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Conference back40::soapbox

Title:Soapbox. Just Soapbox.
Notice:No more new notes
Moderator:WAHOO::LEVESQUEONS
Created:Thu Nov 17 1994
Last Modified:Fri Jun 06 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:862
Total number of notes:339684

100.0. "The Snarf" by TROOA::COLLINS (Not Phil, not Tom, not Joan...) Thu Nov 24 1994 14:01

    
    The...

    
    
        SSSSS     NNN       NN        A        RRRRRRRR     FFFFFFFFFF   !!
      SS     SS   NNNN      NN       AAA       RR      RR   FF           !!
     SS           NN NN     NN      AA AA      RR       RR  FF           !!
      SS          NN  NN    NN     AA   AA     RR      RR   FF           !!
        SSSSS     NN   NN   NN    AA     AA    RRRRRRRR     FFFFFFF      !!
             SS   NN    NN  NN   AA       AA   RR    RR     FF           !!
              SS  NN     NN NN  AAAAAAAAAAAAA  RR     RR    FF
     SS      SS   NN      NNNN  AA         AA  RR      RR   FF           !!
       SSSSSS     NN       NNN  AA         AA  RR       RR  FF           !!

    
    
    Clever Soapbox game or senseless waste of disk space?

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100.1this about sums it upHAAG::HAAGRode hard. Put up wet.Thu Nov 24 1994 20:4115
          CCCCCCCC         RRRRRRRRR      AAAAAAAAAA         PPPPPPPP
         CC      CC       RR       RR    AA        AA       PP      PP
        CC        C      RR        RR    AA        AA      PP        PP
        CC               RR        RR    AA        AA      PP        PP
        CC               RR        RR    AA        AA      PP        PP
        CC               RRRRRRRRRRR     AAAAAAAAAAAA      PPPPPPPPPPP
        CC               RRRRR           AA        AA      PP   
        CC               RR  RR          AA        AA      PP
        CC               RR   RR         AA        AA      PP
        CC        C      RR    RR        AA        AA      PP
         CC      CC      RR     RR       AA        AA      PP
          CCCCCCCC       RR      RR      AA        AA      PP


100.2DASHER::RALSTONWho says I can't?Fri Nov 25 1994 12:2412

                                                __,,,,_
                            ,   _ ___.--'''`--''// ,-_ `-.
                            \`"' ' || \\ \ \\/ / // / ,-  `,_
                           /'`  \   || Y  | \|/ / // / -.,__ `-,
                          /@"\    \ \\ |  | ||/ // | \/  \  `-._`-,_.,
                         /  _.-.  .-\,___|  _-| / \ \/|_/ |     `-._._)
                         `-' f/ |       / __/ \__  /  |__/ \
                              `-'       |  -|   \__ \  |-' |
                                      __/   /__,-'   ) ,' _|'
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100.3Snarfed just a little late...OAW::MILLERHE WHO DIES W/ MOST TOYS, STILL DIESTue Dec 06 1994 19:5220
    I had just made this up about 5 minutes ago, thinking that I had the
    1st one in the new box.  *8(  I missed...
    
    
    
    
 SSSSSSS    NN    NN     AAAAAA     RRRRRRR     FFFFFFFF     ! 
SSSSSSSS    NN    NN    AAAAAAAA    RRRRRRRR    FFFFFFFF    !!!
SSS         NNN   NN    AA    AA    RR    RR    FF          !!!
SSS         NNNN  NN    AA    AA    RR    RR    FF          !!!
 SSSSSS     NNNNN NN    AAAAAAAA    RRRRRRRR    FFFFFFFF    !!!
    SSSS    NN NNNNN    AAAAAAAA    RR  RR      FFFFFFFF    !!!
     SSS    NN  NNNN    AA    AA    RR   RR     FF           ! 
     SSS    NN   NNN    AA    AA    RR    RR    FF             
SSSSSSSS    NN   NNN    AA    AA    RR    RR    FF          !!!
SSSSSSS     NN    NN    AA    AA    RR    RR    FF          !!!

Copywrite MillSoft, Enterprizes.  All Rights Reserved.


100.4TROOA::COLLINSOn a wavelength far from home.Wed May 24 1995 15:076
    
    So...what's a suitable punishment for snarfing?
    
    How about pre- and post-snarfing?  Birthday snarfs?  
    Devil snarfs? Calibre snarfs and CPU snarfs?
    
100.5BOXORN::HAYSI think we are toast. Remember the jam?Wed May 24 1995 15:112
What about airplane snarf?  Like 727,  56336 (DC10),  etc?
100.7REFINE::KOMARThe BarbarianWed May 24 1995 18:213
Lucky SNARFS (like 7 and 11) ie this one

ME
100.8NETCAD::WOODFORDUSER ERROR::ReplaceUser/PressAnyKeyToCont.Wed May 24 1995 18:299
    
    
    This is a happy snarf for what I "8" for lunch. :*)
    
    
    
    
    Terrie
    
100.9NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed May 24 1995 18:355
Just say "Nein" zu die Snarfen.



Forgive me, /john. I haven't studied German in over 20 years.
100.10NETCAD::WOODFORDUSER ERROR::ReplaceUser/PressAnyKeyToCont.Wed May 24 1995 18:3711
    
    
    The snarf number that I aspire to be, but shall never arrive there....
    
    
    
    
    Oh, well....
    
    Terrie
    
100.11REFINE::KOMARThe BarbarianWed May 24 1995 18:523
Got the other LUCKY SNARF!

ME
100.12POLAR::RICHARDSONIndeedy Do Da DayWed May 24 1995 18:591
    <--- My Lord, have you resigned from the crown?
100.13BUSY::SLABOUNTYTrouble with a capital 'T'Wed May 24 1995 19:513
    
    	Uh-oh ... unlucky snarfs like this?
    
100.14CSOA1::LEECHWed May 24 1995 20:491
    How about nonsensical snarfs like this one?
100.15MKOTS3::JMARTINYou-Had-Forty-Years!!!Wed May 24 1995 20:521
    Some of our box community has just entered puberty snarf!!
100.16CBHVAX::CBHLager LoutThu May 25 1995 06:373
2^4 snarf (desperation?)

Chris.
100.17GIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Thu May 25 1995 07:055
Sad.....


Chele

100.18REFINE::KOMARThe BarbarianThu May 25 1995 11:463
A SNARF for graduating from high schrool (most grad. at 18).

ME
100.19BUSY::SLABOUNTYTrouble with a capital 'T'Thu May 25 1995 13:293
    
    	Steely Dan snarf??
    
100.20MKOTS3::JMARTINYou-Had-Forty-Years!!!Thu May 25 1995 13:501
    Drinking age in North Carolina snarf!
100.21REFINE::KOMARThe BarbarianThu May 25 1995 14:101
7+7+7 SNARF
100.22MKOTS3::JMARTINYou-Had-Forty-Years!!!Thu May 25 1995 14:115
    Non Prime Number snarf!
    
    Proof:  1,2,11,22
    
    Nyaahh
100.23REFINE::KOMARThe BarbarianThu May 25 1995 14:141
Prinme number SNARF
100.24MKOTS3::JMARTINYou-Had-Forty-Years!!!Thu May 25 1995 14:413
   < Whack with a ruler>
    
    You have to prove your work!
100.25CSOA1::LEECHThu May 25 1995 15:021
    5^2 SNARF.
100.26REFINE::KOMARThe BarbarianThu May 25 1995 15:263
A twice unlucky SNARF (2*13)

ME
100.27DASHER::RALSTONAnagram: Lost hat on MarsThu May 25 1995 15:271
    3x3x3 = 3^3 SNARF
100.28POWDML::CKELLYCute Li'l RascalThu May 25 1995 15:363
    a math is hard snarf
    
    barbie
100.29REFINE::KOMARThe BarbarianThu May 25 1995 15:417
:-)

I like that one.

A special Mod HARDNEY SNARF!

ME
100.30Old gitCOMICS::MCSKEANECough red noseThu May 25 1995 15:592
    
    My age snarf!!!!!
100.31MKOTS3::JMARTINYou-Had-Forty-Years!!!Thu May 25 1995 16:043
    The 31st anniversary of the Beatles snarf.
    
    
100.322**5 snarfPIPA::RANDOLPHTom R. N1OOQThu May 25 1995 16:050
100.33BIGQ::SILVADiabloFri May 26 1995 13:331
stutter snarf
100.34COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertFri May 26 1995 13:381
My Phi Kappa Theta jersey number snarf.
100.35NETCAD::WOODFORDUSER ERROR::ReplaceUser/PressAnyKeyToCont.Fri May 26 1995 13:409
    
    
    My sweet Hubby's birthday snarf.  :*)
    
    
    
    
    Terrie
    
100.36REFINE::KOMARThe BarbarianFri May 26 1995 13:483
A SNARF for leaving

ME
100.37MKOTS3::JMARTINYou-Had-Forty-Years!!!Fri May 26 1995 14:417
    Another Prime number snarf!
    
    Proof:  1, 37
    
    
    
    Nyahhh!
100.3850 years before i grad'd snarf...GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed LadyFri May 26 1995 16:5911
    
    
    >A SNARF for graduating from high schrool (most grad. at 18)
    
    
    schrool???   :>
    
    (i was 17 and 7 months when i received my diploma...and a classmate of
    mine was only 16...)
    
    
100.39REFINE::KOMARThe BarbarianFri May 26 1995 17:125
I just turned 18 when I graduated (prom was 18th b-day)

A triple unlucky SNARF (3*13)

ME
100.40MKOTS3::JMARTINYou-Had-Forty-Years!!!Fri May 26 1995 18:171
    A You Had 40 Years Snarf!
100.41BUSY::SLABOUNTYTrouble with a capital 'T'Fri May 26 1995 18:205
    
    	Ummm, what does that p_n mean, anyways?
    
    	I've been wondering about that.
    
100.42MKOTS3::JMARTINYou-Had-Forty-Years!!!Fri May 26 1995 18:341
    Personal name...."Trouble with a capital"
100.43BUSY::SLABOUNTYTrouble with a capital 'T'Fri May 26 1995 19:203
    
    	Was that an answer, or a question??
    
100.44MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuaryFri May 26 1995 19:256
    
    Ah Jack, you blew the answer to the universal question snarf...
    
    (42)
    
    -b
100.45TROOA::COLLINSOn a wavelength far from home.Fri May 26 1995 19:274
    
    ...and you blew the .44 Magnum Snarf...but I got the 
    Colt .45 Snarf!
    
100.46Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnMon May 29 1995 01:172
    SNARF for the number of smarties I can fit in my mouth and up my
    nostrils at the same time.
100.47CBHVAX::CBHLager LoutMon May 29 1995 11:204
The number of gallons of vomit produced by the Rubber Chicken Crew
after a day's drinking at the football.

Chris.
100.48MKOTS3::JMARTINYou-Had-Forty-Years!!!Tue May 30 1995 14:103
    The Wannamonkey age plus two snarf!
    
    
100.49POLAR::RICHARDSONRepetitive Glad NappingTue May 30 1995 14:131
    The 49 and holding snarf.
100.50CBHVAX::CBHLager LoutTue May 30 1995 14:203
The `half century' snarf (for the desperate)

Chris.
100.51MKOTS3::JMARTINYou-Had-Forty-Years!!!Tue May 30 1995 14:361
    The latent menopause snarf!
100.52COMICS::MCSKEANECough red noseTue May 30 1995 14:493
    The deck of cards snarf!!!
    
    POL
100.53BUSY::SLABOUNTYTrouble with a capital 'T'Tue May 30 1995 14:513
    
    	Dad's age as of this July.
    
100.54CBHVAX::CBHLager LoutTue May 30 1995 14:533
Twice my age as of a month's time.

Chris$feeling_obscure.
100.55CBHVAX::CBHLager LoutTue May 30 1995 14:533
The Boys AT rifle snarf!

Chris.
100.56POLAR::RICHARDSONRepetitive Glad NappingTue May 30 1995 14:541
    The age of numerous people today.
100.57CBHVAX::CBHLager LoutTue May 30 1995 14:553
The Heinz snarf!

Chris.
100.58Oh, and Nancy's birth year :-)CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanTue May 30 1995 15:0314



 The model year Pontiac for which my Dad traded in a 55..


 The year buick convertable a friend of mine had in our Senior year of
 high school (in 1968)




 Jim
100.59Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnWed May 31 1995 00:161
    The completely pointless snarf.
100.60TROOA::COLLINSOn a wavelength far from home.Wed May 31 1995 01:353
    
    a diamond anniversary snarf
    
100.61CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanWed May 31 1995 02:234


 The year I first went to Yankee Stadium snarf
100.62CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanWed May 31 1995 02:2410


 The year the SF Giants beat the Dodgers in a 3 game playoff to see
 who won the National League pennant and went on to get beaten
 by the dreaded Yankees in the final game of the World Series snarf!




100.63Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnWed May 31 1995 03:081
    The 'jeeeze you're old Jim' Snarf !! {snicker} :*) :*)
100.64CBHVAX::CBHLager LoutWed May 31 1995 07:233
Tha Alpha snarf.

Chris.
100.65CSOA1::LEECHWed May 31 1995 12:561
    retirement snarf...
100.66TROOA::COLLINSOn a wavelength far from home.Wed May 31 1995 13:043
    
    Route 66 snarf
    
100.67CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanWed May 31 1995 13:144


 number that comes after 66 snarf
100.68CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanWed May 31 1995 13:144


 Year I graduated from high school snarf
100.69TROOA::COLLINSOn a wavelength far from home.Wed May 31 1995 13:173
    
    This one's obvious.
    
100.70POLAR::RICHARDSONRepetitive Glad NappingWed May 31 1995 13:282
    The "damn I missed it!" snarf.
    
100.71CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanWed May 31 1995 13:433

 the year I turned 21 snarf
100.72CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanWed May 31 1995 13:434


 The year I got engaged then saw the light and backed out snarf
100.73CBHVAX::CBHLager LoutWed May 31 1995 13:533
The Dark Side Of The Moon snarf.

Chris.
100.74MKOTS3::JMARTINYou-Had-Forty-Years!!!Wed May 31 1995 14:112
    The "Back When My Hair Was Short", "Little Willy", and other bubble gum
    songs of that year snarf!
100.75MKOTS3::JMARTINYou-Had-Forty-Years!!!Wed May 31 1995 14:111
    The Red Sox in the World Series Snarf
100.76MKOTS3::JMARTINYou-Had-Forty-Years!!!Wed May 31 1995 14:111
    The Red Sox Totally Choked Snarf!
100.77MKOTS3::JMARTINYou-Had-Forty-Years!!!Wed May 31 1995 14:121
    The 11 X 7 snarf!
100.78MKOTS3::JMARTINYou-Had-Forty-Years!!!Wed May 31 1995 14:132
    The totally inexcusable 16 game lead at the all star break only to lose
    in a playoff game snarf!
100.79CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanWed May 31 1995 14:174


 The year I was born again snarf!
100.80TROOA::COLLINSOn a wavelength far from home.Wed May 31 1995 14:503
    
    four score snarf
    
100.81BIGQ::SILVADiabloWed May 31 1995 15:271
100.82CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanWed May 31 1995 15:2810


 Year my Dad died snarf :-(
 Year my Grandmother died snarf
 Year my son Scott was born snarf




100.83CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanWed May 31 1995 15:294


 Year I moved left Colorado for New England snarf :-/
100.84BIGQ::SILVADiabloWed May 31 1995 15:361
Ralph Houks last year as a baseball manager snarf!
100.85NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed May 31 1995 15:391
Houck, no?
100.86BIGQ::SILVADiabloWed May 31 1995 15:397
| Houck, no?

	Maybe...


	The last year the Red Sox BLEW a World Series snarf!
100.88GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed LadyWed May 31 1995 16:127
    
    
    
    year i graduated from highschool snarf...
    
    
    
100.89POLAR::RICHARDSONRepetitive Glad NappingWed May 31 1995 16:161
    The year I panicked snarf.
100.95CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenWed May 31 1995 16:301
    This year's SNARF
100.99BUSY::SLABOUNTYTrouble with a capital 'T'Wed May 31 1995 16:413
    
    	The set-up snarf.
    
100.100BUSY::SLABOUNTYTrouble with a capital 'T'Wed May 31 1995 16:413
    
    	The snarf!!
    
100.101TROOA::COLLINSOn a wavelength far from home.Wed May 31 1995 16:475
    
    Post-snarf
    
    Palindromic snarf
    
100.102CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanWed May 31 1995 16:514


 Name of the road that goes through derry NH snarf
100.103Not the 101 Dalmatians SnarfDECWIN::RALTOIt's a small third world after allWed May 31 1995 16:5311
    Don't forget Billy Herman.  The other day I was in a baseball card
    store buying pogs (groan), and the store had old newspaper sports
    pages mounted all over the walls.  One sports page from 1966 reported
    on the Herman firing, and the writer seemed genuinely puzzled and
    dismayed as to the reasons for the firing.  He claimed that the Sox
    were performing extremely well, doing all of the basics right, and
    so on.  In 1966.
    
    If this ends up being reply .102, then it can be a room number snarf...
    
    Chris
100.104BIGQ::SILVADiabloWed May 31 1995 17:073

	Jim... too funny. :-)
100.105CBHVAX::CBHLager LoutWed May 31 1995 18:083
The whining that .100 was a bloody cheat snarf!

Chris.
100.106MKOTS3::JMARTINYou-Had-Forty-Years!!!Wed May 31 1995 18:171
    The Rico Petrocelli plus 100 snarf!
100.107BIGQ::SILVADiabloWed May 31 1995 18:283

	The WAAF snarf!
100.108BIGQ::SILVADiabloWed May 31 1995 18:283

	The KISS 108 snarf!!!
100.110TROOA::COLLINSOn a wavelength far from home.Wed May 31 1995 20:033
    
    pocket camera snarf
    
100.111SMURF::BINDERFather, Son, and Holy SpigotWed May 31 1995 20:041
    1/6 devil snarf
100.112CBHVAX::CBHLager LoutWed May 31 1995 20:263
Roadie's test snarf.

Chris.
100.113TROOA::COLLINSOn a wavelength far from home.Wed May 31 1995 20:555
    
    <---- nope, that's  "check one tyoo, ch ch check one tyooooo"
    
    :^)
    
100.114CSOA1::LEECHThu Jun 01 1995 19:521
    The 'I missed all the good numbers' snarf.
100.115TROOA::COLLINSOn a wavelength far from home.Fri Jun 02 1995 18:013
    
    TTWA:  Who first used the word `snarf'?  Is it an acronym or something?
    
100.116WAHOO::LEVESQUEluxure et suppliceFri Jun 02 1995 18:031
    No, it's the sign of a flatliner.
100.117MKOTS3::JMARTINYou-Had-Forty-Years!!!Fri Jun 02 1995 18:081
    the 7-11 backwards snarf!
100.118GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA memberFri Jun 02 1995 18:123
    
    
    the 100.118 SNARF
100.119GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA memberFri Jun 02 1995 18:122
    
    the 100.119 SNARF
100.120GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA memberFri Jun 02 1995 18:122
    
    the 100.120 SNARF
100.121GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA memberFri Jun 02 1995 18:132
    
    the 100.121 SNARF
100.122oh alright thenCBHVAX::CBHLager LoutFri Jun 02 1995 18:133
No it's not.

Chris.
100.123CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanFri Jun 02 1995 18:253

 a one anna 2 anna 3 snarf
100.124CBHVAX::CBHLager LoutFri Jun 02 1995 18:323
First three binary digits snarf.

Chris.
100.125CBHVAX::CBHLager LoutFri Jun 02 1995 18:323
Intercity snarf.

Chris.
100.126MKOTS3::JMARTINYou-Had-Forty-Years!!!Fri Jun 02 1995 18:341
    The Don Awrey plus 100 snarf!
100.127BUSY::SLABOUNTYTrouble with a capital 'T'Thu Jun 15 1995 19:328
    
    	RE: snarfs
    
    	I think 700+ "SNARF" replies would look pretty ridiculous if
    	they were all in the same note.
    
    	More ridiculous than where they are now, as a matter of fact.
    
100.128CSOA1::LEECHThu Jun 15 1995 20:053
    re: .957
    
    Absolutely!  Even the set up notes.  8^)
100.129CSOA1::LEECHThu Jun 15 1995 20:093
    re: .964
    
    Right you are, it would look something like this ---->
100.130SNARF!CSOA1::LEECHThu Jun 15 1995 20:091
    
100.131CSOA1::LEECHThu Jun 15 1995 20:091
    S N A R F !
100.132CSOA1::LEECHThu Jun 15 1995 20:101
    .973 SNARF!
100.133CSOA1::LEECHThu Jun 15 1995 20:101
    .74 + .900 SNARF!
100.134another SNARF!CSOA1::LEECHThu Jun 15 1995 20:101
    
100.135CSOA1::LEECHThu Jun 15 1995 20:101
    senseless SNARF!
100.136CSOA1::LEECHThu Jun 15 1995 20:112
    <-----   and if those weren't enough of an example, go check out topic
    100.  
100.137CBHVAX::CBHFuttock MasticatorFri Jul 21 1995 18:084
This conference's 100,000th note coming up real soon now... who's going
to snarf it?

Chris.
100.138CBHVAX::CBHLager LoutWed Jul 26 1995 19:463
only 500-ish to go...

Chris.
100.139CSOA1::LEECHDia do bheatha.Wed Jul 26 1995 20:181
    Well, we aught to be there by the end of the day...
100.140NETCAD::WOODFORDCan't come too soon!Wed Jul 26 1995 20:205
    
    
    
    be where?
    
100.141Who's it gonna be ? Do they win a prize ?SCAS01::GUINEO::MOOREOutta my way. IT'S ME !Wed Jul 26 1995 22:002
    <--- At 100,000 messages for the Box.
    
100.142SPSEG::COVINGTONWhen the going gets weird...Wed Jul 26 1995 22:031
    It won't happen 'till tomorrow, at least.
100.143100,000DEVLPR::DKILLORANIt ain't easy, bein' sleezy!Fri Jul 28 1995 02:2012
    
    
    
    YEAH !
    
    I got the 100,000th note !  YEE HAAA 
    
    
    :-)
    Dan

    
100.144LJSRV2::KALIKOWHi-ho! Yow! I'm surfing Arpanet!Fri Jul 28 1995 02:277
    Any selfrespecting 'Boxer making such a claim would of course submit
    documentary proof (a screenshot would be the minimum qualifying
    evidence) of such a claim.  The very nature of the snarf you claim (not
    being visible save by giving the SHO ENT cmd) requires it.
    
    Not Proven!!!
    
100.145MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Fri Jul 28 1995 02:368
Witnesses work, though.

I will attest to the fact that I saw the SHO ENT display while it
read 100k and there were no new notes after reading Dan's.

I will also attest to the fact that he missed his claim by an order
of magnitude when he first poasted the boast, prior to correction.

100.146LJSRV2::KALIKOWHi-ho! Yow! I'm surfing Arpanet!Fri Jul 28 1995 02:439
    posted.
    
    nnttm.
    
    Well OK, a hyoominbean is even better than a screenshot.
    
    You sure were lucky to see such a significant event, Jack, but then we
    are not surprised, are we... :-)
    
100.147MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Fri Jul 28 1995 02:505
>    posted.
>    nnttm.

Well, I certainly should hope not.

100.148SPSEG::COVINGTONWhen the going gets weird...Fri Jul 28 1995 03:171
    actually, I believe #100,000 goes to 495.66
100.149DEVLPR::DKILLORANIt ain't easy, bein' sleezy!Fri Jul 28 1995 03:187
    
    Thanks Jack.  Thank you also for not mentioning the fact that I thought
    it was 10,000 notes and not 100,000.  I would have been soooo
    embarrassed if that got out !

    :-)
    Dan
100.150EVMS::MORONEYThe gene pool needs chlorine....Fri Jul 28 1995 15:3911
>I will also attest to the fact that he missed his claim by an order
>of magnitude when he first poasted the boast, prior to correction.

You mean he got note #100,000 and then


                     *DELETED*  it???????????
                      -------


and .143 is an IMPOSTER?
100.151DEVLPR::DKILLORANIt ain't easy, bein' sleezy!Fri Jul 28 1995 15:4710
    
    Actually I go #'s
    100,000 
    100,001
    100,002 and
    100,003
    
    I screwed it up a bunch of times :-(
    
    Dan
100.152CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenFri Jul 28 1995 17:051
    There is justice in the world after all.
100.153SPSEG::COVINGTONWhen the going gets weird...Fri Jul 28 1995 17:252
    I still think 495.66 got it...maybe dan had 100,000, deleted it, lost
    it, and got 100,001.
100.154DEVLPR::DKILLORANIt ain't easy, bein' sleezy!Fri Jul 28 1995 18:486
    
    Nope, I created 100,001 before I deleted anything, specifically to
    prevent that from happening.
    
    :-)
    Dan
100.155TopicTimeSnarfLJSRV2::KALIKOWHi-ho! Yow! I'm surfing Arpanet!Sat Jul 29 1995 12:008
    There is NO redeeming social value in this reprehensible act.  I have
    nothing of any importance to say here.
    
    WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM -- WHY ARE YOU CONTINUING TO READ THIS AND COMPOUND
    MY SHAME -- MOVE ALONG, NOW.
    
    tyvm.
    
100.156CBHVAX::CBHLager LoutSat Jul 29 1995 15:553
Disgusting.  There's already one snarf topic!

Chris.
100.157NETCAD::WOODFORDIfStressWasFood,I'dBeVERYfat!Sat Jul 29 1995 16:119
    
    
    Well Chris, now there's two.
    
    
    
    :*)
    Terrie
    
100.158:PCBHVAX::CBHLager LoutSat Jul 29 1995 18:160
100.159????STRATA::STILLSat Jul 29 1995 22:084
    what is "SNARF"????
    
    
    
100.160well..Enlightenment seems the way..CSC32::SCHIMPFSat Jul 29 1995 22:293
    Re. -1
    
    Ditto...What is "SNARF"?
100.161LJSRV2::KALIKOWHi-ho! Yow! I'm surfing Arpanet!Sat Jul 29 1995 23:1110
    I will forbear from telling you, my children... for fear that you will
    fall into the same evil pit that has ensnared me.  Rest easy in your
    ignorance, for truly it is bliss.  Run away from those who would shed
    darkness upon this term.
    
    WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM -- WHY ARE YOU CONTINUING TO READ THIS AND COMPOUND
    MY SHAME -- MOVE ALONG, NOW.
    
    tyvm.
    
100.162no.CBHVAX::CBHLager LoutSun Jul 30 1995 10:480
100.163TROOA::COLLINSCareful! That sponge has corners!Sun Jul 30 1995 15:126
    
    .0
    
    ...and as the heat rose from Dr. Dan's head, the propellor
             spun ever faster...
    
100.163snarf...CSOA1::LEECHDia do bheatha.Mon Jul 31 1995 13:401
100.164SMURF::BINDERNight's candles are burnt out.Mon Jul 31 1995 16:363
    ...the shimmer observed by the several incurious bystanders rose not
    from DrDan's glassy eyes, but rather from the capacious phrenic arch
    'neath which his cerebral cortex writhed.
100.165LANDO::OLIVER_BThu Aug 31 1995 15:061
Is the Snarf a distant cousin to the Snafu? 
100.166SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Thu Aug 31 1995 15:082
    
    The snafu is a closer relative of the fubar...
100.167LANDO::OLIVER_BThu Aug 31 1995 15:223
Fubar, snafu, snarf...these words conjure up furry
little animals hiding in dark corners nibbling on 
bits of fallen cheezits...
100.168SMURF::WALTERSThu Aug 31 1995 15:444
    
    > fallen cheezits
    
    Cheezits that have had sex before marriage?
100.169SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Thu Aug 31 1995 15:477
    
    
    > fallen cheezits
    
    
     Those are the ones that 2 year old kids fail to find first.. right?
    
100.170the legend of the fallen cheezits...LANDO::OLIVER_BThu Aug 31 1995 16:503
yes, the ones that travel with the dust mites.

so andy, when did you become an anti-snarf patroller?
100.171SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Thu Aug 31 1995 17:459
    
    
    Not me....
    
    I just point out the illegitimate ones lest the supposed snarfer thinks
    too highly of themselves...
    
    And once in awhile, I'll head one off at the pass...
    
100.172LANDO::OLIVER_BThu Aug 31 1995 18:124
andy, while we're in here alone, I gotta tell ya...

that note about you and the chickadees was the sweetest,
most adorable thing I've read in here.  
100.173NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Aug 31 1995 18:151
A female hoover?
100.174WAHOO::LEVESQUEthe heat is onThu Aug 31 1995 18:232
    Of course he had to edit out the part where he smashes the little
    buggers to a pulp...
100.175SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Thu Aug 31 1995 18:3120
    
    
    re: .172
    
    Bonnie...
    
    Ingore the rabble... ;)
    
    It was a really fun experience.... especially since it took almost the
    whole winter of talking to them (if someone had heard me from inside
    the building, they woulda called the nice gentlemen in the white 
    coats :)
    
      I was able to see first hand how the bitter cold and their hunger
    allowed them to let down their natural defenses and fears...
    
      You shoulda seen me!! I had to stand stock-still with my arm straight
    up and fully extended and as close to the feeder wire as possible.... I
    looked like a Polish Statue of Liberty!! :) :)
    
100.176WAHOO::LEVESQUEthe heat is onThu Aug 31 1995 18:543
>I looked like a Polish Statue of Liberty!! :) :)
    
     She's an ugly cuss, then, eh? :-)
100.177Last I looked.... :)SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Thu Aug 31 1995 19:071
    
100.178LANDO::OLIVER_BThu Aug 31 1995 19:121
andy, you are a mensch.
100.179SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Thu Aug 31 1995 19:297
    
    
    vs. a womensch???
    
    
    :)
    
100.180LANDO::OLIVER_BThu Aug 31 1995 19:451
Indeed.  A womensch.  Hey, I kinda like that.
100.18142344::CBHMr. CreosoteSat Jun 15 1996 12:284
...and this conference's 230,000th note is mine!  (Well I had to get a last 
one in before I left)

Chris.
100.182POLAR::RICHARDSONPerson to person contact laughing.Sat Jun 15 1996 12:591
    Take care pal!