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Conference back40::soapbox

Title:Soapbox. Just Soapbox.
Notice:No more new notes
Moderator:WAHOO::LEVESQUEONS
Created:Thu Nov 17 1994
Last Modified:Fri Jun 06 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:862
Total number of notes:339684

150.0. "Things to date today" by BOXORN::HAYS (I think we are toast. Remember the jam?) Wed Dec 07 1994 13:53

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150.1BOXORN::HAYSI think we are toast. Remember the jam?Wed Dec 07 1994 13:531
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150.2GMT1::TEEKEMAHolly sheep dip Batman.....Wed Dec 07 1994 13:542
	Boinkable boxers.......
150.3BIGQ::SILVAMemories.....Wed Dec 07 1994 14:013

	uhhh... come again???
150.4GMT1::TEEKEMAHolly sheep dip Batman.....Wed Dec 07 1994 14:053
	Well "Things to Date" could mean who or what
do you like to date, as in go out with......%^)
150.5BIGQ::SILVAMemories.....Wed Dec 07 1994 14:293

	I know that Teekema, but YOU also had listed me as a boinkable boxer!
150.6GMT1::TEEKEMAHolly sheep dip Batman.....Wed Dec 07 1994 14:322
	Soooooooooooooooo, ready for that double date ???????
150.7BIGQ::SILVAMemories.....Wed Dec 07 1994 14:444


	Just as long as you know you have to buy me dinner before I will boink.
150.8GMT1::TEEKEMAHolly sheep dip Batman.....Wed Dec 07 1994 15:316
	That's all Glen, boy , you are a cheap date....%^)

	Do you boink on the first date ???? %^)

	More importantly, will your Ken boink my GI-Joe ???
150.9CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Wed Dec 07 1994 15:353

I thought I'd deleted the highschool humor conference...
150.10COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertWed Dec 07 1994 15:408
>I thought I'd deleted the highschool humor conference...

Nah.  Where else but Soapbox can you see people yakking about "in and out"
with telephones, GI Joe and Ken "boinking" each other, and so on.

Pretty stupid stuff.

/john
150.11ZebraSOLVIT::KRAWIECKIgrep this!Wed Dec 07 1994 15:501
    
150.12GMT1::TEEKEMAHolly sheep dip Batman.....Wed Dec 07 1994 15:597
	Re .9 and .10

	Hey, take it to the "Things to Hate" string.

	Were having high school fun over here, you're
never too old......%^)
150.13LJSRV2::KALIKOWCyberian-AmericanWed Dec 07 1994 16:013
    Sticking right to the subject, may I observe that up to the present
    day, things to date certainly are things.
    
150.14GMT1::TEEKEMAHolly sheep dip Batman.....Wed Dec 07 1994 16:113
	Prolly because it is becoming to expesive and dangerous
to date someone rather than something................%^) %^) %^O
150.15BIGQ::SILVANobody wants a Charlie in the Box!Wed Dec 07 1994 16:1215
| <<< Note 150.8 by GMT1::TEEKEMA "Holly sheep dip Batman....." >>>


| That's all Glen, boy , you are a cheap date....%^)

	You haven't seen where I want dinner bought.... Bay Tower Room in
Boston. Appetizers are around $20-$40. It's gonna cost ya baby!

| Do you boink on the first date ???? %^)

	As long as the first date isn't in a mens room.

| More importantly, will your Ken boink my GI-Joe ???

	Ken's a slut. He'll boink anywhere.
150.16BIGQ::SILVANobody wants a Charlie in the Box!Wed Dec 07 1994 16:139
| <<< Note 150.12 by GMT1::TEEKEMA "Holly sheep dip Batman....." >>>



| Were having high school fun over here, you're never too old......%^)


	Teekema.... me thinks that they might have just proven your theory
wrong.....
150.17GMT1::TEEKEMAHolly sheep dip Batman.....Wed Dec 07 1994 16:1923
>| That's all Glen, boy , you are a cheap date....%^)

>	You haven't seen where I want dinner bought.... Bay Tower Room in
>Boston. Appetizers are around $20-$40. It's gonna cost ya baby!

	By my standards, that's cheap ( I mean inexpensive ) I am used to
paying $100-$200 for the privelidge of a date.......%^)
Maybe that's why my wife married me, I was the only sucker willing to
spend the money.  %^) (Man If my wifre read this I'd be dead..)


>| Do you boink on the first date ???? %^)

>	As long as the first date isn't in a mens room.

	Well, we've both been there already....%^) 


>| More importantly, will your Ken boink my GI-Joe ???

>	Ken's a slut. He'll boink anywhere.

	That's how Gi-Joe like's em. Sleezy slut's.
150.18GMT1::TEEKEMAHolly sheep dip Batman.....Wed Dec 07 1994 16:209
>| Were having high school fun over here, you're never too old......%^)


>	Teekema.... me thinks that they might have just proven your theory
>wrong.....


	Maybe that is where Kimball and I got the idea for SoapBox
farts. %^)
150.19BIGQ::SILVANobody wants a Charlie in the Box!Wed Dec 07 1994 16:3220
| <<< Note 150.17 by GMT1::TEEKEMA "Holly sheep dip Batman....." >>>


| By my standards, that's cheap ( I mean inexpensive ) I am used to paying $100
| -$200 for the privelidge of a date.......%^)

	Remember, we were talking about a date, not a whore. :-)  And dinner
here will cost you much more than that.....

| >| Do you boink on the first date ???? %^)

| >	As long as the first date isn't in a mens room.

| Well, we've both been there already....%^)

	SCREAM!!!! I had totally forgotten about that! HA! 

| That's how Gi-Joe like's em. Sleezy slut's.

	Ken luvs military types. 
150.20GMT1::TEEKEMAHolly sheep dip Batman.....Wed Dec 07 1994 16:3410
>| By my standards, that's cheap ( I mean inexpensive ) I am used to paying $100
>| -$200 for the privelidge of a date.......%^)

>	Remember, we were talking about a date, not a whore. :-)  And dinner
>here will cost you much more than that.....


	I was not talking about a whore either.    %^)

	Not my type of fair.......%^|
150.21a little 'box blackmail...heheheCSOA1::LEECHannuit coeptis novus ordo seclorumWed Dec 07 1994 16:435
    .17 has been extracted and will be forwarded to the TEEKEMA home adress
    unless $5000 is mailed to Steve Leech @ CYO (a cashier's check will
    do).
    
    8^)
150.22GMT1::TEEKEMAHolly sheep dip Batman.....Wed Dec 07 1994 16:593

	O U C H............too cruel.  %^(