Conference back40::soapbox

    Sugar Ray Leonard?

	Glen and his Ken dolls...................%^)

    Ah yes, Leon Spinks. The man who thinks "Motif" is what he wants for
    Christmas...

	RE .4

		Bwahahahahahah		Good one.

	What's the name of the boxer who got sent to jail for
beating his wife recently, his name escapes me right now......??
	I am sure his dance card is quite full.....%^)

    All I have to say is:
    
    The person who I would consider "most boinkable" is, I'm sure, already
    aware of their status in this regard and my mentioning said person by
    name would not enhance my chances of finding out first hand... :-) :-)
    :-) :-)
    
    -b

    You mean Glen Silva?

    Definitely. Glen's a stud muffin... or so I've been told.

          CCCCCCCC         RRRRRRRRR      AAAAAAAAAA         PPPPPPPP
         CC      CC       RR       RR    AA        AA       PP      PP
        CC        C      RR        RR    AA        AA      PP        PP
        CC               RR        RR    AA        AA      PP        PP
        CC               RR        RR    AA        AA      PP        PP
        CC               RRRRRRRRRRR     AAAAAAAAAAAA      PPPPPPPPPPP
        CC               RRRRR           AA        AA      PP   
        CC               RR  RR          AA        AA      PP
        CC               RR   RR         AA        AA      PP
        CC        C      RR    RR        AA        AA      PP
         CC      CC      RR     RR       AA        AA      PP
          CCCCCCCC       RR      RR      AA        AA      PP

    
    
    Gene's just pissed cuz sheep can't type.

    ]and my mentioning said person by name would not enhance my chances 
    ]of finding out first hand... :-)
    
     Um, in this age of safer sex, be sure to wear
    
     A RUBBER GLOVE!

    for gene:
    
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    .6
    
    Give it a go, Brian...we're all (well, most of us) dying of curiosity!
                   

    What, confess and get all the other women mad at me who think I was
    talking about them? :-)

    I think you may have offended some men already.

    I may have offended more if I didn't say that...

	Teekema.... you just want me for my Ken dolls!

	No Glen, really.......I thought we could double date,
My GI-Joe wants to meet your Ken. %^)

    STOP THAT. It's silly. Started out as a nice little idea about boinking
    boxers, but now it's just got silly. And a bit suspect I think.....

	Why what ever do you mean.......I thought the whole topic
rather silly. Now if I would say "Terrie" I would get shot....

	BTW: Glen is a boxer isn't he ????    %^)



	PS. Where's Terrie, I haven't seen her lately ???

    gettin bored blinder? and i know sheeps what can write.

    nope, haag, not gettin bored.  got a script that whips out those
    banners pretty as you please.  like this one.
    
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    <--- Pssst. Beretta. :-)

    
    RE; .24
    
    Agreed!!
    

    the beretta 92fs is one bitchin piece engineering. i wouldn't part with
    mine for anything.

    Agreed. Said similar, in fact, in response to one of you notes
    in ::FIREARMS earlier today. A Beretta in .40S&W is next on
    my shopping list... :-)
    
    Anybody know where you can get factory 15 rnd mags for the 92FS?
    
    -b

Note 140.27 by MPGS::MARKEY
    
    >>Anybody know where you can get factory 15 rnd mags for the 92FS?
    
    i bought a few back a few months ago. sorry, but i'm keeping them.
    i've seen some at gun shows, usually price gouging sellers have jacked
    up the price to around $40/mag. and they weren't beretta mags either.
    junk IMHO.

    
    RE: 29
    
    Had your chance gene.... I had two extras at $29.00 american right from
    the factory in Italy.... :) :) :)
    
     The place I got mine mis-quoted a price to me and had to give them to
    me at $29.00 ea. ( I bought 4.. two for me and two for.. well, you know
    who ;) ;)
    
     Anyway, you can try giving them a call and see what they come up with
    for a price.... 
    
      Send mail....
    

     Only in the box- from boinking boxers (ooh, er) to guns. [knock]
    [knock] [knock] Hello! Is there anybody home?!!

Well, considering that almost all murders with guns are because someone has
a problem with who is or isn't boinking whom, it would seem to make sense.

Actually, almost all murders with or without guns are boinking-related.

/john

    
    
    i notice that no one has named anyone yet...
    
    

    
    .32
    
    >Actually, almost all murders with or without guns are boinking-related.
    
    
    Wow, that's quite a broad statement, john!  You wanna back that one up?

			T E R R I E	


			%^O	{{{whistle, whistle, cat call...}}}

| <<< Note 140.33 by GAVEL::JANDROW "Green Eyed Lady..." >>>



| i notice that no one has named anyone yet...


	Gee Raq.... it's so nice you consider me a no one!!! Hmmmph!

>    >Actually, almost all murders with or without guns are boinking-related.
>    
>    
>    Wow, that's quite a broad statement, john!  You wanna back that one up?

It's the truth.  Even though an increasing percentage are drug and gang
related, "crimes of passion" account for almost all murders.  They're not
usually very interesting, unless they're committed by O.J. Simpson types.

/john

    
    Stats?
    
    I'm not saying you're lying, but I've never heard this.

Would that mean that the murder of Nicole Brown Simpson is a boinking-related
murder?

    Even if it's true that almost all murders are crimes of passion,
    that doesn't mean they're crimes of sexual passion.
    
    It seems to me that a lot of murders happen in the course of other
    crimes, or are random killings.

There certainly are quite a few murders that happen in the commission of
other crimes.

But those numbers are quite small compared to the number of murders
because someone won't boink any more, or because someone is boinking
someone that someone else thinks they shouldn't be boinking, or because
someone thinks that someone is boinking someone that someone else thinks
they shouldn't be boinking, etc.

When I lived in Atlanta in the late sixties and early seventies, it was
the murder capital of America.  98% of the murders were domestic squabbles.

/john

> 98% of the murders were domestic squabbles.

Some having to do with financial issues, some having to do with drugs or
alcohol, some having to do with a lot of other things, but hardly all (or
most) related to boinking, I would think.

| <<< Note 140.40 by WECARE::GRIFFIN "John Griffin ZKO1-3/B31 381-1159" >>>

| Even if it's true that almost all murders are crimes of passion,
| that doesn't mean they're crimes of sexual passion.


	VERY TRUE!  There was this chocolate creme pie that I absolutely
murdered out of passion. I just LOVE chocolate creme pie! But I did not murder
it for anything sexual, just for the passion of the taste! 

    Ban boinking!  If it saves one life...
    
    <duck>

	Never...........NEVER..........Infidels.....


	I plan to die boinking.......%^)

    Yes, well. It's not called boinking when you're alone.

	I don't plan to be alone.

	That's why I married the most wonderful woman
in the world who shares my delight for boinking (with me only,
before any of you kozak's get any bright ideas).  %^)

    
                         ... ban boinking <duck>s ...

	N E V E R............Lynch that anti boinking mob......%^]

    
    
    glen...you know you're not a no one...i just checked all the replies to
    this note and didn't see a note where you mentioned anyone...
    
    

| <<< Note 140.47 by GMT1::TEEKEMA "Holly sheep dip Batman....." >>>



| That's why I married the most wonderful woman in the world 

	She had to of been in order to marry YOU!  I believe the word is
saintess!

	Glen, charity comes to mind often..............


	Every once in a while fortune smiles even on the most

	un-deserving !! %^)

| <<< Note 140.50 by GAVEL::JANDROW "Green Eyed Lady..." >>>



| glen...you know you're not a no one...i just checked all the replies to
| this note and didn't see a note where you mentioned anyone...


	ohhhhhhh raq....... i was talkin about teekema mentioning me....

| <<< Note 140.52 by GMT1::TEEKEMA "Holly sheep dip Batman....." >>>



| Every once in a while fortune smiles even on the most un-deserving !! %^)


	You mean she even smiles at you? Wow..... time to give her a promotion
from saintess to..... hey, what's the next step up the ladder?

>> hey, what's the next step up the ladder?


	MSO Babe...................%^)

	Teekema..... you are a man with insight, at times..... and this is one
of them. I bow my head to you.

Note 140.30 by SOLVIT::KRAWIECKI
    
    >Had your chance gene.... I had two extras at $29.00 american right from
    >the factory in Italy.... :) :) :)
    
    thanks andy. but i gots 4 for myself. 60 rounds quickly available
    should handle most situations.

    
    <------  Gunnut!!!

    
    
    >>  ohhhhhhh raq....... i was talkin about teekema mentioning me....
    
    
    come on, glen, teekma's an idjit...i meant a serious entry...
    
    

	geee... thanks a bunch dear! hmmmmph! stomp stomp stomp.....

    
    
    glenie...you are being much to sensitive today...come over here so i
    can smaq you...
    
    ;>
    
    

	Geeeeees raq, Don't hold back...............%^(


	Go with your true feelings.

    
    
    don't take it personally, teek...
    
    :>
    
    

	a smaq from a babe.... what did i do right today to deserve that! :)

    I just sat here and read the whole bloody note, not to find my name
    anywhere. Only one reply made me chuckle and that was I think
    .11 refering to non-techno farm animals.
    
    It is therefore my decision that this note is very simular to what
    dogs leave behind in the street. 
    
    personally if I was a hip chick I'd boink me :^)

    Teekema, 
    
    What is this I'm hearing?
    
    Your sharing your ken, barbie,..............and Gi Joe's with another.
    
    I'm crushed, mortified, wounded even...........
    
    <Collapsing on the floor>
    
    
    It's all getting dark.... I see spots.......Is that you Grandpa.
    
    (Drifting off into blackness.......)
    
    
                                        

	Well Kimball, with Ken being such a slut and GI-Joe
constantly trying to prove himself not even a fire hose
can prevent this from occuring.		%^) %^)	%^)

	What will prevent it is the fact that there are no hoses period, fire
or any other kind.


Glen

re. .69  BIGQ::SILVA
    
    HOW COULD YOU???
    
    You missed a perfectly good opportunity to 
    
    
    
    
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    In the perfect boinking topic...
    
    You need more training...

	I think because last time I did that I was set hidden. Ohh... but I was
in the Christian conference at the time.... 

    Teekema,
    
    Yep, that explains it.

    
    mz debra
    
    Mark

    I vote for Deirdre.
    
    OH GREAT! _HER_ AGAIN?!?
    
    Shut up!
    
    What about me?!?
    
    Not now. NOT _NOW_ !
    
    Get back in there! Get _back_ in there now! 
    
    Look, look we don't have time for this!
    
    BE QUIET!
    
    Shhhhhh. Ok. Ok.
    
    Glenn/Dierdre/Pamela/Alice/Ned/Anton/Franny/Sean

    
    <--------
    
    apropos p-name....
    

    do ex-boxers count? :-)

    Cynical or no, 'Tine, it's great to see ya back inna'Box!!
    
    ... and obtw, little you ain't.  
    
    No quarrel wif the last woid of your P_N...
    
    And in YOUR case, yes -- apparently ex-boxers DO count! :-)
                             

    
    I must say I much prefer boxers to briefs.

    Knowing you to be a ladye of cultchah & refoinement, I assume you are
    expressynge a preference for gentlemen of the pugilistic rather than
    the legalistic persuasion.  
    
    If I am in error, this would trouble me.
    
    |-{:-)
    

    yabut, dearest doctor, cynical little wench sounds better 'an cynical
    big wench, 'sides, which i ain't big, just tall :-)
    and it is nice to be back :-)

    
    hey you!!!  i used the p_n first!!  you didn't even ask to borrow it!!!
    trademark infringement!!!  see your sorry butt in court lady!!!!
    
    
    

    Court?  Did someone say court?
    
    ME

    re .0
    
    ME!!!

cool.....

If you have to nominate yourself, well....

daryll

    He thought it was for most self-boinked boxer.

    Ouch, LOW Blow!
    :)_

    
    april barber

    
    	[snivel, grovel]
    

    8O

    
    shawn, it's not groveling, it's a fact.

    
    	As far as you know she might not even be anatomically correct.
    

    >april barber
    
    Definitely a babe!!

	Shawn, only YOU would question that. 

You can't blame him.  He's probably been burned so many times, that it's
hard for him to trust anyone.

burned by the dates when he tries to make a move on them, right? 

    
    	You people are mean!!
    

    Why,
    
    Cause some of us don't find women who have been throwing up everything
    they ever ate from the age of two attractive?
    
    

    
    	No, 'coz they're picking on me AGAIN.
    

    Maybe you need to change the l in Slab to a c?  

    
    	That would certainly be a good example in a "name recognition"
    	discussion, wouldn't it?
    

    
    	{sniff} I was hoping to be voted most boinkable boxer.
    
    

    
    sorry, jimster. april wins, hands down.

	<sob> Me too.

	

I vote for Jim for most boxable boinker.

    
    .107
    is that another vote for april?

I'd add another vote for April, but I won't 'cause I'm a prude, and it
would only make her uncomfortable.

    
    
    	thank you, Gerald. I'm now anxiously awaiting Glen's vote. ;*)
    
    

    
    um, debra dearest. you are near and dear to my heart, but business
    is business.

    "Boxable boinker" suggests "canned ham."
    

    >Cause some of us don't find women who have been throwing up everything
    >they ever ate from the age of two attractive?
    
    I think they'd be dead!

  ah, the whines of the overweight mericans...it's unhealthy to have
 low body weight...i coulda been a hunk or a babe, 'cept for those
 evil corporations that shill croissants...bet they do it with plastic
 surgery !!!...it's warped values...obesity can be beautiful...

  bb

I'll vote for you, Deb.

    I don't think it's too late, there's still a lot of polling going on.

    
    the provincial polling i find quite interesting.
    

    it's spreading like a bastard!

| <<< Note 140.108 by NOTIME::SACKS "Gerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085" >>>

| I vote for Jim for most boxable boinker.

	me too!

    
    
    	I knew I could count on Glen! ;*)
    

	"One."

My vote is available, for a price.

    
    	Which one of my kids do ya want?
    
    

| <<< Note 140.112 by FABSIX::J_SADIN "Freedom isn't free." >>>



| I'm now anxiously awaiting Glen's vote. ;*)


	Don't say ANXIOUSLY! You damn tease!

    
    .124
    
    you don't count.

    {snicker}

    
    	RE: .122/.123
    
    	I was going to say "21".
    

  Anyways this topick be mislabelled, mon...

  orta be "most boinkworthy" or some such

  bb

   .130  good point.  those would get two different answers from
	 me.

    
    	8^O
    

    How nice.  

    oh, do tell. Who's the loose and who's the goose?

  .134  if yer askin' me - no flippin' way would i answer that. ;>

    Yes, please share, Diane.

    What a horrible comment to make anyway.

    oh darn, I was hoping I could kill two birds with one stone. I have no
    votes thus far.

    
    Horrible?  Why?
    

Depends on who you talk to, pinata-boy.

    Insinuating that someone's loose is quite a non-compliment, no?  And I
    would assume she meant me since she knows so much about me.
    
    True to form.

	That's quite a jump, isn't it?

	<boggle>

    
    diane knows so much about you?  idnkt.
    

       horrible?  you mean my comment or bb's?
       "boinkworthy" is different from "boinkable" to me, because "boinkable"
       could mean "able to be boinked".  that's what i meant.  not "loose".
      

    You know, sarcasm?

    .144  Yeah, whatever.

>      <<< Note 140.141 by SCASS1::BARBER_A "Can Freakazoid come over?" >>>

>    Insinuating that someone's loose is quite a non-compliment, no?  And I
>    would assume she meant me since she knows so much about me.
    
	! oh lordy.  i'm sorry you thought that, but i was thinking
	about two men.  when somebody mentions boinking, i naturally think
	of men, you see. ;>  maybe you see the context i was thinking about
	it in now.

    .147 Yeah, whatever.

    
    someone is definitely paranoid.
    

>      <<< Note 140.148 by SCASS1::BARBER_A "Can Freakazoid come over?" >>>

>    .147 Yeah, whatever.

	April, that is the honest-to-God truth.  You never even entered
	my mind.  I have no reason whatsoever to think that you're loose.
	
	Geez.

    I'm sorry, oph, I'll work on it.

>       <<< Note 140.149 by LANDO::OLIVER_B "looking for deep meaning" >>>

>    someone is definitely paranoid.

	man, oh man, you said it.

    

    .149/.152  Right in sync, what a suprise.  Paranoid huh?  What was your
    aim in making a comment like that anyway, be it directed at a male or
    female, Diane?  

    
    
    	whoa there, 'pril. easy. can't we all just get along?
    
    

>      <<< Note 140.153 by SCASS1::BARBER_A "Can Freakazoid come over?" >>

	Look, I don't know what your problem is, but you are interpreting
	this all wrong.  I already explained what I thought the distinction
	could be.  I was thinking about "boinkable" as meaning "able to
	be boinked", i.e., "available".  The most "boinkworthy" person to
	me might not be available.  So there was nothing rude at all
	about what I was thinking.  You are waaay off base.



	

    
    	GFY, Sadin!!
    
    
    
    	Then maybe you can vote YOURSELF most boinkworthy.
    
    	8^)
    

    
    	April, "boinkable" is an anatomically correct type of thing.
    
    	"Boinkworthy" is an anatomically pleasing type of thing.
    
    
    	[And if you even THINK of responding to this with a "Yeah,
    	 whatever" I'll come down to Texas and give you a severe spank-
    	 ing.  8^)]
    

>      <<< Note 140.157 by BUSY::SLAB "Audiophiles do it 'til it hertz!" >>>

    
>    	April, "boinkable" is an anatomically correct type of thing.
    
>    	"Boinkworthy" is an anatomically pleasing type of thing.

	just as a point of little or no interest, i wasn't thinking of it
	like that either.      
    

    
    	Well, that's how I interpreted bb's reply at the start of this
    	thread.  I'll have to go back and read it again.
    
    	Well, I don't really have to if I don't want to, but maybe I will
    	anyways, just for fun.
    

   .159  i'm not contesting how bb meant it.  i'm just _trying_ to
	 explain how i meant it.  hmm.  suppose i should ask Mr.
	 Postpischil for some lessons in demanding an apology?
	 i'm definitely owed one at this point.

    Maybe I am way off base.  I truly hope so.  IMO, you could have made
    yourself more clear in the beginning.

    You could always pursue legal action.

    
    	RE: .160
    
    	Hmmm, it appears that bb is the one who got this thread started on
    	a "loose" tangent.  Some nerve.  However, I think that "boinked" is
    	a better word for loose than "boinkable" is.
    
    	"Boinkable" connotes a higher-than-average number of orifices or
    	something like that.
    

    careful slab, or I'll have to nominate you for a POLAR account.

    
    	RE: .161/.160
    
    	Maybe next time you could add
    
    	[not you, April]
    
    	to the end of the sentence so that there is no question as to whom
    	you weren't referring.
    

   <sigh>

    
    
    	re: slab
    
    	"GFY" indeed...:*)
    
    

    
    	RE: .164
    
    	POLAR?  Child's play.
    
    	I'm trying to skip grade school and move to the SUBURBs.
    

    I never really understood that expression.

>      <<< Note 140.165 by BUSY::SLAB "Audiophiles do it 'til it hertz!" >>>

	<chuckle>  i might just do that!  ;>

    .160  That's funny, I was just thinking the same thing.  I'm sorry if I
    misunderstood you, Diane.

>      <<< Note 140.171 by SCASS1::BARBER_A "Can Freakazoid come over?" >>>
>                   -< if I did misunderstand you, that is. >-

	You DID.  

    "I'm sorry I didn't make myself more clear, April, you whiney 
    paranoid 20-something person"

>      <<< Note 140.173 by SCASS1::BARBER_A "Can Freakazoid come over?" >>>

    Ah, so now we're getting somewhere.  You will no doubt think I
    am lying to you here, but I do not consider you to be "whiney",
    and prior to this, I did not consider you to be "paranoid".

    This was an incredible display of paranoia, however.  100% unwarranted.
    And you are apparently still trying to blame me for it.




    

    So I guess I won't be getting an apology from you then?  Oh well.  I
    guess I don't deserve one, being paranoid and all.

      oy.

    I concur.  

    Did I mention I was sorry, Diane?  I am, you know.

    I don't get what Diane has to apologize for....
    
    

    Just cause!!!!   :)

    
    Un flippin' real.
    
    Why is it Diane is getting all the heat when bb started the whole
    conversation?
    
    And why should Di apologize because April misunderstood her?
    
    I'm so glad I left at 5 and went out drinking.  This is stupider than
    usual.
    
    

               \|/ ____ \|/
                @~/ ,. \~@
               /_( \__/ )_\-----What in the wide wide world of sports
               ~  \__U_/  ~     is goin' on here?

    stupider than usual?
    
    so, you're saying this is usually stupid?

    Deb may not have said it, so i will.
    
    this is usually stupid. there. everyone happy now?

    Gee- I was thinking this topic could have a little more activity, but
    not like this. :^7
    
    With the ability to enter notes anonymously (via the web), one might
    find the results quite amusing.
    
    Just to reinforce the distinction:
    
    Most Boinkable: the best of those available for boinking
    Most Boinkworthy: the most desirable co-boinker, availability issues
    aside
    
    of course, we have some other categories that might be interesting:
    
    Most Boinkhappy: the one most consumed with boinking
    Most Boinkneedy: the one most in need of a good boinking

    Most Boinkless: clueless, where boinking is concerned

    Doesn't that imply, er, experience with the accused? ;>

    Possibly, but I certainly wasn't nominating anyone.
    
    (Phew!)

    
    .185
    
    What are you trying to say, doc??? That I need to get boinked???

    what makes you think I was talking about you?

    
    i sense a strong woosh in the force, Obi Wan.

  I retract what I said...

  bb

    
    sure, just like you bb. Start a raging arguement, then leave.
    only to come back when the bodies are cold. you are a pip of a
    gentleman.

Nah, he doesn't move like a Pip.

  what time is the midnight train to Ga ?

  bb

    
    	RE: .195
    
    	5AM Greenwich time.
    

| <<< Note 140.153 by SCASS1::BARBER_A "Can Freakazoid come over?" >>>

| .149/.152  Right in sync, what a suprise.  

	Was the comment draining?

| <<< Note 140.157 by BUSY::SLAB "Audiophiles do it 'til it hertz!" >>>


| [And if you even THINK of responding to this with a "Yeah, whatever" I'll 
| come down to Texas and give you a severe spanking.  8^)]

	Now there is a reason to change ones opinion.....

| <<< Note 140.161 by SCASS1::BARBER_A "Can Freakazoid come over?" >>>

| Maybe I am way off base.  I truly hope so.  IMO, you could have made
| yourself more clear in the beginning.

	Or you could have asked what she meant before telling her?

| <<< Note 140.178 by SCASS1::BARBER_A "Can Freakazoid come over?" >>>

| Did I mention I was sorry, Diane?  I am, you know.

	I'm sorry, just catching up and all, but an apology that has the words,
"If I" in it is no apology. An apology has to be meant, and if you don't really
believe the person really meant what they were saying, then you did not
apologize. (imnsho)

 Why don't you ask her what she meant instead of telling her?

    I'm sorry I called you an idiot, if I had known you had brain damage I
    would have been more patient.
    
    there. shoots your theory all to hell, doesn't it?

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| Why don't you ask her what she meant instead of telling her?

	Jim, did you see the (imnsho) listed? I gave an opinion, not a fact.
Try again sometime.

    it was a not so humble opinion though, so we're going to pick on you
    for that and many other reasons too numerous to mention.

errr.....whateveah? 

    Looked in this morning and realized that in responding about the models
    in MB celebrity, I inadvertantly wound up in this string.  
    
    BTW women who starve themselves to amennoreah are in far worse physical
    danger than those with a few extra pounds of flesh.  Osteo,
    electrolytic imbalances, esophagial eruptions, and other problems are
    rife with eating disordered models.  
    
    I also do wonder about men who like women starved to the point of
    looking prepubescent.
    
    

    Research shows that animals on diets that are nutritionally complete
    but severely calorie restricted live a lot longer than animals on
    regular diets.  I believe experiments have shown lifespans increased by
    about a third, consistent among a variety of species of small animals. 
    Imagine adding twenty or thirty years to the human lifespan!

    Extension of the results to humans is difficult due to human longevity
    and the problem of keeping humans on a calorie restricted diet for long
    periods of time, but early results on other primates show marked health
    improvements.


    				-- edp


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    I saw a show (TLC?  Discovery Channel?) about 6mos back, where
    a doctor/researcher was practicing this regimen.  He ate only
    every other day, and ran several miles a day.  He was 70ish, and
    appeared very healthy and muscular, and rather thin.

    For an extra 30 years?  I'd do it, if only I didn't enjoy eating
    and drinking so darned much.

    \john

    Frig the 30 extra years. Live fast, die young, leave a good looking
    corpse.

    live fast, die old and transplant your brain into a good looking clone.

    Live fast, die young, and leave a spherical corpse.

    the tribute to a well rounded person?

    You betchum!
    
    Being corpulent to the point of sphericity has some advantages.  First,
    you can forget about those pesky diets.  Second, falls aren't really
    falls.

    
    boinkable boxer, people, boinkable boxer

    
    um, not really. i already cast my vote for Texas. i just don't want to
    see another silly little rathole develop.

  In past times, fat was sometimes beautiful.  Sometimes not.

  So, who knows ?  Mebbe obesity will be in, in the 21st century...

  bb

    Great! that leaves more for me!