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Conference back40::soapbox

Title:Soapbox. Just Soapbox.
Notice:No more new notes
Moderator:WAHOO::LEVESQUEONS
Created:Thu Nov 17 1994
Last Modified:Fri Jun 06 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:862
Total number of notes:339684

86.0. "Oxymorons" by ASDG::HORTON (Paving the info highway with silicon) Mon Nov 21 1994 19:24

    
    O.K., folks, let's have 'em...
    
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86.1Federal budgetASDG::HORTONPaving the info highway with siliconMon Nov 21 1994 19:251
    
86.2Jumbo shrimpGAAS::BRAUCHERMon Nov 21 1994 19:431
    
86.3military intelligence, educated liberalSUBPAC::SADINgeneric, PC personal name.Mon Nov 21 1994 19:440
86.4How about some *new* stuff?ASDG::HORTONPaving the info highway with siliconMon Nov 21 1994 19:527
    Re .2:
          
    Hey, none of this recycled git from the old Soapbox.
    We want some new material, reflective of our new political era
    of responsible republicanism (...er, did I just make one up?...).
    
    -Jerry
86.5Sober KennedyRICKS::TOOHEYMon Nov 21 1994 20:071
    
86.6Celibate KennedyMPGS::MARKEYSenses Working OvertimeMon Nov 21 1994 20:091
    
86.7Lifeguard KennedyNETCAD::WOODFORDAgeIsA NumberAndMine'sUnlisted.Mon Nov 21 1994 20:101
    
86.8Skinny KennedyNETCAD::WOODFORDAgeIsA NumberAndMine'sUnlisted.Mon Nov 21 1994 20:101
    
86.9Defecit ReductionNETCAD::WOODFORDAgeIsA NumberAndMine'sUnlisted.Mon Nov 21 1994 20:112
    
    
86.10Prosecutable KennedyMPGS::MARKEYSenses Working OvertimeMon Nov 21 1994 20:111
    
86.11my dog is...CSC32::J_OPPELTOracle-boundMon Nov 21 1994 20:241
    	Pretty ugly
86.12SMURF::BINDERvitam gustareMon Nov 21 1994 21:471
    new soapbox
86.13POWDML::CKELLYA Tin Cup For a ChaliceMon Nov 21 1994 22:203
    decent man
    
    {i'm ducking}
86.14HAAG::HAAGRode hard. Put up wet.Mon Nov 21 1994 22:336
Note 86.13 by POWDML::CKELLY
    
    >>decent man
    
   AHEM!!! here i am baby. i can be bought for as little as a plane ticket
    and a hot meal.
86.15a few..DELNI::SHOOKclinton has been newt-ralizedTue Nov 22 1994 06:0513
    conservative democrat
    
    honest kennedy
    
    airline safety
    
    commander-in-chief clinton
    
    politically correct
    
    tax cut
    
    
86.16back at ya, Tine :')GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERTue Nov 22 1994 11:224
    
    
    
    Reasonable woman
86.17POWDML::CKELLYA Tin Cup For a ChaliceTue Nov 22 1994 11:243
    touche!
    
    gene is the exception to the rule, he's more'n decent :-))))										
86.18ROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150 kts. is TOO slow!Tue Nov 22 1994 11:241
ethical Digital
86.19the exception to a ruleBRUMMY::WILLIAMSMBorn to grepTue Nov 22 1994 11:302
     
    
86.20BIGQ::SILVAMemories.....Tue Nov 22 1994 13:344
                             -< Lifeguard Kennedy >-

    
	SCREAM!!!!!!  Terrie, that is PERFECT!
86.21MKOTS3::SCANLONoh-oh. It go. It gone. Bye-bye.Tue Nov 22 1994 13:498
    Honest Politician
    Moderate Republican
    Managed Care
    Equal Opportunity
    Government Ethics
    Religious Freedom
    Tax Relief
    
86.22HAAG::HAAGRode hard. Put up wet.Tue Nov 22 1994 17:213
    >>gene is the exception to the rule, he's more'n decent :-))))										
    
    what a gal!!
86.23If you use DEC RALLY you'll know what it is...CSC32::J_OPPELTOracle-boundTue Nov 22 1994 18:271
    	Childless parent
86.24speaking of RALLYPENUTS::DDESMAISONStoo few argsTue Nov 22 1994 18:293
 easy-to-use 4GL

86.25SMURF::BINDERvitam gustareTue Nov 22 1994 18:332
    well, di, that language is, i believe, no longer one of digital's big
    rallying cries.
86.26GMT1::TEEKEMAClass Clown &amp; Box Jester...%^)Tue Nov 22 1994 18:332
	Digital Consulting.
86.27PENUTS::DDESMAISONStoo few argsTue Nov 22 1994 18:415
>>    well, di, that language is, i believe, no longer one of digital's big
>>    rallying cries.

	mmm yes, what a pity.  such a joy to work with.

86.28Postal ServiceOAW::MILLERHE WHO DIES W/ MOST TOYS, STILL DIESWed Nov 23 1994 20:001
    
86.29Portable SQLDECWET::LOWEBruce Lowe, DECwest Eng., DTN 548-8910Wed Nov 23 1994 21:200
86.30salary....increase?BSS::R_LOGANWed Nov 23 1994 21:211
    
86.31DNEAST::RICKER_STEVEWed Nov 23 1994 21:265
    	Re .30
    
    	Let's not get totally ridiculous now.  
    						
    					:')
86.32career planningHAAG::HAAGRode hard. Put up wet.Thu Nov 24 1994 20:021
    
86.33computer professionalsPENUTS::DDESMAISONStoo few argsTue Nov 29 1994 15:000
86.34Software EngineersMPGS::MARKEYBill Clinton: recognizable obscenityTue Nov 29 1994 15:021
    
86.35Great BritainPCBUOA::LEFEBVREPCBU Asia/Pacific MarketingTue Nov 29 1994 15:421
    
86.36Careful, she's got HMS VanguardTNPUBS::JONGSteveTue Nov 29 1994 16:061
    Instand respect 8^)
86.37DCU CD nameUSAT05::BENSONTue Nov 29 1994 16:292
    
    Mini-Jumbo
86.38That oxymoron is great stuffNEMAIL::SCOTTKMy multiple extremities: O:) &gt;:&gt; :P +:)Wed Nov 30 1994 13:444
    Ya, I have some oxymoron at home.  I usually need it right after a pizza 
    with the works. *<8o)
    
    (8-o 
86.39SECOP1::CLARKThu Dec 01 1994 19:371
    tasty liver
86.40POLAR::RICHARDSONThu Dec 01 1994 19:381
    <--- I disagree.
86.41JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeThu Dec 01 1994 21:391
    Me too!  Liver and onions smothered in gravy are one of my faves!
86.42ODIXIE::CIAROCHIOne Less DogThu Dec 01 1994 23:3812
    Yes, liver is very tasty.  Smells bad, too.  
    
    I wunst traveled very much, and refined my eating habits down to two
    rules.
    
    		No Tripe.
    		No Liver.
    
    After dining in a Brazilian/Portugese restaurant in NYC, I was tempted
    to add oxtails, but I found that avoiding that kind of food in general
    worked better.
                  
86.43JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeFri Dec 02 1994 01:454
    -1
    
    That is the wurst thing you could have said!
    
86.44CSLALL::HENDERSONDig a little deeperFri Dec 02 1994 12:103

 <------baloney!
86.45BIGQ::SILVAMemories.....Fri Dec 02 1994 12:427


	No, baloney is good. Liver smells and tastes BAD! I don't care how much
gravy and onions you use to hide it, it's baaaad! Of course if one had david
crosby's liver to eat, once they got past the taste, they could have quite the
high....
86.46POLAR::RICHARDSONFri Dec 02 1994 12:475
    I don't like it with gravy.
    
    I do like liver pan fried on high heat with lots of garlic and canjun
    seasoning, lots of onions and green peppers and cruched chillies. With
    lots of rice. Yeeeeuuuuummmmmmmmaaaaayyyyyyyyy.
86.47POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of PerditionFri Dec 02 1994 12:522
    
    I like chicken livers only.
86.48POLAR::RICHARDSONFri Dec 02 1994 12:544
    I could change yer mind. If you like chicken livers, beef ones done
    right are very good.

    Glenn
86.49USAT05::BENSONFri Dec 02 1994 12:575
    
    i like all liver, myself.  a helping of fava beans on the side is
    nirvana.
    
    jeff
86.50CSLALL::HENDERSONDig a little deeperFri Dec 02 1994 12:573

 I love chopped chicken liver sandwiches
86.51POLAR::RICHARDSONFri Dec 02 1994 12:571
    Your forgot the bottle of Chianti.
86.52MPGS::MARKEYThey got flannel up 'n' down 'emFri Dec 02 1994 14:3311
    Well... I've been told by a "food scientiest", Dr. Richard Beck, that
    people tend to prefer food that contains nutrients that they need...
    hence, the fact that more women like liver than men... they need the
    "iron"...
    
    I can't figure out what nutrient I'm lacking though that makes me so
    damn fond of Thai Spring Rolls and Chicken Satay, or, of that matter,
    what nutrients there are in Mai Tais that make me wanna drink 'em by
    the gallon...
    
    -b
86.53WAHOO::LEVESQUEwhat's the frequency, Kenneth?Fri Dec 02 1994 14:331
    why waste good wine with liver? eesh!
86.54JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeFri Dec 02 1994 15:195
    .52
    
    Monosodiumglutamate
    
    
86.55CONSLT::MCBRIDEaspiring peasantFri Dec 02 1994 15:405
    RE: Canjun seasonings...
    
    Are these Canadian Cajuns Or is that redundant historically speaking.  
    
    As for the Chianti, does it come in a box?  
86.56CSC32::J_OPPELTI'm an orca.Fri Dec 02 1994 15:409
    	Would it help any liver-lovers if I pointed out that the purpose
    	of the liver is to filter out toxins?
    
    	I also agree that liver has a lot of taste.  Problem for me is that 
    	it is a very bad taste.
    
    	Except for liverwurst.  I love that with spicy mustard,
    	horseradish, a bit of jalapeno, and dill pickles on the side.
    	I just avoid reading the label...
86.57POLAR::RICHARDSONFri Dec 02 1994 15:472
    No, Cajun is a Louisiana thing. Displaced Acadians. We still have
    Acadians up here though.
86.58Just a point gleaned from a PBS special!AQU027::HADDADFri Dec 02 1994 16:0111
>     <<< Note 86.54 by JULIET::MORALES_NA "Sweet Spirit's Gentle Breeze" >>>
>
>    .52
>    
>    Monosodiumglutamate
    
MSG is what remains in the bottom of a barrel after soy beans have been 
processed into several other dietary "things".

Bruce    

86.59Now give me back my snarf number!!!JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeFri Dec 02 1994 16:271
    :-)  I knew that! 
86.60SMURF::BINDERvitam gustareMon Dec 05 1994 17:228
    .56
    
    > Would it help any liver-lovers if I pointed out that the purpose
    > of the liver is to filter out toxins?
    
    the liver is not a single-purpose organ.  it does many things, among
    them producing bile, of which this file is entirely too full on
    occasion.
86.61Still trembling over the thought of liver.NEMAIL::SCOTTKMy multiple extremities: O:) &gt;:&gt; :P +:)Tue Dec 06 1994 11:408
    All this talk of liver is giving me LSD like flashbacks.  Someone
    mentioned cooking it in peppers and cajun spices, and it sounded like a
    good Idea.  It might be the recipe that will get me over my Liver
    Phobia.  What would you call the fear of liver?  Liveritus 
    
    
    Kimball
    
86.62WAHOO::LEVESQUEwhat's the frequency, Kenneth?Tue Dec 06 1994 14:303
    ]What would you call the fear of liver?
    
     Common sense? :-)
86.63GMT1::TEEKEMAHolly sheep dip Batman.....Tue Dec 06 1994 14:333
]What would you call the fear of liver?

	Chicken ......
86.64box "intellingencia"PENUTS::DDESMAISONStoo few argsTue Dec 06 1994 14:460
86.65Liver......blechhhhhhh!!!!DECLNE::REESEToreDown,I'mAlmostLevelW/theGroundTue Dec 06 1994 17:341
    
86.66ODIXIE::CIAROCHIOne Less DogThu Dec 08 1994 17:371
    "blechhhhhh!!!!" is the sound liver makes when you handle it...
86.67CTHU26::S_BURRIDGEThu Dec 08 1994 17:381
    "unbiased news source"
86.68ODIXIE::CIAROCHIOne Less DogFri Dec 09 1994 21:041
    Has somebody posted  "user friendly"  ?
86.69LXIX snarphCSSREG::BROWNKB1MZ FN42Mon Dec 12 1994 16:001
    soixante-neuf
86.70MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Mon Dec 12 1994 16:021
'Bless you.
86.71Good SNARFDASHER::RALSTONAin't Life Fun!Thu Dec 29 1994 20:464
Note 71.102                     Memorable quotes                      102 of 102
WAHOO::LEVESQUE "LAGNAF"                               1 line  29-DEC-1994 14:48
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     Good snarf?!! Take it to the oxymoron note.
86.72WAHOO::LEVESQUELAGNAFThu Jan 05 1995 13:231
    trustworthy journalist
86.73POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of EcstacyThu Jan 05 1995 13:462
    
    I dunno, they can't ALL be untrustworthy, can they?  ALL of them?
86.74rrrrrrightCSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanThu Jan 05 1995 13:473

 Well, the folks on the local channels say that they're there for *us*!
86.75POBOX::BATTISContract StudmuffinThu Feb 09 1995 18:484
    
    Software license tier simplification
    
    Mark
86.76NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Feb 09 1995 18:491
Nonsense!  It brings you to tears quicker and easier than it used to.
86.77A little Prozac and Valium can help, thoughDECLNE::REESEToreDown,I'mAlmostLevelW/theGroundFri Feb 10 1995 15:338
    Mr. Battis, Mr. Sacks,
    
    If ya'll can't understand our simplification, just call DEC-SALE,
    I'll explain it to ya :-)
    
    It really is fairly simple if your selling new licenses; if you're
    upgrading a VAX or migrating to Alpha, well that's another story :-)
    
86.78DIGITAL MARKETING! ;>MIMS::LESSER_MWho invented liquid soap and why?Thu Feb 16 1995 14:431
    
86.79Oh YerTROOA::TEMPLETONFri Mar 10 1995 23:525
    Good Honest Government
    
    Just heard some-one on TV say that.
    
    joan
86.80nice lawsuitPENUTS::DDESMAISONSno, i'm aluminuming 'um, mumTue Mar 14 1995 13:521
86.81Big bowl of fruitSOLVIT::KRAWIECKIYap! Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap!Tue Mar 14 1995 13:531
    
86.82fair trialWMOIS::GIROUARD_CTue Mar 14 1995 14:281
    
86.83BIGQ::SILVASquirrels R MeTue Mar 14 1995 16:244

	I thought most trials were fair. Never good or excellent, just fair or
poor.... :-)
86.84Feminist MajoritySOLVIT::KRAWIECKIYap! Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap!Fri Mar 17 1995 12:161
    
86.85HUMANE::BASEBALLBIGQ::SILVADiabloWed Apr 05 1995 13:510
86.86 efficient waste TROOA::COLLINSSilicon Chips: alphanumeric!Fri Jun 09 1995 15:261
    
86.87short-sleeved dress shirtSMURF::BINDERFather, Son, and Holy SpigotFri Jun 09 1995 16:551
    
86.88 purebred mutts TROOA::COLLINSAt the fingertips of gravity...Mon Jun 12 1995 16:121
    
86.89BUSY::SLABOUNTYTrouble with a capital 'T'Mon Jun 12 1995 16:315
    
    	You saw that too, huh?
    
    	They must be worth a whole lot of money being that pure.
    
86.90SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBe vewy caweful of yapping zebwasMon Jun 12 1995 17:394
    
    I think the purebred ad was trying to be humorous ala the VT180
    catbox...
    
86.91 vending machine coffee TROOA::COLLINSGreen Eggs and HamletTue Jun 13 1995 21:411
    
86.92CBHVAX::CBHLager LoutTue Jun 13 1995 21:473
don't knock it, it can caffeine in it!  :)

Chris.
86.94DEVLPR::DKILLORANM1A - The choice of champions !Wed Jun 14 1995 14:146
    <----
    
    Awwww, that just adds flavor, and protein probably.
    
    :-p
    Dan
86.95NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Jun 22 1995 19:311
Webster's Collegiate unabridged dictionary
86.96It's funny, 'cos it's true!LARVAE::CONFMGRI'm good, I am!Wed Jul 05 1995 15:417
    
    
    Digital Customer Services
    
    Caff
    
    
86.97arbitrary constantPENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Jul 05 1995 19:430
86.98Not exactly an oxymoron, but...CSC32::J_OPPELTHe said, 'To blave...'Wed Jul 05 1995 22:325
    	My kid found it amusing to realize that the fat-free sliced
    	turkey we were eating was sold by the company:
    
    
    	Butterball
86.99vigorous legislative debateDASHER::RALSTONcantwejustbenicetoeachother?:)Thu Jul 27 1995 23:162
                                 
    
86.100DASHER::RALSTONcantwejustbenicetoeachother?:)Thu Jul 27 1995 23:171
    OXYSNARF!!
86.101NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Aug 02 1995 17:301
Moderate Hamas leader.
86.102SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Thu Aug 03 1995 13:212
    
    Women's Rights Conference in China
86.103POLAR::RICHARDSONPrepositional MasochistThu Aug 03 1995 13:311
    Seems like Turkey would be even more moronish.
86.104NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Aug 03 1995 18:561
snarf culture
86.105DEVLPR::DKILLORANIt ain't easy, bein' sleezy!Mon Aug 07 1995 19:2011
    > > That's why they put state liquor stores on the borders and on
    > > the interstates. 
    >    
    > In Hookset, New Hampshire, Liquor Stores are found on I-93,
    > northbound or southbound, at the "Safety Rest Area".
    
    liquor Stores in a "Safety Rest Area"..... hhhmmmmm 
    
    :-)
    Dan
       
86.106DRDAN::KALIKOWCyberian Ambassador to DIGITALMon Aug 07 1995 19:552
    Any more obvious points to underscore...?
    
86.107therapeutic abortionSOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Wed Aug 09 1995 18:131
    
86.108POLAR::RICHARDSONThank You KindlyWed Aug 09 1995 18:252
    It's a term which differentiates between a spontaneous abortion and an
    induced one.
86.110WAHOO::LEVESQUEthe heat is onWed Aug 09 1995 19:045
    >   If you'll die without one, that makes it pretty damn theraputic.
    
     Therapeutic. NNTTM.
    
     I suspect, however, those aren't the only types being so categorized.
86.111POLAR::RICHARDSONThank You KindlyWed Aug 09 1995 19:072
    No it is not. All non spontaneous abortions are grouped into this
    category.
86.112ThinkSpeakSOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Wed Aug 09 1995 19:081
    
86.109{thank you, Mark}POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of SoupWed Aug 09 1995 19:114
    
    If you'll die without one, that makes it pretty damn therapeutic.
    
    
86.113POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of SoupWed Aug 09 1995 19:134
    
    I understand that.  I was responding to Andy's placement of the term
    "therapeutic abortion" in the Oxymoron topic.
    
86.114SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Wed Aug 09 1995 19:323
    
    I happen to think it is an oxymoron, so there!
    
86.115POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of SoupWed Aug 09 1995 20:0314
    
    Well, you're wrong, so THERE!
    
    
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86.116SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Wed Aug 09 1995 20:234
    
    
    Wipe your chin!!!!!
    
86.117TROOA::COLLINSCareful! That sponge has corners!Thu Aug 10 1995 00:2911
    
    Business Ethics
    
    
    
    JUST KIDDING, JOHN!!!!
    
    ;^)
    
    (good luck with the new conference)
    
86.118SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Thu Aug 10 1995 17:447
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POLAR::RICHARDSON "Thank You Kindly"                  3 lines  10-AUG-1995 13:27
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    You're going to commit bla bla bla on my virgin body?
    
    I'm Meeeeeeeeeeelllllltiiiiiiiing!
86.119Action by the UN...SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Tue Aug 29 1995 21:571
    
86.120BOXORN::HAYSSome things are worth dying forWed Aug 30 1995 17:231
Go sit on top of a Bosnian Serb ammo dump.
86.121SMURF::BINDERNight's candles are burnt out.Wed Aug 30 1995 17:253
    .120
    
    That's NATO, not the UN.
86.122ethical and honest lawyersDASHER::RALSTONIdontlikeitsojuststopit!!Fri Sep 01 1995 14:211
         
86.123honor of the US SenateDASHER::RALSTONIdontlikeitsojuststopit!!Fri Sep 08 1995 15:481
         
86.124Senate Ethics CommitteeOUTSRC::HEISERwatchman on the wallFri Sep 08 1995 18:231
    
86.125Bruce Springsteen lyricsCSOA1::LEECHDia do bheatha.Fri Sep 15 1995 18:181
    
86.126POWDML::CKELLYThe Proverbial Bad PennyFri Sep 15 1995 18:193
    Steve-
    
    I'm going to have to beat you. Yes, yes I am.
86.127exGAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed Lady...Fri Sep 15 1995 18:223
    
    yeah, but he will like that....
    
86.128POWDML::CKELLYThe Proverbial Bad PennyFri Sep 15 1995 18:271
    :-)
86.129:(SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Fri Sep 15 1995 18:331
    
86.130:-|CSLALL::HENDERSONI'd rather have JesusFri Sep 15 1995 18:341
86.131POLAR::RICHARDSONGAK of all tradesFri Sep 15 1995 18:351
    Aw she'll beat you up too Andy, if you ask nice like.
86.132SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Fri Sep 15 1995 18:394
    
    
    Actually.... ummm...never mind...
    
86.133DASHER::RALSTONMR. NEXT UNSEENWed Oct 04 1995 21:142
    honest writings from plato and greek legends, to shakespeare, to writings 
    by lincoln, frederick douglas, and martin luther king.
86.134BROKE::PARTSThu Oct 05 1995 12:394
    
    i think that's a misquote.
    
    
86.135DASHER::RALSTONMR. NEXT UNSEENThu Oct 05 1995 22:063
    >i think that's a misquote.
    
    It's not a quote at all.
86.136dim bullocksCSSREG::BROWNCommon Sense Isn'tThu Oct 12 1995 17:231
    
86.137DEVLPR::DKILLORANNo Compromise on FreedomWed Nov 01 1995 12:553
    
                     a centrist Democratic organization
    
86.138DEVLPR::DKILLORANNo Compromise on FreedomTue Nov 07 1995 13:413
    
                      "compassionate" military mission
    
86.139boxrabbleCAPNET::PJOHNSONaut disce, aut discedeTue Nov 07 1995 19:420
86.140Half'n'HalfDYPSS1::COGHILLSteve Coghill, Luke 14:28Fri Feb 09 1996 13:234
   We went to Cub Foods last week and saw "Fat Free Half'n'Half".  How
   can you have such a product?  I mean, isn't the whole purpose of
   Half'n'Half to give you butter fat somewhere between 4% milk and
   whole cream?
86.141Good cigarSMURF::BINDERManus Celer DeiWed Feb 14 1996 17:578
           <<< BACK40::BACK40$DKA500:[NOTES$LIBRARY]SOAPBOX.NOTE;1 >>>
                          -< Soapbox.  Just Soapbox. >-
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Note 80.2192                         FOOD!!!                        2192 of 2193
SOLVIT::KRAWIECKI "He's no lackey!! He's a toady!!"    1 line  14-FEB-1996 14:20
                         -< Had a good cigar lately?? >-
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86.142POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of ValentinesWed Feb 14 1996 18:303
    
    There isn't much sexier than a handsome man smoking a cigar.
                     
86.143How'd I look?29633::PROCTOR_RKeybored...Wed Feb 14 1996 18:348
    >> <<< Note 86.142 by POWDML::HANGGELI "Little Chamber of Valentines"
    >>>
    
    >>  There isn't much sexier than a handsome man smoking a cigar.
    
    You've been peeking again!!!
    
    
86.144NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Feb 14 1996 18:361
    There isn't much stinkier than <anybody> smoking a cigar.
86.145SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIHe's no lackey!! He's a toady!!Wed Feb 14 1996 18:3612
    re: .143
    
    
    
    I liked your first attempt better...
    
    
    fwiw
    
    
     :)
    
86.146WECARE::GRIFFINJohn Griffin ZKO1-3/B31 381-1159Wed Feb 14 1996 18:382
    What, no mention of plebeian meatloaf?
    
86.147sigh. caught in the act.BSS::PROCTOR_RKeybored...Wed Feb 14 1996 18:383
    >>  I liked your first attempt better..
    
    so did I, but [DEL] is forever...
86.148BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityWed Feb 14 1996 21:066
| <<< Note 86.142 by POWDML::HANGGELI "Little Chamber of Valentines" >>>


| There isn't much sexier than a handsome man smoking a cigar.

	I agree!!!! :-)
86.149Yep. learnt that all by muhself!BSS::PROCTOR_RKeybored...Wed Feb 14 1996 21:103
    >> | There isn't much sexier than a handsome man smoking a cigar.
    
    An' ya know what? They sure smoke better when ya LIGHT 'em..
86.150BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityWed Feb 14 1996 21:105
| <<< Note 86.149 by BSS::PROCTOR_R "Keybored..." >>>

| An' ya know what? They sure smoke better when ya LIGHT 'em..

	That could hurt...
86.151You knew I would!! :)SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIHe's no lackey!! He's a toady!!Fri Feb 16 1996 17:2417
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    RE: .1430
    
    Hey Shawn!!!!
    
    Shouldn't this go in the Oxymoron topic???
    
    DIR/TITLE = MUSIC
    
     Metallica and Guns 'n' Roses
86.152BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Mon Feb 19 1996 15:395
    
    	Great liver
    
    	Political truth
    
86.153REAL Political TruthGENRAL::RALSTONFugitive from the law of averagesMon Feb 19 1996 17:450
86.154"complete" listTINCUP::AGUEhttp://www.usa.net/~agueThu Feb 29 1996 13:03405
>From:	US3RMC::"ADS-L@uga.cc.uga.edu" "American Dialect Society" 29-FEB-1996 06:10:23.31
>To:	Multiple recipients of list ADS-L <ADS-L@uga.cc.uga.edu>
>CC:	
>Subj:	Oxymorons
>
>Someone claims this is a complete list of Oxymorons. I doubt it. What are
>some of yours?

"Anarchy rules!"
"Free with purchase"
"Happy Monday"
"One size fits all"
"Slow children" (sign with a picture of a running child)
"Thank God I'm an Atheist"
"This page intentionally left blank"
A little big
Academic sorority
Accordion music
Accurate stereotype
Act naturally
Advanced BASIC
Aerobic exercise
Affirmative action, equal opportunity
Aging yuppie
Airline food
Almost exactly
Alone together
American beer
American chop suey
American culture
American education
American English
American geographers
American history
American Honda
Americans
Apple tech support
Arms limitation
Art student
Artificial intelligence
Athletic scholarship
Australian spelling
Automated data processing
Back to the future
Bad health
Balding hair
Bankrupt millionaire
Better than new
Black light
Boring orgasm
Brave politician
British fashion
Budget deficit
Bug free code
Business ethics
Butthead
Cafeteria food
California culture
California expressway
Canadian culture
Casual intimacy
Catproof
Central Intelligence Agency
Centrally-planned economy
Cheerful pessimist
Childproof
Christian education
Christian militia
Christian Scientists
Church of Scientology
Civil engineer
Civil servant
Civil libertarian
Civil war
Classic rock & roll
Clean dirt
Clean hack
Clearly confused
Clearly misunderstood
Clinton leadership
Coca-Cola Foods
Coed fraternity/sorority
Collective liberty
College algebra
College education
Colored music
Committee schedule
Committee decision
Common sense
Communist Party
Completely unfinished
Compulsory volunteering
Computer science
Computer jock
Computer security
Congressional ethics
Congressional oversight
Conservative Democrat
Conspicuous absence
Constant change
Construction worker
Convenience store
Cooperative multitasking
Corporate planning
Cost effective
Country music
Courtesy towing
Creation science
Curved line
Customer satisfaction
CNN style
Debugged program
Debutante ball
Decent lawyer
Definite maybe
Degradable plastic
Democratic Congress
Department of the Interior
Desktop publishing
Diet ice cream
Dining hall food
Disco music
Down escalator/elevator
Dress pants
Driving pleasure
Dry beer
Dry ice
Dry wine
DOS operating system
Economic reform
Electroshock therapy
English syntax
Enquiring minds
Environmentalist bumper sticker
Ergonomic keyboard
European Community
Evolutionary fact
Exact estimate
Executive decision
Express bus
Express mail
Fair reporting
Fair trial
Fallout shelter
Family entertainment
Fast food
Federal budget
Fighting for peace
Final version
First annual
First-strike defense
Flat-busted
Flexible freeze
Football scholarship
Forth programming language
Found missing
"Four corners of a round table"
Free election
Free electron laser
Free love
Freezer burn
French culture
Fresh frozen
Friendly advice
Friendly competitor
Friendly fire
Full-length bikini
Full service
Functional manager
Funny clean joke
Fuzzy logic
Gay drill sergeant
Genuine imitation
Good grief
Good mother-in-law
Good Alan Rudolph film
Government aid/assistance
Government efficiency
Government organization
Graduate student
Great Britain
Guest host
Gunboat diplomacy
Half dead
Happily married
Hard disk
Hard water
Hazardous waste disposal
Helicopter flight
Higher education
Holy Roman Empire
Holy War
Honest crook
Honest politician
House Ethics Committee
Huge market niche
Human evolution
Indecent exposure
Industrial park
Institutional Revolutionary Party
Intelligent lifeforms
Internal Revenue Service
IBM compatible
Journalistic accuracy
Journalistic integrity
Jumbo shrimp
Just in Time (JIT)
Justice Rehnquist
Justice Thomas
Kentucky Fried Chicken
Kosher ham
Lace-up loafers
Lebanese government
Legal brief
Legal ethics
Legally drunk
Liberal Party (conservative)
Liberal, Kansas
Liquid crystal
Literal interpretation
Living dead
Long Island Expressway
Male compassion
Management science
Management support
Management action
Management style
Marketing strategy
Married life
Martial law
Math teacher
Mature student
McDonalds dinner
Medicaid payment
Medical ethics
Microsoft Works
Middle East peace process
Military intelligence
Militart justice
Military peace
Modified final judgement
Monopoly
Moral Majority
Mutual attraction
Mutually exclusive
New Classic
New Democrat
New Mexico
Nice cat
Noble savage
Non-alcoholic beer
Non-denominational church
Nonworking mother
Now, then
Nuclear defense
Objective parent
Oddly appropriate
OpenVMS
Operating system
Operation Rescue
Pacific Ocean
Paperless office
Partly pregnant
Passive aggression
Peace force
Peace officer
PeaceMaker missile
People's Democratic Republic Of Yemen
Personal computer
Petty cash
Philosophy science
Plastic glasses
Pocket calculator
Police protection
Polite cabbie
Political leadership
Political science
Politically correct
Poor Republican
Pop art
Portable standard Lisp
Postal Service
Pot luck
Practical logic
Precision bombing
Presidential promises
Pretty ugly
Private e-mail
Productivity committee
Professional courtesy
Progressive Conservative
Proprietary standard
Psychiatric care
Public school education
Quality assurance
Quality service
Quebec intellectual
QuickBASIC
Quick fix
Quick reboot
R & D
Rap music
Rapid transit
Rare steak
Reagan memoirs
Real fantasy
Realistic schedule
Realtime computing
Reasonable female
Recently new
Reckless caution
Red Indians
Relativistic correction
Religious education
Religious fact
Religious tolerance
Religious science
Republican initiative
Resident alien
Responsible committee
Restrained grandparent
Rolling stop
Rush hour
Russian economy
Safe sex
Same difference
Sanitary landfill
Satisfied Democrat
Saving price
Savings & loan
School food
Scottish Danish (actual pastry sold at 7-11)
Sedate sex
Semi truck
Semi-boneless ham
Senate Ethics Committee
Sensitive male
Severely/slightly killed
Silent scream
Small crowd
Smart bomb
Smart drugs
Social Security
Social science
Soft rock
Software documentation
Software engineering
Solid glass
Southern justice
Spare rib
Speed limit
Sports sedan
Stealth bomber
Straight hook
Student athlete
Student teacher
Summer school
Supporting documentation
Sweet sorrow
Swiss Steak
Synthetic natural gas
Tame cat
Taped live
Tax return
Television critic
Temporary tax increase
Terribly pleased
Terminal initialization
Tight slacks
Tone color
Total Quality Management (TQM)
True gossip
True story
Unbiased journalism
Unbiased news reports
Unbiased opinion
Unbiased predisposition
Uncontested divorce
Understanding banker
Understanding UNIX
Union workers
United States
University of Nevada at Las Vegas
UNIX security
Unsalted Saltines
User friendliness
User-friendly war
Vegetable beef soup
Ventura Freeway
Violent agreement
Virtual reality
Voting power
Waiting patiently
War games
War hero
Wilderness management
Windows NT (New Technology)
Wonder Bread
Woods Metal
Working vacation
Young Floridian
Yummy sushi
10K fun run
12-ounce pound cake
6502-based computer
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    I value MY family (but perhaps not my parents' family).
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denominationally neutral prayer 
86.157USAT05::HALLRGod loves even you!Fri Mar 29 1996 18:511
    AQS
86.158Yuk, yikSHRCTR::PJOHNSONaut disce, aut discedeFri Mar 29 1996 22:090
86.159Social Tinkering43GMC::KEITHDr. DeuceThu Apr 04 1996 11:4513
    "Social Engineering"
    
    This is an insult to all engineers. If a company employed engineers
    that did not apply negative feedback to their designs and review the
    results honestly, the company would fold and/or the engineers would be
    fired.
    
    A better term:
    
    "Social Tinkering"
    
    Someone who blithely tinkers and usually breaks something that was 
    working...
86.160BUSY::SLABOUNTYBaroque: when you're out of MonetThu Apr 04 1996 14:003
    
    	Sleeveless T-shirt
    
86.161POLAR::RICHARDSONAlrighty, bye bye then.Thu Apr 04 1996 14:191
    Cordless Screwdriver
86.162ACISS2::LEECHextremistThu Apr 04 1996 17:3511
    .159
    
    I can live with that, except for one nit: perhaps the ruin of this
    nation-  both monetarily and spiritually- is the end goal.  If so, it
    is a wonderful example of engineering genius.
    
    We have two options, logically, though each is on opposite ends of the 
    spectrum.  Either the perpetrators are devilishly clever, or are idiots 
    of the highest order.
    
    Something to think about.  8^)
86.163PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BThu Apr 11 1996 11:173
   full-bodied Beaujolais

86.164MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Thu Apr 11 1996 13:473
     full-bodied Beaujolais
    
    Is this a bodydance joke again!!!!!?
86.165WAHOO::LEVESQUEbut mama, that's where the fun isThu Apr 11 1996 14:161
    Ahem, Andy (cue the 'whoooshing sound')
86.166SALEM::DODAWorkin' on mysteries without any cluesThu Apr 11 1996 15:371
major league soccer
86.167Whoooooooooooooooooooooooosh!!!!!!SOLVIT::KRAWIECKItumble to remove burrsThu Apr 11 1996 18:371
    
86.168Two oxymorons!NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Apr 24 1996 14:194
From an ad in C_A:

* Oasis in Lowell, quiet dead end street with elementary school behind and
state park to the right.
86.169CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsWed Apr 24 1996 14:343
    vending machine food
    
    
86.170no it ain'tGAAS::BRAUCHERWelcome to ParadiseFri May 03 1996 19:334
    
      melon margarita
    
      bb
86.171Ultra-hip sport sandalsBUSY::SLABOUNTYBeing weird isn't enoughThu May 23 1996 14:481
    
86.172ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsTue Jun 04 1996 13:244
    
    .169
    
    awful close to blasphemy, Bri.
86.173WAHOO::LEVESQUEthe hell with jander, WAHOO lives!Tue Jun 04 1996 13:284
    >awful close to blasphemy, Bri.
    
     Oh, you mean common sense? I can see how you might get the two
    confused. :-)
86.174ACISS1::SCHELTERMon Jun 17 1996 19:585
    Weak tornado.
    
    
    Mike
    
86.175GENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Wed Jul 03 1996 14:124
    From 389.450
    
    "For the life of me, I can't figure out how anyone can be a live and
    thinking person, and deny the existance of God."
86.176N2DEEP::SHALLOWSubtract L, invert WMon Jul 08 1996 23:1115
    Well done Mr. Ralston! However, it isn't an oxymoron if you look at it
    in the light of the following:
    
    There are live people who do not think (using emotional response, without
    the benefit of intellectual activity) and there are dead (spiritually)
    people who think, but cannot grasp the spiritual things, as they don't
    believe they exist. The Bible calls them "blinded by the god of this
    world". But then, you don't think he exists either...so why do we have
    satan worshippers? So go and tell them they are crazy for believing in 
    something that doesn't exist. They might not take it as well as some
    Christians do, and throw you on a sacrificial alter.
    
    Shalom,
    
    Bob 
86.177notPENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BTue Jul 09 1996 12:252
   deep, shallow.
86.178GENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Tue Jul 09 1996 14:1430
    >Well done Mr. Ralston! 
    
    Bob, you can call me Tom
    
    >There are live people who do not think (using emotional response,
    >without the benefit of intellectual activity) and there are dead
    >(spiritually) people who think, but cannot grasp the spiritual things, 
    >as they don't believe they exist. The Bible calls them "blinded by the 
    >god of this world". 
    
    Is there a point to this, or are you just trying to prove my point that
    it is all mysticism?
    
    >But then, you don't think he exists either...so why do we have satan 
    >worshippers? 
    
    The same reason we have Christians.
    
    >So go and tell them they are crazy for believing in something that 
    >doesn't exist. 
    
    Let me know who the box Satan Worshippers are and I'll have at them.
    The trouble here is I don't hear any Satanists, in the box, arguing
    their side of things.
    
    >They might not take it as well as some Christians do, and throw you on a 
    >sacrificial alter.
    
    I thought they needed virgins for that?  :)
    
86.179Admitting your shortcomings is a good thingSHOGUN::KOWALEWICZStrangers on the plain, CroakerTue Jul 09 1996 15:587
86.180Who?N2DEEP::SHALLOWSubtract L, invert WTue Jul 09 1996 16:421
    Harry who?
86.181WAHOO::LEVESQUEit seemed for all of eternityTue Jul 09 1996 17:501
    Callahan. /hth
86.182Awesome country musicACISS1::SCHELTERTue Jul 30 1996 17:121
    
86.183hold on there pardnerHBAHBA::HAASmore madness, less horrorTue Jul 30 1996 17:354
>                           -< Awesome country music >-

Them's fightin words!~

86.184ACISS1::SCHELTERTue Jul 30 1996 17:567
    <-- Yup, Them's fightin words.  B^)
    
        There are a few C&W songs I like...
    
    
    Mike
    
86.185it's the music, stupidHBAHBA::HAASmore madness, less horrorTue Jul 30 1996 18:058
The value of music is in the ears of the beholder.

I like Rock n' Roll of about any form but it's hard to find a decent
station that just shuts up and plays music. Alternative stations play
some good music but they seem to all play the same 20 or so songs. How
'bout just one other cut off that same album, fellas?

TTom
86.186BUSY::SLABDuster :== idiot driver magnetTue Jul 30 1996 18:063
    
    	Some country music is good, but nowhere near awesome.
    
86.187 ACISS1::SCHELTERTue Jul 30 1996 18:071
    
86.188ACISS1::SCHELTERTue Jul 30 1996 18:186
    RE: TTom, agreed.  Play rotations aren't very long on most
    stations.  I jump around the dial a lot.
    
    
    Mike
    
86.189sorta kindaPENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Jul 31 1996 20:463
  coffee brake

86.190GENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Wed Aug 07 1996 20:061
    targets of my generalizations
86.191could you be a little more specific...HBAHBA::HAASmore madness, less horrorWed Aug 07 1996 20:060
86.192ACISS2::LEECHWed Aug 07 1996 20:481
    What specifically do you mean, in general?
86.193GENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Wed Aug 07 1996 20:501
    I don't see how a generalization can have a target. But, maybe.
86.194"-< No more new notes >-"HBAHBA::HAASmore madness, less horrorThu Aug 08 1996 14:560
86.195"high tech redneck"HBAHBA::HAASmore madness, less horrorFri Aug 09 1996 15:260
86.196THEMAX::SMITH_SRIP-08/30/96Fri Aug 09 1996 21:251
    Hey, I resemble that  remark!!!
86.197GAAS::BRAUCHERWelcome to ParadiseFri Aug 23 1996 13:084
86.198POLAR::RICHARDSONSo far away from meFri Aug 23 1996 13:141
86.199I was out last week ... catching up now:BUSY::SLABFUBARWed Sep 04 1996 14:353
86.200ACISS2::LEECHWed Sep 04 1996 17:409
86.201GENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Wed Sep 04 1996 17:411
86.202ACISS2::LEECHWed Sep 04 1996 17:529
86.203BUSY::SLABForm feed = &lt;ctrl&gt;v &lt;ctrl&gt;lWed Sep 04 1996 18:046
86.204BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Wed Sep 04 1996 21:075
86.2058^)BUSY::SLABGot into a war with reality ...Wed Sep 04 1996 22:018
86.206BUSY::SLABAntisocialThu Sep 05 1996 21:103
86.207SALEM::DODASearching for the next distractionWed Sep 18 1996 19:381
86.208RUSURE::GOODWINSacred Cows Make the Best HamburgerWed Sep 18 1996 19:594
86.209SALEM::DODAOut of my mind, back in 5 minutesThu Sep 26 1996 14:409
86.210NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Sep 26 1996 16:031
86.211BUSY::SLABLolly^3 get your adverbs here.Thu Sep 26 1996 16:074
86.212POMPY::LESLIEAndy Leslie, DTN 847 6586Fri Sep 27 1996 16:183
86.213WMOIS::GIROUARD_CFri Sep 27 1996 17:121
86.214SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Mon Oct 07 1996 17:341
86.215BUSY::SLABWould you care for a McSeal,sir?Mon Oct 07 1996 17:484
86.216SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Mon Oct 07 1996 17:541
86.217BUSY::SLABWould you like a McDolphin, sir?Mon Oct 07 1996 18:163
86.218Context intentionally omitted :-)TLE::RALTOBridge to the 21st IndictmentThu Nov 14 1996 15:522
86.219WECARE::GRIFFINJohn Griffin zko1-3/b31 381-1159Thu Nov 14 1996 18:362
86.220USPS::FPRUSSFrank Pruss, 202-232-7347Thu Nov 14 1996 22:381
86.221POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorFri Nov 15 1996 02:191
86.222:-) - bbGAAS::BRAUCHERChampagne SupernovaFri Nov 15 1996 13:172
86.223WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott itjFri Nov 15 1996 13:211
86.224NPSS::MCSKEANEDavie Dodds IS E.T.Wed Nov 20 1996 20:326
86.225BUSY::SLABBeing weird isn't enoughWed Nov 20 1996 21:025
86.226Assuming it's not Pig LatinTLE::RALTOBridge to the 21st SpinThu Nov 21 1996 13:174
86.227SHRCTR::PJOHNSONaut disce, aut discedeThu Nov 21 1996 15:495
86.228COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertThu Nov 21 1996 15:574
86.229NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Nov 21 1996 16:001
86.230Cafe Ole ... a bistro in Madrid?SMURF::PBECKIt takes a Village: you're No. 6Thu Nov 21 1996 18:001
86.231BUSY::SLABDILLIGAFThu Nov 21 1996 18:363
86.232in re, L1011GAAS::BRAUCHERChampagne SupernovaMon Dec 16 1996 13:474
86.233NPSS::MCSKEANEDavie Dodds IS E.T.Thu Dec 19 1996 13:057
86.234SMURF::WALTERSThu Dec 19 1996 13:071
86.235BHAJEE::JAERVINENOra, the Old Rural AmateurTue Jan 14 1997 13:253
86.236gummints good natureSSDEVO::RALSTONK=tc^2Thu Jan 16 1997 17:161
86.237ACISS1::SCHELTERFri Jan 17 1997 15:535
86.238CSC32::M_EVANSbe the villageFri Jan 17 1997 16:053
86.239CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsTue Mar 04 1997 12:292
    hamburger steak.  Some my view this as a redundancy but in the context
    used, I'm sure it isn't.
86.240BUSY::SLABAlways a Best Man, never a groomTue Mar 04 1997 12:583
    
    	He probably just formed the hamburger patty into a sirloin shape.
    
86.241POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorFri Mar 07 1997 18:407
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86.242COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertFri Mar 07 1997 18:471
That was sarcasm, not an oxymoron.
86.243POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorFri Mar 07 1997 19:051
    It can be both.
86.244LANDO::OLIVER_Bready to begin againFri Mar 07 1997 19:171
    ONE OR THE OTHER!  ONE OR THE OTHER!
86.245WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjMon Mar 10 1997 11:221
    I think it was just simple misfortune. :-)
86.246non-essential Massachusetts state employeesSHRCTR::shr160-239.shr.dec.com::PJOHNSONTue Apr 01 1997 10:161
86.247COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertTue Apr 01 1997 10:173
No, no, that's not an oxymoron; that's a tautology.

/john
86.248FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Tue Apr 01 1997 12:523
    
    
    	{snicker}
86.249NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Fri Apr 11 1997 16:304
Corneliu Vadim Tudor, leader of the extreme nationalist, anti-Semitic,
and xenophobic Greater Romania Party (PRM), announced earlier this week
the imminent birth of the "Nationalist International," apparently an
international offshoot of Jean Marie Le Pen's French National Front.
86.250WMOIS::GIROUARD_CFri Apr 11 1997 16:411
    "historic new law"
86.251ASGMKA::MARTINConcerto in 66 MovementsMon Apr 14 1997 13:342
    Baptist minister from Harvard,
    
86.252WMOIS::GIROUARD_CThu May 29 1997 12:451
    reliable generalizations
86.253POLAR::RICHARDSONuh, buh buh buh buh blonde?Thu May 29 1997 13:511
    Is an Oxymoron a great big big fat moron?