Conference back40::soapbox

    http:://guraldi.itn.med.umich.edu/Beer/
    
    the stuff of the gods

    
    http://www.intel.com/about-intel/press/andy-msg.html

	http://www.ultranet.com/~savoyard

    One assumes that http://www.ultranet.com/~savoyard, if deleted by the
    system moderators, keeps being restored miraculously?
    

    http://src-www.pa.dec.com/misc/dilbert/dilbert.html

	http://sp1.berkeley.edu/findthespam.html"

    Congress and its Record:  http://thomas.loc.gov
    
    Thomas after some Jefferson guy.  Really nice home page, loads of
    information about how bills are passed, congressional email addresses,
    Congressional Record, House calendar, ...
    
    Still under construction.
    
    -- Jim

    
    Surprised there isn't a picture of Mr. Newt everywhere.
    
    								-mr. bill

    .8
    
    > The real ones:
    
    pfui.  http://thomas.loc.gov is a service of the us congress, how more
    real than that does it need to be?

    
    The "real" ones are services of House Information Systems.
    
    Thomas is Newt's photo-op web server, and it still does not deliver
    on his promises.
    
    The only substance on Thomas right now are pointers to the house
    information systems servers.  And even then, he gets them wrong,
    pointing to 1993 information, when 1994 is already out there on the
    gopher.
    
    
    But what's a little duplication of effort among friends.  After all,
    it ain't Newt's money paying for this stuff.
    
    								-mr. bill

     Sounds like someone's been breathing too much rarefied air.

    >Sounds like someone's been breathing too much rarefied air.
         
    Sounds like someone doesn't know how to acknowledge valid criticisms of
    outdated information, even when better references are on offer.  Check
    out what he says before dismissal, Doc, its only common sense.
    
    DougO

    I don't disagree with what he says; it's the way he says it. He would
    be hard pressed to come off looking like a bigger snot. But then, that
    is his signature.

    given what it takes to box with the rightwiongers in here, I understand
    full well where that snottiness comes from; its a survival mechanism,
    Doc.  sometimes the level of bircheristic stupidity in here drives
    even me that far.
    
    DougO

    He drinks because she complains, she complains because he drinks. And
    on.

    > sometimes the level of bircheristic stupidity in here drives
    > even me that far.

    Ah yes... disagreeing with you is stupidity. The arrogance of
    liberalism rears its ugly head. "We will take care of you and
    you will bloody like it!"
    
    If self-sufficiency, morality, courage, success, piety and
    determination are the qualities you consider "stupidity",
    then I think you should reassess your definition.
    
    -b

    > The arrogance of
    > liberalism rears its ugly head.
    
    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
    
    the arrogance of liberalism, wotta gutsplitter.  and you reichwyngers,
    we suppose, are not arrogant?  what else d'ye call it when the reich's
    position is "we know what's best for you, so trust us, you don't want a
    society that allows you to make your own decisions"?
    
    gawd, brian, you just made my day!

    -b,
    
     Doug's point is well taken. Sometimes even I am embarrassed by some of
    the people on my side of the aisle. I mean, come on, but I can't help
    but cringe when people like Mailroom take up my side on an issue but
    can't really articulate any substantive reason to support their
    position. Of course, there are plenty on the other side who blindly
    repeat the platitudes of liberalism with little apparent comprehension,
    but it's not as widespread in here. KnowwhatImean? Like it or not, a
    chain is only as strong as its weakest link.

    >the arrogance of liberalism, wotta gutsplitter.  and you reichwyngers,
    >we suppose, are not arrogant?  what else d'ye call it when the reich's
    >position is "we know what's best for you, so trust us, you don't want a
    >society that allows you to make your own decisions"?
    
    Excuse me? I'll make this easy for you Dick... please name one
    conservative Soapboxer who thinks like this... just one. The
    only thing I want from the Government is less of it. When I
    put my hand out it is to help. Perhaps I am arrogant, but it
    is not arrogance born of the impression that "I know what's
    best for people". It is the arrogance of knowing that I am
    far more capable of running my life than you are, or any
    government bureaucrat is.
    
    I really wonder where you could come up with something so
    absurd, ye of normally higher than average intellect.
    
    -b

    > Doug's point is well taken. Sometimes even I am embarrassed by some of
    >the people on my side of the aisle. I mean, come on, but I can't help
    >but cringe when people like Mailroom take up my side on an issue but
    >can't really articulate any substantive reason to support their
    >position.
    
    But was that really the point? It seemed to me that the
    point was that people who are on the more "extreme" bounds
    of conservatism are "stupid", lock-stock-and-barrel.
    "Bircherism" as he called it. I agree that idjits know
    no political boundary... but because one is staunchly
    pro-life, are they stupid? Or because they vociferously
    pursue limits in federal power, are they stupid? Or
    own guns... stupid?
    
    -b

    >But was that really the point?
    
    uh, yup.  I called it bircheristic stupidity, how much plainer do I
    have to be?
    
    DougO

    Well, I think you could be a lot plainer DougO... I think if you
    want to broadbrush some group of people with the "Bircheristic
    Stupidity" label you should be courageous about it and tell us
    who you are referring to. Are you referring to those, as in the
    example Mark provided, who cannot articulate their positions? Or
    those that are vociferous in their conservatism?
    
    Let's get it out in the open here. Am I an example of Bircheristic
    stupidity? Is Joe Oppelt? Or John Covert? Or the Right Honerable
    Judge Komar? Was Gene Haag? I'd really like to know.
    
    -b                                

    .19
    
    >> "we know what's best for you, so trust us, you don't want a
    >> society that allows you to make your own decisions"
    >
    > Excuse me? I'll make this easy for you Dick... please name one
    > conservative Soapboxer who thinks like this...
    
    thanks, bri, you really have made it easy.  oppelt.  benson.  markey. 
    and every other "pro-life" boxer.
    
    > The
    > only thing I want from the Government is less of it.
    
    okay, bri, come on now, tell us all just how making abortion illegal is
    going to lead to less gummint interference in our lives.

WWW pages, folks.  WWW pages, please!

    The first Newtnik who can explain why we the people are paying for
    two, count them TWO competing web servers:
    	Mr. Newt's http://thomas.loc.gov/
    	The real ones at http://www.house.gov/ and gopher://wgate.house.gov/
    
    After you answer that, you can explain why we the people are
    paying for Mr. Newt's Spokesperson's Cafe Latte machine.
    
    								-mr. bill

    .25
    
    > explain why we the people are paying for
    > two, count them TWO competing web servers
    
    does the term "opposing viewpoints" mean anything to you in the context
    of representative government?

    Once again Dick, you shot in the dark and missed. Ya see, I'm most
    certainly conservative and right wing, but I happen to believe that
    the government has _no business_ in the abortion business... either
    way. I happen to be more "pro-choice" than "pro-life" in politics.
    But I'll go a step further. I once asked some of the other people
    you mention... Oppelt, Martin, Benson, et al, what they wanted to
    see be done about abortion (in terms of legislation) and I got
    the strong impression from them that they did _not_ feel that
    government intervention was the solution to the problem... even
    if it was the government intervening on their behalf.

    > Let's get it out in the open here. Am I an example of Bircheristic
    > stupidity? Is Joe Oppelt? Or John Covert? Or the Right Honerable
    > Judge Komar? Was Gene Haag? I'd really like to know.
    
    Now you're asking me to display Joe-McCarthyist-Bircheristic stupidity.
    "I have a list of Birchers in the soapbox department".  No.  Not
    everyone on your list presents an unreasonable argument every time.
    Some of them I must admit I don't even have characterized as political
    right-wingers, which is what I thought we were talking about.  I
    actively avoid putting people in boxes like that, you know, and I won't
    do it upon your demand.  But the arguments that get trotted out on some
    issues!  Man, oh man, the budget debates are simply unbelievably
    ill-informed in here, for example.  The Debt more than tripled in the
    80's, you know that, right?  Do you know what we spent it on?  If you
    give a one-sided answer, either side, you're putting yourself in the
    Bircheristic-stupidity camp, so be careful.
    
    DougO

    
    RE: .23
    
    I little broad brushing today Dick?? "Every" pro-lifer??
    

    .29
    
    okay, andy, howzabout every "pro-life" boxer who supports making
    abortion illegal.

    
    I know this is sacrilege, but I'm unwebbed.  bb
    

    
    
    http://www.cs.rochester.edu/u/miller/alu.html
    
    
    for the Association of Lisp Users.

    
    
    http://www.qks.com
    
    
    for Smalltalk stuff

    
    
    ftp://ftp.apple.com/
    
    
    for Apple

    
    
    http://www.support.apple.com
    
    
    for Apple developers

    
|   does the term "opposing viewpoints" mean anything to you in the context
|   of representative government?
    
    A Republican search for "proxy vote" is somehow different than a
    democratic search for "proxy vote"?
    
    								-mr. bill

    	re .23
    
    	That's an unfair statement, Dick.  My opposition to abortion
    	is not a "we don't want you to make decisions" position at all,
    	but rather an issue of the RIGHT TO LIFE.  I would oppose the
    	killing of born offspring were that an issue today too.  Surely
    	you wouldn't characterize THAT opposition as "we don't want you 
    	to make decisions" would you?
    
    	Paint me as a pro-lifer with that broad brush.  Paint me as
    	anti-abortion if you must.  But at least credit me with the
    	proper reasons on which I take my stand.  I have consistently
    	and clearly taken that position, so it should have been evident
    	to you without me having to post this clarification!

    >Now you're asking me to display Joe-McCarthyist-Bircheristic stupidity.
    >"I have a list of Birchers in the soapbox department".  No.  Not
    >everyone on your list presents an unreasonable argument every time.
    
    In truth, I see very few "unreasonable" arguments. I see a lot
    of "principled" arguments... people who oppose/favor something
    based more on general principle than on the facts pertaining
    to a particular issue. But such arguments are certainly *not*
    confined to any "side". For example, they are the types of
    arguments which separate the Republicans from the Democrats.
    
    >                            Do you know what we spent it on?
    >If you give a one-sided answer, either side, you're putting
    >yourself in the Bircheristic-stupidity camp, so be careful.
    
    This is the "I know the answer" type of arrogance that I referred
    to earlier. I read the same figures you have, but I still probably
    have a different perspective on those figures than you have...
    a different perspective by your definition apparently is equivalent
    to a bad throw of the dice, and my penalty is a seat in the
    Bircheristic Stupidity camp. The truth is, that no matter what
    spin you put on the numbers of the 80s, the truth is that the
    whole procecss was setup long before Ronald Raegan, and that his
    defense spending, his tax cut -- all of his fiscal policies --
    were fairly minor players in the end result.
    
    -b

    .37
    
    until there is agreement in the scientific/medical community that a
    fetus is a human PERSON, and until there are laws so stating, a fetus
    HAS NO RIGHT TO LIFE, no more than a dog or a horse.
    
    most "right to life" types are far more concerned with a fetus's right
    to life than they are with the right to life of a born breathing child. 
    if you (generic) are so concerned about life, what are you doing about
    zaire, rwanda, somalia, bosnia, bangladesh, eritrea, and several dozen
    other places where born BREATHING children stop breathing at incredible
    rates?  more born children die every week than fetuses are aborted in a
    month.  where's the greater need?  why are you pouring your god-given
    time, talent, and treasure into the lesser evil?  hypocrites.

    The end result was a debt more than 3x what it was, which is hardly a
    minor result.
    
    At least you're not asking for simpleminded lists anymore.
    
    Interesting web pages:
    
    http://akebono.stanford.edu/yahoo/ - the yahoo server.
    http://www.eccosys.com/SMN/ - the Shima Media Network.
    
    DougO

    
    
    Must the abortion debate spill over into EVERY other note in this
    conference?
    
    
    WWW pages, please.

    	I redirected my half of the abortion rathole to 20.643

    >The end result was a debt more than 3x what it was, which is hardly
    >a minor result.
    
    Well, that's not what I said, and what I implied was that
    Raegan's policies were not as big a factor as you would
    like them to have been.. You would like it to appear that
    Raegan's policies were the _main_ factor, so you obviously
    have your perspective on this. But your perspective is
    clearly incapable of "Bircheristic Stupidity". So it _must_
    be my fault.
    
    >At least you're not asking for simpleminded lists anymore.
    
    Gee, once again, I feel privileged and honored to be allowed to
    live on the same planet as you Doug, even with my irreparable
    simplemindedness. :-)
    
    -b

    > You would like it to appear that Raegan's [sic] policies were the
    > _main_ factor,
    
    If you look back at my .28, I said the debt tripled in the 80's.  I
    also cautioned against looking at the issue one-sidedly.  You are the
    one trying to pretend I'm making the error I cautioned against.
    
    DougO

WWW pages, damn it!

	http://www.ultranet.com/~stan/

    
    
    http://www.sri.com
    
    for SRI International.

    
    http://sun.cc.westga.edu:80/~coop/localhome.html
    
    
    for a bunch of employment related resources

    
    http://shum.cc.huji.ac.il/jeru/jerusalem.html
    
    for an interactive tour of Jerusalem

    
    http://www.cs.cmu.edu:8001/Web/People/spok/catholic.html
    
    
    home page for a bunch of Catholic resources on the web

    
    http://sleepless.acm.uiuc.edu/signet/JHSI/judaism.html
    
    
    for Jewish resources

    
    http://mistral.enst.fr/~pioch/louvre/museums.html
    
    
    for museums of Paris

    
    http://draco.centerline.com:8080/~franl/crypto.html
    
    for computer privacy docs

    
    
    http://www.microsoft.com
    
    
    WWW server for Microsoft; supposedly with a jobs db.

    
    
    http://pclt.cis.yale.edu/pclt/default.htm
    
    for PC Lube and Tune

    
    
    http://jwd.ping.de
    
    for the Windows programmer group in Dortmund, Germany.

    
    
    http://www.center.org/csd/home.html
    
    
    The Center for Software Development

gopher://gopher.ent.iastate.edu/00ftp%3aThomomys%3aEntoGopher%3aTasty%20Insect%20Recipes

To wit:

TASTY INSECT RECIPES
====================

Bug Blox
--------

2 large packages gelatin
2 1/2 cups boiling water (do not add cold water)
Stir boiling water into gelatin.  Dissolve completely.   
Stir in dry-roasted leafhoppers.

Pour mixture slowly into 13 x 9 inch pan.  Chill at least 3 hours.   
BLOX will be firm after 1 hour, but may be difficult to remove from  
pan.  Cutting blox:  dip bottom pan in warm water 15 seconds to  
loosen gelatin.  Cut shapes with cookie cutters all the way through  
gelatin.  Lift with index finger or metal spatula.  If blox stick, dip  
pan again for a few seconds.

Banana Worm Bread
-----------------

1/2 cup shortening
3/4 cup sugar
2 bananas, mashed
2 cups flour
1 teaspoon soda
1 teaspoon salt
1/2 cup chopped nuts
2 eggs
1/4 cup dry-roasted army worms

Mix together all ingredients.  Bake in greased loaf pan at 350 for  
about 1 hour.

Rootworm Beetle Dip
-------------------

2 cup low-fat cottage cheese
1 1/2 teaspoon lemon juice
2 tablespoons skim milk
1/2 cup reduced calorie mayonnaise
1 tablespoon parsley, chopped
1 tablespoon onion, chopped
1 1/2 tsp. dill weed
1 1/2 tsp. Beau Monde
1 cup dry-roasted rootworm beetles

Blend first 3 ingredients.  Add remaining ingredients and chill.


Chocolate Chirpie Chip Cookies
------------------------------

2 1/4 cup flour
1 tsp. baking soda
1 tsp. salt
1 cup butter, softened
3/4 cup sugar
3/4 cup brown sugar
1 tsp. vanilla
2 eggs
1 12-ounce chocolate chips
1 cup chopped nuts
1/2 cup dry-roasted crickets

Preheat oven to 375.  In small bowl, combine flour, baking soda and  
salt;  set aside.  In large bowl, combine butter, sugar, brown sugar  
and vanilla;  beat until creamy.  Beat in eggs.  Gradually add flour  
mixture and insects, mix well.  Stir in chocolate chips.  Drop by  
rounded measuring teaspoonfuls onto ungreased cookie sheet.   
Bake for 8-10 minutes.


----------------------------------------------------
Recipes compliments of Kathy Gee and Julie Stephens.
.

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    (Mail if you have problems)

The best thing he provided was

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A Dy-no-mite collexione!

/john

mike,

please post this in the "interesting internet" or "interesting WWW sites" or
whatever its called. the following web server        http://www.state.sd.us   
gives a very fine overview of my home state. THE GREAT state of South Dakota.

gene

McGovern's home state?

Got between 3 and 50 grand to blow?  Fly a MiG in Moscow!

http://www.intnet.net/mig29/


Don't play with your food.  Or with fire.

Strawberry Pop Tart Blow Torch

http://www.sci.tamucc.edu/~pmichaud/toast/

    
    
    	http://mosaic.playboy.com
    
    
    	wow! smokin.......:)
    
    jim

    
    
    
    http://bianca.com/
    
    
    not for the faint of heart.....:)
    
    

    Are you referrin to "Bianca's Smut Shack?" :-)
    

    
    
    	ayup! I better be careful what I post about tho'....just read that
    a bill is being introduced that will carry a 2 year jail sentence for
    emailing/copying obscene/pornographic info over the net, or for mailing
    an individual threatening letters. The net crackdown has begun....
    
    
    jim

    >Are you referrin to "Bianca's Smut Shack?" :-)
    
     Notice how kalikow is all over the smut angle...
    
     signed,
    
     Mr Prim and Proper
    
    PS- How come that URL doesn't work? :-)

    To:  Mr Prim & Proper, ComfyChairPerson,
         Censorship Board, Greater Maynard Area
    Fr:  Mr Obtuse-but-searching-for-Acute Smut Angle
    Re:  Yours of the 28th inst., of the eminently
         censorable snarfish number (which we hesitate to bring to Your
         Worshipfulness's attention, but it is the Right Thing to do)
    
    Sir:
    
    We have the signal honor of supplying you with a working pointer to the
    location to which your prurient interest directs you, viz., 
    http://bianca.com/btp/index.html
    and we also make so bold as to hope that you will find there what
    regrettable desiderata you apparently so pitiably lack.
    
    And we take the further liberty of referring you to a local document,
    recently presentoid to a Person of Eminence, wherein we exculpate
    ourselves from your gratuitously scurrilous accusation by Proving
    Conclusively that any occasion we might have had for visiting the
    aforesaid Moral Gutter was Purely for the Betterment of our common
    Mother, Digital Equipment Corporation.  Viz., 
    http://www.ljo.dec.com/IBG/people/kalikow/woad/collaboration-sw.html
    
    Donations, in lieu of having your nether parts sued off, are payable by
    you IMMEDIATELY to the charity of your choice.
    
    Regards,
    
    DEWEY CHEATHAM & HOWE, Esqs., Solicitors for
    Mr Obtuse-but-searching-for-Acute Smut Angle
    
    |-{:-)
    

    Is there someone else up there we can talk to?!?

    
    NO!  Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!

    
    The WWW Bible Gateway
    
    http://www.calvin.edu/cgi-bin/bible/

.71,.72

Go and boil your bottoms, sundry silly persons.

    
    
    	get me a bucket....

    
    http://akebono.stanford.edu/yahoo/Art/Computer_Generated/Stereograms/
    
    One way of going blind on the web without falling foul of any impending
    obscenity laws!!!!!
    
    POL

    Anybody have any URLs for the ITU (formerly CCITT)? I need some
    documents, and ftp-ing to info.itu.ch isn't working.

    
    http://www.ustreas.gov/treasury/bureaus/irs/eic.html
    
    								-mr. bill

    By the  way, does www mean World Wide Web?

>    By the  way, does www mean World Wide Web?

Is the pope Italian?

    No...he's Polish!!

    Could have been White Water Wafting!!

    
    I went white water wafting twice once.  I'd like to do it again.

    twice twice?

    
    Depending on the rivers, yes.  

    How abowt white watew wogewing?

    
    Ooh, that'd be exciting.

http://voyager.paramount.com/

           <<< TURRIS::DISK$NOTES_PACK:[NOTES$LIBRARY]WINES.NOTE;4 >>>
                            -< The Wrath of Grapes >-
================================================================================
Note 706.11               Burgundy Cellar, Shirley, Ma.                 11 of 11
WAHOO::LEVESQUE "luxure et supplice"                  7 lines   3-MAR-1995 12:14
                   -< surf your way to the Burgundy Cellar >-
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
     The Burgundy Cellar is now available on the WWW.
    
    open URL http://www.iii.net/biz/burgcellar/burghome.html
    to get to the homepage. Included are maps of regions of the cote d'or,
    current releases carried by the Burgundy Cellar [images of labels,
    Richard's tasting notes, Clive Coate's tasting notes, audio],
    information on the producers, and suggested menus featuring the wines.
    

	http://astro-2.msfc.nasa.gov

Fastest web server anywhere.

/john

    
    
    http://www.ugcs.caltech.edu/~darinh/mpegs.html
    
    	You'll need an MPEG viewer. I can make one available if someone
    would like one.
    
    
    jim

    
    
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    the best I've ever been to.
    
    
    Heiko

re: .93

They cancelled that because they discovered that most (80%?) of the pictures
sent in via the internet were scanned copies of pictures in previous Playboy
issues.

Bob

.95 is based on a joke from rec.humor.funny that I posted here.

re: .96

Was that where I saw it????  I need to start remembering what I saw in the
joke topic or I could embarrass myself more than normal...Sheesh.

Bob

    
    >Note 87.93 by SUBPAC::SADIN "One if by LAN, two if by C" 
    >-< mz-debra, care to volunteer? :) >-
    
    {choke} BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
    
    {gasp}
    
    {cough, cough, cough}
    
    {ahem}
    
    I'm fine now, really 8^).

    
    
    	Ok then mz_deb, just send the scanned piccie to me in .jpeg form
    and I will be happy to evaluate it for you. :*)
    
    
    

    WWW SNARF!

Today's "Cool Site" is someone who calls herself "Cybergrrl" (yes, Cybergrrl).

    
    	Well John, give us the URL! :)
    
    

	http://www.netins.net/showcase/bcahome/
	
	The Billiard Congress of America Home Page

 Well take your cue and check it out ;-)

http://www.fedex.com/cgi-bin/track_it

 I took a tour of Federal Express a couple years ago (amazing place) and
 whilst walking about as the masses were dealing with the seemingly never
 ending parade of packages, I had the urge to grab one of them and toss it
 in the dumpster and then call and try to trace it.



Jim

Interesting (to me) sidebar -

Over the past several years when I've had packages that I've shipped with
UPS where I wanted to be absolutely sure of delivery, I've used a feature
known as Delivery Confirmation Service, whereby I fill out my address on
a card and the delivery driver is supposed to have the recipient sign the
card which is then supposed to be mailed to me, like USPS RRR. Everytime
I've paid for this service, it has failed (I don't get the card back) and
I've had to request a refund. The last time it happened (when I shipped
my daughter's PC to her in LA in January), I was contacted by a regional
account agent for UPS who was extremely apologetic and desirous of being
helpful. He set me up with a UPS shipper number account, and sent me
about a ten year supply of preprinted barcode labels for ground, 1st day
air, and 2nd day air shipments, along with the book I fill out for
shipments and have signed when I drop off my packages - then they bill
me weekly for my shipping charges. Along with all of this, he sent me
a 3.5" diskette including Maxi-Track for Windows, which allows me to dial
in to UPS' network and check on the status of any of my shipments and
tells me about delivery time within minutes of actual delivery.

The interesting tie-in to FedEx is that UPS was independently audited
sometime within the last few years and discovered that they were hopelessly
behind the times regarding electronic tracking and reporting systems
relative to FedEx. Thus they launched a major upgrade campaign which
resulted partially in the Maxi-Track system. It was apparent from the
way this acct rep bent over backwards in trying to get me set up for
this that they are really serious about keeping level with, or ahead
of FedEx.

Brian's 17.3313 reminded me of this one from home -

	http://nysernet.org/oneida

	http://www.civeng.carleton.ca/cgi-bin/quakes

For example, there was a teeny one in Californy jes' a few minutes ago:


 DATE-(UTC)-TIME    LAT    LON     DEP   MAG  Q  COMMENTS
yy/mm/dd hh:mm:ss   deg.   deg.     km   
95/04/10 14:01:32  34.41N 116.47W  10.0 3.6Ml A  SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA

    
    http://monterey.com/california/events/bigsur.htm
    
    

    
    http://www.statcan.ca
    
    If you crave Statistics Canada information...   :^)
    

	http://www.iii.net/users/City_of_Fitchburg.html

    
    
    	please tell me .112 is a joke.
    

WELCOME TO FITCHBURG, MASSACHUSETTS, U.S.A.! 

Where's Fitchburg, anyhow? 

FITCHBURG GEOGRAPHICAL INFORMATION SYSTEM

   Geographical Information Systems - Lots of Cities and
   Towns are getting them. What the heck is a GIS anyhow? 
   Find out here. 
   Read why Fitchburg is a leader in this effort!About the
   Fitchburg GIS 
   Using the Cable System to Distribute Gis Data- The
   bleeding edge!Using Cable for GIS Distribution 

ECONOMIC DEVELOPMENT

   Industrial Land Available
   Industrial Buildings Available
   New Industrial Park! Full Services! Near Highway!

TAX TITLE PROPERTY AVAILABLE!!!

Complete listing of Taxtitle Property! Addresses, names, amounts
owed, some pictures!


David J. Streb dstreb@iii.net
Office of the Planning Coordinator
City Hall
718 Main Street
Fitchburg, MA 01420

For comments and suggestions, email the author
This page is under construction. Thank you for your understanding! 

    
    
    	Oh gack.
    

	http://www.usia.gov

Parent organization of the Voice of America.

    Sometimes I wonder what everyone is getting in return for all
    of the time, resources, money, etc., that is being, ah, invested
    in creating and reading all of this Web stuff... where's all
    that money going?
    
    Chris

For Gene:

	http://www.usps.gov/images/stamps/95/npsheep.gif

	Cake Times CineClips

	http://iiif.dgp.utoronto.ca:80/caketimes/photo_1.htm

	http://www.cisti.nrc.ca/programs/pio/ocanada.au

	http://pharmdec.wustl.edu/cgi-bin/jardin_scripts/SCG

a sample:

The Surrealist Compliment Generator

Your teeth are as soft as liquid stones poured from
an aquamarine vase of solidifying flesh. 

	http://beavis.cba.uiuc.edu

	http://legowww.itek.norut.no/

    Me um grateful.

>    Me um grateful.

	then try this:
	
http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~mleone/dead.html

    Me not um get it.

     Sounds like a Garcia & pals reference...

    re. 126
    
    good thing too, being as you are a youngster and all.

	you're never too young (or too old) to be a DeadHead.

	http://www.lysator.liu.se:7500/mit-guide/mit-guide.html

	http://www.eece.ksu.edu/IGR/

	http://www.infobahn.com/pages/anagram.html

	NYNEX Yellow Pages for the entire New York and New England Region!


	http://www.vtcom.fr/nynex/

Far out!

I assume that means that they'd really prefer not to have to sell
you out of area directories. I haven't checked it yet, but will.
(Bad connections to MV tonight.)

    
    	When they post the white pages, then I'll get excited.
    

Damn thing appears to only work with Netscape -- at least the versions
of Mosaic and Lynx I have tried don't work.

/john

    I believe that Netscape is at present the only HTML Level 2 browser
    available.  Since many Web providers are jumping on the enhanced
    features of Level 2, this leaves Mosaic even further behind than it was
    before.

It works really good for finding any small business, but it appears to be
really screwed up for companies like DEC:

From:	COVERT::COVERT "John R. Covert" 19-MAY-1995 16:45:15.09
To:	US2RMC::"nynex@vtcom.fr"
CC:	COVERT
Subj:	Errors in WWWeb listings for Digital Equipment Corporation

I've noticed a number of errors in the NYNEX Yellow Pages listing obtained
when one specifies "Massachusetts" and searches by business name for
"Digital Equipment Corporation".  I've attached a text version of the
results of the search.

The first error is that a number of the companies which appear in this listing
are not in any way associated with Digital Equipment Corporation, but they
appear as a result of the search, and more seriously, they have the WWWeb link
"http://www.dec.com/" associated with them.

The second error is that the first listing shown for "Digital Equipment
Corporation", the one with the phone number of "000-366-0445" (and with
an address of 150 Flanders Rd, Wbro, Ma. 01581 in the detailed info) is
in error.  That number, when supplied with Westboro's area code of 508,
rings at a private residence.

I felt that this error was important enough that I took the initiative of
reporting it directly to you.  Although I consult for our Telecommunications
Department on a semi-formal basis, that is not my primary job at Digital, and
I will refer the remainder of the issues to people who have both the
responsibility and authority to work with NYNEX to correct the remainder
of the errors.

Regards/john

Attachment:

                                 [Listings]
                                   [Image]

                                Your Search :

           State : MA , Business : digital equipment corporation
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
 [Customer's WEB link]DEC ASSOCIATES (508-345-6168)
 [Customer's WEB link]DEC ASSOCIATES (508-345-6168)
 [Customer's WEB link]DEC-E-TECH (508-433-6440)
 [Customer's WEB link]DEC-E-TECH INC (508-649-3285)
 [Customer's WEB link]DEC-TAM CORP (508-470-2860)
[Click here for detailed address information]
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
 [Customer's WEB link]DEC-TAM CORP-OFFICE (508-470-2860)
 [Customer's WEB link]DIGITAL EQUIPMENT CORPORATION (000-366-0445)
 [Customer's WEB link]DIGITAL EQUIPMENT CORPORATION (000-474-2000)
 [Customer's WEB link]DIGITAL EQUIPMENT CORPORATION (000-621-6600)
 [Customer's WEB link]DIGITAL EQUIPMENT CORPORATION (413-747-2800)
[Click here for detailed address information]
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
 [Customer's WEB link]DIGITAL EQUIPMENT CORPORATION (508-841-3111)
 [Customer's WEB link]DIGITAL EQUIPMENT CORPORATION (617-273-6500)
 [Customer's WEB link]DIGITAL EQUIPMENT CORPORATION (617-654-1500)
 [Customer's WEB link]DIGITAL EQUIPMENT CORPORATION-DISTRICT OFFICE
(617-273-6500)
 [Customer's WEB link]DIGITAL EQUIPMENT CORPORATION-SALES & SERVICE
(413-747-2800)
[Click here for detailed address information]
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
 [Customer's WEB link]DIGITAL EQUIPMENT CORPORATION-SALES & SERVICE
(508-841-3111)
 [Customer's WEB link]DIGITAL EQUIPMENT CORPORATION-SALES & SERVICE
(617-273-6500)
 [Customer's WEB link]DIGITAL EQUIPMENT CORPORATION-SALES & SERVICE
(617-654-1500)
 [Customer's WEB link]DIGITAL EQUIPMENT CORPORATION-SALES & SERVICE-BOSTON
(617-654-1500)
 [Customer's WEB link]DIGITAL EQUIPMENT CORPORATION-SALES & SERVICE-BOSTON
MA (617-654-1500)
[Click here for detailed address information]
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
 [Customer's WEB link]DIGITAL EQUIPMENT CORPORATION-SALES &
SERVICE-BURLINGTON (617-273-6500)
 [Customer's WEB link]DIGITAL EQUIPMENT CORPORATION-SALES &
SERVICE-BURLINGTON MA (617-273-6500)
 [Customer's WEB link]DIGITAL EQUIPMENT CORPORATION-SALES &
SERVICE-SHREWSBURY (508-841-3111)
 [Customer's WEB link]DIGITAL EQUIPMENT CORPORATION-SALES &
SERVICE-SHREWSBURY MA (508-841-3111)
 [Customer's WEB link]G-DEC (617-774-1220)
[Click here for detailed address information]
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
 [Customer's WEB link]JAN-DEC (508-634-3937)
 [Customer's WEB link]TEC-DEC (413-527-7521)
[Click here for detailed address information]
----------------------------------------------------------------------------

             [NYNEX Home Page] [Leave a Message] [About NYNEX]

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Results of requesting detailed info for the first Digital Equipment Corporation
listing shown above:
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

                              [Listings Header]
                                   [Image]

Here's the business information you requested :

 [Customer's link]DIGITAL EQUIPMENT CORPORATION (000-366-0445)
                  150 FLANDERS RD - WBRO, MA. 01581
----------------------------------------------------------------------------

             [NYNEX Home Page] [Leave a Message] [About NYNEX]

    
    	John, I had said before that I'd get excited if you found the
    	white pages somewhere on the WWW.  Well, today a situation
    	came up that I can use the yellow pages for.  8^)
    
    	That thing doesn't appear to be very user friendly.
    
    	I selected Massachusetts, typed in a subject to search, then
    	it says "click on search now".
    
    	Well, I didn't see a "search now" that could be clicked on!!
    
    	What am I doing wrong?
    

Well, I get a yellow button with an eye and the words "SEARCH NOW".

There are a lot of problems with the user interface, and since they're
the phone company, they probably won't get fixed.

I don't know what you were doing wrong; maybe you didn't wait for the images
to load.  The business category search page is really poorly designed; the
stupidity of having 26 separate little .gif files with each letter of the
alphabet makes it rather slow to start up!

/john

    
    	I use MOSAIC.
    

re .141

See .136

/john

Netscape's brilliant under Windows, but the Linux version doesn't
seem to be too clever...

Chris.

    
    http://www.teleport.com/~vx/jackhome.html
    

    http://www.parnasse.com/ideal.htm

	http://w3.lanternette.com

[Say it.]

	http://www.Destek.Net/Marthas/UUBP.html

	http://qurlyjoe.bu.edu/pics/mycolon.html

	http://ftp.std.com/homepages/stevec/Hawking/hawking.html

    http://www.tyrell.net/~robtoups/BABE.html

    
    <-- uh-oh.

    Pticz? 

    
    http://huizen.dds.nl:80/~tank/mumia002.htm  <- political prisoners
                                                   worldwide, including USA
    
    http://www.calyx.com/~refuse/   <- Refuse & Resist!
    

    
    http://world.std.com/~deeryan/arling.html
    
    								-mr. bill

    
    http://G7NewsWeb.softquad.opentext.com:8888/
    
    http://www.ccn.cs.dal.cas:80/Current/HalifaxSummitG7/index.html
    
    http://www.cornwallis.halifax.ns.ca:80/Schools/Cornwallis/Summit1.html
    
    http://ttg.sba.dal.ca:80/G7
    
    http://www.GlobeAndMail.ca
    

    Now available! Calvary Chapel of Costa Mesa on the Internet!
    
    http://www.earthlink.net/~calvarychurch/index.html

    Should churches be on the web?  Are there better ways for these
    non-profit organizations to spend their resources?  Scrap the iron and
    feed a homeless family.  I bet there are some in Costa Mesa.  Even if
    your church has fed some, I bet they haven't fed them all.
    
    -- Jim

The following home page for the Sudbury United Methodist Church

	http://www.ultranet.com/~savoyard/sumc.html

costs them absolutely nothing, and is part of the process of raising
money for the relief of world hunger done by the theatre group they
sponsor which

	Donates all proceeds to the relief of world hunger.

/john

    .162
    
    > Should churches be on the web?
    
    Why not?  Christians have a command to evangelize to all nations, and
    the Web is an avenue that a) reaches all nations, and b) is likely to
    be traveled by some who would otherwise miss the message.

    Well let me write down these URL's then for the guys sleeping under the
    bridges.
    
    -- Jim

    Atta boy, Jim!  Way to make those "informed" opinions known!

http://www.coca-cola.com/

    Re: .166
    
    >> Atta boy, Jim!  Way to make those "informed" opinions known!
    
    Hi Sir,
    
    I'm sorry, what did you mean?
    
    -- Jim

    Jim, try .162.

    Re: .166, .169:
    
    >> Atta boy, Jim!  Way to make those "informed" opinions known!
    
    Hi Sir, again:
    
    Which opinion in .162 appears to be in question to you?
    
    -- Jim

    better still, tell me how much you know about Calvary Chapel.

    I know nothing about Calvary Chapel, but I'm willing to look at its Web
    page, and share it with someone who needs his SOL* administered to.
    
    Now it's your turn.  What appears "uninformed" in .162?
    
    -- Jim
    
    *SOL, Services On-Line

    >    Now it's your turn.  What appears "uninformed" in .162?
    
    the feeding of the homeless and the wasting of resources.

	http://entity.vuse.vanderbilt.edu/project/

http://entity.vuse.vanderbilt.edu/project/
    
 Vanderbilt University 

Restroom Utilization Measurement Project 



Welcome to the Restroom Utilization Measurement Project! 

This project is currently in its early phases, so you will note that some
facilities of this page are not yet complete. 

   Project Motivations 
   Technical Details 
   Technical Papers 
   Current Restroom Status 
   Facility Utilization Records 
   User Comments 



This project is funded in part by NIS, The National Institute of Sanitation. 

    Beverly Hills Internet Site:
    
    http://www.geopages.com/
    
    with links to many other California sites, yes, including 90210

    
    	I was staying just down the road from the house they use
    	for the outside shots for 90210.
    

	http://www.ccn.cs.dal.ca/~ai072/advent.html

    
    http://www.cloud9.net/~jegelhof/
    

    
    http://www.wimsey.com/~electric/shake.html
    
    good for a chuckle
    

http://www.macscouter.com/Shaggy/BadPuns.html

    http://www.odci.gov/

http://www.duke.edu/~saw1/stories.html

    Truly awesome.
    

    
    http://www.molson.com
    
    Deb, you should enjoy this one, you Brador-drinker, you.
    

   <---  Walloping web snappers! I just noticed your pn!

    
    PARKER!!!!
    

    Yes JJ?

    
    !Joan, you doll.  I added it to my Bookmarks 8^).
    
    

    
    
    	Hey!  *I'm* JJ!  harumph.  =)
    

	http://www.uni-muenster.de/WiWi/home/wilting/planner.html

http://colossus.net/civix

Where your money goes...

    
    http://www.xmission.com/~wintrnx/vh/virtual.htm
    
    

    So, whadja think of Trevor Black, MzDeb??  Major cutiepie, eh?
    
    Kinda remindz me of Keith Lockhart.
    
    As fer me, waal thus far, I go for Julie Lancaster...
    

    >The Virtual Headbook 
    
     Different kind of headbook than I expected. 8^)

    OK Dick, I've deleted it...  (hope hope...  you take yours away & I'll
    check back witcha.)
    
    |-{:-)
    

    <----- to late, I got it!!
    
    
    ...Tom

	.203  you mean you actually bought that?

    Call me Pollyanna, but yeah, if BinderSan saith it, it must be true,
    and if it be exculpatory, then that is the Way It Iz.
    
    You, Woman, are apparently the enema that one doth not need in lieu of
    friendz, and I thus fehstoon you with a well-earned
    
    Feh!
    
    |-{:-)
    

>>    Call me Pollyanna, but yeah, if BinderSan saith it, it must be true,
>>    and if it be exculpatory, then that is the Way It Iz.

	surely you've donned your waders before in his presence.
	one has to keep them handy at all times.

    
    
    Some time next week there will be a new and interesting photo on the 
    WWW, thanks to Mr. Binder.  :*)
    
    
    
    
    Terrie
    
    (Dick, I dropped it in the mail box this morning.  It'll go out Monday)
    
    

    
    http://www.yourbody.com/
    
    The personal home page for professional bodybuilder Alq' Gurley.
    Besides Alq's attempts at self-merchandising, the site also has
    contest results, and will be the official Web site for the 1995
    Mr. Olympia contest.
    
    This site is still under construction, so don't expect too much.
    Still, it's interesting to see that even bodybuilders are getting
    wise to the benefits offered by getting online.
    
    
    Rob
    

    
    
    >>>Alq' Gurley
    
    what kind of name is 'alck'??
    
    
    

    
    To the Lovely Raquel,
    
    I have no idea why his parents gave him such an unfortunately
    odd appellation.  For that matter, I also don't know why he 
    pronounces his name as "Al Q," or "Al Kew," instead of "Alck."
    
    I mean, the guy is from Pittsburgh, for cryin' out loud.
    
    He seems to be a nice guy, though, and I wish him luck.  He had
    a bit part in "Batman Forever," which I have not yet seen, so I don't
    know which character he played.
    
    
    
    
    Rob
    
                                                            

    
    thanqs for the explanation, rob....but ya sorta missed the joqe to
    that... :> ;>
    
    >>To the Lovely Raquel
    
    you been talqin' to &y, haven't you...
    
    andrew............................
    
    

      <<< Note 87.199 by SMURF::BINDER "Night's candles are burnt out." >>>

>    http://www.zk3.dec.com/~binder/soapbox.html
    
Thanks, Richardo! As one who has only had the distinct pleasure of meeting 
Ms. Debra, I appreciate the chance to "see" some of the folks I "hear." 

A couple of comments:

Are beards a prerequisite to 'box participation? If so, I guess I gotta 
sign off... 

Is it just coincidence that /john looks like Nostradama (sp?)?

Is it just coincidence that Mr. Bill looks *EXACTLY* like Jerry Garcia 
looked that last time I saw him, in 1969?

I dare not comment on 'Tine and Deb's pics, lest I get in trouble at 
home...

Keep 'em comin'!

Tom

    
    	Just checked out Binder's homepage....pretty cool. Any thoughts of
    having some kind of on-line discussions?
    
    
    jim

    Let's discuss it off-line.

    Best search engine I've seen to find things with.
    
    http://www.opentext.com:8080/omw.html

Well, this little bit of html doesn't work worth a hoot on Netscape:

/-{:-) <i><blink><font size="+3">C</font></blink></i>yberian (-:}-\<P>

The combination of changing font sizes, and in and out of italics, and
blink causes the "y" and part of the "b" to be covered with the non-
blinking part of the background.

/john

    Wot fontchoo using?  I checked it out with Netscape for Digital UNIX,
    Netscape for Windoze 95, Lynx, and Extended Mosaic from Spyglass.  Sure
    there's some bitmap cutoff due to the stupid BLINK cmd (where it works
    at all), but
    <UNDERSTATEMENT_ALERT>I figger this ain't deathless prose anyhow...
    </UNDERSTATEMENT_OF_THE_YEAR>  
    
    Try something like Arial or Arial Narrow or Arial Rounded and
    kwicherbellyachin.
    

    works 4 me.

        dr. dan:

    the essay about your piano teacher -- as well as the attached
    letters and postings -- was very interesting reading. quite
    the musical lineage. thanks for posting that!

    -b

    Thanks, Brian.  She's quite a lady.
    

    
    
    	Wow! Is that really you Dr. Dan? :*) Nice page....
    
    
    jim

  In my Father's house are many mansions...  Wonder what that makes 'BoxLand??

    
    
    	...but it's a real respectable type ghetto...
    
    

    
    ...a `high-tech' ghetto, if you will...
    

>Wot fontchoo using?

Er, I like Palatino.

But your suggestion of Arial did solve the problem.

Palatino probably looks better on paper, but mebbe I should use Arial
as my Netscape screen font.  I wish there were a separate pref for
printing so I don't have to remember to change before printing.

/john

    
    
    	is there a version of Netscape for VMS yet?
    
    
    jim (using Mosaic) 

re .232  They promise they're working on it.

Here's a scream and a half:

	http://clarksville.mc.utexas.edu/~jess/church/bg1.html

	Ding, dong, ding!

	http://www.ccn.cs.dal.ca/~ai072/change_ringing.html

    
    has anyone found the nude celeb' WWW ?  

    
    
    	Nope....... but I heard on the radio that half of the
    	pictures are phony.  Celebrity heads have been superimposed
    	over other people's nekkid bodies.
    
    	(bummer too, cuz I heard Brad Pitt was on that page)
    
    	JJ
    

>    	Nope....... but I heard on the radio that half of the
>    	pictures are phony.  Celebrity heads have been superimposed
>    	over other people's nekkid bodies.

Which half is phony?

    
    
    	ba-doomp cchhssh!
    

    
    which part is that???
    
    

From rec.gardens:

I am a second grader at Pearl Creek School in Fairbanks Alaska.
I am doing a science fair project on dandelions.
This is my web page on my project.
http://fytqm.uafadm.alaska.edu/family/dandelion.html
I want answers to the question
How many seeds in a dandelion? numbers please
I need more books and stuff about dandelions.
If you have something please tell me so I can find it too.
Thanks for help
Spark

Mom should learn how to spell "germination".

    http:/www.lib.utexas.edu/Libs/PCL/Map_collection/Map_collection.html
    
    
    Nice maps.

    
    Get yer maps oot!
    

    
    http://alliance.idirect.com/reboot/title.html
    

Boy, this particular one really makes it clear what a nasty problem this is:

	http://www.lib.utexas.edu/Libs/PCL/Map_collection/
		middle_east_and_asia/ISettlementsWB93.jpg

/john

	http://www.si.edu/

http://rd.studorg.tuwien.ac.at/lied4.htm

Gaudeamus igitur, iuvenes dum sumus; 
post iucundam iuventutem, 
post molestam senectutem 
nos habebit humus ! 

Ubi sunt, qui ante nos in mundo fuere? 
Vadite ad superos, 
transite ad inferos, 
ubi iam fuere. 

Vita nostra brevis est, brevi finietur, 
venit mors velociter, 
rapit nos atrociter, 
nemini parcetur. 

Vivat academia, vivant professores, 
vivat membrum quodlibet, 
vivant membra quaelibet, 
semper sint in flore! 

Vivant omnes virgines faciles, formosae, 
vivant et mulieres, 
tenerae, amabiles, 
bomae, laboriosae! 

Vivat et respuplica, gloriosa Austria, 
vivat nostra civitas, 
maecenatum caritas, 
quae nos hic protegit! 

Pereat tristitia, pereant osores, 
pereat diabolus, 
quivis antiburschius, 
atque irrisores! 

    
    <---- Oh, sure, easy for you to say!
    

http://www.traveller.com/~scifiman/redneck/redneck.htm

    
    An interesting page for men. PC people might want to avoid...
    It has articles and resources. Very good.
    
    
    http://www.vix.com/pub/men/pc/
    
    
    Could we all please describe what the WWW page we list in this note
    has?
    
    Thanks
    Steve

    .252
    
    As for the pictures, the box isn't Haahvid University.  You want
    direction, you offer suggestions.  I took one, you got more?

>    Could we all please describe what the WWW page we list in this note
>    has?

Why would you want to go and take the fun out of it like that? Don't you
sense the sheer brilliance intended by the poster when you wait fifteen
minutes for a homepage to download over a busy network and then find that
it's a price list for ladies' handbags?

	Bullfeathers!:

	http://www.kaiwan.com/~greg.ihr/zundel/holocaustfacts.html

This guy could be arrested if he stepped into Germany.

/john

    OmiGOD, I yam totally LOST...  For an old (& published-in-the-pop-
    Fractal-literature of the '80s) MandelFreak, this URL is like a DRUG...
    
    You have been warned...
    
    |-{:-)
    

    Yep- I know where Dan's going to spend his time now. :-)
    
     Great page, Dan. Thx for the ptr.

    I've spent so many cycles on that damn page already today, I need a
    colostateostomy.
    

    Uh, you want to be a brown bagger?

    
    
    
    	re: .258
    
    	Wow.  While I don't really understand all the mumbo jumbo
    	about what exactly this homepage *is* ....  these images
    	are pretty cool!
    

	Weird stuff:

	http://www.crashsite.com/Crash/indexHigh.html

/john

	http://bulova.zko.dec.com/group/covert/Eia_mater_Domini.au

	Eia mater Domini, quae pacem redidisti
	Angelis et homini, cum Christum genuisti;
	Tuum exora filium
	Ut se nobis propitium
	Exhibeat, et deleat peccata: Praestans auxilium
	Vita frui beata post hoc exilium.

    
    http://www.io.com/~rlogsdon/milt.html
    
    								-mr. bill

What a bozo. His "How to use the Usenet" is utterly unreadable, thanks to 
his choice of background pattern. Glad brains are in short supply in the 
Aryan Nation. Not surprised, though.

Tom

    >What a bozo. 
    
     The worst part is the dumb <fornicate> is serious.

>What a bozo. His "How to use the Usenet" is utterly unreadable, thanks to 
>his choice of background pattern.

Perfectly readable on my monitor.

He has no background pattern, only a <body bgcolor="#858585">.

Maybe you have your text color set to something other than black?

If not, maybe your monitor doesn't support enough levels of gray?

If this only works on a "color monitor" I think that's a bit ironic :-)

/john

Mebbe it's meant for an all-white monitor.

Me thinks it's because I have the latest version of Netscape, an' you 
don't. All kinds of background possibilities w/ 1.1

|    >What a bozo. 
|    
|    The worst part is the dumb <fornicate> is serious.
    
    No, the worst part is it works.
    
    								-mr. bill

    I read about half of it and thought this is really a great, clever
    put-on.  Then I backed up to his home page and found him to be serious.
    
    Pretty scary.
    
    -- Jim

    
    "The New American" WWW page has been rated among the top 5% of all
    sites on the Internet by Point Survey.
    
    								-mr. bill

    
    Must be a lot of nutters out there!!
    
    Quick Billy!!! Hide under your bed!!! Your Anxiety Closet door is
    opening!!!

>Me thinks it's because I have the latest version of Netscape, an' you 
>don't. All kinds of background possibilities w/ 1.1

Wrong.  I'm using Netscape 1.1, and I posted in here the actual source he's
using to select a background color, not a background image.

/john

    
    >           -< They aren't dumb, too many of us are stupid.... >-

    I'm glad that you can speak for yourself billy,...
    but I suggest you stop there.

    Dan

 
   >           -< They aren't dumb, too many of us are stupid.... >-

Actually, this is pretty hard to deny in the global sense ...

    I tried to connect to http://www.zk3.dec.com/~binder/soapbox.html
    I'm using netscape 1.1 and for 40 minutes it sat there with:
    attempting to contact host ?????
    I had other windows open talking to other sites OK.

Try a downwards adjustment on your timeout counter?

    >I tried to connect to http://www.zk3.dec.com/~binder/soapbox.html
    
    I can't seem to get to it either. I tried using the AOL WebBrowser.
    This is the first homepage I've had trouble with.
    
    Any suggestions?
    
    ...Tom

    Is there something I should do to help it to be "seen"
    

Hasn't it been said that it's only reachable from within the
DIGITAL firewall? Could this explain the inability to get to
it from AOL?

    Thanks, I hadn't been aware of that. Oh well...
    

    re: .282
    
    If that's true then that's true.

    I should damn well HOPE that AOL can't see all our Fambly Jools inside
    the Corporate Firewall!!  It's not as if I want my propeller-beanie on
    display to the Great Unwashed...
    

http://tiger.census.gov/cgi-bin/mapbrowse?lat=42.358&lon=-71.073&wid=0.007&ht=0.007&mlat=42.3575&mlon=-71.0726&msym=redpin&mlabel=The+Church+of+the+Advent


The rest of that long line is:

lat=42.358&lon=-71.073&wid=0.007&ht=0.007&mlat=42.3575&mlon=-71.0726
	&msym=redpin&mlabel=The+Church+of+the+Advent

/john

    Re: .278
    
    I'm having the same problem you describe.  At work I have two means to
    access the web.  (1) With Mosaic running on a vax that my
    workstation is hooked to, no problem connecting to the soapbox page.
    (2) However with netscape 1.1b running on a pentium hooked to a vax, i
    get the same long wait, no connect, that you mention.
    
    I don't know what the problem is, really don't care to investigate.  I
    do know it isn't a "firewall" problem since both means can connect to
    pages within the firewall.
    
    -- Jim

http://www.io.org/~themaxx/canada/can.html
Built for Hosers!

    G'day eh? And welcome to The Great Web Canadianizer eh? 
I got sick and tired of those American hosers messin' around
with our Canadian identity and stuff eh? So got me this computer
machine and made myself this web hURLer that'll add some back
bacon to the net! Beauty eh?

Take a looksie at the control bar below eh? In the "Go To:"
window you can enter any http URL and it will Canadianize that
web page. Beauty, eh?

Go ahead give it a try you hosehead! To help get you started I
put in some cool starting points for the net to getcha
Canadianized right away!

    .287
    
    The problem clearly isn't the Box page itself, as many boxers are able
    to connect to it, and so are you when you use Mosaic.  Could it
    possibly be the BETA VERSION of Netscape you're using?  Isn't this why
    they have beta testing?

    
    
    	A babes on the web page for the ladies!
    
    	http://ucsub.colorado.edu/~kritzber/new/babes.html
    

Glen's not allowed to look?

    http://www.wcvb.com
    
    Boston's WCVB Channel 5, might be good for Felix info and images.
    
    Chris

    
http://www.catalog.com/media/sd/ustv.html

Here's something really cool for everyone to use on their own home pages.

The URL is vvverrryyy long, so go to either:

	http://bulova.zko.dec.com/people/john_covert.html
or
	http://www.ultranet.com/~savoyard/john_covert.html

and then click on "110 Spit Brook Road".

/john

    .295
    
    Or go to the Box Web page and click on "Check out a <map> showing where
    SOAPBOX lives"

    
    You all do realize that you can enter into the most truely useless hall
    of fame with a less than creative use of a GPS, cell phone, modem, and
    web server....
    
    								-mr. bill

    Anent .297, I wuz chattin' only yestiddy with our esteemed 'BoxMod
    Harney, who vouchsafed the following fascinating URL to me, and thence
    to you... (ah bleev he's too modest by FAR...)
    
    http://www.ultranet.com/~zero/alaska.htm
    
    He's been there, been There, Been There, BEEN THERE, and done that!!!
    
    |-{:-)
    

re .298 ".htm"

hey, does this "zero" character think Ultranet's DEC OSF system is DOS or
some other system that can't spell "html"?

/john

    The maintainer of Zero's files keeps them on a peecee, tyvm.

    When he installs Windows95 he'll change 'em to .html .
    \john

Er, doesn't peecee ftp allow you to specify a different name when uploading
files?

    Yes, of course it does.  Unfortuntaly, my FTP doesn't go in and
    change all references of .htm in the source files to .html on
    the upload.  And without that, staging and testing locally isn't
    much of a option.

    I don't know if you know this, but all you have to do is "click"
    on the highlighted text, and it automagically whisks you to the
    appointed URL.  No need to type it, no need to worry about file
    names, whether they be .htm, .html, or .foo.  Pretty cool, eh?

    \john

	Celebrating some of our favorite critters...

	http://is.dal.ca/~wood/www.html

/john

http://fjwsys.lanl.gov/~danielw/laby.html

Welcome to The Labyrinth.

You descend with only a small torch to help guide your way, but you will
quickly learn that a mere torch does not reveal all of the puzzles of The
Labyrinth. It only casts light a few feet ahead of you - beyond which is a
murky unknown. 

But the Labyrinth in not empty. Nor is it a straightforward collection of
walls and passageways. The Minotaur patrols these halls, hunting every
evening for foolish 'Net surfer who will become his next meal. Further, the
Labyrinth's passageways are not always predictable; a vortex may open
near you, spin you around and deposit you somewhere else in the
Labyrinth; it may be near the exit -- it may be near the Minotaur. 

You enter the Labyrinth at a different spot everytime, so do not expect to
gain familiarity with it quickly. For a tricky maze, enter below. 

    So, izzis monitaur a VT200-series or what?  I know all the escape
    sequences, so I should be safe...  shouldn't I?? :-)
    

    XYZZY
    
    ;*P

    PLUGH

    Nothing happens

    You are in a maze of twisty little passages

    >You are in a maze of twisty little passages
                                                         
    sounds like a good conference notice. :-)

    A brilliant move destroys the mirror.

re a discussion somewhere else in the file...

	http://sesoserv.ufsia.ac.be/Arachnology/Arachnology.html

    
    http://www.cdc.gov/
    
    (so that it will get picked up on the homepage)
    

	http://colossus.net/wepinsto/wshome.html

    
    http://www.mckinley.com/   (McKinley Internet Directory)
    
    http://www.cam.org/~cccb/  (Canadian Conference of Catholic Bishops)
    

	http://www.ftech.net/~imagine/sass.htm

Hoho!

	The URL sez it all.

	http://www.mcs.com/~candyman/http/boom.html

    
    
    	neat page. Wonder how many teen pyro's are gonna blow themselves
    up? I'll be scanning the sky's for a mushroom cloud....:)
    
    

	http://ucsu.colorado.edu/~peterscc/Home.html

    <== you find that to be interesting?

	http://www.suck.com/

Bleah.

http://marshall.edu/~stock1/pictures.html

	http://cat.port.net/cgi-win/cycle.exe/net

	http://www.X-COM.de/Graffiti/index.html

	http://www.joeboxer.com/

	http://www.next.com.au/spyfood/geekgirl/

re Mt. Topaz:
       
>       Welcome to Stormfront, the IHR, and other fine elements of
>       society, John.

Yikes!

		http://stormfront.wat.com/stormfront/

BTW, does anyone know what font they're using?  Linotype-Hell AG's "Fette
Fraktur", Monotype Corp.'s "Wittenberger Fraktur" (Bold), or something else?

/john

    
    	re -1
    
    	eeks is right! Their choice of font is strange to say the least...
    
    
    jim
    

BTW, it's kind of funny that the neo-Nazis like to use the Fraktur.

Hitler did away with it, and insisted on the use of Latin fonts.

/john

    
    http://www.dole96.org/
    
    								-mr. bill

    
    
    Talk about an angry white male......

    
    http://www.wilson.org/
    
    								-mr. bill

    love to see the URL for truth...

    
    Have you bothered to visit these sites?  Nah.
    
    								-mr. bill

    
    What exactly were the lies Mr. Bilge? That Bob Dole is often mixed
    up with the Dole Fruit Company? That he's a staunch Republican?
    Maybe you should be given an entry under "Links to disrepectful
    Weenies."
    
    -b

    
    |  Have you bothered to visit these sites?  Nah.
    
    nope.  too busy with work, church, family and other such 
    responsibilities.
    
    
    

    
    Taking out the 2x4, for the people who overlook the obvious.
    
    http://www.dole96.org/ and http://www.wilson.org/ have *zero*
    connections to the campaign organizations of those candidates.
    
    They are bad parody at best, dirty tricks at worst.
    
    								-mr. bill

    
    thanx for doing all of this leg-work bill.  i'll sleep better
    at night for it.
    

    
    Criminee Mr. Bilge... you're like the magician who does a trick
    and then can't resist telling _how_ he did it. You coulda
    snookered a whole bunch of people had you not let the cat outta
    the bag... NS Dick Tracy, it's parody... I was willing to play
    along with ya but now you blew it...
    
    -b

    
    This is not a trick.  This is not a game.
    
    								-mr. bill

    
    Oh, well then. Pardon me for thinking you managed to pick
    that log out of yer anus and was actually having some fun...
    
    -b

    
    
    	{spew!} 
    
    	BWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAH!
    
    damn this coffee on my VXT-2000...:*)
    
    
    jim

The Church of Scientology takes on the Internet

	http://www.cybercom.net/~rnewman/scientology/home.html

    http://www.achilles/~frankmag
    
    Frank Magazine

    
    
    http://www.zonpower.com/cyberule/

    Cross-posted to get it on the Box Web page.
    
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                          -< Soapbox.  Just Soapbox. >-
================================================================================
Note 75.96                     Down With the IRS!                       96 of 96
DASHER::RALSTON "Idontlikeitsojuststopit!!"           3 lines  15-SEP-1995 14:44
                   -< why would anyone want to sue the IRS? >-
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    This looks interesting!!!
    
    		http://irs.class-action.com

    
    
    	http://www.best.com/~seminet/mazi/brad.htm
    
    
    	hubba hubba
    

    Mirsky's "Worst of the Web", at:
    
    http://turnpike.net/metro/mirsky/Worst.html
    
    Some of these are duds, some are good for a chuckle, and some
    are pretty funny.
    
    Chris

    
    	RE: JJ
    
    	Dare I ask who that's dedicated to?  I see the name Brad, so is
    	it safe to assume it's Brad Pitt?
    

    
    
    	bingo!
    
    
    	better than the other brad page I have.........
    

    N.B. -- is outside the Great Corporate Firewall...
    
    |-{:-)
    
    (and soon, the |-{ will be on display there as well, along with BOTH
     the Ultimate Babemobile AND the hottest new web product around...)
    
    (... in a gloriously mixed-metaphor-plus-outtacontrol-pun of my own
         devising...)
    

    re: Note 87.350 by GOOEY::JUDY
    
     The man otherwise known as God?!! Please!

    
    
    	Snicker..... Yeah, I saw that too.......  I don't know that
    	I'd go THAT far about Brad.......
    

    
    http://www.lainet.com/ID.CHECKS/ojchecks.htm
    

    
    
    	Oh, man, that's too funny!
    

    
    	$21 for 100 checks?
    
    	What a bargain.  8^)
    

	With or without the infamous knife?

    http://www.pathfinder.com/pathfinder/features/unabomber/manifesto.html
    
    								-mr. bill
    
    

    
    	http://optimum.optimum.nf.ca/savers/j_r.htm
    
    	Check out OJ.ZIP ... a screen saver featuring the "Bronco chase".
    

    anybody have a URL for Time magazine or ESPN, or anything else that
    will have the sports scores?

 Try:
	http://www.sportsnetwork.com/default.html
 for general Sports stuff, or:
	http://www.pathfinder.com/
 for Time Magazine.

Des G.

    http://ESPNET.sportszone.com

    thanks

    http://www.sandman.com/intimst.html
    

    
    http://www.tcfarm.com/products/snack.html
    
    The illustration says it all.  Truly, you *are* what you eat.
    
    Chris

GACCCKKK!!  Spewoooowoplrug...

http://www.ojcollect.com/

Personally Licensed By O.J. Simpson Himself!

Order it today!

    If you are tired of editorialism and manipulation in the American 
    press and are looking for alternate news sources, give these a try:
    
    IntelWeb - Intelligence Web Report
    ----------------------------------
    http://www.awpi.com/IntelWeb
    
    London Daily Telegraph
    ----------------------
    http://www.telegraph.co.uk
    
    Jerusalem Post
    --------------
    http://www.jpost.co.il/ 
    
    Washington Weekly
    -----------------
    http://dolphin.gulf.net
    
    Newspaper Index
    --------------	
    http://www.yahoo.com/business_and_economy/business_directory/
    companies/media/newspapers

    http://nano.com

    
    http://nano.nano.com
    

    
    	Road Kill Quarterly:
    
    	http://www.isisnet.com/empire/rkq/index.html
    

    
    	Speedtrap Registry:
    
    	http://www.nashville.net/speedtrap/
    

    http://www.cs.cmu.edu/afs/cs.cmu.edu/usr/clamen/misc/Canadiana/README.html

       http://www.euronet.nl/users/deiman/index.html

	Cookster's band, "Blue Steel"


	http://users.aol.com/fifthangel/bluesteel/blue.html

/john

    That should be:
    
    	http://users.aol.com/fifthangel/blowchunks/blew.html
                   

    Are they still bringing heavy metal back to Worcestor County?

    
    Is there anywhere on the web I can find a detailed map of Vermont?
    

    Whatchoo lookin' for?

    
    A map of Vermont.
    
    hth.
    
    

    re: .380
    
    It's map abuse to detail a map:-)
    
    Bob

    http://tiger.census.gov/
    
    								-mr. bill

No street names, though.

/john

    
    "Where the streets have no names..."
    

    This reminds me... I am still looking for "Ragged Ass Road" (not the
    one in Yellowknife). Got to page 188 of 1178 in the Postal Code Book
    before giving up.

    Look for "Back Of My Ass Road" then make a right on to "Front Of Asses
    Drive". "Ragged Ass Road" will be your next right.

    <---- thanks, I knew I could count on your help ;*)

    Check Newfoundland first.

    It's about halfway along Topaz Drive, just near the crack of Don.
    

    Bumber.

re BUTKOVICH:

>I am still looking for "Ragged Ass Road"

I think I was lost there once, saying

	But go vich vay??  But go vich vay???

    http://www.benjerry.com

    
    	Well, I guess we won't be seeing much of Deb in here any more.
    

                     
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    	Thank you ... may I have another?
    
    	Your bodily fluids excite me.
    

	http://www.iclnet.org/pub/resources/christian-history.html

 Interesting WWW Snarfs!

    http://www.midcoast.com/~treehaus/void.html

    http://www.tncnet.com/~rsears/oak/explode.html
    
    WARNING: this is very big, but very interesting...

    		http://www.usa.net/evolvefish/
    
                   
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      	*   *           *
          *               * 
        *   *           *
      *      * *  *  *
             *       *
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    http://www.radio.src.ca/radionet

    
     http://www.berry-bros.co.uk/
    
     ...possibly the oldest established business on the Web, offering you
     the chance to learn about and buy some of the world's finest and
     rarest wines...
    
    POL
    
    p.s. although based in London, their storage warehouse is about a mile
    away from the Support Centre in Basingstoke.

From:	SCOMAN::CRL::"desperado@world.std.com" "MAIL-11 Daemon" 31-OCT-1995 09:32:41.55
To:	desperado@world.std.com
CC:	
Subj:	For Hallowe'en: The Nightmare Gallery

 This is cool, but it would be a lot cooler at 56k baud, a gallery of
 fantasy/creepy/mysterious snagged off the net and arranged in a sort
 of Myst-like/Doom-like gallery, not of infinite size.  It's hard to
 figure out how to stand in front of a picture; on the other hand the
 ghosts and ghoulies look even weirder seen as if out of the corner of
 your eye.  You may want to bring up the cross-shaped floorplan and
 work from that, but you can in fact navigate through the gallery,
 look out the windows at the murky landscape, bump into the wall,
 wonder about the tables down the middle of the aisles, all the things
 you might do in a gallery.

	http://thomas.balliol.ox.ac.uk/gallery2/index.html



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    	How do I cut and paste a URL into Netscape's "go to" or "URL"
    	box?  Or do I have to type it in every time?
    

    Whassamatta with double clicking on the URl with the left mouse button
    and single clicking in the OPEN window with the right mouse button?

    
    	Nothing, except that it doesn't work.  8^)
    

    Why not? It does for me. What doesn't work about it?

If you are using NOTES/NODECWINDOWS and have the mouse turned on in Notes,
then you won't be able to cut from Notes with the mouse, unless you can
figure out what keys to hold down to reenable the mouse for one action.

In VTSTAR on a Mac it's "Command+Control".  I haven't bothered to
figure out what it is on a Motif VT320 window, or even if there is
such a thing.

Until I figured that out in VTSTAR, I always had to use the following:

define_key('set(mouse,on)',key_name("M",shift_key),'ExtMail',"NOTES$USER_KEYS");
define_key('set(mouse,off)',key_name("N",shift_key),'NoMouse',"NOTES$USER_KEYS");

With these two commands in my NOTES$COMMAND.TPU initialization file, if I
wanted to cut from Notes, I typed "PF1-N" and then cut; "PF1-M" then turns
the mouse back on.

/john

    
    	OK, I tried selecting the "Open location" box in Netscape, then
    	double-clicking on your node::name in the Decterm session [which
    	immediately selects the Decterm session as the current window]
    	with the left button and then single-clicking in the "Open loc-
    	ation" box in Netscape with the right button.  The Netscape and
    	"Open location" boxes are re-selected as the current window when
    	I hit the right button, but nothing is inserted into the box.
    

    How about pasting with the middle button?
    
    Chris

    
    	I don't HAVE a middle button.  8^)
    
    	And I'm using /NODECW in Excursion on a PC.  John, will those
    	commands work in this case?
    

Since you're using excursion, my earlier comments about the VT320 emulator
apply.  You'll have to figure out what keys temporarily enable the mouse
locally on the DECterm, or put in the commands I mentioned so that you
can have Notes let go of the mouse.

/john

    
    	Well, I can use the mouse within an Excursion window, or even
    	cutting and pasting between Excursion windows, but it doesn't
    	seem to let me paste into Netscape.
    
    	This is from my other Excursion window:
    
    
    New mail on node SCUBA from BUSY::SLABOUNTY "Be gone - you have no
    powers here
    31-Oct-1995 1028" (10:29:11)
    New mail on node SCUBA from SOLVIT::KRAWIECKI    "Andy Krawiecki CSS
    Engineering
     264-0258" (10:30:18)
    
    
    	So I CAN cut/paste text.
    

    Windows can't handle the switch from one application to the other.

>    Windows can't handle the switch from one application to the other.

Really?

Get a Mac.

Or, if that's not the case (what is Mark using, who says it works), then
_try_what_I_told_you_.

Here is a way to try it.  At the notes prompt, type tpu set(mouse,off)
If it works, then do what I told you.

/john

    Notes/nodecw on a decterm session on WAHOO displayed on an AXP. Woiks
    fine.

    Windows is stupid.

Possibly the version of Notes on Wahoo isn't turning on the mouse in
NOTES/NODECWINDOWS.

Or Glenn could be right that Windoze doesn't support cut and paste from
one application to another.  Wouldn't surprise me, which is why I'm a
Mac bigot.

/john

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 """"       $$$$    "$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$"      o$$$
            "$$$o     """$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$"$$"         $$$
              $$$o          "$$""$$$$$$""""           o$$$
               $$$$o                 oo             o$$$"
                "$$$$o      o$$$$$$o"$$$$o        o$$$$
                  "$$$$$oo     ""$$$$o$$$$$o   o$$$$""
                     ""$$$$$oooo  "$$$o$$$$$$$$$"""
                        ""$$$$$$$oo $$$$$$$$$$
                                """"$$$$$$$$$$$
                                    $$$$$$$$$$$$
                                     $$$$$$$$$$"
                                       "$$$""""

               \|/ ____ \|/
                @~/ ,. \~@
               /_( \__/ )_\
               ~  \__U_/  ~

If you're using Notes/Nodecwindows, double click on this: 87.422

If the mouse is enabled, you'll switch to the smiley guy.

If not, then the mouse isn't enabled (or your terminal emulator doesn't
support VT320 mouse commands).

To find out which, type TPU SET(MOUSE,ON) at the notes prompt.  If that
makes clicking on 87.422 switch you to the smiley guy, then the default
in your version of Notes is not "mouse on".  If not, then your terminal
emulator doesn't support mouse commands.

/john

    
>To find out which, type TPU SET(MOUSE,ON) at the notes prompt.  If that
>makes clicking on 87.422 switch you to the smiley guy, then the default
>in your version of Notes is not "mouse on".  If not, then your terminal
>emulator doesn't support mouse commands.
    
    	Yes, this worked.  So I can't cut/paste to Netscape?
    

    Nope you can't if you're running windoze.

>    	Yes, this worked.  So I can't cut/paste to Netscape?

But did it work (clicking on 87.422) _before_ you typed the SET command?

Does typing TPU SET(MOUSE,OFF) make cut and paste work again?

Does Windows _really_ not have cut and paste between applications, or is
there some special menu you have to pull down or option you have to set?

Is Windows _really_ that limited?

/john

    As soon as you click on the other application, widows completely
    forgets what the previous one was doing.

Brain dead.  Glad I've got Macs.

/john

    
    	I had to do the "SET MOUSE" command in order for the mouse to
    	send me to the other entry when clicking on the note number.
    

Then I guess Glenn is right; Windoze is not ready for prime time.

    I think NT can do it or '95.

    Scandals of the Clinton Administration:
        http://www.grapevinenews.com/swsn/whitewat/scandal.html

    SlobBounty,
    
    Being a Lynx surfer, (speed) but a excursion guy, do a little 
    detective work.  I can cut and paste fine all over the place.
    Cut the URL into a DECterm, or notepad deal... then cut&paste it
    from there into netscape.
    
    What node are you running netscape from?  BUSY:: or someplace else?
    That's probably why cut&paste isn't working.
    
    MadMike

    
    	Netscape is installed on the PC, so it doesn't use BUSY at all.
    

    Geee, doesn't anybody listen? MS Windows is stupid!

Hey, what does it mean when Mosaic says:

Unrecognized command verb - check validity and spelling
 \XV\

or

SOCKS:SendDst:readdata loop #0: Errno=35, count=-1, bytes_read=0, size=1, buf+br
=0|
 : I/O stream empty

?

    It means you can't look at those porno GIFs.

    
    	$ COPY BUSY::BUSY_USR08:[SLABOUNTY]XV.EXE *
    
    	And add to your LOGIN.COM:
    
    	$ XV :== $SYS$LOGIN:XV
    
    	and then @LOGIN
    

    

    >> It means you can't look at those porno GIFs.
    
    And anyway, all of the "celebrity nudes" are faked, so
    you're not missing anything...
    
    Chris

     So who's Alicia Silverstone, anyway? :-)

    
    	She was the psycho in "The Crush", and she was in a new movie	
    	just this year, but I forgot what that one was called.  Oh,
    	was it "Clueless"?
    
    	[If you were kidding, Doc, maybe someone else doesn't recog-
    	nize the name and this will help jog a few brain cells.]
    

    
    	And, BTW, where'd you see her?
    
    	I'm just wondering because I'd love to read the informative
    	article that no doubt resides with the existing picture.
    

    <--- You missed a two thirds satanic snarf.

    >And, BTW, where'd you see her?
    
     I didn't. But there are tons of posts in the alt groups regarding her
    pix, so I wondered who she was.

    
    	RE: Glenn
    
    	I miss ALL the snarfs, because I have better things to do than
    	look for them.
    
    
    	RE: Doc
    
    	Oh, OK ... I guess I'll have to go snooping around.
    

    A digital guide to Canada's national capital region.
    
    http://www.digimark.net/iatech/tour/
    

    
    	Ooooh, boy.  I think I'll stay late and read it.
    

Shawn, you fountain of knowledge you.

I'm running now. As soon as I read your note, I realized what it was trying
to do. Like, DUH.

I already had XV, BTW, so I just set the pointer to it.

(Sorry no fake nudies, I wanted to look at satellite weather photos)

    
	>(Sorry no fake nudies, I wanted to look at satellite weather photos)
    
    	Yeah, and I look at "Playboy" for the informative articles.
    
    	8^)
    

    
    But do you flush after?
    
    -b

    
    	The articles are never THAT good.
    

    <--- Haven't you ever found a Playboy magazine on the sidewalk
    and pick it up only to discover all of the articles had been cut out?

    .449
    
    Sounds like someone from Uxbridge would say.

    
    	Well, as you know, they roll up the sidewalks AND the roads at
    	7:30PM, so if I leave later than 6:45 I can't get back home
    	anyways.
    
    	8^)
    

    >Sounds like someone from Uxbridge would say.
    
     Say what?!!

    
    	Doc, that sounds like something someone from Texas would say, eh?
    
    	You gotta learn to translate Texish to English on the fly.
    
    	8^)
    

	http://www.bistrotinternet.fr/

	http://www-leland.stanford.edu/~rosesage/Muppet.htm

<---that has Jim Henderson's picture, right? :-)

    http://www.uto.dec.com:80/TECHNICAL/      
	

http://www.intac.com/~dimitri/dh/deoxy.html

	loaded with resources, although a bit strange.
	visually stunning in high resolution w/millions of colors
	(not the same in 256 pseudo-color)

    
    Cyberspace Rights:
    
    http://www.eff.org
    
    http://snyside.sunnyside.com/home
    
    http://spare.toad.com/CAF
    
    http://epic.org/SEA
    
    http://www.panix.com/sea
    
    http://sun.soci.niu.edu/~cudigest
    

http://www.Nashville.Net/speedtrap/

	http://www.mcs.com/~dougp/baby.html

    
    	Very smutty stuff, so skip this if you're easily offended:
    
    	[Some of this stuff is VERY in-your-face, if you'll pardon
    	 the pun.]
    
    
    
    	http://www.hotsex.com/samples.html/
    

	http://www.ustreas.gov/treasury/bureaus/irs/irs.html

	http://www.tcm.org/

    http://wolf.co.net/spamgift/index.html
    
    Chris

    
    http://www.peelpolice.gov/seen.html
    
    cyberwanted poster seeking a vicious sexual predator
    

    
    http://altavista.pa.dec.com
    
    What a great search engine.
    

    re: Note 87.472 by POWDML::HANGGELI
    
    *** THAT IS DIGITAL CONFIDENTIAL ****
    
    It is also awesome.

    
    Well, this *is* a confidential Digital-only notes file, isn't it?
    
    

    That's right, but if someone saw your note and then jumped out onto
    the net and started blabber mouthing about it, that'd be a bad deal.
                                                                   

    They'd still have to get through the firewall...

    
    And it does say on the page that it's Digital Confidential...

    Well, at least it's not High School Confidential.

A fine movie.

	
	Interactive Model Railroad.

	http://rr-vs.informatik.uni-ulm.de/rr

    Dick Assman:
    
    http://www.cbc.ca/undercurrents/dick.html

    
    I'm weeing myself laughing 8^).
    
    

    
    	Depends.

	Here is an interesting page that I was pointed to (thanks deb!)



                  http://www.xnet.com/~jjy/RRR/cameron.html

    Klingon Phrasebook:
    
    http://web.apertus.com/cgi-bin/kling

    
    http://hyperreal.com/drugs/psychedelics/leary/psychedelic.html
    

    http://www.seas.gwu.edu:80/graphics/ProcTexCourse/RoboBar.jpg

    
    for mz_debra:
    
    http://www.241pizza.com/
    

    For those among the masses who want to construct a five-pointed star as
    a Christmas tree topper:
    
    http://www.zk3.dec.com/~binder/pentagon.html

    Or if you're planning a rooster sacrifice on the feast of Beltane.
    Eye of Newt anyone?

www.cs.cmu.edu/afs/andrew/usr23/dt2i/www/home.html

	http://www.durex.com/heal.html

    
    http:://www.cuug.ab.ca:8001/VT/h-s-i-b-j.html

    http://www.nada.kth.se/~nv91-asa/atomic.html

    
    Curiously, ground zero, where everything is vaporized, has a 98%
    casualty rate.
    
    I'd like to meet the individual who can survive vaporization.
    

    Rush Limbaugh is usually in the vapor phase along with 99.99% of the
    politicians.

    RE: .496

>    Curiously, ground zero, where everything is vaporized, has a 98%
>    casualty rate.
>    
>    I'd like to meet the individual who can survive vaporization.

    One of the more interesting courses that I took in college was a
    "Nuclear Waste Management" course.  Of the things that was brought up
    in the class was that there was a fall-out shelter underneath the 
    bridge that was used as ground zero at either Hiroshima or Nagasaki (I
    can't remember which).  There was a 12-year old girl in the shelter
    that survived.

    Also interesting to note, the bridge at ground zero also survived the
    blast.  Examining the metal stress fractures on the bridge, engineers
    determined that the bridge was forced to ground level by the blast and
    then bounced back up into place.

    From the web site:

>    At one time, during the early days of The Atomic Age, it was a popular
>    notion that one day atomic bombs would one day be used in mining
>    operations and perhaps aid in the construction of another Panama Canal. 
>    Needless to say, it never came about.  

    They actually performed a test for digging another Panama Canal at the
    Nevada Test Site.  The concept was to denotate the bomb at an altitude
    that was cause the most amount of earth excavation; left a pretty big
    crater.

    -- Dave

>    They actually performed a test for digging another Panama Canal at the
>    Nevada Test Site.

Another Panama Canal would have to be pretty long if the route ran through
Nevada.

    http://www.winellc.com/

>Another Panama Canal would have to be pretty long if the route ran through
>Nevada.

Would you believe one of my forbears was on the design project?

    what did the other three bears do?

    
    Are you saying the canal had Goldilocks?
    
    -b

| <<< Note 87.502 by SMURF::WALTERS >>>

| what did the other three bears do?

	They took a dump in the woods

    
    > Are you saying the canal had Goldilocks?
    
    or maybe Goldilocks had....uuummm never mind...
    

    .498
    
    > fallout shelter underneath the
    > bridge that was used as ground zero at either Hiroshima or Nagasaki
    
    Given that the Japanese had no idea a) that there was such a thing as
    fallout, or b) that the fallout they didn't know about would be deadly,
    I rather doubt this assertion.

He prolly meant air-raid shelter.

Almost certainly (conventional) bomb shelter of some sort.

There were also several American POWs very near ground zero in a prison cell.
Some survived long enough for the Japanese to take them out and show them
the devastated city telling them, "See what your country did!"  They later
died of radiation poisoning.

    RE: .506
>    > fallout shelter underneath the
>    > bridge that was used as ground zero at either Hiroshima or Nagasaki
>    
>    Given that the Japanese had no idea a) that there was such a thing as
>    fallout, or b) that the fallout they didn't know about would be deadly,
>    I rather doubt this assertion.

    Blast.  I meant bomb shelter.

    -- Dave

    www.scottland.com

This page is not about what you might think (notice two T's).  It's kind
of fun.  BTW - I'm campaigning for Fran ;-)

    RE .496
    
    An AA crew 1/4 mile from ground zero survived for ~3 days. They were
    'pretty bad'

    
    I was just commenting on the part of the web page which stated that
    in the centre of the blast zone, "everything" is vaporized, and the
    casualty rate is 98%.  If the casualty rate is 98%, then NOT
    "everything" is vaporized.
    
    That's all.
    

        There may be non corporeal beings in the center of the blast zone.

    
    Yes, and there may be anacephalic beings in the centre of the 'box zone.
    
       ___       ___  _________   ________  ___       ___
      /  /      /  / /  ___   / /  ___   / /   \     /  /
     /  /      /  / /  /  /  / /  /__/  / /  /\ \   /  / 
    /__/ ___  /  / /  /  /  / /  ___   / /  /  \ \ /  /
   ___  /  /_/  / /  /__/  / /  /  /  / /  /    \ \  /
  /__/ /_______/ /________/ /__/  /__/ /__/      \__/
       

That's rather blasphemous of you, don't you think?

    
    <head hung in shame>
    

    
    re: .515
    
    >That's rather blasphemous of you, don't you think?
    
    
    
    Jack,
    
     Isn't that term reserved for deity???

   
   http://www.mgmua.com/wildbill
   
   This was in the paper's advert for the movie.  It's parent page 
   (http://www.mgmua.com/) is pretty good.

    
    http://www.dct.com/whats_new/AOL.html
    

    .509
    
    > Blast.  I meant bomb shelter.
    
    Better watch it, then, or edp will get you for imprecision in your use
    of the language.

    .510
    
    > www.scottland.com
    
    This entry will not be picked up by the robots that stick these URLs
    into the Soapbox Web page.  Please edit and repost to make it read:
    
    http://www.scottland.com
    
    TYVM

    
    	Since you already did repost it in the correct format, why ask
    	that it be done again?
    

 why not?

    
    	Hey, don't answer a question with a question!!
    

 How come?

   .520  yes.  unlike richard, myself, or several others, who would 
	 never _dream_ of calling you on such a thing. ;>

    RE: .520

>    > Blast.  I meant bomb shelter.
>    
>    Better watch it, then, or edp will get you for imprecision in your use
>    of the language.

    My problem is growing up in the nuclear age.  My mind equates bomb
    shelter with fall-out shelter.  Of course there would be differences
    between a pre-nuclear age bomb shelter and a cold war era fall out
    shelter.

    I appreciate you keeping me honest.

    -- Dave

    
    >I appreciate you keeping me honest.
    >
    >-- Dave
    
    
    	What Dave really meant by this is "Just stick it, why don't
    	you.  You know perfectly well what I meant".
    

    .527
    
    > differences
    > between a pre-nuclear age bomb shelter and a cold war era fall out [sic]
    > shelter.
    
    Last pre-nuke bomb shelter I saw was built right on top of the Red
    Canyon fault in southwestern Montana.  Until August 17, 1959, it was
    probably safe.  After then, the big 20-foot ditch that an earthquake
    put through the middle of it probably rendered it a less than totally
    effective shelter.

    I finally checked out the SOAPBOX web page. Who is that guy who is
    trying to pass himself off as Dick Binder??  :)

    
    
    Probably some guy who thinks that women "drool" all over him...
    
    ;) ;)
    

How does one get one's picture onto the page? File formats are
specified, but no instructions as to what to do with them.

Pete

Send the image file to someone who's volunteered to author HTML files
(Dick, myself, others?) and we'll see that Dick gets the files and/or
pointers to link in. If you haven't an image file, but do have a pic,
send that to someone who's volunteered to scan images (Tom, myself, others?)
and we'll put it online.

I should be able to scan color pictures, too, by sometime tomorrow.

My new scanner arrived a day early, but missing several components
(SCSI cable and software) which were supposed to be included.  Good
thing it came a day early, because I _think_ I've been able to raise
enough cane (Caine, as in mutiny?) to get MacMall to ship a cable
and Epson to ship the software overnight tonight.

/john

           <<< BACK40::BACK40$DKA500:[NOTES$LIBRARY]SOAPBOX.NOTE;1 >>>
                          -< Soapbox.  Just Soapbox. >-
================================================================================
Note 17.10256                Things To Wonder About               10256 of 10261
SMURF::BINDER "Eis qui nos doment uescimur."         11 lines   8-DEC-1995 11:19
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    I will scan pictures sent to me.  Mailstop is ZKO3-3/Y32.  Enclose your
    picture in a business envelope, together with a note detailing your
    preferred DECnet address, your DTN, your mailstop, and your cube
    address.  Look at Mz_Debra's or 'tine's or raq's pages on the Soapbox
    home page to see how I want this info.
    
    Seal the envelope and write "DIGITAL PERSONAL - TO BE OPENED BY
    ADDRESSEE ONLY on it.
    
    Put the envelope into an interoffice envelope.  Let me know if you want
    your picture back.

    
    http://www.safesurf.com/cyberangels
    
    "We are an all-volunteer Internet patrol and monitoring project started
    by senior members of the world-famous International Alliance of
    Guardian Angels, whose HQ is in New York City.  [Our] mission is to 
    be a cyberspace `Neighbourhood Watch'."
    

    
    Nizkor Project:
    
    http://www.almanac.bc.ca
    
    Online refutation of holocaust deniers.
    

    .535
    
    >     Seal the envelope and write "DIGITAL PERSONAL - TO BE OPENED BY
    >     ADDRESSEE ONLY on it.
    
    ...then send it to Westminster, Maryland.
    

http://www.qualcomm.com/people/pkarn/export/
http://www.qualcomm.com/people/pkarn/export/memorandum.html

Phil Karn takes the government to court over exporting cryptography

http://www.3am-software.com/

My own personal spot on the Web.  It's fairly empty (considering it was
just created today) but hopefully it'll be getting more populated as
time goes on.

New picture added to this page:

http://bulova.zko.dec.com/group/covert/more.html

/john

    http://www.rahul.net/dttd/index.html
    
    Hundreds of rare videos of TV shows from the 1950's and 1960's.
    
    If you're a fortyish type like me who loves the "good old days", and
    especially "good old TV", then beware, you could get lost in here.
    
    I could easily buy their entire inventory of old TV shows and
    spend the next several years watching nothing but these, and doing
    nothing but this.  But at some point you have to move on.  I have
    a few of these kind of videos at home, and when I watch them, I end
    up feeling simultaneously happy and sad.
    
    bb take note, there are "Mama" episodes available here.  See the
    "Comedy" page in their catalog...
    
    Chris

Now you can tell all your friends about it:

	http://www.altavista.digital.com/

I'm not yet sure of the exact relationship to the "secret" internal prototype:

	http://altavista.pa.dec.com/

/john

	I think deb listed them before.... I know that's where I got it from.

    
    	Glen, Deb listed the 1st entry, which was "internal confidential"
    	[of sorts] at the time.
    
    	Notice the slight difference between the 1st and 2nd URL's.
    

	What's the difference in the search capabilities? 

    
    	Probably nothing, but that wasn't the reason Covert posted the
    	new location.
    

I posted it because now you can tell all your friends about it.

Before, you couldn't (unless all your friends work for DEC).

/john

	Thanks for the clarification, John.

	http://quince.tay.dec.com/www/silva/glen.html is another interesting
page. It's always under contruction, but it's set for now.



Glen

    
    http://www.igc.apc.org/fair/
    

    Would y'all mind putting a brief description of the subject of each URL
    so I can decide whether I want to take the time to type in the URL to
    see it.
    
    Thanks,
    
    Bob

Wow, Bob! I thought _I_ was the impatient/lazy one - not wanting to take
the time to wait for the response from the World's Waiting Web.

    re: .553
    
    Jack, I can do something else while I'm waiting on the network.  I
    can't do anything else while I'm typing in the URL.  Sometimes I can
    figure out what something is from the URL, for example,
    http://www.clinton.com.truths/, which I can safely ignore as I know
    there will simply be an empty page when I get there :-).  But,
    something like, http://www.zosd.cios.gggh.p.ed.wmxy.frmp/, I haven't
    got a clue and am not about to spend the time to type it in, only to
    find out that it's the web page for women who are sexually excited by
    snow and ice :-)
    
    Bob

    
    Well, Bob, I modified the title of .551 fer ya.  :^)
    

    re: .555
    
    Thanks !Joan!
    
    Bob

re: "while I'm typing in the URL"

How about copy and paste?

    
    	Pete, not all of us can cut/paste URL's.
    
    	It just doesn't work.
    

re .550

Glen: altavista is not a "Web Browser"; it's a web search engine.

Examples of "Web Browsers" are Netscape, Mosaic, and LYNX.

/john

    .559> -< Why no pix, Glen? >-
    
    So he doesn't have to hear you asking "Aww Glen...  Why are you ALWAYS
    so "in-your-face"??"
    
    :-)
    

MAYNARD, MASSACHUSETTS, U.S.A., 1995 DEC 15 (NB) -- As a "holiday 
gift to the Internet," Digital Equipment Corp. today started 
offering free public access on the Web to the company's new 
Altavista "super spider" and indexing technology, billed as up to 
100 times faster than other Web search engines, said Digital's 
Alan Jennings and Louis Monier, in a conference call with 
Newsbytes.  

The Alpha-based Altavista is able to search and index up to 2.5 
million pages per day, according to Jennings, who is Digital's 
manager of advanced technology business development. In internal 
use at Digital over the past few weeks, the super spider has 
already searched some 60 million pages, or about half of the Web, 
he contended.  

In contrast, Lycos has only searched about 7 million Web pages, 
and the World Wide Web Worm, its closest competitor, about 3 
million pages, added Monier, who leads the research team at 
Digital that created Altavista.  

Altavista's search speeds are made possible by the ability of the 
super spider to algorithmically "breed" batches of smaller Web 
crawlers, together with the use of Alpha processing power and 
high-speed ATM (asynchronous transfer mode) networks, according 
to the two Digital officials.  

The new Altavista Web site also offers other capabilities that 
are hard to find elsewhere on the Web, Monier maintained. For one 
thing, users can search not just for text, but for hotlinks on 
the Web, "so they can see what other Web pages are pointing to 
their pages."  

In addition, Digital is posting copies of actual UseNet news 
pages on the Altavista site, for direct access by the many end 
users who do not have the "set-up" to access these pages directly 
themselves.  

The Altavista software, developed at Digital's Palo Alto research 
labs, consists of two components, Newsbytes was told. The super 
spider itself resides on a "small" Alpha server, whereas a large 
SMP (symmetric multiprocessor) Alpha 8400 Turbolaser is used to 
host the Web site and to perform indexing.  

From the smaller Alpha, the large spider dispatches members of 
its brood to multiple sites throughout the Web. But, said Monier, 
to prevent search delays, or latency, the smaller crawlers are 
only allowed to search about 1,000 pages at a time on any one Web 
site. "We then give that site a rest for a few weeks."  

Joked Jennings: "So it is a polite spider, too." Currently, 
Altavista is being run with the use of two processors on the 
Turbolaser SMP machine, Jennings noted. "But the machine is 
designed to be configured with up to eight processors, and up to 
96 Turbolasers can be clustered together."  

Digital, he added, is offering free access to the Altavista Web 
search and indexing technology as a way of obtaining public 
evaluation and feedback.  

"We're also interested in establishing business partnerships 
around Altavista," he acknowledged. Thirdly, Digital expects that 
Altavista will help to "showcase Alpha's high horsepower," 
according to the Digital manager.  

Digital has not yet decided how Altavista will be employed 
commercially. "But it will probably have some very unique 
business uses in the future," Jennings reported.  

Monier told Newsbytes that, during the several weeks of internal 
use, Altavista was accessed by about 10,000 users within Digital. 
"Usually, they looked up references to themselves or their 
families first. Then they tried to find old friends and college 
roommates," he explained. Digital employees also used Altavista 
to find information about the Web, conduct market research, and 
look up facts about travel destinations.  

Analysts were strongly impressed with Altavista's search and 
indexing power. "At 2.5 million pages a day, Digital's 
specifications are really hi-test,'" said Greg Kline, director, 
Network Integration and Management Research, at the Business 
Research Group.  

"Altavista is like a spider on steroids," agreed Jim Green, an 
analyst at Summit Strategies. "I was expecting to see something 
(on the Altavista Web page) like, `Caution. You're using an 
Alpha. You might burn your fingers.' But there's none of that 
kind of self-promotion," the analyst told Newsbytes.  

You can access Digital's new Altavista Web page at 
http://www.altavista.digital.com .  

(Jacqueline Emigh/19951215/Reader Contact: Digital Equipment 
Corp., 508-493-5111; Press Contact: Sarah Miller, Digital, 508- 
264-6673)  
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| <<< Note 87.559 by COVERT::COVERT "John R. Covert" >>>


| Glen: altavista is not a "Web Browser"; it's a web search engine.

	Thanks, John.... I can be a bonehead sometimes. :-)

| -< Why no pix, Glen? >-

	I haven't found one I like yet. This may take some time. But there will
be one....eventually. :-)


Glen

| <<< Note 87.560 by DRDAN::KALIKOW "DIGITAL=DEC; Reclaim the Name&Glory!" >>>

| So he doesn't have to hear you asking "Aww Glen...  Why are you ALWAYS
| so "in-your-face"??"

	Dan..... I'm NOT going to put THAT picture in. :-)

    
    http://www.grapevine.com/warhol/warhol.htm

        http://www.st-and.ac.uk/~www_sa/personal/dfgt/haggisland.html
        
        

    What the hell is a Haggii?!
    
    This is copied from the Haggii Homepageand it didn't help me at all:
    
    Numerous types of haggii abound in the highlands, mainly the common
    haggii, but the sea haggii can be found in the North sea and it's cousin 
    the freshwater haggii in some Scottish lochs. The Prehistoric haggii has 
    been extinct since the Mesozoic Age along with the rest of the dinosaurs. 
    It is believed that the Death's Head Haggii has eventually been made
    extinct in Scotland, due to the Removal of Poisonous Haggii Act (1863).
    This act was brought in due to the large numbers of deaths of sheep, cows 
    and other livestocks farmers in Scotland suffered. A human bitten bt the 
    Death's Head Haggis very rarely dies but is just very nauseous or, in 
    extreme cases falls into a coma. The Vietnamese pot-bellied haggii is also 
    now extinct due to the defoliation in vietnam by the Americans during the 
    Vietnam war. 
    
         Common Haggii - Haggis haggis 
         Mountain Haggii - Haggis montanus 
         Sea Haggii - Haggis maritimus 
         Freshwater Haggii - Haggis aquarius 
         Prehistoric Haggii - Haggisaurus Rex 
         Death's Head Haggii - Haggis mortiferens 
         Vietnamese Pot-bellied Haggii - Haggis arboricus 
    

        Haggii - the family of Haggis. Native to the country of Scotland
        and well described throughout history.  Seldom seen or
        appreciated in the USA.
        
        &y
        

    Handled best as toxic waste.

Served best with plenty of sauce.

    
    Keep the haggis; I'll take the sauce.
    
    

        Sauce is good too, but wine snots wouldn't appreciate it,
        methinks... ;*)    
    

    
    Oh, I'm ok then.  I'm only a wine _bigot_.
    
    

    >>               -< Yum yum eat 'em up; eat 'em up, Yum! >-
    
    The PC Police regret to inform you that the "Borneo Man" is no longer
    acceptable, not even an obscure indirect reference to such. :-)
    
    Chris

    A nice bottle of Entre Deux Jambres would appeal to me right now.

    
    	I've brought a box of wine to share....
    
    

    
    
    http://www.liberty.com/home/emplehod/politics.htm

    1) that's "Jambes"
    2) best container for THAT 'un is not a bottle, but DEFINITELY a box.
    
    hth, nnttm.
    
    |-{:-)
    

    
    
    http://www.ecst.csuchico.edu:80/~rodmur/sca/

    
    This is too cool:
    
    http://www.intellicast.com/weather/bos/bref1.gif
    
    

    Translation dictionaries:
    
    http://acm-www.creighton.edu/NCW/references.html

    re .561:
    
    Altavista was given "Cool Site of the Day" status today.
    

    We must learn, little cybernauts, not to confuse our new sensory
    modalities.  You can tell radar because the data tend to fade out at
    horizon-of-visibility distances, and because of the little circular
    artifacts caused by digitizing the circular sweeps of the beam. 
    Satellite data, OTOH, are far more likely to be labeled IR or Visible,
    and to have those nifty lines-on-the-ground added to real images,
    rather than over gray nothingness.  Radar provides only signal,
    satellite both ground and its cover, the latter being the interesting
    part.
    
    Class dismissed.
    
    |-{:-)
    

    
    I didn't understand a word of that, but I stand duly corrected 8^).
    
    

    re: .557
    
    Won't work from a VT320 to a PC:-(
    
    Now if I could figure out why eXcursion stopped working on my VAX/PC 6
    months ago, I could do away with the VT320.
    
    Bob

    > Now if I could figure out why eXcursion stopped working on my VAX/PC
    > 6 months ago, I could do away with the VT320.
    
    I'll bring the hammer and do the honors when you're ready.
    
    

Drinking Happy Bird and the Dancing Coke Can Chorus:

	http://www.research.digital.com/nsl/projects/dhb/dhb.html

/john

	Btw..... if anyone would like to read Judy's report.... you can see it
through my homepage...which you can get to through the soapbox homepage. 



Glen

    Gen, what's your home page address?

| <<< Note 87.588 by MKOTS3::JMARTIN "I press on toward the goal" >>>

| Gen, what's your home page address?

	Who is Gen?


	http://quince@tay.com/www/silva/glen.html


	Or you can get there through the soapbox homepage.