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Conference back40::soapbox

Title:Soapbox. Just Soapbox.
Notice:No more new notes
Moderator:WAHOO::LEVESQUEONS
Created:Thu Nov 17 1994
Last Modified:Fri Jun 06 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:862
Total number of notes:339684

151.0. "Boink Control" by POLAR::RICHARDSON () Wed Dec 07 1994 14:14

    It would seem to be the root of many problems.
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151.1GMT1::TEEKEMAHolly sheep dip Batman.....Wed Dec 07 1994 14:1910
	It's no problem for me,

	I boink,
	I rest,
	I boink again
	I sleep.


	It's great you should try it......%^)
151.2MPGS::MARKEYMy big stick is a BerettaWed Dec 07 1994 14:207
    I came
    I boinked
    I...
    
    	Damn, I got it backwards again.
    
    
151.3BIGQ::SILVAMemories.....Wed Dec 07 1994 14:364


	Teekema, nowhere in that mess did I see anything about work....
151.4CSOA1::LEECHannuit coeptis novus ordo seclorumWed Dec 07 1994 14:542
    Well, if you have an assault boinker, I suppose this would be
    appropriate.
151.5BIGQ::SILVAMemories.....Wed Dec 07 1994 14:557
| <<< Note 151.4 by CSOA1::LEECH "annuit coeptis novus ordo seclorum" >>>

| Well, if you have an assault boinker, I suppose this would be appropriate.



	Only if you're a disgruntled postal worker....
151.6SMURF::BINDERvitam gustareWed Dec 07 1994 15:212
    do you need a carry permit for an assault boinker?  hey, people have
    died from boinking, and if it saves just one life...
151.7GMT1::TEEKEMAHolly sheep dip Batman.....Wed Dec 07 1994 15:246
	RE.6	But I don't want to be saved..........I want
to boink till the very end.


	RE Glen.	Work, work.....what's that ??? %^)
151.8WMOIS::GIROUARD_CWed Dec 07 1994 15:391
    Try gettin' a high capacity mag these days :-)
151.9POLAR::RICHARDSONWed Dec 07 1994 15:521
    I'll stick with a revolver.
151.10CSOA1::LEECHannuit coeptis novus ordo seclorumWed Dec 07 1994 16:381
    ....and of course, we need an active definition of an assault boinker.
151.11Assault Boinker Legal DefinitionSCAPAS::GUINEO::MOOREI'll have the rat-on-a-stickWed Dec 07 1994 20:204
    
    An assault boinker has a pistol grip.
    
    
151.12MIMS::LESSER_MWho invented liquid soap and why?Wed Dec 07 1994 21:291
    I BOINK!  Therefore I Am!
151.13NEMAIL::SCOTTKMy multiple extremities: O:) &gt;:&gt; :P +:)Thu Dec 08 1994 15:011
    Boinking is good thing.
151.14RDGE44::ALEUC8Thu Dec 08 1994 15:076
    ugh
    
    smelly messy unsanitary potentially-deadly undignified habit-forming
    time-consuming costly
    
    as bad as hard drugs really
151.15NEMAIL::SCOTTKMy multiple extremities: O:) &gt;:&gt; :P +:)Thu Dec 08 1994 15:361
    I thought we were talking about sex, and I hope your not.
151.16GMT1::TEEKEMAMs Jones created Barney..Thu Dec 08 1994 15:446
	RE .14

	That's the best, absolutely the best kind of boinking there is !!

	%^)
151.17POLAR::RICHARDSONThu Dec 08 1994 15:501
    He's talking about digging people up and loving them rotten.
151.18GMT1::TEEKEMAMs Jones created Barney..Thu Dec 08 1994 15:576
	RE .17

	Yipes !!!

	Well, whatever puts the oink in your boink........%^(
151.19RDGE44::ALEUC8Thu Dec 08 1994 16:0212
    .14
    
    i tried to draw a smiley with tongue in cheek but couldnt
    
    is it     8^p   8^6   8^~    8^,    8^&    8^P    8^b
    
    
    .17
    
    wow
    
    that never crossed my (somewhat sick) mind
151.20NEMAIL::SCOTTKMy multiple extremities: O:) &gt;:&gt; :P +:)Thu Dec 08 1994 19:066
    re. .19
    
    I hope it never does cross your mind.  Barbies will always bw better
    
    
    
151.21TROOA::COLLINSYou reflect off my sunglasses...Thu Dec 08 1994 20:156
    Boinking IS messy, disgusting and degrading.
    

    But only if it's done right.

151.22NEMAIL::SCOTTKDon't fake the funkFri Dec 09 1994 13:455
    <------------------and the reason why was late, today.  I lost control, 
    and my boink nature took over, not a good excuse for being late. 
    It's friday.
    
    
151.23POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of PerditionFri Dec 09 1994 13:542
    
    Thank you so much for sharing your sex life with us.
151.24NEMAIL::SCOTTKDon't fake the funkFri Dec 09 1994 16:313
    Hail MSO_BABE
    
    I offended thee, my apologies. :-)
151.25FABSIX::M_CADIEUXFri Apr 26 1996 05:112
    
       Born to Boink
151.26WAHOO::LEVESQUElife is no beer commercialFri Apr 26 1996 10:591
    Please practice safe sex. Use a rubber glove.
151.27POLAR::RICHARDSONA one shake manFri Apr 26 1996 14:361
    sex is cleaner when you package your wiener.
151.28POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of NightmaresFri Apr 26 1996 14:373
    
    {thud}
    
151.29SMURF::WALTERSFri Apr 26 1996 14:513
    "Might as well face it, you've a dick like a glove."
    
    Robert Palmit
151.30BSS::PROCTOR_RPnut butter &amp; quiver sandwich pleeze!Fri Apr 26 1996 14:553
    >   "Might as well face it, you've a dick like a glove."
    
    A luv gluv I presume?
151.31ACISS1::SCHELTERFri Apr 26 1996 15:136
    reminds me of the story aboot the guy with five penises,
    his pants fit like a glove...
    
    
    Mike
    
151.32SMURF::BINDERUva uvam vivendo variatFri Apr 26 1996 17:151
    You people really need to get a hold on yourselves.
151.33BSS::PROCTOR_RPnut butter &amp; quiver sandwich pleeze!Fri Apr 26 1996 18:583
    quit strokin' me!
    
    
151.34ACISS2::LEECHextremistFri Apr 26 1996 20:111
    GET A ROOM, PEOPLE!
151.35just kiddingBSS::SMITH_SFri Apr 26 1996 20:2531
    (boink  boink boink)
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    guess what i'm doing
151.36NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Fri Apr 26 1996 20:261
Being annoying, as usual.
151.37ACISS2::LEECHextremistFri Apr 26 1996 21:011
    {snicker}
151.38BSS::SMITH_SFri Apr 26 1996 21:035
    >> being annoying as usual
    
    
    moi?
    -ss
151.39BSS::PROCTOR_RPnut butter &amp; quiver sandwich pleeze!Fri Apr 26 1996 21:076
    {boink} {boink} {boink}
    
    guess what I'm doing?
    
    boinking.
    don't you feel stupid now?
151.40BSS::SMITH_SFri Apr 26 1996 21:082
    I feel stoopid 24-7
    
151.41BSS::PROCTOR_RPnut butter &amp; quiver sandwich pleeze!Fri Apr 26 1996 21:106
    we had a female type lady in my college linear algebra class named ?you
    guessed it? 
    
    I felt stoopid too.
    
    nice.
151.42BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't drink the (toilet) water.Fri Apr 26 1996 21:413
    
    	I haven't guess it yet.  What was her name?
    
151.43BIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoFri Apr 26 1996 23:587
| <<< Note 151.31 by ACISS1::SCHELTER >>>

| reminds me of the story aboot the guy with five penises,
| his pants fit like a glove...

	Wasn't that the start of the mad cow disease?

151.44ACISS1::SCHELTERMon Apr 29 1996 13:125
    <-- food for thought...
    
    
    Mike