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Conference back40::soapbox

Title:Soapbox. Just Soapbox.
Notice:No more new notes
Moderator:WAHOO::LEVESQUEONS
Created:Thu Nov 17 1994
Last Modified:Fri Jun 06 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:862
Total number of notes:339684

85.0. "My favorite Pagan ritual is/was..." by GMT1::TEEKEMA (Class Clown & Box Jester...%^)) Mon Nov 21 1994 17:53

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85.1MPGS::MARKEYSenses Working OvertimeMon Nov 21 1994 17:543
    Christmas.
    
    -b
85.2GMT1::TEEKEMAClass Clown & Box Jester...%^)Mon Nov 21 1994 17:574
	Bwaaaah, hah hah hah..............good one.

	How about Halloween then ??
85.3Linus' follyBSS::DEASONDuck and CoverMon Nov 21 1994 17:593
    Isn't that when the Great Pumpkin rises out of the pumpkin patch and
    brings gifts to all the good little boys and girls??
    
85.4TROOA::COLLINSNot Phil, not Tom, not Joan...Mon Nov 21 1994 18:133
    
    Drinking beer around the campfire.
    
85.5CALDEC::RAHthe truth is out there.Mon Nov 21 1994 18:572
    
    sacrificing herbed chickens over a fire of aromatic western woods
85.6GOODIE::KEEFERMon Nov 21 1994 19:121
    marriage
85.7ASDG::HORTONPaving the info highway with siliconMon Nov 21 1994 19:331
    voting
85.8GMT1::TEEKEMAClass Clown & Box Jester...%^)Mon Nov 21 1994 19:352
	Eating half raw hamburgers from Tobin.    %*p
85.9ASDG::HORTONPaving the info highway with siliconMon Nov 21 1994 19:551
    circumcision
85.10NETCAD::WOODFORDLifeIsANumberAndMine'sUnlisted.Mon Nov 21 1994 19:568
    
    
    <-----You actually *liked* that??  Do you remember it???
    
    
    
    :*)
    
85.11no, not reallyASDG::HORTONPaving the info highway with siliconMon Nov 21 1994 20:0211
    Yeah, first time I realized S/M could be so fun...
    there I was, 48 hours old, grinning toothlessly at that
    nice man with the light strapped to his head, then....
    ...yeow!!!...that HURT!...hey, Ma, where the hell are you?...
    
    After forty minutes of screaming my lungs out, I quieted down
    enough to have dinner.  Felt kinda sore for the next coupla days,
    but wuz sleepin' mostly.
    
    
    
85.12NETCAD::WOODFORDAgeIsA NumberAndMine'sUnlisted.Mon Nov 21 1994 20:0517
    
    
    Uhhu, um, I see.....
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    pst....pst...I think we need a tight white coat over here.....
    
    
    :*)
    Terrie
    
85.13MPGS::MARKEYSenses Working OvertimeMon Nov 21 1994 20:068
    >circumcision
    
    You and Lorena Bobbit...
    
    Actually, I guess you could term what she performed as a "radical
    circumcision"...
    
    -b
85.14CSC32::M_EVANSperforated porciniMon Nov 21 1994 21:113
    the full moon rituals
    
    
85.15POWDML::CKELLYA Tin Cup For a ChaliceMon Nov 21 1994 22:081
    bacchanalian box bashes
85.16HAAG::HAAGRode hard. Put up wet.Mon Nov 21 1994 22:286
    actually, when in my teens we built this house boat and every summer on
    a full moon night we would grab our honey's and take the houseboat to
    some inlet on the local lake, turn out the lamps, and skinny dip till
    dawn or....well.....we became otherwise preoccupied.
    
    oh to be young and foolish again.
85.17POLAR::RICHARDSONThe Pantless Snow-BaggerMon Nov 21 1994 23:233
    |    bacchanalian box bashes
    
    This troubles me.
85.18GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERTue Nov 22 1994 11:204
    
    
    RE: .16  As opposed to being old and foolish like you are now, right
    Gene? :')
85.19HBFDT2::SCHARNBERGSenior KodierwurstTue Nov 22 1994 11:259
85.20The boundary markerBRUMMY::WILLIAMSMBorn to grepTue Nov 22 1994 12:235
    Beating the bounds, and being the last person who reply's to note just
    before it all goes quiet and everybody starts talking about something
    else.
    
    R. Mikie.
85.21CLUSTA::BINNSTue Nov 22 1994 16:2213
    re: .20
    
    That means either:
    
    1. Your parting riposte was so brilliant that no one could possibly top
       it.
    
    2. Your turgid and unfathomable intrusion so muddied the waters that
       no one could figure out what was going on and went on to something else.
    
    I would think the tension inherent in not knowing which of those two
    possibilities applied would be so great to bear that I decided to
    relieve you of that burden. 
85.22HAAG::HAAGRode hard. Put up wet.Tue Nov 22 1994 16:394
    >RE: .16  As opposed to being old and foolish like you are now, right
    >Gene? :')
    
    damned cossack.
85.23ODIXIE::CIAROCHIOne Less DogTue Nov 22 1994 18:211
    Sex.
85.24GMT1::TEEKEMAClass Clown &amp; Box Jester...%^)Tue Nov 22 1994 18:263
	I wondered how long it would take for that one
to come up, I was thinking more along the lines of orgie(s).
85.25AIMHI::RAUHI survived the Cruel SpaWed Nov 23 1994 17:181
    how about chopping baby seals whist listening to Christmas music....
85.26BIGQ::SILVAMemories.....Wed Nov 23 1994 17:194


	doesn't get my seal of approval...
85.27POLAR::RICHARDSONThe Pantless Snow-BaggerWed Nov 23 1994 17:531
    I would be a blubbering mess if I was to witness this.
85.28ODIXIE::CIAROCHIOne Less DogWed Nov 23 1994 17:571
    You'd be a mess o' blubber if you were participating...
85.29POLAR::RICHARDSONThe Pantless Snow-BaggerWed Nov 23 1994 18:011
    I'd be eating McBlubbers.
85.30{retch}POWDML::LAUERD-Day: 1/9/95Wed Nov 23 1994 18:021
    
85.3135272::HAAGRode hard. Put up wet.Wed Nov 23 1994 18:062
    ....cutting the heart out of game freshly killed and eating it on the
    spot.
85.32AIMHI::RAUHI survived the Cruel SpaWed Nov 23 1994 18:071
    Sounds like Deer Hunter there Haag. 
85.33TROOA::COLLINSNot Phil, not Tom, not Joan...Wed Nov 23 1994 18:073
    
    ...breaks the ice at parties, I guess.
    
85.3435272::HAAGRode hard. Put up wet.Wed Nov 23 1994 18:175
    >>Sounds like Deer Hunter there Haag. 
    
    last i seen anyone do this was my BIL in montana upon killing a russian
    wild boar. all who hunted participated. tho the "executive" from
    houston ralphed shortly afterwards.
85.35AIMHI::RAUHI survived the Cruel SpaWed Nov 23 1994 18:221
    Sounds like a real party pooper.:)
85.36CALDEC::RAHthe truth is out there.Wed Nov 23 1994 18:262
    
    sounds like a the sort of canape they'd serve round the cruel spa.
85.37CONSLT::MCBRIDEaspiring peasantWed Nov 23 1994 18:276
    It was in Red Dawn and the kid went on to become a semi-psychotic
    killing machine who eventually got kilt hisself.  
    
    My favorite ritual is howling at the moon.  
    
    Brian
85.38CSC32::M_EVANSperforated porciniWed Nov 23 1994 18:306
    gene,
    
    do you remember to thank the spirit of the woods for bringing the deer
    to you?
    
    I prefer toasted liver myself
85.3935272::HAAGRode hard. Put up wet.Wed Nov 23 1994 18:326
Note 85.38 by CSC32::M_EVANS
    
    >do you remember to thank the spirit of the woods for bringing the deer
    >to you?
    
    with utmost respect. tis more important than religions.
85.40DifferentRIKSTR::COTEWed Nov 23 1994 18:338
    No No,
    
       Red Dawn they only drank the blood, They had to drink the blood
    of their first kill ever..  (Hunting that is)
    
    
    
    Rick
85.41AIMHI::RAUHI survived the Cruel SpaWed Nov 23 1994 18:408
    >sounds like a the sort of canape they'd serve round the cruel spa.
    
    Nope! Not even strays! Pizza and brews on friday nights! Saturday
    mornings! LOoooooook Oooout!!! Ffffffftttt!:)
    
    Red Dawn!! GREAT flick. Like the part where the Russians were stalking
    up in the winter whites, and they were ambushed by the heros!
    
85.42CSC32::J_OPPELTOracle-boundWed Nov 23 1994 18:462
    	I thought it was Dances With Wolves where they ate the organs
    	of their buffalo kills.
85.43AIMHI::RAUHI survived the Cruel SpaWed Nov 23 1994 19:2112
    Man! Talk about getting some veins in the teeth! Heap big burnt dead
    bodies. And I started jumping up and down, yelling 'Kill, kill, kill!'
    And the srink started jumping up and down yelling,"Kill, kill, kill!"
    and we both started jumping down! And then the sarge pinned a meddal on
    me and said,"Boy, we need your type to bomb villiages, kill women and
    children.....
    
    Happy Thanksgiving via the best I can recolect of Alices Restrant.
    Which I will play on the tape machine to drive to see the folks for
    Thanksgiving.
    
    Cruely Yours!
85.44CSC32::M_EVANSperforated porciniWed Nov 23 1994 19:275
    Actually I think I will work on emulating "The all American kid from
    New York City" Friday morning.  After the kitchen is cleaned up and
    Tamara gets by of course.
    
    
85.45SPEZKO::FRASERMobius Loop; see other sideThu Nov 24 1994 10:389

                    "If it's good enough for ancient Druids
                        To run nekkid through the wuids
                       Drinking strange fermented fluids
                        Then it's good enough for me!"

        
        
85.46So much for thanking the spirit of the woods...VMSSG::LYCEUM::CURTISDick &quot;Aristotle&quot; CurtisThu Dec 01 1994 01:046
    .38:
    
    Don't do that aloud here, or you'll attract every damned tree-hugging
    suit in the GMA.
    
    Dick