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Conference back40::soapbox

Title:Soapbox. Just Soapbox.
Notice:No more new notes
Moderator:WAHOO::LEVESQUEONS
Created:Thu Nov 17 1994
Last Modified:Fri Jun 06 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:862
Total number of notes:339684

12.0. "Things to Hate Today" by VAXWRK::HARNEY (Common man: Homo Ignoramus) Thu Nov 17 1994 21:06

    Things to hate today!
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12.1JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeFri Nov 18 1994 02:077
    Went to Kaiser today, seems the doctors messed up on my surgery. 
    Things aren't healed YET - the hysterectomy done on May 27th.
    They may even have done some damage to my bladder/kidney.  I have to
    have an IVP done. :-(  Thats where they put dye in you.
    
    Yuck - yuck- yuck
    
12.3PNTAGN::WARRENFELTZRFri Nov 18 1994 10:033
    Nancy:
    
    Praying things will be just fine with you!
12.4SUBPAC::SADINgeneric, PC personal name.Fri Nov 18 1994 10:078

	TtHT:

	replies like .2...what a weiner!


jim
12.5GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERFri Nov 18 1994 11:1110
    
    
    
    Hope everything works out okay, Nancy.
    
    
    I second what Mr. Sadin has said.
    
    
    Mike
12.6HANNAH::MODICAJourneyman NoterFri Nov 18 1994 11:127
    
    re: .1
    
    Best wishes Nancy, I hope things work out for ya.
    
    
    							Hank
12.7BIGQ::SILVAMemories.....Fri Nov 18 1994 12:098


	Nancy, hope they find they didn't botch the sugery and it's just
something minor. 


Glen
12.8POWDML::CKELLYtwelve ounces lowFri Nov 18 1994 12:209
    nancy,
    
    i had that ivp stuff done in sept.  if you remember, i was kind of
    off the wall about it at the time, being a major wimp.  while it 
    is not something i'd want to do again, simply for the stress of
    anticipation (they do use a needle, afterall!), i can honestly
    say the injection did not hurt and i had no illness/effects from
    the injection.  i also hope there is nothing to be found.  good 
    luck.
12.9CSOA1::LEECHannuit coeptis novus ordo seclorumFri Nov 18 1994 12:257
    Not knowing if the last incarnation reached 2000 topics.
    
    Not having the opportunity to write in topic 2000 (I wan't going to
    fill up the last few with crap just to get topic 2000...though it was
    tempting 8^) ).
    
    -steve
12.10MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Fri Nov 18 1994 12:332
1995, Steve.

12.11GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERFri Nov 18 1994 13:353
    
    
    This funk that I'm in.  Damn BP medication.....
12.12TROOA::TRP109::Chris...plays well with other childrenFri Nov 18 1994 14:1111
My brothers new Jimmy was broken into last night - we're pretty sure they 
were trying to steal it but ran into problems.  Only managed to break one of 
the back windows and it's impossible to reach the door locks from there. 
Kind of strange since there were 4 cars in the driveway and his car was at 
the front (although there was space between the 2 cars at the back to get 
through)  None of the other cars were touched and nothing else was damaged 
on his.  Kind of glad my car is still in the body shop - I think they would 
have had an easier time with it and would have been tempted to go for "the 
next best thing".  My two dogs kind of disappointed me - I sleep at the 
front of the house and have both dogs in my bedroom - neither one of these 
big brutes made a fuss at all, and they usually bark at any slight noise.
12.13WAHOO::LEVESQUEwhat's the frequency, Kenneth?Fri Nov 18 1994 14:124
    the amount of bile spewed here and in that other conference that shall
    not be named. conservatives, liberals, thumpers, atheists, democrats,
    republicans, etc- can't anyone have a discussion without foaming?
    sheesh
12.14BIGQ::SILVAMemories.....Fri Nov 18 1994 14:128
| <<< Note 12.11 by GRANPA::MWANNEMACHER >>>



| This funk that I'm in.  Damn BP medication.....


	Did they really come out with Bob Palmer medication?
12.15NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Fri Nov 18 1994 14:201
Sure.  It's supposed to cure olsenitis.
12.16Where'd we leave the global stress pills?DECWIN::RALTOClinton next.Fri Nov 18 1994 14:2213
    >> can't anyone have a discussion without foaming?
    
    I'm hesitant to bring this up for fear of sounding like a loon,
    but here goes:  I've had a few conversations with several people
    recently that ran along the lines of "Have you noticed that almost
    everyone seems to be on the edge of 'snapping' lately?"  This topic
    has come up with people as diverse as friends, co-workers, relatives,
    police officers, and so on.  It almost seems to be a "phenomenon"
    of some kind.
    
    Is there something in the air (either literally or figuratively)?
    
    Chris
12.17Aaaauuuugggghhhh!DYPSS1::COGHILLSteve Coghill, Luke 14:28Fri Nov 18 1994 14:3829
   I'm calling on a customer in my old stomping grounds (Used to work
   for them actually).  So I call my brother yesterday around 4PM and
   say, "The Showcase theatres are showing 'sneak previews' of
   Generations tonight.  Wanna go?"  He says sure.
   
   Show time is 7:15PM.  We get there at 6:15PM to avoid really long
   lines.  We get there and there are only 3 people in front of us.
   
   We go to the theatrette and sit down.  Only couple dozen people
   there.  By 7:00PM the theatre was only half full.  Turns out that we
   could have arrived at 7:10 and got in the theatre by 7:15 with no
   problem.  Theatre was less than 2/3 full at show time.
   
   Leave the theatre disappointed.  Movie was just OK.  Not super.  Some
   great lines.  Great cinematography.  But just OK.  Bummed out by many
   inconsistancies with TNG TV plots.
   
   Brother drives us to his house.  I get in my car and drive to my
   in-laws (whom I'm staying with this week).  By the time I get there
   (less than two miles) the temp gauge is hitting red, steam is pouring
   from the hood, and the car has jettisoned all its coolant on US 27.  
   
   Firestone has just informed me that they haven't started on the car
   yet.  I have a party I'm throwing for my church scheduled for
   tomorrow.  I'm 100 miles away, and I don't have a DECwreck to get me
   home.  I've informed my wife to be prepared to come get me.  She's
   not a happy camper.
   
   Such is life in the big city...
12.18TOOK::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dog face)Fri Nov 18 1994 15:154
>     Is there something in the air (either literally or figuratively)?

It's radon.

12.19SUBURB::COOKSHalf Man,Half BiscuitFri Nov 18 1994 15:387
    The Reading F.C injury and suspension list is as long as my arm. 
    
    A difficult game away to Southend tomorrow. I just can`t see how we
    can get a result.
    
    This sort of thing really does give me a lot of stress,I must say.
                            
12.20CSOA1::LEECHannuit coeptis novus ordo seclorumFri Nov 18 1994 15:514
    re: .10
    
    Cool!  I had the final topic!!  Off to the 'things to like today'
    topic.  8^)
12.21GOOEY::JUDYThat's Ms. Bitch to you!Fri Nov 18 1994 16:126
    
    
    	re: Chris  .16
    
    	It's the full moon....there's a full moon tonite.
    
12.22Happens all the time, not everyone can like youJULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeFri Nov 18 1994 16:256
    Thanks for your well wishes folks!  And Christine how'd you know what I
    was thinking????? :-) :-)  Thanks for telling me that.  
    
    As far as .2, I don't even know the person [I don't think].
    
    Oh well... :-)
12.23NEMAIL::SCOTTKMy multiple extremities: O:) &gt;:&gt; :P +:)Fri Nov 18 1994 18:117
    
    
     
    
    
    
    
12.24GMT1::TEEKEMAClass Clown &amp; Box Jester...%^)Fri Nov 18 1994 18:142
	What about our multiple personalities..........%^)
12.25USCTR1::KFERRISFri Nov 18 1994 18:316
    
    RE:  .11
    
    That's a bummer Mike.  My husband is on BP medication and it
    took them a few tries to "get it right" and he still goes up 
    and down sometimes.....  *8^(
12.26SUBPAC::SADINgeneric, PC personal name.Sat Nov 19 1994 10:308
    
    
    	TtHT:
    
    	narrow minded, stuck up, self-centered, PC idjits!
    
    
    jim
12.28TNPUBS::JONGSteveSun Nov 20 1994 15:353
    Lyons and Medved (the scab replacements for Siskel and Ebert on PBS)
    agreed that "Star Trek: Generations" was the worst film of the series,
    worse even than Star Trek V: The Shatner Embarassment."
12.29CSLALL::HENDERSONDig a little deeperSun Nov 20 1994 17:5211



  A flu bug I had a couple weeks ago seem to be coming back..gots a fever and
  kinda achey all over :-/




 Jim
12.30NETCAD::WOODFORDTheTimesTheyAreA'Changin'Sun Nov 20 1994 22:0813
    
    
    TTHLastFriday: My boss quit. :(  Go out for a two hour lunch, come
    back to find fire apparatus, cruisers, and electric company vehicles
    all over the place and LKG in darkness.  Seems there was an explosion
    which caused a fire in a man hole.  They send us home, we all go to 
    Scupper Jacks for a group project building meeting (hehehe), and find
    out the power comes back on.  Go back to work, but no systems.  They
    send us home again.
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.31CALDEC::RAHthe truth is out there.Mon Nov 21 1994 01:512
    
    what no bicycle powered generators at LKG?
12.33MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Mon Nov 21 1994 02:425
Sorry to hear that, Rich. What's the extent of the injuries?

Max got hit about 3 or 4 years ago and I thought it was nothing short of
a miracle that she recovered, but she did. Hope Petey does well.

12.32SOLVIT::ALLEN_RMon Nov 21 1994 02:568
        Having my dog, a 1.5 year old Brittany, hit by a pickup.  On the same
    road and less than one mile from where I was hit so I should have 
    known better.  He survived though, but will take a lot of surgery (as I
    did) and will not be the same I imagine.  I have not really had a dog
    since mine died while I was in SE Asia and I was/am finding that this
    dog (Petey) is such a good match that I am really upset at myself for
    letting (causing) this happen. Fortunately I have a good friend who is a
    vet and he is taking care of Petey now.
12.34SOLVIT::ALLEN_RMon Nov 21 1994 03:066
        Petey has a big gash next to his fore leg but my friend says he will be
    fine after some reconstructive surgery, which will be done today.  They
    are tough dogs, according to my friend, and Petey sure is. And fast
    too.  Was too fast.  I just hope this doesn't slow him down to much.

    rich
12.35GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERMon Nov 21 1994 09:516
    
    Hope Petey recovers fully, Rich.  Them young dogs are pretty tough and
    resilient.  A lot more than us old faht humans are. :')  
    
    
    Mike
12.36POWDML::LAUERoh dear (tm)Mon Nov 21 1994 13:272
    
    The posturing has begun anew.
12.37They didn't like it? Good... it wasn't made for themDECWIN::RALTOClinton next.Mon Nov 21 1994 15:3416
    re: "ST: Generations" reviews
    
    Most of the reviews I've seen/read/heard have trashed the movie.
    As a Trek fan (though admittedly mostly "old" Trek), I find this
    heartening, because my experience has been that the more a Trek
    film is aimed at the "Trek" audience (rather than the "general
    audience"), the less the critics like it, and the more I like it
    (and vice versa).  I don't gaf whether the likes of Dixie Whatley
    and Joyce Kulhawik like it, let 'em go back to the cultchah playhouse
    or ballet.
    
    For example, my least favorite Trek film is "ST 4 - The Voyage Hoho",
    which is typically the general public's favorite.  I know this puts
    me squarely in the minority, though...
    
    Chris
12.38GAVEL::JANDROWGreen Eyed Lady...Mon Nov 21 1994 15:527
    
    
    tth: coming back in to find soapbox archived...
    
    so much for catching up...
    
    
12.39BIGQ::SILVAMemories.....Mon Nov 21 1994 16:259
| <<< Note 12.37 by DECWIN::RALTO "Clinton next." >>>



| I don't gaf whether the likes of Dixie Whatley and Joyce Kulhawik like it, 


	Considering Joyce pronounces Data (Dayta) as Data (Dattah) makes me
wonder if she ever saw the movie? 
12.40GAVEL::JANDROWGreen Eyed Lady...Mon Nov 21 1994 16:4410
    
    
    tthagain...
    
    the fact that due to the construction going on on the second floor, i,
    for the 5th work day in a row, have a headache.  and i am not the only
    one this is affecting...and yet they say there is nothing that can be
    done.
    
    
12.41TNPUBS::JONGSteveMon Nov 21 1994 16:496
    Chris, I think perusal of the STAR_TREK conference (and my family's
    playlist) reveals that ST:TVH is the Trekker's favorite.  What is
    yours?
    
    Anyway, the reviewers I saw both said IV was their favorite, but VII is
    the worst.  Uh-oh...
12.42POLAR::RICHARDSONThe Pantless Snow-BaggerMon Nov 21 1994 17:152
    For me, ST V is the worst. Row row row your boat. Sheesh. What a crappy
    movie.
12.43JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeMon Nov 21 1994 17:1613
    My friend, Ed Guinan, 34 years of age, went home to be with the Lord at
    10:30 A.M. PST, Sunday, November 20, 1994.  He had malignant malinoma
    [cancer].
    
    His journey was a difficult one towards the end... but he lived his
    life faithful to God.  He even preached in our Wednesday evening
    service at church to a congregation of around 600.
    
    Prayers requested for the family and friends.  Rejoicing requested for
    those who believe he's in Heaven with Christ.
    
    
    
12.44GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERMon Nov 21 1994 17:216
    
    
    Sorry to hear that, Nancy.  Condolences to the family and friends.
    
    
    Mike
12.45dropping like fliesHAAG::HAAGRode hard. Put up wet.Mon Nov 21 1994 19:462
    christ, the quality and quantity of people who resigned today is
    staggering. you may want to consider unloading your stock. just MHO.
12.46CSC32::M_EVANSperforated porciniMon Nov 21 1994 21:157
    don't worry Gene,
    
    there are "plenty of contractors out there to take up the slack."
    
    Our first one lasted 4 hours before he decided we are too stressful.
    
    meg
12.47HAAG::HAAGRode hard. Put up wet.Mon Nov 21 1994 22:303
    contractors ain't the MO here meg. DC is launching on what appears to
    be another hiring binge. no matter the talent of the newbies. our
    reputation with the customers has suffered horribly. 
12.49GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERTue Nov 22 1994 11:277
    
    
    Interesting, Meg, very interesting.
    
    
    
    Mike
12.50GAVEL::JANDROWGreen Eyed Lady...Tue Nov 22 1994 11:4710
    
    realizing too late that i forgot to tell the lady behind the dunkin'
    donuts kiosk that i wanted it extra light, no sugar...
    
    one sugar really kills a good cup of coffee...
    
    
    (bleah)
    
    
12.51CSC32::M_EVANSperforated porciniTue Nov 22 1994 12:4910
    Yep we laid off a bunch in May and another few in setember, although 3
    of them were called back when DCS management decided they really do
    need the center.  However, the cuts were done according to some
    bizzarre parameters as within a week of the first cuts we were on the
    critical business needs list, and created more attrition over the
    summer.  We are now down 6 very talented people with some pretty
    unreplacable skills in the last three weeks.  but, contractors "will
    take up the slack."
    
    meg
12.52TROOA::COLLINSNot Phil, not Tom, not Joan...Tue Nov 22 1994 13:0414
    
    .48, Joe:
    
    Are you kidding?  They're doing it all over the place.  They did it to
    me!  On November 25th, 1992, Digital TSFO'd me so they could contract
    my job out to a third party.  I guess they thought they could save 
    money on benefits and payroll taxes and such.  Anyway, the third party
    hired me immediately to do my old job.  Been here two years now in that
    arrangement.  This facility has laid off a ton of people, but there are
    still basically the same number of people here.  I estimate that about
    20-30% of Digital employees in Ontario are contractors.
    
    That is a TTHT.
    
12.53GMT1::TEEKEMAClass Clown &amp; Box Jester...%^)Tue Nov 22 1994 13:195
	RE .52

	Are better off with the third party ??, better bennies
etc....??
12.54TROOA::COLLINSNot Phil, not Tom, not Joan...Tue Nov 22 1994 14:197
    
    Teekema,
    
    No, I'm about the same as before, except for the lost pager duty
    pay, and the dental plan isn't as good.  Otherwise, things worked
    out about even.
    
12.55GMT1::TEEKEMAClass Clown &amp; Box Jester...%^)Tue Nov 22 1994 14:224
	Thanks, It seems a lot of people are going your route.

Most I speak to are going because they want to.
12.56I probably should've put this in the Movies topicDECWIN::RALTOClinton next.Tue Nov 22 1994 15:5552
re: .37 Glen
    
	>> Considering Joyce pronounces Data (Dayta) as Data (Dattah) makes me
	>> wonder if she ever saw the movie? 
    
    Yeah, either she never saw the movie (or the seven-year TV series),
    or she's trying to "impress" us by pronouncing "Dattah" the old-fashioned,
    by-the-book, cultured, sophisticated way... which didn't impress me.
    It's probably a toss-up as to which one (or both) is the case...
    
    
re: .41 Steve
    
    >> Chris, I think perusal of the STAR_TREK conference (and my family's
    >> playlist) reveals that ST:TVH is the Trekker's favorite.  What is
    >> yours?
    
    Oh, I know... I used to participate in that conference frequently
    in the "old days" (before the "Trek can do no wrong" crowd chased
    me away :-)), and I recall that ST:TVH was the fan favorite...
    that's why I said I was squarely in the minority on that one, even
    amongst Trek fans.  I felt there was too much self-conscious forced
    comedy, to the point where the characters weren't being portrayed
    faithfully to the "originals".  And while TOS episodes like "The Trouble
    with Tribbles" and "Piece of the Action" are well-done and fun, I consider
    them to be change-of-pace stuff, not what Trek is all about (i.e., I
    wouldn't want the whole series to look like this), and not on my
    favorite-episode list.
    
    My favorite Trek film is "The Wrath of Khan", and over the years,
    over many re-viewings of all the films, it's actually "pulling ahead"
    of the others on my list.  I'd put "Generations" in there pretty
    solidly at third place on my "list" (after STVI-TUC).
    
    
    >> Anyway, the reviewers I saw both said IV was their favorite, but VII is
    >> the worst.  Uh-oh...
    
    I'm not surprised... "Generations" is actually one of the most
    "in-crowd" Trek films (perhaps *the* most).  If you're not into
    Trek at all, there's a very good chance that you won't like this
    film, or even understand it.  And there's nothing wrong with that.
    Other "genres" make films for their fans without watering them down
    for the masses... why shouldn't Trek?
    
    It's interesting that "Generations" is usually being compared to
    previous Trek movies rather than being compared to TNG episodes.
    Even though I liked the film, it seems to be a fairly atypical TNG
    "episode", at least among the ones I've seen.  Fans of the TNG series
    might be somewhat disappointed and/or dismayed...
    
    Chris
12.57GMT1::TEEKEMAClass Clown &amp; Box Jester...%^)Tue Nov 22 1994 16:134
	Avalanche of "rules" posted in ::CLASSIFIEDS.

	%^(	%^(
12.58SOLVIT::KRAWIECKILess government, stupid!Tue Nov 22 1994 16:165
    
    
    Oh Well.... you didn't want the ability to post an ad gratis anyway...
    right?
    
12.59GMT1::TEEKEMAClass Clown &amp; Box Jester...%^)Tue Nov 22 1994 16:223
	With almost everything in life becoming completely governed
by rules set by others, anarchy is starting to look very attractive. %^(
12.60CSLALL::HENDERSONDig a little deeperWed Nov 23 1994 15:584


 It is snowing in Andover, Ma =:-O
12.61WMOIS::GIROUARD_CWed Nov 23 1994 15:591
    Here too, in Nashua! :-(
12.6257784::LAUERoh dear (tm)Wed Nov 23 1994 16:064
    
    And in Shirley, and in Maynard.
    
    argh!
12.63SUBPAC::JJENSENJojo the Fishing WidowWed Nov 23 1994 16:087
Oh my stars...  if it's snowing in Chelmsford, little Joshua Jensen
just got an early Xmas present.

And I can stop participating in the Daily Double:  "What day does
winter start?  What day's it gonna start to snow?"

Mom in Hudson
12.64NETCAD::WOODFORDAgeIsA NumberAndMine'sUnlisted.Wed Nov 23 1994 16:098
    
    
    Snowing and accumulating here in Littleton too.  :(
    
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.65CALDEC::RAHthe truth is out there.Wed Nov 23 1994 16:103
    
    stock mahhket bites the big one again
    
12.66GAVEL::JANDROWGreen Eyed Lady...Wed Nov 23 1994 16:117
    
    
    just got a call from fitchburg...it's snowing heavily out that way and
    near fort devens...tho the ground is warm enough that it isn't really
    sticking...
    
    
12.67GAVEL::JANDROWGreen Eyed Lady...Wed Nov 23 1994 16:1710
    
    
    ...that as i am about to leave, i remembered that i haven't had my snow
    tires put on yet...and south street in f-burg is a pain in the butt...and
    that i now have to go shopping and stand in mile long lines...
    
    at least i don't have to do that after 5:00...
    
    
    
12.68HELIX::MAIEWSKIWed Nov 23 1994 16:253
  Snow in Marlboro. This seems to cover quite an area.

  George
12.69NETCAD::WOODFORDAgeIsA NumberAndMine'sUnlisted.Wed Nov 23 1994 16:265
    
    
    
    SNOWY SNARF!
    
12.70BillC said so.VMSNET::M_MACIOLEKFour54 Camaro/Only way to flyWed Nov 23 1994 16:263
    re: RAH
    
    Don't worry rah, the economy is getting better...
12.71This really stinksBIGQ::SILVAMemories.....Wed Nov 23 1994 16:5518

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12.72POWDML::LAUERD-Day: 1/9/95Wed Nov 23 1994 16:562
    
    oh, that's pretty.
12.73NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Nov 23 1994 17:011
Hey, those snowflakes have only five sides!  With the font I'm using, anyway.
12.74DECLNE::REESEToreDown,I'mAlmostLevelW/theGroundWed Nov 23 1994 17:593
    Thanx Glen, you made looking at *your* snow a TTLT :-)
    
    
12.75POWDML::LAUERD-Day: 1/9/95Wed Nov 23 1994 18:032
    
    Nobody's told me I can go home yet 8^(.
12.76:')GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERWed Nov 23 1994 18:113
    
    
    Go on home, Deb.
12.7735272::HAAGRode hard. Put up wet.Wed Nov 23 1994 18:136
Note 12.75 by POWDML::LAUER
    
    >>Nobody's told me I can go home yet 8^(.
    
    yes my dear. you may go home. run a warm bath. mix your most desirable
    and retire to the water for a genuine calgon "take me away".
12.78ODIXIE::CIAROCHIOne Less DogWed Nov 23 1994 18:141
    tootsie rolls.  If they're here, I eat 'em, and they're here...
12.79POWDML::LAUERD-Day: 1/9/95Wed Nov 23 1994 18:1810
    
    
    Ohhhh gene honey...I do have some lovely ginger scented bubble bath that I 
    got as a birthday present...
    
    And a wonderful man brought me a bottle of Louis Jadot Beaujolais
    Villages Friday night...
    
    I think this evening is planned.
           
12.80GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERWed Nov 23 1994 18:195
    
    
    
    Geez Deb, I told you to go home first and I didn't even get an
    honorable mention..... :'(
12.8135272::HAAGRode hard. Put up wet.Wed Nov 23 1994 18:214
    >>Ohhhh gene honey...I do have some lovely ginger scented bubble bath that I 
    >>got as a birthday present...
    
    i prefer the lilac sents myself. but you do have a wonderful time now.
12.82POWDML::LAUERD-Day: 1/9/95Wed Nov 23 1994 18:224
    .80
    
    Thank you wannahunny 8^).  You _were_ first.  I just got carried away
    by the prospect of a glass of wine and a bubble bath on a snowy night.
12.83SUBPAC::JJENSENJojo the Fishing WidowWed Nov 23 1994 18:233
Mz. Debra, aren't you somewheres close in MSO to that there Mr.
R. Palmer, who presides over this here company?  Give him a
jingle, ask if we're all dismissed for the loooong weekend.  :)
12.84CONSLT::MCBRIDEaspiring peasantWed Nov 23 1994 18:244
    Real myn don't do lilac scents (or sents).  Gene, very disappointed. 
    I pictured you more a Eau d'Wapitipi kinda guy.  
    
    Brian
12.86POWDML::LAUERD-Day: 1/9/95Wed Nov 23 1994 18:309
    
    Wapitipi - is that kinda like elkpiddle?
    
    Mmmmmmm.
    
    
    
    
    
12.8735272::HAAGRode hard. Put up wet.Wed Nov 23 1994 18:307
    Note 12.84 by CONSLT::MCBRIDE
    
    >Real myn don't do lilac scents (or sents).  Gene, very disappointed. 
    >I pictured you more a Eau d'Wapitipi kinda guy.  
    
    real myn use sents cause it attracts the wimmins. don't you know nuthin
    about bath taking?
12.88POWDML::LAUERD-Day: 1/9/95Wed Nov 23 1994 18:314
    
    Naah, jojo, to the best of my knowledge the big guy hasn't moved over
    here yet.  I do look forward to that day, though, just in case he's
    reading 8^).
12.89COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertWed Nov 23 1994 19:501
33.875
12.90POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of PerditionWed Nov 23 1994 20:022
    
    <-- ...huh?
12.92POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of PerditionWed Nov 23 1994 20:062
    
    oh.  heh.  never mind.
12.93CALDEC::RAHthe truth is out there.Wed Nov 23 1994 20:1313
    
    
       
    
     as of 15.29 today:
    
     MSFT -0.500
     SGI  -1.250
     IBM  -0.125   
     SUNW -0.375
     INTC  0.375 
     HWP  -0.375 
     DEC  -0.375  
12.94DASHER::RALSTONWho says I can't?Wed Nov 23 1994 20:232
    DEC is still around 34. Sure is better than the 18 1/2 a few months
    ago!!
12.95HAAG::HAAGRode hard. Put up wet.Wed Nov 23 1994 20:3118
Note 12.93 by CALDEC::RAH "the truth is out there."                13 lines  23-NOV-1994 17:13
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    
    
       
    
    > as of 15.29 today:
    >
    > MSFT -0.500
    > SGI  -1.250
    > IBM  -0.125   
    > SUNW -0.375
    > INTC  0.375 
    > HWP  -0.375 
    > DEC  -0.375  
    
    i took and even worse beating this week RAH. not much to cheer about
    from wall street.
12.96DASHER::RALSTONWho says I can't?Wed Nov 23 1994 20:344
    Investors are moving to CDs. If the interest rate every rises above
    10%, the stock market will die.
    
    ...Tom
12.97CALDEC::RAHthe truth is out there.Wed Nov 23 1994 20:349
    
    DEC 34, change +0 
    
     -0.375  sunw
     0.375  intc
     -0.500 msft
     -0.375 hwp
     -0.125 ibm
     -1.250 sgi
12.98COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertWed Nov 23 1994 21:077
>    
>    DEC 34, change +0 
>    

I think that's out-of-date; I think we closed at 33.875.

/john
12.100Snarf!CSLALL::HENDERSONDig a little deeperWed Nov 23 1994 21:1813

 Everybody gone home, 'cept me and another guy working a critical customer
issue..

TTL  We were able to get the system the customer needs, and it looks like 
 we'll get it there in the required time frame





Jim
12.101Guess I better get back to work TROOA::TRP109::Chris...plays well with other childrenWed Nov 23 1994 22:205
No time to talk to the box.... I miss it! That, and the fact that we got our 
first snowfall today (latest in 114 years) is depressing me... and the fact 
that I'm still at work at 7:20pm and have more to do before I leave. Thought 
I'd sneak into the box for a few minutes to try and put myself in a better 
mood... it's not working... :*(
12.102CSLALL::HENDERSONDig a little deeperWed Nov 23 1994 22:263

 Still here....
12.103HBFDT1::SCHARNBERGSenior KodierwurstThu Nov 24 1994 12:455
    Stupid questions.
    
    Especially when I'm the one who is asking.
    
    Heiko
12.104MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Thu Nov 24 1994 13:4011
12.105CALDEC::RAHthe truth is out there.Thu Nov 24 1994 13:532
    
    driven out of my flat by early morning caterwaulling next door.
12.106POLAR::RICHARDSONThe Pantless Snow-BaggerThu Nov 24 1994 23:087
    It's very, very, very quiet soapbox.

    If I listen very carefully, I can here America digesting turkey and
    fixings...

    {growl, gurgle gurgle, whine}

12.107COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertFri Nov 25 1994 00:001
hEAr
12.108POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of PerditionFri Nov 25 1994 01:115
    
    I can't understand why it takes about 5 hours to cook Thanksgiving
    dinner and then about 5 minutes into eating I just don't want any more.
                                           
    And I burned my fingers on the stove 8^(.
12.109MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Fri Nov 25 1994 02:0017
>    And I burned my fingers on the stove 8^(.

Bummer, Mz. Deb. But, this AM, after firing up the charcoal in the smoker,
I put the water pan in above it, came in the house to get the wood chips,
walked back out (within 2 minutes) and figured, "Ah, what the hell, that
water pan isn't hot yet, I'll just lift it out and spread the wood chips
on top of the coals instead of using the little access door on the side of
the smoker."

At which point I reached into the smoker, grabbed the edges of the water
pan with both hands, picked it up, burned at least three finger tips on
each hand and proceeded to spill most of the water in the pan as I dropped
it on the ground. What didn't quench the coals in the smoker landed on the
concrete and turned to glare ice in about three minutes.

Most accidents happen within .5 mile of home.

12.110CSLALL::HENDERSONDig a little deeperFri Nov 25 1994 02:5214


 Customer is up and running, but not happy..needs more hardware..looks 
 like I'll be doing an allnighter...



 (love this stuff though :-)




Jim
12.111DASHER::RALSTONWho says I can't?Fri Nov 25 1994 12:183
    It is the Friday after Thanksgiving, and I"M AT WORK!!!!
    
    ...Tom
12.112POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of PerditionFri Nov 25 1994 15:084
    
    <-- at least you're not sitting at home feeling obliged to eat turkey.
    
    (Unless, of course, you packed some for lunch today 8^)).
12.113DASHER::RALSTONWho says I can't?Fri Nov 25 1994 15:115
    Not for lunch, but I am sure that I can look forward to  turkey
    delights at home for the next few days. It would be weeks except that I
    have teenage boys.
    
    ...Tom
12.114POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of PerditionFri Nov 25 1994 15:122
    
    May I borrow them?
12.115MPGS::MARKEYSenses Working OvertimeFri Nov 25 1994 16:0731
    TTHT: Sun RPC
    
    Boy, I wish Digital, otherwise known as the great defenders of DCE,
    would actually *use* DCE. I've been struggling with a very simple RPC
    that works fine standalone, but not when I integrate it into an
    existing client/server application. Customers coming next week who want
    to see it in action. So I sit here on what would otherwise have been a
    holiday trying to make a piece of software that we shouldn't be using
    in the first place run...
    
    And another thing... maybe I'm being bitchy and taking this too
    personal, but I'm _really_ cheezed off about something that happened
    the other day...
    
    From 1987-1990, I was the project leader and server architect for
    several major releases of the "Pathworks" product... so, maybe I'm
    too close to this, but... the other day, some $!!@#$!@#$ in my group,
    who is a Digital employee, said, in front of customers... "don't use
    Pathworks, it sucks!" I couldn't believe it. I was furious. I'm just
    a contractor around here and I suppose if his boss (who was also in
    the room) didn't call him on it, I should keep my mouth shut. But in
    the Digital I remember so fondly, what he did was one of the few
    things you could do which would actually *guarantee* you got canned.
    
    By the way, what does the supreme yoyo-head who made this statement
    think the proper choice for PC integration is? Novell Netware of
    course. Of course, I did remind him that Pathworks now supports
    Novell integration... it's amazing to me how one group in Digital
    can be so ignorant of other group's products.
    
    -b
12.116HAAG::HAAGRode hard. Put up wet.Fri Nov 25 1994 18:193
    at this very moment my wife and daughters are at the mall of the
    universe doing their fair share at hyper-inflating the economy via a
    quick and massive infusion of cash.
12.117DASHER::RALSTONWho says I can't?Fri Nov 25 1994 18:332
    My wife's last words to me this morning were, "is there money on the
    Visa?". :-{O>
12.118MPGS::MARKEYSenses Working OvertimeFri Nov 25 1994 18:344
    Just say... "Yes Dear, just enough for me to buy you the Christmas
    present you wanted."
    
    -b
12.119DASHER::RALSTONWho says I can't?Fri Nov 25 1994 18:403
    The response would be "your only buying one present?".
    
    ...Tom
12.120HAAG::HAAGRode hard. Put up wet.Fri Nov 25 1994 18:425
    >My wife's last words to me this morning were, "is there money on the
    >Visa?". :-{O>
    
    ouch! mine just made sure she had ALL available cards with her. even
    took my NRA card outta my wallet.
12.121DASHER::RALSTONWho says I can't?Fri Nov 25 1994 18:444
    I forgot to see if I had my wallet!! It's ok, I got it. Why do I still
    fear the worst?
    
    ...Tom
12.122HAAG::HAAGRode hard. Put up wet.Fri Nov 25 1994 18:473
    ...and my wife took the truck to the mall instead of the car. said
    something about having 3 times the room to haul stuff. i gots a
    baaaaaaaaaaad feeling about his one.
12.123MPGS::MARKEYSenses Working OvertimeFri Nov 25 1994 18:481
    Be afraid. Be _very_ afraid.
12.124DASHER::RALSTONWho says I can't?Fri Nov 25 1994 18:517
    Does your wife do this? Decide what would be nice to have for the
    house, when I'm the one that uses it, and then by it as a gift. An
    example was on my birthday. I got a new gas grill. It would be nice
    except that we had a previous discussion in which I told her that I
    thought the old one was fine.
    
    ...Tom
12.12512.114LJSRV2::KALIKOWNo Federal Tacks on the Info Hwy!Fri Nov 25 1994 20:184
    Oh DEAR!!
    
    This troubles me greatly.
    
12.1278^)POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of PerditionSat Nov 26 1994 13:5410
    
    .125
    
    Dr Dan!
    
    I meant for the purposes of finishing my 20 pound turkey!
    
    
    I'm not THAT much of a cradle robber, popular opinion to the contrary
    8^).
12.128WMOIS::GIROUARD_CMon Nov 28 1994 09:205
    It's Monday, it's 6:22 and there's 4 inches of crap on the ground.
    
    Work bites.
    
    Chip
12.129POLAR::RICHARDSONThe Quintessential GruntlingMon Nov 28 1994 12:516
    10 cm of chite mixed with chite pellets, then freezing chite, now wet
    chite on top of the crusty slippery chite.

    Chite!

    Glenn
12.130ANNECY::HUMANI came, I saw, I conked outMon Nov 28 1994 13:024
    >10 cm of chite mixed with chite pellets, then freezing chite, now wet
    >chite on top of the crusty slippery chite.
    
    shouldn't that be in the food topic?
12.131POLAR::RICHARDSONThe Quintessential GruntlingMon Nov 28 1994 13:061
    You brits don't get this kinda chite.
12.132ANNECY::HUMANI came, I saw, I conked outMon Nov 28 1994 13:103
    weel, this brit lives in france and they get it here, but being french
    they get all excited and get the skis out and kill each other in the
    rush for the slopes.
12.133POLAR::RICHARDSONThe Quintessential GruntlingMon Nov 28 1994 13:151
    Alpine chite don't count.
12.134Happy Holidays from your friends in Mass. governmentDECWIN::RALTOMon Nov 28 1994 14:4214
    If you live in Massachusetts, your Christmas present will be a
    "newly formulated" gasoline that will cost 4-9 cents more, will
    make it harder to start your engine on cold mornings if you haven't
    had a recent tune-up, and will not smell like gasoline anymore, but
    will rather have a "sweeter" smell reminiscent of paint thinners.
    
    It is, however, better for the environment.  EPA is mandating that
    states having air quality below a certain level must use this new
    gasoline.  Massachusetts was *not* on that list, but as good
    environmental citizens, volunteered us to use this new gas.  No, you
    don't have a choice.  The new gas will start to appear in December,
    and all stations will be selling it by New Year's Day.
    
    Chris
12.135USAT05::BENSONMon Nov 28 1994 14:485
    
    well, there is hope for all of us with the recent GOP takeover.  the
    EPA shall be reigned in like all other regulatory agencies.
    
    jeff
12.136Buckle your seatbeltVMSNET::M_MACIOLEKFour54 Camaro/Only way to flyMon Nov 28 1994 14:516
    > well, there is hope for all of us with the recent GOP takeover.  the
    > EPA shall be reigned in like all other regulatory agencies.
    
    That remains to be seen.  I am highly skeptical anything will be
    "reigned in".  I don't think it maters who's driving the bus anymore.
    IMO.
12.137HANNAH::MODICAJourneyman NoterMon Nov 28 1994 14:577
    
    Re: .134 Hi Chris
    
    	I also read that the gasoline fumes make a lot of people ill.
    
    
    							Hank
12.138Voids the warranty, among other thingsCOVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertMon Nov 28 1994 15:165
	I read that the new gas is murder on high compression engines
	such as Audis, VWs, Mercedes, and BMWs.

/john
12.139CALDEC::RAHthe truth is out there.Mon Nov 28 1994 16:322
    
    hearing box persons cheer a murder.
12.140PENUTS::DDESMAISONStoo few argsMon Nov 28 1994 16:383
	that is indeed a thing to hate, rah man.

12.141CSLALL::HENDERSONDig a little deeperMon Nov 28 1994 16:453

 agreed..
12.142WMOIS::GIROUARD_CMon Nov 28 1994 17:141
    Ya, I hate hating that stuff...
12.143AIMHI::RAUHI survived the Cruel SpaMon Nov 28 1994 17:174
    ....I hate people moaning about some slime who died. Vs cheering.
    Imagine what this does not only to the tax payers pockets, but to the
    families and victums... There is no remores for them. Execpt the 15 min
    grave side chat.... by thier local priest, rabbi, who evers....
12.144PENUTS::DDESMAISONStoo few argsMon Nov 28 1994 17:255
 >>   ....I hate people moaning about some slime who died.

	you're not paying attention.

12.145HAAG::HAAGRode hard. Put up wet.Mon Nov 28 1994 17:3417
    those that hate "cheering a murder" better get used to it. the complete
    breakdown of our judicial system has the american public screaming for
    heads. its not just in this file. its everywhere. if the legal system
    worked right, and as intended, this "murder" wouldn't have been
    necessary and would not have occured. people are tired of killers
    getting out free or sitting on death row for decades. as a society we
    must come to terms with the fact that some people do not deserve the
    right to continue living. not after some of the things THEY ARE
    CONVICTED of doing. the american people have always had a sense of
    "justice". they see that eroding and now are responding in a typcially
    american way. they are voting (at the polls, in their speech, with
    their actions) against the system that keeps people like dahmler alive
    long after his atrocities. get used to it.
    
    easty used to label me as: HaaNg 'em High. 
    
    twas the only label he threw at me i agreed with.
12.146POBOX::BATTISWhen in doubt, foul a freshmanMon Nov 28 1994 17:448
    
    well if I was a relative of one of his victims, I sure as hell would
    look upon the news as something tlt. The guy was scum and the prison
    system has their own way of dealing with people of dahlmer's kind.
    Beats having him sit on death row for 14 years like Gacy, the taxpayers
    footing the bill the whole time.
    
    Mark
12.147PENUTS::DDESMAISONStoo few argsMon Nov 28 1994 17:457
  >>  those that hate "cheering a murder" better get used to it.

	you can get used to it if you want, gene.  i see no need to.
	it's possible to be in favor of the sadly-needed swift execution
	of justice and still find the celebration of murder abhorrent.

12.148MPGS::MARKEYSenses Working OvertimeMon Nov 28 1994 17:4912
    He wasn't on death row... he had a life sentence. He _should_ have
    been on death row...
    
    What it boils down to is this: the prisoners did what the justice
    system failed to do. Guilt was not an issue... appeals were not
    an issue. The chair should have been fired up and ready to go
    shortly after sentencing.
    
    I don't consider his murder something to like, but I do consider it
    something that, quite simply, had to happen.
    
    -b
12.149TNPUBS::JONGSteveMon Nov 28 1994 18:163
    Apple fritters from a major donut chain (that now offers hazelnut
    coffee) are apparently beyond their ability to cook fully.  I got
    another one this afternoon with raw dough around the filling.  Urk...
12.150CSLALL::HENDERSONDig a little deeperMon Nov 28 1994 18:193

 Yuk..
12.151USAT05::BENSONMon Nov 28 1994 18:314
    its your fault Steve.  i'm going to buy an apple fritter right now! 
    and a cup of hazelnut coffee will be good with it!
    
    jeff
12.152AIMHI::RAUHI survived the Cruel SpaMon Nov 28 1994 18:361
    .144.... Gee Jack... whajamean? I thought I had it dead cold?
12.153BIGQ::SILVAMemories.....Mon Nov 28 1994 18:3838
| <<< Note 12.145 by HAAG::HAAG "Rode hard. Put up wet." >>>


| those that hate "cheering a murder" better get used to it. the complete
| breakdown of our judicial system has the american public screaming for
| heads. 

	Yeah Gene, just the Right attitude we need to help with these family
values..... 

| people are tired of killers getting out free or sitting on death row for 
| decades. 

	Yeah, so cheering will do all the good. How about changing the system?
There is so much that could be done, don't you think?

| as a society we must come to terms with the fact that some people do not 
| deserve the right to continue living. 

	If as a society there is a death penalty, which is pretty much a state
to state thing, then you are correct. But to ever cheer over it is pretty sad.
Of course that is just my opinion. Your milage could vary.

| they are voting (at the polls, in their speech, with their actions) against 
| the system that keeps people like dahmler alive long after his atrocities. 

	This is kind of funny Gene. Let me ask you. Is there a death penalty in
WI? If not, then was it the system that caused this, or the voters? If people
want the death penalty, they can do something about trying to get it. If the
end results come down to it that they convinced the majority to get it, then it
would be in place. But I'm sure that if they did not convince the majority, you
would never even think about saying the oppisition molded their minds to make
the wrong choice, or that the people were braindead. No, not you. I'm sure you
would just believe that these people did not see a need for the death penalty
at this time.


Glen
12.154DTRACY::CHELSEAMostly harmless.Mon Nov 28 1994 19:025
    Re: .148
    
    >the prisoners did what the justice system failed to do
    
    Vigilante justice by criminals.  Gosh, what a warm and fuzzy feeling.
12.155GMT1::TEEKEMABarney made me do it !!Mon Nov 28 1994 19:032
	I say bring back the gladiator games...........
12.156Jack?PENUTS::DDESMAISONStoo few argsMon Nov 28 1994 19:165
>>         <<< Note 12.152 by AIMHI::RAUH "I survived the Cruel Spa" >>>
>>    .144.... Gee Jack... whajamean? I thought I had it dead cold?

	case in point
12.157AIMHI::RAUHI survived the Cruel SpaMon Nov 28 1994 19:295
    Excuuuuuza! I am jumping up and down on this for Jeffs death. Kill!
    Kill! Kill!! One of the most heinous killers, and many are getting all
    teary-eyed over it like a loss of the own brother or something....
    
    
12.158GMT1::TEEKEMABarney made me do it !!Mon Nov 28 1994 19:312
	Hope they show his mutilated carcuss on the news tonight...%^)
12.159PENUTS::DDESMAISONStoo few argsMon Nov 28 1994 19:339
	i don't know who all these teary-eyed people are.  if you weren't
	referring to the 'boxers who were saying they hate seeing other
	'boxers cheering murder, then never mind.  if you were, then i
	still submit you weren't paying attention.

	- diane


12.160HAAG::HAAGRode hard. Put up wet.Mon Nov 28 1994 20:1915
Note 12.147 by PENUTS::DDESMAISONS
    
  >>>>  those that hate "cheering a murder" better get used to it.
>
>	you can get used to it if you want, gene.  i see no need to.
>	it's possible to be in favor of the sadly-needed swift execution
>	of justice and still find the celebration of murder abhorrent.

    lady di, (and the rest of "haag, you heathen" crowd)
    
    i don't believe i've made any statement that expressed joy,
    celebration, jubilation, or genuine hapiness about dahmer timely death.
    i merely expressed what i beleive the majority of americans opinions on
    this to be. that here was a person that our society could do with out.
    that he is gone is simply justice served.
12.161CALDEC::RAHthe truth is out there.Mon Nov 28 1994 20:257
    
    
    i don't believe that most americans want extra-judicial death
    penalties exacted by anyone.
    
    if you believe that, you have a skewed sample of 'muricans.
    
12.162HAAG::HAAGRode hard. Put up wet.Mon Nov 28 1994 20:2620
Note 12.153 by BIGQ::SILVA
    
>| people are tired of killers getting out free or sitting on death row for 
>| decades. 
>
>	Yeah, so cheering will do all the good. How about changing the system?
>There is so much that could be done, don't you think?

    obviously you weren't listening glen. by voicing our opinion we ARE
    challenging to change the system. were challenging it to change for
    swifter more effective punishment. is that what you don't like? 
    
>	This is kind of funny Gene. Let me ask you. Is there a death penalty in
>WI? 
    
    no. if there was this never would have happened.
    
    >If not, then was it the system that caused this, or the voters? If people
    
    the system you're trying to defend. not the one i am advocating.
12.163HAAG::HAAGRode hard. Put up wet.Mon Nov 28 1994 20:5410
    
    >i don't believe that most americans want extra-judicial death
    >penalties exacted by anyone.
    >if you believe that, you have a skewed sample of 'muricans.
    
    perhaps i wasn't clear enough RAH. i believe that most americans (i saw
    several polls during his trial and sentencing) felt he should receive
    the death penalty for his crimes. now most probably won't agree with
    the method. but i'll bet most still agree with the ultimate result.
    same with susie in Kalinky country. 
12.164WMOIS::GIROUARD_CTue Nov 29 1994 09:2012
    <- Precisely... No sane person would advocate prisoners executing
       prisoners. 
    
       The thing "I liked that day" was knowing that (at least in one case)
       justice was served... Not justifyably, but nevertheless.
    
       Now, there's Manson, Sirhan, etc... Any toilets need cleaning?
    
       BTW, some other guy was with Dahlmer and was beaten pretty badly.
       I'm curious about the motivation.
    
       Chip
12.165The best laugh in da' BOX!STRATA::TSIMMONSTue Nov 29 1994 09:502
    TTHT: The fact that Haag has not continued the "Seminar for Males"
    topic. What's up with that?
12.166USAT05::WARRENFELTZRTue Nov 29 1994 10:171
    He ran outta material to copy
12.167PENUTS::DDESMAISONStoo few argsTue Nov 29 1994 12:0713
  >>  lady di, (and the rest of "haag, you heathen" crowd)

    you _know_ i don't think you're a heathen, so don't include me
    in on that please, gene.
    
  >>  i don't believe i've made any statement that expressed joy,
  >>  celebration, jubilation, or genuine hapiness about dahmer timely death.

    i don't believe i said you did.  you told (me) i should "get
    used to it".  i'm telling you i have no inclination to get used
    to that mentality.
    
12.168"Wonder-gas"ASLAN::GKELLERCongressional Gridlick is a good thingTue Nov 29 1994 12:1026
>                      <<< Note 12.134 by DECWIN::RALTO >>>
>           -< Happy Holidays from your friends in Mass. government >-
>
>    If you live in Massachusetts, your Christmas present will be a
>    "newly formulated" gasoline that will cost 4-9 cents more, will
>    make it harder to start your engine on cold mornings if you haven't
>    had a recent tune-up, and will not smell like gasoline anymore, but
>    will rather have a "sweeter" smell reminiscent of paint thinners.
>    
>    It is, however, better for the environment.  EPA is mandating that
>    states having air quality below a certain level must use this new
>    gasoline.  Massachusetts was *not* on that list, but as good
>   environmental citizens, volunteered us to use this new gas.  No, you
>    don't have a choice.  The new gas will start to appear in December,
>    and all stations will be selling it by New Year's Day.
>    
>    Chris

I was reading about this so-called "wonder-gas" and it turns out that in 
Alaska, where it was first tested, they took it off the market in less than 
one year and replaced it with gasoline treated with ethanol.  it seems that 
this new "wonder-gas" causes chronic headaches in a significant percentage 
of the people.  The gasoline with ethanol was just as efficient and non-
polluting and didn't cause headaches.

Geoff 
12.169First time I EVER saw the whole name! :-)BIGQ::SILVAMemories.....Tue Nov 29 1994 12:488
| <<< Note 12.159 by PENUTS::DDESMAISONS "too few args" >>>



- diane <------ you know she's serious when....



12.170Did I miss a note ?GAAS::BRAUCHERTue Nov 29 1994 12:544
    
    What ?  Haag not a heathen ?  Since when ?
    
      bb
12.171BIGQ::SILVAMemories.....Tue Nov 29 1994 12:5529
| <<< Note 12.162 by HAAG::HAAG "Rode hard. Put up wet." >>>



| obviously you weren't listening glen. by voicing our opinion we ARE 
| challenging to change the system. were challenging it to change for
| swifter more effective punishment. is that what you don't like?

	Gene, you were able to do all that by cheering his death? I hardly
think so. It seems the only time murder is acceptable is when a group of people
are against someone who murdered. Yet if someone stole something from you,
would you want to go steal something from them? I seriously doubt it. Yet with
murder, people want to do the same. It's this thinking that I don't understand,
and don't agree with. But, that is just my opinion....

| >If not, then was it the system that caused this, or the voters? If people

| the system you're trying to defend. not the one i am advocating.


	Could you expand on that? The voters could have placed a measure on a
ballot that would have brought the death penalty to a vote, could it not? Yet
apparently it was either defeated, or not enough people wanted it to even bring
it to a vote. Is that the system, or is it the voters? If the voters, then I
understand where you are coming from. If the system, please explain it a
little?


Glen
12.172PENUTS::DDESMAISONStoo few argsTue Nov 29 1994 12:578
 >>- diane <------ you know she's serious when....

	no, that was because he called me "Jack".
	just getting the name clear, is all.




12.173PENUTS::DDESMAISONStoo few argsTue Nov 29 1994 14:1312
	speaking of charge cards, there'll be conversations like
	this to look forward to during the christmas season:

	Them: Do you have a Filene's charge?
	Me:   No I don't, and I don't want one, thanks.
	Them: No?
	Me:   No thanks.
	Them: You don't want to save 10% on your first purchase?
	Me:   No, you see, I'm a complete idiot.  That's the long
	      and short of it.

12.174BIGQ::SILVAMemories.....Tue Nov 29 1994 14:234


	I'll have to remember that one.... :-)
12.175PENUTS::DDESMAISONStoo few argsTue Nov 29 1994 14:269

	>>I'll have to remember that one.... :-)

	of course that last bit would just be in my head, you
	realize that, glen.  ;>

	wish i had the nerve though.

12.176POLAR::RICHARDSONThe Quintessential GruntlingTue Nov 29 1994 14:342
    Di, it once you get the first one under your belt, you'll feel so good
    that you'll want to do it again and again! 8-)
12.177HAAG::HAAGRode hard. Put up wet.Tue Nov 29 1994 15:346
Note 12.165 by STRATA::TSIMMONS
    
    >    TTHT: The fact that Haag has not continued the "Seminar for Males"
    >topic. What's up with that?
    
    i haven't the time these days. maybe in december.
12.178HAAG::HAAGRode hard. Put up wet.Tue Nov 29 1994 15:3811
Note 12.171 by BIGQ::SILVA
    
>	Gene, you were able to do all that by cheering his death? I hardly
>think so. It seems the only time murder is acceptable is when a group of people
    
    of course not. however, in order to effect change on massive systems
    you need a multitude of ground swell efforts. cheering dahmer is but
    one more clink in the armor. perhaps even more telling is the near
    total lack of condemnation about the way he died. except for his
    lawyer. that silence says more than all the cat calls from the crowd.
    its cheering in its own right.
12.179HAAG::HAAGRode hard. Put up wet.Tue Nov 29 1994 16:036
Note 12.175 by PENUTS::DDESMAISONS 

	>>wish i had the nerve though.

    invite me along. i've the nerve for such things keeping in mind of
    course the sales clerk is but the messanger.
12.180PENUTS::DDESMAISONStoo few argsTue Nov 29 1994 16:105
>>    invite me along. i've the nerve for such things keeping in mind of
>>    course the sales clerk is but the messanger.

	yes, i've seen your nerve with my own eyes.  (ooh er missus)
12.181POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of PerditionTue Nov 29 1994 16:146
    
    I'm feeling...reversed today.
    
    I feel like I woke up left-handed in a right-handed world, or
    something.  It's a very bizarre feeling and I'm not quite sure what to
    do about it, if anything.
12.182PENUTS::DDESMAISONStoo few argsTue Nov 29 1994 16:165
	>>It's a very bizarre feeling and I'm not quite sure what to
        >>do about it, if anything.

	well whatever you decide, do the opposite.

12.183MPGS::MARKEYBill Clinton: recognizable obscenityTue Nov 29 1994 16:164
    First things first... are there any seams showing on the outside of
    your clothing?
    
    -b
12.184BIGQ::SILVAMemories.....Tue Nov 29 1994 16:174


	Go visit the left-handed store at Faniel Hall.
12.185HAAG::HAAGRode hard. Put up wet.Tue Nov 29 1994 16:293
	>yes, i've seen your nerve with my own eyes.  (ooh er missus)
    
    omidear. glad its tuesday.
12.186MPGS::MARKEYBill Clinton: recognizable obscenityTue Nov 29 1994 16:335
    The memory leak in the version of eXcursion that I have... it keeps
    eating memory until there's not enough to run the C compiler... which
    means closing all the windows, stopping MS-Windows and restarting...
    
    -b
12.187POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of PerditionTue Nov 29 1994 16:345
    
    Everything appears to be on correctly - I just _feel_ reversed, I think
    I _look_ ok.
    
    Hmm.  
12.188NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Nov 29 1994 16:343
>	wish i had the nerve though.

If you were Jack, you'd have the nerve.
12.189SMURF::BINDERvitam gustareTue Nov 29 1994 16:516
12.190TROOA::COLLINSNot Phil, not Tom, not Joan...Tue Nov 29 1994 17:048
    
    .181:
    
    You have slipped through a vortex into a parallel universe...
    
    ...this is the evil ANTI-SOAPBOX!
    
    
12.191raed hoPOWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of PerditionTue Nov 29 1994 17:151
    
12.192em selbuort sihtPOLAR::RICHARDSONThe Quintessential GruntlingTue Nov 29 1994 17:172
     
    
12.193rorrim ym s'erehwSUBPAC::JJENSENJojo the Fishing WidowTue Nov 29 1994 17:290
12.194PCBUOA::LEFEBVREPCBU Asia/Pacific MarketingTue Nov 29 1994 17:353
    Sick rug-rat.
    
    Mark.
12.195USAT05::BENSONTue Nov 29 1994 17:514
    this nagging, searing pain in my collarbone.  always follows cool,
    rainy weather.
    
    jeff
12.196GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERhardest to learn=least complicatedTue Nov 29 1994 18:048
    
    
    
    Sounds like old age to me....... :')
    
    
    
    Mike
12.197lil sister is the internet novice - needs luck she says.VMSNET::M_MACIOLEKFour54 Camaro/Only way to flyTue Nov 29 1994 18:076
    My little sister just sent me some stupid internet chain letter
    with about 10000 lines of headers in it and everyone going, wow
    this is fun, look where this has been... don't get bad luck...
    
    ... I forwarded it back to my pop who works with her.  When he gets
    back from Hawaii he can delete it.
12.198ODIXIE::CIAROCHIOne Less DogTue Nov 29 1994 18:071
    Check and see if there's a pin stuck in your raincoat...
12.199DTRACY::CHELSEAMostly harmless.Tue Nov 29 1994 18:2011
    Snagged a cancellation at the dentist's -- 9:00 am, which is extremely
    early Chelsea time, especially since I had to leave the house by 8:40
    to get there on time.  I hadn't been in 18 months, so the hygienist
    treated me like a lost lamb returned to the fold.  She used this very
    salty, nasty-tasting polish that sprays everywhere (but does a good job 
    on the teeth).  I've been brushing too hard, which wears out the dentin 
    near the gum line and makes the tooth sensitive, so now I have to pay 
    attention when I'm brushing.  Plus I should use the fluoride rinse
    again, to help protect the abraded teeth.
    
    But now I don't have to go back for another six months.
12.200When you find something that works, stick with itMOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Tue Nov 29 1994 18:221
Or, perhaps, eighteen . . . 
12.201GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERhardest to learn=least complicatedTue Nov 29 1994 18:286
    
    
    
    Why every six months with teeth?  I mean who made the reccomendation? 
    The ADA.......oh, and who makes the up the ADA?  Oh, the people who you
    pay monet to when you have to go to the dentist.....hmmmm.
12.202SMURF::BINDERvitam gustareTue Nov 29 1994 18:344
    .201
    
    i'd rather go every six months and have those little, eentsy weentsy
    holes plugged BEFORE they get big enough to be a problem, not AFTER.
12.203COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertTue Nov 29 1994 18:358
>    My little sister just sent me some stupid internet chain letter

...

Too bad you forwarded it back out.  Forwarding chain letters is grounds for
disconnection from the Internet.  It will be _your_ fault if we get cut off.

/john
12.204DTRACY::CHELSEAMostly harmless.Tue Nov 29 1994 18:377
    Depends on your tolerance for pain.  When tartar builds up, it can
    irritate the gums, leading to the first stages of periodontal disease. 
    The scraping process can get really painful, then.
    
    I didn't visit a dentist all through college, not until a few years
    into my employment.  It took two visits to remove all the built-up
    tartar, and there was a lot of blood on my bib when they were done.
12.205POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of PerditionTue Nov 29 1994 18:392
    
    er...thank you for sharing that with us.
12.206POLAR::RICHARDSONThe Quintessential GruntlingTue Nov 29 1994 18:401
    This is giving me the overwhelming urge to expectorate.
12.207DTRACY::CHELSEAMostly harmless.Tue Nov 29 1994 18:411
    Consider it a warning, like the ghost of Jacob Marley.
12.208Still in my mail folderVMSNET::M_MACIOLEKFour54 Camaro/Only way to flyTue Nov 29 1994 18:433
    Er, John, I ain't forwarded it yet...  maybe I'll just can it and
    take my chances.  I reckon the worst that can happen to me is I'll
    fall down the stairs "on my way home" today.
12.209COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertTue Nov 29 1994 18:454
Good.  You don't want it to end up in some Internet War Room with your name
on one of the headers.

/john
12.210GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERhardest to learn=least complicatedTue Nov 29 1994 18:464
    
    
    I find once a year to be sufficient.  Of course, I count everything in
    dog years so I really go every 1.7 months... :')
12.211POLAR::RICHARDSONThe Quintessential GruntlingTue Nov 29 1994 18:471
    Where would such a room be found?
12.212COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertTue Nov 29 1994 18:491
BB&N?
12.213MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Tue Nov 29 1994 18:524
> maybe I'll just can it and take my chances.

. . . Phillippe Ernesto de Salvos, a Chilean monk, broke the chain and succumbed
to viral pneumonia less than three months later . . . 
12.214CSLALL::HENDERSONDig a little deeperTue Nov 29 1994 18:5911



 Fascinating reading, the intertwined notes on Chelsea's dental adventures,
 and the wayward chain letter..




Jim
12.215USAT05::BENSONTue Nov 29 1994 18:5910
    
    i bought a battery-powered tooth polisher at Walmart for $12.  with it
    came that paste the dentist uses when cleaning your teeth.  it works
    really well but its too big to get in my mouth so i can work on the
    back of my teeth.  i regularly scrape and pick and polish between
    dental visits.  but then i've got the ph levels in my mouth which make
    plaque formation greater than most.  this brings new meaning to the
    term "acid tongue", eh?
    
    jeff
12.216Woiks for moiSPEZKO::FRASERMobius Loop; see other sideTue Nov 29 1994 19:1310
        Regarding the  solicitations to fill out an application and get
        10% off - Di, I like your approach!
        
        I take the  MPatHG French Taunter approach - horrendous cartoon
        Frrrrainch accaint - " Non thaunks; ah alreedy got waan!"
        
        Smile and walk on ...
        
        Andy
        
12.217USAT05::BENSONTue Nov 29 1994 19:145
    
    i apply for the card, get the 10% discount, then cut the card to pieces
    when it arrives in the mail.
    
    jeff
12.218SMURF::BINDERvitam gustareTue Nov 29 1994 19:203
    .217
    
    and you don't have trouble sleeping nights?
12.219BIGQ::SILVAMemories.....Tue Nov 29 1994 19:254


	Nice Christian fella you are Jeff. Deception at it's best.
12.220COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertTue Nov 29 1994 19:273
Why is that deception?

/john
12.221CSLALL::HENDERSONDig a little deeperTue Nov 29 1994 19:279

 Just for kicks, where do you see deception, Glen?





Jim
12.222reply to .218 - and my first snarf!USAT05::BENSONTue Nov 29 1994 19:284
    no.  should i?  unfortunately, i can use my credit account without
    having a card.  but i never do...so far anyway.
    
    jeff
12.224MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Tue Nov 29 1994 19:299
>	Nice Christian fella you are Jeff. Deception at it's best.

How so? You apply for the card. No law says you ever have to have any
intention to use it. They are giving you the discount for the application.

I have charge cards for stores I've never even shopped in. There's
nothing deceptive about that. I've lived up to every single term of the
agreement that applies.

12.225USAT05::BENSONTue Nov 29 1994 19:314
    
    Glen, i'd say self-deception is "deception at its best".
    
    jeff
12.226PENUTS::DDESMAISONStoo few argsTue Nov 29 1994 19:335
	so let's see - you get the discount, they incur the processing
	fees, and yet you intend to not use the card.  that's not
	deception?  sounds like deception.

12.227CSLALL::HENDERSONDig a little deeperTue Nov 29 1994 19:3314


 Heck, I was in a major department store last year about this time.  I
 noticed a woman I knew at the counter who was buying some stuff..they
 gave her the spiel about the 10% and she said she didn't want the card,
 she'd never use it.  They told her if she wanted to apply for it she could
 take the 10% discount on what she was buying then and then do just what 
 Jeff did...cut the card up and toss it!




 Jim
12.228GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERMontanabound, oneof these daysTue Nov 29 1994 19:359
    
    
    Is there a place on the app where it says that you plan to use it? 
    I've never seen it.  They know the risks and have decided that the
    benefit outweighs the risks.  And they also charge 21% interest (at
    SEARS).  
    
    
    Mike
12.229preciselyPENUTS::DDESMAISONStoo few argsTue Nov 29 1994 19:363
	yeah, the risk is that some people will take advantage.

12.230MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Tue Nov 29 1994 19:3713
They offer the discount as an incentive to apply. If possible, they'd also
like you to use the card. Instead, you make use of the discount, which
they've promised you in exchange for the application, which you complied with,
and never use the card. Perhaps you shop there but pay cash instead of
using the card.

They didn't offer the discount as a condition of using the card to make
$x000 worth of purchases.

Should one feel guilty about going into a store, buying all their loss
leaders because they're bargains, and then leaving without spending
money on anything else?

12.231COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertTue Nov 29 1994 19:371
Taking advantage of the most generous outcome of an offer is _not_ deception.
12.232USAT05::BENSONTue Nov 29 1994 19:376
    
    matters not since the account is valid with or without a card.  not
    having the card minimizes, not destoys, my chances of using the
    account.  out of sight out of mind.
    
    jeff
12.233EmporiumSX4GTO::OLSONDoug Olson, SDSC West, Palo AltoTue Nov 29 1994 19:4517
    I've done nearly the same thing - I seldom go shopping for clothes,
    just takes too long to get into the frame of mind.  Every couple of
    years, though, it becomes necessary.  I typically buy 12-15 pair of
    identical black socks, similar number of athletic socks, underwear, on
    such trips, and throw out all the old stuff.  You can spend close to
    $200 on that alone, never mind real shirts and slacks and all the other
    stuff you gotta have.  Three years or so ago, I was solicited for the
    store charge application on such a trip...I took the discount, felt
    absolutely no guilt - and never planned to use the card.  It arrived, I
    stuck it in my wallet... and a year ago, on another such trip, pulled
    it out.  The darn thing was too beat-up for the magnetic strip to read,
    and they spent fifteen minutes on the phone trying to verify their OWN
    IN-STORE account!  Too much trouble - I fished for VISA instead.  I
    should feel guilty when the one time I tried to use their silly card it
    failed?
    
    DougO
12.234PENUTS::DDESMAISONStoo few argsTue Nov 29 1994 19:465
	john, you're using the term "taking advantage of" to mean "availing
	oneself of".  i was using it in the sense of abusing something.


12.235MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Tue Nov 29 1994 19:557
Where is the abuse?

Is it also abuse if you use the card and pay off your balance within 30
days so that they can't assess you a finance charge, even though they
have processing overhead?


12.236SMURF::BINDERvitam gustareTue Nov 29 1994 20:3016
    the abuse is in that what you are doing is tantamount to
    bait-and-switch.
    
    bait-and-switch is when a merchant advertises something, usually
    inferior merchandise, at a very low price and then, when customers ask
    for it, either has none in stock or badmouths it to the point where the
    customer accepts a higher-priced and higher-profit-margined article. 
    the merchant is implying something he/she does not really intend to
    carry out, and the feds have declared such tactics deceptive and
    illegal.
    
    when you apply for the card, you have no intention of doing what you
    imply when you appply for the card, i.e., using it.  even if you are
    complying with the letter of the agreement, you are lying by omission,
    and you are as guilty of bait-and-switch as a merchant would be.  it's
    deception.
12.238SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIgrep this!Tue Nov 29 1994 22:2711
    
    Of course it's abuse!! That's why they sit at every exit and
    practically beg you to abuse them!
    
      Sorta like the fragrance ladies....
    
    
    BTW.. is it abuse when I scratch off that little circle on the flyer
    they send to the house that states "Do not scratch until time of
    purchase and in the presence of sales clerk"? How much
    overhead/expense/processing charges did I cost them doing that?
12.239JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeTue Nov 29 1994 22:3410
    If you use that card one time, most likely it'll pay for their
    processing fee.  The number of folks who use versus don't use are
    really far and few between.
    
    I've done the same thing twice this year.  When I got the card, I put
    it in my jewelry box.  I went back to that store 2 months later and
    found my checkbook out of checks, "bingo I've got an account here!" 
    Pulled out my drivers license and boom made the purchases I needed.
    
    Did pay the balance in full though before 30 days was up. :-)
12.240DNEAST::RICKER_STEVETue Nov 29 1994 23:254
    	I take the discount a sears every time they offer it, and I get
    refused every time, (bad credit) is this deceptive?
    
    								S.R.
12.241The Joys of Periodontal Maintenance VisitsGOOEY::RALTOClinton next.Wed Nov 30 1994 02:279
    All this dentist talk is timely for me, since just this afternoon
    I experienced The Mother Of All Cleanings, and my gums are still
    sore more than eight hours later.
    
    [The remainder of this reply, which originally contained gory
     detail, descriptions of previous gum surgeries, etc., has
     been mercifully deleted out of compassion for box readers.]
    
    Chris
12.242GMT1::TEEKEMABarney made me do it !!Wed Nov 30 1994 11:512
	Catching up on this topic........%^(
12.243no ::SPORTSODIXIE::ZOGRANOne hand clappingWed Nov 30 1994 12:074
    TTHT - All of the groaning in the ::SPORTS note that caused the mods to
    write lock it.  Sheesh.
    
    Dan
12.244USAT05::BENSONWed Nov 30 1994 12:276
    
    well, i'll have to reconsider my position on the idea.  fyi, in all
    cases so far, i have had to charge the purchase on my new account in
    order to receive the 10% discount.  so i've used the card.
    
    jeff
12.245CSLALL::HENDERSONDig a little deeperWed Nov 30 1994 12:4615

  Now that I think about I remember buying something in Sears one time and
 paid with Mastercard.  They gave me the opportunity to apply for a Sears
 card and receive a 10% discount on my purchase for applying.  I applied
 and got rejected (long story)..

 funny thing is, my ex called me the other day and said the account we had
 had with Sears while we were married (and in my name) was still open though
 we both thought it closed.  I called them up a couple nights ago and indeed
 it is still open and they're mailing me a new card!



Jim
12.246PENUTS::DDESMAISONStoo few argsWed Nov 30 1994 12:4811
>>Is it also abuse if you use the card and pay off your balance within 30
>>days so that they can't assess you a finance charge, even though they
>>have processing overhead?

	no.  the fact that you have a card that you intend to use 
	increases the likelihood that you'll patronize that store,
	at the very least.

	

12.247USAT05::BENSONWed Nov 30 1994 12:585
    
    ttht: commiserating with my six-year-old son, Graham, over the natural
    death of his pet hamster during the night.
    
    jeff
12.248I cancel the acct and start againWMOIS::FAFELLife is short. Play Dead.Wed Nov 30 1994 13:077
    The discount is offered for applying for the card. Nothing else.
    If the offer was a discount for using the card and you paid another way
    that may be deceptive. Is it deceptive to buy from a store in NH because 
    there is no sales tax even though I live in MA? Hell, they advertise it
    that way. 
    I've been given the discount at Sears and I actually paid for the stuff
    with cash. There is nothing deceptive about it. 
12.249POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of PerditionWed Nov 30 1994 13:279
    
    I'm feeling less reversed today, but still not quite right.
    
    I'm beginning to wonder if maybe my new office setup has something to
    do with it.  I now face towards the left to use my PC.  Maybe I should
    rearrange?
    
    This is very odd.
    
12.250SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIgrep this!Wed Nov 30 1994 13:549
    
    
    mz_deb.....
    
      Become ambidextrous...
    
    
    Hope this helps..... :) :)
    
12.251POLAR::RICHARDSONThe Quintessential GruntlingWed Nov 30 1994 13:573
    Not only that, try using both hands the same way.

    Gilligan
12.252POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of PerditionWed Nov 30 1994 14:194
    
    Now I've gone and killed the copier.
    
    I shoulda stayed home today...
12.253MPGS::MARKEYBill Clinton: recognizable obscenityWed Nov 30 1994 14:236
    >Now I've gone and killed the copier.
    
    Most people will, I'm sure, view your act with roughly the same amount
    of sympathy for the victim as was shown for Jeffry Dahmer... :-)
    
    -b
12.254POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of PerditionWed Nov 30 1994 14:244
    
    But will said copier rate a "hummmmpfff...!"?
    
    Whatever that is and all.
12.255WMOIS::GIROUARD_CWed Nov 30 1994 14:341
    I guess that'd really depend on the copier's criminal background
12.256POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of PerditionWed Nov 30 1994 14:394
    
    Facilities Guru told me it was just completely overhauled last night.
    
    I wonder if the 3 strikes law applies to copiers.
12.257TNPUBS::JONGSteveWed Nov 30 1994 14:422
    My flu symptoms have developed into flu.  I feel like crap.
    Why am I here?
12.258CSC32::M_EVANSperforated porciniWed Nov 30 1994 14:426
    The little bird spent last night puking everything she swallowed, and
    demanding more food and drink immediately afterwards.  after an almost
    sleepless night, I hope this crud my friends brought out from Reno does
    run its course in 24 hours.
    
    meg
12.259OOTOOL::CHELSEAMostly harmless.Wed Nov 30 1994 15:165
    Re: .257
    
    >Why am I here?
    
    Because you want to share the wealth?
12.260GAVEL::JANDROWGreen Eyed Lady...Wed Nov 30 1994 15:4411
    
    
    >>Now I've gone and killed the copier.
    
    thanqs deb....couldn't ya have killed the copier when you were in your
    own wing???  nooooooo.....ya had to wait to come down here and use MY
    copier...and bust it...why, i oughta be the one smaq'n and pinchin'
    you...break my copier, will ya...
    
    
    
12.261**YEOW** take it easy willya??VMSNET::M_MACIOLEKFour54 Camaro/Only way to flyWed Nov 30 1994 16:5615
    Just dealt with a customer who is less than satisfied with Digital
    as a whole.  S/W problems, H/W problems, and administrative issues
    as well, in some part self-inflicted.  ("hey - we're the gov't, of
    course we don't have hardware support").
    
    Touchy, because I don't want to get into a pissing match with him
    and say "yup, digital's <r.o.>'d", or "no, your wrong, digital is
    ok, _you're_ screwed up."  He was pretty p.o.'d.  Customer told me
    "I've been with VMS since 3.0 and I fear for digital." blah blah...
    
    Damn, I usually make 8 people a day moderately happy, but every now
    and then I get someone who wants to dump all over me as a
    representative of this company.
    
    Maybe he missed our new commercials on teevee.  :^|
12.262CSC32::M_EVANSperforated porciniWed Nov 30 1994 18:237
    Mike,
    
    Seems I hear more of this than anything else anymore.  Particularly
    from those who have truly grabbwed a hand cannon and aimed it at their
    feet before I reach them.
    
    meg
12.263MPGS::MARKEYBill Clinton: recognizable obscenityWed Nov 30 1994 20:574
    Having one of my consulting clients skate dangerously close to chapter
    11, and to use my services as an opportunity for cost cutting... :-(
    
    -b
12.264OOTOOL::CHELSEAMostly harmless.Wed Nov 30 1994 21:221
    Last day as a Digital employee, after 8+ years.
12.265PEAKS::OAKEYThe difference? About 8000 milesWed Nov 30 1994 21:258
Re: <<< Note 12.264 by OOTOOL::CHELSEA "Mostly harmless." >>>

>>    Last day as a Digital employee, after 8+ years.

Yhea, but you're still going to have network access for some time, so it's not
like you're going to disappear from Soapbox.

                                  Roak
12.266OOTOOL::CHELSEAMostly harmless.Wed Nov 30 1994 21:284
    Which is why I didn't put anything in the Goodbye topic.
    
    It does mean I'll no longer be a moderator.  So I'm going to delete
    everyone's notes tonight, just before midnight....
12.267JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeWed Nov 30 1994 21:353
    -1
    
    :-) :-)
12.268WMOIS::GIROUARD_CThu Dec 01 1994 10:074
     Well Chels, good luck anyway... I won't ignore the departure note
     like everyone else has...
    
     Chip
12.269BIGQ::SILVAMemories.....Thu Dec 01 1994 12:3710
| <<< Note 12.221 by CSLALL::HENDERSON "Dig a little deeper" >>>



| Just for kicks, where do you see deception, Glen?


	Jim, they are trying to sign him up for a card. They are giving him a
10% discount to do so. They think they now have another card customer, but in
reality he only wants the discount, not the card. Deception.
12.270POBOX::BATTISWhen in doubt, foul a freshmanThu Dec 01 1994 12:396
    
    Chels
    
    Where are you headed to??
    
    Mark
12.271BIGQ::SILVAMemories.....Thu Dec 01 1994 12:416
| <<< Note 12.237 by CSC32::J_OPPELT "Oracle-bound" >>>

| This is a stupid discussion.  Accepting a business' offer is not abuse of 
| them.

	It's abuse when the card is tossed. 
12.272BIGQ::SILVAMemories.....Thu Dec 01 1994 12:4618
| <<< Note 12.244 by USAT05::BENSON >>>


| well, i'll have to reconsider my position on the idea.  fyi, in all cases so 
| far, i have had to charge the purchase on my new account in order to receive 
| the 10% discount.  so i've used the card.

	Ha! That's funny Jeff. When you apply for any card, you could get
turned down. Yet in every case you say they make you charge on an account that
may not even be given to you. This seems pretty weird. And it also seems weird
that after people have shown you that it is deception, you all of a sudden
remember this.... Hmmmm.....  

	So far, when this has happened to me, there was no account to charge it
to as they only took my application. Oh well..... 


Glen
12.273CSLALL::HENDERSONDig a little deeperThu Dec 01 1994 12:4817
RE:               <<< Note 12.271 by BIGQ::SILVA "Memories....." >>>

>| <<< Note 12.237 by CSC32::J_OPPELT "Oracle-bound" >>>

>| This is a stupid discussion.  Accepting a business' offer is not abuse of 
>| them.

>	It's abuse when the card is tossed. 


How do you view the scenario I presented in .227?




Jim
12.274please mature a bit, GlenUSAT05::BENSONThu Dec 01 1994 12:551
    
12.275MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Thu Dec 01 1994 13:1818
>	It's abuse when the card is tossed. 

This is still just as silly an argument today as it was yesterday.

What if the card isn't tossed, but simply never used? Still abuse? One
should avoid being an "abuser" by buying merchandise that he normally
wouldn't at prices he wouldn't normally spend? How about the loss leaders?
Is one an "abuser" not to buy "something" else when they drop by to pick
up the advertised pound of smoked salmon for $.49? How about if one actually
uses the card but always pays the balance due before a finance charge can
accrue? How about if one shops there but pays cash instead of using the
card?

All of these have the same net effect as never intending to use the card.
Are they all "abuse"? If not, then why should the intention not to use it
be any different?

I'll keep right on "abusing" businesses who make these offers, thankyou.
12.276PENUTS::DDESMAISONStoo few argsThu Dec 01 1994 13:224
>>I'll keep right on "abusing" businesses who make these offers, thankyou.

	i'm sure lots of people will.

12.278PENUTS::DDESMAISONStoo few argsThu Dec 01 1994 13:304
	there's a new note (126) for this discussion, if you're
	interested.

12.279MPGS::MARKEYBill Clinton: recognizable obscenityThu Dec 01 1994 14:586
    People that say... "the meeting starts at 11:30" when they mean: "the
    meeting starts whenever I feel like showing up... your time be damned"
    I've stopped going to the conference room looking for the people in
    question... they can come find me now...
    
    -b
12.280TROOA::COLLINSComfortably numb...Thu Dec 01 1994 16:145
    
    ...net...link...2...box...2...slow...
    
    ...must...warn...others...
    
12.281BIGQ::SILVAMemories.....Thu Dec 01 1994 16:2913
| <<< Note 12.273 by CSLALL::HENDERSON "Dig a little deeper" >>>



| How do you view the scenario I presented in .227?


	Gee Jim, I've known many a people who have worked for a company and
told the customers to do this or that. The intent behind it all by the higher
ups is what counts, not how everyone deceives people.


Glen
12.282POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of PerditionThu Dec 01 1994 18:333
    
    Darnit, I've lost Matt Rearwin's email address AGAIN.  Does anyone have
    it?
12.283PENUTS::DDESMAISONStoo few argsThu Dec 01 1994 18:463
	try this Deb - CLARK::KENT

12.284No charge. VMSNET::M_MACIOLEKFour54 Camaro/Only way to flyThu Dec 01 1994 18:491
    rearwin@WPI.EDU
12.285BIGQ::SILVAMemories.....Thu Dec 01 1994 18:524


	Have you copied that 'tine?
12.286POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of PerditionThu Dec 01 1994 19:046
    
    Thank you o mad one.
    
    
    And you, lady di...who works with di?  I need to send someone over
    there to give her a little pinch on the arm 8^).
12.287CSLALL::HENDERSONDig a little deeperThu Dec 01 1994 19:0915
    
>    And you, lady di...who works with di?  I need to send someone over
>    there to give her a little pinch on the arm 8^).




  I do!  But, she moved her office or something, cuz when I made a yoghurt
 run a while ago I went looking for her to chortle about the cashier being
 right there and I couldn't find her :-/




Jim
12.288POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of PerditionThu Dec 01 1994 19:123
    
    Di honey, stand up, identify yourself, and take your pinch like a man
    (or should that be maness?). 
12.289HAAG::HAAGRode hard. Put up wet.Thu Dec 01 1994 19:1575
here is another classic reason to keep government out of our lives.
    
in 1984 MN passed a gender equity law stating that there shall be equal pay 
for equal jobs of equal seniority. MN is the only state that has such a law 
AND fines for non-compliance. the flaming witch that pushed the law through 
in '84 was a state senator from a fasionable yuppy neighborhood on st. paul's 
west side. in '88 this witch was voted out. she gambled that coming forth as 
a lesbian would help her re-election bid. it didn't. but by then some damage 
had been done and the foundation for a real disaster was in place.


between '84 and '88 this witch kept adding more and more state agencies to
the list of those subject to the equal gender rules. at first it was only
direct state employees that were subject to the law. by adding one after 
another to bills over the years this witch finally ended up getting just 
about all non-private institutions that receive any state money subject to
the law - including every school district in the state. skip forward to 
march 1994. 

this past march the flaming witch shows up again. this time as head of the
Employee Equality Commission the EEC. this is the agency tasked with - you 
guessed it - enforcing the gender equity act. she was appointed to the post 
by yet another man-hating, bra burning (literally - in 1966 i believe) 
witch - the State Comissioner of Taxation. i have met and talked with the 
commissioner of taxation a couple of times. wasn't a pretty picture either time.
but i digress.

well the witch of the EEC wasted little time. she has a very modest staff to
try and enforce this law across so MANY sprawling state funded agencies 
including 1,640 local government units. so in april of this year she 
dedicated a LARGE percentage of her staff to auditing 4 of the
states school districts. and guess what? sure enough 3 of them were not
compliant with the law for certain periods since 1990. the worst was not
compliant for 11 months of the last 4 years, tho is compliant now and has
been this entire school year. the fine? $3.2 million. the crime? being 6%
out of quota for those eleven months. it seems that for 11 months during the
past 4 years, using EEO's formula, the school district was paying one sex of
teachers 6% more than the other. they aren't saying if it was men or women who
got more citing its irrelevance.

the school board for that district is appealing saying they fought like hell
in the Nov election to get a bond measure passed to reduce the number of 
students per classroom. that measure is to raise about $4 million next year.
the appeal isn't likely to work since the state attorney general is the son
of the late HHH. he also supported the initial bill in '84. if it got out of
hand since then he sure isn't going to admit it.

this whole thing stinks and the school district is trying to get the governor 
involved. think about a couple of things. why did she "pick on" those 
particular school districts? i did some research and have my theories. 

 1. ALL four school districts audited passed revenue raising measures this past
    election.

 2. NONE of the four districts are from the decaying inner city ones that
    really don't have any money.

 3. NONE of the four districts are from the wealthy suburbs of SW minneapolis 
    or st. paul's eastside - where the political powerbrokers of this state
    all live.

 4. ALL four districts are predominately blue collar working class 
    neighborhoods.

that's my theory why they got picked on. the EEC witch is now campaigning
to EXPAND her organization using the money obtained from "those in direct
violation of the law". her plea is that if she had more staff she could
notify (nice PC word) school districts of their violations much sooner thus
cutting down on interest and late fees which made this fine particularly
steep. the hardest hit school district is thinking of suing the state but
fears legal fees could double their loses. 

this is the kind of crap we said no to on 11/8 all over the country. if you
don't KEEP saying NO they'll jam it down your throat. vote. and vote NO to
    more government.
12.290PENUTS::DDESMAISONStoo few argsThu Dec 01 1994 19:156

>>   But, she moved her office or something, 

	i did no such thing - been right here for the past 7 years or 
	whatever.  sorry i missed you.
12.291CSLALL::HENDERSONDig a little deeperThu Dec 01 1994 19:1918

RE:            <<< Note 12.290 by PENUTS::DDESMAISONS "too few args" >>>



>>>   But, she moved her office or something, 

>	i did no such thing - been right here for the past 7 years or 
>	whatever.  sorry i missed you.



    Hmmmm....still near the windows?  



 Jim
12.292PENUTS::DDESMAISONStoo few argsThu Dec 01 1994 19:254
>>    Hmmmm....still near the windows?  

	yes.
12.293GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERMontanabound, oneof these daysThu Dec 01 1994 19:368
    
    
    
    So this gal asks me to give her a ride home from work.  No big deal. 
    Then she just informs me that we have to give her mother a ride home as
    well.  No problem, right?  WRONG.  Her mother is a certifiable nutcase.
    
    
12.294USAT05::BENSONThu Dec 01 1994 19:374
    
    hope she doesn't pee in your car!
    
    jeff
12.295POLAR::RICHARDSONThu Dec 01 1994 19:371
    Tell her about flagpoles.
12.296MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Thu Dec 01 1994 19:371
Wull, you got the pickup truck, right?
12.297SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIgrep this!Thu Dec 01 1994 19:384
    RE" .293
    
    Alleged certifiable nutcase...
    
12.298GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERMontanabound, oneof these daysThu Dec 01 1994 19:4111
    
    
    No alleged about it.....and yes, Jack, the bed was mentioned in our
    conversation.  The gal said that she thought about the same thing.
    
    If she starts on, I'll start messing with her head.  The flag pole
    discussion is a good idea.  If she pees in my car, they will both be
    walking home.
    
    
    Mike
12.299SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIgrep this!Thu Dec 01 1994 19:449
    
    RE: .298
    
    Mike....
    
    >If she pees in my car...
    
     Have her sit on one of ski's towels..
    
12.300GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERMontanabound, oneof these daysThu Dec 01 1994 19:455
    
    
    Actually between me smoking and having Hootie and the Blowfish
    cranking, that ought to do the trick.  Maybe we can take her right to
    St. E's.
12.301CSLALL::HENDERSONDig a little deeperThu Dec 01 1994 19:4813

>>>    Hmmmm....still near the windows?  

>	yes.



 Well, missed ya then :-/



Jim
12.302POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of PerditionThu Dec 01 1994 19:492
    
    Go back, Jim!  Go back!  8^)
12.303DTRACY::CHELSEAMostly harmless.Thu Dec 01 1994 19:5515
    Re: .289
    
    >in 1984 MN passed a gender equity law stating that there shall be
    >equal pay for equal jobs of equal seniority.
    
    How disgusting....
    
    >the fine? $3.2 million.
    
    Yowza!
    
    >they aren't saying if it was men or women who got more citing its 
    >irrelevance.
    
    Good for them.
12.304USAT05::BENSONThu Dec 01 1994 19:587
    
	>...Hootie and the Blowfish
    
    is it as good as the Eddie Murphy movie i saw the other night, Bootie
    and the Hofish?
    
    jeff    
12.305PENUTS::DDESMAISONStoo few argsThu Dec 01 1994 20:184
	piece of source code that someone else just put into
	production that would curl your toes.  

12.306JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeThu Dec 01 1994 21:402
    TTHT  They they had to stick me 4 times before they could start the
    IVP.... and two of the times shot dye underneath my skin. :-(
12.307ODIXIE::CIAROCHIOne Less DogFri Dec 02 1994 00:041
    Bummer.  Why this?  Don't answer if it's too nosey.
12.308COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertFri Dec 02 1994 00:291
IVP: Installation Verification Procedure.
12.309JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeFri Dec 02 1994 01:464
    -1
    :-)
    
    Why the IVP or why did they stick me so blasted many times?
12.310BIGQ::SILVAMemories.....Fri Dec 02 1994 12:3520


	Haag, you don't like it when people have to pay out huge amounts of
money for violating laws you don't agree with, do you. Yet you'll be the first
one to scream bloody murder if someone doesn't have to pay a fine on a law you
agree with. I guess you're sort of a catch 22.

	I think it was good that they said mentioning which gender was out of
balance wasn't important. It's a law that says equal pay for equal status. Do I
think the fine is steep? Just hearing the 6% and $3.2 million figure, yes. But
then we don't know what the requirements are for the law. You haven't listed
that. Did the schools know what it would be based on beforehand? You haven't
told us. Now this year the school is in compliance. But did they do that
because they were being probed, or was it something that they just didn't
realize? So many unanswered questions Haag. Maybe you can clear some of them
up?


Glen
12.311HAAG::HAAGRode hard. Put up wet.Fri Dec 02 1994 14:2238
Note 12.310 by BIGQ::SILVA
    
>	Haag, you don't like it when people have to pay out huge amounts of
>money for violating laws you don't agree with, do you. Yet you'll be the first
>one to scream bloody murder if someone doesn't have to pay a fine on a law you
>agree with. I guess you're sort of a catch 22.

    nonsense. i don't like it when people have to pay huge amounts of
    money to fund someone else's political empire building. especially when
    its at the expense of kids. you sound like that ain't no big deal. you
    disappoint me. again.
    
>	I think it was good that they said mentioning which gender was out of
>balance wasn't important. 
    
    i only mentioned that because the witch running this outfit tried to
    make it a big issue and divert attention from what really was going on.
    the media, initially, fell for it and reported how "fair" the law was.
    it was only after the school district elevated the issue that the news
    peoples thought this was a bit fishy.
    
    
>think the fine is steep? Just hearing the 6% and $3.2 million figure, yes. But
>then we don't know what the requirements are for the law. You haven't listed
>that. Did the schools know what it would be based on beforehand? You haven't
>told us. Now this year the school is in compliance. But did they do that
>because they were being probed, or was it something that they just didn't
>realize? So many unanswered questions Haag. Maybe you can clear some of them
>up?
    
    no i can't. i have the same questions. my only additional insight i
    have is the two people responsible for the program are real power
    hungry political animals within state government. i've work personnal
    with both during some network consulting. their gender and sexual
    preferences aside (i don't much care about that) they are not good
    people and will trampled over anyone to advance their agendas and
    careers. i'm sure we've all met someone like that. in this case the
    kids get hurt.
12.312POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of PerditionFri Dec 02 1994 14:266
    
    People who say they don't have time to read the mail you sent to them,
    but DO have time for you to print it out, come over, and read it to
    them.
    
    Puhleeze.
12.313BIGQ::SILVAMemories.....Fri Dec 02 1994 14:4165
| <<< Note 12.311 by HAAG::HAAG "Rode hard. Put up wet." >>>



| nonsense. i don't like it when people have to pay huge amounts of money to 
| fund someone else's political empire building. 

	Gene, if policies are in place, then they knew what to do BEFORE any
probe started. So it IS the schools fault for not doing what they were supposed
to. BUT, whether the amount is justifiable has yet to be seen.

| especially when its at the expense of kids. 

	You know, this is actually funny. Would you say the same thing about
welfare? Gene, you talk about individuals should take accountability for their
actions. You did rightfully state that it is at the expense of kids, but you
didn't apply the accountability to the rightful owner. The schools themselves.
Why is it that the schools don't have to take accountability in this case? 

| you sound like that ain't no big deal. 

	No, I just want accountability to go to who it belongs to. 

| you disappoint me. again.

	You stole that line from my parents, didn't you! :-)

| >	I think it was good that they said mentioning which gender was out of
| >balance wasn't important.

|| i only mentioned that because the witch running this outfit tried to make it 
|| a big issue and divert attention from what really was going on.

	How you got that from what she said is really beyond me. Gene, what is
really going on is the school screwed up. Plain and simple. A probe into the
amount should be done to see if it is justifyable ot not.

| the media, initially, fell for it and reported how "fair" the law was.

	It is.

| it was only after the school district elevated the issue that the news
| peoples thought this was a bit fishy.

	To place blame on those you don't like doesn't make the blame
accurately placed. A C C O U N T A B I L I T Y  Gene.

| >think the fine is steep? Just hearing the 6% and $3.2 million figure, yes. But
| >then we don't know what the requirements are for the law. You haven't listed
| >that. Did the schools know what it would be based on beforehand? You haven't
| >told us. Now this year the school is in compliance. But did they do that
| >because they were being probed, or was it something that they just didn't
| >realize? So many unanswered questions Haag. Maybe you can clear some of them
| >up?

| no i can't. i have the same questions. 

	If you have the same questions, how can you make statements like she is
trying line her empire with money? How can you say the media fell for ANYTHING?
Again, you seem to talk more out of your own feelings, but then make it sound
like it's proof positive by making these wild accusations.



Glen
12.314POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of PerditionFri Dec 02 1994 15:012
    
    I've got a headache 8^(.
12.315HAAG::HAAGRode hard. Put up wet.Fri Dec 02 1994 15:2223
Note 12.313 by BIGQ::SILVA
    
>	Gene, if policies are in place, then they knew what to do BEFORE any
>probe started. So it IS the schools fault for not doing what they were supposed
>to. BUT, whether the amount is justifiable has yet to be seen.

    sheesh! glen your getting denser by the day. yes. i agree the school is
    at fault. in the cosmic scheme of things their violation was trivial.
    this state has huge problems consuming huge dollars. many of them need
    addressing NOW. yet here we have some self rightgeous bitch contibuting
    to the problems. they are effectively stomping on an ant with a size 14
    shoe.
    
>>	You know, this is actually funny. Would you say the same thing about
>>welfare? 
    
    no. i have not.
    
>	If you have the same questions, how can you make statements like she is
>trying line her empire with money? How can you say the media fell for ANYTHING?
    
    read the entire note before replying glen. i know the women in charge
    personally. i've worked with them before. 
12.316GAVEL::JANDROWGreen Eyed Lady...Fri Dec 02 1994 15:5614
    
    
    >>I've got a headache 8^(.
    
    
    i think you mean you HAVE a headache.... :>
    
    
    tth:
    
    having too much time on my hands and not being able to find anything
    constructive to do with it...and not being able to see who i want...
    
    
12.317POLAR::RICHARDSONFri Dec 02 1994 15:581
    No, she's currently processing cranial discomfort.
12.318SUBPAC::JJENSENJojo the Fishing WidowFri Dec 02 1994 16:404
If she's got lightning bolts around her head,
that's pain.

Curvy lines are relief.
12.319MKOTS3::SCANLONoh-oh. It go. It gone. Bye-bye.Fri Dec 02 1994 16:478
    re: .308
    
    Actually, if Nancy had hers for the same reason I had mine,
    "Installation Verification" is pretty much what it is......
    
    Hope you're doing ok, Nancy.
    
    Mary-Michael
12.320PENUTS::DDESMAISONStoo few argsFri Dec 02 1994 16:593
	deadlock handling

12.321MPGS::MARKEYThey got flannel up 'n' down 'emFri Dec 02 1994 17:003
    I like deadlocks... they look cool on Raggae musicians... :-)
    
    -b
12.322GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERMontanabound, oneof these daysFri Dec 02 1994 17:039
    
    
    Well, the dog's got a clogged scent gland and it's going to cost almost
    $300 to have things taken care of.  I was going to tell the wife that I
    could solve the problem for under $1, but she's real close to the mutt
    and it wouldn't have been appropriate.  
    
    
    Mike
12.323PENUTS::DDESMAISONStoo few argsFri Dec 02 1994 17:133
	a dog that doesn't smell?  i wouldn't fix it.

12.324GAVEL::JANDROWGreen Eyed Lady...Fri Dec 02 1994 17:156
    
    
    nuttin' worse than that 'wet dog' smell.... 
    
    
    
12.325USAT05::BENSONFri Dec 02 1994 17:174
    
    well...burning hamster aint so great!
    
    jeff
12.326GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERMontanabound, oneof these daysFri Dec 02 1994 17:246
    
    
    
    
    It is pretty interesting, that odor, eh Raq?  I kept blaming it on
    the kids....... :')
12.327Under 5 cents is more like it...SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIgrep this!Fri Dec 02 1994 17:447
    
    RE: .322
    
    Under $1?????
    
    Where do you buy your ammo????
    
12.328PNTAGN::WARRENFELTZRFri Dec 02 1994 17:493
    Deb:
    
    Want me to come and rub it?
12.329PNTAGN::WARRENFELTZRFri Dec 02 1994 17:505
    Lady Di:
    
    You an expert a handling Dreadlocks?
    
    It's a wonder what people do for a hobby.  :-)
12.330POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of PerditionFri Dec 02 1994 17:534
    .329
    
    Doesn't that belong in topic 134.*?
    
12.331MPGS::MARKEYThey got flannel up 'n' down 'emFri Dec 02 1994 17:5721
    >>I've got a headache 8^(.
    
    Seriously now... find someone you like and have them do this for you...
    (it does not work if you do it yourself, but it _does_ work.)
    
    This was a technique I learned while participating in a meditation
    group... you know... those nasty satan worshipper types... :-)
    
    Anyway, have the person use the tip of the index finger of both hands
    to gently circle your eyes, then your temples then your foreheads. The
    tips of their fingers should barely touch your skin. Keep repeating the
    circles... after a while, have the person draw their fingers away from
    your face in the area where the headache is worst... this is a symbolic
    act of drawing the pain away from you.
    
    I've worked at this for years. I guarantee you I can cure any normal
    headache, including migrains. If someone whacked you over the head with
    a bat, I probably couldn't do much, but your run-of-the-mill headache
    is no match for this technique...
    
    -b
12.332MPGS::MARKEYThey got flannel up 'n' down 'emFri Dec 02 1994 17:584
    By the way, I meant forehead... I really don't think you have
    "foreheads"... foreeyes, maybe... :-) :-)
    
    -b
12.333MPGS::MARKEYThey got flannel up 'n' down 'emFri Dec 02 1994 18:014
    Oh, one other thing... the barely touching the skin part is crucial...
    you must create an "energy" between the finger and skin...
    
    -b
12.334BIGQ::SILVAMemories.....Fri Dec 02 1994 18:0138
| <<< Note 12.315 by HAAG::HAAG "Rode hard. Put up wet." >>>



| sheesh! glen your getting denser by the day. yes. i agree the school is at 
| fault. 

	Then were is the problem?

| in the cosmic scheme of things their violation was trivial.

	Depends Gene. To you it was trivial. But without all the facts, how can
you really know? You yourself have said there are many questions that were
unanswered. You are a hard one to figure out.

| this state has huge problems consuming huge dollars. many of them need
| addressing NOW. yet here we have some self rightgeous bitch contibuting
| to the problems. they are effectively stomping on an ant with a size 14 shoe.

	Let's see, if others violated the laws and collection was to be made,
would you be one to say, "No, we don't need you to do that!"? I doubt it.
You're not making sense Gene. It seems like you don't like this woman and that
is playing into it all.

| >>	You know, this is actually funny. Would you say the same thing about
| >>welfare?

| no. i have not.

	Gene, I asked a question, I did not make a statement. Now who's dense?

| >	If you have the same questions, how can you make statements like she is
| >trying line her empire with money? How can you say the media fell for ANYTHING?

| read the entire note before replying glen. i know the women in charge
| personally. i've worked with them before.

	Gene, how closely have you worked with them?
12.335MPGS::MARKEYThey got flannel up 'n' down 'emFri Dec 02 1994 18:595
    Sooooooo deb... did you try my suggested headache cure?
    
    it comes with a guarantee!!!! :-)
    
    -b
12.336MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Fri Dec 02 1994 19:065
Re:    -b

I've seen that technique described in a book, however the goal was, er,, ah,
wasn't to eliminate headaches.

12.337MPGS::MARKEYThey got flannel up 'n' down 'emFri Dec 02 1994 19:075
    RE: .336
    
    Shhhh!!!! You'll blow it! :-)
    
    -b
12.338POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of PerditionFri Dec 02 1994 19:177
    
    I haven't got (er...I don't have) anybody to rub my head 8^(.
    
    
    Heck, I haven't even got (er...I haven't found) anybody to install my 
    dimmer!  8^)
       
12.339MPGS::MARKEYThey got flannel up 'n' down 'emFri Dec 02 1994 19:206
    Well, look. I'd be glad to rub your head. On the other hand, given
    yesterday's performance, you _do not_ want me to install your dimmer!
    
    :-)
    
    -b
12.340USAT05::BENSONFri Dec 02 1994 19:225
    
    i'm really tired of wearing this orthopaedic shoe on one foot (those
    with the velcro straps).
    
    jeff
12.341SUBPAC::JJENSENJojo the Fishing WidowFri Dec 02 1994 19:342
But, Mz Debra, have you gotten any offers for someone
to incinerate an animal in your yard?
12.342heh heh hehUSAT05::BENSONFri Dec 02 1994 19:361
    
12.343POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of PerditionFri Dec 02 1994 20:594
    
    I wish someone would offer, cuz one of my cats keeps bringing home
    little gifties and leaving them on the porch for me to find when I go
    outside 8^p.
12.344MPGS::MARKEYThey got flannel up 'n' down 'emFri Dec 02 1994 21:041
    OK... I'll rub your cat... :-)
12.345Oh my, a thank-you card!SUBPAC::JJENSENJojo the Fishing WidowFri Dec 02 1994 21:407
    Little gifties?  Oh dear (tm).
    
    One of the neighbor's cats used to leave deceased chipmunks
    on our back porch, as an expression of gratitude for our
    letting him in for sleepovers on chilly nights.
    
    I could have used the pyre instructions back then.
12.346DTRACY::CHELSEAMostly harmless.Fri Dec 02 1994 22:142
    Mine haven't graduated to rodents.  Zoe kept bringing me crickets all
    summer, though.
12.347SUBPAC::JJENSENJojo the Fishing WidowFri Dec 02 1994 22:185
    Been there, Chels.  One of my kits prowls the basement for crickets,
    eats them, and then "gives them back" within an hour.
    
    Blech!
    
12.348Confuse-a-catSUBPAC::JJENSENJojo the Fishing WidowFri Dec 02 1994 22:225
    <-----	He's also the cat who's determined to master the power of
    		speech.  I've lost count of how many noises are in his
    		vocal repetoire, but it includes "no no no" when he's
    		attempting to dislodge a furball.
    
12.349MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Sun Dec 04 1994 02:396
TTHTn:

Roseanne Slobb hosting SNL.

And acting as if she believes she has talent of some sort.

12.350HAAG::HAAGRode hard. Put up wet.Sun Dec 04 1994 18:168
>Roseanne Slobb hosting SNL.
>And acting as if she believes she has talent of some sort.

    and a slob she is. something that was really disgusting was a report i
    saw that said, in interviewing 1,000 +, the tee vee show that most
    reflected the interviewee's home life was roseanne. if that's true we
    are truely a sick and doomed society.
12.351MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Mon Dec 05 1994 00:0510
TTHT:

Whilst stacking the firewood today, discovering that that damn wet, heavy crap
that fell last Sunday night had totally penetrated the pile of wood that needed
to be handled/stacked. Every damn piece had ice and snow on it which didn't
melt this past week.

Went through five pairs of leather work gloves that got soaked clear through
before finishing the task.

12.352Ooops!MPGS::MARKEYThey got flannel up 'n' down 'emMon Dec 05 1994 00:2722
    Maybe I should start another social suicide topic for this one... this
    is funny...
    
    For the past 2.5 weeks, I've been working on a software spec for a
    consulting client who is trying to decide whether they want me to
    write a fairly hefty piece of software for them... well, you know
    how big a Monty Python fan I am, so everywhere there's an example
    "user" in my spec, I used the username "ericthefish".
    
    I printed out the spec and mailed it off to the client yesterday
    morning. Then I sent e-mail to the manager who I've been working
    with. Well...
    
    The manager responded to my e-mail this afternoon and let me know
    that it would be reviewed by his lead engineer as soon as possible.
    He mentioned his lead engineer's name in the mail message too...
    first time he's ever mentioned it to me... and the name is...
    Eric, of course. I sure hope Eric has a sense of humor.
    
    Either way, I'd say I've learned a valuable lesson... :-(
    
    -b
12.353I'm ROLLING 8^)POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of PerditionMon Dec 05 1994 02:141
    
12.354GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERMontanabound, oneof these daysMon Dec 05 1994 10:1611
    
    
    
    Jack,
    
    
    I couldn't watch the show cause she was on.  I tried to stomach it, but
    I couldn't even get through her monologue at the beginning.
    
    
    Mike
12.355GAVEL::JANDROWGreen Eyed Lady...Mon Dec 05 1994 11:1216
    
    
    i like rosanne...but i have to admit, i really didn't like her on snl...
    very brass...too much makeup, and she really nailed it to tom arnold
    every chance she got...didn't watch the whole thing...
    
    tthtw:  went to the pheasant lane mall after work on friday...the usual
    45 minute ride turned into one of over an hour and 40 minutes...don't
    know where my head was, but i got on route 3 south from 495 and didn't
    realize it til the highway ended and i realized this wasn't supposed to
    happen...then i got caught in the traffic that i commented on earlier
    that i was glad i wasn't in...
    
    but, then andy made it up for me... :>:>:>:>
    
     
12.356low on class, morals, and talentWAHOO::LEVESQUEwhat's the frequency, Kenneth?Mon Dec 05 1994 11:293
     roseanne showed herself to be the classless cow that she is. She makes
    Fred Flintstone look like an intellectual. I think she's even more
    overrated than Madonna, if that's possible.
12.357GAVEL::JANDROWGreen Eyed Lady...Mon Dec 05 1994 11:436
    
    
    oh yeah...in the last week, only seeing my babe for about 15 minutes...
    and he is sick as a dog today... %^< %^< 
    
    
12.358PENUTS::DDESMAISONStoo few argsMon Dec 05 1994 13:482
 tree at the Pru looks like a big gumdrop.

12.359MPGS::MARKEYThey got flannel up 'n' down 'emMon Dec 05 1994 14:287
    >tree at the Pru looks like a big gumdrop.
    
    New York is the "Big Apple"... now Boston is the "Big..."
    
    Should rake in the tourist bucks, eh? :-)
    
    -b
12.360PENUTS::DDESMAISONStoo few argsMon Dec 05 1994 14:353
 at least the trees around it and on Boylston were sparingly (tastefully)
 decorated.

12.361SUBURB::COOKSHalf Man,Half BiscuitMon Dec 05 1994 16:038
    What`s all this AIDS ribbons I see all sorts of celebs and jo public
    wearing?
    
    What`s the idea behind it? Awareness of AIDS I suppose. But it`s 
    hardly an epidemic,is it. 
    
    Er,or is it?
    
12.362CALDEC::RAHthe truth is out there.Mon Dec 05 1994 16:052
    
    among SF gaie myn it is.
12.363MPGS::MARKEYThey got flannel up 'n' down 'emMon Dec 05 1994 16:079
    RE: the ribbons
    
    It seems to me to be more celebrity chic than anything. I remember the
    Academy Awards a few years ago... all the celebs had a different color
    ribbon for some different "cause"... I was waiting for someone to say
    they were wearing an "invisible ribbon" to signifiy the invisibility of
    the billions and billions of poor homeless. Gack!
    
    -b
12.364CNTROL::JENNISONNo 'ellMon Dec 05 1994 16:115
	re. .181
	
	I felt that way on Thursday - turns out I had my contacts
	reversed...
12.365DTRACY::CHELSEAMostly harmless.Mon Dec 05 1994 16:205
    Re: .361
    
    >But it`s hardly an epidemic,is it. 
    
    It is.  Except in portions of Africa, where it's endemic.
12.366CSOA1::LEECHannuit coeptis novus ordo seclorumMon Dec 05 1994 16:451
    Leap year SNARF!
12.367POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of PerditionMon Dec 05 1994 16:519
    
    Minor annoyance, but...
    
    I ran down three floors to get some airline tickets; signed my life away 
    on a multitude of forms; ran up three floors...and discovered I had
    left the tickets sitting on the front desk, don't ask how; ran down
    three floors, picked them up, ran up three floors again.
    
    Excuse me while I have a coronary.
12.368GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERMontanabound, oneof these daysMon Dec 05 1994 17:009
    
    
    Gee Deb, look at the bright side.  With all that exercise, you probably
    burned off enough calories to afford you an ice cream or a chocolate
    bar or something. :')  One needs to keep their energy.
    
    
    
    Mike
12.369POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of PerditionMon Dec 05 1994 17:045
    
    Oh!  Hmm!  Mebbe I'll take a turn down to the caf and get some frozen
    yogurt then 8^).
    
    Thanks Mike!!
12.370HAAG::HAAGRode hard. Put up wet.Mon Dec 05 1994 17:347
Note 12.351 MOLAR::DELBALSO 
    
>Went through five pairs of leather work gloves that got soaked clear through
>before finishing the task.

    jack, buy a pair of white mules (thems gloves). i remember them last a
    full week when i was handling barbed wire.
12.371HAAG::HAAGRode hard. Put up wet.Mon Dec 05 1994 17:5119
    local activist group (basically dickheads IMHO) have launched a
    campaign to have movies "that glorify guns and shootings" removed from
    the library and video stores. one such movie is "the wild bunch". well,
    i stopped by their little display at the mall and asked them why
    terminator 2 wasn't one their list. the wicked witch at the booth
    stated that arnold swartzenager has many family movies to his credit
    including his current hit. to which i asked:
    
    "i thought you were banning movies based on their content - not who
     starred in them".
    
    she said that's right. so i repeated my original question which was
    ignored. so i asked again. it was ignored. so i asked if she was aware
    of all the family movies william holden starred in. to which this wicked 
    witch responded:
    
     "you are harrassing me. i am asking to stop it immediately."
    
    i told her to get a real job and left. unreal.
12.372MPGS::MARKEYThey got flannel up 'n' down 'emMon Dec 05 1994 17:524
    Gene... if I were you I'd stay away from that mall. From the stories
    you've told, it's idgit central...
    
    -b
12.373Wells-Lamont has nothing special in water repellencyMOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Mon Dec 05 1994 17:562
Two pair were White Mules, Gene - they got soaked through just as easily
as the others.
12.374HAAG::HAAGRode hard. Put up wet.Mon Dec 05 1994 17:595
    >Gene... if I were you I'd stay away from that mall. From the stories
    >you've told, it's idgit central...
    
    got that right. place draws all the left wing feminazi kooks you can
    imagine. especially this time of the year.
12.375Linda Hamilton was in 'Beauty and the Beast,' but STILL...TNPUBS::JONGSteveMon Dec 05 1994 18:192
    If someone wants to ban violence in movies, I wish them good luck, but
    they *have* to include "Terminator 2."
12.376BIGQ::SILVAMemories.....Mon Dec 05 1994 18:218
| <<< Note 12.362 by CALDEC::RAH "the truth is out there." >>>


| among SF gaie myn it is.



	What's a gaie myn?
12.377GAVEL::JANDROWGreen Eyed Lady...Mon Dec 05 1994 19:555
    
    lawyers who think they you-know-what doesn't stink and that they are
    better than the rest of us...
    
    
12.378MPGS::MARKEYThey got flannel up 'n' down 'emMon Dec 05 1994 19:591
    In other words, all lawyers. :-)
12.379GAVEL::JANDROWGreen Eyed Lady...Mon Dec 05 1994 20:116
    
    no, actually, that's not true...
    
    :>
    
    
12.380DYPSS1::COGHILLSteve Coghill, Luke 14:28Mon Dec 05 1994 21:2513
   This morning, one of my friends parked his car in his driveway.  He
   fell asleep in the car and his cigarette ignited the car.  His wife
   and daughter ran outside only to see him die in the flames.
   
   His sister is now trying to get back from Holland.  Her husband is
   TDY in the states not far from here (Ft. Ben, IN) and is trying to
   arrange military transport if possible.
   
   My friend's brother was brain damaged in a motorcycle accident many
   years ago.  He has a child's mental capability and smokes like a
   chimney.  We're not sure how this is going to affect him.
   
   Crap.
12.381CALDEC::RAHthe truth is out there.Mon Dec 05 1994 21:302
    
    proper spelling for the vernacullar term "gay man".
12.382MPGS::MARKEYThey got flannel up 'n' down 'emTue Dec 06 1994 01:586
    Will I ever get the Netware NLM I've been hacking for months to work
    correctly, so I can finish the video-on-demand load test suite that
    Digital sold to US West? ... before they show up on Thursday expecting
    to take it back to Boulder CO with them?
    
    Groan.
12.383HAAG::HAAGRode hard. Put up wet.Tue Dec 06 1994 02:052
    looks like a big storm a brewing for later this week. and i gotta fly
    on a areoplane. gawd. i hate flying.
12.384Talk HardSNOC02::MACKENZIEKo...ex-SUBURB::DAVISMTue Dec 06 1994 03:556
    TTH at the mo.
    
    Not having time to keep up in the soapbox, 'cause there's so much 
    bloody work to do. :^( 
    
    
12.385WAHOO::LEVESQUEwhat's the frequency, Kenneth?Tue Dec 06 1994 10:395
    \Two pair were White Mules, Gene - they got soaked through just as
    \easily as the others.
    
     I don't get it. Why do your hands have to be dry? Mebbe you would have
    been done sooner if you didn't spend so much time changing gloves. :-)
12.386MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Tue Dec 06 1994 13:024
'Cuz, as I mentioned, the firewood pile was all full of that wet heavy snow
from last Sunday night, and the gloves kept my hands dry, not to mention
warmer, so's I didn't freeze my fingers off before I finished the 6+ hour
job.
12.387BIGQ::SILVAMemories.....Tue Dec 06 1994 13:286
| <<< Note 12.378 by MPGS::MARKEY "They got flannel up 'n' down 'em" >>>

| In other words, all lawyers. :-)


	Ben Matlock ain't like that!!!
12.388BIGQ::SILVAMemories.....Tue Dec 06 1994 13:3011
| <<< Note 12.381 by CALDEC::RAH "the truth is out there." >>>


| proper spelling for the vernacullar term "gay man".


	Yeah, I knew that.... it was either type that or go off like a rocket.
I think I may have chosen the wrong one....


Glen
12.389HAAG::HAAGRode hard. Put up wet.Tue Dec 06 1994 15:382
    sprained anckle. tried to hop over a damn kat while running up the
    stairs and slipped. next time the kat gets run over.
12.390chewing over at age 1 come on Dec 24th!NCMAIL::GEIBELLlost in PennsylvaniaTue Dec 06 1994 15:4811
    
    
       My lab pup has figured out how to open dresser drawers, so far he
    has totaled a good supply of skivies,socks, and sweaters, and the look
    on his face when I get home proves who did it! his ears drop to the
    floor and he gets a real sad look, meanwhile my other lab stands beside
    me and looks at me like,, wasnt me dad, its the one with the quilty
    look!
    
                                                        Lee
    
12.391CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Tue Dec 06 1994 15:5814

RE:          <<< Note 12.390 by NCMAIL::GEIBELL "lost in Pennsylvania" >>>
                  -< chewing over at age 1 come on Dec 24th! >-

    
    
   >    floor and he gets a real sad look, meanwhile my other lab stands beside
   > me and looks at me like,, wasnt me dad, its the one with the quilty
   > look!
    
    
    a blanket indictment if I've ever seen one..    

12.392WMOIS::GIROUARD_CTue Dec 06 1994 15:592
    No kidding, my cat has figured out how to turn on the TV in cellar
    (the little psycho)
12.393CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Tue Dec 06 1994 16:0211

 My cat is in the process of removing wallpaper from my walls...she somehow
 finds a little piece that is loose (or makes it loose) and then....rrrrrrrip
 off it comes :-/





Jim
12.394probably less, when it squirms and claws youSX4GTO::OLSONDoug Olson, SDSC West, Palo AltoTue Dec 06 1994 16:067
    > sprained anckle. tried to hop over a damn kat while running up the
    > stairs and slipped. next time the kat gets run over.
      
    Sorry to hear about your ankle.  But you'll find that stepping on the
    cat is not all that much more secure footing.
    
    DougO
12.395MPGS::MARKEYMy big stick is a BerettaTue Dec 06 1994 16:074
    No, but if you're gonna be laid up, you might as well have the cat to
    keep you company.
    
    -b
12.396SMURF::BINDERvitam gustareTue Dec 06 1994 16:093
    .393
    
    wanna hire her out?
12.397CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Tue Dec 06 1994 16:1713


 .396


 I suspect that if she was expected to remove wallpaper she would be 
 reluctant to do so.




Jim
12.398GMT1::TEEKEMAHolly sheep dip Batman.....Tue Dec 06 1994 16:186
	RE .389		Gee Gene, I would have thought that
you would have blown it away with some big caliber friend of
yours.

	You aren't getting soft now are you ??? %^)
12.399good thing I can do remodeling!NCMAIL::GEIBELLlost in PennsylvaniaTue Dec 06 1994 16:2116
    
    
     re:.393
    
      man I know what ya mean, see he started with the wallpaper, that
    wasnt good enough (he stripped the whole room) then he chewed through
    the sheetrock like several studs worth! then he gave the insulation 
    a tour!  he gave the wife's big flower the grand tour of the whole
    house one day, potting soil EVERYWHERE!
    
        he is a terror, totally different from the black lab (he's a
    yellow lab) he turns 1 in 2.5 weeks, they say they quit chewing at
    1 yr, and I sure hope so. 
    
                                                   Lee
    
12.400BarfGRANPA::MWANNEMACHERMontanabound, oneof these daysTue Dec 06 1994 16:263
    
    
    
12.401HAAG::HAAGRode hard. Put up wet.Tue Dec 06 1994 16:467
    >> sprained anckle. tried to hop over a damn kat while running up the
    >> stairs and slipped. next time the kat gets run over.
    >  
    >Sorry to hear about your ankle.  But you'll find that stepping on the
    >cat is not all that much more secure footing.
    
    prolly not. but i would "feel" better.
12.402HAAG::HAAGRode hard. Put up wet.Tue Dec 06 1994 16:4810
Note 12.398 by GMT1::TEEKEMA 
    
>	RE .389		Gee Gene, I would have thought that
>you would have blown it away with some big caliber friend of
>yours.
    
    i live in MN.
    i have a wife and two daughters.
    it is winter time.
    i prefer to sleep indoors.
12.403WMOIS::GIROUARD_CTue Dec 06 1994 17:1210
    I got a part Golden - part German Shep... Ate everything in sight
    (organic and inorganic). She grew out of it (close call though).
    My wife called the vet one day and asked how much to have an animal
    destroyed. The vet asked what was wrong with the animal. She said
    nothing... The vet told her they don't put down healthy  animals.
    
    She never went back there. We still have Kela. She is mantal, but non-
    destructive now.
    
    Chip
12.404SUBPAC::JJENSENJojo the Fishing WidowTue Dec 06 1994 17:147
Well, my cats manage to step on the remote control and
watch TV about once a month.  Trouble is, they haven't
got much dexterity in their paws, so they always key
in an unprogrammed channel number.

All they get is CNN.  God only knows what info they're
picking up.
12.405WMOIS::GIROUARD_CTue Dec 06 1994 17:234
    Mine isn't a remote (older one). You've got to pull out the knob.
    If she figures the phone out I'm in big trouble!
    
    Chip
12.406CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Tue Dec 06 1994 17:2512


 I have to hide my remote if I program the VCR to record something while I'm
 gone.  I came home one time to find that she had stepped on it and changed the
 channel from whatever it was I was going to record to the "community calendar"
 channel.  I like knowing what's going on in the area, but 2 hours of it is
 a bit much.



Jim
12.407MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Tue Dec 06 1994 17:351
Yes, but it's two hours that you can revisit forever.
12.408MPGS::MARKEYMy big stick is a BerettaTue Dec 06 1994 17:3710
    >I have to hide my remote if I program the VCR to record something while I'm
    >gone.  I came home one time to find that she had stepped on it and changed the
    >channel from whatever it was I was going to record to the "community calendar"
    >channel.  I like knowing what's going on in the area, but 2 hours of it is
    >a bit much.
    
    Give the tape to the guys planning the bachelor party over in the other
    note. Won't they be surprised when they pop *that* in the VCR?
    
    -b
12.409CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Tue Dec 06 1994 17:3911
>Yes, but it's two hours that you can revisit forever.



Yep...2 years from now when I'm curious as to what was going on in Derry, NH
2 years prior, I can just pop that tape in!



Jim
12.410MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Tue Dec 06 1994 17:432
That's the stuff that collector's items are made from.

12.411CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Tue Dec 06 1994 17:5010

 Unfortunately, I've used the tape as my "Cops" tape, on which I record
 Saturday night's episodes.





Jim
12.412MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Tue Dec 06 1994 18:012
Oh, well. Another piece of history lost forever.

12.413COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertTue Dec 06 1994 18:1027
Cable companies.

I'm on the Acton Cable Committee, and was given the task of investigating
a complaint from the first resident of a new subdivision in town that the
cable company told her back at the beginning of October that they would
not provide service to her house until May-July of next year.

The cable is already in place from the main road (where service already
exists) throughout the subdivision and up to her house.  All the cable
company has to do is install knuckles, amplifiers, and splitters as needed
at each point along the road through the subdivision.

The license we executed with the cable company twelve years ago requires
them to provide service to all new homes within a reasonable time after
electric and phone service are installed, and not later than four (4) months
after the first resident requests service.

But Cablevision says they don't have the money in their budget, and can't
do it until after the spring thaw.  But the cable is already buried!  In
fact, they did that themselves months ago!

I would expect them to be out there right now, in this beautiful weather,
rather than having to do it next January or February after the selectmen
get a court order enforcing the terms of the license.  I suspect they are
counting on the selectmen ignoring the issue.

/john
12.414MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Tue Dec 06 1994 18:237
Is the cable committee in a position to advise the selectmen regarding
the action they should take?

I'm a firm believer that franchisees who hold a monopoly should always
be accountable to the letter of the contract, especially regarding
timeliness.

12.415COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertTue Dec 06 1994 18:3116
We'll soon find out.

The original cable committee voted to resign about eight years ago
(I was one of the few dissenting votes) because the selectmen were
not willing to pursue the non-compliance issues back then.

There has been a significant turnover in the makeup of the board,
and the cable committee was reactivated; I was the one volunteer
selected as a link to the past.

This will be a chance to see if the selectment really want to pursue
compliance issues, or whether they just appointed us as free help to
rubber-stamp the license renewal process.  (The license is up for
renewal in 1998.)

/john
12.416COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertTue Dec 06 1994 19:2610
re .414

Oh, btw, the cable company does not hold a monopoly; the Town of Acton
is required to grant any number of competing cable licenses to any other
companies which might apply.

With current technology, no other company would find it profitable to
enter the town.

/john
12.417MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Tue Dec 06 1994 19:327
>Oh, btw, the cable company does not hold a monopoly; the Town of Acton
>is required to grant any number of competing cable licenses to any other
>companies which might apply.

That's an interesting approach. What legislation provides for that? State
or local?

12.418SX4GTO::OLSONDoug Olson, SDSC West, Palo AltoTue Dec 06 1994 19:425
    If the existing cable company is the sole provider of a service, they
    have an effectcive monopoly, even if the state or the town is willing
    to license other comers.
    
    DougO
12.419MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Tue Dec 06 1994 19:451
I think that's what /john meant when he mentioned cost-effectiveness.
12.420I expect NYNEX to compete, soonCOVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertTue Dec 06 1994 19:546
>That's an interesting approach. What legislation provides for that? State
>or local?

Massachusetts law forbids the granting of exclusive cable franchises.

/john
12.421Re.419, jack-SX4GTO::OLSONDoug Olson, SDSC West, Palo AltoTue Dec 06 1994 19:555
    I find it hard to believe that john meant they had a monopoly when he
    was saying they didn't have a monopoly.  They do have one, but that
    isn't what John said.
    
    DougO
12.422COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertTue Dec 06 1994 20:0317
They are not "a franchisee which holds a monopoly", which was Jack's
original question.

The town is powerless to grant a monopoly franchise.  The town must
grant a license to any and all companies which come to the town saying
"We want to provide wired cable television service in your town" after
determining that they comply with the requirements of the state cable
television law.

Current technology and financial reality give the first such company
an effective monopoly.  This will change as soon as the telephone
company begins to offer video dial tone.  The cable company already
has competition (increasing competition, in fact) from satellite and
other non-wired video service vendors, where the technology is quickly
making that an increasing form of competition.

/john
12.423MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Tue Dec 06 1994 20:056
> They do have one, but that isn't what John said.

You're right. That isn't what he said. And neither did you. And they don't.
You said they have an _effective_ monopoly. Which they do. And /john might
even agree.

12.424BARSTR::JANDROWGreen Eyed Lady...Tue Dec 06 1994 20:158
    
    having a meeting canceled, which in and of itself is not a bad
    thing...except that i didn't know it was canceled until i went to
    it...and it was only a 2 person meeting...me and the one who went home.
    
    missing someone...
    
    
12.425POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of PerditionTue Dec 06 1994 20:202
    
    I'm right here, honeybun 8^).
12.426BARSTR::JANDROWGreen Eyed Lady...Tue Dec 06 1994 20:374
    
    no offense, sugarplum, but you're not the one i am missing at the
    moment... :>
    
12.427HAAG::HAAGRode hard. Put up wet.Tue Dec 06 1994 20:465
    my ankle really smarts. but damn it...
    
    IT'S BLOWING NITE!!! IT'S BLOWING NITE!!!
    
    and i'm going.
12.428BARSTR::JANDROWGreen Eyed Lady...Tue Dec 06 1994 20:515
    
    
    blow a turqey for me!!!!
    
    
12.429MPGS::MARKEYMy big stick is a BerettaWed Dec 07 1994 00:163
    Where's that damn turqey baster when you need it...
    
    -b
12.430POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of PerditionWed Dec 07 1994 02:039
    
    <-- Glenn's half-inched it.
        
    TTHT:  Hearing on the television tonight that _It's A Wonderful Life_
    will be shown once and only once this season, Saturday night at 8 on
    NBC.  
    
    I like to watch it at least once a day for the next three weeks. I
    don't know what I'm going to do 8^(.
12.431CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Wed Dec 07 1994 02:0725


RE:       <<< Note 12.430 by POWDML::LAUER "Little Chamber of Perdition" >>>

    
           
   > TTHT:  Hearing on the television tonight that _It's A Wonderful Life_
   > will be shown once and only once this season, Saturday night at 8 on
   > NBC.  
    
   > I like to watch it at least once a day for the next three weeks. I
   > don't know what I'm going to do 8^(.




   I bought it for my son (18) last year (b and w version).  I'd never
   watched it prior to that..I imagine we'll watch it a few times between
   now and Christmas.




 Jim
12.432MPGS::MARKEYMy big stick is a BerettaWed Dec 07 1994 02:235
    While you're all playing in the box... I'm here, yet again, working on
    this damn load test... oh well, the make file takes just long enough
    to execute for me to catch up on the 'box... :-)
    
    -b
12.433WMOIS::GIROUARD_CWed Dec 07 1994 09:2613
    We have Cablevision in Gardner, Ma and they suk... The city had to
    establish a city commission to deal with these jerks.
    
    My guess (and experience) is it's rare find more than one cable company
    servicing smaller towns or cities. I think the logic is that the
    concern the city would deal with is likely to be more responsive to
    the community as a sole provider. Ha! It's more like in-your-face.
    
    BTW, I do believe (at least in Ma) that any town or city has the
    option to grant or deny an operating license for this type service.
    
    Chip
    
12.434GAVEL::JANDROWGreen Eyed Lady...Wed Dec 07 1994 10:5616
    
    
    well, deb, if you ask me nice enough, i could tape it for you... :>
    
    
    tth:  monday nite, while laying (or lying...you know what i mean) on my
    living room floor writing out xmas cards, the air filled with that
    wonderful scent of skunk.  didn't think anything of it...til i got in
    my car the next morning and the scent was still there...only slightly,
    but still...and it was there last nite when i got in it to come
    home...and again this morning...i guess the damn thing must have
    sprayed right in front of my door, which is where the car is...other
    than tomato juice, how the hell can i get rid of that smell!?!?!?
    (thank god it's only a slight smell...but it's persistant!!!)
    
    
12.435Dunno which "flavour" works best thoughSPEZKO::FRASERMobius Loop; see other sideWed Dec 07 1994 11:278
        To _The_Lovely_Raquel_;    I  have  been told that douche works
        well when you  have  skunk  residue  on  the  ground or on your
        car...
        
        &y
            
    

12.436POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of PerditionWed Dec 07 1994 11:473
    
    Oh my...that's quite an image...oh dear.
    
12.437COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertWed Dec 07 1994 11:5716
>    BTW, I do believe (at least in Ma) that any town or city has the
>    option to grant or deny an operating license for this type service.

In Massachusetts, the town or city has no choice but to grant a license
to any and all qualified applicants.  State law very explicitly spells
out what the parameters of "qualified" are.

When multiple applicants apply simultaneously, the town has the option
to choose the one they consider the best.  Any rejected applicants may
reapply at the end of the application period, and if they are the sole
applicant in a new application period, and are qualified, they must
also be granted a license.

The license must state that it is a non-exclusive license.

/john
12.438GAVEL::JANDROWGreen Eyed Lady...Wed Dec 07 1994 12:088
    
    
    um, &y...just how am i supposed to douche my car???????
    
    
    -tlr
    
    
12.439BIGQ::MARCHANDWed Dec 07 1994 12:101
    -1  very gently.....
12.440Spoils the day...GAAS::BRAUCHERWed Dec 07 1994 12:105
    
    Friend in hospital, serious not critical.  As I age, it happens
    more and more.
    
      bb
12.441SPEZKO::FRASERMobius Loop; see other sideWed Dec 07 1994 12:4812
>           <<< Note 12.438 by GAVEL::JANDROW "Green Eyed Lady..." >>>
    
>    um, &y...just how am i supposed to douche my car???????
 
>            -tlr
        
        Little bit of KY around the exhaust pipe and ... ???
        
        
    
    

12.442POLAR::RICHARDSONWed Dec 07 1994 13:031
    &Y, I think you've become a catalytic perverter!
12.443EST::RANDOLPHTom R. N1OOQWed Dec 07 1994 13:0317
An, er, interesting commute this morning...

I come up to a spot where the road takes a sharp left. Around the corner,
backwards, comes some bozo. I pull to a stop about 50 ft. behind him, while I
attempt to decide what he's doing. At this point bozo stops, starts pounding
the dash, the window, the seat, waving his arms around frantically. I gave up
and passed by him on the left...

At the I190/290 interchange, the ramp to from 190S to 290E branches off two
lanes to the LEFT. So there I was minding my business, when this 70s land
barge pulls up behind me and starts the light flashing routine. Less than 5
sec. later I pulled off onto the ramp, bozo zooms straight ahead, we exchange
looks, he flips me a bird! Apparently the thought that I didn't pull over to
let him pass was just too much for him...

Not 1 minute later, I get alongside one of those trucks that delivers very
large tires... BOOM! FLASH! Wow, what a backfire...
12.444MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Dec 07 1994 13:329
>An, er, interesting commute this morning...

>				At this point bozo stops, starts pounding
>the dash, the window, the seat, waving his arms around frantically. I gave up
>and passed by him on the left...

It might have been even more interesting if you'd stuck around to see what
he was up to.

12.445CALDEC::RAHthe truth is out there.Wed Dec 07 1994 13:384
    
    having the guy at 7/11 insist that a $10 is really a $5.
    
    
12.446GMT1::TEEKEMAHolly sheep dip Batman.....Wed Dec 07 1994 13:484
	RE .445

	Were you buying 35c stamps ???? %^)
12.447COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertWed Dec 07 1994 13:502
Maybe he doesn't realize that we got inflation back under control a few
years ago.
12.448MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Dec 07 1994 14:438
TTHT

This has been happening to me a lot lately. I finish a reply and when it
flashes on the screen, I realize that I've just entered .x99, so I have to
quickly go back and reply again so that some idiot doesn't take the snarf.

It's prolly just as bad a habit as the snarfing itself . . . 

12.449WMOIS::GIROUARD_CWed Dec 07 1994 14:433
    Interesting point on cable licenses. I know cities and towns
    can deny liquor licenses without a lot of reason. Must be
    different rules for different services.   
12.450MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Dec 07 1994 16:022
People who should "of" used "have".

12.451CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Wed Dec 07 1994 16:1813
RE:         <<< Note 12.450 by MOLAR::DELBALSO "I (spade) my (dogface)" >>>

>People who should "of" used "have".



Do you mean "I should of known someone would enter a note on this subject"?



Jim

12.452GAVEL::JANDROWGreen Eyed Lady...Wed Dec 07 1994 16:2110
    
    
    glenn, your .442 was a classic
    
    
    thanqs for the immense chuqle... :>:>
    '
    
    -raq
    ]
12.453MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Dec 07 1994 16:233
re: Jim

Yes . . . something like that . . . 
12.454POLAR::RICHARDSONWed Dec 07 1994 16:333
    Too bad it wasn't a vintage 442.

    ;-)
12.455HAAG::HAAGRode hard. Put up wet.Wed Dec 07 1994 16:362
    ankles better. even wrapped it and blowed 194, 178, 191 last night.
    TTHT - our team got creamed. 0-7 for the night.
12.456GAVEL::JANDROWGreen Eyed Lady...Wed Dec 07 1994 17:0016
    
    scene:
    
    {{{phone rings}}}
    
    me:
     'law department...this is raquel'...
    
    numbnut on the other end:
     'hi, may i speak to raquel?'
    
    
    me (thinking to myself)
     "are you *bleeping* deaf?????"
    
    
12.457GMT1::TEEKEMAHolly sheep dip Batman.....Wed Dec 07 1994 17:042
	Should have said, No she isn't here.....%^)
12.458VMSNET::M_MACIOLEKFour54 Camaro/Only way to flyWed Dec 07 1994 17:196
    What you do is say
    "Hold on".  Put the phone down and screw around a bit.  Then pick
    the phone up and say "Ya holding on?  OK, hold on".  Screw around some
    more.  Then pick up the phone and say "She's coming :^)  Hold on".
    
    
12.459LJSRV2::KALIKOWCyberian-AmericanWed Dec 07 1994 17:242
    Ooh er.
    
12.460Reach out and {{{smaq}}} someone :-)DECLNE::REESEToreDown,I'mAlmostLevelW/theGroundWed Dec 07 1994 18:504
    .456
    
    Why didn't you {{{smaq}}} him :-)
    
12.461SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIZebras should be seen and not herdWed Dec 07 1994 18:559
    
    RE: .456
    
    raq dear.....
    
    Sometimes you talk so "bleepin" fast when you answer the phone!! :) :)
    
    It's good thing I recognized your voice.. otherwise I woulda pulled the
    same Polish move as that guy did! :) :)
12.462Talk HardSNOC02::MACKENZIEKo...ex-SUBURB::DAVISMWed Dec 07 1994 19:122
    Having to skip through over a thousand repies because I don't have
    time to read them all. :^((
12.463PENUTS::DDESMAISONStoo few argsWed Dec 07 1994 19:156
>>    Having to skip through over a thousand repies because I don't have
>>    time to read them all. :^((

	not to worry - you haven't missed a freakin' thing.

12.464USAT05::BENSONWed Dec 07 1994 19:151
    ain't that the truth?!!!
12.465GMT1::TEEKEMAHolly sheep dip Batman.....Wed Dec 07 1994 19:164
>>  not to worry - you haven't missed a freakin' thing.


	Why I saw many folks freaking in the box today.....:-)
12.466Talk HardSNOC02::MACKENZIEKo...ex-SUBURB::DAVISMWed Dec 07 1994 19:161
    No surprise :^)
12.467Talk HardSNOC02::MACKENZIEKo...ex-SUBURB::DAVISMWed Dec 07 1994 19:194
    This actually 'Having to work' thing is seriously affecting me
    
    I can't sleep, I don't eat properly, I'm edgy, I cough up
    blood... well not like I used to.
12.468whatdoyoumeanitalktoodamnfast?????GAVEL::JANDROWGreen Eyed Lady...Wed Dec 07 1994 19:2015
    
    
    actually, andy, he was a she...the first time...i got another one about
    an hour ago...i honestly thought it was a boxer trying to be
    funny...was the numbie from lens express...wanting to introduce me to
    the service...HELLO!!!!!  I AM ALREADY A CUSTOMER!!!!!...oh...must be
    the new computer system...yeah ok... 
    
    :>
    
    and REESE (what's your first name???)
    
    believe me, if i could, i would!!!!  :>:>
    
    
12.469BIGQ::SILVANobody wants a Charlie in the Box!Wed Dec 07 1994 19:245


	Teekema, it's dreary outside, SOAPBOX resides in NE, so anyone who
writes in it will feel this way. Well, anyone who ain't got the heart of a kid!
12.470GMT1::TEEKEMAHolly sheep dip Batman.....Wed Dec 07 1994 19:252
	I quite that bad habit a long time ago.....%^)
12.471DECLNE::REESEToreDown,I'mAlmostLevelW/theGroundWed Dec 07 1994 20:574
    That's Karen Reese m'dear :-) (or Peaches or Magnolia as His
    Bubbaness is want to call me)
    
    
12.472That's "...is wOnt to call me", Bubbeleh....LJSRV2::KALIKOWCyberian-AmericanWed Dec 07 1994 23:014
    yvw, I yam sure.
    
    |-{:-)
    
12.473TROOA::COLLINSComfortably numb...Wed Dec 07 1994 23:3813
    
    .456, Raq:
    
    HAHAHA...just like the following:
    
    {phone rings}
    
    Me: "Computer Room, John speaking."
    
    Caller: "Hi, is that John? Are you in the Computer Room right now?"
    
    jc
    
12.474TROOA::COLLINSComfortably numb...Wed Dec 07 1994 23:414
    
    Was off sick today with the flu (well, I don't hate the `being off'
    part, only the `flu' part).
    
12.475oh, yeah, it is snowing too!POWDML::CKELLYA Tin Cup For a ChaliceWed Dec 07 1994 23:546
    being woken up in what is effectively the middle of the night by
    tenants moving in upstairs.  sux working two jobs :-(
    
    being way behind here in the box :-(
    
    much more, no energy to type, and wgas anyway :-)
12.476GAVEL::JANDROWAu naturelle..back 2 basicsThu Dec 08 1994 11:079
    
    
    last nite was WAY cold...even my heated water bed didn't help...
    
    things didn't turn out the way i wanted them to last nite.
    
    still feeling lonely
    
    
12.477POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of PerditionThu Dec 08 1994 11:514
    
    I'm being moved again today.  I hope this is the last time.
    
    Unfortunately I'm going from a hardwall office to a halfsize cube.
12.478(even if it is the furthest from the cafe... :>) GAVEL::JANDROWAu naturelle..back 2 basicsThu Dec 08 1994 11:597
    
    
    true....but you'll have all those windows!!!!  and let me tell you,
    that is a great place to be in the winter cuz the sun comes in and
    warms the area...plus, that location puts you closer to me...
    
    
12.479WAHOO::LEVESQUEprepayah to suffahThu Dec 08 1994 12:035
    TTHT: idjits who think they are clever when they take an existing topic
    and change a word or two and start a whole new and utterly pointless
    topic. Could you possibly consider getting a LIFE?!!
    
     
12.480GMT1::TEEKEMAHoly sheep dip Batman.....Thu Dec 08 1994 12:065
	RE .479

	One would need to leave the box first in order to
get a life !! %^)
12.481SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIZebras should be seen and not herdThu Dec 08 1994 12:168
    
    RE: .476
    
    > still feeling lonely
    
    
     Wanna go shopping again???   :) :) :) :)
    
12.482{sigh}POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of PerditionThu Dec 08 1994 12:484
    
    I was supposed to be moved at about 8:30am.
    
    It's now 9:50am and I am still here, completely packed and waiting.
12.483GMT1::TEEKEMAMs Jones created Barney..Thu Dec 08 1994 13:063
	What's this, a box Babe all packed to go and
nobody helping.................What is this world coming to ???
12.484POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of PerditionThu Dec 08 1994 13:134
    
    I suppose I could go accost the movers and say, "DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?"
    
    Still here, 10:10am.
12.485GAVEL::JANDROWAu naturelle..back 2 basicsThu Dec 08 1994 13:169
    
    well, deb, most of them do all within your range...i am sure they
    wouldn't mind being accosted by you...being all stacked and all...oh,
    you said PACKED, huh??  :>:>  (just kiddin' babe... :>)
    
    andy...sure!!!  think you can last without taking a break this time?? 
    :>:>
    
    
12.486WMOIS::GIROUARD_CThu Dec 08 1994 13:182
    People without their own lives accusing other people of not having
    lives...
12.487don't forget the pictures!!!!!!GAVEL::JANDROWAu naturelle..back 2 basicsThu Dec 08 1994 13:309
    
    
    knowing that someone in here is going to be seeing bon jovi at their
    benefit concert at the orphium (sp) tonite and i am not...
    
    
    {pout}
    
    
12.488CALDEC::RAHthe truth is out there.Thu Dec 08 1994 13:382
    
    whats "bon jovi"? some thrash group?
12.489POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of PerditionThu Dec 08 1994 13:402
    
    <-- ah, a man with taste.
12.490CONSLT::MCBRIDEaspiring peasantThu Dec 08 1994 13:477
    No, a hair band.  Usually leather britches and maybe a vest. 
    Underpinnings optional.  Exposed appendages are usually adorned with
    various tatoos.  AKA Scorpion, White Lion, Poison, Winger, etc.  Target
    audience is hormone rich pre and post pubescent wimmins.  They make
    money, lots of it.  
    
    Brian
12.491SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIZebras should be seen and not herdThu Dec 08 1994 13:528
    
    <----------
    
    If only they knew what music was....
    
    
    Sad......
    
12.492 :*) SPEZKO::FRASERMobius Loop; see other sideThu Dec 08 1994 13:555
        Like the Hellecasters, Andy?
        
        &y
            

12.493GAVEL::JANDROWAu naturelle..back 2 basicsThu Dec 08 1994 14:0418
    
    {ahem}
    
    i would not put bon jovi in the same category at winger, white lion,
    etc. thankyouverymuch.  are they even still around??
    
    while they are not really a metal band, they are not pop music, either.  
    they are a rock band...playing metalish music, rockish music, and
    ballardish music...closest to van halen and motley crue, i guess...  
    
    and also, for the record, most of the hair is gone.
    
    oh yeah, and i believe the lead guitarist (or bassist...not sure which
    he plays), richie sambora, the very one that used to be an item with
    cher and ally sheedy, is engaged to heather locklear...the one who used
    to be married to tommy lee from motley crue...
    
                                                                       
12.494CONSLT::MCBRIDEaspiring peasantThu Dec 08 1994 14:084
    ...and with the new packaging schemes for CDs, they don't come in a box
    anymore. :-)
    
    Brian
12.495GAVEL::JANDROWAu naturelle..back 2 basicsThu Dec 08 1994 14:084
    
    well, i am sure they do...well, never mind...
    
    
12.496CONSLT::MCBRIDEaspiring peasantThu Dec 08 1994 14:091
    GASP! 
12.497SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIZebras should be seen and not herdThu Dec 08 1994 14:103
    RE: .492
    
      YES!!!   :)
12.498BIGQ::SILVANobody wants a Charlie in the Box!Thu Dec 08 1994 14:193

	Brian, they are called the, "ScorpionS"!!!!  Get it right!  :-)
12.499HAAG::HAAGRode hard. Put up wet.Thu Dec 08 1994 14:206
    people who make committments and then back out ten minutes before with
    a "i just got busy" excuse. this is the 3rd time with this clown. i
    just told him to forget it. his word ain't worth #%$# and i won't
    bother asking ever again.
    
    this is the "new and improved" way of stating "it ain't my job, man".
12.500put things back where you find them!!!WAHOO::LEVESQUEprepayah to suffahThu Dec 08 1994 14:351
    numbskulls
12.501WMOIS::GIROUARD_CThu Dec 08 1994 14:442
    Going off for dentist appointment (cleaning)... But remember, don't
    put sharp metal objects in your mouth. You could damage your teeth!
12.502oh dearPOWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of PerditionThu Dec 08 1994 18:224
    
    Speaking of bruises, I have a huge and lumpy bruise on the front of my
    right thigh - where in the WORLD did that come from?  And why is it
    lumpy?  Am I gonna die?
12.503I used to write entire products in PAL with less codeMOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Thu Dec 08 1994 18:235
Over in ASKENET someone was looking for an algorithm or routine to return
a value for Fiscal year/month/week, given an absolute date.


Someone posted some COBOL code to do the trick. It was _only_ 665 lines.
12.504BIGQ::SILVANobody wants a Charlie in the Box!Thu Dec 08 1994 18:415


	Mz Debra, did you bang something in the move? Walk into the side of
your desk? These things can cause that.
12.505POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of PerditionThu Dec 08 1994 19:126
    
    That fast tho?  I only moved this morning.
    
    I have to admit I tend to be a little clumsy, or maybe it's lack of
    depth perception, or something.  I often walk into doorframes because I
    can't judge how wide the door is or where I stand in relation to it.
12.506MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Thu Dec 08 1994 19:143
Are you still feeling reversed? Perhaps you didn't pay attention when you
walked into something because you thought you were backing up at the time?

12.507SMURF::BINDERvitam gustareThu Dec 08 1994 19:143
    .505
    
    under certain lighting conditions, i resemble a doorframe...
12.508MPGS::MARKEYMy big stick is a BerettaThu Dec 08 1994 19:151
    Ahhhh... you're just hoping Mz. Deb walks into you...
12.509MPGS::MARKEYMy big stick is a BerettaThu Dec 08 1994 19:186
    TTHT:
    
    Body parts that keep jiggling _after_ you've stopped deliberately
    shaking them. And no, I don't mean _that_.
    
    -b
12.510POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of PerditionThu Dec 08 1994 19:408
    
    <-- I have that problem too 8^).
    
    
    
    
    Jack, I'm not feeling reversed any more, thank goodness...and dick, was
    that you I bumped into Sunday night in the kitchen?
12.511tyvmMPGS::MARKEYMy big stick is a BerettaThu Dec 08 1994 20:355
    <-- I have that problem too 8^).
    
    Hmmm. Yes, well. That's not a problem dear, trust me.
    
    -b
12.512Talk HardSNOC02::MACKENZIEKo...ex-SUBURB::DAVISMThu Dec 08 1994 21:053
    didn't like the place I went to see last night - Gutted.
    
    Still searching......
12.513USAT05::WARRENFELTZRFri Dec 09 1994 10:087
    went to HMO doctor yesterday...had my 10th ear infection in last 12 months 
    ...puts me on antibiotic for 10 time...once off antibiotic, ear infection
    returns in as fast as 13 days...asked for referral to ENT and get a
    hearing test since it IS affecting my hearing and they refused...logged
    a complaint with Member Services...meanwhile I'm taking my 10
    antibiotic in 12 months...this ain't no fun! 
    
12.514PEAKS::OAKEYThe difference? About 8000 milesFri Dec 09 1994 10:3238
Re: <<< Note 12.513 by USAT05::WARRENFELTZR >>>

>>    went to HMO doctor yesterday...had my 10th ear infection in last 12 months 
>>    ...puts me on antibiotic for 10 time...once off antibiotic, ear infection
>>    returns in as fast as 13 days...

A number of years ago I had a class-10 ear infection that would not go away --
antibiotics, cortisone drops, the whole works, and they weren't doing jack ****.
I had a couple of granola-cruncher friends that offered a holistic cure that
consisted of a poultice of wet activated charcoal and flour (the flour only to
suspend the activated charcoal in a manageable paste) that you strapped over
your ear for a night.  Knowing full well that such stupidity would do nothing
since the poultice was nowhere near the infection I did it anyway to humor them.

Next morning I had a very stinky poultice and no, none, zippo indication that I
had had *any* infection -- no pain or discomfort.  The next night I did it again
and unlike the previous night the poultice had no smell and of course there was
no change -- a healthy feeling ear can't get much better.

I had checkup with he doctor a day or two later and he was amazed at how good
the ear looked -- he couldn't figure out how the infection could have possibly
cleared up that quickly.

Though I hardly considered it a scientific test, I do consider that through
whatever mechanism, there's a very high probability that poultice was the thing
that cleared up the infection; as a result I've opened my mind a little (not
much mind you) to holistic medicine, though I've hardly bought into the entire
granola-cruncher mindset. :-)

Bottom line, if I were you, even if you're a skeptic like me, you might want to
give this approach a try if you've got some holistic smoke-and-mirror friends or
know how to contact some holistic types...  It may clear things up to the point
that it doesn't come back -- with nothing to loose and everything to gain, who
knows?  It may be worth a try.

                               Roak

Ps.  If you do try it, tell me the results, good or bad.
12.515BIGQ::SILVANobody wants a Charlie in the Box!Fri Dec 09 1994 12:5110
| <<< Note 12.505 by POWDML::LAUER "Little Chamber of Perdition" >>>



| I have to admit I tend to be a little clumsy, or maybe it's lack of
| depth perception, or something.  I often walk into doorframes because I
| can't judge how wide the door is or where I stand in relation to it.


	Mz Debra..... are you related to Aunt Clara????
12.516GMT1::TEEKEMATangerine Dream.Fri Dec 09 1994 13:072
	Watch it, she'll put a spell on you.......or has she already ?? $*)
12.517POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of PerditionFri Dec 09 1994 13:072
    
    My kind of spells don't work on Glen 8^).
12.518BIGQ::SILVANobody wants a Charlie in the Box!Fri Dec 09 1994 13:405



	heh heh heh.....
12.519CSOA1::LEECHannuit coeptis novus ordo seclorumFri Dec 09 1994 14:495
    Having to tell my temp that funding will be cut (for temporaries) the
    first of the year.  A real nice lady and very good at her job.  This
    company really gets to me sometimes.
    
    -steve
12.520DTRACY::CHELSEAMostly harmless.Fri Dec 09 1994 16:102
    Stupid ZK joggers.  SINGLE FILE, you nitwits!  Especially around the
    big curve.
12.521Not that it's not stupid, but....PERFOM::LICEA_KANEwhen it's comin' from the leftFri Dec 09 1994 16:195
    
    See that sign?  See that sign that says 20 MPH?  See that sign that
    says yield to pedestrians?
    
    								-mr. bill
12.522COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertFri Dec 09 1994 16:215
re .521

25 mph, not 20.

/john
12.523GAVEL::JANDROWAu naturelle..back 2 basicsFri Dec 09 1994 16:264
    
    being pedestrians doesn't give them the right to jog stupidly.  
    
    
12.524WECARE::GRIFFINJohn Griffin ZKO1-3/B31 381-1159Fri Dec 09 1994 16:272
    ZKO joggers are pretty tame compared to stark raving mad lunatics
    one finds in Boston and Cambridge.
12.525CALDEC::RAHthe truth is out there.Fri Dec 09 1994 16:332
    
    don't they have trails in that nice wood adjacent to ZK?
12.526WECARE::GRIFFINJohn Griffin ZKO1-3/B31 381-1159Fri Dec 09 1994 16:351
    Yes -- but populated with Satan worshippers.
12.527GMT1::TEEKEMATangerine Dream.Fri Dec 09 1994 17:565
	My Star-Trek screen saver asking me what the cabin
number was of McCoy's cabin !!!!!!!!!!!

	How the H....... do I know !!!!!!	Sheesh, computers %^(
12.528ASABET::EARLYWhy plan a comeback? Just do it!Fri Dec 09 1994 18:293
    Packin' my office for the move. Yuck!
    
    
12.529POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of PerditionFri Dec 09 1994 18:312
    
    <-- I know that feeling 8^p.
12.530POLAR::RICHARDSONFri Dec 09 1994 18:331
    I know the feeling  8^p        ----->
12.531POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of PerditionFri Dec 09 1994 18:371
    
12.532POLAR::RICHARDSONFri Dec 09 1994 18:391
    I can pronounce that.
12.533DTRACY::CHELSEAMostly harmless.Fri Dec 09 1994 20:458
    Re: .521
    
    They weren't in my lane.
    
    They were jogging in the outward direction.  A car, also heading out,
    had to go wide to avoid them.  That put the car in my lane, the inbound
    lane, the lane opposite the joggers.  No big deal on a straight piece
    of road, but that curve really cuts down room for reaction.
12.534SUBPAC::SADINgeneric, PC personal name.Sat Dec 10 1994 10:1210

	I can sympathise Chels. I'm a runner, but there are some idjits out
there. I was in a 5.5mile race once with the 2nd female runner out in front of
me. She was running ON THE DOUBLE LINE IN THE CENTER OF THE ROAD. You want to
talk about some PO'd motorists! Yeowza. I thought one of 'em was going to run
her over...probably should've. Dang'd idjit....


jim
12.535MASALA::SNEILJ.A.F.OSun Dec 11 1994 04:5911
    
    
     The 17.5 million pounds lottery jackpot being won by a 
    single ticket......and it wasn't mine.
    
    
    
    SCott
    
    
    
12.536POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of PerditionMon Dec 12 1994 11:512
    
    I'm just not in a good mood today 8^(.
12.537GAVEL::JANDROWAu naturelle..back 2 basicsMon Dec 12 1994 12:2827
    
    
    me neither...but at least i am outta here shortly after noon...
    
    tththismorning...
    
     made my coffee at home.  put it in my mug (rather large).  got in the
     car.  because or its size, there is no place that it fits, so i sit it
     near the shift and keep an eye on it.  came to a stop sign.  there was
     a school bus wanting to turn down the street i was on, but couldn't
     cuz i was in the way...so i had to move fast...and i did...but i
     didn't grab onto my mug fast enough...it went flying...spilling onto
     the passenger seat...tried to pick it up, but i was too worried about 
     driving into the house on the corner or the truck behind the bus...and
     the cover had fallen off at this point...the entire thing of coffee is 
     now all over my passenger seat, the door panel and the floor.  at
     least it wasn't my lap...
    
    can anyone recommend a good upholstry cleaner??
    
    :<
    
    
     
    
    
    
12.538SUBPAC::SADINKeep it off my wave...Mon Dec 12 1994 13:215
    
    
    	bummer raq...:(
    
    
12.539MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Mon Dec 12 1994 13:216
re: .534, Jim

She was running ON THE DOUBLE LINE IN THE CENTER OF THE ROAD.

RWI, no doubt - runner's high.

12.540SUBPAC::SADINKeep it off my wave...Mon Dec 12 1994 13:329
    
    
>RWI, no doubt - runner's high.
    
    	She'd have been really high if someone decided to splatter her all
    over their grill...:(
    
    
    jim
12.541CALDEC::RAHthe truth is out there.Mon Dec 12 1994 14:155
    
    log gone awry whilst being split, flies through two panes of 
    sliding glass door.
    
    having to find somewhere to dump 150lbs of broken glass.
12.542POLAR::RICHARDSONMon Dec 12 1994 14:241
    A tenuous future.
12.543SUBPAC::SADINKeep it off my wave...Mon Dec 12 1994 14:299
    
    
    	re: RAH
    
    	yipes! sounds as good as the time my old boss tossed a pry bar up
    near the car and it bounced into the door....good dent...:)
    
    
    jim
12.545SX4GTO::OLSONDoug Olson, SDSC West, Palo AltoMon Dec 12 1994 14:444
    strangely enough, I read the previous hearing Suzanne Vega's voice.
    guess I play that compilation album ('deadicated') too much.
    
    DougO
12.546.544 moved to 105.lastSTOWOA::JOLLIMOREa little nervous from the fallMon Dec 12 1994 16:555
	ooops. that was mean't for the lyrics note.  ;-)
	
	she does do a nice version tho.
	
	Jay
12.547CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanMon Dec 12 1994 17:0114

 TTHSN

 Driving south on 93 from Manchester NH, Saturday night..had taken my son
 and a friend to the mall.  We happen upon an accident that had happened just
 a few minutes before we got there..emergency crews not yet there..I stop to
 see if I could help, but there were plenty of folks there.  A car had gone off
 highway and hit a tree..I find out this morning that 2 people were killed :-(




Jim
12.548MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Mon Dec 12 1994 17:044
>	ooops. that was mean't for the lyrics note.  ;-)

And here I thought it was social commentary ala mr. bill or in the fashion
of one of /john's prayers . . . 
12.549WMOIS::GIROUARD_CMon Dec 12 1994 17:141
    It's what... 19 degress in Nashau, NH............
12.550CONSLT::MCBRIDEaspiring peasantMon Dec 12 1994 17:404
    Chip, if you ask nicely they may turn on the heat for you.  No need to
    thank me. :-)
    
    Brian
12.551GMT1::TEEKEMAOn a binge.....Mon Dec 12 1994 17:413
	Freezing in my office. I swear the AC is still
on here.....%^(
12.552CONSLT::MCBRIDEaspiring peasantMon Dec 12 1994 17:441
    Teeks, see -.2  
12.553POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of PerditionMon Dec 12 1994 18:1210
12.554MPGS::MARKEYPee Wee Herman for Surgeon General!Mon Dec 12 1994 18:163
    That will teach you to be happy! Can't have any of that at Digital! :-)
    
    -b
12.555stupid freaking computer (tm Burrito)MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Mon Dec 12 1994 19:0420
TTHY:

Saturday night whilst fiddling with the new PC, it hung up in the middle
of an application. Rebooting caused windows to come up with a warning
box about a General Protection violation by the program manager at some
address. Closing the box returned to DOS, frequently with another error
message indicating that the machine had been halted on purpose to prevent
the risk of data corruption. Net result, system dead in the WaterforWindows.

Attempted reaching Packard-Bell software support all day Sunday with automatic
redial phone. busy-busy-busy-busy-busy-.....

System still dead today. Packard-Bell Customer Service apologizes but can
only promise to relay a message to have them get back to me within -

96 hours.

I'd simply start from scratch and reinstall everything from the bottom
up, only they failed to ship me a restore disk by which to do so.

12.556MPGS::MARKEYPee Wee Herman for Surgeon General!Mon Dec 12 1994 19:0913
    Try recreating your swap file... go into the control panel and kill any
    current swap file... if you have a permanent swap file, change it to a
    temporary one. Bring up Windows. The problem might go away. (I've had
    similar happen)
    
    BTW: I'll assume we're talking Windows V3.1. If not, there were all kinds
    of hairy bugs in previous versions...
    
    If the swap file thing doesn't cure it, then I'll walk you through
    checking out the group files, and/or WIN.INI and SYSTEM.INI... but
    first let's see if the swap file fixes you up.
    
    -b
12.557MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Mon Dec 12 1994 19:1512
Can't get to the Control Panel. When Windows comes up, Program Manager
causes the General Protection Violation prompting the box with the
error message and the close button, which shuttles me back to DOS and
the other error message from something called EMM386.

I did reach a hardware guy yesterday who helped me look at some stuff
via DOS. His conclusion was that hardware was AOK, something got
hosed on disk affecting Program Manager, and, since he wasn't a
software type, I'd need to talk to them for more assistance.

This is Windows for WorkGroups V3.11 running on top of DOS 6.2.

12.558MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Mon Dec 12 1994 19:188
Now that you mention the swap file thingee, though, that might make sense
if it got hosed when I shut the system down when it was hung.

Is there a way I can delete it from DOS (ie. what's the path\file?) I would
assume that if I delete it and try to start windows, it will create a brand
new one if it can't find the old one. Am I close?

-Jack
12.559MPGS::MARKEYPee Wee Herman for Surgeon General!Mon Dec 12 1994 19:187
    OK! EMM386 is hosing your system. The reason is most likely a memory
    conflict. You will need to comment the place it gets loaded in
    CONFIG.SYS.
    
    Call me at 273-6407 and I'll walk you through it...
    
    -b
12.560SPART.PAR and 386SPART.PARSPEZKO::FRASERMobius Loop; see other sideMon Dec 12 1994 19:229
        EMM386 is probable - as was said, try commenting it out of your
        CONFIG.SYS.
        
        Try booting Windows  in  standard  mode  with  WIN/S at the DOS
        prompt and if it  then  comes up ok, your swap file is probably
        corrupted. More if needed ...
        
        Andy
        
12.561MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Mon Dec 12 1994 19:2411
Dial 8-2-7-3-6-4-0-7

One ringey-dingey.

"The number you are dialing is not in service. If you are calling . . . "

Not a DTN?

Anyway, the PC's at home and right now, I'm not. Is it something I
could take notes on?

12.562MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Mon Dec 12 1994 19:299
And nobody's answering at either of Andy's numbers, either.

Lemme see if I've got this straight -

Start up the machine, catch it in DOS before it starts Windows, and
tell DOS to start Windows via WIN/S and see what happens? Then, if
it comes up OK, delete one of those mentioned files? In what directory?

(Dick Binder told me there'd be days like this.)
12.563MPGS::MARKEYPee Wee Herman for Surgeon General!Mon Dec 12 1994 19:2913
    Ooops. 237 6407. That is a DTN.
    
    First things first. Comment out the EMM386 line in CONFIG.SYS and
    reboot. Bring up Windows. If that fails, as &y suggested, bring
    Windows up in standard mode (win/s). The only problem is, I don't
    think you can tweak the virtual memory parameters (the swap file)
    in standard mode... but it will at least give you a hint as to
    where the problem is.
    
    The chance of the Windows DLL and EXE files getting corrupt is
    pretty small. At least, that isn't where I'd _start_ looking.
    
    -b
12.564MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Mon Dec 12 1994 19:371
(Problem now being worked offline with Brian.)
12.565SMURF::BINDERvitam gustareMon Dec 12 1994 20:066
    .562
    
    > (Dick Binder told me there'd be days like this.)
    
    but i didn't wish them on you.  sorry to see you're having probs, hope
    brian can get you through it.
12.566SPEZKO::FRASERMobius Loop; see other sideMon Dec 12 1994 20:5016
        Jack, you  can't tweak the Windows parameters in standard mode,
        since by definition,  the  386 enh is not available to you.  By
        booting Windows in standard  mode, you're testing the system to
        isolate the "enh" end of  things.    If  the  pc  comes  up  in
        standard  mode,  _then_ you look at  the  swap  file  and  it's
        pointer file (SPART.PAR and 386SPART.PAR). 
                      Pointer file  swap file
                        small         big
        
        They're both hidden files so you'll need to find them - easiest
        to use file mgr and check the show system files box.  SPART.PAR
        is  usually  in  the  Windows  subdir and 386SPART.PAR will  be
        wherever you told the system to build virtual memory.
        
        Andy
        
12.567Does the same thing during the weekAIMTEC::MORABITO_PHotlanta RocksTue Dec 13 1994 01:2217

>Attempted reaching Packard-Bell software support all day Sunday with 
>automatic redial phone. busy-busy-busy-busy-busy-.....


Jack,
	You wouldn't believe this, but I have had the dilemma last week.  I 
can't seem to find the key that opens the chassis.  I want to put in a 
faster modem and more memory.  The key is nowhere in site.  Tore the house
down.  Did manage to find the 800 and the non-toll free numbers.  Both 
rang busy for ever.  Everyone bitches about Digital's Support, which I am 
a member of.  I can't imagine a company that doesn't even have the decency
to have a damn real telephone system.   I have a PB Legend and can't imagine 
what I will do if something seriously breaks.

Paul
12.568MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Tue Dec 13 1994 01:316
Ohmigod! You mean I'm going to need a key to open the thing to put in my
scanner, Paul?

Thanks for letting me know - I'll be sure to bring that up if and when
I actually speak to someone.

12.569Talk HardSNOC02::MACKENZIEKo...ex-SUBURB::DAVISMTue Dec 13 1994 03:066
    Bloody fire alarms....
    
    After the one this morning I didn't want to work, a day at the 
    beach should have been on the cards.
    
    I wish they would do it right next time - :^)
12.570Hell is getting a busy signalAIMTEC::MORABITO_PHotlanta RocksTue Dec 13 1994 03:4413
Jack,
      Believe or not, the lock on my system and a friend of mine's Packard-
Bell defaults to the unlocked position.  So with a bit of pulling and 
prying you can get the damn cover off.  I don't even remember seeing a key
for it anyway.  It's really unfortunate that I had to buy a PC in the first
place.  Most of the people I work for have them at home free of charge.  I 
paid $3K for all of my stuff.  A friend of mine works for Ross Systems.  He
got $200.00/month for a year for the purchase of a notebook.  If he stays 
for the year the notebook is his.  Like to see an incentive like that in 
this corp.

Paul
12.571WMOIS::GIROUARD_CTue Dec 13 1994 09:484
    Are you kidding, Brian? The way things are around here they'd probably
    tell me to break up some furniture and start a fire... :-)
    
    Chip
12.572POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of PerditionTue Dec 13 1994 11:347
    
    Stoopid drivers who stay in the right lane even though the left lane is
    completely empty and people like me are trying to merge onto the highway.
    
    A little consideration won't kill you, ya know.
    
    Dolts.
12.573GAVEL::JANDROWAu naturelle..back 2 basicsTue Dec 13 1994 11:4710
    
    
    i also believe that, at least in massachusetts, if it is clear for a
    car in the right lane to pass into the left lane (and they are not
    getting off at the upcoming exit) they are SUPPOSED to move over to
    allow for merging traffic...
    
    at least, for some reason, that sticks in my head from driver's ed...
    
    
12.574POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of PerditionTue Dec 13 1994 11:483
    
    Well, I dunno if it's a rule, but it's common courtesy, and as such I
    suppose I shouldn't expect it 8^).
12.575COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertTue Dec 13 1994 11:5010
The proper driving practice is "keep right except to pass".

Traffic merging from on-ramps is expected to adjust its speed to be
able to merge between cars or to stop and wait until it is safe to
enter.

Merging traffic should not expect traffic in the right lane to get
out of its way.

/john
12.576POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of PerditionTue Dec 13 1994 12:004
    
    In other words, it's against the law to be considerate of others?
    
    Thank you.
12.577COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertTue Dec 13 1994 12:047
Safety (avoiding unnecessary lane changes) is the overriding factor.

Consideration for merging traffic does not include lane-changing.  It
includes such things as maintaining constant speed (insofar as safety
allows) and reasonable spacing between cars.

/john
12.578PENUTS::DDESMAISONStoo few argsTue Dec 13 1994 12:075
	i hear ya, debster.  people who won't move out of the high-speed
	lane and people who won't move over for merging traffic - they're
	all dolts.  self-centered dolts at that.

12.579SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIZebras should be seen and not herdTue Dec 13 1994 12:1211
    
    Sorry... but John Covert is right.... It pisses me off too when it
    happens to me, but that doesn't make him any less right...
    
      There are many people who are intimidated by driving in heavy
    traffic. I would rather have them doing the right thing (albeit for the
    wrong reason) than panicking and causing an accident...
    
      I think the thing to remember is that most people have forgotten what
    the "YIELD" sign stands for...
    
12.580PENUTS::DDESMAISONStoo few argsTue Dec 13 1994 12:198
    
 >>     I think the thing to remember is that most people have forgotten what
 >>   the "YIELD" sign stands for...

    just more dolts to add to the list

    

12.581POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of PerditionTue Dec 13 1994 12:2317
    
    I doooooooo know what yield means.  I just get irritated at sitting dead 
    in the water on the entrance ramp behind a row of cars who can't get on 
    because the right lane is full while the left lane is empty.  Against
    the law or not, I think it's impolite.  That's my opinion, and I'm entitled
    to it 8^).
    
    And as far as stoopid drivers go, I also can't understand people who have a
    hissy fit behind a slower driver in the fast lane, and then when they
    manage to get in front of the slower driver, drive slowly themselves to
    piss that first driver off.  OR the aforementioned first driver who,
    now behind the faster driver, suddenly speeds up and tailgates the
    faster driver.  What, do these two nimrods think they're teaching each
    other a lesson or something?  
    
    Highway driving is a fascinating thing to observe.
                         
12.582GMT1::TEEKEMAOn a binge.....Tue Dec 13 1994 12:253
	Just be glad these folks aren't using guns to teach
each other respect Mz Debra...........%^)
12.583PENUTS::DDESMAISONStoo few argsTue Dec 13 1994 12:257
    
>>    Highway driving is a fascinating thing to observe.

	yesirreebob.  hot-doggers and boneheads as far as the
	eye can see.


12.584POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of PerditionTue Dec 13 1994 12:262
    
    <-- 'cept for me of course 8^)
12.585GMT1::TEEKEMAOn a binge.....Tue Dec 13 1994 12:295
	Over been to Rome ???? You should see these Italians in 
their small Fiats daring each other while going around a rotary.

	Scariest driving I've ever seen......
12.586RDGE44::ALEUC8Tue Dec 13 1994 12:321
    have a look in ef94 or cars_uk about this - its not just in the USA
12.587I wuz in Rome in '93 & did like the Romans drove...LJSRV2::KALIKOWCyberian-AmericanTue Dec 13 1994 12:324
    Ya know, everyone tole me that it was nutz.  I loved it, and in fact I
    never noticed anything too much out of the ordinary.  Guess it's becuz
    I larned me to drive in Boston.  Gawdsonest!!
    
12.588PENUTS::DDESMAISONStoo few argsTue Dec 13 1994 12:455
	they're quite something in Paris, too.  i wasn't in Rome, but
	on the recent Toscana trip, i thought the Italians drove great.
	very alert.

12.589GMT1::TEEKEMAOn a binge.....Tue Dec 13 1994 12:5010
	Well, I certainly don't mean to pick on the Italians.
I wasn't to impressed by the French either. You take your life
into your own hands trying to cross the street.
	I guess every country has it's worst case drivers all
together somewhere.

	Thing I was amazed about in Italy is that the car horn
is part of the speech process. I don't think Italians could 
drive without a horn on the car......%^)
12.590MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Tue Dec 13 1994 12:584
> i thought the Italians drove great.	very alert.

I think it's the cappucino, Di. I know whenever I go to the North End I've
got a hell of a time getting to sleep that night.
12.591BIGQ::SILVANobody wants a Charlie in the Box!Tue Dec 13 1994 12:5913
| <<< Note 12.541 by CALDEC::RAH "the truth is out there." >>>


| having to find somewhere to dump 150lbs of broken glass.


	I have a friend who did something that's pretty to look at, but stupid.
He took the glass from a broken window of his car and put it into a bowl. Kind
of gives you the bowl of diamonds effect. That is until you put your hand into
it. I sometimes wonder about people....


Glen
12.592BIGQ::SILVANobody wants a Charlie in the Box!Tue Dec 13 1994 13:016
| <<< Note 12.551 by GMT1::TEEKEMA "On a binge....." >>>


| Freezing in my office. I swear the AC is still on here.....%^(

	See... I told you that you're a cold blooded son of a b....
12.593GMT1::TEEKEMAOn a binge.....Tue Dec 13 1994 13:062
	Glen, you keep confusing me with GI-Joe.......%^(
12.594PENUTS::DDESMAISONStoo few argsTue Dec 13 1994 13:079
>>I think it's the cappucino, Di. I know whenever I go to the North End I've
>>got a hell of a time getting to sleep that night.

	;>  yeah.  what's really a panic in Italy is the espresso.  they give
	you a leetle teeny tiny bit of it.  i ordered some for one of the
	people i was with, while he was elsewhere, and when he saw it, he
	thought it was a cup someone else had abandoned. 

12.595BIGQ::SILVANobody wants a Charlie in the Box!Tue Dec 13 1994 13:0711
| <<< Note 12.587 by LJSRV2::KALIKOW "Cyberian-American" >>>


| Guess it's becuz I larned me to drive in Boston.  Gawdsonest!!

	I've been yelled at many a time because I drive like I am in Boston in
the burbs. And they say the same thing everytime.... YOU'RE NOT IN BOSTON! :-)


Glen

12.596BIGQ::SILVANobody wants a Charlie in the Box!Tue Dec 13 1994 13:098
| <<< Note 12.593 by GMT1::TEEKEMA "On a binge....." >>>


| Glen, you keep confusing me with GI-Joe.......%^(


	Only when it comes to you both being anitomically correct. No inny, no
outy, no nothin.
12.597GMT1::TEEKEMAOn a binge.....Tue Dec 13 1994 13:095
>> See... I told you that you're a cold blooded son of a b....



	Yas bitter smiles whens yas says that hombre.......%^)
12.598GMT1::TEEKEMAOn a binge.....Tue Dec 13 1994 13:116
>> Only when it comes to you both being anitomically correct. No inny, no
>> outy, no nothin.


	Sooooooooooooooooooooooo, you were peeking in the men's room
after all..............%^)
12.599Anent .595LJSRV2::KALIKOWCyberian-AmericanTue Dec 13 1994 13:144
    ... the first time I drove the freeways & streets of CA (whence I am
    noting now) I recall feeling like a shark amongst goldfish.  I really
    REALLY had to tone it down!!
    
12.600I hate snarfsPOWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of PerditionTue Dec 13 1994 13:311
    
12.601BIGQ::SILVANobody wants a Charlie in the Box!Tue Dec 13 1994 13:446


	I can't help but smile when I see you. It's called hysterics. And no, I
didn't look in the bathroom. I think it was when you said, "I know it's in here
somewhere..." that did the trick.
12.602CALDEC::RAHthe truth is out there.Tue Dec 13 1994 14:016
    
    among the yup wannabee bimmer pilots and their 
    brethren/sistren, casual rude driving is a way 
    of life.
    
    
12.603coffeeeeeeeeeJULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeTue Dec 13 1994 14:2515
    HELP!!!! HELP!!!! HELP!!!!, she cried in the middle of the night,
    pinned to her bed with fear.  HELP!!!! HELP!!!! HELP!!!!, she cried
    again to no avail.
    
    MATTHEW!!! MATTHEW!!! MATTHEW!!!, she cried hoping that her oldest son
    would rescue her from danger, but again to no avail.
    
    So she lay awake most of the night frightened for what may happen if
    she went to sleep.  It could attack her, it could jump on her bed!!
    
    What was it?
    
    
    A MOUSE ON MY DRESSER ... :-(  
    
12.604LJSRV2::KALIKOWCyberian-AmericanTue Dec 13 1994 14:312
    Hmmm.  ... and where was the rest of your home computer, pray tell??
    
12.605GMT1::TEEKEMAOn a binge.....Tue Dec 13 1994 14:332
	I wonder who was more scared, you or the mouse ???? %^)
12.606WAHOO::LEVESQUEprepayah to suffahTue Dec 13 1994 14:543
    re: .599
    
     me too. And in a junky little rent a car, too.
12.607almost drove off the road....PERFOM::LICEA_KANEwhen it's comin' from the leftTue Dec 13 1994 15:057
    
    A passenger in my car, turning to me and saying:
    
    	"You ah listning to THE tahk radyo stayshun, A M 6 80,
    	doubyu ah kay oh, Bahston"
    
    								-mr. bill
12.608GAVEL::JANDROWAu naturelle..back 2 basicsTue Dec 13 1994 15:0620
    
    numbnut  drivers are the one thing that pisses me off most...last nite
    on the way home, via route 2, this car came flying (not literally, but
    y'all know what i mean) out of no where practically up to my
    bumper...and when he realized he could pass on the left, he decided to
    pass on the right...which is the breakdown lane...which i was not about
    to let him to...so i slowly floated to the right...making sure that he
    didn't have enough room to pass...which i know isn't any righter than
    what he was doing, but still...which then pissed him off...as he
    floored it and moved over to the left...on the bumper of the car sorta
    next to me...and then rode both my lane and his lane...forcing me to
    slow down and go into the breakdown lane a bit..then he flew into my
    lane...passed the car that was sorta next to me...got in front of
    him...then got back in my lane in front of the car in front of
    me...then was stuck...so he flew up the breakdown lane and then blew
    over into the far left lane...
    
    and people think *I* am a bad driver???
    
    
12.609JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeTue Dec 13 1994 15:126
    DR DAN !!!
    
    I wrote another boxer this morning that I wished a man *any* man was
    sleeping next to me at that moment... I really felt helpless!
    
    It's true what they say, *FEAR* paralyzes... [yawn, s-t-r-e-t-c-h]
12.610GAVEL::JANDROWAu naturelle..back 2 basicsTue Dec 13 1994 15:2414
    
    
    tthafewmintuesago...
    
    confetti...and not just the regular stuff...the plastic stuff that
    comes in bright holiday colors...i just opened an xmas card from a
    co-worker...and the stuff went everywhere!!!  on my birthday, a friend
    sent me a card (my mother didn't even do that...) and inside it had all
    kinds of star and moon-shaped confetti crapola...the stuff is ok...but
    it really sucks when you don't expect it and it goes EVERYWHERE...i am
    still finding little purple stars on my floor and rug...and yes, i have 
    vacuumed and swept the floors...
    
    
12.611VMSNET::M_MACIOLEKFour54 Camaro/Only way to flyTue Dec 13 1994 15:589
    re: Note 12.608 by GAVEL::JANDROW
    
    Numnutz or not, I'll only block or crowd someone on the track.
    On the street, I let idjits like that go.  Be my guest buddy.
    On the street you don't know if the guy knows what he's doing, or if
    he's hammered, or whatever, and he could take you out as well.
    
    Better to let him go and then pass him a mile down the road when he's
    upside down out in the woods.  
12.612MPGS::MARKEYPee Wee Herman for Surgeon General!Tue Dec 13 1994 17:177
    Why do I have the feeling that I stuck my foot in it *big time* now,
    and I'll forever be known as the 'boxes resident metaphysics geek?
    
    Ya' know, I'd much rather talk about music, guns, PCs and right-wing
    extremist politics! :-) :-) :-)
    
    -b
12.613PENUTS::DDESMAISONStoo few argsTue Dec 13 1994 17:256
    
>>    Ya' know, I'd much rather talk about music, guns, PCs and right-wing
>>    extremist politics! :-) :-) :-)

	okay, then tell me where all the great blues guitarists are.

12.614Kill automatic windows...ASLAN::GKELLERCongressional Gridlick is a good thingTue Dec 13 1994 17:2618
>         <<< Note 12.562 by MOLAR::DELBALSO "I (spade) my (dogface)" >>>
>
>And nobody's answering at either of Andy's numbers, either.
>
>Lemme see if I've got this straight -
>
>Start up the machine, catch it in DOS before it starts Windows, and
>tell DOS to start Windows via WIN/S and see what happens? Then, if
>it comes up OK, delete one of those mentioned files? In what directory?
>
>(Dick Binder told me there'd be days like this.)


Once you get this problem fixed, go into your autoexec.bat and remove the 
line that automatically starts windows.  You can save youself alot of pain 
and suffering in the future.

Geoff
12.615Been there done that...ASLAN::GKELLERCongressional Gridlick is a good thingTue Dec 13 1994 17:2723
>           <<< Note 12.567 by AIMTEC::MORABITO_P "Hotlanta Rocks" >>>
>                    -< Does the same thing during the week >-
>
>
>
>Jack,
>	You wouldn't believe this, but I have had the dilemma last week.  I 
>can't seem to find the key that opens the chassis.  I want to put in a 
>faster modem and more memory.  The key is nowhere in site.  Tore the house
>down.  Did manage to find the 800 and the non-toll free numbers.  Both 
>rang busy for ever.  Everyone bitches about Digital's Support, which I am 
>a member of.  I can't imagine a company that doesn't even have the decency
>to have a damn real telephone system.   I have a PB Legend and can't imagine 
>what I will do if something seriously breaks.
>
>Paul


I did the same thing when I went to put in my FAX modem.  I ended up 
finding the key in the original box the confuser came in.  have you checked 
there yet?  Now I keep it taped to the top of the PC.

Geoff
12.616I was there too...ASLAN::GKELLERCongressional Gridlick is a good thingTue Dec 13 1994 17:3427
>       <<< Note 12.608 by GAVEL::JANDROW "Au naturelle..back 2 basics" >>>
>
>    
>   numbnut  drivers are the one thing that pisses me off most...last nite
>    on the way home, via route 2, this car came flying (not literally, but
>    y'all know what i mean) out of no where practically up to my
>    bumper...and when he realized he could pass on the left, he decided to
>    pass on the right...which is the breakdown lane...which i was not about
>   to let him to...so i slowly floated to the right...making sure that he
>    didn't have enough room to pass...which i know isn't any righter than
>   what he was doing, but still...which then pissed him off...as he
>    floored it and moved over to the left...on the bumper of the car sorta
>    next to me...and then rode both my lane and his lane...forcing me to
>    slow down and go into the breakdown lane a bit..then he flew into my
>    lane...passed the car that was sorta next to me...got in front of
>    him...then got back in my lane in front of the car in front of
>    me...then was stuck...so he flew up the breakdown lane and then blew
>    over into the far left lane...
>    
>    and people think *I* am a bad driver???
 

I think I saw that idiot.  Was he in a white datsun 280 or 300Z?

Geoff   
    

12.617MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Tue Dec 13 1994 17:344
Re: Keys to P-B PC's

Are these towers? Mine isn't, and, frankly, I don't see anyplace for a key.

12.618MPGS::MARKEYPee Wee Herman for Surgeon General!Tue Dec 13 1994 17:4310
    >okay, then tell me where all the great blues guitarists are.
    
    As you've noted Lady Di, they're slow in coming. I heard there's
    a kid... Nathan.... ??? He was featured on some TV magazine
    show... maybe ET... as being the NBT.
    
    I think the dearth of good players is due to the fact that
    blues isn't where the money's at...
    
    -b
12.619PENUTS::DDESMAISONStoo few argsTue Dec 13 1994 17:475
    
>>    As you've noted Lady Di, they're slow in coming.

	yes, well, hmmm.  somewhat apropos for blues guitarists maybe.

12.620STOWOA::JOLLIMOREa little nervous from the fallTue Dec 13 1994 17:526
>    I heard there's a kid... Nathan.... ??? 
	
	Monster Mike Welch??
	
	
	Jay
12.621MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Tue Dec 13 1994 17:562
Do "Great blues guitarists" include Bo Diddly?

12.622CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanTue Dec 13 1994 17:5912


 Couple years ago I used to go see a local (NH) guy named Howard Randall,
 who put together a good band.  He wasn't too bad a guitar player and
 the keyboard player was quite a good singer..not sure if he still plays
 around here or not, though I see him around town once in a while.




Jim
12.623GAVEL::JANDROWAu naturelle..back 2 basicsTue Dec 13 1994 18:017
    
    
    goeff...
    
    no, i think it was a red probe...
    
    
12.624MPGS::MARKEYPee Wee Herman for Surgeon General!Tue Dec 13 1994 18:034
    In the search for blues, TTesta's "Charlie Dee Blues Band" is a pretty
    fine local unit...
    
    -b
12.625PENUTS::DDESMAISONStoo few argsTue Dec 13 1994 18:053
	i've seen decent blues guitarists locally too, but i just wonder why
	they're so scarce in the bigtime.
12.626STOWOA::JOLLIMOREa little nervous from the fallTue Dec 13 1994 19:104
12.627BIGQ::SILVANobody wants a Charlie in the Box!Tue Dec 13 1994 19:158


	The Patriots are in the drivers seat. This is usually the kiss of
death. My hope is Bill Parcells can cure them of this.


Glen
12.628CSOA1::LEECHannuit coeptis novus ordo seclorumTue Dec 13 1994 19:213
    My Christmas present to myself has not arrived yet.  I'm not sure
    whether to be mad or worried...I guess a few more days will point me
    in the right emotional direction.  
12.629POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of PerditionTue Dec 13 1994 19:232
    
    I didn't get my plane tickets yet, Steve.
12.630CSOA1::LEECHannuit coeptis novus ordo seclorumTue Dec 13 1994 19:271
    Oh...that WOULD explain the delay.   8^)
12.631POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of PerditionTue Dec 13 1994 19:292
    
    Try MSO2-3/C1...I moved recently 8^).
12.632Men!POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of PerditionWed Dec 14 1994 11:321
    
12.633SUBPAC::SADINKeep it off my wave...Wed Dec 14 1994 11:365
    
    
    <simper>
    
    
12.634present company excepted of coursePOWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of PerditionWed Dec 14 1994 11:401
    
12.635TNPUBS::JONGSteveWed Dec 14 1994 12:322
   Terrie's broken arm.  (She'd tell you all about it, but it hurts to
   type.)
12.636POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of PerditionWed Dec 14 1994 12:341
    oh no!
12.637TNPUBS::JONGSteveWed Dec 14 1994 12:357
   I got a message which I chose to distribute widely.  I used three
   mailing lists: my volleyball league captains, a list that's active and
   up to date (about 25 names); my program project leaders, which is active
   but not up to date (about the same); and the ex-Honeywellers list (not
   active, not up to date).  The NMAIL score so far:
   
   11 unsent, 92 sent, 50 failed.
12.638Thought "leader" meant "able to impose blame"?LYCEUM::CURTISDick &quot;Aristotle&quot; CurtisWed Dec 14 1994 13:066
12.639SMURF::BINDERvitam gustareWed Dec 14 1994 13:087
12.640TNPUBS::JONGSteveWed Dec 14 1994 13:152
   It seems worse to be an ex-Honeyweller.  (NB: Chris Eastland is on that
   list.)
12.641LJSRV2::KALIKOWCyberian-AmericanWed Dec 14 1994 13:323
    If yer an expert on the maths kind of floating point, there's a job
    opening at Intel, so they say...
    
12.642NOTIME!NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Dec 14 1994 13:461
Not having time to get back in the 'box.
12.643CSOA1::LEECHannuit coeptis novus ordo seclorumWed Dec 14 1994 13:531
    Terrible bowling night...
12.644HAAG::HAAGRode hard. Put up wet.Wed Dec 14 1994 13:543
    worst blowing night of the year. we got pounded again.
    
    outside of that. nothing. tis a good day.
12.645POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of PerditionWed Dec 14 1994 14:284
    
    I put a run in my hose on the _only_ part of my leg that's exposed.
    
    Typical.
12.646WMOIS::GIROUARD_CWed Dec 14 1994 16:181
    ...never being 25yrs. old again and having my toes sucked
12.647POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of PerditionWed Dec 14 1994 16:243
    
    You may never be 25 again, but you can have your toes sucked at any age
    as long as you can find a willing partner!
12.648MAIL2::CRANEWed Dec 14 1994 16:351
    If this continues I`ll have to leave early.....
12.649MPGS::MARKEYAIBOHPHOBIA: Fear of PalindromesWed Dec 14 1994 16:395
    Well, the thought of toe sucking is not something that gets me
    shivering with antici....pation. The thought of sucking _old_
    toes gets me shivering with aversion.
    
    -b
12.650;')GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERMontanabound, oneof these daysWed Dec 14 1994 16:414
    
    
    
    Just have to be careful of the bunions is all. 
12.651MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Dec 14 1994 16:483
My Grandma used to have bunions something fierce. I don't think anyone
ever sucked her toes.

12.652WMOIS::GIROUARD_CWed Dec 14 1994 16:511
    <- bunions or lip calluses?  :-)
12.653SUBPAC::JJENSENJojo the Fishing WidowWed Dec 14 1994 16:528
I dunno, Jack...  that's perhaps how she _got_ the
bunions.

There's a mental picture that'll give me nightmares.
Someone sucking my Grandma's toes!

{shivers}
joanne
12.654CALDEC::RAHthe truth is out there.Wed Dec 14 1994 16:552
    
    can't one get athalete's foot of the mouth thataway?
12.655JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeWed Dec 14 1994 16:581
    Oh the box is full of delectibles today!
12.656CONSLT::MCBRIDEaspiring peasantWed Dec 14 1994 17:016
    That would be foot and mouth disease.  It seems our esteemed leaders in
    Washington are running around sucking on toes.  They always seem to
    have feet in there mouths which is quite a feat (NPI) in itself seeing
    as their heads are stuck somewhere else most of the time.  
    
    Brian
12.657JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeWed Dec 14 1994 17:021
    It's called "hoof and mouf" 
12.658JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeWed Dec 14 1994 17:021
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssnarf!
12.659WMOIS::GIROUARD_CWed Dec 14 1994 17:041
    ...mouf?
12.660JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeWed Dec 14 1994 17:051
    Yes mouf... haven't you got one?
12.661WMOIS::GIROUARD_CWed Dec 14 1994 17:064
    ... boy, that's a pretty personal question. I'll get back to after a 
        brief investigation.
    
        Chip
12.662CONSLT::MCBRIDEaspiring peasantWed Dec 14 1994 17:152
    free clue Chip, you most likely do not need to remove any clothes to
    find it.  :-)
12.663WMOIS::GIROUARD_CWed Dec 14 1994 17:171
    ... a little late with the advice, Bri
12.664POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of PerditionWed Dec 14 1994 18:162
    
    He's busy investigating his briefs as we speak 8^).
12.665CSOA1::LEECHannuit coeptis novus ordo seclorumWed Dec 14 1994 18:173
    This current string...you people are sick.
    
    8^)
12.667BIGQ::SILVANobody wants a Charlie in the Box!Wed Dec 14 1994 20:367


                         Mark of the BEAST snarf!!!!



12.666Proof incase any covert actions take place!BIGQ::SILVANobody wants a Charlie in the Box!Wed Dec 14 1994 20:3616


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12.668Don't really need one at homeAIMTEC::MORABITO_PHotlanta RocksWed Dec 14 1994 20:579
12.617

|Are these towers? Mine isn't, and, frankly, I don't see anyplace for a key.

Jack,
      The Packard-Bell System I have is a Legend 2075 which is a tower.  

Paul
12.669Talk HardSNOC02::MACKENZIEKo...ex-SUBURB::DAVISMWed Dec 14 1994 21:035
    myself :^(
    
    It's my mum's birthday on Monday and I only just posted the card.....
    
    ......poooo
12.670Talk HardSNOC02::MACKENZIEKo...ex-SUBURB::DAVISMWed Dec 14 1994 21:043
    I have to pay my rent + bond for my new apartment.... what a drag.
    
    HOW MUCH !!!!
12.671BIGQ::SILVANobody wants a Charlie in the Box!Thu Dec 15 1994 12:097


	Hmmm...... it would seem .666 & .667 were switched during the night....
maybe covert actions DID happen..... or maybe the beast made an appearance.....


12.672WAHOO::LEVESQUEprepayah to suffahThu Dec 15 1994 14:243
    >Mark of the BEAST snarf!!!!
    
     More like "mark of the bonehead: snarf"
12.673GAVEL::JANDROWAu naturelle..back 2 basicsThu Dec 15 1994 14:396
    
    
    being woken up this morning at about 345 with a nasty stomache that
    still hasn't quite gone away...
    
    
12.674WAHOO::LEVESQUEprepayah to suffahThu Dec 15 1994 14:401
    most everything, frankly
12.676NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Dec 15 1994 15:241
Satan's a homophobe?
12.677TNPUBS::JONGOnce more dear friends into the breachThu Dec 15 1994 15:481
   The people who feel compelled to play pranks on him are jerks?
12.678SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIZebras should be seen and not herdThu Dec 15 1994 16:248
    
    
     The people who would waste their time on him are jerks?
    
    
     TTHT...
    
     Pardini wasn't ready last night... :(
12.679HAAG::HAAGRode hard. Put up wet.Thu Dec 15 1994 16:575
    6 months ago i told this customer that building their network across
    the vast distances and basing it all on netbios encapulated in IP was
    not the best way to do it. i was snubbed then. i'm now being called to
    fix it. i'm tempted to ignore it, but can't. into the tar pit one last
    time.
12.680SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIZebras should be seen and not herdThu Dec 15 1994 17:235
    
    
     Yeah... but can't you rub their noses in it... just for old times
    sake?? :) :)
    
12.681HAAG::HAAGRode hard. Put up wet.Thu Dec 15 1994 17:253
    re -1
    
    not professional. i keep a professional stance with customers.
12.682SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIZebras should be seen and not herdThu Dec 15 1994 17:273
    
    There's ways....
    
12.683CSC32::M_EVANSMy other car is a kirbyThu Dec 15 1994 17:309
    Gene,
    
    My sympathies on this.  I have the same problem with people whining
    about not having enough addresses for ip and trying to force routing
    protocols to do things they were never designed to do.  
    
    DECnet osi keeps looking better and better.
    
    meg
12.684BIGQ::SILVANobody wants a Charlie in the Box!Thu Dec 15 1994 18:0052
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    	It only seems to happen to you.  What does that tell us?


		What does that tell us Joe?



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	<grin>.....


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	This may be it Steve!


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     The people who would waste their time on him are jerks?
    
    
		Do you really con... never mind...
12.686POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of PerditionThu Dec 15 1994 18:139
    
    Not only did I get lost going to the courthouse this morning (went over
    the bridge to Boston *twice*...each time mumbling "I didn't want to do
    this...") and showed up 15 minutes late, which was embarassing but not
    a disaster, but my group never even got called into a courtroom to be
    questioned, so my day of jury duty was a washout 8^(.
    
    All those criminals must have heard Hangin'_Mz_Deb was in town and made
    plea bargains 8^).                             
12.687CALDEC::RAHMake strangeness work for you!Thu Dec 15 1994 18:294
    
    they notify us by phone out here; you get a number to call
    and only if a panel is to be chosen are we obligated to present
    ourselves at court.
12.688HAAG::HAAGRode hard. Put up wet.Thu Dec 15 1994 19:3217
Note 12.683 by CSC32::M_EVANS 
    
    >My sympathies on this.  I have the same problem with people whining
    >about not having enough addresses for ip and trying to force routing
    >protocols to do things they were never designed to do.  
    >
    >DECnet osi keeps looking better and better.
    
    merci' and ditto. i'm trying to debug why a client applications
    connection request is ignored by the server. the client uses NetBIOS
    (fair enough) which is encapsulated in IP (YUPK!), then routed across
    16 routers and half the damn country (double YUK!!), is intercepted by
    a "fake" server that takes the NetBIOS/IP packets and converts them
    into LU6.2 transactions to set up the SDLC connection to the "real"
    server on the mainframe that gets the info from DB2 (triple YUK!!).
    I'll get it figured out in a day or so, but some of these configs are
    real sweethearts.
12.689BIGQ::SILVANobody wants a Charlie in the Box!Thu Dec 15 1994 19:3512
| <<< Note 12.685 by CSC32::J_OPPELT "Plucky kind of a kid" >>>


| Well I really don't know.  But I can sure speculate.  Are
| you interested in that?

| In addition, it only seems to happen when you are snarfing
| .666 replies.  I can speculate about that too...



	Joe, I never expect you to provide fact, so speculate away.
12.691Talk HardSNOC02::MACKENZIEKo...ex-SUBURB::DAVISMThu Dec 15 1994 22:3914
    where shall I start.....
    
    Hangover
    Got up late
    Missed the train
    Feet bloody hurt
    Bored
    It's still morning
    Nose hurts (can't figure out why??)
    Face is peeling, didn't have time to shave - hence it irritates me
    every two seconds.
    Had to pay $60us to have a suit sent over from USA. Had to go to the
    bank to get said money, bank was 6000 miles away.
    I AM HAVING A BAD DAY
12.692HAAG::HAAGRode hard. Put up wet.Thu Dec 15 1994 23:393
    re -1
    
    once you reach puberty most of those afflictions will go away.
12.693Talkl HardSNOC02::MACKENZIEKo...ex-SUBURB::DAVISMFri Dec 16 1994 00:301
    Then I shall wait and hope.
12.694I was naughty and got deleted 8^(POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of PerditionFri Dec 16 1994 00:361
    
12.695Talk HardSNOC02::MACKENZIEKo...ex-SUBURB::DAVISMFri Dec 16 1994 00:391
    Whadidya say..... whisper it.
12.696POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of PerditionFri Dec 16 1994 00:413
    can't, my first deletion and it just crushed my little psyche.
    
    I'm off to go sob quietly into my pillow now.
12.697HBFDT1::SCHARNBERGSenior KodierwurstFri Dec 16 1994 08:321
    Oh Dear!
12.698CONSLT::MCBRIDEaspiring peasantFri Dec 16 1994 11:374
    It was such a nice deletion though.  Not at all unfunny, a good bit of
    passion and all.  No, it was a short but brightly shining deletion.  
    
    Hope this helps.
12.699CONSLT::MCBRIDEaspiring peasantFri Dec 16 1994 11:371
    I really hate cheating
12.700CONSLT::MCBRIDEaspiring peasantFri Dec 16 1994 11:382
    to get this 700 club SNARF.  I only hope Pat Robertson will forgive me.
     
12.701BIGQ::SILVANobody wants a Charlie in the Box!Fri Dec 16 1994 12:118
| <<< Note 12.690 by CSC32::J_OPPELT "Plucky kind of a kid" >>>

| Use your imagination.  Or develop one.

	Who needs an imagination when you set yourself up so perfectly? 


Glen
12.702BIGQ::SILVANobody wants a Charlie in the Box!Fri Dec 16 1994 12:133

	Deb, you got pillows to sob into? All we have here are SOB's....
12.703POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of PerditionFri Dec 16 1994 12:187
12.704WMOIS::GIROUARD_CFri Dec 16 1994 12:221
    <- kinda hot for a bed, ain't it? :-)
12.705CONSLT::MCBRIDEaspiring peasantFri Dec 16 1994 12:252
    No, not really.  I kept mine at 88 +/- all year.  Sigh, I miss it
    too....
12.706SUBPAC::SADINKeep it off my wave...Fri Dec 16 1994 12:267

	Only when you get the friction factor up....


;*)

12.707POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of PerditionFri Dec 16 1994 12:284
    
    
    It's the perfect temperature for one who sleeps in puris naturalibus.
                                                                        
12.708BIGQ::SILVANobody wants a Charlie in the Box!Fri Dec 16 1994 12:4410
12.709Tales from the Blue Law Trenches, Part IDECWIN::RALTOSuffering from p/n writer's blockFri Dec 16 1994 13:0319
    One of (no doubt) many David vs. Goliath confrontations over the
    Sunday morning store openings involves a friend of my wife's, who
    works full-time for a large office supply retail chain.

    Of course, they want her to work Sunday mornings.  She has attempted
    to decline gracefully, stating that she has family obligations and
    church on Sunday mornings, and can't start work until noon.

    They were less than pleased.  The issue is unresolved, but we have
    little doubt as to the ultimate outcome.  It's her full time job,
    and it's the first job she's been able to find in quite a while.

    Unfortunately, our right to buy a box of paper clips on Sunday
    mornings outweighs her right to have a life.  Most likely this
    scenario is being played out thousands of times over all around
    the state.

    Chris
    
12.710JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeFri Dec 16 1994 14:342
    Please reassure me that your last paragraph was dripping sarcasm.
    
12.711If that's what you meant...DECWIN::RALTOSuffering from p/n writer's blockFri Dec 16 1994 14:4416
    No, 'tis true... the remaining Mass. "Blue Laws" that required most
    stores to open no earlier than noon on Sunday mornings were repealed
    by referendum ballot question on November 8 (also affected a few
    holidays).  Then, in an absurd and twisted circus that is still
    ongoing, a judge overturned some (but not all) of the questions,
    thus re-instating the Blue Laws, and then someone else (or maybe
    even the same judge, I've lost track by now) was convinced to make
    an exception and let the Blue Laws repeal go through.  There have
    been some more recent developments with the ballot questions, but
    the media seems to have lost interest.
    
    As things stand now, stores can open pretty much when they want on
    Sunday mornings, and as a result lots of people will be arm-twisted
    into working during a time that was formerly "their own".
    
    Chris
12.712Oh, I see nowDECWIN::RALTOSuffering from p/n writer's blockFri Dec 16 1994 14:4812
    Oh, I see now what you meant... yes, it was sarcastic!  The
    un-sarcastic version is that the voters of Massachusetts have
    decided that their right to buy a box of paperclips on Sunday
    morning outweighs the retail worker's right to have a life. :-)
    
    I was strongly in favor of keeping what's left of the Blue Laws
    intact (this was the last remaining vestige), because if I were
    a retail worker, I wouldn't want to experience the pressure to
    work on Sunday morning, and I figure these people need all the
    help they can get against "big business".
    
    Chris
12.713JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeFri Dec 16 1994 15:171
    :-)  Tanks!  
12.714BIGQ::SILVANobody wants a Charlie in the Box!Fri Dec 16 1994 16:244


	Nice to know you weren't dripping Chris.....
12.715Yeah, and... naaaahhhhhh... :-)DECWIN::RALTOSuffering from p/n writer's blockFri Dec 16 1994 17:153
    Several jokes come to mind, but I'm not saying any of them!
    
    Chris
12.716BIGQ::SILVANobody wants a Charlie in the Box!Fri Dec 16 1994 17:224


	heh heh....
12.717MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Fri Dec 16 1994 17:3015
I would think that it doesn't have to be a matter of "the individual against
BIG BUSINESS", but a matter of the individual negotiating properly with
their direct management. I don't think Staples (as an example - I don't
know if that's the store Chris had in mind) cares "who" works Sunday AM
as long as the store is open. The actual scheduling of workers is a local
issue.

When I worked in retail in highschool and college, the business was open
Sunday. Now, nobody particularly _WANTED_ to work on Sunday, but the store
manager (not the owner) made it clear that whoever worked on Sunday got
the following weekend Friday and Saturday nights off, plus a few other
perqs. He hadn't any shortage of Sunday volunteers with this technique
and everybody was happy without crying in their beer over the state law
allowing the store to be open.

12.718CONSLT::MCBRIDEaspiring peasantFri Dec 16 1994 17:406
    Calling to order a sweater for my niece from L.L. Bean and being told
    that every sweater is sold out either in the size or color or
    completely!  Sheesh, and I wasn't even waiting to the last minute this
    year.
    
    Brian
12.719GAVEL::JANDROWAu naturelle..back 2 basicsFri Dec 16 1994 17:4310
    
    
    there is this one woman in the department who ab-so-lute-ly REEKS!!!!
    between her bo, her cologne (if there is any), and the cigarette smoke,
    eh&s should be giving out gas masks...it's so bad, i can tell she's
    been in here AFTER she has left... 
    
    and today was a particularly bad day...
   
    
12.720GAVEL::JANDROWAu naturelle..back 2 basicsFri Dec 16 1994 17:445
    
    
    hey, bri...i bet they still have my size...and i am not all that picky
    about color... ;>:> 
    
12.721BIGQ::SILVANobody wants a Charlie in the Box!Fri Dec 16 1994 17:514


	Jack, maybe Chris' wife is a manager????
12.722BIGQ::SILVANobody wants a Charlie in the Box!Fri Dec 16 1994 17:5210
| <<< Note 12.719 by GAVEL::JANDROW "Au naturelle..back 2 basics" >>>



| there is this one woman in the department who ab-so-lute-ly REEKS!!!!

	Gee... I wonder if she reads the 'box??? or should that be reeks the
box??? 


12.723BIGQ::SILVANobody wants a Charlie in the Box!Fri Dec 16 1994 17:5310
| <<< Note 12.720 by GAVEL::JANDROW "Au naturelle..back 2 basics" >>>



| hey, bri...i bet they still have my size...and i am not all that picky
| about color... ;>:>

	But considering your personal name makes me think you'd rather be
nekid, would you wear it if he bought it for you?

12.724GAVEL::JANDROWAu naturelle..back 2 basicsFri Dec 16 1994 18:126
    
    
    actually, glen, my p_n is referring to my hair...back to the color i
    was borned with...for now... :>
    
    
12.725BIGQ::SILVANobody wants a Charlie in the Box!Fri Dec 16 1994 18:254


	You mean you don't like being naked???? :(
12.726GAVEL::JANDROWAu naturelle..back 2 basicsFri Dec 16 1994 18:355
    
    i didn't say that...but there are some, well, many others that don't
    like me that way...
    
    
12.727SUBPAC::SADINKeep it off my wave...Fri Dec 16 1994 18:385
    
    
    	I won't complain, i promise! ;*)
    
    
12.728GAVEL::JANDROWAu naturelle..back 2 basicsFri Dec 16 1994 19:097
    
    chico!!!
    
    
    (ya can wipe the tip of your nose now... ;> ;> )
    
    
12.729SUBPAC::SADINKeep it off my wave...Fri Dec 16 1994 19:264

	wot? wot did I say? :*)

12.730JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeFri Dec 16 1994 20:153
    TTHT
    
    Density.. Brain Density!
12.731HAAG::HAAGRode hard. Put up wet.Fri Dec 16 1994 21:281
    nice suck up glen. be careful that is doesn't cheapen yourself.
12.732SUBPAC::JJENSENJojo the Fishing WidowSat Dec 17 1994 03:2345
    Prize-winning TTHT:
    
    My car sputters and dies on the drive to work this morning.  (Figured I
    had ample gasoline for the commute.  Guess I was incorrect.)  Pull over
    to the breakdown lane and flip on the hazard lights.  Wait 5 or 10
    minutes, try to restart car, no dice.  Wait another 15 minutes, watching
    rearview mirror for husband's Jeep to appear, since we travel the same
    route, and I left before him this morning.  No sign of him.  Trudge to
    nearest Motorist Aid Call Box, thru the 25-degree with (?) wind chill,
    read directions, and signal for help.  Hike back to the car, per
    Call Box instructions, to await help.  I'm cold.  20 minutes go by -- 
    no aid.  Decide to hike back to call box, but what's this?  I see our Jeep
    approaching.  I see it too late.  Don't have enough time to roll down
    my window and cause a ruckus, so I'm not sure if Keith realizes I'm the 
    icicle shmuck.  If he did see me, it'll take 10 or 15 minutes for him
    to go to the next exit, reverse direction, etc., so I decide to wait.
    No sign of him.  Hike back to "Aid" box, press button again, go to car.
    I'm freezing.  Wait 20 minutes.  No aid yet.  Decide it's time to trek to
    the closest exit, about 2 miles back.  At least I know there's a gas station
    there.  And if I start moving, maybe I'll start to feel my feet again.
    Plod along, almost to the ramp, and a State Police cruiser comes by.
    Cop lets me into the cruiser, radios a call for a tow truck, and tells
    me I'm supposed to use the Call Box for help.  Tell him as politely as 
    possible with clenched teeth and numb lips that I did use the "Aid"
    Box, twice.  Cop drives me back to my car, tells me the tow truck will be 
    arriving "soon", ejects me from cruiser, and speeds off.  I get back
    into my car and decide to mull over the fact that I've seen 3 local police
    or sheriff's department cruisers and 4 tow trucks while I've been
    spending my morning in the breakdown lane, and not a one stopped to see
    if I needed help.  20 minutes later, my tow truck arrives.  Tell the
    driver I'm pretty sure that I ran low on gas, he gives me a "you're an
    idiot" look and feeds the Corolla a gallon of unleaded.  I try the key,
    and voila, the car starts.  Tow driver presents me with $30 invoice for
    his trouble and says, "This ain't gonna take you another 100 miles,
    y'know, honey."  I hand over $30 and assure him, thru chattering teeth, 
    that I really only planned on getting 5 miles to the next exit and a gas 
    station.
    
    Trust me, this ain't the way to spend a wintery morning.  Still got
    stinging/sore fingers and feet, plus windburn, 14 hours later.
    
    TGIS...
    joanne
    
                                                   
12.733SCAPAS::GUINEO::MOOREI'll have the rat-on-a-stickSat Dec 17 1994 04:313
    <-- Not a way to spend ANY morning.  Hope you're still merry.
    
    ;^)
12.734SUBPAC::SADINKeep it off my wave...Sat Dec 17 1994 09:037

	bummer morning Joanne! Get down to diffusion in fab6 and sit by the
furnace tubes to warm up.....;*)


jim
12.735MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Sat Dec 17 1994 11:075
re: Joanne

What a bummer. Not only were you faced with a lousy situation, you also had
the "opportunity" to interface with some of humanity's worst specimens. Did
you get the trooper's badge #?
12.736HAAG::HAAGRode hard. Put up wet.Sat Dec 17 1994 17:152
    that's a real bummer joanne. after such trying times  usually find a
    long shot bubble bath with a stiff drink works wonders.
12.737SUBPAC::JJENSENJojo the Fishing WidowSat Dec 17 1994 17:2615
    Thx for the kind words, folks.  I'm now parlaying this experience
    into *lots* of family sympathy and more generous Xmas presents.
    Fulfilling my national obligation to be a victim and all...  ;^)
    
    Actually, it inspired me, later in the day, to throw a couple dollars
    in every Salvation Army kettle I came across.
     
    I wish I'd thought of getting the badge number, Jack.  I was too
    fascinated with riding in the back of a cop car....  plexiglass,
    no door/window handles, and I was sitting on his bullet-proof vest.
    Damn, that woulda made a nice souvenir.  ("I think my tax dollars
    financed this, tyvm.")
    
    joanne (now thawed)
    
12.738HAAG::HAAGRode hard. Put up wet.Sat Dec 17 1994 17:3920
    a judge upheld the MN school district 196's suspension of a 7th grader
    under its "no tolerance" policy with regards to weapons on school
    property. the kid has been tossed out of school for 3 months. the
    parents of the kid brought suit to have their son re-instated. No one
    disputes the "weapon" being a 2.5 inch pocket knife. all agreed the kid
    did not expose the blade but only was showing the knife to a friend.
    another student (cited for correct and appropriate action) reported the
    incident to the principle who had the "offender" immediately removed
    from class by local police.
    
    the districts attorney cited the need for upholding the conviction
    stating "we must be clear that NO weapons will be allowed on school
    grounds. when it comes to our childrens safety, we must make no
    compromises".
    
    since i live and pay outrageous taxes in district 196, i intend to
    attend the next meeting and DEMAND they remove pens, pencils, forks,
    toothbrushes, etc. from schoool grounds. and DEMAND in a damned vocal
    manner. its bad enough to over react. but to ENCOURAGE students to
    enforce such stupidity is ludicrous.
12.739It's the kids, stupid.SUBPAC::JJENSENJojo the Fishing WidowSat Dec 17 1994 17:5110
    When I was in junior high school, a couple juveniles were taking the
    plastic forks from the cafeteria, breaking off the tines, and sling-
    shotting them with the remaining handle.
    
    Did the administration find and discipline the culprits?   Nope.
    Removed those evil, dangerous forks from the jr. high and high school.
    Idjits.
    
    Spent 6 years eating disgusting food with a spoon.
    
12.740Men!POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of PerditionSun Dec 18 1994 06:251
    
12.741CALDEC::RAHMake strangeness work for you!Sun Dec 18 1994 17:512
    
    the press of woik. i'll never get caught up.
12.742HAAG::HAAGRode hard. Put up wet.Sun Dec 18 1994 20:152
    good bye party with long time friends. many college classmates (from my
    third attempt at college in '75).
12.743Talk HardSNOC02::MACKENZIEKo...ex-SUBURB::DAVISMSun Dec 18 1994 21:5731
    It's Monday morning and that's only the start of it.
    
    Decided I would have about an hours sleep yesterday evening (at about 
    5:45pm) then get up and go shoot some pool/drink some beer. Anyway
    the alarm clock goes off, I grab it and throw it, then fall asleep
    again.
    
    At about 11:00pm the phone rings. It's a family member calling from
    home. Me thinking it's like 4:00 in the morning think something must
    be wrong and nearly have a small heart defect. Finding it's not
    quite that time, am relieved to find everything is ok and that they 
    thought they would call because it was only 12:00pm (at home) and 
    I wouldn't be in bed yet, usually I wouldn't. So I get off the phone
    and find I am now wide awake, major bummer. 
    
    So I grab some pizza from the fridge, eat, cane a beer and then decide
    to hit the sack for a second time. I walk into the bedroom and pick
    up the alarm clock to reset it for the morning. I then find that it's
    previous launch from my bedside has broken it.
    
    So i bed down with out it and pray I will wake up at the right time.
    
    Not only do I suddenly realise that there is a party across the street
    but there is a little buzzing creature in my room, which I struggle 
    to kill for a while, then give up. Can't get back to sleep for about 
    4 hours and then wake up late.
    
    Apart from everything else it was at least 35 degrees in my room last
    night and I woke up in what felt like a swimming pool.
    
    Gawd I'm tired.
12.744POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of PerditionSun Dec 18 1994 23:413
    
    It's very difficult to type with a cat on your lap, and especially so
    when he starts making happyfeet on your arm.
12.745HAAG::HAAGRode hard. Put up wet.Mon Dec 19 1994 01:013
    mz. debra,
    
    "kat problems are us". just let me know when. i'l educate it proper.
12.746CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanMon Dec 19 1994 01:1122


RE:       <<< Note 12.744 by POWDML::LAUER "Little Chamber of Perdition" >>>

    
   > It's very difficult to type with a cat on your lap, and especially so
   > when he starts making happyfeet on your arm.



    My cat seems to be cured of that..at least she doesn't try to sleep
 on the keyboard whilst I'm typing..she does seem to have a knack, however,
 for hopping up on my lap as I'm on approach to landing in Flight Simulator..

 Right now she's in the kitchen playing with one of those gizmos that has
 a little ball in it and they bang it around in a circle trying to get it
 out..



Jim
12.747CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanMon Dec 19 1994 01:179



 TTLJAMA (just a minute ago)



 Watching my cat chasing her tail...
12.748SUBPAC::SADINKeep it off my wave...Mon Dec 19 1994 10:229

	TtHY:

	Watching my grandmother get drunk (again) at the family christmas party.
There's nothing more obnoxious than an old drunk person....%*{


jim
12.749GAVEL::JANDROWAu naturelle..back 2 basicsMon Dec 19 1994 10:5512
    
    
    joanne:  a bit late, but i've been there...it really sucks...in a mean
    way.  i hadn't run out of gas, but i did get stranded on route 95 in
    north attleboro one cold january nite...with no heat and a couple of
    trudges up to the caller aid box with no luck...the only reason a
    statie showed up was because someone called in the trouble on his car
    phone as he drove by...but it was an experience riding in the back
    seat...thankfully the store/gas station he dropped me off at had a
    sympathetic keeper...and he let me hang out inside, reading anything i
    wanted and making sure i was warm til my help arrived...
    
12.750BIGQ::SILVANobody wants a Charlie in the Box!Mon Dec 19 1994 13:048
| <<< Note 12.731 by HAAG::HAAG "Rode hard. Put up wet." >>>



| nice suck up glen. be careful that is doesn't cheapen yourself.


	Is that possible gene???? :-)
12.751Chris : Manager :: Oil : WaterDECWIN::RALTOSuffering from p/n writer's blockMon Dec 19 1994 13:1115
>>	Jack, maybe Chris' wife is a manager????
    
    Naw, I wouldn't have married a manager...
    
    Actually, she has nothing to do with this, it's her best friend
    who's the employee at the office supplies store, and they specifically
    wanted her because they like her work better, and all that.
    
    Having worked for places like supermarkets when I was a kid, I
    remember the pressure they can bring to bear (there was a "fad"
    in the early seventies for some stores to be open until midnight,
    and I was part of all that).  So it doesn't surprise me to see what
    this other person is experiencing now...
    
    Chris
12.753BIGQ::SILVANobody wants a Charlie in the Box!Mon Dec 19 1994 13:119

	RE: cat chasing tail


		Jim, my cat has this great habit of eating her tail. 
	When she is laying down on my lap, I wave her tail around and
	her paws grab it, and she starts biting it. It's fun to watch.
	But someday she won't be a kitten anymore.....
12.754Go back to talking about fires in Cheektowaga already!TROOA::TRP109::Chrisshirley you jest (a.d.c.m.s.)Mon Dec 19 1994 14:415
The Buffalo newscasters whining and complaining about their football team.  
Come on guys!  It was bad enough when you got into the Super Bowl 4 times in 
a row and blew it every time.  Be thankful that you don't have to live 
through that humiliation again - thanks very much Pats.  (However, nobody is 
going to beat my 49ers!)
12.755HAAG::HAAGRode hard. Put up wet.Mon Dec 19 1994 15:097
    
>| nice suck up glen. be careful that is doesn't cheapen yourself.
>
>
>	Is that possible gene???? :-)
    
    now that you mention it..... :-)
12.756JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeMon Dec 19 1994 15:3110
    My grandpa used to get drunk at the family gatherings.  He was a big
    man, 6'2" built like brick.  He always tended to get mouthy and kick
    one of his son-in-laws out before the evening was through.  When I got
    old enough to understand the dialogue, I'd hide in a bush in front of
    the house and cry for hours while people were looking for me.  
    
    It diverted my Grandfather from picking a fight...  I didn't realize it
    then.. but I think that's why I did it.
    
    Nancy
12.757CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanMon Dec 19 1994 15:3910

 Reading about a car accident in Plaistow NH that killed 3 (aged 21-23), one
 of whom was an acquaintance of my son Chris...he takes these things hard,
 having lost several friends over the years to car accidents..




Jim
12.758SUBPAC::JJENSENJojo the Fishing WidowMon Dec 19 1994 15:4017
re:  a few back, about cats and their tails

I wonder when cats'll ever figure out that the tail
is attached to their bodies.  A few years back, I was
in the kitchen, making dinner, got a burner flaming
away -- we have a gas range.

I walk out of the kitchen to do something. Come back
a few minutes later, and one of the cats is sitting
on the counter, next to the stove, apparently attracted
by the warmth.  Damn cat's got its tail curled around,
tip of the thing square in the flame, smoke pouring off.

Never realized it was cremating itself.  Charred fur
smelled loverly, too.

joanne
12.759COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertMon Dec 19 1994 16:056
Cat would have noticed real fast if the burning had gone beyond the hair.

I used to have a dog (no more dogs) that would sleep close enough to the
fireplace (covered in glass) to singe the hair on its back and tail.

/john
12.760POWDML::LAUERHad, and then wasMon Dec 19 1994 17:494
    
    Our two queued printers are dead in the water (server problem) and I am
    dead in the water waiting for them to come back on line so I can get
    work done...
12.761GMT1::TEEKEMADon't need no Info Highway.Mon Dec 19 1994 18:005
	Boy, Mz debra, you don't seem to have much luck with
printers or photo copiers................%^)

	Maybe you have an allergic reaction to toner ???
12.762GAVEL::JANDROWbrain crampMon Dec 19 1994 18:016
    
    
    nah...she just wants my man to come up and fix her... ;>
    
    
    
12.763why do people lie?SMURF::BINDERvitam gustareMon Dec 19 1994 18:0513
    ttht.
    
    netscape v1.0 released.  contrary to statements all along by netscape
    communications corp, netscape navigator is NOT generally free.  it's
    free ONLY to the following:
    
    o   educationals
    
    o   nonprofits
    
    o   individuals for EVALUATION PURPOSES
    
    otherwise, it's $39 a copy.  and the hardcopy docs are another $20.
12.764GMT1::TEEKEMADon't need no Info Highway.Mon Dec 19 1994 18:075
	RE .762


	Oh my.......................%^}
12.765BIGQ::SILVANobody wants a Charlie in the Box!Mon Dec 19 1994 18:1110
| <<< Note 12.762 by GAVEL::JANDROW "brain cramp" >>>



| nah...she just wants my man to come up and fix her... ;>



	Is that why she put them in water to begin with? And is she taking a
bath right now?
12.766GMT1::TEEKEMADon't need no Info Highway.Mon Dec 19 1994 18:132
	 SHOWER TIME ......................... BBBBBBBrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
12.767Talk HardSNOC02::MACKENZIEKo...ex-SUBURB::DAVISMMon Dec 19 1994 20:493
    I think I have food poisoning. I feel bloody terrible. 
    
    BARF!
12.768GAVEL::JANDROWbrain crampMon Dec 19 1994 21:105
    
    
    i don't think we'd be that lucky...
    
    
12.769JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeMon Dec 19 1994 21:113
    .768
    
    OUCH!!!!  OOOH  EEEE OOOOH AH AH TING TANG WALLA WALLA BING BANG!
12.770HAAG::HAAGRode hard. Put up wet.Mon Dec 19 1994 21:202
    what's that blinder? they're gonna charge MONEY for netscape? after all
    those early releases we free via the Inet? i ain't payin for it.
12.771HAAG::HAAGRode hard. Put up wet.Mon Dec 19 1994 21:212
    its been one of THOSE days. i dialed in here just so i wouldn't have to
    listen to the GD phone ring anymore.
12.772HAAG::HAAGRode hard. Put up wet.Mon Dec 19 1994 22:0410
    i can't express how much i am beginning to really detest the media.
    local news statiion (NBC affiliate) began evening news with a story
    about a 3 year old girl that was mauled by her mothers boyfriends
    rottwieler. girl needed 100 stiches. the news peoples opened the
    telecast with this:
    
      "having a dog around the house can be as dangerous as having a 
       loaded gun in the house."
    
    then they showed gruesome pictures of the girls face.
12.773Watch your dialTINCUP::AGUEDTN-592-4939, 719-598-3498(SSL)Mon Dec 19 1994 22:405
    If you think that's bad, consider this.  There's a radio station out in
    Denver that plays Rush Limbaugh for 3 hours a day, each and every
    weekday.
    
    -- Jim
12.774JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeMon Dec 19 1994 22:494
    .773
    
    How can they do that?  Isn't he like only on for 1/2 an hour per day?
    
12.775SMURF::BINDERvitam gustareTue Dec 20 1994 00:5727
    .770
    
    not free?  that's correct.  here's the EXACT relevant text from the
    license agreement, haag:
    
                             END USER LICENSE AGREEMENT
    
                        FREE EDUCATIONAL AND EVALUATION USE
    
        GRANT.  Subject to the provisions contained herein, Netscape
        Communications Corporation ("Netscape") hereby grants you a
        non-exclusive license to use its accompanying proprietary software
        product ("Software") free of charge if (a) you are a student,
        faculty member or staff member of an educational institution (K-12,
        junior college or college) or an employee of a non-profit
        organization; or (b) your use of the Software is for the purpose of
        evaluating whether to purchase an ongoing license to the Software.
        If you do not fit within the description above, a license fee is
        due to Netscape and no license is granted herein.  If you are using
        a free version of the Software, you will not be entitled to support
        or telephone assistance.
    
    and besides, they haven't yet fixed some moderately serious bugs.  in
    the mac version, popup menus don't scroll, which means that you can't
    assign the proper target file type to stuff you download - such as jpeg
    images.  also, they broke the mac version's disk caching between 0.94
    and 0.96 beta, and they havn't fixed that, either.  hmpf!
12.776CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanTue Dec 20 1994 01:2416


RE:    <<< Note 12.774 by JULIET::MORALES_NA "Sweet Spirit's Gentle Breeze" >>>

   > .773
    
   > How can they do that?  Isn't he like only on for 1/2 an hour per day?
    


   He's on for 3 hours/day...



 Jim
12.777GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNo eggnoggin n tobogganinTue Dec 20 1994 11:196
    
    
    Reading of the escapades of the BATF on 5-25-94.
    
    
    
12.778BIGQ::SILVANobody wants a Charlie in the Box!Tue Dec 20 1994 13:074
12.779SMURF::BINDERvitam gustareTue Dec 20 1994 13:4611
    ttht.
    
    bellfone call from daughter at 8:12 a.m.  her 'puter was acting up and
    she needed to redo her so's resume NOW for faxing to a hot potential
    employer.
    
    ttlt.
    
    it's fixed.  we tried several things, finally she ran norton on it and
    it settled down.  looks like norton installed a new driver on the hard
    disk without saying boo - which means that her driver was garbaged.
12.780SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIZebras should be seen and not herdTue Dec 20 1994 13:5812
    
    
    Things to hate Last night...
    
     Got home late after work (10:30) and just wanted to catch up on some
    news... hoping to hear more about the down helicopter pilot...
    
     Turned on CNN and the story was 5th in line!!! First one was the
    stupid OJ trial and a bunch of inane stuff after that...
    
     What a joke!!
    
12.781HAAG::HAAGRode hard. Put up wet.Tue Dec 20 1994 14:158
Note 12.773 by TINCUP::AGUE
    
    >If you think that's bad, consider this.  There's a radio station out in
    >Denver that plays Rush Limbaugh for 3 hours a day, each and every
    >weekday.
    
    gawd. that IS a bummer. the good folks of denver get 3 hours of truth
    every day and 21 hours of brainwashing mush.
12.782HAAG::HAAGRode hard. Put up wet.Tue Dec 20 1994 14:189
Note 12.775 by SMURF::BINDER
    
    >and besides, they haven't yet fixed some moderately serious bugs.  in
    >the mac version, popup menus don't scroll, which means that you can't
    
    well blinder, the mac ain't consider mainline computing in corporate
    america. stands to reason that the amount and quality of S/W for those
    machines would lag a bit. tho netscape has some pretty annoying bugs in
    its windows version as well.
12.783PENUTS::DDESMAISONStoo few argsTue Dec 20 1994 14:417
    
    >the mac version, popup menus don't scroll, which means that you can't

	for some reason, i read this as "popus mensus".  must be all that
	latin you're always spew...er, enlightening us with, richard.  ;>


12.784why can't he have a 'normal' job...GAVEL::JANDROWbrain crampTue Dec 20 1994 15:198
    
    
    paged dear ol' dad 3 times so far and no return call...and he was
    EXPECTING my page...
    
    {{grrrrrrrr}}
    
    
12.785NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Dec 20 1994 15:481
Pope's menses?  Not in our lifetime.
12.786GMT1::TEEKEMAThe ultimate experiment gone bad !!Tue Dec 20 1994 16:174
	Old soapbox being beleted..........%^(
					   '
					   '
12.787Those were the days, I thinkDECWIN::RALTOSuffering from p/n writer's blockTue Dec 20 1994 16:255
    It would be great fun to see some of the early 'boxes, especially
    from when I started reading, around 1986.  Who knows though, maybe
    the reality wouldn't match the nostalgic remembrances...
    
    Chris
12.788CSOA1::LEECHannuit coeptis novus ordo seclorumTue Dec 20 1994 17:491
    It's bowling night...used to be a TTL.  <sigh>
12.789HAAG::HAAGRode hard. Put up wet.Tue Dec 20 1994 18:257
    re -1
    
    i'm with you bugman. our whole blowing team is in the pits. our big
    guys average dropped from 226 to 219 in the last 3 weeks. that's
    serious this time of the year. as for me, 550 it usually an easier to
    reach series. i'd be happy to just get back over 500. THAT'S really a
    TTHT.
12.790Shut up Binder...VMSNET::M_MACIOLEKFour54 Camaro/Only way to flyTue Dec 20 1994 19:005
    Well, I'm reinstalling NTAS 3.5, again.  (At least I'm getting good
    at it).
    And my Etherworks 3 card ain't working like it's supposed to.
    ... and another computer ain't seeing it's hard drive.... and the
    fax don't work...
12.791SMURF::BINDERvitam gustareTue Dec 20 1994 19:025
    .790
    
    >                        -< Shut up Binder... >-
    
    who, me???
12.792GMT1::TEEKEMAThe ultimate experiment gone bad !!Tue Dec 20 1994 19:034
	RE .790

	Just wait until you have to deal with PW for NT......%^(
12.793CSC32::M_EVANSMy other car is a kirbyTue Dec 20 1994 19:0811
    
    
    
    
    
    			TCPIP
    
    
    
    
    
12.794GMT1::TEEKEMAThe ultimate experiment gone bad !!Tue Dec 20 1994 19:094


			DECNET
12.795GAVEL::JANDROWbrain crampTue Dec 20 1994 19:257
    
    
    
    
    			RESPECT
    
    
12.796GMT1::TEEKEMAThe ultimate experiment gone bad !!Tue Dec 20 1994 19:275



	No Snow....................%^(
12.797i am craving a big glass of milk...GAVEL::JANDROWbrain crampTue Dec 20 1994 19:279
    
    one of the firms that this group deals with sends certain people in the
    group chocolate for christmas...a nice big, probably one-pound block,
    which has an engravement of the firm's building in it (is engravement a
    word??)...and the person that it was sent to is out for 2 weeks
    (YEAH)...so i got to open it and break it up...so now there are many
    little chunks of semi-sweet chocolate sitting in my office... :<
    
    
12.798POWDML::LAUERHad, and then wasTue Dec 20 1994 19:313
    
    Chocolate?  I'll be right there...
     
12.799HAAG::HAAGRode hard. Put up wet.Tue Dec 20 1994 19:332
    whew! the network protocol stacks are getting dumped on pretty good
    today.
12.800CSC32::M_EVANSMy other car is a kirbyTue Dec 20 1994 19:3623
    
    
    
    
    
    
    			IPX
    
    
    
    			and IPX tunneled through IP
    
    
    			RIP and mixed subnets
    
    
    			inability to go to ospf or is-is because of
    			limitations and the interpretations of how frame
    			relay should be implemented between two router
    			vendors.
    
    
    			Static routes, and see above.
12.801CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanTue Dec 20 1994 19:384

 bozos I try to enlist in solving a customer problem who haven't the
 slightest idea what customer satisfaction is..
12.802TNPUBS::JONGSteveTue Dec 20 1994 19:531
    Drug-resistant strep.
12.803GAVEL::JANDROWbrain crampTue Dec 20 1994 20:016
    
    don't say that...i have been waking up with a bit of a scratchy throat
    the last few days, and today, it was definitely a bit swollen, and has
    been all day...gargling saltwater and antiseptic mouthwash, coming up!!
    
    
12.804CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanTue Dec 20 1994 20:0911

 Speaking of gargling and colds, etc....I had a voicemail message this 
 morning from a guy who was returning my call..he started talking, coughed,
 talked, coughed, said "excuse me", and then let out a cough that sounded like
 my garbage disposal chewing a bunch of potato peels, then continued with his
 message...



Jim
12.805I'll have all this stuff cooking by midnight, fer sherVMSNET::M_MACIOLEKFour54 Camaro/Only way to flyTue Dec 20 1994 20:1118
    re: Note 12.792 by GMT1::TEEKEMA
    
    > Just wait until you have to deal with PW for NT.
    
    I am.  I got into the habit of not reinstalling it after dicky-doing
    with my NT config, because for some reason... 
    
    "Your hard drive is either corrupted, or unrecognizable.  Do you want
    me to format it for you now?"
    
    ***** R.O!!!!! ******
    
    I tried to get cute the first time and whip that "Emergency Repair
    Disk" out and (R)ecover, but....
    
    "The drive can't be recovered... procede with format [Y]"
    
    DOUBLE R.O. !!!!!!!
12.806TNPUBS::JONGSteveTue Dec 20 1994 20:127
    What are you implying, Raq?  I haven't seen you in months!  
    You didn't get it from me.
    
    (I, on the other hand, am married to a hospital worker, who is
    obviously the prime suspect 8^(
    
    I am relieved I didn't take out the entire DECarolers group...
12.807GAVEL::JANDROWbrain crampTue Dec 20 1994 20:2610
    
    
    i am not implying anything!!!  honest!!!  just that you mentioned
    strep, and i have heard that it is going around...and you mentioned
    that yours in drug-resistant...that is something i can do without...
    
    
    sorry...
    
    
12.808Talk HardSNOC02::MACKENZIEKo...ex-SUBURB::DAVISMTue Dec 20 1994 20:415
    It's like 40 degrees Celsius outside and I'm stuck in this office :^(
    
    Should be at the beach surfing or something.
    
    All I can say is thank Goodness for air-conditioning.
12.809HAAG::HAAGRode hard. Put up wet.Tue Dec 20 1994 21:323
    the shooting of that homeless man carrying a knife in front of the WH
    looks a lot like police panic. they shot him to make a statement. we
    are allowing our "police" to get out of hand.
12.811WMOIS::GIROUARD_CWed Dec 21 1994 09:288
    ... it didn't appear that the police were in immediate danger, but
        when you hold a weapon and are ordered to drop it and don't,
        then you get what you deserve.
    
        This, of course, does not take into account (some cases) language
        barriers or mental illness.
    
        Chip
12.812GAVEL::JANDROWbrain crampWed Dec 21 1994 10:4311
    
    
    heard that some eyewitnesses said that the shooting was uncalled for...
    that the situation seemed to be under control and then they heard
    shots.  i guess the man shot is now in critical condition (he was in
    stable condition earlier this morning)...
    
    what was this man doing with a knife taped to his hand in the first
    place????
    
    
12.813PNTAGN::WARRENFELTZRWed Dec 21 1994 10:457
    The man at the WH was in what was referred as a "No-Zone."  Since
    they're directly in front of the WH, the police are ordered not to
    retreat in such a "No-Zone".  The man looked intoxicated and like he
    was coiling like a snake ready to strike.
    
    But the 5-1 odds did favor the police and I don't know why the shot in
    the r leg wasn't enuf. 
12.814SUBPAC::SADINKeep it off my wave...Wed Dec 21 1994 10:567

	They probably shot him in the leg with the second shot....and they
probably meant to hit him in the chest. Cops are generally lousy shots....:)


jim
12.815PNTAGN::WARRENFELTZRWed Dec 21 1994 11:098
    Not getting a good initial report from the ENT yesterday.  More tests
    are scheduled for possibly next week.  Meanwhile the 11th ear infection
    in the past year is starting just 4 days after finishing the last
    antibiotics.
    
    Told my wife I am not driving ANYWHERE on my Christmas vacation if I
    get sick again like I did last year.  She may take Sarah to Plattsburgh
    herself.  Okay as long as she takes MIL.
12.816Re NetScape...LJSRV2::KALIKOWSERVE&lt;a href=&quot;SURF_GLOBAL&quot;&gt;LOCAL&lt;/a&gt;Wed Dec 21 1994 11:256
    BookMarks list doesn't scroll in the OSF/1 version (and I believe in the
    Windows version) either.  Use headings in the BookMark editor to
    collapse things into categories.
    
    I sure hope it scrolls in rev 1.0+...
    
12.817GAVEL::JANDROWbrain crampWed Dec 21 1994 12:089
    
    
    people who make plans with you then change them and expect you to be
    able to accommodate, even tho you have made commitments around the
    original plans...
    
    :<
    
     
12.818CONSLT::MCBRIDEaspiring peasantWed Dec 21 1994 12:131
    Raq, I think way back when, you meant engraving.  Yooze wellcomb. :-)
12.819SMURF::BINDERvitam gustareWed Dec 21 1994 12:143
    ttht.
    
    the second blanketyblank sore-throat incipient cold in two weeks.
12.820GAVEL::JANDROWbrain crampWed Dec 21 1994 12:268
    
    well, bri, i'd thank you wholeheartedly for yer help, but i can't
    remember what i was talking about, nor can i find that note...so i'll
    just thank you 1/2heartedly...til i can figure out what i said...:>
    
    tth:  that sore throat is still hanging around...just on one side...and
    it's not enough to hurt to talk (sorry... ;>) but enough to annoy me...
    
12.821Maybe I should have driven into the guardrail and sued them for blinding me!TROOA::TRP109::Chrisshirley you jest (a.d.c.m.s.)Wed Dec 21 1994 12:409
		I got flashed last night..........



	.......... by photo radar. Wonder how long it takes before I
	can stop worrying about whether or not I'll get a ticket. They
	have now set the radar machines at 107km which is only 7km
	(approx. 3.5 mph) above the speed limit and they are still trying
	to tell us that this is *not* a cash cow....right 8*(
12.822SUBPAC::SADINKeep it off my wave...Wed Dec 21 1994 12:425
    
    
    	tickets have always been a cashcow....they suck...
    
    
12.823GAVEL::JANDROWbrain crampWed Dec 21 1994 12:458
    
    
    i don't see how it can be fair to give someone ticket for going 3.5
    miles per hour over the speed limit...don't they have to take into
    consideration the possible discrepency of the calibration of each
    auto's speedometer???
    
    
12.824A short-lived field test...ROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150 kts. is TOO slow!Wed Dec 21 1994 13:097
You must live in the land where you don't have the right to face your accuser.

An early version of that was tried about 20 years ago in Arlington, Texas.  They
gave up after having to replace the unit too many times due to damage from
gunfire.

Bob
12.825This hurts, especially at this time of year...ROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150 kts. is TOO slow!Wed Dec 21 1994 13:1227
I have a daughter, Nicole who is 12 and in the 7th grade.  She is taking the
equivalent of Home Ec.  She needed extra time to work on her sewing project, so
the teacher offered to stay late with her and some other kids until 5:15
yesterday.  Nicole told her that her Mom couldn't pick her up then as she had a
class. (I don't know why she didn't ask me.)  The teacher told her she would
give her a ride home.  Well, it got to be 6:00 and I figured I'd better go see
what was going on at school.  I drove the .8 mile to school, tried to get in
the front door, which was locked as I expected.  As I was driving around the
school to try some other doors, they all came out to the parking lot.  Nicole
asked me what I was doing there and I told her it was 6:05.  She told the
teacher that and the teacher came over and apologized for being so late.  She
said that her watch had stopped and she couldn't afford to get a new one until
after Christmas because she had to buy Christmas presents for her kids.  I told
her it was O.K. and thanked her for staying late to help the kids.  After
Nicole got in the car, she told me that the teacher had 3 kids, was divorcing
an abusive husband, had many medical bills recently, and was possibly going
blind in one eye due to a childhood injury.  Here was someone desperately short
on cash, but willing to spend extra time and gas money to make sure these kids
got some extra help!  I told Nicole that after dinner we were going out and
buying her teacher a new watch.  I took her to Target and let her pick out any
watch she wanted under $20.  (I'm having money problems of my own, right now).
I wanted to put $20 in to help her get her kids some more presents, but all I
had was $8 in my wallet:-(  She will wrap it up this morning and give it to the
teacher as a Christmas present in school today.  Did I do the right thing,
having Nicole get her a new watch?  I somehow feel I didn't do enough.

Bob
12.826AQU027::HADDADWed Dec 21 1994 13:156
Bob,

 It was the appropriate thing to do.  It has meaning for both you and the
teacher.  The thought will carry on a lot longer than the watch will.

Bruce
12.827CONSLT::MCBRIDEaspiring peasantWed Dec 21 1994 13:165
    That is a thing to like today actually.  Very few folks would notice
    her plight let alone try to do anything about it.  This is what the
    Holiday should be about IMO.  
    
    Brian
12.828POWDML::LAUERHad, and then wasWed Dec 21 1994 13:182
    
    That was very thoughtful of you, Bob.  
12.829TROOA::COLLINSJust say `Oh, all right.'Wed Dec 21 1994 13:2013
    
    .821, Chris:
    
    The first person to fight a photo radar ticket in court won by claiming
    that he was passing at the time.  You could try that, especially since
    7 km over is not *unusual* when passing ;^).
    
    Yes, it is a cash cow.  If they *really* wanted to enforce the speed 
    limit, they would simply line up 4 MOT cars abreast and drive at the
    limit, trapping everyone behind them.
    
    jc
    
12.830GAVEL::JANDROWbrain crampWed Dec 21 1994 13:285
    
    
    what's a mot car???
    
    
12.831ationTROOA::COLLINSJust say `Oh, all right.'Wed Dec 21 1994 13:313
    
    Ministry Of Transport
    
12.832POLAR::RICHARDSONWed Dec 21 1994 13:333
    Ministry Of Transportation
    
    NNTTMHA
12.833CONSLT::MCBRIDEaspiring peasantWed Dec 21 1994 13:351
    Do they have oversight of the Ministry of Silly Walks?
12.834Easy on Mass Pique...GAAS::BRAUCHERWed Dec 21 1994 13:356
    
    The efficient way requires no cops on toll roads.  Just use the
    time stamp at entrance/exit, up fee if over speed.  But no doubt
    some scum lawyer would object.
    
      bb
12.835CONSLT::MCBRIDEaspiring peasantWed Dec 21 1994 13:375
    Urban Legend had it that this was tried.  Most likely a propagandhi
    attempt by the Waffen Obersturmpikefuhren to coerce the sheeps into
    compliance.  
    
    Brian
12.836We'll have Palm trees growing here by the end of the century...ASLAN::GKELLERCongressional Gridlick is a good thingWed Dec 21 1994 13:403

50's and sunny through the weekend:-( BAH HUMBUG, I want snow!!!!
12.837TROOA::COLLINSJust say `Oh, all right.'Wed Dec 21 1994 13:427
    
    .832, Glenn:

    >NNTTMHA
    
    Thanks anyway. ('sides, who cares? I don't drive :^)
    
12.838POWDML::LAUERHad, and then wasWed Dec 21 1994 13:532
    
    No, I'm sorry, not nearly silly enough.
12.839GMT1::TEEKEMAThe ultimate experiment gone bad !!Wed Dec 21 1994 14:0325
	RE a few back.


	I have been appauled (sp?) at what teachers make and have
to put up with. The few teachers I have met teaching my kids are 
always strapped and yet use many of there own money to buy school
supplies for the kids. My 9 year old's teacher has spent at least
$1000 of her own money to get the kids stuff that the school can't
afford to supply.
	I have since two years ago told my kids that we want to
know if thier teacher needs anything so that we can try and get
it for them. One of the teachers wanted to do science projects
with the kids but didn't have a sink. We bought a plastic portable
sink and many other stuff like buckets, cups, tubing, etc.. so
she can do these things. We personally have spent probably close
to $800 since the summer on class room stuff for both our boys
class rooms. Very few other parents are even remotely interested
in what goes on in the class room. My wife spends two half days 
a week helping out in the class rooms.

	I hated school as a kid but have come to respect these
teachers who give 200% for these kids. I wish I had half the
dedication they have. It must be the rewards of seeing these
kids learn and grow. Wish work was as rewarding for me.
12.840SX4GTO::OLSONDoug Olson, SDSC West, Palo AltoWed Dec 21 1994 14:315
    >appauled (sp?)
    
    appalled
    
    DougO
12.841TROOA::COLLINSJust say `Oh, all right.'Wed Dec 21 1994 15:045
    
    tthjanuary1st:
    
    I have to work on New Year's day, while nursing a hangover.  :^(
    
12.842HAAG::HAAGRode hard. Put up wet.Wed Dec 21 1994 15:5814
Note 12.821 by TROOA::TRP109::Chris 
    
	>.......... by photo radar. Wonder how long it takes before I
	>can stop worrying about whether or not I'll get a ticket. They
	>have now set the radar machines at 107km which is only 7km
	>(approx. 3.5 mph) above the speed limit and they are still trying
	>to tell us that this is *not* a cash cow....right 8*(
    
    this is the kind of thing that can happen when you give big brother
    power over your lives. they will take, and take, and take to feed their
    machines, ego's, and personal empires. but hey, you canucks are mostly
    in favor of giving government ever more control over your lives. you,
    in fact, frequently vote FOR such measures. its hard to be sympathetic
    with this viewpoint. you reap what you sew.
12.843WAHOO::LEVESQUEprepayah to suffahWed Dec 21 1994 16:221
    sow
12.844Two can play this game!COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertWed Dec 21 1994 16:235
>    sow

	Ferkel!

/john
12.845HAAG::HAAGRode hard. Put up wet.Wed Dec 21 1994 16:521
    well doc, you got your sows and i got my sews.
12.846TROOA::COLLINSJust say `Oh, all right.'Wed Dec 21 1994 17:5119
    
    Note 12.842
    
    >but hey, you canucks are mostly
    >in favor of giving government ever more control over your lives. you,
    >in fact, frequently vote FOR such measures. its hard to be sympathetic
    >with this viewpoint. you reap what you sew.
    
    Yaaaahh, Gene, get back to us once you're finished complaining about
    *your* government.  I guess you're all in favour of the BATF?  Didn't
    you say that you were concerned about how their attentions might
    favour you if you bought too many guns at once?  Didn't you state in
    the last incarnation of the 'Box that the CIA "gets ahold" of things
    written in the 'Box?
    
    Nobody voted *for* photo radar here.  Who voted *for* DWI roadblocks
    down there?  Aren't they unconstitutional or something?  Isn't the new
    Crime Bill unconstitutional?
    
12.847HAAG::HAAGRode hard. Put up wet.Wed Dec 21 1994 18:0835
Note 12.846 by TROOA::COLLINS 
    
    >Yaaaahh, Gene, get back to us once you're finished complaining about
    >*your* government.  I guess you're all in favour of the BATF?  Didn't
    >you say that you were concerned about how their attentions might
    >favour you if you bought too many guns at once?  Didn't you state in
    >the last incarnation of the 'Box that the CIA "gets ahold" of things
    >written in the 'Box?
    
    so what's your point? i am opposed to these intrusions in my life and
    am actively pursuing efforts to change them. they are wrong. and i've
    been consistent in that position from day 1.
    
    >>Nobody voted *for* photo radar here.  
    
    then who decided to put it in? are they elected officials? if so, you
    have the right to vote them out. if not, you've turned over way to many
    civil liberties to your government.
    
    >Who voted *for* DWI roadblocks down there?  Aren't they unconstitutional 
    >or something?  
    
    in most places they have been found unconstitutional. they tried them
    here and the courts threw them out.
    
    >>Isn't the new Crime Bill unconstitutional?
    
    yes, it is. and you've no idea the amount of time, energy, and money
    the partriots of this country are exerting to have this changed. also,
    those that enacted those unconstitutional laws, among other misdeeds,
    were given a clear message in nov. that they are on the wrong track. in
    '96 they'll likely be voted out because of their actions. that's the
    way the system is supposed to work. the PEOPLE get to decide what's
    best for them. NOT government. you seem to have lost grip with that
    concept up there.
12.848TROOA::COLLINSJust say `Oh, all right.'Wed Dec 21 1994 18:2122
    
    Note 12.847

    >so what's your point?
    
    That government excess is a poor basis for a pissing match between
    Canada and the U.S.  You got your problems, so we don't need your 
    lecturing.
    
    >the PEOPLE get to decide what's best for them. NOT government.

    I have tried to make that point several times in another topic.
    We in Canada do *exactly* that.  And the government that introduced
    photo radar will lose the next provincial election (albeit, not for
    that reason specifically :^)
    
    >you seem to have lost grip with that concept up there.
    
    I don't think so. YMMV.
    
    jc
    
12.849COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertWed Dec 21 1994 18:5715
This piece of code I inherited on AXP:

  if (((unsigned int)datastruct_ptr + sizeof(datastruct)) > mmg$gl_npagnext)
     return SS$_errormsg;

which I didn't notice was bogus when I ported it to BLISS on VAX.

Now I have to change it to:

  if (unsigned int)datastruct_ptr > (mmg$gl_npagnext - sizeof(datastruct)))
     return SS$_errormsg;

and also make the corresponding change in the BLISS version.

/john
12.850The human compiler strikes...GAAS::BRAUCHERWed Dec 21 1994 19:005
    
    But /John - the second version has unmatched parentheses...
    
      :-)
    
12.851POWDML::LAUERHad, and then wasWed Dec 21 1994 19:462
    
    Darn queued printers.
12.852Where did I go wrong?MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Dec 21 1994 20:3810
TTHT:

Thanks to having been immersed in academia for the last 5.5 years,
# 1 daughter seems to have turned into a disgusting liberal.

She tells me today that Rush is an ignorant blowhard.

I couldn't bear to ask her how she voted in November . . . 


12.854HAAG::HAAGRode hard. Put up wet.Wed Dec 21 1994 23:4411
Note 12.852 by MOLAR::DELBALSO
    
    
>Thanks to having been immersed in academia for the last 5.5 years,
># 1 daughter seems to have turned into a disgusting liberal.

    my sympathy's jack. but not all is lost. all liberals end up coming to
    terms with their convictions. its usually painfull. i'm taking my girls
    to places long away from cities next month. i will have given them the
    big city and remote country living. its up to them to decide which they
    prefer.
12.855NNTTM, .850LJSRV2::KALIKOWSERVE&lt;a href=&quot;SURF_GLOBAL&quot;&gt;LOCAL&lt;/a&gt;Thu Dec 22 1994 07:041
               (-: You think yer so smart, so does your .850! :-)
12.856GAVEL::JANDROWbrain crampThu Dec 22 1994 10:587
    
    
    everything.
    
    i am just in one of those moods where i want to be mad, so leave me
    alone!
    
12.857GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERyup, it's a watchamacallitThu Dec 22 1994 11:1110
    
    
    Sokay Jack, I used to be a liberal as well.  It was all for good
    intentions, I wanted to help the underdog.  Then I woke up and
    realized what was really going on.  Give her one of Rush's books, 
    she'll give it a read and it will make sense and she will start to
    see the light.
    
    
    Mike
12.858CONSLT::MCBRIDEaspiring peasantThu Dec 22 1994 11:182
    Relax Jack, you do not need to be a liberal to think Rush is an
    ignorant blowhard.  Trust me on this :-)
12.859WAHOO::LEVESQUEprepayah to suffahThu Dec 22 1994 11:482
    Power hit at LKG just after 7 am this morning. So much for getting work
    done early. :-/
12.860POWDML::LAUERLove me in the LCoPThu Dec 22 1994 11:515
    
    There is an absolute plethora of Christmas cookies/candy/cakes in the 
    department today, and me with no won'tpower 8^/.
    
    {chomp}
12.861rip HANNAH::MODICAJourneyman NoterThu Dec 22 1994 11:5310
    
    Phone call I received yesterday from wife.
    Dearly loved cat got run over in front of our house.
    Rushed home to help Lynn and clean up mess to lessen the
    trauma for the kids. Real lousy timing too...
    Just when youngest was getting over the death of the puppy
    we lost a few weeks ago, this has to happen, and so damn close to
    christmas.
    
    oh well
12.862:-(CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanThu Dec 22 1994 12:244


 
12.863POWDML::LAUERLove me in the LCoPThu Dec 22 1994 12:252
    
    Hank, that's sad...I'm sorry to hear it.  I love my little buggers.
12.864USAT02::WARRENFELTZRThu Dec 22 1994 12:297
    Well folks, we call up to Plattsburgh yesterday and gave Lori's
    aunt/uncle the news that we decided not to come up.  Lori's just
    getting over laryngitis (sp?) and my next appointment with the ENT
    happens to be Tuesday at 2:15PM.  
    
    Maybe it wasn't supposed to be this time, but they invited us back up
    doing Sarah's Easter vacation. 
12.865MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Thu Dec 22 1994 12:572
Plattsburg's nice country, Ron. Not far from home.

12.866AIMHI::JMARTINBarney IS NOT a nerd!!Thu Dec 22 1994 13:0311
    Jack:
    
    My little sister (now 26 years old) went to Westfield State College. 
    By the time she reached the Sophomore age, she became a socialist.  I
    mean she was spewing the merits of Marx et al.
    
    Has her MBA from American University.  Toned down quite a bit.  She
    finally got a dose of the false utopia socialism/liberalism had to
    offer.
    
    -Jack
12.867BIGQ::SILVANobody wants a Charlie in the Box!Thu Dec 22 1994 13:1110

	They had something on the news this morning. A truck making an oil
delivery went out of control, and the tank part went into this ladies home,
dumping all 3000 gallons of oil in her house. No one was home, thank God. She
seemed to make light of it, but it has to stink (no pun intended) to have it
happen RIGHT before Christmas.


Glen
12.868CONSLT::MCBRIDEaspiring peasantThu Dec 22 1994 13:184
    Ouch!  Not only that, the oil co. will now be responsible for the toxic
    spill to the tune of possibly hundreds of thousands of dollars in fees,
    fines, etc.   
    
12.869ho ho ho CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanThu Dec 22 1994 13:437

 Happened in Marlborough, NH oily yesterday morning..




12.870SMURF::BINDERvitam gustareThu Dec 22 1994 13:583
    .869
    
    what a slick way to get a laugh.
12.871POWDML::LAUERLove me in the LCoPThu Dec 22 1994 14:013
    
    I'd join in but I don't want to make a fuel of myself.
    
12.872POLAR::RICHARDSONThu Dec 22 1994 14:291
    WELL, I could DRILL you in a CRUDE manner.
12.873POWDML::LAUERLove me in the LCoPThu Dec 22 1994 14:462
    
    Yer a barrel of laughs, Glenn darlin'.
12.874POLAR::RICHARDSONThu Dec 22 1994 14:491
    You appear to have me over one.
12.875SUBPAC::JJENSENJojo the Fishing WidowThu Dec 22 1994 14:491
So much for refined behaviour in here.
12.876DASHER::RALSTONAin't Life Fun!Thu Dec 22 1994 16:581
    SOAPBOX gone ina about half an hour  ;-(
12.877CONSLT::MCBRIDEaspiring peasantThu Dec 22 1994 17:064
    Bummer of a cold coming down on me haid.  Just in time for my drive to
    NY too :-(.
    
    
12.878MAIL1::CRANEThu Dec 22 1994 17:081
    Hope you have a good time in N.Y.
12.879GAVEL::JANDROWRaquelfThu Dec 22 1994 17:388
    
    
    drive cheerfully, bri...
    
    
    tthrn:  being one of the only people left in my entire department...
    
    
12.880CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanThu Dec 22 1994 17:393

 I figure by 4PM my office neighbor and I will be the only ones here..
12.881POLAR::RICHARDSONFri Dec 23 1994 12:444
    We're the only ones here today.
    
    
    Glenn/Deirdre/Pamela/Franny/Ned/Dierdre/Anton/Sean/Alice
12.882CSC32::M_EVANSMy other car is a kirbyFri Dec 23 1994 12:503
    I am here too.
    
    meg
12.883POLAR::RICHARDSONFri Dec 23 1994 13:061
    That makes nine of us.
12.884SUBPAC::JJENSENJojo the Fishing WidowFri Dec 23 1994 13:114
Make it ten (but I have next week off for 
an Adventure Holiday).

jjtFW
12.885COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertFri Dec 23 1994 13:196
Be glad you're doing something to help the company.

Me, I'm about to go into Boston to help put up Christmas decorations
for tomorrow night.

/john
12.886GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERyup, it's a watchamacallitFri Dec 23 1994 13:327
    
    
    There's another around, I am getting ready to split however.  Have a
    great one all.
    
    
    Mike
12.887SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIZebras should be seen and not herdFri Dec 23 1994 14:424
    
    
    Make it an even dozen....
    
12.888POLAR::RICHARDSONFri Dec 23 1994 15:251
    As opposed to an odd dozen?
12.889TROOA::TRP109::Chrisshirley you jest (a.d.c.m.s.)Fri Dec 23 1994 17:592
	I'll make it a Bakers dozen.... and I do believe that I'm the
	only one left on this floor!
12.890TROOA::COLLINSRagwater, bitters, and blue ruin.Fri Dec 23 1994 18:053
    
    I'm stiiiilllll heeeerrrrre, Chris! :^)
    
12.891One and one-sixth dozen now.PEAKS::OAKEYThe difference? About 8000 milesFri Dec 23 1994 18:130
12.892POLAR::RICHARDSONFri Dec 23 1994 18:185
    We're going to be leaving shortly so you'll have to recalculate.
    
    
    Glenn/Deirdre/Pamela/Franny/Ned/Dierdre/Anton/Sean/Alice
    
12.893TROOA::TRP109::Chrisshirley you jest (a.d.c.m.s.)Fri Dec 23 1994 18:243
	Well alrighty then... if you're all going, then I am too!

	Cheerio!
12.894CSC32::M_EVANSMy other car is a kirbyFri Dec 23 1994 18:373
    Still here for 1/2 and hour
    
    meg
12.895TROOA::COLLINSRagwater, bitters, and blue ruin.Fri Dec 23 1994 18:405
    
    Meg...take the rest of the day off...tell your boss I said it was okay.
    
    :^)
    
12.896CSC32::M_EVANSMy other car is a kirbyFri Dec 23 1994 18:426
    Love to,
    
    but we are still supporting customers here.  until I finish that up for
    the day I am stuck
    
    meg
12.897TROOA::COLLINSRagwater, bitters, and blue ruin.Fri Dec 23 1994 18:454
    
    Customers, shmustomers! (actually, it's the same story here, Meg, 
    but come 16:30, there will be a vapour trail behind me!)
    
12.898POLAR::RICHARDSONFri Dec 23 1994 18:471
    You have beans for lunch?
12.899CSC32::M_EVANSMy other car is a kirbyFri Dec 23 1994 18:505
    12 hours of xmas shooping to cover by noon tomorrow, and I have to be
    at home this afternoon to give frank a break from kids so he can do his
    shopping.
    
    
12.900...blue angels...and a SNARF!TROOA::COLLINSRagwater, bitters, and blue ruin.Fri Dec 23 1994 18:503
    
    VROOOOM!  ZOOOOM!  KABOOOOM!
    
12.901The letter says the circumstances of the accident are unknownCOVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertFri Dec 23 1994 19:075
	Opening a Christmas letter from a friend and finding
	out that his wife had been killed in a car accident
	on October 31st (two days after I last talked to him).

12.902We have a quorum...GAAS::BRAUCHERFri Dec 23 1994 19:093
    
    Geez - why are we here ?  What ever happened to goofing off ?  bb
    
12.903HAAG::HAAGRode hard. Put up wet.Fri Dec 23 1994 20:444
    gawd,
    
    i'm short and i'm here trying to get TGV stuff to work for a friend. if
    'n he weren't a good friend i'd be gone.
12.904POWDML::LAUERLove me in the LCoPFri Dec 23 1994 22:187
    
    >Note 12.903 by HAAG::HAAG "Rode hard. Put up wet."
    >gawd,
    >i'm short 
    
    Thank goodness I'm not the only one.
    
12.905COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertFri Dec 23 1994 22:573
	The liberazzi code-phrase "People of Good Will"

12.906Last One.LUDWIG::JPROCTORHas anyone seen my AirGuitar?Sat Dec 24 1994 08:174
    Well I think that I am the only one left. Will be outta here at 8AM. It
    just cant come quick enough! Have a great holiday...
    
                         Jon
12.907ickPOWDML::LAUERLove me in the LCoPSat Dec 24 1994 15:235
    
    It's absolutely POURING rain; huge puddles standing in the yard.  I
    have to go out in this 8^(.
    
    
12.908HAAG::HAAGRode hard. Put up wet.Sat Dec 24 1994 17:592
    heard the rain and wind will pound the east coast this weekend. pretty
    boring here. 45 degrees, calm, and bright sun.
12.909POWDML::LAUERLove me in the LCoPSat Dec 24 1994 19:0512
    
    It continues to rain.  I went to the grocery store; had to get caatfud
    don't you know.  Anyhoo, I looked up after running my atm card thru the
    machine and the bagboy was putting everything in PAPER bags.  Without
    asking, mind you.  "{ahem}", I said, "Would you mind using plastic 
    instead?  It's POURING out."
    
    From the fuss he made you'd think I had asked him to kill his aged 
    grandmother and eat her.
    
    Where's the "stupid people" note?!  
    
12.910CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanSun Dec 25 1994 00:5118


 The grocery store I go to puts everything in plastic unless you request other-
 wise..I managed to not have to go out at all today (save a trip to the trash
 dumpster and a walk outside to bid adieu to my dinner guest)..


 TTH however...my 18 year old son wound up not staying for dinner..I'd kinda
 looked forward to he and one of his friends hanging around watching football
 and eating this big mess o' pasta I made..oh well..

 Wonder if he'll he back in time to watch Its A wonderful Life with us...




 Jim
12.911LJSRV2::KALIKOWSERVE&lt;a href=&quot;SURF_GLOBAL&quot;&gt;LOCAL&lt;/a&gt;Sun Dec 25 1994 15:438
    So, where the heck IZ everybody??  Buncha slackers, is wot I say.  OK,
    you opened all the prezzies.  You stuffed yerselves.  Some of you even
    prayed.  Fine.  But it's quarter to ONE!! P.M.!!!!
    
    So GET BACK TO WORK!!
    :-)
    
    |-{:-)
12.912HelpMKOTS3::LABORE_MPatriots #1Sun Dec 25 1994 16:404
    I been here all weekend, now thats somthing to hate!!
    
    
    Get me outta here!!!
12.913CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanMon Dec 26 1994 02:1911



 can't seem to get the smell of cigarette smoke off of me.  Spent much of
 the day with my kids at their mom's...she smokes and 2 of my kids smoke..I
 feel like the smell is following me around.



 Jim (an ex smoker)
12.914COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertMon Dec 26 1994 21:4313
Well, I'm in Huntsville.  Ugh.

At Logan I spoke to Ken Olsen, who was on his way somewhere with
his family...

He told me that when he was in the Navy, Huntsville was considered
the worst place you could possibly be sent.

It's not quite as awful as it was 25 years ago -- it now actually
has some decent restaurants, and the highest per capita income in
the Southeast -- but I still don' lahk it 'tall.

/john
12.915HAAG::HAAGMon Dec 26 1994 22:324
    re -
    
    the deep south most suks anyway john. if you can hold your breath until
    its time to go home you'll be much better off.
12.916CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanMon Dec 26 1994 23:2010



  I'll switch places with ya John...




 Jim
12.917SCAPAS::GUINEO::MOOREI'll have the rat-on-a-stickTue Dec 27 1994 04:116
    .914
    
    In Texas, Huntsville is home to the largest and most violent State and
    Federal prisons.  At least you weren't there. ;^)
    
    
12.918LJSRV2::KALIKOWSERVE&lt;a href=&quot;SURF_GLOBAL&quot;&gt;LOCAL&lt;/a&gt;Tue Dec 27 1994 09:243
    So -- where are all the Brits?  I just heard on the beeb that it's
    'Boxing day, they should by rights be here in droves, by now...???
    
12.919Right handed umbrellas!ROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150 kts. is TOO slow!Tue Dec 27 1994 11:2310
I managed to lose my umbrella sometime in the past year, so I asked my Mom
to get one at the Totes outlet mall and give it to me for Christmas.  The one
I used to have, had the strap attached to the handle via a little notch in
the end of the handle.  This was great because it was very easy to make the
end of the strap lay flat with the handle.  On the latest model, they apparently
decided to save some $$$ on costs and simply attach the strap to the handle
with some sort of rectangular snap/button.  It works fine for a right-handed
person, but is smack in the middle of the palm of a left-hander.  GRRRRR.

Bob
12.920can you say wench from hell who can gfh???GAVEL::JANDROWRaquelfTue Dec 27 1994 12:229
    
    
    it's a month and twenty three days after my birthday.  i still have not
    heard a peep from my mother in regards to that.  it's 2 days after
    christmas and i still haven't heard from her...well, she can forget it
    now...aside from her being in the hospital, i am accepting no excuse.
    i even called and left a message on the machine for my brother and
    sister...if she is pissed at me (for what, i have no idea...) she could
    have at least let the kids call me back.  
12.921You can have the Great White NorthODIXIE::ZOGRANTestudo is still grounded!Tue Dec 27 1994 13:0912
    re .914 - Huntsville is not such a bad place.  (I am assuming you mean
    Huntsville, AL).  Check out the sushi restaurant (Kyoto's?) near the
    airport (I know, hard to believe, but it's a good place.)  
    
    The Space and Rocket center is a must see!
    
    re .915 - Phhhhhhttttttooooiii!  the deep south is a great place! 
    It's supposed to be in the mid 60's today.  If the in-
    laws weren't here I'd be on a golf course (with real grass, not Minn.
    tundra) right now.
    
    Dan
12.922PNTAGN::WARRENFELTZRTue Dec 27 1994 15:4110
    I had an ENT appointment on Thursday, 12/22.  He looked at X-Rays of
    sinuses and mastoids and they were negative.  He examined my ent and
    found no more infections and no sign of allergies.  His prognosis is
    that I am suffering from CFS.
    
    I get a blood test to eliminate other possibilities and a hearing test
    since he's pretty sure I have some permanent damage.  Also said my
    spleen was green from being on antibiotics for 13 months.
    
    Eh, what ya say?
12.923WMOIS::GIROUARD_CTue Dec 27 1994 15:441
    -.1 green spleen? Good luck... What's the regular color of a spleen?
12.924PNTAGN::WARRENFELTZRTue Dec 27 1994 15:521
    I believe it's blood red
12.925GAVEL::JANDROWRaquelfTue Dec 27 1994 15:528
    
    
    ...it isn't easy being green... :>
    
    
    (psstt...ron...what's 'ent'???)
    
    
12.926PNTAGN::WARRENFELTZRTue Dec 27 1994 15:541
    ear,nose,throat
12.927brain leapGAVEL::JANDROWRaquelfTue Dec 27 1994 15:5712
    
    
    duh...i probably knew that...reminds me of when i lived with my old
    roommate crystal...she has menaires (sp) disease (an imbalance in the
    inner ear that threw her threw a loop about once a month)...anyway, she
    used to have to go to that well-known hospital in boston...the one that
    treats eyes and ears...well, the way she used to say the name of the
    hospital, i always thought she was going to the 'ioneer' hospital...til
    one day, i was either driving by or going by on the train, when i say
    the name of the hospital, bigger than life..."mass eye and ear"...duh...
    
    
12.928disconnectionPOWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of EcstacyTue Dec 27 1994 15:581
    
12.929GAVEL::JANDROWRaquelfTue Dec 27 1994 15:594
    
    well, come here, i'll join you...
    
    :>
12.930WAHOO::LEVESQUEprepayah to suffahTue Dec 27 1994 16:033
    ]suffering from CFS.
    
     CFS?
12.931PNTAGN::WARRENFELTZRTue Dec 27 1994 16:062
    Chronic Fatigue Syndrome
    
12.932JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeTue Dec 27 1994 16:175
    .920
    
    Mail sent... hugs Raq!
    
    Nancy
12.933JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeTue Dec 27 1994 16:2111
    Sheesh Ron.... Is that why yer wife has been complaining about you
    sleeping all the time???? :-)
    
    Get up and take out the garbage would ya?
    
    Seriously though, I know someone who had this ailment...it destroyed
    her marriage... and it caused other chronic illnesses as well, colds,
    and flus.
    
    Take care,
    Nancy
12.934PNTAGN::WARRENFELTZRTue Dec 27 1994 16:236
    Nancy:
    
    I asked the ENT what was the cure for CFS...he said that too much
    stress accentuated the symptoms..."Do you have stress on the job?"..."I
    work for Digital"..."You won't get better till something changes,
    then."
12.935POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of EcstacyTue Dec 27 1994 16:272
    
    Ronnie:  Request intravenous infusions of Vitamin C.
12.936NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Dec 27 1994 16:281
Greeeen spleeen was my desire....
12.937PNTAGN::WARRENFELTZRTue Dec 27 1994 16:293
    Deb:
    
    Will you insert the needle?
12.938ickPOWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of EcstacyTue Dec 27 1994 16:313
    
    I do luv ya, Ronnie, but not *that* much 8^).
         
12.939HAAG::HAAGTue Dec 27 1994 16:3219
Note 12.917 by SCAPAS::GUINEO::MOORE 
    
    >In Texas, Huntsville is home to the largest and most violent State and
    >Federal prisons.  At least you weren't there. ;^)
    
    not any more. the worst of the worst are even now being moved to the
    department of justice's new facility just south of florence, colorado.
    i drove by that structure a few months ago during one of my coloraddy
    road trips. the place is intimidating even from the outside. it was
    built to house those criminals that repeatedly commit violent acts
    WHILE IN PRISON. rapists, murders, etc. that commit those kinds of
    crimes over and over again behind bars. this new facility offers no
    pretense of rehabilitation. prisoners are locked up 22 hours a day.
    
    this is a very expensive facility. it begs the question, why? if a guy
    is convicted of a double murder in the first degree, then offs a
    couple more guys in the slammer over drug money, why in god's name is
    he not given a bullet to the back of the head?
    
12.940PNTAGN::WARRENFELTZRTue Dec 27 1994 16:355
    Gene:
    
    many people would then lose their jobs?
    
    Ron
12.941POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of EcstacyTue Dec 27 1994 16:362
    
    I went to the Huntsville Prison Rodeo in 1979.
12.942HAAG::HAAGTue Dec 27 1994 16:391
    more good people said the hell with it and resigned today.
12.943COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertTue Dec 27 1994 19:2415
Well, the latest nonsense in Huntsville is something I forgot about.

For some reason, in Alabama, traffic stops for funeral processions.  Not
just traffic that needs to cross the procession (that makes sense), but
all traffic.

Even on the four-lane divided highway I was travelling 55 miles an hour
on as I came over the crest of a hill and found traffic stopped for the
procession on the other side going in the opposite direction.

I once saw a huge eighteen wheeler smash into a line of cars that was
stopped for a procession going up a hill.  Pushed them off the road
and down a cliff into Lake Guntersville.  Nasty.

/john
12.945CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanTue Dec 27 1994 19:263

 Folks are just dyin' to get in there...
12.946GAVEL::JANDROWRaquelfTue Dec 27 1994 19:4610
    
    re:cfs...
    
    woman i work with here has it.  she only works in the office 4 days a
    week and works the other from home.  docs have advised her and her
    hubby from having any kids...that's a bummer, but she seems to deal
    with it pretty well...
    
    
    
12.947HAAG::HAAGTue Dec 27 1994 20:1410
>For some reason, in Alabama, traffic stops for funeral processions.  Not
>just traffic that needs to cross the procession (that makes sense), but
>all traffic.
    
    this is done out of respect for the dead. its done in the western part
    of SD where i grew up. ALL traffic stops. everyone gets out of the
    cars. men remove their covers. all out of respect for the dead.
    wouldn't hurt this country any if there was more respect for the dead.
    we sure don't seem to respect the living much anymore.
12.948POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of EcstacyTue Dec 27 1994 20:201
    Thank goodness today's over.
12.949COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertTue Dec 27 1994 20:527
Respect for the dead is all fine and good.

But stopping in traffic on a four-lane divided highway with a speed limit
of 55, or going down a steep hill, when the procession is on the other side
of the road, is just plain stupid.

/john
12.950HAAG::HAAGWed Dec 28 1994 02:204
    /john
    
    you need to live elsewheres besides the GMA. respect for the dead is
    important where we come from.
12.951POLAR::RICHARDSONWed Dec 28 1994 02:545
    In Canada we pull our pants down.
    
    Hope this helps.
    
    Glenn
12.952Kellogg FluSCAPAS::GUINEO::MOOREI'll have the rat-on-a-stickWed Dec 28 1994 04:3416
    .922
    
    In our group, it's called the Kellogg flu.  Everyone that's been there
    (Battle Creek, Michigan) got it.  2 months of agonizing sore-throats
    that antibiotics will not cure.  Best remedies:
    
    1) Humidify your room at night.
    
    2) Licorice or zinc-lozenges (nasty tasting).
    
    3) Garlic tablets (unless you're a sales-hog).
    
    This sucker apparently invades all ENT areas. My wife has had it
    for four weeks.
    
    
12.953Slow down and smell the Hyacinths.SCAPAS::GUINEO::MOOREI'll have the rat-on-a-stickWed Dec 28 1994 05:157
    .943
    
    Happens all the time in Texas, though less frequently than it used to.
    The respect isn't for the dead (since they aren't seeing the cars 
    stopping). It's for the living families of the dead.  Respect for
    their bereavement.  Is this so hard to grasp, or are you Yankees
    so in a hurry to get to your Box that you can't "step aside"?
12.954WMOIS::GIROUARD_CWed Dec 28 1994 09:266
    ahhh, so not stopping means disrespect for the dead or their families.
    
    I get it, I jsut had to leave my logic out in the rain and let it warp
    a bit.
    
    A Yankee in the PRM
12.955GAVEL::JANDROWRaquelfWed Dec 28 1994 11:0018
    
    i hate to admit that i agree with covert, but i do...i have no problem
    respecting the dead or the living family. but coming to a complete
    stop on a highway, 4 lanes or not, is not only stupid, it's dangerous. 
    let's take route 2 here in the northwestern central part of
    massachusetts.  there are parts of this highway that are almost blind
    when you come around a bend.  and some of those bends happen going
    downhill.  doing 55 at this point and being surprised with completely
    stopped traffic can be deadly (no puns intended).  even worse if it is
    at that time of day when the glowing sun is right in your face ... 
    
    
    now...moving onto more recent idiots and a ttht...some of the people in
    the mailroom here...after nearly 2 years of telling them the difference
    between trademarks and patents, they still don't get it right...if they
    can't do the job, find someone who can!!!!
    
    
12.956WAHOO::LEVESQUEprepayah to suffahWed Dec 28 1994 11:064
    respect for the dead is hypocritical; why do we suddenly start
    respecting people when they die after a lifetime of not respecting
    them? If you really want to respect the dead, start respecting the
    living.
12.957NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Dec 28 1994 11:394
>                           ALL traffic stops. everyone gets out of the
>    cars. men remove their covers. all out of respect for the dead.

Men remove their covers?  What if they're not in bed? 
12.958CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanWed Dec 28 1994 11:4715


 Was in a funeral procession for a friend of my son's who was killed 
 by a drunk driver..as we proceeded down a main road we passed a shopping
 center where a clown was out waving at cars that drove by..as the 
 procession neared the clown, stopped what he was doing, removed his hat
 and bowed his head..for some reason the image of that has stuck with me..

 That was the saddest funeral I have ever been to...13 year old boy.




Jim
12.959Personally I want a jazz band, ala New OrleansDECLNE::REESEToreDown,I'mAlmostLevelW/theGroundWed Dec 28 1994 13:439
    This is also a custom here in Georgia, but you tend to see it more
    once you get out of the metro area.  Usually there is a police
    escort (fore and aft) so I guess that should prevent the 18 wheeler
    nightmare.
    
    I don't really have a problem with the custom; but the same people
    who will stop for a funeral won't even pull over for a firetruck
    or ambulance, go figure!!
    
12.960HAAG::HAAGWed Dec 28 1994 16:066
Note 12.953 by SCAPAS::GUINEO::MOORE 
    
    >their bereavement.  Is this so hard to grasp, or are you Yankees
    >so in a hurry to get to your Box that you can't "step aside"?
    
    you best watch who you are calling a yank you reb.
12.961MPGS::MARKEYAIBOHPHOBIA: Fear of PalindromesWed Dec 28 1994 17:226
    1. only 5 or 10 minutes to catch up on things...
    
    2. lots of email, which isn't bad, but lots of email which requires
       responses, most of which are non-trivial.
    
    -b
12.962HAAG::HAAGWed Dec 28 1994 17:261
    gettin notice of my mustering out date and time.
12.963LJSRV2::KALIKOWNotes, NEWS: old; GroupWeb: NEW!Wed Dec 28 1994 19:381
    "covers" implies to me that the speaker is or once was in the Militaire.
12.964HAAG::HAAGWed Dec 28 1994 20:062
    WAS dano. never to be again. 3 years, 10 months, 4 days, 6 hours, 22
    minutes, and 8 seconds of military life was all i could handle.
12.965THPTHHHHHHHHH !!!SCAPAS::GUINEO::MOOREI'll have the rat-on-a-stickWed Dec 28 1994 22:215
    .960
    
    ;*P  ;*)
    
    
12.966COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertThu Dec 29 1994 01:519
>Usually there is a police escort (fore and aft) so I guess that should
>prevent the 18 wheeler nightmare.

There was a police escort fore and aft in the case of the eighteen
wheeler disaster, but the truck came over the crest of a hill and
the police escort was on the other side of the road going in the
other direction.

/john
12.967I need a diagramDECLNE::REESEToreDown,I'mAlmostLevelW/theGroundThu Dec 29 1994 12:596
    /john,
    
    I'm confused; in Georgia the police escorts are on the SAME side
    of the road as the funeral procession, going int he SAME direction.
    
    
12.968CONSLT::MCBRIDEaspiring peasantThu Dec 29 1994 13:027
    I believe the accident /john was speaking of happened on the opposite
    of the highway where there was no escort and therefore no real warning
    that there was a line of zipperheads stopped to rubberneck a funeral
    procession resulting in the potential for even more, preventable
    fatalities.  Not in so many words mind you.  
    
    Brian
12.969POWDML::CKELLYCynical Little WenchThu Dec 29 1994 13:522
    still no word on mum's condition :-(  (admitted to hospital
    last night)
12.970TROOA::COLLINSNothing wrong $100 wouldn't fix.Thu Dec 29 1994 18:447
    
    TTHTW:
    
    I have to work 15:00 -> 23:00 New Year's Day (hung over, no doubt).
    
    Everyone remember to 'Box on Sunday!  :^)
    
12.971CONSLT::MCBRIDEaspiring peasantThu Dec 29 1994 18:451
    Hope all is well 'tine.  
12.972CSC32::M_EVANSMy other car is a kirbyThu Dec 29 1994 19:183
    Ip static routes.
    
    Calls that won't close, no matter what you do.
12.973GAVEL::JANDROWbrain crampThu Dec 29 1994 19:323
    
    ah...just hang up on them... ;>
    
12.974Karen doesn't work here anymoreDECLNE::REESEToreDown,I'mAlmostLevelW/theGroundThu Dec 29 1994 19:406
    raq,
    
    Ah, if only we could.....but you see our badges lock onto the calls
    once we've opened them.......
    
    
12.975CSC32::M_EVANSMy other car is a kirbyThu Dec 29 1994 20:026
    raq
    
    i would have to join the federal witness protection group to get out
    from under this one.  
    
    sigh.............
12.976HAAG::HAAGThu Dec 29 1994 21:092
    gettin an emergency call from a very good customer. i'll be
    troubleshooting a network tomorrow night for sure. bummer. real bummer.
12.977COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertFri Dec 30 1994 03:213
Two-year old kicking the back of my seat for most of a three hour flight.

/john
12.978JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeFri Dec 30 1994 04:078
    3 RUDE people snapping, popping, chomping on their gum the entire
    length of the movie "jungle book"!  I ended up moving... 3, I mean 3 in
    competition sitting right behind me and the boys.
    
    So, I stood up for a very long time where they couldn't see whilst
    ousting the boys to "other" seats. 
    
    
12.979good slide !HBFDT2::SCHARNBERGSenior KodierwurstFri Dec 30 1994 10:1111
    
    New Year's eve is gonna be terrible.
    And so is New Years Day.
    
    Gawd.
    And my coffee is cold, too.
    I'll be gone in 2 hrs time. So "Guten Rutsch" to y'all.
    See you in '95.
    
    Heiko
    
12.980POLAR::RICHARDSONFri Dec 30 1994 13:283
    Happy sausages to you! Or whatever it is you Germans say.

    Glenn
12.981POWDML::CKELLYCynical Little WenchFri Dec 30 1994 13:433
    oh dear.  i just spoke with my mum.  she looked and sounded great
    last night.  sounds terrible today, she's got pneumonia and they
    are keeping her at least until tuesday.  not an auspicious beginning.
12.982CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanFri Dec 30 1994 13:4511



 My step mother (lives in Calif) fell and may have fractured her pelvis..talked
 to her on the phone last night (she's in the hospital for a week or so) and
 she was in suprising good spirits..



 Jim
12.983NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Fri Dec 30 1994 14:201
Music on hold.
12.984LJSRV2::KALIKOWNotes, NEWS: old; GroupWeb: NEW!Sun Jan 01 1995 20:191
    Hearing bad news about good folks' mums.  Good wishes to 'em thru you...
12.985HAAG::HAAGSun Jan 01 1995 20:4318
    at first i had hope. my liberal politician of a BIL from iowa AGREED
    with me on:
    
     1. the death penalty should be applied in certain cases
     2. we don't need to ban all handguns (i let this one go since last
         year he was for banning everything - its progress)
     3. government funded abortions on demand is not a good idea (again
         a change from last year)
     
    then he lost it when he stated:
    
     1. the NRA is surely funded by right wing ILLEGAL radical groups (he
        couldn't name one tho)
     2. we need to ban many more assualt weapons (he refused to define 
        assualt weapons stating they are obvious "just look at them")
    
    that's when i told him he could pack up and go home. he's got much work
    to do.
12.986CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanSun Jan 01 1995 22:0016




 Seeing a "news" report on a local (Boston) TV station showing "pro-life" 
 prostesters in front of the jail where Salvi is being held, holding signs
 and shouting their support of "what he did"..the report left one (IMO) with 
 the impression that this is standard behavior for pro-life groups, and that
 if one is anti-abortion they are in favor of murdering abortion clinic
 workers..I've never written to a local TV station, but I beleve I will
 tonight..



 Jim
12.987HAAG::HAAGMon Jan 02 1995 00:117
    re -1
    
    
    write them jim. no matter your opinion, if you don't accept the
    individuals right to speak up, you lose. write them often and be
    sincere. let them know that others are watching and care. it does
    matter.
12.988POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of EcstacyMon Jan 02 1995 00:162
    
    I watched the entire Patriots game and they still lost.
12.989CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanMon Jan 02 1995 02:128


 re .987



 Yep..
12.990coldsPOWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of EcstacyMon Jan 02 1995 02:1916
    
    I just realized why I'm feeling kinda sniffy.
    
    Every time - every single effing time - I see my nieces and nephew, I
    come away with a whopping great cold.  One of them always has a runny
    nose or a cough.  The little curtainclimbers are walking Typhoid Marys, 
    fer cripessake.
    
    You'd think their mother and father would warn people, or keep them
    home, darnit, but NO, the stoopid orifices, they let them run around
    spreading their effing germs on the innocent and susceptible, LIKE ME.
    
    Excuse me while I go wheeze for a while.  That's IT, I'm not seeing
    them again 'til SUMMER.  I'll send them MAIL.
    
    Feh.
12.991Calico will, of course, accuse me of only caring about tix sales.COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertMon Jan 02 1995 02:529
>    Excuse me while I go wheeze for a while.  That's IT, I'm not seeing
>    them again 'til SUMMER.  I'll send them MAIL.

Well, at least please don't see them any time in the first three weeks of
March, unless they are certified healthy.

This is an official request from your producer.

/john
12.992ODIXIE::ZOGRANTestudo is still grounded!Mon Jan 02 1995 03:283
    Youngest one up all last night.  Hope she sleeps tonight.
    
    Dan
12.993LJSRV2::KALIKOWNotes, NEWS: old; GroupWeb: NEW!Mon Jan 02 1995 10:4617
    and wot am *I* doing being dragged into this?  
    
    ... minutes pass
    
    ... the penny drops
    
    ... minuets pass
    
    
    Ah yes, I see, I hadn't known that /john was the Producer of some
    operatic thingie requiring MzDeb's orificial services (ooh-ERRR!).
    
    'Swonnaful how human beans can infer stuff from lots of context, given
    few cues in the immediate vicinity.
    
    |-{:-)
    
12.994POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of EcstacyMon Jan 02 1995 14:3213
                
    John has a point there (but with careful hairdressing, bla bla bla).
    
    I came home after doing the radio show on the Saturday before opening 
    night Thursday last year to find the 3 of them in my house.
    
    Some people might remember how I coughed through four performances (and
    one person might remember how she verbally assaulted a member of the
    audience for mentioning it 8^)).
    
    It won't happen this year, because their uncle is moving out of state
    on Saturday.
    
12.995HAAG::HAAGMon Jan 02 1995 14:431
    the subzero weather has arrived. big time.
12.996MPGS::MARKEYAIBOHPHOBIA: Fear of PalindromesMon Jan 02 1995 14:454
    Working on holidays because it's the only time you have access to the
    hardware without competing with 10 other people...
    
    -b
12.997SUBPAC::JJENSENJojo the Fishing WidowMon Jan 02 1995 14:478
	*Explosive* claps of thunder, torrential rain, white-out snow.

	I got to experience it all as I prepared for, and drove to,
	*work* this morning.

	How did a week off slip by so quickly???

	joanne
12.998SUBPAC::SADINKeep it off my wave...Mon Jan 02 1995 15:077
    
    
    	Hey jojo, don't fret. It's nice and sunny out now. This morning was
    an adventure tho'....:)
    
    
    jim
12.999SUBPAC::JJENSENJojo the Fishing WidowMon Jan 02 1995 15:205
	Yep, it's that famous New England weather...  "wait a minute,
	it'll change."

	Waking up to the thunder boomers got me off to a bad start,
	though.  I thought the house was blowing up...  whoa!!!
12.1000MPGS::MARKEYAIBOHPHOBIA: Fear of PalindromesMon Jan 02 1995 15:221
    1000 things to hate...
12.1001POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of EcstacyMon Jan 02 1995 19:438
    
    Now I feel like a schmuck.
    
    Tim came over today with a little gift for me that Kim (the middle one
    of the little Typhoid Marys) had made especially for Auntie Debra. 
    It's a pair of little bead earrings.
    
    I complain about her giving me a cold, and she gives me earrings 8^/.
12.1002POWDML::CKELLYCynical Little WenchMon Jan 02 1995 19:478
    oh dear!
    
    i got my vcr going, but now even tho i can play tapes, i get less
    channels than i used to.
    
    mumsy is doing better, just chatted her up.  might be sprung tomorrow.
    then we'll see if we can get her to actually pay attention to the
    doc's orders.
12.1003MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Mon Jan 02 1995 19:573
Check the tuner band setting, 'Tine - or, ask Raq how she
fixed hers. :^)

12.1004POWDML::CKELLYCynical Little WenchMon Jan 02 1995 20:011
    jack, i'll ask raq, i dunno what a tuner band setting is {gulp}
12.1005HAAG::HAAGMon Jan 02 1995 20:0311
    gettin read the riot act from my 17 year old niece. she found out that
    maybe like i have guns in the house. i tired to explain the 2nd
    rationally and she just lost it. hollaring and bitching about everyone
    being in danger etc. i remained civil to keep peace in the house. but i
    did go downstairs and fetch the tent. i went out back and set the tent
    up. and i then got my nieces sleeping bag and pillow and pitched them
    out the back door into the snow bank by the tent. when they get back
    from the mall i'm telling her since she is in so much GD danger
    sleeping in the house she can sleep outside tonight. supposed to be -12
    tonight. they will be back from the mall in a couple of hours. i'm
    pissed. this is MY home. GD spoiled brat.
12.1006COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertMon Jan 02 1995 20:054
Find a setting (switch or menu selection) which says "Antenna/Cable" and
switch it to Cable.

/john
12.1007COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertMon Jan 02 1995 20:064
>    gettin read the riot act from my 17 year old niece.

Mebbe she'll go visit your next door neighbors.  Their name isn't "Bundy",
is it?
12.1008POWDML::CKELLYCynical Little WenchMon Jan 02 1995 20:082
        john, i am truly ignorant of all things electronic, please to tell,
    where would such a setting be found?
12.1009HAAG::HAAGMon Jan 02 1995 20:1311
    no back slash john. but my neighbor did come over and ask about the
    tent. i told him there was a teenager in the house who doesn't have any
    respect for her elders and she by god is gonna get taught a lesson. if
    she asks i have a sleeping bag good for -40. but she by god ain't
    sleeping in here without an apology  - which she ain't likely to do -
    being terribly spoiled and all. it ain't about guns no more. its about
    showing the little respect when someone is giving you  free room and
    board and would like to eat lunch wihtout gettin some spoiled brat's
    politics dumped on me. 
    
    its a pretty tent. blue and white. stands out nice in the snow.
12.1010POWDML::CKELLYCynical Little WenchMon Jan 02 1995 20:234
    gene, honey, you are absolutely right.  it comes down to manners and
    respect.  if i'm in someone's home who doesn't like x,y,z, i respect
    that.  one can voice an differing opinion and still be civil.  this
    kid has a lotta growin' to do.....
12.1011COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertMon Jan 02 1995 20:2429
Look for the "menu" button, "set-up" button, or ANT/Cable button on the VCR
remote control.

There are actually a number of settings that are relevant.

cable--------VCR Tuner---------------TV Channel 3
	     VCR Bypass              TV Tuner

Usually you have the setup above.  When the VCR is in the bypass mode,
you use the TV tuner, which also would have a "cable/antenna" setting.
But when the VCR is in tuner mode, you set your TV to Channel 3 and you
set the channels on the VCR.  It somewhere has a menu setting "cable/antenna".

If you have any scrambled cable channels, you have to use the cable box.  I
have the following arrangement:

cable----splitter-----cable box------VCR Channel 3-------TV Video Input
	    +--------------------------------------------TV Tuner

This means that I can tune the non-scrambled channels on my TV Tuner as
long as it's in "cable" mode.  Occasionally the ANT/Cable button on the
TV get pushed, and only channels 2-13 work until you press ANT/Cable again.

To watch scrambled channels, I have to turn on the VCR, switch the TV to
"Video" and set the cable box.  To record, I can only record that to which
the cable box is set; the channel setting for VCR programming has to always
be "3".

/john
12.1012LJSRV2::KALIKOWNotes, NEWS: old; GroupWeb: NEW!Mon Jan 02 1995 20:331
    Keep on jes'like that, /john...  I love it when her eyes glaze over.... 
12.1013POWDML::CKELLYCynical Little WenchMon Jan 02 1995 20:366
    i'm hopeless, truly, i am.  i found the menu button.  there
    were 3 choices, vcr set up, which i tried and it had something
    specific to tapes.  i tried the initialize and it gave me the
    choice of tv, catv, add/delete channels.  i selected catv, now
    i get 104 channels, but i still view less than what i started
    with.  
12.1014COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertMon Jan 02 1995 20:379
>i selected catv, now i get 104 channels,

Yep.  "Antenna/Cable" on your setup appears to be "TV/CATV".

>but i still view less than what i started with.

Was there a cable box?  And where is it now?

/john
12.1015POWDML::CKELLYCynical Little WenchMon Jan 02 1995 20:402
    well, there is no cable box.  the apt is wired for basic cable.
    does this help?
12.1016More confusionCOVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertMon Jan 02 1995 21:1616
Here, I can get

2/3/4/5/7/11/17/19/20/25/26/27/28/29/30/31/32/33/34/35/37/38/39/40/41/43/44/
54/57/61/62

on my regular TV tuner (set to cable), but have to use the Cable Box to get

8/9/10/12/13/14/15/16/18/21/22/23/24/36/48/49  (and anything else I might
order but haven't).

This will, of course, be different in your town.

Oh year, and some of the cable company's channel numbers are different on
the TV than on the Cable Box: 54 is 1, 57 is 95, 61 is 99, and 62 is 54.

/john
12.1017The Info Highway is a toll roadAIMTEC::MORABITO_PHotlanta RocksMon Jan 02 1995 21:4712
I just purchased the book "Access The Internet" which includes the product
NETCOM NetCruiser.  Installed on my PC at home.  Got all excited to begin 
my journey down the old Info highway and I can't login.  Paid with my Visa
and everything.  I never seem to get synched up on the modem.  I can hear 
it dial and everything.  Called an 800 number and got voicemail.  I am on
call this weekend, why can't every company be as great as Digital?

Paul

P.S. Great story Gene, keep us posted on the events as they unfold.  I 
wouldn't want to sleep in a tent tonight in GA. let alone Minnie.  
12.1018HAAG::HAAGMon Jan 02 1995 22:5521
    well they got back from the mall allright. guess they decided not to
    sleep there. it took my niece all of 45 minutes to notice the tent out
    back AND her sleeping bag by it. her father wanted to know if i wasn't
    being a "bit over dramatic". i said no more so than the fiasco at the
    lunch table. he asked if i was serious and i said either she calms down
    or sleeps outside or in the car or a hotel or whatever. but if she is
    gonna call me a callous supporter of murderous weapons when i'm trying
    to stuff down a ham and cheese sandwich in my own kitchen, then..
    well..she can hit the road. i said all that in a very calm, rational
    voice.
    
    i went to her a bit ago and asked for a rational discussion. i
    explained that no matter her feelings on issues of the day, she would
    never advance her ideas by hollaring like a damned fool at someone who
    respects, if not agrees, with her position. she's promised not to fly
    off the handle anymore and i promised not to shove a .357 mag. in her
    sleeping bag for the night.  we talked about several issues of day and
    there is no doubt she is a died in the wool liberal. what the hell.
    it's still a mostly free country.
    
    she'll sleep inside tonight. maybe.
12.1019SUBPAC::SADINKeep it off my wave...Tue Jan 03 1995 10:129

	Gene, ya oughta rent her a cheap hotel room in a bad section of
town...make sure the door has a busted lock. Just before you leave, ask her if
she'd like to keep your .357mag for the evening...;*)


jim

12.1020WAHOO::LEVESQUELAGNAFTue Jan 03 1995 10:201
    Whole fambly is sick 'cept me.
12.1021SUBPAC::SADINKeep it off my wave...Tue Jan 03 1995 11:0611
    
    
    	idjits complaining about posters in my office. The least they could
    do is b**** about it to my face instead of telling everyone else BUT
    me....
    
    
    #^&*#*() idjits...
    
    
    
12.1022GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERyup, it's a watchamacallitTue Jan 03 1995 11:355
    
    
    Mark, that will change as well (the except me part).  Damn bug went
    through the family twice and I was fine.  Then it came hard and heavy 
    my way.  I think I'll move to Florida........
12.1023SUBPAC::JJENSENJojo the Fishing WidowTue Jan 03 1995 12:054
	Gene, I thought you were being generous providing the tent
	for her!

	Adolescence, isn't it grand.
12.1024CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanTue Jan 03 1995 15:239


 Opening the newspaper to the comics and there's no Far Side :-(




Jim
12.1026GAVEL::JANDROWbrain crampTue Jan 03 1995 16:145
    
    
    much better...
    
    
12.1027SMURF::BINDERvitam gustareTue Jan 03 1995 16:524
    tthlw
    
    discovering that of the four klezmer cds i had in my collection, the
    two i liked best have disappeared.
12.1029POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of EcstacyTue Jan 03 1995 17:074
    
    .1027
    
    ???  Were these at home or at work?
12.1030BIGQ::SILVANobody wants a Charlie in the Box!Tue Jan 03 1995 17:097


	Jim, did you see the LAST Far Side in Sundays paper? A classic!


Glen
12.1031CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanTue Jan 03 1995 17:1817






>	Jim, did you see the LAST Far Side in Sundays paper? A classic!



 Probably, but I can't remember what it was :-/




Jim
12.1033SMURF::BINDERvitam gustareTue Jan 03 1995 17:224
    .1029
    
    at home, mz_debra.  i fear that i may have inadvertently packed them up
    with a couple hundred others i sold recently.
12.1034HAAG::HAAGTue Jan 03 1995 17:2315
Note 12.1023 by SUBPAC::JJENSEN 
    
	>Gene, I thought you were being generous providing the tent
	>for her!

    so did i. if i would have ever mouthed off to my relatives like she did
    to me my dad would have bounced my off a couple walls on the way to the
    door. of course, i was taught manners very early on and would never
    have thought of responding in such a disrespectful manner.
    
	>Adolescence, isn't it grand.
    
    my girls are 11 and 12. they don't speak like that to anyone. and i
    don't expect them to "acquire" such a trait. they've learned early on
    what being "gounded so long you become part of the ground" means.
12.1035HAAG::HAAGTue Jan 03 1995 17:259
Note 12.1025 by CSC32::J_OPPELT 
    
    	>TTHT -- I don't like running all that much, especially because it
    	>gives me a terribly dried-out throat that leaves me with a cough
    	>all day.
    
    its the altitude and low dew points. when visiting CS and running i
    take along a handful of very good mints that dissolve in a bite or two
    but leave a coating in the mouth and throat. works just fine.
12.1036BIGQ::SILVANobody wants a Charlie in the Box!Tue Jan 03 1995 17:267


	He was before Glinda (Wizard of Oz) who was saying, "But Gary, you have
always had the means to go home. Click your heels 3 times....."


12.1039CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanTue Jan 03 1995 17:379

 Man, I guess I wasn't paying attention (to Sunday's Far Side)..and
 I think I've thrown them out by now..




Jim
12.1040BIGQ::SILVANobody wants a Charlie in the Box!Tue Jan 03 1995 17:428


	Joe, I didn't see the other one with it, but I still have the Sunday
paper around. I'll have to go back and look.


Glen
12.1041MPGS::MARKEYAIBOHPHOBIA: Fear of PalindromesTue Jan 03 1995 17:506
    Those damn dogs I like to call "three pointers" (a football
    reference). Spent the weekend in a house with one, yapping
    at me and nipping at my ankles. Kept hoping someone would
    signal a fair catch at the 20 yard line...
    
    -b
12.1042GMT1::TEEKEMAThe ultimate experiment gone bad !!Tue Jan 03 1995 17:5140
	Having to tell Glen my dog ate the tapes he lent me
over the holiday's...............%^(




































					Just kidding..........%^)
12.1043SUBPAC::JJENSENJojo the Fishing WidowTue Jan 03 1995 17:533
	I hab a head cohd.  By doze is 'tuffy and I
	cad ody dake Sudafed eby 4 hours.
 
12.1044SUBPAC::SADINcaught in the 'netTue Jan 03 1995 17:544

	Dimetapp Extentabs....12hr relief. It gives a great buzz too...:*)

12.1045POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of EcstacyTue Jan 03 1995 17:553
    
    Vitamin C, and lots of it, til your, er, tinkle darkens but before you get
    the, er, urgencies.                     
12.1046CONSLT::MCBRIDEaspiring peasantTue Jan 03 1995 17:575
    <--- or Drixoral in either drowsy (green) or non-drowsy (blue)
    formulations.  May not cure the cold/flu but does a heck of a job on
    the symptoms.
    
    Brian
12.1047BIGQ::SILVANobody wants a Charlie in the Box!Tue Jan 03 1995 18:015


	Good thing you were kidding Teek. I really wouldn't be up for disecting
your dog to get the tapes back..... 
12.1048GMT1::TEEKEMAThe ultimate experiment gone bad !!Tue Jan 03 1995 18:023

	%^)
12.1050da 'box - a learning placePENUTS::DDESMAISONStoo few argsTue Jan 03 1995 18:095
    >>	You can't cure the cold/flu.

	shouldn't this be in "news briefs"?

12.1051CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanTue Jan 03 1995 18:1212


 I deal with colds by increasing my fluid intake rather dramatically (which
 my cat loves as she enjoys the trips to the bathroom), and taking some
 over the counter stuff that will knock me out.  Unfortunately most of
 those who's function is to do just that, have the opposite effect on
 me..



 Jim
12.1052MPGS::MARKEYAIBOHPHOBIA: Fear of PalindromesTue Jan 03 1995 18:144
    >I deal with colds by increasing my fluid intake rather dramatically
    >(which my cat loves as she enjoys the trips to the bathroom)...
    
    OK. I'm confused!
12.1053POLAR::RICHARDSONTue Jan 03 1995 18:152
    We have a marble rolling pin on our counter. Guess that would work.
    Hmmm, I think I'll try it on the kids first.....
12.1054GMT1::TEEKEMAThe ultimate experiment gone bad !!Tue Jan 03 1995 18:152
	Well his cat loves it when he plays with his muppets.....%^)
12.1055SUBPAC::JJENSENJojo the Fishing WidowTue Jan 03 1995 18:182
	That's *over* the counter.  He bangs 'is head into the
	cabinets.  How do you think he died?
12.1056CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanTue Jan 03 1995 18:1822

RE:     <<< Note 12.1052 by MPGS::MARKEY "AIBOHPHOBIA: Fear of Palindromes" >>>

   > >I deal with colds by increasing my fluid intake rather dramatically
   > >(which my cat loves as she enjoys the trips to the bathroom)...
    
   > OK. I'm confused!



   My cat (as explained in an earlier note) is rather enthralled with the
   activities that are undertaken in the bathroom..she sits outside the
   shower whilst I'm in there, sits on the counter as I brush my teeth, etc
   and sits on the counter or floor as I engage in other bathroom functions.
   She can be asleep somewhere else in the apt and as soon as she hears the
   fan go on in the br...off she goes, whining at me cuz I didn't bother
   to ask her along..



 Jim
12.1057MPGS::MARKEYAIBOHPHOBIA: Fear of PalindromesTue Jan 03 1995 18:194
    I drink heavily year round and hope that when I have a cold I'm too
    hungover to notice. Hope this helps...
    
    -b
12.1058POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of EcstacyTue Jan 03 1995 18:272
    
    I also have bathroom friendly cats.  Don't worry, Jim, I understand.
12.1059CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanTue Jan 03 1995 18:289


    
>    I also have bathroom friendly cats.  Don't worry, Jim, I understand.



   I figgered you would ;-)
12.1060MPGS::MARKEYAIBOHPHOBIA: Fear of PalindromesTue Jan 03 1995 18:295
    Sorry but... I don't even like taking showers with wimmins, so
    I've certainly got no damn use for a cat watching me do my other
    bizness... unless I'm using it for target practice... :-)
    
    -b
12.1061GMT1::TEEKEMAThe ultimate experiment gone bad !!Tue Jan 03 1995 18:303
>> Sorry but... I don't even like taking showers with wimmins,

	Don't know what you are missing..............
12.1062CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanTue Jan 03 1995 18:3111


 I like to put shampoo all over my hair and shaving cream all over my
 face and peek out of the shower curtain and talk to my cat..she gives
 me a blank stare (though I know she's amused...she just doesn't want me
 to know it).



Jim
12.1063MPGS::MARKEYAIBOHPHOBIA: Fear of PalindromesTue Jan 03 1995 18:325
    I've got all that other time to explore the wonderful nature of
    wimmins, but when it's time to wash the crud off I just want to
    get on with it... :-)
    
    -b
12.1064GMT1::TEEKEMAThe ultimate experiment gone bad !!Tue Jan 03 1995 18:342
	SO I guess you don't get into "dirty dancin".....
12.1065SUBPAC::JJENSENJojo the Fishing WidowTue Jan 03 1995 18:375
	I could put my cats together with Mz_Debra's and HenDERson's,
	and they could all have a sink/shower/toilet fest.

	Then my cats could turn on CNN for your cats, and they could
	all doze off for 7-10 days, or until a can opener was heard.
12.1066MPGS::MARKEYAIBOHPHOBIA: Fear of PalindromesTue Jan 03 1995 18:413
    Do your cats smoke after you're done in the bathroom?
    
    -b
12.1067BIGQ::SILVANobody wants a Charlie in the Box!Tue Jan 03 1995 18:425


	Gee, my cat has a thing for sponges.... so I guess they all would be
clean. :-)
12.1068HAAG::HAAGTue Jan 03 1995 18:455
>>>> Sorry but... I don't even like taking showers with wimmins,
>>
>>	Don't know what you are missing..............
    
    bubble baths are best.
12.1069POLAR::RICHARDSONTue Jan 03 1995 18:482
    Well, I can't even take a bath without 5 or 6 Communists jumping in
    with me!
12.1070BOXORN::HAYSI think we are toast. Remember the jam?Tue Jan 03 1995 18:481
    Are they cute?
12.1071SUBPAC::SADINcaught in the 'netTue Jan 03 1995 18:4813
>>>> Sorry but... I don't even like taking showers with wimmins,
>>
>>	Don't know what you are missing..............
    
>    bubble baths are best.


	Give me a hot tub anyday....luv dem jets....;*)




	
12.1072MPGS::MARKEYAIBOHPHOBIA: Fear of PalindromesTue Jan 03 1995 18:4911
    That's different. Getting clean is only a minor diversion then... :-)
    Problem is, neither my shower or bath are big enough for two people,
    especially when one of them is me. Just trying to get past one
    another to the shower nozzle is a major hurdle... you end up
    spending the time helping each other get the soap unwedged from
    various orifices (which is where soap on a roap proves useful).
    
    Wash. Boink. Wash. Boink some more. Repeat as often as necessary,
    just don't get the two confused...
    
    -b
12.1073GMT1::TEEKEMAThe ultimate experiment gone bad !!Tue Jan 03 1995 18:523
>> Wash. Boink. Wash. Boink some more. Repeat as often as necessary,

	Now you got it...........that's the whole idea....%^)
12.1074SUBPAC::JJENSENJojo the Fishing WidowTue Jan 03 1995 18:567
	The traditional bath/shower set-up is definitely a one-person
	(or one person, one cat sitting between curtains) design.

	The spacious jacuzzi/spa/hot tub is another story.  

	Do not run bubble bath thru your jacuzzi, unless you want the
	surroundings to look like an "I Love Lucy" rerun.
12.1075CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanTue Jan 03 1995 18:5718


>	Then my cats could turn on CNN for your cats, and they could
>	all doze off for 7-10 days, or until a can opener was heard.


  Mine also perks up when I fiddle with my answering machine...a normal
  evening's entertaiment is, upon my arrival home from work, I wander in
  to my bedroom and retrieve my messages..the cat hears the click of the 
  machinery and she comes bounding in, hopping on to my nightstand and
  looks at the machine, then leaps on to my lap and sticks her nose in 
  my face, all the while purring away ;-)   Kinda makes coming home from
  work a little more fun..



Jim
12.1076GMT1::TEEKEMAThe ultimate experiment gone bad !!Tue Jan 03 1995 18:574
	You won't believe it but my wife actually did this once.

	We had a LOT of fun..............%^)
12.1077SUBPAC::JJENSENJojo the Fishing WidowTue Jan 03 1995 19:029
	re: no bubble bath in jacuzzi

	I did it, too, which is why I can state with such
	authority:  IT IS NOT GOOD.

	The next time we went back to the hotel at which
	this heinous act had been committed, there was a
	sign in the bathroom, stating that bubble bath use
	was prohibited.
12.1078CONSLT::MCBRIDEaspiring peasantTue Jan 03 1995 19:046
    RE: Showers for two.  Good clean fun in my book and no pun intended. 
    Nothing like having your hair washed for you and all of those places
    that can be hard to reach like the middle of the back.  Thenthere are
    the aesthetic pleasures that accompany the above....
    
    Brian
12.1079GMT1::TEEKEMAThe ultimate experiment gone bad !!Tue Jan 03 1995 19:052
	Rrrrrrrrrr Matey, now yer a talkin............%^)
12.1080Did she park her arse in front of EmptyV while @ your house?VMSNET::M_MACIOLEKFour54 Camaro/Only way to flyTue Jan 03 1995 19:0912
    re: Note 12.1005 by HAAG::HAAG 
    
    > gettin read the riot act from my 17 year old niece. she found out
    > that maybe like i have guns in the house. i tired to explain the 2nd
    
    What the hells wrong with ya?  It took my mother-in-law about 5 minutes
    to get used to seeing me walk around with a gov't model on.
    
    I even invited her for a trip to the woods so she could try out my
    "machine gun" but she ckickened out and decided to bake cookies with
    Laura.  My F-i-L seemed to have a wonderful visit.  :^)
    
12.1081POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of EcstacyTue Jan 03 1995 19:1118
    >Note 12.1075 by CSLALL::HENDERSON
    
    >the cat hears the click of the machinery and she comes bounding in, 
    >hopping on to my nightstand and looks at the machine, then leaps on to my 
    >lap and sticks her nose in my face, all the while purring away ;-)   Kinda 
    >makes coming home from work a little more fun..
     
    then
    
    >Note 12.1076 by GMT1::TEEKEMA
    
    >You won't believe it but my wife actually did this once.

    >We had a LOT of fun..............%^)
     
    
    This truly troubles me, and grievously so.
    
12.1082MPGS::MARKEYAIBOHPHOBIA: Fear of PalindromesTue Jan 03 1995 19:143
    Apparently, Teek's mating criteria is "mammal". :-)
    
    -b
12.1083GMT1::TEEKEMAThe ultimate experiment gone bad !!Tue Jan 03 1995 19:1422
	What ever rings your bell..................%^)
















	I was refering to the bubble bath which was up to our necks
standing up in the unclosed tub/shower.
	However having my wife jump up on the night stand and stick
her nose in my face while purring does have a certain appeal.....%^)
12.1084GMT1::TEEKEMAThe ultimate experiment gone bad !!Tue Jan 03 1995 19:154
>> Apparently, Teek's mating criteria is "mammal". :-)


	I not even that picky.............%^)
12.1085MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Tue Jan 03 1995 19:245
TTHT:

I didn't get any Sunday funnies with my paper this week
so I missed Larsen's last.

12.1087SET PROFILE /PERSONAL_NAME="Forgetful"PEAKS::OAKEYThe difference? About 8000 milesTue Jan 03 1995 20:510
12.1088Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Tue Jan 03 1995 20:531
    Ahhhh, happy again.
12.1089MPGS::MARKEYAIBOHPHOBIA: Fear of PalindromesTue Jan 03 1995 22:2225
    I hate this... mid-sip off a can of Coke... and I cough. Splatter.
    I can't believe the amount of territory it covered, including a
    book I borrowed from a co-worker that happened to be open in
    front of me. Oh well, at least he's gone for two weeks on
    vacation... :-)
    
    Reminds me of a story though...
    
    About 15 years ago, I had a group of friends who believed in the
    recreational benefits of home chemistry. One of them got the bright
    idea one day to get the nitrous oxide (aka laughing gas) out of
    a can of dessert topping. So, he started to heat the can by placing
    it in water in a pot over a low flame. Well, he got sidetracked by
    the huge Hawaiin Gold number he had rolled and kinda forgot about
    the can...
    
    After an hour or so on the stove, the can blew up. It uniformly
    covered virtually every square inch of his kitchen with about
    an 1/8th of an inch of whipped cream. I had come in about 15
    minutes before, and heard this low resonant "thump". John wasn't
    much in the mood for investigating and since I didn't hear it
    again, I didn't worry about it. Wasn't until the next day that
    John told me about the mess in his kitchen.
    
    -b
12.1090PO'd at the Post OfficeAIMTEC::MORABITO_PHotlanta RocksWed Jan 04 1995 00:0617
 
Anybody able to get stamps recently?  A coworker went to the PO at lunch.
I gave her money to pick up stamps.  She waited in line fifteen minutes and
gave up.  My girlfriend waited about the same time and gave up.  Another
coworker went to a machine.   Out came .29 stamps.  I have got some bills 
due shortly and I am out of stamps.  Went to the local Kroger and they have
no stamps.  If the PO ruins my excellent credit rating, they will have hell
to pay.  They gave the public about one month notice on their rate hike, 
and now they are totally unprepared.  Will they honor .29 stamps?  Doesn't
matter I am out of these as well.  

Will try to find out who the hell from Arkansas is the Postmaster General
on Internet tonight when they activate me.  I plan to deluge him with nasty
mail.

Paul
12.1091ROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150 kts. is TOO slow!Wed Jan 04 1995 00:174
    Both the $.03 make-up stamps and the $.32 G stamps have been on sale
    since 17-dec-1994.  What's the problem?
    
    Bob
12.1092AIMTEC::MORABITO_PHotlanta RocksWed Jan 04 1995 00:248
>>Both the $.03 make-up stamps and the $.32 G stamps have been on sale
>>since 17-dec-1994.  What's the problem?

I really didn't need any stamps until now.  I didn't think there would be
a shortage, I don't know if this is just a regional problem or what.

Paul
12.1093REFINE::KOMARPatsies no longer. Go Pats!Wed Jan 04 1995 00:284
    In protest of the increase in the price of stamps, we should put 32 of
    them 1 cent stamps on our envelopes.
    
    ME
12.1094COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertWed Jan 04 1995 00:521
We still have one of the world's cheapest letter rates.
12.1095LJSRV2::KALIKOWNotes, NEWS: old; GroupWeb: NEW!Wed Jan 04 1995 01:153
    Twue, but this will only hasten the day when EMail and its cousins take
    even more of the USPS's market...
    
12.1096HAAG::HAAGWed Jan 04 1995 02:005
    re: madmike
    
    SERIOUS hardcore liberals around here. i won't miss them. even my
    relatives from IA. decent enough folks. but really screwed up
    politically.
12.1097HAAG::HAAGWed Jan 04 1995 02:032
    blowing sucked tonight. i get one last shot in 2 weeks when i have to
    come back here to wrap up house stuff. till then...
12.1098TTHT: Oxymorons; e.g., "blowing sucked tonight."LJSRV2::KALIKOWNotes, NEWS: Old; GroupWeb: NEW!Wed Jan 04 1995 04:261
    Ah, Gene, life wifout you inna 'Box...  no NO, I can't go on... :-)  |-{:-)
12.1099GAVEL::JANDROWbrain crampWed Jan 04 1995 11:0214
    
    
    visited a new doctor last nite, only to find that the chic at tufts
    hadn't updated my pcp yet,so they had no record of me being on this new
    doctor's list...but i got to go to him anyway...been having an annoying
    problem with my knee lately...cracks a lot, but doesn't lock.  and
    aches when i bend...i have chrondomalacea of the petella....basically,
    my kneecap isn't wearing out evenly...joy...not much to do about it,
    either, except take the motrin he gave me and avoid bending and walking
    upstairs, both of which i do on a daily basis...and to avoid certain
    exercises that i do when i go to the gym and to do another one on my
    own...man, just give me a new knee...how hard can that be????
    
    
12.1100snarfPOWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of EcstacyWed Jan 04 1995 11:131
    
12.1101WMOIS::GIROUARD_CWed Jan 04 1995 11:135
    Did he mention cycling? Cycling actually is highly beneficial
    for the knee. It builds the back of the patella up  and strengthens
    the whole joint.
    
    Chip
12.1102POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of EcstacyWed Jan 04 1995 11:143
    
    Poor Raqhoney!  No more stairs?  That sucks, being on the 3rd floor and
    all 8^(.
12.1103CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanWed Jan 04 1995 11:514


 insomnia
12.1104MAIL1::CRANEWed Jan 04 1995 12:071
    Republican domination....
12.1105SUBPAC::SADINcaught in the 'netWed Jan 04 1995 12:316
    
    
    	hey man, yer in the wrong topic...things to like today is up
    one...:)
    
    
12.1106CONSLT::MCBRIDEaspiring peasantWed Jan 04 1995 12:323
    what Chip said.  Good for the heart too.
    
    Brian
12.1107POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of EcstacyWed Jan 04 1995 12:343
12.1108BIGQ::SILVANobody wants a Charlie in the Box!Wed Jan 04 1995 12:4518
| <<< Note 12.1074 by SUBPAC::JJENSEN "Jojo the Fishing Widow" >>>

| The traditional bath/shower set-up is definitely a one-person (or one person, 
| one cat sitting between curtains) design.

	Where I used to live, taking a shower could be a 2 person design.
Whoever designed the bathroom had the shower head come out the side of the
shower, instead of at the end. This gave plenty of room for one to soap up, 
while the other rinsed. Of course this was a poor design because the water
would eat thru the caulking on the oppisite wall where the tub and wall met. 
It was the only place I ever lived in that had a brick wall in the shower. :-)

	A friend of mine had a great shower that could fit 2 or more. :-)  It
was in the shape of the bottom part of an octagon, and all clear glass. It was
HUGE, but it must have been a bear to keep clean.


Glen
12.1109BIGQ::SILVANobody wants a Charlie in the Box!Wed Jan 04 1995 12:5115
| <<< Note 12.1099 by GAVEL::JANDROW "brain cramp" >>>



| and to avoid certain exercises that i do when i go to the gym and to do 
| another one on my own...man, 


	What excersise are you gonna try on your own man? And how will this
help your knee???? :-)


Glen


12.1110RDGE44::ALEUC8Wed Jan 04 1995 12:535
    .1099
    
    i'd like new knees too
    
    ric
12.1111BIGQ::SILVANobody wants a Charlie in the Box!Wed Jan 04 1995 12:5612

| Republican domination....


	Speaking of which.... Newt and Dole were on CBS This Morning. I usually
never watch it, but I keep forgetting the NBC & CBS affiliate switched this
week. But they asked Eye of Newt about something his mother said in an
interview (they played the interview where his mother said Newt thought Hillary
was a bitch). He exploded and totally avoided the remark. God he cracks me up.
He'll say/do a ton of things, but then won't talk about it. Yet, will he afford
the same luxory to others? Haven't seen it yet....
12.1112SEAPIG::PERCIVALI'm the NRA,USPSA/IPSC,NROI-ROWed Jan 04 1995 13:0118
    <<< Note 12.1111 by BIGQ::SILVA "Nobody wants a Charlie in the Box!" >>>


>	Speaking of which.... Newt and Dole were on CBS This Morning. I usually
>never watch it, but I keep forgetting the NBC & CBS affiliate switched this
>week. But they asked Eye of Newt about something his mother said in an
>interview (they played the interview where his mother said Newt thought Hillary
>was a bitch). He exploded and totally avoided the remark. God he cracks me up.
>He'll say/do a ton of things, but then won't talk about it. Yet, will he afford
>the same luxory to others? Haven't seen it yet....

Glen,	Don't you think the media is on a hunt here? Private opinions
	shared with freinds or relatives are far different than if he
	had called a press conference and made the same remark.

Jim


12.1113GMT1::TEEKEMATip toeing through the Tulips......Wed Jan 04 1995 13:075
	Believe me, no one wants an artificial knee...........

	Anyone want to trade their real one for mine, It's a bitch
in cold weather. %^(
12.1114FehPOWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of EcstacyWed Jan 04 1995 13:0712
    
    I didn't write my rehearsal schedule on the refrigerator calendar and
    as a result forgot I had rehearsal tonight and made a dinner date.
    
    I just opened my little calendar and there it was, 7:30 Rehearsal.
    
    I HATE cancelling dinner dates.  I feel so stoopid.
    
    Not only that, I left my score in my other car and now I have to go
    home and get it before I go to rehearsal, changing a fifteen minute 
    drive into an hour and fifteen minute drive 8^p.
          
12.1115BIGQ::SILVANobody wants a Charlie in the Box!Wed Jan 04 1995 13:5118
| <<< Note 12.1112 by SEAPIG::PERCIVAL "I'm the NRA,USPSA/IPSC,NROI-RO" >>>

| Glen,	Don't you think the media is on a hunt here? Private opinions shared 
| with freinds or relatives are far different than if he had called a press 
| conference and made the same remark.


	Actually Jim, it doesn't matter where the remark was made. If someone
called you a d***head to a friend, would you be any less upset if it got back
to you than if the person said it to your face? Or would you be more po'ed? He
said it, there is always the chance it will get back to whom it was aimed at.
Now he should address it, but won't. 

	So no Jim, there is NO difference between the 2 except that he wouldn't
dare say it to her face, so why behind her back?


Glen
12.1116HAAG::HAAGWed Jan 04 1995 13:528
Note 12.1104 by MAIL1::CRANE 
    
    >>Republican domination....
    
    you can hate it if you  want. sour grapes and all. but it IS the will
    of the majority of the people to give the GOP their shot. its also a
    very visible sign the peoplehave had it with the dimmicrits. if you
    hate it now, wait until 11/96.
12.1117DELNI::CRITZScott Critz, LKG2/1, Pole V3Wed Jan 04 1995 13:526
    	If a person has two bad knees, doctors will replace them both
    	during the same operation. The reason? The pain and recovery
    	is so painful that people who have the first knee done are
    	hesitant to have the second done.
    
    	Scott (Wife is an ortho nurse)
12.1118CTHU26::S_BURRIDGEWed Jan 04 1995 13:5811
    "the majority of the people"?
    
    What percentage of the voting-age population voted in the recent
    election?  As I recall it was a minority.
    
    Political reformers might look at ways to encourage voter
    participation, if they are interested in the will of "the majority of
    the people."
    
    -Stephen
    
12.1119USAT05::BENSONWed Jan 04 1995 14:0010
    and its true about those knees.  my Mother had a knee replacement
    surgery ten years ago and it was so difficult to recover that she is
    almost certain not to have her other knee replaced unless she cannot
    walk (and this can't be too far away for her).  i recall performing
    some of her therapy for her - it was tough making her cry for her sake. 
    however, she has been told that the procedures are better now and it is
    not quite as difficult as it was.  they start moving the leg in
    recovery instead of waiting a day or so.  this apparantly helps.
    
    jeff
12.1120GMT1::TEEKEMATip toeing through the Tulips......Wed Jan 04 1995 14:022
	I am never going through it a second time, NO WAY........
12.1121GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERtumbling downWed Jan 04 1995 14:038
    
    
    RE: .1118  Actually, if you are too lazy to get out and vote, then
    shame on you (not you spcific, but rather generic).  As for people who
    are physically unable, they can vote absentee.
    
    
    Mike
12.1122CTHU26::S_BURRIDGEWed Jan 04 1995 14:0811
    re .1121:  I agree entirely.  However I am also throwing out the idea
    of a review of the whole voter-registration system.  Are there simpler
    ways of doing it?
    
    In this country (Canada), where participation rates are typically
    higher, people go around door to door when elections are called, and
    make up the voters' lists that way.  I realize that your system is very
    different, but with participation so low, some such reform might be
    appropriate.
    
    -Stephen
12.1123GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERtumbling downWed Jan 04 1995 14:119
    
    
    They might be, Stephen, but I tend to think that the biggest reason for
    voter turnout is indifference.  I registered to vote when I was 18 and
    haven't done anything but go to the polls on election day since.  Not a
    difficult process.
    
    
    Mike
12.1124SEAPIG::PERCIVALI'm the NRA,USPSA/IPSC,NROI-ROWed Jan 04 1995 14:1626
    <<< Note 12.1115 by BIGQ::SILVA "Nobody wants a Charlie in the Box!" >>>

>	Actually Jim, it doesn't matter where the remark was made. 

	We disagree.

>If someone
>called you a d***head to a friend, would you be any less upset if it got back
>to you than if the person said it to your face? Or would you be more po'ed?

	I would still be po'd. But Are you under the impression that
	Hillary is a friend of Newt's? And that she is going to be
	"hurt" by this private remark, regardless of how she found
	out about it?

	Gingrich, like many others, has a right to express personal
	opinions in private. He does not have the same latitude when
	his remarks are made publicly.

>	So no Jim, there is NO difference between the 2 except that he wouldn't
>dare say it to her face, so why behind her back?

	Because in his public role, he would be ill-advised to express
	such an opinion. Privately, he can thik what he likes.

Jim
12.1125SUBPAC::JJENSENJojo the Fishing WidowWed Jan 04 1995 14:173
	> As for people who are physically unable, they can vote absentee.

	Which brings us back to artificial knees.....
12.1126GMT1::TEEKEMATip toeing through the Tulips......Wed Jan 04 1995 14:207
	Which brings us back to.............


	Do a Deer, A Female Deer, 
	Re a drop of golden sun,
	Me a name I call myself......................................%^)
12.1127BIGQ::SILVANobody wants a Charlie in the Box!Wed Jan 04 1995 14:219
| <<< Note 12.1123 by GRANPA::MWANNEMACHER "tumbling down" >>>



| I registered to vote when I was 18 and haven't done anything but go to the 
| polls on election day since.  Not a difficult process.

	Mike, maybe one day you'll add to that and vote. Just going to the
polls does nothing.....
12.1128MPGS::MARKEYAIBOHPHOBIA: Fear of PalindromesWed Jan 04 1995 14:236
    Hillary _is_ a bitch. So is everyone mad at Newt for hitting the bloody
    nail on the head? Too bad... you elected her. (Don't say, "no we
    didn't, we elected Bill Clinton".) On look at her and you knew
    Wee Willy wasn't the boss...
    
    =b
12.1129BIGQ::SILVANobody wants a Charlie in the Box!Wed Jan 04 1995 14:2421
| <<< Note 12.1124 by SEAPIG::PERCIVAL "I'm the NRA,USPSA/IPSC,NROI-RO" >>>

| I would still be po'd. But Are you under the impression that Hillary is a 
| friend of Newt's? And that she is going to be "hurt" by this private remark, 
| regardless of how she found out about it?

	For petes sake Jim, it doesn't matter if she is a friend or not. Like I
stated in another topic, look at Marge Schoght. She never said anything to the
press, but she paid for it. The same should apply here.

| >	So no Jim, there is NO difference between the 2 except that he wouldn't
| >dare say it to her face, so why behind her back?

| Because in his public role, he would be ill-advised to express such an 
| opinion. Privately, he can thik what he likes.

	You're right, he can think what he likes. He can say what he likes. But
he should be held accountable, like the rest of us, for our actions.


Glen
12.1130MAIL1::CRANEWed Jan 04 1995 14:2610
    I have not missed an opportunity to vote from the time I could legally
    do it. I generally do not vote for the party but the person. Yes, I
    voted for BC but he will not get my vote again. I`m not very happy with
    either party at this time.
    
    I like to think that Elvis P. and Richard N. are not dead but are
    working on developing a third party (fourth if you count Ross P.):"). I
    think we need a fair different party than what is being offered.
    
    JM2c
12.1131CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanWed Jan 04 1995 14:2810

 Everybody who has ever uttered a slam against Hillary, must send a 
 postcard apologizing for such remarks by close of business, Friday,
 January 6, 1995.




Jim
12.1132GMT1::TEEKEMATip toeing through the Tulips......Wed Jan 04 1995 14:282
	Only if I can use 29c stamps.............
12.1133SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIZebras should be seen and not herdWed Jan 04 1995 14:2911
    
    Dear Mr. Gingrich....
    
     Please apologize at once for Hillary being a bitch.... do you hear???
    At once!!! Until you do so, I will not buy your book....
    
    
     Regards,
    
     Andy Krawiecki
    
12.1134GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERtumbling downWed Jan 04 1995 14:298
    
    
    Well Glen, I guess I should of stated that I did just that when I went
    to the polling place for those of you who are quite a bit slower than
    the rest of us...... ;')
    
    
    Mike
12.1135POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of EcstacyWed Jan 04 1995 14:315
    
    Would someone please describe, in detail, Hillary's characteristics that 
    make her a bitch?
    
    Since you seem to know so much about it, Brian, why don't you start.
12.1137HAAG::HAAGWed Jan 04 1995 14:328
Note 12.1131 by CSLALL::HENDERSON 
    
 >Everybody who has ever uttered a slam against Hillary, must send a 
 >postcard apologizing for such remarks by close of business, Friday,
 >January 6, 1995.


    the post office ain't got enough stamps.
12.1138GMT1::TEEKEMATip toeing through the Tulips......Wed Jan 04 1995 14:342
	It's that look Mz Debra.....Us myns can spot them a mile away  %^)
12.1139POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of EcstacyWed Jan 04 1995 14:353
    
    OK, so far we have "that look".  It's "that look" that makes her a
    bitch.  Next?
12.1140re .1114 that was a bitchy thing to say...LJSRV2::KALIKOWNotes, NEWS: Old; GroupWeb: NEW!Wed Jan 04 1995 14:369
    >Not only that, I left my score in my other car and now I have to go
    >home and get it before I go to rehearsal, changing a fifteen minute 
    >drive into an hour and fifteen minute drive 8^p.
    
    I'm sure he is not amused by being referred to anonymously and in the
    neuter gender.  *What* got into you, anyhow!!???
    
    |-{:-)
    
12.1141RDGE44::ALEUC8Wed Jan 04 1995 14:364
    ok ok i don't want new knees just for my existing ones to work like
    they used to
    
    ric
12.1142SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIZebras should be seen and not herdWed Jan 04 1995 14:378
    
    
    Well mz_deb....
    
    Perhaps we'd best define your/our meaning of the word "bitch"...
    
    You go first....
    
12.1143SHIBA::SILVANobody wants a Charlie in the Box!Wed Jan 04 1995 14:409
12.1144HAAG::HAAGWed Jan 04 1995 14:4118
Note 12.1135 by POWDML::LAUER
    
    >Would someone please describe, in detail, Hillary's characteristics that 
    >make her a bitch?
    
    lack of character, integrity, and sincerity. she's phoney. her past
    history smacks of one of greed, self perpetuation, a lust for power,
    and a marriage and family of convienence. when all is said and done
    i'll be the first to admit i was wrong and apologize if history reveals
    otherwise. unfortunately for the country, her life and family's positions 
    are coming unglued as we speak. wish it wasn't so. but everything is 
    pointing towards a disasterous final two years for the clintons. their 
    arrogance upon entering the WH was unprecedented. one should accept such 
    positions of power and responsiblity with reverence and a bit of humility.
    i think they are learning and are a bit more humble today. not much. but 
    a little. but its to late. and look that the enormous cost of that. these 
    next two years could be very scary indeed. that doesn't make her a
    bitch in my book. just a witch.
12.1145SHIBA::SILVANobody wants a Charlie in the Box!Wed Jan 04 1995 14:4210
| <<< Note 12.1135 by POWDML::LAUER "Little Chamber of Ecstacy" >>>


| Would someone please describe, in detail, Hillary's characteristics that
| make her a bitch?

| Since you seem to know so much about it, Brian, why don't you start.


	I'm heading out for some popcorn, anyone want any? 
12.1146POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of EcstacyWed Jan 04 1995 14:436
    
    My dictionary defines "bitch" as "a spiteful woman".  I find this
    pretty accurate.  I might personally say "nasty" rather than "spiteful"
    but that's only because I don't use the word "spiteful" much.
    
    Go ahead.
12.1147looks like a bitch, acts like a bitch, must BE a bitchWAHOO::LEVESQUELAGNAFWed Jan 04 1995 14:436
    She is haughtily dismissive of viewpoints other than her own, she
    believes she knows everything, she on the one hand decries the greed of
    the '80s while having handsomely profited from extremely shady trading
    maneuvers, she carries arrogance to an extreme. In short, the is the
    female equivalent to what would be labeled a bastard in a man. That's
    why she's a bitch. Next question?
12.1148HAAG::HAAGWed Jan 04 1995 14:4520
hmmm.. technically i'm still an employee until midnight saturday. oh well.

shutdown my OSF1 system
pass off my ULTRIX system to someone else
turned in laptop
shutdown my DOS/Windows NetWare, PW/DECnet, and IP clients
and 'ol node HAAG's DECnet address (34.456) has been changed effective today 
and its looking mighty clean:

HAAG>>>sho dev d

Device                  Device           Error    Volume         Free  Trans Mnt
 Name                   Status           Count     Label        Blocks Count Cnt
HAAG$DKA300:            Mounted              0  HAAGDKA300      190251     4   1
HAAG$DKB100:            Mounted              0  HAAGDKB100      168972   260   1
HAAG$DKB200:            Mounted              2  HAAGDKB200      203796     1   1
HAAG$DKB300:            Mounted              0  HAAGDKB300      203796     1   1
HAAG$DKB400:            Online wrtlck        0


12.1149SUBPAC::JJENSENJojo the Fishing WidowWed Jan 04 1995 14:458
	Men "can tell", huh?

	Sounds like the lecture my dad gave on Xmas eve, about how
	men "can tell" when another man is homosexual.  It was,
	as Perot would said, "fascinating."

	(The lecture opened with his theory that the son of a family
	friend is an alcoholic because he's a repressed homosexual.)
12.1150SHIBA::SILVANobody wants a Charlie in the Box!Wed Jan 04 1995 14:4616
12.1151SHIBA::SILVANobody wants a Charlie in the Box!Wed Jan 04 1995 14:4922
| <<< Note 12.1147 by WAHOO::LEVESQUE "LAGNAF" >>>

| She is haughtily dismissive of viewpoints other than her own, she believes she
| knows everything, 

	Sounds like Newt and them boyz on the hill to me could be called
bitches too.

| she on the one hand decries the greed of the '80s while having handsomely 
| profited from extremely shady trading maneuvers, 

	Neeeeeeeewwwwwwwwttttttttttt ......

| she carries arrogance to an extreme. 

	Such a good quality.... if you're a man.... that would make them
stronger, but her a bitch.




Glen
12.1152GMT1::TEEKEMATip toeing through the Tulips......Wed Jan 04 1995 14:4919
	RE 1149

	Bwahhahahahahah..........%^)

	I love it, that is what keeps this misserable life interesting.
If we all used logic we would all be like Spock.........No thanks.











	If you took "that look" serious, then the joke is on you.
12.1153WAHOO::LEVESQUELAGNAFWed Jan 04 1995 14:498
    ]Men "can tell", huh?
    
     It hardly takes a wizard to figure such things out.
    
     I must admit, however, that like everything else, looks can be
    deceiving. I've seen women that looked like they were high risk
    candidates for bitchiness, but turned out not to be. That's why you
    never judge a bitch on looks alone. There has to be actions or speech.
12.1154SHIBA::SILVANobody wants a Charlie in the Box!Wed Jan 04 1995 14:5011
| <<< Note 12.1149 by SUBPAC::JJENSEN "Jojo the Fishing Widow" >>>


| (The lecture opened with his theory that the son of a family
| friend is an alcoholic because he's a repressed homosexual.)

	Hey, there is one I never heard before! I guess ya do learn something
new everyday. Thanks Joanne!


Glen
12.1155COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertWed Jan 04 1995 14:5021
12.1156MPGS::MARKEYAIBOHPHOBIA: Fear of PalindromesWed Jan 04 1995 14:5114
    It took me a bit to cycle back through to Deb's note asking me to
    explain why I think Hillary's a bitch... but Gene and the Doctah
    pretty well summed it up. By the way, I thought Nancy Raegan was
    a bitch too... and I consider her husband one of the two greatest
    presidents of the 20th Century (the other being Nixon). And it's
    not that I have anything against "strong" women either, so if
    you think I'm being sexist, I'm not. I don't like a lot of men
    for the same reasons I don't like Hillary, I just don't call
    them bitches (unless they're also queens). I prefer to call
    such men something that rhymes with "stick"
    
    P.S. I can be a real "stick" sometimes too... :-) :-)
    
    -b
12.1157POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of EcstacyWed Jan 04 1995 14:562
    
    Thank you all for the answers.
12.1158SX4GTO::OLSONDoug Olson, SDSC West, Palo AltoWed Jan 04 1995 14:5818
    >> He exploded and totally avoided the remark.[...]
    >
    > Don't you think the media is on a hunt here? Private opinions
    > shared with freinds or relatives are far different than if he
    > had called a press conference and made the same remark.
    
    You mean, like, Gary Hart on a private boat shouldn't have had to worry
    about those pictures with Donna Rice?
    
    When you've sought the spotlight, and it comes around, you look how 
    you look.  If his confidants don't understand how repeating private
    conversations will put him on the hot seat, then he hasn't been careful
    enough.  The lights are on, Newt: its showtime.
    
    He won't be the first to look like a cockroach if he starts to scurry.
    What kind of job did he think he was looking for?
    
    DougO
12.1159PENUTS::DDESMAISONStoo few argsWed Jan 04 1995 14:596
    
  >>  Thank you all for the answers.

	process them all, apply the appropriate translations, and get
	back to us, will you?  ;>

12.1160SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIZebras should be seen and not herdWed Jan 04 1995 15:0210
    
    RE: .1157
    
    mz_deb...
    
    
     Would it help if I told you I don't consider you one???
    
    :) :)
    
12.1161WAHOO::LEVESQUELAGNAFWed Jan 04 1995 15:038
    ]You mean, like, Gary Hart on a private boat shouldn't have had to worry
    ]about those pictures with Donna Rice?
    
     Hmmm. A guy who is running for president who challenges the media to
    find dirt on him gets caught in another woman's bed, and that's the
    same thing as a guy giving his private opinion to his mother about a
    public figure who by most accounts earns the title. Ok, fine. Sure.
    Nooooo problem.
12.1162Haven't watched network news in years... here's why:DECWIN::RALTOSuffering from p/n writer's blockWed Jan 04 1995 15:0823
    Whether or not Hillary's a bitch (and Gingrich is probably in a better
    position to know this than any of us here) isn't the real issue here.
    The real TTHT about this is that the voracious press (with its teeth
    planted in Gingrich's backside, as Paul Harvey said this morning)
    has stooped so low in its desperate search for dirt on Gingrich
    that they're now pressing his own elderly mother for dirty little
    sound bites that they can gleefully relay.
    
    In this case, Connie Chunder (who brought a new depth of tabloidism
    to the formerly high-standard CBS) cajoled Gingrich's mother to tell
    her what Gingrich said to his mother privately about Hillsbury.  His
    mother was reluctant, and Connie encouraged the mother to whisper it
    into Connie's ear.  The mother (in an incredible lapse of judgment,
    but that isn't the issue) did so, and of course Connie pounced on it.
    
    The public is so fed up with the media and their repulsive methods,
    that this dirty little nugget will inevitably backfire and make them
    look worse than it made Gingrich look.  We're onto them now, and they're
    too arrogant to even notice.  The media has been going down in flames
    alongside their beloved ideology.  Maybe they'll get it someday, but
    I strongly doubt it.
    
    Chris
12.1163I know, wrong note...GAAS::BRAUCHERWed Jan 04 1995 15:103
    
    Why do my new stamps have a 'G' rating ?  bb
    
12.1164SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIZebras should be seen and not herdWed Jan 04 1995 15:117
    
    Because the last time they raised the rates the stamp that came out
    first was an 'F'???
    
    
    Just a wild guess....
    
12.1165GAVEL::JANDROWbrain crampWed Jan 04 1995 15:1215
    
    
    way baq....
    
    no, the doctor didn't mention cycling...thanq god...cause i hate those
    stationary bikes...boring...and it hurts my butt...
    
    the knee honestly isn't a major deal here...i am no where near needing
    it replaced...it's more of an annoyance than anything else...i was just
    hoping he'd take an x-ray, find something in there that didn't belong
    there, take it out, and i'd be good as new after pt...but nooooooo...
    
    i guess i really shouldn't complain, tho...it could be worse...
    
    
12.1166MPGS::MARKEYAIBOHPHOBIA: Fear of PalindromesWed Jan 04 1995 15:121
    Add Commie Chung to my list of bitches... :-)
12.1167GMT1::TEEKEMATip toeing through the Tulips......Wed Jan 04 1995 15:132
	Anyone can lick them %^)...........
12.1168RDGE44::ALEUC8Wed Jan 04 1995 15:158
    .1165
    
    stationary bikes never did much for me cos like you say the saddles
    aren't too comfy for 20+ minute rides. but they do have "reclining" type
    bikes which are much easier on the piles and i use one of these in the
    gym a lot.
    
    ric
12.1169SX4GTO::OLSONDoug Olson, SDSC West, Palo AltoWed Jan 04 1995 15:199
    >Ok, fine. Sure.  Nooooo problem.
    
    Spotlight's a bitch, huh?  Newt's now had two flashburns in the last
    week, and I'm not sure the fallout over the Chung interview is done, if
    its really accurate to say he "sxploded" when asked about the remark
    yesterday.  Noooooo problem, but the lights aren't goin' out anytime
    soon, Mark.  Watch the birdie!
    
    DougO
12.1170WMOIS::GIROUARD_CWed Jan 04 1995 15:2810
    on the knee... I agree that stationary cycling is b-o-r-i-n-g
    but spring will be hear soon and your butt adapts, believe.
    
    one key point, prevention is better than remedial. i agree that
    you need to enjoy something to continue to do it. i took it up
    just 6 short years ago and log 5+k miles a year. you should see
    the saddle i used for a 2 day 200 miler this summer, just a 
    carbon/kevler shell (no padding or leather).
    
    good luck!
12.1171POLAR::RICHARDSONWed Jan 04 1995 15:434
    My MIL is el primo example of a bitch. Must be experienced to be
    understood. My wife agrees with me.
    
    Glenn
12.1172WAHOO::LEVESQUELAGNAFWed Jan 04 1995 15:432
    	If this is the extent of the magnitude of the "flashburns" that
    Newt experiences in office, he's gonna be speaker for a long time.
12.1173SX4GTO::OLSONDoug Olson, SDSC West, Palo AltoWed Jan 04 1995 15:464
    at two burns a week, I'd say he learns to pull his fingers back a lot
    quicker, sooner than later, or he won't last the term,
    
    DougO
12.1174WECARE::GRIFFINJohn Griffin ZKO1-3/B31 381-1159Wed Jan 04 1995 15:503
    Connie Chung is a trash journalist.
    
    I refuse to watch her.
12.1176GMT1::TEEKEMATip toeing through the Tulips......Wed Jan 04 1995 15:525
	Dan Rather uses his facial expressions too much to try
and make his point.

	Off with there heads.............
12.1177SUBPAC::JJENSENJojo the Fishing WidowWed Jan 04 1995 15:562
	Dan Rather has facial expressions?  I'll have
	to give him another look-see.
12.1178GMT1::TEEKEMATip toeing through the Tulips......Wed Jan 04 1995 15:576
	What I saw of him last night was pathetic.........


	He was probably trying too hard. I wonder if they write
what facial expressions to use on the cue card system ??.
12.1179SUBPAC::JJENSENJojo the Fishing WidowWed Jan 04 1995 16:011
	Maybe Dan was just having intestinal discomfort.
12.1180WECARE::GRIFFINJohn Griffin ZKO1-3/B31 381-1159Wed Jan 04 1995 16:044
    Andy Rooney, I believe, proposed term limits for news anchors, which I
    think is a great idea.
    
    
12.1181I am not a moron.... stop already.SUBPAC::JJENSENJojo the Fishing WidowWed Jan 04 1995 16:0918
	This reminds me of my latest pet peeve/TTHT:

	Would Boston's channels 4 and 7 *please*stop*reminding*me*
	that they've swapped network affiliations?

	I *understand* that the local WBZ and WHDH news entities
	are still on the Same Channel.  I *understand* that the
	Network Programming has switched places.

	I am *fully*aware* that Nothing Has Changed at WCVB,
	Channel 5.  They're still Where They Always Were.  They
	are still my friends/most trusted advisors/spiritual
	guides.

	I may call one of their Helpful Toll-Free Numbers and
	just scream into the phone.

	
12.1182SX4GTO::OLSONDoug Olson, SDSC West, Palo AltoWed Jan 04 1995 16:121
    re .1175-
12.1183WMOIS::GIROUARD_CWed Jan 04 1995 16:193
    let's hope the backbone is supporting a brain case that ain't empty
    
    Chip
12.1184SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIZebras should be seen and not herdWed Jan 04 1995 16:267
    
    
    Let's hope they hang Newt as high as they did Jesse for his "HymieTown"
    remark....
    
     Yeah!! That't the ticket!! Hang im high enough so those flashburns get
    a chance to dry real good!!
12.1185CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanWed Jan 04 1995 16:4814

 re .1181



 call for me too!  I've had it with the whole thing myself..do they 
 really think their "news" people are so important to us that we're
 going to commit mass suicide if we can't find them on the blasted
 TV?



 Jim
12.1186HAAG::HAAGWed Jan 04 1995 17:0518
12.1187HAAG::HAAGWed Jan 04 1995 17:1010
Note 12.1162 by DECWIN::RALTO 
    
    >The public is so fed up with the media and their repulsive methods,
    >that this dirty little nugget will inevitably backfire and make them
    >look worse than it made Gingrich look.  We're onto them now, and they're
    >too arrogant to even notice.  The media has been going down in flames
    >alongside their beloved ideology.  Maybe they'll get it someday, but
    >I strongly doubt it.
    
    well spoken Chris. well spoken.
12.1188GRANPA::TDAVISWed Jan 04 1995 17:536
    .1181  We have the same thing happening here in Baltimore, all three
    networks are on different channels, I am sick of the 800 numbers, 
    30 minute network introduction shows, full page ads etc...
    
    
    
12.1189GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERtumbling downWed Jan 04 1995 17:569
    
    
    
    Yup, I was amazed that they were having 1/2 hour specials to tell us
    what was going on.  :')
    
    
    
    Mike
12.1190POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of EcstacyWed Jan 04 1995 17:596
    
    Ditto (or whatever-itto); on the Channel 4 5:30am news they spend large
    amounts of time reminding us that the next show is going to be CBS This
    Morning rather than Today and even more time going live to Paula and
    (Harry?) to welcome them to Channel 4.  I've seen those two every day
    this week, and all I really want at 5:30am is the news and the weather. 
12.1191SMURF::BINDERvitam gustareWed Jan 04 1995 18:014
    bear in mind, all you whiners, that your intelligence is several tens
    of points above that of the average couch potatoe.  those long
    repetitive spots are REALLY necessary for a goodly percentage of
    viewers.
12.1192CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanWed Jan 04 1995 18:0410

 .1191


 Now *that* troubles me....



 I'd love to hear some of the calls going to those 800 numbers.
12.1193MPGS::MARKEYAIBOHPHOBIA: Fear of PalindromesWed Jan 04 1995 18:065
    And how many people, who had a hell of a time programming their
    VCR to record Seinfeld weekly, are now totally buggered up cause
    they have to find the manual again?
    
    -b
12.1194CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanWed Jan 04 1995 18:1410

 Well, I did joke that I was worried about taping Seinfeld on the wrong 
 channel, but I'm quite aware of the change in affiliations and I'm 
 quite confident that I'll have the thing set up for Ch 7.  I think.




Jim
12.1195HAAG::HAAGWed Jan 04 1995 18:151
    -48 wind chill. its headin east tomorrow.
12.1196SUBPAC::JJENSENJojo the Fishing WidowWed Jan 04 1995 18:1815
	A 1/2 hour special on re-programming the VCR
	would be fine.  

	Binder must be onto something, though.  WRKO
	was reporting that WBZ got 2500 calls on Monday.

	The most sickening part is all the Heartfelt
	Emotions being shown by local station personalities.
	(We couldn't Be More Delighted to now be with CBS.
	We love CBS and everything they stand for.)

	Channel 5 takes the cake, though.  "Nothing is
	changing here.  We are the same.  We are eternal.
	We will never desert you.  Have we mentioned that
	nothing is changing here?  Nothing.  It's OK."
12.1197GAVEL::JANDROWbrain crampWed Jan 04 1995 18:208
    
    -b...
    
    invite me ovah and i am sure i can figure it out for ya!!
    
    (for a small fee, or course... :>:>)
    
    
12.1198MPGS::MARKEYAIBOHPHOBIA: Fear of PalindromesWed Jan 04 1995 18:3012
    >invite me ovah and i am sure i can figure it out for ya!!
    
    Well, consider yourself invited Raq, but I've got the VCR
    thing covered thanks... I was referring to all those other
    people who treat VCR programming like rocket science...
    
    As for the fee, well, I promise I'll be sending it soon.
    Can't seem to find a minute to breath these days, but
    it _is_ coming!!! (I love leaving everyone in suspense
    as to what I'm referring to!!! :-)
    
    -b
12.1199CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanWed Jan 04 1995 18:3324


>	The most sickening part is all the Heartfelt
>	Emotions being shown by local station personalities.
>	(We couldn't Be More Delighted to now be with CBS.
>	We love CBS and everything they stand for.)



  right...and they show the "news" people out in the community doing 
  this and that as if when they're not on the air they're out schmoozing
  with the locals..




>	Channel 5 takes the cake, though.  "Nothing is
>	changing here.  We are the same.  We are eternal.
>	We will never desert you.  Have we mentioned that
>	nothing is changing here?  Nothing.  It's OK."


  Trust us..
12.1200MPGS::MARKEYAIBOHPHOBIA: Fear of PalindromesWed Jan 04 1995 18:3313
    AHHHHRRRGGGG!
    
    Another Coke-related thing to hate (yesterday it was coughing Coke all
    over my office)...
    
    Today it's... picking up the can of coke and taking a swig only to
    realize it's a can of coke left there from some other day...
    
    GAG!!!
    
    I've gotta stop drinking this stuff. Where's that bottle of Scotch...
    
    -b
12.1201POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of EcstacyWed Jan 04 1995 18:342
    
    At my house 8^).
12.1202Oh DearMPGS::MARKEYAIBOHPHOBIA: Fear of PalindromesWed Jan 04 1995 18:351
    
12.12038^)POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of EcstacyWed Jan 04 1995 18:412
    
    Would you prefer the Johnny Walker Red or the Laphroaig?
12.1204SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIZebras should be seen and not herdWed Jan 04 1995 18:426
    
    RE: .1191
    
    My sentiments as to why politicians/incumbents spend so much moola on
    air time during elections.....
    
12.1205Oldie but goodieDECWIN::RALTOSuffering from p/n writer's blockWed Jan 04 1995 18:4621
    >>	Dan Rather has facial expressions?  I'll have
    >>  to give him another look-see.
    
    Heh-heh... this reminds me of a dream that I'd had once, which I'd
    described in agonizing detail about four 'boxes ago.  The short
    version is:  There was a major natural disaster in some urban area,
    probably The Big One on the west coast, and Dan Rather was out there
    covering the aftermath live for the cameras.
    
    Unfortunately, civilization had completely broken down in the disaster
    region, and there were packs of hungry wild dogs roaming the streets.
    When CBS cut to the remote scene to get Dan Rather's report, the camera
    showed the upper half of Dan Rather's body being dragged away by a
    pack of dogs.  Despite that, Dan was still clutching the microphone
    in his hand, wearing a fixed-grimace facial expression as he attempted
    to do his report in his usual style even as the dogs dragged him off.
    
    Strangely enough, the camera crew seemed content to let the scene
    unfold without intervention...
    
    Chris
12.1206MPGS::MARKEYAIBOHPHOBIA: Fear of PalindromesWed Jan 04 1995 18:483
    Well, the Lahhroaig thanks, but even some Glenfidich would be nice. :-)
    
    -b
12.1207and -b...no prob...i'll wait patiently.... :>:>GAVEL::JANDROWbrain crampWed Jan 04 1995 18:5914
    
    
    re:the vcr stuff...the man just bought himself a munga-huge tv...and
    friday nite, we spent a good part of the evening trying to figure out
    vcr+...did everything the manual said, and it wouldn't work...played
    with menu selections that had less to do with vcr+ than the cost of tea
    in china, and went back to vcr+ stuff, and the damn thing worked...
    
    it's rather amusing that he had to call me the next morning to figure
    something out on his new 'theater'... :> 
    
    brain cramp or not, i'm good... :>:>
    
    
12.1208BIGQ::SILVANobody wants a Charlie in the Box!Wed Jan 04 1995 19:0814
| <<< Note 12.1161 by WAHOO::LEVESQUE "LAGNAF" >>>

| ]You mean, like, Gary Hart on a private boat shouldn't have had to worry
| ]about those pictures with Donna Rice?

| Hmmm. A guy who is running for president who challenges the media to
| find dirt on him gets caught in another woman's bed, and that's the
| same thing as a guy giving his private opinion to his mother about a
| public figure who by most accounts earns the title. Ok, fine. Sure.
| Nooooo problem.



	MARGE SCHOGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
12.1209CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanWed Jan 04 1995 19:0910

 While its fun having a bunch of neat electronic toys, the manuals that
 come with them are getting bigger and bigger...I just bought a new 
 cordless phone/answering machine that has a manual with 40+ pages!  Its
 got some neat bells and whistles, though..



Jim
12.1210schottPOWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of EcstacyWed Jan 04 1995 19:101
    
12.1211BIGQ::SILVANobody wants a Charlie in the Box!Wed Jan 04 1995 19:1111
| <<< Note 12.1181 by SUBPAC::JJENSEN "Jojo the Fishing Widow" >>>



| I am *fully*aware* that Nothing Has Changed at WCVB, Channel 5. They're still 
| Where They Always Were.  

	WELLL..... actually, channel 5 used to be channel 7 about 25 years
ago..... 


12.1212BIGQ::SILVANobody wants a Charlie in the Box!Wed Jan 04 1995 19:1222
12.1213Maybe they shouldn't have done anything?BIGQ::SILVANobody wants a Charlie in the Box!Wed Jan 04 1995 19:1515
| <<< Note 12.1210 by POWDML::LAUER "Little Chamber of Ecstacy" >>>

| -< schott >-

	Thank you!!!! I knew I was spelling it wrong all day, but had hoped it
wouldn't take this long to get the correct spelling. 

	Now, if someone would address the issue of dear old marge not saying
anything racist to the media, but got into trouble once someone else repeated
what she said. Why is this different? 



Glen

12.1214see 30.535SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIZebras should be seen and not herdWed Jan 04 1995 19:231
    
12.1215MPGS::MARKEYAIBOHPHOBIA: Fear of PalindromesWed Jan 04 1995 19:2317
    Whoa. Here's a scary thought that just popped into my head...
    
    What if Bill Clinton has the NSA watch Soapbox (easy to do) to see how
    he's doing in a cross-section of political opinion... bet he doesn't
    like what he hears!
    
    Well, if you are watching Billy boy, here's an electronic rasberry for
    you:
    
             PPPPPPPpppppPPPPPpppppPPPPPpppppPPPPPpppppPPPPPpppppPPPP!
    
    Be sure to include it in your opinion summaries.
    
    -b (not paranoid, in fact, I kinda hope he is watching)
    
    P.S. I know _firsthand_ how easy it is for the NSA to do this sort
         of thing. That's all I'll say about that.
12.1216HAAG::HAAGRode hard. Put up wet.Wed Jan 04 1995 19:241
    FAK, glen.
12.1217POLAR::RICHARDSONWed Jan 04 1995 19:364
    Does all of this affiliate stuff mean my remote won't get the right
    channels anymore?

    Please help.
12.1218MPGS::MARKEYAIBOHPHOBIA: Fear of PalindromesWed Jan 04 1995 19:364
    Just rub a little linseed oil on it and it will be fine. Your remote
    that is...
    
    -b
12.1219CSC32::J_OPPELTWhatever happened to ADDATA?Wed Jan 04 1995 19:4811
    	re .1213
    
    	Glen, Schott didn't "get in trouble" simply becasue of what she
    	said.  She was also shown to have been racist in her hiring
    	practices.  Besides, the racist things she DID say were often
    	done so in her official capacity of Team Owner, and not just 
    	as an offhand and private remark to her mother.
    
    	Newt's statements were drawn out, reported, and propogated through
    	trash journalism.  You'd be smart to distance yourself from it and
    	not give the appearance that you support it.
12.1220MPGS::MARKEYI most definitely think I mightWed Jan 04 1995 20:267
    Look, I don't agree with Marge in anyway, but whatever happened to free
    speech in this country? So Newt, and Marge, and anyone else, being
    public figures, aren't entitled to their opinions... even _if_ vocal
    opinions. The press has it, uses it to the absolute limits. But
    damn you if you try...
    
    -b
12.1221You got Questions, I got Answers...LJSRV2::KALIKOWNotes, NEWS: Old; GroupWeb: NEW!Wed Jan 04 1995 23:519
    Note 12.1163
    >>    Why do my new stamps have a 'G' rating ?  bb
    
    ... because you are spozed to lick them and then affix them to a 'G' spot.
    
    Next question??
    
    |-{:-)
    
12.1222SX4GTO::OLSONDoug Olson, SDSC West, Palo AltoThu Jan 05 1995 00:269
    of course you have the freedom to say what you want, Bruce.  So does
    Newt.  Along with the right to voice an opinion comes the right of your
    listeners to form opinions of you based on what you say.  So asking
    Newt if he really called Hillary what was reported is merely a means of
    verifying what he said; does he want to clarify it, perhaps, or deny
    it, or what?  Of course the media will use the opportunity to dog him.
    But that does not constitute an infringement of his right to speak.
    
    DougO
12.1223MPGS::MARKEYI most definitely think I mightThu Jan 05 1995 00:3914
    Is that Bruce as in "Mind if I call you Bruce?" :-)
    
    Anyway, if'n you was talking to me... I agree with you. To the extent
    that the press has the right to do this. This doesn't bother me and it
    shouldn't have bothered Newt either. I don't consider the fact that it
    did bother him a negative reflection on Newt though... I just feel that
    Newt should know by now what he's dealing with and learn to let most of
    this nonsense bounce off him... he's going to need blood pressure
    medicine if he doesn't learn. Getting wound up over it won't do him any
    good and it will end up making a lot of other people all giddy with
    pleasure if they manage to get Newt all uck fupped... people Newt and
    his constituency would just as soon not make happy, TYVM.
    
    -b (Brian)
12.1224POLAR::RICHARDSONThu Jan 05 1995 01:085
    Well, even with all of this affiliate stuff going on, I was relieved to
    discover that my remote control still works. I didn't have to call one
    of those 1-800 or 1-967 numbers either.

    Glenn
12.1225HAAG::HAAGRode hard. Put up wet.Thu Jan 05 1995 01:412
    only noter here i really wished i had met is chelsea. don't know why.
    just wished i had.
12.1226LJSRV2::KALIKOWBuggyChipMakers=&gt;BuggyWhipMakersThu Jan 05 1995 01:447
    Donchoo worry Geneo -- we'll meet again on the Web, in some sort of Web
    descendant of Notes and USENET.  I just hope it's DIGITAL making the
    moolah from part of that...  and not those godforsaken MCI creeps. 
    Present company excepted uffcawss.
    
    |-{:-)
    
12.1227WMOIS::GIROUARD_CThu Jan 05 1995 09:237
    whiney repubs bashing the media for airing an embarrassing remark
    made by one of their super heroes...
    
    i gotta feelin' that if BC has said this oabout the salamander's
    mummy the mob would be yellin' for his head... just my MO, of course.
    
    Chip
12.1228CONSLT::MCBRIDEaspiring peasantThu Jan 05 1995 11:448
    Found out last night after I got home in a very round about way that my
    S-I-L had a heart attack ablbeit mild, on SUNDAY.  For cryin' out loud
    doesn't anyone in the family ever call to let people know what's going
    on?!?!?  Dad left a message on the machine, "We're leaving tomorrow for 
    Florida and wanted to let you know, BTW, you heard about Bridgette and 
    she sounds good.  She's putting up a good front but.....BEEEEEP" 
    
    Brian 
12.1229SMURF::BINDERgustam vitareThu Jan 05 1995 12:365
    ttht.
    
    insignificant in the light of other people's problems, but i hate the
    fact that the ctrl key is in different places on dec and mac keyboards. 
    i keep hitting compose-z on this darn lk201.
12.1230What was that old saying, TANSTAAFL?DECWIN::RALTOSuffering from p/n writer's blockThu Jan 05 1995 13:4437
    I'll have to paraphrase this because I don't have permission to
    post the mail in question (besides that, it contains assorted
    violations of noting policy):
    
    CompuServe (and UniSys) is making the GIF file format *proprietary*,
    and the deadline for licensing compliance is January 10.  As of that
    date, GIF images can only be used on CompuServe Information Services,
    and *nowhere else*, particularly the WWW and the rest of the Internet.
    This was reportedly announced on December 28.
    
    This could effectively shut down any WWW server that provides access
    to HTML pages containing any GIF images.  It will certainly give the
    WWW some major headaches, at least financially, if CompuServe is
    successful in their enforcement attempts.
    
    CompuServe will be demanding royalties on GIF usage, apparently even
    *retroactively* as far back as 6 months, as the rate of 15 cents per
    use per GIF image, or 1.5% of the gross sales of any product that uses
    GIF images.
    
    See http://www.digital.com/gnn/meta/imedia/news/gif.html for more
    info (I haven't done this yet mysel; just now received this mail).
    
    CompuServe is owned by H&R Block.
    
    
    Comment:
    
    Obviously trying to kill off the competition, but it's so sneaky
    and petty (after years of public domain GIF) that I suspect the
    P.R. damage will make Intel's recent fiasco look like a joyride.
    
    Additionally, if you have any GIF files yourself, you might want
    to consider converting to another format (perhaps JPEG), since this
    could of course affect Digital as well.
    
    Chris
12.1231SMURF::BINDERgustam vitareThu Jan 05 1995 13:527
    .1230
    
    a court challenge will overturn the attempt tp make gif proprietary. 
    if compu$erve had made any attempt in the past to restrict the
    distribution of gif files, they'd have a case.  but they haven't.  what
    they're doing would be like the wright brothers making it illegal to
    fly in any kind of airplane except the ones they themselves built.
12.1232They probably won't win, but it may be messyDECWIN::RALTOSuffering from p/n writer's blockThu Jan 05 1995 13:578
    Agreed... I wonder what effect it will have in the meantime, though,
    while the lawyers take a couple of years sorting out the mess?  Will
    it throw everyone into a tizzy getting rid of GIF's as a precautionary
    measure?  Will the WWW hang tight in the face of all this?  Usually
    in these matters, the corporate types tend to wimp out and insist
    on excessive CYA.
    
    Chris
12.1233GAVEL::JANDROWbrain crampThu Jan 05 1995 14:0210
    
    bri...sorry to hear about your s-i-l...and believe me, i understand. 
    to spite me (no other reason explained), my mother forgot to mention
    that she was pregnant last time around.  my brother called me one day
    and decided to let me in on it...days before kyle was born.  then,
    during a complete different incident, i found out by accident that my
    unlce...my mother's brother...died 6 months before...peole that knew
    about it just assumed i knew...
    
    
12.1234SMURF::BINDERgustam vitareThu Jan 05 1995 14:096
    .1232
    
    well, i just converted the gif on my home page to a jpeg.  it's half
    the size it was as a gif, so that's cool by me.
    
    the web will survive.  it'll get messy for a while, but it'll survive.
12.1235POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of EcstacyThu Jan 05 1995 14:112
    
    I'm being moved AGAIN.
12.1236Compressed TIF is LZ isn't it?PERFOM::LICEA_KANEwhen it's comin' from the leftThu Jan 05 1995 14:2723
|   well, i just converted the gif on my home page to a jpeg.  it's half
|   the size it was as a gif, so that's cool by me.
    
    Not many browsers currently inline jpeg.  Converting a 24 bit color
    image or an 8 bit greyscale image to jpeg results in high compression
    high quality images.  More often than not, converting a 50 color
    gif image to jpeg results in less than ideal quality and not much
    higher compression.  Many inlined gifs (the non-natural icon type
    images in particular) will be larger and lower quality as a jpeg.
    
    BUT....
    
    
    And Compuserve's action only applies to Compuserve, it has no effect on
    the internet.
    
    And Unisys claims ownership to LZW compression, not LZW decompression.
    
    I won't be surprised to see a GIF95, where the encumbered LZW
    compression is replaced with unencombered LZ compression (ala Gnu's
    gzip and gunzip).
    
    								-mr. bill
12.1237big problemAIMTEC::MORABITO_PHotlanta RocksThu Jan 05 1995 15:037
I attended a session given by Dick Sellers of MCS in which all CSC employees 
were invited to yesterday.  He mentioned a recent survey of the computer 
industry revealed that many people thought DEC and Digital were two different 
companies.  I don't know weather to laugh or cry about that one.

Paul
12.1238CSC32::M_EVANSproud counter-culture McGovernikThu Jan 05 1995 15:231
    To some of us they are, at least in culture, 
12.1239GAVEL::JANDROWbrain crampThu Jan 05 1995 16:2310
    
    
    heated up a can of snow's clam chowder last nite.  not bad...brought
    the rest of it in for today's lunch and added a bunch of
    pepper...totally forgetting that i add a bunch of pepper last nite....
    
    
    water...i need water...
    
    
12.1240WMOIS::GIROUARD_CThu Jan 05 1995 16:314
    if all i'd eaten was part of a can of clam chowda last night,
    and... today at lunch i would've past out from malnutrition!
    
                               :-)
12.1241SMURF::BINDERgustam vitareThu Jan 05 1995 16:3125
    .1236
    
    > Not many browsers currently inline jpeg.
    
    netscape does.  and browsers that don't inline jpeg are usually smart
    enough to start a helper app, such as xv, to look at it.
    
    > More often than not, converting a 50 color
    > gif image to jpeg results in less than ideal quality...
    
    my image is 256-color - it was made with an apple quicktake 100 camera
    and converted to gif on my mac with graphicconverter 2.0.2.  it was a
    simple matter to pull the gif back into gc and re-save it save as jpeg. 
    there was some loss of picture quality, apearing as slight image
    graininess around the dithered pixels used to get from 24-bit color to
    8-bit.
    
    > ...and not much higher compression.
    
    Caliph:binder> ls -l ravine/public_html/binder.{gif,jpg}
    -rw-r--r--  1 binder      64811 Dec 22 09:10 ravine/public_html/binder.gif
    -rw-r--r--  1 binder      31232 Jan  5 11:07 ravine/public_html/binder.jpg
    
    my home page is at http://www.zk3.dec.com/~binder/bio.html if you want
    to look at the picture.  (click on my name.)
12.1242POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of EcstacyThu Jan 05 1995 20:1723
    
    Morning:  "Could you index and tab this binder?"
    
    Yep.  Done.
    
    Late Morning:  "Could you put coloured paper in between each document?"
    
    Yep.  Done.
    
    Early Afternoon:  "Could you make a couple extra copies of the entire 
    		       binder?"
    
    Yep.
    
    Mid-Afternoon:    "Um, turns out I need seven all together, ok?"
    
    Seven?
    
    Now:	      "And oh, the meeting I need them for is at 10:00am 
    		       tomorrow."
    
    OH DEAR.
                
12.1243%^> %^>GAVEL::JANDROWbrain crampThu Jan 05 1995 20:336
    
    tthalways...
    
    the way deb spells color...
    
    
12.1244POLAR::RICHARDSONThu Jan 05 1995 20:521
    I honour the way she spells colour.
12.1245NETRIX::thomasThe Code WarriorThu Jan 05 1995 22:092
NETRIX's FDDI interface keeping losing it's mind and stops accepting
input packets.   Now to get OSG to figure out why...
12.1246Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Fri Jan 06 1995 01:009
    The four Fire Engines that drove past my window last night beeping
    and blaring and P***ing me off.
    
    The first one managed to just about wake me, the second two minutes 
    later completely woke me, the third made me go to the window and the
    forth and some obscene language shouted at it.
    
    I' tired. The train was also 1 hour late this morning, so I sat there
    thoroughly depressed in the station.
12.1247MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Fri Jan 06 1995 01:312
Moral to the story - Always bring along a good book.

12.1248re .1241 I always *knew* U were a dithering idiot...LJSRV2::KALIKOWBuggyChipMakers=&gt;BuggyWhipMakersFri Jan 06 1995 01:461
    
12.1249Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Fri Jan 06 1995 03:261
    El Delbaso, It wasn't the boredem it was the lack of sleep.
12.1250PEAKS::OAKEYThe difference? About 8000 milesFri Jan 06 1995 03:509
Re: <<< Note 12.1246 by SNOFS1::DAVISM "And monkeys might fly outa my butt!" >>>

>>    The first one managed to just about wake me, the second two minutes 
>>    later completely woke me, the third made me go to the window and the
>>    forth and some obscene language shouted at it.

If male you must be missing the "I like firetrucks" gene.

                               Roak
12.1251MAIL1::CRANEFri Jan 06 1995 10:183
    Being a volunteer fireman, I can`t sympathise [sic] with your being
    disturbed by sirens. Would you still be complaining if it were you they
    were trying to get to???
12.1252GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERtumbling downFri Jan 06 1995 10:256
    
    
    RE: -1  I was thinking the same thing. 
    
    
    Mike
12.1253LJSRV2::KALIKOWBuggyChipMakers=&gt;BuggyWhipMakersFri Jan 06 1995 10:4815
    Reminds me of the great story my elder kid told me when she moved from
    our quiet suburb into a dorm right on Harvard Square, a few doors down
    from where I lived during MY freshman year 26 years earlier.  She was
    gabbing with some newfound classmates on the first evening when an
    unholy roar&scream of many sirens went by, as Cambridge's Finest went
    to work.  She was gobsmacked by the hubbub and said to one of her
    compatriots (who was obviously raised in a more urban or at least
    insightful locale) and said "Oooh, what a GREAT and EXCITING sound!!"
    
    Her classmate looked witheringly at her and said 
    
    "Oooh, someone is BURNING or DYING!!"
    
    Made a big impression on her, it did... :-)
    
12.1254GAVEL::JANDROWbrain crampFri Jan 06 1995 10:4912
    
    
    being so tired this morning, i forgot to take my watch off before
    getting into the shower, and not realizing it was still on til i was
    almost finished...so far, no sign of damage...
    
    and i am exhausted...have been all week...what are the other symptoms
    of mono???
    
    Z
    
    
12.1255MAIL1::CRANEFri Jan 06 1995 10:579
    If you are (how can I say this nicely) over 30 you might have Epstein
    Bar Syndrome (it is a YUPPIE thing). It is the same as Mono but its for
    more mature (over thirty-thirty-five). I was lucky, I`m just getting
    over it, some are not so lucky. My only lasted 3-4 months. My sister
    ahs had it for nearly 2 years. Get a major series of blood tests and
    make sure thats what it is...it could also be Lyme Disease...but do not
    wait to get it checked.
    
    Good luck...
12.1256NETCAD::WOODFORDTwenty Seven days &amp; counting...Fri Jan 06 1995 10:599
    
    
    Raq????  Over 30?????  NEVER!!!  Even when she is, she'll still be
    twenty nine.  Isn't that right Raq?  :*)
    
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.1257(hell, i ain't even over 25...let alone 30...GAVEL::JANDROWbrain crampFri Jan 06 1995 11:017
    
    
    i've got a long way to go til i am almost as old as terrie...a lot
    longer than 27days... :>
    
    
    
12.1258BOXORN::HAYSI think we are toast. Remember the jam?Fri Jan 06 1995 11:022
Four firefighters missing and presumed dead in Seattle.
12.1259NETCAD::WOODFORDTwenty Seven days &amp; counting...Fri Jan 06 1995 11:054
    
    
    RAQ!!!!!!!!
    
12.1260GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERtumbling downFri Jan 06 1995 11:079
    
    
    RE: .1258  I heard that this morning, Phil.  I heard they are getting
    ready to send in a party to search for them.  Let's hope they found an
    isolated place to hideout and are still alive.  I know it's unlikely,
    but we can hope.
    
    
    Mike
12.1261MAIL1::CRANEFri Jan 06 1995 11:114
    Could someone bring me up to date with the firemen? This is the first
    I`m hearing about this.
    
    Thanks.
12.1262CONSLT::MCBRIDEaspiring peasantFri Jan 06 1995 11:137
    Earlt signs of mono and EBS are the overuse of punctuation marks as
    well as a preoccupation with one's age.  Hope this helps.  
    
    Brian
    
    P.S. Overly fatigued for no good reason is a good reason to get
    checked.  Could be a lot of things some benign and some not so benign. 
12.1263NETCAD::WOODFORDTwenty Seven days &amp; counting...Fri Jan 06 1995 11:1911
    
    
    It seems there were seven firemen in the house when the floor 
    collapsed.  Three got out with minor burns and were taken to the
    hospital.  The four that fell through to the basement were still
    there when I heard the report at about 7:15 this morning.  The house 
    was engulfed in flames and they couldn't get to them.
    
    
    Any more updates?
    
12.1264RDGE44::ALEUC8Fri Jan 06 1995 11:339
    .1256
    
    do wot i do and change your age to hex !!
    
    it'll work well till you're 42, then you become 2A which is hard to
    pronounce
    
    ric
    (aged 25)
12.1265POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of EcstacyFri Jan 06 1995 12:407
    
    Epstein-Barr, a/k/a Chronic Fatigue Syndrome, is caused by a virus.  It
    has nothing to do with your age or your social standing.
    
    Raqhoney, other signs of mono, other than exhaustion, are often
    headaches/loss of appetite/inability to keep food down.  A simple blood
    test can determine if you have either of these wonderful ailments.
12.126638099::SILVANobody wants a Charlie in the Box!Fri Jan 06 1995 13:0437
| <<< Note 12.1219 by CSC32::J_OPPELT "Whatever happened to ADDATA?" >>>


| Glen, Schott didn't "get in trouble" simply becasue of what she said. She was 
| also shown to have been racist in her hiring practices.  

	Joe, what she had said WAS what got her into trouble. There was no talk
about her hiring practices as being part of what she was in trouble for. She
said it, she got in trouble for it when it came out. In fact, part of her
punishment was she had to admit that she said it and apologize. It took her a
while to even agree with that. Because like Newt, she did not want to take
responsibility for her words.

| Besides, the racist things she DID say were often done so in her official 
| capacity of Team Owner, and not just as an offhand and private remark to her 
| mother.

	Oh.... so are you saying that if she had said those remarks to just her
mother, then it is ok, she doesn't need to be held accountable for them? So
Joe, I guess you have never confronted anyone for something they said about you
to someone else? Is this a true statement?

| Newt's statements were drawn out, reported, and propogated through trash 
| journalism.  

	They were brought out from Newt's mom. 

| You'd be smart to distance yourself from it and not give the appearance that 
| you support it.

	Because you said to? Be real. I believe that Eye of Newt should take
responsibility for his words, now that they are out in the open. Either deny
it, say it's true, but don't try to pass it off.



Glen
12.126757742::JANDROWbrain crampFri Jan 06 1995 13:1313
    >> Raqhoney, other signs of mono, other than exhaustion, are often
    >> headaches/loss of appetite/inability to keep food down.  A simple
    >> blood test can determine if you have either of these wonderful ailments
    
    well, 1 out of 3...and those are normal, no matter how much sleep i
    have.  and it is quite obvious that my ablility to keep food down works
    quite well...
    
    hmmmmmm...next...
    
    
    
    
12.1268MAIL1::CRANEFri Jan 06 1995 13:299
    Mz. Lauer,
    Any Imunologist will tell you, just like they told me, that age is a
    factor as well as stress and general overal health prior to getting
    EBS. My sister and I both have it and we were told the same thing: if
    we we 15-20 years younger it wouldn`t be EBS, it would be Mono...and
    Cronic Fatique Syndrome is NOT EBS. They are simular but very
    different. If you think you have EBS there is a blood test to confirm
    but CFS can not be found in the blood. If you ask a Dr. make sure you
    ask a specialist and not an Internist. 
12.1269MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Fri Jan 06 1995 13:392
I understand Mono presents a pretty serious liver risk. Does EBS do likewise?

12.1270GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERtumbling downFri Jan 06 1995 13:5015
    
    
    Grandmother (on mother's side) in a convalescant center in a straight
    jacket (at 82 years old).  Has liver cancer and the liver isn't functioning
    at all.  The toxins are beginning to affect her brain and she's getting
    violent as well as delusionary.  Hopefully it won't be long until she 
    slips away.  Mom is kind of freaking out a little.  She thought that
    her Mother would just slip into a coma and pass on and not have to go
    through this crap.
    
    
    Mike
    
    
    
12.1271MAIL1::CRANEFri Jan 06 1995 14:022
    .1269
    Yes it does.
12.1272SUBPAC::SADINcaught in the 'netFri Jan 06 1995 14:107
    
    
    re .1270
    
    	My prayers are with you and your family...
    
    
12.1273POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of EcstacyFri Jan 06 1995 15:136
    
    Chronic Fatigue SYNDROME is one of the names by which infection with
    the Epstein-Barr VIRUS is known.  A SYNDROME is not a disease but a
    group of symptoms, so to speak.
    
    You can acquire Epstein-Barr at any age.  It's a virus.
12.1274MAIL1::CRANEFri Jan 06 1995 15:3317
    You can not have your cake and eat it too! You say," A SYNDROME is not
    a disease but a group of symptoms, so to speak" and in your last two
    sentences, "You can acquire Epstein-Barr at any age. Its a virus". You
    described it yourself as a virus and a syndrome but it can not be both.
    If your Dr. is using Chronic Fatique Syndrome in the same sentence then
    I would find a new Dr.
    
    You can not acquire Epstein-Barr at any age. There come a pysical cut
    off in age where it goes from Mono to EB, thats why they call it mono
    in your youth and EB as an adult. There are three things that they look
    for when they test your blood (I only know two: 1) A bell curve to
    indicate that you have it 2) A flat line to indicate if you ever had
    it. I cam back positive on both (and I must say the Dr. was a little
    confused) because I had at some other point in my life. (I do not know
    the third item that they look for.) He said that because I also had a
    flat line that I either had mono and/or EB. The test for mono is the
    same as the test for EB.   
12.1275GAVEL::JANDROWbrain crampFri Jan 06 1995 15:365
    
    if e-b and mono are the same disease, with different age happenings,
    then i don't see why you can't call one the other...
    
    
12.1276MAIL1::CRANEFri Jan 06 1995 15:412
    My Dr. will slip and say mono instead of EB and I think to him it is
    the same. I don`t know where the name Epstein Barr comes from.
12.1278DTRACY::CHELSEAMostly harmless.Fri Jan 06 1995 16:1810
    Re: .1274
    
    >You described it yourself as a virus and a syndrome but it can not be 
    >both.
    
    Actually, it can.  Doctors notice the symptoms, don't know the cause,
    and call it the Chronic Fatigue Syndrome (as in, "this is showing up
    often enough to be tracked, so let's give it a name even if we don't
    know what's causing it").  Then they find the virus.  So syndrome and
    virus refer to the same thing, but in different stages of discovery.
12.1279USAT05::BENSONdreaming of dierdreFri Jan 06 1995 16:225
    
    i'm quite convinced that modern medicine (such as it is) labels
    any cause they can't identify as "a virus".
    
    jeff
12.1280BIGQ::SILVANobody wants a Charlie in the Box!Fri Jan 06 1995 16:2564
| <<< Note 12.1277 by CSC32::J_OPPELT "Whatever happened to ADDATA?" >>>



| >	Oh.... so are you saying that if she had said those remarks to just her
| >mother, then it is ok, she doesn't need to be held accountable for them? So
| >Joe, I guess you have never confronted anyone for something they said about you
| >to someone else? Is this a true statement?

| Actually, Glen, depending on the circumstances, it *is* a true statement.  

	Oh... I keep forgetting you subscribe to the pick and choose method.
Sorry about that.

| In-private remarks are just that. In-private. Schott made her remarks to 
| coaches, players, scouts, etc.

	Guess ya weren't listening around that time, huh? The ones she was
called on were said in private, although she has on many occassion gotten away
with saying things not so privately. But in any case, when is it ok to say
them? You seem to think in private. Yet if someone makes a claim in private to
their mother that they have thought about killing the prez, they would be
arrested immediately if it got out, regardless of wether they were just kidding
around or not. 

| Yes, I *do* let most "in private" things slide.  

	The key word is MOST Joe. What happens to those times "most" doesn't
come into play? Thank you very much for helping me prove this Joe.

| I've heard from others, for instance, offline things you've said about me. 

	Yeah, the same things I say in here Joe. It happens when we're talking 
about what goes on in here. They are things I would stand by. Hell, they are
things I've said!

| I've never made a stink about it, and never intend to because as far as I'm 
| concerned you and your opinion don't matter to me and can't affect me. I have 
| enough self esteem to not have to confront you about your offline remarks.

	I know, because you address them online Joe. The remarks are the same.

| >| You'd be smart to distance yourself from it and not give the appearance that
| >| you support it.
| >
| >	Because you said to?

| No.  Actually, I added that line so that you would stay in character and 
| continue to cling to the trash journalism just because I said you shouldn't.  

	Ahhh... reverse psycology. How nice. Funny thing is I stand by my
beliefs. So any psycology would not work, as my beliefs don't change due to
crap from you or anyone else. The only thing that would change it is the facts.

| I'd rather see you hang yourself with this garbage than have to work myself to
| expose your foolishness.  

	Ahhhh... why thank you Joe. You are such a kind and loving Christian. I
still love and pray for ya though.

| Reverse psychology is easier on the simple-minded.

	Ahhhh... maybe that's why it hasn't worked Joe. I'm not simple minded.
Or maybe I'm just the exception to the rule... :-)
12.1281BIGQ::SILVANobody wants a Charlie in the Box!Fri Jan 06 1995 16:268
| <<< Note 12.1279 by USAT05::BENSON "dreaming of dierdre" >>>


| i'm quite convinced that modern medicine (such as it is) labels any cause they
| can't identify as "a virus".


	Better than labeling it directly from Satan......
12.1282MAIL1::CRANEFri Jan 06 1995 16:322
    All you need is a blood test for EB but there is an ailment out there
    known as Cronic Fatique Syndrome. They are TWO different things.
12.1283USAT05::BENSONdreaming of dierdreFri Jan 06 1995 16:364
    
    i'd say they're about the same quality of naming techniques, glen.
    
    jeff
12.1284DTRACY::CHELSEAMostly harmless.Fri Jan 06 1995 16:397
    Re: .1282
    
    >All you need is a blood test for EB but there is an ailment out there
    >known as Cronic Fatique Syndrome. They are TWO different things.
    
    No doubt.  But before the virus was found, they weren't two different
    things.  Using the old name is no cause for excitement.
12.1286MAIL1::CRANEFri Jan 06 1995 16:532
    I wouldn`t take to kindly to my Dr if he/she misdignoised any thing
    that could be wrong with me.
12.1287POLAR::RICHARDSONFri Jan 06 1995 16:581
    misdignoised sounds painful somehow.
12.1288BIGQ::SILVANobody wants a Charlie in the Box!Fri Jan 06 1995 17:4515
| <<< Note 12.1285 by CSC32::J_OPPELT "Whatever happened to ADDATA?" >>>


| Prove it.

	I will answer with one of your own type of answers. Go back and read
the articles written. Look under Sports Illistrated. I know I did.

| >	Ahhhh... why thank you Joe. You are such a kind and loving Christian. I
| >still love and pray for ya though.

| You retreat to this canned answer when you are out of ammo.

	No, I retreat to this type of answer when you are demeaning. It is an
answer that shows your hypocripsy.
12.1290GMT1::TEEKEMAStarting the count down, 6......Fri Jan 06 1995 17:482
	That may have been Glen spitting mad.......%^(
12.1291GMT1::TEEKEMAA mere mortal........Fri Jan 06 1995 19:032
	Laughing with a mouth full of soda going up your nose %^(
12.1292POLAR::RICHARDSONFri Jan 06 1995 19:061
    That's funny, this didn't happen to me. Are you sure it was my nose?
12.1293GMT1::TEEKEMAA mere mortal........Fri Jan 06 1995 19:086
	 <------	Stop it, I'll end up spitting my
soda all over my system.


	Come to think of it, that might improve it.....%^)
12.1294MPGS::MARKEYI most definitely think I mightFri Jan 06 1995 23:088
    RE: .1293
    
    I'm still cleaning up following my own unintentional frothing that
    I rendered my office with the other day. I went to pick up some papers
    today only to find they had been glued to the desk with Coke. (This
    was due to a very poorly timed cough reflex.)
    
    -b
12.1295POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of EcstacySat Jan 07 1995 00:2941
    
    Epstein-Barr is the virus that causes mononucleosis.  It is a herpesvirus
    (like that which causes cold sores, chicken pox, shingles, bla bla bla), 
    and it remains in the body for life following the initial infection.
    It is easily transmitted by saliva (hence the nickname 'the kissing 
    disease').
    
    >You can not acquire Epstein-Barr at any age. There come a pysical cut
    >off in age where it goes from Mono to EB, thats why they call it mono
    >in your youth and EB as an adult
                                
    90%+ of the population is exposed to Epstein-Barr by adulthood; 50% by 
    age 5.  There is no age cutoff.
                
    >The test for mono is the same as the test for EB.   
                   
    The usual test for mononucleosis is called the Monospot Test.  It 
    detects heterophil antibodies produced by INFECTED B lymphocytes. 
    It does not react to the Epstein-Barr virus, to antibodies of various 
    components of the virus, nor to B lymphocytes which contain LATENT 
    Epstein-Barr.  In other words, you have to have active mononucleosis
    for the Monospot to "work".
    
    The usual test for Epstein-Barr Syndrome is a three part test, as you 
    mentioned:  CVA-Immunogen A, E, and (oh dear, I forget the third
    immunogen).  It is a different test than the one for mononucleosis.
    
    You can acquire Epstein-Barr at any age.  It's a virus.
    
    Notice I'm talking about two slightly different things here. 
    Epstein-Barr is the name of a virus.  There is also a syndrome, which
    is a collection of symptoms, that is known as Chronic Epstein-Barr
    Syndrome.  It is caused by the Epstein-Barr virus.
    
    It used to be thought that Chronic Fatigue Syndrome was caused by
    infection with the Epstein-Barr virus, because patients with CFS
    symptoms often tested positive for the EBV.  They are not the same
    thing, though, although many people still use the term CFS to describe
    someone infected with EBV. 
    
    I'm done.
12.1296MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Sat Jan 07 1995 00:4111
> I'm done.

And a fine job you done at it.

(Seriously, thanks for the info. #2 daughter had mono a bit over
 2 years ago and I wasn't aware of the viral tenacity nor the
 relation to herpes-like viruses. My concern relative to the
 liver risk was due to the fact that she also has a chronic medical
 condition requiring regular meds which also pose a liver risk.
 Double your pleasure, double your fun, as it were.)

12.1297MPGS::MARKEYI most definitely think I mightSat Jan 07 1995 00:436
    Excellent explanation Mz. Debra. And Jack, sorry to hear about your
    daughter's health problems... such things can be a bear.
    
    -b
    (who has liver damage due to the chemical toluine (sp?) which I used
    to work with in a plastics plant)
12.1298MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Sat Jan 07 1995 00:453
TTHT:
 
 Gotta clean the fridge yet tonight. Blech!
12.1299MPGS::MARKEYI most definitely think I mightSat Jan 07 1995 00:464
    Fridge Cleaning Rule 1: Get rid of anything that either talks back
    to you or has not yet been indentified in the plant taxonomy.
    
    -b
12.1300MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Sat Jan 07 1995 00:472
You have a similar fridge, eh, Brian?

12.1301MPGS::MARKEYI most definitely think I mightSat Jan 07 1995 00:483
    Mine has a biohazard plaque on the front of it!
    
    -b
12.1302MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Sat Jan 07 1995 00:526
I'm always suspicious of folks who have fridges which, when
you open the door, have a light which illuminates every possible
square inch of shelf space - no obstructions anywhere.

I feel they probably emerged from some sort of pod only recently. . . 

12.1303MPGS::MARKEYI most definitely think I mightSat Jan 07 1995 00:555
    The light hasn't worked in my fridge for 5 years (seriously). Something
    must have eaten the bulb. There's stuff in there that would interest a
    paleontologist!
    
    -b
12.1304POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of EcstacySat Jan 07 1995 01:014
    
    Get a new light, Bri, and get cleaning, Jack; youall might just find a 
    renegade case of beer 8^)!
    
12.1305MPGS::MARKEYI most definitely think I mightSat Jan 07 1995 01:054
    No renegade cases of beer in my fridge unless you know of
    any beer elves. Beer is not something I lose track of.
    
    -b
12.1306POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of EcstacySat Jan 07 1995 01:055
    
    I was unaware that toluene causes liver damage!  It's a formerly common
    ingredient in nail polish, along with formaldehyde resin - both of
    these are being phased out by more reputable companies, because many
    people (me included) are allergic to one or the other.
12.1307POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of EcstacySat Jan 07 1995 01:063
    
    Er, I didn't mean that nail polish companies were getting rid of
    toluene and formaldehyde resin specifically for *me* 8^).
12.1308MPGS::MARKEYI most definitely think I mightSat Jan 07 1995 01:075
    When you're cleaning several tanks you can stand up in with buckets
    of the stuff (straight), 2 times a day, 5 days a week, it can
    do all sorts of damage.
    
    -b
12.1309MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Sat Jan 07 1995 01:086
Yes. Oddly (or perhaps not so), the beer storage area of
my fridge is the only one which is impeccably maintained.

(Although I did just run across a pint of Shipyard Export Ale
 down by the Blue Nun. . . )

12.1310reekedMOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Sat Jan 07 1995 01:2020
re: Toluene exposure

The first house I owned, back in Upstate NY, had once been
occupied (2 owners removed) by a guy who ran a cleaning fluid
(CCl4) reclamation business. He would have been doing this
up until the mid sixties or so - before the environmental
and hazardous chemical consciousness raising. As part of his
"business", he regularly dumped the sludge filtered out of
the fluid all over the property. This left a gray powdery
substance in clear evidence all over the 5+ acres. It wasn't
until I had cause to be digging a trench in the middle of summer
one time that I happened to notice that this grey sludge was
more than "skin deep" , and, that once you got down into it,
on a steamy day, it still reaked of Carbon-tet.

And then I realized that this was the same yard my kids were
playing in on a daily basis. Love canal revisited.

Nasty stuff no matter how you look at it, and Toluene is far worse.

12.1311When in doubt, Save Changes!AIMTEC::MORABITO_PHotlanta RocksSat Jan 07 1995 22:2011
For the last three hours I have been working on a CDP (Crap) Powerpoint 
presentation that I need to get a promotion.  I got about twenty two slide 
into the damn thing and decided to get fancy and add some clipart. I didn't 
like how it was going so I decided to get back to the original presentation.
When it asked me if I wanted to save, I said "NO" thinking it meant the 
clipart.  All twenty two slides went down the toilet.  I didn't save my
work at anytime during the creation.  I am so STUPID!  My advice to me is
to start drinking Bourbon.  

Paul
12.1312JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeSun Jan 08 1995 01:083
    -1
    
    Been there done it.. I *feel* your pain. ohhhhhhhh
12.1313So Far 1995 really &%*#'sAIMTEC::MORABITO_PHotlanta RocksSun Jan 08 1995 06:247
The mother of all bummers.  Went to a local waterhole, good tunes, good 
people, got up to head to the head, came back my favorite leather jacket
is gone.  Thank somebody my keys were in my jeans pocket.  I can replace 
the jacket, but my faith in humankind is waning.

Paul
12.1314Advice for Paul re .1311LJSRV2::KALIKOWPentium: Intel's Blew-Chip SpecialSun Jan 08 1995 07:3415
    I've been burned so many times thru the years (wow, THAT's a way to
    sound like a grizzled oldtimer!) that I have a strict rule:  NEVER so
    much as answer a ringing phone without FIRST hitting the SAVE button. 
    And NEVER NEVER switch modes, do anything even a bit out of the
    ordinary with an app I don't know intimately, without doing the same.  
    
    OBTW -- earlier today, I did my duty as an employee of a major
    Microsoft vassal, and forwarded your .1311 to the Microsoft Police,
    Atlanta Region.  For impugning the human factors of one of their
    flagship apps in a public forum, they penileized you by ripping off yer
    leather jacket.  But not to worry!  Going purely on the basis of their
    track record, I am happy to say that all's you gotta do is say 10
    "Heavenly Gates" catechisms and they will return to you, at normal body
    temperature, everything you lost while you were in the loo.
    
12.1315Stay tuned for today's TTHTAIMTEC::MORABITO_PHotlanta RocksSun Jan 08 1995 19:2020
-.1

What a classic, you are helping me deal with the pain that Nance cited a 
few notes ago.  When something bad happens it is always important to make 
jokes about it.  But when two bad things happen I don't know what the hell 
to do.  I can replace my jacket, but today my creative biorythms (sic?) 
aren't firing (clouded with George Dickel), and for the life of me I can't
get going on my presentation.  

My girlfriend is a CAD pilot and AutoCAD has an auto save feature.  Don't
know if PP has a similar feature, but it sure would have helped here.  Next
time you talk to BG in Redmond, please tell him a lot of morons are using 
his software and he needs to dummy proof it.

Do I need to face the Northwest when I say my Heavenly-Gates?


Paul

12.1316LJSRV2::KALIKOWPentium: Intel's Blew-Chip SpecialSun Jan 08 1995 19:441
                      Glad I could be of soivice... |-{:-)
12.1317Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Sun Jan 08 1995 22:355
    Re .1250 - You new, I'm sure your not...
    
       .1251 - Lighten up will ya......Sheesh
    
       .1295 - Cooooooo
12.1318POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Warm Moist RogeringMon Jan 09 1995 02:544
    
    Martin luv, how's the commission adding up?  Let me know when you're
    ready to mail the airline ticket and I'll give you my address.
    
12.1319talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Mon Jan 09 1995 03:463
    Hee Hee !!
    
    unfortunately - seen it, pinched it, spent it !
12.1320MAIL1::CRANEMon Jan 09 1995 09:533
    The only thing that I will disagree with is the passing of the disease
    through silva. It was "beleived" to be transmitted through kissing but
    that no longer holds true.
12.1321POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Warm Moist RogeringMon Jan 09 1995 11:033
    
    silva?  Would that be Glen Silva?
    
12.1322PNTAGN::WARRENFELTZRMon Jan 09 1995 11:066
    the snowball starts pickin' up speed on the downhill, so now that I'm
    starting on the second side of life, guess the race to the finish will
    be over sooner than I expected...it's true what they say, you might not
    THINK you're getting older, but the age explains the aches, pains,
    increased maladies...I gnu I shouldda well, can't say that in this
    forum.
12.1323GAVEL::JANDROWbrain crampMon Jan 09 1995 11:094
    
    forecast of rain and lots of it this week in giudi-land... :<
    
    
12.1324POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Warm Moist RogeringMon Jan 09 1995 11:112
    
    Packing my cube for yet another move 8^p.
12.1325GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERtumbling downMon Jan 09 1995 11:113
    
    
    Happy birthday Ronald, you old faht.......
12.1326MAIL1::CRANEMon Jan 09 1995 11:201
    leaving my glasses home...
12.1327PNTAGN::WARRENFELTZRMon Jan 09 1995 11:263
    Only good thing about aging is the greying in the temples...
    
    Thanks, Mikey!
12.1328CONSLT::MCBRIDEaspiring peasantMon Jan 09 1995 12:186
    RE: .1310
    
    Jack, what ever happened to the property?  Did you own it?  Were you able 
    to sell it?  
    
    Brian
12.1329MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Mon Jan 09 1995 13:147
re: Brian
   Yes - I both owned and and sold it. Sold it through DEC's relo program
   as a matter of fact.

Ron,
   Yer still a whippersnapper! Whatchu got to complain about? :^)

12.1330SMURF::BINDERgustam vitareMon Jan 09 1995 14:553
    so tell us, wafflefartz, just how far over the crest of your life's
    mountain are you?  i suspect that you are, as delblasto sez, still a
    whippersnapper.
12.1331:-)0PNTAGN::WARRENFELTZRMon Jan 09 1995 15:252
    Ol enuf, blinderasabubbaasscus, that I wish I knew at 18 what I know
    now...and in that same physique!
12.1332PNTAGN::WARRENFELTZRMon Jan 09 1995 15:302
    the sword is falling at COP...so far score one for an ex-mgr (okay) but
    one for individuaal contributor (pc sftwr support)...one that should't!
12.1333POLAR::RICHARDSONMon Jan 09 1995 15:581
    Feeling like 10 lbs of crap in a thimble.  8-p
12.1334go buy a new dress, you'll feel better!USAT05::BENSONMon Jan 09 1995 15:591
    
12.1335POLAR::RICHARDSONMon Jan 09 1995 16:211
    Is this your experience?
12.1336USAT05::BENSONMon Jan 09 1995 16:284
    
    no.  but i've heard it numerous times on tv.
    
    jeff
12.1337POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Warm Moist RogeringMon Jan 09 1995 17:063
    
    If I see "network partner aborted logical link" one more time, I'm
    going to effing SCREAM.
12.1338NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Mon Jan 09 1995 17:093
network partner aborted logical link

Go ahead.  Scream.
12.1339POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Warm Moist RogeringMon Jan 09 1995 17:2216
    
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
                                           A
                                            A
                                             A
                                              A
                                               A
                                                A
                                                 A
                                                  A
                                                   A
                                                    a
                                                     a
                                                      a
                                                       a
                                                        aaaaaaaaaaaa...
12.1341PNTAGN::WARRENFELTZRMon Jan 09 1995 17:331
    current total...2 of them, one of us
12.1342POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Warm Moist RogeringMon Jan 09 1995 18:168
    
    I keep wrapping my hair too tightly and it's giving me a headache.
    
    But when I wrap it more loosely it falls down and gets in my face.
    
    I suppose if that's all that there is for me to hate today, I'm in
    relatively good shape.
    
12.1343GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERtumbling downMon Jan 09 1995 18:173
    
    
    Go for a Powter (sp) haircut, Deb. :')
12.1344POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of WarmMoistRogeringMon Jan 09 1995 18:222
    
    Don't laugh, it's crossed my mind a time or two 8^).
12.1345I guess she stopped the insanity...NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Mon Jan 09 1995 18:251
But don't use her financial advisors.  She's filed for bankruptcy.
12.1346CSOA1::LEECHannuit coeptis novus ordo seclorumMon Jan 09 1995 18:303
    re: .1337
    
    You too, huh?
12.1347USAT05::BENSONMon Jan 09 1995 18:378
    
    a company she was involved with has filed for bankruptcy.  her own
    company is quite healthy.  she on the other hand is a witch.  i saw her
    on the larry king show the other night and she was so obnoxious
    everyone wanted to smack her, i could tell.  she mostly just came on
    and took over.
    
    jeff
12.1348POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of WarmMoistRogeringMon Jan 09 1995 19:005
    
    I took it down.  The headache was getting to be too much.  I'd rather
    breathe the stuff in.
    
    I'm just not having a good day, all in all 8^/.
12.1349WECARE::GRIFFINJohn Griffin ZKO1-3/B31 381-1159Mon Jan 09 1995 19:334
    This particular complaint would make for an interesting, if strange,
    television commercial.
    
    Brand X -- the painkiller to take when your hair's too tight.
12.13508^)POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of WarmMoistRogeringMon Jan 09 1995 20:131
    
12.1351BIGQ::SILVANobody wants a Charlie in the Box!Mon Jan 09 1995 20:208
| <<< Note 12.1342 by POWDML::LAUER "Little Chamber of Warm Moist Rogering" >>>


| I'm in relatively good shape.


	YES!!!!!! you DEFINITELY ARE! :-)

12.1352POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of WarmMoistRogeringMon Jan 09 1995 20:498
    
    Glen, you're not supposed to notice that sort of thing, are you 8^o?
                                                                       
    
    
    
    
    (psst - thanks anyway 8^)!)
12.1353MPGS::MARKEYI most definitely think I mightMon Jan 09 1995 20:504
    Glen is clearly a man of taste, even if he doesn't drink the water! :-)
    :-) :-)
    
    -b
12.1354BIGQ::SILVANobody wants a Charlie in the Box!Mon Jan 09 1995 21:0011


	Good thing I wasn't drinking anything -b.... my terminal would have
been wearing it! :-)

	Deb, -b speaks the truth...... :-)  ANYONE, regardless of their
orientation can see your beauty. Both the physical and inner!


Glen
12.13558,^)POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of WarmMoistRogeringMon Jan 09 1995 21:171
    
12.1356DTRACY::CHELSEAMostly harmless.Mon Jan 09 1995 21:238
    Re: .1342
    
    >I keep wrapping my hair too tightly and it's giving me a headache.
    
    I'm told that pulling your hair back puts extra weight on the hair
    closest to you forehead, which responds by pulling out or breaking.  I
    tend to use headbands or ribbons to keep it out of my face, when I'm
    bothering with appearances.
12.1357POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of WarmMoistRogeringMon Jan 09 1995 21:273
    
    I did finally switch to a ribbon.  It's bad enough that I've got four
    grey hairs; I don't want to go bald too 8^).
12.1359POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of WarmMoistRogeringMon Jan 09 1995 21:282
    
    Does it work that way for you, Joe?
12.1361Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Mon Jan 09 1995 22:125
    talking about hair..... I shaved my sideburns off the night before
    last and I feel really bald without them. (uncovered skin I haven't 
    seen in years!) 
    
    My ears feel cold all the time. :^)  
12.1362Aaaarrrrgggghhhhh!MPGS::MARKEYI most definitely think I mightTue Jan 10 1995 02:043
    The words "Segmentation fault (core dumped)"
    
    -b
12.1363POLAR::RICHARDSONTue Jan 10 1995 02:061
    Too many laxatives.
12.1364oh dearPOWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of WarmMoistRogeringTue Jan 10 1995 02:301
    
12.1365POLAR::RICHARDSONTue Jan 10 1995 02:341
    I was refering to markey's core dump.  8^)
12.1366MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Tue Jan 10 1995 02:404
Four Grey hairs? Four?

Not competing with Ron, are you? :^)

12.1367POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of WarmMoistRogeringTue Jan 10 1995 02:472
    
    I'm getting old, Jack...
12.1368POLAR::RICHARDSONTue Jan 10 1995 02:492
    Well, my hairs ain't turning gray, they are leaving. Must be something
    I said.
12.1369In the sense of fruit . . . MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Tue Jan 10 1995 03:014
>    I'm getting old, Jack...

Odd - I would have used the term "ripening" . . . 

12.1370POLAR::RICHARDSONTue Jan 10 1995 03:061
    Yes, well, try that with a pineapple down your windpipe!
12.1371MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Tue Jan 10 1995 03:102
Suddenly, I'm all choked up.

12.1372PNTAGN::WARRENFELTZRTue Jan 10 1995 09:401
    unable to reach MOLAR::DELBALSO by VM
12.1373LJSRV2::KALIKOWPentium: Intel's Blew-Chip SpecialTue Jan 10 1995 09:491
        Sheesh Ron, why not just use NMail & leave the queueing to it?
12.1374PNTAGN::WARRENFELTZRTue Jan 10 1995 09:552
    for the cyberspunk illeterate...
    dr dan, what is NMail?
12.1375HBFDT1::SCHARNBERGSenior KodierwurstTue Jan 10 1995 09:585
    send mail to
    	NM%NODE::USER
    and NMail takes over, which will not try to establish a point-to-point
    connection but rather spool your mail if the target-node is
    unreachable.
12.1376PNTAGN::WARRENFELTZRTue Jan 10 1995 10:011
    thanks, Heiko!
12.1377At OpenVMS prompt, type HELP NMAILLJSRV2::KALIKOWPentium: Intel's Blew-Chip SpecialTue Jan 10 1995 10:333
    ... and you'll find out about yet another great hack that was kept
    from our customers in favor of other EMail products...
    
12.1378STOWOA::JOLLIMORELife's A Long SongTue Jan 10 1995 11:188
	you can also choose NMail as your default message transport
	
MAIL> set transport nm%

	use a % sign when you want to skip NMail ...
	
MAIL> send
To:	%URNODE::USERNAME
12.1379WAHOO::LEVESQUEget on with it, babyTue Jan 10 1995 11:233
    TTHT: continuing system woes; the server frequently stops responding,
    this time because the disk is full. Sorry, but this is simply an
    unacceptable way to indicate the disk is full.
12.1380NETCAD::WOODFORDI think I'll stop Counting Now.....Tue Jan 10 1995 11:2712
    
    TTHT:  Knowing that I've been awake since 4:00AM *yesterday*
    morning, and that in about two hours I'm gonna start to crash
    and burn.  :*(  Ever been so tired you wanted to cry, but still
    unable to fall asleep??!!??  Then you know how I feel right now.
    
    
    
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.1381BIGQ::SILVANobody wants a Charlie in the Box!Tue Jan 10 1995 12:266


	Terrie, what you need is a nice full body massage, with HOT oil. By the
time it's done, you'll either be fast asleep, or when the activities have ended
you'll want nothing more than to sleep..... or maybe a cigerrette... :-)
12.1382SMURF::MSCANLONoh-oh. It go. It gone. Bye-bye.Tue Jan 10 1995 13:161
    "Biopsy" is not a nice word.
12.1383MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Tue Jan 10 1995 13:365
Called my folks last night and found out my seventy-nine year old
father is going in for hernia surgery this week. He's apparently
had it (the hernia) for quite some time but it has just recently
begun to bother him. Don't know what risks that presents for a
guy with a pacemeaker who's had a couple of TIA's.
12.1384GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERSpace for rentTue Jan 10 1995 14:017
    
    
    Sorry to hear that, Jack.  I hope everything goes well.  Will be
    thinking about you and your dad.  Hang tough.
    
    
    Mike
12.1385MPGS::MARKEYI most definitely think I mightTue Jan 10 1995 14:517
    Jack,
    
    The operation is of average risk for a person his age, and
    he will probably be much more comfortable after. Best
    wishes!!
    
    -b
12.1386CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanTue Jan 10 1995 14:524


 Hope your Dad does well, Jack...
12.1387MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Tue Jan 10 1995 15:122
Thanks for the well wishes, folks.

12.1388POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of WarmMoistRogeringTue Jan 10 1995 15:312
    
    Looks like raq picked a bad time to go to CA.
12.1389CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanTue Jan 10 1995 15:324


 yeah, but my mom will appreciate the "hello" ;-)
12.1390MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Tue Jan 10 1995 16:214
>    Looks like raq picked a bad time to go to CA.

[visions of Lloyd Bridges in the control tower in "Airplane" . . . ]

12.1391CSOA1::LEECHannuit coeptis novus ordo seclorumTue Jan 10 1995 17:0910
    "Network partner exited"
    "Path to network partner node lost"
    "Network logical link aborted"
    
    
    I think I've covered the spectrum (more than once, mind you) on the
    varying ways to be booted off the system.  It is not picky as to which
    node I am accessing, either. 
    
    <grrr>
12.1392POLAR::RICHARDSONTue Jan 10 1995 17:111
    The whole network is haywire.
12.1393baling outPENUTS::DDESMAISONStoo few argsTue Jan 10 1995 17:136
 >>   The whole network is haywire.

	you're kidding me.  i didn't know that.  well, that would
	explain a lot.

12.1394GMT1::TEEKEMACount down 5..4.......Tue Jan 10 1995 17:152
	Really, I thought it was string with tin cups .......%^)
12.1395POLAR::RICHARDSONTue Jan 10 1995 17:164
    I suppose you thought it was mostly thinwire?
    
    Now, if we get into a pun war over this, people will think we're a
    twisted pair.
12.1396NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Jan 10 1995 17:181
If we really want to avoid a punic war, we conduit.
12.1397PNTAGN::WARRENFELTZRTue Jan 10 1995 17:211
    Look Gerald, you can't shielded.
12.1398POLAR::RICHARDSONTue Jan 10 1995 17:271
    I don't agree with ether one of you.
12.1399PNTAGN::WARRENFELTZRTue Jan 10 1995 17:301
    whatchout, Glenn, your PVCs are showing...
12.1400hate to do this, but...CSOA1::LEECHannuit coeptis novus ordo seclorumTue Jan 10 1995 17:321
    SNARF!
12.1401MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Tue Jan 10 1995 17:391
I wish you'd all conduct yourselves properly.
12.1402PNTAGN::WARRENFELTZRTue Jan 10 1995 17:421
    I went to work today at DECand a router broke out.
12.1403SUBPAC::SADINcaught in the 'netTue Jan 10 1995 19:169
    
    
    	TtHT:
    
    	finding out my family doctor is dying of aids (he left his
    practice)......
    
    
    jim
12.1404MPGS::MARKEYI most definitely think I mightTue Jan 10 1995 20:0216
    I most definitely should have my head examined... whatever possessed
    me to sign up as the promoter for the Patrick Moraz concert...
    
    Actually, I still want to do it but its much more complicated than I
    ever imagined. It seems the real job of a concert promoter is not
    the miriad things like determining the date the show will occur,
    finding an appropriate venue, printing and selling tickets, hiring
    catererers, sound and lightin contractors and groung transportation...
    the real job of the promoter is to put his/her kahonies into
    the financial sling... this I did not realize. It looks like
    concert promoters are in the financial risk management business.
    I now know, in one quick lesson, why ticket prices have gone
    up so much. The amount of money (and risk) involved is tremendous.
    Oh Dear.
    
    -b
12.1405Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Wed Jan 11 1995 00:411
    finished my lunch already... sniff!
12.1406Blind as a batCOMICS::MCSKEANESANTA!!!! Ye forgot ma M16!!!!Wed Jan 11 1995 08:058
    
    TTHT:-
    
    I've worn contact lenses for seven years now. For the first time in
    those seven years, I've let myself run out of saline solution, right in
    the middle of cleaning them this morning.
    
    POL   :<<<<
12.1407WMOIS::GIROUARD_CWed Jan 11 1995 09:264
    -.1 aren't you supposed to thake them out more frequently than
        every 7 years? :-)
    
        Chip
12.1408PNTAGN::WARRENFELTZRWed Jan 11 1995 10:022
    learning that RWR is deteriorating fast...Alzheimer's is a terrible
    disease.
12.1409SUBPAC::SADINcaught in the 'netWed Jan 11 1995 10:147

	nasty accident on I290 this morning. 18wheeler jacknifed and slide off
the highway into the trees on the median strip. Closed off two lanes of the
highway and they weren't even close to getting it out of there yet. Looked like
the drivers compartment of the cab was ok, so maybe the driver made it out...

12.1410PNTAGN::WARRENFELTZRWed Jan 11 1995 11:0114
    The MD judge who is hearing Republican Gubernatorial challenger Ellen
    Saurbrey's lawsuit against Democrat Governor-elect Parris Glendening
    for voter irregularity in the razor thin November election is throwing
    out chunks of evidence and disallowing many witnesses from testifying. 
    Mrs. Sauerbrey originally had over 50,000 contested votes and the judge
    is now reviewing only 14,000.  Election experts, technical witnesses
    and Republican voting judges have been allowed to testify.  The matgin
    of victory in November was only 6,100 votes.
    
    Why do I get a feeling someone has "talked" to this judge?  Meanwhile,
    the media is painting Mrs. Sauerbrey as a sore loser, but they won't
    answer her question, with signed affadaivtss by the Republican voting
    judges, that hundreds of dead people voted in November, as did
    convicted felons sitting in prison on election day, etc. 
12.1411PNTAGN::WARRENFELTZRWed Jan 11 1995 11:024
    .1410
    
    That should read: "Election experts, technical witnesses and Republican
    voting judges have been disallowed to testify".  [must be 41]
12.1412I shoulda stayed in bed this morning.....NETCAD::WOODFORDI think I'll stop Counting Now.....Wed Jan 11 1995 11:2514
    
    
    TTHT: Cleaning all the snow off my car this morning, then having
    to drive the back roads to the highway in such slick conditions.
    As I was approaching the pond at the far end of my street, where 
    the road narrows, and you go over a small bridge, a tractor trailer 
    truck came bounding towerds me at excessive speeds, and flying snow 
    every which way!  I had to pull into someone's driveway to avoid him!!
    Why do these idiots do stuff like that???  I know he saw me.  I flashed
    my high beams at him several times before pulling over, but he never
    slowed down.  :(
    
    Terrie
    
12.1413MAIL1::CRANEWed Jan 11 1995 11:341
    Because he is an idiot Terrie. 
12.1414can we give out stupidity points?NCMAIL::GEIBELLFISH NAKEDWed Jan 11 1995 11:4912
    because their vehicle is larger than most so they figure that they can 
    do whatever the heck they want too. and there is never a cop around
    when you really wish there was.
    
       I guess the idiot drivers are quite wide spread lately, what some
    people are thinking about while driving is beyond me. a TTHT the driver
    in front of me this morning that was traveling at a wopping 35mph on a
    main road posted 55mph! and the road was dry! and I am sure the other
    30+ drivers werent very happy either.
    
                                                          Lee
    
12.141557784::LAUERLittle Chamber of WarmMoistRogeringWed Jan 11 1995 13:347
    
    What exactly is the problem with soapbox lately?  I get kicked out
    every few minutes; I get "network partner exited" and "path lost" and
    "aborted logical link" and all sorts of stuff like that.  Is it me?  Or
    is it BACK40::?
    
    It's starting to get on my wick something major.
12.1416Trouble on BACK40:: ???30513::BRAUCHERWed Jan 11 1995 13:456
    
    Me too.  I get "Network Partner Exitted"  in mid-tirade.  It is
    very hard to keep one's blathering up to snuff when you have to
    recollect each acerbic phrase.
    
      bb
12.1417CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanWed Jan 11 1995 13:479

 Forgot to turn on my answering machine this morning..I can turn it
on by calling home and punching in a bunch of codes, but I forgot
the card with the codes on them..



 Jim
12.1418BIGQ::SILVANobody wants a Charlie in the Box!Wed Jan 11 1995 13:5413


	Deb, it's gotta be BACK40. It seems to do it to everyone. Took me
forever to get in this morning, and I keep getting kicked out. 

	I woke up, turned on the news and Shelby Scott was standing in the
middle of a good snow clip. I jumped out of bed, opened the blinds to see that
it wasn't snowing at all. They later said in the report that she was further
north. Oh well, panicked fer nuttin...


Glen
12.14192582::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Jan 11 1995 14:117
> later said in the report that she was further north.


North? I thought I heard all the snow was south of Boston towards the
Cape. We sure didn't see any in New Hampshire unless it was out
Peterborough way. (Where's Pat?)

12.14203149::KRAWIECKIZebras should be seen and not herdWed Jan 11 1995 14:144
    
    
    Starting to snow in N.H.....
    
12.1421BIGQ::SILVANobody wants a Charlie in the Box!Wed Jan 11 1995 14:1812
| <<< Note 12.1419 by 2582::DELBALSO "I (spade) my (dogface)" >>>


| North? I thought I heard all the snow was south of Boston towards the
| Cape. We sure didn't see any in New Hampshire unless it was out
| Peterborough way. (Where's Pat?)

	Jack, it wuz snowing in Glouster area as well. N & S got it, Boston
didn't. Well, at least when I had left they didn't.


Glen
12.142257784::LAUERLittle Chamber of WarmMoistRogeringWed Jan 11 1995 14:382
    
    It's snowing lightly in Maynard.
12.1423PEAKS::OAKEYThe difference? About 8000 milesWed Jan 11 1995 14:419
Re: <<< Note 12.1417 by CSLALL::HENDERSON "Learning to lean" >>>

>> Forgot to turn on my answering machine this morning..I can turn it
>>on by calling home and punching in a bunch of codes, but I forgot
>>the card with the codes on them..

If it's a Panasonic all you have to do is call and let the phone ring a bunch of
times; something like 13 to 20 times.  When it finally answers, it's now on and
you don't have to do anything else...
12.1424POBOX::BATTISWhen in doubt, foul a freshmanWed Jan 11 1995 14:445
    
    Ron, regarding the MD governor's race, did your people start copying
    Chicago's way of getting out the vote?? i.e. The dead, convicts etc...
    
    Mark
12.1425WMOIS::GIROUARD_CWed Jan 11 1995 14:564
    scoring an 87 on my double action slowfire and disintegrating on
    the rapid... :-(
    
    Chip
12.14263149::KRAWIECKIZebras should be seen and not herdWed Jan 11 1995 14:575
    
    double action in rapid fire???
    
    You're a braver man than me!!! :)
    
12.1427WMOIS::GIROUARD_CWed Jan 11 1995 15:004
    <- gets hairy but loads of fun... two 5-round rounds in 15 seconds.
       gets a little smokey and noisy at the range.
    
       Chip
12.14283149::KRAWIECKIZebras should be seen and not herdWed Jan 11 1995 15:056
    
    
    15 seconds?
    
     You firing the NRA short course?
    
12.1429CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanWed Jan 11 1995 15:0813

 re .1423



 Its a Sony and requires a 2 digit code when it finally answers, and then
 another code to turn it..uh, render it operable.




Jim
12.1430SUBPAC::JJENSENJojo the Fishing WidowWed Jan 11 1995 15:194
	<---  Nice save, Jim!

	(Sounds like you'll have to train the cat on answering
	 machine operation.)
12.1431WECARE::BOURGOINEWed Jan 11 1995 15:239
>>. We sure didn't see any in New Hampshire unless it was out
>>Peterborough way. (Where's Pat?)

	Right here!   When I left this morning, was just a light dust
	happening......drats!   I could have used a "snow" day!
	 - Of course being Peterborough and all I could go home and
	need snow shoes to get to the house!


12.1432CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanWed Jan 11 1995 15:3720

RE:        <<< Note 12.1430 by SUBPAC::JJENSEN "Jojo the Fishing Widow" >>>

>	<---  Nice save, Jim!

          :-)

 

>	(Sounds like you'll have to train the cat on answering
>	 machine operation.)


    I was going to call her and tell her to turn it on, but she's probably
    sleeping..



 Jim
12.1433WMOIS::GIROUARD_CWed Jan 11 1995 15:543
    USRA short course... lotta fun!
    
    Chip
12.14343149::KRAWIECKIZebras should be seen and not herdWed Jan 11 1995 15:5711
    
    NRA short course has:
    
    25 yards
    
    10 rounds - 10 minutes                   slow fire
    10 rounds (5 rounds ea) @ 20 seconds ea. timed fire
    10 rounds (5 rounds ea) @ 10 seconds ea. rapid fire
    
     Lotsa fun too!!
    
12.1435WMOIS::GIROUARD_CWed Jan 11 1995 16:0513
    USRA runs:
    
    50' gallery
    
    10 shots in 10 minutes
    
    5+5 timed (@30seconds)
    
    5+5 rapid (@15seconds)
    
    I love the smell of burnt powder!
    
    Chip
12.1436SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIZebras should be seen and not herdWed Jan 11 1995 16:235
    
    sounds interesting...
    
     Ditto on the powder... :)
    
12.1437BIGQ::SILVANobody wants a Charlie in the Box!Wed Jan 11 1995 17:295


	Jim, it isn't the same code????? My machine is. Of course now I have
that NE telephone answering machine. Always get my calls now....
12.1438PNTAGN::WARRENFELTZRWed Jan 11 1995 17:406
    .1424
    
    Mark:
    
    Sure does seem like some folks in MD have reviewed the Chicago method
    of "doing" an election.
12.1439CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanWed Jan 11 1995 17:4716



>	Jim, it isn't the same code????? My machine is. Of course now I have
>that NE telephone answering machine. Always get my calls now....


 Don't think so.  I had to assign a 2 digit code, then once I've entered
 that there's some combination of *nn# to turn the crazy thing on after
 about 20 rings (which I'm sure will have my cat doing back flips).




 Jim
12.1440BIGQ::SILVANobody wants a Charlie in the Box!Wed Jan 11 1995 17:507


	You should film that Jim. Send it in to that video show, Maybe you'll
win 10k!!!!


12.1441CSOA1::LEECHannuit coeptis novus ordo seclorumWed Jan 11 1995 18:022
    Really gloomy outside today...at least it is above freezing (I think
    it's supposed to get up to 58!, a TTLT).
12.1442POBOX::BATTISWhen in doubt, foul a freshmanWed Jan 11 1995 18:275
    
    Looks like London outside the ACI in Chicago, can't see five yards in
    front of you. Should make the drive home interesting to say the least.
    
    Mark
12.1443Schtupid PeoplePOWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of WarmMoistRogeringWed Jan 11 1995 19:0716
    
    I delivered a document marked URGENT downstairs this morning to be signed. 
    The recipient told me to come back later for it.
    
    I called down there multiple times asking if it had been signed. 
    Someone was always going to call me back.
    
    I just called again.  Oh yes, it's been signed.  We dropped it in the 
    interoffice mail.  No, we don't know how long it'll take to get to you.
    Yes, it's already been picked up.  Maybe you could call the mailroom?
    
    Effing thing is marked URGENT and they put it in the interoffice mail to
    go up one floor.
    
    If I don't find this thing SOON I could be in it deep.
    
12.1444Effing?SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIZebras should be seen and not herdWed Jan 11 1995 19:267
    
    
    mz_deb???? mz_deb?????
    
    
    Oh... never mind...
    
12.1445re: jimboCNTROL::JENNISONNo turning backWed Jan 11 1995 19:294
	Why'd ya shut off the machine in the first place ??

	Karen
12.1446CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanWed Jan 11 1995 19:5014



>	Why'd ya shut off the machine in the first place ??


  with my old one I never shut it off..with the new one, for some crazy
 reason I've shut it off the at night before I hit the sack (last night
 I turned it...er rendered it operable when I got home from work cuz I
 had to head back out..then shut it off when I got home)..

 Guess I oughta stop shutting it off..I like hearing the little beeps it
 makes though ;-)
12.1447Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Wed Jan 11 1995 21:573
    Bad pain, I have had for two days, is getting worse. Right below my
    belt line..... I think it's just a strain (no comments) but I'm not
    sure how I did it.
12.1448POLAR::RICHARDSONThu Jan 12 1995 01:4112
    The network is driving me insane!
    
    Well, not all of me obviously.
    
    
    Glenn/Deirdre/Pamela/Franny/Ned/Dierdre/Anton/Sean/Alice/Jimi/Pauline/Rex/
    Nathan/Melanie/Ursula/Hildegard
    
    
    
    
    
12.1449WMOIS::GIROUARD_CThu Jan 12 1995 09:235
    ...the steeeeking snow. we don't need no steeeeking snow!
    
       we need spring...
    
       Chip
12.1450PNTAGN::WARRENFELTZRThu Jan 12 1995 09:594
    Can someone give me some preliminary information/resources on TMJ?  I
    haven't gone to the library yet - am planning a visit this evening.
    
    Thanks in advance.
12.1451MAIL1::CRANEThu Jan 12 1995 10:354
    If you have pain belowe the belt line and it is getting worse and not
    better I would see a Dr. without to much hesitancy [sic].
    
    TMJ-call a dentist or your primary Dr.
12.1452SUBPAC::SADINcaught in the 'netThu Jan 12 1995 10:469

	TtHT:

	the ride in this morning! Hope no one gets killed. Thank goodness for
studded snow tires....


jim
12.1453NETCAD::WOODFORDI think I'll stop Counting Now.....Thu Jan 12 1995 11:2110
    
    
    TTHT:  Working from home, so as to avoid having to drive in this mess,
    and still having to drive in it because my kids have to be to school at
    10:00am, and the busses are not running.  :(
    
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.1454NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Jan 12 1995 13:121
There's some TMJ stuff in VMSZOO::MEDICAL.  DIR/TITLE=TMJ.
12.1455MPGS::MARKEYHoist the Jolly Roger!Thu Jan 12 1995 13:2518
    The customer who got my number (I'm just an engineer!) and
    calls me every day (3 times yesterday) to ask me if it's
    done yet. Reminds me of taking a long ride with the kids.
    
    No, it's not done yet! I told them yesterday: "Call me
    next week. I said it would not be done before the end
    of this week." To, which they responded "Oh. Can we have
    a conference call at 11:00AM tomorrow to talk about it?"
    Seriously.
    
    In reference to this same customer -- who I shall call
    XXX -- another engineer has the following sign displayed
    outside his cubicle:
    
    "If it's for XXX, it probably doesn't work. If it's for
    anyone else, if definitely doesn't work"
    
    -b
12.1456WAHOO::LEVESQUEget on with it, babyThu Jan 12 1995 13:301
    Sounds like it's time to avoid your phone.
12.1457ASABET::EARLYWhy plan a comeback? Just do it!Thu Jan 12 1995 14:0720
    TTHT;
    
    Driving 35 mph for 8 miles on 495 today 'cause three morons all
    going at 35 mph were (one each) in Lane 1, Lane 2, and Lane 3. 
    
    (sigh, sputter, mumble)
    
    I wish that on the radio in the morning they would not say:
    
    	"It's treacherous driving out there and State Police are
    	urging everyone to take it easy and drive slow."
    
    I wish they would instead say:
    
    	"If ya doesn't know how ta drive in snow, or your ascared
    	a drivin' in the snow ...
    
    		S T A Y    H O M E      !!!! "
    
    
12.1458DTRACY::CHELSEAMostly harmless.Thu Jan 12 1995 14:322
    My windshield kept icing up on the way in, and now my neck hurts from
    driving hunched over.
12.1459BIGQ::SILVASquirrels R MeThu Jan 12 1995 14:347


	Chelsea, it helps if you turn the heat on defroster. :-)



12.1460POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of WarmMoistRogeringThu Jan 12 1995 14:385
    
    Mine kept icing over at first, too, and I had the defroster on...I
    don't have to hunch over, tho, cuz I can barely see over the wheel as
    it is 8^).
    
12.1461HANNAH::MODICAJourneyman NoterThu Jan 12 1995 14:457
    
    Same here on icing except that my defrost only works if I stuff
    towels into all the heater openings.
    Had to get the interior temp up to that of an oven to begin
    to defrost.
    
    						Hank
12.1462PNTAGN::WARRENFELTZRThu Jan 12 1995 15:455
    .1454
    
    Thanks, Gerald
    
    Ron
12.1463CSOA1::LEECHannuit coeptis novus ordo seclorumThu Jan 12 1995 16:292
    Gee, no defrost needed here...it about 68 degrees outside.  
    <grin>
12.1464POBOX::BATTISWhen in doubt, foul a freshmanThu Jan 12 1995 17:118
    
    Mods
    
    Why all the problems with this node all of a sudden? Network link
    aborted, network link excited etc................. Inquiring minds
    and all :-)
    
    Mark
12.1465GMT1::TEEKEMACount down 5..4..3..2...Thu Jan 12 1995 17:132
	It's hell in here........................%^(
12.1466NETCAD::WOODFORDI think I'll stop Counting Now.....Thu Jan 12 1995 18:309
    
    
    TTHT:  The length of time it's gonna take this perm to
    settle down that I got today!!!!  I think I may have gone 
    a little too 'poodle' for my liking...
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.1467NETCAD::WOODFORDI think I'll stop Counting Now.....Thu Jan 12 1995 19:0415
    
    
    TTHRight this minute!!!!  My terminal is set up in the sitting area of
    the master bedroom in my house, right under the skylight.  A huge
    section of ice and snow just came crashing and sliding down off the
    roof, and over the skylight, causing me to nearly jump out of my skin. 
    The ceiling here is angled, and I hit my head when I jumped out of the
    chair!!!!!!  
    
    
    Someone call 911!!!!  I think my heart is in my throat!
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.1468SUBPAC::JJENSENJojo the Fishing WidowThu Jan 12 1995 19:184
(Terrie, are you sure it wasn't payback for one of your
 pranks?  You're a tough woman!    ;^)    )

joanne
12.1469PEAKS::OAKEYThe difference? About 8000 milesThu Jan 12 1995 19:288
Re: <<< Note 12.1467 by NETCAD::WOODFORD "I think I'll stop Counting Now....." >>>

>>    The ceiling here is angled, and I hit my head when I jumped out of the
>>    chair!!!!!!

So now you're *happy* with all the shock-absorbing coils from the perm, eh?

                                Roak
12.1470Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Thu Jan 12 1995 20:196
    re .1463
    
    Well it was probably about, ohhhhhhhhh...er 75 degrees on the way to
    work this morning. tee hee ;*)
    
    naaa seriously.... highs of 28c today
12.1471POLAR::RICHARDSONThu Jan 12 1995 20:211
    Yes, but you have all of those toads overrunning the countryside.
12.1472Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Thu Jan 12 1995 22:551
    Exsqueeze me !
12.1473MPGS::MARKEYHoist the Jolly Roger!Fri Jan 13 1995 02:247
    Well, of course, I spoke too soon. About the sleep that is. Seems that
    there's always a new bug lurking behind the one you found... so, it's
    on to the next bug. Think I have a handle on it though. I should get
    out of here with a relatively short day today... only 18 or 20 hours.
    Groan.
    
    -b
12.1474POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Oral ExploitsFri Jan 13 1995 02:307
    
    Oh, well, that's a pity, bri.  Now me, I'm just about ready to turf the
    cats and get into my kingsized waterbed for a lovely long sleep, full
    of Little Chamber dreams.
    
    I'm truly sorry you can't say the same.
                      
12.1475MPGS::MARKEYHoist the Jolly Roger!Fri Jan 13 1995 02:333
    Oh, rub it in why don't you! :-) :-)
    
    -b
12.1476POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Oral ExploitsFri Jan 13 1995 02:345
    
    ...moi?!
    
    
    hee, hee, hee 8^)
12.1477MPGS::MARKEYHoist the Jolly Roger!Fri Jan 13 1995 02:364
    Yeah, and make it worse with that new p-name while your at it!
    You're a cruel human bean Mz. Deb, cruel! :-) :-) :-)
    
    -b
12.14788^)POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Oral ExploitsFri Jan 13 1995 11:381
    
12.1479Not a good way to start the dayVORTEX::CALIPH::kerryKerry SandersonFri Jan 13 1995 14:264
I really hate spending all morning looking for an expensive amethyst tennis
bracelet that was an anniversary present.  I'm afraid it's gone.

					-K-
12.1480MPGS::MARKEYHoist the Jolly Roger!Fri Jan 13 1995 14:3523
    Primal scream time. In a conversation with the engineer in charge of
    the server software that I'm writing load test software for:
    
    me: Hi Pete, I've been having a tough time with this one problem. At
        a certain point the server stops sending data, and I've been
        going over and over the software that produces the "dummy load",
        and I can't figure it out. I was here 18.5 hours yesterday
        hacking on it.
    
    Pete: Oh, that's probably the problem with the Ultrastore disk
        controller. You should have Roger upgrade the system.
    
    me: You mean that for the past 3 weeks I've been working inhuman
        hours to find a bug that's really a known hardware problem,
        and no one bothered to document it or mention it to me?
    
    Pete: Yep.
    
    
    AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
    
    
    -b
12.1481GMT1::TEEKEMACount down 5..4..3..2..1..Out o' here.Fri Jan 13 1995 14:372
	Holy sheep dip..........I would do more than scream %^(
12.1483MPGS::MARKEYHoist the Jolly Roger!Fri Jan 13 1995 15:229
    I did ask other people... including the overall project leader. In
    fact, said project leader worked with me on the problem for 4 or 5
    hours one night...
    
    This is a cool group to work in, the people really are excellent,
    the technology is extremely impressive, but the communication,
    not to put too fine a point on it, sucks!!!
    
    -b
12.1484SUBPAC::SADINcaught in the 'netFri Jan 13 1995 17:495
    
    
    	sounds familiar -b....
    
    
12.1485POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Oral ExploitsSat Jan 14 1995 00:5016
    ohhhhh dearrrrrr
    
    I got pulled over on the way home tonight!
    
    
    The nice cop said they were checking for stolen cars from the
    Concord Auction and wanted to see my license and registration.  I had
    the license, no problem, but had no idea where the registration was
    since it was my first time being pulled over.  Couldn't get the
    glovebox open as my nails were too long.  Couldn't find the
    registration.  Meanwhile she's walking around the ute with a flashlight
    and I'm thinking perhaps I shouldn't have had that third boilermaker at
    Amory's 8^).
    
    I did find the registration and she let me go with a cheery "have a
    nice weekend".  Sure, lady, now that I've wee'd myself 8^).
12.1486MPGS::MARKEYHoist the Jolly Roger!Sat Jan 14 1995 01:215
    Checking for stolen cars! Run a check on the license plate if they're
    suspicious. That was a really cheesey move by the cops! And, like,
    you look like a car thief Mz. Deb!!!!
    
    -b
12.1487COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertSat Jan 14 1995 02:587
>    Checking for stolen cars! Run a check on the license plate if they're
>    suspicious.

Doesn't work.  Standard car thief practice is to swipe a license plate and
then steal the same model car.

/john
12.1488MPGS::MARKEYHoist the Jolly Roger!Sat Jan 14 1995 07:085
    Being so used to working late hours lately that at 4:00 AM I'm not
    dreaming of the Tic Tac lady like a normal person (well, normal
    male person who likes Tic Tac ladies, that is.)
    
    -b
12.1489May God have mercy on his soul!COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertSun Jan 15 1995 20:545
Someone I know committing suicide.

Just before going into retirement.

/john
12.1490POLAR::RICHARDSONSun Jan 15 1995 21:281
    That's very sad. 8-(
12.14918^(POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Oral ExploitsSun Jan 15 1995 23:402
    
    My condolences, John.
12.1492asldkfja;lkeruq0wjefqeCOVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertMon Jan 16 1995 00:453
Should be on the news later tonight.

/john
12.1493ROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150 kts. is TOO slow!Mon Jan 16 1995 01:174
    I'm sorry to hear that, John.  I wonder if the thought of retirement
    was too much for him?
    
    Bob
12.1494AP reports it as suicide; Framingham police still investigatingCOVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertMon Jan 16 1995 01:4711
It had been his own decision to retire; he could have kept his job
until age 72, and I think he was still in his early to mid sixties.

So it would seem he wanted to retire.  I know he had not been happy,
but as far as I knew he was looking forward to retirement.

I don't know if his wife is going to have more information about his
reasons; she is on her way to Boston now; she had been in their new
retirement home in Kansas; he was still here for another ten days.

/john
12.1495SMURF::MSCANLONoh-oh. It go. It gone. Bye-bye.Mon Jan 16 1995 02:582
    I'm sorry John, that's terrible.  My condolences to his
    wife, this must be horrible for her.
12.1496Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight....PERFOM::LICEA_KANEwhen it's comin' from the leftMon Jan 16 1995 11:506
    
    "Discount" stores that blame the reason the mattress that they told you
    was in on Wednesday isn't there on Friday is because of the snow on
    Thursday.
    
    								-mr. bill
12.1497CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanMon Jan 16 1995 12:403

 Couldn't log in all weekend :-(
12.1498POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Oral ExploitsMon Jan 16 1995 12:432
    
    Is that because you have a life, Jim 8^/?
12.1499CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanMon Jan 16 1995 12:5114

RE:     <<< Note 12.1498 by POWDML::LAUER "Little Chamber of Oral Exploits" >>>

    
   > Is that because you have a life, Jim 8^/?


   Unfortunately, no...the login modems were down or something %-/




Jim
12.1500CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanMon Jan 16 1995 12:5210


 I hate it, but somebody *has* to take this snarf





Jim
12.1501For those of us who aren't in GMA...ROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150 kts. is TOO slow!Mon Jan 16 1995 12:545
John,  who are you talking about?

Thanks,

Bob
12.1502Unless he's going to bring back Bloom County...ROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150 kts. is TOO slow!Mon Jan 16 1995 13:104
Not only have we lost Far Side, but Berkley Breathed has announced he will
retire in March, causing us to lose "Outland":-( :-( :-(

Bob
12.1503LJSRV2::KALIKOWUNISYS: ``Beware .GIFt horses!''Mon Jan 16 1995 13:151
    Sad, but imho Outland never matched Bloom County.... Sour grapes, eh...:-)
12.1504POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Oral ExploitsMon Jan 16 1995 13:163
    
    Seeing in the Sunday Globe Travel section that flights to Seattle now
    run ~$650, up from ~$350 during the summer 8^(.
12.1505You can get rained on hereWAHOO::LEVESQUEluxure et suppliceMon Jan 16 1995 13:161
     Who'd want to go to Seattle anyway? :-)
12.1506POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Oral ExploitsMon Jan 16 1995 13:182
    
    I suppose $650 IS a little much to pay for good coffee 8^/.
12.1507NETCAD::WOODFORDI think I'll stop Counting Now.....Mon Jan 16 1995 13:209
    
    
    TTHT: 8:00am doctor's appointments that are over an hour
    from home, on a monday morning. :(  Then finding out you 
    have to go to P.T. and even that might not help. :(
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.1508ROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150 kts. is TOO slow!Mon Jan 16 1995 13:206
re: .1503

I agree that Outland was ALMOST never as good as Bloom County.  Given the chance
to pick which would come back, I'd vote for Bloom County.

Bob
12.1509POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Oral ExploitsMon Jan 16 1995 14:175
    
    I appear to have bruised the knuckes on my right hand!  How does one do 
    that without knowing?
    
    How odd.
12.1510CONSLT::MCBRIDEaspiring peasantMon Jan 16 1995 14:181
    Rogering while asleep perhaps?  
12.1511BIGQ::SILVASquirrels R MeMon Jan 16 1995 14:365



    Could it have happened when you were checking to find your cats er....
12.1512ASABET::EARLYLose anything but your sense of humor.Mon Jan 16 1995 14:3916
    I usta wake up with scraped knuckles all the time when I lived in
    Marblehead. I eventually determined that it was from going to Matty's
    Sail Loft, and imbibing in any more than three of their gargantuan
    cocktails in about a 2 hour period. Apparently this caused me to have
    to crawl home on those old red bricks they have for sidewalks up there.
    
    Could have sometin' ta do with boilermakers I s'pose. 
    
    Unless ...
    
    
    
    Jaysis! Ya didn't punch the cop did ya?
    
    
    
12.1513POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Oral ExploitsMon Jan 16 1995 14:465
    
    No!  No!  No scraping, no punching, no rogering.  
    
    And where were you Friday night, Dr.Early, may I ask?
                                              
12.151445777::ALEUC8Mon Jan 16 1995 14:486
    you sure not rogering ?
    
    you get all sorts of bruises, burns, scratches etc you don't notice in
    the throes esp on the knees and elbows :-)
    
    ric
12.1515POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Oral ExploitsMon Jan 16 1995 14:512
    
    Believe me, if I had any rogering opportunities, I'd know about them.
12.1516MPGS::MARKEYHoist the Jolly Roger!Mon Jan 16 1995 14:594
    The abdominal cramps I've had all morning that will not go away. I feel
    awful and have a ton of work to do... :-(
    
    -b
12.1517ASABET::EARLYLose anything but your sense of humor.Mon Jan 16 1995 15:006
    RE: 1513
    
    >> And where were you Friday night, Dr. Early, if I may ask?
    
    Sure, you can ask.
    
12.1519CSOA1::LEECHannuit coeptis novus ordo seclorumMon Jan 16 1995 15:351
    This Roger guy sure gets around...
12.1520downhill from round 2 TIS::HAMBURGERNo fan of tactical TupperwareMon Jan 16 1995 15:3610
TTLY:
 getting a 30 point word in scrabble in the first round.
TTHY: 
having my son use my (double point) "Z" (from my 30 point word)
in a long 60 point word in the second round. :-(
_AND_ making it plural (another 62 points) in the third round.

Smart-alecky college kids!!!

Amos
12.1521COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertMon Jan 16 1995 15:5717
    BOSTON (AP) -- The bishop of the nation's largest Episcopal diocese was 
    found dead in his home Sunday from a self-inflicted gunshot wound,
    police and  church officials said. Bishop David E. Johnson, who had
    announced his  retirement and was to begin a sabbatical next month,
    committed suicide,  apparently on Saturday, diocesan spokesman Jay
    Cormier confirmed. Police said  he died of a single rifle shot.
    Diocesan officials said they had no idea why  Johnson killed himself. 
   
I went to mass this morning, and we just stood around afterwards, completely
stunned.  Bishop Johnson had been a great support to our parish and to our
priest, even where there were differences of opinion.  Our priest had been in
frequent contact with him in the past three weeks, and said that he saw no
signs that there was a problem.  Bishop Johnson was looking forward to his
retirement.  His private life was an open book; as far as we knew there are
no dark secrets or unresolved problems anywhere.

/john
12.1522POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Oral ExploitsMon Jan 16 1995 16:2810
    	>re bruised knuckles
    
    	>Maybe from pounding on the glove compartment trying to get it 
    	>opened...
    
    
    Don't laugh, you know, that might be it.  I couldn't push the sideways 
    button with my thumb because the nail was too long - maybe I used my
    knuckle instead.  I don't remember, but it's the best idea I've heard
    yet 8^).
12.1523POLAR::RICHARDSONMon Jan 16 1995 16:312
    Perhaps you punched your steering wheel a little too hard during your
    daily scream before leaving work on Friday.
12.1524POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Oral ExploitsMon Jan 16 1995 16:323
    
    Naah, naah, I didn't need my daily scream on Friday cuz I was off to
    slug back a few boilermakers!
12.1525COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertMon Jan 16 1995 16:5547
        Bishop David E. Johnson, bishop of the nation's
largest Episcopal diocese, died of an apparent self-inflicted
gunshot wound.

        ``This devastating time is filled with pain, anger and
questioning for all of us who knew, worked with, loved and were
loved by Bishop Johnson,'' said his successor, M. Thomas Shaw, who
was to take over on June 5, but now takes over immediately.

        Johnson, 61, committed suicide, apparently on Saturday, diocesan
spokesman Jay Cormier confirmed. He had died of a single rifle
shot, according to Jill Reilly, spokeswoman for the Middlesex
County District Attorney's office.

        A friend discovered the body Sunday in Johnson's suburban
Framingham apartment. Johnson had moved there last summer after
selling his home. He announced his retirement in November.

        Johnson succeeded Bishop John B. Coburn in 1986 as bishop of the
Episcopal Diocese of Massachusetts, the nation's largest with 193
congregations and 95,000 baptized members.

        He had planned to take a sabbatical beginning Feb. 1 to help
other dioceses set up programs for children, a particular interest.
He had established DoveMass, a program that recruits volunteers to
work in public schools.

        ``He was a very warm, loving person, very committed to the
ministry with people and with a particular interest in the
well-being of children,'' said Suffragan Bishop Barbara Harris, who
had assisted Johnson for six years.

        Born in Newark, N.J., Johnson received a bachelor's degree from
Trinity College in 1955. He served for three years as a pilot in
the Strategic Air Command, where he rose to the rank of captain.

        Johnson received his master's of divinity degree in 1961 from
the Virginia Theological Seminary. He was ordained in 1962 and
served as rector of the Church of the Good Shepherd in Little Rock,
Ark.; St. Martin's Church in Fayetteville, Ark.; Calvary Church in
Columbia, Mo.; and St. Boniface Church in Sarasota, Fla., before
being elected bishop coadjutor of the Massachusetts diocese in
October 1985 and succeeding Coburn as diocesan bishop in 1986.

        Johnson is survived by his wife, Joyce, who is known as Jodie;
three children, Stephanie, Elizabeth and Scott; and several
grandchildren.
12.1526ASABET::EARLYLose anything but your sense of humor.Mon Jan 16 1995 19:537
    TTHT:
    
    Coming to work for "an important meeting" that never took place 
    when I coulda had the day off! 
    
    HHARUUMPFH!
    
12.1527AIMTEC::MORABITO_PHotlanta RocksMon Jan 16 1995 20:238
TTHT:

Working with about 200 other CSC specialists here at ALF, when this is our
location holiday.  They locked the side doors so I had to walk about a 1/4 
of a mile to get in the building.  Now I now why Facilities and Toilets are
synonomous.

Paul 
12.1528POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Oral ExploitsMon Jan 16 1995 20:483
    
    Stupid people who walk backwards down a hallway waving their arms in
    conversation so there's no way you can get around them.
12.1529:*)Talk Hard(*:SNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Mon Jan 16 1995 20:571
    jeez, I didn't mean it... gimmie a break huh....
12.1530POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Oral ExploitsMon Jan 16 1995 21:163
    
    It wasn't too bad until you ran over me, Martinluv.
                                        
12.1531Double WhammyDNEAST::RICKER_STEVEMon Jan 16 1995 21:213
    		Knee surgery tommorow (for me) and my wife got fired from 
    her Job (temporary at DEC) over what apparently was a personality
    conflict with a full time Decie)
12.1532SUBPAC::SADINcaught in the 'netTue Jan 17 1995 10:2311
    
    
    	TtHT:
    
    	getting my EXTERNAL EDUCATION ASSISTANCE form bounced back because
    my manager didn't fill out a couple of spots. Now I won't have the cash
    in time to register for spring semester, and I don't have the money to
    foot the bill myself....wot a bummer. :(
    
    
    jim 
12.1533CONSLT::MCBRIDEaspiring peasantTue Jan 17 1995 11:374
    Steve, hope all goes well.  Knee surgery is no fun but the good news is
    that after a time you can be good as new so to speak.  
    
    Brian - ACL replacement victim #3,007,189
12.1534NETCAD::WOODFORDI think I'll stop Counting Now.....Tue Jan 17 1995 12:0011
    
    
    Bummer Steve!  Hope the surgery goes well, and the wife finds a 
    job soon. 
    
    Jim, that rots!  Make the boss pay!
    
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.1535SUBPAC::SADINcaught in the 'netTue Jan 17 1995 12:1010
    
    
    	re: Terrie
    
    	I'm hoping that I get the Sematech assignment they've offered now.
    That's starting in March and going for 3 months....maybe this was a
    sign? I hope so...
    
    
    jim
12.1536BIGQ::SILVASquirrels R MeTue Jan 17 1995 12:3710
| <<< Note 12.1535 by SUBPAC::SADIN "caught in the 'net" >>>



| That's starting in March and going for 3 months....maybe this was a
| sign? I hope so...


	A sign that your manager didn't quite watch things as closely as (s)he
should have...... 
12.1537SUBPAC::SADINcaught in the 'netTue Jan 17 1995 12:435
    
    
    	that's a possibility....:)
    
    
12.1538Why i dont like retirees, especialy when i live with tTROOA::TEMPLETONWed Jan 18 1995 00:529
    Is there such a thing as things i hated yesterday because i could not
    get into the system, if so, 
     I hate " Person Nature", who gives you several days of above normal
    temperatures, then dumps freezing rain on you without warning.
     When you leave the house and suddenly find yourself hanging on to the
    door knob for dear life, trying to find a way onto the road and seeing
    a car comming at you sideways and then haveing your husband (who has
    sat up all night watching old movies) look out the window and say I
    CAN'T SEE ANYTHING WRONG WITH THE ROAD 
12.1539POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Oral ExploitsWed Jan 18 1995 01:2122
    
    I hate men.  (Yes, I know this belongs in =wn=, ha ha.)
    
    It's one thing when a man *I've* been seeing dumps me unceremoniously
    without a by-your-leave or an explanation or a phone call or whatever;
    just stops calling and won't return my calls.  I can deal with that 
    stupid kind of thoughtless immaturity that thinks it's easier to just
    blow someone off rather than explain yourself like an adult.
    
    What I *can't* stand is the fact that some jerk did it to my MOTHER.  My
    65-year-old widowed-for-3-years mother.  She's been seeing this man for
    almost a year and suddenly he's not calling and he won't return her
    calls.  She has no idea why, or "what she did wrong".  Did wrong?  SHE
    did nothing wrong.  He's just such a loser that he can't be an adult 
    and actually break it off for whatever reason; he just...is ignoring 
    her as if that'll make her go away.
    
    You should have heard her voice on the phone tonight.  I hung up and
    cried.  And she's in Florida.  What am I supposed to do?
    
    If I ever, EVER run into this loser, I'll beat the SNOT out of him.  I
    hate him.
12.1541WMOIS::GIROUARD_CWed Jan 18 1995 09:187
    Deb, should that be "I hate that man" instead of "men."
    
    Never been there, never done that...
    
    Chip
    
    P.S. -1 ditto on the assessment.
12.1543ASABET::EARLYLose anything but your sense of humor.Wed Jan 18 1995 11:288
    re; 40
    
    I'm goin' ta Florida at the end of April. Ya want me ta smack'im for
    ya Mz Debra? It's a smack he's not likely to forget! (er umm ...that's
    if he can remember anything at all after I smack'im.
    
    Intern
    
12.1544POBOX::BATTISWhen in doubt, foul a freshmanWed Jan 18 1995 11:299
    
    mz debra
    
    That does suck, big time. I had it happen to me about a year or so
    ago, but at least she told me in person. Hopefully your mom will
    come to realize that he was a loser all along, and she's better off
    without him. Doesn't help her out now howsomever.
    
    Mark
12.1545POBOX::BATTISWhen in doubt, foul a freshmanWed Jan 18 1995 11:318
    
    Debra Marie!!!!
    
    Waiting to see how long 1542 stays in there for the <r.o>
    
    Mark
    
    :-) :-)
12.1546POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Oral ExploitsWed Jan 18 1995 11:3211
    
    I wouldn't have as much of a problem with it if he had been an adult
    and told her in person, but jeez, to just blow her off...that's so
    immature, and the man has got to be in his 60's.
    
    Oh well.  I'm done crying now; I had to stop cuz it was giving me a
    headache 8^).
    
    And yes, young dr.early, you may {{{smaq}}}(tm) him for me in April.  
    I'll get his address for you!
              
12.1542edited for mark 8^)POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Oral ExploitsWed Jan 18 1995 11:343
    
    You're probably right, Chip.  Not all men are <r.o.>s.  I just happen
    to run into a lot of them 8^p.                       
12.1547HUMANE::USMVS::DAVISWed Jan 18 1995 11:368
Now Mz Debra, it isn't just men who do that sorta thing. It's happened to 
me more than once.

Try to remember, the flaw in this guy (or gal) is cowardice, not cruelty. 
It can take some of the sting out of it. NOt much, I admit, but some.

I'l have my mom (who's also in FL) beat this guy up with her walker, if you 
like.
12.1548GAVEL::JANDROWbrain crampWed Jan 18 1995 15:204
    being baq here....
    
    
    
12.1550Welcome back, btwCSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanWed Jan 18 1995 16:3518


RE:              <<< Note 12.1548 by GAVEL::JANDROW "brain cramp" >>>

   > being baq here....
    


 Did you say hi to me mum?




 Jim
    
    

12.1551UHUH::MARISONScott MarisonWed Jan 18 1995 16:3515
TTHT:  Stupid bumper stickers... I saw one that said 

		"Feminism is the radical idea
		 that women are people too."

Give me a break! Like if I don't buy into the feminist dogma then I
do not consider a woman to be a person??? 

Yeah... right.

I could just tell that the person who drives the car w/ that bumper sticker
must be very very stuck up. Also on the car was some sticker saying that
the person was a member of some environmental group too.  ugh.

/scott
12.1552NETCAD::WOODFORDDoin' The Thorazine Shuffle.Wed Jan 18 1995 16:3811
    
    
    TTHT: Needing a nap, but not having a couch to take one on
    at the moment. :(
    
    
    
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.1554GAVEL::JANDROWbrain crampWed Jan 18 1995 17:5810
    
    
    yes, jim...i did...
    
    however, forgetting which direction she was in, when we were coming
    baq to shore from the golden gate bay cruise, as i was facing the
    skyline, i said "hi mrs. h!"...of course, steve was a bit confused, but
    he looks so cute that way...:>
    
    
12.1555POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Oral ExploitsWed Jan 18 1995 18:397
    
    .1553
    
    Nope, that ain't it...he's the weatherman, so she knows he's alive and
    kicking, cuz they can't pre-record the weather 8^).
    
    (actually it's my M not my MIL) 
12.1556DTRACY::CHELSEAMostly harmless.Wed Jan 18 1995 19:265
    Re: .1539
    
    >I hate men
    
    Cole Porter tune from _Kiss Me, Kate_.
12.1557SMURF::BINDERgustam vitareWed Jan 18 1995 19:301
    can't abide 'em even now and then...
12.1558CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanThu Jan 19 1995 02:2815


  Thanks, Raq!  I'm sure she enjoyed it...I called her Sunday night to find out
 if she heard you say hello, but she wasn't home..



 TTH lately...not much time to note.





Jim
12.1559SUBPAC::JJENSENJojo the Fishing WidowThu Jan 19 1995 13:005
Hmmm...  a Mrs. HenDERson, living in California.
Jim, your mother isn't Florence "Brady Bunch" Henderson,
is it????

joanne
12.1560NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Jan 19 1995 13:501
Is Jim into Wesson too?
12.1561POBOX::BATTISWhen in doubt, foul a freshmanThu Jan 19 1995 15:076
    
    Weather out in Chicago sucks, rain, sleet, snow. Combination of all
    three at times. Also, my totes ripped last week and haven't replaced
    them yet. At least its payday.
    
    Mark
12.1563WAHOO::LEVESQUEluxure et suppliceThu Jan 19 1995 15:591
     Isn't dealing with slimeballs grand?
12.1564TROOA::COLLINSThe Joy Of SocksThu Jan 19 1995 15:593
    
    Brian, is he familiar with your, uh, arsenal?
    
12.1565MPGS::MARKEYHoist the Jolly Roger!Thu Jan 19 1995 16:037
    >Brian, is he familiar with your, uh, arsenal?
    
    Nope, and unless he comes to my house and breaks into my bedroom or
    otherwise attempts to harm my family, he won't either. If there's
    anything amiss here, it's a matter for law enforcement, not me.
    
    -b
12.1566BIGQ::SILVASquirrels R MeThu Jan 19 1995 16:094


	Brian, you sound upset.... why? :-)
12.1568CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanThu Jan 19 1995 16:3221


RE:        <<< Note 12.1559 by SUBPAC::JJENSEN "Jojo the Fishing Widow" >>>

>Hmmm...  a Mrs. HenDERson, living in California.
>Jim, your mother isn't Florence "Brady Bunch" Henderson,
>is it????



 Nope...


Speaking of HenDERson, I had the oil in my car changed at lunch..the guy
looking at the form and my check said "Hey, are you related to the Muppet
Guy..oh, its HenDERson"...



Jim
12.1569VMSNET::M_MACIOLEKFour54 Camaro/Only way to flyThu Jan 19 1995 16:494
    A SNARF...
    and Hardware problems and software problems and %$#^#$^&!&$%&$%&!@Q
    
    
12.1570NETCAD::WOODFORDDoin' The Thorazine Shuffle.Thu Jan 19 1995 18:1910
    
    
    TTHT: People who take it for granted that you won't
    know what they are talking about unless there's a 
    degree hanging on your wall.
    
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.1571SUBPAC::SADINcaught in the 'netThu Jan 19 1995 19:327
    
    
    	I hear ya there Terrie....experience doesn't count for sh**
    anymore...
    
    
    
12.1572Failure in the time of trialCOVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertThu Jan 19 1995 21:418
A biiiiiig funeral.  Everyone there.  The Governor.  Cardinal Law.


	"Beneath the Anglican dignity of our outward mourning,
	 our hearts howl."

					-- Bp. Shaw

12.1573LJSRV2::KALIKOWTechnology Hunter/GathererFri Jan 20 1995 00:1813
    With all due respect to your feelings of loss and your friendship with
    Reverend Johnson (and I'm trying to get his honorific right -- was he a
    Bishop or Vicar?), I was struck by your obituary note in which you
    labeled his passing a "fail(ure) in the time of trial."  Part of the
    tragedy was, was it not, that no one else knew of his anguish?  So I
    find it disrespectful -- no, as I didn't know him, that's the wrong
    word... odd and discomfiting... for you to describe him as having
    failed.  Why not ascribe it to acute depression that he didn't or
    couldn't seek help for?  "Failed in the time of trial" makes me infer
    that he was morally weak, when he may have simply been in the grip of
    something he couldn't shake.  No need to respond, really; I expect this
    is simply a worldview difference.  Again, my condolences on his loss.
    
12.1574COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertFri Jan 20 1995 01:3620
Most people called him "Bishop Johnson".  Addressed on paper as "The Right
Reverend David Elliot Johnson."

"Failure in the time of trial" doesn't necessarily indicate a moral
weakness, it just indicates not making it through a stressful situation.

A chess player could crack under stress and make mistakes or just quit
the game.

A former SAC bomber pilot from back in the 50s when we all thought nuclear
war was imminent and inevitable could have nightmares of his flights with
live 5 megaton bombs and sealed orders that, if activated, would send him
towards Moscow and Leningrad and suffer clinical depression because of this.

For whatever reason, the stress test failed.

What David knew for certain was that his failures were made up for in the
supreme sacrifice of Christ on the Cross.

/john
12.1575LJSRV2::KALIKOWTechnology Hunter/GathererFri Jan 20 1995 01:472
    Tnx, /john.
    
12.1576PMROAD::LAUERLittle Chamber of Belgian BurgersFri Jan 20 1995 02:263
    
    stuff in general.
    
12.1577Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Fri Jan 20 1995 02:521
    Gots these bloody aching pains in my chest. jeeeez these is hoiting.
12.1578GAVEL::JANDROWbrain crampFri Jan 20 1995 10:469
    
    
    isn't suicide a no-no in the catholic church???  and by a bishop, no
    less???
    
    hmmmmm....
    
    
    
12.1579USAT02::WARRENFELTZRFri Jan 20 1995 10:491
    not a catholic church nor a catholic priest
12.1580We are stewards, not owners, of the life God has entrusted to usCOVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertFri Jan 20 1995 11:4014
>not a catholic church

David Johnson was a bishop in the One, Holy, Catholic, and Apostolic Church.
At least that's what Bishop Shaw said in his homily at the funeral mass.

From the Catechism of the Catholic Church:

Grave psychological disturbances, anguish or grave fear of hardship, suffering
or torture can diminish the responsibility of the one committing suicide.

We should not despare of the eternal salvation of persons who have taken their
own lives.  By ways known to him alone, God can provide the opportunity for
salutary repentance.  The Church prays for persons who have taken their own
lives.
12.1581OneVORTEX::CALIPH::kerryKerry SandersonFri Jan 20 1995 13:107
RE: 12.1580

When you say the One, Holy, Catholic, and Apostolic Church don't you
really just mean all Christians? We don't all agree about lots of
things but we're all still Christians.

					-K-
12.1582COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertFri Jan 20 1995 13:2410
It's quite a bit more complicated than that.

In documents filed before the Suffolk County Superior Court in response
to a complaint (unrelated to Bishop Johnson's death) filed last October,
the chancellor of the diocese asserts that the Episcopal Church is "a
catholic church" which will have some significant bearing on the outcome
of the case, because the common law precedents involved in the case are
different for "catholic" and for "congregational" churches.

/john
12.1583POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Belgian BurgersFri Jan 20 1995 14:5010
    
    I really...REALLY...hate being given a project to complete that someone
    else started.
    
    It's amazing how many people can't use the simplest applications
    properly.  They use spaces rather than tabs; spaces rather than
    alignment; symbols rather than format; copy & edit each slide rather
    than formatting the master...ad infinitum, ad nauseam! 
    
    argh!  feh!  gek!
12.1584SMURF::BINDERgustam vitareFri Jan 20 1995 14:532
    look on the bright side, raq.  if you didn't get a constant supply of
    others' screwups to fix, you might be in the bread line.  :-)
12.1585Did you suddenly get taller, Deb?ROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150 kts. is TOO slow!Fri Jan 20 1995 14:573
re: .1584

raq?????
12.1586{{{duq-ing}}}GAVEL::JANDROWbrain crampFri Jan 20 1995 14:599
    
    deb is the one fixin' the mistaqes (i usually maqe them!!!)...
    
    
    what is it with people getting us mixed up all of a sudden??  *i* am
    the one with the green eyes, blonde-ish hair and youthfull looks...
    
    
    
12.1588POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Belgian BurgersFri Jan 20 1995 15:032
    
    I'M THE TALL ONE!!!
12.1589MPGS::MARKEYWewease Woger!Fri Jan 20 1995 15:0713
    Foul!!!
    
    I was specifically admonished for using q as a replacement for a single
    c, and was told it applied to the 'ck' combination only. Now Raq, the
    writer of the rules herzelf, has used a q in the word "make".
    
    I really think we need more consistent officiating here in the box, and
    want to add my voice of support for instant replay.
    
    I really think we need more consistent officiating here in the box, and
    want to add my voice of support for instant replay.
    
    -b
12.1590CSC32::M_EVANSproud counter-culture McGovernikFri Jan 20 1995 15:074
    
    
    
    IPX and multiprotocol routers that don't handle it the same way!!!!!
12.1592SMURF::BINDERgustam vitareFri Jan 20 1995 15:285
    .1589
    
    no, raq said you use q for a k sound, as in plain k or in ck but never
    for a standalone c.  maqe is perfectly correct according to those very
    simple rules, and one would thinq you could piq up on that.  oqay?
12.1593GAVEL::JANDROWbrain crampFri Jan 20 1995 15:2916
    
    brian...brian...brian...
    
    one of these days you will get it right...
    
    i said that the 'q' replaces the hard sounding 'k', as in 'qing', but
    not 'knife'...and it NEVER replaces the lone 'c'...but does replace the
    'ck' combination...
    
    (i realize no one else really cares...but hey, it's a slow day...)
    
    ttht:  the spoonful of legal's chowder i just put into my mouth...damn
    that stuff is hot!!!!
    
    
    
12.1594GAVEL::JANDROWbrain crampFri Jan 20 1995 15:3011
    
    
    ooopss...notes crash....
    
    
    but thanq you, diq, for paying attention!!!  gold star for you today!!!
    
    
    :>:>
    
    
12.1595Thank you.VORTEX::CALIPH::kerryKerry SandersonFri Jan 20 1995 15:316
RE: 12.1591

Thanks. But I guess John means some kind of legal thing, like a way for
one group to divide "us" from "them".

					-K-
12.1596Unitatis RedintegratioCOVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertFri Jan 20 1995 15:405
I did say it's much more complicated.

IN .1580, I was replying to .1579 (and .1578).

/john
12.1597What?VORTEX::CALIPH::kerryKerry SandersonFri Jan 20 1995 15:445
RE: 12.1596

What is Unitatis Redingretratio? I don't know whatever that is, is it Italian?

					-K-
12.1598Unitatis RedintegratioVORTEX::CALIPH::kerryKerry SandersonFri Jan 20 1995 15:465
RE: 12.1597

Sorry. Spelling problems. :)

					-K-
12.1599GAVEL::JANDROWbrain crampFri Jan 20 1995 15:537
    
    
    garnishing my snaq tray with clam chowdah...
    
    :<
    
    
12.1600BIGQ::SILVASquirrels R MeFri Jan 20 1995 15:554


	I hate this snarf!
12.1601BIGQ::SILVASquirrels R MeFri Jan 20 1995 15:567
| <<< Note 12.1587 by ARDEV::GOODWIN >>>


| network partner abortions


	They can't be done legally after the ..... oh never mind...
12.1602BIGQ::SILVASquirrels R MeFri Jan 20 1995 15:585
| <<< Note 12.1597 by VORTEX::CALIPH::kerry "Kerry Sanderson" >>>

| What is Unitatis Redingretratio? I don't know whatever that is, is it Italian?

	It's in there!!!!
12.1603Familiarity breeds contempt?ROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150 kts. is TOO slow!Fri Jan 20 1995 16:4113
re: .1593

raq,

>    ttht:  the spoonful of legal's chowder i just put into my mouth...damn
>    that stuff is hot!!!!

That's not a ttht!  Do you realize just how often I get a spoonful of legal's
chowder, hot or cold?

Sheesh!

Bob
12.1604GAVEL::JANDROWbrain crampFri Jan 20 1995 17:226
    
    
    iff'n you maqe it up here on a friday, come visit the cafe of mso2, and
    i'll buy you a cup!!!
    
    
12.1605USAT05::BENSONFri Jan 20 1995 18:3113
    
>    	Check out "catholic" in the dictionary.  It means Universal.
>    	The first definition of Catholic with a capital C is:  "Of
>    	or pertaining to the universal Christian church."  It isn't
>    	until way down in the defs that it talks about the Roman
>    	Catholic Church.
    
 But Joe, it is true that when a Roman Catholic speaks of Catholic, he
    means Roman Catholic, excluding all others.  When a Protestant uses
    catholic outside of the context of the Roman Catholic Church, he means
    universal.
    
    jeff
12.1606COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertFri Jan 20 1995 18:336
re .1605

But there are others who are neither Roman Catholic nor Protestant who
use "catholic" in different ways.

/john
12.1607T T H T : P L A C A R D SLJSRV2::KALIKOWTeleCommuter on the InfoBahnSun Jan 22 1995 22:358
    GAWD I hate being preached at!!
    
    How many goldarn minds do you expect to change????????
    
    Not sure if dis is NotesFile- or Self-abuse.
    
    Give us a break eh????
    
12.1608Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Mon Jan 23 1995 01:491
    It's all lies which ever way you look at it.
12.1609COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertMon Jan 23 1995 01:593
>    It's all lies which ever way you look at it.

It is?  Why would all those abortionists and nurses tell lies?
12.1610NETCAD::WOODFORDDoin' The Thorazine Shuffle.Mon Jan 23 1995 10:5010
    
    
    TTHT:  The ride in this morning.  Rt. 495 was covered with ice
    from Rt. 140 in Mansfield all the way to Littleton!!  Took me
    an hour and 35 minutes to get here. :(
    
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.1611WAHOO::LEVESQUEluxure et suppliceMon Jan 23 1995 12:271
    Left my tasting notes at Mike's. Damn.
12.1612SUBPAC::SADINcaught in the 'netMon Jan 23 1995 12:349

	TtHT:

	seeing a toyota pickup flipped over on 290 westbound. Thank goodness I
have studded snow tires....


jim
12.1613GAVEL::JANDROWbrain crampMon Jan 23 1995 13:034
    
    studs for the stud...
    
    
12.1614SMURF::BINDERgustam vitareMon Jan 23 1995 13:113
    ttht.
    
    41.383
12.1615SUBPAC::SADINcaught in the 'netMon Jan 23 1995 15:478
    
    
    re: .1613
    
    	<blush> why thank you.....:)
    
    
    
12.1616COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertMon Jan 23 1995 16:4310
	Constant phone calls for some bozo whose phone number is
	similar to mine.  At least two or three a week.

	I think he leaves my number instead of his own on messages.

	There can't be that many different people who write it down
	wrong.

/john
12.1617GAVEL::JANDROWbrain crampMon Jan 23 1995 16:488
    
    
    <----  yes there can be.  i get the a phone call for this one guy
    often, tho, thankfully not as often as i used to.  it is rather
    annoying, especially when you give them the right number when they
    called and they call you back...
    
    
12.1618Blew away my Saturday tooDECWIN::RALTOGala 10th Year ECAD SW AnniversaryMon Jan 23 1995 18:2014
    I'm $150 poorer because last Thursday my car suddenly decided
    that it didn't know what altitude it was at anymore, and screwed
    up the fuel-air ratio or some such thing, apparently because the
    default when the map sensor fails is to assume that I'm hovering
    above Mount Everest.
    
    Cars are great.  Computers are great.  Computers in cars aren't great.
    
    I want an old 1965 Impala with no computers, no sensors, no middlemen,
    no fuel injectors, and when I step on the gas pedal I get what I want
    when I want it, not what some meddling pile of silicon under the hood
    decides it will reluctantly offer.
    
    Chris
12.1619SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIZebras should be seen and not herdMon Jan 23 1995 18:219
    
    <-------
    
    Don't ya love those old cars???
    
    You can lift the hood and actually see the ground below the engine....
    
    :)
    
12.1620SMURF::BINDERgustam vitareMon Jan 23 1995 18:269
    .1619
    
    > You can lift the hood and actually see the ground below the engine....
    
    that's called wasted space, as in a '65 impala is about five feet too
    damned long.  and that extra length won't save you in a front-ender,
    either; i saw a mid-'60s chevy that argued with an 18-wheeler, and the
    front end of the engine was even with the front edge of the driver's
    seat.
12.1621SUBPAC::SADINcaught in the 'netMon Jan 23 1995 18:298
    
    
    	i dunno. I smacked a large oak tree doing 65mph (head on, drivers
    side) and I didn't wear the engine for a bowtie (this was in a 1978
    mercury cougar XR7). I liked having 6ft of hood....:)
    
    
    
12.1622SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIZebras should be seen and not herdMon Jan 23 1995 18:309
    
    I believe anything (other than the M-88's I used to drive) would  have
    a hard time arguing with an 18-wheeler Dick...
    
     I don't care about wasted space... You could actually work on those
    older cars and get something accomplished.... Granted, they weren't as
    efficient as today's cars, but it was always fun watching the engine
    try to torque itself off the motor mounts!! :)
    
12.1623POLAR::RICHARDSONBelgian Burger DisseminatorMon Jan 23 1995 19:005
    Without all of those chips and injectors blah, blah, blah, you'd be
    getting 10 mpg. If it wasn't for the insurance, cars are cheaper to run
    now than they've ever been.
    
    Glenn
12.1624SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIZebras should be seen and not herdMon Jan 23 1995 19:0915
    
    <-------
    
    Wrong Glenn,
    
     My 1970 Chevy Nova SS with a 396 cubic engine and 375 horses had a
    compression ratio of 15:1.... I used to get about 18-20 mpg highway..
    
    And it was a heck of a lot more fun than most of the boxes on the road
    today....
    
      Granted, the Vipers and such of today are nice, tough cars, but
    comparatively speaking (price-wise), you need more bucks now than you
    did then...
    
12.1625Not to the unlucky...GAAS::BRAUCHERMon Jan 23 1995 19:117
    
      "Cars cheapest they've ever been."  Where did I hear that recently ?
    
      Oh, yeah, my mechanic !  Have you noticed that it doesn't matter
     what's wrong with it - the bill is $200 ?   Why ?
    
       bb
12.1626MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Mon Jan 23 1995 19:2722
re: .1618, Chris

>    I want an old 1965 Impala with no computers, no sensors, no middlemen,
>    no fuel injectors, and when I step on the gas pedal I get what I want
>    when I want it, not what some meddling pile of silicon under the hood
>    decides it will reluctantly offer.

If only Detroit and Tokyo could realize this there might be hope. Engineers
and automobiles don't mix.

One of my all time favorite anecdotes has to do with the time an engineer
rushed into Henry Ford's office in the early 20's with a revolutionary
idea for a new carburator. He placed the prototype on Ford's desk blotter
and stood there with a big smile on his face, perhaps waiting for Henry's
face to magically be transformed into a smile of delight and wonderment.
Instead, Ford picked up the device, turned it over in his hands a few
times, looked up at the engineer with a scowl on his face and unceremoniously
tossed the object back at him. As the befuddled engineer stood there, his
previous joy now washed away, Ford exclaimed, "This thing has four screws.
Bring it back when it has two."


12.1627GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERSpace for rentMon Jan 23 1995 19:3712
    
    
    15:1 compression?  That's pretty far up there, what did you use to turn 
    the thing over with?  You go through a starter a day? 
    
    
    Yup, finally had to put a chain on my motor cuz of motor mounts
    breaking.  69 Roadrunner, I loved it.    
    
    
    
    Mike
12.1628SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIZebras should be seen and not herdMon Jan 23 1995 19:5010
    
    RE: .1627
    
    Mike...
    
     Whatever was standard for Chevy in those days.... :)
    
    The only hassle was I had to use 100 octane.. Yes, folks, Sunoco had
    that in them days... 
    
12.1629POLAR::RICHARDSONBelgian Burger DisseminatorMon Jan 23 1995 19:5312
    18-20 mpg highway is not very good considering what you can get today.
    35-40 mpg highway is typical. The Honda Civic VX gets 82 mpg (imperial
    gallon). It has a re-programmed prelude engine. It's 4 times as
    efficient as the cars in the 70's were, and it does not pollute the
    atmosphere like those old cars did.

    Quite frankly, I'm looking forward to having an electric car to drive
    to and from work. Saw a show on tv last week on what is currently
    available and some of it is quite impressive. Electric cars with a
    range of 300 miles and a 5-6 hour recharge, and they didn't look like
    ultralights on wheels, they looked like normal cars. I was impressed,
    lotsa horse power too.
12.1630SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIZebras should be seen and not herdMon Jan 23 1995 20:0112
    
    re: .1629
    
    >18-20 mpg highway is not very good considering what you can get today.
    
    Sorry Glenn, I thought I implied that...
    
    I understand (and agree with) the numbers....
    
    Of course in 1970, you couldn't really look 25 years into the future
    now, could you?  :)
    
12.1631POLAR::RICHARDSONBelgian Burger DisseminatorMon Jan 23 1995 20:064
    Do you remember how much you were paying for gasoline back in 1970?
    
    Compare that to what your paying now and take inflation into account,
    you'd be amazed.
12.1632NETCAD::WOODFORDDoin' The Thorazine Shuffle.Mon Jan 23 1995 20:0612
    
    
    Well, I was not paying for gasoline in 1970, as I was only 
    five years old, so enlighten me too please.....
    
    
    
    
    :*)
    
    Terrie
    
12.1633SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIZebras should be seen and not herdMon Jan 23 1995 20:128
    
    If I recall... (and I might be mistaken)... Sunoco 100 octane ran
    something like 37.9 cents per gallon...
    
    
     But you have to remember... most cars didn't need 100 octane, I chose
    to buy the SS... ergo I chose to feed it too!! 
    
12.16348^)POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Belgian BurgersMon Jan 23 1995 21:484
    >If it wasn't for the insurance, cars are cheaper to run
    >now than they've ever been.
   
    Are you sure that shouldn't be, "if it weren't for the insurance"?
12.1635I hurt bigtime.ALPHAZ::HARNEYJohn A HarneyMon Jan 23 1995 22:4011
    Things to hate today:

    Being the rollover accident on Rt 3 North at 6:30am.

    After vaulting the guardrail and hitting the tree, I landed
    upside down facing southbound 15' down the median gully.

    Anybody selling a used car cheap?  Mine's a whole loaf of toast.

    \john
12.1636:-( :-( :-(JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeMon Jan 23 1995 23:057
    /john
    
    
    So sorry to hear about this... man ...
    
    You're probably gonna be hurting more this time next week!  How did you
    lose control of the car???
12.1637COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertTue Jan 24 1995 04:106
	That was \john.

	I thought only the sheepster had a slash problem.

/john
12.1638MAIL2::CRANETue Jan 24 1995 09:532
    I hope that all  is well with ya John...I`m sure you might be sore but
    it sounds like you were pretty lucky to me!
12.1639GAVEL::JANDROWbrain crampTue Jan 24 1995 10:4725
    
    bummer, harney...hope you are on the mend real quick.
    
    on a lighter note, tthln:
    
    went to pick up the film that i had dropped off for developing. 
    dropped it off thursday nite.  this place has one-day service.  now i
    realized that since i dropped it off so late, it wouldn't even leave
    the store til friday afternoon, which means it'd be back monday
    afternoon, allowing for pick up last nite.  i stroll in, tell them my
    name and that there are 3 rolls...she pulls out one...says that's all
    there is...i told her i dropped off all three films thursday about
    4:05...where are the rest...she doesn't know...only that there is one
    here...i told her to look into it now and find out where my films
    were...she comes back and said 1 went out on the 20th (when the ALL
    should have gone out), 1 went out on the 21st, and one went out that
    morning...i asked her how come film that was in the same box friday
    morning went out on 3 different days...she didn't know...so much for
    one-day service i said...i was ripped...vacation photos and pictures of
    someone i hadn't seen in 6 years....
    
    and i woke up this morning with a sore ankle...for no apparent reason,
    unless i ran a marathon in my sleep...
    
    
12.164045796::COOKSHalf Man,Half BiscuitTue Jan 24 1995 11:0722
    I felt like Michael Douglas in "Falling Down" this morning.
    
    As I live in a flat,I rent a garage. All along the block,there are
    signs which say "Do NOT park your car in the driveway. You are in
    danger of being wheel clamped".
    
    So of course some plonker has park his car sideways to my garage
    space. So I had to edge out,go back,go forward,go back etc until
    I finally got enough space to manouver. I crafted a note which I
    left under the windscreen wiper:
    
    "Dickhead,
    
              Were you born stupid or what? If you park your car here
    again,you are in big danger of it being thumped,as I struggle to 
    reverse out.Get my meaning? Stick your car somewhere else in future. 
    Up your arse,preferably".
    
    I stuck in a couple of swear words n`all,just to emphasise the point.
    
    ho!ho!
    
12.1641SUBPAC::SADINcaught in the 'netTue Jan 24 1995 11:198
    
    
    re -1
    
    
    	hehehehehe....thanks for the laugh...:)
    
    
12.1642NETCAD::WOODFORDDoin' The Thorazine Shuffle.Tue Jan 24 1995 11:258
    
    
    Yeow John!!!  Hope you're ok!!
    
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.1643Yipes!DECWIN::RALTOGala 10th Year ECAD SW AnniversaryTue Jan 24 1995 12:5218
    Wow, hang in there \john, sounds scary... and I'd thought that
    "simple" 180's on icy roads were bad, wow.  I've always believed
    that guard rails were mainly good for serving as launching rails.
    They should put up those concrete barriers instead...
    
    re: film
    
    I always bring only one roll of film into a developer at a time,
    because if I bring two or more, they always screw it up.  If I
    must get two rolls done at the same time, I bring them to two
    different places.  I don't know why, but this seems to be a law
    of nature.
    
    Also, if you have an old 126 camera, fergit it... they'll "lose"
    the film.  I think there's a conspiracy to eliminate this film format
    once and for all, by discouraging its use in this way.
    
    Chris
12.1644GAVEL::JANDROWbrain crampTue Jan 24 1995 12:5914
    
    
    re: guard rails as launching rails...
    
    speaking of which, as i drove in this morning, i saw flashing lites on
    the other side of the road, so i looked...a mercedes was up onto the
    guard rail, as if she was trying to ride on top of it...and a tractor
    with a flat bed trailer was right behind her...don't know if he bumped
    her up there or if he was there to help...
    
    and i don't even know what 126 film is...35mm for me...but let me tell
    you, if they charge me for 3-day service when they say 1-day...i will
    not be going back there...
    
12.1645WECARE::BOURGOINETue Jan 24 1995 13:1227
>>    Quite frankly, I'm looking forward to having an electric car to drive
>>    to and from work. Saw a show on tv last week on what is currently
>>    available and some of it is quite impressive. Electric cars with a
>>    range of 300 miles and a 5-6 hour recharge, and they didn't look like
>>    ultralights on wheels, they looked like normal cars. I was impressed,
>>    lotsa horse power too.


        Listening to NPR this am - talking about an electric car
company Selectric (sp?) who are going to start mass producing electric
cars (1997) - currently (according to the broadcast, anyway) that are 
talking 100 - 120 miles per charge as being the best in the business.
these are not conversions, but being built from the ground up in
order to take advantage of new designs to help areodynamics.

Digital Equipment spokswoman (didn't catch the name) said that Digital
is very interested in this car, but concerned that more than 100 - 120
miles per charge is needed, as well as the infrastructure needs to be
addressed.

Interesting side point:   The Digital spokeswoman said that out of
Digital's fleet of cars (4000??)  400 ran on alternate fuel sources.
(didn't list what the were)

Pat
	

12.1646You haven't lived to you have driven an electric bug....PERFOM::LICEA_KANEwhen it's comin' from the leftTue Jan 24 1995 13:2012
    
    The company is Solectra, the car is the Solectria.
    
    They had been making do with converted Geo's.  They have now
    accomplished their true goal - a from the ground up design ready
    for production.
    
    The company president is the son of John Worden III, Arlington Town
    Moderator and railroad history buff.  No doubt, Howard Winston Carr III
    considers him and his son "hacks".
    
    								-mr. bill
12.1647My best camera, Kodak Starlite with B&W 127 filmDECWIN::RALTOGala 10th Year ECAD SW AnniversaryTue Jan 24 1995 13:3222
    re: 126 film
    
    It was the old "Instamatic" drop-in film cartridge, bigger than
    the similar-but-smaller 110 cartridge which came later.  Popular
    in the 60's and 70's...  they should have kept it around, because
    there's lots of elderly folks that just don't get the hang of this
    35mm stuff (like my father-in-law), and I have to hear about it
    from him almost every week, as if it were my fault. :-)
    
    re: electric cars
    
    I would imagine that someone has done honest analyses of the
    environmental impact of internal-combustion engines vs. electric
    cars with regard to the pollution and other environmental damage
    caused by the creation of the required amount of electricity to
    power the electric cars.  Perhaps even a bigger concern is the
    environmental hit caused by the manufacture and ultimate disposal
    of all those batteries.  Nasty stuff in there.  What happens when
    an electric car gets totalled and all those battery chemicals are
    exposed and/or spilled?
    
    Chris
12.1648SMURF::BINDERgustam vitareTue Jan 24 1995 13:4214
    re 126 v. 35mm
    
    for your average oldster who's hitting future shock over 35mm, fuji
    sells a series of true idjit cameras which feature drop-in loading. 
    no threading, no lining up the film tongue.  just drop the cassette
    into the slot - which incidentally will not accept it except in the
    correct orientation - and snap the back closed.  point and shoot.
    
    a major problem with 126 is the inability of the cartridge to align
    the film accurately.  focus is dodgy at best, even with the topline
    '70s machines that featured fully automatic exposure.
    
    i assume, chris, that your starlite is now idled...?  i have an old
    rolleiflex tlr that takes 127, and the lack of film is a pisser.
12.1649POLAR::RICHARDSONBelgian Burger DisseminatorTue Jan 24 1995 13:528
    Well, on this show I watched, there is a car with a 300 mile range in
    the works and they already have a prototype.

    A British Columbia company has developed a bus which generates
    electricity by moving hydrogen across some specially designed plates.
    That looked very impressive.

    Glenn
12.1650SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIZebras should be seen and not herdTue Jan 24 1995 13:534
    
    
    What's the cost vs. internal combustion cars?
    
12.1651POLAR::RICHARDSONBelgian Burger DisseminatorTue Jan 24 1995 13:582
    Cost of what, the cars themselves? They're more expensive because the
    volumes are so low, but that will change.
12.1652SMURF::BINDERgustam vitareTue Jan 24 1995 14:077
    cost of operation is far lower for electric cars.  they require none of
    the heavy maintenance associated with internal combustion engines, and
    electricity is cheaper per joule than burning gasoline at today's
    efficiency levels can match.  pollution is also less with electricity
    because it is easier and more economical to scrub the output of a
    generating plant than it is to handle the output of millions of
    individual plants.
12.1653POLAR::RICHARDSONBelgian Burger DisseminatorTue Jan 24 1995 14:181
    Not only that, er, um, uh...... Skipperrrrrrrrrrrr!
12.1654Does it run on coconuts?SUBPAC::JJENSENJojo the Fishing WidowTue Jan 24 1995 14:291
You need The Professor for this one, Gill....
12.1655GAVEL::JANDROWbrain crampTue Jan 24 1995 15:008
    
    the alewife t-station has a row designated for electric cars...a
    recharging station, if you will (i am guessing by the state license
    plate that those spots are for t employees)...and i have seen one...
    they are almost as ugly as traci lords...don't think i'll be looking
    into buying one anytime soon...
    
      
12.1656Joys of PhotographyDECWIN::RALTOGala 10th Year ECAD SW AnniversaryTue Jan 24 1995 15:0519
    re: cameras
    
    I think my f-i-l has one like this no-brainer Fuji, but he somehow
    still manages to mess it up.  I think he's convinced that he has
    to do *something*, so he probably pulls the film edge way out or
    cuts off the sprocket holes, or something equally ridiculous.
    
    Unfortunately, his camera also has a "power zoom" feature, and his
    latest complaint is that the photos are blurred if he presses the shutter
    release *while* he's pressing the zoom button.  "N.S., Sherlock" :-)
    
    I've been threatening my wife that next Christmas I'll present him
    with an old oatmeal box with a pinhole in one end.
    
    Alas, my old childhood Starlite has been idle for a looooong time.
    In its prime, photos taken with it were at least as "sharp" as any
    of the low-end 35mm cameras that are around today, maybe better.
    
    Chris
12.1657UHUH::MARISONScott MarisonTue Jan 24 1995 15:088
>    the alewife t-station has a row designated for electric cars...a

Electric cars are all well and good, but they always fail the emissions
tests! Was it here in the 'box where I read some CA guy got an electric
car and the state of CA wouldn't allow it on the road since the emissions
test kept failing? (rather, there were no emissions to test.)

/scott
12.1658SMURF::BINDERgustam vitareTue Jan 24 1995 15:184
    you must have read it here in the box, and i'll bet it was posted on a
    friday.  i believe the state of california has on its books laws
    requiring 2% of all passenger vehicles sold in the state to be
    pollution FREE.
12.1659SX4GTO::OLSONDoug Olson, SDSC West, Palo AltoTue Jan 24 1995 15:364
    something like that, but the requirement is for some not too far off
    future date.  
    
    DougO
12.1660SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIZebras should be seen and not herdTue Jan 24 1995 15:3912
    
    RE: .1652
    
    I kinda knew that Dick.... I meant the actual cost of the vehicle as
    Glenn alluded. 
    
      I do understand the cost NOW is prohibitive, but how long till it's
    comparable?
    
      Who would absorb the cost of setting up the countless "refilling
    stations"?
    
12.1661POLAR::RICHARDSONBelgian Burger DisseminatorTue Jan 24 1995 15:494
    I would imagine once they are mass produced, they would be cheaper than
    internal combustion engines because there would be a lot less moving
    parts. No pistons, valves, cams, oil pump, fuel pump, water pump. Mass
    producing an electric motor would be much cheaper.
12.1662thankgod for l.o.c.GAVEL::JANDROWbrain crampTue Jan 24 1995 15:517
    
    
    dropping blueberry yogurt on my mint greenish shirt... 
    
    :<
    
    
12.1663JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeTue Jan 24 1995 17:118
    re: Electric Cars
    
    Read in a magazine somewhere [can't remember where, it might have been
    LIFE] that the government will require all cars to be Electric before
    the year 2000.  So supposedly *all* manufacturers have a stake in this
    research and development.
    
    Nancy
12.1664MAIL2::CRANETue Jan 24 1995 17:132
    I don`t know how the government can mandate the use of all-ellectric
    cars. That will be tough to hold to IMO.
12.1665SX4GTO::OLSONDoug Olson, SDSC West, Palo AltoTue Jan 24 1995 17:467
    Nancy has a tiny fragment of the correct story in there.  All
    manufacturers selling more than 3000 cars per year in California will
    have to sell at least x% of them as so-called "zero-emissions"
    vehicles; only x%, not necessarily electric, and not all manufacturers.
    Also, I think the date is 1998, not 2000, but I could be mistaken.
    
    DougO
12.1666Happened in a friend's familyDECLNE::REESEToreDown,I'mAlmostLevelW/theGroundTue Jan 24 1995 19:495
    Covert, sorry about your Bishop.  As grim as it might sound, I hope
    an autopsy was performed; perhaps he had just found out about health
    problems that he did not choose to share with his family :-(
    
    
12.1667Some practical issues remainDECWIN::RALTOGala 10th Year ECAD SW AnniversaryWed Jan 25 1995 12:2125
    I'm sure that mass-producing electric motors is no big deal, and
    is in fact easier than mass-producing internal-combustion engines.
    I'm not so sure about the batteries (whose environmental impact
    for both manufacture and disposal remains to be seen, or at least
    remains to be widely publicized).
    
    As for "filling stations", I doubt it, because it surely takes
    longer to recharge an electric car than it takes to fill a gas
    tank.  You'd most likely have to plan your trips so that there
    is an available electrical outlet at your destination (and I doubt
    that workplaces will be inclined to supply such).
    
    Regarding the x% of California cars to be non-polluting, how will
    they enforce that?  At the dealer level, perhaps?  Will each dealer
    be required to sell x% of such cars?  Or will they do it at the
    manufacturer level, and rely on mfg. pressure on dealers to pass
    on the pressure to the customers?
    
    From a practical standpoint, since the ultimate decision to purchase
    such vehicles rests with the consumers, I don't see how the government
    can ensure, directly or indirectly, that a given percentage of
    consumers purchases a particular type of vehicle.  Sounds like one
    of those nice-in-theory laws.
    
    Chris
12.1668SMURF::BINDERgustam vitareWed Jan 25 1995 12:3612
    .1667
    
    some employers have already stated that they would indeed be willing to
    provide electrical hookups for recharging cars; it seems some employers
    actually do have ecological consciences.
    
    batteries are ugly.  there is not the technology for effective reuse of
    battery chemicals - but there will be.
    
    kaliph, you must remember, is on the left coast, where little attention
    gets paid to reality.  figuring out a way to ensure that x% of cars are
    nonpolluting doesn't seem to have been done with an eye to reality.
12.1669POLAR::RICHARDSONBelgian Burger DisseminatorWed Jan 25 1995 12:411
    I understood that it was a percentage of cars that were sold.
12.1670Maybe closer than you tink :-)BRITE::FYFENever tell a dragon your real name.Wed Jan 25 1995 12:4824
 > As for "filling stations", I doubt it, because it surely takes
 >   longer to recharge an electric car than it takes to fill a gas
 >   tank.  You'd most likely have to plan your trips so that there
 >   is an available electrical outlet at your destination (and I doubt
 >   that workplaces will be inclined to supply such).
  
  I saw a program where electric cars used two liquids to produce the
  electric current. There were two tanks in the car, one for each liquid.

  Once the liquids where devoid of their electrical capacities the tanks
  where simply drained and refilled with a fresh dose; just like gas powered 
  vehicles today. 

  The thought was that the liquid could be easily recycled/recharged and 
  that the cost, in the long run, of filling up with this stuff would be cheap
  compared to the cost of gas today, and the time to drain/fill would be roughly
  3 times that necessary to fill the tank of a gas powered vehicle.

  Several technical problems still needed to be address as did infrustructure
  but it looked very doable.
 
  This program was on two years ago. 

  Doug.
12.1671GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERSpace for rentWed Jan 25 1995 13:0111
    
    
    Actually, there are batteries which can hold a charge longer and are
    much more efficient.  They are used in the space program and the cost
    is prohibitive for use on a car as of right now.  I'm not sure how they
    stack up environmentally.
    
    Mike
    
    
    
12.1672pretty much everything....CSOA1::LEECHannuit coeptis novus ordo seclorumWed Jan 25 1995 13:3616
    Moving....
    
    Even worse, moving in rain/sleet/snow with a wind chill well below
    zero.  Nice, continuous rain the day before, just to make sure things
    will be especially messy.   Of course, the weekend before it was 68
    fraggin degrees (what happened?).
    
    Even worse....waterbed got trashed, had to buy new one.  Now sleeping
    on couch (and will be until Sat. when the new bed arrives).  Lost the 
    mounting kit to my new blinds for the bedroom, too.
    
    All this, and a wonderful bonus of catching the mother of all colds! 
    Argh.  And I took two vacation days for this??!  Life sucks sometimes.
    
    
    -steve                                          
12.1673WAHOO::LEVESQUEluxure et suppliceWed Jan 25 1995 14:171
    getting reamed for something somebody else didn't do.
12.1674COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertWed Jan 25 1995 14:295
Temporary Restraining Orders

Preliminary Injunction Orders

12.1675GAVEL::JANDROWbrain crampWed Jan 25 1995 14:4310
    
    
    well, john, if you'd just leave people alone, these measures wouldn't
    be necessary... %^>
    
    
    and this ankle is still bothering me...walking 'normally' hurts, but
    favoring it is a annoying as well...
    
    
12.1676Freedom of ReligionCOVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertWed Jan 25 1995 15:048
>    
>    well, john, if you'd just leave people alone, these measures wouldn't
>    be necessary... %^>
>    

These orders will be overturned, if the case has to go to the Supreme Court.

/john
12.1677NETCAD::WOODFORDDoin' The Thorazine Shuffle.Wed Jan 25 1995 15:0911
    
    
    
    Freedom of religion does NOT include the 'freedom to shove your 
    religion down everyone elses throat.
    
    
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.1678That may be your opinion...COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertWed Jan 25 1995 15:103
Yeah, and what does that have to do with the discussion?

/john
12.1679NETCAD::WOODFORDDoin' The Thorazine Shuffle.Wed Jan 25 1995 15:149
    
    
    It has nothing to do with the deiscussion.  It has to do with
    the title to your reply.  It did not mean you personally, unless
    you happen to do that, then it does include you.
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.1680SX4GTO::OLSONDoug Olson, SDSC West, Palo AltoWed Jan 25 1995 15:1652
    .1667> Regarding the x% of California cars to be non-polluting, how will
    > they enforce that?  At the dealer level, perhaps?  Will each dealer
    > be required to sell x% of such cars?  Or will they do it at the
    > manufacturer level, and rely on mfg. pressure on dealers to pass
    > on the pressure to the customers?
    
    Dunno the details, sorry; haven't read about it recently.
    
    > From a practical standpoint, since the ultimate decision to purchase
    > such vehicles rests with the consumers, 
    
    You neglect fleet purchases by large corporations and governments,
    many of which are already experimenting with electric vehicles.  Again,
    I don't know how they plan to eforce it, but they have more levers than
    you recognized in your first pass at it.
    
    .1668> some employers have already stated that they would indeed be
    > willing to provide electrical hookups for recharging cars;
    
    Digital does.  A coworker drives an electrical car he built himself,
    converted a 1963 red Sunbeam (British roadster).  There is a special
    parking space with an electrical outlet at the WRO facility where he
    can plug in, which they installed when he worked there and re-enabled
    for him when he and I were there for a week recently for training.
    
    >it seems some employers actually do have ecological consciences.
    
    And such is not the only motivation.  Clean Air Act provisions give
    local regulatory bodies substantial powers to deal with employers in
    areas with certain levels of air pollution.  Southern California has
    been under the gun for years; the regs now apply to all companies with
    more than 50 employees and forces them to track and report on the
    commuting habits of their workers.  Fines are levied if the level of
    employee/automobile ratio is worse than around 1.3:1; doesn't matter
    how the company gets single rider numbers down (encouraging carpools,
    paying masstransit users and bicyclists, charging for parking,
    whatever) the fact is that employers are being given substantial
    financial incentives to get employees to drive less, and thereby to
    pollute less.  These regulatory provisions will take effect in Northern
    California later this year; and Digital may soon find itself in the
    position of trying to encourage more than the mere handful of us who
    use CalTrain and bicycles, to do so.  Or, they might just get fined.
    
    > kaliph, you must remember, is on the left coast, where little attention
    > gets paid to reality.  figuring out a way to ensure that x% of cars are
    > nonpolluting doesn't seem to have been done with an eye to reality.
    
    If I had details, I'd share them.  Absent them, you are speaking in
    ignorance.  Certainly several other measures are being used to address
    air quality issues; and they are working.
    
    DougO
12.1681MAIL2::CRANEWed Jan 25 1995 15:392
    .1675
    Would you like me to rub it for awhile?
12.1682protect the wives and daughters...CSSREG::BROWNKB1MZ FN42Wed Jan 25 1995 15:441
    Slick to invade NH 2/11 and 2/12. 
12.1683"Charge it" takes on a new meaningDECWIN::RALTOGala 10th Year ECAD SW AnniversaryWed Jan 25 1995 15:5827
    >> .1668> some employers have already stated that they would indeed be
    >> > willing to provide electrical hookups for recharging cars;
    >> 
    >> Digital does.  A coworker drives an electrical car he built himself,
    >> converted a 1963 red Sunbeam (British roadster).  There is a special
    >> parking space with an electrical outlet at the WRO facility where he
    >> can plug in...
    
    Interesting... I suppose they have some procedure for working out
    how much electricity he uses so that he can reimburse the company
    for it.  But I'd imagine that the logistics for this on a wide-scale
    could be somewhat intimidating, not to mention the initial expense.
    I'm speculating of course, but somehow I just don't see Digital and
    most other companies willfully accommodating this change for large
    numbers of employees.
    
    I can't begin to enumerate the logistical difficulties involved in
    implementing such "refilling" capabilities in an urban area for large
    numbers of vehicles.  Just trying to figure out who pays who, and
    avoiding theft and vandalism would be major problems.
    
    These factors and other similar ones are admittedly pesky details
    that would have to be worked out if electric vehicles are to gain
    widespread acceptance.  I'd like to think that someone (most likely
    in California) has been thinking about things like this.
    
    Chris
12.1684Plug into the parking meterAKOCOA::DOUGANWed Jan 25 1995 16:074
    What do they do in Canada and some northern US states where there are
    power points for engine heaters?  I somehow get the impression that you
    plug into the parking meter - the fee includes the elctricity.  Anyone
    ever used one of those things?
12.1685MPGS::MARKEYWewease Woger!Wed Jan 25 1995 16:1011
    Acronym overload: sat in meetings for a couple days where everyone
    came in and presented their design of a very complex network for
    video applications, and everyone had their own set of 15 or 20
    acronyms they would use. Out of _hundreds_ of acronyms over three
    days, maybe 5 or 6 were explained.
    
    I'm sorry, but I've decided that violence is the only solution.
    The next engineer who uses an acronym that is not generally known
    will be executed.
    
    -b
12.1686all these could be moved to that other topicSX4GTO::OLSONDoug Olson, SDSC West, Palo AltoWed Jan 25 1995 16:2328
    > I suppose they have some procedure for working out how much
    > electricity he uses so that he can reimburse the company for it
    
    nope.
    
    > But I'd imagine that the logistics for this on a wide-scale
    > could be somewhat intimidating, not to mention the initial expense.
    
    huh.  actually, the logistics for wide-scale dealing with employee auto
    expenses already exist.  All you'd need to do is put a meter on the
    plugs.  But as mentioned already, the company will soon have positive
    incentive to provide plugin and other anti-pollution incentives to
    employees; I doubt they'd add the expense of also processing expense
    vouchers.
    
    In terms of pollution, someone already made the dubious point that all
    they're doing with electric cars is switching the site of pollution to
    the generating plant instead of moving it around with the vehicle. 
    True, but that neglects the efficiencies possible with electric
    vehicles.  An IC automobile applies its brakes, the kinetic energy of
    motion is dissipated as heat when the car slows.  An electric vehicle
    can easily convert its kinetic energy back into electricity and dump it
    back into the batteries during braking.  Certainly there's lost energy
    but not 100% like in the IC case.  Consequently you get far different
    energy consumption profiles per vehicle and thus less pollution at the
    generating site.
    
    DougO
12.1687GAVEL::JANDROWbrain crampWed Jan 25 1995 16:247
    
    
    .1681
    
    you gotta come here...
    
    
12.1688BIGQ::SILVASquirrels R MeWed Jan 25 1995 17:183

	Then there won't be any need to rub it, would there raq???
12.1689GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERSpace for rentThu Jan 26 1995 09:007
    
    
    Grandmother passed on last night.  Died peacefully after slipping in
    and out of a coma for a few days.
    
    
    Mike
12.1690WMOIS::GIROUARD_CThu Jan 26 1995 09:293
    so sorry Mike...
    
    Chip
12.1691Need a hug?NETCAD::WOODFORDDoin' The Thorazine Shuffle.Thu Jan 26 1995 10:299
    
    
    Condolences Mike..... :(
    
    
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.1692GAVEL::JANDROWbrain crampThu Jan 26 1995 10:384
    
    hugs, wannahunnie...
    
    
12.1693NETCAD::WOODFORDOne week till *D-DAY*.Thu Jan 26 1995 10:4218
    
    
    TTHT: Wondering if our new instructor in class today will
    be as good and as humorous as the one that got sick and
    had to leave yesterday.....
    
    
    TTHT: Knowing how much house cleaning and laundry I have to
    do when I get home tonight, to get ready for tomorrow night's
    bash, as several people will be spending the night.  I'll 
    probably be up all night. :(  
    
    TTHT: Knowing I can't leave early today, or tomorrow to get anything
    ready for tomorrow night because of this class I'm in all week.
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.1694LJSRV2::KALIKOWDuke of URL sez: `TCL my GUI!' Thu Jan 26 1995 10:583
    Re MWannemacher's grandma...  That's a TTHT all right, even with a
    peaceful passing.  May time heal the hurt.  Hang in, Mike.  Sorry.
                                                        
12.1695COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertThu Jan 26 1995 11:011
Bummer.
12.1696GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERSpace for rentThu Jan 26 1995 11:016
    
    
    Much appreciated all.  Very much appreciated.
    
    
    Mike
12.1697HANNAH::MODICAJourneyman NoterThu Jan 26 1995 11:136
    
    Sorry about your grandma Mike.
    
    						Take care.
    
    							Hank
12.169845796::COOKSHalf Man,Half BiscuitThu Jan 26 1995 11:308
    After having a drink after a game of squash last nite,I bumped into
    a couple of old school mates.
    
    Shockingly,an old friend has come out of the closet,and is living with
    a bloke. Disgraceful. The bloke is a ginger beer. Bleeeuch!!
    
    I always knew there was something weird about him.
    
12.1699LJSRV2::KALIKOWDuke of URL sez: `TCL my GUI!' Thu Jan 26 1995 11:364
    Hermph.  30 years after he became one of my oldest friends, one of my
    oldest friends came out of HIS closet.  He's still one of my oldest
    friends.  Live & let live, sez I.
    
12.1700POBOX::BATTISContract StudmuffinThu Jan 26 1995 11:407
    
    Mike
    
    Sorry to hear about your grandmother's passing. Just remember all of
    the good memories that you had.
    
    Mark
12.170145796::COOKSHalf Man,Half BiscuitThu Jan 26 1995 11:408
    Yes,you`re quite correct. 
    
    I doesn`t bother me at all in fact. It just gives me a good excuse to
    say "ginger beer","puff","stoke on trent" etc. `Cos i`m a bit sad
    like that.
    
    
    
12.1702POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Belgian BurgersThu Jan 26 1995 12:212
    
    Hugs, Mike 8^(.
12.1703SUBPAC::JJENSENJojo the Fishing WidowThu Jan 26 1995 12:245
Thoughts are with you, Mike W., and prayers that
grandmother's family and friends are a comfort to
each other.

joanne
12.1704Makes me remember my own GrandmaDECWIN::RALTOGala 10th Year ECAD SW AnniversaryThu Jan 26 1995 12:5612
    Sorry to hear about your grandmother, Mike.  Remember the
    good times with her.
    
    Grandmothers can be very special people... mine sure was.
    After my mother died when we were kids, even though my gramdmother
    was 83 years old, she came over every day to take care of us,
    cook, clean, wash, do shopping and other chores.  We weren't exactly
    easy kids to take care of, either!  And she did it for three years,
    until my father remarried.  To this day I have no idea where she
    got the strength.
    
    Chris
12.1705HELIX::MAIEWSKIThu Jan 26 1995 13:164
  Bummer Mike,

  Condolences,
  George
12.1706BIGQ::SILVASquirrels R MeThu Jan 26 1995 13:4622
| <<< Note 12.1693 by NETCAD::WOODFORD "One week till *D-DAY*." >>>



| TTHT: Wondering if our new instructor in class today will be as good and as 
| humorous as the one that got sick 

	So ya want another mime???

| TTHT: Knowing how much house cleaning and laundry I have to do when I get home
| tonight, 

	I'll be dropping my laundry off at your facility today.....remember to
seperate the colors from the whites. Bleach the whites, but use a fabric
softner for both, and bounce in the dryer. Oh yeah, wash the pants together,
but do the shirts seperately, and on delicate cycle. Thanks! Oh yeah, have
everything ironed by the time I get there tomorrow. :-)   (ok... so I will now
be killed....)



Glen
12.1707BIGQ::SILVASquirrels R MeThu Jan 26 1995 13:4921
| <<< Note 12.1698 by 45796::COOKS "Half Man,Half Biscuit" >>>


| Shockingly,an old friend has come out of the closet,and is living with
| a bloke. Disgraceful. The bloke is a ginger beer. Bleeeuch!!

	AND WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH




	ginger beer? 

| I always knew there was something weird about him.

	Yeah, but then someone had to be your friend... :-)



Glen

12.1708MPGS::MARKEYInvestors in fine Belgian jewelryThu Jan 26 1995 15:185
    Mike,
    
    My condolances on the passing of your grandmother.
    
    -b
12.1709POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Belgian BurgersThu Jan 26 1995 16:033
    
    I'm seriously considering moving to an uninhabited-by-men desert island.
                                                          
12.1710BIGQ::SILVASquirrels R MeThu Jan 26 1995 16:067
| <<< Note 12.1709 by POWDML::LAUER "Little Chamber of Belgian Burgers" >>>


| I'm seriously considering moving to an uninhabited-by-men desert island.


	You're moving to the gay community??? :-)
12.1711NETCAD::WOODFORDOne week till *D-DAY*.Thu Jan 26 1995 16:086
    
    
    **HUGS** To Mz. Deb.....Read your mail.  :*)
    
    
    
12.1712POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Belgian BurgersThu Jan 26 1995 16:095
    
    It's something to consider.  I can't think of one man living that I'd
    prefer over a woman friend.  Not one.
    
    My dad, yes, but he's no longer living.
12.1713COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertThu Jan 26 1995 16:129
>
>	AND WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH
>
>	ginger beer? 
>

	Cockney rhyming slang.

/john
12.1714NETCAD::WOODFORDOne week till *D-DAY*.Thu Jan 26 1995 16:1311
    
    
    TTHT:  I think I'm gonna barf my lunch....I just found a big bug
    in my rice from the LKG cafe'...............
    
    
    Pardon me while I go puke, then head back to class....
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.1715POLAR::RICHARDSONBelgian Burger DisseminatorThu Jan 26 1995 16:161
    Wow, a girl that spews beverages and blows chunks.
12.1716MAIL2::CRANEThu Jan 26 1995 16:234
    .1712
    I am very sad to hear such a low opinon of men. Since there is an
    absence of smilies here I have to assume this is a serious note. I`m
    REALLY lost for words.
12.1717MPGS::MARKEYInvestors in fine Belgian jewelryThu Jan 26 1995 16:307
    Well, we all pretty much suck; it's just that the sexes do it
    differently. Men suck one way, women another. The problem
    is, when you're one sex, you tend to become very sensitive
    to the ways the other sex sucks. If you dwell on it, it
    will drive you crazy. That's pretty much it.
    
    -b
12.1718WMOIS::GIROUARD_CThu Jan 26 1995 16:321
    -1 hey, speak for yourself only! ;-)
12.1719MAIL2::CRANEThu Jan 26 1995 16:332
    .1718
    Thank you.
12.1720MPGS::MARKEYInvestors in fine Belgian jewelryThu Jan 26 1995 16:344
    Yeah. I'm sure neither of you ever act like jerks. Ever. I do it all
    the time! At least I've got the backbone to admit it! :-) :-)
    
    -b
12.1721WMOIS::GIROUARD_CThu Jan 26 1995 16:363
    -1 well, maybe knee-jerk -- and maybe sometime  :-)
    
       Chip
12.1722MAIL2::CRANEThu Jan 26 1995 16:416
    To act like a jerk is not the issue...I`m sure that some where along
    the line some women have acted like jerks also but I don`t go around
    saying that I dislike ALL women because of a few.
    
    No doubt there have been times where I was a jerk but thats no reason
    to dislike me. Especially if its twenty years after the fact!
12.1723DTRACY::CHELSEAMostly harmless.Thu Jan 26 1995 16:433
    Actually, she didn't say she disliked men.  She just couldn't think of
    one she'd prefer over a woman friend.  So she could still like 'em,
    just not as much....
12.1724POLAR::RICHARDSONBelgian Burger DisseminatorThu Jan 26 1995 16:481
    Not even one?
12.1725MPGS::MARKEYInvestors in fine Belgian jewelryThu Jan 26 1995 16:5110
    My point was... the other sex will always dissapoint you (whatever
    the other sex is.) The other sex will also always delight you.
    Some days, one will happen, some days the other will happen, some
    days, nothing will happen. The overall impression you carry of
    the other sex is yours and yours alone to fashion. If you want
    to focus on the inevitable bad, you will be cynical. If you focus
    on the inevitable good, you'll be a fool. Somewhere in the middle
    is nice, especially since it most reflects reality.
    
    -b
12.1726excruciatingly attractivePENUTS::DDESMAISONStoo few argsThu Jan 26 1995 16:556
    
>>    It's something to consider.  I can't think of one man living that I'd
>>    prefer over a woman friend.  Not one.

	not even Hugh Grant?  ;>

12.1727POLAR::RICHARDSONBelgian Burger DisseminatorThu Jan 26 1995 16:571
    Brian, you cynical fool.
12.1728WMOIS::GIROUARD_CThu Jan 26 1995 17:032
    -b you obviously havn't seen Father Knows Best, The Brady Bunch,
       Leave it to Beaver... :-)
12.1729TROOA::COLLINSColour TV, and other household gods.Thu Jan 26 1995 17:053
    
    Brian, you circular pool.
    
12.1730Oh, that isn't what you were talking about. Never mind.COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertThu Jan 26 1995 17:248
re .1717

Well, my friend Carey Fisher used to often quip "close your eyes and
you can't tell the difference".

I have no experience which confirms or denies his claim.

/john
12.1731GAVEL::JANDROWbrain crampThu Jan 26 1995 17:265
    
    
    i thought carey fisher was a woman...
    
    
12.1732COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertThu Jan 26 1995 17:275
Carrie Fisher is a woman.  I do not know her.

I do know Carey Fisher, who doesn't look one bit like Carrie Fisher.

/john
12.1733MPGS::MARKEYInvestors in fine Belgian jewelryThu Jan 26 1995 17:294
    Yeah, but did he write "Postcards From The Edge" and appear in a
    sci-fi movie with Danish pastry glued to the side of his head?
    
    -b
12.1734TROOA::COLLINSHand over all your lupins!Thu Jan 26 1995 17:315
>I do know Carey Fisher, who doesn't look one bit like Carrie Fisher.

    With your eyes closed, can you tell the difference?  :^)
    
12.1735NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Jan 26 1995 17:312
Danish pastry?  Those were definitely fur-bearing, and I've never met a
fur-bearing Danish pastry.  I think they were baby chinchillas.
12.1736GAVEL::JANDROWbrain crampThu Jan 26 1995 17:325
    
    
    oh...didn't know how she spelled her name...mercy
    
    
12.1737BIGQ::SILVASquirrels R MeThu Jan 26 1995 17:334


	If they were fur bearing, somebody better call Deb!
12.1738PENUTS::DDESMAISONStoo few argsThu Jan 26 1995 17:336
>>Those were definitely fur-bearing, and I've never met a
>>fur-bearing Danish pastry.

  you might want to check the LKG caf.

12.1739POLAR::RICHARDSONBelgian Burger DisseminatorThu Jan 26 1995 17:471
    Brian, you perpendicular stool.
12.1740MPGS::MARKEYInvestors in fine Belgian jewelryThu Jan 26 1995 17:505
    >Brian, you perpendicular stool.
    
    Are you calling me a lazy $--thead? :-)
    
    -b
12.1741BIGQ::SILVASquirrels R MeThu Jan 26 1995 17:542
	I think poop is in there somewhere.....
12.1742MPGS::MARKEYInvestors in fine Belgian jewelryThu Jan 26 1995 18:1315
    Try this on for size: (true story)
    
    I had a tuna sandwich (with cheese, lettuce and tomato) that I
    purchased at the caf sitting on a tray on my desk. I rolled
    back my chair to pick up the pen I dropped, and in doing so,
    pushed the chair against the edge of the tray which had the
    plate with the sandwich on it... this caused the tray to
    lift in such a way as to eject the sandwich onto the back
    of my chair. Hearing the sound, I immediately sat up and
    squished the sandwich between my back and the back of the
    chair. I just returned from the men's room where I cleaned
    the sandwich off of the back of my shirt to the bewildered
    stare of onlookers.
    
    -b
12.1743BIGQ::SILVASquirrels R MeThu Jan 26 1995 18:155


	ok brian... you win for best story of the day. YOU get to go with
joanne to see the red sox...
12.1744TROOA::COLLINSHand over all your lupins!Thu Jan 26 1995 18:197
    
    .1742
    
    >I had a tuna sandwich...
    
    Sheesh...here we go with the name-dropping again!
    
12.1745PENUTS::DDESMAISONStoo few argsThu Jan 26 1995 18:204
	.1742  i love that story!  i think you were Curley in that story.
	maybe Larry.  no, Curley.  ;>

12.1746MPGS::MARKEYInvestors in fine Belgian jewelryThu Jan 26 1995 18:221
    Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk.
12.1747MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Thu Jan 26 1995 18:374
>	i think you were Curley in that story.	maybe Larry.  no, Curley.  ;>

Yes, but was he furry?

12.1748POBOX::BATTISContract StudmuffinThu Jan 26 1995 18:376
    
    -b 
    
    Just remeber you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.
    
    Mark
12.1749MPGS::MARKEYInvestors in fine Belgian jewelryThu Jan 26 1995 18:396
    Mark,
    
    Well, I can't tune a piano either as I don't have a tuning hammer.
    So I guess I'm just SOL.
    
    -b
12.1750POLAR::RICHARDSONBelgian Burger DisseminatorThu Jan 26 1995 18:451
    Brian, you peculiar tool.
12.1751MPGS::MARKEYInvestors in fine Belgian jewelryThu Jan 26 1995 18:463
    Oh, so _now_ you're calling me a queer d__khead! :-) :-)
    
    -b
12.1752TROOA::COLLINSHand over all your lupins!Thu Jan 26 1995 18:483
    
    Brian, you're particularly cool.
    
12.1753MPGS::MARKEYInvestors in fine Belgian jewelryThu Jan 26 1995 18:521
    Are you saying I'm unfriendly? :-)
12.1754POLAR::RICHARDSONBelgian Burger DisseminatorThu Jan 26 1995 18:531
    Brian, you habitually drool.
12.1755This is getting worse :-)MPGS::MARKEYInvestors in fine Belgian jewelryThu Jan 26 1995 18:561
    So now I'm full of spit! :-) :-)
12.1756TROOA::COLLINSHand over all your lupins!Thu Jan 26 1995 18:593
    
    Brian, you consistently rule.
    
12.1757MPGS::MARKEYInvestors in fine Belgian jewelryThu Jan 26 1995 19:001
    I guess that means I don't measure up.
12.1758POLAR::RICHARDSONBelgian Burger DisseminatorThu Jan 26 1995 19:051
    Brian, you're incessantly cruel.
12.1759TROOA::COLLINSHand over all your lupins!Thu Jan 26 1995 19:103
    
    Brian, your cube's a cesspool.
    
12.1760MPGS::MARKEYInvestors in fine Belgian jewelryThu Jan 26 1995 19:101
    Well, yes, but I thought we were talking about the bad parts. :-) :-)
12.1761SUBPAC::JJENSENJojo the Fishing WidowThu Jan 26 1995 19:116
    Mozart's haunting you from the grave, that nut.
    
    (You don't get to be Curley in a story unless
     you dress up like a barber, wash and shave a
     turkey before roasting it.)
    
12.1762MPGS::MARKEYInvestors in fine Belgian jewelryThu Jan 26 1995 19:145
    Well, I rarely dress up like a barber unless I'm recreating
    the Lumberjack sketch, but I do wash and shave a turkey
    every morning! :-) :-)
    
    -b
12.1763POLAR::RICHARDSONBelgian Burger DisseminatorThu Jan 26 1995 19:221
    Brian, you encourage renewal.
12.1764PENUTS::DDESMAISONStoo few argsThu Jan 26 1995 19:427
>>    (You don't get to be Curley in a story unless
>>     you dress up like a barber, wash and shave a
>>     turkey before roasting it.)

    You also have to work in "la-DEEEE-da-dah.  Are you married or happy?".
    

12.1765CONSLT::MCBRIDEaspiring peasantThu Jan 26 1995 19:514
    Uh, Brian?  If you didn't like some of the traits assigned you, can I
    have 'em?
    
    Mr. Glass Half Full
12.1766MPGS::MARKEYInvestors in fine Belgian jewelryThu Jan 26 1995 19:524
    Yes you can Brian! By all means, _you_ get to wear the sandwich
    next time!!!! :-)
    
    -b
12.1767POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Belgian BurgersThu Jan 26 1995 21:176
    
    .1742
    
    I'm laughing so hard I'm crying.  Thanks, bri.
                                                 
    I'll add you to the list of living men I like 8^).
12.1768triggers those little brain triggersJULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeThu Jan 26 1995 21:274
    Why did Garfield ask for a piano tuner when he had no piano?
    
    
    He needed to tuna fish!
12.1769COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertThu Jan 26 1995 22:22109
The accompanying press statement, which provides further information about
the death of Bishop David Johnson, was released to the media today
(1/26/95) by the Diocese of Massachusetts.  The covering letter from Bishop
Thomas Shaw was mailed yesterday to all Massachusetts clergy.

LETTER FROM BISHOP THOMAS SHAW TO ALL MASSACHUSETTS CLERGY

Dear Sisters and Brothers in Christ:

Enclosed is the statement that we had originally intended to share with you
on Wednesday morning at our retreat, before it becomes public.  Due to
circumstances beyond our control we felt that releasing it now to the
public would serve the better good.  Your understanding of this difficult
situation is very much appreciated.  You might wish to read the statement
at this point and then return to my closing comments in this letter.

While we trust that the media and others in the general community will
treat this disclosure with the respect and sensitivity that it deserves, we
are fully aware that we cannot control the actions and reactions of those
outside of our community.  What we can do is come together next Wednesday
and give the issues that are conveyed in the statement the depth of
attention that they deserve, and avail ourselves of the main avenues of
healing that can ensue when the truth is told in love.

Your prayers for Jodie and the family, the Presiding Bishop, Barbara and
me, the Standing Committee and each other, have never been more urgently
needed.  I am confident that you will do that, and that you will join with
us next Wednesday to begin the painful but necessary work to understand
what David's life and suicide means for us and for the Church. We can only
hope that by this action we can at least put an end to the erroneous and
harmful rumor and speculation which serves no useful purpose, and turn our
full energy and attention to the challenge that this event poses for our
faith and the integrity of our witness.

Please know of my prayers and love for you all.

Faithfully,

M. THOMAS SHAW, S.S.J.E.
BISHOP


STATEMENT ON THE DEATH OF BISHOP DAVID JOHNSON

       In the two weeks that have passed since Bishop David Johnson took
his own life, information has come to light which, though incomplete and
painful, needs to be shared with the people of this diocese, and with the
Episcopal Church at large and the wider community.
       It is clear that Bishop Johnson was involved in several
extra-marital relationships at different times throughout his years of
ministry, both as a priest and bishop--at least some of these relationships
appear to have been of the character of sexual exploitation.  Detailed
information about these relationships is still lacking.  While some
suspected such behavior, unfortunately no one possessed the factual
information necessary to have made these situations known in any venue
where appropriate action could have been taken; this is, sadly, not an
unusual set of circumstances when people of prominence are involved.
       We now know that Bishop Johnson had struggled with depression over
the years and made at least one previous attempt at taking his own life.
The causes of his suicide are many; we will probably never understand fully
the deep spiritual and psychological turmoil that compelled him to take his
own life at this time.  We will never understand the depth of Bishop
Johnson's own pain and suffering that resulted in tragic consequences for
many innocent people.
       Our purpose in sharing this information now is to begin the critical
process of healing.  We seek to help any and all injured individuals in any
appropriate way we can, if they make themselves and their wishes known to
us.  We assure everyone that we will respect their understandable wish to
keep their coming forward confidential.
       We realize that many would prefer that these hard truths remain
undisclosed out of respect for Bishop Johnson's family and the many good
things he accomplished.  But our years of struggling in the church with the
issue of clergy sexual exploitation and many other issues that cause such
pain and division have shown us again and again that such healing can only
take place when we begin to face such truths together.  There is no truth
in the human condition that lies beyond the reach of God's unfailing love
and redemption.
       Bishop Johnson's family is aware of these facts and, out of concern
for those who have been hurt and for the health of the diocese and church
they love so much, have expressed their desire to have these tragic
circumstances confronted so that they may be put behind us.  The Johnsons'
compassionate understanding during this difficult time is a blessing of
awe-inspiring charity and love for this diocese.
       We have begun to work with both the clergy and lay leaders of the
diocese to begin to deal with the issues this situation raises for the
diocese.  The first steps will be taken on February 1, at a gathering of
this group.

       We ask continued prayers for Jodie Johnson and her family, for the
diocesan community and for Bishop Johnson.  These revelations and the
tragic circumstances of the past two weeks neither negate nor diminish his
years of caring and effective leadership of the Diocese of Massachusetts.
In light of these facts, we feel it is especially important to remember, as
Bishop Shaw said at the funeral for Bishop Johnson, "The test before us is
whether we find now in Christ the freedom to live in this outrageous
tension between gratitude, pity and love on the one hand and pain,
bafflement and anger on the other."

THE RT. REV. M. THOMAS SHAW, S.S.J.E.
BISHOP OF MASSACHUSETTS

THE RT. REV. BARBARA C. HARRIS
SUFFRAGAN BISHOP OF MASSACHUSETTS

THE MOST REV. EDMOND L. BROWNING
PRESIDING BISHOP AND PRIMATE

THE MEMBERS OF THE STANDING COMMITTEE
DIOCESE OF MASSACHUSETTS
12.1770MPGS::MARKEYInvestors in fine Belgian jewelryThu Jan 26 1995 22:3517
    John,
    
    You continue to have my sympathy regarding the obvious pain you
    and others are bearing regarding the death of Bishop Johnson.
    
    I would like to comment though that the letter you have just
    published, in fact, brings up more questions than it answers.
    First, it leaves open the question of how much this had to
    do with the suicide. Second, it leaves open the nature of the
    relationships; particularly with the reference to "exploitation".
    
    It appears to me, as a casual observer, an attempt at some very
    preemptive damage control. If it is not too painful for you
    to discuss, do you share this view? Feel free to tell me to
    mind my own business if I'm overstepping bounds.
    
    -b
12.1771COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertThu Jan 26 1995 22:5721
>it leaves open the nature of the relationships; particularly with the
>reference to "exploitation".

Bishop Shaw told the press that all the partners were women.

Some of the events were while Bishop Johnson was a parish priest.

I don't know any specifics of the "exploitation", but generally
"exploitation", when referring to professionals, means relationships
with persons who have come for counselling, or with subordinates.

Bishop Shaw has been speaking very openly since the day of the discovery
of the body; he announced it was suicide before the police did; he
announced before and at the funeral that there was much more information
that would be forthcoming soon; he announced that the previously scheduled
clergy conference for next week would deal with it in depth.  If you call
telling the truth and announcing the dates on which it is planned to give
more information, and then moving faster than planned "damage control"
then I would agree that this is what has been done.

/john
12.1773SUBPAC::JJENSENJojo the Fishing WidowThu Jan 26 1995 23:176
    	Such disquieting news, John.  My thoughts and prayers are with you.
    	I heard the report and text of the letter on my drive home tonight
    	and was stunned.  Very, very sad indeed.
    
    	joanne
    
12.1774SNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Fri Jan 27 1995 01:034
    Mike,
    
    I'm sorry I have had a few access problems and haven't been around
    for a while. However, I would like to offer my condolences.
12.1775WAHOO::LEVESQUEluxure et suppliceFri Jan 27 1995 10:368
    .    It appears to me, as a casual observer, an attempt at some very
    .    preemptive damage control.
    
     What a sad reflection of society that the first thought in people's
    minds is the open and honest communication on such a delicate and
    tragic subject would be viewed as damage control. One can only wonder
    how continued reticence would be viewed, though one suspects it would
    (rightly) be cause for even greater concern.
12.177645796::COOKSHalf Man,Half BiscuitFri Jan 27 1995 10:4213
    SCUM!
    
    The s.o.b has now parked 3 times this week in front of my garage,making
    it very awkward to reverse out. 
    
    I`ve informed the Police,who will be having a word with the prat from
    hell,but as it is on private property,they can`t tow it away. However,
    I can.
    
    ha! If that pile of crap is parked there next week,It WILL be towed.
    And the owner WILL be charge with the cost.
    
    
12.1777WAHOO::LEVESQUEluxure et suppliceFri Jan 27 1995 10:462
    After you back out, let all the air out of his tires, er, tyres.
    Prehaps that'll get his attention. 
12.1778WMOIS::GIROUARD_CFri Jan 27 1995 10:557
    It might be a sad commentary but it appears that knowledge of this
    is not new... This guy was till in his position, correct?
    
    
    What about the victims?
    
    Chip 
12.1779WAHOO::LEVESQUEluxure et suppliceFri Jan 27 1995 11:091
    The church is asking them to come forward. What else can they do?
12.1780WMOIS::GIROUARD_CFri Jan 27 1995 11:163
    ...you got me.
    
    Chip
12.1781COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertFri Jan 27 1995 11:2424
>    It might be a sad commentary but it appears that knowledge of this
>    is not new... This guy was still in his position, correct?

From the Globe:

  Church officials said they had not known of the problem.  "While some
  suspected such behaviour, unfortunately no one possessed the factual
  information necessary" for officials to take action, they said.

Bishop Johnson had announced his resignation in November, 1993, and was
to have been gone by today.

Sexuality issues is one area in which Bishop Johnson was in disagreement
with me and a declining majority of people in the Church calling for a
return to traditional morality.  Bishop Johnson and the entire leadership
of the Diocese of Massachusetts were very much in the vanguard of a change
in sexual morality.  He was one of a large minority of Bishops who chose
to sign a sexual liberation statement called the "Koinonea Statement"
offered by the heretical Bishop of Newark, John Spong, in opposition to
the "Southwest Bishops'" statement calling for both strongly advocating
traditional moral values as well as pastoral care to those with whom we
disagree.

/john
12.1782COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertFri Jan 27 1995 11:3112
It should also be pointed out that the Episcopal Church has no Pope to
whom Bishop Johnson reported.

If this had been known, it would have required at least ten "communicants
in good standing" at least two of whom are priests, to come forward and
demand the convening of the Court of Trial of a Bishop.

Or another Bishop could have gone to the Presiding Bishop, who would have,
if he had believed the allegations, convened a board of three to seven
bishops to review the situation and decide whether to convene the Court.

/john
12.1783BOXORN::HAYSI think we are toast. Remember the jam?Fri Jan 27 1995 11:5014
RE: 12.1782 by COVERT::COVERT "John R. Covert"

> If this had been known, it would have required at least ten "communicants
> in good standing" at least two of whom are priests, to come forward and
> demand the convening of the Court of Trial of a Bishop.
> 
> Or another Bishop could have gone to the Presiding Bishop, who would have,
> if he had believed the allegations, convened a board of three to seven
> bishops to review the situation and decide whether to convene the Court.

Or a Judge and a Jury in a secular court.


Phil
12.1784COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertFri Jan 27 1995 12:0028
We don't yet know if any secular laws were broken in David Johnson's
misdeeds.  (Well, adultery is illegal in Massachusetts, but you couldn't
tell that in the secular world.)

"Exploitive" relationship, in Episcopal Church terms, is _any_
relationship with a member of his flock.  Even if Bishop Johnson
had been single, he could not have dated _any_ Episcopalian
resident in Eastern Massachusetts, since all are "under his care."
It is that much worse if the woman or women were in leadership
roles, but we don't know who they are yet.

There appears to be a great deal of hypocrisy here; Bishop Johnson
dismissed a parish priest last year for writing love letters to a
parishioner.

Again, I think this underscores the call for the Church to return to
teaching traditional sexual morality.  I and others have been making
this call in letters to Bishop Johnson and to his successor, Bishop Shaw.
My letter to Tom Shaw was written last fall; his response was not
encouraging.

There's a reason that the revealed sexual morality is "one partner
of the opposite sex until death".  Failure to observe this revealed
morality results in suicide, murder, disease, unwanted children,
and a host of other ills.  The Episcopal Church has backed away from
this, embraced the sexual revolution, and gotten itself into trouble.

/john
12.1785NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Fri Jan 27 1995 12:467
>                                            The covering letter from Bishop
>Thomas Shaw was mailed yesterday to all Massachusetts clergy.
>
>LETTER FROM BISHOP THOMAS SHAW TO ALL MASSACHUSETTS CLERGY

I'm curious about the language used here.  Does this mean my rabbi will get
a copy?
12.1786MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Fri Jan 27 1995 12:4711
>				Failure to observe this revealed

>morality results in suicide, murder, disease, unwanted children,
         ^^^^^^^^^
         may result

>and a host of other ills.


Unless you're intimately familiar with all occurrences, I doubt that
you're in a position to state this so unequivocally.
12.1787minor, but still annoying...GAVEL::JANDROWbrain crampFri Jan 27 1995 12:4811
    
    people who call me 'raq' because they either have heard someone else
    call me that or are too lazy to write out my whole name.  i have never
    one referred to myself as 'raq' to this person (and never would), yet
    he keeps leaving notes on my desks (things to do...one of the agents in
    the dept.) addressed to 'raq'...it just irks me that he thinks he can
    call me that...it's kinda like one of those things that is 'earned', so
    to speak, not assumed...
    
    
    
12.1788MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Fri Jan 27 1995 12:532
Mebbe he's a readonly 'boxer/admirer, raq.

12.1789BIGQ::SILVASquirrels R MeFri Jan 27 1995 13:0817
| <<< Note 12.1781 by COVERT::COVERT "John R. Covert" >>>



| Church officials said they had not known of the problem.  "While some
| suspected such behaviour, unfortunately no one possessed the factual
| information necessary" for officials to take action, they said.



	This is the part I have the most questions about. If it had been going
on since he was a priest, and no one could produce factual info, how come it
has happened so quick since he died? 



Glen
12.1790COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertFri Jan 27 1995 13:1016
>>LETTER FROM BISHOP THOMAS SHAW TO ALL MASSACHUSETTS CLERGY
>
>I'm curious about the language used here.  Does this mean my rabbi will get
>a copy?

"MASSACHUSETTS" here refers to the Episcopal Diocese of Massachusetts.

Not even Episcopal clergy in counties from Worcester County and westward
(The Episcopal Diocese of Western Massachusetts) will get the letter.

Bishop Shaw is known as "+Thomas MASSACHUSETTS"; he is writing to his clergy.

(However, that particular heading may have been added not by the diocese but
by the person who first placed the message online; I'm not sure who that was.)

/john
12.1791COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertFri Jan 27 1995 13:166
>If it had been going on since he was a priest, and no one could produce
>factual info, how come it has happened so quickly since he died? 

Good question.  Maybe we'll know when we find out exactly what it is.

/john
12.1792HELIX::MAIEWSKIFri Jan 27 1995 13:176
  So who picks the Episcopal Bishops?

  Does the arch-bishop who runs the Anglican Church run the American church as
well or is there an arch-bishop in the U.S.?

  George
12.1793COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertFri Jan 27 1995 13:2313
Episcopal Bishops are elected by the diocese which needs a new bishop.

This election is then confirmed by the Standing Committees of a majority
of the dioceses in the United States.

Once the election is confirmed, the bishop is consecrated by at least
three other bishops.

The Episcopal Church has no archbishops.

The Archbishop of Canterbury has no authority over the Episcopal Church.

/john
12.1794MAIL2::CRANEFri Jan 27 1995 14:037
    .1787
    Your right, I shall call you Raquel from this day forth or until you
    tell me differently. I "assumed" it was O.K. because I see in the notes
    as Raq. 
    
    Regards, 
    Raymond
12.1795GAVEL::JANDROWbrain crampFri Jan 27 1995 14:1212
    
    ray(mond),
    
    boxfolk are one thing...i sign my name that way...but this guy is
    someone i sort of work with and i highly doubt he reads soapbox...he 
    is just a bit arrogant and frequently talks down to me (and others) as 
    if if don't understand english (even if he does slaughter it with that 
    accent)...
    
    
    -raq
    
12.1796NETCAD::WOODFORDOne week till *D-DAY*.Fri Jan 27 1995 14:548
    
    
    <----Well Raq, if he *is* a read only in here, he certainly
    knows who he is, and how you feel about him now.  :*)
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.1797MAIL2::CRANEFri Jan 27 1995 15:312
    Does this mean I can call you Raq??? I`ll even do it without an accent.
    
12.1798POLAR::RICHARDSONBelgian Burger DisseminatorFri Jan 27 1995 15:351
    Everybody has an accent, except for mutes.
12.1800POLAR::RICHARDSONBelgian Burger DisseminatorFri Jan 27 1995 15:421
    Yes, oh great Nostradamus of boxland.
12.1801Now that I have your attention!!DECLNE::REESEToreDown,I'mAlmostLevelW/theGroundFri Jan 27 1995 16:069
    Raq,
    
    If this dude ever calls you this again, just like him straight in
    the eye and say "that's Raquel to you", then
    
    
                       {{{smaq}}}(tm) him :-)
    
    
12.1802POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Belgian BurgersFri Jan 27 1995 16:305
    
    .1798
    
    Some have lovelier accents than others 8^).
                  
12.1803GAVEL::JANDROWbrain crampFri Jan 27 1995 16:335
    
    actually, karen, i have thought of that...
    
    
    
12.1804POBOX::BATTISContract StudmuffinFri Jan 27 1995 17:2510
    
    << DECLNE::REESE "ToreDown,I'mAlmostLevelW/theGround"
    
    < If this dude ever calls you this again, just like him straight in>
                                                   >>>>
    
    Or Karen, she could just lick him straight in the eye, that would
    surely get his attention.
    
    Mark
12.1805POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Belgian BurgersFri Jan 27 1995 17:372
    
    I'm being moved again as we speak 8^p.
12.1806MPGS::MARKEYInvestors in fine Belgian jewelryFri Jan 27 1995 17:386
    >I'm being moved again as we speak 8^p.
    
    Well, I would say this could be good or bad, depending on how
    you define "moved". :-)
    
    -b
12.1807;>PENUTS::DDESMAISONStoo few argsFri Jan 27 1995 17:446
    
>>    Well, I would say this could be good or bad, depending on how
>>    you define "moved". :-)

	It probably has nothing to do with Bach.

12.1808MPGS::MARKEYInvestors in fine Belgian jewelryFri Jan 27 1995 17:476
    >It probably has nothing to do with Bach.
    
    Ya never know, she *could* be listening to some of the pipe
    organ music I suggested previously. :-)
    
    -b
12.1809BIGQ::SILVASquirrels R MeFri Jan 27 1995 17:574

	No, she said she would rather spend time with her woman friends than
with her men friends (except for BM)...
12.1810MPGS::MARKEYInvestors in fine Belgian jewelryFri Jan 27 1995 18:0110
    >No, she said she would rather spend time with her woman friends than
    >with her men friends (except for BM)...
    
    Glen,
    
    Ever since I dated a nurse and she told me they use BM as shorthand
    for "bowel movement" on patient charts, I've preferred BDM, or
    just plain -b, TYVM. :-) :-) :-) :-)
    
    -b
12.1811Got ya!BIGQ::SILVASquirrels R MeFri Jan 27 1995 18:029
| <<< Note 12.1810 by MPGS::MARKEY "Investors in fine Belgian jewelry" >>>



| Ever since I dated a nurse and she told me they use BM as shorthand
| for "bowel movement" on patient charts, I've preferred BDM, or
| just plain -b, TYVM. :-) :-) :-) :-)

	Oh.... I was referring to Brian McBride.... :-)
12.1812MPGS::MARKEYInvestors in fine Belgian jewelryFri Jan 27 1995 18:087
    Ooops sorry. I got added to the list late yesterday, an event
    which had great significance in my life and is most definitely
    something I'm going to put on my resume :-), and well, I was
    just so darn happy to be on the list I just plum forgot about
    the other BM, er, B_M, whatever his middle initial is.
    
    -b
12.1813BIGQ::SILVASquirrels R MeFri Jan 27 1995 18:133

	Ya mean the BuM? :-)
12.1814ttht:major grumpy day...GAVEL::JANDROWbrain crampFri Jan 27 1995 18:475
    
    yeahbut...deb...what a wonderful place you are being moved to!!!
    
    
    
12.1815MPGS::MARKEYBan assault tuna sandwichesFri Jan 27 1995 21:358
    When you least expect it, life can sneak up on you and suck
    in ways you never imagined possible. The last 24 hours are
    a case in point. I can't go into it, but I'm not what you
    would call a happy camper at this point in time. Oh well,
    at least I'm going shooting tomorrow and can think about
    all the fun I'll have.
    
    -b
12.1816POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Belgian BurgersSat Jan 28 1995 01:308
    
    I worked 12 hours of overtime this week 8^p.
    
    I feel like death warmed over.
    
    I was moved for the 5th time in less than 5 months.
    
    I have no phone.
12.1817Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Sun Jan 29 1995 22:331
    I.....errr.....nevermind
12.1818POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Belgian BurgersMon Jan 30 1995 02:402
    
    Spit it out, Martinluv 8^).
12.1819Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Mon Jan 30 1995 03:152
    I was gonna say about not being able to watch the SB as I would be
    at work, but nevermind :^)
12.182033598::CRANEMon Jan 30 1995 10:303
    Spike bite the hell out of my thumb yesterday, right threw my fireman`s
    gloves. He`d a bite clear to the bone if I didn`t have them on. At
    least he`s clean!
12.1821Tree ratsMOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Mon Jan 30 1995 10:362
Well, don't say we didn't warn ya, Ray.

12.182233598::CRANEMon Jan 30 1995 10:481
    I know, I know! Still cute he is. 
12.1823MAIL2::CRANEMon Jan 30 1995 11:141
    Having a flat tire 10 degrees above zero....
12.1824My left ear is freeeeeezzzzzzzinnnnggggg!ROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150 kts. is TOO slow!Mon Jan 30 1995 11:226
    My driver's side window decided that 'up' is no longer in it's
    vocabulary:-(
    
    Hopefully I can get it fixed today.
    
    Bob
12.1825BIGQ::SILVASquirrels R MeMon Jan 30 1995 12:285
| <<< Note 12.1823 by MAIL2::CRANE >>>

| Having a flat tire 10 degrees above zero....

	Spike strikes again, huh?
12.1826MAIL2::CRANEMon Jan 30 1995 12:413
    .1825
    Not Spike this time...simple ware. I was hoping to get threw till June
    but I guess not. 
12.1827CONSLT::MCBRIDEaspiring peasantMon Jan 30 1995 12:585
    Hey now, if you must refer to me by initials please do so by inserting
    an N in the middle TYVM.  Beside that I have absolutley no clue what
    you folks were referring to.  
    
    Brian
12.1828BIGQ::SILVASquirrels R MeMon Jan 30 1995 12:597

	Ok, so now I am puzzled. If they were worn down enough for one to die,
that must mean there wasn't much tread on there, right? Now, you wanted to wait
until June to change it, but that would mean going the entire winter on close
to dead tires. Winter, where under normal conditions we would have a ton of
snow right now. Does this make sense????? :-)
12.1829Hope this helps....?MAIL2::CRANEMon Jan 30 1995 13:046
    .1828
    The tires are far from bald and the leak poped up on the outside wall
    of the tire, the weakest point. Unfortunatly because of its location
    (the hole that is) I`ll need to replace both, this way I`ll have two
    new tires and one good spare. I do not let them get to canvas because
    of the weather and distance (80 miles a day) back and forth to work.
12.1830BIGQ::SILVASquirrels R MeMon Jan 30 1995 13:133

	Ok, that explains it. I was puzzled..... :-)
12.1831WMOIS::GIROUARD_CMon Jan 30 1995 14:413
    -1 jigsaw or crossword?
    
       Chip
12.1832BIGQ::SILVASquirrels R MeMon Jan 30 1995 15:473

	a little of both...
12.1833MPGS::MARKEYLlamas are larger than frogsMon Jan 30 1995 17:173
    A disappointing album (Vroom) from the reunited King Crimson.
    
    -b
12.1834TROOA::COLLINSMon Jan 30 1995 19:1210
    
    TTH this past weekend:
    
    My girlfriend's mother has renal cancer, which we knew for a while.
    We were recently told that it has metastasized (moved to her lungs).
    No prognosis has been given by the doctors, but our own research tells
    us that this is 5th stage, and the 5-year survival rate is approx. 5%.
    
    Expecting '95 to be a long, bad year.
    
12.1835Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Mon Jan 30 1995 21:182
    's funny how people suddenly fall ill have time off work when the 
    boss is out of the country...... Lightweights.
12.1836Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Mon Jan 30 1995 21:562
    Two friends are going to Bali today for 2 months. Humph, and I 
    gotta work.
12.1837Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Mon Jan 30 1995 22:324
    Just found out that one of the absent coleagues has apparently 
    got Glandular Fever. If that's for real, it means I have got a
    hell of a lot of work to take care of over the next month or
    so.
12.1838MPGS::MARKEYLlamas are larger than frogsMon Jan 30 1995 22:407
    >Just found out that one of the absent coleagues has apparently 
    >got Glandular Fever.
    
    That sounds like something a high school student would get...
    the cure is generally known as a "prom". :-)
    
    -b
12.1839CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Tue Jan 31 1995 00:5011



 Hearing that my upstairs neighbors are moving this next weekend..wonderful
 folks with 2 lovely young daughters (5 and 3) who have made my life around
 this place rather pleasant.  I will now be the longerst term resident of
 the building I am in (6 years last Thurs).  


 Jim
12.1840glandular fever = mononucleosisPOWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Belgian BurgersTue Jan 31 1995 02:081
    
12.1841Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Tue Jan 31 1995 02:382
    
    exsqueeze me
12.1842GAVEL::JANDROWbrain crampTue Jan 31 1995 11:125
    
    
    my toes still haven't thawed out after the drive here...
    
    
12.1843STOWOA::JOLLIMORESomething The Boy SaidTue Jan 31 1995 11:233
	wear shoes next time.
	
	;-)
12.1844CONSLT::MCBRIDEaspiring peasantTue Jan 31 1995 11:363
    Raq, were you doing a flinstone on the way to work?
    
    
12.1845NETCAD::WOODFORDThirty on Thursday..Proud of it.Tue Jan 31 1995 11:4113
    
    
    TTHT: Another fiorinol day. :(
    
    TTHT: Looking forward to a one on one with my boss at 9:30 this
    morning, and oly having 30 minutes of his time to go over everything.
    
    TTHT: Trying to get my office moved.  What a mess I've collected in the
    last two and a half years!!!!
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.1846not that I've actually seen it!!!! :>>COMICS::MCSKEANESANTA!!!! Ye forgot ma M16!!!!Tue Jan 31 1995 12:109
    >< Note 12.1845 by NETCAD::WOODFORD "Thirty on Thursday..Proud of it."
    
    
    >TTHT: Trying to get my office moved.  What a mess I've collected in
    >the last two and a half years!!!!
    
    Don't forget to move that bra from your top drawer, Terrie!!!!!!
    
    polie  :>>>>
12.1847NETCAD::WOODFORDThirty on Thursday..Proud of it.Tue Jan 31 1995 12:319
    
    
    As a matter of fact Polie, I brought it home with me
    yesterday, in my 'brief'case.  :*)
    
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.1848GAVEL::JANDROWbrain crampTue Jan 31 1995 12:559
    
    well...for your information, jay, dear...i did have shoes on...it's
    just that the heat in my car really sucks...it's even worse on the
    passenger side...but of course, the ninnies at the dealership say they
    found nothing wrong...one more winter, and hopefully i'll be able to
    buy something else...tho i love my 'stang, i need something more
    practical for new england winters...
    
    
12.1849MAIL2::CRANETue Jan 31 1995 12:582
    .1848
    I`d be happy to warm your feet....
12.1850:-(MPGS::MARKEYLlamas are larger than frogsTue Jan 31 1995 13:1614
    TTHLW:
    
    By way of news... I heard that Quantum has layed off between 200 and
    300 workers in the US, with approximately 50 of those layoffs happening
    in Shrewsbury Mass (across the street from where I work). I know that
    some ex-boxers were at that facility (Burati, Cook spring to mind), but
    I am not aware of their status.
    
    The nth-hand story I heard told of a guy who received a pay increase
    and a promotion last Monday, only to be layed off on Friday (without
    any notice, just walked out the door).
    
    Brian
    
12.1851PENUTS::DDESMAISONStoo few argsTue Jan 31 1995 13:205
>>    some ex-boxers were at that facility (Burati, Cook spring to mind), but
>>    I am not aware of their status.

	Ron made it through the cut.

12.1852SUBPAC::JJENSENJojo the Fishing WidowTue Jan 31 1995 13:342
Hopefully Cookster had a sword and was
able to persuade management to pass him by.
12.1853BIGQ::SILVASquirrels R MeTue Jan 31 1995 13:365


	Brian, they all did get raises, and then like you said, some were
escorted out the door. 
12.1854A reply; not a "thing to hate"COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertTue Jan 31 1995 13:495
Cookster is safe...

He's a contractor now, but hopes to be a regular employee soon.

/john
12.1855CONSLT::MCBRIDEaspiring peasantTue Jan 31 1995 13:494
    Mostly contractors, roughly 10% of staff per a Quantonian I supped with
    last evening.  
    
    Brian
12.1856the ex-digits...GAVEL::JANDROWbrain crampTue Jan 31 1995 13:506
    
    
    wasn't there a clause in their contract that they were to be employed
    for a year after the deal???
    
    
12.1857PSDV::SURRETTETue Jan 31 1995 13:505
    
    re. .1854
    
    Of course he's safe... He's Batman.
    
12.1858GAVEL::JANDROWbrain crampTue Jan 31 1995 13:527
    
    
    <---
    
    %^>
    
    
12.1859SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBe vewy, vewy caweful awound Zebwas!Tue Jan 31 1995 13:549
    
    re: .1856
    
    raq....
    
     I believe the time span involved was 6 months....
    
    It's been 6 months... so guess what?
    
12.1860MPGS::MARKEYLlamas are larger than frogsTue Jan 31 1995 14:183
    It's been less than 4 months, but who's counting... (early October).
    
    -b
12.1861GAVEL::JANDROWbrain crampTue Jan 31 1995 14:549
    
    
    re:time frame... i was just repeating what i had heard...
    
    and as it turns out, a number of the laid off were ex-digits...
    
    
    
    
12.1862TROOA::TRP109::Chrisif not now, when?Tue Jan 31 1995 15:0310
	re:1834

	John, as you may know, I have had very little time to get into
	the 'box lately.  Decided to set my notes read for yesterdays
	date and one of the first things I read was the bad news about
	your girlfriends mother. I am so sorry.  Having had the experience
	of my mothers illness I am (unfortunately) in a good position
	to empathize with what you will be going through.  My condolences.

	Chris
12.1863STOWOA::JOLLIMORESomething The Boy SaidTue Jan 31 1995 15:253
	well rak, until you get a new car, wear a hat. it'll help keep
	your feet warm. (i had a similar problem w/a ford. turned out the
	thermostat was stuck open.)
12.1864BIGQ::SILVASquirrels R MeTue Jan 31 1995 15:425

	Who's rak, and how will a hat keep her toes warm????

	At least the thermostat thing makes sense... :-0
12.1865NETCAD::WOODFORDThirty on Thursday..Proud of it.Tue Jan 31 1995 15:4511
    
    
    Glen, wearing a hat allows your body to hold in it's own heat, as most
    body heat escapes through the top of your head. (Heat rises)  It does
    make sense.
    
    
    :*)
    xo
    Terrie
    
12.1866TROOA::COLLINSTue Jan 31 1995 15:477
    
    .1862,
    
    Many thanks, Chris.
    
    jc
    
12.1867OOTOOL::CHELSEAMostly harmless.Tue Jan 31 1995 15:598
    Re: .1865
    
    >as most body heat escapes through the top of your head. (Heat rises) 
    
    "Heat rises" doesn't apply.  Otherwise, the second most common source
    of heat loss would be the neck (which it isn't) instead of the feet
    (which it is).  I'm sure it has to do with blood flow, since that's the
    body's temperature maintenance mechanism.
12.1868CONSLT::MCBRIDEaspiring peasantTue Jan 31 1995 16:036
    Chelsea is on track.  More blood vessels are concentrated in the head 
    than any other part (I think) this is why your head radiates 90% of the 
    heat your body loses.  This is also why head injuries are often very 
    messy.  
    
    Brian
12.1869Tanks fer the info Terrie! YOU helped solve the problem!BIGQ::SILVASquirrels R MeTue Jan 31 1995 16:0413
| <<< Note 12.1865 by NETCAD::WOODFORD "Thirty on Thursday..Proud of it." >>>



| Glen, wearing a hat allows your body to hold in it's own heat, as most
| body heat escapes through the top of your head. (Heat rises)  

	Raq, I have an idea for you. Buy a hat, attach 2 isulated tubes to it,
run them to your shoes. Your feel will stay warm that way! Sound good? 


Glen

12.1870NETCAD::WOODFORDThirty on Thursday..Proud of it.Tue Jan 31 1995 16:047
    
    
    I was just kidding with the 'heat rises' comment. :*)
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.1871SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBe vewy, vewy caweful awound Zebwas!Tue Jan 31 1995 16:055
    
    <--------
    
    Seems like too many people are paying attention Terrie... :)
    
12.1872NETCAD::WOODFORDThirty on Thursday..Proud of it.Tue Jan 31 1995 16:074
    
    
    Everyone but me that is....attention would cost too much today. :}
    
12.1873BIGQ::SILVASquirrels R MeTue Jan 31 1995 16:149
| <<< Note 12.1872 by NETCAD::WOODFORD "Thirty on Thursday..Proud of it." >>>



| Everyone but me that is....attention would cost too much today. :}


	But Terrie, you're one of the elite! Many of us peasants listen to
EVERYTHING you say. We can't help it. We obey our _Babes.......
12.1874NETCAD::WOODFORDThirty on Thursday..Proud of it.Tue Jan 31 1995 16:1614
    
    
    RE: ...we obey our babes....
    
    
    hmmmmmm...give me a few....there's gotta be a response to that last
    note that can actually be printed here....all the ones that come to
    mind immediately would be set hiddn in a heart beat.  :*)
    
    
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.1875MPGS::MARKEYLlamas are larger than frogsTue Jan 31 1995 16:205
    The caf's idea of Chinese food in celebration of Chinese New Year.
    
    GAG!
    
    -b
12.1876NETCAD::WOODFORDThirty on Thursday..Proud of it.Tue Jan 31 1995 16:2325
    
    
    TTHT:  My lunch....noodles, cauliflower, and another fiorinol. :(
    
    
    MY HEAD IS KILLING ME!!!!!!!!!  :*(
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12.1877SUBPAC::JJENSENJojo the Fishing WidowTue Jan 31 1995 16:543
You need a pair of electric socks, raq!

joanne (spouse of the ice fisherman)
12.1878SUBSYS::NEUMYERSlow movin', once quickdraw outlawTue Jan 31 1995 17:098
    re .1875
    
    	Yuck......
    
    	Had to throw the whole thing out. Why don't they stick to
    overcooking the regular stuff.
    
    ed
12.1879GAVEL::JANDROWbrain crampTue Jan 31 1995 17:1116
    
    who the hell is that rak person?????
    
    (and normally, my feet don't stay cold on the ride it...i just happened
    to wear my dress shoes while driving...i usually put on my soqs and
    sneaqers when i wear a sqirt so i can walq across the parqing lot a lot
    faster...but today i just wore my shoes...but i still have a heat
    problem in my car...but i'll live...i just don't offer to drive too
    much in the winter time...)
    
    electric soqs??  i have seen them...attractive was not the first word
    that came to mind...
    
    (and our chinese new year cafe celebration isn't until tomorrow....good
    thing i usually bring my lunch, eh???)
    
12.1880Two woks FraserSPEZKO::FRASERMobius Loop; see other sideTue Jan 31 1995 18:2312
        Never saw  a caf yet that could do anything approaching Chinese
        food, in appearance, smell, texture, flavour or presentation!!
        
        &y (with chicken  satays  marinading, to be served with sub gum
        fried  rice and a  dipping  sauce  to  be  devised  later,  but
        probably sweet/spicy hot. Yum!)
        
        PS. Don't you hate that almost black "saturated in  soy"  fried
        rice?   Nothing like a nice golden, colourful fried  rice  with
        the yellow of the egg, crunchy green peppers, crisp white  bean
        sprouts and bamboo shoots...
        
12.1881CONSLT::MCBRIDEaspiring peasantTue Jan 31 1995 18:271
    <----- Don't forget the snow peas and baby shrimps/pork/chicken!
12.1882POLAR::RICHARDSONhapless-random-thought-patternsTue Jan 31 1995 18:301
    {grumble gurgle growl}
12.1883SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBe vewy, vewy caweful awound Zebwas!Tue Jan 31 1995 18:433
    <-------
    You forgot the rest of you....
    
12.1884Talk hardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Tue Jan 31 1995 22:062
    I'm sooooo tired, I just can't get into things today. (work I mean)
    
12.1885CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Wed Feb 01 1995 01:3810



 Just as I'm getting ready to leave work today, the phone rings..I answer it
 "Jim Henderson"...voice on the other end: "Hello, is this Jim Henson?"  eesh..

 

 Jim HenDERson
12.1886POLAR::RICHARDSONhapless-random-thought-patternsWed Feb 01 1995 02:271
    Well, that's what you get when you make all those puppets.
12.1887but it was still a good nite ...GAVEL::JANDROWbrain crampWed Feb 01 1995 11:154
    
    not getting enough sleep ... i am beat ...
    
    
12.1888SUBPAC::SADINcaught in the 'netWed Feb 01 1995 11:245
    
    
    	do tell raq.....:)
    
    
12.1889GAVEL::JANDROWbrain crampWed Feb 01 1995 11:295
    
    
    i went to da symphony last nite...
    
    
12.1890MAIL2::CRANEWed Feb 01 1995 11:302
    .1889
    Did ya see Elmor Fudd chaseing Buggs Bunny around??
12.1891SUBPAC::SADINcaught in the 'netWed Feb 01 1995 11:405
    
    
    	or daffy getting hit with a canon ball?
    
    
12.1892POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Organic JewelryWed Feb 01 1995 11:422
    
    No canon; but a symphony, a concerto, and a rondo 8^).
12.1893MAIL2::CRANEWed Feb 01 1995 11:493
    I didn`t know (until today that is) that John Williams is leaving the
    Boston Pops. Did he give a reason? I read this morning that a 35 year
    old is picking up the role.
12.1894GAVEL::JANDROWbrain crampWed Feb 01 1995 12:3515
    
    tthy:  went to put in my right contact...it bothered my eye...i took it
    out and saw a piece of lint on it, so i put it back in the saline to
    rinse it while i put in the left one...went to put the right one back
    in, didn't see the lint, but man, did it irritate my eye...took it out,
    and there was that lint again...however, on closer examination, it was
    revealed that it wasn't a piece of lint at all...but a tear...and not
    even on the edge...like 1/3 of the way into the lens...how the hell did
    that happen??
    
    but, i did discover this a.m. that i had an extra right lens at home...
    probably from the time last year when i was ripping lenses left and
    right...literally...
    
    
12.1895BIGQ::SILVASquirrels R MeWed Feb 01 1995 12:484

	They've been looking for a conductor for 2 years now. I believe JW has
already left. I thought his final concert was the 4th of July.
12.1896NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Feb 01 1995 12:505
> Just as I'm getting ready to leave work today, the phone rings..I answer it
> "Jim Henderson"...voice on the other end: "Hello, is this Jim Henson?"  eesh..

Why don't you call yourself James?
TTWA: Why doesn't Dick Swett call himself Richard?
12.1897Lady drivers...GAAS::BRAUCHERWed Feb 01 1995 13:1310
    
    Lady rear-ended me this AM, at about 3 miles an hour.  Nobody hurt,
    no discernible damage.  But of course exchanged names/addresses, etc.
    
    Why tailgate somebody stuck behind a truck on a one-lane road.  The
    truck stopped, I stopped, she braked but not fast enough.
    
    Tailgating does not work, according to Sir Isaac Newton.
    
      bb
12.1898BIGQ::SILVASquirrels R MeWed Feb 01 1995 13:225

	bb, it has nothing to do with lady drivers. I had this old man in front
of me this morning. I tailgated him for about 10 miles. Oh wait... maybe it is
a lady drivers thing..... :-)
12.1899NETCAD::WOODFORDThirty on Thursday..Proud of it.Wed Feb 01 1995 14:0512
    
    
    TTHT:  Having to cancel tonights bash. :(  I just don't feel well,
    and I'm so nervous about this entrance exam that I'd be no fun
    at all, and probably end up crying at my own party.
    
    
    Sorry folks..... :((
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.1900NETCAD::WOODFORDThirty on Thursday..Proud of it.Wed Feb 01 1995 14:054
    
    
    SNARF!!!!!
    
12.1901MAIL2::CRANEWed Feb 01 1995 14:146
    .1899
    I used to sweat EVERY test I took in 7.5 years of college. Half way
    through my MBA program I realized that there was nothing to it. I just
    gave it my best and it always worked out. I`m sure you will do well,
    I`ll keep my fingers crossed for you...now take a deep breath and go fo
    it.
12.1902%^pPpPpPpPpP...GAVEL::JANDROWbrain crampWed Feb 01 1995 14:1914
    
    
    for your information, bb, the person that rear-ended me last year that
    gave me a sprained neck and bumper (car) damage was a man...i am just
    appalled (2p's) at your insinuation that lady drivers are tailgaters or
    bad drivers in general!!!  i, for one, know i am not a bad driver...a
    bit unlucky when it comes to speeding tickets, but not a bad driver...not
    one of the accidents i was involved in were my fault...
    
    i demand you take that back and issue a gender-wide apology!!!!!!!!!!!!
    
    
    
    
12.1903COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertWed Feb 01 1995 14:254
Why is it that when people in Boston mention the Symphony, so many people
think of the Pops?

/john
12.1904POLAR::RICHARDSONhapless-random-thought-patternsWed Feb 01 1995 15:321
    You mean like Diet Coke?
12.1905POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Organic JewelryWed Feb 01 1995 15:473
    
    Because The Pops are geared towards hoi polloi 8^)?
    
12.1906MPGS::MARKEYLlamas are larger than frogsWed Feb 01 1995 15:485
    Because the Pops suck and therefore appeal to a larger audience.
    
    There, I said it.
    
    -b
12.1907SUBPAC::JJENSENJojo the Fishing WidowWed Feb 01 1995 16:022
I ain't goin' to no symphony concert if don't have a wabbit
that can play piano with his ears.
12.1908Is that Nearer My God to Thee I hear playing?DECLNE::REESEToreDown,I'mAlmostLevelW/theGroundWed Feb 01 1995 21:5041
    TTHT: our many, many, TOO many warranty policies.  Every business
    unit is establishing warranty that they think will best suit their
    product.  Apparently they have no pity for the poor sales people
    and distributors who must put these quotes together.
    
    Typical call this AM with tiered VAR:
    
    Yes sir, these FM part #s will uplift the warranty on the Sable (2100)
    to 7 x 24 DECservice....no, those part #s do not include the monitor.
    OK, so we do a 3 year uplift to the monitor manually.
    
    Oh, you're including a new Multia/Quicksilver on that quote, well that
    warranty is 1 year on-site, 2 years RTD on the hardware.  I can give
    you the FM part #s to uplift that warranty...on this one the monitor
    will be included.
    
    What's that, you're also quoting a PB510-AB (that's one of the new
    AlphaServer 400 4/166s) we just announced those.  Oh, you really
    want to add that?  Um, er, well you see we don't have ANY part #s to
    uplift that warranty yet.  Call product manager "that part # just be-
    came quotable".  Me - I know that, a sales rep would like to sell a bunch
    but they want to uplift the 90 day software warranty.  "I'll have to
    get back to you Karen, we don't have anything on this yet."
    
    And since we've just changed the warranty on networks products back
    to 1 year RTD, I just didn't have the energy to ask if there were
    any included on his quote.
    
    AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    
    I know we're trying to allow the business units to operate their own
    businesses, but are we going to wind up with several hundred different
    flavors of warranty????  I wish we could force these dudes/dudettes to
    generate a complete quote, not just quote warranty for their special
    "babies".
    
    Sure hope Ron and Mikey can swim, they're gonna be drowning soon :-(
    
    Hell DOES have our phone number and today it was 1-800-DEC-SALE!
    
    
12.1909WMOIS::GIROUARD_CThu Feb 02 1995 09:505
    my grandson (who turns 1 this weekend) has been diagnosed with
    inactive tuberculosis... gotta get some materails and check this
    out... we're a little concerned.
    
    Chip
12.1910NETCAD::WOODFORDThirty on Thursday..Proud of it.Thu Feb 02 1995 10:208
    
    
    Bummer Chip!  My heart goes out to the little fella! :(
    
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.1911WMOIS::GIROUARD_CThu Feb 02 1995 11:053
    Thank you Terrie...
    
    Chip
12.1912POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Organic JewelryThu Feb 02 1995 11:286
    
    I have heard tell that some "diseases of the past" (as far as the West
    is concerned) are cropping up again.  
    
    This is not good news, and I hope your grandson is ok 8^/.
                                      
12.1913POBOX::BATTISContract StudmuffinThu Feb 02 1995 11:434
    
    Sorry to hear that Chip, hope all is ok with the little one.
    
    Mark
12.1914NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Feb 02 1995 12:143
Several years ago, a friend of mine worked in a medical bookstore.  A customer
came in seeking books on TB.  The customer said that TB was making a comeback
because of AIDS.  Turns out he was right.
12.1915CSC32::M_EVANSproud counter-culture McGovernikThu Feb 02 1995 12:1912
    Gerald,
    
    And not just because of aids.  In the early '80's funding for TB
    screening, treatment, and prevention were cut, as the number of active
    TB cases had dropped down to the point where people thought the disease
    "was beaten" in the US.  At the same time institutions were purged of
    people with choronic mental illnesses who wound up on the streets. 
    This large number of homeless, packed into shelters, and not likely to
    follow the entire treatment plan for TB have increased the number of
    cases, as well as the number of drug resistant TB cases in the US.  
    
    meg
12.1916POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Organic JewelryThu Feb 02 1995 12:274
    
    Do they (the ubiquitous they) still test for tb in schools, or is that
    passe?  I remember being stabbed by the little 3-pronged thingy in 5th 
    grade.
12.1917CSC32::M_EVANSproud counter-culture McGovernikThu Feb 02 1995 13:418
    Deb,
    
    It  may be coming back, but my oldest didn't get pronged until she went
    for her physical for college.  My middle child has not been tested in
    school, in fact, the schools no longer offer immunization updates (with
    parental permission) the way they did when  I was in elementary school. 
    
    meg
12.1918HANNAH::MODICAJourneyman NoterThu Feb 02 1995 13:4610
    Hi Deb
    
    I believe that both my youngsters have been tested,
    
    In fact, when I finally had a physical after 30 or so years,
    I too was tested for it. 
    			
    						Regards
    
    							Hank
12.1919SUBPAC::JJENSENJojo the Fishing WidowThu Feb 02 1995 13:484
	My 7-year-old hasn't had any TB testing done by the school.
	(But everything's been done by our doctor.)  I remember
	getting the TB test and those little vials of polio vaccine
	from the school nurse.
12.1920POLAR::RICHARDSONhapless-random-thought-patternsThu Feb 02 1995 13:504
    Well, if you made your kids study more and watch less TV, you wouldn't
    have to worry about them passing all these tests.

    Glenn
12.1921SUBPAC::JJENSENJojo the Fishing WidowThu Feb 02 1995 13:535
I never studied for my TB test.  Is that why I
keep having dreams that I'm back in school and
can't remember the combination for my locker, so
I can't the books I need for a test in a subject
I can't remember?
12.1922GAVEL::JANDROWbrain crampThu Feb 02 1995 14:0114
    
    well, the last time i went to my doctor, the nurse went through that
    list of questions for new patients...and when she got to the tb
    question (as in when the last time i got tested) i told her i had no
    idea...and she said that they (the collective they) test for it in the
    10th grade (at schoool), around the age of 15...
    
    so, that means i have to get tested later this year...
    
    fun
    
    
    
    
12.1923OOTOOL::CHELSEAMostly harmless.Thu Feb 02 1995 14:342
    I had to be tested for TB to work in a daycare center the summer before
    I started college.
12.1924WMOIS::GIROUARD_CThu Feb 02 1995 14:449
    the doctor told my d-i-l not to worry too much. it's inactive and
    he can be treated fairly easily. i think once you've contracted it
    and have been cleared you cannot contract it again.
    
    can anyone confirm that?
    
    Chip
    
    P.S. thanks for all the kind concern
12.1925SMURF::BINDERgustam vitareThu Feb 02 1995 15:114
    .1924
    
    you can't be cleared of it.  it can be kept inactive, but once you have
    tb you will always have it.
12.1926DECLNE::REESEToreDown,I'mAlmostLevelW/theGroundThu Feb 02 1995 16:344
    Gosh Chip, give the little one a hug.  Any idea how one contract's
    TB (even if it is an inactive form)?
    
    
12.1927WMOIS::GIROUARD_CThu Feb 02 1995 16:469
    i don't know if the area (Tucson, Az) has anything to do with it.
    i'd mentioned earlier about Valley Fever...
    
    i think it's very contagious. if I remember correctly, institutions
    were in existence (many years ago) to isolate people with TB...
    
    thanks again, all... :-)
    
    Chip
12.1928SUBPAC::SADINcaught in the 'netThu Feb 02 1995 16:5912
    
    
    	>    i think it's very contagious. if I remember correctly, institutions
>    were in existence (many years ago) to isolate people with TB...
    
    	Yes, it's very contagious. The town I live in (Rutland
    Massachusetts) was the home of a TB hospital many many years ago. I
    helped make a nature trail out beyond the ruins of it...
    
    
    jim
       
12.1929MPGS::MARKEYLlamas are larger than frogsThu Feb 02 1995 17:0314
    Rutland! My keyboard player lives there (Mike Michitelli)... his Dad is
    Vinny of Vinny's Restaurant fame on Rt 122 in Holden. Mike's brother
    Ken runs the place now, Vinny is retired in Florida with this wife.
    Vinny is also my godfather...
    
    
    ANYWAY.... about Rutland... have you ever heard anything surrounding
    the mystery of Rutland state park, and why exactly, the federal
    government needed an underground bunker there in WW II with gas
    jets sticking into it? (Like maybe the Nazis weren't the only ones
    gassing people en masse, but no, our lovely US federal goverment
    would _never_ think of that).
    
    -b
12.1930no gas in rutland mass! :*)SUBPAC::SADINcaught in the 'netThu Feb 02 1995 17:1540
    
    
>    Rutland! My keyboard player lives there (Mike Michitelli)... his Dad is
>    Vinny of Vinny's Restaurant fame on Rt 122 in Holden. Mike's brother
>    Ken runs the place now, Vinny is retired in Florida with this wife.
>    Vinny is also my godfather...
    
    	Ah yes, Vinny's restaurant. I've dined there quite a bit! Small
    world...
    
>    ANYWAY.... about Rutland... have you ever heard anything surrounding
>    the mystery of Rutland state park, and why exactly, the federal
>    government needed an underground bunker there in WW II with gas
>    jets sticking into it? (Like maybe the Nazis weren't the only ones
>    gassing people en masse, but no, our lovely US federal goverment
>    would _never_ think of that).
    
    	hehehehe....alright Brian, take it easy now. :) The feds don't own
    any property in Rutland (that I know of). The underground bunker wasn't
    really an underground bunker, and it wasn't used during WWII! Rutland
    is the home of what we all locally refer to as the "prison camps".
    During the british/american war, british POW's were kept there. One
    of the few buildings left standing are the solitary confinement
    building (referred to as the "Alamo") and the old vegetable cellar (the
    "underground bunker"). The veg cellar is built into the side of a hill
    and the entrance used to be covered up except for a small hole in the
    top that you could wiggle down into (if you're a flyweight like me).
    Kids used to party in there all the time (I mean for decades they used
    this thing) until the town finally had enuff and dug out the entrance
    to it. You can now walk in and out of it freely (no more playing tunnel
    rat). There are some underground tunnels, but they only go a few
    hundred yards at the most. 
    
    	Also, if you ever drive down there, keep your vehicle to the road!
    lot's of old wells, cellar holes, etc are in the fields. You'd do
    well to watch where you step also...I've seen some of my hunting
    partners almost go down a well or two.
    
    
    jim
12.1931MPGS::MARKEYLlamas are larger than frogsThu Feb 02 1995 17:223
    Oh Dear. There aren't any cesspools are there? :-)
    
    -b
12.1932SUBPAC::SADINcaught in the 'netThu Feb 02 1995 17:239
    
    
    	re .1931
    
    	nah, the locals drank 'em dry......
    
    
    
    ;*)
12.1933PNTAGN::WARRENFELTZRThu Feb 02 1995 18:151
    Losing two more good people on the Sales Account today....
12.1934POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Organic JewelryThu Feb 02 1995 20:442
    
    Every time I sit down at my desk in my cube I start to sneeze.
12.1935POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Organic JewelryThu Feb 02 1995 20:466
    
    Waiting all day for the revisions to the 89 slide presentation I've
    been working on since January 23rd, only to receive a miniscule amount
    of it at 4:45 with the promise of more to come 8^p.
    
    Of course it needs to be presented tomorrow morning.
12.1936 ;*) SPEZKO::FRASERMobius Loop; see other sideFri Feb 03 1995 10:0410
>    <<< Note 12.1934 by POWDML::LAUER "Little Chamber of Organic Jewelry" >>>
>    Every time I sit down at my desk in my cube I start to sneeze.
        
        You wouldn't  be  that woman I read about, Deb - every time she
        sneezed she had  an orgasm?  When asked what she was taking for
        it, replied "pepper!" ...
        
        &y
        

12.1937CSOA1::LEECHI'm the NRA.Fri Feb 03 1995 11:4017
    Another snowstorm to hit this afternoon, tomorrow, tomorrow
    afternoon...etc.
    
    Just when the snow we got last week is just about melted off.  
    It is just in time to ruin the weekend (I have a taekwondo tournament to go
    to, which calls for about 20 miles of travel...not a long ways, but in
    8 inches of snow- assuming they don't close the roads like they did
    last weekend- it could take a while).  Let's see...20 miles at 10
    miles/hr= 2 hours (assuming normal Cincinnati "deep" snow speed), which
    means I'll have to get up extra early. 
    
    Why can't it wait until Sunday/Monday? 
    
    whine whine whine...
    
    
    -steve           
12.1938CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Fri Feb 03 1995 12:0512


 We're supposed to get a bunch in NH tomorrow..which is OK by me, I don't 
 have to be going anywhere tomorrow..what I do hate, though, is I have a
 couple things to pick up at the grocery store tonight and I just *know* it
 will be packed with people stocking up as if it will be days before they're
 able to get out again.



Jim
12.1939SUBPAC::JJENSENJojo the Fishing WidowFri Feb 03 1995 12:165
Don't remind me, Jim.  I just want to go and do
a "normal" week's grocery shopping this evening, like
I do around this time every week.  And I just know
I'll be dodging crazed hoarders with 29 gallons of
milk and 47 loaves of bread.
12.1940CSOA1::LEECHI'm the NRA.Fri Feb 03 1995 12:191
    <----you forgot to mention canned good, bottled water and beer  8^)
12.1941CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Fri Feb 03 1995 12:2513


 All I need is milk and cat food..so stay outta my way :-)


 The frenzy will be fed by the 6 o'clock news which will feature a 
 "reporter" talking about frantically loading up on batteries, candles,
 flashlights, etc.



 Jim
12.1942SUBPAC::JJENSENJojo the Fishing WidowFri Feb 03 1995 12:399
I always seem to be in the store with the loonies
who stock up with ridiculous items.  Something like
a cartload of bananas that will all ripen at exactly
the same moment, then become uneatable about 10
minutes after that.

Packaged foods, water, beer... those I can understand.
(Although I don't think *anyone* needs 108 cans of
Dinty Moore Beef Stew.)
12.1943POBOX::BATTISContract StudmuffinFri Feb 03 1995 13:037
    
    all you right coast people afraid of a little snow????? God, come to
    the Midwest, where we laugh at snowfalls of a foot or more. Course it
    is 35 today and cloudy and all our snow is melting.............. :-)
    :-)
    
    Mark
12.1944DECLNE::REESEToreDown,I'mAlmostLevelW/theGroundFri Feb 03 1995 13:1116
    Wow, I didn't think NE folks carried on like they do here in Gawgia
    before a predicted storm :-)
    
    Down here snow removal equipment is at minimum requirements, so
    people really DO get stuck at home.  We just wait until the sun melts
    it off side roads.  Neighborhoods are very spread out, so it isn't
    always possible to walk to a store.  (It would probably take MadMike
    DAYS to get to civilization) :-)
    
    Growing up in NE Pennsylvania, I can only remember one time when there
    was so much snow, trucks supplying the supermarkets couldn't get down
    into Wyoming Valley.  My Dad and I hiked Indian style to the closest
    Mom/Pop store, bought the ingredients for bread, powdered milk (not
    great but better than nothing).  Mom rewarded us with yummy homemade
    bread a few hours later.
    
12.1945HELIX::MAIEWSKIFri Feb 03 1995 13:138
  It's not so much a fear of snow. It's more the aggravation of digging out
the cars and fighting the traffic in an attempt to carry on with normal life
while buried under the white stuff.

  If I could afford to take all of February off and go take skiing lessons,
it's be no big deal at all. 

  George
12.1946CSOA1::LEECHI'm the NRA.Fri Feb 03 1995 13:163
    Heavy snow could possibly delay UPS today...which will be bringing my
    new speakers.  Could also keep away prospect for buying my old
    electronics, who is supposed to come by tonight.  8^(
12.1947GAVEL::JANDROWbrain crampFri Feb 03 1995 14:595
    
    deb, re: your sneezing...it might have something to do with your cube
    neighbor...no lie...
    
    
12.19488^)POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Organic JewelryFri Feb 03 1995 15:033
    
    I ate an entire box of antihistamines this morning, so I haven't been
    sneezing...however, it's difficult to sneeze when you're sound asleep!
12.1949z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-tttt he's goneCSSREG::BROWNKB1MZ FN42Fri Feb 03 1995 15:114
    I suppose "Big Al" on ch 50 will be foaming at the mouth in paroxysms
    of ecstasy this evening. I'll have to zap hiom with my home made star
    trek "phaser" (actually a humongo big red LED and battery  guts from
    a lazer tag "raygun".
12.1950HUMANE::USMVS::DAVISFri Feb 03 1995 15:288
    <<< Note 12.1948 by POWDML::LAUER "Little Chamber of Organic Jewelry" >>>
                                    -< 8^) >-

Sneezing is sometimes an involuntary reaction to intense pleasure.



What, exactly, is on the NRA poster?
12.1951POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Organic JewelryFri Feb 03 1995 15:383
    
    <-- the names of all the card-carrying NRA members who attend the
    	bashes 8^).
12.1952NETCAD::WOODFORDThirty on Thursday..Proud of it.Fri Feb 03 1995 15:394
    
    
    And this excites you Mz. Deb?  :*)
    
12.1953POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Organic JewelryFri Feb 03 1995 15:445
    
    Heck, once I got into my thirties, I discovered that EVERYTHING excites
    me 8^).
    
    
12.1954NETCAD::WOODFORDThirty on Thursday..Proud of it.Fri Feb 03 1995 15:585
    
    
    Oh no, does that mean I'm gonna get *worse* than I already am?!?!?!  
    Alan's gonna be in *BIG* trouble now.....  :*)
    
12.1955SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBe vewy, vewy caweful awound Zebwas!Fri Feb 03 1995 16:075
    
    
    Sorry mz_deb....  If you check out the list closely, you'll see Dick
    Swett's name on there....  ;)
    
12.1956POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Organic JewelryFri Feb 03 1995 16:112
    
    I do admit there are a couple of forgeries 8^).
12.1957SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBe vewy, vewy caweful awound Zebwas!Fri Feb 03 1995 16:238
    
    Forgeries???
    
    heaven forbid!!!
    
    
    BTW... how would you know??  :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
    
12.1958NETCAD::WOODFORDThirty on Thursday..Proud of it.Fri Feb 03 1995 16:269
    
    
    TTHT: (I think)  Having to ask Mz. Deb what something means, and
    getting no response yet....Is it *THAT* bad??????  :*)
    
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.1959POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Organic JewelryFri Feb 03 1995 16:305
    
    Andyluv...Bill Clinton & Chris Eastland were NOT at 'tine's that day
    8^).
    
    I woulda seen 'em, really.
12.1960SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBe vewy, vewy caweful awound Zebwas!Fri Feb 03 1995 16:306
    
    >I woulda seen 'em, really.
    
    
    Nope... nope.... I'm not gonna say it... nope....
    
12.1961NETCAD::WOODFORDThirty on Thursday..Proud of it.Fri Feb 03 1995 16:3211
    
    
    Thanks Mz. Deb...I think..... :)
    
    
    TTHT: Not hearing that sooner.  :*)  I think I'll give it a try.  :*)
    
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.1962POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Organic JewelryFri Feb 03 1995 16:322
    
    TERRIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  8^)
12.1963POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Organic JewelryFri Feb 03 1995 16:332
    
    Now Andy, I was wearing my contact lenses the whole time 8^).
12.1964NETCAD::WOODFORDThirty on Thursday..Proud of it.Fri Feb 03 1995 16:336
    
    
    <note the look of innocence>
    
    Yes, Mz. Deb?  :*)
    
12.1965MPGS::MARKEYLlamas are larger than frogsFri Feb 03 1995 16:354
    Have you people been discussing small western-European countries which
    are known to produce jewelry of aquatic origins again? :-)
    
    -b
12.1966NETCAD::WOODFORDThirty on Thursday..Proud of it.Fri Feb 03 1995 16:378
    
    
    I'm going to die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    
    
    
    :*)
    
12.1967SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBe vewy, vewy caweful awound Zebwas!Fri Feb 03 1995 16:385
    
    RE: .1963
    
    Nope... nope I'm STILL not gonna say it... nope...
    
12.1968POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Organic JewelryFri Feb 03 1995 16:394
    
    .1266
    
    But not until AFTER she hurries home to try it 8^).
12.1969NETCAD::WOODFORDThirty on Thursday..Proud of it.Fri Feb 03 1995 16:394
    
    
    A really appropriate snarf.
    
12.1970SMURF::BINDERgustam vitareFri Feb 03 1995 16:444
    ttht.
    
    dithering over whether i'll listen to tchaikovsky or rott or debussy or
    delius after the mathias disc runs out.
12.1971GAVEL::JANDROWbrain crampFri Feb 03 1995 16:527
    
    oh mz_debra...
    
    a little nit to your note earlier about the card-carry folk that signed
    the nra list...
    
    i am on that list...
12.19728^)POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Organic JewelryFri Feb 03 1995 16:586
    
    And exactly where did I say that every person on the list was a c-c nra
    member?			     ^^^^^^^^^^^^
    
    
    8^p
12.1973HUMANE::USMVS::DAVISFri Feb 03 1995 16:587
              <<< Note 12.1971 by GAVEL::JANDROW "brain cramp" >>>

    
>    i am on that list...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAchoooooooooooo!
(And I don't even know you)
12.1974GAVEL::JANDROWbrain crampFri Feb 03 1995 17:019
    <--- huh???
    
    
    and deb:  .1951:
    
        <-- the names of all the card-carrying NRA members who attend the
            bashes 8^).
    
    
12.1975NETCAD::WOODFORDThirty on Thursday..Proud of it.Fri Feb 03 1995 17:028
    
    
    TTHT:  From here on out, I will never again be able to listen to ZZTop
    with a straight face.  :*)
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.1976NETCAD::WOODFORDThirty on Thursday..Proud of it.Fri Feb 03 1995 17:034
    
    
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA....Raq missed that, but I got it!  :*)
    
12.1977POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Organic JewelryFri Feb 03 1995 17:068
    
        ><-- the names of all the card-carrying NRA members who attend the
        >    bashes 8^).
    
    
    Where in this sentence does it say that the ONLY names on the list are
    the CCNRAM?
    
12.1978GAVEL::JANDROWbrain crampFri Feb 03 1995 17:107
    
    
    i guess it's all a matter of interpretation...
    
    
    (what are you talking about, ter?)
    
12.1979POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Organic JewelryFri Feb 03 1995 17:112
    
    <-- yes, well, and mine is right 8^).
12.1980GAVEL::JANDROWbrain crampFri Feb 03 1995 17:116
    
    
    i'm gonna knock down this wall and smaq you in a minute if you don't
    chill, woman...
    
    
12.1981POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Organic JewelryFri Feb 03 1995 17:122
    
    ooh!
12.1982NETCAD::WOODFORDThirty on Thursday..Proud of it.Fri Feb 03 1995 17:169
    
    
    Raq....see note .1950
    
    :*)
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.1983GAVEL::JANDROWbrain crampFri Feb 03 1995 17:218
    
    oh...
    
    
    methinks he would not be sneezing...
    
    
    
12.1984SUBPAC::SADINcaught in the 'netFri Feb 03 1995 17:216
    
    
    	I didn't follow this conversation until Terrie mentioned
    ZZ-top...now I understand....:)
    
    
12.1985NETCAD::WOODFORDThirty on Thursday..Proud of it.Fri Feb 03 1995 17:478
    
    
    SHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.  :*)
    
    
    
    
    
12.1986"don't let it go to your head"MPGS::MARKEYLlamas are larger than frogsFri Feb 03 1995 18:013
    ... and this is what she said to me... "I want a..."
    
    -b
12.1987NETCAD::WOODFORDLight dawns over marblehead....Fri Feb 03 1995 18:0411
    
    
    <cracking up> hehehehehehe <blush>
    
    
    I'm going home now...have a great weekend everyone.
    
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.1988SUBPAC::SADINcaught in the 'netFri Feb 03 1995 18:595
    
    
    	let's us know how that jewelry comes out.....;*)
    
    
12.1989GAVEL::JANDROWbrain crampFri Feb 03 1995 21:015
    
    tth:
    the puffies...
    
    
12.1990Isn't waste wonderful?MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Fri Feb 03 1995 22:0110
Read in here where a few folks mentioned the SAVE video and
figured it was something participants received so I wasn't
too concerned about it until I got home and found one of the
ridiculous things in my own mailbox.

Since when do we have money to waste on this crap? And since
most of us prolly can't afford the "investment program"
anyway, what's the point?


12.1991CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Sat Feb 04 1995 03:2331


 Tonight on my first trip to the grocery store, a woman was standing in front
 of me and apparantly had no purchases..I kinda scratched my head wondering
 what she was doing, seeing that the belt on which I desired to place my
 soon to be purchases had a void which I was prepared to fill but couldn't
 as this woman was taking up the place..soon, 2 kids (8-10 I believe)
 arrived, quart of milk in hand and charged past those in line (which
 snaked up one of the food aisles) breaking through the wall of defenders
 right where their mother (the space takerupper) was standing..gleefully
 she welcomed the youngsters and was prepared to move up in line, when
 she screeched in horror, realizing that her kids had erroneously acquired
 a quart (she wanted a half gallon) of 2% milk rather than the whole milk
 which those of us in line quickly learned which she really wanted.  She
 proceeded to read the poor kids the riot act about the difference between
 2% and whole milk and the color coding and the difference between half gallon
 and gallon jugs and angrily dispatched her now disgruntled and confused
 offspring back to the milk aisle in search of the preferred dairy
 product.

 I felt quite bad for these kids as this woman berated them in front of the
 whole crowd of people there, and when they returned (thankfully with the
 right milk) she pointed to the clock and placed the blame for their tardiness
 to their destination squarely on the shoulders of the poor kids..

 As I headed towards my car moments later, I came across this same group,
 the mother squawking at her kids as they hurried towards their car..


 Jim
12.1993LJSRV2::KALIKOWDEC: Triumph of Open InnovationSat Feb 04 1995 15:077
    Hey HenDERson, you think YOU got a bad deal?  The former prexy of Prime
    Computer Inc. was named Joe Henson, and when he began to screw up
    bigtime (-:among other reasons, because he failed to take my advice:-)
    many around the company began calling him the Chief Muppet.
    
    So countcher blessings!!
    
12.1994CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Sat Feb 04 1995 18:5523



>    	So Jim, was the line moving all this time, or did she hold up
>    	all the people behind her as she waited for her returning kids?
    
   The line was moving..I had forgotten, in fact, that the kid came back
   with a jug which again was wrong..she finally said "Here, you stand behind
   this guy (me) and *I'll* get the milk" . I suspect that, based on the 
   expression on the faces of those waiting in line, that had she held them
   up there would have been a riot in that place. 




       
   > 	Maybe you should have cheered up the kids with a few of your
   > 	muppets.  :^)


    I probably would have cheered the kids up if I had told their mother
    what I was thinking ;-)
12.1995COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertSat Feb 04 1995 19:075
I think I'm going to go out and shovel right now (for the second time);
the rain is about to move in, and I don't want to have to shovel rain-
soaked snow tomorrow morning.

/john
12.1996LJSRV2::KALIKOWDEC: Triumph of Open InnovationSat Feb 04 1995 20:362
    Nice year-snarf, /john!
    
12.1997perplexedTROOA::TEMPLETONSun Feb 05 1995 02:304
    I got another letter from Ed to-day telling me I am his short list for
    $10,000.000.00. I can't understand why I keep getting these little bits
    of good news, I don't buy magazines from stores or anywhere else.
    Should I or should I not get drawn into this scam? 
12.1998CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Sun Feb 05 1995 16:5212




 I quickly toss the things in the trash...





 Jim
12.1999LJSRV2::KALIKOWDEC: Triumph of Open InnovationSun Feb 05 1995 17:265
    Discovering this almost-ripe-for-SNARFing note and being too veddy
    honorable to boost myself into it with a cheap empty posting like this
    one.  No, sniff, I leave it to you, you opportunistic slug, whoEVER you
    are.
    
12.2000Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Sun Feb 05 1995 22:001
    I hate snarfs
12.2001Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Sun Feb 05 1995 22:481
    This incredible hangover which I appear to have. :^|
12.2002Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Sun Feb 05 1995 22:505
    I hate it when people don't respond to e-mails you send them regarding
    urgent business matters.... gawd I'm p!**ed off with a few people
    today..
    
    Hmmph.
12.2003NETCAD::WOODFORDLight dawns over marblehead....Mon Feb 06 1995 10:5810
    
    
    TTHT: People who send e-mail that is pathetic
    and totally uncalled for, because they can't
    seem to mind their own business.  Geesh...
    
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.2004GOOEY::JUDYThat's Ms. Bitch to you!Mon Feb 06 1995 13:279
    
    
    	...feeling like I have a hangover when I don't.  =(
    	Hurt my back and caught a cold while out shoveling 
    	yesterday.  Get up this morning and find that some
    	(*&%$&()%^  drove up over the mound of snow that I
    	threw, knocking half of it back in front of my garage.
    	I'm *not* a happy camper this morning....
    
12.2005CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Mon Feb 06 1995 13:5212




 Neighbors moved out apparantly in a real hurry Friday to beat Saturday's
 storm...didn't get to say goodbye :-(




Jim
12.2006POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Orgastic BlissMon Feb 06 1995 13:532
    
    Everything, and nothing.
12.2008POLAR::RICHARDSONWeird Canadian Type GeezerMon Feb 06 1995 14:331
    Bad, and good?
12.2007SMURF::BINDERgustam vitareMon Feb 06 1995 14:3413
    .1990
    
    > SAVE video .. money to waste on this crap?
    
    delblasto, if you'd stop for a moment, long enough to think about it,
    you might discover that it's not a waste.  the presentation must be
    given to all 'murican employees.  if the video lasts an hour, you can
    bet your bottom dollar it cost a helluva lot less to make than the
    value of the one-hour-per-employee's productivity lost in giving it to
    everybody ON COMPANY TIME in however many sites we still have open. 
    doing it with a video, to be watched on the employees' own time, was a
    stroke of pure unadulterated financial genius, and i applaud whoever
    thought of it.
12.2009I don't have 2% (or more) of my income to 'invest'MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Mon Feb 06 1995 14:387
>    stroke of pure unadulterated financial genius, and i applaud whoever
>    thought of it.

Conversely, they could have sent a simple mailing with a business reply
card for those who were interested to return as a request for further
info. What good did it do to send it to those who tossed it sight unseen?

12.2010SMURF::BINDERgustam vitareMon Feb 06 1995 14:403
    ttht.
    
    the cost of good auto body work.
12.2011SMURF::BINDERgustam vitareMon Feb 06 1995 14:4212
    .2009
    
    > sent a simple mailing with a business reply
    > card
    
    and set up a department (or hired a fulfillment house) to handle it... 
    
    that'd have cost more than simply mailing to everyone - especially
    since it was packaged and sent by a fulfillment house, whose business
    it is to handle blind mailings like this economically.
    
    think it through ALL the way, jack.
12.2012WMOIS::GIROUARD_CMon Feb 06 1995 15:164
    IMHO, the video served one purpose, and one purpose only. it gave all
    the lazy people who didn't want to read the literature an out...
    
    Chip
12.2013hit and runSX4GTO::OLSONDoug Olson, SDSC West, Palo AltoMon Feb 06 1995 15:4521
    TTH last Friday night...
    
    Thule Fog.
    
    Idiots who pull off in indecision about whether to proceeed into Thule
    fog...especially,
    
    The idiot who pulled back onto the highway to turn around WITHOUT CHECKING
    FOR TRAFFIC and hit us driving past, especially...
    
    since he was too chicken#### to face what he'd done and drove off into
    the fog.
    
    FUNNY how twenty minutes later we found a couple checking out damage to
    their front end, with the hood open, in a fast food joint in Marysville
    perfectly visible from SR70, how they jumped back into their car and
    took off.  Not before I got the license plate though.
    
    Now I'll let the staties and the insurance companies sic 'em.
    
    DougO
12.2014WMOIS::GIROUARD_CMon Feb 06 1995 15:473
    good man! good luck and burn 'em at the stake!
    
    Chip
12.2015NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Mon Feb 06 1995 15:534
>    IMHO, the video served one purpose, and one purpose only. it gave all
>    the lazy people who didn't want to read the literature an out...

I'm lazy and don't want to read the literature and I don't have a VCR.
12.2016WAHOO::LEVESQUEluxure et suppliceMon Feb 06 1995 16:091
    suffer
12.2017GAVEL::JANDROWbrain crampMon Feb 06 1995 16:417
    
    
    the fact the dpw of fitchburg (or whichever depart) has a different 
    definition of "plowed streets" in their vocabulary than do most of the
    residents of the city...
    
     
12.2018SUBPAC::SADINcaught in the 'netMon Feb 06 1995 16:448
    
    
    	<snicker snicker>
    
    	I have a friend who plows for fitchburg. I'll remember to speak to
    him about that....:*)
    
    
12.2019PENUTS::DDESMAISONStoo few argsMon Feb 06 1995 16:516
	Can't imagine Fitchburg could be worse than Carlisle was on
	Saturday night.  Drove from Carlisle to Chelmsford at 7:00
	and had to zig-zag across the road half the time just to
	get up the inclines.  It was, how you say, ridiculous.

12.2020GAVEL::JANDROWbrain crampMon Feb 06 1995 16:549
    
    
    well, let's put it this way...i saw a plow once by 8:00 saturday nite
    that was actually plowing.  the roads seemed worse sunday morning than
    they did saturday nite.  and you still can not see the ground on my
    street...
    
    and chico, you do tell him that charles street is a very important
    street!!!  
12.2021PCBUOA::LEFEBVREPCBU Asia/Pacific MarketingMon Feb 06 1995 16:573
    FYI, Fitchburg is one of the hilliest cities in the country.
    
    Mark.
12.2022POLAR::RICHARDSONWeird Canadian Type GeezerMon Feb 06 1995 16:591
    So folks there have good grades?
12.2023MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Mon Feb 06 1995 17:0110
>    think it through ALL the way, jack.

I did. And it's yet another instance of junk mail that I receive which
I then have the responsibility of disposing of. In this case, it included
a plastic video cassette which can't be burned or recycled. I get enough
crap in the mail already without having my employer contribute to the
solid waste problem. You can rationalize all you like about the economies
involved, Dick, however sending unwanted materials in an unsolicited fashion
is irresponsible.

12.2024PENUTS::DDESMAISONStoo few argsMon Feb 06 1995 17:033
 .2023  can't argue with that reasoning.

12.2025CONSLT::MCBRIDEaspiring peasantMon Feb 06 1995 17:079
    RE: Fitchminster (The twin cities of Fitchburg-Leominster :-) 
    
    The snow banks on my street (Fitchburg also) are 4-5 feet away from the 
    curb.  They did a right lousy job of plowing after this storm.  I could 
    understand if there wasn't money for plowing or some such but this is the 
    first real storm we've had.  The least they could have done was plow the 
    roads properly.  
    
    Brian
12.2026already been mentioned...GAVEL::JANDROWbrain crampMon Feb 06 1995 17:104
    
    RE: fyi...
    
    fitchburg is the 2nd hilliest city in the country...
12.2027CONSLT::MCBRIDEaspiring peasantMon Feb 06 1995 17:117
    Jack,
    
    You can tape over the tape though and all of the rest of the stuff can
    be burned in the fire place or wood stove.  The length of the tape may
    only be good for getting the commercial break though. :-)
    
    
12.2028SMURF::BINDERgustam vitareMon Feb 06 1995 17:147
    .2023
    
    jack, i didn't say it was responsible or ecologically sound, i said
    that it was financially good for digital.  and it was.  you don't
    really expect a company like this to display anything resembling a
    conscience after the way they've treated their people over the past
    three or four years, do you?
12.2029NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Mon Feb 06 1995 17:201
Someone in HUMANE::DIGITAL claims the Mother DEC didn't pay for the mailing.
12.2030Thule fog...ROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150 kts. is TOO slow!Mon Feb 06 1995 17:395
re: .2013

Bike racks cause fog?????

Bob
12.2031SUBPAC::SADINcaught in the 'netMon Feb 06 1995 17:468
    
    
    	TtHT:
    
    	no lunch yet....long day in the fab....<yawn>
    
    
    jim
12.2032WELSWS::HEDLEYLager LoutMon Feb 06 1995 19:307
TTHT, and lots of other times;

transposed typing, ie when I'm not looking at the keyboard or the screen,
and discover that I've just typed `sue' to try and get a directory listing.
(or ka for Unixies)

Chris.
12.2033BIGQ::SILVASquirrels R MeMon Feb 06 1995 19:357
| <<< Note 12.2031 by SUBPAC::SADIN "caught in the 'net" >>>


| no lunch yet....long day in the fab....<yawn>

	Well Jim... if you'd do your work and stay out of the box, you'd be
eatin when you are supposed to!!!!  :-)  :-) 
12.2034SUBPAC::SADINcaught in the 'netMon Feb 06 1995 19:4611
    
    
    	re .2033
    
    	funny guy....:*)
    
    	Actually, the box keeps me entertained while my machine is
    planarizing away....:)
    
    
    jim
12.2035BIGQ::SILVASquirrels R MeMon Feb 06 1995 19:554

	Jim, we're making planes in that FAB!!??  I knew it wasn't filled to
capacity yet, but I hadn't realized we were filling it with that stuff...
12.2036SUBPAC::JJENSENJojo the Fishing WidowMon Feb 06 1995 20:024
Planes isn't the worst of it, Glen.

When you hear them talking about "chips",
it's Doritos, Fritos, Tostitos.....
12.2037BIGQ::SILVASquirrels R MeMon Feb 06 1995 20:083

	Then why is Jim complanin about not eatin lunch??? 
12.2038GIDDAY::BURTLet us reason togetherMon Feb 06 1995 22:3210
TTHT

Maggots



actually I hated them yesterday, and I'll hate them tomorrow too.


Chele
12.2039COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertMon Feb 06 1995 23:005
Weirdos in Florida, calling up Pam's aunt, whose husband died of cancer a
few months ago, telling her they've seen him alive, and that he looks so
good she'll hardly recognize him.

/john
12.2040Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Mon Feb 06 1995 23:291
    THAT is sick, damn it. That really makes me <r.o> Mad
12.2041Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Mon Feb 06 1995 23:363
    re.2038
    
    Having trouble with your husband are you ?? :*)
12.2042GIDDAY::BURTLet us reason togetherTue Feb 07 1995 00:4119
There _are_ worse things than putting your hand in a backpack filled with
yoghurt.

The kid brought his last weeks lunchbox home last night.

It was alive.

It had spilled into his backpack.




******  I HATE MAGGOTS!   *******




Chele

12.2043Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Tue Feb 07 1995 01:223
    I guess I should feel sorry for you, well I do, a bit. But, I did
    laugh/giggle/smile then have devious thoughts after reading your
    last note.
12.2044SUBPAC::SADINcaught in the 'netTue Feb 07 1995 10:145
12.2045GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERSpace for rentTue Feb 07 1995 10:2011
    
    
    
    Stopped this morning to give this guy a ride who was broken down.  We
    are in single digit temperatures here in Maryland.  I remember last
    winter when I was broken down at the same place under the same
    circumstances (about 5:45 am).  Some guy picked me up, and I remember
    how thankful I was.  
    
    
    Mike
12.2046MAIL2::CRANETue Feb 07 1995 10:294
    .2045
    Why did you post this under things to hate?
    
    I woke up with a stiff neck!!
12.2047GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERSpace for rentTue Feb 07 1995 10:313
    
    
    Good question.  I guess it was to follow Jim's cold temp reading.
12.2048SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBe vewy, vewy caweful awound Zebwas!Tue Feb 07 1995 11:387
    
    RE: Maggots
    
    Best little suckers to use when fishing cause they wriggle a long time
    after being impaled on a hook.... Lotsa wriggling attracts lotsa
    fish...
    
12.2049MAIL2::CRANETue Feb 07 1995 11:424
    .2048
    Watched a special as to how maggots can also determine the length of
    time a person has been dead, what season that person was killed in and
    a host of other things.
12.2050POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Orgastic BlissTue Feb 07 1995 11:444
    
    Well isn't this special.
    
    I was going to have some breakfast, but now I'm not so sure 8^p.
12.2051SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBe vewy, vewy caweful awound Zebwas!Tue Feb 07 1995 11:507
    
    <---------
    
    Sorry Mz_deb...
    
     One person's nightmare is another persons bait... :)
    
12.2052MAIL2::CRANETue Feb 07 1995 11:513
    .2050
    Mz. Lauer, You should eat breakfast BEFORE  you read the notes. You`ll
    never know what is here to greet you first thing in the morning.
12.2053GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERSpace for rentTue Feb 07 1995 11:514
    
    
    
    Have some rice pudding, Deb.......
12.2054WMOIS::GIROUARD_CTue Feb 07 1995 11:531
    Or Tapioca?
12.2055SUBPAC::SADINcaught in the 'netTue Feb 07 1995 12:037
    
    
    	best way to grow good maggots for fishing is to put a roadkill in a
    plastic trash bag in a damp corner of the cellar and wait about two
    weeks. Plenty of bait, if you can stand the stink....;*)
    
    
12.2056CNTROL::JENNISONNo turning backTue Feb 07 1995 12:0512
	TTHLN

	Being 5 minutes late for aerobics, sitting at a light
	in Hudson with allowable right on red, behind 6 cars turning
	right, all waiting for the light.

	Um, RIGHT ON RED, PEOPLE!

	My class was understanding, but my heartrate was already
	over the top before I even started.  I don't think I came down
	until I arrived back home...
12.2057SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBe vewy, vewy caweful awound Zebwas!Tue Feb 07 1995 12:077
    
    <-------
    
    Your instructor shoulda made you stay until you came down...
    
    
     I woulda....
12.2058CNTROL::JENNISONNo turning backTue Feb 07 1995 12:146
	I *am* the instructor!!!

	(Thus, the rising bloodpressure)

	
12.2059SMURF::BINDERvitam gustareTue Feb 07 1995 12:213
    .2044
    
    -14F here.  i just checked, it's finally above -10.
12.2060SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBe vewy, vewy caweful awound Zebwas!Tue Feb 07 1995 12:248
    
    RE: .2058
    
    :) :)  Another one in here???? Wow!!!!!! :)
    
    
     Anyway.... never mind!! :)
    
12.2061HostTINCUP::AGUEDTN-592-4939, 719-598-3498(SSL)Tue Feb 07 1995 12:4410
    Re: .2049
    
    >>Watched a special as to how maggots can also determine the length of
    >>time a person has been dead, what season that person was killed in and
    >>a host of other things.
        ^^^^
    
    Did your subconscious pick that word to use?
    
    -- Jim
12.2062MAIL2::CRANETue Feb 07 1995 12:523
    .2049
    Yes, it was a subconsious choise of words. Thanks for pointing that out
    though.
12.2063GAVEL::JANDROWbrain crampTue Feb 07 1995 13:1614
    
    
    tth:  the fact that my road is still unsufficiently plowed...got stuck
    at the damn stop sign.  now i realize if i had a real winter car, this
    wouldn't be as much of a problem...but i can't afford one...and i am
    sure the city can afford to send one truck out to do the streets it
    missed or forgot about... 
    
    AND...on a main road, the snow is gone where the tires have been, but
    there is like a 6" island in the middle!!!  makes turning a joy...
    
    oh yeah...and my tummy hurts...
    
    
12.2064CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Tue Feb 07 1995 13:184


 Scratchy throat...
12.2065MAIL2::CRANETue Feb 07 1995 13:244
    Ya know, I have this little two wheel drive Ford Ranger and I haven`t
    gotten stuck in the snow last winter or this so far. I don`t mean to
    sound insulting but did ya ever think it was the driver and not the
    car. What do you consider a "real winter car"? :')
12.2066Incoming!!!!!!!!!SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBe vewy, vewy caweful awound Zebwas!Tue Feb 07 1995 13:311
    
12.2067Uh OhCSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Tue Feb 07 1995 13:392

12.2068exCONSLT::MCBRIDEaspiring peasantTue Feb 07 1995 14:016
    Raq is a proud if unfortunate owner of Ford's rendition of a
    hockeypuck.  It is not suitable for winter driving unless shod with
    ultra skinny snows on all four corners and even then it's not a safe
    bet.  
    
    Brian
12.2069MAIL2::CRANETue Feb 07 1995 14:081
    What is a "Ford rendition of a hockeypuck"? Is that like a Pinto?
12.2070SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBe vewy, vewy caweful awound Zebwas!Tue Feb 07 1995 14:104
    
     I think it's referred as a 'stang'....
    
     and it's still "Incoming!!!!!!"
12.2071MAIL2::CRANETue Feb 07 1995 14:111
    Well why doesn`t she just shot it?
12.2073MAIL2::CRANETue Feb 07 1995 14:122
    .2071
    That should have been, why doesn`t she just shoot it.
12.2074SMURF::BINDERvitam gustareTue Feb 07 1995 14:129
    any car can be used in snow with sufficient operator acumen.  i have a
    honda crx si with 185-60x14 michelin mxv tires.  performance tires. 
    they SUCK on snow and ice - i might as well have drag slicks on all
    four corners.  i get around, never once gotten the car stuck.
    
    this morning i watched three cars having an ice-polishing contest at
    the stop sign two houses away from home.  it's an uphill climb to the
    intersection from two of the four directions, and it's uphill out of
    the intersection to get to the main drag.  zzzZZZZZZZZzzzzzz.  idjits.
12.2075PENUTS::DDESMAISONStoo few argsTue Feb 07 1995 14:185
 >>   any car can be used in snow with sufficient operator acumen.

	so anyone who's ever done a 360 on ice or gotten stuck is
	suffering from a lack of operator acumen?  nonsense.

12.2076CONSLT::MCBRIDEaspiring peasantTue Feb 07 1995 14:2411
    Yes, a Mustang.  Notoriously poor performance in slippery conditions. 
    Dick, your MVX's are all season radilas and not truly performance
    tires.  In that size they are sufficiently skinny enough to provide
    adequate snow performance.  On an older Scirocco I had, they were the
    best tires I found for snow/ice including the Vredesteins I had on my
    Jetta.  Raq on the other hand does not have a narrow tire which
    unfortunatley will float on the snow verus digging in and gripping.  It
    makes for a far more challenging driving experience than your average
    CRX, 2wd Ranger etc. etc.  
    
    Brian
12.2077GAVEL::JANDROWbrain crampTue Feb 07 1995 14:3515
    
    thank you brian.
    
    now mr. crane, why shoot my car??  you are starting to make a better
    target.  your ranger has 2 wheel drive??  i am guessing that it is
    front wheel drive, yes??  the mustang is rear wheel drive, and rather
    on the light side (even when i am in it).  don't you remember the
    wonderful new england winters from when you were living in new
    hampshire???  are you going to tell me that you never got stuck in the
    snow??  or that you never had a problem when you were driving on ice going 
    uphill??? 
    
    until you have driven with me (and you won't), you have no basis for
    judging my driving.  my guess is the best drivers in the world would 
    still be fall victim to an icy hill...    
12.2078SUBPAC::JJENSENJojo the Fishing WidowTue Feb 07 1995 14:388
Which reminds me...  I had to wonder about the smarts
of whoever robbed and shot that armored car driver in
Boston on Saturday, during "Nor'easter '95".

The getaway car was described as a Cougar or T-bird.
I've driven a Cougar in the winter.  I wouldn't want
to be depending on one of those babies for making a
clean getaway on iced-up roads.  No sirree.
12.2079WMOIS::GIROUARD_CTue Feb 07 1995 14:416
    ranger's rear wheel drive... i've got one, but it's 4x4 and love it.
    
    if you're doin' 360's the insurance co.'s w-i-l-l find you at fault,
    not mother nature...
    
    Chip
12.2080CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Tue Feb 07 1995 14:435


 I got stuck in a parking place in my front wheel drive Honda Civic with
 fairly new tires on it the evening after Nor'easter 95
12.2081SUBPAC::JJENSENJojo the Fishing WidowTue Feb 07 1995 14:485
Jim, does it comfort you to know that a person
with better driving acumen could've come along
and moved that car without a problem?    ;^)

joanne (average driving acumen)
12.2082GAVEL::JANDROWbrain crampTue Feb 07 1995 14:499
    
    
    re: the insurance company finding you at fault for doing 360's...
    
    not always true.  they factor in the weather.  have a friend at an
    insurance company who also was involved in a similar situation before
    her insurance comp days...and won...
    
    
12.2083SMURF::BINDERvitam gustareTue Feb 07 1995 14:548
    i never said a "better" driver could deal with any car/snow situation
    with no problem.
    
    part of driving acumen consists in carrying a small bag of sand and a
    decent entrenching-tool-type shovel for the deep cases.  i've used the
    shovel once after being forced off the road by a 4x4 and two or three
    times when the car was snowed in at work.  never yet had to use the
    sand.
12.2084SUBPAC::JJENSENJojo the Fishing WidowTue Feb 07 1995 14:571
<---	*Now* I am comprehending.
12.2085CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Tue Feb 07 1995 14:5722


>Jim, does it comfort you to know that a person
>with better driving acumen could've come along
>and moved that car without a problem?    ;^)


 Well, I think someone with better driving accumen probably wouldn't
 have parked where I did ;-)  I parked there (not thinking I'd get 
 stuck of course my car with its Bridgestone deluxe superdooper double
 frabbitated wraparound veeblefetzer tires usually gets out of these 
 things OK), and I had an option of taking a parking place that was
 clear but decided against it since some poor guy had cleaned it out
 for his car.

 Fortunately my not very good English speaking neighbors helped me out, once
 they understood that I wasn't asking to help them, but for them to help me,
 although I ultimately offered to help them.


Jim
12.2086CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Tue Feb 07 1995 14:5910


 Oh, and I had a thing of cat litter for traction purposes, which unfortunately
 didn't help.




Jim
12.2087WMOIS::GIROUARD_CTue Feb 07 1995 15:031
    TTHT people who brag that their tires are bigger than your tires :-)
12.2088SMURF::BINDERvitam gustareTue Feb 07 1995 15:0317
    .2076
    
    > MVX's are all season radilas ...
    > In that size they are sufficiently skinny ...
    
    a 185 tire is the same 185mm wide at its widest point no matter what
    the profile or wheel size is.  a 60-series tire has more width on the
    road than a 70-series tire does, that's one reason for using lower-
    profile tires.
    
    i'll guess that your scirocco did not use 60-series tires and that it
    was 300 to 500 pounds heavier than my 2100-pound crx - both of which
    factors will give you a lot more bite on snow.
    
    you try my tires, on my car, and then you tell me i have nice
    snow-capable tires.  oh, before you turn the key, you sign a paper
    committing to  pay for the body damage.
12.2089PENUTS::DDESMAISONStoo few argsTue Feb 07 1995 15:089
>>    i never said a "better" driver could deal with any car/snow situation
>>    with no problem.

	No, what you implied was that operating in snow successfully
	has little or nothing to do with what type of car one is driving,
	providing one knows what the hell one's doing.  To that, I still
	say "nonsense".

12.2090SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBe vewy, vewy caweful awound Zebwas!Tue Feb 07 1995 15:119
    
    RE: .2088
    
    "body damage"....
    
     Physical or to the car???
    
     :) :)
    
12.2091GAVEL::JANDROWbrain crampTue Feb 07 1995 15:1324
    
    
    around here, at the community sink/microwave area, facilities (or the
    cafe) posted a nice little sign that say something to the effect: 'your
    mother doesn't work here.  please clean up after yourselves and return
    your dirty dishes and trays to the cafe'.  which really isn't much to
    ask.  i mean, you will more than likely be going to the cafe again...why
    not just bring the dirty stuff the next time you go??  makes sense to
    me.  well...there is this one person, and i don't know who it is, that
    keeps leaving plates and trays where s/he is not supposed to, with
    little notes written on a paper towel saying "my mother does work
    here"...and expects someone to bring them to the cafe.  now, before
    these little notes were being left, if i was walking by that area and
    on my way to the cafe, i'd take the ill-placed plates with me.  but
    now, no way!!  how immature and lazy can a person be???  well, a plate
    and tray was left there yesterday...with the note "my mother works
    here"...and today, the plates were still there (saw them this morning),
    but as of 5 minutes ago, a new note was added..."my mother will be back
    tomorrow..."...i swear...as minor as this is, for someone else, an
    adult, to expect to have someone else pick up after them...it really
    leaves me with no respect for that person...whomever it may be...
    
      
    
12.2092MAIL2::CRANETue Feb 07 1995 15:258
    My Ranger is rear wheel drive. Yes, I remember the wonderful N.E.
    winters and the ice and that experience has helped me to be a skilled
    N.J. driver in the worst of winters. I was not eluding to ice but just
    snow. Shooting your car was ment in jest as you would shoot a horse
    (mustang specific) if it broke a leg. My wife used to own a rear drive
    Couger and it too should have been shoot because it was useless in the
    snows of N.H. As mentioned earlier, have you tried different sized
    tires on the rear, at least for the winter. 
12.2093CONSLT::MCBRIDEaspiring peasantTue Feb 07 1995 15:305
    Dick, 185/60-14, same size but I'll grant you the extra weight. 
    BTW, I too mistook your comment on driving acumen in the context of
    driver skill only, not BSA preparedness.  
    
    Brian
12.2094CONSLT::MCBRIDEaspiring peasantTue Feb 07 1995 15:346
    Raq,
    
    Stake out the area.  Once the offender is spotted, gather the clan
    and allow them all to observe the juvenile behavior.  
    
    Brian
12.2095MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Tue Feb 07 1995 15:3514
re: .2091, Raq

Now, if I were you, Raq, I'd leave another note along with everything else
that says -

	My Dearest Offspring,
	    I'm not helping you climb out of this hole.
	Quit being such a slob. I've been telling you
	that for years, but would you listen? Noooooooo.
	Now you'll have to answer to the facilities
	sanitation police.
	Love,
	Mom

12.2096SMURF::BINDERvitam gustareTue Feb 07 1995 15:3918
    .2089
    
    > No, what you implied was that operating in snow successfully
    > has little or nothing to do with what type of car one is driving...
    
    you inferred that, i didn't imply it.  i said that a driver who knows
    what he/she is doing can drive any car in snow.  i suppose i should
    have qualified that by specifying a car in proper working order, but
    otherwise i believe it's still valid.  such a driver understands the
    mechanics of the situation and does what the car and the surface
    require.  which may include shoveling drifts out of the way.  or it may
    include simply not driving that car in that snow unless prepared to
    shovel the route ahead of the car.  that, by the way, has been done -
    my grandfather wrote about a high-school kid back in the '20s who did
    12 miles through the berkshires in about seven and a half hours,
    digging his way through drifts a couple of feet deep and a couple
    hundred feet along the road.  he had a sick girl in the car, and he
    saved her life by getting her to a hospital.
12.2097PENUTS::DDESMAISONStoo few argsTue Feb 07 1995 15:4313
    .2096
    
    > No, what you implied was that operating in snow successfully
    > has little or nothing to do with what type of car one is driving...
    
>>    you inferred that, i didn't imply it.  i said that a driver who knows
>>    what he/she is doing can drive any car in snow.

	sounds like the same thing to me, particularly if you include
	the rest of my sentence - the part about knowing what the hell one
	is doing.

12.2098SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBe vewy, vewy caweful awound Zebwas!Tue Feb 07 1995 15:476
    <------
    That'll teach you to mis-read things written by Binder!!!!!!!
    
    
     :) :) :)
    
12.2099CSOA1::LEECHhiTue Feb 07 1995 15:571
    the weather...
12.2100sorry, couldn't resist...my .2099 *is* a real tthtCSOA1::LEECHhiTue Feb 07 1995 15:571
    SNARF!
12.2101?PERFOM::LICEA_KANEwhen it's comin' from the leftTue Feb 07 1995 16:0010
|   that, by the way, has been done - my grandfather wrote about a
|   high-school kid back in the '20s who did 12 miles through the
|   berkshires in about seven and a half hours, digging his way through
|   drifts a couple of feet deep and a couple hundred feet along the road. 
|   he had a sick girl in the car, and he saved her life by getting her to
|   a hospital.
    
    Is that a fact.  How old was the girl?
    
    								-mr. bill
12.2102Major {{{SMAQS}}}(tm) to the head!!DECLNE::REESEToreDown,I'mAlmostLevelW/theGroundTue Feb 07 1995 16:016
    Covert, would it be feasible for your wife's aunt to get one of those
    caller I.D. boxes on her phone?  We got a lot of sick and twisted
    people in the world, but this behavior sets a new low; they should
    be punished!!
    
    
12.2103GAVEL::JANDROWbrain crampTue Feb 07 1995 16:0413
    
    i have thought about leaving a note for the note, but i figured that'd
    make me just as childish...besides, i know my luck, and i'd get caught
    leaving the second note...
    
    yes, i do have different tires on my car for the winter. my all-seasons 
    do not offer very much help, so my grandfather bought me some snow tires 
    a year or so ago, which are currently on the car.
    
    and i never said i don't know how to get out of such situations...i do,
    and it takes time sometimes, but none-the-less, it is and always will
    be, a tth.
    
12.2104(unless they have a new type of caller id...)GAVEL::JANDROWbrain crampTue Feb 07 1995 16:0713
    
    
    karen...
    
    caller id, in most cases, will not work in regards to out of state
    calls. 
    
    
    she (the aunt) could report it to the phone company so that it will be
    on the record that she is getting harrassing phone calls and get the
    police involved, but caller id isn't going to do much in this case.
    
    
12.2105WMOIS::GIROUARD_CTue Feb 07 1995 16:114
    re; safe driving in NJ learned from NE... you learned to avoid
        drive-bys in NE?  :-)
    
        Chip
12.2106TROOA::COLLINSProperty Of The ZooTue Feb 07 1995 16:203
    
    Physical Inventory, FY95.
    
12.2107SMURF::BINDERvitam gustareTue Feb 07 1995 16:264
    .2101
    
    according to my grandfather, she was 20 or so.  not the kid's
    girlfriend.
12.2108DECLNE::REESEToreDown,I'mAlmostLevelW/theGroundTue Feb 07 1995 16:325
    Oooops, sounds like the identity of the caller is known.  I thought
    this was the action of someone who lived near the aunt and possibly
    became aware of her husband's death by reading the obits.
    
    
12.2109nothingPOWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Orgastic BlissTue Feb 07 1995 16:331
    
12.2110CNTROL::JENNISONNo turning backTue Feb 07 1995 16:3913
	Raquel,

	I can sympathize... my husband lived in Fitchburg when
	we were dating, and I drove a mustang.
	
	I think it snowed every single weekend that first year.

	I never had a really bad situation, mostly because he would
	drive around town.  I'll admit, my husband's got better driving 
	acumen in snowy/icy conditions (though I'm learning!)

	Karen
12.2111GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERSpace for rentTue Feb 07 1995 17:4114
    
    
    Here's a driving tip for all.  It's called 2nd gear.  yo start off
    spinning, drop your car into second and depress the accelerator very
    gently.  You're welcome all. :')
    
    I drive a Ford F-150 with a 4 speed (3+OD) trans.  I didn't get stuck
    in the snow (yet this year, nor did I get stuck on the ice last year. 
    I attribute this to being stuck quite a few times in years gone by as
    well as a little luck. 
    
    And the Ford Ranger is pretty good in the snow (at least my 1984 was). 
    I attribute that to the weight being distributed more evenly then on a
    full size truck.  
12.2112MAIL2::CRANETue Feb 07 1995 17:432
    My Ranger is a 5 speed. My brother has an F-150 but his is a 4 wheel
    drive. 
12.2113Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Tue Feb 07 1995 20:171
    Bad day
12.2114Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Tue Feb 07 1995 23:123
    <r.o> 
    
    It's getting worse
12.2115COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertWed Feb 08 1995 03:2017
She doesn't really need caller ID; all she needs to do in a case where the
right thing to do is prosecute is use call trace (dial *57, I think, after
the call).  In fact, caller ID does no good; you need the official call
trace record to be able to do anything.  And call trace still works even
if the caller has his ID blocked, as long as the information is available.

The identity of the caller is not known; it's someone who read the obits.

"Out of State" isn't the issue.  No caller ID unless the call is carried
by the local phone company.  So no caller ID if you call from Springfield
to Boston.  But there is caller ID if you call from Bethesda to Alexandria.

That's supposed to change this July.  But there's still no caller ID if
you call from an older exchange not supporting it, such as Acton's No. 2
ESS.

/john
12.2116COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertWed Feb 08 1995 06:024
12.2117this does not computeWAHOO::LEVESQUEluxure et suppliceWed Feb 08 1995 10:183
    Impossible!!!
    
     Next he's going to tell us he's had too much sex.
12.2118PENUTS::DDESMAISONStoo few argsWed Feb 08 1995 12:413
	RALLY bug check dumps

12.2119SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBe vewy, vewy caweful awound Zebwas!Wed Feb 08 1995 12:577
    
    People who STILL drive around with a 1-2 ft. plateau of snow on their
    roofs...
    
      Watching it fly off in pieces... coming toward your windshield... and
    hoping it's not too solid...
    
12.2120GAVEL::JANDROWbrain crampWed Feb 08 1995 13:078
    
    
    <--- kinda like the minivan in front of me this morning...saw the
    glacier on top, so i decided to pass him...but not quick enough...a
    bunch of it fell off on to the road and my hood...mostly soft, except
    the crust on top, i am guessing...
    
    
12.2121SUBPAC::JJENSENJojo the Fishing WidowWed Feb 08 1995 14:048
"plateau of snow"...  perfect description!

They were probably the ones driving around with a
hand-swipe of snow removed from the windshield on
Saturday.

Don't have a garage?  Tough... neither do I.  And
my car's clear, save for a couple of pesky icicles.
12.2122SMURF::BINDERvitam gustareWed Feb 08 1995 14:098
    .2115
    
    fwiw. call trace is an optional service.  it costs nothing to have it,
    however.  if you use it, and the trace SUCCEEDS, you get whacked for
    $3.50.  if the trace fails, no charge.  the phone company will not tell
    you the information returned by a successful trace, but if you trace a
    series of calls and they see a pattern developing, they will tell the
    cops.
12.2123Is it time to leave yet?CLYDE::KOWALEWICZ_MThe Ballad of the Lost C'MellWed Feb 08 1995 15:148
12.2124WAHOO::LEVESQUEluxure et suppliceWed Feb 08 1995 15:541
    AH neighbors, fools, and knaves.
12.2125jester surmisePENUTS::DDESMAISONStoo few argsWed Feb 08 1995 15:595
>>    AH neighbors, fools, and knaves.

	sounds like a bad night around the poker table.

12.2127PENUTS::DDESMAISONStoo few argsWed Feb 08 1995 17:3712
    
>>    	What color shirt are you wearing?

	white shirt, grey and black sweater.

>>  If you're on an older version,
>>    	that can make a difference!  :^)

	we're at 2.3 on the development cluster i'm using, until
	tomorrow, when we'll be at 3.2.  sigh.  


12.2128WAHOO::LEVESQUEluxure et suppliceWed Feb 08 1995 17:532
    TTHT: phone systems that cannot handle a quickly hand dialed touch tone
    phone. (The least of my problems, but the easiest one to enter.)
12.2129Don't tell ME what kind of day to have . . . MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Feb 08 1995 18:025
TTHT:

	Receiving site-wide spray mail wherein the sender signs off
	with "Happy Day!".

12.2130SUBPAC::JJENSENJojo the Fishing WidowWed Feb 08 1995 18:066
Anticipated TTH this evening:

Attempting to steer my car along Nashua's Rt. 101A tonight.
It made a great bobsled run on Monday evening...  I kinda
doubt it's improved since then.

12.2131MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Feb 08 1995 18:093
It was better this AM than last night, Joanne, and I expect the warmer
temps, sunshine and traffic have improved it further.

12.2132SUBPAC::JJENSENJojo the Fishing WidowWed Feb 08 1995 18:156
That's good to hear, thanks Jack.  I was running
the yellow lights Monday night...  didn't even
want to attempt the brakes.

I think my teeth are still chattering from bouncing
over the snow/ice pack, though!
12.2133STUDIO::GUILLERMOBut the world still goes round and roundWed Feb 08 1995 18:371
Man...I love working here.
12.2134GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA member in good standingWed Feb 08 1995 19:016
    
    
    Tell us all about it, Brandon.
    
    
    Mike
12.2135GOOEY::JUDYThat's Ms. Bitch to you!Wed Feb 08 1995 19:029
    
    
    	I agree about the roads.  Nashua has done a lousy job
    	with this storm.  I come in from Milford and take the
    	back roads in.  Ridge Rd. is HORRENDOUS once you hit
    	the housing development area.  Doesn't look like they plowed
    	it at all!
    
    
12.2136NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Feb 08 1995 19:031
Why do you think they call it Ridge Road?
12.2137GOOEY::JUDYThat's Ms. Bitch to you!Wed Feb 08 1995 19:034
    
    
    	Badoomp Chhssh!  =)
    
12.2138STUDIO::GUILLERMOBut the world still goes round and roundWed Feb 08 1995 19:073
re:.2134

You wouldn't believe me if I told you Mike.
12.2139DTRACY::CHELSEAMostly harmless.Wed Feb 08 1995 19:135
    Actually, I'm pretty happy with the roads.  They had people out plowing
    my street Saturday night, and it's hardly a main drag.
    
    Of course, I almost got trapped by the pile of snow at the end of my
    driveway, but that's par for the course.
12.2140MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Feb 08 1995 19:162
But you have a carport, at least.

12.2141CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Wed Feb 08 1995 19:2810


 I must say that Derry has done a fine job in cleaning up after Nor'easter
 '95.  The parking lot in my apt complex is another story, however.




Jim
12.2142WELSWS::HEDLEYLager LoutWed Feb 08 1995 21:599
things to hate again:

after the closure of WLO, I'm back at RHC temporarily; although Colchester's
a vast improvement on Welwyn, I forgot how much I hate driving there.  How
come I always seem to get sandwiched between some old bugger driving a
Volvo at 40mph, and some git driving a Range Rover which seems to have
been stapled to my rear bumper.  Aargh, etc.

Chris.
12.2143Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Wed Feb 08 1995 22:595
    Was having another very bad day. It started ok then I got very <r.o>
    angry and wanted to shoot a few people. Then all of a sudden it was 
    fine again. 
    
    I hate days like this.
12.2144LJSRV2::KALIKOWCyrano de UnivacWed Feb 08 1995 23:297
    Time to get them meds retitrated, eh Talk Hard??  Worth a
    bloodlevelcheck, no?
    
    :-)
    
    |-{:-)
    
12.2145Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Thu Feb 09 1995 01:188
    Arrrrrrrrrrrrrg
    
    
    See it just happened again. This bloody network is going so slow
    I could walk the stuff over faster. Then it just decides to fall 
    over all the time.
    
    HELP ME!!!
12.2146NETCAD::WOODFORDLight dawns over marblehead....Thu Feb 09 1995 15:5910
    
    
    TTH: Being too sick to enjoy shopping. (Now, *that's* sick!) :(
    
    TTHT: Class tonight, and I don't fell good. :(  Hope I make it through.
    :(
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.2147Fell well, btwCSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Thu Feb 09 1995 16:029

>    TTHT: Class tonight, and I don't fell good. :(  Hope I make it through.
    :(                                ^^^^
    
    
 
          
   Practice, practice...
12.2148CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Thu Feb 09 1995 16:0812



  The Dunkin Donuts calendar on my wall..I'm trying to eat more sensibly
 and lose some weight and every time I turn around I see a dozen donuts
 staring back at me..




Jim
12.2149NETCAD::WOODFORDLight dawns over marblehead....Thu Feb 09 1995 16:115
    
    Dunkin' Donuts
    
    
    
12.2150BIGQ::SILVASquirrels R MeThu Feb 09 1995 16:137

	Got up this morning, fed the cats, took a shower, and when I took the
towel to dry my arm, I did something to my back! God this hurts! :(


Glen
12.2151PENUTS::DDESMAISONStoo few argsThu Feb 09 1995 16:164
	Every time I look at my calendar, I see Rowan Atkinson staring
	back at me.  He's not fattening.  ;>

12.2152CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Thu Feb 09 1995 16:174


 Alright, Dunkin' Donuts ;-)
12.2153NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Feb 09 1995 16:211
All right.
12.2154CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Thu Feb 09 1995 16:219


 Sheesh, I'm really messing up today, aren't I?





12.2155CONSLT::MCBRIDEaspiring peasantThu Feb 09 1995 16:271
    "Dammit Jim, this isn't a spelling bee!" said McCoy
12.2156CSOA1::LEECHhiThu Feb 09 1995 16:324
    Actually, I think it would be more like...
    
    
    "Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not an editor!"   8^)
12.2157CONSLT::MCBRIDEaspiring peasantThu Feb 09 1995 16:381
    <---- Ah yes, much better Steve, thanks! :-)
12.2158CONSLT::MCBRIDEaspiring peasantThu Feb 09 1995 16:462
    Having to have yet another new clutch put in my car.  At least it's
    under warranty.....
12.2159COSME3::HEDLEYCLager LoutFri Feb 10 1995 06:493
Suits.  Nasty horrible itchy things.  And I've had to iron a shirt.  Aargh!

Chris.
12.2160USAT05::WARRENFELTZRFri Feb 10 1995 08:452
    Not much of anything...funny how a change in a few circumstances in
    life can change one's entire outlook on creation!
12.2161GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA member in good standingFri Feb 10 1995 10:333
    
    
    What about your gut?
12.2162USAT05::WARRENFELTZRFri Feb 10 1995 10:521
    I can't hate my gut, Sarah said it mades me more cuddlible!
12.2163GAVEL::JANDROWbrain crampFri Feb 10 1995 11:566
    
    
    and i must say, there is something to be said for cuddibleness...
    
    
    
12.2164TROOA::COLLINSDistributed being...Fri Feb 10 1995 17:073
    
    Missing staplers.   ;^)
    
12.2165GAVEL::JANDROWbrain crampFri Feb 10 1995 17:365
    
    
    i have an extra one if ya need it...
    
    
12.2166TROOA::COLLINSDistributed being...Fri Feb 10 1995 17:516
    
    Raq,
    
    E-mail your virtual stapler to TROOA::BUTKOVICH; 
    she'll be very grateful!   :^)
    
12.2167NETRIX::thomasThe Code WarriorSun Feb 12 1995 17:412
Getting sick Webnesday morning while at work and leaving right before the
scourge begins...  Oh how I hate intestinal flus...
12.2168LJSRV2::KALIKOWTechnology Hunter/GathererSun Feb 12 1995 21:285
    WEBnesday?  Hey Matt, methinks we both got too much WWW in our lives, 
    no?  :-)
    
    |-{:-)
    
12.2169Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Mon Feb 13 1995 00:2514
    TTHLFN - Went to the gym and did the usual warm up and stuff then 
    started the old routine, gets to the time to hit the old stride-
    master, I get the thing up to a running speed then all of a sudden
    I get cramp in both Calf (sp?) muscles, ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH it
    bloody hurt.
    
    So I stopped and it went away, then got back on the machine and thought
    it better if I just walked fast for a couple of miles instead of run.
    
    They were ok all weekend, but they really hurt today. 
    
    Any ideas why I should suddenly get cramp like that ??? I can think
    of any reason. I have made no changes to my workout and I ate the
    usuall stuff that day... I think ?!?  
12.2170One theory: Welcome to middle-age!! :-)LJSRV2::KALIKOWTechnology Hunter/GathererMon Feb 13 1995 01:491
    
12.2171WMOIS::GIROUARD_CMon Feb 13 1995 11:0610
    cramps can be caused by:
    
                             - dehydration
                             - cold muscles
                             - low potassium
                             - tight muscles
                             - etc...
    
    
    Chip
12.2172SMURF::BINDERvitam gustareMon Feb 13 1995 12:523
    ttheveryday.
    
    paresthesia.
12.2173POLAR::RICHARDSONWeird Canadian Type GeezerMon Feb 13 1995 13:361
    No 93.7 FM up here.
12.2174BIGQ::SILVASquirrels R MeMon Feb 13 1995 13:388
| <<< Note 12.2173 by POLAR::RICHARDSON "Weird Canadian Type Geezer" >>>



| No 93.7 FM up here.

	You should have left one of your personalities behind to listen to it
for you......
12.2175TROOA::COLLINSDistributed being...Mon Feb 13 1995 13:413
    
    Well, we *do* have 97.3 FM...       ;^)
    
12.2176MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Mon Feb 13 1995 13:443
Oh, C'mon, Glenn. You've got a 93.7 FM there! You may not like listening
to what's on, but you've got it.

12.2177POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of RaptureMon Feb 13 1995 15:355
    
    I think I yanked my hair back too tight this morning and now I'm 
    getting a headache.
    
    It looks great though 8^).
12.2178CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Mon Feb 13 1995 15:364


 My tummy hurts
12.2179COSME3::HEDLEYCLager LoutMon Feb 13 1995 15:383
All of me hurts.

Chris.
12.2180BIGQ::SILVASquirrels R MeMon Feb 13 1995 16:043

	Deb, beauty is pain.... just remember that!
12.2181GOOEY::JUDYThat's Ms. Bitch to you!Mon Feb 13 1995 16:307
    
    
    	re: .2177
    
    	I *hate* it when I do that!  but it's too cold in the winter
    	so my scalp doesn't hurt till the summer.  =)
    
12.2182PNTAGN::WARRENFELTZRMon Feb 13 1995 16:381
    Not a *(*( thing!
12.2183GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA member in good standingMon Feb 13 1995 19:327
    
    
    Hearing the news that a 12 year old boy raped a friend of his 3 year
    old sister on the news.
    
    
    
12.2184MAIL2::CRANETue Feb 14 1995 10:551
    Valintines...
12.2185COSME3::HEDLEYCLager LoutTue Feb 14 1995 10:593
At least you got some to hate, then?

Chris.
12.2186MAIL2::CRANETue Feb 14 1995 11:042
    .2185
    Not yet any way.
12.2187POWDML::LAUERLC of Inexpressible RaptureTue Feb 14 1995 11:442
    
    <-- me too 8^p
12.2188Spoiled on proprietary DEC O/S'sMOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Tue Feb 14 1995 13:3922
TTHLN:

So there I was, sitting at the PC, viewing a directory of the diskette and
realizing that the time had come to merge my new routine into the existing
piece of code I'd developed. Double checked HELP COPY to verify that I
could append one to the other without any difficulty. Went ahead and issued

	C:\> copy a:\file1+a:\file2 a:\file1

COPY comes back and asks me if I really want to overwrite file1, and I
blithely tell it "Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy not!"

At which point it proceeds to tell me, thrice,

	Destination file deleted before COPY.

UNDELETE couldn't even find the original.

So, I spent the next two hours retyping four pages of code. Then I backed
up the diskette.

Time for a source control system. And a better understanding of the FAT.
12.2189GAVEL::JANDROWbrain crampTue Feb 14 1995 14:195
    
    maybe if you could spell valentine's there wouldn't be so much to
    hate...
    
    
12.2190GOOEY::JUDYThat's Ms. Bitch to you!Tue Feb 14 1995 14:266
    
    
    	....Valentine's Day.....
    
    	bah humbug.
    
12.2191MPGS::MARKEYLlamas are larger than frogsTue Feb 14 1995 15:5711
    Fresh back from Kaliphornicate, my body took one whiff of this
    fine sub-sero New England air and decided to go major sick.
    Sinus infection for sure, with obviously swollen glands making
    it difficult to swallow. Immune system on stun.
    
    Appointment with my brandy new primary care physician this
    afternoon... my doctor of 7 years unfortunately doesn't
    accept Tufts, which is my new health plan (I purchase it
    privately through my own company's "group"...)
    
    -b
12.2192CONSLT::MCBRIDEaspiring peasantTue Feb 14 1995 15:591
    Paying for the new sneakers for the car :-(
12.2193BIGQ::SILVASquirrels R MeTue Feb 14 1995 16:033

	Brian, wouldn't tires have fit better on the rims?
12.2194CONSLT::MCBRIDEaspiring peasantTue Feb 14 1995 16:041
    Yeah but they wouldn't be half as stylish.  :-)
12.2195BIGQ::SILVASquirrels R MeTue Feb 14 1995 16:073
12.2196OOTOOL::CHELSEAMostly harmless.Tue Feb 14 1995 16:491
    Forgot to mail Mom's birthday card.
12.2197GAVEL::JANDROWbrain crampTue Feb 14 1995 17:489
    
    
    ttht:  people who can't mind their own business and keep their mouths
    shut....
    
    
    "gee raquel, i don't see any flowers or teddy bears on your desk..."
    
    
12.2198POWDML::LAUERLC of Inexpressible RaptureTue Feb 14 1995 18:164
    
    Teddy bears are a schtoopid v.d. gift anyhoo 8^).
    
    You got a lovely card; tell 'em to eff off!
12.2199CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Tue Feb 14 1995 18:214


 I really hate...
12.2200CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Tue Feb 14 1995 18:224


 letting a snarf go by
12.2201POBOX::BATTISContract StudmuffinTue Feb 14 1995 18:267
    
    Jim
    
    that was pretty sheepish to set yourself up like that, you should
    really be ashamed of yourself.
    
    Mark
12.2202;-)CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Tue Feb 14 1995 18:3510


 I am, but that's never stopped me before..





Jim
12.2203GAVEL::JANDROWbrain crampTue Feb 14 1995 18:4011
    
    
    oh no...i like teddy bears...or most stuffed animals...a teddy bear
    would be greatly appreciated...
    
    and yes, i did get a wonderful card...each time i read it i get all
    welled up...
    
    another ttht:  breaking my bra
    
    
12.2204Duct tape...SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBe vewy caweful awound Zebwas!Tue Feb 14 1995 19:051
    
12.2205MPGS::MARKEYLlamas are larger than frogsTue Feb 14 1995 19:116
    Back from the new doc... yup, it's sinusitis that's attacking me
    (as I postulated earlier). A two week regimine of antibiotics
    follows. The new doctor seems OK; he had a sense of humor
    anyway. Office was absolute chaos though.
    
    -b
12.2206POLAR::RICHARDSONWeird Canadian Type GeezerTue Feb 14 1995 19:281
    Getting turned down for a job.
12.2207Sorry to hear that..CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Tue Feb 14 1995 19:319


 Bummer, Glenn, et al....




 Jim
12.2208MPGS::MARKEYLlamas are larger than frogsTue Feb 14 1995 19:336
    Don't be bummed Glenn, something else is always lurking around the
    corner. If changing jobs is what you want to do, then changing jobs
    is what you will do. It's one of those self-fulfilling prophecies.
    The next opportunity may be the better one!
    
    -b
12.2209GAVEL::JANDROWbrain crampTue Feb 14 1995 19:355
    
    
    believe me, andy, i don't think even duct tape is gonna help... :>
    
    
12.2210MPGS::MARKEYLlamas are larger than frogsTue Feb 14 1995 19:387
    Well Raq, look on the bright side. There's lotsa wimmins out there that
    would be happy to have the where-with-all to break their bras... or
    perhaps its lots of men who wish they knew wimmims who could do so...
    but either way, it's really not that bad a thing when you think about
    it! :-)
    
    -b
12.2211GAVEL::JANDROWbrain crampTue Feb 14 1995 19:569
    
    
    um...ok...iff'n you say so...
    
    
    )%^>8-<
    
    
    
12.2212MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Tue Feb 14 1995 19:585
>     )%^>8-<
    
I don't know if I should try to interpret that - what with you
with a broken....,er, ...., never mind .......

12.2213MPGS::MARKEYLlamas are larger than frogsTue Feb 14 1995 20:024
    I was thinking the same thing Jack... I just decided I was probably
    better off not knowing what that all meant! :-)
    
    -b
12.2214Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Tue Feb 14 1995 22:262
    Crashed and burned big time...... Not just burned, kinda got atomised
    and sent flying out all over the galaxy......
12.2215POLAR::RICHARDSONWeird Canadian Type GeezerWed Feb 15 1995 00:461
    Stay away from those cane toads man!
12.2216Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Wed Feb 15 1995 01:141
    squzme ?
12.2217POWDML::LAUERLC of Inexpressible RaptureWed Feb 15 1995 01:142
    
    I hardly know you.
12.2218Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Wed Feb 15 1995 01:151
    Ohhhhhh....... :^) :^)
12.2219USAT02::WARRENFELTZRFortius,aka I'm Outta Here!Wed Feb 15 1995 10:117
    Already, locals are panicking because the snow/ice/sleet/rain mess is
    "slated" to begin...two school systems have closed, one's opening 2
    hours late - but "we'll review that at 9AM"...iffen me, a shortimer is
    here at work, you wusses get your arses here!  Our manager even
    cancelled at 9Am meeting "because of the forecast of snow".
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
    
12.2220REFINE::KOMARMy congressman is a crookWed Feb 15 1995 10:485
    	You are in Maryland, yes?
    
    	I heard they close schools a week before a snowstorm. :-)
    
    ME
12.2221GAVEL::JANDROWbrain crampWed Feb 15 1995 10:507
    
    
    tthlateron:  the anticipation of driving home in this 'storm'.  not so
    much worried about the conditions of the road as i am about the other
    idiots on the road...
    
    
12.2222REFINE::KOMARMy congressman is a crookWed Feb 15 1995 10:563
    	Since when are weathermen right?
    
    ME
12.2223USAT02::WARRENFELTZRFortius,aka I'm Outta Here!Wed Feb 15 1995 11:031
    nice snarf, me
12.2224GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA member in good standingWed Feb 15 1995 11:053
    
    
    Seeing a new round of vp appointments.......
12.2225BIGQ::SILVASquirrels R MeWed Feb 15 1995 11:434


	Glenn, what kind of job did you get turned down from????  
12.2226GAVEL::JANDROWbrain crampWed Feb 15 1995 11:547
    
    
    having an unexplained craving for a glazed cruller...and satisfying it...
    
    (the craving, no the cruller...)
    
    
12.2227EST::RANDOLPHTom R. N1OOQWed Feb 15 1995 13:535
>    Seeing a new round of vp appointments.......

How many are we up to now?


12.2228USAT02::WARRENFELTZRFortius,aka I'm Outta Here!Wed Feb 15 1995 14:044
    we have more vp's than  Cahter has pain pills....
    
    that's why the peons are getting an insulting 1% and the brave (and
    destitutue) are booking to higher paying grounds!
12.2229POLAR::RICHARDSONWeird Canadian Type GeezerWed Feb 15 1995 14:0611
    re: Note 12.2225 by BIGQ::SILVA

    Business Systems Analyst

    Admittedly not my area of expertise, but I did well in the interview
    and was a serious contender. Got beat out by a candidate who was
    already doing the same job for another group that was dissolving.

    Hey, anyone down there want to hire a Canadian?

    Glenn
12.2230USAT02::WARRENFELTZRFortius,aka I'm Outta Here!Wed Feb 15 1995 14:094
    maybe u outta put on yer resume(s) the skills of the multiples...could
    be quite interesting as long as Diedre doesn't file a sexual
    harrassment suit against Nigel.
    :_)
12.2231What IS your area of expertise?MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Feb 15 1995 14:113
There's going to be an opening in Ron's organization, Glenn, but then
you'd have to work in the same building as Mike.

12.2232USAT02::WARRENFELTZRFortius,aka I'm Outta Here!Wed Feb 15 1995 14:204
    Jack:
    
    I don't think they're gonna add 19 people, although it make take 5 to
    replace me :-)
12.2233GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA member in good standingWed Feb 15 1995 15:414
    
    
    Gee Jack, now you've hurt my feelings.  Anyone out there think they
    could handle working in the same building with poor little ole me?
12.2234POLAR::RICHARDSONWeird Canadian Type GeezerWed Feb 15 1995 15:485
    No problem, we could work with you. 
    
    Glenn/Deirdre/Pamela/Franny/Ned/Dierdre/Anton/Sean/Alice/Jimi/Pauline/Rex/
    Nathan/Melanie/Ursula/Hildegard/Nigel/Boutros Boutros/Leslie
    
12.2235GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA member in good standingWed Feb 15 1995 15:524
    
    
    
    Thanks, Chris.....
12.2236POLAR::RICHARDSONWeird Canadian Type GeezerWed Feb 15 1995 15:561
    What do you mean Chris?
12.2237sorry 8^)POWDML::LAUERIntoxicatingly ConnectedWed Feb 15 1995 15:572
    
    <-- hee, hee {ahem}
12.2238POLAR::RICHARDSONWeird Canadian Type GeezerWed Feb 15 1995 16:001
    Mike, do you have a cold?
12.2239GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA member in good standingWed Feb 15 1995 16:165
    
    Oh, sorry, I guess that should be Mr. Elliott.  :')
    
    
    Actually I do have a cold of sorts, why? :')
12.2240POLAR::RICHARDSONWeird Canadian Type GeezerWed Feb 15 1995 16:211
    Well, Chris sorta sounds like a sneeze.
12.2241MPGS::MARKEYLlamas are larger than frogsWed Feb 15 1995 20:044
    That ol' excited network partner is rearing its ugly head again
    today...
    
    -b
12.2242POWDML::CKELLYMy Dixie WreckedWed Feb 15 1995 21:531
    bein' sick :-(
12.2243CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Thu Feb 16 1995 00:5810


<----- what she said.  Came home early today..still not feeling all that 
 great..




Jim
12.2244SUBURB::COOKSHalf Man,Half BiscuitThu Feb 16 1995 11:308
    the "English disease" spread again yesterday,with the friendly between
    England and Ireland being called off due to a minority of gits ripping
    up seats and throwing stuff at the Irish fans.  
    
    Fighting between rival fans is one thing,but it`s a bit pathetic to 
    throw missiles at innocent families,kids etc. 
    
    
12.2245POWDML::LAUERIntoxicatingly ConnectedThu Feb 16 1995 11:5210
    
    Discovering first-hand that the bottom step outside the kitchen collected 
    all of the ice that formed last night 8^p.
    
    I went from vertical to horizontal in a fraction of a second, broke a
    nail, and will probably develop a huge bruise on my left hip.
    
    The only thing seriously injured, though, was my dignity 8^).
    
           
12.2246MAIL2::CRANEThu Feb 16 1995 11:574
    .2245
    I`m glad you weren`t seriously hurt. In reality it takes a split second
    but it seems like forever on the way down. Ya might be a little stiff &
    sore later though but noting a good massage can`t take of (hopefully).
12.2247a sad day for sureNCMAIL::GEIBELLfiremen:Find'em hot leave'em wetThu Feb 16 1995 11:5812
    
    
      this is really a TTHYD.
    
         I received a call yesterday afternoon for Bday wish's and during
    the conversation I was told that Pittsburgh Fire Dept lost 3
    firefighters while fighting a house fire in Pittsburgh Pa. before class
    last night I dropped the our fire dept flag to half mast. its always
    tough to lose fellow firefighters.
    
                                                            Lee
    
12.2248Glad you aren't in a castCOVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertThu Feb 16 1995 12:088
Dear Pitti-Sing:

Be careful.

Sincerely,

John Covert
Producer
12.2249:)SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBe vewy caweful awound Zebwas!Thu Feb 16 1995 12:235
    
    RE: .2245
    
    Can you sue yourself if you have serious physical problems down the
    road???
12.2250GAVEL::JANDROWbrain crampThu Feb 16 1995 12:248
    
    
    discovering why i buy the dunkin' donuts coffee in the cafe...
    
    
    {blech}
    
    
12.2251BIGQ::SILVASquirrels R MeThu Feb 16 1995 12:4715
| <<< Note 12.2245 by POWDML::LAUER "Intoxicatingly Connected" >>>



| I went from vertical to horizontal in a fraction of a second, broke a nail, 

	Deb, that's sooooo damn tragic. I feel for you.....

| The only thing seriously injured, though, was my dignity 8^).

	How can you say that???? YOU BROKE A NAIL!!!!!!!! :-)


Glen

12.2252BIGQ::SILVASquirrels R MeThu Feb 16 1995 12:4710
| <<< Note 12.2250 by GAVEL::JANDROW "brain cramp" >>>



| discovering why i buy the dunkin' donuts coffee in the cafe...{blech}


	Ok... I'll bite.... or sip.... why do you buy DD coffee???


12.2253POWDML::LAUERIntoxicatingly ConnectedThu Feb 16 1995 12:566
    
    Thanks for the concern 8^).  I will try to be more careful in the
    future.
    
    No chance of me breaking anything, though; I'm a bit too well padded
    for that 8^p.
12.2254]MAIL2::CRANEThu Feb 16 1995 13:071
    
12.2255GAVEL::JANDROWbrain crampThu Feb 16 1995 13:4113
    
    
    glen...i buy the dd coffee in the cafe here because, more often than
    not, the tobins provided coffee it way too bitter...not always, but it
    definitely was today...
    
    
    talked to gramps this morning...everything seems hunky-dory except for
    the fact that my don't-want-to-get-a-real-job-that-would-support-me-
    brother got his girlfriend pregnant.  don't know what's going to happen
    there, but i am sure it has aged my grandmother a few more years...
    
    
12.2256GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA member in good standingThu Feb 16 1995 14:034
    
    
    
    Anyone see USA today business section?
12.2257POBOX::BATTISContract StudmuffinThu Feb 16 1995 14:102
    
    no Mike, why???
12.2258CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Thu Feb 16 1995 14:114


 Is it missing?
12.2259GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA member in good standingThu Feb 16 1995 14:128
    
    
    
    Get to one and there is a list entitled Corporate reputations under a
    larger article entitled, Rubbermaid snaps up 'most admired' title.
    
    
    Mike
12.2260POBOX::BATTISContract StudmuffinThu Feb 16 1995 14:195
    
    and what pray tell is our reputation?? least admired?? or most
    difficult to do business with?
    
    Mark
12.2261SGCDKAOA09::KAOU55::MCGREGORThu Feb 16 1995 15:543
TTHT

Spell and grammer checker day in soapbox.
12.2262grammArCSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Thu Feb 16 1995 15:553


12.2263grammarKAOA09::KAOU55::MCGREGORThu Feb 16 1995 15:570
12.2264POWDML::LAUERIntoxicatingly ConnectedThu Feb 16 1995 16:165
    
    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA{gasp}HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    
    {ahem}
    
12.2265WAHOO::LEVESQUEluxure et suppliceThu Feb 16 1995 18:031
    dinner guests for sunday canceling out for a mere political engagement.
12.2266POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesThu Feb 16 1995 18:172
    
    Um, I'm free 8^).
12.2267POLAR::RICHARDSONWeird Canadian Type GeezerThu Feb 16 1995 18:211
    Um, I'm free too. I'd even bring a box-o-wine.
12.2268<-- {frown}POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesThu Feb 16 1995 18:331
    
12.2269WAHOO::LEVESQUEluxure et suppliceThu Feb 16 1995 18:363
    >I'd even bring a box-o-wine.
    
    TBNT
12.2270POLAR::RICHARDSONWeird Canadian Type GeezerThu Feb 16 1995 18:512
    Alright, I'd bring my very own, bottled by my own hand, Chateaux Neuf
    Du Pape.
12.2271MPGS::MARKEYCalm down: it's only 1s and 0sThu Feb 16 1995 18:523
    I prefer my Chattel Nerf Dupe Ape.
    
    -b
12.2272SPEZKO::FRASERMobius Loop; see other sideThu Feb 16 1995 18:566
        Re Chateau Nerf Du Pape
        
        Isn't that where they throw foam rubber at the walls of the Vatican?
        
        &y
        
12.2273Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Thu Feb 16 1995 21:051
    Well, I must say, I prefer my Chattel Rene Au Pomme
12.2274CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Thu Feb 16 1995 21:1611


 As predicted, 6Pm and I'm still here..






Jim
12.2275GAVEL::JANDROWbrain crampFri Feb 17 1995 11:0112
    
    
    woke up about 4:12 this morning with a killer migraine over my left
    temple (usually place)...fumbled to the living room to find my motrin
    (have no idea where my migraine medicine is) and managed to crawl back
    into bed without dying...thankfully it was gone when i got up at 6...
    but the meantime was awfull...
    
    
    and now i have a semi-upset stomache...
    
    
12.2276CSOA1::LEECHhiFri Feb 17 1995 12:3017
    Idiot geekoid reving his engine and burning tires at 2:30 this am on
    his way in...for the 3-4th night in a row (not counting last week and
    the week before, at odd intervals).  This last time, he added a nice
    bellow as he exited his car.  
    
    Though I'm not one to be vidictive, I have a feeling that mr.
    tirespinner will have a meeting with mr. blue light one night next week
    if he should do a repeat performance.  I don't care if folks are noisy
    on the weekend (when I can sleep in), but 2:30 *every* stinking am on a
    work-night is too much.  It is my suspicion that he is intoxicated when
    he comes in...a fact that the police would certainly take into account
    on his behalf if I were to call them and ask them to pay me a visit in
    the early hours of the morning.  Of course, he may just be an idiot who
    needs no alcohol to act like a weenie.
    
    
    -steve
12.2277USMVS::DAVISFri Feb 17 1995 13:3210
I'm sick and tired of bird welfare.

All they do is sit around waiting for their hand-outs. And if your slow 
coming up with their entitlement of seed, they start squacking bigtime at 
the crack of dawn.

What ever happened to foraging? Haven't they ever heard of PERSONAL 
RESPONSIBILITY!

I bet not a one of 'em is married...
12.2278POLAR::RICHARDSONWeird Canadian Type GeezerFri Feb 17 1995 13:431
    <--- {chortle}
12.2279CSOA1::LEECHhiFri Feb 17 1995 13:575
    Someone stole my foamy pad (don't know what it's called, but you rest
    your wrists on it while typing)!!  Some people have no respect for
    property.  Took it right off my desk!
    
    <grumble>
12.2280BIGQ::SILVASquirrels R MeFri Feb 17 1995 13:597
| <<< Note 12.2279 by CSOA1::LEECH "hi" >>>

| Someone stole my foamy pad (don't know what it's called, but you rest
| your wrists on it while typing)!!  Some people have no respect for
| property.  Took it right off my desk!

	Maybe someone is hoping you'll stop noting... :-)
12.2281GAVEL::JANDROWbrain crampFri Feb 17 1995 14:0112
    
    
    that foamy pad is a 'wrist rest'...
    
    go steal one back...it'd make me feel better...or you could have one of
    your support people order you one from betterways ergonomics...
    
    
    and davis, don't generalize or assume...
    
    
    
12.2282CSOA1::LEECHhiFri Feb 17 1995 14:032
    I refuse to steal...though if I see MY pad, I will certainly take it
    back.
12.2283BIGQ::SILVASquirrels R MeFri Feb 17 1995 14:058
| <<< Note 12.2282 by CSOA1::LEECH "hi" >>>



| I refuse to steal...though if I see MY pad, I will certainly take it back.


	Must we talk about pads while I'm eating a jelly dognut???? 
12.2284I know..I should be ashamed...CSOA1::LEECHhiFri Feb 17 1995 14:073
    That's disgusting!  I thought you liked dogs...
    
    BTW, how do they get the jelly...uhm...nevermind.  
12.2285SMURF::BINDERvitam gustareFri Feb 17 1995 14:235
    ttht.
    
    right ring finger getting number and number.  finally figured out that
    in my improper scheme for multifinger typing, that's the finger i hit
    the return key with.  and i do mean hit.  :-(
12.2286Another pet peeveDECWIN::RALTOGala 10th Year ECAD SW AnniversaryFri Feb 17 1995 15:0933
    Yet another independent drugstore selling out and becoming a CVS
    drone store.  This is at least the second "conversion" in our area
    in the last few months.
    
    Okay, I'm old-fashioned.  I like the old-style, independent stores
    where you can walk into it for the first time and not know the floor
    plan by heart, and be surprised at what they carry (or don't carry),
    and so on.  I like stores to be different from each other.  I like
    having some choice, some alternatives over where to go when I need
    or want to buy something.
    
    What's worse is that a couple of years ago, our medical plan tore
    us away from one of the few remaining independent drug stores around
    and forced us to go to CVS, where the help is surly and slow, despite
    the fact that there are frequently more people running around behind
    the pharmacy counter than there are customers in front of it.  Surely
    they're not all pharmacists...
    
    I've already informed my old independent that as soon as the
    retroactive clause runs out in the pharmacy "freedom of choice"
    law (I'm stuck with CVS for the rest of 1995), I'll be coming back
    to them.  If they're still around, that is.
    
    On a related note, an independent record (i.e., CD's, cassettes)
    store in our area just closed up shop after almost twenty years
    as well.  Couldn't stay competitive with the likes of Lechmere,
    Tower Records, Newbury Comics, and so on.  This store offered a
    unique selection, particularly for oldies, and actual vinyl LP's
    and 45's.  Now they're gone.  But I can always get the latest junk
    for a buck cheaper at Tower or Newbury, so I'm supposed to feel like
    I'm better off.  I don't.
    
    Chris
12.2287CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Fri Feb 17 1995 15:169


 What record store closed?




 Jim
12.2288A small but nice placeDECWIN::RALTOGala 10th Year ECAD SW AnniversaryFri Feb 17 1995 15:3011
    Music Shoppe on Rt. 3A in Burlington, Mass.  I used to go there a
    lot, especially for oldies and the occasional 45 (the kids had bought
    one there a few months ago, so they'd have the unique experience
    of having one in this day and age...).
    
    They'd had a 40-50%-off going-out-of-business sale over the last
    2-3 weeks, but I'd have preferred that they stick around.  The
    owner said it was just impossible to attract customers given the
    big-shot chains and their cutthroat volume prices.
    
    Chris
12.2289What's a CVS store?DECLNE::REESEToreDown,I'mAlmostLevelW/theGroundFri Feb 17 1995 16:021
    
12.2290NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Fri Feb 17 1995 16:041
Mega-drugstore chain in New England.
12.2291CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Fri Feb 17 1995 16:123

 Constant Velocity Sequencer
12.2292OOTOOL::CHELSEAMostly harmless.Fri Feb 17 1995 16:264
    Re: record store
    
    There's a store in Norwood that does oldies and vinyl -- supplies DJs
    and jukeboxes.  Of course, it's a bit of a drive from New Hampshire.
12.2293POBOX::BATTISContract StudmuffinFri Feb 17 1995 16:578
    
    Does the New England area have any Walgreen Drug stores yet???
    
    They are the largest drug store chain in the country, headquartered
    here in Chicago, for what its worth, I went to school with the
    chairmans son, Rick Walgreen who is now a senior VP.
    
    Mark
12.2294BIGQ::SILVASquirrels R MeFri Feb 17 1995 17:003

	Yes, they have invaded the NE area! :-)
12.2295POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesFri Feb 17 1995 17:202
    
    I've developed rather a nasty headache today 8^(.
12.2296MPGS::MARKEYCalm down: it's only 1s and 0sFri Feb 17 1995 17:226
    Too late... I could have administered my sure fire headache cure
    if I had known last night... it hasn't failed yet. And it's
    perfectly legal, even in Georgia, and you wouldn't hate me in
    the morning! :-) :-) :-)
    
    -b
12.2297oh dearPOWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesFri Feb 17 1995 17:231
    
12.2298If we must have chains, I like Walgreens better than CVSDECWIN::RALTOGala 10th Year ECAD SW AnniversaryFri Feb 17 1995 17:2811
    Thanks for the record store info, Chelsea.
    
    Yes, we have Walgreens too, nestled snugly between CVS's,
    in much the same way that McDonalds and Burger Kings are
    usually found not too far from one another.
    
    We also have Osco's, but there's not too many of them around.
    They seem to be kind of a relic from the 1960's, so maybe I'll
    go there more often.
    
    Chris
12.2299CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Fri Feb 17 1995 17:315


 Osco's is my drugstore of choice...I just wish they'd quit moving stuff
 around all the time..
12.2300POBOX::BATTISContract StudmuffinFri Feb 17 1995 17:414
    
    an Osco snarf
    
    
12.2301NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Fri Feb 17 1995 17:415
Osco's is owned by American Stores (of Utah), which owns Acme Supermarkets
and recently sold Star Market.

CVS is owned by Melville Corp., which also owns various shoe store chains
and Bob's Stores.
12.2302GAVEL::JANDROWbrain crampFri Feb 17 1995 17:464
    
    
    osco's not bad...but i prefer cvs...always have...walgreen's kinda
    annoys me, but i am not really sure why...
12.2303CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Fri Feb 17 1995 17:4710


 I have the same problem with Walgreen's...even when I lived in California
 I wasn't all that fond of them..




Jim
12.2304MPGS::MARKEYCalm down: it's only 1s and 0sFri Feb 17 1995 17:5312
    Oh, I dunno, I've always had a soft-spot for Walgreen's...since
    during my college daze when I was in one and they were playing
    a Muzak version of Frank Zappa's "I'm The Slime" on the store
    PA (seriously... I know it was piped in music, but it cracked
    me up just the same...)
    
    I am the slime from the video
    Ooozing along on your living room floor...
    
    (A great cut up of TV way before TV cut ups were fashionable)
    
    -b
12.2305CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Fri Feb 17 1995 18:0210


 I was in a store a couple days ago (can't remember which store) and heard
 a Muzak version of "Ramblin' Man"..




Jim
12.2306.2305PENUTS::DDESMAISONSCML IAC RTL RALFri Feb 17 1995 18:032
{thud}

12.2307CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Fri Feb 17 1995 18:123

 Thought you'd enjoy that one, Di :-)
12.2308MPGS::MARKEYCalm down: it's only 1s and 0sFri Feb 17 1995 18:133
    Do they do the guitar solo at the end on kazoo or pan flute? :-)
    
    -b
12.2309CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Fri Feb 17 1995 18:1511


 I couldn't quite handle sticking around to find out..






Jim
12.2310MPGS::MARKEYCalm down: it's only 1s and 0sFri Feb 17 1995 18:177
    TTHT: Not having a phone today (all day) on a day I'm expecting
          several calls... for some reason, the phones die around
          here a lot, and my phone seems particularly vulnerable.
    
          It happened earlier this week too...
    
    -b
12.2311POLAR::RICHARDSONWeird Canadian Type GeezerFri Feb 17 1995 18:181
    {spud}
12.2312MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Fri Feb 17 1995 18:296
If I'm not mistaken, CVS is actually an acronym for Consumer Value Stores.
At least, they accept checks made out that way.

I prefer CVS to Osco only because they tend to have more subdued lighting.
Osco stores are generally too bright for me.

12.2313POBOX::BATTISContract StudmuffinFri Feb 17 1995 18:525
    
    I'm partial to Walgreen's due to the fact that I used to work for them,
    before my Digital days.
    
    Mark
12.2314At least it's an alternative, even if it's a chain itselfDECWIN::RALTOGala 10th Year ECAD SW AnniversaryFri Feb 17 1995 19:5010
    I like Walgreen's mainly because they're not CVS.  :-)
    Plus, they're a bit grungier than sterile CVS.  I feel like
    I have to dress up to go into CVS, and be careful what I touch.
    
    When I was an adolescent type, Osco's were occasionally
    accompanied in new "plazas" by Star Market and a short-lived
    department store chain known as Turn-Style.  We had one such
    "triplet" in Quincy in the mid-to-late 60's.
    
    Chris
12.2315GAVEL::JANDROWbrain crampFri Feb 17 1995 19:536
    
    
    <--- and isn't that osco and star market still there???
    
    
    
12.2316"Look kids, there's one of my old stores!" "Yeahhh, Dad..."DECWIN::RALTOGala 10th Year ECAD SW AnniversaryFri Feb 17 1995 20:1317
    Oooo, wouldn't that be great if it were still there?  I haven't
    been by there since around 1976.  I'll have to stop by there
    next time I go on a nostalgia trip, probably around Memorial Day.
    
    I usually get depressed on these trips because so much has
    changed, and very suddenly (the latest being the old Braintree
    Stop & Shop (Tedeschi's even longer ago) that I'd worked in during
    college (the deli with the analog scales) and former Zayre (later
    Ames) stores on Grove Street.  They tore down the whole kit and
    kaboodle, and replaced it with a big sprawling complex containing
    a "Super Stop & Shop" and about ten other stores.  I could hardly
    bear to look...
    
    But these old Osco and Star stores in Quincy are real artifacts...
    I'll have to check it out, thanks!
    
    Chris
12.2317May Duane forgive them, they know not what they doDECLNE::REESEToreDown,I'mAlmostLevelW/theGroundFri Feb 17 1995 20:245
    Henderson,
    
    Muzak doin' Ramblin' Man?????  
    
    
12.2318CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Fri Feb 17 1995 20:4219

RE:   <<< Note 12.2317 by DECLNE::REESE "ToreDown,I'mAlmostLevelW/theGround" >>>
            -< May Duane forgive them, they know not what they do >-

   > Henderson,
    
   > Muzak doin' Ramblin' Man?????  
    

    Ayuh...wish I could remember where I was when I heard it (Mall at Rocking-
    ham Park in Salem), but I did a double take and had to listen to a few
    more bars til I confirmed that's what it was).



 JIm
    

12.2319CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Fri Feb 17 1995 20:428

 ps...I think Duane was dead by the time the bros recorded that one.




Jim
12.2320PENUTS::DDESMAISONSCML IAC RTL RALFri Feb 17 1995 20:547
>
> ps...I think Duane was dead by the time the bros recorded that one.
>

	that's what i was thinkin' too.  can't swear to it, but...

12.2321CALDEC::RAHOctal HoundFri Feb 17 1995 21:277
    
    lotta great groups of the past were bros:
    
    righteous bros
    isley bros
    cornelius bros
    
12.2322Or was it '71?DECLNE::REESEToreDown,I'mAlmostLevelW/theGroundFri Feb 17 1995 21:3310
    Jim,
    
    You're correct, Duane had passed on by the time Ramblin' Man had
    been recorded (but I still think he'd roll over in his grave if he
    knew it was on Muzak) :-)
    
    Lessee, I moved to Georgia in the spring of '69; I think Duane was
    killed the following year...
    
    
12.2323CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Sat Feb 18 1995 01:4113


 Yep...Ramblin' Man was on Brothers and Sisters, I believe, the first all
 studio album they did after Duane's death..



 'nother Brothers band...the Walker Brothers...they were good.



 Jim
12.2324CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Sat Feb 18 1995 01:5411



 Inserting what I thought was the utilities disk in my floppy drive and
 booting the system, only to find I'd inserted the set up disk for DOS 5.0,
 which apparantly wiped out much of my DOS 6.22..not sure what it did, but
 being not too terribly computer literate, I think I goofed :-O


 Jim
12.2325Wipe the Windows/Check the Oil/Dollar GasSUBPAC::JJENSENJojo the Fishing WidowSat Feb 18 1995 02:284
    Just read Jim's note on the Allman B's via Muzak.
    I think my copy of "Eat a Peach" just fainted and
    fell off the shelf.
    
12.2326CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Sat Feb 18 1995 03:0422

        <<< Note 12.2325 by SUBPAC::JJENSEN "Jojo the Fishing Widow" >>>



>                 -< Wipe the Windows/Check the Oil/Dollar Gas >-

    Just about my favorite Allman Bros. live album ^
                                                   |

    Years ago (early 70's) I took some time off from a high pressure job
    I had and worked in a 7-11 on the night shift.  Round that time the
    Allmans had just started touring again after Duanes's death, and the
    show they did at the Fillmore West was broadcast live..had it on tape
    for years..anyway, listened to it that night at the 7-11, and much
    of what they played that night is on the above album..


   Jim


12.2327CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Sat Feb 18 1995 03:0711


 Phew...the problem in .2324 turned out to be not as bad as I thought (I 
 think)..reinstalled 6.2 and 6.22 upgrades (fotunately I'd saved the
 uninstall disk from the 6.22 upgrade) and I think we're back on 
 the road..



 Jim
12.2328MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Sat Feb 18 1995 12:4312
Nice save, Jim.

TTH:

While I have almost always put out bird feeders in the winter time, last
year I failed to do so because of the severity of the weather which made
it next to impossible to get to them for refilling. This year I put out
two new ones - one with thistle seed and one with sunflower - and figured
that with the bare ground through January there was good cause for them
not to be occupied yet. But now that we've had snow cover for a couple
of weeks, they're still untouched. ?!?

12.2329SUBPAC::JJENSENJojo the Fishing WidowSat Feb 18 1995 19:547
    Same thing's happened to me, Jack, when the feeders have been
    empty for awhile.  What I've done is thrown some sunflower
    hearts out on the snow, to get the attention of the doves,
    juncos, etc.  Once they come back, it seems to draw the
    chickadees, finches, nuthatches, titmice, and friends to
    the feeder.
    
12.2330POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesSun Feb 19 1995 02:376
    
    Even after I promised John I'd be careful, I slipped on the ice again
    today and this time landed on my right hip.  Oh goody, I should have
    matching bruises in a day or so 8^p.
    
    A few more of these and I'll have the graceful technique down pat 8^).
12.2331COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertSun Feb 19 1995 11:271
Tch tch tch tch tch!
12.2332POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesSun Feb 19 1995 14:083
    
    I know, I know!  Look, I didn't slip on your path Friday night, did I? 
    At least I'm being partially careful 8^).
12.2333CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Mon Feb 20 1995 01:2510


...suspect I may be coming down with a bug that has had many of the folks in
 my church quite ill for the last couple weeks..




 Jim
12.2334MAIL2::CRANEMon Feb 20 1995 10:251
    I use Walgreens here in N.J. and wouldn`t use anyone else.
12.2335GAVEL::JANDROWbrain crampMon Feb 20 1995 11:2810
    
    debra...when did you fall this time???  you did so good earlier that
    day...i even managed to stay on my feet coming and going... :>:>  and i
    even offered you some of my kitty litter to put on it for some
    traction...
    
    ttht:  even after not doing much this weekend, my knee was mightily
    sore this morning... 
    
    
12.2336MAIL2::CRANEMon Feb 20 1995 11:312
    .2335
    And what pray tell did you do to your knee? 
12.2337Oct 29, 1971WAHOO::LEVESQUEluxure et suppliceMon Feb 20 1995 12:123
    > ps...I think Duane was dead by the time the bros recorded that one.
    
     He was. He died the previous year.
12.2338WAHOO::LEVESQUEluxure et suppliceMon Feb 20 1995 12:261
    Bringing two bottles to a party that were lousy. Grrr.
12.23393rd party PC Software support. What's that?MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Mon Feb 20 1995 14:1650
TTH:

Having been a PC owner/user for about three months now, after having been
somewhat sheltered as a user for many, many years here within DIGITAL, I've
learned a few things about "support".

	1) At least a third, if not a half or more, of all 3rd party
	   PC software appears to have the robustness of a cup of
	   warm distilled water, which necessitates a lot of support
	   calls if your expectations differ.
	2) Outfits like DIGITAL with a responsible/responsive telephone
	   support organization are few and far between.
	3) Most 3rd party PC software suppliers shouldn't even be in
	   business if their telephone support organization is any
	   sort of representative demonstration of their "talents".
	4) Most 3rd party PC software outfits change their phone numbers
	   frequently enough that by the time the printed page is in your
	   hand, the number printed on it is invalid.
	5) Fully 98% of all 3rd part PC software outfits do not provide
	   toll free numbers for support, which leads into -
	6) For those 3rd party PC software outfits who've retained their
	   phone number for over three months, fully 95 percent of them
	   either:
		a) Always have their phone answered by a machine taking
		   messages.
		b) Have their phone answered by a voice menu system which
		   takes interminably long to wade through, and offers
		   extremely little hope of actually connecting you with
		   a human being that can be helpful in addressing your
		   problem.
		c) No longer support the product you're concerned with
		   but can provide you with a (non-toll-free) number
		   for the new support org. (Repeat item 6.)
		d) When a human being who is ostensibly responsible for
		   support does answer, the liklihood of them being able
		   to solve your problem is extremely limited.
		e) Have phones that are perpetually busy. (I'm talking
		   24x7, here, folks. I truly believe that they simply
		   take the thing off the hook when they walk in in the AM.)
		f) Have their phones answered by a machine which tells
		   you that you've called outside of their normal business
		   hours, informs you what those hours are, and asks you
		   to call back, even though you're actually calling
		   during the hours they claim to be available.

	I'll bet a lot of old DIGITAL customers who are into buying
	3rd party PC software these days, are reminiscing about the
	good old days with support from DIGITAL.


12.2340MKOTS3::JMARTINYou-Had-Forty-Years!!!Mon Feb 20 1995 14:302
    I just got a PC and hate getting used to this keyboard@@@  Ahhhh...
    see what I mean !!!!
12.2341THEY DON'T SEEM TO KNOW BASICSPENUTS::COMEAUMon Feb 20 1995 14:5021
    
    
    	Talked to a tech group for a nameless 3rd party to inquire
    	about a problem with a parallel port on their card not
    	working.
    
    
    		ME;  The software vendor says the port acts as
    		     if its not bi-directional.
    
    		THEM; What does bi-directional mean I never heard
    	   	      that term before.
    
    
    		ME; Never mind. click
    
    
    		DAC
    
    
    		
12.2342MPGS::MARKEYCalm down: it's only 1s and 0sMon Feb 20 1995 15:2618
    Jack,
    
    One thing that major sucks is that there's "support houses" out there
    that deal with many products from many vendors. The reason is, that
    such a vast amount of the population is so critically brain damaged,
    that a majority of the calls are of the "it says to hit any key and
    I can't find the any key" type. Unable to deal with this onslaught
    of morons, most small software companies opt for a third party
    support service, which they frequently end up changing (and hence,
    the changing numbers). It is very unlikely when you call a support
    hot line, you are actually talking to someone who is an employee
    of the company whose product you seek advice on. The person who
    answers the phone may have installed and run the package once,
    if you're lucky, but for the most part you might as well be talking
    to a phone sex line for all the help they'll be. That's probably
    how that mixup with the Digital help line started! :-)
    
    -b
12.2343POWDML::CKELLYCute Li'l RascalMon Feb 20 1995 15:287
    tthotw- still reeling from some suggestions made on friday evening.
    
    ttht - left a  6 inch skid mark in the frost out in front of mso2-
           completely destroyed a new pair of hose, cut my foot and my
           butt STILL hurts - and this happened before 07:00!.  On the
           bright side, my legs stayed together and the skirt did not
           end up obscenely high or wrapped 'round my head. 
12.2344Sympathy vs. disappointment (vicarious)SPEZKO::FRASERMobius Loop; see other sideMon Feb 20 1995 15:5217
>            <<< Note 12.2343 by POWDML::CKELLY "Cute Li'l Rascal" >>>
        ...    
>    ttht - left a  6 inch skid mark in the frost out in front of mso2-
>           completely destroyed a new pair of hose, cut my foot and my
           butt STILL hurts - and this happened before 07:00!.  
        
        Awww - 'tine!
        
>           On the
>           bright side, my legs stayed together and the skirt did not
>           end up obscenely high or wrapped 'round my head. 
        
        Awww - 'tine!
        
        &y ;*)
        

12.2345POLAR::RICHARDSONOoo Ah silly meMon Feb 20 1995 16:021
    Well now, the MSO Babes seem to be slipping.
12.2346POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesMon Feb 20 1995 16:033
    
    I guess that's what we get for wearing f-m-pumps everywhere we go 8^).
                                               
12.2347Oh mySTOWOA::JOLLIMOREFood for a crowMon Feb 20 1995 16:040
12.2348POLAR::RICHARDSONOoo Ah silly meMon Feb 20 1995 16:062
    Try AM pumps, perhaps that sort of modulation would give you better
    footing.
12.2349MAIL2::CRANEMon Feb 20 1995 16:101
    I always have trouble with pumps
12.2350MPGS::MARKEYCalm down: it's only 1s and 0sMon Feb 20 1995 16:113
    
    Is this related to the "pump mags"?
    
12.2351euuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesMon Feb 20 1995 16:261
    
12.2352KAOA00::KAOU55::MCGREGORMon Feb 20 1995 16:355
re 2348

Hey,  I don't lend my pumps to just anyone!

	AM
12.2353GAVEL::JANDROWbrain crampMon Feb 20 1995 18:147
    
    i'd like to state, for the record, that, unlike my two 'sisters', my
    feet have been staying on the ground.
    
    thankyou
    
    
12.2354POLAR::RICHARDSONOoo Ah silly meMon Feb 20 1995 18:175
    Which raises the question, what does "head over heels" mean.

    Usually, my head is always over my heels.

    Glenn
12.2355POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesMon Feb 20 1995 18:542
    
    There's really not much worse than the smell of burnt popcorn 8^p.
12.2356MPGS::MARKEYCalm down: it's only 1s and 0sMon Feb 20 1995 18:564
    The smell of popcorn, period. Yuck. I like eating it, but can't
    stand the smell.
    
    -b
12.2357POLAR::RICHARDSONOoo Ah silly meTue Feb 21 1995 02:264
    I remember when you could at least have a half decent argument in
    soapbox at this time of night. All the nocturnal ones have gone. Not
    only that, the people who would stay up all night aren't around
    anymore.
12.2358POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesTue Feb 21 1995 02:443
    
    I'm sorry, is this a five-minute argument or the full half hour?
    
12.2359POLAR::RICHARDSONOoo Ah silly meTue Feb 21 1995 02:491
    I told you once.
12.2360JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeTue Feb 21 1995 03:211
    I told you twice, but I ain't tellin ya agin!
12.2361POLAR::RICHARDSONOoo Ah silly meTue Feb 21 1995 03:261
    No you didn't!
12.2362JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeTue Feb 21 1995 03:295
    TTHT  Bad Jokes
    
    What kind of jokes do scientist's tell?
    
    Wisecracks!
12.2363Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Tue Feb 21 1995 03:313
    TTReallyHT : The network is running so bloody slow today that I'm
    		 staying the hell away and not reading anymore notes.
    		 Until next time folks......
12.2364JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeTue Feb 21 1995 03:311
    Night monkey!
12.2365POLAR::RICHARDSONOoo Ah silly meTue Feb 21 1995 03:331
    Night butt!
12.2366POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesTue Feb 21 1995 04:142
    
    tight gut
12.2367COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertTue Feb 21 1995 04:261
loose shoes
12.2368HBFDT1::SCHARNBERGSenior KodierwurstTue Feb 21 1995 06:353
    wise guys
    
    (see next unseen)
12.2369COMICS::MCSKEANESANTA!!!! Ye forgot ma M16!!!!Tue Feb 21 1995 07:168
    
    TTHLN:
    
    Being a gentleman (for once in my life!!!) and allowing my female
    opponent first go at Scrabble last. She proceeded to lay out MAGNIFY
    and I was 96 points down already!!!!!
    
    POL   
12.2370WMOIS::GIROUARD_CTue Feb 21 1995 09:034
    -1 kinda supports the "nice guys finish last" theory.
       unless, of course, you whipped her butt in the stretch... :-)
    
       Chip
12.2371leiu iieCOMICS::MCSKEANESANTA!!!! Ye forgot ma M16!!!!Tue Feb 21 1995 09:188
    >  <<< Note 12.2370 by WMOIS::GIROUARD_C >>>
    
    >unless, of course, you whipped her butt in the stretch... :-)
    
    Considering my first 6 racks had 6 vowels and 1 consonant each, I
    thought I did pretty well to keep the spread under 100!!!
    
    POL  %-}
12.2372WMOIS::GIROUARD_CTue Feb 21 1995 09:554
    annual physical this afternoon... it wouldn't be bad if it weren't
    for the prostate check. i mean really, at least tell me i'm pretty.
    
     :-) Chip
12.2373POWDML::CKELLYCute Li'l RascalTue Feb 21 1995 10:141
    my butt still hurts :-(
12.2374GAVEL::JANDROWbrain crampTue Feb 21 1995 10:425
    
    
    so far...nothing....but the day is not over...
    
    
12.2375Re .2373, which I take to be in response to .2372:LJSRV2::KALIKOWTechnology Hunter/GathererTue Feb 21 1995 10:537
    Hey 'Tine, you coulda saved yerself lots of pain had you butt told the
    Dr. that -- last you checked -- you didn't even HAVE a prostate...
    
    hth.
    
    |-{:-)
    
12.2376arsonist strikes again!NCMAIL::GEIBELLfiremen:Find'em hot leave'em wetTue Feb 21 1995 11:0420
    
    
         Having to come to work after a very long weekend, it seems as tho 
    we have aquired an arsonist in our small rural community. we have had 2 
    very suspicious fires in the last month. Both fires have been on
    relatively warm nights and after were started after midnight. sunday
    mornings fire was called in by a passer by, when I ran outa my house I 
    looked to the west (where the fire was) and I could see the glow in the
    sky, I thought man if this is a house I hope the people got out, then
    the dispatcher said it was a barn fire.
       When I crested the hill out of town with the pumper I looked across 
    the valley and at that time I could see flames in the sky then. it took 
    8 minutes from initial call till the first unit was on scene. it was a
    total loss. 
       The biggest problem I have is dont these people realise that
    firefighters put their lives on the line at any fire call. it takes a 
    real sick person to set fires like this person is doing. 
    
                                                                   Lee
    
12.2377MAIL2::CRANETue Feb 21 1995 11:154
    We had a rash of arsonist fires in my small town. It didn`t take long
    to find out how it was and you can bet his father wasn`t re-elected to
    Mayor. No one was killed or injured but your correct in the that every
    time the alarm goes off our lives are on the line.  
12.2378HBFDT1::SCHARNBERGSenior KodierwurstTue Feb 21 1995 11:247
    We've had a case of an arsonist in the Nordfriesland area.
    
    The arsonist was a fireman himself. He said he wanted to get himself
    some work.
    
    Sad case.
    Heiko
12.2379POWDML::CKELLYCute Li'l RascalTue Feb 21 1995 11:583
    Dr Dan!  I'm dying!  I hadn't seen .2373 when I entered .2374!
    
    Chip,  you are very pretty :-)
12.2380BIGQ::SILVASquirrels R MeTue Feb 21 1995 12:243

	'tine.... want me to rub yer butt???? 
12.2381SUBPAC::SADINOne if by LAN, two if by CTue Feb 21 1995 12:295
    
    
    	may I watch????
    
    
12.2382POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesTue Feb 21 1995 12:303
    
    This man in my area keeps clearing his throat in the loudest and most
    disgusting fashion 8^p.
12.2383sung to the tune of "anticipation"SUBPAC::SADINOne if by LAN, two if by CTue Feb 21 1995 12:425
    
    
    	expectoraaaaaation.....
    
    
12.2384WMOIS::GIROUARD_CTue Feb 21 1995 12:513
    .2379 why thank you...
    
          Chip
12.2385What do you do with them?DECLNE::REESEToreDown,I'mAlmostLevelW/theGroundTue Feb 21 1995 12:537
    In addition to a number of churches being desecrated, we had another
    torched by an 11 year old last week.  The kid used a phone inside the
    church to call 911, duh!!
    
    When he was apprehended he simply said "I like to watch fires".
    
    
12.2386GAVEL::JANDROWbrain crampTue Feb 21 1995 12:585
    
    deb...i told you...it only gets worse...just be glad he went home sick
    yesterday...
    
    
12.2387POWDML::CKELLYCute Li'l RascalTue Feb 21 1995 13:133
    glen, jim- yes, and yes :-)
    
    chip- yer welcome :-)
12.2388COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertTue Feb 21 1995 13:2113
>    In addition to a number of churches being desecrated, we had another
>    torched by an 11 year old last week.  The kid used a phone inside the
>    church to call 911, duh!!

So it would seem Janet Reno should be posting Federal Marshalls at Cobb
County churches.

The pastor of Vinings United Methodist Church has called the FBI to ask
them to help in the investigation of who damaged their chruch; he didn't
know that church desecration was a federal crime until I called him this
morning.

/john
12.2389BIGQ::SILVASquirrels R MeTue Feb 21 1995 13:333

	I'll be right there 'tine!
12.2390GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA member in good standingTue Feb 21 1995 13:3911
    
    
    
    Just got call from home.  Another friends of ours kid (10) is in the 
    hospital in a coma.  They don't know what's wrong although they are
    looking into a brain tumor.  I'm sure any prayers for Ryan will be
    appreciated.  Talk about getting the wind taken out of ones sails...
    
    
    
    Mike
12.2391CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Tue Feb 21 1995 13:4011


 Wow, Mike...I'll be praying for him and his family.






 Jim
12.2392TIHTSTRATA::ZILINSKYTue Feb 21 1995 16:148
    Thing I hate today,
    
      Getting home last night and found out my wife's best friend new born 
    has a hole in her heart and one side is bigger then the other. life
    sucks when things like this happen to babies... They don't deserve
    this.
    
                 Tom (aka bartender)
12.2393CNTROL::JENNISONNo turning backTue Feb 21 1995 17:147
	Flat tire less than 15 minutes from home...

	The kids woke up from their naps right quick when the hatch
	was opened and were not terribly pleased.

	Donut spare was under-inflated, but got us home safely...
12.2394POLAR::RICHARDSONOoo Ah silly meTue Feb 21 1995 17:402
    So what you're saying is the flat tire was on one of your wheels at the
    time.
12.2395BIGQ::SILVASquirrels R MeTue Feb 21 1995 17:4010


	Joanne, buy a couple of cans of fix a flat. It will save you lots of
touble! A friend slammed up against the curb this past weekend to get a parking
spot. It ruined his sidewall and this stuff worked well. He got to the place
which gave him a new tire.


Glen
12.2396SUBPAC::JJENSENJojo the Fishing WidowTue Feb 21 1995 17:453
Glen, it wasn't me, it was Karen Jennison....
My story is:  car dies on the highway and people refuse
to help me.	;^)
12.2397BIGQ::SILVASquirrels R MeTue Feb 21 1995 17:505


	Thanks Joanne..... I musta had you on the brain. :-) Is it all squishy
up there? :-)
12.2398SUBPAC::JJENSENJojo the Fishing WidowTue Feb 21 1995 17:522
Well, yeah, but that's my usual state, so I didn't,
uh, notice.
12.2399GAVEL::JANDROWbrain crampTue Feb 21 1995 18:1314
    
    
    tom...
    
    hugs to your wife's friend...
    
    
    
    ttht:  still no word from steve's sister, whose water broke yesterday
    moring at 4:30am...doctor sent her home that afternoon and said to come
    back when contractions were 2-3 minutes apart...they're still only
    about 5 minutes apart...
    
    
12.2400CSOA1::LEECHhiTue Feb 21 1995 18:541
    snarf?
12.2401MPGS::MARKEYCalm down: it's only 1s and 0sTue Feb 21 1995 19:098
    I am having _the_ most profanely heinous bad hair day. As some of
    you know, I sport a shoulder-length, quasi-rock n' roller big
    hair kinda do, which is supposed to suggest a certain lack of
    coiffure discipline. But some days, it just sticks in directions
    which imply the existance of a physical forth dimension. It's
    like Alfalfa to the n, where n is a very large number.
    
    -b
12.2402BIGQ::SILVASquirrels R MeTue Feb 21 1995 19:123

	Invest in a hay bailer
12.2403POLAR::RICHARDSONOoo Ah silly meTue Feb 21 1995 19:161
    {chortle}
12.2404SMURF::BINDERvitam gustareTue Feb 21 1995 19:282
    baler.  to bail hay would be to throw it out of a boat.  or buy it out
    of stir.  either way...
12.2405OOTOOL::CHELSEAMostly harmless.Tue Feb 21 1995 19:323
    Re: .2401
    
    A nice crewcut would eliminate that problem....
12.2406MPGS::MARKEYCalm down: it's only 1s and 0sTue Feb 21 1995 19:395
    Yes, Chelsea, I suppose it would. But there is some segment of the
    population that likes it this way too, and, well, um, er, I think
    I'll put up with it in the interests of, um, er, romance.
    
    -b
12.2407NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Feb 21 1995 19:401
You could meet someone new in alt.sex.fetish.crewcuts.
12.2408SUBPAC::SADINOne if by LAN, two if by CTue Feb 21 1995 19:418
    
    
    	Hmmm...I need to check out that newsgroup...
    
    
    jim (with a very short crewcut)
    
    
12.2409CNTROL::JENNISONNo turning backTue Feb 21 1995 19:5015
	Yes Glenn et al,
	The flat was on one of the tires we were using at the time.

	Fix a flat most likely wouldn't have helped, as it was a slow-leak
	puncture that turned into a "running flat" (I figured out that
	the tire had a slow leak when I filled it on Sunday, but was
	going to get it checked out when we got home).

	Luckily, the tire center near my home was willing to take
	me even though it was nearly quitting time.  My husband got
	to watch the kids, and I got to read my book.  Sometimes even
	bad things turn out well ;-)

	Karen
12.2410POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesTue Feb 21 1995 20:195
    
    Crew cuts are very sexy.
    
    
    Short hair in general (on men) is very sexy.
12.2411BIGQ::SILVASquirrels R MeTue Feb 21 1995 20:258
12.2412CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Wed Feb 22 1995 00:4415


    
    
>    Short hair in general (on men) is very sexy.



   Did I tell  you I got a haircut?  :-)




 Jim
12.2413POLAR::RICHARDSONOoo Ah silly meWed Feb 22 1995 01:152
    Well, if you had gotten them all cut this may have put you in good
    stead.
12.2414MPGS::MARKEYCalm down: it's only 1s and 0sWed Feb 22 1995 06:3611
    Some women find short hair sexy, others find longer hair sexy,
    and since without the use of wigs it's not possible to have
    it either way, I'll lean toward the long-hair route since
    that's what I also happen to prefer.
    
    By the way, at 3:30AM, my bad hair day doesn't matter much
    anymore... I'm trying to fight off some @$$&0!# on the
    Internet who's hassling me over the Patrick Moraz concert,
    which makes bad hair the least of my problems.
    
    -b
12.2415GAVEL::JANDROWbrain crampWed Feb 22 1995 10:549
    
    
    just for  the record, i like longer hair on men...not necessarily LONG
    hair, just longer than "normal"..
    
    
    then again, we could ask nancy as to what i am really trying to say...
    
    
12.2416NETCAD::WOODFORDLight dawns over marblehead....Wed Feb 22 1995 11:219
    
    
    TTHT: Finding a note from 'Chris' in my office, and not knowing
    which 'Chris' it is.  I know so many!
    
    
    :(
    Terrie
    
12.2417WAHOO::LEVESQUEluxure et suppliceWed Feb 22 1995 11:364
    voicemail: "Hi, Mark, this is Frank in the Mill. I've got a FAX for
    you."
    
     Who? And why is my FAX in the Mill?
12.2418CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Wed Feb 22 1995 11:454


 Just call the Mill and ask for Frank..
12.2419POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesWed Feb 22 1995 11:548
    
    I took my contacts out last night and put them in the disinfecting
    container and put in the solution but forgot to drop in the
    neutralizing tablet 8^p.
    
    So when I went to put them in this morning ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow.
    
    I'm looking scholarly in my glasses 8^/.
12.2420BIGQ::SILVASquirrels R MeWed Feb 22 1995 12:487
| <<< Note 12.2415 by GAVEL::JANDROW "brain cramp" >>>


| then again, we could ask nancy as to what i am really trying to say...

	<grin>..... I've been down this road before!!!!!  :-)

12.2421GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA member in good standingWed Feb 22 1995 12:526
    
    Well, they operated on Ryan yesterday and removed the tumor.  They say 
    his chances of survival are 25%.  
    
    
    Mike
12.2422BIGQ::MARCHANDWed Feb 22 1995 13:025
         
        Ryan will be in my prayers.
    
    
       Rosie
12.2423GOOEY::JUDYThat's Ms. Bitch to you!Wed Feb 22 1995 13:277
    
    
    	re:  -b  .2401
    
    
    	ah, my kinda guy!  (without the bad hair day of course.  =)  )
    
12.2424MPGS::MARKEYCalm down: it's only 1s and 0sWed Feb 22 1995 14:238
    >	ah, my kinda guy!  (without the bad hair day of course.  =)  )
    
    Oh Dear.
    
    Um yes, well, you haven't met me yet. To know me is to hate me! :-) :-)
    :-) :-)
    
    -b
12.2425GAVEL::JANDROWbrain crampWed Feb 22 1995 17:165
    
    
    i dudt burnbeb tung...
    
    
12.2426Speak gooder English!!!SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBe vewy caweful awound Zebwas!Wed Feb 22 1995 17:238
    
    
    
    
    Shouldn't that be...
    
    >i dudt burnbeb BY tung..."??
    
12.2427MKOTS3::JMARTINYou-Had-Forty-Years!!!Wed Feb 22 1995 17:271
    Glens coercive ways!!!
12.2428SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBe vewy caweful awound Zebwas!Wed Feb 22 1995 17:4210
    
    Jack, 
    
     Forgive me for correcting you (again), but it should be:
     
     'incoherent' ways...
    
    
     NNTTM...
    
12.2429BIGQ::SILVASquirrels R MeWed Feb 22 1995 17:514


	That too Andy... I love you!
12.2430SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBe vewy caweful awound Zebwas!Wed Feb 22 1995 17:564
    
    
    Awwwwww..... are you gonna show me the nail prints in your hands too??
    
12.2431POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesWed Feb 22 1995 18:188
    
    I wish you two would just CUT IT OUT.  My mother would have sent you to
    your rooms LONG before now.
    
    Honestly.
    
    
    {crank, crank}
12.2432MKOTS3::JMARTINYou-Had-Forty-Years!!!Wed Feb 22 1995 18:191
    Glen started it!
12.2433POLAR::RICHARDSONOoo Ah silly meWed Feb 22 1995 18:203
    It would seem that there is a great need for decrankulation today.
    
    Who would like to be decrankified?
12.2434{raises hand}POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesWed Feb 22 1995 18:201
    
12.2435SUBPAC::JJENSENJojo the Fishing WidowWed Feb 22 1995 18:304
I'm not cranky, but I'll still give it a go.

Everyone else:  drink your milk, then heads 
down on desks for nap time.
12.2436POLAR::RICHARDSONOoo Ah silly meWed Feb 22 1995 18:351
    8^)
12.2437SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBe vewy caweful awound Zebwas!Wed Feb 22 1995 18:395
    RE: .2431
    
    Awwwwwww... mz_deb.... is your hair pulled back too tight today??
    
    {un-crank....un-crank...}
12.2438MPGS::MARKEYCalm down: it's only 1s and 0sWed Feb 22 1995 18:415
    I'm not sure what decrankifying actually is, but it sounds painful.
    For example, was Wayne Bobbit decrankified? Inquiring minds, etc.
    etc.
    
    -b
12.2439POLAR::RICHARDSONOoo Ah silly meWed Feb 22 1995 18:431
    How about decrankulating then?
12.2440SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBe vewy caweful awound Zebwas!Wed Feb 22 1995 18:464
    
    un-crankin is releasing the tension on all the devices that hold lovely
    tresses in a position and tends to make said wearer look like they're
    of oriental extraction...
12.2441SMURF::BINDERvitam gustareWed Feb 22 1995 18:488
    > said wearer
    
    no wearer is in evidence.  do you mean the wearer of said tresses?
    
    > look like they're
    > of oriental extraction...
    
    they, meaning the tresses?  a wearer is he or she, not they.
12.2442MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Feb 22 1995 18:493
For a better definition of decrankifying, consult your local Russian
Army Chorus soprano.

12.2443:)SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBe vewy caweful awound Zebwas!Wed Feb 22 1995 18:584
    
    RE: .2441
    
    Ah!!! Binder man is back!!! 
12.2444:-)SMURF::BINDERvitam gustareWed Feb 22 1995 19:013
    .2443
    
    that's a tth?
12.2445SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBe vewy caweful awound Zebwas!Wed Feb 22 1995 19:068
    
    Of course not!!
    
    just remarking on the excellent English lesson...
    
    
    Thought we lost you to the 'snarf' and the WAR... :)
    
12.2446POLAR::RICHARDSONOoo Ah silly meWed Feb 22 1995 19:091
    Well Dick isn't a grim person IMO.
12.2447CNTROL::JENNISONNo turning backWed Feb 22 1995 19:112
	and in need of decrankification!
12.2448POLAR::RICHARDSONOoo Ah silly meWed Feb 22 1995 19:231
    He's been pre-decrankified?
12.2449BIGQ::SILVASquirrels R MeWed Feb 22 1995 19:2912
| <<< Note 12.2430 by SOLVIT::KRAWIECKI "Be vewy caweful awound Zebwas!" >>>



| Awwwwww..... are you gonna show me the nail prints in your hands too??


	Can't do that Andy. I keep my nails well manicured so they don't jab
me. So I got no marks.



12.2450BIGQ::SILVASquirrels R MeWed Feb 22 1995 19:327
| <<< Note 12.2431 by POWDML::LAUER "Little Chamber of Fuzzy Faces" >>>


| {crank, crank}

	Deb, no matter how much you yell at us, I will never think you're a
crank. A _Babe can't be one you see. :-)
12.2451BIGQ::SILVASquirrels R MeWed Feb 22 1995 19:335
| <<< Note 12.2432 by MKOTS3::JMARTIN "You-Had-Forty-Years!!!" >>>

| Glen started it!

	What, back when I revealed you watched Beavis and Butthead??? :-)
12.2452SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBe vewy caweful awound Zebwas!Wed Feb 22 1995 19:356
    
    RE: .2449
    
    
    Awww..... I love you anyway....
    
12.2453POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesWed Feb 22 1995 19:416
    
    
    Yes, Andy, I think my hair _is_ pulled back too tightly today.  And I'd
    like a drink.
    
    {still cranky}
12.2454SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBe vewy caweful awound Zebwas!Wed Feb 22 1995 19:428
    
    Great!!!!!!!
    
    Let's crack open that case of beer!!!!
    
    
     :) :) :) :)
    
12.2455MPGS::MARKEYCalm down: it's only 1s and 0sWed Feb 22 1995 19:473
    
    I could bring a box of wine!
    
12.2456BIGQ::SILVASquirrels R MeWed Feb 22 1995 19:518
| <<< Note 12.2452 by SOLVIT::KRAWIECKI "Be vewy caweful awound Zebwas!" >>>


| Awww..... I love you anyway....

	Why.... wh... why Andy... sniff.... that is the SWEETEST thing you have
ever said to me.....sniffff..... don't worry, these are tears of joy...

12.2457SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBe vewy caweful awound Zebwas!Wed Feb 22 1995 19:525
    
    I thought you were sniffing....
    
    Naaaaaaahhh... never mind....
    
12.2458BIGQ::SILVASquirrels R MeWed Feb 22 1995 19:533

	The crack of do... errr dawn?
12.2459Remember the goose, um, lady?MPGS::MARKEYMother is the invention of necessityWed Feb 22 1995 21:184
    Having known a rather (in)famous DECie by the name of Dawn, I'd
    rather not think about the crack of Dawn, thank you. :-) :-)
    
    -b
12.2460MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Feb 22 1995 22:232
We Remember. You can bank on it.

12.2461Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Thu Feb 23 1995 01:253
    Oi you lot. Poofs the lot of ya. Stop this lovey dovey <r.o> now.
    
    Yourwellbloodyannoying
12.2462What if I had had a heart attack ?HBFDT2::SCHARNBERGSenior KodierwurstThu Feb 23 1995 06:0926
    Speaking of 'bloody' -
    
    one of my Handball team's newbies (read: full of energy and ambition) 
    jumped for the ball that I was trying to catch. As I was bending over
    and leaning to the left, his shoulder hit my eye/glasses big time.
    First it hurt like hell, and then I noticed I was pretty much bleeding
    from my left eye. 
    I was afraid of having hurt my eyeball at first, but it was only a 2 cm
    cut in the upper eyelid.
    
    And not the TTH:
    Injury happened at 21:45
    Eye-cleanup finished at 21:55
    Tried to reach the local doctor on duty until 22:20. 
    His D2 (for John C.) Handy unreacheable, his private phone occupied.
    Showered got dressed until 22:40
    Brother drove me to the nearest decent hospital. Arrived at 23:20
    Was treated at 1:00 (!)
    ONE AND A HALF HOUR WAITING TIME IN THE FREAKIN HOSPITAL.
    Finished treatment at 1:20
    luckily, the eyeball was not injured.
    home at 1:50.
    
    now: tired.
    
    Heiko
12.2463GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA member in good standingThu Feb 23 1995 09:597
    
    
    
    Good to hear the eye's okay, Heiko.
    
    
    Mike
12.2464REFINE::KOMARThe karaoke masterThu Feb 23 1995 10:479
    	TTHYesterday
    
    Bizarre karaoke last night
    
    3 scary looking lesbians decided to do backup for nearly everyone 
    that sang after 10:30 last night.  This really made my duet very 
    different (1 guy, 1 girl, 3 lesbians?). :-
    
    ME)
12.2465WMOIS::GIROUARD_CThu Feb 23 1995 10:503
    -1 oxymoron alert!
    
       Chip
12.2466REFINE::KOMARThe karaoke masterThu Feb 23 1995 10:573
    Where is the oxymoron?
    
    ME
12.2467GAVEL::JANDROWbrain crampThu Feb 23 1995 11:045
    
    
    chip, that was rather rude and uncalled for...
    
    z
12.2468REFINE::KOMARThe karaoke masterThu Feb 23 1995 11:064
	I'll be the judge of that, after he tells me where the oxymoron
is.

ME
12.2469HBFDT2::SCHARNBERGSenior KodierwurstThu Feb 23 1995 11:096
    If there's an oxymoron, I'd say it is not rude to point it out.
    
    Now, if he had said tautology, that would have been rude.
    
    
    Heiko (your proxy*moron)
12.2470 SUBURB::COOKSHalf Man,Half BiscuitThu Feb 23 1995 11:106
    Putting jam on my cheese sandwich and putting pickle on my peanut
    butter sandwich.
    
    I still eat them though. Extra mature cheddar mixed with raspberry
    jam is an odd mixture.
    
12.2471WMOIS::GIROUARD_CThu Feb 23 1995 11:115
    karaoke is bizarre...
    
    rude? nope... just being honest. just my opinion.
    
    Chip
12.2472GAVEL::JANDROWbrain crampThu Feb 23 1995 11:1211
    
    tth:  i think i am getting sick...waking up each morning this week with
    a somewhat scratchy throat and a stuffed-up nose...and i slept like a
    log last nite, which i don't normally do...
    
    
    (and actually, i think i read komar's note wrong...either that, or
    chip misused the word oxymoron...)
    
    
    
12.2473REFINE::KOMARThe karaoke masterThu Feb 23 1995 11:165
	Raq, get some rest because I think you read my note wrong.

	As for karaoke being bizarre, Chip, I dare you to try it!

ME
12.2474WMOIS::GIROUARD_CThu Feb 23 1995 11:245
    .2473 i have, once... a friend had the tape (my co-performer) and
    brought it to a party. it was summarily destroyed. probably much
    to the bemusement of music lovers...
    
    Chip
12.2475BIGQ::SILVASquirrels R MeThu Feb 23 1995 13:0510
| <<< Note 12.2472 by GAVEL::JANDROW "brain cramp" >>>


| and i slept like a log last nite, which i don't normally do...

	Looooog...... sigh.... Kids LOVE LOG!




12.2476by blam-oGAVEL::JANDROWbrain crampThu Feb 23 1995 13:168
    
    
    <---  %^>
    
    (glad i knew what you were talking about... :>)
    
    
    
12.2477Log Log, it's big, it's heavy, it's wood....BIGQ::SILVASquirrels R MeThu Feb 23 1995 13:313

	Had I remembered all the words, you would have gotten the song too! 
12.2478POWDML::CKELLYCute Li'l RascalThu Feb 23 1995 13:435
    another major wipeout today in the lot.  this time, cut my knee up
    right good, it is swelling as we speak.  injured my right pillow
    (front, not rear) and it hurts to lift my right arm.  i should have
    stayed in bed this week.  oh yes, and another new pair of hose was
    destroyed.  please, just send flowers or money.
12.2479MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Thu Feb 23 1995 13:452
This is at the MSO lot, or your abode?

12.2480Of course they wouldn't go well with a skirt!PSDV::SURRETTEThu Feb 23 1995 13:476
    
    Christine, I think you need some golf shoes!
    
    Walter (whose hiking boots seem to navigate
            relatively well.)
      
12.2481BIGQ::SILVASquirrels R MeThu Feb 23 1995 14:133

	If it's the MSO lot, expect the new name to be the 'tine lot!
12.2482Repeal Gravity!!!!!MPGS::MARKEYMother is the invention of necessityThu Feb 23 1995 14:221
    
12.2483PSDV::SURRETTEThu Feb 23 1995 14:255
    
    
    If it saves just one pair of hose....
    
    
12.2484POWDML::CKELLYCute Li'l RascalThu Feb 23 1995 14:323
    jack-at mso
    walter-indeed, you have the right idea. btw-i was wearing sneakers
    glen-thanks honey
12.2485MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Thu Feb 23 1995 14:344
So, at MSO, where all the lawyers work, they let the parking lot ice up
to the point that it's hazardous, and people slip and injure themselves,
and the facilities folks don't care about Workman's Comp claims? Or suits?

12.2486OOTOOL::CHELSEAMostly harmless.Thu Feb 23 1995 14:355
    Re: .2462
    
    >What if I had had a heart attack ?
    
    Emergency rooms do triage.  Heart attacks have pretty high priority.
12.2487WMOIS::GIROUARD_CThu Feb 23 1995 14:377
    Gee Christine... Be Careful, puleeze!
    
    Hey George, oh George... maybe your SO can help Christine out?
    
    Trying to be helpful (w/o being rude)
    
    Chip
12.2488SMURF::BINDERvitam gustareThu Feb 23 1995 14:577
    .2845
    
    'tine, if the lot at mso is indeed all iced up as delblasto suggests,
    you have a dandy lawsuit at your fingertips.  you could retire on the
    proceeds, which would be a good thing considering digital would fire
    you - excuse me, "give you the tfso package" - at the first available
    opportunity.
12.2489BIGQ::SILVASquirrels R MeThu Feb 23 1995 15:1411
| <<< Note 12.2485 by MOLAR::DELBALSO "I (spade) my (dogface)" >>>


| So, at MSO, where all the lawyers work, they let the parking lot ice up
| to the point that it's hazardous, and people slip and injure themselves,
| and the facilities folks don't care about Workman's Comp claims? Or suits?

	Jack, BP knows what he is doing. He knows the Digital lawyers who want
to sue Digital will spend a ton of time trying to outsmart the other Digital
lawyers who are protecting Digital, that they will never get around to filing a
suit.... :-)
12.2490SMURF::BINDERvitam gustareThu Feb 23 1995 15:162
    like 'tine would hire a digital lawyer to sue digital?  give her credit
    for a LITTLE intelligence, glen.  :-)
12.2491MPGS::MARKEYMother is the invention of necessityThu Feb 23 1995 15:251
    {insert plug for George's SO here}
12.2492POWDML::CKELLYCute Li'l RascalThu Feb 23 1995 16:1010
    well, it isn't that facilities doesn't care.  it is more a case that
    the lots are done by a contract company and it IS winter, and coming
    in as early as I do, I know sometimes the roads aren't very icy at
    03:00 (when we should call in the sander for icy conditions), but
    something about moisture and dropping temps in the morning may cause
    icing later around 5 or 6....and it was in the lot, not the major 
    walkway (this time).  'sides, if i was gonna sue, it should have been
    10 years ago when i had my chemical accident.  once a fool, always a
    fool :-)  but thanks for the concern folks.  i'm still waiting for my
    flowers and $$$ :-)))))
12.2493CNTROL::JENNISONNo turning backThu Feb 23 1995 16:295
	TTHT:

	A sore throat and a vicious cough, which makes my throat
	hurt more... ow ow ow!
12.2494GAVEL::JANDROWbrain crampThu Feb 23 1995 16:477
    
    tth:
    
    
    ever have one of those days when the tears just keep flowing??
    
    
12.2495You never know when "they" will put a freeze on supplies again!TROOA::TRP109::Chrisif not now, when?Thu Feb 23 1995 17:5724
re: 2164

>>    Missing staplers.   ;^)


	Hey John..... so sorry I am so far behind that I didn't read
	this very special inside reference to me until now.  What John
	was kind enough not to point out was that I finally lost it a
	couple of weeks ago and had a hissy fit (sending nasty e-mails
	and everything) over the fact that my 3rd stapler in about
	2 months was taken from my desk and not returned (and in fact, 
	even after the e-mails warning the guilty party to bring it
	back, it has still not appeared)  It was a combination of things-
	too much work, trying to organize a group move where I must
	have had somebody ask me about every 5 minutes if I knew where 
	or when the packing boxes were going to be available, having to
	do a massively large photocopying job and *then* coming back
	to my desk to staple said job and finding out that some 
	inconsiderate person had stolen my stapler... URGH... don't
	get me started again...

   Chris (who would never act this way in normal circumstances 8*( )


12.2496CNTROL::JENNISONNo turning backThu Feb 23 1995 18:066
	re: raq

	Yes, but usually only when pregnant, or shortly after...

	perhaps you caught some hormones from your "niece's" mom ;-)
12.2497NETCAD::WOODFORDLight dawns over marblehead....Thu Feb 23 1995 18:184
    
    
    ttht:   ruts....and not being able to get out of it. :(
    
12.2498GOOEY::JUDYThat's Ms. Bitch to you!Thu Feb 23 1995 19:405
    
    
    	ttht:  my aunt's husband having a heart attack.  She's
    		been having some rough times as it is, this is 
    		*not* what she needs.  =(
12.2499Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Thu Feb 23 1995 19:5413
    Re Heiko's note, <--- back there somewhere.
    
    Errrr, in hospital casualty in England you are expected to wait for
    2 hours at least by the staff, however it usually takes at least 4
    hours before you are initially seen to and then another hour or 2
    waiting around while they sort it out. I have waited in there with
    broken collar bones and wrist and one of my friends waited in there
    with both if his arms broken for this ammount of time.
    
    But we are patient (no pun intended) people and expect this, as 
    emergencies always get priority.
    
    Yeah right, like I'm patient......
12.2500CNTROL::JENNISONNo turning backThu Feb 23 1995 19:551
snarfing
12.2501Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Thu Feb 23 1995 19:571
    Hey pal, never hog my snarf again, TTHT.
12.2502CNTROL::JENNISONNo turning backThu Feb 23 1995 19:582
	c'mon, I just set you up in 11.2199 ...
12.2503waiting for the other shoeTROOA::TEMPLETONFri Feb 24 1995 00:106
    Getting an E-Mail telling you one of your accounts is going to have a
    permanent name so that "Any one will be able to input, regardless of
    how many personnel changes there are" Does this mean I should start
    packing?
    
    Joan 
12.2504Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Fri Feb 24 1995 01:331
    Ate way too much at lunch time, jeeeeze I must weigh like 15 stone
12.2505POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesFri Feb 24 1995 01:502
    
    Martin, do you get lonely talking to yourself?
12.2506Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Fri Feb 24 1995 01:523
    Welllllll, sometimes !! It's just annoying to have to go back 
    about 5 notes the next day to figure out what has been going 
    on.
12.2507GIDDAY::BURTLet us reason togetherFri Feb 24 1995 01:539
TTHT


Inspect




Chele
12.2508Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Fri Feb 24 1995 01:533
    And another thing.... The worst day has to be Monday, 'cause ya'll
    are still on Sunday and the box is about as inactive as a Nun in
    a whore house.
12.2509Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Fri Feb 24 1995 01:543
    re .2507
    
    What.
12.2510Yup, it's a pain in the arse...ROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150 kts. is TOO slow!Fri Feb 24 1995 02:295
    re: .2509
    
    Polycenter Compliance Manager or whatever it's called this week.
    
    Bob
12.2511GAVEL::JANDROWbrain crampFri Feb 24 1995 10:565
    
    
    not-so-pleasant dreams
    
    
12.2512NETCAD::WOODFORDLight dawns over marblehead....Fri Feb 24 1995 11:463
    
    not so pleasant realities
    
12.2513GAVEL::JANDROWbrain crampFri Feb 24 1995 12:157
    
    ter...
    
    wanna trade?? 
    
    
    
12.2514BIGQ::SILVASquirrels R MeFri Feb 24 1995 12:327
| <<< Note 12.2504 by SNOFS1::DAVISM "And monkeys might fly outa my butt!" >>>



| Ate way too much at lunch time, jeeeeze I must weigh like 15 stone

	Then we will take 15 stones, and stone you.
12.2515BIGQ::SILVASquirrels R MeFri Feb 24 1995 12:4026


	I had 3 unpaid parking tickets. I got one form in the mail asking for
money for all three. I sent in one check, wrote all three ticket numbers on it,
and sent the form with it. The check was cashed.

	I had 2 unpaid excise tax (I had thought I paid the other one, and I
just got a car so the 2nd one is new). I sent in both forms, one check, wrote
the bill numbers on the check.

	I get my registration renewal form in the mail. I send in a check to
avoid having to wait in any lines. Yesterday I get the form, the check back
along with a letter that says I have 2 unpaid parking tickets, and 1 unpaid
excise tax, and they will not renew my registration until these things have
been paid. Now what I am wondering is, what did they do with the extra money
the City of Boston received????? I went to the credit union, and they will fax
over the 2 checks, so I can go to city hall, show that they have received the
money, and get some form stamped, go to the Roxbury registry, probably wait in
a long line because the last day for old registrations is Tuesday, and hope
that they will just give me my damn registration! Man I hate when these things
happen!



Glen
12.2516POBOX::BATTISContract StudmuffinFri Feb 24 1995 13:005
    
    er Glen..... If you had paid them when they were first due, you
    wouldn't be in this position. So, you only have yourself to blame.
    
    Mark
12.2517MKOTS3::JMARTINYou-Had-Forty-Years!!!Fri Feb 24 1995 13:011
    Yeah and you are the one here who promotes socialism anyway!! :-)
12.2518WMOIS::GIROUARD_CFri Feb 24 1995 13:044
    yeah... and in a socialistic system you would've been jailed for life
    for such a criminal act against the state :-)
    
    Chip
12.2519BIGQ::SILVASquirrels R MeFri Feb 24 1995 13:129
| <<< Note 12.2516 by POBOX::BATTIS "Contract Studmuffin" >>>


| er Glen..... If you had paid them when they were first due, you wouldn't be 
| in this position. So, you only have yourself to blame.

	Mark, I agree. But would you believe all three tickets were issued on
the same day? And all because I had not gotten my parking sticker???? One day
without it, 3 parking tickets. My old car had one..... 
12.2520POBOX::BATTISContract StudmuffinFri Feb 24 1995 13:195
    
    Taxachuessets, who would want to live there?? Not me, that's for sure.
    I'm sure i will catch major grief for this.
    
    Mark
12.2521MKOTS3::JMARTINYou-Had-Forty-Years!!!Fri Feb 24 1995 13:221
    You facist you...
12.2522POBOX::BATTISContract StudmuffinFri Feb 24 1995 13:262
    
    yes
12.2523WAHOO::LEVESQUEluxure et suppliceFri Feb 24 1995 14:142
     Somebody else did something, I didn't catch it, and I have been
    transformed into the bad guy.
12.2524BIGQ::SILVASquirrels R MeFri Feb 24 1995 14:167
| <<< Note 12.2523 by WAHOO::LEVESQUE "luxure et supplice" >>>

| Somebody else did something, I didn't catch it, and I have been
| transformed into the bad guy.

	Then for being bad you must go to the madonna topic and write something
real nice about her.
12.2525CONSLT::MCBRIDEaspiring peasantFri Feb 24 1995 14:274
    Calling the Ford customer assistance line for the first step towards
    arbitration.  :-(.  
    
    Brian
12.2526WMOIS::GIROUARD_CFri Feb 24 1995 14:4728
    bummer Bri' (welcome back). back in 1983 i bought a bronco II from
    a dealership (now defunct) in Athol. i had many petty issues/problems
    with the thing, e.g. rattles, leaks, it was even delivered with dents,
    scratches and a piece of carpet missing.
    
    the dealer was very cooperative in fixing things (just not very
    competent). i gave up on a couple of smaller items, e.g. minor 
    rattle...
    
    i received the standard "how do you like your new Ford and is the
    dealer kissing your butt enough" survey. naturally i received this
    AFTER some of the warranties had run out. i was honest and gave low
    marks in some categories. about a month after i mailed it in i got
    a call from the N.E. area service representative (the scumbag). i
    had a minor stalling problem in wet weather that was never fixed.
    he told me he was very interested in bring the matter to closure
    for me (i'm sure it was a part of his performance measurement).
    i told him the problem and he said take it back to the dealer. i
    said i would, but the warranty is out and i'm not paying for
    this. he said he'd call the dealer and then call me to okay the
    appointment. he never called - another survey showed up and i 
    voiced displeasure. this dolt calls me back and starts to accuse
    me of lieing to him. i hang up and promptly wrote a letter to
    the area service manager about all of it. i never heard from anyone.
    
    i hope things are changed... good luck.
    
    Chip
12.2527I feel sorry for y'all in Mass...ROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150 kts. is TOO slow!Fri Feb 24 1995 15:1535
Interesting stuff from the January 1995 issue of Money magazine:

The states are ranked in increasing order of total annual tax burden on a
typical household.

The state with the least tax burden:  Alaska with a tax burden of $2,291.
The state with the worst tax burden:  New York @ $10,529.

The 10 states with the least burden:

Alaska		$2,291
Wyoming		$3,104
Nevada		$4,238
Florida		$4,686
Tennessee	$5,073
South Dakota	$5,151
Texas		$5,290
Washington	$5,463
New Hamshire	$5,506
Alabama		$6,157

The 10 states with the highest tax burden:

New York	$10,529
Maryland	$10,471
Rhode Island	$10,294
Maine		$10,132
Connecticut	$ 9,996
Wisconsin	$ 9,976
Washington D.C.	$ 9,632
Massachusetts	$ 9,513
Ohio		$ 9,088
New Jersey	$ 8,832

Bob
12.2528ASABET::YANNEKISFri Feb 24 1995 15:2613
    
> The states are ranked in increasing order of total annual tax burden on a
> typical household.
    
    with no allowance for the average annual income ... is it really
    surprising that states with lower average incomes (and lower cost of
    livings) have lower taxes in gross dollars?  Stuff I've read indicates
    Mass is better than average on state taxes as a percentage of income
    ... a measure I would think is more indicative of the tax burden state
    by state.
    
    Greg
       
12.2529WAHOO::LEVESQUEluxure et suppliceFri Feb 24 1995 15:302
    Yeah, they take a better than average percentage of your income, that's
    true.
12.2530GAVEL::JANDROWbrain crampFri Feb 24 1995 15:489
    
    
    >Taxachuessets, who would want to live there?? Not me, that's for sure.
    >I'm sure i will catch major grief for this.
    
    
    no you won't because we're glad you don't, too...
    
    
12.2531That was a reeeeal good one raq! :-)BIGQ::SILVASquirrels R MeFri Feb 24 1995 15:5112


	raq......smaq!





	(as in big wet kiss on the cheek)

	
12.2532SMURF::BINDERvitam gustareFri Feb 24 1995 15:584
    ttht.
    
    mail from a good friend saying that a 10-30 layoff is likely in the
    friend's group.
12.2533MPGS::MARKEYMother is the invention of necessityFri Feb 24 1995 16:0118
    Well, I do live here (PRM), for a couple of reasons, but I still
    think it sucks. I live here because I have family ties and because
    it's still the only state in the northeast where a software
    consulting type can always find work.
    
    On the other hand, I have nothing but intense loathing for
    the way this state works. It stinks like a sewer. I've had
    exposure to what the _real_ Massachusetts politics are,
    through people like John "Mike" Flynn (Sherrif of Rottingham),
    or the bozo I know (democrat, of course) that brags that,
    as a state worker, he hasn't done anything resembling work
    in years, but is going to make deamn sure he helps get Bill
    Weld out of office so he can have a raise. Actually, I have
    a long list of such creeps which is why you could hold a
    gun to my head and tell me to vote for a Democrat, and
    I'd tell you to shoot...
    
    -b
12.2534ROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150 kts. is TOO slow!Fri Feb 24 1995 16:319
re: .2528

>    with no allowance for the average annual income ... is it really

Actually, that's what makes this more valid for us Digits.  Digital does not
factor in any cost-of-living, etc. into its pay scales.  So a job that pays
$40K in Wyoming, pays the same in Boston.

Bob
12.2535GAVEL::JANDROWbrain crampFri Feb 24 1995 17:036
    
    
    got that shaky "too much caffiene/no lunch" feeling, even after getting
    a quick bite to eat (finally)...                             
    
    
12.2536CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Fri Feb 24 1995 17:094


 I hate that feeling..
12.2537GAVEL::JANDROWbrain crampFri Feb 24 1995 17:465
    
    
    ... well, i cured it with a yummy piece of carrot cake ... ;>
    
    
12.2538MPGS::MARKEYMother is the invention of necessityFri Feb 24 1995 18:1320
    "Hi, I'd like to inquire about putting an ad in the Boston
     Phoenix."
    
    "What type of ad?"
    
    "For a concert listing."
    
    "Ads are $83.20 for 4 lines"
    
    "Well, what about the ads I see in the club section. What's
     a typical ad cost there."
    
     "Those are 2.5x5 ads, and they cost $830 per week.
    
     "OOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUCHHHHHHHH!"
    
    Maybe, I'll just claim Patrick Moraz is an escort service that
    only costs $35 for 90 minutes, and put my ad in Entres Nous! :-)
    
     -b
12.2539SMURF::BINDERvitam gustareFri Feb 24 1995 19:4316
    ttht.
    
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    right here in river city.
12.2540CSEXP2::ANDREWSI'm the NRAFri Feb 24 1995 22:301
    TFSO rumors.
12.2541JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeFri Feb 24 1995 22:311
    And after a profit... go figure.
12.2542POLAR::RICHARDSONGotta hard salami?Fri Feb 24 1995 23:511
    Why do they still refer to it by the euphemism TFSO?
12.2543POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesSat Feb 25 1995 04:142
    
    Mebbe it still means "Thanks For Shoving Off"?
12.2544And our OGM _has_ the show dates!COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertSun Feb 26 1995 01:0127
I hate answering machines.

Message on Sudbury Savoyards' voicemail Thursday:

	This is K.S.  I sent a check for tickets to your show this
	weekend, but they haven't arrived yet.  Can you please have
	them available for me at the door?

I leave message on K.S.'s answering machine:

	This is John Covert, the Producer for the Sudbury Savoyards.
	Our show is not until the 23rd-25th of March.  Please leave
	us a message telling us whether you still want tickets; we
	hope you still want to come to our show, but we haven't cashed
	your check yet and will be able to return it if you won't be
	able to come next month.

Message today on Sudbury Savoyards' voicemail, retrieved at 9PM tonight:

	This is K.S.  I still haven't received my tickets.  The message
	you left on my answering machine was accidentally erased.  So
	I'll just come to the show tonight and hope my tickets will be
	at the door.

Aaaaarrrrrrgggggghhhhhh!

/john
12.2545:-)LJSRV2::KALIKOWTechnoCatalystSun Feb 26 1995 01:044
    I guess you still haven't twigged to the need to check the outgoing
    message on the Savoyards' VoiceMail -- you know, the one that Mitnick
    hacked to say that the show starts tonite...
    
12.2546508 443-8811COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertSun Feb 26 1995 01:173
Nope, the OGM is correct -- K.S. must think it's already March.

/john
12.25478^)POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesSun Feb 26 1995 03:003
    
    DID WE OPEN THIS WEEKEND?!?!?!?!?!?!  Omigawsh 8^o!!
    
12.2548COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertSun Feb 26 1995 20:464
K.S. called again, very apologetic, saying that due to some confusion it
seemed like it was already March.  Would I please mail her the tickets.

/john
12.2549Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Sun Feb 26 1995 21:4010
    Quite a lot really;
    
    One of my idiot flatmates managed to break my VCR last night and
    they did it recording over a film which I wanted to keep, my poor
    Bugsy Malone is gone forever. I can't figure out what is wrong 
    with the VCR.
    
    Tried my suit on the other day (the one for the wedding). The damn
    thing doesn't fit properly, I have put on weight. Jeeeez, now I 
    need to loose about half a stone, in three weeks.
12.2550LJSRV2::KALIKOWTechnoCatalystSun Feb 26 1995 22:003
    Chin up me bucko, judging from the way ya note, you'll never miss yer
    head.
    
12.2551Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Sun Feb 26 1995 22:021
    How rude.
12.2552LJSRV2::KALIKOWTechnoCatalystSun Feb 26 1995 22:242
    How true.
    
12.2553Talk HardSNOV28::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Mon Feb 27 1995 02:251
    How well set up for an <r.o> that was
12.2554Talk HardSNOV28::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Mon Feb 27 1995 02:276
    I have pulled the muscles in the back of my right leg, making it 
    very awkward walking up and down stairs. What a pain in the bum!
    I've also pulled some of the muscles in my stomach and that hurts
    too !!!
    
    I'm just one big strain today !
12.2555GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA member in good standingMon Feb 27 1995 11:446
    
    It doesn't look good for Ryan.  There is no brain activity.  The rain
    outside is appropriate for the mood I'm in.
    
    
    Mike
12.2556NETCAD::WOODFORDLight dawns over marblehead....Mon Feb 27 1995 12:005
    
    TTH:  My mother called me here Friday morning to tell me
    that my aunt had passed away rather suddenly, early friday
    morning.  Wake....funeral....not fun. :(
    
12.2557HANNAH::MODICAJourneyman NoterMon Feb 27 1995 12:0510
    
    Terrie and Mike
    
    Real sorry to hear that.
    My thoughts and prayers are with you both.
    
    
    						Hank in
    
    							Hank
12.2558GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA member in good standingMon Feb 27 1995 12:186
    
    
    Sorry to hear that, Terrie.  Prayers with you and the family.
    
    
    Mike
12.2559Probably would not have survived surgeryROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150 kts. is TOO slow!Mon Feb 27 1995 16:524
Learning that a friend's brother passed away Saturday, hours before he was
scheduled to have some risky heart surgery.

Bob
12.2560Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Tue Feb 28 1995 01:151
    I am not a happy camper today.
12.2561POLAR::RICHARDSONGotta hard salami?Tue Feb 28 1995 01:445
    Gee, seems you've been having a rather long bout of lousy camping.
    
    Cheer up Martin!
    
    Glenn
12.2562Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Tue Feb 28 1995 03:1018
    Had some private bad news about a mate of mine over here which was
    quite upsetting.
    
    Also, those bloody flatmates (!!!) of mine went out last night, got 
    so drunk they forgot where they were lost each other and returned 
    home in two hour intervals throughout the early hours of the morning.
    Each time one arrived they would stick their finger on the buzzer and
    hold it there until I got to the phone thingy to open the door, then
    they would come in and fall asleep on the floor so the next time the
    buzzer went they were so out of it that I had to answer again. This 
    happened 4 times as well as the phone ringing 3 times all thru the
    night. The last happened at 5:45 am and I got up 1 hour later
    completely knackered and very <r.o> <r.o> OFF !!
    
    Ahhhhh but I am feeling slightly better now knowing that they are all
    at home shampooing the carpet doing all the washing up, cleaning the
    kitchen floor and tiding up the bathroom, living room and enterance
    hallway.
12.2563POLAR::RICHARDSONGotta hard salami?Tue Feb 28 1995 03:23230
    So they were doing:
    
    
abdominal voorheaves
barf
bark at ants
bark at the moon
bark like a seal
bark'n up breakfast
barking at the ants
bending and sending
blow
blow a gasket
blow beets
blow breakfast
blow chow
blow chum
blow chunks
blow din-din
blow doughnuts
blow foam
blow groceries
blow lunch
blow your biscuits
boke
boot
boot camp			
bow down before the porcelain god
bowing before the porcelain throne
bowing to the porcelain buddha
bowing to the yuke of earl
brack
bring flourescent Christmas cheer
bring it up for a vote
brown-nose it
buick				
burpin' solid
buy my buick
call buicks
call dinosaurs
call for huey
call to the seals (arrrrrr aaarrrrrrrrrr)
call uncle ralph
catch it on the rebound
chortle up the wrong tree
chowder chunder
chuck a pizza
chuck my cheerios
chumming the fish
chumming the porcelain sea
chumming the water (when on a boat or scuba diving)
chunder
chunderspew
clam chowder revisited
clean house
commode hugging
cough chunks
coughing up your colon
decorate pavement
deliver street pizza
disgorge
divulge dinner
doing the toilet tango
drain the main
dribble phlegm
drive the porcelain bus
drown the ants
earl				
emergency stomach evacuation
feed the fish
feed the houseplants
feed your young
fertilize the sidewalk
fertilize the carpet
flash your hash
food fountain
gack
gag
gargling gravy
gastric overpressure relief
give an oral sacrifice at the altar of the porcelain god
go to europe with ralph and earl in a buick
growling at the grass
gutdumping
hag
heave
hork
huey
hug the porcelain wishing well
hurl
hurl your mung
I gotta chew my fries more
impromptu protein party
induce antiperistalsis 
insult your shoes
inverse gut
inverse intake
involuntary personal protein spill
jump shot (when you jump up to run to the bathroom, you only add velocity to 
           your extract)
kneel before the porcelain throne
lateral cookie toss
laugh at the carpet
laugh at the lawn
launch lunch
leave lunch
leave a pavement pizza
leggo my eggo
lipshits
liquid belch
liquid laugh
liquid scream
liquidate your assets
look for o'rourke
lose flourescent christmas cheer
lose some chopped carrots
lose weight
lose your lunch
make a (technicolor) tribute to disney
make an offering to the porcelain god
make food offerings to the china gods
making the chunky puddle
meal to go
meet my friends ralph and earl
motion discomfort (Airline Barf-bags)
my dinner is coming to say hello
negative chug
offer a sacrifice to ralph, the porcelain god
oral turbo blowby
order buicks over the big white phone
organic output
overweight burp
parbreake
perform the liquid cough
peristaltic chain reaction (when one person lets loose, causing others to 
                            get sick as well)
pitch a slider
plant beets
playing the rumination game
power barf (when you can't believe how much and how fast it pours out)
power boot
power chuck
pray at the porcelain altar
pray to the porcelain goddess
pray to the porcelain gods
protein spill
psychadelic spit
puke
put your best food forward
ralph
read the toilet
regurgitate
retch
retroshitting
reverse  peristalsis
reverse diarrhea
reverse drink
reverse gears
reverse gut
reverse peristalsis
ride the regurgitron
round-trip meal ticket
scream at the carpet
scream chunks
scream cookies
sell a buick
sell cars (fooooorrrrd!!! buuuuuuiiiccccckkkk! hyuuuundai!!!!)
shout at your shoes
shout europe at the sink
shouting at your shoes
sing lunch
sing psychedelic praises to the depths of the china bowl
sing to the sink
singing solo in the porcelain amphitheater
slam barf (when it comes out so hard it splashes the water everywhere)
sneeze cheeze
sneeze chunks
solid sneeze
spew
spew chips
spew chunks
spew snacks
spew soup
spew spuds
spew supper
spewing your guts up
spill the groceries
stomach snot
street pizza
talk to god on the big white telephone
talk to huey down the big white telephone
talk to john on the porcelain telephone
talk to ralph on the big white telephone
talk to ralph on the commode-a-phone
talk to the carpet
taste dinner
technicolor yawn
technicolor yodel
the brooklyn mating call
the jersey yodel
throw dinner
throw up
thunder-chunder chowder blow
thunder-chunder pavement pizza
thunder-chunder rainbow parfait
tonsil toss for distance
toss your cookies
toss your tacos
un-eat
upchuck
vector-spew
vomediate
vomit
wax the floor
whistle beef
whistlin' a solid tune
wolf
woof				
worship at the porcelain altar
worship the porcelain god
wretch
wretching liquid vowel
yak
yeech
yell at the ground
yell for hughie
york
yuke
yurk
    
12.2564POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesTue Feb 28 1995 03:523
    
    I'm feeling vaguely nauseous 8^)!
                                                                
12.2565Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Tue Feb 28 1995 04:0011
    re .2563
    
    That really cheered me up reading thru that lot !!! :*) :*) :*)
    
    By the way, they didn't blow serious chunks anywhere in the apartment,
    the place was just very untidy and as the lightweights didn't go to
    work this morning I told them they could clear the house and they
    surprisingly agreed !!!!!!
    
    
    (SP?)
12.2566Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Tue Feb 28 1995 04:012
    And another thing, the ground in tomatoe sauce in the carpet was 
    getting old and boring so I thought 'clean' might look better ! 
12.2567COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertTue Feb 28 1995 04:057
>    
>    I'm feeling vaguely nauseous 8^)!
>                                                                

Well, I hope you don't make anyone throw up.

/john
12.2568SUBPAC::SADINOne if by LAN, two if by CTue Feb 28 1995 10:198
    
    
    TtHT:
    
    	the inch of ice that encased my car this morning!
    
    
    jim
12.2569WMOIS::GIROUARD_CTue Feb 28 1995 11:075
    .2568 ditto Jim! and the broken ice scraper and the 1:15 ride in that
    normally takes 50 min, and the white knuckles and the lack of snow
    plows and sanders and...
    
    Chip
12.2570<SUBPAC::SADINOne if by LAN, two if by CTue Feb 28 1995 11:246
    
    
    	yup, a shorter commute definitely would have been nice today!
    
    
    jim
12.2571WAHOO::LEVESQUEluxure et suppliceTue Feb 28 1995 11:271
    My commute was relatively uninteresting, if perhaps 50% longer.
12.2572POBOX::BATTISContract StudmuffinTue Feb 28 1995 11:356
    
    ah, I see you received our weather today, as I had the same thing 
    yesterday. A very nice ice storm indeed. Pretty to look at, but plays
    havoc with power lines.
    
    Mark
12.2573GAVEL::JANDROWbrain crampTue Feb 28 1995 11:4814
    
    
    you had only an INCH of ice!?!??!  i wish all i got was an inch (so to
    speak)...deicing my car last nite at 6:30pm when i left here was a
    piece of cake compared to this morning's episode...and that was after
    warming it up for about 20 minutes...made it down the driveway and up
    the street (literally) without a problem...but my wiper blade kept
    collecting ice right in my line of vision (of course) so driving was
    made a bit more difficult as i could see where the hell i was
    going...but i got here...to an ice-caked parking lot...no wonder 'tine
    is a walking bruise...and white-knuckling isn't the word for it...now i
    am sore all over...
    
    
12.2574POWDML::CKELLYCute Li'l RascalTue Feb 28 1995 12:162
    hey, i look good in black and blue!  at least i kept my footing today.
    took me 2 hours and 15 minutes to get in here today.  i need a nap.
12.2575MAIL2::CRANETue Feb 28 1995 12:192
    I do hope those ribs get better. Maps don`t do me any good...I don`t
    know how to read them.
12.2576NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Feb 28 1995 12:292
  Q.  Can I use Future$aver on a Macintosh (Apple) computer?
  A.  No, Future$aver is not designed to run on a Macintosh computer.
12.2577GAVEL::JANDROWbrain crampTue Feb 28 1995 12:315
    
    
    just bring it to work...
    
    
12.2578'Scuse me, just test driving the Packard BellSUBPAC::JJENSENJj the Alleged Fishing WidowTue Feb 28 1995 12:345
	Bring it to Lechmere; they'll ignore you.

	Do *not* bring it to Sears; you'll leave with no
	knowledge of your future $avings, but you will
	you have vinyl siding, a deck, and refaced cabinets.
12.2579NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Feb 28 1995 12:451
Actually, I have a PC sitting on my desk.  I guess I'll have to power it up...
12.2580SMURF::BINDERvitam gustareTue Feb 28 1995 13:415
    1.  what is future$aver?  is there mo macintosh application that will
        do what you want?
    
    2.  are you unable for some obscure reason to run softwindows on your
        macintosh?
12.2581NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Feb 28 1995 14:063
That's the SAVE software they're sending out.  Since I have a PC at work and
I have no particular desire to run other Windows s/w on my home Mac, I see no
reason to bother with softwindows.
12.2582MPGS::MARKEYMother is the invention of necessityTue Feb 28 1995 14:377
    >So they were doing:
    
    The Richardson clan comes through with the complete taxonomy
    of vomitous euphemisms! Way to go, or should I say blow (chunks,
    that is; technicolor man!)
    
    -b
12.2583POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesTue Feb 28 1995 15:189
    
    GOVERNMENT FORMS!
    
    "Please type each character between the marks".  However, it doesn't
    tell you at what pitch each character will FIT between the marks
    without fiddling.  It doesn't work at 10 and it doesn't work at 12. 
    I'm lucky to even have a TYPEWRITER, much less a stunning array of font
    balls.  And either the lines aren't straight, or the typewriter is more
    effed up than a human being can imagine 8^p.
12.2584SMURF::BINDERvitam gustareTue Feb 28 1995 15:216
    .2581
    
    i think it worth protesting that future$aver is not available for the
    mac.  based on statistics, that leaves out about 1/5 of all eligible
    employees.  and this, so the promo video says, is something so
    important that they want us ALL to have it...
12.2585WAHOO::LEVESQUEluxure et suppliceTue Feb 28 1995 15:271
    whine whine whine.
12.2586WECARE::GRIFFINJohn Griffin ZKO1-3/B31 381-1159Tue Feb 28 1995 15:291
    Like the ad says, the Mac's not a serious business computer.
12.2587NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Feb 28 1995 15:401
That's funny, I thought this software is being sent to my *home*.
12.2588This I can make some use of, though diskettes are cheapMOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Tue Feb 28 1995 15:422
Hopefully the disk isn't somehow permanently write-protected. :^)

12.2589SMURF::BINDERvitam gustareTue Feb 28 1995 15:4612
    .2586
    
    > the Mac's not a serious business computer.
    
    crap.  there are plenty of business apps for mac, from the basic
    M.Y.O.B. all the way up to full-blown corporate-capable accounting
    packages.
    
    i listened to a peecee salesman once, telling a customer not to buy a
    mac because they're too expensive (a lie), they're too slow (a lie),
    and there's no software for them (a lie).  don't you fall victim to the
    liars, too.
12.2590WECARE::GRIFFINJohn Griffin ZKO1-3/B31 381-1159Tue Feb 28 1995 15:472
    
    .2586 was entered just for you, Binder, and you bit.
12.2591SMURF::BINDERvitam gustareTue Feb 28 1995 15:503
    i would rather bite on a line like that and convey some real honest
    information than let it go by and have someone who is not knowledgeable
    believe it.
12.2593POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesTue Feb 28 1995 16:5112
    
    Everyone - EVERY SINGLE PERSON IN THE WORLD - is conspiring to drive me
    NUTS today.
    
    Everyone.  Don't try to deny it.  All of you are in on this little
    plot, aren't you?
    
    
    
    
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
    
12.2594re .2591 BinderLJSRV2::KALIKOWTechnoCatalystTue Feb 28 1995 16:516
    And we love you for that, BinderSan...
    
    PS -- all this talk of stunningly large arrays of Font Balls works me
    up to a fairly high pitch, and troubles me grievously.  I am seriously
    thinking of calling in the Serif on MzDeb.
    
12.2595MAIL2::CRANETue Feb 28 1995 16:542
    .2593
    So ya finally caught on to us eh...
12.2596MPGS::MARKEYMother is the invention of necessityTue Feb 28 1995 16:551
    I'm afraid we're sans-Serif around here Dr. Dan.
12.2597PENUTS::DDESMAISONSno, i'm aluminuming 'um, mumTue Feb 28 1995 17:056
>>    I'm afraid we're sans-Serif around here Dr. Dan.

	...as opposed to in Nottingham, where they apparently could soon
	be sans-sheriff, according to the newzz.

12.2598re Brian's .2596LJSRV2::KALIKOWTechnoCatalystTue Feb 28 1995 17:062
12.2599MPGS::MARKEYMother is the invention of necessityTue Feb 28 1995 17:123
    No, but at Times I've been Roamin'...
    
    -b
12.2600I had to add this...MPGS::MARKEYMother is the invention of necessityTue Feb 28 1995 17:203
    
    ... and I once worked as a courier.
    
12.2601GAVEL::JANDROWbrain crampTue Feb 28 1995 17:257
    
    
    gee deb....except for our coffee run, i haven't even seen you today...
    how can i be driving you nuts from WAY ovah here?!?!?!
    
    
    
12.2602CNTROL::JENNISONOh me of little faithTue Feb 28 1995 17:342
	That Mz. Debra's uncovered our conspiracy...
12.2603Like a chain letter...SUBPAC::JJENSENJj the Alleged Fishing WidowTue Feb 28 1995 17:362
I'll confess...  I'm involved.  But I didn't send
them your way until they were done with me.
12.2604POLAR::RICHARDSONGotta hard salami?Tue Feb 28 1995 18:271
    I shot the Serif.
12.2605POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesTue Feb 28 1995 18:402
    
    But I did not shoot the Bell MT.
12.2606REFINE::KOMARThe karaoke masterTue Feb 28 1995 20:245
RE: .2604

	But what about the deputy?

ME
12.2607POLAR::RICHARDSONBe ye decrankifiedTue Feb 28 1995 21:101
    She was a hot babe.
12.2608BIGQ::SILVASquirrels R MeTue Feb 28 1995 21:176
| <<< Note 12.2607 by POLAR::RICHARDSON "Be ye decrankified" >>>

| She was a hot babe.


	Is that how Suzanne Somers became the sherrif? 
12.2609POLAR::RICHARDSONBe ye decrankifiedTue Feb 28 1995 21:181
    I'm afraid I don't know what you're babbling about.
12.2610BIGQ::SILVASquirrels R MeTue Feb 28 1995 21:216

	You were talking about shootin the sherrif, and the judge was asking
about the deputy. You said she was a hot babe, so I asked if that was how
suzanne somers became the sherrif. (she did a sindicated show where she was the
sherriff)
12.2612POLAR::RICHARDSONBe ye decrankifiedTue Feb 28 1995 22:411
    <--- Spit it out man!
12.2613JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeTue Feb 28 1995 23:051
    That's the second note being written that never appeared.
12.2614NETRIX::thomasThe Code WarriorTue Feb 28 1995 23:422
Finding the sidewalks outside of LKG ice covered, I've decided that discretion
is the better part of valor.  Time to pull an all-nighter...
12.2615LJSRV2::KALIKOWTechnoCatalystTue Feb 28 1995 23:542
             Time for http://www.pizzahut.com/ eh Code Warrior...
    
12.2616MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Tue Feb 28 1995 23:573
  Pshaw. Tell those facilities-type people to get out there with
  the old cackle-two.

12.2617NETRIX::thomasThe Code WarriorWed Mar 01 1995 00:051
Ya, but they won't solve the roads being iced.
12.2618MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Mar 01 1995 00:155
    True enough.
 
 Another TTHT:
 	Americable just lost it for the second time this week, Gonna have
 	to fall asleep sans Taxi.
12.2619POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesWed Mar 01 1995 00:235
    
    Friday, March 10th is most likely going to be my last day on this
    contract.
    
    Well, at least they won't be moving me again 8^).
12.2620LJSRV2::KALIKOWTechnoCatalystWed Mar 01 1995 00:3717
    Aieeee!!!!!  Digital without any little chambers of ANYthing!!!???
    
    The prospect is too much to be borne.  Lucky I'm running Microsoft
    Windows, I can defenestrate myself very efficiently.
    
    AAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!!...
                                 .
                                  .
    
                                   .
    
    
                                    .
    
    
    
                                     .
12.2621JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeWed Mar 01 1995 00:532
    I didn't know 
    Deb was a contractor... bummer!
12.2622Speaking of the riddle of the sphincter...LJSRV2::KALIKOWTechnoCatalystWed Mar 01 1995 00:562
    TTHT:  Seeing a friend referred to as a "contractor-bummer."  Shame!!
    
12.2623oh...dear!POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesWed Mar 01 1995 00:571
    
12.2624Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Wed Mar 01 1995 01:571
    Errrrrm.... I know where there are a few contract openings !?!?! :*)
12.2625SUBPAC::SADINOne if by LAN, two if by CWed Mar 01 1995 10:255
    
    	we have room for a few good folks in FAB6.....do you look good in
    white Ms. Deb? ;*)
    
    jim
12.2626GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA member in good standingWed Mar 01 1995 10:598
    
    
    
    Having to make plans to go to a 10 year olds funeral.  Tis a very very
    sad day.
    
    
    Mike
12.2627POBOX::BATTISContract StudmuffinWed Mar 01 1995 11:216
    
    Bummer Mike :-(
    
    Sorry to hear he didn't make it.
    
    Mark
12.2628The *real* reason to "zero out" CPB....PERFOM::LICEA_KANEwhen it's comin' from the leftWed Mar 01 1995 11:4816
    Yip yip yip yip yip yip yip
    Uh huh
    Uh huh
    Yip yip yip yip yip yip yip
    Uh huh
    Uh huh
    Yip Yip
    You
    Yip Yip
    Me
    Yip Yip
    Baby
    Yip Yip
    Family
    
    								-mr. bill
12.2629SUBPAC::SADINOne if by LAN, two if by CWed Mar 01 1995 12:026
    
    
    	the martians are cool.....:)
    
    
    
12.2630POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesWed Mar 01 1995 12:314
    
    I'm so sorry, Mike.  Makes my things to hate seem small and insignificant.
    
    
12.2631BIGQ::SILVASquirrels R MeWed Mar 01 1995 12:466

	Deb looks good IN anything, but not having seen her naked, I can't tell
you how she looks that way. I can imagine though..... :-)

	Deb, any new prospects opening up? 
12.2632ROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150 kts. is TOO slow!Wed Mar 01 1995 13:113
I'm sorry to hear about Ryan, Mike.

Bob
12.2633CSOA1::LEECHhiWed Mar 01 1995 13:223
    Terrible news, Mike.  This saddens me.
    
    -steve
12.2634NETCAD::WOODFORDLight dawns over marblehead....Wed Mar 01 1995 14:4012
    
    
    Mark, my thoughts are with you. :(
    
    
    TTHYesterday:  Skidding past a red light and doing a 360 in the 
    middle of a busy intersection with the kids in the car. I went
    straight home, and didn't leave the house again till I left for
    work this morning.
    
    Terrie
    
12.2635MPGS::MARKEYMother is the invention of necessityWed Mar 01 1995 15:127
    Sad news Mike. My sympathy and prayers...
    
    and Terrie... not hitting anything and having everyone
    be safe sounds like a thing to like to me. Glad all
    was OK.
    
    -b
12.2636USAT05::BENSONEternal WeltanschauungWed Mar 01 1995 15:154
    
    My condolences, Mike, concerning Ryan's death. 
    
    jeff
12.2637GAVEL::JANDROWbrain crampWed Mar 01 1995 15:2912
    
    
    ditto mike...sorry to hear about ryan...
    
    
    ttht: being sore from shoveling 1/2 of my driveway for over an hour 
    last nite because it was ice/snow covered and i couldn't get my car 
    up the incline of the driveway...and i DON'T want to hear any wiseass
    remarks about not being able to drive...that is not the case,
    thankyouverymuch...
    
    
12.2638MAIL2::CRANEWed Mar 01 1995 15:373
    No wise-cracks here about driving. I only have to shovel 15-20 minutes
    for my back to start but mine is attributed to old age and wear & tear.
    Hope you feel well enough soon.
12.2639You could go into your own business and make BIG $$$$BIGQ::SILVASquirrels R MeWed Mar 01 1995 15:504

	raq, couldn't you just let your inner beauty combine with your outer
beauty to melt the stuff away???? i know i get warm from them! :-)
12.2640MAIL2::CRANEWed Mar 01 1995 15:522
    .2639
    Are you running for political office or what? 
12.2641BIGQ::SILVASquirrels R MeWed Mar 01 1995 16:003

	Nah..... why would I want to do that?
12.2642GAVEL::JANDROWbrain crampWed Mar 01 1995 16:065
    
    
    glen, you really need to get your eyes checked... :>
    
    
12.2643BIGQ::SILVASquirrels R MeWed Mar 01 1995 16:229
| <<< Note 12.2642 by GAVEL::JANDROW "brain cramp" >>>



| glen, you really need to get your eyes checked... :>


	you mean your combined beauty's should make me more than warm? i don't
think that has to do with my eyes raq...
12.2644I like to keep things easyDECLNE::REESEToreDown,I'mAlmostLevelW/theGroundWed Mar 01 1995 16:496
    Raq,
    
    Too bad some clever person couldn't rig up some giant blow-dryer
    on your driveway :-)
    
    
12.2645a little hoarseTROOA::TEMPLETONWed Mar 01 1995 17:008
    Voicemail went down about 10 this morning and so far to-day I have
    taken 425 calls and said the same thing over and over again, yes the
    voicemail is down, no we do not have a paging system and no I can't get
    up and go to the next floor to see if they are in. I am starting to
    sound like a broken record.
    
    joan
    
12.2646MAIL2::CRANEWed Mar 01 1995 17:023
    .2644
    Yea, but she probably been electrocuted.
        
12.2647BIGQ::SILVASquirrels R MeWed Mar 01 1995 17:223

	She would use the hairdryer to make her big hair... errr... bigger. :-)
12.2648GAVEL::JANDROWbrain crampWed Mar 01 1995 17:4815
    >>Yea, but she probably been electrocuted.
    
    nah...it'd make too many people happy...
    
    
    and glen, the hair isn't too big these days...getting too long to do
    anything with it and i can't decide if i want to let it go out or if i
    should just get it cut again...
    
    
    (tho, i have to admit karen, i like the blow-dryer idea...much easier
    than the thought i had about hooking up a hose to my sink and hosing
    the d-way down with hot water... :> :>)
    
    
12.2649SMURF::BINDERvitam gustareWed Mar 01 1995 17:481
    sad to hear about ryan, mike.  but he's in a better place.
12.2650POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesWed Mar 01 1995 17:569
    >and glen, the hair isn't too big these days...getting too long to do
    >anything with it and i can't decide if i want to let it go out or if i
    >should just get it cut again...     		     ^^^^^^
    
    
    ...is it grounded right now?!  Go on, let it go out.  It's only young
    once.
                            
    
12.2651GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA member in good standingWed Mar 01 1995 18:0111
    
    
    Thank you all for your kind words.  
    
    
    Yes he is, Dick.  I know that I am grieving the loss of his parents, 
    his family and those of us who had the pleasure to know him.  
    
    
    
    Mike
12.2652USMVS::DAVISWed Mar 01 1995 19:443
I second what Dick said.

As a father, I simply can't imagine...
12.2653OOTOOL::CHELSEAMostly harmless.Wed Mar 01 1995 21:024
    The good news is, I tracked down a bug on this entirely new (to me)
    product in about twenty minutes.  (It was an easy bug.)
    
    The bad news is, I have to spend over a day creating a test for it.
12.2654Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Thu Mar 02 1995 01:043
    I got bitten on the butt by a mosquito last night. I am having trouble
    staying sat down at the moment..... I'm glad I got that sucker this 
    morning....
12.2655MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Thu Mar 02 1995 01:125
You're lucky to have mosquitoes in March. We DREAM about mosquito
bites this time of year.

:^)

12.2656Sorry to hear about RyanDECWIN::RALTOGala 10th Year ECAD SW AnniversaryThu Mar 02 1995 01:1712
    Coming into here tonight I was all prepared to rant about our
    20-hour power loss, our 48-degree room temperature, and the
    assorted effects that all this had on our night/day, especially
    when just recovering from a bad cold, and so on.
    
    But then I read Mike's sad news about Ryan, and it sure puts
    things in perspective.  Kids deserve better than this, and I'll
    never understand it.  I lost two brothers as children, and the
    cumulative effect on my parents was crushing.  My condolences,
    Mike, to your family and Ryan's family.
    
    Chris
12.2657Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Thu Mar 02 1995 01:244
    re .2655
    
    Hey man... I've been dreaming about frost bite ever since I got to this
    ridiculously (sp?) hot country. :*)
12.2658CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Thu Mar 02 1995 01:4313


 One of our church vans was totalled in an accident yesterday.  A man lost 
 control of his car and crossed the road and slammed into it.  He was seriously
 injured.  Our church has been taking care of his family while he is hospital-
 ized.  Fortunately the driver/passengers in the van were only slightly
 shaken up.




 Jim
12.2659POLAR::RICHARDSONUngird thou thy loinsThu Mar 02 1995 01:562
    Martin, why wasn't the mosquito distracted by one of the many monkeys
    flying out of your butt?
12.2660Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Thu Mar 02 1995 02:368
    <---- Butt plug !! :*) :*) :*)
    
    TTHT
    
    I've just found out that it was Shrove Tuesday yesterday and I didn't
    eat a single pancake. That must be the first year in my entire life
    that I have missed it. Jeeeze, I can't believe it, I am just so damn
    depressed now... :^( :^(
12.2661JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeThu Mar 02 1995 03:401
    Sorry to hear that Jimbo...
12.2662BIGQ::SILVASquirrels R MeThu Mar 02 1995 13:067
| <<< Note 12.2659 by POLAR::RICHARDSON "Ungird thou thy loins" >>>

| Martin, why wasn't the mosquito distracted by one of the many monkeys flying 
| out of your butt?

Cuz there were too many flies hanging around his butt attacking the mosquito for
it to be bothered with the monkeys.
12.2663Wonder what the board of health would say?DECLNE::REESEToreDown,I'mAlmostLevelW/theGroundThu Mar 02 1995 15:0117
    Walking to the rest room at 10AM and seeing a sign indicating the
    rest room was closed because there is no water coming into ALF.
    
    Walked to the alternate site mentioned and being told no one could
    use those rest rooms either.
    
    This happened once last summer and it got pretty grim before the
    shift was over.  Our secretary ran out to a nearby store (she was
    in dire need).  She said she wound up driving quite a distance
    because the entire I400 corridor is without water due to a construc-
    tion accident.
    
    I know this might seem funny to some of ya'll, but I guarantee it's
    no laughing matter in ALF right now.....I know the CSC is supposed
    to stay open no matter what 24 x 7 but this is too much.
    
    
12.2664MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Thu Mar 02 1995 15:052
Doesn't that belong in the "How are men and Women different?" topic?

12.2665Boat will stay afloat, fersure!DECLNE::REESEToreDown,I'mAlmostLevelW/theGroundThu Mar 02 1995 15:412
    FWIW, the men are in the same boat :-)
    
12.2666GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA member in good standingThu Mar 02 1995 15:423
    
    
    How about the back teeth.......
12.2667POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesThu Mar 02 1995 15:539
    .2663
    
    Seems to me facilities should order up a couple of portapotties* and
    darn quick.
    
    
    
    
    * a/k/a port-o-let, johnny-on-the-spot, tinkalarium, bla bla bla 8^)
12.2668MPGS::MARKEYSend John Thomas some doughnutsThu Mar 02 1995 16:0711
    No Iron Horse Music Hall. No Mr. Toad's. Probably no Front Room.
    Definitely no Paradise. No Middle East. No 'Tunes formerly
    Ovations. No Gilreins. No...
    
    (These are places I've tried to book a concert at and failed.)
    
    If, by any chance the thought of promoting a concert ever occurs
    to you, just think of me, who, before this all started, was known
    to occasionally exhibit rational thought processes.
    
    -b
12.2669BIGQ::SILVASquirrels R MeThu Mar 02 1995 16:393

	I guess that morning coffee was out of the question, eh?
12.2670POLAR::RICHARDSONAlleged DegirdificationThu Mar 02 1995 18:303
|    * a/k/a port-o-let, johnny-on-the-spot, tinkalarium, bla bla bla 8^)

    Don't forget Poo Bayou.
12.2671Tinkalarium, I like it!!DECLNE::REESEToreDown,I'mAlmostLevelW/theGroundThu Mar 02 1995 18:5112
    .2667
    
    Don't think management hasn't thought of this.  When it happened
    last summer, the water was off for more than 1 day; there WAS talk
    of bring the port-potties to diff places in the parking lot!!
    
    All is well though, water has been restored so the restrooms can
    be used.  Drinking water is another matter though, ughhhhh!!
    I've had 2 20 oz. Diet Pepsi's and 2 12 oz. Diet Cokes so far
    today :-(
    
    
12.2672BIGQ::SILVASquirrels R MeThu Mar 02 1995 19:413

	If you have had all that to drink, it is good the toilets are fixed!
12.2673Make my lunch!USCTR1::GHIGGINSOh Whoa Is MoeFri Mar 03 1995 13:122
    The memory from yesterday of that chunk of mung the NIO Cafe tried to
    pass off for a stuffed chicken breast.  Arggggh!!!!
12.2674CONSLT::MCBRIDEaspiring peasantFri Mar 03 1995 14:234
    Having the car towed to the dealership last evening.  Where is that
    customer assistance number...... 
    
    Brian - F.O.R.D. owner
12.2675MPGS::MARKEYSend John Thomas some doughnutsFri Mar 03 1995 18:509
    
    Man, am I wound tight today. So many things piling up all
    at once. I'll think for the first time in a long time, I'm
    going to get very friendly with a fifth of Scotch this
    weekend, liver be damned. I'll probably die of a heart
    attack first anyway, given this frenetic pace of disaster
    management.
    
    -b
12.2676POLAR::RICHARDSONAlleged DegirdificationFri Mar 03 1995 19:071
    Well, at least you won't be full of MSG and aspertame.
12.2677MPGS::MARKEYSend John Thomas some doughnutsFri Mar 03 1995 19:238
    
    Aspartame.
    
    Maybe I'll just decide to throw in the towel and eat a
    plate full of General Gau's Chicken and chase it back
    with a six pack of Diet Coke.
    
    -b
12.2678CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Sun Mar 05 1995 02:0911



   Popping my new Mahler's 1st symphony CD into the 5CD carousel, hitting the
   "close" button and hearing all kinds of wierd noises (prompting the cat
   to peer over the top of the entertainment center) emanating from it..seems
   the changer has taken to tossing the cds around inside there :-/


 Jim
12.2679Try MozartPEKING::SULLIVANDNot gauche, just sinisterMon Mar 06 1995 09:042
    No, no!!  Mahler ALWAYS sounds weird!!         :-)
    
12.2680CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Mon Mar 06 1995 12:019


 I've only heard (that I know of) Mahler's 1st, and I enjoyed it.  The CD
 player seems to be OK for now.  Maybe I had the disks mounted incorrectly.



Jim
12.2681Try "Spem in alium"PEKING::SULLIVANDNot gauche, just sinisterMon Mar 06 1995 12:096
    Mahler's first isn't too bad (IMHO) but on eof his later ones (10th??)
    was subtitled "The Interminable" by someone or other.   :-)
    
    (Sorry, that should read "one of", not "on eof" !)
    
    Dave
12.2682LJSRV2::KALIKOWTechnoCatalystMon Mar 06 1995 12:254
    "The Interminable," or in digital terms, 
    
    "When the heck will we reach eof???"
    
12.2683MPGS::MARKEYSend John Thomas some doughnutsMon Mar 06 1995 13:524
    
    Check out Mahler's 8th. A fine piece of work that, _especially_ if you
    have an appreciation for choral music.
    
12.2684SMURF::BINDERvitam gustareMon Mar 06 1995 14:297
    .2680
    
    mahler's 1st?  diskS?  who took you for a ride?  all current versions
    of mahler's 1st fit on a single disc.
    
    generally, all of mahler is sublime.  there are few pieces of music in
    the repertoire quite as wonderful as the adagietto from the 5th.
12.2685Well...PEKING::SULLIVANDNot gauche, just sinisterMon Mar 06 1995 14:482
    Allegri's Miserere is sublime but it hardly fits this note's title...
    
12.2686CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Mon Mar 06 1995 15:0024

RE:              <<< Note 12.2684 by SMURF::BINDER "vitam gustare" >>>

   > .2680
    
   > mahler's 1st?  diskS?  who took you for a ride?  all current versions
   > of mahler's 1st fit on a single disc.
    
    
     It is on one disk.  In an earlier note I mentioned that my cd player
     was tossing disks around when I hit the "close" switch.  It appears to
     be OK now, and I suspected that the disks I had put in there (as a test
     of the carousel) may have been mounted incorrectly.  That problem solved,
     I proceeded to play Mahler's 1st in its entirety, on one disk.



    Jim





12.2687COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertMon Mar 06 1995 15:006
>    Allegri's Miserere is sublime but it hardly fits this note's title...
    
The Choir of the Church of the Advent sang it during imposition of ashes
last Wednesday.

/john
12.2688SMURF::BINDERvitam gustareMon Mar 06 1995 15:073
    .2686
    
    well, okay then.
12.2689GOOEY::JUDYThat's Ms. Bitch to you!Mon Mar 06 1995 16:5313
    
    
    	calling a shoe repair place to find out how much it would
    	cost to have those little black plastic tips on the heels
    	of my dress shoes replaced....I was figuring around a $1
    	a pair.   They want $4 !!   I have like 10 pairs of shoes
    	that need new tips!   Then the second place I call, I get 
    	this 80 year old senile sounding man telling me he can't
    	tell me, I can bring the shoes in so the owner can look at
    	them!  I don't think so!
    
    	JJ
    
12.2690CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Mon Mar 06 1995 17:054


 Ageist?
12.2691GOOEY::JUDYThat's Ms. Bitch to you!Mon Mar 06 1995 17:089
    
    
    	Finding out that travel is discontinuing the
    	Thomas Cook Express program.  Best thing they've
    	ever come up with and they're taking it off-line
    	to cut costs.
    
    	Where does it end?
    
12.2692BIGQ::SILVASquirrels R MeMon Mar 06 1995 17:314


	What kind of program was it?
12.2693POLAR::RICHARDSONAlleged DegirdificationMon Mar 06 1995 18:401
    A fast one I guess. 1-8 items maybe?
12.2694BIGQ::SILVASquirrels R MeMon Mar 06 1995 18:573

	oh.... why thank you Glen.... I think.... 
12.2695GOOEY::JUDYThat's Ms. Bitch to you!Tue Mar 07 1995 14:2711
    
    	You could call an 800 number, punch in your departure city, date 
    	and time, your destination, return information etc.... and they'd
    	FAX a sheet to you with the 7 best fares.  Then all you had to do
    	was call the travel office and reserve the flight you wanted.
    
    	Helluva lot easier than sitting on the phone forever while a
    	travel agent spews out all your choices and you try and write
    	them all down....
    
    	
12.2696CALDEC::RAHloitering with intentTue Mar 07 1995 20:562
    
    getting battered on the icerink learning to skate backwards.
12.2697depressingCALDEC::RAHloitering with intentTue Mar 07 1995 21:154
    
    belatedly learning of the death of Ed "Dr Westfall" Flanders.
    
    
12.2698yCSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Wed Mar 08 1995 00:1012




 I found myself feeling somewhat depressed after learning of his death.  I
 loved his character on St. Elsewhere.




 Jim
12.2699LJSRV2::KALIKOWTechnoCatalystWed Mar 08 1995 00:264
    You think THAT's bad.  Imagine how bad *I* felt when I heard YOU'D
    died.  Why to THINK of all those hunks of felt & foam that will no
    longer be animated by your talented hands, I could weep.
    
12.2700Kermie SnarfCSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Wed Mar 08 1995 02:314


  Heh heh heh 
12.2701where's my desk?NCMAIL::GEIBELLright hand for rentWed Mar 08 1995 10:187
    
    
      Being in a class yesterday and then being a day behind today....
    
    
                                                          Lee
    
12.2702Shoulda bought the coupeLJSRV2::KALIKOWTechnoCatalystWed Mar 08 1995 11:205
    If I'd only realized that all the time I save on my commute to work by
    having a muscle-car would be spent while I sit there putting the
    convertible top down in the driveway and up in the LJO2 parking lot... 
    Drat it, I *hate* when that happens.
    
12.2703POBOX::BATTISContract StudmuffinWed Mar 08 1995 11:244
    
    Dr. Dan, what kind of muscle-car did you buy??
    
    Mark
12.2704POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesWed Mar 08 1995 11:315
    
    My heart bleeds, Dr.Dan 8^).  
    
    
    (p.s. today is a great day for a roadtrip to mso2, doncha think?)
12.2705POBOX::BATTISContract StudmuffinWed Mar 08 1995 11:412
    
    well howdy mz debra!!!!
12.2706POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesWed Mar 08 1995 11:442
    
    Hi Mark!
12.2707.2703LJSRV2::KALIKOWTechnoCatalystWed Mar 08 1995 11:4913
    1995 Mustang GT convertible, Fire-engine-red, 5-on-the-floor, AM/FM/CD,
    racing tires, INTERNET license-plate frame with my public URL...
    
    Variously termed, by various FORMERLY near & dear friends:
    
    "MMM" :== Male Menopause Machine
    
    or
    
    "Expensive <censorable term for male generative organ>"
    
    :-)
    
12.2708POBOX::BATTISContract StudmuffinWed Mar 08 1995 12:515
    
    well Dr Dan I'm impressed!! Those are one hot machine, from the ones
    I've seen. Enjoy it.
    
    Mark
12.2709POLAR::RICHARDSONAlleged DegirdificationWed Mar 08 1995 13:204
    He shoulda waited for the Cobra though, he'd have an extra 40 HP to
    speed up the tread wear.
    
    Dr. Dan, I'm green with envy.
12.2710TROOA::TRP109::Chrisperform random acts of affectionWed Mar 08 1995 14:464
    "Expensive <censorable term for male generative organ>"
     ^^^^^^^^^

	The first time I read this, I thought it said "expansive"  ;') 
12.2711Or there's a banana stuck in a hinge somewhere.SUBPAC::JJENSENThe Short-timer Fishing WidowWed Mar 08 1995 14:564
	Convertible top difficult to open and close?  That *is* a trauma
	Dr. Dan.	;^)  ;^)

	Maybe you should not'a done laser pointer surgery on the controls.
12.2712POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesWed Mar 08 1995 14:587
    >>"Expensive <censorable term for male generative organ>"
    >> ^^^^^^^^^

    >The first time I read this, I thought it said "expansive"  ;') 
    
    
    ...can you buy those?!
12.2713SMURF::BINDERvitam gustareWed Mar 08 1995 15:071
    if only the new mustangs weren't so fugly...
12.2714POLAR::RICHARDSONAlleged DegirdificationWed Mar 08 1995 15:091
    I like 'em.
12.2715WAHOO::LEVESQUEluxure et suppliceWed Mar 08 1995 15:102
    I like 'em. They're the best looking mustangs since the model I bought
    10 years ago.
12.2716SUBPAC::JJENSENThe Short-timer Fishing WidowWed Mar 08 1995 15:112
You may like 'em, but it would look silly
parked next to your igloo, Glenn.
12.2717POBOX::BATTISContract StudmuffinWed Mar 08 1995 15:115
    
    Dick, fugly?????????  Better than most of the new sports cars I've
    seen, especially the new trans am, now thats coyote ugly.
    
    Mark
12.2718POLAR::RICHARDSONAlleged DegirdificationWed Mar 08 1995 15:164
    JoJo, I'd never park it next to the igloo lest the dog team wee all
    over them new wheels.
    
    Glenn
12.2719SUBPAC::JJENSENThe Short-timer Fishing WidowWed Mar 08 1995 15:171
	{V8 slap} (tm)
12.2720SMURF::BINDERvitam gustareWed Mar 08 1995 15:247
    .2717
    
    saying the new mustang looks better than the new trans am is like saying
    that dysentery is better than equine encephalitis.
    
    they're pretty much all butt ugly.  i rather like the rx-7; it looks a
    lot like some of the le mans cars from the '50s.  nice lines.
12.2721WAHOO::LEVESQUEluxure et suppliceWed Mar 08 1995 15:241
    It oughtta, for the extra 10 grand.
12.2722SMURF::BINDERvitam gustareWed Mar 08 1995 15:312
    you get what you pay for, doctah.  not that i can afford an rx-7, which
    is why i drive a crx si.
12.2723POLAR::RICHARDSONAlleged DegirdificationWed Mar 08 1995 15:351
    Ah, Mr. Binder is partial to Tokyo tin.
12.2724POBOX::BATTISContract StudmuffinWed Mar 08 1995 15:392
    
    he also likes Japaneese metal
12.2725WAHOO::LEVESQUEluxure et suppliceWed Mar 08 1995 15:431
    japanese
12.2726POLAR::RICHARDSONAlleged DegirdificationWed Mar 08 1995 15:431
    I wouldn't listen to that trash if I were him.
12.2727NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Mar 08 1995 17:101
329.200 is rattling through my brain.
12.2728SMURF::BINDERvitam gustareWed Mar 08 1995 17:133
    that is indeed a thing to hate today.  i wish you hadn't called it to
    our collective attention; my next unseen key saved me from seeing it
    until i read your ttht.
12.2729PENUTS::DDESMAISONSno, i'm aluminuming 'um, mumWed Mar 08 1995 17:174
	 .2728  and i had just started forgetting that gerald had drawn
	 my attention to it until i saw your note.  ;>

12.2730CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Wed Mar 08 1995 17:264


 Pour a little sugar on me honey...
12.2731PENUTS::DDESMAISONSno, i'm aluminuming 'um, mumWed Mar 08 1995 17:2911
 oh yeah? well take this muppet man...

	and honey, i miss you... and i'm
	bein' gooooood.
	and i'd love to be with you
	if only i could.


  ;>

12.2732POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesWed Mar 08 1995 17:377
    
    One day when I was not at home,
    when she was there and all alone
    the angels came...
    now all I have are memories of honey
    and I wake up nights and call her name...
    
12.2733Take tHAT!CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Wed Mar 08 1995 17:396



 I got my mind set on you, I got my mind set on you

12.2734the big gunsPENUTS::DDESMAISONSno, i'm aluminuming 'um, mumWed Mar 08 1995 17:415
 i LOVE HIM!  i LOVE HIM!  i LOVE HIM!
 and where he goes i'll FOLLOW, i'll FOLLOW, i'll FOLLOW...


12.2735USAT05::BENSONEternal WeltanschauungWed Mar 08 1995 17:425
    
    It's my party and I'LL CRY IF I WANT TO, CRY IF I WANT TO, CRY IF I
    WANT TO.  You would CRY TOO IF IT HAPPENED TO-OO YO-OOU!
    
    
12.2736SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBe vewy caweful awound Zebwas!Wed Mar 08 1995 17:453
    
    Bye, bye Miss American Pie....
    
12.2737GOOEY::JUDYThat's Ms. Bitch to you!Wed Mar 08 1995 17:454
    
    	She wore and itsy, bitsy, teeny, weeny, yellow, polka-dot
    	bikini......
    
12.2738MPGS::MARKEYSend John Thomas some doughnutsWed Mar 08 1995 17:473
    Lambs eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy...
    
    -b
12.2739CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Wed Mar 08 1995 17:484


  a maaaaaaaayd, a man needs a maid
12.2740PENUTS::DDESMAISONSno, i'm aluminuming 'um, mumWed Mar 08 1995 17:483
	Mares, bri, mares.

12.2741POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesWed Mar 08 1995 17:503
    
    Got to be there, got to BEEEEE THERRRRRE in the morning when she says
    hello to the world...
12.2742MPGS::MARKEYSend John Thomas some doughnutsWed Mar 08 1995 17:535
    Not my day: OK, I'll try again:
    
    Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy.
    
    -b
12.2743TROOA::TRP109::Chrisperform random acts of affectionWed Mar 08 1995 17:531
I gotta be me....  I've GOT TO BE ME!!!!!
12.2744MPGS::MARKEYSend John Thomas some doughnutsWed Mar 08 1995 17:555
    I did it MYEYEEYEEYE WAY!
    
    (and totally effed it up in the process, no doubt).
    
    -b
12.2745GOOEY::JUDYThat's Ms. Bitch to you!Wed Mar 08 1995 18:277
    
    	Ugh....thanks to the WWW I was reminded of this gem
    
    	"What the world needs now, is love sweet love...."
    
    	gag.
    
12.2746CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Wed Mar 08 1995 18:295



 Hey, little girl, comb your hair, fix your make up...
12.2747Make it stop! MAKE IT STOP!SUBPAC::JJENSENThe Short-timer Fishing WidowWed Mar 08 1995 18:392
I feel an awful lot like I'm in _Clockwork_Orange_ right now.
12.2748NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Mar 08 1995 18:431
Now I know how Noriega felt.
12.2749ARGHHHHHHHHHHDECLNE::REESEToreDown,I'mAlmostLevelW/theGroundWed Mar 08 1995 18:458
    OK, now ya'll did it.  I got that mares eat oats and does eat oats,
    running thru my brain; WHAT WAS THE NEXT LINE?
    
    
    
    Toodle .............., wouldn't you?
    
    
12.2750MPGS::MARKEYSend John Thomas some doughnutsWed Mar 08 1995 18:465
    >I feel an awful lot like I'm in _Clockwork_Orange_ right now.
    
    Are you wearing your cup on the outside of your tights?
    
    -b
12.2751SUBPAC::SADINOne if by LAN, two if by CWed Mar 08 1995 18:475
    
    
    	a kid'll eat ivy too, wouldn't you?
    
    
12.2752cat scratch fever - sweaty teddySUBPAC::SADINOne if by LAN, two if by CWed Mar 08 1995 18:476
    
    
    	I went to see the doctor and he gave me the cure,
    	now I think I got it some more....
    
    
12.2753SUBPAC::JJENSENThe Short-timer Fishing WidowWed Mar 08 1995 18:493
> cup on the outside of your tights?

Hey!  HEY!!!
12.2754MPGS::MARKEYSend John Thomas some doughnutsWed Mar 08 1995 18:493
    I got it from the kitty next door...
    
    -b
12.2755CSOA1::LEECHWed Mar 08 1995 19:072
    He did the MASH
    He did the mOnster mash
12.2756MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Mar 08 1995 19:199
If the words sound queer,
And funny to your ear,
A little bit jumbled and jivey,
Sing Mares Eat Oats,
And Does Eat Oats,
And Little Lambs Eat Ivy,

(refrain)

12.2757PENUTS::DDESMAISONSno, i'm aluminuming 'um, mumWed Mar 08 1995 19:274
	i think this is where we're supposed to break out into
	a chorus of "hut sut rall, sittin' on a rillara and
	a brawla brawla suet" (roughly).   ;>
12.2758MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Mar 08 1995 19:434
And all of that with nary an "(sp?)"!

:^)

12.2759Why are we doing this here?MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Mar 08 1995 19:443
Cement Mixer.
(Putty-putty)

12.2760GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA member in good standingWed Mar 08 1995 19:466
    
    
    Well this little song is not so bad,
    It's the cutest little song I've ever had
    For those of you who would not sing,
    you must've been playing with your own dingaling.
12.2761OOTOOL::CHELSEAMostly harmless.Wed Mar 08 1995 20:2710
    As an antidote:
    
    "I feel the sudden urge to sing
     The kind of ditty that invokes the spring.
     So control your desire to curse
     While I crucify the verse.
     This verse I'm singing seems to me
     The Tin Pan-tithesis of melody.
     So to spare you all the pain
     I'll skip the darn thing and sing the refrain."
12.2762Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Wed Mar 08 1995 21:207
    So anyway...there I am stepping onto the train for the last part of
    my journey into work, the half hour stretch ! I switch on, power 
    thru two levels and then have my super cool tiny toon wabbit kicking
    butt thru a futuristic movie and what happens....the damn train pulls
    up at the station and it;s time to hit the paperwork again.
    
    geeeez how can a half hour journey be 5 minutes long ??
12.2763Re .2711 the FishWifeWidowLJSRV2::KALIKOWTechnoCatalystWed Mar 08 1995 23:5213
    No Ma'am, the convertible top is NOT difficult to open & close... 
    Wiseass.  :-) It's just that they INSIST that the parking brake be set
    before it will deign to move.  That makes it impossible to decide to go
    topless (oo er) while coasting to a stop at a traffic light...  OhYah,
    a terrible hardship.  But all that parking-brake time is time I could
    be pedal-to-the-metalling...  I *will* have to remember to pack my
    laser-pointer while on the road, tho'.  Would make a more effective
    "GetTheHeckOuttaMyWay" signal than flashing at the slowpokes, even
    flashing toplessly.
    
    And OBTW, in my .2702, I forgot the all-leather upholstery.  Such are
    the rewards of WebMongering.
                       
12.2764SUBPAC::JJENSENThe Short-timer Fishing WidowThu Mar 09 1995 01:444
    Dr. Dan driving topless...  hmmmm.
    
    Sir, bonk the offending drivers off the head with majick fruit, I say.
          
12.2765You'd think with all I pay them every week, they'd leave me alone...COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertThu Mar 09 1995 01:505
...the words One Thousand Several Hundred Forty-One and 07/100 written on
a check payable to the Infernal Revenoo Service.

/john
12.2766Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Thu Mar 09 1995 02:061
    Haggis invasions
12.2767 SUBURB::COOKSHalf Man,Half BiscuitThu Mar 09 1995 10:3012
    Aaargh! Milwall 2 Reading 0.
    
    Supporting a football team is like being in love with someone who isn`t
    in love with you. It`s very hurtful indeed when they let you down,which
    they do more often than not.
    
    Though the good times keep you coming back for more punishment.
    
    Sorry for my thespian analogy.
                         
    
     
12.2768WAHOO::LEVESQUEluxure et suppliceThu Mar 09 1995 10:588
    >No Ma'am, the convertible top is NOT difficult to open & close...
    >Wiseass.  :-) It's just that they INSIST that the parking brake be set
    >before it will deign to move.
    
     Now if you were a hardware guy you'd decide you knew better than FORD
    and fix the thing so it always thought the parking brake was on. Then
    you could lower the top at will.
    
12.2769NETCAD::WOODFORDLight dawns over marblehead....Thu Mar 09 1995 11:4210
    
    
    TTHT: This awfull cold I'm getting.
    
    TTH: My brother is in the hospital with pneumonia, and there's
    no family down there for him. :(  He lives in Florida.  I wish I
    could be there for him.  :(
    
    Terrie
    
12.2770HANNAH::MODICAJourneyman NoterThu Mar 09 1995 11:525
    
    Seems like a lot of people are getting pneumonia lately.
    Hope your brother is ok.
    
    							Hank
12.2771CONSLT::MCBRIDEaspiring peasantThu Mar 09 1995 12:4017
    Dr. Dan, it is an easy thing to violate the interlock mechanism as the
    Doctah suggests.  Tape the switch closed and the system will think the
    parking brake is on.  Hopefully it will not be the same that activates
    the brake warning light.  
    
    Dear Mr. Covert,
    
    The I.R.S. on behalf of the U.S. Government is sorry to informt you
    that even though your contibutions in the last tax year were generous
    to a fault, it was not enough.  Please remit all your remaining liquid
    assets at this time.  We will send another notice instructing you on
    the correct procedure for converting your remaining assets into cash
    for future remittance.  
    
    Yours fiscally,
    
    The Tax Man
12.2772CNTROL::JENNISONOh me of little faithThu Mar 09 1995 12:408
	John,

	I'd be a more specific on a check to the IRS.  They'll
	most like translate the word "several" to "nine".

	HTH
	Karen
12.2773PENUTS::DDESMAISONSno, i'm aluminuming 'um, mumThu Mar 09 1995 17:596
	the prospects of shelling out bucks because some fine, upstanding
	citizen hit my car while it was parked and then took off.  the money
	thing doesn't bother me as much as knowing that people can be so
	devoid of integrity.

12.2774CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Thu Mar 09 1995 18:024


 wasn't me, Di!
12.2775PENUTS::DDESMAISONSno, i'm aluminuming 'um, mumThu Mar 09 1995 18:0910

 now, see - you would have been the last person i'd
 have suspected, Jim, because:
 
 a) you are most certainly a man of integrity
 b) it didn't happen at work

 ;>

12.2776CNTROL::JENNISONOh me of little faithThu Mar 09 1995 18:1310
	My doctor's office calling to cancel the appointments
	my husband and I made last August for March 24th.

	I can understand needing to cancel, but when they
	called to reschedule us, they said, "We're now booking for
	August".

	How nice.

12.2777CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Thu Mar 09 1995 18:154


 Garsh, thanks, Di ;-)
12.2778MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Thu Mar 09 1995 18:223
re: .2773, Di

Been there. More times than I care to remember.
12.2779SMURF::BINDERvitam gustareThu Mar 09 1995 19:433
    .2773
    
    sux.
12.2780CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Fri Mar 10 1995 01:3010


 Can't seem to stop coughing and generally not feeling too hot..best call 
 the Doc tomorrow, I reckon.




 Jim
12.2781POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesFri Mar 10 1995 01:5726
    
    I was woken up at about 1:30 this morning by my burglar alarm shrieking
    loudly enough to wake the dead.  So I leapt out of bed in a panic and
    ran downstairs to check it out.  Why did I do that?  Shouldn't I have
    hidden in a closet or something?  Self-preservation is obviously not
    high on my list.  Not only that, but I have a death wish.  And I forgot
    to put on my glasses.
    
    When I got downstairs I realized there was no actual alarm, just the
    bell.  And the bell was sounding because all the rain had shorted out
    the box, as it did one night this fall.  So I called the alarm company
    for instructions (being that my brain was blank at the time).  Did I
    leave the room where the bell is?  NO, I stood right next to it and
    screamed into the phone.  Why did I do that?  Don't ask.
    
    So the alarm guy directed me into the basement where I had to unscrew
    and unplug the power and then open the box after unscrewing three
    awkwardly placed screws and unplug the battery which was dripping with
    rainwater.  Did I go up and get my glasses so I'd be able to see what I
    was doing?  No.  I did it blind and moaned the entire time that I
    couldn't see an effing thing.
    
    So I was unalarmed all last night and today, and when I got home
    tonight the battery still wasn't dry enough to rehook.  So I continue
    to be unalarmed.  Why don't I just hang out a sign reading "Come in and
    put me out of my misery"?
12.2782WAHOO::LEVESQUEluxure et suppliceFri Mar 10 1995 10:304
    >best call the Doc tomorrow, I reckon.
    
     Well, the Doctah is in, but he's got a cold too. :-) I'll be awaiting
    your call. 
12.2783 SUBURB::COOKSHalf Man,Half BiscuitFri Mar 10 1995 10:486
    Why is Gerry Adams getting unemployment pay?
    Why is he getting free legal aid,when victims of IRA bombs get none?
    Why do we have such a limp wristed Government?
          
    
    
12.2784COSME3::HEDLEYCLager LoutFri Mar 10 1995 11:099
>best

oo-er, sounds a bit like `breast'

re .last,

'coz they're a bunch of crap poncy gits.

Chris.
12.2785SUBPAC::SADINOne if by LAN, two if by CFri Mar 10 1995 11:169
    
    
    	re: mz_deb
    
    	bummer mz_deb. I'd look at waterproofing that guy somehow....and
    maybe getting a big dog and a .38. ;*)
    
    
    jim
12.2786SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBe vewy caweful awound Zebwas!Fri Mar 10 1995 11:4911
    
    RE: .2781
    
    Well mz_deb...
    
     If'n you had a gun, you coulda just up and shot the damned box first
    thing and not worry about stuff till you go your beauty sleep!!!
    
    
     :) :) :) :) :)
    
12.2787Compared to this, I don't have ANY problems...ROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150 kts. is TOO slow!Fri Mar 10 1995 12:0111
Reading a story in the local paper about a local 24 year old woman who needs
a bone marrow transplant.  She is somewhat of a medical oddity in that the
average age of people who get the type of leukemia she has, is 71.  She is
an only child, so that eliminates the best chance of finding a donor with
compatible bone marrow.  Siblings have a 25% chance that their bone marrow will
be compatible.

TTREALLLLLLLYYYYYH is that the above mentioned woman's father has progressive
(I think that was the term used) MS and her mother has inoperable lung cancer.

Bob
12.2788CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Fri Mar 10 1995 12:1110


>    >best call the Doc tomorrow, I reckon.
    
 >    Well, the Doctah is in, but he's got a cold too. :-) I'll be awaiting
 >   your call. 


    ;-)  
12.2789POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesFri Mar 10 1995 12:153
    
    I've almost decided to bag the alarm system and just keep my shotgun
    next to the bed 8^).
12.2790WMOIS::GIROUARD_CFri Mar 10 1995 12:173
    -1 i loves it whens wimmins talks that way!
    
       Chip
12.2791POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesFri Mar 10 1995 12:192
    
    But with my luck recently, I'd blow a hole in the waterbed!
12.2792WAHOO::LEVESQUEluxure et suppliceFri Mar 10 1995 12:301
    ooh, er, etc.
12.2793Should expect this with BC watching The HouseDECLNE::REESEToreDown,I'mAlmostLevelW/theGroundFri Mar 10 1995 12:574
    .2783  I'm with you Cooks, why in blazes is Gerry Adams being
    invited to the White House on his pending visit?
    
    
12.2794POLAR::RICHARDSONAlleged DegirdificationFri Mar 10 1995 12:581
    I sense a wave of waterbed puns heading this way.
12.2795POBOX::BATTISContract StudmuffinFri Mar 10 1995 13:182
    
    mz debra's last day :-(
12.2796GOOEY::JUDYThat's Ms. Bitch to you!Fri Mar 10 1995 13:447
    
    
    	re:  -1
    
    
    	boooooo hissss!
    
12.2797ROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150 kts. is TOO slow!Fri Mar 10 1995 14:003
I was hoping that if we ignored it, it would go away. (Her last day, not her)

Bob
12.2798POLAR::RICHARDSONAlleged DegirdificationFri Mar 10 1995 14:021
    Seems to me, this is the third time she's had a last day, no?
12.2799MPGS::MARKEYSend John Thomas some doughnutsFri Mar 10 1995 14:0212
    RE: Mz. Deb's departure
    
    {sob} {sniff} {wipe}... {he gains his composure...then...}
    
    
    
    {total breakdown}
    
    
    	WAAAAAAAAAAA!
    
    -b
12.2800BIGQ::SILVASquirrels R MeFri Mar 10 1995 14:043

I hate this snarf.... but I'm gonna take it anyway!
12.2801NETCAD::WOODFORDLight dawns over marblehead....Fri Mar 10 1995 14:128
    
    
    Ditto TTHT: Mz. Deb's departure. :(
    
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.2802GOOEY::JUDYThat's Ms. Bitch to you!Fri Mar 10 1995 14:228
    
    
    	Doing something stupid like living my iron plugged in and
    	on this morning so I had to call a friend in town and ask
    	her to go unplug it for me so I don't burn the house down.
    
    	duh.
    
12.2803BIGQ::SILVASquirrels R MeFri Mar 10 1995 14:253

	Nice to know your iron is living. 
12.2804POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesFri Mar 10 1995 14:3416
    
    I'm not dead!
    
    I'm not dead!
    
    I'm not!
    
    I'm getting better!
    
    I don't want to go on the cart...
    
    I feel fine!
    
    I think I'll go for a walk...
    
    I feel happy!  I feel happy!
12.2805COSME3::HEDLEYCLager LoutFri Mar 10 1995 14:363
You're not fooling anyone, y'know.

Chris.
12.2806POLAR::RICHARDSONAlleged DegirdificationFri Mar 10 1995 14:371
    You'll be stone dead in a moment.
12.2807GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA member in good standingFri Mar 10 1995 15:283
    
    
    Rush ripping the media.
12.2808POBOX::BATTISContract StudmuffinFri Mar 10 1995 15:434
    
    er Mike why is that a thing to hate?
    
    Mark
12.2809CSC32::M_EVANSproud counter-culture McGovernikFri Mar 10 1995 15:436
    Mike,
    
    Isn't that an oxymoran?
    
    rush must be a socialist, or whatever the current rant is, because he
    is the media.
12.2810I'm lukewarm about him anyway, but he's not typical mediaAMN1::RALTOGala 10th Year ECAD SW AnniversaryFri Mar 10 1995 15:573
    He's the Anti-Media.  As opposed to the Uncle-Media...
    
    Chris
12.2811GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA member in good standingFri Mar 10 1995 16:299
    
    
    Oops, I put it in the wrong topic.  
    
    
    He was ripping them about lying about the school lunch program.
    
    
    
12.2812MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Fri Mar 10 1995 16:3713
TTHT:
    Living in New England in March.

================================================================================
Note 11.2546                  Things to Like Today                  2546 of 2563
ODIXIE::ZOGRAN "Neural net needs new string"          4 lines  10-MAR-1995 08:35
                                   -< Golf? >-
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    It's Friday, and it may hit 70 on Sunday.  Daffodils are in bloom. 
    Looks like it's going to be a great southern spring weekend.
    
    Dan

12.2813HTHROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150 kts. is TOO slow!Fri Mar 10 1995 16:407
Jack,

How's this?

It's Friday, it's in the mid-60's, should hit the mid-70's by Sunday.

Bob
12.2814MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Fri Mar 10 1995 16:431
<low_growl>
12.2815MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Fri Mar 10 1995 16:446
re: .2783, Stu

>    Why do we have such a limp wristed Government?

It's most likely due to all that crap tea they drink.

12.2816SMURF::BINDERvitam gustareFri Mar 10 1995 16:545
    .2815
    
    > It's most likely due to all that crap tea they drink.
    
    Yeah, must be.  People who drink GOOD tea aren't limp-wristed.
12.2817WAHOO::LEVESQUEluxure et suppliceFri Mar 10 1995 16:571
    LKG has its daffodils and crocuses sprouting, so it's coming, jack
12.2818POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesFri Mar 10 1995 17:484
    
    Oh, daffodils!  My favourite flower 8^/.  I'm going to have to swing by
    lkg on the way home.
    
12.2819COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertFri Mar 10 1995 17:574
Somebody that I'd like to talk to at least one last time before she dies
always dozing off about the time I call.

/john
12.2820POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesFri Mar 10 1995 19:342
    
    John, don't say it.  Not yet.  Please.
12.2821CALDEC::RAHA dead enemy always smells goodSat Mar 11 1995 16:444
    
    stranded and can't get home. what a homecoming. tons and tons
    of dirt and trees. what a nuisance. wonder if my neighbors are
    still trapped in their homes?
12.2822Double buffer is usually slower than single buffer, idiot!PERFOM::LICEA_KANEwhen it's comin' from the leftSat Mar 11 1995 17:586
    
    Spending saturday trying to figure out where all the performance went.
    
    It went somewhere very obvious.
    
    								-mr. bill
12.2823How have the "Town Green" decisions been going lately?COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertSat Mar 11 1995 22:303
	Very nasty and inconsiderate Natick Mall security.

12.2824LJSRV2::KALIKOWTechnoCatalystSat Mar 11 1995 23:5311
    Well, I'm out now.
    >>> Hermph.
    The folks at Burlington Mall were _much_ nicer than at Natick Mall.
    >>> be so kind as to notify the 'BoxCommunity the next time you plan to
    >>> be in the environs, so that I may personally come around & give you ALL
    >>> the hard time you so richly deserve.  TYVM.
    
    Dan$Natick_resident_lo_these_25_years
    aka
    |-{:-)
    
12.2825Are these marks on my wrists from the handcuffs?COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertSun Mar 12 1995 00:237
If the Natick Mall doesn't like someone walking around their mall
wearing a costume and a sign promoting a world hunger benefit (not
passing out literature, not walking up to people, not selling
tickets, not causing any disturbance) then they won't get any
more of _my_ business.

/john
12.2826MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Sun Mar 12 1995 01:183
TTHT:
	Heavy snow now falling.

12.2827CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Sun Mar 12 1995 01:5910



  Didn't get the Texas Playboys on tape off of Ch 44 tonight..this was their
  last performance.  Somebody has to have a tape of it somewhere..



 Jim
12.2828LJSRV2::KALIKOWTechnoCatalystSun Mar 12 1995 02:179
    Waal, if your presence there was to publicize the Savoyards (cause I
    support) rather than the pro-lifers (which I don't) then I retract &
    apologize for saying you deserved to get a hard time.  For that.
    
    I heartily recommend that you mount a full-bore crusade to allow
    leafletting for any and all causes in malls.  It may be so
    all-consuming that you leave the abortion rights debate in favor of
    this new windmill.
    
12.2829COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertSun Mar 12 1995 02:5619
I don't know about people leafletting in malls (see the new topic on malls).
I wasn't leafletting.

I was only wearing a sign, had no leaflets, and was not approaching
people or selling tickets.  I was in costume; no makeup.

I had lunch at the mall (resto called Great Stuff, which I like), and then
planned to walk around the top once or twice and the bottom once or twice
and then go somewhere else.  Just like any shopper.

I was less than 1/4th way around the top level when mall security
arrived in force (six or seven, maybe).  The rest is the subject of a
criminal complaint for trespassing which is before the court.  The
police repeatedly told me how polite I was being, and I wouldn't be
surprised if the arresting officer comes to the show.  The bail
commissioner had just gotten back from Tokyo and advised me on the
proper way to tie an obe.

/john
12.2830NETCAD::WOODFORDLight dawns over marblehead....Mon Mar 13 1995 11:2512
    
    TTHFor the last six days.
    
    I'm sick...really sick....can't sleep...can't breath....can't speak
    more than three words without going into a coughing fit...can't take
    any time off...too much work! :(
    
    Pitty folks!  I need pitty!  :(  
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.2831COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertMon Mar 13 1995 11:281
I thot only cherries were pitty.
12.2832POBOX::BATTISContract StudmuffinMon Mar 13 1995 11:284
    
    pity
    obi
    yvw
12.2833NECN, all cutting room floor footage, all the time....PERFOM::LICEA_KANEwhen it's comin' from the leftMon Mar 13 1995 11:308
    re: /john
    
    You got arrested in Natick, but not in Brookline?
    
    (That was you who was the focus of a Wayne's World "EXTREME CLOSEUP" on
    New England Cable News, right?)
    
    								-mr. bill
12.2834COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertMon Mar 13 1995 11:4512
In Brookline, the police were protecting me and those around me from an
angry mob carrying signs like "International Workers Party"; we were in
the location assigned to us by the police; the pro-abortion mob was
refusing to stand where the police had set up barricades to keep the
two groups apart, insisting on getting right in our faces and yelling.

In Natick, I was simply walking along silently wearing a sign inviting
people to attend a world hunger benefit and minding my own business, not
talking to people, not handing out leaflets, not selling anything, just
out for a stroll after eating lunch at the mall.

/john
12.2835Radio newsAKOCOA::DOUGANMon Mar 13 1995 12:4326
    Radio News:
    
    "Good morning I am Tracy Glotz, here is the news, at the top of the hour
    we have reports of a fire in Worcester.  Apparently 3 triple decker 
    multifamilyhouses have been destroyed.  No deaths or injuries are reported.
    On the scene we have Tom Bloggs with further details."
    
    Tom: Thank you Tracy.  Yes here at the scene I can see the space where
    3 triple decker multi family houses were detroyed by fire.  Luckily
    there were no injuries or deaths.  I have with me fire chief Fred
    Nurke with more details.
    
    Fred: At this time, I can state, from evidence to hand, although
    investigations are still on going that 3 triple decker multi family
    houses ignited and were subsequentelly, after the initial ignition,
    which probably started in one of the houses, detroyed by fire.  our
    investigation further indicates that there were no deaths or injuries.
    
    Tom: Thank you chief.  And now with me here I have one of the residents
    
    ...after confirming with residents, neighbours, passing UPS driver and
    stray cat that houses did indeed burn hands back to Tracy.
    
    Tracy: Well there we have it 3 triple decker multifamily houses
    destroyed by fire.  More news after these messages
     
12.2836NSDTMPGS::MARKEYSend John Thomas some doughnutsMon Mar 13 1995 13:0411
    Well, add TV news to that. This remarkable gem was from Boston's
    TV38 10 o'clock news; last night. I kid you not:
    
    "A paperboy in Pawtucket Rhode Island made a gruesome discovery
    early this morning ... a body found lying in the street ... wrapped
    in a tarp and bound with rope. Police are treating the case as
    a homicide."
    
    				DUH !!!!!!!!
    
    -b
12.2837AKOCOA::DOUGANMon Mar 13 1995 13:123
    Oh I don't know - could be a mislaid body from a funeral home delivery
    - could be an escape artist practising and something went wrong - could
    be Budget Funerals, we beat any copetitive quote - could be ...
12.2838BIGQ::SILVASquirrels R MeMon Mar 13 1995 13:3222
| <<< Note 12.2834 by COVERT::COVERT "John R. Covert" >>>

| In Natick, I was simply walking along silently wearing a sign inviting people 
| to attend a world hunger benefit and minding my own business, not talking to 
| people, not handing out leaflets, not selling anything, just out for a stroll 
| after eating lunch at the mall.

	Uhhh... John, did you have the Malls permission to begin with? I mean,
they DO have the right to allow you to promote stuff in their mall, but they
also have the right to not allow it. If there is a procedure that you needed to
follow in order to get permission (like ask), and you did not do this, then
they were in the right. I hardly think that someone would go to a mall with a
sign and be able to say that they were out for a stroll. So could you let us
know if you had followed the rules, or did what you felt you wanted to do?

	The reason I ask is because people could go into the mall anytime, and
wear a sign for anything. If they have rules that state no one can do this, or
that you need their permission, then you need to follow the rules. Did you even
talk to anyone before you did this?


Glen
12.2839MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Mon Mar 13 1995 13:366
I think I have to agree with what was stated by others previously. If
/john was doing as he said, the mall would have been a lot smarter
to simply ask him to leave, than sending their goons out to accost
him and have him arrested. Pretty stupid move on their part, to not
try to find a peaceful and civilized solution to the matter before
flexing their muscles.
12.2840PENUTS::DDESMAISONSno, i'm aluminuming 'um, mumMon Mar 13 1995 13:373
	john created a shiny new note for this subject.  337.

12.2841GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA member in good standingMon Mar 13 1995 13:536
    
    
    
    We'd rather argue it here TYVM. :')
    
    
12.2842BIGQ::SILVASquirrels R MeMon Mar 13 1995 14:253

	Well, we can't do anything until he decides to fill us in...:-)
12.2843GOOEY::JUDYThat's Ms. Bitch to you!Mon Mar 13 1995 14:545
    
    
    	Hearing either a very large mouse or a squirrel running around
    	in my kitchen ceiling on Saturday.
    
12.2844SUBPAC::SADINOne if by LAN, two if by CMon Mar 13 1995 15:489
    
    
    	re .2843
    
    	I have a humongous rat-trap you can borrow! use extreme caution
    when setting it....;*)
    
    
    jim
12.2845WMOIS::GIROUARD_CMon Mar 13 1995 15:503
    what's that Jim, a No. 1 Newhouse?    :-)
    
    Chip
12.2846GOOEY::JUDYThat's Ms. Bitch to you!Mon Mar 13 1995 16:026
    
    
    	Only if it's a humane one, I don't wanna hurt the critter.
    
    	'sides, I'm leaving that up to my landlord.  =)
    
12.2847NETCAD::WOODFORDAppease Belligerents.Mon Mar 13 1995 16:0920
    
    
    TTH: A long story getting longer.....
    
    Remember the story of Univ. Hospital in Tampa?  The leg amputee?
    Well, my brother works there...is rather high up there, as a matter of
    fact.  Last week, he passed out at work and was taken to the emergency
    room there, where it was determined he had pneumonia.  He refused to
    let them admit him, and had himself transferred to another hospital,
    where he was admitted, and spent a few days.  He's home resting now,
    but University Hospital is in it up to their eyeballs again.
    
    
    Seems they shut off the respirator on the wrong patient, and he died...
    
    My brother is looking for employment elsewhere now.
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.2848SUBPAC::SADINOne if by LAN, two if by CMon Mar 13 1995 16:2312
    
    
    	re: Judy
    
    	Uh, Judy, this trap is kinda humane....it snaps their little back
    before you can say boo.....;*)
    
    	I won't tell you what D-con does to them....I think they'd rather
    the trap tho'....
    
    
    jim
12.2849GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA member in good standingMon Mar 13 1995 16:325
    
    
    
    Uhh, Terrie.......you might want to tell bro to leave his last place of
    employment off of his resume.
12.2850POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesMon Mar 13 1995 16:336
    
    Oh, Terrie, what an awful story.  Your brother was smart to keep
    himself out of that hospital.
    
    My dad always went to Palms of Pasadena in St.Petersburg.  Perhaps your
    brother can look there.
12.2851Saturday Night dead ?GAAS::BRAUCHERMon Mar 13 1995 16:489
    
      You could make a macabre comedy sketch.
    
      Patient :  These terrible pains in my chest.
      Doc :  Take two aspirin and call me in the morning.
      Other patient : I have a headache.
      Doc : The O.R. is right this way...
    
      bb
12.2852GOOEY::JUDYThat's Ms. Bitch to you!Mon Mar 13 1995 16:498
    
    
    	re: jim...
    
    	not what I had in mind.  And believe me, I know what D-con
    	does.  My parents house was infested with mice more than
    	once so that was something used alot in the cellar.
    
12.2853Here's your whites, with a little gray furSUBPAC::JJENSENHow'd you get to be king, then?Mon Mar 13 1995 16:585
	D-con, bleh.

	My mom used to use that in the basement.  Instead of inspiring
	the mices to go outside for water, it made them head straight
	for the washing machine to drink.
12.2854GOOEY::JUDYThat's Ms. Bitch to you!Mon Mar 13 1995 17:285
    
    
    	eeeeeeewwwwwwwwww!  I don't think our mice ever did 
    	that.... blecch!
    
12.2855NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Mon Mar 13 1995 17:301
At least they didn't head for the refrigerator to die in cheeseful bliss.
12.2856ODIXIE::CIAROCHIOne Less DogMon Mar 13 1995 20:468
    Lessee, I was a'ridin' my bicycle in this morning when I rode by a pile
    of fresh manure that had obviously fallen off a truck into the road. 
    It stunk really really bad.
    
    It didn't go away.  As cars drove through the muck they carried it down
    the road, assuring a continuing supply of nauseating odor.
    
    Now I get to ride home through it.  I can hardly wait...
12.2857SUBPAC::SADINOne if by LAN, two if by CMon Mar 13 1995 20:485
    
    
    	slap some chains on son...it may be slippery!
    
    
12.2858MPGS::MARKEYSend John Thomas some doughnutsMon Mar 13 1995 20:533
    
    Is it presidential campaign season already?
    
12.2859NETCAD::WOODFORDAppease Belligerents.Mon Mar 13 1995 20:538
    
    
    <---- heeheehee
    
    
    
    :*)
    
12.2860SUBPAC::SADINOne if by LAN, two if by CMon Mar 13 1995 20:545
    
    	oh boy, it is getting close isn't it....<shiver>
    
    
    
12.2861MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Mon Mar 13 1995 23:153
Welcome back, Mike C. - I was just about to query about you in the
"Whatever happened to" topic.

12.2862Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Tue Mar 14 1995 03:485
    Oi.... Chele..... Stop sending me bloody work to do !!!! I having
    enough trouble keeping up in this conference as it is.
    
    If I get this dosh you owe me a beer. place bottle in box and send
    to floor 3 !!!!!!! :*)
12.2863Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Tue Mar 14 1995 04:128
    And another thing....... I was sitting outside last night for no
    more than 5 mins and a bloody sand fly has bitten me right on the
    side of my forehead. It looks like I was hit with a baseball at
    point blank range. 
    
    I had a pair of shorts on and that was all and the bloody thing bit
    me on the head.. .whats wrong with legs or arms these days. These
    things are beginning to really piss me off.
12.2864SMURF::BINDERvitam gustareTue Mar 14 1995 14:497
    damn spelling checker my noozrag editor used didn't understand cozen,
    so it changed it to dozen.  ended up saying the performer dozened the
    audience into singing, somehow lacks that certain ring, dontcha think?
    
    spelling checkers are impoverishing the language by reducing it to the
    least common denominator.  if the spelling checker doesn't know it, it
    must not be a word.  makes me sick.
12.2865MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Tue Mar 14 1995 14:575
Not to mention which, if the noozrag editor thinks he needs to spell
check Binder's copy, which has no doubt already been subjected to
intense electronic and personal scrutiny, he ought to have his head
examined.

12.2866MPGS::MARKEYSend John Thomas some doughnutsTue Mar 14 1995 15:029
    The MS Word-for-Win 6.0 spell-checker thinks cozened is just
    fine... but chokes on dozened. Is dozened a word?
    
    If so, does it mean dividing things into groups of 12, or
    does it mean putting to sleep? If the latter, a singer who
    dozened the crowd takes on a whole new meaning! (I've known
    a few of those.) :-) :-)
    
    -b
12.2867"it" changed nothing.PERFOM::LICEA_KANEwhen it's comin' from the leftTue Mar 14 1995 15:044
    
    Its knot the speel chequers falt.
    
    								-mr. bill
12.2868SMURF::BINDERvitam gustareTue Mar 14 1995 15:1012
    .2866
    
    ackshully, the phrasing was something to the effect that the
    performer's personality helped him to cozen the audience, so there
    wouldn't be a bogus nonword dozened.
    
    .2867
    
    you are correct, mr_bill.  it was the editor herself.  but the point of
    impoverishment still stands; people will take the word of the machine
    before they'll reach for a dictionary.
    
12.2869SX4GTO::OLSONDoug Olson, ISVETS Palo AltoTue Mar 14 1995 15:204
    dozened looks like a past participle of a verbed noun for a game of
    insults called the 'dozens', if you're into creative etymology.
    
    DougO
12.2870SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIYap! Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap!Tue Mar 14 1995 16:4010
    
    
    Actually Dick, it's your own fault for trying to use a word not one in
    ten people would know and/or recognize...
    
      It seems the editor wasn't "highbrow" enough!!
    
    
     :)
    
12.2871CSOA1::LEECHTue Mar 14 1995 17:431
    just about everything...
12.2872MPGS::MARKEYSend John Thomas some doughnutsTue Mar 14 1995 17:466
    
    When a wimmin calls just to tell me she has PMS, then hangs up
    on me when I ask her if that means I should avoid her for a
    day or two. Sheesh... I was just kidding...
    
    -b
12.2873HELIX::MAIEWSKITue Mar 14 1995 18:014
  Sounds to me like you got your answer.

  George
12.2874Like anyone would transfer a difficult call(er)DECLNE::REESEToreDown,I'mAlmostLevelW/theGroundTue Mar 14 1995 18:027
    Being told that after I complete a support call I should transfer
    it to the group secretary so she can "survey" the rep as to the
    quality of my support :-(  How hokey can you get!!  Surveys don't
    mean much anyway, but they should at least be random (as in the
    past).
    
    
12.2875Yep, I can make sense of all this... :-)MPGS::MARKEYSend John Thomas some doughnutsTue Mar 14 1995 18:037
    
    That's pretty much what I concluded too George. But then, I'm
    afraid when I call a few days from now, I'll get hung up on
    again for being an insensitive jerk for not helping her in
    her time of need... :-)
    
    -b
12.2876SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIYap! Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap!Tue Mar 14 1995 18:205
    
    brian....
    
     You should have told her that you'd alledgedly avoid her...
    
12.2877MPGS::MARKEYSend John Thomas some doughnutsTue Mar 14 1995 18:243
    RE: .2876
    
    {chuckle!!}
12.2878Don't play with fire, -b!SUBPAC::JJENSENI don't want to go on the cart!Tue Mar 14 1995 18:283
	If you'd told her she "allegedly" had PMS, she
	would've visited you personally to lop off yer
	head, no matter what the distance.
12.2879MPGS::MARKEYSend John Thomas some doughnutsTue Mar 14 1995 18:293
    
    Don't I know it JoJo!
    
12.2880ASABET::EARLYLose anything but your sense of humor.Tue Mar 14 1995 18:3112
    Doin' a remote install to my PC, getting 94% of the way through and
    have the #@$(@#&$* network crash AGAIN today! ... leaving me with a
    partially installed application so now I don't have enough disk
    space to re-run the install. What a mess. Now I hafta go through and
    delete enough of the files that made it to my PC so I'll have enough
    room to try it again.
    
    {delete}
    {delete}
    {delete}
    {pout}
    
12.2881SUBPAC::SADINOne if by LAN, two if by CTue Mar 14 1995 20:166
    
    
    	My son is sick again. Dang'd sinus infection. Poor kid....
    
    
    jim
12.2882GAVEL::JANDROWOne is a lonely number...%^,&lt;Tue Mar 14 1995 20:499
    
    
    tth:  the last 2 weeks...
    
    
    (did i miss anything important???  well, you know what i mean...anyone
    leave recently that i'd miss???)
    
    
12.2883POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesWed Mar 15 1995 02:312
    
    I did.
12.2884LJSRV2::KALIKOWTechnoCatalystWed Mar 15 1995 02:449
    Does your reprieve expire this Friday?
    
    P'raps you should march around MSO2 with a sandwich board on.
    
    Suggestions for what should be written thereon should be both
    forthcoming and amusing.
    
    |-{:-)
    
12.2885POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesWed Mar 15 1995 03:032
    
    Er!  8^)
12.2886WMOIS::GIROUARD_CWed Mar 15 1995 09:583
    getting a notice for jury duty! Aaaaaaaaaaarg!
    
    Chip
12.2887SUBPAC::SADINOne if by LAN, two if by CWed Mar 15 1995 10:256
    
    	lucky dog....my wife is serving her jury duty this thursday (hence,
    I'll be staying home to take care of the rug rats).
    
    
    jim
12.2888and i'll be seeing you soon enough anyway... :>GAVEL::JANDROWOne is a lonely number...%^,&lt;Wed Mar 15 1995 11:396
    
    
    yeahbut, with all due respect, mz_d, you don't count...i know where you
    live ... ;>
    
    
12.2889CSOA1::LEECHWed Mar 15 1995 11:432
    TTHT:  morning traffic...sheesh! (the idiot ratio was far too high this
    morning, as was traffic concentration)
12.2890CSOA1::LEECHWed Mar 15 1995 12:125
    Jetta is making funky noises in the front end (getting louder by the
    day).  Looks like another wasted Sat. to work on it (old cars are so
    much fun).  What makes this a true TTH is that this Sat. is a big
    day in the NCAA tourney...something I look forward to each year. 
    <sigh>
12.2891CNTROL::JENNISONAspiring peddleheadWed Mar 15 1995 12:206
	Hubby informing me that he plans to watch more of the
	NCAA tournament this year than last year.

	With the grin on his face, you'd think he just told
	me we'd won the lottery!
12.2892NETCAD::WOODFORDAppease Belligerents.Wed Mar 15 1995 12:269
    
    
    TTH: I'm still sick, I'm still here, and my ring still
    is not ready!  :(
    
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.2893ROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150 kts. is TOO slow!Wed Mar 15 1995 12:336
Jury duty?  Does that really exist other than on Court TV and the OJ show?

(I've been a continuously registered voter for the past 22 years and have never
been called for jury duty).

Bob
12.2894GAVEL::JANDROWOne is a lonely number...%^,&lt;Wed Mar 15 1995 12:569
    
    
    well bob, if it makes you feel any better, i have been a registered
    voter for the last 6 years and i got called last september...didn't get
    called to a case, but at least i should be set for the next 3 years...
    
    
    and i have had some courtroom experience...nothing like tesifying in 
    an assault and battery case against your father...
12.2895MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Mar 15 1995 13:204
re: .2893

(Don't know about you, Bob, but I always knock on
 wood when I say things like that . . . )
12.2896We need you to balance scales of justiceyDECLNE::REESEToreDown,I'mAlmostLevelW/theGroundWed Mar 15 1995 13:409
    .2886
    
    Come on now, Mr. CHIPs; I should think you would be eager to do
    your civic duty.
    
    BTW, I've been a registered voter and voted in every election
    (including local) since mid-60's; I've never been called either :-)
    
    
12.2897ASABET::EARLYLose anything but your sense of humor.Wed Mar 15 1995 14:099
    Bob ... the next time they hit me, I'll give'm your name if yer anxious
    to participate in all the fun.
    
    Actually, getting called for jury duty it isn't too bad in
    Taxachussets. However, it is a real drag in New Hampster where you're
    on call for an entire MONTH!
    
    (Lived there, did it, wasn't fun).
    
12.2898CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Wed Mar 15 1995 15:1011

 
A rather disappointing taco salad for lunch..all the anticipation wasn't met..

Di..the best part was the shell :-/




Jim
12.2899GAVEL::JANDROWOne is a lonely number...%^,&lt;Wed Mar 15 1995 15:218
    
    taco salad???  i love taco salad...even bad ones...hmmmm...wonder if
    there's that in our cafe...
    
    
    deb???
    
    
12.2900ROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150 kts. is TOO slow!Wed Mar 15 1995 15:236
Jack,

Yes, I made sure I tapped the side of my head a few times after entering that
reply.

Bob
12.2901Hmmm..wonder if I can sue?CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Wed Mar 15 1995 15:2717


 I usually love taco salads, and they used to make a pretty good one here.
 Its been a while since I've had one, and I anxiously watched the clock til
 lunch time, anticipating the pile of onions I was going to add to it...but
 alas, it was not to be..oh, I had the onions, and the sour cream and salsa,
 but the meat filling lacked beans, and what it lacked in beans seemed to
 have been replaced with salt.


 A terrible disappointment.




 Jim
12.2902SMURF::BINDERvitam gustareWed Mar 15 1995 15:574
    ttht or any day.
    
    person in office next to me slams "desk" drawer shut, my cd player
    hiccups and takes a couple of seconds to figure out where it was.
12.2903GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA member in good standingWed Mar 15 1995 16:018
    
    
    Hearing of a DEC employee who was informed that tehy were "at risk" of
    being TFSO'd on Thursday and finding themselves in the hospital early
    Friday morning with a heart attack.
    
    
    
12.2904NETCAD::WOODFORDAppease Belligerents.Wed Mar 15 1995 16:039
    
    
    RE: .2903
    
    OUCH!!!  :((
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.2905CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Wed Mar 15 1995 16:033

 Eesh..
12.2906WMOIS::GIROUARD_CWed Mar 15 1995 16:195
    yeah Bob, me too... and here i thought my luck was running after 
    getting stopped twice last week (Thur/Fri) for speeding (different
    towns) and getting only warnings...
    
    Chip
12.2907POLAR::RICHARDSONbouncy bouncyWed Mar 15 1995 16:322
    The threat of layoffs is stressfull, even if you don't think it's
    affecting you.
12.2908DECLNE::REESEToreDown,I'mAlmostLevelW/theGroundWed Mar 15 1995 16:406
    Mike,
    
    That's terrible :-(  I'm just a little surprised that there is
    anyone left at Digital who doesn't realize we're ALL at risk.
    
    
12.2909SX4GTO::OLSONDoug Olson, ISVETS Palo AltoWed Mar 15 1995 17:2110
    Right side pedal detached from the spindle it ordinarily rotates around
    as I was bicycling to work this morning.  I didn't even know what tool
    I might have used to put it back together.  argh....so, I can sorta
    barely make it work by sticking it back on the spindle, and I limp on
    in the next 10 miles.  Had to change my whole day plans, came into my
    DEC office where there's a bike shop two blocks away, instead of going
    out onsite in Menlo Park as I usually do.  ARGH!  Well, hopefully it'll
    be fixed by mid-afternoon, and I'll get to ride home.
    
    DougO
12.2910SMURF::BINDERvitam gustareWed Mar 15 1995 17:277
    dougo, did the pedal come unscrewed from the crank arm, or did the
    pedal actually come apart, leaving its spindle attached to the crank
    arm?
    
    if the former, you can screw it back in by hand and probably tighten it
    enough with a needlenose plier to get home again.  just be aware that
    the right-side pedal's spindle has a left-handed thread.
12.2911NASAU::GUILLERMOBut the world still goes round and roundWed Mar 15 1995 17:417
and we won't be getting anywhere near a decent TFSO pkg.

I heard yet another riches to riches story of a TFSO'd Deccie (from the first
round).

re: .2906 - I heard that. And on the way to work...Monday...I got no warning.
	    50 in a 35 zone. I'm a baaaad boy.
12.2912SX4GTO::OLSONDoug Olson, ISVETS Palo AltoWed Mar 15 1995 17:424
    The pedal actually came apart, Dick.  I could thread it back onto its
    spindle but I couldn't tighten it.  
    
    DougO
12.2913ODIXIE::CIAROCHIOne Less DogWed Mar 15 1995 17:4314
    Dead serious-no-joke, the same thing happend to me this morning.  At
    first I thought the cleat came off the shoe, except that the whole damn
    pedal slipped off the spindle.  Walking is difficult this way, even
    with SPD's.
    
    Never seen that before.  Is it a cosmic event?  Are Georgia and
    California the same coordinates in some weird space-time continuum? 
    Probably some sort of conspriacy against Digital Commuters.
    
    BTW, mine needed a 16mm spanner, but I made do with my metric
    croisanntrench.  Fortunately, I had a left handed model handy.
    
    Curiously,
    		Mike
12.2914SX4GTO::OLSONDoug Olson, ISVETS Palo AltoWed Mar 15 1995 17:455
    tres bizarre!  It had never happened to me before either...
    
    [insert whoooeee alien noises...]
    
    DougO
12.2915One less caustic manureDECWIN::RALTOGala 10th Year ECAD SW AnniversaryWed Mar 15 1995 17:495
    re: .2913
    
    Musta been that nuclear manure pile you drove through, Mike...
    
    Chris
12.2916CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Wed Mar 15 1995 18:0713

 TTH Monday



 doing some cleaning in my bedroom and coming across some correspondance
 from an old flame.




Jim
12.2917POBOX::BATTISContract StudmuffinWed Mar 15 1995 18:124
    
    Jim
    
    Did you relight it?
12.2918CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Wed Mar 15 1995 18:1611


 no. Though some pleasant thoughts came to mind.






 Jim
12.2919POLAR::RICHARDSONbouncy bouncyWed Mar 15 1995 18:163
    Beware of tongues of fire.
    
    8^@
12.2920SMURF::BINDERvitam gustareWed Mar 15 1995 18:2110
    .2912
    
    if the pedal comes apart, doug, it's an odds-on bet that it spills
    bearings all over the road.  and you can't screw it back together -
    even if you have all the bearings - because the thing is held together
    by a nut tht screws onto the end of the spindle.  and you need a
    special wrench to get the end cap off the pedal body so you can get at
    that nut.
    
    let the bike shop do it.
12.2921SX4GTO::OLSONDoug Olson, ISVETS Palo AltoWed Mar 15 1995 18:366
    well, I didn't notice any bearings spill.  And there's no hole at the
    outer side of the pedal (a look clipless pedal) for a nut to hold it on
    the spindle.  and no end cap.  anyway, I took it to the bike shop
    already ;-).
    
    DougO
12.2922GOOEY::JUDYThat's Ms. Bitch to you!Wed Mar 15 1995 19:215
    
    	...knowing that I can't make the 'boxbash tomorrow night
    	cuz of school...and it's going to be only 5 minutes from
    	my office!  =(
    
12.2923Look at the calendarMOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Mar 15 1995 19:274
re: Mike, DougO

Shakespeare warned you.

12.2924PCBUOA::KRATZWed Mar 15 1995 22:254
    re .2909
    The ides of March were not kind to bicycle commuters this morning...
    my chain broke in the middle of nowhere.  The next 8 miles were done
    Flintstone style; mostly downhill fortunately.  kb
12.2925KYOSS1::CRANEThu Mar 16 1995 10:098
    Why I had a nice 5.5 day paid leave of absence after my F.I.D. was
    found by some one on my desk? Pay back will be interesting! It seems
    that some people take part of a conversation and turn it into something
    its not. A friend and I were discussing what we were going to do on
    that evening after work. I said I was going to go play with the boys and
    some one complained to personel (sp). In reality I was going to a drill
    with my fellow firefighters that night and play with senior fire men.
    It will be a very interesting day back at work>
12.2926WMOIS::GIROUARD_CThu Mar 16 1995 10:165
    F.I.D. = Firearms Identification Card?
    
    What the heck was the complaint?
    
    Chip
12.2927MAIL2::CRANEThu Mar 16 1995 11:4113
    .2926
    Not sure yet Chip. I will insist on a face to face meeting with the
    person who complained. Like I tried to explain to my Mgr & personel,
    there is no difference here than if I left my drivers liceness (sp) on
    my desk. It gives me certain legal rights provided I abide by the laws
    set forth in this state. 
    
    I think the real issue is that I have a court date on my discrimination
    (sp) charges against DEC and the court said, " Come to settle this
    issue on this date". If this continues between DEC`s mgmt and myself
    I`ll file harrassment charges against them to boot.
    
    I`ll let you know what the official reason when I find out. 
12.2928If I may be so bold to ask....GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA member in good standingThu Mar 16 1995 11:457
    
    
    
    Discrimination on what grounds?
    
    
    Mike
12.2929GAVEL::JANDROWThu Mar 16 1995 12:0312
    
    
    went to the gym last nite for aerobics for the first time in over a
    week (since when i went last week, there was just 2 of us for the
    class, and i didn't feel like doing that again)...well, i had a little
    too much 'umph' in the begining and lost it by the end...and now my
    legs feel like jelly...
    
    not to mention that i must have slept 'hard' last nite cuz my neck is
    killing me...
    
    
12.2930GOOEY::JUDYThat's Ms. Bitch to you!Thu Mar 16 1995 13:184
    
    
    	....FOX cancelled Party of Five
    
12.2931BIGQ::SILVASquirrels R MeThu Mar 16 1995 13:377
| <<< Note 12.2929 by GAVEL::JANDROW >>>



| now my legs feel like jelly...

	Ohhhhhh...... what a set up!!!!!!  But I won't touch it..... :-)
12.2932You might not...but I will!NASAU::GUILLERMOBut the world still goes round and roundThu Mar 16 1995 14:203
re:.-1

You'd probably be toast if you did.
12.2933CSOA1::LEECHGo Hogs!Thu Mar 16 1995 14:241
    You guys are spreading it on a bit thick, aren't you?
12.2934GAVEL::JANDROWThu Mar 16 1995 14:4010
    >> But i won't touch it..... :-) 
    
    
    dat's cuz i ain't yer type ... :>
    
    
    (but i bet i if were kenny ... ;> ...  you should call him just to
    chat ya know say hi go out for a drink ... )
    
    
12.2935NASAU::GUILLERMOBut the world still goes round and roundThu Mar 16 1995 15:281
Jam On It! Jam On It!
12.2936CONSLT::MCBRIDEaspiring peasantThu Mar 16 1995 15:341
    Saints preserve me!
12.2937BIGQ::SILVASquirrels R MeThu Mar 16 1995 15:375
| <<< Note 12.2933 by CSOA1::LEECH "Go Hogs!" >>>

| You guys are spreading it on a bit thick, aren't you?

	Well.... that was PART of it....
12.2938MPGS::MARKEYSpecialists in Horizontal DecorumThu Mar 16 1995 15:384
    
    I'm afraid this is gonna degenerate into a discussion
    of whose marmalade who...
    
12.2939BIGQ::SILVASquirrels R MeThu Mar 16 1995 15:3816
| <<< Note 12.2934 by GAVEL::JANDROW >>>


| dat's cuz i ain't yer type ... :>

	No, it's because I'm afraid you'd beat the crap out of me. :-)

| (but i bet i if were kenny ... ;> ...  you should call him just to chat ya 
| know say hi go out for a drink ... )

	I was down where he normally goes (Country Club) and he wasn't there.
Maybe he stayed in Saturday night? :-)


Glen

12.2940jury duty for me tooMAASUP::MUDGETTWe Need Dinozord Power NOW!Thu Mar 16 1995 16:047
    Greetings all,
    
    I am busy traveling for mother-Digital and my wife was delighted
    to tell me I've been selected for jury duty! Why is it this sounded
    so exciting to them?
    
    Fred
12.2941GAVEL::JANDROWThu Mar 16 1995 16:078
    
    
    don't know if he stayed in saturday nite or not, but i know he was
    bored out of his mind saturday afternoon when i talked to him...
    
    i'll tell him you said hi when i see him this weekend... :>
    
    
12.2942ASABET::EARLYLose anything but your sense of humor.Thu Mar 16 1995 16:092
    Having to go back to the meeting I've been in since 8:30 this morning.
    
12.2943WMOIS::GIROUARD_CThu Mar 16 1995 16:143
    welcome back Fred!
    
    Chip
12.2944BIGQ::SILVASquirrels R MeThu Mar 16 1995 16:2015
| <<< Note 12.2941 by GAVEL::JANDROW >>>


| don't know if he stayed in saturday nite or not, but i know he was bored out 
| of his mind saturday afternoon when i talked to him...

	Where was the other one??????

| i'll tell him you said hi when i see him this weekend... :>

	Cool.... I am not sure I have his number...... they did move, right?


Glen

12.2945NETRIX::thomasThe Code WarriorThu Mar 16 1995 19:376
resetting the password for system (which is the only account) on a dedicated
notes server (thank you inspect) and realizing until after I rebooted I made a
typo somewhere in it.  And then having to remember how to reset it without
using UAFALT (since I define SYSUAF in SYLOGICALS.COM and that overrides
UAFALT's definition of SYSUAF).  (FYI: The magic to SYSBOOT is
"SET /STARTUP _OPA0:" and make sure the first command is "SET NOON").
12.2946SUBPAC::SADINOne if by LAN, two if by CFri Mar 17 1995 08:0511
    
    
    	TtHT:
    
    	hearing that someone was so anal retentive as to take another
    employee to personel over an FID card and a comment about going out to
    "play with the boys". What, this person doesn't have the cajones to
    question them face to face about their intentions? Idiots....
    
    
    jim
12.2947MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Fri Mar 17 1995 10:013
re: .-1
     I was curious as to what on earth the "charge" was. 'Course, we know
     that personnel often makes 'em up as they go along, but . . . 
12.2948GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA member in good standingFri Mar 17 1995 10:373
    
    
    Yup, that's unbelievable Jim.  What's this place become?
12.2949MAIL2::CRANEFri Mar 17 1995 10:401
    I have no comment.
12.2950SUBPAC::SADINOne if by LAN, two if by CFri Mar 17 1995 10:527
    
    
    	re .2949
    
    	then why did you post a note? ;*)
    
    
12.2951MAIL2::CRANEFri Mar 17 1995 11:031
    Because I have no comment...:')
12.2952SUBPAC::SADINOne if by LAN, two if by CFri Mar 17 1995 11:075
    
    
    	ah....:)
    
    
12.2953GAVEL::JANDROWFri Mar 17 1995 11:0911
    
    
    got the hair cut last nite...the top is way too short...it'll look
    great in about a week-and-a-half, but right now...ick...
    
    watched 'friends' last nite...it's bad enough that all my life i was
    subject to being called 'rachel', but to hear someone named 'rachel'
    called 'raquella'...
    
    
    
12.2954NETCAD::WOODFORDAppease Belligerents.Fri Mar 17 1995 11:5310
    
    
    TTHT: Still feeling cruddy...looking as bad as I feel...
    
    
    
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.2955POWDML::CKELLYCute Li'l RascalFri Mar 17 1995 11:553
    but terrie, i felt you and, um, well, nevermind :-)
    
    hope yer feelin' better.
12.2956POBOX::BATTISContract StudmuffinFri Mar 17 1995 12:312
    
    mz_debra's last day today :-( :-(
12.2957SUBPAC::SADINOne if by LAN, two if by CFri Mar 17 1995 12:334
    
    
    	say it isn't so!!!
    
12.2958POLAR::RICHARDSONbouncy bouncyFri Mar 17 1995 12:371
    You never know, she might get another extension like last week.
12.2959TROOA::COLLINSThe Forest City MadmanFri Mar 17 1995 12:475
    
    Mr. Crane's difficulties remind me of a line from `Brazil':
    
    "Don't suspect a friend...REPORT him!"
    
12.2960PENUTS::DDESMAISONSno, i'm aluminuming 'um, mumFri Mar 17 1995 12:556
	I can never decide which I think is more bizarre - "Brazil"
	or "Eraserhead".  Tough choice.  I like "Eraserhead" better
	though.  Not that anyone asked.  ;>


12.2961GAVEL::JANDROWFri Mar 17 1995 13:4112
    
    
    don't know if it is me or the deodorant, but, it seems that my right
    underarm (and occassionally my left, but not nearly as frequently)
    springs a leak somewhere and i end up with a tiny bit of sweat
    trickling down my arm (i know this is not very pleasant to read, but
    toughtitties)...it is most annoying...don't know if i missed a spot or
    not...i have even extended the area in which i cover with the stuff,
    but still, somehow, a leak happens...it might be the deodorant, as i
    don't recall this ever happening  before ... but still ....
    
    
12.2962SUBPAC::SADINOne if by LAN, two if by CFri Mar 17 1995 13:464
    
    	I only get the underarm leakies during an interview....:)
    
    
12.2963RDGE44::ALEUC8Fri Mar 17 1995 13:4710
    .2961
    
    >springs a leak somewhere and i end up with a tiny bit of sweat
    >trickling down my arm (i know this is not very pleasant to read,
    			    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    
    yes
    
    ric
    8^{
12.2964SUBPAC::SADINOne if by LAN, two if by CFri Mar 17 1995 13:486
    
    
    
    	ah get a little backbone ric! ;*)
    
    
12.2965WMOIS::GIROUARD_CFri Mar 17 1995 13:553
    hey Raq... is toughtitties really one word?  :-)
    
    Chip
12.2966How hot is it in your office?DECLNE::REESEToreDown,I'mAlmostLevelW/theGroundFri Mar 17 1995 14:105
    Raq,
    
    Why don't y'all turn down the thermostat?
    
    
12.2967GAVEL::JANDROWFri Mar 17 1995 14:158
    
    chip,  no it isn't...my space bar musta malfuntioned... :>
    
    
    and karen, i'd love for them to turn down the thermy, by my officemate
    is already cold....and she's wearing a sweater!!!
    
    
12.2968BIGQ::SILVASquirrels R MeFri Mar 17 1995 14:296
| <<< Note 12.2957 by SUBPAC::SADIN "One if by LAN, two if by C" >>>


| say it isn't so!!!

	It isn't so!!!!!! GREAT NEWS INDEED!!!!
12.2969oh....snarf!SUBPAC::SADINOne if by LAN, two if by CFri Mar 17 1995 14:435
    
    	ask and ye shall receive....
    
    
    :)
12.2970MPGS::MARKEYSpecialists in Horizontal DecorumFri Mar 17 1995 14:5115
    >	I can never decide which I think is more bizarre - "Brazil"
    >	or "Eraserhead".  Tough choice.  I like "Eraserhead" better
    >	though.  Not that anyone asked.  ;>

    David Lynch and Terry Gilliam... there's a formula for strangeness
    if ever there was one. I like both movies, although the balance
    would tip in favor of "Brazil" for me; mostly due to Robert
    De Niro's crazed plumber character.

    I also liked Lynch's "Blue Velvet" (I think that's the title;
    I'm referring to the "missing ear" mystery). And of course,
    Gilliam's "The Fisher King" has its charms (especially the
    waltz scene in Penn Station).

    -b
12.2971PENUTS::DDESMAISONSno, i'm aluminuming 'um, mumFri Mar 17 1995 14:597
>>    I also liked Lynch's "Blue Velvet" (I think that's the title;

	Yeah.  "Blue Velvet" is unmistakably Lynch, whereas "Eraserhead"
	is out there even for _him_, imo.  ;>
 

12.2972DECLNE::REESEToreDown,I'mAlmostLevelW/theGroundFri Mar 17 1995 15:117
    Raq,
    
    It would be much easier for the roomy to put ON extra clothes,
    than for you to strip (altho I imagine many wouldn't mind, but
    it could be a career limiting move) :-}
    
    
12.2973GAVEL::JANDROWFri Mar 17 1995 15:167
    
    
    oh...believe me, i am sure plenty would mind... :>
    
    besides, it really isn't even warm in here...so maybe it is just me...
    
    
12.2974Now I have a headache too....NETCAD::WOODFORDAppease Belligerents.Fri Mar 17 1995 15:189
    
    
    TTHT: My equalibrium(sp?) is off.  Tried to sit, fell to the floor,
    and hid my head on the toilet paper dispenser. :(
    
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.2975TROOA::COLLINSThe Forest City MadmanFri Mar 17 1995 15:203
    
    Your head will still ache even if you hide it.    :^)
    
12.2976NETCAD::WOODFORDAppease Belligerents.Fri Mar 17 1995 15:229
    
    
    <----and to think I was nice enough to not bother pointing out 
    your spelling error in one of your notes today....
    
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.2977TROOA::COLLINSThe Forest City MadmanFri Mar 17 1995 15:257
    
    Error?    I...am...in...ERROR?
    
    
    STERILIZE...STERILIZE...STERILIZE...
    
    
12.2978Oh dear, this doesn't sound goodDECLNE::REESEToreDown,I'mAlmostLevelW/theGroundFri Mar 17 1995 16:038
    Terrie,
    
    Have you been to see a doctor?  If your equilibrium is off you
    could now have an inner ear infection.  I'm not trying to scare
    you but inner ear infections can take a long time to clear up
    if they get a good hold on you.
    
    
12.2979CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Fri Mar 17 1995 16:109


 Maybe her equilibrium (sp?) is fine and the rest of the world is off?




Jim
12.2980MPGS::MARKEYSpecialists in Horizontal DecorumFri Mar 17 1995 16:1914
    There's a chronic (maybe viral-related) illness called Neurnier's
    Disease (not sure of the spelling). My father has it. There is
    drug therapy for it; possibly even corrective surgery.
    
    My father gets attacks 2-4 times a year; the attacks last for
    several days. They come on instantly and go away just as fast.
    The symptoms are vertigo, nausea and disorientation. My father
    has had attacks while driving, which is about the worst-case
    scenario, so they now try to keep it under control with drugs.
    
    Mild cases can be controlled with Dramamine (motion sickness
    medicine) and an excellent herbal remedy is ginger...
    
    -b
12.2981NETCAD::WOODFORDAppease Belligerents.Fri Mar 17 1995 16:2114
    
    
    I went to the doctor.  No ear infection.
    I have a sinus infection and a spot of
    fluid in my left lung.  Not to mention
    swolen glands, sore throat, aches in almost
    all my body parts, headache, the voice of 
    willy whistle, no appetiet, and fever blisters.
    
    Sounds like fun, huh?  Wanna share? :*}
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.2982GAVEL::JANDROWFri Mar 17 1995 16:2611
    
    
    brian, i think you mean menier's disease (or at least that's what i was
    told it was)...an old roommate of mine had it...it rendered her useless
    for days at a time, and could happened whenever, tho it usually had a
    pattern...the medication she was taken for it didn't stop them from
    happening, but it did lessen the symptoms a bit...and i believe they
    (the collective they) think that is what van gough suffered from way
    back when...
    
    
12.2983BIGQ::SILVASquirrels R MeFri Mar 17 1995 17:549
| <<< Note 12.2974 by NETCAD::WOODFORD "Appease Belligerents." >>>



| and hid my head on the toilet paper dispenser. :(

	How BIG are those things that you can hide???? ya got huge stalls up
thar.....

12.2984ROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150 kts. is TOO slow!Fri Mar 17 1995 17:559
Raq,

To stop the leaks try using an antiperspirant rather than just a deodorant.

Terrie,

What are you doing with a toilet paper dispenser in your office? :-)

Bob
12.2985At least $5,000 in lost time...ROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150 kts. is TOO slow!Fri Mar 17 1995 17:586
Our whole team was off the net and couldn't do any work from 10:00 AM yesterday
until 9:?? today.  Why?  A transceiver cable magically disconnected itself
from an H4000.  I suspect a kick from wayward foot while someone was fixing
another problem that was fixed at just about the same time ours started:-(

Bob
12.2986NETCAD::WOODFORDAppease Belligerents.Fri Mar 17 1995 18:0911
    
    
    Glen, Hit...not hid....typo....but you knew that, didn't you? :*)
    
    
    Bob, I wasn't in my office, but you knew that, didn't you?  :*)
    
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.2987BIGQ::SILVASquirrels R MeFri Mar 17 1995 18:103

	Terrie, you're so good at assuming..... :-)
12.2988MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Fri Mar 17 1995 18:144
Terrie,
    I'm not going to volunteer to take your temperature, but based
   on your symptoms, if I were you, I wouldn't be here.

12.2989NETCAD::WOODFORDAppease Belligerents.Fri Mar 17 1995 18:1817
    
    
    That's why I'm going home soon.  See, unfortunately, if I'm not here
    to do my work, no one else can do it either, and it piles and piles up
    till there's no place left to pile things.  So, I come in when I am
    sick, and I bring work home with me when I'm real sick.
    
    I really wish that people would take the incentive to do their own
    stuff when I'm not here.
    
    And now, I find out that the one tech in another group here that does
    do some of my work for his group, is leaving.  So, I'll have even more
    work now.  :(
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.2990POBOX::BATTISContract StudmuffinFri Mar 17 1995 18:274
    
    Bummer Terrie, hope you feel better soon!!!
    
    Mark
12.2991NETCAD::WOODFORDAppease Belligerents.Fri Mar 17 1995 18:307
    
    
    Thanks Mark.
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.2992CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Fri Mar 17 1995 18:3712



 Get better soon, Terrie!






Jim
12.2993NETCAD::WOODFORDAppease Belligerents.Fri Mar 17 1995 18:3811
    
    
    Tankooo Mr. Kermit maker. :*)
    
    
    
    
    
    Tewwie
    :*)
    
12.2994BIGQ::SILVASquirrels R MeFri Mar 17 1995 18:508


	Everyone stay off of 128 tonight! Terrie is bound to be swerving all
over the place looking for the nearest toilet paper dispenser!


Glen
12.2995MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Fri Mar 17 1995 18:502
Get lots of rest this weekend, Terrie. Hope you feel better in the morning.

12.2996NETCAD::WOODFORDAppease Belligerents.Fri Mar 17 1995 18:5313
    
    
    Thanks!  I'm gonna. 
    
    
    And Glen!  Just to make you wrong, I'm gonna go Rt. 495 home
    tonight!  
    
    
    
    :*)
    Terrie
    
12.2997Just incaseBIGQ::SILVASquirrels R MeFri Mar 17 1995 18:594


	I won't be on either road....... :-)
12.2998NETCAD::WOODFORDAppease Belligerents.Fri Mar 17 1995 18:595
    
    
    
    8*PPpPppPppPPpPPpPPPPPPPpPPPpPPPppPPPp
    
12.2999CSOA1::LEECHGo Hogs!Fri Mar 17 1995 19:071
    Not a very good first round in the basketball pool thus far...
12.3000CSOA1::LEECHGo Hogs!Fri Mar 17 1995 19:071
    Since I'm in the neighborhood...a 3K hate SNARF!
12.3001CNTROL::JENNISONAspiring peddleheadSat Mar 18 1995 00:3115
    
    	My daughter complained that her ear hurt.  I called the
    	doctor's, and they said, "Bring her in."
    
    	I wake up my son, and his eye is glued shut.  We head to
    	the doctor's, I ask them to make that a "sick visit for
    	two."
    
    	Emily's got a perforated eardrum, Andrew's got double ear
    	infections and conjunctivitis in both eyes.
    
    	40 minutes at the doctor's, 30 minutes at the pharmacy, $20
    	in copayments, and we're on our way.... :-(
    
    
12.3002GLDOA::SHOOKthe river is mineSat Mar 18 1995 01:238
    
    .2985
    
    a cheap and effective way to deal with these connectors - before
    the h4000 is stashed under the false floor and forgotten about -
    is to simply tape the connector on with an "x" pattern.  
    
    bill
12.3003CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Sat Mar 18 1995 01:279


 Yikes, Karen...hope everyone is on the road to recovery soon.




 Jim
12.3004SUBPAC::SADINOne if by LAN, two if by CSat Mar 18 1995 09:048
    
    
    	re: Karen
    
    	Been there, done that, got the mental scars to prove it. :( Hope
    the family is feeling better soon!
    
    jim (who's two young 'uns still suffer from ear infections)
12.3005MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Sun Mar 19 1995 12:105
TTHT: 
     Waking up this AM with a nasty little sore throat - one of those
     that's not bad enough to make you feel miserable, but still bad
     enough that you can't help realize that you don't feel great.

12.3006CALDEC::RAHpushing the envelope of sanity..Sun Mar 19 1995 14:192
    
    starting a sixth straight week on the road.  
12.3007POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesSun Mar 19 1995 14:304
    
    For some reason that reminds me of the old joke about the guy whose
    doctor told him to run 5 miles a day and call him at the end of the
    month.		
12.3008ROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150 kts. is TOO slow!Sun Mar 19 1995 19:486
    re: .3002
    
    Now if we could only get CNS/Telecom or whoever is responsible for the
    network, to make it SOP.
    
    Bob
12.3009Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Sun Mar 19 1995 21:402
    Having to come back to work after an abscalutttlie excellent 4 days
    away.
12.3010TROOA::TEMPLETONSun Mar 19 1995 23:4410
    Noticing I had an e-mail message as I logged in to-night, and being the
    idiot I am I decided to take a look.
    
    After three weeks of patting my self on the back for keeping up with
    all the changes to make in elf and my database, I was informed that 
    they are going to change all the mail stops so I am going to have to
    start all over again.
    A fine way to end the week-end.
    
   joan
12.3011CONSLT::MCBRIDEaspiring peasantMon Mar 20 1995 12:012
    Look at it this way, you have another opportunity to pat yourself on
    the back :-).
12.3012CONSLT::MCBRIDEaspiring peasantMon Mar 20 1995 14:234
    Pick something.  I am guaranteed to hate it today.  May simply despise
    it tomorrow and might even be able to merely dislike it on Wednesday.  
    
    Brian
12.3013BIGQ::SILVASquirrels R MeMon Mar 20 1995 14:289
| <<< Note 12.3012 by CONSLT::MCBRIDE "aspiring peasant" >>>

| Pick something.  I am guaranteed to hate it today.  

	Sex with the woman of your dreams who wants to make all your fantasies
come true.



12.3014CONSLT::MCBRIDEaspiring peasantMon Mar 20 1995 15:122
    Yes Glen, this would be one of those things but I am sure I could get
    over it faster than most of the others ;-).
12.3015SMURF::BINDERvitam gustareMon Mar 20 1995 15:178
    tthtwe.
    
    Working in the garden Saturday.  Bent over, grabbed a wisteria runner,
    and pulled.  What got pulled out wasn't the wisteria, it was my back -
    to the tune of not being able to stand for several minutes, and having
    even then to lever myself up hand over hand using my wife for support.
    Getting out of a chair has been a real treat all weekend, and even now
    it hurts something fierce.  Been living on ibuprofen.
12.3016CONSLT::MCBRIDEaspiring peasantMon Mar 20 1995 15:192
    <--- ouch.  I hated it when that happened.  Once is all I care to
    experience thank you very much.  
12.3017CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Mon Mar 20 1995 15:2410


 re Dick...I had a similar thing happen several years ago..I bent over into
 the backseat of my VW Bug so as to get the battery out..first thing I had
 to do was lift up the back seat..I couldn't stand for about 10 minutes 
 after that.  Five years later I was under the knife for a ruptured disk.


 Jim
12.3018:-)SMURF::BINDERvitam gustareMon Mar 20 1995 15:283
    Ruptured disk.  Gee, thanks, Jim, I really needed that.
    
    Actually, I think I merely (!) pinched a nerve.
12.3019CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Mon Mar 20 1995 15:324


 Hey, gives you something to look forward to ;-)
12.3020GAVEL::JANDROWMon Mar 20 1995 15:3218
    >Raq,
    >To stop the leaks try using an antiperspirant rather than just a
    >deodorant.
    
    well, actually, bob, it is both...i just didn't want to type
    antiperspirant/deodorant...still, when this one is gone, i'm gonna go
    back to one of the ones i used to use...
    
    
    ttht:  on my way in, heard the number 1 song (of this week) from 1974...
    and cried a little ...don't know why i do...but it always happens 
    everytime i hear terry jack's "seasons in the sun"....back in high school,
    the show choir director had chosen this as one of the songs, and had to 
    ditch it because about a 1/3 of the females in the class couldn't get thru 
    the song without getting all misty-eyed...
    
    
    
12.3021PENUTS::DDESMAISONSno, i'm aluminuming 'um, mumMon Mar 20 1995 15:349
>>    and cried a little ...don't know why i do...but it always happens 
>>    everytime i hear terry jack's "seasons in the sun"....back in high school,

	yes, well, that song is enough to make anyone weep openly, 
	i must say.  ;>

	gak.

12.3022:-)MPGS::MARKEYSpecialists in Horizontal DecorumMon Mar 20 1995 15:4111
    >everytime i hear terry jack's "seasons in the sun"....back in high school,
    >the show choir director had chosen this as one of the songs, and had to 
    >ditch it because about a 1/3 of the females in the class couldn't get thru 
    >the song without getting all misty-eyed...
    
    {Insert picture of me laying on floor and writhing in pain here;
     just after my recreation of the crack suicide squad scene from
     MP's "Life of Brian"; accompanied by the sound of mortally
     wounded animals.}
    
    -b
12.3023SHRCTR::DAVISMon Mar 20 1995 15:429
              <<< Note 12.3015 by SMURF::BINDER "vitam gustare" >>>

Sorry to hear that, Dick.

I get the same effect the next morning just about every time I play golf.
You at least have the good sense not to do it to yourself knowingly! The 
bitter price of obsession...

Tom
12.3024MPGS::MARKEYSpecialists in Horizontal DecorumMon Mar 20 1995 15:448
    One word Dick: Valium.
    
    May or may not help with the pain. Take enough, you won't
    care... :-)
    
    Seriously, I hope you feel better...
    
    -b
12.3025CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Mon Mar 20 1995 15:4811


 I've found that there isn't much that will help with the pain other than
 dry heat and maybe a muscle relaxer.  With all the trouble I had with my
 back I wound up getting hooked on pain relievers which had little or no
 effect on the situation.  



 Jim
12.3026SMURF::BINDERvitam gustareMon Mar 20 1995 15:496
    .3020
    
    > i just didn't want to type
    > antiperspirant/deodorant
    
    Well, Raq, you could type "pit stop" - we'd know what you meant.
12.3027MPGS::MARKEYSpecialists in Horizontal DecorumMon Mar 20 1995 15:528
    Jim,
    
    Valium is a muscle relaxer, not a pain medication. It just that
    it makes you _so_ relaxed that you'll ooze across the carpet
    if you're not careful. Pain is of no consequence when Prince
    Valium is on your side!
    
    -b
12.3028BIGQ::SILVASquirrels R MeMon Mar 20 1995 15:5913
| <<< Note 12.3014 by CONSLT::MCBRIDE "aspiring peasant" >>>


| Yes Glen, this would be one of those things 

	Wow.... you're a hurtin.....

| but I am sure I could get over it faster than most of the others ;-).

	Now THAT'S the Brian I know!


Glen
12.3029BIGQ::SILVASquirrels R MeMon Mar 20 1995 16:028
| <<< Note 12.3026 by SMURF::BINDER "vitam gustare" >>>


| Well, Raq, you could type "pit stop" - we'd know what you meant.


	HAAAAHAAAAHAAAA!!!!!!!  Now I need something to clean the coke off my
screen!!!!!
12.3030GOOEY::JUDYThat's Ms. Bitch to you!Mon Mar 20 1995 16:065
    
    
    	TTHT   thinking that I must be gettin' too old to go out
    		drinking four nights in a row.  I'm exhausted!
    
12.3031CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Mon Mar 20 1995 16:0716

    
>    Valium is a muscle relaxer, not a pain medication. It just that
>    it makes you _so_ relaxed that you'll ooze across the carpet
>    if you're not careful. Pain is of no consequence when Prince
>    Valium is on your side!
    
 

   Right ;-) I didn't mean to negate your comment on valium.  Its bailed
 me out of a number of dental trips from H E double toothpicks.



 Jim
12.3032POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesMon Mar 20 1995 16:136
    
    Well, Judy, the problem is that something in your life has to go 
    in order to support your party-habit.  I suggest you resign your position 
    and devote yourself to Bacchanalian pursuits 8^).
    
    
12.3033SMURF::BINDERvitam gustareMon Mar 20 1995 16:158
    ttht.
    
    Crunchy things in my leftover chicken satay.
    
    Re Valium, I'd have to get a prescription for it, and that would
    involve going to see my quack, which would be several days from now,
    and in e meantime (I hope!) the problem will have mitigated itself
    enough that I'll be able to ignore it.
12.3034GOOEY::JUDYThat's Ms. Bitch to you!Mon Mar 20 1995 16:223
    
    	Ah, so that's it!  =)
    
12.3035OOTOOL::CHELSEAMostly harmless.Mon Mar 20 1995 16:221
    Just remember to bend your knees.
12.3036POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesMon Mar 20 1995 16:253
    
    I never knew that bending one's knees would help with bacchanalian
    pursuits 8^).
12.3037MPGS::MARKEYSpecialists in Horizontal DecorumMon Mar 20 1995 16:276
    >I never knew that bending one's knees would help with bacchanalian
    >pursuits 8^).
    
    It might help your partner... :-) :-)
    
    -b
12.3038GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA member in good standingMon Mar 20 1995 16:287
    
    
    Sorry to hear that, Dick.  Take it easy for a while.  Time will heal
    it.
    
    
    Mike
12.3039POLAR::RICHARDSONI don't want to go on the cartMon Mar 20 1995 16:281
    I do this every time I walk.
12.3040MAIL2::CRANEMon Mar 20 1995 16:374
    .3031
    My wife frequently gets back spasms and generally gets layed up for 2-3
    days. When that happens her Dr. perscribes Flexeril (sp) and within 4
    hours she's back to normal (at least as far as her back goes).:")
12.3041CNTROL::JENNISONAspiring peddleheadMon Mar 20 1995 16:3811
	Dick,

	You'd be surprised how many times this is just muscular.
	
	The back seizes up such that bending is nearly impossible, and
	you feel sure something is cracked, slipped, pinched or broken.

	Do you know any back stretches ?  

	Karen
12.3042MPGS::MARKEYSpecialists in Horizontal DecorumMon Mar 20 1995 16:395
    
    Flexeral, I think... and totally useless when it comes to
    happy thoughts... :-) :-)
    
    -b
12.3043WMOIS::GIROUARD_CMon Mar 20 1995 16:426
    Karen's correct. Leg stretches are also a must for a healthy back
    (particularly the hamstrings).
    
    This was discussed at great length in the previous 'box (no?).
    
    Chip
12.3044CNTROL::JENNISONAspiring peddleheadMon Mar 20 1995 16:486
	Chip, be quiet.  I'm trying to drum up clients!

	;-)

	Karen
12.3045WMOIS::GIROUARD_CMon Mar 20 1995 16:527
    oooooo, sorry    :-)
    
    
    BTW, I'm sure Karen can help here...  ;-)
    
    
    Chip
12.3046OOTOOL::CHELSEAMostly harmless.Mon Mar 20 1995 20:372
    Deep paper cut on my index finger, a memento from this weekend.  How
    come if it keeps hurting now, I can't recall acquiring it?
12.3047MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Tue Mar 21 1995 01:078
They never hurt/itch until later, Chelsea.

TTHT:
     Crappy shareware that doesn't even provide a means of exiting
     cleanly. I don't mean with files intact, even. I'd be satisfied
     just to get back to DOS or Windows. There must be a hell of a lot
     of wannabe programmers out there . . . 

12.3048Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Tue Mar 21 1995 05:361
    Hangover this morning and it's still lingering....
12.3049CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Tue Mar 21 1995 11:0110



 Home today with sinus infection/bronchitis and a decongestant that turns me
 into a zombie.



 Jim
12.3050REFINE::KOMARWhoooo! Pig SueyTue Mar 21 1995 11:041
But at least you can keep up with the 'box. :-)
12.3051MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Tue Mar 21 1995 12:015
re: Jim
     I'll see your sinus infection and raise you a laryngitis.

(Er, hope you feel better soon.)

12.3052SUBPAC::SADINOne if by LAN, two if by CTue Mar 21 1995 12:015
    
    	I'll join you in that sinus infection (sniffle - hack - cough)...
    
    
    jim
12.3053HBFDT1::SCHARNBERGSenior KodierwurstTue Mar 21 1995 12:207
    In your head, in your hea-ea-ead,
    they are fighting				(the bacteria in this case)
    ZOMBIE, ZOMBIE, ZOMBIE
    
    :-)	
    	Actually a TTLinthefuture. I'm going to buy the Cranberries CD
    	as a reward for my next and last exam.
12.3054PENUTS::DDESMAISONSno, i'm aluminuming 'um, mumTue Mar 21 1995 12:246
>>    	Actually a TTLinthefuture. I'm going to buy the Cranberries CD
>>    	as a reward for my next and last exam.

	the new one?  it's decent - i don't know if it's as good as
	the first, but then again, maybe it's better.  no need to argue. ;>

12.3055CNTROL::JENNISONAspiring peddleheadTue Mar 21 1995 12:2910
	Jimbo,

	If you'd have seen the doctor last week when I told you to,
	you'd be all better now.

	HTH,
	Karen

	;-)
12.3056HBFDT1::SCHARNBERGSenior KodierwurstTue Mar 21 1995 12:355
    Ladidi,
    
    I have no idea how recent it is. I just need that song.
    
    Heiko
12.3057PENUTS::DDESMAISONSno, i'm aluminuming 'um, mumTue Mar 21 1995 12:374
    
>>    I have no idea how recent it is. I just need that song.

     yeah, that's off the new CD.    
12.3058If so, the name is the oppisite of the song...:-)BIGQ::SILVASquirrels R MeTue Mar 21 1995 12:429

	Jim, sit back and play the song, All you Zombies. Believe it or not, it
is about religion, as proposed by the Bible. It's more in line of trying to
wake up the zombies out there. But for the life of me I can't think of who did
it. It wasn't the Hooters, was it? 


Glen
12.3059CONSLT::MCBRIDEaspiring peasantTue Mar 21 1995 13:522
    No, it's on the new CD at least my copy still has it.  You can have my
    zombie when you can pry my cold blue hands from the jewel case.  
12.3060DECLNE::REESEToreDown,I'mAlmostLevelW/theGroundTue Mar 21 1995 16:0219
    Dick,
    
    You might want to get your back checked out.  You may think it is
    just a pulled muscle, but you might have done more damage (fact that
    you couldn't stand for awhile makes me suspicious).
    
    Having had 2 cervical vertebra fused I've come to know just what
    bizarre and unfunny symptoms nerve damage can bring.  I was given
    Valium when I first came home from the hospital for spasms, doctor
    later switched me to Flexeril.  Ibuprofen is not going to help you.
    Alternating hot and cold packs may help some; if you have damaged
    a disk the problem isn't going to go away :-(
    
    If you don't like living better through chemistry, you might con-
    sider a good chiropractor (if you know of one).  My chiropractor
    kept me walking upright for almost 5 years before I had to bite the
    bullet and have surgery.
    
    
12.3061CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Tue Mar 21 1995 16:069



>But at least you can keep up with the 'box. :-)



  Yeah..I was watching OJ and nodded off 
12.3062what a bummer dayLUDWIG::ZILINSKYTue Mar 21 1995 16:117
12.3063MPGS::MARKEYSpecialists in Horizontal DecorumTue Mar 21 1995 16:3317
    
    ... and for every good piece of news...
    
    I've been "sitting on" a potential opportunity for a long time.
    Using my contacts with Peter Gabriel and his band, I had a
    foot inside the door for the upcoming King Crimson tour. A
    couple of months ago, I sent a CD by Charles Carpenter to
    King Crimson's manager. The CD made its way to Robert Fripp
    and he actually liked it... we were looking to be the opening
    act for KC's spring tour. Well, some friends of Fripp were
    always the "first choice" but there was some question of
    tour logistics and scheduling. This morning, I talked with
    KC's manager again, and found out that the other band has
    indeed accepted the offer to tour with KC. So, we will not
    be. Bummer. Maybe next time.
    
    -b
12.3064GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA member in good standingTue Mar 21 1995 16:4312
    
    
    RE: .3062  Tom, 
    
    Screw the class, get to the doctor with the lad.  I hope it's something 
    that he will either grow out of or can be treated.
    
    
    
    Mike
    
    
12.3065BIGQ::SILVASquirrels R MeTue Mar 21 1995 16:584


	BUMMER Brian......maybe you will be able to open for ABBA someday. :-)
12.3066MPGS::MARKEYSpecialists in Horizontal DecorumTue Mar 21 1995 17:064
    
    Oh Joy. I could join them onstage for a Jam on "Fernando"! :-)
    
    -b
12.3067BIGQ::SILVASquirrels R MeTue Mar 21 1995 17:073

	Wanna borrow my ABBA Gold CD to brush up on the words? :-)
12.3068CNTROL::JENNISONAspiring peddleheadTue Mar 21 1995 17:297
	Robert Fripp...
	
	negativism...
	positivism...

	weird stuff!
12.3069SMURF::BINDERvitam gustareTue Mar 21 1995 17:452
    Thanks to all for advice re the back thing.  It's improving at the
    desired rapid pace.
12.3070SMURF::BINDERvitam gustareTue Mar 21 1995 17:477
    .3047
    
    > Crappy shareware...
    
    So don't pay for it.  That's the whole point of shareware.  But I gotta
    agree, a program that won't exit cleanly really sux.  Getting back to
    DOS or Windoze isn't a problem for me, though.  :-)
12.3071UHUH::MARISONScott MarisonTue Mar 21 1995 17:549
>	Jim, sit back and play the song, All you Zombies. Believe it or not, it
>it. It wasn't the Hooters, was it? 

yes - the Hooters did "All you Zombies"... off their 1st album... did they
even make a 2nd???

They also did that song... "And We Danced"... or something.

/scott
12.3072MPGS::MARKEYSpecialists in Horizontal DecorumTue Mar 21 1995 18:055
    In truth, that was neither the first or last Hooters album. They'd been
    putting out indy records for a while, and may have returned to doing
    so.
    
    -b
12.3073GOOEY::JUDYThat's Ms. Bitch to you!Tue Mar 21 1995 19:045
    
    
    	....finding out first hand that the 'something that seems 
    	too good to be true probably is' line right on the money...
    	sigh....
12.3074COSME3::HEDLEYCLager LoutTue Mar 21 1995 19:4411
>	Robert Fripp...
>	
>	negativism...
>	positivism...
>
>	weird stuff!

Robert Fripp`s great!  His wife`s a complete nutter though.  Then again,
so`s he.

Chris.
12.30756/49 where are you when I need you?TROOA::TEMPLETONWed Mar 22 1995 02:029
    Just heard to-night that I am going to have to find some other way to
    get to work. After our Provincial Goverment decided we did not need a
    bus route a private carrier said they would  look after us, now they
    are changing everything. if they have their way I will spend an hour
    and a half extra traveling every day plus. I am not sure my manager
    will be too pleased if I arrive at nine instead of eight.
    
    joan
      
12.3076NETCAD::WOODFORDPracticing Passive AgressionWed Mar 22 1995 10:2819
    
    
    That's a bummer Joan!  Good luck at finding other accomodations.
    
    
    
    TTHT: The sore throat is back.
    
    TTHT: My M I L is very sick. :(
    
    TTHlast night: My ten year old needs glasses...the one thing
    that I DIDN'T want him to inherit from me. :(
    
    TTH: Being here till 7:00pm last night, and back here at 7:00am today.
    Also, knowing I'll probably be here till 9:00pm tonight. {YAWWWNNNN}
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.3077GAVEL::JANDROWWed Mar 22 1995 15:018
    
    
    tthy: stayed home yesterday after waking up with a mega sore/swollen
    throat and having difficulty breathing...got better as the day wore on,
    but i had a slight fever...not cured today, but the throat is only
    irritated and my nose is only slightly stuffed...
    
    funfunfun
12.3078CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Wed Mar 22 1995 15:0412

 
   Kinda hungover from the meds the doc gave me.  I've taken pain meds and
 muscle relaxers and tranqs and all sorts of things, but this antihistamine
 he gave me takes the cake.  I hesitate to take any while at work, lest I
 become a statistic on the road home tonight..




Jim
12.3079COSME3::HEDLEYCLager LoutWed Mar 22 1995 19:323
My electricity bill.

Chris.
12.3080NETCAD::WOODFORDPracticing Passive AgressionWed Mar 22 1995 19:389
    
    
    
    TTHT: Slimey little dirt bags.
    
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.3081POBOX::BATTISContract StudmuffinWed Mar 22 1995 19:422
    
    hey Terrie, we in soapbox aren't that bad.
12.3082CONSLT::MCBRIDEaspiring peasantWed Mar 22 1995 20:325
    Getting my taxes back with a note from my bean counter "Have client see
    me"  
    
    The $5.00 fed refund turned back into a $1,000 fed tax bill :-(.  At
    least it wasn't the $3,800 they originally thought though.
12.3083NETCAD::WOODFORDPracticing Passive AgressionWed Mar 22 1995 21:009
    
    
    Wasn't talking 'bout you Mark.  Actually, that note
    was a gift to another boxer, who is a good friend.
    
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.3084CNTROL::JENNISONAspiring peddleheadWed Mar 22 1995 23:584
    
    	Still haven't received our metpay dividend...
    
    	
12.3085GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA member in good standingThu Mar 23 1995 09:4017
    
    
    
    Being awoke at 1:30am by a LOUD radio in the kitchen.  Dogs pacing,
    nervous.  Up I get, take out the S&W .45 and proceed to do a check of
    the house and find nothing.  In the kitchen I see that the clock's
    blinking (this is the clock radio that started singing at 1:30).  Turns
    out the power went out and upon coming back on, it kicked in the radio
    in the kitchen.  After that, I found it tough going back to sleep.  Got
    to bed late last night as it is (12:30) and got up at 5:00 this am. 
    Those of you who know me can attest to the fact that I need my beauty
    sleep (and probably part of someone elses as well).  Oh well, at least
    the (intruder) drill has had a real test under suspect circumstances.
    
    
    
    Mike
12.3086SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIYap! Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap!Thu Mar 23 1995 11:5412
    
    RE: .3085
    
    RE: Beauty Sleep
    
    
     They'd have to put you in a coma for 25 years!!!!
    
    
    
     :) :) :) :)
    
12.3087:')GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA member in good standingThu Mar 23 1995 12:164
    
    
    
    Thanks Andy. 
12.3088NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Mar 23 1995 12:451
Shoulda blasted the radio with that .45.
12.3089CSOA1::LEECHGo Hogs!Thu Mar 23 1995 12:559
    Getting to bed late (12:30) then being kept awake by a storm for the
    next hour +.  It was a pretty good storm, as storms go, though I prefer
    them to be over before I go to bed.  At least I remembered to unplug
    the new tv and stereo stuff.  I have a surge suppressor, but I doubt it
    can handle even a realatively close lightning hit on a power line. 
    Beats a blank, though.
    
    
    -steve
12.3090GAVEL::JANDROWThu Mar 23 1995 13:0210
    
    
    being woken up around 1ish this morning cuz i couldn't breathe (at
    least i woke up!!)...nose stuffed, throat dry and a bit swollen, neck
    wasn't in the best position, either...can couldn't get back to sleep
    for a while...
    
    if you think mikey needs his beauty sleep...
    
    
12.3091SUBPAC::SADINOne if by LAN, two if by CThu Mar 23 1995 14:219
    
    
    	re: .3090 raq
    
    	baby, I thought you looked good when I nudged you this
    morning...;*)
    
    
    
12.3092GAVEL::JANDROWThu Mar 23 1995 14:227
    
    
    that was you????
    
    
    :>
    
12.3093SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIYap! Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap!Thu Mar 23 1995 14:2510
    
    <-----
    
     I guess you couldn't recognize him for the bag over his head....
    
     Right??
    
    
     :) :)
    
12.3094MPGS::MARKEYSpecialists in Horizontal DecorumThu Mar 23 1995 14:3270
Well, here's a thing to hate:
    

              *************************************************
              *                                               *
              *     C A N C E L L A T I O N   N O T I C E     *
              *                                               *
              *************************************************

Due to circumstances beyond my control, the Patrick Moraz show scheduled
for Sunday, April 2 has been canceled.

The death blow to my efforts came this morning when I lost access to
the venue where the concert was to be held (Longview Farm Recording
Studios). As you may be aware, I had previously tried to locate the
concert at another venue, and was unable to find a suitable
alternative. Thus, I see no reason to start another round of "move
the concert" at this point, as many of those who purchased tickets
indicated that their reason for doing so was the location; those
ticket sales may be lost anyway if the location changes and there's
not enough time to try and make it up and make a financial go of
this whole mess.

As for Longview, I am extremely disappointed, but understand their
position entirely. When it became clear that renting and moving a
piano into the barn was not financially feasible (given the number
of ticket sales), the only alternative was to hold the concert in
the smaller "A" studio where there is already a Steinway concert
grand piano. 

When I was a teenager, there was a certain British rock group who
were my idols. I bought all their records, drooled about going
to their concerts (I as too young to actually go), ate up every
piece of paraphernalia related to the group I could find, etc.
Well, in one of life's strange twists of fate, it turns out that
the guitarist of this band is currently recording in the "A"
room at Longview. He's been there for nine weeks working on a
new album, and announced yesterday his intention to stay for
at least 4 more weeks. All of his equipment is in the "A" studio,
so even if he took the 2nd off, they would still have to move
out a lot of stuff. Simultaneously, another well-known band
has booked a residential "lock-out" of the barn, extending over
the same period. They are paying the full "label rate", roughly
twice what I had negotiated for the day of April 2nd. Put
yourself in Longview's shoes... you get to choose between a
guy who's paying half rate for one day, or a group that's paying
full rate for 10 or 12 days. I think it's pretty obvious who
would (and did) win.

So, I will be returning people's checks. They have not been
cashed. No charge card orders have been sent in, and all credit
card information I have will be destroyed. I'm going to try
to get tickets to one of the shows in Sterling, and that will
be my Patrick Moraz fix. I apologize for the way this turned
out and I want to express my sincere thanks to all those who
purchased tickets and otherwise offered their help.

I've yet to speak with Patrick Moraz's manager. I suppose it's
possible that we could schedule a new date at the end of the tour,
although I can tell you now that it will not be at Longview
Farm if it does happen. That's not because I'm mad at them, I just
don't see a point of risking the same thing happening again.
If you're available on Friday March 31, or Saturday April 1,
I know shows are being held in Sterling MA; I will track
down more information on those shows and post a follow up.

Again, thank you for your patience and please accept my apologies
for not being able to carry this to its conclusion.

Brian Markey
12.3095SUBPAC::SADINOne if by LAN, two if by CThu Mar 23 1995 14:389
    
    
    	re: .3092 & .3093
    
    	<smaq!> to the both of ya....
    
    :)
    
    
12.3096Avalon intruder alertAMN1::RALTOGala 10th Year ECAD SW AnniversaryThu Mar 23 1995 14:5618
    >> Being awoke at 1:30am by a LOUD radio in the kitchen.
    
    Ho-boy, can I identify with that.  A couple of years ago,
    I suddenly woke up to a very loud radio at around 1:30 AM.
    I was fairly convinced that putting the radio on was some
    nutcase's modus operandi, so I figured that we were in for
    some kind of battle.
    
    It turned out that one of the kids had played around with the
    clock radio that we had in the kitchen (or perhaps one of us
    adults had done it accidentally, since the buttons and toggle-
    style switches were very close together), setting the radio to
    go off at the "proper" time.
    
    To this day, I get the creeps when I hear "Ooooohhhhh, pleeeezzz,
    staaaaaay with meeeeee, Dianaaaa"!
    
    Chris
12.3097NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Mar 23 1995 15:014
>    To this day, I get the creeps when I hear "Ooooohhhhh, pleeeezzz,
>    staaaaaay with meeeeee, Dianaaaa"!

Di, don't think about this song.  I repeat, don't think about this song.
12.3098SUBURB::COOKSHalf Man,Half BiscuitThu Mar 23 1995 15:3312
    Reading an article in a magazine about progressive rock,and digging
    deep into my vinyl selection and looking for ELP`s "Pictures at an
    Exhibition" which I haven`t listened to in years.
    
    As I couldn`t find it,I put on "Thick as a brick" by Jethro Tull. 
    
    Brrrrr. No wonder punk came along. Fortunately i wasn`t tempted to
    put on "Hall of the Moutain Grill" or "Space Ritual" by Hawkwind.
    
    
    
    
12.3099COSME3::HEDLEYCLager LoutThu Mar 23 1995 16:048
>    Brrrrr. No wonder punk came along. Fortunately i wasn`t tempted to
>    put on "Hall of the Moutain Grill" or "Space Ritual" by Hawkwind.
    
funny that, considering The Damned have been described as "Hawkwind on
Speed" (or at least "Hawkwind on Even More Speed and Various Other Dubious
Substances").  Don`t knock the Hawks, man, or I`ll run you down.

Chris.
12.3100snarfCOSME3::HEDLEYCLager LoutThu Mar 23 1995 16:040
12.3101OOTOOL::CHELSEAMostly harmless.Thu Mar 23 1995 16:558
    Continuing the theme of not enough sleep:
    
    I couldn't fall asleep last night until almost three; I woke up well
    before my alarm went off; as usual, as soon as I moved, Zoe decided
    that this meant I was available to scratch her head and demanded my
    attention with her usual persistance.  Then Valentina showed up and
    they had a territorial squabble (fortunately refraining from knocking
    over the bedside lamp).
12.3102CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Thu Mar 23 1995 17:0111


 
  I had a similar problem early this AM...had a heck of a time sleeping
  and about 5AM Tasha decided it was time to poke her nose in my face
  and demand attention.



  Jim
12.3103MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Thu Mar 23 1995 17:024
I used to have these problems with the dogs until I discovered that they
couldn't open the bedroom door if I shut it behind me leaving them in
the hall.

12.3104CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Thu Mar 23 1995 17:3317


>I used to have these problems with the dogs until I discovered that they
>couldn't open the bedroom door if I shut it behind me leaving them in
>the hall.



   Reminds me of a Far Side cartoon where a bunch of dogs are designing
doorknobs while a cat is outside the window making faces at them..





Jim
12.3105Just don't open your eyes......DECLNE::REESEToreDown,I'mAlmostLevelW/theGroundThu Mar 23 1995 17:554
    And then there are poodles who destroy your carpeting as they
    attempt to dig a tunnel under the door :-(
    
    
12.3106Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Thu Mar 23 1995 22:332
    There were no Twisties in the bloody machine. I had to make do wiv
    these Chicken flavour things :*( :*(
12.3107MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Thu Mar 23 1995 23:516
Chicken flavored, er, what?

TTHT:
    Can't login to the silly SLIP account they set up for me last night.
    GRRRRRRR!

12.3108Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Fri Mar 24 1995 00:082
    you remember from the lesson the other day??? Twisties is Chips!!! 
    
12.3109ROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150 kts. is TOO slow!Fri Mar 24 1995 00:275
    re: .3107
    
    That explains the lack of any interesting mail in my mail box.
    
    Bob
12.3110MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Fri Mar 24 1995 00:453
Chicken flavored potato chips? Hmmm. We have a brand of crackers
that are ostensibly chicken flavored . . . Actually, I kinda like
them . . . 
12.3111CSOA1::LEECHGo Hogs!Fri Mar 24 1995 11:404
    I'm tired...dang basketball games weren't over until after 12:30 am,
    which is about an  hour and a half later than I like to get to bed.
    
    Why don't they start earlier?  
12.3112NETCAD::WOODFORDPracticing Passive AgressionFri Mar 24 1995 11:5913
    
    
    TTHT: All the snow coming down as I was leaving the house
    this morning!  Made for a two hour commute. :((  
    
    
    TTHT2: The fact that 'curiosity factor' causes more of a 
    traffic back-up than the cause of the curiosity does!
    
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.3113GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA member in good standingFri Mar 24 1995 12:102
    
    I had too much to dream last night............
12.3114SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIYap! Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap!Fri Mar 24 1995 12:3810
    
    RE: .3111
    
    >Why don't they start earlier?
    
    Why doncha just go to bed at a decent hour and read about it the next
    morning????
    
     :) :) :)
    
12.3115Leftovers from World Meteorological Day...GAAS::BRAUCHERFri Mar 24 1995 12:405
    
    What's going on here, it's spring !  Yet I look out the window and I
    realize I'm surrounded by flakes.
    
      bb
12.3116CSOA1::LEECHGo Hogs!Fri Mar 24 1995 12:442
     There was frost on my windshield this morning.  I hate scraping off
    the windows in the morning.  Spring...yeah, right.
12.3117BIGQ::SILVASquirrels R MeFri Mar 24 1995 13:199


TTHY


                        The Registry of Motor Vehicles


12.3118Achoooooo!!!!!DECLNE::REESEToreDown,I'mAlmostLevelW/theGroundFri Mar 24 1995 13:584
    Spring is sprung,
    The grass is riz,
    Do you wanna know where all the pollen is?
    
12.3119POLAR::RICHARDSONKFC and tandem potty tricksFri Mar 24 1995 14:011
    You probably think it's your radar detector falsing eh?
12.3120MPGS::MARKEYSpecialists in Horizontal DecorumFri Mar 24 1995 14:3919
    Getting a CD-ROM with the pre-release (not Beta; better-than-Beta :-),
    of "Windoze 95" from Microsoft, since I'm an MSDN Level II. If
    nothing else, it's something to futz with and poke holes in.

    However, like most Microsoft pre-releases, there's probably
    weak device driver support at this point (that's the idea behind
    the pre-release... to get the manufacturers cranking drivers),
    but it should still be fun to explore the various new features
    of Windoze (and yes, I know Mr. Binder, they've been available
    on the Mac for 11 years...).

    The SDK was shipped with the CD-ROM too, so I can see how some
    of the apps I've written run under Win95 in 32 bit mode (I
    program almost exclusively to the Foundation Classes for
    Win support these days, so the transition should be fairly
    smooth).

    -b
12.3121MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Fri Mar 24 1995 15:114
Did you happen to print out the release notes, Brian?

It has a bug list as long as Bill Gates' bank statement.

12.3122MPGS::MARKEYSpecialists in Horizontal DecorumFri Mar 24 1995 15:154
    
    Not yet Jack... but what you said doesn't surprise me... :-)
    
    -b
12.3123BIGQ::SILVASquirrels R MeFri Mar 24 1995 16:5510

	The light above my desk has decided to start flickering. This is really
annoying. I WANT A STEADY LIGHT, not one that flickers. At first I thought we
were having a power problem, but alas, it's just that light. In fact, as I
watch it, I can see one end flicker and get all orange, pulsating....I think
it's gonna blow! :-)


Glen
12.3124Gonna take a nap...zzzzzzzzzzzz........BIGQ::SILVASquirrels R MeFri Mar 24 1995 17:034

	Well, the flickering finally stopped. I'm now without any overhead
light. :-)
12.3125CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Fri Mar 24 1995 17:255



 Friday afternoon crises..
12.3126CONSLT::MCBRIDEaspiring peasantFri Mar 24 1995 18:253
    Finding out my ski season has not ended after all and I get toe
    entertain the kiddies again tomorrow and Sunday.  So much for sleeping
    in for a change :-(.
12.3127POLAR::RICHARDSONperspiring pheasantFri Mar 24 1995 18:361
    I know the feeling.
12.3128CALDEC::RAHcall now. use your credit card.Mon Mar 27 1995 02:094
    
    split my chin open after falling on my jaw at the ice rink.
    
    copious blood, a dozen stitches, another scar on the old visage.
12.3129Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Mon Mar 27 1995 02:238
    TTHin general - People that walk slowly for no appartent reason.
    
    TTHat the mo - Friend of mine came over from England 3 weeks ago, had
    just found himself a job as a painter/decorator(sp?) due to start
    today, however, on Friday night ended up in Hospital with a dislocated
    fracture (left shoulder).
    
    TTHT - I'm hungry.
12.3130CALDEC::RAHcall now. use your credit card.Mon Mar 27 1995 02:322
    
    watching the SJ Sharks getting righteously ripped by da Kings.
12.3131Oops !!!!!!!PEKING::SULLIVANDNot gauche, just sinisterMon Mar 27 1995 07:473
    keying in "rm -r /w collyer" instead of "rm -r /w/collyer"
    
    Can I have my disk back, please ? 
12.3132MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Mon Mar 27 1995 14:028
TTHY (&T) -

      My brand new internet account that just got activated last Friday
      has been unusable since yesterday AM at 10 - the service provider's
      hubs are all down.

      Hope this doesn't bode even worse.

12.3133CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Mon Mar 27 1995 14:0310


 Bummer Jack...guess you didn't get the mail I sent last night, eh?





 Jim
12.3134MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Mon Mar 27 1995 14:062
Not yet, Jim.

12.3135GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA member in good standingMon Mar 27 1995 15:1714
    
    
    Hearing an exIRS agent on a talk radio show.  Hearing some of the
    training they go through.  
    
    His best advice if you are audited is, "Just answer the question as
    concisely as possible and then SHUT UP".  In training they are taught
    to ask a question, let the auditee answer and then not say anything. 
    He said that psychology says that the auditee will start talking again
    and that they might divulge something.  The IRS gestappo are taught to
    try and get people caught up in contradictions.
    
    
    Mike
12.3136RDGE44::ALEUC8Mon Mar 27 1995 15:189
    >concisely as possible and then SHUT UP".  In training they are taught
    >to ask a question, let the auditee answer and then not say anything. 
    >He said that psychology says that the auditee will start talking again
    >and that they might divulge something.  The IRS gestappo are taught
    
    that's fairly basic to most things - interviewing, selling, asking for
    dates 8-)
    
    ric
12.3137NOTES JeopardyMOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Mon Mar 27 1995 15:546
TTHT:

    Noters in "how to" conferences who ask a question, and then delete
    their note once it's been answered, leaving only the answer for those
    who came in late.

12.3138CNTROL::JENNISONAspiring peddleheadMon Mar 27 1995 16:282
	2 hour meetings that are followed by 2 hour meetings...
12.3139Anyone want to buy a used, slightly unhealthy scanner?MPGS::MARKEYThe Completion Backwards PrincipleMon Mar 27 1995 17:3912
    
    Actually, I don't know whether I'm happy or not, but I just
    found out that it will cost me almost as much to repair my flat-
    bed scanner that crapped out as it would cost to buy a new
    one... I've been kinda thinking about buying a new one anyway,
    as scanner technology has improved significantly since I
    purchased this one 5 years ago. However, I hear that sharp
    whooshing sound as my wallet opens and large sums of money
    fly out of it. Well, at least I have an excuse to spend
    the money now...
    
    -b
12.3140Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Mon Mar 27 1995 21:511
    El Delbalso - Which one are you talking about ?
12.3141MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Tue Mar 28 1995 00:415
I think it was over in WOODWORKING_AND_TOOLS where I most recently noticed
it, Martin. Some one asked some question about bandsaw blades, apparently,
and once an answer was received, they deleted the question. It's not
apparent from the answer what problem was being solved.

12.3142Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Tue Mar 28 1995 02:221
    Yep, I can see how that could vex someone a little.....
12.3143sparring accidentCSOA1::LEECHGo Hogs!Tue Mar 28 1995 13:227
    TTHT: swollen instep... ouch
    
    At least it can't hurt my bowling any tonight...I could probably bowl
    left handed and do as well as I did the last 3-4 weeks.  Hobbling is
    not likely to throw me farther off than I already am.  8^/
    
    Another TTHT: bowling night  8^)
12.3144CALDEC::RAHbe my be my be my yoko onoTue Mar 28 1995 13:292
    
    aching butt from falling repeatedly on da ice.
12.3145CSOA1::LEECHGo Hogs!Tue Mar 28 1995 15:201
    Try roller-skating on ice...now there's a challenge.
12.3146NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Mar 28 1995 15:3920
Things I don't know if I should like or dislike:

Several months ago, I got a letter from the IRS that said I'd made a mistake
on my schedule A.  Enclosed was a check for fifty-some dollars.  I couldn't
find an error, but I cashed the check with the intention of asking them for
specifics.  A couple of months ago, I sent a letter asking for a detailed
explanation.  I got a couple of "Working..." letters since then.  I finally
got this:

"We're sorry but the tax refund identified below... was incorrect for the
reason explained at the bottom of this page...  [Please return the money]...
No interest will be due if you repay the amount within 10 days from the date
of this correspondence.  If there is a delay, however, the law requires us to
collect interest..."

...

"Explanation:  Upon reviewing your form 1040 for tax period ended Dec. 31, 1993,
we found that we had incorrectly processed your return.  Your Schedule A
completed by you was correct and your tax,as reported by you,was correct."
12.3147MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Tue Mar 28 1995 15:425
That ought to teach you to write letters to them raising questions
about monies returned.

:^)

12.3148NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Mar 28 1995 15:462
It had to do with mortgage interest, so it would have to balance out in the
long run.
12.3149GAVEL::JANDROWTue Mar 28 1995 17:0912
    
    
    being out for 2-1/2 days, still not feeling all that well, and having
    to be here, for fear that if i stayed home one more day without
    anything to do would drive me batty...
    
    re: a few back...
    
    
    chin up, rah...er, um, well, you know what i mean... :>
    
    
12.3150MPGS::MARKEYThe Completion Backwards PrincipleTue Mar 28 1995 18:2910
    My kid's fish managed to live over a year (a record, by far),
    then in one swell foop, four of 'em snuffed it in a single
    day... 4 burials at sea following a clockwise ceremony.
    And of course, 2 broken hearted little kids, who although
    they never paid much attention to the fish, knew the instant
    they became floaters... so there was no chance of rushing
    off the to pet store for quick replacements.

    -b
12.3151MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Tue Mar 28 1995 18:454
> 4 burials at sea following a clockwise ceremony.

Have you submitted this to Readers Digest's "Towards More Picturesque Speech"
column?
12.3152MPGS::MARKEYThe Completion Backwards PrincipleTue Mar 28 1995 20:066
    >Have you submitted this to Readers Digest's "Towards More
    >Picturesque Speech" column?
    
    Wasn't planning on it...
    
    -b
12.3153CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Tue Mar 28 1995 20:4212


 Read in the paper today of a 6 year old girl who was strangled when her
 puppy (who was on a leash) wrapped the leash around the little girl as she
 slept.  The father came home from work and found her.  The mother was upstairs
 asleep.




 Jim
12.3154Or at least I hope notDECLNE::REESEToreDown,I'mAlmostLevelW/theGroundTue Mar 28 1995 21:1310
    Jim
    
    That must have been one awesome pup.  Considering I have 3 pups
    who turn me into a maypole every day I would have to assume that
    the child must have had a grip on the leash and didn't let go
    initially.  My dogs are smart but I don't think they'd be capable
    of "deciding" to strangle me with their leashes while I was
    sleeping!!
    
    
12.3155CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Tue Mar 28 1995 21:2511


 The article mentioned that the girl and the puppy (didn't say how big/old)
 were playing and apparantly she fell asleep and the dog still wanted to play
 and in the process wrapped the leash around her.




 Jim
12.3156SUBURB::COOKSHalf Man,Half BiscuitWed Mar 29 1995 15:199
    Acck! My friend from Nigeria (I mean who is currently working and
    living in Nigeria) was supposed to be back this weekend. So I was
    looking forward to 2 weeks off,going over to Jersey so he could check
    his tax free savings (rich git),plenty of drinking etc,etc.
    
    Now he can`t come back `til June 11th,due to a change in contract.
    Niiiightmare.
     
    
12.3157NETCAD::WOODFORDPracticing Passive AgressionWed Mar 29 1995 16:5213
    
    
    TTLT: Handing out a selection of squeaky toys to my group
    this afternoon as a morale booster.  Sounds like there's
    a flock of ducks in here now.  :*)
    
    
    
    It worked... :*)
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.3158SUBPAC::SADINOne if by LAN, two if by CWed Mar 29 1995 16:545
    
    
    	wrong note ms_twoshoes.....:*)
    
    
12.3159NETCAD::WOODFORDPracticing Passive AgressionWed Mar 29 1995 16:5510
    
    
    OOPS!  :*) (blush)  I'm not with it this afternoon.
    
    
    
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.3160NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Mar 29 1995 17:082
Squeaky toys boost morale?  As a stockholder, I approve -- they're cheaper
than raises.  As an employee, I say "Feh!"
12.3161PENUTS::DDESMAISONSno, i'm aluminuming 'um, mumWed Mar 29 1995 17:223
 i haven't felt comfortable about using Cow Moo for a few years now.
 the place just isn't the same.
12.3162CONSLT::MCBRIDEaspiring peasantWed Mar 29 1995 19:582
    a gooey, nasty, mekted ice cream samwitch from the ice cream machine. 
    eeeeuuwwww.
12.3163MPGS::MARKEYThe Completion Backwards PrincipleWed Mar 29 1995 20:3312
    Either the plants and trees are having themselves one hell
    of a roger-fest, or I'm getting a whopper of a cold...
    the waterworks are on full blast; not only my nose, but
    tears are streaming down my face my eyes are watering
    so badly.

    And over-the-counter allergy tablets are not helping...

    And tonight I have band rehearsal...

    -b
12.3164CSOA1::LEECHGo Hogs!Wed Mar 29 1995 20:511
    The weather here inhales. 
12.3165CNTROL::JENNISONRevive us, Oh LordWed Mar 29 1995 20:534
	Is that anything like a tornado ?

	
12.3166CSOA1::LEECHGo Hogs!Wed Mar 29 1995 20:542
    A tornado would be an improvement, I think...at least it would be
    exciting.  
12.3167Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Wed Mar 29 1995 23:233
    {sniff} still no Twisties.
    
    Ohhh my kingdom for a bag of Twisties.
12.3168Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Wed Mar 29 1995 23:231
    Hedley you POOF
12.3169BIGQ::SILVASquirrels R MeWed Mar 29 1995 23:261
<----- i rememble that....
12.3170Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Wed Mar 29 1995 23:301
    Ehh ? (rememble)
12.3171Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Thu Mar 30 1995 03:1310
    re .3170 I was half asleep earlier, and have only just realised what
    you were on about !
    
    TTHT : I have just read something entered by HedleyC in another
    conference (one which I refuse to reply to (cause they are ^&*^%!)) and
    found it so bloody funny that I now have Pepsi streaming out of my
    nostrils, all over my desk, keyboard and terminal, and can't breath
    (sp?), I can't even spell anymore (never could).
    
    Ta ya' twat.
12.3172CONSLT::MCBRIDEaspiring peasantThu Mar 30 1995 11:591
    Glen's S&M inverter is working in only one direction it appears.
12.3173ALPHAZ::HARNEYJohn A HarneyThu Mar 30 1995 12:378
The dented/damaged guardrail pieces with my initials painted on them have
been replaced with new, shiny pieces.

No more fame on Rt3.

The tree I hit still looks like hell, though.  ;-)))

\john
12.3174CONSLT::MCBRIDEaspiring peasantThu Mar 30 1995 12:591
    Serious question, did you get a bill for the guard rail?  
12.3175CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Thu Mar 30 1995 13:254


 Slowpokes in the cafeteria checkout line ;-)
12.3176ALPHAZ::HARNEYJohn A HarneyThu Mar 30 1995 13:446
re: .3174 (Guardrail)

Not yet; all involved believe it'll be billed to the insurance
company directly.

\john
12.3177GAVEL::JANDROWThu Mar 30 1995 15:1110
    
    
    steve's little 1 month old niece is in the hospital...not all that sure
    what is wrong with her, but they think it's the flu...nothing worse
    than little kiddies being so sick...except maybe if it's your own kid,
    but you know what i mean...
    
    and my damn nose is still partially clogged with lord knows what...
    
    
12.3178CONSLT::MCBRIDEaspiring peasantThu Mar 30 1995 15:235
    My area of cubicles is starting to resemble death row.  The victimn
    next to me just cane back from being out sick and it appears to be
    spreading.  :-(
    
    Brian
12.3179NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Mar 30 1995 15:253
>    and my damn nose is still partially clogged with lord knows what...
    
A cherry pit (a la 79.170)?
12.3180SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIThu Mar 30 1995 15:5811
    
    RE: .3178
    
    >next to me just cane back from being 
                     ^^^^
    
    
    Your office in Singapore???
    
    :)
    
12.3181CONSLT::MCBRIDEaspiring peasantThu Mar 30 1995 16:201
    :-)
12.3182SMURF::BINDERvitam gustareThu Mar 30 1995 19:403
    ttht.
    
    Everything.
12.3183GAVEL::JANDROWThu Mar 30 1995 19:538
    
    
    <-  see reply to you ttlt...
    
    
    :> :>
    
    
12.3184REFINE::KOMARWhoooo! Pig SueyThu Mar 30 1995 21:017
TTH(Earlier)T:

	Songs baing played in your head that you don't really know the 
words (but know the tune reeeeeaaaallll well).  'Twas the duet last night
playing over and over in my head (see TTLT)

ME
12.3185ASABET::EARLYLose anything but your sense of humor.Thu Mar 30 1995 21:195
    Ooohhh Binder... must not be having a good day. in TTLT he writes
    "Nothing" and in TTHT he writes "Everything".
    
    Sorry Binder ... hope it gets better.
    
12.3187MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Thu Mar 30 1995 23:522
OZ hasn't crumpled to non-smokers' rights, eh?

12.3188POLAR::RICHARDSONBaloney ConvalescenceFri Mar 31 1995 02:197
    Martin, relax and have a cigar once in a while.
    
    Ever think about all those lethal fumes you breathe when you drive?
    
    Oh ya, you ride the train.
    
    never mind.
12.3189CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Fri Mar 31 1995 02:519


   I've kicked cigarettes (I think).  Haven't had one for ~2 years.  I
   do, however, enjoy smoking a pipe on occasion.



   Jim
12.3190CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Fri Mar 31 1995 02:5310


   I suspect my cat is victorious in the "will I go into heat before
   Daddy takes me to the vet to get spayed" sweepstakes.




   Jim
12.3191Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Fri Mar 31 1995 02:572
    Glenn, I just have this thing about smoke in the morning, it goes away
    by about midday !
12.3192POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesFri Mar 31 1995 02:572
    
    What, the morning?
12.3193Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Fri Mar 31 1995 03:054
    Huh ? did that not sound right ?? Guess it was an english expression.
    
    ok ok... I don't like the smell of smoke during the morning of any day
    
12.3194Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Fri Mar 31 1995 03:572
    TTHT : Thinking someone was someone but who wasn't the someone I
    thought that someone was.
12.3195REFINE::KOMARWhoooo! Pig SueyFri Mar 31 1995 12:421
Huh?
12.3196POBOX::BATTISLand shark,pool sharkFri Mar 31 1995 13:105
    
    Martin, you have regressed ever since moving to Australia. You need
    a vacation back to England. HTH
    
    Mark
12.3197BIGQ::SILVASquirrels R MeFri Mar 31 1995 13:353

	Deb, that was too funny! :-)
12.3198NETCAD::WOODFORDTimeToFillTheDonuts!Fri Mar 31 1995 13:4411
    
    
    TTHT: Several close friends are leaving Digital.  Three of them
    have their exit interviews today, and a few others will be gone
    within the next two weeks. :(
    
    
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.3199BIGQ::SILVASquirrels R MeFri Mar 31 1995 13:454

	Bummer Terrie, does this mean your workload will go up, or does it not
effect you?
12.3200or rather...hatE SNARF 8^)CSOA1::LEECHGo Hogs!Fri Mar 31 1995 13:471
    hat SNARF!
12.3201NETCAD::WOODFORDTimeToFillTheDonuts!Fri Mar 31 1995 13:4810
    
    
    RE: Glen....No, these were not co-workers, they were friends.
    
    
    
    
    :*)
    Terrie
    
12.3202WAHOO::LEVESQUEluxure et suppliceFri Mar 31 1995 14:351
    misplacing a sheet of paper.
12.3203BIGQ::SILVASquirrels R MeFri Mar 31 1995 14:577
| <<< Note 12.3202 by WAHOO::LEVESQUE "luxure et supplice" >>>


| misplacing a sheet of paper.


	Please tell me it was not toilet paper....
12.3204BIGQ::SILVASquirrels R MeFri Mar 31 1995 14:583

	HAAAA Terrie, good one... :-)
12.3205WAHOO::LEVESQUEluxure et suppliceFri Mar 31 1995 15:072
    Found it. It was a design verification form that was all filled out. i
    didn't want to have to redo it.
12.3206MAIL2::CRANEFri Mar 31 1995 15:282
    Being sick for the past three weeks...it goes from one part of my body
    to another. 
12.3207BIGQ::SILVASquirrels R MeFri Mar 31 1995 15:311
	crane, good thing you ain't havin any out of body experiences, huh?
12.3208CONSLT::MCBRIDEaspiring peasantFri Mar 31 1995 20:262
    TTHY - feeling like I got run over by a truck.  Fever, listlessness,
    nauseous.  
12.3209SUBPAC::SADINOne if by LAN, two if by CFri Mar 31 1995 20:437
    
    
    	re: .3208
    
    	sounds like a typical morning to me....
    
    
12.3210POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesFri Mar 31 1995 21:172
    
    Bad news.  Sad news.  Being a day late and a dollar short.
12.3211SUBPAC::SADINOne if by LAN, two if by CFri Mar 31 1995 21:235
    
    
    	bummer mz_deb.  <hugs>
    
    
12.3212Last dayDNEAST::RICKER_STEVEFri Mar 31 1995 22:445
    	Tommorow's my last day with notes access. At midnight Sat. ASO is
    officially transferred over to SCI and Digital will be another 700
    employees smaller.
    
    						S.R.
12.3213 I HATE LAWYERS!! TROOA::COLLINSPretzel BoySat Apr 01 1995 00:1219
    
    Okay...now I'm REALLY mad!!  I got home tonight to find a notice
    stuffed under my apartment door from some &%$#@ lawyer, saying that
    my landlord has defaulted on his mortgage, and that all rent due
    tomorrow should be paid to him (the lawyer) rather than the landlord.
    
    Of course, the landlord still expects us to pay HIM the rent, and is
    likely to start eviction proceedings against anyone who doesn't pay
    HIM the rent.
    
    The catch?  Well, the right person to pay is the one who eventually
    wins this fight...but we have no idea who that is going to be...and if
    we pay rent to the person who doesn't end up winning this, we're SOL
    for that money.
    
    Now I have to hire a &%$#@ lawyer just to cover OUR butts.
    
    GRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!
    
12.3214POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesSat Apr 01 1995 01:402
    
    Can you pay it into an escrow account instead of to either of them?
12.3215TROOA::COLLINSAttorn THIS, pal!!Sat Apr 01 1995 02:355
    
    Deb:
    
    I don't know...maybe...I'll have to find out (ie. consult a lawyer).
    
12.3216now i am bummin'DNEAST::STEBBINS_DARSat Apr 01 1995 12:256
      things to hate today...Digital Augusta maine.....sold.....
    like a bunch of second rate ball players......ah well ......
    at least i have a job but ya' gotta hate not having notes anymore....
    so good-bye big wonderful world of digital....and be carful.....
    this could happen to you..........
    
12.3217SUBPAC::SADINOne if by LAN, two if by CSat Apr 01 1995 12:306
    
    
    	see ya ::stebbins_dar! good luck in your new venture....
    
    
    jim
12.3218POLAR::RICHARDSONBaloney RenewalSat Apr 01 1995 13:281
    Farewell Augusta.  8-(
12.3219NETCAD::WOODFORDTimeToFillTheDonuts!Sat Apr 01 1995 13:4116
    
    
    Buy Buy Augusta.  
    
    
    
    
    
    (BTW: Don't bother correcting it....the spelling error above is
    intentional.) :*)
    
    
    Good luck to you all!
    
    Terrie
    
12.3220CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Sat Apr 01 1995 15:2210


 So long ASO.  Lots of good folks up there.





 Jim
12.3221POLAR::RICHARDSONBaloney RenewalSat Apr 01 1995 17:403
    disconnection.

    8-\
12.3222POLAR::RICHARDSONDesignated BaloneySat Apr 01 1995 23:091
    8-\
12.3223POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesMon Apr 03 1995 02:372
    
    Tension-induced muscle aches and pains.
12.3224POLAR::RICHARDSONDesignated BaloneyMon Apr 03 1995 04:345
    Have a selzter and a 
    
    8^@
    
    I think it would help. You know, help.
12.3225POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesMon Apr 03 1995 05:032
    
    I have seltzer, but I'm not sure where to get a 8^@ this time of night.
12.3226GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA member in good standingMon Apr 03 1995 12:597
    
    
    RE .3213  I'd pay it to the landlord unless the document was from the
    courts.  You know how them lawyers are.
    
    
    Mike
12.3227POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesMon Apr 03 1995 13:0631
    
    All right.  I finally figured out why the Coffee Woman was opening her
    coffee whilst driving, thus spilling it all over her whatevers.
    
    She was prolly checking to make sure the person at the drivethru window
    didn't put sugar in the effing stuff.
    
    Twice before the fateful date she prolly went to the drivethru and said 
    "I'll have a large hazelnut coffee, extra cream, no sugar," and trusted 
    that the people at the drivethru knew what the words "no sugar" meant.  
    When the drivethru waitron repeated "Large hazelnut, extra cream and 
    nothing else?" she assumed she'd get coffee without sugar.
    
    When she finally opened the coffee, at her destination, this previous time 
    about which we're talking, there was sugar in it.
    
    So the next time she went to the drivethru she went through the same
    rigamarole, stressing no sugar.  This time, when she got up to the window, 
    she said, "No sugar, right?" and the waitron said "No sugar," but when
    she got to her destination, there was sugar in the coffee.
    
    So on the fateful day she wasn't about to have a perfectly good cup of 
    coffee RUINED by the addition of half a pound of sugar so not only did she
    stress, when ordering, that she wanted NO SUGAR, but also when she got
    to the window she made the waitron PROMISE she hadn't added sugar, and
    made the waitron ask everybody ELSE behind the counter if they had
    snuck sugar into her coffee, and yet she was STILL not satisfied, so
    she opened the damn thing and TASTED it to make sure, and that's when
    she spilled it.
    
    It seems like a reasonable scenario to me.
12.3228GAVEL::JANDROWMon Apr 03 1995 13:165
    
    
    it happened again, huh deb???
    
    
12.3229Helpful hint....PERFOM::LICEA_KANEwhen it's comin' from the leftMon Apr 03 1995 13:194
   
   If you don't want sugar, don't get coffee doctored with hazelnut syrup.
   
   								-mr. bill
12.3230POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesMon Apr 03 1995 13:302
    
    They make it from hazelnut-doctored beans, not by adding syrup.  HTH.
12.3231POLAR::RICHARDSONDesignated BaloneyMon Apr 03 1995 14:164
    the beans are doctored by treating them in hazelnut syrup.

    I don't like the raspberry hazelnut cream chocolate almond guy ding
    coffee. 8-p
12.3232POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesMon Apr 03 1995 14:208
    
    That doesn't make them sweet per se.  This particular hazelnut coffee is 
    only sweet if some jerk thinks s/he knows better than I what I want, or
    doesn't use the brains God gave him/her, and dumps sugar into my coffee.
    
    I don't care if it's hazelnut or french roast or vanilla nut cream or
    almond guy ding coffee.  I DON'T WANT SUGAR ADDED TO MY COFFEE.  Is
    that clear?  8^p  NO SUGAR!
12.3233MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Mon Apr 03 1995 14:246
TTHY:
    Opening day at the Hollis Flea Market.

    It's not so bad that it was opening day, just that the dealers that
    showed up were selling the exact same crap they had last year.

12.3234GOOEY::JUDYThat's Ms. Bitch to you!Mon Apr 03 1995 14:255
    
    
    	....making plans with a friend for Friday and Saturday night
    	and having her cancel on BOTH nights....
    
12.3235BIGQ::SILVASquirrels R MeMon Apr 03 1995 15:0616


	Deb, for your sugar pleasures, sit back, put on the headphones, close
your eyes, and play







                         POUR YOUR SUGAR ON ME!!!!!!


:-)
12.3236GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA member in good standingMon Apr 03 1995 15:179
    
    
    
    Jack,
    
    Looking for more stuff to fill up your overflow thing? :')
    
    
    Mike
12.3237MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Mon Apr 03 1995 15:191
Actually was testing the market for some of the junk I have, Mike.
12.3238GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA member in good standingMon Apr 03 1995 15:216
    
    
    
    Don't do it, Jack.....DON"T DO IT!!!!!!!!  You're gonna need it one
    day. :')
    
12.3239CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Mon Apr 03 1995 15:2710


 Hmm...maybe that's what I should do to get rid of some of my junk.





 Jim
12.3240MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Mon Apr 03 1995 15:282
Something tells me that the 11/23+ with RX02/RL01/RL02 isn't likely to come
in handy anytime soon . . . 
12.3241CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Mon Apr 03 1995 15:2911


 Hey!  I might be able to use it for parts!  I still get calls for parts
 for those things.





 Jim
12.3242POLAR::RICHARDSONFan Club BaloneyMon Apr 03 1995 15:291
    I used to repair all of those.
12.3243MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Mon Apr 03 1995 15:312
Hmmmm - I sense a seller's market . . . 

12.3244PENUTS::DDESMAISONSno, i'm aluminuming 'um, mumMon Apr 03 1995 15:316
>>    I used to repair all of those.

	geez, you'd think they would have divided the work up
	a little.

12.3245POLAR::RICHARDSONFan Club BaloneyMon Apr 03 1995 15:356
    They did.
    
    
    Glenn/Deirdre/Pamela/Franny/Ned/Dierdre/Anton/Sean/Alice/Jimi/Pauline/Rex/
    Nathan/Melanie/Ursula/Hildegard/Nigel/Boutros Boutros/Leslie/Shareena
    
12.3246GAVEL::JANDROWMon Apr 03 1995 16:189
    
    
    tththismorning...
    
    
    not remembering that if i am going to eat grapefruit for breakfast, i
    should do it before i brush my teeth...
    
    
12.3247POLAR::RICHARDSONFan Club BaloneyMon Apr 03 1995 16:401
    {squint}
12.3248SUBSYS::NEUMYERSlow movin', once quickdraw outlawMon Apr 03 1995 17:1710
    
    
    	TTHEDAS
    
    	The parking lot! Don't people know what is a valid parking space
    and what is not. Now we have two deep parking in the no parking areas.
    People are just stupid and lazy and security(ha-ha) is a joke. I wonder
    if we will even get our motorcycle spaces back this year.
    
    ed
12.3249WAHOO::LEVESQUEluxure et suppliceMon Apr 03 1995 17:241
    "stress relief" that is anything but.
12.3250POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesMon Apr 03 1995 20:023
    
    I'm having the most incredible craving for huge red sloppy incredibly
    overly seeded sliced tomatoes with a glass of buttermilk.
12.3251POLAR::GOODHEWHuuuuuh?Mon Apr 03 1995 20:061
    Mmmmmm, with freshly ground pepper. On the tomatoes, that is.
12.3252POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesMon Apr 03 1995 20:085
    
    Do you think so?  I'm willing to try it.  Salt in the buttermilk, of
    course.
    
    Time to dig over the garden.
12.3253POLAR::RICHARDSONFan Club BaloneyMon Apr 03 1995 20:101
    Not having Doug around to tease any more. Well, at work anyway. ;-)
12.3254NETCAD::WOODFORDTimeToFillTheDonuts!Mon Apr 03 1995 20:5411
    
    
    
    TTHT: Everything that can go down around here is going down. :*(
    First one printer, then the other, then the FAX machine, then my
    workstation!  It's a plot to REALLY MAKE MY MONDAY H@!!...I know 
    it is!
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.3255POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesMon Apr 03 1995 21:004
    
    >TTHT: Everything that can go down around here is going down. :*(
    
    Wow, some people are NEVER satisfied 8^))))))))))))))))))))))))))))).
12.3256CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Mon Apr 03 1995 21:023

 =:-O
12.3257NETCAD::WOODFORDTimeToFillTheDonuts!Mon Apr 03 1995 21:139
    
    
    
    How did I know that someone would take it that way
    as soon as I hit F10?  :*)
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.3258MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuaryMon Apr 03 1995 21:197
    TTHT: I'm bloody exhausted. I haven't slept more than 5
          hours total in a 24 hour period for 4 or 5 days...
          I'm operating on 2.5 hours sleep last night and about
          4 hours saturday night. And this week is shaping up
          to be Hell Week II. Deadlines, etc. etc.
    
    -b
12.3259POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesTue Apr 04 1995 04:314
    
    Terrie, honey.  You know me 8^).
    
    Brian, pet.  Go to sleep.  Take some Nyquil - it worked for Raq 8^).
12.3260POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesTue Apr 04 1995 04:403
    
    I have incredible hiccups 8^p.
    
12.3261Blast from the PastJULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeTue Apr 04 1995 05:151
    That's Incredible... [round of applause]
12.3262Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Tue Apr 04 1995 06:043
    I HATED my lunch so much today, that ever since eating it I have been
    in a really bad mood ! How strange ?   It was disgusting and tasted 
    like.......(errrm)......something really horrible.
12.3263Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Tue Apr 04 1995 08:071
    I'm still at work..... :^(
12.3264nevermindWAHOO::LEVESQUEluxure et suppliceTue Apr 04 1995 11:223
    >TTHT: Everything that can go down around here is going down. :*(
    
     You say that like it's a bad thing. Oh, wrong pronoun.
12.3266MAIL2::CRANETue Apr 04 1995 11:521
    Back at work but still sick.
12.3267GAVEL::JANDROWTue Apr 04 1995 13:328
    
    
    tthy:  getting snippity letters in the mail from family
    	   not understanding chapter 7 of my econ book, and having a test
    	   on it and 2 other chapters on thursday
           tried to sleep sans nyqyil last nite...didn't work very well
    
    
12.3268NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Apr 04 1995 13:355
>   tthy:  getting snippity letters in the mail from family
>    	   not understanding chapter 7 of my econ book, and having a test
>    	   on it and 2 other chapters on thursday

Your family doesn't understand chapter 7 so they sent you snippety letters?
12.3269WAHOO::LEVESQUEluxure et suppliceTue Apr 04 1995 13:351
    Don't leave your textbook lying around.
12.3270NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Apr 04 1995 13:371
Your insomnia must be pretty bad if an economics textbook can't cure it.
12.3271GAVEL::JANDROWTue Apr 04 1995 13:396
    
    
    actually, for those impaired, that was 3 different tth...
    
    
    
12.3272GAVEL::JANDROWTue Apr 04 1995 13:429
    
    
    oh...and now you can add: just finding out my effing coffee, which was
    ordered WITHOUT SUGAR has sugar in it...
    
    
    (deb, i swear, that woman is doing it on purpose!!!!!)
    
    
12.3274NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Apr 04 1995 13:423
>    actually, for those impaired, that was 3 different tth...
    
You missed your periods.
12.3275i saw your original note... :> :> :>GAVEL::JANDROWTue Apr 04 1995 13:434
    not this week.... :>
    
    
    
12.3276POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesTue Apr 04 1995 14:054
    
    What IS it about Dunkin Donuts?  Do they think everyone wants sugar in
    their coffee?  It frosts my butt, I'll tell you 8^).  What, do they add
    sugar directly to the pot or something?
12.3277NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Apr 04 1995 14:071
I know they sell frosted donuts, but frosted butts?  It boggles the mind!
12.3278CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenTue Apr 04 1995 14:091
    Call Duncan Dayton, he'll straighten it out.
12.3279SMURF::BINDERvitam gustareTue Apr 04 1995 14:091
    Frosted butts?  And them a no-smoking establishment, too...
12.3280BIGQ::SILVADiabloTue Apr 04 1995 14:228
| <<< Note 12.3267 by GAVEL::JANDROW >>>



| tried to sleep sans nyqyil last nite...didn't work very well

	raq, drink the whole bottle.... you'll sleep like a baby....

12.3281POLAR::RICHARDSONFan Club BaloneyTue Apr 04 1995 14:243
    .3279
    
    Ashtray witty of you.
12.3282GAVEL::JANDROWTue Apr 04 1995 15:4012
    
    
    glen...pay attention...with the nyquil i slept fine...without it, my
    sleep was insufficient...which is not a good thing...and i let someone
    borrow my nyquil, so i won't have it again tonite...then again, walmart
    isn't that far out of the way of my drive home...and i can never have
    too much of it...
    
    
    another tth:  that armpit drizzle thing again...
    
    
12.3283MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuaryTue Apr 04 1995 15:4810
    >Brian, pet.  Go to sleep.  Take some Nyquil - it worked for Raq 8^).
    
    Deb,
    
    My lack of sleep is not from insomnia. It's from not having
    _time_ to sleep. I got six hours sleep last night... but
    tonight's looking grim again. If I keep this pace up,
    deadline may take on a whole new meaning.
    
    -b
12.3284POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesTue Apr 04 1995 15:523
    
    Raqhoney, pick up some strap-on dress shields while you're at Walmart
    and you'll never know about the drizzle thing.
12.3285RDGE44::ALEUC8Tue Apr 04 1995 16:047
    >strap-on dress shields
    
    these sound interesting ...
    
    8^D
    
    ric
12.3286NASAU::GUILLERMOBut the world still goes round and roundTue Apr 04 1995 16:191
Seeing MRO3 dark and bare.
12.3287MAIL2::CRANETue Apr 04 1995 16:204
    The big weather change. Its about 60 degrees here and will drop to 0
    with wind chill factors tonight.
    
    I can hardly wait!!!!
12.3288GAVEL::JANDROWTue Apr 04 1995 16:2512
    
    
    get yer mind out of the gutter, ric...
    
    i'll look into it, deb...but i am also out of the current brand of
    antiperspirant/deodorant...so that might solve it as well...
    
    
    tth:  biting into the pepperchini (sp?) from my salad and forgetting 
    that i bit the inside of my cheek earlier this morning...
    
    
12.3289WAHOO::LEVESQUEluxure et suppliceTue Apr 04 1995 16:302
     The incomplete and somewhat misleading article re: the GIGAswitch/ATM
    in the current _Digital Today_.
12.3290NETCAD::WOODFORDTimeToFillTheDonuts!Tue Apr 04 1995 16:3210
    
    
    I caught that too Mark.  It didn't mention our names anywhere
    in it...therefor I also felt it was incomplete.
    
    
    :*)
    
    Terrie
    
12.3291CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Tue Apr 04 1995 16:4111


    
    
>    tth:  biting into the pepperchini (sp?) from my salad and forgetting 
>    that i bit the inside of my cheek earlier this morning...
    
 
  pepperoncini (love 'em)...bet that hurt though :-(   

12.3292POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesTue Apr 04 1995 17:072
    
    I have a headache that could kill a cow.
12.3293SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIYap!Yap!Yap!Yap!Yap!Yap!Yap!Tue Apr 04 1995 17:093
    
    Too much chicken and rehearsing last night...
    
12.3294BIGQ::SILVADiabloTue Apr 04 1995 17:157
| <<< Note 12.3292 by POWDML::LAUER "Little Chamber of Fuzzy Faces" >>>


| I have a headache that could kill a cow.

	Take a ride through Berlin tonight Deb. They have more cows than
people.... if they could only vote....
12.3295BIGQ::SILVADiabloTue Apr 04 1995 17:167
| <<< Note 12.3282 by GAVEL::JANDROW >>>


| another tth:  that armpit drizzle thing again...

	raq, you still have those drink umbrellas around, right? 

12.3296POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesTue Apr 04 1995 17:262
    
    Andy:  that was Sunday!  I felt fine yesterday 8^p.
12.3297SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIYap!Yap!Yap!Yap!Yap!Yap!Yap!Tue Apr 04 1995 18:047
    
    <------
    
    See how long the effects linger???
    
     :) :)
    
12.3298POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesTue Apr 04 1995 18:062
    
    I want someone to come rub my temples.
12.3299SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIYap!Yap!Yap!Yap!Yap!Yap!Yap!Tue Apr 04 1995 18:087
    <-------
    
    ???????
    
    
    What gods do you pray to????
    
12.3300snarf {ouch}POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesTue Apr 04 1995 18:101
    
12.3301POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesTue Apr 04 1995 18:116
    
    MY temples, you silly man, those places next to my eyes 8^).
    
    I need someone to rub my forehead also.  The drugs just aren't 
    working 8^/.
    
12.3302BIGQ::SILVADiabloTue Apr 04 1995 18:553

	Deb, I'm sure Brian McBride is on his way over...
12.3303GAVEL::JANDROWTue Apr 04 1995 19:007
    
    yes, jim, it did hurt...and it wasn't even a very good pepperoncini
    (thanks for the spelling...)
    
    and glen...what on {hic} earth are you talk{hic}ing about???
    
    
12.3304hicBIGQ::SILVADiabloTue Apr 04 1995 21:103

	I thought Brian would head over to help Deb out..... 
12.3305Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Wed Apr 05 1995 01:292
    People that print a full DPL List on an LN03 which I need access to
    all the time.
12.3306CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Wed Apr 05 1995 02:3411



 Watching my cat running around playing, while I know that tomorrow morning
 she's going in to get her plumbing yanked.




 Jim
12.3307Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Wed Apr 05 1995 03:501
    Ouch. 
12.3308Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Wed Apr 05 1995 04:111
    You really have a way with words Jimbo !
12.3309HBFDT1::SCHARNBERGSenior KodierwurstWed Apr 05 1995 06:4813
12.3310MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Apr 05 1995 11:255
re: .3306, Jim

Must be "the day for that". # 2 daughter called last night to say that she
takes her cat in for that procedure today as well.

12.3311CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Wed Apr 05 1995 11:529


 must be something in the air, eh?  Mine is a little upset with me right now
 for not feeding her and she's doing all sorts of things to get my attention.



 Jim
12.3312GAVEL::JANDROWWed Apr 05 1995 12:0925
    
    
    got home last nite to find that at some point during the day (around 4
    or so) the power went out...no biggie really...just reset all the
    clocks (thankfully the vcr one didn't go out...not that i can't fix the
    time...i just hate having to reset it and then do a 'trial run' to see
    how close to 'tv time' my vcr clock is for recording....)anyway,
    resetting clocks is just a pain...especially when you forget to reset
    the ALARM part of your bedroom clock and at 12:00midnite you are bolted
    awake by what sounds like (at least at that time of day) a marching
    band, and then are unable to get back to the full sleep you were
    enjoying due to a healthy dose of nyquil...
    
    
    AND...going into a store to buy a couple of things that might cost
    about 8.00 and leaving with a bunch of stuff that cost over 50.00....and
    having to stand in line for 15 minutes because they apparently forgot
    that they put up signs at EVERY register saying that "if there are more
    than 3 people in line, we'll open a new register..."  well, i was
    number 7 in my line...
    
    oh well...
    
     
    
12.3313NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Apr 05 1995 13:194
>Must be "the day for that". # 2 daughter called last night to say that she
>takes her cat in for that procedure today as well.

She (spade) her (catface).  Well, tomorrow anyway.
12.3314MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Apr 05 1995 13:332
You got it, Gerald.

12.3315CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Wed Apr 05 1995 13:424


 Hey, I was gonna use "I (spade) my (catface) tomorrow! ;-)
12.3316MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Apr 05 1995 13:462
By all means - be my guest!

12.3317CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Wed Apr 05 1995 14:129

 Wouldn't think of it, Jack!





 Jim
12.3318SighCSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Wed Apr 05 1995 16:034


 Nice evening out with a friend last night..
12.3319GAVEL::JANDROWWed Apr 05 1995 16:055
    
    
    and that was a thing to *hate*???
    
    
12.3320WAHOO::LEVESQUEluxure et suppliceWed Apr 05 1995 16:132
    I can think of reasons why it might be something to like AND something
    to hate.
12.3321CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Wed Apr 05 1995 16:148


 re Doc...



 Precisely
12.3322WAHOO::LEVESQUEluxure et suppliceWed Apr 05 1995 16:241
    Yeah, been there, done that, got the t-shirt.
12.3323GAVEL::JANDROWWed Apr 05 1995 17:029
    
    
    he 'splained to me...hadn't thought of that...
    
    
    tth:  when my 'broadcast' decides to shut itself off and i find out
    hours later that i have mail waiting...
    
    
12.3324CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenWed Apr 05 1995 17:481
    What's this all about me being on my way then?  Glen, speak up lad!
12.3325GOOEY::JUDYThat's Ms. Bitch to you!Wed Apr 05 1995 17:509
    
    
    	Doctor's appts where I wait for 50 minutes AFTER my
    	scheduled appt, don't see the doctor I had the appt
    	with and only spend five minutes in the exam room
    	"Breathe....breathe...does this hurt?  here's a prescription"
    
    	harumph.
    
12.3326Hot button of mine, tooDECLNE::REESEToreDown,I'mAlmostLevelW/theGroundWed Apr 05 1995 18:084
    .3325
    
    Sounds like the HMO I left as soon as I could opt out.
    
12.3327BIGQ::SILVADiabloWed Apr 05 1995 18:147
| <<< Note 12.3324 by CONSLT::MCBRIDE "Reformatted to fit your screen" >>>

| What's this all about me being on my way then?  Glen, speak up lad!

	I figured you being the gentleman you are, would have graciously gone
over to Deb's facility, (yes, it is HER facility) and rubbed her temples for
her. But it's a new day, and maybe her temples don't need rubbing anymore...
12.3328POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesWed Apr 05 1995 18:439
    
    No, my headache is gone, tyvm, but my left shoulder and neck area
    hurts.  Now it not only pulls my hair when I swivel to look out my
    driver side window, but it hurts my neck and shoulder also.
    
    {whine}
    {bleat}
    
    8^)
12.3329MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuaryWed Apr 05 1995 18:448
    >No, my headache is gone, tyvm, but my left shoulder and neck area
    >hurts.  Now it not only pulls my hair when I swivel to look out my
    >driver side window, but it hurts my neck and shoulder also.
    
    Oh don't worry then. Mr. Topaz says you're not supposed to
    do that anyway...
    
    -b
12.3330NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Apr 05 1995 18:463
>    {bleat}

Here comes Gene!
12.3331GAVEL::JANDROWWed Apr 05 1995 18:479
    
    
    excuse me, glen, but it is OUR facility...
    
    
    nnttm
    
    
    
12.3332sorry raq.....BIGQ::SILVADiabloWed Apr 05 1995 18:483

	<whimper>.....
12.3333CSOA1::LEECHGo Hogs!Wed Apr 05 1995 19:581
    SNARF!
12.3334SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIYap!Yap!Yap!Yap!Yap!Yap!Yap!Wed Apr 05 1995 19:598
    
    <------
    
    I would change your PN before someone takes you to task, old boy!
    
    
    :)
    
12.3335Not that good of an afternoonREFINE::KOMARThe BarbarianWed Apr 05 1995 20:2113
TTHT:
	Trying to reproduce a problem that I know exists on a different printer.

	Had to explain a (somewhat) harmless little joke.  The problem was that one
of my co-workers might come to karaoke tonight and he jokes around with me saying 
that this girl who is a friend of mine is my girlfriend.  The worst part is that
the girl's real boyfriend is actually going to be there.  When I let her in on this
joke (because my friend might say something and I wanted her to be prepared for 
this) she actaully thought the situation was more serious than it really is.

	Oh well, almost 5:00.  I need a drink.

ME
12.3336PENUTS::DDESMAISONSno, i'm aluminuming 'um, mumWed Apr 05 1995 20:343
	sophomoric entries

12.3337POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesWed Apr 05 1995 20:372
    
    {hangs head in shame}
12.3338MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Apr 05 1995 20:372
Komar, old man, could we possibly have that in an 80 column form factor?

12.3339MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuaryWed Apr 05 1995 20:3715
    OUCH!

    It appears that it's time to make a large nondeductible donation
    to the auto maintenance industry. My truck wouldn't go into
    gear this morning, so I had it towed to the garage and took a
    cab to work...

    Just talked to the garage. I need a new transmission! (Actually,
    I'm having a rebuilt one installed) Even then, the figures
    involved are not pretty. No they're not.

    Sob.

    -b
12.3340MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Apr 05 1995 20:382
The cab fare prolly wasn't anything to pin a rose on, either . . . 

12.3341NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Apr 05 1995 20:383
>	sophomoric entries

It was the mention of Mailroom that caused it.
12.3342NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Apr 05 1995 20:393
>    Sob.

Stay away from Swedish vehicles.
12.3343Hockey news for those who careTROOA::TRP109::Chrisperform random acts of affectionWed Apr 05 1995 20:454
	Kirk Muller being traded from the Canadiens to New York

	(although I suspect this will turn into a TTLSaturday night
 	 when Don Cherry has his tirade on "Coaches Corner")
12.3344POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesWed Apr 05 1995 20:462
    
    Izzat the Rangers or the Islanders?  Who'd they get for him?
12.3345BIGQ::SILVADiabloWed Apr 05 1995 20:488
| <<< Note 12.3341 by NOTIME::SACKS "Gerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085" >>>

| >	sophomoric entries

| It was the mention of Mailroom that caused it.


	Gerald, would that have been jr-highic entries?
12.3346GAVEL::JANDROWWed Apr 05 1995 21:086
    
    
    oh sure...everyone else can bash mailroom, but i am the one that gets
    called classless...
    
    
12.3347NETCAD::WOODFORDLightening fingersWed Apr 05 1995 21:139
    
    
    Don't let it get you down Raq.  What goes around comes around.
    
    
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.3348SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIYap!Yap!Yap!Yap!Yap!Yap!Yap!Wed Apr 05 1995 22:438
    
    re: .3346
    
    Except on Thursday nights???
    
    
     :)
    
12.3349CALDEC::RAHMight as well dance.Wed Apr 05 1995 23:392
    
    not knowing where home is anymore.
12.3350POLAR::RICHARDSONSpecial Fan Club BaloneyThu Apr 06 1995 00:061
    I know what you mean. 8-\
12.3351REFINE::KOMARThe BarbarianThu Apr 06 1995 12:0011
RE: .3344

	Islanders got Muller for Pierre Turgeon.  There were other minor
players involved in the trade as well.

RE: 80 char format

	Sorry about that.  I use XNotes and I can keep typing without a 
carriage return.

ME
12.3352WAHOO::LEVESQUEluxure et suppliceThu Apr 06 1995 12:051
    Mathieu Schneider is not exactly a minor player.
12.3353REFINE::KOMARThe BarbarianThu Apr 06 1995 12:224
    Sorry, I'm not that up on hockey.  I called the other guys minor
    because the names did not sound familiar.
    
    ME
12.3354CSOA1::LEECHyawnThu Apr 06 1995 12:378
    TTH & TTL:
    
    Daylight savings time.  I like the extra hour of light, but for some
    reason I can't seem to get to sleep until the 12-1am time frame
    (previously 11-12 timeframe).  Getting out of bed seems to be getting
    harder and harder as the week goes on.
    
    -steve 
12.3355POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesThu Apr 06 1995 13:012
    
    The sound of my voice on the radio 8^p.
12.3356Leafs did not look prettyTROOA::TRP109::Chrismaster of my own domainThu Apr 06 1995 13:282
Turgeon (from the Islanders) played last night and scored the tying goal 
as well as having two assists.
12.3357MKOTS3::JMARTINYou-Had-Forty-Years!!!Thu Apr 06 1995 13:306
    Chris:
    
    Come on.  The Mapleleafs have been bumbs ever since the days of Lanny
    McDonald!
    
    
12.3358I agree - the Harold Ballard generation was a bad one!TROOA::TRP109::Chrismaster of my own domainThu Apr 06 1995 14:363
Well.... they are the only team that made the Final 4 the last 
two years  (although if they don't get better defence I don't imagine 
this scenerio happening again this year)
12.3359POLAR::RICHARDSONSpecial Fan Club BaloneyThu Apr 06 1995 14:443
    Looks like the trade was good for the Habs.
    
    They won last night, beating the Nordiques.
12.3360MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuaryThu Apr 06 1995 17:3710
    I'm not sure whether I hate this or not, but on the surface
    it seems like something I should hate:

    As my mustache/goatee grows in, a _lot_ of gray hair is
    starting to appear. Reddish blonde hair too, but the
    gray stuff is definitely working on my youthful vanity,
    yes it is! :-) :-) :-)

    -b
12.3361NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Apr 06 1995 17:401
Time to get Grecian Formula.
12.3362CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Thu Apr 06 1995 17:4611


 I've thought of growing my beard but I think it would be 90% gray.  I'll
 stick w/ the stache.





Jim
12.3363SMURF::BINDERvitam gustareThu Apr 06 1995 17:506
    .3362
    
    Yea, I've got a beard like that.  Most of the 'stache, too, as you may
    have noticed at Cooper's.  I wish it'd all just get it over with and
    turn white, it's not gonna turn brown ever again, and this streaky
    business sucks.
12.3364CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Thu Apr 06 1995 18:0610

 Agreed...just get it the heck overwith.






Jim
12.3365DECLNE::REESEToreDown,I'mAlmostLevelW/theGroundThu Apr 06 1995 18:075
    He doesn't need Grecian Formula (messy on a beard).  I've seen
    a company advertising men's hair color products and they also 
    mentioned an accompanying "gel" product that could be used on
    beards and eyebrows.
    
12.3366NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Apr 06 1995 18:092
Many women find salt-and-pepper hair, facial or otherwise, attractive.
On men, I mean, not on themselves.
12.3367PENUTS::DDESMAISONSno, i'm aluminuming 'um, mumThu Apr 06 1995 18:114
>>Many women find salt-and-pepper hair, facial or otherwise, attractive.

	er, yup.  (mostly the otherwise part)
12.3368MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Thu Apr 06 1995 18:155
Regarding the striated whiskers -

   I just keep reminding myself that they look distinguished. I've heard
   it said that if you repeat something often enough . . . 

12.3369NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Apr 06 1995 18:172
Speaking of salt-and-pepper hair, I read a while ago that Rex Morgan finally
proposed to June Gale.  He's had greying temples for a couple of decades now.
12.3370PENUTS::DDESMAISONSno, i'm aluminuming 'um, mumThu Apr 06 1995 18:176
>>   I just keep reminding myself that they look distinguished. I've heard
>>   it said that if you repeat something often enough . . . 

	in your case, it is true.


12.3371MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuaryThu Apr 06 1995 18:1722
    My first "band" was a jazz quartet with my father. One of the
    members was a drummer named "Dinger Felden". Dinger was bald,
    well almost. He was bald on top and on the right side of his
    head.. The left side, however, grew a rather spirited tuft
    of hair, but it was gray.

    Well, Dinger was not one to revel in his baldness, so instead
    he let the left side grow very long. He would use copious
    amounts of Grecian Formula on it as well.

    Before a gig, Dinger would wrap the long hair from the left
    side all around his head in a kind of hair turban. Unfortunately,
    Dinger was also from the Keith Moon school of drumming and
    got a little wild. As the night progressed, the Grecian
    Formula would run, causing black streaks down his face.
    Also, the hair turban would unravel, despite any level of
    chemical assistance he applied.

    It was truly a sight to behold.

    -b
12.3372PENUTS::DDESMAISONSno, i'm aluminuming 'um, mumThu Apr 06 1995 18:185
>>    It was truly a sight to behold.

	ngung.

12.3373DECLNE::REESEToreDown,I'mAlmostLevelW/theGroundThu Apr 06 1995 18:207
    Actually Delbalso, I think you're right; it does look distinguished
    AND natural.  A coworker who went prematurely grey in his 30s has
    taken to dyeing his hair; alas it looks rather obvious to most of
    us who knew him when.  The sad part is this guy has a great head
    of hair and I really thought the salt/pepper looked sexy ;-}
    
    
12.3374MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Thu Apr 06 1995 18:214
>	in your case, it is true.

That would be the part about the repeating often?

12.3375WMOIS::GIROUARD_CThu Apr 06 1995 18:225
    ya, you get that "Bride of Frankenstein" look...
    
    just kidding, just kidding... :-)
    
    Chip
12.3376PENUTS::DDESMAISONSno, i'm aluminuming 'um, mumThu Apr 06 1995 18:278
>>That would be the part about the repeating often?

	hoho ha.  i'm not a beard fancier, but sometimes - they
	just work.  all fu manchu and handlebar staches and goatees
	should be banned, btw.  ;>


12.3377MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuaryThu Apr 06 1995 18:297
    >	hoho ha.  i'm not a beard fancier, but sometimes - they
    >	just work.  all fu manchu and handlebar staches and goatees
    >	should be banned, btw.  ;>
    
    Oh well.
    
    -b
12.3378CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenThu Apr 06 1995 18:301
    Yeah, and that silly little one that Wayne Newton wears too.  
12.3379NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Apr 06 1995 18:343
>    Yeah, and that silly little one that Wayne Newton wears too.  

Ewwww.
12.3380POLAR::RICHARDSONSpecial Fan Club BaloneyThu Apr 06 1995 18:391
    It's snowing here. 8^p
12.3381MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Thu Apr 06 1995 18:492
And here we were having a pleasant afternoon, too. What a spoilsport, Ned.

12.3382BIGQ::SILVADiabloThu Apr 06 1995 19:1111

grey/gray beards, etc:


	I have a friend who has had salt & pepper hair since his 20's. It made
him stand out as unique. He got lots of attention. So if ya got salt & pepper
hair/beard, etc, live it up boyz!



12.3383MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuaryThu Apr 06 1995 19:125
    
    Well, Glen, that's not necessarily good news considering
    the company you keep! :-) :-) :-)
    
    -b
12.3384BIGQ::SILVADiabloThu Apr 06 1995 19:1512
| <<< Note 12.3383 by MPGS::MARKEY "The bottom end of Liquid Sanctuary" >>>


| Well, Glen, that's not necessarily good news considering
| the company you keep! :-) :-) :-)

	Brian.... it works BOTH ways!!!!  Really!  I said he got lots of
attention... I didn't say from who. But if you must know, the wimmins luved
him, and the men dated him.


Glen
12.3385MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuaryThu Apr 06 1995 19:176
    
    Great. So the women will love me, but only the men will date me.
    
    I'm shaving! :-) :-)
    
    -b
12.3386CALDEC::RAHMight as well dance.Thu Apr 06 1995 19:402
    
    navin rink ice is majorly cracked, they need to remake it totally.
12.3387SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIYap!Yap!Yap!Yap!Yap!Yap!Yap!Thu Apr 06 1995 19:415
    
    Why??? More chin music???
    
    :) :)
    
12.3388BIGQ::SILVADiabloThu Apr 06 1995 21:047
| <<< Note 12.3385 by MPGS::MARKEY "The bottom end of Liquid Sanctuary" >>>


| Great. So the women will love me, but only the men will date me. I'm shaving! 


	HAAAAHAAAAHAAAA!!!!!!!  Too funny Brian! Too funny! :-)
12.3389But those dogwoods sure are prettyDECLNE::REESEToreDown,I'mAlmostLevelW/theGroundThu Apr 06 1995 21:423
    The pollen count, aaaachooooooo!!!!
    
    
12.3390Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Fri Apr 07 1995 01:493
    TTHover the past couple of weeks : Anyone I have spoken to on a 
    professional basis i.e. Partners, resellers, Account Managers etc
    etc. 
12.3391POLAR::RICHARDSONSpecial Fan Club BaloneyFri Apr 07 1995 01:543
    An inch of snow on the ground.

    The jet stream is really pissing me off!
12.3392MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Fri Apr 07 1995 01:593
Well, I must say I'm glad the jet stream did most of its
leaking before it got down here, Glenn.

12.3393POLAR::RICHARDSONSpecial Fan Club BaloneyFri Apr 07 1995 02:033
    What would you guys do without Canada, eh? eh? eh?
    
    eh? eh? eh?
12.3394MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Fri Apr 07 1995 02:106
We'd be forced into suffering the wrath of Mother Nature's
abuse on you guys. You are clearly correct, and you folks
have my eternal gratitude.

The check's in the mail.

12.3395POLAR::RICHARDSONSpecial Fan Club BaloneyFri Apr 07 1995 02:121
    Rats! and you didn't get my address! 8-\
12.3396Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Fri Apr 07 1995 05:041
    It's only just turned 3:00pm and I wanna go home !
12.3397CALDEC::RAHMight as well dance.Fri Apr 07 1995 11:402
    
    nothing at all .. !
12.3398CSOA1::LEECHyawnFri Apr 07 1995 12:481
    Monday is only 3 days away.
12.3399TROOA::COLLINSArguing in my spare time...Fri Apr 07 1995 12:503
    
    Can't spend my tax refund...it all goes towards the VISA bill.  :^(
    
12.3400CSOA1::LEECHyawnFri Apr 07 1995 13:011
    SNARF!
12.3401Ban Canadian Gun Owners!BIGQ::SILVADiabloFri Apr 07 1995 13:213

	Well Glenn, it does give one reason to like Canadians! :-)
12.3402CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenFri Apr 07 1995 14:485
    Finding out that my filing status for 1994 might not be what I thought
    it was.  I may go to the most expensive status versus the second most
    expensive status :-(.  
    
    Brian
12.3403TROOA::TRP109::Chrismaster of my own domainFri Apr 07 1995 14:527
re:  Canadian weather

Actually, I usually get kind of a laugh watching the Buffalo winter 
weather reports.  The nice cold air comes flowing down from the land of 
the Great White North, picks up all the moisture over Lake Ontario and
then dumps mega snowfall in Buffalo while Toronto gets away with one or 
two inches - tee hee.  I don't think they are too happy about our weather!
12.3404GAVEL::JANDROWFri Apr 07 1995 14:5523
    
    
    tthln: ecomonics test from hell...whatever it was that i knew, wasn't
    on the test...
    
           after completing said test, we went out to the parking lot to
    find a note on the windshield..."call campus police"...then we notice
    all the glass on the seats, floor and ground...some schmuq decided to
    take a rock (which was still on the seat) and smash the passenger side
    window to get to the radar detector that was clipped to the visor.  and
    because the cord was too long and steve wrapped it around the post of
    the rear-view mirror, that is gone, too...cleaning up glass is no fun
    when it is mightily chilly out...and driving home was no pleasure
    either.  and it looks the place the insurance company told him to go to
    can't repair the window til monday or tuesday...
    
           docs appointment this morning which resulted in a surprise blood
    test...not that i mind them...my fear is nothing like tine's... :>  but
    still, the discomfort of it all...my veins aint stupid...they know
    whats coming, so they go into hiding...which sometimes makes the
    procedure a little more painful than it should be...which it did...
    
    
12.3405TTHLNROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150kts is TOO slow!Fri Apr 07 1995 17:4518
My daughter, Nicole, had a 'surprise' waiting for her at volleyball practice
last night. A girl who is on her team was mad at her and brought a 'friend' to
practice who beat up Nicole as she was walking from the parking lot to the gym.

We took Nicole to the hospital for a checkup as she either fell off or was
pushed off the side of a concrete ramp and hit her head on the concrete below
and was complaining of a severe headache.  The examination revealed a few bumps
on her head, but no other head injury!!!

We went and filed a criminal complaint at the police station this morning and
then I took her on to school.  Unfortunately, it looks like she will need
professional counseling, as Nicole told me on the way to school that she was
now afraid to have anyone touch her.

!@#$%^&*()!,

Bob
12.3406MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuaryFri Apr 07 1995 17:489
    
    That sucks Bob!!
    
    But good for you for filing a criminal complaint! My
    hat's off to you!
    
    How old is Nicole?
    
    -b
12.3407POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesFri Apr 07 1995 17:524
    
    Amazing.  Absolutely amazing 8^(.  These girls are what, twelve?
    
    I'm so sorry 8^(.
12.3408HELIX::MAIEWSKIFri Apr 07 1995 17:534
  Don't stop at the criminal complaint, get a lawyer and sue the bastards.

  George
12.3409GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA member in good standingFri Apr 07 1995 18:018
    
    
    Don't hire a scumsucker, Bob.  Just let the person get their
    punishment.  Sorry to hear about your daughter.  That's really
    terrible.
    
    
    Mike
12.3410HANNAH::MODICAJourneyman NoterFri Apr 07 1995 18:0212
    
    Bob,
    
    
    	Damn sorry to hear it.
    	As a parent going through similar stuff, I understand
    	how you feel. I hope everything turns out ok for both of you.
    
    
    						Take care
    
    							Hank
12.3411BIGQ::SILVADiabloFri Apr 07 1995 18:139


	Bob, sorry to hear about that. Filing was definitely the right thing to
do. I hope the girls parents will address this issue as real, and not as you
being some sort of butthole.


Glen
12.3412Nasty Nasty stuffTROOA::TRP109::Chrismaster of my own domainFri Apr 07 1995 18:355
Bob - that is truly awful....  I think the kid who did the pushing could 
also use the councelling.  I hope that your criminal complaint doesn't turn
the issue into an all out war.  Here's hoping for the best,

Chris
12.3413ROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150kts is TOO slow!Fri Apr 07 1995 18:4012
Thanks for all the kind words.  Nicole will be 13 in about 3 weeks.  The
volleyball team is for 7th and 8th graders and I suspect the girl that beat up
Nicole goes to the same middle school as her friend on the team, so that would
make the age range 12-14, maybe 15 if the girl failed a year.

Yes, I hope criminal charges wake up this girl and her parents.

George, I don't want to sue anyone.  I'll let the juvenile court system make
an attempt with the girl.  I just hope the counseling for Nicole doesn't cost
an arm and a leg.

Bob
12.3414POBOX::BATTISLand shark,pool sharkFri Apr 07 1995 18:485
    
    Bob, that indeed is unfortunate. I hope Nicole recovers completely
    and is able to put the incident behind her.
    
    Mark
12.3416DECLNE::REESEToreDown,I'mAlmostLevelW/theGroundFri Apr 07 1995 18:5911
    Bob,
    
    This is truely appalling.  Nicole should be commended for comming
    forward and telling ya'll about this (some kids would be inclined
    to hide it from their parents).  She shouldn't have what should
    be a fun period in her school career ruined by a bully.
    
    I agree with the other noter who feels that the bully is the one
    who really needs counseling.
    
    
12.3417BIGQ::GARDNERjustme....jacquiFri Apr 07 1995 19:0613

    What about the school's liability in this event?  Wasn't it on
    school property and on school-sponsored time???  Check with 
    your local school department for guidence on this issue.  They
    do have liability policies.

    Having the perp learn that actions cause one to be held accountable
    would be a good lesson to come out of this.  Your main concern is
    protection of the victim in this case being the father etc...

    justme....jacqui

12.3418HANNAH::MODICAJourneyman NoterFri Apr 07 1995 19:115
    
    I'll be a bit curious to see how the parents of the girls
    react. 
    
    Many are of the mindset that their children can do no wrong.
12.3419ROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150kts is TOO slow!Fri Apr 07 1995 19:189
The incident took place on school property.  The volleyball league is sponsored
by an independent sports association, which simply rents the facilities from
the school district.

I hope this reinforces the lesson for Nicole that the world is not always nice,
nor is it always fair, but that you've got to pick yourself up and keep on
going.

Bob
12.3420GAVEL::JANDROWFri Apr 07 1995 21:2924
    
    
    bob,
    
    i, too, feel for you and nicole...having been in nicoles shoes more
    than i care to recall, i know exactly what she is going thru...it's not
    fun.  when i was living with my grandparents, i never told them what
    was going on...but once, dad stopped by, and found me home 'sick'...i
    was scheduled for a pounding that afternoon and faked a temp and a
    headache to be sent home...well, he walked me right back to school
    (right about the time everyone was getting out) and had me point out
    the chic...he then took her right into the principal's office and had a
    screaming match with all attendees (not saying you should scream...that
    was just my dad)...well, even tho she and her friends called me names
    most of the way home, she never bothered me again.  of course, i also
    moved a few months later... :>  but still...i was glad my father found
    out...even if i nearly died of embarrassment on the playground...nice
    to know you have a good enough relationship with her...
    
    good luck to you both!!
    
    -raq
    
    
12.3421CALDEC::RAHMight as well dance.Sat Apr 08 1995 17:453
    
    serious sports equipment addiction may force a choice between
    hockey and shooting.
12.3422POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesSun Apr 09 1995 07:312
    
    Honestly, people go to bed so early around here 8^p.
12.3423SUBPAC::SADINOne if by LAN, two if by CSun Apr 09 1995 16:224
    
    We're all getting old mz_deb.....:)
    
    
12.3424POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesSun Apr 09 1995 17:283
    
    Naah, you're just getting sensible, something I haven't managed to get
    yet 8^).
12.3425CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Sun Apr 09 1995 18:125



 Hey, I'm still awake ;-)
12.3426POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesSun Apr 09 1995 18:203
    
    But where were you at 3:30 this morning, I'd like to know, when I was
    ready to chat 8^).
12.3427POLAR::RICHARDSONSpecial Fan Club BaloneySun Apr 09 1995 18:211
    Me too!
12.3428POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesSun Apr 09 1995 20:348
    Dammit, I have done my taxes over and over and over and I've finally
    gotten what I owe down to about $75, but is there ANYTHING I have
    forgotten to deduct?  How can I owe money when I bought a house last
    year?  Everyone tells me you get tons back when you buy a house.
    
    Does anyone know of anything off-beat that I can deduct?
    
    ptui 8^p.
12.3429BIGQ::SILVADiabloSun Apr 09 1995 20:434

	Deb, you always have to tack on more when you're a babe. You see, then
you become priceless, and that gets taxed for big $$$$$$!!!!!
12.3430POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesMon Apr 10 1995 01:132
    
    Boy, an answer like that almost makes the $75 worth it 8^).
12.3431POLAR::RICHARDSONSpecial Fan Club BaloneyMon Apr 10 1995 01:231
    Perhaps I can compensate with Canadian beer?
12.3432{perk}POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesMon Apr 10 1995 01:451
    
12.3433POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesMon Apr 10 1995 01:543
    
    Hmm, I'm suddenly having a craving for a boilermaker.  I'll be right
    back.
12.3434POLAR::RICHARDSONSpecial Fan Club BaloneyMon Apr 10 1995 01:563
    Brador and Johnny Walker Red is a good combo.
    
    IMHO
12.3435POLAR::RICHARDSONSpecial Fan Club BaloneyMon Apr 10 1995 02:001
    But my pseudo home made Swiss Lager is to die for.
12.3436POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesMon Apr 10 1995 02:023
    
    With the dearth of drinkable beer around here, unless one goes to CBC
    or somewhere, I'm beginning to see the benefits of homebrew.
12.3437POLAR::RICHARDSONSpecial Fan Club BaloneyMon Apr 10 1995 02:071
    The Canadian Broadcorping Castration?
12.3438POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesMon Apr 10 1995 02:113
    
    Commonwealth Brewing Company, I think.  Yummy.  Noisy as all getout,
    tho, and last night they had a reggae band downstairs.  Yikes.
12.3439POLAR::RICHARDSONSpecial Fan Club BaloneyMon Apr 10 1995 02:221
    oh. ooooo aaaaaaaa silly me!
12.3440POLAR::RICHARDSONSpecial Fan Club BaloneyMon Apr 10 1995 02:265
    I SAID I was silly.
    
    Sincerely,
    
    Hildegard
12.3441POLAR::RICHARDSONSpecial Fan Club BaloneyMon Apr 10 1995 02:303
    <--- You're a bloody loonie!
    
    Sean
12.3442POLAR::RICHARDSONSpecial Fan Club BaloneyMon Apr 10 1995 02:323
    Stop picking on him!
    
    Nigel
12.3443POLAR::RICHARDSONSpecial Fan Club BaloneyMon Apr 10 1995 02:353
    Kisses to everyone!
    
    Leslie
12.3444POLAR::RICHARDSONSpecial Fan Club BaloneyMon Apr 10 1995 02:363
    You guys are all going to hell in a hand basket!
    
    Rex.
12.3445POLAR::RICHARDSONSpecial Fan Club BaloneyMon Apr 10 1995 02:375
    <--- Wow! a thumper and an idiot all rolled into one!
    
    Deirdre
    
    
12.3446POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesMon Apr 10 1995 02:382
    
    Is Leslie kissing the women too, or just the men?  Or just Glen 8^o?
12.3447POLAR::RICHARDSONSpecial Fan Club BaloneyMon Apr 10 1995 02:413
    Leslie is a very loving soul.
    
    Boutros Boutros
12.3448POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesMon Apr 10 1995 02:432
    
    Boy, that's a dodge if I ever saw one 8^).
12.3449POLAR::RICHARDSONSpecial Fan Club BaloneyMon Apr 10 1995 02:453
    Leslie drives a Ford.
    
    Shareena
12.3450POLAR::RICHARDSONSpecial Fan Club BaloneyMon Apr 10 1995 02:495
    We all drive Fords
    
    Glenn/Deirdre/Pamela/Franny/Ned/Dierdre/Anton/Sean/Alice/Jimi/Pauline/Rex/
    Nathan/Melanie/Ursula/Hildegard/Nigel/Boutros Boutros/Leslie/Shareena
    
12.3451.3449POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesMon Apr 10 1995 02:493
    
    You know, I knew that was coming, but I was powerless to stop it.
      
12.3452POLAR::RICHARDSONSpecial Fan Club BaloneyMon Apr 10 1995 02:553
    You were out numbered after all.
    
    Glenn
12.3453BOXORN::HAYSI think we are toast. Remember the jam?Mon Apr 10 1995 03:051
    US income taxes.
12.3454BOXORN::HAYSI think we are toast. Remember the jam?Mon Apr 10 1995 03:061
    The weather
12.3455BOXORN::HAYSI think we are toast. Remember the jam?Mon Apr 10 1995 03:062
    The setup
    
12.3456123456BOXORN::HAYSI think we are toast. Remember the jam?Mon Apr 10 1995 03:072
    the SNARF!!
    
12.3457POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesMon Apr 10 1995 03:182
    
    Wow, Phil, were you waiting up for that one or what?!  8^)
12.3458Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Mon Apr 10 1995 03:207
    TTH on Saturday - Recovering from Friday
     
    TTH even more on Sunday - Recovering from Saturday
    
    TTHT - Waking up feeling rather ill and I was a good boy last night,
    went to bed early etc etc. Also, finding out that Spurs lost their 
    Semi-Final matcha against Everton. Actually they got slaughtered.
12.3459POLAR::RICHARDSONSpecial Fan Club BaloneyMon Apr 10 1995 03:261
    Sounds nearly horrible!
12.3460CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Mon Apr 10 1995 03:3414


    
>    But where were you at 3:30 this morning, I'd like to know, when I was
>    ready to chat 8^).



   I waited up til 3:15, you weren't here so I went out :-)



   Jim
12.3461I'm Fuzzy Faced...BOXORN::HAYSI think we are toast. Remember the jam?Mon Apr 10 1995 03:513
RE: 12.3457 by POWDML::LAUER "Little Chamber of Fuzzy Faces" 

Finished my 1040,  logged in and there it was,  the change of a Soapbox!
12.3462BOXORN::HAYSI think we are toast. Remember the jam?Mon Apr 10 1995 11:573
Make that the "chance" of a soapbox.  Perhaps more than my face was fuzzy
last night...
12.3463BIGQ::SILVADiabloMon Apr 10 1995 13:376
| <<< Note 12.3431 by POLAR::RICHARDSON "Special Fan Club Baloney" >>>

| Perhaps I can compensate with Canadian beer?


	Hey.... that would be great for Deb as Canadian beer is GREAT! 
12.3464BIGQ::SILVADiabloMon Apr 10 1995 13:397
| <<< Note 12.3446 by POWDML::LAUER "Little Chamber of Fuzzy Faces" >>>


| Is Leslie kissing the women too, or just the men?  Or just Glen 8^o?


	Funny, everytime I went to kiss Leslie, Hildy appeared.... :(
12.3465GOOEY::JUDYThat's Ms. Bitch to you!Mon Apr 10 1995 15:006
    
    
    	...driving to Maynard this morning for a class, only to
    	find out after I got there, that because of a system glitch,
    	we were given the wrong date.....  harumph.
    
12.3466NETCAD::WOODFORDI&lt;--TheInfoWentDataWay--&gt;IMon Apr 10 1995 16:2911
    
    
    TTH: Coming in this morning to find that one of 
    my friend's sons was involved in a stabbing in
    Fitchburg late last night.  His son was the victim. :(
    
    
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.3467POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesMon Apr 10 1995 16:362
    
    Oh, dear!  Is the son all right?  How awful.
12.3468SUBPAC::SADINOne if by LAN, two if by CMon Apr 10 1995 16:416
    
    
    	I'm sorry to hear that Terrie...Fitchburg has become a fairly
    dangerous place. Is the son ok???
    
    jim
12.3469NETCAD::WOODFORDI&lt;--TheInfoWentDataWay--&gt;IMon Apr 10 1995 16:448
    
    
    He is in the hospital, but he is going to be fine.
    The knife missed his heart by three centemeters. 
    (That's what I've been told anyway.)
    
    Terrie
    
12.3470SX4GTO::OLSONDoug Olson, ISVETS Palo AltoMon Apr 10 1995 16:5110
    so not only did I put up with my own seldom-seen office being taken
    away and getting reassigned a cave, to move into at your ealiest
    convenience and in no less than a week- this while I'm spending all my
    time on site- last month- but now the site I spend all my time at has
    just engineered a big move and we had to pack for *that* last week.  So
    now I have to unpack all over again and worse, they didn't get all the
    system moves right.  One cube has no network, two aren't coming up at
    all, and none are set up to meet my aesthetic standards ;-(.  Ugh.
    
    Dougo
12.3471CALDEC::RAHHow you play is who you are.Mon Apr 10 1995 16:564
    
    so where to now, DougO?
    
    wonder if my cave will still be there when I get back.
12.3472GAVEL::JANDROWMon Apr 10 1995 17:106
    
    
    tth:  weekends that are too short and leave you with a 'longing for
          more' feeling that you just can't get rid of...
    
    
12.3473MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuaryMon Apr 10 1995 17:1342
    I guess the TTH is my own stupidity and/or optimism:

    Those that warned me about the Windows '95 Final Beta release
    sucking the big one were right... I had played with a previous
    Beta release, but wanted to check out the new interface. I
    had been told it was more "Mac-like".

    The interface is completely different when compared to the
    current shipping versions of Windows (3.1) or Win NT (3.5).
    But it's not like the Mac either. The interface is cool
    in some ways, and has more of the Mac functionality, but
    it does not look or feel like the Mac interface. This is
    not good or bad, it's just not what I was expecting...

    However, this software is _far_ from reliable. For one thing,
    the install crashed several times. I never got the "exit
    to DOS" mode working. The "DOS box" never worked right. Many
    of my critical applications would not run, the "Windows 3.1"
    type video drivers for my Hercules video card didn't work,
    nor did the drivers for my Turtle Beach Multisound board
    or my CardD+ digital audio interface. In a nutshell, major
    poo poo.

    So, I decided to revert to DOS 6.22 and Windows 3.1; and
    then the fertilizer really hit the ventilator. Win '95
    did something to the apps which I can't figure out. Many
    of the apps won't start anymore, giving me the message
    "Application requires a newer version of Windows". I've
    reinstalled the apps, but this didn't affect the problem!
    I thought it might have something to do with the OLE 2.0
    DLLs, but I tracked down the OLE 2.0 kit on my developer's
    network CD-ROMs, painstakingly installed the correct DLLs,
    and still not affect. I even tried installing Windows
    to a different directory, but I _still_ have the same
    problem. I've gone through the .INI files looking for
    something/anything but haven't hit on it yet...

    I guess the next step is to use one of my 10 free calls to
    Microsoft to try and sort out why that message is being
    produced when I attempt to run certain apps...

    -b
12.3474USAT05::BENSONEternal WeltanschauungMon Apr 10 1995 17:145
    
    near ninety degrees in Atlanta today.  We've had no appreciable rain in
    4 weeks or so.
    
    jeff
12.3475SMURF::BINDERvitam gustareMon Apr 10 1995 17:188
    .3473
    
    Religion notwithstanding, that's the primary reason I use a Mac.  It's
    clean, simple, straightforward, and totally lacking the smoke and
    mirrors needed to support "DOS" and its weaknesses.
    
    Sure, there are problems with Macs, too, but on the whole they're fewer
    and easier to deal with than the problems on PCs.
12.3476CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenMon Apr 10 1995 17:234
    TTHTW -  Having a weekend spoiled by a mysterious illness.  COuld nto
    get or stay warm, chills, light headed etc.  
    
    
12.3477SX4GTO::OLSONDoug Olson, ISVETS Palo AltoMon Apr 10 1995 17:267
    Robert, last month was going into the cave you saw me in last week.
    I'm staying in that one.
    
    What I'm complaining about now is the situation onsite in Menlo Park,
    my "other" offices, which moved this past weekend.
    
    DougO
12.3478PENUTS::DDESMAISONSno, i'm aluminuming 'um, mumMon Apr 10 1995 17:277
    
>>    Sure, there are problems with Macs, too, but on the whole they're fewer
>>    and easier to deal with than the problems on PCs.

	plus, you can draw some really cool looking pictures of
	miniature vegetables with them.

12.3479GAVEL::JANDROWMon Apr 10 1995 17:4112
    
    not really sure if this is a tth or a ttl:
    
    just got a phone call from the 'man' who officially broke my heart for
    the first time ... most surprised to hear from him ... i had sent him a
    quick mail message early last week and honestly did not expect to hear
    from him ... ever ... but he called ... and he is still the same ol'
    frank ... even wanted to get together when he's in town for training ...
    i don't think so ... at least not alone ...
    
    
    
12.3480BIGQ::SILVADiabloMon Apr 10 1995 18:237

	Bummer Brian.... you had such a busy weekend planned too. Were you able
to do ANY of it???


Glen
12.3481TROOA::TRP109::Chrisdedicated sybariteMon Apr 10 1995 18:282
The headcold from hell is hangin in nicely.  One of the guys in my group 
called me "Foghorn Leghorn" this morning   :*(
12.3482BIGQ::SILVADiabloMon Apr 10 1995 18:321
<---- i said boy... now boy.... you're not a chicken hawk....
12.3483CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenMon Apr 10 1995 18:385
    Got through all my staurday activities but Sunday was a loss expcept
    for the banquet in the afternoon after which I promptly went home and
    moaned on the couch.  
    
    Brian
12.3484BIGQ::SILVADiabloMon Apr 10 1995 18:481
<----- gasp!!!!
12.3485GAVEL::JANDROWMon Apr 10 1995 19:0011
    >.3483
    
    well, then you probably didn't see us driving around like morons
    in your neighborhood, looking for a car that might have rang a bell
    as being yours, trying to remember what street you lived on... :>
    
    
    <lazy sunday afternoon a better part of fitchburg...>
    
    
    
12.3486CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenMon Apr 10 1995 19:325
    Er, um, well not exactly.  You see, I was convalescing en la casa de mi
    amiga so to speak.  When one is ill, it is nice to be taken care of and
    I don't have HBO :-).  
    
    
12.3487COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertMon Apr 10 1995 19:563
>you're not a chicken hawk....

Are you?
12.3488BIGQ::SILVADiabloMon Apr 10 1995 20:239
| <<< Note 12.3487 by COVERT::COVERT "John R. Covert" >>>

| >you're not a chicken hawk....

| Are you?



	HUH?
12.3489POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesMon Apr 10 1995 20:432
    
    I give up.  I just give up.  I feel like a lab animal.
12.3490CALDEC::RAHHow you play is who you are.Mon Apr 10 1995 20:482
    
    you have white fur and whiskers?
12.3491CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenMon Apr 10 1995 21:001
    ...and a long pink tail?!?!?  
12.3492Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Tue Apr 11 1995 00:132
    I have had this head cold thingy for about a week now and it's just 
    annoying the hell outa me. Please go away.....
12.3493Talk hardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Tue Apr 11 1995 00:4432
    Get this... This really (!@@*$ me off this morning. The people who
    currently live on my living room floor, didn't have to go to work
    today, so last night they went out and didn't get back till very 
    late (morning) and they were drunk. They woke me up, I was annoyed.
    Then at 4:20 this morning the phone rings and wakes me up, and I here
    the following conversation:
    
    Ring Ring (good phone impression huh !
    Ring Ring
    Ring Ring
    1 - Is that the phone ?
    Ring Ring
    2 - Yeah !
    Ring Ring
    1 - Who is it ?
    Ring Ring
    2 - I don't know
    Ring Ring
    1 - Shall we leave it
    Ring Ring
    2 - I don't care
    Ring Ring
    
    At which point I run out my room screaming PICK UP THE *&^%$#@ PHONE!!!
    
    It was one of their friends from England calling. I'm i'll, I got woken
    up twice during the night, I didn't get to bed until late and I had to 
    get up reasonably early this morning. Also, when the phone rings at
    4:30 in the morning I usually think it's someone calling with bad news,
    so I paniced and then couldn't get back to sleep.
    
    Bad night I can tell you !!!    
12.3494GAVEL::JANDROWTue Apr 11 1995 12:1410
    
    
    ttheverymorning...
    
    	that i still wake up with a slightly stuffy nose and a scratchy
    	throat and i am having a hard time waking up and getting out of bed.
        
    
    
    	
12.3495CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Tue Apr 11 1995 13:0213



 I've had the same problem, raq..don't know if its allergies (which I normally
 don't have) or the sinus infection I had a while back coming back for an 
 encore.





Jim
12.3496Newly found allergies for meBIGQ::SILVADiabloTue Apr 11 1995 13:5515
| <<< Note 12.3494 by GAVEL::JANDROW >>>



| that i still wake up with a slightly stuffy nose and a scratchy
| throat and i am having a hard time waking up and getting out of bed.

	Same here raq. I have a spray to take, but where I was running late, I
forgot to take it. :(


Glen



12.3497SMURF::MSCANLONoh-oh. It go. It gone. Bye-bye.Tue Apr 11 1995 14:487
    If you're in NE, it's sinus.  I woke up with one of those
    head-pounding, eye socket aching, teeth-hurting, 
    I'm-sure-my-face-is-going-to-slide-off-the-front-of-my-head-from-
    the-pressure sinus headaches.  
    
    
     
12.3498BIGQ::SILVADiabloTue Apr 11 1995 14:573

<---- Isn't it always nice to wake up to something special??? heh heh
12.3499BIGQ::SILVADiabloTue Apr 11 1995 14:572
	I got
12.3500BIGQ::SILVADiabloTue Apr 11 1995 14:571
a snarf!!!
12.3501<----- CHETAH!TROOA::TRP109::Chrisdedicated sybariteTue Apr 11 1995 14:591
12.3502ThumpThumpThumpThumpThumpThumpThumpThumpThumpThump....MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuaryTue Apr 11 1995 15:258
    The pounding of a jack hammer/pile driver that's been going on
    since I got to work today.

    I now understand why those people below us called the apartment's
    landlord when we were newlyweds... :-) :-) :-)

    -b
12.3503BIGQ::SILVADiabloTue Apr 11 1995 15:276
                              -< <-----  CHETAH! >-


	Stop talkin bout my ex! :-)


12.3504POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesTue Apr 11 1995 17:3217
    
    TTHLN:  Awful, incredible nightmares.  Gory, scary, heartstopping ones 
    about being pursued relentlessly, trying to fight back, unable to get away 
    from this person who wanted to kill me.  For some reason I just couldn't 
    wake myself up.
    
    Fargas and Othello woke me up instead, Fargas standing on my chest,
    Othello pawing at me, and both of them meowing.  I must have been making 
    some awful noises, because they've never woken me up in the middle of the 
    night before, and Othello does NOT get on the bed, nor does he talk much.
    
    After I spoke to them and stroked them for a few minutes, they both 
    snuggled up next to me and we all went back to sleep.  Othello does not
    snuggle.
    
    My wonderful, wonderful boys 8^/.
         
12.3505POLAR::RICHARDSONSpecial Fan Club BaloneyTue Apr 11 1995 17:471
    Being hit by a very big truck.
12.3506BIGQ::SILVADiabloTue Apr 11 1995 17:4913
| <<< Note 12.3504 by POWDML::LAUER "Little Chamber of Fuzzy Faces" >>>


| TTHLN:  Awful, incredible nightmares.  Gory, scary, heartstopping ones about 
| being pursued relentlessly, trying to fight back, unable to get away from this
| person who wanted to kill me. 

	Deb, it was out of jealousy ya know. Being a Babe and all, ya gotta
expect this... :-)



Glen
12.3507MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuaryTue Apr 11 1995 17:495
    Being hit as a pedestrian, as a motorist, or just in some
    metaphorical sense?
    
    -b
12.3508Bummer Glenn...hope you're ok!BIGQ::SILVADiabloTue Apr 11 1995 17:5010
| <<< Note 12.3505 by POLAR::RICHARDSON "Special Fan Club Baloney" >>>

| Being hit by a very big truck.


	Which one of you was driving? Are all of you ok? Were you in a vehicle
or were all of you walking down the street? 


Glen
12.3509CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Tue Apr 11 1995 17:5211


 I had some pretty crazy nightmares myself last night..can't remember much
 about them, but I do remember that they weren't very good.





Jim
12.3510BIGQ::SILVADiabloTue Apr 11 1995 18:023

	Were you chasing anyone Jim??? :-)
12.3511CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Tue Apr 11 1995 18:055



 Hmm...could be ;-)
12.3512POBOX::BATTISLand shark,pool sharkTue Apr 11 1995 18:074
    
    deb, I didn't know you had talking cats. 
    
    Mark
12.3513BIGQ::SILVADiabloTue Apr 11 1995 18:203

	Deb, are your cats the ones who sang the Meow Mix song????
12.3514POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesTue Apr 11 1995 18:228
    
    Jim, were your eyes hurting this morning?  I kept trying to gouge out
    the eyes of my pursuer but wasn't having much luck.
    
    Mark, of course my cats talk.  How do they expect me to cater to their
    every whim otherwise?
    
    My cats have too much dignity to do commercials, Glen 8^).
12.3515BIGQ::SILVADiabloTue Apr 11 1995 18:2612
| <<< Note 12.3514 by POWDML::LAUER "Little Chamber of Fuzzy Faces" >>>


| My cats have too much dignity to do commercials, Glen 8^).

	Deb, did they do the meow at the end of all the MTM Production tv
shows???? Oh wait.... the are your cats, so they can act. Did they do the dog
bark for the, "Sit BooBoo, sit....<insert bark>.... good dog"??????



Glen
12.3516CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Tue Apr 11 1995 18:2817


    
>    Jim, were your eyes hurting this morning?  I kept trying to gouge out
>    the eyes of my pursuer but wasn't having much luck.
 

    Well, now that you mention it, they do hurt a little.  Maybe that's
    why I don't remember much of my dream..I couldn't see because somebody
    was trying gouge my eyes out.




   
    Jim
12.3517WAHOO::LEVESQUEluxure et suppliceTue Apr 11 1995 18:283
    >How do they expect me to cater to their every whim
    
     Or cater to their every waul...
12.35188^)POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesTue Apr 11 1995 18:304
    
    Their sweet little meows are not caterwauls, they're music to my ears!
    
    So there 8^p!
12.3519meeeOOOOOOWWW!WAHOO::LEVESQUEluxure et suppliceTue Apr 11 1995 18:301
    especially when you go over a tail with the rocking chair, eh? :-)
12.3520POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesTue Apr 11 1995 18:323
    
    I have removed any item from my house that could be considered
    cat-unfriendly 8^).
12.3521POBOX::BATTISLand shark,pool sharkTue Apr 11 1995 18:362
    
    <----- Except the microwave. :-)
12.3522POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesTue Apr 11 1995 18:372
    
    Oooooh, that note deserves a {{{smaq}}} if I EVER saw one 8^).
12.3523BIGQ::SILVADiabloTue Apr 11 1995 18:513

	Does Battis get smaqed more than anyone else in here??? 
12.3524NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Apr 11 1995 18:531
Deb batters Battis.  [Best said with a Boston accent.]
12.3525GAVEL::JANDROWTue Apr 11 1995 19:057
    
    i had some not so nice dreams as well, last nite...involved trying to
    drive an 18-wheeler with no brakes...rather odd...and of course,that is
    all i remember at this point...that and breathing heavily when the
    alarm went off...probably because it scared the doo-doo out of me...
    
    
12.3526BIGQ::SILVADiabloTue Apr 11 1995 20:051
<---- that must have been some classy lookin truck....
12.3527POLAR::RICHARDSONSpecial Fan Club BaloneyTue Apr 11 1995 20:081
    Sounds like the truck that hit me.
12.3528BIGQ::SILVADiabloTue Apr 11 1995 20:113

	wuz it all a dream Glenn?????
12.3529CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Tue Apr 11 1995 20:183

 I seem to recall my dream involving a stolen car
12.3530POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesTue Apr 11 1995 20:273
    
    I was being chased around the Copley Place parking garage.  Perhaps
    that's where you stole the car.
12.3531CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Tue Apr 11 1995 20:314


 Could be...is that where you tried to gouge my eyes out?
12.3532POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesTue Apr 11 1995 20:323
    
    There, among other places.  You just wouldn't give up!  And I didn't
    have my shotgun with me.
12.3533The Prices! Oh the Humanity!!!MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuaryTue Apr 11 1995 20:335
    If you all were at Copley Place, you were, undoubtedly all
    getting your eyes gouged out!

    -b
12.3534GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA member in good standingTue Apr 11 1995 20:384
    
    
    
    Gee Deb, didn't they have CCW in your dream? :')
12.3535CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Tue Apr 11 1995 20:4112

 .3532



  No problem...I had my bullet proof pillow with me.




 Jim
12.3536GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA member in good standingTue Apr 11 1995 20:456
    
    
    Too bad you weren't smart enough to cover your eyes with it. :')
    
    
    Mike
12.3537REFINE::KOMARThe BarbarianTue Apr 11 1995 21:073
    TTHT:
    
    Power outa
12.3538See previousREFINE::KOMARThe BarbarianTue Apr 11 1995 21:073
    ge
    
    ME
12.3539The power went out todayBIGQ::SILVADiabloWed Apr 12 1995 01:537
| <<< Note 12.3537 by REFINE::KOMAR "The Barbarian" >>>


| Power outa


	Hey, were you in Hudson today or somethin????? 
12.3540Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Wed Apr 12 1995 03:283
    The last time I had nightmare was when I busted my ankle/leg
    parachuting. These were extremely bad nightmares though and I 
    nearly ended up in some servere trouble with them....
12.3541Some advice...KURMA::DMILLERHello...it's me.Wed Apr 12 1995 04:119
    
    Just goes to show....
    
    You shouldn't sleep when you're parachuting.
    
    
    
    
    You're welcome.
12.3542Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Wed Apr 12 1995 04:332
    Actually I fink it had a lot to do with the lovely pain killing drugs
    they were giving me in the hospital.
12.3543WMOIS::GIROUARD_CWed Apr 12 1995 09:574
    mailed my state check off to the PRM ysterday and i'm still hating it
    today!
    
    Chip
12.3544CALDEC::RAHHow you play is who you are.Wed Apr 12 1995 11:244
    
    i mailed mine off to the franchise tax board on friday.
    
    and i don't even have a franchise!
12.3545REFINE::KOMARThe BarbarianWed Apr 12 1995 11:583
	Did Hudson have a power outage?  Marlboro had one at about 4:45PM.

ME
12.3546NETCAD::WOODFORDI&lt;--TheInfoWentDataWay--&gt;IWed Apr 12 1995 12:1420
    
    Well, I should have entered this yesterday, but I never had the time.
    
    
    TTHTuesdayMorning:  I got up at 4:30am, got myself showered and
    dressed, packed the kid's suitcases, etc. into the car for their
    trip to Florida, got the kids out of bed, showered, and dressed,
    then woke up Alan to get ready to go to the airport.  By this time
    it was about 6:00am.  Alan says to me "What are you doing?"  I say,
    "Getting ready to take the kids to the airport."  Alan says, "This is
    only the 11th, and they aren't leaving till the 18th...NEXT Tuesday."
    
    I couldn't believe I had done this!  The worst part is, I have a going
    away party planned for them for this coming Saturday.  Did I think they
    were not going to be here for their own party?!?!
    
    I think I need a vacation myself.....
    
    Terrie
    
12.3547POBOX::BATTISLand shark,pool sharkWed Apr 12 1995 12:418
    
    Got crushed on the billiards table again last night. This is now the
    second straight week of losing money to my friend. He is making up for
    lost time in a hurry. My shot has suddenly deserted me in the last two
    weeks. I have two options. Start practicing more, or put the damn cue
    in the closet for awhile.
    
    Mark
12.3548NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Apr 12 1995 12:421
Terrie, forget the kids.  It sounds like _you_ need the vacation.
12.3549RDGE44::ALEUC8Wed Apr 12 1995 12:435
    .3546
    
    oh my, tell me it isn't true .....
    
    ric$laffing_like_a_hyena
12.3550NETCAD::WOODFORDI&lt;--TheInfoWentDataWay--&gt;IWed Apr 12 1995 12:4410
    
    
    Well, the tickets were purchased by my brother, in their name,
    so i guess I have to wait till my planned vacation in August
    before I get any relief.
    
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.3551NETCAD::WOODFORDI&lt;--TheInfoWentDataWay--&gt;IWed Apr 12 1995 12:458
    
    Yup, it's true....Glad you got a good laugh.
    My kids wanted to *KILL* me.
    
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.3552GAVEL::JANDROWWed Apr 12 1995 13:1516
    
    ttht:
    
    at the gas station, i decided to actually fill up the tank with the
    good stuff (she deserves it once in a while), instead of my usual 10$ 
    deposit of the mid-grad stuff...and i figured i'd throw in some dry gas 
    as well, to see if it helps that hesitation thing i get once in a while...
    'sides, it couldn't hurt...well, i was wrong!!  it killed!!!  ever try 
    getting one of those little caps off the container???  it isn't kidding 
    where it says "pry off"...i couldn't get it off with my bottle opener, 
    my key or my fingers...and ended up somehow scraping a tiny chunk of skin 
    out of 2 of my knuckles...so i said "*bleep* it", and used my teeth...that
    work with no problems...but now i have sore knuckles... :< 
    
    
    and glen, what were you and *alan* (not woodford) doing in my dream!?!??!
12.3553CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Wed Apr 12 1995 13:1611


 I used to keep a screwdriver handy for prying off the caps of those dry gas
 bottles.  Lacking one of those, I'd try a key.  If that didn't work, I'd
 toss the blasted thing in the trash and drive off.




 Jim
12.3554POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesWed Apr 12 1995 13:212
    
    I just hand it to a man.  Works for me every time 8^).
12.3555CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Wed Apr 12 1995 13:314


 see .3553 ;-)
12.3556And an evacuation in building 1, too!BIGQ::SILVADiabloWed Apr 12 1995 13:335
| <<< Note 12.3545 by REFINE::KOMAR "The Barbarian" >>>

| Did Hudson have a power outage?  Marlboro had one at about 4:45PM.

	Hudson had one right around then too! 
12.3557BIGQ::SILVADiabloWed Apr 12 1995 13:3712
| <<< Note 12.3552 by GAVEL::JANDROW >>>


| and glen, what were you and *alan* (not woodford) doing in my dream!?!??!

	Alan who? I've seen a picture of the, "not woodford", and it would have
been nice to have been in the dream with him. :-)  Was it a nightmare or a good
dream?????



Glen
12.3558BIGQ::SILVADiabloWed Apr 12 1995 13:387
| <<< Note 12.3554 by POWDML::LAUER "Little Chamber of Fuzzy Faces" >>>


| I just hand it to a man.  Works for me every time 8^).


	Me too..... :-)
12.3559My Mom should have pushed harder or crossed her legs...ROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150kts is TOO slow!Wed Apr 12 1995 14:086
    Network problems...Can't get to the server from my PC.  I'm dead in the
    water.
    
    Sharing my birthday with Tiny Tim and David Cassidy.
    
    Bob
12.3560BIGQ::SILVADiabloWed Apr 12 1995 14:159
| <<< Note 12.3559 by ROWLET::AINSLEY "Less than 150kts is TOO slow!" >>>

| Network problems...Can't get to the server from my PC.  I'm dead in the
| water.

| Sharing my birthday with Tiny Tim and David Cassidy.

	Bob, I think the network problems are the LEAST of your worries.... but
this could explain them.... :-)
12.3561SMURF::BINDERvitam gustareWed Apr 12 1995 14:168
    tthln.
    
    1.  Quote from a painting contractor.  Notthe fact that it arrived by
        fax, the amount.
    
    2.  Installing plaster washers.
    
    3.  The Two Plus two Equals... level.
12.3562BIGQ::SILVADiabloWed Apr 12 1995 14:181
<------ I saw the origional version Dick!!!!
12.3563See 11.3659SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIYap!Yap!Yap!Yap!Yap!Yap!Yap!Wed Apr 12 1995 14:201
    
12.3564GOOEY::JUDYThat's Ms. Bitch to you!Wed Apr 12 1995 14:5414
    
    
    	re: raq
    
    	I usually pry it off after I open the gas door, on the 'lip'
    	of the gas tank.... kind of hard to describe but maybe you'll
    	understand what I'm gettin' at.  =)
    
    
    	ttht (and yesterday)  UCX causing problems with GOOEY so it's
    		been running slow as molasses since yesterday afternoon.
    		it's taking *forever* just to read the 8 mail messages
    		I had this morning.
    
12.3565MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Apr 12 1995 15:0210
Handy Helpful Tip #453 -

Easiest/quickest way to open a bottle of dry gas is to cut the top
off with a pocket knife.



Handy Helpful Tip #452 -

Always carry a pocket knife.
12.3566GAVEL::JANDROWWed Apr 12 1995 15:328
    
    
    actually, now that you mention it, i do have a pocketknife...i just 
    can't find it at the moment, as i used it over the weekend and can't 
    remember where i put it...but, with my luck, when i cut the top off,
    it'll more than likely splash all over me...
    
    
12.3567SUBURB::COOKSHalf Man,Half BiscuitWed Apr 12 1995 16:299
    Having a car which is only 1.5 years old and the battery being faulty.
    
    Costs an arm and a leg to get a new one (which in my opinion should be
    covered under warranty),then they disconnect the coded radio/cassette
    player and I don`t have the code to get it going again. So i`ve got
    to wank around trying to get a code for it. pah.
    
    I should have bought a bicycle instead.
    
12.3568GAVEL::JANDROWWed Apr 12 1995 16:537
    
    
    gee....remind me not to buy a car over there....here, a car battery can
    cost as low as 45$ ...
    
    
    
12.3569NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Apr 12 1995 16:541
Arms and legs are cheap in England.
12.3570BIGQ::SILVADiabloWed Apr 12 1995 17:145

	raq, once you get to top off, THEN ya gotta get the inside seal off!
Someone with athritis must go mental with these things. Why can't they be screw
tops???
12.3571MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Apr 12 1995 17:253
I 'member when it used to come in a steel can with a bottle top on it.
And it wasn't a screwtop, either.

12.3572CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenWed Apr 12 1995 17:262
    The mystery infection that seems to be causing my light headedness,
    chills and swollen leg.  :-(
12.3573MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Apr 12 1995 17:282
Not gangrene, I hope . . . 

12.3574SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIYap!Yap!Yap!Yap!Yap!Yap!Yap!Wed Apr 12 1995 17:305
    
    re: .3571
    
    And you had to go uphill (both ways) to put it in your car...
    
12.3575GAVEL::JANDROWWed Apr 12 1995 17:305
    
    well, glen, i at least remembered about the seal, and had my key
    ready for that part...
    
    
12.3576NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Apr 12 1995 17:335
> I 'member when it used to come in a steel can with a bottle top on it.
> And it wasn't a screwtop, either.

I've got a few of those in my garage.  They came with the house when we
bought it in '88.  I suspect the previous owners hadn't driven in a while.
12.3577BIGQ::SILVADiabloWed Apr 12 1995 17:4311
| <<< Note 12.3575 by GAVEL::JANDROW >>>


| well, glen, i at least remembered about the seal, and had my key ready for 
| that part...

	Gee, I hope you had your keys with you at the gas station.... :-)

	Brian, bummmmmmmmmer. I hope they figure out what's wrong asap. 


12.3578GAVEL::JANDROWWed Apr 12 1995 22:009
    
    
    <--- remimd me to {smaq} you later... :>
    
    
    tth...now i have that friggin' 'green acres' song running thru my head...
    
    
    
12.3579REFINE::KOMARThe BarbarianWed Apr 12 1995 22:285
Green acres is the place to be...

Goes in worst recording of all time.

ME
12.3580NETCAD::WOODFORDI&lt;--TheInfoWentDataWay--&gt;IWed Apr 12 1995 23:3412
    
    
    TTHT: Cancelling plans to go to the Monet exibit at the Museum of Fine
    Arts in Boston tonight because I was not feeling well, then getting
    stuck working instead.  Why can't I learn to say "5:00" when someone
    asks me "how late can you stay tonight?"
    
    
    
    Terrie
    (7:35pm...still here...will be for quite a while.)
    
12.3581CALDEC::RAHHow you play is who you are.Thu Apr 13 1995 00:373
    
    my hot new polyline code flakes out just when I wanna leave fer
    the evening.
12.3582Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Thu Apr 13 1995 01:477
    Those idiot people I lived with managed to <r.o> me off again in the
    early hours of this morning. Drunk again. Got woken up at 0000 then
    0100 then 0130 then 0230 all by the phone, and then again at 0300 by
    the door buzzer, because he had lost her and she had the key. That 
    was the reasons for the phone calls too. <r.o>  the are such drunken
    idiots. I can't wait to out of there in June. Good thing is they are
    lazy drunken idiots and will have nowhere to live !!!
12.3583Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Thu Apr 13 1995 01:471
    Oh and because of them I was late to work too.
12.3584DASHER::RALSTONAin't Life Fun!Thu Apr 13 1995 02:5411
  <<< Note 12.3582 by SNOFS1::DAVISM "And monkeys might fly outa my butt!" >>>
                                 -< Talk Hard >-

    Those idiot people I lived with managed to <r.o> me off again in the
    early hours of this morning. Drunk again. Got woken up at 0000 then
    0100 then 0130 then 0230 all by the phone, and then again at 0300 by
    the door buzzer, because he had lost her and she had the key. That 
    was the reasons for the phone calls too. <r.o>  the are such drunken
    idiots. I can't wait to out of there in June. Good thing is they are
    lazy drunken idiots and will have nowhere to live !!!

12.3585Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Thu Apr 13 1995 03:062
    Errmm yes, I was a tiny bit excited when I wrote the note and kind of
    mispelled a few words and left a few words out.......opps
12.3586DASHER::RALSTONAin't Life Fun!Thu Apr 13 1995 03:094
    I don't know what happened in .3584!! Brain block or somthing. By the
    way, where am I???
    
    ...Tom
12.3587Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Thu Apr 13 1995 03:112
    You're at the United Nations Peace Conference in Geneva 
    (sp? etc etc)
12.3588Is it that difficult?ROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150kts is TOO slow!Thu Apr 13 1995 04:245
    Why don't you just unplug the phone when you go to bed????
    
    NNTTM,
    
    Bob
12.3589Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Thu Apr 13 1995 06:352
    Ahhh but it could be someone calling from England and at that time
    it will be important.
12.3590Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Thu Apr 13 1995 06:403
    I have got this 'pain in the butt' sore on the side of my mouth. I
    think I did it this morning whilst {ahem} licking an envelope. It
    bloody hurts when I try and drink something.
12.3591WMOIS::GIROUARD_CThu Apr 13 1995 10:133
    -1 that's gotta be some big sore...
    
       Chip
12.3592SUBURB::COOKSHalf Man,Half BiscuitThu Apr 13 1995 11:456
    "licking an envelope"? That`s the first time i`ve heard it called that.
    
    You dirty get.
    
    
    
12.3593RDGE44::ALEUC8Thu Apr 13 1995 11:486
    .3592
    
    hahahahahahaha
    
    ric
    8^D
12.3594WAHOO::LEVESQUEluxure et suppliceThu Apr 13 1995 11:533
    "licking an envelope"? That`s the first time i`ve heard it called that.
    
     Yeah, usually I hear "licking a stamp"...
12.3595GAVEL::JANDROWThu Apr 13 1995 12:5230
    
    
    tthlastnite...
    
    called the only 800 number i could remember for new england telephone
    (since my local office had me on hold forever) only to get this person
    named 'brandi' on the phone, who tried to tell me that a certain
    calling service wasn't available in my area because it wouldn't benefit
    me...i tried to correct to tell her that my calling habits do not
    affect what is available in my exchange...she tried to correct me with
    the same hoqwash...i again, tried to correct her, asking 'what if i was
    a new customer in this exchange...are you going to tell me no calling
    services are available because none would benefit me cuz you don't have
    a history on me???'...she said 'have a good nite m'am...' and when i
    asked to speak to her supervisor, she hung up on me...a major no-no...
    i called back, got another rep, immediately asked to speak to a manager
    on duty...took a while but neal came on the phone, i told him what
    happened, he was very sorry, and very apologetic, and assured me i was
    correct...that the service i was inquiring about was indeed available
    in my area, regardless of my calling habits...so the nice rep named
    judy got the sale...
    
    then....this morning, i get in my car only to notice that it appears
    that my rear window is leaking...never noticed it before...wonder how
    long it has been leaking when it rains...and i wonder if the people who
    installed the new window last year or so put a proper seal on it and if
    not, if it has been leaking, unbeknowst to me, ever since when it rains...
    great...
    
    
12.3596NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Apr 13 1995 14:204
>    my hot new polyline code flakes out just when I wanna leave fer
>    the evening.

Polyline code flakes is my favorite breakfast cereal.
12.3597PENUTS::DDESMAISONSno, i'm aluminuming 'um, mumThu Apr 13 1995 14:262
 a burst of flavor in every byte.

12.3598CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Thu Apr 13 1995 14:4812




 What is shaping up to be a day from HE doubletoothpicks around here.





 Jim
12.3599POLAR::RICHARDSONSpecial Fan Club BaloneyThu Apr 13 1995 15:051
    What the hell are you trying to say?
12.3600no response to a call to the courtWAHOO::LEVESQUEluxure et suppliceThu Apr 13 1995 15:093
    
    
    
12.3601GOOEY::JUDYThat's Ms. Bitch to you!Thu Apr 13 1995 15:506
    
    
    	...forgetting what my 'thing to hate today' was....
    
    	sigh.
    
12.3602ASABET::EARLYLose anything but your sense of humor.Thu Apr 13 1995 18:0114
    -  Got MORE than half way thru installing MS Office Version 4.0 (20 disks)
    -  Ran into a corrupted disk
    -  Have already deleted all my old software (Word, Excel, Powerpoint ...)
       to make room for the new stuff.
    -  Called Microsoft - they'll send me out a new set of disks, should be
       all set (3-5 days)
    -  It's been over a week so I call to ask if it is really on its way.
    
    "Oh, the reason you haven't received that is because it is on back
    order -- it'll be at least 4-5 WEEKS!!!!" 
    
    {FROUT!}    <---- (a frown and pout all at once)
    
    
12.3603SMURF::BINDERFather, Son, and Holy SpigotThu Apr 13 1995 18:054
    Yet another reason why ya gotta love Microsquash.
    
    Me, I have exactly zero Microsquash programs on my system, and I aim to
    keep it that way.
12.3604MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuaryThu Apr 13 1995 18:5726
    RE: .3602

    And... when you get to Word version 6.0, you'll be ready
    to play Russian Roulette if you ever try to print an
    envelope or any other type of "form".

    Microsoft denies knowing _anything_ about this, but
    version 6.0 totally screws up printing on my Lexmark
    (IBM) 4917PS.

    I even got them to send me an "update" when I first
    installed it, and the update didn't work either. I
    have to keep version 2.0 on my system as well so
    I can print on anything other than 8.5 x 11 full
    size sheets.

    In fact, I would not have 6.0 installed on my system
    at all, except that I need to trade document files
    with people who only have Word 6.

    The fun part was the time I "went off" at a Microsoft
    developer love-in about this... the moment I got
    to the microphone I turned into a Postal Worker...
    I dunno what came over me... :-) :-) :-) :-)

    -b
12.3605MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Thu Apr 13 1995 19:445
TTHT:

    Salty coldcuts in a Subway Sub for lunch. Been through three 16 oz.
    cherry cokes already.

12.3606SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBe vewy caweful of yapping zebwasThu Apr 13 1995 19:475
    
    Shoulda had them put on hot peppers to kill the salty taste Jack...
    
    :)
    
12.3607POBOX::BATTISLand shark,pool sharkThu Apr 13 1995 19:552
    
    A new p-name Andy!! About time. :-)
12.3608Subway inhalesEST::RANDOLPHTom R. N1OOQThu Apr 13 1995 20:046
>        <<< Note 12.3605 by MOLAR::DELBALSO "I (spade) my (dogface)" >>>
>    Salty coldcuts in a Subway Sub for lunch. Been through three 16 oz.

I'm surprised it had that effect... they put so little meat in their
sandwiches, you wouldn't even know it was there.

12.3609An octopus entangled in its own armsDECWIN::RALTOMade with 65% post consumer wasteThu Apr 13 1995 20:0913
    re: Microsoft stuff
    
    I believe that Microsloth has pretty much reached the end of
    their tether.  They can't handle their own complexity anymore,
    ironically the very complexity that made them what they are today,
    however you'd wish to characterize that.
    
    Wasn't their most recent really successful product Windows 3.1?
    That was, what, three-and-a-half or four years ago?
    
    I certainly have no plans to hop on board the Windows 95/6 train.
    
    Chris
12.3610TROOA::TRP109::Chrisdedicated sybariteThu Apr 13 1995 20:2278
following on with the Microsoft bashing... an Aussie Deccie sent this to 
me just this morning (how timely!)

What if cars really were like computers?  You'd have a helpline to assist in 
solving problems as they came up...  Now just imagine if the same people 
that answer the phones at Microsoft had to answer the General Motors 
helpline... 

HelpLine: "General Motors HelpLine, how can I help you?" 
Customer: "I can get in through the driver's side door just fine, but       
     	   I can't open the passenger's side." 
HelpLine: "How did you try to open the passenger's side?" 
Customer: "I pulled up on the handle, just like on the other side." 
HelpLine: "People are always making that mistake.  You have to push on      
           the passenger's side.  Remember, you're always moving the        
           handle toward the left of the car.  It's more consistent         
           that way." 

HelpLine: "General Motors HelpLine, how can I help you?" 
Customer: "How do I turn my windshield wipers on?" 
HelpLine: "There's a little button on the radio console . . ." 
Customer: "Radio console??" 
HelpLine: "Yes, it's more efficient to have all the controls in one         
           central position.  Look for the one with a shape like a          
           piece of pie on it." 
Customer: "And that's the windshield wiper button?  I was always            
           wondering what that did." 
HelpLine: "People are always asking that.  You'd think they'd be more 
          familiar with the principles of graphic design."


HelpLine: "General Motors HelpLine, how can I help you?" 
Customer: "My car will go forward, but when I put it in reverse,            
           nothing happens." 
HelpLine: "What model do you have?" 
Customer: "It's a brand new 1994 Mongoose." 
HelpLine: "Yes, but it is a 1994R with a big R or 1994r with a small r?" 
Customer: "I don't know.  Let me find out and I'll call you back." 
HelpLine: "Alright, but let me tell you you've probably got the small       
           r model.  You'll need to upgrade to the big R version to go in   
           reverse." 

HelpLine: "General Motors HelpLine, how can I help you?" 
Customer: "I just called about the car that wouldn't go in reverse." 
HelpLine: "Well, yes, we get a lot of calls about that." 
Customer: "It turns out I have the small r model.  But I bought the         
           one with the 'Reverse gear option'." 
HelpLine: "Yes, that's the option to upgrade to a reverse gear." 
Customer: "Why don't they all just come with a reverse gear in the          
           first place?" 
HelpLine: "Well, that's very difficult to do, even for our world-class      
          engineers, and not everyone may want it.  Also, it makes          
          the car more complicated to drive.  So we offer it as an          
          option to our 'power drivers'." 
Customer: "How come all the Jupiters have had it standard since 1974?" 
HelpLine" "Ahem.  Well, yes, they're not a market leader, they're just      
          for people who really like working on cars.  If you really        
          want to get involved in those kind complicated details, go        
          right ahead . . ." 

But really, we're leaving out an important part:  

HelpLine: "General Motors HelpLine, how can I help you?" 
Customer: "My car just caught fire." 
HelpLine: "I see.  And what model was it?" 
Customer: "1994r Mongoose." 
HelpLine: "Big or small . . ." 
Customer: " . . . small r." 
HelpLine: "And your registration number?" 
Customer: "426917-woof-271828-arf-314159-spam." 
HelpLine: "And where did you buy your car?" 
Customer: "Fast Eddie's Sports-o-rama in Glendale." 
HelpLine: "And what was the name of the salesman?" 
Customer: "I don't remember." 
HelpLine: "I see.  Are you sure you didn't steal this car?" 
Customer: "Of course I didn't steal it!" 
HelpLine: "And would you be interested in purchasing our extended           
           service contract?" 
12.3611ASABET::EARLYLose anything but your sense of humor.Thu Apr 13 1995 20:279
    < ---- Wait a minute. They actually got to talk to a PERSON?!?!?!
    
    Now I'm REALLY {r.o.'d} off!! I got into an infinite loop of recordings
    and requests to push this button for this and that button for that.
    
    And they got to talk to a PERSON !?!?!?  
    
    {FROUT!!}
    
12.3612Say it ain't so... Joe!TROOA::TRP109::Chrisdedicated sybariteThu Apr 13 1995 22:321
Just heard the news.... 8,-(
12.3613Loonies, the lot of ya.XEDON::JENSENOh oh, it's jjtFWFri Apr 14 1995 01:322
    Sticking my woeful mug in de'box, just for a scant minoot.
    
12.3614POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesFri Apr 14 1995 01:562
    
    Hey!  Hey!  Persons of leisure are not allowed 8^)!
12.3615XEDON::JENSENOh oh, it's jjtFWFri Apr 14 1995 02:272
    Be vewwy vewwy qwiet.
    
12.3616CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Fri Apr 14 1995 02:434


 Hey, what are you doing here? ;-)
12.3617I thought you were dead!XEDON::JENSENOh oh, it's jjtFWFri Apr 14 1995 02:554
    Killing the signal-to-noise ratio, same as always, Kermie.  ;^)  ;^)
    
    And my cat is still stalking me thru the shower curtain!
    
12.3618MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Fri Apr 14 1995 10:452
Damn - I missed her.

12.3619GAVEL::JANDROWFri Apr 14 1995 12:1716
    
    jojo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    saturday is tomorrow....yeah!!!!!
    
    
    tth:  when i left here yesterday, i signed out of everything except my
    program manager and turned off the monitor, just as i do every monday
    thru thursday (i *hate* having to reboot this thing everyday)...but
    when i came in this morning everything was turned off...my printer as
    well...3rd time in a month this has happened and it has never happened
    before...really pisses me off to have someone come in MY office and
    mess with MY system...what else where they messing with while i wasn't
    here????
    
    
    
12.3620CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Fri Apr 14 1995 13:0120

>                         -< I thought you were dead! >-


 just a rumor.

       
   > And my cat is still stalking me thru the shower curtain!
    


    Mine hasn't been lately as my 18 year old son Chris has been staying with
 me and I usually dash into the bathroom before Tasha figures out what's goin
 on.




 Jim
12.3621CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Fri Apr 14 1995 13:5516



 So I stop in my local gas station/convenience store (hadn't been to this 
 one in a few days)..and I hit the switch to start the pump and lo and behold
 on pops a liquid crystal video screen extolling the virtues of Oreo cookies..
 the entire time that pump was running so were the ads.  And I could hear that
 from each of the pumps around me the customers were getting bombarded with
 ads for one product or another..can't we go *anywhere* without getting
 advertisements for something?




 Jim
12.3622WAHOO::LEVESQUEluxure et suppliceFri Apr 14 1995 13:581
    buy it NOW!
12.3623and what color is the sky in my world..SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBe vewy caweful of yapping zebwasFri Apr 14 1995 14:067
    
    and of course.... since the advertisers pay the dealer for the honor of
    displaying these messages to you, that means the price of gas will go
    down...
    
     Right?
    
12.3624CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Fri Apr 14 1995 14:084


 yyyyyyyyeah...
12.3625WAHOO::LEVESQUEluxure et suppliceFri Apr 14 1995 14:112
    Actually, the dealers with these LCD advertisers are typically hawking
    the products in their own pico-mart.
12.3626CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenFri Apr 14 1995 14:123
    The LCDs at the Shell I go to advertise the car wash, oil specials etc. 
    They are quiet though.  If they talked to me, I would complain and
    never go back.  
12.3627CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Fri Apr 14 1995 14:2311


 The station I go to used to have a "crawl" type LED message about carwashes, 
 etc.  I think I'm going to complain.  There's also a message over their
 speaker system proclaiming their joy that I chose to shop at their store
 today.



 Jim
12.3628POLAR::RICHARDSONSpecial Fan Club BaloneyFri Apr 14 1995 14:306
    Well, if you owned the shop you'd think it was a great idea.
    
    Actually it is a good idea, it's not like you're trying to balance your
    check book while you're out there pumping gas.
    
    Glenn
12.3629CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenFri Apr 14 1995 14:321
    I'm not?  No wonder the numbers come out all wrong.
12.3630WAHOO::LEVESQUEluxure et suppliceFri Apr 14 1995 14:421
    I think they'd be better off flashing sports scores.
12.3631GAVEL::JANDROWFri Apr 14 1995 17:137
    
    
    a minor migrane that wont go away...
    
    
    
    
12.3632GAVEL::JANDROWFri Apr 14 1995 17:339
    
    
    ...and this building, for whatever reason, keeps vibrating...making my
    'grane all that more noticable...
    
    
    calgon, take me away!!!!
    
    
12.3633BIGQ::SILVADiabloFri Apr 14 1995 17:591
<----you want the chair to vibrate instead? :-)
12.3634GAVEL::JANDROWFri Apr 14 1995 19:115
    
    
    <---at least i could enjoy that...
    
    
12.3635POLAR::RICHARDSONSpecial Fan Club BaloneyFri Apr 14 1995 19:171
    								----->
12.3636canadiansUSAT05::BENSONEternal WeltanschauungFri Apr 14 1995 19:211
    
12.3637BIGQ::SILVADiabloFri Apr 14 1995 20:521
<---- they're the leaders in vibrating chairs though!!!!
12.3638\\CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Fri Apr 14 1995 21:529


 My son Chris who has been staying with me for the last week is going back
 home to his mom's tonight :-(



 Jim
12.3639POLAR::RICHARDSONSpecial Fan Club BaloneySat Apr 15 1995 19:101
    It's effing snowing. >8^\
12.3640Not to rub it in, but . . . MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Sat Apr 15 1995 20:302
Sorry to hear that. Blue skies, sunshine, and lower 50's here.

12.3641CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Sat Apr 15 1995 20:599


 We were working at my church's land this morning..about 8AM we had some 
 flurries and about 9AM a pretty good snowshower.



 Jim
12.3642Of course, the Penguins had 2 guys in penalty box :-)DECLNE::REESEToreDown,I'mAlmostLevelW/theGroundMon Apr 17 1995 17:258
    TTHY:	Being a native of Pennsylvania, trying to decide
    	whether I should cheer for the Penguins or the Flyers :-(
    
    
    	Decided on the Flyers and got treated to a last minute goal
    	to tie the game in regular play, and the winning goal in
    	SD overtime!!
    
12.3643Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Mon Apr 17 1995 23:561
    ...... The four day weekend ends rapidly.
12.3644Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Tue Apr 18 1995 00:5410
    I feel quiet ill at the moment.
    
    My head hurts
    My face hurts !
    My nose is kinda blocked
    My chest hurts
    My hands and face are dry and very hot
    My whole body aches (sp?)
    
    pretty coll huh !
12.3645POLAR::RICHARDSONSpecial Fan Club BaloneyTue Apr 18 1995 02:513
    Good thing you're not feeling noisy ill.
    
    Yepper.
12.3646Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Tue Apr 18 1995 04:281
    do you mean barf time ?
12.3647SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBe vewy caweful of yapping zebwasTue Apr 18 1995 14:008
    
    re: .3643
    
    > ...... The four day weekend ends rapidly.
    
    
    
    Cup's always half empty.... huh?
12.3648MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuaryTue Apr 18 1995 16:2414
    Finding out that someone tried to create cranial ventilation
    at the range I shoot at (Rangemaster, Millbury MA)... they
    let people without Mass LTCs (aka "pistol permits") rent guns
    and shoot there. Apparently, some woman without a permit
    came in, rented a gun, stuck it in her mouth and...
    
    			pop goes the weasel!
    
    She's still alive, apparently. I feel really bad for the
    owners of the range though... they don't need this sort
    of publicity. Her... well, she's an idjit, so my sympathy
    is limited. Sorry.
    
    -b
12.3649PENUTS::DDESMAISONSno, i'm aluminuming 'um, mumTue Apr 18 1995 16:534
	'boxers fleeing the scene left and right.


12.3650BIGQ::SILVADiabloTue Apr 18 1995 17:094


	Milady, shouldn't that be Left and Right??? :-)
12.3651POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesTue Apr 18 1995 17:212
    
    I agree with Di.  This sucks.
12.3652GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA member in good standingTue Apr 18 1995 17:273
    
    
    Who's fleeing??????
12.3653PENUTS::DDESMAISONSno, i'm aluminuming 'um, mumTue Apr 18 1995 17:283
	henderson, binder, mcbride

12.3654GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA member in good standingTue Apr 18 1995 17:293
    
    
    That does suck. 
12.3655our loss, whose gain?WAHOO::LEVESQUEluxure et suppliceTue Apr 18 1995 17:333
    >henderson, binder, mcbride
    
     Weasels, the lot of them. So who are the beneficiaries going to be?
12.3656WMOIS::GIROUARD_CTue Apr 18 1995 17:553
    yeah, i'd call it retreating...
    
    Chip
12.3657MKOTS3::JMARTINYou-Had-Forty-Years!!!Tue Apr 18 1995 18:003
    And of course I'm the bad guy that did it.
    
    The whole thing is silly!!!!
12.3658SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBe vewy caweful of yapping zebwasTue Apr 18 1995 18:0014
    
    re: .3655
    
     Things may "suck".... but is there any reasong to call them "Weasels"?
    
    
    You'all been taking the same bitter pills "Mr." Bill and "Mr." Topaz
    are using?
    
    
    
      Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeesh!! Lighten up folks!!!  You'all don't do your
    "side" any good by huffing and puffing and stamping your feet...
    
12.3659WMOIS::GIROUARD_CTue Apr 18 1995 18:014
    methinks it was the doctah's attempt at maybe tugging at least one
    back into the fold??? 
    
    Chip
12.3660SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBe vewy caweful of yapping zebwasTue Apr 18 1995 18:084
    
    <-------
    Sorta like a "good cop/bad cop" routine?
    
12.3661WAHOO::LEVESQUEluxure et suppliceTue Apr 18 1995 18:094
     Ah, I misunderstood. I thought they were leaving the company, in which
    case my pejorative was in fun and reflected my sense of loss. It would
    now appear that they are simply abstaining during the duration of the
    virtual Jehovah's witness convention...
12.3662Jehovah's *W*itnessSOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBe vewy caweful of yapping zebwasTue Apr 18 1995 18:101
    
12.3663NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Apr 18 1995 18:111
Witless.
12.3664WAHOO::LEVESQUEluxure et suppliceTue Apr 18 1995 18:132
    Getting lowballed. That, and the RE agents that interfere with the
    normal process of settling on a price.
12.3665POBOX::BATTISLand shark,pool sharkTue Apr 18 1995 18:132
    
    hitless
12.3666MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuaryTue Apr 18 1995 18:1817
    In the following paragraph, "you" is not any particular person:

    What I see going on here is pretty simple. Pardon the metaphor
    but, it's like some of you stepped in dog$#!^. We tell you
    you stepped in it, and that it stinks. So what do "you" do?
    You go step in it some more and come back and hold your foot
    under our nose and say "it doesn't _really_ stink".

    Well, yes it does. Religion as a topic of conversation stinks.
    It doesn't really matter what religion you are, have the
    _good_ sense to shut the hell up about it. I won't offend
    you, you won't offend me...

    -b
    

12.3668DECLNE::REESEToreDown,I'mAlmostLevelW/theGroundTue Apr 18 1995 18:205
    Levesque hit it on the head, popping in here and finding religious
    discussions all over the place is similar to having pesky people
    knock on my front door all summer asking me if I've been "saved"
    yet!!
    
12.3669MKOTS3::JMARTINYou-Had-Forty-Years!!!Tue Apr 18 1995 18:3613
    Well, I wasn't going to put those two strings in...until last night
    when I was told by somebody that I was acting unchristian.  I will at
    this time, be glad to delete the base note if the mods are willing to
    get rid of all the replies.
    
    Mr. Markey...believe me, I do not like to harp on things when they are
    not solicited...at least after the first hint.  I agree with you and
    always have.  The reason I'm dwelling on this whole thing is because
    religion has not...I REPEAT...HAS NOT been discussed here.  I've been
    too busy addressing the silly spewings of racism and bigotry.  We
    haven't discussed religion in a few days man!!
    
    -Jack
12.3670GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA member in good standingTue Apr 18 1995 19:036
    
    
    Hohoho, Mr. Topaz.  You like robbing people of their livelihood, eh? 
    
    
    Mike
12.3671WAHOO::LEVESQUEluxure et suppliceTue Apr 18 1995 19:221
    Please, Mike. 
12.3672GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA member in good standingTue Apr 18 1995 19:5210
    
    Please what, Mark?  I was in the real estate biz for a while and know
    what it's like for people to scam behind the back of the agent.  It is
    unethical at best for the buyer and seller to do this.  The agent won't
    usually say anything because they don't want to create any ill will. 
    What if someone did that to your salary.  And to say that it's 12 hours
    work shows ignorance with regards to what an agent in this profession
    does.
    
    Mike
12.3673MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Tue Apr 18 1995 20:5911
TTHT:
    Whoever helps themselves to what's on the desktops at ZKO at night
    now has a penchant for AA batteries. I had an economy sized box for
    El_Cheapo Tainwanese alkalines on my desk (I use them occasionally in
    the CD player) and just noticed that about ten of them have disappeared
    in the last couple of days. It's a good thing I don't throw away the
    dead ones, but keep putting them in that box. Hope they leak all over
    whoever took 'em.

    (Oh - I guess this is actually a TTLT!)
    
12.3674BIGQ::SILVADiabloTue Apr 18 1995 21:043

	Jack, I hope you get your wish.... I hate when people steal....
12.3675Frustrating, maddening and sadDECLNE::REESEToreDown,I'mAlmostLevelW/theGroundTue Apr 18 1995 22:1114
    I can't understand why fellow employees are stealing supplies
    either.  Our LPS20 has been down for over a week, HW problems
    difficult to pinpoint; MCS thinks they have it fixed, then it
    conks out again.
    
    As a result we've been using the heck out of our other printer;
    now we can' do that.  Someone took 5 containers of toner; totally
    walked off.  We can't get toner in a speedy fashion and it
    has literally brought DEC-SALE to its knees.
    
    I use a VAXstation 2000 (don't laugh) with EWS software; it makes
    a terrific VXT, but I don't have a printer port....so I have to
    use someone else's "real" VXT that has a printer port on it....
    
12.3676SUBPAC::SADINOne if by LAN, two if by CTue Apr 18 1995 22:2813
    
    
    	re: .3675
    
    	I can sympathize! Out here in FAB6 CMP we need polishing pads to
    keep the machines running. No pads, no work. One would tend to think
    that since we can't work without them, there would be more than enough
    on hand at any one time. Not so! Last week we ran out of polishing pads
    and had to beg/borrow/grovel for them. How embarassing. A $12billion a
    year company and we can't keep our stockroom full. Gawd forbid digital
    ever need to make a profit in the semiconductor industry....
    
    jim
12.3677Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Wed Apr 19 1995 01:243
    re .3647
    
    Could you tell me how you came to this conclusion ??
12.3678Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Wed Apr 19 1995 01:372
    If Jimbo has gone......who am I gunna talk, whilst you lot are in 
    bed ?
12.3679USAT05::BENSONEternal WeltanschauungWed Apr 19 1995 01:3724
Soapbox Friends and Foes:

I found myself being utterly angry after the 'box exchanges of the last
several days.  I have been reconsidering my participation here for some time
now.  It is time for me to go.  You may ask yourself, "why doesn't he just
leave without a word like others have done?"  Because I have never viewed
my participation here as merely a formality.  It is easy for some using this
medium to pull out the stops, say anything, anger everyone and then leave
the scene without regret.  Instead I feel I have known some of you (to the
extent that it is possible - which is only a little really) and liked you
and respected you and related to you and I believe that under these
circumstances a formal goodbye is appropriate.

I have few regrets and apologize for none of my beliefs as expressed
here.  I'm sure I would have said some things differently in hindsight.  And
I apologize to anyone whom I  have hurt emotionally by my direct, dry style.

My hope for each of you is that you would want to know and would choose the 
Truth, God through His Son Jesus Christ, over darkness.

Goodbye.

jeff
12.3680Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Wed Apr 19 1995 01:4611
    Except for your last two lines of text (not including Goodbye Jeff), I
    think that was quite a nice little goodbye note. However, unless you 
    were only here for the discussions on religion I thinks it's a bad
    idea to leave. There are plenty of notes in here containing good,
    interesting and un-boring (!) things to read.
    
    I think it's quite sad really to leave under the circumstances which
    you have (not intended to offend).
    
    By the way your opening...'Friends and Foes', I don't think so...
    					   ^^^^	 
12.3681MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Apr 19 1995 02:216
>    If Jimbo has gone......who am I gunna talk, whilst you lot are in 
>    bed ?

Glenn and his tribe are still here in the evenings, Martin. And I check
in frequently (when the terminal servers are working.) Don't despair.

12.3682Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Wed Apr 19 1995 02:282
    Waheeeey ! But.... errrr..... looking at some of Glenn's notes, I fink
    he's gone off his rocker today !!! :*)
12.3683POLAR::RICHARDSONSpecial Fan Club BaloneyWed Apr 19 1995 02:3212
    I don't think anybody should leave. Recognize that forums like
    soapbox are rare and that often, innermost thoughts are displayed for
    all to see. It's a rare form of human interaction that I think needs to
    be worked at because it can be so invaluable. Here you get to see what
    people are thinking. There's no body language, there's no judgement of
    what someone says because of physical appearance, on the whole. It's a
    fascinating mishmash of culture and ideas which are bound to clash
    from time to time. Tempers are bound to flare and feelings are bound to
    be hurt. But to discard it and not continue trying to learn from it is
    even a greater loss than the casualties of hurt feelings and wounded pride.

    Glenn
12.3684BIGQ::SILVADiabloWed Apr 19 1995 03:155

	Gee.... I wish Jeff would have answered people's questions before he
left. Funny how when people showed him what he asked for, he leaves.... maybe
it's just a coincidence..... 
12.3685POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesWed Apr 19 1995 05:1010
    
    Effing Earth Day 8^p!
    
    Look, when some of you go to the cafeteria this week and see posters
    advertising Earth Day, and then the table on Friday with banners and
    folders full of stuff, please pay special attention...cuz every piece 
    of that is being formed from my blood, sweat, and tears this week, and 
    I'd like to feel that it's somehow all worthwhile 8^).
    
    
12.3686WAHOO::LEVESQUEluxure et suppliceWed Apr 19 1995 11:4615
    >Please what, Mark?  I was in the real estate biz for a while and know
    >what it's like for people to scam behind the back of the agent. 
    
     Neither Don nor I are talking about using agents to get contacts and
    then cutting them out of the deal (which would be a breach of
    contract.) So your talk of "robbing people of their livelihoods" is
    unrelated to anything we've discussed.
    
     What we are talking about is opening the lines of communication
    between the buyer and seller in order to arrive at a price acceptable
    to both parties in the minimum amount of time and effort. It doesn't
    matter a whit to the agents how you get there; their commissions will
    be calculated from whatever purchase price is agreed upon. In fact, if
    they simply introduced the buyers and sellers and got out of the way
    until the price was settled, the deal would be settled faster. 
12.3687NETCAD::WOODFORDI&lt;--TheInfoWentDataWay--&gt;IWed Apr 19 1995 12:3512
    
    
    TTHY:  Having the day off, getting the kids to their plane, then Alan
    and I spent the day in Boston.  We parked in the garage at the
    Aquarium, and had a great day.  Didn't think about work once....UNTIL
    we got back to the parking garage, and parked right next to me is a car
    with the lisence plate..LKG..(That's the building I work in.)  I could
    not stop thinking about work for the remainder of the day. :(
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.3688GAVEL::JANDROWWed Apr 19 1995 12:4514
    tth:  he accident on route 2 that had traffic practically at a
    standstill and the 3 staties and one unmarked car that flew by me in
    the breakdown lane so fast (and what seemed so close!) that my car
    shook even after they were out of site...
    
    
    and i am still waking up with a bit of a sore throat every friggin' day...
    
    
    (oh, and karen...who said it was 'fellow employees' swiping things that
    don't belong to them????)
    
    
    
12.3689SUBPAC::SADINOne if by LAN, two if by CWed Apr 19 1995 12:486
    
    
    	poor raq! hope you feel better dear...
    
    
    
12.3690NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Apr 19 1995 13:405
>                                                              every piece 
>    of that is being formed from my blood, sweat, and tears this week, and 
>    I'd like to feel that it's somehow all worthwhile 8^).
    
So it's 100% organic, right?
12.36918^)POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesWed Apr 19 1995 13:471
    
12.3692near-death 'cause he was late for supper or somethingTIS::HAMBURGERREMEMBER NOVEMBER: FREEDOM COUNTSWed Apr 19 1995 13:5830
I guess this is a thing to both hate and like.
Last night I had a truck-driver risk his life to save mine.
I was driving on RT117 (double yellow lines for miles) I came around a slight 
curve that ran to my left so it as blind for me and the oncoming trafic.
There in my lane was a little stupid BMW passing an 18-wheeler the yuppy-scum
idiot in-too-much-of-a-hurry-beamer-driver was about even with the rear
wheels of the cab. I decided I was going to die there! said "goodbye life"
and jumped on my brakes. Hoping that the beamer would at least die too
(I know not nice, but I wasn't feeling too charitable) on my side of the road 
was a shoulder all of 6-inches wide then a barrier and ditch(can you say
"nowhere to go"?) on the other side was a wide-wide shoulder, a full lane wide 
and then some. The truck-driver turned into the soft-sand jumped on his brakes
and managed to stop although the truck rocked and tipped (I really thought it 
was going over on it's side, there was a stretch of sand on the right side of 
the truck with no tire tracks, his wheels were off the ground)
the yuppy-scum blasted through the gap and kept on going. I didn't have time
to see his license plate nor would I recognise the car again as there was 
nothing totally unique. I managed to park and go back to the truck
I thanked him, (I did everything but kiss him) we discussed people who 
buy and drive cars they have no business in, we discussed the beamers probable 
heritage and marital status of his parents :-} said goodbye and took-off.

I am very glad to be here today, I am very glad the truck driver is here today
but I hate that BMW driver with a passion. (I want a stinger missle launcher 
on my truck, I could have cleaned his clock.) I seriously wish everything
bad that can happen to him does.

Amos    
    

12.3693GAVEL::JANDROWWed Apr 19 1995 13:588
    
    
    tth:  the last sip of coffee (which was a bit too strong in the first
          place for me) was riddled with coffee grinds...
    
    {ptui}
    
    
12.3694nevermind about my coffee grinds...GAVEL::JANDROWWed Apr 19 1995 14:016
    
    
    ouch...amos, sure glad you are alright...
    
    
    
12.3695NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Apr 19 1995 14:041
If the truck driver hadn't saved the day, Amos woulda been hamburger.
12.3696Want a spare turbo boost to go with it?BIGQ::SILVADiabloWed Apr 19 1995 14:0911

	Gerald.... that was sad.... funny, but sad.... :-)

	Amos, I'm glad you're alright! I'm glad the truck driver did everything
he could to prevent a real bad scene. I've got a slightly used laser that we
could install in your car for future meetings. I'll let you have it for free. 



Glen
12.3697WAHOO::LEVESQUEluxure et suppliceWed Apr 19 1995 14:204
    My minor TTHT is the tendency to hit the space bar when reading notes,
    in full expectation that I'll see the next screen. (For the UNIX
    impaired, this is how you see the next screen when using more [similar
    to type/page on a VMS system.])
12.3698MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Apr 19 1995 14:245
> (For the UNIX impaired

What an odd phrase. That would be those who must needs use it, no?

:^)
12.3699ROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150kts is TOO slow!Wed Apr 19 1995 14:523
Glad you're O.K. Amos, but I guess you'll need a new pair of underwear.

Bob
12.3700maybe happened too fast ;-}TIS::HAMBURGERREMEMBER NOVEMBER: FREEDOM COUNTSWed Apr 19 1995 14:565
Actually had no fudge-stripes, but I'll never know why not. I didn't ask
the trucker :-}

Amos
12.3701another TTHTTIS::HAMBURGERREMEMBER NOVEMBER: FREEDOM COUNTSWed Apr 19 1995 14:574
>12.3700 by TIS::HAMBURGER "REMEMBER NOVEMBER: FREEDOM COUNTS" >>>

I can't believe I didn't realize the SNARF!

12.3702BIGQ::SILVADiabloWed Apr 19 1995 15:012
	Amos, you were too busy asking the trucker if he had skid marks....
12.3703OOTOOL::CHELSEAMostly harmless.Wed Apr 19 1995 15:0610
    Well, Valentina got well and truly tortured for her folly in getting
    stuck up a tree.  She mangled her claws getting down.  The vet said
    nothing was broken, but to determine this she had to examine every
    single claw, and they were all extremely sore.  Now I stuff her in a
    pillowcase twice a day and squit disgusting-tasting liquid down her
    throat.  Then this morning she had to get into the car _again_ to go to
    the groomers, where they were merciful and merely shaved her belly to
    remove all the tree gunk that had matted in her fur.
    
    On the up side, things can only get better for the furry little beast.
12.3705SMURF::MSCANLONoh-oh. It go. It gone. Bye-bye.Wed Apr 19 1995 15:329
    re: .3704
    
    If, upon ingesting said liquid, your cat makes a horrible face
    (if you have a cat, you know what this face is), and your cat's
    mouth turns into a veritable foam factory, you know,
    
    it tastes disgusting. :-)
    
    
12.3706WAHOO::LEVESQUEluxure et suppliceWed Apr 19 1995 15:333
    >Actually had no fudge-stripes, but I'll never know why not.
    
     Ah, the case of the spontaneously constricting sphincter.
12.3707SUBPAC::SADINOne if by LAN, two if by CWed Apr 19 1995 15:419
    
    
    	TtHT:
    
    	thinking about Amos almost meeting his maker! You haven't done the
    instructor classes yet! :*)
    
    
    jim
12.3708MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuaryWed Apr 19 1995 15:557
    Amos,

    Glad you're OK. Here's hoping the yuppy scum meets an unyielding
    tree or telephone pole in the not-too-distant-future...

    -b
12.3709PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Apr 19 1995 15:574
   geez louise - couldn't we just hope the guy gets a serious fine
   one of these days?  you guys are too much.

12.3710MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuaryWed Apr 19 1995 16:147
   >geez louise - couldn't we just hope the guy gets a serious fine
   >one of these days?  you guys are too much.
    
    Had too many life threatening encounters with Massholes to share
    your good will, my dear...
    
    -b
12.3711SUBPAC::SADINOne if by LAN, two if by CWed Apr 19 1995 16:1412
    
    
    	 the problem is the guy damn near killed someone! Hoping he
    wrecks his car is not so bad. I don't think anyone here is seriously
    hoping the guy dies...
    
    	lighten up will ya?
    
    
    jim
    
    
12.3712NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Apr 19 1995 16:151
.3708 seems to me to be a death wish.
12.3713MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuaryWed Apr 19 1995 16:163
    
    Well thank you for telling me what I meant then...
    
12.3714SUBPAC::SADINOne if by LAN, two if by CWed Apr 19 1995 16:187
    
    
    	ain't that great brian, having someone tell you what you meant to
    say? gawd I love the box...
    
    
    
12.3715NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Apr 19 1995 16:193
I'm not telling you what you meant, I'm telling you how it came across to me
(and apparently to Di).  When a car traveling at excessive speed meets a tree
or telephone pole, death is often the result.
12.3716SUBPAC::SADINOne if by LAN, two if by CWed Apr 19 1995 16:317
    
    
    	BMW's have airbags don't they (and I'm not just talking about the
    one driving)? ;*)
    
    
    
12.3717Think it will stop her from doing it again? :-)DECLNE::REESEToreDown,I'mAlmostLevelW/theGroundWed Apr 19 1995 16:3512
    Chels,
    
    Glad the fur-face is OK.  My best friend has 2 (Cleo & Ceasar); I
    can't believe the gyrations she has to go through to get meds into
    them when they are ill.
    
    Good thing you're getting the goopy, sticky stuff removed.  I kinda
    wondered what would happen to Valentina if she jumped and landed on
    something and then stuck to it :-)  (Mental images of those Garfield
    toys stuck to cars windows came to mind). Sorry ;-}
    
    
12.3718DECLNE::REESEToreDown,I'mAlmostLevelW/theGroundWed Apr 19 1995 16:377
    raq,
    
    Didn't catch exactly what you meant.  Guess I made the assumption
    because unfortunately, it's abundantly clear that whoever ripped
    off our supplies were doing some "midnight requisitioning" and it
    has to be other CSC employees :-(
    
12.3719SX4GTO::OLSONDoug Olson, ISVETS Palo AltoWed Apr 19 1995 16:3917
    >> disgusting-tasting liquid
    >
    >       Exactly how do you know that it's disgustin-tasting.
    >
    >       The stuff is for Valentina, not for you.
    
    My cat Lint Brain had surgery Monday to deal with abcessed gums and
    removal of three teeth.  She's 13, so this is not unexpected.
    
    Her post-surgical antibiotic, a disgusting pink liquid that I squirt
    down her throat with an eye-dropper...is amoxicyllin, the same thing
    Stace and I used on Erik years ago when he had an ear infection, and
    was too young to take pills.  Yes, its disgusting tasting.
    
    One presumes Valentina gets the same thing.
    
    DougO
12.3720BIGQ::SILVADiabloWed Apr 19 1995 17:114

	Doug, at first glance I thought it said your cat Lint had brain
surgery...... sigh....
12.3721GAVEL::JANDROWWed Apr 19 1995 17:1516
    
    
    karen...
    
    i was just saying that it could have also been the cleaning
    crew...things end up missing here even after the place it practically
    deserted, except a few workaholics and cleaners...
    
    i am not saying the cleaners are thieves...i am just saying that it is
    another possibility...
    
    not that it really matters, tho, eh???  :>
    
    
    -raq
    
12.3722OOTOOL::CHELSEAMostly harmless.Wed Apr 19 1995 17:449
    Re: .3704
    
    >Exactly how do you know that it's disgustin-tasting.
    
    Well, it's an assumption based on two observations:
    
    1.  It stinks.
    2.  She keeps trying to spit it out, insofar as she is capable of
        spitting (which isn't very much).
12.3723POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesWed Apr 19 1995 18:478
    
    People who use pieces of office equipment as leaning posts when I need
    to use said p.o.o.e.
    
    MUST you conduct a meeting on top of the paper cutter?  Don't you both
    have offices?
    
    Honestly.
12.3724POBOX::BATTISLand shark,pool sharkWed Apr 19 1995 18:592
    
    Bad day mz debra??
12.3725effing Earth DayPOWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesWed Apr 19 1995 19:001
    
12.3726MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuaryWed Apr 19 1995 19:007
    >MUST you conduct a meeting on top of the paper cutter?  Don't you both
    >have offices?
    
    Um, did saying "Excuse me, I need to use the paper cutter" not work?
    :-) :-)
      
    -b
12.3727POLAR::RICHARDSONSpecial Fan Club BaloneyWed Apr 19 1995 19:021
    So Debra, they treat you like dirt on earth day?
12.3728POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesWed Apr 19 1995 19:094
    
    "Excuse me" elicited a "Oh, we'll be done in a minute".
    
    Effing Earth Day 8^).
12.3729MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuaryWed Apr 19 1995 19:105
    > "Excuse me" elicited a "Oh, we'll be done in a minute".
    
    Oh, well in that case, you shoulda just shot 'em... :-) :-)
    
    -b
12.3730NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Apr 19 1995 19:111
Or composted them.
12.3731POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesWed Apr 19 1995 19:112
    
    I ain't packin' no heat today, misters.
12.3732NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Apr 19 1995 19:131
Composting generates heat on its own.
12.3733WAHOO::LEVESQUEluxure et suppliceWed Apr 19 1995 19:181
     "Well is that minute going to happen today?"
12.3734MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Apr 19 1995 19:196
>    "Excuse me" elicited a "Oh, we'll be done in a minute".

Unbelievable. I would have then followed it with, "Well, pardon me then
while I move the paper cutter you're obstructing to a location where it
might be more convenient to use."

12.3736POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesWed Apr 19 1995 19:527
    
    <-- heh heh 8^)
    
    Oh, youall know me tho - too sweet and gentle to make waves 8^).  I just
    went away and returned later.
    
    It was only effing Earth Day stuff to cut up anyhoo 8^).
12.3737{snicker}SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBe vewy caweful of yapping zebwasWed Apr 19 1995 19:532
    
    >too sweet and gentle to make waves
12.3738POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesWed Apr 19 1995 19:542
    
    Watch it, bucko, or I'll break some more of your teeth 8^).
12.3739SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBe vewy caweful of yapping zebwasWed Apr 19 1995 19:5510
    
    
    No!! Nooooooooo!
    
    Not... the.....
    
    
    
                       DORITOS!!!!!!!!!
    
12.3740{sputter}POLAR::RICHARDSONSpecial Fan Club BaloneyWed Apr 19 1995 19:551
    
12.3741WAHOO::LEVESQUEluxure et suppliceWed Apr 19 1995 19:553
    >too sweet and gentle to make waves
    
     What about the water bed? ;^)
12.3742mutter mutter sputterPOLAR::RICHARDSONSpecial Fan Club BaloneyWed Apr 19 1995 19:581
    	
12.3743POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesWed Apr 19 1995 20:016
    
    I'm seriously considering renaming Pamina to "Tsunami" because of the 
    way the waterbed reacts when she leaps from headboard-to-mattress or 
    vice-versa.
    
    That cat is NOT dainty.
12.3744BIGQ::SILVADiabloWed Apr 19 1995 20:117
| <<< Note 12.3743 by POWDML::LAUER "Little Chamber of Fuzzy Faces" >>>


| That cat is NOT dainty.


	Of course not, she's a cat!
12.3745POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesWed Apr 19 1995 20:186
    
    Fargas is dainty.
    
    Othello, while not dainty, is delicate.
    
    Pamina is a bull in a china shop.
12.3746RUSURE::MELVINTen Zero, Eleven Zero Zero by Zero 2Wed Apr 19 1995 20:248
>Unbelievable. I would have then followed it with, "Well, pardon me then
>while I move the paper cutter you're obstructing to a location where it
>might be more convenient to use."

Actually, it would be better to ask them where their offices are. Tell
them you'll be using one of the offices to do the cutting since obviously they 
are not. :-).

12.3747BIGQ::SILVADiabloWed Apr 19 1995 20:273

	You own a bull????
12.3748GAVEL::JANDROWWed Apr 19 1995 21:078
    
    
    printers with attitudes
    
    
    (and, the goings-ons in oklahoma...)
    
    
12.37498^)POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesWed Apr 19 1995 21:222
    
    MELVIN!?!?
12.3750Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Thu Apr 20 1995 01:594
    re <-- 'scuse me ! :*)
    
    TTHT - Still feeling like I've been dragged through the ocean backwards
    and left up to dry in the north pole (nekkid) !!
12.3751ASABET::EARLYLose anything but your sense of humor.Thu Apr 20 1995 02:456
    Terrorists who would kill innocent children with bombs.
    
    
    *^{
    
    
12.3752RUSURE::MELVINTen Zero, Eleven Zero Zero by Zero 2Thu Apr 20 1995 04:2710
This is a thing to hate?  

-Joe
      <<< Note 12.3749 by POWDML::LAUER "Little Chamber of Fuzzy Faces" >>>
                                    -< 8^) >-

    
    MELVIN!?!?

12.3753CSOA1::LEECHyawnThu Apr 20 1995 12:101
    Logging in and seeing that yet another noter is leaving the box.  
12.3754GAVEL::JANDROWThu Apr 20 1995 12:1014
    
    
    i know what she means... :> :>  don't take it personally... ;>
    
    
    tth:  it being a gorgeous day and having to spend it inside...
          went to a lingerie party last nite and i ended up buying
          flannel...it's kinda hard buying something nice when your
    	  beau's mother is sitting across the room...but at least when
          i have my party, i'll be able to get something good...
    
    	  and still being saddened by all that has happened out in
          oklahoma...it is simply horrific...
    
12.3755POBOX::BATTISLand shark,pool sharkThu Apr 20 1995 12:153
    
    Steve, who is the latest to leave the box?? I must have missed that
    one.
12.3756POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesThu Apr 20 1995 12:562
    
    A melvin is never a thing to hate 8^).
12.3757POLAR::RICHARDSONSpecial Fan Club BaloneyThu Apr 20 1995 13:131
    A Marvin on the other hand....
12.3758RUSURE::EDPAlways mount a scratch monkey.Thu Apr 20 1995 13:2314
    Re .3751:
    
    > Terrorists who would kill innocent children with bombs.
    
    Presidents who did kill innocent children with bombs.
    
    Attorneys General who did kill innocent children with tanks.
    
    
    				-- edp
    
    
Public key fingerprint:  8e ad 63 61 ba 0c 26 86  32 0a 7d 28 db e7 6f 75
To find PGP, read note 2688.4 in Humane::IBMPC_Shareware.
12.3759NETCAD::WOODFORDI&lt;--TheInfoWentDataWay--&gt;IThu Apr 20 1995 13:258
    
    
    TTHT:
    
    I think I saw someone die this morning right in front of my eyes.
    It was horrible.  I got sick to my stomach over the guard rail.
    I think I'm in shock?  What does shock feel like?
    
12.3760CSC32::M_EVANSproud counter-culture McGovernikThu Apr 20 1995 13:498
    
    Shock feels alot like a wierd trip.  Inability to focus on things,
    delayed reaction and denial at one level or another that what happened
    actually did.
    
    Sorry,
    
    meg
12.3761TROOA::COLLINSFrom Sheilus to the Reefs of KizmarThu Apr 20 1995 13:563
    
    Meetings!
    
12.3762GOOEY::JUDYThat's Ms. Bitch to you!Thu Apr 20 1995 14:529
    
    
    	re: .3674
    
    	Why would anyone want to steal my pad of paper with kittens
    	on it?  This makes the 7th time my office has been hit since
    	I've been here at ZKO and I've been in three different 
    	locations.
    
12.3763PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BThu Apr 20 1995 14:553
  could this be considered catnapping?

12.3764GAVEL::JANDROWThu Apr 20 1995 15:109
    >> Shock feels alot like a wierd trip.
    
    (a lot)
    
    and what if ya don't know what a trip feels like????
    
    :>
    
    
12.3765CSC32::M_EVANSproud counter-culture McGovernikThu Apr 20 1995 15:263
    You find out when you go into shock the first time.
    
    meg
12.3766BIGQ::SILVADiabloThu Apr 20 1995 17:316
| <<< Note 12.3763 by PENUTS::DDESMAISONS "person B" >>>


| could this be considered catnapping?

	BAAAHAAAAAHAAA!!!!!! Good one Milady!
12.3767GOOEY::JUDYThat's Ms. Bitch to you!Thu Apr 20 1995 19:388
    
    
    	re: .3763
    
    	hee hee!  Yes Di, I suppose it could be! 
    
    	JJ
    
12.3768Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Thu Apr 20 1995 23:161
    Drank too much last night. I have no simpathy with myself !
12.3769CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanFri Apr 21 1995 03:2915



 While at the grocery store tonight I'm in a hurry to get done.  I'm heading
 down the frozen food aisle and desirous of grabbing a bag of the store brand
 version of tater tots (yeah, I know)..so, I'm standing and waiting and getting
 perturbed while a man and his daughter are dawdling over their choice of
 frozen potato products.  So, I finally kinda walk right up, reach in front
 of them to grab the TTs and then see what the problem is..one of them is
 deaf and they are signing to each other..man, did I feel like a schmuck.



 Jim
12.3770Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Fri Apr 21 1995 03:321
    That sounds like a Hamlet moment to me.... 
12.3771Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Fri Apr 21 1995 06:022
    It's only just turned 4pm and I had enough of this <r.o> about
    5 hours ago.......:*( Come on weekend...
12.3772Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Fri Apr 21 1995 06:081
    Constant bad hair days are beginning to really <r.o> my off.
12.3773GIDDAY::BURTLet us reason togetherFri Apr 21 1995 06:165
Monday is not a public holiday :^(


Chele

12.3774POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesFri Apr 21 1995 12:244
    
    Get a wiffle, Martin (or should I call you CofE); those appear to be
    easy to take care of as well as incredibly sexy 8^).
                                                     
12.3775GAVEL::JANDROWFri Apr 21 1995 12:3015
    
    
    done that before, jim...felt like a real jerk...
    
    tthlastnite:  a professor that doesn't quite explain things thoroughly
    because he is pressed for time because he took too much time a few
    chapters back and is giving a test next week.  and, being so annoyed
    and confused about said subject, i chewed off what little bit of nail i
    had on each finger (well, not the whole nail, just the white parts)...
    
    tthtoday:  seing a co-worker coming OUT of the building this morning
    and jokingly asked 'arent you going the wrong way?', which received 'my
    father passed away...'...yeah, jim, schmuck is a good word....
    
    
12.3776GAVEL::JANDROWFri Apr 21 1995 12:494
    
    oh yeah....and tuition went up...
    
    
12.3777CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanFri Apr 21 1995 13:0815



    
    
    
>    tthtoday:  seing a co-worker coming OUT of the building this morning
>    and jokingly asked 'arent you going the wrong way?', which received 'my
>    father passed away...'...yeah, jim, schmuck is a good word....
 

   eeeesh..   
    

12.3778OOTOOL::CHELSEAMostly harmless.Fri Apr 21 1995 14:007
    Re: .3769
    
    >then see what the problem is..one of them is deaf and they are signing 
    >to each other
    
    Unless they're just learning, it's not a problem.  Signing is a pretty
    efficient form of communication.
12.3779GAVEL::JANDROWFri Apr 21 1995 14:055
    
    
    oh my...she did a funny...
    
    
12.3780WAHOO::LEVESQUEluxure et suppliceFri Apr 21 1995 14:501
    TMJ
12.3781NETCAD::WOODFORDI&lt;--TheInfoWentDataWay--&gt;IFri Apr 21 1995 14:5211
    
    
    re: Mark...are you referring to That Major Jerk?  :*)
    
    
    
    Seriously, I'm sorry you're in pain.
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.3782WAHOO::LEVESQUEluxure et suppliceFri Apr 21 1995 15:081
    At least it's intermittent.
12.3784OOTOOL::CHELSEAMostly harmless.Fri Apr 21 1995 15:2611
    Re: .3779
    
    Well, perhaps you'd better deliver the punch line.  Since it wasn't
    intentional, I don't know what you're talking about.
    
    
    Re: .3769
    
    Regardless, the point is that unless they were having difficulties
    communicating, you need feel no more guilty for interrupting them than
    you would for interrupting anyone parked in front of a freezer section.
12.3785CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanFri Apr 21 1995 15:2719


 Yes, I neglected to say "what I believe to have been father/daughter", and
 I also left out something that took place moments before I grabbed the tt's
 which had me concerned.  The young female individual was about 5-10 feet
 down the aisle from the older male individual, and the male individual
 was motioning for the female individual to come towards him.  For a moment
 or 2 it appeared to me that the older male individual was angry with the
 younger female individual which prompted me to be concerned that this older
 male individual was "abusive" towards this obviously younger individual.
 When it became apparant to me that one or both of them were deaf, and I
 was feeling like a shmuck, I also noticed that he had been calling her
 back to examine the label on the bag of frozen potato product and that was
 what they were discussing (or as it appeared to me).



 jim
12.3786CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanFri Apr 21 1995 15:2916

    
>    Regardless, the point is that unless they were having difficulties
>    communicating, you need feel no more guilty for interrupting them than
>    you would for interrupting anyone parked in front of a freezer section.



  Thank you very much, but I'll choose what to feel guilty about and what not
 to feel guilty about.  Having a best friend who is blind and witnessing some
 of the behavior of the sighted around him, I've become rather sensitive.



 Jim
12.3787OOTOOL::CHELSEAMostly harmless.Fri Apr 21 1995 15:3412
    Re: .3786
    
    >Thank you very much
    
    You're welcome.
    
    >but I'll choose what to feel guilty about and what not to feel guilty 
    >about
    
    And I have not interfered in your choice.  In fact, I merely supported
    your position of choice, removing any element of compulsion and stating
    that guilt was entirely optional.
12.3788WAHOO::LEVESQUEluxure et suppliceFri Apr 21 1995 15:463
    re: .3787
    
     :-)
12.3789SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBe vewy caweful of yapping zebwasFri Apr 21 1995 16:3810
    
    Doctah
    
    RE: TMJ
    
    So? When is your appointment with Dr. Chamberlin????
    
    
     :)
    
12.3790SUBURB::COOKSHalf Man,Half BiscuitFri Apr 21 1995 16:395
    .3787 reminds me of a cartoon strip in Viz called Mr Logic.
    
    Very amusing it is too. But not as funny as Buster Gonad and his
    unfeasibly large testicles.
    
12.3791WAHOO::LEVESQUEluxure et suppliceFri Apr 21 1995 17:184
    >So? When is your appointment with Dr. Chamberlin????
    
     Seems to be acute rather than chronic, so as of now there's no appt.
    scheduled.
12.3792GAVEL::JANDROWFri Apr 21 1995 18:308
    
    
    having a rather low (much more so than usual) desire to do work today. 
    i keep finding things to do to keep me from doing what should be done.
    
    :<
    
    
12.3793NETCAD::WOODFORDI&lt;--TheInfoWentDataWay--&gt;IFri Apr 21 1995 18:439
    
    
    Hey Raq, did we have the same thing for breakfast this morning???
    I've been feeling the same way!
    
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.3794GAVEL::JANDROWFri Apr 21 1995 19:017
    
    
    i dunno ter, who did,er i mean what didya have for breakdast???
    
    
    
    
12.3795I got what you meant! I got it! Proud of me? :*)NETCAD::WOODFORDI&lt;--TheInfoWentDataWay--&gt;IFri Apr 21 1995 19:044
    
    
    Funny tasting cheerios.  :*)
    
12.3796POBOX::BATTISLand shark,pool sharkFri Apr 21 1995 19:327
    
    I always knew this day would come, our receptionist beat me in pool for
    the first time. Wondered why it took her so long, as she can shoot some
    mean stick. Of course, now when I go past her work station, she lets
    me hear about it. Oh well, there's always next Tuesday to make amends.
    
    Mark
12.3797MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Sat Apr 22 1995 02:338
re:          <<< Note 12.3790 by SUBURB::COOKS "Half Man,Half Biscuit" >>>


Which reminds me, Stu - now that Jamie isn't around anymore, no one sends
copies of VIZ to us over here in the colonies . . . 

My Mailstop is ZKO1-3/H18.

12.3798CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanSat Apr 22 1995 03:364


 Kids baseball practice cancelled for tomorrow :-(
12.3799Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Mon Apr 24 1995 00:341
    NOTHING !!!!!!! Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
12.3800Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Mon Apr 24 1995 00:342
    
    execpt this Snarf.
12.3801POLAR::RICHARDSONSpecial Fan Club Butt TinkeringMon Apr 24 1995 00:373
    Well, it's still Sunday over here pal so, Nyyyaaaaaah!
    
    8^)
12.3802Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Mon Apr 24 1995 00:421
    Well it's a public holiday tomorrow so, Nyyyaaaaaaah back at ya ! :*)
12.3803POLAR::RICHARDSONSpecial Fan Club Butt TinkeringMon Apr 24 1995 00:441
    Oh ya? Well.... um..... alright for you!
12.3804GAVEL::JANDROWMon Apr 24 1995 12:1710
    
    
    played my first bit of golf yesterday...even tho i'd like to use the
    incredibly windy conditions as an excuse, i sucked bit time...worse
    than big time.  first tee shot, i pulled something in my arm and it
    just got worse from there.  not gonna tell you what i got cuz i was
    realllllllllllly bad...didnt' even finish all 18...i had enough....
    
    
    
12.3805NETCAD::WOODFORDI&lt;--TheInfoWentDataWay--&gt;IMon Apr 24 1995 13:3611
    
    
    TTH: I'm sick AGAIN!  I haven't been sick this many times
    in a twelve month period of time since I was a kid!  What
    is going on????  :(
    
    
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.3806BIGQ::SILVADiabloMon Apr 24 1995 13:4216


	I really hate it when playing softball I can be running all over the
place fine one minute, but the next my knee will be in excruciating pain and I
can barely move. Playing the outfield this is not a good thing. :(  Playing in
2 leagues will surely aggrivate it more. I talked to 2 doctor friends of mine
and they said it could be something called a joint mouse. A piece of cartalige
floating around and sometimes getting caught in the wrong place. So I will find
out from my doctor asap. I'll probably still play anyway, as long as it isn't a
tear and get it fixed in the fall. (which means I would miss basketball this
season...sniff) Hopefully it isn't anything too bad.



Glen
12.3807MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuaryMon Apr 24 1995 15:5611
    TTHTW:

           1. Dropping an expensive ring in the loo and having to go
              fishing for it.

           2. Being sick all day Sunday with an intestinal virus; fever,
              chills, headache, and many trips to the aforementioned
              loo.

    -b
12.3808TROOA::COLLINSJust add beer...Mon Apr 24 1995 16:183
    
    No more 'Box for me come June 30th.  My contract will not be renewed.
    
12.3809MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuaryMon Apr 24 1995 16:213
    
    Bummer !Joan...
    
12.3810TROOA::COLLINSJust add beer...Mon Apr 24 1995 16:307
    
    Thanks, Bri.  DEC in the US has entered in some kind of alliance with
    OAO, and it looks like that alliance has now spread to Canada, which
    leaves me job-hunting, less than three months before my wedding.
    
    Anyone wanna buy some CDs?    :^)
    
12.3811POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesMon Apr 24 1995 16:363
    
    8^(
    
12.3812POLAR::RICHARDSONSpecial Fan Club Butt TinkeringMon Apr 24 1995 16:433
    Rats.
    
    8-(
12.3813BIGQ::SILVADiabloMon Apr 24 1995 17:486

	Bummer Joan! You will be one person who I really will hate to see go. 



12.3814Who pays for all these useless people? One guess...DECWIN::RALTOIt's a small third world after allMon Apr 24 1995 18:0218
    TTHT (or any other day):
    
    Stores with "greeters".  I don't want to pay for this, and beyond
    that, it's phony nice-nice BS.  I'm here, leave me alone.  Ditto
    for the constant "can I help you"'s... I'll let them know if I
    need help.
    
    Stores with exit checks.  If it's some discount club where that's part
    of the agreement, then fine.  If not, then leave me alone.  I've
    already gone through the checkout, so that's it, goodbye, I'm outta
    here.  I don't submit to any humiliating exit check crap.
    
    It's funny, because they don't know what to do with you on the way
    out if you haven't bought anything.  They gave me one of those
    deer-in-the-headlights looks and shifted around, like they wanted
    to stop me but didn't quite know what to say or do.
    
    Chris
12.3815CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanMon Apr 24 1995 18:1019

 I'm not too crazy about the greeters, either.  I also won't shop in any
 store that has a sign "Please check any packages at the counter before 
 shopping".



 I was at a large retailer last week looking at shoes..a "sales" droid walks
 up and says "d'ya need something?".  I should have walked out right there,
 but I was interested in a pair o' shoes.  He brings them out, hands them
 to me and I slip one on..he goes off to the cash register and who knows where
 else while I'm waiting for him to come back and answer a question or 2..I
 wait..I wait, I takes off the shoe and walk out.   Geesh.




Jim
12.3816MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Mon Apr 24 1995 18:1915
I don't generally mind the greeters at Walmart since they tend to be
septagenarians who prolly aren't fit for any other work.

I DO mind the greeters at Computer City who are apparently fit enough
physically, if not mentally, to be assisting customers with questions
elsewhere in the store, where said help is sparse as hen's teeth.

Computer City also just recently seems to have started with the exit
checkers, too, which I also dislike. I don't like 'em at the wholesale
clubs, either, especially the jerk at Costco who always looks at you
as if he suspects you of Grand Larceny. (Although he may be better there
than he was as a card_checker on entry before, since he'd occasionally
get a bug in his bonnet to ask you to remove the damn card from your
wallet before showing it to him. Malerheum wannabe, no doubt.)

12.3817OOTOOL::CHELSEAMostly harmless.Mon Apr 24 1995 18:192
    I don't like the practice of greeters either, but then, my views on
    shopping and conversation have already been established....
12.3818POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesMon Apr 24 1995 18:335
    
    Oh, I like shopping greeters.  Too many years in Japan, I guess, where
    a nice lady wipes the escalator handrail and says "Irashaimase!" as
    you walk in 8^).
    
12.381942344::CBHLager LoutMon Apr 24 1995 18:545
>    a nice lady wipes the escalator handrail and says "Irashaimase!" as
   
geshundeit.

Chris.
12.38208^)POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesMon Apr 24 1995 19:042
    
    
12.3822POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesMon Apr 24 1995 19:443
    
    <-- Perhaps this is something to raise with Sam Walton 8^).
    
12.3823Necrophilia is dead boring!SPEZKO::FRASERMobius Loop; see other sideMon Apr 24 1995 19:539
-->    <-- Perhaps this is something to raise with Sam Walton 8^).
        
        Dunno if  you  want  to raise anything with Walton - he's dead,
        eric! :*)
        
        &y
        
    

12.3824POBOX::BATTISLand shark,pool sharkMon Apr 24 1995 19:532
    
    Yell loud deb, cause he's awfully dead.
12.3825POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesMon Apr 24 1995 19:542
    
    Oops 8^).
12.3826MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Mon Apr 24 1995 19:562
Did someone mention the Waltons?

12.3827POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesMon Apr 24 1995 19:572
    
    DOWN, Jack-boy-Bob 8^).
12.3828NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Mon Apr 24 1995 20:012
Did Deb say she's going to raise Sam Walton from the dead?
Must every topic become a religion topic?
12.3829POBOX::BATTISLand shark,pool sharkMon Apr 24 1995 20:043
    
    well deb does have that power I've been told, to raise the.....
    oh, you know what I mean. :-)
12.3830 ;*) SPEZKO::FRASERMobius Loop; see other sideMon Apr 24 1995 20:055
        Knowing Deb,  Gerald  -  if  anyone could raise anything on the
        dead ...
        
        &y
        
12.3831{cough!}POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesMon Apr 24 1995 20:062
    
    
12.3832TROOA::COLLINSJust add beer...Mon Apr 24 1995 20:337
    
    .3811 (Deb), .3812 (Glenn), .3813 (Geln  ;^):
    
    Thanks!   <:'^) <sniff>
    
    jc
    
12.3833CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanMon Apr 24 1995 20:5613




 The departure of one of the finest people I've ever worked for.






 Jim
12.3834BIGQ::SILVADiabloMon Apr 24 1995 21:313

	Joan, we all luv you!!!!
12.3835GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed LadyMon Apr 24 1995 21:4925
    
    
    back a few.....
    
    
    i usta be one of those "greeters"...in a clothing store...and since i
    always hated it, i used to just say 'hi...if you need anything or have
    a question, just let me know...' and i'd go on doing what i was doing...
    worked out fine for me...and even had a few customers tell my boss how
    pleasant etc they thought i was...
    
    but again, i hate being attacked in a store, or getting stuck looking
    for someone with a question...a few months ago, i was in lechemere in
    weymouth...and they had t-fal pots on sale, and i wanted them...but i
    didn't want them in the white or blue that they had plenty of on the
    shelves, i wanted the black, just like they had on display...think i
    could find a sales person???  nope...when i did, during our walk back
    to the housewares section, someone stopped her with a question and she
    answered it and when the other cust wasnt satisfied, she said to me
    "i'll get you someone to help you over there..."  well, about 5 minutes
    went by, and i went out the door.  thought about writing to the
    manager, but never did...
    
    
    
12.3836BUSY::SLABOUNTYTrouble with a capital 'T'Mon Apr 24 1995 21:5513
    
>than he was as a card_checker on entry before, since he'd occasionally
>get a bug in his bonnet to ask you to remove the damn card from your
>wallet before showing it to him.
    
    
    	This used to annoy me as well, until I realized my wallet
    	didn't have clear windows.
    
         ___                       ___
    	/   \   /\    /\  /\   /  /   \
    	-------------------------------
    
12.3837GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed LadyMon Apr 24 1995 22:025
    
    
    shawn, what was that???
    
    
12.3838BUSY::SLABOUNTYTrouble with a capital 'T'Mon Apr 24 1995 22:393
    
    	That was the visible portion of my Sam's card.
    
12.3839CALDEC::RAHan outlaw in townTue Apr 25 1995 11:374
    
    clothes i bought a year ago after losing 30lbs now flap in the wind.
    
    
12.3840REFINE::KOMARThe BarbarianTue Apr 25 1995 11:393
	And that is a thing to hate?

ME
12.3841CALDEC::RAHan outlaw in townTue Apr 25 1995 11:462
    
    gotta spend another couple hundred of dollas on new uniforms.
12.3842BIGQ::SILVADiabloTue Apr 25 1995 11:493

	But did you WANT to lose the weight?
12.3843CALDEC::RAHan outlaw in townTue Apr 25 1995 11:596
    
    i'm not really trying. its just that i'm living on pilot 
    biscuits and hummus and salsa and armagnac.
    
    plus the mush they dish out at the cv cafeteria in beffid.
    
12.3844REFINE::KOMARThe BarbarianTue Apr 25 1995 12:016
    RE: I'm not really trying
    
    	TTHT:
    People who lose a lot of weight without trying.
    
    ME
12.3845BIGQ::SILVADiabloTue Apr 25 1995 12:341
<----agreed!
12.3846GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed LadyTue Apr 25 1995 12:417
    <--- ditto...
    
    
    well, then rah, try eating real food once in awhile.. :> ;>
    
    
    
12.3848MKOTS3::JMARTINYou-Had-Forty-Years!!!Tue Apr 25 1995 12:5114
 ZZ   .and even had a few customers tell my boss how
 ZZ       pleasant etc they thought i was...
    
    WAS THAT YOU!!!?
    
    I remember going to your boss and asking the following...
    
    -Whose the babe you got greeting today...
    
    -Is she married?
    
    I was subsequently removed from the store!
    
    -Jack
12.3849MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Tue Apr 25 1995 13:148
Not trying, eh, RAH? sheesh.

Andy Leslie used to tell me, "Losing weight? Nothing to it. Just run."

Yeah. Right.

:^(

12.3850MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Tue Apr 25 1995 13:155
TTHT:
    Stopping by MKO on business this AM around 8, and attempting to drop
in by surprise on the Krawiecki twins, but finding them both absent from
their cubes.

12.3851NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Apr 25 1995 13:161
Mebbe Rah has a tapeworm.
12.3852RDGE44::ALEUC8Tue Apr 25 1995 13:225
    .3844
    
    very Zen
    
    ric
12.3853SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBe vewy caweful of yapping zebwasTue Apr 25 1995 13:4311
    
    RE: .3850
    
    That is a thing to hate!! :)
    
    The twins, at about 8:00, were both in Wal-Mart returning a dress belt
    purchased there last week that fell apart at the first wearing. It was
    made in China... (figures)...
    
     Sorry I missed you pard...
    
12.3854MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Tue Apr 25 1995 14:5718
>    The twins, at about 8:00, were both in Wal-Mart
				    ^^^^

You had your upstairs neighbor (of the kilt) with you?!?!?!?!?!
:^)

TTHT:

    I'm beginning to be of the same mind as Mz_Deb regarding Dunkin
    Donuts and the sugar in the coffee. I like my iced coffee with
    a moderate amount of sugar. I made a big tumbler full at home
    this AM and used approximately a tablespoon and a half, which
    was just right for me for a 26 oz. coffee. I can't begin to
    imagine how much they put in when I get it there, to the extent
    that there's this sticky mass of undissolved sugar in the bottom
    of the cup when I'm done. I'm guessin' they move past the spoon
    as a measuring implement and proceed directly to the cup measure.

12.3855SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBe vewy caweful of yapping zebwasTue Apr 25 1995 15:1016
    
    
    Well Jack... there's your first problem...
    
    "Iced coffee"...
    
    
     Blech!!!!!!!!!!!
    
    
      Coffee was never meant to be drunk (that doesn't sound right.. Dick?)
    below 180 degrees!! Ooooooops!! Sorry McD's!!
    
    
    :) :) :) :)
    
12.3856CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenTue Apr 25 1995 15:282
    Anyone that enjoys iced coffee has no room to comment on Carton o'
    cab.  Tread carefully here or you shall feel my wrath oo-er.  :-)
12.3857GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed LadyTue Apr 25 1995 15:555
    
    i like iced coffee as well, and am at least willing to try the carton
    o'cab.... :> ;>
    
    
12.3858 SUBURB::COOKSHalf Man,Half BiscuitTue Apr 25 1995 16:126
    Being asked to dinner by a female friend round her house,whilst her
    family are away on holiday.
    
    Oh dear. Mebbe i`ll have to lie back and think of Reading winning the
    1988 Simod Cup Final. ho!ho!
     
12.3859BUSY::SLABOUNTYTrouble with a capital 'T'Tue Apr 25 1995 16:156
    
    	RE: Stu
    
    	Maybe she doesn't know how to cook, and she need you to do it for
    	her?
    
12.3860SUBURB::COOKSHalf Man,Half BiscuitTue Apr 25 1995 16:254
    True. Mebbee I could make some beans on toast and open a can of lager.
    
    Then leave a.s.a.p. Brrrr. I feel like a fly being invited into a
    spiders web. Er,if you see what I mean.
12.3861RDGE44::ALEUC8Tue Apr 25 1995 16:277
    what, she's going to mate with you then eat you?
    
    hmmm
    
    sounds like fun - do let us know what transpires
    
    ric
12.3862POBOX::BATTISLand shark,pool sharkTue Apr 25 1995 16:532
    
    not a darn thing.
12.3863POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Fuzzy FacesTue Apr 25 1995 17:254
    
    I absolutely LOVE iced coffee, especially with extra cream BUT NO SUGAR.  
    
    Oh Lordy, Lordy, I'm having a craving again.
12.3864Heathen!!!SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBe vewy caweful of yapping zebwasTue Apr 25 1995 17:261
    
12.3865CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanTue Apr 25 1995 17:327

 I love iced coffee too, but with sugar (and cream).



 Jim 
12.3866GOOEY::JUDYThat's Ms. Bitch to you!Tue Apr 25 1995 17:384
    
    
    	Andy, will she go to hell for that too?  ;)
    
12.3867GOOEY::JUDYThat's Ms. Bitch to you!Tue Apr 25 1995 17:3910
    
    
    	Oh and my TTHT:
    
    	As has been the pattern for the past 2+ weeks....the really
    	nice weather falls on Tuesdays and Thursdays...nights which
    	after I leave here I sit in a classroom for 2 1/2 hours and	
    	can't ride my bike!
    
    	harumph.
12.3868SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBe vewy caweful of yapping zebwasTue Apr 25 1995 17:419
    
    
    re: .3866
    
    Only if she charges it on a card that she sinfully got by deception
    and never intends to use again!!
    
    :) :)
    
12.3869GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed LadyTue Apr 25 1995 17:436
    >>Andy, will she go to hell for that too?  ;)
    
    
    among other things....:> ;> :>
    
    
12.3870NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Apr 25 1995 17:536
>    	As has been the pattern for the past 2+ weeks....the really
>    	nice weather falls on Tuesdays and Thursdays...nights which
>    	after I leave here I sit in a classroom for 2 1/2 hours and	
>    	can't ride my bike!

Ask the instructor if you can sit on your stationary bike in class.
12.3871GOOEY::JUDYThat's Ms. Bitch to you!Tue Apr 25 1995 17:574
    
    
    	Not *quite* the same effect Gerald.....  =)
    
12.3872CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanTue Apr 25 1995 18:044


 is a stationary bike made out of paper?
12.3873NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Apr 25 1995 18:061
No, that would be a stationery bike.
12.3874PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BTue Apr 25 1995 18:094
>>No, that would be a stationery bike.

	re-cyclable?

12.3875MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Tue Apr 25 1995 18:114
Iced coffee's good stuff.

And, Brian, far be it from me to disparage your carton o' Cab.

12.3876CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanTue Apr 25 1995 18:157


>No, that would be a stationery bike.


 Guess I was pushing the envelope with that one, eh?
12.3877POLAR::RICHARDSONSpecial Fan Club Butt TinkeringTue Apr 25 1995 18:452
    Iced coffee with sugar and cream? Can do it. I can only do so much.
    There are limits to what I can do. I can't do sugar.
12.3878GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed LadyTue Apr 25 1995 20:129
    
    
    tth: the pretzels i had with lunch today is making me thristy beyond
    imagination...i think i have swallowed about a 1/2 gallon of water in
    the last 2 hours and i still need more!!!!
    
    also...unsatisfiable (sp) chocolate cravings...
    
    
12.3879MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Tue Apr 25 1995 20:133
Well, you could have some York Peppermint Patties if you were in ZKO
instead of MSO . . . 

12.3880CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanTue Apr 25 1995 20:215


 They have several lovely snickers in the vending machine not 50 yards from
 where I sit ;-)
12.3881GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed LadyTue Apr 25 1995 20:2220
    
    
    but, jack, i don't like york peppermint patties... 
    
    :<
    
    jim, remind me to {smaq} you...
    
    
    also, tth:  talked with a friend today (she returned my call after i
    serenaded her for her 25th b-day) and she informed me that her wedding
    that was supposed to take place next april (the one in which i was to
    be a bridesmaid) has been cancelled...they are getting married in
    september (on a tuesday, no less) in maui...seems she and her mother
    couldn't agree on anything, so she and the groom-to-be decided that
    since they were going there for the honeymoon anyway, to just get
    married there...and some of their families will tag along, as could i,
    if i could afford the trip, which i can't... %^<
    
    
12.3882NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Apr 25 1995 20:246
> They have several lovely snickers in the vending machine not 50 yards from
> where I sit ;-)

Here are some more:

{snicker} {snicker} {snicker}
12.3883GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed LadyTue Apr 25 1995 20:316
    
    
    	{{{AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH}}}
    
    
    
12.3884GOOEY::JUDYThat's Ms. Bitch to you!Tue Apr 25 1995 20:326
    
    
    	..my brother being so sick he may have to be admitted
    	to the hospital and his boss has the nerve to get pissed
    	at him because it interferes with his day off.  jerk.
    
12.3885MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuaryTue Apr 25 1995 20:364
    
    <--- that definitely sucks. Hope your bro' recovers soon.
    
    
12.388642344::CBHLager LoutTue Apr 25 1995 20:396
> They have several lovely snickers in the vending machine not 50 yards from
> where I sit ;-)

is it true that they renamed the London Marathon to the London Snickers?  :)

Chris.
12.388742344::CBHLager LoutTue Apr 25 1995 21:275
BLOODY HELL!  THIS KOHLPURI'S HOT!!!!!

>gasp< etc

Chris.
12.3888Going home - yes! But taking work with me - boo, hiss!TROOA::TRP109::Chrisdedicated sybariteTue Apr 25 1995 22:0014
TTHforallweek..... only having time to get in here to say "HI!, How's 
everybody doing?!"


Four hour meeting with Unitel this morning to go over accounts .... man 
are their invoices ever messed up and it sure doesn't make my life any 
easier... and then a two hour meeting with Bell this afternoon to do the 
same   :*/     And I've been trying to get these things straightened out 
since January  :*(   WAAAAAHHHHHHHH!


P.S.   I heard a certain whirly twirly kinda guy is heading to town on
       Saturday.....  did jc follow up on plans for a mini-bash????
       Details guys.... I need details!
12.3889CALDEC::RAHan outlaw in townTue Apr 25 1995 22:504
    
    3 more weeks in befid/maynid.
    
    this is really depressing!
12.3890GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed LadyTue Apr 25 1995 23:204
    
    tth:  that up until 5 minutes ago, i was still working...
    
    
12.3891no more pleaseTROOA::TEMPLETONWed Apr 26 1995 01:466
    My husband is watching Agency again, now that damn tune will be running
    around in my head for the next three days. I think I'll call the
    station and ask them to bury that movie for at least ten years.
    
    
    joan
12.3892Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Wed Apr 26 1995 02:093
    re .3808 - Bummer :^( (not happy)
    
    re .3887 - That'll teach you for eating something I can't pronounce
12.3893Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Wed Apr 26 1995 02:113
    Extreme pain in the lower abdominal area near the bladder and a 
    headache from hell. It just suddenly strikes and when it does it
    bloody hurts.
12.3894MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Apr 26 1995 02:383
You probably don't want to hear this, Martin, but those symptoms
don't sound good. Have you spoken to a doctor? Or a publican?

12.3895Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Wed Apr 26 1995 02:401
    A publican!! I have a pretty good idea what's causing the pain...
12.3896MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Apr 26 1995 03:443
TTHT:
   Being rushed through dinner by a waitron for no apparent reason.

12.3897GIDDAY::BURTLet us reason togetherWed Apr 26 1995 03:509
re <<< Note 12.3896 by MOLAR::DELBALSO 

a waitron for or with no apparent reason.

Motivation or mentation?


Chele

12.3898MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Apr 26 1995 04:084
Dunno, Chele. A comment was made that another seating had been
planned, however, there was no one waiting for it upon exit.
(And insufficient time to accomodate anyone after that.)

12.3899GIDDAY::BURTLet us reason togetherWed Apr 26 1995 04:137
Jack, 

Do you get a lot of people bad-mouthing your node name? Tell the tooth!

Chele


12.3900Snarfs!GIDDAY::BURTLet us reason togetherWed Apr 26 1995 04:137
Not!


(sorry, I have a nearly 6 yr old)

Chele

12.3901MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Apr 26 1995 04:163
A question borne from wisdom, for sure. I don't know if we
can get to the root of it, but we canal-ways try.

12.3902GIDDAY::BURTLet us reason togetherWed Apr 26 1995 04:245
Denture think dentists are nifty the way they can routinely route the root.

Strange way to make a living, though.

Chele
12.3903Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Wed Apr 26 1995 04:486
    Shadup you two! :*)
    
    Chele,
    
    What has having a nearly six year old got to do with the price of
    Cucumbers ??
12.3904Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Wed Apr 26 1995 04:554
    My Bloody phone is broken, pain in the butt. I can't do any work
    without it.
    
    So be it.
12.3905cucumbersomeGIDDAY::BURTLet us reason togetherWed Apr 26 1995 05:008
Sounds ghastly.


Not	(this is where the 6 bit comes in)

Can you fax clients/whomever instead? (use ALL-IN-1)

Chele
12.3906Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Wed Apr 26 1995 05:591
    The phone has now been replaced, back to work!
12.3907they're playing your songGIDDAY::BURTLet us reason togetherWed Apr 26 1995 06:035
hi ho hi ho



Chele
12.3908Talk Hard...Hi HOOOOOOOOooooooooooSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Wed Apr 26 1995 07:011
    I hate that song !!!!! :*)
12.3909GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed LadyWed Apr 26 1995 12:1423
    
    
    tth:  my car is making a strange 'stuttering' noise in the morning that
    sorta sounds like a noise an old car i used to have used to make when
    it needed oil...but i know i don't need oil, as i just had an oil
    change last week, which is about when the car started making the noise,
    but it (the noise) goes away after about 5 minutes of driving, even
    after letting it warm up first....just don't know what the heck it is...
    
          from yesterday, my throat had a raw, almost burned-like feel to
    it, and it didn't go away most of the day, and i woke up sometime in
    the early hours of the morn with a nasty sore throat...and when i got
    up, the soreness part was gone, but i still have that raw-ish feeling,
    and i sound a bit hoarse (sp)...
    
          AND, i just has a simply lousy nite's sleep, if you want to call
    it that...i just sorta laid there in bed most of the nite, with my eyes
    closed, thinking about sleep, but it seemed that every time i looked at
    the clock, it was only about an hour later than the last time i looked...
    
    {sigh}
    
    
12.3910MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuaryWed Apr 26 1995 15:5621
    >tth:  my car is making a strange 'stuttering' noise in the morning that
    >sorta sounds like a noise an old car i used to have used to make when
    >it needed oil...but i know i don't need oil, as i just had an oil
    >change last week, which is about when the car started making the noise,
    >but it (the noise) goes away after about 5 minutes of driving, even
    >after letting it warm up first....just don't know what the heck it is...

    Raq,

    The only way to make sure you have enough oil is to check it.
    There are any number of reasons why you could be losing oil
    immediately after an oil change...

    And I hope your throat feels better... strep throat's been
    going around, and that generally hangs in there until you
    whack it with antibiotics, so it might not be a bad idea to
    get a throat culture done...

    What you need is a doctor who will check your oil too! :-)

    -b
12.3911BIGQ::SILVADiabloWed Apr 26 1995 16:196
| <<< Note 12.3904 by SNOFS1::DAVISM "And monkeys might fly outa my butt!" >>>


| My Bloody phone is broken, pain in the butt. 

	What's the phone doin up yer butt????
12.3912BIGQ::SILVADiabloWed Apr 26 1995 16:206
| <<< Note 12.3906 by SNOFS1::DAVISM "And monkeys might fly outa my butt!" >>>


| The phone has now been replaced, back to work!

	With what.... a gerbil?????
12.3913CSOA1::LEECHWed Apr 26 1995 16:491
    This troubles me...
12.3914NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Apr 26 1995 16:501
Think how the gerbil must feel about it.
12.3915GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed LadyWed Apr 26 1995 17:4711
    
    
    well, brian, as a matter of fact, i did check the oil the other day,
    and it was fine....full and not black...i planned on checking it again
    tonite...
    
    i still have some antibiotics left from the last time i had a throat
    problem....started taking them again, and this time, i think i'll
    finish all that i have...
    
    
12.3916NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Apr 26 1995 17:528
>    i still have some antibiotics left from the last time i had a throat
>    problem....started taking them again, and this time, i think i'll
>    finish all that i have...
    
Maybe the antibiotics will cure your car.

But seriously, weren't you supposed to finish up the antibiotics last time?
That's SOP.
12.3917GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed LadyWed Apr 26 1995 18:217
    
    
    yeah....i was supposed to...but after a few days, it stopped
    hurting...so i stopped taking them...besides, i often left the bottle
    at home and couldn't take them here at work...
    
    
12.3918POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Creamy PresentsWed Apr 26 1995 18:534
    
    <-- Bad Raquel.  Naughty Raquel.
    
    Always finish your antibiotics.
12.3919SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBe vewy caweful of yapping zebwasWed Apr 26 1995 18:555
    
    See that Raq??
    
     Another black mark in mz_deb's little ol' book...
    
12.39208^)POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Creamy PresentsWed Apr 26 1995 18:571
    
12.3921POBOX::BATTISLand shark,pool sharkWed Apr 26 1995 19:212
    
    I got a rock
12.3923BIGQ::SILVADiabloWed Apr 26 1995 19:243

	Hopefully not one of those kidney ones....
12.3924MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Apr 26 1995 19:353
TTHT:
    Four more of these damn York Peppermint Patties sitting here . . . 

12.3925BIGQ::SILVADiabloWed Apr 26 1995 19:398

	Jack, I'd gladly take them off your hands for ya as I'm sooo damn
hungry right now and I don't have time to eat beforehand.... but you're too far
away!


Glen
12.3926There are the mini onesMOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Apr 26 1995 19:402
I musta been hungry too, Glen - there's only two left.

12.3930MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Apr 26 1995 19:503
Are you doing this with or without the aid of software?
:^)

12.3932MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuaryWed Apr 26 1995 20:033
    
    Mort Zap
    
12.3933OOTOOL::CHELSEAMostly harmless.Wed Apr 26 1995 20:109
    >Mort Zap
    
    Well, that's friendly than "Zap Mort."  If you're Mort, anyway.
    
    
    Re: antibiotics
    
    Some of them have a fairly short shelf life, so they might not be doing
    any good anyway.
12.3934GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed LadyWed Apr 26 1995 20:1610
    >>>Naughty Raquel.
    
    and that's a thing to hate????  :> :> :>
    
    
    the antibiotic i have are only about a month old...so this sore throat
    thing could very well be part of the one i had earlier...just getting
    me back for not finishing the antibiotics the first time...
    
    
12.3935I'll get you, my prettyDECWIN::RALTOIt's a small third world after allWed Apr 26 1995 20:284
    I suppose I'd prefer "Oz Tramp", but I wouldn't even suggest
    such a heinous thing about darling Dorothy, or her little dog too.
    
    Chris
12.3936POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Creamy PresentsWed Apr 26 1995 20:362
    
    I was thinking "Tromp AZ".
12.3937MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuaryWed Apr 26 1995 20:373
    
    tazromp
    
12.3938Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Wed Apr 26 1995 23:283
    re .3911 - A Monkey wanted to make a phone call.
    
    re .3912 - Yep, they got bored with the phone and wanted food.
12.3939TROOA::COLLINSJust add beer...Thu Apr 27 1995 00:365
    
    Being shut outta da 'box by network connectivity problems.
    
    :^(
    
12.3940Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Thu Apr 27 1995 00:391
    Thank goodness for that :*) How relaxing it's been !!!!! :*)
12.3941TROOA::COLLINSJust add beer...Thu Apr 27 1995 00:433
    
    I'mmm baaaaaack!    ;^)
    
12.3942Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Thu Apr 27 1995 00:441
    Wohooooo..... DOH!
12.3943Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Thu Apr 27 1995 02:124
    Network object is unknown at remote node.
    
    So what, do you think I give a <r.o>. Lemme at it you horrid machine.
    I WANT ACCESS NOW !!!!!!
12.3944POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Creamy PresentsThu Apr 27 1995 02:593
    
    Causing the cats to run away by singing Elsie's "'Tis Done! I Am a Bride" 
    from Yeomen 8^/.
12.3945Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Thu Apr 27 1995 03:111
    Photocopiers. *&^%^! stupid things.
12.3946Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Thu Apr 27 1995 03:474
    So, up I go for lunch, there isn't much there soI decide to be a rebel
    and have chips (fries) some 'splat' and veggies. Spray on loads on
    English Mustard on the chips and it had the taste but absolutely no
    sting... {sniff} gutted.
12.3947GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed LadyThu Apr 27 1995 12:164
    
    tth:  printers (or their networks) with attitude problems...
    
    
12.3948POBOX::BATTISLand shark,pool sharkThu Apr 27 1995 12:464
    
    .3944
    
    Can't say as I blame them. :-) :-)
12.3949POBOX::BATTISLand shark,pool sharkThu Apr 27 1995 12:475
    
    .3941
    
    Gee John, didn't even know you were gone!!! Hope you had a pleasant
    trip.
12.3950POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Creamy PresentsThu Apr 27 1995 12:5111
    
    Mark:
    
    
    
    
    8^PPpPPPppPpPpPPpPPpPPpppPPppPPPpPPpPpPpPppPpPppPPpPpPpPPpPpPPpPpPP!
    
    
    
    8^)
12.3951MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Thu Apr 27 1995 14:065
Dare I ask?


'splat'?

12.3952MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Thu Apr 27 1995 14:1215
TTH:
   Noisy phone line/modem problems for the past month or more at home.
   Stupid thing drops carrier for no (visibly) apparent reason at all
   of the worst times (like when you're 90% done with a file). Then,
   an immediate reconnect might behave the same way, or drop in 47
   seconds, or stay up without trouble for hours. To compound matters,
   I've got a choice of three or more terminal emulators. The ones
   with the least amount of startup overhead (who wants to spend
   90 seconds logging in rather than 10, if you're only going to lose
   the connection in another 20 seconds anyway?) are also the most
   technically impotent, lacking the functions of a keypad or arrows,
   so whatever you can do once you do get connected, is painful as
   all get out.

   <grumble><grumble><grumble>
12.3953BIGQ::SILVADiabloThu Apr 27 1995 14:274

	Anyone notice that Martin spends most of his soapbox life in this
topic?
12.3954AXLHBFDT1::SCHARNBERGSenior KodierwurstThu Apr 27 1995 14:325
    
    
    	We used to have a containment area before, I recall.
    
    	
12.3955GOOEY::JUDYThat's Ms. Bitch to you!Thu Apr 27 1995 14:3710
    
    
    	Musta been something in the air yesterday cuz I have a ditto
    	to .3939 and .3947
    
    	re: bri
    
    	Thanks.... my brother was feeling better yesterday.  Still sounds
    	terrible though.
    
12.3956Would EC have to give his permission?DECLNE::REESEToreDown,I'mAlmostLevelW/theGroundThu Apr 27 1995 17:505
    Hearing 3 different radio stations playing Clapton's Tears From
    Heaven with an over-dub of Clinton and Reno's comments on the OKC
    horror!!
    
    
12.3957MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuaryThu Apr 27 1995 17:535
    
    <--- Woa, that sounds like serious finger down the throat
         stuff. And I'm _not_ referring to EC or the song...
    
    -b
12.3958Talk about exploitationDECLNE::REESEToreDown,I'mAlmostLevelW/theGroundThu Apr 27 1995 18:0411
    Brian,
    
    Couldn't believe my ears!!!  I watched the memorial service on
    Sunday and a fellow (think he's with OKC philharmonic) sang 
    Tears as the service ended.
    
    Considering what prompted Clapton to write the song, it fit the
    memorial.  Can't figure out WHAT the idjits that put this composite
    together are trying to accomplish :-(
    
    
12.3960POLAR::RICHARDSONSpecial Fan Club Butt TinkeringThu Apr 27 1995 18:193
    That would be correct if it was OKC 'philharmonic' .
    
    NNTTMHA
12.3962POBOX::BATTISLand shark,pool sharkThu Apr 27 1995 20:404
    
    the weather to be exact... windy, raw, rainy, blimey..... you'de think
    this was Seattle.. No sun since Tuesday, and its not even warm. Hell,
    it will be summer before spring gets here.
12.3963Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Fri Apr 28 1995 01:396
    El Delbalso a description of 'Splat' !!!!! It was Quiche, but it
    definately looked more like a splat when it ended up on the plate !!! 
    
    There was also a green ingredient (not asparagas {YUMMM}!!), I think it
    was spinich...anyway....there was far too much of that and not enough
    cheese and eggs and stuff !
12.3964Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Fri Apr 28 1995 01:411
    ohh and Glen, I'm not a moaning person, I'm not honestly !!!
12.3965BIGQ::SILVADiabloFri Apr 28 1995 01:567
| <<< Note 12.3964 by SNOFS1::DAVISM "And monkeys might fly outa my butt!" >>>


| ohh and Glen, I'm not a moaning person, I'm not honestly !!!


	Prove it!
12.3966Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Fri Apr 28 1995 02:355
    Bloody hell... don't go on about it !!!!!!
    
    
    
    %^) %^)
12.3967Burp braaaap.COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertFri Apr 28 1995 06:291
The late night drizzlies and barfos.
12.3968GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed LadyFri Apr 28 1995 12:119
    
    
    i'm getting that friggin' cold again...an itchy cough that won't bring
    up the stuff it's supposed to bring up...on nostril not quite clear...a
    sore throat in the morning...
    
    {sigh}
    
    
12.3969GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA member in good standingFri Apr 28 1995 12:287
    
    
    Hearing of the death of a friend of mine. 
    
    
    
    Mike   
12.3970GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed LadyFri Apr 28 1995 13:1310
    
    
    sorry about that, mikey...chin up...
    
    
    *hugs*
    
    
    -raq
    
12.3971CSOA1::LEECHFri Apr 28 1995 13:134
    Wearing a winter coat this morning.
    
    C'Mon already!!  Spring's been about for some time now, and I would
    think that we were throught with this cold crap already.  8^{=}  
12.3972HANNAH::MODICAJourneyman NoterFri Apr 28 1995 13:154
    
    Sorry to hear that Mike W.
    
    						Hank
12.3973CSOA1::LEECHFri Apr 28 1995 13:394
    What terrible news, Mike.  Sorry to hear about that.
    
    
    -steve
12.3974GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA member in good standingFri Apr 28 1995 13:456
    
    Yup, she had her problems, but was doing real well for a long time.  I
    feel sorriest for her young sone who is left behind.
    
    
    Mike
12.3975MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuaryFri Apr 28 1995 15:2031
    
    Mike, sorry to hear about your loss...
    
    TTH:
    
    When I was a kid, I took a flight over the handle bars of my bike,
    and messed up my two front teef (you know, as in I used to think
    Motif was what I wanted for Christmas).
    
    Anyway... I had the left front tooth capped a couple years ago,
    but the right tooth only had a chip taken out of it. My dentist
    put a temporary bond on the tooth (until I felt like spending
    the money to have that one capped too). He told me the bond
    would come off eventually.
    
    Well, it did. Yesterday, at lunch, while I was sitting with
    my daughter, her friend, and her friend's dad. Nothing I
    ate... it was just time I guess. I suppose I should be happy
    it hung in there as long as it did...
    
    So, today's thing to hate is being self-employed and not having
    dental insurance (although, dental insurance probably
    wouldn't cover this anyway), and the hundreds of dollars
    it's going to cost to get the other tooth capped. Crap.
    
    If it was a guitar or a nice firearm, I'd spend the money
    in a heartbeat, but for a cap, I'm grousing about it... it's
    just that you can't play or fire a capped tooth, and Lord knows,
    it won't lead to a GQ cover offer! :-) :-)
    
    -b
12.3976GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA member in good standingFri Apr 28 1995 15:338
    
    b-
    
    Just get yourself some caulk and do it yourself.  Piece of cake.
    
    
    
    
12.3977BUSY::SLABOUNTYTrouble with a capital 'T'Fri Apr 28 1995 15:363
    
    	That is, if you don't mind a little caulk in your mouth.
    
12.3978GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed LadyFri Apr 28 1995 16:184
    
    {ahem}
    
    
12.3979GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed LadyFri Apr 28 1995 16:295
    
    
    this friggin' cough is now causing a headache...
    
    
12.398042344::CBHLager LoutFri Apr 28 1995 17:095
I hate it when that happens.  And why is it, if you have a tickly throat,
it's always at its worst in the most embarrasing situations, like a meeting
or seminar.

Chris.
12.3981GOOEY::JUDYThat's Ms. Bitch to you!Fri Apr 28 1995 17:148
    
    
    	- b
    
    	Can't you just get it bonded again?  I had one of my front
    	teeth bonded when I was 16.  Just had it redone a year ago
    	or so.  No cap.
    
12.3982MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuaryFri Apr 28 1995 18:0415
    >	Can't you just get it bonded again?  I had one of my front
    >	teeth bonded when I was 16.  Just had it redone a year ago
    >	or so.  No cap.
    
    See that's what I mean. Having recently met you, your youthful
    beauty suggests that you're 18 or 19 at the latest... so you
    had to have the bond replaced after only one or two years! :-)
    
    I want something that lasts longer.
    
    (Axshully, enough of the tooth is gone that bonding it again
    is pretty much out of the question -- it was purely a one-shot
    band aid)
    
    -b
12.398342344::CBHLager LoutFri Apr 28 1995 18:053
Can't you get the tooth bridged?

Chris.
12.3984MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuaryFri Apr 28 1995 18:076
    
    RE: -1
    
    I prefer that all my body parts be of the non-removable type. :-)
    
    -b
12.3985CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenFri Apr 28 1995 18:103
    Hey, you could get Lee press on teeth!  
    
    Brian
12.3986DECLNE::REESEToreDown,I'mAlmostLevelW/theGroundFri Apr 28 1995 20:403
    There's always Crazy Glue :-}
    
    
12.3987CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenFri Apr 28 1995 20:404
    The effing morons that call my answering machine, hang up, leave the
    line open so the stupid recording of "If you'd like to make a call,
    please hang up and dial again blah, blah, blah and then the rapid busy
    signal!  AAAAARGGHHHH!  Twice!  
12.3988POLAR::RICHARDSONSpecial Fan Club Butt TinkeringFri Apr 28 1995 20:453
    I am apologetically sorry for it.
    
    Vidiator
12.3989GOOEY::JUDYThat's Ms. Bitch to you!Fri Apr 28 1995 20:488
    
    
    	re: -b
    
    	(blush)
    
    	add another 9 years to that 18 honey......  =)
    
12.3990MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Fri Apr 28 1995 20:5418
How do they leave the line open after they hang up?

I have a friend/neighbor who has one of these security dinguses attached
to his home phone which will call some preset numbers in case of a high
noise level, temmperatures outside of a certain range, smoke detection
or power outage. Any of those things happen, it rings all the numbers
in it's memory and "speaks" in the voice of a drunken Swede, telling
all about the household conditions and asking you to call it back
within 30 seconds to stop getting the messages. So, if he loses power
and I don't, when I come home my asnwering machine is all used up
with succesively shorter messages as the damn thing keeps calling
back time after time and talking through the increasingly long beep,
till it finally calls and repeats its whole message before the machine's
record cycle kicks in. Then it just keeps calling for nothing till
I get home and call it back.

I don't know why he doesn't have it just call HIM at his office . . . 

12.3991POLAR::RICHARDSONSpecial Fan Club Butt TinkeringFri Apr 28 1995 20:591
    You're a very lucky man Jack. Yes you are.
12.3992GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed LadyFri Apr 28 1995 21:216
    
    bri...i get that a lot too...really irks me, it does...especially when
    i happens on more than once in a day...don't know how it happens, but
    it does...
    
    
12.3993:*((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((9TROOA::TRP109::Chrisdedicated sybariteFri Apr 28 1995 21:492
tthtw - Having 12 hours of overtime.... after awhile you really don't
want the extra money.... it's almost 6:00 on Friday and I'm still here
12.3994CALDEC::RAHan outlaw in townFri Apr 28 1995 23:162
    
    being a specialist in dying software lines.
12.3995CALDEC::RAHan outlaw in townSun Apr 30 1995 21:488
    
    the drive to my cabin is a sea of mud. landlord hired a cat 
    and pushed off all the dry brush and touched up the drive a
    bit, taking out old mudslides we've been driving around for 
    years.
    
    then the rains began, and now only 4WD's can get through the
    slime. wimpy toy trucks like mine can't make it.
12.3996Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnMon May 01 1995 03:175
    I think I've got this flu thing that's going about. I felt terrible
    this morning, my head felt like it had a frenchman living in it. I 
    got off the train and walked up a set of stairs, when I got to the
    top I was hot and sweating and out of breath (oh-err). I think I am
    definately ill !
12.3997NETCAD::WOODFORDBoiOIoiOIoiOIoiOIoiOIngMon May 01 1995 12:2213
    
    
    TTH:  My younger son Justin has inherited my eyes I think... He had his
    first real eye exam this weekend.  He is severly nearsighted, and he
    has a large stigmatism in his left eye.  The doctor wants him in
    corrective lenses by the start of school in September, and he is very
    upset about it.  I feel so bad for him.  There was no indication that
    there was a problem with his eyes at all, it was just supposed to be a
    check up.  :(
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.3998CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenMon May 01 1995 12:243
    Cough syrup and the need to take it. 
    
    
12.3999I hate having to cheat to get this...42344::CBHLager LoutMon May 01 1995 12:330
12.4000snarf42344::CBHLager LoutMon May 01 1995 12:330
12.4001WMOIS::GIROUARD_CMon May 01 1995 13:037
    Sheesh Terrie. No wonder you willed those eyes away!
    
    :-)
    
    Seriously, hope it all works out...
    
    Chip
12.4002GOOEY::JUDYThat's Ms. Bitch to you!Mon May 01 1995 14:099
    
    
    	Running into a classmate of mine from HS over the weekend...
    	he's still an absolute doll....is doing great despite losing
    	a leg to a car accident about a year ago....the thing to hate
    	about this you ask?  I looked like total HE doublehockeysticks
    	from walking around a flea market for two hours in the wind!
    
    	Argh!  
12.4003POBOX::BATTISLand shark,pool sharkMon May 01 1995 14:232
    
    <-----  Maybe he didn't notice your hairdo.
12.4004SET SEEN/BEFORE=TODAYROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150kts is TOO slow!Mon May 01 1995 14:243
Coming back from vacation with over 3600 unseen notes in SOAPBOX.

Bob
12.4005POBOX::BATTISLand shark,pool sharkMon May 01 1995 14:304
    
    well Bob, that may be a thing to like. Hope you had fun.
    
    Mark
12.4006GOOEY::JUDYThat's Ms. Bitch to you!Mon May 01 1995 16:046
    
    
    	re: Mark
    
    	Well I'd like to think so but.........  =)
    
12.4007QUINCE::SILVAMon May 01 1995 17:3711

	The BIGQ cluster is been nothing but crap lately. During almost every
morning for the last 2 weeks you can't set host or connect to anything. I have
to use telnet in order to connect to another system, so I can send stuff out.
Email seems to work ok though, but only for people within Digital. I'm glad I
use Nmail for that, as it seems to work fine for everything. I wish they could
find out what is bagging the system so the hassles can finally stop. 


Glen
12.4008:')GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA member in good standingMon May 01 1995 17:456
    
    
    Same old story for all the BIGQ's..........
    
    
    
12.4009MKOTS3::JMARTINYou-Had-Forty-Years!!!Mon May 01 1995 18:061
    Time to get rid of the VAX 11/780s Glen!!!!!
12.401042344::CBHLager LoutMon May 01 1995 18:185
talking of old kit, if anyone's just received their new fangled AlphaStation
and now has a redundant VAXstation4000, can I have it?  Bung it in the
internal mail to Chris Hedley @RHC...

Chris$and_his_slow_3100.
12.4011BIGQ::SILVADiabloMon May 01 1995 18:248
| <<< Note 12.4008 by GRANPA::MWANNEMACHER "NRA member in good standing" >>>


| Same old story for all the BIGQ's..........

   Hmmphhhh!!!!!!  Wait till you come out here wannamonkey! just you wait!


12.4012BIGQ::SILVADiabloMon May 01 1995 18:2412
| <<< Note 12.4009 by MKOTS3::JMARTIN "You-Had-Forty-Years!!!" >>>



| Time to get rid of the VAX 11/780s Glen!!!!!


	Talk to CSD. They were supposed to have updated their machines, but
don't know if they have yet.


Glen
12.4013TROOA::COLLINSBrakes just slow you down.Mon May 01 1995 18:274
    
    Glen...you don't *really* have 11/780s there, do you?  We just scrapped
    two 8820s!
    
12.4014:')GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA member in good standingMon May 01 1995 18:333
    
    
    RE: .4011  promises promises........
12.4015BIGQ::SILVADiabloMon May 01 1995 18:3416

	Joan, I don't know what is on the system. I just know overall it really 





                                   Slow
                                   Until
                                   Cranium
                                   Kicks
                                   Somebutt



12.401642344::CBHLager LoutMon May 01 1995 18:353
Nobody with a spare VS4000 then.  Bugger.

Chris.
12.4017BIGQ::SILVADiabloMon May 01 1995 18:357
| <<< Note 12.4014 by GRANPA::MWANNEMACHER "NRA member in good standing" >>>


| RE: .4011  promises promises........


	Remember, you asked fo it! :)
12.4019PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BMon May 01 1995 18:476
	that hasn't stopped you in the past.  hoho.


	i know, i know - get stuffed.

12.402042344::CBHLager LoutMon May 01 1995 18:505
>       Police constable is one `c' too many for soc.penile.bloat.

	...?!

Chris.
12.4021MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Mon May 01 1995 18:502
(And he didn't think we were paying attention . . . :^)

12.4022GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA member in good standingMon May 01 1995 19:055
    
    
    You had better be a gentleman, Gwen.  I'll have my loppers along with
    me.
    
12.4024TROOA::COLLINSBrakes just slow you down.Mon May 01 1995 19:113
    
    "Long, sloppy ream"?   I'm not sure I like the sound of that!
    
12.4025GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA member in good standingMon May 01 1995 19:143
    
    RE: .4023  Well, afterwards it would probably more like short stubby
    bean.......
12.4026SMURF::BINDERFather, Son, and Holy SpigotMon May 01 1995 19:163
    > Anagram:  Long, sloppy ream
    
    Anagram:  Ar, grope a long manly spam.
12.4028TROOA::COLLINSBrakes just slow you down.Mon May 01 1995 19:263
    
    My bag of `Rold Gold' was stale.
    
12.4029POLAR::RICHARDSONAll Of MeMon May 01 1995 19:373
    > My bag of `Rold Gold' was stale.
    
    Anagram: I was told a tale of my golden bag.
12.4030CSOA1::LEECHMon May 01 1995 19:381
    The weather...as usual.
12.4031MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuaryMon May 01 1995 19:383
    
    I prefer the rolled gold myself...
    
12.403242344::CBHLager LoutMon May 01 1995 19:388
TTHT:

bloody noisy neighbours.  When they're out, it's the bloody dog barking
constantly, otherwise I'm subjected to crap music from their stereo with
the apparently broken volume control.  Their house has been up for sale
for over a year, I wish they'd just bugger off.

Chris.
12.4033TROOA::COLLINSBrakes just slow you down.Mon May 01 1995 19:393
    
    The Cuervo Gold?  Or the fine Columbian?
    
12.403442344::CBHLager LoutMon May 01 1995 19:403
Somebody's going to mention golden showers in a minute, I can tell...

Chris.
12.4035MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuaryMon May 01 1995 19:415
    
    Hey, we're all pretty much pissed off, but I doubt many of
    us like to be pissed on...
    
    -b
12.4036POLAR::RICHARDSONAll Of MeMon May 01 1995 19:411
    Somebody's going to mention golden showers i think....
12.4037TROOA::COLLINSBrakes just slow you down.Mon May 01 1995 19:423
    
    Golden showers?  I'm opposed to that sort of thing!
    
12.4038MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuaryMon May 01 1995 19:435
    
    We threw a golden shower for my grandparents after they were
    married for 50 years... :-)
    
    -b
12.4040MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Mon May 01 1995 19:514
re: .4038, Brian

That must have been a great relief.

12.4041BIGQ::SILVADiabloMon May 01 1995 20:228
| <<< Note 12.4022 by GRANPA::MWANNEMACHER "NRA member in good standing" >>>



| You had better be a gentleman, Gwen.  I'll have my loppers along with me.

	Mine are attached. Bummer that yours were chopped....

12.4042BIGQ::SILVADiabloMon May 01 1995 20:236
| <<< Note 12.4024 by TROOA::COLLINS "Brakes just slow you down." >>>


| "Long, sloppy ream"?   I'm not sure I like the sound of that!

	Me neither.....
12.4043BIGQ::SILVADiabloMon May 01 1995 20:2411
| <<< Note 12.4039 by CALLME::MR_TOPAZ >>>

| > Golden showers

| Anagram:  Oh, er ... Gwen's sold.

	Eeeeeyyyyuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!  No way! The only golden showers I enjoy are
the type Brian threw for his grandparents! 


Glen
12.4044POLAR::RICHARDSONShiver me chambersMon May 01 1995 20:431
    Quite a deviant family there huh?
12.4045ASABET::EARLYLose anything but your sense of humor.Mon May 01 1995 21:1012
    TTHT:  Coming back to the cold, grey, New England weather.
    
    Mz Debra: I brought you back the suntan you requested. Unfortunately, 
    I had to wear it home myself (there was absolutely no room for another
    thing in my suitcase ... honest) and now I can't get it off. Oh well.
    I'm not sure it was the right shade of tan for you anyway.
    
    :^/
    
    
    
    
12.4046POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Creamy PresentsMon May 01 1995 21:134
    
    Hmph!
    
    8^)
12.4047GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed LadyMon May 01 1995 21:235
    
    
    lots of things..
    
    
12.4048NETCAD::WOODFORDBoiOIoiOIoiOIoiOIoiOIngMon May 01 1995 21:239
    
    
    TTHT:  I just found out that a good friend's ten year old son
    tried to commit suicide this morning....I'm outa here.
    
    
    :(
    Terrie
    
12.4049GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA member in good standingTue May 02 1995 11:108
    
    
    Oooooh, that's awful Terrie.  At 10 years old.  I hope the kid gets the
    help he needs and that he can turn around.  Thoughts with the boy and
    the family, Terrie.
    
    
    Mike
12.4050CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenTue May 02 1995 12:415
    Sorry to hear that Terrie.  Any age is too young to try committing
    suicide IMO.  At 10, there just about everything to live for.  Hope all
    turns out for the best.
    
    Brian
12.4051CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenTue May 02 1995 12:513
    Anti-histimines and the need to use them.
    Cough syrup and the need to use it.
    
12.4052TROOA::COLLINSOpposed to that sort of thing!Tue May 02 1995 12:545
    
    Anti-histamines!?!?  Don't remind me, the season starts very soon...
    
    :^(
    
12.4053GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed LadyTue May 02 1995 12:5817
    
    
    >>Cough syrup and the need to use it.
    
    i hear ya, bri...ditto ovah here...at least it is no longer that
    'tickling' cough...but rather one that is sorta in my chest and is
    trying to loosen something that doesn't want to be loosened.
    
    and why the heck don't they tell you on the bottle whether or not it is
    going to make you tired????  i bought a version of robitussin dm...no
    where...NO WHERE on the bottle does it say that it may make you
    drowsy...so i took some yesterday here at work...after
    breakfast...which included a cup of coffee...and about 20 minutes later
    it took all that i had not to crawl under my desk and take a nap...
    
    
    
12.4054CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenTue May 02 1995 13:026
    Wow, you gave me your cough and I didn't have any of the fun of getting
    it?  Just my luck :-).  Bought the CVS CF stuff, along with the
    Drixoral, I feel like I'm flying.  Wheeeee!  Probably shouldn't have
    driven this morning, probably shouldn't be here at all.  
    
    
12.4055maybe next time, bri...;^>GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed LadyTue May 02 1995 13:0510
    
    
    well, thankfully, i don't have the stuffy nose bit...just this friggin'
    cough...just had a fit going down the hall...i think people thought i
    was having a seizure...one more day of this and i am calling the
    doctor.  don't know why the heck i have it...could be allergies, i
    guess, but up until now, i have never had them...but, there is a first
    time for everything...
    
    
12.4056SMURF::MSCANLONalliaskofmyselfisthatiholdtogetherTue May 02 1995 13:127
    re: .4055
    
    Well, I hope you're feeling better soon.  The last time I had
    a cough like that, the doctor wound up telling me I had asthma. :-(
    No problems up until then, either (I was 27 at the time).
    
    Mary-Michael
12.4057TROOA::COLLINSOpposed to that sort of thing!Tue May 02 1995 13:139
    
    The sight of North York Hydro trucks outside.  It means they'll be
    working on MY power lines, and it means they'll probably cut the power
    to MY computer room.
    
    jc
    
    (...waiting for the other shoe to drop)
    
12.4059and i know you're not a shirley..GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed LadyTue May 02 1995 14:005
    
    
    what, my cough????  surely you jest...
    
    
12.4060whooshPOWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Creamy PresentsTue May 02 1995 14:041
    
12.4061CSOA1::LEECHTue May 02 1995 15:081
    the weather
12.4062WAHOO::LEVESQUEluxure et suppliceTue May 02 1995 15:127
    Having to use Mosaic on a SRC machine to get the stock quote because
    the local boneheads can't keep things arranged properly. 
    
    "Error: your system is not authorized to use the Internet relay
    server."
     
     What crap.
12.4063BIGQ::SILVADiabloTue May 02 1995 15:143

	raq, what's the difference between a cough, and a friggin cough? 
12.4064BIGQ::SILVADiabloTue May 02 1995 15:144


	Mr Topaz, what do you mean by bedridden? 
12.4065POLAR::RICHARDSONFan Club Frog HemmingTue May 02 1995 15:161
    Haven't you seen the movie "Bed Knobs and Broom Sticks" ?
12.4066TROOA::COLLINSOpposed to that sort of thing!Tue May 02 1995 15:173
    
    That was `Bed Knobs And Leather Straps'.
    
12.4067POLAR::RICHARDSONFan Club Frog HemmingTue May 02 1995 15:181
    Was Angela Landsbury in that one too? 8-o
12.4068BIGQ::SILVADiabloTue May 02 1995 15:224

	Yes, and amazingly enough, no one she knew died in it. And she looked
real purty wearing all that leather and snappin that whip! Wot a babe!
12.4069MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Tue May 02 1995 15:235
Steve,
    It sounds like Cincinatti is trying to usurp the "gloomiest place in
the world" title from Rochester, NY, the only place where you can walk
into your office, close the drapes, and it gets lighter.

12.4071PCBUOA::LEFEBVREA Repo Man is always intenseTue May 02 1995 15:264
>	Yes, and amazingly enough, no one she knew died in it. And she looked
>real purty wearing all that leather and snappin that whip! Wot a babe!
    
    I'm gonna hurl...
12.4072JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeTue May 02 1995 16:579
    Terrie,
    
    I'm *so* sorry about your friend's son... can you even imagine what
    goes through the mind of a 10 year old who'd want to die?  I can... and
    that's probably what hits the hardest in reading this...
    
    Prayers offered for all involved.
    
    Nancy
12.4073HANNAH::MODICAJourneyman NoterTue May 02 1995 17:027
    
    Trying to catch up..
    
    Sorry to hear that Terrie.
    Hope things work out somehow.
    
    							Hank
12.4074GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed LadyTue May 02 1995 18:128
    
    
    glen, a cough is what the doctor has you do after he tells you to turn
    your head...a friggin' cough is one that you can't get rid of, no
    matter what you take for it and gives you a headache by the end of the
    day....
    
    
12.4075GOOEY::JUDYThat's Ms. Bitch to you!Tue May 02 1995 18:469
    
    
    	re: .4074
    
    	Been there, done that.... and after I walked around NYC with
    	that cough that I had already had for a month, I went to 
    	the doctor and found out that I had bronchitis.  I know
    	how you feel raq...
    
12.4076NETCAD::WOODFORDBoiOIoiOIoiOIoiOIoiOIngTue May 02 1995 18:5311
    
    
    Thank you everyone for the kind words for my friend and his son.
    His son is ok, but in need of, and starting to receive some 
    professional assistance.
    
    All I could do last night was go home and hug my kids and tell
    them how much I love them, and how much the mean to me.
    
    Terrie
    
12.4077 transitions TROOA::COLLINSOpposed to that sort of thing!Tue May 02 1995 19:153
    
    Damn!   Damndamndamndamn!!!!   >:^(
    
12.4078CALDEC::RAHan outlaw in townTue May 02 1995 19:212
    
    kaliph liquid sunshine. i suppose its beautiful back in mass..
12.4079GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed LadyTue May 02 1995 19:2115
    
    here's a hug for you, ter...*hug*
    
    
    tth:  wearing bits of my lunch, giving even more reason to stare
          hearing 4th hand that a cousin of mine got married for the 
    	  3rd time...maybe he'll get it right this time...
    
    thanks, jj...bronchitis is what i am worried about...that's why i
    called the doc today...talked to the nurse, she called back, said it
    sounds viral, told me to take the tablet form of the cough syrup i am 
    already taking, as they are non-drowsy...and if i still have it in a 
    week, to call back and make an appointment, as it will have to be
    looked at then...so heres to buying more medication... :<
    
12.4080Help Hints from HeloiseJULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeTue May 02 1995 19:409
    Yesterday I had on a dress with a white dicky buttoned in.  My son's
    had made MOM a special cup of coffee for me to take to work.  I sat
    down opened the lid to the coffee got a mouthful and had to sneeze. 
    Guess what happened to the coffee.. and my white dicky.  It was only
    8:15 A.M.!!!!! :-)  I went to the bathroom unbuttened the dicky and
    began to scrub it in the sink.  When finished I put in the microwave to
    dry.  Buttoned it back on, and voila... looked good as new!
    
    Nancy
12.4081POLAR::RICHARDSONFan Club Frog HemmingTue May 02 1995 19:451
    I would never scrub my dicky in the sink.
12.4082CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanTue May 02 1995 19:455



 =:-O
12.4083GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA member in good standingTue May 02 1995 19:472
    
    let alone put it in the microwave.....
12.4084PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BTue May 02 1995 19:474

	one assumes you would never need to "unbutten" it either, glenn.

12.4085POLAR::RICHARDSONFan Club Frog HemmingTue May 02 1995 19:501
    Sounds painful I agree, but what does that really mean?
12.4086PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BTue May 02 1995 19:554
>>    Sounds painful I agree, but what does that really mean?

	it means full of pain or causing pain.

12.4087<-- {snort} 8^)POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Creamy PresentsTue May 02 1995 19:571
    
12.4088POLAR::RICHARDSONFan Club Frog HemmingTue May 02 1995 19:571
    So, if somebody wanted to hurt me, that person might unbutten me?
12.4089PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BTue May 02 1995 20:014
>>    kaliph liquid sunshine. i suppose its beautiful back in mass..

	no, it's just as much of a hell-hole as ever.

12.4090CALDEC::RAHan outlaw in townTue May 02 1995 20:242
    
    i'm steeling myself for the ordeal..
12.4091BIGQ::SILVADiabloTue May 02 1995 20:493

	raq, I don't like either version of that cough.... yuk!
12.4092DECLNE::REESEToreDown,I'mAlmostLevelW/theGroundTue May 02 1995 21:1112
    raq,
    
    Nurse told you to call back in a week?  Let me guess, you belong
    to an HMO right?  Bronchitis can become pneumonia verrrry easily;
    take care.
    
    Nancy,
    
    I know you didn't intend it, but the dicky story and the follow-ons
    gave me the first good laugh I've had in a couple of days.
    
    
12.4093JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeTue May 02 1995 21:323
    .4092
    
    Glad to be of service. :-)
12.4094and the beat goes onTROOA::TEMPLETONBuilt for Comfort not SpeedWed May 03 1995 01:347
    .4077
    
    John, heard about it just before I left to-night, thats 10 in the past
    two weeks, and we thought it was over, yeh, that'll be right:-(
    
    
    joan
12.4095JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeWed May 03 1995 03:141
    There are more layoffs?????
12.4096POLAR::RICHARDSONFan Club Frog HemmingWed May 03 1995 03:171
    We prefer the euphemism transition, please.
12.4097GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed LadyWed May 03 1995 12:287
    
    
    tth:  my car must be a skunk magnet...she slept over a friend's house
          last nite and when i went to pick her up, *p-u*...2nd time in
    	  about 8 months...and i don't think i have enough tomato juice to
    	  get the stink out...
    
12.4098POBOX::BATTISLand shark,pool sharkWed May 03 1995 12:493
    
    Interesting, a slumber party for cars. Might this be a new fad in the
    making?
12.4099POLAR::RICHARDSONFan Club Frog HemmingWed May 03 1995 13:411
    I would tire of it quickly.
12.4100I hate this snarf!CNTROL::JENNISONRevive us, Oh LordWed May 03 1995 13:585
	Forgot my gym bag and aerobics music at home this morning
	and I'm teaching an 11:45 class... gotta drive home and
	get it all before then...

12.4101ASABET::EARLYLose anything but your sense of humor.Wed May 03 1995 13:583
    <--- you also just missed a GREAT snarf!
    
    
12.4102NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed May 03 1995 14:244
>    Interesting, a slumber party for cars. Might this be a new fad in the
>    making?

It would be a gas!
12.4103CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanWed May 03 1995 14:289


>>    Interesting, a slumber party for cars. Might this be a new fad in the
>>    making?



  Give me a brake...
12.4104GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA member in good standingWed May 03 1995 14:304
    
    
    
    Well, if you want to be first, you had better get it in gear....
12.4105CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanWed May 03 1995 14:324


 I would, but I'm tired..
12.4106CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanWed May 03 1995 14:384


 In fact, I'm exhausted...
12.4107POLAR::RICHARDSONFan Club Frog HemmingWed May 03 1995 14:432
    I'm in shock that you'd strut around soapbox with those kind of rad
    puns.
12.4108BIGQ::SILVADiabloWed May 03 1995 15:251
<----best one so far!
12.4109POLAR::RICHARDSONGrim Falcon The ElfWed May 03 1995 15:451
    tanks.
12.4110WMOIS::GIROUARD_CWed May 03 1995 15:471
    banks
12.4111JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeWed May 03 1995 16:241
    I think I'll steer clear of this note!
12.4112POLAR::RICHARDSONGrim Falcon The ElfWed May 03 1995 16:291
    Would that swerve any purpose?
12.4113GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed LadyWed May 03 1995 16:535
    
    
    wheel you all pipe down...
    
    
12.4114POLAR::RICHARDSONGrim Falcon The ElfWed May 03 1995 16:551
    I am a manifold witness.
12.4115CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanWed May 03 1995 16:559


 So, raq had to inject her puns to fuel the fire, eh?




 Jim
12.4116POLAR::RICHARDSONGrim Falcon The ElfWed May 03 1995 16:571
    It's a mad dash for the rest of them...
12.4117F150 piece 'o doo dooMPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuaryWed May 03 1995 17:0111
    
    My Fix Or Repair Daily/Found On Road Dead truck is back in the
    shop again for more major repairs.. this time it's a new oil
    pan, new U-joint, and a reinforcement panel for the firewall.
    
    This truck is 8 years old, granted, but it also has only
    57,000 miles on it!
    
    Can you say "Ford sucks"? I knew you could.
    
    -b
12.4118FORD F-150GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA member in good standingWed May 03 1995 17:078
    
    
    
    Mines got 105K and still going strong, b-.  It's also 10 years old.  
    
    
    
    Mike
12.4119GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed LadyWed May 03 1995 17:086
    
    
    my ford is only 6 years old and has over 107000 miles on it...it's
    still going, but not so strung...and rather stinky at this point :>
    
    
12.4120OOTOOL::CHELSEAMostly harmless.Wed May 03 1995 17:133
    Re: .4117
    
    So, what does that make you for buying one?
12.4121WMOIS::GIROUARD_CWed May 03 1995 17:1312
    re; ranger xlt
    my ford SUCKS! it'll be going back in the shop friday because the
    brakes are sticking again! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGH!
    
    there's a guy i work with here in NQO that just bought a new Bronco
    and he's having problems with the brakes. he's going to arbitration
    after three failed visits at the dealership.
    
    of course, my father has a ford van with 330k+ miles on it and it's 
    still crankin'... go figger.
    
    Chip
12.4122MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuaryWed May 03 1995 17:2316
    > So, what does that make you for buying one?

    Well, gee, thanks. Always ready to make someone feel good,
    aren't you? :-)

    Axeshully, when I purchased my truck in '87, Ford were considered
    the premier pickup truck maker. And for the most part, my truck
    has served me well... until the last year, when it's had a new
    clutch, a transmission overhaul, a fuel injector computer problem,
    leaks around the rear window, rotting on the firewall that has
    to be fixed with reinforcement... and the problems I mentioned
    earlier.

    And the radio has never worked correctly since the second year...

    -b
12.4123INTERNET VIRUS ALERT!!!!!!!NETCAD::WOODFORDBoiOIoiOIoiOIoiOIoiOIngWed May 03 1995 17:49102
This is serious folks....READ CAREFULLY AND FORWARD WIDELY!!!
    

   
     ** High Priority **
   
     PLEASE READ THIS CAREFULLY!
   
     The following notice came across my internet connect this morning and 
     will be released by DOE-HQ today, although it may be too late in some 
     cases.
   
     "There is a new computer virus that is being sent across the Internet. 
     If you receive an email message with the subject line "Good Times,"
     DO NOT read the message. DELETE it immediately.  Please read the 
     messages
     below.
   
     Some miscreant is sending email under the title "good times" 
     nation-wide.  If you get anything like this, DON'T DOWNLOAD THE FILE! 
     It has a virus that rewrites your hard drive, obliterating anything on 
     it.  Please be careful and forward this mail to anyone you care about.
   
     Thought you might like to know...
   
     The FCC released a warning last Wednesday concerning
     a matter of major importance to any regular user of the Internet. 
     Apparently, a new computer virus has been engineered by a user of 
     America Online that is unparalled in its destructive capability. 
     Other, more well-known viruses such as Stoned, Airwolf, and 
     Michaelangelo pale in comparison to the prospects of this newest 
     creation by a warped mentality.
   
     What makes this virus so terrifying, said the FCC, is the fact that no 
     program needs to be exchanged for a new computer to be infected.  It 
     can be spread through the existing e-mail systems of the InterNet. 
     Once a computer is infected, one of several things can happen.  If the 
     computer contains a hard drive, that will most likely be destroyed.
     If the program is not stopped, the computer's processor will be placed 
     in an nth-complexity infinite binary loop, which can severely damage 
     the processor if left running that way too long.  Unfortunately, most 
     novice computer users will not realize what is happening until it is 
     far too late.
   
     Luckily, there is one sure means of detecting what is now known as the 
     "Good Times" virus.  It always travels to new computers the same way 
     in a test e-mail message with the subject line reading simply "Good 
     Times."
   
     Avoiding infection is easy once the file has been received - not 
     reading it. The act of loading the file into the mail server's ASCII 
     buffer causes the "Good Times" mainline program to
     initialize and execute.  The program is highly intelligent - it will 
     send copies of itself to everyone whose e-mail address is contained in 
     a received-mail file or a sent-mail file, if it can find one.  It will 
     then trash the computer it is running on.
   
     The bottom line here is - if you receive a file with the subject line 
     "Good Times," delete it immediately!  Do not read it!  Rest assured 
     that whoever's name was on the "From:" line was surely struck by the 
     virus.
   
     Warn your friends and local system users of this newest threat to the 
     InterNet!  It could save them a lot of time and money."
   
     Please pass this on...especially to anyone you know that uses "America 
     Online" regularly.
   
   
   
   
   
   
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12.4124NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed May 03 1995 17:501
.4123 is an old hoax -- six months or more.
12.4125And I for one, am sick of reading it...MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuaryWed May 03 1995 17:547
    The contents of .4123 represent some prankster's answer to the
    chain letter... distribute widely indeed. Distribute straight
    into the nearest wastebasket, because the claims made in it
    are pure bull feces.

    -b
12.4126POLAR::RICHARDSONGrim Falcon The ElfWed May 03 1995 17:571
    moo moo cow dung?
12.4127BIGQ::SILVADiabloWed May 03 1995 18:067
    
| my ford is only 6 years old and has over 107000 miles on it...it's still 
| going, but not so strung...and rather stinky at this point :>
    
	You own one of those big rigs, right? :-)    

12.4128BIGQ::SILVADiabloWed May 03 1995 18:077
| <<< Note 12.4121 by WMOIS::GIROUARD_C >>>

| of course, my father has a ford van with 330k+ miles on it and it's
| still crankin'... go figger.

	Maybe it's because your father knows how to take care of the things he
owns Chip..... :-)
12.4129WMOIS::GIROUARD_CWed May 03 1995 18:125
    -1 cheap shot... hey, i'm a chip of the 'ole block, remember?
    
     :-)
    
     Chip
12.4130BIGQ::SILVADiabloWed May 03 1995 18:135
| <<< Note 12.4129 by WMOIS::GIROUARD_C >>>

| -1 cheap shot... hey, i'm a chip of the 'ole block, remember?

	So you were broken from the beginning, eh?????
12.4131I couldn't help it - it wuzznt my fault !!!GAAS::BRAUCHERWed May 03 1995 18:176
    
    "take care of the things he owns" - Aargh !!  This sends shivers
    down my spine.  If I had a buck for every time somebody said this
    to me when something breaks, I'd be in the pink.
    
      bb
12.4132MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuaryWed May 03 1995 18:457
    
    Another TTH:
    
    That time between when someone who you _really_ want to
    talk to promises to call... and when they actually do.
    
    -b
12.4133BIGQ::SILVADiabloWed May 03 1995 18:529
| <<< Note 12.4131 by GAAS::BRAUCHER >>>


| "take care of the things he owns" - Aargh !!  This sends shivers
| down my spine.  If I had a buck for every time somebody said this
| to me when something breaks, I'd be in the pink.

	bb, if you were in the pink, the babes would be all over you! :-)

12.4134GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed LadyWed May 03 1995 19:086
    
    
    
    who says we aren't already?????
    
    
12.4135I though my Grandpop was kidding about fix or repair dailyDECLNE::REESEToreDown,I'mAlmostLevelW/theGroundWed May 03 1995 19:112
    Guess I'd better kiss Cleo the Geo before I drive her home tonight :-)
    
12.4136But I can dream...GAAS::BRAUCHERWed May 03 1995 19:148
    
    Nah, the babes don't go fer the like a me - some beefy mod comes
    along and kicks sand in our notes.
    
    Anyway, now that I think of it, where DOES the expression, "in the
    pink" come from ?  Where is Binder when you need him ?
    
      bb
12.4137What a load of dingoes' kidneysCOVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertWed May 03 1995 20:017
>     The following notice came across my internet connect this morning and 
>     will be released by DOE-HQ today, although it may be too late in some 
>     cases.

So, how long ago was the "Department of Energy" eliminated?

/john
12.4138OOTOOL::CHELSEAMostly harmless.Wed May 03 1995 20:1716
    Re: .4132
    
    >That time between when someone who you _really_ want to talk to
    >promises to call... and when they actually do.
    
    I'm in quite the opposite situation.  My sister-in-law has a friend
    living in Vermont.  She wanted to give him my address so he could write
    to me.  I said I'd rather not.  She kept talking about him.  I took a
    look into the future and gave in early.  So now we've exchanged
    letters, which is fine, except this relative stranger now wants to chat
    on the phone.  I don't _want_ to chat.  So now I can't pick up the
    phone any more, for fear it might be him, and I'm feeling guilty
    because he's obviously kinda lonely, and I'm feeling resentful because
    it's not my responsibility to give him a social life.
    
    Sister-in-laws are agents of evil, if you ask me.
12.4139BIGQ::SILVADiabloWed May 03 1995 20:198
| <<< Note 12.4134 by GAVEL::JANDROW "Green-Eyed Lady" >>>



| who says we aren't already?????


	The pink would make it so forever!!!!!
12.4140NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed May 03 1995 20:211
Sisters-in-law.  NNTTM.
12.4141CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenWed May 03 1995 20:3012
    Voice mail messages that are 97 minutes long.  What is so hard about
    leaving name, number, subject of call, and possibly whether or not it 
    is urgent?  
    
    Hi! This is Joe Doaks and O got your name from Jane Doe who said that
    you could help me with a problem we have been having but they weren't
    sure so if you could get back to me to let me know if you are the right
    person I'd appreciate it as you see we are having a problem with 
    XYZ3000 damages and we believe it may be packaging related but aren't
    sure but would like to get your opinion and see if you could possibly
    help us find the right person or soltuion Blah, blah ,blah, blah call
    me back at 555-8889. thanks and oh before I forget blah, blah blah.....
12.4142MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed May 03 1995 20:3210
re: .4138, Chelsea

Do like I did. Get yourself an answering machine if you don't already
have one. Once you have it, never again answer the phone until the
caller announces themself and you know who you're picking up on. I've
had a machine for just over four years now using this approach and I
haven't had to speak to one single individual I haven't wanted to.
No one should have to be "afraid to pick up their phone because it
might be xyz". Ignore them with confidence.

12.4143OOTOOL::CHELSEAMostly harmless.Wed May 03 1995 20:4510
    Re: .4142
    
    I have an answering machine.  That's one of the reasons I feel guilty,
    hearing all the "Hi, this is xxxx.  I'll try again tomorrow night."
    messages.  Unfortunately, last night I let the answering machine get it
    and missed a call from my mom (who went to bed right after calling).
    
    At least I warned him that I worked odd hours, and that I didn't know
    of any good time to reach me.  I just wish he'd give up and stick to
    letters, or I'm gonna get guilted into having a (eek!) conversation.
12.4144If your sensor is going off, listen to itDECLNE::REESEToreDown,I'mAlmostLevelW/theGroundWed May 03 1995 20:523
    Don't do it Chels; don't let him/them make ya feel guilty!!
    
    
12.4145WAHOO::LEVESQUEluxure et suppliceThu May 04 1995 11:571
    What's the matter with honesty?
12.4146CSOA1::LEECHThu May 04 1995 12:309
    Torn hamstring (again).  Or more accurately, further ripping an already
    ripped hamstring.  Nothing like the feeling of a muscle tearing, no
    siree.
    
    And I have a taekwondo promotion exam this weekend, too.  <grumble,
    spit, foam>  
    
    
    -steve
12.4147POBOX::BATTISLand shark,pool sharkThu May 04 1995 12:452
    
    Steve, what level of black belt are you now?
12.4148NETCAD::WOODFORDBoiOIoiOIoiOIoiOIoiOIngThu May 04 1995 12:4812
    
    
    TTHT: NUTHIN' at all!!  :*)  I'm in SUCH a good mood today!!!  :*)
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.4149CSOA1::LEECHThu May 04 1995 13:2317
    >Steve, what level of black belt are you now?
    
    Still working on the first degree, actually.  It takes 3.25 years to
    reach black belt in my school, at least it does now.  Originally, it
    was a 3-year deal, then they rearranged the belts (adding all the weird
    colors like orange, purple, etc., which we could easily do without IMO).  
    
    If my hamstring can get me past this test (which at this point seems
    doubtful, though I'll know more when I go to class tonight), I've got two 
    more left- the second being my test for my black belt.  By the old system, 
    I would be testing for my black in 3 months.  8^{
    
    Anyone know a good treatment for torn muscles that works *really* fast? 
    8^)
    
    
    -steve 
12.4150CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenThu May 04 1995 13:273
    Torn muscles take time to heal.  You can massage it, put heat on it to
    make it feel better possibly, take Ibuprofen etc. but you cannot heal
    it.  
12.4151CSOA1::LEECHThu May 04 1995 13:383
    And just in case I forgot to mention it....
    
    The weather.
12.4152POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Creamy PresentsThu May 04 1995 13:414
    
    Oh, not here; it's a gorgeous warm sunny day.  
    
    8^)
12.4153COMICS::MCSKEANECough red noseThu May 04 1995 13:4911
    ><<< Note 12.4149 by CSOA1::LEECH >>>
    
    >Anyone know a good treatment for torn muscles that works *really*
    >fast?
    
    When I went to the physio for a torn thigh muscle, he used a couple of
    electrodes, which he stuck round the tear. It took me just over a week
    to recover and start playing sports again. I can't for the life of me
    remember the name of the process/treatment
    
    POL.
12.4154BIGQ::SILVADiabloThu May 04 1995 13:554

	Steve, I guess old age is setting in. It's understandable though,
considering you're one of our FF's. :-)
12.4155Good game, except the end...GAAS::BRAUCHERThu May 04 1995 13:5923
    
    Well, the Celts played a great game in losing tough to Shaq &c last
    night.  Led 77-74 under two minutes.  But they have no finisher on
    the team, and succumbed 82-77 before a screaming full house of the
    faithful.
    
    Shaquile O'Neal is a wonder !!!  Nobody can stop this man one-on-one
    backing into the hoop, so they doubleteamed him, which worked, but
    always left somebody open.  Supplemented by Horace Grant, the Magic
    are very tough on the boards too.
    
    Yet Shaquille cannot make a freethrow to save his life ! He missed so
    many, they took him out at the end because the Celts just fouled him
    every time he got the ball, and got the ball back.  And he cannot
    dribble (the two times he tried, he kicked it out of bounds, and got
    called for a gross palming/traveling violation).  And he is too bulky
    to block shots - not quick enough or enough of a jumper, despit his
    7'1".
    
    The Celts are going down - they need a player.  But I bet the Magic
    will win nothing this year.  They really get rattled under pressure.
    
      bb
12.4156POWDML::CKELLYCute Li'l RascalThu May 04 1995 14:011
    steve, i know what, but, well, this IS a family conference :-))))))))
12.4157POBOX::BATTISLand shark,pool sharkThu May 04 1995 14:055
    
    bb  The magic will be playing the Bulls in the next round. Should be
    an entertaining series, to say the least.
    
    Mark
12.4158Hard to dribble in the tundra...GAAS::BRAUCHERThu May 04 1995 14:1210
    
      You know, it was a sad way to go out (and two $35 tickets + $10
     parking didn't help).  I have been attending the Gahdin pahties
     thuhty yeahs now (since Cousy !).  Next yeah they move to "the
     Fleet Centah", wherevah that is !  And the NBA adds "the Vancouver
     Grizzlies" and "the Toronto Raptors" (the hottest cap among kids).
    
      What do Canadians know about hoops, anyways ?
    
      bb
12.4159GOOEY::JUDYThat's Ms. Bitch to you!Thu May 04 1995 14:404
    
    
    	.....allergies
    
12.4160WAHOO::LEVESQUEluxure et suppliceThu May 04 1995 15:043
    >What do Canadians know about hoops, anyways ?
    
     How to keep the Timberwolves from being in the cellar. ;-)
12.4161CSOA1::LEECHThu May 04 1995 15:093
    You may be right, Glen.  But how many over the age of 250 do you see
    taking taekwondo?  I'm doing pretty good for such an old geezer, if you
    ask me.  8^)
12.4162CSOA1::LEECHThu May 04 1995 15:163
>    steve, i know what, but, well, this IS a family conference :-))))))))
    
    Oh my.
12.4163TROOA::COLLINSThe speed of business...Thu May 04 1995 15:1811
    
    >What do Canadians know about hoops, anyways ?
    
    Hoops?   Is that some sort of ball game?    
    
    
    ;^)
    
    P.S.  Lotsa roundball fans up here...you can expect the franchises to
          be profitable, if nothing else.
        
12.4164BIGQ::SILVADiabloThu May 04 1995 15:295

	Steve, I'm surprised that you can even move at that age, nevermind
doing something strenuous. I'm also surprised that you even have hamstrings at
that age. I would have thought you would have just A hamstring!
12.4165WMOIS::GIROUARD_CThu May 04 1995 15:313
    Steve, "old geezer" is a gross understatement at 250!
    
    Chip
12.4166POLAR::RICHARDSONGrim Falcon The ElfThu May 04 1995 15:334
    Hoops was invented by a Canadian, John Naismith while teaching in
    Springfield Mass.
    
    
12.4167WMOIS::GIROUARD_CThu May 04 1995 15:421
    and you hate this because...?
12.4168NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu May 04 1995 15:462
Because he needed to get out of Canada to get the inspiration to invent
basketball.
12.4169set mode/sarcasm=highDECWIN::RALTOIt's a small third world after allThu May 04 1995 15:5012
    re: dribbling
    
    "Dribbling", what's that?  I thought they just had to catch a pass,
    take a few ten-foot strides whilst gripping the ball tightly, leap up,
    and stuff the ball through the net.  "Travelling"?  Oh yeah, I
    remember when they used to call travelling...
    
    >> What do Canadians know about hoops, anyways ?
    
    Probably as much as Americans know about ice hockey... :-)
    
    Chris
12.4170POWDML::CKELLYCute Li'l RascalThu May 04 1995 16:051
    dribbling, something onondaga may be doing on the 21st
12.4171POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Creamy PresentsThu May 04 1995 16:312
    
    No.  NO!  No dribbling at my house.  On that point I am adamant.
12.4172And no penalty box either...GAAS::BRAUCHERThu May 04 1995 16:436
    
    Well, OK, then, I guess we'll let you Canadians play roundball.
    
    Just remember, you can't hit each other with sticks.
    
      bb
12.4173BIGQ::SILVADiabloThu May 04 1995 16:467
| <<< Note 12.4171 by POWDML::LAUER "Little Chamber of Creamy Presents" >>>


| No.  NO!  No dribbling at my house.  On that point I am adamant.


	I won't dribble Deb!!!!!  I'll be a good doobee!
12.4174POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Creamy PresentsThu May 04 1995 16:522
    
    Perhaps I'll put you in charge of Onondaga, then...
12.4175MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Thu May 04 1995 17:143
TTHT:
    My luck's run out.

12.4176PCBUOA::LEFEBVREA Repo Man is always intenseThu May 04 1995 17:184
    Dribbling is something not required in the NBA, particularly when Air
    Jordan has the ball.
    
    Mark.
12.4177POLAR::RICHARDSONGrim Falcon The ElfThu May 04 1995 17:201
    Jack, you're still a lucky man, unless of course it's over.
12.4178OUTSRC::HEISERthe dumbing down of AmericaThu May 04 1995 17:2218
>    Still working on the first degree, actually.  It takes 3.25 years to
>    reach black belt in my school, at least it does now.  Originally, it
    
    Glad to see there are some real schools out there still.  Some of the
    newer ones crank out "black belts" in 1 year.  
    
>    was a 3-year deal, then they rearranged the belts (adding all the weird
>    colors like orange, purple, etc., which we could easily do without IMO).  
    
    ours goes white, yellow, green, red, blue, poon, and black.  You have
    to pass 2 tests to advance to the next belt.
    
>    Anyone know a good treatment for torn muscles that works *really* fast? 
>    8^)
    
    concentrate, grasshopper.
    
    Mike
12.4179NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu May 04 1995 17:232
I got my black belt in 15 minutes.  Looked through the belt rack, found one
I liked, and paid the cashier.
12.4180POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Creamy PresentsThu May 04 1995 17:262
    
    What colour is "poon"?  This really troubles me.
12.4181SPEZKO::FRASERMobius Loop; see other sideThu May 04 1995 17:332
        Similar in hue to "tang", if memory serves ...
        
12.4182CSEXP2::ANDREWSI'm the NRAThu May 04 1995 17:361
    so that would be orange then, or maybe purple...
12.4183MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuaryThu May 04 1995 17:3721
        RE: What color is Poon?
    
    I dunno, but I can say I've never seen anyone doing martial
    arts in a pink belt!
    
    The system my wife studies is Burmese and called "Bando". It
    takes 5 years to get a black belt, and there are only 4
    belts: white, green, brown, black. However, each of the
    major belts has degrees, signified by adding colored stripes.
    
    It is an extremely powerful martial art that strikes me as
    being particularly optimized for short people. It is the
    only martial art I've ever heard of where white belts (two
    stripes and above) break boards and bricks.
    
    My wife's teacher is the highest rated bando expert in the
    US...
    
    She'll probably kick my ass in divorce court too... :-) :-)
    
    -b
12.4184NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu May 04 1995 17:371
Tang's good for cleaning brown crud from your dishwasher.
12.4185BIGQ::SILVADiabloThu May 04 1995 17:385
| <<< Note 12.4184 by NOTIME::SACKS "Gerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085" >>>

| Tang's good for cleaning brown crud from your dishwasher.

	And we can drink it too!
12.4186 :*) SPEZKO::FRASERMobius Loop; see other sideThu May 04 1995 17:382
        And bando's excellent for filling holes in one's car.
        
12.4187OUTSRC::HEISERthe dumbing down of AmericaThu May 04 1995 17:407
    poon is half-red, half-black.
    
>    being particularly optimized for short people. It is the
>    only martial art I've ever heard of where white belts (two
>    stripes and above) break boards and bricks.
    
    my 5 and 10-year olds have done boards as white belts.
12.4188CNTROL::JENNISONRevive us, Oh LordThu May 04 1995 17:414
>    Anyone know a good treatment for torn muscles that works *really* fast? 
>    8^)

	Yes, but it involves time-travel...
12.4189MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Thu May 04 1995 18:102
Er, Glen, don't drink the brown crud from your dishwasher. Please.

12.4190MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuaryThu May 04 1995 18:124
    
    <--- Isn't the brown crud from the dishwasher one of the principle
         ingrediants in Budweiser?
    
12.4191POLAR::RICHARDSONGrim Falcon The ElfThu May 04 1995 18:221
    A reasonable hypothesis. Yeah verily even plausible.
12.4192NETCAD::WOODFORDBoiOIoiOIoiOIoiOIoiOIngThu May 04 1995 18:2213
    
    
    TTHT: Trying to stop my boss in the hallway, he kind of rolled his
    eyes as if whatever I had to say wasn't important enough for him.
    Nice to know I'm still the lowely pee-on I've always been around here.
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.4193POBOX::BATTISLand shark,pool sharkThu May 04 1995 18:373
    
    well Terrie, I hope they don't pee on you, that would really be a
    sign of disrespect.
12.4194NETCAD::WOODFORDBoiOIoiOIoiOIoiOIoiOIngThu May 04 1995 18:454
    
    
    Daily Mark, Daily.....
    
12.4195BIGQ::SILVADiabloThu May 04 1995 18:454

	Thanks for the tip Jack. And after I finally aquired a tatse for the
stuff too! Oh well... back to plain tang! :-)
12.4196SMURF::BINDERFather, Son, and Holy SpigotThu May 04 1995 18:494
    .4175
    
    That sux, Jack.  I'd offer some advice, but there's like nothing I can
    say that'll do much good.  Maybe you could sue?
12.4197MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Thu May 04 1995 18:593
Thankyou, Dick. I appreciate the kind words and the thought that
accompanies them.

12.4198POLAR::RICHARDSONGrim Falcon The ElfThu May 04 1995 19:082
    <--- You're not fooling anyone you know, you'll be stone lucky in a
         moment.
12.4199POBOX::BATTISLand shark,pool sharkThu May 04 1995 19:088
    
    .4175
    
    Why does this note disturb me?? Eldebalso as martin calls you, you
    didn't like get TFSO'd did you?? Because if this is true, this is truly
    a thing to hate!!!!!
    
    Mark
12.4200Creamy SnarfPOWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Creamy PresentsThu May 04 1995 19:111
    
12.4201{simper}GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA member in good standingThu May 04 1995 19:141
    
12.4202MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Thu May 04 1995 19:251
Worse, Mark. Worse.
12.4203MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Thu May 04 1995 19:266
re:         <<< Note 12.4198 by POLAR::RICHARDSON "Grim Falcon The Elf" >>>

Nay.

Verily.

12.4204POLAR::RICHARDSONGrim Falcon The ElfThu May 04 1995 19:281
    Yes, but you have luck on your side Jack.
12.4205NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu May 04 1995 19:292
Jack, quit teasing us.  What terrible thing happened to you?
Your (dogface) (spade) you?
12.4206MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Thu May 04 1995 19:345
The only thing I see on my side is that bit of special sauce from
the Big Mac I had for lunch, Glenn.

Actually, my dog did run off about a month ago, Gerald.

12.4207POLAR::RICHARDSONGrim Falcon The ElfThu May 04 1995 19:371
    <--- You're lucky you didn't get special sauce on your trousers.
12.4208MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Thu May 04 1995 19:391
Thank goodness for small favors, I guess . . . 
12.4209CSOA1::LEECHThu May 04 1995 19:401
    <--- oh my, that would indeed be a TTH
12.4210MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuaryThu May 04 1995 19:507
    For Jack:
    
    Born under a bad sign,
    I've been down since I began to crawl
    If it wasn't for bad luck,
    I wouldn't have no luck at all..
    
12.4211MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Thu May 04 1995 19:502
That's about where I am, Bri . . . .

12.4212GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA member in good standingThu May 04 1995 19:525
    
    
    Sorry to hear that Jack.  I'll bring a 4 leaf clover up for you, your
    luck's bound to change.
    
12.4213POLAR::RICHARDSONGrim Falcon The ElfThu May 04 1995 19:532
    He's lucky to have friends like you, and in other ways, he's one hell of
    a lucky guy.
12.4214POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Creamy PresentsThu May 04 1995 19:547
    
    Gloom, despair, and agony on me!
    Deep dark depression, excessive misery!
    If it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all!
    Gloom, despair, and agony on me!
    
    
12.4215MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Thu May 04 1995 19:562
You too, huh?

12.4216POLAR::RICHARDSONGrim Falcon The ElfThu May 04 1995 19:581
    <--- I can't feel sorry for you, you're too damned lucky!
12.4217POBOX::BATTISLand shark,pool sharkThu May 04 1995 20:157
    
    er Glenn, what's with all this lucky stuff lately???? Are you getting 
    schizoid on us?? 
    
    Jack, I now truly have no clue what your bad luck is.
    
    Mark
12.4218<-- GETTING? 8^)POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Creamy PresentsThu May 04 1995 20:202
    
    
12.4219EC's version if my fav, of courseDECLNE::REESEToreDown,I'mAlmostLevelW/theGroundThu May 04 1995 20:245
    Bri,
    
    Who wrote that?  Robert Johnson, Willie Dixon, who?
    
    
12.4220MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuaryThu May 04 1995 20:286
    
    Actually, the Cream version that Jack Bruce sung is my
    personal fave. I believe it was Willie Dixon, but woulnd't
    bet my life (or even a portion of my salary) on it...
    
    -b
12.4221ROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150kts is TOO slow!Thu May 04 1995 20:295
Glenn,

Why are you getting such enjoyment out of Jack's misfortune?

Bob
12.4222SPEZKO::FRASERMobius Loop; see other sideThu May 04 1995 20:345
        I'll echo the recent comments regarding Jack - I sincerely hope
        you never find  yourself  in  his  situation.  Should something
        such as this happen  I  would  hope  that  sensitivity would be
        shown; sadly lacking in some folks around here.
        
12.4223POLAR::RICHARDSONGrim Falcon The ElfThu May 04 1995 20:371
    Jack is playing a joke on you. He knows he's lucky.
12.4224MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Thu May 04 1995 20:422
Would that it were so, odd Canadian personage(s).

12.4225POBOX::BATTISLand shark,pool sharkThu May 04 1995 20:457
    
    well Jack, I have no clue to your situation, but as long as your going
    to be staying with mother Dec, that is a TTL.
    
    Mark
    
    Glenn, try changing your doseage, this might help.
12.4226CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanThu May 04 1995 20:5612


 Albert King did a nice version of Born Under a Bad Sign, in fact Clapton's
 solo in the Cream version is quite reminiscent of Albert's playing. Can't
 remember who wrote the song, though.  I'll check it when I get home
 tonight.




 Jim
12.4227POLAR::RICHARDSONGrim Falcon The ElfThu May 04 1995 21:035
    |Glenn, try changing your doseage, this might help.

    I wasn't aware I was wearing one. Um, if one was to change a doseage,
    what would one look like and where might one procure fresh doseages to
    put on?
12.4228Great song no matter who does it :-)DECLNE::REESEToreDown,I'mAlmostLevelW/theGroundThu May 04 1995 21:488
    Jim,
    
    Clapton might be flattered to hear that you think his version
    reminds you of Albert King.  In an interview he did last fall for
    MTV he mentioned that he covered some of King's stuff but felt
    he couldn't mimic King's left-handed style properly.  
    
    
12.4229Cream was such a long time ago for SLOOOOOOOOWhandOUTSRC::HEISERthe dumbing down of AmericaThu May 04 1995 21:581
    ...but can Clapton mimic his own style properly now?!
12.4230Your hands should be so sloooooow :-)DECLNE::REESEToreDown,I'mAlmostLevelW/theGroundThu May 04 1995 22:0814
    -1
    
    Some of us are satisfied that EC is not mimicing his "old" style
    now :-)  With From The Cradle he's planted both feet firmly in
    traditional blues.  The CD went platinum W/O airplay; his concerts
    still sell out.  Personally, I hope he keeps moving in this dir-
    ection, although I suspect his label would prefer his next release
    be more mainstream.  He can't possibly need the money, so I hope
    he tells the suits to bug-off and continues to move along the path
    he's currently on.
    
    Of all his long ago work, his Cream era is my least favorite
    period.
    
12.4231or his Creamy era 8^)POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Creamy PresentsThu May 04 1995 22:171
    
12.4232MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Fri May 05 1995 00:244
"A very lucky man"

Anagram: Um -- Lacy knavery

12.4233CALDEC::RAHan outlaw in townFri May 05 1995 00:432
    
    back into the pko catacombs
12.4234Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnFri May 05 1995 00:571
    CHEER UP EL DELBALSO !!!!!! :*) :*) :*) :*) :*) :*) :*) :*) :*)))))))
12.4235MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Fri May 05 1995 01:235
Well, Martin, I've tried - believe me, I've tried.

Now, you, on the other hand, without question, are truely a
VERY lucky man. Just ask Glenn. Or, one of his, er, friends.

12.4236CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanFri May 05 1995 01:5221

RE:   <<< Note 12.4228 by DECLNE::REESE "ToreDown,I'mAlmostLevelW/theGround" >>>
                   -< Great song no matter who does it :-) >-

       
   > Clapton might be flattered to hear that you think his version
   > reminds you of Albert King.  In an interview he did last fall for
   > MTV he mentioned that he covered some of King's stuff but felt
   > he couldn't mimic King's left-handed style properly.  
    

     Well, I thought he did an admirable job on Born Under a Bad Sign as well
     as Crosscut Saw..Born under a bad sign was written by Booker T Jones and
     William Bell, btw..



   Jim
    

12.4237POLAR::RICHARDSONGrim Falcon The ElfFri May 05 1995 02:392
    Martin, you're lucky, but not as lucky as Jack. Now there's one hell
    of a lucky guy. Yes indeedy do da day.
12.4238MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Fri May 05 1995 02:538
> Yes indeedy do da day.

Or, as an old Upstate New York farmer of Czechoslovakian extraction
who used to be my neighbor would say -

     "By gar, he sure as shoot am, sonamagun! Oh - sorry missus."

Watch those "do da day"s on Saturday. The race, you know . . . 
12.4239Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnFri May 05 1995 03:561
    You two have lost it ! :*)
12.4240Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnFri May 05 1995 04:125
    Check this........  Before lunch I was so hungry that I felt quite
    ill (haven't eaten much over the past couple of days). I went to get
    some lunch and ate it and now I feel worse that I did before lunch.
    
    Hmmph!
12.4241HBFDT1::SCHARNBERGSenior KodierwurstFri May 05 1995 07:4611
    
    Notice:
    
    	"You're" is the short form for "You are". 
    	Any other forms of abbreviation are wrong.
    	Any other usage of this form are wrong as well.
    
    Notice:
    	"They're" is the short form for "They are".
    
    	etc.
12.4242GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERorally fixatedFri May 05 1995 11:492
    
    This turn of Jack's luck troubles me........
12.4243WAHOO::LEVESQUEluxure et suppliceFri May 05 1995 11:552
     What's most troubling is that he's bemoaning his horrible luck, and we
    don't know if it's because a relative died or because he's got a hangnail.
12.4244My own fault.....NETCAD::WOODFORDBoiOIoiOIoiOIoiOIoiOIngFri May 05 1995 12:2811
    
    
    TTHT: Celebrating my last class with a few
    chardonay(sp?) and orange juices too many.
    Man, does my head feel five feet wide! :(
    
    
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.4246GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed LadyFri May 05 1995 12:3210
    
    tthtm:  some pain in the butt calling my at 5:51 this morning...wanting
    to know why i wasn't awake, and then when i asked not so nicely in my
    not-so-awake voice, she realized she must have had the wrong number and
    hung up....
    
    tthln:  got my test back...it brought my 92.5% average down to an
    85.6%...i was not too happy...and we have another one next week... ;<
    
    
12.4247ASABET::EARLYLose anything but your sense of humor.Fri May 05 1995 12:345
    re: 4244
    
    Your head feels bad from all the sugar in that orange juice. 
    When will you learn?
    
12.4248NETCAD::WOODFORDBoiOIoiOIoiOIoiOIoiOIngFri May 05 1995 12:4010
    
    RE: .4247....  The sugar in the orange juice??  Can you explain
    that one for me?  Not sure I understand what sugar has to do with
    hang-overs...
    
    
    Thanks,
    
    Terrie
    
12.4249WMOIS::GIROUARD_CFri May 05 1995 12:413
    raising the blood sugar is supposed to help...
    
    Chip
12.4250NETCAD::WOODFORDBoiOIoiOIoiOIoiOIoiOIngFri May 05 1995 12:438
    
    
    Now I'm even more confused.....(Not hard to do to me.) :*)
    
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.4251POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Creamy PresentsFri May 05 1995 12:524
    
    terrie:  YOU PUT ORANGE JUICE IN CHARDONNAY?
    
    Unless it was crock'o'chard, we may have to kill you 8^).
12.4252WAHOO::LEVESQUEluxure et suppliceFri May 05 1995 12:5615
    >TTHT: Celebrating my last class with a few
    >chardonay(sp?) and orange juices too many.
    >Man, does my head feel five feet wide! :(
     
     You deserve it, adulterating chardonnay like that. If you want mixed
    drinks, get mixed drinks. At least it was surely plonk. ;-)
    
     The problem with the sugar is that sugar and alcohol when metabolized
    together makes a nasty chemical which makes you feel crummy. That's why
    heavy drinkers don't drink drinks made with lots of sugary mixers- that
    courts a hangover. Your best bet is to drink lots of water, take
    something for your headache (ibuprofen works for me) and eat a banana.
    Supposedly the potassium in the banana will help you get rid of your
    hangover faster.  
    
12.4253WMOIS::GIROUARD_CFri May 05 1995 13:086
    also, eating fatty foods prior to imbibing is supposed to help.
    
    i think it's supposed to retard the body's ability to absorb the
    alcohol.
    
    Chip 
12.4254POBOX::BATTISLand shark,pool sharkFri May 05 1995 13:192
    
    drinking less is also supposed to help
12.4256BIGQ::SILVADiabloFri May 05 1995 13:3612
| <<< Note 12.4254 by POBOX::BATTIS "Land shark,pool shark" >>>


| drinking less is also supposed to help


	Please come to my office and wipe off the coffee that is all over my
screen please! :-0



Glen
12.4257NETCAD::WOODFORDBoiOIoiOIoiOIoiOIoiOIngFri May 05 1995 13:4313
    
    
    Give me some slack guys!  I wanted sangria and they didn't have
    any, so the next best thing was to add oj and limes to a good
    chardonnay.  You should try it.  It's actually very good.
    
    
    Thanks for the advice Mark.  I think I'll have to take a walk to the
    cafe' for a bannana.
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.4258CSOA1::LEECHFri May 05 1995 13:442
    Glen, can I interest you in one of my new protective screen coverings? 
    8^)
12.4259GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed LadyFri May 05 1995 13:489
    
    
    hey, ter, i got a banana in my pocketbook...i'll share... :> :>
    
    
    (and maybe we can get jeff 'sin-te-da' schimpf to peel it for us... )
    
    
    
12.4260NETCAD::WOODFORDBoiOIoiOIoiOIoiOIoiOIngFri May 05 1995 13:4910
    
    
    
    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    
    
    
    :*)
    Terrie
    
12.4261BIGQ::SILVADiabloFri May 05 1995 13:578
| <<< Note 12.4258 by CSOA1::LEECH >>>


| Glen, can I interest you in one of my new protective screen coverings?

	I've got my credit card in hand and am waiting for the 1-800 number to
call! Of course maybe you should change your last name... it doesn't sound too
appealing to the customers! :-)
12.4262WAHOO::LEVESQUEluxure et suppliceFri May 05 1995 14:264
    >so the next best thing was to add oj and limes to a good chardonnay.
     
     Murderer.
    
12.4263SMURF::BINDERFather, Son, and Holy SpigotFri May 05 1995 14:299
    .4241
    
    > Any other usage of this form are wrong as well.
    
    Any other usage of this form IS wrong as well.
                |                |
                +----------------+
    
    NNTTM.
12.4264NETCAD::WOODFORDBoiOIoiOIoiOIoiOIoiOIngFri May 05 1995 14:2910
    
    
    My, aren't we testy today Mark!
    
    
    
    
    :*)
    Terrie
    
12.4265PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BFri May 05 1995 14:382
 .4262  seems like it could go in topic 34
12.4266CSOA1::LEECHFri May 05 1995 15:2312
    Okay Glen, just dial  1-800-SPITPRO,  have your credit card ready.  
    It's only $29.95 + $4.95 shipping and handling.
    
    				OR
    
    Send your check or money order to:
    
    SPITPRO 9000 
    Leechway ave.
    Sucker, OH  45001
    
    Please allow 4-6 years for delivery.  
12.4267GOOEY::JUDYThat's Ms. Bitch to you!Fri May 05 1995 15:435
    
    
    	Ugh....I can relate Terrie.  Went out last night after
    	class.  Blah.  Too bad I hate bananas.
    
12.4268NETCAD::WOODFORDBoiOIoiOIoiOIoiOIoiOIngFri May 05 1995 15:469
    
    
    Well, I guess we are gonna have to sympathize for eachother
    Judy, because I don't think we are gonna get it from anyone
    else. :*)
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.4269NETCAD::WOODFORDBoiOIoiOIoiOIoiOIoiOIngFri May 05 1995 15:464
    
    
    TTLSnarf
    
12.4270SMURF::BINDERFather, Son, and Holy SpigotFri May 05 1995 15:483
    ttht.
    
    The color clash between my blue shirt and the tomato sauce it's wearing
12.4271POBOX::BATTISLand shark,pool sharkFri May 05 1995 15:585
    
    well Dick, if you more careful eating you wouldn't have this problem.
    NNTTM
    
    Mark
12.4272BIGQ::SILVADiabloFri May 05 1995 16:544

	Hey Steve, I just ordered it! Do you make dribble gaurds for shirts? I
think Dick could use one.... :-)
12.4273NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Fri May 05 1995 16:552
They have those cute pelican plastic bibs, but I don't think they make them
in adult sizes.
12.4274BIGQ::SILVADiabloFri May 05 1995 17:023

	Dick is an adult size. He needs a big one!
12.4275GOOEY::JUDYThat's Ms. Bitch to you!Fri May 05 1995 18:0114
    
    
    	from 393.883
    
    	Among the last bodies found were those of three babies, just a few
    months old, who were in cribs in the federal building's day care 
    centre when the huge fertiliser and fuel oil bomb exploded. They 
    were the last children missing.
    
    
    
    
    	Not many news stories have made me cry like this one has.
    
12.4276MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuaryFri May 05 1995 18:078
    
    Agreed. That is one of the saddest things I have ever heard
    in my life, so much so that I can't really bare to think
    about...
    
    The anguish this has caused is beyond any description.
    
    -b
12.4278If only that had been the caseDECLNE::REESEToreDown,I'mAlmostLevelW/theGroundFri May 05 1995 18:2811
    Joe, your question will haunt many of us who watched the recovery
    process.  I read in the paper that many of these seasoned search
    and recovery teams are going to need extended counseling to help
    them deal with the aftermath.
    
    One recovery worker said those first 48 hours after the blast were
    the hardest; they knew the building was unsafe, but they were hear-
    ing sounds of people and babies crying (something that those head-
    ing the search mercifully withheld from the press).
    
    
12.4279SMURF::BINDERFather, Son, and Holy SpigotFri May 05 1995 18:397
    .4277
    
    > One can only
    > hope that they all died instantly.
    
    Reports were broadcast of cries for help from places where the rescuers
    couldn't reach for several days.
12.4280GOOEY::JUDYThat's Ms. Bitch to you!Fri May 05 1995 18:409
    
    
    	I was home sick the day it happened so I was watching the
    	news broadcasts from one of the first announcements.  I
    	couldn't believe what I was hearing.  I still haven't been
    	able to come up with a punishment severe enough for those
    	who caused this tragedy.....I don't think there really is 
    	one.
    
12.4281SMURF::BINDERFather, Son, and Holy SpigotFri May 05 1995 18:509
    > punishment severe enough
    
    Odd you should mention that.  I was just reading a book last night in
    which capital punishment was by impalement.  Which means a steel stake
    up the ass, said stake being installed in the public square for the
    delectation of passersby.  The guilty party could be condemned to the
    long stake, which was quick, or the short stake, which was just of a
    length to do enough damage that death would be slow and exquisitely
    painful.  I vote for the short stake for the OKC bomber.
12.4282POLAR::RICHARDSONIndeedy Do Da DayFri May 05 1995 18:532
    Vlad the impaler did that a lot. The stake would eventually protrude
    from the mouth of the victim.
12.4283RDGE44::ALEUC8Fri May 05 1995 18:537
    .4281
    
    *cringe*
    
    ric
    
    8^{
12.4284GOOEY::JUDYThat's Ms. Bitch to you!Fri May 05 1995 18:537
    
    
    	Yeeeoouch!  Yes, I suppose that might be painful enough.
    	Or we could put them in a room with people who lost their
    	loved ones in the explosion.  Give the mourners a hot branding
    	iron or a baseball bat.
    
12.4285TROOA::COLLINSShazzbot!Fri May 05 1995 18:543
    
    Vlad The Inhaler snored a lot.
    
12.4286POLAR::RICHARDSONIndeedy Do Da DayFri May 05 1995 18:551
    I don't think that would be fun for the bereaved. 
12.4287GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed LadyFri May 05 1995 18:556
    
    
    tth:  these last few messages about the bombing...got me crying in the
    office...
    
    
12.4288RDGE44::ALEUC8Fri May 05 1995 18:574
    hmmm... torture another human being, no matter what they'd done to me
    ... not sure, not sure
    
    ric
12.4289SMURF::BINDERFather, Son, and Holy SpigotFri May 05 1995 19:004
    .4288
    
    The individual who bombed the Murrah Building is not human, in my
    never-humble opinion.
12.4290TROOA::COLLINSShazzbot!Fri May 05 1995 19:066
    
    The OKC bomber should be set free...
    
    
    ...at a publicly announced date, time, and place.
    
12.4291MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuaryFri May 05 1995 19:0715
    It's odd. Usually when there's a tradedy of this type (bombing),
    I feel very angry, and want retribution. I felt that way about
    this bombing too, at first. But that's been taken over by a
    horrible sadness which almost makes retribution moot. Yes, I
    still agree that the person(s) responsible should be put to
    death. But I don't even really want to think about them. Having
    a public execution would be too little solace and too much of
    a reminder of what they did. I'd rather once they find, try,
    and convict the people responsible that they just take them
    out and dispatch them quickly and quietly. I'd rather not
    look at them. They are thoroughly insignificant compared to
    the horror they caused.

    -b
12.4292POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Creamy PresentsFri May 05 1995 19:082
    
    I visited Vlad the Impaler's castle when I was in Romania in 1982.
12.4293RDGE44::ALEUC8Fri May 05 1995 19:086
    .4289
    
    hmm.... change my .4288 to "living thing" (ok ok, so you don't think
    he's alive 8^) )
    
    ric
12.4294WAHOO::LEVESQUEluxure et suppliceFri May 05 1995 19:092
    tie the bugger up in a field of fire ants after an extended lashing.
    Yeah, and keep the vultures off him until he's actually dead.
12.4295POLAR::RICHARDSONIndeedy Do Da DayFri May 05 1995 19:123
    re: Romania

    Time has stood still in that part of Europe hasn't it?
12.4296POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Creamy PresentsFri May 05 1995 19:203
    
    Romania was truly an experience I'll never forget.  I'll show you the
    pictures when you're down iffen you want.
12.4297CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenFri May 05 1995 20:047
    I think I'm with Brian on this one.  Try, sentence, execute.  Swuftly,
    quietly, no fanfare.  If this person truly believes thet are a freedom
    fighter, publicity will add fuel to the eventual martyr status.  That
    is a sickening thought IMO adding further insult to the grievous injury
    already caused.  
    
    Brian
12.4298MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Fri May 05 1995 20:095
>    I visited Vlad the Impaler's castle when I was in Romania in 1982.

If you saw any tall pointey things sticking out of the ground, I hope
you didn't touch them.

12.4299Make him swim in a pool of sharks and alligatorsDECLNE::REESEToreDown,I'mAlmostLevelW/theGroundFri May 05 1995 20:0911
    Bri,
    
    I've had a similar reaction; it's been mind-numbing at times.
    I've seen that picture of the fireman holding little Bailey Almon's
    lifeless body countless times; it reduces me to tears every time
    (and I don't boo-hoo all that easily).
    
    How can anyone decide what is fit punishment for someone who has
    taken in excess of 180 lives?
    
    
12.4300PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BFri May 05 1995 20:094
	 .4297  swuftly?  i don't think that's a word, but by golly,
		maybe it should be.

12.4301CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenFri May 05 1995 20:161
    Oy, too many spelling liberties in that response.....
12.4303OOTOOL::CHELSEAMostly harmless.Fri May 05 1995 20:474
    This guy killed how many people, gruesomely?  How can killing him once,
    however gruesomely, begin to compensate?
    
    There are some crimes for which no punishment is adequate.
12.4304POLAR::RICHARDSONIndeedy Do Da DayFri May 05 1995 21:022
    They should kill him repeatedly then. Perhaps a defibrillator could be
    used as well as other resuscitation equipment.
12.4305CALDEC::RAHan outlaw in townFri May 05 1995 22:172
    
    wondering what on earth to do now, as on most fridays.
12.4306MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Fri May 05 1995 22:353
Well, you could have made plans to get together for dinner
but I'm all the way home, now, RAH.

12.4308MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Fri May 05 1995 22:425
Lamplighter Squayuh in South Nausea? A swinging place
on a Friday eve, no doubt. There's the Indian place.
And the Japanese place. And the sandwich shop. I'd
go for the Woodworkers' Warehouse, I think.

12.4309This fast_lane_lifestyle's gonna be the death of meMOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Sat May 06 1995 02:006
Then, too, rah, Friday nights seem to be prime time for
Web surfing. Must be all the kollidge kids is out getting
stewed to the gills and haven't logged on, 'cuz all servers
seem to reply quite readily. 'Bout the only time of the
week it seems to work right.

12.4307[Insert absent conjecture about Lamplighter MAll from RAH here]MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Sat May 06 1995 02:040
12.4310It's cool to have a Surfing Window side-by-side w/SoapboxCOVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertSat May 06 1995 02:096
There have been some major disturbances in the net earlier this week
related to the shutdown of NSFnet.

The old publicly funded Internet is gone; it's now the Information Toll Road.

/john
12.4311XEDON::JENSENHey! HEY!Sat May 06 1995 03:012
    So many wisecracks, so little time.
    
12.4312MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Sat May 06 1995 11:211
<----- It's a TTH that I wasn't logged in when that happened.
12.4313POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Creamy PresentsSun May 07 1995 04:493
    
    The John Harvard Brew House didn't have any Stout so I had to drink
    Porter tonight 8^/.
12.4314TKTVFS::NEMOTOno facts, only interpretationsSun May 07 1995 05:542
Working at office..  Sunday in the one-week holiday here. 
12.431542344::CBHLager LoutSun May 07 1995 09:536
Ugh... to steal one of Martin's phrases, my head feels like there's
a Frenchman living in it.  My Dad seemed to find the heaviest red wine
in existance, and I was fool enough to drink the stuff when I went 'round
there last night.

Chris.
12.4316Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnMon May 08 1995 01:073
    ok ok.... If you folks (.4253) recon that by eating fatty foods you can
    avoid hang overs or help them ease a little, how come a fat git like
    Chris can still get them !!!! :*)
12.4317Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnMon May 08 1995 01:118
    Loads of things to hate today.
    
    - Found out that as from June I may or may not be in a job. I thought
    this had all sorted itself out now. This will cause some major problems
    if I lose this job, and I am now extremely concerned.
    
    - Can't even be bothered with the rest of them, the above is bad
    enough.
12.4318STOWOA::JOLLIMOREDancing Madly BackwardsMon May 08 1995 11:525
	.4313
	
	you poor thing. how *did* you manage?
	
	;-)
12.4319POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Creamy PresentsMon May 08 1995 13:085
    
    It wasn't easy!
    
    Perhaps next time I'll ring up first to make sure they have it 8^).
    
12.4320GOOEY::JUDYThat's Ms. Bitch to you!Mon May 08 1995 14:116
    
    
    	....that the weather feels more like autumn instead
    	of spring.  Where's the nice warm 70 degree weather	
    	I've come to expect in May?!  harumph.
    
12.4321WMOIS::GIROUARD_CMon May 08 1995 15:233
    -1 it'll prolly show up with the rain on Wednesday... :-)
    
       Chip
12.4322SMURF::BINDERFather, Son, and Holy SpigotMon May 08 1995 16:433
    tthy
    
    asparagus, the digging of trenches for
12.4323Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnMon May 08 1995 23:216
    TTHT - Actually it's not just today, I've been noticing people do it
    for a long time now. That is, walking out of the toilet without washing
    their hands. It's bloody disgusting !!! It means that I have to pull an
    extra paper towel off the rack to open the door with. Agggg Ptui. Next
    time someone does it, i'm going to tell them about it!! That'll give
    them a shock !
12.4326Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnTue May 09 1995 00:385
    This is just something to grumble about. I walked past a meeting room
    earlier, and the person I was with comented, that a guy was sitting 
    there with his feet up on the table in the middle of a meeting. Ohh, 
    the professionalism in this building astounds me. Now, I know why the
    customers think we are so great.
12.4327BIGQ::SILVADiabloTue May 09 1995 00:413

	Martin, do you want to piss the guy off????
12.4328I love springTROOA::TEMPLETONBuilt for Comfort not SpeedTue May 09 1995 01:177
    1/2 tthtd
    
    Boy am I paying for all the yardwork this week-end but I know I'll just
    do it over again next week-end, AND enjoy it, And complain on Monday
    
    
    joan
12.4329Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnTue May 09 1995 02:001
    Yeah yeah Glen...Tell me how !!!!
12.4330Does Marjorie-Arons Barron have a pen name?DECWIN::RALTOIt's a small third world after allTue May 09 1995 03:1949
    For lack of a better place to put this:
    
    Long ago I cancelled my subscription to PC Magazine, mostly due
    to the frequently incoherent, illogical, and/or just plain
    ill-informed verbal wanderings of its editor, Robin Raskin.
    
    Imagine my dismay, then, to discover Raskin darkening my door
    again, in a regular editorial type of feature in Family PC
    magazine.  Here's a recent exchange in their Letters section,
    in response to an earlier Raskin column that was essentially
    putting us on a guilt trip for providing computers for our kids
    when there are poor kids out there that don't have one:
    
    
    	I take exception to Robin Raskin's April Double Click
    	column ("Bridging the Gap").  I disagree with her view
    	that we all need to share in providing computer access
    	to all children.  My husband and I work hard to provide
    	for our children.  In fact, our decision to purchase a
    	multimedia computer has crunched our budget.  However, we
    	are willing to make sacrifices for our children.  I resent
    	constantly being told that I am responsible for the poor
    	children whose parents do not work.  Instead of seeing this
    	as an uncharitable view, I think that those of us who make
    	sacrifices and work hard to provide for our children should
    	not be expected to provide for other people's children.
    
    						Fran ----,
    						Barstow, CA
    
    
    	Robin Raskin replies:  You raise important concerns about our
    	educational system.  These concerns have been around since the
    	beginnings of the formal education system.  As I said, I worry
    	that the gap between the information-savvy, computer-literate
    	children and other children will be a bigger, more dangerous gap
    	than any we have known.  If we become so callous now as to work
    	for our own children (whichever sector they may be in) at the
    	expense of others, we will be doing a great disservice.  Not only
    	will we teach our children the art of egocentrism, we will also
    	encourage a two-tier society with no hope for reconciliation.
    
    
    The crap density, word for word, of Raskin's reply boggles the mind
    to the point where I won't even bother analyzing it, I'll just let
    it sit there.  Even the Billary could not have put together a more
    stunning piece of twisted social technuttiness.
    
    Chris
12.4331Followed up by "Willing" grandma for good measureDECWIN::RALTOIt's a small third world after allTue May 09 1995 03:3130
    Well, okay, I'll take one shot after all:
    
	>> the gap between the information-savvy, computer-literate
    	>> children and other children will be a bigger, more dangerous gap
    	>> than any we have known.
    
    How 'bout that gap between yer ears?  Pretty big and dangerous...
    
    There.  It was easy.  It was cheap.  It felt good.
    
    By the way, in the usual "let's shape public opinion" style of
    most media today, they followed up Raskin's attempt to ridicule
    the first letter writer with another letter, this one supportive
    of Raskin (partial quote):
    
    	...Think of it: equal, state-of-the-art knowledge.  However,
    	it won't happen with tepid enthusiasm.  We must have some
    	muscle to command equal access to technology.  I think this
    	will be a test to democracy.  I'm willing to help.  I'm a
    	sixty-four-year-old grandma.
    
    						Joan ----
    						Willingboro, NJ
    
    
    Wait a minute... "Willingboro, NJ"?... "Willing to help"??... Bwah...
    All this stuff must just be funny because it's so late.  I'll probably
    look at it in the morning and wonder what I saw in this.
    
    Chris
12.4332SNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnTue May 09 1995 05:414
    I've just found out that a friend of mine over here has died from a
    drug overdose. I don't know, what I'm suppose to do. 
    
    I just want to swear loudly and cry, but I can't even do that.
12.4333JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeTue May 09 1995 06:036
    .4332
    
    Makes you darn mad doesn't it... and at the same time you grieve over
    the loss...
    
    been there... 
12.4334I'm so sorry to hear that...ROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150kts is TOO slow!Tue May 09 1995 12:267
re: .4332

Swear loudly and cry.  Punch and kick a few pillows if it helps.  Don't hold it
in.  Those feelings are natural.  You'll be better off if you let them out in
a non-destructive way.

Bob
12.4335POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Creamy PresentsTue May 09 1995 13:122
    
    Oh, Martin, I'm so sorry 8^/.  Bob is right, let it out.
12.4336SUBURB::COOKSHalf Man,Half BiscuitTue May 09 1995 13:577
    Aaargh! There`s a 4 hour queue for Reading vs Tranmere tickets. I might
    not be able to get one. What if I miss a classic game???
    
    Perhaps I should stop this obsession. And get a life instead. Nah,sod
    that. ho!ho!
    
    
12.4337POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Creamy PresentsTue May 09 1995 14:017
    
    I'm having a bad allergy day.  Not only are the allergies making me
    sleepy, but the sneezing and gasping for breath got so bad I had to 
    take an allergy pill, and THAT makes me even sleepier.  So I had some 
    coffee, and now I'm not only incredibly sleepy but also totally wired 8^/.
    
    I think it would behoove everyone to steer clear of me today 8^(.
12.4339PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BTue May 09 1995 14:074
>>    I think it would behoove everyone to steer clear of me today 8^(.

	<look of consternation>  8-{

12.4340POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Creamy PresentsTue May 09 1995 14:172
    
    A boilermaker or two will prolly cause me to rescind that caveat 8^).
12.4341BIGQ::SILVADiabloTue May 09 1995 14:413

	Deb, you need to start havin them at the Horseshoe !!!
12.4342POLAR::RICHARDSONIndeedy Do Da DayTue May 09 1995 14:431
    Not only that, a boilermaker would cause you to change your mood too!
12.4343POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Creamy PresentsTue May 09 1995 14:442
    
    I don't think I can get one at the cafeteria 8^p.
12.4344CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenTue May 09 1995 14:451
    Not only that, I don't think Tobin's serves them!
12.4345RUSURE::EDPAlways mount a scratch monkey.Tue May 09 1995 20:098
    The sign was torn down within 30 minutes.
    
    
    				-- edp
    
    
Public key fingerprint:  8e ad 63 61 ba 0c 26 86  32 0a 7d 28 db e7 6f 75
To find PGP, read note 2688.4 in Humane::IBMPC_Shareware.
12.434642344::CBHLager LoutTue May 09 1995 20:115
>    The sign was torn down within 30 minutes.
    
no bleedin sense of humour, some people.

Chris.
12.4347BIGQ::SILVADiabloTue May 09 1995 20:273

	Erik, maybe it was the edp+ stuff that made the door too cluttered! :)
12.4348MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuaryTue May 09 1995 21:2412
    
    A very late night, a bit of trouble getting to sleep (will
    the room _please_ stop spinning like that), and an early
    wakeup call to go to traffic court. I keep nodding off,
    and this memory leak bug is not exactly jumping out and
    yelling "here I am!!!."
    
    And, a contract I wanted fizzled.
    
    boo, hiss.
    
    -b
12.4349Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnWed May 10 1995 02:168
    Jeeze, well I actually feel a little better than I did this morning. I
    think I drank Australia dry last night. I do remember that I had
    trouble walking home. 
    
    TTH at the moment - I look like I've been rode hard 'n' put up wet
    (miss him I do!) and a babe has just gone past my desk. :*|  
    
    
12.4350What do you mean I can't get throughREFINE::KOMARThe BarbarianWed May 10 1995 11:444
TTHThis Week: My apartment complez is sealing the parking lot.  Doing 
sections at a time, they are.  This means I have to find new ways arounf the lot.

ME	
12.4351Can you say late late late late show ?CNTROL::JENNISONRevive us, Oh LordWed May 10 1995 13:036
	
	TTHLN:

	Forgetting that the coffee mentioned in 11.4596 was
	not decaffeinated, and drinking several cups before bed
	last night.
12.4352MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed May 10 1995 14:483
Next time, try a shot of Bailey's in each cup. You'll sleep like
Onondaga.

12.4353CNTROL::JENNISONRevive us, Oh LordWed May 10 1995 14:564
	Thanks, Jack!

	
12.4354mmmm I'd go to sleep happy! ;*)SPEZKO::FRASERMobius Loop; see other sideWed May 10 1995 15:1813
>        <<< Note 12.4352 by MOLAR::DELBALSO "I (spade) my (dogface)" >>>

>Next time, try a shot of Bailey's in each cup. You'll sleep like
>Onondaga.
        
        But doesn't  the  Bailey's  corrode  the  underwire?   Like the
        concept though...
        
        &y
        
        


12.4355{cough}POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Creamy PresentsWed May 10 1995 15:251
    
12.4356?POLAR::RICHARDSONIndeedy Do Da DayWed May 10 1995 15:392
    
    Onondaga
12.4357MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed May 10 1995 15:444
You hate Onondaga?

What on earth for?

12.4358POLAR::RICHARDSONIndeedy Do Da DayWed May 10 1995 16:103
    No, me um just confused.
    
    Onondaga
12.4359POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Creamy PresentsWed May 10 1995 17:026
    
    Tonight I dye.
    
    
    (Yes, or early tomorrow.)
    
12.4360PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed May 10 1995 17:067
>>    <<< Note 12.4359 by POWDML::LAUER "Little Chamber of Creamy Presents" >>>

	Well, I must say that was incredibly bizarre.  Just as I read that,
	the lyrics to a Cranberries song were going through my head (as
	they have been all day), and the particular line I was on: "And if
	I die tonight, will you hold my hand?".
12.4361STOWOA::JOLLIMOREDancing Madly BackwardsWed May 10 1995 17:282
	.4359
	do it during supper and order out. you can Thai dye.
12.4362{heh}POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Creamy PresentsWed May 10 1995 17:311
    
12.4363PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed May 10 1995 17:333
	reading a tale of a great skunkhunter

12.4364OOTOOL::CHELSEAMostly harmless.Wed May 10 1995 18:1310
    Normally the cats go outside in the morning, but yesterday I had a 9:30
    meeting and couldn't afford to wait for them to come home.  So I let
    them out for a bit after I got home.  Zoe didn't want to come back in,
    preferring instead to play with a stray ant by the door, so I
    eventually wound up hauling her inside.
    
    So this morning, Zoe wakes me up as usual with her "Hey, I'm ready to
    go outside now" tap-tap-tap -- at 5:30 IN THE FRICKIN' A.M.
    
    Stupid cat.
12.4365WAHOO::LEVESQUEluxure et suppliceWed May 10 1995 18:391
    So? It's time to get up then anyway.
12.4367OUTSRC::HEISERthe dumbing down of AmericaWed May 10 1995 18:423
    I like cats.
    
    Taste just like chicken.
12.4368CNTROL::JENNISONRevive us, Oh LordWed May 10 1995 19:125
	Mz. Debra, are you really not allowing breastfeeding at
	your party ?

	
12.4369POLAR::RICHARDSONIndeedy Do Da DayWed May 10 1995 19:143
    On um this um point, she um adamant.

    Onondaga
12.4370MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuaryWed May 10 1995 19:174
    
    OK, so she won't breastfeed Adam Ant, but what about the
    rest of us?
    
12.4371CNTROL::JENNISONRevive us, Oh LordWed May 10 1995 19:197
	Ahem, Mr. Markey, I was thinking of the children.

	If Onondaga is allowed, then there may be other children
	there, and they may just need to eat.

	
12.4372BUSY::SLABOUNTYTrouble with a capital 'T'Wed May 10 1995 19:203
    
    	Eat??  Do some women store Happy Meals in those things?
    	
12.4373MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuaryWed May 10 1995 19:214
    
    My experience has been that just about every one of them contains
    a happy meal! :-)
    
12.4374WAHOO::LEVESQUEluxure et suppliceWed May 10 1995 19:244
    bwahaha!
    
     I think Mz Debra is mostly concerned with prohibiting breastfeeding of
    those of legal drinking age... ;>
12.437542344::CBHLager LoutWed May 10 1995 19:289
TTHT:

when you find some source code which successfully compiles without
any intervention (very rare!), and you try to run the program and it
says "Error: attempt to add non-widget child "dsm" to parent "ml"
which supports only widgets".  AAAARGH!  What the smeg is that supposed
to mean?!

Chris.
12.4376POLAR::RICHARDSONIndeedy Do Da DayWed May 10 1995 19:293
    What a bunch of perverted boobs.
    
    8^)
12.4377MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuaryWed May 10 1995 19:3110
    
    Motif or DECwin, right?
    
    Simple.
    
    One of the resources you are creating, where you specify the
    parent window/object, is something other than another object
    of the same type or a sub-type of that type.
    
    -b
12.437842344::CBHLager LoutWed May 10 1995 19:354
Motif.  I still haven't got around to going on a course yet, and that
whole bookshelf full of manuals looks a bit daunting... :(

Chris.
12.4379POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Creamy PresentsWed May 10 1995 19:522
    
    The Doctah hit it spot on 8^).
12.4380CNTROL::JENNISONRevive us, Oh LordWed May 10 1995 19:544
	Good.

	;-)
12.4381CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanWed May 10 1995 19:5813


 Another trip to Dunkin' Donuts where I ordered Hazelnut with milk and
 sugar and they gave me regular coffee with no sugar!  (but, Glen, they
 charged me the right price).


 Time to call the manager.  I spend a lot of money in that store.



 Jim
12.4382POBOX::BATTISLand shark,pool sharkWed May 10 1995 20:022
    
    hell Jim, at least they didn't pour it on you. :-)
12.4383POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Creamy PresentsWed May 10 1995 20:026
    
    Honestly, they get it wrong more often than they get it right 8^/.  And
    I'll bet we don't even go to the same DD.
    
    Revolt!  Let's have a soapbox sponsored boycott of Dunkin Donuts!
    
12.4384BUSY::SLABOUNTYTrouble with a capital 'T'Wed May 10 1995 20:186
    
    >hell Jim, at least they didn't pour it on you. :-)
    
    
    	All you have to do is ask nicely and I'm sure they would.  8^)
    
12.4385OOTOOL::CHELSEAMostly harmless.Wed May 10 1995 20:3117
    Re: .4365
    
    >So? It's time to get up then anyway.
    
    Not in my household.
    
    
    Re: .4366
    
    >So did you get up when the cat woke you up?
    
    I made her wait 45 minutes, out of sheer perversity.  She, of course,
    spent the entire time poking me and scraping my covers (it's like
    scratching, only the claws don't grab, they just make noise going over
    the cloth that is conducive to keeping people awake) and making
    entirely pitiful little meows like she was about to perish from lack of
    exposure to the outdoors.
12.4386CNTROL::JENNISONRevive us, Oh LordWed May 10 1995 20:325
	I have never been served a coffee at Dunkin' Donuts
	that wasn't prepared the way I asked.

	Perhaps because I let them undercharge me ?
12.4387BIGQ::SILVADiabloWed May 10 1995 20:493

	That could be it Karen! :-)
12.4388Just don't spill it on each otherXEDON::JENSENWed May 10 1995 23:587
    Apparently Muppet Man needs to order Debra's coffee at his local
    Dunkin' Donuts, she needs to order his at her local Dunkin' Donuts,
    then they need to meet in Lowell or some other neutral locale to 
    switch cups.
    
    Jack's a lucky man who never need worry about such trivialities.
    
12.4389JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeThu May 11 1995 00:092
    don't you guys have Krispy Kremes????
    
12.4390MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Thu May 11 1995 00:458
>    Jack's a lucky man who never need worry about such trivialities.


Hey - I'm on my way to de Bayou. I don't give no never mind about
dose trivialities. Dey been have fo feet of water in de French
Quarter today. Betchou coffee have mo den cream or sugar in de bayou.
I garontee.

12.4391Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnThu May 11 1995 02:271
    Baaaa humbug.
12.4392CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanThu May 11 1995 03:0120


>    Apparently Muppet Man needs to order Debra's coffee at his local
>    Dunkin' Donuts, she needs to order his at her local Dunkin' Donuts,
>    then they need to meet in Lowell or some other neutral locale to 
>    switch cups.
    
 

   Funny, I had a similar thought this evening when I made my second
 trip to the Londonderry DD..and this time the cashier who waited on me
 when I returned the defective cup o' coffee (the original cashier
 had vanished into the back room where I believe she put another notch
 in the "gave no sugar to customer who asked for it" column) was at
 the drive in window..she smiled as she handed me just what I asked
 for and said "*I* don't screw up orders"..

 Jim    

12.4393Didn't see any boxers thoughREFINE::KOMARThe BarbarianThu May 11 1995 11:516
TTHLast Night:

	Lots of people at karaoke last night - didn't get to sing all
that songs I wanted.

ME
12.4394GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed LadyThu May 11 1995 12:4911
    
    
    tthstill:
    
    this friggin' cough...even went to the doctor's tuesday...cultured for
    strep, results of which i wont know it friday...and a prescription for
    cough medicine that is going to make me tired...so why bother taking
    it, i can't work with my eyes closed...and last nite it really acted
    up...thought i was gonne lose a lung...
    
    
12.4395NETCAD::WOODFORDBoiOIoiOIoiOIoiOIoiOIngThu May 11 1995 12:5212
    
    
    Bummer Raq! :(  Hope you start to feel better soon!  Would a
    Jake Ivory's party this coming Saturday make you feel any better? :*)
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.4396SUBPAC::SADINOne if by LAN, two if by CThu May 11 1995 12:594
    
    	<hugs> raq honey...
    
    
12.4397POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Creamy PresentsThu May 11 1995 13:102
    
    My hair pongs to high heaven.
12.4398POWDML::CKELLYCute Li'l RascalThu May 11 1995 13:381
    it may 'pong', but it looks lovely
12.4399POLAR::RICHARDSONIndeedy Do Da DayThu May 11 1995 13:411
    So Debra, your hair pings the pong meter?
12.4400pongy snarfPOWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Creamy PresentsThu May 11 1995 13:441
    
12.4401WAHOO::LEVESQUEluxure et suppliceThu May 11 1995 13:451
    Debra as a redhead? Be still my heart!
12.4402POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Creamy PresentsThu May 11 1995 13:512
    
    <-- you can stay 8^).
12.4403damn snaqtray...GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed LadyThu May 11 1995 15:435
    
    
    blueberry yogurt clashes with green cotton...;<
    
    
12.4404COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertThu May 11 1995 15:518
	The "Craig Shirgold" get well card message is going
	around again.

	Guiness has closed the record category so that this
	won't happen again.

	/john
12.4405BUSY::SLABOUNTYTrouble with a capital 'T'Thu May 11 1995 16:0713
    
    	Last month I was in an Xtra-Mart [Whitinsville] and I happened to
    	glance down at the countertop.  You'll never guess who is still
    	trying to get into the Guinness Book of World Records for the
    	most postcards received.  Yes, it IS Craig Shergold.  8^)
    
    	This thing appeared to be a 25th-generation copy, judging by the
    	quality.
    
    	I stood there, waiting for my change, and figured I'd tell her it
    	was a crock ... but changed my mind, just in case she decided not
    	to believe me and was the kind of person who got insulted easily.
    
12.4407GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA memberThu May 11 1995 17:027
    
    
    There is a quick strep that is done these days.  Takes a few minutes to
    get the results.
    
    
    Mike
12.4408WMOIS::GIROUARD_CThu May 11 1995 17:201
    -1 like the texas two-step?
12.4409Bike Butt...SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBe vewy caweful of yapping zebwasThu May 11 1995 19:001
    
12.4410CSOA1::LEECHThu May 11 1995 19:362
    Sore legs.  Too much sparring/kicking drills last night- guess I
    shouldn't have stayed for the second class.  8^)
12.441142344::CBHLager LoutThu May 11 1995 20:414
A good cure for a cough is lots of alcohol.  It doesn't stop you
coughing, but you won't be bothered about it!!

Chris.
12.4412Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnFri May 12 1995 01:273
    re .4397 - That's nice, I really wanted to know that ! :*)
    
    TTHT- Very tired, haven't had anywhere near enough sleep this week.
12.4413NETCAD::WOODFORDBoiOIoiOIoiOIoiOIoiOIngFri May 12 1995 12:1613
    
    
    
    TTH:  I think I blew my final.....:(((
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.4414GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed LadyFri May 12 1995 12:4813
    
    
    you that desparate, ter????  :> :> :>  (just kiddin'...sorry to hear
    that...i hate not knowing how i did on something...)
    
    and joe, i never said i had a cold.  i know there really isn't much you
    can do for a cold...all i have is this cough.  
    
    ttht:  can't find my glasses...STAY OFF OF ROUTE 2!!!
    	   got a sundae in celebration of completing a hell class...and i 
           didn't even enjoy it... ;<
    
    
12.4415BIGQ::SILVADiabloFri May 12 1995 13:313

	raq... it might be hard to enjoy a sundae if you're coughing it up!!
12.4416SMURF::BINDERFather, Son, and Holy SpigotFri May 12 1995 14:254
    ttht.
    
    The microcephalic bicycle-borne louts who played cross-country race
    last night across my newly graded and seeded front lawn.
12.4417WAHOO::LEVESQUEluxure et suppliceFri May 12 1995 14:271
    packing.
12.4419WAHOO::LEVESQUEluxure et suppliceFri May 12 1995 14:481
    I mean the verb.
12.442042344::CBHLager LoutFri May 12 1995 15:104
Well don't blame me, daddio.  I wasn't there (or at least I don't
*remember* being there...)

Chris.
12.4421SUBURB::COOKSHalf Man,Half BiscuitFri May 12 1995 15:157
    Having some poncey git phoning me "so and so put your name forward
    as someone who might be interested in working for such and such.
    Ok to talk?"
    
    When I told him I was quite happy where I was,he said "glad you`re
    happy with your life". Ha! Plonker.
    
12.4422OOTOOL::CHELSEAMostly harmless.Fri May 12 1995 20:114
    Once again, Zoe didn't get to go out yesterday.  In addition to
    attacking the toilet paper, she again woke me up at 5:00 a.m.  But this
    time I tossed off the bed (which is about 5 feet off the ground), which
    put a small dent in her enthusiasm, and I got to sleep until 8 or so.
12.4423Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnMon May 15 1995 00:161
    Got a grading tonight and I am not looking forward to it !
12.4424CALDEC::RAHan outlaw in townMon May 15 1995 00:193
    
    was out at the isle of plums watching kayakers in the merrimack
    and wished i had my boat here. what a day to be on the water.
12.4425Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnMon May 15 1995 00:545
    Bloody sods law.... I have just noticed that my achillies tendon is
    playing up a lot... It was fine when I was training on Saturday, but
    now I have a grading tonight it decided to be a pain in the butt.
    
    Owwww it hurts.
12.4426BIGQ::SILVADiabloMon May 15 1995 03:2711
| <<< Note 12.4425 by SNOFS1::DAVISM "Happy Harry Hard On" >>>

| Bloody sods law.... I have just noticed that my achillies tendon is playing up
| a lot... It was fine when I was training on Saturday, but now I have a grading
| tonight it decided to be a pain in the butt.

	How can that be a pain in the butt????? It would have to travel real
far, wouldn't it???


Glen
12.4427Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnMon May 15 1995 03:331
    I knew that was coming ! :*)
12.4428GIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Mon May 15 1995 03:444
So why didn't you duck?  :^)


\C
12.4429Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnMon May 15 1995 03:491
    'cause my ankle hurts.
12.4430Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnMon May 15 1995 03:501
    Gawd.... I am a bag of nerves at the moment.....
12.4431GIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Mon May 15 1995 04:456
bag of nerves > a gab of verbes
Why?


\C
12.4432good luck anywaySNOFS2::ROBERTSONentropy requires no maintenanceMon May 15 1995 05:041
    your'e a bag of nerves a nag observed  :)
12.4433BIGQ::SILVADiabloMon May 15 1995 10:406
| <<< Note 12.4428 by GIDDAY::BURT "DPD (tm)" >>>

| So why didn't you duck?  :^)


	cuz he ain't a quack??????
12.4434GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed LadyMon May 15 1995 12:299
    
    
    did a load of laundry yesterday afternoon and hung it out to
    dry...after all, it was a gorgeous day.  then went out.  didn't kick in
    til about 930 that it was raining, i wasnt' home, and my clothes were
    still on the line.  and that is where they will now stay until the sun
    comes out again... %^/
    
    
12.4435BIGQ::SILVADiabloMon May 15 1995 13:473

	raq... r u naked????
12.4436BIGQ::SILVADiabloMon May 15 1995 13:5012

	I was supposed to go to this party that most of my friends were going
to. I needed one of those power naps, so I set my alarm for 9:00 pm. I checked
and double checked to make sure it was set for 9:00 PM. I turned on the alrm,
and went to sleep. At 4:30 in the morning I woke up, and was PISSED! My alarm
clock has two alarms. So while I did set the alarm to go off at the right time,
I did not turn on the correct one. DOH! What a bonehead move! I heard at the
game that it was a real good party too! :(


Glen
12.4437GOOEY::JUDYThat's Ms. Bitch to you!Mon May 15 1995 14:5113
    
    
    	Taking the day off on Friday and getting phone calls from
    	MCI and Sprint.  MCI had already called me two days previous
    	and after I told the woman from Sprint I wasn't interested,
    	she still tried to go into her speech!  So much for trying
    	to be nice.  The second time I told her I wasn't interested
    	I used my "you're p***ing me off" voice and she took the hint.
    	
    	Eesh!
    
    	JJ
    
12.4438NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Mon May 15 1995 14:554
You need a snappy reply to annoying phone solicitors.  "I'm illiterate" or
"I'm blind" works well with magazine hucksters.  For long-distance salesdroids,
you might try "My phone service is being disconnected tomorrow because I didn't
pay my bills" or "I'm giving up my phone because of annoyance calls like yours."
12.4439GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA memberMon May 15 1995 15:0210
    
    
    Nice Gerald.  These people are working stiffs and trying to make a
    living just like the rest of us.  I'm sure they've heard much more cute
    comments than yours.  I'm polite and let them know I'm not interested
    and wish them a nice evening.  That's the way I'd like to be treated if
    I were doing that job.
    
    
    Mike
12.4440NETCAD::WOODFORDBoiOIoiOIoiOIoiOIoiOIngMon May 15 1995 15:0613
    
    
    For the most part, I agree with you Mike.  These peole need jobs just
    as much as you or I.  I do however get rude if they become pushy.  Like
    the Nupro (tm) windows guy that went so far as to say...."How on earth
    do you clean those useless old windows?"  I came back with.."I
    don't...I break the glass and replace it on a monthly basis." then i
    slammed the phone down.  They never called back. :*)
    
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.4441CSC32::P_SOGet those shoes off your head!Mon May 15 1995 15:089
    RE:  MCI and Sprint
    
    When they call, tell them to put you on their Do Not Call List.
    If they call you within 1 years time (I believe) you can take
    legal action.  We have done this with good results about 6 
    months ago.  Heard about it again on some new magazine show
    recently.  Hope this helps in the future,
    
    Pam
12.4442PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BMon May 15 1995 15:093
  I'm always tempted to ask if I can have their phone numbers, so
  I can call them at dinner time and ask if they want to buy something.
12.4443MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuaryMon May 15 1995 15:1115
    In many states (including Massachusetts) telemarketers can be
    sued for harassment. If you document the first call they make
    to you (day, time, company and rep) and the second call (same
    info) and you make sure the first two times to tell them not
    to call you again, on the third call they can be sued for up
    to $500 (at least in this state they can). So far, two window
    companies, a food service company and a long-distance carrier
    have learned that I do not like annoying phone calls. I let
    my lawyer keep whatever he gets.

    Telemarketers piss me off. I don't care about their flippin'
    living. If they bother me, I will suck them dry.

    -b
12.444442344::CBHLager LoutMon May 15 1995 15:111
quadruple snarf
12.4445GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA memberMon May 15 1995 15:157
    
    
    Agreed Terrie, if they are real persistent I say "no thank you, good
    bye" and then hang up.  
    
    
    Mike
12.4446end of problemWAHOO::LEVESQUEluxure et suppliceMon May 15 1995 15:191
     "I'm not interested, thank you very much" <click>
12.4447MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuaryMon May 15 1995 15:195
    
    Not end of problem. They keep calling and calling and calling
    until you hit them in the wallet. And hit 'em I do.
    
    -b
12.4448WAHOO::LEVESQUEluxure et suppliceMon May 15 1995 15:261
     It's always worked for me.
12.4449ROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150kts is TOO slow!Mon May 15 1995 15:286
I have an unlist number, so if I don't recognize the caller's voice or they
don't know my name, I simply hang up.  They never call back.

"Good evening sir"<click>

Bob
12.4450GOOEY::JUDYThat's Ms. Bitch to you!Mon May 15 1995 15:3813
    
    
    	I try to be nice.  I just tell them that before they go on
    	wasting their time and mine by my letting them go through their
    	speech, I'm not interested.  Usually they just say 'thank you
    	have a nice day' but the one from Spring obviously didn't 
    	comprehend what I was telling her.
    
    	I won't even begin to tell you about the idiot I got from
    	a magazine house.....I wanted to slap him across the face.
    
    	JJ
    
12.4451SMURF::BINDERFather, Son, and Holy SpigotMon May 15 1995 15:443
    I've hade my best, but not total, success telling them brusquely that I
    pay my telephone bill for my convenience, not theirs, and that I NEVER
    do business with telephone solicitors.
12.4452MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuaryMon May 15 1995 16:0421
    Well, all this soapbox social grace is impressive. On the other
    hand, I recognize that I am under no obligation to be nice to
    someone who calls me who I do not want to call me. Obviously,
    other's mileage varies, but I am an unrepentant horse's ass about
    it.

    As Dick suggests, I do make it clear that I never do business
    with telemarketers. Even so, I used to get 10 to 15 calls a
    week, many repeats. That is, until I got the reputation among
    the telemarketing services for being a total son of a bitch.
    To me, this is not at all a bad reputation to have, since I
    rarely get bothered by them anymore.

    Excuse me if you are of such refined behavior that you can be
    polite with people who interrupt you when you are eating your
    dinner or putting your children to bed. I choose not to be
    so refined. I'll save my civility for cocktail parties and
    nights at the symphony.

    -b
12.4453CSOA1::LEECHMon May 15 1995 16:117
    I've always had luck with "I'm not interested, thanks anyway".  I don't
    even have to hang up on them.
    
    The key is to tell them this up front before they start their sales
    speil.
    
    -steve
12.4454SMURF::BINDERFather, Son, and Holy SpigotMon May 15 1995 16:147
    .4453
    
    But, Steve, if I sense a telemarketer, I ask what organization the
    person is with and what the person is selling.  Some of them will
    flat-out lie, saying they're not selling anything.  Well, I suppose
    they're not, but GIVING me the opportunity to buy something is close
    enough.
12.4455SX4GTO::OLSONDoug Olson, ISVETS Palo AltoMon May 15 1995 16:178
    > These people are working stiffs and trying to make a living just like
    > the rest of us.
    
    Just like the rest of us?!  I've told a few that they should get a job
    that doesn't require them to annoy people.  Mine doesn't (I just do it
    as a bonus for soapboxers...).
    
    DougO
12.4456GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed LadyMon May 15 1995 16:2018
    
    
    i used to be one of those telemarkets for new england telephone (now
    nynex) and i always hated calling between the hours of 5:30-7:00 cuz i
    knew most people ate at that time and i know i don't like to be
    bothered while eating...anyway, i know what it is like to be on the
    other end, so when i get those sort of phone calls, i generally let
    them tell the basics of why they are calling, then tell them i am not
    interested before they go into to many details...if they persists, i
    remind them again i am not interested...if that doesn't work, i hung up
    after a final no thank you.
    
    i got a call from an mci rep last week.  wouldn't take no for an
    answer...for every comeback he had for me, i had one for him...
    he got pissed at me...toughtitties...
    
    
    
12.4457DECLNE::REESEToreDown,I'mAlmostLevelW/theGroundMon May 15 1995 16:387
    Sprint and MCI are persistent.  I usually get them by telling them
    I'm a Telco employee (although one MCI dude wanted to know what that
    had to do with anything)!!
    
    I've avoided getting an answering machine, but I'm considering it
    now just because the telemarketers have become such a nuisance.
    
12.4458Lady Kenmore ain't what she used to beDECLNE::REESEToreDown,I'mAlmostLevelW/theGroundMon May 15 1995 16:396
    TTHT (actually yesterday):
    
    Putting the final load of laundry in washer, adding detergent and
    softener, then having the starter knob shear off in my hand :-(
    
    
12.445942344::CBHLager LoutMon May 15 1995 16:405
> knob shear off in my hand :-(
    
oo-er missus!

Chris.
12.4460PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BMon May 15 1995 16:463
  people calling to chit-chat.  man, i hate talking on the phone.
  
12.4461NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Mon May 15 1995 16:481
Di, unless you've got an unlisted DTN, you're setting yourself up.
12.4462PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BMon May 15 1995 16:491
.4461  there is a voicemail system, dear man.  ;>
12.4463SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBe vewy caweful of yapping zebwasMon May 15 1995 16:5311
    
    
    re: phone company telemarketers....
    
     Just ask them to send you the supposed "savings" in writing....
    
     They can't and won't and will not call back...
    
    
    Worked for me...
    
12.4464NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Mon May 15 1995 17:013
TTHT: Seeing an ad in CLASSIFIED_ADS for a piece of antique furniture,
I inquired as to its age.  The reply -- "around 1960's."  What does that
make me?
12.4465POLAR::RICHARDSONIndeedy Do Da DayMon May 15 1995 17:071
    A jolly comfortable chesterfield?
12.4466Is this the man of the house????DECLNE::SHEPARDWesley's DaddyMon May 15 1995 17:1120
Suggestions that have worked for me in the past.

1) A loud whistle by the phone.  One blast does the trick, though I did have to
use two on a siding salesperson acoupla years ago.

2) I'm just housesitting for the Shepards.  This can be a great means for
getting revenge on someone.  Tell 'em you are really interested anyway then have
them send as much of their product COD to your worst enemy's home.  

3) Get their name and phone number if you can.  Then call them back every 5
minutes or so.  Try and sell them your house, or garden hose or something.

4) Listen intently.  Give them the answers they want to hear.  When they ask for
your money hold the phone away from your mouth and yell "Hey Dad it's for you!"

5) Listen intently muttering uh huh every so often.  When they stop talking say
could you repeat that?

:-}} :-}} :-}}
Mikey
12.4467SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBe vewy caweful of yapping zebwasMon May 15 1995 17:125
    
    <--------
    
    I do hope that your "1)" was just a joke....
    
12.4468CSOA1::LEECHMon May 15 1995 17:131
    I like #3.  8^)
12.4469MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuaryMon May 15 1995 17:2424
    One amusing anecdote relating to telemarketing.

    I got a call from a computer once. It wanted to ask me a few
    questions and if I answered them, it would send me a free
    camera (or so the computer claimed).

    When the call came in, I was sitting in my studio. I had just
    hooked up a mic for a vocal overdub, and had my favorite vocal
    effects device, a T/C Electronics 2290 digital delay/sampler,
    wired in on the board channel. I pushed the sample button on
    the 2290, spoke something into the mic that Lady Di would
    most certainly delete if I were to repeat it here, placed
    the phone in front of my nearfield monitors, and then pressed
    "loop" on the 2290. I then got up and went for a walk.

    Well, I sorta kinda forgot about what I had done and didn't
    go back into the studio for approximate 4 hours... and because
    the computer's record was voice activated... well, it was
    still happily recording. So, what the hell, I let it go.
    By the next morning, the computer had terminated the phone
    call. Probably ran out of disk space.

    -b
12.4470DECLNE::REESEToreDown,I'mAlmostLevelW/theGroundMon May 15 1995 17:286
    Chris, now that you mention it, it does give a new meaning to
    "knob off" :-}
    
    Ummm, how do you start washing machines on your side of the pond?
    
    
12.447142344::CBHLager LoutMon May 15 1995 17:339
12.4472ppppwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetttttttttttttt! Hello, hello?DECLNE::SHEPARDWesley's DaddyMon May 15 1995 17:349
RE: .4467

No I really did blast 3 or 4 sales morons who called.  I worked for a magazine
sales boiler room in college.  The people that ran it and others I had dealings
with after that were sleaze.  

:-p)  (<-smiley with whistle)

Mikey
12.4474scary... :)42344::CBHLager LoutMon May 15 1995 17:370
12.4475GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed LadyMon May 15 1995 18:4524
    
    
    about 8 months ago, shortly after taking the doctor-prescribed
    medication for a sore throat, i broke out with an annoying rash on my
    face and chest.  called the doctor, was told that that was not a side
    effect of the medication, so he sent me to a dermatologist, who also
    said that the rash was not a side effect of the med.  ok.  whatever.
    she gave me some retin-a and another gel for my face (which just
    happened to include in the ingredients the medication that i had just
    taken...so when my face and neck/chest cleared up, i thought all was
    hunky-dory.  well, last week, after another visit to the doctors for
    that damn cough (which, btw, i still have), the doctor prescribed a
    mega-dose of the same med as the other doctor prescribed 8 months ago. 
    finished the meds friday morning.  saturday morning i notice my
    forehead starting to get blotchy.  yesterday, most of my face was
    covered with blotches and my neck/chest, too.  so i figured it had to
    be the meds.  called the doctor this morning (well, talked to the nurse
    on duty)...was told that i am probably allergic to it...duh...ya
    think???  that's what i said 8 months ago.
    
    so now, i have an itchy red face and neck.
    
    fun fun fun
    
12.4476CSOA1::LEECHMon May 15 1995 19:094
    Well, that's better than my allergic reaction to the flu shot I got
    last year.  8^)
    
    Of couse, that reaction was of limited duration.
12.4477POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Creamy PresentsMon May 15 1995 19:223
    
    Don't keep us in suspense, Stevo - what was the reaction?  Or should we
    guess 8^o?
12.4478MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuaryMon May 15 1995 19:263
    
    And did it involve swelling of anything useful?
    
12.4479POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Creamy PresentsMon May 15 1995 19:282
    
    Oh, I was thinking of it in the opposite direction.
12.448042344::CBHLager LoutMon May 15 1995 19:346
I used to think I was dead 'ard an not allergic to anything, until I
recently discovered that I was allergic to a type of contact-lens
cleaning solution.  Ouch.  Still, at least I managed to scare people
with my permanently bloodshot eyes...

Chris.
12.4481MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuaryMon May 15 1995 19:353
    
    <--- was that before or after using the product?
    
12.448242344::CBHLager LoutMon May 15 1995 19:413
No comment!  Er, I'm tee-total, me.  And a terrible liar.

Chris.
12.4483CSOA1::LEECHMon May 15 1995 20:0616
    re: .4477
    
    Well, I wanted to delay my response so we'd get witty responses like
    .4478 and .4479.  8^)
    
    Actually, it had to do with sweating a lot, turning very pale,
    dizziness, disorientation, slurred speech, dangerously low blood pressure 
    and  nearly losing consciousness.  It was not a pleasant experience.  I
    did a write up of my harrowing experience a while back.  Maybe it was
    more than a year ago, as I think it was posted in the last incarnation
    of the box.
    
    No more flu shots for me, nope.  No way.
    
    
    -steve
12.4484REFINE::KOMARThe BarbarianMon May 15 1995 21:094
Missing a snarf.  I saw 98 replies, so I was going to get the snarf
and someone replied at the same time I did.

ME
12.4485BIGQ::SILVADiabloMon May 15 1995 21:133

	The one where you set up for a snarf on a snarf???? Too funny judge!
12.4486BUSY::SLABOUNTYTrouble with a capital 'T'Mon May 15 1995 21:223
    
    	Get a life!!
    
12.4487POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Creamy PresentsMon May 15 1995 21:274
    
    I finally get a night off from rehearsing and performances, and I'm
    working late 8^p.
              
12.4488GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed LadyMon May 15 1995 22:058
    
    
    yeahbut...you get another nite off tomorrow and ya get to share it wif
    me!!!! 
    
    :> ;> :>
    
    
12.4490POWDML::CKELLYCute Li'l RascalTue May 16 1995 00:463
    oh nanc y, that's terrible :-(
    
    i don't imagine you know who the culprit is?
12.4491Self-Righteous dude or dudette I'm sureJULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeTue May 16 1995 00:598
    I have my suspicions..  Several folks have threatened me.. and God
    knows because of my "diversity" there are many who have been extremely
    angry with me in this file.  
    
    So who knows?  I'd have to assume its someone who has the above
    feelings.  I can't imagine someone like yourself doing it.
    
    Nancy
12.4489JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeTue May 16 1995 01:0123
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                          -< The CHRISTIAN Notesfile >-
================================================================================
Note 14.28532       Chit Chat (7-day old replies are purged)      28532 of 28532
JULIET::MORALES_NA "Sweet Spirit's Gentle Breeze"    16 lines  15-MAY-1995 20:23
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Well folks I have to tell you I've been informed that someone is out to
    get me in "notesland".  Someone packaged up a bunch of my notes for
    over 5 months and sent them to "Bob Palmer's" office.
    
    Personnel investigated and sent a report to my boss.  The truth is I'm
    a top performer and had I not been, who knows what might have happened. 
    My boss has basically said that she is not going to tell me not to note
    for it is a employee priviledge, but she has has asked that I do most
    of my noting during off hours.  
    
    Anyway, its beyond me how a person has enough time to "investigate me"
    for over 5 months and complain that I'm not doing my job, but they
    themselves must be pretty idle to put this together.  Imagine the
    printing itself.
    
    Nancy
    
12.4492POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Creamy PresentsTue May 16 1995 01:253
    
    Amazing 8^/.  I hope they can somehow track down who did it, but I
    guess that's a slim chance.
12.4493Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnTue May 16 1995 04:187
    I ache all over !!!!! {oh-err}
    
    My feet, right ankle, legs, muscles everywhere {almost}, back, stomach,
    arms, them muscles at the sides of you chest that go round to the back
    :*) and my neck.
    
    Sheesh, whadda mess :*) - never mind at least I am now a grade up !
12.4494JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeTue May 16 1995 05:105
    .4492
    
    I don't know.. I don't think they want to tell me who did it.  I'm not
    sure they know... but its fishy nonetheless.
    
12.4495Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnTue May 16 1995 05:445
    Nancy,
    
    Go to bed you naughty girl, you're up far too late for a school night !
    
    ohhh and do not pass go, do not collect 200 etc etc 
12.4496JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeTue May 16 1995 06:301
    And like you're not up!!!??? :-)
12.4497GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA memberTue May 16 1995 11:098
    
    
    That sure is cowardly behavior, Nancy.  I hope the person who did it
    has the guts enough to be an adult and try and work things out with
    you.
    
    
    Mike
12.4498SUBPAC::SADINOne if by LAN, two if by CTue May 16 1995 11:146
    
    
    	The person didn't have the guts to approach her the first time
    Mike....I'm sure they won't bother changing now. :*(
    
    jim
12.4499GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA memberTue May 16 1995 11:165
    
    You're right Jim, I was just thinking that a fleeting moment of courage
    might sneak up on them....... 
    
    Mike
12.4500thank you very much, now clean up your deskWAHOO::LEVESQUEluxure et suppliceTue May 16 1995 11:202
    I think employees who pull those kinds of stunts ought to become
    ex-employees instantly.
12.4501TROOA::COLLINSmust ipso facto half not beTue May 16 1995 11:293
    
    SNEAKY SPYING CRAPHOUNDS!!!!
    
12.4502BUSY::SLABOUNTYTrouble with a capital 'T'Tue May 16 1995 12:044
    
    	I bet Columbo could tell you who sent the note within a couple
    	hours.
    
12.4503NETCAD::WOODFORDCouch=ForRestOrForePlay.Tue May 16 1995 12:269
    
    
    TTHT:  I have to take my English placement test tonight. :(
    
    
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.4504POBOX::BATTISLand shark,pool sharkTue May 16 1995 12:493
    
    <------------  Terrie, is this so they can figure out, where in your
    class, you stand in being able to speak English?
12.4505NETCAD::WOODFORDCouch=ForRestOrForePlay.Tue May 16 1995 13:1412
    
    RE: .4504
    
    
    No.  It's to determine which English class I should enroll
    in first, and what they will be giving me automatic credit
    for.
    
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.4506BIGQ::SILVADiabloTue May 16 1995 13:3420
| <<< Note 12.4491 by JULIET::MORALES_NA "Sweet Spirit's Gentle Breeze" >>>


| I have my suspicions..  Several folks have threatened me.. and God knows 
| because of my "diversity" there are many who have been extremely angry with 
| me in this file.

| I'd have to assume its someone who has the above feelings.  

	I wonder how many people who you are suspicious of, actually fit the
above catagory?

	I think you are right about one thing Nancy, the person has to have a
lot of spare time on their hands to put together everything.



Glen


12.4507BIGQ::SILVADiabloTue May 16 1995 13:3516
| <<< Note 12.4492 by POWDML::LAUER "Little Chamber of Creamy Presents" >>>


| Amazing 8^/.  

	Aerosmith??? :-)

| I hope they can somehow track down who did it, but I guess that's a slim 
| chance.

	Wouldn't her manager know who did it? I mean, I'm sure she wouldn't
tell Nancy, but in order for her to take it seriously, one would hope the
manager would know.


Glen
12.4508DECLNE::REESEToreDown,I'mAlmostLevelW/theGroundTue May 16 1995 13:3611
    Nancy,
    
    I have taken issue with some of your postings, but I would never
    dream of taking such cowardly action against you.  I don't follow
    the CHRISTIAN notes file, but do you think it is someone who is
    active there? (I'm hoping it's not someone from the 'box).
    
    What was the point they were trying to make?  Was that information
    shared with you?  I would hope that if accusations were being made
    against you, you would have the right to know your accuser.
    
12.4509MKOTS3::JMARTINYou-Had-Forty-Years!!!Tue May 16 1995 13:374
    Don't worry Nancy.  The person who did it is a coward and probably has
    nothing of substance to add to anybodys life!
    
    -Jack
12.4510where are the langoliers when you need 'em???GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed LadyTue May 16 1995 13:3814
    
    
    ttht:  just being in a cranky mood.  it started as soon as i got out of
    the car (coincidence??) and took it out on the wrong person, who was
    kind enough to point out i have been this way for that last few days
    (work days anyway)...gee thanks for trying to make me feel better...
    
    and to add to my crankiness, i brought with me a muffin and a thing of
    yogurt for breakfast.  the muffin was ok, but when i went to open the
    yogurt, i notice the datestamp on the bottom 4/25...don't think i'll
    attempt eating that...
    
    i should have never gotten out of bed...
    
12.4511BIGQ::SILVADiabloTue May 16 1995 13:387
| <<< Note 12.4502 by BUSY::SLABOUNTY "Trouble with a capital 'T'" >>>


| I bet Columbo could tell you who sent the note within a couple hours.

	But the person would get off cuz they would hire Matlock to defend
them! :-)
12.4512BIGQ::SILVADiabloTue May 16 1995 13:396
| <<< Note 12.4503 by NETCAD::WOODFORD "Couch=ForRestOrForePlay." >>>


| I have to take my English placement test tonight. :(

	Gee Terrie, why the frown????  Tired of getting placed at the top???
12.4513NETCAD::WOODFORDCouch=ForRestOrForePlay.Tue May 16 1995 13:409
    
    
    Nancy...Kind of reminds me of the annon. interoffice mail I got from
    some nimrod threatening to extract my 'sleezy' notes and forward them
    to my husband.  Some people are such jerks!!
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.4514Sorry... couldn't resist..... :-)BIGQ::SILVADiabloTue May 16 1995 13:416
| <<< Note 12.4509 by MKOTS3::JMARTIN "You-Had-Forty-Years!!!" >>>

| Don't worry Nancy.  The person who did it is a coward and probably has
| nothing of substance to add to anybodys life!

	Jack... YOU DID IT!!!???? :-)
12.4515NETCAD::WOODFORDCouch=ForRestOrForePlay.Tue May 16 1995 13:4213
    
    
    
    RE: Jack... YOU DID IT!!!???? :-)
    
    
    
    
    I smell another trial coming on..... :*)
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.4516GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed LadyTue May 16 1995 13:4312
    
    i am sure nothing will be done about the person who compiled the nancy
    list.  just as there was nothing done about the person who sent me
    interoffice mail basically calling me a slut and that i shouldn't even
    have a job, or the person that sent terrie her not-so-nice interoffice 
    memo...i am not saying that i hope nothing is going to be done...just
    that from experience, knowing that more than likely, nothing will be
    done...just the way it is, unfortunately.
    
    bummer, too
    
    
12.451719855::JUDYThat's Ms. Bitch to you!Tue May 16 1995 13:517
    
    
    	I hate people that have nothing better to do than stick
    	their noses in other people's business, where it's not
    	wanted, and stir up trouble.  Especially at work.
    
    	I'm sorry to hear that that happened to all of you.
12.451842344::CBHLager LoutTue May 16 1995 13:576
>    yogurt, i notice the datestamp on the bottom 4/25...don't think i'll
>    attempt eating that...
    
I'll have it then!  Bung it in the internal mail, Chris Hedley@RHC...  :)

Chris.
12.4519MKOTS3::JMARTINYou-Had-Forty-Years!!!Tue May 16 1995 13:574
    NoooOOOOOO!!!  I dint do it!!!!!!  Besides, you cannot put me on trial 
    without probable cause...and you don't HAVE IT!!!!!!!
    
    
12.4520COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertTue May 16 1995 14:0215
I don't know why anyone thinks that someone (other than maybe Nancy or
one of her friends) is trying to catch the culprit, or that anything
would happen to the culprit if caught.

After all, if personnel didn't think the culprit had "done the right thing"
by reporting her notes to the Office of the President, they would have just
thrown the notes into the trash and not contacted her management at all.

This is not the first time this has happened, and the same folks in
personnel seem to be involved each time.  The culprit may actually be
someone who has been assigned the job by senior personnel management
of keeping an eye on subversives like Nancy and others from the
::CHRISTIAN conference.

/john
12.452157784::LAUERLittle Chamber of Creamy PresentsTue May 16 1995 14:113
    
    Oh, I didn't connect it with the ::christian conference at all.  I had
    another one in mind 8^/.
12.4522PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BTue May 16 1995 14:173
 .4521   me too, debster.

12.4523POWDML::CKELLYCute Li'l RascalTue May 16 1995 14:237
    it's unanimous.
    
    for my part, i was hoping nancy knew who it was simply because it is
    nice to know and avoid those who have it in for us.  not that i
    expected personnel to do anything about it.  to an extent, i agree
    with john, if they found it 'bad' to begin with, nothing further 
    would have been done :-(
12.4524HANNAH::MODICAJourneyman NoterTue May 16 1995 14:248
    
    Catching up, I CANNOT believe what happened to Nancy.
    To say that that stinks is an understatement of immense proportions.
    
    ditto Deb and Di., probably not Christian.
    
    							Damn!
    
12.4525COMICS::MCSKEANECough red noseTue May 16 1995 14:256
    
    Picking up a call in the UK CSC about a problem with a DECserver in New
    York. Am I the only one who thinks that some New York accents are
    designed to grate on ones nerves?
    
    POL.
12.4526NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue May 16 1995 14:319
TTHT: The same car blocking my driveway that was there a couple of weeks ago.
Only this time my wife's car was in the driveway.  I had to improvise a ramp
next to the high (and sharp) curb to get the car out.

Judging from the decal on the back window, the idiot is a student at a
third-rate law school, so I can relish his likely inability to get a job
when he graduates.

Last time the cops just ticketed the jerk.  This time I hope they tow.
12.4527NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue May 16 1995 14:343
>    ditto Deb and Di., probably not Christian.

Um, I don't think Deb and Di were speculating on the religion of the culprit.
12.4528BIGQ::SILVADiabloTue May 16 1995 14:368
| <<< Note 12.4519 by MKOTS3::JMARTIN "You-Had-Forty-Years!!!" >>>


| NoooOOOOOO!!!  I dint do it!!!!!!  Besides, you cannot put me on trial
| without probable cause...and you don't HAVE IT!!!!!!!

	Like that stopped us last time....

12.4529SMURF::BINDERFather, Son, and Holy SpigotTue May 16 1995 14:374
    ttht.
    
    A repeat performance of the recent cross-country bike race on my newly
    seeded front lawn.
12.4531NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue May 16 1995 14:381
Dick, have you considered a few strategically placed land mines?
12.4530Paranoid John???BIGQ::SILVADiabloTue May 16 1995 14:399
| <<< Note 12.4520 by COVERT::COVERT "John R. Covert" >>>


| This is not the first time this has happened, and the same folks in personnel 
| seem to be involved each time. The culprit may actually be someone who has 
| been assigned the job by senior personnel management of keeping an eye on 
| subversives like Nancy and others from the ::CHRISTIAN conference.

	Gee... no one has sent me anything..... :)
12.4532COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertTue May 16 1995 14:419
The reason I mentioned ::CHRISTIAN is that the other person I know to whom
this happened within the past six months wrote primarily in that conference,
not in =wn= at all, and only occasionally here.

The stack of notes he had written were mostly his notes in ::CHRISTIAN
(50-70% of the stack), some from the ::DIGITAL conference, and a few
from various other conferences.

/john
12.4533BIGQ::SILVADiabloTue May 16 1995 14:493

	When did this happen to you john???
12.4534COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertTue May 16 1995 14:503
If it has happened to me, I don't know about it yet.

/john
12.4535WAHOO::LEVESQUEluxure et suppliceTue May 16 1995 14:516
    >Last time the cops just ticketed the jerk.  This time I hope they tow.
    
     I understand that this guy also captured air in his tires against its
    will. Perhaps liberation of the impounded air would assist this
    "person" in remembering not to block the driveway (assuming the police
    don't "move" him.)
12.4536DECLNE::REESEToreDown,I'mAlmostLevelW/theGroundTue May 16 1995 15:013
    Didn't someone pull the same type of stunt on Gene Haag periodically?
    
    
12.4537POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Creamy PresentsTue May 16 1995 15:022
    
    Sending notes to his manager, yes.
12.4538BIGQ::SILVADiabloTue May 16 1995 15:0714


	The more I think about this, the more I have to disagree that the
person is a coward. I think it has more to do with the open door policy. In
this case, management was not the issue. But what if it were a manager that was
in question? The open door policy gives a person a way to let their feelings be
known, without reprisal. Personel would have to make the call on if the
feelings were real or not. They would make that call based on the facts that
were presented to them.


Glen

12.4539BUSY::SLABOUNTYTrouble with a capital 'T'Tue May 16 1995 15:106
    
>in question? The open door policy gives a person a way to let their feelings be
>known, without reprisal. Personel would have to make the call on if the
    
    	Glen, that same logic can be used to defend the Unabomber.
    
12.4540WAHOO::LEVESQUEluxure et suppliceTue May 16 1995 15:123
    Coward or not, sounds like a loser to me.
    
    TTHT: <defecate> and run noters
12.4541BIGQ::SILVADiabloTue May 16 1995 15:167
| <<< Note 12.4539 by BUSY::SLABOUNTY "Trouble with a capital 'T'" >>>



| Glen, that same logic can be used to defend the Unabomber.

	Shawn, how?
12.4542My $.02ROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150kts is TOO slow!Tue May 16 1995 15:256
If I had been Nancy's manager, I would have simply told the person that unless
there was a direct P&P violation, the only thing I would do would arrange a
meeting between Nancy, the person with a problem and myself and that if they
refused, they were obviously the problem, not Nancy.

Bob
12.4543BUSY::SLABOUNTYTrouble with a capital 'T'Tue May 16 1995 15:308
    
    	RE: Glen
    
    	He's also letting his feelings be known, without fear of reprisal
    	[due to anonymity].
    
    	He's got a gripe, and he's exacting revenge.
    
12.4544PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BTue May 16 1995 15:373
	the person's a jerk for doing that, pure and simple.

12.4545POLAR::RICHARDSONIndeedy Do Da DayTue May 16 1995 15:391
    It's quite petty to say the least. I abhor pettiness.
12.4546GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA memberTue May 16 1995 15:446
    
    
    Summed up quite well, Di.
    
    
    Mike
12.4547..Oh yeah...and chains to the desk with scheduled rest periods.NASAU::GUILLERMOBut the world still goes round and roundTue May 16 1995 15:489
How can personnel/a manager chastise an employee for noting too much when their
performance appraisal is good? Will she be required to sit up straight and look
only at her monitor next? I mean, if her eyes aren't constantly on her monitor
it must mean her mind isn't on her job...


I'm shakin' the bush boss!

(Seriously, we need sensible guidelines around this).
12.4548BIGQ::SILVADiabloTue May 16 1995 15:5015
| <<< Note 12.4543 by BUSY::SLABOUNTY "Trouble with a capital 'T'" >>>


| He's also letting his feelings be known, without fear of reprisal
| [due to anonymity].
| He's got a gripe, and he's exacting revenge.

	Well, the person here is presenting a problem to the proper people, and 
they are handling it. The unabomber is handing it himself. The proper people
are the ones who are making the decision on if it is warrented or not. Again,
the unabomber handles it all himself.



Glen
12.4549LON-NYC-(whatever Chicago is)-NYC-LONCOMICS::MCSKEANECough red noseTue May 16 1995 15:5517
    
    TTHT:-
    
    >       <<< Note 12.4525 by COMICS::MCSKEANE "Cough red nose" >>>
    
    >Picking up a call in the UK CSC about a problem with a DECserver in
    >York. Am I the only one who thinks that some New York accents are
    >designed to grate on ones nerves?
    
    Eventually got through to someone else (with a much nicer accent) who
    actually knew something about the problem. Turns out the problem is in
    Chicago!!!!!
    
    POL (been given the runaround)
    
    p.s. I guess it would make a pretty good site visit for me though!!!! 
    
12.4550POBOX::BATTISLand shark,pool sharkTue May 16 1995 16:019
    
    First of all, the person is a lowlife, period. Second, why send the
    notes to Bob Palmer's office?? What good would that do, unless the
    person had a grudge against all not conferences?? Third, the person,
    obviously has no guts to face Nancy in person, hence the anonymity
    of the action.
    
    
    Mark
12.4551BIGQ::SILVADiabloTue May 16 1995 16:033

	How many "not" conferences do you note in??? :-)
12.4552NASAU::GUILLERMOBut the world still goes round and roundTue May 16 1995 16:041
I would think after all the warmth BP got in ::DIGITAL he'd love notes.
12.4553SX4GTO::OLSONDoug Olson, ISVETS Palo AltoTue May 16 1995 16:1113
    Unless I'm missing something, this wasn't done anonymously.  Nancy
    didn't claim it was in .4489, and all you who are assuming it was are
    also assuming that the person didn't confront Nancy about her notes
    before.  I know several people who have in open notes wars; and I could
    easily imagine that one of them, not getting satisfaction from
    confronting Nancy, would take a further step.  I'll agree I wouldn't
    take such a step myself; notes is simply not that important to me to
    threaten someone's job over; but those of you who are making such wild
    assumptions about the matter oughta show some restraint.  Or you're
    failing, ethically, in the same fashion, if not to the same degree, as
    the one you condemn with so little knowledge.
    
    DougO
12.4554GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA memberTue May 16 1995 16:136
    
    You have a point there, Doug.  I agree with you, it just isn't that
    important in the whole scheme of things.  
    
    
    Mike
12.4555calling a spade a spadePENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BTue May 16 1995 16:153
	i don't have to know anything at all about the person to 
	think that they're a jerk for doing that.  
12.4556POBOX::BATTISLand shark,pool sharkTue May 16 1995 16:153
    
    DougO, it doesn't say one way or the other, maybe nancy can shed some
    light.
12.4557DECLNE::REESEToreDown,I'mAlmostLevelW/theGroundTue May 16 1995 16:1514
    I'm still not certain whether the individual was trying to comment
    on the amount of notes or time Nancy spent noting, or was that
    person trying to point to notes he/she felt were controversial?
    
    Aside from the apparent intent to hurt Nancy it also calls attention
    (definitely unwanted) to Employee Interest conferences.  There have
    been a few times in the past when someone would create a fuss about
    EI conferences and the next thing you know there are rumors that
    all non-work related conferences will be shut down.
    
    Every time someone gets on their high horse and does something like
    this it puts all EI conferences in jeopardy (or is that someone's
    real agenda?)
    
12.4558BUSY::SLABOUNTYTrouble with a capital 'T'Tue May 16 1995 16:1810
    
    	RE: Glen
    
    	OK, so the Unabomber handles this stuff himself, thereby elimin-
    	ating the middleman [Personnel].
    
    	Therefore, if we could all learn to peacefully co-exist then we
    	too could eliminate the middleman, or at least make it unneces-
    	sary for them to be involved in crap like this.
    
12.4559MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuaryTue May 16 1995 16:5010
    I don't think motive has anything to do with it. The fact that
    someone uses notes as a way to hurt (or attempt to hurt) someone
    else's career is a sad testimony to the perpetrator's character
    (or lack thereof).

    Evidence that perhaps rodents were part of the evolutionary
    precursor to human existence.

    -b
12.4560ROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150kts is TOO slow!Tue May 16 1995 17:1410
re: .4553

DougO,

Please point me to the P&P that says the proper way to escalate a problem
between two employees is to extract notes from conferences and send them
to Bob Palmer.  Doing something like that sounds an awful lot like running
crying to Mommy when your pride is hurt.

Bob
12.4561BIGQ::SILVADiabloTue May 16 1995 18:1916
| <<< Note 12.4558 by BUSY::SLABOUNTY "Trouble with a capital 'T'" >>>


| Therefore, if we could all learn to peacefully co-exist then we too could 
| eliminate the middleman, or at least make it unnecessary for them to be 
| involved in crap like this.

	I agree we could eliminate the middleman for many things. But without
knowing what Nancy was being singled out for, <too many notes, a gripe with
someone, a perceived attack, etc> we really can't say that they shouldn't have
been involved, can we? Right now we're going on speculation only. Whether or
not Nancy would shed any light on this would be her own personal decision.
Would you in her position?


Glen
12.4562BUSY::SLABOUNTYTrouble with a capital 'T'Tue May 16 1995 18:2621
    
>I agree we could eliminate the middleman for many things. But without
>knowing what Nancy was being singled out for, <too many notes, a gripe with
>someone, a perceived attack, etc> we really can't say that they shouldn't have
>been involved, can we? 
    
    	No one in his/her right mind would send an alleged "personal
    	attack" case to Bob Palmer.  Then again, there's alot of things
    	that someone in their right mind wouldn't do, like send ANYTHING
    	to Bob Palmer ... since he has better things to worry about.
    
    >Right now we're going on speculation only. Whether or
>not Nancy would shed any light on this would be her own personal decision.
>Would you in her position?
    
    	Why wouldn't I?  If they are notes that I had written, then the
    	whole company had access to them already, and very probably al-
    	ready read them once.  So the subject matter and exact content
    	is apparently not something I'm trying to keep a secret, since
    	if that were the case I wouldn't have posted them.
    
12.4563GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA memberTue May 16 1995 18:285
    
    I imagine Nancy will address some of these things after hours as that
    is the only thing that she indicated was a point with her management.
    
    
12.4564CSOA1::LEECHTue May 16 1995 18:4728
    re: .4489
    
    I must have missed this in my next_unseen ventures (I don't have time
    to read everything in here, that's for sure), but caught a reference to
    it later in the topic.
    
    My comment is that it seems like this person must have an awful lot of
    time on their hands to use Digital time to compile Nancy's notes over a
    5 month  time period, so the hypocrisy of it all is begging to be
    recognized.  
    
    The kindegarten tactics are not lost on me, either.  If the person had
    a problem with Nancy, they should have mailed her.  I'm sure Bob Palmer
    could care less about such pettiness- I know if I were him, I would send 
    the batch of notes back to the sender and chastize them for wasting 
    Digital time and assets to compile it.  I would also chastize them for 
    being so childish about it, telling them to address Nancy first (for 
    personal problems) or her manager (if P&P were violated, and talking to 
    Nancy personally did no good).
    
    My personal opinion is that said person has committed an extremely low
    class and hypocritical act.  To this person I say "GET A LIFE!".  It is 
    people like this that will eventually get EI notesfiles axed.
    
    Unbelievable.
    
    
    -steve 
12.4566SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBe vewy caweful of yapping zebwasTue May 16 1995 18:5310
    re: .4548
    
    >Well, the person here is presenting a problem to the proper people,
    
    Well... I read Nancy's .4489 and can't seem to see any "problem"...
    If there is a problem with Nancy noting, it should be between her and
    her boss, not a third party...
    
     You assume to see a "problem"... where is that?
    
12.4567BIGQ::SILVADiabloTue May 16 1995 18:5417
| <<< Note 12.4564 by CSOA1::LEECH >>>


| My comment is that it seems like this person must have an awful lot of time on
| their hands to use Digital time to compile Nancy's notes over a 5 month time 
| period, so the hypocrisy of it all is begging to be recognized.

	Steve, if someone who knows their way around notes/programing, they
could probably extract a certain persons notes in a batch job, and send them 
out to Bob. So I don't think it would really require it to interfere with their
job. But I also think that whoever did it would be someone who doesn't note
very much. Cuz one would think that personnel would check on the accuser who
sent 5 months worth of someone elses notes out to them. 



Glen
12.4568calling soapbox lawyersWECARE::GRIFFINJohn Griffin ZKO1-3/B31 381-1159Tue May 16 1995 18:557
    
    Isn't the company legally exposed if it disciplines an employee on
    the basis of anonymous information?
    
    
    
     
12.4569BIGQ::SILVADiabloTue May 16 1995 18:5711
| <<< Note 12.4566 by SOLVIT::KRAWIECKI "Be vewy caweful of yapping zebwas" >>>

| >Well, the person here is presenting a problem to the proper people,

| You assume to see a "problem"... where is that?

	Andy, I never said I saw a problem. I said the person did. I have been
saying without hearing what's going on, we can only speculate. 


Glen
12.4570MKOTS3::JMARTINYou-Had-Forty-Years!!!Tue May 16 1995 18:591
    Glen did it!
12.4571POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Creamy PresentsTue May 16 1995 19:229
    
    I don't see how it would take a lot of time; couldn't the person
    simply open up a window, type EXTRACT/ALL/AUTHOR=MORALES/SINCE=01-JAN-1995 
    at the Notes>, name it whatever they want (nancy.txt), then close the
    window and go about their merry way while the job ran?  Stay late, send
    it to the printer on their way out, and come in early to pick it up
    without anyone seeing them?
    
    Um, before anyone starts to speculate, no, I didn't do it 8^).
12.4572BUSY::SLABOUNTYTrouble with a capital 'T'Tue May 16 1995 19:259
    
    	Even better:
    
	EXTRACT/ALL/UNSEEN/AUTHOR=MORALES nancy.text 1.0-l.l
    	SET SEEN
    
    	and that could run nightly in a .COM file.  For extra credit,
    	you can MAIL it to yourself [or anyone else, for that matter].
    
12.4573BIGQ::SILVADiabloTue May 16 1995 19:267
| <<< Note 12.4570 by MKOTS3::JMARTIN "You-Had-Forty-Years!!!" >>>


| Glen did it!


	Nope..... 
12.4574CSOA1::LEECHTue May 16 1995 19:318
    re: .4571
    
    The impression I got was that said person picked out specific notes to
    send to BP, rather than just extracting a block of notes.  I could very
    well be wrong on this one.
    
    
    -steve
12.4575MKOTS3::JMARTINYou-Had-Forty-Years!!!Tue May 16 1995 19:391
    I know Glen...just kiddin!
12.4576CBHVAX::CBHLager LoutTue May 16 1995 19:516
Well the whole thing sounds pretty low, petty and generally pretty
unpleasant to me.  This person should be thoroughly ashamed of
themselves.  I'll echo what others have said; this anonymous person
should get a life.

Chris.
12.4577extract all, send a fewBIGQ::SILVADiabloTue May 16 1995 19:548
| <<< Note 12.4574 by CSOA1::LEECH >>>


| The impression I got was that said person picked out specific notes to
| send to BP, rather than just extracting a block of notes.  I could very
| well be wrong on this one.

	Steve, one could edit a file once it was made, no? 
12.4578BUSY::SLABOUNTYTrouble with a capital 'T'Tue May 16 1995 19:565
    
    	Edit the file ... change a word here and there.
    
    	Get the idea?
    
12.4579GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA memberTue May 16 1995 19:575
    
    
    It's the PRINCIPLE Glen.
    
    
12.4580POLAR::RICHARDSONIndeedy Do Da DayTue May 16 1995 19:591
    I would have suspected the Vice Principal first.
12.4581SX4GTO::OLSONDoug Olson, ISVETS Palo AltoTue May 16 1995 19:5915
    > DougO,
    > 
    > Please point me to the P&P that says the proper way to escalate a
    > problem between two employees is to extract notes from conferences and
    > send them to Bob Palmer.  Doing something like that sounds an awful lot
    > like running crying to Mommy when your pride is hurt.
    
    Eh?  Why you askin' me?  I make no claim that it was proper P&P.
    I merely refute the numerous illfounded assertions that it was
    anonymous, that the person had not previously confronted Nancy about
    her notes, etc, etc, etc.  None of that is indicated.
    
    Di, jerk stipulation accepted.
    
    DougO
12.4582POBOX::BATTISLand shark,pool sharkTue May 16 1995 20:282
    
    I prefer Victoria Principal myself.
12.4583OUTSRC::HEISERthe dumbing down of AmericaTue May 16 1995 20:311
    But Victoria has a secret.
12.4584MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuaryTue May 16 1995 20:324
    
    I prefer Victoria's Secret. Wearing the split crotch panties
    with the lacy bits around the leg as we speak... :-)
    
12.4585POBOX::BATTISLand shark,pool sharkTue May 16 1995 20:343
    
    gee -b, you are a daring sort. :-) have you tried the crotchless
    version yet?
12.4586MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuaryTue May 16 1995 20:363
    
    Not enough, er um, support, I'm afraid.
    
12.4587Brian's SecretOUTSRC::HEISERthe dumbing down of AmericaTue May 16 1995 20:391
    ...but Brian, your middle name isn't Victoria.
12.4588BIGQ::SILVADiabloTue May 16 1995 21:0314
| <<< Note 12.4579 by GRANPA::MWANNEMACHER "NRA member" >>>

| It's the PRINCIPLE Glen.

	I am not a Principle Mike. :-)

	All I'm saying is we have no clue as to why the person did what they
did to Nancy. Without that information, how can we say the person was or wasn't
justified. Remember innocent until proven guilty? No proof of anything has been
stated, posted, what have you. How can everyone convict so easily? I won't.


Glen

12.4589BIGQ::SILVADiabloTue May 16 1995 21:047
| <<< Note 12.4586 by MPGS::MARKEY "The bottom end of Liquid Sanctuary" >>>


| Not enough, er um, support, I'm afraid.


	Hey... that's too funny..... :-)
12.4590MKOTS3::JMARTINYou-Had-Forty-Years!!!Tue May 16 1995 21:061
    Principal Glen!
12.4591BIGQ::SILVADiabloTue May 16 1995 21:123

	Thanks Jack... I guess I was saying I was without principle??? :-)
12.4592CBHVAX::CBHLager LoutTue May 16 1995 22:013
So where's my yogurt, anyway?!

Chris.
12.4593Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnTue May 16 1995 23:552
    Maybe it was one of the Richardsons !!! :*) Glenn probably doesn't even
    know himself, who did it....
12.4594CALDEC::RAHan outlaw in townWed May 17 1995 00:022
    
    balky uncooperative software.
12.4595JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeWed May 17 1995 00:0925
    DougO,
    
    So do you know something I don't know?  I'm curious.
    
    1. I don't know much  more than what I've written.
       I don't know if its anonymous
       I don't know if it wasn't
    
    As a Christian, I have a code of ethic in which I must work.  As long
    as my performance reviews were above excellent over the last two years,
    it is obvious that my noting didn't impact my job.
    
    However, when my boss says, I'm not going to tell you NOT to note, BUT
    here's what I'd like to see.  Guess what?  I'm not going to argue over
    this issue, I'm going to comply to manager's wishes... period.
    
    It's not important WHO did it, what is important is that my maintain my
    high performance record.  And regardless of the WHO my manager has
    requested something from me... that's it I acquiesce to her authority.
    
    I think its time that employees realize that while we live in a state
    of personal rights and freedoms, that Digital pays our salaries and
    management represents Digital.  I won't bite the hand that feeds me.
    
    Nancy
12.4596ROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150kts is TOO slow!Wed May 17 1995 02:207
re: 4581

DougO,

You are correct.  I apologize for mis-interpreting what you wrote.

Bob
12.4597BIGQ::SILVADiabloWed May 17 1995 02:283

	Bob???? you here???
12.4598POLAR::RICHARDSONIndeedy Do Da DayWed May 17 1995 02:426
    Hey look, it ain't us.
    
    Glenn/Deirdre/Pamela/Franny/Ned/Dierdre/Anton/Sean/Alice/Jimi/Pauline/Rex/
    Nathan/Melanie/Ursula/Hildegard/Nigel/Boutros Boutros/Leslie/Shareena/
    Onondaga/Vidiator
    
12.4599POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Creamy PresentsWed May 17 1995 02:523
    
    That HAS to be Ned talking; no-one else would be so gauche as to say
    "ain't".
12.4600BOXORN::HAYSI think we are toast. Remember the jam?Wed May 17 1995 02:531
Snarf!
12.4601JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeWed May 17 1995 04:183
    Incredible.. and here I thought I get a snarf in... :-)
    
    
12.4602JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeWed May 17 1995 04:201
    Glen Bob wrote the note before you.
12.4603Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnWed May 17 1995 04:262
    I had a TTHT but I can't remember what it was so I guess that must a
    TTLT ! 
12.4604BIGQ::SILVADiabloWed May 17 1995 11:057
| <<< Note 12.4602 by JULIET::MORALES_NA "Sweet Spirit's Gentle Breeze" >>>

| Glen Bob wrote the note before you.



	Who is this Glen Bob guy? He a ball player or somethin'???
12.4605SUBURB::COOKSHalf Man,Half BiscuitWed May 17 1995 11:409
    On hearing a couple in my apartment block screaming bloody murder
    at each other in the early hours of the morning,I was going to 
    amusingly pin up a "Relate" marriage guidance pamphlet on the notice
    board,and suggest they give them a call to give their poor neighbours
    a bit of piece and quiet.
    
    Speaking to my next door neighbour,I find out it`s the ex-husband
    coming round and acting like a nutter at 1.00 in the morning. Great.
          
12.4606GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed LadyWed May 17 1995 12:247
    
    
    TTH:my clothes are still hanging out on the line...and they are 
    still wet.  at least tonite i'll be home at a decent hour to take them
    in and rewash them and dry them indoors...
    
    
12.4607RDGE44::ALEUC8Wed May 17 1995 12:315
    .4606
    
    errm ... why rewash them? is the rain dirty over there?
    
    ric
12.4608WAHOO::LEVESQUEluxure et suppliceWed May 17 1995 12:351
    pollen
12.4609SX4GTO::OLSONDoug Olson, ISVETS Palo AltoWed May 17 1995 16:2723
    >So do you know something I don't know?  I'm curious.
        
    nope.
    
    > I don't know much  more than what I've written.
    >       I don't know if its anonymous
    >       I don't know if it wasn't
    
    Thanks for spelling it out clearly.  A whole buncha folks interpreted
    your earlier note as implicating some anonymous person, which you
    didn't say.  I'm not at all surprised that management or personnel
    would refuse to divulge the name of a complainant- I've heard of that
    from HR cowards before.  They probably have a stinkin' rule about it.
    But that tells us nothing about whether the complainant signed their
    name or not.
    
    > However, when my boss says, I'm not going to tell you NOT to note, BUT
    > here's what I'd like to see.  Guess what?  I'm not going to argue over
    > this issue, I'm going to comply to manager's wishes... period.
    
    A wise choice.
    
    DougO
12.4610SMURF::BINDERFather, Son, and Holy SpigotWed May 17 1995 16:503
    ttht.
    
    Turkey bones in my soup.
12.4611MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuaryWed May 17 1995 16:513
    
    Not as bad as Turkey soup in your bones.
    
12.4612SMURF::BINDERFather, Son, and Holy SpigotWed May 17 1995 17:294
    Another ttht.
    
    Picking up, and taking a swig from, yesterday's warm flat Pepsi instead
    of today's chilled, vibrantly fizzy Pepsi.
12.4613POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Creamy PresentsWed May 17 1995 17:312
    
    Pepsi in general is a ttht, methinks 8^).
12.4614POBOX::BATTISLand shark,pool sharkWed May 17 1995 17:323
    
    Dick, you seem to be having all sorts of luck with food today, don't
    mess with leg of lamb, or you may never eat again.
12.4615NETCAD::WOODFORDCouch=ForRestOrForePlay.Wed May 17 1995 17:359
    
    
    Well Dick, if you had thrown away yesterday's pepsi, instead
    of letting it become a biology experiment, this wouldn't be
    an issue now, would it?  :*)
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.4616SMURF::BINDERFather, Son, and Holy SpigotWed May 17 1995 17:392
    But Terrie, I'm waiting for it to dissolve the Lee Press-On I dropped
    into it.
12.4617NETCAD::WOODFORDCouch=ForRestOrForePlay.Wed May 17 1995 17:435
    
    
    Well then...at the rate it takes rust off of a bicycle, I'd
    say you don't have much longer to wait Dick.   :*)
    
12.4618NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed May 17 1995 17:452
Dick, you aren't one of those British politician types, are you?
There's nothing worse than a bearded transvestite.
12.4619CBHVAX::CBHLager LoutWed May 17 1995 17:486
I was cooking a curry yesterday, and my hands still pong and burn from
where I was cutting the chillis up.  No matter how many times I wash
them, I still can't get rid of the essence of chilli.  I mean, I *like*
chillis, but not when it comes to trying to put my contact lenses in...

Chris.
12.4620NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed May 17 1995 17:491
Wear surgical gloves when you cut hot peppers.
12.4621gloves?PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed May 17 1995 17:513
  poncy thing

12.4622POBOX::BATTISLand shark,pool sharkWed May 17 1995 17:522
    
    Chris, wear surgical gloves when putting in contact lenses.
12.4623NETCAD::WOODFORDCouch=ForRestOrForePlay.Wed May 17 1995 17:5512
    
    
    Chris,  cover your hands with petroleum jelly, let it soak in for about
    thirty minutes, then wash it off with dish detergent.  Should solve
    your discomfort straight away.
    
    
    
    
    Terrie, who is allergic to citrus juices, and has an equally painfull
    reaction from that.
    
12.4624MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuaryWed May 17 1995 17:568
    >Chris,  cover your hands with petroleum jelly, let it soak in for about
    >thirty minutes, then wash it off with dish detergent.  Should solve
    >your discomfort straight away.
    
    Just let me make sure; we _are_ still talking about cooking
    here, right? :-)
    
    -b
12.4625CBHVAX::CBHLager LoutWed May 17 1995 17:565
Thanks for all the tips, guys, but I think I have the answer to
my chilli-related problem: get Liz to chop them instead!
Cheers,

Chris.
12.4626RDGE44::ALEUC8Wed May 17 1995 17:585
    .4623
    
    fwoar!!! sounds like fun ....
    
    ric
12.4627NETCAD::WOODFORDCouch=ForRestOrForePlay.Wed May 17 1995 18:0416
    
    
    
    Ric....That was actually a 'real' response to Chris' immediate
    problem.  I know, I'm not well known for my serious side around here.
    :*)))
    
    But really, that is what I have to do to get rid of the pain
    when I get the juice of a lemon, lime, grapefruit, or orange
    on my hands.  It literally burns my skin, but the petroleum 
    jelly breaks down the juices, and eliminates the pain, and most
    of the skin rash as well.
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.4628CBHVAX::CBHLager LoutWed May 17 1995 18:094
actually, I sort of like the pain in a masochistic type of way, but
not when I get it in my eyes...  |(

Chris.
12.4629NETCAD::WOODFORDCouch=ForRestOrForePlay.Wed May 17 1995 18:104
    
    
    Well, I would NOT suggest the same solution for *that* problem...:*)
    
12.4630CBHVAX::CBHLager LoutWed May 17 1995 18:136
I dunno, it might enable me to see properly, it really is time
I cleaned these things... (I tried cleaning the screen of my VT
several times until I realised that wasn't the cause of why the
letters were blurred) (and it's not the alcohol, either!)

Chris.
12.4631WAHOO::LEVESQUEluxure et suppliceWed May 17 1995 18:313
    >(and it's not the alcohol, either!)
    
     That's a switch.
12.4632CSOA1::LEECHWed May 17 1995 18:392
    I have nothing to hate today.  It's marvelously dreary outside.  We
    could use a good storm to liven things up, though.
12.4633BIGQ::SILVADiabloThu May 18 1995 03:423

	we played our softball game......
12.4634Talk HardSNOV18::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnThu May 18 1995 06:575
    It's raining ! How bloody annoying... I've also got my most excellent
    black swede jacket, which, because I'ma lazy git, has not been scotch
    guarded (no cracks about rain being nothing like scotch).
    
    Poo. It's expensive too :*(
12.4635CBHVAX::CBHLager LoutThu May 18 1995 07:105
>    black swede jacket, which, because I'ma lazy git, has not been scotch

does that mean it's made of Scandinavians or turnips?

Chris.
12.4636CALDEC::RAHan outlaw in townThu May 18 1995 09:074
    
    code freeze crunch
    
    hard choices
12.4637GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed LadyThu May 18 1995 12:086
    
    
    lower back pain.  don't know  where the hell it came from, but it
    couldn't have come a less opportune...
    
    
12.4638PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BThu May 18 1995 13:555
>>    code freeze crunch

	not to be confused with code-on-a-stick

12.4639WAHOO::LEVESQUEluxure et suppliceThu May 18 1995 14:021
     Similar, however, to the spec review crunch (same coating).
12.4640Let me outta this thing!DECLNE::REESEToreDown,I'mAlmostLevelW/theGroundThu May 18 1995 14:136
    TTHY:
    
    Yet another MRI to see how big the existing spurs have gotten and
    how many new ones have sprouted :-(
    
    
12.4641POBOX::BATTISLand shark,pool sharkThu May 18 1995 15:117
    
    A visit to the dentist this a.m. at 7:00 for a cleaning, my dental
    hygenist is named "knuckles", a woman who REALLY loves her job.
    My teeth are nice and clean, but I wonder if she left any enamel
    in her exuberance.
    
    Mark
12.4642TROOA::COLLINSmust ipso facto half not beThu May 18 1995 15:147
    
    <--- I had one like that once!  My mouth felt like it had 
         been flossed by Israeli commandos.
    
    
        :^)
    
12.4643GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed LadyThu May 18 1995 16:096
    
    
    pardon moi, but what are "spurs" (other than the things on boots/shoes)
    and how did they get in you????
    
    
12.4644SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBe vewy caweful of yapping zebwasThu May 18 1995 16:173
    
    Calcium deposits...
    
12.4645POBOX::BATTISLand shark,pool sharkThu May 18 1995 16:222
    
    Not to be confused with bank deposits.
12.4646HBFDT1::SCHARNBERGSenior KodierwurstThu May 18 1995 16:271
12.4647POBOX::BATTISLand shark,pool sharkThu May 18 1995 16:483
    
    spurs, current team of San Antonio, led by David Robinson and multi
    hair colored, Dennis Rodman.
12.4648DECLNE::REESEToreDown,I'mAlmostLevelW/theGroundThu May 18 1995 20:0211
    .4643
    
    Spurs are calcium deposits, but when they are hanging off each
    and every vertebrae they are known as Spondylosis (another form
    of arthritis).
    
    The neurosurgeon removed 6 spurs and fused 2 vertebrae 2 years ago;
    I knew there could be additional problems, I had hoped it wouldn't
    be so soon.
    
    
12.4649TROOA::COLLINSmust ipso facto half not beThu May 18 1995 21:063
    
    ssssssllllllllooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww backups.
    
12.4650COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertThu May 18 1995 21:33258
re .4123

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12.4651Little tiny hairs...NASAU::GUILLERMOBut the world still goes round and roundThu May 18 1995 21:345
re: .4647 >and multi hair colored, Dennis Rodman.

How many hairs does Dennis Rodman have colored?

(This feels an awful lot like that "angels on a pin head" question.)
12.4652MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuaryThu May 18 1995 21:374
    
    Yeah, except in this case, it's a colors on a pinhead question.
    
    -b
12.4653Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnFri May 19 1995 01:273
    .4643 - Spurs are the greatest football team on earth.
    
    .4646 - Not since the traitor decided to go back to bayern (sp?)
12.4654HBFDT1::SCHARNBERGSenior KodierwurstFri May 19 1995 07:575
    No, he *is* still playing for the spurs, he'll be going to a tournament
    in Hongkong with them. So he said on telly.
    
    And  I  say, he should have stayed with the spurs. He'll get dumped
    in Bayern, look at Papin and Trappatoni.
12.4655POBOX::BATTISLand shark,pool sharkFri May 19 1995 12:163
    
    yo John, if you read the memo carefully, it said not to post it in
    the notesfiles!!!
12.4656NETCAD::WOODFORDUSER ERROR::ReplaceUser/PressAnyKeyToCont.Fri May 19 1995 12:5331
    
    
    TTHLastNight:  As I was out of school, and had my first free
    thursday night in months, I went out after work with a good 
    friend of mine that I rarely get to spend time with lately.
    We decided to make it an early night, and I got home about 10:00pm.
    
    When I walked in the door, I found Alan sitting on the couch, 
    on the phone, and he was crying. :((  He was talking to his dad.
    His aunt, who he has always been very close to, more so than his
    own mother at times, had a massive coronary yesterday, and is not
    expected to survive.  I felt terrible for him.  I've never seen him
    this upset about anything before. :((  We were up for hours after that
    while he talked about all the memories of his aunt.  How much he loved 
    to stay  with her family every time they went to Connecticut, how 
    terrible her scrambled eggs were, how her idea of a good steak was
    cooked in a frying pan, how they were the poorest people in the 
    family, but always the happiest too.  Made me cry.
    
    I knew he was in tough shape about it when we got up this morning, he
    hugged the kids, read them a story while they were eating breakfast,
    (which was scrambled eggs that he decided to make for them) and then
    called in sick to work. (He's been out sick twice in over two years.)
    
    You all know how non-religious I am, but in this case, I'd really
    appreciate it if you all could say a prayer for his Aunt Betty.
    
    Thanks,
    
    Terrie
    
12.4657HANNAH::MODICAJourneyman NoterFri May 19 1995 13:044
    
    Will do Terrie,
    
    Hope things work out somehow.
12.4658COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertFri May 19 1995 13:248
    
>    yo John, if you read the memo carefully, it said not to post it in
>    the notesfiles!!!

You didn't read it carefully.  It says don't post unauthorized warnings
in notesfiles.  This is an authorized warning.  It may be posted.

/john
12.4659I was thinking San AntonioREFINE::KOMARThe BarbarianFri May 19 1995 13:361
	I thought the Spurs played basketball, wait wrong Spurs
12.4660POLAR::RICHARDSONIndeedy Do Da DayFri May 19 1995 13:431
    I thought spurs jingle jangle jingled.
12.4661MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuaryFri May 19 1995 14:4022
    Since around 6:15 PM last night, I have had a steadily progressing
    pain in the lower right quadrant of my abdomen. It doesn't hurt
    to press on it... it hurts to release it. If I bend over and then
    sit up, it hurts real bad...

    I know what this means, generally. It's a symptom of either
    appendicitis (not too bad) or divirticulitus (worse). I've
    had divirticulitus in the past... I was in the hospital and
    laid up for a total of 5 weeks in 1981.

    I'm taking my temperature every couple of hours... so far, it's
    normal, but the pain is getting worse.

    Although I have medical insurance, it's through and HMO and the
    selection of doctors isn't very good... and I don't have disability
    insurance. This could turn out to be a major thing to hate, since
    as a contractor, it's "no work? no pay!".

    Gack.

    -b
12.4663OOTOOL::CHELSEAMostly harmless.Fri May 19 1995 15:016
    Re: .4661
    
    The standard test for appendicitis is, using the right hand, place the
    thumb on the belly button and the pinky on the hip bone.  The middle
    finger is aligned over the spot where the appendix lies.  If that spot
    is exquisitely sensitive, you might well have appendicitis.
12.4664POLAR::RICHARDSONIndeedy Do Da DayFri May 19 1995 15:021
    It could be a hernia.
12.4665NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Fri May 19 1995 15:041
What's this?  Doc-in-the-box?
12.4667POBOX::BATTISLand shark,pool sharkFri May 19 1995 16:042
    
    I prefer Jack-in-the-box myself. TYVM
12.4668POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Creamy PresentsFri May 19 1995 16:372
    
    It could be ovulation.
12.4670hateful snarfPOBOX::BATTISLand shark,pool sharkFri May 19 1995 19:202
    
    
12.4671Bernardo Trial finally startsTROOA::TRP109::Chrisdedicated sybariteFri May 19 1995 20:376
Well all the details in the Paul Bernardo/Karla Holmoka case were made public.  The 
opening statements were yesterday and were reprinted in todays papers.  I don't know 
whether to cry or throw up..... it is beyond my compression how anyone could be so 
depraved. And the Karla deserves to be hung with her ex-husband.  She had the opportunity 
at least twice to release Kristen French (the 2nd girl killed ) and didn't because she was 
afraid of what Paul would do.
12.4672REFINE::KOMARThe BarbarianFri May 19 1995 20:534
TTHY:
	Plans falling through for tomorrow night, I'm bummed.

ME
12.4673GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed LadyFri May 19 1995 21:014
    
    
    well, most people are bummed...else how would they sit down??  :>
    
12.4674Is it pun time?REFINE::KOMARThe BarbarianFri May 19 1995 21:085
<groan>

	Do we need half-arsed responses like that?  We better nip it in the butt.

ME
12.4675GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed LadyFri May 19 1995 21:2010
    
    
    i take it you did not like my little funny...oh well...
    
    
    
    (people who are told when we are meeting someone andwhen to be ready
    and when you go to get them at that time,they are not in their office,
    and when they get back, they aren't ready to leave....men...)
    
12.4676OOTOOL::CHELSEAMostly harmless.Sat May 20 1995 16:351
    Houston.  At least it's not August.
12.4677Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnMon May 22 1995 00:184
    I can't remember what my TTHT is !! Ohhhhh yeah.... Phone ringing twice
    last night, once at 4:00am and again at 6:00am, I didn't get to bed
    until about 1:30 so I was not amused getting up a 7 after about 3 hours
    sleep.
12.4678Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnMon May 22 1995 01:064
    That wasn't it. I've just remembered my real TTHLastNight
    
    I was watching 60 Minutes, they had a report on English soccer
    violence, that made me ashamed to say I am English.
12.4679reposted with 80 character formatting WAHOO::LEVESQUEluxure et suppliceMon May 22 1995 13:1615
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TROOA::TRP109::Chris "dedicated sybarite"             6 lines  19-MAY-1995 16:37
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--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Well all the details in the Paul Bernardo/Karla Holmoka case were made 
    public. The opening statements were yesterday and were reprinted in 
    todays papers.  I don't know whether to cry or throw up..... it is 
    beyond my compression how anyone could be so depraved. And the Karla 
    deserves to be hung with her ex-husband.  She had the opportunity at 
    least twice to release Kristen French (the 2nd girl killed ) and didn't 
    because she was afraid of what Paul would do.
    
12.4680TROOA::COLLINSOn a wavelength far from home.Mon May 22 1995 21:223
    
    Hayfever (and why is called `fever', anyways?)
    
12.4681Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnTue May 23 1995 04:251
    forgot to go to lunch !! :*\
12.4682GIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Tue May 23 1995 04:494
You didn't miss anything interesting....



12.4683Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnTue May 23 1995 05:404
    I'm not that hungry really, so it's not too bad. Besides, it's diet
    time again, I went a little, errrrrrr, shall  we say over the top
    during the past couple of weeks and have gained a considerable amount
    of weight.
12.4684HBFDT1::SCHARNBERGSenior KodierwurstTue May 23 1995 09:122
    TTHY:
    	p	a	i	n
12.4685REFINE::KOMARThe BarbarianTue May 23 1995 11:505
TTHT:

	Finding a mail message from a mod (needed to see that John!)

ME
12.4686CNTROL::JENNISONRevive us, Oh LordTue May 23 1995 13:308
	re: hayfever

	I agree.  Specifically, my husband's hayfever is a TTHT.

	As much as I love spring, I'm anxiously awaiting June.  

	Karen
12.4687CALDEC::RAHa wind from the EastTue May 23 1995 14:114
    
    glorious biking weather and my road bike is back in kaliph.
    
    2 - 3 week extension to my stay in the commonwealth. 
12.4688yellow perilCBHVAX::CBHLager LoutTue May 23 1995 15:037
re hayfever again,

I always thought I didn't suffer from that stuff, until a load of
bloody rape appeared all over the place.  Pretty bad for the eyes,
too.

Chris.
12.4689GOOEY::JUDYThat's Ms. Bitch to you!Tue May 23 1995 17:168
    
    
    	grumble...I'm wearing white today so I decided not
    	to get the chicken parm in the cafe knowing full well
    	if I did, I'd be wearing some of the sauce.  So I got
    	the roast beef instead......and ended up wearing some
    	of the gravy!  harumph.
    
12.4690SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBe vewy caweful of yapping zebwasTue May 23 1995 17:328
    
    Fork and knife...
    
    NNTTM...
    
    
     :) :) :) :)
    
12.4691GOOEY::JUDYThat's Ms. Bitch to you!Tue May 23 1995 17:386
    
    
    
    			ppppppffffffttttttthhhhhhhhh!
    
    
12.4692TROOA::COLLINSOn a wavelength far from home.Tue May 23 1995 19:166
    
    Sunburned scalp due to thinning hair (and ozone).  Looks like 
    I'll have to wear a hat all summer.
    
    :^(
    
12.4693MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Tue May 23 1995 19:172
This is one of the things we learn, John.

12.4694POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Deadly WeaponsTue May 23 1995 20:222
    
    Put sunblock on your scalp!  They make non-greasy kinds.
12.4695MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Tue May 23 1995 21:106
There's a commercial running on the radio now for some sort of "head cleaner"
which claims that pattern baldness isn't caused by genetics or hormones or
anything of the sort, but it's just that your follicles are all clogged up
with bad shampoos and the like and all you really need to do to get your
hair to grow back is use their product to unclog your follicles.

12.4696BUSY::SLABOUNTYTrouble with a capital 'T'Tue May 23 1995 21:163
    
    	Are you going to report back tomorrow and let us know if it works?
    
12.4697MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Tue May 23 1995 21:172
Insufficient vanity to GAS, Shawn.

12.4698TROOA::COLLINSOn a wavelength far from home.Wed May 24 1995 00:366
    
    I bought a hat tonight at Eddie Bauer.  I wanted grey, but grey isn't
    in this season.  This season it's sage green.
    
    I don't mind that my hair is thinning, I just mind the sunburn!
    
12.4699Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnWed May 24 1995 01:2110
    Finding out last night that I will have to move out of my current
    apartment before 18th June because the landlord will be re-decorating
    for at least 3 weeks. :^(   - I liked that place too, oooh well, just
    have to find somewhere closer to the pub now !
    
    TTHT - Having to move desk again..... DEB ! I get the feeling we are
    living simular lives on opposite sides of the world. I mean, I have
    been to just as many countries, lived in three of them, been to over 40
    states of the US, moved office with Digital 5 times and moved desk at
    least 15 times !!!!!!! 
12.4700Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnWed May 24 1995 01:221
    SNARF !
12.4701BIGQ::SILVADiabloWed May 24 1995 02:003

	I think Homer Simpson used that stuff for his hair once. :-)
12.4702POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Deadly WeaponsWed May 24 1995 02:374
    
    Do you know, Martin, I moved again today.  I've got it down to a
    science now after what, 7 moves since September 8^)?
    
12.4703Next, try this head demagnetizer for hair restoralDECWIN::RALTOIt's a small third world after allWed May 24 1995 03:2723
    >> There's a commercial running on the radio now for some sort of
    >> "head cleaner"...
    >> ...and all you really need to do to get your
    >> hair to grow back is use their product to unclog your follicles.
    
    Steer clear if the bottle of "head cleaner" is labelled "Radio Shack"
    and comes with a small supply of Q-tips...
    
    Then again, maybe it would work just as well.
    
    
    re: sunburned scalp
    
    One of life's little moments I'll never forget was putting my hand
    on my head years ago and feeling an unexpected and unprecedented pain.
    It actually took several seconds before I realized what it was, to
    my utter astonishment.  In a strange reversal, it was adding injury
    to insult.  Yet if I wear a dreaded old man cap, thus covering the
    radiator, I overheat way too quickly.  I guess I'll try the non-gooey
    sunblock that my wife has been trying to tell me about.  It had better
    not smell like baby lotion or some other sweetie-pie potion.
    
    Chris
12.4704Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnWed May 24 1995 04:254
    Debz... 7 MOVES !!! Holy-ka-smolie !!
    
    I have moved 4 times since September, however, one move was about
    12,000 miles !!!!!! So I guess we're even ! :*)
12.4705CALDEC::RAHa wind from the EastWed May 24 1995 13:155
    
    dissapointment of watching the home town boys get slaughtered
    by the redwings in detroit.
    
    come on you guys!!
12.4706POLAR::RICHARDSONIndeedy Do Da DayWed May 24 1995 14:161
    Not driving.
12.4707NETCAD::WOODFORDUSER ERROR::ReplaceUser/PressAnyKeyToCont.Wed May 24 1995 14:3112
    
    
    TTHYesterday:  Went to the eye doctor yesterday.  As if
    sticking a needle in my eye, causing me severe pain, and
    totally nauseating me wasn't enough, she then had to inform
    me that I needed bifocals. :(  I guess I really am getting
    old.... :(
    
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.4708SMURF::BINDERFather, Son, and Holy SpigotWed May 24 1995 15:357
    .4707
    
    Sorry about the needle.
    
    As for bifocals, see if you can use the lineless ones.  I've had mine,
    trademarked Varilux(R) Comfort, for about a week, and after the initial
    adjustment period I'm finding them great.
12.4709The inhale...SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBe vewy caweful of yapping zebwasWed May 24 1995 15:544
    
    <---------
    
    To each his own...
12.4710NETCAD::WOODFORDUSER ERROR::ReplaceUser/PressAnyKeyToCont.Wed May 24 1995 17:5916
    
    
    I did go with the 'progressive' lenses.  They don't
    look like bifocals at all, but they are tough to get
    used to.  The frames are much smaller and lighter
    than what I'm used to also, but I think I'll be ok with
    them after a bit.
    
    The hardest part is just knowing that I turned thirty
    and started wearing bifocals all in the same year. :}
    
    
    Thanks,
    
    Terrie
    
12.4711NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed May 24 1995 18:031
I know a 13-year-old who wears bifocals.
12.4712love them bifocalsBRAT::MINICHINOWed May 24 1995 18:0911
    Terri, 
    
    I've been wearing progressives for about 5 years now. I'm 30 going on 
    31. They have so many different things now for eye glasses. I spent a
    bit extra and got great frames and flat lenses. I love them. 
    
    I have coke bottle bottoms and you'd never know it now. It takes a bit
    to get used to, but seeing is believing..
    
    shell
    
12.4713NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed May 24 1995 18:123
>    I have coke bottle bottoms and you'd never know it now.

You wear figure-flattering clothes?
12.4714NETCAD::WOODFORDUSER ERROR::ReplaceUser/PressAnyKeyToCont.Wed May 24 1995 18:2913
    
    
    Yup, I have coke bottle bottoms too.  Unfortunately, even
    with the featherweight lenses,  they are still very very 
    thick. :(
    
    
    But.....at least I can still see.....
    
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.4715CSOA1::LEECHWed May 24 1995 19:523
    Humidity that matches the current temporature.
    
    Back to normal Cincinnati weather.  It's going to rain later, too.
12.4716temperaturePOWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Deadly WeaponsWed May 24 1995 19:551
    
12.4717POLAR::RICHARDSONIndeedy Do Da DayWed May 24 1995 20:193
    <--- Go home, take a couple of aspirin and lots of fluids and crawl
    into bed. This should help that temperature of yours. Poor sweet thing.
    8-\
12.4718POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Deadly WeaponsWed May 24 1995 20:382
    
    Do you make house calls, Dr.Glenn?
12.4719POLAR::RICHARDSONIndeedy Do Da DayWed May 24 1995 20:391
    Yes, all right, you talked me into it.
12.4720POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Deadly WeaponsWed May 24 1995 20:524
    
    I certainly seem to be having a lucky day 8^).  Perhaps I should play
    the lottery?
    
12.4721CSOA1::LEECHWed May 24 1995 20:553
    re: .4716
    
    I knew that!  Really I did.
12.4722Monovision contacts were easiest to adjust toDECLNE::REESEToreDown,I'mAlmostLevelW/theGroundWed May 24 1995 21:0211
    Terrie,
    
    I have the progressive lenses, but mine are rather large.  I tend
    to think it might be a little more difficult adjusting if the 
    actual lense is smaller.
    
    I really need to get a grip and go back to wearing my monovision
    contact lenses; these are gas-perms, one lense is the bifocal the
    other the distance lense....the brain does the adjusting :-)
    
    
12.4723CALDEC::RAHa wind from the EastWed May 24 1995 21:332
    
    falling on my butt numerous times
12.4724MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed May 24 1995 23:412
HoHo! Some fun, that skating, eh, RAH?

12.4725Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnThu May 25 1995 02:302
    Sheesh I feel really tired today. My whole body is crying out for
    sleep.
12.4726POWDML::CKELLYCute Li'l RascalThu May 25 1995 07:552
    oh dear, i must still need more sleep, i thot martin's body was
    crying out for sheep!
12.4727SUBPAC::SADINWe the people?Thu May 25 1995 11:336
    
    re: bifocals
    
    	My 5yr old daughter wears bifocals......
    
    jim
12.4728GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA memberThu May 25 1995 11:526
    
    
    And she is adorable.....good thing whe looks like Mommy. ;')
    
    
    Mike
12.4729:-)ROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150kts is TOO slow!Thu May 25 1995 12:235
re: .4728

Jim's 5 year old daughter looks like your mother????

Bob
12.4730GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150kts is TOO slow!Thu May 25 1995 12:244
My house has depreciated $22,000 in the past 4 years, making it worth $8,000
less than I owe on it.

Bob
12.4731SUBPAC::SADINWe the people?Thu May 25 1995 12:268
    
    
>    And she is adorable.....good thing whe looks like Mommy. ;')
    
    	agreed! :*)
    
    
    jim (one ugly SOB and proud of it!)
12.4732NETCAD::WOODFORDUSER ERROR::ReplaceUser/PressAnyKeyToCont.Thu May 25 1995 12:399
    
    
    Jim!  That's not true!  Your kids have traits of
    both you and Lisa, and they are both adorable!
    (So are BOTH of their parents!) :*)
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.4733POWDML::CKELLYCute Li'l RascalThu May 25 1995 12:425
    no, no, no, Terrie.  pay attention!  jim's the guy who is one
    ugly SOB, but has the cutest butt :-))))))))))))))))
    
    and jim, your kids are gorgeous.  they are even quiet models.  i like
    that :-))))))))))))))
12.4734MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Thu May 25 1995 13:375
> they are even quiet models.  i like that :-))))))))))))))

I noticed that, too. Even the Judge caused more of a disturbance than Jim's
kids.

12.4735GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA memberThu May 25 1995 13:514
    
    Hearing that my sister is having problems with her second pregnancy. 
    She lost the first baby......this really blows.
    
12.4736SMURF::MSCANLONalliaskofmyselfisthatiholdtogetherThu May 25 1995 13:5812
    re: .4730
    
    I know how it feels.  My condo, the last remaining posession
    I share with my ex-husband (we fondly y refer to it as "hell"), 
    has depreciated $28,000 in 8 years, making it worth ~$20,000 le
    less than we paid for it.  
    
    Needless to say, I have not been successful in getting my name
    off the mortgage......  :-( :-(
    
    
    
12.4737POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Deadly WeaponsThu May 25 1995 14:032
    
    I'm sorry, Mike 8^(.  I hope all goes well.
12.4738SUBPAC::SADINWe the people?Thu May 25 1995 14:2511
    
    
    	Hope all goes well Mike.
    
    
    re: box-babes
    
    	thanks ladies...I feel better now...:*)
    
    
    jim
12.4739NETCAD::WOODFORDUSER ERROR::ReplaceUser/PressAnyKeyToCont.Thu May 25 1995 14:309
    
    
    Oh Mike, I'm sorry.  I hope things turn out well.
    
    
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.4740CSOA1::LEECHThu May 25 1995 15:043
    Sorry to hear about that, Mike.  I'll add your sister to my prayer list.
    
    -steve
12.4741GOOEY::JUDYThat's Ms. Bitch to you!Thu May 25 1995 18:069
    
    
    	The partial-take-home midterm from he double hockey sticks.
    
    	2.5 hours last night and another 2 hours (at least) today.
    
    	The really fun part is I get put in another 2.5 hours tonite
    	when we finish the rest of the exam in class!
    
12.4742:) :)SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBe vewy caweful of yapping zebwasThu May 25 1995 18:1319
    
    <------
    
    Judy....
    
    If you put on your white shoes, and click your heels three times, it's
    guaranteed to make the exam disappear...
    
    
    
    
      Or is it, you disappear and you get an incomplete on the exam...
    
     I can never keep it straight with those darn white shoes...
    
     Oh well... best to wait until after Memorial Day.. then the results
    change...
    
    
12.4743GOOEY::JUDYThat's Ms. Bitch to you!Thu May 25 1995 19:1714
    
    
    
    	Andy...
    
    
    
    			PPPPPPPFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
    
    
    
    	(insert sarcasm here)  I just can't *wait* to see what her final
    	is going to be like.
    
12.4744POLAR::RICHARDSONIndeedy Do Da DayThu May 25 1995 19:324
    You can wear white shoes in Canada after Victoria Day which was the
    22nd.
    
    I like celebrating Victoria Day, yes I do.
12.4745REFINE::KOMARThe BarbarianThu May 25 1995 19:373
Do you get to go out with someone named Victoria?

ME
12.4746POLAR::RICHARDSONIndeedy Do Da DayThu May 25 1995 19:381
    Some can I suppose.
12.4747OUTSRC::HEISERMaranatha!Thu May 25 1995 19:581
    He won't tell, it's Victoria's secret.
12.4748POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Deadly WeaponsThu May 25 1995 20:094
    
    Oh, I got a Victoria's Secret catalogue in the mail yesterday.  
    
    Perhaps I should make some purchases in late celebration of Victoria Day.
12.4749TROOA::COLLINSOn a wavelength far from home.Thu May 25 1995 20:115
    
    I'll pay if you send photos!!
    
    :^)
    
12.4750POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Deadly WeaponsThu May 25 1995 20:133
    
    Ah, you'll be sorry - I look more like Queen Victoria than those women
    in the catalogue 8^).
12.4751CBHVAX::CBHLager LoutThu May 25 1995 20:3013
12.4752SMURF::BINDERFather, Son, and Holy SpigotThu May 25 1995 20:375
12.4753CBHVAX::CBHLager LoutThu May 25 1995 20:395
re .4572,

aha, another Pentium user!  :)

Chris.
12.4754SMURF::BINDERFather, Son, and Holy SpigotThu May 25 1995 20:402
    Oh, I see.  Your calculation was performed on a Pentium.  I can handle
    that.
12.4755CBHVAX::CBHLager LoutThu May 25 1995 20:414
Don't hassle my with riddles, it's late in the evening and I've
had a bad day!

Chris.
12.4756SMURF::BINDERFather, Son, and Holy SpigotThu May 25 1995 20:441
    Drown your sorrows, Chris.  Try Newcy, it'll do you right.
12.4757CBHVAX::CBHLager LoutThu May 25 1995 20:486
>    Drown your sorrows, Chris.  Try Newcy, it'll do you right.

it's worse than that, I've started on the red wine now!!  And it smells
like my curry's about ready...

Chris.
12.4758SMURF::BINDERFather, Son, and Holy SpigotThu May 25 1995 20:491
    Oh, if you're having a curry, you ought to be drinking McEwan's, wot?
12.4759CBHVAX::CBHLager LoutThu May 25 1995 20:586
>    Oh, if you're having a curry, you ought to be drinking McEwan's, wot?

I've got a 'fridge full of McEwan's, but if feels like my mouth has
wall-to-wall carpeting after a couple of pints!

Chris.
12.4760SMURF::BINDERFather, Son, and Holy SpigotThu May 25 1995 21:061
    Have a couple more pints, the feeling will go away.
12.4761Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnFri May 26 1995 00:298
    re : .4726 - 'scuse me ;*) ;*)
    
    re : .4751
    
    > parked on a roundabout with nothing to do but gob on cars passing
    > below us.
    
    Been there, done that !! :*) ahhh the joys of the Mcarpark25
12.4762Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnFri May 26 1995 00:399
    TTHT - I'm all up tight about this moving thing. I have a feeling it's
    going to cause no end of problems and cost a load of dosh which I don't
    have. Sheesh how depressing. 
    
    Actually it's really not that bad. The biggest problem is that the last
    day I have in this particular place is a Friday. I was originally told
    it would be a Sunday, which would have made things a lot easier.
    
    Ahhhhh well, what the hell, it's the weekend soon.
12.4763MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Fri May 26 1995 01:308
> 				The biggest problem is that the last
>    day I have in this particular place is a Friday. I was originally told
>    it would be a Sunday, which would have made things a lot easier.

Well, that's just dandy. Now any international postal parcels will have
to be forwarded to a new address. Damn convenient time your landlord picked
to displace you, I must say, Martin.

12.4764Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnFri May 26 1995 01:409
    It'll be fine Jack. The agent will hold any mail for me, so I can pick
    it up from him. The agent is one heck of a bloke. This guy is 86 years
    old, he's an ex-boxer, big name in Sydeny back in the 30's. He still
    trains every night for about an hour and is very fit. He uses no
    walking aids and still has quite a good pace on him. He was the guy
    who promoted Wrigleys Gum, Pepsi and Coca-Cola in Australia and he made
    one big wad on it too.
    
    The landlord however, is a greedy sob and a pain in the butt.
12.4765Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnFri May 26 1995 01:412
    Anyway, I'm sure I can wait another couple of days for that blow-up
    doll you're sending me !!! :*)
12.4766I saw, I was thereGRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA memberFri May 26 1995 12:3110
    
    
    
    RE: Miss Deb,
    
    A vision of lovliness such as yourself......well, I'd pay good money
    for those pics. :')
    
    
    Mike
12.4767SUBURB::COOKSHalf Man,Half BiscuitFri May 26 1995 13:265
    Having a bad dose of Wembley fever.
    
    I woke up feverish in bed last night,dreaming that Reading had beaten
    Bolton 3-0. Sad,but true.
    
12.4768Foot tapping musicCOVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertFri May 26 1995 13:555
>    Ah, you'll be sorry - I look more like Queen Victoria than those women
>    in the catalogue 8^).

	a regular royal queen, I ween?

12.4769BIGQ::SILVADiabloFri May 26 1995 14:065

	When I have trouble sleeping a couple of nights in a row cuz I did
something to screw up my back. Not sure when, where, or how, but I can only
speculate it happened while playing softball.....
12.4770WAHOO::LEVESQUEluxure et suppliceFri May 26 1995 14:159
    >Not sure when, where, or how, but I can only
    >speculate it happened while playing softball.....
    
     Hoho!
    
    TTHT:
    
    Error: your system is not authorized to use the Internet relay server.
    
12.4771REFINE::KOMARThe BarbarianFri May 26 1995 14:265
Definate TTHT:

	Leaving the 'box

ME
12.4772CALDEC::RAHa wind from the EastFri May 26 1995 16:172
    
    seeing the sharks get their tails whacked again by those redwings.
12.4773TROOA::COLLINSOn a wavelength far from home.Fri May 26 1995 16:256
    
    Installing ethernet boards in Venturis 560s.  Damn, those slots are
    tight.  After 18 of the things, my thumbs are in serious pain!
    
    9 more to go.  Yikes!
    
12.4774GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed LadyFri May 26 1995 17:335
    
    
    tth:  not having any real plans for a 3-day holiday weekend...as usual...
    
    
12.4775And I was supposed to be out of her at 1:00...NETCAD::WOODFORDUSER ERROR::ReplaceUser/PressAnyKeyToCont.Fri May 26 1995 17:3912
    
    
    Raq...I'll take your lack of plans over what I have to do this weekend
    any day.
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Terrie, not looking forward to the long weekend
    
12.4776ooh, er! Mrs!WAHOO::LEVESQUEluxure et suppliceFri May 26 1995 17:423
    >And I was supposed to be out of her at 1:00...
    
     I know the feeling. ;>
12.4777{cough}SMURF::BINDERFather, Son, and Holy SpigotFri May 26 1995 17:423
    .4775
    
    > -< And I was supposed to be out of her at 1:00... >-
12.4778NETCAD::WOODFORDUSER ERROR::ReplaceUser/PressAnyKeyToCont.Fri May 26 1995 17:4413
    
    
    Oh my, I'm turning very red right now!!!  I'm so embarrassed!
    
    
    
    
    I'll go crawl off in a corner and die of embarrassment now.....
    
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.4779HANNAH::MODICAJourneyman NoterFri May 26 1995 17:594
    
    -< And I was supposed to be out of her at 1:00... >-
    
    I'm speechless, curious, but speechless.
12.4780NETCAD::WOODFORDUSER ERROR::ReplaceUser/PressAnyKeyToCont.Fri May 26 1995 18:0313
    
    
    
    Out of *HERE*...it was supposed to say 'Out of HERE'.
    
    
    
    
    
    
    :*)
    Terrie
    
12.4781GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA memberFri May 26 1995 18:053
    
    
    But it's more fun for us the other way, Terrie. :')
12.4782NETCAD::WOODFORDUSER ERROR::ReplaceUser/PressAnyKeyToCont.Fri May 26 1995 18:1012
    
    
    
    
    Figures......
    
    
    
    
    :*)
    Terrie
    
12.4783BUSY::SLABOUNTYTrouble with a capital 'T'Fri May 26 1995 18:104
    
    	If it weren't for speiling mistakes, there'd be alot less entries
    	in here since most of the replies are discussions of same.  8^)
    
12.4784NETCAD::WOODFORDUSER ERROR::ReplaceUser/PressAnyKeyToCont.Fri May 26 1995 18:1110
    
    
    
    And you're a case in point Shawn.  'Speiling', huh? :*)
    
    
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.4785BUSY::SLABOUNTYTrouble with a capital 'T'Fri May 26 1995 18:186
    
    	Hopefully that was obvious enough that you knew I did it in-
    	tentionally.
    
    	8^)
    
12.4786NETCAD::WOODFORDUSER ERROR::ReplaceUser/PressAnyKeyToCont.Fri May 26 1995 18:1911
    
    
    
    That's what they all say.......
    
    
    
    
    :*)
    Terrie
    
12.4787The special-effects miracle of finger-wagging dinosDECWIN::RALTOIt's a small third world after allFri May 26 1995 18:347
    For some reason, "speiling" made me think of:
    
    Coming soon, to a notes conference near you, directed by
    Steven Spellberg, "Pedantic Park", where the T-Rex's eat
    you for supper if you don't spell your words right.
    
    Chris
12.4788CSOA1::LEECHFri May 26 1995 19:267
    re: .4774
    
    You are not alone, Raq.  I too, find myself planless.  If you get bored, 
    feel free to head up to the greater Cincinnati area, I'll be happy to 
    show you around. 
    
    8^) 
12.4789CSOA1::LEECHFri May 26 1995 19:283
    re: .4785
    
    A likely story!
12.47908^)BUSY::SLABOUNTYTrouble with a capital 'T'Fri May 26 1995 19:493
    
    	Thank you for noticing.
    
12.4791CALDEC::RAHa wind from the EastSun May 28 1995 20:433
    
    watching the season end for the SJ Shaarks.
    
12.4792CALDEC::RAHa wind from the EastSun May 28 1995 21:404
    
    falling on my chin again whilst practicing snap turns at the rink.
    
    why wasn't i warned that ice skating is a contact sport?
12.4793MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Sun May 28 1995 22:413
TTHT:
    Pool water is 52 degrees F.

12.4794Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnMon May 29 1995 00:452
    Had a bad weekend :^( How depressing..... I hate that. Last night was
    probably the worst... {humph}
12.4795BIGQ::SILVADiabloMon May 29 1995 03:075
| <<< Note 12.4793 by MOLAR::DELBALSO "I (spade) my (dogface)" >>>

| Pool water is 52 degrees F.

	Put any one of the babes in, and the water will heat up rather quickly!
12.4796fat arrogant donut-eating swineMKOTS3::CASHMONa kind of human gom jabbarMon May 29 1995 04:5214
    
    Nashua cops.
    
    
    
    
    Yes, I got a ticket tonight.  Want to make something out of it?
    Mumblegrumblemumble....
    
    
    
    
    Rob
    
12.4797CALDEC::RAHa wind from the EastMon May 29 1995 14:004
    
    idjit car fanciers revving their engines outside my hotel window.
    
    after midnight.
12.4798POLAR::RICHARDSONIndeedy Do Da DayMon May 29 1995 14:051
    A quiet box today.
12.4799ahemPOWDML::CKELLYCute Li'l RascalMon May 29 1995 14:071
    IS THIS BETTER, GLENN?Z
12.4800POLAR::RICHARDSONIndeedy Do Da DayMon May 29 1995 14:123
    Well, I guess I asked for it didn't I?
    
    ;-)
12.4801oo-erPOWDML::CKELLYCute Li'l RascalMon May 29 1995 14:141
    Anythin g else you want to ask for?
12.4802POLAR::RICHARDSONIndeedy Do Da DayMon May 29 1995 14:161
    You're trying to get me into trouble aren't you?
12.4803POWDML::CKELLYCute Li'l RascalMon May 29 1995 14:171
    Qui, moi? {flutter,flutter}
12.4804POWDML::CKELLYCute Li'l RascalMon May 29 1995 14:205
    my little sister is 29 today.  that means she ain't so little anymore,
    which means i'm getting   
    
    old!!!!
    {shudder}
12.4805POLAR::RICHARDSONIndeedy Do Da DayMon May 29 1995 14:221
    Ah bien sacrament! Je le savait! Trouble en estit!
12.4806POWDML::CKELLYCute Li'l RascalMon May 29 1995 14:271
    OUI, OUI, MON DIEU, OUI!  ENCORE, ENCORE!!!
12.4807POLAR::RICHARDSONIndeedy Do Da DayMon May 29 1995 14:311
12.4808POWDML::CKELLYCute Li'l RascalMon May 29 1995 14:342
    tu es le roi!
    Z
12.4809POLAR::RICHARDSONIndeedy Do Da DayMon May 29 1995 14:371
    amen.
12.4810TROOA::COLLINSOn a wavelength far from home.Mon May 29 1995 15:567
    
    I suspect some network problems are ongoing at the moment...many
    otherwise busy conferences are quiet...and I'm unable to reply
    to an Internet e-mail I received.
    
    :^(
    
12.4811POLAR::RICHARDSONIndeedy Do Da DayMon May 29 1995 16:071
    since it's just you and me, one of us is the reason.
12.4812CBHVAX::CBHLager LoutMon May 29 1995 16:083
It's probably my fault, I'm good at inadvertently breaking things...

Chris.
12.4813TROOA::COLLINSOn a wavelength far from home.Mon May 29 1995 16:138
    
    Glenn,
    
    HEY...I showered before coming to work today, and I put on a clean
    shirt, too!  It can't be me!!
    
    :^)
    
12.4814POLAR::RICHARDSONIndeedy Do Da DayMon May 29 1995 16:142
    It's okay, Mr. Lout confessed and we didn't even have to poke him with
    the soft cushions.
12.4815TROOA::COLLINSOn a wavelength far from home.Mon May 29 1995 16:193
    
    So...whadda ya wanna argue about, Glenn?
    
12.4816POLAR::RICHARDSONIndeedy Do Da DayMon May 29 1995 16:531
    I told you once.
12.4817TROOA::COLLINSOn a wavelength far from home.Mon May 29 1995 17:518
    
    This is freakin' bizarre, man!  ONE new note over lunch hour.
    
    :^)
    
    Oh wait...don't the 'muricans have today off, Mister so-called Glenn
    Richardson who has the brain of a duck, you know?
    
12.4818CBHVAX::CBHLager LoutMon May 29 1995 18:476
So do the British, I'm about the only one who's daft enough to be doing
things to computers today.

Chris.

PS Stu, how did Reading get on?!
12.4819TROOA::COLLINSOn a wavelength far from home.Mon May 29 1995 18:516
    
    Yo, Hedley...I picture you looking like Ian Dury on the cover of
    `New Boots and Panties'.
    
    Close?
    
12.4820CBHVAX::CBHLager LoutMon May 29 1995 19:353
Hmm, never thought of that.  Horribly close, certainly as ugly.

Chris.
12.4821XEDON::JENSENMon May 29 1995 21:594
    Hey, quiet!  Us 'muricans are memorializing today.
    
    It's no Victoria Day, but I like it.
    
12.4822POLAR::RICHARDSONIndeedy Do Da DayMon May 29 1995 23:411
    Yes, it's no Victoria Day for sure. No sireee.
12.4823Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnMon May 29 1995 23:564
    Reading lost.... I can't believe it.... <r.o.>...... I blame myself.
    The last time I watched them at Wembley they won.
    <r.o><r.o><r.o><r.o><r.o><r.o><r.o><r.o><r.o><r.o><r.o><r.o><r.o><r.o>
    :^( :^( :^( :^( :^( :^( :^( :^( :^( :^( :^( :^( :^( :^( :^( :^( :^( :^( 
12.4824CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenTue May 30 1995 13:133
    Being back after a long and bacchanal vacation.  
    
    Brian
12.4825POLAR::RICHARDSONIndeedy Do Da DayTue May 30 1995 13:251
    You're lucky it wasn't bacchanole.
12.4826I knew these dogs were delicate, butttttttttDECLNE::REESEToreDown,I'mAlmostLevelW/theGroundTue May 30 1995 17:1612
    TTHSat:
    
    My teacup poodle Peanut jumped off the bed (normal jump) and broke
    her front leg.  Now my 3.5 lb dog has a 1.5 lb cast on her front
    leg (although the electric pink tape is a real eye-catcher).
    
    My vet was great; he drove back down from Dawsonville to see Peanut
    just 4 hours after he had closed up for the day.  He said no need
    for me to drive to emergency clinic (long drive for me) and further
    traumatize the pooch.
    
    
12.4827GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed LadyTue May 30 1995 21:3219
    
    
    
    teacup poodle??????  come on karen, get a real dog!!!!!!  :>
    
    
    my grandparents have one of those.  well, actually, they just got rid
    of him...but still...i lived with it for a couple of years...and i'll
    never have one of those again...constanly barking at nothing, always
    under foot (and i am most surprised midnight never ended up with
    anything broken)...just a plain pain...
    
    
    but still, i hope your peanut (appropriately named, too) is feeling
    better soon... :>
    
    -raq
    
    
12.4828CSC32::M_EVANSproud counter-culture McGovernikTue May 30 1995 21:354
    That someone decided they needed to try to destroy my "Arms are for
    Hugging" bumper sticker over the weekend.  
    
    meg
12.4829There are advantagesDECLNE::REESEToreDown,I'mAlmostLevelW/theGroundTue May 30 1995 22:568
    raq,
    
    Peanut IS a real dog!!  Actually, she's not as yappy as the other
    3 dogs and she knows what "lap-dog" means :-)
    
    I used to have real dogs, but real dogs make REALLY big piles of
    poop in your yard; with these 4 after 2 days it disappears :-)
    
12.4830Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnTue May 30 1995 23:425
    Got the flu... I knew it was coming, just didn't realize I was going to
    feel this bad when I got up this morning. :*(
    
    All the usual flu things, except the aches and pains seem to be real
    bad this time. I feel terrible. {hmmph}
12.4831Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnTue May 30 1995 23:445
    re: a few back
    
    Any dog that is smaller than a large cat it a barking rat, not a dog !
    
    :*) :*)
12.4832SEAPIG::PERCIVALI'm the NRA,USPSA/IPSC,NROI-ROWed May 31 1995 01:0718
          <<< Note 12.4831 by SNOFS1::DAVISM "Happy Harry Hard On" >>>

    
>    Any dog that is smaller than a large cat it a barking rat, not a dog !
 
	The obvious solution is to get a few of both.

	My wife likes little dogs, I like big dogs. So we have a Lhasa, at
	15 lbs, A Dandie Dinmont mix at 20 lbs, a Terrier mix that runs about
	9 lbs, a little Harl Great Dane (110 lbs) and a real dog, Male Dane
	at 165.

	The great fun is calling for pizza. The Danes don't bark at lurkers,
	the little guys go nuts.  But the Danes WILL go to the door to see who
	is there. So we have this "yip yip yip" and the poor delivery guy finds	
	himself eye to eye with Dude when I open the door. ;-)

Jim
12.4833GOOEY::JUDYThat's Ms. Bitch to you!Wed May 31 1995 01:196
    
    
    	TTHT  coming home from school tonite and finding SEVEN hangups
    		on my answering machine.  SEVEN??!!
    
    	
12.4834GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed LadyWed May 31 1995 12:4614
    
    
    got home last nite to a little notice slipped under my door from the
    gas company saying that they finally changed the gas meter they are
    required to, but they couldn't gain access to relite my appliances so 
    they shut off my gas.  hello!!!  all my appliances are electric...so 
    i had no hot water last nite or this morning.  i called them and the 
    woman i talked to told me that my apartment is only marked for gassing 
    the hot water...then why didn't they just turn the gas back on after
    the meter was changed????  'we just wanted to be sure'...couldn't you
    have called and asked me whether or not i have any gas appliances even
    tho you already know that i only use gas for hot water????
    
    
12.4835CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanWed May 31 1995 13:253

 Sore throat
12.4836GOOEY::JUDYThat's Ms. Bitch to you!Wed May 31 1995 15:488
    
    
    	harumph......
    
    	so if BlockBuster Video has "Legends of the Fall" for rentals
    	why doesn't Lechmere or WalMart have it for sale?!
    
    	
12.4837NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed May 31 1995 15:501
Because it's not fall yet?
12.4838POLAR::RICHARDSONRepetitive Glad NappingWed May 31 1995 16:041
    Perhaps you can pick up a copy of "Legends of DePaul" instead.
12.4839SUBURB::COOKSHalf Man,Half BiscuitWed May 31 1995 16:425
    Being 3.5 minutes from Premier League Football.
    
    `Nuff said. It`s just too painful to dwell over. I honestly can`t
    remember the last time i`ve felt so sick to the stomach.
    
12.4840BUSY::SLABOUNTYTrouble with a capital 'T'Wed May 31 1995 16:499
    
    	Or how about "Legends of RuPaul"?
    
    	JJ, if it just came out, the movie carries the "inflated just-
    	released" price so that rental stores are charged $80-$90 for
    	it.
    
    	So I don't think you'd want to buy it yet anyways.
    
12.4841POLAR::RICHARDSONRepetitive Glad NappingWed May 31 1995 17:241
    Or how about "Legends of Rear Stall"?
12.4842BIGQ::SILVADiabloWed May 31 1995 18:266
| <<< Note 12.4841 by POLAR::RICHARDSON "Repetitive Glad Napping" >>>

| Or how about "Legends of Rear Stall"?


	My kind of movie.... can Brad Pitt still be the star????
12.4843POLAR::RICHARDSONRepetitive Glad NappingWed May 31 1995 18:331
    Oh dear.
12.4844BIGQ::SILVADiabloWed May 31 1995 18:342
	problem glenn???
12.4845POLAR::RICHARDSONRepetitive Glad NappingWed May 31 1995 18:431
    oh dear.
12.4846BIGQ::SILVADiabloWed May 31 1995 19:551
u callin me dear???? 
12.4847POLAR::RICHARDSONRepetitive Glad NappingWed May 31 1995 19:571
    oh dear.
12.4848BIGQ::SILVADiabloWed May 31 1995 19:581
yes?
12.4849POLAR::RICHARDSONRepetitive Glad NappingWed May 31 1995 19:581
    oh dear.
12.4850POBOX::BATTISLand shark,pool sharkWed May 31 1995 20:142
    
    Glenn, a little stuck with the vocabulary are we today?
12.4851POLAR::RICHARDSONRepetitive Glad NappingWed May 31 1995 20:211
    Not only that, I seem to be using the same words over and over again too!
12.4852ROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150kts is TOO slow!Wed May 31 1995 20:537
re: .4793

>    Pool water is 52 degrees F.

Glad I didn't decide to take a quick swim to avoid the mosquitoes.

Bob
12.4853peeveSMURF::WALTERSThu Jun 01 1995 02:042
    Engineers who submit 25 new release note QARs after the deadline
    snassen frassn rassn....
12.4854GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed LadyThu Jun 01 1995 12:147
    
    tthatnite:  having plenty of 'food' in the house, but not being able
     to find anything to eat for supper...last nite was toast and
    watermelon, with salsa and chips as an appetizer...not quite haute
    cuisine, but hey, at least i didn't have a mess to clean up...
    
    
12.4855WAHOO::LEVESQUEluxure et suppliceThu Jun 01 1995 12:182
    Mega charlie horse on my left thigh, from a collision with a defender
    who was one step behind me.
12.4856GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed LadyThu Jun 01 1995 12:268
    
    
    speaking of those...i had a couple of mild ones in both my calves last
    nite as i slept...i hate those things...used to get them all the time
    as a kid growing up...mostly in my sleep...used to wake up screaming in
    pain...freaked out my stepmother the first few times it happened... :>
    
    
12.4857NETCAD::WOODFORDUSER ERROR::ReplaceUser/PressAnyKeyToCont.Thu Jun 01 1995 12:3115
    
    
    TTHLastNight:  Got to school just on time for the first day
    of class, we all sat there with no teacher for thirty minutes,
    wondering where he was.  At 6:30, someone from the offices came
    in to tell us that our teacher had been in a serious accident on 
    the way to the school, and was being airlifted to the hospital.
    She told us to write our name and phone# on a sheet of paper, and
    that she would call us.
    
    I hope he's ok... :(
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.4858GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed LadyThu Jun 01 1995 12:349
    
    
    ick....not good.  hope he's ok, too..
    
    
    but i am surprized you all waited a 1/2 hour....isn't there a like a 10
    or 15 minute grace period you give the teach and then ya can split???
    
    
12.4859NETCAD::WOODFORDUSER ERROR::ReplaceUser/PressAnyKeyToCont.Thu Jun 01 1995 12:398
    
    
    Being the first night of class, we didn't want to risk it....
    
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.4860MKOTS3::JMARTINYou-Had-Forty-Years!!!Thu Jun 01 1995 14:074
    I heard that actor Christopher Reeve (Superman) fell off a horse, broke
    his neck, and is now a quadrapalegic (sp).  That's a shame!
    
    -Jack
12.4861WMOIS::GIROUARD_CThu Jun 01 1995 14:204
    report on the radio this morning said his brain is beginning to
    swell... really not good.
    
    Chip
12.4862POLAR::RICHARDSONRepetitive Fan Club NappingThu Jun 01 1995 14:211
    Soapbox just ain't right without Debra around. 8-\
12.4863GOOEY::JUDYThat's Ms. Bitch to you!Thu Jun 01 1995 14:4810
    
    
    	Wow.  that's awful Terrie!
    
    	Yeah, Superman isn't doing very well.  He's on a respirator
    	and can't breathe on his own.  It's so sad that something so
    	pleasurable as riding a horse could cause something so severe.
    
    	JJ
    
12.4864CBHVAX::CBHLager LoutThu Jun 01 1995 14:494
I always thought that horses were nasty stupid smelly things anyway,
so this is another reason to avoid them.

Chris.
12.4865maybe not enough experience?TIS::HAMBURGERREMEMBER NOVEMBER: FREEDOM COUNTSThu Jun 01 1995 17:576
A friend whose daughter does horse shows and competitions told me
his daughter thinks it's sad but he wasn't a "good" rider therefore likely
to fall in bad situations.

Amos
12.4866GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed LadyThu Jun 01 1995 20:5014
    
    
    i agree, glenn, it just isn't the same without her around....and she
    won't be baq til the 7th....
    
    {{{argh}}}
    
    
    tth:  agreeing (rather last minutely) to go to an afterwork meeting, 
    and needing to go buy the proper attire for such a meeting...at least
    all but the underwear was on sale...
    
    
    
12.4867Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnThu Jun 01 1995 23:1325
    TTHLastNight - Well it turned out okay, but I'm gunna tell ya anyway!
    
    Yesterday morning as I was getting up for work, my flat mate was just
    returning from work (drunk)(no she's not on the game!). She stumbles in
    exclaiming she's going out for a drink and can she borrow my key as
    the other flat mate has the spare. "I'll be in when you get home" she
    says ! So, Stupid (that's me) says yeah no problem see ya later.
    
    I get home from work (having phoned at least 4 times during the day) to
    find that she isn't there (no surprise). I think....ah yes Harley (other 
    flat mate) has the spare, he'll be up the pub, go and get it. So I go to 
    the pub, Harley's not there, I think oh <r.o>. I wait...and wait....still 
    waiting..... and Harley turns up, "Hello mate, have you got a key, the 
    drunk waster has got mine" he replies "No, I told her I'd leave it on the 
    bed for her!" <r.o> brilliant, so we're locked out the apartment. I happen 
    to need to get in there desperately to do various things and get various 
    things.
    
    Anyway, we ended up staying with a friend in the end. I slept in a very
    comfortable bed, much better than mine. 
    
    As pay back, I am going to call her every day next week at 10:00 am and
    then at 11:00am. She would only have had about 2 hours sleep by then
    and being the wastoid drunk that she is, will have a hangover aswell.
    Ahhhhh paybacks great isn't it !!!
12.4868CALDEC::RAHa wind from the EastFri Jun 02 1995 01:202
    
    having a foot in the shothouse.
12.4869CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanFri Jun 02 1995 02:3011


 Staying home sick from work, and just dozing off for an afternoon
 snooze around 2PM when the phone rings...somebody from work with
 a problem :-/




 Jim
12.4870Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnFri Jun 02 1995 04:073
    Somebody's care alarm is blaring away in the car park. It's been going 
    for bloody ages now. If it doesn't stop soon, I'm gonna go and give it
    something to 'beep' at.
12.4871a .45 magnum should do the trickSNOFS2::ROBERTSONentropy qrmnuoiasennietarneceFri Jun 02 1995 04:221
    do it!   a^)
12.4872Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnFri Jun 02 1995 04:353
    Did it, done it, liked it, loved it !!!!!
    
    KABOOOM
12.4873SNOFS2::ROBERTSONentropy qrmnuoiasennietarneceFri Jun 02 1995 04:363
    i love the smell of napalm in the morning
    
    8^)
12.4874Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnFri Jun 02 1995 04:381
    Dude...It ain't morning !!!
12.4875come on 17:00SNOFS2::ROBERTSONentropy qrmnuoiasennietarneceFri Jun 02 1995 04:424
    it's friday .... 
    stayed up too late last night
    
    i love the smell of napalm in the afternoon just doesn't work
12.4876CBHVAX::CBHLager LoutFri Jun 02 1995 08:205
>                     -< a .45 magnum should do the trick >-

wot's that, then?

Chris.
12.4877WAHOO::LEVESQUEluxure et suppliceFri Jun 02 1995 11:014
    \wot's that, then?
    
     A reference to something made by someone that doesn't know the
    subject.
12.4878GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed LadyFri Jun 02 1995 12:396
    
    
    
    being rather exhausted this morning...but at least i ain't hangin'!!!
    
    
12.4880BIGQ::SILVADiabloFri Jun 02 1995 13:485

	clean shaven...... never trim when in a rush, unless one has a real
trimmer to do it with.... a bald spot between the stash and beard made me take
more time than I wanted to as I had to get rid of it all.....
12.4881that's *not* what i meant!!!!~GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed LadyFri Jun 02 1995 14:315
    
    
    remind me to {smaq} you, mr. topaz!!!
    
    
12.4882EST::RANDOLPHTom R. N1OOQFri Jun 02 1995 15:1012
>          <<< Note 12.4870 by SNOFS1::DAVISM "Happy Harry Hard On" >>>
>    Somebody's care alarm is blaring away in the car park.

Yah, at the apartments I used to live in...
One winter someone's horn relay decided it really needed to turn on at 5 AM
every morning. On the 3rd morning of this, I decided to go down and see what
the ^%#@ the problem was. As I was walking down the common hallway, every
moron in the place yelled some version of "SHADDUP" from behind their closed
doors... gee, now that's helpful...

I yanked the horn wire. Much later I found out the car belonged to some old
timer with a bad limp who (obviuosly) couldn't get around very well...
12.4883POBOX::CHRISMANFri Jun 02 1995 20:162
    same 'o, same 'o. nuttin' but a bunch of damned vultures and buzzards
    here still. i'm friggin' outta here.
12.4884BUSY::SLABOUNTYTrouble with a capital 'T'Fri Jun 02 1995 20:185
    
    	Please stay!!
    
    	It won't be the same if you leave us!!
    
12.4885GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA memberFri Jun 02 1995 20:193
    
    
    RE: -1 ;')
12.4886NETCAD::WOODFORDUSER ERROR::ReplaceUser/PressAnyKeyToCont.Sat Jun 03 1995 13:1915
    
    
    TTH:  Pain.  Major pain.  Pain so bad it made me collapse and 
    almost pass out.  I thought I was having a stroke or something.
    Fortunately, it turned out to be 'or something'.  Ovarian cysts.
    Lots of them.  A few decided to burst.
    
    
    You men have it easy, let me tell you......
    
    
    
    :(
    Terrie
    
12.4887CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanSat Jun 03 1995 13:5010


 Yow, Terrie...hope you feel better.





 Jim
12.4888WELSWS::HEDLEYLager LoutSun Jun 04 1995 22:179
TTHTWeekend,

I thought it might be a laugh to completely reconfigure my VAX
(wow, I must be bored) over the weekend, only, being a complete
pillock, I forgot to save the licence database, and ISPAK doesn't
want to talk to me.  Hence the reason I'm using this old account.
Bugger, etc.

Chris.
12.4889Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnSun Jun 04 1995 23:592
    Still got this flu thing, I think it's kinda going but it's still
    annoying the poop outa me.
12.4890CBHVAX::CBHLager LoutMon Jun 05 1995 12:335
TTHT

everything.  Keep out of my way or I`ll gnaw your face off.

Chris.
12.4892GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed LadyMon Jun 05 1995 12:348
    
    
    tth:
    
    having nothing to do yesterday and still managing not to get everything
    done around the house...
    
    
12.4893Hope to see you soon !DEVLPR::DKILLORANMon Jun 05 1995 13:318
    re: .4886
    
    Gee Terrie I hope you feel better soon!  
    A good friend of my suffered from the same thing, so I do have the tiniest 
    idea as to what you're going through.
    
    Best wishes from an ignorant guy
    Dan
12.4894NETCAD::WOODFORDUSER ERROR::ReplaceUser/PressAnyKeyToCont.Mon Jun 05 1995 13:4313
    
    
    Thank you to everyone for their well wishes.  I'm back to work today. 
    Taking it with baby steps, and using the elevator. (I couldn't do a
    flight of stairs if I *had* to, so let's hope there's no fires!) :*)
    I am feeling much better.
    
    
    Thank you again!
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.4895GOOEY::JUDYThat's Ms. Bitch to you!Mon Jun 05 1995 14:325
    
    
    	Yeeouch.  That sounds awful Terrie!  I hope you continue
    	to get better!
    
12.4896Bye XylaSUFRNG::REESE_Ktore down, I'm almost level with the groundMon Jun 05 1995 20:264
    Hearing that a co-worker's "retired" seeing-eye dog got loose
    Saturday; was struck and killed by hit-run driver :-(
    
    
12.4897CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanMon Jun 05 1995 20:5120



 The wife and daughter of a man in my church were attacked by their pet
 rottweiler..the little girl (2) was chewed up pretty bad, the mom (who
 covered her daughter and was then attacked) also pretty badly hurt..the other
 family dog (can't remember the breed) tried to get the rottweiler off of
 the family.  Apparantly the rott dragged mom and daughter out the door and
 towards the street.



 Last I heard they are recovering and will be released today or tomorrow.
 The dog has a date with the big sleep next week.




 Jim
12.4898GOOEY::JUDYThat's Ms. Bitch to you!Mon Jun 05 1995 20:5913
    
    
    	the last two make my TTHT seem lame...
    
    	I love walking out by the duck pond near the Tara and watch
    	the baby ducks.  I made that comment to a friend I was walking
    	with and was wondering where all the babies were...and a woman
    	sitting on the bench piped up to tell me that the seagulls
    	ate all the baby ducks....she watched it happen to one of
    	them.  Talk about depressing me for the day.
    
    	JJ
    
12.4899GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed LadyMon Jun 05 1995 21:044
    tth:  being lost and confused on 'netscape'...
    
    (i realize it isn't a major thing, but it is a tth...)
    
12.4900I hate this snarfCSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanMon Jun 05 1995 21:078


 :-(



 
12.4901SMURF::BINDERFather, Son, and Holy SpigotMon Jun 05 1995 21:134
    .4897
    
    That's ugly, Jim.  Rotties are known in Britain for the same kind of
    unpredictable savagery that we expect from pit bulls here in the USA. 
12.4902MKOTS3::JMARTINYou-Had-Forty-Years!!!Mon Jun 05 1995 21:273
    I understand Rotweilers are very strong for their size!
    
    -Jack
12.4903OOTOOL::CHELSEAMostly harmless.Mon Jun 05 1995 21:4916
    I get back from my trip to Houston a day early (professionally, a major
    waste of time; personally, great -- six days at the old homestead and
    five movies).  Friday, the cats go out for the first time in some two
    weeks, and my stupid little adventure kitty Valentina does it again: 
    she got stuck on something nail-sized and ripped a triangular gash over
    the sternum, about 2-3 inches wide and an inch high.  So off she goes
    to the vet, where they keep her for surgery.  The exposed subcutaneous
    layer of fat was removed, since it was pretty dirty, and now she has a
    five-inch long (top to bottom) incision.  Yet more antibiotics.  Plus
    the claws from her previous disaster haven't grown back as well as they
    should, which means some kind of infection (either bacterial or fungal)
    in the nail beds, so yet more squirting goop on her toes.  And it's
    very difficult to pick up a cat when she has an incision down the
    chest without pressing or stretching the affected area.
    
    It's a good thing she's incredibly cute, if you ask me.
12.4904Valentina has my 4 poodles beat :-0DECLNE::REESEToreDown,I'mAlmostLevelW/theGroundMon Jun 05 1995 21:523
    Ummm Chels, is your vet considering selling stock?
    
    
12.4905OOTOOL::CHELSEAMostly harmless.Mon Jun 05 1995 21:542
    No, but I'm sure they've started up a betting pool on how long it will
    be before she sends herself back there.
12.4906CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanTue Jun 06 1995 01:0615



>    I understand Rotweilers are very strong for their size!
 


   I suspect my friend's wife and daughter will agree.




 Jim   

12.4907Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnTue Jun 06 1995 01:323
    TTHLastNight - Got home last night and decided to have a bath. So I
    turn on the water and the stuff is coming out a brown/black colour.
    What the hell ???? Decided it wasn't such a good idea.
12.4908MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Tue Jun 06 1995 02:152
But, are you feeling better, Martin?

12.4909Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnTue Jun 06 1995 02:432
    I am a lot better today thanx. Still a long way from perfect mind, but 
    feeling a lot better. I think a long sleep tonight will do the trick.
12.4910at least ther'es some left over curry from last night.SNOFS2::ROBERTSONwhere there's smoke there's toastTue Jun 06 1995 08:225
    just got home from a 7 hour round trip.
    2 1/2 hours onsite. 9 1/2 hr total.
    & the last two hours driving through rain at dusk.
    
    I feel like I've been put through a wringer.
12.4911NETCAD::WOODFORDUSER ERROR::ReplaceUser/PressAnyKeyToCont.Tue Jun 06 1995 13:1011
    
    
    
    Jim!  What a horrible thing for that woman and her little girl
    to go through!!!  My thoughts are with them.
    
    
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.4912SX4GTO::OLSONDoug Olson, ISVETS Palo AltoTue Jun 06 1995 17:3812
    just got off a caltrain, 2 hours and 40 minutes after boarding it,
    which was already ten minutes late...didn't know how good I had it when
    I boarded.  Another suicide up the line, every train gets stopped, and
    schedules are out the window.  my shuttle from train station to vendor
    was of course long gone onto the University midday route, so I took the
    next train back south to Palo Alto whence I've walked to my DEC office;
    and from where I'll ride my bike out to the Menlo Park vendor site.
    
    One seldom speaks ill of the dead, but I wish he'd jumped off a bridge
    instead.
    
    DougO
12.4913Bummer, DougDECLNE::REESEToreDown,I'mAlmostLevelW/theGroundTue Jun 06 1995 17:415
    DougO,
    
    Does this happen often?
    
    
12.4914POBOX::BATTISLand shark,pool sharkTue Jun 06 1995 18:284
    
    Does this happen often?
    
    Train being late, or suicide?
12.4915TROOA::COLLINSOn a wavelength far from home.Tue Jun 06 1995 18:356
    
    The Toronto Transit Commission has about 100 suicides per year on
    the subway tracks.
    
    The standard customer is female, 25-40, just after work.
    
12.4917BUSY::SLABOUNTYTrouble with a capital 'T'Tue Jun 06 1995 18:528
    
    	Punchline:
    
    	"I saw that on the 6:00 news, but I never thought he'd do it
         again".
    
    	8^)
    
12.4918SX4GTO::OLSONDoug Olson, ISVETS Palo AltoTue Jun 06 1995 19:066
    There have been 11 train-related fatalities so far this year involving
    CalTrain; I think 9 or 10 were deemed suicides.  This is the first time
    in over two years of riding for my regular commute that I've
    experienced any train delay of greater than an hour.
    
    DougO
12.4920SX4GTO::OLSONDoug Olson, ISVETS Palo AltoTue Jun 06 1995 19:313
    Perhaps we could, Don, but that would only add to the aggravation.
    
    DougO
12.4922CalTrain's at faultTAMDNO::WHITMANthe 2nd Amendment assures the restTue Jun 06 1995 19:3619
lest there be any doubt:
$ set tone/sarcasm=ON

<    There have been 11 train-related fatalities so far this year involving
<    CalTrain; I think 9 or 10 were deemed suicides.  This is the first time

   Time to call for a 5 day wait so the local law enforcement can do a
background check before anyone can cross CalTrain tracks (sort of like the
Brady Law but for trains) It's just common sense that it must be the trains
which are making all these people commit suicide. If there were fewer trains,
there'd be fewer suicides. 

   Of course if firearms were more readily available in California, then the
people might "do themselves in" in the privacy of their own homes and none of
those train riders would have been inconvenienced. Expenditure of public funds
spent shuttling passengers around would be reduced so those dollars could be
redirected into education, social services and Willie Brown's Mayoral campaign
fund.

12.4923Your tax dollars at work...GAAS::BRAUCHERTue Jun 06 1995 19:374
    
    Whatsamatta ?  I thought you lot say Kaliph is overpopped.
    
      bb
12.4924BUSY::SLABOUNTYTrouble with a capital 'T'Tue Jun 06 1995 19:393
    
    	Ban assault trains!!
    
12.4926CNTROL::JENNISONRevive us, Oh LordTue Jun 06 1995 20:2416
	
	Having my credit card number (just the number, not the actual
	card) stolen and used by someone to make calls to adult 
	phone sex lines.

	Citibank is crediting my account for the $75 in calls, and
	can probably catch the offender.  They put a lock on my account
	so that it can't happen again, but I just hate knowing someone
	stole my number.

	I'm assuming the number was taken off a gas station receipt.  I
	usually take them, but can remember leaving one or two behind
	when in a rush.

	Karen
12.4927NETCAD::WOODFORDUSER ERROR::ReplaceUser/PressAnyKeyToCont.Tue Jun 06 1995 20:3613
    
    
    Ah, a likely excuse Karen...Did your S.O. believe it too?  heeheehee
    
    
    
    
    :*)
    Just kidding...
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.4928CNTROL::JENNISONRevive us, Oh LordTue Jun 06 1995 20:512
	<---- {smaq}
12.4929BUSY::SLABOUNTYTrouble with a capital 'T'Tue Jun 06 1995 20:517
    
    	I was going to ask you, Karen ...
    
    	... how come you have so many 4's in your card #?
    
    	At least it was easier to key in!!
    
12.4930CNTROL::JENNISONRevive us, Oh LordTue Jun 06 1995 20:553
	Shawn, you owe me $75 ...

12.4931BUSY::SLABOUNTYTrouble with a capital 'T'Tue Jun 06 1995 20:574
    
    	If I remember to send you a birthday card, I'll put it in the
    	envelope.
    
12.4932SUBPAC::SADINWe the people?Wed Jun 07 1995 12:0511
    
    	TtHT:
    
    	listening to NPR this morning and hearing some Hahvahd prof
    spouting about how the National Guard simply MUST be the militia the
    ff's were talking about. No opposing view represented of course. I
    could've debated this guy out of the room with one lip stapled to my
    forhead....
    
    
    jim
12.4933Which lip?PERFOM::LICEA_KANEwhen it's comin' from the leftWed Jun 07 1995 12:127
    
|   I could've debated this guy out of the room with one lip stapled to my
|   forhead....
    
    Tempting offer.
    
    								-mr. bill
12.4934CNTROL::JENNISONRevive us, Oh LordWed Jun 07 1995 13:219
	
	Having our mailbox hit - looks like the UPS guy did it
	when he dropped off some packages last night...

	there was brown paint on the curb, along with a huge scrape,
	and our mailbox post is leaning precariously to the side...
	
	now to try to get it replaced
12.4935POBOX::BATTISLand shark,pool sharkWed Jun 07 1995 13:362
    
    Karen, this sure hasn't been your week.
12.4936POBOX::BATTISLand shark,pool sharkWed Jun 07 1995 13:372
    
    oh, and Happy birthday to boot!!
12.4937GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA memberWed Jun 07 1995 13:516
    
    
    Karen,
    
    
    It was probably Crankshaft......
12.4938MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Jun 07 1995 14:4315
How I fixed my mailbox cuz it kept getting knocked over -

Take one eight foot long, three inch diameter, concrete filled lally column.
Mark a line around it's circumference with a piece of soapstone at the six
foot length. Cut through the steel with the oxy-acetylene torch. Snap the
concrete with a hammer blow. Weld the other end of the six foot section
to a six inch by ten inch piece of quarter inch sheet steel. Mount your
mailbox base to a properly sized chunk of 2-by-8. Drill four corner holes
in the sheet steel and attach it to the 2-by-8 with four 3/8-by-1&1/2
lag screws. Using posthole digger, prepare 2.5 foot deep hole about 1
foot in diameter at least two feet back from roadside. Put cut end of post
in hole. Plumb and support post. Fill around post with rocks. Fill between
rocks with soil. Thumb nose at snowplows, etc. Tell whiners who complain that
it's illegal to take it where the sun don't shine.

12.4939CNTROL::JENNISONRevive us, Oh LordWed Jun 07 1995 14:506
	Jack,

	Did you ever read my story about digging a hole in our yard ?

	not fun...
12.4940CNTROL::JENNISONRevive us, Oh LordWed Jun 07 1995 14:516
	Mark,

	This is *too* my week.   You should see a bad one!!

	;-)
12.4941BOXORN::HAYSI think we are toast. Remember the jam?Wed Jun 07 1995 14:526
RE: 12.4938 by MOLAR::DELBALSO "I (spade) my (dogface)"

A two foot diameter oak log makes a good mailbox post as well.


Phil
12.4942CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenWed Jun 07 1995 14:5610
    This happened in the condo complex we were living in a few years back. 
    Some idjit kept coming by and running over the street sign post to our
    road.  After three replacements, the contractor did as suggested
    previously though they used a much longer post and sunk it about 6' and
    encased it in a sonotube filled with cement.  Idjit saw new post up and
    went to knock it over.  There was a lot of blue paint on the post and
    some of the black paint was scraped off but the sign stayed put.  I
    would have liked to have seen the vehicle afterwards though.  
    
    Brian
12.4943CNTROL::JENNISONRevive us, Oh LordWed Jun 07 1995 14:565
	UPS was most apologetic.  So far, they haven't questioned
	my integrity or even insulted my dear mother.  However,
	the "manager" hasn't called me back yet, either.

12.4944Re: .4941, PhilMOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Jun 07 1995 14:572
Yes, I do believe it does.

12.4945Should be in TTLT...GAAS::BRAUCHERWed Jun 07 1995 16:037
    
      Surely you're better off without a mailbox, considering what
     comes in it each day.  I've recently enjoyed write-only Voicemail
     due to a malfunction here.  What a tremendous gain in productivity
     we would all see if our phone system were mismanaged properly.
    
      bb
12.4946GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed LadyWed Jun 07 1995 16:0613
    
    
    going to bed at 9:30 last nite, to relax before actually going to sleep
    (as there really wasn't anything good on tv and i haven't started my
    summer reading yet) and being unable to do so because one of the
    neighbors decided to let their crying child continue to cry, at times
    almost hysterically, for just about an hour.  finally, it stopped about
    just before 1030 (weird how at just about 1030 almost all neighborhood 
    noises stopped last nite), i just started drifting into a sleep, and
    the phone rang...at least it was someone i wanted to talk to, but i
    then ended up being up til after 1100...
    
    
12.4947GOOEY::JUDYThat's Ms. Bitch to you!Wed Jun 07 1995 17:2814
    
    
    	raq-
    
    	Try having the fire station that you live right next to sound
    	the alarm at 3:00am.  Didn't get back to sleep till 6:00 - tried
    	reading, tried drinking a glass of milk......nothing.  I finally
    	fall off to sleep and my alarm clock goes off an hour later. 
    	Needless to say, I came in late today.
    
    	yawn.
    
    	JJ
    
12.4948BIGQ::SILVADiabloWed Jun 07 1995 18:304

	JJ, think construction..... if you're gonna be up all night, it might
as well at least be worth it... :-)
12.4949GOOEY::JUDYThat's Ms. Bitch to you!Wed Jun 07 1995 19:437
    
    
    	=)
    
    	Hey, I haven't even really *met* the guy yet!  Let's not
    	be rushin' things!  =)
    
12.4950OUTSRC::HEISERMaranatha!Wed Jun 07 1995 20:373
    Re: .4932
    
    I'd pay to see that debate!
12.4951CNTROL::JENNISONRevive us, Oh LordWed Jun 07 1995 20:4818
	UPS manager was not as friendly as the "trained to be kind to
	customers" phone person this morning...

	He did drive over to my house to check out the mailbox,
	but did not see the brown paint on the curb.  There is no
	damage to the truck, ergo his driver could not have been the
	one to do the damage.

	Besides, his driver did not deliver any packages to my house.
	(They must have arrived on their own ;-) ).

	Now I've gotta go home and "investigate this further" and call
	him back with my findings, while he goes off to find out if
	some other driver mysteriously delivered a couple packages to	
	my house.

	Karen
12.4952BUSY::SLABOUNTYTrouble with a capital 'T'Wed Jun 07 1995 21:054
    
    	I guess that UPS manager forgot to read his pamphlet which
    	explains how to talk on the phone.
    
12.4953CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenWed Jun 07 1995 21:061
    Maybe UPS now stands for Unbelievably Poor Service?  
12.4954BUSY::SLABOUNTYTrouble with a capital 'T'Wed Jun 07 1995 21:163
    
    	Or "Up your Poop Shute"
    
12.4955Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnThu Jun 08 1995 00:482
    Didn't I warn you folks about UPS a while back ??? They are a load of
    bollox. 
12.4956Do it because it feels goodMOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Thu Jun 08 1995 01:0934
>      Surely you're better off without a mailbox, considering what
>     comes in it each day.

Nay, Bob. My mailbox has, over the past year or so, become an important
natural resource for the _elimination_ of waste. What you must do is
carefully go through all junk mail looking specifically for the items
which include a Business Reply Envelope. Then, with a pair of scissors,
carefully trim away from all printed materials any identifying matter -
name, address, account numbers, ID numbers, postal barcodes, etc. These
trimmings can easily be discarded and normally represent less than 2% of
the mailing by weight. Fold up the remainder of the material, supplementing
it with additional waste from your home (PDP-11 manuals, old flyers, part
of last week's TV Guide, tin can labels, spare 5081s, etc.) to the extent
that the Business Reply Envelope is nicely crammed. Seal the envelope,
place it back in your mailbox, raise the flag and watch it magically
disappear the next day as it wings it's way to the original sender at
about four times the weight of the original mailing.

Use of this method provides business and profit for a fine US
Governmental agency - the postal service, hits the junk mailer where it
hurts - in the pocket book (a three or four ounce envelope full of trash
costs them over a buck to retrieve), and rids your house of unsightly
waste. If you are fortunate, occasionally you'll receive a mailing which
includes a Merchandise Return Label, as the peddling outfit is so sure that
you'll want their product that they provide you with an up front guarantee
of a free return if you're dissatisfied, via the label. These are primo as
you can select a box of your choice and not be limited to the restrictive
size of the envelopes. It's not uncommon to be able to take several
months worth of glossy inserts from the Sunday paper, pack them neatly in
a box which will end up weighing enough to provide the recipient with a
$30 or so bill from the USPS, and allow you to avoid making a wasteful
trip to the local landfill with the trash.


12.4957MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Thu Jun 08 1995 02:324
TTHT:
   Just heard today that Nickels in Merrimack, site of many a 'boxer
   gathering, is out of business.

12.4958POWDML::CKELLYCute Li'l RascalThu Jun 08 1995 11:184
    yes, jack.  i found that out the hard way, after making plans to
    meet someone there :-(
    
    also, parentals kept me out too late last night.  damn party animals!
12.4960GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed LadyThu Jun 08 1995 12:239
    
    
    tth:  feeling wiq'dly bloated and waterlogged...i got up this morning
    and was incredibly thirsty...had 3 glasses of water and 2 glasses of
    iced tea ... and i am still parched...
    
    
    
    
12.4961WMOIS::GIROUARD_CThu Jun 08 1995 12:353
    -1 chinese food last night (or some beverage abuse)? :-)
    
       Chip
12.4962{smaq}GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed LadyThu Jun 08 1995 12:389
    
    
    nope....
    
    just tuna and some cheese and crackers...
    
    
    
    
12.4963WMOIS::GIROUARD_CThu Jun 08 1995 12:393
    ...sorry (ouch!)
    
    Chip
12.4964BUSY::SLABOUNTYTrouble with a capital 'T'Thu Jun 08 1995 13:086
    
    	RE: Topaz [chute/shute]
    
    	I was confined to a predetermined lettering scheme, and "C"
    	wasn't in it.  So I used a bit of "poetic license".
    
12.4965CNTROL::JENNISONRevive us, Oh LordThu Jun 08 1995 13:394
	Besides, he didn't know how to spell chute !

	
12.4966CNTROL::JENNISONRevive us, Oh LordThu Jun 08 1995 13:4214
	Hmm.  

	May *not* have been UPS afterall.  I have to call LL Bean
	to check.  They usually deliver UPS, but this package said
	FEDex on it.  

	We decided the brown paint could actually be rust.  We found
	a piece of rusted off metal from the vehicle that did the
	damage.

	We saved it for evidence ;-)

	Karen
12.4967WMOIS::GIROUARD_CThu Jun 08 1995 13:564
    Hey Karen, since it was LL Bean maybe you should give Jessica Fletcher
    a buzz and have her look into it... :-)
    
    Chip
12.4968BIGQ::SILVADiabloThu Jun 08 1995 14:087

	That's all we need to do... throw a dead body into this mess.... plus
not to mention one of Jessica's friends, aquantances, relatives, or even Karen
herself getting accused of killing the person. 


12.4969OOTOOL::CHELSEAMostly harmless.Thu Jun 08 1995 14:146
    Re: .4956
    
    >several months worth of glossy inserts from the Sunday paper
    
    Well, you must have a lot of room in the garage.  I can't imagine
    saving up stuff like that over a period of months.
12.4970POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of PasshionThu Jun 08 1995 14:294
    
    Upending a huge glass of ice water on my desk 8^p.
    
    However, now my desk is extremely clean 8^).
12.4971MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Thu Jun 08 1995 14:368
>    Well, you must have a lot of room in the garage.  

What garage would that be?

Actually, when you incinerate the black-and-white newsprint which makes
up the bulk of the Sunday paper, the glossy inserts which are left take
up about 4%-8% of the space in a paper grocery bag, so you can get anywhere
from 3 to 6 months worth of them in one.
12.4972GOOEY::JUDYThat's Ms. Bitch to you!Thu Jun 08 1995 15:069
    
    
    	Nickels isn't closed for good......they're just changing
    	it into a microbrewery.
    
    	Seems they were making most of their money on alcohol and
    	not enough on food, so they're gonna change it around and
    	offer more of what the public wants.
    
12.4973POBOX::BATTISLand shark,pool sharkThu Jun 08 1995 15:092
    
    JJ, how's your romance with the construction dude going?
12.4974CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenThu Jun 08 1995 15:114
    Hmmm, spilled water? Hmmmm, I just spilled a cup of coffee on my desk. 
    Mysterious coincidence or supernatural powers at work?  I wonder if
    there has been any seismic activity in the area recently or maybe it was
    sunspots.  My desk is now more of a mess than before though :-(.
12.4975POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of PasshionThu Jun 08 1995 15:134
    
    Go get a glass of seltzer to spill on top of the coffee.  It works wonders
    at desk cleaning, I promise 8^).
                  
12.4976CSOA1::LEECHThu Jun 08 1995 15:165
    The "anti-terrorist" bill passed.  Political opportunism wins out.  The
    GOP is just as full of hot air as the Dims.  I find my small amount of
    enthusiasm at a GOP controlled Congress to be dimming quickly.
    
    -steve
12.4977TROOA::COLLINSIYNSHO, NNTTM, YMMV, HTHThu Jun 08 1995 15:208
    
    .4976:
    
    Excellent.  Now Steve Leech, Jim Percival, Jim Sadin, Amos, MadMike,
    and all you other 'box terrorists can be locked up where you belong.
    
    :^)
    
12.4978CNTROL::JENNISONRevive us, Oh LordThu Jun 08 1995 15:294
	Lucky Jack, I hope you don't do that to charitable organizations.
	(Please tell me junk mail is from magazine subscription companies,
	etc.)
12.4979SMURF::BINDERFather, Son, and Holy SpigotThu Jun 08 1995 15:3111
    .4957
    
    > Nickels ... out of business.
    
    I'm neither surprised nor disappointed.  The last two times I went
    there, the place was dirty, the food was poor, and the service rude and
    sloppy.  The last time was particularly exasperating because I had
    out-of-town visitors with me.  Shoulda learned my lesson in the
    penultimate visit, I guess.
    
    Good riddance.
12.4980SMURF::BINDERFather, Son, and Holy SpigotThu Jun 08 1995 15:335
    .4972
    
    > Nickels isn't closed for good...
    
    Pity...
12.4981BUSY::SLABOUNTYTrouble with a capital 'T'Thu Jun 08 1995 15:499
    
    	RE: Karen
    
    	So you got a Fed-Ex shipment and called UPS to complain??
    
    	Women!!  8^)
    
    	And BTW, I DID TOO know how to spell "choot".
    
12.4982BUSY::SLABOUNTYTrouble with a capital 'T'Thu Jun 08 1995 15:5214
    
    	The last time I spilled coffee on my desk was back at LMO2 in
    	Marlboro about 7 years ago when I used to use cream and sugar.
    
    	Made a heck of a mess of the keyboard ... the only thing I could
    	spell after that was
    
    	aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
    
    	over and over and over.  8^)
    
    	I've been drinking my coffee black with NO sugar for 6-7 years
    	now.
    
12.4983POBOX::BATTIShave pool cue, will travelThu Jun 08 1995 16:022
    
    that speaks volumes about you Shawn. :-)
12.4984BUSY::SLABOUNTYTrouble with a capital 'T'Thu Jun 08 1995 16:033
    
    	Is that the black coffee part or the "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" part?
    
12.4985This is fun for kids?DECWIN::RALTOPoppin' Fresh and Speedy in '96Thu Jun 08 1995 16:1339
    TTHMonday: the kids' baseball league umpire who thoroughly ruined
    the game for just about everyone.  He wasn't calling the pitches
    loudly enough from behind the plate (there was a lot of noise from
    another game on an adjacent field, and the drum and bugle kids
    practicing nearby).  Nor was he using consistent strike/ball hand
    signals.  So the pitcher from the opposing team was frequently
    calling out to the umpire questions like "Was that a ball?" and
    "What was that?"
    
    The umpire chose to interpret this as questioning his calls, and
    finally popped his cork, walking out to the mound and tearing into
    the kid (in a manner that would have been completely inappropriate
    even if the kid *had* been questioning his calls).  Even after the
    kid told the ump that he couldn't hear him and that's why he was
    asking, the ump ignored that and continued hammering the kid.
    
    The kid ended up coming out of the game and went off the mound in tears,
    and there was a battle between the kid, the umpire, the manager, the
    kid's father (who ended up getting thrown off the premises), and
    assorted coaches, players, and onlookers.
    
    What made it worse was that the ump was actually one of the fathers
    and assistant coaches for *our* team, and he was completely stubborn
    and unrelenting even in the face of the facts.  Beyond that, he spent
    the rest of the game between innings going over and talking to
    spectators on our team about it, with a belligerent and jovial
    "I showed them" attitude.
    
    Meanwhile, the kid's tough-looking father spent the rest of the game
    standing intimidatingly off in the distance, causing us to wonder what
    he was going to do when the game was over.  As it turned out, he did
    nothing at all, but his glaring presence beyond center field for the
    remaining hour or so was obviously intended to rattle the umpire.
    
    Wasn't a fun game at all.  If these adult volunteers can't keep their
    egos and tempers at home, they should stay home themselves.  One finally
    wonders as to their motives.
    
    Chris
12.4986GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA memberThu Jun 08 1995 16:207
    
    
    
    Amen, Chris.  Been at these fiascos myself.  And we're teaching the
    kids "sportsmanship".
    
    
12.4987CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenThu Jun 08 1995 16:222
    Fine example of sportsmanship that.  There's enough pressure on the
    kids without having to put up with being screamed at by an ump.  
12.4988CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanThu Jun 08 1995 16:2310


 That's one of the reasons we started a youth league in our church. Our kids
 won't have to put up with bozos like that as well as the accompanying 
 politics.



 Jim
12.4989JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeThu Jun 08 1995 16:276
    >Wasn't a fun game at all.  If these adult volunteers can't keep their
    >    egos and tempers at home, they should stay home themselves.  One
    >finally
    >    wonders as to their motives.
    
    Thank you *so* much for validating my point in another topic!
12.4990Brings back old nightmares...GAAS::BRAUCHERThu Jun 08 1995 16:4335
    
      Many years ago, I was stupid enough to be the only guy there at
     the start of a game.  I tried hiding behind my car, but they two
     coaches found me, and there I was behind the plate for the only
     time ever.  They gave me chest pad with a broken strap, a mask
     that didn't fit, one of those whisk broom thingies, and a clicker
     I didn't understand how to operate.  I had to call all the bases
     on a Little League sized field.  The first kid stands in.  I call
     a strike.  He turns around and gives me the finger.  "play Ball"
     I roar, in my best growl.
    
      So three kids get on base, nobody out, and the next kid hits the
     ball about a foot in front of the plate.  The catcher runs forward,
     picks up the ball, TAGS THE BATTER, who forgot to run, and I give
     the out sign and scream it out, too.  NOW the catcher steps on Home,
     and looks at me.  I look back.  He steps on Home again, looking
     hopeful.  I turn my attention to third base, where ALL THREE RUNNERS
     have piled up in a row !!
    
      The catcher kid's coach runs up towards me, screaming that it's a
     double play.  The other coach is yelling at his runners.  Meanwhile,
     the catcher, sniffing something unpleasant afoot, THROWS TO FIRST.
     At which point, batting team coach, sends all 3 runners home.  The
     first baseman throws the ball back to the catcher, just in time
     to wave at three runners.  "Out ! Safe ! Out !  That's a triple
     play, one run scored."
    
      At which point, BOTH coaches are chin-to-chin with me, screaming
     that I'm an idiot.  And the kids are badmouthing me, too.  And it
     got worse after that.
    
      I never made this mistake again.  To this day, I fear arriving at
     any game before the second inning.
    
      bb
12.4991MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Thu Jun 08 1995 16:445
re: Karen

Nope - not to charities. But, then, very few of them use Business Reply
Envelopes, anyway. My targets are always for-profit concerns.

12.4992CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanThu Jun 08 1995 16:463

 Sounds like you need Enrico Polazzo!
12.4994Re: .4992, JimMOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Thu Jun 08 1995 16:542
Why? Does he play ball?

12.4995SUBURB::COOKSHalf Man,Half BiscuitThu Jun 08 1995 16:5514
    There really are some very odd people in this world.
    
    Why on earth would an ex-husband come round at 4.00 AM on Monday morning
    to start having a screaming row with his ex-wife?
    
    ..and not only that,but continue to do this on and off for the last
    6 months.
    
    It`s always the same. Suddenly I awake with the sound of loud voices.
    Then the voices get louder and louder,ending predictably with "I want
    you out! Get OUT! GET OUT! GET....OUT!" 
    
    I`d love to go down in my pyjamas and smack the git. 
                                           
12.4997BUSY::SLABOUNTYTrouble with a capital 'T'Thu Jun 08 1995 16:577
    
    	RE: .4990
    
    	Good calls.
    
    	You wonder if these "coaches" have ever seen a rule book before.
    
12.4998CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanThu Jun 08 1995 17:028

>                              -< Re: .4992, Jim >-

>Why? Does he play ball?


 Nope.. he's a singing umpire
12.4999Gahhh!DECWIN::RALTOThu Jun 08 1995 17:0610
    re: .4990
    
    Great story, bb!  I can just picture that chaotic scene!
    You made the right calls, of course.  I love the part where
    the catcher keeps stepping on the plate and looking at you,
    and you just look back at him!  Bwah-hah!
    
    The coaches were jerks.  "Double play", right...
    
    Chris
12.5000DEVLPR::DKILLORANThu Jun 08 1995 17:072
    SNARF !
    
12.5001OOTOOL::CHELSEAMostly harmless.Thu Jun 08 1995 17:091
    Baseball -- the all-American pastime...
12.5002...you got two good eyes but you still don't see...ALPHAZ::HARNEYJohn A HarneyThu Jun 08 1995 17:188
    TTHT:
        Hearing many conservatives say how disappointed they are
        with the Republicans and the "anti-terrorism" bill, and
        knowing that when Election '96 comes around they'll be
        defending and backing Dole all the way.

    \john
12.5003Professional courtesy ?GAAS::BRAUCHERThu Jun 08 1995 17:224
    
      Yes, being a mod, I can see your taking the terrorist view.
    
      bb
12.5005BOXORN::HAYSSome things are worth dying forThu Jun 08 1995 17:388
RE: 12.4988 by CSLALL::HENDERSON "Learning to lean"

No bozos in churches.  Or politics.  Yep.

And what color is the sky?


Phil
12.5006anyone have a list of the 9 who voted against it?CSOA1::LEECHThu Jun 08 1995 17:4119
    re: .5002
    
    ANYTONE is better that Clinton.  End of story.  If Dole is the one
    running against him, I'd vote for Dole.   If it was Newt, I'd vote for
    Newt, etc.  To be honest, I'm not too sure if I like Dole or not, but I
    am sure that I don't like Clinton.  I don't think the Constitution
    would survive another Clinton term, to be honest- especially with the
    GOP passing nonsense like this "anti-terrorist" bill.  What a joke.
    
    Harney, if YOU ran against Clinton, I'd probably vote for you.  8^)
    
    Back to the so called "anti-terrorist" bill....
    
    I thought the House trashed it.  Is this the same bill, or a different
    one?  I have this terrible feeling that I missed something.  I must
    admit that I haven't been watching C-SPAm as much as I normally do.
    
    
    -steve   
12.5007SPEZKO::FRASERMobius Loop; see other sideThu Jun 08 1995 17:413
        Having to  be kind to my sealpoint Siamese, Taz and letting him
        go gently a little while ago. Bye, my old friendly moose.
        
12.5008POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of PasshionThu Jun 08 1995 17:454
    
    8,^(
    
    Hugs, Andy.
12.5009ROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150kts is TOO slow!Thu Jun 08 1995 17:503
I'm sorry, Andy.

Bob
12.5010CNTROL::JENNISONRevive us, Oh LordThu Jun 08 1995 17:537
	Thanks, Jack.  FWIW, many of the charities I give to use
	business reply envelopes, but note that you can stamp it anyway
	to save them money.

	Andy, :-(

12.5011GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA memberThu Jun 08 1995 17:557
    
    John,
    
    The lesser of two evils.  Pretty sad, aint it?
    
    
    Mike
12.5012SUBPAC::SADINWe the people?Thu Jun 08 1995 17:596
    
    
    	senate passed the bill 91-8 (or sumpin' like that)...
    
    
    jim
12.5013GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA memberThu Jun 08 1995 18:046
    
    
    Yup, sorry about yer critter, Andy.
    
    
    Mike
12.5014GOOEY::JUDYThat's Ms. Bitch to you!Thu Jun 08 1995 18:2116
    
    
    	re: .4973
    
    	Well I talked to him briefly yesterday while sitting at a red
    	light and took a walk down that way today but he wasn't in
    	sight.
    
    	We haven't gone out yet though.  He's heading north for the 
    	weekend and should call when he gets back.
    
    
    	re: Andy
    
    	 =(
    
12.5015Appreciated!SPEZKO::FRASERMobius Loop; see other sideThu Jun 08 1995 18:262
        Thanks folks - he was a good cat.
        
12.5016CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanThu Jun 08 1995 18:3517


>No bozos in churches.  Or politics.  Yep.


 come watch our kids play, keeping careful track of the arguments from/between
 coaches and players, parents and umpires.  Then, report back to us.


 Thank you very much.



 Jim


12.5017WAHOO::LEVESQUEluxure et suppliceThu Jun 08 1995 18:361
    How dare you attempt to bring facts into this display of stereotypes!
12.5018And then in '00 we'll get Dole vs. Schumer. LovelyALPHAZ::HARNEYJohn A HarneyThu Jun 08 1995 18:4017
re: .5011 (Mike)
    
    "I cain't believe Dole supported that piece of crap legislation!
     Who votes for this guy, anyway?!?"

    "Dunno.  Who you voting for against Clinton?"

    "Dole."


>    The lesser of two evils.  Pretty sad, aint it?

     Pathetic is more like it.  Most strange of all is that the
     Republicans in our midst are doing it TO us...  "We hate Clinton
     so much, we'll give you Dole!"   Oh yeah, there's a comfort.

     \john
12.5019POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of PasshionThu Jun 08 1995 18:593
    
    Trying all day, without success, to reply to a mail message I got this
    morning 8^p.
12.5020POBOX::BATTIShave pool cue, will travelThu Jun 08 1995 19:022
    
    to moi??
12.5021POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of PasshionThu Jun 08 1995 19:122
    
    No, you owe me!  8^)
12.5022POBOX::BATTIShave pool cue, will travelThu Jun 08 1995 19:213
    
    how would you like to be repayed?? I can think of a couple of
    things......
12.5023HANNAH::MODICAJourneyman NoterThu Jun 08 1995 19:256
    
    Sorry to hear that Andy.
    
    				Take care
    
    						Hank
12.5024BOXORN::HAYSSome things are worth dying forThu Jun 08 1995 19:2712
RE: 12.5016 by CSLALL::HENDERSON "Learning to lean"

I'm glad your local community is so peaceful and happy.  It doesn't always
work out that way...

And as for bozos,  I could point out some of the high profile ex-preacher's 
histories.  Or I could also tell personal stories.  Or I could just point
out that churches are just like anywhere else.  There are good people,  and 
bad people,  everywhere.


Phil
12.5025SMURF::BINDERFather, Son, and Holy SpigotThu Jun 08 1995 19:316
    .5024
    
    > There are good people,  and
    > bad people,  everywhere.
    
    Say it ain't so, Joe!
12.5026GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed LadyThu Jun 08 1995 20:0311
    
    
    ttht:  the balls of my feet hurting...
    
    
    that's what i get for attempting to give my calves a little
    workout...:<
    
       (sorry about the kitty, &y...)
    
    
12.5027CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanThu Jun 08 1995 20:1335


>I'm glad your local community is so peaceful and happy.  It doesn't always
>work out that way...


 Our community isn't peaceful and happy.  I suppose there are little league
 battles going on all of the time.  Several of us in my church decided to
 start our own baseball league, with our own kids, on our own fields so that
 they/we don't have to put up with such nonsense as described earlier.  We've
 had several kids who have played in Little League comment on how nice it is
 to play and have fun and not have arguments going on all over the place.


>And as for bozos,  I could point out some of the high profile ex-preacher's 
>histories.  Or I could also tell personal stories.  Or I could just point


I'd have been quite surprised had you not made such a statement.  Your anti
Christian stance is quite clear.

>out that churches are just like anywhere else.  There are good people,  and 
>bad people,  everywhere.


You're right of course.  But I've found that the last thing the bad ones want 
to do is come out on a Saturday morning and work with these kids and also spend
a few minutes in prayer and Bible study.  So, we do just fine with the folks
we have, thanks.,




Jim
12.5028wow, ram-rod job... another one. More to come...VMSNET::M_MACIOLEKFour54 Camaro/Only way to flyThu Jun 08 1995 21:2412
    re: .4976
    
    Surprise surprise...
    
    I didn't even bother to call my elected arsewholes.  Haven't called,
    faxed or wrote in the past several months.  I got better things to
    do.  Why waste time?  We'll know when it's time to rock&roll.
    
    It's pretty obvious now what the situation is. 
    
    Yer pal,
    MadMike
12.5029Screw baseball.VMSNET::M_MACIOLEKFour54 Camaro/Only way to flyThu Jun 08 1995 21:318
    re: CONSLT::MCBRIDE
    
    Give up the baseball and take the kids racing.  Better place to
    learn teamwork and sportsmanship.  Also, the whole family can
    participate.  Ego problems get deflated quickly.
    
    This deal reminds me of the annual easter egg hunt.  Watching parents
    flatten little children trying to find all the goodies...  whatta crock.
12.5030MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Thu Jun 08 1995 23:435
re: Anti-terrorism bill passage in Senate

That would explain why my Senators didn't respond to my mail, unlike
Charlie Bass.

12.5031Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnFri Jun 09 1995 00:286
    Stu,
    
    Go smack him mate and while your at it, give him a smack from me ! That
    should sort the noisey gits out.
    
    Cheers
12.5032Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnFri Jun 09 1995 00:292
    TTHT - Not much really...In fact now I think about it, nothing at all.
    We gots a long weekend ya see !!! PARTY !!!!!
12.5033MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Fri Jun 09 1995 00:354
>    We gots a long weekend ya see

What's the occasion this time, Martin?

12.5034Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnFri Jun 09 1995 01:331
    Queens Birthday is on Monday.
12.5035Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnFri Jun 09 1995 01:352
    's funny ackatullually, 'cause they commemorate (or what ever you want
    to call it) over here, but at home it is just a regular day.
12.5036MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Fri Jun 09 1995 01:425
Did you folks in Oz do that Victoria Day that the Canadians did a few
Mondays ago?

Odd - people getting off for all these old queens . . .

12.5037OUTSRC::HEISERMaranatha!Fri Jun 09 1995 01:441
    So how old is the queen now?
12.5038Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnFri Jun 09 1995 01:453
    Nope.
    
    How dare you suggest we get off on old queens !!!! :*)
12.5039Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnFri Jun 09 1995 01:474
    The Queen has two birthdays a year. One to commemorate her sitting on
    the big chair and the other for the day she dropped.
    
    I think shes about 21 going on 65....I'm not actually sure.
12.5040OUTSRC::HEISERMaranatha!Fri Jun 09 1995 01:471
    Well you're not supposed to ask a lady her age, so I asked you.
12.5041MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Fri Jun 09 1995 01:503
Lizzie was coronated in '52, if I'm not mistaken. June 2nd. Same day
as my little sis was born.

12.5042POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of PasshionFri Jun 09 1995 02:003
    
    I think the queen was born in 1929.  Could have been 1926.  I get my
    sixes and nines mixed up.
12.5043MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Fri Jun 09 1995 02:072
I've heard that that sometimes happens.

12.5044Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnFri Jun 09 1995 02:091
    back to back can ne a little awkward if you know what I mean :*)
12.5045{cough}POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of PasshionFri Jun 09 1995 02:102
    
    
12.5046POLAR::RICHARDSONRepetitive Fan Club NappingFri Jun 09 1995 02:113
    Passhion?
    
    Yesh!
12.5047Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnFri Jun 09 1995 02:191
    People go to bed too early around here !!!!
12.5048MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Fri Jun 09 1995 02:202
Why? What time is it there?

12.5049Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnFri Jun 09 1995 02:311
    right about now it's 12:30pm
12.5050MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Fri Jun 09 1995 02:334
And people are asleep? Siesta? On DIGITAL time?

Too much queen worshipping if you ask me . . . 

12.5051POLAR::RICHARDSONRepetitive Fan Club NappingFri Jun 09 1995 02:361
    They might be using analog clocks.
12.5052Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnFri Jun 09 1995 02:373
    TTHlastNight - Having a 'heated discussion' with someone that knew
    nothing about the subject. I was getting really wound up because the 
    person is quite honestly and idjit.
12.5053OUTSRC::HEISERMaranatha!Fri Jun 09 1995 03:241
    You shouldn't talk about your Queen that way.
12.5054It's the big dubbya I tell yaCSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanFri Jun 09 1995 03:4810


 Not realizing "Its a Mad Mad Mad Mad World" was on til it was almost over :-(
 They don't make 'em like that anymore.  Man do I feel old though..I saw
 it when it first came out :-O



 Jim
12.5055CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanFri Jun 09 1995 03:5611


 To beat the pedants in the audience to the proverbial punch, IAMMMMW was 
 indeed on until it was over.  However, not having checked the TV guide
 I didn't realize it was on tonight.  I happened upon it when it was
 nearly over.



 Jim
12.5056CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanFri Jun 09 1995 04:404


 Can't sleep
12.5057TROOA::COLLINSIYNSHO, NNTTM, YMMV, HTHFri Jun 09 1995 04:533
    
    Try a glass of wine...      :^)
    
12.5058CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenFri Jun 09 1995 12:115
    IAMMMMW was one of the funniest movies I remember seeing as a kid. 
    Laughed my little tuckus off.  I watched part of it last night and
    found it to be annoying.  Go figure.
    
    
12.5059POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of PasshionFri Jun 09 1995 12:382
    
    Where exactly should I go to figure?
12.5060CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenFri Jun 09 1995 12:424
    You may figure anywhere your little hearts desires, anywhere.  There
    are no laws against figuring in public that I know of, yet.  
    
    Brian
12.5061DEVLPR::DKILLORANFri Jun 09 1995 12:535
    You better check if the person is in Canada.  From what I can tell, they
    are as bad up there as the state of Massachusetts.
    
    :-)
    Dan
12.5062NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Fri Jun 09 1995 13:015
> Lizzie was coronated in '52, if I'm not mistaken. June 2nd. Same day
> as my little sis was born.

1953.  My mother, who's English, watched the coronation as she recovered
from delivering me.
12.5063POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of PasshionFri Jun 09 1995 13:016
    
    I figured in public in Canada earlier this week, and the RCMP didn't
    bother me 8^).
    
    I tried to avoid the standard figuring poses, though, which are a
    dead giveaway.
12.5064POBOX::BATTIShave pool cue, will travelFri Jun 09 1995 13:122
    
    top o' the morning to you mz debra, now however, you owe me one.
12.5065CSOA1::LEECHFri Jun 09 1995 13:173
    re: .5060
    
    DON'T TELL MR. CLINTON!!
12.5066MKOTS3::JMARTINI press on toward the goalFri Jun 09 1995 13:218
ZZ    > Lizzie was coronated in '52, if I'm not mistaken. June 2nd. Same day
ZZ    > as my little sis was born.
    
    Lizzie Borden was queen?
    
    
    Lizzie Borden took an axe....gave her mother 40 whack...
    When she saw what she had done....she gave her father 41!
12.5067DEVLPR::DKILLORANFri Jun 09 1995 13:287
    > Lizzie Borden took an axe....gave her mother 40 whack...
    > When she saw what she had done....she gave her father 41!
    
    I thought it was:
    "and when the job was nicely done..."
    
    Dan
12.5068MKOTS3::JMARTINI press on toward the goalFri Jun 09 1995 13:521
    uhhhh....sorry
12.5069PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BFri Jun 09 1995 14:113
     i learned it the way you did, jack.

12.5070POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of PasshionFri Jun 09 1995 14:122
    
    Uh-oh, I foresee a "nyaaaah" coming up soon.
12.5071TROOA::COLLINSSilicon Chips: alphanumeric!Fri Jun 09 1995 16:0917
    
    11.5322, Gerald:
    
    I'm responding here lest I incur the Wrath Of Di!!
    
    The Natural Law Party believes in yogic flying.  They are convinced
    that a large group of yogic flyers (7000 minimum), all flying in
    concert, will generate such positive energy as to rid the world
    of all ills.
    
    This is but a brief summary of their wackiness.  If only you had seen
    the 26-page document they produced during the last federal election.
    It was hilarious, but it's depressing to see them get so much popular
    support.
    
    jc
    
12.5072NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Fri Jun 09 1995 16:133
Ah, so they're followers of the Beatles' guru, Maharesh Mahesh Yogi
(or whatever).  I thought it sounded familiar.  If the Overalls start
flying, I'd look for wires attached to their shoulder straps.
12.5073PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BFri Jun 09 1995 16:164
  they could get a good Overall view though, I'll bet.


12.5074NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Fri Jun 09 1995 16:192
I picture the Overalls as ex-hippies who changed their name to match their
favorite attire.  Sorta like the Tie-Dye Bowl Man.
12.5075Mom was nappingDECLNE::REESEToreDown,I'mAlmostLevelW/theGroundFri Jun 09 1995 16:587
    TTHY:  Two more children found dead from heat exhaustion/suffocation
    	   after locking themselves in their mother's car (twin 3 year 
    	   olds).  This is second incident in less than 2 weeks.
    
    TTHT:  Temperature in Atlanta was 82 degrees at 8:30 AM :-(
    
    
12.5076GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed LadyFri Jun 09 1995 17:0812
    
    
    went to bed last nite with an ittybittybaby headache.  woke up this
    morning about 4:50 with a little headache, so i took some advil and
    went back to bed...alarm went off at 6:21....still got the
    headache...reset alarm for 7:21 with hopes of sleeping off the
    headache...nope...took a motrin around 8...around 11, said headache
    starting becoming a minor migrane...it's still there, but here's to
    hoping lunch helped...
    
    :<
    
12.5077SMURF::BINDERFather, Son, and Holy SpigotFri Jun 09 1995 17:085
    Not to compare with the tragedy of .5075, but...
    
    ttht.  The sluggish performance of Marathon on a IIci.  I had to blow
    at least twice as much ammo to take out the last three S'pht on the
    "Defend THIS!" level as I'd have needed on my LC 475.
12.5078WAHOO::LEVESQUEluxure et suppliceFri Jun 09 1995 17:375
    >It was hilarious, but it's depressing to see them get so much popular
    >support.
    
     The question is whether it says more about the voters or the other
    candidates...
12.5079WAHOO::LEVESQUEluxure et suppliceFri Jun 09 1995 17:423
    Network latency.
    
    Getting back too late to have lunch.
12.5080GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA memberFri Jun 09 1995 18:035
    
    Yup Karen, the first was two kids who were locked in a car while the
    mother went in to a party for a few hours.
    
    
12.5081SUBPAC::SADINWe the people?Fri Jun 09 1995 19:146
    
    	yup, real good parents there. Napping without knowing where the
    children are (who really lets their 3yr old out of their sight?) and
    locking the kids in the car while they go to party. 
    
    
12.5082POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of PasshionFri Jun 09 1995 19:252
    
    Jim, do you and your wife take turns sleeping at night?!
12.5083ASDG::GASSAWAYInsert clever personal name hereFri Jun 09 1995 19:267
    
    Chain kids to their parents.
    Jail parents who nap.
    Guillotine any parents who aren't you becaues obviously they can't take
    care of their kids.
    
    Lisa/another reason why I don't want kids
12.5084SUBPAC::SADINWe the people?Fri Jun 09 1995 19:4020
    
    
    	re: .5082
    
    	Lessee here, I lock the door at night with the kids sleeping in the
    next room over from me. If I take a shower during the day while I'm
    home with the kids I lock the doors and instruct them to come get me if
    someone comes to the door (they know enough not to go out). I keep them
    within my sight while they play outside (I am outside with them, not
    watching from inside). I don't chain them to my leg, but I practice
    some common sense. 
    
    	The woman who fell asleep and her kids locked themselves in the
    car, that could be reasoned out and she probably wasn't at fault. The
    one who locked her kids in a hot car and went in to party for a couple
    of hours, well....there's just no excuse. Sorry if you don't see it
    that way.
    
    
    jim
12.5085SUBPAC::SADINWe the people?Fri Jun 09 1995 19:4217
    
    
>    Chain kids to their parents.
>    Jail parents who nap.
>    Guillotine any parents who aren't you becaues obviously they can't take
>    care of their kids.
>    
>    Lisa/another reason why I don't want kids
    
    	taking this a bit far aren't you? I never said the parents should
    be prosecuted in any way. I'm sure neither parent intended for the
    children to die, although the one that went to party for a couple
    hours while locking the kids in a hot car is an idjit to the nth
    degree.
    
    
    jim
12.5086NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Fri Jun 09 1995 19:425
>                                                                      The
>    one who locked her kids in a hot car and went in to party for a couple
>    of hours, well....there's just no excuse.

8-10 hours, according to the Globe.
12.5087SUBPAC::SADINWe the people?Fri Jun 09 1995 19:449
    
    
    	
>8-10 hours, according to the Globe.
    
    	hmmmmm....8-10hrs with no food or water. she wins the prize...
    
    
    jim
12.5088ASDG::GASSAWAYInsert clever personal name hereFri Jun 09 1995 20:0410
    There is no doubt in my mind that the parents who went to the party
    were a few ants short of a picnic, but what really annoyed me was
    apparent demonization of the woman who fell asleep.  Just because you
    have a kid doesn't make you a superman who doesn't require things like
    a nap.  
    
    I suppose you could just lock your kids in the house whenever you got
    tired.  My Mom did this, which is why our bedtime was 7:30pm for years.
    
    Lisa
12.5089POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of PasshionFri Jun 09 1995 20:217
    
    <-- that's exactly what I meant also, jim; you did appear to be blaming
    both the sleeper and the partier equally.
    
    That's why I asked if you and your wife took turns sleeping at night,
    not if you and your wife took turns going to parties, for goodness
    sakes!  I'm not quite as stupid as you seem to think, tyvm.
12.5090SUBPAC::SADINWe the people?Fri Jun 09 1995 20:2320
    
    
    	
>    There is no doubt in my mind that the parents who went to the party
>    were a few ants short of a picnic, but what really annoyed me was
>    apparent demonization of the woman who fell asleep.  Just because you
>    have a kid doesn't make you a superman who doesn't require things like
>    a nap.  
    
    	Sorry about that...I really didn't mean to demonize the napping
    woman in that way. Snap reaction on my part....
    
>    I suppose you could just lock your kids in the house whenever you got
>    tired.  My Mom did this, which is why our bedtime was 7:30pm for years.
    
    	Good bedtime for younguns. I don't nap or go to bed before 10pm at
    night (too much to do) so the my kids hit the hay at 9pm.
    
    	
    jim
12.5091DECLNE::REESEToreDown,I'mAlmostLevelW/theGroundFri Jun 09 1995 20:2610
    The woman who locked her kids in the car to party was in Tennessee;
    IMO she should be prosecuted.  Heard on news the coroner stated
    children's body temps reached 115 degrees; the children were locked
    in that cars for half the day!!
    
    The previous incident two weeks ago in Cobb County was investigated
    by the GBI, so far they've classified it as an accident (both kids
    were found in the trunk of the father's car).
    
    
12.5092SUBPAC::SADINWe the people?Fri Jun 09 1995 20:2720
    
    
    
>    That's why I asked if you and your wife took turns sleeping at night,
>    not if you and your wife took turns going to parties, for goodness
>    sakes!  I'm not quite as stupid as you seem to think, tyvm.
    
    	Eyowza, I raised some hackles with this one! :) Sorry 'bout that
    mz_deb...I would never think you were stupid. If anything my response
    was a bit off target...sorry.
    
    	One has to wonder how long those kiddies were locked in the car
    tho'. Anyone have more details? I would think it would take at least a
    couple of hours for them to suffocate in a hot car, but I have no data
    to back that up.
    
    
    jim (my apologies to all the folks I seem to have offended with my
    previous response)
    
12.5093SUBPAC::SADINWe the people?Fri Jun 09 1995 20:3111
    
    	just read the reply about them being locked in the trunk and I can
    imagine it wouldn't take long for the air-supply to run out in a trunk
    (or for the temp to rise sharply).
    
    	if the authorities are satisfied it was an accident, that's fine
    with me. I feel endlessly sad for the family.
    
    
    jim
    
12.5094CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenFri Jun 09 1995 20:334
    Trunks aren't generally air tight but the temps could be wuite high
    especially if it was a dark car.  
    
    Brian
12.5095NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Fri Jun 09 1995 20:366
>    The previous incident two weeks ago in Cobb County was investigated
>    by the GBI, so far they've classified it as an accident (both kids
>    were found in the trunk of the father's car).

Is this the one involving the 3-year-old twins in College Park?  I thought
this happened yesterday.
12.5096If my experience is any indication...DECWIN::RALTOBurt &amp; Loni in '96Fri Jun 09 1995 20:3711
    Maybe I'm missing something here...
    
    A parent indeed cannot take a nap during the day and leave
    young children awake and unattended, for the same reason that
    a parent cannot leave the house during the day and leave the
    children unattended at home.  All kinds of things can (and do)
    happen while the parent is asleep.
    
    What age children are we talking about here?
    
    Chris
12.5097SUBPAC::SADINWe the people?Fri Jun 09 1995 20:4018
    
    
>    A parent indeed cannot take a nap during the day and leave
>    young children awake and unattended, for the same reason that
>    a parent cannot leave the house during the day and leave the
>    children unattended at home.  All kinds of things can (and do)
>    happen while the parent is asleep.
>    What age children are we talking about here?
    
    	I believe the children were 3 yrs old.
    
    	We also need to give the woman the benefit of the doubt here. Maybe
    the kids fiddled with the door and figured out how to get outside? Who
    knows. I was wrong to judge this woman alongside the one who
    intentionally locked her kids in a hot car for 8hrs. Don't make the
    same mistake....
    
    jim
12.5098NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Fri Jun 09 1995 20:479
If she'd locked the car, the kids couldn't have got in.  Sounds like a good
reason to lock it.

In rereading some of the replies, I gather that we're talking about three
incidents.  The first involved kids in Cobb County locking themselves in the
trunk a couple of weeks ago, the second involved the partying mother locking
her kids in the car for 8-10 hours in Tennesee, and the third involved the
kids locking themselves in a car in College Park, GA.  So how did the kids
get in the trunk?
12.5099what a way to top off an already miserable dayNCMAIL::GEIBELLFISH NAKEDFri Jun 09 1995 20:4810
    
     A real TTHT
    
      Just getting a phone call to be informed of my house being broke
    into. I guess the dogs didnt let the person/people in tho so it not all
    bad. all i hope is they dont plan on coming back.
    
    
                                 Lee
     
12.5100NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Fri Jun 09 1995 20:491
They'll probably come back with a couple of steaks.
12.5102CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanFri Jun 09 1995 20:524


 were the kids taking naps too, and perhaps woke before mom?
12.5103(Reposted to fix yet-another typo)DECWIN::RALTOBurt &amp; Loni in '96Fri Jun 09 1995 20:5331
    >>	I believe the children were 3 yrs old.
    >> We also need to give the woman the benefit of the doubt here.
    
    The parent of three-year-old kids *cannot* go to sleep during the
    day and leave the kids awake and unattended.
    
    I don't think there's much "benefit of the doubt" to be considered,
    other than the current tide of political correctness which essentially
    absolves the parent of responsibility in such matters because of the
    trauma of their loss.
    
    
    >> Maybe the kids fiddled with the door and figured out how to get
    >> outside?
    
    Which is exactly why the parent of three-year-old kids cannot
    go to sleep during the day and leave the kids awake and unattended.
    Kids always do this kind of thing, and it's not a secret hidden deep
    in a book somewhere, it's just common knowledge.
    
    
    >> I was wrong to judge this woman alongside the one who
    >> intentionally locked her kids in a hot car for 8hrs. Don't make the
    >> same mistake....
    
    You may have been wrong to judge her in comparison with the parent
    who intentionally locked her kids in the car (there's a big
    difference in the two cases), but you would not necessarily be
    wrong to consider her to be negligent, given the available facts.
    
    Chris
12.5104Argh!DECWIN::RALTOBurt &amp; Loni in '96Fri Jun 09 1995 20:544
    Now I really messed up... I meant to replace .5101 with .5103.
    Oh well, Friday afternoon.  I'll go delete .5101 now.
    
    Chris
12.5105CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenFri Jun 09 1995 20:557
    RE: the break in....
    
    Sorry to hear about that.  The few times this has happened to me I have
    felt extremely angry and violated.  Few things have made me angry
    enough to become violent, getting ripped off is one.  
    
    Brian
12.5106POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of PasshionFri Jun 09 1995 21:122
    
    Lee, that's awful 8^p.
12.5107CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanFri Jun 09 1995 21:147
 Awful, indeed.




 Jim
12.5108DECLNE::REESEToreDown,I'mAlmostLevelW/theGroundFri Jun 09 1995 21:5317
    Gerald,
    
    You have the chronology on the 3 incidents correct.  There have been
    2 incidents in Georgia; 'bout 2 weeks ago 3 & 4 year old playmates
    climbed into the trunk of one father's car and suffocated.
    
    Yesterday, twin 3 year olds got into the mother's car while the
    mother was napping.  It's difficult to say what happened here because
    neighbors who did talk to a TV crew said they never saw the little
    girls playing alone outside with the other children in the apartment
    complex.  If this was a one time exception, it sure turned out to be
    a tragic one (or maybe the woman didn't feel well, but no one has
    stated this).
    
    IMO, manslaughter charges should be brought against the party girl
    in Tennessee!
    
12.5109TROOA::COLLINSAt the fingertips of gravity...Mon Jun 12 1995 02:0713
    
    Being a rather odd sort of individual, I had (once, long ago) sorted
    all my wood screws by size, length, and finish, in a tackle box.
    
    Tonight, while working on a small project, I had occasion to utilize
    the above mentioned tackle box.  Unfortunately, I did not have the
    presence of mind to ensure the lid of the box was adequately secured
    before picking it up.
    
    Predictably, my screws spilled out all over the floor.
    
    Well...now I have something to keep me occupied one upcoming rainy day.
    
12.5110once bittenTROOA::TEMPLETONBuilt for Comfort not SpeedMon Jun 12 1995 02:318
    Had a run in with a wasp who thought it should have first dibs on the
    good stuff in the composter.
    
    We both lost, I got stung, the wasp got squished.
    Boy does that smart.
    
    
    joan
12.5111 yowch! TROOA::COLLINSAt the fingertips of gravity...Mon Jun 12 1995 02:341
    
12.5112CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanMon Jun 12 1995 02:469


 Oldest son violates bail, is now in the pokey until trial (domestic abuse)
 on 7/26.  Ex wife is out $500.



 Jim
12.5113POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of PasshionMon Jun 12 1995 03:592
    
    Oh dear 8^(.
12.5114GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA memberMon Jun 12 1995 12:0614
    
    
    RE: .5103  Come on, Chris.  This was an accident.  You are going to
    compound their loss with charging them with a crime? That will do a lot
    of good.........
    
    Freak accidents happen and this was one of them.  
    
    
    TTHRecently- My B-I-L.  This SOB is gonna learn not to F with my
    Sister, yes he is.  If he keeps up his current MO, he will learn what
    it's like to deal with the rage.  
    
    Mike
12.5115POWDML::CKELLYPardon My ElationMon Jun 12 1995 12:159
    tth friday:  whilst my vehicle is being repaired, a very lovely lady
    friend of mine was kind enuff to lend me her extra vehicle so I could
    avoid the rental hassle.  I broke her car :-(.  After calling and
    telling her I broke it, grovelling etc, I got her vehicle to her
    mechanic.  Called Dad, he drove me to get a rental.  Not being very
    rich, I went with the cheapest they have...I daren't name the kind, 
    but it is a deathtrap!  Yesterday, taking the entrance ramp to rt 3
    from 293, I did a 360!  I know I wasn't going very fast, but well, it
    was harrowing.  Putt-putted my way in today, yes, I did.
12.5116GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed LadyMon Jun 12 1995 12:2015
    
    tine!!!!!  you poor thing!  ya wanna stay at my place??? it's a lot
    closer to work... :>
    
    sorry about the attempted break-in, lee...but at least they were not
    successful.
    
    and lighten up, chris...while i tend to agree that one shouldn't
    intentionally take a nap and leave one's children unattended, there
    very well could be other circumstance (for one, like jim
    mentioned...maybe they took a nap together {{as a number of parents do
    with their kids}} and the kids woke first...)...to turn around and
    blame her for the accidental death of her two children is ridiculous.
    
    
12.5117POWDML::CKELLYPardon My ElationMon Jun 12 1995 12:233
    thanks raq, it jsut seems that curves in the road are a bit scary,
    straightaways are fine :-)  hopefully my car will be ready tonight
    and i can leave off the deathtrap.
12.5118NETCAD::WOODFORDUSER ERROR::ReplaceUser/PressAnyKeyToCont.Mon Jun 12 1995 13:0414
    
    
    TTH:  ouch...ouch...ooh...ahhh...pain!!!  I have SUCH a bad sunburn
    from spending 8 hours at the air show this past saturday, and the
    entire bottom half of my left leg is covered with chemical burns on
    top of all that! :*(
    
    
    BUT!  I had an awesome weekend anyways!! :*)
    
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.5119WMOIS::GIROUARD_CMon Jun 12 1995 13:093
    sheesh 'tine please be careful out there!
    
    Chip 
12.5120GOOEY::JUDYThat's Ms. Bitch to you!Mon Jun 12 1995 14:196
    
    
    
    
    			everything
    
12.5121BUSY::SLABOUNTYTrouble with a capital 'T'Mon Jun 12 1995 14:233
    
    	Having a bad day, JJ?
    
12.5122GOOEY::JUDYThat's Ms. Bitch to you!Mon Jun 12 1995 14:274
    
    
    	Something like that, yeah......
    
12.5123BUSY::SLABOUNTYTrouble with a capital 'T'Mon Jun 12 1995 14:315
    
    	Yeah, I just saw the detailed explanation.
    
    	If I said I was gonna call, I'D call.  8^)
    
12.5124SMURF::BINDERFather, Son, and Holy SpigotMon Jun 12 1995 14:393
    .5099
    
    Getting burgled sucks.  Happened to me in '76, and it still bugs me. 
12.5125Money? What's money?ROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150kts is TOO slow!Mon Jun 12 1995 14:403
The approximately $18,000 it will cost to sell my house.

Bob
12.5126DEVLPR::DKILLORANMon Jun 12 1995 14:418
    Terrie,
        Sounds painful, but I'm sure that some handsome guy type would be
    more than willing to put some SOOOOOTHING cream on your burn, or
    probably any where you wanted it.... :-)
    
    By the way, how'd you get the chemical burns?
    
    Dan
12.5128NETCAD::WOODFORDUSER ERROR::ReplaceUser/PressAnyKeyToCont.Mon Jun 12 1995 15:2912
    
    
    Dan, my hubby obliged in putting on the aloe ointment, then I did him
    too.  (His neck was sunburned.)  And, I can't tell you how I got the
    chemical burns on my leg.  It belongs in one of those 'Life's most
    embarrassing moments' type stories, so I'll save it for my
    autobiography that I plan to write after I'm famous. :*)
    
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.5129Just like the nipple story.... BIGQ::SILVADiabloMon Jun 12 1995 15:4321
| <<< Note 12.5128 by NETCAD::WOODFORD "USER ERROR::ReplaceUser/PressAnyKeyToCont." >>>



| Dan, my hubby obliged in putting on the aloe ointment, then I did him too.  
                                                         ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

	Wow..... your hubby must have been one happy camper.... heh heh

| And, I can't tell you how I got the chemical burns on my leg. It belongs in 
| one of those 'Life's most embarrassing moments' type stories, so I'll save it 
| for my autobiography that I plan to write after I'm famous. :*)


	Oh.... so we'll hear about it the next time you get brought up on stage
at that Piano Bar, huh? :-)



Glen

12.5130NETCAD::WOODFORDUSER ERROR::ReplaceUser/PressAnyKeyToCont.Mon Jun 12 1995 15:484
    
    
    GLEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    
12.5131CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanMon Jun 12 1995 15:5011


 Plans to have all 3 of my sons at my place for Father's day scrubbed :-(






 Jim
12.5132BIGQ::SILVADiabloMon Jun 12 1995 15:518
| <<< Note 12.5130 by NETCAD::WOODFORD "USER ERROR::ReplaceUser/PressAnyKeyToCont." >>>



| GLEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


	What?
12.5133NETCAD::WOODFORDUSER ERROR::ReplaceUser/PressAnyKeyToCont.Mon Jun 12 1995 15:5410
    
    
    I'll get your for that 'Hot Legs'. :*)
    
    
    
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.5134NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Mon Jun 12 1995 15:573
> Plans to have all 3 of my sons at my place for Father's day scrubbed :-(

Do they normally show up dirty?
12.5135DEVLPR::DKILLORANMon Jun 12 1995 15:599
    
    > I'll get your for that 'Hot Legs'. :*)
    
    Terrie, that is an interesting comment comming from the woman with the
    chemical burns !
    :-)
    
    Dan
    
12.5136CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanMon Jun 12 1995 15:5911



>> Plans to have all 3 of my sons at my place for Father's day scrubbed :-(

>Do they normally show up dirty?


 Frankly, I'd be happy if they showed up.  One in the pokey kinda changes that
 though.
12.5137Yet another roasted skullDECWIN::RALTOOprah &amp; Phil in '96Mon Jun 12 1995 16:2612
    I expected the bald-headed sunburn that I got at the weekend
    DARE carnival, but having worn a high-collared shirt, I didn't
    expect to get one on my neck, right down where it meets my
    shoulders.
    
    Maybe they were using some secret micro-rays during the SWAT-team
    demo (during which I admirably kept both quiet and straight-faced,
    by the way).
    
    At least we got a couple of nice fly-overs from the Hanscom air show...
    
    Chris
12.5138i should have fasted today...GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed LadyMon Jun 12 1995 16:5423
    
    it started out this morning...not being ready to go for my usual run to
    the cafe to get ice/coffee/bagel when my companion was ready....finally
    get down there....i order my coffee...she tells me no cream at that
    station...no biggie, i'll put it in myself over there....get over
    'there', it is empty...so i have to use {gak} milk in my coffee (now,
    mind you, i used to always use milk...but once someone who shall remain
    nameless {{mz_deb}} got me to use cream, well, milk just does coffee no
    justice)....i go to get my bagel....yeah...they have blueberry...argh...
    no cream cheese...plenty of peanut butter, but on blueberry????  i
    don't think so...i ask if they have more out back...nope...grrrrrrr...so
    i decided to get a muffin...do they even have anything that resembles a
    muffin i recognize???  nope...i end up with a coffee roll...which i do
    like, but it was not at all what i wanted {or really needed}....so, why
    did i expect lunch to be any different????  oh, i don't know...but
    needless to say, except for the company on the walk to/from, lunch was
    rather disappointing as well....just wasn't right...
    
    {sigh}
    
    
    
    
12.5139lifes a highwayBIGQ::HAWKEMon Jun 12 1995 16:575
    losing my close commutting partner after 4+ wonderful years 
    together...
    
    
               Dean
12.5140NETCAD::WOODFORDUSER ERROR::ReplaceUser/PressAnyKeyToCont.Mon Jun 12 1995 16:5913
    
    
    Thanks Dean....Now I'm gonna have that song in my head
    for the rest of the day!
    
    
    
    
    Life is a highway and I wanna ride it all night long....
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.5141NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Mon Jun 12 1995 17:241
Blueberry bagels?  Eeeuw!  Bagels shouldn't be sweet.
12.5143WMOIS::GIROUARD_CMon Jun 12 1995 17:324
    blueberry bagles is dee best! i gets one every mornin' and usually i
    whacks it down nekkid.
    
    Chip
12.5145PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BMon Jun 12 1995 17:397
       
>>       Thanks for sharing, Chip.

	as long as it's not the blueberry bagel.  it's painful to even
	write those two words consecutively.  "blueberry" and "bagel", that
	is.

12.5146Infernal invention.GAAS::BRAUCHERMon Jun 12 1995 17:424
    
      Automatic transmissions.
    
      bb
12.5147Need two shots in the morning....PERFOM::LICEA_KANEwhen it's comin' from the leftMon Jun 12 1995 17:5215
    
    But blueberry bagels are much better than ham-and-cheese-on-bagel
    "snacks" served on some airplanes.  (That's damning with faint praise
    for the reading-between-the-lines-impaired.)
    
|   And milk (or anything else that color) has no business in coffee,
|   either.
    
    Other than water, I can't think of anything at all that belongs in
    coffee.
    
    Which reminds me, I want to know what happened to the Coffee Connection
    in Lexington this morning.
    
    								-mr. bill
12.5148CBHVAX::CBHLager LoutMon Jun 12 1995 17:5511
>    Other than water, I can't think of anything at all that belongs in
>    coffee.
    
er, and the coffee, perhaps?

re automatics,

Autos are for puffs, anyway.  Besides, it's fun making nasty grinding
noises with a manual!  I dread to think how many gearboxes I've totalled...

Chris.
12.5149I'm funny that way....PERFOM::LICEA_KANEwhen it's comin' from the leftMon Jun 12 1995 18:013
    I prefer it if the coffee remains in the filter.
    
    								-mr. bill
12.5150BIGQ::SILVADiabloMon Jun 12 1995 18:024

	Coils on Toyota's.....stuff them underneath the distributer cap and one
of the 2 screws won't come off...... wish I had my socket set with me......
12.5152CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenMon Jun 12 1995 18:171
    Coffee Connection was bought by Starbucks, sometime ago too.  
12.5153WMOIS::GIROUARD_CMon Jun 12 1995 18:173
    thanks Di... darn keyboard :-)
    
    Chip
12.5155It was just a major screwup....PERFOM::LICEA_KANEwhen it's comin' from the leftMon Jun 12 1995 18:4037
    re: CC in Lexington
    
    Well, given the shrug from an employee locked out at the backdoor, I
    doubt they've "buckled under".
    
    More likely somebody who was supposed to have a key wasn't there.
    Or, somebody who was supposed to be there with a key was there but
    without the key.
    
    
    As far as the "Evil Ones from Seattle" it was a friendly takeover
    afterall.  The deal is that merchandise is from Starbucks.  So, now
    if you buy your paper filters at Coffee Connection, you will pay
    for the Starbucks artwork on the box.
    
    Cofree Connection does carrying Starbucks coffee beans.  Including
    that preground vacuum packed stuff.
    
    But they continue to carry the Coffee Connection beans, and if you
    know what you are doing, those are the ones that you want.
    
    
    The number of times I've gotten a so-so espresso from Coffee Connection
    can be counted on two fingers.  I've yet to be served a good one at
    *any* Starbucks.  (And back to damning with faint praise, the espresso
    at the Charlotte International Airport was by far the best Starbucks
    espresso I've ever been served.)  I'm convinced Starbucks knows milk
    and syrup, but they don't have a clue about coffee.
    
    Other places for good espresso:  Que Brada Cafe, next to the Capitol
    in East Arlington is consistently exceptional.  And Cafe Tiramisu
    in Arlington Center (next to BayBank) sometimes is very good.  (The
    food is always very good.)  Oh, near the White House on New York Avenue
    there are half-a-dozen coffee joints at one intersection.  Pass on the
    Starbucks (of course) and try Baristas instead.
    
    								-mr. bill
12.5156PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BMon Jun 12 1995 18:443
    sigh.  used to live right down the street from Que Brada - miss
    that place.  decent croissants.  Via Lago was handy too.
12.5157POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of PasshionMon Jun 12 1995 18:452
    
    Omigawd, quebrada {lust}.  Their sticky buns, too, yum 8^q.
12.5158NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Mon Jun 12 1995 18:492
Di, you used to live in Ahlington?  I guess the beauty of Chemsfid makes up
for the loss of that yuppy coffee place, huh?
12.5159DEVLPR::DKILLORANMon Jun 12 1995 18:519
    > Omigawd, quebrada {lust}.  Their sticky buns, too, yum 8^q.
    
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    
    Can that be posted here ! ? ! ?
    
    :-)
    
    Dan
12.5161PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BMon Jun 12 1995 18:532
 Mmm.  Starting in '82, I lived in Carlisle for 4 years, then Ahlington for
 4 years, and now Chemsfid.  I'm tellin' ya, it's just up, up, up.
12.5163CALLME::MR_TOPAZMon Jun 12 1995 18:561
       Have a Gansett.
12.5164TROOA::COLLINSAt the fingertips of gravity...Mon Jun 12 1995 19:213
    
    Backing up a VAXmate to 5.25" floppy, using stone knives and bearskins.
    
12.5165POBOX::BATTIShave pool cue, will travelMon Jun 12 1995 19:423
    
    wow John, you sure are advanced there up in Cananda, you truly are
    lucky.
12.5166TROOA::COLLINSAt the fingertips of gravity...Mon Jun 12 1995 19:455
    
    ...the stories I could tell you, Mark...
    
    ;^)
    
12.5167POLAR::RICHARDSONAntihistamine Free BaloneyMon Jun 12 1995 20:261
    So, Cananda? Boy, are the Quebec separatists in for a big surprise.
12.5168CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanTue Jun 13 1995 01:1411



 My former mother in law somehow or other gets my son bailed out of jail.
 I cannot <ro> believe it.  




 Jim
12.5169Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnTue Jun 13 1995 02:3310
    My video is well and truely <r.o>ed. Damn thing, can't get a picture on
    it. Well I almost can, except 95% of the screen is fuzzy and there is
    no sound. I NEED HELP WITH THIS !!!! (it's not the tracking)
    
    I was using it on Sunday, it was fine, (afternoon), I then put in
    another tape during the evening and it was busted. I tried several
    tapes and it still does what ever it's doing. Is it at all possible
    that the thing just needs to be cleaned ?????
    
    Please help... I'm knacked without the vcr.
12.5170Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnTue Jun 13 1995 02:387
    And another thing.... I am being thrown out of my apartment on Friday
    because the lease is up and the landlord wants to paint the place. I 
    have not found anywhere to live and today is tuesday. This is causing
    me a few <r.o> problems.
    
    Young professional athletic male, seeks room to live for 5-6 months, 
    clean & tidy, helpful, if you can help call 555-4321.
12.5171MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Tue Jun 13 1995 04:414
Try cleaning your VCR _AFTER_ finding a new flat, Martin.

Haven't you had several weeks/months to shop around?

12.5172MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Tue Jun 13 1995 04:437
>    Backing up a VAXmate to 5.25" floppy, using stone knives and bearskins.
    
You've got it wrong, John. You should have killed it with the stone knife,
wrapped it in the bearskin, dropped it in the nearest Great Lake, and tried
to skip the 5.25" floppies across the water.


12.5173Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnTue Jun 13 1995 05:073
    I have had a while to look, however, I just can't find anything that
    is suitable. The places are either really small or too expensive.
    I am very very very peeed off about the whole thing ackachully.
12.5174HBFDT1::SCHARNBERGSenior KodierwurstTue Jun 13 1995 08:3516
12.5175WMOIS::GIROUARD_CTue Jun 13 1995 10:196
    ::DAVIS you're being thrown out because they're painting your
    apartment and it's going to take 6 months?
    
    come on sporto... level with us. whaddya do?
    
    Chip
12.5176CALDEC::RAHa wind from the EastTue Jun 13 1995 11:317
    
    realizing i'll never fit in in this state. 
    
    six months and still people treat me as if i 
    were a martian or something.
    
    
12.5177POWDML::CKELLYPardon My ElationTue Jun 13 1995 11:451
    does it help if I tell you that you are my favorite martian, RAHoney?
12.5178WMOIS::GIROUARD_CTue Jun 13 1995 11:571
    RAH is really Ray Walston?
12.5179POWDML::CKELLYPardon My ElationTue Jun 13 1995 12:123
    chip!
    
    SHHH!!  It's a secret! :-)
12.5180WMOIS::GIROUARD_CTue Jun 13 1995 12:203
    whew, 'tine... for a moment there i thought i was the TTHT!
    
    :-)
12.5181POWDML::CKELLYPardon My ElationTue Jun 13 1995 12:231
    nevah, dahling, nevah!
12.5182SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBe vewy caweful of yapping zebwasTue Jun 13 1995 13:0410
    
    re: .5176
    
    Well... with a chin like that... what'd you expect?????
    
    
    
    
     :) :) :) :)
    
12.5183CNTROL::JENNISONRevive us, Oh LordTue Jun 13 1995 13:164
	RAH, take the antenna off your head

	HTH
12.5184PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BTue Jun 13 1995 13:313
   lord knows, it's prolly not the pink shirt.

12.5185GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed LadyTue Jun 13 1995 16:5310
    
    ttht:  that wench in the red car that pulled out of the bank right up
    to my bumper (from which it was visible to see my back-up lights and
    right blinking blinker) and refused to move so i could continue my
    parallel parking process...
    
    ttht:  bringing my umbrella in from the car in case it was raining when
    i went out for lunch...and then leaving it on my desk when i went out
    at lunch...
    
12.5187SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBe vewy caweful of yapping zebwasTue Jun 13 1995 18:0710
    
    re: .5185
    
    raq...
    
     I would have stayed put until the "wench" (are guys allowed to say
    that?) pulled around me....
    
      Been there.... done that...
    
12.5188CSOA1::LEECHTue Jun 13 1995 18:181
    Guess you could say you had a "wench" thrown into the works...
12.5189BUSY::SLABOUNTYTrouble with a capital 'T'Tue Jun 13 1995 18:245
    
    	RE: raq
    
    	Sounds like you were screwed, driver.
    
12.5190POLAR::RICHARDSONAntihistamine-free BolognaTue Jun 13 1995 18:261
    By hooker by crook, she eventually got out.
12.5191can't think of any puns... :<GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed LadyTue Jun 13 1995 18:575
    
    
    andy, street was a bit narrow...cars on either side...
    
    
12.5192SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBe vewy caweful of yapping zebwasTue Jun 13 1995 19:046
    
    Then I woulda waited until the genteel lady got it through her thick
    skull to back up slightly...
    
     Situations like that, I can wait with the best of em!!
    
12.5193CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenTue Jun 13 1995 19:121
    How about a really bad poem then?
12.5194Okay, I warned ya' :-)CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenTue Jun 13 1995 19:3123
    	The Ode to Raquel 
    
    	street was a bit narrow...cars on either side...
    	This bimbo on my bumper, I really can't abide. 
    	I sneer and spit and froth and bark
    	All I wanna do is park! 
    	With blinker blinking and brake lights on, 
    	I wave her past, C'mon move on!
    	She stares and honks and even nudging
    	But here I sit, no sir, no budging!
    	How crass!  How Rude!  How truly awful!
    	That parking space was really lawful!
    	I finally give, a look of scorn
    	And as I leave, I honk my horn
    	The birds are flipped, the words are uttered.
    	About her family, things I muttered!	
    	My car is finally parked, though longer it did take.
    	I'm really really mad, that "woman" is a snake. 
    	I'm here and at my desk, my wounds they have been licked.
    	It's a really awful way, to start the day off ticked.   
    		
    		
    	Brian  :-)
12.5195POBOX::BATTIShave pool cue, will travelTue Jun 13 1995 19:502
    
    Brian, that was ***so** good.
12.5196POLAR::RICHARDSONAntihistamine-free BolognaTue Jun 13 1995 20:061
    Brian, are you really Snoop Doggy Dog?
12.5197SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBe vewy caweful of yapping zebwasTue Jun 13 1995 20:105
    
    <------
    
    short-stop for the Expos..... right????
    
12.5198CBHVAX::CBHLager LoutTue Jun 13 1995 21:285
>       But I was certainly disappointed in Ab Fab last night.
       
the British or American version?

Chris.
12.5199OOTOOL::CHELSEAMostly harmless.Tue Jun 13 1995 21:291
    There is no American version -- yet.
12.5200snarfCBHVAX::CBHLager LoutTue Jun 13 1995 21:360
12.5201CBHVAX::CBHLager LoutTue Jun 13 1995 21:396
somehow, I'm not convinced an American version would work, but I
hear they're going ahead with it anyway.  Who're lined up to play
the parts of Saunders, Lumley and Sawhala(sp?)?  Having said that,
I find that various episodes can be either very funny or very dull.

Chris.
12.5202GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed LadyTue Jun 13 1995 21:597
    
    
    brian...thank you so much!!!
    
    that is going on my wall.... :> ;>
    
    
12.5203SPEZKO::FRASERMobius Loop; see other sideTue Jun 13 1995 22:5314
        American version  of  Ab  Fab?  Hah.  Reportedly, the gawdawful
        Rosanne has bought  the  rights  to it.  It'll likely turn out
        the  way  the  immortal  Fawlty  Towers  did  when  the  studio
        immediately  _wrote  out_  Basil (which  horrified  and  amazed
        Cleese) and put the gawdawful Bea Arthur whose thespian talents
        run the gamut from A to B  in  as  the  "star".  Besides which,
        American TV is so PC that the whole  point  of the series would
        most probably be buried in banalities.
        
        In my (not so) humble opinion, of course.
        
        Andy
        

12.5204Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnWed Jun 14 1995 00:018
    Chip......
    
    Errrr, I guess I didn't explain the situation very well. I am leaving
    the apartment because it would be two weeks before I could move back in
    again, and the landlord (greedy sob) is putting the rent up by quite a 
    bit, which I am not willing to pay.
    
    HH
12.5206BIGQ::SILVADiabloWed Jun 14 1995 02:498


	Brian... the talent you posess is indeed held by few people. That was
too damn good! :-)


Glen
12.5207Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnWed Jun 14 1995 03:225
    Glen, 
    
    Where ya been ??
    
    HH
12.5208WMOIS::GIROUARD_CWed Jun 14 1995 10:3110
    getting a flat 2.5 miles inot my 12 mile time trial last night!
    
    i tried not to whine too much because it's only the 2nd time in
    6 yrs, but i felt so good, the conditions were nice, and i was
    going so fast. well, it was to fastest 2.5 miles i ever did
    averaging 28.2 miles per hour.
    
    next week!
    
    Chip
12.5209WAHOO::LEVESQUEMr BlisterWed Jun 14 1995 11:436
    athena realm down from 6-9am this morning, and I got in at 6:45...
    
    mail indicating this "scheduled" downtime saying "sorry for the late
    notice but..."
    
    soreness and fatigue
12.5210POBOX::BATTIShave pool cue, will travelWed Jun 14 1995 12:282
    
    cheer up Mark, at least you have your health!
12.5211CNTROL::JENNISONRevive us, Oh LordWed Jun 14 1995 12:465
	Chip,  the first 2.5 miles of any ride from my house is
	all downhill, too!

	Quel coincidence!
12.5212you have been warnedGAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed LadyWed Jun 14 1995 12:558
    
    
    tth:  i am in a cranky mood today.
    
    
    stay clear
    
    
12.5213BIGQ::SILVADiabloWed Jun 14 1995 13:156
| <<< Note 12.5207 by SNOFS1::DAVISM "Happy Harry Hard On" >>>


| Where ya been ??

	HH..... I've been busy. :-)
12.5214BIGQ::SILVADiabloWed Jun 14 1995 13:169
| <<< Note 12.5212 by GAVEL::JANDROW "Green-Eyed Lady" >>>



| tth:  i am in a cranky mood today.
| stay clear

	Hey everyone! raq is doing her imitation of a model T today!!!

12.5215GOOEY::JUDYThat's Ms. Bitch to you!Wed Jun 14 1995 14:208
    
    
    	Seeing Mike Greenwell get injured and taken off the field
    	on a stretcher in last night's game.....anybody heard anything
    	on his condition?
    
    	JJ
    
12.5216WMOIS::GIROUARD_CWed Jun 14 1995 14:243
    .5211 come on down to the TT some (and do some climbing)...
    
          Chip
12.5217BUSY::SLABOUNTYTrouble with a capital 'T'Wed Jun 14 1995 15:0714
    
    	Took the back road from Upton to Westboro yesterday morning, and
    	was 3 or 4 vehicles behind a school bus when it stopped right at
    	a corner to pick up a cute little 6- or 7-year old.
    
    	Lights flashing, then the "STOP" sign flips out.  As soon as the
    	sign comes out, she zips right across the road, not even checking
    	to make sure there are no cars coming.
    
    	Don't kids learn to look before crossing, or is it true that we
    	are giving them a false sense of security by "guaranteeing" them
    	that they won't get run over because "cars have to stop when that
    	sign flips out"?
    
12.5218MKOTS3::JMARTINI press on toward the goalWed Jun 14 1995 15:297
    Mike Greenwell was just trying to get some publicity.  Fred Lynn did a
    similar thing in the 1975 World series on a Ken Griffey shot to center
    field.  
    
    Fred Lynn was still great and Greenwell is a flash in the pan!
    
    -Jack
12.5219WMOIS::GIROUARD_CWed Jun 14 1995 15:355
    Jack, that makes Greenwell a pretty long flash...
    
    anyone got any stats to size these guys up?
    
    
12.5220BUSY::SLABOUNTYTrouble with a capital 'T'Wed Jun 14 1995 16:015
    
    	Gut feel says that Fred Lynn was a better defensive player, but
    	Greenwell is a better all-around offensive player.  But Fred had
    	more power and hit more homeruns than Greenwell.
    
12.5221GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed LadyWed Jun 14 1995 16:125
    
    jj...heard on the radio this morning that greenwell is fine.
    
    
    
12.5222BIGQ::HAWKEWed Jun 14 1995 16:2010
>>    	was 3 or 4 vehicles behind a school bus when it stopped right at
>>    	a corner to pick up a cute little 6- or 7-year old.
    
  
    
    Shawn i've heard of cruising the high schools but isn't this
    taking it a bit to far ? :-)   
    
    
    	Signed another 16yr old
12.5223Carry the 40...GAAS::BRAUCHERWed Jun 14 1995 16:444
    
      Buzzarde, if ye be sweet 16, ye be using about base 40, I reckon.
    
      bb
12.5224BIGQ::HAWKEWed Jun 14 1995 16:495
    tis true this is only a summer job for me :-).....
    
    B-day was yesterday 6/13/xx
    
        A Youngin
12.5225BIGQ::SILVADiabloWed Jun 14 1995 17:2018

	Defensively, Lynn was better.

	Batting average, Greenwell was better.

	On base %, Lynn was better. (he loved to walk and greenwell swings at 
	the 1st pitch)

	Slugging %, Lynn is far better.

	Homeruns, Lynn was FAR better.

	Injuries, Greenwell has played through most of his. Lynn got injured a
	lot.


	Overall, I'd take Lynn over Greenwell. 
12.5226BUSY::SLABOUNTYTrouble with a capital 'T'Wed Jun 14 1995 17:205
    
    	RE: Dean
    
    	Whatever it takes.  8^)
    
12.5227GOOEY::JUDYThat's Ms. Bitch to you!Wed Jun 14 1995 20:169
    
    
    	Thanks Raq...
    
    	Dean, how much will you pay me to keep your age quiet?  =)
    	(ok, so I don't know exactly but I'd come pretty close!)
    
    	JJ
    
12.5228ahemBIGQ::HAWKEWed Jun 14 1995 20:506
    no deal JJ I already let everybody know I'm
    16  
    
    ps(see me offline and we can work something out :-))
    
    		Dean
12.5229Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnWed Jun 14 1995 23:342
    TTH Yesterday - Suffering all day from the effects of alcohol. I had
    the taste of beer in my all day ! YUMMY !!!
12.5230SUBURB::COOKSHalf Man,Half BiscuitThu Jun 15 1995 11:236
    Waking up this morning. Dehydrated,sweaty and knackered.
    
    Mind you,it was good fun shouting "MORNING PODGE!" to my friend Podge
    who slept on the setee.
    
    
12.5231CBHVAX::CBHLager LoutThu Jun 15 1995 11:515
>    Waking up this morning.

why not try the afternoon, then?  I find it works wonders...

Chris.
12.5232CSOA1::LEECHThu Jun 15 1995 12:383
    Spilling coffee on my new Rockports.  Stupid plastic door on the coffee
    machine wouldn't give my my rightfully paid for product- needless to
    say, I did finally wrestle it free.  Grrrr.
12.5233SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBe vewy caweful of yapping zebwasThu Jun 15 1995 12:428
    
    re: .5232
    
    Serves you right for trying to get coffee out of a machine that gives
    you a "product"...
    
    :)
    
12.5234CBHVAX::CBHLager LoutThu Jun 15 1995 13:067
The coffee machine we had when we used to be part of Philips was a
top comedy item.  The plastic door would try to bite your hand off
when you reached in for the coffee, and then on trying to remove
the cup a small ledge would cause it to tip over leaving embarrasing
(if not painful!) stains down your trousers.  Them wuz the days.

Chris.
12.5235BIGQ::SILVADiabloThu Jun 15 1995 13:093

	Andy, don't those coffee machines give you a bi-product???? :-)
12.5236CSOA1::LEECHThu Jun 15 1995 13:163
    re: .5234
    
    Sounds like we inherited your old machine.  
12.5237CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanThu Jun 15 1995 13:169

 Just about everything.





 Jim
12.5238GOOEY::JUDYThat's Ms. Bitch to you!Thu Jun 15 1995 14:2110
    
    
    	re: Dean
    
    	16??!!!  (cough, sputter)    =)
    
    	TTHT   saying bye to a friend here at ZKO that's going to 
    		MRO.  He's a beautiful person both physically and
    		personality wise...wish I could clone him.
    
12.5240BUSY::SLABOUNTYTrouble with a capital 'T'Thu Jun 15 1995 14:345
    
    	Then I guess we'll see another entry here by JJ.
    
    	8^)
    
12.5241The kids are out of schoolMKOTS1::BUTLERThu Jun 15 1995 14:374
    the kiddies are out of school for the summer and my daughter just took
    of in the white Toyota. :-(
    
    Don
12.5242BUSY::SLABOUNTYTrouble with a capital 'T'Thu Jun 15 1995 14:387
    
	>my daughter just took of in the white Toyota. :-(
    
    
    	Did you get the plate number?  There's still time to catch her
    	if you call the police now.
    
12.5243Guiness book - shortest bad spieling ?GAAS::BRAUCHERThu Jun 15 1995 14:394
    
       "off" ?
    
      bb
12.5244GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed LadyThu Jun 15 1995 14:4511
    
    tth:  finally broke out the new blaq squeaqies (well, they are not
    "new", i bought them 2+ years ago along with the pair i have been
    wearing since then {not continuously} and they have never been worn)..
    and i forgot how uncomfy the first day of wearing them was going to
    be... ;<
    
    also, my ttwa note...
    
    AND none of my sisters is here today... :< :< :<
    
12.5245PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BThu Jun 15 1995 14:504
	have this feeling that another read of Hesse's _A Journey to
	the East_ is in order, but can't find my copy.  sigh.

12.5246BUSY::SLABOUNTYTrouble with a capital 'T'Thu Jun 15 1995 15:578
    
    	Shot down again.
    
    	Oh well ... at least THIS excuse was more believable than "I
    	have to wash my hair" or "my grandmother is sick".
    
    	8^)
    
12.5247WAHOO::LEVESQUEMr BlisterThu Jun 15 1995 16:061
     What was it? The old "I'll retch if I go out with you"?
12.5248CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenThu Jun 15 1995 16:553
    More like "I have to stay home and wash my fish."  :-)
    
    
12.5249SX4GTO::OLSONDoug Olson, ISVETS Palo AltoThu Jun 15 1995 17:0315
    stupid condo association.
    
    morons put an 'emergency' phone in for the pool guard last year,
    completely ignoring the architectural planning approval process and
    documenting NONE of the work; instead of filing written plans in
    advance of ANY construction as required in our bylaws.  I care because
    they put up a pole and a wire right off our balcony; and there are no
    other exposed wires in the entire complex.  Now, they have the gall to
    say that it isn't out of keeping with the architectural aesthetics of
    the rest of the place.  I'm planning to offer binding arbitration if
    the board doesn't respond well to the 8X10 glossies and copies of the
    bylaws highlighting the parts they violated I plan to bring to the next
    meeting.   Argh.
    
    DougO
12.5250Uh - you mean the warranty just expired ?GAAS::BRAUCHERThu Jun 15 1995 17:052
    
      Bills for fixed automatic transmissions.  bb
12.5251PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BThu Jun 15 1995 17:364
	if the people in the cubicles near me were to learn any more
	buzzwords, they could start their own hive.

12.5252WAHOO::LEVESQUEMr BlisterThu Jun 15 1995 17:481
     I'm now sporting a curried shrimp shirt.
12.5253BUSY::SLABOUNTYTrouble with a capital 'T'Thu Jun 15 1995 17:506
    
    > I'm now sporting a curried shrimp shirt.
    
    
    	I know you're short, but I wouldn't call you a shrimp.
    
12.5254BUSY::SLABOUNTYTrouble with a capital 'T'Thu Jun 15 1995 17:5010
    
	>if the people in the cubicles near me were to learn any more
	>buzzwords, they could start their own hive.
    
    
    	Did anyone ever see the "Buzzword Bingo" Dilbert strip?  One
    	of my favorites!!
    
    	"Bingo, sir."
    
12.5255CBHVAX::CBHLager LoutThu Jun 15 1995 18:054
TTRHT: having to drive over to Leighton Bastard.  My average speed on the
way back was 22mph.  Grr.

Chris.
12.5256GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed LadyThu Jun 15 1995 18:215
    
    
    tth:  today is my grampa's 60th birthday and he no longer lives nearby
    to go celebrate... ;<
    
12.5257CSOA1::LEECHThu Jun 15 1995 18:327
    I now have tomato sauce on my pink shirt.  Even being extremely careful
    not to spash, my plastic fork seemed to have a mind of its own.
    
    First my Rockports, now my pink shirt.  It's a conspiracy, I tell you!! 
    I bet the Trilateral Commission is behind this!
    
    -steve (grrrr...)
12.5258SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBe vewy caweful of yapping zebwasThu Jun 15 1995 18:437
    
    <------
    
    Did the tomato sauce come out of a machine??
    
    :)
    
12.5259CBHVAX::CBHLager LoutThu Jun 15 1995 19:026
>    Did the tomato sauce come out of a machine??
    
did you know that ATMs have to be tested for their resilience to tomato
sauce saches being shoved into the card slot?  Interesting fact no 15,456,563,978,126,762,247,824.

Chris.
12.5260BIGQ::SILVADiabloThu Jun 15 1995 19:094

	Steve..... maybe it's the ghosts of the FF's coming to haunt you for
giving up their style of dressing...... 
12.5261TROOA::COLLINSCity Of Tiny LightsThu Jun 15 1995 19:103
    
    Steve has always been a well regulated dresser.
    
12.5262POLAR::RICHARDSONThu Jun 15 1995 19:141
    But now he's a jolly comfortable chesterfield.
12.5263POBOX::BATTIShave pool cue, will travelThu Jun 15 1995 19:202
    
    and an admitted snarfaholic as well.
12.5264MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuaryThu Jun 15 1995 19:3114
    TTHY:

    Reading the paper and finding out that one of my best friends from
    my college daze is under investigation and may be indicted for
    criminal mismanagement of funds... he's such a fine person too!
    And one who, truth be told, I always considered a moral compass;
    he was the one who would be studying into the wee hours while
    I partied my brains out... used to piss him off too, because we'd
    both end up with good grades, but only he earned them!

    I just hope things get sorted out for him.

    -b
12.526520 yearsTIS::HAMBURGERREMEMBER NOVEMBER: FREEDOM COUNTSThu Jun 15 1995 19:435
Today June 15 marks exactly 20 years at DEC.

June 15 1975 was a Monday, my starting day.
Amos
12.5266;')GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA memberThu Jun 15 1995 19:445
    
    You old fart!
    
    
    Condolences,
12.5267MKOTS3::JMARTINI press on toward the goalThu Jun 15 1995 19:481
    Freddie Lynn Retired years ago.  You are old!
12.5268BIGQ::SILVADiabloThu Jun 15 1995 20:539
| <<< Note 12.5264 by MPGS::MARKEY "The bottom end of Liquid Sanctuary" >>>


	Welcome back Brian!!!

| we'd both end up with good grades, but only he earned them!

	Brian..... how DID you get those good grades ifn ya never earned them,
hmmmm??????
12.5269MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuaryThu Jun 15 1995 21:3213
>   Brian..... how DID you get those good grades ifn ya never earned them,
>   hmmmm??????
    
    I was one of those people that could get by -- more than get by --
    with very little (or even, no) studying. Imagine my surprise when
    I got out in the "real world" and found out that "real work" doesn't
    happen so easily!
    
    My kids are the same way I was... which is why I try and impress
    upon them that even if you are smart enough to "wing it", it's
    not a good idea in the long run...
    
    -b
12.5270Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnThu Jun 15 1995 23:391
    Not much.
12.5271CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanFri Jun 16 1995 02:283

 Lost the second game of our doubleheader tonight
12.5272POLAR::RICHARDSONFri Jun 16 1995 02:311
    Well, at least you didn't lose the third game of your doubleheader.
12.5273Then what??????????TROOA::TEMPLETONBuilt for Comfort not SpeedFri Jun 16 1995 02:376
    Just heard we are going to have to suffer at least five more days of
    beautiful blue skies and warm temperatures.
    
    
    
    joan
12.5274POLAR::RICHARDSONFri Jun 16 1995 02:381
    hail and fire mixed with blood.
12.5275Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnFri Jun 16 1995 02:421
    TTHT - It is raining and cold, :*( bloody weather.
12.5276POLAR::RICHARDSONFri Jun 16 1995 02:471
    Then the long haired helicopters arrive.
12.5277MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Fri Jun 16 1995 06:315
>    TTHT - It is raining and cold, :*( bloody weather.

Well, it's winter there. What do you want?
It's our turn for the good stuff, you know.

12.5278byeAIMTEC::MORABITO_PHotlanta RocksFri Jun 16 1995 09:259
TTHT

My last day in the box and with DEC.  This week I have been in a fog thinking
of all the memories of the last 12 1/2 years.  

Thanks to all who made the trip worthwhile.

Paul
12.5279GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed LadyFri Jun 16 1995 12:2712
    
    
    tthlastnite:  not following my original plan of going to the gym when
    my neighbor called and invited me out to slattery's with her and a
    friend in need of cheering up...didn't drink, but we didn't get home
    til after 11:30 and by then i guess i was just wired because i couldn't
    sleep...i remember getting up at 1:32 to potty and my eyes were killing
    me...must have been wicked dried out from the smoke or something...and
    i was up a 1/2 hour before the alarm went off and couldn't get back to
    sleep...
    
    
12.5280SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBe vewy caweful of yapping zebwasFri Jun 16 1995 12:374
    
    
    See what not exercising will do for ya!!!!
    
12.5281_AND_ I have to be _HERE_ todayTIS::HAMBURGERREMEMBER NOVEMBER: FREEDOM COUNTSFri Jun 16 1995 13:1411
At O-dark hundred (3 am or so) the dang dog (who was outside for the night
because she developed a hissy-fit and wouldn't come in at 11) had a
mixup with a skunk. so at 3:xx I was hosing-off the dog and saying rude
things about her heritage :-}
could NOT get back to sleep except for a few fits of 10-15 minutes (the fact
that the whole house smelled of skunk didn't help :-})

so I'm tired/cranky/mean (pick 3)!

Amos
12.5282harvester of sorrowMKOTS3::CASHMONa kind of human gom jabbarFri Jun 16 1995 13:3612
    
    Everyone is quitting all around me.  I've managed to work only 61 hours
    so far this week, only because I've turned down as much overtime as 
    I've accepted (my supervisor has worked 91.)  That's nothing compared
    to what next week looks like.
    
    All life is suffering.  What the hell, I'll read Soapbox!
    
    
    
    Rob
    
12.5283It's God getting you back for yesterday. :')GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA memberFri Jun 16 1995 13:376
    
    You forgot old.......
    
    
    
    hope this helps,
12.5284:-}TIS::HAMBURGERREMEMBER NOVEMBER: FREEDOM COUNTSFri Jun 16 1995 14:0711
>            <<< Note 12.5283 by GRANPA::MWANNEMACHER "NRA member" >>>
>               -< It's God getting you back for yesterday. :') >-

    
>    You forgot old.......
    
    
    
OK so I'm Mean/cranky/tired/old (pick 4) :-} :-} :-}

but at least I'm not a liberal :-} :-} :-} :-} :-}
12.5285MKOTS3::RAUHI survived the Cruel SpaFri Jun 16 1995 14:138
    A friend is suffering from the pollen. Now is taking some doctors
    prescription(sp).. Anyhow, I quoted her W.C. Fields.. some what...:)
    
    'water never touched it. Fish have sex in it.'.:) Imagine what he would
    say about the pollen in the air of New England around this time of the
    year.:)
    
    
12.5286:')GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA memberFri Jun 16 1995 14:143
    
    
    Ouch, that hurt Amos......
12.5287How niceBIGQ::SILVADiabloFri Jun 16 1995 15:076
12.5288Probable new record in BawhstonMKOTS3::CASHMONa kind of human gom jabbarMon Jun 19 1995 04:316
    
    The temperature in the MA/NH area may hit 100 degrees (Fahrenheit)
    today, with high humidity.  The record in Boston for this date was 96.
    
    Phew, what a scorcher...
    
12.5289GIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Mon Jun 19 1995 04:519
Will that make the residents Boston baked beings?


Well, _someone_ had to say it!

;^)

Chele    

12.5290CBHVAX::CBHLager LoutMon Jun 19 1995 05:423
I have to go to Leighton Bastard again today.  Groan.

Chris.
12.5291CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanMon Jun 19 1995 16:3112


 My friend  Ron's mom goes home tomorrow.  A real sweet lady and I know ron
 will miss her.  He believes this will be the last time they are together 
 this side of Heaven.  I'm thinking of surprising him and driving him down
 to see her later in the summer.




 Jim
12.5292CALDEC::RAHa wind from the EastMon Jun 19 1995 17:292
    
    having to woik instead of bask in kaliph sunshine..
12.5293CSOA1::LEECHMon Jun 19 1995 18:352
    The weather.  For once, rain doesn't seem like such a bad thing if it
    would cool things down some and get rid of this humidity and stale air.
12.5294WAHOO::LEVESQUEMr BlisterMon Jun 19 1995 19:202
    Having that stupid "pina colada" song running through my head in a
    continuous loop.
12.5295GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA memberMon Jun 19 1995 19:224
    
    
    
    Thanks Mark.........
12.5296SMURF::BINDERFather, Son, and Holy SpigotMon Jun 19 1995 19:231
    I won't ask what song Mark is talking about.  I don't want to know.
12.5297BOXORN::HAYSSome things are worth dying forMon Jun 19 1995 19:241
So how does it go?
12.5298GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA memberMon Jun 19 1995 19:284
    
    
    
    If you like pina coladas, taking walks in the rain......
12.5299SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBe vewy caweful of yapping zebwasMon Jun 19 1995 19:294
    
    
    Thanks Mike....
    
12.5300GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA memberMon Jun 19 1995 19:323
    
    
    No charge, Andy..... :')  Misery loves company.  
12.5301:)SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBe vewy caweful of yapping zebwasMon Jun 19 1995 19:344
    
    
    Leper!
    
12.5302POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of PasshionMon Jun 19 1995 19:3429
    
    The person who originally did this PowerPoint presentation I'm editing
    must have had her head under her arm the entire time.
    
    It appears that:
    
    - she never used the Master page.
    
    - she never used tabs to line things up - only spaces.
    
    - she never used any of the formatting options.
    
    - she never used the "line spacing" option - if she didn't like the spacing,
      she made a separate text box for the next line and moved it until she
      was happy with the spacing.
    
    - she didn't use the "alignment" option - if she wanted something right
      or center justified, she spaced it over.
    
    - she didn't use the "bullets" option - she used stars and dashes and
      (again) spaces rather than tabs.
    
    - she only used the line drawing tool, never the box drawing tool -
      every box is made up of zillions of tiny lines.
    
    
    I'm ripping my hair out.
    
                
12.5303:')GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA memberMon Jun 19 1995 19:3921
    
    
    
    Hey Andy.....
    
    
    I don't like spiders and snakes, and that ain't what it takes to love
    my, you fool, you fool......
    
    and
    
    Honey I miss you, and I'm doin good, I'd love to be with you, if only I
    could.
    
    and
    
    Daddy don't you walk so fast, my darlin cried, daddy don't you walk so
    fast, daddeeee slow down some cuz you're makin me ruuunnnnn
    
    
    Hope you have a nice ride home.
12.5304SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBe vewy caweful of yapping zebwasMon Jun 19 1995 19:4910
    
    
    mz_deb....
    
    
    Wanna rip some hair out for me too???
    
    
    :)
    
12.53058^)POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of PasshionMon Jun 19 1995 19:542
    
    You have lovely hair, Andy.  Don't ever change.
12.5306TROOA::COLLINSImagine a world without sunglasses.Mon Jun 19 1995 19:575
    
    Speaking of songs running through your head...
    
    I've had `In The Ghetto' by Elvis P. stuck in my head all day.
    
12.5307POLAR::RICHARDSONMon Jun 19 1995 19:593
    now I've that pina colada song running through my head.

    8^\
12.5308CBHVAX::CBHLager LoutMon Jun 19 1995 20:114
The resident hedgehog of my parents' back garden died earlier
this afternoon.   :(

Chris.
12.5309POLAR::RICHARDSONMon Jun 19 1995 20:1323
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12.5310CBHVAX::CBHLager LoutMon Jun 19 1995 20:171
Thanks Spiny, good to know someone cares!
12.5311SMURF::BINDERFather, Son, and Holy SpigotMon Jun 19 1995 20:273
    So, Chris, will your parents be taking applications for a new hedgehog? 
    There are enough prickly people around here that we ought to supply at
    least ONE with little trouble.
12.5312COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertMon Jun 19 1995 20:3214
Hmmm.  Sounds like the time somebody handed me three pages of text and said
"Please make my presentation for me tomorrow morning; I can't be there."

I decided to quickly use PowerPoint, but had never used it before, and
didn't have a manual.  I probably did some of the same things, but it was
a short throw-away status update, not something anyone else would ever
have to play with.

I couldn't figure out how to turn the bullets off, so I just cut the slide.

I spent much of last weekend learning how to use Word, and now I figure I
know how to do some of the same sort of things in PowerPoint.

/john
12.5313CBHVAX::CBHLager LoutMon Jun 19 1995 21:2210
>I spent much of last weekend learning how to use Word

I hate Word.  Even Unipox is good in comparison.

Re Hedgehogs,

who do you suggest, then?  That reminds me, my ex-Girlfriend had the
same hairstyle as the now deceased 'hog.  She is Welsh, though.

Chris.
12.5314Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnMon Jun 19 1995 22:471
    I am *never* eating oysters again !
12.5315GIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Mon Jun 19 1995 23:376
Martin, a hint for you.

Don't eat oysters after it has been raining for more than a day.  It's not 
just water that flows past the oyster leases.

Chele
12.5316Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnMon Jun 19 1995 23:461
    I gotta go to the bathroom !!
12.5317Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnMon Jun 19 1995 23:554
    TTHright this minute.... Just got cramp in the back of my leg and it
    bloody hurt !!!!! {arrrrrrrrrg}
    
    nevermind it's gone now....
12.5318POLAR::RICHARDSONTue Jun 20 1995 02:061
    Boy, oysters really bother you don't they?
12.5319Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnTue Jun 20 1995 02:132
    's the first time I'vwe had them and I think it'll be the last. I don't 
    usually induldge in things that come out of the ocean.
12.5320SUBPAC::SADINWe the people?Tue Jun 20 1995 02:219
    
    
    	didn't do that great on tonights EMT exam. Should've studied more,
    but I started my compressed work week this week and yesterday was my
    daughters dance recital (exceedingly cute BTW). I think I passed, but
    that just isn't enuff anymore. I must be getting old! :)
    
    
    jim
12.5321Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnTue Jun 20 1995 02:495
    TTHT - finding out I am 700 miles short on my mileage+ program to
    qualify for a business class flight instead of economy. Then finding
    out that I won't be able to get the needed miles in time.
    
    bollox is a good word to use.
12.5322CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanTue Jun 20 1995 03:2413


 Ex wife called tonight..seems she had to have #1 son removed from
 the house by the local constabulary.  I don't think this kid is
 ever going to learn..one thing I'm rather pleased about, though I
 am not in favor of intra familial violence..my 18 year old son, fed
 up with his brothers beligerence (sp?) and words he chose to describe
 their mother, belted him and knocked him on his keester.



 Jim
12.5323GIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Tue Jun 20 1995 05:0512
TTHT (and every other day)

The misanthropic auto-eroticism displayed so regularly by a noter in another 
conference I follow.

grrrrrr



Chele


12.5324GIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Tue Jun 20 1995 05:077
Woody Allen described the act fairly well, and it certainly suits the object 
of the grrr in the previous note.

Chele



12.5325Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnTue Jun 20 1995 05:071
    nice big words ! 
12.5326GIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Tue Jun 20 1995 05:094
Thankyou - did you notice that they were also spelt correctly?
(unlike those of the object of my dis-affection)

Chele
12.5327Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnTue Jun 20 1995 06:081
    sure did....
12.5328GIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Tue Jun 20 1995 06:349
I knew you were a bright lad!  :^)


One other TTHT,
the mis-use of "loose" and "lose"
"loose files" sound kinda feral, don't you think?


Chele
12.5329BIGQ::SILVADiabloTue Jun 20 1995 12:064


	Jim, I'm sorry to hear about the trouble your having with your son. 
12.5330GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed LadyTue Jun 20 1995 12:237
    
    
    slept poorly last nite, both in quality and quantity of sleep.  woke up
    this morning with a killer muscle cramp or something that goes from the
    left side of my neck down to my left collarbone area.  made for driving
    in here this morning most entertaining...and i managed to get a cramp
    in my right calf too...
12.5331DEVLPR::DKILLORANM1A - The choice of champions !Tue Jun 20 1995 12:575
    I'm SURE that one of the 'box men around here would be MORE THAN
    WILLING to help you work out the muscle cramps you're suffering from!
    
    ;-)
    Dan
12.5332GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA memberTue Jun 20 1995 13:054
    
    
    I'll happily volunteer, My lovely Raq.......now take of all your
    clothes. :')
12.5333rise up and walkSMURF::WALTERSTue Jun 20 1995 13:132
    
    Ben-Gay, the miracle cure for the stiffies!
12.5334SMURF::BINDERFather, Son, and Holy SpigotTue Jun 20 1995 13:263
    .5333
    
    Ben-Gay does not cure stiffies.  Trust me on this.
12.5335NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Jun 20 1995 13:291
Mebbe it does if your father's gay.
12.5336POLAR::RICHARDSONTue Jun 20 1995 13:351
    Somebody's going to mention "hot rod" now.
12.5337SMURF::BINDERFather, Son, and Holy SpigotTue Jun 20 1995 13:3518
    .5335
    
    > if your father's gay.
    
    Speaking of gay...
    
        gay  adj.  Formerly, an adjective that could with impunity be
        applied to anyone, but which must now be used with extreme
        circumspection because it imputes certain behavioral
        characteristics about the nature of which most people profess to be
        blissfully ignorant.
    
    	    Don we now our gay apparel,
    	    Fa la la la la la la la la...
    
    			- Christmas carol, "Deck the Hall"
    
    From the Curmudgeon's Dictionary, of course.
12.5338eh?PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BTue Jun 20 1995 13:386
 .5337  from "A Man for All Seasons" -

	Sir Thomas More to daughter:  You're very pensive.
	Daughter to More: You're very gay.

12.5339Hate muscle cramps even more than summerDECWIN::RALTOI hate summerTue Jun 20 1995 16:2214
    This must be the season for muscle cramps, if a couple of earlier
    replies and my own experience are any indication.  A few nights
    ago I had a killer leg cramp, actually several simultaneous cramps
    in different parts of my leg and foot.  And it would not quit, no
    matter what gyrations and contortions I tried (not a pretty sight
    for the uninitiated, no doubt).  I almost passed out, either from
    the pain or because some artery or something was getting clamped
    off from the seized-up muscles.
    
    What's worse, I threw my back out during the aforementioned
    thrashings, and it still hurts several days later.  This getting
    old business really leaves a lot to be desired.
    
    Chris
12.5340CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenTue Jun 20 1995 16:281
    drink more water.  dehydration can cause cramping.  
12.5341another ion in the fireSMURF::WALTERSTue Jun 20 1995 16:313
    
    If that doesn't work, try 10K, Gatorade or other "electrolyte" drinks.
    It could be Sodium or Potassium deficiency.
12.5342GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed LadyTue Jun 20 1995 16:5010
    
    
    well, lord knows i have had my share of salt lately (soy sauce) and i
    try to eat a banana a day...so i don't know about that...but the lack
    of water could be the culprit.
    
    tththismorning:  whatever caused the systems and the phones to crash in
    the entire building (and possibly the cluster)...most annoying.
    
    tth:  sign-in boards.  
12.5343CALDEC::RAHa wind from the EastTue Jun 20 1995 16:514
    
    sore after running the moghuls behind stanford.
    
    been a long time since last I ran uphill.
12.5344might by vitamin D or calcium, but it worksOUTSRC::HEISERMaranatha!Tue Jun 20 1995 16:524
    If I don't have at least one glass of milk a day I am more prone to get 
    cramps in my legs and feet.
    
    Mike
12.5345SMURF::BINDERFather, Son, and Holy SpigotTue Jun 20 1995 16:535
    .5342
    
    > try to eat a banana a day...
    
    Eat an avocado instead.  They're much higher in potassium than bananas.
12.5346GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed LadyTue Jun 20 1995 16:573
    
    yeah, but i don't like avocado
    
12.5348SMURF::BINDERFather, Son, and Holy SpigotTue Jun 20 1995 17:013
    > How about a Number of Avogadro's?
    
    I'll take 6.023e23 of 'em.
12.5349CNTROL::JENNISONRevive us, Oh LordTue Jun 20 1995 17:0920
	TTHT (in chronological order):

	Not getting to sleep before 1:15 a.m.

	Getting up at 6:15 a.m.

	A broken hair dryer, leading to...

	a very bad hair day

	An overful cup of Iced coffee which caused coffee to drip out from
	    under the lid, leading to

	coffee stains on my white T-shirt, leading to

	a wet T-shirt 

	
	And the day's only 1/2 over...
12.5350WMOIS::GIROUARD_CTue Jun 20 1995 17:151
    -1 wet "t" shirt?  :-)
12.5351NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Jun 20 1995 17:169
>	An overful cup of Iced coffee which caused coffee to drip out from
>	    under the lid, leading to
>
>	coffee stains on my white T-shirt, leading to
>
>	a wet T-shirt 

When all you have is lemons, make lemonade.
When you have a wet T-shirt, enter a wet T-shirt contest.
12.5352SMURF::BINDERFather, Son, and Holy SpigotTue Jun 20 1995 17:177
    > Not getting to sleep before 1:15 a.m.
    
    Gotcha.
    
    > Getting up at 6:15 a.m.
    
    Try 5:00.  After lying awake for an hour.
12.5353WMOIS::GIROUARD_CTue Jun 20 1995 17:171
    4:15am... every work day!
12.5354GD Chores & honeydo day & nightVMSNET::M_MACIOLEKFour54 Camaro/Only way to flyTue Jun 20 1995 17:222
    I need to cut my grass and wash a bunch of cars.  All I want to do
    is sit on my arse and relax for a while.  Shesh...
12.5355NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Jun 20 1995 17:232
Monday morning, we got home from a trip to NYC at 4:00 AM.  In bed at 4:20.
Alarm was set for 5:20.  Miraculously got up at 5:45.
12.5356SMURF::BINDERFather, Son, and Holy SpigotTue Jun 20 1995 17:264
    ttht.
    
    System down.  Not my system, but it exports a file system I need in
    order to build an SSB deliverable.
12.5357OOTOOL::CHELSEAMostly harmless.Tue Jun 20 1995 17:294
    80 degrees in my house last night.  Time to evaluate air conditioning
    units before I expire of heat prostration in my sleep.  And after
    playing least-in-sight for the last week, Thea suddenly wants to cuddle
    at bedtime.
12.5358GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA memberTue Jun 20 1995 17:296
    
    Yup, definitely can't do the allnighters like I used to be able to do. 
    This getting old is a bear.
    
    
    
12.5359THIS is progress ?GAAS::BRAUCHERTue Jun 20 1995 17:304
    
    Networks.
    
      bb
12.5360NETCAD::WOODFORDUSER ERROR::ReplaceUser/PressAnyKeyToCont.Tue Jun 20 1995 17:3311
    
    
    TTHT: I just came in from lunch.  I can't breath now.  I sound
    like Willy Whistle every time I take a breath. (I hate muggy days!)
    
    
    
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.5361SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBe vewy caweful of yapping zebwasTue Jun 20 1995 17:377
    
    re: .5352
    
    Uphill both ways????
    
    :)
    
12.5362GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed LadyTue Jun 20 1995 17:485
    
    
    the pain in my neck (literal) has eased some, but now the soreness has
    worked it's way lower into the left side of my back.. ;<
    
12.5363AssumptionsVMSNET::M_MACIOLEKFour54 Camaro/Only way to flyTue Jun 20 1995 17:5212
    Assumptions.
    
    I have a set of Hooker Super Comp headers on my camaro.  I need
    to extend the collector, so I order a 3.5 inch pipe by 18 inches.
    I test fit it on a pair of super comp headers from my chevelle.
    Don't fit.  I mail 'em back and say I need the 3 inch pipe.
    
    In the mean time, now I'm ready to use the pipes.  UPS just shows up
    with the 3 inch pipes.  Test fit on my Z.  Too small.  I need the
    3.5 inchers.
    
    <r.o.>                                          
12.5364a-hole with a tape measure.VMSNET::M_MACIOLEKFour54 Camaro/Only way to flyTue Jun 20 1995 17:563
    Dang, maybe a blessing in disguise.  I'll just make a pair of pipes
    myself and be done with this.  Save a couple bucks too.
                                  
12.5366NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Jun 20 1995 17:591
Especially the Hookers.
12.5367SMURF::BINDERFather, Son, and Holy SpigotTue Jun 20 1995 18:053
    .5361
    
    Yes.  Barefoot, in six-foot snow.
12.5368CNTROL::JENNISONRevive us, Oh LordTue Jun 20 1995 18:105
	I thought this was the TTHT topic, not the
	"you think that's bad topic"

	re: wet T-shirt -- you can relax now, it's dry
12.5369GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA memberTue Jun 20 1995 18:113
    
    
    Gearhead babes are the best, mrtopaz.
12.5370SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBe vewy caweful of yapping zebwasTue Jun 20 1995 18:137
    
    re: .5368
    
    >re: wet T-shirt -- you can relax now, it's dry
    
    yes, but where's the stain???
    
12.5371WMOIS::GIROUARD_CTue Jun 20 1995 18:131
    can anyone get you another cup of coffee?  
12.5373DECLNE::SHEPARDIt's the Republicans' faultTue Jun 20 1995 18:158
Raq:

	All those cramps, pains etc... don't come from all that paddlin' ya did
on Satdee do they????

:-}

Mikey
12.5374SMURF::BINDERFather, Son, and Holy SpigotTue Jun 20 1995 18:163
    .5372
    
    At your service.
12.5375CNTROL::JENNISONRevive us, Oh LordTue Jun 20 1995 18:175
	Sure, Chip, you can get me another iced coffee - milk, one
	sugar.

	(I *do* learn from past mistakes, however).
12.5376POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of PasshionTue Jun 20 1995 18:196
    
    .5372
    
    <wave> <wave>
    
    
12.5377GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA memberTue Jun 20 1995 18:206
    
    
    You a gearhead babe, Dick?
    
    
    
12.5378POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of PasshionTue Jun 20 1995 18:242
    
    <wave> <wave> <wave> <wave>
12.5381GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA memberTue Jun 20 1995 18:422
    
    Mz Deb, you a gearhead babe?
12.5382POLAR::RICHARDSONTue Jun 20 1995 18:441
    she's an intelligentsia babe.
12.5383CSOA1::LEECHTue Jun 20 1995 18:468
    The humidity has passed the temp., me thinks.  The temp hovers around
    90 or thereabouts.  Not good for those with bad sinuses or allergies
    (two categories I fit into, unfortunately).
    
    The air has an interesting grey color, too.  
    
    
    -steve
12.5385SMURF::BINDERFather, Son, and Holy SpigotTue Jun 20 1995 18:493
    .5377
    
    So I've been told by my better half.
12.5386POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of PasshionTue Jun 20 1995 18:498
    
    >Mz Deb, you a gearhead babe?
    
    
    Well, I _do_ use a Self-Serve gas station!
    
    
    ...that counts, doesn't it?
12.5387POLAR::RICHARDSONTue Jun 20 1995 18:503
    Steve, apparently smoke from Ontario forest fires is being pumped
    south, this is why the sky has been so grey and the sun looks like a
    big red ball.
12.5388GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed LadyTue Jun 20 1995 18:5711
    
    
    mikey, could be, but i was fine on sunday, except for the tender front
    thigh muscles.  i actually felt the neck pain developing last nite (it
    woke me up)...i trie adjusting my position to avoid further painage,
    but it obviously didn't work.
    
    and deb, your <wave> doesn't count...you know how to pronounce
    everything!! (or there abouts)
    
    
12.5389GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA memberTue Jun 20 1995 18:578
    
    
    Yup, you qualify, Deb (course the fact that you're bright and
    attractive helps as well).
    
    
    And Dick, er....um...you ain't no babe unless your body has done run
    all out of estrogen.
12.5390NETCAD::WOODFORDUSER ERROR::ReplaceUser/PressAnyKeyToCont.Tue Jun 20 1995 19:0011
    
    
    TTH: Finding out that your group is going through a reorg from
    someone IN ANOTHER GROUP!!  When were they planning to tell us???
    
    
    
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.5391CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenTue Jun 20 1995 19:022
    When you were being loaded on the buses and being sent to the
    re-education camps perhaps?  
12.5392NETCAD::WOODFORDUSER ERROR::ReplaceUser/PressAnyKeyToCont.Tue Jun 20 1995 19:114
    
    
    Thanks...that made me feel so much better about the situation...
    
12.5393POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of PasshionTue Jun 20 1995 19:254
    
    Dunkin Donuts iced coffee here at work.
    
    I'm going to go broke, and soon.
12.5394CALDEC::RAHa wind from the EastTue Jun 20 1995 20:063
    
    i get iced coffee automatically when i leave the cup on the desk
    for an hour or so.
12.5395Runs & HomeworkFRSBEE::FINTMETue Jun 20 1995 20:3112
    
    The heat and humidity have made my lunch runs Monday and Tuesday
    like death marches.  I'm not acclimated to this summer heat yet.
    
    Graduate school instructors who assign 6 chapters and 6 case studies as
    homework. Then lecture 2 hours 45 minutes on something besides the
    weekly assignment.  Last 15 minutes of class......... review 12 
    hours of case analysis... not fair.
    
    Mickey
    
    
12.5396SMURF::MSCANLONalliaskofmyselfisthatiholdtogetherTue Jun 20 1995 20:388
    Sinus headache on the left side one day
    Sinus headache on the right side the next
    
    Running home at lunch time to re-new wet,cold
    towels on the ferret cage.  
    
    Ferrets who look a dang site more comfortable than
    I do.
12.5397CBHVAX::CBHLager LoutTue Jun 20 1995 21:0715
TTHT

it's bloody humid here, too.  I'm not sure of the temperature, as the
only thermometer I have is the one in the car, and I'm not going out
there looking like this!

Re systems down,

I think several people are having a good hate today, as a large number
of the UK All-In-Bits users have moved onto the CHEFS `supercluster',
which has decided to crash in a particularly spectacular way...  (not
that this will make much difference because of the allegedly not
astounding performance...)

Chris.
12.5398OOTOOL::CHELSEAMostly harmless.Tue Jun 20 1995 21:2510
    Re: .12
    
    >The humidity has passed the temp., me thinks.  The temp hovers around
    >90 or thereabouts.
    
    The benchmark for truly putrid humid weather is Houston in August.  I
    was there in June and July a couple years ago, and barely made it from
    the motel room door to my car.  And when I was there last month, the
    humidity was in the 90% range.  You can actually feel the weight of the
    air on your skin as you move.
12.5399BIGQ::SILVADiabloTue Jun 20 1995 23:025
| <<< Note 12.5334 by SMURF::BINDER "Father, Son, and Holy Spigot" >>>

| Ben-Gay does not cure stiffies.  Trust me on this.

	He's always cured mine....
12.5400BIGQ::SILVADiabloTue Jun 20 1995 23:033

	I hate this snarf!
12.5401CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanTue Jun 20 1995 23:355



 Being on vacation and having to deal with work issues.
12.5402Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnWed Jun 21 1995 01:007
    TTH In General and especially at the moment.
    
    Being a pacifist.
    
    I hate rude people, sometimes I would just loooooove to smaq the poop
    out of them, in fact I think it's all the time, yes definitly all the 
    time.
12.5403POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of PasshionWed Jun 21 1995 02:386
    
    I think Baltimore could give Houston a real run for its money when it
    comes to humidity.  I went to a wedding there in the summer of 1993 and
    at the rehearsal dinner (outside...Lord knows why) my eye makeup
    actually melted and made streaks down my face.  I've never seen anything
    quite like it.
12.5404Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnWed Jun 21 1995 08:041
    TTHthisweek - Bloody long days at work.
12.5405GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA memberWed Jun 21 1995 11:496
    
    
    Yup, Mz Deb speaketh the truth.
    
    
    Mike
12.5406GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed LadyWed Jun 21 1995 12:406
    
    
    you aint nevah been to houston, have ya???
    
    
    
12.5407POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of PasshionWed Jun 21 1995 12:422
    
    I don't know about Mikey, but I've certainly been to Houston.
12.5408GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA memberWed Jun 21 1995 12:519
    
    
    COme on down here around August 15th, Raq.   
    
    
    I've been over Houston, but not in Houston.....
    
    
    Mike
12.5409BIGQ::SILVADiabloWed Jun 21 1995 13:397
| <<< Note 12.5403 by POWDML::LAUER "Little Chamber of Passhion" >>>


| at the rehearsal dinner (outside...Lord knows why) my eye makeup actually 
| melted and made streaks down my face. I've never seen anything quite like it.

	Deb..... you haven't seen pictures of Tammy Faye????? :-)
12.5410SHRCTR::BRENNANWed Jun 21 1995 17:159
    
    
    TTHT:
    
    Catty people.  Drives me nuts.  And after being out for
    five months I realize now, more than ever, how bad it is...
    *reeks*!
    
    Kristin
12.5411POLAR::RICHARDSONWhirly Twirly NapsWed Jun 21 1995 19:1611
    			       {what about cows?}
    			      /
                          (__)
                          (oo)
                   /-------\/ 
                  / |     ||  
                 *  ||W---||  
                    ~~    ~~  

    
12.5412GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA memberWed Jun 21 1995 19:2515
           (~~~~~~~~~~)
          (            )
         (  I like cows)
          ( They're    )O
           (   tasty!!)  0                      __,,,,_
            ~~~~~~~~~~    o ,   _ ___.--'''`--''// ,-_ `-.
                            \`"' ' || \\ \ \\/ / // / ,-  `,_
                           /'`  \   || Y  | \|/ / // / -.,__ `-,
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                         /  _.-.  .-\,___|  _-| / \ \/|_/ |     `-._._)
                         `-' f/ |       / __/ \__  /  |__/ \
                              `-'       |  -|   \__ \  |-' |
                                      __/   /__,-'   ) ,' _|'
                                    (((__.-'((___..-'((__,'

12.5413POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of PasshionWed Jun 21 1995 19:3211
    
    
    
   	                {ribbet}
                       /
     	              /
	         @..@
	        (\--/)
	       (.>__<.)
	       ^^^  ^^^
    
12.5414POLAR::RICHARDSONWhirly Twirly NapsWed Jun 21 1995 19:3610
           .adAMMMb.   .dAMMMAbn.
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         \       j
          "-..,.^
12.5415NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Jun 21 1995 19:381
That's a very small tongue.  Or very big lips.
12.5416GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA memberWed Jun 21 1995 19:3815
           (~~~~~~~~~~)
          (            )
         (  mmmmm....   )
          ( Do I smell )O
           (frogs legs?) 0                      __,,,,_
            ~~~~~~~~~~    o ,   _ ___.--'''`--''// ,-_ `-.
                            \`"' ' || \\ \ \\/ / // / ,-  `,_
                           /'`  \   || Y  | \|/ / // / -.,__ `-,
                          /@"\    \ \\ |  | ||/ // | \/  \  `-._`-,_.,
                         /  _.-.  .-\,___|  _-| / \ \/|_/ |     `-._._)
                         `-V  / |       / __/ \__  /  |__/ \
                              `-'       |  -|   \__ \  |-' |
                                      __/   /__,-'   ) ,' _|'
                                    (((__.-'((___..-'((__,'

12.5417POLAR::RICHARDSONWhirly Twirly NapsWed Jun 21 1995 19:3816
         88888888888                      PPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
	8888888888888                    PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
       888	   888                   PP              PP
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       888	   888                   PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
       888	   888  --------------   PPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
       888888888888888  --------------   PP
       888	   888  --------------   PP
       888	   888                   PP
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       888	   888                   PP
	8888888888888                    PP
         88888888888
12.5418POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of PasshionWed Jun 21 1995 20:153
    
    My, my, what a tongue.
    
12.5419DEVLPR::DKILLORANM1A - The choice of champions !Wed Jun 21 1995 20:288
    re: .5418
    
    > My, my, what a tongue.
    
    Do you have more than a passing interest ? ! ? ! !
    
    :-)
    Dan
12.5420POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of PasshionWed Jun 21 1995 20:312
    
    ...in tongues?
12.5421A fine technique! Or so I'm told...SPEZKO::FRASERMobius Loop; see other sideWed Jun 21 1995 20:454
        Ah, but can he talk in tongues? You know - very slowly...
        
        A B C D E F G H ...
        
12.54228^)POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of PasshionWed Jun 21 1995 20:482
    
    Naughty, _bad_ Andy.
12.5423POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of PasshionWed Jun 21 1995 20:575
    
    I just dropped the back to my right earring down the neck of my dress,
    and I'm not about to grub around in there looking for it.
    
    Now my head's going to tilt to the left all night 8^/.
12.5424BIGQ::SILVADiabloWed Jun 21 1995 20:583

	Deb.... I'm sure many will volunteer to help you look....
12.5425POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of PasshionWed Jun 21 1995 21:022
    
    What I really need is another earring back 8^(.
12.5426Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnThu Jun 22 1995 00:308
    Due to my current living arrangements, I have to endure copious amounts
    of noise until about 2am and then at 5am I get woken up by the guys
    radio who sleeps about 10 feet from me. I can't argue as it's his
    place, however I must say that because he has a hearing problem the
    bloody thing is so <r.o> loud. Now he leaves this thing on until he
    gets up at 7am.
    
    Great, I've had 3 hours sleep each day this week.
12.5427TROOA::COLLINSBaked, not fried.Thu Jun 22 1995 01:5721
    
    Got home tonight to find a letter posted in my lobby to the effect that
    some production company will be filming a `Cagney And Lacey' made-for-TV
    movie in the "interior" of my building on Monday.  Don't know whether 
    "interior" means the hallways, the lobby, or one of the apartment units.
    
    They "expect" to be done at about 01:00 (Tuesday morning).  Great.  Just
    what I need is a bunch of film-types making a load of noise in my hall-
    way in the middle of the night.
    
    I wouldn't even mind, but these film-types always act as though they have
    the key to the city whenever they're on location.
    
    We see a lot of this in Toronto.  `Johnny Mnemonic', `The Freshman', `Sea
    Of Love', `Exit To Eden', `Blue Ice', a LOT of second-rate films are shot
    here, using locations that could pass for any big city.  The activity is
    especially prevalent when the CDN $ is low; it makes for a very cost-
    effective shoot (compared to, say, NY or Chicago).
    
    jc
    
12.5428MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Thu Jun 22 1995 02:226
Have you tried sleeping in the park, Martin?

Have you thought about running into the hallway in your skivvies
some evening when they're shooting, John? Perhaps with a fresh
trout in one hand?

12.5429Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnThu Jun 22 1995 02:311
    's to cold to sleep in the park at the moment !!! :*)
12.5430TROOA::COLLINSBaked, not fried.Thu Jun 22 1995 02:449
    
    .5428, Jack:
    
    I expect that their mics will be able to pick up the sound from my
    Denon amp and Mission speakers, especially if I pop some KMFDM or 
    Van Halen into the CD player and crank the volume to 11.
    
    Could be a good way to extract a `silence fee' from them!
    
12.5431MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Thu Jun 22 1995 03:208
>    Could be a good way to extract a `silence fee' from them!

That's the ticket.

Martin,
    How cold is it?
   

12.5432Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnThu Jun 22 1995 03:242
    I think it was a tops of 14 degrees C today. I'm not sure what it's
    like during the night, but I know it's bloody cold.
12.5433Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnThu Jun 22 1995 06:391
    Bloody overtime !
12.5434Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnThu Jun 22 1995 09:171
    TTHT - Still in the office :*( :*(
12.5435GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed LadyThu Jun 22 1995 12:269
    deb, next time, break off the eraser from a pencil and use that as an
    'emergency back' for your earring...
    
    tthln:  the neighbors who let their kids (not sure of what age, but
    they didn't sound too young) stay up talking to the other neighbors
    thru the windows at 10:30 at nite...right up until 11:00...hello!!!
    some of us have to get up in the morning and would like some sleep!!!!!
    
    
12.5436NETCAD::WOODFORDUSER ERROR::ReplaceUser/PressAnyKeyToCont.Thu Jun 22 1995 13:2718
    
    
    TTHT: Early this morning I was awakened by loud sirens all over 
    our neighborhood.  I got up to find that a neighbor's home was
    in flames.  They lost everything pretty much, and were lucky to
    get away with their lives.  When the fire department arrived, one
    of them was unconscious on the front lawn, and the other was barely
    conscious. :(
    
    
    Several people in the neighborhood were out there in their
    pajamas, myself included, and we've decided to meet tonight 
    to go over what we can do to help these folks get their life
    back on track.  I felt so bad for them. :(
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.5437POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of PasshionThu Jun 22 1995 13:464
    
    I heard that on the radio this morning, Terrie.  I was relieved when
    they didn't mention your name as one of the victims 8^/.  I didn't
    realize it was acctually in your neighborhood, tho.  How sad.
12.5438NETCAD::WOODFORDUSER ERROR::ReplaceUser/PressAnyKeyToCont.Thu Jun 22 1995 13:5010
    
    
    I was relieved it wasn't me too Deb.  It was on the little dead end
    side street just four houses down from me. :(   It's an awfull way
    to get to know your neighbors....
    
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.5439CNTROL::JENNISONRevive us, Oh LordThu Jun 22 1995 13:5710
	I was trapped in an apartment fire 10 years ago and nearly
	died.  It ain't fun,  but like your neighbors, I got out
	alive.  I didn't really care about losing everything I owned
	in light of that.

	
	Karen

	
12.5440CNTROL::JENNISONRevive us, Oh LordThu Jun 22 1995 13:5914
	TTHLN:

	Getting home at 8:30 last night and finding our carbon monoxide
	detector going off.

	Fire department sent two men in an engine over to check it out.

	They got no reading, but suggested we call ComGas to come
	check it with their equipment, too.  Did that; ComGas found
	nothing.  

	Probably a faulty detector (First alerts have been doing that
	lately, he said), but a pain in the butt nonetheless.
12.5441SMURF::BINDERFather, Son, and Holy SpigotThu Jun 22 1995 14:104
    .5440
    
    Instead of replacing the First Alert's detector cartridge, replace the
    First Alert with an Anerican Sensors.  More reliable, and reusable.
12.5442NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Jun 22 1995 14:192
American Sensors?  That related to the Communications Decency Act (or whatever
it's called)?
12.5443GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed LadyThu Jun 22 1995 14:3210
    
    no...binder said 'anerican' sensors...not 'american'...
    
    :>
    
    
    terrie, sorry to hear about your neighbors...any idea what cause the
    blazed???  hope they are doing better (physically) soon...
    
    
12.5444SHRCTR::BRENNANThu Jun 22 1995 14:3617
    
    
    TTHLN:
    
    Well, hubby and I had a nice dinner and fun shopping
    last night.
    
    BUT, the baby awoke at 12:30 SCREAMING and nothing I
    did could comfort him.  *8^(  We go to the doctors
    today at 2:00 - me thinks its an ear infection.
    
    
    
    
    Terrie, how horrible.  I hope everyone recovers
    soon.  If they're looking for "donations" or stuff
    to help them get back on their feet - let us know!
12.5445CNTROL::JENNISONRevive us, Oh LordThu Jun 22 1995 14:435
	Well, Dick, after less than 6 months of use, I'd rather
	replace nothing.

	I don't typically have $50 spare...
12.5446SMURF::BINDERFather, Son, and Holy SpigotThu Jun 22 1995 14:537
    .5445
    
    > replace nothing.
    
    If you bought a CO detector, you were concerned about the presence of
    CO in your home.  Are you no longer concerned?  Is your life worth less
    than $50?
12.5447CNTROL::JENNISONRevive us, Oh LordThu Jun 22 1995 14:542
	I said I'd rather not, not that I wouldn't.
12.5448SMURF::BINDERFather, Son, and Holy SpigotThu Jun 22 1995 14:584
    Karen, the point of buying an American Sensors unit is that you will
    buy it once.  With First Alert, you'll buy a new cartridge each time
    the thing goes off.  As the guy in the old Fram commercials used to
    say, "You can pay me now, or you can pay me later."
12.5449CNTROL::JENNISONRevive us, Oh LordThu Jun 22 1995 15:085
	I understand that.  I'm just wondering if First Alert is
	willing to refund their faulty product (if it's as unreliable
	as the gas man says).

12.5450SMURF::BINDERFather, Son, and Holy SpigotThu Jun 22 1995 15:218
    Probably not.  The following definition explains why I think not:
    
        warranty  n.  A usually incomprehensible document whose customary
        import is that the product to which it refers is guaranteed to work
        until it breaks.  Generally printed in minuscule type; hence, never
        read until too late.
        
    From the Curmudgeon's Dictionary, of course.
12.5451CALDEC::RAHa wind from the EastThu Jun 22 1995 17:042
    
    coffee disasters
12.5452POLAR::RICHARDSONWhirly Twirly NapsThu Jun 22 1995 17:221
    Oh no! Not another frost in South America!
12.5453NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Jun 22 1995 17:231
Nah, RAH prolly just has a wet T-shirt.
12.5454WMOIS::GIROUARD_CThu Jun 22 1995 17:341
    -1 where?
12.5455WAHOO::LEVESQUEMr BlisterThu Jun 22 1995 17:391
    What, you like a wet t-shirt on a hairy chest?
12.54568^)POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of PasshionThu Jun 22 1995 17:454
    
    Yes.
    
    Next question?
12.5457CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenThu Jun 22 1995 17:461
    SPLASH! Come an get me!
12.5458SX4GTO::OLSONDoug Olson, ISVETS Palo AltoThu Jun 22 1995 17:507
    I was there...Robert was reaching for his phone and suffered a coffee
    disaster.  As he put it afterwards, he needed a shower.
    
    First chance we'd had to chat on one of his infrequent home visits, and
    I get to see box-fodder in the making...
    
    DougO
12.5459CNTROL::JENNISONRevive us, Oh LordThu Jun 22 1995 17:534
	Better him than me.

	
12.5460POLAR::RICHARDSONWhirly Twirly NapsThu Jun 22 1995 18:171
    Does this mean coffee prices will go up again?
12.5461NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Jun 22 1995 18:203
That depends whether RAH's experience made him decide to quit drinking coffee
(in which case prices will go down), or he got himself another cup of coffee
(in which case they'll go up).
12.5462POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of PasshionThu Jun 22 1995 18:264
    
    Hopefully RAH's coffee experience will cause him to FIX HIS MAIL ADDRESS!
                                        
    {frown}
12.5463CALDEC::RAHa wind from the EastThu Jun 22 1995 18:265
    
    he went across the street to Noah's and got another cup.
    
    Peet's Sumatra blend, I think. Gotta make up for weeks 
    of PKO DD brown liquid.
12.5464CNTROL::JENNISONRevive us, Oh LordThu Jun 22 1995 18:482
	It's working, Mz_Deb!
12.5465POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of PasshionThu Jun 22 1995 18:522
    
    Poor RAH will be inundated with mail now 8^).
12.5466PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BThu Jun 22 1995 18:553
   .5465  Thank you for your support in our Stop the Senseless Waste
          of "N"s campaign, Debster.
12.5467WAHOO::LEVESQUEMr BlisterThu Jun 22 1995 19:053
    >It's working, Mz_Deb!
    
     Not for me. Still. Despite today's claim of victory.
12.5468POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of PasshionThu Jun 22 1995 19:062
    
    It worked for me.  You must be on the kill list 8^).
12.5469CNTROL::JENNISONRevive us, Oh LordThu Jun 22 1995 19:122
	It worked for me, too, and I didn't even want to send him mail!
12.5470SMURF::BINDERFather, Son, and Holy SpigotThu Jun 22 1995 19:141
    I just got a REPLY from RAH, so I have to assume mail is working.
12.5471CNTROL::JENNISONRevive us, Oh LordThu Jun 22 1995 19:153
	Well then, there's another TTHT.  RAH didn't reply to me.

12.5472SMURF::BINDERFather, Son, and Holy SpigotThu Jun 22 1995 19:172
    Did you ask him to reply?  I specifically requested a reply as proof
    that my mail had gotten through.
12.5473CNTROL::JENNISONRevive us, Oh LordThu Jun 22 1995 19:196
	Well, no, I didn't.

	I suppose I should have said "The favor of a response is requested."

	No matter, now, he replied anyway!
12.5474CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanFri Jun 23 1995 01:153

 sunburn.
12.5475Talk hardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnFri Jun 23 1995 04:043
    I watched an episode of 'ER' on TV last night. It was the one with the
    pregnant lady who loses her life and the baby almost loses his. It was
    very well made. It really made me think about a few things..... 
12.5476GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed LadyFri Jun 23 1995 12:1812
    that was a wonderful episode of 'er'...i had a hard time watching it,
    nonetheless, it was a great show...
    
    tthln:  that frigg'n neighbor (which one, i can't figure out) decided
    she was going to verbally balance her checkbook...at 11:37pm!!  my
    shout of 'please be quiet' didn't work...i just gotta find out which
    one it is, but by the time it is a problem, i am already in bed and in
    no mood to get up and trapse around outsound following voices in the
    dark...
    
    so i am tired...anyone wanna buy a poor girl a coffee???  :> :> :>
    
12.5477CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenFri Jun 23 1995 12:242
    Just what does poor girl coffee taste like?  If it is without sugar
    anddairy products, maybe.  Will you deliver?
12.5478WMOIS::GIROUARD_CFri Jun 23 1995 12:543
    anddairy products? 
    
    you in a rush today or sumthin'?
12.5479CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenFri Jun 23 1995 12:591
    YesIamasIamgoignawaythisafernoonandneedtogetallmystuffdonefirst.
12.5480CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanFri Jun 23 1995 13:0812



 Blisters on the bottom of my feets from walking around Watercountry
 sans shooz.  One of the blisters broke and I tell ya, it hurts :-(





 Jim
12.5481POBOX::BATTIShave pool cue, will travelFri Jun 23 1995 14:362
    
    well Jim, you and the Doctah have something in common then.
12.5483POBOX::BATTIShave pool cue, will travelFri Jun 23 1995 20:285
    
    sorry to hear that Terrie, to bad that can't just go after the deadbeat
    himself.
    
    Mark
12.5485SUBPAC::SADINWe the people?Fri Jun 23 1995 20:367
    
    	re: terrie
    
    	wot a bummer...:(
    
    
    jim
12.5486BIGQ::SILVADiabloFri Jun 23 1995 20:534

	Bummer Terrie.... a real bummer..... like someone said a few back, I
wish they would go after JUST him and leave good people like you, alone.
12.5487OOTOOL::CHELSEAMostly harmless.Fri Jun 23 1995 20:592
    I have the feeling there's a lawyer in your future.  And I think your
    ex has some serious grovelling to do.
12.5488COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertFri Jun 23 1995 21:582
sepArated.
liens.
12.5489MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuarySat Jun 24 1995 03:544
    
    No end in sight to this 15 hour (so far) day...
    
    -b
12.5490SUBPAC::SADINWe the people?Sat Jun 24 1995 11:096
    
    
    	it's 7am on a saturday morning....and I'm here until 8pm...%*}
    
    
    jim
12.5491CALDEC::RAHHow you play is who you are!Sun Jun 25 1995 21:554
    
    packing the avanti up for tomorrows return to the PRM.
    
    kaliph sure was beautiful while it lasted..
12.5492Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnMon Jun 26 1995 00:147
    TTHearlier this morning...
    
    Listening to some quite distressing telephone conversations on the
    radio. Some peoples lives really suck.
    
    I know they can't read this....but I was truely sorry to hear their
    stories.
12.5493JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeMon Jun 26 1995 00:221
    What's the PRM?
12.5494CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanMon Jun 26 1995 01:394


 Peoples Republic of Massachusetts.
12.5495AnticipationTROOA::TEMPLETONBuilt for Comfort not SpeedMon Jun 26 1995 02:1010
    Sitting on the deck at about eight o'clock this evening and it dawned
    on me that to-morrow is Monday June 26th.
    
    
    
    My vacation doesn't start until next week. :-(
    
    
    
    joan.
12.5496Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnMon Jun 26 1995 02:191
    My vacation doesn't start until..... sheesh it's moons away {shudder}
12.5497Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnMon Jun 26 1995 05:5412
    TTH a short while ago.
    
    So I'm on the telephone listening to this bloody useless hold music
    whilst I wait for the contact to finish their call. I start to think
    horrible thoughts about the people who could produce such bollox. 
    Then a great piece of music comes on, in fact a really great piece of
    music comes on and I smile and start bopping up and down in my chair.
    
    After 10 minutes of garbage it was relief to the ears, not 10 seconds
    into the song that sad git finishes his call and takes me of hold.
    
    GIT GIT GIT !
12.5498WAHOO::LEVESQUEMr BlisterMon Jun 26 1995 11:402
    Locking myself out of my (running) car this morning at 6 am, and the
    other set of keys was 55 miles away.
12.5499CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenMon Jun 26 1995 12:175
    RE: car running, locked, you outside.....
    
    Happened at Loon Mt. though our keys were 150 miles away :-(.  AAA was
    onbly five though :-).
    
12.5501CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanMon Jun 26 1995 13:235


 Getting a call from work at 10PM last night just as I was about to doze off
 on the couch.
12.5502SMURF::BINDERFather, Son, and Holy SpigotMon Jun 26 1995 13:4711
    tthlfri
    
    Jacked into Spit Brook from my laptop, the @#$%^&#$*()^ modem drops the
    line.  Permanently.  Can't even see a dial tone.  Manufacturer's tech
    support type sez it's blown its line surge fuse.  On a brilliantly
    clear day, not a t-storm in sight,
    
    New modem arrives Saturday.  Installed it, powered up, and it won't
    even talk to the computer.  Third modem expected to arrive tomorrow.
    
    #$%^%&*($%# Rackafratz!
12.5503POBOX::BATTIShave pool cue, will travelMon Jun 26 1995 13:582
    
    Dick, you sure are hard on modems, yes indeed.
12.5504TKTVFS::NEMOTOno facts, only interpretationsMon Jun 26 1995 15:1810
should've been put here.  ( 11.5799 deleted )

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TKTVFS::NEMOTO "no facts, only interpretations"       4 lines  26-JUN-1995 11:07
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I had to call a locksmith.  That was at a mall in Colorado Springs.

Avis told me, in response to my asking for help, to come back to their 
office at Denver airport..
12.5505CALDEC::RAHHow you play is who you are!Mon Jun 26 1995 15:464
    
    the aviz folk can be real comedians.
    
    
12.5506CALDEC::RAHHow you play is who you are!Mon Jun 26 1995 15:472
    
    time to go rack up another 2740 air miles..
12.5507GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed LadyMon Jun 26 1995 16:5410
    
    ya know, rah, iff'n you are ever lookin' to donate those frequent flyer
    miles, just let me know.. ;>
    
    tth:(a minor, but still...)
      it's monday, i went to the cafe at about 1230, and they are already
      out of tunafish...hello!!!  that probably means you guys were pretty
      low last week, but did you think about replenishing???  NOOOOOO...
    
    
12.5508CNTROL::JENNISONRevive us, Oh LordMon Jun 26 1995 20:537
	raq, do you think we should tell Tobin's that their name

	Tobin's Food Service

	is an oxymoron ??

12.5509Looking like RockyMOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Tue Jun 27 1995 12:213
TTHLN
      Something bit/stung me on my left eyelid.

12.5510TROOA::COLLINSMy hovercraft is full of eels.Tue Jun 27 1995 12:246
    
    Same thing happened to my fiance this weekend, Jack.  I said "Great,
    now it looks like I've been beating you."  
    
    :^)
    
12.5511CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanTue Jun 27 1995 12:5910


 Seem to have injured some muscle or other in my leg playing softball last 
 night.  Walking through the parking lot to the office was quite an experience
 this morning.



 Jim
12.5512SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIZebwas have foot-in-mouth disease!Tue Jun 27 1995 13:4710
    
    
    Injured?
    
    Even after stretching andf warming up properly Jim???
    
     How could that be???
    
     :)
    
12.5513CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanTue Jun 27 1995 13:535


 Well, I er, uh, um, didn't warm up properly ;-)  I musta done it trying to
 beat out a single to left field ;-)
12.5514<Insert incoherent howl of frustration here>DECWIN::RALTOI hate summerTue Jun 27 1995 14:3331
    Yesterday was a real beaut:
    
    
    My wife found out that her favorite aunt died...
    
    	... she found out by reading it in the newspaper obituaries.
    
    
    My kid's baseball team lost their last do-or-die playoff game,
    in another real back-and-forth cliffhanger that was lost in the
    last play of the game.  Along the way he'd made a couple of bad
    fielding plays that contributed somewhat to the loss, and he had
    a dead bat to boot (fielder's choice single, two strikeouts),
    unusual for him of late.
    
    In the aforementioned last play, the ball was hit out to him in
    left field, where he fielded it cleanly.  And then gripped the ball
    tightly in his hand, and held it... and held it... and held it...
    because I'd told him long ago to never throw the ball to someone
    who wasn't looking you and expecting the throw... and no one was
    looking at him, they were watching the runners circle the bases.
    
    It didn't matter, the winning run would have easily scored anyway,
    but he looked ridiculous out there holding the ball.  I looked even
    more ridiculous yelling to him to just throw it in, waving my arms
    and jumping around.
    
    I was a model of parental self-control and support afterwards,
    and I want a freakin' Academy Award.  :-)
    
    Chris
12.5515Or did you miss a comma?SALEM::DODABob Kraft, man of beneficenceTue Jun 27 1995 14:408
              <<< Note 12.5514 by DECWIN::RALTO "I hate summer" >>>
               -< <Insert incoherent howl of frustration here> >-

    >(fielder's choice single, 

    So which was it?

    daryll
12.5516Yeah, one of those there things...DECWIN::RALTOI hate summerTue Jun 27 1995 14:578
    Sorry, I'm still too incoherently-frustrated to be coherent...
    I meant that he reached first base on a fielder's choice, not
    that he got a single.
    
    Of course, if the other baserunner had been faster, it would've
    been simply a single.  :-)
    
    Chris
12.5517BIGQ::SILVADiabloTue Jun 27 1995 15:383

	Having a triple play happen TO my team last night....
12.5518Details, pleeze.GAAS::BRAUCHERTue Jun 27 1995 15:426
    
     Triple plays always fascinate me, because they can include
     some of the weirdest baserunning or fielding.  C'mon, how
     did it happen ?
    
      bb
12.5519SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIZebwas have foot-in-mouth disease!Tue Jun 27 1995 15:574
    
    
    Careful when you ask for proof from Glen....
    
12.5521BIGQ::SILVADiabloTue Jun 27 1995 17:3012

	There was a runner on 1st and 2nd. I hit the ball down to third. He
tagged the runner, and began to throw to 1st. But while he was tagging the
runner, our player did a 180 and was heading back to 1st because he thought the
3rd baseman caught the ball in the air. (the helmet is way too big for his
head, and we haven't bought another one smaller yet) So as I am getting to 1st,
it's occupied by the guy who should be at 2nd, the 1st base coach who is trying
to move him along, and the 1st baseman. No room for me. :(  So when he got the
ball, I was out, and he just tagged the guy from my team, and you have a triple
play. :-)  Weird? Yeah...... funny? Now it is.... but I wasn't laughing last
night..... heh heh...
12.5522How did the Triple Play Happen you ask?MKOTS1::BUTLERTue Jun 27 1995 17:3015
    I'll try to explain the triple play because I was the cause of it.:-(
    Glen was at bat, I was at 1st, Carol was at second.  Glen hit the ball
    to third and the third baseman picked it up and tagging Carol.  I thought
     the ball was caught in the air cause I lost sight of it after it passed
     the pitcher.  Thinging that the ball was caught in the air and thinking
    that Glen hit out I attempted to return to 1st and was tagged out.
    There wasn't quite enough room on the bag for me the 1st baseman and
    Glen so our beloved Glen was also forced out. :-(
    
    Thought the poor devil was on the verge of the BIG ONE so we took him
    out, gave him a couple of drinks and fed him well and he made it through
    the night. PHEW!
    
    I should be dead today but Glen is a very gentle man. :-)
    
12.5523CBHVAX::CBHLager LoutTue Jun 27 1995 17:334
My beer wot I brewed at the RHC microbrewery isn't ready for another
two days.  Grr...

Chris.
12.5524BIGQ::SILVADiabloTue Jun 27 1995 17:353

	Notes collision!!!!!!
12.5525crash! :-)MKOTS1::BUTLERTue Jun 27 1995 17:473
    <------ Oh No! in the way again! :-) I was trying to get you off the
    hook and not have to explain that disaster. :-)
    
12.5526POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of PasshionTue Jun 27 1995 18:144
    
    The doctor said I'd feel better tomorrow but worse today.
    
    He was right 8^/.
12.5528PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BTue Jun 27 1995 18:215
  .5526  <puzzled look>  hope you felt, feel, or will feel better.

	  

12.5530PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BTue Jun 27 1995 18:253
   i could be suede

12.5531CBHVAX::CBHLager LoutTue Jun 27 1995 18:265
>    The doctor said I'd feel better tomorrow but worse today.
    
I always feel crap, if that's any consolation (it's a permanent hangover...)

Chris.
12.5533NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Jun 27 1995 18:332
I thought DesMaisons was French.  Now I find out you're a Suede.
Bork-bork-bork.
12.5534PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BTue Jun 27 1995 18:353
 .5533  actually, i am primarily swedish.  (not that anyone cares.)

12.5537NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Jun 27 1995 18:371
Hey, Topaz, this is a family conference.
12.5538Wife is half Swedish...EST::RANDOLPHTom R. N1OOQTue Jun 27 1995 18:554
>                    <<< Note 12.5536 by CALLME::MR_TOPAZ >>>
>       Svenska flika!

I know what it means! I know what it meeeeeeans!
12.5539POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of PasshionTue Jun 27 1995 18:562
    
    Krama mig!
12.5540NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Jun 27 1995 18:561
Oot-fray oops-lay.
12.5541NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Jun 27 1995 18:571
Svenska flika is the well-known aphrodisiac Swedish fly.
12.5542CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenTue Jun 27 1995 19:001
    I thought it was a swedish remake of My Friend Flicka.
12.5543BIGQ::SILVADiabloTue Jun 27 1995 19:085
| <<< Note 12.5531 by CBHVAX::CBH "Lager Lout" >>>

| I always feel crap, 

	EEeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuueeeeeeeeeeee
12.5544CBHVAX::CBHLager LoutTue Jun 27 1995 19:101
Ha.  Not.
12.5545PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BTue Jun 27 1995 20:145
	putting money into the coffee vending machine (caf's closed)
	only to have it offer up what looked like a cup of hot water that
	was peed in by a gerbil.

12.5546Go ahead, drink it anywayDECLNE::REESEToreDown,I'mAlmostLevelW/theGroundTue Jun 27 1995 20:192
    -1 :-) :-) :-)
    
12.5547MKOTS3::JMARTINI press on toward the goalTue Jun 27 1995 20:191
    I see urin good company these days!
12.5548CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanTue Jun 27 1995 20:243

 Are you sure you didn't push the chicken soup button, di?
12.5549POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of PasshionTue Jun 27 1995 20:252
    
    You have a coffee machine?  Luxury!
12.5550CNTROL::JENNISONRevive us, Oh LordTue Jun 27 1995 20:252
	Gee, our caf is open...
12.5551famous punch lineNOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Jun 27 1995 20:281
Make the chicken pea.
12.5552POBOX::BATTIShave pool cue, will travelTue Jun 27 1995 20:302
    
    you have a cafe? Luxury I say.
12.5553NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Jun 27 1995 20:322
That was supposed to be calf.  It's a slaughterhouse, you see, and they're
doing veal today.  Hence the open calf.
12.5554Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnTue Jun 27 1995 23:431
    <-- veal ! grrrrrrrrrr....
12.5555Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnTue Jun 27 1995 23:444
    re .5534 I do ;)
    
    
    Snarf
12.5556MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Tue Jun 27 1995 23:492
You have something against veal, Martin?

12.5557Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnWed Jun 28 1995 00:304
    ya mean ya hadn't noticed !! :)
    
    
    still no cookies :(
12.5558GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA memberWed Jun 28 1995 12:023
    
    
    Rain again today and supposed to contintue until Sunday....
12.5560WMOIS::GIROUARD_CWed Jun 28 1995 12:209
    -1 agreed... i boycott it now (i really love that stuff too) and
       have been for about 20 years.
    
       aside from it being a baby i find it sadistic the way they are
       treated in the process.
    
       and please, i seen slaughter houses where the adult are done in
       so don't go there. thanks...
    
12.5561POBOX::BATTIShave pool cue, will travelWed Jun 28 1995 12:212
    
    Not to mention the fact, Don that veal is not cheap either.
12.5562GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA memberWed Jun 28 1995 12:423
    
    
    Too bad the cookster ain't here any more....
12.5564;')GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA memberWed Jun 28 1995 12:509
    Well, you is still here Mr Topaz and for that we all can do nothing but
    be eternally greatful for you are infernally gratefull.....
    
    hope this helps,
    
    
    
    
    
12.5565NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Jun 28 1995 13:064
FWIW, a veterinarian told me that calves for the kosher veal market are
treated more humanely than calves for the non-kosher market.  It seems that
the stick-em-in-a-box-and-give-em-only-milk treatment frequently leads to
internal injuries that render them non-kosher.
12.5566DEVLPR::DKILLORANM1A - The choice of champions !Wed Jun 28 1995 13:0719
    > A moral dilemma.  I prefer not to eat baby animals.  When you
    > consume veal, you consume a baby cow.  If I'm going to eat beast,
    > it's not that much a hardship to limit myself to those creatures
    > who have at least reached adulthood.
    
    and

    > aside from it being a baby i find it sadistic the way they are
    > treated in the process.
    > and please, i seen slaughter houses where the adult are done in
    > so don't go there. thanks...
    
    Only one word fits this......
    
    WHIMPS ! ! ! ! ! ! !
    

    :-)
    Dan
12.5567WAHOO::LEVESQUEMr BlisterWed Jun 28 1995 13:097
    >A moral dilemma.  I prefer not to eat baby animals.
    
     Do you only eat large, old vegetables as well? :-)
    
     Veal is grand. There are humane ways to raise veal, and more and more
    veal farmers are using them. The difference between veal and
    "adulthood" is a matter of months.
12.5568MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Jun 28 1995 13:103
TTH:
   Many friends at Oracle leaving the Enet at the end of the week.

12.5569GOOEY::JUDYThat's Ms. Bitch to you!Wed Jun 28 1995 14:114
    
    
    	...coming back to work after vacation
    
12.5570COMICS::MCSKEANECough red noseWed Jun 28 1995 15:1111
    
    TTHT:-
    
    getting a prick in the bum at lunchtime. 
    
    Still, it has turned out to be a TTLT seeing as it was my Hepatitis A
    injection and that was the last one in my course of inoculations for my
    African trip.
    
    POL
    
12.5571SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIZebwas have foot-in-mouth disease!Wed Jun 28 1995 15:176
    
    
    <-------
    
    Gee!!! I wonder who's gonna respond to this one POL???
    
12.5572MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuaryWed Jun 28 1995 15:186
    > getting a prick in the bum at lunchtime. 
    
    I've been told that as much as 10% of the population would
    consider this a good thing... :-)
    
    -b
12.5573MKOTS3::JMARTINI press on toward the goalWed Jun 28 1995 15:411
    bumb
12.5574WMOIS::GIROUARD_CWed Jun 28 1995 15:475
    okay, all you veal eaters go touch yourselves (that is if you're not
    already).
    
    and Dan... go touch yourself twice. you deserve.
    
12.5575DECLNE::SHEPARDIt's the Republicans' faultWed Jun 28 1995 16:139
There were two bunnies in my backyard today.  They ran away before I could hug
them.  I am so upset!  NOT!!!

Pulleeze.  I can empathize with your feelings, not wanting to see young things
come to harm.  Just cut the sactimonious bull.  If you don't want to eat it
fine!   That leaves more for me!  OBTW: Young tender succulent venison steaks
for supper tonight!

Mikey
12.5576NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Jun 28 1995 16:173
> Just cut the sactimonious bull.

He has no objections to cutting the bull, just the calf.
12.5577PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Jun 28 1995 16:194
   that was about as ripe-for-the-picking as it gets, 
   weren't it, gerald? ;>

12.5579TROOA::COLLINSMy hovercraft is full of eels.Wed Jun 28 1995 17:096
    
    .5578:
    
    Yes...well...we're sorry you feel that way, but we just wanted a
    simple block of flats, and not an abbatoir.
    
12.5580POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of PasshionWed Jun 28 1995 17:174
    Yes, well of course that's just the sort of blinkard, philistine pig
    ignorance I've come to expect from you non-creative garbage. 

12.5581GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed LadyWed Jun 28 1995 17:2210
    
    
    tth:  reorganizing filing cabinets (again)
    
    and 
    
    	  i have a hole the size of texas (and growing) in the thigh of
    	  my nylons...at least i am wearing pants this time...
    
    
12.5582TskkSPEZKO::FRASERMobius Loop; see other sideWed Jun 28 1995 17:397
>    Yes, well of course that's just the sort of blinkard, philistine pig
>    ignorance I've come to expect from you non-creative garbage. 
        
        "blinkard", Ms. Language Person?
        


12.5583BIGQ::SILVADiabloWed Jun 28 1995 17:4111
| <<< Note 12.5570 by COMICS::MCSKEANE "Cough red nose" >>>


| getting a prick in the bum at lunchtime.
| Still, it has turned out to be a TTLT seeing as it was my Hepatitis A
| injection and that was the last one in my course of inoculations for my
| African trip.

	Gee..... when I got my series of shots, I got it in the arm.... the
butt is one area I don't want anything stuck into..... 

12.5584DECLNE::SHEPARDIt's the Republicans' faultWed Jun 28 1995 17:4213
	Wow! Gee whiz Batman we didn't mean to get mistah topez so steamed.  I
figger anyone who can wax so elekantly about flattulance, and maintain such a
high level of arrogance as you do, would be above commenting on my little jibes.

	Saying something is beneath you except on those special okashuns when
you will stoop so low as to do something only a commoner would, certainly smacks
of "holier than thou" to me.  Sorry to ruffle your cape.  You may return to your
ivory tower now, us lowly peons of limited vocabulary will stay quiet for a
while, so as not to offend those who would make our lives better by just being.

:->

Mikey  
12.5585SMURF::BINDERFather, Son, and Holy SpigotWed Jun 28 1995 17:475
    .5584
    
    > us lowly peons of limited vocabulary will stay quiet...
    
    Promises, promises...
12.5587NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Jun 28 1995 17:551
As Lloyd Bucher said, I paean you.
12.5589SMURF::BINDERFather, Son, and Holy SpigotWed Jun 28 1995 17:591
    USS Pueblo
12.5590CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenWed Jun 28 1995 18:171
    Let's not forget the Europeons...
12.5591CBHVAX::CBHLager LoutWed Jun 28 1995 21:005
>    Let's not forget the Europeons...

why not?  I'm trying to...

Chros.
12.5592Veal the differenceDECWIN::RALTOI hate summerThu Jun 29 1995 01:589
    re: veal
    
    Several weeks ago I saw a news report claiming that most restaurant
    "veal" was actually pork, and that most Big-Mac palates were utterly
    incapable of discerning the difference.  When confronted by the
    reporter with the lab test results, most chefs and/or owners shrugged
    and passed the buck to their suppliers, surprise.
    
    Chris
12.5593WMOIS::GIROUARD_CThu Jun 29 1995 10:131
    who is the Chros person? he a ballplayer or sumthin'?
12.5594SUBPAC::SADINWe the people?Thu Jun 29 1995 11:236
    
    	the ups and downs of having an SO with Bipolar disorder and
    anorexia/bulemia. The mood swings are giving me whiplash....
    
    
    jim
12.5595POBOX::BATTIShave pool cue, will travelThu Jun 29 1995 12:242
    
    sorry to hear that Jim, hope things look up for you soon.
12.5596SUBPAC::SADINWe the people?Thu Jun 29 1995 13:064
    
    	thanks.
    
    
12.5597PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BThu Jun 29 1995 14:123
	departure of Heiko  :-<

12.5598Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnThu Jun 29 1995 23:424
    TTHT and tomorrow:
    
    Going to be real busy and it's all very important too. Jeeeze I hate
    weekends that start like this :*(
12.5599CBHVAX::CBHLager LoutFri Jun 30 1995 07:256
TTHT

This horrible weather continues.  I wish the sun would bugger off so it
can start raining again.  It's too hot.

Chris.
12.5600CBHVAX::CBHLager LoutFri Jun 30 1995 07:263
Oh, and snarf.

Chris$cheap.
12.5601TROOA::COLLINSMy hovercraft is full of eels.Fri Jun 30 1995 12:3021
    
    TTHY:
    
    On Monday we shipped 10 cabinets to KAO.  3 HSC70s, 3 SA600s, and
    4 SA482s.  Every one of these units was in good condition and in
    working order when they left this site.
    
    Every single cabinet arrived damaged.  Some were missing tops, backs,
    sides, fronts.
    
    One SA482 was on a skid, upside down.
    
    Needless to say, we're all very peeved.  That hardware was destined
    to replace some HSC50s and RA81s.
    
    You'd think that if your job consisted of nothing more than moving stuff
    from one place to another, it wouldn't be too hard to get good at it.
    
    You'd think.
    
    
12.5602DEVLPR::DKILLORANM1A - The choice of champions !Fri Jun 30 1995 12:3411
    <-----

    Ohhhhh, you must be a newbie when it comes to moving. :-)
    It all showed up didn't it!  What the H*!! do you want, miracles!
    You should just be glad that they felt magnanimous enough to deliver it
    at all!  After all, that stuff is heavy.  You might pull your back and
    go out on workman's comp..... (hhhhmmmmm didn't think of that soon
    enough), or break a nail or sumptin'

    :-)
    Dan
12.5603TROOA::COLLINSMy hovercraft is full of eels.Fri Jun 30 1995 12:393
    
    Well, we've had better luck in the past.    :^)
    
12.5604SMURF::BINDERFather, Son, and Holy SpigotFri Jun 30 1995 13:252
    It's the mindset of our society, John.  All that acceptance of
    homosexuality is ruining the moving people's attitude.
12.5605TROOA::COLLINSMy hovercraft is full of eels.Fri Jun 30 1995 13:315
    
    You mean to say that *homosexuality* ruined my disk drives?
    
    GLEN!  I hold you and your queer friends responsible for this!!
    
12.5606POBOX::BATTIShave pool cue, will travelFri Jun 30 1995 13:512
    
    jc, get a grip!!!!!! hth
12.5607POLAR::RICHARDSONWhirly Twirly NapsFri Jun 30 1995 14:501
    I don't think JC is into that Mark.
12.5608POBOX::BATTIShave pool cue, will travelFri Jun 30 1995 15:233
    
    Mr. Richardson and his many friends, thank you for pointing this out
    to me. you are a true gentleman..
12.5609CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenFri Jun 30 1995 17:0610
    TTHT:  
    
    Taking my car in for a new water pump (under warranty) was bad enough
    given the other problems I have had.  Dealer calls to inform me that
    the water pump was not the issue but my block is cracked and a new
    short block needs to be ordered.  I have not the vocabulary to express
    the disappointment I am feeling right now.  If anyone else has dealt
    with lemon law issues, please send mail........
    
    Brian
12.5610WMOIS::GIROUARD_CFri Jun 30 1995 17:085
    Bummer!
    
    Good Luck!
    
    Chip
12.5611DEVLPR::DKILLORANM1A - The choice of champions !Fri Jun 30 1995 17:178
    Brian,

    Try telling 'em that you're a Biker Dude, and if they don't fix it, and
    fix it fast, you'll be down there with all your buddies, and rearrange
    their business establishment.

    :-)
    Dan
12.5612CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenFri Jun 30 1995 18:004
    Unfortnately Dan, my biker dude appearance tends to be more towards the
    preppy side than the leather clad hog rider side.  Not a very
    frightening sight I'm afraid, unless I go over first thing in the
    morning, pre-ablutions hmmmmm.......  
12.5613DEVLPR::DKILLORANM1A - The choice of champions !Fri Jun 30 1995 18:139
    Brian,
    
    If it's over the phone, they don't know your not that 700 lb with a
    three foot beard biker.... Just let 'em wonder..... worst case you can
    get your worst clothes on, roll around in the mud, and then go down
    before you shave etc...
    
    :-)
    Dan
12.5614CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanFri Jun 30 1995 18:1513


 Watching people vacate the premises knowing that my group will have to 
 remain here until at least 5:00.


 Also knowing what the traffic northbound on 93 to NH will be like at around
 5PM.



 Jim
12.5615POBOX::BATTIShave pool cue, will travelFri Jun 30 1995 19:083
    
    not a thing, year end is quiet very unusual, party after work in 1:40
    minutes. (no I'm not counting) long weekend, ain't life grand!!
12.5616STARCH::WHALENRich WhalenFri Jun 30 1995 20:0412
Getting woken up at 2:45AM by police sirens.

Some kids had stolen a car, and when they got down to where my house is on the
street the realized that they were on a dead end.  The bailed out, and I think
that they evaded capture.  Still the police had three cars down there with the
sirens going for 10 minutes and all the lights flashing on a night that was
perfect for sleeping with the windows open.

(I found out what happened as an policeman stopped by to look for a glove that
he dropped just as I was leaving this morning.)

Rich
12.5617CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanFri Jun 30 1995 20:176
>(I found out what happened as an policeman stopped by to look for a glove that
>he dropped just as I was leaving this morning.)


 Not a bloody glove, I hope
12.5618MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Sat Jul 01 1995 10:584
TTHT:
   About to embark on a trip to Bethlehem, PA and back. Heck of a way to
   spend the first 37.5% of a long weekend.

12.5619Seemz deer MzDi's missin' the ripe ones agin...LJSRV2::KALIKOWPartially sage, &amp; rarely on timeSat Jul 01 1995 12:2914
Note 12.5592                  Things to Hate Today                  5592 of 5618
DECWIN::RALTO "I hate summer"                         9 lines  28-JUN-1995 21:58
                            -< Veal the difference >-
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    re: veal

    Several weeks ago I saw a news report claiming that most restaurant
    "veal" was actually pork, and that most Big-Mac palates were utterly
    incapable of discerning the difference.  When confronted by the
    reporter with the lab test results, most chefs and/or owners shrugged
    and passed the buck to their suppliers, surprise.
>>>     ^^^^^^ ^^^ ^^^^
    Chris
   
12.5621Other than that, it was great!NETCAD::WOODFORDUSER ERROR::ReplaceUser/PressAnyKeyToCont.Wed Jul 05 1995 12:4113
    
    
    TTHThis Weekend:  Had my purse stolen at the fireworks monday night. :(
    
    Also, they were going off so close to us that we were getting hit with
    hot debris, and I got a large hot ash in my eye, which is still
    bothering me. :(
    
    
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.5622POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Bronze GoddessesWed Jul 05 1995 12:463
    
    Having to put on office-acceptable clothing and undergarments this
    morning 8^p.                                
12.5624DASHER::RALSTONcantwejustbenicetoeachother?:)Wed Jul 05 1995 13:173
    Back to work, AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
    
    ...Tom
12.5625CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanWed Jul 05 1995 13:305


 Hey, not me!  I love being back at work!  I couldn't sleep last night I was
 so excited!  Yahoo!
12.5626CSOA1::LEECHWed Jul 05 1995 13:342
    4909 unseen notes in Soapbox.  It'll take me half a day of hitting the
    'next unseen' button to catch up.
12.5627WAHOO::LEVESQUEthe countdown is onWed Jul 05 1995 14:061
    Think of how many snarfs you won't have to next unseen...
12.5628SMURF::BINDERFather, Son, and Holy SpigotWed Jul 05 1995 14:113
    ttht
    
    Ugly bug related to aliases on the Mac.
12.5629POLAR::RICHARDSONWhirly Twirly NapsWed Jul 05 1995 14:121
    catch it and put it in a jar.
12.5630CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanWed Jul 05 1995 14:5810


 My boss coming into my office and saying "Hey, I thought you were taking the
 rest of this week off!" :-/




 Jim
12.5631GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA memberWed Jul 05 1995 15:135
    
    
    Hearing of a coworkers passing this morning.
    
    Mike  
12.5632CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanWed Jul 05 1995 15:2214


 :-(




 'nother thing to hate.  #1 son telling his mom he wants nothing more to do
 with her and she is to have no contact with him.



 Jim
12.5633SUBPAC::SADINWe the people?Wed Jul 05 1995 15:455
    
    	wow, bummer jim...
    
    
    
12.5634SHRCTR::BRENNANWed Jul 05 1995 16:276
    
    TTHFriday:
    
    We took the baby to a specialist on Friday and 
    he said the baby will need surgery by the time
    he's one.  *8^(
12.5635CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanWed Jul 05 1995 16:288


 :-(



 Sorry to hear that..
12.5636Hey Disney, what's up with that?PERFOM::LICEA_KANEwhen it's comin' from the leftWed Jul 05 1995 16:583
    My son telling me that he didn't want to die after seeing Pocahontas.
    
    								-mr. bill
12.5637CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanWed Jul 05 1995 17:1521


 re .5633



 Yeah, but not unexpected.  I expect I'll hear something similar soon.  Seems
 as if he received a rather nice settlement from an insurance company which
 resulted from a car accident.  he had promised to pay his mother and I each
 a nice chunk of cash (my part in payment for a car loan on which I cosigned
 and he skipped out).  His mother found out that he got the $, she asked him
 about it, he lied about it even when she found receipts for $5K in home 
 entertainment products and he showed up on a brand new motorcycle.  She
 challenged him on this, he told her it was none of her <ro> business
 and off he went.




Jim
12.5638WAHOO::LEVESQUEthe countdown is onWed Jul 05 1995 17:171
    Sounds like a real winner, Jim. What a source of frustration.
12.5639GOOEY::JUDYThat's Ms. Bitch to you!Wed Jul 05 1995 17:188
    
    	Kristin........ call me!
    
    
    	TTHT   eating something that didn't agree with me yesterday
    		and feeling like death around 4:00 this morning.
    		(still not feeling all that hot)
    
12.5640SUBPAC::SADINWe the people?Wed Jul 05 1995 17:239
    
    
    	re: pocohantas (sp?)
    
    	Saw the movie myself over the holiday. My kids liked it, but it did
    deal with some rather heavy subjects (death, war, etc). Hope things are
    ok with your son...
    
    jim
12.5641NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Jul 05 1995 17:261
pOcAhOntAs (mnemonic: OAOA).
12.5642GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA memberWed Jul 05 1995 17:3511
    
    Death is a tough subject to deal with when it comes to the nippers.  It
    really hit home with us when our friends son died (Ryan).  Be open and
    honest about it, there will be lots of questions.  I don't know if I
    mentioned in here or not, but a few weeks ago Lauren (my 6 year old)
    asked me if I'd always be her daddy.  I said yes, then she started
    crying and asked about when I died.  I reassured her and told her that
    I would always be her daddy and she would always be my little girl. 
    Pulled at old daddy's heartstrings bigtime it did.
    
    Mike
12.5643CBHVAX::CBHLager LoutWed Jul 05 1995 17:476
TTHT

It's so bleedin hot!  Again!  The thermometer thingy in my car sez 31 degrees
C; come back rain and fog, all is forgiven!

Chris.
12.5644Given the audience, why?PERFOM::LICEA_KANEwhen it's comin' from the leftWed Jul 05 1995 17:5924
    Yup, death and nippers is an interesting combination.
    
    I still see no good reason why Disney needed the on camera shooting
    death of Kocoum for the plot.  I think it would have been a stronger
    plot without the scene.
    
    
    Maybe I'm just getting old, but I can't remember another Disney film
    where a human dies.
    
    Oh, animals die all the time.  Sometimes scary deaths.  They are even
    turned into furniture and stuff, but nobody smashes the footstool
    and tosses it in the fire to keep warm.  Even puppets don't die for
    long, in a few moments, they are brought back to life by magic.  A
    carpet might unravel, but soon enough it will ravel(?).  Evil witches
    are often about doing the evil things evil witches do, but are people
    dieing when they cast their spells?  Kings get turned into thingees,
    and then get turned back into kings at the gory death of Ursulla, but
    hey, she's a squid (or octopus).
    
    
    But here's a real person shot and killed by another real person.  Why?
    
    								-mr. bill
12.5645GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA memberWed Jul 05 1995 18:049
    
    
    No good answer there, Bill.  Probably just because it hadn't been done
    before in a Disney flick.  I remember my reaction as a child to SNow
    White being put to sleep by the apple.  It was definitely disconcerting
    for me.
    
    
    
12.5646Is it Friday?MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Jul 05 1995 18:043
>    But here's a real person shot and killed by another real person.  Why?

'Cuz Michael Eisner isn't a warm, loving human being like ol' Walt.
12.5647DECLNE::REESEToreDown,I'mAlmostLevelW/theGroundWed Jul 05 1995 18:447
    Gene Shalit gave the film a thumbs down for just that reason, Mr.
    Bill.  Said despite the fuss Disney made when the flick opened, this
    just wasn't up to same standards displayed in previous offerings.
    He thought this film had a much darker tone than one would expect
    from a Disney full length cartoon.
    
    
12.5648WRKSYS::RAHWed Jul 05 1995 23:414
    
    working straight through a weekend, then a holiday.
    
    now i'm exhausted. 
12.5649GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed LadyThu Jul 06 1995 12:048
    
    
    being back here after 6 days off...it really sucked coming in. still
    haven't gotten a good nite's sleep...
    
    and i have to start school tonite...do not want to do that...
    
    
12.5650who hires these idjits?CSOA1::LEECHThu Jul 06 1995 13:0319
    TTHT: A couple of construction tractors running in formation on RT. 126
    this morning.  They were going about 15MPH- one in each lane.
    
    I understand that such heavy equipment is given leeway with regards to
    licensing (no plates on either) since they are not intended to be
    driven down the road, but pulled on a rig.  I somehow have to think that 
    blocking BOTH lanes in rush hour traffic is toeing the line of legality for
    unlicensed tractors, though, especially for the distance they travelled.
    
    I simply cannot understand why they could not restrict themselves to
    blocking just one lane of traffic (or perhaps using the spacious strip
    of pavement that makes up the right shoulder).  They were either morons or 
    had a lot of gall- depending on whether they purposely blocked both lanes 
    or simply had no clue (I think it was the latter, but what do I know).
    
    Grrrrr.
    
    
    -steve
12.5651WAHOO::LEVESQUEthe countdown is onThu Jul 06 1995 15:592
    Leaving a little inside joke nugget for someone and not hearing about
    it...
12.5652NETCAD::WOODFORDUSER ERROR::ReplaceUser/PressAnyKeyToCont.Thu Jul 06 1995 20:178
    
    
    Who was it for Mark?
    
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.5653BIGQ::SILVADiabloFri Jul 07 1995 01:079
| <<< Note 12.5605 by TROOA::COLLINS "My hovercraft is full of eels." >>>


| You mean to say that *homosexuality* ruined my disk drives?

| GLEN!  I hold you and your queer friends responsible for this!!


	<grin>
12.5654BIGQ::SILVADiabloFri Jul 07 1995 01:104

	All week I was carefull..... today I get brave and use no sunblock. Now
my chest is burned, and in pain.... ahhhhh....
12.5655WAHOO::LEVESQUEthe countdown is onFri Jul 07 1995 11:083
    >Who was it for Mark?
    
     Mr Binder
12.5656GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed LadyFri Jul 07 1995 12:219
    
    
    i knew i was not going to like my class last nite and i was right.
    
    i hate it when i am right.
    
    
    so, if anyone out there has a good communications article or 4 that i
    can read, please pass it on...                   
12.5657DEVLPR::DKILLORANJack Martin - Wanted Dead or AliveFri Jul 07 1995 13:0412
    
    My dear sweet lady, from what I have seen in the 'box, I think that you
    should be able to easily coast through a class on communication.  You
    seem too be one of the few people in here who can effectively get your
    point across in the most beautifully descriptive terms know to the
    language.  Have no fear in this regard.  We are therefore expecting an A
    from you in this class.  Please try not to embarrass the others taking
    the course though.  Although that may be fun it would be somewhat
    unsports(wo)man like, shooting fish in a barrel and all.

    :-)
    Dan
12.5658gawd I hate lawyersPOWDML::BUCKLEYYou ain't seen nuthin yetFri Jul 07 1995 13:083
    ...money-grubbing lawyers in KC, MO are fighting to keep the wonderful
    Timberwolf roller coaster at Worlds of Fun closed indefinitely.
             
12.5660SUBPAC::SADINWe the people?Fri Jul 07 1995 13:1914
    
    
    	The registry of motor vehicles. Apparently, they are convinced that
    I did not pay any excise tax for 3 years in a row on three separate
    vehicles! Yah, right. I haven't missed a bill for more than 1 month
    EVER. Now I've got to go back through 6 years (yes, they're billing me
    for something that far back) of records and try and find receipts for
    each of the vehicles (I normally clean out my files every couple of
    years to keep the junk load down).
    
    	this sux...
    
    
    jim
12.5661POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Bronze GoddessesFri Jul 07 1995 13:276
    
    I set my right arm on fire last night.  
    
    It's a talent, I tell you, a talent.
    
    It's fine now.
12.5662TROOA::COLLINSGone ballistic. Back in 5 minutes.Fri Jul 07 1995 13:283
    
    Barbequed wings!
    
12.5663SUBPAC::SADINWe the people?Fri Jul 07 1995 13:314
    
    	can I get just a little nibble off that wing?
    
    ;*)
12.5664AMERICANS !!!CHEFS::RUTHERFORDIA)bort R)etry F)*** It !!Fri Jul 07 1995 13:431
    
12.5665GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA memberFri Jul 07 1995 13:503
    
    
    Glad we could help....
12.5666POLAR::RICHARDSONWhirly Twirly NapsFri Jul 07 1995 13:521
    Wait till he meets the French taunter. He'll change his tune.
12.5667CHEFS::RUTHERFORDIA)bort R)etry F)*** It !!Fri Jul 07 1995 13:529
    re -.1
    
    And why do you go on about being a member of the National Rivers
    Authority !!
    
    Anyone would think it was important, you Bros member !!
    
    
    Ian.
12.5668CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenFri Jul 07 1995 13:533
    Please do let us know how we are responsible for your misery.  It's no
    fun being blamed for something without knowing how we can repeat the
    offense over and over again.  
12.5669TROOA::COLLINSGone ballistic. Back in 5 minutes.Fri Jul 07 1995 13:566
    
    >...you Bros member !!
    
    Now THEMS fightin' woids!
    
    
12.5670CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenFri Jul 07 1995 14:0110
    Let me decipher this for the masses.  Ian seems a bit miffed with the
    number of folks that are proud members of the NRA.  He has mistakenly
    drawn the conclusion that this is the Nat'l Rivers Association versus
    the Nat'l Rifle Assoc.  Being environmentally clueless, he takes 
    offense at anyone that might be a little environmentally aware.  When he 
    finds out what the NRA really stands for he most likely will go 
    absolutely bonkers as we all know the U.K. enjoys gun free crimes and
    cannot fathom why some yanks would cherish their firearms.  
    
    Brian
12.5671SMURF::BINDERFather, Son, and Holy SpigotFri Jul 07 1995 14:062
    NRA stands for Nat'l Recovery Act, you idjit, ain't you read NO history
    NEVER?
12.5672CHEFS::RUTHERFORDIA)bort R)etry F)*** It !!Fri Jul 07 1995 14:0710
    Not at all. In fact, I see nothing wrong with owning a gun.
    
    
    
    
    
    Its the tw*t on the end of it that I think is a stupid idea !!
    
    
    Ian
12.5673CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenFri Jul 07 1995 14:113
    Sorry Mr. Binder, I humbly apologize for not recognizing the most
    obvious meaning of NRA.  I was going to lead with No Rogering Allowed
    but that would have just been silly.  
12.5674NETCAD::WOODFORDUSER ERROR::ReplaceUser/PressAnyKeyToCont.Fri Jul 07 1995 14:1515
    
    
    TTHT: Coming to the realization that the spare key for my car
    was in my purse that was stolen.  They have my address, so I have no
    choice but to have the locks and ignition changed. :(
    
    Thank goodness my homeowner's insurance is covering everything,
    including the purse and it's contents. (Two expensive lipsticks,
    a lip liner pencil, a sterling silver pocket mirror, the stop payments
    on the checks that were left in my checkbook, and my purse-a Whiting
    and Davis original that sells for about $235.00.)
    
    
    Terrie, leaving early today to head to the Toyota dealership.
    
12.5675NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Fri Jul 07 1995 14:201
What's the assessed value of used lipsticks?
12.5676GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA memberFri Jul 07 1995 14:239
    
    
    Ian (what kind of a girlie name is that?),
    
    get stuffed.
    
    hope this helps,
    
    Mike
12.5677NETCAD::WOODFORDUSER ERROR::ReplaceUser/PressAnyKeyToCont.Fri Jul 07 1995 14:2610
    
    
    RE: Assesed value...  I have replacement insurance, and when you have
    to pay over $400.00 to have the locks changed on your car, every little
    bit towerds the deductable helps.  
    
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.5678NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Fri Jul 07 1995 14:291
Will they replace your used lipsticks with equally used ones?
12.5679DASHER::RALSTONcantwejustbenicetoeachother?:)Fri Jul 07 1995 14:303
    TTHT: 	Not one thing that I can think of!
    
    ...Tom
12.5680CHEFS::RUTHERFORDIA)bort R)etry F)*** It !!Fri Jul 07 1995 14:3811
    No wonder you Americans like guns so much. You're always biting the
    bullet. It's great. Who would we be able to ridicule without you ?
    
    And hey Wannamacher or whatever your name is, what do you do for a
    living ?? I've been in this conference for all of a day and entered 4
    notes. No wonder we can't get any budget over here. All the money's
    going on keeping you with your 24" pizza's, pretzels, Twinky's and
    potato chips. Oh and a diet Coke !!!
    
    
    Ian.
12.5681SUBPAC::SADINWe the people?Fri Jul 07 1995 14:4010
    
    
    	who is this Ian twit anyway? Got anything substantial to say, or
    are you going to be like our little immature scottish buddies were just
    before they departed?
    
    	hugs and kisses,
    		jim
    
    
12.5682SMURF::BINDERFather, Son, and Holy SpigotFri Jul 07 1995 14:414
    .5681
    
    You encapsulated Ian quite well, from the look of things, by your use
    of the word after Ian in your question.
12.5683GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA memberFri Jul 07 1995 14:418
    
    
    Quite a bit, TYVM.  Some of us have windows where we can have more than
    one thing going at a time.  Doing more than one thing at a time is
    probably more than you can handle.
    
    
    Mike
12.5684TROOA::COLLINSGone ballistic. Back in 5 minutes.Fri Jul 07 1995 14:4920
    
    .5680

    >No wonder you Americans like guns so much. You're always biting the
    >bullet. It's great. Who would we be able to ridicule without you ?
    
    Translation: "Look at me!  Look at me!"
    
    >And hey Wannamacher or whatever your name is, what do you do for a
    >living ?? I've been in this conference for all of a day and entered 4
    >notes. 
    
    Translation: "I'm completely clue-impaired!"
    
    >No wonder we can't get any budget over here. All the money's
    >going on keeping you with your 24" pizza's, pretzels, Twinky's and
    >potato chips. Oh and a diet Coke !!!
    
    Translation: "Look at me!  Look at me!"
    
12.5685CBHVAX::CBHLager LoutFri Jul 07 1995 14:499
TTHT

Bloody hell, it's still hot.  I'm a smelly sweaty git again today.  At least
the 'fridge is full of booze, which I'll br drinking at the earliest
opportunity!

Chris.

PS Ian, knob off!
12.5686CBHVAX::CBHLager LoutFri Jul 07 1995 14:505
TTalsoHT:

some git's buggering around with the network, so my links keep dying.

Chris.
12.5687CHEFS::RUTHERFORDIA)bort R)etry F)*** It !!Fri Jul 07 1995 14:5915
    Hey,
    
    	I have Windows. I also have full fat Coke which must be something
    you lardy Yankees must have wet dreams about. But I don't spend every 5
    minutes hitting the next unseen button and drooling gleefully at the
    thought of entering more of your brainless twaddle.
    
    BTW, the reason (not that I really need one !!) I'm getting on at all you 
    Yanks is the fact that we are currently under seige by all your made 
    for TV films about Waco and Vietnam and the Kansas bombing and True 
    Love Waits and sodding OJ Simpson. Maybe I should be getting on at our 
    TV Stations instead, but this is more fun !! And we should all have our
    quota of fun each day, shouldn't we ??
    
    Oh, and guess again, I'm neither English or Scottish.
12.5688SMURF::BINDERFather, Son, and Holy SpigotFri Jul 07 1995 15:011
    Bloody Welsh git.
12.5689CBHVAX::CBHLager LoutFri Jul 07 1995 15:045
>    Oh, and guess again, I'm neither English or Scottish.

who cares?  You're still irritating!

Chris.
12.5690VANGA::KERRELLDECUS Dublin 11-15 September'95Fri Jul 07 1995 15:056
re.5687:

If you have a point to make about the export of American culture to Britain then
why not make it and stop spouting crap?

Dave.
12.5691CHEFS::RUTHERFORDIA)bort R)etry F)*** It !!Fri Jul 07 1995 15:055
    Thanks Chris,
    
    	Love you too, Sweety !!
    
    
12.5692SPEZKO::FRASERMobius Loop; see other sideFri Jul 07 1995 15:065
        Roger Ebert:   "Braveheart - a legendary Scottish hero fighting
        the British for his countries independence"
        
        aarrgh.
        
12.5693GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA memberFri Jul 07 1995 15:083
    
    
    RE: .5687  Way I see it, you must be from Uranus.....
12.5694CBHVAX::CBHLager LoutFri Jul 07 1995 15:125
>    	Love you too, Sweety !!
    
I think you meant `sweaty'.  It's still too bleedin hot.

Chris.
12.5695GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA memberFri Jul 07 1995 15:158
    
    
    Chris, looks like we've got your weather over hear.  Rain, rain and
    more rain.
    
    
    Mike
    
12.5696CBHVAX::CBHLager LoutFri Jul 07 1995 15:186
>    Chris, looks like we've got your weather over hear.  Rain, rain and
>    more rain.
    
can you send it back please?  My plants are wilting, and so am I (oo-er!)

Chris.
12.5697tho, not many would agree with you...GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed LadyFri Jul 07 1995 15:2110
    
    
    dan...
    
    you are scoring some serious brownie points...
    
    
    :> ;> ;>
    
    
12.5698DEVLPR::DKILLORANJack Martin - Wanted Dead or AliveFri Jul 07 1995 15:374
    Anytime fair lady, anytime !
    
    :-)
    Dan
12.5699MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuaryFri Jul 07 1995 15:4015
    > BTW, the reason (not that I really need one !!) I'm getting on at all you 
    > Yanks is the fact that we are currently under seige by all your made 
    > for TV films about Waco and Vietnam and the Kansas bombing and True 
    > Love Waits and sodding OJ Simpson. Maybe I should be getting on at our 
    > TV Stations instead, but this is more fun !! And we should all have our
    > quota of fun each day, shouldn't we ??

    Let me guess; you've managed to evolve to the state where you can
    turn your TV on, but haven't quite reached the state where you
    realize how much better of you'd be if you get off your festering
    cornhole and shut it off... may I suggest reading a good book;
    something extremely challenging like "My Red Wagon" might be in
    order.

    -b
12.5700SUBPAC::SADINWe the people?Fri Jul 07 1995 15:465
    
    
    	I suggest we rename Ian to "Radio Flyer".
    
    
12.5701CHEFS::RUTHERFORDIA)bort R)etry F)*** It !!Fri Jul 07 1995 15:537
    Gee,
    
    	I've only been here 5 minutes and I've got a nickname already !!
    
    	A star is born !!
    
    
12.5702NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Fri Jul 07 1995 15:551
Doesn't Rutherfordi's pname contain an r.o.?
12.5703GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed LadyFri Jul 07 1995 15:567
    
    
    it's a quote, isn't it???
    
    
    
    
12.5704SUBPAC::SADINWe the people?Fri Jul 07 1995 16:025
    
    	yeah, you're famous RadioFlyer. Just like Jimmy Carter....
    
    
    
12.5705CHEFS::RUTHERFORDIA)bort R)etry F)*** It !!Fri Jul 07 1995 16:033
    Excuse,
    
    	But what is wrong with Abort !!
12.5706SUBPAC::SADINWe the people?Fri Jul 07 1995 16:045
    
    
    	Everything if you're pro-life....
    
    
12.5707MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuaryFri Jul 07 1995 16:208
    
    A sloppy joe takes on near-epic proportions when eaten by a
    person with a beard and mustache. I'll probably be discovering
    bits of it here and there for months to come... all is not
    lost though; I may have invented a whole new concept in
    survival foods...
    
    -b
12.5708DECLNE::SHEPARDIt's the Republicans' faultFri Jul 07 1995 16:236
I guess it true that so much American "entertainment" is exported due to the
extremely high demand for mindless drivel in the UK.  But my momma always taught
me to be nice to those of lesser intelligience, so I will say no more about our
new 'boxer from somewhere in that cold, wet, utterly depressing place.

Mikey
12.5709GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA memberFri Jul 07 1995 16:263
    
    
    Brian, they've been callin em flavor savers for years.....
12.5710CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenFri Jul 07 1995 16:377
    Is I. Rutherfordi a close cousin to E. Roqueforti, a pungent, moldy
    cheese aged in a cave?  
    
    Now Ian, go sign in like a good lad and tell us how sweet and charming
    you really are and that you have far more taste than watching the
    pablum we export to the unwashed masses in a variety of languages.  Go 
    on, shoo!  
12.5711MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Fri Jul 07 1995 16:519
re: Terrie
> and my purse-a Whiting and Davis original that sells for about $235.00
								 ^^^^^^^
!!!!!

Holy smokes! You don't kid around when it comes to purses, Terrie!

I can remember buying cars for less money than that . . . 

12.5712SUBPAC::SADINWe the people?Fri Jul 07 1995 16:524
    
    	My present car cost less than that....:)
    
    jim
12.5713GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed LadyFri Jul 07 1995 16:526
    
    
    well, ter, next time i have/go to a pocketbook party, i'll have to
    remember to invite you...great bags with greater savings!!!
    
    
12.5714TROOA::COLLINSGone ballistic. Back in 5 minutes.Fri Jul 07 1995 16:535
    
    .5712:
    
    Her purse is more fuel efficient.
    
12.5715NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Fri Jul 07 1995 16:541
She put a lot of money into that purse.
12.5716TROOA::COLLINSGone ballistic. Back in 5 minutes.Fri Jul 07 1995 16:563
    
    set prof/purs=$235
    
12.5717SUBPAC::SADINWe the people?Fri Jul 07 1995 16:568
    
    
    	re: .5714
    
    	I dunno. From the amount of stuff she hauls around in it, I'd say
    she probably uses alot of fuel just carrying it around...! :*)
    
    jim
12.5718CBHVAX::CBHLager LoutFri Jul 07 1995 17:086
re .5708,

looks like the 'Box has provided Ian with someone with a like mind to have
a nice chat with.  This should be fun!

Chris.
12.5720MKOTS3::JMARTINI press on toward the goalFri Jul 07 1995 18:138
    They are running a good deal on National Review...
    
    But I WILL NOT subscribe because the last time I did they put me on
    every mailing list for the NRC, Dole, Gramm, Dornan, Quayle, Buchanan
    for President, National Heritage Foundation, Gun lobby letters, Jesse
    Helms, Oliver North for Senate, and many others.  I find this annoying!
    
    -Jack
12.5722CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenFri Jul 07 1995 18:3116
    TTHT:  
    
    Called to see if car is going to be ready for this afternoon.  Was
    informed that the new motor they ordered was dropped during shipment 
    and is unuseable.  New, new motor ordered and delivered on Wed. 
    Car will not be ready until Monday, possibly tomorrow Noon earliest.  
    Now that in itself is aggravating as hell and extremely disappointing 
    but I am glad they chose to reorder the motor versus putting one that is 
    out of balance from internal damage.  The really irritating thing is 
    having to cancel my previous plans for the weekend of racing on Lake 
    Champlain because I needed to pick up my car and turn in the loaner.  
    Now the sporty Escort wagon is mine for the weekend and I will miss the 
    first Lake Champlain race in 7 years :-(.  But hey, I'm not bitter, no, 
    not bitter at all.......
    
    Brian 
12.5723GOOEY::JUDYThat's Ms. Bitch to you!Fri Jul 07 1995 18:518
    
    
    	....not taking the day off like I had planned because
    	we were supposed to get thunderstorms this afternoon.
    	Grumble.  I could be at the beach right now........
    
    	JJ
    
12.5724GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed LadyFri Jul 07 1995 19:015
    
    just think, tho, jj, since you did end up working today, you won't feel
    so bad if you end up taking the 31st off... ;> :> ;>
    
    
12.5725:-(LUNER::FINTMEFri Jul 07 1995 19:087
    
    Some jerk keyed the new car.....
    
    Running by MSO today and not getting a view of the MSO babes
    
    Mickey
    
12.5726GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed LadyFri Jul 07 1995 19:266
    
    
    well, unless we were sitting outside, of course you didn't see them
    when you ran by...
    
    
12.5728TROOA::COLLINSGone ballistic. Back in 5 minutes.Fri Jul 07 1995 19:333
    
    Radio Flyer is observing radio silence.
    
12.5729A sight to be seen (4 me)LUNER::FINTMEFri Jul 07 1995 19:409
    
    re .5726
    
     I run so slowly I usually have an opportunity to see hundreds of
     folks.
    
     Maybe I should say "jogged by" instead of "run by"
    
     The heat was brutal these past two days
12.5730CBHVAX::CBHLager LoutFri Jul 07 1995 19:406
>    Radio Flyer is observing radio silence.
    
nah, he buggered off home hours ago; it's 8:45pm here.  He'll be back with
more rubbish on monday, no doubt.

Chris.
12.5731POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Bronze GoddessesFri Jul 07 1995 19:452
    
    You should have given us a wave, Mickey.  I'm always up for a visitor.
12.5732GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed LadyFri Jul 07 1995 19:566
    
    
    tth:  having to say good-bye to a co-worker who is moving on to greener
    pastures (for her, anyway)...
    
    
12.5733Not acceptableLUNER::FINTMEFri Jul 07 1995 19:578
    
    Sweaty... smelly... didn't fit the BP MSO image
    
    I'll wave at the building the next time I'm on a "jog"
    
    
    Mickey
    
12.5734GOOEY::JUDYThat's Ms. Bitch to you!Sat Jul 08 1995 21:4115
    
    
    	Raq, I suppose that's true but I don't think I'd feel
    	too guilty anyway.... and speaking of that...
    
    	TTHY   finding out that my friend who has 'connections'		
    		may not be able to get backstage passes this time
    		around for Bon Jovi.  His company is getting stingy
    		with tix.  Why did they have to pick *now* ?!
    
    	TTHT   a 5 minute thunderstorm that causes the cable to go
    		out and it still isn't back on.  Fortunately I'll be
    		leaving soon to go to the movies but it's still annoying.
    
    	
12.5735MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Sat Jul 08 1995 21:536
They musta got zapped good, Judy. It's out up here too, and, of course,
their line is busy, which at least means that they're aware of it.

Acksually it rained pretty good for a decent time in Nashua, the
northwest side of which I was leaving at the time.

12.5736SUBPAC::SADINWe the people?Sat Jul 08 1995 22:075
    
    
    	Just had a power glitch here in Hudson. Both my machines freaked!
    
    jim
12.5737CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanSat Jul 08 1995 23:568


  We had a very brief power glitch here in Derry, NH about 7PM or so.



 Jim
12.5738Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnMon Jul 10 1995 00:265
    Still feeling terrible with this horrid illness I neglected to mention
    last Tuesday when it arroused it's yucky head..... phew all in one
    sentence with out a pause.
    
    My taste buds still don't work. 
12.5739CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanMon Jul 10 1995 13:0212


 Attempting to open a half gallon milk carton to make the little spout thingy
 and the thing doesn't open right and I have to punch holes into the top of
 the carton to pour the milk and it winds up going all over the place when
 I pour it.




 Jim
12.5740CBHVAX::CBHLager LoutMon Jul 10 1995 13:356
> Attempting to open a half gallon milk carton to make the little spout thingy

they sell it in half gallon *cartons*?!  I get mine in plastic bottles
with nice screw caps do it doesn't go everywhere or go off.

Chris.
12.5741CSOA1::LEECHAnd then he threw the chimney at us!Mon Jul 10 1995 13:587
    Yeah, but the bottles always flake off these dried mild crispies when
    you open them, which get makes a small mess (and it's pretty nasty if
    you happen to be opening the bottle too closely to your bowl of
    cereal).
    
    
    -steve
12.5742GOOEY::JUDYThat's Ms. Bitch to you!Mon Jul 10 1995 15:088
    
    
    	Despite the fact that I know none of the horses in "Braveheart"
    	were really injured (I saw a clip on HBO on how they did the
    	war scenes), just the sounds of the horses whinnying in pain
    	were enough to get me quite upset while watching the movie.
    
    
12.5743CBHVAX::CBHLager LoutMon Jul 10 1995 15:175
I still find it difficult to like horses, they're nasty smelly stupid
things.  A friend owns a riding school, so I've been in close proximity
with the smelly gits often enough.

Chris.
12.5744MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuaryMon Jul 10 1995 15:256
    >  A friend owns a riding school, so I've been in close proximity
    > with the smelly gits often enough.
    
    Yeah, but what about the horses?
    
    -b
12.5745NETCAD::WOODFORDUSER ERROR::ReplaceUser/PressAnyKeyToCont.Mon Jul 10 1995 15:2916
    
    
    RE: My expensive purse....
    
    I would NEVER pay that kind of money for a purse.  It was a birthday
    present from my mother-in-law. (She REALLY likes me alot!) :*)
    
    
    TTHThisWeekend:  Finding out that the Jake Ivory's in W. Bridgewater
    has gone out of business.  They still have one in Boston, but now I'm
    gonna have to actually get in my car and *drive* to it. :(
    
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.5746CBHVAX::CBHLager LoutMon Jul 10 1995 15:308
>    Yeah, but what about the horses?
    
well there's this big white sod that goes clomping around the house in the
dead of night, at first it's a bit eerie seeing this large horse looming
through the mist at nighttime, but when you get used to it you just wish
that it would piss off and be noisy and smelly somewhere else.

Chris.
12.5747SMURF::BINDERFather, Son, and Holy SpigotMon Jul 10 1995 16:055
    
    ttht.
    
    this bloody node (or net, who knows) is bouncing me out of every
    notesfile i open, i can't stay connected for more than 60 seconds.
12.574812:03 = "stan" 12:05 = "stay"PERFOM::LICEA_KANEwhen it's comin' from the leftMon Jul 10 1995 16:074
    
    But you just stayed connected for more than 60 seconds....
    
    								-mr. bill
12.5749EVMS::MORONEYThe gene pool needs chlorine....Mon Jul 10 1995 16:1610
re .5748:

>                                  -< 12:03 = "stan"   12:05 = "stay" >-

    
>    But you just stayed connected for more than 60 seconds....
    
1) Assumes he was talking about this node (BACK40)
2) Assumes he didn't enter the first note, spot the typo, get dropped,
   get back in and correct it
12.5750Nine minutes, we have a winner....PERFOM::LICEA_KANEwhen it's comin' from the leftMon Jul 10 1995 16:2010
    re: .5749
    
|1) Assumes he was talking about this node (BACK40)
|2) Assumes he didn't enter the first note, spot the typo, get dropped,
|   get back in and correct it
    
    
    Nope.  Assumes at least one 'boxer needs to get a life.
    
    								-mr. bill
12.5751GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed LadyMon Jul 10 1995 16:447
    
    well, terrie, maybe if some of you and your friends actually PAID to
    get into ivory's, they'd still be in business.... :> ;>
    
    tth:  feeling stressed out and out of control about school...
    
    
12.5752CBHVAX::CBHLager LoutMon Jul 10 1995 16:536
TTHT

The Sync lead on my Vax monitor seems to have come loose, and the flickering
isn't half doing my eyes in.

Chris.
12.5753I'm in the same boatFRSBEE::FINTMEMon Jul 10 1995 16:548
    
    and I as well
    
    Mid-term next Monday and the past two weeks the prof won't give us
    any indication of the format.   We ask, he "hasn't decided"
    
    Mickey
    
12.5754GRRRRRRRRR.....NEMAIL::HULBERTCome on 5 O'clockMon Jul 10 1995 17:128
    
    TTHT:
    
    Taking a five iron size divot out of my chin whilst shaving this
    morning.  First, I looked foolish with a band aid plastered across my
    chin, and then the damn thing starts gushing after I wiped my chin. 
    New foreign element added to the keyboard, along with coffee, soda,
    ink, crumbs........
12.5755CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanMon Jul 10 1995 17:1918



 I nicked myself right near my left ear this morning..such a small little 
 cut one could hardly see it, but I tell ya the thing bled like a gushing oil
 well.  I stuck a little piece of kleenex on it thinking that would get it
 to stop, which it did..until I decided to remove the little piece of kleenex
 and the thing resumed its simulation of the previously mentioned gushing
 oil well.  


 I believe it has stopped, now.




 Jim
12.5756PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BMon Jul 10 1995 17:205
>> I believe it has stopped, now.

	i'm so very happy for you.  

12.5758CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanMon Jul 10 1995 17:333

 What if someone is truly flying across a pond?
12.5759CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanMon Jul 10 1995 17:349


>	i'm so very happy for you.  




    Thank you so much..
12.5760So, which phrase is best ?GAAS::BRAUCHERMon Jul 10 1995 17:355
    
      Ah, Mr. T, I understand your envy.  Quick now, how many different
     banter phrases for crossing the A.O. can you think of ?
    
      bb
12.5761POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Bronze GoddessesMon Jul 10 1995 18:319
    
    Had to rush over to AKO1 this morning to pick up a system that
    absolutely, positively HAD to be used in a video shoot here today.
    Couldn't do the shoot without it.  Very important that it be brought
    over this morning.  No, demand shuttle isn't good enough.
    
    Now I have to go back over to AKO and return it, and I have the sneaking
    suspicion it was never on camera, not for a moment.
    
12.5762CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenMon Jul 10 1995 18:534
    AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
    
    Thank you, thank you very much for allowing me this indulgence.  Car is
    still not done.  Maybe tomorrow, maybe.....
12.5763POBOX::BATTIShave pool cue, will travelMon Jul 10 1995 18:552
    
    FORD, really does mean fix or repair daily, huh brian.
12.5764CNTROL::JENNISONRevive us, Oh LordMon Jul 10 1995 19:276
	Brian,

	I wonder if they loaned you the same Escort they loaned me...

	Karen
12.5765CBHVAX::CBHLager LoutMon Jul 10 1995 19:437
TTHT

the after effects of drinking two pots of freshbrew coffee and staring at
a wobbly screen all day, I'm not going to be able to sleep a wink tonight.
Anybody got any remedies for a caffeine overdose?  Lots of beer, perhaps?

Chris.
12.5766CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenMon Jul 10 1995 19:453
    Teal green?  Wagon?  Two speeds, off and on?  
    
    
12.5767BIGQ::SILVADiabloMon Jul 10 1995 19:453

	I'm sure Martin has a cure for that...... :-0
12.5768MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuaryMon Jul 10 1995 19:455
    >Anybody got any remedies for a caffeine overdose?  Lots of beer, perhaps?
    
    Listen to some Leonard Cohen recordings...
    
    -b
12.5769YanniHBAHBA::HAASimprobable causeMon Jul 10 1995 19:460
12.5770CNTROL::JENNISONRevive us, Oh LordMon Jul 10 1995 19:5111
	Yup, teal green escort wagon.

	My 3 year old was a bit upset, she kept asking me, "Why are
	we in *this* car, Mommy?"

	Probably afraid someone might see her in it ;-)

	(I admit it, though, it sure beat hanging around in the
	dealership with 2 little kids).

12.5771CSLALL::PLEVINEMon Jul 10 1995 19:532
    He said he needed to sleep -b, not commit suicide.  ;)
    Peter
12.5772<---- :-)MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuaryMon Jul 10 1995 19:541
    
12.5773Took four tries to get through Chapter 11DECWIN::RALTOI hate summerMon Jul 10 1995 19:555
>> Anybody got any remedies for a caffeine overdose?
    
    "Programming Windows 3.1", Charles Petzold, Microsoft Press.
    
    Chris
12.5774CBHVAX::CBHLager LoutMon Jul 10 1995 20:0016
>    "Programming Windows 3.1", Charles Petzold, Microsoft Press.
    
now there's an idea, I guess I could browse through my X11 programming
guides.  I feel tired already!  As far as listening to Leonard Cohen,
I don't have any of his stuff, but I guess that The Sisters of Mercy
are in the same sort of vein.  Although that'd give me nightmares.

Re Escorts,

I remember being particularly upset when I was given one of these things
as a 3 month lease car, bloody awful thing to drive, the 1.4 CVH engine
had a power band of between 4500 and 4507 rpm.  The RDS/EON stereo was
quite good though, at least I gave the amazing engine a chance to stretch
its legs as the radio told me which traffic jams to avoid.

Chris.
12.5775GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed LadyTue Jul 11 1995 13:2813
    well, bri, iff'n you want to get rid of that escort and get another
    escort, i'd be happy to give you a ride to work...of course, you'd have
    to either come to class with me or go to the hallmark shop after work....
    
    ;>
    
    my ttht:  i have about 15 runs in both legs of my 'hose...at least i am
    wearing pants, but still, it makes for a major annoyance.  at least
    they were not new 'hose...
    
      
    
     
12.5776LCSPSEG::COVINGTONTue Jul 11 1995 13:571
    Funny...The sisters of Mercy is the title of a Leonard Cohen song.
12.5777CBHVAX::CBHLager LoutTue Jul 11 1995 14:046
>    Funny...The sisters of Mercy is the title of a Leonard Cohen song.

I think that's where they got their name from... they do some nice
cheerful little ditties just like ol' Len, too.

Chris.
12.5778SMURF::BINDERFather, Son, and Holy SpigotTue Jul 11 1995 15:445
    .5748
    
    See .5749, option 2.  What actually happened was that I saw my error
    and got bounced as I was entering DELETE/NOCONFIRM, reconnected, did
    the delete, and re-replied.
12.5779SMURF::BINDERFather, Son, and Holy SpigotTue Jul 11 1995 15:454
    .5755
    
    Do the words "styptic pencil" mean anything to you?  If not, find out
    what one is, and go from there.
12.5780CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanTue Jul 11 1995 15:4812
    
>    Do the words "styptic pencil" mean anything to you?  If not, find out
 


    Yes..excruciating pain.  Actually I should have one around the house, but
 alas, do not.




 Jim
12.5781SMURF::BINDERFather, Son, and Holy SpigotTue Jul 11 1995 16:153
    I alluz figger a few moments of that pain beats walking around with a
    nerdy teenager with postage-stamp-sized bits of kleenex stuck to my
    face.
12.5782CNTROL::JENNISONRevive us, Oh LordTue Jul 11 1995 16:166
	Agreed.

	Anything beats walking around with a nerdy teenager.

	
12.5783;')GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA memberTue Jul 11 1995 16:183
    
    
    especially one stuck to your face....
12.5784Just in case Dick tries to cover his tracks :')GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA memberTue Jul 11 1995 16:199
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SMURF::BINDER "Father, Son, and Holy Spigot"          3 lines  11-JUL-1995 12:15
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    I alluz figger a few moments of that pain beats walking around with a
    nerdy teenager with postage-stamp-sized bits of kleenex stuck to my
    face.
12.5785CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanTue Jul 11 1995 16:198
>    I alluz figger a few moments of that pain beats walking around with a
>    nerdy teenager with postage-stamp-sized bits of kleenex stuck to my
>    face.


     Yeah, but the flip side is all the kind folks walking up to me telling
     me there's something on my face.
12.5786CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanTue Jul 11 1995 16:204


 Unless of course it's a nerdy teenager
12.5787NETCAD::WOODFORDUSER ERROR::ReplaceUser/PressAnyKeyToCont.Tue Jul 11 1995 16:2611
    
    
    I didn't hear the nerdy teenager complaining though...
    
    
    
    
    
    :*)
    Terrie
    
12.5788DEVLPR::DKILLORANJack Martin - Wanted Dead or AliveTue Jul 11 1995 16:2912
    
    Terrie !  
    I'm surprised at that statement.....
    Not our INNOCENT Terrie !

    ;-)
    Dan
    
    Maybe my mind is in the gutter, and she didn't mean it the way I
    thought !
    
    
12.5789CBHVAX::CBHLager LoutTue Jul 11 1995 16:333
"Sit on me face, I'll guess yer weight", etc.

Chris.
12.5790My middle name is trouble... :*)NETCAD::WOODFORDUSER ERROR::ReplaceUser/PressAnyKeyToCont.Tue Jul 11 1995 16:3411
    
    Your innocent Terrie???
    
    
    Dan, are you a newbie here, or something??  heeheehee :*)
    
    
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.5792NETCAD::WOODFORDSoManyDipsticks,SoLittleOil.Tue Jul 11 1995 16:5113
    
    
    
    OHMYGAWD!! I'm dyeing!!!  
    
    
    
    
    
    
    ahem...ahem...
    
    
12.5793CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanTue Jul 11 1995 17:0316
    
    
    
>    OHMYGAWD!! I'm dyeing!!!  
 

      What color?????   
    
    
    
    
    
      
    

12.5794NETCAD::WOODFORDSoManyDipsticks,SoLittleOil.Tue Jul 11 1995 17:339
    
    
    Why, sky blue pink of course!  Is there any other color to dye?!?! :*)
    
    
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.5795DEVLPR::DKILLORANJack Martin - Wanted Dead or AliveTue Jul 11 1995 18:157
    
    > OHMYGAWD!! I'm dyeing!!!  
    
    TERRIE, ARE YOU O.K......?  Is there anything I can do to help?.....
    
    :-)
    Dan
12.5791DEVLPR::DKILLORANJack Martin - Wanted Dead or AliveTue Jul 11 1995 18:166
    
    Not really Terrie, I just assume that all of the 'box Babes are on
    pedestals and should be worshiped by the low males of the 'box.....
    
    :-)
    Dan
12.5796NETCAD::WOODFORDSoManyDipsticks,SoLittleOil.Tue Jul 11 1995 18:198
    
    
    <----  I'm not gonna touch that one...nope, no way....
    
    
    
    
    
12.5797NETCAD::WOODFORDSoManyDipsticks,SoLittleOil.Tue Jul 11 1995 18:2111
    
    
    Hey, what happened to the 'cough drop comment that you made that hade
    me dyeing sky blue pink to begin with?  Did you delete it?  CHICKEN!
    
    
    
    :*)
    
    Terrie
    
12.5798DEVLPR::DKILLORANJack Martin - Wanted Dead or AliveTue Jul 11 1995 18:238
    Oh, come on Terrie, I set it up for you and everything !
    
    :-)
    Dan
    
    BTW - I altered the note so that no one else will see the last part...
    I didn't want anyone to think anything but pure thoughts about you!
    :-)
12.5799NETCAD::WOODFORDSoManyDipsticks,SoLittleOil.Tue Jul 11 1995 18:249
    
    
    Oh, well isn't that speeeecial....
    
    
    
    
    :*)
    
12.5800snarfCBHVAX::CBHLager LoutTue Jul 11 1995 18:260
12.5801GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA memberTue Jul 11 1995 18:274
    
    
    
    Too late for the thoughts I'm having..... ;')
12.5802CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenTue Jul 11 1995 20:054
    Yet another day in the race Escort :-(.  Just how long does it take to 
    swap an engine fercryin'outloud???????  
    
    Brian
12.5803NETCAD::WOODFORDSoManyDipsticks,SoLittleOil.Tue Jul 11 1995 20:158
    ttht: people who take SO long to answer mail, and
    refuse to answer your questions!
    
    
    
    :*)
    Terrie
    
12.5804Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnWed Jul 12 1995 00:341
    TTHT - Not much.......... :*|
12.5805WAHOO::LEVESQUEthe countdown is onWed Jul 12 1995 10:537
    >Yet another day in the race Escort :-(.  Just how long does it take to 
    >swap an engine fercryin'outloud???????  
    
     Count on 3-4 working days. Then you can hear the dope say, "Oh, you
    want us to tune it, too?"
    
    TTHT: s-t-r-e-s-s
12.5806CBHVAX::CBHLager LoutWed Jul 12 1995 13:085
TTHT

A wummin.  I'm not saying any more.

Chris.
12.5807if it weren't for bad luck...WAHOO::LEVESQUEthe countdown is onWed Jul 12 1995 13:161
    No %^&*()$ luck.
12.5808POBOX::BATTIShave pool cue, will travelWed Jul 12 1995 13:423
    
    cheer up Doctah, it could be worse, you could always be eaten by a
    walrus.
12.5809WAHOO::LEVESQUEcontents under pressureWed Jul 12 1995 13:461
     At this point, that sounds positively benign.
12.5810POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Bronze GoddessesWed Jul 12 1995 14:292
    
    I was caught 8^).
12.5811MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuaryWed Jul 12 1995 15:466
    
    I just discovered that I lost one of my hoops. I'm traumatized.
    
    Hopefully, it's at home.
    
    -b
12.5812:)SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIZebwas have foot-in-mouth disease!Wed Jul 12 1995 15:555
    
    <------
    
    Not to worry.... a half-court game is just as good!
    
12.5813SMURF::BINDERFather, Son, and Holy SpigotWed Jul 12 1995 16:155
    ttht.
    
    Slashed a bone-deep cut on the end of my big toe last night - was
    dashing upstairs, slipped and jammed my foot downward into the carpet
    tack strip at the bottom of a riser.  Sumbitch.
12.5814:-)CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanWed Jul 12 1995 16:165



 Did you have a styptic pencil around, Dick?  
12.5815MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuaryWed Jul 12 1995 16:162
    
    <--- Ouch!!!!! You have my sympathy!
12.5816SPSEG::COVINGTONWed Jul 12 1995 16:181
    Carpet tack strips were invented by the Marquis de Sade.
12.5817SMURF::BINDERFather, Son, and Holy SpigotWed Jul 12 1995 16:208
    .5814
    
    Yes, but I didn't use it; I reserve it for razor cuts, and I'm here to
    tell you that the thing that lacerated my toe was no razor!
    
    .5816
    
    Agreed.  But I can't afford proper stair rods, at $15 or so each.
12.5818POLAR::RICHARDSONWhirly Twirly NapsWed Jul 12 1995 16:261
    Perhaps a nerdy teenager could apply some pressure to the wound?
12.5819PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Jul 12 1995 16:293
  .5818  yes, that's why it's a good idea to have one with you at all
	 times.  he's a smart man, that richard.
12.5820SMURF::BINDERFather, Son, and Holy SpigotWed Jul 12 1995 16:384
    Well, lessee here, I think the metal box I keep my adhesive bandages in
    is a teen-ager, so it could be said that a teen-ager supplied pressure
    on the wound, but I really don't think it's a nerdy box, such a trendy
    red and dark blue and all.
12.5821 It's still hot.NEMAIL::HULBERTCome on 5 O'clockWed Jul 12 1995 17:346
    
    TTHT
    
    People who say "it's not the heat, it's the humidity."  Well my oven
    does not have any humidity, but it still does a dam good job of cooking
    a turkey.
12.5822CSOA1::LEECHdia dhuitWed Jul 12 1995 17:552
    Well, if it gets up to 350 degrees outside, I'll be the first to admit
    that it is indeed the heat (and not the humidity) that bothers me.  8^)
12.5823NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Jul 12 1995 17:561
...especially when your pop-up timer pops up.
12.5825NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Jul 12 1995 18:001
What temperature should leeches be roasted at?
12.5826CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenWed Jul 12 1995 18:012
    lychees may be served slightly warmed in syrup or cold but never
    roasted
12.5827WAHOO::LEVESQUEcontents under pressureWed Jul 12 1995 18:011
12.5828CNTROL::JENNISONRevive us, Oh LordWed Jul 12 1995 18:025
	TTHT:

	Laughing my head off reading the TTHT topic...everyone's gonna
	know I'm not analyzing data!
12.5829GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA memberWed Jul 12 1995 18:044
    
    
    Slept wrong two nights ago and the neck is still giving me fits.  Damn,
    this getting old stinks.
12.5830why not get some new stinksHBAHBA::HAASimprobable causeWed Jul 12 1995 18:050
12.5831BIGQ::SILVADiabloWed Jul 12 1995 18:113

	Wannamonkey, maybe you were in Brian's dream??????
12.5832:-)WMOIS::GIROUARD_CWed Jul 12 1995 18:171
    hey Mike, it beats payin' for those fits
12.5833GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA memberWed Jul 12 1995 18:264
    
    
    Thanks folks.  Glad I am able to physically suffer for your
    enjoyment....
12.5834WAHOO::LEVESQUEcontents under pressureWed Jul 12 1995 18:361
    the pressure cooker
12.5835CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenWed Jul 12 1995 18:425
    Looking forward to dealing with FoMoCo customer assistance over my car.  
    
    Old wounds being ripped open, widely and painfully.  
    
    Everything else I can think of right now.   
12.5836GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed LadyWed Jul 12 1995 18:436
    
    
    chin up bri...iff'n ya gets real down, i'll just drive ovah and cheer
    you up!!!  :>
    
    
12.5837Ouch, been thereDECWIN::RALTOI hate summerWed Jul 12 1995 18:4516
    >> Slept wrong two nights ago and the neck is still giving me fits.  Damn,
    >> this getting old stinks.
    
    One night in 1988, I slept "wrong", and my neck and arm hurt for
    more than six months.  Tried chiropractors, doctors, you name it.
    Finally, it just gradually went away on its own.
    
    It made a scary temporary re-appearance during kiddie spring
    training when I was throwing "too hard" (I was amazed to see
    that I could only throw about half as far as I could when I
    was younger...), but it went away in a week or so.
    
    My father wasn't this old when he was my age.  Then again, he
    was in much better shape than me...
    
    Chris
12.5838CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenWed Jul 12 1995 18:534
    RE: My father wasn't this old when he was my age.  
    
    Verrrrry Interrresting, joost how olt vuz he at yourrrr atche???
         
12.5839WAHOO::LEVESQUEcontents under pressureWed Jul 12 1995 18:554
    >I was amazed to see that I could only throw about half as far as I 
    >could when I was younger...)
    
     I hear you. "Why doesn't it go far/why does my arm hurt?"
12.5840the panacea for stiffiesSMURF::WALTERSWed Jul 12 1995 18:553
    I continue to stand by the efficacy of Ben Gay.  
    
    (But don't keep it in the same draw as your pile ointment.)
12.5841GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA memberWed Jul 12 1995 18:565
    
    
    Was talking to my neighbor, Lisa about this subject last night.  I
    still feel young mentally, but physically I know I'm getting older.
    
12.5842SMURF::BINDERFather, Son, and Holy SpigotWed Jul 12 1995 18:593
    .5841
    
    Same-o, same-o.
12.5843CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanWed Jul 12 1995 19:0720


    
    
>    Was talking to my neighbor, Lisa about this subject last night.  I
>    still feel young mentally, but physically I know I'm getting older.
 


    I'm dealing with that now (I will hit the big 45 on saturday)..I don't 
    think of myself being older than 30 or so, but when it takes 2-3 days
    to recuperate from a softball game, or I can't make the plays at 2nd
    base (in a softball game, folks) like I used to I realize I'm getting
    older..



 Jim   

12.5844Relative timeDECWIN::RALTOI hate summerWed Jul 12 1995 19:077
    >> RE: My father wasn't this old when he was my age.  
    >>
    >> Verrrrry Interrresting, joost how olt vuz he at yourrrr atche???
    
    Let's see... when he was my age, he was about ten years younger! :-)
    
    Chris
12.5845EST::RANDOLPHTom R. N1OOQWed Jul 12 1995 19:2613
>> Slept wrong two nights ago and the neck is still giving me fits.
    
>    One night in 1988, I slept "wrong", and my neck and arm hurt for
>    more than six months.  Tried chiropractors, doctors, you name it.
>    Finally, it just gradually went away on its own.

Last year I woke up one morning and couldn't turn or move my neck and
shoulders due to PAIN.  It felt muscular, and I assumed it was some sort of
very strange cold. It went away slowly over 3 or 4 days.

Last week I woke up with an odd tingling pain in a line from the base of my
left thumb up my arm to the elbow... this is what I'd call "sleeping
wrong"... I figured my arm must have "gone to sleep" for a couple of hours...
12.5846not old, not yetSPSEG::COVINGTONWed Jul 12 1995 19:317
    So when does getting "old" actually start? I'm not looking forward to
    this.
    
    I played hockey yesterday morning.
    This morning I was sore.
    This afternoon I'm SORE-ER! (more sore?)
    This stinks.
12.5847SMURF::BINDERFather, Son, and Holy SpigotWed Jul 12 1995 19:403
    .5846
    
    Looks like you've found out all by yourself when getting old starts.
12.5848MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuaryWed Jul 12 1995 19:425
    
    Getting old starts when you're born; it's just that it takes
    a really long time to get good at it...
    
    -b
12.58498/11/49SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIZebwas have foot-in-mouth disease!Wed Jul 12 1995 19:515
    
    re: .5846
    
    I'll let you know when I get there...
    
12.5850POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Bronze GoddessesWed Jul 12 1995 19:539
    
    1949?!  Cripes, ya old goat 8^).
    
    
    
    
    OW!  Stop, Andy, stop!
    
    8^)
12.5851BIGQ::SILVADiabloWed Jul 12 1995 19:557
| <<< Note 12.5833 by GRANPA::MWANNEMACHER "NRA member" >>>



| Thanks folks.  Glad I am able to physically suffer for your enjoyment....

	You're quite welcome....
12.5852:)SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIZebwas have foot-in-mouth disease!Wed Jul 12 1995 20:007
    
    re: .5850
    
    
    
               GO TO MY ROOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
    
12.5853{titter}POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Bronze GoddessesWed Jul 12 1995 20:011
    
12.5854SMURF::BINDERFather, Son, and Holy SpigotWed Jul 12 1995 20:062
    That may be what he had in mind.  Better go to my room instead, I'm a
    fine honorable upstanding gentleman.
12.5855CSOA1::LEECHdia dhuitWed Jul 12 1995 20:263
    I'd be cautious of those who try to rescue you from other men's rooms
    under the guise of being gentlemen, only to get you to go to thier
    room.  Better go to my room instead.
12.5856MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuaryWed Jul 12 1995 20:274
    
    Did I ever show you my etchings? :-)
    
    -b
12.5857DEVLPR::DKILLORANJack Martin - Wanted Dead or AliveWed Jul 12 1995 21:056
    
    Ms. Deb,
    Come to my room, I guarantee that my intentions are far from honorable!

    :-)
    Dan
12.5858Advice to MzDeb after choosing *which* room: BRING SOME BEN-GAY!LJSRV2::KALIKOWBuddy, can youse paradigm?Thu Jul 13 1995 02:118
Note 12.5840                  Things to Hate Today                  5840 of 5857
SMURF::WALTERS                                        3 lines  12-JUL-1995 14:55
                         -< the panacea for stiffies >-

hth, nnttm

|-{:-)

12.5859MAIL2::CRANEThu Jul 13 1995 11:214
    In regards to getting old I find that the more often I exercise the
    less sore I become. I don`t think it has anything to do with getting
    old (I`ll be 44 in Sept) but lack of usage. Even my joints don`t hurt
    now after a good work out. 
12.5860SPSEG::COVINGTONThu Jul 13 1995 12:416
    Obviously, I should get out more and play more hockey.
    Hey- sounds good to me.
    
    Too bad getting old isn't like getting a joke...
    
    You could pretend to be dense and say, "I just don't get it..."
12.5861LJSRV2::KALIKOWBuddy, can youse paradigm?Thu Jul 13 1995 12:572
      .5859  Zounds!  he used the PLURAL!!  Is ::CRANE really a shark?
      
12.5862CNTROL::JENNISONRevive us, Oh LordThu Jul 13 1995 13:0512
	TTHLN:

	Sitting at the dinner table across from my 15 month old son,
	watching his chair suddenly start to fall back, and knowing
	there was no way I could get to him in time to catch him.

	Thankfully, he's fine (though his booster seat didn't fare as
	well).  He must have pushed his feet again the table apron.

	little bugger

12.5863MAIL2::CRANEThu Jul 13 1995 13:063
    .5861
    Not a shark but if you want to go whale watching in Lake Hopatcong give
    me a call first so I can get ready.
12.5864LJSRV2::KALIKOWBuddy, can youse paradigm?Thu Jul 13 1995 13:095
    Is it just me, or are there others who think that Crane missed my
    point?
    
    :-)
    
12.5865T+3 my bloody eyeWAHOO::LEVESQUEcontents under pressureThu Jul 13 1995 13:191
    no joy. no effing joy. I can't believe this is happening.
12.5866POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Bronze GoddessesThu Jul 13 1995 13:192
    
    ::CRANE musta next-unseen'd the claspers discussion 8^).
12.5867POBOX::BATTIShave pool cue, will travelThu Jul 13 1995 13:513
    
    Doctah, you sure are having a bad week. You also picked a bad week
    to quit drinking. :-)
12.5868:)SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIZebwas have foot-in-mouth disease!Thu Jul 13 1995 14:2211
    
    re: .5854
    
     Nope... I won't say it Dick.... I won't.... 
    
    
     I guess if no one else saw it, then it's not worth mentioning....
    
    
     Nope.... nope.... nope....
    
12.5869PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BThu Jul 13 1995 14:293
    people eating microwave popcorn in the morning

12.5870NETCAD::WOODFORDAlwaysOneMoreImbecileThanYouCountOnThu Jul 13 1995 14:3110
    
    
    Oh Gross!  That should be a 'GAK' thing!
    
    
    
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.5871SUBPAC::SADINWe the people?Thu Jul 13 1995 14:336
    
    	Mmmmmmmm....microwave popcorn at the crack of dawn. The cheese
    popcorn is the best....:)
    
    
    jim
12.5872NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Jul 13 1995 14:3510
Unless you have a strong stomach, hit "next unseen."



I warned you.  You've got one more chance.




There are people who drink coke with breakfast.
12.5873my computer at my homework, teacher...GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed LadyThu Jul 13 1995 14:3831
    well, i finally get home and set up the laptop (don't start, dick...:>)
    plug it in, start doing what i have to do.  one wrong move, the
    friggin' plug falls out.  i plug it in and have to start all over
    again.  it happened AGAIN...so this time, after plugging it in, i
    decide to put the battery in (i didn't think i needed it if i had it
    plugged in).  well, that was all and good til i moved to go into bed to
    finish...the battery fell out AND it came unplugged...and tho i hadn't
    really gotten much done at this point (which is why i didn't save then)
    it was enough not to remember when starting from scratch...but i
    finally finished.  packed it up this morning, put the disk (which i
    formatted on the laptop) in my pocketbook (purse, for you deb) and came
    to work.  turned in the laptop, got to my office and ready to print it
    out...my pc can't read from drive a with my disk in it...great.  i/s
    dude told me to bring it down to the office and he'd do it from his
    machine.  ha!  it wouldn't read it from his either.  go and get the
    laptop back...works fine there...ok, so how the hell am i supposed to
    get it out of the laptop!?!?!  seems the drive in the laptop needs some
    readjusting and tho it formatted and saved fine in the laptop, no other
    machine could read what it had saved.  at least it was readable on the
    c drive and i copied and saved and copied and saved and all turned out
    well and good, but something that should have taken less than 5 minutes
    to do ended up taking over 45 minutes...
    
    
    AND...then i find out the cafe is going up on all prices (except
    coffee, soda and juices ) on monday and that means my bagel is going up
    20cents!!!!  yeah, right...if they want me to just bring them in from
    home, they could have asked...
    
    
    
12.5874GOOEY::JUDYThat's Ms. Bitch to you!Thu Jul 13 1995 14:438
    
    
    	.... being verbally assaulted by someone I considered a friend
    
    	.... having puffy eyes from crying because of said verbal assault
    
    	.... not liking life much these days
    
12.5875SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIZebwas have foot-in-mouth disease!Thu Jul 13 1995 14:534
    re: .5874
    
    You wanna come over for a few brewskies and talk????
    
12.5876SMURF::MSCANLONalliaskofmyselfisthatiholdtogetherThu Jul 13 1995 14:566
    re: .5874
    
    I'm sorry to hear that.  Hop over a couple rows if you want to
    talk.
    
    Mary-Michael
12.5877SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIZebwas have foot-in-mouth disease!Thu Jul 13 1995 14:5615
    re: .5872
    
    Gerald...
    
     That's nothing!! :)
    
     Knew a guy in the military who kept a can of Coke next to his bed each
    night so the first thing he did, before his feet even hit the floor in
    the morning, was to imbibe said liquid....
    
      Then, if we'd go out to breakfast, he'd order the usual... Eggs,
    toast, bacon... coffee... and oh! bring me a can of Coke now, please...
    
     Gak!!!!!!!!!
    
12.5878SMURF::MSCANLONalliaskofmyselfisthatiholdtogetherThu Jul 13 1995 14:598
    re: .5872
    
    Years back I had a boyfriend who was an EMT on the night shift.
    Drank Coke until 5:00 AM.  Drank orange juice from 5:00-7:00
    (couldn't bear to drink Coke for breakfast :-).  Drank Coke
    from 7:00 AM on.
    
    
12.5879GOOEY::JUDYThat's Ms. Bitch to you!Thu Jul 13 1995 15:0013
    
    
    	re: .5875 and .5876
    
    	Thanks.  But if'n I start talking about it again, I'll just
    	get all bleary eyed and then my contacts will *really* hate
    	being in my eyes.  =)
    
    	I'll just muddle through the day and then drown my sorrows
    	in beer at Martha's tonite.  Feel free to join me.  =)
    
    	JJ
    
12.5880NETCAD::WOODFORDAlwaysOneMoreImbecileThanYouCountOnThu Jul 13 1995 15:0712
    
    
    Cheer up JJ....Out of every bad thing that happens,
    something good comes out of it.  Remember that, and you'll
    be all set.
    
    
    Hope it gets better.
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.5881Coke, my last vice (mostly given up, though)DECWIN::RALTOI hate summerThu Jul 13 1995 15:148
>> There are people who drink coke with breakfast.
    
    There are people who drink coke *as* breakfast.  Like I did
    in my college days at the dorm.  To this day, when I'm staying
    in a hotel or motel, I do the same thing... must be some weird
    college-dorm conditioned reaction being triggered.
    
    Chris
12.5882CNTROL::JENNISONRevive us, Oh LordThu Jul 13 1995 15:167
	While in college, I routinely drank TAB for breakfast.

	Brewing my own coffee would have been impossible; I could
	handle opening the flip top on a soda can, though.

	Karen
12.5883CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenThu Jul 13 1995 15:175
    The only time I will drink (diet) Coke for b'fast is if I have been
    over indulging the night before.  Thankfully it doesn't happen that
    often.  
    
    
12.5884MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuaryThu Jul 13 1995 15:4711
    RE: .5873
    
    Raq,
    
    Ask around and see if anyone has a program called "LapLink".
    It comes with a cable that plugs between two computers.
    Its sort of a "poor person's network" in that it allows
    you to transfer files between systems without using the
    "sneakernet" method you describe (floppy disk).
    
    -b
12.5885hmmmHBAHBA::HAASimprobable causeThu Jul 13 1995 15:495
LapLink! cable! plugs!

I don't know if'n I should shudder or cough...

TTom
12.5886SMURF::BINDERFather, Son, and Holy SpigotThu Jul 13 1995 16:553
    Or you could use a PowerBook, Raq, and connect it to a Macintosh with
    the built-in LocalTalk networking port and the integrated AppleTalk
    networking software.  Macs can read and write PC floppies just fine.
12.5887guess I'm in like flint nowWAHOO::LEVESQUEcontents under pressureThu Jul 13 1995 17:114
    >Out of every bad thing that happens, something good comes out of it.
    
     Oh, really?!! Does that mean that when a series of extra bad things
    happen, one can expect some sort of compensation?
12.5888WAHOO::LEVESQUEcontents under pressureThu Jul 13 1995 17:121
    TTHT: nothing much. just everything.
12.5889GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed LadyThu Jul 13 1995 17:138
    
    well, jj, take it from me...andy (and company) are very good at
    supplying tissues... ;> ;>
    
    
    and as for the laplink etc, i hopefully won't be having that problem
    again...as long as someone knows what is good for him... ;>
    
12.5890NETCAD::WOODFORDIndecision Is Key To FlexibilityThu Jul 13 1995 17:1615
    
    
    Mark,
    
    Only one good thing for each bad thing allowed.
    And the good thing has to be a direct result of the
    bad thing, or the good thing doesn't count towereds the good things 
    that will happen with the bad things.
    
    
    
    (It's the coffee, really it is.)  :*)
    
    Terrie
    
12.5891GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA memberThu Jul 13 1995 17:245
    
    Sometimes the good thing is a lesson and/or the ability to appreciate
    the things we have more.
    
    Mike
12.5892DECLNE::REESEToreDown,I'mAlmostLevelW/theGroundThu Jul 13 1995 17:275
    So what's the matter with Coke for breakfast?  I need the caffeine
    jolt; I started drinking it for breakfast 5/6 years ago when coffee
    started giving me heartburn.
    
    
12.5893CSOA1::LEECHDia do bheatha.Thu Jul 13 1995 17:446
    re: .5884
    
    I've got it!  I've got it!!
    
    Of course, it's quite a long trip out this way to get a silly program. 
    8^)
12.5894CBHVAX::CBHLager LoutThu Jul 13 1995 17:455
>    I've got it!  I've got it!!
    
sorry to hear that, Steve.  When's your appointment?  :)

Chris.
12.5895GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed LadyThu Jul 13 1995 18:189
    
    
    my dad always used to drink soda in the morning, for/with breakfast and
    otherwise.  he never drank coffee til recently, so that was his
    caffeine hit.  i can still picture him (and the rest of us) at the
    table at a restaurant, ordering a huge breakfast, a large milk and a
    large pepsi(or coke)...
    
    
12.5896POBOX::BATTIShave pool cue, will travelThu Jul 13 1995 18:255
    
    sorry to hear that JJ, maybe said person just had a bad day, and you
    were conveniently around?
    
    Mark
12.5897DEVLPR::DKILLORANJack Martin - Wanted Dead or AliveThu Jul 13 1995 18:318
    
    I just recently stopped drinking Coke with breakfast (as much as I
    can stop).  It was just toooooo many calories, so I shifted to coffee,
    where at least I control exactly how much sugar I put in it.  I try to
    avoid saccarine (sp) and nutra-sweet (sp) as much as I can, so the diet
    version just wouldn't cut it.
    
    Dan
12.5898GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed LadyThu Jul 13 1995 18:357
    
    
    no, before anyone calls/writes and asks if the 'raquel' on the radio
    that just won redsox tickets, that wasn't me...unfortunately...
    
    
    
12.5899SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIZebwas have foot-in-mouth disease!Thu Jul 13 1995 18:407
    
    re: .5897
    
     Sugar in coffee???
    
    
    Visigoth!!!!!!!
12.5900GOOEY::JUDYThat's Ms. Bitch to you!Thu Jul 13 1995 18:534
    
    
    	snarf!
    
12.5901GOOEY::JUDYThat's Ms. Bitch to you!Thu Jul 13 1995 18:548
    
    
    	re: Mark
    
    	I wish I could say that was the reason but it wasn't.
    
    
    	
12.5902POBOX::BATTIShave pool cue, will travelThu Jul 13 1995 18:582
    
    sorry to hear that then JJ.
12.5903TROOA::COLLINSGone ballistic. Back in 5 minutes.Thu Jul 13 1995 19:577
    
    Talking cars.
    
    "You are standing too close to the car.  Please step back."
    
    Please bite my...
    
12.5904WAHOO::LEVESQUEcontents under pressureThu Jul 13 1995 19:571
    penuche
12.5905CBHVAX::CBHLager LoutThu Jul 13 1995 20:0110
>     Sugar in coffee???
 
I prefer coffee with sugar, although I often drink it without.  Tea without
sugar is completely revolting though.   
    
>    Visigoth!!!!!!!

any suggestions that I'm a goth are greatly exaggerated.

Chris.
12.5906_In re:_ .5854 (take THAT, MrTopaz!!)LJSRV2::KALIKOWBuddy, can youse paradigm?Thu Jul 13 1995 20:1516
12.5907And you take *that* DrDan!SMURF::BINDERFather, Son, and Holy SpigotThu Jul 13 1995 20:267
    .5906
    
    Prolly buttress.
    
    But _in re:_ is wrong.  The expression is Latin, meaning "in the matter
    of" or "with regard to," and the actual Latin words are exactly _in re_
    because _re_ is the ablative singular of _res,_ "matter, affair, thing."
12.5908"Be quiet, you metallic munchkin!"DECWIN::RALTOI hate summerThu Jul 13 1995 20:2913
    >> Talking cars.
    
    I'll expand that to any confounded talking machine.
    
    I'm a nice, non-violent person, but an infernal bucket of bolts
    and/or silicon talking to me is enough to drive me to irrational
    acts.  The nerve of the blasted thing, not only pretending to be
    human by addressing me, but then expecting me to respond to it
    (never mind "obey" it) is beyond arrogance.
    
    Gol'durn things...
    
    Chris, aka Amos McCoy
12.5909SPEZKO::FRASERMobius Loop; see other sideThu Jul 13 1995 20:527
      Re. talking cars;
        
      If Mr.  Topaz has  such  a  thing,  I  can  only imagine its sole
      vocabulary would be:
        
    "Oh please!  Let him not have eaten chili and drunk beer.  Oh please!"
12.5910LJSRV2::KALIKOWBuddy, can youse paradigm?Thu Jul 13 1995 21:539
    .5909 -- priceless, simply priceless.
    
    My vote, however, would be 
    
    "Get back, cur.  I belong to Mr. Topaz!  You are not worthy to be this
     close, let alone even to touch my exhaust pipe."
    
    Other candidate utterances?
    
12.5911DECLNE::REESEToreDown,I'mAlmostLevelW/theGroundThu Jul 13 1995 22:142
    Try Diet Coke, still get the caffeine, but no sugar :-)
    
12.5912Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnThu Jul 13 1995 22:576
    Hung-over for the second morning running. It was worth it though.
    
    TTHT - A friend flys back to England this morning, and I didn't get a
    chance to say bye bye to her last night. I think I was too wasted !!!!
    Well, everyone was. I don't think she would have minded though. We got
    this great picture done of everyone in the pub.
12.5914LJSRV2::KALIKOWBuddy, can youse paradigm?Fri Jul 14 1995 02:522
    :-)
    
12.5915BARSTR::JANDROWGreen-Eyed LadyFri Jul 14 1995 12:1816
    
    yesterday, at about 5 til 4, just before i left, the entire building
    essentially shut down.  i am glad i was leaving cause i wouldn't want
    to be on the top floor of a building that didn't have a/c or windows
    that don't open on a day like that...
    
    when i left, i saw what i believed to be the problem.  looked like a
    power line (or something associated with it) exploded in front fo the
    osco plaza...a line was done and apart, one end of it smoking like a
    chimney with sparks flying out of it...melting plastic/rubber on the
    ground...smelled lovely...and now, not all of our systems are up and
    running...
    
    tthT;  just not getting enough sleep this week...anybody got any
    toothpicks??
    
12.5917Only a "genius" could come up with such a solution....PERFOM::LICEA_KANEwhen it's comin' from the leftFri Jul 14 1995 12:4814
    
    Every once in a while I wonder if I really do like what I'm doing
    enough to put up with all this LFaD nonsense.
    
    But it could be worse.
    
    I could be on paid detail suffering through that Mensa member's
    solution to construction detours.
    
    All day long.
    
    On a day that is not going to be at all cool.
                                                    
    								-mr. bill
12.5918SMURF::BINDERFather, Son, and Holy SpigotFri Jul 14 1995 13:035
    tthln.
    
    Having to leave the triviaminiboxbashthingie before the reputedly
    delectable Ms Woodford arrived.  And before any PC idjits get on my
    case for brutish sexism, check out the definition of "delectable."
12.5919:)SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIZebwas have foot-in-mouth disease!Fri Jul 14 1995 13:109
    
    re: 5918
    
    >brutish sexism..
    
    From you Dick???
    
    Not from such a fine upstanding man such as yourself!!!
    
12.5920POBOX::BATTIShave pool cue, will travelFri Jul 14 1995 13:132
    
    <----- suck up
12.5921SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIZebwas have foot-in-mouth disease!Fri Jul 14 1995 13:2210
    
    <-----
    
    Wrong....
    
    It's a private joke about a double entendre everyone seemed to miss
    awhile back....
    
      Too subtle for many I guess...
    
12.5922NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Fri Jul 14 1995 13:231
"Upstanding" is subtle?  Ho ho.
12.5923SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIZebwas have foot-in-mouth disease!Fri Jul 14 1995 13:253
    
    I did qualify it with "many".... no??  Ho ho!!
    
12.5924SMURF::MSCANLONalliaskofmyselfisthatiholdtogetherFri Jul 14 1995 14:1211
    Heat which makes for unhappy ferrets.  Ferrets do not
    tolerate temperatures above about 85 real well (can't say
    I blame them, neither do I).  So they have their fan going
    and their cage is wrapped in cold wet towels (which will be
    replenished by their fanatical owner at lunchtime) and they will
    be treated to a dip in their "swimming pool" this evening.
    
    Should I ever reincarnate, I want to return as a ferret that
    belongs to me.... :-) :-) :-)
    
    Mary-Michael
12.5925BARSTR::JANDROWGreen-Eyed LadyFri Jul 14 1995 14:175
    well, andy, it didn't get by everyone...i noticed it, too...but didn't
    say anything as i was still in shock about him wanted to try out my
    laptop...
    
    
12.5926NutraSweet: The Official Sweetener of the Trilateral CommissionDECWIN::RALTOToday, I *really* hate summerFri Jul 14 1995 14:2713
    >> Try Diet Coke, still get the caffeine, but no sugar :-)
    
    We'd talked about The Joy of NutraSweet somewhere around here...
    
    I just tried a can yesterday to see if I still had a problem with
    it; it made me woozy and gave me a mildly irregular heartbeat for
    about an hour afterwards, just like it's done since 1984.  Sometimes
    I get a headache from it as well.  From what I've read and heard,
    I'm not the only one who has problems with it.
    
    Oh well, back to coffee...
    
    Chris
12.5927EST::RANDOLPHTom R. N1OOQFri Jul 14 1995 14:595
>      <<< Note 12.5926 by DECWIN::RALTO "Today, I *really* hate summer" >>>
>    I get a headache from it as well.  From what I've read and heard,
>    I'm not the only one who has problems with it.

Nope. I get a weird, buzzy headache from Nutra-Sweet.
12.5928SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIZebwas have foot-in-mouth disease!Fri Jul 14 1995 15:176
    
    
    Forgetting I had hot peppers with supper last night....
    
     ...until a few minutes ago...
    
12.5929Road hog!!!TLE::PERAROFri Jul 14 1995 15:1815
    
    Construction on Spitbrook Rd so I couldn't take my normal left hand turn
    but had to go up to Lockheed and turn around to come back down and some
    jerk in a small car, who swung in behind me, almost took off my right
    front end by cutting me off.
    
    Heat, heat makes me really cranky.  And I have had a headache from it 
    since last night.
    
    Errrrrrrrrr...........
    
    
    
    
    
12.5930BARSTR::JANDROWFriendsRtheFamilyUChooseForYourselfFri Jul 14 1995 17:175
    
    man is it hot outside!!!  (no, this is not a question)  no a/c in the
    car...no a/c at home...i now almost wish i had to work tonite...
    
    
12.5931CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanFri Jul 14 1995 17:295



 How hot is it?
12.5932NETCAD::WOODFORDIndecision Is Key To FlexibilityFri Jul 14 1995 17:298
    TTHT:  Forgetting something at the office when I left for lunch,
    which was supposed to be the end of my day here.  Came back, and got
    bagged by an engineer with an ememrgency.  Now I'm going to be here 
    for at least another 2 hours. :(
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.5933that hotSMURF::WALTERSFri Jul 14 1995 17:291
    It's hot enought to boil a monkey's bum
12.5934MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuaryFri Jul 14 1995 17:304
    
    That's a strange expression, Bruce...
    
    -b
12.5935NETCAD::WOODFORDIndecision Is Key To FlexibilityFri Jul 14 1995 17:3114
    
    
    
    Oh yah, DAN!!!!!!  Where were you????  We were at the restaurant 
    until 12:55 and you never showed up!  We'll teach you not to stand 
    up two box babes!
    
    
    
    
    
    :*)
    Terrie
    
12.5936it isSMURF::WALTERSFri Jul 14 1995 17:326
    I heard the Prime Minister say it to the Queen.
    
    "It's hot enough to boil a monkey's bum in here your Majesty"  He said,
    And she smiled quietly to herself.
    
    
12.5937MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuaryFri Jul 14 1995 17:344
    
    She's a good Shiela and not at all stuck up!
    
    -b
12.5938CSOA1::LEECHDia do bheatha.Fri Jul 14 1995 17:3514
    No AC in my car.  EEsh!  Having a moonroof is no consolation, either,
    it's hotter with the stupid thing cranked open, since the sun then has
    direct access to me.
    
    Another TTH, leaving early for lunch in order to miss lunch rush (due
    to lack of AC in previously mentioned car) only to find that everyone
    else in the world had the very same idea.  Came back from lunch
    drenched, I did.
    
    I've very tempted to break out in a fit of swearing over this weather,
    yes I am. 
    
    
    -steve
12.5939MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuaryFri Jul 14 1995 17:376
    
    Oh I think maybe I'll just drive the whole three miles back
    to my house, uncork a Heineken, and take a swim in my pool...
    yup, this weather is really tough... :-) :-)
    
    -b
12.5940YYYYYEEEEEOOOOWWW! hot,hot,hot,hotCONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenFri Jul 14 1995 17:435
    RE: Moonrooves (I just made that up) 
    
    With the optional black leather seating surfaces, I usually end up
    smelling burning meat whenever I get in on a day like today. 
    Unfortunately it is usually the thigh o' bri that is on the grill :-/.  
12.5941SMURF::BINDERFather, Son, and Holy SpigotFri Jul 14 1995 17:454
    ttht.
    
    Not being able to spend the whole day in the same general mode as
    indicated in 11.6387.
12.5942NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Fri Jul 14 1995 17:471
I once bought a car with black vinyl upholstery.  Yow!
12.5944Dry humor.SCAPAS::EDITEX::MOOREOutta my way. IT'S ME !Fri Jul 14 1995 17:524
    <-- various: But it's a dry heat.
    
    ;^)
    
12.5945CBHVAX::CBHLager LoutFri Jul 14 1995 17:5311
>    No AC in my car.  EEsh!  Having a moonroof is no consolation, either,
>    it's hotter with the stupid thing cranked open, since the sun then has
>    direct access to me.
    
I find that opening the sunroof and windows is beneficial to cooling the
car down on the rare chances when the roads are clear enough to do over
90mph, unfortunately all the bits of paper I have lying around in the
car tend to get blown around a bit.  I still haven't found that customer
acceptance form yet...

Chris.
12.5946NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Fri Jul 14 1995 17:591
TTHT: HUMANE::DIGITAL note 3965.129.
12.5947POBOX::BATTIShave pool cue, will travelFri Jul 14 1995 18:016
    
    re:5939
    
    -b go ahead and rub it in why don't you!! It's already 100 here in
    chitown, and it's only 1:00. That Heineken and swim sure sounds
    refreshing though.  :-)
12.5948don't be dilutedHBAHBA::HAASimprobable causeFri Jul 14 1995 18:033
Just be sure to remember that alcohol and water don't mix.

TTom
12.5950CSOA1::LEECHDia do bheatha.Fri Jul 14 1995 18:0718
>I find that opening the sunroof and windows is beneficial to cooling the
>car down on the rare chances when the roads are clear enough to do over
>90mph, 
    
    That leaves me out, my car won't go 90, except perhaps down a steep
    grade with my foot to the floor.  8^) 
    
>    unfortunately all the bits of paper I have lying around in the
>car tend to get blown around a bit.  I still haven't found that customer
>acceptance form yet...
    
    Eventually, those bits of paper end up flying out the window.  8^)  The
    cozy-wings really get that interal atmosphere a circulating, they do.  
    Too bad they don't make cozy-wings anymore...they are very handy for
    cars like mine (broken AC).
    
    
-steve
12.5951PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BFri Jul 14 1995 18:123
.5946

  suppose the 30+ missing replies were missing before .129 appeared? ;>
12.5952DASHER::RALSTONcantwejustbenicetoeachother?:)Fri Jul 14 1995 18:123
    Your right, I just hate these terribly hot 80 degree days {sweat}  :)
    
    ...Tom
12.5953NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Fri Jul 14 1995 18:131
Well, I for one refuse to be cowed.  My pointed replies will remain.
12.5954MAIL2::CRANEFri Jul 14 1995 18:182
    
    
12.5955CBHVAX::CBHLager LoutFri Jul 14 1995 18:185
re .last,

Could you speak a little louder please?

Chris.
12.5956MAIL2::CRANEFri Jul 14 1995 18:201
    Nothing left to say.
12.5957TROOA::TRP109::Chrisdedicated sybariteFri Jul 14 1995 18:566
Just got back from lunch..... like to add my voice to the
rest of the bitchin and moanin.... the humidex is at
47C (over 100 - maybe even closer to 115F). I don't think
I'll be heading down to any car race, free ticket or not.
I'd rather hang out by the pool - in fact I'll probably 
grab a book and stay in there all day!
12.5958MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuaryFri Jul 14 1995 19:226
    
    "Winter is the season in which people try to keep the house as
     warm as it was in the summer, when they complained about the
     heat."
    
    					- unknown
12.5959CSOA1::LEECHDia do bheatha.Fri Jul 14 1995 19:2912
    <---- not me, I keep my themostat set @ 65-68 in the winter, and not
    just because I hate high utility bills.  
    
    I'd do the same in the summer, except that I'd be paying a $500/mo
    electric bill- assuming that my AC is even able to sustain these
    temperatures during the current heatwave.  As it is, I can barely sleep at
    night with the thermostat set on 75 F, which seems to be the best
    setting- a balance between personal comfort and exhorbitant utility
    bills.
    
    
    -steve
12.5960POBOX::BATTIShave pool cue, will travelFri Jul 14 1995 19:482
    
    What is Mr Crane's issue???? The base note is set hidden.
12.5961BARSTR::JANDROWFriendsRtheFamilyUChooseForYourselfFri Jul 14 1995 19:5410
    
    
    why don't you ask mr. crane
    
    (the base note is a generic topic where he decide vent)
    
    
    
    
    
12.5962;^)SCAPAS::63620::MOOREOutta my way. IT'S ME !Fri Jul 14 1995 20:134
    
    Funny how many reply notes have "mysteriously" disaappeared from that
    write-locked topic.
    
12.5963PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BFri Jul 14 1995 20:153
  not gerald's though.  the brave, the few.

12.5964NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Fri Jul 14 1995 20:151
You'll have to pry my keyboard etc.
12.5965MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuaryFri Jul 14 1995 20:166
    
    I think if someone said the same thing here, the whole
    conference might vanish! Oh lordy, the carnage! There'd
    be more traffic than people trying to escape a hurricane!
    
    -b
12.5966TROOA::COLLINSGone ballistic. Back in 5 minutes.Sat Jul 15 1995 14:387
    
    Yesterday's humidex value in Toronto was 50 degrees C (122F).
    
    Temperature was 37C.
    
    It's expected to be almost as gross today.
    
12.5967MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuarySat Jul 15 1995 18:0031
    A freak windstorm.

    Woke up at 8:00 AM and the wind was _really_ blowing up. The
    sky looked very dark and ominous too. I was certain we
    were in for a tornado. I ran around and battened down the
    hatch, so to speak... took the pool umbrella down, tied
    down the vinyl grill cover, turned the deck chairs upside
    down, etc. Then ran back inside and closed all the windows,
    even though the heat was pretty stifling. Then I went
    back to sleep... when I awoke again at noon time (I
    went to bed at 6:15 AM by the way, so I wasn't being a
    lazy bones! :-) things looked OK outside, and it apparently
    didn't rain, which surprised me given the way the sky
    looked. All the stuff on my deck seemed to survive, though
    I have a fair amount of leaves and other debris to skim
    out of my pool.

    But, when I went outside, I noticed that everything was
    not quite so ducky. The first hint was when I found
    my neighbor's pool umbrella at my back stairs; the
    second hint was when I noticed the table his umbrella
    was attached to was sitting upside down in my yard.
    Closer inspection revealed that the glass table-top
    had shattered over a pretty wide area. So much for
    the kids running around barefoot in the yard. Trying
    to track down hundreds of pieces of broken glass in
    the yard is not going to be easy. Should make dandy
    little missiles too when I cut the grass...

    -b
12.5968SUBPAC::SADINWe the people?Sat Jul 15 1995 18:077
    
    	rent one of those high vac threshing type mowers with attached
    bagger. That should get most of it. Not sure who rents those around
    here tho'...
    
    
    jim
12.5969MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Sat Jul 15 1995 19:497
Lotta junk blew into my pool as well. We got minimal rain up here, lotsa
wind, and a very welcome drop in temperature. (It did NOT get down into
the sixties last night in Mont Vernon, as I'd been bragging yesterday
afternoon.) Temp at 8AM this morning was 67 as opposed to a high of 103
yesterday. We're at about 83 now, but still with a very pleasant breeze.


12.5970Oh, and I was here till 6:00last night.. :(NETCAD::WOODFORDIndecision Is Key To FlexibilitySat Jul 15 1995 21:2911
    
    
    TTHT: Being at work all day on a Saturday, and knowing I'll be
    right back here again at 9:00 tomorrow morning.  Thank goodness
    for time and one half pay for O.T......
    
    
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.5971CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanSun Jul 16 1995 01:0012


  Musta been all keyed up after the move last night..didn't get to 
   sleep til ~3:30AM, woke up about 7:00.


  'nother thing to hate...meddling relatives.



 Jim
12.5972Klaxons, bells, whistles, sirens...MKOTS3::CASHMONa kind of human gom jabbarSun Jul 16 1995 08:057
    
    Fire alarms.  Caused by a defective smoke detector here at NQO.
    
    I was impressed, however, by the professionalism of the Nashua 
    Fire Department, who showed up four minutes after the alarm went
    off, and quickly diagnosed the problem.
    
12.5973NETCAD::WOODFORDIndecision Is Key To FlexibilitySun Jul 16 1995 16:0512
    
    
    TTHT: Here I am at the office again, while hubby and kids are
    at a party. :(
    
    
    I need out of here!!!
    
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.5974LJSRV2::KALIKOWBuddy, can youse paradigm?Sun Jul 16 1995 16:205
    Wot is it you DO, Terrie, that requires your presence??  At least I get
    to work from home on the weekends, when I gotta...
    
    In any case, mucho sympathy, I hope it's raining wherever you are...
    
12.5975NETCAD::WOODFORDIndecision Is Key To FlexibilitySun Jul 16 1995 18:0211
    
    
    
    I'm reworking HUB power supplies and testing them.  They
    are on ship-hold at mfg. until we get them all up and
    running properly.  Can't do it at home. :(
    
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.5976LJSRV2::KALIKOWBuddy, can youse paradigm?Sun Jul 16 1995 19:152
       Well then, good on ya for helping the good ol' revenue stream.
    
12.5977MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuaryMon Jul 17 1995 13:0814
    left wrist broken in two places. feel lumpy bones on each side of
    your wrist.. i cracked off the lumpy parts (parallel to forearm)
    on each side. no cast yet, waiting for swelling to ease... lots
    of nice throbbing pain. happy pills galore.
    
    bass playing out for min 6 weeks... will be playing all my
    parts with only my right hand on  keyboard/sampler instead
    of a bass guitar... beer hoisting hand still intact!
    
    typing is not easy and will be reserved for entering and editing
    code... signing off from the box and may be slow in responding
    to email. ciao.
    
    -b
12.5978MAIL2::CRANEMon Jul 17 1995 13:102
    .5977
    Hope everything turns out O.K. for you. It must smart!
12.5979TROOA::COLLINSGone ballistic. Back in 5 minutes.Mon Jul 17 1995 13:125
    
    Get better, Brian.  
    
    jc
    
12.5980LJSRV2::KALIKOWBuddy, can youse paradigm?Mon Jul 17 1995 13:152
         Yikes -- Lots of codeine-laced sympathy for ya, Brian.  Dan
         
12.5981CSOA1::LEECHDia do bheatha.Mon Jul 17 1995 13:181
    Sorry to hear about that, Brian.  Speedy healing to ya!
12.5982SMURF::BINDERFather, Son, and Holy SpigotMon Jul 17 1995 13:208
    tthtwe
    
    Not as bad as Brian's wrist, but ...
    
    ... discovered that a small rodent has been using the vent ducts in my
    car to store its winter food supply.  Opened the fresh-air vent whilst
    proceeding at an excessive rate of speed Saturday  evening - and got a
    facefull of maize kernels.
12.5983GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA memberMon Jul 17 1995 13:224
    
    Take Care, Brian.  Hope you heal swiftly.
    
    Mike
12.5984POBOX::BATTIShave pool cue, will travelMon Jul 17 1995 13:243
    
    -b, ouch!!! hope your wrist heals soon. Oh, great Dick, after he spent
    all that time hoarding for the winter.  :-)
12.5985BIGQ::SILVADiabloMon Jul 17 1995 13:2512

	Getting a phone call at 9:00 am on Sunday morning, telling me our
softball season is prematurely over. Seems that we could not get enough people
to play Sunday, which was our 3rd forfeit. So our team is out of the league. To
think we only had 3 games left, too..... and then the playoffs. It really
stinks when the coach of the team was one of the people who decided the beach
was more important...... the one bright spot for me is my last at bat for the
season was a grand slam homerun......


Glen
12.5986NETCAD::WOODFORDIndecision Is Key To FlexibilityMon Jul 17 1995 13:3911
    
    
    Brian!  Hope you're feeling better!  Care to share with
    us how this unfortunate accident happened???
    
    
    
    Feel better!
    
    Terrie
    
12.5987TROOA::COLLINSGone ballistic. Back in 5 minutes.Mon Jul 17 1995 13:415
    
    Bar fight?
    
    :^)
    
12.5988NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Mon Jul 17 1995 13:441
He was trying to break up the fight between Mo Vaughn and Theron Davis.
12.5990That's a death penalty offense ;-)MKOTS3::CASHMONa kind of human gom jabbarMon Jul 17 1995 13:453
    
    Bar fight!?  Off wid 'is 'ead!
    
12.5991LJSRV2::KALIKOWBuddy, can youse paradigm?Mon Jul 17 1995 13:456
    Hey Terrie -- "Sharing with us" causes Brian severe wristoid pain,
    donchaknow.  Let 'im rest, sez I.  Perhaps one of his drinking buddies,
    or the arresting officer, or the local equivalent of Divine Brown,
    assuming they are 'Boxers, might share with us the sad story of his
    mishap.
    
12.5992SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIZebwas have foot-in-mouth disease!Mon Jul 17 1995 13:478
    
    
    Careful Terrie...
    
     I heard it had to do with too much caffeine....
    
    :)
    
12.5993NETCAD::WOODFORDIndecision Is Key To FlexibilityMon Jul 17 1995 13:5213
    
    
    Andy,  I've only had three cups so far today, but after putting
    in 21 hours between saturday and sunday, you never know what the
    outcome of those three cups could be.... heeheehee
    
    You'll just have to wait and see....
    
    
    
    :*)
    Terrie
    
12.5994SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIZebwas have foot-in-mouth disease!Mon Jul 17 1995 14:029
    
    >You'll just have to wait and see....
    
    
     Okay....
    
    
     This should be a fun week!!! :) :)
    
12.5995MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuaryMon Jul 17 1995 16:2220
    
    no fights or small furry animals ivolved... was at my godchild's
    bday party; a few adults and kids were playing baseball.. a
    little girl hit a pop fly and i was running to catch it. my
    foot found a large hole in the ground that was obscured by
    grass clippings... i tripped and landed on my wrist... snap.
    
    also hurt my knee and ankle, but haven't had them looked at
    yet... figured the orthopedist can do it when he puts the
    cast on my wrist.
    
    managers of apt. complex where this happened were apparently
    aware of the holes, but didn't fill them... i had no idea the
    holes were there until i found one the hard way.
    
    hostess of party was teasing me because her serving spatula
    (which she intended to use for the birthday cake) was pressed
    into service as a splint.
    
    -b
12.5996CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenMon Jul 17 1995 16:255
    That alone is enough to sue for a coupla billion.  Being teased over a
    spatula, indeed.  The horror, the humiliation, the trauma!  :-).  Hope
    you feel better Brian, breaking a bone is never fun.  
    
    
12.5997TROOA::COLLINSGone ballistic. Back in 5 minutes.Mon Jul 17 1995 16:2513
    
    .5995
    
    >managers of apt. complex where this happened were apparently
    >aware of the holes, but didn't fill them... i had no idea the
    >holes were there until i found one the hard way.
    
    And you say this injury is impeding your professional bass-playing,
    eh?
    
    ;^)
    
    
12.5998POBOX::BATTIShave pool cue, will travelMon Jul 17 1995 16:266
    
    _b and here we were all set for some exotic explanation on how it
    happened, only to find out a gopher type hole caused you this
    unfortunate incident. You should have embellished the story some more.
    
    :-) :-)
12.5999WMOIS::GIROUARD_CMon Jul 17 1995 16:403
    the last of my hangover from Saturday night. 
    
    yes i had a good time but it was a bit over-priced.
12.6000NETCAD::WOODFORDIndecision Is Key To FlexibilityMon Jul 17 1995 16:414
    
    
    Snarf.  :*)
    
12.6001CHEFS::COOKSHalf Man,Half BiscuitMon Jul 17 1995 16:5613
    I read in "When Saturday Comes" an article about Reading F.C (fame
    at last).
    
    The article described Reading as "a non descript town on the commuter
    line between Bristol and London". And Reading F.C "as a non-descript
    team,spending their years yo-yoing between the 3rd and 4th League".
    It said "Reading is best viewed in the rear view mirror".
    
    Bloody cheek of it. I bet the writer was one of these trendy gits
    who goes on how great the nightlife is in Manchester or Newcastle.	
    
     
    
12.6002SMURF::BINDERFather, Son, and Holy SpigotMon Jul 17 1995 16:584
    That reads to me as if the writer had had the misfortune to have
    stopped in Reading at some time and the perspicacity to make proper use
    of his/her observations made whilst waiting at the newsagents for the
    next train onward.
12.6004and I have lived (?) in both townsSMURF::WALTERSMon Jul 17 1995 18:006
    
    >   Sounds exactly like Nashua.
    
    Rubbish, there's no way gnidaeR could sound like Nashua
    
    
12.6005SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIZebwas have foot-in-mouth disease!Mon Jul 17 1995 18:055
    
    re: .6003
    
    Heading north I presume?
    
12.6006SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIZebwas have foot-in-mouth disease!Mon Jul 17 1995 18:0610
    
    re: .5995
    
    Brian,
    
     I would sew, sew... SEW!!!!!!!!!!
    
    
     Ooooooooooops! Sorry.. wrong note... :) :)
    
12.6007TROOA::TRP109::Chrisdedicated sybariteMon Jul 17 1995 18:472
Hey Brian ... guess we'll have to refer to you as
Slowhand for awhile!  Hope it heals fast.
12.6008TROOA::COLLINSGone ballistic. Back in 5 minutes.Mon Jul 17 1995 18:596
    
    TTHT: how the font on my PC puts a slash in the `0', making it
          look like an `8'.
    
          I've no use for that.
    
12.6009CSOA1::LEECHDia do bheatha.Mon Jul 17 1995 19:021
    The cold frond that's supposed to be here by now isn't.
12.6010SMURF::BINDERFather, Son, and Holy SpigotMon Jul 17 1995 19:033
    .6008
    
    You're not alone.  But there is hope.  Choose another font.
12.6011SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIZebwas have foot-in-mouth disease!Mon Jul 17 1995 19:079
    re: .6009
    
    Steve,
    
     Check with your florist to see why it's delayed....
    
    
    NNTTM... :) :)
    
12.6012NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Mon Jul 17 1995 19:081
With fronds like these, who needs anemones?
12.6013MKOTS3::JMARTINI press on toward the goalMon Jul 17 1995 19:094
    Dishwasher broke.  Washing Machine squeeks loud and puts out a burning
    rubber odor.
    
    
12.6014I've started lichen frondsHBAHBA::HAAStime compressedMon Jul 17 1995 19:110
12.6015fwoarSMURF::WALTERSMon Jul 17 1995 19:123
    
    Loud squealing and the smell of burning rubber.  Now there's something
    I miss.
12.6016soapbox derbyNOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Mon Jul 17 1995 19:131
What's your washer's time for the quarter mile?
12.6017PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BMon Jul 17 1995 19:143
 not fern nothin', but thallus of those kinda fronds, the better.

12.6018don't try to palm that stuff off on usHBAHBA::HAAStime compressedMon Jul 17 1995 19:180
12.6019SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIZebwas have foot-in-mouth disease!Mon Jul 17 1995 19:296
    
    
    Thing to wonder....
    
    Does Jack Martin also look like the actor on that new series "Fronds"..
    
12.6020NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Mon Jul 17 1995 19:301
You mean Audrey II?
12.6021BIGQ::SILVADiabloMon Jul 17 1995 20:379

	I have a 9:00 am appointment tomorrow to get my knee looked at. I
figure now that the season is prematurely ended, I'll get it looked at sooner.
With any luck it won't be nothing much, as basketball/volleyball season starts
in 2 months!!!! 


Glen
12.6022MKOTS3::JMARTINI press on toward the goalMon Jul 17 1995 20:453
    Great...now my dryer doesn't work.  Three items in one week!
    
    
12.6023POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Big VsMon Jul 17 1995 20:512
    
    My PC is dead 8^p.
12.6024SMURF::BINDERFather, Son, and Holy SpigotMon Jul 17 1995 20:563
    > My PC is dead
    
    We don't need no steenkin' tautologies here!
12.6025Again, for Dick B ;*)SPEZKO::FRASERMobius Loop; see other sideMon Jul 17 1995 21:014
        "Would you like a Macintosh?"
        
        "No, thank you! I already have a Nintendo."
        
12.6026BIGQ::SILVADiabloTue Jul 18 1995 00:196
| <<< Note 12.6022 by MKOTS3::JMARTIN "I press on toward the goal" >>>

| Great...now my dryer doesn't work.  Three items in one week!

    It wouldn't break if you would stop trying to dry your hair in it....

12.6027One is for sunshineTROOA::TEMPLETONWill wonders never cease!!!Tue Jul 18 1995 02:4911
    Sore fingers from pulling bind weed out of the front lawn.
    
    And, why did the tune "I'm looking over a four leaf clover" pop into my
    head while I was pulling weeds.
    
    
    
    Help!!!!
    
    
    It won't go away
12.6028LJSRV2::KALIKOWBuddy, can youse paradigm?Tue Jul 18 1995 03:1210
    I'm looking over a four leaf clover
    That I'd overlooked before
    One is for sunshine, the other for rain
    ....
    
    
    Hope this helps
    
    nnntm (evyl gryn)
              
12.6029POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Big VsTue Jul 18 1995 03:2817
    
    I'm looking over 
    my dead dog Rover
    that I hit with the power mower...
    
    One leg is shattered
    the other is gone
    Hair, teeth, and eyeballs all over the lawn
    
    No use complaining
    the one remaining
    is spinning on the carport floor...
    
    Oh, I'm looking over
    my dead dog Rover
    that I overlooked before!
    
12.6030Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnTue Jul 18 1995 03:287
    Pleasing news to some.....
    
    I will have zero use of notes for a quite a while I should think.
    
    Oh well, see ya'll soon.
    
    Ps my mail account still works {hint} !!!
12.6031MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuaryTue Jul 18 1995 12:4310
    
    one handed emacs...
    
    only one thing i do well with one hand....
    
    
    
    where'd i put that beer, anyway...
    
    -b
12.6032NETCAD::WOODFORDIndecision Is Key To FlexibilityTue Jul 18 1995 13:1513
    
    
    
    TTHT: Having to drop my car off at the Toyota dealership this morning
    to have the brakes looked at.  If it's just a matter of turning the
    rotors and new break pads, it's gonna cost me $130.00!!!  If it's worse
    than that, I don't even want to think about how much it will be!!!
    I don't need this kind of expense three weeks before my vacation. :(
    
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.6033ROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150kts is TOO slow!Tue Jul 18 1995 13:195
Terri,

How about taking it to a reputable mechanic instead?

Bob
12.6034With apologies to my 4 fuzz buttsDECLNE::REESEToreDown,I'mAlmostLevelW/theGroundTue Jul 18 1995 13:3613
    .6029
    
    Deb,
    
    That is truely sick!!!
    
    
    Funny :-)
    
    
    But sick!!
    
    
12.6035NETCAD::WOODFORDIndecision Is Key To FlexibilityTue Jul 18 1995 13:5623
    
    
    
    Bob, My mechanic at Toyota is very reputable.  He's been working on my
    cars for the last five years, and I have alot of faith in him. 
    Besides, I just bought the car in October, so if it's anything other
    than the rotors, it's covered by my waranty.  I just spoke to them, and
    they informed me that the brake pads were in excellent condition and
    didn't need to be replaced.  Also, the rotors just needed to be
    machined and put back on.  It's only costing me $90.00, and my car will
    be ready to pick up within the hour.
    
    
    I'd say that's good service.  Most mechanics would just replace the
    pads if you said you thought they needed to be done.  He was honest and
    said they didn't need to be done at all.
    
    
    I think I'll keep my mechanic, thank you very much.
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.6036mechanics love machining rotors...EVMS::MORONEYThe gene pool needs chlorine....Tue Jul 18 1995 14:044
Well if the brake pads were OK the rotors shouldn't need machining.

Unless they were machined a few times already, and are now thin and
therefore they warped...
12.6037CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenTue Jul 18 1995 14:124
    $90.00 to turn a set of rotors?  Doesn't sound right to me especially
    in light of the pads being okay as well.  I'd push for new rotors.  
    
    Brian
12.6038GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA memberTue Jul 18 1995 14:149
    
    Terrie,
    
    
    
    Is it 4 wheel disc brakes?  Are they turning 2 rotors or 4?  $90 to
    turn 2 rotors is outrageous.
    
    Mike
12.6039MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Tue Jul 18 1995 14:187
I questioned it, too, but was glad the more mechanically adept jumped
in first. If they say the pads are OK but the rotors need to be turned,
isn't that asking for trouble? The rotors wouldn't be scored unless
either the pads were worn or there was foreign matter trapped on them,
no? Isn't it always advisable to replace the pads if the rotors are
turned?

12.6040NETCAD::WOODFORDIndecision Is Key To FlexibilityTue Jul 18 1995 14:1916
    
    
    
    They are turning all four.  I've been told that I caused this by
    fast breaking getting off the highway onto exit ramps, causing
    'hot spots' on the rotors.
    
    And, at almost $100.00 a piece to have them replaced, I'll take the
    machined ones back any time.  The car had 18,000 miles on it when I
    bought it.  It now has 51,000 miles on it.  This is the only thing
    that I've needed to have done other than a tune-up and a monthly
    oil change, so I'm not going to complain one bit.
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.6041CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenTue Jul 18 1995 14:241
    51K, okay, sounds plausible but still too expensive.  
12.6042GOOEY::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch! to you!Tue Jul 18 1995 14:484
    
    
    	TTHT   coming down with a cold.  phooey.
    
12.6043MILPND::CLARK_DTue Jul 18 1995 15:243
    
    TTRRH:  Hearing about a young man in his 20's who drowned in Marlboro
    early this morning and that he was a Digital employee.  
12.6044BIGQ::SILVADiabloTue Jul 18 1995 15:293

	Wow......that blows.....
12.6045MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Tue Jul 18 1995 15:3314
Accidental drowning is, IMO, a particularly bad way to die. My daughter
heard over this past weekend that someone she studied with at USL was
out late last week doing field work in some lake in Louisiana with
a few others. He was of large build - she estmates his weight was around
300# - and was wearing a pair of chest-high waders in the lake. They'd
been out there for some half hour or so, when he took a few steps
forward from where he'd been standing, apparently stepping over the edge
of a drop-off he was unaware of and immediately went under, as the water
poured over the top of his waders, filling them up and dragging him further
down. He was unable to free himself from the harness in time and his
co-workers were unable to free him from the waders and the debris at the
bottom in which he entangled himself as he sunk. They pulled his dead
body out about 45 minutes later.

12.6046heard thatTLE::PERAROTue Jul 18 1995 16:206
    
    Heard about the Marlboro incident this AM on the news in the way in. He
    was with two other people in a canoe.  The two other people are okay.
    Didn't hear much more than that.
    
    
12.6047LUDWIG::BINGTue Jul 18 1995 16:376
    
    They were canoeing at 2 am when they over turned. 3 people in a
    canoe at 2 am, not wearing life jackets and a probaby drinking.
    Doesnt sound very smart.
    
    Walt
12.6048TROOA::COLLINSGone ballistic. Back in 5 minutes.Tue Jul 18 1995 16:523
    
    Canoes and life-jackets should go together like bacon-and-eggs.
    
12.6049POBOX::BATTIShave pool cue, will travelTue Jul 18 1995 17:132
    
    or green eggs and ham.
12.6050GOOEY::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch! to you!Tue Jul 18 1995 17:186
    
    
    	Did they give a name?  I have friends that work in Marlboro.
    	(Though I would assume if it was someone I knew, I would have
    		been told about it already)
    
12.6051SX4GTO::OLSONDoug Olson, ISVETS Palo AltoTue Jul 18 1995 20:289
    A fatality during the Tour de France...RIP, Casartelli.
    
    Fabio Casartelli, reigning Olympic road race champion, died in a
    hospital in Tarbes on Tuesday following his crash descending
    the 2nd category Portet-d'Aspet. Casartelli, an Italian with the
    Motorola team, turned 25 on Sunday. He went into a coma after
    the fall and had three heart attacks while being airlifted to the
    hospital. Two other riders were seriously injured in the crash:
    Frenchman Dante Rezze and Italian Giancarlo Perini. 
12.6052POLAR::RICHARDSONYurple Takes The Lead!Tue Jul 18 1995 21:151
    Cycling accidents are quite horrific.
12.6053SX4GTO::OLSONDoug Olson, ISVETS Palo AltoTue Jul 18 1995 23:096
    >Cycling accidents are quite horrific.
    
    Yeah- WWW TdF coverage included two pictures of the crashed riders.  
    Severe bummer.
    
    DougO
12.6054TROOA::COLLINSLife is a great big hang up...Tue Jul 18 1995 23:207
    
    Laundry.
    
    Seems like I washed these same clothes *last* week.
    
    Will it never end?!?!
    
12.6055SMURF::MSCANLONalliaskofmyselfisthatiholdtogetherWed Jul 19 1995 02:146
    re: .6054
    
    No, and guess what?  If you call the Psychic Friends Network
    they'll tell you're going to wash them *next* week too!
    
    
12.6056WMOIS::GIROUARD_CWed Jul 19 1995 10:074
    like most riders in the TdF he wasn't wearing a helmet... an awful
    shame and a waste at twenty-five. husband and new father.
    
    
12.6057GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA memberWed Jul 19 1995 11:377
    
    A murder/suicide attempt in my honetown yesterday.  A 34 year old uncle 
    shot his niece in the chest and then shot himself in the face.  She
    died, he's still alive.  Seems that they were sexual partners and they
    were at a park where the two got in an argument and bang.
    
    Mike 
12.6058POBOX::BATTIShave pool cue, will travelWed Jul 19 1995 12:192
    
    sounds pretty sad/sick to me Mike. 
12.6059GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA memberWed Jul 19 1995 12:234
    
    
    No doubt, Mark.
    
12.6060CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenWed Jul 19 1995 12:444
    Not just today but anyday really, Mix radio.  Does the top 20 of the
    60', 70's, 80's and 90's translate into a top 40 station?  Oh well, no 
    matter how you add it up, it still sux IMO.  I feel much better after 
    sharing that.  Thanks for listening.  
12.6061Court TimeLUNER::FINTMEWed Jul 19 1995 14:0517
    
     Lawrence District Court
    
     Hearing July 19,1995 12:05
    
     Citation of 04/07/95
    
     Speeding $150.00 fine
    
     75 MPH in a 55 MPH Zone (Estimated)
    
     Can't afford the fine or surcharge on the insurance :-(
    
     We'll see.....
    
     Mickey 
           
12.6062BRITE::FYFEWed Jul 19 1995 14:3510
Running out of gas on the way to work this morning :-(

Apparently, the wife took the truck to work the other night, instead of her
van, and I didn't notice the reduced fuel gage until it was too late ...

What's worse, the only gas station nearby was a Mobil station ... 


Doug.
12.6063CNTROL::JENNISONRevive us, Oh LordWed Jul 19 1995 14:360
12.6064CNTROL::JENNISONRevive us, Oh LordWed Jul 19 1995 14:377
	The young man that drowned the other night worked here in
	Hudson.  I didn't know him, but some of my coworkers did (mostly
	the college coops, and they are pretty shaken up by it).
	
	He was 24.

12.6065both ways?HBAHBA::HAAStime compressedWed Jul 19 1995 14:417
>Running out of gas on the way to work this morning :-(
 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Isn't that some kinda oxymoron? I mean if'n your running you aint outta
gas, I think.

TTom
12.6066POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Big VsWed Jul 19 1995 14:4920
    
    I've got this song stuck in my head:
    
    
    I've
        Got
           Those
    
    God-why-don't-you-love-me-oh-you-do-i'll-see-you-later-blues...
    
    Those
    
    As-long-as-you-ignore-me-you're-the-only-thing-that-matters-feelings...
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Somebody help me 8^/.   I'll even take "Honey".
12.6067CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanWed Jul 19 1995 14:516



  "one day when I was not at home and she was there all alone, the angels
 came"...
12.6068MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuaryWed Jul 19 1995 15:146
    
    itching. lots of itching. all under the cast where i can't reach
    it. pain too. continuous throbbing pain is gone, but if i move
    the wrong way i get an instant reminder that i broke my wrist.
    
    -b
12.6069DEVLPR::DKILLORANLove In An ElevatorWed Jul 19 1995 15:566
    
    Brian, 
    Try using a straightened wire coat hanger to scratch under the cast;
    from what I understand it works pretty well.

    Dan
12.6070PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Jul 19 1995 15:595
	documentation that refers you to another manual, which refers
	you to another manual, which refers you back to the original
	manual.

12.6071Like getting jerked around in a time machineDECWIN::RALTOI still hate summerWed Jul 19 1995 16:0220
    re: "Mix" radio
    
    They're trying to capture a big audience by crossing over a wide
    spectrum of demographics, hoping that, for example, old guys like
    me will listen in for the 60's and 70's stuff, and will ignore but
    tolerate the 80's and 90's crap.  Wrong!  :-)
    
    I like my decades nicely separated on radio stations, thank you.
    It's just fine by me that when I'm in the mood for 70's, there's
    now a Boston station dedicated to that era.  Sometimes a station
    like Oldies 103 that plays both 50's and 60's music is annoying,
    because if I'm in the mood for 60's stuff, there nothing worse
    than hearing some doo-wop 50's music, and vice versa.
    
    Oldies 103 is annoying for another reason... they'll only play
    "feelgood" happytime music, as opposed to a true slice of all
    the different kinds of music that you'd hear in a typical day
    "back then".  It's audio candy.
    
    Chris
12.6072CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanWed Jul 19 1995 16:0312


 I run into similar circumstances when looking for part numbers..part x is
 replaced by part y which is replaced by part n which is coded for a higher
 assembly which is coded to part z which is replaced by part x.





 Jim
12.6073puffSMURF::WALTERSWed Jul 19 1995 16:0913
    
    <<< Note 12.6068 by MPGS::MARKEY "The bottom end of Liquid Sanctuary" >>>
    
    -b,
    
    You might want to check with your doc first, but this worked for me.
    
    Get one of those rubber bulb thingies and blow some medicated talc
    under the cast.   (I had to get someone else to do it, as both hands
    were in casts...)
    
    Colin
     
12.6074GAVEL::JANDROWFriendsRtheFamilyUChooseForYourselfWed Jul 19 1995 16:265
    
    what was the name of the guy (who used to work in hudson) who 
    drowned in marlboro??
    
    
12.6075NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Jul 19 1995 16:321
Michael E. Napier.
12.6076CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenWed Jul 19 1995 16:335
    The only time I am a captured audience for "pap" radio is when I am
    ensconced in the back seat of someone elses vehicle and physically
    restrained so I cannot reach the buttons on the radio to turn it off.  
    
    Brian
12.6077MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuaryWed Jul 19 1995 16:4020
    
    yesterday, i went to the doc to have my cast put on. he said he
    wanted to see me again in 4 weeks. i said "oh, that's not bad...
    i'll only have a cast for four weeks..." he replied, "i
    didn't say the cast would come off in 4 weeks..." oh well.
    
    today i ran into a guy here who reminded me when he broke
    his wrist he had a cast for over 4 months, and needed surgery
    because it just wouldn't heal correctly. his was probably
    worse than mine, at least that's what i'm hoping. but from
    what i understand, joint breaks are the hardest to heal.
    
    the band has a tentative "coming out" gig (you shut up
    glen! :-) on labor day weekend; i was hoping to be ready...
    
    oh, and thanks for the talc tip... as for the coat hangers,
    the doc had a sign hanging on the wall that said "the 11th
    commandment: thou shall not stick things inside your cast"
    
    -b
12.6078TROOA::COLLINSLife is a great big hang up...Wed Jul 19 1995 16:415
    
    Brian,
    
    Send a bunch of ants into the cast to do your scratching for you.
    
12.6079NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Jul 19 1995 16:442
Get a bunch a tiny pearls.  Go to a pig farm and stand in front of the pigs.
Insert the pearls in the cast.  They'll be cast pearls before swine.
12.6080SMURF::BINDERFather, Son, and Holy SpigotWed Jul 19 1995 16:451
    Would it count if he did it in front of Moonbeam McSwine?
12.6081CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenWed Jul 19 1995 16:4910
    Brian,
    
    I broke my wrist, actually the little knobby thing at the end of the
    ulna and the doctor spoke about pins and shaving the bone etc.  5 weeks
    later, I was out of the cast and healed.  It's all dependent upon how
    fast you heal.  Best of luck and don't be surprised if it is off sooner
    than later.  BTW it took almost a week before I could see a specialist
    and have it put in a cast.  
    
    Brian
12.6082SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIZebwas have foot-in-mouth disease!Wed Jul 19 1995 16:517
    
    I would take the good doctor's advice Brian... if you jab yourself and
    open the skin under the cast, you're liable to get an infection... then
    what?
    
      The powder solution also presents problems... the powder may clump if
    sweating occurs and cause friction... more itching....
12.6083MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuaryWed Jul 19 1995 16:5411
    
    brian,
    
    i broke the "knobby" bit on both the radial and the ulna: both
    sides. no pins though. it was set/cast two days after the
    injury...
    
    thanks for the words of encouragement, and i'm gald your wrist
    healed ok...
    
    -b
12.6084GAVEL::JANDROWFriendsRtheFamilyUChooseForYourselfWed Jul 19 1995 16:557
    
    ttht:  how i almost always seem to manage to end up wearing some of my
       	   lunch...
    
    
    
    
12.6085Anatomy 101SMURF::BINDERFather, Son, and Holy SpigotWed Jul 19 1995 16:551
    The "knobby" bits are known as condyles.
12.6086CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenWed Jul 19 1995 16:561
    I like knobby bits much better TYVM.  Much more descriptive IMO.  
12.6087DEVLPR::DKILLORANLove In An ElevatorWed Jul 19 1995 17:018
    
    > ttht:  how i almost always seem to manage to end up wearing some of my
    >    	   lunch...
    
    Oh, let me clean that up for ya'   ;-)
    
    Dan
    
12.6088%^>GAVEL::JANDROWFriendsRtheFamilyUChooseForYourselfWed Jul 19 1995 17:028
    
    yeah, right...you who doesn't show up for lunch when expected...
    
    
    -raq
    
    
    
12.6089DEVLPR::DKILLORANLove In An ElevatorWed Jul 19 1995 17:0616
    
    Brian (with the cast) Markey,

    A friend of mine broke his wrist/forearm pretty good a few years back...
    The doctor kept removing the cast every couple of weeks and putting a
    new one on.  His dad started getting a little P.O.ed at having to pay
    for a new cast every 2 weeks, sooooo..... being a GE engineer....
    he cut the sucker off himself, mounted a set of hinges on one side and
    a set of hooks and pins on the other, and the next time my buddy went
    to the doctor.... hehehe
    When the doc got out the saw, my friend said not to bother, and opened
    it up for him...... 
    From what I understand the doctor's face was a sight to BEHOLD!

    :-)
    Dan
12.6090DEVLPR::DKILLORANLove In An ElevatorWed Jul 19 1995 17:088
    
    raq,
    
    I'm soooooo sorry..... <head hung in shame>.....
    I really tried to, how can I make it up to you?????
    
    :-)
    Dan
12.6091SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIZebwas have foot-in-mouth disease!Wed Jul 19 1995 17:095
    
    <-------
    
    Clean her laptop for her...
    
12.6092SMURF::BINDERFather, Son, and Holy SpigotWed Jul 19 1995 17:124
    That's MY job, I volunteered first.  No, waitaminnit, I volunteered to
    try it out.
    
    Never mind.
12.6093GAVEL::JANDROWFriendsRtheFamilyUChooseForYourselfWed Jul 19 1995 18:047
    
    
    boys boys...
    
    fret not...there is plenty of me to go around... ;> ;>
    
    
12.6094A little guitar humorDECWIN::RALTOI still hate summerWed Jul 19 1995 18:136
    >> fret not...there is plenty of me to go around... ;> ;>
    
    Have a heart, Raq... don't say "fret" while poor Brian's
    wrist is still broken... :-)
    
    Chris
12.6095DEVLPR::DKILLORANLove In An ElevatorWed Jul 19 1995 18:396
    
    So, raq, and of course the lovely Terrie....
    
    How can I EVER make up for missing lunch with y'all ?????
    
    Dan
12.6096MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuaryWed Jul 19 1995 19:1718
    > Have a heart, Raq... don't say "fret" while poor Brian's
    > wrist is still broken... :-)
    
    axshully, i figured something out... i can't turn my wrist
    over to play the normal way, but if i rest the cast on
    the top of the neck, i can sorta kinda reach down and
    finger notes that way. i was going to try using a bottle
    slide (like the bass player in morphine), but my fingers
    are all too chubby from the swelling.

    i showed my wife how i did this, but all she said was
    "you're obsessed". ya think she's been reading soapbox
    on the sly?...

    meanwhile, i've been doing just dandy playing the parts
    on a keyboard...

    -b
12.6097Maybe you can work out a new tapping method that wayDECWIN::RALTOI still hate summerWed Jul 19 1995 19:556
    You might discover some neat new tricks playing like that, Brian,
    you never know.  It's good that you can at least do something
    on it while you're healing.  It must be tough waiting, hang in
    there...
    
    Chris
12.6098TROOA::COLLINSLife is a great big hang up...Wed Jul 19 1995 20:3511
    
    PC cab locks!
    
    They are so useless, and such a pain in the butt when someone says
    "Here, install this stuff in those PCs over there".
    
    "Uh, do you have the cab keys?"
    
    "Nah, just break 'em open."
    
    
12.6099SMURF::BINDERFather, Son, and Holy SpigotWed Jul 19 1995 20:424
    ttht.
    
    The monitor on one of the systems in my cube has a noisy horizontal
    oscillator.  I'm going home every day with my ears ringing.
12.6100Hateful snarfSMURF::BINDERFather, Son, and Holy SpigotWed Jul 19 1995 20:421
    
12.6101SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIZebwas have foot-in-mouth disease!Wed Jul 19 1995 21:056
    
    re: .6099
    
    
    tinnitus...
    
12.6102SMURF::BINDERFather, Son, and Holy SpigotWed Jul 19 1995 21:142
    No, it's not tinnitus.  Tinnitus occurs without an external stimulus,
    and this is definitely being caused by a noisy flyback.
12.6103Does Glenn, alone, not comprise a team?XEDON::JENSENThu Jul 20 1995 01:292
    Readin' the announcement, after the fact, of Trivia-Bash I.
    
12.6104POLAR::RICHARDSONYurple Takes The Lead!Thu Jul 20 1995 01:561
    You might Um say that.
12.6105TROOA::COLLINSLife is a great big hang up...Thu Jul 20 1995 02:094
    
    TTHT:  ear wax.  I can't hear nuthin!  I'll have to go to the clinic
    tomorrow morning and...wait...maybe this is a `thing to gak'...
    
12.6106POLAR::RICHARDSONYurple Takes The Lead!Thu Jul 20 1995 02:122
    It feels great though, and they let you see the wax plug that was there
    too!
12.6107TROOA::COLLINSLife is a great big hang up...Thu Jul 20 1995 02:183
    
    Glenn, I'll be sure to save it and send it to you interoffice.
    
12.6108POLAR::RICHARDSONYurple Takes The Lead!Thu Jul 20 1995 02:221
    Why don't I doubt that for a moment?
12.6109XEDON::JENSENThu Jul 20 1995 02:492
    "Ono" play trivia?  Answer questions about poop sounds?
    
12.6110NETCAD::WOODFORDIndecision Is Key To FlexibilityThu Jul 20 1995 12:0513
    
    
    TTH:  Taking my son to the doctors yesterday to find that he has
    asthma. :(  Poor kid.  I feel so bad for him.  He's got this wierd
    contraption that he's gonna have to carry around with him for the rest
    of his life.  And, we have to go today to order a medical alert badge
    for him.  Not a fun thing for a ten year old that lives for sports. :*(
    
    
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.6111DEVLPR::DKILLORANLove In An ElevatorThu Jul 20 1995 12:1312
    
    Terrie, MEGA-BUMMER..., that's tough for a kid, but I'm sure that he
    will adapt to it, and not let it stop him.  I have several friends
    who are mild asthmatics, and they have learned what they can and can't
    do.... we more precisely they have learned the price that they will
    have to pay if they do certain things.  It doesn't stop them much, in
    fact the only time that you can tell that one of them is asthmatic is
    during the spring with all the pollen flying around...

    Best wishes,
    :-)
    Dan
12.6112MAIL2::CRANEThu Jul 20 1995 12:186
    .6110
    Terri,
    My son has had asthma since age 7-8 and it hasn`t slowed him down. I
    think him (my son that is) playing the tuba has increased his lung
    capacity and football playing for endrance has helped him tremendously.
    I hope things work out well for him.
12.6113NETCAD::WOODFORDIndecision Is Key To FlexibilityThu Jul 20 1995 12:2417
    
    
    Oh, I know what he's gonna go through all too well.  I also
    have asthma, and have had it since childhood.  Mine has gotten
    much better over the years, and the only thing that really 
    seems to trigger it these days is dust mites and golden rod.
    
    He's here at work with me today because we have to monitor him
    on the new meds for 48 hours.  He's being a real trooper about
    it.  Actually thinks the inhaler thing they gave him is 'cool'. :*)
    
    
    He's happy to have all the support though.  Thanks!
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.6114NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Jul 20 1995 12:527
I had childhood asthma, and spent a lot of time home in bed when I was 5 or so.
I didn't have an asthma attack (or use an inhaler) from the age of 7 or 8
until the age of 40.  Two summers ago, I had bronchitis.  I was in the
South during a heat wave, staying with some people who had an elderly cat.
I was also under a lot of stress.  I had an asthma attack and had to go to
the emergency room.  I took various meds for a few weeks.  Asthma attacks
aren't fun, but if they're spaced 30 years apart, I can deal with them.
12.6115PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BThu Jul 20 1995 12:552
  .6114  sentence quota exceeded
12.6116NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Jul 20 1995 13:071
It's my Hemingway imitation.
12.6117SMURF::BINDERFather, Son, and Holy SpigotThu Jul 20 1995 13:091
    Don't send it in to the Hemingway pastiche contest.
12.6118LJSRV2::KALIKOWHi-ho! Yow! I'm surfing Arpanet!Thu Jul 20 1995 13:103
    Give the guy a break, literally... He gots to inhale (inefficiently),
    don't he??  And you a MOD and all, wherezyasenseadecencyanyhoo?
    
12.6119Pull at those heart strings.....SHRCTR::BRENNANThu Jul 20 1995 13:128
    
    TTHT:
    
    Patrick cried for the first time when I dropped him
    off at daycare this morning.  Sigh....  I cried all
    the way into work.  *8^(
    
    Kristin
12.6120NETCAD::WOODFORDIndecision Is Key To FlexibilityThu Jul 20 1995 13:1910
    
    
    
    Oh, Kristin!  That's one of the hardest things to deal with
    when you have a new little one!  Don't worry too much.  It just
    means he loves you. :*)
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.6121PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BThu Jul 20 1995 13:235
  you gentlemen misunderstood.  i was talkin' daily sentence quota.
  ain't like you to ramble on so, gerald.


12.6122NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Jul 20 1995 13:291
Oh.
12.6123SHRCTR::BRENNANThu Jul 20 1995 13:3210
    
    Thanks Terrie! *8^)
    
    I've been having a hard time leaving him since
    I started back to work a 1.5 months ago and this
    was the frosting on the cake. *8^(
    
    I'm sorry to hear about your son...poor guy!
    
    /Kristin
12.6124CNTROL::JENNISONRevive us, Oh LordThu Jul 20 1995 13:3514
	Kristin,

	It gets really fun when you pick them up, and they won't
	look at you for "abandoning" them (in a house loaded with
	toys, kids, food, drink and video, oh horror of horrors!).

	di,

	I was going to put in a similar note after one of Gerald's rare
	ramblings a few weeks ago, but figured a get hassled for it.

	You're the intrepid one, aren't you?

12.6125PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BThu Jul 20 1995 13:396
>>	You're the intrepid one, aren't you?

	Oh yes, danger and I go way back.  I laugh in its face
	regularly.

12.6126CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanThu Jul 20 1995 13:5210

>    Patrick cried for the first time when I dropped him
>    off at daycare this morning.  Sigh....  I cried all
 



  He'd never cried before that?  I'd say you have quite a child there!

12.6127BIGQ::SILVADiabloThu Jul 20 1995 13:557
| <<< Note 12.6105 by TROOA::COLLINS "Life is a great big hang up..." >>>


| TTHT:  ear wax.  I can't hear nuthin!  

	At least we know why Joan never listens to anyone..... :-)

12.6128BIGQ::SILVADiabloThu Jul 20 1995 13:5810
| <<< Note 12.6113 by NETCAD::WOODFORD "Indecision Is Key To Flexibility" >>>


| and the only thing that really seems to trigger it these days is dust mites 
| and golden rod.
      ^^^^^^^^^^

	I guess your asthma must get triggered quite often then, huh Terrie?


12.6129NETCAD::WOODFORDIndecision Is Key To FlexibilityThu Jul 20 1995 14:375
    
    
    
    The plant Glen, THE PLANT!!!!!   :*)
    
12.6130SPSEG::COVINGTONWhen the going gets weird...Thu Jul 20 1995 14:564
    Munching through 2 and a half bagels before noticing all of the other
    ones in the bag are moldy...
    
    :p
12.6131DEVLPR::DKILLORANLove In An ElevatorThu Jul 20 1995 15:166
    
    That'll teach ya ta eat those little brown (blue) hockey pucks.... :-)

    OBTW - Are you sure they weren't the blueberry ones?

    Dan
12.6132i need a bib...GAVEL::JANDROWFriendsRtheFamilyUChooseForYourselfThu Jul 20 1995 17:129
    
    tth:  a very bland piece of lasagna with sauce for lunch.
          at least, i managed not to wear any of it.  tho is can't
    	  say the same for this morning's coffee that is currently staining
      	  my left one...
    
    :<
    
    
12.6133CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenThu Jul 20 1995 17:191
    Left one what?  
12.6134BIGQ::SILVADiabloThu Jul 20 1995 17:256
| <<< Note 12.6129 by NETCAD::WOODFORD "Indecision Is Key To Flexibility" >>>


| The plant Glen, THE PLANT!!!!!   :*)

	Oh..... whatever you're into I guess.... :-)
12.6135POWDML::CKELLYThe Proverbial Bad PennyThu Jul 20 1995 17:332
    dealing with a woman who is behaving as though she is a piece of
    dandruff on her shoulder which needs to be brushed off....
12.6136That is his name....BIGQ::SILVADiabloThu Jul 20 1995 17:386
| <<< Note 12.6135 by POWDML::CKELLY "The Proverbial Bad Penny" >>>

| dealing with a woman who is behaving as though she is a piece of
| dandruff on her shoulder which needs to be brushed off....

	Let me introduce her to my friend Peter Tegren....
12.6137GOOEY::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Thu Jul 20 1995 18:177
    
    
    	raq - 
    
    	I'll send you a piece of my homemade lasagna.  It's pretty
    	good if I do say so myself.  =)
    
12.6138GAVEL::JANDROWFriendsRtheFamilyUChooseForYourselfThu Jul 20 1995 18:305
    
    just don't send it interoffice!!!  i still remember what happened to
    that snickers someone sent me not too long ago... :>
    
    a
12.6139GOOEY::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Thu Jul 20 1995 18:415
    
    
    	Ummm.  Ok, how 'bout demand shuttle?  =)
    
    
12.6140And I'm very sorryDECWIN::RALTOStay in bed, float upstreamThu Jul 20 1995 18:533
    
    	Welcome Back, Ricotta
    
12.6141SUBPAC::SADINWe the people?Thu Jul 20 1995 21:586
    
    
    	13hrs in the FAB with no lunch....what a long friggin' day...
    
    
    jim
12.6142MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Thu Jul 20 1995 22:292
Why no lunch?

12.6143MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuaryThu Jul 20 1995 23:089
    i don't know if it's the pain med or what, but all of a sudden
    i was taken quite ill this afternoon and had to call my wife
    to come get me... i went home and napped for a few hours and
    now i'm ok... more lost time... more lost productivity. i
    feel pretty badly about this. there's people counting on me.
    this sucks.

    -b
12.6144SUBPAC::SADINWe the people?Thu Jul 20 1995 23:1710
    
    
>Why no lunch?
    
    	
    too much work to do, too few people to do it. Same everywhere I
    suspect. I just needed a forum to vent my frustrations in....:)
    
    
    jim
12.6145Still got my Dryden Shield?XEDON::JENSENFri Jul 21 1995 00:542
    Some things never change, eh, Jim?
    
12.6146DEVLPR::DKILLORANLove In An ElevatorFri Jul 21 1995 02:208
    
    Talking about smoking pot with what turned out to be a cop type person!
    Doh ! {smaq} <as hand hits forehead>

    Getting a parking ticket for parking in front of my OWN FLIPPING HOUSE!

    :-(
    Dan
12.6147LJSRV2::KALIKOWHi-ho! Yow! I'm surfing Arpanet!Fri Jul 21 1995 02:434
12.6148SUBPAC::SADINWe the people?Fri Jul 21 1995 11:3112
    
    
>                        -< Still got my Dryden Shield? >-
>    Some things never change, eh, Jim?
    
    	Hehe...yeah, some things never change alright. Don't know if we
    still have your Dryden Shield, but they've installed the battery-pack
    recharging unit and the storage rack for the little beasties. I'm sure
    mine will be in soon. Wonder how long the batteries will last...:)
    
    
    jim
12.6149GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA memberFri Jul 21 1995 11:544
    
    
    Don't worry about it Dan.  A lot of cops I used to hang with smoke
    dope.  
12.6150POBOX::BATTISGR8D8B8Fri Jul 21 1995 12:152
    
    well Mike, they at least smoke only the best grade stuff, as well.
12.6151GAVEL::JANDROWFriendsRtheFamilyUChooseForYourselfFri Jul 21 1995 12:1512
    
    a lot of cops i know ARE dopes... :>
    
    tththismorning:  locked my door from the inside (as i usually do)...
    got to the car and realized my keys were still in the house...duh...
    my hands were full and i thought i grabbed them...and of course, i only
    gave my neighbor one of the door keys (there are two) so i had to wait
    for someone else to come bring me my other set...
    
    can i go home now???
    
    
12.6152GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA memberFri Jul 21 1995 12:353
    
    
    Sure Raq, take the rest of the day off, tell em I said so. :')
12.6153DEVLPR::DKILLORANLove In An ElevatorFri Jul 21 1995 12:374
    
    And I'll back him up !
    
    Dan
12.6154CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenFri Jul 21 1995 13:044
    Okay Dan, why the ticket?  If'n you were parked facing the wrong
    direction, you deserve it, pay up.  If'n you weren't, fight it.  So
    fess up what was the deal??? Hmmmm, hmmmmm, hmmmm???
    
12.6155DEVLPR::DKILLORANLove In An ElevatorFri Jul 21 1995 13:4925
    
    Well, the ticket read something like... obstructing the flow of
    traffic...

    The truck was parked half on the side walk to help ease the flow of
    traffic.  I used to park it all the way on the sidewalk to get it outta
    the way, but the cops told me to get it off the side walk.  So I parked
    it half on and half off.  Yesterday I get the ticket that says the
    truck is obstructing the flow of traffic.... I'm like "WHAT THE FORK
    GIVES HERE!"  

    Near as I can tell, some pinhead on the street called to complain about
    me being there, a'cus I live on a curve.  So I figures, I must be
    obstructing the flow of traffic on the sidewalk <hehehe>, I'll jess
    park all the way in the street <hehehe>.... The catch is that now I
    can't sleep 'cus I'm expecting some drunk to whack the truck... :-(

    I'm gonna appeal it anyway.  It's a $15 fine, which is less than I used
    to pay to park in Boston, so I'll just keep getting the tickets, and
    appealing them.... I'll fix their wagon, bind 'em up tighter 'en
    chocolate and red wine....<hehehehe>

    :-)
    Dan

12.6156CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenFri Jul 21 1995 14:121
    Book'em Dano.  Some days you just can't win...
12.6157GAVEL::JANDROWFriendsRtheFamilyUChooseForYourselfFri Jul 21 1995 14:5618
    
    
    bring in your own coke...
    
    dan (and others)...
    
    so is parking ON the sidewalk in any manner (your vehicle completely on
    the sidewalk or half-on/half-off) a reason for a ticket???  i think the
    chick on the 3rd floor of where i live parks 1/2 on-1/2 off...which is
    rather annoying when i want to go to the front porch, cuz sometimes
    i have to walk in the street as she has park too close to the rock
    wall...and granted, it's not all that out of the way, but if she isn't
    supposed to be there, i want it moved!!!
    
    and can you complain to the cops about neighbors being too loud at nite
    if you are not sure where they are????  i can hear 'em, but i can't see
    'em...but i do know it isn't english they are speaking...
    
12.6158CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenFri Jul 21 1995 14:584
    Parking on the sidewalk is illegal in most communities.  This includes
    parking in a driveway but across a sidewalk that crosses the driveway. 
    
    Brian
12.6159BIGQ::SILVADiabloFri Jul 21 1995 14:5823

FLAME ON
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

	Yesterday I wanted a coke, but the HLO2 cafe was closed. I went to the
vending machine by my office to get a can of coke. There was a fork in the
change slot, so I figured it doesn't work. So I walk up to the 2nd floor, and
realize I need to get change for a dollar. I go over to the change machine, and
the little yellow light was on. I go back downstairs to that change machine,
and get change. In stead of getting the correct change, one of the nickles was
replaced with A PENNY!!!! I walk back to the 2nd floor, start putting my money 
into the coke machine, only to have it spit any money I put into it, back out. 
I was ticked off! So instead of buying a coke, I bought a bag of M&M's with 
peanuts. If I could remember the HLO Tobin notesfile, I'd send them a note real 
quick...... these machines are always dieing, the money in the machines is 
always running out.... and ya gotta wait 1-2 weeks sometimes to get anything 
fixed.....
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
FLAME OFF


Glen
12.6160GAVEL::JANDROWFriendsRtheFamilyUChooseForYourselfFri Jul 21 1995 15:125
    
    
    bri, wanna re-explain that last part of your sentence...
    
    
12.6161DEVLPR::DKILLORANThe Lecher... ;-&gt; Fri Jul 21 1995 15:3319
    
    > ...these machines are always dieing, .....

    For a second I thought it said dieting.... Interesting given he was
    looking for Coke and M&M's.... :-)

    -------

    The reason that I park my car on the sidewalk is to keep it from
    getting hit.  In the 5 years I've lived there my vehicles have been hit
    8 or 9 times.... :-(   It's usually just the mirror that gets taken
    off, but after awhile I get tired of repairing/replacing it.... :-(

    Also of all the times I've been hit only ONE FORKING PERSON has
    bothered to leave a note.... :-(
    I called the guy up and said thank you for the note, and fixed the
    damage myself...

    Dan
12.6162GAVEL::JANDROWFriendsRtheFamilyUChooseForYourselfFri Jul 21 1995 15:556
    i take it you don't have a driveway...
    
    maybe you should park it else where, so it isn't so close to the
    curb...
    
    
12.6163CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenFri Jul 21 1995 16:5228
    Whay sure Raq, anything for you.  Picture a driveway leading to a
    house.  Picture a sidewalk that crosses the end of the driveway or
    close to it.  Picture a car in the driveway with the rearend hanging
    over the sidewalk.  Picture a ticket on the windshield :-).  
    
    
    			|		|
    			|		|
    			|		|
    			|		|
    			|		|
    			|		|
    			|		|
    			|   Driveway	|
    			|		|
    			| 		|
    			|		|
    -------------------------------------------------------
    			S i d e w a l k 
    	
    
    -------------------------------------------------------
    			|		|
    			|		|
    			|		|
    ================================================================
    
    			     R o a d
12.6164GAVEL::JANDROWFriendsRtheFamilyUChooseForYourselfFri Jul 21 1995 17:077
    
    ok...that's what i thought you meant...just wanted to be sure...
    
    so it is pretty much like any driveway that leads to a street with
    sidewalks...
    
    
12.6165CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenFri Jul 21 1995 18:2715
    Tussling with FoMoCo.  Car has been in the shop for 117 days out of the
    last 19 months, roughly 20% of the time I have owned it.  
    
    Two clutches, a transmission, transmission seal, two shift linkages, and 
    an engine.  
    Three twilight sensors, a window motor, windshield wiper control module
    and a windshield wiper switch assembly.  
    Fuel pump.  
    One tow in for a bad starter connector.  
    New battery last Saturday. 
    
    Unhappy falls way short of how I am feeling about this.  
    
    	
    Brian
12.6167NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Fri Jul 21 1995 18:291
Imagine what it would be like if quality weren't job 1!
12.6166SMURF::BINDERFather, Son, and Holy SpigotFri Jul 21 1995 18:293
    Isn't there a lemon law where you live?  Your troubles go WA-A-A-AY
    beyond the requirements of most states' lemon laws for making the mfr
    return your bux or give you a fresh new car.
12.6168POBOX::BATTISGR8D8B8Fri Jul 21 1995 18:313
    
    Gerald, in this case fix or repair daily, seems to be in  order.
    
12.6169SMURF::BINDERFather, Son, and Holy SpigotFri Jul 21 1995 18:331
    Found On Road, Dead.
12.6170CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenFri Jul 21 1995 18:351
    <r.o.'d> on race day.  :-/.
12.6171SPSEG::COVINGTONWhen the going gets weird...Fri Jul 21 1995 18:442
    Most lemon laws deal with a reoccurence of the same problem. Four
    strikes and you're out. Pretty hard to get relief under those laws.
12.6172recurrencePENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BFri Jul 21 1995 18:473
  .6171  arrgh.

12.6173SMURF::BINDERFather, Son, and Holy SpigotFri Jul 21 1995 18:495
    .6171
    
    I'd call two clutches, a transmission, transmission seal, two shift
    linkages, and an engine fair evidence that there is a chronic problem
    that is causing drive train components to expire.  Bet it'd stick.
12.6174SPSEG::COVINGTONWhen the going gets weird...Fri Jul 21 1995 18:512
    He just needs to wait for that fourth twilight sensor to go!
    :)
12.6175PERFOM::LICEA_KANEwhen it's comin' from the leftFri Jul 21 1995 20:133
    It's Char$$$$$.
    
    								-mr. bill
12.6176CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanSat Jul 22 1995 04:0610


 Driving home from church after dropping off 14 kids, thinking I could
 come home and have a nice quiet evening..then my pager goes off :-/




 Jim
12.6177happy happy joy joySUBPAC::SADINWe the people?Sat Jul 22 1995 12:4726
12.6178CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanSat Jul 22 1995 13:3611



 Being at work, trying to solve customer problem to which I alluded in -.2
 This is not a fun one, either.




 Jim
12.6179SUBPAC::SADINWe the people?Sat Jul 22 1995 13:414
    
    	ain't life grand jim? :)
    
    jim
12.6180CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanSat Jul 22 1995 13:5914



 'tis wonderful indeed.  We have a customer in Connecticut with a brand spanking
 new system that's down.  It appears as if we will have to replace the entire
 system..usually no problem, except...the Salem NH facility where they make
 the crazy things is shut down all weekend for their annual power check.  So,
 I'm trying to find someplace to get one o' the things and get it down there.




 Ah, life is grand ;-)
12.6182CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanSat Jul 22 1995 14:5118



 Well, we seem to have the problem temporarily solved.  Couple software wizards
 en route to the cust as well as a bunch o' disks, etc.  Field folks think
 they can get the customer up and limping along until we can dispatch a system
 down there first thing Monday AM.




 I'm goin' home.




 Jim
12.6183SUBPAC::SADINWe the people?Sat Jul 22 1995 14:528
    
    	see ya jim! enjoy the rest of the day.
    
    	re: joe
    
    	wiseguy....;*)
    
    	jim
12.6184CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanSat Jul 22 1995 15:0413




 I'm sure I'll get paged again..






 Jim really outta here now..
12.6185SUBPAC::SADINWe the people?Sat Jul 22 1995 15:166
    
    
    	wait! what's your pager number? ;*)
    
    
    
12.6186CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanSun Jul 23 1995 02:0416



 ;-)



 10PM and no pages!  I'm thinking of calling the Unit Mgr I was working
 with to see how it turned out, but I know what Murphy's law would
 say about such a thing.  Perhaps the disks we shipped him and the
 software wizard were able to get the customer back on the air..



 Jim
12.6187LJSRV2::KALIKOWHi-ho! Yow! I'm surfing Arpanet!Sun Jul 23 1995 02:074
    Go to bed, Jim.  You EARNED it.  
    
    Well done!!
    
12.6188CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanSun Jul 23 1995 02:084


 :-)  Actually I love this kinda stuff.
12.6189Been there done thatMAASUP::MUDGETTWe Need Dinozord Power NOW!Sun Jul 23 1995 08:3214
    Greetings all,
    
    I've been through many of these things. Back when I worked on 
    DEC10's it was a fairly regular thing and action plans and escalation
     procedures were never far from our minds. With the reliablility of
    VAX's all these things have become quaint relics. The nice thing about
    Alphas's is that we are starting to matter once again. One Sable for 
    example is used by a significant customer locally to run their entire 
    Canadian operation. Life is going to get excititing when that system 
    has a tummyache. The odd thing is that MCS seems to see these systems
    as a sideleight and all the  resources are going to supporting PC
    things. I hope they are righ!
    
    Fred
12.6190DEVLPR::DKILLORANThe Lecher... ;-&gt; Sun Jul 23 1995 16:337
    
    > :-)  Actually I love this kinda stuff.
    
    You're a sick man Jim..... 
    
    :-)
    Dan
12.6191Tod Browning's "Freaks"MKOTS3::CASHMONa kind of human gom jabbarMon Jul 24 1995 07:4823
    
    TTHTWE:
    
    My brother's reaction (or lack of same) to the movie "Freaks."
    Directed by Tod Browning, who later directed the Bela Lugosi version
    of "Dracula," "Freaks" is one of the most delightfully disturbing
    horror films to come out of the 1930's, a very good decade for
    horror at the movies.
    
    Bebbe bruddah is a big-time horror buff, and I've been raving about
    "Freaks" to him for years.  He was unimpressed, feeling that it spent
    too much time setting up the atmosphere and too little time on the
    violent climax and denouement.  As he put it, "There was too little
    killing in this movie."
    
    Methinks his taste has been spoiled by too many slasher films.
    Oh well, somebody has to go see "Friday the 13th Part LXXXVII"...
    
    
    
    
    Rob
    
12.6192MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Mon Jul 24 1995 09:384
re: .-1

  You mean "Pinheads on Parade"?

12.6193MKOTS3::CASHMONa kind of human gom jabbarMon Jul 24 1995 10:1612
    
    re .6192, Jack
    
    Errrr, ummmm, well, I suppose that's one way of describing it.
    I feel that description is inaccurate, however, in that the freaks
    are not used for gratuitous effect.  Instead, their appearance helps
    to strengthen the message of the movie:  that the real monsters are the
    "normal" people, with their fear, hatred, prejudice, and unjustified
    loathing of the freaks.
    
    
    
12.6194GAVEL::JANDROWFriendsRtheFamilyUChooseForYourselfMon Jul 24 1995 12:095
    
    tthtm:  on the drive in, i saw a momma duck and about 6 or 7 of her
    baby ducks attempt to cross route 2...don't know how far they got but i
    hope i don't see any of them tomorrow morning... ;<
    
12.6195WAHOO::LEVESQUEcontents under pressureMon Jul 24 1995 12:269
    Ants.
    
    More unopened boxes.
    
    80 mail messages.
    
    4974 unread notes.
    
    back at work after a week off.
12.6196POBOX::BATTISGR8D8B8Mon Jul 24 1995 12:312
    
    <----- ah yes Doctah, but in a brand new abode.
12.6197DEVLPR::DKILLORANThe Lecher... ;-&gt; Mon Jul 24 1995 14:3312
    
    Waking up this morning..... :-P
    
    Hung over, three hours late, and not a god darn drop of coffee in the
    house.... :-(
    
    Of course it is kinda difficult to drink coffee while riding a
    motorcycle, but I'm sure I coulda figured sumptin' out.....

    :-(
    Dan

12.6198NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Mon Jul 24 1995 14:372
Is it entirely wise to ride a motorcycle when hung over?  I mean, they're
kinda noisy.
12.6199CBHVAX::CBHLager LoutMon Jul 24 1995 14:397
TTHT

the weather again; it's still too hot.  And I feel knackered.  And I'm
supposed to put my drinking trousers on tonight 'coz we're going down
the Evildrome Boozarama.

Chris.
12.6200SNARF!CSOA1::LEECHDia do bheatha.Mon Jul 24 1995 14:392
    TTLT:  It's not 100 degrees (yet).  Maybe it will stay cool at least
    until I get back from lunch. 
12.6201tits.CBHVAX::CBHLager LoutMon Jul 24 1995 14:400
12.6202CSOA1::LEECHDia do bheatha.Mon Jul 24 1995 14:411
    re: my last...oops, wrong topic.  The snarf still counts, tho.  8^)
12.6204and that's "a lot"...GAVEL::JANDROWFriendsRtheFamilyUChooseForYourselfMon Jul 24 1995 15:359
    >>Also a full-face helmet helps alot.
    
    not while trying to drinq coffee...
    
    :>
    
    
    
    
12.6205DEVLPR::DKILLORANThe Lecher... ;-&gt; Mon Jul 24 1995 15:546
    
    Like I said, there's a few bugs that need to be worked out.....
    
    :-)
    Dan
    
12.6203DEVLPR::DKILLORANThe Lecher... ;-&gt; Mon Jul 24 1995 15:549
    
    > Is it entirely wise to ride a motorcycle when hung over?  I mean, they're
    > kinda noisy.

    My bike's real quite, unless I whack the throttle hard.  Which of course
    I didn't.  Also a full-face helmet helps a lot.  


12.6206POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Big VsMon Jul 24 1995 16:304
    
    At least with a full-face helmet, said bugs are not between your teeth.
    
    
12.6207DEVLPR::DKILLORANThe Lecher... ;-&gt; Mon Jul 24 1995 16:366
    
    Yeah, the doctor said my protein levels were higher after I'd been
    riding in New Hampster for a while.... :-)

    Dan

12.6208GAVEL::JANDROWFriendsRtheFamilyUChooseForYourselfMon Jul 24 1995 17:055
    
    you sneaq!!!  you went and changed it!!!!
    
    (and i am not going to ask why your protein level rises...nope, not
    gonna do it..uhn-uh...can't make me...nosireebob!..)
12.6209DEVLPR::DKILLORANThe Lecher... ;-&gt; Mon Jul 24 1995 17:1610
    
    Of course I changed it ?   If you went to the trouble of pointing it
    out for me, I thought the least I could do was fix the offending
    mistake.

    Oh by the way, my name is Dan

    :-)
    Dan

12.6210NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Mon Jul 24 1995 17:211
Dan, are you quite sure you fixed all the errors?
12.6211GAVEL::JANDROWFriendsRtheFamilyUChooseForYourselfMon Jul 24 1995 18:026
    
    
    (dan, if you know what is good for you, you will say 'no' and go back
    and fix the remaining boo-boo... ;> ;> )
    
    
12.6212betcha dan can't catch me....PERFOM::LICEA_KANEwhen it's comin' from the leftMon Jul 24 1995 18:074
    
    Shhhhh you too....
    
    								-mr. bill
12.6213CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanMon Jul 24 1995 20:454


 3 softball games this week.
12.6214POLAR::RICHARDSONPainful But YummyMon Jul 24 1995 20:461
    I'm starved!
12.6215I LUUUUUUUVVVVV softball!!!BIGQ::SILVADiabloMon Jul 24 1995 20:556
| <<< Note 12.6213 by CSLALL::HENDERSON "Learning to lean" >>>

| 3 softball games this week.


	I only have two jim... instead of my usual 5..... :(
12.6216CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanTue Jul 25 1995 03:135


 I love it as well, but 3 games this week is a bit much, considering
 the schedule I have this week..but, I'll have fun..
12.6217WMOIS::GIROUARD_CTue Jul 25 1995 10:087
    found out yesterday at my eye exam (1st one in 20+ yrs - and got
    scolded by the opt. for that) that i need reading glasses.
    
    i knew that (for about 1 year or so) but was was in a wicked state of
    denial. aaaaaaaarrrrrgh...
    
    
12.6218SMURF::BINDERFather, Son, and Holy SpigotTue Jul 25 1995 11:196
    ttht.
    
    Anxiety attack at 3 a.m.
    
    But hey, got lots of work done on the book I'm working on, so it's not
    been a total waste.  :-(
12.6219WMOIS::GIROUARD_CTue Jul 25 1995 11:251
    -1 suck, don't they?
12.6220CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanTue Jul 25 1995 11:4410


 Hmm, 3AM, eh Dick..I had a call at ~3AM from #1 son..seems he was in a
 motorcycle accident..lost it on a patch  sand..he got banged up pretty
 good..bike totaled (no insurance of course).



 Jim
12.6221MAIL2::CRANETue Jul 25 1995 11:473
    .6220
    I hope he is alright. Motorcycles are really scary especially with so
    little protection.
12.6222MKOTS3::CASHMONa kind of human gom jabbarTue Jul 25 1995 11:553
    
    Is that the brand new motorcycle, Jim?  Ouch.  Hope he's O.K.
    
12.6223GAVEL::JANDROWFriendsRtheFamilyUChooseForYourselfTue Jul 25 1995 12:1313
    hope your son is going to be ok, jim.  as much as i love motorcycles, i
    hate hearing about someone being in an accident.
    
    tthln:  nothing major, really...just almost falling asleep a couple of
    times in class...and the a/c in that room shuts off at 7...the next 1/2
    hour without it seems like an eternity.
    
    also...never received an invite (written) to a party i am pretty sure 
    i am invited (verbally) to this weekend....
    
    
    
    
12.6224NETCAD::WOODFORDIndecision Is Key To FlexibilityTue Jul 25 1995 12:1715
    
    
    
    TTHInGeneral:  I am feeling very very old this week. :(
    Over the weekend I received a wedding invitation in the
    mail.  Now, this is a TTL, but the TTH is that the invite
    was to the wedding of my best friend's daughter!!
    
    You know you're getting old when your friend's children start
    getting married......
    
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.6225WAHOO::LEVESQUEcontents under pressureTue Jul 25 1995 13:033
    >Hmm, 3AM, eh Dick..I had a call at ~3AM from #1 son..
    
     You've certainly had your travails with that one...
12.6226SMURF::MSCANLONalliaskofmyselfisthatiholdtogetherTue Jul 25 1995 13:0821
    TTHT:  Ferrets who don't get well :-(
    
    Rommel had surgery for an adreneal tumor on June 5.  He had
    his left adreanal gland removed.  One of the major symptoms is
    hair loss.  To date, you can count the number of hairs he's
    re-grown since the surgery ($285 surgery, by the way).
    Now, we think it may be bi-lateral adreanal disease, which
    means a $100 blood test to confirm and then either surgery to
    remove half the remaining gland (a temporary fix) or medication
    for the rest of his life (new medication, effectiveness uncertain).
    It's not fatal (to anything except my wallet :-} ), and the
    little guy acts and eats ok for the most part (he is a mynly ferret
    at the moment due to elevated testosterone levels :-) I just
    wish he'd get better.  
    
    With a one-eyed cat with gingivitus, a cat with a bad eye from 
    clamydia, a cat with a bad eye and sinusitus (motto: kitties don't use
    kleenex), a cat with sinusitus (his brother), another basically
    normal cat with gingivitus (if you can call a 23lb tabby normal),
    and two normal healthy ferrets plus Rommel, you might say the
    medical stuff occasionally drags me down.....
12.6227SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Tue Jul 25 1995 13:128
    
    Let me guess Mary-Michael...
    
    Your nick-name is "Lucky"????
    
    
    :) :)
    
12.6228MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Tue Jul 25 1995 13:151
No - but her veterinarian's nickname is.
12.6229NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Jul 25 1995 13:183
Jack, you're a veterinarian?

Mary-Michael, are all your pets named after Nazis?
12.6230Midterm ;-(FRSBEE::FINTMETue Jul 25 1995 13:195
    
    A careless error on a midterm cost me a better grade. :-(
    
    Mickey
    
12.6231PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BTue Jul 25 1995 13:269
	getting e-mail just now telling me one of my closest friends'
	dog died.  she was the sweetest little doberman, Emily, and
	a great groundhog killer.  she'd dig right down in the hole
	after them. 

	very sad.


12.6232SMURF::MSCANLONalliaskofmyselfisthatiholdtogetherTue Jul 25 1995 13:3428
    re: .6227
    
    Gee, I thought it was "Sucker!".  I evidently have an
    invisible sign (to humans) over my front door:
    
    "Are you sick? Homeless? Hungry?  Need medical attention?
    Well, step up to the front door and look pathetic! This
    lady can't turn an animal away!"
    
    re: .6228
    
    I have two lucky vets  - one for the cats and one for
    the ferrets.  And *I've* been very lucky, they're both
    angels - Dr. Anderson at Merrmack Veterinary Hosp. cares
    for the cats and Dr. Dutton at Weare Animal Hops. tends
    my ferrets.
    
    Of course a lot of the precriptions I've used go to CVS,
    which is interesting, since they also know me quite well
    (monthly refills).  The first one was for childrens'
    antibiotic for the (then) kittens:  "Perscription for
    Rocky Scanlon?  Your kid is named Rocky!?"  "No, that's the
    cat."  "You're getting children's medicine for the cat!!?"
    We've also had Valium for Misha, and amoxicillan for Moki,
    Rommel, Belle, Red and Mips.   Not to mention the over the
    counters - Chlortrimeton, Immodium A-D, Children's Triaminic
    and Neosinephrin (sp?).   I'm sure my pharmacist thinks I'm
    certifiable.   
12.6233SMURF::MSCANLONalliaskofmyselfisthatiholdtogetherTue Jul 25 1995 13:4111
    re .6229
    
    I did NOT name the ferret (who, by the way, probably due to a
    careless error on the part of his former owner, also answers
    to "General" :-}).  All my ferrets are adopted.  Cleo came with her
    name.  The second ferret's name we changed because her first 
    owners called her "Psycho".  She's Jenny.  Rommel's name we
    left despite misgivings since we adopted him as a senior ferret
    (he's somewhere between 4-7, which is "up there" for a ferret)
    and felt changing his name might confuse him. We mostly refer
    to him as "The General".    
12.6234NETCAD::WOODFORDIndecision Is Key To FlexibilityTue Jul 25 1995 13:4422
    
    
    TTHT: Being sick and being here. :(  Upset tummy and fever.
    I think I'll go home early if I can get alot of work done
    this morning.
    
    
    Mary-Michael...sorry to hear about your pet problems. :(  I know
    how I would feel if it was one of my kitties.  They are part of 
    the family.
    
    Di....That's such bad news about the dog.  I hate it when animals
    pass away.  Too many people don't realize that the loss of a pet
    IS the loss of a loved one. :(
    
    
    Another TTHT:  All the TTHT's
    
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.6235DECLNE::REESEToreDown,I'mAlmostLevelW/theGroundTue Jul 25 1995 14:306
    TTHT,
    
    Seeing Di's note about a friend losing a Dobie; there was mention
    of someone with a sick Dobie in Canine last week.  Name escapes me,
    but it's usually a tear-jerker when I come across those notes :-(
    
12.6236PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BTue Jul 25 1995 14:376
   .6235  Emily was once shot in the neck, so when she got excited, she
	  would wheeze like crazy - it was kind of sad and humorous at the
	  same time.  She had seizures on occasion, and that's what killed
	  her Sunday.  A super-affectionate dog who wriggled her little
	  butt uncontrollably whenever visitors appeared.
12.6237MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuaryTue Jul 25 1995 14:4522
    
    RE: .6235

    let me start by expressing my (sincere) sorrow for those with sick
    and/or dead canines, before heading off on this tangent:

    my friend charles tells of an acquaintance who owned several
    dobermans. to toughen the dogs up (i.e., make them as mean
    as possible), the owner would attach a steak to the end of
    a fishing line, cast the line into the pen where the dogs
    were kept, and then slowly reel the line in as the dogs
    attacked/devoured the steak. the first time charles witnessed
    this spectacle, he asked the owner what he was doing.
    the owner replied, "trolling for dobies".

    charles immortalized this phrase by making it the title for a
    hot jazz/prog-rock composition... quite a dandy piece really.
    it's on the "cypher in holes" record by charles carpenter.

    and now _you_ know the story...

    -b
12.6238must be the week for petsTIS::HAMBURGERREMEMBER NOVEMBER: FREEDOM COUNTSTue Jul 25 1995 14:546
A TTHT, really really s*cks:

Having to have my dog put down today.  bummer!

Amos
12.6239GOOEY::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Tue Jul 25 1995 14:5610
    
    
    	TTHT    *not* having a good morning.  got up late.  spilled
    		the cat's water dish. forgot half my lunch and had 
    		to go back and get it.  almost got into an accident
    		this morning - a car, two in front me, slams on his 
    		brakes to let a flock of wild turkeys cross the road.
    		(I have no problems with the stopping, just the 
    		 consequences therafter)
    		
12.6240SMURF::MSCANLONalliaskofmyselfisthatiholdtogetherTue Jul 25 1995 14:564
    re: .6238
    
    I am so sorry. A pet is a family member, and the loss is
    very painful.  My sympathies.
12.6241GOOEY::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Tue Jul 25 1995 15:144
    
    
    	I'm sorry Amos.  =(
    
12.6242NETCAD::WOODFORDIndecision Is Key To FlexibilityTue Jul 25 1995 15:159
    
    
    Bummer! :(  All this sad stuff today. :(  It's making me feel worse.
    
    
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.6243WMOIS::GIROUARD_CTue Jul 25 1995 15:386
    sorry to hear that Amos...
    
    my own TTHT... QMI is auditing my Business today, tomorrow, and the
    next...
    
    then i make my escape for Ogunquit, Me on Friday (2 weeks!)
12.6244SX4GTO::OLSONDoug Olson, ISVETS Palo AltoTue Jul 25 1995 16:184
    Got the news last night that a friend had suffered a heart attack
    mowing the lawn Saturday and died Saturday night.  He was only 51.
    
    DougO
12.6245GOOEY::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Tue Jul 25 1995 17:124
    
    
    	Gack.  My dad is 51.
    
12.6246LJSRV2::KALIKOWHi-ho! Yow! I'm surfing Arpanet!Tue Jul 25 1995 17:142
    Yeesh.  Kids, both of 'em.
    
12.6247SPSEG::COVINGTONWhen the going gets weird...Tue Jul 25 1995 17:292
    Gak. My dad is 60 and exercises frequently.  At least he stopped
    running marathons. Too hot in the South for such nonsense.
12.6248MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuaryTue Jul 25 1995 17:324
    
    ttht: a coke machine that only has pepsi in it!
    
    -b
12.6250SPSEG::COVINGTONWhen the going gets weird...Tue Jul 25 1995 17:351
    One too many.
12.6251WAHOO::LEVESQUEcontents under pressureTue Jul 25 1995 17:531
    TTHT: spontaneous defrosting of the upright freezer in the garage
12.6252MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Tue Jul 25 1995 18:103
TTHT:
    Not having made it to the ZKO Cafeteria today, apparently.

12.6253BIGQ::SILVADiabloTue Jul 25 1995 18:3711
| <<< Note 12.6216 by CSLALL::HENDERSON "Learning to lean" >>>


| I love it as well, but 3 games this week is a bit much, considering
| the schedule I have this week..but, I'll have fun..

	Jim.... you know what's cool about this line? You stated it, and then
lived it with that great-almost-made-the-final-cut-for-ESPN catch! Way to go!


Glen
12.6254CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanTue Jul 25 1995 19:2222
>    >Hmm, 3AM, eh Dick..I had a call at ~3AM from #1 son..
    
 >    You've certainly had your travails with that one...



    Yep.  Appara he had been drinking prior to the accident.  I don't 
    know if he got charged, though I know the cops lifted his license.  I don't
    believe what my son tells me anyway..

    I went with him to court today for a domestic abuse charge..guilty, with
    a $1000 fine all but 200 suspended.  Why they didn't throw him in jail
    I don't know.  The judge wanted to issue an order that they stay apart,
    but his girlfriend insisted she wants to move back in :-(


    He's ok after the accident..just pretty banged up.



 Jim
12.6255DECLNE::REESEToreDown,I'mAlmostLevelW/theGroundTue Jul 25 1995 19:414
    Gak, I'm 51.  I KNEW there was a good reason for me to pay someone
    else to mow my lawn.
    
    
12.6256NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Jul 25 1995 19:452
Lawnmowing is generally not a very stressful activity.  You're more likely
to suffer a fatal heart attack noting in the 'box.  Hope this helps.
12.6257POBOX::BATTISGR8D8B8Tue Jul 25 1995 19:482
    
    well Gerald, tell that to DougO.
12.6258re .6256LJSRV2::KALIKOWHi-ho! Yow! I'm surfing Arpanet!Tue Jul 25 1995 19:535
    THAT is the single most ASININE thing I have ever read.  Why you
    ***complete addlebrained Neanderthal,*** you poor excuse for a sentient
    organism -- the very thought of such uninformed twaddle as yours being
    broadcast for FREE over our precious, limited network resources, to
    WASTE the precious TIME of our HIGHLY PAID professional STAFF, is enou
12.6259NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Jul 25 1995 19:544
Obviously people have fatal heart attacks during all kinds of activities,
and it's tragic.  But unlike, say, shoveling snow, mowing your lawn generally
doesn't require you to be in shape.  Unless you're using a manual mower on
a large hilly lawn, perhaps.
12.6260POBOX::BATTISGR8D8B8Tue Jul 25 1995 19:573
    
    I would be curious to know, who has more heart attacks, men mowing
    their lawns, or men having sex?? Me bets, the sex will win hands down.
12.6261NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Jul 25 1995 19:581
It usually does.  In fact, four out of five men prefer sex to mowing the lawn.
12.6262MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuaryTue Jul 25 1995 20:0111
    >THAT is the single most ASININE thing I have ever read.  Why you
    >***complete addlebrained Neanderthal,*** you poor excuse for a sentient
    >organism -- the very thought of such uninformed twaddle as yours being
    >broadcast for FREE over our precious, limited network resources, to
    >WASTE the precious TIME of our HIGHLY PAID professional STAFF, is enou

    phew. good think i checked the title line; for a minute there,
    i was sure mr. topaz was on my case again about my restaurant
    selections...
    
    -b
12.6263NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Jul 25 1995 20:032
No, it was just the late Dr. Dan.  You know, the guy who misspelled
restaurateur in HUMANE::DIGITAL.
12.6264POLAR::RICHARDSONPainful But YummyTue Jul 25 1995 20:032
    There's always one in every crowd. I suppose the fifth guy might be
    tempted to watch a movie called "Lawn Boy" instead of mowing the lawn.
12.6265PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BTue Jul 25 1995 20:043
 .6263  geez, are you on a mission or what?

12.6266MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuaryTue Jul 25 1995 20:056
    re: .6263
    
    he's lucky; he might have received the death penalty had
    he commited the same faux pas in ::ASKENET.
    
    -b
12.6267CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanTue Jul 25 1995 20:5916


 Called the police dept where son had accident last night. "can you tell
 me what happened", I queried, "you should ask your son", replied the man
 in blue.."He told me it was a minor skidding accident".  "I suggest you
 talk to your son, or come get a copy of the report", said he.  "can you
 tell me if there was more to it than a simple slipping on sand acci?"
 "It was indeed more than that", said he..



 "Does your son have insurance on the motorcycle?", he asked. "no", said I.


 I pray no one was hurt.
12.6268DECLNE::REESEToreDown,I'mAlmostLevelW/theGroundTue Jul 25 1995 22:027
    Well, I guess it's safe to say Nelson Rockefeller wasn't mowing his
    lawn :-)
    
    TTHT:  Temp outside 6PM 102 degrees (I don't want to think about the
    heat index.  First time I've preferred staying at work to leaving.
    
    
12.6269Too bad I can relate to a lot of your tales of woe!TROOA::TRP109::Chrisskipping the light fandangoTue Jul 25 1995 23:0817
Boy Jim - I sure hope that telling us about your son in here
helps to vent some of the frustration you must feel. I have
a cousin who has caused her parents a great deal of grief
(drugs, booze, dropping out of school, etc etc) and I think
she is *finally* growing out of it. Don't know what this girl
is going to do with her life - she just turned 26 and has a
Grade 8 education.  She had to have one of her legs amputed
just below the knee a couple of years ago because it got
caught between a motorcycle and a car.  The insurance pays her
about $12,000 a year and she's living rent-free in her own
basement apartment and since the accident has not lifted one
finger to support herself.  The insurance runs out in just over
10 years.  Signs of hope (I guess) - she has just received her 
"body piercing" license and already has a fairly large 
clientele.  Who knows how long the fad will last, but at least
she's making some money and doesn't seem to be blowing it up
her nose!  Hope the situation with you improves   ;-\
12.6270re .6263 :-) :-)LJSRV2::KALIKOWHi-ho! Yow! I'm surfing Arpanet!Tue Jul 25 1995 23:2810
    restaurateur
    
    Per my brand-spandy-new American Heritage Dictionary, 3rd edition:
    
    "also, 
    
    restauranteur"
    
    nntatm
    
12.6271CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenWed Jul 26 1995 00:5312
    a TTHT and a TTWA that is also a TTHT....
    
    Still being here at 8:55 with blue ink all over me and the promise of a
    repeat session each night this week.
    
    TTWA, just how long does a scotch hangover last anyway and just how
    long does it take for the "I smoked a cigar last night" feeling take to
    leave?  
    
    Brian, still "enjoying" the remnants of both :-(. 
    
    
12.6272DEVLPR::DKILLORANThe Lecher... ;-&gt; Wed Jul 26 1995 02:0113
    
    Brian,

    The scotch hangover will last usually one day.  Unless you had a REAL
    GOOD TIME, in which case two days...  Try oxygen, I hear it'll cure it.

    Unfortunately nothing short of Drain-o will remove the taste of
    CEEEGARS...

    :-)
    Dan


12.6273POLAR::RICHARDSONPainful But YummyWed Jul 26 1995 02:062
    A good night of long moist rogering might help remove the taste of
    cigars.
12.6274STATUS::COVINGTONWhen the going gets weird...Wed Jul 26 1995 02:402
    Oxygen does work to remove the nausea of a hangover...
    The fuzzy brain effect lingers a while, tho.
12.6275The Desert FoxMKOTS3::CASHMONa kind of human gom jabbarWed Jul 26 1995 06:4222
    
    re .6229, Gerald:
    
    I hate to nitpick on what was obviously a joke, BUT...
    
    Field Marshal Rommel was not a Nazi.  He was a German soldier, 
    fighting for his homeland and his people.  In fact, Rommel was forced
    to commit suicide after the Nazis discovered his participation in
    the failed Von Stauffenberg plot to assassinate Hitler.
    
    The Desert Fox was one of very few leaders of the war to have
    the respect and admiration of Axis and Allies alike.  He had no 
    political ambitions, and certainly no love for the Nazis.  Truly
    a tragic and heroic character, and I hate to see his name dragged
    through the dirt, even in jest.
    
    Now, if you had said, "Mary-Michael, are all your pets named after
    German Field Marshals?" then that would be different.  ;-)
    
    
    Rob 
    
12.6276Help me, I'm melting...MKOTS3::CASHMONa kind of human gom jabbarWed Jul 26 1995 06:5218
    
    TTHT:
    
    This horrible heat and humidity that will be with us in the
    Northeast for the next few days.  Aaaarrrggghh...
    
    It's always around this time of year when I start pining for the
    fjords.  I have GOT to look into moving up above the Arctic Circle.
    Does anyone have the number of a good real estate agent in 
    Greenland?  Ah, the North Frigid Zone.  That's the life for me.
    
    
    Signed, 
    
    The sad and sweaty, hot and bothered Rob
    
    
    
12.6277WMOIS::GIROUARD_CWed Jul 26 1995 10:1916
    while Rommel may have commanded some respect from his opponents 
    he was still part of the warmongering Nazi regime. a duty he
    embraced with great enthusiasm.
    
    he was not not defending the Fatherland but was a part of the overall
    plan of an aggressor nation to conquer the world and opress 
    millions of people. 
    
    a greater man would not have fulfilled his duty in the service of a
    bunch of murderous psychopaths.
    
    a brilliant general and tactician, absolutely. a man whose convictions
    to move on an immoral situation came to light, yes. a brave man, but
    let's keep the w-h-o-l-e thing in perspective.
    
    
12.6278GAVEL::JANDROWFriendsRtheFamilyUChooseForYourselfWed Jul 26 1995 12:0826
    
    tthln:  
    #1	on the drive home, just about 1/2 way there, the traffic comes
    to a complete halt.  both lanes, barely moving.  car heating up.  me
    getting nervous that it is going to overheat.  no a/c.  no air blowing
    in the windows.  the clock still ticking.  i have to be at school by 5. 
    35 or so minutes later, we find out the problem...states closed down
    one lane to bridge painting could be done...is this really a necessity
    during peak driving hours????  i never made it to school.  i was still
    on route 2 at 5...
    
    #2	i somehow managed to let myself watch rescue 911 last nite.  i
    normally don't let myself do so, but something looked interesting and i
    stopped surfing...and i happened again...like it always does...the tear
    ducts got a fairly decent workout...
    
    #3	in the middle of the nite (well, it was either 2:15 or 2:45...) i
    was woken up by the searing pain of a charlie horse in my right calf. 
    this sucker was a doozy...one of the worst i have ever had...just
    couldn't straighten it out.  if any of the neighbors were up, i am
    surprised no one called the cops...it probably sounded like i was being
    beaten...and i spent the next 45 minutes or so trying to relax my leg
    so that it wouldn't involuntarily cramp up again...and now, it is nice
    and sore...
    
    
12.6280POBOX::BATTISGR8D8B8Wed Jul 26 1995 12:352
    
    <----  similar to sex on the grass, no doubt Don
12.6281SHRCTR::BRENNANWed Jul 26 1995 12:379
    
    RE:  .6278  #2
    
    I saw that too.  Very tear jerking...
    
    TTHT:  This flippin heat!  Makes me cranky and my hair
    	   goes crazy!  *8^(
    
    
12.6282POBOX::BATTISGR8D8B8Wed Jul 26 1995 13:253
    
    Erwin Rommell was a great tactician, until he met up with George S
    Patton. As Patton once said, " I read your book Rommell"
12.6283NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Jul 26 1995 13:448
>           Signs of hope (I guess) - she has just received her 
>"body piercing" license and already has a fairly large 
>clientele.  Who knows how long the fad will last, but at least
>she's making some money and doesn't seem to be blowing it up
>her nose!

From blowing it up her nose to making holes in other peoples' noses!
Ain't America grand!
12.6284BIGQ::SILVADiabloWed Jul 26 1995 13:5710


	My car would give me problems when it rained. It would like to stall
the first time you take it out. It would do this for a while. But if you pulled
it over, let it sit for a while, it was fine. It has now started to do this in
the humidity...... 


Glen
12.6285WAHOO::LEVESQUEcontents under pressureWed Jul 26 1995 14:073
     The freezer has <r.o.> the bed. Had to cook up a bunch of chicken and
    pork last night. Steak tonight, veal is going to my parents. Plus we
    made a 16 qt batch of chili which needs freezing...
12.6286SMURF::BINDERNight's candles are burnt out.Wed Jul 26 1995 14:087
    ttht.
    
    Walking into ZK3 a respectable distance behind a woman who was trailing
    a perfume slick so heavy I could still smell it after she'd gone up two
    flights of stairs.
    
    Blech.
12.6287WAHOO::LEVESQUEcontents under pressureWed Jul 26 1995 14:091
     It's her chum slick, Dick.
12.6288SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Wed Jul 26 1995 14:133
    
    Whatdya expect from someone who's trolling??
    
12.6289LJSRV2::KALIKOWHi-ho! Yow! I'm surfing Arpanet!Wed Jul 26 1995 14:153
    TTLT:  The past few TTHT's.  Brings to mind many James Bond boox where
    chum is flung on the ocean, to gory effect.  Wonderful metaphor!!
    
12.6290CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanWed Jul 26 1995 14:1619



>	My car would give me problems when it rained. It would like to stall
>the first time you take it out. It would do this for a while. But if you pulled
>it over, let it sit for a while, it was fine. It has now started to do this in
>the humidity...... 



 Keep a can of Wire Dryer or WD40 handy.  Spray the ignition wires.  It should
 crank right up.  I had a Ford that used to do this in humidity.





 Jim
12.6291BIGQ::SILVADiabloWed Jul 26 1995 14:224

	How long does that stuff last? I sprayed about 2 months ago. I'll give
it another shot tonight! Thanks Jim!
12.6292LJSRV2::KALIKOWHi-ho! Yow! I'm surfing Arpanet!Wed Jul 26 1995 14:248
    To mark a territory, about a week.
    
    To keep a wire dry, about an hour.
    
    I should think.
    
    (yes, I *should*!)
    
12.6293SPSEG::COVINGTONWhen the going gets weird...Wed Jul 26 1995 14:277
    Re: car not starting/stalling in rainy/humid weather
    
    Check your distributor cap. Chances are it's cracked, or the
    gasket/seal around it is bad. A hairline crack (slowly growing larger)
    fits the problems you describe pretty well.
    
    Cheer up, they're only about $15 at Auto Palace or NAPA.
12.6294BIGQ::SILVADiabloWed Jul 26 1995 14:3110

	They are $45 dollars, cuz they only have the ones with the wires
attached. I had already bought one, and installed it. The coil is under the
cap, and I couldn't figure out how to get the old one off. 

	Now, you mentioned the seal..... what can be done about that?


Glen
12.6295SPSEG::COVINGTONWhen the going gets weird...Wed Jul 26 1995 14:367
    coil as in ignition coil? under the cap? hmm...stranger things I've not
    yet seen. Maybe you mean condenser?
    
    As for the seal, examine the area where the cap seals against the
    distributor body. There should be some kind of a good seal
    there...maybe rubber, maybe not. If you just bought a new cap, the seal
    probably should have come with it.
12.6296CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanWed Jul 26 1995 14:3617





>	How long does that stuff last? I sprayed about 2 months ago. I'll give
>it another shot tonight! Thanks Jim!


  I used to have to spray mine each morning, or if it had been sitting in the
 parking lot for a long time, particularly on a cold, humid day (like today ;-)




 Jim
12.6297CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanWed Jul 26 1995 14:3711



 Yes, I meant to mention the distributor cap..start there, then check the wires,
 etc.  I ultimately replaced all of this on the Ford.




 Jim
12.6298DEVLPR::DKILLORANIt ain't easy, bein' sleezy!Wed Jul 26 1995 14:408
    
    Back quite a few.....
    Mark, I'll be glad to take care of the Chili for you....
    
    Where are you...?
    
    :-)
    Dan
12.6299SMURF::MSCANLONalliaskofmyselfisthatiholdtogetherWed Jul 26 1995 14:5410
    re: .6275, .6277
    
    
    I have read these notes to Rommel.  He disavows any knowledge
    of these activites and insists the only thing he has ever
    stalked and captured is "Sockie".
    
    And he's such a sweet faced little ferret I believe him.
    
    :-) :-) :-)
12.6300Fix the problem, don't treat the symptom ...BRITE::FYFEWed Jul 26 1995 14:569
>	My car would give me problems when it rained. It would like to stall
>the first time you take it out. It would do this for a while. But if you pulled
>it over, let it sit for a while, it was fine. It has now started to do this in
>the humidity...... 

On a warm night, pop the hood, start the engine, and spray a mist of water over
various parts of the engine. Look for the light show. If you find it, fix it.

hope this helps :-)
12.6301BIGQ::SILVADiabloWed Jul 26 1995 15:0121
| <<< Note 12.6295 by SPSEG::COVINGTON "When the going gets weird..." >>>

| coil as in ignition coil? under the cap? hmm...stranger things I've not
| yet seen. Maybe you mean condenser?

	Coil! I looked everywhere for the ting, and I took it back to the place
I bought the coil (which is square) and asked them to show me where the damn
thing is! It was under the distributer cap. I have no wire from the middle of
the cap going anywhere. There is a stem there, but the hole isn't present.

| As for the seal, examine the area where the cap seals against the distributor 
| body. There should be some kind of a good seal there...maybe rubber, maybe 
| not. If you just bought a new cap, the seal probably should have come with it.

	It was a hunk of plastic, no rubber. The distributer is metal. No seal.
I don't ever remember seeing one before on any car I owned, but then again, I
had always owned Chryslers. :-)  What would be a good sealant to use to put on
the cap? Something that won't cause problems down the road.....


Glen
12.6302BIGQ::SILVADiabloWed Jul 26 1995 15:0110
| <<< Note 12.6296 by CSLALL::HENDERSON "Learning to lean" >>>



| I used to have to spray mine each morning, or if it had been sitting in the
| parking lot for a long time, particularly on a cold, humid day (like today ;-)


	HEY! That sounds like my car all the way!!! Sitting around... it's a
gonner!
12.6303BIGQ::SILVADiabloWed Jul 26 1995 15:028
| <<< Note 12.6300 by BRITE::FYFE >>>


| On a warm night, pop the hood, start the engine, and spray a mist of water over
| various parts of the engine. Look for the light show. If you find it, fix it.

	That's a very good idea..... then I can see what the heck is a
happening...... very smart man you are Mr. Fyfe! :-)
12.6306NETCAD::WOODFORDIndecision Is Key To FlexibilityWed Jul 26 1995 15:2512
    
    
    
    TTHT:  The spark plugs for my car are not available on
    the open market yet, requiring me to purchase them from
    the dealership itself. (Platnum)  I figured, oh great, they
    will probably be $5-$6 each.  WRONG!  Try $9.50 EACH!!!! :(
    
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.6307WAHOO::LEVESQUEcontents under pressureWed Jul 26 1995 15:332
    Why are you buying new plugs already? They should last scores of
    thousands of miles.
12.6308NETCAD::WOODFORDIndecision Is Key To FlexibilityWed Jul 26 1995 15:357
    
    
    
    Mark....I've got 53,000 miles on the car...the plugs are
    only rated to 60,000.  Have you forgotten that I average
    900 miles a WEEK? :*)
    
12.6309MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Jul 26 1995 15:425
>    900 miles a WEEK

Where on earth do you drive from, Terrie? I thought my commute was bad at
400 a week.

12.6310Travelin' WomanLUNER::FINTMEWed Jul 26 1995 15:445
    
    900 miles a week!  How far do you travel for work?  
    
    Mickey
    
12.6311NETCAD::WOODFORDIndecision Is Key To FlexibilityWed Jul 26 1995 15:4513
    
    
    Live in West Bridgewater, MA...(about 15 minutes from Plymouth
                                                        Plantation.)
    Work in Littleton, MA (30 minutes from Hampton Beach, NH)
    
    
    
    75-90 minute commute one-way.
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.6312NETCAD::WOODFORDIndecision Is Key To FlexibilityWed Jul 26 1995 15:4711
    
    
    Oh, and I get an oil change every four weeks.  The guy at Jiffy Lube
    gives me a quantity discount and calls me by my first name now. :*)
    Last time I went in he changed the windshield wipers and didn't charge
    me for them. :*)
    
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.6313GOOEY::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Wed Jul 26 1995 15:556
    
    	TTHT  (and all this week)
    
    	Not being able to sleep because of the (r.o.) humidity.
    	I wake up an average of 3 times a night.  yawn.
    
12.6314MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Jul 26 1995 15:551
Zowie! You rack up some serious hours behind the wheel.
12.6315clean 'em and reuse 'em.VMSNET::M_MACIOLEKFour54 Camaro/Only way to flyWed Jul 26 1995 15:574
    See if the jiffy lube man will clean your plugs for you and file the
    electrodes.  Cripes, when plugs costs .49 you just pitch 'em.
    at 9.50/pop this might be worth looking into.   What type of car
    is this BTW?
12.6316(since terrie hasn't answered yet... :> )GAVEL::JANDROWFriendsRtheFamilyUChooseForYourselfWed Jul 26 1995 16:006
    
    
    she's got a fairly new toyota camry.
    
    
    
12.6317NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Jul 26 1995 16:041
Jack, Mont Vernon to ZKO racks up 400 miles a week?
12.6318NETCAD::WOODFORDCan't come too soon!Wed Jul 26 1995 16:0513
    
    
    
    Ah yes, thanks Raq.  I'd run up to the cafe for some gerbil food.
    
    
    Yes, I rack up hours and miles.  It grates on the nerves after a while.
    And, yes I bought a Toyota Camry this past October.
    
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.6319SUBPAC::SADINWe the people?Wed Jul 26 1995 16:056
    
    	Cracked head on my Escort. At least I managed to find one for $200
    in a scrap yard...(a miracle from what others tell me).
    
    
    jim
12.6320NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Jul 26 1995 16:071
You cracked the head on an escort?  Don't let her pimp find you!
12.6321NETCAD::WOODFORDCan't come too soon!Wed Jul 26 1995 16:0810
    
    
    
    Bummer Cheeks. :(
    
    
    
    
    Gerald, that was bad! :*)
    
12.6322MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Jul 26 1995 16:144
The ZKO-Mont Vernon run is about 26-30 miles one-way depending on the route.
By the time I add in miscellaneous lunch hour trips and one or more trips
to TAY2 during the week, it averages out to around 400.

12.6323POLAR::RICHARDSONPainful But YummyWed Jul 26 1995 16:171
    You're lucky it isn't 500.
12.6324But I handle the disappointment okay.SMURF::BINDERNight's candles are burnt out.Wed Jul 26 1995 16:172
    You're lucky to have such a long commute, Jack.  My commute is a piddly
    75 miles a week.
12.6325SPSEG::COVINGTONWhen the going gets weird...Wed Jul 26 1995 16:173
    When I started here, I was doing 100 miles, each way.
    
    I moved in three days. :)
12.6326MAIL2::CRANEWed Jul 26 1995 16:181
    I do 80 miles a day.
12.6327POLAR::RICHARDSONPainful But YummyWed Jul 26 1995 16:201
    Are those dog miles or people miles?
12.6328NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Jul 26 1995 16:211
I do 13 miles a day, and somebody else does the other 63.
12.6329And ta think I coulda gone via ConnecticutMOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Jul 26 1995 16:214
Well, back in '77 when I joined the company, I commuted from a town
southwest of Utica, New York, to Hudson, NH, for a month.

'Course, I only made the trip once a week, but . . . 
12.6330Speaking of Connecticut...SMURF::BINDERNight's candles are burnt out.Wed Jul 26 1995 16:2410
    .6329
    
    From the Curmudgeon's Dictioanry:
    
        commuter  n.  An individual who lives, for example, in Connecticut
        and travails daily to a job, for example, in New York. Some, upon
        realizing the folly of this arrangement, will take up residence in
        New York; statistics indicate that such a move is almost invariably
        followed by a transfer to a job in New Jersey or, more usually,
        Connecticut.
12.6331POLAR::RICHARDSONPainful But YummyWed Jul 26 1995 16:243
    |'Course, I only made the trip once a week, but . . .
    
    As luck would have it.
12.6332NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Jul 26 1995 16:281
I've heard of people who commute from Israel to the U.S. once every week or two.
12.6333POLAR::RICHARDSONPainful But YummyWed Jul 26 1995 16:291
    ugh!
12.6334SMURF::MSCANLONalliaskofmyselfisthatiholdtogetherWed Jul 26 1995 16:308
    Mine's about 100 miles a week now.  I miss working in MK2.
    When I did, my commute was 10 miles a week, including
    a trip home and back for lunch every day.  That can get
    real comfy.
    
    Mary-Michael
    
    
12.6335NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Jul 26 1995 16:303
>    ugh!

Onondaga's back.
12.6336NETCAD::WOODFORDCan't come too soon!Wed Jul 26 1995 16:3115
    
    
    Well, if you count my side trips to stop for coffee and gas in the
    morning, plus dropping off and picking up the kids from the sitter's
    house, my total commute, round trip, it approx. 155 miles.  Then you
    need to add trips to my parent's, his parents, the grocery store, the
    mall, the movies, the beach, etc. etc. etc.
    
    When I bought my car in October it had 18,000 miles on it.  Now, 9
    months later, it has 53,000.  You do the math.  That's alot of driving.
    
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.6337GAVEL::JANDROWFriendsRtheFamilyUChooseForYourselfWed Jul 26 1995 16:3217
    
    >Bummer Cheeks. 
    
    i had to read that tiwce.... :> 
    
    when i first started working for dec, i was commuting from brockton to
    shrewsbury.  the miles were high, but the time wasn't too bad cuz
    practially no one was on the road at 6:30 in the morning.  afternoons
    were a pain tho...especially on saturdays and sundays driving down
    route 9 in natick/framingham about 3:30...  6 months later, i moved
    to dudley and had a 20 minute commute.  it was great.  then i got the
    job here and that went to a 55+ mile commute each way...
    
    now i only have about a 35minute commute.  execpt on days like
    yesterday...
    
    
12.6338NETCAD::WOODFORDCan't come too soon!Wed Jul 26 1995 16:324
    
    
    Oh, that was 155 miles per day, not per week.
    
12.6339CBHVAX::CBHLager LoutWed Jul 26 1995 16:387
When I started working for Philips, it was an 85 mile round trip to
work.  Then they contracted me to the Inland Revenue, so it was a
320 mile round trip, fortunately not daily!  (Well, not always).  Then
we got shifted to Welwyn, so it was a 50 mile round trip.  Now I work
from home, I barely have to move from my bed!

Chris.
12.6340Can you follow this paragraph??? Is it one??? :*)NETCAD::WOODFORDCan't come too soon!Wed Jul 26 1995 16:3819
    
    
    Raq,  Kinda did the same thing when we moved from Millville to
    Worcester because of Alan's job.  Three weeks after we moved,
    he got the job offer he'd been waiting six months for...in
    W. Bridgewater.  We only had one car, so he would drive me here 
    from Worcester, then drive to W. Bridgewater from here.  We did that 
    until our lease ran out, one year, then moved to W. Bridgewater
    because I was contracting to DEC at the time, and was planning on
    leaving at the end of my contract.  I figured I could handle the
    commute for two short months.  That was over a year ago.  
    
    
    My one year anniversary with Digital, as a real employee, is the 
    day I leave for vacation.  :*)
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.6341Shorter GOOD!LUNER::FINTMEWed Jul 26 1995 16:4012
    
    I used to travel 120 round trip (daily) Concord NH to Woburn Field Service.
    
    Last three years 60 round trip Dracut to Maynard
    
    Starting August 21st 14 round trip Dracut to Salem NH  
    
    
    Terrie, good luck with your driving..... its too much for me. I'm
    getting old
    
    Mickey
12.6342TROOA::COLLINSCareful! That sponge has corners!Wed Jul 26 1995 16:4212
    
    I was going to say that we should start a commuting topic, but this
    topic is fairly appropriate for the discussion.  :^)
    
    By choosing to live along the subway line, my commute to work via
    transit take 20 minutes each way.
    
    Inner city living has its advantages.
    
    While my co-workers are still steaming home along the 401, I'm on
    my second beer.
    
12.6343POLAR::RICHARDSONPainful But YummyWed Jul 26 1995 16:421
    Are they really round trips, or are they more like back and forth trips?
12.6344SPSEG::COVINGTONWhen the going gets weird...Wed Jul 26 1995 16:432
    Leaving work to go to the airport:
    8 miles, 30 minutes.
12.6345NETCAD::WOODFORDCan't come too soon!Wed Jul 26 1995 16:434
    
    
    The way I drive, I'd have that 8 miles covered in 7.2 minutes. :*)
    
12.6346CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanWed Jul 26 1995 16:465



 I drive about 45 miles/day back and forth to woik.
12.6347POLAR::RICHARDSONPainful But YummyWed Jul 26 1995 16:471
    What would that be if it was a round trip?
12.6348SUBPAC::SADINWe the people?Wed Jul 26 1995 16:497
    
    
    	my round trip every day is about 60miles, which ain't all that bad.
    I'd like to live a bit closer, but I couldn't afford the rent out here.
    
    
    jim
12.6349NETCAD::WOODFORDCan't come too soon!Wed Jul 26 1995 16:496
    
    
    Nope, it's a round trip.  The exit ramps make a circle, causing the
    length of the trip home to be approx. 2/10ths of a mile longer than the
    trip here.  :*)
    
12.6351NETCAD::WOODFORDCan't come too soon!Wed Jul 26 1995 16:516
    
    
    You live in a nice area though Jim, and wouldn't that
    make you further away from Lisa's family if you moved
    closer to work?
    
12.6352POLAR::RICHARDSONPainful But YummyWed Jul 26 1995 16:511
    You can always count on Don to throw a curve at us.
12.6353POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of PerditionWed Jul 26 1995 16:525
    
    I like having my own house, but my old commute to MSO2 couldn't be beat
    - I lived about 1.5 miles away, down by the May Ling 8^).
    
    
12.6354DEVLPR::DKILLORANIt ain't easy, bein' sleezy!Wed Jul 26 1995 16:535
    
    If it's a round trip, isn't it (2 * pi * R) long ?
    
    :-)
    Dan
12.6355POLAR::RICHARDSONPainful But YummyWed Jul 26 1995 16:551
    Depends if you fall on your face or not.
12.6356CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenWed Jul 26 1995 16:564
    RE: .6350
    
    On a macro scale possibly but in essence, they are undulating trips when 
    the topography local to the traveller is taken into consideration.   
12.6357NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Jul 26 1995 16:575
>    I like having my own house, but my old commute to MSO2 couldn't be beat
>    - I lived about 1.5 miles away, down by the May Ling 8^).

Your local post office must be very efficient if you can get to and from
work by mailing yourself.
12.6358SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Wed Jul 26 1995 17:189
    
    
    Played hoop at lunch...
    
    Nothing wanted to go in... :(
    
    
    At least I broke a sweat and got some sun...
    
12.6359POBOX::BATTISGR8D8B8Wed Jul 26 1995 17:216
    
    >> Played hoop at lunch.
    
    >> Nothing wanted to go in :-(
    
    That's what she said
12.6360SPSEG::COVINGTONWhen the going gets weird...Wed Jul 26 1995 17:226
    An extract of .6530: (this is fun stuff)
    
    Any trip...is...a round trip
           (except...for those that aren't).
    
    I love logic.
12.6361GOOEY::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Wed Jul 26 1995 17:249
    
    
    	Snicker...... left yourself wide open for that one Andy!  =)
    
    
    	My commute is 36 miles RT.  Used to be 5 miles but living
    	in downtown Nashua grated on my nerves.
    
    
12.6362CBHVAX::CBHLager LoutWed Jul 26 1995 17:244
He may have been referring to alternative types of trips, like LSD
induces ones, maaaan.

Chris.
12.6363SUBPAC::SADINWe the people?Wed Jul 26 1995 17:299
    
    	re: terrie
    
    	yes, I do live in a nice little town. Crime is low, family is close
    by, and the sportsman's club is right down the road. Tain't bad
    livin'...:)
    
    
    jim
12.6364SPSEG::COVINGTONWhen the going gets weird...Wed Jul 26 1995 17:293
    re .6362
    
    Right. Those are diagonal trips. Sometimes plaid.
12.6365Yes!SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Wed Jul 26 1995 17:3312
    
    re: .6359
    
    Mark,
    
     Since you didn't extract my remark verbatim (my :( vs. your :-( ),
    then it must be attributed to you.  
    
     Ergo, Judy's comment should be edited to reflect your name rather than
    mine....
    
      No?
12.6366:^PVMSNET::M_MACIOLEKFour54 Camaro/Only way to flyWed Jul 26 1995 17:355
    Ha, I don't want to piss on yer parade but I commute at 9600 baud.
    Cripes, I stayed up to watch the waco deal on c-span and crapped
    out at about 4am.  At 7:55 laura kicked my arse off the couch and
    I "went to work".  Took me 25 seconds.  Dang, I was almost late.
    Maybe you would benefit from this?
12.6367BIGQ::SILVADiabloWed Jul 26 1995 17:3812
| <<< Note 12.6313 by GOOEY::JUDY "That's *Ms. Bitch* to you!" >>>


| Not being able to sleep because of the (r.o.) humidity. I wake up an average 
| of 3 times a night.  yawn.

	I sleep real well raq...... but then I have a free air conditioner. :-)

	Btw, we took Bill out for his LAST meal today! 


Glen
12.6368BIGQ::SILVADiabloWed Jul 26 1995 17:396
| <<< Note 12.6319 by SUBPAC::SADIN "We the people?" >>>


| Cracked head on my Escort. 

	Jim.... is work THAT frustrating???? :-)
12.6369YippeVMSNET::M_MACIOLEKFour54 Camaro/Only way to flyWed Jul 26 1995 17:391
    I GOT ONE!
12.6370BIGQ::SILVADiabloWed Jul 26 1995 17:425

	I have a 60 mile round trip commute to work. It's fun to watch all the
traffic coming into Boston as I am leaving, and watching it leave while I am
coming back. I can live with that.... :-)
12.6371GAVEL::JANDROWFriendsRtheFamilyUChooseForYourselfWed Jul 26 1995 17:5710
    
    glen, re: you last note about the <r.o.> humidity...
    
    as much as i am in the same situation, i didn't right that note...
    
    but it is nice to know that i am on your mind... ;>;>
    
     
    (did you at least take him to mcdonald's or something??? ;>)
    
12.6372It would have been wrong for you to do so...SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Wed Jul 26 1995 18:026
    
    re: .6371
    
    >as much as i am in the same situation, i didn't right that note...
    
    
12.6373MAIL2::CRANEWed Jul 26 1995 18:063
    Just called Home Depot to find out about a 15,000 BTU air conditioner
    and was promptly told they don`t have any more but they just received a
    fresh load of snow blowers.
12.6374NETCAD::WOODFORDCan't come too soon!Wed Jul 26 1995 18:086
    
    
    
    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!  A sales rep with a sense of humor!
    Gotta love it!   :*)
    
12.6375MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuaryWed Jul 26 1995 18:1711
    
    ttht: an appointment with another lawyer because the first
          lawyer treated me like lady di's famous cow doots.
          i would, apparently, have been better off had i
          thrown myself into a wood chipper, rather than just
          breaking my wrist.
    
          i'm sure some of you are hoping i'm more thorough
          the next time... :-)
    
    -b
12.6376BIGQ::SILVADiabloWed Jul 26 1995 18:1910
| <<< Note 12.6371 by GAVEL::JANDROW "FriendsRtheFamilyUChooseForYourself" >>>


| as much as i am in the same situation, i didn't right that note...

	Wow..... sorry raq, sorry judy.... sigh..... i'll go away now....

| (did you at least take him to mcdonald's or something??? ;>)

	The hot dog stand! :-)  Nah.... we took him to the Royal Manderyn!
12.6377CBHVAX::CBHLager LoutWed Jul 26 1995 18:326
>    Ha, I don't want to piss on yer parade but I commute at 9600 baud.

well I don't want to piss on your chips, but my modem runs at 64000 baud,
and is permanently connected!

Chris$smug.
12.6378GAVEL::JANDROWFriendsRtheFamilyUChooseForYourselfWed Jul 26 1995 19:0510
    
    tth:  not catching my typo before the rest of you did...
    
    
    so sorry...
    
    
    (head hung in shame..)
    
    
12.6379GOOEY::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Wed Jul 26 1995 19:377
    
    
    	re: Glen
    
    
    	40 lashings with a wet noodle young man!  =)
    
12.6380But at least I got to go 150+ MPHROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150kts is TOO slow!Wed Jul 26 1995 19:386
re: .6306

Stop complaining.  That's about what I paid for plugs for my airplane, and
it takes TWO plugs/cylinder.

Bob
12.6381I can't do groovy graphics just yet.VMSNET::M_MACIOLEKFour54 Camaro/Only way to flyWed Jul 26 1995 19:402
    piss in me chips?  I step down from 28.8 cause the modem pool is
    only 9600.  
12.6382CBHVAX::CBHLager LoutWed Jul 26 1995 19:417
>    piss in me chips?  I step down from 28.8 cause the modem pool is
>    only 9600.  

hassle them to get some new ones then.  I get full TCP/IP and DeathNet
access (which is how I'm noting from here...)

Chris.
12.6383POWDML::CKELLYThe Proverbial Bad PennyThu Jul 27 1995 01:391
    my commute round trip is only a paltry 114 miles.  sigh.
12.6384POLAR::RICHARDSONPrepositional MasochistThu Jul 27 1995 01:491
    Ugh!
12.6385 Ugh! Zounds! TROOA::COLLINSCareful! That sponge has corners!Thu Jul 27 1995 01:523
    
    I'll see your "ugh", and raise you a "zounds".
    
12.6386MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Thu Jul 27 1995 01:522
Lucky, isn't she?

12.6387POLAR::RICHARDSONPrepositional MasochistThu Jul 27 1995 01:531
    Funny you should notice.
12.6388POWDML::CKELLYThe Proverbial Bad PennyThu Jul 27 1995 10:381
    yes, i'm quite lucky to count you gentlemen as friends :-)
12.6389GAVEL::JANDROWFriendsRtheFamilyUChooseForYourselfThu Jul 27 1995 12:355
    
    recording the wrong station last nite and missing the david letterman
    show's musical guest... :< :<
    
    
12.6390PSDV::SURRETTEThu Jul 27 1995 13:458
    
    re: 6388
    
    And here I thought the act of sucking up was 
    strictly limited to (certain) male noters!
    
    W.
    
12.6391POWDML::CKELLYThe Proverbial Bad PennyThu Jul 27 1995 13:471
    well, walter, ya can't always be the suckee :-)))))))
12.6392POLAR::RICHARDSONPrepositional MasochistThu Jul 27 1995 13:471
    Everyone is entitled to a crack at the Hoover Scale.
12.6393SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Thu Jul 27 1995 13:518
    
    RE: Commute...
    
     Pheeeeew!! 9 whole miles to work this morning!!! And I didn't shift
    gears on my bike once!!!
    
    :)
    
12.6394POWDML::CKELLYThe Proverbial Bad PennyThu Jul 27 1995 13:522
    I'm going to beat you, Andy.  Yes, I am.  Sunday at 10:00.  Be
    prepared.
12.6395CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenThu Jul 27 1995 13:5816
    RE: a bunch back and $9.00 for platinum plugs......
    
    Terrie, they can be had at K-Mart(s) et al for $7.56/4 pack.  The part
    number is Bosch 4101.  Your car is not that special to require dealer
    only acquired spark plugs.  This is just the 500% dealer ripoff er mark
    up.  Of course, you have to know how and possess the appropriate
    tools to install them.  If it is a V6 Camry, this may be difficult
    getting to the back ones.  If is is a 4 banger, they should be easy
    enough to access as a guess.  I went through this recently when the
    dealer installed spark plugs because I asked for a timing belt to be
    swapped.  I declined paying for the plugs or the belt they did not
    install but that's another story..... :-/.
    
    Brian
    
    
12.6396DEVLPR::DKILLORANIt ain't easy, bein' sleezy!Thu Jul 27 1995 14:005
    
    Brian, 
    You got that POS Ford running yet?
    
    Dan
12.6397SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Thu Jul 27 1995 14:0310
    
    re: .6394
    
    Ooooooooooooooooooo!!!!
    
    And Jack DelBlasto thought *HE* was a lucky man!!!!!!!
    
    
    :) :) :)
    
12.6398NETCAD::WOODFORDCan't come too soon!Thu Jul 27 1995 14:1015
    
    
    Well Brian, it's the 4 cylinder model.  How come K-Mart has them if
    fifteen different auto parts stores didn't.  Somehow I find it hard
    to fathom that you can get 4 PLATNUM plugs for $8.00.  I'm willing
    to bet you were looking at the copper ones.
    
    
    Oh, and my hubby has been working on cars, as a hobby and
    professionally, for many many years.  I'm not going to change
    the plugs and gap them myself when I have him to do it for me. :*)
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.6399NETCAD::WOODFORDCan't come too soon!Thu Jul 27 1995 14:114
    
    
    set up.
    
12.6400NETCAD::WOODFORDCan't come too soon!Thu Jul 27 1995 14:112
    snarf
    
12.6401CSOA1::LEECHDia do bheatha.Thu Jul 27 1995 14:211
    cheater!!
12.6402POBOX::BATTISGR8D8B8Thu Jul 27 1995 14:252
    
    <---- and this coming from you Steve?? Please
12.6403SPSEG::COVINGTONWhen the going gets weird...Thu Jul 27 1995 14:292
    No, Terrie...Bosch Platinums are about $2 each.
    Your dealer is just taking you for a ride...
12.6404CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenThu Jul 27 1995 14:298
    K-Mart, Fitchburg, MA, $7.56(+/- a very little, maybe $7.96) for Bosch 
    Platinum.  They were under $8.00 at any rate.  Bosch Super were 
    $3.96/pack of 4.  I looked up your car Terrie assuming it was a in the 
    95-92 model years.  You do not NEED the platinums BTW.  They will require 
    replacement earlier if you go with standard but your car will run okay 
    without them.  
    
    Brian
12.6405CSOA1::LEECHDia do bheatha.Thu Jul 27 1995 14:302
    I never admit it is a set note.  That and I always post interesting and
    informative comments in my .99's before nabbing the snarf.  8^)
12.6406GOOEY::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Thu Jul 27 1995 14:3117
    
    
    	TTHT
    
    	Finding out that the tape I made of the new Jovi CD and sent
    	to Raq so she could get a couple listens in before the show
    	Sunday was actually my Pearl Jam/Collective Soul tape that 
    	must have been on the coffee table next to the one I *should*
    	have sent!  eesh.
    
    	And you can watch my tape of Letterman on Sunday Raq.  Maybe
    	before we go to Shaw's to pack up the cooler.  =)
    
    	This just has *not* been a good week for me!
    
    	JJ
    
12.6407So I drove for one instead of drove for twelve....PERFOM::LICEA_KANEwhen it's comin' from the leftThu Jul 27 1995 15:264
    
    I should have replaced the batteries in the alarm clock last night.
    
    								-mr. bill
12.6408NETCAD::WOODFORDCan't come too soon!Thu Jul 27 1995 18:019
    
    
    I want the platinums.  They are much better, and last
    conciderably longer.  I'm gonna have to go check K-Mart.
    I just find this too hard to believe without seeing.
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.6409NETCAD::WOODFORDCan't come too soon!Thu Jul 27 1995 18:0711
    
    
    
    Oh, and another TTHT:  A stupid fire drill to interrupt my
    busy morning this morning.
    
    
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.6410POLAR::RICHARDSONPrepositional MasochistThu Jul 27 1995 18:081
    Good thing it didn't interrupt your busy morning this afternoon.
12.6411GOOEY::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Thu Jul 27 1995 18:097
    
    
    	...taking a walk down by the duck pond and seeing one of the
    	female mallards with a broken leg.  I felt a *little* better
    	when I saw that she was still able to swim.  Poor thing.
    
    
12.6412NETCAD::WOODFORDCan't come too soon!Thu Jul 27 1995 18:107
    
    
    It couldn't Glenn.  I willed it not to. :*)
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.6413GOOEY::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Thu Jul 27 1995 18:156
    
    
    	....that it's illegal to walk around nekkid.  It's too
    	darned hot to wear clothes!  It's supposed to be even
    	more steamy this weekend (94+ degrees)
    
12.6414WAHOO::LEVESQUEcontents under pressureThu Jul 27 1995 18:171
    ooh, er, etc.
12.6415SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Thu Jul 27 1995 18:178
    RE: .6413
    
    
    Gee!! I can't wait for Sunday!!!!!
    
    
    :) :) :) :)
    
12.6416MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuaryThu Jul 27 1995 18:195
    
    a late-night skinny dip resulting in a most unfortunately
    placed mosquito bite.

    -b
12.6417SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Thu Jul 27 1995 18:205
    
    <------
    
    Underneath your cast?????
    
12.6418POLAR::RICHARDSONPrepositional MasochistThu Jul 27 1995 18:213
    re: 12.6415
    
     Now who's feeling their oats?
12.6419Oats that is.... :*)NETCAD::WOODFORDCan't come too soon!Thu Jul 27 1995 18:235
    
    
    
    Scratching them is more like it....
    
12.6420MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuaryThu Jul 27 1995 18:2412
    re: andy

    no, actually, it's just on my leg. but even so, it's not the
    sort of place where i can easily, or in a socially acceptable
    manner, give it a good scratching.

    -b
    
    p.s. i have to hold the cast out of the water when i'm
         swimming. i'm afraid one of the them will bit me
         on the finger, which would be bad, or fly inside
         the cast (which would be much worse).
12.6421CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenThu Jul 27 1995 18:504
    Terrie, call around again and ask if they have Bosch 4101s.  That is
    what the book said you needed for a Camry.  
    
    Brian
12.6422MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuaryThu Jul 27 1995 19:5110
    
    the osf system -- on which i do most of my software development
    here at mother digital -- is down, out to lunch, hosed, belly
    up, face down, gronked, and effed. it has defecated the
    futon. the system's node name? what else?:

    
    		"mylife"

    -b
12.6423GOOEY::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Thu Jul 27 1995 19:536
    
    
    	Hey, Andy.  Are you actually participating in this too?!
    	I thought this was just a ladies thing and we were kicking
    	you out for the day.  =)
    
12.6424RUSURE::EDPAlways mount a scratch monkey.Thu Jul 27 1995 19:5413
    Re .6413:
    
    Vote Libertarian!  If elected as representative for this ward, I'd be
    happy to sponsor a bill to change that for you.  Truth is, though, I'm
    sure the current government would like to take the shirt off your back
    too.
    
    
    				-- edp
    
    
Public key fingerprint:  8e ad 63 61 ba 0c 26 86  32 0a 7d 28 db e7 6f 75
To find PGP, read note 2688.4 in Humane::IBMPC_Shareware.
12.6425MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Thu Jul 27 1995 19:552
Why, Eric! That's funny!
:^)
12.6426Sounds like my $25.97 "special screw" 5 cents at AceVMSNET::M_MACIOLEKFour54 Camaro/Only way to flyThu Jul 27 1995 20:178
    The dealer isn't taking her for a ride, they just don't want to
    sell spark plugs.  You want a tune-up done at speedy-do Toyota,
    $245.87.  They use the special expensive plugs.
    
    I thought they were "special", i.e. different/odd size.  I'd find this
    hard to believe but I don't own NO4NJNK.
           
    MadMike
12.6427SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Thu Jul 27 1995 20:206
    
    re: .6423
    
    I was asked if I had planned to "participate", but since it isn't
    "Comedy Night", I declined.... :) :)
    
12.6428SMURF::MSCANLONalliaskofmyselfisthatiholdtogetherThu Jul 27 1995 20:2211
    re :.6426
    
    I much prefer my 4NJUNK (Toyota Corolla wagon) to my
    SO's (Found on Road Dead, Fix or Repair Daily, Finance
    or Reach Deeper) F250 which never seems to need a repair
    less than $200, and always seems to need more than one
    $200 repair at any given time.  
    
    When American car makers smarten up and start makin' em
    last until they fall apart, I'll cheerfully buy an American
    car.  
12.6429NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Jul 27 1995 20:241
Hey!  You two!  Take it to CARBUFFS!
12.6430MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Thu Jul 27 1995 20:3313
>    When American car makers smarten up and start makin' em
>    last until they fall apart,

I'm currently (well, not just this minute, but ...) driving an
'87 Pontiac wagon with over 190K miles on it. I've owned it just
short of two years (it had 140K when I bought it) and haven't
had any major repairs at all - just normal maintenance, which
hasn't cost me more than $600 total. The past 3 out of 4 used
American wagons I've driven in the last 15 years have been
pretty much the same story. I generally drive them into the
ground at around a quarter-million miles. That would seem to
meet your criteria, wouldn't it?

12.6431POLAR::RICHARDSONPrepositional MasochistThu Jul 27 1995 20:391
Jack, if that doesn't show us just how lucky you are!
12.6432DASHER::RALSTONcantwejustbenicetoeachother?:)Thu Jul 27 1995 23:136
    >I'm currently (well, not just this minute, but ...) driving an
    >'87 Pontiac
    
    Check the engine. It was probably made in Japan!  :)
    
    ...Tom
12.6433MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Fri Jul 28 1995 00:032
Did they (ever) tool big Oldsmobile V8's in Japan, Tom?

12.6434POLAR::RICHARDSONPrepositional MasochistFri Jul 28 1995 01:102
    I wonder how many Americans own cars made by Mitsubishi and realize
    that this is the same company that produced the Japanese Zero?
12.6435GIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Fri Jul 28 1995 01:1911
TTHT
Rotten cold get passed back and forth between family.
In-laws and friends flu
Hearing of the flu-related death of a 5 yr old 

(The Stand has just finished on Sydney TV - Captain Trips seems increasingly 
more credible)


Chele

12.6436MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Fri Jul 28 1995 01:275
> The Stand has just finished on Sydney TV 

Continental premiere, Chele? I guess the delay would help explain where
Martin's Oreos are.

12.6437GIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Fri Jul 28 1995 01:4610
I think it was the Australian premiere... I'm not sure why the presence or 
absence of Martin and american bikkies come into it though.
(he's always seemed like a Tim Tam man to me)
They were doing promos for a repeat showing of "Jaws" during the commercial 
breaks.  I realised I've never actually *seen* Jaws.  I've read the book, seen 
the Mad magazine version, seen umpty send-ups of it, but never the actual 
movie.  I think I'll continue on without it.

Chele

12.6438Mother Nature Bah HumbugTROOA::TEMPLETONWill wonders never cease!!!Fri Jul 28 1995 03:0210
    Ungrateful Chickadees.
    
    They have taken every seed offered to them, then when we need them they
    disappear.
    
    We have just had an invasion of Tent Caterpillars, and there not a
    chickadee in the area, where did they all go?
    
    
    joan
12.6439MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Fri Jul 28 1995 03:048
Ooo. ooo. Wait a minute. Don't go away, Joan.

Is it where you are in Canada that the chickadees summer?

I've been trying to figure out where the New Hampshire winter birds
spend the summers.


12.6440Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnFri Jul 28 1995 03:232
    i just ate way too much food and now feel extremely bloated and
    chunked out !!!
12.6441CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanFri Jul 28 1995 03:334

 
Well, that's certainly not like you!
12.6442Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnFri Jul 28 1995 03:391
    {ahem} :*)
12.6443POBOX::BATTISGR8D8B8Fri Jul 28 1995 12:422
    
    Good to see you back noting Martin.
12.6444a classicCAPNET::gumpa.ogo.dec.com::corbettMichael Corbett &lt;DTN 223-9889&gt;Fri Jul 28 1995 14:355
re: Chele

	See JAWS, its a great movie.  Skip JawsII and up.

mc
12.6445NETCAD::WOODFORDCan't come too soon!Fri Jul 28 1995 15:0114
    
    
    
    TTHT:  Everything, everything, and everything else! :(
    I'm in a pi$$er of a mood today.  It's raining on my 
    parade, and I don't have an umbrella strong enough to
    protect me from all the <r.o.> that's coming down! :(
    
    
    So, who's gonna take me out for a drink tonight?
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.6446CSC32::M_EVANSproud counter-culture McGovernikFri Jul 28 1995 15:105
    Terrie,
    
    Want to fly out?
    
    
12.6447NETCAD::WOODFORDCan't come too soon!Fri Jul 28 1995 15:1311
    
    
    Fly out to where?  I have no other set in stone plans... 
    
    
    
    (Thank you for making me smile.) :*)
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.6448SPSEG::COVINGTONWhen the going gets weird...Fri Jul 28 1995 15:231
    Won't take you out, but I will buy you a drink...
12.6449DEVLPR::DKILLORANIt ain't easy, bein' sleezy!Fri Jul 28 1995 15:275
    
    Terrie, I'd take ya, but wouldn't your S.O. mind ?
    
    :-)
    Dan
12.6450CHEFS::COOKSHalf Man,Half BiscuitFri Jul 28 1995 16:349
    Terrie,get down the Rose n` Thistle tonight.
    
    You can drink a few pints of lager,talk utter nonsense (all of which
    you`ll have forgotten about the next day),and finish with a doner
    kebab from the kebab n burger shop.
    
    Though I will insist on being by 10.30 to watch the Match of the
    Day special. But I do have a few cans in my beer fridge if needed.
    
12.6451NETCAD::WOODFORDIfStressWasFood,I'dBeVERYfat!Fri Jul 28 1995 16:5210
    
    
    RE: Rose n' Thistle
    
    
    Where is that???
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.6452WAHOO::LEVESQUEcontents under pressureFri Jul 28 1995 16:521
    Reading, England?
12.6453 CHEFS::COOKSHalf Man,Half BiscuitFri Jul 28 1995 16:574
    Argyle Street,Reading,England,Berks RG1 7XR.
    
    (Just to split hairs).

12.6454NETCAD::WOODFORDIfStressWasFood,I'dBeVERYfat!Fri Jul 28 1995 16:598
    
    
    Cain't git theya frum heya.....
    
    
    
    (Not without spending ALOT of money on an airline ticket, anyways...)
    
12.6456CSC32::M_EVANSproud counter-culture McGovernikFri Jul 28 1995 17:435
    Terrie,
    
    At least my offer is cheaper
    
    ;-)
12.6457ThudDECLNE::REESEToreDown,I'mAlmostLevelW/theGroundFri Jul 28 1995 19:407
    I bought American; a Geo Metro (before you laugh, think about getting
    50 MPG).
    
    Then I read the paperwork and found the car was built by Suzuki in
    Victoriaville, Canada!
    
    
12.6458TROOA::COLLINSCareful! That sponge has corners!Fri Jul 28 1995 19:438
    
    .6457
    
    That reminds me of the story about the town that had to decide which
    backhoe to buy: the Komatsu or the John Deere.  They went with the 
    John Deere, only to find later that the Deere was built in Japan, and
    the Komatsu was built in the U.S.
    
12.6459SMURF::BINDERNight's candles are burnt out.Fri Jul 28 1995 19:485
    Yeah, but the Deere was built by highly paid and well treated workers
    with the profits accruing to a financially needy 'Murican company,
    while the Komatsu was built by oppressed, underpaid hillbillies with
    the profits accruing to some Japanese fat cats so theu could have
    another fugu dinner.
12.6460TROOA::COLLINSCareful! That sponge has corners!Fri Jul 28 1995 19:533
    
    Was Nashua the town in question?   :^)
    
12.6461CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanSat Jul 29 1995 03:3612


 Thinking that a man pictured on the cover of Thurs and Friday's 
 New Hampshire Union Leader, wanted in connection with the murder
 of his father, looked familiar...then realizing that I had met him
 about 2 weeks ago.




 Jim
12.6462MKOTS3::CASHMONa kind of human gom jabbarSat Jul 29 1995 05:287
    
    re .6459, Dick
    
    In my best Homer Simpson voice:
    
    "Aaahh, fan-fugu-tastic!"
    
12.6463Thanks for listeningMKOTS3::CASHMONa kind of human gom jabbarSat Jul 29 1995 05:4220
    
    TTHT:
    
    After having two days off, I am actually glad to be back in here
    just for the air conditioning.  Humidity sucks.  Heat sucks too.
    
    Other things to hate include hordes of Japanese beetles swarming
    in clouds around the lights outside the lobby here.  One cannot
    enter or egress without having several of the irritating, but
    harmless little things attaching themselves to you like you was their
    long-lost mammy.  Mammy, is dat you?
    
    Oh, and low-carb dieting sucks too.  But it really works, so I guess
    I can't complain too much about the low blood sugar blues.
    
    Mumble grumble mumble...
    
    
    Rob
    
12.6464MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuarySun Jul 30 1995 16:007
    
    being paw impaired, I've had to work all day both saturday and
    sunday just to have any hope of keeping up with the schedule...
    which means that other things that need doing at home and
    at my business go undone...
    
    -b
12.6465LJSRV2::KALIKOWHi-ho! Yow! I'm surfing Arpanet!Sun Jul 30 1995 16:147
    We are of course grateful that 'Boxing is one of the things that need
    doing.
    
    Incredibly so, might I add...
    
    :)
    
12.6466MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuarySun Jul 30 1995 16:4416
    
    re: 6465

    it takes over an hour to compile the entire source files for
    the project i'm working on... of course, i seldom have to
    recompile the entire thing, but it's a good five or ten
    minutes here and there. the automated test procedures take
    that long to run too...

    and lord knows, soapbox makes for a good diversion when brain-
    fry sets in. in fact, it makes for an ever better diversion
    when in the throes of advanced brain-fry; one need not look
    far for many examples of the dangers of opining with less
    than full capacity... :-)

    -b
12.6467MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuarySun Jul 30 1995 16:5710
    
    ttht:

    laboriously feeding the last dollar bill in one's possession
    into the snack machine, practically overcome with anticipation
    as he eyes the "drakes coffee cake" beckoning sensually from
    behind the glass; but in a cruel twist of fate, the wrong keys
    get pressed, and our hero ends up with a "fat free apple bar".

    -b
12.6469GAVEL::JANDROWFriendsRtheFamilyUChooseForYourselfMon Jul 31 1995 13:196
    
    
    not being able to keep my eyes open while jj is home, probably still a
    snug in her bed...
    
    
12.6470SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Mon Jul 31 1995 13:418
    
    
    <------
    
    That'll learn ya!!!!!
    
    :)
    
12.6471CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanMon Jul 31 1995 14:4021



 A  battle with my cat over the slider in my apt. last night as I was trying to
 exit same to enjoy a few moments on my deck.  I sneak over to the door (I
 don't let her out) and quickly slide it open, then grasp the screen door and
 slide it open.  She hears this activity from another room and comes dashing
 at the speed of light towards the open door.  Hearing the sonic boom created
 by her mad dash, I quickly slid the door closed, catching her about midsection
 as she attempted her escape..she's wiggling trying to get out, I bend down to
 pick her up and bang my head on the handle on the slider, leaving a small
 gash which bled in buckets while the frantically wiggling feline is biting
 and scratching like there's no tomorrow..


 All I wanted to do was enjoy the cooler air outside..



 Jim
12.6472LJSRV2::KALIKOWHi-ho! Yow! I'm surfing Arpanet!Mon Jul 31 1995 14:414
    .6471> A battle with my cat over the slider in my apt. last night
    
    You feed yer kitty on White Castle's pride?  Mon Cher, you are a True
                                                 Cat Person.
12.6473GAVEL::JANDROWFriendsRtheFamilyUChooseForYourselfMon Jul 31 1995 14:424
    
    oh, jimbo...
    
    
12.6474MAIL2::CRANEMon Jul 31 1995 14:422
    .6471
    That'll teach ya.:")
12.6475GAVEL::JANDROWFriendsRtheFamilyUChooseForYourselfMon Jul 31 1995 14:447
    
    oh yeah...another tth:
    
    just bought amy grant's new cd...and that friggin' song about a large
    sun-colored cab is on it...
    
    
12.6476CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenMon Jul 31 1995 14:455
    RE: White Castle's pride. 
    
    "A bag o' burgers, a box o' wine, and thou."  Anon.   
    
    
12.6477CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenMon Jul 31 1995 14:463
    re: .6475
    
    That'll teach ya'. tm 
12.6478KERNEL::PLANTCAre you trying to get under my cape doctor?Mon Jul 31 1995 14:5210
    
    
    
    In the words of Ace Ventura: " Uhh   LLooooooooooojjjjjjjjjer"
    ( meant to be loser but pronounced phonetically with a j sound for
    better impact! ) :)))
    
    
    Chris
    :)
12.6479BIGQ::SILVADiabloMon Jul 31 1995 15:023

	Wow.... bummer Jim. At least you didn't need stitches! 
12.6480CSOA1::LEECHDia do bheatha.Mon Jul 31 1995 15:063
    re: .6471
    
    You got cool air outside?  You are a lucky man, yes you are.
12.6481CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanMon Jul 31 1995 15:267
    
>    You feed yer kitty on White Castle's pride?  Mon Cher, you are a True
                                                 Cat Person.



   Had a feeling someone would say that ;-)
12.6482CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanMon Jul 31 1995 15:2814
    
>    just bought amy grant's new cd...and that friggin' song about a large
>    sun-colored cab is on it...
 

   I heard that song played on the PA in my local grocery store.  I was tempted
   to march to wherever the receiver was and destroy it.




 Jim   
    

12.6483CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanMon Jul 31 1995 15:298

    
>    You got cool air outside?  You are a lucky man, yes you are.



    But not nearly as lucky as Mr. Delbalso..oy, I should be so lucky..
12.6484PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BMon Jul 31 1995 15:304
	
	slamming cats with the sliding door.  ya gotta love that in
	a cat person.  ;>

12.6485CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanMon Jul 31 1995 15:3612



 Of course the intent was to close the door before the speeding feline could
 get there, however my refelexes were no match for her light speed charge
 across the living room.




 
12.6486KERNEL::PLANTCAre you trying to get under my cape doctor?Mon Jul 31 1995 15:3811
    
    
    re amy grant
    
    I loved that song " Big Yellow taxi"
    
    - still remember the cartoon video accompanying that tune on the
    Sonny and Cher show when I was a kid and Joni Mitchell performed it.
    
    Chris
    :)
12.6487MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuaryMon Jul 31 1995 15:448
    > re amy grant
    
    > I loved that song " Big Yellow taxi"
    
    A double-whammy, get-thee-to-the-things-that-make-me-go-gak-note
    pox on you! :-)
    
    -b
12.6488PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BMon Jul 31 1995 15:448
          <<< Note 12.6485 by CSLALL::HENDERSON "Learning to lean" >>>

>> Of course the intent was to close the door before the speeding feline could

	Of course, I knew that.

 

12.6489;-)CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanMon Jul 31 1995 15:493

   Of course, I knew that
12.6490KERNEL::PLANTCAre you trying to get under my cape doctor?Mon Jul 31 1995 16:078
    
    
    RE .6487
    
    Is there a Things that make me go Gak note?
    
    Chris
    :)))
12.6491LJSRV2::KALIKOWHi-ho! Yow! I'm surfing Arpanet!Mon Jul 31 1995 16:164
    re .6488/.6489 _et prev._
    
    So _nu,_ can't a fella give the Benefit of the Doubt?? :-)
    
12.6492MKOTS1::BUTLERMon Jul 31 1995 16:517
    I went out to run an errand at lunch and passed a jeep with about 5
    teenage boys in it going in the opposite direction.  The jeep had the
    top off and 2 of the boys were sitting up on the roll bar.
    
    I hate to think of the possible tragety that could occur if ever there
    was a accident.
    
12.6493POLAR::RICHARDSONPrepositional MasochistMon Jul 31 1995 16:541
    Possible trageties are worrisome indeed.
12.6494CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanMon Jul 31 1995 16:554


 Wood be tragik, that's fer sher
12.6495MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuaryMon Jul 31 1995 16:5912
        > I went out to run an errand at lunch and passed a jeep with about 5
    > teenage boys in it going in the opposite direction.  The jeep had the
    > top off and 2 of the boys were sitting up on the roll bar.
    
    > I hate to think of the possible tragety that could occur if ever there
    > was a accident.
    
    Well, if the 5 teenage boys were  going in the opposite
    direction to the jeep, "tragety", it seems, may already have
    occurred. :-)

    -b
12.6496POLAR::RICHARDSONPrepositional MasochistMon Jul 31 1995 16:592
    No, the were _going_ the opposite direction _in_ the jeep. They should
    have thought of that _before_ they left.
12.6497and why?CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanMon Jul 31 1995 17:073

 Wonder where they were going?
12.6499CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanMon Jul 31 1995 17:129


 Hopefully they weren't going to Oakland Calif, as there is no there there.




 Jim
12.6500CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanMon Jul 31 1995 17:124


 I've decided to quit snarfing.
12.6501PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BMon Jul 31 1995 17:173
  .6500  if you feel the urge again, call me at 3393 and i'll
	 talk you out of it.
12.6502CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanMon Jul 31 1995 17:184


 Thank you
12.6503NETCAD::WOODFORDIfStressWasFood,I'dBeVERYfat!Mon Jul 31 1995 17:2013
    
    
    TTHT: Going out to the parking lot at lunch to find that
    some stupid idiot driving a light blue Nissan #222KNX has
    blocked my car in the parking lot.  AND the plate is not
    on file with security.  If it's not moved by 2:30, I'm going
    to request that it be towed.
    
    That'll teach that jerk!
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.6504SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Mon Jul 31 1995 17:205
    
    re: roll-bar sitters
    
    Darwin's theory at work...
    
12.6505POLAR::RICHARDSONPrepositional MasochistMon Jul 31 1995 17:291
    What other theory could be blamed?
12.6506SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Mon Jul 31 1995 17:307
    
    People who interpret "Right Turn On Red After Stop"
    
    as meaning
    
    "Slow down to 15 MPH at the light and whip out between oncoming cars"
    
12.6507GOOEY::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Mon Jul 31 1995 18:264
    
    
    	Not much to hate today!  =)
    
12.6508GAVEL::JANDROWFriendsRtheFamilyUChooseForYourselfMon Jul 31 1995 19:125
    
    well, andy, then there are those that don't know what 'turn on red'
    means...
    
    
12.6509ALFSS1::CIAROCHIOne Less DogMon Jul 31 1995 19:181
    I bet Red's wife knows what it means...
12.6510GAVEL::JANDROWFriendsRtheFamilyUChooseForYourselfMon Jul 31 1995 19:263
    tth:  developing a sore throat...can't imagine why i'd be getting one
    now...
    
12.6512PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BMon Jul 31 1995 19:313
 .6511  that's con-sieve-able.

12.6513BIGQ::SILVADiabloMon Jul 31 1995 19:319
| <<< Note 12.6509 by ALFSS1::CIAROCHI "One Less Dog" >>>

| I bet Red's wife knows what it means...


<insert hand clutching chest where heart is>


   ELIZABETH HONEY!!! IT'S THE BIG ONE!!! I'M COMING TO SEE YA NOW DEAR!!!
12.6514Furdermore to .6511/.6512, ve iss dinking dat it iss time to...LJSRV2::KALIKOWHi-ho! Yow! I'm surfing Arpanet!Mon Jul 31 1995 19:422
    colander Ear, Schnozz, und Throat Doktor.
    
12.6515CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanTue Aug 01 1995 02:139


  Re injuring a muscle pull in softball practice tonight..the old body
  don't recover quite like it used to.



 Jim
12.6516What _happened_ in Acton about 12:30 today?COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertTue Aug 01 1995 05:044
First power failure after I put the systems on UPS was 2 1/2 hours long;
a bit beyond their capacity.

/john
12.6517GAVEL::JANDROWFriendsRtheFamilyUChooseForYourselfTue Aug 01 1995 12:0510
    <--- apparently the same thing that happened in maynard...some problem
    with boston edison left us without power (and that meant no a/c) for
    2+hours...
    
    ttht:  obviously not sleep right and eventho i tried to correct it, i
    still ended up waking up with a sore lower back.  let's hope that
    motrin works... 
    
    also, school still sucks.  just thought i'd let you know...
    
12.6519POBOX::BATTISGR8D8B8Tue Aug 01 1995 12:272
    
    let me guess Don, you're in engineering?
12.6521SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Tue Aug 01 1995 14:316
    
    re: .6515
    
    Tsk... tsk...
    
    and all that, even after stretching properly!!
12.6522CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanTue Aug 01 1995 14:334


 Right.
12.6523PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BTue Aug 01 1995 16:333
	a nutter thing to worry about.

12.6524NETCAD::WOODFORDIfStressWasFood,I'dBeVERYfat!Tue Aug 01 1995 16:334
    
    
    :*)
    
12.6525SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Tue Aug 01 1995 17:448
    
    re: .6523
    
    Di...
    
    You lye!!!!
    
    WHY DO YOU LYE????
12.6526SMURF::MSCANLONalliaskofmyselfisthatiholdtogetherTue Aug 01 1995 17:469
    Coming back to work after 4 days on Cape Cod.
    
    Rommel has now added a heat rash to his list of
    problems :-(
    
    Moki and Rocky got into the furnace room while I was away,
    and upon my return last evening I was greeted by the "well-oiled
    Birman".  11:00 PM up to my elbows in castille shampoo and
    "squirmin' Birman" in the bathtub.  Fun.  Real fun.
12.6527CSOA1::LEECHDia do bheatha.Tue Aug 01 1995 20:4927
    Right hamstring doing fine now, so my left decided to bother me for no
    apparent reason.  This caused me to fail the breaking portion of my
    exam (a speed-wheel kick, which I passed with no problem the previous
    two tests), since I was forced to use my other leg.  Now I must retest
    that portion of the test in class tonight (or sometime soon).
    
    If these stupid hamstrings don't heal in 3 months, I'm screwed big
    time.
    
    Sometimes, life is just a big aggrivation.  After sucking it up for 9
    months or so of a pulled, then re-pulled, then strained right
    hamstring (all in different areas, of course), it is finally better.  
    Now, having done absolutely *nothing* to the left one
    that I can recall, it now feels as bad as the right one did during this
    spell.  I just don't get.  Usually, I know *exactly* what I've done to
    injure a muscle.
    
    Maybe someone just aught to shoot me and put me out of my misery.  They
    would if I were a horse- I'd be in a bottle of Elmers by now, I
    imagine.
    
    Now it's off to taekwondo to rip it some more.  Like it matters.  I
    think I could rip if I was typing too fast the way things have been
    this past (nearly a) year.  <look of aggrivation>
    
    
    -steve 
12.6528CSC32::M_EVANSproud counter-culture McGovernikTue Aug 01 1995 20:525
    See a good trainer.  Hamstring pulls tend to come to people who aren't
    balancing their muscle strengthening, just as "shin splints" come to
    runners who forget to balance their execrcises.
    
    
12.6529TROOA::COLLINSCareful! That sponge has corners!Tue Aug 01 1995 21:014
    
    Steve, you need to take a year off the tae-kwon-do and take up
    tai-chi, instead.   :^)
    
12.6530TROOA::COLLINSCareful! That sponge has corners!Tue Aug 01 1995 21:0411
    
    .6528

    ...balance their execrcises.
                        ^^^
                      CRC error
    
    (Sorry, but tape-drive jokes are few and far between)
    
    ;^)
    
12.6531LJSRV2::KALIKOWHi-ho! Yow! I'm surfing Arpanet!Tue Aug 01 1995 21:362
    Wuz that a rewind-up??
    
12.6532TROOA::COLLINSCareful! That sponge has corners!Tue Aug 01 1995 21:425
    
    .6531:
    
    No, just another manifestation of my 9-track mind.
    
12.6533POLAR::RICHARDSONPrepositional MasochistTue Aug 01 1995 21:511
    <-- I'm reeling over that one. 
12.6534CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanTue Aug 01 1995 21:554


 DAT's right!
12.6535LJSRV2::KALIKOWHi-ho! Yow! I'm surfing Arpanet!Tue Aug 01 1995 23:196
    OK, we've been cassetting both of you & tolerating your execrcable puns
    for far too long.  Time for your extended play to end, and I'm
    stereoious about this!!
    
    Yeeeeeccccchhhhh!!!
    
12.6536MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Aug 02 1995 00:499
TTHT.
TTHED.
	Fleas.

	Lousy, stinking, dirty, filthy, despicable, rotten, miserable,
	dastardly, worthless, nasty, <r.o.>-ing, detestable, furshlugginger,
	stupid, hateful, loathsome, bloodsucking fleas.

	And the cat they rode in on.
12.6537MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Aug 02 1995 02:242
And, it's still 76 degrees F out there at this time of night.

12.6538SPSEG::COVINGTONWhen the going gets weird...Wed Aug 02 1995 02:433
    TTH at night:
    
    losing sleep due to ridiculously hot weather.
12.6539TROOA::BUTKOVICHWed Aug 02 1995 03:512
    re: 6536 and 6537....  Stop the presses!!! I think lucky Jack's luck
    has just run out!  We're doomed!
12.6540Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnWed Aug 02 1995 04:111
    Blurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh
12.6541GIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Wed Aug 02 1995 05:553
<bless you>


12.6542DEVLPR::DKILLORANIt ain't easy, bein' sleezy!Wed Aug 02 1995 11:4910
    
    Can you say.....
    
    
                  S U N B U R N ! ! ! ! !
    
    I knew you could....
    
    :-(
    Dan
12.6543scratch, scratch, scratch...ROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150kts is TOO slow!Wed Aug 02 1995 12:327
    re: .6536
    
    Jack, which flea bomb company's stock should I buy?  Let me get this
    straight...your daughter had the cat flea-dipped right BEFORE she left
    your house???  And she has a masters degree??? :-)
    
    Bob
12.6544CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenWed Aug 02 1995 12:538
    Walking to the cafeteria in PKO 1 and seeing the persons working over a
    man that has apparently had a heart attack or siezure of some sort.  It
    looked like CPR was being administered though I did not wish to add to
    the throng of gawkers so I cannot be sure.  Maynard FD showed up a
    short while later.  Not a good way to start the day off that's for
    sure.  I sincerely hope he is alright.  
    
    Brian
12.6545WAHOO::LEVESQUEthe heat is onWed Aug 02 1995 13:081
    TTHT: DECathena server being down, costing me ~3 hours this morning.
12.6546NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Aug 02 1995 13:213
Jack, it's better that you have a flea infestation than a leech infestation.
Oh, you _do_ have a leech infestation, out there in your leech field.
Never mind.
12.6547Now sugar ants are another storyDECLNE::REESEToreDown,I'mAlmostLevelW/theGroundWed Aug 02 1995 13:255
    Don't mean to rub it in Delblasto, but I've got 4 (count 'em 4) dogs;
    nary a flea to be found on them or in my household......and I thought
    Georgia was the flea capitol of the world!!
    
    
12.6548er, pleese.PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Aug 02 1995 13:512
 .6546  flee infestation - please.
12.6549MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Aug 02 1995 13:552
I used to have a leach field. That was before I started noting with Steve.

12.6550MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuaryWed Aug 02 1995 14:4121
    
    @#$%$^&$*&!!!!!
    
    _not only_, did they revert to a several day old backup, causing
    me to scramble to recreate lost mail, get my notes database
    back up to date, locate lost files elsewhere, etc.etc; they
    waited until i completed the whole bloody process and restored
    the same #$$^@!#$^@!#$ backup again.
    
    and without so much as a "by your leave". no, _worse_!!! they
    _still_ haven't sent out mail telling anyone this is happening;
    some other poor shmuck who got hosed sent out mail instead,
    after he found out about it the hard way (probably wondered
    why his notes database had everything unseen since last
    thursday...)
    
    AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
    
    there, i feel better now.
    
    -b
12.6551GOOEY::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Wed Aug 02 1995 14:4113
    
    
    	TTHT  seeing a baby kitty (6 mos or younger) lying dead
    		on the side of the road this morning on my way in.
    		=(
    
    	      my pics from the concert Sunday night didn't come out
    		as well as I'd hoped.  Me thinks I"ll be dropping
    		a line to Kodak (at Raq's suggestion) asking them to
    		consider making their disposable telefoto cameras
    		with a flash. They currently don't have one, if they
    		did, it would have been perfect.
    
12.6552NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Aug 02 1995 14:441
But flashes are only effective for 20-odd feet.
12.6554SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Wed Aug 02 1995 14:477
    
    <-------
    
    >20-odd feet.
    
    Not if you point the flashes at a more horizontal angle...
    
12.6555NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Aug 02 1995 14:471
Agagagagagag!
12.6556MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuaryWed Aug 02 1995 14:517
        >   > But flashes are only effective for 20-odd feet.
       
    >   Or less, if the target is myopic.

    and/or, the flasher is, er, diminutive...

    -b
12.6557GOOEY::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Wed Aug 02 1995 14:525
    
    
    	Well if that's true...... it still would have worked.  We
    	were close to 20 feet from the stage I think.  Raq?
    
12.6558:)SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Wed Aug 02 1995 14:537
    
    <-------
    
    Just ten people in front of you Judy???
    
    That's close!!!
    
12.6559MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuaryWed Aug 02 1995 14:548
    >	Well if that's true...... it still would have worked.  We
    >	were close to 20 feet from the stage I think.  Raq?
    
    and then you probably would have been-- rightly as some people
    would see it -- whisked out of there for being rude enough to
    take flash pictures of someone on stage...
    
    -b
12.6560GAVEL::JANDROWFriendsRtheFamilyUChooseForYourselfWed Aug 02 1995 15:1911
    i'd guess we were around that distance from the stage....just 12 rows,
    maybe a little more than 20 feet, but still i am sure the flash worked
    fine, as i know i have taken pics with a flash at greater distances...of
    course, it was with a semi-real camera... :>
    
    oh and jj, if they do develop one of them there telephoto jobbers with
    a flash, i *ain't* smugglin' that sucker in...i don't think even i
    could hide that... :> ;> :>
    
    
    
12.6561GOOEY::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Wed Aug 02 1995 16:0712
    
    
    	-b
    
    	With all the bright lights in that joint, I doubt they noticed.
    	(and I wasn't the only one)
    
    	raq-
    
    	Yeah, I thought about that.  Not sure how we'd get one of those
    	puppies in.  =)
    
12.6562NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Aug 02 1995 16:081
If the lights were so bright, why did you need flash?
12.6563GAVEL::JANDROWFriendsRtheFamilyUChooseForYourselfWed Aug 02 1995 16:507
    
    because most of the lights were behind him????
    
    
    tth:  the caffeine shaqes (no, not a new drinq...)
    
    
12.6564NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Aug 02 1995 16:523
>    tth:  the caffeine shaqes (no, not a new drinq...)

They grow coffee in the UAE?
12.6566GOOEY::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Wed Aug 02 1995 17:408
    
    
    	That the external viewer in Mosaic hasn't worked for eons
    	and 80% of the time I try and used Netscape, the proxy
    	server ain't workin'  !!
    
    	harumph
    
12.6567WAHOO::LEVESQUEthe heat is onWed Aug 02 1995 17:443
    Crummy T-storm in Littleton right now. Raining buckets, and my windows
    and sunroof are open. Building across the street just took a strike.
    Nice puff of smoke. Getting loud out there now...
12.6568MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Aug 02 1995 17:491
Please sent it north northeast.
12.6569Minus the thunder & lightening, of courseDECLNE::REESEToreDown,I'mAlmostLevelW/theGroundWed Aug 02 1995 17:562
    Please send it to Georgia, my lawn is burning up!!
    
12.6570SMURF::BINDERNight's candles are burnt out.Wed Aug 02 1995 18:075
    .6566
    
    Are you using Netscape 1.1, and are you trying to view a page that is
    within Digital?  If yes and yes, you ned to tell Netscape not to use a
    pdoxy inside the dec.com domain.
12.6571POBOX::BATTISGR8D8B8Wed Aug 02 1995 18:082
    
    well doctah, be a man and go out and close them.
12.6573MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Aug 02 1995 18:154
>tell Netscape not to use a pdoxy inside the dec.com domain.
			    ^^^^^
I thought that was an acne remedy?

12.6574POWDML::LAUERLittleChamber/PrepositionalPunishmentWed Aug 02 1995 18:185
    
    We're getting the doctah's thunderstorm right now.  Wonder if MSO will
    lose power again 8^/.
    
    
12.6575MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Aug 02 1995 18:212
Sigh - then it's not headed this way.

12.6576CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenWed Aug 02 1995 18:222
    No Lucky Jack, it's not.  It is making threatening noises over my
    little head right now.  
12.6577GAVEL::JANDROWFriendsRtheFamilyUChooseForYourselfWed Aug 02 1995 19:554
    didn't do a whole heck of a lot.  maybe it cause the heating/cooling
    system to go bananas but that was about it...
    
    
12.6578COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertWed Aug 02 1995 20:0816
>    Are you using Netscape 1.1, and are you trying to view a page that is
>    within Digital?  If yes and yes, you ned to tell Netscape not to use a
>    pdoxy inside the dec.com domain.

If they haven't already done so, they oughta make the proxy server return
a 500 error with "please set up your client properly" for anyone who tries
to go through the proxy server for *.dec.com.

The one at crl really does seem to be overloaded, failing to respond to
connections for at least one image on about 90% of the external pages I
try to access.

In fact, since it seems to be overloaded even at night, we probably need
more proxy servers scattered around.

/john
12.6579DECLNE::REESEToreDown,I'mAlmostLevelW/theGroundWed Aug 02 1995 20:108
    Mr. Topaz,
    
    Well, a similar story almost saved Susan Smith from suspicion, mebbe
    the kid's dumb enough to think it will work again.
    
    Sadly, I'd bet money on the fact that there will be some people who'll
    believe him :-(
    
12.6580bring on the ambesol!!!GAVEL::JANDROWFriendsRtheFamilyUChooseForYourselfThu Aug 03 1995 13:548
    
    tth:  got myself a canqah sore on the underside of my tongue...maqes  
    simple tasqs like suqing thru a straw and talqing a pain, literally.
    tho, some people around here are qinda glad, as it has slowed down my
    speech a bit and now they can understand me without the interpreter...
    
    
    
12.6582GOOEY::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Thu Aug 03 1995 14:107
    
    
    	TTHT   despite the fact my side of the building is usually too
    		cold for me........ the A/C in ZK3 died yesterday and it
    		may be some time before they get it fixed.  So now it's
    		quite toasty in here.
    
12.6583SMURF::MSCANLONalliaskofmyselfisthatiholdtogetherThu Aug 03 1995 14:206
    re: -1
    
    Oh great. I thought it was just the output from the 4 systems in
    my office.
    
    
12.6584CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanThu Aug 03 1995 14:5612




 Leaving my lunch in my car, which is now enroute to Boston with my son
 Chris at the wheel.




 Jim
12.6585GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA memberThu Aug 03 1995 14:573
    
    
    Hope he enjoys it.....
12.6586CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanThu Aug 03 1995 15:0914
    
    
>    Hope he enjoys it.....



    Me too. By the time he gets there the frozen microwaveable pot roast dinner
    will be thawed out and the grapes will be nice and ripe.




 Jim
12.6587GAVEL::JANDROWFriendsRtheFamilyUChooseForYourselfThu Aug 03 1995 15:238
    
    meals on wheels...
    
    :> 
    
    (you can come down to our cafe today...it's taco bar day... :> )
    
    
12.6588GOOEY::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Thu Aug 03 1995 15:4416
    
    
    	TTHT
    
    	The loops I have to jump through to get reimbursed for school.
    	No thanks to the gov't for not passing IRS code 127 this year.
    	Now Digital has outsourced the handling of this..... and now
    	not only are my classes taxable, but the books are taxable
    	now too!  And *both* get added onto my gross income for the year.
    	If I end up owing the gov't even MORE because of this, some heads
    	are gonna roll.  I just hope the $$ I applied for from the Stafford
    	Loan will now be enough to cover what I don't get for book
    	reimbursement - I hadn't accounted for that when I applied!
    
    	Grumble.
    
12.6589SUBPAC::SADINWe the people?Thu Aug 03 1995 16:096
    
    
    	yeah, the new hoops for school stink. I haven to go through them
    again this fall. ack....
    
    jim
12.6590NETCAD::WOODFORDIfStressWasFood,I'dBeVERYfat!Thu Aug 03 1995 16:157
    
    
    yup, me too..... ;[
    
    
    
    terrie
12.6591NETCAD::WOODFORDIfStressWasFood,I'dBeVERYfat!Thu Aug 03 1995 16:172
    ttht;  taco pie
    
12.6592SUBPAC::SADINWe the people?Thu Aug 03 1995 16:245
    
    
    	what's wrong wif taco pie?
    
    
12.6593NETCAD::WOODFORDIfStressWasFood,I'dBeVERYfat!Thu Aug 03 1995 16:316
    
    
    Ok, The Cafe's Taco Pie.....
    
    Understand now? :*)
    
12.6594flush hard, it's a long way to the cafe!SUBPAC::SADINWe the people?Thu Aug 03 1995 16:334
    
    	ah...
    
    
12.6595DEVLPR::DKILLORANIt ain't easy, bein' sleezy!Thu Aug 03 1995 16:389
    
                 -< flush hard, it's a long way to the cafe! >-
    
    BWAHAHAHAHAHA.... Oh god that's funny !
    
    provided I don't have to eat it :-P
    
    :-)
    Dan
12.6596POLAR::RICHARDSONPrepositional MasochistThu Aug 03 1995 16:391
    Calf taco pie?
12.6597SUBPAC::SADINWe the people?Thu Aug 03 1995 16:455
    
    
    	MMMMMMmmmm....veal!
    
    
12.6598GAVEL::JANDROWFriendsRtheFamilyUChooseForYourselfThu Aug 03 1995 17:204
    
    well, at least you guys are getting reimbursed for school...
    
    
12.6599POLAR::RICHARDSONPrepositional MasochistThu Aug 03 1995 17:231
    Not only that, they're getting their money back too!
12.6600POWDML::LAUERLittleChamber/PrepositionalPunishmentThu Aug 03 1995 17:284
    
    Shaddup, little buddy 8^).
    
    
12.6601Uphill... both ways!SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Thu Aug 03 1995 17:297
    
    RE: .6598
    
    >well, at least you guys are getting reimbursed for school...
    
    Which they had to trudge to...
    
12.6602NETCAD::WOODFORDIfStressWasFood,I'dBeVERYfat!Thu Aug 03 1995 17:324
    
    
    In the snow and wind and rain and tornados and hurricanes too!  :*)
    
12.6603uphill both waysHBAHBA::HAASbuggedThu Aug 03 1995 17:330
12.6604MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuaryThu Aug 03 1995 17:345
    ttht:
    
    musicians... what a sorry unreliable lot!!! :-)
    
    -b
12.6605that will strike a chord with someHBAHBA::HAASbuggedThu Aug 03 1995 17:350
12.6606NETCAD::WOODFORDIfStressWasFood,I'dBeVERYfat!Thu Aug 03 1995 17:364
    
    
    What's the bass for your remark -b?
    
12.6607POLAR::RICHARDSONPrepositional MasochistThu Aug 03 1995 17:361
    Some will get keyed up by it.
12.6608MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuaryThu Aug 03 1995 17:3912
    > What's the bass for your remark -b?
    
    cute! :-)
    
    anyway, the bass(is) for my remark is that after months of working
    on a project, i break my wrist and can't play... so does everyone
    wait for me to mend? no... they go and join some other band.
    
    they say they'll be back when i'm ready. but i've grown up around
    musicians, so i know better...
    
    -b
12.6609NETCAD::WOODFORDIfStressWasFood,I'dBeVERYfat!Thu Aug 03 1995 17:4116
    
    
    Glad you liked it. :*)
    
    
    Yup, know what you mean.  They'll go off on their own road to success,
    and leave you behind still finding your way off that dirt road that
    seems to go on forever.....
    
    
    
    (Kinda like alot of men I know) :*)
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.6610POBOX::BATTISGR8D8B8Thu Aug 03 1995 17:412
    
    sure struck a sour note with you eh, _b?
12.6611NETCAD::WOODFORDIfStressWasFood,I'dBeVERYfat!Thu Aug 03 1995 17:434
    
    
    Don't b-sharp about it. :*)
    
12.6612POBOX::BATTISGR8D8B8Thu Aug 03 1995 17:482
    
    c senorita c 
12.6613NETCAD::WOODFORDIfStressWasFood,I'dBeVERYfat!Thu Aug 03 1995 17:494
    
    
    That was reaching 'so fa' Dick..... :*)
    
12.6614COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertFri Aug 04 1995 01:5910
12.6615POLAR::RICHARDSONThank You KindlyFri Aug 04 1995 02:001
    Pound for pound, was it worth it?
12.6616MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Fri Aug 04 1995 02:047
Fer cripes sake. I stop at the drive through at Wendees at the Ayer rotary
and get a double cheeseburger and a classic smoky bacon cheeseburger and
it runs over six bucks. What's so bad about a tenspot for burgers and
accoutrements in Scotland?

(Damn. Now I'm hungry.)

12.6617POLAR::RICHARDSONThank You KindlyFri Aug 04 1995 02:091
    <--- That's a round about way to get a burger.
12.6618POWDML::LAUERLittleChamber/PrepositionalPunishmentFri Aug 04 1995 02:104
    
    Circle the wagons, fellers, we're headed down the pun road again.
    
    
12.6619XEDON::JENSENFri Aug 04 1995 02:102
    Gawleeeee, ya gotta go all the way to Ayuh for fastfood?!?!
    I were wrong; you *are* a hermit!
12.6620POWDML::LAUERLittleChamber/PrepositionalPunishmentFri Aug 04 1995 02:125
    
    Hey!  Hey!  I live about 5 miles from the Ayer rotary!
    
    
    That's big city around here 8^).
12.6621POLAR::RICHARDSONThank You KindlyFri Aug 04 1995 02:151
    Shirley?
12.6622POWDML::LAUERLittleChamber/PrepositionalPunishmentFri Aug 04 1995 02:204
    
    The booming metropolis of same!
    
    
12.6623That or the Champs ElyseesXEDON::JENSENFri Aug 04 1995 02:2210
    And the Ayer rotary is a beautiful place.  A beautiful place.
    Stunning.  An engineering marvel.  The 8th wonder of the known
    world already.
    
    It troubles me that Jack need drive a considerably farther 
    distance to enjoy the simple pleasures of life. 
    
    If I were going to drive a considerable distance, though, it
    would certainly, *certainly* be to the Ayer rotary.
     
12.6624POLAR::RICHARDSONThank You KindlyFri Aug 04 1995 02:231
    <--- I know that feeling.
12.6625XEDON::JENSENFri Aug 04 1995 02:262
    {empathetic-type head nods)
    
12.6626LJSRV2::KALIKOWHi-ho! Yow! I'm surfing Arpanet!Fri Aug 04 1995 02:2622
    OK, all this has suddenly reminded me of a new Classic CD by John
    Forster (Philo CD 1164) called "Entering Marion."
    
    Now, since I don't read all of 'BoxLand, it's possible that all this
    recent "Beverly?" schtoopidness has in fack sprung from someone else's
    mention of Forster, but somehow I doubt it...
    
    Anyhoo, the lyrics of this song (I just checked the CD jacket and
    naturally they ain't there, him not having risen to the heights of
    those whose words are considered inscribable) are totally hysterical. 
    Someday I'll enter them... :-)  I strongly recommend this collection --
    it's right up there, I rate some of the songs as 1000 MilliLehrers and
    1000 MilliGilbert&Sullivans too.
              
    
    Beverly?  
    	Shirley?  
    		Marion?  
    			*Lawrence*?  
    				**LOWELL**???
    |-{:-)
    
12.6627The $3.14 is here, in ChlemsfurtCOVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertFri Aug 04 1995 02:307
I said well-known Scottish resto, not Scotland.

I pay $3.14 for a whopper, coke, and fries.

The MacDoodles food in England was 50% more expensive.

/john
12.6628Drove 3212 miles for $716 (Hertz) + $323 (gaz)COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertFri Aug 04 1995 02:4010
I should moan about the gasoline prices, too.  Average of $3.68 per gallon
in the U.K.

I was lucky in France; they gave me a diesel, and diesel fuel averaged
only $2.79/gallon and I got 39.7 miles to the gallon in a really nice
car with enough pickup to safely pass anything on the road.

Gasoline in France was running about $4.50 a gallon.

/john
12.6629I could find a Wendees in Milford, CH, tooMOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Fri Aug 04 1995 02:526
>    It troubles me that Jack need drive a considerably farther 
>    distance to enjoy the simple pleasures of life. 

It's just that I gots to go that way to get from Mont Vernon to TAY2,
Keith. And, when I'm doin' it at the right time of the day ...

12.6630LJSRV2::KALIKOWHi-ho! Yow! I'm surfing Arpanet!Fri Aug 04 1995 03:035
    That's a pretty high-frequency shimmy ya got there, /john...  716 Hertz
    means that it's prolly yer universal joint (oo er) that's fritzled.
    
    hth.  ymwdv.  (Your Mileage Will Definitely Vary.) :-)
    
12.6631Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnFri Aug 04 1995 03:121
    Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh not much!
12.6632POBOX::BATTISGR8D8B8Fri Aug 04 1995 12:362
    
    <---- this disturbs me, grieviously so, in fact.
12.6633CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenFri Aug 04 1995 12:501
    Gill.  
12.6634POBOX::BATTISGR8D8B8Fri Aug 04 1995 13:122
    
    <-----   ??????
12.6635CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenFri Aug 04 1995 13:163
    it was a late entry (oo-er) to Dr. Dan's reference to a song called
    Entering Marion.  The intrepid traveller has an emotional crisis when
    he enters Gill.
12.6636POWDML::LAUERLittleChamber/PrepositionalPunishmentFri Aug 04 1995 13:184
    
    I enter Shirley on a daily basis.
    
    
12.6637POBOX::BATTISGR8D8B8Fri Aug 04 1995 13:202
    
    ooo errr
12.6639NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Fri Aug 04 1995 13:341
Via Connecticut.
12.6640DEVLPR::DKILLORANIt ain't easy, bein' sleezy!Fri Aug 04 1995 13:356
    
    > I enter Shirley on a daily basis.
    
    I wish I could say that.... ;->
    
    Dan
12.6641SPSEG::COVINGTONWhen the going gets weird...Fri Aug 04 1995 13:371
    Shirley, you jest.
12.6642POBOX::BATTISGR8D8B8Fri Aug 04 1995 13:382
    
    and stop calling me Shirley
12.6643SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Fri Aug 04 1995 13:403
    
    Beverly??
    
12.6644POBOX::BATTISGR8D8B8Fri Aug 04 1995 13:422
    
    her too
12.6645DECLNE::REESEToreDown,I'mAlmostLevelW/theGroundFri Aug 04 1995 13:444
    Still, it might have been cheaper had he gone to Wendy's instead
    of Wendee's :-)
    
    
12.6646CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenFri Aug 04 1995 13:481
    I have a friend I call Wendelicious. 
12.6647{cough}POWDML::LAUERLittleChamber/PrepositionalPunishmentFri Aug 04 1995 13:591
    
12.6648SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Fri Aug 04 1995 14:057
    
    re: .6646
    
    >I have a friend I call Wendelicious.
    
    Sorta rhymes with "debralicious".....
    
12.6649LANDO::OLIVER_BFri Aug 04 1995 14:222
IRH it when a person can't admit to his mistake,
fix it, and then just walk away.
12.6650POBOX::BATTISGR8D8B8Fri Aug 04 1995 14:252
    
    well Mr Oliver, don't be so hard on yourself
12.6651:)SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Fri Aug 04 1995 14:265
    
    <-----
    
    You had better fix that real quick or "she'll" like you!!!
    
12.6652LJSRV2::KALIKOWHi-ho! Yow! I'm surfing Arpanet!Fri Aug 04 1995 14:359
    'Tweren't Gill.
    
    
    'Twere Athol.
    
    "... and crashed... in a fleabag hotel."
    
    Ya gonna be a authority, ya gotta be right.
    
12.6653LANDO::OLIVER_BFri Aug 04 1995 15:212
I don't go in for the hir stuff.
I like my pronouns masculine, like my pilots.
12.6654SPSEG::COVINGTONWhen the going gets weird...Fri Aug 04 1995 15:222
    Like your pilots...????
    huh?
12.6655:)SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Fri Aug 04 1995 15:257
    
    <------
    
    Do you need your sarcasm meter checked too??
    
    Or should mz_deb just come over and bite you too???
    
12.6656LANDO::OLIVER_BFri Aug 04 1995 15:251
And my soldiers...
12.6657SPSEG::COVINGTONWhen the going gets weird...Fri Aug 04 1995 15:263
    My sarcasm meter is fine...
    
    It's just too short and these exchanges keep flying over its head...
12.6658LANDO::OLIVER_BFri Aug 04 1995 15:261
actually, I prefer a well-honed soldier...
12.6659SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Fri Aug 04 1995 15:286
    
    
    With brains intact I presume...
    
    ;)
    
12.6660LANDO::OLIVER_BFri Aug 04 1995 15:321
yes, I suppose that would be nice, too.
12.6661LJSRV2::KALIKOWHi-ho! Yow! I'm surfing Arpanet!Fri Aug 04 1995 15:422
    Alert:  Snarf Culture begins here.
    
12.6662LANDO::OLIVER_BFri Aug 04 1995 15:553
Snarf Culture Club!

I'm really glad the SCC is co-ed.
12.6663getting closer...SPSEG::COVINGTONWhen the going gets weird...Fri Aug 04 1995 15:594
    If it's the Culture Club, it's androgynous.
    
    Boy George managed to be co-ed all by himself.
    
12.6664Slowly he turned.....SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Fri Aug 04 1995 17:196
    
    Gee... and the demon ain't even noting in here today...
    
    Tsk... tsk...
    
    
12.6665SPSEG::COVINGTONWhen the going gets weird...Fri Aug 04 1995 17:361
                                         Incoming devil snarf!----->
12.6666Halt !GAAS::BRAUCHERFri Aug 04 1995 17:374
    
    Block
    
      bb
12.6667CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenFri Aug 04 1995 17:411
    Bible Bob Braucher jumps on the (un)holy hand grenade.  
12.6668CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanFri Aug 04 1995 18:5211



 ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH





 I don't need another day like this one..
12.6669SPEZKO::FRASERMobius Loop; see other sideFri Aug 04 1995 21:582
        10 years in this vale of tears.
12.6670TROOA::BUTKOVICHhappy&amp;peppy&amp;bursting with loveMon Aug 07 1995 01:0419
    Reading the news reports on yesterdays funeral of Brian Smith, an
    Ottawa sportscaster who was shot in the head in the CJOH parking lot
    last Tuesday. He had been working for the CTV affiliate for 22 years.
    His wife is a reporter for the Ottawa Citizen paper.
    Smith played in the NHL for the LA Kings and Minnesota North Stars in
    the late 60s. His brother Gary was a longtime goalie in the NHL and his
    father, Des, played for the Boston Bruins (was on the Stanley Cup
    winning 1940-41 team) Jeffrey Arenburg, 38, has been taken into custody
    for Smith's murder. Arenburg has a history of mental illness and his
    delusions led him to attack a Nova Scotia radio station manager in 1992
    - he is still wanted on a warrant for not paying the fine for that
    assault. Arenburg was angry at the media and wanted to "hurt" someone
    famous - Smith was the first person he recognized coming out of the
    station. Smith was obviously well respected and well liked.  His
    funeral was attended by over 1500 people including Don Cherry, Peter 
    Jennings, CBC news anchor Peter Mansbridge and Baton Broadcasting 
    president Doug Bassett.  A 61-year old Ottawa man who received Smith's 
    heart in a transplant was out of intensive care and could live another 
    20 years.  In all, seven people have received Smith's organs.
12.6671GIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Mon Aug 07 1995 01:5010
re <<< Note 12.6670 

Where/how did Arenburg get a gun?

> Arenburg has a history of mental illness...
> he is still wanted on a warrant...



Chele
12.6672POLAR::RICHARDSONThank You KindlyMon Aug 07 1995 05:071
    More car problems. 8^/
12.6673LANDO::OLIVER_BMon Aug 07 1995 13:365
Now all the John Wayne wannabees can carry concealed
weapons in public thanks to the Bushbaby Guv.  

Business people are up in arms (npi), especially 
people who own pubs and bars.  And no wonder.
12.6674NETCAD::WOODFORDIfStressWasFood,I'dBeVERYfat!Mon Aug 07 1995 13:3613
    
    
    TTHThisWeekend:  The cheap, useless, little metal stakes
    that our new dining fly came with.  Good thing we packed
    extra stakes!!
    
    Glad we took this test camping trip to work out all the bugs
    before we leave for Canada this friday.  It was well worthwhile!
    
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.6675NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Mon Aug 07 1995 13:552
You have dining flies?  Ours just buzz around, occasionally landing on the
food.  I wish _I_ could work out our bugs.
12.6676NETCAD::WOODFORDIfStressWasFood,I'dBeVERYfat!Mon Aug 07 1995 13:578
    
    
    :*)  Cute Gerald!  :*)
    
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.6677Huh?ROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150kts is TOO slow!Mon Aug 07 1995 13:585
    re: .6673
    
    What are you babbling about?
    
    Bob
12.6678WAHOO::LEVESQUEthe heat is onMon Aug 07 1995 14:1111
    >Now all the John Wayne wannabees can carry concealed
    >weapons in public thanks to the Bushbaby Guv.
    
     Actually, Gov Bush merely signed the legislation which has been passed
    by the Texas legislature and vetoed by the former gov. Had this law
    been in effect a few years ago, that mass murder in Killeen would have
    claimed far fewer victims. 
    
    >Business people are up in arms
    
     There are always a few whiners, but it's actually a popular law.
12.6679Bang! Bang!LANDO::OLIVER_BMon Aug 07 1995 14:255
.6677

>       What are you babbling about?

Better take that back pardner, or I'll let you have it.
12.6680DEVLPR::DKILLORANIt ain't easy, bein' sleezy!Mon Aug 07 1995 15:1610
    
> Now all the John Wayne wannabees can carry concealed
> weapons in public thanks to the Bushbaby Guv.  
> 
> Business people are up in arms (npi), especially 
> people who own pubs and bars.  And no wonder.
    
    Not much bias in this is there....
    
    Dan
12.6681MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuaryMon Aug 07 1995 15:3514
    
> Now all the John Wayne wannabees can carry concealed
> weapons in public thanks to the Bushbaby Guv.  
> 
> Business people are up in arms (npi), especially 
> people who own pubs and bars.  And no wonder.
    
    we've been carrying concealed in mass for years... and in many
    other states there are similar laws allowing concealed carry.
    knowing that there's nothing to worry about, i still can't help
    hoping that this is keeping you awake at night. there's nothing
    sweeter to my ear than a good lefty whine...
    
    -b
12.6682SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Mon Aug 07 1995 15:378
    
    
    > Business people are up in arms (npi), especially
    >people who own pubs and bars.  And no wonder.
    
    
    
    Can they say... "flak-vest"???
12.6683LANDO::OLIVER_BMon Aug 07 1995 16:406
People can carry concealed weapons in Mass??  I didn't 
know that.  Now I knew they could in Cow Hampster...
but not in Mass.

Yeah Dan, I'm biased on this, what's it to ya?  You 
claiming to be unbiased on issues?  Huh?
12.6684MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuaryMon Aug 07 1995 16:5630
    
  >People can carry concealed weapons in Mass??  I didn't 
  >know that.  Now I knew they could in Cow Hampster...
  >but not in Mass.

    well lord knows, i wouldn't want to have facts get in the way
    of your opinion, but yes, one can carry concealed in mass.
    your understanding of the new hampshire law is flawed as
    well, so if you can stop foaming for a minute, i can help
    set you straight on that one too...

    in mass, to purchase or possess a handgun one needs a license
    to carry. the license to carry bears the photo and right
    index fingerprint of the holder. to obtain a license to
    carry, a full background check is done on the person and
    the chief of police in the community where the license is
    issued has certain "discretionary" powers. once one obtains
    a license to carry, there is no additional provision for
    carrying concealed. the person may carry either concealed
    or openly.

    in new hampshire, you cannot carry concealed without a
    separate license for doing so. any resident of the state
    of nh can purchase a firearm with their driver's license
    or state issued picture id. however, to carry the firearm
    concealed, they must obtain a permit from their chief
    of police.

    -b
   
12.6685CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenMon Aug 07 1995 17:582
    Sunburned lips.  Forgot that overcast skies are capable of burning
    flesh.  OUCH!
12.6686Thanks for the infoLANDO::OLIVER_BMon Aug 07 1995 18:0419
> well lord knows, i wouldn't want to have facts get in the way
>    of your opinion, but yes, one can carry concealed in mass.

Hey, look, I admitted my ignorance on the subject.  I can still
object to a policy I object to.

>    your understanding of the new hampshire law is flawed as
>    well,

I didn't write enough about cow hampster's law for you to make
that determination; all I wrote was that I knew they could carry
in that state.  

>   so if you can stop foaming for a minute, i can help
>    set you straight on that one too...

Ah, foam this.  

12.6687SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Mon Aug 07 1995 18:144
    
    
    She really likes you Brian... she really does....
    
12.6688DEVLPR::DKILLORANIt ain't easy, bein' sleezy!Mon Aug 07 1995 18:535
    
> Ah, foam this.  
    
    Somebody give that woman a Valium !
    
12.6689LANDO::OLIVER_BMon Aug 07 1995 19:055
>Somebody give that woman a Valium !

Why don't you take a few dozen Dan?   Might
help you to cut down on your use of exclamation 
points.
12.6690WAHOO::LEVESQUEthe heat is onMon Aug 07 1995 19:271
    It would appear that LKG1 has lost phone service...
12.6691At least not for long.COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertMon Aug 07 1995 19:351
I would appear not.
12.6692WAHOO::LEVESQUEthe heat is onMon Aug 07 1995 19:391
    <== you wouldn't? <blink> <blink>   8v)
12.6693SUBSYS::NEUMYERLove is a dirty jobMon Aug 07 1995 19:517
    
    	Re .6684
    
    	In MA you DO NOT need a license to carry to posess a handgun. You 
    need  a LTC to transport a handgun. 
    
    ed
12.6694GAVEL::JANDROWFriendsRtheFamilyUChooseForYourselfMon Aug 07 1995 19:525
    
    
    tth:  the upcoming presentation i have in about 75 minutes.... :< :<
    
    
12.6695CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanMon Aug 07 1995 19:565



 You'll do great, raq!  You'll kocq their soqs off!
12.6696kocq????SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Mon Aug 07 1995 20:061
    
12.6697CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanMon Aug 07 1995 20:215



 YIKES!!  Of course I meant knocq :-/
12.6698SPSEG::COVINGTONWhen the going gets weird...Mon Aug 07 1995 20:364
    .6693
    
    How do you get it home from the gun store?
    
12.6699SMURF::BINDERNight's candles are burnt out.Mon Aug 07 1995 20:383
    .6698
    
    You get the LTC *before* you buy the piece, not after.
12.6700Hateful snarf.SMURF::BINDERNight's candles are burnt out.Mon Aug 07 1995 20:381
    
12.6701LANDO::OLIVER_BMon Aug 07 1995 20:421
He kocqed and wocqed.
12.6702SPSEG::COVINGTONWhen the going gets weird...Mon Aug 07 1995 20:504
    So you still need the LTC to possess a handgun, unless you have it
    delivered to your house by FedEx.
    
    Regulation through legislation.
12.6703NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Mon Aug 07 1995 20:521
Can't you buy a gun from a private party who will deliver it to your abode?
12.6704CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenMon Aug 07 1995 22:011
    Not legally.
12.6705MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuaryMon Aug 07 1995 23:0319
        >	Re .6684
    
    >	In MA you DO NOT need a license to carry to posess a handgun. You 
    >need  a LTC to transport a handgun. 
    
    before you correct someone, you might want to get your facts
    straight. of course, you probably know what i'm about to tell
    you, similar to the way you chimed in with your mickey mouse
    correction to what i said. so, here's a taste of your own
    medicine:

    the only circumstances under which one can possess a handgun
    without a license to carry, is in their own home and only
    if they have an fid card.

    and, i might add, i was using possess purely in the sense of
    carrying. not owning.

    -b
12.6706MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuaryMon Aug 07 1995 23:115
    
    ... and one cannot legally purchase a gun without an ltc,
    to answer the questions posed by others...
    
    -b
12.6707GAVEL::JANDROWFriendsRtheFamilyUChooseForYourselfTue Aug 08 1995 11:586
    
    actually, jimbo, i am sure you meant 'knoq'...
    
    and i did alright...i survived...but it was 15 of the longest minutes...
    
    
12.6708CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanTue Aug 08 1995 13:044


 knoq it is..
12.6709GAVEL::JANDROWFriendsRtheFamilyUChooseForYourselfTue Aug 08 1995 13:1112
    
    
    tththismorning...
    
    on the way into worq, i pulled into the newly remodeled mobil gas
    station, complete with a dunkin' donuts drive-thru...ordered a medium
    hazelnut iced coffee...forgot to tell her 'light, no sugar...'...it was
    loaded with sugar...when the straw was resting on the bottom of the
    cup, i got a mouthful of sugar ... {gaq}
    
    
    
12.6710DEVLPR::DKILLORANIt ain't easy, bein' sleezy!Tue Aug 08 1995 14:189
    
    > loaded with sugar...when the straw was resting on the bottom of the
    > cup, i got a mouthful of sugar ... {gaq}
    
    ohhhh, that's a tempting target, but I won't.... I'm trying to be
    better about saying things like that...
    
    :-)
    Dan
12.6711POLAR::RICHARDSONThank You KindlyTue Aug 08 1995 14:181
    Summer is already half over. 8^/
12.6712SUBSYS::NEUMYERLove is a dirty jobTue Aug 08 1995 14:328
    re .6705
    
    	So tell me what fact I didn't have correct. And I was taking the
    word possess as the wat the law states it. 
    
    	And thanks for the name calling.
    
    ed
12.6713MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuaryTue Aug 08 1995 15:0720
    
    re: -1

    rudeness is de rigueur around here, so i suppose i should expect
    it. but i find one of the most irritating forms of rudeness is
    correcting someone who doesn't need correcting. i knew full well
    what the law in mass is, as you probably do too. i didn't give
    the complete details of the law when i said you had to have an
    ltc to possess a handgun, and you didn't give the complete
    details when you said you didn't have to have an ltc. i
    specifically left out the additional details of the law which
    allow one to possess a handgun with only an fid -- under
    very restricted circumstances --- because the discussion was
    about *carrying*. but don't ever, ever, think of apologizing
    for being rude. not ever!

    and i didn't call you a name. i said correcting me like you
    did was a mickey mouse thing to do. and it was.

    -b
12.6714SUBSYS::NEUMYERLove is a dirty jobTue Aug 08 1995 15:304
    
    	Fine. I won't bother anymore.
    
    ed
12.6715NETCAD::WOODFORDBraceYerselfCanada!!I'm-a-Comin'!Tue Aug 08 1995 15:4110
    
    
    TTHT:  I have an upset stomach that I think only
    Kimball's an cure, but I have no time for that today. 
    
    
    :(
    
    Terrie
    
12.6716lactose intolerantMPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuaryTue Aug 08 1995 15:569
    >TTHT:  I have an upset stomach that I think only
    >Kimball's an cure, but I have no time for that today. 
    
    for me it's just the opposite... i don't have an upset
    stomach, but would have if i went to kimball's; i
    wouldn't have time for anything either, i'd be so busy,
    if you know what i mean.
    
    -b
12.6717TROOA::COLLINSCareful! That sponge has corners!Tue Aug 08 1995 15:573
    
    "END THE INTOLERANCE OF LACTOSE!!"
    
12.6718a connection?HBAHBA::HAASbuggedTue Aug 08 1995 15:588
>    <<< Note 12.6716 by MPGS::MARKEY "The bottom end of Liquid Sanctuary" >>>
                                       ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>    wouldn't have time for anything either, i'd be so busy,
>    if you know what i mean.

Are these two related?

TTom
12.6719NETCAD::WOODFORDBraceYerselfCanada!!I'm-a-Comin'!Tue Aug 08 1995 16:004
    
    
    Thanks -b....I no longer have a craving for Kimballs....
    
12.6720Dammit woman... turn the gd A/c off.VMSNET::M_MACIOLEKFour54 Camaro/Only way to flyTue Aug 08 1995 16:191
    $254 power bill.  OUCH.
12.6721I'm moving out of their jurisdiction ... :-)BRITE::FYFETue Aug 08 1995 16:443
>   $254 power bill.  OUCH.

Let me guess ...  PSNH?
12.6722GAVEL::JANDROWFriendsRtheFamilyUChooseForYourselfTue Aug 08 1995 16:476
    
    well, if you didn't live in the SOUTH, it wouldn't be so hot and she
    wouldn't have to have the a/c on as much and you, too, could have a 23$
    electricty bill like me... :> :>
    
    
12.6723CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanTue Aug 08 1995 16:519


 When I lived in Arizona $250/month electrical bills were the norm during
 the 2 summers we lived there.



 Jim
12.6724MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuaryTue Aug 08 1995 16:547
    
    and how much are people with electric heat paying in the northern
    parts of the country during january and february... it all boils
    down to whether bitching and moaning season is the summer or the
    winter... :-)
    
    -b
12.6725NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Aug 08 1995 16:555
> When I lived in Arizona $250/month electrical bills were the norm during
> the 2 summers we lived there.

I thought people in hot dry climates use swamp coolers instead of ACs.
Aren't they much more energy efficient?
12.6726CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanTue Aug 08 1995 16:565


 Good point.  When I lived in Sandown NH our electric bills in the winter
 were about the same as the summer bills in Arizona :-/
12.6727SPSEG::COVINGTONWhen the going gets weird...Tue Aug 08 1995 16:584
    People still have electric heat up here?
    
    I rented a house with it once...with the thermostat at 60, we hit $550
    in February. Promptly moved out.
12.6728CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanTue Aug 08 1995 16:5816
>> When I lived in Arizona $250/month electrical bills were the norm during
>> the 2 summers we lived there.

>I thought people in hot dry climates use swamp coolers instead of ACs.
>Aren't they much more energy efficient?


 Hmmm...it's been 15 years since I lived there, but as I recall we had
 a swamp cooler which we used from March-early May, then went to the refridger-
 ation cooling from early May-mid October.  And from mid July-late Sept, it
 was anything but dry in Phoenix.



 Jim
12.6729DEVLPR::DKILLORANIt ain't easy, bein' sleezy!Tue Aug 08 1995 17:115
    
    re: the last few...
    
    Why do you need A/C ?  95+ is when living gets fun... :-)
    
12.6730NETCAD::WOODFORDOhNO! Not the LAN Mr. Bill!Tue Aug 08 1995 17:3015
    
    
    I don't know where you folks get your electric from,
    but my electric bill has never been more than $53.00,
    and I run my air conditioner all the time in the summer.
    
    I also live in a very old house with windows that leak
    like you read about.
    
    My average electric bill is about $35.00. (Three bedroom
    house with K/LR/DR)
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.6731CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanTue Aug 08 1995 17:3610


 Try living in a place where the temperature during the day is 100+ for 3-4
 months, and the overnight temperature gets down to a cool 85-90.




 Jim
12.6732SHRCTR::DAVISTue Aug 08 1995 17:597
     <<< Note 12.6730 by NETCAD::WOODFORD "OhNO! Not the LAN Mr. Bill!" >>>

>    and I run my air conditioner all the time in the summer.
    
Are you sure you didn't mean *hair* conditioner? 'Cause i've found that 
hardly uses any electricity at all...

12.6734CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanTue Aug 08 1995 18:104


 I'd love to return to Colorado Springs.
12.6735MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuaryTue Aug 08 1995 18:127
    
    dang nabbit! the server i connect to keeps croaking (again!).
    all the decwindows i had open on it just went *poof*...
    two terminals and an emacs gone without so much as a "by
    your leave".
    
    -b
12.6736CNTROL::JENNISONRevive us, Oh LordTue Aug 08 1995 18:4610
	Some nice man * in the cafeteria just presumed that I was pregnant.

	Made some comment about people watching their language for the
	sake of the baby on the way.

	guaranteed to make my day 


* oxymoron alert
12.6737TROOA::COLLINSCareful! That sponge has corners!Tue Aug 08 1995 18:484
    
    I would NEVER, no, NOT EVER make a remark about a woman's preganancy
    unless I was absolutely 100% sure.  Like, say, during delivery.
    
12.6738MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuaryTue Aug 08 1995 18:526
    >I would NEVER, no, NOT EVER make a remark about a woman's preganancy
    >unless I was absolutely 100% sure.  Like, say, during delivery.
    
    but _especially_ during "transition". trust me on this...
    
    -b
12.6739DEVLPR::DKILLORANIt ain't easy, bein' sleezy!Tue Aug 08 1995 19:028
    
    > Try living in a place where the temperature during the day is 100+ for 3-4
    > months, and the overnight temperature gets down to a cool 85-90.
    
    Hey Jim, WHERE do you live !  
    
    :-))))))
    Dan
12.6740Could have been worse:DECWIN::RALTOStay in bed, float upstreamTue Aug 08 1995 19:1316
    re: .6736
    
    A long time ago, someone assumed that my stepmother was pregnant...
    
    ...her doctor!
    
    And my father was right there in the exam room with them at the
    time.  There was more than enough embarrassment to go around the
    room.  She was ticked!
    
    I can understand your dismay (while disagreeing with your oxymoron,
    of course...).  The strange thing is, she was thin and tall, except
    for a drinking belly, which was probably the source of the doctor's
    confusion.
    
    Chris
12.6742NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Aug 08 1995 19:161
A drinking belly is even more unusual than a talking dog.
12.6743WAHOO::LEVESQUEthe heat is onTue Aug 08 1995 19:164
    Noters who seek attention by dominating discussion until nobody else
    discusses anything anymore. Get the attention you so desperately
    crave another way, willya? Talk about having the lowest usefulness/byte
    quotient ever...
12.6744POLAR::RICHARDSONThank You KindlyTue Aug 08 1995 19:191
    Beverly?
12.6745CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanTue Aug 08 1995 19:2315
    
>    > Try living in a place where the temperature during the day is 100+ for 3-4
 >   > months, and the overnight temperature gets down to a cool 85-90.
    
  >  Hey Jim, WHERE do you live !  
    
   


     Backtracking a few notes, I mentioned that at one time I lived in Phoenix




 Jim
12.6746I should trademark thisDECWIN::RALTOStay in bed, float upstreamTue Aug 08 1995 19:329
    re: drinking belly
    
    I might have said "liquor belly", but that would conjure up
    even stranger images.
    
    Actually, it looked like a beer belly, but it was from drinking
    way too much of the hard stuff... how about "Seagram's belly"?
    
    Chris
12.6747NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Aug 08 1995 19:331
If your stepmother had Seagram's belly, whose belly did Seagram have?
12.6748GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA memberTue Aug 08 1995 19:402
    
    Gerald, did you liquor belly????????
12.6749Don't touch that, you don't know where it's beenDECWIN::RALTOStay in bed, float upstreamTue Aug 08 1995 19:435
>> If your stepmother had Seagram's belly, whose belly did Seagram have?
    
    My stepmother's.  We don't want to know the details.
    
    Chris
12.6750Has anyone ever melted to death?DECLNE::REESEToreDown,I'mAlmostLevelW/theGroundTue Aug 08 1995 20:0518
    MadMike,
    
    How large is your house?  Is it possible the A/C bill is higher
    because you now have a home office and keep the place cooler because
    of the equipment?  My Georgia Power bill was $82; my place is 3BR
    2Bath; however I back the thermostat off to about 78 degrees when
    I'm at work and down a little when I get home.  Also, I don't have
    2 kids and a hubby; don't have to be doing all that extra laundry
    every day :-)
    
    I did notice that all my utility bills were higher during the 6 mos
    I was out on disability, though.
    
    For those who have never lived in the South, today is considered
    a "break" in the heatwave......the temp this AM was 71 degrees, but
    the humidity was over 90% !!!!!!
    
    
12.6751NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Aug 08 1995 20:141
MadMike has 2 kids and a hubby?
12.6752SMURF::BINDERNight's candles are burnt out.Tue Aug 08 1995 20:153
    you folx what's bitchin about a/c bills could solve the prollum the way
    i did when i was livin in south florida.  turn off the a/c.  install a
    few ceiling fans and learn how to open and close windows.
12.6753SPSEG::COVINGTONWhen the going gets weird...Tue Aug 08 1995 20:182
    South florida is different from the other parts of the south. Matter o'
    fact, South Florida sin't part of the south.
12.6754Try not to set A/C on Deep Freeze :-)DECLNE::REESEToreDown,I'mAlmostLevelW/theGroundTue Aug 08 1995 22:036
    Doesn't help to open windows if there isn't a breeze.  Even if
    there IS  a breeze 90% humidity doesn't make it practical.  The
    A/C works over-time once you turn it back on trying to wring out
    the house.
    
    
12.6755BIGQ::SILVADiabloWed Aug 09 1995 01:334


	Why Jack, that is unlucky.... I'm sorry...
12.6756POWDML::LAUERLittleChamberPrepositionalPunishmentWed Aug 09 1995 02:145
    
    Well, actually, it's _lucky_ for that to happen, because it will ensure
    that Jack learns touch typing, and fast 8^).
    
    
12.6757MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Aug 09 1995 02:162
[Feeling as though I should have left a pointer for the late-night impaired.]

12.6758POLAR::RICHARDSONThank You KindlyWed Aug 09 1995 02:171
    It might have gotten lost in the bidet.
12.6759POWDML::LAUERLittleChamberPrepositionalPunishmentWed Aug 09 1995 02:184
    
    Now I'm confused.
    
    I know, I know, what else is new 8^)?
12.6760MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Aug 09 1995 02:193
>    It might have gotten lost in the bidet.

Well, as they say, "It all comes out in the wash."
12.6761Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnWed Aug 09 1995 03:021
    widget!
12.6762DEVLPR::DKILLORANIt ain't easy, bein' sleezy!Wed Aug 09 1995 13:255
    
    Smokers who flip their cigarette butts out the car window without
    looking to see who's behind them!  :-(

    Dan (who was recently hit by said incendiary device)
12.6763GAVEL::JANDROWFriendsRtheFamilyUChooseForYourselfWed Aug 09 1995 13:3317
    > karen (j)...
    
    been there...i was at a bridal shower for a good friend's sister-in-law
    to be.  i was wearing stretch pants and an oversized sweatshirt type
    shirt.  i thought i looked pretty good.  then, a friend of my friend's
    mother (whom i have *never* met before this day) butted into a
    conversation i was having with my friend and his mom, asked when i was
    due...i turned about 10 shades of red and said i wasn't pregnant.  she
    just shrugged her shoulders and walked away...most embarrassing for a
    14-year-old...
    
    tthlastnite:  those friggin' neighbors of mine that don't speak english
    except to yell "up yours" at me when i yelled "shut up" out the window
    at 11:30 last nite...i can't believe the lack of supervision these kids
    have...on a tuesday nite...summer vacation or not, they shouldn't be
    making all the noise they were making...
     
12.6764Stooooooooooopido.COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertWed Aug 09 1995 13:388
>    Smokers who flip their cigarette butts out the car window without
>    looking to see who's behind them!  :-(

Smokers who flip their cigarette butts out the car window at any time.

Can you say BRUSHFIRE or FOREST FIRE?

/john
12.6765NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Aug 09 1995 13:401
How about non-smokers who flip their butts out the window?
12.6766SMURF::BINDERNight's candles are burnt out.Wed Aug 09 1995 13:5033
    .6753, .6754
    
    > South florida is different from the other parts of the south.
    
    Quite true.  It's hotter and wetter.
    
    > Doesn't help to open windows if there isn't a breeze....
    
    Wrong.  Opening windows on the shady sides of the house (a.m., north
    and west; p.m., north and east), leaving curtains and windows on the
    sunny sides of the house closed, causes a temperature differential in
    the house sufficient to impel a mild breeze.  Get that breeze moving
    with ceiling fans (we had six in an eight-room house; only kitchen and
    dining room lacked them), and you would be astonished at how much you
    can do to cool yourself.  Open everything at night to clear out
    everything possible, and batten down again before the sun is over the
    trees.
    
    > The
    > A/C works over-time once you turn it back on trying to wring out
    > the house.
    
    This presumes that you ever turn it on.  Between December 1972 and
    October 1982, we lived in two different houses, both far enough inland
    not to benefit from the twilight breezes.  The first had no A/C, the
    second had one that we never once turned on and in fact had to have
    repaired before we could sell the house.
    
    The A/C in ZK3 failed last week.  I learned of the failure when some of
    my colleagues complained of the stifling heat; I was not at all
    uncomfortable, and I never did become uncomfortable even after I
    noticed the increasing temperature a couple of hours after the first
    complaints were voiced.
12.6767NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Aug 09 1995 13:511
Binder's cold-blooded.
12.6768SPSEG::COVINGTONWhen the going gets weird...Wed Aug 09 1995 13:544
    Hotter and wetter?
    
    From my recollection, the temp in Miami was usually less than the temp
    im say, atlanta.
12.6769SPSEG::COVINGTONWhen the going gets weird...Wed Aug 09 1995 14:018
    Examing the packaging of a "food product" I just purchased from the
    vending machine (after I've finished eating it)
    
    and finding (No, I am not Making This Up)
    
    "Excessive consumption may have laxative effect."
    
    HUGE, TREMENDOUS, LOUD GAK!
12.6770NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Aug 09 1995 14:031
What's the food product?
12.6771Spam?SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Wed Aug 09 1995 14:051
    
12.6772Good, we could use a game at mid-weekDECWIN::RALTOStay in bed, float upstreamWed Aug 09 1995 14:057
    >> "Excessive consumption may have laxative effect."
    
    Guessing this one could be more fun than MAD LIBS.
    
    How about Granola snack bar?
    
    Chris
12.6774SPSEG::COVINGTONWhen the going gets weird...Wed Aug 09 1995 14:097
    Maybe this part should go in the confessional. After all, I did choose
    to buy this.
    
    It's "Foxes Vanilla Sugar Free Cookie Crisps."
    "Cholesterol Free - Low Sodium"
    
    "You won't believe they're sugar free!"
12.6775COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertWed Aug 09 1995 14:153
Phenolphthalein for a sweetener?

/john
12.6776NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Aug 09 1995 14:191
I think it's sorbitol.
12.6777SPSEG::COVINGTONWhen the going gets weird...Wed Aug 09 1995 14:206
    You're thinking of Phenylanine. Yes, it has that. I wasn't sure if it
    was the sweetener or the excessive amounts of Soybean Oil (primary
    ingredient.)
    
    Phenolphthalein is the indicator used in chemistry that changes color
    around pH 9. Less than 8, it's clear. Greater than 10, it's pink.
12.6778SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Wed Aug 09 1995 14:214
    
    
    Only your intestines know for sure!!
    
12.6779NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Aug 09 1995 14:224
>    Phenolphthalein is the indicator used in chemistry that changes color
>    around pH 9. Less than 8, it's clear. Greater than 10, it's pink.

It's also the active ingredient of Ex-Lax.
12.6780TROOA::COLLINSCareful! That sponge has corners!Wed Aug 09 1995 14:225
    
>I think it's sorbitol.
    
    That some kind of new paper towel or sumpthin?
    
12.6781SPSEG::COVINGTONWhen the going gets weird...Wed Aug 09 1995 14:247
    .6779
    
    You sure?
    No sh*t!
    I had always heard the chem rumor that adding a little of this
    indicator to someone's coffee would make them piss for days. Guess the
    bodily function got switched in the translation.
12.6782CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenWed Aug 09 1995 14:294
    No, it will turn your unrine blue.  Other than that, it has little
    physical effect.  
    
    
12.6783CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanWed Aug 09 1995 14:3220

    
>    You sure?
>    No sh*t!
 

    I suspect the opposite would be the result.




   hth.

 




 
12.6784COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertWed Aug 09 1995 14:358
Phenolphthalein won't turn anything blue, except possibly your face if
you can't find a toilet in time.  It is, indeed, the active ingredient
in ex-lax.

Methylene blue, on the other hand, will turn your urine, tears, and sweat
blue.

/john
12.6785CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenWed Aug 09 1995 14:351
    Well, there you go. 
12.6786SMURF::BINDERNight's candles are burnt out.Wed Aug 09 1995 14:547
    .6768
    
    Inland 10 miles from Pompano Beach, we usually saw summer temps *well*
    up in the 90s, not infrequently over 100.  Relative humidity was almost
    always over 95%, often 98 or 99.  Rain was a daily event; every
    afternoon it clouded up and rained, then cleared so the sun could steam
    us like lobsters.
12.6787SPSEG::COVINGTONWhen the going gets weird...Wed Aug 09 1995 15:167
    .6786
    
    Hmmm....
    
    Perhaps I should avoid this place at all costs.
    I have an aversion to being steamed like a lobster.
    I prefer to be packed in ice like a tuna.
12.6788CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenWed Aug 09 1995 15:192
    Tuners are packed in salt, cod oil or spring water.  None of them very
    appealing IMO.
12.6789COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertWed Aug 09 1995 15:231
My last tuner was packed in bubble wrap.
12.6790WAHOO::LEVESQUEthe heat is onWed Aug 09 1995 15:254
    >Tuners are packed in salt, cod oil or spring water.  None of them
    >very appealing IMO.
    
     Not freshly caught tuna; they be packed in ice and airlifted to japan.
12.6792POWDML::CKELLYThe Proverbial Bad PennyWed Aug 09 1995 16:0122
    having had a terrible head/chest cold for 2 weeks.
    
    finally go to doctor yesterday, have brochitis, was given 3
    prescriptions.
    
    tried to fill on way home yesterday, every cvs i tried was
    phramacy-less.
    
    said the heck with it, went home, crashed, filled at local cvs
    this morning.
    
    1.5 hours after ingesting meds, body starts to itch like mad.  call
    dr.  sounds like allergic reaction.  go to nurse, get benadryl, have
    to be pleasant and chatty whilst they ensure i don't expire.  i still
    itch, only now i'm too drowsy to care.
    
    oh yes, and bp was 158/100 at doctor's yesterday; at nurse today
    (she will NEVER be in a position to administer a needle to me), it
    was 128/76.  Dr. does not believe that the bp spikes in relation to
    visiting her.
    
    i think this is enough.
12.6793RIP... He will be missedDOCTP::KELLERtime for a new personal nameWed Aug 09 1995 16:377
TTHT:

Hearing that Jerry Garcia Died

It is a sad day,

Geoff
12.6794EST::RANDOLPHTom R. N1OOQWed Aug 09 1995 17:049
>    <<< Note 12.6762 by DEVLPR::DKILLORAN "It ain't easy, bein' sleezy!" >>>
>    Smokers who flip their cigarette butts out the car window without
>    looking to see who's behind them!  :-(
>    Dan (who was recently hit by said incendiary device)

Standard procedure, if it lands where you can get it, is to catch up with
them and flip it back into their car...

I never had the opportunity...
12.6795EST::RANDOLPHTom R. N1OOQWed Aug 09 1995 17:066
>     <<< Note 12.6769 by SPSEG::COVINGTON "When the going gets weird..." >>>
>    "Excessive consumption may have laxative effect."
>    HUGE, TREMENDOUS, LOUD GAK!

You call that a gak?
Good thing you didn't open the box of raisins I opened the other day...
12.6796NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Aug 09 1995 17:101
Did some of the raisins have legs?
12.6797I utilize 3 ceiling fans alsoDECLNE::REESEToreDown,I'mAlmostLevelW/theGroundWed Aug 09 1995 17:3921
    Binder,
    
    I have neighbors who have removed all screens from their windows.
    If it's March, then it's time to turn on the A/C; they shut it off
    after Thanksgiving :-)
    
    I like fresh air; I didn't turn my A/C on and leave it on until mid-
    June.  As soon as the humidity abates I'll start opening windows
    again; but it just isn't worth doing it a day here, a day there.
    My best friend is one of those on/off people; her house is smaller
    than mine and she can't figure out why her power bill is always so
    much higher than mine (especially since she doesn't run her A/C
    all the time).  I contend it's the humidity; I've been in her house
    when she turns the A/C on and it seems like the A/C takes forever
    to cycle back off once the house reaches a comfortable temperature.
    
    BTW, she's had her A/C checked, nothing wrong with it and it's
    more than adequate size for her house.  The A/C repairman told her
    to put it on and leave it on once we hit the "dog days".
    
    
12.6798EST::RANDOLPHTom R. N1OOQWed Aug 09 1995 17:435
> Did some of the raisins have legs?

Uhh, well, no.
Neither did any of the other things in there.

12.6799GOOEY::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Wed Aug 09 1995 17:5816
    
    
    	Speaking of A/C's reminded me of something that set me
    	into a fit of hysterics.
    
    	My mom's mom is 83 years old and if she weighs her age 
    	soaking wet, she's lucky.  She's *always* wearing a 
    	sweater, even if it's 90.
    
    	Now I know this is one of the hottest summers on record
    	because this woman had my dad install an air conditioner in
    	her apartment!  I told my mother to call Governor Weld and
    	ask for some heatwave assistance money like NH got because
    	MA obviously needs it, if my grandmother bought an air
    	conditioner!
    
12.6800 SNARF !DEVLPR::DKILLORANIt ain't easy, bein' sleezy!Wed Aug 09 1995 18:066
    
    > .... body starts to itch like mad....
    
    I'll scratch ya ALL over if'n that'll help... ;->
    
    Dan
12.6801SMURF::BINDERNight's candles are burnt out.Wed Aug 09 1995 18:0813
    .6797
    
    Karen, it takes a determination to learn how to live with the weather. 
    You can't be on again/off again, you have to decide that you will NOT
    use A/C.  And then learn to live with it the same way your ancestors
    lived with it before A/C was invented.  Don't move fast, don't even
    talk fast.  Drink lots of nonalcoholic fluids.  Learn to adjust your
    ventilation systems.  Go with the flow, don't try to make it adapt to
    you.  Weaning yourself from A/C isn't easy, but it's proably healthier
    for anyone who doesn't suffer from a heat-related medical condition,
    and it's sure as all getout cheaper.  I had the hilarious experience of
    seeing my brother go gak over his first month's $350 electric bill and
    promptly install ceiling fans.
12.6802SPSEG::COVINGTONWhen the going gets weird...Wed Aug 09 1995 18:172
    Pardon my ignorance, but were the hot&humid areas of the south heavily
    populated with native folk?
12.6803SMURF::BINDERNight's candles are burnt out.Wed Aug 09 1995 18:225
    .6802
    
    "Native" folk?  Amerinds, d'ye mean?  If so be that you do, then yes. 
    Of course, that was before the whites came along and deforested large,
    er, tracts of land.
12.6804Age = older than EC, younger than Jagger :-)DECLNE::REESEToreDown,I'mAlmostLevelW/theGroundWed Aug 09 1995 21:0916
    Dick,
    
    I'm of the age (ahem) that I'm not about to go without my creature
    comforts.  I DO agree (and my doc backs up it), that it is NOT
    healthy to keep A/C too cool, i.e. deep freeze.
    
    When I first moved to Ga. over 25 years ago, I had a LOT of URIs
    and couldn't figure out why.  My doctor said it just wasn't good
    for anyone (young or old) to keep the A/C too cold and then walk
    out into our hot/humid weather.
    
    By keeping my house between 78-80 degrees, I can comfortably walk
    outside without feeling like I've been smacked up side the head
    with a 2 X 4 :-)
    
    
12.6805SEAPIG::PERCIVALI'm the NRA,USPSA/IPSC,NROI-ROWed Aug 09 1995 21:233
	Finding a B1 virus in my (almost) new PC.

Jim
12.6806Eek.SMURF::WALTERSWed Aug 09 1995 23:075
    
    Down to my last bottle of Firkin Bitter, and no backup brew
    in progress as we can't have the place smelling like a barrelhouse
    right now.   Have to lash out $8 for a sixer of Theakston's Old
    Peculiar.
12.6807TROOA::COLLINSCareful! That sponge has corners!Thu Aug 10 1995 02:154
    
    <---- Ain't THAT peculiar
          (Peculiar as can be)
    
12.6808SMURF::WALTERSThu Aug 10 1995 03:061
    I like the odd beer.
12.6809CALDEC::RAHGene Police! You! Outa the Pool!Thu Aug 10 1995 04:375
    
    sore from running 7 miles followed by ice skating for 90 minutes
    followed by an 8 mile uphill bike ride.
    
    frustration of running MS Project on a laptop with 4Mb RAM..
12.6810SPSEG::COVINGTONWhen the going gets weird...Thu Aug 10 1995 06:223
    Finding that the cause of aforementioned C problem appears to be
    entirely the fault of the professor.
    Nothing wrong with my code. AND IT'S 2:22 AM WHEN I FIND THIS OUT!
12.6811Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnThu Aug 10 1995 06:273
    I was kinda wondering what you had been doing all night/early morning
    
    %*) {snigger}
12.6812SPSEG::COVINGTONWhen the going gets weird...Thu Aug 10 1995 06:4413
    My code was correct (except for minor typos like misplaced semicolons)
    the first time I typed it in. That was Tuesday. When I started getting
    ACCVIO errors, I assumed it was my fault - after all, the prof is
    certainly going to know more than me, right? Spent hours & days
    debugging by the sledgehammer method. (doesn't fit? use a larger
    hammer. broke? needed fixing anyway.)
    
    Turns out neither of us knew nuttin'.
    
    Had to call in the cavalry. (Who fortunately happened to be awake at
    12:30.)
    
    AGGGGG!!
12.6813NETCAD::WOODFORDOhNO! Not the LAN Mr. Bill!Thu Aug 10 1995 12:2012
    
    
    TTHT: My last day before vacation, and the first thing I get hit with
    this morning is "We need you to install twenty-four 160 pin fine pitch
    devices before you go on vacation".....this on top of all the other
    work I already have to finish!!! 
    
    Do these folks think I'm super-woman or something?????
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.6814WAHOO::LEVESQUEthe heat is onThu Aug 10 1995 12:263
    >Do these folks think I'm super-woman or something?????
    
     Pretty much.
12.6815NETCAD::WOODFORDOhNO! Not the LAN Mr. Bill!Thu Aug 10 1995 12:318
    
    
    Oh, have you heard this for a fact Mark???
    
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.6816It's peculiar-er than you think.SMURF::BINDERNight's candles are burnt out.Thu Aug 10 1995 12:325
    .6806
    
    Old Peculier.
              ^
    NNTTM.
12.6817GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed Lady...Thu Aug 10 1995 12:386
    
    
    tth:  among other things, looking like a red-head with a bad sunburn on
    	  the soapbox page...
    
    
12.6818DRDAN::KALIKOWRTFWThu Aug 10 1995 12:428
    Fwooar.
    
    It's all in the minotaur settings, Raq.  On mine, you look great.
    
    :-)
    
    |-{:-)
    
12.6819SMURF::BINDERNight's candles are burnt out.Thu Aug 10 1995 13:283
    It's the bloody scanning software we have here.  You try to do image
    balancing, and it turns things red.  I've just finished adjusting it to
    approximate the rather less red that's in the hardcopy photo.
12.6820COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertThu Aug 10 1995 13:423
PhotoShop is the only decent image adjusting software.

/john
12.6821DEVLPR::DKILLORANIt ain't easy, bein' sleezy!Thu Aug 10 1995 14:087
    
    > Do these folks think I'm super-woman or something?????
    
    Well, you are a super looking woman if that helps....
    
    ;-)
    Dan
12.6822POBOX::BATTISGR8D8B8Thu Aug 10 1995 14:082
    
    great sucking noises appear in the background
12.6823WAHOO::LEVESQUEthe heat is onThu Aug 10 1995 14:091
    They seem to be wherever Dan finds himself.
12.6824GOOEY::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Thu Aug 10 1995 14:334
    
    
    	Looks fine on my screen raq!
    
12.6825SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Thu Aug 10 1995 14:347
    
    re: .6815
    
    >Oh, have you heard this for a fact Mark???
    
    Pleed the fifth Doc!!!
    
12.6826SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Thu Aug 10 1995 14:349
    
    re: .6809
    
    >sore from running 7 miles followed by ice skating for 90 minutes
    
    Has the chin healed already???
    
    :)
    
12.6827SMURF::BINDERNight's candles are burnt out.Thu Aug 10 1995 14:4710
    .6820
    
    Horsepuckey.  It is without question the best image adjusting software
    available for the Macintosh.  However, PhotoFix is surprisingly
    powerful, and even the poor man's shareware program, GraphicConverter,
    can do a decent amount of stuff.
    
    However, I did not specify the scanner that our group bought, and the
    one they bought came with Ofoto.  Which is almost, but not quite
    entirely, unlike a useful image processing program.
12.6828CNTROL::JENNISONRevive us, Oh LordThu Aug 10 1995 14:492
	You training for some sort of Triathalon, RAH ?
12.6829MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuaryThu Aug 10 1995 15:2812
    
    while it is a thing to hate for me, i'm sure at least one
    of you will be greatly pleased by my dilemma:

    the skin under my cast is red, flaking and itching like
    crazy. it's driving me nuts.

    I know, not quite as good news as if I became proof of
    the phenomenon known as "spontaneous human combustion",
    but close...

    -b
12.6830BRITE::FYFEThu Aug 10 1995 15:343
The friggin &$%@#!(**&^@# southbound parking lot called the FE turnpike/Rt 3 
in Nashua
12.6831SMURF::BINDERNight's candles are burnt out.Thu Aug 10 1995 15:387
    .6830
    
    > southbound parking lot called the FE turnpike/Rt 3
    
    Where might that be?  I entered the rapidly moving flow of traffic this
    morning at Exit 6 and didn't thereafter reduce my speed to less than 60
    MPH until I left the Everett at the Exit 1 off-ramp.
12.6832SMURF::BINDERNight's candles are burnt out.Thu Aug 10 1995 15:413
    ttht
    
    Recurrence of RSI, both sides.
12.6833DEVLPR::DKILLORANIt ain't easy, bein' sleezy!Thu Aug 10 1995 15:515
    
    RSI ?  Is it terminal?
    
    :-(
    Dan
12.6834SMURF::BINDERNight's candles are burnt out.Thu Aug 10 1995 15:523
    RSI == Repetitive Stress Injury.  If not dealt with, it leads to CTS,
    carpal tunnel syndrome, which can be, for all practical purposes,
    terminal for a writer.
12.6835POBOX::BATTISGR8D8B8Thu Aug 10 1995 16:053
    
    well dick, do you at least use those wrist bandages at all? I hear they
    help.
12.6836SMURF::BINDERNight's candles are burnt out.Thu Aug 10 1995 16:134
    Oh, yes, Mark, both wrists are trussed.  The current state of the
    problem is that my wrists feel as if I'd jammed my hands against a wall
    wrong and that my fingertips are tingling, which I'm told is a not good
    thing.
12.6837POBOX::BATTISGR8D8B8Thu Aug 10 1995 16:172
    
    ouch!! hope it improves soon.
12.6838TROOA::COLLINSCareful! That sponge has corners!Thu Aug 10 1995 16:225
    
    Dick, hasn't your boss told you yet that RSI is a myth?
    
    ;^)
    
12.6839Lots of 'pleasant' conversation on the CB ...BRITE::FYFEThu Aug 10 1995 16:3319
>    Where might that be?  I entered the rapidly moving flow of traffic this
>    morning at Exit 6 and didn't thereafter reduce my speed to less than 60
>    MPH until I left the Everett at the Exit 1 off-ramp.

     Got on at exit 8 around 9. Traffic was at a standstill before exit 7.
     Northbound truckers reported several miles of backup with trouble spots
     at exit 4 and exit 1.

     Cars were parked as far A the eye could see.

     After a 6 minute wait to get to exit 7 I jumped off, headed down behind
     airport, through the backroads all the way to spitbrook. The truckers
     were cursing the fact that their boss convinced them to take Rt3 instead
     of Rt 93   :-{

     Then there are the truckers who like to play traffic cop with their
     trailers ....  

     Doug.
12.6840head shrinkers ...BRITE::FYFEThu Aug 10 1995 16:357
   Two deep thinkers on NPR trying to explain the virtues of not dropping the
   bomb but failing to address even half the real variables that went into
   the equation and the final decision ...

   Doug.
   
12.6841so I'm a little behindBIGQ::HAWKEThu Aug 10 1995 16:378
    re .6194
    
    Hey I saw that too Raq.  I looked the next day and didn't see
    any large mashed objects in the road so I guessed (hoped) they
    made it or turned back...It was right by the rt140 off ramp
    right ?  
    
    		Dean
12.6842DEVLPR::DKILLORANIt ain't easy, bein' sleezy!Thu Aug 10 1995 16:5326
    
    OLD PEOPLE WHO DRIVE !
    You know the ones.... They pull out of the shopping center parking lot
    like Mario Andretti (sp?), cut you off and then go about 18 mph !
    uurrrrrgggghhhh.....

    Then, as they come to an intersection they turn on their signal light. 
    This would be ok, except at the same time they start pumping their
    brakes in sync with the signal light, just 180 degrees out of phase.  So
    you don't know if they are going to go right or left ! ! ! !
    uuurrrrrggggggghhhhhhhh....

    They reach the intersection, in the middle of the lane, so you still
    have no indication as to which way they're gonna go.  At which point
    they continue STRAIGHT ! ! ! ! ! 
    uuuuuuurrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh........
    

    TTHT Riding a motorcycle on FRESH pavement in the noontime heat.... Ya
    know when the pavement is nice and SOFT !  Or more precisely having to
    come to a stop on said soft pavement.  Gotta love how your boots stick
    to the stuff....

    :-(
    Dan

12.6843ySTRATA::STILLThu Aug 10 1995 16:576
    TTHT
    
    
    		The tuna fish sandwich with extra mayo I lost last saturday
                just appeared under my front seat.
    
12.6844POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of BoingfestsThu Aug 10 1995 17:024
    
    At least it wasn't stuck to your back.
    
    
12.6845POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of BoingfestsThu Aug 10 1995 17:066
    
    The cucumbers at the salad bar turned out to be zucchini.
    
    Bluuuuuuuuurgh.
    
    
12.6846NETCAD::WOODFORDOhNO! Not the LAN Mr. Bill!Thu Aug 10 1995 17:085
    
    
    
    Either way, they are still better than a man some days.  :*)
    
12.6847oh dearPOWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of BoingfestsThu Aug 10 1995 17:112
    
    
12.6848SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Thu Aug 10 1995 17:244
    
    
    They were "sliced" were they not mz_deb???
    
12.68496844STRATA::STILLThu Aug 10 1995 17:357
    re.6844
    
    		Yes I guess that is a plus
    
    
    								Mike
    
12.6850GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA memberThu Aug 10 1995 17:443
    
    
    So they were John Bobbit cukes?
12.6851POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of BoingfestsThu Aug 10 1995 18:094
    
    They were sliced zucchini masquerading as sliced cucumbers.
    
    Blurrrrrrgh.  The texture of raw zucchini does NOT appeal to me.
12.6852POWDML::DOUGANThu Aug 10 1995 18:145
    .6842
    
    ...today and all other days; American cars that use red lenses for rear
    indicator lights.  Why are they not yellow as in all civilised countries? 
    I have written to Ford, GM and Chrysler on the subject with no reply.
12.6853EST::RANDOLPHTom R. N1OOQThu Aug 10 1995 19:372
Not knowing how to get on WWW to look at these pages full of pictures
of everyone. Help?
12.6854whereBIGQ::HAWKEThu Aug 10 1995 19:541
    is there a soapbox home page ?  where is it ??
12.6855SMURF::BINDERNight's candles are burnt out.Thu Aug 10 1995 19:569
    .6854
    
    There is one.  When the server isn't choked, as it is right this
    moment.
    
    http://www.zk3.dec.com/~binder/soapbox.html
    
    Maybe the mods will consider changing the conference announcement to ID
    the Web page.  Then again, maybe not.
12.6856GOOEY::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Thu Aug 10 1995 19:589
    
    
    	Dean,
    
    	Do keep up...  =)
    
    	http://www.zk3.dec.com/~binder/soapbox.html
    
    
12.6857GOOEY::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Thu Aug 10 1995 20:023
    
    	Server problems?  I had no problem accessing it.....
    
12.6858POBOX::BATTISGR8D8B8Thu Aug 10 1995 20:203
    
    re a few back, Judy, Judy, Judy......  when are we to see your face
    on the box page?? hmmmm
12.6859SMURF::BINDERNight's candles are burnt out.Thu Aug 10 1995 20:303
    .6858
    
    Do keep up, Mark.  Judy's physiognomy is available for viewing.
12.6860POBOX::BATTISGR8D8B8Thu Aug 10 1995 20:326
    
    <head hung in shame> i will (mumble) (mumble) try and keep up. wish
    I had access to the net at work, to see all the lovely visages of you
    all.
    
    Mark
12.6861Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnFri Aug 11 1995 02:192
    Having to wait until Monday to eat something I want right NOW!
    {tantrum}
12.6862Talk hardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnFri Aug 11 1995 02:213
    The ATM in this building is broken. I have no money. I now have to
    starve all day.... I didn't eat anything last night either which
    makes me even more hungry.
12.6863COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertFri Aug 11 1995 03:311
Call a Pizza Delivery Company that takes credit cards.
12.6864but I can't remember - who was the guy?TROOA::BUTKOVICHblink and I'm goneFri Aug 11 1995 03:4116
    Note 12.6844                  Things to Hate Today                 
    6844 of 6862
    POWDML::HANGGELI "Little Chamber of Boingfests"       4 lines 
    10-AUG-1995 13:02
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
        
        At least it wasn't stuck to your back.
        
    Hey Deb..... tell me the rest of the story again. I *faintly* remember
    reading a rather hilarious account in the last edition of soapbox of
    some guy who had a tuna sandwich on  a tray on his desk and then he
    dropped his pen or something and when he leaned under his desk to pick
    it up he bumped the tray and the tuna sandwich went flying to back of
    the his chair only he didn't realize it and ended up leaning back and
    squishing it on his back....that is the reference you are making is it
    not???
12.6865CALDEC::RAHGene Police! You! Outa the Pool!Fri Aug 11 1995 05:084
    
    ri my bike 21 miles to Lick Observatory to discover
    that the water from the hose at the staff dining hall 
    tastes like burnt rubber.
12.6866POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of BoingfestsFri Aug 11 1995 13:257
    
    That IS the reference, Chris, but I'll have to leave the telling of the
    story to our tuna-clad friend Brian Markey.
    
    8^)
    
    
12.6867MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuaryFri Aug 11 1995 14:0712
        >That IS the reference, Chris, but I'll have to leave the telling of the
    >story to our tuna-clad friend Brian Markey.

    on the other hand, Chris did a pretty good job of summing up the
    sorry chain of events, except he didn't mention the part about
    standing in the bathroom with my shirt removed, washing the
    tuna off the back...

    as an aside, for the countless, no doubt, victims of accidental
    food squashing, the tomatoes are definitely the worst!!!

    -b
12.6868POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of BoingfestsFri Aug 11 1995 14:154
    
    Chris had sexual reassignment surgery?
    
    
12.6869GOOEY::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Fri Aug 11 1995 14:5510
    
    
    	Now Mark..... why were you asking when I would appear on the
    	'box page if you weren't able to check it out anyway?  =)
    
    	And 'tis a bummer you don't have access to the web...... 
    	lots of cool stuff to be found out there!
    
    	JJ
    
12.6870MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuaryFri Aug 11 1995 17:086
    
    being so completely out of touch, that one finds out that
    a red sox player whose name he had never heard before is
    the leading candidate for the cy young award.
    
    -b
12.6871Fenway a distant memoryDECWIN::RALTOStay in bed, float upstreamFri Aug 11 1995 18:0117
    re: .6870
    
    I still love baseball, and I live in New England, but I haven't
    seen a single Red Sox game this season (on TV or in person), and
    don't have any idea who's even on this team, other than maybe
    Vaughn and Clemens.
    
    I hear they're doing well pretty well this season, but I don't
    care.  For one thing, it's not a "real season" (strike-shortened),
    and for another thing, over the years they've turned me off to
    the point where they're not "my team" anymore.
    
    BTW, the other day they refused to let Bob Stanley visit the
    clubhouse to get some balls signed for his Jimmy Fund charity
    event.  Nice bunch, these new bosses.
    
    Chris
12.6872BIGQ::SILVADiabloFri Aug 11 1995 18:124

	Red Sox have an 8 game lead over the Yanks.... thought you'd like to
know... :-)
12.6873Been there and burned too many times, no moreDECWIN::RALTOStay in bed, float upstreamFri Aug 11 1995 18:2710
    An eight-game lead in mid-August?  Then they'll only be three or
    four back by the end of September, and they'll still have a chance.
    
    Oh, I forgot to mention in my earlier reply that I loathe the new
    division setup.  Baseball will never be the same.  But then, I'm
    a traditionalist who longs for the days of eight teams in the AL,
    eight teams in the NL, no divisions, no playoffs, no DH, no domes,
    no artificial turf, no electronic scoreboards, and horses & buggies.
    
    
12.6874CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanFri Aug 11 1995 18:4610

 Right on!  I hate this new set up.






 Jim
12.6876PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BFri Aug 11 1995 19:042
	yabbut those electronic scoreboards really burn me up.
12.6878BIGQ::SILVADiabloFri Aug 11 1995 19:453

	Mr. Topaz.... tooo funny!
12.6879PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BFri Aug 11 1995 19:515
>>	Mr. Topaz.... tooo funny!

	yes, slightly funnier than expected even.

12.6880MKOTS3::JMARTINI press on toward the goalFri Aug 11 1995 20:0214
    One thing I am bummed out about is the new announcer at Fenway.  She is
    a woman who sounds like whe'd be good as an announcer at Epcot.  Forget
    Fenway lady...you just aren't cutting it!
    
    Imagime a sexy voice after the first half of the first inning.
    
    Ladies and gentleman, anyone interfering or caught trespassing on the
    field will be subject to prosecution.  We particularly call this to the
    attention of those in the right field and left field box seats along
    the first base line...
    
    Makes me want to throw up.  Felt like I was on the Barney set!
    
    -Jack
12.6881BIGQ::SILVADiabloFri Aug 11 1995 20:113

	I like her. Brings a whole new element to the game. 
12.6882PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BFri Aug 11 1995 20:143
  .6881  watch it, babycakes.  enough people adopt that attitude, they'll
	 be giving women the vote next!
12.6883GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA memberFri Aug 11 1995 20:154
    
    RE: .6882  But Di, then who will stay at home and dust and do the
    dishes?
    
12.6884PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BFri Aug 11 1995 20:203
	hi mikey. ;>

12.6885:')GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA memberFri Aug 11 1995 20:222
    
    Hi M'Lady......
12.6886XEDON::JENSENFri Aug 11 1995 22:466
    Mismanaged my on-air time with Howie Cahhhh
    this afternoon.
    
    I blame it on the shock of ackshully gettin'
    thru on the call-in line.
    
12.6887MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Fri Aug 11 1995 23:062
Whudja tell him, Keith? (Alas - I missed your silver tongue.)

12.6888CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanSat Aug 12 1995 01:549


 What time were you on?


 

Jim
12.6889XEDON::JENSENSat Aug 12 1995 02:339
    Just before 6:00.  Called on a whim, never expecting
    to actually get thru.  Sheesh, I'm going to have to
    start preparing my material.
    
    (The subject this afternoon was "welfare queens."
    Unfortunately, a person with whom I grew up has
    spent the past 18 years as Queen of the Handout.
    Her story bugs the hell outta me.)
    
12.6890CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanSat Aug 12 1995 03:124


 Hah,  were you the one he said had "30 seconds" right before the news?
12.6891XEDON::JENSENSat Aug 12 1995 03:156
    That's the one, Muppetman, re: my contemporary who
    after 18 years on the dole, actually has to face
    graduating from college and entering the workforce.
    (Bets are on as to whether she'll actually accept
    the diploma.)
    
12.6892CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanSat Aug 12 1995 03:1910


 Well, maybe they'll pay for therapy for "chronic aversion to work 
 syndrome"




 MM
12.6893XEDON::JENSENSat Aug 12 1995 03:234
    8^)
    
    Sshhhh.  Don't say it publicly; someone will
    bring the idea to the State House!
12.6894CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanSat Aug 12 1995 03:2515



 :-)



 'nighty night..big day of softball tomorrow..:-/





 Jim HenDERson ;-
12.6895CALDEC::RAHGene Police! You! Outa the Pool!Sat Aug 12 1995 05:152
    
    major soreness of the tailbone from impacting on on da ice.
12.6896DRDAN::KALIKOWW3: Surf-it 2 Surfeit!Sat Aug 12 1995 08:086
    Poor RAHcoccyx.  Here's what I'd suggest to ease the soreness:
    
    Put ice on it.  
    
    Ironic, eh???
    
12.6897WAHOO::LEVESQUEthe heat is onMon Aug 14 1995 11:311
    Crisis du jour.
12.6898CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanMon Aug 14 1995 12:534


 Marjorie Claprood back from vacation.
12.6899SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Mon Aug 14 1995 14:1611
    
    re: .6895
    
    >major soreness of the tailbone from impacting on on da ice.
    
    At least it weren't the chin this time!! :)
    
    My TTHT...
    
    major soreness of the tailbone from a few meetings with rocks just
    under the surface whilst tubing yesterday...
12.6900SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Mon Aug 14 1995 14:178
    
    re: .6898
    
    >Marjorie Claprood back from vacation.
    
    
    Ummmmm.. she some kind of sports announcer or sumptin??
    
12.6901MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuaryMon Aug 14 1995 17:088
    
    an outrageously attractive female manager type, who is a friend
    who goes "way back" and who it has been my pleasure to work
    for on numerous occassions, saw me today and said "you look like
    $#!+, get a haircut." that sorta seals the fate of this long hair
    thing...
    
    -b
12.6902NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Mon Aug 14 1995 17:102
Brian, you could offer to take Shannon's place and get a buzz cut at
the Citadel.
12.6903SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Mon Aug 14 1995 17:115
    
    re: .6901
    
    Keep it... everyone will think you're a lesbian...
    
12.6904'Hello. My name is ...'HBAHBA::HAASx,y,z,time,matter,energyMon Aug 14 1995 17:119
Sheesh!

"Get a haircut"! What's next, "Lose the earing!"?

Nexted thing we'll have to dress up. Maybe we should wear uniforms, like
basic blue jump suit, with names in a white oval trimmed in red. Black
clip ties.

TTom
12.6905MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuaryMon Aug 14 1995 17:165
    > Keep it... everyone will think you're a lesbian...
    
    i am a lesbian... i only buff the ladies...
    
    -b
12.6906SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Mon Aug 14 1995 17:173
    
    "Is that a Beretta in your pocket.. or..??
    
12.6907BIGQ::SILVADiabloMon Aug 14 1995 17:406
| <<< Note 12.6905 by MPGS::MARKEY "The bottom end of Liquid Sanctuary" >>>

| i am a lesbian... i only buff the ladies...

	Brian, I may be gay, but I don't think you're supposed to be buffing
the ladies. Turtle wax might not be what they had in mind....
12.6908naked truthHBAHBA::HAASx,y,z,time,matter,energyMon Aug 14 1995 17:413
I thought he was saying that he liked ladies in the buff...

TTom
12.6909Get a Deadbolt!!!!!!!MKOTS3::JMARTINI press on toward the goalMon Aug 14 1995 17:499
    I am hesitant to add this but we're all adults and I think we can laugh
    at ourselves every once in awhile.
    
    Michele and I learned a valuable lesson at 3:00 A.M.  Just because it
    is very quiet and dark, never assume that your children are sound
    asleep.  
    
    I don't think our six year old figured out what was going on but he
    knew something was amiss!!!!  
12.6910PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BMon Aug 14 1995 17:527
 .6909  what was happening, Jack?  diagrams, if
	available please.



	naive Nell
12.6911MKOTS3::JMARTINI press on toward the goalMon Aug 14 1995 17:541
    Sorry, they don't have that kind of monitor yet!!!!!!!
12.6912DEVLPR::DKILLORANIt ain't easy, bein' sleezy!Mon Aug 14 1995 18:0211
    
> | i am a lesbian... i only buff the ladies...
> 
> 	Brian, I may be gay, but I don't think you're supposed to be buffing
> the ladies. Turtle wax might not be what they had in mind....
    
    I don't know 'bout youse guys, but I always use heated oils when I buff
    the ladies.... 
    
    ;->
    Dan
12.6913WAHOO::LEVESQUEthe heat is onMon Aug 14 1995 18:051
    Wouldn't it be more fun to boff the ladies?
12.6914TROOA::COLLINSCD Rewinders, half price!Mon Aug 14 1995 18:066
    
    TTHT:
    
    A baby in the computer room.  A baby on the (600 volt inbound, 208
    volt outbound) PCS unit.
    
12.6915DEVLPR::DKILLORANIt ain't easy, bein' sleezy!Mon Aug 14 1995 18:099
    
    > Wouldn't it be more fun to boff the ladies?

    Hey Mark, ever given a woman a full body massage with heated oil?

    It's QUITE an experience ! ! !

    ;->
    Dan
12.6916MPGS::MARKEYThe bottom end of Liquid SanctuaryMon Aug 14 1995 18:156
    
    boff... yeah that's it. buff/boff doesn't matter much; i may not
    know what to call it, but i gots a pretty good idear hows to go
    about it... in the unlikely event that i ever need such a skill...
    
    -b
12.6917BIGQ::SILVADiabloMon Aug 14 1995 18:217
| <<< Note 12.6915 by DEVLPR::DKILLORAN "It ain't easy, bein' sleezy!" >>>


| Hey Mark, ever given a woman a full body massage with heated oil?
| It's QUITE an experience ! ! !

	Been watching them dirty movies again Dan???? ;-)
12.6918WAHOO::LEVESQUEthe heat is onMon Aug 14 1995 18:225
    >Hey Mark, ever given a woman a full body massage with heated oil?

    >It's QUITE an experience ! ! !
    
     Especially when they wake up, huh, dan? :-)
12.6919MPGS::MARKEYfunctionality breeds contemptMon Aug 14 1995 19:126
> Hey Mark, ever given a woman a full body massage with heated oil?

    lemme guess... before joining digital you worked for jiffy
    lube, right? :-) :-)
    
    -b
12.6920NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Mon Aug 14 1995 19:351
Buffing ladies... simonizing, womanizing, what's the difference?
12.6921XEDON::JENSENMon Aug 14 1995 23:237
    Mr. Martin:  You've now reached the point in life
    where you must replace your standard-type bedroom
    doorknob with a locking-style model.
    
    (Still don't know why my parents had to have one
    though........)
    
12.6922BIGQ::SILVADiabloTue Aug 15 1995 00:527

	Anyone notice how no one said Dan ever gave a body massage with hot
oil??? I mean, many said he was dreaming, etc.... ;-)


Glen
12.6923No more 'Box? Time to go.MKOTS3::CASHMONa kind of human gom jabbarTue Aug 15 1995 07:0628
    
    TTHT:
    
    Yes, it's that time of year again, when my accounts need to be
    revalidated.  Unfortunately, my manager has informed me that he 
    cannot justify the expense of keeping my MKOTS3 account, since it
    is not necessary to do my job.  I understand his position, since
    I don't need an account with Notes and Internet access to do my
    work, and everyone else in my group lost their accounts months ago.
    He can't make an exception just for me.
    
    This means that for the first time in almost four years, I'll be
    'Boxless after August 25.  I can't justify staying around for the
    paltry wages I'm being paid if I don't at least have access to Notes
    and the 'Net, so I'll be leaving the hallowed halls of DEC (DEC the 
    halls?) shortly after that date.
    
    Oh well, I guess all good things must come to an end.  My only hope
    (hint, hint) is that some wonderful, generous person in here might
    give me an account on their system (am I groveling?  Yes, I am.)
    However, I understand times are tough everywhere.
    
    Well, time to call my friend Chris at Lockheed for a job...
    
    
    Rob
    
                                                            
12.6924DRDAN::KALIKOWW3: Surf-it 2 Surfeit!Tue Aug 15 1995 08:5115
    Point of info, Rob --
    
    I gather you'll still have some sort of "local" DECnet-only account so
    your terminal will have someplace to connect to...?
    
    ... and that your boss will presumably not mind if you use said account
    to SET HOST somewhere else, to use some other cost center's funds for a
    more capable account...?
    
    'Scuse me, and I *know* I left the consulting biz to join the industry
    proper 'cuz the cycles flow more freely here, but I'm having trouble
    following the economics of this...  Now I am NOT saying that "FULL
    INTERNET ACCESS SHOULD BE THE BP-GIVEN RIGHT OF ALL DIGITAL/DEC
    EMPLOYEES" but -- your situation?  As we say here:  This troubles me.
                                                       
12.6925MKOTS3::CASHMONa kind of human gom jabbarTue Aug 15 1995 10:2229
    
    Dr. Dan,
    
    Well, sir, it troubles me as well.  My boss is worried about, and will
    be evaluated on his own cost center, and I'm sure no one expects him
    to make policy for the company as a whole.  I will still have an 
    account, but it has no Notes privileges, and no Lynx or other suitable
    program that will be installed.  Sigh...no more misc.fitness.weights
    for me...
    
    I don't expect anyone to come through with an account for me, as I 
    know every penny is accounted for somewhere.  Still, if you don't
    gamble you can't win, so I thought I'd throw it out there and see
    if I get any bites (from any of the WONDERFUL, GENEROUS people out
    there.)
    
    I would have hoped that my experience and value to the group would
    have been such that my manager would have made an exception for me, 
    but rules are rules, and I know all the other contractors in my 
    group lost their accounts months ago.  It would not be fair for him
    to make an exception just for me.  However, my Internet and Notes
    access were the only things keeping me here.  If they are removed,
    I might as well go someplace where I can make a decent living.
    
    How I'll miss it all, though...
    
    
    Rob
    
12.6926GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA memberTue Aug 15 1995 10:337
    
    
    Looks like Felix is heading our way.  We are a bit inland, but they are
    saying we could get the brunt of the storm at this time.  We'll see how
    things proceed.
    
    Mike
12.6927Re Rob's 12.6925 -- are we really this dumb???DRDAN::KALIKOWW3: Surf-it 2 Surfeit!Tue Aug 15 1995 10:4316
12.6928GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA memberTue Aug 15 1995 11:276
    
    Looks like I spoke too soon, now they are saying that the Carolinas are
    going to be hit hardest.
    
    
    Mike
12.6929MKOTS3::CASHMONa kind of human gom jabbarTue Aug 15 1995 12:1412
    
    re 6927, Dr. Dan,
    
    Yep, it sounds like you've caught the very nub of my gist and hit
    the proverbial nail on the head.  That's how the situation appears
    to me.
    
    But what do I know?
    
    
    Rob
    
12.6930ODIXIE::ZOGRANReasonable summer ratesTue Aug 15 1995 13:156
    re .6926 and 6928 - I remember living in the DC area when Camille (?)
    hit in the summer of '72.  Some areas of the C&O canal may still be
    closed (the footbridge on the MD side?).  Nasty storm, hope Felix
    doesn't get ya.
    
    Dan
12.6931GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA memberTue Aug 15 1995 13:246
    
    
    I believe you mean Agnes.  I remember that well.  I'm going to go home
    and fire the old chainsaw up just in case.
    
    Mike
12.6932ODIXIE::ZOGRANReasonable summer ratesTue Aug 15 1995 13:283
    Ah, right you are Mike, Agnes it was.
    
    Dan
12.6933gotta start hittin' the bars...GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed Lady...Tue Aug 15 1995 13:326
    
    tthln:  not having nesn and not being able to watch a game i actually
    wanted to see...and i hear it was a good one, too...not just 'cuz we
    won, but a good game in general... :< :< 
    
    
12.6934DEVLPR::DKILLORANIt ain't easy, bein' sleezy!Tue Aug 15 1995 13:3820
    
    TTHLastNight:
    Removing wall-to-wall carpeting! GGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRR ! ! ! 
    With all those effing staples which they used to nail the effing thing
    down!  Not to mention those WONDERFUL TACK STRIPS.  These little
    hummers had to have been designed Marquis de Sade !  For those who've
    never seen one, it's a strip of thin plywood about 1" X 48" X 1/4" with
    rows of about a gazillion nails sticking upwards.  These nails are
    designed to a) hold the rug in place, and b) slash any piece of
    unprotected flesh to ribbons.... :-(
    To make things even better, the morons who installed said rug, had
    apparently just discovered the wonders of a staple hammer.  They must
    have put at least a bazillion staples through the foam backing to hold
    it in place ! :-(

    GGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR ! ! ! ! ! ! 

    <:-(
    Dan

12.6935And better than a bad pour....PERFOM::LICEA_KANEwhen it's comin' from the leftTue Aug 15 1995 13:384
    
    That I find Guinness with the gadget "good enough."
    
    								-mr. bill
12.6936TROOA::COLLINSCD Rewinders, half price!Tue Aug 15 1995 13:425
    
    MIST-er BILL!!
    
    <feigned look of shock, horror>
    
12.6937COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertTue Aug 15 1995 14:155
If your account is on a VMS machine, and you have enough disk space, and
you have NETMBX privilege (a default privilege), then you can put a copy
of the NOTES client in your own account and run it.

/john
12.6938SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Tue Aug 15 1995 15:1110
    
    TTHT..
    
    Arrrrrrrrggggghhhh!!!
    
    It's bad enough we have that Kennedy clan!!
    
    Now I find out, while reading an article in the paper this morning,
    that there's a Jesse Jackson JUNIOR!!! And he's interested in
    politics!!!
12.6939NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Aug 15 1995 15:177
I assume you're referring to speculation that JJ Jr. is interested in
Mel Reynolds' Congressional seat.  That's an interesting district.
For years they elected Gus Savage -- as vicious a racist and anti-Semite
as Congress has seen.  With a lot of outside (i.e. white) support,
Reynolds defeated Savage.  Now he's embroiled in a sex scandal.
Assuming he's not legally prevented from seeking reelection, will
the voters of his district turn him out?  Any opinions from Chitown?
12.6940SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Tue Aug 15 1995 15:2710
    
    <------
    
    That's the article I read. The speculation is that Mel's toast and that
    JJJr. is waiting in the wings to make a run at the seat...
    
    >Gus Savage -- as vicious a racist
    
    I wonder if Jr. learned any good, big-city definitions from Daddy...
    
12.6941DEVLPR::DKILLORANIt ain't easy, bein' sleezy!Tue Aug 15 1995 15:297
    
    > I wonder if Jr. learned any good, big-city definitions from Daddy...
    
    OOOHHHHHH Cold Shot Andy !
    
    :-)
    Dan
12.6942POWDML::HANGGELIPetite Chambre de Les MauditesTue Aug 15 1995 16:0510
    
    Fargas cut his leg sometime last night on a piece of uninstalled window 
    glass.  I woke up covered in kittyblood 8^(.
     
    I feel absolutely terrible; I should have put that glass somewhere that
    he couldn't reach 8^/.  Now he's at the vet's office being stitched up.
    
    
    $deb_bad_mummy 8^/
    
12.6943GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed Lady...Tue Aug 15 1995 16:0917
    last week, after realizing i ran out of checks, i placed an order with
    one of those other companies that sell you checks for less...i paid by
    money order.  i realized a day later (and 16$ short) that i had
    forgotten to fill in the "pay to the order of" section.  chances are,
    unfortunately, very good that someone at the company who opens my
    envelop is going to pocket the money for themself.  and tho i can put a
    stop on the money order, by the time the company receives my request
    for stoppage, it could be too late.  and there is a possibility that my
    order will get placed without the moneyorder, but that means i'll have
    to write another one 'cuz someone else cashed it....either way, it
    doesn't look like i am going to be getting anymore checks anytime soon
    to pay my rent...
    
    AND...a bonehead who apparently doesn't know what 'not transferable'
    means, even when questioned specifically about it....
    
    % ^<
12.6944SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Tue Aug 15 1995 16:157
    
    re: .6942
    
    So... your house really is a Little Chamber of Horrors??
    
    :)
    
12.6945NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Aug 15 1995 16:161
She's a self-admitted cat torturer.
12.6946PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BTue Aug 15 1995 16:194
	well at least she didn't try splitting the cat in two with
	a sliding glass door.  that never works, by the way.

12.6947SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Tue Aug 15 1995 16:203
    
    On the run no less!!!
    
12.6948CNTROL::JENNISONRevive us, Oh LordTue Aug 15 1995 17:124
	mz_debra, it's not your fault.  There is no place a cat
	cannot reach if sufficiently motivated.

12.6949POWDML::HANGGELIPetite Chambre de Les MauditesTue Aug 15 1995 17:127
    
    Omigawd, the vet just called - Fargas received "several" stitches and
    has to stay overnight tonight if not two nights 8,^(.
    
    I can't believe this.  It's all my fault.
    
    
12.6950CNTROL::JENNISONRevive us, Oh LordTue Aug 15 1995 17:137
	TTHLW:

	At the neighborhood block party this weekend, two more
	people asked me if I was pregnant.

	I'm gonna get a sign made up and post it on my abdomen!
12.6951SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Tue Aug 15 1995 17:153
    
    <-----
    Make them do squats!!!!
12.6952SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Tue Aug 15 1995 17:168
    
    re: .6949
    
    :(
    
    You shoulda put Fargas in a Have-A-Heart trap to avoid the injury!
    
    NNTTM...
12.6953CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanTue Aug 15 1995 17:2013

>	well at least she didn't try splitting the cat in two with
>	a sliding glass door.  that never works, by the way.


  No, it doesn't.  I've made a couple more attempts, though without the
 accompanying banging of my head on the door handle.



 Jim

12.6954POWDML::HANGGELIPetite Chambre de Les MauditesTue Aug 15 1995 17:215
    
    He wanted to sleep on me last night and I pushed him off because it was
    too hot.
    
    
12.6955PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BTue Aug 15 1995 17:246
    <<< Note 12.6954 by POWDML::HANGGELI "Petite Chambre de Les Maudites" >>>

    hmmm.  shouldn't that be "petite chambre des maudites"?    
    

12.6956POWDML::HANGGELIPetite Chambre des MauditesTue Aug 15 1995 17:315
    
    Yes, thank you, Di.  The people in Montreal probably all burst out
    laughing after I drove away 8^).
    
    
12.6958Lunch cat.GAAS::BRAUCHERTue Aug 15 1995 18:277
    
      My brother-in-law's housecat 'Frisky' was taken by a coyote over
     this past weekend.  This has become very common, with the increase
     in Eastern coyote populations.  Some towns have had 40 cat-eatings
     by coyotes already in 95.
    
      bb
12.6959GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed Lady...Tue Aug 15 1995 18:397
    <-- bb,
    heard about that sort of thing over the weekend...not your b-i-l
    specifically, just the topic...
    
    tth:  powerhits
    
    
12.6960XELENT::MUTHI drank WHAT? - SocratesTue Aug 15 1995 19:377
    Re: .6958
        
>      My brother-in-law's housecat 'Frisky' was taken by a coyote over
>     this past weekend. 

    What town/state does your BIL live in?
12.6961Ct.GAAS::BRAUCHERTue Aug 15 1995 19:435
    
      Frisky was taken in Ashford, Connecticutt, where my BIL lives.
     Just across the Massachusetts border near Interstate 84.
    
      bb
12.6962NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Aug 15 1995 19:441
Whoa!  Home of the famous Ashford Motel!
12.6964World-renowned ?GAAS::BRAUCHERTue Aug 15 1995 19:465
    
      Yep, that's the place.  Washington slept in Ashford once.  The
     motel, however, came later.
    
      bb
12.6965MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Tue Aug 15 1995 20:162
Coyote musta been behind the trees.

12.6966BIGQ::SILVADiabloWed Aug 16 1995 11:079

	I found out yesterday that there is a tear in my knee. I go for an mri
to find out just how much of a tear there is, and then they scope it..... I
still played in last nights season ending game.......



Glen
12.6967I ruined the streak.MKOTS3::CASHMONa kind of human gom jabbarWed Aug 16 1995 11:1715
    
    After mentioning yesterday how I feared jinxing the Red Sox by 
    mentioning their streak, they (of course) lost to the Yankees last
    night.  It's my fault, I jinxed them!
    
    I should've known better, I've always been bad luck for the Sox.
    I've been to see them ten times, both at Fenway and at Yankee
    Stadium, and they've lost EVERY SINGLE TIME.
    
    I'll do you all a favor and keep away for the rest of the season.
    
    
    
    Rob
    
12.6968WAHOO::LEVESQUEthe heat is onWed Aug 16 1995 11:281
    Why don't you become a Yankees and Indians fan? :-)
12.6969MKOTS3::CASHMONa kind of human gom jabbarWed Aug 16 1995 11:528
    
    Believe me, I've thought about going to Sox/Yankees games dressed
    in the uniform of the enemy, but I don't feel like being chased
    through the streets of Boston by drunken bleacher louts 
    screaming for my blood.
    
    I'll just have to be the albatross hung 'round the Red Sox' neck...
    
12.6970GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed Lady...Wed Aug 16 1995 12:1315
    >>I found out yesterday that there is a tear in my knee.
    
    why is your knee crying??? :>  (seriously, hope it is fixable, and
    soon!)
    
    tthtandprobablyforthenextfewweeks:  that rancid smell coming from the
    lake/pond/body of water just before you get to mso2 from
    acton...happened last year too....P.U...
    
    and, the fact that when the city redoes stuff underground, they never
    put the road back to the condition it was before they tore it up...now
    there are bumps and ditches to avoid...and it's just gonna get worse
    now that they have started working on south/whalom street.... ;<
    
    
12.6971TROOA::COLLINSA 9-track mind...Wed Aug 16 1995 12:2013
    
    Tired, due to being woken up at midnight by the building's fire alarm.
    
    False alarm, of course, but you have to get up, check the hall, pull
    some clothes on, go outside with all the other tenants to discuss it,
    wait for the fire department, listen to to superintendant explain that
    he doesn't have the key to shut the alarm off, and then listen to the
    alarm for another 15 or 20 minutes.
    
    There's an hour's sleep...GONE!
    
    >:^(
    
12.6972POBOX::BATTISGR8D8B8Wed Aug 16 1995 12:268
    
    Well, they found the missing body of the 10 year old that has been
    missing since last Monday. Two officers found his body in a shallow
    grave. The suspect is a convicted child killer and molester, who was
    recently released from prison after serving 12 years of a 25 year
    sentence. Same area, as the last time. Fry the bas****, oh, and the
    victim's blood was found in the suspects car trunk. Uneffing
    believable.
12.6973WAHOO::LEVESQUEthe heat is onWed Aug 16 1995 12:463
     Why was he only senteced to 25 years for killing the first child? Why
    did they let him out without serving the maximum? This is why we the
    people are underwhelmed by the criminal justice system.
12.6974SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Wed Aug 16 1995 13:113
    
    Fry the judge too...
    
12.6975SPSEG::COVINGTONThere is chaos under the heavens...Wed Aug 16 1995 13:2316
    It's so much fun to watch Sox fans!
    
    (Before you get in a tiz, I'm a fan myself.)
    
    Every year, when the Sox screw up, it's always ... "My fault!" ...
    there are more fans out there claiming responsibility for the screwups
    than there are cobblestones at Quincy market.
    
    See, most teams' fans say that it's the team's fault when they lose,
    and the fan's responsibility when they win. Must be the strong Catholic
    base in/around Boston that's resposible for all this guilt-spreading.
    
    Of course, Buckner screwed EVERYTHING up in '86 by giving us a specific
    person to blame...
    
    :)
12.6976NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Aug 16 1995 13:546
>           The suspect is a convicted child killer and molester, who was
>    recently released from prison after serving 12 years of a 25 year
>    sentence.

Actually, he's a convicted child killer and _suspected_ molester.
Stuff like Megan's Law (sp?) wouldn't have helped.
12.6977DEVLPR::DKILLORANIt ain't easy, bein' sleezy!Wed Aug 16 1995 13:5914
    
    > Well, they found the missing body of the 10 year old that has been
    > missing since last Monday....The suspect is a convicted child killer 
    > and molester,....

    For one of the few times in my life, I am at a loss for words.... The
    things that I would like to see done to this individual, I can not even
    describe.... Even if I attempted to, Mark would just delete the note
    anyway....
    
    AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ! ! ! ! !
    
    Damn, I still don't feel any better :-<<<<<<

12.6978GOOEY::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Wed Aug 16 1995 14:5317
    
    
    	I don't remember this story.  What 10 year old child?
    
    	What a horrible thing to happen.  =(
    
    	Puts my TTHT in perspective...
    
    
    	TTHT  having the BIGGEST hornet I've ever seen fly into
    		my truck this morning while I was still driving.
    		Darn near killed myself trying to pull over to the
    		side of the road to get out of the truck and wait
    		for the thing to vacate the premises.  I prefer
    		not to find out if I'm allergic to hornets while
    		doing 40 MPH.......
    
12.6979MKOTS3::JMARTINI press on toward the goalWed Aug 16 1995 15:221
    I told you they were bumbs!
12.6980WAHOO::LEVESQUEthe heat is onWed Aug 16 1995 15:252
    90 humid degrees and a rising, Felix inspired surf, and I'm at work
    instead of playing in the water with the boogie board.
12.6981SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Wed Aug 16 1995 15:274
    
    
    The powers that be probably wouldn't let you in the water anyway...
    
12.6982CSC32::M_EVANSnothing's going to bring him backWed Aug 16 1995 15:3316
    JJ,
    
    I keep a paper cup and a piece of paper in my car for these occaisions. 
    (I am allergic to the critters)  
    
    The main thing is to keep calm while pulling over so you don't put out
    fear pheremones that will guarantee you will get stung.  Then put the
    cup over the hornet, slidethe piece of paper between the hornet and the
    glass, wall or whatever, and walk it out away from your car.  
    
    Wind will later knock the cup over.  May be littering on a small scale,
    and I try to clean up someone elses trash if it is out there, but
    better that than a sting.  Or waiting on the side of the road trying
    not to panic.
    
    meg
12.6983SMURF::BINDERNight's candles are burnt out.Wed Aug 16 1995 15:354
    Meg, you needn't litter.  You could just give the cup a flip to throw
    the hornet in the right direction.  If you've remained calm, you aren't
    emitting fear-omones, and the hornet isn't going to be interested in
    you anyway.  It'll just fly away.
12.6984SUBPAC::SADINWe the people?Wed Aug 16 1995 15:386
    
    	screwing up something simple on one of my practical exams last
    night. The worst part is that I was doing PERFECT up until that point.
    darn.....
    
    jim
12.6985GOOEY::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Wed Aug 16 1995 15:4710
    
    
    	They react to a person's fear?  I know that if you swat
    	at 'em, they'll attack but I didn't know they could just
    	'sense' our fear.
    
    	I usually can remain calm and remove a bee/hornet/bug or 
    	whatever but this thing was HUGE!  I wanted nothin' to do
    	with it.  =)
    
12.6986WMOIS::GIROUARD_CWed Aug 16 1995 15:477
    i missed my time trial goal by 1 second last night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    
    fastest i've gone and it was still a persoanl best and i'm really
    trying to fight being disappointed. 
    
    1 crummy measley lousy stinking second.................
    
12.6987GOOEY::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Wed Aug 16 1995 15:5110
    
    
    	grumble....
    
    	I was going to take English Lit II next semester because
    	of the instructor (same one as I have now for archaeology) but
    	they changed it.  He's not teaching it now.
    
    	harumph.
    
12.6988DEVLPR::DKILLORANIt ain't easy, bein' sleezy!Wed Aug 16 1995 15:526
    
    Meg, you missed the step where you put the paper/cup on the ground, and
    stomp the living daylights outta it!  Then you need not litter because
    you can pick up the paper and cup (and bug guts) for  proper disposal
    at a later time....
    
12.6989SPSEG::COVINGTONThere is chaos under the heavens...Wed Aug 16 1995 15:537
    Time trial for what?
    
    What was the time?
    
    1 second isn't bad if the time involved was running 10 miles in 1 hour,
    but feel free to be disappointed if you were trying to drink 5 beers in
    10 seconds and only made it in 11.
12.6990TROOA::COLLINSA 9-track mind...Wed Aug 16 1995 15:556
    
    Chip,
    
    You shoulda wore the tight-fitting jersey instead of the
    down-filled parka!
    
12.6991NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Aug 16 1995 15:581
TTHT: HUMANE::DIGITAL 4033.98.
12.6992SPSEG::COVINGTONThere is chaos under the heavens...Wed Aug 16 1995 16:011
    Stop that goldang censoring!
12.6993You can learn a lot more in the 'box than you can on LIVEWIREMOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Aug 16 1995 16:043
Actually, the jokers who write LIVEWIRE bring the derision they
receive upon themselves.

12.6994Catching upDECWIN::RALTOStay in bed, float upstreamWed Aug 16 1995 16:0425
    re: Removing wall-to-wall

    I did this a couple of years ago, and had the same experience.
    Youch!  I must've ended up with a hundred puncture wounds and
    slices.  This rug was definitely put down by sadists.


    re: >> I woke up covered in kittyblood

    <Insert the Theme from The Godfather>


    re: huge hornets
    
    I wonder if it was a queen... we have a nest on the side of our
    house that I still haven't gotten around to spraying, and a couple
    of days ago, the biggest yellowjacket I've ever seen was flying
    rather clumsily around it (making frequent landings, erratic
    course changes, etc.) near the side door.  When I opened the door
    just a little and tried to spray the thing during one of its
    touch-and-go's, a couple of normal-sized ones flew over pronto
    to chase me back in.  The damned thing must've been about an inch
    and three-quarters long.
    
    Chris
12.6995SUBPAC::SADINWe the people?Wed Aug 16 1995 16:069
    
    
    	re: JJ and college class
    
    	I know the feeling JJ. I was going to take a course this fall, but
    the only night it's offered is wednesday nights and I work until 8pm.
    Time to look at some other colleges.
    
    	jim
12.6996PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Aug 16 1995 16:077
    
>>    I wonder if it was a queen... we have a nest on the side of our
>>    house that I still haven't gotten around to spraying, and a couple

	i could give you a suggestion on how to get rid of it, but
	the price has gone up to $2.50.

12.699740mph to zero in 3 breaths ...BRITE::FYFEWed Aug 16 1995 16:1012
A few days back while driving in Merrimack the door jamb happened upon a rather
large bumble bee which quickly bounce into the van and down the back of my shirt.

Needless to say, I was hurried to pull over to the side of the road.

Fortunately, my shirt was not tucked in and only got in a couple of stings before
he fell through to the car seat. When I got off the seat he got trapped where
the seat meets the back.

When I found him he was still stinging the seat cushion.

Doug.
12.6998WMOIS::GIROUARD_CWed Aug 16 1995 16:155
    time trial was 12 miles (cycling). conditions were perfect last night,
    hot, really humid. nice dead air. i ran a 28:00 (min) flat. my goal
    was to do a 27:something this season. with only 2 runs left it's
    unlikely since we only get 1 or 2 nights like last night all season
    on that course.
12.7000MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Aug 16 1995 16:205
re: Doug

Aw, I HATE it when that happens.


12.7001PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Aug 16 1995 16:233
	packing up the office stuff.

12.7002DEVLPR::DKILLORANIt ain't easy, bein' sleezy!Wed Aug 16 1995 16:347
    
    > 1 second isn't bad if the time involved was running 10 miles in 1 hour,
    > but feel free to be disappointed if you were trying to drink 5 beers in
    > 10 seconds and only made it in 11.
    
    Can you say technocolor yawn..... :-O..
    
12.7003POWDML::HANGGELIPetite Chambre des MauditesWed Aug 16 1995 16:496
    
    The vet won't let me take Fargas home tonight 8^/.
    
    They say he'll be fine, tho 8,^}.
    
    
12.7005Bummer dude ! :-(DEVLPR::DKILLORANIt ain't easy, bein' sleezy!Wed Aug 16 1995 16:568
    
    Of course not Don.....
    
    TTHT - Discovering that I may not be in the 'box very much
    longer.... :-(
    
    Is that a sigh of relief I hear from Joan, Glen, and billy....
    
12.7006WAHOO::LEVESQUEthe heat is onWed Aug 16 1995 17:134
    >The powers that be probably wouldn't let you in the water anyway...
    
     The powers that be would have to come into the water to get me out.
    :-)
12.7007MPGS::MARKEYfunctionality breeds contemptWed Aug 16 1995 18:564
    
    my brain hurts.
    
    -b
12.7008SUBPAC::SADINWe the people?Wed Aug 16 1995 19:026
    
    	re: brian
    
    	subdural hematoma....:)
    
    
12.7009SMURF::BINDERNight's candles are burnt out.Wed Aug 16 1995 20:135
    ttht.
    
    trailing white space.
    
    fortunately it was in someone ELSE's makefile...
12.7010NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Aug 16 1995 20:161
What kind of idiotic program cares about trailing white space?
12.7011SMURF::BINDERNight's candles are burnt out.Wed Aug 16 1995 20:181
    many of 'em do, if the white space happens to follow a backslash.
12.7012MPGS::MARKEYfunctionality breeds contemptWed Aug 16 1995 21:068
    
    a company, located in south dakota, that is apparently staffed
    _entirely_ by village idiots. i purchased a notebook computer
    from this (mailorder) company. last one i -- or anyone else i
    can convince -- will order from them. the bozon particle
    coefficient is staggering.

    -b
12.7013MKOTS3::JMARTINI press on toward the goalWed Aug 16 1995 21:146
    Idiot drivers on Amherst St. in Nashua. 
    
    Some bimbo stopping at a yield sign...same bimbo stopping at a blinking
    yellow.  
    
    These people should be forbidden to reproduce!
12.7014SMURF::BINDERNight's candles are burnt out.Wed Aug 16 1995 21:1912
    .7912
    
    > i purchased a notebook computer
    > from this (mailorder) company.
    
    One assumes that you had evaluated the computer you ordered, in the
    form of a different physical unit, before you placed the order, and
    that you investigated the mail-order company to ascertain probabilities
    of getting service or the shaft.
    
    If not, perhaps the bozon particle coefficient is actually elevated in
    a certain part of the PRM rather than in North Dakota.
12.7015BIGQ::SILVADiabloWed Aug 16 1995 23:098
| <<< Note 12.6970 by GAVEL::JANDROW "Green-Eyed Lady..." >>>

| >>I found out yesterday that there is a tear in my knee.

| why is your knee crying??? :>  (seriously, hope it is fixable, and soon!)


	cuz it was there when the doc said he was gonna cut it.... :-)
12.7017DRDAN::KALIKOWW3: Surf-it 2 Surfeit!Thu Aug 17 1995 02:222
    Waal if dat's true, then those whites' backs should feel the lash!!
    
12.7018GOOEY::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Thu Aug 17 1995 02:488
    
    
    	Jack, I can beat that one.  The idiot I was behind last night.
    	Stopped at a red light.  The light changes to green.  Didn't
    	even budge....I beeped..... three times.  Light changed to red.
    	Light changed to green.  Fortunately for the idiot, he moved
    	this time.
    
12.7019FABSIX::J_RILEYI'm just a bug on the windshield of life.Thu Aug 17 1995 08:468
12.7020BIGQ::SILVADiabloThu Aug 17 1995 13:333

	What do you mean by anymore???? ;-)
12.7021ROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150kts is TOO slow!Thu Aug 17 1995 13:375
    re: .6997
    
    I think we have found the one and only use for a necktie:-)
    
    bob
12.7022ROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150kts is TOO slow!Thu Aug 17 1995 13:395
    re: .7010
    
    You beat me to it.
    
    Bob
12.7023GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed Lady...Thu Aug 17 1995 14:2712
    tth: 
    
    last nite, had too much to drink (water) before bed...between the salt
    and pms, i have manage to retain all of the 5 cups of water i swallowed. 
    
    %^<
    
    and i have a sore toe...had a hangnail-type thing, dug it out, and now
    i am more sore than i was before i dug in...
    
    can i go home now??
    
12.7024NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Aug 17 1995 14:321
Maybe Deb can help with the Hangnaily thing.
12.7025PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BThu Aug 17 1995 14:363
 .7024  would raq a-lauer to, though?

12.7026GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed Lady...Thu Aug 17 1995 14:417
    
    
    %^> 
    
    too funny... :>
    
    
12.7027DRDAN::KALIKOWW3: Surf-it 2 Surfeit!Thu Aug 17 1995 15:014
    Ain't that spozed to be spelt HanggeNailli??
    
    Yeh I know that wuz yer point, just broadening it a bit for hoi 
    polloi...
12.7028POWDML::HANGGELIPetite Chambre des MauditesThu Aug 17 1995 16:174
    
    Hey.  HEY!
    
    
12.7029POBOX::BATTISGR8D8B8Thu Aug 17 1995 16:253
    
    holy mackeral, the Cubs are on their way.. No doubt about it, the Cubs
    are on their way.......
12.7030DEVLPR::DKILLORANIt ain't easy, bein' sleezy!Thu Aug 17 1995 16:303
    
    The question is WHERE are they going?
    
12.7031MPGS::MARKEYfunctionality breeds contemptThu Aug 17 1995 16:3127
    
    the corporation from whom i tried to extract a notebook computer
    (with suitable compensation) has been told to place their computer
    in places seldom discussed in polite, non-medical, company.
    
    so "-b" will be taking to the streets in search of a cd-rom equipped
    notebook computer today, so that he can bedazzle his unsuspecting
    clients tomorrow with tales (and demos) of optical media bliss.
    
    knowing that i had this presentation scheduled, i made sure that
    i ordered a machine with plenty of time (i thought) to spare.
    mow i have 24 hours to find a computer, so that i can show off
    the cd-roms we've produced...
    
    ##################### READ THIS #########################
    
    if anyone is in pc sales here at dec, i'm looking to grab a
    notebook computer _TODAY_ (i'll pick it up, check/charge in
    hand) with 8 meg of RAM, either a pentium (>75mhz) or 486 (>=100mhz)
    processor, dual scan, integrated pointing device and pcmcia
    slots, and at least 500 meg disk - i can get an external cd-rom
    drive to fill my other needs. please send mail immediately if
    you can help me out... i'm in shrewsbury, mass.
    
    #########################################################
    
    -b
12.7032Ah. The missing, tho implied `let's say' was one problem. My bad.ALPHAZ::HARNEYJohn A HarneyThu Aug 17 1995 16:437
    TTHT: Some people in 507 arguing "but some drinking is good for you"
          thus completely and totally missing the point of my analogy.

    Was it THAT far off base?  C'mon, you can tell me.

    \john
12.7033SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Thu Aug 17 1995 16:485
    
    re: .7029
    
    I presume they're playing "away" this week???
    
12.7034PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BThu Aug 17 1995 16:565
>>    Was it THAT far off base?  C'mon, you can tell me.

	it was a terrific analogy.  an analogy to write home about.
	imo, everything from .205 on was just a tangent.
12.703528364::DAVISThu Aug 17 1995 17:049
             <<< Note 12.7034 by PENUTS::DDESMAISONS "person B" >>>

>	it was a terrific analogy.  an analogy to write home about.

Um...it wasn't *that* good, Di.

>	imo, everything from .205 on was just a tangent.

That's true, though.
12.7036PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BThu Aug 17 1995 17:076
>>Um...it wasn't *that* good, Di.

	yes, i know, my dear.  i was trying to make john feel
	good.  you rooned it.

12.7037CNTROL::JENNISONRevive us, Oh LordThu Aug 17 1995 19:517
	TTHT:

	Spilling a large Diet Pepsi on my keyboard after lunch.

	Good thing I don't work at Three Mile Island...

12.7038Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnThu Aug 17 1995 23:467
    It's the weekend....I'm on anti-biotics.....I can't drink alkiwhole.
    {sniff} WhataIgunnado........ 
    
    I know... I'll EAT loads.. Chinese take out six times over tonight and
    then burgers galor tomorrow. 
    
    I can't drink until next Saturday. This is terrible !
12.7039making a strong case for good storageWAHOO::LEVESQUEthe heat is onFri Aug 18 1995 12:082
    opening a old bottle of bordeaux and finding it was dead. Ch Lascombes
    (2nd growth Margaux) 1978. Piss.
12.7040CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenFri Aug 18 1995 12:081
    A fine cooking wine perhaps?  
12.7041WAHOO::LEVESQUEthe heat is onFri Aug 18 1995 12:441
    A sink wine. :-<
12.7042SUBPAC::SADINWe the people?Fri Aug 18 1995 13:035
    
    
    	bummer...:*(
    
    
12.7043WAHOO::LEVESQUEthe heat is onFri Aug 18 1995 13:043
    Oh, and my car's not done AND it's going to cost almost $400 to repair
    the %^&*#@! AC. Added, of course, to the cost of the new struts, and
    this is one expensive repair job. :-/
12.7044ROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150kts is TOO slow!Fri Aug 18 1995 13:1410
    re:. 7023
    
    raq,
    
    Retaining the water is probably better than having to get up a
    zillion times during the night to pee it all out.  Now, take a water
    pill and Mz. Debra can watch you  zip back and forth to the bathroom
    all day:-)
    
    Bob
12.7045SUBPAC::SADINWe the people?Fri Aug 18 1995 13:329
    
    
    	re: doctah
    
    	what kind of car is it doctah? replacing the struts shouldn't be
    too expensive for the labor...the parts on the other hand are
    outrageous ($100 a piece usually).
    
    jim
12.7046PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BFri Aug 18 1995 13:364
	end of a seven-year stint in this absolutely primo office,
	in which i was the first resident.  arrrgh.

12.7047ElitistsSOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Fri Aug 18 1995 13:452
    
    Nothing to do with Di BTW... completely different subject/gender/etc...
12.7048CSLALL::HENDERSONLearning to leanFri Aug 18 1995 13:524


 Best of luck in your new abode, di!
12.7049WAHOO::LEVESQUEthe heat is onFri Aug 18 1995 13:563
    re: Jim 
    
     It's an '89 Probe GT. Prolly lookin' at a grand in total.
12.7050SUBPAC::SADINWe the people?Fri Aug 18 1995 14:018
    
    	Eeeek....yah, the Probe costs a few bucks more for struts than my
    '86 Escort. :*)

    	my condolences on the bill. %*}


    jim
12.7051;')GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA memberFri Aug 18 1995 14:036
    
    
    Looks like the Levesques will be eating spam for a while.
    
    
    
12.7052WAHOO::LEVESQUEthe heat is onFri Aug 18 1995 14:081
    I'd rather go hungry!
12.7053ROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150kts is TOO slow!Fri Aug 18 1995 14:348
    re: .7049
    
    Another reason I'm glad I got the MX6-GT instead.  That sounds awful
    high.  The last time I had the struts done, it was about $400.  Don't
    ask me how much it is going to cost to replace the driver's side door
    handle:-(
    
    Bob
12.7054GOOEY::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Fri Aug 18 1995 14:365
    
    
    	Knowing that by the way the morning has started off, this is
    	going to be a very long, bad day.
    
12.7055WAHOO::LEVESQUEthe heat is onFri Aug 18 1995 14:506
    >Another reason I'm glad I got the MX6-GT instead.  That sounds
    >awful high.
    
     In addition to struts, I'm getting a new condensor for the AC ($269 +
    $77 labor), recharging the AC ($70 inc 2 lbs of freon), replacing the
    transmission fluid, turning the rear brakes...
12.7056SUBPAC::SADINWe the people?Fri Aug 18 1995 14:594
    
    	you must like that car Doctah...:)
    
    
12.7057POBOX::BATTISGR8D8B8Fri Aug 18 1995 15:052
    
    ouch!!! but, Mark at least you will have air, mine is shot.
12.7058DEVLPR::DKILLORANIt ain't easy, bein' sleezy!Fri Aug 18 1995 15:0711
    
    Mark,
    If you and I weren't both so law-abiding etc, pillars of the community, 
    etc, etc, I might be tempted to hint at suggesting that it would be a 
    DAMN shame if the vehicle in question were to have an {ahem} unfortunate
    encounter with say.... 5 gallons of gas, and say maybe a match... A
    DAMN SHAME how things like that happen.... What with all this vandalism
    and stuff happening..... :-)
    
    But of course I'd never suggest anything like that....
    
12.7059POBOX::BATTISGR8D8B8Fri Aug 18 1995 15:092
    
    Dan, that last note was an oxymoron, if ever I saw one. hth
12.7060WAHOO::LEVESQUEthe heat is onFri Aug 18 1995 15:134
    >you must like that car Doctah...:)
    
     New house, can't afford a new one for a loooong time means I'd better
    make sure this is driveable for the forseeable future...
12.7061SUBPAC::SADINWe the people?Fri Aug 18 1995 15:184
    
    	gotcha....
    
    
12.7062GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed Lady...Fri Aug 18 1995 16:0811
    
    actually, bob, i would have rather gotten up a zillion times to pee it
    out...then maybe my jeans wouldn;t have felt so tight... :>
    
    bummer, marq... :<
    
    jj, cheer up.
    
    where'd ya go, di??
    
    
12.7063PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BFri Aug 18 1995 16:118
    
>>    where'd ya go, di??

    nowhere yet.  they're moving us tomorrow.  i'm just going
    across the room.
    
    

12.7064Typical, all too typicalAIMHI::MARTINactually Rob Cashmon, NHPM::CASHMONSun Aug 20 1995 01:2223
    
    TTHT:
    
    My wonderful management didn't even wait for my old account to run
    out on the 25th, but pulled the plug on Friday.  Can't have a
    contractor with an account, you know, threat to national security
    and all that.
    
    Great.  It's not as if I didn't have personal and business information
    in that account that I'm going to need.  But I can't expect them to 
    care about MY little problems.
    
    So, if anyone here sent me mail after Thursday night (18-Aug-95 0400
    or so,) I didn't receive it.  Please send it again, this time to
    NHPM::CASHMON.  Thanks, and sorry for the inconvenience.
    
    For my own personal reasons, I'm staying at this job right now.  But
    I swear before God and all that's holy, I will NOT be here when the
    snow flies.
    
    
    Rob
    
12.7065TROOA::COLLINSA 9-track mind...Sun Aug 20 1995 21:035
    
    A camping trip gone bad.
    
    Tired.  Very tired.
    
12.7066SUBPAC::SADINWe the people?Sun Aug 20 1995 22:125
    
    
    	sorry to hear that! everyone ok?
    
    
12.7067TROOA::COLLINSA 9-track mind...Mon Aug 21 1995 01:3410
    
    No blood was spilled, Jim, but car keys were lost in the lake, and
    much sleep was lost due to noisy neighbours, and failing to respect
    the awesome wrath of the sun has netted me radiation burns.
    
    Oh, and my co-camper drank too much beer while dehydrated, resulting
    in (you guessed it) a severe hangover this morn for the drive home.
    
    On a scale of 1-10, this weekend rated a 3.   :^(
    
12.7068Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnMon Aug 21 1995 02:381
    Urrrg, sorry to hear that.
12.7069CSOA1::LEECHDia do bheatha.Mon Aug 21 1995 12:316
    5700 unseen notes...
    
    (you guys are slipping, I was expecting about 7K after a two week
    absense)  8^)
    
    -steve
12.7070WAHOO::LEVESQUEthe heat is onMon Aug 21 1995 12:321
    Yeah, we're missing your 1300 snarf notes.
12.7071{snicker}POWDML::HANGGELIPetite Chambre des MauditesMon Aug 21 1995 12:591
    
12.7072DRDAN::KALIKOWDIGITAL=DEC: ReClaim TheName!Mon Aug 21 1995 13:024
    Zinggeroo!!
    
    WELL played, DoctahSan!!
    
12.7073SMURF::MSCANLONalliaskofmyselfisthatiholdtogetherMon Aug 21 1995 15:018
    The thing I hate most about vacation is - coming back to
    work.  When you have a really nice vacation with really
    excellent weather, it's even worse.
    
    I bought lottery tickets and everything, but I'm still
    here......
    
    Mary-Michael
12.7074GOOEY::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Mon Aug 21 1995 15:145
    
    
    	TTHT  forgetting what my TTHT was that I wanted to post
    		here!
    
12.7075TROOA::COLLINSA 9-track mind...Mon Aug 21 1995 15:1711
    
    Stepped on a rusty nail?
    Lost your wallet?
    Car accident?
    Salary cut?
    Bad haircut?
    Pet died?
    Paint fumes at home/work?
    Lotsa laundry to do?
    
    
12.7076MPGS::MARKEYfunctionality breeds contemptMon Aug 21 1995 15:185
    ...
    
    Being known as "the guy who talks about penises?"
    
    -b
12.7077GOOEY::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Mon Aug 21 1995 15:204
    
    
    	Nope...... none of those.
    
12.7078PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BMon Aug 21 1995 15:412
  .7076  see??
12.7079MPGS::MARKEYfunctionality breeds contemptMon Aug 21 1995 16:426
    
    normal movements of my left wrist frequently result in audible
    (and painful) cracks... oh, it was definitely time to remove
    the cast and let it heal on its own... not!!!

    -b
12.7080o-fer the dayWAHOO::LEVESQUEthe heat is onMon Aug 21 1995 17:361
     being the "weak link" on the court.
12.7081GOOEY::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Mon Aug 21 1995 17:4210
    
    
    
    	actually, this annoys me all the time.....
    
    	people who spell the word  'dining'   with two n's !!
    
    	I've noticed it a lot lately.
    
    	
12.7083SPSEG::COVINGTONThere is chaos under the heavens...Mon Aug 21 1995 18:085
    .7082
    
    What is the correct form used to indicate a plural of a non-word?
    
    Many model numbers would change if an "s" were added....
12.7085SMURF::BINDERNight's candles are burnt out.Mon Aug 21 1995 18:168
    .7083
    
    You can avoid indicating a plural of a part number by rephrasing.  For
    example, "We would sell 150 <plural-of-model-number>" can easily be
    recast as "We would sell 150 units/copies of <model-number>"
    
    English is a flexible language, but that flexibility is not an open
    invitation to assault with a blunt vocabulary.
12.7086PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BMon Aug 21 1995 18:1712
       
>>       I was wrong.  It's ok to say n's to mean a plural.  I take back my
>>       objection.

	yabbut, yabbut... if you're talking about letters like that,
	don't you usually put quotes around them?  in which case, couldn't
	you just say, for example -

	There are too many "n"s in that word.

	?  or am I on drugs?

12.7087MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Mon Aug 21 1995 18:192
That's "drug's".

12.7088TROOA::COLLINSA 9-track mind...Mon Aug 21 1995 18:203
    
    drugz?
    
12.7089SPSEG::COVINGTONThere is chaos under the heavens...Mon Aug 21 1995 18:224
    >    English is a flexible language, but that flexibility is not an
    >open invitation to assault with a blunt vocabulary.
    
    We don't need no steenkin' invitation!
12.7090COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertMon Aug 21 1995 18:243
I prefer the "132"s notation over the 132's form.

/john
12.7092BIGQ::SILVADiabloMon Aug 21 1995 20:568

	Saturday I go for my MRI, Tuesday I go to discuss when they will
slice.... I hope it is a small tear, and not something that will require 
major type surgery..... got too many things to do.....


Glen
12.7093MPGS::MARKEYfunctionality breeds contemptMon Aug 21 1995 20:574
    
    good luck glen! i hope it turns out well for you...
    
    -b
12.7094TROOA::COLLINSA 9-track mind...Mon Aug 21 1995 20:583
    
    I dunno...`Peg-Leg Silva' has kind of a ring to it...
    
12.7095They even have a song after that!!!BIGQ::SILVADiabloMon Aug 21 1995 20:593

	I think Eileen would be better..... 
12.7096SPEZKO::FRASERMobius Loop; see other sideMon Aug 21 1995 21:076
        Wasn't that by Dexy's Midnight Runners?
        
        Best of luck with the MRI, Glen!
        
        Andy
        
12.7098TROOA::COLLINSA 9-track mind...Mon Aug 21 1995 21:335
    
    Perhaps they lack that `protestant work ethic'.
    
    Perhaps they feel that the opposable thumb gets all the credit.
    
12.7099The inevitable query...DRDAN::KALIKOWDIGITAL=DEC: ReClaim TheName!Mon Aug 21 1995 22:416
    Hey Glennnnnnnnnnnn,
    
    Wot's a joint like dat doin' in a nice guy like you???
    
    :-)
                          
12.7100oh, and SNARFGIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Mon Aug 21 1995 23:095
It isn't Friday :^(



Chele
12.7101Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnTue Aug 22 1995 01:526
    Actually the week isn't going to badly. It's a little bit on the slow
    side... I guess the 'I wish it was Friday' bit will be around late 
    tomorrow afternoon.
    
    ahhhhh..... Saturday is the day I am looking forward to !!!! Booze,
    sweet booze, and lots of it !!!
12.7102GIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Tue Aug 22 1995 01:575
Liquer frontignac, muscat, port... what sort of sweet booze?  It all sounds 
pretty vile at this time of the day!



12.7103Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnTue Aug 22 1995 03:013
    naaa just ahhhhh the sweet thoughts of booze !!!! Most likely to be
    copious amounts of lager/beer followed by bourbon by the crateful..
    well maybe not quite that much !!!
12.7104DRDAN::KALIKOWDIGITAL=DEC: ReClaim TheName!Tue Aug 22 1995 03:033
    How unamusing your mind must be, when not sufficiently dosed with
    excesses of legal hallucinogens.  Sad really... And so mynly!! :-)
    
12.7105Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnTue Aug 22 1995 03:041
    Ohhhhh shudup !! :*)
12.7107Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnTue Aug 22 1995 03:063
    Least I got one !
    
    :*) {hee hee} ;*)
12.7108SPSEG::COVINGTONThere is chaos under the heavens...Tue Aug 22 1995 12:491
    Alcohol ain't no hallucinogen...
12.7109waken? woken?TROOA::COLLINSA 9-track mind...Tue Aug 22 1995 12:518
    
    .7108
    
    Tell that to the hordes of people who have waken up next to someone
    considerably less attractive than the person they went to bed with.
    
    ;^)
    
12.7110WAHOO::LEVESQUEthe heat is onTue Aug 22 1995 12:574
    >Alcohol ain't no hallucinogen...
    
     Except when you go through withdrawal and see bugs crawling all over
    you...
12.7112SPSEG::COVINGTONThere is chaos under the heavens...Tue Aug 22 1995 13:143
    .7111
    
    Also known as "coyote ugly"
12.7113Itch, itch, scratchNETCAD::PERAROTue Aug 22 1995 13:165
    
    The darn poison ivy I seem to keep catching!!!!
    
    Mary
    
12.7111SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Tue Aug 22 1995 13:236
    re: .7109
    
    That's the "two-bagger syndrome"....
    
    :)
    
12.7114BIGQ::SILVADiabloTue Aug 22 1995 13:3513
| <<< Note 12.7096 by SPEZKO::FRASER "Mobius Loop; see other side" >>>

| Wasn't that by Dexy's Midnight Runners?

	Yup!

| Best of luck with the MRI, Glen!

	Thanks &y!


Glen

12.7115BIGQ::SILVADiabloTue Aug 22 1995 13:369
| <<< Note 12.7099 by DRDAN::KALIKOW "DIGITAL=DEC: ReClaim TheName!" >>>

| -< The inevitable query... >-

	Dan.... I think you missed the one above....... :-)

| Wot's a joint like dat doin' in a nice guy like you???

	Just awaitin to be sliced, I guess....
12.7116BIGQ::SILVADiabloTue Aug 22 1995 13:386
| <<< Note 12.7108 by SPSEG::COVINGTON "There is chaos under the heavens..." >>>


| Alcohol ain't no hallucinogen...

	See???? He's hallucinating already!
12.7117SPSEG::COVINGTONThere is chaos under the heavens...Tue Aug 22 1995 13:433
    Hey!
    
    I resemble that remark. I ahven't ahullincatde for days... I think.
12.7118GOOEY::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Tue Aug 22 1995 14:377
    
    
    	I remember what my TTHT from yesterday was.,.....  =)
    
    	...Missing Franco Zefferelli's "Romeo and Juliet" on the Bravo
    	network Sunday night.  I only caught the last 15 mins of it.
    
12.7119Re .7115 -- nope Glennnnn -- that wuz intentional.DRDAN::KALIKOWDIGITAL=DEC: ReClaim TheName!Tue Aug 22 1995 14:452
    I'm glad it was youuuuu that kotched it, though... :-)
    
12.7120MPGS::MARKEYfunctionality breeds contemptTue Aug 22 1995 15:4912
    
    the first attempt at playing bass "the right way"* since i
    broke my wrist did not go well... I do fine as long as i
    can stay in one position on the neck, but then again, i
    don't play grateful dead music, so that isn't much use... :-) :-)
    
    -b
    
    * i've tried playing the bass with my hand resting on top
      of the neck, and did reasonably well, but the normal
      playing position (palm facing torso/arm under neck) hurt
      like hell...
12.7121CNTROL::JENNISONRevive us, Oh LordTue Aug 22 1995 20:519
	taking my car in to get a bolt replaced , free of charge, and
	being told, "Well, there are a couple of problems.  Your water
	pump is leaking, and so is the gasket around your transmission
	fluid pan.  Your belts are cracking, too, but since we've already
	got the water pump off, we won't charge you labor on those."

	3.5 hours later and $392 poorer, and I was on my way ...

12.7122TROOA::COLLINSA 9-track mind...Tue Aug 22 1995 20:577
    
    A local newspaper did an investigative story on automotive repairs
    a while back, and found that most of the garages would find things 
    wrong with the car that weren't really wrong, and also, that if the 
    customer was a woman, there would be more, and more expensive, things 
    "wrong" with the car.
     
12.7123BIGQ::SILVADiabloTue Aug 22 1995 20:596

	Bummer Karen. What garage was it?


Glen
12.7124Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnWed Aug 23 1995 00:3710
    TTHT....
    
    It all started to go bad when I decided to call the electricity board
    (at last) to inform them that I had moved into this apartment 2 months
    ago! Gawd I hate those people. I won't tell you what happened, but
    basically I ain't payin' it !! ever !!
    
    After I finished on the phone I was ready to choke the living poop out
    of someone. That woman made me mad and she knew it too !! I was not a 
    happy camper.
12.7126BIGQ::SILVADiabloWed Aug 23 1995 00:481
<---- <grin>..... 
12.7127Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnWed Aug 23 1995 00:541
    Nope still can't hit the booze !! gotta wait 'till Saturday.
12.7128SPSEG::COVINGTONThere is chaos under the heavens...Wed Aug 23 1995 01:486
    .7121
    
    Sounds like a very expensive job to me. My water pump was about $60
    (self-installed) and a gasket should be about $3. Labor isn't THAT
    much...
    Oh yes, and belts are $7-8 each.
12.7129GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed Lady...Wed Aug 23 1995 12:274
    
    yet another roadbloq in my quest to get a degree
    
    
12.7130TROOA::COLLINSHaven't you always wanted a monkey?Wed Aug 23 1995 12:304
    
    A good man is leaving DEC today, for many of the same reasons
    that many of our other good people have left.
    
12.7131DEVLPR::DKILLORANIt ain't easy, bein' sleezy!Wed Aug 23 1995 13:4019
    
    well that really sux Karen.... :-(
    
    TTHY:  The flippin' moron who was supposed to show up at my parent
    house yesterday afternoon calls me at 11:55 to tell me he can't make
    it!  This after I've already set up to have the place opened up for
    him.  Then he tells me the earliest he can get there is Friday!  Of
    course all the walls are supposed to be down by Saturday evening so
    that they can be loaded in the dump truck for disposal....Yeah this is
    all gonna work out on time!.... :-(
    
    FFRRUUSSTTRRAATTIIOONN ! ! ! ! 
   
    TTHT: The bone head behind me this morning who thought that 10' was
    plenty of room to ride behind a motorcycle at 65 mph....  Good thing I
    was watching him because when we came to the standard "panic stop" at
    Rt 3 & 128 if I hadn't changed lanes in time I'd currently be listed in
    the Roadkill note.... :-(
    
12.7132BIGQ::SILVADiabloWed Aug 23 1995 13:461
<---- I've seen that note already!!!!  :-)
12.7133WAHOO::LEVESQUEthe heat is onWed Aug 23 1995 14:094
    >TTHT: The bone head behind me this morning who thought that 10' was
    >plenty of room to ride behind a motorcycle at 65 mph....  
    
     I don't suppose it occurred to you to go faster or move over...
12.7134RUSURE::GOODWINWed Aug 23 1995 14:219
    Only 65 in Mass during rush hour?  No wonder he was on you tail... :-)
    
    My favorite was the girl driving the car behind me as I was getting off
    the exit in MK.  I looked in the mirror because I was concerned by how
    close she was, and saw that she was holding a ciggie and a cup of
    coffee in her left hand, while brushing her hair with her right hand. 
    
    A 128-style 80->0 panic stop right then would have been a challenge for
    her, I think.
12.7135DEVLPR::DKILLORANIt ain't easy, bein' sleezy!Wed Aug 23 1995 14:399
    
    > I don't suppose it occurred to you to go faster or move over...

    I couldn't go faster, I was going the same speed as the guy in front of
    me, I would normally have moved over, but it was only about a minute
    and a half between when I noticed him, and the panic stop.  That's why
    it was sooo close.  If I hadn't SIPDE ed when I did, I'd have been a
    Honda sandwich.

12.7136SPSEG::COVINGTONThere is chaos under the heavens...Wed Aug 23 1995 15:106
    .7133
    
    Izzit the responsibility of the person in front to give way to the
    person in the rear?
    
    Aside from situtations that occur between the sheets, of course...
12.7145POBOX::BATTISGR8D8B8Wed Aug 23 1995 15:585
    
    well my short planned trip to Boston has been canceled, no air travel
    or such nonsense. It would have been in ZKO2, and I would have stayed
    in the Sheraton Tara. oh, well, how many boxers are in that building
    anyway??
12.7146POWDML::HANGGELIPetite Chambre des MauditesWed Aug 23 1995 16:494
    
    I don't think there's a Digital office in the Sheraton Tara.
    
    
12.7147NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Aug 23 1995 16:521
But there used to be one in 10 Tara Boulevard.  TTB.  Which stands for...
12.7148PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Aug 23 1995 16:533
  <waves hand wildly over head>

12.7149POBOX::BATTISGR8D8B8Wed Aug 23 1995 16:541
    well Gerald, this one is on Spitbrook Rd.
12.7150NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Aug 23 1995 16:581
Actually, TTB was closer to Spit Brook Road than ZKO is.
12.7151POBOX::BATTISGR8D8B8Wed Aug 23 1995 17:042
    
    what is TTB??
12.7152NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Aug 23 1995 17:081
Ask Di.  She knows.
12.7154TTB or not TTBHBAHBA::HAASx,y,z,time,matter,energyWed Aug 23 1995 17:110
12.7155WAHOO::LEVESQUEthe heat is onWed Aug 23 1995 17:433
   >what is TTB??
    
     What did they say the address was again?
12.7156POBOX::BATTISGR8D8B8Wed Aug 23 1995 17:514
    
    .7155
    
    The obvious escaped me, thank you doctah.
12.7157WAHOO::LEVESQUEthe heat is onWed Aug 23 1995 17:573
    >The obvious escaped me
    
     That's a bad habit you should really do something about... ;-)
12.7158S l o w l y , so I can understandDECWIN::RALTOStay in bed, float upstreamWed Aug 23 1995 18:015
    Well, okay, I'll ask the stupid question:
    
    Tara Boulevard = TB.  What's the other "T" in "TTB"?
    
    Chris
12.7159PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Aug 23 1995 18:032
 8^{

12.7160APACHE::KEITHDr. DeuceWed Aug 23 1995 18:171
    10
12.7161aint no such thing as a 10HBAHBA::HAASx,y,z,time,matter,energyWed Aug 23 1995 18:170
12.7162POBOX::BATTISGR8D8B8Wed Aug 23 1995 18:192
    
    haven't seen Cindy Crawford, or Claudia Schiffer lately, have you Tom?
12.7163Aaaaaa! It's the Winlose 95 brain disease!DECWIN::RALTOStay in bed, float upstreamWed Aug 23 1995 18:2012
    >> 8^{
    
    "T" stands for "8^{"??
    
    >> 10
    
    "T" doesn't stand for "10".  "1" stands for "10".  :-)
    
    Anyone, a kind soul told me in mail, and I feel thoroughly
    foolish.  This is what I get for switching to decaf.
    
    Chris
12.7164semi-bummedHBAHBA::HAASx,y,z,time,matter,energyWed Aug 23 1995 18:217
>    haven't seen Cindy Crawford, or Claudia Schiffer lately, have you Tom?

Unfortunately, no.

I've had my shares of fantasies but that's another story...

TTom
12.7165WAHOO::LEVESQUEthe heat is onWed Aug 23 1995 18:243
    >haven't seen Cindy Crawford, or Claudia Schiffer lately, have you Tom?
    
     Neither of whom rates a 10.
12.7166NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Aug 23 1995 18:242
There was another site called BTH.  It was in Merrimack, behind the Hilton.
Can anyone tell me what BTH stands for?
12.7167already wafflingHBAHBA::HAASx,y,z,time,matter,energyWed Aug 23 1995 18:267
>Can anyone tell me what BTH stands for?

BTH hasn't really made his positions clear on any of the issues.

I think he's a_economic conservative but a social liberal.

TTom
12.7168WAHOO::LEVESQUEthe heat is onWed Aug 23 1995 18:261
    You make it too easy when you set it up that way.
12.7170SPEZKO::FRASERMobius Loop; see other sideWed Aug 23 1995 18:273
        Words 11, 12 and 13 in yer note 
        
        
12.7171NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Aug 23 1995 18:271
If it was DTH it would be Dan The Hoover.
12.7169DEVLPR::DKILLORANIt ain't easy, bein' sleezy!Wed Aug 23 1995 18:2812
    
    re: .7166
    Behind The Hilton?
    
    
    
    > -< aint no such thing as a 10 >-
    
    You forgot about the 'box babes !
    
    :-)
    
12.7172Bachman, Turner, HooverdriveHBAHBA::HAASx,y,z,time,matter,energyWed Aug 23 1995 18:330
12.7173SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Wed Aug 23 1995 19:4512
    
    
    RE: BTH
    
     I have the dubious distinction of being the person to come up with the
    acronym. 
    
      Part of my group (at the time) was going to be the first occupants of
    the building and there was a meeting to discuss who was going and
    where. It came up in converstation that it had no name yet. I piped up,
    and the rest is history (however banal)...
    
12.7174TROOA::COLLINSColour me wacky!Wed Aug 23 1995 19:473
    
    And thats...the RRRRREST of the storrrrry!
    
12.7175Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnThu Aug 24 1995 02:159
    TTHT - Being woken up by some <r.o> ringing on my buzer at 4am. This is
    getting to be too much. I have found out today that the person next
    door to me is who they are trying to contact. I think the guy mught be
    doing a few illegal things from his apartment. I have different people
    hitting the buzzer at wierd times of the day all asking for the same
    guy. 
    
    2nd TTHT - I thought today was Friday when I woke up. Wasn't to happy
    when I found out it was still Thursday.
12.7176POLAR::RICHARDSONBooze ain't foodThu Aug 24 1995 02:363
    Martin, perhaps you suffer from multiple personality disorder, and one
    of your personalities is doing a few illegal things from your
    apartment.
12.7177Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnThu Aug 24 1995 02:431
    Glenn.... There's just one me.... well unless I'm full of booze ! :*)
12.7178GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed Lady...Thu Aug 24 1995 12:1912
    
    finding out i have to take a math placement test to take a math class
    that is of a lower level than one of the math courses this school
    accepted as transfer credits.  and i get to do it in 2 weeks, right
    after labor day.  the day before classes start.  so if i don't pass, i
    have to repeat a math i took in high school/college.  if i pass, i have
    to register, pay the late fee, and spend the next 4 months resenting
    the whole situation.
    
    or i could just not take the class at all...
    
    
12.7179WAHOO::LEVESQUEthe heat is onThu Aug 24 1995 14:409
    Having to come up with full documentation including setup and hold 
    numbers for a board I didn't design, since the original designers
    created no documentation and had no spec. And it's not even as easy as
    adding databook numbers because one of the devices is an FPGA, which
    means I have to crawl through the friggin' chip looking for the worst
    case path. GRRRR.
    
    Having to pack up my office for the annual office move (back to my
    original LKG office.) I HATE moving. HATE it.
12.7180GOOEY::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Thu Aug 24 1995 15:1510
    
    
    	Getting my latest reimbursement statement for my next
    	two classes.  The school cost $840.  What did I get 
    	after taxes?  $609.92
    
    
    	AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
    
    
12.7181GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed Lady...Thu Aug 24 1995 15:173
    
    (at least you get reimbursed... ;>)
    
12.7182POLAR::RICHARDSONBooze ain't foodThu Aug 24 1995 15:211
    Not only that, she gets some money back too!
12.7183GOOEY::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Thu Aug 24 1995 15:286
    
    
    	Yeah, yeah, I know.....  I'm just really annoyed that it
    	gets tacked onto my gross income for the year and that it 
    	might foul up my tax return for '95.
    
12.7184BOXORN::HAYSSome things are worth dying forThu Aug 24 1995 16:546
RE: 12.7179 by WAHOO::LEVESQUE "the heat is on"

FPGA.  Is it a Xilinx,  if so why can't you just run XDELAY on it?


Phil
12.7185MPGS::MARKEYLook at the BONES!Thu Aug 24 1995 17:419
    >Having to pack up my office for the annual office move (back to my
    >original LKG office.) I HATE moving. HATE it.
    
    agreed. digital definitely needs a better defragmentation
    algorithm. the amount of money/time spent moving is a waste.
    there must be a vice president of oscillating office moves;
    who is, no doubt, a bit too motivated for his own good.
    
    -b
12.7186MPGS::MARKEYLook at the BONES!Thu Aug 24 1995 18:019
    
    ttht:
    
    having to get up _way_ too early, in order to go to the physical
    therapist, and then spending the afternoon in pain because she's
    more sadistic than even the worst of the nuns i encountered in
    catholic school.
    
    -b
12.7187SMURF::BINDERNight's candles are burnt out.Thu Aug 24 1995 18:355
    .7186
    
    You will thank her later.  This I promise.  I have vivid memories from
    early 1980, most of them filled with an astonishing amount of pain, but
    I can walk today without a limp.
12.7188POLAR::RICHARDSONBooze ain't foodThu Aug 24 1995 18:431
    We can't tell when you're hopping Hare Binder. 8^)
12.7189DECLNE::REESEToreDown,I'mAlmostLevelW/theGroundThu Aug 24 1995 18:4910
    Bri,
    
    It only hurts for a little while.  Ditto what others have said;
    my PT would have made a good drill sargeant in the Marines, but
    I wouldn't have the use of my left arm if I hadn't worked thru
    it with her.
    
    The fact that you can play your guitar (albeit thru pain) will speed
    the healing process along, trust me :-)
    
12.7190EST::RANDOLPHTom R. N1OOQThu Aug 24 1995 19:298
>            <<< Note 12.7185 by MPGS::MARKEY "Look at the BONES!" >>>
>    agreed. digital definitely needs a better defragmentation
>    algorithm. the amount of money/time spent moving is a waste.

Amen to that. We have a "Move Committee" here. It's permanent. We have a
stack of rented orange plastic packing crates. They're permanent, too.

I had to pack up a whole lab yesterday so it could move today, can you tell?
12.7191Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnFri Aug 25 1995 01:512
    TTHT - That horrible feeling of 'ohhh I wish this would hurry up so I
    could forget about it'. 
12.7192GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed Lady...Fri Aug 25 1995 12:2216
    tthln:  left here with a baby headache.  figured it was from the laq
    of food (tho i had eaten, it was actually 'good-for-you food' and my
    body probably had a reaction), so on my way home, i stopped for a bite
    to eat.  felt a bit better...til i tried suqing the frosty thru the
    straw...baby headache came baq...and slowly made it's way into a
    nauseating migrane.  it's not fun trying to shop for birthday gifts,
    bras and shoes in such a condition.  barely made it home to crawl into
    bed just after 9...of course, shortly after i fell asleep, the phone
    rings, scaring the beejeebies out of me, and i thought it was the
    alarm and couldn't figure out why it qept ringing after i turned it
    off...didn't have the oomph to talq to the person...oh well...at least
    it's gone today...
    
    
    
    
12.7193GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed Lady...Fri Aug 25 1995 15:127
    
    oh yeah...and not remembering to go to corky's little shindig last
    nite.  i wanted to go, but it was a bit of a drive and i had things to
    do.  and as it turned out, i couldn't have gone anywho...but i am sure
    the corkster will forgive me...
    
    
12.7194I think it's about time for some venisonDOCTP::KELLERListen to the music play...Fri Aug 25 1995 15:493
Deer eating the tops off of all my sunflower plants and trampling all over 
my tomatos:-(    

12.7195POBOX::BATTISGR8D8B8Fri Aug 25 1995 16:043
    tomatoes
    
    nnttm
12.7196WAHOO::LEVESQUEthe heat is onFri Aug 25 1995 19:571
    TTHT: breaking my vuarnets.
12.7197PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BFri Aug 25 1995 20:0810
>>    TTHT: breaking my vuarnets.


	wait -  valid..<flip flip flip>...vaunt..<flip flip>...vernacular...
	<flip>...vice......vignette...<flip flip>...voodoo... 
	vorlage... vorlage??...<flip flip>... ah - here we go... vug

	nope, no vuarnets in here.

12.7198NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Fri Aug 25 1995 20:081
Must be something to do with wine.
12.7199TROOA::COLLINSNothing wrong $100 wouldn't fix.Fri Aug 25 1995 20:113
    
    Sounds shady.
    
12.7200sounds snarfyPOWDML::HANGGELIPetite Chambre des MauditesFri Aug 25 1995 20:141
    
12.7201RUSURE::GOODWINFri Aug 25 1995 20:251
    long as you don't break your dowsets
12.7202TROOA::COLLINSNothing wrong $100 wouldn't fix.Fri Aug 25 1995 20:275
    
    If I had Oakleys, and I broke them, that would be a TTHT.
    
    But I don't.
    
12.7203CSOA1::LEECHDia do bheatha.Fri Aug 25 1995 20:5011
    re: .7196
    
    OUCH!  I had a bad habit of sitting on my shades until I laid out some
    green ($115) for my Vuarnets.  I became very careful after that.  8^)
    
    If the lenses are okay, you can send them to the manufacturer to be 
    mounted in a new frame.  My dad did this and in didn't cost much at 
    all (I think $20-30). 
    
    
    -steve
12.7204COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertSun Aug 27 1995 21:1512
	What is wrong with kids these days.

	Riding the red-line, a kid about 5, maybe at the most 6,
	along with some older kids up to about 14, tells a 70-year
	old woman, as she leaves the train in Harvard Square,

		"GOODBYE, BITCH".

	I asked him if he would like someone to talk to his mother
	that way.

12.7205SCAS01::GUINEO::MOOREHEY! All you mimes be quiet!Sun Aug 27 1995 23:251
    <--- He was probably a bastard child.
12.7206DRDAN::KALIKOWDIGITAL=DEC: ReClaim TheName&amp;Glory!Sun Aug 27 1995 23:298
    Reminds me of the little girl next door who played a great practical
    joke on my younger daughter as she was learning to talk.  She convinced
    Mandy that adult relatives LOVE to be called "You Farging Bastige,"
    except she used the authentic unexpurgated AngloSaxonisms.  Mandy chose
    to test her new-found knowledge on my father.  Too funny!!
    
    I guess your experience was different, \/\/\/\john... :-)
    
12.7207Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnMon Aug 28 1995 00:525
    That horrible anxious feeling that I can't do anything about.... unless 
    I'm eating... makes me forget about things for a while... unfortunately
    it also makes me gain lbs... and I mean a lot of 'em.
    
    I it was mid-september.
12.7208BIGQ::SILVADiabloMon Aug 28 1995 01:337

	John, what was the kids response when you asked him if he wanted
someone to talk to his mother that way? 


Glen
12.7209Encouraged by the other kids.COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertMon Aug 28 1995 02:333
Laughter.

/john
12.7210Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnMon Aug 28 1995 04:002
    Just finished munching and I'm still as hungry as I was before I
    started !! Not good.
12.7212POLAR::RICHARDSONBooze ain't foodMon Aug 28 1995 13:101
    No wonder so many murcans pack heat.
12.7213BIGQ::SILVADiabloMon Aug 28 1995 13:205
| <<< Note 12.7212 by POLAR::RICHARDSON "Booze ain't food" >>>

| No wonder so many murcans pack heat.

	well.... murcans have plenty of soar muscles.....
12.7214CSLALL::HENDERSONI'd rather have JesusMon Aug 28 1995 13:344


 Maybe the poor kid had low self esteem or something
12.7215TROOA::COLLINSNothing wrong $100 wouldn't fix.Mon Aug 28 1995 20:0110
    
    annnnn...
    
    ...tiiiiiii...
    
    ...hisssssssstt...
    
    
    ...AMINES!
    
12.7216NETCAD::WOODFORDOhNO! Not the LAN Mr. Bill!Mon Aug 28 1995 20:027
    
    
    Was that in monotone also?  Just want to make sure I have
    the full affect of your discomfort.... :*)
    
    
    
12.7217GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed Lady...Tue Aug 29 1995 12:259
    
    
    being siq....again...and sounding liqe a man...again...
    
    and i left my nose spray at home (the only thing that seems to clear my
    nasal passages...)
    
    %^<
    
12.7218SPSEG::COVINGTONThere is chaos under the heavens...Tue Aug 29 1995 12:391
    Think I'll call raq just to see what she sounds like...
12.7219She was 41.SMURF::BINDERNight's candles are burnt out.Tue Aug 29 1995 12:577
    ttht.
    
    First mail I read this morning was from a friend in Vienna, telling me
    his dearest, oldest friend has just died, four days after unsuccessful
    brain surgery.  Poor guy is shattered, and I feel so damned impotent.
    
    Crap.  I don't have any kleenexes.
12.7220POLAR::RICHARDSONBeer ain't boozeTue Aug 29 1995 13:201
    Truly a thing to hate. 8^(
12.7221GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed Lady...Tue Aug 29 1995 13:376
    
    
    well, jim...
    
    
    
12.7222POWDML::HANGGELIPetite Chambre des MauditesTue Aug 29 1995 13:444
    
    I'm sorry, Dick.
    
    
12.7223GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA memberTue Aug 29 1995 13:546
    
    
    Condolences to you and your friend, Dick.
    
    
    Mike
12.7224NETCAD::WOODFORDOhNO! Not the LAN Mr. Bill!Tue Aug 29 1995 13:577
    
    
    Oh wow, Dick!  I'm so sorry! :(
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.7225STOWOA::JOLLIMOREOneWhiteDuck/0^10=nothing at allTue Aug 29 1995 13:583
	peace, dick.
	
	jay
12.7226HANNAH::MODICAJourneyman NoterTue Aug 29 1995 14:086
    
    Sorry to hear that Dick.
    
    					Take care
    
    						Hank
12.7227Is there an 's' before the 'c'? I forget.CSOA1::LEECHDia do bheatha.Tue Aug 29 1995 14:093
    Add my condolences to the rest, Dick.  Sorry to hear about that.
    
    -steve
12.7228POBOX::BATTISGR8D8B8Tue Aug 29 1995 14:205
    
    well Dick, add my condolences along with everyone else's. that really
    is a tth.
    
    Mark
12.7229GOOEY::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Tue Aug 29 1995 14:444
    
    
    	Mine too.  =(
    
12.7230DRDAN::KALIKOWDIGITAL=DEC: ReClaim TheName&amp;Glory!Tue Aug 29 1995 15:174
    This, too, shall pass, Dick...
    
    Strength & quiet to you & yours...
    
12.7231TROOA::TRP109::Chrisblink and I'm goneTue Aug 29 1995 16:445
Dick - my sympathies to your friend.  It must be hard being this 
far away, but just the fact that he/she was able to write you must
have helped.

Chris
12.7232BROKE::PARTSTue Aug 29 1995 17:345
    
    sincerest regrets,
    
    bob
    
12.7233POLAR::RICHARDSONI have blurred areasTue Aug 29 1995 18:564
    I can't get the stupid chicken dance song out of my head!
    
    
    Yadadadadadadum Yadadadadadadum Yadadadadadadum {clap clap clap clap}
12.7234TROOA::COLLINSNothing wrong $100 wouldn't fix.Tue Aug 29 1995 18:573
    
    Careful, Glenn, or I'l break out the Walter Ostenak!!
    
12.7235NETCAD::WOODFORDOhNO! Not the LAN Mr. Bill!Tue Aug 29 1995 18:589
    
    
    Oh THANKS ALOT Glenn!  Now you got me singing it too! :(
    
    
    
    
    
    Terrie
12.7236SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Tue Aug 29 1995 19:084
    
    
    Thank goodness I have no idea what a chicken dance is....
    
12.7237NETCAD::WOODFORDOhNO! Not the LAN Mr. Bill!Tue Aug 29 1995 19:084
    
    
    Come here and I'll teach you......
    
12.7238SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Tue Aug 29 1995 19:116
    
    
    Would that be as bad as getting bit by mz_deb???
    
    :)
    
12.7239POWDML::HANGGELIPetite Chambre des MauditesTue Aug 29 1995 19:4214
	      ....        ....	
           .adAMMMb.   .dAMMMAbn.
        .adAWWWWWWWWWAuAWWWWWWWWWWAbn.
     .adWWW__|   |__|__|__|__|   |_WWWbn.
    dMMMM     \_/	      \_/   MMMMMb
 ..adMM	       _               _        MMbn..
    dMMMM  __ /	\ __ __ __ ___/ \___MMMMMb
     "~^YUM  |   |  |  |  |  |   | MUP^~"
          "~^PMMMdMAbammdAMMMMMMP^~"
              "^UMMMMMMMMMMMMU^"   
               "^Y^YUWWWWUP^"
         
          
12.7240POBOX::BATTISGR8D8B8Tue Aug 29 1995 19:442
    
    <----   funny, I think of Mick Jagger when I see that, don't know why.
12.7241DEVLPR::DKILLORANDanimalTue Aug 29 1995 19:485
    
    re:.7239
    
    ooohhhhhh I LOVE when she does that!  It sends chills up and down my
    spine!
12.7242Byte Me.VMSNET::M_MACIOLEKFour54 Camaro/Only way to flyTue Aug 29 1995 19:581
    re: .7239
12.7243BIGQ::SILVADiabloWed Aug 30 1995 01:1211
| <<< Note 12.7217 by GAVEL::JANDROW "Green-Eyed Lady..." >>>


| being siq....again...and sounding liqe a man...again...

	When I first read the above, I didn't know if being sick made you sound
like a man, or the fact that you are saying you're sick again, which is
something men are prone to do. :-)


Glen
12.7245CHEFS::COOKSHalf Man,Half BiscuitWed Aug 30 1995 12:107
    Reading 1 Millwall 2
    
    A very exciting game,but we lost.
    
    Millwall fans are a nasty lot. Especially when someone threw a hammer
    at our goalkeeper.
    
12.7246NETCAD::WOODFORDOhNO! Not the LAN Mr. Bill!Wed Aug 30 1995 12:3010
    
    
    Hey Raq!  Feel better, ok? 
    
    
    
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.7247CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenWed Aug 30 1995 12:572
    A field test (literally) of my ABS system on the way in.  :-(.  It
    works.
12.7249GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed Lady...Wed Aug 30 1995 13:264
    
    up yours, mr. t...
    
    
12.7250SMURF::WALTERSWed Aug 30 1995 13:291
    <---  Is there a female proctologist in the house?
12.7251DRDAN::KALIKOWDIGITAL=DEC: ReClaim TheName&amp;Glory!Wed Aug 30 1995 13:314
    I think she would prefer that a rather burly one do the honors...
    
    qorrect, Raq??
    
12.7252sans lubrication, you can be sureWAHOO::LEVESQUEthe heat is onWed Aug 30 1995 13:312
    I get the feeling it wouldn't be the dainty insertion of a slender
    finger so much as a forced fisting.
12.7253BCS Time???SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Wed Aug 30 1995 13:311
    
12.7254NETCAD::WOODFORDOhNO! Not the LAN Mr. Bill!Wed Aug 30 1995 13:354
    
    
    Mark! :*O
    
12.7255WAHOO::LEVESQUEthe heat is onWed Aug 30 1995 13:476
    :*O <== actually I think his eyes would be bigger. 
    
    =8*O  
    
    Yeah, that's more like it.
    
12.7256NETCAD::WOODFORDOhNO! Not the LAN Mr. Bill!Wed Aug 30 1995 13:488
    
    
    Oh, Goodness, gracious!
    
    
    
    :*)
    
12.7257DRDAN::KALIKOWDIGITAL=DEC: ReClaim TheName&amp;Glory!Wed Aug 30 1995 15:364
    Dan$Clueless
    
    ??
    
12.7258GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed Lady...Wed Aug 30 1995 16:147
    
    tth:  finding out that my friend/neighbor had a miscarriage yesterday. 
    she didn't even know she was pregnant til she went to the emergency
    room.  tho i don't know what she is going through, i am still sad...
    
    :<
    
12.7259NETCAD::WOODFORDOhNO! Not the LAN Mr. Bill!Wed Aug 30 1995 18:599
    
    
    TTHT:  The puppy I wanted is gone! :((  It was adopted just this
    morning.  I knew I should have called earlier. :*(((
    
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.7260SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Wed Aug 30 1995 19:105
    
    
    Well.. look at it this way... it's all the less newspaper you have to
    buy....
    
12.7261NETCAD::WOODFORDOhNO! Not the LAN Mr. Bill!Wed Aug 30 1995 19:1513
    
    
    I buy two daily.  Might as well recycle it when I'm done with the
    reading of it.
    
    Hubby really wants a puppy.  Last year for Christmas, well you all
    remember what I did to him?  Now I need to make up for it. :*)  He
    wants a real *man's dog*, and this would have been perfect!  A little
    baby shepard!  He was sooooooooo cute! :(  
    
    
    I'll find another......
    
12.7262DEVLPR::DKILLORANDanimalWed Aug 30 1995 19:247
    
    Terrie, Ever look into Rottweilers? (sp?)

    Very handsome dogs, and the people I know who have them are very
    pleased with their temperaments.  I must admit thought that they all had
    spayed bitches (oxymoron?)
    
12.7263NETCAD::WOODFORDOhNO! Not the LAN Mr. Bill!Wed Aug 30 1995 19:2612
    
    
    No thanks Dan.  I plan to keep my cats, and not as chew
    toys for whatever dog we get either.
    
    
    Actually, I'm going to look at an Alaskan Malimute(sp?) tonight
    on the way home from work.
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.7264SMURF::BINDERNight's candles are burnt out.Wed Aug 30 1995 19:385
    Terrie, a malamute will make shorter work of your kats than a rottie
    will.  Rotties were bred to handle cattle and have reason to be gentle
    with small critters of other species.  Not so malamutes.
    
    You need a Lhasa Apso.
12.7265POLAR::RICHARDSONI have blurred areasWed Aug 30 1995 19:401
    Apso's ain't afraid of anything.
12.7266SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Wed Aug 30 1995 19:424
    
    
    Them the one's what are instant dusting mops???
    
12.7267POLAR::RICHARDSONI have blurred areasWed Aug 30 1995 19:452
    Yes, and if trained properly they make the best watchdog, even unto
    death.
12.7268PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Aug 30 1995 19:466
>>    Yes, and if trained properly they make the best watchdog, even unto
>>    death.

	yours or the dog's?

12.7269GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed Lady...Wed Aug 30 1995 19:476
    tth:  sneezing so much in the last few days, things are begining to
    rattle.  and, forgetting that i didn't have the lid on my tea this
    morning til it covered my hand...ouch.  
    
    and now i have a sinus headache.  
    
12.7270POLAR::RICHARDSONI have blurred areasWed Aug 30 1995 19:481
    The dog's usually.
12.72718^)POWDML::HANGGELIPetite Chambre des MauditesWed Aug 30 1995 19:575
    
    The dog's usually - is that a canine body part?
    
    
    
12.7272POLAR::RICHARDSONI have blurred areasWed Aug 30 1995 19:598
              eh?
	      /
	  oO)-.
	 /__  _\       
	 \  \(  |      
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	  '  '--'   
12.7273Bud...SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Wed Aug 30 1995 20:011
    
12.7274...erPOLAR::RICHARDSONI have blurred areasWed Aug 30 1995 20:031
    	
12.7275...wise...XELENT::MUTHI drank WHAT? - SocratesWed Aug 30 1995 20:040
12.7276Bud...SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Wed Aug 30 1995 20:071
    
12.7277...The Spud (from the Big Red Mud)TROOA::COLLINSNothing wrong $100 wouldn't fix.Wed Aug 30 1995 20:081
    
12.7278SPEZKO::FRASERMobius Loop; see other sideWed Aug 30 1995 20:1112
>    The dog's usually - is that a canine body part?
        
        Similar to the part of a woman called the "now" ...
        
        As in the old song: "I wonder who's kissing her now"
        
        &y
        
    
    
    

12.72798^oPOWDML::HANGGELIPetite Chambre des MauditesWed Aug 30 1995 20:111
    
12.7280DEVLPR::DKILLORANDanimalWed Aug 30 1995 20:123
    
    {cough},{cough}, anyone gots a cough drop?
    
12.7281GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA memberWed Aug 30 1995 20:132
    
    I like kissing nows......
12.7282MPGS::MARKEYLook at the BONES!Wed Aug 30 1995 20:134
    
    pick up a lint ball didja kirby?
    
    -b
12.7283Whose??SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Wed Aug 30 1995 20:131
    
12.7284POWDML::HANGGELIPetite Chambre des MauditesWed Aug 30 1995 20:2424
    
    I'd like to say, in my most humble opinion, that the copy center in
    Northboro is very likely staffed with the biggest bunch of numbnuts 
    that ever walked this planet.
    
    My apologies if anyone here is related to a copy center employee.
    
    I receive more incorrectly completed jobs than I do correctly completed 
    jobs.  They're worse than Dunkin Donuts.  I've even started writing 
    complete instructions in simple terms rather than just ticking off the 
    boxes on the form, and the jobs STILL aren't returned correctly.
    
    I requested 8 copies of a 70-page document - they sent me 70 copies.  I
    requested a double sided copy be copied double sided - they copied it
    as if it were single sided so I only got half of the pages (this
    particular error happened two separate times).  I requested that a clear 
    (transparency) cover be put on a bound document - they gave me an entire 
    set of transparencies of the document.  I requested that the originals
    of a report be sent to me, and the copies to a person in Stow - they
    sent both the originals and the copies to me.
    
    Incompetence!  Stolidity!  Carelessness!  Indolence!
    
    
12.7285TROOA::COLLINSNothing wrong $100 wouldn't fix.Wed Aug 30 1995 20:265
    
    You get copies from Dunkin Donuts?
    
    ;^)
    
12.7286POBOX::BATTISGR8D8B8Wed Aug 30 1995 20:292
    
    hell deb, don't sugarcoat it, tell *us* how you really feel.
12.7287POWDML::HANGGELIPetite Chambre des MauditesWed Aug 30 1995 20:2912
    
    
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12.7288DPDMAI::SODERSTROMBring on the CompetitionWed Aug 30 1995 20:292
    I thought it was coffees
    
12.7289TROOA::COLLINSNothing wrong $100 wouldn't fix.Wed Aug 30 1995 20:314
    
    You say "copies", I say "coffees", let's call the 
    whole thing a schtick.
    
12.7290POWDML::HANGGELIPetite Chambre des MauditesWed Aug 30 1995 20:314
    
    Incompetence is at an all-time-high in the service industry today, 
    methinks 8^/.
    
12.7291TROOA::COLLINSNothing wrong $100 wouldn't fix.Wed Aug 30 1995 20:334
    
    Dick says it's caused by homosexuality, but I don't think I 
    like his attitude.
    
12.7292DEVLPR::DKILLORANDanimalWed Aug 30 1995 20:336
       
    Ms. Deb, us here in the Northboro copy center ONLY do it to YOUR
    STUFF...hehehehehe.  It's a little game we play called let's see if we
    can give the poor woman in MSO2 a stroke today....hehehehe it's great
    fun!

12.7293POBOX::BATTISGR8D8B8Wed Aug 30 1995 20:382
    
    <-- that explains everything
12.7294PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Aug 30 1995 20:4412
    
>>    Incompetence is at an all-time-high in the service industry today, 
>>    methinks 8^/.

      high concentration of incompetents in the supermarket baggers
      field.  i'm buying 20 yogurts, one bag of dog woofies, and a
      bunch of bananas.  one paper bag, please, says i.  what does
      the bagger start to put on the bottom?  hint:  not the yogurts
      or the dog woofies.  no, that would be just a tad too logical.
      we couldn't have that.  that would throw the whole bagging/logical
      thinking ratio off for the day.

12.7295POBOX::BATTISGR8D8B8Wed Aug 30 1995 20:482
    
    Diane, you eat dog woofies?? One of them new fangled diets no doubt.
12.7296GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed Lady...Wed Aug 30 1995 20:488
    
    don't feel bad, debra...the last job i sent over there didn't come back
    quite the way it should have....and they have done the job correctly in
    the past...
    
    if your having a problem, call and talk to butch.  i have his number...
    
    
12.7297SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Wed Aug 30 1995 20:498
    
    
    mz_deb...
    
    Call "The Copy Cops"...
    
    NNTTM....
    
12.7298SEAPIG::PERCIVALI'm the NRA,USPSA/IPSC,NROI-ROWed Aug 30 1995 20:5620
        <<< Note 12.7267 by POLAR::RICHARDSON "I have blurred areas" >>>

>    Yes, and if trained properly they make the best watchdog, even unto
>    death.

	Doesn't even require much training. It's genetic. Lhasa'a were bred
	to BE guard dogs (funny as that may sound). They were the "inside"
	dogs guarding the Dalai Lama's palace in Lhasa, Tibet. Their barking
	alerted the human guards.

	We have a rescue Lhasa. Amanda is pretty cool hen she's taking her
	"job" seriously. She'll jump up on the back of the couch when
	we're sitting there so that she can survey the whole room and
	"protect" us.

	Terrie, if you want a mynly dog that will not bother your cats,
	consider a Great Dane. We've got 2 of them and the 3 cats don't
	mind them at all.

Jim
12.7299NETCAD::WOODFORDOhNO! Not the LAN Mr. Bill!Wed Aug 30 1995 20:5713
    
    
    RE: The laso apso (I don't feel like attempting the correct spelling of
    a stupid name for a dust rag.)
    
    
    My cats would likely make mincemeat out of such an animal.  You
    obviously have never had the pleasure of being exposed to my 'little
    kitties'. :*)  Ask Glen about them some time. :*)
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.7300NETCAD::WOODFORDOhNO! Not the LAN Mr. Bill!Wed Aug 30 1995 20:584
    
    
    Un-set up SNARF!
    
12.7301NETCAD::WOODFORDOhNO! Not the LAN Mr. Bill!Wed Aug 30 1995 21:0212
    
    
    I don't have enough room for a great dane.  We'd have to move out and
    give it the whole house. :*)
    
    
    I was concidering adopting a greyhound also.  I've heard that they are
    just wonderful with children.
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.7302DEVLPR::DKILLORANDanimalWed Aug 30 1995 21:023
    
    TWO!  IN ONE DAY!   I'm having difficulty believing you Terrie!

12.7303NETCAD::WOODFORDOhNO! Not the LAN Mr. Bill!Wed Aug 30 1995 21:0310
    
    
    I get it twice in one day on a regular basis Dan.  Why is that so hard
    to fathom?
    
    
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.7304{cough}DEVLPR::DKILLORANDanimalWed Aug 30 1995 21:040
12.7305SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Wed Aug 30 1995 21:094
    
    re: .7302
    
    Not legitimately though, it seems....
12.7306SEAPIG::PERCIVALI'm the NRA,USPSA/IPSC,NROI-ROWed Aug 30 1995 21:2015
     <<< Note 12.7301 by NETCAD::WOODFORD "OhNO! Not the LAN Mr. Bill!" >>>

>    I don't have enough room for a great dane.  We'd have to move out and
>    give it the whole house. :*)
 
	So, what's your point? ;-)

	Actually they really aren't any worse, spacewise, as the other 
	breeds you are thinking about (Shepherd, Malamute, etc). Danes,
	for all their size, are definately "indoor" dogs.

	BTW, PLEASE consider calling a Breed Rescue group once you have
	settled on a particular breed. 

Jim
12.7307SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Wed Aug 30 1995 21:3511
    
    Scratching the bite just reminded me...
    
    TTHT (last night)
    
    Laying in bed, with the lights out... just dozing off to dreamland and
    this stinkin little mosquito comes buzzing around my head with it's
    incessant whine... trying to brush it aside, and sure enough, two
    minutes later.. the whine starts again... If I had my 12 ga. out, I
    woulda blown the whole room apart!!!
    
12.7308GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed Lady...Wed Aug 30 1995 21:413
    
    so, is that what your call sharon????  :> :> :>
    
12.7309{Smaq!!!} SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Wed Aug 30 1995 21:451
    
12.7310CANINE??DECLNE::REESEToreDown,I'mAlmostLevelW/theGroundWed Aug 30 1995 22:569
    Terrie, you might try checking out HUMANE::CANINE, they always
    have folks posting doggies for rescue.
    
    You might want to re-think the greyhounds.  They are wonderful
    dogs, but if you rescue an adult that was a racer, typically they
    do not come housebroken.  Housebreaking a dog can be a tad more
    difficult when the dog is an adult.
    
    
12.7311MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Aug 30 1995 23:048
I've heard the same, Karen. I've got a friend who rescued/adopted
two of them. He tells some pretty "funny" stories about what they
went through while housebreaking the dogs. If you can imagine a
dog the size of a greyhound squatting in the middle of the living
room carpet as you reach the bottom of the stairs about to yell
"STOP!!!", while he looks at you with this "comfortable" expression
on his face.

12.7312POWDML::HANGGELIPetite Chambre des MauditesThu Aug 31 1995 03:3511
    
    I've called Butch numerous times, and he's always been very
    accommodating as far as fixing the errors and turning the corrected 
    job around quickly.  HOWEVER, I feel like I shouldn't have to call him 
    to get the job done right the first time 8^/.
    
    Now that we have the new copiers, I might be able to do the small
    difficult jobs myself.  The old copiers were useless for anything but
    straight one sided, no reduction or enlargement, no sorting jobs.
    
    
12.7313NETCAD::WOODFORDOhNO! Not the LAN Mr. Bill!Thu Aug 31 1995 12:0619
    RE: .7306
    
    Jim,
    
    I am going through the MSPCA shelter in Stoughton, MA.
    That's where I went to look at the other dog last night.
    The one I looked at was 10 weeks old, and HUGE!  Too big.
    BUT...he was SOOOOOOOO CUTE!!!! :*)  They also had a little
    collie that was just adorable.  He was very very dark..almost
    black, with a big white fur collar.  Very friendly and playfull,
    but not overly 'excited'.  I'm taking the kids back there to
    see him tonight, and see how he reacts to them.
    
    RE: Greyhounds...yup, I found that out from the shelter last night.
    I was very surprized to hear this info.  Thank you!
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.7314RUSURE::EDPAlways mount a scratch monkey.Thu Aug 31 1995 13:0217
    A recap:  The Nashua Telegraph junk-phoned me on December 27 and
    illegally on August 10.  I wrote a letter to the Attorney General and
    the Telegraph telling the Telegraph to cut it out.
    
    We now resume our story:  On my letter, I put two letters after my
    apartment number; I assign different letters to different companies to
    find out who puts my address on junk mail lists.
    
    12 days after I wrote the letter to the Telegraph, I received junk mail
    from them at that address.
    
    
    				-- edp
    
    
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12.7315POBOX::BATTISGR8D8B8Thu Aug 31 1995 13:167
    
    well eric, I suggest you sue them, the courts have nothing better to do
    than to listen to frivilous lawsuits. I mean they don't have more
    meaninful caseloads to try, ie. murder, rape, armed robbery, etc...
    
    You will also feel so much better about yourself, you put a stop to
    another junk mailer, incredible.
12.7316CNTROL::JENNISONRevive us, Oh LordThu Aug 31 1995 13:1829
	Terrie, 

	As much as I loved my Alaskan Malamute when I was a kid,
	they're tough to recommend.

	King was huge and tough as nails.  When he got really big, my
	Dad built him a dog-condo (really, the thing was 6' x 6') and
	put him on a run outside.  King used to chew through the cable
	of his run and get loose.  My Dad used the thickest cable that
	he could, and it didn't seem to stop him.  

	He got loose one day and ate a neighbor's duck - he didn't wait
	for it to be plucked and roasted, either.  He used to
	fight racoons and win.  When I used
	to feed him at night, I'd drop the food and run - you didn't
	wanna be near his mouth when it was feeding time - he sometimes
	got carried away.  If I served him on a paper plate, he'd eat
	the plate.  Whatever you fed him would be gone by the time you'd
	taken 5 steps towards the house.

	He was an interesting dog, though.  Even the lady dogs thought
	so.  They used to come visit him at his doggie condo.

	(I'll save the story about the time I thought he was gonna hurt
	that small doggie by jumping on her back - and my subsequent 
	rescue attempt - for another time ;-)  )

	Karen
12.7317NETCAD::WOODFORDOhNO! Not the LAN Mr. Bill!Thu Aug 31 1995 13:2110
    
    
    Thanks Karen. :*)  Yup, when I saw the size of this dogs mouth
    at such a young age, it really swayed me against him.  Like I had
    said in another reply, I plan to keep my cats, but not as chew-toys for
    whatever dog we get. :}
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.7318POBOX::BATTISGR8D8B8Thu Aug 31 1995 13:273
    
    Terrie, you are correct, cats make wonderful chew toys, my german
    shepherds just love them as a treat.
12.7319NETCAD::WOODFORDBeen there, done that.Thu Aug 31 1995 13:294
    
    
    :*P
    
12.7320POWDML::HANGGELIPetite Chambre des MauditesThu Aug 31 1995 13:315
    
    Thank you for the update, edp.  BTW, I've heard of companies doing the
    letters-after-the-address thing in different advertisements to judge
    from what publications they're getting the best response, but I've
    never heard of people doing it.  What a good idea!
12.7321POBOX::BATTISGR8D8B8Thu Aug 31 1995 13:352
    
    way to go deb, just encourage him why dontcha, jeesh.
12.7322POWDML::HANGGELIPetite Chambre des MauditesThu Aug 31 1995 13:443
    
    Now now Mark, I encourage you too, you know 8^).
    
12.7325SUBPAC::SADINfrankly scallop, I don't give a clam!Thu Aug 31 1995 14:408
    
    	re: -1
    
    
    	ah yes, money the american way....sue for it...
    
    
    
12.7326NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Aug 31 1995 14:444
>              i'm buying 20 yogurts, one bag of dog woofies, and a
>      bunch of bananas.

Kinky.
12.7327NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Aug 31 1995 14:505
CVS had a couple of items cheaper than Lechmere, and I wanted something from
Lechmere, so I figured I'd save a stop and get a price match.  Cashier at
checkout looks at list, says CVS isn't on it, must go to customer service.
There's no line at customer service, but I was there a good twenty minutes
while the drone figured out how to handle it.  New computer, she sez.  Aargh!
12.7328SUBPAC::SADINfrankly scallop, I don't give a clam!Thu Aug 31 1995 15:0413
    
    
    	whilst on vacation I discovered one of the tires on the wife's car
    had a "bad spot" that was showing belts. Drove to sears and had two new
    rear tires put on. Got back to the vacation house to discover the
    monkeys had put two DIFFERENT sized tires on! Call sears to complain,
    they give me 10% off the price of the TIRES (less than $10 all
    together) and fix the problem. Nothing like wasting my vacation time on
    that cr*p...... :*P
    
    
    
    
12.7329POBOX::BATTISGR8D8B8Thu Aug 31 1995 15:143
    
    er Jim, why didn't you check them when you picked the car up in the
    first place?? Would have saved you an extra trip.
12.7330SUBPAC::SADINfrankly scallop, I don't give a clam!Thu Aug 31 1995 15:3814
    
    
    	re: .7329
    
    	I didn't check them when I left the dealership because i figgered
    even an idjit could put on two tires correctly. I only noticed it when
    I was going over the car before we left for home.
    
    
    	hindsight is a wonderful thing. Next time I check even the simple
    jobs myself, BEFORE we leave the dealership.
    
    
    jim
12.7331POWDML::HANGGELIPetite Chambre des MauditesThu Aug 31 1995 17:295
    
    <-- Agreed.  You expect things to be done correctly the first time, but
        when you're burned enough times, you start checking.
    
    
12.7332POLAR::RICHARDSONBlurred GlennitaliaThu Aug 31 1995 18:121
    And waving your arms around.
12.7333SEAPIG::PERCIVALI'm the NRA,USPSA/IPSC,NROI-ROThu Aug 31 1995 18:3527
     <<< Note 12.7313 by NETCAD::WOODFORD "OhNO! Not the LAN Mr. Bill!" >>>

>    I am going through the MSPCA shelter in Stoughton, MA.

	Good for you!

>    That's where I went to look at the other dog last night.
>    The one I looked at was 10 weeks old, and HUGE! 

	"Huge" being a relative term, of course. ;-) When I'm handling
	calls on the rescue line and folks say they are looking for
	a German Shepherd, Malamute, etc I generally comment about
	their wanting a middle size dog. ;-) Of course, having one 
	stands 37" at the shoulder and tips the scales at 165 lbs.
	tends to change your perspective.

>They also had a little
>    collie that was just adorable.  He was very very dark..almost
>    black, with a big white fur collar.  Very friendly and playfull,
>    but not overly 'excited'.  I'm taking the kids back there to
>    see him tonight, and see how he reacts to them.
 
	Sounds like a plan, if you really LIKE smallish dogs. ;-)

	Good Luck.

Jim
12.7334POWDML::HANGGELIPetite Chambre des MauditesThu Aug 31 1995 18:437
    
    I have found that waving my arms around tends to help me get things
    done.
    
    No, really.
    
    
12.7335STAR::MWOLINSKIuCoder sans FrontieresThu Aug 31 1995 18:447
    
      Being switched from the "yellow" ethernet segment on zk03-4 to the
    hyperspace bypass!!! Reduced to a lat connection. A real pain in the
    butt when you're trying to debug code!!!
    
    -mike
    
12.7336NETCAD::WOODFORDBeen there, done that.Thu Aug 31 1995 18:557
    
    
    
    TTHT:  I think I may have broken a bone in my left hand.
    It hurts really really really badly right now, and it is
    swelling up like a balloon! :(((
    
12.7337POWDML::HANGGELIPetite Chambre des MauditesThu Aug 31 1995 18:582
    
    Ow!  8^(
12.7338NETCAD::WOODFORDBeen there, done that.Thu Aug 31 1995 19:015
    
    
    That is an understatement Mz. Deb! :(  I think maybe I'll
    take myself to the hospital for an x-ray on the way home.
    
12.7339MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Thu Aug 31 1995 19:023
Did you traumatize it somehow which might have resulted in
a break?

12.7340NETCAD::WOODFORDBeen there, done that.Thu Aug 31 1995 19:034
    
    
    Yes, I did.  :(
    
12.7341Diagnosis...GAAS::BRAUCHERFrustrated IncorporatedThu Aug 31 1995 19:034
    
      Were you, for example, installing Windows 95 ?
    
      bb
12.7342CNTROL::JENNISONRevive us, Oh LordThu Aug 31 1995 19:042
	Maybe she slugged her hubby for whistling at her ?
12.7343NETCAD::WOODFORDBeen there, done that.Thu Aug 31 1995 19:054
    
    
    I faw doun...go booom.
    
12.7344CNTROL::JENNISONRevive us, Oh LordThu Aug 31 1995 19:062
	hurt your tongue too, I gather
12.7345NETCAD::WOODFORDBeen there, done that.Thu Aug 31 1995 19:077
    
    
    :*PppPP
    
    
    My wrist is all swolen now too. :(
    
12.7346CNTROL::JENNISONRevive us, Oh LordThu Aug 31 1995 19:072
	<---  see what I mean ?
12.7347SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Thu Aug 31 1995 19:084
    
    
    Looks like you won't be pearling anything for awhile... huh?
    
12.7348MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Thu Aug 31 1995 19:092
If I were you, I wouldn't wait for the trip home for that x-ray,
Terrie, if the swelling is moving to your wrist that quickly
12.7349POLAR::RICHARDSONAREAS is a dirty wordThu Aug 31 1995 19:121
    Yes, go get it looked at right now.
12.7350NETCAD::WOODFORDBeen there, done that.Thu Aug 31 1995 19:1419
    
    
    Actually, it's waited this long, it can wait another
    few hours.  It's been bothering me off and on since I
    fell on it......
    
    
    
    
    
    the fourth day of vacation...I was running in the campsite, right after
    I had told the kids not to, tripped over a tree root, went flying in
    the air, and landed up against the tree.
    
    Monday and tuesday it was bothering me a little more than it had been
    for several days, yesterday it wasn't too bad, and then today it really
    started hurting me.  Though the swelling didn't really start till about
    two hours ago, and it just keeps getting bigger and bigger.
    
12.7351MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Thu Aug 31 1995 19:197
Oh - not to worry then. It's prolly not broken at all.
You're just now suffering the affects of some massive
bone infection. The abscess prolly let loose today.


Why not get it looked at?

12.7352SEAPIG::PERCIVALI'm the NRA,USPSA/IPSC,NROI-ROThu Aug 31 1995 19:2018
        <<< Note 12.7350 by NETCAD::WOODFORD "Been there, done that." >>>

    
>    Actually, it's waited this long, it can wait another
>    few hours.

	Given that story, a piece of friendly advice.....

		NO IT CAN'T!!!!!!!!

	Get thee to an Emergency Room NOW! You may very well have cracked 
	something a number of days ago. But that something now may have
	shifted and could be interfering with blood flow in your hand.
	Hence the swelling.

	Time to leave, go, vamoose, etc.

Jim
12.7353NETCAD::WOODFORDBeen there, done that.Thu Aug 31 1995 19:2511
    
    
    Actually, I just called hubby to tell him I was leaving.
    Then I called my mother-in-law. (She works at U-Mass Med. Ctr.)
    She's waiting for me with the doc she works for, and an x-ray
    machine.)
    
    I'm going, but I HATE DOCTORS!!!
    
    :(
    
12.7354SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Thu Aug 31 1995 19:4919
    
    Another supermarket fiasco...
    
    Last night in the Milford Shaw's, I'm in the express lane (10 items or
    less, cash only) and this bozo wants a pack of cigarettes!
    
     Well it seems all the cigarettes are in a large display case ON THE
    OTHER SIDE OF THE REGISTERS!! Right next to the exit door..
    
      So the check-out person puts on her little blinking light, waits for
    the asst. manager to come over to find out what's wrong... asst mgr.
    then goes over to the display case, pulls out *ONE* pack of the odorous
    things and walks it back to the check-out person...
    
      All the while there's only about, oh, 10 or so people standing in the
    express line!!
    
     Arrrrghhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
    
12.7355GOOEY::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Thu Aug 31 1995 20:008
    
    
    	That happened to me once too.  Why don't these morons
    	ask for the cigarettes FIRST?!  And why do they lock
    	them up up front anyway?  Can't the cashiers just card
    	people like they do for alcohol?
    
    
12.7356RUSURE::GOODWINThu Aug 31 1995 20:1315
    >So the check-out person puts on her little blinking light, waits for
    >the asst. manager to come over to find out what's wrong... asst mgr.
    >then goes over to the display case, pulls out *ONE* pack of the
    odorous
    >things and walks it back to the check-out person...
    
    YES!   How absolutely delicious!  Poetic justice at its best!  What
    goes around comes around, and all that sort of stuff...
    
    It is the very same people who think this is such a pain (which it is)
    who created the situation in the first place with all their vengeful
    anti-smoking hysteria.
    
    I love it!    :->
    
12.7357SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Thu Aug 31 1995 20:1813
    
    re: .7356
    
    >vengeful anti-smoking hysteria
    
    I beg your pardon? Do you presume to label me such without knowing me
    and my thoughts on the subject?
    
    I would've reacted the same way had it been some sort of candy or such
    involved...
    
     You sir, give yourself too much credit when handing out poetic
    justice. 
12.7358RUSURE::GOODWINThu Aug 31 1995 20:296
    Right you are -- if you aren't one of the people in favor of locking
    up ciggies in those alarmed thingies, then my abject apologies.
    
    But I still think it's poetic justice for anyone who *does* think
    those things are a good idea.
    
12.7359RUSURE::EDPAlways mount a scratch monkey.Thu Aug 31 1995 20:3721
    Re .7315:
    
    > meaninful caseloads to try, ie. murder, rape, armed robbery, etc...
    
    Yeah, right.  Go sit in municipal court in Nashua and see what gets
    tried there.
    
    Do you have another method to stop the Telegraph from willfully
    disobeying the law and harassing citizens?
    
    If you think junk mail is a minor problem, consider that the costs
    spent in this country on sending junk mail to people who don't want it
    could finance the entire O.J. Simpson trial without being even dented. 
    Heck, the interest alone would probably pay for the trial.
    
    
    				-- edp
    
    
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12.7360SPEZKO::FRASERMobius Loop; see other sideThu Aug 31 1995 20:394
        And the latest ?improvement? to the junk mail system - it no
        longer needs a named recipient thanks to the PO.
        
        
12.7361SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Thu Aug 31 1995 20:418
    
    re: .7358
    
    I really don't care where they put them.. as long as it isn't in a
    place like this Shaw's where it inconveniences me for no good reason. 
    If they insist on selling them and guarding them, have them available
    at the courtesy counter!!
    
12.7362RUSURE::GOODWINThu Aug 31 1995 20:517
    Agreed.  Actually, now that I think about it, I think they use those
    things because of theft instead of for any other reason.  But a lot
    of places finally gave up on them and put 'em back on the counter
    where they were.  Too much hassle.  And there's always some oblivious
    person who leans on the thing and lets it blast away until someone
    comes over and moves him.   I used to do that myself once in a
    while -- by accident of course   :-)
12.7363NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Aug 31 1995 20:532
I don't pay much attention to cigarettes in supermarkets, but don't a lot of
places keep the cartons in those things and the loose packs near the registers?
12.7364SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Thu Aug 31 1995 20:5410
    
     I've heard those things go off, but never realized why... until now...
    
     Hey.. if some 17 year old wants to verify Darwin's theory, who are we
    to stop them? 
    
      I mean, if they're old enough to know whether they should be
    circumcised, they should be old enough to know what happens if you
    smoke... right?
    
12.7365SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Thu Aug 31 1995 20:569
    
    re: .7363
    
    Gerald,
    
     I haven't paid much attenion, but I don't recall seeing them there
    lately. ALl they seem to have there now is humungous, fat-laden candy
    bars!! :)
    
12.7366SUBPAC::SADINfrankly scallop, I don't give a clam!Thu Aug 31 1995 22:157
    
    
    	both scrubbers are down and there's product to be run. ack....life
    in the fab....
    
    
    jim
12.7367Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnThu Aug 31 1995 23:3511
    TTHT - I have a bad feeling about today
    
    1st I cut myself this morning (wouldn't stop bleeding)
    2nd Fell up the stairs in the train station
    3rd Almost missed the train
    4th Realised I had left a document I needed to send today in my appt.
    5th Burned myself getting a cup of coffee
    6th Spilt the milk all over the floor when I took it out of the fridge.
    
    This was all before 9:00am.... What am I in for today !!! I didn't do
    anything, I'm innocent.
12.7368GIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Thu Aug 31 1995 23:567
There, there Martin.
Things _may_ get better.
Maybe the clouds will weep on you.



Chele
12.7369MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Fri Sep 01 1995 00:2121
>    If you think junk mail is a minor problem, consider that the costs
>    spent in this country on sending junk mail to people who don't want it
>    could finance the entire O.J. Simpson trial without being even dented. 


Are we then supposed to pine over the fact that we, as consumers, in the
higher price of products, are paying these exhorbitant costs?

Are we then supposed to get angry at those who strike back at the junk
mailers by returning the Business Reply Envelopes stuffed so full of
unidentifiable worthless junk that they cost the junk mailer fivefold
to receive?

Of course junk mail isn't a minor problem. Of course a civil suit against
a junk mailer doesn't tie up the same judicial arteries that handle real
crime. But lamenting the expenditures on junk mail seems pointless to me.
It's their money, and if I don't buy their products anyway, they wasted it,
and maybe they'll fold. Case closed.

BTW, don't get me wrong, I wish you every success in your matter with
the Teletrash. They're pretty much a crap outfit all around.
12.7370POLAR::RICHARDSONAREAS is a dirty wordFri Sep 01 1995 01:271
    Having to change a leaking fuel pump on my Mustang. 8^p
12.7371Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnFri Sep 01 1995 05:582
    This has truely been a not very nice day ! Good English huh huh ?? Am I
    right !!
12.7372BIGQ::SILVADiabloFri Sep 01 1995 11:147
| <<< Note 12.7366 by SUBPAC::SADIN "frankly scallop, I don't give a clam!" >>>



| both scrubbers are down and there's product to be run. ack....life in the fab.

	Jim, does this mean you're gonna get dishpan hands? 
12.7373Unless Leslie has a butch side to him!BIGQ::SILVADiabloFri Sep 01 1995 11:167
| <<< Note 12.7370 by POLAR::RICHARDSON "AREAS is a dirty word" >>>


| Having to change a leaking fuel pump on my Mustang. 8^p

	You're so damn butch...... I guess it wasn't Leslie that did the
changing..... :-)
12.7374SUBPAC::SADINfrankly scallop, I don't give a clam!Fri Sep 01 1995 11:2510
    
    
    	
>	Jim, does this mean you're gonna get dishpan hands? 
    
    	Hehehe...yeah, right. :) You really wanna see the managers have a
    bird, doncha? :)
    
    
    	jim
12.7375BIGQ::SILVADiabloFri Sep 01 1995 11:2710
| <<< Note 12.7374 by SUBPAC::SADIN "frankly scallop, I don't give a clam!" >>>



| Hehehe...yeah, right. :) You really wanna see the managers have a
| bird, doncha? :)


	If you ended up with dishpan hands, I think it would be you who
delivered the bird to them. :p
12.7376SUBPAC::SADINfrankly scallop, I don't give a clam!Fri Sep 01 1995 12:177
    
    
    	the only birds I handle are the ones my shotgun drops during
    hunting season....:)
    
    
    
12.7377NETCAD::WOODFORDBeen there, done that.Fri Sep 01 1995 12:2112
    
    
    
    TTHT:  Well, doc says there's nothing more than a strained
    muscle and some bruising in my hand, but it still hurts! :(
    And, why would it wait almost two full weeks before starting
    to act up???
    
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.7378CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenFri Sep 01 1995 12:283
    It was a stealth injury?  It happened in a time zone other than your
    own and needed to catch up?  It was not that bad and you did something
    to aggravate it thus triggering the swelling? 
12.7379NETCAD::WOODFORDBeen there, done that.Fri Sep 01 1995 12:3410
    
    
    Most likely door #3.  :*)
    
    
    But, I do like door #2 also.  heehee
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.7380BIGQ::SILVADiabloFri Sep 01 1995 12:3910
| <<< Note 12.7377 by NETCAD::WOODFORD "Been there, done that." >>>



| And, why would it wait almost two full weeks before starting to act up???


	Terrie, you have the luck of Jack with you, that's all. The pain was
lucky enough to stay away to not spoil your vacation! See how lucky you are?

12.7381GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed Lady...Fri Sep 01 1995 12:4013
    tthln:  being told to f-off by a mad-at-the-world-cuz-i-got-a-bum-deal
    17-year old who could really use a dope slap or 2 before her resentment
    eats her up completely.
    
    and, watching some program last nite (only bits and pieces of it) about
    the differences between men and women, and listening to the woman
    lieyer who thinks that any woman who gets denied something should sue
    for discrimination, and she thinks that job requirements should be
    lessen or adapted for women, even if that means they would not be able
    to get the job done properly and effectively.  listening to her (and a
    couple of others) made me mad to be of the same sex...
    
    
12.738243GMC::KEITHDr. DeuceFri Sep 01 1995 12:456
    RE .7381
    
    I am with you. I watched the show and thought the women; Gloria
    Steinham (sp) and Bella Abzug (sp) did a dis-service to women.
    Gloria came across like the pope to Galleliao (sp) about not want to
    have science look into this. "trust me, trust me..." "Next question"
12.7383NETCAD::WOODFORDBeen there, done that.Fri Sep 01 1995 12:5110
    
    
    Gloria Steinham has been doing a huge dis-service to the
    human race in general, not just women, for years.  She's a
    pathetic blabbering idiot, IMO.
    
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.7384NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Fri Sep 01 1995 13:081
Steinem.  Galileo.  NNTTM.
12.7385:-)RUSURE::GOODWINFri Sep 01 1995 13:092
    Now hear this, Gloria and Bella:  We upped our standards, now up yours!
    
12.7386RUSURE::GOODWINFri Sep 01 1995 13:118
    Re. junk mail
    
    One guy I know found a way to get off people's mailing lists, at least
    those that send postage-paid or no-postage-necessary envelopes or cards
    with their junk mail...
    
    He used to glue the card or envelope to a cement block and mail it. 
    The company gets to pay the postage.
12.7387GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed Lady...Fri Sep 01 1995 13:196
    
    actually, it wasn't the words of steinem that bothered nearly as much
    at that other gloria (don't remember her last name) on the show (the
    lieyer).
    
    
12.7388POWDML::HANGGELIPetite Chambre des MauditesFri Sep 01 1995 13:263
    
    I didn't see the show, but was it Gloria Allred (Alred?)?
    
12.7389CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenFri Sep 01 1995 13:261
    The Pope to Galliano - "Hic!"
12.7390NETCAD::WOODFORDWhere do I begin?....etc.Fri Sep 01 1995 13:448
    
    
    TTHT: Shallow people that are opposed to other people enjoying
    themselves, having a little fun, at no harm to anyone else, and
    getting their panties all in a knot because that fun is not their
    idea of fun, because they are too anal to know what a good time even
    is!
    
12.7391NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Fri Sep 01 1995 13:452
You're not referring to the good Doctah, are you?  If snarfing is your idea
of fun, you're seriously deprived.
12.7392PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BFri Sep 01 1995 13:473
	if you think he's shallow, you're sadly mistaken.

12.7393BIGQ::SILVADiabloFri Sep 01 1995 13:543

	Mark wears panties?
12.7394WAHOO::LEVESQUEthe heat is onFri Sep 01 1995 14:165
    And she thinks _I've_ got my panties in a knot. :^) Didn't see any
    whining in TTHT from me....
    
     Let me get this straight, _I_ don't know how to have fun? <guffaw!>
    Yeah, Ter, you're absolutely right. <chortle>
12.7395POLAR::RICHARDSONAREAS is a dirty wordFri Sep 01 1995 14:181
    SO, you DO wear panties!
12.7396NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Fri Sep 01 1995 14:191
He's a lumberjack and he's OK.
12.7397NETCAD::WOODFORDWhere do I begin?....etc.Fri Sep 01 1995 14:215
    
    
    You don't have to put your whining in TTHT.  It's
    all over the rest of the conference on a daily basis.
    
12.7398SMURF::MSCANLONalliaskofmyselfisthatiholdtogetherFri Sep 01 1995 14:228
    Goldenrod or whatever the heck else is spewing pollen out there.
    I have not felt this rotten in years.  I am using every asthma
    mediciation I have (which is everything except shots. Yes, I have
    a nebulizer at home) as often as I am allowed to use it per day.
    I am popping Suda-fed every 4 hours.  Yet every six hours, like
    clockwork, my lungs clog up again.
    
    This is miserable.
12.7399WAHOO::LEVESQUEthe heat is onFri Sep 01 1995 14:361
    mindless zombie time ==>
12.7400NopeSOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Fri Sep 01 1995 14:371
    
12.7401MPGS::MARKEYLook at the BONES!Fri Sep 01 1995 14:4212
    
    Coke blows its ISO 9000 quota:

    I purchased a can of Coke (the breakfast of programmers) from
    a vending machine here... when the can fell into the slot,
    it began to squirt Coke from a pin-hole under the rim that
    surrounds the top of the can...

    Not really a thing to hate  more of a curiosity really --
    except I wonder how long it will take to get my $.65 back?

    -b
12.7402GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed Lady...Fri Sep 01 1995 14:4310
    
    deb, that might have been her...she looked like she was still stuck in
    the '70's with that 'do of hers, too.  it was most annoying to listen
    to how right she thought she was.  
    
    tth:  people who cope an attitude towards me for something that i have
    NO control over, and yet "can't be bothered" to do anything about it.
    
    makes working with them real fun!
    
12.7403DEVLPR::DKILLORANDanimalFri Sep 01 1995 14:529
    
    > listening to her (and a couple of others) made me 
    > mad to be of the same sex...
    
    Are you sure that you are of the same sex as her?  From what I hear it
    was a little difficult to tell her's.... :-)
    
    From what I understand your's is {ahem} obvious.... :-)))))))
    
12.7404MPGS::MARKEYLook at the BONES!Fri Sep 01 1995 14:545
    
    Does anyone know how to stop that damn sucking noise I
    keep hearing? :-)
    
    -b
12.7406DEVLPR::DKILLORANDanimalFri Sep 01 1995 14:576
    
    > Does anyone know how to stop that damn sucking noise I
    > keep hearing? :-)
    
    ear plugs?  mittens maybe?
    
12.7407DEVLPR::DKILLORANDanimalFri Sep 01 1995 14:586
    
    > Gloria Steinem is drop-dead gorgeous and a former Playboy Club
    > bunny.
    
    She the one with the 70's hair?
    
12.7408RUSURE::GOODWINFri Sep 01 1995 14:5829
    >    Goldenrod or whatever the heck else is spewing pollen out there.
    >    I have not felt this rotten in years.  I am using every asthma
    >    mediciation I have (which is everything except shots. Yes, I have
    >    a nebulizer at home) as often as I am allowed to use it per day.
    >    I am popping Suda-fed every 4 hours.  Yet every six hours, like
    >    clockwork, my lungs clog up again.
    
    Mary, I used to have real bad allergies and asthma pretty much
    year round, but have had none -- none at all -- for over a year
    now thanks to some new meds that have just come out recently.
    They're totally amazing.  And effective.  Pulmonary specialists
    seem to be in on them, but not necessarily allergists, although
    that will probably change.
    
    You use these things twice a day -- morning and night, just puffs
    from inhalers, nasal and oral.  No need for shots, no need for
    pills, no need for periodic use of inhalers.  Can change your life
    if allergies or asthma are much of a problem.
    
    Ask your doc, or one who knows, about 'em:
    
    	Vancenase - long term anti-inflammatory nasal inhaler
    	Beclovent - long term anti-inflammatory bronchial inhaler
    	Serevent - bronchial dilator, like ventolin but 12-hour
    			instead of 4-hour
    
    These things are magic.
    
    Dick
12.7409MPGS::MARKEYLook at the BONES!Fri Sep 01 1995 14:597
    
    Was -- good looking (never DDG IMHO) -- at one time. But, "is"???
    
    Makes me wonder if you have eyewear with lenses made
    from your namesake...
    
    -b
12.7410NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Fri Sep 01 1995 15:022
Saying that Gloria Steinem _is_ drop dead gorgeous is like saying that Liz
Taylor _is_ drop dead gorgeous.
12.7411HANNAH::MODICAJourneyman NoterFri Sep 01 1995 15:076
    
    >Saying that Gloria Steinem _is_ drop dead gorgeous is like saying that
    >Liz Taylor _is_ drop dead gorgeous.
    
    	Yeah well....age and vision must be taken into account.
    	Without my glasses a lot of people look good.
12.7412PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BFri Sep 01 1995 15:073
	maybe don has better vision than youse guys.

12.7413I should look so bad......DECLNE::REESEToreDown,I'mAlmostLevelW/theGroundFri Sep 01 1995 15:184
    I don't agree with Gloria's politics, but I think gravity has
    been fairly kind to her :-)
    
    
12.7414MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Fri Sep 01 1995 15:315
> I think gravity has been fairly kind to her

'Boxphrase of the Day, for sure, Karen.

:^)
12.7415SMURF::MSCANLONalliaskofmyselfisthatiholdtogetherFri Sep 01 1995 15:328
    re: .7408
    
    Hmm, I'll ask about those.  The last med they had me
    try was Tilde (sp?) which I had an awful reaction to.
    Intal and Azmacort are the anti-inflammatories I use.
    
    I'm getting real tired of sitting in front of a nebulizer
    4 times a day....
12.7416PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BFri Sep 01 1995 15:343
	i think tilde is good for the colon.

12.7417POLAR::RICHARDSONAREAS is a dirty wordFri Sep 01 1995 15:351
    Bluuuuurgh!
12.7418NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Fri Sep 01 1995 15:391
12.7419RUSURE::GOODWINFri Sep 01 1995 15:391
    So is a semicolon a half fast colon?
12.7420GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed Lady...Fri Sep 01 1995 16:0711
    
    
    agreed that i don't think steinem is currently d.d.g...but i think she
    is a fairly attractive older woman.
    
    and no, dan, steinem was not the one i was referring to regarding the
    70's 'do...tho steinem's was sorta plain last nite...
    
    and karen, i hear ya...i lost the gravity race a *long* time ago... %^>
    
    
12.7421WMOIS::GIROUARD_CFri Sep 01 1995 16:302
    re: "he's a lumberjack and he's okay..." one of t-h-e best Monty
    Python songs ever!
12.7422SUBPAC::SADINfrankly scallop, I don't give a clam!Fri Sep 01 1995 16:355
    
    
    	"he's a bloody poofter!"
    
    
12.7423TROOA::COLLINSNothing wrong $100 wouldn't fix.Fri Sep 01 1995 16:424
    
    TTHT:  The ceterizine hydrochloride (brand name Reactine) that I 
    purchased at considerable expense is not keeping my eyes from itching.
    
12.7424POLAR::RICHARDSONAREAS is a dirty wordFri Sep 01 1995 16:582
    Spending a day at the pool will do wonders for itchy eyes. At least for
    me it does.
12.7425WAHOO::LEVESQUEthe heat is onFri Sep 01 1995 17:303
    >maybe don has better vision than youse guys.
    
     Or at least a more vivid imagination.
12.7426PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BFri Sep 01 1995 17:368
    
>>     Or at least a more vivid imagination.

	yeah, maybe.  i guess i think of beauty in women and
	handsomeness in men as either there for a lifetime or not there
	at all.  ya gots it or ya don't gots it, ya know?


12.7427WAHOO::LEVESQUEthe heat is onFri Sep 01 1995 17:465
    There's a difference between beauty and physical beauty, at least in my
    mind. There are lot's of people that are physically beautiful that
    don't have beauty- and physical beauty can change over time. True
    beauty, as you say, either you have it or you don't. If we're talking
    about physical beauty, she doesn't have it (to my eyes.)
12.7428POWDML::HANGGELIPetite Chambre des MauditesFri Sep 01 1995 17:496
    
    There are very few people who I think are NOT attractive in some way,
    shape, or form.
    
    Everyone - well, almost 8^) - has something beautiful about them.
    
12.7429TROOA::TRP109::Chrisblink and I'm goneFri Sep 01 1995 17:541
<---- sniff sniff.... that was beautiful    ;-)
12.7430WAHOO::LEVESQUEthe heat is onFri Sep 01 1995 18:003
    all together now:
    
     "Everything is beautiful- in its own way..."
12.7431PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BFri Sep 01 1995 18:003
   .7427  I was talking about physical beauty (and handsomeness).

12.7433SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Fri Sep 01 1995 18:0910
    re: .7426
    
    I don't know Di....
    
    I know a woman who was (is?) beautiful, but in her younger days, she
    spent a lot of time in the sun trying to enhance her beauty...
    
     She looks like a prune now, although deep down the "beauty" is still
    there...
    
12.7435SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Fri Sep 01 1995 18:124
    
    
    Her too... but I was refering to someone I knew personally...
    
12.7436PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BFri Sep 01 1995 18:146
>><<< Note 12.7433 by SOLVIT::KRAWIECKI "Been complimented by a toady lately?" >>>

>>    I don't know Di....

    mr. topaz's "diatribe" in .7432 sums it up nicely.    

12.7438SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Fri Sep 01 1995 18:176
    
    re: .7436
    
    I guess you're right.... being lucid once in a while does count for
    something...
    
12.7439POWDML::HANGGELIPetite Chambre des MauditesFri Sep 01 1995 18:335
    
    Sally Struthers always sounds like she's jussssst about to burst into
    tears.
    
    
12.7440POLAR::RICHARDSONAREAS is a dirty wordFri Sep 01 1995 18:341
    Agreed.
12.7441:)SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Fri Sep 01 1995 18:344
    
    
    That's from having to live with that Polish meathead for so many
    years!!
12.7442MPGS::MARKEYLook at the BONES!Fri Sep 01 1995 18:414
    
    I think she's virtually indistinguishable from Tammy Faye Bakker.

    -b
12.7443POWDML::HANGGELIPetite Chambre des MauditesFri Sep 01 1995 18:526
    
    I don't think I've ever heard Tammy Faye speak.
    
    Just cry 8^).
    
    
12.7444MPGS::MARKEYLook at the BONES!Fri Sep 01 1995 18:534
    
    Well, that's pretty darn close then for Sally (post-AITF)...
    
    -b
12.7445Beautiful in his own way?DECLNE::REESEToreDown,I'mAlmostLevelW/theGroundFri Sep 01 1995 18:542
    Di, even Pee Wee Herman?
    
12.7446DEVLPR::DKILLORANDanimalFri Sep 01 1995 18:545
    
    I think I gotta agree wit Markey on this one. 
    
    Sally S. (last time I say her) would belong in the gak topic.
    
12.7447PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BFri Sep 01 1995 18:577
>>    Di, even Pee Wee Herman?

    who what when?  i didn't say everyone was beautiful.  that
    was someone else.
    

12.7448POLAR::RICHARDSONAREAS is a dirty wordFri Sep 01 1995 18:591
    So Pee Wee is ugly then.
12.7449POWDML::HANGGELIPetite Chambre des MauditesFri Sep 01 1995 19:024
    
    Even Pee Wee Herman, Karen.  Even Pee Wee Herman.
    
    
12.7450POBOX::BATTISGR8D8B8Fri Sep 01 1995 19:034
    
    .7447
    
    that would be our mz_debra, di, you are correct as usual. :-)
12.7451CSOA1::LEECHDia do bheatha.Fri Sep 01 1995 20:466
    TTHT:  Finally seeing some cooler weather, but now my allergies are 
    acting up.  I simply can't win.  It's either 9000 degrees with humidity high
    enough for fish not to need water, or it's nice and my allergies bug
    me.
    
    GRRR... 
12.7452MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Fri Sep 01 1995 20:594
Does Sally Struthers try to get the starving children who are taking
a drink from the typhus infested drainage ditches in the Latin American
slums to sign up for the correspondence schools where they could get their
technical training in any of 46 different exciting fields of study?
12.7453MPGS::MARKEYLook at the BONES!Fri Sep 01 1995 21:075
    
    Or, does she ever share with them the copious amount of food
    she's obviously partaking in...

    -b
12.7454SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Fri Sep 01 1995 21:133
    
    You guys trying to be dinks or what?
    
12.7455SUBPAC::SADINfrankly scallop, I don't give a clam!Fri Sep 01 1995 21:158
    
    
    	Double
    	Income
    	No
    	Kids?
    
    
12.7456SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Fri Sep 01 1995 21:175
    
    That makes me a sink...
    
    ;)
    
12.7457SUBPAC::SADINfrankly scallop, I don't give a clam!Fri Sep 01 1995 21:205
    
    
    	stainless or porcelain? :)
    
    
12.7458SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Fri Sep 01 1995 21:256
    
    
    More like cast iron.... rusted of course...
    
    ;)
    
12.7459\SUBPAC::SADINfrankly scallop, I don't give a clam!Fri Sep 01 1995 21:364
    
    
    	I knew that....:)
    
12.7460Can you say packrat? I knew you could!TROOA::BUTKOVICHblink and I'm goneSat Sep 02 1995 21:535
    TTHT - I am in the midst of packing (get possession of my house in less
    than two weeks - that's a TTLT) and I have just realized that the boxes
    of Christmas stuff and Craft stuff are going to take up what little
    amount of storage space I have available. It's going to be strange not
    having a cellar to put all that stuff away in.
12.7461Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnMon Sep 04 1995 01:116
    TTHT - Standing in the canteen, staring out over the balcony, towards
    the lake/river/inlet(whatever), as the sun beams down and the skys are
    blue with zero clouds. I start to recal a distant memory, from the days
    that I worked at the Highfield Park Training Centre in Heckfield (UK)
    and then all of a sudden everything goes blank and I can't remember it.
    
12.7462COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertMon Sep 04 1995 05:0211
Gak.

No wonder my carefully measured stuff wasn't printing right.

I bought this really nice looking clear plastic ruler in
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
and was just using it to measure a form I needed to print
onto.  It didn't come out quite right, and now I find out
that the damn thing is off by a bit.

/john
12.7463Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnMon Sep 04 1995 06:591
    You just had to say that didn't you !!! :*)
12.7464MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Mon Sep 04 1995 20:347
TTHT:
    Closed the swimming pool today. Now I get to look out the back
    windows at the same miserable sight (dark blue pool cover) for
    the next eight months. Except when it's covered with snow and ice.

    Dammit all. What happened to summer?

12.7465seal it with a kiss!TROOA::BUTKOVICHblink and I'm goneMon Sep 04 1995 20:431
    
12.7466Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnMon Sep 04 1995 23:503
    re -2
    
    I think it's just about to start Jack :*) {heehee}
12.7467Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnMon Sep 04 1995 23:524
    TTHT - Rain.
    
    I bet the Farmers are happy though... I guess it's good if it rains a 
    few times a year !! :*)
12.7468POWDML::CKELLYThe Proverbial Bad PennyTue Sep 05 1995 00:263
    re: jack and the pool-
    
    and to think you never invited me over for nekkid, moonlit swims... 
12.7469POLAR::RICHARDSONAREAS is a dirty wordTue Sep 05 1995 01:591
    Jack just fails to recognize just how lucky he is.
12.7470Retreat to the carCOVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertTue Sep 05 1995 02:276
	Today and yesterday, trying to picnic at the top of Mt.
	Wachusett and by the lake in Hopkinton State Park, and
	being unable to eat because of all the wasps swarming
	around the food.

12.7471Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnTue Sep 05 1995 02:361
    RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!
12.7472WAHOO::LEVESQUEthe heat is onTue Sep 05 1995 11:152
    The end of summer. Saying goodbye to all my summer friends for another
    season. Losing my watch.
12.7473TROOA::COLLINSOccam's ToothbrushTue Sep 05 1995 12:144
    
    Wow...first the sunglasses...now the watch...at this rate the Doctah 
    is going to be seriously `accessories-challenged' by Christmas.
    
12.7474TROOA::COLLINSOccam's ToothbrushTue Sep 05 1995 12:176
    
    Allergies.
    
    Oh, and the new Kate St. John CD was a letdown.  Really light and
    fluffy.  Reasonable aural wallpaper, but that's about it.
    
12.7475BIGQ::SILVADiabloTue Sep 05 1995 12:193

	Light and fluffy??? How nice..... :-)
12.7476It looks like late October....PERFOM::LICEA_KANEwhen it's comin' from the leftTue Sep 05 1995 12:204
    
    A tree that has been badly hurt by the drought.
    
    								-mr. bill
12.7477NETCAD::WOODFORDWhere do I begin?....etc.Tue Sep 05 1995 12:3310
    
    
    TTHT:  A large brush fire burning near my house.
    I almost stayed home today to make sure the house
    would be safe, but Alan is better at those things
    than I am.
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.7478The Hoover has started!!!BIGQ::SILVADiabloTue Sep 05 1995 13:528

	Terrie, if you had stayed home, you could go out wearing something
skimpy, the fire would have blushed, and then your hubby would have been able
to put it out right quick! :-)


Glen
12.7479Nature having its troubles latelyDECWIN::RALTOStay in bed, float upstreamTue Sep 05 1995 14:0118
    re: eating outside
    
    I gave up on outdoor picnics years ago because of the wasps.  They're
    everywhere, and when it comes to food, they're aggressive.  Even when
    we do cookouts now, we cook the food outdoors and then bring it back
    indoors to eat.  It's a real shame; it used to be fun to eat the
    cookout stuff outdoors when I was a kid.
    
    re: drought and trees
    
    The lack of water is really hurting the trees.  The leaves are visibly
    wilting on many trees, and their color is "fading" rather than turning
    the usual bright colors, at least so far.  A couple of small trees in
    front of my house that usually turn bright red early, are now turning
    a kind of sickly dark yellow/brown, and the leaves are just kind of
    withering down.
    
    Chris
12.7480GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA memberTue Sep 05 1995 14:048
    
    
    The trees will be okay unless we have 2-3 more years of this.  They
    harden off as a way of protecting themselves to a draught situation.  
    If this pattern continues (as I mentioned earlier), then they will be
    at risk of perishing.
    
    Mike
12.7481BIGQ::SILVADiabloTue Sep 05 1995 14:063

	The drought isn't nothing a good Hurricane couldn't cure....
12.7482WAHOO::LEVESQUEthe heat is onTue Sep 05 1995 14:251
    actually, a week of steady, soaking rain would be better.
12.7483SMURF::MSCANLONalliaskofmyselfisthatiholdtogetherTue Sep 05 1995 14:354
    Prolonged drought will do a number on the folliage season, though.
    Since that is a not insignificant source of tourist revenue for 
    NH, this is reason for some concern.
    
12.7484EVMS::MORONEYDANGER Do Not Walk on CeilingTue Sep 05 1995 16:382
Situations involving alcohol, baseball bats, car windshields and
police.
12.7485WMOIS::GIROUARD_CTue Sep 05 1995 16:401
    -1 care to share?
12.7486NETCAD::WOODFORDWhere do I begin?....etc.Tue Sep 05 1995 16:417
    
    
    Sounds very unpleasant.  Hope all's ok.
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.7487GOOEY::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Tue Sep 05 1995 17:204
    
    	TTHT   the truck not starting and then coming in to find
    		that the upgrade on GOOEY didn't go smoothly....again.
    
12.7488MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Tue Sep 05 1995 18:357
TTHT:
    Automatic tranny died on my car this AM.

    Fortunately, I found someone reliable to swap it out for under $.5K.

    Oh, well - gave me an excuse to turn a 3-day weekend into a 4-day.

12.7489CBHVAX::CBHLager LoutTue Sep 05 1995 19:367
TTHT

nearly cutting the end of my finger off with a kitchen knife in a bizzare
cooking accident.  Forgive any typos for now, it's difficult to type with
a load of crap wrapped around my left forefinger.

Chris.
12.7490TROOA::COLLINSOccam's AftershaveTue Sep 05 1995 19:395
    
    So, I can't say "Bizarre, nnttm"?
    
    ;^)
    
12.7491POWDML::HANGGELIPetite Chambre des MauditesTue Sep 05 1995 19:404
    
    Try a bandage instead, Chris.
    
    
12.7492CSLALL::HENDERSONI'd rather have JesusTue Sep 05 1995 19:424


 or a styptic pencil.
12.7493NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Sep 05 1995 19:552
Or a bit of toilet paper.  A load of crap is close, in the overall scheme
of things.  But [unused] toilet paper is more sanitary.
12.7494DEVLPR::DKILLORANDanimalTue Sep 05 1995 19:566
    
    Finding out that I did break my finger last weekend... :-(

    Then finding out that there wasn't anything that could be done about it
    anyway.  Take two aspirin and suffer... :-((((

12.7495BIGQ::SILVADiabloTue Sep 05 1995 19:584

	Thanks Dan.... I guess when reading some of your notes I forgot to take
the asprin.... ;-)
12.7496CBHVAX::CBHLager LoutTue Sep 05 1995 20:064
Cheers, guys... anyway, the `crap' in question is an elastoplast, which
is preferable to the kitchen paper I'd originally used...

Chris.
12.7497nonexistant lover's triangle...EVMS::MORONEYDANGER Do Not Walk on CeilingTue Sep 05 1995 20:3013
re .7485:

Neighbor's girlfriend shows up at his place, to find him drunk
and very antisocial.  She then comes over and talks to me about
some housecleaning I was going to have her do.  We decide she can
do it right then so it wouldn't be a wasted trip for her.  Neighbor
decides I had just stolen his girlfriend (despite the fact he had
full knowledge of the agreement, in fact he suggested it) and starts
swearing and yelling at us.  We ignore him other than to keep an eye
on him.  Eventually he takes a baseball bat and breaks the windshield
of her car.  Cops called.

No one hurt except the car.
12.7498BROKE::PARTSTue Sep 05 1995 20:414
    
    now if you had a gun, the car wouldn't have been hurt.
    
    
12.7499POWDML::HANGGELIPetite Chambre des MauditesTue Sep 05 1995 20:424
    
    Or an attack bee.
    
    
12.7500SPSEG::COVINGTONThere is chaos under the heavens...Tue Sep 05 1995 20:441
    Or a snarf cannon.
12.7501BUSY::SLABOUNTYHoly rusted metal, Batman!Tue Sep 05 1995 20:468
    
    	An attack bee??  Now I've heard it all.
    
    	If the looney had had a gun, there would have been no need to
    	worry about the girl because he would have shot her already.
    
    	Ban firearms!!
    
12.7502it was all over quickly...EVMS::MORONEYDANGER Do Not Walk on CeilingTue Sep 05 1995 20:484
re .7499:

Unfortuantely the attack bees were out back and not
readily accessible.
12.7503DEVLPR::DKILLORANDanimalTue Sep 05 1995 21:007
    
    re:.7501
    
    > Ban firearms!!
    
    Are you for real?
    
12.7504POLAR::RICHARDSONAREAS is a dirty wordTue Sep 05 1995 21:021
    Well, was the girl worth it?
12.7505CBHVAX::CBHLager LoutTue Sep 05 1995 21:103
Shoulda used the Holy Hand Grenade.

Chris.
12.7506CBHVAX::CBHLager LoutTue Sep 05 1995 21:4218
TTHT.  A lot.  A lot a lot.

Continuing efforts to make imperial measurements illegal in the UK.  What
a bloody bastard pain in the arse.  I don't sodding know how many litres
my usual 4 pints of milk is.  What's a 1/4 pound of mushrooms supposed to
be in KGs?!  I haven't a clue how far it is from home to Newcastle in KMs.
And I *really* don't have the faintest idea how tall I am or how much I
weigh in metric (I just added this because apparently imperial measures
are now forbidden in a court of law; "the attacker was 5'10" with a 6"
knife" "sorry, your evidence is inadmissable")  And what do I ask for if
I wander into a burger bar and ask for a 1/2 pounder???!!!

I'm really pissed off about this, and I was taught metric at school, but
even as a kid I dismissed the measures as useless.  Gawd help the older
folk who've never had to deal with it.  The only metric I've seen fit to
use is the mm, because it's about a 25th of an inch.

Chris.
12.7507BUSY::SLABOUNTYHoly rusted metal, Batman!Tue Sep 05 1995 22:088
    
    >> Ban firearms!!
    >
    >Are you for real?
    
    
    	No, I'm a VR experiment gone haywire.
    
12.7508BUSY::SLABOUNTYHoly rusted metal, Batman!Tue Sep 05 1995 22:1415
    
    	Well, you know that a millimeter is 1/25 of an inch, so you
    	should know that a centimeter is 10x that, or 1/2.5 of an inch.
    	And a decimeter is 10x that, or 1/.25 of an inch, or about 4".
    
    	Inches x 2.54 = centimeters
    
    	Pounds / 2.2 = kilograms
    
    	Miles x 1.6 = kilometers
    
    
    	Changing the prefixes [milli/centi/deci and deca/hecta/kilo]
    	requires you to divide [or multiply] by 10 every time.
    
12.7509CBHVAX::CBHLager LoutTue Sep 05 1995 22:259
yeah, I know that 1" is 2.54 cms, 1 mile is around 1.6 kms, a KG is somewhere
in the region of 2.24 lbs, a gallon is 4.54 litres, but wtf should I have
to embark on awkward mental arithmetic?  I know how much a pound, gallon
or mile is; I've never been able to visualise KGs, litres or KMs, even though
I was taught them from an early age.

Sounds like an opportunity for a grand scale con trick, and not much else.

Chris.
12.7510It's the Law, so kill 'em all.SCAS01::GUINEO::MOOREHEY! All you mimes be quiet!Wed Sep 06 1995 05:227
    <---
    
    Sounds like our UK brothers have the Texan spirit. Frack the metric
    system. The only time I've seen it is in California, where we Texans
    consider it in MPH. 
    
    Just another case of "I'm doing it...why not you ?".
12.7511Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnWed Sep 06 1995 06:111
    As long as they leave the Mile alone I don't give a thesis (sp?)
12.7512Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnWed Sep 06 1995 06:122
    TTHT - Teknoman has ended. I now have to put up with the crappy
    Transformers in the morning. I hate them, ptuie.
12.7513SUBPAC::SADINfrankly scallop, I don't give a clam!Wed Sep 06 1995 11:2713
12.7514GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA memberWed Sep 06 1995 11:346
    
    
    Hard one, Jim.  Talk to the lady and see if she wants help.
    
    
    Mike
12.7515BOXORN::HAYSSome things are worth dying forWed Sep 06 1995 11:5118
RE: 12.7506 by CBHVAX::CBH "Lager Lout"

> I don't sodding know how many litres my usual 4 pints of milk is.

About 2.


> What's a 1/4 pound of mushrooms supposed to be in KGs?!

About 1/8 Kg.


> I haven't a clue how far it is from home to Newcastle in KMs.

The way you go when drunk or the way you go when sober?


Phil
12.7516NETCAD::WOODFORDWhere do I begin?....etc.Wed Sep 06 1995 12:1612
    
    
    Jim,
    
    Have Lisa talk to her.  Many times a woman will open up 
    more readily to another woman.
    
    
    Good luck. :(
    
    Terrie
    
12.7517SUBPAC::SADINfrankly scallop, I don't give a clam!Wed Sep 06 1995 12:229
    
    	I figured starting with her might be the way to go. She's not very
    social, but she does associate with us on occasion. I'll see if Lisa
    can mention it to her when she next see's her.
    
    	Life ain't easy...
    
    
    	jim
12.7518NETCAD::WOODFORDWhere do I begin?....etc.Wed Sep 06 1995 12:249
    
    
    Don't I know it. :(  If Lisa wants some ideas, have her call me.
    I can tell her everything Lynda told me that finally sunk in.
    
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.7519NETCAD::WOODFORDWhere do I begin?....etc.Wed Sep 06 1995 12:5219
    
    
    TTHIG:  In all my house cleaning this past weekend, I've come to the
    realization that I have too much 'stuff'.  All kinds of stuff.  China,
    crystal, nick-nacks, glassware, pots and pans, and all kinds of other
    'stuff' that I'll probably never ever use.  
    
    I decided I needed to make a list of everything I didn't need, or
    didn't want, and put an ad in CLASSIFIED_ADS.  I made the list, but I
    have yet to type it up.  I can't even put prices on alot of it.  I have
    no clue about these things.
    
    Am I neglecting to do this because deep down I'm trying to hold onto
    old memories? (Alot of this stuff is accumulation from my last
    marriage.)
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.7520Managed Health CareCOVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertWed Sep 06 1995 13:3911
So I figured it was about time for a routine physical, seeing as I've got
one of those "major" birthdays coming up at the end of the month.

The first appointment I could get was January 10th.

I had figured I'd see the optometrist the same day, but waiting till
January didn't really make a lot of sense.

The first appointment I could get was October 19th.

/john
12.7521POLAR::RICHARDSONAREAS is a dirty wordWed Sep 06 1995 13:461
    Well, at least you don't have to put up with beads and rattles.
12.7522It's the sym-metric thing to doDECWIN::RALTOStay in bed, float upstreamWed Sep 06 1995 14:0624
    re: Metric mess
    
    Imperial's fine, if you don't have to always be converting
    back and forth with metric.
    
    Metric's fine, if you don't have to always be converting
    back and forth with imperial.
    
    The whole drag about this imperial/metric thing is the damned
    conversions.  If we could all just use one system, I'd
    vote for metric because it's so neat and tidy, with all of
    its multiples of ten, and its implicit relationship between
    length, volume and mass (e.g., a cube 10 cm on a side has a
    volume of 1 liter, and if filled with water, has a mass of 1 kg).
    Try to do that trick with inches, quarts, and pounds.  And hey,
    what's the difference between a fluid ounce and a "weight" ounce?
    Kids have trouble with stuff like this.
    
    The schools have incredible power here, but they're either too
    stupid to realize it or too timid to wield it.  If they would
    simply teach metric, period, right from kindergarten on up, then
    imperial would virtually disappear in one generation.
    
    Chris
12.7523CNTROL::JENNISONRevive us, Oh LordWed Sep 06 1995 14:1710
	Actually, I don't see the problem in having to wait
	for a routine physical, or a routine eye exam.

	If you needed immediate attention, the doctors would accomodate
	you.

	Be thankful you don't need to see them right away.

	Karen
12.7524POLAR::RICHARDSONAREAS is a dirty wordWed Sep 06 1995 14:222
    The only thing in the metric system that I haven't gotten used to in
    measuring fuel economy. 5.0L/100Km just doesn't compute well for me.
12.7525DEVLPR::DKILLORANDanimalWed Sep 06 1995 14:2223
    
    > The schools have incredible power here, but they're either too
    > stupid to realize it or too timid to wield it.  
    
    I disagree.  I know if THE SCHOOL was teaching my kids ONLY the metric
    system, I'd be pretty bullshot.  I mean, hear I am paying for this
    education, and the kid doesn't know how much a pound is!
    
    > If they would
    > simply teach metric, period, right from kindergarten on up, then
    > imperial would virtually disappear in one generation.
    
    aaahhh, well what stores would this "special" generation go to?  All
    the stores 'roun heah sell things bah tha pound.  Think about the
    marketing headache that would be.  You go to the store and every
    product that isn't uniquely packaged would have at least two prices. 
    One for imperial, and one for metric.  If you go to one of those stores
    that also lists unit pricing there could be as many as three prices on
    a single item.  YYYEEEEESSSSHHHH ! ! !   I hate going to the store as
    it is now, if they did all dat carpola, I'd prolly go no more than once
    a month, you know, when there's only 1 pad of butter, half a slice of
    american cheese, and no more beer.  GEEEEZ just tinking about what my
    monthly beer bill would be is kinda frightening....
12.7527TROOA::COLLINSOccam's Paper Towel DispenserWed Sep 06 1995 14:243
    
    ...or a pint of beer!!   ;^)
    
12.7528WAHOO::LEVESQUEthe heat is onWed Sep 06 1995 14:255
    I wouldn't mind going over completely to the metric system. Like it or
    not, it's a superior system.
    
     I don't understand why they don't use km/l as a fuel efficiency
    metric. It more closely ties to mpg than l/100km.
12.7529POLAR::RICHARDSONAREAS is a dirty wordWed Sep 06 1995 14:261
    Let's go for a half litre!
12.7530TROOA::COLLINSOccam's Paper Towel DispenserWed Sep 06 1995 14:324
    
    I still gauge my body weight in pounds, but use metric for just about
    everything else.
     
12.7531A cup of sugarCOVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertWed Sep 06 1995 14:3913
>       No it isn't.  Most people in the US, and, by gosh, maybe even one
>       or two of the geniuses who read Soapbox, don't recognize the
>       ambiguity in, say, a recipe that calls for 4 ounces of sugar.

Recipies in the U.S. don't usually call for "ounces", since we use
volume-based recipies here, even for solids, unlike continental Europe,
which uses weight-based recipies.

There is an inherent inaccuracy in volume based recipies; minimizing
it (especially with easily compacted powders) requires one to follow
recommended procedures for stirring and not packing the measuring cup.

/john
12.7532Very nasty problem.GAAS::BRAUCHERFrustrated IncorporatedWed Sep 06 1995 14:4110
    
      I don't like metric, but mixed is worse.  Try laying out a modern
     printed wiring board, with mixed pin-pitches.  Try getting a car
     with BOTH systems of hardware.  As to carpentry, it's no fun to
     have metric-length metal and 2-by-4's, and worse to use a 4" bolt
     with a metric head.  We should burn down all of our houses, destroy
     all our machines, resurvey everybody's land ?  I dunno.  Pretty fix
     we're in.
    
      bb
12.7534?PERFOM::LICEA_KANEwhen it's comin' from the leftWed Sep 06 1995 14:499
    
    The 2x4's in my house are almost certainly not the same size as the
    2x4's in your house.
    
    For mixed, try gram-inches.  Bonus points to the first person to figure
    out what the hell it was used for.  (Probably the real reason SCM
    failed at typewriters.)
    
    								-mr. bill
12.7535POLAR::RICHARDSONAREAS is a dirty wordWed Sep 06 1995 14:511
    Forest fires sound worse when they're measured in hectares.
12.7536SUBPAC::SADINfrankly scallop, I don't give a clam!Wed Sep 06 1995 14:516
    
    	it's fun working on the machines in my room since two are american
    made and one is japanese. From metric to american to metric to
    american, etc etc....
    
    	jim
12.7537TROOA::COLLINSOccam's Paper Towel DispenserWed Sep 06 1995 14:528
    
    .7533
    
    Not to mention the difference between US fluid ounces and Imperial
    fluid ounces!!
    
    ;^)
    
12.7538COMICS::MCSKEANEtinga tingaWed Sep 06 1995 14:546
    
    >For mixed, try gram-inches.
    
    Weight of the paper in grams and the length of the sheet in inches?
    
    pol
12.7539This one might go round a while....PERFOM::LICEA_KANEwhen it's comin' from the leftWed Sep 06 1995 14:554
    
    Nope.
    
    								-mr. bill
12.7540BUSY::SLABOUNTYHoly rusted metal, Batman!Wed Sep 06 1995 14:5618
    
    	RE: gram-ounces
    
    	Sounds like a torque specification, and I'll guess that it was
    	the torque of a typewriter key as it was flung at a piece of
    	paper.
    
    	RE: Topaz and recipes
    
    	Most recipes call for portions of a cup, rather than ounces,
    	of an ingredient.  Sugar, flour, butter, etc.  Or portions of a
    	teaspoon or tablespoon, like flavored extracts, etc.  So the am-
    	biguity doesn't exist, or at least not as widely as you seem to
    	think.
    
    	And if the recipe calls for 8 ounces of steak, you know very well
    	that they mean weight and not volume.
    
12.7541PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Sep 06 1995 14:5711
>>                    <<< Note 12.7533 by CALLME::MR_TOPAZ >>>
       
>>       Notwithstanding that, your comment makes no sense, anyway: recipes
>>       in the US call for ounces all the time, exactly because
>>       ingredients are typically listed by volume rather than weight.

	i think you're both right.  i understand your point (understood
	it years ago), but john's right in that US recipes _do_ use
	volume measures, in cups - not ounces, typically, whereas the brits
	use weight in ounces.   
12.7542POLAR::RICHARDSONAREAS is a dirty wordWed Sep 06 1995 14:591
    gram dashes and ounce pinches?
12.7543I was the only one in the lab who converted to SI and back....PERFOM::LICEA_KANEwhen it's comin' from the leftWed Sep 06 1995 15:088
    re: gram-ounces
    
    Uh, gram-inches.  But you are right, it was a torque specification.
    By the time I was working on typewriters, it was being used to measure
    torque of stepping motors.  (Besides the mixing of measurement systems,
    the use of mass for force should also be frowned upon.)
    
    								-mr. bill
12.7544GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed Lady...Wed Sep 06 1995 15:217
    
    in most recipes i have used, i have seen both types of measurements
    used, often both in the same recipe, depending on what is being made.
    
    and tho no one asked, prefer not to go metric.
    
    
12.7545PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Sep 06 1995 15:317
    
>>    in most recipes i have used, i have seen both types of measurements
>>    used, often both in the same recipe, depending on what is being made.

	yes, but don't you usually see ounces or pounds of meat, fish, or
	vegetables and cups of things like sugar or flour?  that was the
	point.  
12.7546TROOA::COLLINSOccam's Paper Towel DispenserWed Sep 06 1995 15:325
    
    .7544
    
    Vee haff no intrezt in yohr preffrez.
    
12.7547NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Sep 06 1995 15:332
Raq, most American kitchens don't have a scale.  The only weights I've seen
in American recipes are things like "n ounce package of cow chips."
12.7548DEVLPR::DKILLORANDanimalWed Sep 06 1995 15:359
    
> Raq, most American kitchens don't have a scale.  The only weights I've seen
> in American recipes are things like "n ounce package of cow chips."
                                         ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    
    Remind me NEVER to eat at your house!
    
    :-)
    
12.7549CBHVAX::CBHLager LoutWed Sep 06 1995 15:368
I was just about to guess that gram-inches was a measure of torque (on
the basis that foot pounds is a popular measure), but I'm too late and
can't look all smug and clever now!

Anyone know the %age difference between an Imperial gallon and the US
variety?

Chris.
12.7550Which Gallon?PERFOM::LICEA_KANEwhen it's comin' from the leftWed Sep 06 1995 15:417
    
    Gallon (Canadian Liquid)	4.546 090 E-03 m^3
    Gallon (UK Liquid)		4.546 092 E-03 m^3
    Gallon (US Dry)		4.404 884 E-03 m^3
    Gallon (US Liquid)		3.785 412 E-03 m^3
    
    								-mr. bill
12.7551CBHVAX::CBHLager LoutWed Sep 06 1995 15:433
thanks... uh, I think.  :)

Chris.
12.7552POLAR::RICHARDSONAREAS is a dirty wordWed Sep 06 1995 15:431
    Good heavens, what a silly system.
12.7553GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA memberWed Sep 06 1995 15:434
    
    
    US gallon is 3.785 liters and the imperial gallon is 4.546 liters
    
12.7554TROOA::COLLINSOccam's Paper Towel DispenserWed Sep 06 1995 15:473
    
    1 US liter = 1 Cdn. litre
    
12.7555DEVLPR::DKILLORANDanimalWed Sep 06 1995 15:535
    
    <-------
    
    Yup, that certainly is something to hate....
    
12.7556Fearless LiterDECWIN::RALTOStay in bed, float upstreamWed Sep 06 1995 16:2313
    Who knows what a gallon is, but a liter is a liter.
    
    My "one generation" method would be excruciating, especially
    for that generation (but, hey, it ain't me, so who cares? :-)),
    but once done, all the pain is over, and we'd all have a grand,
    er, kilo time forever after.
    
    I'd love to be able to teach my kids about "pounds" and "ounces"
    (and hey, I brought up the "ounces" ambiguity in my original note,
    so there) as some ancient, obsolete unit of measure that they
    don't have to be concerned about, but it's too late, alas.
    
    Chris
12.7557MPGS::MARKEYLook at the BONES!Wed Sep 06 1995 16:2913
        >   No it isn't.  Most people in the US, and, by gosh, maybe even one
    >   or two of the geniuses who read Soapbox, don't recognize the
    >   ambiguity in, say, a recipe that calls for 4 ounces of sugar.

    There is no ambiguity since (at least) this genius who reads
    Soapbox knows the difference between a solid and a liquid,
    and knows that sugar, being a solid in its normal state,
    would therefore use the dry measure interpretation of "ounce."

    It's really not that difficult, and the great unwashed masses
    are quite capable of following recipes...

    -b
12.7558POLAR::RICHARDSONAREAS is a dirty wordWed Sep 06 1995 16:321
<----    Ah, but you're generally assuming that you're on earth.
12.7559PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Sep 06 1995 16:337
>>    It's really not that difficult, and the great unwashed masses
>>    are quite capable of following recipes...

	hoho.  you are mistaken in this generalization, mon ami.
	just read COOKS for a while. ;>

12.7560POLAR::RICHARDSONAREAS is a dirty wordWed Sep 06 1995 16:341
    Large COOKS?
12.7561WMOIS::GIROUARD_CWed Sep 06 1995 16:571
    does France use the metric system? i hate it then (France).
12.7562They *created* it....PERFOM::LICEA_KANEwhen it's comin' from the leftWed Sep 06 1995 16:594
    
    Don't people know history?
    
    								-mr. bill
12.7563POLAR::RICHARDSONAREAS is a dirty wordWed Sep 06 1995 17:072
    And actually you should use the "," for a decimal point. The only place
    in Canada that does this is Quebec.
12.7564POWDML::HANGGELIPetite Chambre des MauditesWed Sep 06 1995 17:087
    
    "A pint's a pound the world around".
    
    
    Well, not really, but it's a nice rhyme.
    
    
12.7565Guillotine misused.GAAS::BRAUCHERFrustrated IncorporatedWed Sep 06 1995 17:1312
    
      Actually, it was a French error, imo.  Recall that the imperial
     measures were actually supposed to be the sizes of body parts.
     The Frenchies cut off the king's head, made base units out of
     things found in nature, then used base 10.
    
      But actually, later, when computers were invented, we learned that
     base 8 would have been a better choice.
    
      The French should have cut off the king's THUMBS instead.
    
      bb
12.7566SMURF::BINDERNight's candles are burnt out.Wed Sep 06 1995 17:2413
    .7565
    
    Actually, the whole thing is based - surprise - on the metre, which the
    sans-culottes defined as 1/10,000,000 of the distance from the equator
    to the north pole through the longitude of the centre of Paris.  In
    1987, the metre was defined as the distance light travels in a vacuum
    in 1/299,792,458 second.
    
    All the other measurements were based on the metre.  The Celsius
    temperature scale has 100 degrees from the temperature at which pure
    water freezes to the temperature at which it boils - both at sea level. 
    The gram is the mass of 1 cubic centimetre of water at maximum density
    (4 degrees celsius), and so on.
12.7567DEVLPR::DKILLORANDanimalWed Sep 06 1995 17:257
    
    >                        -< They *created* it.... >-
    > 
    > Don't people know history?
    
    That figures!
    
12.7568PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Sep 06 1995 17:263
 .7566  oh like we didn't know that.

12.7570SMURF::BINDERNight's candles are burnt out.Wed Sep 06 1995 17:394
    .7568
    
    like you really knew the current definition of the metre.  or, for that
    matter, like you (plural, generic) knew the original definition.
12.7572Actually, both are "natural"...GAAS::BRAUCHERFrustrated IncorporatedWed Sep 06 1995 17:4412
    
      Well, sure.  The inch is today defined as 2,54 cm, but it was really
     a man's middle segment of the middle finger, just as a foot was
     really a guy's foot.  Imperial measures worked without instruments
     except what you were born with.  Just like Fahrenheit degrees, which
     are ideal for European meteorology (0-100 F being a typical German
     year's min-max).
      The metric system always WAS biased AWAY from commerce, towards
     SCIENCE.  Not a bad prejudice for a system to have, but they picked
     an unscientific modulo.
    
      bb
12.7571TROOA::COLLINSOccam's Styptic PencilWed Sep 06 1995 17:458
    
    .7570
    
    Ummm...I knew the original.  I didn't know there was a better, harder,
    faster, stronger definition.
    
    ;^)
    
12.7573PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Sep 06 1995 17:472
    .7570  like i wasn't being facetious.
12.7574DEVLPR::DKILLORANDanimalWed Sep 06 1995 17:495
    
    Challenge to Topaz:
    
         grow up.
    
12.7575Funnybone impairment.GAAS::BRAUCHERFrustrated IncorporatedWed Sep 06 1995 17:495
    
      Yes, I think hare binder needs recalibration of humor sensors
     lately.  He bristles when tweeked in the erudition.
    
      bb
12.7576MPGS::MARKEYLook at the BONES!Wed Sep 06 1995 17:514
    
    are you implying that hare binder has a hair behinder?
    
    -b
12.7577GOOEY::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Wed Sep 06 1995 17:517
    
    
    	TTHT:  A good friend of mine has a cat that's missing.  She
    		is an old girl, at least 13 and by far my favorite
    		of this friend's cats.  I'm *so* bummed.....
    
    		
12.7578SMURF::BINDERNight's candles are burnt out.Wed Sep 06 1995 17:5310
    .7572
    
    > a foot was
    > really a guy's foot.  Imperial measures worked without instruments
    > except what you were born with.
    
    Remember the Flood?  I can tell you why Noah had to build the Ark all
    by himself.  He tried getting his fine, strapping young sons to help,
    but he had to give that up when everybody kept bringing him 300-cubit
    pieces that were different sizes.
12.7579CBHVAX::CBHLager LoutWed Sep 06 1995 17:546
it a liter the same as a litre?

And what shoe size does 12 inches equate to (in English measurements, I
can't remember the US ones offhand - one size bigger?  Or smaller?)

Chris.
12.7580SMURF::BINDERNight's candles are burnt out.Wed Sep 06 1995 18:006
    .7579
    
    > And what shoe size does 12 inches equate to (in English measurements, I
    > can't remember the US ones offhand - one size bigger?  Or smaller?)
    
    English or US shoe sizes?  Or do you mean English or American inches?
12.7581BIGQ::SILVADiabloWed Sep 06 1995 18:027
| <<< Note 12.7579 by CBHVAX::CBH "Lager Lout" >>>


| And what shoe size does 12 inches equate to (in English measurements, I
| can't remember the US ones offhand - one size bigger?  Or smaller?)

	I know this one..... it's something I look for.... :-)
12.7583POWDML::HANGGELIPetite Chambre des MauditesWed Sep 06 1995 18:044
    
    If I remember correctly, an woman's English shoe size of 5-1/2 equates 
    to a woman's American shoe size of 7.
    
12.7584POLAR::RICHARDSONAREAS is a dirty wordWed Sep 06 1995 18:061
    If you've got American inches, you might want to use a little English.
12.7587PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Sep 06 1995 18:092
   .7586  i would suggest a name change then.
12.7589TROOA::COLLINSOccam's Styptic PencilWed Sep 06 1995 18:193
    
    mean?  mane?  amen?
    
12.7590MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Sep 06 1995 18:346
> the sans-culottes

I'm not familiar with this term. I thought culottes  (pr. coo-lots ?)
were those women's leisure pants that were in vogue in the '60s.
Would this make "the sans-culottes", "those who dropped trou"?

12.7591BUSY::SLABOUNTYHoly rusted metal, Batman!Wed Sep 06 1995 18:378
    
    >                <<< Note 12.7588 by CALLME::MR_TOPAZ >>>
    >
    >   What's in a name?
    
    
    	Exactly.  If names meant anything, you, Topaz, would be a gem.
    
12.7592TROOA::TRP109::Chrisparadigm shifting without a clutchWed Sep 06 1995 18:417
Just got back from desparately trying to make up my mind on lamp
purchases. I went to the mecca of lighting fixtures where there are
8 stores in a row and visited each and every store and still came 
away empty-handed.  I did not even slightly like any styles that were
displayed.... well, the wrought iron stands were o.k., but I wonder
how they stand the test of time.  At this rate, I'm going to be
sitting in the dark at the new homestead!  :-(
12.7593POWDML::HANGGELIPetite Chambre des MauditesWed Sep 06 1995 18:424
    
    I like brass lamps with silk shades.
    
    
12.7594CBHVAX::CBHLager LoutWed Sep 06 1995 18:433
...calling the British `European' is akin to calling the Irish `British'...

Chris.
12.7595GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA memberWed Sep 06 1995 20:252
    
    Something going on with a friend and I don't know what it is.
12.7596EVMS::MORONEYDANGER Do Not Walk on CeilingWed Sep 06 1995 22:084
re .7594:

Ok, what continent should we consider the British Isles part of?
Antarctica? :-)
12.7598EVMS::MORONEYDANGER Do Not Walk on CeilingWed Sep 06 1995 22:5214
re .7597:

Well geologically  Britain is just a peninsula of Europe, which
in fairly recent times (within the time of early man) had a part
sink below sea level and therefore flood, thus making it an island.
The native inhabitants were also the same origin as the natives on
the other side of the channel, and the other social and economic
differences between Great Britain and European mainland countries
is no more than European mainland countries from each other.

Both Greenland and Bermuda might be geologically part of North
America.  Then maybe not, I don't know enough about their geology.
The Hawaiian Islands are definitely not part of any continent, forming
independently of any continent.
12.7599Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnWed Sep 06 1995 23:553
    TTHT - A nice lady just came round and introduced herself to me, she
    caught me completely off guard. I was dumb struck, I hate it when that
    happens. I'm all vexed now..... poo.
12.7600COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertThu Sep 07 1995 02:0817
Look at ocean floor maps.

Bermuda is an island well off the North American continental shelf.
It's not part of any continent.

Greenland is part of North America.


BTW, which city is closest to Bermuda:

	1. Raleigh, North Carolina
	2. Jacksonville, Florida
	3. Boston, Massachusetts
	4. Miami, Florida
	5. Washington, D.C.

/john
12.7601SPSEG::COVINGTONThere is chaos under the heavens...Thu Sep 07 1995 03:101
    Boston?
12.76028^)POWDML::HANGGELIPetite Chambre des MauditesThu Sep 07 1995 03:144
    
    Well then!  Let's have a bash in Bermuda if it's that close.
    
    
12.7603Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnThu Sep 07 1995 03:345
    TTH in general - Do you know what really bugs me ?? The noise that is
    made by the keyclicks etc when people type fast and hit the keys hard.
    That gets me so uptight. I hate it.
    
    It's one of those things that could turn me into a homicidal maniac !!
12.7604CBHVAX::CBHLager LoutThu Sep 07 1995 08:053
Don't worry Martin, these things'll pass when you're out of adolescence... :)

Chris.
12.7605Another theory...GAAS::BRAUCHERFrustrated IncorporatedThu Sep 07 1995 12:595
    
      Surely the Brits are a case of convergence by a distinct species.
     Consider their behavior at, say, soccer games.
    
      bb
12.7606BUSY::SLABOUNTYHoly rusted metal, Batman!Thu Sep 07 1995 13:336
    
    	Hey, Martin ... aren't you glad people aren't treating you any
    	differently now that they know your age?
    
    	8^)
    
12.7607DEVLPR::DKILLORANDanimalThu Sep 07 1995 13:3624
    
    re:.7597
    
       > Also, please refer to these places as the western European Isles. 

    As you so desire most noble and knowledgeable one....

    re:.7603

    > TTH in general - Do you know what really bugs me ?? The noise that is
    > made by the keyclicks etc when people type fast and hit the keys hard.
    > That gets me so uptight. I hate it.
    > 
    > It's one of those things that could turn me into a homicidal maniac !!

    I'd suggest head phones.....
    
    either that of a 12 gauge loaded with #2 shot.  You get more pellets
    than 00 buck, and at close range just as lethal.  Also if your aim
    ain't so hot the scatter gun is much more forgiving.....

    :-)))
    HTH

12.7608GOOEY::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Thu Sep 07 1995 14:269
    
    
    	TTHT:    This will be the semester from hell.....
    
    		 Smashing my head on my truck while getting out of it
    		 this morning (I already had a headache to begin with)
    
    		 Seriously bad hair day
    
12.7609NETCAD::WOODFORDWhere do I begin?....etc.Thu Sep 07 1995 16:0711
    
    
    TTHT: Feeling like the star on the island of
    'The Land of Misfit Toys' today.
    
    
    
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.7610BUSY::SLABOUNTYHoly rusted metal, Batman!Thu Sep 07 1995 16:227
    
    	Why do people pick up their printouts from group printers and
    	leave the cover sheets behind, especially when there's a re-
    	cycle bucket right next to it?
    
    	Does that make sense?
    
12.7611;-)CSLALL::HENDERSONI'd rather have JesusThu Sep 07 1995 16:2312


 People who put things that belong in the "things to wonder about" topic
 in the "Things to Hate Today" topic.






 Jim
12.7612BUSY::SLABOUNTYHoly rusted metal, Batman!Thu Sep 07 1995 16:397
    
    	Well, it's all a matter of grammatical usage.
    
    	I hate it when it happens, and I also wonder why they do it.
    
    	Should I cross-post?
    
12.7613MPGS::MARKEYLook at the BONES!Thu Sep 07 1995 16:416
    
    >	Should I cross-post?
    
    You can, but cross-dressing is more interesting.
    
    -b
12.7614CSLALL::HENDERSONI'd rather have JesusThu Sep 07 1995 16:419


 But you didn't state that you hate it, therefore it belongs in TTWA.




 ;-)
12.7615BUSY::SLABOUNTYHoly rusted metal, Batman!Thu Sep 07 1995 16:4313
    
    	Like I said, it was the grammatical usage.  I meant to say "I
    	hate it when ..." and instead posted the entry as a question,
    	and unfortunately in a conference that happens to have a topic
    	that's specifically set aside for such questions.
    
    	I hate it when people nit-pick.  8^)
    
    
    	RE: Brian
    
    	If I decide to put on a dress, you'll be the 2nd to know.  8^)
    
12.7616WMOIS::GIROUARD_CThu Sep 07 1995 16:522
    don't worry Shawn. it needen't be stated by virtue of this note's
    title :-)
12.7617POWDML::HANGGELIPetite Chambre des MauditesThu Sep 07 1995 16:585
    
    I agree with Shawn.  However, rather than grumping quietly, I've 
    begun gathering up the cover sheets and putting them in the offenders' 
    inboxes 8^).
    
12.7618GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed Lady...Thu Sep 07 1995 17:094
    
    that was you?!?
    
    
12.7619{titter}POWDML::HANGGELIPetite Chambre des MauditesThu Sep 07 1995 17:121
    
12.7620MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Thu Sep 07 1995 17:354
re: Shawn

You could try a pre-emptive approach. Pass by the job table occasionally
and remove all of the cover sheets ahead of time.
12.7621BUSY::SLABOUNTYHoly rusted metal, Batman!Thu Sep 07 1995 17:377
    
    	Job table?
    
    	Maybe I should have been more specific ... the cover sheets are
    	left in the paper tray as someone removes their report bodies
    	from between them.
    
12.7622POWDML::HANGGELIPetite Chambre des MauditesThu Sep 07 1995 17:418
    
    The people I work with leave their cover sheets in the printer, on the
    job table, and on the table on which the printer sits.  There is a
    recycle bin next to the printer and one next to the job table, and
    moreover, there is one of those HUGE recycle bins about 10 steps away.
    
    
    
12.7623MPGS::MARKEYLook at the BONES!Thu Sep 07 1995 17:427
    
    re: .7622
    
    All this, mind you, from the group I assume is responsible
    for making sure the rest of us are good recycling doobies...
    
    -b
12.7624POWDML::HANGGELIPetite Chambre des MauditesThu Sep 07 1995 17:448
    
    I suppose it'd be worse if they were throwing recyclable sheets in the
    trash 8^).
    
    I dunno, there are just a lot of lazy/thoughtless/selfish people in the
    world, I guess.
    
    
12.7625POLAR::RICHARDSONBaddy 48 shoesThu Sep 07 1995 17:441
    People shouldn't leave linens lying around.
12.7626POWDML::HANGGELIPetite Chambre des MauditesThu Sep 07 1995 17:504
    
    Don't let me forget to kill you next time I see you.
    
    
12.7627BUSY::SLABOUNTYHoly rusted metal, Batman!Thu Sep 07 1995 17:5819
    
    	So there I am, in the cafeteria, waiting in the "Please enter
    	here for deli" line.  This lady walks RIGHT BY ME and stands
    	at the deli counter, right next to the customer being serviced
    	at the time.
    
    	Current customer leaves, the lady slides over and says "I'll
    	have ..." just as the deli person is saying "Yes, Shawn ...
    	what'll it be today?".  [It's good to have friends in high
    	places.]
    
    	So the lady turns to me and says, "Oh, sorry, I thought you
    	were waiting for something else.".
    
    	Now, if I were waiting for something else, wouldn't you think
    	I'd be in the "Please wait here for 'something else'" line?
    
    	What a dip.
    
12.7628(not all of them, but a few...)GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed Lady...Thu Sep 07 1995 18:004
    deb, if you think you work with lazy/thoughtless people, come and do 
    my job for a day or two and you will really see that that means...
    
    
12.7629so how long have you been in this condition?BROKE::PARTSThu Sep 07 1995 18:203
    
    a weak back.
    
12.7630BUSY::SLABOUNTYHoly rusted metal, Batman!Thu Sep 07 1995 18:285
    
    	'Tine told me to shaddup.
    
    	[sniff!]
    
12.7631DEVLPR::DKILLORANDanimalThu Sep 07 1995 18:4421
    
    re:.7623

    > All this, mind you, from the group I assume is responsible
    > for making sure the rest of us are good recycling doobies...

    HA!  Now there's a larf.... Here in the mill we gots dem recycle
    barrels, right next to the trash barrels.  So I'm in late one night,
    and I sees the guys doing the clean up.  He takes the trash barrel and
    dumps the contents into his big bag; then he dumps the contents of the
    recycle barrel right into the same bag!  Now I use my recycle barrel as
    a foot stool....pretty good one to. 

    re:.7624

    > I dunno, there are just a lot of lazy/thoughtless/selfish people in the
    > world, I guess.

    Truer words have never been said my dear.  Sad though that may be...
    :-|

12.7632You mean, the rest home ?GAAS::BRAUCHERFrustrated IncorporatedThu Sep 07 1995 19:494
    
      The Mill ?  What mill ?
    
      bb
12.7633DEVLPR::DKILLORANDanimalThu Sep 07 1995 20:293
    
    No, the mill.  There are still a few people here you know....
    
12.7634Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnThu Sep 07 1995 23:315
    TTHyesterday - Opening my big mouth to you lot !!! :*)
    
    I'm scarred for life ! I have a feeling I might regret any bashes I
    attend next year ! But being British with balls as big as bulls, I'll
    just lay back and think of England ! :*) 
12.7635Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnFri Sep 08 1995 02:433
    TTHT - I'm positive they ripped me off with my Electricity bill. I
    can't figure it out. I paid it anyway, but I'm not paying the bond.
    They can shove that where the sun don't shine.
12.7636POLAR::RICHARDSONBaddy 48 shoesFri Sep 08 1995 02:441
    Bond? James Bond?
12.7637Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnFri Sep 08 1995 02:501
    No the security bond you donut !! :*)
12.7638POLAR::RICHARDSONBaddy 48 shoesFri Sep 08 1995 02:521
    does he have a gun or just a walkie talkie?
12.7639Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnFri Sep 08 1995 03:102
    No, he comes armed with a pair of pliers to cut of your electricity and 
    a court summons !!
12.7640Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnFri Sep 08 1995 03:418
    TTH right this minute - Having to listen to the radio blaring out that
    horrible, stupid, idiotic, pointless, crap song by Skinhead O'Connor,
    Nothing Compares to You. 
    
    Bloody inconsiderate builders. They shouldn't be allowed to use the
    radio in a business area. They make loads of noise too.
    
    This may also turn me into a homicidal maniac. 
12.7641CSLALL::HENDERSONI'd rather have JesusFri Sep 08 1995 03:414


 Does the radio not have an "off" switch?
12.7642Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnFri Sep 08 1995 03:491
    No, but I'm going to see if it can survive a boot in the speaker soon!
12.7643SCAS01::GUINEO::MOOREHEY! All you mimes be quiet!Fri Sep 08 1995 06:154
    .7640
    
    Stateside, it's SineAid O'Connor.  SineAid is something you take for
    a sinus headache, which I usually do after hearing her.
12.7644Kicking the speaker in..... BAD IDEA !DEVLPR::DKILLORANDanimalFri Sep 08 1995 12:329
    
    > No, but I'm going to see if it can survive a boot in the speaker soon!
    
    eeerrrr....unless the construction workers down there are VERY
    DIFFERENT then the ones up here, I'd STRONGLY suggest you not do that. 
    You may not like what might happen next.  Do you have ANY IDEA just how
    much pain can be inflicted on a human being with say.... a cordless
    drill?
    
12.7645BIGQ::SILVADiabloFri Sep 08 1995 13:276
| <<< Note 12.7635 by SNOFS1::DAVISM "Happy Harry Hard On" >>>

| I paid it anyway, but I'm not paying the bond. They can shove that where the 
| sun don't shine.

	Where is that Martin? 
12.7646BIGQ::SILVADiabloFri Sep 08 1995 13:285

	Anyone remember on Saturday Night Live when they did a parody on Frank
Sinatra that had, "The Bald Chick" on? They came up with so many different
names for her.... it was pretty funny!
12.7647GOOEY::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Fri Sep 08 1995 13:565
    
    
    	TTHT   the number of dead animals in/on the side of the road
    		as of late...... especially domestic ones.....
    
12.7648CSLALL::HENDERSONI'd rather have JesusFri Sep 08 1995 14:4516



 #1 son in the pokey again. $2000 bail.  I'm afraid he's going to sit there
 for quite a while.  I suppose he will also now have a little trouble paying
 his $420 fine for DWI which was handed down last week, so it looks like 
 maybe its time to pay the piper.


 I've had it, and finally it appears his grandmother has as well.




 Jim
12.7649SPSEG::COVINGTONThere is chaos under the heavens...Fri Sep 08 1995 15:286
    .7645
    
    Australia, of course. See, the sun only shines at night down there when
    it's winter up here - or something like that...
    
    
12.7650GOOEY::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Fri Sep 08 1995 15:5212
    
    
    	That's too bad Jim.  It sounded like he was trying to turn
    	things around.  =(
    
    	I'm very glad my brother 'woke up and smelled the coffee' before
    	things got too out of hand.  He seems to have somewhat of a 
    	decent head on his shoulders these days.
    
    
    	JJ
    
12.7651CSLALL::HENDERSONI'd rather have JesusFri Sep 08 1995 16:2016



 Well, I've involved people in my church, my pastor as well as my ex MIL's
 money and my own in trying to get him straightened out..he doesn't seem to
 care.  So now, he'll sit in the slammer til his next court appearance.


 I may call the DA's office and see if there is some way of getting him 
 sentenced to one of those boot camp things.




 Jim
12.7652GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA memberFri Sep 08 1995 16:396
    
    
    Keep remembering Jim, it's never too late for a turnaround.
    
    
    Mike
12.7653CSLALL::HENDERSONI'd rather have JesusFri Sep 08 1995 16:5010


 I know that and agree. But, I have 2 other sons to worry about.





 Jim
12.7654GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed Lady...Fri Sep 08 1995 17:035
    
    not a biggie, but still a tth:
    
    nearly-cold fries with the catfish...
    
12.7655SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Fri Sep 08 1995 17:055
    
    <------
    
    and the catfish was fried.. right?
    
12.7656CSOA1::LEECHDia do bheatha.Fri Sep 08 1995 18:041
    Cold fries is always a tth, imo.  ymmv
12.7657POBOX::BATTISGR8D8B8Fri Sep 08 1995 18:102
    
    bold ties are always a thing to hate
12.7658GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed Lady...Fri Sep 08 1995 18:106
    
    actually, i believe the catfish was baqed...the outside of it wasn't
    crispy...short of like shaqe-n-baqed...edible...but i have had
    better...
                                           
    
12.7659PATE::CLAPPFri Sep 08 1995 18:508
    
    re: Note 12.7658 by GAVEL::JANDROW 
    
    >> short of like shaqe-n-baqed...edible...but i have had
       
    isn't shaqe-n-baqed a basketball player for Orlando?
    
    
12.7660POWDML::HANGGELIPetite Chambre des MauditesFri Sep 08 1995 19:2311
    
    Went to one of our unused offices to move the PC from there into an office 
    I'm preparing for someone who's starting Monday morning.
    
    PC is gone.
    
    NOW what?  Give him a VT100?
    
    {argh}
    
    
12.7661GOOEY::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Fri Sep 08 1995 19:426
    
    
    	Seems to be the thing 'round here Deb.  I had a PC disappear
    	as well.  We were going to give it to the Wellness Center.
    
    	
12.7662BIGQ::SILVADiabloFri Sep 08 1995 19:4910
| <<< Note 12.7647 by GOOEY::JUDY "That's *Ms. Bitch* to you!" >>>



| TTHT the number of dead animals in/on the side of the road as of late...... 


	My friend added to that number today. He did try to avoid hitting it
though.... :-(

12.7663BUSY::SLABOUNTYHoly rusted metal, Batman!Fri Sep 08 1995 19:588
    
    	I never try to hit animals ... in fact, if I'm alone on the road
    	I'll stop and let them go by.  If not alone, I'll swerve as far
    	as I can.
    
    	But I have vaporized a couple birds in the last 12 years, sorry
    	to say.
    
12.7664:)SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Fri Sep 08 1995 20:306
    
    <-------
    
    Doughnut breath will do that to them....
    
    
12.7665CSC32::M_EVANSnothing's going to bring him backFri Sep 08 1995 20:5220
    TTHT
    
    Mail forwarded to me from a friend regarding a product we are both
    supposed to support.  
    
    "No! You can't have a box!"  Never mind the fact that there is next to
    no training on it, it's configuration and troubleshooting are not
    obbvious, and that this is going to generate many engineering
    escalations which could be avoided if we had something to configure and
    test here.  Forget the fact that you put sophisticated software in a
    box priced at a level where people without a clue will be attempting
    the configuration of same.  Forget the number of calls this POS is
    going to generate because it doesn't pass selftest until it is
    configured.
     
    Without the box, and with the considerable lack of training on same, I
    guess that particular product support manager had best plan on fielding
    a lot of calls, and IPMT servers better get more capacity.
    
    meg
12.7666Unreplyable EMail from Covington...DRDAN::KALIKOWDIGITAL=DEC: ReClaim TheName&amp;Glory!Sun Sep 10 1995 16:497
    Hey Jimbo, I'm back from vacation, is all.  Whyncha upgrade your EMail
    or at least your ELF entry to point at a real person?  Sheesh...
    
    Likely to be very very busy for awhile yet.
    
    |-{:-)
    
12.7667Not me!! :-)MPGS::MARKEYMercenary geeks rool!Sun Sep 10 1995 21:134
    
    Quiet day. Harumph. Some people must have lives... :-)
    
    -b
12.7668SUBPAC::SADINfrankly scallop, I don't give a clam!Sun Sep 10 1995 21:279
    
    
    	wot, you have spare time and you're not at the range????!? wot's
    wrong with you....???
    
    
    :)
    
    
12.7669I wish I wuz at the rangeMPGS::MARKEYMercenary geeks rool!Sun Sep 10 1995 21:434
    
    Spare time Binky? I'ze workin'...
    
    -b
12.7670DRDAN::KALIKOWDIGITAL=DEC: ReClaim TheName&amp;Glory!Sun Sep 10 1995 22:112
    And, artfully, so as not to be too blatant about it, snarfing too...
    
12.7671SUBPAC::SADINfrankly scallop, I don't give a clam!Sun Sep 10 1995 22:178
    
    
    	
>    Spare time Binky? I'ze workin'...
    
    	Binky? :)
    
    
12.7672POWDML::HANGGELIPetite Chambre des MauditesSun Sep 10 1995 22:3410
    
    Showing up at rehearsal on time; after sitting patiently for 15 minutes
    the music director tells me he has to change the schedule because the
    choreographer isn't showing up for another hour and a half.  He says he
    found out last night; his wife (sneakily asked) said he knew Thursday;
    in either case, why wasn't I called?
    
    What a waste of my time 8^p.
    
    
12.7673SUBPAC::SADINfrankly scallop, I don't give a clam!Sun Sep 10 1995 22:377
    
    
    	re: .7672
    
    	bummer....
    
    
12.7674BIGQ::SILVADiabloSun Sep 10 1995 23:133

	I can see why you didn't want this part......
12.7675POWDML::HANGGELIPetite Chambre des MauditesMon Sep 11 1995 02:117
    
    Your sympathy is much appreciated 8^).
    
    Happily, tonight's rehearsal started right on time.  Now if they'd only
    provide a schedule so I don't have to ask every night when I'm due
    to show up again...
    
12.7676Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnMon Sep 11 1995 02:374
    .7645 - Glen
    
    Up their noses.... down the throats.... Did you think I meant something
    rude ?!! :*) not me...
12.7677Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnMon Sep 11 1995 07:1510
>    > No, but I'm going to see if it can survive a boot in the speaker soon!
>    
>    eeerrrr....unless the construction workers down there are VERY
>    DIFFERENT then the ones up here, I'd STRONGLY suggest you not do that. 
>    You may not like what might happen next.  Do you have ANY IDEA just how
>    much pain can be inflicted on a human being with say.... a cordless
>    drill?
    
    ahhhh yes, but you should see what I can do to bricks with my fist! :*)
    
12.7678WMOIS::GIROUARD_CMon Sep 11 1995 10:307
    the Mt Washington bike race was canceled. temp was around 30 degrees
    and 65mph winds at the top. 2 years in a row now.
    
    really great. i got another $130.00 T-shirt and gotta wait until next
    IF i take the chance again...
    
    grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..................
12.7679WAHOO::LEVESQUEthe heat is onMon Sep 11 1995 11:404
    waking up saturday morning (the day I was supposed to be able to sleep
    in) to the smoke alarms at 05:50. The furnace apparently had never been
    burned in, so we had a tiny bit of smoke and extremely sensitive smoke
    detectors. 4 minutes for the fire fighters to arrive.
12.7680DEVLPR::DKILLORANDanimalMon Sep 11 1995 12:1218
    
    > I never try to hit animals ... in fact, if I'm alone on the road

    The only animal I've ever tried to hit was this big ol' wharf rat I saw
    down on the Beverly docks one night.  This thing was the size of a
    medium sized dog.  Biggest rat (four legged) I've ever seen!  Missed
    him though... :-(

    > ahhhh yes, but you should see what I can do to bricks with my fist! :*)

    yes, but generally speaking, bricks:
        a) don't gang up on you and 
        b) don't hit first.

    TTHLW - 
     Fiberglas insulation.... I hate that pink crap.  It doesn't matter what 
    you wear, the stuff somehow works its way into EVERYTHING!

12.7681SPSEG::COVINGTONThere is chaos under the heavens...Mon Sep 11 1995 12:143
    .7678
    
    What, no money back?
12.7682WAHOO::LEVESQUEthe heat is onMon Sep 11 1995 12:2816
    > Fiberglas insulation.... I hate that pink crap.  It doesn't matter what
    >you wear, the stuff somehow works its way into EVERYTHING!
    
     Yeah, and cutting it makes it worse. itchy itchy itchy
    
     TTHTWE:
    
     It took until after 1 pm on friday to get my stupid car fixed (again.)
    Grrr.
    
     Spreading 20 of 24 yards of loam by hand before someone came by and
    said "Why do it by hand? We can use the Kubota!"
    
     TTHT:
    
     Someone being a big baby about a minor issue.
12.7683NETCAD::WOODFORDWhere do I begin?....etc.Mon Sep 11 1995 13:337
    
    
    I'm not being a baby.  I was merely stating a fact.
    
    
    
    
12.7684MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Mon Sep 11 1995 13:337
re: Doctah

> 4 minutes for the fire fighters to arrive.

Well, at least that's good to know. The motto of the Mont Vernon
Fire Department seems to be "We haven't lost a basement yet."

12.7685WAHOO::LEVESQUEthe heat is onMon Sep 11 1995 13:367
    re: Terrie
    
     Who said I was talking about you? Guilty conscience?
    
    >"We haven't lost a basement yet."
    
     Or a chimney. :-)
12.7686COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertMon Sep 11 1995 13:457
Finding out how badly St. Barths (a French overseas _department_ [not a
territory] near St. Martin) was damaged by Luis.  The hotel I usually stay
at up on a hillside is ok, but all of the hotels near the beaches (and the
homes near the water) are completely destroyed.  The water desalinization
plant was swept away, and 20% of the homes lost their roofs.

/john
12.7687BUSY::SLABOUNTYHoly rusted metal, Batman!Mon Sep 11 1995 14:376
    
    	Monica Seles lost the women's singles final in the US Open.
    
    	Red Sox have lost 3 straight to the Yankees.  Is this the late-
    	season slide we've all been waiting for?
    
12.7688SMURF::MSCANLONalliaskofmyselfisthatiholdtogetherMon Sep 11 1995 14:4314
    Why oh why oh why do I buy bulbs?  Every year, lured by the
    pictures of lush flora (which will, buy the way, never grace
    my yard), I purchase these little gems and faithfully plant
    them, only to have a few scraggly greens and some lackluster
    flowers appear.  Now my squirrels, on the other hand, are a different
    story.  Healthy, bright eyed, active, long bushy tails, and
    extremely well fed.  Yes sir, squirrels thrive on holland bulbs.
    
    This year is different.  This year I've prepared the soil,
    bribed the squirrels with their own corn feeder and purchased
    hardware cloth to discourage the equally healthy mole.  This
    year I'm ready.  
    
    400+ bulbs.  I'm a nut......
12.7689WAHOO::LEVESQUEsunlight held together by waterMon Sep 11 1995 14:541
    TTHT: Andre losing in the final. Monica losing in the final.
12.7690SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Mon Sep 11 1995 14:554
    
    Are you a nut? Have a squirrel take a "byte" and see!!! :) :)
    
    How much did you pay for the 400??
12.7691SMURF::MSCANLONalliaskofmyselfisthatiholdtogetherMon Sep 11 1995 15:018
    re: .7690
    
    Right now I'm in about $100.  If they do come up faithfully
    and propagate, my spring planting work gets reduced somewhat,
    which is what I'm hoping for.  Also, as I have woods and 
    a small wetland in the backyard (well, it's not a wetland
    right now, but it usually it),  I get my best variety of
    shade loving plants out of bulbs as well.
12.7692HANNAH::MODICAJourneyman NoterMon Sep 11 1995 15:138
    
    Re: bulbs...
    
    Skip the bone meal if you were planning on using it.
    Animals sniff it out and dig up and eat the bulbs.
    At least that's what happened to me.
    
    						Hank
12.7693GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed Lady...Mon Sep 11 1995 15:565
    
    coming in late this morning and then finding out the secretary who was
    on std passed away last nite (lung cancer).
    
    
12.7694POLAR::RICHARDSONDarwinian TrilateralismMon Sep 11 1995 15:581
    How awful. 8^/
12.7695CSLALL::HENDERSONI'd rather have JesusMon Sep 11 1995 16:024


 #1 son finally hits the newspaper.
12.7696PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BMon Sep 11 1995 16:075
>> #1 son finally hits the newspaper.

	the trick is laying it down over a fairly large area.

12.7697BUSY::SLABOUNTYHoly rusted metal, Batman!Mon Sep 11 1995 16:1412
    
    	RE: .7695
    
    	Congratulations!!
    
    	Oh, Jim ... oops.  8^)
    
    
    	RE: Lady Di
    
    	Waaahahaha!!
    
12.7698CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenMon Sep 11 1995 16:334
    I know what Di said wasn't necessarily funny for you Jim but I just 
    cannot stop laughing!  Omigawsh!  
    
    Ahem, sorry your son's fame is of the wrong variety Jim.   
12.7699DV, DWI?WAHOO::LEVESQUEsunlight held together by waterMon Sep 11 1995 17:221
    What was the latest infraction, Jim?
12.7700CNTROL::JENNISONRevive us, Oh LordMon Sep 11 1995 17:3313
	TTHTWE:

	Bringing my 3 year old to the Emergency room on Saturday
	night, and finding out she suffered a concussion from a fall
	12 hours earlier.  She said her stomach hurt, so we just thought
	she had the stomach bug that's been going around.  When we
	noticed her swollen jaw, we took her to Emergency.

	She and Daddy spent the night.  She's doing much better today,	
	but I hope it's at least another 3 years before we do that again.

	Karen
12.7701GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA memberMon Sep 11 1995 18:277
    
    
    Late night trips to the ER with the nippers are no fun at all, I've had
    a few (2 of the nippers are asthmatics).  Glad she's okay.
    
    
    Mike 
12.7702CSLALL::HENDERSONI'd rather have JesusMon Sep 11 1995 20:3014



>    I know what Di said wasn't necessarily funny for you Jim but I just 
>    cannot stop laughing!  Omigawsh!  
 

  Hey, I got a pretty good chuckle out of it...


   
  
 Jim
12.7703SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Mon Sep 11 1995 20:327
    
    
    Which makes you a much better man than most, Jim...
    
    
    Hope the "hard knocks" road will help to straighten him out some...
    
12.7704CSLALL::HENDERSONI'd rather have JesusMon Sep 11 1995 20:328

>                                 -< DV, DWI? >-

>    What was the latest infraction, Jim?


  Considerably more serious.
12.7705CSLALL::HENDERSONI'd rather have JesusMon Sep 11 1995 20:337

 .7700


 Karen, did the ER put you through the "this could be child abuse" line of
 questioning?
12.7706Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnTue Sep 12 1995 02:2310
>    > ahhhh yes, but you should see what I can do to bricks with my fist! :*)
>
>    yes, but generally speaking, bricks:
>        a) don't gang up on you and 
>        b) don't hit first.
    
    a) Paaa just means it'll take longer
    b) neither do people 
    
    {heehee} :*)
12.7707"last nite momma calld me a retch..."AIMHI::MARTINactually Rob Cashmon, NHPM::CASHMONTue Sep 12 1995 11:5716
                                         
    TTHT:
    
    I am very appreciative of the role of a high protein, low-carb diet
    in shedding excess bodyfat.  However, I hate the effects it has on
    brain chemistry, and the ability to use said brain.  In other 
    words, everything I write is starting to look like something out
    of "Flowers for Algernon," or Richard Matheson's "Born of Man and
    Woman."
    
    Oh well, no free lunch, I guess.
    
    
    
    Rob
     
12.7708DRDAN::KALIKOWDIGITAL=DEC: ReClaim TheName&amp;Glory!Tue Sep 12 1995 12:1417
    I had this terrible dream last nite.  I was attendin' a 'BoxBash and
    allovasudden I noticed that people were mistakin me fer the OTHER Dan K.
    
    It was AWFUL!  
    
    Then I shifted around in my sleep and my head musta come outten under
    the pillow.  Oxygen rushed to my brain.  My missing 150 IQ points came
    with it.  
    
    It was GREAT!  
    
    You wouldn't believe how much more fun I had after that!!
    
    :-)
    
    |-{:-)
    
12.7709MPGS::MARKEYMercenary geeks rool!Tue Sep 12 1995 14:595
    
    Yeah, but, did you at least suck up to the box babes while
    you wuz under? :-)
    
    -b
12.7710WMOIS::GIROUARD_CTue Sep 12 1995 16:141
    diets suk... get some exercise.
12.7711BIGQ::SILVADiabloTue Sep 12 1995 16:304

	For the past 2 days I feel like I am going to puke after I eat
something. This is not good. I guess I start my diet early. :-)
12.7712MAIL2::CRANETue Sep 12 1995 16:452
    .7711
    Could be class "B" poisoning?
12.7713POLAR::RICHARDSONDarwinian TrilateralismTue Sep 12 1995 16:461
    Glen, you been drinking Bud again?
12.7714BIGQ::SILVADiabloTue Sep 12 1995 16:505

| Could be class "B" poisoning?

	Wassat? 
12.7715NETCAD::WOODFORDFoundThatBoxOfPitsYouLost...Tue Sep 12 1995 16:5114
    
    
    Glen,  I hope you feel better soon.
    
    
    TTHT: My two hour drive to ZKO this morning, and knowing that it's
    going to take me that long to get home again when I leave here tonight.
    :*(  And the same scenario for tomorrow and thursday. :(
    
    
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.7716BIGQ::SILVADiabloTue Sep 12 1995 16:5110
| <<< Note 12.7713 by POLAR::RICHARDSON "Darwinian Trilateralism" >>>

| Glen, you been drinking Bud again?


	If class B poisoning has to do with Bud, then I'm safe. I wouldn't
drink that crap if I was paid! 


Glen
12.7717GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed Lady...Tue Sep 12 1995 16:537
    ter, maybe it would have been worth shacking up in a cheap motel in the
    area to avoid the aggrivation...or makin' nice with one of the nude
    hampster residents for a stay on their couch... :> :>
    
    drive carefully...
    
    
12.7718Arrrgggghhhhh ....BRITE::FYFETue Sep 12 1995 17:545
realizing that I'm in a particularly foul mood today and should refrain
from writing notes until such a mood has past ...  :-(

Doug.
12.7719POLAR::RICHARDSONDarwinian TrilateralismTue Sep 12 1995 17:581
    Doesn't stop other people from noting.
12.7720GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA memberTue Sep 12 1995 18:003
    
    Is it a full moon?  Glenn, you are tasked with going around to all the
    folks with your trusty pair of wild hair tweezers.
12.7721POLAR::RICHARDSONKiss my GAKTue Sep 12 1995 18:101
    eh?
12.7722GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERSuck my gakTue Sep 12 1995 18:131
    oh?
12.7724GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA fighting for our RIGHTSTue Sep 12 1995 18:293
    
    Aye, he is a good myn.
    
12.7725POLAR::RICHARDSONKiss my GAKTue Sep 12 1995 20:053
    Gee thanks!
    
    8^}
12.7726MKOTS3::JMARTINI press on toward the goalTue Sep 12 1995 21:106
    I SOLD MY HOUSE LAST MONTH...
    
    
    
    Closing date is Sept. 29th and we don't have a place to go.  Three
    children give land lords/ladies the willies.
12.7727SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Tue Sep 12 1995 21:133
    
    Has it lowered your self-esteem???
    
12.7728POWDML::HANGGELIPetite Chambre des MauditesTue Sep 12 1995 21:176
    
    >Three children give land lords/ladies the willies.
    
    Can you prove that?  Any numbers?
    
    
12.7729BIGQ::SILVADiabloTue Sep 12 1995 21:204


	Jack, what was the original plan?
12.7730POLAR::RICHARDSONKiss my GAKTue Sep 12 1995 21:244
    That Adam and Eve not eat the fruit of the tree of knowledge of
    good and evil.

    nnttm
12.7731BUSY::SLABOUNTYHoly rusted metal, Batman!Tue Sep 12 1995 21:253
    
    	How often did that happen??
    
12.7732TROOA::COLLINSEvery now and then it's gotta rain.Tue Sep 12 1995 21:263
    
    Any numbers?
    
12.7733POLAR::RICHARDSONKiss my GAKTue Sep 12 1995 21:271
    It happened 0 times apparently.
12.7734GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed Lady...Tue Sep 12 1995 21:379
    
    bummer jack...i'd take y'all in, but i have cable and the kiddies might
    be tempted to watch it... %^>
    
    
    seriously, tho....hope you guys find something and soon! 
    
    
    
12.7735MPGS::MARKEYMercenary geeks rool!Tue Sep 12 1995 21:4711
        >Closing date is Sept. 29th and we don't have a place to go.  Three
    >children give land lords/ladies the willies.

    Jack,

    Where are you located and how far are you willing to travel?

    I don't know of anything available, but I'm willing to help
    you look...

    -b
12.7736Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnWed Sep 13 1995 02:046
    TTHT - Suffering from midweekitis. Today is dragging badly..
    
    Also, managed to increase my running distance last night by quite a
    bit. This has caused some aches and pains in my legs today. It's a
    TTH because if I can't run the same distance tonight I'm gonna be
    upset !!
12.7737You have to use all the tools you've gotAIMHI::MARTINactually Rob Cashmon, NHPM::CASHMONWed Sep 13 1995 05:1518
    
    re .7710, Chip
    
    Believe me, getting some exercise is not a concern.  I'm a competitive
    bodybuilder getting ready for a show at the end of October.  I lift
    heavy weights and do between 1.5-2 hours of aerobic activity per day.
    There is only so much exercise one can do, however, before overtraining
    and falling into a catabolic state.  A diet is a necessary complement
    to the training, and if done correctly, should work in synergy with
    the training to provide a much greater effect than either process 
    could achieve separately.
    
    Only seven weeks to go...
    
    
    
    Rob
    
12.7738Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnWed Sep 13 1995 06:081
    Do you shave your legs ?
12.7739WMOIS::GIROUARD_CWed Sep 13 1995 10:035
    Good luck Rob (and i knew all that, thanks...). 
    
    i was referring to the population that diets (only) and simply can't
    understand why it a) doesn't work  b) the weight comes back  c) feel
    crappy during the diet (exercise)... :-)
12.7740WMOIS::GIROUARD_CWed Sep 13 1995 10:043
    i shave my legs! any serious cyclist would never have furry gams...
    
    anybody got a problem with that? :-)
12.7741And Martin -- yes.AIMHI::MARTINactually Rob Cashmon, NHPM::CASHMONWed Sep 13 1995 11:3117
    
    Martin,
    
    Is this some kind of Australian/English pick-up line?  ;-)
    
    
    
    Chip,
    
    Thanks.  FWIW, I agree with you that if someone does not exercise,
    diets are ultimately counterproductive, due to the metabolism
    shutting down.
    
    
    
    Rob
    
12.7742POLAR::RICHARDSONKiss my GAKWed Sep 13 1995 13:441
    I'd have a problem shaving my legs all the time. 8^p
12.7743PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Sep 13 1995 13:492
  .7742  yeah and anyways - eeeeuw.
12.7744BIGQ::SILVADiabloWed Sep 13 1995 14:197
| <<< Note 12.7740 by WMOIS::GIROUARD_C >>>

| i shave my legs! any serious cyclist would never have furry gams...
| anybody got a problem with that? :-)

	Not me, Chip! Nosiree..... ;-) Btw... I know people who aren't cyclists
who shave their legs..... maybe they're ex-cyclists or cyclists wannabes!
12.7745TROOA::COLLINSEvery now and then it's gotta rain.Wed Sep 13 1995 15:206
    
    "Take a look at these hands..."
    
    All chapped and raw and cut-up from tracing and pulling old cables
    under the computer room floor.
    
12.7747TROOA::COLLINSEvery now and then it's gotta rain.Wed Sep 13 1995 15:223
    
    From the little tube, or do they have another type of packaging?
    
12.7748BUSY::SLABOUNTYHoly rusted metal, Batman!Wed Sep 13 1995 15:2413
    
    	Monay night, my sister and I played tennis for the 1st time this
    	year.  Went to the courts to whack some balls around and ended
    	up right beside a couple friends of mine, who asked us if we were
    	interested in a doubles match.  So we said yes.
    
    	It was over in 2 sets, and we lost 6-4 and 6-2.
    
    	The "thing to hate" isn't that we lost ... I thought we did OK
    	for the 1st match of the season.  What really got me was last
    	night when my body finally realized what I had done to it the
    	day before ... I was aching all over.
    
12.7749CHEFS::COOKSHalf Man,Half BiscuitWed Sep 13 1995 16:1515
    Reading 0 Grimsby Town 2
    
    Good grief. The embarrassment of losing at home to the most unfashionable 
    club in the league (apart from Reading of course) is just too much. 
    
    Our new goalkeeper is an absolute clown. Though we will be getting the
    Bulgarian International shortly - the one who played in the semi-finals
    of the World Cup last year.
    
    The only highlights was a chorus of "you only sing when you`re fishing"
    and counting 54 Grimsby fans on the away terrace.
    
    
    
    
12.7750POWDML::HANGGELIPetite Chambre des MauditesWed Sep 13 1995 18:023
    
    This place is effing FREEZING each and every day of the week.
    
12.7751WMOIS::GIROUARD_CWed Sep 13 1995 18:074
    hey, a lot of pro-footballers shave their legs because that have to
    tape 'em up. 
    
    what's this eeuwwwww all about. i find my legs very attractive :-)
12.7752POWDML::HANGGELIPetite Chambre des MauditesWed Sep 13 1995 18:123
    
    I personally find male furriness extremely attractive.
    
12.7753PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Sep 13 1995 18:148
    
>>    what's this eeuwwwww all about. i find my legs very attractive :-)

	i'm sure they are.  i like hair on men's legs though.  oh yes.
	not the gorilla-esque kind, but regular old hair.  something
	about smooth legs on men - i don't know - it's just....
	eeeeuw.

12.7754WAHOO::LEVESQUEsunlight held together by waterWed Sep 13 1995 18:143
    >This place is effing FREEZING each and every day of the week.
    
     I'll trade offices. This place a friggin' oven.
12.7755WMOIS::GIROUARD_CWed Sep 13 1995 18:172
    i have a decent sweater on my chest... :-) legs too when i don't shave
    during the winter.
12.7756WAHOO::LEVESQUEsunlight held together by waterWed Sep 13 1995 18:209
    >i have a decent sweater on my chest... :-)
    
     mo'hair? 8^)  Yeah, what about your back? Hmmmm? Izzit hairy as well?
    
     (My six year old and I are walking down the beach, and we come across
    the missing link, and she says "daddy, did you see that hairy guy?"
    You've heard of the refrigerator? This guy's a walk in freezer. I try
    to quietly shush her. "DADDY, DID YOU SEE THAT GUY? HE'S REALLY HAIRY."
    A thousand deaths, I tell you.
12.7757MPGS::MARKEYMercenary geeks rool!Wed Sep 13 1995 18:245
    
    If I shaved the hairiest part of my body (not including the
    top of my head), I'd probably clog the bidet. :-) :-)

    -b
12.7758WAHOO::LEVESQUEsunlight held together by waterWed Sep 13 1995 18:251
    that's one hairy arse!
12.7759PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Sep 13 1995 18:273
	hairy backs... eesh. 
  
12.7760MPGS::MARKEYMercenary geeks rool!Wed Sep 13 1995 18:3010
    
    Oh, it's a treat I tell you...

    her: "Do you have a hairy chest?"

    me: "No, not at all, but I do have a hairy... well, think SOUTH!"

    her: "Oh, well then. Do you know anyone who has a hairy chest?"

    -b
12.7761POWDML::HANGGELIPetite Chambre des MauditesWed Sep 13 1995 18:414
    
    Bri, are you talking about your penis AGAIN?
    
    
12.7762MPGS::MARKEYMercenary geeks rool!Wed Sep 13 1995 18:425
    
    No my dear. I'm talking about where no penis has ever been.
    Or sunshine for that matter.
    
    -b
12.7763{blink,blink}POWDML::CKELLYThe Proverbial Bad PennyWed Sep 13 1995 18:421
    How does he find it, hidden away in all that hair?
12.7764GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed Lady...Wed Sep 13 1995 19:478
    re: shaven legs...  a old friend of mine is big into cycling.  when he
    came up north for training, i asked him if i could feel his
    legs...kinda neat (no pun intended), but i do like a bit more hair on
    my man's legs...
    
    ttht (or any day, for that matter): funerals and now i have a headache.
    
    
12.7765GOOEY::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Wed Sep 13 1995 19:494
    
    
    	Gee guys, thanks for the visual!  :/
    
12.7766GOOEY::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Wed Sep 13 1995 20:174
    
    
    	TTH  for the next 6 weeks.......  Economics.   yecch!
    
12.7767SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Wed Sep 13 1995 20:246
    
    
    School or personal??
    
    :)
    
12.7768GOOEY::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Wed Sep 13 1995 20:345
    
    
    	Well, both.....  but at this moment......  school.  I
    	can't believe people actually enjoy this stuff....
    
12.7770Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnThu Sep 14 1995 01:444
    Well you shouldn't shave your legs it's... well it's.... it's just
    naughty. Now don't do it again!! 
    
    And glen.. stop drooling ! :*)
12.7771GIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Thu Sep 14 1995 01:494
Wax 'em!


\C
12.7772Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnThu Sep 14 1995 01:5113
    TTH last night - I am all ready to try for the big 1 hour run, all
    syked(sp?) up and ready to go. I do the usual stretches etc and off I
    go. Feeling great, a little tinge in the right ankle, but that was
    expected after the previous days running. I leave the house and I'm
    loving every minute of it. I get 15 minutes into the run and still 
    feel like I could run forever, then after twenty minutes I start
    getting a cramp in my stomach, I couldn't figure out where it came from
    and then it dawned on me, I was in serious need of the bathroom (it's
    funny now but it wasn't then :*) I have to stop dead in my tracks and 
    am looking for some nice public lav, there's nothing in-sight. So I 
    have to walk home, feeling very ill and very po'd.
    
    Nevermind, today is another day, and tonight I shall conquer!!
12.7773TROOA::BUTKOVICHblink and I'm goneThu Sep 14 1995 02:431
    Martin - weren't you ever taught to go *before* you leave the house?
12.7774POLAR::RICHARDSONKiss my GAKThu Sep 14 1995 02:451
    If he went before he left, he'd never be there to leave now would he?
12.7775Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnThu Sep 14 1995 02:483
    My brain just went gaa-gaa :*) :*) :*) 
    
    And Chele, don't encourage 'em ! :*)
12.7776GIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Thu Sep 14 1995 02:576
If you *really* want to be sure, you could always try a catheter, then you'd 
always have the problem "in the bag".

\C


12.7777Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnThu Sep 14 1995 02:591
    oooooooooooooooooooooooooh snarf!?!
12.7778COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertThu Sep 14 1995 03:368
Which reminds me of the fashion-conscious woman who refused to have the
life-saving colostomy.



Because should couldn't find even one pair of shoes to match the bag.


12.7779You never see a smiling runnerMOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Thu Sep 14 1995 03:424
re: Martin

Simply more evidence that this running stuff is more trouble than it's worth.

12.7780GIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Thu Sep 14 1995 03:4810
re <<< Note 12.7779 by MOLAR::DELBALSO "I (spade) my (dogface)" >>>
-< You never see a smiling runner >-


Jack, I worked out why that is!  They're afraid they'll get bugs in their 
teeth!


Chele

12.7781Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnThu Sep 14 1995 04:004
    <-- uh-huh that's what it is..promise !!! :*)
    
    I do enjoy running. I don't usually smile when doing it though (running
    I mean). However, afterwards it feels great.
12.7782GIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Thu Sep 14 1995 04:064
If you just bashed your head against a brick wall, would it feel great then 
too?   It could be a great substitute - with less sweat!

\C
12.7783Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnThu Sep 14 1995 04:221
    I'm not really into bashing my head against solid surfaces.
12.7784Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnThu Sep 14 1995 06:429
    TTHT - The wonderful banks went and screwed everything up! The bloody
    payroll system thing failed and hence I have no money. That now means 
    I have to mess about tomorrow trying to get to the back at some point
    during the day to withdraw money from another account. It also means
    I have had to cancel all my regular direct debits and the cheques that
    I have sent out for various things.
    
    Oh well it's all done now and it looks like I will be able to get to a
    bank just in time tomorrow afternoon.
12.7785WMOIS::GIROUARD_CThu Sep 14 1995 10:077
    sorry doctah, you didn't find the missing link here. no wooly back
    on me...
    
    i have a funny ancestry... father 100% canadian mother european spanish
    (have relatives in spain still). hair is dirty blond on the top (head)
    but when you get to the side burns they turn black (well they used to
    be all balck before the gray and white set in)  :-)
12.7786CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenThu Sep 14 1995 12:143
    RE: syked
    
    It is spelled si'k'd as in si'kick friends.  Please, thank Nasser.
12.7787WAHOO::LEVESQUEsunlight held together by waterThu Sep 14 1995 12:3113
    "The test I am writing for you doesn't work. I'll FAX what's happening
    to you."
    
    (I get the FAX.) It's a FAX of his code. He wants me to debug _his_
    code, that _I_ am paying _him_ to do! After having me resend all the
    information he needs to write the test in the first place because he
    lost the first two copies.
    
    My reply was "Don't ask me to debug your code. Plot the waveforms you
    are providing to the chips and if they are different than the ones I
    sent you to use, then make them the same. If you don't get the right
    stuff out then, send me the waveforms." We already know the board
    works. Get a clue.
12.7788CHEFS::COOKSHalf Man,Half BiscuitThu Sep 14 1995 16:537
    Wimmin who can`t make their mind up.
    
    A simple yes or no would do. Why all this "ooh,i`ll have to check my
    diary,ooh i`ll let you know,yes I think so. Oh,maybe not".
    
    good grief.
    
12.7789BUSY::SLABOUNTYHoly rusted metal, Batman!Thu Sep 14 1995 17:033
    
    	Take a hint, Stu.
    
12.7790WAHOO::LEVESQUEsunlight held together by waterThu Sep 14 1995 17:485
    re: Stu
    
     Translation: going out with you is better than sitting home alone,
    rearranging the sock drawer, but I don't want to commit to going out
    with you in case something better comes along.
12.7791POWDML::HANGGELIPetite Chambre des MauditesThu Sep 14 1995 18:178
    
    Translation:
    
    I have to check my calendar to make sure I don't already have something
    scheduled, because I can't remember.
    
    I say it all the time, and it means exactly what I say, no more and no
    less.  
12.7792POLAR::RICHARDSONKiss my GAKThu Sep 14 1995 18:231
    That's because you have an organized unusual other stuff drawer.
12.7793BUSY::SLABOUNTYHoly rusted metal, Batman!Thu Sep 14 1995 18:254
    
    	So if you thought the guy was scum, and would never go out with
    	him in a million years, would your response be the same?
    
12.7794TROOA::COLLINSThere he was...GONE!Thu Sep 14 1995 18:315
    
    A pain, just below the belt, on my right side.
    
    Indigestion?  Appendix?  Ulcer?  Liver?
    
12.7795MPGS::MARKEYMercenary geeks rool!Thu Sep 14 1995 18:314
    
    brain cloud.
    
    -b
12.7796POWDML::HANGGELIPetite Chambre des MauditesThu Sep 14 1995 18:322
    
    No, then I would say "I'm sorry, I can't, but thank you for asking".
12.7797POLAR::RICHARDSONGAK of all tradesThu Sep 14 1995 18:331
	Sounds like an anxiety attack John.
12.7798TROOA::COLLINSThere he was...GONE!Thu Sep 14 1995 18:343
    
    Anxiety?!?!  Oh, NO!!  WHAT DO I DO NOW?!?!?!?!
    
12.7799CSLALL::HENDERSONI'd rather have JesusThu Sep 14 1995 18:534


 Panic!
12.78008^)POWDML::HANGGELIPetite Chambre des MauditesThu Sep 14 1995 18:544
    
    Don't get married?
    
    
12.7801POLAR::RICHARDSONGAK of all tradesThu Sep 14 1995 18:551
    Breathe into a bag for a while.
12.7802SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Thu Sep 14 1995 18:595
    
    <------
    
    Two bagger??
    
12.7803%^<GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed Lady...Thu Sep 14 1995 20:585
    
    it's just been one of them days...
    
    
    
12.7804TROOA::BUTKOVICHblink and I'm goneThu Sep 14 1995 21:027
    dealing with banks or lawyers individually is headache inducing enough,
    but trying to deal with both simultaneously has produced a massive
    migraine.  Now I have to go home and do a couple of hours packing
    before heading to a late movie tonight and then worry about whether the
    bank will be responsible enough to get the mortgage money that they
    were supposed to send to my lawyer no later than today, to him by
    tomorrow!
12.7805Butch, the dog : Gone but not forgotten.SCAS01::GUINEO::MOOREHEY! All you mimes be quiet!Thu Sep 14 1995 21:197
    
    Having to put down my 12 1/2 year old German Shepherd today.  He's lost
    his ability to walk, he's deaf, and he has no bladder control left.
    
    He sure was a good dog, though. What a bummer...
    
    :'^ (
12.7806CSLALL::HENDERSONI'd rather have JesusThu Sep 14 1995 21:234


 :-(
12.7807POWDML::HANGGELIPetite Chambre des MauditesThu Sep 14 1995 21:244
    
    I'm so sorry 8^(.
    
    
12.7808BIGQ::SILVADiabloThu Sep 14 1995 21:343

	sorry about the dog. 
12.7809SMURF::MSCANLONalliaskofmyselfisthatiholdtogetherThu Sep 14 1995 21:373
    So sorry, losing a treasured pet is painful.
    
    
12.7810SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Thu Sep 14 1995 21:419
    
    
    Had to do that with my 15 year old cocker spaniel....
    
    It's not one of my favorite things to remember...
    
    
    At least you'll know they're no longer hurting....
    
12.7811CSLALL::HENDERSONI'd rather have JesusThu Sep 14 1995 21:4814



 I still miss my Great Dane and we had to put her down 13 years ago :-(


 Man, I hated that day..





 Jim
12.7812MPGS::MARKEYMercenary geeks rool!Thu Sep 14 1995 22:2327
    
    I was hired to set up a documentation system for another company
    (not digital). The system will consist mostly of "off-the-shelf"
    components. So...

    I sent an email message to key contacts at each of the potential
    suppliers, detailing the requirements. Several companies respond.
    One company (that shall remain nameless) supplies the software
    my client currently uses, but that product does not meet the
    requirements. However, they responded to the survey indicating
    that they have a product which _does_ meet the requirements, and
    that it is compatible with the product my client currently uses.
    This is good. I ask for product data. They send it. The product
    looks excellent. I'm all set to write the report recommending
    that we explore this product as a potential solution (that is,
    I was about to recommend that my client buy n licenses of the
    product for evaluation purposes.) So...

    I telephoned the software supplier and they told me "oh, that
    product is not available yet, we have no pricing information,
    we aren't accepting beta test sites and we think it will ship
    in Q4 of 1995 but we're not committing to that."

    So WHY THE BLOODY HELL didn't the person who responded to the
    survey tell me this? Huh?

    -b
12.7813POWDML::HANGGELIPetite Chambre des MauditesThu Sep 14 1995 22:4822
    
    Well, you see, only 50% of the people at that company are required to
    give you the correct information.  They're the ones who would actually 
    provide the product, so they HAVE to make sure their facts are correct.  
    The person who answered your survey is part of the other 50%, the half who 
    are allowed to let their disinformation fly around with impunity.  After 
    all, why try to control that disinformation when it's the other 50% of the 
    people at the company who have the ultimate responsibility for shipping 
    the product, and who have the most to lose by giving you bad info?
    
    
    
    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    
    {cough, cough}
    
    8^)
    
    
    
    
    Be that as it may, I'm sorry to hear about your frustration 8^/.
12.7814EVMS::MORONEYDANGER Do Not Walk on CeilingFri Sep 15 1995 00:138
re .7793:

Let's find out for sure:  "Mz. Deb, dinner and a movie?"

TTHT:

Possible near-repeat of .7484.
(why do some women go back to men like that?)
12.7815Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnFri Sep 15 1995 02:405
    TTHT - Knowing that I still have six weeks of having to put up with a
    certain misserable, unprofessional, uncooperative, haven't-got-a clue,
    get-a-life person for 8 hours of the day 5 days a week. 
    
    I wonder if that could mean it's a person at work  ! :*) 
12.7816GIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Fri Sep 15 1995 03:004
Pays aren't being released until Monday :^(
sob


12.7817WAHOO::LEVESQUEsunlight held together by waterFri Sep 15 1995 11:443
    >let their disinformation fly around with impunity.
    
     Now I understand: disinformation and sperm are equivalent. :-)
12.7818HANNAH::MODICAJourneyman NoterFri Sep 15 1995 11:4610
    
    Re: 7805 (sorry, don't know your 1st name)
    
    Real sorry to hear that. Been through it a couple of times
    so I know how you feel. Hope you have some pictures to remember
    Butch by.
    
    						Take care
    
    							Hank
12.7819GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed Lady...Fri Sep 15 1995 12:298
    i'm so sorry to hear about butch.  pets are such wonderful creatures,
    sometimes better than family...hope you have lots of good memories to
    get you through.
    
    
    *hugs*
    
    
12.7820SPEZKO::FRASERMobius Loop; see other sideFri Sep 15 1995 13:197
        Sorry to hear about the pup - been there myself a couple of times
        in the last year and it still hurts...
        
        Andy
            
    

12.7821exDASHER::RALSTONIdontlikeitsojuststopit!!Fri Sep 15 1995 13:542
    TTHT: Last night with my son before he returns to college. Won't see him 
    again until X-mas. I miss him already.  :(
12.7822MAIL2::CRANEFri Sep 15 1995 14:033
    Laying awake last night with the pictures of dead bodies in a fire
    scene presented to us in fire school. We need to know what to look for
    in a fire and where to look. Upsetting to say the least! 
12.7823GOOEY::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Fri Sep 15 1995 14:156
    
    
    	Having an allergy attack this morning that caused me to sneeze
    	so many times that I got a headache.  And I don't have any
    	pain killers to take to try and get rid of it!
    
12.7824SMURF::WALTERSFri Sep 15 1995 14:173
    Sorry about that J.
    
    Read Jack's notes.  Your head will be numb in no time.
12.7825GOOEY::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Fri Sep 15 1995 14:294
    
    
    	Thanks, I'll give that a try if I can't scrounge up any Advil.  =)
    
12.7826PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BFri Sep 15 1995 14:523
	i miss gerald.

12.7827MKOTS3::JMARTINI press on toward the goalFri Sep 15 1995 14:531
    i miss geratol
12.7828gerItolPOWDML::HANGGELIPetite Chambre des MauditesFri Sep 15 1995 15:422
    
    
12.7829GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed Lady...Fri Sep 15 1995 18:076
    tth:  sitting here at someone else's desk, covering the phones...nice
    window view...big white puffy clouds in the blue sky, sun shining...and
    to think, i could  have been that the department cook-out with the rest
    of them...
    
    
12.7830BUSY::SLABOUNTYHoly rusted metal, Batman!Fri Sep 15 1995 18:156
    
	>covering the phones...
    
    
    	Oh, they're finally painting your ceiling?
    
12.7831SCAS01::SODERSTROMBring on the CompetitionFri Sep 15 1995 18:454
    Looking at our legal system and thinking what a mess it's in.
    
    Also, ttht, thinking of Judge Ito's grip on the OJ trial; DISGUSTING!
    
12.7832GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed Lady...Fri Sep 15 1995 18:466
    
    oh yeah...finding out that i am going to be an aunt soon than i was
    originally told...any day now!!  i am not ready for this!!!!!!!!!
    
    
    
12.7833Am I going to die??!!DASHER::RALSTONIdontlikeitsojuststopit!!Fri Sep 15 1995 18:501
    AgggggGGGGGggggg, I just ate a blue M&M   {gak}
12.7834SCAS01::GUINEO::MOOREHEY! All you mimes be quiet!Fri Sep 15 1995 18:524
    
    Definition:
    
    Smurf Pellets - Blue M&Ms.
12.7835GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed Lady...Fri Sep 15 1995 19:164
    
    
    is it time to go home yet... %^/
    
12.7836BUSY::SLABOUNTYHoly rusted metal, Batman!Fri Sep 15 1995 19:579
    
    	I had a .COM file failing every day [error creating print queue],
    	so I sent it off to a guy in the CS/IS group to ask him what was
    	wrong with it.
    
    	[Sheepish grin]
    
    	I had SYS$PRINT set to NL: in my LOGIN.COM
    
12.7837BIGQ::SILVADiabloSat Sep 16 1995 02:3210

	Somebody up there likes me. A friend who had to take his rental car
back to the airport today (I was going to follow to bring him back) found out
he could drop the car off 5 minutes from my house, which would bypass the
friday rush at the airport. So from a 2 hour drive to a 10 minute one round
trip. I can live with that!


Glen
12.7838{heavy, weary sigh, shoulders slumped in defeat}TROOA::BUTKOVICHblink and I'm goneSat Sep 16 1995 03:3118
    My house didn't close today.... waaaahhhhhh!  Seems either my lawyer or
    the vendors lawyer screwed up (I'm pretty sure it was mine) and when
    the title search was done, somehow an old mortgage was not cleared. I
    didn't really understand the legal jargon but it mostly involved some
    papers that hadn't been issued.  I asked why this wasn't discovered
    until today and my lawyer immediately got defensive and started saying
    that "if he didn't have to spend so much time discussing money with my
    mortgage company, he'd be more able to take care of the small details"
    A-Hole!!!!  My father has used the same lawyer for the sale of his last
    three houses and has never had any problem.  I'm trying really hard not
    to blame this on the fact that I am a young (well sorta) single woman.
    Maybe I should have brought my Daddy with me?!?  Oh well, the guy has
    only screwed himself.  Not only will my Dad not use him for his next
    real estate deal, he has also lost any other legal business I may have
    given him. I even took today off as a vacation day and had planned to
    do the same next Mon-Wed but now I think I'll go to work on Monday
    instead of waiting around to hear the word that the keys are ready to
    be picked up. 
12.7839I hate it when things that never had to happen do anywayMOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Sat Sep 16 1995 03:418
That's a bummer, Chris.

Stinkin' lieyers (thanks, Dick), anyway.

Well, soon enough you'll be able to recleanse your lifestyle and
put major distances betwixt yourself and the lieyers.

 
12.7840NETCAD::WOODFORDFoundThatBoxOfPitsYouLost...Sat Sep 16 1995 11:5912
    
    
    Glen, I think your last note in here should have been in the TTLT
    topic???
    
    TTHT: I'm at work this morning, then I have to drive to Connecticut
    with my mother in law to go shopping.  I *HATE* shopping with her!!
    
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.7841NETCAD::WOODFORDFoundThatBoxOfPitsYouLost...Sat Sep 16 1995 12:009
    
    
    Another TTH:  While shopping, I have to buy new underthingies.
    I lost weight there too... :(
    
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.7842BIGQ::SILVADiabloSun Sep 17 1995 13:433

	Terrie, you are right.... sigh....
12.7843SUBPAC::SADINfrankly scallop, I don't give a clam!Mon Sep 18 1995 11:1514
    
    	re: terrie
    
    	yeah, that's a thing to hate today alright. :(
    
    	;*)
    
    	TtHLN:
    
    	smooshing a large skunk on the ride home last night.
    ewwwwww....{gag}
    
    
    	jim
12.7844STAR::MWOLINSKIuCoder sans FrontieresMon Sep 18 1995 12:597
    
    
      Not hearing from a friend who lives on St. Croix since the
    hurricane raised hell in the U.S.V.I.   
    
    
    -mike
12.7845NETCAD::WOODFORDFoundThatBoxOfPitsYouLost...Mon Sep 18 1995 13:1312
    
    
    TTH:  Drove to Maine at 10:00pm last night to be with a friend 
    who's daughter is in the hospital with spinal meningitis(sp?) and
    pneumonia.  She is two years old and in very serious condition. :(
    Stayed at the hospital with her till 4:00am, showered and changed,
    and drove here from there with no sleep.  
    
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.7847GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA fighting for our RIGHTSMon Sep 18 1995 15:265
    
    
    
    I heard about that.  Some real good candidates for the death penalty.
    
12.7848MPGS::MARKEYMercenary geeks rool!Mon Sep 18 1995 15:296
    
    That SUCKS. Sometimes, a big enough pile of feces collects
    to make another gang member, but it should never be mistaken
    for a human being.
    
    -b
12.7849MPGS::MARKEYMercenary geeks rool!Mon Sep 18 1995 16:166
    
    Workstation woes in Digital. I'll spare you the details. Suffice
    it to say, when it comes to getting its own equipment to work
    on its own projects, Digital leaves much to be desired.
    
    -b
12.7850PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BMon Sep 18 1995 16:464
  wading into a decforms .ifdl file cold turkey to make a change.
  sheesh - how unintuitive.

12.7851BUSY::SLABOUNTYHoly rusted metal, Batman!Mon Sep 18 1995 17:523
    
    	I have a cold.  It hit me Friday.
    
12.7852BUSY::SLABOUNTYHoly rusted metal, Batman!Mon Sep 18 1995 20:2914
    
    	I get a letter from The Bradford Exchange on Saturday.  They are
    	the ones who offer collectors' plates for all occasions/etc.  They
    	sent me back a check I had sent them in mid-July, wondering what
    	it was for.
    
    	I had filled out the order form, requesting 1 plate.  Then I saw
    	that they had a 2nd plate that my sister would also like [they
    	were both to be for her and her newborn], so I added that to the
    	order and made out a 2nd check for the difference.  Apparently
    	they only got the 1 check with no order form, and the customer
    	service representative I just talked to said that they have no
    	record of an outstanding order from me on their system.
    
12.7853BIGQ::SILVADiabloMon Sep 18 1995 21:024

	You might have found the cure for the common cold. Arrest the cold for
assualt. Colds can't legally hit you.
12.7854Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnTue Sep 19 1995 02:191
    Ban assault colds
12.7855GOOEY::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Tue Sep 19 1995 03:065
    
    
    	...coming home from class tonite to have one of my cats yak
    	all over the sofa.  blecch.
    
12.7856POLAR::RICHARDSONRogering and IPATue Sep 19 1995 03:091
    Euuuu, nothing worse than cat yak I bet.
12.7857MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Tue Sep 19 1995 03:102
Don't say you haven't been warned about cats, Judy....

12.7858GOOEY::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Tue Sep 19 1995 03:116
    
    
    	Oh I know all too well the wonderful presents cats can leave.
    	She's just never left it on the furniture before.
    
    
12.7859CSLALL::HENDERSONI'd rather have JesusTue Sep 19 1995 03:118


 Mine was kind enough to yak on the kitchen floor as I ate yesterday..



Jim
12.7860POLAR::RICHARDSONRogering and IPATue Sep 19 1995 03:142
    Well, yesterday my dog yakked a pile of butter on the carpet. Somebody
    left the dish practically under his nose.
12.7861MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Tue Sep 19 1995 03:164
> Somebody left the dish practically under his nose.

Man! Doncha just hate people like that?

12.7862POLAR::RICHARDSONRogering and IPATue Sep 19 1995 03:181
    Like drug pushers they are!
12.7863Icky Cherry Hill HiltonCOVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertTue Sep 19 1995 03:308
Icky keyboard on this laptop I borrowed.

Icky MS Windows.

Fortunately, I loaded VTSTAR onto the damn thing; at least I've got a
decent terminal emulator.

/john
12.7865DRDAN::KALIKOWDIGITAL=DEC: ReClaim TheName&amp;Glory!Tue Sep 19 1995 12:172
    ROTFL!!!
    
12.7867WAHOO::LEVESQUEsunlight held together by waterTue Sep 19 1995 12:191
    rolling on the floor, laughing
12.7868:')GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA fighting for our RIGHTSTue Sep 19 1995 12:1910
    
    Mr Topaz,
    
    So you have a bit of the stomach virus going around, eh?  Mend fast mon
    ami.
    
    Mike
    
    P.S.  I see that you've learned that the best way to clean it up is to
    let it harden and then it can usually be removed as one large chunk.
12.7869ACIS02::BATTISGR8D8B8Tue Sep 19 1995 12:444
    
    TTHY: Hearing of an ex-Deccie who passed away over the weekend, heart
    attack, and a current Deccie who suffered a mild heart attack last
    week. 
12.7870BUSY::SLABOUNTYHoly rusted metal, Batman!Tue Sep 19 1995 13:143
    
    	Is cat yak worse than yak yak?
    
12.7871POLAR::RICHARDSONRogering and IPATue Sep 19 1995 13:181
    I doubt it.
12.7872BIGQ::SILVADiabloTue Sep 19 1995 15:009


	Judy, good thing your cats haven't learned how to use the phone. Ya
don't want them yaking all day long while you're at work. Can you imagine what
your phone bills will be like? :-)


Glen
12.7873GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed Lady...Tue Sep 19 1995 15:0113
    TTH:  having to attend a meeting that has pretty much nothing to do
    with me and what i do for this company...and the only reason i attended
    was so that my boss wouldn't give me (another) talking-to as to why i
    have to go to these meetings....AND, since i decided to go, i
    remembered that the memo on the meeting said there would be coffee and
    pastries...fine with me, i just won't eat before i leave the
    house...well, there was coffee (rumor has it, tho, they forgot to rinse
    the pots before brewing) but no pastries...now, about 1/2 thru this
    meeting, small rumblings are happening in my corner of the room.  the
    get more frequent, but thankfully, not louder.  meeting ends, they roll
    out the pastries...too late, headache has already set in... ;<
    
    
12.7874PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BTue Sep 19 1995 15:022
 .7872  catcalls are pretty annoying, now that you mention it.
12.7875GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA fighting for our RIGHTSTue Sep 19 1995 15:068
    
    I know what you mean, MyLady.  Was driving home yestiday minding my own
    business, when I hear these wimminfolk screamin from the car next to
    me.  I look over and they is in a Z28 Camaro and they is lookin over at
    me and saying things and smilin.  I felt so cheap.......
    
    
    
12.7876DRDAN::KALIKOWDIGITAL=DEC: ReClaim TheName&amp;Glory!Tue Sep 19 1995 15:0710
    Chez Moi, the abbreviated reference which expands into the meme
    "Conspicous Consumption Item:  Totally Unnecessary & Foofy Thingamabob"
    is
    
    "Imported Yak Dung"
    
    Hope this saves you time in future.
    
    Especially, for you R&S fans, on Yak Shaving Day.
    
12.7877BUSY::SLABOUNTYHoly rusted metal, Batman!Tue Sep 19 1995 15:085
    
    	Maybe your hairpiece was crooked.
    
    	Or you had celery in your teeth.
    
12.7878BIGQ::SILVADiabloTue Sep 19 1995 15:094

	Mike, were they swooning?????  If so, I could see why you felt so
cheap! :-)
12.7879thrashingWAHOO::LEVESQUEsunlight held together by waterTue Sep 19 1995 15:181
    TTHT: rowing like hell, but only having one oar in the water.
12.7880GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA fighting for our RIGHTSTue Sep 19 1995 15:183
    
    
    Actually, I don't think they had their glasses on.....
12.788190 what?BIGQ::SILVADiabloTue Sep 19 1995 15:508
| <<< Note 12.7880 by GRANPA::MWANNEMACHER "NRA fighting for our RIGHTS" >>>



| Actually, I don't think they had their glasses on.....


	That's a given...... how old were they?
12.7882GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA fighting for our RIGHTSTue Sep 19 1995 16:573
    
    I didn't card them, Glen.  If I had to guess I'd say early 20's.
    
12.7883PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BTue Sep 19 1995 17:074
 .7882  they were probably impressed by that mature, worldly, knowing
	look on your face, your eyes still hinting at the youthful, impetuous
	exuberance and longing that smolders within.  or something along
        those lines.
12.7884GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA fighting for our RIGHTSTue Sep 19 1995 17:1210
    
    Either that or they were sayin, "Hey, look at this old fart trying to
    be a kid again, let's humor him".
    
    
    Although I have to confess, I like yours better.
    
    
    Mikey
    
12.7885POWDML::CKELLYThe Proverbial Bad PennyTue Sep 19 1995 17:151
    we all like Di's better, so to speak, or sumthin' like that :-)
12.7886CNTROL::JENNISONRevive us, Oh LordTue Sep 19 1995 17:1616
	TTHT:

	Reading this topic while eating my lunch.

	other TTHT:

	Trying to eat soup at my new "ergonimically-correct" desk, which
	is 24" from the floor.  Like I couldn't spill enough soup on
	myself when my desk was closer to my mouth...

	even more TTHT:

	Listening to my witty co-workers sing the "Lollipop Guild" song
	as each one discovers my "new" office.

12.7887POWDML::HANGGELIPetite Chambre des MauditesTue Sep 19 1995 17:188
    
    We represent the lollipop guild
    The lollipop guild
    The lollipop guild!
    And on behalf of the lollipop guilllllllllllllllllld
    We'd like to welcome you to Munchkinland!
    
    
12.7888WAHOO::LEVESQUEsunlight held together by waterTue Sep 19 1995 17:214
    >I didn't card them, Glen.  If I had to guess I'd say early 20's.
    
     Born in the early 20's? That'd put them in their 70's. Any teeth of
    their own?
12.7889PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BTue Sep 19 1995 17:215
  on behalf of?  i thought it was in the name of.  how could
  i have watched this 30-some-odd times and missed that?


12.7890GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA fighting for our RIGHTSTue Sep 19 1995 17:237
    
    
    No, not born in the early 20's.  Prolly born in the early 70's.
    
    YWVM,
    
    
12.7891SMURF::BINDERNight's candles are burnt out.Tue Sep 19 1995 17:295
    We represent the lollipop guild
    The lollipop guild
    The lollipop guild!
    And in the name of the lollipop guilllllllllllllllllld
    Weeeeeeee welcome you to Munchkinland!
12.7892PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BTue Sep 19 1995 17:337
>>     <<< Note 12.7891 by SMURF::BINDER "Night's candles are burnt out." >>>
>>    Weeeeeeee welcome you to Munchkinland!

	i thought it was "we wish to welcome you...".

	this is upsetting.

12.78938^)POWDML::HANGGELIPetite Chambre des MauditesTue Sep 19 1995 17:344
    
    So, lady, if you know the real words, why don't YOU post 'em??
    
    
12.7894PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BTue Sep 19 1995 17:362
  .7893  don't pressure me.  i have connections in the Emerald City.
12.7895POWDML::HANGGELIPetite Chambre des MauditesTue Sep 19 1995 17:375
    
    No wonder you seen the movie so many times ;^).
    						
    
    
12.7896 ;*) SPEZKO::FRASERMobius Loop; see other sideTue Sep 19 1995 17:375
        Don't let her bug you, Di - she's never been the same since
        someone dropped a house on her sister...
        
        
12.7897GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA fighting for our RIGHTSTue Sep 19 1995 17:385
    
    
    Di,
    
    You get a lot of frequent flyer miles going there?
12.7898PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BTue Sep 19 1995 17:433
>>    You get a lot of frequent flyer miles going there?

	yes.  broom with a view.
12.7899BIGQ::SILVADiabloTue Sep 19 1995 17:446
| <<< Note 12.7882 by GRANPA::MWANNEMACHER "NRA fighting for our RIGHTS" >>>


| I didn't card them, Glen.  If I had to guess I'd say early 20's.

	Gee Mike, you musta been one sad dude...... 
12.7900BIGQ::SILVADiabloTue Sep 19 1995 17:453

	I hate this snarf!
12.7901GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed Lady...Tue Sep 19 1995 21:0711
    
    
    for you piece of mind, di....it is
    
    	"in the name of"
    and
    	"weeee wish to welcome you"
    
    
    -raq (who was in a high school version of said movie/musical)
                            
12.7902CSLALL::HENDERSONI'd rather have JesusTue Sep 19 1995 21:214


 Still have a rotten headache.
12.7903GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed Lady...Tue Sep 19 1995 21:314
    
    join da club, jimmy...
    
    
12.7904CSLALL::HENDERSONI'd rather have JesusTue Sep 19 1995 21:374


Snickers didn't help either :-/
12.7905POLAR::RICHARDSONRogering and IPATue Sep 19 1995 23:061
    I wasn't laughing. really. .... at first.
12.7906Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnWed Sep 20 1995 05:456
    TTH at the moment -
    
    I've got one of these air-conditioning type colds. They've messed about
    with the air-conditioning so much on this floor, that I think everyone
    has got one. All you can hear around here is people sneezing and
    blowing their noses'.
12.7907KERNEL::PLANTCNever tell me the odds!Wed Sep 20 1995 12:2210
    
    
    I'm sure it was:
    
    
    "and on behalf of..the Lollipop guildddddddd
    We wish to welcome you to Munchkin land."
    
    Chris
    :)
12.7908GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed Lady...Wed Sep 20 1995 12:3814
    
    no, it was 
    
    "and in the name of...."
    
    don't make me go home and watch the movie...
    
    tthln:  coming home to find that the bimbo upstairs decided to park in
    the driveway...right next to the other car...leaving me a 1/2-car width
    to get in.  and she doesn't even have driveway rights, she's got on
    street parking...she wasn't too pleased when i called to ask her to
    move her car from my driveway, but tough titties...she doesn't belong
    there....
    
12.7909CSLALL::HENDERSONI'd rather have JesusWed Sep 20 1995 12:533

 Way to go raq...
12.7910GOOEY::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Wed Sep 20 1995 14:124
    
    
    	TTHT    an economics test tonite.  blah.
    
12.7911GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed Lady...Wed Sep 20 1995 14:414
    
    tth:  unintended airconditioning...
    
    
12.7912BUSY::SLABOUNTYHoly rusted metal, Batman!Wed Sep 20 1995 14:445
    
    	You've got a hole in your pants?
    
    	[ooh err?]
    
12.7913TROOA::TEMPLETONWill wonders never cease!!!Wed Sep 20 1995 16:0114
    It was raining as I came to work this morning.
    Just as my bus pulls up and I close my umbrella, a woman appeared out
    of nowhere, steps in front of me and onto the first step of the bus,
    this of course means I am still out in the rain, she then starts to ask
    the driver all kinds of questions, he suggests she move up in to the
    bus, she goes on talking, the driver once again suggested she should
    move so that I could get in out of the rain, she turned and looked at
    me but did not move, just kept on asking questions.
    By the time I got on I was soaked and a tad miffed, so I may have
    accidentaly shed a raindrop or three in her direction as I passed her
    seat.
    
    
    joan
12.7914GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed Lady...Wed Sep 20 1995 16:155
    go joan!  :>
    
    and no, shawn, not in my pants...
    
    
12.7915MPGS::MARKEYMercenary geeks rool!Wed Sep 20 1995 17:3217
    
    UPS delivered a box to my office today. My secretary called
    Diane to ask if I was expecting a package. I wasn't. There
    was a return address on the box, from a company I had never
    heard of. Diane picked the package up and took it home.
    She opened the package outdoors by cutting the box carefully
    around the bottom (not by cutting the packing tape).

    Inside was a lovely gift basket from one of my clients for
    a job well done.

    So, what's to hate? The fact that such paranoia was not
    unwarranted; that a person can't even receive a surprise
    gift anymore without wondering if they're about to become
    shrapnel.     

    -b
12.7916CSOA1::LEECHDia do bheatha.Wed Sep 20 1995 18:405
    Not having enough money to make a spontaneous purchase of something I
    would really like to have.  It is on sale at a very good price.  The
    tempatation to use a CC is overwhelming, yes it is.  
    
    -steve 
12.7917ACIS02::BATTISGR8D8B8Wed Sep 20 1995 18:473
    
    go for it steve, you only go around once in life, unless you believe
    in reincarnation, that is.
12.7918maybe it's your music ability they are rewarding :-}TIS::HAMBURGERREMEMBER NOVEMBER: FREEDOM COUNTSWed Sep 20 1995 18:4810
Brian,
There are enough simple to make trigger mechanisms that don't care whether
you open top or bottom. If you are truly suspicious give it to your local PD.
however, if getting rid of diane is the goal then let her open them all. :-}

a phonecall to the unknown company to be sure they are real would have also
been a good first step.

Amos
12.7919Cook the CC booksDECWIN::RALTOAt the heart of the beastWed Sep 20 1995 18:505
>> The tempatation to use a CC is overwhelming, yes it is.  
    
    Absolutely, have your Cost Center pay for it!
    
    Chris
12.7920MPGS::MARKEYMercenary geeks rool!Wed Sep 20 1995 18:505
    > maybe it's your music ability they are rewarding
    
    Maybe they heard me sing! :-)
    
    -b
12.7921CSOA1::LEECHDia do bheatha.Wed Sep 20 1995 18:567
    re: .7917
    
    Oh gee, thanks.  Just what I needed- another little devil on my shoulder
    telling me "buy it, buy it" (them, actually).  8^)  It's not exactly a 
    small purchase, but it is less than I spent on my new TV.  8^)
    
    Why oh why did I go into that shop today... (sigh)  
12.7922MPGS::MARKEYMercenary geeks rool!Wed Sep 20 1995 18:564
    
    So Steve, what kind of speakers are they? :-)
    
    -b
12.7923GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA fighting for our RIGHTSWed Sep 20 1995 19:044
    
    Just put the package on the front yard and hide behind the car while
    you put a few rounds in it.  If it doesn't explode, open it up and
    enjoy....
12.7924MPGS::MARKEYMercenary geeks rool!Wed Sep 20 1995 19:116
    In Massachusetts, this would have resulted in prosecution
    for assaulting nuts and fruits, which are protected species
    here... :-)
    
    -b
    
12.7925BUSY::SLABOUNTYHoly rusted metal, Batman!Wed Sep 20 1995 19:118
    
    >assaulting nuts and fruits, which are protected species here... :-)
    
    
    	Yeah, they seem to have more rights than the normal people do.
    
    	8^)
    
12.7926The computer monitor was satisfying as wellDECWIN::RALTOAt the heart of the beastWed Sep 20 1995 19:1211
    re: put a few rounds in it
    
    Bwah-hah... this reminds me of a Web page that I saw a while back
    (most likely referenced from "Mirsky's") consisting entirely of
    photos of things that a bunch of guys had shot up.
    
    The console TV was hilarious.  Definitely vicarious wish fulfillment
    for those of us who've watched teevee quality nosedive over the last
    fifteen years or so in particular.
    
    Chris
12.7927schuetzenfest of a couple years agoTIS::HAMBURGERREMEMBER NOVEMBER: FREEDOM COUNTSWed Sep 20 1995 19:439
you'd have _LOVED_ the dynamite in the tv before we shot it full of holes
it disapeared in a small but satisfying mushroom cloud :-} :-}

We sent a few computer parts the same way.

a quarter-stick of dynamite and a .30-06 are great annoyance removers :-}

Amos
12.7928stereo junkie, I am...CSOA1::LEECHDia do bheatha.Wed Sep 20 1995 20:1923
    >So Steve, what kind of speakers are they? :-)
    
    They aren't speakers.  (fooled ya  8^) )  
    
    Actually, they are a pair of Rotel mono-block amplifiers, and they are
    marked down from $1400/pr (retail- which is what this shop usually
    sells stuff for) to $779/pr.  
    
    This was my next planned upgrade in amplification, which really makes
    the deal tempting, even though I planned on getting a subwoofer first. 
    Since I'll be in my townhouse for at least another 4 months, I
    figgure I'd be much better off (and so would my neighbors) getting the
    mono-blocks, though.  A real subwoofer will be a bit much in my current 
    abode (not for me, but the walls aren't thick/insulated enough to ward off 
    the bottom octave- even at low volume).
    
    I'm talking myself into buying them, yes I am.  8^)   The
    rationalizations have already begun.  I feel something very warm in my
    wallet...warm and plastic-like.  If I don't take it out, I think it may
    just burn a hole in my pocket.  8^)
    
    
    -steve
12.7929ACIS02::BATTISGR8D8B8Wed Sep 20 1995 20:402
    
    go for it steve, if not you will regret this decision for a long time.
12.7930Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnThu Sep 21 1995 01:207
    TTH in general - People that stand outside my cube/whole/work place,
    nattering away whilst I'm clearly trying to have a conversation with
    a customer.
    
    SHUT UP!
    
    This could quite possibly turn me into a homicidal manic.
12.7931GIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Thu Sep 21 1995 01:236
It could be worse - one of those people could be trying to teach another of 
them the "song" Achy Breaky Heart.



\C
12.7932Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnThu Sep 21 1995 01:358
    YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGG !!!
    
    I'm just glad it ain't
    
    anndd IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEIIIII WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOOOOOOOOOOOOU
    etc etc.
    
    Then I'd really have to blow some major chunks.
12.7933Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnThu Sep 21 1995 03:0910
    TTHT - Getting some very bad news..... it's about money, so I guess
    it's not the worst news I could get. It's still very inconvenient,
    and means I have to fly with an airline that doesn't have the best
    of reputations for good service and reliability and a few other
    things which I'd rather not mention. Not quite as bad as aeroflot
    so that's one thing.
    
    This whole thing could also backfire even more.....
    
    Arrrrgg I'm a very very very unhappy camper.
12.7934GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed Lady...Thu Sep 21 1995 12:438
    
    >>you'd have _LOVED_ the dynamite in the tv before we shot it full of
    >>holes it disapeared in a small but satisfying mushroom cloud :-} :-}
    
    hey!!  i remember that!  'course i don't think anything i added helped
    that cause, but it was cool!
    
    
12.7935SMURF::MSCANLONalliaskofmyselfisthatiholdtogetherThu Sep 21 1995 14:3511
    Guerilla almonds.  Silently they sat.  Ground into the 
    cheesecake crust.  Waiting in the kitchen while we ate
    dinner with some friends last Sunday.  Waiting until I
    had begun consuming them before asking, "what's in the
    crust, it tastes different?"  Do people normally grind
    almonds into cheesecake crust?
    
    20 nebulizer treatments and three lost work days later,
    I am the poster child for prednesone.
    
    Asthma sucks.
12.7936CSLALL::HENDERSONI'd rather have JesusThu Sep 21 1995 14:435



 :-(
12.7937BUSY::SLABOUNTYHoly rusted metal, Batman!Thu Sep 21 1995 14:583
    
    	You're allergic to almonds?
    
12.7938GOOEY::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Thu Sep 21 1995 15:1711
    
    
    	Yuck!  Glad to hear you're doing better!  Stuff like
    	that can be very serious.
    
    	In fact, I made it a point to ask my new beau to check with
    	his roomies to see if they're allergic to nuts before I make
    	them all dinner next weekend (pesto sauce has pine nuts).
    
    	JJ
    
12.7939SMURF::MSCANLONalliaskofmyselfisthatiholdtogetherThu Sep 21 1995 15:2718
    re: .7937
    
    Yup.  In descending order of severity: walnuts, almonds, pecans,
    cashews, pine nuts, etc.  Peanuts I can tolerate in small amounts,
    however, I do not go out of my way to eat them.  White wine is right
    out as well.
    
    My first (and so far only) visit to the emergency room was
    precipitated by white wine and Velveeta (not mixed together,
    thank you).  While I miss the white wine, the removal of
    Velveeta from my diet has caused me no pain whatsoever :-).
    
    The only thing that saved me from the emergency room Sunday 
    was the fact that I already have the nebulizer and medication
    at home, and can use it there.  I only need show up now if
    I need Suffrin, since I have the Epi-Pen at home as well.
    
    Mary-Michael
12.7940hmmmm...TOOK::NICOLAZZOA shocking lack of Gov. regulationThu Sep 21 1995 15:528
re : .7939

>    ...  I only need show up now if
>    I need Suffrin, since I have the Epi-Pen at home as well.
    
	What an odd name for medication.

			Robert.
12.7941SMURF::MSCANLONalliaskofmyselfisthatiholdtogetherThu Sep 21 1995 16:407
    re: .7940
    
    No, since it is administered with a very tiny
    needle which hurts like a son-of-a-gun, and gives you the
    kind of hangover the next morning which should normally
    be the revenge for a much more interesting previous evening,
    Suffrin is actually pretty aptly named :-)  
12.7942GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed Lady...Thu Sep 21 1995 17:043
    bummer m-m...glad you're doing better now....
    
    
12.7943MPGS::MARKEYMercenary geeks rool!Thu Sep 21 1995 17:1317
    
    Makefiles.

    I've been programming for a living since 1979, and I've been
    using various "make" utilities since the early 1980s. I know
    many high level and assembler languages and have experience
    in many operating systems, including VMS, UNIX, OSF, WinNT,
    Windoze, MS-DOG, etc. But somehow, the magic of makefiles has
    eluded me. The never seem to do what I expect them to do,
    and I always end up spinning my wheels for hours or even days
    trying to make them work. When it comes to makefiles, I'm
    sort of an anti-idiot savant. Makefiles are my engineering
    Achilles heel. I can program any combination of gazintas and
    gazoutas, but if you ask me to build it with make, I'll just
    crumble up and die. I hate make.

    -b
12.7944GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed Lady...Thu Sep 21 1995 17:164
    
    tth: disgruntled a: drives...
    
    
12.7945WAHOO::LEVESQUEsunlight held together by waterThu Sep 21 1995 17:234
    >Makefiles.
    
     Funny, I was just going to write about how much I like them. Then
    again, the current one was mostly written by someone else. :-)
12.7946CBHVAX::CBHLager LoutThu Sep 21 1995 17:2611
>    >Makefiles.
>    
>     Funny, I was just going to write about how much I like them. Then
>    again, the current one was mostly written by someone else. :-)

I hate the things too; they make life a bit easier in some aspects,
but they're a bugger to use at times.

So that's 2:1 against!

Chris.
12.7947SMURF::BINDERNight's candles are burnt out.Thu Sep 21 1995 17:326
    Make it 2:2.
    
    Makefiles are the greatest thing since sliced bread.  If you're
    into that geeky kind of stuff, anyway.  I'll be editing one some time
    next week to include HTML support into the build process for our doc
    set.
12.7948WAHOO::LEVESQUEsunlight held together by waterThu Sep 21 1995 17:353
    >our doc set.
    
     Nope, there's only one of me. :-)
12.7949BUSY::SLABOUNTYHoly rusted metal, Batman!Thu Sep 21 1995 17:363
    
    	[whew!!]
    
12.7950GOOEY::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Thu Sep 21 1995 17:4613
    
    
    	TTHT   that it's going to rain tomorrow so I had to
    		cancel plans with a friend and her daughter to
    		go to the Big E.
    
    	       that if I remember correctly today (or maybe tomorrow0
    		is the last official day of summer
    
    		Going out at lunch to buy pantyhose and only finding
    		the wrong size in the right colors or the right size
    		in the wrong colors!
    
12.7951BUSY::SLABOUNTYHoly rusted metal, Batman!Thu Sep 21 1995 17:495
    
    	It's just as well that you cancelled the Big E trip ... with
    	Cassidy getting that promotion recently, her boss might not
    	appreciate her taking a day off so soon.
    
12.7952BIGQ::SILVADiabloThu Sep 21 1995 18:003

	Saturday is the last day of summer.... 2 something (pm) I believe.....
12.7953ACIS02::BATTISGR8D8B8Thu Sep 21 1995 18:312
    
    today is the first day of fall. the fall equinox is on the 21st.
12.7955GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA fighting for our RIGHTSThu Sep 21 1995 18:343
    
    
    That would be the 22nd.
12.7957BIGQ::SILVADiabloThu Sep 21 1995 18:413

	That would be the 23rd????
12.7959MAIL1::CRANEThu Sep 21 1995 18:504
    I think I heard the weather man say it would arrive 8:13 A.M. Saturday
    morning...I just don`t know when to set my clock back yet.
    
    
12.7960ACIS02::BATTISGR8D8B8Thu Sep 21 1995 19:004
    
    well Don, it's raining and only 50 here, and will not warm up to
    higher than 55 or 56, by the weekend. So, as far as I am concerned
    it's fall, period. Calander notwithstanding.
12.7961CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Thu Sep 21 1995 19:123

 Clock gets set back the last Sunday in October
12.7962EST::RANDOLPHTom R. N1OOQThu Sep 21 1995 19:155
>                      <<< Note 12.7959 by MAIL1::CRANE >>>
>    I think I heard the weather man say it would arrive 8:13 A.M. Saturday
>    morning...I just don`t know when to set my clock back yet.

Yep, 08:13 EDT Sep. 23 according to a program I wrote a while back...
12.7963BIGQ::SILVADiabloThu Sep 21 1995 19:233

	Jim, I always hate when that happens.......
12.7964MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Fri Sep 22 1995 01:504
> Clock gets set back the last Sunday in October

Only if the groundhog sees his shadow, no?

12.7965GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed Lady...Fri Sep 22 1995 11:5612
    
    the calendar i have says that autumn begins today...topaz says
    tomorrow...what to do...what to do...
    
    tth:  going to bed an hour later than i wanted, only to be somewhat
    kept awake for another hour while one of my houseneighbors washing
    machine was going...and then getting up 45 minutes early to make sure i
    got here before someone so i could put prezzies in his office.
    
    i am rather tired right now...
    
    
12.7966BOXORN::HAYSSome things are worth dying forFri Sep 22 1995 12:4810
RE: 12.7965 by GAVEL::JANDROW "Green-Eyed Lady..."

> the calendar i have says that autumn begins today...topaz says tomorrow...

The equinox is at 8:14PM EDT on Saturday.  That is one definition of the
start of autumn:  I would rather use the definition of September 1,  as 
it matches closer to what the weather does.


Phil
12.7967SHRCTR::BRENNANFri Sep 22 1995 13:1017
    
    TTH at about 2:30 this morning...
    
    The baby wakes up fussing (he's teething) so as quickly
    as I can I try to heat his bottle and get him back to 
    sleep.
    
    Well, while heating his bottle the UPTIGHT (I'm being 
    nice here) "you know what" upstairs starting banging on 
    the floor!  My husband and I just couldn't believe it!
    
    So, if you know of anyone renting in the Clinton area
    we'd be interested...this is not the first time she's
    pulled something off the wall like this.
    
    sigh......
              
12.7968WAHOO::LEVESQUEsunlight held together by waterFri Sep 22 1995 13:482
    Making a really nice dish for my wife's get together this morning, and
    not getting to have any myself. :-/
12.7969STAR::MWOLINSKIuCoder sans FrontieresFri Sep 22 1995 14:019
    
    
    >>>    Making a really nice dish for my wife's get together this
    morning, and not getting to have any myself. :-/
    
    
      Sounds like poor planning on the chef's part!!!  ;-)
    
    
12.7970WAHOO::LEVESQUEsunlight held together by waterFri Sep 22 1995 14:033
    Oh, I don't know. I'd have to be in a house with half a dozen women and
    8-9 little kids. The cacophony would be incredible. At least it's quiet
    here. :-)
12.7971STAR::MWOLINSKIuCoder sans FrontieresFri Sep 22 1995 14:0915
    
    
    >>>Oh, I don't know. I'd have to be in a house with half a dozen women
    and 8-9 little kids. The cacophony would be incredible. At least it's
    quiet here. :-)
    
    
      You forgot the first rule of cooking, always plan enough ingredients
    for one helping for the chef over the the needed amount. A chef has to
    taste the dish to q.c. the final preparation!!!  ;-)
    
    
    
    
                               
12.7972PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BFri Sep 22 1995 14:155
   re: really nice dish

	okay, so what was it?

12.7973BIGQ::SILVADiabloFri Sep 22 1995 14:3719

	On the way to work I noticed I left my badge in my other shirt. 

	Idiots on the Mass Pike must have forgotten that for the last 3
	months, there was construction at the same area and decided to 
	shift lanes right when the cones forced them to.

	Everyone doing 10-15mph on the Mass Pike because a cop had someone
	pulled over in the breakdown lane. I now know why they added one to
	this stretch of road. 

	At the gas station I noticed I left my wallet in my other pants.

	My gas gauge was on empty, and I still had another 15 miles to go. 

	I was late getting to work.


12.7974WAHOO::LEVESQUEsunlight held together by waterFri Sep 22 1995 14:3810
    >  You forgot the first rule of cooking, always plan enough ingredients
    >for one helping for the chef over the the needed amount. A chef has to
    >taste the dish to q.c. the final preparation!!!  ;-)
    
     I usually do this, but in this case it would have been difficult. It
    was an egg dish that's in a casserole dish and needed to be baked
    still. In addition to the 14 eggs (scrambled) it had green onions,
    shrooms, canadian bacon and was folded into a cheese sauce and topped
    with bread cubes, butter & paprika. It works out great for brunches,
    because you can make it the night before and just heat it.
12.7975ACIS01::BATTISGR8D8B8Fri Sep 22 1995 14:452
    
    <--- sounds simply delecious. :-)
12.7976deliciousACIS01::BATTISGR8D8B8Fri Sep 22 1995 14:451
    
12.7977WAHOO::LEVESQUEsunlight held together by waterFri Sep 22 1995 16:031
    That's what the reports were. :-/
12.7978SMURF::BINDERNight's candles are burnt out.Fri Sep 22 1995 16:093
    ttht.
    
    Cafeteria clam chowdah with crunchy potatoes.  Yuk.
12.7979ACIS01::BATTISGR8D8B8Fri Sep 22 1995 16:352
    
    <--- dont'cha just hate when that happens!
12.7980GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed Lady...Fri Sep 22 1995 16:496
    for the 3rd (and last time), i have received cold food from the grill
    area of the cafe.  granted, i don't eat it right then and there, and it
    MIGHT be warm at the time they put it on my plate, but by the time i
    walk back to my office (which is on the same floor), they are cold.  
    
    grrrrr.....
12.7981CHEFS::COOKSHalf Man,Half BiscuitFri Sep 22 1995 16:5412
    Being told in excruciating details what the various members of Take
    That are like by a girl who happens to know Take That.
    
    The first 10 minutes or so were quite interesting,however there`s only
    so much I want to know about the hunky lads from Manchester. (Or is it
    Port Vale?)
    
    (for those who don`t know yet,Take That are the latest British pop
    sensation with er,about 6 no 1`s to their name).
     
    
    
12.7982WAHOO::LEVESQUEsunlight held together by waterFri Sep 22 1995 17:301
    ttht: aliasing enums
12.7983CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Fri Sep 22 1995 17:444


 Forgot to take a couple tagamets today.
12.7984NETCAD::WOODFORDAndMilesToGoBeforeISleep.Fri Sep 22 1995 19:4716
    
    
    TTHT: Being filthy from cleaning my office today.
    I think I got the hint when someone left a few
    extra trash barrels outside my office door. :*)
    But, now it's relatively spotless.  Makes the 
    next few weeks a little easier.
    
    Another TTHT: It's like a ghost town around here today.
    Everyone I needed to get with today about my work is either
    on vacation, or was gone by noon for the day.  This gave
    me no excuses not to clean my office....
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.7985ACIS01::BATTISGR8D8B8Fri Sep 22 1995 20:062
    
    did you find those pits? That's what I wanna know. :-)
12.7986NETCAD::WOODFORDAndMilesToGoBeforeISleep.Fri Sep 22 1995 20:1110
    
    
    They weren't my pits.  I was just the
    one that found the box of 'em.  :*)
    
    
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.7987ACIS01::BATTISGR8D8B8Fri Sep 22 1995 20:152
    
    you expect me to believe that Terrie?? Pshaw
12.7988NETCAD::WOODFORDAndMilesToGoBeforeISleep.Fri Sep 22 1995 20:1814
    
    
    Oh, if you only knew......
    
    
    
    
    heeheeheehee
    And an evil grin too!
    
    :*}
    
    Terrie
    
12.7989NETCAD::WOODFORDAndMilesToGoBeforeISleep.Fri Sep 22 1995 20:259
    
    
    And another TTHT:  It's raining....I have a TON of stuff to
    bring out to my car....which is where my umbrella already is...
    
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.7990ACIS01::BATTISGR8D8B8Fri Sep 22 1995 20:332
    
    <-- and you picked a bad day to give up drinking too.
12.7991BUSY::SLABOUNTYI'll kiss the dirt and walk awayFri Sep 22 1995 21:173
    
    	Now, I would have brought the umbrella out last, instead of 1st.
    
12.7992Pat 'em on the back and call 'em "Friend"DPDMAI::GUINEO::MOOREHEY! All you mimes be quiet!Sat Sep 23 1995 05:185
    
    "Friend will you be ready?"
    
    Jim, I know your meaning, but I also throw away most mail that begins
    with "Friend".  So do most others.
12.7993NETRIX::thomasThe Code WarriorSat Sep 23 1995 17:301
A power-hit in LKG last night...
12.7994CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Sun Sep 24 1995 18:1711

 re .7992


  Sorry 'bout that..It's a quote from a song.




 Jim
12.7995CBHVAX::CBHLager LoutSun Sep 24 1995 18:259
My news server, vodka, has decided to crash again.  It does choose its
times carefully, whenever it does crash it always does it on a friday
afternoon just after everyone's gone home to ensure maximum downtime.

I dunno, when we were part of Philips we had 24 hour operations cover,
but the skinflint Digital means I'll have to wait 'til monday to get
it fixed.  Grumble, etc.

Chris.
12.7996COSME3::HEDLEYCLager LoutSun Sep 24 1995 23:357
...and I also managed to trash the system disc on my trusty Vax after
attempting to upgrade to VMS version 7.  That'll learn me.  Actually
it probably won't.

It's way past my bedtime, anyway.

Chris.
12.7997Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnMon Sep 25 1995 00:503
    TTHT - Wind (the weatherly type). Rain is ok, I don't mind getting wet,
    but I hate getting blown all over the place. IT REALLY <R.O> ME !! 
    :*grrrrr
12.7998Calling all Kirbies...AIMHI::MARTINactually Rob Cashmon, NHPM::CASHMONMon Sep 25 1995 10:5710
    
    Still can't send mail to Dan Killoran.  All that moving around at
    the mill must mean that his system is down, for the moment.
    
    I didn't forget you, Dan!  I'll try again tonight.
    
    
    
    Rob
    
12.7999COSME3::HEDLEYCLager LoutMon Sep 25 1995 11:314
I'm knackered after staying up 'til 2am to fix my Vax.  And it still doesn't
work yet.

Chris.
12.8000oh, and snarf!COSME3::HEDLEYCLager LoutMon Sep 25 1995 11:310
12.8001CSOA1::LEECHDia do bheatha.Mon Sep 25 1995 11:431
    <---cheater!
12.8002COSME3::HEDLEYCLager LoutMon Sep 25 1995 11:593
Sho' thang daddio, but I felt it was excused as I was in a bad mood.

Chris.
12.8003CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Mon Sep 25 1995 12:2012



 Deccie student pilot killed in a mid-air collision in Marlboro.






 Jim
12.8004WAHOO::LEVESQUEsunlight held together by waterMon Sep 25 1995 12:355
    >         <<< Note 12.8001 by CSOA1::LEECH "Dia do bheatha." >>>

    ><---cheater!
    
     And he'd know, too!
12.8005But "Sandwiches, Sandwiches" is a great song....PERFOM::LICEA_KANEwhen it's comin' from the leftMon Sep 25 1995 13:134
    That a brand new out of the box VCR decided to eat "Booty and da
    Beast".
    
    								-mr. bill
12.8006SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Mon Sep 25 1995 13:355
    
    
    Because of this type of problem, I've learned... whether a new VCR or
    repaired/refurbished...etc. to take an old tape and FF all the way and
    rewind...
12.8007Sigh....PERFOM::LICEA_KANEwhen it's comin' from the leftMon Sep 25 1995 13:4723
                                                            
|   Because of this type of problem, I've learned... whether a new VCR or
|   repaired/refurbished...etc. to take an old tape and FF all the way and
|   rewind...
    
    Unfortunately, I put a "how to install a floppy" video in.  That worked
    fine.  (It was a short video, this machine played short videos. 
    Probably how it got through the Q/A at the end of the line.)
    
    But then putting "Booty and da Beast" in and pushing the "FF" button
    on the brand new out of the box VCR resulted in the I'm not happy
    sound of FFfffffFFFFfffffFFFFFffffff-FF-ffffffffffFff-ff-ff-ff-silence.
    
    At this stage of the game, pushing the "REW" button did nothing at all.
    Pushing "Play" did little.
    
    Power-off Power-on did indeed power-off and power-on.  That's all it
    did.
    
    I think this state is sometimes called "caught between a rock and a
    hard place."
    
    								-mr. bill
12.8008EDWIN::HOOKERMon Sep 25 1995 14:2321
    
    
    	Ok, so since GOOEY is down, I've been trying to read
    	notes through the WWW.  But why isn't soapbox there?
    	And why, when looking through note #2 in EASYNET can't
    	I find SOAPBOX?!
    
    	So a friend of mine let me log into here for a second
    	or two, to try and catch up....
    
    	This is JJ BTW.....
    
    
    	re: .8003
    
    	Who was it?  I wanted to stay up and watch the news last night
    	but was completely exhausted and crashed early.
    
    
    	JJ
    
12.8009BUSY::SLABOUNTYI'll kiss the dirt and walk awayMon Sep 25 1995 14:488
    
    	Crashed early?
    
    	Ironic terminology, JJ.
    
    
    	SOAPBOX is note 1281 in EASYNET.
    
12.8010EDWIN::HOOKERMon Sep 25 1995 14:505
    
    
    	Oooh.  I guess that was bad huh?
    
    
12.8011BUSY::SLABOUNTYI'll kiss the dirt and walk awayMon Sep 25 1995 15:046
    
    	Ummm, yeah, it could be considered bad.
    
    	Note 2.15 in EASYNET contains a SOAPBOX pointer.  I believe it's
    	under "Valuing differences" conferences, for some reason.
    
12.8012MPGS::MARKEYWorld Wide EpiphanyMon Sep 25 1995 15:086
    > I believe it's under "Valuing differences" conferences,
    > for some reason.
    
    STOP! You're killing me! :-)
    
    -b
12.8013EDWIN::HOOKERMon Sep 25 1995 16:0010
    
    
    	Aha!  On the web it's listed as
    
    	"Discussion Forum - General"
    
    	eesh....
    
    	JJ
    
12.8014where will it end?WAHOO::LEVESQUEsunlight held together by waterMon Sep 25 1995 16:031
    I'm concerned. GOOEY::JUDY is now a ::HOOKER.
12.8015BUSY::SLABOUNTYI'll kiss the dirt and walk awayMon Sep 25 1995 16:095
    
    	Gives me a better idea what those "usual other things" are.
    
    	Drool.  8^)
    
12.8016CHEFS::COOKSHalf Man,Half BiscuitMon Sep 25 1995 16:2616
    Now i`m not one who gets upset easily,firmly believing that life is
    too short etc,but if there`s one thing that gets my goat it people who
    part their cars opposite my garage so I struggle to get in and out.
    (It clearly says "do NOT park here. You are in danger of being Wheel
    clamped) etc.
    
    
    A car was parked there on Friday,and I slightly scraped my bumper
    getting in. It was still their last night. So after manouvering for
    10 minutes (after getting out to make sure I wasn`t about to scrape 
    my paint work,which I was 1mm from doing) a gave the car a good kick
    and snapped off his petrol cap. Oh dear,oh dear. This morning,I report
    the car to the Police. ha!ha!
    
    
    
12.8017COSME3::HEDLEYCLager LoutMon Sep 25 1995 16:319
Stu, either:

- get a couple of mates who won't be going anywhere for a couple of weeks
  to box him in with their cars, or
- borrow someone's landrover and drag the car away, leaving it somewhere
  inconvenient (which will probably result in the Police moving it to
  an even more inconvenient pound)

Chris.
12.8018WAHOO::LEVESQUEsunlight held together by waterMon Sep 25 1995 16:562
    Relieve his tires of the excess pressure by liberating the air trapped
    inside. It tends to get one's attention, having four flat tires.
12.8019STAR::MWOLINSKIuCoder sans FrontieresMon Sep 25 1995 17:219
    
    >>> Relieve his tires of the excess pressure by liberating the air
    trapped inside. It tends to get one's attention, having four flat tires.
    
	Well if one wants to be a real prat, then I would suggest just 
     cutting the valve stems off right at the rim. 
    
    -mike
    
12.8020SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Mon Sep 25 1995 18:114
    
    Finding the cash gone from my wallet while I was working out at
    lunch-time...
    
12.8021CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenMon Sep 25 1995 18:133
    Yes, that does suck Andy especially if it was on company property. 
    
    Brian
12.8022SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Mon Sep 25 1995 18:2710
    
    Yep... in the locker room next to the Life Center here in MKO1....
    
     It's not the cash (less that $10), but the principle... someone had
    the nads to go into my wallet.... nothing else was touched... just the
    cash gone....
    
      I could certainly see a variation on the Saudi theme of punishment...
    a piece of 2X4 across the fingers...
    
12.8023POLAR::RICHARDSONPettin' &amp; Sofa Settin'Mon Sep 25 1995 18:391
    Or, perhaps salad tongs instead of tweezers.
12.8024SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Mon Sep 25 1995 18:416
    
    
    Naaaaah... I think the 2X4 is appropriate....
    
    It'll give them something to think about for 6 weeks or so... 
    
12.8025POLAR::RICHARDSONPettin' &amp; Sofa Settin'Mon Sep 25 1995 18:422
    I suppose it would be more difficulter to extract a wild hair with a
    2x4.
12.8026GOOEY::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Mon Sep 25 1995 18:436
    
    
    	GOOEY::JUDY is back..........  hopefully soon to be
    	DECWIN::JUDY
    
    
12.8027POLAR::RICHARDSONPettin' &amp; Sofa Settin'Mon Sep 25 1995 18:441
    By hooker by crook eh?
12.8028MPGS::MARKEYWorld Wide EpiphanyMon Sep 25 1995 18:456
    
    Andy, put up a big sign in the locker room... that way,
    the gaping anal orifice that took your money gets to
    think about it each time they enter the room...
    
    -b
12.8029BUSY::SLABOUNTYI'll kiss the dirt and walk awayMon Sep 25 1995 18:583
    
    	And then he says, "Hey, my name in lights ... I'm famous!!".
    
12.8030SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Mon Sep 25 1995 18:589
    
    I intend to Bri.... although it'll go out on the dist list via the Life
    Center manager and say something like... Don't bring any valuables to
    the locker room with you because we have a dishonest individual lurking
    about...
    
     I guess I should count my blessings though... Last week I had the bird
    food money ($200) in my wallet before depositing in the DCU...
    
12.8031COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertMon Sep 25 1995 19:314
>    I'm concerned. GOOEY::JUDY is now a ::HOOKER.

	http://www.access.digex.net/~revmike/hooker.html

12.8032BUSY::SLABOUNTYI'll kiss the dirt and walk awayMon Sep 25 1995 20:4112
    
    	Why'd they put the "\" key on the PC keyboards right where the
    	RETURN key is supposed to be?
    
    	Relatively speaking, the RETURN key is just below the BACKSPACE
    	key on all the other keyboards I've used [OK, "all the other"
    	just happens to mean LK201 8^)], but on the PC keyboards [RT101]
    	they replaced the "upper part of the RETURN key" with the "\" key
    	and I'm constantly hitting the thing when trying for RETURN.
    
    	I hate it whan that happens.
    
12.8033Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnTue Sep 26 1995 00:1316
    Very sad to here about the student pilot. Here's hoping that the other
    guy (ex-deccie) recovers soon.
    
    TTHlastnight - Extreme weather conditions. Took 3 times as long to get
    home. That's using the bloody trains, it wasn't as if there was any
    traffic lights or car accidents on the bloody tracks. First train is
    late, then the second train isn't going to be arriving for a long time
    because it's broken down one station back. So I wait and wait and wait
    and then upon being told it will be atleast another 30 mins, decide to
    catch a train to another station and get the bus. So I get the train 
    and then have to stand in the rain and the bloody wind for three 45
    mins waiting for the bus. Sometimes I make some stupid decisions ! :*|
    
    I wasn't to bothered about getting wet, but the wind.. well put it this
    wasy, today I have a very red and sore face, I look like I'm sun burnt.
    The other thing was, all my stuff got soaked too.
12.8034Kirby, MIAAIMHI::MARTINactually Rob Cashmon, NHPM::CASHMONTue Sep 26 1995 09:3011
    
    Still can't send mail to Dan Killoran.  Sheesh!  What are they doing
    over at the Mill, physically moving his building brick by brick or
    something?
    
    Sigh...try again tonight, I guess.
    
    
    
    Rob
    
12.8035POLAR::RICHARDSONPettin' &amp; Sofa Settin'Tue Sep 26 1995 12:371
    One ol' flay rod gone out of skew on treadle.
12.8037BUSY::SLABOUNTYI'll kiss the dirt and walk awayTue Sep 26 1995 12:466
    
    	The lady that died was named Loretta Woodard.  52 years old, I
    	believe.
    
    	ELF says she works/worked in MRO.  Didn't know her, though.
    
12.8038POLAR::RICHARDSONPettin' &amp; Sofa Settin'Tue Sep 26 1995 13:011
    Once again Mr. Topaz is spot on.
12.8040ACIS02::BATTISGR8D8B8Tue Sep 26 1995 13:042
    
    don, he said spot on, not spat on. hth
12.8041COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertTue Sep 26 1995 13:071
The spot wasn't spit?
12.8042SMURF::MSCANLONalliaskofmyselfisthatiholdtogetherTue Sep 26 1995 13:316
    Walking into the living room this morning, seeing Red playing 
    with his fur mousie.  How cute, I thought, he's toying with it.  
    Upon closer inspection, mouise turned out to be a bit on the
    stiff side, and not a toy at all....... :-(
    
    eeeeuuuwwwwww.......
12.8043CHEFS::TRAFFICThe Human TripodTue Sep 26 1995 13:324
    The shot wasn't sh...lah.....lah...lah
    
    
    CHARLEY
12.8044GOOEY::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Tue Sep 26 1995 14:329
    
    
    	TTHT   mistakenly upsetting someone, she calls to ***** at you
    		for it, you try apologizing numerous times, only to
    		be hung up on in mid sentence.
    
    		And knowing that she's not someone I can avoid in 
    		the future.
    
12.8045Prolly had some crap falling out of the back of your pu truckVMSNET::M_MACIOLEKFour54 Camaro/Only way to flyTue Sep 26 1995 14:3312
    re: Note 12.7875 by GRANPA::MWANNEMACHER
    
    >I know what you mean, MyLady.  Was driving home yestiday minding my
    >own business, when I hear these wimminfolk screamin
    >I felt so cheap...
    
    You lie. why do you lie?  
    
    MadMike
    (I'm picturing the chick in the vette as she pulls up next to
    judge while he's delivering seafood or something in "Fast Times
    at Ridgemont High")
12.8046ACIS02::BATTISGR8D8B8Tue Sep 26 1995 14:392
    
    shouldn't have ticked your mom off JJ
12.8047GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA fighting for our RIGHTSTue Sep 26 1995 14:483
    
    Right sad sack, just cuz you can't remember what it's like is no reason
    to be bitter.....
12.8048CNTROL::JENNISONRevive us, Oh LordTue Sep 26 1995 15:424
	My new custom-designed splint is making it very clear that
	I am *not* ambidextrous.

12.8049CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Tue Sep 26 1995 16:0114


 Betrayal of trust..

 Phone call from an old friend.







 Jim
12.8050MPGS::MARKEYWorld Wide EpiphanyTue Sep 26 1995 16:108
    
    That vomit-inducing party that keeps lying about "tax
    cuts for the rich." I hate those bloody bastards, and
    never have, and never will, give one of them my vote.
    I hope they all impale themselves on fences in Rhode
    Island.
    
    -b
12.8051MPGS::MARKEYWorld Wide EpiphanyTue Sep 26 1995 16:127
    
    P.S. to previous:
    
    I'm speaking only of the elected members of said party. Even
    if you are stupid enough to vote for them, I don't hate you.
    
    -b
12.8052ACIS02::BATTISHave you hugged a cactus today?Tue Sep 26 1995 16:223
    
    <--- and the box gives a great big sigh of relief. :-)
    
12.8053packing boxes from heckPOWDML::CKELLYThe Proverbial Bad PennyTue Sep 26 1995 16:242
    packing and moving.  bruises from packing and moving.  nightmares
    from packing and moving.  you get the idea.
12.8054DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Tue Sep 26 1995 16:276
    
    
    	re:  Mark
    
    	Nah, not my mom..... work related thing
    
12.8055ACIS02::BATTISHave you hugged a cactus today?Tue Sep 26 1995 16:282
    
    I know JJ, my tongue was firmly planted in cheek.
12.8056DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Tue Sep 26 1995 16:324
    
    
    	I know that too........  =)
    
12.8057WAHOO::LEVESQUEsunlight held together by waterTue Sep 26 1995 16:524
    >I hope they all impale themselves on fences in Rhode Island.
    
     Well, they're going to have to make some mighty tiny points on the
    tips of that fence...
12.8058MPGS::MARKEYWorld Wide EpiphanyTue Sep 26 1995 17:344
    
    Sorta like being on pins and needles...
    
    -b
12.8059SPSEG::COVINGTONand the situation is excellent.Tue Sep 26 1995 17:561
    Or they could just impale themselves on Rhode Island.
12.8060CBHVAX::CBHLager LoutTue Sep 26 1995 18:466
TTHT

seems the net over in the states is a bit wanky today, the performance
is crap.

Chris.
12.8061BUSY::SLABOUNTYAct like you own the companyTue Sep 26 1995 18:473
    
    	Sounds like a typical Brit's workday.
    
12.8062eh?CBHVAX::CBHLager LoutTue Sep 26 1995 18:480
12.8063BIGQ::SILVADiabloTue Sep 26 1995 20:306
| <<< Note 12.8048 by CNTROL::JENNISON "Revive us, Oh Lord" >>>

| My new custom-designed splint is making it very clear that I am *not* 
| ambidextrous.

	I saw that!!!!! 
12.8064Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnTue Sep 26 1995 23:3010
    TTHT getting these pains at the bottom of my left inside leg. They feel
    like a strain, but I haven't got a clue how I did it. They've been
    hanging around for about 3-4 weeks now and it hurts when I run. That is
    not good. Also training is very difficult on it. I rested it for a just
    over a week and a half and it's back with a vengence.
    
    bloody stupid thing. My right lege becomes strong again after the
    breaks and strains and now the left leg is giving me hell.
    
    Humph!
12.8065Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnWed Sep 27 1995 01:571
    My hands are cold.
12.8066What a pathetic palooka...AIMHI::MARTINactually Rob Cashmon, NHPM::CASHMONWed Sep 27 1995 06:3317
    
    Seeing Peter McNeeley and his manager in a commercial for a certain
    pizza joint in which "Hurricane" Pete knocks himself out while
    eating his pizza crust the wrong way 'round.
    
    Sad.  I wonder how much money it took for them to make even more of
    a joke out of themselves than they already were.
    
    Well, might as well grab the money while it's there, I guess.  'Cause
    it won't be there very long.
    
    Your fifteen minutes are up, Mr. McNeeley...
    
    
    
    Rob
    
12.8067BUSY::SLABOUNTYAct like you own the companyWed Sep 27 1995 12:466
    
    	15 minutes?
    
    	A 90-second fight and a 30-second commercial means he's still got
    	13 minutes left.  8^)
    
12.8068HUMANE::KAOFS::J_COLLINSWed Sep 27 1995 13:593
    
    Network ghosts.
    
12.8069MPGS::MARKEYWorld Wide EpiphanyWed Sep 27 1995 14:014
    
    So, should we call you !Casper now?
    
    -b
12.8070HUMANE::KAOFS::J_COLLINSCasper The Network GhostWed Sep 27 1995 14:033
    
    :^)
    
12.8071CNTROL::JENNISONRevive us, Oh LordWed Sep 27 1995 15:434
	So Martin, do you have an outside left leg, too ?

	Karen
12.8072BIGQ::SILVADiabloWed Sep 27 1995 16:1310

	I went to physical therapy yesterday in pain. I came out in pain, but
was told to wear a knee brace to keep that damn kneecap in place so it will
stop rubbing on the tendon. I did that yesterday, and limped around. I went to
bed early last night (9:00), and when I got up this morning, it felt much much
better. I am wearing it today and am barely limping. By tomorrow I should be
well enough to go back to physical therapy without pain. I hope this is the
case because if this doesn't work, surgery is the next step. Wouldn't be too
happy about that. 
12.8073XELENT::MUTHI drank WHAT? - SocratesWed Sep 27 1995 16:225
    
   I saw McNeeley & his trainer in an America Online commercial.  Makes
   me upset that my AOL fees are going into his pockets.
   
   Bill
12.8074Don't push it too fastDECLNE::REESEToreDown,I'mAlmostLevelW/theGroundWed Sep 27 1995 17:1310
    Glen,
    
    Has your physical therapist suggested putting cold packs on your
    knee?  When I was doing PT on my arm (after disk surgery); they
    iced me down when there was pain and used most heat packs when the
    muscles were sore.  I was able to buy several gel packs from them,
    kept one in the freezer and the other was available to heat up
    for moist heat.
    
    
12.8075BIGQ::SILVADiabloWed Sep 27 1995 18:018


	I ice it down at night. What I should get is one of those freezable
cold packs and stop using bags-o-ice. :-)


Glen
12.8076MPGS::MARKEYWorld Wide EpiphanyWed Sep 27 1995 18:034
    
    No, no Glen. Your KNEE!
    
    -b
12.8077BIGQ::SILVADiabloWed Sep 27 1995 18:091
<----- too funny Brian..... :-)
12.8078Does your physical therapist carry in stock?DECLNE::REESEToreDown,I'mAlmostLevelW/theGroundWed Sep 27 1995 19:5511
    Glen,
    
    I was able to find the gel packs at my chiropractor's.  It really
    is neat because the gel gets very cold, yet it will flex to allow
    you to wrap it around odd, oh er shapes :-)
    
    I've tried the ice cubes in the baggies routine, didn't work out
    and it was hard as a rock if you tried to relax and get into a
    comfortable position.
    
    
12.807911874::DKILLORANDanimalWed Sep 27 1995 21:077
    
    TTHT:
    
                 no more GOOEY::JUDY
    
                     :'-(
    
12.8080TROOA::COLLINSWave like a flag...Wed Sep 27 1995 23:515
    
    An absolutely terrible Seyval Blanc.
    
    Still...there's no beer in the house.
    
12.8081Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnThu Sep 28 1995 02:254
    re.8071 - Karen,
    
    Didn't ya know I was an ockitipuss thingy. I have been told I'm not
    human before !
12.8082Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnThu Sep 28 1995 03:1113
    I have this song in my head from a commercial on TV. I don't know what
    the commecial is for, all I know is that it's something to do with
    dogs, because this guy keeps singing "Hey I'm a lucky dog dog" I think
    it's about dogs anyway...... chele?
    
    Whatever it is... I HATE IT !! It's terrible, it's a horrible song, and
    it's obviously not working because I don't know (don't care either)
    what the product is. All they've managed to do is bug the hell out of
    me because i can't get the stupid song out of my head.
    
    This could really turn me into a homicidal maniac.
    
    Can I sue for this sort of thing ??
12.8083GIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Thu Sep 28 1995 03:5511
Dunno about the song - but if you want homicidal mania, the CSC is being 
"shrunk" this week - it's just _lovely_ trying to talk to customers with the 
vuilders, their mallets, drills, tranny and "kick the walls into place" 
habits....



aaaaargh!


\C
12.8084Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnThu Sep 28 1995 04:151
    Been there, seen it, done it, bought the tool set.
12.8085WAHOO::LEVESQUEsunlight held together by waterThu Sep 28 1995 10:367
    >An absolutely terrible Seyval Blanc.
    
     Quelle surprise. An Ontario special? I'm so glad I don't have to deal
    with LCBOs. Konrad Ejbich, who writes for Eye Weekly ("Toronto's arts
    newspaper") thoroughly panned the seyval blancs a couple of months ago
    from the Ontario area, and I really haven't heard anyone disagree. Try
    something good, !joan. Live a little. :-)
12.8086TROOA::COLLINSWave like a flag...Thu Sep 28 1995 10:595
    
    .8085,
    
    Hey, it was free.  :^)
          
12.8087WAHOO::LEVESQUEsunlight held together by waterThu Sep 28 1995 11:211
    And worth every penny...
12.8088CALLME::MR_TOPAZThu Sep 28 1995 11:335
       re .8085:
       
       > Quelle surprise
       
       Always the francophile.
12.8089CSC32::P_SOGet those shoes off your head!Thu Sep 28 1995 13:186
    
    Just a tip:
    
    If you don't have a gel pack, use a bag of frozen peas.
    
    Pam
12.8090NETCAD::WOODFORDAndMilesToGoBeforeISleep.Thu Sep 28 1995 13:5010
    
    
    TTHT:  Can't find Brian's office... :(
    
    
    BRIAN!  Send me mail!
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.8091BUSY::SLABOUNTYAct like you own the companyThu Sep 28 1995 14:154
    
    	Just scan across the tops of the cubicles and you should be able
    	to find his hair.
    
12.8092hthPENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BThu Sep 28 1995 14:204
   .8091  there are prolly some famous musicians hanging around
	  just outside his office door, watching him break new
	  technological ground, too.
12.8093CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenThu Sep 28 1995 14:253
    Why Terrie, I am right here, at my desk, in PKO2, near the lobby.  
    
    Brian
12.8094MPGS::MARKEYWorld Wide EpiphanyThu Sep 28 1995 14:307
    
    RE: 8090...
    
    I'm here... sorry, I was a bit, er, late. ANYWAY.... I'll
    send you mail.
    
    -b
12.8095DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Thu Sep 28 1995 14:354
    
    
    	Sorry 'bout that Kirby!  I'm still here.... really!  =)
    
12.8096MPGS::MARKEYWorld Wide EpiphanyThu Sep 28 1995 14:4824
    
    Four o'clock this morning, I hear a loud crunch/bang/generic_trouble
    noise outside my house (actually, I was awaken by the noise).
    So, I grab the "big stick" and head downstairs. I put on the
    back door light, and there, as bold as brass, is the biggest damn
    raccoon I've ever seen. It was the size of a Basset Hound; I
    would guess it weighed at least 50 pounds. It had knocked
    over my trash barrel and was happily spreading the contents
    over a wide area. I opened the door, went outside, and the
    raccoon waddled off... the thing could barely walk it was
    so fat (the dangers of being a wild animal in an upscale
    neighborhood.)

    Anyway, it took quite a while to clean up the mess he had strewn
    about. I managed to crawl back in bed, but couldn't get to
    sleep... It seems I just dozed off and BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ;
    off goes the alarm. It's six AM... within minutes, my kiddies
    pile on the bed with birthday cards and presents... (this is
    not a thing to hate, it's just the lack of sleep)... so I
    do all that, the kids get off to school (Mama brings them to
    the bus...), and then Daddy's just about to drift off when...
    well, the rest I'll have to leave to your imagination....

    -b
12.8097SMURF::WALTERSThu Sep 28 1995 14:522
    See guys, I told you he wouldn't like the raccoon.  We should've got
    him the moose.     
12.8098WMOIS::GIROUARD_CThu Sep 28 1995 14:532
    my 6 page workplan completed and reviewed with my manager this morning
    (i wrote it) and i have to add another page :-(
12.8099BUSY::SLABOUNTYAct like you own the companyThu Sep 28 1995 15:009
    
    >the bus...), and then Daddy's just about to drift off when...
    >well, the rest I'll have to leave to your imagination....
    
    
    	Damn raccoon came back, I'll bet.
    
    	8^)
    
12.8100TROOA::COLLINSWave like a flag...Thu Sep 28 1995 15:023
    
    <--- I'm OPPOSED to that sort of thing snarf!
    
12.8101Just in time for a festive holiday giftDECWIN::RALTOAt the heart of the beastThu Sep 28 1995 15:054
    Catch the raccoon, Brian, and then you can make a real big
    coonskin hat for Fess Parker.
    
    Chris
12.8102MPGS::MARKEYWorld Wide EpiphanyThu Sep 28 1995 15:065
    
    Catch it ?!?!? I could have bloody ridden it! I'll make Fess
    Parker a hat if he'll make me a saddle!!! :-) :-)
    
    -b
12.8103CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenThu Sep 28 1995 18:101
    Jury duty tomorrow :-(.  
12.8104POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of OhOhOh/OwOwOwThu Sep 28 1995 18:124
    
    Fry the sucker!
    
    
12.8105CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenThu Sep 28 1995 18:132
    What does one wear as a juror anyway?  A suit?  A jaunty little frock? 
    A sidearm?  
12.8106SMURF::WALTERSThu Sep 28 1995 18:152
    a "for sale" sign?
    
12.8107TROOA::COLLINSWave like a flag...Thu Sep 28 1995 18:153
    
    "Will convict defendants for food."
    
12.8108BUSY::SLABOUNTYAct like you own the companyThu Sep 28 1995 18:163
    
    	Damn!!  Joan beat me to it!!
    
12.8109POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of OhOhOh/OwOwOwThu Sep 28 1995 18:162
    
    If you look well-groomed and intelligent, they won't pick you.
12.8111CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenThu Sep 28 1995 18:161
    BWAHAHAHAHA!  I like it, yes, I think I do.  
12.8112MPGS::MARKEYRoger the RogererThu Sep 28 1995 18:176
    
    An executioner's hood, holocaust cloak, and scythe.

    -b


12.8113You'll surely be picked...DPDMAI::EDITEX::MOOREHEY! All you mimes be quiet!Thu Sep 28 1995 18:174
    
    An "I Hate Lawyers" tee-shirt.
    
    
12.8114CNTROL::JENNISONRevive us, Oh LordThu Sep 28 1995 18:284
	Wear a cross and carry a bible.

	You'll be home before you get to the courthouse.
12.8115POLAR::RICHARDSONPettin' &amp; Sofa Settin'Thu Sep 28 1995 18:341
    How about just a cross pendant instead of a cross?
12.8116ACIS01::BATTISHave you hugged a cactus today?Thu Sep 28 1995 18:382
    
    a shrubbery
12.8117CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenThu Sep 28 1995 18:381
    Will a Cross pen do?
12.8118TROOA::COLLINSWave like a flag...Thu Sep 28 1995 18:383
    
    Rogering in the shrubbery?
    
12.8119BIGQ::SILVADiabloThu Sep 28 1995 19:008
| <<< Note 12.8117 by CONSLT::MCBRIDE "Reformatted to fit your screen" >>>


| Will a Cross pen do?

	A Cross pen will help you if ya find the person guilty, and they snuck
in a gun. It will deflect the bullet, saving your life. A live Brian McBride is
the only kind to have.
12.8120TROOA::trp669.tro.dec.com::Chrisit's time to trashercise!Thu Sep 28 1995 19:061
I bet McGiver (sp?) could think of 101 uses for a Cross pen!
12.8121BUSY::SLABOUNTYAct like you own the companyThu Sep 28 1995 19:146
    
    	I think I saw him yank apart a Bic pen and use it to repair a
    	ruptured fuel line.
    
    	A Cross pen would probably do just as well.
    
12.8122DPDMAI::EDITEX::MOOREHEY! All you mimes be quiet!Thu Sep 28 1995 21:152
    
    Things to be Cross about today.
12.8123NETCAD::WOODFORDAndMilesToGoBeforeISleep.Thu Sep 28 1995 21:3111
    
    
    TTHT:  i'm sitting here in my bedroom, noting, and watching my poor
    sick hubby laing in bed reading a book.  He hasn't moved from the bed
    all day.  Now he's got a high fever too. :(  I feel so bad for him. 
    This is the first time he has ever called in sick in all the time he's
    been with his company.  (Almost three years!)
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.8124NETCAD::WOODFORDAndMilesToGoBeforeISleep.Thu Sep 28 1995 21:327
    
    
    I know....laying...not laing.
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.8125GIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Thu Sep 28 1995 21:3710
re <<< 
>laying...not laing.
    
Or even lying, unless he's setting a table or laying an egg.


\Chele

Sorry T.W.    

12.8126Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnFri Sep 29 1995 01:512
    TTHT - errm, errrm, ohh yeah, TTHlastnight - bad dream, didn't like it
    one bit, no-sir-e. In fact I'd go so far as to say it was a nightmare.
12.8127I don't like FridayWSTENG::DSMITHFri Sep 29 1995 02:207
    
    
     It's Friday, and I've got another 10-hour nightshift to do!!! Also
    possibilities of a 12 hour Saturday nightshift as well (at least that's
    overtime).
    
    Danny.
12.8128DPDMAI::GUINEO::MOOREHEY! All you mimes be quiet!Fri Sep 29 1995 03:474
    
    Martin, you sure have a lot of bad dreams.  Stop drinking so much.
    
    ;^)
12.8129Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnFri Sep 29 1995 03:581
    Hey, I dosshon't dfink anymore !! 
12.8130Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnFri Sep 29 1995 04:079
>POWDML::HANGGELI "Little Chamber of OhOhOh/OwOwOw"   4 lines  28-SEP-1995 15:12
    
>    Fry the sucker!
    
    and I thought she was such a nice young lady! ! ! ! ! ! 
    
    :)
    
    
12.8131Good title for a song, methinksSPEZKO::FRASERMobius Loop; see other sideFri Sep 29 1995 11:328
>    and I thought she was such a nice young lady! ! ! ! ! ! 
    
        Two out of three ain't bad ...
        
        ;*)
            
    

12.8132DEVLPR::DKILLORANDanimalFri Sep 29 1995 11:5410
    
    > and I thought she was such a nice young lady! ! ! ! ! ! 

    She most certainly is!
    She is definitely young!
    she is DEFINITELY a lady!
    
    and she V E R  Y   N I C E  !    ;->  <---------- <lecherous leer>

    :-)
12.8133POLAR::RICHARDSONPettin' &amp; Sofa Settin'Fri Sep 29 1995 12:263
    {French taunter voice}
    
    Ahhhhh Yessssa she's a verrrry niceh!
12.8134MPGS::MARKEYLetting things fly with impunityFri Sep 29 1995 13:476
    
    {more French-accented taunting}
    
    Now, go away or we shall taunt you a second tiiiiime...
    
    -b
12.8135SMURF::WALTERSFri Sep 29 1995 13:491
    Vite, fetchez la vache.
12.8136MPGS::MARKEYLetting things fly with impunityFri Sep 29 1995 13:503
    
    Run away!!!!!!!
    
12.8137POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of OhOhOh/OwOwOwFri Sep 29 1995 16:084
    
    Forget the nice; I'll just settle for young 8^).
    
    
12.8138CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend will you be ready?Fri Sep 29 1995 16:107

               \|/ ____ \|/
                @~/ ,. \~@
               /_( \__/ )_\
               ~  \__U_/  ~

12.8139All of SE Nashua being repaved as we speakMOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Fri Sep 29 1995 18:223
TTHT:
   The roar of the asphalt, the smell of the construction equipment.

12.8140BUSY::SLABOUNTYA swift kick in the butt - $1Fri Sep 29 1995 18:246
    
    	And I think this state decided to repair EVERY bridge in central
    	MA at the same time.
    
    	I wish they'd, oh, I don't know ... FINISH a couple soon.
    
12.8141GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA fighting for our RIGHTSFri Sep 29 1995 19:412
    
    Brain dead.  What a day......
12.8142ACIS02::BATTISHave you hugged a cactus today?Fri Sep 29 1995 19:462
    
    <--- why is today any different
12.8143GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA fighting for our RIGHTSFri Sep 29 1995 19:592
    
    Look splattis, if I want any chite out of you I'll squeeze yer head.
12.8144And I DIDN'T eat the beans at Cozymel'sROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150kts is TOO slow!Mon Oct 02 1995 11:046
    TTHLN
    
    Multiple incidents of my contributing to the methane gas concentration
    in sufficiently high decibels to awaken Marina from a sound sleep.
    
    Bob
12.8145NETCAD::WOODFORDAndMilesToGoBeforeISleep.Mon Oct 02 1995 11:3721
    
    
    TTHT:  Well, actually, this is a TTHT and a TTLT, but mostly a TTHT.
    When I leave the gas station I stop at in the morning, I usually take a
    left out of the parking lot, then a left onto the highway.  This
    morning, I decided I wanted a Dunkin Donuts (tm) coffee instead of a
    gas station coffee. (The coffee there is actually pretty good though.) 
    So, I took a right instead.  Just after I pulled out of the parking
    lot, I heard a loud crash.  I looked in my rear view mirror to see what
    it was.  Two cars...head on collision...looked very bad.  My car would
    have been right where it happened if I had followed my usual morning
    routine.
    
    When I left DD's, I had to go back that way to get onto the highway. 
    Both cars were still there, along with two cruisers, a fire truck, and
    an ambulance.  They were using the jaws of life to get a young woman
    out of one of the cars.  She looked to be very badly injured. :(  I
    hope she's ok.... :(
    
    Terrie
    
12.8146SUBPAC::SADINfrankly scallop, I don't give a clam!Mon Oct 02 1995 12:159
    
    
    	Eeek...that is a thing to hate today Terrie. I remember doing my
    extrication training for EMT class....it was rather frightening being a
    victim in a training situation, never mind in a real wreck where you
    are really injured. My heart goes out to them....
    
    
    jim
12.8147The South rose again ?GAAS::BRAUCHERFrustrated IncorporatedMon Oct 02 1995 12:548
    
      Well, the hapless Patriots did march into Atlanta, but alas, it
     was they who got burned.  They forgot football is played over FOUR
     quarters.
    
      Scott Zolak will not be mistaken for William Tecumseh Sherman.
    
      bb
12.8148ACIS01::BATTISHave you hugged a cactus today?Mon Oct 02 1995 13:212
    
    <--- what did I tell you on Friday
12.8149GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA fighting for our RIGHTSMon Oct 02 1995 13:4410
    
    
    
    Hearing of a 3 day old baby who died at my wife's place of employment
    Saturday.  She works at an urgent care facility.  Parents brought their
    baby in and the receptionist asked them how he was doing.  The Mother
    looked down and said he was purple.  They did everything they could,
    but the baby died at the hospital a little later in the evening.
    
    
12.8150EST::RANDOLPHTom R. N1OOQMon Oct 02 1995 14:2710
>     <<< Note 12.8140 by BUSY::SLABOUNTY "A swift kick in the butt - $1" >>>
>    	And I think this state decided to repair EVERY bridge in central
>    	MA at the same time.
>    	I wish they'd, oh, I don't know ... FINISH a couple soon.

Yahbut, remember the FXO commuting daze?
Two or three YEARS to finish those bridges.
They're just starting work on the Solomon Pond Road bridge across I290 on my
commute...they put the barrels out 2 or 3 weeks ago, NOTHING else has
happened since then. I'm looking forward to 1998 when they finish it.
12.8151DEVLPR::DKILLORANUneasy RiderMon Oct 02 1995 14:407
    
    TTHThisYear....

    JJ won't be able to ride with me this year, if ever.... feh!

    :-(((((

12.8152BUSY::SLABOUNTYA swift kick in the butt - $1Mon Oct 02 1995 15:246
    
    	RE: Tom
    
    	Forgot about that ... but now that you mention it, driving through
    	the industrial park every day does ring a bell.  8^)
    
12.8153DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Mon Oct 02 1995 15:267
    
    
    	re: Dan
    
    
    	Shame on you!  harumph.
    
12.8154DEVLPR::DKILLORANUneasy RiderMon Oct 02 1995 15:427
    
    JJ
    
    I's SORRY.... 
    
    :'-{
    
12.8155SUBPAC::SADINfrankly scallop, I don't give a clam!Mon Oct 02 1995 15:455
    
    JJ darlin', I'll borrow my FIL's bike and take you fer a cruise....:)
    
    
    jim
12.8156Shula bowl '95CSOA1::LEECHDia do bheatha.Mon Oct 02 1995 17:123
    Bangels gave Sunday's game to the Dolphins.  They played a good game
    and lost it in the last 3 minutes.  I admit, though, that they did have
    a little help from the zebras.
12.8157DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Mon Oct 02 1995 17:436
    
    
    	re:  jim
    
    	Cool!  I've only been once this season.  =(
    
12.8158DEVLPR::DKILLORANUneasy RiderMon Oct 02 1995 17:497
    
    <--------
    
    HEY!  That's not MY fault!  You turned me down what 6-8 times ?!?
    
    :-P
    
12.8159ACIS01::BATTISHave you hugged a cactus today?Mon Oct 02 1995 18:073
    
    <--- happens with you quite a bit, eh kirby? Getting turned down that
    is. :-)
12.8160DEVLPR::DKILLORANUneasy RiderMon Oct 02 1995 18:0910
    
    Ain't stopped me yet !
    
    ;-)
    
    I jes keep askin', I figures I'll eventually wear down their
    resistance...
    
    :-)
    
12.8161Oh my!CSLALL::HENDERSONBut what are they among so many?Mon Oct 02 1995 18:547
>    Bangels gave Sunday's game to the Dolphins.  They played a good game
>    and lost it in the last 3 minutes.  I admit, though, that they did have
>    a little help from the zebras.


  A female vocal group is now playing football?
12.8162BIGQ::SILVADiabloMon Oct 02 1995 19:163

	Judging by JJ's p-name, I think her resistance is quite high! :-)
12.8163Sigh....PERFOM::LICEA_KANEwhen it's comin' from the leftMon Oct 02 1995 19:264
    
    Anal retentive competitors.
    
    								-mr. bill
12.8164We all work in a yellow company, a yellow company, a yell....BIGQ::SILVADiabloMon Oct 02 1995 19:5810

	Walking into a very very yellow building. They replaced one section of
lights in the building, and they are bloody yellow! You walk from one part to
another, and it goes from normal, to yellow. My understanding is they are
replacing all the bulbs. My guess is these yellow ones will save money. Now I
feel like I work in the FAB. :-)


Glen
12.8165MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Mon Oct 02 1995 20:012
Sounds like bug lites, Glen.

12.8166BIGQ::SILVADiabloMon Oct 02 1995 20:035
| <<< Note 12.8165 by MOLAR::DELBALSO "I (spade) my (dogface)" >>>

| Sounds like bug lites, Glen.

	Imagine if Kirby worked here? Bzzzzzzzzzzt! :-)
12.8167SUBPAC::SADINfrankly scallop, I don't give a clam!Mon Oct 02 1995 20:1718
12.8168Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnTue Oct 03 1995 01:098
    TTHT - People that talk so damn fast, you can't understand what 
    they're saying. So, you keep saying excuse me, could you repeat 
    that, ahomosayswhat etc and then they start getting agro because 
    they have to keep repeating everything.
    
    Like, SLOW DOWN buddy! I still didn't understand the guy, so I 
    told him to get his colleague to call me when she gets off the 
    phone.
12.8169Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnTue Oct 03 1995 01:413
    TTHT - That bloke I talked to earlier has put me in a really bad mood!
    I think, I'll call him again, and ask him to go through the whole thing 
    again... Hopefully that will annoy the hell outa him.
12.8170Cozymel's beans NEVER had that effect on me...;^)DPDMAI::GUINEO::MOOREHEY! All you mimes be quiet!Tue Oct 03 1995 03:2410
    .8144
    
    Just flap the blankets and tell her you were trying to get a large bug
    off the bed. Then go back to sleep.
    
    Or let the dog sleep in the room.  The dog is always good for
    fart-blame.
    
    ;^)
    
12.8171DPDMAI::GUINEO::MOOREHEY! All you mimes be quiet!Tue Oct 03 1995 03:277
    .8169
    
    Martin,
    
    You were talking too fast, so I missed your note.
    
    
12.8172Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnTue Oct 03 1995 04:361
    noiwasnt!
12.8173Do you need more than an order of magnitude?PERFOM::LICEA_KANEwhen it's comin' from the leftTue Oct 03 1995 11:339
    
    Oh, why don't we just get it over with already:
    
    fps = (float)numframes/period;
#ifndef ANAL_RETENTIVE_COMPETITOR
    fps = fps/13.1;
#endif
    
    								-mr. bill
12.8174Try it, it's great!ROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150kts is TOO slow!Tue Oct 03 1995 12:435
    re: .8170
    
    Must have been the shrimp bisque.
    
    Bob
12.8175DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Tue Oct 03 1995 13:2219
    
    	re:  .8167
    
    	Jim,
    
    	What fees do you have in addition to tuition?  (just curious,
    	my school doesn't have any.... at least for undergrad)
    
    	And yes, I have a helmet.  I snagged it from my parents.  Dad
    	used to have motorcycles and mom was going to put the helmets
    	out for the yard sale a couple weeks ago.  I snagged it long
    	before she had the chance to do that.  =)   I keep it in my
    	truck.  =)
    
    	Unfortunately, like Kirby said, he gave me plenty of opportunities,
    	but I just don't have much free time these days!
    
    	JJ
    
12.8176CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenTue Oct 03 1995 14:012
    The recent phone problems have also yielded a loss of the speed dialing
    feature :-/.
12.8177CSOA1::LEECHDia do bheatha.Tue Oct 03 1995 14:081
    Lots of things...
12.8178SUBPAC::SADINfrankly scallop, I don't give a clam!Tue Oct 03 1995 14:5715
    
    
    	
>    	What fees do you have in addition to tuition?  (just curious,
>    	my school doesn't have any.... at least for undergrad)
    
    	There's the registration fee ($22), the student fee for the
    professor, lights, etc ($36 a credit + $25), and then the tuition ($120) and
    book fees ($54 for the book for this particular course).
    
    	They only covered the tuition and book fees...the rest is mine.
    ack.
    
    
    jim
12.8179So I went home and wolfed down supper!TROOA::trp669.tro.dec.com::Chrisit's time to trashercise!Tue Oct 03 1995 15:1210
TTHLN - You may or may not recall that I didn't have any breakfast
or lunch yesterday (through my own stupidity). Well to carry my
silliness even further.... I belong to a community band that
practices at 7:00 Monday nights and didn't have time to eat dinner
before practice.  I play the flute and the first piece the conductor
started with was "The Light Cavalry" which you may or may not know
contains many long flute passages of 16th notes at the upper end of
the octive.... I left band practice at 7:20 feeling decidedly 
light-headed.  I have never fainted in my life, but last night I 
came close.  :*(   
12.8180$ = FreedomNEMAIL::HULBERTCome on 5 O'clockTue Oct 03 1995 16:281
     I guilty man walks!
12.8181DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Tue Oct 03 1995 17:259
    
    
    	re:  jim
    
    	Hmmm....looks like all that stuff is incorporated into my
    	tuition costs.
    
    	Major bummer for you........
    
12.8182SUBPAC::SADINfrankly scallop, I don't give a clam!Tue Oct 03 1995 19:575
    
    
    	yeah, major bummer about covers it...
    
    
12.8183Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnTue Oct 03 1995 23:4710
    TTHT - Finding out the cost of advertising my apartment. Work has
    sorted itself out, so satan gives me something else to worry about,
    the money is tight and I need to get rid of this place. Remind me to
    smack that bloke right in the chops when I see him!!
    
    This whole adventure seems to have turned into one nightmare after the
    other. I need to get back to the states... I never had any {he says, 
    touching wood} bad luck there.
    
    Jack can I have some of your luck ?? Please......   
12.8184Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnWed Oct 04 1995 02:2111
    I wish my hair would hurry up and grow to the lengh I want. I am fed up
    with these constant bad hair days.
    
    Most days I get up and wish I'd never decided to grow it. Shoulda
    stayed with the action man look!
    
    If it didn't have a natural curl that has such a bad attitude, it would
    be okay, but...... 6 pots of gel required, per day, just to keep it
    flat. It looks so f'in stupid. arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrg
    
    I'm in a bad mood. I HATE ESTATE AGENTS. 
12.8185Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnWed Oct 04 1995 02:3712
    WHY THE HELL IS EVERYTHING GOING WRONG FOR ME!
    
    I just call the freight shipping company, whom I am sending a suitcace
    back to England with. When I talked to them about 2 months back they 
    said it would cost $80 to have the case shipped to London and then all 
    I need to do is pick it up, with no further costs. They are now telling
    me it will cost $155 to have that service and that the original price
    was wrong. $80 will only get it shipped to port, then I would have to 
    pay another $100(approx) when I get home to get the case through
    customs. I was so po'd I got a little abusive and then being the nice
    man I am, Iappologized to the lady saying it wasn't her fault, it was 
    the rsoul I spoke to last time. 
12.8186Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnWed Oct 04 1995 02:483
    Maybe al this bad luck is an omen. Somebody's trying to stop me 
    from completing my ppl. I mean, all these extra costs and unexpected
    expenditures are wasting away my savings.
12.8187DPDMAI::GUINEO::MOOREHEY! All you mimes be quiet!Wed Oct 04 1995 04:155
    .8174
    
    It made me flap blankets.
    
    ;^)
12.8188Quit drinikin', ya gurlie.DPDMAI::GUINEO::MOOREHEY! All you mimes be quiet!Wed Oct 04 1995 04:186
    
    Martin,
    
    GET AHOLD A'YA SELF, MON!!!  You're respondin' to yar own Notes.
    
    --- Barry
12.8189Talk Hard SNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnWed Oct 04 1995 05:484
    Aye and we all know who's fault that is...mr glenn richardson, he's
    been using that jedi mind trick on me again!!!
    
    yeah !
12.8190WMOIS::GIROUARD_CWed Oct 04 1995 09:331
    the verdict
12.8191Cleveland leads, one zip...GAAS::BRAUCHERFrustrated IncorporatedWed Oct 04 1995 13:076
    
      Tribe hatchets Bosox in 13th on ex-hose Pena right-center mortar
     shot, after 2 AM.  Raind-delayed contest sets new record as longest
     playoff game ever.
    
      bb
12.8192CNTROL::JENNISONRevive us, Oh LordWed Oct 04 1995 13:117
	Thanks, Bob.

	Now I don't feel so bad about falling asleep in the bottom
	of the ninth!

	Karen
12.8193why the current wild card adm. blows:WAHOO::LEVESQUEsunlight held together by waterWed Oct 04 1995 13:173
    Yeah, glad I didn't bother watching the end. Too bad. Roger pitched an
    excellent game. Now they are in the proverbial "deep sneakers." Hope
    they don't get swept.
12.8194WAHOO::LEVESQUEsunlight held together by waterWed Oct 04 1995 13:301
    ttht: neglecting to take my pills this am. And my throat feels it. :-/
12.8195ACIS01::BATTISHave you hugged a cactus today?Wed Oct 04 1995 14:324
    
    why are you shocked that Boston lost?? The Indians have the best record
    in baseball. world series will be the tribe against the braves, an all
    indian affair, be as it may.
12.8196BUSY::SLABOUNTYA swift kick in the butt - $1Wed Oct 04 1995 14:4510
    
    	I blame it on Aguilera, or specifically, Kennedy.
    
    	Why take a pitcher out if he's doing well?  And Aguilera always
    	scares me when he's in the game.  How many games has he blown
    	in the last couple months?
    
    	Great game all around, though ... even though the Red Sox lost.
    	But it didn't get over until 2:15 this morning!!
    
12.8197WAHOO::LEVESQUEsunlight held together by waterWed Oct 04 1995 14:4510
    >why are you shocked that Boston lost??
    
     Who said we were shocked? False accusation! Drink!
    
    >The Indians have the best record in baseball
    
     SFW? They were only 7-6 vs Boston. They are closely matched head to
    head. It's not like last night was a blow-out or anything. The Sox lost
    because of a single 2 run error. Let's hope they can some back with a
    big offensive night tonight.
12.8198The stuff that makes baseball great, namely paybackAMN1::RALTOAt the heart of the beastWed Oct 04 1995 14:528
      >> Tribe hatchets Bosox in 13th on ex-hose Pena right-center mortar
      >> shot, after 2 AM.  
    
    Ho!!  After the way Pena was dumped onto the sidewalk along
    with the trash by the Sox brainiac management, good for Pena
    for this payback!!
    
    Chris
12.8199ACIS01::BATTISHave you hugged a cactus today?Wed Oct 04 1995 14:552
    
    tribe in 3, 4 at most
12.8200MPGS::MARKEYManly yes, but I like it tooWed Oct 04 1995 15:0013
    
    TTHT: Wearing my lunch:
    
    A nice container of chilly dumped squarely on the front of
    my shirt, as someone felt that a high speed escape from
    the men's room, which I happened to be passing at the time,
    was called for.
    
    TTLT: A wife who's willing to bring a change of clothes
    for me.
    
    -b
    
12.8201BIGQ::SILVADiabloWed Oct 04 1995 15:031
<----you're a lucky man, Brian
12.8202POLAR::RICHARDSONPettin' &amp; Sofa Settin'Wed Oct 04 1995 15:117
    Brian, the force is not with you, and for obvious reasons.


    TTHT:

    Finding out that my Mother has been admitted to hospital with bad
    colitis. 8^/
12.8203Wonder what he was escaping from? :-)AMN1::RALTOAt the heart of the beastWed Oct 04 1995 15:1210
    >> A nice container of chilly dumped squarely on the front of
    >> my shirt, as someone felt that a high speed escape from
    >> the men's room, which I happened to be passing at the time,
    >> was called for.
    
    Hmmm.  One would think that when chili is involved, there would
    be the need for a high-speed *entry* into the men's room, as opposed
    to an escape.
    
    Chris
12.8204WMOIS::GIROUARD_CWed Oct 04 1995 15:174
    i am truely offended by the description of this athletic event
    by using words like tribe and hatchet.
    
    okay, i'm not really.
12.8205POLAR::RICHARDSONPettin' &amp; Sofa Settin'Wed Oct 04 1995 15:192
    There will be protests from first nations, but as long as Rushmore
    exists, it'll fall on deaf ears.
12.8206ACIS01::BATTISHave you hugged a cactus today?Wed Oct 04 1995 15:315
    
    TTHY
    
    My bowling, or lack, thereof last night. I'm afraid my average will
    suffer due to the above mentioned fiasco.
12.8207SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Wed Oct 04 1995 15:5211
    
    The Sux lost??? Great!!!
    
    I'm boycotting baseball this year, but this brought a smile to my
    face... and sweet irony!! Pena did them in!!!
    
    TTHT... the short memories of fans...
    
    This year, they should have treated all those bozos the way the bozos
    treaded them last year!!
    
12.8208MKOTS3::JMARTINI press on toward the goalWed Oct 04 1995 16:421
    I told you they were bumbs!  You heard it from me first!!!!
12.8209NETCAD::WOODFORDAndMilesToGoBeforeISleep.Wed Oct 04 1995 16:447
    
    
    TTHT:
    
    
    I HATE UNIX!
    
12.8210MPGS::MARKEYManly yes, but I like it tooWed Oct 04 1995 16:474
    
    Yeah, but where would 16th century choral music be without them?
    
    -b
12.8211ACIS01::BATTISHave you hugged a cactus today?Wed Oct 04 1995 17:5012
    
    << 8209
    
    << TTHT
    
    < I HATE UNIX
    
    eunuch's too???
    
    definition:
    a castrated man placed in charge of a harem or employed as a
    chambermaid in a palace. 2: a man or boy deprived of external genitals
12.8212the last two days have been hellMPGS::MARKEYManly yes, but I like it tooWed Oct 04 1995 20:0415
    
    We badly need a new hose...
    
    Our ethernet segment has been running at peaks of 95% capacity,
    which the site engineer says is "impossible"... or said, until
    he saw it happen.
    
    The result is that links time out and drop, mounted file systems
    appear and disappear with impunity, and X-terms and other client
    apps just vanish without warning. In a nutshell, it sucks.
    
    They promise to install routers to isolate the various segments,
    but who knows when that will happen...
    
    -b
12.8213Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnThu Oct 05 1995 02:016
    >	TTHT:
    
    >	I HATE UNIX!
    
    HEY !! What's wrong with the Nicks ? I think they're a pretty good
    team!! 
12.8214Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnThu Oct 05 1995 02:046
    TTH - hurricanes
    
    My mom and dad have just this Tuesday gone on their vacation to
    America. It's a travel holiday, starting in Atlanta then Florida,
    New Orleans etc etc. I just hope these storms you folks are having
    doesn't ruin there trip. I think it's their first visit to the US.
12.8215CSLALL::HENDERSONBut what are they among so many?Thu Oct 05 1995 02:1310


 Rotten day at work..





 Jim
12.8216I feel the need, the need for speed...WAHOO::LEVESQUEsunlight held together by waterThu Oct 05 1995 10:2010
    >We badly need a new hose...
    
    >Our ethernet segment has been running at peaks of 95% capacity,
    >which the site engineer says is "impossible"... or said, until
    >he saw it happen.
    
     You guys could use a GIGAswitch and a bunch of 10/100 concentrators.
    Solves bandwidth problems like pronto (even better if you guys have
    FDDI NIC cards in your workstations.) It also provides something that
    you might be interested in: room to grow. And grow. And grow.
12.8217ACIS01::BATTISHave you hugged a cactus today?Thu Oct 05 1995 11:392
    
    <----- minor plug for your group, Doctah? :-)
12.8218Scalped again...GAAS::BRAUCHERFrustrated IncorporatedThu Oct 05 1995 11:464
    
      Wardance continues as Sox bats sing Sounds of Silence, 4-0.
    
      bb
12.8219WAHOO::LEVESQUEsunlight held together by waterThu Oct 05 1995 11:461
    Well, when you've got what works, what are you supposed to do, hide it?
12.8220MPGS::MARKEYManly yes, but I like it tooThu Oct 05 1995 12:075
    
    The fire alarm that just went off. Someone probably burned the
    breakfast sausage in the caf.
    
    -b
12.8221WAHOO::LEVESQUEsunlight held together by waterThu Oct 05 1995 12:172
    funky error message that I trace back to the 64 bit limitation of my
    machine.
12.8222SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Thu Oct 05 1995 12:317
    
    re: .8218
    
    The Sux lost again????
    
    Normally I would say... "Oh Joy!", but since I don't care, I won't...
    
12.8223MPGS::MARKEYManly yes, but I like it tooThu Oct 05 1995 12:4113
    
    Herr Doctah:
    
    We already have gigswitches up the wazoo here, since that's what
    we use as a routing matrix between the video servers and the
    channel banks (cable TV stuff)... However, the offices (probably
    100 or so) are all wired on one thinwire 10 megabit hose.
    While I agree that FDDI to the desktop would be nice, the
    best we can hope for is that each office group gets its own
    segment isolated by a router (spending money is not our group's
    way of solving problems! :-)
    
    -b
12.8224WAHOO::LEVESQUEsunlight held together by waterThu Oct 05 1995 12:5517
    >    We already have gigswitches up the wazoo here, since that's what
    >    we use as a routing matrix between the video servers and the
    >    channel banks (cable TV stuff)...
    
     I'd thought that would have been the case.
    
    >However, the offices (probably 100 or so) are all wired on one 
    >thinwire 10 megabit hose.
    
     Absurd, assuming you are trying to get any work done. Utterly
    ludicrous, in fact. Sounds like the manage in charge of paying for
    resources ought to be asked how much he thinks he's saving the company
    by wasting 100 engineer's time... How long do you think it would take
    to pay for 1 piece of hardware if you improved productivity by a modest
    10%? Not long, I'd wager. (reminds me of the kicking and screaming that
    had to go on before we got enough CPU power to run all our
    simulations...)
12.8225CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenThu Oct 05 1995 13:216
    Ummmmm, Martin, where in Florida?  The panhandle got hit hard, the
    storm surge was quite high all along the gulf coast.  Areas south and
    east of Tampa should be okay but Atlanta was expected to get whacked
    with high winds and a lot of rain this AM.  If they are going to New
    Orelans later this week or even next week, normalcy should have
    resumed.  
12.8226MPGS::MARKEYManly yes, but I like it tooThu Oct 05 1995 15:288
    
    TTHT:
    
    The general issue of managing nose hair. There's always
    one that defies the statistics and grows beyond the natural
    boundaries, kinda like Amway direct distributors.
    
    -b  
12.8227BIGQ::SILVADiabloThu Oct 05 1995 15:531
<----- take that to the gak topic please!
12.8228POLAR::RICHARDSONPettin' &amp; Sofa Settin'Thu Oct 05 1995 16:261
    The front of my ass is complaining about not getting enough fresh air.
12.8229MPGS::MARKEYManly yes, but I like it tooThu Oct 05 1995 16:314
    
    As opposed to the other side, which gets plenty of wind...
    
    -b
12.8230WMOIS::GIROUARD_CThu Oct 05 1995 16:361
    -1 Bwahahahahahahahahah............
12.8231BIGQ::SILVADiabloThu Oct 05 1995 16:383

	Brian, it might get plenty of wind, but it is anything but fresh!
12.8232CSLALL::HENDERSONBut what are they among so many?Thu Oct 05 1995 16:403

 having fun boys?
12.8233WMOIS::GIROUARD_CThu Oct 05 1995 17:043
    let's be careful in here. trapeze could swoop down any minute and
    strafe us with a few bursts of pseudo-intellectual phosphorous
    rounds. then again, maybe not.
12.8234MPGS::MARKEYManly yes, but I like it tooThu Oct 05 1995 17:064
    
    Fear not, he already shot his wad in 43.421.
    
    -b
12.8235SMURF::BINDEREis qui nos doment uescimur.Thu Oct 05 1995 17:265
    ttht.
    
    Applying a large quantity of cough syrup to my trousers instead of to
    the inside of my corpus, in which latter environs it might do some
    good.
12.8236MPGS::MARKEYManly yes, but I like it tooThu Oct 05 1995 17:274
    
    Look on the bright side. It wasn't chilli.
    
    -b
12.8237GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA fighting for our RIGHTSThu Oct 05 1995 17:277
    
    
    Lick yer trousers, Dick.
    
    
    hth,
    
12.8238BUSY::SLABOUNTYA swift kick in the butt - $1Thu Oct 05 1995 17:299
    
    	How does the joke go ... "if he could do that, he'd never leave
    	the house"?
    
    
    	I just went to grab my coffee mug, thinking it was empty.  It
    	wasn't.  Sloshed coffee on my desk and my pants.  Just missed
    	soaking my keyboard.
    
12.8239POLAR::RICHARDSONPettin' &amp; Sofa Settin'Thu Oct 05 1995 17:392
    Well Dick, you won't be able to use those pants for hacking around
    anymore.
12.8240CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenThu Oct 05 1995 18:003
    Oh yeah?  Well when I woke up this Am and finally made my way out to my
    car via the shower, vanity, dressing routine, I realized that I had not
    closed my sunroof on my car last night. :-/
12.8241POLAR::RICHARDSONPettin' &amp; Sofa Settin'Thu Oct 05 1995 18:051
    Or, you left your rainroof open?
12.8242ACIS01::BATTISHave you hugged a cactus today?Thu Oct 05 1995 18:162
    
    <--- he also said your car seat is wet.
12.8243DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Thu Oct 05 1995 18:4411
    
    
    	TTHT
    
    	Looking for cars.  Or better, not having time to look for 
    	a new car.  I've got some good leads from the Want Advertiser
    	and the Telegraph but no free time to actually *go* and look
    	at the cars!
    
    	Harumph.
    
12.8244ACIS01::BATTISHave you hugged a cactus today?Thu Oct 05 1995 18:472
    
    JJ   you could always take a vacation day to look.
12.8245DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Thu Oct 05 1995 18:5013
    
    
    	I suppose.  But I'm taking a (male) friend with me because
    	I, admittedly, know very little about the workings of an
    	engine.  I can change a tire, put in the oil, antifreeze,
    	transmission fluid etc.  But crawling under a car and knowing
    	what to look for....... nope.  So I'd have to ask him to
    	take a vacation day too and that's not really fair.  (and this
    	guy is a great friend.......he's helped me out with a LOT of
    	things...I don't want to take advantage)
    
    	JJ
    
12.8246ACIS01::BATTISHave you hugged a cactus today?Thu Oct 05 1995 18:534
    
    well if you are buying a brand new car, why look underneath??
    
    If, buying *used*, I could understand.
12.8247MPGS::MARKEYManly yes, but I like it tooThu Oct 05 1995 18:544
    
    Free Hint: they don't sell new cars in the Want Advertiser...
    
    -b
12.8248UHUH::MARISONScott MarisonThu Oct 05 1995 18:545
>    	things...I don't want to take advantage)

He might want you to take advantage of him, however... ;-)

/scott
12.8249Sigh....PERFOM::LICEA_KANEwhen it's comin' from the leftThu Oct 05 1995 19:024
    
    Confirming this morning that I got some code names confused.
    
    								-mr. bill
12.8250ACIS01::BATTISHave you hugged a cactus today?Thu Oct 05 1995 19:244
    
    8247
    
    Free clue: -b, I live in Chicago, not New Hampshire or Mass. :-)
12.8251;')GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA fighting for our RIGHTSThu Oct 05 1995 19:292
    
    That splains allot.....
12.8252RUSURE::EDPAlways mount a scratch monkey.Thu Oct 05 1995 19:3013
    Re .8249:
    
    > Confirming this morning that I got some code names confused.
    
    Congratulations, that's a good first step.  But you've got a much
    bigger blunder to admit.  Go for it.
    
    
    				-- edp
    
    
Public key fingerprint:  8e ad 63 61 ba 0c 26 86  32 0a 7d 28 db e7 6f 75
To find PGP, read note 2688.4 in Humane::IBMPC_Shareware.
12.8253ACIS01::BATTISHave you hugged a cactus today?Thu Oct 05 1995 19:334
    
    .8251
    
    :-) :-)
12.8254PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BThu Oct 05 1995 20:002
  .8252  ah.  the postpischil/licea-kane love affair rages.
12.8255SX4GTO::OLSONDoug Olson, ISVETS Palo AltoThu Oct 05 1995 20:074
    what, you hadn't noticed eric nipping at mr bill's heels every time mr
    bill has noted in the past month?  I think he's found a new obsession.
    
    DougO
12.8256PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BThu Oct 05 1995 20:157
>>    what, you hadn't noticed eric nipping at mr bill's heels every time mr
>>    bill has noted in the past month?  I think he's found a new obsession.

	well yes, my dear, but there was a lull there for a few hours.
	i was concerned. ;>

12.8257POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of OhOhOh/OwOwOwThu Oct 05 1995 20:2924
    
    I really hate inconsiderate people, inconsiderate people who phone you
    in the afternoon saying that if you don't fax a document to them by
    5:00 that day then dire consequences await; you rush home to get said
    document, it's an hour drive round trip, and you prepare a cover sheet 
    asking that you be telephoned immediately upon receipt of said document; 
    it turns out they've given you the wrong area code so you have to track 
    down the right one; you fax the document, no call; fax, no call; fax, fax, 
    fax (they've probably got 8 - 10 copies of it by now); finally at 4:45 you 
    track down a real telephone number for the office and you telephone there;
    you get voicemail from every number you press, and they all say "if it
    is after 5:00pm..." and it ISN'T, but no-one effing WORKS there
    obviously, or else they're a bunch of lazy maroons, so all you know is
    that you've faxed the effing document but you have no idea whether or
    not they've GOT it, so you don't know whether or not the dire
    consequences will happen, and if they DO have the document, why are
    they so effing IMPOLITE and USELESS as to not call you, and if they
    DON'T have the document, where is it, and anyway, if it was so
    unimportant that they couldn't be bothered to call me back, did they
    really need it by 5:00 today?
    
    What a bunch of <r.o>, <r.o>, <r.o>, <r.o>, <r.o>, <r.o>, losers. 
    
      
12.8258CALLME::MR_TOPAZThu Oct 05 1995 20:367
       
       to hate: Scurrilous microminds who, when driving their
       grayish-beige or beigeish-gray car on a multi-lane highway in a
       driving rainstorm, figure it's a good idea to leave their lights
       off and become a stealthmobile.
       
       Good grief.
12.8259BUSY::SLABOUNTYA swift kick in the butt - $1Thu Oct 05 1995 20:4410
    
    	I did an informal survey one rainy day a few months ago.
    
    	I counted cars coming the other way, and I counted those that
    	didn't have their lights on.
    
    	It was something like 25 cars went by, 5 or 6 were either gray
    	or blue, and none of those 6 or 7 had their lights on.  The
    	rest of the cars did.
    
12.8260CALLME::MR_TOPAZThu Oct 05 1995 20:482
       
       I'm pleased that you've learned to count quite that high, Shawn.
12.8261BUSY::SLABOUNTYA swift kick in the butt - $1Thu Oct 05 1995 21:036
    
    	Well, when I say "I counted", I meant that I yelled out "car" and
    	"blue" [or "gray"] to the person riding with me.  He did the act-
    	ual counting.  I mean, once I had gotten to 15 I would have run
    	out of fingers and toes.
    
12.8262PCBUOA::KRATZThu Oct 05 1995 21:262
    Blah gray does seem to be the official New England car color.
    Never figured out why.
12.8263SMURF::BINDEREis qui nos doment uescimur.Thu Oct 05 1995 23:283
    .8262
    
    It's practical.  Doesn't show dirt.
12.8264CSLALL::HENDERSONBut what are they among so many?Fri Oct 06 1995 02:024


 My car isn't dark gray..it is light black
12.8265POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of OhOhOh/OwOwOwFri Oct 06 1995 02:065
    
    I always turn my lights on when I drive.  It not only helps people see
    me in the rain, but I think it helps in the sunshine also - those
    people in Canada (and the other countries who have permanent lights on
    their cars) have the right idea.
12.8266POLAR::RICHARDSONPettin' &amp; Sofa Settin'Fri Oct 06 1995 02:081
    You'd make a good Canadian.
12.8267POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of OhOhOh/OwOwOwFri Oct 06 1995 02:118
              eh?
	      /
	  oO)-.
	 /__  _\       
	 \  \(  |      
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	  '  '--'   
12.8268POLAR::RICHARDSONPettin' &amp; Sofa Settin'Fri Oct 06 1995 02:131
    That's all the proof I needed.
12.8269Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnFri Oct 06 1995 02:295
    re. -b
    
    i'm not too sure where abouts in Florida my m&p were heading. I must
    say that watching the news last night made me a little nervous. I 
    have a feeling they night still be in Atlanta. 
12.8270BIGQ::SILVADiabloFri Oct 06 1995 11:527

	Deb, bummer on the fax story. I can just imagine the frustration you
had to be feeling. Hope today goes better!


Glen
12.8271WAHOO::LEVESQUEsunlight held together by waterFri Oct 06 1995 12:151
    Doesn't your FAX have a confirm function?
12.8272POWDML::CKELLYThe Proverbial Bad PennyFri Oct 06 1995 12:463
    landed in a major puddle working my way to the car this morning. my
    shoes are soaked and I'm cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold.  well,
    you get the idea.
12.8273DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Fri Oct 06 1995 13:2211
    
    
    	re: Mark...... from waaaaaay back.  =)
    
    	Yes, I'm looking for a used car.  New ones are too 'spensive.
    
    	re: mz-deb
    
    	How annoyingly rude!  (to put it mildly)  
    
    
12.8274WAHOO::LEVESQUEsunlight held together by waterFri Oct 06 1995 14:281
    The effing fire alarm is going off here in LKG. How quaint. :-/
12.8275BUSY::SLABOUNTYA swift kick in the butt - $1Fri Oct 06 1995 14:4314
    
    	I get a list of part numbers to crunch through a program and
    	remove customer commits for, and I notice that 1 of them is
    	in a 2-6-2 format instead of the required 2-5-2 ... so I send
    	the part number back and ask "What is this part number actually
    	supposed to be?".
    
    	The reply?
    
    	"It's not a DEC part number, it has too many numbers??".
    
    
    	No, really?!?!
    
12.8276BIGQ::SILVADiabloFri Oct 06 1995 15:266
| <<< Note 12.8274 by WAHOO::LEVESQUE "sunlight held together by water" >>>

| The effing fire alarm is going off here in LKG. How quaint. :-/

	Ours in HLO2 went off yesterday. It was while it was pouring out. Glad
a friend had his keys!
12.8277DECLNE::REESEToreDown,I'mAlmostLevelW/theGroundFri Oct 06 1995 15:2613
    Martin,
    
    Don't want you to worry m'lad, but if your parents were in Florida
    when the storm hit or Atlanta when it hit here (at least we didn't
    have the water surge), the poor dears have probably been blown up
    to Nova Scotia by now :-)
    
    Seriously, hope the storm hasn't put too much of a damper on their
    vacation.  It was the pits here in Atlanta yesterday when I left
    for work, but the sun was out by day's end.  It's sunny and just
    gorgeous outside today.
    
    
12.8278POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of OhOhOh/OwOwOwFri Oct 06 1995 15:477
    
    I did receive a voicemail timed at 7:02am today from a woman saying
    "Debra, this is Carol.  I received your fax." <click>
    
    What happened to effing HELLO, THANK YOU, and GOODBYE?  Honestly, people 
    these days 8^p.
    
12.8279BUSY::SLABOUNTYA swift kick in the butt - $1Fri Oct 06 1995 16:168
    
    	She probably figured that if she asked you to send it by 5PM,
    	she'd definitely have it for 10AM, when she actually needed it.
    
    	That's why she wasn't there at 5PM last night to confirm.
    
    	Feel better?
    
12.8280POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of OhOhOh/OwOwOwFri Oct 06 1995 16:204
12.8281DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Fri Oct 06 1995 16:585
    
    
    	I agree Deb.  My Irish temper would have gone beyond
    	overload with that situation.
    
12.8282SMURF::BINDEREis qui nos doment uescimur.Fri Oct 06 1995 17:091
    Don't you mean she's a stupid $#!+, Mz_Deb?
12.8283TROOA::COLLINSComputer Room of the DamnedFri Oct 06 1995 17:103
    
    Hey!  I R that O.
    
12.82848^)POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of OhOhOh/OwOwOwFri Oct 06 1995 17:124
12.8285BUSY::SLABOUNTYA swift kick in the butt - $1Fri Oct 06 1995 17:1412
    
    	You could have used
    
    	[cents sign]
    	u [with umlaut]
    	#
    	+
    
    	That's as close as you can get to the real thing with a keyboard.
    
    	[Boy, what a straight line that is, eh?]
    
12.8286WAHOO::LEVESQUEsunlight held together by waterFri Oct 06 1995 17:233
    >	That's as close as you can get to the real thing with a keyboard.
    
     You might want to try the real thing, kiddo.
12.8287POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of OhOhOh/OwOwOwFri Oct 06 1995 17:241
    
12.8288DECWIN::RALTOAt the heart of the beastFri Oct 06 1995 17:478
    >> >> That's as close as you can get to the real thing with a keyboard.
    
    >> You might want to try the real thing, kiddo.
    
    
    Yes, but then he'd have to put down the keyboard.
    
    Not_Paul_Lynde_But_An_Incredible_Simulation
12.8289TROOA::trp669.tro.dec.com::Chrisruns with scissorsFri Oct 06 1995 18:576
You're going along... doing your job... feeling like "Hey, I had
a pretty productive week, things are going great, my paperwork
is finally under control"... and then CRASH!  I think I'm going to
be having nightmares this weekend thinking about next weeks tasks.
Think I'll buy a lottery ticket on Saturday and see if I can't
skip the misery.  :*\
12.8290Uncle Arther!!!!!BIGQ::SILVADiabloFri Oct 06 1995 19:459
| <<< Note 12.8288 by DECWIN::RALTO "At the heart of the beast" >>>


| Yes, but then he'd have to put down the keyboard.

| Not_Paul_Lynde_But_An_Incredible_Simulation


	SCCRREAAAMMM!!!!  Too funny!  :-)
12.8291I'll prolly hate myself in the morningXEDON::JENSENFri Oct 06 1995 19:533
    Going to the Pahk to watch the Bambino-cursed Bosox
    tonite.
    
12.8292;-) ;-) ;-)AIMHI::MARTINactually Rob Cashmon, NHPM::CASHMONSat Oct 07 1995 06:2610
    
    Well, it is now technically morning, and since the Red Sox lost, 
    it is now probable that Jojo hates herself.
    
    Don't worry, Fishing Window -- we love you!
    
    
    
    Rob
    
12.8293MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Sat Oct 07 1995 11:244
re: .8272, 'Tine

Just remember, 'Tine - in another three months that puddle will
be a patch of ice.
12.8294CSLALL::HENDERSONRed Sox..the tradition continuesSat Oct 07 1995 12:3412


 
Kids soccer cancelled this morning..however it is also a TTL as it has
been nice just lounging around this morning with no particular place to
go.




 Jim
12.8295XEDON::JENSENSat Oct 07 1995 17:466
    That's just fine, Mr. Martin.  Rub salt in my wounds.
    
    But at least I can always say I was there, in person,
    for: Nationally-Televised Man Leaps Out Of Stands And 
    Slides Into Second.
    
12.8296Barkeep, a round of dismal failures for everybody!AIMHI::MARTINactually Rob Cashmon, NHPM::CASHMONSun Oct 08 1995 08:0814
    
    Rub, rub, rub...
    
    Whew!  This salt-rubbing is hard work!
    
    So, have you been watching the Patriots lose games, or are you busy
    anticipating the choking of the Celtics and Bruins?
    
    Rub, rub, rub...
    
    
    
    Rob
    
12.8297SUBPAC::SADINfrankly scallop, I don't give a clam!Sun Oct 08 1995 14:097
    
    	ttht:
    
    	feeling slightly ill the past few days. coughing up disgusting
    crud, sore muscles, etc....this sux.
    
    jim
12.8298Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnMon Oct 09 1995 03:095
    TTHT - Proposed new tenant's credit check was refused. That means I'm
    still searching for a new tenant and will now have to pay for the
    advertising.... and I thought I was going to get away with it.
    
    I'm depressed.
12.8299WAHOO::LEVESQUEsunlight held together by waterMon Oct 09 1995 12:186
    I got in nice and early this am, starting the week off on a productive
    note. Ho ho! HPNUX1 is dead, so I have exactly 0 access to my files.
    After sitting around for 2 hours, I finally see the guy who can help
    me. Diagnosis: "a fried disk, at least." Prognosis: "It's not a one
    hour problem so it's probably a 4 hour problem. If not, then maybe
    tomorrow." Oh, excellent!
12.8300MKOTS3::JMARTINI press on toward the goalMon Oct 09 1995 13:071
    disdainable snarf
12.8301Nobody's here.GAAS::BRAUCHERFrustrated IncorporatedMon Oct 09 1995 13:244
    
      Columbo day.
    
      bb
12.8302BUSY::SLABOUNTYA swift kick in the butt - $1Mon Oct 09 1995 13:527
    
    	Did they show that guy sliding into 2nd base on TV?
    
    	The station I was watching didn't show it ... they mentioned
    	that it was happening and that they weren't going to give him
    	any free publicity.
    
12.8303She went to San Antonio to 'relax'ROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150kts is TOO slow!Mon Oct 09 1995 13:5314
    TTHTW - Marina went down to San Antonio to see her mother and two
    sisters and was involved in a hit and run automobile accident that
    totaled her mother's car.  TTLTW - Marina and her mother Marina are
    both O.K.  They were stopped at a traffic light when a car behind them
    changed lanes from the one to their right, to their lane, slammed on
    their brakes, causing the nose of the car to dive, and hit them from
    the right rear at about 30 MPH, backed up and sped off.  There were
    plenty of witnesses.  Due to the angle and the nose-diving of the car,
    none of the crush zones designed into the car were able to help much,
    and Marina absorbed some of the energy along with the car.  She has a
    lot of bruises and feels like she, "played weekend warrior a bit too
    hard."
    
    Bob
12.8304GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA fighting for our RIGHTSMon Oct 09 1995 14:089
    
    
    Bob,
    
    Glad to hear that Marina is okay save some brusing.  Give her my best
    and I hope they catch the H&R driver.
    
    
    Mike
12.8305MPGS::MARKEYManly yes, but I like it tooMon Oct 09 1995 14:269
    
    Bob,
    
    That's terrible! I hope Marina's had medical attention; I know
    the first impulse is to brush it off and walk away, but there's
    all kinds of injuries that take days or even weeks to develop.
    Please send her my best wishes!
    
    -b
12.8306ROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150kts is TOO slow!Mon Oct 09 1995 14:406
    re: Mike and Brian,
    
    Thanks for the thoughts.  Yes, she got medical attention.  Nothing
    broken, cut, etc.
    
    Bob
12.8307CSLALL::HENDERSONRed Sox..the tradition continuesMon Oct 09 1995 14:4810


 Gotta Dr. appt at 12:30.  Wonder if my Dr. will say "Milanta"?




 
Jim
12.8308WMOIS::GIROUARD_CMon Oct 09 1995 15:208
    went ATB'g at the Barre Falls Dam on Sunday morning. did a very
    nice endooooooo and smashed my thigh on a rock. having a great
    deal of difficulty walking today. stairs are almost out of the
    question.
    
    i guess i'll have to wait until tomorrow to ride again :-).
    
    gawd i love this sport!
12.8309CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenMon Oct 09 1995 15:251
    So, was my phone busy when you called to see if I wanted to go along???
12.8310BUSY::SLABOUNTYA swift kick in the butt - $1Mon Oct 09 1995 15:285
    
    	Uh-oh.  I sense a spat in the making.
    
    	8^)
    
12.8311MPGS::MARKEYManly yes, but I like it tooMon Oct 09 1995 15:296
    
    Cyclists don't wear spats. They get caught in the pedals.
    
    HTH.
    
    -b
12.8312\CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenMon Oct 09 1995 16:183
    Nah, no spatting, only funnin'.  I had to work on my bathroom anyway. 
    Going to try an coerce some folks in doing the Mid-State or Watatic next 
    weekned though if'n anyone is interested.......
12.8313if it ain't one thing it's anotherCSOA1::LEECHDia do bheatha.Mon Oct 09 1995 16:2719
    My butt-ugly, but normally good-running (if underpowered) peice of junk
    now has nothing going for it.  All of a sudden, the silly thing just
    isn't drivable.
    
    Replaced all the usual things (that did need to be replaced): plugs,
    dist. cap, rotor- but none of it helped much at all.  Played with the
    timing, too, but the silly thing just won't idle right.
    
    Could be bad gas, but it started running badly at the end of the last
    tank full and has continued with my new tank full (from a different
    location and company).  
    
    Though it has been an eye sore for me, the car really did run amazingly
    smooth for an old peice o' junk.  I hope dirty gas didn't kill my
    injectors- I did run my last tank full run almost all the way down
    before adding more petrol.
    
    
    -steve
12.8314CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenMon Oct 09 1995 16:335
    Did you replace the plug wires?  Air filter?  Fuel filter?  Run a can
    or bottle of fuel injector cleaner, STP Super Concentrated, may help
    clean out the injectors.  
    
    Brian
12.8315BUSY::SLABOUNTYA swift kick in the butt - $1Mon Oct 09 1995 16:366
    
    	For what you paid for those amplifiers you could've bought an-
    	other car.
    
    	8^)
    
12.8316BUSY::SLABOUNTYA swift kick in the butt - $1Mon Oct 09 1995 16:378
    
    	TTHT:
    
    	No chicken wings in the cafeteria.  I think they were gobbled
    	up before I got there.
    
    	Oh well ... there's always next week.
    
12.8317CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenMon Oct 09 1995 16:382
    Would gobbling chicken wings cause a rift in the fowl space/time
    continuum?  
12.8318CSC32::M_EVANSnothing's going to bring him backMon Oct 09 1995 16:506
    the poorest excuse for green chile I ever ate in this caf.  About as
    much bite as a toothless tiger with arthritis in the jaw.  Must have
    been made by someone on a conventional ulcer diet with a sodium
    restriction as well.  
    
    
12.8319MKOTS3::JMARTINI press on toward the goalMon Oct 09 1995 16:523
    ZZZ  Try both B and D
    
    Meg thinks I'm a loser and a maggot!
12.8320CSC32::M_EVANSnothing's going to bring him backMon Oct 09 1995 16:555
    No Jack,.
    
    just misguided and overly hungup about anatomy.
    
    meg
12.8321MKOTS3::JMARTINI press on toward the goalMon Oct 09 1995 17:018
    Sorry to bust your bubble Meg but I'm in the majority.  
    
    I don't think it is appropriate for your daughter and my son to be
    sharing a gym locker room but if it will make you feel any better, I
    dreamt this morning I was in a co-ed shower and wasn't embarrassed.
    (No joke).  Sometimes our subconscious does these things to us.  
    
    -Jack
12.8322PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BMon Oct 09 1995 17:023
  okay, everybody...  body dance!!

12.8323CSLALL::HENDERSONRed Sox..the tradition continuesMon Oct 09 1995 17:1211



 Dr. didn't say "milanta".  He said "Xantac".





 Jim
12.8324ROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150kts is TOO slow!Mon Oct 09 1995 17:145
    re: .8323
    
    Whoops.  I hope your stomach gets better soon.
    
    Bob
12.8325CSLALL::HENDERSONRed Sox..the tradition continuesMon Oct 09 1995 17:249


 Thanks




 Jim
12.8326MKOTS3::JMARTINI press on toward the goalMon Oct 09 1995 17:263
    GASP!!!  Di said Body Dance!
    
    By the way, you were in my dream this morning!!  Sorry!
12.8327PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BMon Oct 09 1995 17:324
>>    By the way, you were in my dream this morning!!  Sorry!

	let me guess - you woke up screaming, right?

12.8328BIGQ::SILVADiabloMon Oct 09 1995 17:3319

	I was in a 4 hour draining meeting on friday night. it ended at 10. i
drove home, which took an hour. the only thing i wanted to do was go to bed. i
get into the apartment, go into my room, and don't bother turning on the lights
as i just wanted to sleep..... i get to the bed, sit down to take my shoes off,
and realize my bed is soaking wet! i run over and turn on the lights, and it
seems my bed was collecting all the water that was coming in through the
ceiling! the roof was leaking. i spent the night out on the couch, sleeping
with the cats, which i am alergic to. :-(  the next day the matress dried out,
and left no stain or musty smell. so that was good. i rearranged my room so
that i can sleep in my bed, and have it remain dry. the landlady is getting
someone in there to fix the roof. the weird thing is she had it done 2 years
ago. oh well...... now i have to remember to not knock over the bucket that is
sitting there filled with water. :-)



Glen
12.8329ROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150kts is TOO slow!Mon Oct 09 1995 17:4110
    re: .8328
    
>	I was in a 4 hour draining meeting on friday night. it ended at 10. i
>drove home, which took an hour. the only thing i wanted to do was go to bed. i
    
    Glen, what's the problem?  Did you forget everything you learned in
    your 4 hour DRAINING meeting???
    
    Bob
    
12.8330BIGQ::SILVADiabloMon Oct 09 1995 17:419
| <<< Note 12.8327 by PENUTS::DDESMAISONS "person B" >>>

| >>    By the way, you were in my dream this morning!!  Sorry!

| let me guess - you woke up screaming, right?

	Milady, obvious if you were in Jack's dream, the screaming he would
have been doing would be quite good. But of course the screaming you would have
been doing would be terrifying. :-)  
12.8331BIGQ::SILVADiabloMon Oct 09 1995 17:4213
| <<< Note 12.8329 by ROWLET::AINSLEY "Less than 150kts is TOO slow!" >>>


| Glen, what's the problem?  Did you forget everything you learned in
| your 4 hour DRAINING meeting???

	HAAAHAAAAAHAAAAAHAAAAHAAAAA!!!!! That was too funny, Bob. Good think I
had no liquids in my mouth. They would now be on the screen! :-)



Glen

12.8332MKOTS3::JMARTINI press on toward the goalMon Oct 09 1995 17:561
    Oh Geez....Glen's back!
12.8333MKOTS3::JMARTINI press on toward the goalMon Oct 09 1995 17:561
    Actually Di, no screaming!  
12.8334BUSY::SLABOUNTYA swift kick in the butt - $1Mon Oct 09 1995 20:1317
    
    	My poor little sister.
    
    	You might remember that she got her Sundance about 3 months be-
    	fore I bought the Duster.
    
    	Soon after I bought mine, a truck backed into her car when it
    	was parked at work.  Fixed soon after that.
    
    	About a yar later, someone mis-directed her out of a driveway
    	and she clipped the bumper of a truck.  Fixed 6 months later.
    
    	And this weekend, someone decided to smash her rear wing window
    	and put a small dent/chip in the paint just below at the same
    	time.  The only thing of value in that car is the cassette
    	player that I gave her from my Duster, which they didn't even
    	take, so what was the point?  Idiots.
12.8335Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnMon Oct 09 1995 23:251
    TTHat the moment - Strange sleeping patterns...... most {yawn} annoying
12.8336Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnMon Oct 09 1995 23:381
    Today seems to be passing really slowly.... {sniff}
12.8337SUBPAC::SADINfrankly scallop, I don't give a clam!Tue Oct 10 1995 10:178
    
    
    	Up till midnight doing homework and it's not done yet. And I'm still
    sick...! :*\
    
    
    
    
12.8338adrenaline on the way home from workWAHOO::LEVESQUEsunlight held together by waterTue Oct 10 1995 11:172
    A high stakes game of chicken with a wildcatter with a rhino's brain.
    The madman almost killed me.
12.8339CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenTue Oct 10 1995 11:522
    Shawn, that does suck.  Doctah, it is near the full moon so anything
    can and will happen.
12.8340BUSY::SLABOUNTYA swift kick in the butt - $1Tue Oct 10 1995 12:113
    
    	So, Doc, who won the showdown?
    
12.8341WAHOO::LEVESQUEsunlight held together by waterTue Oct 10 1995 12:295
    Well, I'm here to tell the tale so you can draw your own conclusions.
    Had I lost, you'd have been reading about me.
    
    Talk about adrenaline- the moment you realize this *&^%$#@!)(*& is
    trying to kill me. Yikes.
12.8342BUSY::SLABOUNTYA swift kick in the butt - $1Tue Oct 10 1995 12:367
    
    	What I actually wanted to know was, who held their ground and
    	"won"?  8^)
    
    	But I am glad to see that you came out physically unharmed,
    	and only slightly mentally shaken.
    
12.8343it wasn't about 'holding' groundWAHOO::LEVESQUEsunlight held together by waterTue Oct 10 1995 12:562
    Well my vehicle is about 25 tons lighter, so I managed to scoot ahead
    of him before he could drive me off the road, but it was pretty close.
12.8344NETCAD::WOODFORDAndMilesToGoBeforeISleep.Tue Oct 10 1995 19:2311
    
    
    TTHT:  Coming to the realization that my gut feeling over
    these last few months were right about this place.  Such a
    disappointment.....
    
    
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.8345POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of OhOhOh/OwOwOwWed Oct 11 1995 16:408
    
    The scent of a new bottle of hairspray that reminds me of someone I dated 
    over 10 years ago.  How does one's brain retain smell memory for that
    long?  Every time I breathe in I think "Frank Vallarelli, Frank
    Vallarelli".  I'm going to have to give this away and buy a different
    brand 8^).
    
    
12.8346WAHOO::LEVESQUEsunlight held together by waterWed Oct 11 1995 16:473
    >How does one's brain retain smell memory for that long?  
    
     Scent memories are one of the strongest types of memories we have.
12.8347CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenWed Oct 11 1995 16:522
    Yes they are, sigh.......  Several times I have had my heart strings
    yanked by olfactory induced memories.  
12.8348CSC32::J_OPPELTWanna see my scar?Wed Oct 11 1995 16:542
    	Hey!  We have a Frank Vallarelli working out here, and he says
    	he remembers your scent too!
12.8349CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenWed Oct 11 1995 16:593
    I am getting a visual here of an old B. Kliban cartoon of humans on all
    fours sniffing each other and I am almost crying with laughter, oh yes
    I am.  
12.8350SPSEG::COVINGTONand the situation is excellent.Wed Oct 11 1995 17:016
    Yeah - some dead French guy wrote a really long book about everything
    he remembered after smelling a muffin.
    
    Of course, he wrote it before he got dead.
    
    It was called "Rememberance du things past" or something like that.
12.8351POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of OhOhOh/OwOwOwWed Oct 11 1995 17:104
    
    Joe, you're such a tease 8^).  I know Frank would never leave Stoneham,
    unless he got elected to Congress 8^).
    
12.8352The secret revealed !GAAS::BRAUCHERFrustrated IncorporatedWed Oct 11 1995 17:115
    
     re, .8346 - Aha !  Now we know how you're so sure you can discomfit
               your fellow roundballers.
    
      bb
12.8353DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Wed Oct 11 1995 17:139
    
    
    	....finding out that a co-worker that's been out on LOA
    	for over a year, has succumbed to his cancer.  He was only
    	in his early 30's.
    
    
    	....being sick
    
12.8354NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Oct 11 1995 17:194
>    Yes they are, sigh.......  Several times I have had my heart strings
>    yanked by olfactory induced memories.  

That Frank Vallarelli really gets around.
12.8355WAHOO::LEVESQUEsunlight held together by waterWed Oct 11 1995 17:274
    > re, .8346 - Aha !  Now we know how you're so sure you can discomfit
    >           your fellow roundballers.
    
     erp. No- no zone defense for me. ;-)
12.8356TROOA::COLLINSCyberian PuppyWed Oct 11 1995 17:283
    
    Mark is `zoned'?
    
12.83578^)POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of OhOhOh/OwOwOwWed Oct 11 1995 17:334
    
    Ah, thank goodness Gerald is back.
    
    
12.8358POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of OhOhOh/OwOwOwWed Oct 11 1995 18:106
    
    The facilities guys are trying to find a hornet (?) nest in the ceiling
    rather close to my desk.  If you never hear from me again, I was stung
    to death.
    
    
12.8359Sans commentaire...CALLME::MR_TOPAZWed Oct 11 1995 18:1529
       Elderly woman dies after attack by 'killer' bees
       
       MESA, Ariz. -- Hundreds of Africanized honey bees swarmed from the
       wall of a vacant house and stung an 88-year-old woman over most of
       her body. She later died.
       
       Mary Williams of Apache Junction was stung as she walked home from
       her sister's house near Mesa, about 35 miles east of Phoenix. The
       bees swarmed out of an 8-by-13-foot hive, which firefighters later
       sprayed with foam.
       
       A neighbor who found Williams lying in the street and covered with
       the bees called 911 and threw a blanket over her.
       
       Firefighters used water to wash the bees off Williams, then
       sprayed them with foam to suffocate them.
       
       Williams died Tuesday, four days after the attack. A doctor said
       virtually every exposed area of her body was covered with
       stingers.
       
       Williams was the state's first person killed by the Africanized
       "killer" bees, which first appeared in Arizona in 1993. It was the
       third U.S. death blamed on the hybrid bees since they entered the
       country in 1990, officials said.
       
       The bees generally attack only when they are disturbed and are
       very aggressive once they swarm. It was not immediately clear
       whether Williams had disturbed the hive.
12.8360CSC32::J_OPPELTWanna see my scar?Wed Oct 11 1995 18:163
    	re .8358
    
    	Wazzat smell like?
12.8361TROOA::COLLINSCyberian PuppyWed Oct 11 1995 18:193
    
    Being stung by a swarm of bees is on my list of "Ways Not To Die".
    
12.8362BUSY::SLABOUNTYA swift kick in the butt - $1Wed Oct 11 1995 18:2611
    
    	So, as you can see, Deb ... bees are virtually harmless.
    
    	I mean, she was the 1st one ever to die of bee stings in that
    	state.
    
    	Feel better?  8^)
    
    	P.S.  If you need a hug, or something [wink wink nudge nudge]
    	      I'll come right away.
    
12.8363POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of OhOhOh/OwOwOwWed Oct 11 1995 18:494
    
    I'm not sure that I feel any better after reading that.
    
    
12.8364COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertWed Oct 11 1995 18:518
	Well, them's bees, but Mz Debra's got hornets.

	I've heard of people dying from bee stings, but not
	from wasp stings.

	/john

12.8365MPGS::MARKEYManly yes, but I like it tooWed Oct 11 1995 18:547
        >	P.S.  If you need a hug, or something [wink wink nudge nudge]
    >	      I'll come right away.

    Shawn is struggling with that age old conundrum: "to bee or
    not to bee"

    -b
12.8366POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of OhOhOh/OwOwOwWed Oct 11 1995 19:064
    
    Cyril Connelly?
    
    
12.8367CALLME::MR_TOPAZWed Oct 11 1995 19:072
       
       Izzat cold Cyril or hot Cyril?
12.8368TROOA::COLLINSCyberian PuppyWed Oct 11 1995 19:093
    
    That's Cyril Killer.
    
12.8369Speaking of horrible stuffDECWIN::RALTOAt the heart of the beastWed Oct 11 1995 19:109
    Today's Paulllll Harrrrrvey reported that a student in a school was
    upset by a homework assignment that he didn't like, so he started
    punching the teacher, beating her repeatedly with blows to the chest...
    
    ...until she died.  Teacher was 51.  Student was... 9.
    
    Yes, 9.
    
    Chris
12.8370EVMS::MORONEYDANGER Do Not Walk on CeilingWed Oct 11 1995 19:122
I suppose I'll bore you all if I point out a couple incorrect
word usages regarding bees in .8359...
12.8371TROOA::COLLINSCyberian PuppyWed Oct 11 1995 19:133
    
    Trust your heart...
    
12.8372POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of OhOhOh/OwOwOwWed Oct 11 1995 19:215
    
    Tell us, Madman.  This is an educational forum.
    
    (Shaddap, you, !Joan.)
    
12.8373MPGS::MARKEYManly yes, but I like it tooWed Oct 11 1995 19:2418
    
    Apparently, someone got ahold of my American Express card and
    is using it for advanced monkey spanking at some place in Kaliph.
    Twice in one day, there were $250 charges added to my bill,
    as well as others. Always from the same number. We called the
    number of the business and the answering machine said they
    were a "body shop" in sort of a wink-wink kinda tone. Amex
    has cancelled the card and is issuing a new one, and thankfully,
    I do not have to pay these charges.
    
    I'm not sure how someone can run up $250 dollars a pop
    on a monkey-spanking hotline. Not only are they pathetic
    even to steal someone's card, they're pathetic enough to
    call a sex line, and then they're so ultimately pathetic
    that it apparently takes them hours to get off. What
    a world.
    
    -b
12.8374TROOA::COLLINSCyberian PuppyWed Oct 11 1995 19:255
    
    Bri,
    
    You piss off any hackers recently?
    
12.8375MPGS::MARKEYManly yes, but I like it tooWed Oct 11 1995 19:274
    
    I can't even begin to keep track of who I've pissed off... :-)
    
    -b
12.8376CNTROL::JENNISONRevive us, Oh LordWed Oct 11 1995 19:278
    
    	That happened to me.  I'm 99% sure that the card number
    was procured at the gas station, where I'm sure I forgot to take
    my receipt.  Of course, the individual using my number had more
    restraint, to the tune of $25 a day.
    
    	Karen
    
12.8377CSC32::J_OPPELTWanna see my scar?Wed Oct 11 1995 19:293
    	And they can't trace the call-from number?  On my corporate
    	AMEX I get my phone charges showing the FROM and the TO numbers
    	for all calls.
12.8378TROOA::COLLINSCyberian PuppyWed Oct 11 1995 19:316
    
    .8377
    
    Depends how sophisticated the perp is.  Cheap clone cellulars make
    this sort of thing easy for them that knows what theys doin'.
    
12.8379MPGS::MARKEYManly yes, but I like it tooWed Oct 11 1995 19:3613
    
    No "from" numbers on my bill. Just the number of the "business"
    which is apparently _not_ the number this person is calling...
    I don't have the bill here... my wife told me about a disputed
    charge involving these people last month (which she handled)
    and called today to tell me that several more charges had
    shown up this month for the same number.
    
    I wonder if the person who is doing this understands that since
    this involves multiple states, they're commiting a _federal_
    wire-fraud offense.
    
    -b
12.8380...zzzzZZzzzz....EVMS::MORONEYDANGER Do Not Walk on CeilingWed Oct 11 1995 19:4225
re .8372:

>    This is an educational forum.
    
I thought it was a, .. oh never mind...

Since you asked..

A "Hive" is an artificial enclosure explicitly made as a home
for bees, in order to get honey, etc. from them.  These bees
were feral, living in a wall of a house, not in a hive.

"Swarm" is what bee colonies do to reproduce/start a new colony,
The queen and about half the bees leave en masse, usually hang around
somewhere until they find a suitable home, then move in.  The mass of
homeless bees is also called a swarm.  The bees in .8359 attacked, and
probably weren't swarming at the time. (swarms are usually docile,
although they usually scare the hell out of anyone who sees them)

Of course as long as "B" movies exist the words will be used as
in the article...

Now aren't you sorry you asked?

-Madman
12.8381POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of OhOhOh/OwOwOwWed Oct 11 1995 19:555
    
    Why, thank you.  See now, we've all learned something new today. 
    (Well, almost all of us.  Were you paying attention, Meaty?)
    
    
12.8382CNTROL::JENNISONRevive us, Oh LordWed Oct 11 1995 20:019
    
    	When my number was stolen, the number that the individual
    	called from was printed right on my bill.  Also, Citibank
    	told me the name given by the perp that made the calls.
    
    	But, I've mentioned this all before, probably in this very string.
    
    	Karen
    
12.8383MPGS::MARKEYManly yes, but I like it tooWed Oct 11 1995 20:047
    
    I'll let you know what we find out! While it sucks, all it
    took was a call to Amex to sort it out (at least to keep
    from paying the charges). So, it could most definitely
    be worse.
    
    -b
12.8384BUSY::SLABOUNTYI'm with stupid ----&gt;Wed Oct 11 1995 20:086
    
    	I'm surprised that American Express even allows these places to
    	accept their card as payment.
    
    	Well, maybe I'm not.
    
12.8385EVMS::MORONEYDANGER Do Not Walk on CeilingWed Oct 11 1995 20:145
re .8381:

You're welcome.  Also if you get lonely for those hornets later
on, let me know, and I'll share some of my bees.  They don't
sting..much.
12.8386POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of OhOhOh/OwOwOwWed Oct 11 1995 20:559
    
    Well, I don't know for sure that they were hornets; they could have
    been yellow jackets or whatever version of wasp.  I just didn't think
    they were bees.  Wanna come by and let us know exactly what we're
    dealing with 8^)?
    
    The guys didn't find the nest.  I'm guessing it's still up there 8^/.
    
    
12.8388EVMS::MORONEYDANGER Do Not Walk on CeilingWed Oct 11 1995 22:266
re .8386:

Got a dead (or live!) one handy?  If you describe it perhaps
I could identify them.

-Madman
12.8389TROOA::COLLINSCyberian PuppyThu Oct 12 1995 00:1220
    
    .8379
    
    >I wonder if the person who is doing this understands that since
    >this involves multiple states, they're commiting a _federal_
    >wire-fraud offense.
    
    HAR!  Bri, if it's just some goombah who simply happened across your 
    number and thought he'd make the most of it, he's probably in for a 
    rude shock.
    
    However, if it's a phone phreak, the odds of him being caught are slim,
    and the odds of him *caring* are non-existant.
    
    Not to sound condescending, of course.  I'm sure you know more about
    these things than I do.
    
    `Eye Magazine' has a weekly column by K.K. Campbell on such net.matters;
    you can find it at:  http://www.interlog.com/eye/
    
12.8390POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of OhOhOh/OwOwOwThu Oct 12 1995 12:064
    
    Madman:  it's kind of long with a small waist and hovers and flies very 
    slowly and quietly around the ceiling.
    
12.8391ACISS1::BATTISHave you hugged a cactus today?Thu Oct 12 1995 12:132
    
    What's Glenn doing on your ceiling?
12.8392TROOA::COLLINSCyberian PuppyThu Oct 12 1995 12:163
    
    Dancing.
    
12.8393COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertThu Oct 12 1995 12:231
I thought it was Glen, not Glenn, who was the ceiling dancer.
12.8394POLAR::RICHARDSONPettin' &amp; Sofa Settin'Thu Oct 12 1995 12:283
    Oh what a feelin', when I'm dancing on the ceilin'
    
    
12.8395WAHOO::LEVESQUEsunlight held together by waterThu Oct 12 1995 12:305
    >Madman:  it's kind of long with a small waist and hovers and flies very
    >slowly and quietly around the ceiling.
    
     How about colors? Black? Brown? White patterns on the abdomen? Heck,
    is it chartreuse with magenta paisley?
12.8396CALLME::MR_TOPAZThu Oct 12 1995 12:369
       
       You all really piss me off.  No one, not one of youse, saw fit to
       acknowledge one of my favorite words as the 'Box word-o'-de-day
       yesterday.  This is the last time you creeps will ever see me use 
       ululate, and you'll have no one but yourselves to blame.
       
       I have feelings, too, you know.  
       
       --Mr Topaz  
12.8397NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Oct 12 1995 12:381
Topaz, does your uvula wag around when you ululate?
12.8398POLAR::RICHARDSONPettin' &amp; Sofa Settin'Thu Oct 12 1995 12:381
    For crying out loud, I gotta ululate.
12.8399TROOA::COLLINSCyberian PuppyThu Oct 12 1995 12:3913
    
    .8396,
    
    Don, I considered it, I really did.  I don't know why I didn't.  I must
    have been distracted by something.
    
    Please accept my humble apologies.  Please don't stop using the word
    "ululate", and any other neat words that come to mind.
    
    Sincerely,
    
    jc
    
12.8400GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA fighting for our RIGHTSThu Oct 12 1995 12:423
    
    
    Except for Haag, in that case it would be ewelulate.
12.8401TROOA::COLLINSCyberian PuppyThu Oct 12 1995 12:473
    
    YOU!  You late!
    
12.8402POLAR::RICHARDSONPettin' &amp; Sofa Settin'Thu Oct 12 1995 12:523
    It's pronounced ull as in gull.
    
    nnttmha.
12.8403DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Thu Oct 12 1995 12:534
    
    
    	....still feeling like death warmed over.  blecch.
    
12.8404well doneHANNAH::MODICABorn under a Bad SignThu Oct 12 1995 12:5413
    
    Re: Mr. Topaz and ululate..
    
    Though I didn't have a chance to reply yesterday, I thought
    your use of the word was brilliantly ironic.
    I had to run to the dictionary and when I saw the
    definition; well, I really have to give you credit.
    
    ululate: ..to howl, hoot, wail or lament loudly.
    
    An absolute bullseye!
    
    							Hank
12.8405BIGQ::SILVADiabloThu Oct 12 1995 14:273

	John, I'm not a cieling dancer...... my legs don't go airbound.
12.8406i before e except after cSOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Thu Oct 12 1995 14:501
    
12.8407OUTSRC::HEISERwatchman on the wallThu Oct 12 1995 15:228
    On Friday the 13th, the United States's national debt will reach $5
    trillion dollars.
    
    That's $5,000,000,000,000.
    
    Makes you wish we had a Year of Jubilee.
    
    Mike
12.8408CSOA1::LEECHDia do bheatha.Thu Oct 12 1995 16:4614
    That's the "official" numbers.  Let's research the "off-budget"
    numbers and add it all together.  
    
    Of course, what's the difference.  We'll never do anything about the
    actual debt.  After all, Congress can't even agree on reducing the 
    yearly INCREASE in big programs like Medicare, etc.  Do you really
    think they'll actually cut enough government to put a dent in the debt
    itself?  
    
    Meanwhile, the interest on the debt is increasing- somewhere over
    $200Billion/year currently.
    
    
    -steve
12.840920-25 basis points times the principal is *real* moneyPERFOM::LICEA_KANEwhen it's comin' from the leftThu Oct 12 1995 16:565
    
    Anybody do a bote calculation on how much Newt's "hey, let's default"
    open mouth insert foot cost you and me?
    
    								-mr. bill
12.8410ROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150kts is TOO slow!Thu Oct 12 1995 17:015
    re: .8409
    
    Didn't cost me anything.
    
    Bob
12.8411DECLNE::REESEToreDown,I'mAlmostLevelW/theGroundThu Oct 12 1995 17:014
    .36
    
    I think Topaz ululated perfectly today :-)
    
12.8412SPSEG::COVINGTONand the situation is excellent.Thu Oct 12 1995 17:064
    .8408
    
    That means we're only paying 4% interest....we should clearly get a 6%
    CD and live off the difference.   :)
12.8413cha-ching! cha-ching! cha-ching!OUTSRC::HEISERwatchman on the wallThu Oct 12 1995 17:455
>    Meanwhile, the interest on the debt is increasing- somewhere over
>    $200Billion/year currently.
    
    I've heard $9,000+ per second.
    
12.8414BUSY::SLABOUNTYAct like you own the companyThu Oct 12 1995 17:565
    
    	$9K/second and $200B/year are pretty close to the same thing.
    
    	Close enough, anyways.
    
12.8415SPSEG::COVINGTONand the situation is excellent.Thu Oct 12 1995 18:079
    
    >        $9K/second and $200B/year are pretty close to the same thing.
    
            Close enough, anyways.
    
    
    Yeah, what's $83,840,106,240 anyways?
    
    :)
12.8416SCAS01::SODERSTROMBring on the CompetitionThu Oct 12 1995 18:083
    .8415
    
    I thought you were talking about Palmer's pay.
12.8417NUBOAT::HEBERTCaptain BlighThu Oct 12 1995 18:142
Didn't Mike Tyson make more than that in his last ring appearance? (Hard
to call it a fight.)
12.8418SPSEG::COVINGTONand the situation is excellent.Thu Oct 12 1995 18:213
    Heck, McNeeley made $8,400+/second.
    
    Tyson made just over a billion dollars an hour (for 89 seconds.)
12.8419EVMS::MORONEYDANGER Do Not Walk on CeilingThu Oct 12 1995 18:313
re .8390:

Thin small waist would indicate a wasp of some sort.
12.8420TROOA::COLLINSCyberian PuppyThu Oct 12 1995 18:363
    
    ...or Kate Moss...
    
12.8421POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of OhOhOh/OwOwOwThu Oct 12 1995 18:435
    
    I'm not getting close enough to them to check out colours, mind you
    8^).
    
    
12.8422SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Thu Oct 12 1995 18:498
    
    re: colours
    
    
    Interesting..... Is it something you "picked up" recently???
    
     :) :)
    
12.8423POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of OhOhOh/OwOwOwThu Oct 12 1995 19:018
              eh?
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	  oO)-.
	 /__  _\       
	 \  \(  |      
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	  '  '--'   
12.8424thank you...SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Thu Oct 12 1995 19:021
    
12.8425POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of OhOhOh/OwOwOwThu Oct 12 1995 19:1013
                                       
                                 (moo?)
                                o
                               o
                              o
                          (__)
                          (oo)
                   /-------\/ 
                  / |     ||  
                 *  ||W---||  
                    ~~    ~~  

    
12.8426SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Thu Oct 12 1995 19:215
    
    Yes... (y)Moo!!!
    
    :)
    
12.8427NETCAD::WOODFORDAndMilesToGoBeforeISleep.Thu Oct 12 1995 19:2818
    
    
    TTHT:  That tomorrow is my last day at Digital and there
    are so few people I'm actually going to miss.  Such a pitty
    really.
    
    
    Raq...take care.  You're a very sweet person with a heart of gold.
    
    Glen...I'll keep in touch.
    
    Anyone else I'll miss has gotten their mail, and knows I'll miss them.
    As for the rest...good luch with your futures, and I wish you well.
    
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.8428BUSY::SLABOUNTYAudiophiles do it 'til it hertz!Thu Oct 12 1995 19:435
    
    	I didn't get MAIL.
    
    	[sniff!]
    
12.8429DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Thu Oct 12 1995 19:4413
    
    
    	Bye Terrie!
    
    	Weren't we supposed to do lunch?  (I was out sick on Monday
    	and Tuesday......)
    
    	If we were......sorry I didn't make it!
    
    	Take care
    
    	JJ
    
12.8430Just kidding......BIGQ::SILVADiabloThu Oct 12 1995 19:483

	Shawn.... that's because she hates you!!!!  :-)
12.8431NETCAD::WOODFORDAndMilesToGoBeforeISleep.Thu Oct 12 1995 19:549
    
    
    Bye Judy!  I was out sick that friday, and half of
    monday, so don't worry about lunch.  You're a sweet
    person.  Take care.
    
    
    Terrie
    
12.8432MKOTS3::JMARTINI press on toward the goalThu Oct 12 1995 19:561
    And me???
12.8433Perils of Pauline:-(TROOA::TEMPLETONBy the pricking of my thumbsFri Oct 13 1995 01:1616
    Just listened to to-nights Due South.
    
    Would some-one in Chicago, please nip over to where ever this show is
    supposed to be made and put the piano player out of my misery.
    
    
    Or
    
    
    The next time this show is re-run, I just might be tempted to put back
    to-gether the .303 Syd has hidden around the house, and do some very serious
    damage to the TV.                                               
    
    
    
    joan
12.8434Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnFri Oct 13 1995 02:584
    TTHlast night... I would just like to make it known that the next
    prospective tenant who turns around and says nope at the last minute,
    will get my fist rammed down his throat and his intestines pushed out 
    of his penis. Thankyou.
12.8435Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnFri Oct 13 1995 02:595
    p.s
    
    aaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh
    
    spewin'
12.8436GIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Fri Oct 13 1995 03:316
The a.c. here seems to have gone crackers.  It's *hot*!

PS  Poor Martin!


\C
12.8437Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnFri Oct 13 1995 04:013
    Chele - Where is ye now plonked ?
    
    p.s. I just had my first ever packet of jaffas (almost).
12.8438GIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Fri Oct 13 1995 04:205
Further away from the fire-escape, but closer to the usual departure stairs - 
same side of the bilding, but further from the windows.  Basically, around 
about  here *


12.8439flatlinersWAHOO::LEVESQUEsunlight held together by waterFri Oct 13 1995 10:1319
     People in red vehicles.
    
     Item: jerk in a red ford pickup cuts off the driver in front of me,
    realizes it's way too late for the dangerous and stupid maneuver, and
    decides to cut me off instead. Masshole.
    
     Item: micro-encephalitis victim in a red corvette darts into traffic
    from the shoulder, apparently without looking, narrowly missing
    becoming a hood ornament for my car. Idjit.
    
     Item: bimbo in a red cherokee in the parking lot sits with her door
    open (blocking a parking space) for an interminable period despite the
    fact that I'm obviously waiting for her to return to earth and display
    even the slightest [tiniest scintilla :-)] courtesy, awareness or even
    sign of life. No dice. I pull into the next space and notice this
    rocket scientist numbers among the parking challenged- she has both 
    driver's side wheels over the line. No clue. Or maybe it's just a
    matter of no conscience. It doesn't matter to her that she's taking
    more than her share. A real bozette.
12.8440BUSY::SLABOUNTYGood Heavens,Cmnder,what DID you doFri Oct 13 1995 14:0716
    
    	Went to Sam's Club last night to get some coffee for the coffee
    	club here at work.  I left her 15 minutes later than I wanted
    	to, but still had time to get the coffee and still get back to
    	Uxbridge to get to the bank before 6PM.
    
    	So I stopped in, ground up 4 bags of coffee [8 pounds total]
    	and went back up front to get in line.  3 people later and I'm
    	at the register, and 4 bags of coffee later the cashier guy
    	tips the bag and the tape lets go, spilling coffee all over
    	the floor.  So I go back and grind up another bag [2 pounds]
    	and leave.  Now it's 5:40 and there's no way I'm going to make
    	it back to the bank in time.
    
    	And this morning I left all 8 pounds of coffee in a shopping
    	bag right near my kitchen door.  8^)
12.8441CSLALL::HENDERSONRed Sox..the tradition continuesFri Oct 13 1995 14:085



 How unfortunate.
12.8442POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of OhOhOh/OwOwOwFri Oct 13 1995 14:124
    
    You could have saved time by buying a bean grinder for the office!
    
    
12.8443CALLME::MR_TOPAZFri Oct 13 1995 14:141
       yes, but that might make the coffee drinkable.
12.8444BUSY::SLABOUNTYGot into a war with reality ...Fri Oct 13 1995 14:157
    
    	I have one, but it's slow.  Might be able to do a pot's worth of
    	beans at a time.
    
    	The Sam's grinder is one of those industrial-type grinders that
    	can do 2 pounds at a time.
    
12.8445NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Fri Oct 13 1995 14:151
Why would you want to do more than a pot's worth at a time?
12.8446BUSY::SLABOUNTYGot into a war with reality ...Fri Oct 13 1995 14:176
    
    	I can't get people to MAKE a new pot when they empty one, never
    	mind GRIND coffee AND MAKE coffee when one is empty.
    
    	I feel like a kindergarten teacher at times.  8^)
    
12.8447SPSEG::COVINGTONand the situation is excellent.Fri Oct 13 1995 14:317
    .8434
    
    >his intestines pushed out
        of his penis
    
    
    ow.
12.8448CSLALL::HENDERSONRed Sox..the tradition continuesFri Oct 13 1995 14:325



 That would be rather uncomfortable, would it not?
12.8449BUSY::SLABOUNTYGot into a war with reality ...Fri Oct 13 1995 14:523
    
    	That'd be like passing the world's longest kidney stone.
    
12.8450POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of OhOhOh/OwOwOwFri Oct 13 1995 15:416
    
    Shawn:
    
    Bugger the Coffee Club; keep your own personal pot in your office and
    tell all the slackers to get coffee from the caf!
    
12.8451POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of OhOhOh/OwOwOwFri Oct 13 1995 16:0416
    
    Well, I've been informed that there's a rehearsal on Tuesday that I
    mustn't miss, even though I TOLD the directors and producers back in
    early September that I had symphony tickets for October 17th 8^p.
    
    SO, if anyone would be interested in my BSO tickets for Tuesday night,
    let me know.  Emanuel Ax is playing Beethoven's Piano Concerto No.4,
    and the two other pieces on the program are an American premiere
    entitled "The Rose Lake" by Tippett and Prokofiev's "Suite from 'Romeo
    and Juliet'".
    
    I'm willing to deal on the price so they don't go to waste.  Two
    tickets, great seats.
    
    Blurrrrrrgh.
        
12.8452WAHOO::LEVESQUEsunlight held together by waterFri Oct 13 1995 17:334
     Pornography on the court. After such a great week- we all played so
    well, to have today's session be as ugly as it was is a real downer. 
    
     My sinus infection has withstood the antibiotic treatment. Piss.
12.8453BUSY::SLABOUNTYHavin' a bad dayFri Oct 13 1995 17:376
    
    	Pornography on the court?
    
    	If you didn't bring dirty pictures with you maybe you would have
    	been able to concentrate more on the game.
    
12.8454CSC32::M_EVANSnothing's going to bring him backFri Oct 13 1995 17:406
    Marc,
    
    Try a good heavy dose of Cayenne and garlic for a few days.  It's
    worked as well, if not better, than the prescriptions for me.
    
    meg
12.8455i'm not a doctorMKOTS3::JOLLIMOREI'm drowning in youFri Oct 13 1995 18:063
	for sinus infections i've used a sea salt/warm water mixture 
	as a nasal spray. mix it yourself, or buy it at a health food
	store. use sparingly. works great.
12.8456POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of OhOhOh/OwOwOwFri Oct 13 1995 18:145
    
    Or, you could jet off to some Caribbean island, stick your face in the
    ocean, and sniff really hard.
    
    
12.8457CSOA1::LEECHDia do bheatha.Fri Oct 13 1995 18:182
    You may try adding some extra vit C to your diet... can't hurt any. 
    Usually speeds up the getting well process for me.
12.8458WAHOO::LEVESQUEsunlight held together by waterFri Oct 13 1995 18:211
    TTWA: if wines with lemony acidity have extra vitamin C...
12.8459MKOTS3::JOLLIMOREI'm drowning in youFri Oct 13 1995 18:231
	just don't mix the vitamin C with reds and cocaine.
12.8460POLAR::RICHARDSONPettin' &amp; Sofa Settin'Fri Oct 13 1995 18:271
    {thud}
12.8461POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of OhOhOh/OwOwOwFri Oct 13 1995 18:283
    
    Because then all your friends can say is "ain't it a shame"?
    
12.8462CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend, will you be ready?Fri Oct 13 1995 18:295



 Busted, down on bourbon street.
12.8463CSOA1::LEECHDia do bheatha.Fri Oct 13 1995 18:3014
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                        ||---M||
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                       /\-------\
                      (00) ^^    \
                      (  ) ||     *
                    /      ||
                 MOO!?     ||
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12.8464POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of OhOhOh/OwOwOwFri Oct 13 1995 18:323
    
    <-- WHAT in the WORLD is THAT supposed to be?
    
12.8465BUSY::SLABOUNTYHe ain't Ben Wah: he's my brother.Fri Oct 13 1995 18:333
    
    	Haven't you ever seen a carousel caught in a hurricane?
    
12.8466MKOTS3::JOLLIMOREI'm drowning in youFri Oct 13 1995 18:361
	set up like a bowling pin ..
12.8467POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of OhOhOh/OwOwOwFri Oct 13 1995 18:374
    
    Knocked down, it gets to wearing thin
    
    
12.8468CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend, will you be ready?Fri Oct 13 1995 18:384


 they just won't let you be-eee, no no
12.8469everybody!!!!MKOTS3::JOLLIMOREI'm drowning in youFri Oct 13 1995 18:435
	sometimes the lights all shining on meeeeeee
	
	other times i can barely seeeeeee
	
	lately it occurs to meeeeeee  .....
12.8470WAHOO::LEVESQUEsunlight held together by waterFri Oct 13 1995 18:434
    sometimes the lights are shinin' on me
    other times I can barely see
    lately it occurs to me
    what a long, strange trip it's been
12.8471SPSEG::COVINGTONand the situation is excellent.Fri Oct 13 1995 19:051
    That's funny...my trip wasn't supposed to start for another two hours.
12.8472BIGQ::SILVADiabloFri Oct 13 1995 19:085
| <<< Note 12.8471 by SPSEG::COVINGTON "and the situation is excellent." >>>

| That's funny...my trip wasn't supposed to start for another two hours.

	Is that how long it takes for the drugs to kick in???? :-)
12.8473ACISS1::BATTISHave you hugged a cactus today?Fri Oct 13 1995 19:186
    
    RE: 8464
    
    mz_deb, I believe it is a cow hanging upside down, udderly helpless.
    
    :-)   hth
12.8474POLAR::RICHARDSONPettin' &amp; Sofa Settin'Fri Oct 13 1995 19:281
    {thud}
12.8475ACISS1::BATTISHave you hugged a cactus today?Fri Oct 13 1995 19:312
    
    <---- you trouble me greatly lately, with all your {thuds}.
12.8476POLAR::RICHARDSONPettin' &amp; Sofa Settin'Fri Oct 13 1995 19:315
    eh?
    
    {ohhhh}
    
    {thud}
12.8477ACISS1::BATTISHave you hugged a cactus today?Fri Oct 13 1995 19:322
    
    <----- oh, a wise guy.
12.8478POLAR::RICHARDSONPettin' &amp; Sofa Settin'Fri Oct 13 1995 19:332
    				
    						------------>
12.8479BUSY::SLABOUNTYHeather Locklear's love slave.Fri Oct 13 1995 19:5515
    
    ------------
                \
                |
                |
                |
                |
                |
                |
                |
                |
                /
    <-----------
    
    
12.8480The $300 Roofing-nailDRDAN::KALIKOWDIGITAL=DEC: ReClaim TheName&amp;Glory!Sat Oct 14 1995 23:1412
    So I'm driving home last nite in the unexpectedly balmy 800 air, top
    down... "ticktickticktick" from the driver's side...  "Best check that
    in the AM," sez I.  This AM I did -- and this PM hadda put on the set
    of 16"-wheel winter snows becuz the 17" racing tires are not only
    superexpensive but not in stock.  Ah well, at least I like the custom
    5-spoke winter wheels a lot more than the stock 3-spokers that I have
    immortalized at http://webforum.research.digital.com/ ...  Guess
    there's a bright side to everything.  And I'm hanging the dang
    roofingnail up next to the fuzzy dice.
    
    |-{:-)
    
12.8481CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend, will you be ready?Sun Oct 15 1995 04:3613


 Insomnia..


 
   on top of that, I can't sleep :-/




 Jim
12.8482DRDAN::KALIKOWDIGITAL=DEC: ReClaim TheName&amp;Glory!Sun Oct 15 1995 12:402
    Was there an echo in there?
    
12.8483POLAR::RICHARDSONPettin' &amp; Sofa Settin'Sun Oct 15 1995 12:453
    No, Gilligan apparently cut his head off.

    Not only that, he decapitated him too!
12.8484NETRIX::thomasThe Code WarriorSun Oct 15 1995 14:412
Having my meeting in DC run late into night eliminating any possibility of
a 'Boxer get-together.
12.8485MPGS::MARKEYManly yes, but I like it tooMon Oct 16 1995 00:146
    
    Working 12+ hour days isn't bad, I suppose...
    Working on Sunday isn't bad, I suppose...
    Working 12+ hour days on Sunday is a bit much though...
    
    -b
12.8486Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnMon Oct 16 1995 02:303
    TTHT - The quite severe lack of money I have, due to extensive clothes
    buying at the weekend. I have a feeling I'm going to be losing a bit of
    weight this week ! 
12.8487WAHOO::LEVESQUEsunlight held together by waterMon Oct 16 1995 10:503
    >{thud}
    
     Glue factory candidate du jour.
12.8488CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenMon Oct 16 1995 12:028
    Losing and then finding a contact lens yesterday which in and of itself 
    is not too bad though.  If you are 5 miles into the woods, and your 
    hands are grubby, muddy, and just plain dirty, and you're sweating 
    like a pig then it becaomes a little trickier to reunite the lens 
    with it's eyeball not to mention painful until the errant grit gets 
    washed away.  Looks like it's time to invest in a pair of goggles....
    
    Brian
12.8489TROOA::COLLINSCyberian PuppyMon Oct 16 1995 12:035
    
    ...or prescription Oakleys.
    
    ;^)
    
12.8490MPGS::MARKEYManly yes, but I like it tooMon Oct 16 1995 13:3910
    
    I refuse to buy Oakley products due to the claim of "thermo-
    nuclear" protection. Sure, it's true in one very small sense
    (ultraviolet light), but I think it makes a statement about
    the company's view of their potential customers. Same reason
    I absolutely refuse to buy any book with "... for Dummies"
    in the title. If you think your products are for effing
    morons, then you must not be interested in my business.
    
    -b
12.8491TROOA::COLLINSCyberian PuppyMon Oct 16 1995 13:446
12.8492PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BMon Oct 16 1995 13:468
>>       <<< Note 12.8490 by MPGS::MARKEY "Manly yes, but I like it too" >>>

>>    I absolutely refuse to buy any book with "... for Dummies"
>>    in the title. If you think your products are for effing
>>    morons, then you must not be interested in my business.

	where's your sensayuma?

12.8493MPGS::MARKEYManly yes, but I like it tooMon Oct 16 1995 13:494
    
    What does this have to do with humor?
    
    -b
12.8494POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of OhOhOh/OwOwOwMon Oct 16 1995 13:516
    
    I took a course on acoustics in college that was known to the music
    sorts as "Physics for Music Majors" and to the science sorts as
    "Physics for Dummies".
    
    
12.8495PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BMon Oct 16 1995 13:545
>>       <<< Note 12.8493 by MPGS::MARKEY "Manly yes, but I like it too" >>>
>>    What does this have to do with humor?

	um, for you?  apparently nothing. ;>

12.8496just checking...TROOA::COLLINSCyberian PuppyMon Oct 16 1995 13:553
    
    Is today a "nice" day or a "nasty" day?
    
12.8497MPGS::MARKEYManly yes, but I like it tooMon Oct 16 1995 13:587
    
    I belong to the Audio Engineering Society, and have undertaken
    extensive studies in the work of Schreoder, Davis and others
    who were pioneers in the field of acoustics. There is nothing
    "for Dummies" in the field of acoustic engineering.
    
    -b
12.8498TROOA::COLLINSCyberian PuppyMon Oct 16 1995 14:005
    
    PLAY IT LOUD!!!!
    
    AXE-ELLENT!!!!
    
12.8499CALLME::MR_TOPAZMon Oct 16 1995 14:029
       re .8496:
       
       Would you please invest the niggling amount they pay you for your
       menial tasks, go to the hardware store and buy a pitchfork, plant
       it in the ground with the business end pointing toward the sky,
       and then jump off the monstrously ugly CN Tower onto the
       pitchfork, leading with your left nostril?  
       
       Thanks.
12.8500WAHOO::LEVESQUEsunlight held together by waterMon Oct 16 1995 14:041
    er, I guess that would make it a nice day. :-)
12.8501TROOA::COLLINSCyberian PuppyMon Oct 16 1995 14:043
    
    Hugs to Topes!!
    
12.8502POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of OhOhOh/OwOwOwMon Oct 16 1995 14:117
    
    I suddenly feel much better about the fact that I ended up having to 
    withdraw from that class 8^/.
    
    Thanks, bri.  
    
    
12.8503MPGS::MARKEYManly yes, but I like it tooMon Oct 16 1995 14:2412
    
    I'm just waiting for someone to ask why, if I studied Schroeder*
    so much, I misspelled his name... :-)

    -b

    * Schroeder was a mathematician who discovered a repeating sequence
      of prime numbers; these numbers were later applied to build
      something known as "diffusers" which scatter sound the same
      way a diffusion panel scatters light. Most modern recording
      studio control rooms use these devices to establish what is
      known as a "live-end dead-end" (LEDE) response curve.
12.8504TROOA::COLLINSCyberian PuppyMon Oct 16 1995 14:305
    
    Bumper sticker on Brian's car:
    
     "Schroeder primes MY numbers!"
    
12.8505BUSY::SLABOUNTYI'M SHOUTING: I DON'T KNOW WHY!!Mon Oct 16 1995 14:315
    
    	Or
    
    	"Schroeder was a scatterbrain"
    
12.8506MPGS::MARKEYManly yes, but I like it tooMon Oct 16 1995 14:334
    
    <--- oooh! I like it!! Can I use that as a p-name?
    
    -b
12.8507BUSY::SLABOUNTYI'M SHOUTING: I DON'T KNOW WHY!!Mon Oct 16 1995 14:345
    
    	Be my guest ... copyright won't be approved for a few weeks yet.
    
    	8^)
    
12.8508MPGS::MARKEYSchroeder was a scatterbrainMon Oct 16 1995 14:364
    
    Thanks! :-)
    
    -b
12.8509Or maybe a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles characterAMN1::RALTOAt the heart of the beastMon Oct 16 1995 14:514
    They're going to think you're talking about the Peanuts character,
    but that's probably okay too...
    
    Chris
12.8510ACISS1::BATTISHave you hugged a cactus today?Mon Oct 16 1995 15:054
    
    re: 8490
    
    Would "Gray matter, impaired" make you change your mind?
12.8511MPGS::MARKEYSchroeder was a scatterbrainMon Oct 16 1995 15:096
    
    RE: .8510
    
    Nope. Sorry.
    
    -b
12.8512hectic days aheadPOWDML::CKELLYThe Proverbial Bad PennyMon Oct 16 1995 15:385
    Anyone who knows anything a about congestive heart failure, please 
    send me mail off line.  That's what Mum's in the hospital for this
    time.
    
    Merci.
12.8513POLAR::RICHARDSONPettin' &amp; Sofa Settin'Mon Oct 16 1995 15:391
    Oh no! 8^(
12.8514MPGS::MARKEYSchroeder was a scatterbrainMon Oct 16 1995 15:404
    
    Bummer Christine. Hope she gets well.
    
    -b
12.8515CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenMon Oct 16 1995 15:443
    Definitely a bummer 'tine.  Best wishes for a speedy recovery.
    
    
12.8516ACISS1::BATTISHave you hugged a cactus today?Mon Oct 16 1995 16:154
    
    8512
    
    'tine that is a thing to hate! Hope she gets well soon.
12.8517ROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150kts is TOO slow!Mon Oct 16 1995 16:203
    Ouch!  'Tine, I wish your Mom a speedy recovery.
    
    Bob
12.8518POWDML::CKELLYThe Proverbial Bad PennyMon Oct 16 1995 16:423
    Thanks for all the well wishes.  If she doesn't finally start following
    doctor's orders this time 'round, you'll all recognize me as the new
    sinead o'connor.  
12.8519MPGS::MARKEYSchroeder was a scatterbrainMon Oct 16 1995 16:444
    
    <--- that one took me a while...
    
    -b
12.8520PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BMon Oct 16 1995 16:445
	>>you'll all recognize me as the new
        >>sinead o'connor.  

	should we alert the Pope?

12.8521BUSY::SLABOUNTYI'm just a little crazy.Mon Oct 16 1995 16:553
    
    	Probably should ... he'll be RIPPED.
    
12.8522BIGQ::SILVADiabloMon Oct 16 1995 16:596

	Hope your mom gets well soon, 'tine!!!!!

	It took Brian a while to figure that one out.... and it's taking me
even longer..... what do ya mean by the sinead occonner thing????
12.8523WAHOO::LEVESQUEshifting paradigms without a clutchMon Oct 16 1995 17:021
     She's saying she'll pull all her hair out. /hth
12.8524BUSY::SLABOUNTYI'm not part of the real worldMon Oct 16 1995 17:037
    
    	Somehow it doesn't seem quite as funny, now that it's been
    	explained.
    
    	And if Glen had trouble with that one, he doesn't have a chance
    	of figuring out what mine meant.
    
12.8525POLAR::RICHARDSONPettin' &amp; Sofa Settin'Mon Oct 16 1995 17:041
    And it wasn't meant as a Catholic slam.
12.8526ACISS1::BATTISHave you hugged a cactus today?Mon Oct 16 1995 17:082
    
    <---- Pope basher!! Pope basher!!!
12.8527POLAR::RICHARDSONPettin' &amp; Sofa Settin'Mon Oct 16 1995 17:091
    Bishop maybe, but not pope.
12.8528{thud}ACISS1::BATTISHave you hugged a cactus today?Mon Oct 16 1995 17:101
    
12.8529BIGQ::SILVADiabloMon Oct 16 1995 17:129

	Thanks for the explaination, Mark.


| And if Glen had trouble with that one, he doesn't have a chance of figuring 
| out what mine meant.

	That was an easy one shawn.... snl
12.8530BIGQ::SILVADiabloMon Oct 16 1995 17:136
| <<< Note 12.8527 by POLAR::RICHARDSON "Pettin' & Sofa Settin'" >>>

| Bishop maybe, but not pope.


	swoon
12.8531MKOTS3::JMARTINI press on toward the goalMon Oct 16 1995 17:133
    Explanacion.
    
    NNTTM
12.8532BUSY::SLABOUNTYI'm not part of the real worldMon Oct 16 1995 17:145
    
    	Don't worry, I won't.
    
    	[explanaTion]
    
12.8533WAHOO::LEVESQUEshifting paradigms without a clutchMon Oct 16 1995 17:286
    ><<< Note 12.8528 by ACISS1::BATTIS "Have you hugged a cactus today?" >>>
    >                              -< {thud} >-
    
     Don't you start!
    
    
12.8534CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenMon Oct 16 1995 17:361
    It was Jack's new NAFTA approved spelling.  
12.8535POLAR::RICHARDSONPettin' &amp; Sofa Settin'Mon Oct 16 1995 17:423
    Mark, ever see the movie Falling Down?
    
    ;')
12.8536ACISS1::BATTISLife is not a dress rehearsalMon Oct 16 1995 17:462
    
    <---- no, Glenn I haven't, but Assasins is quite good.
12.8537MPGS::MARKEYShroeder was a scatterbrainMon Oct 16 1995 17:554
    
    Realizing that I was _still_ spelling Shroeder wrong...
    
    -b
12.8538BIGQ::SILVADiabloMon Oct 16 1995 18:047

	Glenn, I worked with someone who could have snapped like that. Good
thing I wasn't the object of his hatred.


Glen
12.8539POLAR::RICHARDSONPettin' &amp; Sofa Settin'Mon Oct 16 1995 18:201
    I didn't realize you worked at the post office Glen.
12.8540BIGQ::SILVADiabloMon Oct 16 1995 18:421
not anymore i don't.....
12.8541TROOA::trp669.tro.dec.com::Chrisruns with scissorsMon Oct 16 1995 19:133
TTRHTW - Those guldarn carpet strips they use to hold down wall to
wall carpeting.  I was ripping it up all weekend and my hands look
like they've been through a paper shredder!
12.8542BUSY::SLABOUNTYI'm so damn cool.Mon Oct 16 1995 19:163
    
    	Maybe he works at the shady glen.
    
12.8543MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Mon Oct 16 1995 19:198
re: Chris

Are you lacking the happy homeowner's most important tool?



A good pair of heavy leather gloves.

12.8544Coulda used a Mac today....PERFOM::LICEA_KANEwhen it's comin' from the leftMon Oct 16 1995 19:3922
                                    
    A very good commercial artist who asks me "just xerox the design and
    fax it to me."  Only problem is the very good commercial artist is very
    very good indeed.  3/4's of the color design is dead on identical value.
    
    ----
    
    WTF is value, you ask?  Well, you know the radio ad where the schmuck
    is saying to a room full of execs "well, the gray bar is us, and
    the slightly darker gray bar is our leading competitor" and some exec
    shouts back "I can't see any difference!" with murmers of agreement -
    and schuck says "but on the screen they were blue and green bars" -
    and another exec shouts him down "call us when you have a real
    presentation ready" - and shuffle shuffle shuffle sounds of all the
    execs leaving the room.
    
    This is to embarrass schmuck-symps into forking out bucks for color
    printers instead of demanding quality graphing packages.
    
    There, you now understand value.
    
    								-mr. bill
12.8545BIGQ::SILVADiabloMon Oct 16 1995 19:556
| <<< Note 12.8542 by BUSY::SLABOUNTY "I'm so damn cool." >>>


| Maybe he works at the shady glen.

	MY SHADOW ISN'T THAT BIG!!!!!!  
12.8546Maybe fix won't be too drasticDECLNE::REESEToreDown,I'mAlmostLevelW/theGroundMon Oct 16 1995 20:369
    'Tine,
    
    Congestive heart failure is nothing to joke about; FWIW my 95
    year old grandfather developed it a few years back (kept saying it
    was bronchitis).  Finally, got him to agree to hospital trip, they
    implanted a pacemaker; with the good Lord willing, come 20-MAY-96
    Pop will be 100 years young.
    
    
12.8547jeez..I never get colds, or so I thoughtCSOA1::LEECHDia do bheatha.Tue Oct 17 1995 13:128
    TTHT:  stupid cold- running a fever, can't breathe (even after taking
    two Drixorals), can't sleep, can't think, head is throbbing...etc.
    
    What lousy timing.  I test for my black belt (taekwondo) Saturday, and
    I'm missing classes due to this stupid, untimely cold.
    
    Well, it could be worse, I guess.  I could have pulled a hamstring like
    I did before the last test. 
12.8548WRK9: ate my homeworkSTAR::MWOLINSKIuCoder sans FrontieresTue Oct 17 1995 13:168
    
    
    WRK9: eating all of yesterday afternoon's work!!!  :-{
    
    it's time to make the code again.
    
    
    
12.8549WAHOO::LEVESQUEshifting paradigms without a clutchTue Oct 17 1995 13:312
    BayBanks eats NFS, promptly screwing up my (formerly NFS) account.
    Falsely bouncing checks, etc. Whom do I stab?
12.8550CSOA1::LEECHDia do bheatha.Tue Oct 17 1995 13:357
    re: .8512
    
    Sorry to hear about that, 'tine.  Hope all works out.  I'll remember
    your mum in my prayers.
    
    
    -steve
12.8551DEVLPR::DKILLORANUneasy RiderTue Oct 17 1995 15:157
    
    re:.8512
    
    bummer 'tine.... :-(
    
    My best to your mum...
    
12.8552ROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150kts is TOO slow!Tue Oct 17 1995 15:325
    re: .8549
    
    What's an NFS account?
    
    Bob
12.8553ACISS1::BATTISLife is not a dress rehearsalTue Oct 17 1995 16:472
    
    <----- non sufficient funds /hth
12.8554ROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150kts is TOO slow!Tue Oct 17 1995 17:165
    re: .8553
    
    Wouldn't that be NSF?
    
    Bob
12.8555ACISS1::BATTISLife is not a dress rehearsalTue Oct 17 1995 17:216
    re: .8554
    
    could be Bob.
    
    Maybe he means network file server, only his hairdresser knows for
    sure.
12.8556WAHOO::LEVESQUEshifting paradigms without a clutchTue Oct 17 1995 17:241
    NFS = new and improved name for the former Nashua Federal Savings.
12.8557BUSY::SLABOUNTYPeter Horton Hears a WhoTue Oct 17 1995 17:266
    
    	You really should have put quotes around "improved", Doc.
    
    	At least the former name was reasonably descriptive.  The new
    	name is, well, just plain "abbreviated".
    
12.8558Baby FaceSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnWed Oct 18 1995 00:033
    the weather is fandabydosey and I'm stuck at work. Humph :*(
    
    Chele, I vote strike action for a couple of hours, whadaya say ?? :*)
12.8559EVMS::MORONEYDANGER Do Not Walk on CeilingWed Oct 18 1995 00:083
>                                 -< Baby Face >-

Imposter!
12.8560Baby Face....Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnWed Oct 18 1995 00:101
    <-- :*)
12.8561WMOIS::GIROUARD_CWed Oct 18 1995 09:503
    felling tired... Sam Adams Octoberfest flu-like symptoms from my TT
    banquet last night.
    
12.8562WAHOO::LEVESQUEshifting paradigms without a clutchWed Oct 18 1995 10:333
    >felling tired... 
    
     What, you have pet names for the trees in your yard?
12.8563POLAR::RICHARDSONPettin' &amp; Sofa Settin'Wed Oct 18 1995 10:361
    HAR!
12.8564WMOIS::GIROUARD_CWed Oct 18 1995 10:531
    >felling tired - see what i mean. a little dyslexic too...
12.8565ACISS1::BATTISLife is not a dress rehearsalWed Oct 18 1995 11:292
    
    <-----   also, that means you don't spell well. :-)
12.8566CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenWed Oct 18 1995 11:491
    Er, Chip, aren't you like, allergic to beer?
12.8567WMOIS::GIROUARD_CWed Oct 18 1995 12:364
    nope, i had to stay off beer for 6 months because of some medication
    i was on.
    
    but Brian, now i'm b-a-a-a-a-a-ck! boy, did i miss that stuff!
12.8568DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Wed Oct 18 1995 13:114
    
    
    	TTHT   school tonite.  (this semester is really wiping me out)
    
12.8569SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Wed Oct 18 1995 13:386
    
    	I know what you mean Judy...same here. I have a test this evening
    too...gak...
    
    
    chico
12.8570CNTROL::JENNISONRevive us, Oh LordWed Oct 18 1995 13:573
    
    	I'm with you, Don.
    
12.8571CALLME::MR_TOPAZWed Oct 18 1995 14:017
       Things to hate today and every day (originally postyed as .8570,
       to which CNTROL::JENNISON responded):
       
       Tasteless and virulently racist jokes that some people still find
       funny.
       
       --Mr Topaz
12.8572SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Wed Oct 18 1995 14:099
    
    
    	TtHT:
    	
    		pulling a muscle in my right leg while on a 5mile run
    yesterday (I pulled it about mile 2). My leg hurts BIG TIME....%*}
    
    
    jim
12.8573WMOIS::GIROUARD_CWed Oct 18 1995 14:411
    -1 get a bicycle... :-)
12.8574BIGQ::SILVADiabloWed Oct 18 1995 15:167

	Jim, did you put any of that smelly icy/hot on it after it happened?
The stuff really does a good job for me. 


Glen
12.8575MAIL1::CRANEWed Oct 18 1995 15:204
    Still sore from last weeks practical portion of my mid-term to be a
    fireman. I didn`t know they expected so much from someone. But it still
    feels good to get to the scene and help someone out of a bad situation.
    I guess being sore for a few days is worth it in the long run.
12.8576SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Wed Oct 18 1995 15:219
    
    	re: glen
    
    	nah, just put my knee support back on. That seems to help it more
    than anything....I may try the icy/hot tho'.
    
    	cheers,
    
    	jim
12.8577But not as bas as Ben GayBIGQ::SILVADiabloWed Oct 18 1995 15:245
you probably will have to do it at home cuz i don't know if you would set off
the alarms in the fab or not.... that stuff stinks!


12.8578MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Oct 18 1995 15:453
TTHT:
    I sold 56 shares of DEC stock on 10/12 when the price was only $44.50.

12.8579CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenWed Oct 18 1995 15:492
    First rule of investing, never look back.  You cannot spend shoulda,
    coulda, wouldas.  
12.8580ACISS1::BATTISLife is not a dress rehearsalWed Oct 18 1995 15:492
    
    Jack, next time ask me, and I'll get you a good deal. :-)
12.8581MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Oct 18 1995 15:503
Well, I can't spend the coulda, but I coulda spent the extra three bills on
several cases of Blue Nun.

12.8582:')GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA fighting for our RIGHTSWed Oct 18 1995 16:073
    
    
    And you said you aren't religious........
12.8583BIGQ::SILVADiabloWed Oct 18 1995 16:114

	Jack, you should be happy.... you could own stock that was once
$199/share......
12.8584I'll burn 'em before I sell 'emMOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Oct 18 1995 16:202
I have some of those, too. About one hundred of them, actually.

12.8585PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Oct 18 1995 16:223
>>                  -< I'll burn 'em before I sell 'em >-

	you might not get top dollar that way.
12.8586SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Wed Oct 18 1995 16:234
    
    
    I sold all of mine at 178...
    
12.8587And it was over 100 sharesCSC32::J_OPPELTWanna see my scar?Wed Oct 18 1995 16:427
    	I had a manager who put in his sell order through Investor
    	Services the day it hit 199.  He was really ticked off when
    	he found out that it didn't sell until the next day, and that
    	he only got 195/share.
    
    	His feelings were short-lived, though, as it continued to drop
    	from there day after day.
12.8588DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Wed Oct 18 1995 16:504
    
    
    	.....being constantly tired these days.
    
12.8589PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Oct 18 1995 17:493
	noters who can't read.

12.8590DEVLPR::DKILLORANUneasy RiderWed Oct 18 1995 17:519
    
    TTHT:

    Discovering that a person that I respected, and thought of as highly
    intelligent and educated is actually incapable of accepting a
    different opinion.  And is blind to this as well....

    :'-(
    
12.8591MKOTS3::JMARTINI press on toward the goalWed Oct 18 1995 19:025
    ZZZ       noters who can't read.
    
    Hah!!!  I was waiting for this!!!!
    
    
12.8592POLAR::RICHARDSONPettin' &amp; Sofa Settin'Wed Oct 18 1995 19:031
    What did it say?
12.8593PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Oct 18 1995 19:044
    
>>    Hah!!!  I was waiting for this!!!!

    Hah!!!  I didn't mean you!!!!
12.8594TROOA::COLLINSCyberian PuppyWed Oct 18 1995 19:053
    
    :^)
    
12.8595TROOA::COLLINSCyberian PuppyWed Oct 18 1995 19:083
    
    Forgetting something very important.
    
12.8596DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Wed Oct 18 1995 19:085
    
    
    	Not having any stock to sell..... (I sell the day after it's
    	bought)
    
12.8597SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Wed Oct 18 1995 19:085
    
    Leave Di alone!!!
    
    She and I have to play poker!!!
    
12.8598TROOA::COLLINSCyberian PuppyWed Oct 18 1995 19:093
    
    ooo err!
    
12.8599BUSY::SLABOUNTYThe call me Dr. LoveWed Oct 18 1995 19:135
    
    	Please, someone must make a "liquor" joke here.
    
    	My day will not be complete without it.
    
12.8600TROOA::COLLINSCyberian PuppyWed Oct 18 1995 19:143
    
    One incomplete day, commmingggg UP!
    
12.8601POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of OhOhOh/OwOwOwWed Oct 18 1995 19:229
    
    Being reminded of a road sign I saw in New Hampshire back in August,
    one of those flashing signs with lit up words:
    
    "Better to slow down, then get a ticket"
    
    
    Ummm...huh?
    
12.8602BIGQ::SILVADiabloWed Oct 18 1995 19:376
| <<< Note 12.8584 by MOLAR::DELBALSO "I (spade) my (dogface)" >>>

| I have some of those, too. About one hundred of them, actually.

	Hang them like wallpaper all over your office.....that way you will
always remeber the good old days..... :-)
12.8603CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend, will you be ready?Wed Oct 18 1995 20:418


 Getting a phone call from my son's school today telling me he was upset.
 Seems a classmate (13) attempted suicide.


 Jim
12.8604SCAS01::SODERSTROMBring on the CompetitionWed Oct 18 1995 20:424
    .8603
    
    That's a real bummer. I hope your son recovers from the emotional
    trauma.
12.8605MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Oct 18 1995 22:347
re: .8601, Mz_Debra

Are you sure it wasn't -

    "Better too slow down, then get a ticket"
    
???
12.8606So be it.SNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnThu Oct 19 1995 00:144
    TTHT - I'm bored......
    
    
    	.....anyone wanna play I Spy ?? :*)
12.8607WAHOO::LEVESQUEshifting paradigms without a clutchThu Oct 19 1995 11:231
    Eldest daughter rolled (and totaled) her car yesterday. 
12.8608CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenThu Oct 19 1995 11:252
    EEEESH! Is she okay?  Sorry to hear tha Mark.
    
12.8609WAHOO::LEVESQUEshifting paradigms without a clutchThu Oct 19 1995 11:275
    see topic 11
    
     According to one of the cops on the scene, had she not been wearing
    her seatbelt, he'd have been putting her in a bag instead of taking her
    statement.
12.8610TTHT!!!LUDWIG::ZILINSKYThu Oct 19 1995 11:347
    learning that my wifes aunt is going in for breast surgery (cancer)
    today. 
    This is real tuff seeing as her husband has had by-pass surgery, is
    going blind, is a diabetic and has blood dialisis twice a week. If
    something happens to her, he won't last the year....
     
                                     Tom
12.8611CSOA1::LEECHDia do bheatha.Thu Oct 19 1995 11:4412
    Compared to the last couple, this seems petty, but I'm in a whiney mood
    today.  
    
    Stupid cold won't go away.  It's now moving from my head to my lungs. 
    If this migration doesn't cease and desist, I will have to wait another
    3 months to take my black belt (taekwondo) test.  There ain't no way I
    can pass this test without having (nearly) full use of my lungs.  And
    of course there is another side effect to this cold- my flexibility has
    gone to hell (I wasn't aware that colds do such nasty things to
    muscles).
    
    In general, life pretty much inhales this week.
12.8612GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA fighting for our RIGHTSThu Oct 19 1995 11:579
    
    
    Glad to hear she's okay, Mark.  
    
    
    Sorry to hear that Tom, hope everything works out for the best.
    
    
    Mike
12.8613ACISS1::BATTISLife is not a dress rehearsalThu Oct 19 1995 12:064
    
    geesh Tom, that does suck big time! Hope all goes well for her and you.
    
    makes one reevaluate one's troubles, yes, it does.
12.8614DECLNE::REESEToreDown,I'mAlmostLevelW/theGroundThu Oct 19 1995 12:3011
    Mark,
    
    Glad your daughter is OK.
    
    Leech,
    
    Take thee to a doctor; it sounds like you are well on your way to
    bronchitis and possibly walking pneumonia (take it from someone
    who's taken that trip too many times).
    
    
12.8615BIGQ::SILVADiabloThu Oct 19 1995 12:547

	Gee.... all these bad things going on. I hope everyone's day gets
better. 


Glen
12.8616TROOA::COLLINSCyberian PuppyThu Oct 19 1995 12:553
    
    Better?  Better get a bucket!
    
12.8617BUSY::SLABOUNTYWould you like a McDolphin, sir?Thu Oct 19 1995 12:563
    
    	Monty Python, right?
    
12.8618TROOA::COLLINSCyberian PuppyThu Oct 19 1995 12:593
    
    No, John Collins.  Pleased to meetcha!
    
12.8619ACISS1::BATTISLife is not a dress rehearsalThu Oct 19 1995 13:003
    
    !joan, you are suffering from a very serious malady, take thee to a
    proctoligist, immediately.....................................
12.8620BUSY::SLABOUNTYWould you like a McDolphin, sir?Thu Oct 19 1995 13:003
    
    	Sorry, I guess I'll have to look more closely next time.
    
12.8621proctologistACISS1::BATTISLife is not a dress rehearsalThu Oct 19 1995 13:011
    oops
12.8622TROOA::COLLINSCyberian PuppyThu Oct 19 1995 13:045
    
    Sorry, all...I'm just plain WACKY today.  Rough waters ahead, Cap'n!
    
    :^)
    
12.8623ACISS1::BATTISLife is not a dress rehearsalThu Oct 19 1995 13:072
    
    <---   he's also crazy
12.8624MKOTS3::JMARTINI press on toward the goalThu Oct 19 1995 13:071
    Knock knock knock knock knock.....Burgular!
12.8625ACISS1::BATTISLife is not a dress rehearsalThu Oct 19 1995 13:085
    
    Jack, you sir, are in serious need of a brain. Please contact the
    scarecrow, fore directions in finding the same.
    
    nnttm
12.8626BIGQ::SILVADiabloThu Oct 19 1995 13:091
<---is that the scarecrow that hangs with Mrs. King?
12.8627ACISS1::BATTISLife is not a dress rehearsalThu Oct 19 1995 13:122
    
    <--- no, do try and keep up
12.8628BIGQ::SILVADiabloThu Oct 19 1995 13:401
<----ok
12.8629Glad I hold onto things like that!BIGQ::SILVADiabloThu Oct 19 1995 14:3217

	Just got off the phone with the city of boston. They are charging me
all this money for not paying my excise tax. i called to show them that it was
paid. they in turn said what i paid was the 1994 excise tax. i told them no,
i paid 1994 back in february, when i got the release forms to give to the
registry so i could get my registration renewed. they said no, that is not what
happened. i told them i will bring down the release forms tomorrow, to show
them. they said i need a check to show that it was paid. i laughed and said it
had to be paid in cash, because they would not give a release form to me unless
i did. i asked him if he was in the habit of handing out release forms to
people who did not pay their excise tax? he said i need a check to prove it. so
i meet with this guy tomorrow. this ain't gonna be fun. i must not drink coffee
before i go there...... 


Glen
12.8630PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BThu Oct 19 1995 14:375
	the possible disappearance of "Talk Hard". 

	8^{

12.8631ACISS1::BATTISLife is not a dress rehearsalThu Oct 19 1995 14:392
    
    Martin left Digital Di????
12.8632PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BThu Oct 19 1995 14:426
    
>>    Martin left Digital Di????

	not that i know of.  he looks to be crumbling under
	peer pressure though.

12.8633WMOIS::GIROUARD_CThu Oct 19 1995 14:424
    gee Glen, sounds like this ISN'T the guy you should talk to tomorrow,
    but someone above him (which sounds like that could be anyone).
    
    please let us know if this guy has opposing thumbs.
12.8634GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA fighting for our RIGHTSThu Oct 19 1995 15:0713
    
    Glen, 
    
    Serves you right, you liberal.  It is your government, have fun with
    it.  Pretty soon mr bill will be calling you a conspiracy nut or just a
    nutter. :')
    
    
    Good luck, I hope you can get it straightened out without too much
    pain.
    
    
    Mike
12.8635TROOA::COLLINSCyberian PuppyThu Oct 19 1995 15:406
    
    Man, it is *freezing* in this office today.  I'm sitting here with
    my Polartech fleece on!
    
    Yeah, that's right, I've got a "fleece on".
    
12.8636CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenThu Oct 19 1995 15:462
    Sheep! Sheep! Baaaaa, baaaaa!  I just hope your polartech is made from
    ECOfleece !justjoan.  
12.8637ACISS1::BATTISLife is not a dress rehearsalThu Oct 19 1995 17:192
    
    fleece on, fleece off, fleece on, fleece off
12.8638TROOA::COLLINSCyberian PuppyThu Oct 19 1995 17:473
    
    polartech == recycled PET (bottle plastic)
    
12.8639TROOA::COLLINSCyberian PuppyThu Oct 19 1995 19:264
    
    Unbelievable.  The women on the 3rd floor are fighting over who
    gets to hold the kitten.
    
12.8640BIGQ::SILVADiabloThu Oct 19 1995 19:291
is that what you call it joan?
12.8641YIKES!!CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend, will you be ready?Thu Oct 19 1995 19:374


 So, they're having a cat fight?
12.8642ACISS1::BATTISLife is not a dress rehearsalThu Oct 19 1995 19:412
    
    <---- agagggggggg
12.8643TROOA::trp669.tro.dec.com::Chrisruns with scissorsThu Oct 19 1995 20:013
I went up to see it and was told that it has been hidden so that
no one could touch it!  Well... mothers and their new babies, what 
does one expect? :-/
12.8644Any fule no, kittens are indestructable.TROOA::COLLINSCyberian PuppyThu Oct 19 1995 20:415
    
    THAT @#$!%&*$#@ KITTEN WAS CALMER THAN 90% OF THOSE FOLX UP THERE!
    
    Gimme a break!
    
12.8645Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMex-wife testerThu Oct 19 1995 23:303
    Ok ok i give in... It's coming back with a vengeance !!
    
    for the lovely lady Di.
12.8646Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMex-wife testerFri Oct 20 1995 00:102
    TTHT - The person with the power drill that is working about 10
    feet away from me.
12.8647BUSY::SLABOUNTYCandy'O, I need you ...Fri Oct 20 1995 12:193
    
    	Maybe it's Van Halen, recording a new album?
    
12.8648TROOA::COLLINSCyberian PuppyFri Oct 20 1995 12:273
    
    man...Netscape really puts the kibosh on my system...
    
12.8649POLAR::RICHARDSONPettin' &amp; Sofa Settin'Fri Oct 20 1995 12:311
    Your peecee?
12.8650ACISS1::BATTISLife is not a dress rehearsalFri Oct 20 1995 12:312
    
    <--- it also doesn't let your system run right, either.
12.8651POLAR::RICHARDSONPettin' &amp; Sofa Settin'Fri Oct 20 1995 12:331
    Mary Ann is coming to beat you up.
12.8652TROOA::COLLINSCyberian PuppyFri Oct 20 1995 12:335
    
    .8649
    
    The very same.
    
12.8653POLAR::RICHARDSONPettin' &amp; Sofa Settin'Fri Oct 20 1995 12:444
    You might want to edit config.sys and increase your BUFFERS.
    
    The edit your system.ini file and increase your netheapsize to like 74
    or soemthing like that.
12.8654TROOA::COLLINSCyberian PuppyFri Oct 20 1995 12:496
    
    .8653
    
    Oh, yeah, right.  You'd just LOVE for me to open a DOS window,
    wouldn't you?  Hang me up a treat, that would.
    
12.8655POLAR::RICHARDSONPettin' &amp; Sofa Settin'Fri Oct 20 1995 12:551
    It ain't that hard. It's the wave of the future don't you know.
12.8656TROOA::COLLINSCyberian PuppyFri Oct 20 1995 12:563
    
    Momma always told me that the future was like a lunar maaawdule.
    
12.8657POLAR::RICHARDSONPettin' &amp; Sofa Settin'Fri Oct 20 1995 12:581
    8^)
12.8658ACISS1::BATTISLife is not a dress rehearsalFri Oct 20 1995 15:282
    
    you Canadiens, are starting to worry me, yes you are.
12.8659SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Fri Oct 20 1995 15:393
    
    Which one plays hockey??????
    
12.8660SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Sun Oct 22 1995 11:399
    
    
    	TtHT:
    
    	being here instead of being at the DCM match in Woburn. I did so
    want to shoot that one....:(
    
    
    jim
12.8661CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend, will you be ready?Sun Oct 22 1995 20:1910


 the sight of the BU hockey player slamming into the boards and collapsing
 like a ragdoll on the ice..also the sight of his dad at the press conference
 yesterday...



 Jim
12.8662SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Sun Oct 22 1995 21:248
    
    	BU hockey player fractured C3 and C4. Most likely will be
    quadrapalegic (sp?) for the rest of his life.
    
    	Seeing his dad damn near broke my heart....
    
    
    jim
12.8663SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Sun Oct 22 1995 21:276
    
    	FYI, fractures like the one suffered by the BU hockey player
    (cervical vertabrae 3 and 4) are common compression fractures (diving
    into the shallow end of the pool,etc). 
    
    
12.8664Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMMarty the KidMon Oct 23 1995 00:4818
    TTHT :
    
    Hangover from hell
    
    Waking up at 5am and thinking, oh thank goodness I can stay in bed for
    half the day !! and then realising it was Monday.
    
    The person who took three quarters of an hour to shower this morning. I
    didn't want to go in there after him.... I wasn't too sure about the
    reason why it had taken so long !!
    
    Having great difficulty writing my bothers birthday card. My hands
    wouldn't stop shaking.
    
    TTHsaturday... finding out my front leg kick defense isn't as good as
    I thought and waking up Sunday with terrible bruising to my rids and
    a painful chest... Also walked straight into a left leg kick and had 
    a dead leg for ages and it was even worse all day yesterday.
12.8665Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMMarty the KidMon Oct 23 1995 01:102
    It rained all weekend as well as being quite humid. The weather changed
    today and I am at work ! oh-well that's just typical. 
12.8666Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMMarty the KidMon Oct 23 1995 01:297
    TTHsaturday.... Finding out that an album I want has been completely
    deleted and is no longer available. It's the only album by the Rolling
    Stones that has the version of 'Simpathy For The Devil' that I want.
    
    Going to have to wait until I get home to see if I can get it anywhere.
    
    Anybody got 'Flashpoint' ?? 
12.8667Listen HardDRDAN::KALIKOWDIGITAL=DEC: ReClaim TheName&amp;Glory!Mon Oct 23 1995 02:064
    I have a terrible hangnail.  My tenants eat too much Brussels Sprouts. 
    I am allergic to mittens.  Each and Every detail of my life must be
    shared.
    
12.8668Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMMarty the KidMon Oct 23 1995 02:081
    diddums.
12.8669SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Mon Oct 23 1995 10:186
    
    
    	friend of the family committed suicide in my home town.
    
    
    
12.8670GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA fighting for our RIGHTSMon Oct 23 1995 11:006
    
    
    Sorry to hear that Jim, hang in there.
    
    
    Mike
12.8671BIGQ::SILVADiabloMon Oct 23 1995 11:452
	Bummer, Jim......
12.8672DEVLPR::DKILLORANUneasy RiderMon Oct 23 1995 11:5811
    
    Jim, sorry to hear that.... God I hate when that happens...
    
    TTHT:
    Overturned tractor trailer on 128 South this morning.... at the
    intersection with 93  :-PPP
    
    128 S forced down from 4 lanes to 2, at rush hour.
    
    :-PpPpPpPpPpPpPpPpP
    
12.8673What a bad Monday this is...ALPHAZ::HARNEYJohn A HarneyMon Oct 23 1995 13:005
    40.870

    Thank you, Amos, for everything.
    \john
12.8674No way to start the week...TROOA::COLLINSCyberian PaganismMon Oct 23 1995 13:033
    
    The most recent news in Topic 40.
    
12.8675CALLME::MR_TOPAZMon Oct 23 1995 13:253
       re .8673 et al.:
       
       Aye.
12.8676BIGQ::SILVADiabloMon Oct 23 1995 13:3139
12.8677ROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150kts is TOO slow!Mon Oct 23 1995 13:377
    The loss of Amos.
    
    Glen's mother's almost certain lung cancer.
    
    We don't need anything else to make this a totally !@#$%^ up Monday!
    
    Bob
12.8678BUSY::SLABOUNTYForm feed = &lt;ctrl&gt;v &lt;ctrl&gt;lMon Oct 23 1995 13:463
    
    	Shannon Hoon died over the w'end.
    
12.8679GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERNRA fighting for our RIGHTSMon Oct 23 1995 13:485
    
    Sorry to hear that, Glen.  I hope everyhting goes well, I will be
    praying for her.
    
    Mike
12.8680SUBSYS::NEUMYERLove is a dirty jobMon Oct 23 1995 14:156
    
    This day started so well, I was in such a good mood.
    
    Now today sucks.
    
    ed
12.8681NASAU::GUILLERMOBut the world still goes round and roundMon Oct 23 1995 14:538
I just heard about Amos.

He sat right next to me. I first met him when I worked for ISWS.

As ideologically opposite as we were we got along famously. He even began
forwarding  me some of his 'nutter' articles.

This is a shock.
12.8683BUSY::SLABOUNTYGo Go Gophers watch them go go go!Mon Oct 23 1995 15:105
    
    	Except for Kathy Smith and Suzanne Somers.
    
    	Yowza!!
    
12.8684:)SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Mon Oct 23 1995 15:124
    
    
    Did you miss a comma there Brandon, or are you including all of us???
    
12.8685BUSY::SLABOUNTYGo Go Gophers watch them go go go!Mon Oct 23 1995 15:149
    
    Did you miss a comma there Brandon, or are you including all of us???
                             /
                            /
    
    	You mean like the one that should have been here?
    
    	8^)
    
12.8686NASAU::GUILLERMOBut the world still goes round and roundMon Oct 23 1995 15:143
All of us Andy.

Me included.
12.8687CNTROL::JENNISONRevive us, Oh LordMon Oct 23 1995 15:435
    
    	Thanks, Brandon.  We've never met!  Couldn't you meet me first,
    	then hate me ??
    
    	
12.8688NASAU::GUILLERMOBut the world still goes round and roundMon Oct 23 1995 15:517
One more word from any of you, and I will remove .8682 and use it to seed a
brand new topic: Things We Ought to Do and Find Time For. Then Doc or Ms.
DesMaisons will have to move it/append it to some other godforsaken string,
thereby disrupting the entire orderly flow of cosmic unity, and throwing this
entire assembly into irrecoverable chaos.

(Hmmmmm...)
12.8689PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BMon Oct 23 1995 15:533
  .8688  i explained it to Karen off-line, Brandon.  the English language -
	 'tis a strange thing.
12.8690CNTROL::JENNISONRevive us, Oh LordMon Oct 23 1995 15:546
    
    	Di, *he's* the one that left out the comma!!
    
    	Brandon, we do have an exercise topic...
    
    
12.8691word... :) :) :) :)SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Mon Oct 23 1995 15:565
    
    re: .8688
    
    >One more word from any of you
    
12.8692CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenMon Oct 23 1995 15:572
    Do it Brandon!  Go ahead, I dare ya'.  :-)
    
12.8693BUSY::SLABOUNTYGo Go Gophers watch them go go go!Mon Oct 23 1995 15:5813
    
    	So depending on the use [or lack thereof] of the comma:
    
    
    	Exercise people - He hates people who exercise
    
    	Exercise, people - He wants people to exercise
    
    	Exercise, people - He hates exercise AND people
    
    
    	The mind boggles.  Or at least mine does.
    
12.8694PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BMon Oct 23 1995 15:585
    
>>    	Di, *he's* the one that left out the comma!!

	yaaaah?  so?  i didn't say anything.  sheesh. ;>

12.8682A comma,comma, comma, comma, com-com, a comma, a hey-eyeyeySTUDIO::GUILLERMOBut the world still goes round and roundMon Oct 23 1995 16:2112
re:word... :) :) :) :)

Word Up!

Y'know, some o'ya can get downright annoying.

Alright, you asked for it.

This is the _new_ .8682.

Exercise,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,people!
    
12.8695;)SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Mon Oct 23 1995 16:395
    
    
    I see Brandon's taking lessons from Di....
    
    
12.8696NASAU::GUILLERMOBut the world still goes round and roundMon Oct 23 1995 16:415
What a scrappy bunch y'all are...

Ok,,'s fixed.

(And thanks for cheering me up).
12.8697NASAU::GUILLERMOBut the world still goes round and roundMon Oct 23 1995 16:434
Well in point of fact I couldn't in all good conscience move it....8693
halfway got it...I hate exercise (especially when I'm doing it).

And I *am* *somebody*.
12.8698:)SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Mon Oct 23 1995 16:457
    
    
    >I hate exercise (especially when I'm doing it).
    
    Welcome to the club...
    
    
12.8699MKOTS3::JMARTINI press on toward the goalMon Oct 23 1995 16:461
    I hate it too!
12.8700,MKOTS3::JMARTINI press on toward the goalMon Oct 23 1995 16:461
    Punctuation Snarf!!!!
12.8701CNTROL::JENNISONRevive us, Oh LordMon Oct 23 1995 17:335
    
    	Yeah, di, but I din't want people to think I was stoopid or
    	somethin'
    
    
12.8702PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BMon Oct 23 1995 17:352
   .8701  never in a million gazillion years.
12.8703CNTROL::JENNISONRevive us, Oh LordMon Oct 23 1995 17:405
    
    	{blush}
    
    	thanks!
    
12.8704TROOA::COLLINSCyberian PaganismMon Oct 23 1995 17:423
    
    One `z' in gazillion?   ;^)
    
12.8705MPGS::MARKEYFluffy nutterMon Oct 23 1995 17:5014
    
    What an effing rotten day.
    
    First, Amos.
    
    Now I find out that my parents dumped on my wife. My parents are
    a couple of screwballs. You wouldn't believe the crap I went through
    as a kid; it would make a textbook for how to be rotten parents.
    Now they have the nerve to dump on my wife about what she does.
    So, while I'm sitting here with a project leader pressing me to
    find a bug, with my mind on little else but Amos, I get to
    talk my wife down... great effing day.
    
    -b
12.8706ROWLET::AINSLEYAmos, Thank youMon Oct 23 1995 18:079
    re: .8705
    
    Yeah, it's never just a little poop that hits the fan, it's always got
    to be a whole truck load:-(
    
    Hang in there, Brian, this too will pass, even though it sure doesn't
    seem like it.
    
    Bob
12.8707CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenMon Oct 23 1995 18:471
    It comes in threes bri.  You hit yours, it will get better.
12.8708CSOA1::LEECHDia do bheatha.Mon Oct 23 1995 19:236
    What a lousy Monday.  I'm still sick, tired (only patchy sleep over the
    last 11 days), and had a lousy weekend to boot.  Just when I thought my 
    mood reached such a great depth that it could get no worse, I hear about 
    Amos.  Criminy.  
    
    Good thing the day is almost over.  
12.8709SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Mon Oct 23 1995 19:264
    
     I was to meet Amos this coming weekend...
    
     
12.8710POLAR::RICHARDSONPettin' &amp; Sofa Settin'Mon Oct 23 1995 19:284
    I met him, but never had the chance to have a good conversation with
    him. 8^/
    
    We just never know do we, every moment is so important.
12.8711BIGQ::SILVADiabloMon Oct 23 1995 19:333

	Andy, were you going to go through his gun safety class? 
12.8712CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend, will you be ready?Mon Oct 23 1995 19:348
    



>    We just never know do we, every moment is so important.


  No, we don't...
12.8713SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Mon Oct 23 1995 19:425
    
    re: .8711
    
    Nope.... after...
    
12.8714SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Mon Oct 23 1995 19:4312
    
    	re: gun safety class
    
    	Amos was teaching a Self Defense Instructors course. He was the
    only Instructor Counselor in this area (I think in all of New
    England!). I was scheduled to take this course. I have taken Basic
    Pistol and Home Firearms Safety instructor courses from Amos, as well as 
    helped him run the firing range during his courses. Ain't gonna be the
    same 'round here....
    
    jim
                        
12.8715DEVLPR::DKILLORANNo Compromise on FreedomTue Oct 24 1995 12:435
    
    > Ain't gonna be the same 'round here....
    
    Amen brother, amen.....  :-(
    
12.8716WAHOO::LEVESQUEbon marcher, as far as she can tellTue Oct 24 1995 17:083
     Bad music on "hold." 
    
     Being on hold/ignore.
12.8717CNTROL::JENNISONRevive us, Oh LordTue Oct 24 1995 19:054
    
    	Knowing that lady di had sweet potatoes and didn't bring any
    	today as party favors...
    
12.8718PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BTue Oct 24 1995 19:186
   .8717  now Karen, you know as well as I do that had I brought
	  sweet potatoes for everyone in our group, I'd have risked
	  nearly certain bedlam as other patrons rushed the
	  table.  how could i have known that we'd be in a separate
	  room?  hmmm?  riddle me that.
12.8719TROOA::COLLINSCyberian PaganismTue Oct 24 1995 19:236
    
    All this talk of sweet potatoes and Cuba makes me think of
    Al Pacino...
    
    "swee potaaadows.."
   
12.8720MPGS::MARKEYFluffy nutterTue Oct 24 1995 19:254
    
    You cacarooch!
    
    -b
12.8721CNTROL::JENNISONRevive us, Oh LordTue Oct 24 1995 19:506
    	
    ok, di, you got me there...
    
    sign me,
    yamless in hudson
    
12.8722Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMMarty the KidTue Oct 24 1995 23:4411
    TTHlast night : Flicking the TV on to catch the last 2 seconds of news
    and seeing a rocket explode in mid-air, there was no commentary. So I'm
    sitting there swearing and having flash backs to the Challenger
    disaster. Thinking to myself that Columbia had taken the same fate. I
    had been following the progress until 2 days ago, knowing they were
    having engine trouble with a cracked casing on Columbia, plus the 
    other problems... I was thinking the worst.
    
    Then spent half an hour flicking channels for a news bulletin. Thank
    goodness it was just the scheduled unmanned rocket that was going up
    with a satellite, crashing into the ocean with zero injuries.
12.8723Pre-Halloween scare tacticsDECWIN::RALTOHerman &amp; Lily Munster in '96!Wed Oct 25 1995 02:3013
    re: rocket exploding on the news
    
    My local townie newspaper had a photo of that in today's edition.
    When I first saw it, with the twin smoke spirals of its strap-on solid
    rocket boosters flying off and the central "cloud", it gave me a
    bit of a start for a second until I realized that it couldn't have
    been the shuttle, not on page eight or wherever it was buried in
    there.
    
    The stinkers at the paper probably knew it would startle some people
    momentarily, too.  Editorial bumbs they are!
    
    Chris
12.8724:'(GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERRIP Amos, you will be missedWed Oct 25 1995 10:216
    
    
    Not being able to get up North for Amos' funeral.
    
    
    Mike
12.8725GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERRIP Amos, you will be missedWed Oct 25 1995 11:2432
    PRODIGY (R) interactive personal service   10/24/1995       3:43:14 PM
    
    COMPANY NEWS (sm) provided by Dow Jones/News Retrieval
    Copyright (c)1995 Dow Jones & Company
    
    Symbol Searched: DEC  
    
    10/24/95 Digital Equip CFO -3-: Modest Layoffs Seen In Near
    Future>DEC
    
    Digital Equipment's Mullarkey said the company was ''close to
    announcing'' a new chief for its personal computer division in
    the next few weeks. 
      Mullarkey said that though Digital reduced its headcount by a
    net 200, to 61,500, during the first quarter, it hired 1,500 new
    people during the period. ''Modest layoffs'' are planned for the
    coming months, he added, 
      The company's alliance with Microsoft Corp. (MSFT) to feature
    personal workstations that exclusively run Windows NT will
    become a more ''significant'' contributor to revenue after this
    year, he said. 
      Mullarkey declined to say if he felt comfortable with current
    earnings estimates for the company, but he does look ''forward
    to continuing profitability.'' 
      The company's shares were up 5/8, or 1.2%, at 53 1/8 on volume
    of 1.6 million, compared with average daily volume of 1.7
    million for the NYSE-listed stock. 
      (END) DOW JONES NEWS 10-24-95
      12:58 PM
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    
    
12.8726ROWLET::AINSLEYAmos, Thank youWed Oct 25 1995 11:486
    re: .8724
    
    I'll second that, Mike.  It's $1200 to $1500 that I don't have right
    now:-(
    
    Bob
12.8727CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenWed Oct 25 1995 11:574
    The thimble headed gherkin in the red Eagle Talon that cut me off this AM 
    requiring me to lock up the brakes.  I hate you, yes I do and I have
    your plate number and the State Police just might get it too.  Friggin
    pinhead....
12.8728TROOA::COLLINSCyberian Party HamsterWed Oct 25 1995 12:013
    
    Red cars again.  There's a pattern developing...
    
12.8729POLAR::RICHARDSONCPU CyclerWed Oct 25 1995 12:052
    Will it is statistically proven that people who drive red cars are more
    likely to be aggressive drivers is it not?
12.8730BIGQ::SILVADiabloWed Oct 25 1995 12:163

	I drive a red car....
12.8731POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Tootsie PopsWed Oct 25 1995 12:364
    
    Thank goodness I sold my red car.
    
    
12.8732ACISS1::BATTISLife is not a dress rehearsalWed Oct 25 1995 12:444
    
    .8729
    
    WELL, I don't know about that Glenn, maybe, just in MA and Nh
12.8733VMSNET::M_MACIOLEKFour54 Camaro/Only way to flyWed Oct 25 1995 12:542
    Red cars draw more attention. i.e. they tend to get pinched by the
    fuzz more than non-red cars.
12.8734ACISS1::BATTISLife is not a dress rehearsalWed Oct 25 1995 12:562
    
    I believe red is the most popular color among all car colors.
12.8735BUSY::SLABOUNTYErin go braghlessWed Oct 25 1995 13:038
    
    	I sold my red car, also.
    
    	My blue car hasn't gotten me any tickets.  As a matter of fact,
    	neither has my black car.
    
    	Looks like I'm going to stick with black and blue cars.
    
12.8736ROWLET::AINSLEYAmos, Thank youWed Oct 25 1995 13:068
    re: .8735
    
    >	Looks like I'm going to stick with black and blue cars.
    
    CAR ABUSER!  Get the Goldmans to sue Shawn!
    
    Bob
    
12.8737BUSY::SLABOUNTYErin go braghlessWed Oct 25 1995 13:143
    
    	Hey, if the cars don't complain then there's no case here.
    
12.8738DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Wed Oct 25 1995 13:518
    
    
    	Should I be worried that the two Grand Am's I've come across
    	that may be in my price range are red?
    
    	I don't really want a red car but I'm getting to the point
    	where I've gotta stop being picky about those kinds of things....
    
12.8739TROOA::COLLINSCyberian Party HamsterWed Oct 25 1995 13:523
    
    car...too...red...must...warn...others...
    
12.8740CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenWed Oct 25 1995 13:522
    Don't buy the Grand Am.  Find a Grand Prix in your price range instead. 
    FWIW, no offense to any Grand Am owners etc..
12.8741DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Wed Oct 25 1995 13:5412
    	
    	Brian,
    
    	I've been looking at those too.  Few and far between on the
    	lots I'm afraid.
    
    
    	TTHLN  Realizing that the living room ceiling sprung a leak
    		again last night..... (see TTLT)
    
    	JJ
    
12.8742SUBSYS::NEUMYERLove is a dirty jobWed Oct 25 1995 14:018
    
    Wasn't going to put this in here but,
    
    	The lazy moron(ette) that just had to park in a no parking area
    just so she wouldn't have to walk a few extra feet from a legal parking
    spot. Why are these people so lazy?
    
    ed
12.8743BUSY::SLABOUNTYExit light ... enter night.Wed Oct 25 1995 14:065
    
    	Where'd this happen, at a health club?
    
    	[Ar, ar]
    
12.8744VMSNET::M_MACIOLEKFour54 Camaro/Only way to flyWed Oct 25 1995 14:3310
    I'll second the grand am.  Get a grand prix.  If you're in the market
    for a new car, order one, it'll be cheaper if you know what you're
    doing.  If you want to buy a used car, keep looking until you find
    what you want.  
    
    Red and silver are NOTORIOUS for being poor paints.  They fade and
    chip quicker than other colors.  FWIW.
    
    Madmike
    2 blue chevrolets and a black/red/purple/blue/white/yellow Z/28.
12.8745ACISS1::BATTISLife is not a dress rehearsalWed Oct 25 1995 14:403
    
    Christ Madmike, your camaro sounds like it was painted by the Rainbow
    Coalition!
12.8746Lots of pearl strategically fogged in.VMSNET::M_MACIOLEKFour54 Camaro/Only way to flyWed Oct 25 1995 14:453
    Naw, me and the most un-pc of dudes sprayed it up.
    It looks black.  but sometimes deep red and parts of it'll (nose&tail) 
    turn purple/blue if the sun hits it right.  
12.8747GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERRIP Amos, you will be missedWed Oct 25 1995 14:466
    
    
    All I know is that he better have it ready to go in a few weeks.  It's
    time to put up r shut up, sad sack.  If it ain't ready to go, I'll tell
    all the nice folks what a nice, colorful cheverolet planter you have in
    yer yard. :')
12.8748BIGQ::SILVADiabloWed Oct 25 1995 15:146
| <<< Note 12.8733 by VMSNET::M_MACIOLEK "Four54 Camaro/Only way to fly" >>>

| Red cars draw more attention. i.e. they tend to get pinched by the
| fuzz more than non-red cars.

	Now I know why I drive one..... fuzz.....mmmmmm......
12.8749BIGQ::SILVADiabloWed Oct 25 1995 15:156
| <<< Note 12.8739 by TROOA::COLLINS "Cyberian Party Hamster" >>>


| car...too...red...must...warn...others...

	yer watchin too much of the Tick.... ;-)
12.8750So I of course chose blue!TROOA::trp669.tro.dec.com::Chrisruns with scissorsWed Oct 25 1995 15:202
My insurance company charges an additional premium if the car is a
sports model AND the colour is red.
12.8751BUSY::SLABOUNTYForeplay? What's that?Wed Oct 25 1995 15:243
    
    	They charge more for the color of the car??
    
12.8752CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenWed Oct 25 1995 15:324
    Sometimes you win one though.  My rates are the same as for the more
    pedestrian stable mates in the Taurus lineup.  Not that my rates are
    anything to marvel at mind you but at least I am not paying a penalty
    for wanting a little more performance in my daily driver.  
12.8753POLAR::RICHARDSONCPU CyclerWed Oct 25 1995 15:353
    I wasn't kidding about the colour stats thing, it's true, there is a
    correlation. A person who will buy a red car is more likely to be an
    aggressive driver.
12.8754CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenWed Oct 25 1995 15:373
    .....hence the names, "ticket me first red" and "arrest me red".  
    
    Brian 
12.8755BIGQ::SILVADiabloWed Oct 25 1995 15:423

	I wasn't wearing red when I got arrested.....
12.8756POLAR::RICHARDSONCPU CyclerWed Oct 25 1995 15:451
    The cop was probably seeing red though....
12.8757VMSNET::M_MACIOLEKFour54 Camaro/Only way to flyWed Oct 25 1995 16:073
    re: the insurance adjustment.
    
    There's also STEAL ME red.
12.8758BIGQ::SILVADiabloWed Oct 25 1995 16:115
| <<< Note 12.8756 by POLAR::RICHARDSON "CPU Cycler" >>>

| The cop was probably seeing red though....

	He was.... I just threw his hat
12.8759ACISS1::BATTISLife is not a dress rehearsalWed Oct 25 1995 16:144
    
    8755
    
    You weren't wearing ANYTHING Glen hence that's why you were arrested.
12.8760BUSY::SLABOUNTYForget the doctor - get me a nurse!Wed Oct 25 1995 16:173
    
    	And they tend to frown on that kind of stuff at grammar schools.
    
12.8761DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Wed Oct 25 1995 16:368
    
    
    	Harumph......  
    
    	re: way back
    
    	Can't afford new...... going the usedbutnewtome route.
    
12.8762BUSY::SLABOUNTYForget the doctor - get me a nurse!Wed Oct 25 1995 16:416
    
    	How much do you want to spend, and do you have a requirement as
    	far as transmission, number of doors, engine size, etc.?
    
    	We should be able to steer you in the right direction.
    
12.8763DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Wed Oct 25 1995 16:428
    
    
    	Badoomp chhssh!  =)
    
    
    	TTHT   having a hard time getting into 'studying mode' for my
    		final tonite.
    
12.8764BUSY::SLABOUNTYForget the doctor - get me a nurse!Wed Oct 25 1995 16:458
    
    >	Badoomp chhssh!  =)
    
    
    	So you need to be able to carry a drum set.
    
    	OK, that's a start.  8^)
    
12.8765DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Wed Oct 25 1995 17:146
    
    
    	No, no, no......... the SO can traipse his own drum
    	set around to gigs.  ;)
    
    
12.8766NASAU::GUILLERMOBut the world still goes round and roundWed Oct 25 1995 17:2110
re:.8725  
>Mullarkey said that though Digital reduced its headcount by a
>net 200, to 61,500, during the first quarter, it hired 1,500 new
>people during the period. ''Modest layoffs'' are planned for the
>coming months, he added, 
 ***
>The company's shares were up 5/8, or 1.2%, at 53 1/8 on volume 

Does the reduced head count get a 375K bonus before being reduced? For the
helping the stock upgrade, that is.
12.8767SMURF::MSCANLONalliaskofmyselfisthatiholdtogetherWed Oct 25 1995 17:263
    The cats' eye ointment cost me $33.00 a tube! For about
    .5 oz!  For two cats for two weeks, I bet I'll have to 
    refill it as least once.....
12.8768WAHOO::LEVESQUEbon marcher, as far as she can tellWed Oct 25 1995 17:394
    It looks like someone pointed the printer queue to /dev/null. Jobs
    appear in the printer queue for a short time, but are spontaneously
    removed from the queue without the benefit of coming out of the
    printer. Grrrrr.
12.8769ROWLET::AINSLEYAmos, Thank youWed Oct 25 1995 17:421
    Fast printer y'all got there:-)
12.8770SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Wed Oct 25 1995 17:454
    
    
    Oh!! You wanted a hard copy you say???
    
12.8771BIGQ::SILVADiabloWed Oct 25 1995 19:156
| <<< Note 12.8759 by ACISS1::BATTIS "Life is not a dress rehearsal" >>>


| You weren't wearing ANYTHING Glen hence that's why you were arrested.

	I was missing a shoe...... 
12.8772Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMMarty the KidThu Oct 26 1995 01:185
    TTHT - Some people !!!
    
    Could I possibly borrow a large hunting knife or a spear gun or even
    one of you blokes nice big shooting utensils, maybe a .357 ?? I wish
    to inflict severe pain on a particular person!!! :^\
12.8773GIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Thu Oct 26 1995 02:144
Why not use the item laughingly known as your workstation? Stick a bit of 
bread on each side of it, then feed it to the offender.

\C
12.8774Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMMarty the KidThu Oct 26 1995 02:242
    i'll stick a bit of bread on the end of my fist and shove it right down
    their.....1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10... {breeeeeeth} calm.. I feel calm. 
12.8775DO NOT SMOKE!VMSNET::M_MACIOLEKFour54 Camaro/Only way to flyThu Oct 26 1995 03:1219
    Gawd Damn, times like these I wish my garage was NOT attached to my
    house.
    
    I'm hooking up my new Holley carb to my Z.  Screw up all the braided
    steel hose.  Connect the battery.  Prime the carb and turn on the
    electric fuel pump...
    
    DO NOT START THIS GD THING RIGHT NOW BOY!!!!!!!  (turn key to ACCESSORY)
    
    WwWWwWWWHHHhhhIIRREEeeeeEeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 
    Good the fuel pump filter I replaced is not leaking (I'm looking at
    the back of the car).
    
    All of a sudden, I hear SPLASH!  WTF MADMIKE?!?  Dang, I'm POURING
    FUEL all over my engine and it's pouring onto my floor.  I musta missed
    a fitting or something with this new fangled dual inlet fuel rail. 
    
    I got about 1 gallon of 110 octane gas spilled all over the place.
    One spark and my whole GD house goes up.    
12.8776CBHVAX::CBHLager LoutThu Oct 26 1995 08:004
Take a cricket bat, half a dozen 6 inch nails and a hammer and - voila!
Instant politeness learner for crap gits.

Chris.
12.8777SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Thu Oct 26 1995 12:0416
    
    re: .8775
    
    MadMike...
    
    Glad things worked out....
    
    I was wondering how something like this can happen to you... 
    
    
    
      Then I checked your last name...
    
    
      ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
    
12.8778NASAU::GUILLERMOBut the world still goes round and roundThu Oct 26 1995 13:235
re:.8775

Got a light?

;-)
12.8779GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERRIP Amos, you will be missedThu Oct 26 1995 13:287
    
    
    Gee Brandon, if you said Got a match, I could have used some of the
    good cutdown lines I have. :')
    
    
    Mike
12.8780CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenThu Oct 26 1995 13:311
    I think Brandon is wise to those tricks Mike, no, I KNOW he is.  
12.8781DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Thu Oct 26 1995 16:555
    
    
    	Being pounced upon almost immediately after getting out
    	of my truck, by car salespersons.
    
12.8782SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Thu Oct 26 1995 16:563
    
     I don't blame them...
    
12.8783DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Thu Oct 26 1995 16:574
    
    
    	=)   They just want me for my money.......
    
12.8784SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Thu Oct 26 1995 16:584
    
    
     Yeah... right.... that's the ticket!!! Your money!!!
    
12.8785MPGS::MARKEYFluffy nutterThu Oct 26 1995 16:588
    
    Look on the bright side Judy... they didn't lock you
    in the trunk!* :-)
    
    -b
    
    * Reference to an article (maybe in the wacky news briefs
      topic) from some time back...
12.8786BIGQ::SILVADiabloThu Oct 26 1995 17:003
	Judy, it was the classic body style that caught their eye first. Then
they took a close look and saw all the curves. The engine was just purrin all
pretty like. I think you will be able to get the deal you want!
12.8787NEMAIL::HULBERTCome on 5 O'clockThu Oct 26 1995 17:153
    TTHT-
    
    I miss Terrie
12.8788BUSY::SLABOUNTYAntisocialThu Oct 26 1995 17:3011
    
    	Terrie who?  8^)
    
    
    	1)  JJ, it's their job to pounce on you.  Unfortunately.
    
    	2)  Tell them "you're just looking" and maybe they'll leave you
    	    alone.
    
    	3)  See #1
    
12.8789CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenThu Oct 26 1995 17:4811
    Going for a mtb ride at lunch.  This should be a TTL on any given day
    and usually is.  After flaying the skin from my knuckles in a close
    encounter of the coniferous kind, doing a dynamic dismount at speed 
    and relieving my lungs of the last remnants of air while grafting the 
    trail with skin from my side, only to be topped by getting stuck in the 
    eye with a sharp stick thus relieving my eye of its contact lens, it 
    turned out to be a TTHT.  
    
    Brian - much worse for the wear ;-(.....
    
    
12.8791DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Thu Oct 26 1995 17:5311
    
    
    	re: Andy and Glen.
    
    	=)
    
    	Thanks guys.......  though I don't think that'll do much with
    	the one woman salesperson I talked to.  =)
    
    	
    
12.8792BIGQ::SILVADiabloThu Oct 26 1995 17:543

	Brian, is there a nice looking nurse you're trying to date?
12.8793BUSY::SLABOUNTYAntisocialThu Oct 26 1995 17:554
    
    	I figured he had his eyes on a cute physical therapist, or an
    	OR surgeon.
    
12.8794BIGQ::SILVADiabloThu Oct 26 1995 17:563

	Ya never know, Judy, ya never know.... :-)
12.8795DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Thu Oct 26 1995 18:028
    
    
    	She was a bit bizarre.  Trying to add a personal edge to the
    	conversation or something.  She felt the need to tell me that
    	her husband was an actor with the American Stage Festival in
    	Milford and that she owns the Carvel ice cream shop in downtown
    	Nashua.
    
12.8796CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenThu Oct 26 1995 18:025
    >>>Brian, you're gonna hurt yourself one of these times.
    
    Too late.  Your suggestion on the eye-wear is a something I fully aware
    of and know better but am just stupid enough to have to be reminded twice.  
    
12.8797BIGQ::SILVADiabloThu Oct 26 1995 18:047
| <<< Note 12.8795 by DECWIN::JUDY "That's *Ms. Bitch* to you!" >>>



| and that she owns the Carvel ice cream shop in downtown Nashua.

	I wanna whale cake!!!!!
12.8798CNTROL::JENNISONRevive us, Oh LordThu Oct 26 1995 18:554
    
    	Gee Brian, that's never happened to me while riding my
    	bike.  Why don't you try the street next time ?
    
12.8799CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenThu Oct 26 1995 19:132
    What?  Ride on the road?  Are you crazy?  You can get seriously hurt
    doing that!  
12.8800CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenThu Oct 26 1995 19:141
    Denied
12.8820THINGS I WANT TO FORGET ABOUT TODAY..POLAR::SHOEBRIDGEThu Oct 26 1995 21:056
    
    
    
    
    ....That unfortunate noodle incident
        at school today.
12.8821COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertThu Oct 26 1995 21:083
Oh, how clever.  Put them here so they'll never be forgotten.

Good move.
12.8822CALLME::MR_TOPAZThu Oct 26 1995 22:514
       re .0:
       
       Don't worry: by the time you get to high school, it will be a
       distant memory.
12.8801Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMMarty the KidThu Oct 26 1995 23:111
    What's a whale cake?
12.8802MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Thu Oct 26 1995 23:517
A "whale cake" is an amazing invention of the Carvel Pseudo-Ice Cream
folks in New England, which can be ordered at any time of year, for any
occasion, to be, whatever it is you'd like it to be. Sometimes it is a
whale, sometimes it is a necktie, sometimes it is a vacuum cleaner, etc.
The concept seems to have it's roots in some drug-induced stupor of the
60's (i.e., before your time, Martin.)

12.8803Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMMarty the KidFri Oct 27 1995 03:023
    my bloody VTX access is screwed up at the moment. I can't get any of
    the info I want. Stupid technology, it always craps out down here.
    Must be those nuke bombs that chitrac is detonating in the Pacific.
12.8804WMOIS::GIROUARD_CFri Oct 27 1995 10:561
    Brian, any pictures?  :-)
12.8805GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERRIP Amos, you will be missedFri Oct 27 1995 11:137
    
    
    Yup, the whale morphs many times into many different things.  What was
    the name of the whale, JacK?  Squeaky or sumthin?
    
    
    Mike
12.8806CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenFri Oct 27 1995 11:344
    Yes, Chip I have several, er, etchings,  hopefully making a brief
    appearance on my person ;-/.  They say the second day is the worst.  I
    just can't wait for tomorrow.  The upside is that I have a shot at
    redemption on Sunday.  Wanna go?  
12.8807DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Fri Oct 27 1995 13:165
    
    
    	One of said cool cars I found yesterday has 80k miles on it.
    	Too high.  harumph.
    
12.8808CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenFri Oct 27 1995 13:202
    Which car?  80K mayot be that high if the correct maintenance has been
    done.  
12.8809DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Fri Oct 27 1995 13:2215
    
    
    	'91 Grand Prix
    
    
    	And that may be true but I do a lot of driving.  I'm trying
    	to find something that only has around 50K miles on it.  At
    	a max, 60k.
    
    	Too bad too, black, tan leather interior, all the bells and
    	whistles.  But it was also an automatic, I prefer standard
    	transmissions.
    
    	JJ
    
12.8810SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Fri Oct 27 1995 13:247
    
    
    I will not.... NOT say or write the obvious come-back line what came to
    mind just now...
    
    :)
    
12.8811CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenFri Oct 27 1995 13:301
    Grand Prixs don't come with a stick anyway.  Good luck hunting.
12.8812BUSY::SLABOUNTYDo ya wanna bump and grind with me?Fri Oct 27 1995 13:435
    
    	If I could find a nice Grand Prix that was reasonably priced, I
    	would gladly live with the auto transmission, even though the
    	last automatic I owned was a Maverick, over 10 years ago.
    
12.8813DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Fri Oct 27 1995 13:4413
    
    
    	Andy.....  you're behaving?  <thud>   =)
    
    	re: Brian
    
    	Really?  They don't come with standard transmission at all?
    	Harumph.
    
    	re: Shawn
    
    	I would have lived with it had the mileage been lower.  =)
    
12.8814POLAR::RICHARDSONCPU CyclerFri Oct 27 1995 13:481
    I would imagine that car had even more kilometers on it.
12.8815CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenFri Oct 27 1995 13:521
    No manual transmission offered in the GP.  
12.8816Quick, before they meltDECWIN::RALTOClinto Berata NiktoFri Oct 27 1995 14:038
re:  The Amazing Carvel Whale Cake
    
>> Sometimes it is a
>> whale, sometimes it is a necktie, sometimes it is a vacuum cleaner, etc.
    
    Can it be a body-part cake for Digital lunches?  :-)
    
    Chris
12.8817DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Fri Oct 27 1995 14:226
    
    
    	re: Brian
    
    	Well *that's* no fun!  =)
    
12.8818POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Tootsie PopsFri Oct 27 1995 14:479
    
    I always thought that the Carvel whale cake Fathers Day ads were kind 
    of insulting:
    
    'Fudgy the Whale, for a whale of a dad!'
    
    
    
    
12.8823Oh the painNETCAD::PERAROFri Oct 27 1995 17:215
    
    My sore neck...
    
    Mary
    
12.8824CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenFri Oct 27 1995 17:482
    I think I want to forget about Jack misposting his abortion note here. 
    Wouldn't this topic be better served by the ttht topic? 
12.8819DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Fri Oct 27 1995 18:054
    
    
    	TTHT:   shopping for cars..........  argh!
    
12.8825BUSY::SLABOUNTYErotic NightmaresFri Oct 27 1995 18:355
    
    	We had a fire drill here at MRO about 15 minutes ago.
    
    	At least it wasn't too cold outside.
    
12.8826SCAS01::SODERSTROMBring on the CompetitionFri Oct 27 1995 19:014
    .8825
    
    You'r bull because you missed 15 minutes of soapbox
    
12.8827BUSY::SLABOUNTYForeplay? What's that?Fri Oct 27 1995 20:165
    
    	I want candy and I have no change.
    
    	And no bills smaller than a $5.
    
12.8828SCAS01::SODERSTROMBring on the CompetitionFri Oct 27 1995 20:182
    Your bravado about a raise was true.
    
12.8829BUSY::SLABOUNTYForeplay? What's that?Fri Oct 27 1995 20:3016
    
    	8^)
    
    	And now I'm on hold, waiting to order a Dilbert book and coffee
    	mug, listening to "All our reps are busy, etc." every 15 sec-
    	onds.
    
    	And every 2 minutes I get nailed with a loud, annoying tone and
    	a whole bunch of feedback.
    
    	And now the ordering process is over.  I did OK, except for tot-
    	ally confusing the guy by giving the same day/night phone number
    	and then reciting the night number when he asked for the real
    	day number.  I must've been disoriented from the feedback blasts
    	or something.  8^)
    
12.8830CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend, will you be ready?Fri Oct 27 1995 20:3910


 Answering the phone as I'm heading out of my office with my coat on :-/





 Jim
12.8831BUSY::SLABOUNTYForeplay? What's that?Fri Oct 27 1995 20:407
    
    	Jim, Jim, Jim ... why would you do a dumb thing like that?
    
    	Just make sure you get the Dilbert stuff to me pronto.
    
    	8^)
    
12.8832CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend, will you be ready?Fri Oct 27 1995 20:4513


 ;-)


 Big customer problem I've been working all day, which I thought was over
 at least until tomorrow..guess not.  Wonder if I'll get any sleep tonight.




 Jim
12.8833Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMMarty the KidSun Oct 29 1995 22:536
    This isn't a TTHT.
    
    Thankyou to the anon-e-mouse person who passed over my VTX problems to
    a helpful person !! I managed to solve my problems, but the solutions 
    given to me will no doubt be used in the furture..... All three days
    of it ! :*)
12.8834Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMMarty the KidSun Oct 29 1995 22:546
    TTH last night:
    
    Only managed to get about 3 hours sleep. Feeling terrible this morning
    :*/
    
    The bloody bed is too small.
12.8835What a disaster!ROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150 kts. is TOO slow!Mon Oct 30 1995 12:1230
    TTHLW:
    
    The whole week.  
    
    
    1) It started with losing Amos.
    
    2) Continued with my daughter getting caught taking illegal drugs at
    school and all the nasties that will follow.
    
    3) The A/C in Marina's car dieing and the repair bill is ~$700 and
    could go higher if the compressor is damaged.
    
    4) Not getting to an outside training class this week due to vendor and
    Digital errors.
    
    5) Due to #4, I will have to take the next available class the week
    after Thanksgiving, meaning we will arrive back in Dallas on 11/26 and
    I will leave an hour or so later for Austin.
    
    6) Spending most of yesterday on the phone with Marina's son trying to
    talk him through rebuilding most of his disk, on his Digital Starion
    PC, lost due either to a hardware failure or a virus.  Not sure which.
    
    7) The supplier of the above mentioned PC, which thoughtfully included
    a non-standard method of backing up the software on the PC, but doesn't
    include any documentation on exactly what is created and how to restore
    anything from the backups.
    
    Bob
12.8836CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend, will you be ready?Mon Oct 30 1995 12:5011



 Making a ground turkey meatloaf, the recipe for which called for a dash of
 nutmeg, and using far too big of a dash..Blecch..




Jim
12.8837MPGS::MARKEYFluffy nutterMon Oct 30 1995 13:507
    
    Did anyone get the registration of the truck that ran over
    my head and chest? I have the flu and I feel fargin' awful!
    I'm putting a few tweaks into some code and then I'm going
    home...

    -b
12.8838POLAR::RICHARDSONCPU CyclerMon Oct 30 1995 13:524
    
    if sys$code_go_boom then gosub tweak
    
    ?
12.8839MPGS::MARKEYFluffy nutterMon Oct 30 1995 15:0010
    
    another TTHT:
    
    With this flu, I can barely talk (my throat is very sore)... so,
    of course, today is the day that a guy I've been trying to reach
    for _weeks_ (about a large contract) calls... 
    
    GAK!
    
    -b
12.8840CHEFS::COOKSHalf Man,Half BiscuitMon Oct 30 1995 15:1710
    Reading F.C`s recent pathetic performances.
    
    We were beat 4-1 by Ipswich at home on Saturday - a team who haven`t
    won away in 9 months.
    
    Still, like marriage you have to take the rough with the smooth.
    Hopefully we`ll get over this bad patch we`re going through at the
    moment.
    
    
12.8841POLAR::RICHARDSONCPU CyclerMon Oct 30 1995 16:091
    Well, i had to go down and see it for myself. It's snowing. 8^p
12.8842POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Tootsie PopsMon Oct 30 1995 16:194
    
    You cannot be serious.
    
    
12.8843POLAR::RICHARDSONCPU CyclerMon Oct 30 1995 16:201
    I can from time to time.
12.8844SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Mon Oct 30 1995 16:233
    
    With or without chips???
    
12.8845POLAR::RICHARDSONCPU CyclerMon Oct 30 1995 16:261
    eh?
12.8846POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Tootsie PopsMon Oct 30 1995 16:2911
    
    What Glenn meant to say was
    
              eh?
	      /
	  oO)-.
	 /__  _\       
	 \  \(  |      
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	  '  '--'   
    
12.8847TROOA::COLLINSCyberian Party HamsterMon Oct 30 1995 16:315
    
    Well, it's cold enough *here* to be snowing...
    
    Don't let it melt, Glenn.  Bag it up as quickly as possible.
    
12.8848SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Mon Oct 30 1995 16:334
    
    re: .8845,.8846
    
    You know!! Ben and Gerry's chips??
12.8849POLAR::RICHARDSONCPU CyclerMon Oct 30 1995 16:331
    I didn't buy any snow bags yet, I usually wait till they go on sale.
12.8850POLAR::RICHARDSONCPU CyclerMon Oct 30 1995 16:391
    Ben and Jerry's chips?
12.8851SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Mon Oct 30 1995 16:538
    
    Yep... in their Cherry Garcia....
    
    
    ... or are we still talking about the one on your shoulder???
    
    :) :) :) :)
    
12.8852POLAR::RICHARDSONCPU CyclerMon Oct 30 1995 17:412
    No, I have sought counseling over that one and have since pursued a
    different course of dementia.
12.8853workload++WAHOO::LEVESQUECompilation terminated with errors.Mon Oct 30 1995 18:591
    A valuable coworker is leaving.
12.8854MPGS::MARKEYFluffy nutterMon Oct 30 1995 21:1917
    
    The argument I know I'm going to have with my doctor tomorrow.
    I get sinus infections fairly frequently. The way I know I have
    a sinus infection is simple; if I cough and feel pain in my
    sinuses, I have an infection. The one I have now is a doozy.
    
    I came home sick today and called his office. The first time
    he could see me was late tomorrow morning. I just don't feel
    like waiting. A day makes a huge difference...
    
    I had two days of Augmentin left from a 14 day course after
    a similar infection last february. So, I've started taking them.
    I know all the arguments against self-medicating, but I know
    what I'm doing. I've taken two doses so far and will take
    a third tonight before bed... and they do seem to be helping.
    
    -b
12.8855DECLNE::REESEToreDown,I'mAlmostLevelW/theGroundMon Oct 30 1995 21:5425
    Brian,
    
    Your scenario is why I dropped out of an HMO a few years ago.
    My problem is frequent upper respiratory infections.  I know most
    doctors don't like to prescribe antibiotics unless the patient
    is running a fever; the first time it happened to me I went to
    the HMO and the doctor told me to buy over-the-counter meds.
    I told him "been there, done that".  I said if I wait until I
    have a fever the infection will have such a hold on me that I'll
    be lucky if I don't wind up with pneumonia.  He wouldn't budge,
    I wound up with pneumonia.  
    
    My regular family doctor realizes that I know the difference between
    a bad cold and a sinus or URI; if I call and say I have and URI
    he'll call in enough antibiotics to hold me until I can get into
    his office.  Sometimes 48 hours makes all the difference in the
    world as to how sick I'll get and how long it will take to shake
    the infection.
    
    Sounds like you've gone through this enough to know how to read
    your symptoms.  I don't blame you for taking the meds you had on
    hand; taking them immediately might make the difference between having
    the infection for a week or so......or having the darn thing turn
    into a marathon.
    
12.8856Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMMarty the KidMon Oct 30 1995 22:057
    TTHT - Finding out Mom's going in to Hospital for a small op on
    Wednesday. She says it's nothing to worry about and it's an 'in and
    out' the same day op, but wouldn't tell me what it was. Kinda makes
    me worry. I'm thinking maybe they're holding back because I'm 12,000
    miles from home.
    
    This is the kind of time when I really effin hate being away. 
12.8857MPGS::MARKEYFluffy nutterMon Oct 30 1995 23:3725
    
    Karen:
    
    You're exactly right. My previous physician used to call me
    and discuss the symptoms, and would phone in a prescription.
    He would still ask me to come into the office, but he wouldn't
    wait to start treating me until then.
    
    About 18 months ago, I joined Tufts' HMO. I had to change
    physicians. My new doctor won't even talk to me unless its
    in his office. His "med assistant" won't attempt to diagnose
    or treat without an office visit either.
    
    Remember my broken wrist? Well, it's still giving me trouble.
    After all this time, I still can't play bass... so, I call
    the orthopedist who treated me and he says I have to get a
    referral from my primary care physician!!! I can't have the
    doctor who treated my wrist do a follow up without permission
    from my primary care physician... who seems to think prescribing
    antibiotics will turn me into a junky (like I'll hang out in
    dark alleys looking to pick up bacteria or something! :-)
    
    I dunno... this HMO stuff ain't all it's cracked up to be...
    
    -b
12.8858SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Tue Oct 31 1995 10:2917
    
    	TtHT:
    
    	my friggin' leg HURTS! I pulled a muscle 2.5weeks ago on a 6mile
    run. I took a week off and then went for a slow 6miler....it hurt a
    bit, but not too bad. Went for a slow 5miler the next day and just
    about crawled back in agony. Sooooooo I took another week off and wore
    my knee brace all week. It felt much better so I went for a fairly
    quick (7min mile) 4mile run yesterday....and my leg hurts like a
    bugger!! I'm starting to get really frustrated....any suggestions from
    anyone on what I can do? I pulled a tendon or something right behind my
    knee (back side of the leg)...I felt it let go while running up the
    monster hill behind HLO2. I hate to take too much time off of running,
    but I have a bad feeling I may have to do that. :*(
    
    
    jim
12.8859GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERRIP Amos, you will be missedTue Oct 31 1995 10:3410
    
    
    Take a month off, Jim (at least).  Injuries that aren't allowed to heal
    can be a bugger, even on a young guy like me.  I have injuries that I
    didn't allow the proper time to heal on a few different areas of my
    person (ankle, knee and back) that I didn't let heal properly and they
    have been known to cause dubious amounts of pain to this day.
    
    
    Mike
12.8860MAIL1::CRANETue Oct 31 1995 10:388
    .8858
    Jim,
    I too pulled a leg muscle and it bothered me for months...but it never
    stopped me. Went to the Dr. and he said I had tendonitis of the
    achieles (sp) tendon and bursitus of same tendon. Do take it easy and
    get some anti-inflamitories (sp)
    
    and yes, its to early for me to figure out how to spell these things.
12.8861CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenTue Oct 31 1995 11:3712
    TTHLN:
    
    My father called to tell me that my aunt who is getting on in years has
    started to lose it and had to be hospitalized.  She will never be able
    to go back to her home.  
    
    Went to refill the boiler and relight the furnace after finishing the
    baseboard installation.  I don't think it's normal for water to pour
    out of the burner :-(.
    
    Finding out yesterday that my trip to TAO must occur next week and I am
    no where near prepared to go. 
12.8862SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Tue Oct 31 1995 11:4913
    
    re: .8861
    
    	wow, bad week. Hope things get better for you...
    
    re: advice about leg
    
    	I may call my docter and see what she has to say. I want to make
    sure it's not just imflammation of some sort. 
    
    	jim
    
    
12.8863CNTROL::JENNISONRevive us, Oh LordTue Oct 31 1995 11:5115
    
    	Brian,
    
    	I've been using Tufts since 1991, and have never had a problem
    	getting treated.  It helps to select a good primary care physician
    	(we had a lousy one for a few years) with a good staff.  The staff
    	members are the ones that write the referrals.  Educate yourself
    	a little bit about the plan, and you should have no trouble getting
    	good coverage.  We've racked up hundreds of thousands of dollars
    	of medical care since 1991, and have never paid more than a
    	co-payment.  Most of the doctors have been at Mass. General and
    	Mass. Eye and Ear, so out of plan referrals are not unheard of.
    
    	Karen
    
12.8864CNTROL::JENNISONRevive us, Oh LordTue Oct 31 1995 11:588
    
    	Jim,
    
    	A couple of days is not sufficient rest for an injury.  Do call
    	your doctor - I don't think anyone here qualifies.  
    
    	Karen
    
12.8865SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Tue Oct 31 1995 12:148
    
    	Thanks Karen...I think I'll schedule an appointment for the end of
    the week (no running until then...maybe just a brisk walk).
    
    
    	cheers,
    
    	jim
12.8866ACISS1::BATTISLife is not a dress rehearsalTue Oct 31 1995 12:243
    
    feeling like I got hit by a truck, every muscle aches. If it wasn't for
    bowling, I would have stayed home. :-(
12.8867GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERRIP Amos, you will be missedTue Oct 31 1995 12:293
    
    
    Just make sure you walk on your hands.....
12.8868TTHT - All this HMO bashing ...BRITE::FYFETue Oct 31 1995 12:4522
 >   Your scenario is why I dropped out of an HMO a few years ago.
 >   My problem is frequent upper respiratory infections.  I know most
 >   doctors don't like to prescribe antibiotics unless the patient
 >   is running a fever; the first time it happened to me I went to
 >   the HMO and the doctor told me to buy over-the-counter meds.
 
 This is the Doctors call, not the HMOs. If you don't like your doctor, 
 get another. And let the HMO know of your disatisfaction.

  > About 18 months ago, I joined Tufts' HMO. I had to change
  >  physicians. My new doctor won't even talk to me unless its
  >  in his office. His "med assistant" won't attempt to diagnose
  >  or treat without an office visit either.
  
  This is the Doctors call, not the HMOs. If you don't like your doctor, 
  get another. And let the HMO know of your disatisfaction.

   I routinely call my doctors NURSE, tell her the symptoms and often request
   specific treatment. Usually the prescription or referal is phoned in with
   2 hours. All this with HMO coverage (and avoiding the co-pay).

   Doug.
12.8869SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Tue Oct 31 1995 13:085
    
    
    No brisk walks.... if you crave the exercise, then do something
    non-impact like riding a bike...
    
12.8870SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Tue Oct 31 1995 13:1012
    
    
    	re: .8869
    
    	I suppose you're right. I don't get to sit down during the day, so
    I guess that'll be enough walking for the leg. Since my father-in-law
    owns his own bike shop, I'll talk to him about securing me a bicycle
    (mountain bike of course). Gotta have that endorphin rush every
    day...:)
    
    
    jim
12.8871SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Tue Oct 31 1995 13:308
    
    
    <------
    
    I figured that's what you were after!!
    
    :)
    
12.8872BIGQ::SILVADiabloTue Oct 31 1995 13:3110

	Jim, it has to be a steady motion, not a trail ride. You do the trail
ride, and you won't be helping anything. If ya belonged to a health club, you
could use a stationary bike. But then with 2 kids, a wife, and this place, when
would you find time to go to a stinkin health club? 



Glen
12.8873I'll be going with HMO ElectDECLNE::REESEToreDown,I'mAlmostLevelW/theGroundTue Oct 31 1995 13:3512
    Doug,
    
    (Hope you didn't get the Karen's mixed) :-}
    
    I DID express my dissatisfaction with my HMO; I opted out ;-)
    
    From what I've observed with my co-workers, those who have fairly
    assertive personalities don't seem to have any difficulty in getting
    by the nurses who evidently screen all calls and set up appointments.
    It's the timid souls who seem to get the short end of the stick; heck
    even non-timid folks don't always have the energy to hassle with a
    nurse of they are feeling bad enough.
12.8874DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Tue Oct 31 1995 13:537
    
    
    	Well my assumptions about this semester's class was right.
    	Three "short" (3-5 pages) essays and one research paper that
    	has to be 12-15 pages.  Up to this point, the longest any of
    	my papers had to be was 5.  eesh.........
    
12.8875SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Tue Oct 31 1995 14:034
    
    
    You can write a paper on the merits of a belly-button...
    
12.8876GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERRIP Amos, you will be missedTue Oct 31 1995 14:053
    
    
    Just don't let the doggone thing come untied.......
12.8877;^)DPDMAI::GUINEO::MOOREHEY! All you mimes be quiet!Tue Oct 31 1995 15:551
    All of you people should take a coffee break and then go to lunch.
12.8878DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Tue Oct 31 1995 17:046
    
    
    	Andy.....  uh, I don't think so.
    
    	Has to be on a controversial topic.
    
12.8879SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Tue Oct 31 1995 17:297
    
    
    Well!!! There ya go!!! Seems to me there was mucho discussion about how
    to keep the jewel imbedded in said navel... no?
    
    
    :) :)
12.8880I agree w/ JudyLUNER::FINTMETue Oct 31 1995 17:348
    
    I agree with Judy, I'm taking Information Sources and Research Methods
    this semester (along with Organizational Behavior).  Before Thanksgiving 
    I will have completed 4 short papers, 4 oral presentations, and
    a final research paper which is 40 pages and still growing.  A paper or
    presentation every week.   
    
    Graduate school Yuck!
12.8881DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Tue Oct 31 1995 18:3117
    
    
    	I thought things would be easier since I'm only taking
    	one class this term.  But it's just a trade off. I'm 
    	traveling further for this class, the workload is big,
    	and I'll be putting more hours in at the second job for the
    	holidays.
    
    	And I'm *still* shopping for a car, have to make a necklace
    	and earrings set to go with the dress for my class reunion
    	isn3+ weeks (gack!), and make lots of other jewelry and craft
    	items for a fair I'm doing in early December.
    
    	Spare time?  Whassat?
    
    	JJ
    
12.8882BIGQ::SILVADiabloTue Oct 31 1995 18:364

	Judy, you mean you aren't holding off on buying the necklace and
earrings until you have a car to match them too???? I'm surprised here I am!
12.8883ACISS1::BATTISLife is not a dress rehearsalTue Oct 31 1995 18:563
    
    JJ I reccomend taking a photo of your apartment, that way you will
    remember what it looks like.. :-(
12.8884I got a photoLUNER::FINTMETue Oct 31 1995 19:1110
    
    My wife gave me a picture of her.  I got the message, I still get
    credit for B's although my head needs A's.  
    
    Good Luck JJ, 
    
    I may have to travel to Nashua from Salem for one of my courses starting 
    December 4th.  I'm dreading the trip.
    
    Mark  
12.8885MPGS::MARKEYFluffy nutterTue Oct 31 1995 19:139
    
    pneumonia...
    
    The doc did give me the antibiotics I requested, but it was
    too late... I'm a sick puppy... (but you knew that... :-)
    
    Everytime I breath, I sound like a tire going flat... :-)
    
    -b
12.8886TROOA::COLLINSCyberian Party HamsterTue Oct 31 1995 19:168
    
    .8885
    
    Ouch.  Been there.  Felt like I was 80 years old and dying of lung
    cancer. 
    
    Get better Bri.
    
12.8887DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Tue Oct 31 1995 19:1713
    	
    	re: Glen
    
    	Uh, no. I'm not *that* color coordinated!  =)
    
    	re: Mark
    
    	Blah.  In the winter too.  I'm hoping we won't get too
    	much snow during November and December.  Trekking from
    	Nashua to No. Manchester and then back home to Milford
    	in snow will not be my idea of a good time.
    
    
12.8888POLAR::RICHARDSONCPU CyclerTue Oct 31 1995 19:311
    It's snowing again today.
12.8889CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenTue Oct 31 1995 20:162
    Yes, Brian, take it easy.  Bronchial infections have a nasty habit of
    escalating. 
12.8890POLAR::RICHARDSONCPU CyclerTue Oct 31 1995 20:291
    {cloaked Gilliganism}
12.8891MPGS::MARKEYFluffy nutterTue Oct 31 1995 20:4111
    
    > Yes, Brian, take it easy.  Bronchial infections have a nasty habit of
    > escalating. 
    
    I dragged my ass in this afternoon to clean up some code... my
    boss was nice enough to tell me to come back when I'm well. I
    just hope that's not too long, as one of the things I don't
    have is sick pay... I'm getting worse though, so I'm outta
    here...
    
    -b
12.8892But DO get out of bed for necessary pit stopsDECLNE::REESEToreDown,I'mAlmostLevelW/theGroundTue Oct 31 1995 21:3118
    Brian is already in the "walking pneumonia" stage; take care that
    is doesn't reach the full blown stage or you could be flattened
    for 2 to 3 weeks (or longer).  I wouldn't want to think of sick
    time without pay, but if you can afford to get in bed (and stay
    there) for a day or two you might save yourself some grief in the
    long run.
    
    Brian, if you are running a fever (and see this at all); try my
    old country doc's remedy.  Drink at least 8-10 oz. of ice water
    and/or soda every 1/2 hour (avoid milk, citrus fruit juices etc.).
    It definitely helps flush the infection out of your system and
    reduces the fever faster (guess it's an internal version of cool
    baths for babies with fever).  I thought my doctor was nuts the
    first time he treated me for an URI, but it really did work.  I've
    used it along with meds, ever since.
    
    
    
12.8893MPGS::MARKEYFluffy nutterWed Nov 01 1995 00:328
    
    Karen,
    
    What, no booze in your cure ?!?? What kinda cure is that !?!? :-) :-)
    
    Seriously, thanks for the kind words and the suggestions...
    
    -b
12.8894POLAR::RICHARDSONCPU CyclerWed Nov 01 1995 00:351
    Well, vodka looks a lot like water.
12.8895I mean `New Year's Day'MPGS::MARKEYFluffy nutterWed Nov 01 1995 00:379
    
    ... just thinking... back in 92 I had two bouts of pneumonia;
    started right about the end of October too... got treated
    but didn't take it seriously... you know, none of that girly
    myn stuff for me! By thanksgiving I was flat on my keester
    and was still bed-ridden New Year's eve 1993! More than 6
    weeks laid up... maybe I should wise up eh? :-)
    
    -b
12.8896Bernoulli BluesMOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Nov 01 1995 02:2650
I recently concluded that the solution to my storage problems on my home PC
was going to be a removeable cartridge drive manufactured and marketed by
An Industry Leader In This Field Who Shall Remain Nameless (So, You QUEry,
So Tell?) This Industry Leader had a mass market product finally
available locally, and I sprung for it last week. Two bills and change.
Kit says, "Includes everything you need to install on your SCSI-II adapter."

Upon opening the thing, I find not a peecee SCSI-II cable, but a Mac SCSI
cable (25-pin on one end). No Problem!, says I - I'll call <nameless_vendor>
and they'll make it right.

Called Monday - after being on hold for ten minutes, a customer service droid
tells me that the retailer will correct the problem (swap cables). I know
that the needed cable is more than twice the price of the possessed cable,
but what the heck ...

Dropped into retailer today. Retailer is happy to comply, except they don't
happen to stock required cable.

Called <nameless_vendor> back to describe lament. First customer service
contact today says I must speak with tech support, and Oh, No, retailer
can't help anyway. I'm transferred to "tech support" SURPRISE! Voicemail!
I gain attention of attendant. She will page "technical support".

I wait.

Voice asks "How can I help?" I describe situation, and the fact that I'm
sitting on a few hundred dollars worth of unusable hardware because they
shipped a worthless cable.

He informs me, deadpan, that I'm free to go out and buy any cable I need.
Their "business model" doesn't allow them to correct the problem and supply
customers with what they need to make the thing work. I suggest that I might
want to pass on the drive. He says, "Ya gotta do what ya gotta do". He won't
tell me his name. I mutter things about customer satisfaction. He tells
me again to try to find cable at my own expense.

Customer satisfaction at its best.

This is just casual information in case

	Someone
       (You?)
	Qould
	Use
	Even
	Some
	Tales of horror on peecee hardware.


12.8897mail meVMSNET::M_MACIOLEKFour54 Camaro/Only way to flyWed Nov 01 1995 02:587
    Bummer.
    
    I bought an internal bernulli a couple years ago.  Plugged it in
    and off I went.  I have an adaptec scsi board.  I threw out the
    board (and the software) that came with the drive.
    
    Works like a champ.
12.8898SMURF::BINDEREis qui nos doment uescimur.Wed Nov 01 1995 11:5025
    .8896
    
    Your problem is that Apple had the common sense to jump on the SCSI
    bandwagon in 1986, thereby in actual fact giving the SCSI standard a
    bandwagon to drive.  Had Apple not started shipping every Mac since
    that time with a built-in SCSI port, there might well be no SCSI today;
    the emerging "standard" was the far more expensive and complex OEM
    channel (aka block multiplexer) that IBM was pushing.
    
    So all your PeeCee machines are johnny-come-lately hardware in terms of
    serious storage.
    
    So bite the bullet and call PC WAREHOUSE and order the cable you need. 
    Or visit Computer City or CompUSA and buy it off the rack.  That's what
    I did when I bought one of the same drive you're bitching about,
    because after the first SCSI device on a Mac, a 50/50 cable is required
    for every additional box in the chain and nobody ships with a 50/50
    cable.  It'll cost you all of $20.00 or so, and you'll be glad you did
    when all your friends start pissing and moaning about the dreaded CLICK
    sound that their Zero Industrial Performance drives start making after
    a few months.  The CLICK that says the drive can't mount the cartridge,
    I mean.
    
    The drive whose name we shall not mention is, indeed, industrial
    strength, and it will serve you long and well.
12.8899my kingdom for a serverWAHOO::LEVESQUECompilation terminated with errors.Wed Nov 01 1995 11:564
    TTHY:
    
    power hits causing multiple hour long work outages
    
12.8900MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Nov 01 1995 11:5812
I did buy the cable locally, Dick. And I do believe what you say regarding
the quality of the drive. But I still have a very bad taste in my mouth for
the attitude of <nameless_vendor>'s technical support rep, which is an
unfortunate situation when you're first starting to do business with a
company.

And the lengthy letter I submit along with my product registration card is 
going to address that in further depth.

I would even have been happy if they'd offered the drive at a MSRP of $20 more
and provided an exchange option on the cable. It was the "tough excrement"
response that bothered me.
12.8901POLAR::RICHARDSONCPU CyclerWed Nov 01 1995 12:551
    Removing 10mm of snow off my car this morning.
12.8902BUSY::SLABOUNTYErin go braghlessWed Nov 01 1995 12:593
    
    	That's 4" for all you metric-ignorants.
    
12.8903CALLME::MR_TOPAZWed Nov 01 1995 13:031
       You do have an inimitable way of making a fool of yourself, Shawn.
12.8904The metric system is a NWO plot...GAAS::BRAUCHERFrustrated IncorporatedWed Nov 01 1995 13:054
    
      10 mm <> 4 in
    
      bb
12.8905SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Wed Nov 01 1995 13:118
    
    re: .8901
    
    >Removing 10mm of snow off my car this morning.
    
    
    Go ahead.. tell me you stopped to measure...
    
12.8906BUSY::SLABOUNTYErotic NightmaresWed Nov 01 1995 13:205
    
    	Hey, what happened to the decimal point??
    
    	Of course that should read .4"
    
12.8907CALLME::MR_TOPAZWed Nov 01 1995 13:226
       
       > Go ahead.. tell me you stopped to measure...
       
       Maybe Richardsoz is familiar with something that's 10mm long, and
       he simply estimated that the snow depth was the same.
       
12.8908SMURF::BINDEREis qui nos doment uescimur.Wed Nov 01 1995 13:2716
    .8900
    
    <nameless_vendor> is typical of all peripheral vendors I've dealt with,
    from the largest to the smallest, from the oldest to the newest.  They
    have a line that packages subsystems in a certain way, and they can't
    afford to cater to the whims of the subset of buyers who want their
    drives easy over instead of sunny side up.
    
    I've not often experienced the "tough excrement" attitude of which you
    speak, most especially not from <nameless_vendor>, with whom I've done
    business several times, but I've indeed always gotten the answer that
    "we simply can't provide the cable you want, you'll have to buy it
    elsewhere."  Were I in your shoes, I'd probably ask to speak to the
    tech rep's supervisor, and to that one's supervisor on up the chain
    until I got an apology and an assurance that the rep would be
    reprimanded.
12.8909MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Nov 01 1995 13:303
You're probably right, Dick. When he refused to give me his name, I just 
assumed he'd refuse to put me in touch with his supervisor, as well.

12.8910SMURF::BINDEREis qui nos doment uescimur.Wed Nov 01 1995 13:453
    I'd have called back on the Customer Service number, not the Tech
    Support number, and explained that I'd been talking with a rude tech
    rep and wanted to talk with...
12.8911MPGS::MARKEYFluffy nutterWed Nov 01 1995 13:4811
    
    RE: .8910
    
    I don't think so... I picture a room full of people, all with
    phones that can answer any line. Ring Ring "Hello... [blank]
    customer service... Hold, on please, I'll transfer you."
    
    "OK, we've got a live one! Who wants to be the President of
    the company today?"
    
    -b
12.8912SMURF::BINDEREis qui nos doment uescimur.Wed Nov 01 1995 13:556
    .8911
    
    Sorry, but 'tain't so.  Many of the vendors I deal with have their
    customer service people in a different area code from their tech
    support people; for example, SoftKey's TS people are in Georgia while
    their CS people are in the PRM.
12.8913POLAR::RICHARDSONCPU CyclerWed Nov 01 1995 14:083
    I did an eyeball estimate of the snow on my car. Looked like about 10mm
    to me. And as Sir Gritty Kitty mentioned I am very familiar with that
    length when I very relaxed.
12.8914:-)EVMS::MORONEYDANGER Do Not Walk on CeilingWed Nov 01 1995 15:096
Aww quit trying to fool us.  Everyone knows the minimum snowfall in Canada
is around 2 feet or so.

Except in July.

Then the minimum is about 6 inches.
12.8915NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Nov 01 1995 15:131
Clearly there was an extra "m" in there.  It should have read 10m.
12.8916BUSY::SLABOUNTYForeplay? What's that?Wed Nov 01 1995 15:157
    
    	Ahhh, 10 meter snow ... now I understand.
    
    	Sounds like interference from the vehicle's ignition system.
    	Try isolating the wiring, and/or move the antenna to a dif-
    	ferent part of the car.
    
12.8917DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Wed Nov 01 1995 15:416
    
    
    	TTHT   coming up with another possible topic for my research
    		paper while listening to the news yesterday, not writing
    		it down, and now I've forgotten what it was....sigh.
    
12.8918BUSY::SLABOUNTYForget the doctor - get me a nurse!Wed Nov 01 1995 16:3611
    
    	I just realized:
    
    	It's 1:35.
    	I forgot to eat lunch.
    	The cafeteria is closed.
    
    	Oh well ... looks like I'll have to go grab a few donuts or
    	something.  And I have an extra bag of potato chips stashed
    	away, so no need for you to worry about me.
    
12.8919SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Wed Nov 01 1995 16:478
    
    
    "Crrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnkkkkkk...."
    
    
    
     The sound of arteries closing slowly.....
    
12.8920CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend, will you be ready?Wed Nov 01 1995 16:486




 Well, now there's a healthy lunch!
12.8921BUSY::SLABOUNTYForget the doctor - get me a nurse!Wed Nov 01 1995 16:5313
    
    	RE: Jim
    
    	Oh yeah, I'm going to drink a couple cups of coffee, too, to
    	raise the average nutritional content.
    
    
    	RE: Arteries
    
    	If they haven't clamped shut completely by now, they never will.
    
    	8^)
    
12.8922VAIL::MUTHI drank WHAT? - SocratesWed Nov 01 1995 17:087
      Re: Caf closed

      It's the day after Halloween.  Just cruise the halls for those bowls
      of leftover candy!

      Bill
12.8923BUSY::SLABOUNTYGTI 16V - dust thy neighbor!!Wed Nov 01 1995 18:5510
    
    	Leftover candy ... why didn't I think of that?!?!
    
    	Well, I forgot to go down to the cafeteria and get donuts, and
    	the cafeteria is closed for the night now.  So I went down the
    	hall to the candy machine and was quite disturbed when the mach-
    	ine spit out all 4 quarters that I dumped into it.  But I guess
    	it was just a temporary glitch since it accepted them the 2nd
    	time I tried.  And now I have a Milky Way Dark.
    
12.8924DEVLPR::DKILLORANNo Compromise on FreedomWed Nov 01 1995 19:079
    
    TTHT:
    
    The effing little $#!$ that egged my car !
    
    If I catch the little bastage, he's gonna regret it!
    
    >-{}  <GRRRRRRR>
    
12.8925LANDO::OLIVER_BWed Nov 01 1995 19:082
    sure you didn't egg him on, dan?
    
12.8926DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Wed Nov 01 1995 19:087
    
    
    	Shawn,
    
    	Here at ZKO we have a convenience store that's open till 5:30.
    	We're spoiled here, yes we are.
    
12.8927BUSY::SLABOUNTYGo Go Gophers watch them go go go!Wed Nov 01 1995 19:103
    
    	Sure, rub it in.  8^)
    
12.8928Sexist swine!!!SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Wed Nov 01 1995 19:1210
    
    
    >If I catch the little bastage, he's gonna regret it!
    
    
    
    "he"????
    
    
    
12.8929POLAR::RICHARDSONCPU CyclerWed Nov 01 1995 19:161
    How do you know the egger was little?
12.8930Kids todayDECWIN::RALTOClinto Berata NiktoWed Nov 01 1995 19:1927
        >> TTHT:
        >> The effing little $#!$ that egged my car !
        >> If I catch the little bastage, he's gonna regret it!
    
    I hear ya... two years ago, three pre-teen boys came trick-or-treating.
    They got the usual goodies... and then after that, they proceeded to
    silly-string most of my front yard, car, bushes, and so on (I didn't
    see it until a couple of minutes later, after they were long gone).
    It took me days to get rid of all the remnants of the damned stuff.
    
    What the hey?  I thought that they only did this to houses that
    "stiffed" them (had their lights out, etc.).  I guess it's the 90's.
    
    One of the kids lives right across the street from me.  I decided not
    to pursue it, mainly because my "neighborhood" is full of mental cases
    who are so bold that they occasionally vandalize the houses and
    property of police detectives, and this family is on "that side",
    so I'm not messing around with them.  Their pals have been known to
    do things to neighbors that they don't get along with, such as break
    windows, set fires to auxiliary structures (e.g., sheds), and in one
    lovely case, cut brake lines.
    
    What's incredible is that months later, he has the nerve to come around
    months later to ask if he can shovel my driveway, cut my grass, and so on.
    Yeah, right, kid.  In your dreams...
    
    Chris
12.8931It was months and months later, reallyDECWIN::RALTOClinto Berata NiktoWed Nov 01 1995 19:217
    >> What's incredible is that months later, he has the nerve to come around
    >> months later to ask if he can shovel my driveway, cut my grass, and so
    >> on.
    
    Did I mention that it was "months later"?  :-)
    
    Chris
12.8932SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Wed Nov 01 1995 19:2518
    re: .8924
    
    Hoover...
    
     Just be glad you weren't around when I and a few my my friends were
    kids...
    
     Mischief Night (Oct. 30) we went around waxing car windows... Those we
    didn't particularly cared for, got a special treatment.
    
     We took a pooper-scooper and loaded paper bags with dog-doo, set the
    bag on the front walk (well away from anything flammable), set the bag
    on fire and rang the door-bell...
    
      Took off into the shadows to watch the fun!!!
    
     :) :) :)
    
12.8933CNTROL::JENNISONRevive us, Oh LordWed Nov 01 1995 19:333
    
    	I love to hear stories about the olden days...
    
12.8934SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Wed Nov 01 1995 19:345
    
    <------
    
    I'll have to kill you for that....
    
12.8935CNTROL::JENNISONRevive us, Oh LordWed Nov 01 1995 19:454
    
    	You'll have to catch me first!
    
    	
12.8936SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Wed Nov 01 1995 19:478
    
    Okay....
    
    What's your best pace whilst running???
    
    
    (Pssst... I can do 7:05's for at least 5K)
    
12.8937CNTROL::JENNISONRevive us, Oh LordWed Nov 01 1995 19:545
    
    	You are joking, aren't you ?
    
    	silly old man
    
12.8938SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Wed Nov 01 1995 20:4313
    
    
    >You are joking, aren't you ?
    
    I wouldn't have posted it if I couldn't do it...
    
    Well then.... it looks like I just might catch you and kill you yet!!
    
    
    Just remember that old adage...
    
    
    Age and cunning will defeat youth and enthusiasm ever time!!
12.8939a lot of bloody good staying shape does...ACIS03::LEECHDia do bheatha.Thu Nov 02 1995 11:5017
    TTHT:  Pulling a groin muscle...while BOWLING.  Eesh.  In over three
    years of taekwondo, and over 9 years in the gym (with many tough leg
    workouts), I have yet to pull a groin muscle (or anything other
    than a hamstring), yet somehow I manage to do it BOWLING.
    
    I pulled it good, too.  Felt it "rip" as I was dragging my leg as I
    released the ball.  Perhaps my tendency to drag my toe (on the balance 
    leg), along with a VERY sticky approach, had something to do with it- but 
    the fact remains that this is pretty pathetic no matter how you look at it.
    
    I can only wait in anticipation to see what life has in store for me
    next.  Perhaps another virus that lasts 2 weeks?  Maybe I'll sleep
    on my arm wrong and it will fall off?  Maybe I'll spontaneously
    combust?  The possibilities are endless, they are.
    
    
    -steve (who's obviously falling apart prematurely)
12.8940CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenThu Nov 02 1995 11:526
    Finding out my boiler has been run dry and the cast iron block has
    cracked thus causing the leak.  :-(.  Requires new boiler block at a
    minimum.  Good news is that it most likely will be warranted but I will
    probably have to pay the labor.  Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid.......
    
    Brian
12.8941MAIL1::CRANEThu Nov 02 1995 12:042
    Keep me posted on that combustion problem...sure cure is jump in a
    pool/lake. :")
12.89428^)POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Tootsie PopsThu Nov 02 1995 12:054
    
    Well, Steve, that's what you get for trying to be A Bowling Machine.
    
    
12.8943WAHOO::LEVESQUEmucks like a finkThu Nov 02 1995 12:203
    Yet another server hang. So much for coming in early; 2+ hours dead in
    the water. I suppose I should have gone on coffee break like the rest
    of my contemporaries...
12.8944CALLME::MR_TOPAZThu Nov 02 1995 12:211
       Contemporaries?  Colleagues?  Seen one `c' word, seen 'em all?
12.8945CALLME::MR_TOPAZThu Nov 02 1995 12:576
       re .8944 (re .8943):
       
       Upon further investigation, it appears that the original usage was
       correct, and the would-be correction was ill-advised.
       
       --Mr Topaz
12.8946DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Thu Nov 02 1995 13:194
    
    
    	the weather........  blah.
    
12.8947CNTROL::JENNISONRevive us, Oh LordThu Nov 02 1995 13:396
    
    	Oh I believe you Andy.  I meant you were joking when you asked
    	me what my best running pace was.
    
    	Karen
    
12.8948SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Thu Nov 02 1995 14:327
    
    <-------
    
    So? Then I WOULD be able to catch you????
    
    :)
    
12.8949painWAHOO::LEVESQUEmucks like a finkThu Nov 02 1995 15:422
    I apparently did something to my back last night when installing a
    door/frame combination in the basement. 
12.8950BUSY::SLABOUNTYA swift kick in the butt - $1Thu Nov 02 1995 15:494
    
    	It would have been a much easier job if you'd removed the old
    	door/frame 1st.
    
12.8951WAHOO::LEVESQUEmucks like a finkThu Nov 02 1995 15:582
    It would have been easier if I could have put the frame up first, it
    would have been easier if I'd had help, it would have been easier...
12.8952POWDML::BUCKLEYA Change of SeasonsThu Nov 02 1995 16:027
    RE:      <<< Note 12.8939 by ACIS03::LEECH "Dia do bheatha." >>>
        
    >TTHT:  Pulling a groin muscle...while BOWLING. 
    
    
    Heavy balls?
    
12.8953LANDO::OLIVER_BThu Nov 02 1995 16:042
    if you had said, "oh, muck it".
    
12.8954Or 2, maybe 3 a day :-}DECLNE::REESEToreDown,I'mAlmostLevelW/theGroundThu Nov 02 1995 16:267
    .8893
    
    Brian,
    
    I was giving you tips for those first 24-48 critical hours; after
    that time has passed, a toddy for the body is definitely recommended.
    
12.8955Did they pull an all nigher at Intel?PERFOM::LICEA_KANEwhen it's comin' from the leftThu Nov 02 1995 18:224
    That 365.2 is *soooooooooo* much smaller than 366.
    That 8.08 is *soooooooooooo* much smaller than 8.09.
    
    								-mr. bill
12.8956CNTROL::JENNISONRevive us, Oh LordThu Nov 02 1995 18:358
    	
    	No, Andy, you would not.
    
    	See, I'd be heading south from Hudson, MA, and you'd have to
    	head south from NH.  You'd die before you caught me.
    
    	Karen
    
12.8957BUSY::SLABOUNTYAudiophiles do it 'til it hertz!Thu Nov 02 1995 18:374
    
    	If he went north he could meet you 3/4 of the way around the
    	globe.
    
12.8958SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Thu Nov 02 1995 18:468
    
    
    Ah yes Karen.... but you wouldn't know *when* I would start heading
    south...
    
     I could just as easily show up at HLO and give you.. say... a minute's
    head start???
    
12.8959CNTROL::JENNISONRevive us, Oh LordThu Nov 02 1995 18:475
    
    Oh forget it.  The whole thing is giving me a headache.  I don't
    need this stress!
    
    	
12.8960SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Thu Nov 02 1995 18:506
    
    
    Quick!!!! Someone run to her house and hide all the saws!!!!!!!
    
    :) :)
    
12.8961CNTROL::JENNISONRevive us, Oh LordThu Nov 02 1995 19:084
    
    	Not to worry, Andy.
    
    	
12.8962XEDON::JENSENThu Nov 02 1995 22:3612
    TTHT, but maybe positive in the long run:
    
    
    My late sister's 17-year-old daughter has moved away
    from home for an indefinite period of time.  The past
    18 months have been hell on the whole family, but the fact
    that my three teenage nieces show more self-control
    and maturity than their surviving "parent" is pretty
    sad.  Left to fend for themselves 99% of the time
    because Dad "can't handle" being in charge.  Hearing
    "You guys can forget about going to college.  I
    ain't payin' for it."  I just don't get it.
12.8964POLAR::RICHARDSONCPU CyclerFri Nov 03 1995 11:441
    So, lots of Finger Lakes wines were available is that it?
12.8965CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenFri Nov 03 1995 11:502
    Watch it bub.  The finger lakes region has a few decent wines
    available if you can sift through the Taylor, Widmer mega juiceries.
12.8966WAHOO::LEVESQUEmucks like a finkFri Nov 03 1995 11:578
    >So, lots of Finger Lakes wines were available is that it?
    
     Hah. They had exactly two domestic red wines- both bottom of the line,
    neither reasonably priced. The total list was less than 25 wines, and
    there were perhaps 3 or 4 decent wines on the whole list, including two
    champagnes. The list was an embarrassment to the restaurant. I'm sure
    that whoever put that list together has no idea that Finger Lakes wines
    exist.
12.8967POLAR::RICHARDSONCPU CyclerFri Nov 03 1995 12:141
    So, a neophyte like me could have done a better job?
12.8968WAHOO::LEVESQUEmucks like a finkFri Nov 03 1995 12:172
    Anyone without overt malice towards wine could have done better.
    Picking at random would have been better.
12.8969POLAR::RICHARDSONCPU CyclerFri Nov 03 1995 12:201
    My Canada includes Finger Lakes wine. Well, not really.
12.8970BUSY::SLABOUNTYConsume feces and expire.Fri Nov 03 1995 12:215
    
    	Maybe some restaurants don't really care to put the effort
    	into a creative wine list, and would rather spend the time
    	more wisely, like on the food list.
    
12.8963WAHOO::LEVESQUEmucks like a finkFri Nov 03 1995 12:245
    TTHY: trying to find a place with a decent wine list that's relatively
    casual and is close. We ended up at Bainbridges, a place with a wine
    list worthy of any Howard Johnson's motor lodge. Sheesh! The only thing
    missing was an Ontario wine. :-)
    
12.8971WAHOO::LEVESQUEmucks like a finkFri Nov 03 1995 12:262
    We weren't looking for creative. We were looking for passable. We found
    abysmal.
12.8972MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Fri Nov 03 1995 12:284
re: Doctah

You should have stuck to the Oregon Raspberry Wheat that they had on tap
and passed on the wine altogether.
12.8973not by us, that isPENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BFri Nov 03 1995 12:293
  no wine was consumed there.

12.8974WAHOO::LEVESQUEmucks like a finkFri Nov 03 1995 12:367
>You should have stuck to the Oregon Raspberry Wheat that they had on tap
>and passed on the wine altogether.
    
     We had Sam Adams Lager from the tap. I've still got a bad taste in my
    mouth from last year's Pete's Wicked Winter brew which had raspberry
    in it. I really disliked it (and my mother bought me a whole case- I
    bet I still have 3 six packs left. Anybody interested, let me know.)
12.8975ACISS1::BATTISLife is not a dress rehearsalFri Nov 03 1995 12:362
    
    you philistine franco-philes.
12.8976ACISS1::BATTISLife is not a dress rehearsalFri Nov 03 1995 12:374
    
    re: 8974
    
    < wildly waves hand>
12.8977 :^) CSC32::J_OPPELTWanna see my scar?Fri Nov 03 1995 15:032
    	Ahhh.  Life is so much easier when you haven't trained your
    	palate in the ways of wine snobbery!
12.8978PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BFri Nov 03 1995 15:225
   .8977

  yes, and the more untrained palates out there, the more good stuff
  left for those of us who appreciate vino.
12.8979RE: .8977BUSY::SLABOUNTYDo you wanna bang heads with me?Fri Nov 03 1995 15:2311
    
    	Agreed.
    
    	Just give me a hot cup of coffee [black, no sugar] and I'll be
    	happy.
    
    	And how many restaurants offer "bottomless wine glasses", like
    	they do for coffee?
    
    	And why don't Chinese restaurants serve coffee?
    
12.8980BIGQ::SILVADiabloFri Nov 03 1995 15:281
who's Vino? he a ballplayer?
12.8981BIGQ::SILVADiabloFri Nov 03 1995 15:2921
| <<< Note 12.8979 by BUSY::SLABOUNTY "Do you wanna bang heads with me?" >>>



| Just give me a hot cup of coffee [black, no sugar] and I'll be happy.

	A cup of mud would be just as good....YUCK! 

| And how many restaurants offer "bottomless wine glasses", like they do for 
| coffee?

	The ones that serve box-o-wine!

| And why don't Chinese restaurants serve coffee?

	HEY! How did OJ Martin get into Shawn's head!!!??? Get out of there you
git!!!! :-)


Glen

12.8982CSC32::J_OPPELTWanna see my scar?Fri Nov 03 1995 15:326
    	You can have the "good stuff", Di.  And the accompanying price.
    
    	I'd rather have enough money left over afterwards for a movie.
    
    	I probably don't know what I'm missing, but on this subject I
    	find ignorance to be bliss!
12.8983NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Fri Nov 03 1995 15:324
Since it's illegal (or at least foolish, tortwise) to serve wine to someone
who's drunk, you won't find bottomless wine glasses in the USA.

Except in novelty shops.
12.8984couldn't help myselfWAHOO::LEVESQUEmucks like a finkFri Nov 03 1995 15:334
     >      I probably don't know what I'm missing, but on this subject I
     >       find ignorance to be bliss!
     
     Well, there's something to be said for consistency. :-)
12.8985BIGQ::SILVADiabloFri Nov 03 1995 15:351
<------too funny!
12.8986SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Fri Nov 03 1995 15:396
    
    <--------
    
    
      THHHHHHHHHCREEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAMMMM!!!!!
    
12.8987BUSY::SLABOUNTYDo you wanna bang heads with me?Fri Nov 03 1995 15:4110
    
    	RE: Gerald
    
    	"Bottomless" can be 1 glass or it can be 3 glasses or it can
    	be lots of glasses.  And if you're not drunk after 3 glasses
    	then there's no problem giving out a 5th.
    
    	Of course, after giving someone 4 glasses, it's probably not
    	a good idea to offer a "5th".  8^)
    
12.8988POLAR::RICHARDSONCPU CyclerFri Nov 03 1995 15:413
    <--------
    
    RRROOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLIIIINNNGGGGG!!!!!
12.8989POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Tootsie PopsFri Nov 03 1995 15:456
    
    .8974
    
    <hops up and down>
    
    
12.8990ACISS1::BATTISLife is not a dress rehearsalFri Nov 03 1995 16:554
    
    8989
    
    deb, see .8976
12.8991POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Tootsie PopsFri Nov 03 1995 16:586
    
    I'll race you to Mark's house.  See who gets there first!
    
    <evil mad-scientist laugh>
    
    
12.8992WAHOO::LEVESQUEmucks like a finkFri Nov 03 1995 17:141
    She even knows the way, pretzel boy.
12.8993GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERRIP Amos, you will be missedFri Nov 03 1995 17:312
    
    Getting the flu shot today.....
12.8994ACISS1::BATTISLife is not a dress rehearsalFri Nov 03 1995 17:346
    
    12.8992
    
    << She even knows the way, pretzel boy>>>
    
    Would you care to enlighten me, what this refers to.
12.8995BIGQ::SILVADiabloFri Nov 03 1995 17:395

	If yer wonderin about the pretzel boy part, it has to do with the fat
free version of rold gold pretzels. The commercial has the guy who does duckman
who does seinfelds friend, George in it.
12.8996BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't get even ... get odd!!Fri Nov 03 1995 17:413
    
    	It's a little froggy out today, so I'm toad.
    
12.8997BUSY::SLABOUNTYDuster :== idiot driver magnetFri Nov 03 1995 19:0114
    
    	Spending 2-3 hours playing with F$SEARCH, which I've used be-
    	fore, trying to get it to decide which route to take in a DCL
    	.COM file with no luck.  Typing in the commands by hand yields
    	the correct results, but submitting the program yields the
    	wrong results.
    
    	Why, you ask?  The 1st line in the .COM file sets default to
    	a subdirectory where the outputs of the .COM file are to be
    	created, but the file referenced in F$SEARCH is in the top-
    	level directory.
    
    	STUPID!!
    
12.8998CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend, will you be ready?Fri Nov 03 1995 21:419


 'nother Friday night late at work ;-/




 Jim
12.8999BIGQ::SILVADiabloSun Nov 05 1995 14:245

	Jim, I think it is time that they pay you overtime. You spend more time
with customers to not get paid the extra $$$. But it is nice to see that there
are people within Digital that have a sense of commitment. :-)
12.9000Snarf!CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend, will you be ready?Sun Nov 05 1995 18:3117



 I love it though...can't think of any job I'd rather be doing, unless perhaps
 a baseball scout in Arizona..


 TTH...driving a bunch of kids home from church today and happening upon
 an accident in Nashua..looked as though a car flipped at least once, and
 smacked into a pickup that was parked..don't know if anyone came out 
 of that one on this side of eternity..




 Jim
12.9001COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertMon Nov 06 1995 00:00128
I was willing to just delete the damn message, but this Brian Kendig guy
makes it show up yet again.  How many more damn copies of this discussion
am I going to get from other people who reply to all the recipiants?

From:	US2RMC::"bskendig@netcom.com" "Brian Kendig"  5-NOV-1995 20:29:37.13
To:	distribution:;@us2rmc.zko.dec.com (see end of body)
CC:	Emailists@aol.com, root@aol.com
Subj:	Re: MasterCard

I don't tolerate junk email on the Internet.  Not only do I boycott any
company that advertises by sending out reams of junk email to people
whose names were collected by whatever means without their consent (and
I encourage other people to do the same sort of boycotting), but I also
do my best to stop this wherever possible.  Therefore I'm forwarding
this email to root@aol.com in an attempt to get them to shut down the
"emailists" account for good.

I receive enough junk credit-card offers through the regular mail,
thanks.  If you really want to advertise something, then put it on the
biz.* newsgroups, where interested people can find it themselves.

On Nov 5,  6:49pm, MRoss28236@aol.com wrote:
} Subject: MasterCard
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>
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>
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>
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>
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>
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>
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>
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>
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12.9002GIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Mon Nov 06 1995 01:2217
I kinda miss Martin.
No-one else here (OZ) seems to 'box unless they're furtive <read only>s
:^{

Our puppy trod on a bee on the weekend and had a very fat foot, and spent 
hours asleep, shivering, then throwing up.  All of these he did on me.
Blecch.    I rang the vet who sensitively said that if he hadn't died within
20 minutes of the sting, he was probably going to be OK, and that I could take 
him in anyway.  (I didn't much feel like adding to this charmers' bank balance 
- especially as the hound is not enchanted with car travel)
He was back in frolic mode in a couple of hours, which is a TTL.


\C



12.9003BIGQ::SILVADiabloTue Nov 07 1995 12:343

	My Car hit 100,000 miles!
12.9004ROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150 kts. is TOO slow!Tue Nov 07 1995 12:355
    Glen,
    
    You're still 36,000 miles behind me.
    
    Bob
12.9005BIGQ::SILVADiabloTue Nov 07 1995 12:381
<----bet you're relieved! :-)
12.9006Should I be worried?ROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150 kts. is TOO slow!Tue Nov 07 1995 12:466
    re: .9005
    
    That's good, except for one thing...the earth's circumference is
    ~24,000 miles, that means you really only 12,000 miles behind me:-)
    
    Bob
12.9007VMSNET::M_MACIOLEKFour54 Camaro/Only way to flyTue Nov 07 1995 13:184
    I knocked the lights out in my garage door openers when I started
    my car.  I also knocked a couple pictures off the walls.   As I fix
    things on my car, I gotta add new chores to "stuff to repair in the
    house".  My wife was not to pleased at the time.  
12.9008BUSY::SLABOUNTYAfterbirth of a NationTue Nov 07 1995 13:186
    
    	My face is all sticky, like a glazed donut.
    
    	Unfortunately, it's BECAUSE OF a glazed donut, or this would be
    	in note 11.  8^)
    
12.9009WAHOO::LEVESQUEI'm a lumberjack and I'm okTue Nov 07 1995 13:201
    pig
12.9010BUSY::SLABOUNTYAfterbirth of a NationTue Nov 07 1995 13:216
    
    	Of course, I MEANT that I wish it were because of maple syrup,
    	because I love maple syrup.
    
    	What were you thinking?
    
12.9011SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Tue Nov 07 1995 13:2611
    
    re: .9010
    
    >What were you thinking?
    
    
    X-Files last Friday night...
    
    
     Bluuuuuuuurgh!!!
    
12.9012BIGQ::SILVADiabloTue Nov 07 1995 13:324

	Shawn....you're showing your heterosexuality again....you het
ambassador you.....
12.9013DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Tue Nov 07 1995 15:016
    
    
    	Pop quiz last night.  I read the article, but still did
    	terrible on the quiz (as did most others in the class judging
    	from people's reactions)
    
12.9014ACISS1::BATTISLife is not a dress rehearsalTue Nov 07 1995 15:193
    
    well JJ, either a complex article, or a reading comprehension problem
    with your class. :-)
12.9015BUSY::SLABOUNTYAntisocialTue Nov 07 1995 15:377
    
    	All the students took the phrase "pop quiz" a little too literally
    	and spent their time researching Coke/Pepsi/etc.
    
    	Much to their surprise, the quiz had nothing to do with the former
    	and was actually relevant to the course they were taking.
    
12.9016EST::RANDOLPHTom R. N1OOQTue Nov 07 1995 16:576
>                  <<< Note 12.9003 by BIGQ::SILVA "Diablo" >>>
>	My Car hit 100,000 miles!

 187,000 miles, 1986 S10 Blazer. I wouldn't quite have made it to the Moon
 yet (~40,000 to go).
 
12.9017Didn't make it to 100K or 25 years....PERFOM::LICEA_KANEwhen it's comin' from the leftTue Nov 07 1995 17:174
    
    Getting estimates on what the sum of the parts is worth.
    
    								-mr. bill
12.9018DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Tue Nov 07 1995 18:426
    
    
    	re: Mark
    
    	Difficult article.  Even the instructor admitted to that...
    
12.9019ACISS1::BATTISLife is not a dress rehearsalTue Nov 07 1995 19:067
    
    
    JJ, what color is your new car???
    
    Mark
    
    who is thinking of a Grand Am or a Cadillac next year.
12.9020POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Tootsie PopsTue Nov 07 1995 19:084
    
    I'm having a craving for an Oregon Raspberry Wheat beer 8^/.
    
    
12.9021BUSY::SLABOUNTYBe gone - you have no powers hereTue Nov 07 1995 19:105
    
    	Hmmm ... Grand Am.  Cadillac.  Grand Am.  Cadillac.
    
    	Decisions, decisions!!
    
12.9022ACISS1::BATTISLife is not a dress rehearsalTue Nov 07 1995 19:102
    
    <--- quiet you
12.9023ACISS1::BATTISLife is not a dress rehearsalTue Nov 07 1995 19:114
    
    .9022
    
    is for 9020
12.9024Only kidding, JJDECWIN::RALTOClinto Berata NiktoTue Nov 07 1995 19:246
    >> who is thinking of a Grand Am or a Cadillac next year.
    
    Buy both... keep the Grand Am in the Caddy's trunk, as a spare
    for when the Caddy breaks down!
    
    Chris
12.9025DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Tue Nov 07 1995 19:346
    
    
    	re: Mark
    
    	"Arrest-Me-Red" is the color...........  =)
    
12.9026ACISS1::BATTISLife is not a dress rehearsalTue Nov 07 1995 19:384
    
    taking color notes from dr dan are you JJ??
    
    I'm happy for you.
12.9027POLAR::RICHARDSONCPU CyclerTue Nov 07 1995 19:441
    Shzzzow me your bazzzbort pleezzzze.
12.9028Re .9025/.9026 Best not follow in my color choice...DRDAN::KALIKOWDIGITAL=DEC; Reclaim the Name&amp;Glory!Tue Nov 07 1995 23:478
    Bagged yestiddy AM, 50 in a 40, cheap shot, only straightaway on 126
    in Lincoln, one of Lincoln's finest had his radar on.  Glad to
    contribute to the State's Revenoo...  NOT
    
    Musta been the color.  
    
    :-)
    
12.9029...but he *can* afford it!TROOA::COLLINSSick of the dealer's grin...Wed Nov 08 1995 01:214
    
    
    Dan can't Ford at 40!
    
12.9030ACIS04::LEECHDia do bheatha.Wed Nov 08 1995 12:0129
    Sun delay on the highway this morning.
    
    Yeah, you read it right, SUN delay.  Good grief.  Every time it rains,
    there is a wreck (you'd think folks around here would be used to rain
    by now, but I guess not).  When it snow, traffic stops entirely.  
    
    Today, good visibility, dry roads, yet for some incomprehensable
    reason, folks can't seem to handle a clear day.  You'd think that these
    folks, who travel east to work each and every day, would have some
    basic understanding of earth rotation and the position of the sun in
    the morning.  You'd think that when they leave their collective homes,
    they would see that the sun is out, and perhaps, since they will be
    travelling INTO the sun, that just maybe a pair of SUNGLASSES would be
    a good idea.  
    
    But no.  All lanes of traffic at a dead stop this morning.  Why? 
    Because the sun is out.  Pathetic.
    
    I just have one comment to direct towards these folk.  GET THE HELL
    OUT OF MY WAY! I CAN SEE JUST FINE!  If you have a problem with the sun
    being too bright, BUY SOME DAMNED SUNGLASSES!
    
    You'd think intelligent adults would be capable of this simple bit of
    logical reasoning.  This is not rocket science, people.
    
    Only in Cincinnati.
    
    
    -steve (who had never heard of a sun delay prior to moving here)
12.9031LANDO::OLIVER_BWed Nov 08 1995 12:271
    they can't help it; they're just sheep.
12.9032CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend, will you be ready?Wed Nov 08 1995 12:3212



 We have the same problem here, Steve..driving south on 93 from Derry NH
 between exits 4 and 3..there have been some nasty wrecks on that stretch
 thanks to that lucky old sun.




 Jim
12.9033some people can be such moronsPOWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Tootsie PopsWed Nov 08 1995 12:3741
    
    I've said before that I thought the copy center was staffed by a 
    bunch of numbnuts; I think our mailroom must be getting their staff 
    from the copy center 8^(.
    
    I left a package at the mailroom to go to the copy center on 10/24. 
    They have a 24-hour turnaround time.  I called them on 10/26.  They've
    never seen the package.  I called the mailroom.  They don't have the
    package.  They told me to call the courier.  Why do *I* have to call
    the courier?  OK, they won't, I do.  The courier asks for the package
    number.  How the heck do I know?  I left it at the mailroom.  They
    can't help me.  I call the mailroom AGAIN.  They take down the details
    and say someone will call me back.
    
    I wait over a week.  In the meantime I make some of the needed copies
    myself (of course I keep copies of what I send to the copy center.  I
    don't trust them any more.).
    
    I finally call the mailroom yesterday.  "Oh, we were waiting for you to
    call us back," they say.  "Have you found the package?"  I ask.  "Oh, do 
    we still need to look for that?  We'll call you back."
    
    They call back.  "We found your package.  It was under the counter with
    a bunch of faxes without cover sheets." they say.  "Why is that?"  I
    query.  "We didn't know what to do with it," they say.  "Didn't the
    fact that it says COPY CENTER on the front give you a clue?" I ask
    politely.  "Um," they say.
    
    "What do you want us to do with it?" they ask.
    
    (WHAT DO YOU WANT US TO DO WITH IT????  Do you want the polite
    version or the honest version of what I want you to do with it?)
    
    
    "Why don't you SEND IT TO THE COPY CENTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I say
    through gritted teeth.
     
    "Oh, OK."
    
    
    
12.9034I'm still whiningPOWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Tootsie PopsWed Nov 08 1995 13:1412
    
    All right, let me just say before anyone's feelings get too hurt that I
    find the people who work in the mailroom to be very nice and pleasant,
    but they're just not doing as good a job as they used to.
    
    I had a demand shuttle sent to me on a Friday.  I called Friday - not
    there.  I called Monday - not there.  I called Tuesday - not there.  By
    this time I was getting irritated and asked that they search for it. 
    Oh yes, here it is - it's been here since Friday - we forgot to log it
    and call you.
    
    
12.9035TROOA::trp669.tro.dec.com::Chrisruns with scissorsWed Nov 08 1995 13:392
Deb - you better be careful that nobody in the mailroom goes postal
on you?  ;-)
12.9036POLAR::RICHARDSONCPU CyclerWed Nov 08 1995 13:501
    They don't do that at Digital, they just stamp their feet.
12.9037MKOTS3::JOLLIMOREI'm drowning in youWed Nov 08 1995 15:151
	::richardson, we're gonna hafta cancel you for that!
12.9038CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend, will you be ready?Wed Nov 08 1995 15:174


 You guys are pushing the envelope with these puns
12.9039BUSY::SLABOUNTYDo you wanna bang heads with me?Wed Nov 08 1995 15:193
    
    	Ahhh, lick me.
    
12.9040POLAR::RICHARDSONCPU CyclerWed Nov 08 1995 15:261
    Um, euuuuu.
12.9041SX4GTO::OLSONDoug Olson, ISVETS Palo AltoWed Nov 08 1995 16:054
    With that kind of attitude, he's more likely to be spindled and
    mutilated.
    
    DougO
12.9042ROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150 kts. is TOO slow!Wed Nov 08 1995 16:2818
    re: .9028
    
    Guess the cost of the ticket/insurance surcharge would cover the cost
    of a decent radar/laser detector:-(
    
    I had the laser portion of my detector signal an alert three times in
    the past week.  The first two were as I was approaching San Antonio.  I
    don't know if the first was a reflection of another vehicle being hit
    and the second me being hit, or what, since I didn't see the officer
    and I can't imagine him hitting me twice in less than 5 seconds.  The
    second was when I was going through the toll tag portion of the toll
    boothes on the Dallas North Tollway.  I saw the officer sitting beyond
    the toll booth on the side with his driver's side door slightly open,
    but couldn't see what he was doing.  As I hit the toll booth, the laser
    detector went off.  I guess he was trying to catch the folks that go
    through the toll tag lanes at high rates of speed.
    
    Bob
12.9043CNTROL::JENNISONRevive us, Oh LordWed Nov 08 1995 18:257
    
    	Hubby stopped by to gloat ;-) about his low body fat level
    	after getting tested at the HLO HMO fair.  He persuaded me
    	to go get mine tested.  ugh.
    
    	Karen
    
12.9044NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Nov 08 1995 19:122
Wimmins naturally have more body fat than men.  Describe to hubby what you
would look like if you didn't.
12.9045PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Nov 08 1995 19:157
>  <<< Note 12.9044 by NOTIME::SACKS "Gerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085" >>>

>Wimmins naturally have more body fat than men. 

   though it's hard to quantify, i think it's likely that some wimmins
   have more men than body fat.

12.9046SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Wed Nov 08 1995 19:204
    
    
    Elizabeth Taylor would qualify on both counts...
    
12.9047CNTROL::JENNISONRevive us, Oh LordWed Nov 08 1995 19:2812
    
    	Yes, well, I *do* know that, being a "fitness professional" and
    	all.  I wasn't comparing his to mine, I was comparing the fact
    	that he could gloat about his low (for a man) body fat whilst
    	I mourn my high (for a woman) body fat.  
    
    	Of course, we know that the rise in my body fat must be directly
    	linked to marriage anyway, since it was 11% lower before we got
    	married.
    
    	Karen
    
12.9048BUSY::SLABOUNTYErin go braghlessWed Nov 08 1995 19:305
    
    	Did you live together 1st, or did you get married right away?
    
    	Could have alot to do with it.
    
12.9049Sexist whine!!!!SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIBeen complimented by a toady lately?Wed Nov 08 1995 19:301
    
12.9050NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Nov 08 1995 19:362
If you want to lose weight, I suggest spending a few weeks in Moldova.
My wife and I both lost weight there.  My wallet is also considerably lighter.
12.9051CNTROL::JENNISONRevive us, Oh LordWed Nov 08 1995 19:368
    
    	No, we did not live together first, tyvm.
    
    	Actually, it's more likely due to having had 2 kids, a directly
    	related outcome of our married state.
    
    	Karen
    
12.9052Don't leave home without itWAHOO::LEVESQUEI'm a lumberjack and I'm okThu Nov 09 1995 10:395
    >Bagged yestiddy AM, 50 in a 40, cheap shot, only straightaway on 126
    >in Lincoln, one of Lincoln's finest had his radar on.  
    
     No ECM? For shame!
    
12.9053WAHOO::LEVESQUEbut I can't make you thinkThu Nov 09 1995 10:511
    TTHT: bambi lives
12.9054DRDAN::KALIKOWDIGITAL=DEC; Reclaim the Name&amp;Glory!Thu Nov 09 1995 11:0114
    No BCM?  For shame...
    
    :-)
    
    Well seriously tho', I yam about convinced that ECM is in order.
    
    (wincing, because the Ghost of Trooper Edd will surely squonk me, plus
    the avalanche of offers & gratuitous advice & pointers to ::AUTO_WONKS
    will overwhelm me... but facks is facks.  I hate to pay $50 cheap-shot
    money to the Registry of Motor Vehicles when our good Orange-headed
    WASP Gov. of Massesstuettses is planning on squonking IT.)
    
    |-{:-)
       
12.9055BIGQ::SILVADiabloThu Nov 09 1995 11:183

	People have kids when they are married??? HORRORS!!!! ;-)
12.9056CNTROL::JENNISONRevive us, Oh LordThu Nov 09 1995 11:575
    
    	Well, kids of yours might be horrors, but mine are quite
    	enjoyable, tyvm.
    
    
12.9057TROOA::trp669.tro.dec.com::Chrisbad spellers UNTIE!Thu Nov 09 1995 15:322
Could somebody please turn up the heat in this place... I am effing
freezing!
12.9058WAHOO::LEVESQUEbut I can't make you thinkThu Nov 09 1995 15:352
    Well, either you aren't effing right, or you should eschew cadavers
    for partners. ;-)
12.9059POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Wet RaspberriesThu Nov 09 1995 17:427
    
    I am now in my 8th office space since I started with this group last
    September 8^p.
    
    I am heartily tired of moving!
    
    
12.9060SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIif u cn rd ths, u nd to gt a lyfThu Nov 09 1995 17:484
    
    
    I think they should get rid of all you transients...
    
12.9061MPGS::MARKEYFluffy nutterThu Nov 09 1995 18:005
    > I think they should get rid of all you transients...
    
    Hey, I hardly ever wear women's clothes...
    
    -b
12.9062DEVLPR::DKILLORANNo Compromise on FreedomFri Nov 10 1995 11:2924
    
    re: sun delay...

    > Today, good visibility, dry roads, yet for some incomprehensible
    > reason, folks can't seem to handle a clear day.  You'd think that these
    > folks, who travel east to work each and every day, would have some
    > basic understanding of earth rotation and the position of the sun in
    > the morning.  You'd think that when they leave their collective homes,
    > they would see that the sun is out, and perhaps, since they will be
    > traveling INTO the sun, that just maybe a pair of SUNGLASSES would be
    > a good idea.  
    
    > Only in Cincinnati.

    Steve, unfortunately it happens here in Moscowchusetts as well.  It's
    also called "solar slowdown".  The stupidest place I've seen it is on
    128 Southbound.  The road swings WEST at one point, and the rising sun
    REFLECTS off the guy in front of you's tail lights.  Any effing moron
    should be able to tell instantly that it isn't bright enough to be
    brake lights, or that it always happens in the SAME location EVERY DAY!
    NO these mental midgets do the "push the brake through the floor"
    routine.

    See it almost every day.... :-P
12.9063ACISS2::LEECHDia do bheatha.Fri Nov 10 1995 12:192
    Yes, but that sort of thing is expected in Mass...home of the voters
    who keep reelecting Ted Kennedy. 8^) 
12.9064BIGQ::SILVADiabloFri Nov 10 1995 12:5811

	Ted Kennedy is a good man...leave him alone. :-)

	I watched Married with Children last night. They were in Washington
trying to get Psyco Dad back on the air. All said something that was supposed
to be funny, and no one was laughing. He thanked Jefferson for the joke, and
Jefferson said, "But Kennedy is rolling on the floor" Al's response was,
"Kennedy's ALWAYS rolling on the floor!" 

	So he is a good man.
12.9065Not!CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend, will you be ready?Fri Nov 10 1995 13:154


 Married with Children..TV at it's best
12.9066DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Fri Nov 10 1995 13:165
    
    
    	TTHT   saying goodbye to my truck....... she was pretty
    		good to me, overall
    
12.9067Boooo!COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertFri Nov 10 1995 13:276

	Calvin and Hobbes to be retired December 31st.

	/john

12.9068TROOA::COLLINSMe, fail English? Unpossible!Fri Nov 10 1995 13:285
    
    No more Spaceman Spiff?
    
    :'^(
    
12.9069WAHOO::LEVESQUEbut I can't make you thinkFri Nov 10 1995 13:301
    Who's going to pummel Susie with snowballs?
12.9070SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIif u cn rd ths, u nd to gt a lyfFri Nov 10 1995 13:369
    
    
    re: .9067
    
    /john
    
    
    Please say it ain't so!!!!!!!!!!! Where'd you hear this????
    
12.9071POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Wet RaspberriesFri Nov 10 1995 13:3784
    
    "Calvin and Hobbes" to end


    (c) 1995 Copyright Nando.net
    (c) 1995 Associated Press

        
    (Nov 10, 1995 - 03:30 EST) -- Cartoonist burnout strikes again.

    "Calvin and Hobbes" creator Bill Watterson will retire his comic strip
    Dec. 31, becoming the third top cartoonist this year to hang up his pen
    at an early age.

    After a decade of drawing the terrible tyke and his sometimes-stuffed
    tiger, Watterson said Thursday he wants to escape the deadline grind
    and the frustration of ever-shrinking funny pages.

    He follows Gary Larson, whose last "Far Side" panel appeared Jan. 1,
    and Berkeley Breathed, who stopped drawing "Bloom County" in 1989 and
    then retired his weekly "Outland" comic strip last March.

    Larson is 45, Breathed is 37 and Watterson is 38 -- mere babes compared
    to someone like Charles Schulz, who still draws "Peanuts" at 72. But
    all three young retirees cite artistic burnout as a reason for quitting
    at the top of their game.

    Larson wanted to keep his work out of the "Graveyard of Mediocre
    Cartoons." Breathed said cartoonists "die and go to hell for working
    beyond that magic intersection of art and fun."

    And now Watterson:

    "I've done what I can do within the constraints of daily deadlines and
    small panels," he said Thursday in a letter to the 2,400 newspapers
    worldwide that carry his strip. "I am eager to work at a more
    thoughtful pace, with fewer artistic compromises."
    
    He said he would continue to work with his distributor, Universal Press
    Syndicate, but neither he nor syndicate officials said what form that
    might take.

    Watterson perennially tops readers' lists of favorite cartoons. He
    twice won the National Cartoonists Society's coveted Reuben Award, and
    his cartoons have been recycled into 13 books, each selling a million
    copies within the first year.

    Watterson's announcement disappointed fans and fellow cartoonists, who
    praised "Calvin" as a ground-breaking comic strip for its bold artwork
    and hilarious insights into the dark beast that lurks beneath the
    cowlicks of every child.

    If Dennis is a menace, then Calvin is cataclysmic. He has taken baths
    in the toilet, stuck a bottle of phlegm in the face of his friend
    Susie, and tormented his parents and teacher in a thousand devious
    ways.

    In quieter moments, usually with his sidekick tiger, Hobbes -- who
    comes alive only when alone with Calvin -- the perpetual 6-year-old has
    shown wisdom beyond his years.

    "How come we play war and not peace?" asks Hobbes in one strip.

    "Too few role models," shrugs Calvin.

    "It's a strip that can be read on many levels," said Lucy Caswell,
    curator of the Ohio State University Cartoon Research Library. "We're
    going to miss him a lot."

    Mike Peters, political cartoonist and creator of the daily strip
    "Mother Goose and Grimm," said he understands the burnout factor,
    especially when it hits talented artists like Watterson, Breathed and
    Larson.

    Their work is good not because they're geniuses, Peters said: "It's
    that they work twice as hard as everybody else."

    Much as he hates to see Watterson end his daily strip, Peters believes
    retirement is better than the alternative -- continuing until all
    creativity is exhausted.

    "I call them comic strips of the living dead," he said. "These are
    strips that died long ago, but they still keep walking."
     
12.9072DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Fri Nov 10 1995 13:388
    
    
    	For good??!!!  Or is he just taking a break again?!
    	Life without Calvin......  can't bear it.
    
    
    	TTHT   too much chlorine in the water for whatever reason.
    		My skin still smells like it.
12.9073BIGQ::SILVADiabloFri Nov 10 1995 13:394

	On tv they said for good. The writer said it is too tough to meet the
deadlines. He wants to do something easier.
12.9074TROOA::COLLINSMe, fail English? Unpossible!Fri Nov 10 1995 13:407
    
    .9071

    >...Charles Schulz, who still draws "Peanuts" at 72.

    Now THERE'S someone who *should* retire...
    
12.9075NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Fri Nov 10 1995 14:0113
>    Mike Peters, political cartoonist and creator of the daily strip
>    "Mother Goose and Grimm," said he understands the burnout factor,
>    especially when it hits talented artists like Watterson, Breathed and
>    Larson.
...
>    Much as he hates to see Watterson end his daily strip, Peters believes
>    retirement is better than the alternative -- continuing until all
>    creativity is exhausted.
>
>    "I call them comic strips of the living dead," he said. "These are
>    strips that died long ago, but they still keep walking."

Can we put non-'boxers in the P&K note?
12.9076WAHOO::LEVESQUEbut I can't make you thinkFri Nov 10 1995 14:081
    For you, Gerald, we can make accomodations...
12.9077BUSY::SLABOUNTYAlways a Best Man, never a groomFri Nov 10 1995 14:495
    
    	Don't like "Mother Goose and Grimm", Gerald?
    
    	I do.
    
12.9078TROOA::trp669.tro.dec.com::Chrisbad spellers UNTIE!Fri Nov 10 1995 14:536
IMHO, "Family Circus" is one comic strip that could have disappeared a 
*long* time ago... Do we really need to see another map of how little
Billy takes forever to get from wherever to home?  Just how much does
the artist make for drawing a picture of Dolly and Jeffy standing beside
a broken (insert your own) and Mom saying, "who broke the ()"? and we
see the ghost of Ida No.  Lame.
12.9079BUSY::SLABOUNTYAlways a Best Man, never a groomFri Nov 10 1995 14:5711
    
    	Definitely agree on that one, as well as:
    
    	Gasoline Alley
    	Sally Forth
    	Apartment 3-D
    	Gil Thorp
    
    	[Please excuse any spelling errors, but they're close enough that
    	 you should know what I meant.]
    
12.9080SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIif u cn rd ths, u nd to gt a lyfFri Nov 10 1995 15:338
    
    
    Add to that....
    
    Doonesbury
    Slyvia
    Zippy
    
12.9081SMURF::BINDEREis qui nos doment uescimur.Fri Nov 10 1995 15:536
    .9080
    
    Zippy ROOOLZ!
    
    If you don't like Zippy, it's because you don't understand it.  Talk to
    an X-gen, like my daughter, for clarification.
12.9082PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BFri Nov 10 1995 16:004
    
>>    Zippy ROOOLZ!

	aye.
12.9083SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIif u cn rd ths, u nd to gt a lyfFri Nov 10 1995 16:038
    
    
    To each his/her own folks...
    
    >If you don't like Zippy, it's because you don't understand it.
    
    Oh I understand it Dick... I just don't like it. You know,  Will
    Rogers school of cartooning and all...
12.9084WMOIS::GIROUARD_CFri Nov 10 1995 16:421
    and Joe Palooka?
12.9085SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIif u cn rd ths, u nd to gt a lyfFri Nov 10 1995 16:474
    
    
    That still around??
    
12.9087BIGQ::SILVADiabloFri Nov 10 1995 17:383

	That is a thing to hate.....
12.9086MPGS::MARKEYFluffy nutterFri Nov 10 1995 17:4530
    
    This is unreal. There's been a rash of petty theft at our
    plant. Impressive stuff like when someone brought in candy
    bars for charity and left them in a common area; and someone
    stole both the candy bars and the money. At one point,
    someone stole a Digital notebook computer. Others have
    stolen disk drives targeted for customer machines. Wallets
    have been stolen from offices. Now this... (sorry, this is
    being posted without permission, but I have removed the
    person's name):
    
>Hi, 
>   Now I've really lost my patience. This is not the first time this has
> happened. My lunch was yet again ingested by some one other than me. At 
>first I thought it was a joke. Now I've lost my sense of humor. I would 
>hope that one would at least have the courtsey to stop by and thank 
>me for eating my lunch!! This time my lunch box is gone too. If you like 
>Indian food that much, there are enough places for you to go to, certainly 
>not my office. 

>WOULD the PERSON PLEASE RETURN MY LUNCH BOX?

    It really bothers me to think that someone (or maybe
    multiple someones) that I work with can do this type
    of thing. Someone who's face I've probably seen many
    times, is the kind of person who would walk into a
    woman's office and steal her lunch. It makes my skin
    crawl.
    
    -b
12.9088ACISS1::BATTISLife is not a dress rehearsalFri Nov 10 1995 18:082
    
    well -b rest assured, it was not I.
12.9089Stealing someone's lunch; I thought I'd heard it allDECLNE::REESEToreDown,I'mAlmostLevelW/theGroundFri Nov 10 1995 22:423
    Brian,
    
    That IS the pits!!
12.9090Double 90's SNARF ! :-)DEVLPR::DKILLORANNo Compromise on FreedomSat Nov 11 1995 04:1113
    
    Bri, 
    Here's a suggestion.  Make up a phony lunch, and load the sandwich with 
    Habanero Pepper sauce.  That should cure the theft of lunches...
    ;->

    TTHT
    Having to sign off from the box, for at least a while, maybe for a LONG
    time. TOOOOOO much work to do... 
    :-P

    Later ya'all...

12.9091BIGQ::MARCHANDSat Nov 11 1995 20:2014
    
       I know someone who had there lunch stolen and decided they'd
    really play a trick on the person that did it. They put a laxative
    in their lunch. Could make some 'chocolate' chip cookies, ex-lax
    has chocolate chips that a person could use. Another person told
    of how they used soft 'dog food' in their sandwich instead of meat.
    
         I like the real hot pepper idea. But, I think anything that is
    done a person may want to make some cautions. Don't put so much
    that the person could get so ill they could die or something. I think
    too much hot pepper could make some individuals have a hard time
    breathing, too much ex-lax could make a person (poop to death). 
    
         rosie
12.9092MPGS::MARKEYFluffy nutterSat Nov 11 1995 22:3618
    
    Well, these are all interesting suggestions, but it was not
    MY lunch that was stolen. I'm not sure what the person would
    want to do, if anything, to "get even". I was just reporting
    the fact that I considered such behavior (theft, particularly
    of other employee's personal belongings, but also of company
    property) to be abhorrent.

    The VP of our division recently send a memo to everyone
    stating his displeasure with the theft. I honestly think
    we are dealing with (one or more) true kleptomaniacs. This
    does not, however, lessen my distaste for them. I hope that
    they will be swiftly booted out the door if they are ever
    caught, and prosecuted if the theft is of a serious enough
    nature. I would love to see the perp's name appear in the
    court records. I'm sure a lot of my coworkers agree...

    -b
12.9093COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertSat Nov 11 1995 22:561
But what if there's a genetic explanation for kleptomania?
12.9094DRDAN::KALIKOWDIGITAL=DEC; Reclaim the Name&amp;Glory!Sun Nov 12 1995 01:102
    ...or for analretentivity?
    
12.9095RAINTROOA::TEMPLETONNo sugar addedSun Nov 12 1995 01:491
    
12.9096Not Nice;-(TROOA::TEMPLETONNo sugar addedSun Nov 12 1995 02:031
    And now wind
12.9097WMOIS::GIROUARD_CMon Nov 13 1995 09:302
    wow, the VP got involved with a that? must've been an important
    lunch...
12.9098WAHOO::LEVESQUEbut I can't make you thinkMon Nov 13 1995 11:201
    It was a power lunch. /hth
12.9099BIGQ::SILVADiabloMon Nov 13 1995 11:5225
12.9100BIGQ::SILVADiabloMon Nov 13 1995 11:521
	I hate snarfs!
12.9101BUSY::SLABOUNTYConsume feces and expire.Mon Nov 13 1995 13:196
    
    >wow, the VP got involved with a that? must've been an important
    >lunch...
    
    	Your thinking is backwards.  It means we have too many VP's.
    
12.9102WMOIS::GIROUARD_CMon Nov 13 1995 13:201
    -1 yes, yes! that's what i meant! :-)
12.9103SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIif u cn rd ths, u nd to gt a lyfMon Nov 13 1995 14:495
    
  Forgot how irritating a week and a half old beard can be...

    

12.9104POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Wet RaspberriesMon Nov 13 1995 14:554
    
    Omigawd, I LOVE men with facial hair.
    
    
12.9105BUSY::SLABOUNTYCrackerMon Nov 13 1995 14:563
    
    	I have a moustache.  And I know how to use it.
    
12.9106CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend, will you be ready?Mon Nov 13 1995 14:585



 My beard grows real fast!
12.9107POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Wet RaspberriesMon Nov 13 1995 14:594
    
    Jim definitely has the best moustache I've ever seen.
    
    
12.9108POLAR::RICHARDSONCPU CyclerMon Nov 13 1995 15:021
    My beard grows about 1/2" a week.
12.9109SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIif u cn rd ths, u nd to gt a lyfMon Nov 13 1995 15:035
    
    
     I'm gonna keep my beard short...  Just long enough so these danged
    hairs don't curl back in and itch like crazy!!!!
    
12.9110WMOIS::GIROUARD_CMon Nov 13 1995 15:031
    is that testosterone i smell?
12.9111SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIif u cn rd ths, u nd to gt a lyfMon Nov 13 1995 15:044
    
    
    Nope.... it's called laziness.... and/or hunting season coming up...
    
12.9112WAHOO::LEVESQUEbut I can't make you thinkMon Nov 13 1995 15:112
    It's here, Andy. Started last wednesday. Guess that shows to go you how
    much importance you put on hunting season. ;-)
12.9113:)SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIif u cn rd ths, u nd to gt a lyfMon Nov 13 1995 15:1412
    
    
    What started last Wednesday??? Hunting season?? In N.H. or elsewhere??
    
    Bow? Black powder? Shotgun?
    
    Doe? Buck?
    
    Bear?
    
    Small Game?
    
12.9114and I was thereWAHOO::LEVESQUEbut I can't make you thinkMon Nov 13 1995 15:151
    regular firearms deer season in NH.
12.9115COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertMon Nov 13 1995 15:163
Moose bee in Mass, too.  Saw "check deer here" signs on the road in Acton.

/john
12.9116SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIif u cn rd ths, u nd to gt a lyfMon Nov 13 1995 15:1811
    
    re: .9114
    
    I knew that... ;)
    
    I was trying to get you to "broaden" your horizons... :) :)
    
    
    Oooooops!!! Can I use that word "broaden"??? Does it have a negative,
    sexual conotation?? :)
    
12.9117SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIif u cn rd ths, u nd to gt a lyfMon Nov 13 1995 15:209
    
    
    re: beard....
    
    Went to a nephew's birthday party yesterday, and the younger set >15
    said it made me look older... All the wimmins said I looked younger... 
    
    Go figure...
    
12.9118CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend, will you be ready?Mon Nov 13 1995 15:2114


 Driving my son someplace yesterday I happened the apparant conclusion
 of a successful hunting trip..a deer hanging from a tree with several men
 standing around admiring the kill, no doubt chortling and guffawing over the
 great shot by the shooter.



 Jim



12.9119BUSY::SLABOUNTYDancin' on CoalsMon Nov 13 1995 15:274
    
    	I saw a live one standing in the middle of my lane on Route 16
    	in Mendon at about 1:30 this morning.
    
12.9120ACISS1::BATTISLife is not a dress rehearsalMon Nov 13 1995 15:374
    
    9119
    
    shawn, did your car need that when you finished?? Mendon, I mean.
12.9121BUSY::SLABOUNTYDancin' on CoalsMon Nov 13 1995 15:494
    
    	No, I didn't hit it.  He got out of the way when he saw me com-
    	ing [wouldn't you??].
    
12.9122WMOIS::GIROUARD_CMon Nov 13 1995 15:503
    depends Shawn. "caught in the headlights" and all that :-) 
    
    (also can apply to humans)
12.9123BUSY::SLABOUNTYDancin' on CoalsMon Nov 13 1995 15:577
    
    	Oh, I slowed RIGHT down when I saw the eyes.  I slowed down even
    	more when I saw the size of the body that the eyes were connected
    	to.
    
    	No need to ruin my little Toy, you know?
    
12.9124SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Mon Nov 13 1995 16:1212
    
    re: deer hanging in public view
    
    	What's so different about that as opposed to driving around with it
    tied to the roof? It's the law (deer must be in plain view). Most folks
    do hang their deer up in order to butcher it.
    
    	I'm not saying it's what everyone likes to see at breakfast time,
    but it's a pretty common practice.
    
    
    	jim
12.9125WAHOO::LEVESQUEbut I can't make you thinkMon Nov 13 1995 16:152
    I guess he'd just rather have seen a box full of styrofoam packages of
    bambi meat...
12.9126MPGS::MARKEYFluffy nutterMon Nov 13 1995 16:209
    > of a successful hunting trip..a deer hanging from a tree with several men
    > standing around admiring the kill, no doubt chortling and guffawing over the
    > great shot by the shooter.
    
    I suppose the guys behind the deli counter are standing around
    admiring the kill, no doubt chortling and guffawing over the
    great work by the bandsaw.
    
    -b
12.9127CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend, will you be ready?Mon Nov 13 1995 16:2514


 The sight of the deer hanging in the tree, was simply something I'm not too
 crazy about seeing.  I'm the type that watches nature programming on TV and
 gets upset when a preadator grabs a prey.  I enjoy seeing the living animal.

 I don't hunt, never have and likely never will, but I also don't have anything
 against those that do, with the exception of those who go hunting to have
 a time of mass alcohol consumption and associated goings on.



 Jim
12.9128POLAR::RICHARDSONCPU CyclerMon Nov 13 1995 16:263
    I suppose the guys behind the gas grill are standing around
    admiring the kill, no doubt chortling and guffawing over the
    great work by the propane.
12.9129BIGQ::SILVADiabloMon Nov 13 1995 16:273

	Doesn't propane just hissssssssss
12.9130ACISS1::BATTISLife is not a dress rehearsalMon Nov 13 1995 16:282
    
    they also enjoy their meat cooked.
12.9131CSC32::M_EVANSruns with scissorsMon Nov 13 1995 16:4013
    The "kill in plain sight" thing in the east strikes me as strange.  In
    colorado, hunters are asked to use descretion, and not to have their
    kills out in the open when driving.  
    
    1.  Keeps those who don't appreciate the process of animal to freezer
    from having their sensibilities offended.
    
    2.  Keeps the meat cooler and away from light which improves the
    quality of table meat.  Since, for me, the meat is the goal of hunting,
    I approve of this.  Fall weather in colorado is variable, with highs as
    warm as 80 (f), and lows below 0 (f) and this can change within hours.  
    
    meg
12.9132WAHOO::LEVESQUEbut I can't make you thinkMon Nov 13 1995 16:485
>I'm the type that watches nature programming on TV and
>gets upset when a preadator grabs a prey.  
    
    Stock up on Tagamet, then. :-)
    
12.9133:-/CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend, will you be ready?Mon Nov 13 1995 17:0512
    
>    Stock up on Tagamet, then. :-)
 

  I've graduated to Zantac, tyvm





 Jim   

12.9134SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Mon Nov 13 1995 19:086
    
    
    	I know what Zantac is, but was is Tagamet?
    
    
    
12.9135SMURF::BINDEREis qui nos doment uescimur.Mon Nov 13 1995 19:441
    A stomach-acid inhibitor.
12.9136POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Wet RaspberriesMon Nov 13 1995 20:1614
    
    The Purity in Acton turned into a Stop & Shop about a week ago.  They
    used to be open until midnight, which was useful during Savoyards
    season, cuz then I could swing by on my way home from rehearsal at
    about 11pm and buy my groceries.
    
    Now as a Stop & Shop, they're only open til 10 8^(.
    
    I suppose during the really cold weather I could buy them on the way TO
    rehearsal and leave them in my car, but it's usually crowded right
    after work, and it was always empty at 11pm.
    
    Whine.
    
12.9137CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend, will you be ready?Mon Nov 13 1995 20:186




 How terribly unfortunate, Deb...
12.9138DASHER::RALSTONscrewiti'mgoinhome..Mon Nov 13 1995 20:233
    My son has been diagnosed to have Chiari-I-Malformation. This is a 
    deformity in the location where the brain stem attaches to the cerebellum. 
    The MRI films have been given to a neurosurgeon for evaluation.
12.9139BIGQ::SILVADiabloMon Nov 13 1995 20:253

	What could happen?
12.9140COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertMon Nov 13 1995 22:543
I thought the Purity used to be open 24 hours except weekends.

/john
12.9141POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Wet RaspberriesMon Nov 13 1995 23:3410
    
    Tom, oh dear!  I hope this is treatable?
    
    John, they were open 24 hours except for weekends during _Pirates_ and
    _Patience_, but during _Mikado_ they were only open til midnight.  I
    don't know exactly when the change occurred.
    
    Now I need to make other plans 8^/.  Small thing, I know, but when you
    find something that works, you hate to lose it, you know?
    
12.9142Life goes onTROOA::TEMPLETONNo sugar addedTue Nov 14 1995 01:099
    -1
    
    I was going to offer you some Cheddar to go with your whine :-) then I
    remembered how miffed I was when they changed the hours of the store I
    use.
    
    
    
    joan
12.9143SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Tue Nov 14 1995 10:2012
    
    
    	My $*$)*$&#*(# knee is still screwed up! Went for a slow 4 miler
    yesterday and today I'm in pain again. This really bites...:*(
    
    	re: Tom
    
    	Sorry to hear about your son Tom! Please keep up posted as to what
    his condition is....I'll keep him (and you) in my prayers.
    
    jim
    
12.9144GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERRIP Amos, you will be missedTue Nov 14 1995 10:208
    
    
    
    We'll be thinking of you and your family, Tom.  Hang in there the best
    you can.
    
    
    Mike
12.9145TTHTWAHOO::LEVESQUEbut I can't make you thinkTue Nov 14 1995 11:071
 chondromalacia
12.9146ROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150 kts. is TOO slow!Tue Nov 14 1995 11:185
    Tom,
    
    I hope that things work out well for you and your family.
    
    Bob
12.9147CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenTue Nov 14 1995 12:001
    Yes Tom, all the best.  I hope your son is able to beat this.
12.9148SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIif u cn rd ths, u nd to gt a lyfTue Nov 14 1995 12:1713
    
    re: .9143
    
    Jim,
    
     Can you say "bicycle"?? I knew you could!!  Sorry to hear it isn't
    getting better, but a bike (stationary for now) is your best bet).
    
    :)
    
    
     Andy
    
12.9149CNTROL::JENNISONRevive us, Oh LordTue Nov 14 1995 12:183
    
    	Oh, Tom, how terrible!
    
12.9150CNTROL::JENNISONRevive us, Oh LordTue Nov 14 1995 12:228
    
    	Tagamet did absolutely nothing for my indigestion last
    	weekend.  I resorted to the "baking soda and water" treatment.
    
    	gotta pick up some Pepcid AC next time I'm at Walmart.
    
    	Jim S. -  I told you so !!!!!!!!  
    
12.9151WAHOO::LEVESQUEbut I can't make you thinkTue Nov 14 1995 12:234
    >	Tagamet did absolutely nothing for my indigestion last
    >	weekend.
    
     Did you expect it would?
12.9152CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend, will you be ready?Tue Nov 14 1995 12:345



 hearing a song that made me homesick for Colorado..
12.9153COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertTue Nov 14 1995 12:3529
Phooey.

Here I was all set for a fine restaurant serving haggis.

The Boston Globe WWWeb site had encouraged me with this interesting
looking link:

  Exotic Foods Locator: Craving for venison? How 'bout haggis? Find it here.

A menu appeared offering to search the specialties of restaurants reviewed
by the Boston Globe.  There were radio buttons for 

          Fois gras	Bouillabaise	Quail		Escargot
          Rabbit	Pheasant	Crayfish	Cod Cheeks
          Sweetbreads	Octopus		Tripe		Mousaka

and a dialogue box to "search for your own exotic foodstuff: (e.g., truffles)"

So I entered "haggis".  To my great disappointment, the only response was:

"DELI DOCTOR: On the Trail of Tasty Gefilte Fish"

Which explained gefilte fish: "It's the whole fish, ground up, sort of the
Jewish equivalent of haggis. Haggis, I believe, had a lot to do with my great
grandfather leaving Scotland."

So I'm left without my haggis.

Phooey.
12.9154and bouillabaisseCOVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertTue Nov 14 1995 12:393
BTW, they oughta learn how to spell "foie gras".

/john
12.9155SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIif u cn rd ths, u nd to gt a lyfTue Nov 14 1995 12:439
    
    
    RE: Tagamet
    
    Works within 15 minutes of me taking the product for heartburn...
    
    Not everybody's metabolism is the the same, ergo the proliferation of
    these (and other products) on the market...
    
12.9156NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Nov 14 1995 12:432
But gefilte fish _isn't_ the whole fish ground up.  The whole point is that
it doesn't have bones.
12.9157SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIif u cn rd ths, u nd to gt a lyfTue Nov 14 1995 12:467
    
    re: .9156
    
    Gerald,
    
     It does have bones... they're just all ground up with the rest of the
    meat...
12.9158NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Nov 14 1995 12:491
Maybe Polish gefilte fish has ground up bones.  Jewish gefilte fish doesn't.
12.9159SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIif u cn rd ths, u nd to gt a lyfTue Nov 14 1995 12:537
    Nope.... My Mom learned the recipe from a Jewish woman who lived in our
    neighborhood...
    
     Now.. maybe the commercial places de-bone the fish first, but I helped
    my Mom make it many times and everything went in except the head and
    the tail (less the innards of course...)
    
12.9160COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertTue Nov 14 1995 12:573
	Mebbe your mother's "friend" was playing "Trick the shikse."

12.9161CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend, will you be ready?Tue Nov 14 1995 13:004


 oy, gefelte fish!
12.9162All stomach remedies are not equalDECLNE::REESEToreDown,I'mAlmostLevelW/theGroundTue Nov 14 1995 13:0524
    .9150
    
    Mark has a point; Tagamet, Pepcid etc. are to prevent your stomach
    from generating too much acid, they probably wouldn't do much if
    you have indigestion from eating something perhaps you shouldn't
    have.
    
    You might be better off with Maalox (some of the chewable ones aren't
    bad if you can't handle the liquid).
    
    Trust me, I think I've taken just about every stomach remedy there
    is in an effort to tolerate anti-inflammatories that are absolutely
    necessary for me to function.  I've now given up on prescription
    Pepcid etc.  I stumbled on them by accident, but over-the-counter
    Maalox Caplets taken with the anti-inflammatory has worked wonders
    for me.
    
    Karen
    
    PS:  As they say in the TV ads, if this is a chronic problem, see
    	 your doctor :-0
    
    
    
12.9163CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend, will you be ready?Tue Nov 14 1995 13:5210


 Gaviscon is another good antacid.





 Jim
12.9164WAHOO::LEVESQUEbut I can't make you thinkTue Nov 14 1995 17:469
12.9165ACISS1::BATTISA few cards short of a full deckTue Nov 14 1995 17:514
    
    a little S&M and wine, what's to hate about that. :-)
    
    Doc, you are starting to worry me
12.9166ScaryXEDON::JENSENTue Nov 14 1995 18:3010
    Asian neighbors of mine, good people,  were 
    victims of a home invasion this past Saturday 
    night.  Babysitter, mother, and 2 *children* 
    (one of whom is a friend of my son) brought 
    to the cellar and bound.
    
    Fortunately, the mother managed to get loose,
    free the rest of the family, and get to
    another neighbor's house to call police.
    Perps got away.
12.9167MPGS::MARKEYFluffy nutterTue Nov 14 1995 18:357
    I heard about that (if it was the same case). I must admit that
    I also asked Diane a rhetorical question when we saw the story
    on the news: "What do you suppose the outcome would have been
    had they tried that here?"
    
    -b
12.9168ACISS1::BATTISA few cards short of a full deckTue Nov 14 1995 18:384
    
    9167
    
    the same if they were armed, and caught you unawares
12.9169the slobounty home safety system.VMSNET::M_MACIOLEKFour54 Camaro/Only way to flyTue Nov 14 1995 18:382
    Too bad they didn't have a fire extinguisher to smash over the perps
    heads...  :^\  
12.9170SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Tue Nov 14 1995 18:3911
    
    	re: I told you so...
    
    
    	PPPPPPPPPPPPPBBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLLLTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!! :*)
    
    
    	I guess a bike it will be.....:*\
    
    
    jim
12.9171SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Tue Nov 14 1995 18:408
    
    	TtHT:
    
    	being told I have a lack of testosterone....by someone who hardly
    knows me....
    
    
    jim
12.9172ACISS1::BATTISA few cards short of a full deckTue Nov 14 1995 18:412
    
    your wife, huh jim. :-)
12.9173Make it tough to pick a victim. Keep 'em guessingVMSNET::M_MACIOLEKFour54 Camaro/Only way to flyTue Nov 14 1995 18:4210
    re: Note 12.9168 by ACISS1::BATTIS
    
    } the same if they were armed, and caught you unawares
    
    Here is where the paranoia comes into play.  In 80% of the homes
    HERE, you will be shot at.  Take your pick.  
    
    Obviously the paranoia is not on my part, but on the part of the
    would be bad folks.  This is proven since that stuff doesn't happen
    here. 
12.9174GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERRIP Amos, you will be missedTue Nov 14 1995 18:445
    
    
    BS, Mark B.  If a person's armed, the trick is to use your firearm at
    an opportune time.  Unless you tell them you have a gun on your person,
    the ball is still in your court.
12.9175ACISS1::BATTISA few cards short of a full deckTue Nov 14 1995 18:535
    
    well Mike, if the perps invaded your home, and they are armed, and
    catch you UNAWARES, this assumes you don't walk around your house
    armed. Then there is very little you can do, unless you like looking
    like swiss cheese, perhaps. Key word here is unawares./hth
12.9176MPGS::MARKEYFluffy nutterTue Nov 14 1995 18:5710
    
    Mark:
    
    Let me make this clear without making it too clear. I have
    little presents tucked in various places. And, as those who
    know me will tell you, it's not uncommon for me to be walking
    around with .357 little presents tucked firmly on my right
    hip. Even at home.
    
    -b
12.9177SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Tue Nov 14 1995 18:587
    
    
    	>    your wife, huh jim. :-)
    
    	ah, walked right into that one didn't I? :*)
    
    
12.9178ACISS1::BATTISA few cards short of a full deckTue Nov 14 1995 18:595
    
    wow -b 357 little presents tucked on your hip!! I bet your kids must
    love it, sort of like Christmas all year round. :-)
    
    Mark
12.9179POLAR::RICHARDSONCPU CyclerTue Nov 14 1995 18:591
    Were you packing heat at the beerworks?
12.9180SUBSYS::NEUMYERLove is a dirty jobTue Nov 14 1995 18:5913
    
    Do you think the perp wants to take that chance? "Lets see, is the
    UNAWARES or isn't he, will I bet my life on it"?
    
    I'm not paranoid, but I am careful. When I was away for the weekend, I
    made sure my wife had her gun with her when she was at home alone, and
    it was within arms reach if needed. Enven when I'm home there is a gun
    nearby. The only time I'm UNAWARES is when I'm sleeping and then the
    gun is next to the bed. I probably will never us the gun because I am
    so careful all the time. In fact I hope I never use it for more than
    target practice and hunting.
    
    ed
12.9181NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Nov 14 1995 19:001
What do you heatpackers do when you shower?
12.9182MPGS::MARKEYFluffy nutterTue Nov 14 1995 19:0112
    
    > Were you packing heat at the beerworks?
    
    A good question. One you will never get an answer to, but a
    good question none-the-less. :-)
    
    I will say this. I was in Boston. In the Fenway area, where my
    childhood friend Tommy Sharron took a knife to the ribs and
    died two days after his 19th birthday. The rest, as they say,
    is left to your imagination.
    
    -b
12.9183ACISS1::BATTISA few cards short of a full deckTue Nov 14 1995 19:012
    
    squirt guns, Gerald
12.9184POLAR::RICHARDSONCPU CyclerTue Nov 14 1995 19:021
    So, you weren't happy to see me after all, is what you're saying.
12.9185TROOA::COLLINSGood idea Oh Lord!Tue Nov 14 1995 19:025
    
    .9182
    
    You already told us the answer, in a reply to Glen.  :^)
    
12.9186ACISS1::BATTISA few cards short of a full deckTue Nov 14 1995 19:033
    
    ok all you Wyatt Earp wannabes, god, you all should of lived in the
    old west, you missed your stage in life. 
12.9187MPGS::MARKEYFluffy nutterTue Nov 14 1995 19:047
    
    > So, you weren't happy to see me after all, is what you're saying.
    
    I was absolutely delighted to see you, regardless of what was
    in my pockets.
    
    -b
12.9188POLAR::RICHARDSONCPU CyclerTue Nov 14 1995 19:041
    good pun Mark!
12.9189MPGS::MARKEYFluffy nutterTue Nov 14 1995 19:074
    
    When showering, only the Colt Python is within reach...
    
    -b
12.9190GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERRIP Amos, you will be missedTue Nov 14 1995 19:089
    
    
    
    Mark, if I think that my wife and kids might be hurt?  Yeah, I'll risk
    ending up as swill cheese, but the mfr will die before I do,
    guaranteed.
    
    
    Mike
12.9191As in anything else, you should be preparedVMSNET::M_MACIOLEKFour54 Camaro/Only way to flyTue Nov 14 1995 19:0818
    Mark,
    
    Ask tubby, he was just here.  Not many people will catch me 
    "unawares".   My dog will tear your ass off while yer peekin in the
    window, and by that time the whole house is flooded with light and
    I'm paying attention.  If your lucky I might see you limping down
    the street with a black lab attached to yer behind.
    
    Your point about "unawares" I believe is not a good arguing point.
    Most people ARE AWARE something wrong is happening... a window
    breaking, your door being pounded on... if you don't have the TOOLS
    to make life miserable for whoever is trying to get in, well, that's
    your CHOICE, and that is unfortunant. 
    
    The object here is to make things difficult for a bad guy.  The firearm
    is the last thing a perp should see.  I'd prefer to avoid the perp 
    completely.  I'm sure they'd feel the same way after meeting Magnum.
    
12.9192Bad guys definitely avoid the place!DECLNE::REESEToreDown,I'mAlmostLevelW/theGroundTue Nov 14 1995 19:1114
    MadMike brings up a valid point.  I'm not a gun person and personally
    would not have one, but I'm willing to concede that if perps KNOW
    the odds are great that all homeowners (yes ALL) are armed as
    dictated by law in Kennesaw, Georgia, then I might re-think any
    nefarious plan I might have to break into a home in Kennesaw, Ga.
    
    Kennesaw was once a sleepy village considered the "boonies" by 
    folks in Atlanta; once Atlanta (and crime) started to sprawl out to
    that area the law was passed.  Kennesaw officials took a lot of
    heat and ridicule from politicians and the media, but Kennesaw is
    having the last laugh now.  Compared to all surrounding municipalities,
    crime is almost non-existant.
    
    
12.9193MPGS::MARKEYFluffy nutterTue Nov 14 1995 19:129
    
    Mark,

    Further to what Mike said (I especially like the part about
    having a black lab attached to yer behind), I have one
    mother-squacker of an alarm system that's likely to chase
    anyone off before the double-O buckshot makes an appearance.

    -b
12.9194NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Nov 14 1995 19:331
DEC down 3.75.
12.9195SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Tue Nov 14 1995 19:4110
    
    
>    ok all you Wyatt Earp wannabes, god, you all should of lived in the
>    old west, you missed your stage in life. 
    
    	Guess what, the "old west" had a murder rate of about .5 per
    100,000 during Earp's day. Damn right I would have rather lived back
    then.....at least the good guys were armed too.
    
    jim
12.9196GIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Tue Nov 14 1995 19:474
This is my last day of being in my early thirties.
I am *so* depressed.  I'll probably be depresseder tomorrow.  

\C
12.9197POLAR::RICHARDSONCPU CyclerTue Nov 14 1995 19:492
    I'd wish you a happy birthday, but it doesn't sound like that would
    help much.
12.9198GIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Tue Nov 14 1995 19:536
aaaaarrrggghhh!

It's tomorrow - *please* don't wish it on me today!  Please, please PLEASE!

\C

12.9199BUSY::SLABOUNTYGot into a war with reality ...Tue Nov 14 1995 19:554
    
    	Remember, tomorrow is the 1st day of the rest of your miserable
    	life.
    
12.9200ACISS2::LEECHDia do bheatha.Tue Nov 14 1995 19:551
    HATE snarf!!!
12.9201POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Wet RaspberriesTue Nov 14 1995 20:006
    
    So Chele, what are you in tomorrow, your mid or your late thirties?
    
    I noticed you weren't in the birthday note.
    
    
12.9202TROOA::COLLINSGood idea Oh Lord!Tue Nov 14 1995 20:0430
    
    NOTICE OF FILMING
    =================
    
    To Whom It May Concern:
    
    On Thursday, Nov. 16th and Friday, Nov. 17th, MEC Harriet Productions
    will be filming day scenes of a Paramount Picturs feature film entitled
    `Harriet The Spy', at 36 Maitland Street.
    
    The film, based on a popular 1960s children's book of the same title
    (written by Louise Fitzhugh), is an endearing coming of age story about
    11-year-old Harriet (Michelle Trachtenberg) and her comic misadventures
    while under the care of an eccentric nanny (Rosie O'Donnell).
    
    To facilitate filming, we will be installing a set (Junk Tower) on the
    west lawn of the building, and a wild wall in the hallway of the second
    floor near the front steps.
    
    Filming (exterior and interior) on both days will take place between 
    approximately 7:00 a.m. and 8:00 p.m.  The south end of the building 
    (front door) will be our primary location; it would be greatly appreciated
    if tenants could utilize the rear entrance and bypass the set area.  
    During the actual filming, production personnel and Metro Toronto Police 
    will intermittently stop traffic on Maitland Street and pedestrian traffic
    from entering and/or leaving the south entrance of the building.  We will,
    however, do our utmost to minimize these stoppages.
    
    If you have any comments, questions or concerns...blah blah blah...
    
12.9203BUSY::SLABOUNTYGot into a war with reality ...Tue Nov 14 1995 20:053
    
    	Is that at the Toronto DEC plant, or your house, or what?
    
12.9204POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Wet RaspberriesTue Nov 14 1995 20:065
    
    Oh, that's SUCH a good book!  I hope they don't make it into a lousy
    movie 8^/.
    
    
12.9205TROOA::COLLINSGood idea Oh Lord!Tue Nov 14 1995 20:085
    
    .9203
    
    That'd be in the hallway right outside my apartment door.
    
12.9206GIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Tue Nov 14 1995 20:268
I'm going to be "mid".


and I am *completely* disenchanted with a product which once used a /char=127 
to "integrate" their print queues.


\C
12.9207CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend, will you be ready?Tue Nov 14 1995 20:578


 ..answering my phone as I was putting on my coat to head out the door.



 eeesh..
12.9208COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertTue Nov 14 1995 21:5232
Chelmsford family bound, robbed in home.

CHELMSFORD, Mass (AP) -- A babysitter and her husband, two young children,
and their mother escaped from a home after three men bound and gagged them
at knife-point, robbed the house and fled, police said.

Investigators believe the men entered the home of restaurateurs Sherry and
Wayne Liu at about 8 p.m. Friday.  The Lius had left their children -- two
girls ages 1 and 7 -- with a babysitter, Chelmsford police Sgt. Frank Kelly
said.

Holding knives and guns, the suspects bound the babysitter and the 7-year-old,
placing duct tape over their mouths and eyes.  About one hour later, Sherry
Liu returned home and she too was tied up.  Soon after, the babysitter's
husband arrived and was held hostage with the rest.

The 1-year-old was not tied up, police said.

The men then moved the victims into the cellar where Sherry Liu broke free,
opened the bulkhead and helped the rest escape.

Kelly said the suspects then stole an undetermined amount of money and fled
with the Liu's car, which was later recovered.

The victims were not injured.  Police would not disclose the names of the
babysitter and her husband Saturday.

No arrests had been made by late Saturday night.

Police were investigating whether the suspects, described as Chinese men in
their 20s, had ties to an Asian gang or whether they were former employees
at the Lius' restaurant, Szechuan Chef.
12.9209COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertWed Nov 15 1995 01:135
>BTW, they oughta learn how to spell "foie gras" and "bouillabaisse".

I sent them mail and they fixed it.

/john
12.9210NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Nov 15 1995 12:067
re .9208:

This kind of home invasion seems to occur mostly among Asians.  It's a little
disconcerting because there are several Chinese restaurant owners in my
immediate neighborhood (so many that when I started bringing home a commuter
van, my next-door neighbor facetiously asked me if I'd opened a Chinese
restaurant.)
12.9211ACISS1::BATTISA few cards short of a full deckWed Nov 15 1995 12:138
    
    well I can kiss off a career as a pro bowler. Lost $20 bowling against
    a "bowling machine". Well all was not lost, I did win in pool, and
    received a free breakfast BLT sandwich today.
    
    I also lost a bet to our lovely receptionist, having to serve her a
    7 & 7, with a bow and a smile. She bowled a 579 series. Bowling night
    is fun, but it would be even more so, if I could on occasion.
12.9212Maybe it's too much soapbox typing?!TROOA::trp669.tro.dec.com::Chrisbad spellers UNTIE!Wed Nov 15 1995 17:4719
I'm very sad  :'*(     I just got back from the neurologist, and 
after suffering through almost two hours of tests, she has determined
that I have borderline severe cases of carpal tunnel syndrome in both
wrists.  If it was a mild case, they just recommend wearing a wrist
brace, but in my case, decompression surgery is the only thing that
will provide relief.  I have to go for another consultation with a
plastic surgeon on Dec 6th to find out whether both wrists will be
operated on at the same time and whether or not it will be done with
a local vs. general anasthetic (sp?)  The tests were not fun - all
kinds of electrodes attached to my arms and fingers and then electricity
zapped through.  At one point, she had to insert a big needle into the
base of my thumb and then wiggle it around until she touched a nerve in my
wrist that she could zap.  I did wince more than once.  I don't know 
exactly what all the numbers mean, but a wave that is supposed to take
4 something or others (seconds?) to get from the nerve to my thumb
takes me 5.9, and with regards to sensation, I am down to a 33 or
34 (something) when the bare minimum they like to accept as normal
is 48.  Has anyone ever had this surgery?  What's the recovery time
like and how immobile are you?
12.9213CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenWed Nov 15 1995 17:493
    Ouch!  Sorry to hear that.  Too common these days.  Step mum had the
    surgery and she has recovered quite nicely actually.  Hoep it all works
    out. 
12.9214MAIL1::CRANEWed Nov 15 1995 17:515
    9212
    I also just had the test (Monday) for the same thing (CTS). I didn`t
    find it to painfull but I enjoy a little pain now and then. I won`t
    know the results of a week or so. Are you sure its in both wrists? Both 
    are tested for comparison reading. 
12.9215TROOA::COLLINSThe New Mother Nature takin' over.Wed Nov 15 1995 17:515
    
    Chris, sorry to hear that.  That just plain bites.
    
    Time off for comp.?
    
12.9216Had to be a good hubby after hers...GAAS::BRAUCHERWelcome to ParadiseWed Nov 15 1995 17:5213
    
      My wife had it.  Couldn't use the hand for a few days, wasn't
     up to typing for weeks.
    
      I wouldn't have it done to BOTH hands at once unless you have
     somebody to feed you, etc. for a few days.  But if so, that's
     better, as you get it all over at once.
    
      They give you drugs, too.  Indocin, I recall, is very powerful
     at reducing swelling, but induces nausea.  Then they put her on
     a different one I can't even pronounce.
    
      bb
12.9217WAHOO::LEVESQUEsqueal like the pig you areWed Nov 15 1995 17:534
    Bummer, Chris. Hope it all works out for you.
    
    (Hey, all you guys. Rally around. I don't know if I can go out on this
    limb on my own....)
12.9218SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIif u cn rd ths, u nd to gt a lyfWed Nov 15 1995 17:554
    
    
    Sending e-mail now....
    
12.9219GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERRIP Amos, you will be missedWed Nov 15 1995 18:026
    
    
    Sorry to hear that, Chris.  Hang in there.
    
    
    Mike
12.9220BIGQ::SILVADiabloWed Nov 15 1995 18:023

	Bummer, Chris. Sorry to hear that. 
12.9221MPGS::MARKEYFluffy nutterWed Nov 15 1995 18:046
    
    Good luck Chris! You may have some immediate trouble, on the
    other hand (no pun intended) you'll save yourself a lot of
    pain in the long run...

    -b
12.9222POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Wet RaspberriesWed Nov 15 1995 18:064
    
    Oh, Chris!  This is terrible 8^(.
    
    
12.9223POLAR::RICHARDSONCPU CyclerWed Nov 15 1995 18:161
    Sorry to hear this Chris. 8^/
12.9224ACISS2::LEECHDia do bheatha.Wed Nov 15 1995 18:242
    Bummer, Chris.  Hope the surgery goes well, and recovery is speedy.
    
12.9225TROOA::trp669.tro.dec.com::Chrisbad spellers UNTIE!Wed Nov 15 1995 18:2414
Gee, sniff sniff, thanks everyone... I really wasn't looking for 
sympathy, but it's nice to know you care 8*)

>> Are you sure its in both wrists? Both are tested for comparison reading. 


Actually, my left wrist results were marginally worse than my right
wrist (I am right handed) That kind of surprised me because I seem to
experience more pain in the right.  It's going to be kind of hard to
do my job if both wrists are going to be out of action, so I guess if
I'm given the choice, I'll elect to do it one at a time.  My right arm
is going to be a real mess - I had to have 94 stitches put in 4
different spots about 7 years ago when I fell through a glass door
(what a klutz!) Oh well, things could be worse....
12.9226ouch!!ABACUS::MINICHINOWed Nov 15 1995 18:288
    .9212, 9225
    
    OOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    
    
    When I read your description, it brought back some nasty memories. I
    had to stop reading your note. I could almost feel the pain going up my
    arm again....no thank you on the EMG test....
12.9227CNTROL::JENNISONRevive us, Oh LordWed Nov 15 1995 19:018
    
    	Chris, when I started experiencing pain in my wrist, my OT said,
    	"Oh, that's good!  It means the nerve isn't totally pinched off
    	any more!"  I had numbness with no pain for quite a while before
    	I sought help.  Thankfully, the wrist brace and Occupational
    	Therapy did the trick.
    
    
12.9228CNTROL::JENNISONRevive us, Oh LordWed Nov 15 1995 19:295
    
    	Hearing that it's supposed to rain (and/or snow) on Sunday
    	(race day) :-(
    
    
12.9229BIGQ::SILVADiabloWed Nov 15 1995 19:354

	Are we ever going to have a sunny weekend again? Before the real cold
weather hits????
12.9230aarghhhGIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Wed Nov 15 1995 20:175
The hound left a barkers egg in the bathroom this morning.  Stepping on it has 
definitely been the highlight of the day.


\C
12.9231SCASS1::SODERSTROMBring on the CompetitionWed Nov 15 1995 20:383
    Also check the MEDICAL notesfile..
    
    Lot of information there...
12.9232BIGQ::SILVADiabloWed Nov 15 1995 22:0123

	Just came from my parents. She is having the surgery tomorrow morning at
7:00 am. She was scared beforehand, due to the people that are dieing around
her with cancer, when she found out on Monday, her only sister has a month to
live. And cancer is the problem. She was pretty shaken by it. My father, who I
had never seen shed a tear in my life, was visibly shaken by it all to the
point of tears. I tried to comfort both of them, but it was hard to do with so
many dieing as it is. 

	One thing that was a God send was this little booklet they gave her
today. It explained the procedures, showed illistrations, etc. And it was in
everyday language, not medical. :-)  I think if she did not have that, things
would have been much worse. 

	Hopefully she doesn't have cancer....but won't know that until some
time tomorrow morning..... ain't gonna be a very good day.

	What is ironic though, tomorrow she fully stops smoking, and it's
national smoke out day. Weird, huh?


Glen
12.9233TROOA::COLLINSGo, Subway Elvis!!Wed Nov 15 1995 22:033
    
    :'^I
    
12.9234BSS::S_CONLONA Season of CarneliansWed Nov 15 1995 22:168
    RE: .9232  Glen
    
    The waiting (for the verdict after the surgery) must be very tough
    on your whole family.
    
    My best wishes to all of you.  Please let us know what happens.
    
    Suzanne
12.9235BIGQ::SILVADiabloWed Nov 15 1995 22:207

	Thanks, Suzanne, !Joan...... it is the toughest.....I imagine her
night, along with my fathers is gonna be hell. 


Glen
12.9236Is nothing sacred for crissakes?MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Nov 15 1995 22:435
TTHT:
    Now we're reproducing topics from wimmennotes in the 'box.

    What a sordid development this is. . . . 

12.9237POLAR::RICHARDSONCPU CyclerThu Nov 16 1995 00:351
    30 cm of heavy wet snow. 8^p
12.9238Don't need that, thanks.MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Thu Nov 16 1995 00:392
Keep that crap up and you'll have fewer visitors from the south next week.

12.9239POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Wet RaspberriesThu Nov 16 1995 01:044
    
    Glen, I hope everything turns out ok 8^/.
    
    
12.9240BIGQ::SILVADiabloThu Nov 16 1995 01:084


	Thanks, Deb! :-|
12.9241SCASS1::EDITEX::MOOREPerhapsTheDreamIsDreamingUsThu Nov 16 1995 01:415
    
    Sorry to hear about that, Glen.  I can relate.  Best wishes.
    
    --- Barry
    
12.9242POLAR::RICHARDSONCPU CyclerThu Nov 16 1995 01:471
    Here's hoping for good news Glen.
12.9243BSS::S_CONLONA Season of CarneliansThu Nov 16 1995 01:483
    Yeah - I hope so, too, Glen.
    
    Suzanne
12.9244CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend, will you be ready?Thu Nov 16 1995 02:239


 Me too, Glen!




 Jim
12.9245CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend, will you be ready?Thu Nov 16 1995 02:2612



 We had to evacuate the bldg this afternoon about 2:30PM..just as a nice
 rain shower was starting..and I was in a meeting and couldn't go back
 for my coat.  Ah well..did see the double rainbow about which a number
 of folks were commenting..



 Jim
12.9246GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERRIP Amos, you will be missedThu Nov 16 1995 09:4815
    
    
    Will be thinking and saying a prayer, Glen.  Hang in there.
    
    
    
    TTHY: Getting a call yesterday afternoon, seems Mom cut her hand a bit
    while doing some cooking, bleeding all over the place.  Went home, took
    her to the doc, 4 stitches later, she was retaining her blood again.
    
    Also, some SOB put a nice almost 4" door ding in the new conversion
    van.  White does not look good on blue......
    
    
    Mike
12.9247Coincidence? You decide.TROOA::COLLINSGo, Subway Elvis!!Thu Nov 16 1995 11:336
    
    Isn't it just *great* how quickly one can get ready for work 
    in the morning when there's NO HOT WATER!?!?!?
    
    Why do I suspect that the film crew is responsible?
    
12.9248ACISS1::BATTISA few cards short of a full deckThu Nov 16 1995 11:462
    
    !joan, I thought you manly men up north like it *cold*
12.9249BIGQ::SILVADiabloThu Nov 16 1995 11:4615
| <<< Note 12.9245 by CSLALL::HENDERSON "Friend, will you be ready?" >>>


| We had to evacuate the bldg this afternoon about 2:30PM..just as a nice
| rain shower was starting..and I was in a meeting and couldn't go back
| for my coat.  Ah well..did see the double rainbow about which a number
| of folks were commenting..

	Jim, they're doing a planned Digital emergency thing here today.
Building 1 is going to be evacuated, and then emergency teams will be coming up
here. Should be interesting....but I am staying in building 2 til this
afternoon!


Glen
12.9250ACISS1::BATTISA few cards short of a full deckThu Nov 16 1995 11:465
    
    Glen and Chris
    
    That sucks big time, in no particular order. Hope all goes well for
    both of you. :-(
12.9251BIGQ::SILVADiabloThu Nov 16 1995 11:4713
| <<< Note 12.9246 by GRANPA::MWANNEMACHER "RIP Amos, you will be missed" >>>



| TTHY: Getting a call yesterday afternoon, seems Mom cut her hand a bit
| while doing some cooking, bleeding all over the place.  


	Mike, was your mother doing a SNL Julia Child skit from the 70's??? 
Save the liver!!!



12.9252TROOA::COLLINSGo, Subway Elvis!!Thu Nov 16 1995 11:485
    
    .9248
    
    Not in the SHOWER, Mark!!!   ;^)
    
12.9253:')GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERRIP Amos, you will be missedThu Nov 16 1995 11:534
    
    
    
    Saw that skit over the weekend, Glen.  The best of John Belushi tape.  
12.9254BIGQ::SILVADiabloThu Nov 16 1995 11:553

	I thought it was Dan Akroyd who did it..... 
12.9255CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenThu Nov 16 1995 12:013
    Hope all works out Glen, hang in there.
    
    Brian
12.9256really...THANKS!BIGQ::SILVADiabloThu Nov 16 1995 12:023

	Thanks, everyone! 
12.9257DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Thu Nov 16 1995 12:136
    
    
    	I hope all is well with your mom, Glen......
    
    	JJ
    
12.9258LANDO::OLIVER_Bhysterical elitistThu Nov 16 1995 12:301
    Glen, may all go well.
12.9259CNTROL::JENNISONRevive us, Oh LordThu Nov 16 1995 13:077
    
    	Glen, we had a lovely time outside, and an even better time
    	sipping coffee in the cafeteria until "they" allowed us back
    	to our offices.  What's 45 minutes of lost worktime ?
    
    	Karen
    
12.9260TROOA::trp669.tro.dec.com::Chrisbad spellers UNTIE!Thu Nov 16 1995 13:084
Glen - I really do know what you're going through and hope all goes
well for your Mom.  Keep your chin up!

Chris
12.9261CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend, will you be ready?Thu Nov 16 1995 13:119


 yesterday's fire drill here was not a drill as it turned out.




 Jim
12.9262BIGQ::SILVADiabloThu Nov 16 1995 13:396

	Chris....can I let my chin down now??? My neck hurts! :-)



12.9263MAIL1::CRANEThu Nov 16 1995 13:483
    ...finding out yesterday that my sister has been repoted missing
    earlier this week. No clue. Worst is expected though. She dropped her
    kids off with former husband, called by brother and said good-bye. 
12.9264WAHOO::LEVESQUEsqueal like the pig you areThu Nov 16 1995 13:531
    Yeesh. Sounds ominous. Hope it turns out better than it seems.
12.926534309::MWANNEMACHERRIP Amos, you will be missedThu Nov 16 1995 14:054
    
    
    That's terrible, Ray.  I hope everything works out for the best.
    
12.926657784::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Wet RaspberriesThu Nov 16 1995 14:052
    
    Oh dear, Ray 8^(. 
12.926758633::COLLINSGo, Subway Elvis!!Thu Nov 16 1995 14:053
    
    Sorry to hear that, Ray.  Hope everything turns out well.
    
12.926823848::AINSLEYLess than 150 kts. is TOO slow!Thu Nov 16 1995 14:057
    re: .9263
    
    Ouch!  Your, Glen's, and Chris' troubles make my troubles seem trival,
    but I can't seem to convince myself of that.  I hope everyone gets
    through these tough times, O.K.
    
    Bob
12.9269BIGQ::SILVADiabloThu Nov 16 1995 14:103

	Ray....I'm really sorry to hear that. I hope everything turns out ok!
12.9270will pray for your sister/familyCSLALL::HENDERSONFriend, will you be ready?Thu Nov 16 1995 14:165



 Eeesh, Ray....
12.927138728::JENNISONRevive us, Oh LordThu Nov 16 1995 14:235
    
    	o o
    	 n
    
    
12.9272DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Thu Nov 16 1995 14:3711
    
    
    	I'm sorry to hear that Ray.
    
    	To add to more bad news.  I just found out that a friend of
    	mine (that I haven't talked to in quite a while) has Hodgkin's
    	disease.  While the prognosis is good, the treatment can be
    	very nasty.  And she just had a baby a little over a year ago.  =(
    
    	JJ
    
12.9273SMURF::BINDEREis qui nos doment uescimur.Thu Nov 16 1995 14:371
    Prayers for your family, Ray.  That's awful.
12.9274BIGQ::SILVADiabloThu Nov 16 1995 14:4212

	Just got off the phone with my dad. It was cancer...damn! They took out
her lower lobe, and did some test on her lymph (sp?) nodes. The test results
come back Monday. They may have to go back in.

	The good news is that she was fine throughout the entire operation, and
the doctors are confident that they caught it in time. The test results will
either prove or disprove them wrong.


Glen
12.9275TROOA::COLLINSGo, Subway Elvis!!Thu Nov 16 1995 14:443
    
    Got my fingers crossed, Glen.
    
12.9276MKOTS3::JMARTINI press on toward the goalThu Nov 16 1995 14:484
    Yes Glen, I wish your mother God's best here.  Lymph nodes can be
    tricky.
    
    -Jack
12.9277HANNAH::MODICABorn under a Bad SignThu Nov 16 1995 14:5011
    
    Ye gods...
    
    Glen, Ray and Chris...
    My thoughts and prayers are with you all.
    
    I hope somehow everything turns out ok.
    
    And please take care of yourselves.
    
    							Hank
12.9278GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERRIP Amos, you will be missedThu Nov 16 1995 14:586
    
    Good to hear they caught it in time, Glen.  Tell her she has supporters
    here in Soapboxland.
    
    
    Mike
12.9279BIGQ::SILVADiabloThu Nov 16 1995 15:015

	Thanks, everybody!

	JJ, sorry to hear about your friend. :-(
12.9280MPGS::MARKEYFluffy nutterThu Nov 16 1995 15:066
    
    Yikes,
    
    So many bad things... my best wishes for all...
    
    -b
12.9281BSS::S_CONLONA Season of CarneliansThu Nov 16 1995 15:224
    Glen - my most positive thoughts and prayers to your mom.  
    
    Best wishes to your family,
    Suzanne
12.9282ACISS1::BATTISA few cards short of a full deckThu Nov 16 1995 15:225
    
    I  agree with -b, this bad news stuff sure comes in numbers. Good
    luck to all, my prayers are with you.
    
    Mark
12.9283BSS::S_CONLONA Season of CarneliansThu Nov 16 1995 15:243
    My thoughts and prayers to go Chris, Ray and JJ's friend, too.
    
    Suzanne
12.9284MAIL1::CRANEThu Nov 16 1995 15:421
    Thank you all for your thoughts and prayers.
12.9285DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Thu Nov 16 1995 17:017
    
    
    	Thanks everyone.  Sorry to hear the results about your
    	mom Glen.  Hopefully they did catch it in time....
    
    	JJ
    
12.9286ACISS1::BATTISA few cards short of a full deckThu Nov 16 1995 18:033
    
    I miss di and her well thought out responses. hopefully her class ends
    today. sigh
12.9287ACISS1::BATTISA few cards short of a full deckThu Nov 16 1995 18:214
    
    TTHT: and everyday lately. Suzanne's electronic stalking through a
    dozen notes or so. She has the hide of a rhinocerous, and the brain
    of a sloth.
12.9288WAHOO::LEVESQUEsqueal like the pig you areThu Nov 16 1995 18:222
    Don't worry about it. I've agreed to join her in the ring thus sparing
    the box from further <nevermind>.
12.9289Battis, you are an idiot.BSS::S_CONLONA Season of CarneliansThu Nov 16 1995 18:3810
    RE: .9287  Battis
    
    / TTHT: and everyday lately. Suzanne's electronic stalking through a
    / dozen notes or so. She has the hide of a rhinocerous, and the brain
    / of a sloth.
    
    Now YOU'RE making comments about me in various other topics, I see.
    
    No wonder you were too stupid to recognize what Mark was doing when
    he started doing this.
12.9290BSS::S_CONLONA Season of CarneliansThu Nov 16 1995 18:398
    RE: .9288  Mark Levesque
    
    / Don't worry about it. I've agreed to join her in the ring thus sparing
    / the box from further <nevermind>.
    
    You haven't agreed to it yet.
    
    And I still doubt that you will.
12.9291ACISS1::BATTISA few cards short of a full deckThu Nov 16 1995 18:404
    
    suzanne, get an effing clue. You really are dense aren't you. I am
    sick of your whining throughout soapbox. Keep your assinine comments
    to one topic. Can you comprehend this???? Probably not
12.9292so much for the high road...WAHOO::LEVESQUEsqueal like the pig you areThu Nov 16 1995 18:426
    >You haven't agreed to it yet.
    
    >And I still doubt that you will.
    
     So in the meantime, keep running around attacking me if it makes you
    feel better.
12.9294BSS::S_CONLONA Season of CarneliansThu Nov 16 1995 18:5812
    RE: .9291  Battis
    
    / suzanne, get an effing clue. You really are dense aren't you. 
    
    You're just plain stupid.
    
    / I am sick of your whining throughout soapbox. Keep your assinine 
    / comments to one topic. Can you comprehend this???? Probably not.
    
    When you and Levesque become potty-trained enough to keep your
    comments about ME in one topic, you won't need to worry about
    my responding to your crap.
12.9295ACISS1::BATTISA few cards short of a full deckThu Nov 16 1995 19:034
    
    .9294
    
    I was right. sigh   you are an idiot.
12.9296BSS::S_CONLONA Season of CarneliansThu Nov 16 1995 19:0726
    RE: .9293  Clark_D
    
    / Why certain people go from different notes/topics all the time.  I
    / can't since I have a real job.  I've noticed this over and over that
    / no matter what time/date/topic - this same person is all over the
    / place.  
    
    You have to be 'reading all over the place' to know this, of course. :)
    
    Today has been unusual because I discovered by accident that a person
    who vowed to ignore me was writing notes about me all over the place
    today.  So I responded.
    
    / I wonder if she has a regular job 
    
    I'm on a strange schedule right now - I'm doing a great deal of my
    work at night and on the weekends this month because of some things
    going on in my group.
    
    / and I have never heard her say a nice word about anyone.  
    
    You've never heard me speak at all, so how would you know.  :)
    
    / Obviously, she's a very insecure/uphappy person.
    
    Obviously, you have your head up your backside.  :)
12.9297BSS::S_CONLONA Season of CarneliansThu Nov 16 1995 19:0811
    RE: .9292  Mark Levesque
    
    / So in the meantime, keep running around attacking me if it makes you
    / feel better.
    
    What a laugh.  You tell me that you plan to ignore me this morning,
    then I find you writing about me in 4 or 5 different topics after
    that.
    
    Now this Battis idiot is doing it.  Your disease is contagious,
    evidently.  :)
12.9298BSS::S_CONLONA Season of CarneliansThu Nov 16 1995 19:093
    RE: .9295  Battis
    
    Then let it drop.  This had nothing to do with you in the first place.
12.9299DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Thu Nov 16 1995 19:129
    
    
    
    	TTHT   constantly hitting the 'next reply' and/or 'next unseen'
    		keys trying unsuccessfully to get away from the bickering
    		going on in here lately.
    
    		Give it up already peoples!
    
12.9300DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Thu Nov 16 1995 19:134
    
    
    	snarf!
    
12.9301SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIif u cn rd ths, u nd to gt a lyfThu Nov 16 1995 19:158
    
    <------
    
    Illegitimate snarfs don't count Jud... better luck next time...
    
    BTW... you should try reading some of the stuff rather than next
    unseen.. it's hilarious!!!  :) :)
    
12.9302CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenThu Nov 16 1995 19:163
    To Ray Crane, best of luck.  I hope everything works out for the best.
    
    Brian
12.9303SCASS1::SODERSTROMBring on the CompetitionThu Nov 16 1995 19:293
    .9274
    
    My prayers are with you, Glen.
12.9304MKOTS3::JMARTINI press on toward the goalThu Nov 16 1995 19:303
    Hey guys, start treating Suzanne like a lady for crying out loud!
    
    By the way, is my statement politically incorrect?
12.9305GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERRIP Amos, you will be missedFri Nov 17 1995 10:3215
    
    
    RE: JJ, I agree.
    
    
    RE: Mark B, pretty damned rude and obnoxious stuff you're writing
    there, partner.  Perhaps you didn't learn it when you are young, but
    treat a lady with respect.  Whether I agree or disagree with you has
    little to do with the matter, but you poking you're head in every so
    often saying Suzanne is an idiot, etc, etc is really unbecoming.
    
    
    hth,
    
    Mike
12.9306ACISS1::BATTISA few cards short of a full deckFri Nov 17 1995 11:3911
    
    well Mike, when she starts acting like a lady, I'll treat her as such,
    she enjoys trashing people like Mark L. and Dick etc..  
    
    It's as if you don't agree with her, you are an ass, idiot, stupid,
    etc... I don't know about you, but that type of conduct is unbecoming
    of a man or a WOMAN.  
    
    HTH
    
    Mark
12.9307GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERRIP Amos, you will be missedFri Nov 17 1995 11:4614
    
    
    Not at all, Mark.  I didn't say I agreed with her, to be honest, I
    don't even know what the disagreement is about.  I have next unseen a
    lot of notes, I have too much to do right now to be able to keep up. 
    Irregardless of how you feel about the subject, I was taught not to
    treat a lady that way, and hopefully I stick to that, there may have
    been times in the past I have not and if there is someone reading this
    who I have treated in such a manner, I apologise.  
    
    
    Cheers,
    
    Mike
12.9308WAHOO::LEVESQUEsqueal like the pig you areFri Nov 17 1995 12:043
    >Irregardless 
    
     The word is regardless.
12.9309TROOA::COLLINSGo, Subway Elvis!!Fri Nov 17 1995 12:103
    
    Uh-oh, here we go again.  ;^)
    
12.9310GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERRIP Amos, you will be missedFri Nov 17 1995 12:1311
    
    
    
    Yup, the word does mean regardless, nevertheless, it is a word as
    listed in Webster's Ninth New Collegiate Dictionary.
    
    
    hth,
    
    
    Mike
12.9311AHD, p 369WAHOO::LEVESQUEsqueal like the pig you areFri Nov 17 1995 12:177
    Irregardless, adv. _nonstandard_ (italics in the original)
    regardless.
    
     Usage: Irregardless, a double negative, is only acceptable when the
    intent is clearly humorous.
    
     /hth
12.9312whateverGRANPA::MWANNEMACHERRIP Amos, you will be missedFri Nov 17 1995 12:262
    
    You win
12.9313ACISS1::BATTISA few cards short of a full deckFri Nov 17 1995 12:274
    
    .9312
    
    Boy, you give up easily. :-)
12.9314MKOTS3::JMARTINI press on toward the goalFri Nov 17 1995 12:365
   ZZZ     who I have treated in such a manner, I apologise.  
    
    Well I was VERY VERY hurt by this...
    
    (Voice from those guys who made an album of prank calls.)
12.9315ACISS1::BATTISA few cards short of a full deckFri Nov 17 1995 12:422
    
    slow sales day, Jack
12.9316BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't get even ... get odd!!Fri Nov 17 1995 12:523
    
    	That was The Jerky Boys, Jack.
    
12.9317WAHOO::LEVESQUEsqueal like the pig you areFri Nov 17 1995 12:581
    Yep, the jerky boys. Hellooo, it is Kamal!
12.9318ACISS2::LEECHDia do bheatha.Fri Nov 17 1995 13:0011
    TTHT: My car is dead.  Will once again waste a weekend working on it.
    
    Maybe I should get that new car I've been thinking about buying?  Maybe
    this is God's way of telling me to get rid of this junkheap I've been
    driving around and get a real car?
    
    Naahhh....I can still squeeze another 6 months out of it.  I'm sure of
    it!  8^)
    
    
    -steve (feeling cheap today...except on his hi-fi components  8^) )
12.9319MKOTS3::JMARTINI press on toward the goalFri Nov 17 1995 14:011
    I can' even chew popcorn when I drive cab!
12.9320CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend, will you be ready?Fri Nov 17 1995 14:075



 getting cornered in the hall by a close talker..
12.9321MPGS::MARKEYFluffy nutterFri Nov 17 1995 14:085
    
    Oh, a space invader... I hate that! Makes me wish I had one
    of those laser cannons! :-)
    
    -b
12.9322problem solvedGRANPA::MWANNEMACHERRIP Amos, you will be missedFri Nov 17 1995 14:173
    
    
    Just start coughing.......
12.9323CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenFri Nov 17 1995 14:2513
    Steve, when (if) you get the beast running again, drive past a junkyard
    nice and slowly.  Describe in great detail the desolation of being left
    out in the elements year in year out.  The patrons, like buzzards as they
    pick over the carcasses of dead road iron looking for scraps to fix their
    miserable heaps for yet another 500 miles.  Finally, point to the 
    crusher and allow your car to witness the rendering of the useless hulk
    to be melted down and made into Kia, Hyundais, Toyotas and tuna cans. 
    This oughta make your car think twice before breaking down for awhile. 
    After this is done, treat it to an oil change and maybe a new air
    filter.  Fill the washer bottle up and replace the air freshener.  You'll 
    be set until Spring at least.  
    
    Brian
12.9324NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Fri Nov 17 1995 14:335
>                                                Finally, point to the 
>    crusher and allow your car to witness the rendering of the useless hulk
>    to be melted down and made into Kia, Hyundais, Toyotas and tuna cans. 

Don't you mean Mitsubishis and Three Diamonds tuna cans?
12.9325SMURF::BINDEREis qui nos doment uescimur.Fri Nov 17 1995 14:4232
12.9326BUSY::SLABOUNTYErin go braghlessFri Nov 17 1995 15:055
    
    	But popular usage of the word "lady" as being interchangeable
    	with the word "woman" surely means that it is an acceptable
    	substitute.
    
12.9327SMURF::BINDEREis qui nos doment uescimur.Fri Nov 17 1995 15:104
    .9326
    
    Popular usage of obsequy means servile compliance.  That doesn't make
    it right or acceptable.
12.9328MPGS::MARKEYFluffy nutterFri Nov 17 1995 15:236
    
    The worst clam chowder I've had in a long time (among the worst
    ever), courtesy of Sodhexo, or whatever they're called... YUCK!
    The pork rind outweighs the clams. TRIPLE YUCK!
    
    -b
12.9329BUSY::SLABOUNTYErin go braghlessFri Nov 17 1995 15:245
    
    	RE: Dick
    
    	It was a JOKE, son.
    
12.9330MPGS::MARKEYFluffy nutterFri Nov 17 1995 15:3216
    
    While on the subject of usage, I recently wrote an article
    for IEEE Multimedia magazine. The article is about SMSL,
    the ISO standard that I edit. ISO has its own vocabulary
    guidelines that the editors are required to follow. One
    of the words that we use is "prescribe", as in a "standard
    prescribes a particular practice". Prescribe means, "to
    establish rules, to dictate". Since "dictate" has bad
    connotations, we use "prescribe".

    In the article, I used "prescribe" exactly the way we use
    it in standards. The magazine's editor exorcised every
    occurrence of the word from the article, often replacing
    it with less exact synonyms.

    -b 
12.9331GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERRIP Amos, you will be missedFri Nov 17 1995 16:166
    
    
    RE: .9325  Check out #4, Dick.
    
    
    hth,
12.9332Don't change now ;-}DECLNE::REESEToreDown,I'mAlmostLevelW/theGroundFri Nov 17 1995 17:015
    Wannahoney,
    
    You ARE a gentleman; it hasn't gone unnoticed.
    
    
12.9333SMURF::BINDEREis qui nos doment uescimur.Fri Nov 17 1995 17:114
    .9331
    
    Mike, it's that "especially when..." clause that stops me cold in this
    instance.
12.9334GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERRIP Amos, you will be missedFri Nov 17 1995 17:1512
    
    
    Why thank you, Karen, you are very kind.
    
    
    
    
    Dick, I don't follow you, I took that part as referring to the attitude
    of the person making the statement.
    
    
    Mike
12.9335SMURF::BINDEREis qui nos doment uescimur.Fri Nov 17 1995 17:3820
    Mike, if it pleases you, you may consider me an unreconstructed
    exponent of the old school wherein a man must demonstrate that he
    deserves to be called a gentleman, q.v., and a woman must likewise
    demonstrate that she deserves to be called a lady.  My grandmother
    Charlotte Grace Bultman Binder was a lady.  As such, she would not have
    considered it possible, let alone proper, to utter (or write) remarks
    such as the scurrilous quips the woman in question has been throwing
    around in this file.
    
    When I quoted my dictionary's definition of lady, I omitted the
    following usage note:
    
    USAGE NOTE: Lady, a social term, is properly used as a parallel to
    gentleman in order to emphasize norms expected in civil society or in
    situations requiring civil courtesies: She is too much of a lady to
    tell your secrets to her friends. I believe the lady in front of the
    cheese counter was here before me.
    
    In accordance with the standards set before my by this usage note, the
    woman in question most certainly is no lady.
12.9336BSS::S_CONLONA Season of CarneliansFri Nov 17 1995 17:4226
    RE: .9325  Dick Binder

    // I was taught not to
    // treat a lady that way
    
    / woman != lady

    Quite true.  The use of 'lady' as being equivalent to the word 'woman'
    is often contested for the very reason that it suggests that WOMEN
    should be confined to certain behaviors which have been deemed as
    'acceptable' or 'permissible' for human beings who happen to be women.

    It is far more acceptable for men to engage in vigorous debate, even
    when the vigor in the debate goes well beyond the boundaries of
    'gentlemanly' behavior, than it is for women to join men in such
    vigor.  The boundaries of 'ladies' and 'gentlemen' are not the same.
    Neither are the stakes.

    Once a group of men start verbally pounding on a solitary woman,
    it isn't a matter of 'Gee, if she's a lady, then it isn't proper
    to gang up on her, but if she's not a lady, then we can wail on
    her as a group all we like.'

    You need to ask yourself if it's a 'fair fight' for a group of men
    to be verbally pounding on a solitary woman, and are you going to
    be unhappy if she starts pounding you back.
12.9337CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenFri Nov 17 1995 17:451
    Quick!  Name that tune!  Hint: Sonny and Cher.
12.9338MPGS::MARKEYHooter challengedFri Nov 17 1995 17:464
    
    Easy: "Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves".
    
    -b
12.9339POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Wet RaspberriesFri Nov 17 1995 17:464
    
    That Ain't No Way To Treat A Lady, Helen Reddy.
    
    
12.9340ACISS2::LEECHDia do bheatha.Fri Nov 17 1995 17:481
    I am woman, hear me roar.  Helen Reddy.
12.9342SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIif u cn rd ths, u nd to gt a lyfFri Nov 17 1995 17:499
    
    TTHT
    This freakin beard is driving me crazy!!!!!
    
    
    TTLT
    
    If it wasn't for all the compliments I've been getting as to how well
    it looks, I'd shave it off right now!!!!
12.9343MPGS::MARKEYHooter challengedFri Nov 17 1995 17:495
    
    You are woman, Steve? Doesn't this fly in the face of the Founding
    Father thing?
    
    -b
12.9344CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenFri Nov 17 1995 17:491
    Sonny and Cher people, Sonny and Cher.  Sheesh.  
12.9345SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIif u cn rd ths, u nd to gt a lyfFri Nov 17 1995 17:516
    
    re: .9336
    
    I suggest Femini-MeatyLuv hire that 50-ton crane to try and remove the
    massive chip on her shoulder...
    
12.9346GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERRIP Amos, you will be missedFri Nov 17 1995 17:519
    
    
    
    Or, "I Am Woman, Hear Me Bore"
    
    
    
    
    Suit yourself, Dick.  
12.9347PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BFri Nov 17 1995 17:523
  and the beat goes on

12.9348CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenFri Nov 17 1995 17:531
    We have a winnah!  
12.9349POLAR::RICHARDSONCPU CyclerFri Nov 17 1995 17:531
    Helen Reddy wasn't nice to her girlfriends?
12.9350SMURF::BINDEREis qui nos doment uescimur.Fri Nov 17 1995 17:5711
    .9336
    
    You need to ask youself whether your world view, i.e., a group of men
    pounding on a single woman, is accurate.  More than one WOMAN disagreed
    strongly with you and lauded Mark for his stand.  You may or may not
    have noted that I never referred to any of the people opposed to you as
    a gentleman.  Wonder why?
    
    Your problem is that you look at everything in terms of poor little
    Suzanne, martyred by sexist pigs.  The real problem is poor little
    Suzanne, martyr to her own paranoia.
12.9351MPGS::MARKEYHooter challengedFri Nov 17 1995 17:597
    
   > pounding on a single woman, is accurate.  More than one WOMAN disagreed
   > strongly with you and lauded Mark for his stand.
 
    Yeah, like !Joan... (just ask Ragucci) :-) :-)
    
    -b
12.9352TROOA::COLLINSA hayride of hyuks!Fri Nov 17 1995 18:015
    
    I'm no slave to sisterhood.
    
    ;^)
    
12.9353GOOEY::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Fri Nov 17 1995 18:076
    
    
    	Well Andy, if you want, I'll come over, tell you it looks
    	like cow dung and then you'll have an excuse to shave it
    	off.  =)
    
12.9354SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIif u cn rd ths, u nd to gt a lyfFri Nov 17 1995 18:088
    
    <----
    
    Well then... at least I'll get to see the new car you've been promising
    and promising to have me see!!!
    
    :)
    
12.9355GOOEY::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Fri Nov 17 1995 18:106
    
    
    	Ummm....well, uh........  I should run it through the 
    	car wash first  (do we even *have* one in Milford?).
    	Maybe I'll swing by after goin' to the dump tomorrow.  =)
    
12.9356SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIif u cn rd ths, u nd to gt a lyfFri Nov 17 1995 18:126
    
    Yeah... yeah... sure... sure...
    You'll probably have to wash your hair or sumptin...
    
    :) :)
    
12.9357SCAS02::GUINEO::MOOREPerhapsTheDreamIsDreamingUsFri Nov 17 1995 18:154
    
    I am woman, hear me roar.
    
    Please don't treat me like a whore.
12.9358CALLME::MR_TOPAZFri Nov 17 1995 18:1614
       re .9336:
       
       > It is far more acceptable for men to engage in vigorous debate,
       > even when the vigor in the debate goes well beyond the boundaries
       > of 'gentlemanly' behavior, than it is for women to join men in
       > such vigor.  
       
       So.  We can now assume that your dogged propensity to drive home
       the same points over and over and over and over is, at its root,
       due to something as fundamentally simple as penis envy.
       
       Gasp.
       
       --Mr Topaz
12.9359ACISS1::BATTISA few cards short of a full deckFri Nov 17 1995 18:203
    
    why the return of GOOEY::JUDY????  I thought you had a new node
    to note from?? What gives JJ.
12.9360MPGS::MARKEYHooter challengedFri Nov 17 1995 18:214
    
    It's not, in any way, related to Big Macs, is it?
    
    -b
12.9361ACISS1::BATTISA few cards short of a full deckFri Nov 17 1995 18:225
    
    9360
    
    wrong restaraunt -b, think Whopper, or double Whopper.
    
12.9362MPGS::MARKEYHooter challengedFri Nov 17 1995 18:233
    
    or Belgian burgers...
    
12.9363VMSNET::M_MACIOLEKFour54 Camaro/Only way to flyFri Nov 17 1995 18:303
    re: Note 12.9357 by SCAS02::GUINEO::MOORE
    
    What the hell you think she's roaring for?
12.9364BSS::S_CONLONA Season of CarneliansFri Nov 17 1995 18:377
    RE: .9345  Krawiecki
    
    / I suggest Femini-MeatyLuv hire that 50-ton crane to try and remove the
    / massive chip on her shoulder...
    
    Why don't you call the New York Times to suggest arranging a
    pay-per-view so you try to KNOCK it off my shoulder, OJ?
12.9365Or you should...SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIif u cn rd ths, u nd to gt a lyfFri Nov 17 1995 18:434
    
    
    Nope... I'm too scared to. I've come to the realization you've got
    bigger balls than I'll ever have... 
12.9366BSS::S_CONLONA Season of CarneliansFri Nov 17 1995 18:4922
    RE: .9350  Dick Binder
    
    / You need to ask youself whether your world view, i.e., a group of men
    / pounding on a single woman, is accurate. 
    
    Well, I guess it just depends on your definition of 'pounding'.
    The people who seemed to be doing the real pounding (at least until
    I started pounding back) were males.
    
    / Your problem is that you look at everything in terms of poor little
    / Suzanne, martyred by sexist pigs.  The real problem is poor little
    / Suzanne, martyr to her own paranoia.
    
    No, the real problem is poor little Dick (no pun intended).
    
    I've lost track of which nervous breakdown you're on, so who knows
    how many times you've whined to me that you just couldn't talk to me
    anymore before you flip out and talk to me again.
    
    The world almost ended in this conference last week.  Someone used
    a word here in a way you hadn't heard before.  I can't believe you
    managed to survive this experience at all.
12.9367BSS::S_CONLONA Season of CarneliansFri Nov 17 1995 18:507
    RE: .9358  Don Topaz
    
    / So.  We can now assume that your dogged propensity to drive home
    / the same points over and over and over and over is, at its root,
    / due to something as fundamentally simple as penis envy.
    
    Not in this file. :)
12.9368PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BFri Nov 17 1995 18:534
  .9367  aaagagagag.

	conlon  1
	topaz   0
12.9369MPGS::MARKEYHooter challengedFri Nov 17 1995 19:008
    
    RE: .9367

    If ever it happens, it will clearly be by no fault of your own,
    but if you do encounter a man with sizable genitalia, you are
    hereby encouraged not to get hysterical.

    -b
12.9370PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BFri Nov 17 1995 19:012
 .9369  is that the final version?
12.9371MPGS::MARKEYHooter challengedFri Nov 17 1995 19:026
    
    .9370
    
    It is, at the very least, the penultimate version.
    
    -b
12.9372GOOEY::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Fri Nov 17 1995 19:259
    
    
    	re: Mark
    
    	DECWIN was having an upgrade on DECwindows this morning
    	or something so I had to log off of it and log into GOOEY.
    
    	gack.  =)
    
12.9373ACISS1::BATTISA few cards short of a full deckFri Nov 17 1995 19:303
    
    I don't know JJ, GOOEY::JUDY does have that certain something, that
    DECWIN lacks.
12.9374GOOEY::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Fri Nov 17 1995 19:315
    
    
    
    	pppppffftttthh!  =)
    
12.9375TROOA::COLLINSA hayride of hyuks!Fri Nov 17 1995 20:4813
    
    #@$&DAMNED TICKETMASTER IS NOTHING BUT A #@$%DAMNED %$#&@ING RACKET!!!
    
    December 30th show SOLD OUT in a handful of hours...and we all know
    why: those @#%$&ing radio stations buy up the bulk of the tickets
    before they even go on sale so they can dole them out to desperate
    listeners who have nothing better to do all day then listen for the
    radio phone-in contests!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    
    GRRRRR!
    
    >:^(
    
12.9376BUSY::SLABOUNTYGTI 16V - dust thy neighbor!!Fri Nov 17 1995 20:534
    
    	Don't worry, Barry Manilow is bound to be back in the area again
    	soon.
    
12.9377DASHER::RALSTONscrewiti'mgoinhome..Fri Nov 17 1995 21:032
        :)
    
12.9378SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIif u cn rd ths, u nd to gt a lyfFri Nov 17 1995 21:156
    
    
    Sheeeeeeesh !Joan...
    
    No sense getting so hysterical and male-like....
    
12.9379COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertSat Nov 18 1995 04:059
	Thinking about all the work the Carlisle-based Savoyard Light
	Opera Company put into doing such a fine performance of such
	a lousy show, Romberg & Hammerstein's New Moon.

	Which reminds me of the Brewpub across the street from Chinatown
	(former site of Theatre District Joyce Chen's) named Brew Moon.

/john
12.9380TROOA::COLLINSA hayride of hyuks!Sat Nov 18 1995 19:398
    
    You simply would not believe the sheer volume of stuff in the hall
    outside my apartment door.  For some reason the filming did not take
    place on Friday; they moved it to Saturday.  Consequently, even as I
    type this, there are about 15 vehicles of all descriptions on the
    street, towers with whopping huge lights shining all over the place
    (inside and out), and a film crew occupying the site like Marines.
    
12.9381GIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Sun Nov 19 1995 19:286
It is pouring with rain.  
There is a big hole in my unbrella (in the middle, of course) .
It's Monday.


\C
12.9382TTHT: Being accused of "stooping to notes diarrhea"DRDAN::KALIKOWDIGITAL=DEC; Reclaim the Name&amp;Glory!Sun Nov 19 1995 20:3615
    Who wuz it by...  The Code Warrior?  I forget.  And just exactly HOW is
    one supposed to position himself while having ANY sort of diarrhea?? 
    Erect??!?  I hardly think so.  
    
    I rest my case.
    
    And _in re_ 417.143 Brian Markey, he of the sly guilt-trippitude on Our
    DougO, fierce crusader:  I thank'ee kindly for repositizing me.  I
    felt, in my various extensions of DougO's cause, that I was sorta doing
    the same to you.
    
    Enjoy...  :-)
    
    |-{:-)
    
12.9383POLAR::RICHARDSONCPU CyclerMon Nov 20 1995 01:172
    You've succumbed to the lowest common denominator. Welcome. It will be
    fun dividing together.
12.9384GIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Mon Nov 20 1995 02:163
the people united?


12.9385CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend, will you be ready?Mon Nov 20 1995 02:2811


  Hurting my back as I picked up a big box of food (to be delivered to
 a family in Nashua) in my pastor's office this morning..it was worth
 it however seeing the look on the face of the recipient.




 Jim
12.9386GIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Mon Nov 20 1995 02:384
Poor Jim. I sympathise.
Time to dig out the hottie and apply to the afflicted area.

\C
12.9387SCASS1::EDITEX::MOOREPerhapsTheDreamIsDreamingUsMon Nov 20 1995 03:163
    
    Congressmen and fat, pasty-faced presidents billowing out of my TV
    screen, telling me they "did what's right for Amerika."
12.9388ACISS2::LEECHDia do bheatha.Mon Nov 20 1995 11:395
    Car is still dead.  Wasn't the fuel-pump relay (I'm out $20) as we
    thought.  Argh.  It's probably a loose wire somewhere, or perhaps
    another relay.  Stupid old cars.  
    
    One of these days I'll quit whining and buy a new one.  8^)
12.9389ACISS1::BATTISA few cards short of a full deckMon Nov 20 1995 12:062
    
    we appreciate that Steve, yes we do.
12.9390Terrible day for the USA...GAAS::BRAUCHERWelcome to ParadiseMon Nov 20 1995 12:266
    
      The Republicans have caved in and sold us out.
    
      Slick is now going on a shopping spree with our money.
    
      bb
12.9391SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Mon Nov 20 1995 12:308
    
    
    	Slick has agreed to a balanced budget in 7yrs, but there are no
    penalties if that goal is not achieved (although I have a hard time
    thinking of a good penalty for our prez...a legal one anyway). :*)
    
    
    jim
12.9392GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERRIP Amos, you will be missedMon Nov 20 1995 12:323
    
    
    How can slick and his cronies claim victory?  How has he "won"? 
12.9393BIGQ::SILVADiabloMon Nov 20 1995 12:4315

	No one has won yet. But Slick won popularity cuz he stuck by his guns,
and would not sign anything that delt with the things he felt needed to be
saved, which made the repubs retool their guns. He won because 47% of the 
Americans thought the repubs caused this to happen, while only 27% thought he 
did. He won because where Dole is so tight laced with Eye of Newt, he lost a 
little of his popularity while Billy boy got some. 

	But it is still a year away before the elections, so no one has REALLY 
won the battle...just some squirmishes. And in less than a month, we have to 
deal with another shutdown, so no one won there, either.


Glen
12.9394GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERRIP Amos, you will be missedMon Nov 20 1995 12:507
    
    
    He stuck by his guns?  He said he would veto the resolution and he did
    not.  Nice spin, Glen.  Typical liberal crap.
    
    
    Mike
12.9395dealtCSLALL::HENDERSONFriend, will you be ready?Mon Nov 20 1995 12:544


 
12.9396BIGQ::SILVADiabloMon Nov 20 1995 13:0716
| <<< Note 12.9394 by GRANPA::MWANNEMACHER "RIP Amos, you will be missed" >>>



| He stuck by his guns?  He said he would veto the resolution and he did
| not.  Nice spin, Glen.  Typical liberal crap.

	Mike, he said that he would NOT give in on welfare, medicare, etc. He
did NOT. And he has agreed to WORK TOWARDS a 7 year, balanced budget. But the
budget has to include EVERYTHING he believes in, or it will be rejected. So
that's why it IS a victory for him, but only a battle. The war will be won for
whoever if/when the budget gets signed into law. 



Glen
12.9397GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERRIP Amos, you will be missedMon Nov 20 1995 13:248
    
    
    
    He said he wouldn't agree to using the CBO numbers and to a set 7
    years.  He did.
    
    
    Mike
12.9398ALPHAZ::HARNEYJohn A HarneyMon Nov 20 1995 15:0016
    C'mon, Mike, it's just as much spin when the republicans say THEY
    won.  Typical conservative claptrap.

    We all LOST.  We went though this charade of "government closing"
    where no money was saved.  We had people genuinely affected (the
    real owners of this place, not gov workers).  We have both parties
    standing tall saying "WE WON, THEY LOST, WE'RE BETTER THAN THEM!!
    VOTE FOR US NEXT TIME!!"

    And most of all, we didn't tighten up anything.  More debt, and a
    "promise" to balance the budget in 7 years.  Yeah, and the check's
    in the mail.

    What a shame.
    \john
12.9399Meaningless.GAAS::BRAUCHERWelcome to ParadiseMon Nov 20 1995 16:0215
    
      Well, for once I agree with Harney.  Weasel words, no commitment
     to cut anything, no commitment to any revenue forecast, so the
     Prex can claim you don't have to cut anything.  They got NOTHING
     for taking the heat, and the budget will just get worse and worse.
    
      I notice that Panetta is crowing about how the agreement doesn't
     mean a thing today.  "Our social priorities take precedence over
     any budget timetable or numbers."
    
      It is a marvel to me if anybody thinks any promise from Slick is
     worth anything.  He'll dump it at the first dip in the polls, no
     matter what he said.
    
      bb
12.9400GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERRIP Amos, you will be missedMon Nov 20 1995 16:0711
    
    
    I didn't hear the repubs "crowing" about anything, John.  I'm not
    saying that everything is coming up roses, I am saying that we 
    have the best opportunity to make headway than we have in a long 
    time. Government is still growing, balanced budget or not.  I don't 
    like that at all.  We need to shrink the fed, this is nothing but a
    very small start.
    
    
    Mike  
12.9401WAHOO::LEVESQUEsmooth, fast, bright and playfulMon Nov 20 1995 16:134
    TTHY: bogus weather for hunting, and no sign of Bambi.
    
    TTHT: chasing my tail for hours this morning, only to discover a
    simple, stupid error at the root of my discontent.
12.9402DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Mon Nov 20 1995 16:208
    
    
    	....that my beau will not be here for Thanksgiving or
    	Christmas.  (air reservations were made for both, before
    	we met)
    
    	=(
    
12.9403BUSY::SLABOUNTYA Parting Shot in the DarkMon Nov 20 1995 16:217
    
    	A real beau would cancel them to show his true love.
    
    	But as long as he's out of town, I guess you're not busy, and
    	I also happen to be not busy.  Whaddaya say we get together
    	for dinner or whatever?
    
12.9404exDECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Mon Nov 20 1995 17:035
    
    
    	Thanks Shawn but I'll pass.  =)   I'll be spending the
    	weekend with my folks and at my class reunion....
    
12.9405SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Mon Nov 20 1995 19:175
    
    	being so darn broke! the bills do drain the account....
    
    
    jim
12.9406CALLME::MR_TOPAZMon Nov 20 1995 19:493
       re .9405:
       
       Learn to live within your means.
12.9407CBHVAX::CBHLager LoutMon Nov 20 1995 19:539
>       Learn to live within your means.

can't be done.  From a personal perspective, my outgoings always seem to be
marginally greater than my income... (although my accounting skills don't
help much, like getting expenses in lieu of having to pay a bill, forgetting
that the bill wasn't paid and spending the money that I thought was free on
a new aquarium is a typical example!)

Chris.
12.9408BUSY::SLABOUNTYAct like you own the companyMon Nov 20 1995 19:553
    
    	I'd say that's more a problem with basic math than accounting.
    
12.9409POLAR::RICHARDSONCPU CyclerMon Nov 20 1995 19:561
    The governments of the world are our example.
12.9410CBHVAX::CBHLager LoutMon Nov 20 1995 20:016
>    	I'd say that's more a problem with basic math than accounting.
    
my maths is fine (I got a grade B at O level), poor memory leading to
disorganisation (or is it the other way 'round?) is nearer the mark...

Chris.
12.9411BUSY::SLABOUNTYAct like you own the companyMon Nov 20 1995 20:036
    
    	In other words, if you'd written down the fact that you wrote out
    	a check, you most definitely would have subtracted it?
    
    	8^)
    
12.9412CBHVAX::CBHLager LoutMon Nov 20 1995 20:107
>    	In other words, if you'd written down the fact that you wrote out
>   	a check, you most definitely would have subtracted it?
    
No, I'd either lose the note, or, in the case of a chequebook stub, forget
to read it!

Chris.
12.9413BUSY::SLABOUNTYAfterbirth of a NationMon Nov 20 1995 20:135
    
    	Oh, so this goes WAY beyond accounting and/or math deficiencies.
    
    	Sorry to hear that.
    
12.9414CBHVAX::CBHLager LoutMon Nov 20 1995 20:155
>    	Oh, so this goes WAY beyond accounting and/or math deficiencies.
    
er, probably.  Just terminal disorganisation...

Chris.
12.9415SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Mon Nov 20 1995 20:3520
    
    	re: live within my means
    
    
    	I do actually, but sometimes those unexpected little hiccups in
    life leave you hurting. When my wife was in the hospital for 9 months
    straight, our income was cut by 1/3 and I was unable to work any
    overtime to make up for it (had to take care of my two children).
    During that time I borrowed money to make the rent, car payments, buy
    food(!), etc. Now we're having to pay back that borrowed money. I still
    make rent on time and pay off all the bills, it's just that there isn't
    much left after all is said and done. If I play my cards right (and the
    stock market doesn't take a nose dive), I should have all my bills paid
    off (besides utilities etc) by mid '96. 
    
    	Living within one's means is sage advice, but life doesn't always
    fall within the budget guidelines....
    
    
    jim
12.9416CBHVAX::CBHLager LoutMon Nov 20 1995 20:447
12.9417Some of us hear ya, JimDECLNE::REESEToreDown,I'mAlmostLevelW/theGroundMon Nov 20 1995 20:538
    Jim,
    
    Hope your box brethren are kinder to you; when I tried to explain
    that we don't all have control over LIFE happenings, I was told
    I should have planned better so there would be no need for sob
    stories.
    
    
12.9418SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Mon Nov 20 1995 21:0312
    
    
    	re: .9417
    
    	Sometimes all the planning in the world doesn't prepare you for
    what can happen. I also don't think many couples in their early 20's
    (with two young children) have a real big nest egg set aside for
    emergencies. 
    
    	But, I don't expect any special treatment in here....:*)
    
    jim
12.9419BIGQ::SILVADiabloMon Nov 20 1995 21:473

	Jim, hope it all works out for you by mid 96! 
12.9420SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Mon Nov 20 1995 21:504
    
    	It will Glen....I'm thinking positive! :)
    
    
12.9421Hang in there!BSS::S_CONLONA Season of CarneliansMon Nov 20 1995 21:515
    Jim, at least you *are* actually paying your bills (which is to
    your credit, no pun intended.)
    
    Some people in your situation can't even do that much.
    
12.9422SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Mon Nov 20 1995 22:037
    
    
    I tried to keep spending to a bare minimum during the tough times (just
    enough food to get by, no nights out, etc) so that the payback wouldn't
    be astronomical. Thanks for the words of encouragement!
    
    jim
12.9423DASHER::RALSTONscrewiti'mgoinhome..Mon Nov 20 1995 22:286
    I live by the 10% rule. I have saved and invested 10% of every dime I
    have earned since I was 21 years old. I remember reading "The Richest
    Man in Babylon" and knowing that it made sense. Follow it and you'll
    never be poor again. 
    
    Oh yah, you might want to work too  :)
12.9424SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Mon Nov 20 1995 22:357
    
    
    	I invest 10% in stock and %9 in Save. Unfortunately, that money is
    not readily available all the time (especially save)....
    
    
    jim
12.9425Neither a borrower nor a lender beMOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Tue Nov 21 1995 02:0331
TTH(not necessarily today):

  I have a lot of power tools. A lot of people who know me know that I have
  a lot of power tools. In general, I'm pretty generous with respect to 
  lending these power tools to others who have a temporary need for them.
  It doesn't generally cost me anything to let someone else use a tool for
  a short time.

  Years ago, I learned there was some fallacy in this rationale. I loaned
  my chainsaw to a neighbor. When I got it back, I found that he'd absolutely
  ruined both the chain and the bar. I kept my silence, and bore the cost of
  a replacement chain and bar. But ever since then I never loaned my chainsaw
  to anyone under any circumstances.

  On most other power tools, I figured I was pretty safe, so I continued to
  loan them pretty regularly.

  Within the past two years, I loaned someone my router. They returned it
  in a reasonable time frame. I never even thought to check the machine
  out after they returned it.

  Tonight, for the first time in the past two years since I loaned it to them,
  I had cause to use the tool. I opened the case, and found, much to my
  chagrin, that the bit they'd used was burned to a crisp, and the collet
  wrench, which is required in order to change bits, was no longer in the
  case, nor were several spare light bulbs that I've kept in there for the
  20+ years that I've owned the tool.

  The worst part is, it's been so long since I loaned the damn thing, I can't 
  even remember who to blame for this treat.

12.9426FWIWCSLALL::HENDERSONFriend, will you be ready?Tue Nov 21 1995 02:1110
>    I live by the 10% rule. I have saved and invested 10% of every dime I
>    have earned since I was 21 years old. I remember reading "The Richest
>    Man in Babylon" and knowing that it made sense. Follow it and you'll
>    never be poor again. 


   I know many people who faithfully plunk 10% of their income in the offering
 plate at church..and as God has promised they have never had a financial
 problem..
12.9427WMOIS::GIROUARD_CTue Nov 21 1995 09:141
    10%? yup, i guess you need money to have financial problems.
12.9428BIGQ::SILVADiabloTue Nov 21 1995 11:554

	Jack, bummer on the power tools. I guess if your router's bit is burned
to a crisp, you must have loaned it to Peg Bundy. :-)
12.9429Voila !GAAS::BRAUCHERWelcome to ParadiseTue Nov 21 1995 12:235
    
      Here's a plan, Jim etc : make a 7 year plan to balance your budget,
     and get Laura Tyson to do the economic forecasts.
    
      bb
12.9430BIGQ::SILVADiabloTue Nov 21 1995 12:276
| <<< Note 12.9429 by GAAS::BRAUCHER "Welcome to Paradise" >>>


| and get Laura Tyson to do the economic forecasts.

	Isn't she the frozen foods czar?
12.9431ACISS1::BATTISA few cards short of a full deckTue Nov 21 1995 12:292
    
    <-- no that would be Mike Tyson
12.9432SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Tue Nov 21 1995 12:357
    
    
    	re: .9429
    
    	hehehehe....:)
    
    
12.9433NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Nov 21 1995 13:037
Speaking of bills, I finally got the phone bill covering the time when
I was home and my wife was in Moldova.  I had called MCI to ask what
the rate was, and they said something like $1.29/minute off peak.
I asked them to add the number I'd call most frequently to my F&F circle.
It turns out that the actual rate was close to $3/minute.  The phone
bill was over $600.  They knocked $100 off when I complained that they
hadn't updated the F&F thing.
12.9434BIGQ::SILVADiabloTue Nov 21 1995 13:068
12.9435ACISS1::BATTISA few cards short of a full deckTue Nov 21 1995 13:075
    
    .943
    
    I will never complain again about my $20-25 phone bills to Georgia,
    no siree Bob.
12.94369433ACISS1::BATTISA few cards short of a full deckTue Nov 21 1995 13:071
    
12.9437DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Tue Nov 21 1995 13:1912
    
    
    
    	...stopping by a certain 'boxer's house TWICE to show him
    	my new car cuz he's been pestering me about it and he has
    	the nerve to not be home either time!  =)
    
    	One more strike and yer out.  You'll have to come to my
    	place to see it.  =)
    
    	JJ
    
12.9438WAHOO::LEVESQUEsmooth, fast, bright and playfulTue Nov 21 1995 13:224
    >	One more strike and yer out.  You'll have to come to my
    >	place to see it.  =)
    
     What kind of punishment is that? :-)
12.9439SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIif u cn rd ths, u nd to gt a lyfTue Nov 21 1995 13:236
    
    re: .9437
    
    Sure.. sure... go ahead... try and weasel out of it with a flimsy
    excuse what no one can verify...
    
12.9440DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Tue Nov 21 1995 13:2310
    
    
    	Ha!  The first time I left a note.  It was on Saturday, after
    	I went to the dump just as I said I would.  1:00pm.
    
    	The second time was last night.......
    
    
    	*Your* turn for weaselin'........  =)
    
12.9441BIGQ::SILVADiabloTue Nov 21 1995 13:253

	You took your new car to the dump? Why? 
12.9442ACISS1::BATTISA few cards short of a full deckTue Nov 21 1995 13:314
    
    .9440
    
    I'll see your weasel, and raise you a weasel.
12.9443SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIif u cn rd ths, u nd to gt a lyfTue Nov 21 1995 13:3210
    
    re: .9440
    
    And where did you leave this non-existent note that was never, ever
    found???
    
    >The second time was last night.......
    
    Monday night's my volley-ball league... sorry...
    
12.9444ACISS1::BATTISA few cards short of a full deckTue Nov 21 1995 13:386
    
    .9443
    
    << Monday night's my volley-ball league.. sorry..
    
    funny, I thought that was your night to wash the cat.
12.9445DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Tue Nov 21 1995 13:4114
    
    
    	re: Glen
    
    	Cuz in Milford they don't have trash pickup (unless you
    	wanna pay $15/mo) so I had to haul my trash to the dump.
    
    	re: Andy
    
    	I tucked it in one of the loops on the bow on the door.  I
    	didn't have any tape and there was no place else to put it.
    
    	so there.  :p
    
12.9446Pay attention...SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIif u cn rd ths, u nd to gt a lyfTue Nov 21 1995 13:435
    
    re: .9444
    
    Thursday...
    
12.9447SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIif u cn rd ths, u nd to gt a lyfTue Nov 21 1995 13:438
    
    
    re: .9445
    
    Ergo, un-provable...
    
    
    I believe the weasel is in your court?
12.9448familyGAAS::BRAUCHERWelcome to ParadiseTue Nov 21 1995 13:454
    
      Are you trying to ferret him out ?
    
      bb
12.9449BIGQ::SILVADiabloTue Nov 21 1995 14:4314

	My dad calls me to tell me that my mom is home. Cool. I will go over
later today. But then he turns around and says just before he hangs up:

	Oh...btw....your aunt died at 3:00 am today. There are no calling
	hours as she is going to be cremated.


	Wow...when it rains, it freakin pours.



Glen
12.9450POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Wet RaspberriesTue Nov 21 1995 14:574
    
    Glen, I'm so sorry.
    
    
12.9451BSS::S_CONLONA Season of CarneliansTue Nov 21 1995 15:014
    Very sorry to hear about your aunt, Glen.
    
    Take care,
    Suzanne
12.9452SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Tue Nov 21 1995 15:064
    
    	sorry to hear that Glen...
    
    jim
12.9453CSC32::M_EVANSruns with scissorsTue Nov 21 1995 15:088
    glen,
    
    I am sorry about the loss of your aunt.  May her passing have been
    peaceful and joyous for her.
    
    hugs
    
    meg
12.9454MILPND::CLARK_DTue Nov 21 1995 15:579
    
    Glen,
    
    Sorry to hear about your Aunt.  I also hope no news brings goods
    about your Mom.
    
    Peace,
    
    Dianne
12.9455GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERRIP Amos, you will be missedTue Nov 21 1995 16:277
    
    
    Doggone, Glen.  Hopefully the news will start getting better for you
    and your family.  Hang in there.
    
    
    Mike
12.9456POLAR::RICHARDSONCPU CyclerTue Nov 21 1995 16:313
    My chambers coil is overloading my comm system.
    
    8^/
12.9457DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Tue Nov 21 1995 16:334
    
    
    	I'm sorry to hear that Glen....
    
12.9458DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Tue Nov 21 1995 16:346
    
    
    	re: Andy
    
    	Hey, it's not my fault you didn't find the note!  harumph.  =)
    
12.9459ACISS2::LEECHDia do bheatha.Tue Nov 21 1995 16:541
    Sorry to hear about your aunt, Glen.  
12.9460SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIif u cn rd ths, u nd to gt a lyfTue Nov 21 1995 17:379
    
    re: .9458
    
    >Hey, it's not my fault you didn't find the note!  harumph.  =)
    
    Is my check in the mail?????
    
     :) :)
    
12.9461WAHOO::LEVESQUEsmooth, fast, bright and playfulTue Nov 21 1995 18:062
    I'm probably going to lose my username for the second time due to a
    system merge, even though I've been around longer. Grrrrr.
12.9462BUSY::SLABOUNTYBuzzword BingoTue Nov 21 1995 18:096
    
    	It'll be strange seeing your entries attributed to WAHOO::
    	instead of WAHOO::LEVESQUE.
    
    	But it's 8 fewer keystrokes.
    
12.9463WAHOO::LEVESQUEsmooth, fast, bright and playfulTue Nov 21 1995 18:103
    Wrong system. That'll stay for the immediate future. It's my athena
    username that's going to change as they merge NACTO into TSATH. (WTF
    kind of name is TSATH, anyway?) grump, grump.
12.9464SCAS02::EDITEX::MOOREPerhapsTheDreamIsDreamingUsTue Nov 21 1995 18:184
    
    Bummer, Glen. Sorry to hear of your loss.
    
    Barry
12.9465ACISS1::BATTISA few cards short of a full deckTue Nov 21 1995 18:184
    
    << what kind of name is TSATH, anyway?) grump, grump.
    
    Just a guess, but, how about this system allows top hooters.
12.9466GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERRIP Amos, you will be missedTue Nov 21 1995 18:207
    
    
    Problems with the brother-in-law.  As I have told a few others in here,
    if I ain't here Monday, letters will be appreciated at the Cumberland
    Maryland Pen.......
    
    Mike
12.9467you can't win...GAAS::BRAUCHERWelcome to ParadiseTue Nov 21 1995 18:267
    
      Me : "Here ya go, on me.  Ski Lodge, transportation, lift tickets,
     rental, food money, Okimo Vermont!!"
    
      Him : "Okimo ?  Generic !!!  Shoulda been Killington, Cheapster."
    
      bb
12.9468CSC32::M_EVANSruns with scissorsTue Nov 21 1995 18:465
    good luck Mike,
    
    remember violence solves few things
    
    meg
12.9469DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Tue Nov 21 1995 19:248
    
    
    	re:  bb
    
    
    	Well that certainly wasn't a very nice response!  Tell
    	'im to stuff it.  =)
    
12.9470ACISS1::BATTISA few cards short of a full deckTue Nov 21 1995 19:282
    
    Mike, iffen I think of it, I'll send you a hacksaw.
12.9471NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Nov 21 1995 19:291
Bake it in a cake, whydoncha?
12.9472ACISS1::BATTISA few cards short of a full deckTue Nov 21 1995 19:324
    
    .9471
    
    that Gerald would be to obvious, I prefer more subtle ways.
12.9473SX4GTO::OLSONDoug Olson, ISVETS Palo AltoTue Nov 21 1995 23:155
    not enough time in the office to even begin to catch up on anything
    truly important, much less soapbox.  maybe in January, when my customer
    isn't reacting like a scalded cat anymore.
    
    DougO
12.9474MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Nov 22 1995 00:5319
.9425 revisited

Having found a wrench that "will do" to enable to me to use the tool again,
I additionally find that the burned bit is "burned in" - pretty much glued
inside the collet from the overheating. This leaves the collet, the collet
nut, and the drive shaft in less than desireable condition. The bulb mounted
in the tool blows within ten minutes of starting operation (wouldn't be a
problem, except the two brand new spares are non-existant, as stated earlier.)
Also, I failed to notice last evening that the owners manual was missing from
the case, and the last "user" made several "adjustments" to the tool which
aren't normally touched in general use.

I REALLY wish I could recall whom the cretin was that I loaned it to last.
The idiot obviously hasn't a firm grasp of the most rudimentary concepts as
to how the tool was to be used. I'm surprised the bit wasn't also dull and
nicked, besides being simply burnt past usefullness, as I assume he may have 
tried to do some stone carving with it while he was at it.


12.9475GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERRIP Amos, you will be missedWed Nov 22 1995 10:248
    
    
    
    Jack, Sounds like the type of person who would adjust it with a hammer.  
    You had better think of who it was lest you loan them something else.
    
    
    Mike
12.9476WAHOO::LEVESQUEsmooth, fast, bright and playfulWed Nov 22 1995 10:303
>I REALLY wish I could recall whom the cretin was that I loaned it to last.
    
    who. nnttm
12.9477SPEZKO::FRASERMobius Loop; see other sideWed Nov 22 1995 10:4314
        Jack - I've been bitten the same way in the past.
        
        I now have 2 simple credos when it comes to tools;
        
                1. Never buy cheap.
        
                2. Never lend tools.

        Andy
        
        PS. Sounds like yer router is shorting in the comm windings,
        probably through inapproriate use - like trying to hog out too
        deep a cut in one pass or similar. Time for a nice plunger maybe?
        
12.9478CALLME::MR_TOPAZWed Nov 22 1995 11:596
       re .9474:
       
       > Having found a wench that "will do" to enable to me to use the
       > tool again
       
       Lucky Jack, indeed.
12.9479ACISS1::BATTISA few cards short of a full deckWed Nov 22 1995 12:108
    
    TTHLN: 
    
    I am forever mired in bowling netherland. A 420 series, it looks to
    be a long season ahead. I guess I have to face the cold harsh reality
    that I will never attain the title of "bowling machine" Oh well, at
    least the beers were cold and the pool balls were running in the
    right direction.
12.9480SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIif u cn rd ths, u nd to gt a lyfWed Nov 22 1995 12:217
    
    
    >pool balls were running in the right direction.
    
    
    Bad undertow????
    
12.9481ACISS2::LEECHDia do bheatha.Wed Nov 22 1995 12:3514
    .9479
    
    Yes, your series disqualifies you as a "bowling machine" for the entire
    year.  Don't feel too bad, though, I only did 10-20 pins better in my
    last series on Friday night.  My average plummeted from 209 to 199 in
    one week (and this was my 7th week of bowling on Friday night). 
    
    I too am unqualified for the much touted "bowling machine" title. 
    8^)  And with my pulled groin muscle keeping me off the lanes, I can
    only imagine how I will bowl next time out.  It should prove
    interesting.  It's been a strange season, it has.
    
    
    -steve
12.9482WAHOO::LEVESQUEsmooth, fast, bright and playfulWed Nov 22 1995 12:503
    TTHT: can't keep up with the youngsters anymore. Hurting puppy this am,
    and I really didn't drink all that much. The failure to consume solids 
    undoubtedly exacerbated this condition.
12.9483GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERRIP Amos, you will be missedWed Nov 22 1995 12:588
    
    
    Nah, it's just old age, Doc.  Happens to the best of us, hell, look at
    Hank. ;')
    
    
    
    Mike
12.9484Router salvageable?NETCAD::FORSBERGNIPG, Hub Products GroupWed Nov 22 1995 13:029
    re: .9425
    
    Does the motor still work?  I couldn't tell from your description.
    
    If the main problem is that the bit is stuck in the collet, I can
    suggest some techniques to free it.  Unless you mean that it's
    literally welded in there.
    
    HTH
12.9485MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Nov 22 1995 13:074
Yes - the motor runs fine. Doesn't smell like the windings have
been toasted at all. And I did free the bit, with much difficulty,
however, as stated, the collet is a mess.

12.9486SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIif u cn rd ths, u nd to gt a lyfWed Nov 22 1995 13:107
    
    Jack?
    
     Can I borrow it after it's fixed???
    
     :) :)
    
12.9487NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Nov 22 1995 13:275
>        PS. Sounds like yer router is shorting in the comm windings,
>        probably through inapproriate use - like trying to hog out too
>        deep a cut in one pass or similar. Time for a nice plunger maybe?

He'll need a plunger after he tries to flush his old router.
12.9488MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Nov 22 1995 13:303
Ackshually, I've got a plunge router as well, but it doesn't take the
edge guide attachment that the straight does, and the application in 
question required the edge guide.
12.9489Repetez: It's only a computer. It's only aaeerrggghhaarrrrDECWIN::RALTOClinto Barada NiktoWed Nov 22 1995 13:4512
    My cousin, Mister Pentium-133 Power User, definitely picked the wrong
    time to tweak me last night about my "Fred Flintstone-mobile" 386SX-16,
    after my recent frustrations trying to get my new 486 motherboard to
    work (I probably "broke" it myself, see, after spending hours and hours
    installing it myself, as I described in the PeeCee conference).
    
    I'm a non-violent person by nature, but right now I'm giving some serious
    thought to celebrating Thanksgiving by taking the thing out to the driveway
    and smashing it with a sledgehammer until there are no pieces larger than,
    oh, half a square inch.  Would I get arrested and/or committed for this?
    
    Chris
12.9490SMURF::BINDEREis qui nos doment uescimur.Wed Nov 22 1995 13:515
    .9489
    
    Not only would you not get arrested or commited, but you'd also have
    the opportunity to buy a Mac without having to worry about all the
    money you wasted on PeeCee software.
12.9491act of contrition...GAAS::BRAUCHERWelcome to ParadiseWed Nov 22 1995 13:575
    
      Chris - yes, but they'll let off if you switch to Win95, sort of,
     "time already served", "he's suffered enough", etc...
    
      bb
12.9492ACISS1::BATTISA few cards short of a full deckWed Nov 22 1995 14:104
    
    .9490
    
    and now a word from our sponsor. :-)
12.9493SCASS1::EDITEX::MOOREPerhapsTheDreamIsDreamingUsWed Nov 22 1995 14:333
    .9478
    
    That was a real gem.
12.9494CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend, will you be ready?Fri Nov 24 1995 02:2610



 Phone call from ex MIL trying to lay a guilt trip on me.




 Jim
12.9495CALLME::MR_TOPAZFri Nov 24 1995 11:534
       Thanks for continuing to share, Jim, even the most uninteresting
       minutiae of your diurnal trials.
       
       --Mr Topaz
12.9496LJSRV2::KALIKOWPartially sage, &amp; rarely on timeFri Nov 24 1995 15:012
    Wot, Jim's passing a kidney stone?  WOT??!!?
    
12.9497CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend, will you be ready?Fri Nov 24 1995 16:348


 Oh, I'm so priveleged...Mr. Topaz commented on one of *my* notes!



 Jim
12.9498SCASS1::GUINEO::MOOREPerhapsTheDreamIsDreamingUsSat Nov 25 1995 04:194
    
    Mr. Topaz, short-timer, and raring to show his true colors...
    
    ;^P
12.9499LJSRV2::KALIKOWBuddy, can youse paradigm?Sat Nov 25 1995 04:313
    Did I miss his "I'm going away on date X and going to do Job Y at
    company Z"??
    
12.9500CSC32::J_OPPELTWanna see my scar?Sat Nov 25 1995 13:371
    	Proptop -- see 595.*
12.9501BIGQ::SILVADiabloSun Nov 26 1995 15:501
<---Joe, you logging in from home??? :-)
12.9502TROOA::COLLINSThe manual is pure fiction.Sun Nov 26 1995 16:463
    
    Slushy snow.
    
12.9503MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Mon Nov 27 1995 00:224
>    Slushy snow.
    
  . . . which delayed afternoon departures from Toronto's Pearson Airport
  by more than an hour.
12.9504SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Mon Nov 27 1995 09:415
    
    
    	the flu....{sniff}
    
    
12.9505MAIL1::CRANEMon Nov 27 1995 09:473
    Finding out late last week that I have carpel tunnel and must see a
    surgeon and still no word on my sister. I figure the surgey will wait
    until after I finish fire fighting school in late Dec.
12.9506SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Mon Nov 27 1995 09:556
    
    	Good luck with the school! Hope the carpel tunnel works out ok for
    you....
    
    
    jim
12.9507Nice to meet youTROOA::TEMPLETONNo sugar addedMon Nov 27 1995 11:2510
    TTHLF
    
    That I didn't get a chance to spend more time with mz_deb, Jack and
    Glenn while they were here.
    
    
    Well (sigh) maybe next time :-)
    
    
    joan
12.9508mlevesqu: how intuitive!WAHOO::LEVESQUEsmooth, fast, bright and playfulMon Nov 27 1995 11:382
    THRRRRRHT: a new, utterly bogus username. No files. No way to get any
    work done. GREAT JOB ON THE MERGE, GUYS!
12.9509TROOA::COLLINSThe manual is pure fiction.Mon Nov 27 1995 11:393
    
    I'm sorry, do we know you?
    
12.9510MAIL1::CRANEMon Nov 27 1995 11:472
    .9509
    To whom is this question for?
12.9511TROOA::COLLINSThe manual is pure fiction.Mon Nov 27 1995 11:558
    
    Ray,
    
    'Twas for The Doctah (the virtual equivalent of sticking my arm
    into a tiger cage and yelling "Here kitty kitty kittyOWWWWWWW!).
    
    :^)
    
12.9512POLAR::RICHARDSONCPU CyclerMon Nov 27 1995 13:463
    The ground and sky are pretty much invisible here today.
    
    8^/
12.9513GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERRIP Amos, you will be missedMon Nov 27 1995 13:483
    
    
    Open your eyes......
12.9514MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Mon Nov 27 1995 13:543
So sorry, Glenn. They're predicting a high in the 60's tomorrow for
Eastern MA and Southern NH.

12.9515GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERRIP Amos, you will be missedMon Nov 27 1995 13:554
    
    
    
    Time to uncover the pool, eh Jack? :')
12.9516ACISS1::BATTISA few cards short of a full deckMon Nov 27 1995 14:003
    
    fog and rain in Chicago. Supposed to turn to snow later this afternoon.
    Aren't we lucky Glenn?
12.9517POLAR::RICHARDSONCPU CyclerMon Nov 27 1995 14:282
    If I was the owner of a ski hill, I would consider myself to be lucky
    right now.
12.9518WMOIS::GIROUARD_CMon Nov 27 1995 14:502
    my body. it's pretty mad at me for raking 108 (39 gal.) bags of leaves
    this weekend (along with copius amounts of beer).
12.9519PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BMon Nov 27 1995 14:553
   .9518  the beer probably would have been easier with a shovel.
	  of course, that's just my theory.
12.9520SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Mon Nov 27 1995 14:557
    
    	re: .9519
    
    	I prefer a wet vac.....
    
    
    
12.9521WMOIS::GIROUARD_CMon Nov 27 1995 15:412
    see, that's why i read 'n write in here... you just learn do darn
    much.
12.9522CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenMon Nov 27 1995 17:148
    tthrecently.... 
    
    Service people that promise to follow up and never do.  No courtesy to
    return calls, no courtesy to explain status, rude behavior by
    wife/dispatcher.  Anyone know of a reliable heating contractor in
    Leominster/Fitchburg?  
    
    Brian
12.9523timingPENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BMon Nov 27 1995 17:2713
   TTH with a passion, in general: shopping

   i'm not sure what possessed me to venture out to the pheasant lane
   mall on friday.  el grande mistake.  just as i was arriving, apparently,
   they had a power failure.  i found this out as i was walking up to
   the door at filene's, got back into my car, and then spent the next
   hour in the mall parking lot with approximately nine million other
   people who were trying to leave.  we were at a complete standstill for
   at least 20 minutes.  sort of amusing watching people trying to be
   clever though, with their cute little fruitless maneuvers.  aagag.
 

12.9524GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERRIP Amos, you will be missedMon Nov 27 1995 17:376
    
    
    Yup, the maneuvers you see in the lots is great, eh Di?  One of my favs
    is the "pretend I don't see them" ploy.  These people are concentrating
    so hard on looking straight ahead and pretending they don't see you
    that it looks like their head is going to explode. :')
12.9525ACISS1::BATTISA few cards short of a full deckMon Nov 27 1995 18:213
    
    nah, Mike. My favorite is some jamoke, who holds up an entire row
    just to get a space closer. These people need the excercise to boot.
12.9526BUSY::SLABOUNTYThis Son of a Gun for HireMon Nov 27 1995 18:317
    
    	Mark, we have people out here in MA that do the same thing on the
    	highways when approaching their exit ramp.  Why don't they move
    	over to the right lane until the last second?  Because they can
    	pass 2 more cars and get 2 car lengths closer than they were be-
    	fore.  Idiots.
    
12.9527MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Mon Nov 27 1995 18:3919
Fun Games to Play in Mall Parking Lots at the Holiday Season, Part 2 -

When you obtain a few purchases, but have not yet completed your shopping,
walk your bags out to the car for safekeeping before returning to the mall. 
This will frustrate the parking space buzzards as they track you, only to 
find that you haven't any intention of making space for them. Meanwhile,
other good spaces that they might have had are now gone.

Variation 1A - When actually exiting the mall and heading for your car,
  do NOT go directly to your car, but "fake" the destination one or more
  times. E.G. walk in a determined fashion to a car that is not yours,
  approach the driver's door, have any companions approach passenger doors,
  fiddle in your pocket/purse for a few moments as if searching for keys.
  Then throw all your hands in the air in unison, depart from the vehicle,
  walk to another vehicle (not yours) at least 50 yards away, and repeat.
  The odds are good that by the time you reach your own car, the buzzards
  will have gotten so pissed off that no one will be trying to violate
  the laws of physics by attempting to co-occupy your space before you
  vacate it.
12.9528CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenMon Nov 27 1995 18:466
    Walking down the row adjacent to the one you are actually in and then
    cutting through to your car works well also.  Kind of like a down and
    out play :-).  Of course, this isn't half as much fun when I am one o'
    the parking lot pouncers.  
    
    Brian
12.9529POLAR::RICHARDSONCPU CyclerMon Nov 27 1995 18:471
    This troubles me.
12.9530ACISS1::BATTISA few cards short of a full deckMon Nov 27 1995 18:504
    
    you know, I kinda like Brian and lucky Jack's games, yes I do.
    
    It puts the fun back into shopping. :-)
12.9531PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BMon Nov 27 1995 18:523
  unnecessary cruelty.  not that i haven't done it.

12.9532CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend, will you be ready?Mon Nov 27 1995 18:5614



 I like that down and out play..I also get a certain pleasure out of carting
 a whole bunch of stuff back to my car while the buzzards circle (as Jack
 so eloquently put it)only to deposit said stuff in the trunk and heading
 back for another round.  However, when I'm on the receiving end, my joy
 is considerably less pronounced.




 Jim
12.9533CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenMon Nov 27 1995 19:2417
    Well Jim, you certainly have the holiday spirit.  Tis much better to
    give than to receive isn't it?  :-)  In a vain attempt to avert any
    discomfiture of my person by visiting one of the bastions of seasonal
    schlock, I will attempt to do all of my shopping via telephone
    employing the bill to/send to option.  As usual, I will be forced to
    spend at least one grueling episode getting malled while being treated
    to endless off tune rednitions or *your* favorite holiday tunes done in
    grand Muzak style while dodging screaming little urchins with a
    forefinger firmly embedded up to the second knuckle in their nasal
    cavity as they clutch at and wail for the latest in Thomas the Tank
    Engine paraphenalia.  I will be trapped by hordes of clueless shoppers
    congregating at the tops of escalators to deliberate on the game plan
    for souring the second floor looking for that extra special gift for uncle
    Frank because he already has a Chia Pet and The Clapper.  After all,
    just what do you get the man that has everything?  
    
    Brian
12.9534POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Tummy TimeMon Nov 27 1995 19:274
    
    Penicillin?
    
    
12.9535POLAR::RICHARDSONCPU CyclerMon Nov 27 1995 19:301
    Oh, I wish some one would give me a nice big box of Penicillin.
12.9536ACISS1::BATTISA few cards short of a full deckMon Nov 27 1995 19:324
    
    .9533
    
    that was funny.
12.9537MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Mon Nov 27 1995 19:322
A new router?

12.9538ACISS1::BATTISA few cards short of a full deckMon Nov 27 1995 19:334
    
    .9535
    
    why, how about a nice box_of_blush.
12.9539GIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Mon Nov 27 1995 19:395
The weather bureau is guesstimating temps of between 34 and 38 degrees today.
It's only Novembuary.  It's not s'posed to get this hot. 


\C
12.9540MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Mon Nov 27 1995 19:402
You should hear the ruckus from all the violins here in New England, Chele.

12.9541CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend, will you be ready?Mon Nov 27 1995 19:4213




 I think they should move Christmas to July.  The stores are much less
 crowded then.





 Jim
12.9542BUSY::SLABOUNTYTo the Batmobile ... let's go!!!Mon Nov 27 1995 19:474
    
    	If you buy Jell-O, DON'T let it sit for 2-3 hours before eating
    	it.  Yuck.
    
12.9543GIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Mon Nov 27 1995 19:569
Ready-made jelly is vile (she said in a completely un-biased tone)

 I like aeroplane jelly,
 aeroplane jelly for me....

but it take a while to set with this *heeeeeeat*


\C
12.9544POLAR::RICHARDSONCPU CyclerMon Nov 27 1995 19:581
    I don't think that's going to fly.
12.9545WAHOO::LEVESQUEsmooth, fast, bright and playfulTue Nov 28 1995 10:599
    >Variation 1A - When actually exiting the mall and heading for your car,
    >do NOT go directly to your car, but "fake" the destination one or more
    >times. E.G. walk in a determined fashion to a car that is not yours,
    >approach the driver's door, have any companions approach passenger doors,
    >fiddle in your pocket/purse for a few moments as if searching for keys.
    >Then throw all your hands in the air in unison, depart from the vehicle,
    >walk to another vehicle (not yours) at least 50 yards away, and repeat.
    
     I'll take people with too much time on their hands for $200, Alex.
12.9546CNTROL::JENNISONRevive us, Oh LordTue Nov 28 1995 11:403
    
    	You were waiting for that space, huh doc ?
    
12.9547TROOA::COLLINSThe manual is pure fiction.Tue Nov 28 1995 11:4311
    
    My wife's flight to Barbados was aborted during takeoff this morning.
    
    Nothing like a high-speed brake to the end of the runway to promote
    confidence in the miracle of flight.
    
    Now she's going to be subject to some Byzantine rerouting, and lose
    a day in the sun.
    
    But at least she's safe.
    
12.9548CNTROL::JENNISONRevive us, Oh LordTue Nov 28 1995 11:505
    
    	It's awfully soon after the wedding to be upset because your
    	wife hasn't left the country quickly enough...
    
    
12.9549POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Tummy TimeTue Nov 28 1995 12:133
    
    I thought she was going to the Bahamas, !Joan?
    
12.9550TROOA::COLLINSThe manual is pure fiction.Tue Nov 28 1995 12:314
    
    I *think* it's Barbados.  Could be Bahamas.  Or Bermuda.  Wherever it
    is, it'll be much warmer than Toronto.   :^)
    
12.9551ACISS1::BATTISA few cards short of a full deckTue Nov 28 1995 12:327
    
    9549
    
    << I thought she was going to the Bahamas, !Joan?
    
    deb, that is what Karen wanted !Joan to believe. Separate vacations
    already, my dear.
12.9552CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenTue Nov 28 1995 12:351
    Sounds like a Beach Boys song........
12.9553BIGQ::SILVADiabloTue Nov 28 1995 12:393

	And she's not taking Joan? Smart woman.... :-)
12.9554WAHOO::LEVESQUEsmooth, fast, bright and playfulTue Nov 28 1995 12:451
    discovering a hole in my shirt.
12.9555ACISS1::BATTISA few cards short of a full deckTue Nov 28 1995 12:482
    
    that's what buttons are for. hth
12.9556HANNAH::MODICAConstant WhitewaterTue Nov 28 1995 12:4912
    
    o Covering for my boss. Tis a lot of work and I'm way behind 
      noting. 
    
    o Hearing yet more anti_italian slurs from brother-in-law
      during a party over the thanksgiving weekend.
    
    
    Anyhow, just a quick note to say that I hope you're all doing well
    and I'll note when I get a chance.
    
    						Hank
12.9557POLAR::RICHARDSONCPU CyclerTue Nov 28 1995 13:111
    Digging out of 300 mm of snow.
12.9558ACISS1::BATTISA few cards short of a full deckTue Nov 28 1995 13:364
    
    .9557
    
    I won't bitch then of the ice and 4 inches we got last night.
12.9559BUSY::SLABOUNTYWeird Al Yankovic in '96Tue Nov 28 1995 13:415
    
    	RE: Glenn
    
    	Well, at least it wasn't a foot.
    
12.9560Dilated eyes, glare from eyedrops...GAAS::BRAUCHERWelcome to ParadiseTue Nov 28 1995 13:476
    
      The ophtalmologist just told me I need reading glasses.  So now
     all of you know why my replies don't seem to have much to do with
     the topic.
    
      bb
12.9561ACISS1::BATTISA few cards short of a full deckTue Nov 28 1995 13:565
    
    .9560
    
    bb, that's great news. I thought you were taking after kirby, and I
    was getting troubled.
12.9562CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenTue Nov 28 1995 16:124
    CLASSIFIED_ADS 4.760......... Never a good time for this to happen even
    under the best of circumstances.
    
    Brian
12.9563CNTROL::JENNISONRevive us, Oh LordTue Nov 28 1995 16:206
    
    	TTHT:
    
    	Wasting the morning... successfully mangling some test code last
    	week has apparently *not* made me an expert...
    
12.9564LANDO::OLIVER_Bhysterical elitistTue Nov 28 1995 16:241
    oh, karen, how mundane. :-)
12.9565POLAR::RICHARDSONCPU CyclerTue Nov 28 1995 16:251
    <---- You'll have to do better than that.
12.9566CNTROL::JENNISONRevive us, Oh LordTue Nov 28 1995 16:328
    
    	Glenn's right.  You need to use at least three lines, and you
    	need to subtly get across the point that you are one of "those
    	who count", and I am not.
    
    	I'll enter some more mundane stuff (I've got lots of it) so you
    	can practice.
    
12.9567GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERRIP Amos, you will be missedTue Nov 28 1995 16:456
    
    
    People referencing notes in other files that we haven't a clue what
    they are about.
    
    
12.9568how's this? :-)LANDO::OLIVER_Bhysterical elitistTue Nov 28 1995 16:453
    Spare us your extraordinary need to share the stupefying minutiae
    of your morning's work.  May I guess your motive?  Surely it must
    be sadism; it serves no other purpose.
12.9569GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERRIP Amos, you will be missedTue Nov 28 1995 16:472
    
    Bravo, bravo.  It has a good beat and it's easy to dance to.....
12.9570CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenTue Nov 28 1995 17:199
    So sorry Mike, I was only following a long honored and apparently
    annoying tradition of making references to other notes in this or other
    conferences without reposting without permission.  In this case, it
    is about a woman soliciting articles of clothing and sundry household
    goods for a single female relative with three children who lost many or
    most of their belongings to a house fire recently.  Oh, they didn't
    have any insurance either.  
    
    Brian
12.9571GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERRIP Amos, you will be missedTue Nov 28 1995 17:235
    
    
    Thanks for the fill in, Bri.  Yours was the second today, that's why I
    said something.  Does it say how old the kids are and what sex tehy
    are?
12.9572ACISS1::BATTISA few cards short of a full deckTue Nov 28 1995 17:265
    
    .9568
    
    bonnie, has topaz taken control of your terminal??? That was great,
    so topazish, it sent shivers down me spine, it did.
12.9573CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenTue Nov 28 1995 17:312
    Girl's clothing only, size 6/7.  Woman's clothing size 14-16.  Boy's
    stuff not affected.  Misc. kitchen and bath stuff also needed.  
12.9574practicing for a mr. t writing contestLANDO::OLIVER_Bhysterical elitistTue Nov 28 1995 18:016
    .9568
    
    I find that impossible to believe since it should be as plain
    as day to you (as it is to others) that you are spineless.  No 
    spine, no shivers.  But take heart; think backbone transplants.
    And try to sit up straight. 
12.9575CNTROL::JENNISONRevive us, Oh LordTue Nov 28 1995 18:069
    
    	Well, then, it's decided.  The 'box *can* live without
    	Mr. T.  Bonnie will fill his shoes.
    
    	Karen
    
    	*aside to Bonnie - Need a shovel ?
    
    
12.9576GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERRIP Amos, you will be missedTue Nov 28 1995 18:067
    
    
    
    What have we here, another boxer with personalities>1?
    
    
    
12.9577overstatement...GAAS::BRAUCHERWelcome to ParadiseTue Nov 28 1995 18:074
    
      Personalities ?  Don't exaggerate - we're talking Ms. Topaz here.
    
      bb
12.9578DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Tue Nov 28 1995 18:237
    
    
    	TTHT    FrameMaker.  I've never been formally trained on it
    		and this is the second test spec I've been asked to
    		import into FrameMaker and edit. I'm *not* having
    		a good time.
    
12.9579BUSY::SLABOUNTYWould you care for a McSeal,sir?Tue Nov 28 1995 19:127
    
    	I hate seeing "9 new notes", only to come in here and find that
    	Ladi Di is just updating the directory listings.
    
    	Can't you somehow mark all those as "seen", so we don't have to
    	look at them all the time?
    
12.9580NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Nov 28 1995 19:131
Poor baby.
12.9581TROOA::COLLINSRobobar: The Future Of HospitalityTue Nov 28 1995 19:135
    
    .9579
    
    Your life just lurches from one hellish incident to another, eh Shawn?
    
12.9582It's in your NOTES$NOTEBOOKMOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Tue Nov 28 1995 19:132
Sure - just give her the password to your account and she'll fix it right up.

12.9583PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BTue Nov 28 1995 19:162
   .9579  aagagag.  a leetle inside joke, if i'm not mistaken. ;>
12.9584Yes, it was ... here's the entry aimed at me for the same thingBUSY::SLABOUNTYWould you care for a McSeal,sir?Tue Nov 28 1995 19:2213
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Note 1377.0                      disappointment                        6 replies
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Is there anyone else besides me who repeatedly says

	"oh good, 3 new notes in xxxxx_xxxxxxxx !"

hoping for a fun new puzzle, only to be disappointed that the 3 new
notes once again are just some boring directory lists of the old notes ?

Thanks.
    
12.9585PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BTue Nov 28 1995 19:242
   .9584  that wasn't me though, just to clear that up.
12.9586BIGQ::SILVADiabloTue Nov 28 1995 19:3012

	I get home last night around 9:00. I pick up the phone to make a call
and guess what? It's dead. GRRRR! My roomate is gone for a week in Cincinnati,
and the phone is in his name. I found this months bill, and there was only this
month's payment that was not made. I came into work this morning and called the
phone company. They said it happens all the time, and it will be fixed from in
the office. She said I may not have service though for another 24 hours. Sigh.
I hope when I go home that someone fixed it. 


Glen
12.9587NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Nov 28 1995 19:312
Roommate.  NNTTM.  And Andy K, can you fix the title to the roommate topic in
C_A, please?
12.9588A lighter wallerXEDON::JENSENTue Nov 28 1995 23:375
    Bring my noisy little auto to the mechanic this morning.
    Find out that the exhaust manifold has cracked in half.
    No used parts available from local junk yards.
    New manifold costs $203, plus labor.
    
12.9589USAT05::SANDERRWed Nov 29 1995 00:575
    I pilled the old back out again; feels like I really hurt it this
    tiome...maybe a little heat will work
    
    Not Roger
    
12.9590MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Nov 29 1995 01:452
TTHT:
    38 deg. F  swings in temperature in less than 12 hours.
12.9591I _really_ wanna mail 'em before Xmas Eve this yearMOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Nov 29 1995 01:494
TTHT:
    Already received two Christmas cards but my inkjet printer, which is
    charged with label printing, is still on the blink.

12.9592CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend, will you be ready?Wed Nov 29 1995 01:566


 I couldn't believe the drop in temp between about 12:45 PM (when
 I left the bldg for lunch) and 6:35PM when I departed work for
 home..eesh..
12.9593CALLME::MR_TOPAZWed Nov 29 1995 10:226
       re .9587:
       
       Be fair.  You should at least be bubbly at the proper spelling of
       Cincinnati, unless the latter was in fact a typo.
       
       --Mr Topaz
12.9594MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Nov 29 1995 10:285
TTHT:
    10 cm. - damn - he's got me doing it now - 4 in. of heavy, wet snow.

    And me, fresh out of bags.

12.9595I'm rethinking the architectural plansMOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Nov 29 1995 11:2310
TTH:
    In my mail yesterday was an envelope from the publisher of the 
    Mont Vernon community newspaper which just started up about six
    months ago.

    It seems as though, due to declining interest (only 50 subscriptions
    and under 100 news stand sales per issue), she's no longer able to
    continue publishing. She was returning the remainder of the 1st year's
    subscription cost to the subscribers. Included was the six dollar check.

12.9596SMURF::WALTERSWed Nov 29 1995 11:552
    Helping to  push some big ole car up a slope and getting sprayed
    with slush from the rear wheels.
12.9597ACISS1::BATTISA few cards short of a full deckWed Nov 29 1995 12:272
    
    <----  next time offer to steer
12.9598SMURF::WALTERSWed Nov 29 1995 12:301
    There won't be a next time.  I'll drive around the bugger.
12.9599NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Nov 29 1995 13:073
>                             -< A lighter waller >-

Skinny Waller?
12.9600snarf?CBHVAX::CBHLager LoutWed Nov 29 1995 13:160
12.9601CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenWed Nov 29 1995 13:2311
    Snow + 99% of the driving population = total pandemonium.  I hate
    Winter.  I hate Winter.  I hate Winter.  I hate Winter.  I hate Winter. 
    I hate Winter.  I hate Winter.  I hate Winter.  I hate Winter.  I hate 
    Winter.  I hate Winter.  I hate it, I hate it, I hate it.  Yes, I realize 
    I put getting new skis in the TTL note.  It is a mere diversion to get me 
    through the long dark dreariness of yet another New English Winter.  
    
    Free clue to the driving impaired.  If the conditions scare you, don't
    effing go out.  
    
    Brian
12.9602LANDO::OLIVER_Bhysterical elitistWed Nov 29 1995 13:305
    oh, the weather outside is frightful!
    but inside it's so delightful!
    so as long as blah blah blah
    let it snow! let it snow! let is snow!
     
12.9603POLAR::RICHARDSONCPU CyclerWed Nov 29 1995 13:311
    When does the blah blah blah start?
12.9604LANDO::OLIVER_Bhysterical elitistWed Nov 29 1995 13:381
    right after the cheese and crackers.
12.9605DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Wed Nov 29 1995 13:396
    
    
    	...that it's going to get cold tonite and if the roads
    	aren't clear I'll be driving to class (30-45 mins in good
    	weather) on ice......
    
12.9606CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend, will you be ready?Wed Nov 29 1995 13:425



 45 minutes to go the 7 miles from exit 4 to exit 3 on 93 in NH.
12.9607The loonies are out in full force this morning ...BRITE::FYFEWed Nov 29 1995 13:4411
Lots of cars off the road this morning .... Several fender benders

Accident in front of the Pelham HS as kids try to get to school (big surprise).

I was cut off three times on my way to work.

What makes folks think you can stop faster than they can accelerate in this
stuff?

Doug.
12.9608CNTROL::JENNISONRevive us, Oh LordWed Nov 29 1995 13:4511
    	
    	Lemme get this straight, Brian.
    
    	You hate winter, so to pass the time, you go out into the
    	wintery weather and freeze your butt-tocks off for hours ?
    
    	Makes sense to me!
    
    	Karen
    
    	
12.9609ACISS1::BATTISA few cards short of a full deckWed Nov 29 1995 13:484
    
    did the MA and NH people forget how to drive since you had snow last???
    
    oh and JJ, try ice skates.
12.9610DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Wed Nov 29 1995 13:5515
    
    
    	re: Mark
    
    	Uh, no thanks.  =)
    
    
    	forgot one... TTHLN  hearing on the news about those two 6-week
    	old puppies that were found in a cellar in Dorchester with a 
    	dead pit bull.  Seems they were victims of organized dog fighting.
    
    	I despise people like that and I'm sure there's a reserved
    	spot for them in ****.
    
    	JJ
12.9611CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenWed Nov 29 1995 14:0312
    Yup, that's exactly what I do.  Besides, I get paid for it, my equipment
    ends up costing me close to nothing, and I get a free winter clothing. 
    It also beats turning into a puddle for the next five months.  Outdoor 
    activities like skiing help keep me a little less insane during the 
    winter.  I still hate the consistently <r.o.> road conditions and never 
    being able to get your car clean, inside or out.  The legions of clueless 
    morons without idea one about how to drive on dry roads let alone when 
    there is ice and snow.  The need to bag all of that snow removed from the
    driveway for proper disposal.  For me, Winter is to be survived, not
    celebrated.  YMMV.
    
    Brian
12.9612ACISS1::BATTISA few cards short of a full deckWed Nov 29 1995 14:163
    
    do you people really bag your snow for disposal??? I thought it was
    a joke. Wow, only out east.
12.9613SMURF::MSCANLONinspiteofmyrageiamstilljustaratinacageWed Nov 29 1995 14:2519
    An hour to leisurely drive through downtown Nashua from
    Merrimack.  I wouldn't take the highway, no siree, that was
    all backed up.  Downtown wasn't a heck of a lot better.
    
    Add to this two sick ferrets who are insisting on decorating
    my home with green diarrhea for Christmas, and who firmly believe 
    that any attempt to medicate them would result in their immediate
    demise. A cat you can get a grip on. In a pinch you can pin them down
    on the countertop and medicate them.  Ferrets, on the other
    hand, weighing less than 2lbs apiece, are much tougher, wiggle
    much harder and use their front paws to push the medicine
    dropper away with a great deal of dexterity.  Then when you are
    finished, they shake their little heads and spray you with any
    leftover pink, cherry flavored Amoxicillin on their little
    whiskers.    
    
    I love animals.  I love winter.  Yessirree, I surely do.
    
    
12.9614BIGQ::SILVADiabloWed Nov 29 1995 14:5311

	I wish the nation would pass one law for when it snows. ANY vehicle
that was is not fully cleaned of snow, gets a $100+ fine. I hate when people
clear out a little peephole, but drive down the highway like they own it. I
hate when people who don't clean their cars fill mine up with their snow!
GRRRR!!! Oh, and lets not forget the chunks that fly off...... 



Glen
12.9615WMOIS::GIROUARD_CWed Nov 29 1995 15:123
    gee Glen, i get a rush when i see that sheet of ice lift off my hood in
    one piece then watching in the rear-view hit the road and shatter into
    teesy-weensy pieces.  
12.9616SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Wed Nov 29 1995 15:144
    
    	you to eh? :)
    
    
12.9617MKOTS3::JMARTINI press on toward the goalWed Nov 29 1995 15:141
    Glen said peephole
12.9618CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend, will you be ready?Wed Nov 29 1995 15:3013
>    gee Glen, i get a rush when i see that sheet of ice lift off my hood in
>    one piece then watching in the rear-view hit the road and shatter into
>    teesy-weensy pieces.  


   Particularly when it flies off when you least expect it and it scares
 the daylights out of you..




 Jim
12.9619BIGQ::SILVADiabloWed Nov 29 1995 15:563

	Are you people dare devils or sumpin? :-)
12.9620SMURF::WALTERSWed Nov 29 1995 15:591
    They just like to blow chunks
12.9621BIGQ::SILVADiabloWed Nov 29 1995 15:591
GAK
12.9622WMOIS::GIROUARD_CWed Nov 29 1995 16:571
    i havn't blown chunks for years!
12.9623CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenWed Nov 29 1995 17:001
    That's a thing to hate?
12.9624WMOIS::GIROUARD_CWed Nov 29 1995 17:021
    no, it's a response to the previous note's accusation (i think) :-)
12.9625SMURF::WALTERSWed Nov 29 1995 17:1416
    
    It was Glenn:
    
       > Oh, and lets not forget the chunks that fly off...... 
    
    (tattle tattle)
    
    My kid got me a treat on Saturday.  Just as I lifted him up
    on my shoulder he honked half a meal right down my turtleneck
    and all the way down into my socks.  The other half went all over him.
    Of course, this was in the bathroom at the Ground Round so I had to
    semi-streak to the car and drive home almost nekkid.  
     
    And some folks hold that life is mundane.
    
    
12.9626POLAR::RICHARDSONCPU CyclerWed Nov 29 1995 17:141
    I did not!
12.9627SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Wed Nov 29 1995 17:1610
    
    
    	re: .9625
    
    	that had me ROOOOLLLLLINNNNGG! :)
    
    
    jim (who's kids have ralphed on him more times than he cares to
    remember)
    
12.9628ACISS1::BATTISA few cards short of a full deckWed Nov 29 1995 17:186
    
    .9625
    
    Colin
    
    you could always return the favor to get even.
12.9629SMURF::WALTERSWed Nov 29 1995 17:214
    9626: I did not!
    
    True. You didn't.  But I diverted blame from me, so that's what really
    counts. 
12.9630PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Nov 29 1995 19:363
  i miss RAH.

12.9631BSS::S_CONLONA Season of CarneliansWed Nov 29 1995 19:381
    What happened to RAH?
12.9632PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Nov 29 1995 19:396
>>    What happened to RAH?

    He threw off the security blanket that is Mother DEC some
    time ago.

12.9633BSS::S_CONLONA Season of CarneliansWed Nov 29 1995 19:535
    Oh - thanks, Di.
    
    If he threw off 'the security blanket that is Mother DEC',
    then I guess he had to leave 'the pacifier that is Notes',
    too - eh?  :)
12.9634PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Nov 29 1995 19:565
>    then I guess he had to leave 'the pacifier that is Notes',
>    too - eh?  :)

	aye - much to his chagrin.

12.9635Didn't get Bambi this trip...SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIif u cn rd ths, u nd to gt a lyfWed Nov 29 1995 20:271
    
12.9636BUSY::SLABOUNTYAntisocialWed Nov 29 1995 20:314
    
    	Well, that means we get to welcome a potential murderer back to
    	the conference instead of a confirmed murderer.
    
12.9637POLAR::RICHARDSONCPU CyclerWed Nov 29 1995 20:531
    Somebody put a big dent in my driver's side door. Oh well. 8^/
12.9638XEDON::JENSENWed Nov 29 1995 21:022
    I wonder if Topes has an alibi.
    
12.9639CALLME::MR_TOPAZWed Nov 29 1995 21:073
       re .9637:
       
       Inside or outside?
12.9640POLAR::RICHARDSONCPU CyclerWed Nov 29 1995 21:171
    The car was outside at the time.
12.9641WAHOO::LEVESQUEsmooth, fast, bright and playfulThu Nov 30 1995 11:075
    >so as long as blah blah blah
    
    blah blah blah => there's no place to go
    
    TTHT: muchos dineros for auto repairos
12.9642SMURF::WALTERSThu Nov 30 1995 11:284
   Videoconferences at 6:30 AM.  The trouble with video is that you have to
    look at least half human.  I always seem to pick the wrong half.  Plus
    I have a big red bulbous glowing nose from some sort of infection and
    look fit to pull a sleigh.
12.9643ACISS1::BATTISA few cards short of a full deckThu Nov 30 1995 11:373
    
    well doc, sounds like you and Glenn share something in common; lighter
    wallets and larger than normal credit card balances.
12.9644WAHOO::LEVESQUEsmooth, fast, bright and playfulThu Nov 30 1995 12:033
    >well doc, sounds like you and Glenn share something in common; 
    
     That's the law of averages for you. ;-)
12.9645Maybe I'll check DOGS conference for hearing problemsDECWIN::RALTOClinto Barada NiktoThu Nov 30 1995 13:1833
    TTHThisWeek:
    
    My beloved little Westie doggie (yeah, the same one in the "Dog Crap"
    note) came back from the vet... stone, cold deaf.
    
    He had some dental work done, and had to have some teeth removed.
    Before someone launches an attack on me for not brushing his teeth or
    something, I'll add that he's had a congenital jaw disease since birth
    which causes dental and other problems as a side effect... reflected in
    my hundreds of dollars in vet bills over the years.
    
    Anyway, they'd put him under anesthesia for this cleaning/extraction,
    light anesthesia they claim... so light that he came out of it before
    they'd had the chance to do their usual ear cleaning, which is why
    (again, they claim) they missed an ear infection that he came down
    with, which is now being treated.  But they also say that the
    anesthetic itself can cause hearing loss.  In either case, it's
    supposed to be temporary, but a couple of weeks later, he's still deaf. 
    And he's getting along in years, at eleven-and-a-half.  His hearing was
    great before; he could just about hear a pin drop.
    
    The poor doggie's actually depressed.  I've never seen a depressed dog
    before... he's actually moping around with his head hung low, hiding
    away in corners, and generally acting sad and aloof.  Very strange.
    He stares intently at our faces when we talk... I think he's actually
    trying to read our lips and body language.  Sometimes he responds
    correctly, but then we test that by turning our backs and saying the
    same thing, and he doesn't react at all.
    
    Well, maybe he'll get better.  The kids are even more upset about it
    than we are.
    
    Chris
12.9646WAHOO::LEVESQUEsmooth, fast, bright and playfulThu Nov 30 1995 13:291
    Bummer, Chris.
12.9647HANNAH::MODICAConstant WhitewaterThu Nov 30 1995 13:423
    Hope the pooch recovers.
    
    						Hank
12.9648Can't remember if I've seen this discussed in CannieDECLNE::REESEMy REALITY check bouncedThu Nov 30 1995 13:4723
    Chris,
    
    That's terrible!! I hope the condition clears up.  I KNOW dogs
    can get depressed; you should have seen Bonkers when I added Peanut
    to our pack :-}  Seriously though, Bonkers was lethargic for weeks,
    off her food and it took a couple of months for her to really stop
    isolating herself.
    
    My first two poodles were blind (cataracts) for quite a number of
    years before they passed on, they adapted in ways that were 
    astounding, but I don't know how well an adult dog can adapt to
    a sudden hearing loss.  The poor fuzz butt might be scared to death.
    
    You've given me something to think about though.  My (now) eldest
    poodle Buffy is due for extensive dental work.  She was a "throw-
    away" that I adopted and after dental work done two years ago the
    vet said her teeth were in horrible shape and we would have a diff-
    icult time just preventing the need for pulling teeth.  She's been
    acting "puny" for a couple of weeks, I was trying to hold off the
    dental work until after the holidays.  If you think there are
    questions regarding the danger of dental work that I should ask my
    vet, send me mail off-line OK?
    
12.9649SMURF::MSCANLONinspiteofmyrageiamstilljustaratinacageThu Nov 30 1995 13:5115
    re: .9645
    
    I'm so sorry about your dog.  He is probably feeling very confused
    and upset right now.  Animals do adapt very well to handicaps, we
    had a blind Siamese who lived to be 19 1/2 years old and got around
    just fine.  Try not to make any sudden or quick movements around
    him for a couple of weeks.  Try to keep his routine fairly
    consistent and give him some extra attention.  Once he starts
    feeling a little more confident again, he should come back out
    of his shell.
    
    I hope the loss is only temporary.
    
    Mary-Michael
    
12.9650DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Thu Nov 30 1995 13:5817
    
    
    	re:  Colin
    
    	In Tim's meeting this morning huh?
    
    	re:  Chris
    
    	Poor baby.  =(  My parent's dog is 13 and she's deaf as a 
    	doornail.  She's now starting to lose some of her sight, 
    	has an incompletely healed injured front leg and is bouncing
    	back from a kidney infection.  It's strange.  We start thinking
    	that this might be her last Christmas with us...then we let her
    	outside to do her thing and she comes back in, all frisky like
    	a puppy.  And she gets all excited anytime anyone comes to the
    	house.  I hope he gets better.......
    
12.9651SMURF::WALTERSThu Nov 30 1995 14:061
    Yes.  The bimonthly dawn patrol. 
12.9652Dogs really are great friends!TROOA::trp669.tro.dec.com::Chrisit's tummy time!Thu Nov 30 1995 14:177
Chris, your note makes me very sad.  I hope things get better for the
poor doggy.  Sometimes I think seeing a distressed animal is worse than
a human because they can't tell you what they're feeling or how to make
it better.  My dog (who is almost 2 now) almost died of parvo virus
when she was around 11 weeks old and it broke my heart to visit her
at the vets and see the little paw hooked up to the IV.  Now she bounces
around like a lunatic and I can't believe she was ever sick.
12.9653POLAR::RICHARDSONCPU CyclerThu Nov 30 1995 14:205
    I enjoyed watching Taz tring to hide in the living room.
    
    "Hi Taz! Come here so I can pat you."
    
    "Yikes! He can talk just like my master! RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!"
12.9654TROOA::trp669.tro.dec.com::Chrisit's tummy time!Thu Nov 30 1995 14:325
Yeah, but she was happy to come and get chips from you wasn't she? I
think the beard thingy must have scared her.  She didn't want to
get too close to you or Jack, but if you do recall, she was happy to
get into the proper position so that !joan could issue a bit of
"Tummy Time"
12.9656BIGQ::SILVADiabloThu Nov 30 1995 14:414


	Chris, sorry to hear about your dog. That's so sad. :-(
12.9657Thanks everyone, I'll "tell" him somehowDECWIN::RALTOClinto Barada NiktoThu Nov 30 1995 15:0268
12.9658CNTROL::JENNISONRevive us, Oh LordThu Nov 30 1995 19:008
    
    	TTHT
    
    	Realizing that I, too, am sporting a spot of pink amoxycillan
    	on my sweater today.  3/4 of the way through the day, and
    	no one bothered to tell me...
    
    
12.9659NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Nov 30 1995 19:011
amoxicillin.  NNTTM.
12.9660BUSY::SLABOUNTYConsume feces and expire.Thu Nov 30 1995 19:253
    
    	Hey, at least neither of your nipples is exposed.
    
12.9661ACISS2::LEECHDia do bheatha.Thu Nov 30 1995 19:362
    Sorry to hear about your dog, Chris.  Hope the hearing problem goes
    away soon.
12.9662POLAR::RICHARDSONCPU CyclerThu Nov 30 1995 19:391
        Try a dog whistle to see if the dog responds to higher frequencies.
12.9663SMURF::MSCANLONinspiteofmyrageiamstilljustaratinacageThu Nov 30 1995 19:473
    re: .9658
    
    Fashion trends for care-givers :-)
12.9664in the dark, no lessWAHOO::LEVESQUEsmooth, fast, bright and playfulFri Dec 01 1995 12:271
    TTHW: digging through the snow to get the thyme for a bouquet garni.
12.9665CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenFri Dec 01 1995 12:541
    I must be hard to be you Doctah.  :-)
12.9666BIGQ::SILVADiabloFri Dec 01 1995 12:5531

	I was supposed to have a friend stop by last night with his truck so I
could get the bed. He was supposed to call at 7:15 or so. Around 7:45, I called
him. He said the truck was put away (he parks it in a parking garage), he was
in his sweats, and was having a glass of wine. He was in for the night. GRRRRR!
He said he would help me Saturday morning. GRRRRR!!!  So I called my friend
Rick, who also has a truck. He said no problem, and asked me if I would give
him a hand moving his desk into another room. I said, no prob. I then take the
old bed (matress/boxspring/frame) out to the hallway. I walk to Rick's, and
help him move the desk. We go to his truck (which is also in a parking garage),
and we attempt to leave said garage. The gate would not open. Seems that he had
left his truck in the garage all day, and so when you do that, you get charged
extra. BUT, he had taken care of that earlier, but the gaurd that took care of
it did not put it into the computer. So finally, after much discussion, the
gate opens up. Once it does that, the truck stalls. ARRRHHH!!! It would turn
over fine, but that was it. You could smell gas big time, but there was no
carburator to be flooded. So, the security people and I moved the truck to the
side so others could leave. After about 15 minutes of looking the truck over
(which he just had tuned up the day before), we couldn't find anything wrong
with it. He tried starting it one last time. It took a bit, but the truck
started. We drove it around the garage to see if it would stall again. It did.
I pushed it into a parking space, and we went to the person's house who I was
supposed to be picking this bed up from. Told him the whole story, and he felt
bad for Rick, but thought the whole thing for me was pretty funny. Now I will
pick it up on Saturday... providing nothing else happens. Oh yeah, I had to
take the mattress back out of the hall, and put it in my room so I could have
something to sleep on.... 


Glen
12.9667I'm surprised you couch your envy in those terms, BriWAHOO::LEVESQUEsmooth, fast, bright and playfulFri Dec 01 1995 12:574
    >I must be hard to be you Doctah.  :-)
    
     Yeah, well keep it in yer pants. There's only one me. (Praise Allah!)
    :-)
12.9668CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenFri Dec 01 1995 12:591
    Ohmigosh.  I feel so cheap.......  
12.9669{cough}POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Tummy TimeFri Dec 01 1995 12:593
    
    .9667
    
12.9670CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend, will you be ready?Fri Dec 01 1995 13:0111



 Youngest son in a psych hospital.





 Jim
12.9671WAHOO::LEVESQUEsmooth, fast, bright and playfulFri Dec 01 1995 13:021
    Oh, no. Not more trouble. Sorry to hear that, Jim.
12.9672BUSY::SLABOUNTYDo ya wanna bump and grind with me?Fri Dec 01 1995 13:023
    
    	YOUNGEST son??
    
12.9673POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Tummy TimeFri Dec 01 1995 13:053
    
    Oh, Jim 8^(!
    
12.9674Hope things work out, JimAMN1::RALTOClinto Barada NiktoFri Dec 01 1995 13:125
    Sorry to hear that, Jim.  Sometimes it's really difficult
    dealing with offspring, even after they're grown up.  It can
    be a real roller coaster...
    
    Chris
12.9675CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenFri Dec 01 1995 13:143
    Really sorry to hear that Jim.  Hang in there, it will get better.
    
    Brian
12.9676CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend, will you be ready?Fri Dec 01 1995 13:3614


 Yeah, youngest son..his mom took him to a therapist earlier in the week who
 said he's suffering from "depression" and could be suicidal.  I've been 
 in shock over this until about 3AM this morning.  After seeing him last night
 (he was admitted on  Wednesday) and the unit on which they put him (with
 kids who have drug/alcohol addiction problems) I've decided to do some 
 ranting and raving with the big boys at the hospital.  Heck, I get more
 information from the vet when I take my cat in.



 Jim
12.9677HANNAH::MODICAConstant WhitewaterFri Dec 01 1995 13:455
    
    Sorry to hear that Jim.
    I hope somehow things work out ok.
    
    							Hank
12.9678GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERRIP Amos, you will be missedFri Dec 01 1995 13:547
    
    
    Hang in there, Jim.  Here's hoping everything works out for the kids. 
    Kids will definitely turn any hair left gray.
    
    
    Mike
12.9679TROOA::trp669.tro.dec.com::Chrisit's tummy time!Fri Dec 01 1995 14:064
Jim - so sorry to hear about your latest troubles. Hope everything gets
      resolved in a positive fashion in the very near future.

      Chris
12.9680PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BFri Dec 01 1995 14:332
 %MAIL-E-NOSUCHUSR, no such user MR_TOPAZ at node CALLME

12.9681POLAR::RICHARDSONCPU CyclerFri Dec 01 1995 14:381
    8^/
12.9682CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenFri Dec 01 1995 14:392
    The rejection sticker gracing my windshield :-(.  Brake switch, I
    think.
12.9683POLAR::RICHARDSONCPU CyclerFri Dec 01 1995 14:471
    You don't have break pedals down there?
12.9684DECLNE::REESEMy REALITY check bouncedFri Dec 01 1995 15:368
    .9664
    
    Mark,
    
    Why does this note conjure up a vision of Tiny Tim tip toe-ing thru
    the tulips? ;-}
    
    
12.9685BIGQ::SILVADiabloFri Dec 01 1995 15:409

	Jim... I'm so sorry to hear that. I hope you find out the info you're
looking for and hope that your family gets through this. You've had your share
(and then some) of stuff to deal with this year. I hope things get better for
you REAL quick!


Glen
12.9686WAHOO::LEVESQUEsmooth, fast, bright and playfulFri Dec 01 1995 15:404
    I dunno, but I assure you there was no tip toe-ing going on. More like
    trudging. :-) 
    
    I think this pile of snow is the thyme. Yep. <snip> <snip>
12.9687BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't get even ... get odd!!Fri Dec 01 1995 15:453
    
    	Good thing you were able to find the time to find the thyme, eh?
    
12.9688SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIif u cn rd ths, u nd to gt a lyfFri Dec 01 1995 16:1219
    
    Unbelievable!!!
    
    I'm watching "The Weather Channel" last night and the talking head is
    blah-blahing about something with a map of the USA in the background...
    
     Seems he was discussing high and low pressure systems over the
    north-central states and the warm/cold air was separated by a sort-of
    U-shaped picture. 
    
     He was explaining about the "TROF" of cold air pushing down the warm
    air. The word "TROF" was right there on the map...
    
      I couldn't believe it!!! They took the word "trough" and made it into
    "trof"!!!
    
      I am going to call their main headquarters sometime today... right
    after I have my penultimate fit!!!
    
12.9689NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Fri Dec 01 1995 16:143
Maybe they're spelling reformers.  The NY Daily News used to be in the
spelling reform camp.  The last vestige was a column titled "The Inquiring
Fotografer."
12.9690SMURF::WALTERSFri Dec 01 1995 16:151
    mebbe they were debugging the weather.
12.9691PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BFri Dec 01 1995 16:173
  yes, i see that sort of thing pretty oughten.

12.9692DECLNE::REESEMy REALITY check bouncedFri Dec 01 1995 16:2119
    Mark,
    
    Better watch those piles in the snow, ahem if you know what I mean
    ;-}
    
    
    Jim,
    
    Sorry to hear about your son; I've suffered thru a bout of clinical
    depression and wouldn't want to go thru that again.  Most forms of
    depression are VERY treatable, stick to your guns to make sure your
    son is getting the best treatment available.
    
    A co-worker who WAS hospitalized with depression was in a hospital
    that treated folks who suffered from addictions also, but from what
    she said her treatment was more one-on-one with a therapist plus
    anti-depressants; she was not "grouped" with those fighting chemical
    dependancies.
    
12.9693TROOA::COLLINSRoboBar: The Future Of HospitalityFri Dec 01 1995 17:344
    
    That reminds me...this morning I had to laugh when Dick Smythe, local
    AM radio newsreader, tried telling us all about the "wide world web".
    
12.9694Go Directly to Jail, Do Not Pass GO, Do Not Collect $200DECWIN::RALTOClinto Barada NiktoFri Dec 01 1995 17:5814
    re: "wide world web"
    
    That reminds me... it's always amusing to hang around in the
    software sections of places like Lechmere, because you get to
    hear great stuff from (usually) guys trying to impress their
    girlfriends or wives with their vast knowledge.
    
    One of the better recent ones involved a guy who picked up a
    Sim City box and told his girlfriend with authority, "Now I've
    heard that this Sim City is one of the most popular games around.
    It, uh, is a lot like Monopoly... you go around and, uh, put up
    hotels and things."
    
    Chris
12.9695CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend, will you be ready?Fri Dec 01 1995 18:2610


 Sleepless night catching up with me.





 Jim
12.9696Thanks, JackDECLNE::REESEMy REALITY check bouncedFri Dec 01 1995 21:055
    Jack Martin calling me to see if I will participate in a conference
    with one his accounts next Monday to make certain he makes no mis-
    takes that will affect his next bonus.
    
    
12.9697MKOTS3::JMARTINI press on toward the goalFri Dec 01 1995 21:051
    uhhh....sorry
12.9698MKOTS3::JMARTINI press on toward the goalFri Dec 01 1995 21:063
 ZZZ     uhhh....sorry
    
    uhhh....sorry (tm)
12.9699At Karen Reese' Request!MKOTS3::JMARTINI press on toward the goalFri Dec 01 1995 21:125
 ZZZ   yes, i see that sort of thing pretty oughten.
    
    Often.
    
    NNTTM
12.9700MKOTS3::JMARTINI press on toward the goalFri Dec 01 1995 21:131
    Hateful snarf!
12.9701BUSY::SLABOUNTYForget the doctor - get me a nurse!Fri Dec 01 1995 21:153
    
    	Jack, I guess you missed the reason for Di's use of "oughten".
    
12.9702Bubba got stung a couple times.VMSNET::M_MACIOLEKFour54 Camaro/Only way to flySat Dec 02 1995 16:366
    My boy just found out what a wasp is, again.  Got him on the thumb
    and the hand.  Poor guy is really traumatized.  I smashed the hell out
    of the bug and showed it to him, told him not to screw around with
    them.
    
    MadMike
12.9703They haven't been flying here in monthsMOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Sat Dec 02 1995 18:483
Ya mean you still got wasps in the non-dormant state this time of year
down there in Jawga?

12.9704BIGQ::SILVADiabloSun Dec 03 1995 13:168
| <<< Note 12.9696 by DECLNE::REESE "My REALITY check bounced" >>>

| Jack Martin calling me to see if I will participate in a conference
| with one his accounts next Monday to make certain he makes no mis-
| takes that will affect his next bonus.


	I guess you will be doing all of the talking, then.
12.9705MAIL2::CRANEMon Dec 04 1995 09:281
    Braces on both hands for CTS.
12.9706SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Mon Dec 04 1995 10:107
    
    	re: CTS
    
    	ick...sorry to hear that. Hope it gets better...
    
    
    jim
12.9707SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Mon Dec 04 1995 10:108
    
    
    	TtHT:
    
    	flu...
    
    
    
12.9708WAHOO::LEVESQUEsmooth, fast, bright and playfulMon Dec 04 1995 10:3125
    TTHS: last day of hunting season for me. One last chance to put some
    bambi steaks in the freezer. About 5:50 am, I'm on rt 130 in Brookline.
    "Hey, there's one!" sez I, pointing. I quickly slow down. The dumb
    bastard starts to run across the road anyway. I pull as far as I can
    over to the right to avoid hitting the thing. Bang! The stupid SOB ran
    into the side of my car (just behind the driver's side door.) Nice 18"
    dent, loss of hub cap. Grrrr.
    
    So we look for the deer, and it's gone. No big deal, but it's probably
    quite hurtin'. We go to my cousin's house and decide that the
    responsible thing is to go back and look for the thing. We grab a
    couple of shotguns and return to the scene, only to discover that we
    can't put the injured animal out of its misery anyway, as it's a no
    hunting area. Swell. So much for trying to be responsible. And so much
    for getting to our hunting area while it's still dark. So we get all
    the hassle of hitting the deer, and none of the benefit (venison.) Yay.
    Ain't life grand.
    
     When we do get to the hunting area, I track a big buck for ~3 hours to
    "the place." "The place" is where you'd spend 100% of your hunting
    time, because it's where the deer spend lots of time (obviously,
    considering the sheer number of tracks.) Yet I only have 1.5 hours of
    hunting time left. What a drag- finally find the spot on the last day
    of hunting season, and I don't have time to really hunt it. I suppose
    there's always next year...
12.9709PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BMon Dec 04 1995 11:395
>    So we get all
>    the hassle of hitting the deer

        poor babies.

12.9710WAHOO::LEVESQUEsmooth, fast, bright and playfulMon Dec 04 1995 12:201
    Oozing with compassion, eh Di?
12.9711SUBSYS::NEUMYERLove is a dirty jobMon Dec 04 1995 12:438
    
    TTHTWE
    
    	Cruising in the passing lane of rt 2 this weekend and seeing
    headlights coming at me at about 60mph. Really woke me up! Hope the
    guy/girl made it without wiping someone out.
    
    ed
12.9712DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Mon Dec 04 1995 12:465
    
    
    	I had that happen to me once too..... on Rte 2.  Scared
    	the you-know-what right outta me!
    
12.9713BIGQ::SILVADiabloMon Dec 04 1995 12:503

	Bummer about the braces..... hope it gets better REAL quick!
12.9714DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Mon Dec 04 1995 12:578
    
    
    	TTHT   the car has been making "knocking" noises recently
    		and this morning it was very loud so she's going 
    		back to the dealer to be looked at.  Fortunately,
    		I'm still under my 2000 mile warranty and it should
    		be at no charge.
    
12.9715CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend, will you be ready?Mon Dec 04 1995 13:015



  Hmm..does turning up the radio help?
12.9716DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Mon Dec 04 1995 13:015
    
    
    	Well it stops me from hearing the noise, but I prefer to
    	fix what's making the noise.  =)
    
12.9717POLAR::RICHARDSONCPU CyclerMon Dec 04 1995 13:051
    Probably needs oil.
12.9718CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenMon Dec 04 1995 13:073
    <----- If you are hearing noises related to needing oil, it's already 
    too late.  Did you have a mechanic look at it, Judy, before you bought
    it?
12.9719MAIL2::CRANEMon Dec 04 1995 13:184
    .9713
    To late for the right hand. Surgery must be done to correct it. Left
    hand might be salvageable. Can`t get it done before Jan 10th. so I`ll
    just have to grin and bear it. 
12.9720POLAR::RICHARDSONCPU CyclerMon Dec 04 1995 13:183
    I've heard engines knock because they needed a little oil, add a little
    oil and the knock goes away. Happened to my Mustang about 100,000 km
    ago. Now the knocking has moved down to the drive train somewhere.
12.9721CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenMon Dec 04 1995 13:191
    Um, Glenn, your engine is part of your drive train.  
12.9722WAHOO::LEVESQUEsmooth, fast, bright and playfulMon Dec 04 1995 13:212
    I thought the engine would "tap" when they needed a little oil. Knocking 
    is a louder sound.
12.9723BIGQ::SILVAEAT, Pappa, EAT!Mon Dec 04 1995 13:233

	Surgery... real bummer.... I hope the salvageable hand is just that. 
12.9724POLAR::RICHARDSONCPU CyclerMon Dec 04 1995 13:262
        Alright then, from the transmission part of my drivetrain to the
    limited slip differential.
12.9725BUSY::SLABOUNTYGo Go Gophers watch them go go go!Mon Dec 04 1995 13:565
    
    	Yes, Doc, "tap tap" means "needs oil".
    
    	"Knock knock" usually means "needs bearing[s]".
    
12.9726POLAR::RICHARDSONCPU CyclerMon Dec 04 1995 13:595
    So, what does "ping ping" mean?
    
    What does "crackle crackle" mean?
    
    
12.9727WAHOO::LEVESQUEsmooth, fast, bright and playfulMon Dec 04 1995 14:027
    >So, what does "ping ping" mean?
    
     Use higher octane gas. (petrol)
    
    >What does "crackle crackle" mean?
    
     Try listening to FM.
12.9728CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend, will you be ready?Mon Dec 04 1995 14:0514
>    So, what does "ping ping" mean?
 

 enemy sub nearby?


   
>    What does "crackle crackle" mean?
 

  rice krispies in the crankcase?   
    

12.9729BUSY::SLABOUNTYGo Go Gophers watch them go go go!Mon Dec 04 1995 14:068
    
    	RE: "crackle crackle"
    
    	I was going to say "should have should have put a fuse on that
    	power wire".
    
    	8^)
    
12.9730POLAR::RICHARDSONCPU CyclerMon Dec 04 1995 14:077
        |rice krispies in the crankcase?

    I thought it was popcorn on the block.


    "whistle whistle" means the water in the kettle is boiling, that much I
    DO know.
12.9731DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Mon Dec 04 1995 14:138
    
    
    	Hmmm.... thanks for the mentions folks.  I'll take it out
    	for a drive with the SO (who would be bringing it to the 	
    	dealer for me) and see what we think.  And we'll check the 
    	oil.  But I have an oil warning light as well as an engine
    	one and I would expect them to come on if the oil was low
    	enough to cause the engine to tap or knock.
12.9732BIGQ::SILVAEAT, Pappa, EAT!Mon Dec 04 1995 14:155

	Judy, I have an engine oil light too. It doesn't always come on. My
engine will knock, but the light will not be on. I add a quart of oil, and the
knocking goes away.
12.9733BUSY::SLABOUNTYGood Heavens,Cmndr,what DID you doMon Dec 04 1995 14:166
    
    	JJ, do me a favor and check the oil BEFORE you drive it again.
    
    	The last thing you want to do is to keep driving a car when
    	you know there might be a problem with the oil.
    
12.9734BUSY::SLABOUNTYGood Heavens,Cmndr,what DID you doMon Dec 04 1995 14:175
    
    	And BTW, that light is usually only for oil pressure, not level.
    	As long as the pressure stays within predetermined limits, the
    	light won't come on.
    
12.9735POLAR::RICHARDSONCPU CyclerMon Dec 04 1995 14:222
        If it is oil, then change it and give your car a Slick 50 treatment. A
    worth while investment imho.
12.9736MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Mon Dec 04 1995 14:233
I always wondered about that Slick 50 stuff. If you're losing oil already,
isn't that stuff a bit expensive to leave behind on the highway?

12.9737CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenMon Dec 04 1995 14:254
    The car may have been treated with someting previously to hide a known
    condition.  You can quiet things down by adding differnt junk to it. 
    This only masks problems though.  Shawn speaks the truth.  Check first,
    drive second.  
12.9738POLAR::RICHARDSONCPU CyclerMon Dec 04 1995 14:282
    It just treats all of those noisy parts with a special teflon like
    coating. Even if there is a slight leak, it'll do its job.
12.9739CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend, will you be ready?Mon Dec 04 1995 14:3011


 Check the trunk to make sure there's nobody in there who might be banging
 on the car trying to get your attention.


 hth


 Jim
12.9740DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Mon Dec 04 1995 14:4018
    
    
    	Thanks guys  ('cept for you Jim!  =)  )
    
    	Will check the oil.  Hopefully it will be something as easy
    	as that and I only need to take a trip to the store and/or
    	Jiffy Lube.
    
    	As for having a mechanic look at it beforehand..... just the
    	service people at the dealer.  My father and his cousin (a 
    	mechanic for 20+ years) did some research into the dealer
    	I bought the car from and found that they were one of the 
    	highest ranking dealers in the state for their service dept.
    	So I didn't feel the need to have someone else look at it.
    
    	If the oil isn't the problem, it will be going back for them
    	to look and and fix.
    
12.9741Apparently they could, and did, bottle itDECWIN::RALTOClinto Barada NiktoMon Dec 04 1995 14:5210
    >>    If it is oil, then change it and give your car a Slick 50 treatment.
    
    Slick won't be 50 until next August...
    
    
    re: car noises
    
    What does it mean if I hear "ting tang walla walla bing bang"?
    
    Chris
12.9742BUSY::SLABOUNTYGood Heavens,Cmndr,what DID you doMon Dec 04 1995 14:544
    
    	Chris, that means you'd need a witch doctor to look at it for
    	you.
    
12.9743POLAR::RICHARDSONCPU CyclerMon Dec 04 1995 14:552
    It means your car is now airborne and everyone is singing "Chitty Chitty
    Bang Bang we love you"
12.9744Another misfireDECWIN::RALTOClinto Barada NiktoMon Dec 04 1995 14:5914
    >> It means your car is now airborne and everyone is singing "Chitty Chitty
    >> Bang Bang we love you"
    
    I mentioned that movie to the kids once, and they told me that I
    owed them a quarter each for swearing.  Two quarters each, actually,
    since I'd said it twice.
    
    re: Witch doctor
    
    That would probably work if the car was a DeVille... oh damn,
    his name was Saville, not Daville.  Oh well, close enough.
    Anyway, his name was really Ross Bagdasarian, so never mind.
    
    Chris
12.9745WMOIS::GIROUARD_CMon Dec 04 1995 15:111
    a flat tire at noon... thank God Sullivan Tire is right across street.
12.9746BUSY::SLABOUNTYGood Heavens,Cmndr,what DID you doMon Dec 04 1995 15:135
    
    	David Seville.
    
    	UNTTM, HWADD
    
12.9747PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BMon Dec 04 1995 15:131
  .9745  is that a sullivan tire plug?
12.9748SMURF::WALTERSMon Dec 04 1995 15:164
    > That would probably work if the car was a DeVille... oh damn, <<
    
    Quarter please.
    
12.9749WMOIS::GIROUARD_CMon Dec 04 1995 15:172
    hey, they promised a free fix...
    
12.9750BUSY::SLABOUNTYGood Heavens,Cmndr,what DID you doMon Dec 04 1995 15:183
    
    	WHOOSH!!  Right over his head.  8^)
    
12.9751WMOIS::GIROUARD_CMon Dec 04 1995 15:191
    hey Shawn, could be a valve problem ya know :-) 
12.9752NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Mon Dec 04 1995 15:211
I guess these plugs rubber the wrong way.
12.9753TROOA::COLLINSThis spot marks your location...Mon Dec 04 1995 15:223
    
    She's tired of them?
    
12.9754CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend, will you be ready?Mon Dec 04 1995 15:4414
    
>    That would probably work if the car was a DeVille... oh damn,
>    his name was Saville, not Daville.  Oh well, close enough.
>    Anyway, his name was really Ross Bagdasarian, so never mind.
    
 

 Phew...I was trying to think of the name of the guy that did "witch Doctor"
 and the only name I could come up with was "Sheb Wooley" but everybody
 knows he did Purple People Eater.



 Jim
12.9755DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Mon Dec 04 1995 16:209
    
    
    	Well there was plenty of oil.  And of course, there was hardly
    	any 'knocking' at all when we took it out for a spin.  Did
    	it a couple times when making a right turn.
    
    	It's going back to the dealer anyway and will hopefully be
    	covered under the warranty.
    
12.9756WMOIS::GIROUARD_CMon Dec 04 1995 16:231
    there could be a tread of truth in that.
12.9757POLAR::RICHARDSONCPU CyclerMon Dec 04 1995 16:261
    Could be a loose caliper bolt on the front driver side wheel.
12.9758CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenMon Dec 04 1995 16:261
    Oh, that kind of knocking.  CV joint(s) I bet.  Whaddaya think Shawn?  
12.9759HWADD?DECWIN::RALTOClinto Barada NiktoMon Dec 04 1995 16:2812
    re: Seville
    
    Whoops... I knew it didn't look right.  How can I spell "Seville"
    wrong and get "Bagdasarian" right?
    
    re: quarter
    
    No, nooo... it only counts if I'm not supposed to use "bad words"
    around you.  Hmmm... mods ought to start charging for <r.o.>'s,
    then they could have a Petty Cash 'Box.
    
    Chris
12.9760BUSY::SLABOUNTYGrandchildren of the DamnedMon Dec 04 1995 16:4013
    
    	HWADD = Hopefully With A Dozen Donuts
    
    
    	RE: knocking
    
    	Yes, I'd say CV joint.  I can never remember which CV joint
    	is bad [inner/outer, left/right] when turning 1 way or the
    	other, though, so let the mechanic figure it out.
    
    	JJ, you never said this knocking only happened when the car
    	was moving.  8^)
    
12.9761POLAR::RICHARDSONCPU CyclerMon Dec 04 1995 16:477
     If the car knocks when the engine is off and the car is parked, without
    any accessories on, that is to say, the keys are not in the
    ignition switch, they are hanging on the home sweet home key hook
    thingie you bought at Honey Gables Potpourri Candle & Craft Shoppe
    Emporium Country Boutique, and you are in your jammies sipping a hot
    rum toddy in front of the fire, for god sakes don't let that car in
    whatever you do!!!!!
12.9762ROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150 kts. is TOO slow!Mon Dec 04 1995 16:503
    4K+ unseen notes to catch up on:-(
    
    Bob
12.9763a cornucopia...GAAS::BRAUCHERWelcome to ParadiseMon Dec 04 1995 16:514
    
      read every one, Bob
    
      bb
12.9764MPGS::MARKEYnow 90% fulla gadinkydustMon Dec 04 1995 16:538
    
    Bob,
    
    Two words: set seen.
    
    You'll be a better man for it! :-) :-)
    
    -b
12.9765BARSTR::JANDROWGreen-Eyed Lady...Mon Dec 04 1995 16:555
    
    that's nothing, bob....i had over 9000 when i came back from vacation...
    
    
    
12.9766bludgeoned by the ain'tsGAAS::BRAUCHERWelcome to ParadiseMon Dec 04 1995 18:154
    
      the unspeakable "defense" of the hapless Patriots
    
      bb
12.9767then they'd be 'hap'pySUBSYS::NEUMYERLove is a dirty jobMon Dec 04 1995 18:237
    
    
    Re .9766
    
    	Maybe they should go out and draft some "hap"
    
    ed
12.9768MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Mon Dec 04 1995 19:573
TTHED:
   Our Jack Martin's single handed mindski raids.

12.9769SMURF::MSCANLONinspiteofmyrageiamstilljustaratinacageMon Dec 04 1995 20:1815
    I need 4 new tires.  I found this out at lunchtime when I went
    out to check them and cut my finger on the steel belt coming
    through the right front one. :-(
    
    I also need an alignment, a 90,000 service check, and maybe
    a touch of brake work.  Ho Ho Ho.  That's the Toyota.
    
    The Ford is dead.  It blew a head gasket and then had the
    audacity to develop a flat tire afterwards.
    
    The Beretta is dead.  Well, it will *go*, but it won't
    *stop*.  Bad master cylinder.
    
    You would think 2 people with 3 cars could keep any two of
    them going at any given time.
12.9770VMSNET::M_MACIOLEKFour54 Camaro/Only way to flyMon Dec 04 1995 21:0317
    re: Note 12.9737 by CONSLT::MCBRIDE
                                                                 
    Common trick is to use very heavy oil to mask problem sounds.
    The idiot light (oil light) comes on often at very dangerous oil
    pressure, i.e. after damage has been done.  It's best to run a 
    mechanical guage to see fluctuations in pressure, no actually it's
    best to check the oil level a lot and watch the gauge as well.
    
    I'll bet someone had engine damage.  Dumped a bunch of molasses in
    to keep the engine quiet and unloaded it on a dealer, and someone
    bought it and now the problem is showing up.  Sounds like the
    engine has some bad oil control problems.
    
    MadMike
    PS. To delblasto, ya, the wasps are still flying around.  They are very 
    cold and want to come inside where it's warm.  
         
12.9771BUSY::SLABOUNTYA Parting Shot in the DarkMon Dec 04 1995 21:124
    
    	Mad Mike, it might actually be a CV joint and not an engine
    	knock.
    
12.9772Ought to make Sliq accompany first missionSTYMPY::REESEMy REALITY check bouncedMon Dec 04 1995 21:297
    Getting call from old friend whose eldest son just informed him
    that he's headed to Bosnia (helicopter pilot).
    
    The son is career army, said somehow this assignment makes him
    considerably more nervous than Desert Storm did :-(
    
    
12.9773SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Mon Dec 04 1995 22:258
    
    
    	re: heavy oil
    
    	Gear oil definitely cuts down on oil smoke....:)
    
    
    
12.9774Sort of a "You won't have Dick Nixon to kick around anymore"COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertTue Dec 05 1995 02:494
Listening to the snit of all snits from the most irascible of all
irascibili.

/john
12.9775DRDAN::KALIKOWDIGITAL=DEC; Reclaim the Name&amp;Glory!Tue Dec 05 1995 09:332
    Wot, did that religious/non-English/antichoice nutter get panned agin?
                                    :-)
12.9776i think i have a ghost...BARSTR::JANDROWGreen-Eyed Lady...Tue Dec 05 1995 11:505
    
    tthln:  events that occurred while i was not home that as of yet have
    no explanation.
    
    
12.9777DRDAN::KALIKOWDIGITAL=DEC; Reclaim the Name&amp;Glory!Tue Dec 05 1995 12:052
    Best ensure yer landlord/landlady doesn't have key privs.
    
12.9778CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend, will you be ready?Tue Dec 05 1995 12:065



 do you have a cat?
12.978038099::SILVAEAT, Pappa, EAT!Tue Dec 05 1995 12:2314

	On Thursday night, my part dog/duck/cat will be leaving me. On Friday,
my roomates cat will be gone. My alergies just aren't getting better, and the
next step is getting a shot every week. I'm not willing to do that. 

	On the brighter side, at least my cat is going to a good home. She will
become rich there, as well. Those $$$ will add up when living with the Coffee
Man....cuz KD hates coffee! So I'm sure she will keep the money in her little
mouse that she tore the stuffing out of. :-)



Glen
12.9781DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Tue Dec 05 1995 13:296
    
    
    	TTHT    reading Mad Mike's reply about what *might* be
    		wrong with my car.  I certainly hope it's simpler
    		than that!
    
12.9782CONSLT::MCBRIDEReformatted to fit your screenTue Dec 05 1995 14:1210
    If it is not a constant noise when the engine is running but car is not
    moving, that may be good news.  If it is only when the car is moving
    and in the case of your testimony yesterday, when turning, that is bad
    news but not catastrophic.  MadMike gave you the long answer on what
    folks do to unload cars with mechanical problems.  There are ways to
    disguise bad rings, bearings, and valves for short periods of time. 
    Whenever you buy a used car, you should always have an independent
    mechanic look at it, preferrably someone you know and trust.  
    
    Brian
12.9783DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Tue Dec 05 1995 14:336
    
    
    	Well the car was dropped off this morning but I haven't gotten
    	a call from them yet.  If I don't hear from them shortly, I'll
    	be calling them.
    
12.9784DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Tue Dec 05 1995 17:4113
    
    
    
    	.... vehicles
    
    	.... dealers
    
    	.... mechanics
    
    
    	I don't like waiting to find out what the <r.o.> is wrong
    	with my car.  I'm already expecting the worst.....
    
12.9785BIGQ::SILVAEAT, Pappa, EAT!Tue Dec 05 1995 17:527

	Judy, did you tell them to call you before they do any work to explain
what's wrong? 


Glen
12.9786BUSY::SLABOUNTYBaroque: when you're out of MonetTue Dec 05 1995 17:533
    
    	If it's under warranty then money is no object.
    
12.9787DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Tue Dec 05 1995 18:5411
    
    
    	I deleted my other note cuz as I was typing it, I was 
    	talking to my SO....
    
    	Seems it had something to do with the rotors on the brakes
    	being 'turned' too many times.  (?)  So they replaced them..
    	at no cost.
    
    	Whew.
    
12.9788BUSY::SLABOUNTYBasket CaseTue Dec 05 1995 19:007
    
    	Turned too many times = "thin" rotors = possible warping =
    	high spots = "knocking/scraping"
    
    	Makes sense.  Glad they found the cause of the noise, if they
    	in fact did.
    
12.9789CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend, will you be ready?Tue Dec 05 1995 19:013

 Great news!
12.9790BUSY::SLABOUNTYBasket CaseTue Dec 05 1995 19:0612
    
    	I'm putting a combination phone/cable outlet in my new bedroom,
    	so last night I stopped at a department store to buy some cable
    	to run off of the splitter in the cellar.  I guessed it was a-
    	bout 25' or so, and bought a 25' cable.
    
    	Got it home, fed it through the wall box and through the cellar,
    	and nailed it to the ceiling all the way to the breaker box,
    	since the splitter is mounted beside it.
    
    	The cable was 3" short.
    
12.9791DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Tue Dec 05 1995 19:1515
    
    
    	I'm hoping that was it.  I'll find out soon enough.
    
    	Good news, followed by bad news.  Just got off the phone
    	with my grandmother, in the hospital.  She sounds terrible.
    	She's told the doctor no more tests, no more chemo, she's
    	going home and when she dies she dies.  Then when I ask her
    	when she thinks she'll be getting out of the hospital she
    	says it wouldn't surprise her if she never does.  She's
    	been in a lot of pain over the past few years (on top of
    	my granddad dying in '90) and I can't say as I blame her.
    	But I'm at a loss for words as to what to say and I know
    	there's nothing I can do to help her......
    
12.9792POLAR::RICHARDSONCPU CyclerTue Dec 05 1995 19:214
    
    AHA! I was right about it being in the brake area!
    
    I'm giving myself two points.
12.9793MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Tue Dec 05 1995 19:212
Apiece?

12.9794CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend, will you be ready?Tue Dec 05 1995 19:255
    
>    	The cable was 3" short.
    

  how unfortunate.
12.9795CSC32::M_EVANSruns with scissorsTue Dec 05 1995 19:3610
    Judy,
    
    About all you can say to Grandma is, "I love you, annd do what yu feel
    is best."
    
    Letting go can be tough, but it happens to all of us sooner or later.  
    
    :-(
    
    meg
12.9796WMOIS::GIROUARD_CWed Dec 06 1995 09:323
    hang in there Judy (best wishes...)
    
    Chip
12.9797(hope it doesn't sound too crass...)BARSTR::JANDROWGreen-Eyed Lady...Wed Dec 06 1995 11:228
    
    hugs, jj....been there with my grandmother nearly 9 years ago.  it's
    no cake walk, but there is nothing you can do, really...just be there
    for her when she needs you and remember that when her time her does
    end, she's going to be in a much better place and in no more pain...
    
    
    
12.9798BIGQ::SILVAEAT, Pappa, EAT!Wed Dec 06 1995 12:221
	jj.... sorry to hear about your grandmother.... 
12.9799DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Wed Dec 06 1995 13:1818
    
    
    	Thanks everyone.  A while ago I had said that I wished God
    	would just take her so she'd be out of pain.  But hearing
    	her say it is different I guess.
    
    	My dad hides his feelings pretty well but I know he's going to
    	be devastated when her time comes.  His father's only been gone
    	5 years.....
    
    
    
    	TTHT - the schedule at school is not working out in such a way
    		that I can finish by next April like I'd hoped.  harumph.
    
    
    	JJ
    
12.9800things to snarf todayACISS2::LEECHDia do bheatha.Wed Dec 06 1995 13:241
    HATEsnarf!
12.9802.9801PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Dec 06 1995 13:362
  preceding
12.9803BUSY::SLABOUNTYCatch you later!!Wed Dec 06 1995 13:383
    
    	At least he didn't say "proceeding".
    
12.9804TROOA::COLLINSTakin' it to the streets...Wed Dec 06 1995 13:393
    
    He could have said "penultimate" (at that time, anyway).
    
12.9805LANDO::OLIVER_Bwe put the fun in dysfunctional!Wed Dec 06 1995 13:441
    at least his hair isn't receeding.
12.9806NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Dec 06 1995 13:521
Does his scalp need reseeding?
12.9807POLAR::RICHARDSONCPU CyclerWed Dec 06 1995 13:521
    At least his gums aren't bleeding.
12.9808LANDO::OLIVER_Bwe put the fun in dysfunctional!Wed Dec 06 1995 13:561
    at least moments with him aren't fleeting.
12.9809POLAR::RICHARDSONCPU CyclerWed Dec 06 1995 13:571
        But oh his constant bleating!
12.9801WAHOO::LEVESQUEsmooth, fast, bright and playfulWed Dec 06 1995 13:571
    The appropriateness of the preceding reply is left to the reader.
12.9810WAHOO::LEVESQUEsmooth, fast, bright and playfulWed Dec 06 1995 13:581
    smile when you say that, pilgrim.
12.9811POLAR::RICHARDSONCPU CyclerWed Dec 06 1995 13:591
        That doesn't rhyme.
12.9812WAHOO::LEVESQUEsmooth, fast, bright and playfulWed Dec 06 1995 14:001
    alas, you'll have to find an alternative means of amusing yourself.
12.9813LANDO::OLIVER_Bwe put the fun in dysfunctional!Wed Dec 06 1995 14:091
    oh, mark, for peet's sake glen was smiling, i'm sure of it.
12.9814sorry, this is starting to get to mePENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Dec 06 1995 14:115
  .9813  it's Glenn!!


   
12.9815I don't DO coffeeWAHOO::LEVESQUEsmooth, fast, bright and playfulWed Dec 06 1995 14:133
    >.9813  it's Glenn!!
    
    Hmmm. No mention of peet's. Yer slippin'.
12.9816LANDO::OLIVER_Bwe put the fun in dysfunctional!Wed Dec 06 1995 14:151
    oh, mark, for peet's sake Glenn!! was smiling, i'm sure of it.
12.9817PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Dec 06 1995 14:236
    
>>    Hmmm. No mention of peet's. Yer slippin'.

	no, i'm not - you are.  i knew "peet's" was intentional.
	8^p

12.9818Even though I knew it was coming, it still SUCKS!TROOA::BUTKOVICHit's tummy time!Wed Dec 06 1995 14:2819
    My first TTHT is the fact that I had a 9:15 Doctor's appointment and
    when I got there at 9:10, there were already 3 people waiting to see
    him - I didn't get taken care of until 9:50 - how the heck does a Dr.
    get so far behind that early in the morning?  What a waste of my time!
    
    My 2nd thing to hate - surgery on the left wrist is confirmed for Jan
    5th.  What I've been told to expect - a tourniquet will be put on my
    upper arm, a shot of freezing will be put in the middle of my hand and
    then an incision about 5 inches long from the middle of my hand down to
    just above my wrist will be made.  Then, a ligament will be cut and the
    inside of the tunnel will be scraped (that part sounds the worst,
    IMHO). Incision will be stitched and then whole hand will have a large
    wrapping on it for about a week. Operation takes about an hour.  
    Then another week with the stitches exposed to air and then stitches 
    out and VOILA on my way back to full strength and sensitivity in the hand.
    Dr. expects about a month of stiffness with some possible PT required.  
    We wait to see how that hand goes, and then I get the fun of going 
    through it all again on the right hand! 8^*(
                                             
12.9819This is always tough to experienceDECWIN::RALTOClinto Barada NiktoWed Dec 06 1995 14:297
    Sorry to hear about your grandmother, Judy...  it's frustrating
    when there isn't much you can do other than offer support and
    sympathy.  It was pretty much the same with my grandparents, as
    well as my wife's.  It's hard when there's nothing you can say
    or do to help...
    
    Chris
12.9820NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Dec 06 1995 14:316
>    My first TTHT is the fact that I had a 9:15 Doctor's appointment and
>    when I got there at 9:10, there were already 3 people waiting to see
>    him - I didn't get taken care of until 9:50 - how the heck does a Dr.
>    get so far behind that early in the morning?  What a waste of my time!

Emergencies, or an early morning round of golf.
12.9821MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Dec 06 1995 14:4211
I don't know how I can ever thank you enough for that graphically vivid 
description of what you are about to undergo, Chris.



But I hope it doesn't feel as bad as it sounds.

Question:
   When they cut the ligament, do they reconnect it somehow afterwards?
   Does it regenerate? Isn't there some permanent loss of ability
   associated with a severed ligament?
12.9822PATE::CLAPPWed Dec 06 1995 14:4310
    
    re: Note 12.9818 by TROOA::BUTKOVICH
    
    There was an article in the latest Mens Health or Mens Fitness about 
    a new laser proceedure used for CTS.  Apparently it's done in a series 
    of simple office visits.  No surgery, minimum pain.  Not sure how
    available the proceedure is, but it may be worth a look see.
    
    al
      
12.9823LANDO::OLIVER_Bwe put the fun in dysfunctional!Wed Dec 06 1995 14:465
    .9821
    
    chris, they can't give you a general anesthetic for this?
    i know i'd want to be totally knocked out (like i was when
    they had to reattach my achilles tendon).
12.9824TROOA::trp669.tro.dec.com::Chrisit's tummy time!Wed Dec 06 1995 14:5714
<---  Hey, I *want* to watch!  I'm one of those sickos who loves
watching "the Operation" on The Learning Channel.  The worst part for me
will be the freezing needle.  I won't watch the cut, but after that, I find 
the whole thing fascinating.  Sorry if the description was too gruesome - 
thought some of you might want to know what was involved.  Maybe Ray (if I 
remember correctly) and I can get a two-for-one special?  I asked about
alternatives to surgery but the Doc feels my case is too extreme and the
laser stuff doesn't work that well with cleaning out the tunnel.  Was told
that once the operation is done it is *extremely* rare for the condition to 
redevelop in the future. One *very* unlikely (but possible) side effect
is that a nerve that allows my thumb the ability to move in one direction 
(backwards, as if you were trying to touch your wrist) might be damaged, 
but if I didn't have the operation, this movement would eventually be
lost anyway.
12.9825CBHVAX::CBHLager LoutWed Dec 06 1995 14:595
TTHT...

Karen (from RHC) is still in a coma, and things aren't looking good.

Chris.
12.9826CHEFS::COOKSHalf Man,Half BiscuitWed Dec 06 1995 15:134
    Having to sign 382 Christmas cards for EDS.
    
    Eeeh,my wrist aches. But that`s nothing new. ho!ho! etc.
    
12.9827WAHOO::LEVESQUEsmooth, fast, bright and playfulWed Dec 06 1995 15:364
    >Hey, I *want* to watch!  
    
     Yeah, I'm the same way. I was seriously bummed that I couldn't watch
    one particular procedure, but we won't getting into that. No we won't.
12.9829GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERRIP Amos, you will be missedWed Dec 06 1995 15:438
    
    
    I love to watch them as well.  The one that I had some trouble with was
    the reconstructive surgery on the face of a you child (I believe he/she
    was about 18 months old).  It's amazing how rough they are on the body
    during operations and such.
    
    Mike
12.9830NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Dec 06 1995 15:431
Anybody catch the story from Thailand on yesterday's All Things Considered?
12.9831WMOIS::GIROUARD_CWed Dec 06 1995 15:533
    .9818 - been there, done that (twice). good luck!
    
            Chip
12.9832WMOIS::GIROUARD_CWed Dec 06 1995 15:551
    nope Jack. it's evidently an unnecessary item (much like the appendix).
12.9833My throat seized up on the vasectomy reversalDECWIN::RALTOClinto Barada NiktoWed Dec 06 1995 15:5717
    re: "The Operation"
    
    As with most TV these days, I usually find this by accident while
    channel surfing, and in mid-operation.  Strange that the two operations
    mentioned here, the "unmentionable" one (actually it was a vasectomy
    reversal, if we're talking about the same thing :-)) and the kid's
    reconstructive surgery, were the ones I couldn't stand to continue
    watching, and I moved on quickly once I realized what I'd happened
    onto.
    
    Mike's right about them being rough on you... I used to think
    that surgery was this delicate, accurate, steady-hands thing,
    but they just whip stuff around like you were a machine.  In
    fact, I'm more careful with my computer's innards than surgeons
    are with people's...
    
    Chris
12.9834Overbooking...DOCTP::KELLERHarry Browne For President 1996Wed Dec 06 1995 16:0218
    >         <<< Note 12.9818 by TROOA::BUTKOVICH "it's tummy time!" >>>
    >           -< Even though I knew it was coming, it still SUCKS! >-
    >
    > My first TTHT is the fact that I had a 9:15 Doctor's appointment and
    > when I got there at 9:10, there were already 3 people waiting to see
    > him - I didn't get taken care of until 9:50 - how the heck does a Dr.
    > get so far behind that early in the morning?  What a waste of my time!
    
    
    If your doctor is XXXXX XXXXXXX then he gets so far behind because he
    books 4 patients every 15 minutes from 8:30 am - 5:00 pm.  He also
    spend the whole time he is with you yawning.  Then no matter what is
    wrong he prescribes anti-inflamatories and amoxicillian (yeah I know
    its spelled wrong).
    
    I'm sure that he is not the only doctor to do this.
    
    --Geoff
12.9835The Seven Bit Danke Schoen BluesDECWIN::RALTOClinto Barada NiktoWed Dec 06 1995 16:286
    The other night I woke up from falling asleep on the couch while
    the TV was on... as my eyes focused on the screen, I saw what looked
    like Wayne Newton trying to be B.B. King.  Conan O'Brien was bouncing
    around in his seat as if he were trying to be supportive of the effort.
    
    Chris
12.9836BARSTR::JANDROWGreen-Eyed Lady...Wed Dec 06 1995 16:337
    
    tthln:  being woken up by a most painful charlie horse of the right
    calf.. 
    
    man i hate those
    
    
12.9837CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend, will you be ready?Wed Dec 06 1995 16:3910


  I've heard Wayne Newton play guitar and at the time (several years ago)
 I thought he wasn't all that bad.




 Jim
12.9838SMURF::WALTERSWed Dec 06 1995 16:411
    In the calf?  Hope you veal better.
12.9839POLAR::RICHARDSONCPU CyclerWed Dec 06 1995 17:052
    I guess 'tis the season and all that, but the term `free gifts' is
    really starting to get on my nerves.
12.9840BARSTR::JANDROWGreen-Eyed Lady...Wed Dec 06 1995 17:055
    
    well, at first, it hurt to moove...
    
                 
    
12.9841SMURF::WALTERSWed Dec 06 1995 17:101
    well, you have the sympathy of your coworkers.
12.9842TROOA::COLLINSTakin' it to the streets...Wed Dec 06 1995 17:115
    
    .9839
    
    Well, it's common place at this point in time.
    
12.9843NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Dec 06 1995 17:121
Never ork a cow.
12.9844POLAR::RICHARDSONCPU CyclerWed Dec 06 1995 17:131
    Well, with the snow, everything is white in colour.
12.9845Yes, that's the bad part, that he was good! :-)DECWIN::RALTOClinto Barada NiktoWed Dec 06 1995 17:3214
 >> I've heard Wayne Newton play guitar and at the time (several years ago)
 >> I thought he wasn't all that bad.
    
    I have to admit, much as it pains me, that indeed he wasn't all
    that bad.
    
    But for some reason that I can't explain, I've always had an almost
    gut-level dislike of Wayne Newton, and to see him playing my favorite
    instrument at all was both unexpected and unpleasant.
    
    Maybe if I'd had some warning, some time to mentally prepare myself
    for the sight... :-)
    
    Chris
12.9846MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Dec 06 1995 17:343
What comedy show was it that Wayne used to always show up on back in
the late 50's?

12.9847MPGS::MARKEYNo thanks, I already don't have oneWed Dec 06 1995 17:348
    
    Don't feel badly Chris, just keep this image in mind:
    
    I belive that his first TV appearence was on Ted Mack, and he
    accompanied himself with an accordian. In fact, I think he was
    on around the same time I was... 1961.
    
    -b
12.9848MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Dec 06 1995 17:363
But he used to show up pretty regularly on some comedy show, after that.
Jack Benny, maybe?

12.9849MAIL1::CRANEWed Dec 06 1995 17:363
    >9846
    I don`t know about comedy but I do remember him (Wayne Newton that is)
    in an episode of Bonaza where he played.
12.9850SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIRhubarb... celery gone bloodshot.Wed Dec 06 1995 17:3711
    
    re: .9847
    
    -b...
    
    
     You player the accordian????
    
    
     :) :)
    
12.9851, yes, I like it :-)DECWIN::RALTOClinto Barada NiktoWed Dec 06 1995 17:386
    He'd pop up on "The Lucy Show" once in a while, but that was
    in the early 1960's.  This wasn't "I Love Lucy", but rather the
    one she did with Vivian Vance and/or Gale Gordon, depending on
    the season.
    
    Chris
12.9852Ban incoming mail while writing reply titlesDECWIN::RALTOClinto Barada NiktoWed Dec 06 1995 17:395
    Hey, what happened to the rest of my "title" in .9851?
    
    It was "Newton with an accordion, yes, I like it :-)"
    
    Chris
12.9853MPGS::MARKEYNo thanks, I already don't have oneWed Dec 06 1995 17:395
    
    No, I played the drums. At the ripe old age of 2 yrs 11 months.
    My appearance made the front page of the local papers.
    
    -b
12.9854MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Dec 06 1995 17:402
Little Dezi's long lost twin, no doubt.

12.9855Another set of twins in the box???SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIRhubarb... celery gone bloodshot.Wed Dec 06 1995 17:401
    
12.9856TROOA::COLLINSTakin' it to the streets...Wed Dec 06 1995 17:423
    
    Notes> mod note ??.????/titl="This is a good title for a note."
    
12.9857NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Dec 06 1995 17:463
Desi.  NNTTM.

Dino, Desi, Billy and Markey.
12.9858Little Ricky audition, Take 1DECWIN::RALTOClinto Barada NiktoWed Dec 06 1995 17:4615
12.9860"Hey, that trunk has good tone"DECWIN::RALTOClinto Barada NiktoWed Dec 06 1995 17:5013
    re: Little Ricky audition
    
    Don't forget to tear off your tie just before the drum solo...
    
    
    re: Dezi/Desi
    
    "I Love Lucy" trivia:  The closing credits during one of the later
    seasons listed Wilbur Hatch conducting the Dezi Arnaz orchestra.
    They were too cheap to change the credits after the mistake was
    discovered.  Money > ego, I guess.
    
    Chris
12.9861NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Dec 06 1995 17:501
How cute.  Our very own little drummer boy.
12.9862PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Dec 06 1995 18:023
  so modest, too.  i like that in a little drummer boy.

12.9863CNTROL::JENNISONRevive us, Oh LordWed Dec 06 1995 18:126
    
    	TTHT:
    
    	That it seems to be "blow your own horn" day in the 'box, and
    	I've left my trumpet at home.
    
12.9864Name that showPOWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Tummy TimeWed Dec 06 1995 18:134
    
    "If you're gonna bump it, bump it with a trumpet".
    
    
12.9865Still drumming somewhere, last I'd heardDECWIN::RALTOClinto Barada NiktoWed Dec 06 1995 18:1413
    Poor "Little Ricky", don't get no respect... :-)
    
    I assume most people know that he wasn't played by Desi Arnaz, Jr.
    Instead he was a kid of the same age named Keith Thibodeaux who they
    found in a newspaper clipping, having won some "little kid drummer"
    contest somewhere.  They brought him in, saw that he even looked
    like Desi, tried him out, signed him up, changed his name to "Richard
    Keith", and proceeded to almost never use him in the series (he
    actually has very little cumulative on-screen time in the series).
    But he did get to play a lot with Desi Arnaz, Jr., who says that
    he came to hate the name "Little Ricky" for various reasons.
    
    Chris
12.9866MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Dec 06 1995 18:166
> he was a kid of the same age named Keith Thibodeaux who they
> found in a newspaper clipping

Tiny, eh? I'm glad they were charitable towards him.


12.9867SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIRhubarb... celery gone bloodshot.Wed Dec 06 1995 18:187
    
    re: .9863
    
    When's your next race???  
    
    :) :)
    
12.9868Caught in the pressDECWIN::RALTOClinto Barada NiktoWed Dec 06 1995 18:248
>> > he was a kid of the same age named Keith Thibodeaux who they
>> > found in a newspaper clipping
>>
>> Tiny, eh? I'm glad they were charitable towards him.
    
    Yeah, he was pretty much a two-dimensional character on the show...
    
    Chris
12.9869CNTROL::JENNISONRevive us, Oh LordWed Dec 06 1995 18:269
    
    	Sometime after I get someone to take pictures of my buttocks.
    
    	That should give me plenty of time to train ;-)
    
    	BTW, only a person of Polish extraction would believe someone
    	who told them what women talk about in locker rooms ;-).  There
    	are laws against such things!
    
12.9870SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIRhubarb... celery gone bloodshot.Wed Dec 06 1995 18:3416
    
    Well Karen... national origin aside... it also happened in my step
    class.
    
     It was about 1/2 way through the class and two, ahem, ladies were
    whispering just a few steps behind me.. So, being the sweet, polite and
    impish person that I am ;), I asked them "Why don't you share it with
    everyone in the class?" They immediately quieted down, but I kept
    badgering them and finally one of them yelled out.."I SAID YOU HAVE A
    NICE A**!"
    
     I didn't think it was possible, but the mirror in front of me
    confirmed the fact that I turned about 4 shades of red...
    
     Verifiable BTW... just let me know if you want her NODE::NAME....
    
12.9871ACISS1::BATTISA few cards short of a full deckWed Dec 06 1995 18:574
    
    .9870
    
    gee Andy, I get that all the time from women. " You are such an a**"
12.9872CNTROL::JENNISONRevive us, Oh LordWed Dec 06 1995 19:304
    
    	It must be tough to be you, Andy ;-)
    
    	
12.9873SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIRhubarb... celery gone bloodshot.Wed Dec 06 1995 20:026
    
    
    Nope, Karen... very easy... I just don't let it go to my head... :)
    
    God forbid I should ever be one of those that count!!!! OY!!!
    
12.9874I can watch surgery on my dogs, but not other humansDECLNE::REESEMy REALITY check bouncedWed Dec 06 1995 22:2512
    .9821
    
    DelBlasto, glad you warned me you're so squeamish; I won't bore 
    you with the details of my Anterior Cervical Distechtomy and Fusion
    OR the cadaver bones the neurosurgeon used for the fusion ;-}
    
    Obviously this had to be done under general anesthetic, but they
    brought me 'round fast so I could be sure to say yes/no when he
    stuck a needle in various parts of both arms saying "can you feel
    this?  How 'bout this"?   No, no, no, YEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!
    
    
12.9875TROOA::COLLINSDreaming on our dimes...Thu Dec 07 1995 02:077
    
    I had my tonsils out, once.
    
    Otherwise, my medical history is pretty dull.
    
    I'm workin' on that liver transplant, though.
    
12.9876WMOIS::GIROUARD_CThu Dec 07 1995 09:178
    Hmmmm... human parts inventory
    
            in               out
    
           tonsils         appendix
           adnoids         3 molars
           wisdom teeth
           etc, etc. 
12.9877Topaz would've been fascinatedWAHOO::LEVESQUEsmooth, fast, bright and playfulThu Dec 07 1995 10:251
    Thank you for sharing. :-)
12.9878BUSY::SLABOUNTYExit light ... enter night.Thu Dec 07 1995 13:546
    
    	RE: Joan
    
    	If you had your tonsils out more than once, I'd have to wonder
    	about you.
    
12.9879SMURF::WALTERSThu Dec 07 1995 13:562
    That's the trouble with Canada's socialized medicine.  Everyone takes
    advantage.
12.9880TROOA::COLLINSDreaming on our dimes...Thu Dec 07 1995 14:154
    
    Well, the free jello and ice cream, as well as the bottomless glass
    of ginger ale, are powerful incentives.
    
12.9881CNTROL::JENNISONRevive us, Oh LordThu Dec 07 1995 14:367
    
    	TTHT
    
    	Being asked to "consider" returning to R40 status for a
    	few months.
    
    
12.9882BUSY::SLABOUNTYForeplay? What's that?Thu Dec 07 1995 14:594
    
    	I've been thinking of returning to K40 status, but I can't find
    	a good place for the CB in either of my cars.
    
12.9883BARSTR::JANDROWGreen-Eyed Lady...Thu Dec 07 1995 16:104
    
    what are you know, karen???
    
    
12.9884ACISS1::BATTISA few cards short of a full deckThu Dec 07 1995 16:362
    
    <---- a woman.
12.9885CONSLT::MCBRIDEpack light, keep low, move fast, reload oftenThu Dec 07 1995 17:061
    CB?  Shawn, how 70's.  
12.9886yet another colleague lured away by big dollarsWAHOO::LEVESQUEsmooth, fast, bright and playfulThu Dec 07 1995 17:431
    another one bites the dust.
12.9887DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Thu Dec 07 1995 17:4811
    
    
    	grumble....  
    
    	TTHT  queuing something to my color printer only to have it
    		tell me that the ribbon needs to be replaced.  So 
    		I replace it and expect it to pick up where it left
    		off.  It didn't.  I have to requeue the file and it
    		takes FOREVER to load because there's a repeat of
    		a lot of colors......  grumble.
    
12.9888ACISS1::BATTISA few cards short of a full deckThu Dec 07 1995 17:514
    
    .9887
    
    try an inkjet JJ, no ribbons, no worries mate.
12.9889CNTROL::JENNISONRevive us, Oh LordThu Dec 07 1995 17:574
    
    	raq, I'm currently R32 (Fridays off) 
    
    
12.9890WAHOO::LEVESQUEsmooth, fast, bright and playfulThu Dec 07 1995 18:174
    TTHT:
    
     discovering I confused Montepulciano d'Abruzzo with Vino Nobile de
    Montepulciano. 
12.9891a preposition?PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BThu Dec 07 1995 18:183
   .9890  {scowl}
	  so what did you end up with?
12.9892BIGQ::SILVAEAT, Pappa, EAT!Thu Dec 07 1995 18:2211
| <<< Note 12.9889 by CNTROL::JENNISON "Revive us, Oh Lord" >>>


| raq, I'm currently R32 (Fridays off)


	Bummer, Karen. Child care costs will be going up. Spending less time
with the kids will happen. I can see why this is not a good thing. 


Glen
12.9893ACISS1::BATTISgrandmagotrunoverbyacamaroThu Dec 07 1995 18:234
    
    .9892
    
    Glen, you forget the obvious reason, 3 day weekends.
12.9894BIGQ::SILVAEAT, Pappa, EAT!Thu Dec 07 1995 18:257
| <<< Note 12.9893 by ACISS1::BATTIS "grandmagotrunoverbyacamaro" >>>


| Glen, you forget the obvious reason, 3 day weekends.

	She is a Digital employee.... that thought NEVER would have entered her
mind! :-)
12.9895WAHOO::LEVESQUEsmooth, fast, bright and playfulThu Dec 07 1995 18:374
    >         so what did you end up with?
    
     a Montepulciano d'Abruzzo from some unknown producer. We'll see if
    it's any good. I really wanted a brunello, but that was way more $.
12.9896SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIRhubarb... celery gone bloodshot.Thu Dec 07 1995 18:436
    
    
    re: brunello
    
    Isn't she in one of those Viking operas with the horny helmet???
    
12.9897TROOA::trp669.tro.dec.com::Chrisit's tummy time!Thu Dec 07 1995 18:471
Take it to the *whine* topic!  8*)
12.9898watch him fall asleepWAHOO::LEVESQUEsmooth, fast, bright and playfulThu Dec 07 1995 18:563
    >Isn't she in one of those Viking operas with the horny helmet???
    
     Brunhilde
12.9899WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!!!SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIRhubarb... celery gone bloodshot.Thu Dec 07 1995 18:572
    
    >watch him fall asleep
12.9900WAHOO::LEVESQUEsmooth, fast, bright and playfulThu Dec 07 1995 18:581
    told ya
12.9901told ya NUTTIN!!!!!SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIRhubarb... celery gone bloodshot.Thu Dec 07 1995 19:0321
    
    Nope... I got it dear Doctah...
    
    I realize what the reference was to "Zzzzzzzzzzz..." and my 'reactions"
    during plays....
    
     My WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH was sorta a jab at you "correcting" me... 
    
    and the piece de resistance???  :) :) :) :)
    
    
    
      For some unexplainable reason, I enjoy operas immensely! Maybe it's
    because I can't understand a darned thing, or maybe the singing/music
    is so much different that "musicals". I dunno...
    
     But anyway... You cited an opera for your "told ya" and you was
    wrong!!!!!
    
    :) :)
    
12.9902DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Thu Dec 07 1995 19:067
    
    
    	re: Mark
    
    	Well if the group could afford and justify buying one, I'm sure I'd
    	have one.  =)
    
12.9903BUSY::SLABOUNTYGTI 16V - dust thy neighbor!!Thu Dec 07 1995 19:137
    
    	I hate going to a vending machine and trying to decide between
    	Almond Joy and Mounds candy bars.
    
    	I always end up singing the commercial to figure out which one
    	has nuts in it.
    
12.9904DSSDEV::AAARGH::LOWELLGrim Grinning Ghosts...Thu Dec 07 1995 19:149
    re: .9864 POWDML::HANGGELI "Little Chamber of Tummy Time"
>                              -< Name that show >-
>
>    
>    "If you're gonna bump it, bump it with a trumpet".
    
    Gypsy
    
    Ruth
12.9905and no more 3 day weekends :-(CNTROL::JENNISONRevive us, Oh LordThu Dec 07 1995 19:1511
    
    	Glen,
    
    	I don't care about the childcare cost, as I'll be taking home
    	an extra 20% pay (greater than 1 day's childcare).  The big
    	loss is for the kids.  Not that I'm *that* much fun to be around,	
    	but I am family, so I count one notch above daycare.
    
    	Karen
    
    	
12.9906DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Thu Dec 07 1995 19:1716
    
    
    	Does anyone in ZKO have a color printer connected to a PC
    	that I can load a floppy into and print something on two
    	sheets of labels?
    
    	Doesn't have to be today, tomorrow is fine.  (****ed thing
    	doesn't realize that there's a new ribbon in there)
    
    	FS has been summoned.
    
    
    	Thanks
    
    	JJ
    
12.9907POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Tummy TimeThu Dec 07 1995 19:176
12.9908BIGQ::SILVAEAT, Pappa, EAT!Thu Dec 07 1995 19:267
| <<< Note 12.9905 by CNTROL::JENNISON "Revive us, Oh Lord" >>>


| loss is for the kids.  Not that I'm *that* much fun to be around,
| but I am family, so I count one notch above daycare.

	You're only one notch above? Really???? :-)
12.9909MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Thu Dec 07 1995 19:275
TTHT:
    My holiday tin of cookies ("OREO 1995 - Unlock the Magic"), with
    Santa smiling and waving as he blindly pilots his sleigh over a
    cheery snow-covered rooftop, is empty.

12.9910BUSY::SLABOUNTYGTI 16V - dust thy neighbor!!Thu Dec 07 1995 19:333
    
    	Geez, it must suck to be you, Jack.
    
12.9911CNTROL::JENNISONRevive us, Oh LordThu Dec 07 1995 19:345
    
    	Yes, Glen, just one notch.  If it were between school and
    	me, Emily just might choose school.  I'm gaining popularity,
    	though, or at least, I was before this happened.
    
12.9912COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertFri Dec 08 1995 02:3458
Travel.  Airports.  Travel Agents.

Showed up at Logan yesterday about 1/2 hour before my flight and had to
argue my way into Terminal B parking.

	"How long are you going to be here."

	"Till tomorrow."

	"You have to go to Satellite Parking."

	"I'll miss my flight."

	"You're supposed to be at the airport two hours before a
	 flight now.  Security rules.  Parking restrictions."

	"Newspaper said the parking restrictions were lifted."

	"No, they're still in effect.  We have very limited parking
	 now."

Eventually he let me into the garage and I caught my flight.

Last week when I called American Express to make reservations, the second
time I was told "we'll have to call you back" I told them I was going to
have to hold, because they always call back when I'm in a meeting.  Finally
get an agent.

	"I want to go to Pittsburgh on US Air flight 157 on the 06th of
	 December at 11:45 am."

	"That's available.  It arrives in Pittsburgh at 1:28 pm."

	"Thank you.  And I want to return the next evening on US Air
	 flight 2146 at 8:05 pm."

	"I can't find that flight.  What time did you say?"

	"8:05"

	"That's now flight 1275 at 8:20 getting in at 9:55"

	"OK."

Stupid me didn't look at the tickets carefully when they arrived.

The other recruiter has tickets for flight 2146 at 8:05, so we go to dinner
and head to the airport in time for him to catch his flight.  I get in line
to check my bags and notice that there's no flight 1275 on the boards."

	"That flight was at 8:20 am, sir."

Fortunately there were seats on flight 2146.

Grrrr.  What did American Express think I was doing?  Flying to Pittsburgh
just for dinner and spending the night?  Idjits.

/john
12.9913WMOIS::GIROUARD_CFri Dec 08 1995 09:051
    gee Shawn, i thought the word "almond" would give it a way... :-)
12.991438099::SILVAEAT, Pappa, EAT!Fri Dec 08 1995 12:1712

	Not so much a thing to hate, but something that is sad. The Coffee Man
was supposed to take my cat last night. Knowing this, I knew she was going to a
good home. But on Wednesday night, his daughter brought home 2, 8 week old
kittens. So, he was not able to take the cat. While I enjoy having her around,
my alergies are getting worse. I need to find a good home for her. Anyone want
a cat that is part duck, and part dog, with the state of Maine running up the
side of her nose? 


Glen
12.9915WAHOO::LEVESQUEsmooth, fast, bright and playfulFri Dec 08 1995 12:235
    TTHY: 
    
     The two little <r.o.> that pounded a ketchup packet into the table
    next to us, showering me with ketchup. Feral children = coyote food.
    Grrr.
12.9916SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIRhubarb... celery gone bloodshot.Fri Dec 08 1995 12:2712
    
    re: .9915
    
    Doc...
    
    And of course, your two lovely little ones would never, ever think of
    doing something like that (Whilst you weren't looking of course ;)
    
    re: .9914
    
    Note 14 in classified_ads
    
12.9917BIGQ::SILVAEAT, Pappa, EAT!Fri Dec 08 1995 12:4311
| <<< Note 12.9916 by SOLVIT::KRAWIECKI "Rhubarb... celery gone bloodshot." >>>

| re: .9914

| Note 14 in classified_ads

	Thanks, Andy. I'll do that on Monday, if I can't find someone this
weekend. 


Glen
12.9918DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Fri Dec 08 1995 13:1019
    
    
    	re:  John
    
    	I have the number of someone in Corporate travel if you'd
    	like to lodge a complaint.  I plan to call them very soon.
    	AMX has been useless for the past couple months, so you're
    	not alone.
    
    
    	TTHT:   tomorrow's forecast.  I've been busting my *** (and 
    		spending a fair amount of money) to get ready for
    		a craft fair tomorrow.  Now they're predicting up
    		to, if not more than, 10" of snow for tomorrow which will
    		keep the number of people down that will come to the
    		fair which means I won't sell as much as I might have.
    		Like I had the time to prepare for something that will
    		most likely turn out to be a flop.  I DESPISE WINTER!!!
    
12.9919ACISS1::BATTISgrandmagotrunoverbyacamaroFri Dec 08 1995 13:142
    
    JJ tell us how you *really* feel.
12.9920CONSLT::MCBRIDEpack light, keep low, move fast, reload oftenFri Dec 08 1995 13:174
    Um, I heard only 2-4" before turning to rain.  It will still be sloppy
    though and will most likely have the same effect as if we did get 10+".
    
    Brian
12.9921MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Fri Dec 08 1995 13:442
I think the "turning to rain" part is limited to coastal areas in NH.

12.9922TROOA::COLLINSDreaming on our dimes...Fri Dec 08 1995 13:447
    
    TTHT:
    
    Mysteries.
    
       - Mr. E
     
12.9923BOXORN::HAYSSome things are worth dying forFri Dec 08 1995 14:0412
Houston,  TX,  which I might be making a trip to very very soon,  has
been setting record high temperatures.  I'll think of shoveling snow and
driving on icy roads if I'm there.  Promise.

Oh,  and I hate bugs that only show up on the systems online in an oil 
refinery,   and not in the test systems in our lab.  The good news is that
automatic failover works great.  The bad news is that it's getting a good
test.


Phil
12.9924DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Fri Dec 08 1995 14:398
    
    
    	Brian,
    
    	Not for my area.  According to the weather report this
    	morning, where I am is supposed to get *dumped* on !!
    	sigh.....
    
12.9925BARSTR::JANDROWGreen-Eyed Lady...Fri Dec 08 1995 16:168
    
    brian, north and west of 495 to the newhampshire-ish border are
    supposed to get about double of what they are predicting for the boston
    area...and chances are it won't change to rain all that soon.  so, with
    that in mind, and knowing you sortakindainaway live in my neighborhood,
    watch out...i still have the 'stang...
    
    
12.9926TROOA::COLLINSDreaming on our dimes...Fri Dec 08 1995 16:308
    
    TTHTAED:
    
    GPFs.
    
    Gosh, if our industry ever made a desktop product that worked right, 
    we'd never be able to sell the *next* product.  ;^)
    
12.9927Me: "Yeah, 1-800-EAT-****"SCASS1::EDITEX::MOOREPerhapsTheDreamIsDreamingUsFri Dec 08 1995 18:279
    .9912
    
    AMEX : "Sir, someone will call you back".
    
    Me:    "I'm standing at an airport pay phone.
    
    AMEX : "Is there a number listed on that phone ?"
    
    Seriously, this happened.  
12.9928BOXORN::HAYSSome things are worth dying forFri Dec 08 1995 18:295
Well,  my possible trip to Houston is now sometime after Monday.  Oh well.


Phil
12.992935568::BATTISgrandmagotrunoverbyacamaroFri Dec 08 1995 18:352
    
    <---- say hello to Bud Adams for me.
12.9930CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend, will you be ready?Fri Dec 08 1995 20:314


 Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
12.9931CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend, will you be ready?Fri Dec 08 1995 21:1810


 I would really prefer not to have another day like this one, thank you very
 much.




 Jim
12.9932CSC32::M_EVANScuddly as a cactusFri Dec 08 1995 22:053
    Friday night and another hur of work to go.
    
    meg
12.9933CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend, will you be ready?Fri Dec 08 1995 23:0610

 Friday night and I'm finally outta here...






 Jim
12.9934"I've been meaning to call you since 9:00AM!!!DECLNE::REESEMy REALITY check bouncedFri Dec 08 1995 23:458
    Friday night; ready to leave and some numbnut calls at 17:59!!!
    
    After he laughs about "getting in under the wire" (we shut off our
    800# @ 20:00EST) he tells me he needs non-standard warr uplifts
    for an server with a bazillion options that will not get intalled
    at the factory!!!!
    
    
12.9935POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Tummy TimeSat Dec 09 1995 14:454
    
    It's been snowing since about 8:30am 8^/.
    
    
12.9936COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertSat Dec 09 1995 15:2914
The scanner which arrived yesterday without SCSI cable and software is
still sitting there like a boat anchor.

FedEx showed up with the SCSI cable from MacMall, but the manufacturer was
supposed to have shipped the missing software for morning delivery today,
but it wasn't on the FedEx truck and I haven't seen Airborne or UPS.

I'm expecting MacMall to refund the overnight shipping cost for the scanner
($31) under their overnight delivery guarantee, but they seem to think they
met their obligation when the useless scanner arrived.

Grrrrrr.

/john
12.9937USAT05::SANDERRSat Dec 09 1995 17:136
    never got to sleep real good last night, we had been to Ruby Tuesday's
    and the food sucked.  Now I'm dragging and we have a party to go to
    tonite, one of 4 Christmas parties on my schedule...maybe I can pull
    the "coming down with the flu routine."  Nobody wants to be around ya
    then!
    NR
12.9938CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend, will you be ready?Sat Dec 09 1995 17:384


   Wackos on the road (and in the grocery store)
12.9939POLAR::RICHARDSONCPU CyclerSat Dec 09 1995 23:102
    Yet another 15 cm dusting of snow today to add to the 60 cm already on
    the ground and other areas.
12.9940BIGQ::SILVAEAT, Pappa, EAT!Sat Dec 09 1995 23:4710

	Going to my parents house last night and having my mother tell me she
has taken up smoking again. AAAARRRRHHHH!!!!  I'm thinking of telling her that
I am going to stop being safe when having sex until she quits for good. But I'm
not sure this would be the right way to go. (of course I wouldn't stop being
safe)


Glen
12.9941DEVLPR::DKILLORANNo Compromise on FreedomMon Dec 11 1995 11:477
    
    TTHTW:
    
    Having a second close call with a Lynn police cruiser.  It seems
    everytime my truck slides on the ice there's a dam cop car crossing my
    path.  This time the guys wouldn't even have seen it comming.....
    
12.9942BIGQ::SILVAEAT, Pappa, EAT!Mon Dec 11 1995 11:584

	Dan, you really want to take out a cruiser, don't you? Do you sit and
wait for them to come along? :-)
12.9943GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed Lady...Mon Dec 11 1995 13:517
    
    
    tth:  transmission in the 'stang decided it didn't want to go anymore. 
    thankfully, i was just getting off route 2 and had enough 'umph' to
    cruise into a parking lot.  the upcoming bill certainly is going to be
    a tth, but that'll be at the end of the week...not to mention a rental
    car bill, if i can stomache paying their prices...
12.9944ACISS1::BATTISgrandmagotrunoverbyacamaroMon Dec 11 1995 14:065
    
    the hapless Bears losing to the hapless Bengals, thus sparing the
    rest of the NFL the sight of them in the playoffs. I expect the
    Bears to be drafting defense and more defense. They sure have fizzled
    since losing to the Steelers.
12.9945DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Mon Dec 11 1995 17:1111
    
    
    	Bummer about the car -raq....  =(
    
    
    	TTHTW   not doing very well at the craft fair.  There was a good
    		turn out but I didn't sell much.  Not nearly enough to
    		have made it worth the effort I put into it.  The only
    		thing I felt good about was that the scholarship fund
    		it was a fundraiser for, did very well.
    
12.9946GIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Mon Dec 11 1995 22:0115
I mananaged to pour half a mug of coffee on my hand while fighting to get a 
door open. The skin between my first and second fingers has gone a lovely 
shade of pink and typing/writing hurts.
{whimper} {whimper}

It's raining.

People keep trying to foist deceased/dying mail products onto me.  I may well 
be the "DPD (tm)", but do have _some_ self-respect.


My fingers hurt.
{grizzle whimper moan}

\C
12.9947re: Title of ASKENET #965.1MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Tue Dec 12 1995 00:113
ttht:
   Buttinsky dogooder busybodies.

12.9948GIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Tue Dec 12 1995 00:264
'slonely in here.



12.9949SMURF::WALTERSTue Dec 12 1995 11:103
    Wifey borrowed my car, without noticing that the skis & poles were
    not tied to the roof bars.  Two poles crushed on Rte 3.
    
12.9950SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Tue Dec 12 1995 11:2311
    
    
    	ttht:
    
    	throttle cable sheathing cracked in the cold and throttle stuck
    wide open on my escort. Had to catch a ride into work with a friend.
    The worst part is that I can't drive the car to the nice warm garage
    down the street...I'll have to fix it in the driveway. Ack...
    
    
    jim
12.9951WAHOO::LEVESQUEsmooth, fast, bright and playfulTue Dec 12 1995 11:571
    Still don't have access to the spec files on my PC.
12.9952NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Dec 12 1995 12:143
re .9947 (busybodies):

I thought it was pretty funny myself.
12.9953BUSY::SLABOUNTYDILLIGAFTue Dec 12 1995 12:347
    
    	Without even looking back at ASKENET, I remember the title [and
    	author] of that entry.  8^)
    
    	Colin, why would you lay the skis/poles on the car without ty-
    	ing them down?  It's your own fault.
    
12.9954SMURF::WALTERSTue Dec 12 1995 12:403
    It all happened so fast.   I took them off my feet, put them on the
    car, intending to tie them down after the frostbite had worn off.
    But whoosh, she was gone. 
12.9955MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Tue Dec 12 1995 12:469
re: Gerald

I suppose it was funny in the same way that the NEW_HAMPSHIRE noter
suggested the Baptist church to the person who asked where to find a
Roman Catholic church in Nashua.

Our favorite son is lucky he wasn't making his suggestions in person,
in which case he might have earned a fat lip for his troubles.

12.9956SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIRhubarb... celery gone bloodshot.Tue Dec 12 1995 13:044
    
    
    Good thing he wasn't in a bar....
    
12.9957SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Tue Dec 12 1995 13:179
    
    
    	ttht:
    
    
    	$36 for a new throttle cable....ack...
    
    
    
12.9958WAHOO::LEVESQUEsmooth, fast, bright and playfulTue Dec 12 1995 13:351
    At least it's a cheap fix. 
12.9959GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed Lady...Tue Dec 12 1995 13:496
    
    last two...
    
    i'll pay for that throttle cable if you pay for my 'new' tranny....
    
    
12.9960DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Tue Dec 12 1995 13:577
    
    
    	.... a not so warm apartment.  (I think it's time for a formal
    		letter to go to the landlord, listing my complaints)
    
    	.... using Static Guard and it doesn't work
    
12.9961il fait froidPENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BTue Dec 12 1995 14:167
    i would like to point out that today is not a good day to be
    poking around under the hood of your car in the parking lot -
    adding coolant, for instance.  especially without gloves.  you'll
    just have to trust me on this.

    this has been a public service announcement.
12.9962TROOA::COLLINSDon't do what Donny Don't does!Tue Dec 12 1995 14:183
    
    ...WITH GUITARS!
    
12.9963:-) look on the bright side :-)CSLALL::HENDERSONFriend, will you be ready?Tue Dec 12 1995 14:3013
>    i would like to point out that today is not a good day to be
>    poking around under the hood of your car in the parking lot -
>    adding coolant, for instance.  especially without gloves.  you'll
>    just have to trust me on this.

 
Well, at least you didn't have too far to walk to get into the building!





12.9964WAHOO::LEVESQUEsmooth, fast, bright and playfulTue Dec 12 1995 15:009
    >         <<< Note 12.9961 by PENUTS::DDESMAISONS "person B" >>>
    >                           -< il fait froid >-
    
    >i would like to point out that today is not a good day to be
    >poking around under the hood of your car in the parking lot -
    >adding coolant, for instance.  
    
    So it's too cool to add coolant, then? One wonders why you'd have to
    but... carry on.
12.9965NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Dec 12 1995 15:071
If your coolant's too low, your heater won't work.
12.9966PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BTue Dec 12 1995 15:1112
    
>    So it's too cool to add coolant, then? One wonders why you'd have to
>    but... carry on.

	well you see, i just love freezing my hands off. 
	
	oh wait, no.  now i've got it.  it's because the coolant was low
	and the engine was threatening to overheat.  yes, i think that's
	the reason.
  
	
	
12.9967snaggedVMSNET::M_MACIOLEKFour54 Camaro/Only way to flyTue Dec 12 1995 15:211
    people who play Grab-ass at work.
12.9968BUSY::SLABOUNTYDo you wanna bang heads with me?Tue Dec 12 1995 15:295
    
    	I had to give up my VXT2000 today.
    
    	Oh well.  At least I still have the PC.
    
12.9969It's a dirty job, etc...DECWIN::RALTOClinto Barada NiktoTue Dec 12 1995 15:347
    >>	throttle cable sheathing cracked in the cold and throttle stuck
    >>  wide open on my escort.
    
    Wow, Jim... next time you might want to try a different escort
    service that maybe has some younger models...
    
    Chris
12.9970BIGQ::SILVAEAT, Pappa, EAT!Tue Dec 12 1995 15:353

	Milady.... just pour water into your radiator..... ;-)
12.9971PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BTue Dec 12 1995 15:564
>	Milady.... just pour water into your radiator..... ;-)

	;> er, thank you, mr. goodwrench, but the coolant was really 
	low.  i mean, we're talkin' l-o-w low.
12.9972BIGQ::SILVAEAT, Pappa, EAT!Tue Dec 12 1995 16:081
<----- then pour in HOT water. :-)
12.9973POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Tummy TimeTue Dec 12 1995 17:426
    
    TTHT:  VTX.
    
    No more need be said.
    
    
12.9974BUSY::SLABOUNTYDuster :== idiot driver magnetTue Dec 12 1995 17:465
    
    	TTHT??  VTX is a TTHED.
    
    	8^)
    
12.9975POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Tummy TimeTue Dec 12 1995 17:484
    
    Shawn, when you're right, you're right.
    
    
12.9976TROOA::COLLINSSparky DoobsterTue Dec 12 1995 17:483
    
    ...and when your rong, your rong.
    
12.9977POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Tummy TimeTue Dec 12 1995 17:502
    
    When you're hot, you're hot.
12.9978LANDO::OLIVER_Bthere must be some way outta here...Tue Dec 12 1995 18:071
    and when you're not, you're cold.
12.9979BUSY::SLABOUNTYDuster :== idiot driver magnetTue Dec 12 1995 18:103
    
    	Bonnie, you missed a word in your p_n.
    
12.9980????LANDO::OLIVER_Bthere must be some way outta here...Tue Dec 12 1995 18:121
    insert one big ol' question mark?
12.9981BUSY::SLABOUNTYDuster :== idiot driver magnetTue Dec 12 1995 18:153
    
    	"There must be some kinda way out of here ..."
    
12.9982LANDO::OLIVER_Bwith no direction home...Tue Dec 12 1995 18:311
    it wouldn't all fit ;p
12.9983BUSY::SLABOUNTYErin go braghlessTue Dec 12 1995 18:508
    
    	I figured.
    
    	That's when you run the whole thing together and capitalize the
    	1st letter of every word for "separation":
    
    	"ThereMustBeSomeKindaWayOuttaHere"
    
12.9984BSS::S_CONLONA Season of CarneliansTue Dec 12 1995 18:522
    Shawn, when you run the whole thing together, ItMakesItMuchHarderToRead,
    though.
12.9985BUSY::SLABOUNTYErin go braghlessTue Dec 12 1995 18:538
    
	>ItMakesItMuchHarderToRead,
    
    	Yeah, I see what you mean.  Could someone translate this mess for
    	me?
    
    	8^)
    
12.9986TROOA::COLLINSSparky DoobsterTue Dec 12 1995 19:125
    
    TTHT:
    
    Looking RIGHT AT a problem and not seeing it.
    
12.9987BIGQ::SILVAEAT, Pappa, EAT!Tue Dec 12 1995 19:305
| <<< Note 12.9986 by TROOA::COLLINS "Sparky Doobster" >>>

| Looking RIGHT AT a problem and not seeing it.

	I'm surprised that you keep a mirror around. :-)
12.9988TROOA::COLLINSSparky DoobsterTue Dec 12 1995 19:323
    
    Go get me something to beat you with, Glen.
    
12.9989BIGQ::SILVAEAT, Pappa, EAT!Tue Dec 12 1995 19:456
| <<< Note 12.9988 by TROOA::COLLINS "Sparky Doobster" >>>


| Go get me something to beat you with, Glen.

	You've got something already and it's quite handy. :-)
12.9990WAHOO::LEVESQUEsmooth, fast, bright and playfulWed Dec 13 1995 10:231
    Yeah, but you'd enjoy that far too much. 
12.9991BIGQ::SILVAEAT, Pappa, EAT!Wed Dec 13 1995 12:076

	I gave the cat away today. I'm gonna miss her. :'-(


Glen
12.9992ACISS1::BATTISgrandmagotrunoverbyacamaroWed Dec 13 1995 12:134
    
    well, the ACI has officially been sold to ADP. Come February we will
    be moving to a new location in beautiful downtown Schaumburg. Lucky
    us, yes we are.
12.9993TROOA::COLLINSSparky DoobsterWed Dec 13 1995 12:167
    
    Does this mean that we won't have Battis to batter?
    
    Zounds!
    
    :^(
    
12.9994ACISS1::BATTISgrandmagotrunoverbyacamaroWed Dec 13 1995 12:194
    
    fear not !joan, you can't get rid of me that easy. It means an
    additional 10-15 minute drive. But, the good news is, it's right next
    to the new Hooter's restaraunt.
12.9995MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Dec 13 1995 12:284
> the good news is, it's right next to the new Hooter's restaraunt.

You'll have to take Al in there for a good time, Mark.

12.9996SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Wed Dec 13 1995 13:007
    
    re: cheap fix
    
    	yeah, better than a new tranny I s'pose...:)
    
    
    
12.9997DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Wed Dec 13 1995 13:1316
    
    
    	Coming home last night to find a notice from the electric
    	company informing me that because my landlord hasn't paid
    	the electric bill, anything that's hooked up their meter
    	(ie: our heat/hot water) will be shut off on 12/22.  Said	
    	landlord had no clue what the electric company was talking
    	about and is calling them this morning.
    
    	Ironic, seeing as I typed up a 2+ page letter to the landlord
    	yesterday, explaining everything I've been unhappy about over
    	the past year and that I probably won't be renewing my lease
    	next year.  It's no longer just "probably".
    
    	And I hate moving........
    
12.9998TROOA::COLLINSSparky DoobsterWed Dec 13 1995 13:143
    
    SOAPBOX MOVING PARTY!!!!
    
12.9999ACISS1::BATTISgrandmagotrunoverbyacamaroWed Dec 13 1995 13:142
    
    bummer JJ, moving does suck.
12.10000SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIRhubarb... celery gone bloodshot.Wed Dec 13 1995 13:157
    
    Paradox alert
    
    TTHT...
    
    People who aren't happy unless they're miserable....
    
12.10001ACISS1::BATTISgrandmagotrunoverbyacamaroWed Dec 13 1995 13:216
    
    andy, that was mighty big of you to give up the big 10000 snarf!!
    Steve Leech, would be proud. 
    
    P.S. I know a few of those types, never happy all the time. miserable
    wretches.
12.10002no brainer...SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIRhubarb... celery gone bloodshot.Wed Dec 13 1995 13:232
    
    >andy, that was mighty big of you to give up the big 10000 snarf!!
12.10003TROOA::COLLINSSparky DoobsterThu Dec 14 1995 00:2619
    
    After dining at a noodle house on Yonge Street this evening, I ventured
    out into the cold and encountered an old friend of mine.  He was out on
    the streets, jobless, homeless, supporting himself by selling this kind
    of weekly newspaper (a publication called `Outreach'), which the homeless
    buy for 30 cents/copy and sell for $1.
    
    I gave him ten bucks and promised to find him again later in the week
    (since he now works the same corner regularly); hopefully, I can give
    him a bit more after payday.  I'd invite him to stay over, except that
    I'm not all that sure it's the most responsible decision to make on
    behalf of my wife.  I'm sure she'd say yes, but on the other hand, I
    haven't been in touch with this guy for some time, and I really have no
    clue regarding the circumstances that have led him to where he finds
    himself now.
    
    A *major* downer.  >:^(
    
                           
12.10004BIGQ::SILVAEAT, Pappa, EAT!Thu Dec 14 1995 11:187

	!Joan.... that's so sad. I'm glad you're the personality that you are,
cuz you prove it day after day. I'm sure your friend is glad, too. 


Glen
12.10005BARSTR::JANDROWGreen-Eyed Lady...Thu Dec 14 1995 12:084
    
    it's snowing...
    
    
12.10006LANDO::OLIVER_Bwith no direction home...Thu Dec 14 1995 12:341
    is this snow for real?
12.10007ACISS1::BATTISgrandmagotrunoverbyacamaroThu Dec 14 1995 12:482
    
    no Oph, it's just a figment of your imigination. Go back to sleep.
12.10008LANDO::OLIVER_Bwith no direction home...Thu Dec 14 1995 12:512
    i could do with a few more figments...where's my christmas
    list...
12.10009BARSTR::JANDROWGreen-Eyed Lady...Thu Dec 14 1995 13:295
    
    yeah, the white stuff is for real...and am told that it's really
    getting bad out in the twin city area...
    
    
12.10010POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Tummy TimeThu Dec 14 1995 13:304
    
    Minneapolis/St.Paul?
    
    
12.10011i figured someone would ask...BARSTR::JANDROWGreen-Eyed Lady...Thu Dec 14 1995 13:327
    
    no, fitchburg/leominster
    
    
    %^>
    
    
12.10012State of a billion mosquitosCBHVAX::CBHLager LoutThu Dec 14 1995 13:417
>    Minneapolis/St.Paul?
    
ah, yes.  `This place has two seasons: winter, and road repairing season.'  
(Although they don't seem to do the latter too well judging by the number of 
potholes.)

Chris.
12.10013SMURF::WALTERSThu Dec 14 1995 13:421
    If it's "white stuff", then it may be a pigment of your imagination.
12.10014LANDO::OLIVER_Bwith no direction home...Thu Dec 14 1995 13:451
    this may just be a figment, but isn't white free of pigment?
12.10015SMURF::WALTERSThu Dec 14 1995 14:023
    Titanium and Zinc oxide are pigments, yet are these not white?
    The swallows may fly south in winter, but are they strangers to
    our land?
12.10016SMURF::BINDEREis qui nos doment uescimur.Thu Dec 14 1995 14:033
    What...
    
    ...is your favourite colour?
12.10017POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Tummy TimeThu Dec 14 1995 14:048
    
    Blue!
    
    No, yellow!
    
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaagggghhh!
    
    
12.10018LANDO::OLIVER_Bwith no direction home...Thu Dec 14 1995 14:081
    why, the color purple, of course.
12.10019CRONIC::BOURGOINEThu Dec 14 1995 14:195
>>    The swallows may fly south in winter, but are they strangers to
>>    our land?

	European or African????

12.10020ACISS1::BATTISgrandmagotrunoverbyacamaroThu Dec 14 1995 14:213
    
    
    I I don't know... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
12.10021LANDO::OLIVER_Bwith no direction home...Thu Dec 14 1995 14:221
    tonsils look good.
12.10022BUSY::SLABOUNTYAfterbirth of a NationThu Dec 14 1995 14:406
    
    	Speaking of purple, I just painted my room yesterday ... violetta,
    	to be exact.
    
    	Looks good.
    
12.10023LANDO::OLIVER_Bwith no direction home...Thu Dec 14 1995 14:444
    .10022
    
    for some reason i was just reminded of the new comedy central
    ad - the guy hanging out in his mother's womb - breaker! breaker!
12.10024TROOA::COLLINSSparky DoobsterThu Dec 14 1995 14:553
    
    TOO...MUCH...SNOW...MUST...WARN...OTHERS!
    
12.10025ACISS1::BATTISgrandmagotrunoverbyacamaroThu Dec 14 1995 15:084
    
    well !joan, enjoy it, bathe in it, rejoice in it. You are now
    guaranteed a white Christmas. I love reading about other cities getting
    pelted with snow. I am such a morbid persom, yes I am.
12.10026CONSLT::MCBRIDEpack light, keep low, move fast, reload oftenThu Dec 14 1995 19:344
    What pray tell does a persom look like and why would one of them be
    morbid?  It is not a very nice name, persom, ungainly and not handsome
    at all so I can understand the tendency towards morbidity. Doesn't
    really roll off the tongue, does it?  
12.10027CBHVAX::CBHLager LoutThu Dec 14 1995 20:235
>    What pray tell does a persom look like

can't help you there, I'm afraid... :)

Chris.
12.10028TROOA::COLLINSSparky DoobsterThu Dec 14 1995 23:1413
    
    Shopping, tonight, I purchased 3 bottles of assorted alcoholic 
    beverages; a $7 bottle, an $8 bottle, and a $20 bottle.
    
    Walking home, I did something I've not done in a long time: I slipped
    on the ice and landed flat on my back, cracking my head against the 
    sidewalk.
    
    Unfortunately, I also broke one of the bottles upon the completion of 
    my trip to the ground.
    
    The $20 bottle, of course.
                               
12.10029MPGS::MARKEYI'm feeling ANSI and ISOlatedThu Dec 14 1995 23:155
    
    Hope you're OK, !Joan... though I'd take a cracked bottle, even a
    $20 one, over a cracked noggin anyday...
    
    -b
12.10030TROOA::COLLINSSparky DoobsterThu Dec 14 1995 23:176
    
    Sorry, Bri, you'll have to speak up a bit...my head's a little `swimmy'
    at the moment...
    
    %^}
    
12.10031TROOA::COLLINSSparky DoobsterFri Dec 15 1995 11:125
    
    Sore neck.  Whiplash effect, I think.
    
    I think I'll sue the city for icy sidewalks...yeah...that's it...
    
12.10032ROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150 kts. is TOO slow!Fri Dec 15 1995 11:4012
    Our group is moving from the 8th floor to the 9th floor today, complete
    with a major furniture downgrade.  There doesn't appear to be enough
    room for my keyboard to sit in front of the monitor on the desk. 
    Obviously facilities has never heard of 'ergonomics':-(  We are
    supposed to have complete network access today, but there are still all
    sorts of phone, lat, and thin wire cables hanging from the ceiling. 
    Somehow I doubt we will make it.  So, if y'all don't hear from me
    any more today, you know why.  Oh yeah, I'm in Austin for training
    Monday - Wednesday, so it may be almost a week before I get back in
    here again:-(
    
    Bob
12.10033BARSTR::JANDROWGreen-Eyed Lady...Fri Dec 15 1995 11:4813
    
    my back hurts from shoveling for over and hour and a /12 last
    nite...and that was just for the front walk.  seems the numbnut who did
    it before didn't realize he should have been able to see the ground
    when he was done.  i got to dig thru packed snow and ice.  joy to the
    world.
    
    and after finally finding a receipt for a christmas gift i have to
    return (the receiver received the same thing for her birthday a few
    weeks ago...teach me to shop early), i left the bag with the
    to-be-returned stuff hanging on the doorknob at home... %^/
    
    
12.10034ACISS2::LEECHDia do bheatha.Fri Dec 15 1995 12:011
    Yeah, that last /12 of an hour is a killer.  8^)
12.10035Oh yeah... bummer about your head, too! :-)BIGQ::SILVAEAT, Pappa, EAT!Fri Dec 15 1995 12:071
	!Joan... bummer about the accident.... never break the $20 bottle. :-)
12.10036ACISS1::BATTISgrandmagotrunoverbyacamaroFri Dec 15 1995 12:303
    
    well !joan, that does sound painful, ouch. what kind of liquor was it
    for $20??? Chivas Regal, Couvesier???
12.10037TROOA::COLLINSSparky DoobsterFri Dec 15 1995 12:339
    
    Mark,
    
    'Twas a bottle of honey liqueur.  I've never had it before, so I
    thought I'd try it out, thought it'd make a nice after-dinner treat
    for the holiday season.
    
    Knocked me on my ass, it did.   ;^)
    
12.10038LANDO::OLIVER_Bwith no direction home...Fri Dec 15 1995 12:491
    !joan, be careful out there!
12.10039SMURF::WALTERSFri Dec 15 1995 13:042
    I can imagine Mr getting up, feeling warm liquid oozing down his leg
    and thinking "Arrgh! I hope that's blood...."
12.10040DASHER::RALSTONscrewiti'mgoinhome..Fri Dec 15 1995 13:136
    Last night I saw a commercial for our beloved President Clinton. Just
    to hear about all the wonderful things he has done and how the citizens
    of this country are his only concern, makes one proud to be an
    American.
    
    Maybe I should take this to the GAK topic!
12.10041BIGQ::SILVAEAT, Pappa, EAT!Fri Dec 15 1995 13:183

	HEY! That is a fine commercial, by a fine and outstanding man. 
12.10042WAHOO::LEVESQUEsmooth, fast, bright and playfulFri Dec 15 1995 13:181
    snap out of it.
12.10043LANDO::OLIVER_Bwith no direction home...Fri Dec 15 1995 13:191
    like the cow, he is outstanding in his field.
12.10044BIGQ::SILVAEAT, Pappa, EAT!Fri Dec 15 1995 13:211
<----pretty funny, bonnie!
12.10045LANDO::OLIVER_Bwith no direction home...Fri Dec 15 1995 13:231
    it's an old one.
12.10046ACISS2::LEECHDia do bheatha.Fri Dec 15 1995 14:1810
    
                          (__)
                          (oo)
                   /-------\/ 
                  / |     || \ 
                 *  ||W---|| I am NOT old. 
                    ~~    ~~  

    
12.10047LANDO::OLIVER_Bwith no direction home...Fri Dec 15 1995 14:251
    yes! yes!  tee hee hee!
12.10048BARSTR::JANDROWGreen-Eyed Lady...Fri Dec 15 1995 15:4910
    
    tthrightnow:
    
    just about everybody here in the department is at the stow acres
    country club for the group christmas party and i am here answering
    phones (thankfully, they are not ringing wildy yet).  i could have
    gone, but i was not in the mood to pay 17$ for food i don't like and 
    people i am not sure like me.
    
    
12.10049MKOTS3::JMARTINI press on toward the goalFri Dec 15 1995 16:011
    Tell your skin flint boss that our Manager took us out yesterday!
12.10050he could have had your couch!BIGQ::SILVAEAT, Pappa, EAT!Fri Dec 15 1995 16:305
| <<< Note 12.10049 by MKOTS3::JMARTIN "I press on toward the goal" >>>

| Tell your skin flint boss that our Manager took us out yesterday!

	Why didn't he leave you there??? :-)
12.10051MKOTS3::JMARTINI press on toward the goalFri Dec 15 1995 16:321
    He did!  And boy did I rack him up a nice bill!
12.10052BIGQ::SILVAEAT, Pappa, EAT!Fri Dec 15 1995 16:381
what guy named bill did you rack?
12.10053ROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150 kts. is TOO slow!Fri Dec 15 1995 17:015
    re: .10048
    
    Raq, how could anyone in their right mind, not like you?
    
    Bob
12.10054BIGQ::SILVAEAT, Pappa, EAT!Fri Dec 15 1995 17:021
jealousy, of course!
12.10055BARSTR::JANDROWGreen-Eyed Lady...Fri Dec 15 1995 17:137
    
    oh, believe me...there are plently out there...but thank you...
    
    
    :>
    
    
12.10056BARSTR::JANDROWGreen-Eyed Lady...Fri Dec 15 1995 18:424
    
    tth:...the backache that i am guessing was caused yesterday and is
    being irritated from being in this chair most of the day... ;<
    
12.10057ACISS2::LEECHDia do bheatha.Fri Dec 15 1995 19:047
    .10053
    
    
    "how could anyone in their right mind" what?  Why do you think Raq is
    not in her right mind? 
    
    8^)
12.10058WAHOO::LEVESQUEsmooth, fast, bright and playfulMon Dec 18 1995 14:259
    TTHT:
    
     Way more snow than all last year already, a huge storm predicted for
    wednesday->thursday, and I'm already sickandeffintired of shoveling.
    Not having a snowblower blows (so to speak.)
    
     Of course, at the end of january, my parents leave for Florida and I
    get their snowblower. Wanna bet the way above average snows end
    immediately thereafter?
12.10059SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIRhubarb... celery gone bloodshot.Mon Dec 18 1995 14:284
    
    
    As long as it don't snow Saturday morning!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    
12.10060Guess it's as good a time as any to dust this off :-)SUFRNG::REESE_KMy reality check bouncedMon Dec 18 1995 14:5674
DEAR DIARY,
     
     AUG. 12:  	Moved to my new home in New England.  It is so 
     		beautiful here. The mountains and woodlands are 
     		so majestic. Can hardly wait to see snow covering 
     		them.
     OCT. 14:  	New England is the most beautiful place on Earth.  
     		The leaves are turned all the shades of red and orange. 
     		Went for a ride through the beautiful mountains and saw 
     		some deer. They are so graceful. Certainly they are the 
     		most wonderful animals on Earth. This must be paradise.  
     		I LOVE IT HERE!
     NOV. 11:	Deer season will start soon. I can't imagine anyone
     		wanting to kill such gorgeous creatures. Hope it will
     		snow soon.  I LOVE IT HERE!
     DEC. 2:	It snowed last night!  Woke up to find everything
     		blanketed with white. It looks like a postcard.  I
     		went outside and cleaned the snow off the steps and
     		shoveled the driveway. I had a snowball fight with kids
		from the neighborhood (I won), and when the snowplow
		came by, I had to shovel the driveway again.  What a
		beautiful place.  I LOVE NEW ENGLAND!!
     DEC. 12:	More snow last night. I love it. The snowplow did his
     		trick again to the driveway.  I LOVE IT HERE!
     DEC. 15:	Fell on my ass in the driveway.  All that hurt was my
		feelings.
     DEC. 19:	More snow last night!  Couldn't get out of the driveway
     		to get to work. I am exhausted from shoveling.
     		THE GODDAMN SNOWPLOW CAME BY TWICE!!
     DEC. 22:	More of that white crud fell last night.  I have
     		blisters on my hands from shoveling.  I think the
     		snowplow driver hides around the corner and waits
     		until I'm done shoveling the driveway.  BASTARD!!
     DEC. 25:	MERRY STINKING CHRISTMAS!  More stinking snow.  If
     		I ever get my hands on the cretin who drives the
     		snowplow, I swear I'll drag him through the snow by
		his balls.  Don't know why they don't use more salt on
		the roads to melt the stupid ice!!
     DEC. 27:   Well, 10 more inches of that white shit fell last night.
		With the temperature at 3 below this won't melt until
		July.  Got all dressed up to go out and shovel (boots,
		jump suit, heavy jacket, scarf, earmuffs, gloves, etc.)
		hit the cold air and got the urge to pee.  What a pain
		in the ass.
     JAN 1:	More angel poop last night.  Been inside for 3 days
     		except for shoveling out the driveway after the snow-
     		plow goes through every time.  Can't go anywhere, truck's
     		stuck in a mountain of white crud.  The weatherman says
     		to expect another 10 inches tonight.  Do you know how
     		many shovels full of snow 10 inches is?
     JAN 4:	The degenerate weatherman was wrong.  We got 34 inches
     		of that white stinking crud this time.    The snowplow
		got stuck up the road and that maniac of a driver came
		to the door and asked to borrow my shovel.  After I told
		him I had broken 6 shovels already thanks to him I BROKE
     		THE LAST ONE OVER HIS STINKING HEAD!

     JAN. 20:	Finally got out of the house today.  Went to the store
     		for food and on the way back a damn deer ran in front
     		of the car and I hit it.  Did $3,000 damage.  Those
     		brainless brutes should be exterminated.  
     		WISH THE HUNTERS HAD KILLED THEM ALL LAST NOVEMBER!
     FEB 4:	Got 20 inches and then some.  I'm starting to get cabin
		fever.  The cable went out last night and 2 pipes burst.
		I've loaded the gun and am waiting for the snowplow.
     MAR 3:	Took the truck to the garage in town.  Would you believe 
     		the thing is rusting out from all the salt those lunatics 
     		from the road department put all over the roads?
     MAY 10:	Moved to Florida.  I can't imagine why anyone in their
     		right mind would ever live in that God-forsaken area of
	        the States called New England!!



12.10061DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Mon Dec 18 1995 15:0013
    
    
    	More snow coming.  The people that own my apartment building
    	don't take care of snow removal for their tenants (every other
    	place I"ve lived, has, with the exception of the sidewalk).
    	And it dawned on me this morning when I pulled the blinds up...
    	I live on the first floor.  If we get as much snow as they're
    	saying we're going to, I won't be able to see out my windows
    	at the front of the house.  I'm going to have to shovel out under
    	my windows if I want to see the sun again this winter.
    
    	Blah.
    
12.10062ACISS1::BATTISgrandmagotrunoverbyacamaroMon Dec 18 1995 15:096
    
    we are to blessed with 5-10 inches tonight and tomorrow. Hell, if it's
    going to snow that much, my not just make it 14-15, and take a snow day
    off.
    
    casual day for the next two weeks. God life is good.
12.10063LANDO::OLIVER_Bwith no direction home...Mon Dec 18 1995 15:292
    i hope all the white crap is taken care of by friday.
    i've got a flight to florida outta logan.
12.10064Westland Liquors, RIPWAHOO::LEVESQUEsmooth, fast, bright and playfulMon Dec 18 1995 16:492
    TTHT: stopping at one of my favorite wine stores and finding out that
    the cellar has been liquidated. Waaah!
12.10065NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Mon Dec 18 1995 16:551
They reconstituted the freeze-dried wines?
12.10066POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Tummy TimeMon Dec 18 1995 16:569
    
    My phone has a false voicemail message waiting light on it.  It was
    supposed to be corrected over the weekend but wasn't, so I have to
    check my voicemail every time I come back to my desk to see if anyone
    left me a message!
           ,.
    Ptui 8^p,.
           '"
    
12.10067MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Mon Dec 18 1995 17:046
            ,.
>    Ptui 8^p,.
            '"

It looks like you could use a glass of water.

12.10068ACISS1::BATTISgrandmagotrunoverbyacamaroMon Dec 18 1995 17:062
    
    well how about returning the two I left you last friday???? hhmmm
12.10069POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Tummy TimeMon Dec 18 1995 17:094
    
    You left me two glasses of water?
    
    
12.10070WAHOO::LEVESQUEsmooth, fast, bright and playfulTue Dec 19 1995 10:491
    A cold for Christmas. How nice. :v/
12.10071SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Tue Dec 19 1995 11:316
    
    
    	My daughter spiking a fever last night. 3hrs sleep again.....ack..
    
    
    
12.10072CRONIC::BOURGOINETue Dec 19 1995 12:006


				snow    
    

12.10073ACISS2::LEECHDia do bheatha.Tue Dec 19 1995 12:391
    rain
12.10074POLAR::RICHARDSONCPU CyclerTue Dec 19 1995 12:431
    {{{c-c-c-c-cold}}}
12.10075ACISS1::BATTISgrandmagotrunoverbyacamaroTue Dec 19 1995 13:042
    
    nothing.
12.10076POLAR::RICHARDSONCPU CyclerTue Dec 19 1995 15:441
    <--- Well, you're just the SOAPBOX Border Collie aren't you?
12.10077ACISS1::BATTISgrandmagotrunoverbyacamaroTue Dec 19 1995 16:562
    
    <---- yes, Glenn, I have been called a dog before. :-)
12.10078GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed Lady...Tue Dec 19 1995 17:344
    tth:  missing mr. binder and jj while at zko today...figures she
    decided to take today off...the snow isn't expected til later!!!
    
    
12.10079most yummySMURF::WALTERSTue Dec 19 1995 17:551
    You missed Mr Binder's amazing christmas confections too. 
12.10080DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Tue Dec 19 1995 18:569
    
    
    	I didn't take today off....really!  I just forgot that the
    	admin staff was going out for lunch.  The 'head admin' made
    	mention of it last week and then we didn't hear anything else
    	till around 10:00 this morning so I completely forgot about it!
    
    	I sowwy.  =(
    
12.10081ACISS2::LEECHDia do bheatha.Tue Dec 19 1995 19:187
    Rain has turned to snow, and is covering the roads.  Should make for a
    fun trip home.  Folks in this neck of the woods can't even drive in the
    rain very well (and it rains all the time here), so I expect to average
    a good 7MPH on the way home.  Sigh.  
    
    At least I am parked in the garage and won't have to scrape 1/2" of ice
    off my windows (snow is no biggie).
12.10082SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIRhubarb... celery gone bloodshot.Tue Dec 19 1995 19:246
    
    >At least I am parked in the garage and won't have to scrape 1/2" of ice
    >off my windows (snow is no biggie).
    
    
    Or 12.7mm... whichever is larger....
12.10083CSLALL::HENDERSONPraise His name I am free!Tue Dec 19 1995 19:463

 psychologists/psychologists
12.10084POLAR::RICHARDSONCPU CyclerTue Dec 19 1995 19:483
    
    
    = 1    ?
12.10085GIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Tue Dec 19 1995 20:007
sssspppiderssss

I *HATE* sssspppiderssss.  I had once waltzing on my drivers window as I was 
driving home. 
aaaaaarrrggghhh.  

\C
12.10086ACISS2::LEECHDia do bheatha.Tue Dec 19 1995 20:011
    snow=gridlock...can't even get out of the parking lot. 
12.10087BUSY::SLABOUNTYAct like you own the companyTue Dec 19 1995 20:0615
    
    	RE: gridlock
    
    	That happened to us when we were at LMO sometime back in '87 or
    	'88 or so when it seemed that all of Locke Drive [Digital plus
    	whoever else had a building on the same stretch] was let out at
    	2PM.  Took me about 45 minutes or so to clean the car off and
    	get out of the parking lot, and total time to get home was about
    	3.5 hours.
    
    	Not fun.  I did not like it one bit.
    
    	It hasn't even started snowing here in Marlboro yet, so I don't
    	think tonight's commute will be bad at all.
    
12.10088CSLALL::HENDERSONThis reply contains exactlyTue Dec 19 1995 20:0812


 re .10084


 I realize they are not one and the same..right now, I don't like either.




 Jim
12.10089CSLALL::HENDERSONThis reply contains exactlyTue Dec 19 1995 20:099


 We used to get some real good gridlock when we were in Woburn, Ma..right
 near the 128/93 junction.



 Jim
12.10090MPGS::MARKEYI'm feeling ANSI and ISOlatedTue Dec 19 1995 20:116
    
    Did you perhaps mean psychologists/psychiatrist then?
    Or psychologist/proctologist?
    Or psychologist/gynecologist?

    -b
12.10091CSLALL::HENDERSONThis reply contains exactlyTue Dec 19 1995 20:1510

 Whoops...


 I meant psychologist/psychiatrists.



 Thank you very much
12.10092ACISS2::LEECHDia do bheatha.Tue Dec 19 1995 20:1912
    After looking out the windows once more, the gridlock seems to have
    gotten worse.  Cars all up and down the access road, still can't even
    exit the parking lot.  
    
    I may be here a while.
    
    To keep this in perspective, the snow just barely covers over the
    parking lot...I mean, MAYBE an inch or a little more, tops.  Idjits.  I
    have things to do tonight, people!  If you can't drive in the snow, get
    off the road!!  I CAN.
    
    -steve
12.10093make that 51 minutes... 8^) ACISS2::LEECHDia do bheatha.Tue Dec 19 1995 20:514
    And a mere 45 minutes later, I can NOW get out of the parking lot and
    proceed to the gridlock on the main road.  
    
    Sigh.
12.10094POLAR::RICHARDSONCPU CyclerTue Dec 19 1995 21:131
    You using a cellular modem, cow man?
12.10095USAT02::SANDERRTue Dec 19 1995 22:334
    u wimps and your little snow storm...our rain turned to ice around 1pm
    andwhen we finally left at 3 pm took 3 times longer than usual...course
    ice ain't good for the power lines, so if I don't get a chance to
    finish this note, you;ll
12.10096POLAR::RICHARDSONCPU CyclerTue Dec 19 1995 22:411
    Probally have some waffles for supper...
12.10097DEVLPR::DKILLORANNo Compromise on FreedomWed Dec 20 1995 00:1610
    
    TTHT:

    Finding out that a friend of mine had a fire in her apartment 
    that...eeerrr...cooked her living room and kitchen.  :-P
    They were in the bedroom at the time so they were ok, but a lot of their
    furniture is crispy.  It turns out their Nintendo thingy adapter
    overheated and started the fire.  Just goes to show ya, TV/video games
    is DANGEROUS!
    
12.10098MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Dec 20 1995 00:184
Chele,
   I'll trade you the ssssspiderssss on your driver's window 
   for the snow on mine.

12.10099GIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Wed Dec 20 1995 00:458
Jack,  OK it's a deal.  But you'll have to collect 'em - I'm not touching the 
beasssstly things. Can you internal mail the snow?

A TTL was that when I arrived at home and scuttled out the passenger door, 
hubby arrived in time to mash the beassstie with a stick (my car survived - 
the sssspider didn't)

\C
12.10100POLAR::RICHARDSONCPU CyclerWed Dec 20 1995 00:521
    Spiders are your friend, they mean you no harm.
12.10101MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Dec 20 1995 00:553
TTHT:
   5 cm. of snow in the last 2.5 hours.

12.10102POLAR::RICHARDSONCPU CyclerWed Dec 20 1995 01:021
    How many kilograms is that?
12.10103MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Dec 20 1995 01:082
How many kilograms per what? Per hour, or per sq. m., or per degree F?

12.10104POLAR::RICHARDSONCPU CyclerWed Dec 20 1995 01:101
12.10105MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Dec 20 1995 01:133
12.10106GIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Wed Dec 20 1995 01:284
Should you be doing that sort of thing somewhere else?  Or don't you like that 
keyboard?

\C
12.10107USAT05::SANDERRWed Dec 20 1995 09:021
    Keyboards mean you no harm...
12.10108I'll be insufferable whilst on vacationMOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Dec 20 1995 11:028
TTHT:
     All the local broadcasters have pre-empted the network morning shows
     in order to do their own local storm coverage (exclusively) this
     morning.

     I can look out the window and _see_ that it's snowing. I need to know
     what Katie and Bryant and Willard and Al and Matt are doing about it!

12.10109ACISS1::BATTISgrandmagotrunoverbyacamaroWed Dec 20 1995 11:235
    
    good morning _lucky_ jack, at least your home, all snug and warm, while
    I'm here at work slaving over a hot keyboard. Life is definitely not
    fair, on the other hand, it could be worse. How much snow did you all
    get?
12.10110MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Dec 20 1995 11:252
4"-5" so far, Mark - and it's picked up the pace over the last hour.

12.10111ACISS1::BATTISgrandmagotrunoverbyacamaroWed Dec 20 1995 11:304
    
    I guess you guys may get your foot or better. We didn't get a drop, so
    I am very happy. Have fun watching Katie and Bryant, et al. She is such
    a doll.
12.10112ACISS2::LEECHDia do bheatha.Wed Dec 20 1995 11:417
    After waiting an hour to leave work, it still took me 1.5 hours to get
    home.  The roads were simply not THAT bad.  Gridlock EVERYWHERE! 
    Couldn't even go the back roads.
    
    I bet folks were still sitting on the highway at midnight.
    
    Normally, I can make it home in 20 minutes...in traffic. 
12.10113and my jaw is sore again... ;<GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed Lady...Wed Dec 20 1995 11:478
    
    went to bed last nite rather late (at least for me) and was wide awake
    at 5:20am...looked outside and it wasn't even snowing!!!  maybe 6
    inched of snow on my car...big deal.  shoveled the last 1/2 of the
    driveway just to make my exit a little smoother, and now my back sore.
    where's the freakin' storm??!!?!??!?!?!
    
    
12.10114MKOTS3::JMARTINI press on toward the goalWed Dec 20 1995 12:571
    Cccccan't we all just get along?
12.10115:-)MKOTS3::JMARTINI press on toward the goalWed Dec 20 1995 12:574
 ZZ   ice ain't good for the power lines, so if I don't get a chance to
 ZZ   finish this note, you;ll
    
    
12.10116ACISS1::BATTISgrandmagotrunoverbyacamaroWed Dec 20 1995 13:033
    
    Jack, we are all getting along just swimmingly. That is till you piped
    up, now get out there and sell for mother DEC. jeez, some people.
12.10117DECLNE::REESEMy REALITY check bouncedWed Dec 20 1995 16:415
    .10108
    
    That's why God invented cable TV and VCRs ;-)
    
    
12.10118BUSY::SLABOUNTYBeing weird isn't enoughWed Dec 20 1995 17:009
    
    	Uxbridge got somewhere between 8-10".  I dug both cars out this
    	morning, even though I was going to leave the Supra buried.  I
    	looked over at it and felt really bad that I was neglecting it,
    	and decided to give it "equal time".
    
    	And here I am, 4-5 hours late.  I wasn't shovelling for 4-5
    	hours ... maybe a little more than 1/2 of that.
    
12.10119SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIRhubarb... celery gone bloodshot.Wed Dec 20 1995 17:184
    
    
    Well Shawn... just make of for the 4-5 hours with a long lunch...
    
12.10120MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Dec 20 1995 17:506
re: Karen

Yabbut, I _GOT_ Cable and VCR's. What I _couldn't_ get was any broadcaster
who'd show the network morning programs. What I _NEEDED_ was a dish so I
could get the network feeds and ta hell with the Boston and Manchester
stations.
12.10121gasp!CSLALL::HENDERSONPraise His name I am freeWed Dec 20 1995 17:584


 Jack, don't tell me you don't like WMUR TV/Ch 9!
12.10122MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Dec 20 1995 18:2921
Well, Jim, I'll tell ya - I bought this VideoGuide thing a few months
ago which keeps all the TV listings up to date via data over the pager
frequencies, and allows me to view listings and switch to a program with
a single click.

It's got this algorithm that "floats" more frequently watched channels
to the "front" (top) of the listings so that when you're browsing through
the listings for something to watch, you'll be more likely to find something
you like (i.e. similar to what you normally watch) near the "front" and
that way it saves you the trouble of panning down through all umptey-ump
channels every time. This algorithm is "careful", in that it won't move
a channel "up" more than so many slots at a time, it won't move the same
channel "up" twice consecutively, it only moves channels "up" between
midnight and 2AM, etc.

Given all of that, and keeping in mind that I've had this thing only a few 
months and Americable gives me about 50 channels, 5 of which are premiums
that I don't subscribe to, I think WMUR Channel 9 Manchester is now somewhere
_below_ the Spanish channel out of Worcester, QVC, Nashua's 13, the sports
channels, and MTV.

12.10123BUSY::SLABOUNTYBuzzword BingoWed Dec 20 1995 18:304
    
    	Andy, I figured I'd only take an hour break this afternoon and
    	make up some of the time.
    
12.10124Good thinking!!!! ;)SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIRhubarb... celery gone bloodshot.Wed Dec 20 1995 18:321
    
12.10125SCASS1::EDITEX::MOOREPerhapsTheDreamIsDreamingUsWed Dec 20 1995 18:437
    
    .10122
    
    > It's got this algorithm that "floats" more frequently watched
      channels to the "front" (top) of the listings...
    
    Sorta like a top-floating turd list, eh ?
12.10126MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Dec 20 1995 18:582
Yes, that's the idea, Barry.

12.10127CSLALL::HENDERSONPraise His name I am freeWed Dec 20 1995 19:2211

 sounds fun, Jack.  I try to avoid ch 9 m'self.  I happened upon one of 
 their news reporters Monday evening in the Mall of NH.  He was flagging
 down shoppers and asking dumb questions like "out doing some last minute
 shopping?" and "what about this big storm coming?" It's bad enough 
 dodging all the mindless zombies parading up and down the mall without
 having to run into some bozo with a microphone and camera.


 Jim
12.10128BUSY::SLABOUNTYCan you hear the drums, Fernando?Wed Dec 20 1995 19:5713
    
   >"out doing some last minute shopping?"
    
    	"Last minute" doesn't kick in until Christmas Eve.
    
    >It's bad enough 
 >dodging all the mindless zombies parading up and down the mall without
 >having to run into some bozo with a microphone and camera.
    
    
    	If you'd put "other" before "mindless zombies" you could have
    	avoided typing the rest of the sentence.
    
12.10129CSLALL::HENDERSONPraise His name I am freeWed Dec 20 1995 20:0013
    
>   >"out doing some last minute shopping?"
    
 >   	"Last minute" doesn't kick in until Christmas Eve.
  

    which would have been my response had they stopped me.  
 


 Jim    

12.10130CBHVAX::CBHLager LoutWed Dec 20 1995 20:365
Christmas has really thrown my shopping schedule this year, since Christmas 
Eve is on a sunday (okay, most shops are still open on sundays, but I'll be 
too hungover)

Chris.
12.10131I'm assuming you DON'T want to watch weather updatesDECLNE::REESEMy REALITY check bouncedWed Dec 20 1995 21:0511
    Jack,
    
    Well if you have a VCR, don't you have any movies/tapes hanging
    around that you haven't watched yet?
    
    I have expanded cable coverage (no premium channels though), but
    I still have A&E, USA etc. if I can't find anything on network
    channels that interests me.  Heck, this might be a good time to
    be watching C-SPAN or C-SPAN2!!
    
    
12.10132BUSY::SLABOUNTYCareer Opportunity Week at DECWed Dec 20 1995 21:184
    
    	Or toss some CD's into your player and dance around in your
    	underwear while lip-singing to them.
    
12.10133MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Dec 20 1995 21:272
A scary sight, that.

12.10134BIGQ::SILVAEAT, Pappa, EAT!Wed Dec 20 1995 21:301
<---especially if they don't wear underwear....
12.10135WMOIS::GIROUARD_CThu Dec 21 1995 09:161
    infernal machines.
12.10136USAT05::SANDERRThu Dec 21 1995 09:241
    Howard Stern
12.10137WMOIS::GIROUARD_CThu Dec 21 1995 09:511
    -1 i can do that. :-)
12.10138ACISS1::BATTISgrandmagotrunoverbyacamaroThu Dec 21 1995 11:225
    
    getting my 2 month old car stereo ripped off last night. effing &*$#
    heads. I would dearly love it, if I could have wandered upon the scene
    when they were doing it. Police would have been called as a courtesy.
    Ambulance as a necessity.
12.10139CONSLT::MCBRIDEpack light, keep low, move fast, reload oftenThu Dec 21 1995 11:541
    Man, I hate it when that happens.  Hope your insruance covers it.	
12.10140BIGQ::SILVAEAT, Pappa, EAT!Thu Dec 21 1995 11:598
| <<< Note 12.10121 by CSLALL::HENDERSON "Praise His name I am free" >>>


| Jack, don't tell me you don't like WMUR TV/Ch 9!


	Jim, if Uncle Gus isn't on it anymore, then yeah, why would anyone like
that station???? :-)
12.10141SMURF::BINDEREis qui nos doment vescimur.Thu Dec 21 1995 12:316
    tthy:
    
    Ice dams.  Five figures' worth of roof work done in the summer of '94,
    and I still have leaks from ice dams.  Spent a couple hours at the top
    of a 24-foot ladder whacking away with a 3-pound drill hammer and
    sweeping snow off the roof with a garden rake.  It sux.
12.10142ACISS1::BATTISgrandmagotrunoverbyacamaroThu Dec 21 1995 12:472
    
    I guess my tth isn't as bad as yours Dick.
12.10143POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Tummy TimeThu Dec 21 1995 12:504
    
    Didn't you have ice dams last year, Dick?
    
    
12.10144ACISS1::BATTISgrandmagotrunoverbyacamaroThu Dec 21 1995 12:522
    
    or damn ice
12.10145SMURF::BINDEREis qui nos doment vescimur.Thu Dec 21 1995 13:134
    .10143
    
    No, Mz_Deb, not last year.  We had a zilch winter last year, remember? 
    Had them in '94, which was what prompted the reroofing.
12.10146GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed Lady...Thu Dec 21 1995 13:333
    que-ce que c'est "ice dam'??
    
    
12.10147SMURF::BINDEREis qui nos doment vescimur.Thu Dec 21 1995 13:428
    .10146
    
    ice dam == wall of ice at the eaves of a pitched roof, formed by the
    melting of snow from the underside.  The dam seals the edge of the roof
    so that additional melting forces the water up under the shingles,
    where it leaks through the tarpaper and wood into the attic.  From
    there it can go down inside walls and emerge EVERYWHERE - in windows,
    through plaster, in closets.  It's a mess.
12.10148SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIRhubarb... celery gone bloodshot.Thu Dec 21 1995 13:4410
    
    
    Hmmmmm....
    
    Perhaps you might want to think about increasing the angle of the
    roof???
    
    
    :) :) :)
    
12.10149POLAR::RICHARDSONCPU CyclerThu Dec 21 1995 13:471
    Or tilt the house a bit.
12.10150SMURF::BINDEREis qui nos doment vescimur.Thu Dec 21 1995 13:506
    .10148
    
    Unfortunately, it would require an increase in pitch and in the
    slipperiness of the roof, such that snow would simply not stick.  When
    you are ready to beta-test your frictionless roofing material, give me
    a call.
12.10151NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Dec 21 1995 13:521
Coat your roof with Slick 50.
12.10152SMURF::BINDEREis qui nos doment vescimur.Thu Dec 21 1995 13:531
    Is Slick 50?  I thought he was younger than that.
12.10153BIGQ::SILVAEAT, Pappa, EAT!Thu Dec 21 1995 14:023

	Heat your roof, Dick. :-)
12.10154BIGQ::SILVAEAT, Pappa, EAT!Thu Dec 21 1995 14:025
| <<< Note 12.10149 by POLAR::RICHARDSON "CPU Cycler" >>>

| Or tilt the house a bit.

	The Leaning House of Binder! The 8th wonder of the world!
12.10155MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Thu Dec 21 1995 14:142
A roof rake, used frequently, does wonders for avoiding ice dams.

12.10156ACISS1::BATTISgrandmagotrunoverbyacamaroThu Dec 21 1995 14:182
    
    <--- it also keeps the ice from building up too.
12.10157NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Dec 21 1995 14:211
Roof Rakestraw?
12.10158SMURF::BINDEREis qui nos doment vescimur.Thu Dec 21 1995 14:234
    .10155
    
    A roof rake, operated from the ground, one assumes?  That would require
    about a 50-foot boom on the rake.  Got one handy?
12.10159POLAR::RICHARDSONCPU CyclerThu Dec 21 1995 14:251
        Please keep us apprised of the rake's progress.
12.10160SMURF::BINDEREis qui nos doment vescimur.Thu Dec 21 1995 14:261
    Without it, Rack could go Stravinskiing on my roof.
12.10161MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Thu Dec 21 1995 14:2810
re:      <<< Note 12.10158 by SMURF::BINDER "Eis qui nos doment vescimur." >>>

Picky, picky, picky ...

So you got a high-profile house.

How about some of that electric eaves tape that goes on like /\/\/\/\/\/\?

I know - don't tell me. You'd need seven miles of it to do the job.

12.10162POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Tummy TimeThu Dec 21 1995 14:314
    
    Gilbert & Sullivan and Stravinsky puns within a few notes of each
    other.  Be still, my heart.
    
12.10163SMURF::BINDEREis qui nos doment vescimur.Thu Dec 21 1995 14:3610
    .10161
    
    Ackshully, both the Glob's Peter Hotten and the guy next door to me,
    who is a contractor, say that the heated wires/tapes and the aluminum
    sheeting at the eaves do no good at all.  What it will take is to
    ventilate the soffits, which I can't do until next spring at the
    earliest.  In the meantime, I've opened attic windows to lower the
    temperature as much as possible to discourage melting.  The heavy
    fiberglass insulation in the attic's floor seems to be trapping the
    heat from the furnace's ductwork.
12.10164SMURF::WALTERSThu Dec 21 1995 14:373
    > Be still, my heart.
    
    An EMT is standing by.  With a short sharp shock.
12.10165POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Tummy TimeThu Dec 21 1995 15:013
    
    From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block?
    
12.10166SMURF::BINDEREis qui nos doment vescimur.Thu Dec 21 1995 15:051
    As Captain Hook would say with a <snicker>, "Smee!"
12.10167SMURF::WALTERSThu Dec 21 1995 15:121
    Right.  It's one of the cuts in medicaid.
12.10168but you didn't mean that .. :>GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed Lady...Thu Dec 21 1995 15:328
    
    >Without it, Rack could go Stravinskiing on my roof.
    
    
    i don't know how to ski...and it's *raq*....
    
    
    
12.10169Bah bloody humbugCHEFS::ROBINSONPThu Dec 21 1995 15:463
    Things to hate today: People; people suck.
    
    Pierre
12.10170POLAR::RICHARDSONCPU CyclerThu Dec 21 1995 15:471
    I guess you suck then.
12.10171SMURF::WALTERSThu Dec 21 1995 15:481
    Naturally.  That's what one does with humbugs.
12.10172CONSLT::MCBRIDEpack light, keep low, move fast, reload oftenThu Dec 21 1995 15:528
    You should double up on the attic insulation in the roof rafters.  Add
    ridge and soffit vents.  Soffit vents should be able to be done in
    season so long as you have access to them i.e. no snow banks in the way
    etc.  This is a common problem with condos and houses without
    basements when the heating units are in the attic.  I know from
    experience, albeit second hand, what a pain this can be.    
    
    Brian
12.10173NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Dec 21 1995 15:587
Assuming your attic is unheated, you should have _no_ insulation on the
roof rafters.  It serves no purpose, and it hides damage.  Your attic floor
should have lots of insulation.

BTW, if you were spending so much money on repairs, why didn't you fix the
ventilation problem then?  Or was it insurance money that didn't cover
preventive measures?
12.10174SMURF::BINDEREis qui nos doment vescimur.Thu Dec 21 1995 16:1814
    .10173
    
    > BTW, if you were spending so much money on repairs, why didn't you fix the
    > ventilation problem then?
    
    The intention was that six feet of membrane would keep the water out. 
    
    The rafters have no insulation, the floor joists have 10" of
    fiberglass.  Soffit vents will be installed, along with a ridge vent
    or, alternatively, a gable louver in the frame of the existing four-
    light single-hung window.
    
    The roofer is gong to come take a looksee.  We might be able to do this
    in the winter, but I hate to expose workers to that kind of risk.
12.10175BIGQ::SILVAEAT, Pappa, EAT!Thu Dec 21 1995 16:343

	When Judy says, It ain't gonna happen, Glen...
12.10176ACISS1::BATTISgrandmagotrunoverbyacamaroThu Dec 21 1995 17:202
    
    <---- of course not, JJ has discriminating tastes. :-)
12.10177MPGS::MARKEYI'm feeling ANSI and ISOlatedThu Dec 21 1995 18:0230
            
    > Ackshully, both the Glob's Peter Hotten and the guy next door to me,
    > who is a contractor, say that the heated wires/tapes and the aluminum
    > sheeting at the eaves do no good at all.  What it will take is to
    > ventilate the soffits, which I can't do until next spring at the
    > earliest.  In the meantime, I've opened attic windows to lower the
    > temperature as much as possible to discourage melting.  The heavy
    > fiberglass insulation in the attic's floor seems to be trapping the
    > heat from the furnace's ductwork.

    You can feel bad, but you shouldn't feel alone. My parents have
    been plagued by the same problem for years. Numerous times,
    they have had the problem "fixed" to the tune of $10K, only
    to have the problem repeat. They too have been through the
    wires and other devices; including, I'm afraid to tell you,
    new soffit vents.

    In fact, we spent a good deal of last Saturday getting snow
    off their roof. The roof rakes are fine, but they only do part
    of the job... the snow at the bottom melts during the day and
    then freezes again at night and all the roof-raking in the world
    isn't going to budge it. We were up there on our hands and knees.

    It doesn't help that I have a TERRIBLE phobia of heights; but
    it's weird... my phobia applies to buildings only. I've danced
    around at the top of many a 14000 foot monument to nature without
    a problem, but I get 30 feet off the ground on a roof and I'm
    pissing my pants with fear... go figure...

    -b
12.10178BUSY::SLABOUNTYI smell T-R-O-U-B-L-EThu Dec 21 1995 18:238
    
    a problem, but I get 30 feet off the ground on a roof and I'm
    pissing my pants with fear... go figure...
    
    
    	Be careful when the stuff starts to run down your leg and
    	freezes ... worsens your footing, to say the least.
    
12.10179DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Thu Dec 21 1995 18:236
    
    
    	re: Glen..
    
    	Sorry, hon, he's *mine*  !!  =)
    
12.10180MPGS::MARKEYI'm feeling ANSI and ISOlatedThu Dec 21 1995 18:277
        RE: .10178

    It was only a figure of speech... in truth all the relevant
    components were already frozen and/or in deep hibernation after
    an hour on the roof... pissing was not an option.

    -b
12.10181NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Dec 21 1995 18:282
Given some of your previous comments, I'm surprised that the "components"
are capable of hibernating.
12.10182MPGS::MARKEYI'm feeling ANSI and ISOlatedThu Dec 21 1995 18:315
    
    I suffer "Willy at the beach in January" syndrome as much as
    the next guy...
    
    -b
12.10183BIGQ::SILVAEAT, Pappa, EAT!Thu Dec 21 1995 20:055
| <<< Note 12.10179 by DECWIN::JUDY "That's *Ms. Bitch* to you!" >>>

| Sorry, hon, he's *mine*  !!  =)

	That's why it is under the ttht topic. :-)
12.10184Maybe I should ask for a printer in the Christmas topic?TROOA::BUTKOVICHit's tummy time!Fri Dec 22 1995 03:4330
    I surrender... have now tried 3 different cords and 3 different
    connectors to try and get this damn printer to function.  Nothing!
    The printer *does* work - I finally figured out how to do a self-test
    and was able to generate a printout of ASCII characters.  I also
    figured out how to print a list of the features and values stored in
    the printer - it indicated that the Baud rate is 4800, so I made that
    adjustment on the Port and Printer settings in the control panel.
    If I try and print something from Keaterm, the print manager indicates
    
                                               Status         Size
    IBM Proprinter on COM1                     printing
        > KT 420                               printing       94% of 2K
    
    stays that way for a couple of minutes, and then the status on line
    one changes to !stalled.
    
    If I try to print a Word document, the Print Manager indicates 
    
    IBM Proprinter on COM1			idle
    
    I do not have an installation manual and can't find one around the
    office anywhere - would anybody else have one for a LA75 Companion
    Printer?
    
    Can anybody point me to a notes file for printer information?
    
    Thanks  ;-(
    
    
    
12.10185TROOA::COLLINSSparky DoobsterFri Dec 22 1995 11:253
    
    Prognosis for contract renewal:  poor
    
12.10186GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed Lady...Fri Dec 22 1995 12:0713
    
    bummer, !joan... ;<
    
    
    tthanydaythatiamrunninglateduringtheschoolyear:
    
    that flipping *volunteer* crossing guard on south street who thinks she
    actually can direct traffic...kept me waiting nearly 5 minutes while
    she chatted with parents and collected gifts and let every other bozo
    on the side streets and driveways go before letting those waiting in
    traffic go...
    
    
12.10187USAT05::SANDERRFri Dec 22 1995 12:284
    raq:
    
    there IS a topic on just that subject here in 'Boxland entered by a
    RWARRENFELTZ. wjoever thas
12.10188CSLALL::HENDERSONPraise His name I am freeFri Dec 22 1995 12:364


 malls.  
12.10189MKOTS3::JMARTINI press on toward the goalFri Dec 22 1995 12:522
    1-800-344-4825....Press the option for the technical consulting
    center.
12.10190POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Tummy TimeFri Dec 22 1995 13:0612
    
    .10187
    
    Oh yeah, Wafflefartz!  I remember him.   Yeah, I remember him.
    
    Rumour has it he left Digital and became a male prostitute in
    Washington, DC.  Or did he join Bill Clinton's staff, as he often
    stated was his dream?  Can't remember which.
    
    
    
                                                
12.10191GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERRIP Amos, you will be missedFri Dec 22 1995 13:138
    
    
    
    I heard he is playing santa claus at all the malls.  They figured they
    could save a bundle on pillows for the stuffing.
    
    
    Deb, prostitue or staffer for slick.  Pretty much the same thing, eh?
12.10192Happy holidays!DASHER::RALSTONscrewiti'mgoinhome..Fri Dec 22 1995 13:169
    TTHT: 
    
    Went out to start my car this morning, just like I do every morning,
    turned the key and click-click-click. Not good, not good! Now I will
    probably have to remove the starter and return it to where I purchased
    it only two months ago. It wouldn't be so bad except of course it is
    the holiday weekend and the temperature this morning was a balmy 8
    degrees. Tomorrow is suppose to be colder and my garage is without
    heat.
12.10193SMURF::WALTERSFri Dec 22 1995 13:2111
    > prostitue or staffer for slick.  Pretty much the same thing, eh?
    
    Reminds me of a famous exchange between two 19th Century politicians:
    
    Pol 1: "Egad sir, I know not whether you will die of the pox or on the
            gallows".
    
    Pol 2: "It depends sir, whether I embrace your mistress, or your
            principles".
    
    
12.10194DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Fri Dec 22 1995 14:0728
    
    
    	AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
    
    	I *hate* the blasted building I live in.  I wish there was
    	a way I could break my lease without getting penalized for
    	it.
    
    	After getting ready for bed last night (11:00) I notice that
    	the apartment is getting cold so I turn up the heat.  Half
    	hour later, still colder.  So I turn on the hot water faucet.
    	Lukewarm.  Call the mgmnt company and the gas company.  Woman
    	on the other end tells me it may just need to be reset.  So 
    	I have to get redressed, throw on my coat and go back outside
    	to get into the cellar to reset the (**&*%&%* furnace.  Works
    	ok, mgmnt. company calls, I tell them I restarted the furnace.
    	Go to bed.  Wake up at 6:00 freezing cold.  Furnace shut off
    	again.  Call mgmnt. company, call the gas company.  Replay the
    	above (this time the guy at the gas company p***ing me off by
    	telling me that 62 degrees isn't really that cold).  Owner
    	of building calls.  I explain. "So there was a service guy out
    	there last night?"  "No, *I* had to get dressed and go out and
    	reset the furnace.  You'd better have someone check it."  Call
    	into work and explain that I may be in very late depending on
    	what the furnace does.  I sleep till 8:30 and get in at 10:15.
    
    
    	
12.10195toasty warm...GAAS::BRAUCHERWelcome to ParadiseFri Dec 22 1995 14:124
    
      62 ?  We set our thermostat at 62.  Our furnace works fine.
    
      bb
12.10196DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Fri Dec 22 1995 14:148
    
    
    	bb
    
    	Well everyone has their idea of warm.  62 isn't it for me.
    	I prefer 68-70.  My apt. is very drafty and floors are always
    	cold in the fall/winter so it makes it worse.
    
12.10197PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BFri Dec 22 1995 14:545
  :-<  

  !joan, you can't go.  i've thought about it, and
  i'm afraid i really must insist.
12.10198MPGS::MARKEYI'm feeling ANSI and ISOlatedFri Dec 22 1995 15:026
    
    I agree !Joan... Lady Di and I are going to get together...
    she'll pin down your arms and I'll pin down your legs
    and prevent you from leaving...
    
    -b
12.10199PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BFri Dec 22 1995 15:052
  .10198  ;>  good imagery.
12.10200TROOA::COLLINSSparky DoobsterFri Dec 22 1995 15:1910
    
    Well, I could hang around the building looking for unattended terminals
    to note from, but the security guard (and everyone else, for that
    matter) knows me too well.
    
    Y'all will have to e-mail my cost centre manager and make a case for
    extending my contract.
    
    Be sure to mention my prolific noting.  :^)
    
12.10201MPGS::MARKEYI'm feeling ANSI and ISOlatedFri Dec 22 1995 15:245
    
    Look, there will be no more talk of leaving us young man,
    or you'll be sent straight to your room!!
    
    -b
12.10202TROOA::COLLINSSparky DoobsterFri Dec 22 1995 15:253
    
    {{{nervous silence}}}
    
12.10203GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed Lady...Fri Dec 22 1995 15:2511
    
    >>(this time the guy at the gas company p***ing me off by telling 
    >>me that 62 degrees isn't really that cold).
    
    remind me not to invite you over anytime before thaw...:> :>  my heat
    barely makes it to 62 if i am home alone.  i just bundle up in sweats
    and whatnot.  if i have company, i put it up to 65... :> :>
    
    
    
    
12.10204DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Fri Dec 22 1995 15:476
    
    
    	Thanks for the warning.......  =)  I"m sure if I were paying
    	for it I might have it a bit lower but....  I think a lot of
    	the problem is the lousy insulation...
    
12.10205BIGQ::SILVAEAT, Pappa, EAT!Fri Dec 22 1995 15:569
| <<< Note 12.10198 by MPGS::MARKEY "I'm feeling ANSI and ISOlated" >>>


| I agree !Joan... Lady Di and I are going to get together...
| she'll pin down your arms and I'll pin down your legs
| and prevent you from leaving...


	Can I help??? Can I help????
12.10206MPGS::MARKEYI'm feeling ANSI and ISOlatedFri Dec 22 1995 16:004
    
    What's left that you propose pinning down? :-)
    
    -b
12.10207BIGQ::SILVAEAT, Pappa, EAT!Fri Dec 22 1995 16:016
| <<< Note 12.10206 by MPGS::MARKEY "I'm feeling ANSI and ISOlated" >>>


| What's left that you propose pinning down? :-)

	Ohhh.... I could think of a few things...... :-)
12.10208GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERRIP Amos, you will be missedFri Dec 22 1995 16:034
    
    
    
    This has taken such an unseemly turn........
12.10209BIGQ::SILVAEAT, Pappa, EAT!Fri Dec 22 1995 16:049
| <<< Note 12.10208 by GRANPA::MWANNEMACHER "RIP Amos, you will be missed" >>>




| This has taken such an unseemly turn........


	Mike, it wouldn't be unbecoming....trust me.... ;-)
12.10210MPGS::MARKEYI'm feeling ANSI and ISOlatedFri Dec 22 1995 16:053
    
    Sew...
    
12.10211PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BFri Dec 22 1995 16:052
  .10208  you ain't kiddin', mikey.
12.10212CONSLT::MCBRIDEpack light, keep low, move fast, reload oftenFri Dec 22 1995 16:593
    Darn!  This thread has me in stitches.  Seriously, we need to button
    hole !joan, baste his mgmt., and cuff the person upside the head that 
    would cancel the contract.  
12.10213not the flight itself, just the early part 8^)ACISS2::LEECHDia do bheatha.Fri Dec 22 1995 17:411
    TTHT: Early morning flight tomorrow. 
12.10214EST::RANDOLPHTom R. N1OOQFri Dec 22 1995 17:593
TTHT: Blinking Christmas lights. Especially those chaser lights that look
      like they should be surrounding the words "USED CARS".
      
12.10215MPGS::MARKEYI'm feeling ANSI and ISOlatedFri Dec 22 1995 18:016
        RE: .10214

    I've often wondered how many epileptics drive off of cliffs
    during the Christmas season...

    -b
12.10216GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERRIP Amos, you will be missedFri Dec 22 1995 18:116
    
    
    We've got the blinking lights, the kids love them.
    
    
    Mike
12.10217BUSY::SLABOUNTYIt's 7 o'clock and I wanna mosh ...Fri Dec 22 1995 18:126
    
    	I like the blinking ones.  If possible, I like to get 3 or 4
    	sets of lights all blinking at different times on the same tree.
    
    	The non-blinking ones are so boring.
    
12.10218SMURF::BINDEREis qui nos doment vescimur.Fri Dec 22 1995 18:143
    I have blinking lights around the edge of my screen.  The program can
    play a whole bunch of holiday tunes, but I've got that feature turned
    off except when the screen saver is snowing.
12.10219TROOA::COLLINSSparky DoobsterFri Dec 22 1995 18:588
    
    So, my mgmt. tells me this afternoon that they want to extend me for
    two weeks into January, so that they can wring any remaining useful
    information from my brain, and then cut me loose.
    
    January 12th is my last day, if I don't leave of my own accord before
    then.
    
12.10220MPGS::MARKEYI'm feeling ANSI and ISOlatedFri Dec 22 1995 19:054
    
    I'm definitely bumming !Joan. Youz good peeplz.
    
    -b
12.10221TROOA::COLLINSSparky DoobsterFri Dec 22 1995 19:096
    
    I am humbled by all the kind words.  You're all good folx.
    
    :'^(
    
    
12.10222FluDYPSS1::COGHILLSteve Coghill, Luke 14:28Fri Dec 22 1995 19:1011
   Normally, this should be an event for the things to like note, but...
   
   
   Friend of ours was smack dab in the middle of that heave your guts
   out for a day, body hurts all over, riddled with fever flu everyone's
   been getting (mine hit last Sunday).  Right in the middle of her
   misery, she goes into labor.  Baby boy was born 2AM and is doing
   fine.  Mom's kinda tired.
   
   Most of my women-type friends just go around saying "I can't even
   begin to imagine what that must have been like."
12.10223MPGS::MARKEYI'm feeling ANSI and ISOlatedFri Dec 22 1995 19:135
    
    That's awful!!! Well, at least it turned out well, but I sure
    feel badly for the mom... childbirth is hard enough!!!
    
    -b
12.10224CSC32::M_EVANScuddly as a cactusSat Dec 23 1995 00:056
    heaving the guts out while in labor doesn't sound like fun at all. 
    labor, however can be fun and, most times, you get a prize at the end.  
    
    Seriously, glad mom and baby are doing well.  
    
    meg, mother of three
12.10225Not a good dayTROOA::TEMPLETONNo sugar addedSat Dec 23 1995 00:449
    jc, 
    
    Sorry to see you go, but don't you have some way of showing the
    powers to be that they can't get along without you? :-)
    
    Another TTHT
    
    Spending most of to-day trying to install a CDROM in my system, and
    failing :-(
12.10226EVMS::MORONEYOperation Foot BulletSat Dec 23 1995 02:376
re .10147++:

Install ridge/soffit vents.  The idea is to keep the whole roof deck below
freezing so the snow doesn't melt in the first place.  Check to be sure the
roof is clear of insulation to the soffits, and the floor insulation covers
the whole floor, including to where the roof meets the outside wall.
12.10227The old man in the roadVMSNET::M_MACIOLEKFour54 Camaro/Only way to flySat Dec 23 1995 15:473
    Finding out a friend of mine will be in pain for many years to come
    during this time of year, for something that wasn't his fault.
    Having to call him up and try and help him.
12.10228CSLALL::HENDERSONPraise His name I am freeMon Dec 25 1995 02:2913


 80 year old woman killed in Derry tonight while crossing the street to 
 attend a Christmas Eve mass at her church.  Scott and I happened upon 
 the scene while they were hauling her out to the hospital, and I said
 to Scott "I hope it wasn't someone hit while going to church"..unfortunately
 it was :-(




 Jim
12.10229FACTS....WSTENG::DSMITHTue Dec 26 1995 09:5030
    
    
    re 11.11152
    
    "England being drawn against Scotland in the (football) European Cup
    next June, and having the play at Wembley Stadium. The authorities will
    be bricking themselves.
    
    The last time the mad Jocks came down the Wembley they tore upthe turf
    and stole the goal posts. Avoid London on June 15th `96."
    
    As a "mad jock", the above pisses me off. Scotland's football (soccer)
    supporters have travelled to 5 World Cup Finals and a European
    Championship Finals over the past 20 years. Their behaviour has been
    impeccable with very few, if any, arrests. They have won awards for
    their behaviour and have been praised by locals and police forces for
    their good-humor and manners.
    
    Compare that with the England supporters who have caused havoc and
    riots at soccer matches throughout Europe for the past 20 years. 
    Hundreds arrested and deported, city centres wrecked by these
    hooligans, matches abandoned due to violence. They even rioted in their
    own towns and cities when they were defeated in the WC semi-final in
    1990 with people being killed.
    
    Ask yourself which group of supporters you would wish to visit your
    city/country.
    
    Danny.
    
12.10230CBHVAX::CBHLager LoutTue Dec 26 1995 10:097
don't point the finger and go around yelling things like `facts', matey.  The 
Scottish fans may be perfectly behaved when abroad, but this is certainly *not* 
reflected when they visit England.  From past experience, I'd expect large 
scale fighting, beatings, muggings and theft when they visit Wembley.  And, 
no, I'm not being anti Scottish, just remembering what happens every time.

Chris.
12.10231GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERRIP Amos, you will be missedTue Dec 26 1995 10:217
    
    
    
    Uh oh, world war three started between England and Scotland over
    footie.
    
    
12.10232CSLALL::HENDERSONPraise His name I am freeTue Dec 26 1995 12:1110


 Hearing something last night that I didn't want to hear, but am not too sur-
 prised at hearing it.




 Jim
12.10233 is it the holiday already? :)DASHER::RALSTONscrewiti'mgoinhome..Tue Dec 26 1995 13:192
    Having to come to work the day after Christmas and in addition, all the
    networks being hosed. I'm working on an old VT320, yuk!
12.10234SMURF::BINDEREis qui nos doment vescimur.Tue Dec 26 1995 14:4610
    .10225
    
    Should be easy now that Plug and Play is a reality.  BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
    
    The way it SHOULD work is that you power down the system, connect the
    CD-ROM, power up the system, stick in the installation floppy, double-
    click the Installer.  Worked like a champ for me.  On a Mac, of course.
    
    :-)
    
12.10235Ghosts roam the halls this very minute.SCASS1::GUINEO::MOOREPerhapsTheDreamIsDreamingUsTue Dec 26 1995 15:484
    
    TTHT:
    
    Being here.
12.10236BUSY::SLABOUNTYExit light ... enter night.Tue Dec 26 1995 16:013
    
    	Oh, you love it and you know it.
    
12.10237BUSY::SLABOUNTYExit light ... enter night.Tue Dec 26 1995 16:058
    
    	My Cross pen ran out of ink last night, so I'm Cross-less until
    	I see my sister tonight, who's going to pick up a refill for me
    	at work.
    
    	So I'm using a green Faber Castell Uni-Ball Onyx.  Nice, but not
    	the same as a Cross.
    
12.10238CONSLT::MCBRIDEpack light, keep low, move fast, reload oftenTue Dec 26 1995 16:071
    Shawn, just how do you manage to endure the travails of your life?!?!  
12.10239BUSY::SLABOUNTYTwisted forever, forever twisted.Tue Dec 26 1995 16:143
    
    	It ain't easy being me, but somehow I continue.
    
12.10240NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Dec 26 1995 16:171
I guess penlessness in Shawn's Cross to bear.
12.10241CSLALL::HENDERSONPraise His name I am freeTue Dec 26 1995 16:1712


 That's almost as sad as the woman here at work who bought an assortment of
 cookies from a local bakery, only to find out Christmas Eve that the
 assortment contained no macaroons!  Horrors!  I came to work this AM and
 she was reading the bakery the riot act.  I advised her to hire a lawyer and
 sue for the emotional duress.



 Jim
12.10242GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERRIP Amos, you will be missedTue Dec 26 1995 16:218
    
    
    
    
    It's all a matter of perspective, muppetman.....some people have none.
    Z
    
    
12.10243WSTENG::DSMITHWed Dec 27 1995 12:0129
    
    
    re .10230.
    
     I'm not going to get involved in a slanging match here but a few points
    I would like to make.
    
     The annual Scotland v England fixture was stopped after nearly a
    century of matches due to crowd trouble. Correct, Scotland fans were
    involved in lots of trouble at the Wembley fixture but in recent years
    their behaviour around the world has been impeccable. The last time the
    2 teams met was at Hampden Park in Glasgow. I attended the game and the
    violence and mayhem throughout the city centre, caused by England
    "fans" was terrible. These are facts. Scotland supporters have proved
    recently that they can travel abroad and mix with foreign supporters
    without any trouble. Facts and figures prove that England fans cannot.
    
     I would like to think that next years match will take place without
    any problems. However, I have a feeling that there will be large scale
    trouble at these championships, and however much you try to disguise
    it, the common factor will be the morons who claim to be England
    football supporters.
    
     Danny.
    
    ps I'm not being anti-English here, I replied to the original note
    simply because this conference is read world-wide. The content of the
    note suggested that Scots soccer fans are hooligans when everyone in
    Europe knows that is not the case.
12.10244TROOA::COLLINSSparky DoobsterWed Dec 27 1995 12:237
    
    I met some Scots here in Toronto a few months ago who PROUDLY
    claimed that Hadrian's Wall had been built because the people 
    of Scotland were too violent.
    
    Me, I have no opinion.   :^)
    
12.10245CBHVAX::CBHLager LoutWed Dec 27 1995 12:5418
re .10243 (wow, these numbers are getting big)

probably fair enough, although there're one or two points worth addressing: 
most of the trouble caused at matches isn't by supporters of the game, but by 
people who turn up looking for a fight; I'd guess that probably over 99% of 
the true supporters are well behaved.

The other point is one that I don't have much in the way of facts to support, 
and I'd be interested to hear any comments either in support or against it: 
I've heard from various sources that much of the hooliganism attributed to 
English supporters abroad is perpetrated by people of other nationalities 
(some from the British Isles, some not) who masquerade as English supporters 
in the knowledge that the finger of blame is unlikely to be pointed in their 
direction (and, by this, I'm not trying avert the blame from the English yob 
element!  I acknowledge that they exist, I've met them too)  Anybody have any 
further info?

Chris.
12.10246BUSY::SLABOUNTYGo Go Gophers watch them go go go!Wed Dec 27 1995 13:0935
    
    	Here's a good one:
    
    	I stopped in at the AT&T Phone Center on Route 9 in Shrewsbury,
    	and asked the guy behind the counter if he had a 5500T power
    	cord for a cordless phone.  He tells me that not all cords are
    	made to be taken out, to which I reply that the base comes off
    	with 5-6 screws and the cord is held on with spade terminals.
    
    	So he tells me that they don't stock the cords, and that the
    	phone should be sent to an authorized repair center so that
    	they can fix it for $55.  This is where I mention to him that
    	the cord costs maybe $10.
    
    	Amazing.  They're going to charge me $55 to replace a $10 cord.
    
    	So I asked him if he had a demo phone with a cord that wasn't
    	being used.  And to this he replies that they have cut all the
    	cords off of the demo phones.  
    
    	I relayed this story to a friend, and he tells me I should go
    	out and buy a new phone, remove the cord, and bring it back
    	because "this phone has no power cord".  8^)
    
    	If I called a repair center, would they be willing to send me
    	a new cord?  Or will they give me the same run-around as the
    	phone center did?
    
    	I'm definitely not paying $55 to have the cord replaced, and
    	it's not worth getting rid of the phone [$80+ to replace, and
    	I paid $130 for it about 3 years ago] unless I decided to up-
    	grade to a 900MHz model.  But if I do that I'll wind up tell-
    	ing AT&T why I decided to buy a Panasonic or Tropez phone in-
    	stead of another AT&T.
    
12.10247ACISS1::BATTISgrandmagotrunoverbyacamaroWed Dec 27 1995 13:116
    
    Lager Lout and Danny
    
    Your fans could not possibly be as rude and ignorant as the fans
    from New Jersey. I *JUST*  knew there was a good reason to nuke
    that whole state. damn idgits
12.10248ACISS1::BATTISgrandmagotrunoverbyacamaroWed Dec 27 1995 13:149
    
    !joan
    
    Very funny, holiday tunes on the way home, with no radio.......
    
    well, you will be happy to know that I have had my new one installed as
    of yesterday. Bummer about you leaving though, just when I was getting
    used to your noting. Give that good chap, (cost center mgr) a slap
    upside the head for me.
12.10249MAIL1::CRANEWed Dec 27 1995 13:146
    
    Well ah could you give me a couple of hours notice before you nuke...I
    still think there is hope for my children. After all they were born in
    Nashua, N.H.
    
    Thanks.
12.10250TROOA::COLLINSSparky DoobsterWed Dec 27 1995 13:2012
    
    .10248, Mark:
    
    >...just when I was getting used to your noting. 
    
    I've lost my cutting edge, have I?  ;^)
    
    >Give that good chap, (cost center mgr) a slap upside the head for me.
    
    I'm collecting all these notes...when he realizes the vast repercussions
    of my departure, he'll change his tune right quick!  :^)
    
12.10251COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertWed Dec 27 1995 13:205
Buy an extension cord, a grommet, and some spade lugs; cut the socket end
off the cord, stick the cord throught the grommet, tie a knot in it, and
solder on the spade lugs.

/john
12.10252ACISS1::BATTISgrandmagotrunoverbyacamaroWed Dec 27 1995 13:312
    
    gawd, I love it when /john talks technical.
12.10253CONSLT::MCBRIDEpack light, keep low, move fast, reload oftenWed Dec 27 1995 13:491
    He said grommet!  Can he say grommet in here?!  
12.10254Where's Mr. Binder when you need him?COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertWed Dec 27 1995 13:551
Only if he provides a Latin translation.
12.10255BUSY::SLABOUNTYDo ya wanna bump and grind with me?Wed Dec 27 1995 13:597
    
    	Thanks, John ... I think I could fix it if it were a bad cord.
    	10 years of installing stereo systems in cars does wonders for
    	wiring and crimping skills.
    
    	The actual bad part is the transformer.
    
12.10256Power cord .nes. wall cubeCOVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertWed Dec 27 1995 14:033
Well, if you meant the wall cube, why didn't you say the wall cube.

/john
12.10257CSLALL::HENDERSONPraise His name I am freeWed Dec 27 1995 14:104


 Yeah, Shawn, why??
12.10258BUSY::SLABOUNTYOf course you can touch this.Wed Dec 27 1995 14:135
    
    	Because, John, the transformer and cord are 1 piece.  So if I
    	went into a store and asked for the power cord, I would get the
    	whole thing as 1 piece.
    
12.10259just for mz_debraCNTROL::JENNISONA turkey and some mistletoeWed Dec 27 1995 14:1513
    
    	Steve C.,
    
    	Your friend's labor sounds a lot like my first labor, even though
    	I didn't have the flu.
    
    	Of course, they made me stop pushing when my fever hit 103 degrees.
    
    	Nothing like 37 hours of labor to make you appreciate the miracle
    	of childbirth.
    
    	Karen
    
12.10260COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertWed Dec 27 1995 14:204
Well, at the store they probably knew that, but here that wasn't obvious
to those of us who have never owned that particular device.

/john
12.10261BUSY::SLABOUNTYOf course you can touch this.Wed Dec 27 1995 14:224
    
    	Good point ... I thought it was obvious, but I also know what
    	it looks like.
    
12.10262POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Tummy TimeWed Dec 27 1995 14:494
    
    Thank you SO MUCH, Karen 8^p.  
    
    
12.10263ACISS1::BATTISgrandmagotrunoverbyacamaroWed Dec 27 1995 15:053
    
    I know deep down that deb LOVES kids, and secretly yearns for some of
    her own. I just know it.
12.10264GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERRIP Amos, you will be missedWed Dec 27 1995 15:368
    
    
    My daughter's going to a neurologist because she's been having
    headaches and dizzy spell for the last few months.  At least they are
    persuing trying to find out what's going on.
    
    
    Mike 
12.10265MPGS::MARKEYI'm feeling ANSI and ISOlatedWed Dec 27 1995 15:389
    
    Mike,
    
    Good plan having it checked out... and a word of encouragement...
    I know a young woman who had a similar problem and it turned
    out to be a problem with her eyes that was corrected with
    glasses. So chin up dude!
    
    -b
12.10266GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed Lady...Wed Dec 27 1995 15:547
    
    mikey, is your daughter blonde??  :> :>  just kiddin'...i hope it isn't
    anything too terribly serious...i hate it when kids are sick... :<
    
    ttht:  having something go wrong with a beautiful christmas present and
    hoping there is a 'cure' for it...
    
12.10267GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERRIP Amos, you will be missedWed Dec 27 1995 15:5813
    
    
    Yup, it's a bit nerve racking, especially since the funeral of our
    friends 11 year old who was having headaches and all for a year which
    they treated as sinus problems but turned out to be a brain tumor which
    could have been treated.  I told the wife that I wanted things to start
    happening and that I would go to the doctors with Genna if she wanted
    to push them for more aggresive treatment.
    
    
    Thanks all,
    
    Mike
12.10268BUSY::SLABOUNTYMy other account is on an ALPHA AXPWed Dec 27 1995 16:166
    
    >ttht:  having something go wrong with a beautiful christmas present and
    >hoping there is a 'cure' for it...
    
    	Did you try replacing the batteries??
    
12.10269CSLALL::HENDERSONPraise His name I am freeWed Dec 27 1995 16:1910


 Mike, hope all is well.  My youngest, Scott, had similar things going on
 a few years ago.  Turned out to be nothing to worry about.




 Jim
12.10270GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed Lady...Wed Dec 27 1995 18:017
    
    re: .10268
    
    my name is not ms./mrs. labounty...
    
    
    
12.10271MPGS::MARKEYI'm feeling ANSI and ISOlatedWed Dec 27 1995 18:0717
    
    TTHT:
    
    Major gross out. I walked into the men's room and the last
    unoccupied stall was a mess... blood on the front of the
    bowl, blood on the seat, a big smear of blood on the floor.
    Needless to say, I walked to another bathroom...
    
    Why couldn't he clean up after himself? (Whoever he was?)
    I mean, ok, if you're about to be taken out in the ambulance,
    that's one thing... but I know of no such injuries happening
    here. The cleaning crews should not be left to deal with
    someone else's blood, urine or feces.
    
    Pigs and the age of AIDS do not mix.
    
    -b
12.10272BUSY::SLABOUNTYBuzzword BingoWed Dec 27 1995 18:085
    
    	Why does that last line remind me of "Deliverance"?
    
    	The mind boggles.
    
12.10273Last few replies should be in the GAK topicCOVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertWed Dec 27 1995 18:151
Squeal!
12.10274BUSY::SLABOUNTYWhy don't you bend for gold?Wed Dec 27 1995 18:186
    
    	RE: raq
    
    	Well, don't worry, if you were Mrs. Labounty I'd be sure to wake
    	you until you replaced the batteries in that alarm clock.
    
12.10275COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertWed Dec 27 1995 18:221
Get a rheum!
12.10276BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityWed Dec 27 1995 18:268
| <<< Note 12.10270 by GAVEL::JANDROW "Green-Eyed Lady..." >>>


| my name is not ms./mrs. labounty...


	I guess LJ isn't the only Lucky one!

12.10277BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityWed Dec 27 1995 18:298
| <<< Note 12.10274 by BUSY::SLABOUNTY "Why don't you bend for gold?" >>>


| Well, don't worry, if you were Mrs. Labounty I'd be sure to wake
| you until you replaced the batteries in that alarm clock.

	I have to agree with covert.... the last few replies want to make me
gak! poor poor raq.... she's probably spewing up some now!
12.10278COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertWed Dec 27 1995 18:546
If you were to wake her, she'd probably say "I need to replace the batteries
in that ..."

No, I can't say it.  No, not at all.

/john
12.10279POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of PerditionWed Dec 27 1995 18:594
    
    Why not?  You usually have plenty to say about other people.  Why stop
    in here?
    
12.10280MPGS::MARKEYI'm feeling ANSI and ISOlatedWed Dec 27 1995 19:006
    > If you were to wake her, she'd probably say "I need to replace the batteries
    > in that ..."
    
    Remote control, of course. The one Shawn won't let go ...
    
    -b
12.10281ACISS1::BATTISgrandmagotrunoverbyacamaroWed Dec 27 1995 19:052
    
    Rough crowd lately, like sharks at feeding time.
12.10282DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Wed Dec 27 1995 19:138
    
    
    	re: .10271   -b
    
    
    	eeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!  Gee, bri thanks for
    	sharing.  Blah.
    
12.10283ACISS1::BATTISgrandmagotrunoverbyacamaroWed Dec 27 1995 19:142
    
    <--- at least he put it in the ttht, rather than the tttlt.
12.10284MPGS::MARKEYI'm feeling ANSI and ISOlatedWed Dec 27 1995 19:155
    > rather than the tttlt.
    
    Is that the TTLT topic for stutterers?
    
    -b
12.10285BUSY::SLABOUNTYSkydive naked from an aeroplaneWed Dec 27 1995 19:184
    
    	Titillating Things To Love Today
    	Traumatic Things To Love Today
    
12.10286ACISS1::BATTISgrandmagotrunoverbyacamaroWed Dec 27 1995 19:192
    
    yyyyeeessssss
12.10287Would probably ruin my appetite for a year, gak!!DECLNE::REESEMy REALITY check bouncedWed Dec 27 1995 19:516
    Bri,
    
    Sounds like someone with a bleeding ulcer.  Are you SURE no one
    got taken out by ambulance?
    
    
12.10288CSLALL::HENDERSONPraise His name I am freeWed Dec 27 1995 19:554


 Maybe it was ketchup?
12.10289GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed Lady...Wed Dec 27 1995 21:007
    tth:
    
    i am still here...and who only knows til when.  i am tired, with plenty
    of work to do that i don't want to do...if only someone would come take
    me home...
    
    
12.10290POLAR::RICHARDSONCPU CyclerWed Dec 27 1995 21:444
    Re: the bloody stall

    Perhaps Mr. Catheter problem was having a really really bad, not to
    mention discomforting, day.
12.10291MPGS::MARKEYI'm feeling ANSI and ISOlatedWed Dec 27 1995 23:099
    
    Karen,
    
    It's certainly possible someone was taken out by ambulance... but
    one would usually hear something of it in hallway chatter...
    
    Totally gross.
    
    -b
12.10292CSLALL::HENDERSONPraise His name I am freeThu Dec 28 1995 02:1515
    
>    i am still here...and who only knows til when.  i am tired, with plenty
>    of work to do that i don't want to do...if only someone would come take
>    me home...
 

 raq!  I came to get you and you weren't there!





   
    

12.10293GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERRIP Amos, you will be missedThu Dec 28 1995 09:417
    
    Getting home at 1:00 last night and getting up at 5:00 this am.  Can't
    do this stuff like I used to.  At least we got to see some killer blues
    last night.
    
    
    
12.10294USAT02::SANDERRThu Dec 28 1995 10:471
    awful cold to be fishin' this time of year, huh, Mikey?
12.10295BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityThu Dec 28 1995 11:024

	Mike, yer gettin old if you can't recover. :-)  Blues is cool, though.
So it HAD to be worth it!
12.10296GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERRIP Amos, you will be missedThu Dec 28 1995 11:508
    
    
    
    Hey, I was here at 6:30, so it couldn't have been too bad.  It still
    ain't as easy though.
    
    
    Mike
12.10297CNTROL::JENNISONA turkey and some mistletoeThu Dec 28 1995 11:5110
    
    	TTHY
    
    	Realizing that when my mother got her car stuck leaving
    	my house last weekend, her back tires were directly on
    	top of our (newly planted last year) blue rug juniper.
    
    	Little bits of juniper and dirt decorate the snow.  
    
    
12.10298ACISS1::BATTISgrandmagotrunoverbyacamaroThu Dec 28 1995 11:532
    
    well that's what you get for leaving your rugs outside.
12.10299CSLALL::HENDERSONPraise His name I am freeThu Dec 28 1995 12:1010


 Get home from church last night and #1 son is awaiting my arrival.  Seems
 he was evicted from his apt.  He spent the night, then I drove him back to
 Manchester to find a place to live.



 Jim
12.10300CNTROL::JENNISONA turkey and some mistletoeThu Dec 28 1995 12:173
    
    	AARRGGH !
    
12.10301ACISS1::BATTISgrandmagotrunoverbyacamaroThu Dec 28 1995 12:502
    
    He sure loves to test your patience Jim.
12.10302BUSY::SLABOUNTYOn with the body countThu Dec 28 1995 12:539
    
    >do this stuff like I used to.  At least we got to see some killer blues
    >last night.
    
    
    	Killer blues?
    
    	Where's that oxymoron note??
    
12.10303CSLALL::HENDERSONPraise His name I am freeThu Dec 28 1995 12:5515
    
>    He sure loves to test your patience Jim.


  Yeah.  I felt bad for him when I got home..it was quite cold out and he'd
 been waiting from 530PM to 930PM and he was literally shaking when I got
 home.  I got him in the apt, fed him etc..he has a place to stay tonight
 and the hope is that he and his girlfriend will find another place by
 tomorrow.  The sheriff was kind enough to let her and her baby stay in 
 the apt last night.



 Jim
12.10304USAT05::SANDERRThu Dec 28 1995 12:581
    hearing that the sheepster wasn't gonna be in townfter all...
12.10305CSLALL::HENDERSONPraise His name I am freeThu Dec 28 1995 13:565



 AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
12.10306COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertThu Dec 28 1995 13:596
re .10305

Well, I would have liked to see the Sheepster, too, but it's not worth
that big an Argh.

/john
12.10307DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Thu Dec 28 1995 14:085
    
    
    	TTHT   working out yesterday for the first time in 2 months
    		and paying for it with very sore arms and pec muscles
    
12.10308GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERRIP Amos, you will be missedThu Dec 28 1995 14:083
    
    
    JJ, you need them massaged.
12.10309USAT05::SANDERRThu Dec 28 1995 14:092
    I know the sheep are missing the fact that the sheepster won't be
    paying a visit...does that qualify for an AAARRRGGGGHHH!!!! 
12.10310CSLALL::HENDERSONPraise His name I am freeThu Dec 28 1995 14:126
>Well, I would have liked to see the Sheepster, too, but it's not worth
>that big an Argh.


 the Argh was unrelated to the no show by the Sheepster.
12.10311DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Thu Dec 28 1995 14:245
    
    
    	re: Wannadude...
    
    	Yer right.  I"ll have to hit up the SO for one tonite.  =)\
12.10312CNTROL::JENNISONA turkey and some mistletoeThu Dec 28 1995 18:4013
    
    	d.o.m.s.
    
    	I took two weeks off from all exercise (save shovelling) to
    	rest and recuperate.  Yesterday I taught aerobics at lunch,
    	then my evening aerobics class was cancelled.  Since I was
    	already at the gym, I decided to do some weight training.
    	Since I don't get time for weights that often, I decided to
    	work my whole body.
    
    	silly, silly me
    
    
12.10313POLAR::RICHARDSONCPU CyclerThu Dec 28 1995 19:061
    You have sore breasts like Judy?
12.10314GOOEY::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Thu Dec 28 1995 19:124
    
    
    	{gack}
    
12.10315CNTROL::JENNISONA turkey and some mistletoeThu Dec 28 1995 19:133
    
    	pectorals, tyvm
    
12.10316POLAR::RICHARDSONCPU CyclerThu Dec 28 1995 19:141
    Don't eat any pectoral cakes until you have recovered.
12.10317CNTROL::JENNISONA turkey and some mistletoeThu Dec 28 1995 19:153
    
    	Don't spend any time worrying about that!
    
12.10318XEDON::JENSENThu Dec 28 1995 19:163
    The flu.  The lousy, stinking, shoot-me-in-the-back-o-my-head-put-an-
    end-to-my-misery flu.
    
12.10319POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of PerditionThu Dec 28 1995 19:183
    
    Sorry to hear you're feeling poorly, Keith.
    
12.10320POLAR::RICHARDSONCPU CyclerThu Dec 28 1995 19:181
    Sorry to hear that Keith!
12.10321CSLALL::HENDERSONPraise His name I am freeThu Dec 28 1995 19:239

 Bummah Keith, hope you fell better real quick like.





 Jim
12.10322XEDON::JENSENThu Dec 28 1995 19:316
    It does, however, allow me to offer you this financial advice:
    buy stock in the Scott Paper Company and whoever makes generic
    Sudafed and Robitussin.  These products I am using by the carload.
    
    Which probly 'splains why, I could swear, the cats are talking to me.
    
12.10323CSLALL::HENDERSONPraise His name I am freeThu Dec 28 1995 19:349

 Scott Paper company is now owned by Kimberly Clark (of Kleenex fame).  Only
 6000 people lost their jobs in the merger.




 Jim
12.10324NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Dec 28 1995 19:382
A loss of 6000 jobs is nothing to sneeze at.  How would you feel if your
job was wiped out?
12.10325POLAR::RICHARDSONCPU CyclerThu Dec 28 1995 19:391
    Perhaps some of them threw in the towel?
12.10326CSLALL::HENDERSONPraise His name I am freeThu Dec 28 1995 19:403

 'snot funny at all is it?
12.10327HIGHD::FLATMANGive2TheMegan&amp;KennethCollegeFundThu Dec 28 1995 19:421
    Quit picking at it.
12.10328POLAR::RICHARDSONCPU CyclerThu Dec 28 1995 19:451
    Why? He's on a roll!
12.10329CSLALL::HENDERSONPraise His name I am freeThu Dec 28 1995 19:4610


 Let's not go down the toilet with these puns.  Everybody nose
 we can get out of control.




 Jim
12.10330POLAR::RICHARDSONCPU CyclerThu Dec 28 1995 19:471
    But this is the box, as it were.
12.10331SPEZKO::FRASERMobius Loop; see other sideThu Dec 28 1995 19:526
>    But this is the box, as it were.
        
        Soapbox, not Thunderbox! (ummm - oh, ok...)
        
        

12.10332BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityThu Dec 28 1995 22:3614

	The leak in the ceiling is still dripping. It won't be checked until
tomorrow morning.

	The hot water heater burst last night. No hot water until tomorrow
morning. 

	My tonsils are swollen and touching my tongue. I can't see the doctor
until... you guessed it, tomorrow morning.



Glen
12.10333BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityThu Dec 28 1995 22:373
12.10334CBHVAX::CBHLager LoutThu Dec 28 1995 23:325
I 'ate bloody PCs, and I especially hate things that fart around with the boot 
sector, like NT, which is crap anyway.  Thank goodness I have Linux installed 
on the bastard, otherwise I'd be stuck with an unusable `computer'.

Chris.
12.10335CSLALL::HENDERSONPraise His name I am freeFri Dec 29 1995 01:2411
>	The hot water heater burst last night. No hot water until tomorrow
>morning. 

  You have a device for heating hot water?






12.10336MAIL1::CRANEFri Dec 29 1995 11:114
    Gee, I had a flu shot and I feel great. Are you suggesting that the flu
    IS going around.:') 
    
    I do hope you feel better.
12.103378^)POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of PerditionFri Dec 29 1995 11:563
    
    <-- Lack of question mark alert.
    
12.10338MAIL1::CRANEFri Dec 29 1995 12:232
    I`ll try in the future not to leave any marks at all Makes it easire on
    me
12.10339POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of NightmaresFri Dec 29 1995 12:2411
    
    Some dork telephoned me at 5:30 this morning and then had nothing to
    say.
    
    Middle-of-the-night calls always make me think that someone has died
    8^/.
    
    Of course, this was some time after I had a screaming nightmare.
    
    Sleeping isn't fun any more.
    
12.10340TROOA::COLLINSFalling with style.Fri Dec 29 1995 12:266
    
    Deb,
    
    Can't you punch in *69 and get the number of the person who
    just called?  Does Nynex offer that service?
    
12.10341POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of NightmaresFri Dec 29 1995 12:289
    
    I suppose I could have if you had mentioned that while I was still at
    home!
    
    8^)
    
    
    
    
12.10342TROOA::COLLINSFalling with style.Fri Dec 29 1995 12:317
    
    Maybe you still can!  
    
    Rush home, and if no-one has called you since 5:30...
    
    :^)
    
12.10343CSLALL::HENDERSONPraise His name I am freeFri Dec 29 1995 12:3720
    
>    Some dork telephoned me at 5:30 this morning and then had nothing to
>    say.
    
 


    It is part of a plan.  There are people at work in "the system" who's 
    function is to dial phone numbers at all hours of the night just to make
    sure the people who own the numbers are home.  Had you not answered,
    the caller would have noted same, and another department would have
    been given the action to determine your whereabouts (without your know-
    ledge of course).   They're out there.




   hth    

12.10344COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertFri Dec 29 1995 13:033
*69 doesn't get you the number; it calls the person who last called you back.

/john
12.10345ACISS1::BATTISgrandmagotrunoverbyacamaroFri Dec 29 1995 13:102
    
    <---- turnabout is fair play.
12.10346ACISS1::BATTISgrandmagotrunoverbyacamaroFri Dec 29 1995 13:133
    
    deb, maybe the caller was kirby, and he just wanted to hear your
    voice.
12.103478^)POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of NightmaresFri Dec 29 1995 13:184
    
    At 5:30 in the morning, the most you get out of me is "mmmpppghhfff".
    
    
12.10348MKOTS3::JMARTINI press on toward the goalFri Dec 29 1995 13:267
    My Mother n law is at this moment in my sons bedroom at my house.  She
    can stand but can't walk.  She can't swallow.
    
    I think I should take her to hospital.  Sister n law who can screw up a
    free lunch tells us it's because of depression.  Go figure.
    
    
12.10349Take her to a hospitalCOVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertFri Dec 29 1995 13:284
Maybe she overheard you calling her "monster-in-law" and has gone
zomboid on you...

/john
12.10350CSLALL::HENDERSONPraise His name I am freeFri Dec 29 1995 13:289


 Sounds a bit more serious than that.  I'd get her to the hospital
 right quick like.



 Jim
12.10351ACISS1::BATTISgrandmagotrunoverbyacamaroFri Dec 29 1995 13:312
    
    gadzooks OJ, be off with you lad.
12.10352MKOTS3::JMARTINI press on toward the goalFri Dec 29 1995 13:4216
    Well, here's the thing.  About ten years ago you couldn't touch her
    back...but there was no sign of problem.  She has severe discomfort in
    her sinuses...but every specialist can see nothing.  Getting the
    picture?
    
    What concerns me though is she is 77 now, that much older.  She isn't
    eating and she is in a state of perpetual pain.  The useless sibling n
    laws tell me to hold off until her appointment this Tuesday because if
    they see nothing wrong they're afraid she'll get doped up, shrivel, and
    die in a hospital.  
    
    I know monster n law is a harsh term but quite frankly, I've been
    married in this family 10 years and everytime there's been a thorn in
    my behind, one of them has been the random element!
    
    -Jack
12.10353CSLALL::HENDERSONPraise His name I am freeFri Dec 29 1995 14:024


 GET HER TO A HOSPITAL!
12.10354BUSY::SLABOUNTYThe call me Dr. LoveFri Dec 29 1995 14:053
    
    	A hospital?  What is it??
    
12.10355TROOA::COLLINSFalling with style.Fri Dec 29 1995 14:077
    
    .10344
    
    Must be different down there, then.  I've used *69 here, and it gives
    you the number first, then asks you to push one of the keys if you
    want to return the call.
    
12.10356smile.... ;>:>GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed Lady...Fri Dec 29 1995 14:148
    >  I've used *69 here,
    
    maybe that's why <insert your wife's correct name...all i can think of
    is 'karen'...> married you.. :> :> :> :> :>
    
    
    
    
12.10357Yes, Karen it is.TROOA::COLLINSFalling with style.Fri Dec 29 1995 14:175
    
    Zounds!!
    
    :^)
    
12.10358ACISS1::BATTISgrandmagotrunoverbyacamaroFri Dec 29 1995 14:326
    
    .10354
    
    << A hospital? What is it??
    
    It's a place with sick people, but thats not important now.
12.10359CSLALL::HENDERSONPraise His name I am freeFri Dec 29 1995 15:0113
    
>    	A hospital?  What is it??
 

  a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.





Jim   

12.10360ACISS1::BATTISgrandmagotrunoverbyacamaroFri Dec 29 1995 15:052
    
    <----  spoilsport
12.10361BUSY::SLABOUNTYDo ya wanna bump and grind with me?Fri Dec 29 1995 15:253
    
    	B+ for effort, Mark.
    
12.10362MPGS::MARKEYI'm feeling ANSI and ISOlatedFri Dec 29 1995 15:307
    
    If'n Jack were to ask me, I'd say gramma's feeling a bit blue
    from the kiddies getting all the attention at Christmas, and
    has concocted a wonderful new disease that strikes only the
    legs and throat. But he didn't ask me, so I'll just shut up.
    
    -b
12.10363CSLALL::HENDERSONPraise His name I am freeFri Dec 29 1995 15:303

 ;-)
12.10364CSLALL::HENDERSONPraise His name I am freeFri Dec 29 1995 15:4014


 Please note: Smiley is not in reference to Mr. Markey's diagnosis of 
 OJM's MIL.




 Thank you



 Jim
12.10365BUSY::SLABOUNTYNew Yorkers frisk their childrenFri Dec 29 1995 16:397
    
    	Tobin's has SOME nerve sticking these icky mushrooms in an
    	otherwise very good beef entree.
    
    	Now I have to go through and pick them all out or I could
    	end up EATING one or something.
    
12.10366POLAR::RICHARDSONCPU CyclerFri Dec 29 1995 16:401
    Fuss pot.
12.10367MPGS::MARKEYI'm feeling ANSI and ISOlatedFri Dec 29 1995 16:425
    
    Funny that, as all this time I was wondering about Shawn and
    mushrooms.
    
    -b
12.10368BUSY::SLABOUNTYNew Yorkers frisk their childrenFri Dec 29 1995 16:423
    
    	Shot THAT theory to hell, now didn't I?
    
12.10369POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of NightmaresFri Dec 29 1995 16:456
    
    Shawn's just saying he hates mushrooms cuz he knows I do.
    
    Copycat.
     
    
12.10370BUSY::SLABOUNTYNew Yorkers frisk their childrenFri Dec 29 1995 16:485
    
    	Yeah, that must be it.  8^)
    
    	I guess we do have something in common ... will you marry me?
    
12.10371{blush}POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of NightmaresFri Dec 29 1995 16:482
    
    
12.10372CONSLT::MCBRIDEpack light, keep low, move fast, reload oftenFri Dec 29 1995 16:482
    Things I thought I'd never see, Tobin's and good in the same sentance. 
    Your mileage obviously varies from the PKO cafe.
12.10373GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed Lady...Fri Dec 29 1995 16:526
    
    actually, for the most part, tobin's here (mso) is pretty good...at
    least when i am eating things i like.  of course, if it was something i
    didn't like, it'd taste like crap even if it came from chez robert...
    
    
12.10374MPGS::MARKEYI'm feeling ANSI and ISOlatedFri Dec 29 1995 16:5211
    
    Way back in my LJO2 daze, when I wuz a jen-yew-whine Digital
    employee, they had a cafeteria committee. I used to write
    really unflattering memos that my boss at the time called
    "flame-o-grams", so he insisted that I join the cafeteria
    committee. I'm sure if you just _mention_ my name in some
    circles at Tobin's you'll get people jumping out of windows.
    Oh they loved me, yes they did. They used to wear radiation
    suits to the meetings! :-)
    
    -b
12.10375CSLALL::HENDERSONPraise His name I am freeFri Dec 29 1995 17:4214


 So I download the latest version of Netscape and I can't load it because
 I don't have enough memory available :-/



 Eesh..I hate being PC iliterate




 Jim
12.10376ACISS1::BATTISgrandmagotrunoverbyacamaroFri Dec 29 1995 17:474
    
    << I don't have enough memory available :-/
    
    well Jim, that does happen when you get older.
12.10377CSLALL::HENDERSONPraise His name I am freeFri Dec 29 1995 17:534


 ;-)
12.10378BUSY::SLABOUNTYThe Vanishing HitchhikerFri Dec 29 1995 18:1613
    
    	I tried that too, and got the same error.
    
    	So I ran SETUP.EXE from the system disk and got version 1.22
    	or something like that.
    
    	But my bookmark file IS hosed, and it'll be awhile before I
    	have even 1/2 of them put back in.  I have Yahoo, Altavista,
    	Looney Tunes, Marvin the Martian and Dilbert, so I'll be OK
    	for awhile.
    
    	8^)
    
12.10379POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of NightmaresFri Dec 29 1995 18:236
    
    Don't forget http://math.idbsu.edu/gas/GaS.html .
    
    8^)
    
    
12.10380POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of NightmaresSat Dec 30 1995 01:206
    
    I don't want to go to bed.  Either I won't be able to sleep, or once I
    go to sleep I'll have a nightmare.
    
    Somebody come over and play Trivial Pursuit with me, or something 8^/.
    
12.10381POLAR::RICHARDSONCPU CyclerSat Dec 30 1995 01:211
    I'll play Genus II with you!
12.10382POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of NightmaresSat Dec 30 1995 01:304
    
    I'll leave the door unlocked.  When will you be here?
    
    
12.10383POLAR::RICHARDSONCPU CyclerSat Dec 30 1995 01:321
    I am attempting a transporter lock as we type.
12.10384EVMS::MORONEYOperation Foot BulletSat Dec 30 1995 01:392
I wanna play!

12.10385POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of NightmaresSat Dec 30 1995 01:403
    
    OK, but I automatically disqualify you from any bee or goat questions.
    
12.10386COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertSat Dec 30 1995 01:406
Has anyone looked at this Internet Monopoly thing?

Does there have to be some sort of server somewhere, or can we play it
completely within the firewall, if a few of us bought copies of it?

/john
12.10387EVMS::MORONEYOperation Foot BulletSat Dec 30 1995 01:462
Goat questions?  I'd get most of them wrong I'm sure (despite an
answer elsewhere which I'm guessing prompted this)
12.10388CSLALL::HENDERSONPraise His name I am freeSat Dec 30 1995 01:5811


 I love trivial pursuit.  Back in the days when I was married, we used to
 play with some neighbors and I was frequently victorious, which ticked
 my then wife off.




 Jim
12.10389CSLALL::HENDERSONPraise His name I am freeSat Dec 30 1995 01:597

 Oh yeah...tth tonight..Dragnet is leaving Nick at Night :-(



 Jim with the VCR about to run
12.10390POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of NightmaresSat Dec 30 1995 02:044
    
    A likely story, madman.  I know a goat ringer when I see one 8^).
    
    
12.10391EVMS::MORONEYOperation Foot BulletSat Dec 30 1995 02:089
    
              eh?
	      /
	  oO)-.
	 /__  _\       
	 \  \(  |      
	  \__|\ {                                             
	  '  '--'   
    
12.10392POLAR::RICHARDSONCPU CyclerSat Dec 30 1995 02:101
    8^)
12.10393POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of NightmaresSat Dec 30 1995 02:169
    
                          ^__^
                          (oo)
                 *==-------\/ 
                    | ____||  
                    ||*   ||  
                    ~~    ~~  

    
12.10394With apologies to "Them Pomes"COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertSat Dec 30 1995 02:3011
	Lookit them goat ringers
	   Ain't they such cads?
	Ringing them goats
	   Right in they 'nads.

	How to be a goat ringer -
	   Don't need to swing it.
	Sneak up on a goat
	   Grab it an' ring it!

12.10395POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of NightmaresSat Dec 30 1995 02:394
    
    Boy, and people think *I'm* weird.
    
    
12.10396COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertSat Dec 30 1995 02:463
	Keep it up and tonight you'll have a nightnanny instead.

12.10397POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of NightmaresSat Dec 30 1995 02:484
    
    What a baa-aa-aa-d thought that is!
    
    
12.10398CSLALL::HENDERSONPraise His name I am freeSat Dec 30 1995 02:513

ewe folks knock it off, eh?
12.10399POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of NightmaresSat Dec 30 1995 02:584
    
    {sheepish look}
    
    
12.10400POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of NightmaresSat Dec 30 1995 03:004
    
    Wool you ever forgive me?
    
    
12.10401POLAR::RICHARDSONCPU CyclerSat Dec 30 1995 03:171
    I'm yarning to.
12.10402BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanitySat Dec 30 1995 21:2810
| <<< Note 12.10389 by CSLALL::HENDERSON "Praise His name I am free" >>>

| Oh yeah...tth tonight..Dragnet is leaving Nick at Night :-(

	Bummer..... that show was one of the best comedies...... :-)



Glen

12.10403BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanitySat Dec 30 1995 21:287
| <<< Note 12.10395 by POWDML::HANGGELI "Little Chamber of Nightmares" >>>


| Boy, and people think *I'm* weird.

	I would never think that! Nope! 

12.10404BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanitySat Dec 30 1995 21:293

	The Lions are getting crushed! 
12.10405POLAR::RICHARDSONCPU CyclerSat Dec 30 1995 21:511
    Yes, it's the Eagles greatest hits!
12.10406CSLALL::HENDERSONPraise His name I am freeSun Dec 31 1995 01:4413
>| Oh yeah...tth tonight..Dragnet is leaving Nick at Night :-(

>	Bummer..... that show was one of the best comedies...... :-)



  Yep..well, I managed to get 12 of the 14 episodes they aired last night.
  Still beats some of the stuff on the tube today, IMO of course.



 Jim

12.10407BUSY::SLABOUNTYHeavy duty rock'n'roll!!Tue Jan 02 1996 10:335
    
    	John, tell us more about "Monopoly".
    
    	Is it a WWW site, or where is it located?
    
12.10408COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertTue Jan 02 1996 11:558
It's a CD-Rom you have to buy; then you connect to some sort of server
(maybe it uses IRC, maybe its own protocol; I don't know; that's why I
was asking if anyone had purchased it and knew how to configure it).

You can read all about it (but my questions aren't adequately answered)
at www.monopoly.com.

/john
12.10409DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Tue Jan 02 1996 14:295
    
    
    	TTHT   having headaches for a week straight.  Doctor wants
    		me to come in and see her.  =(
    
12.10410BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityTue Jan 02 1996 14:343

	Bummer, Judy.....
12.10411MAIL1::CRANETue Jan 02 1996 15:442
    Having to put my 10 month old kitten to sleep on New Years Day with
    feline AIDS. What a sad way to start the year...:'(
12.10412CSLALL::HENDERSONPraise His name I am freeTue Jan 02 1996 15:5112

 :-(




 I don't know what I'd do if I lost my cat.




12.10413POLAR::RICHARDSONCPU CyclerTue Jan 02 1996 15:523
    feline AIDS?
    
    I've never heard of that.
12.10414BULEAN::BANKSTue Jan 02 1996 15:533
    Last August, I had to put a 10 month old kitten down.  She had feline
    leukemia virus.  I know how painful that can be, 'cause I didn't get
    over it until around December.
12.10415BUSY::SLABOUNTYHello good L-O-O-K-I-N-GTue Jan 02 1996 15:5810
    
    >She had feline leukemia virus.  I know how painful that can be,
    
    	You had feline leukemia virus?
    
    
    >'cause I didn't get over it until around December.
    
    	Yeah, I guess you did have it, but at least you recovered.
    
12.10416CSLALL::HENDERSONPraise His name I am freeTue Jan 02 1996 15:599

 .10415


 and I thought *I* was the wiseguy.


 ;-)
12.10417CSC32::M_EVANScuddly as a cactusTue Jan 02 1996 16:008
    FIV-  Feline immunodeficiancy virus.  
    
    Simalar but not the same as FLV.  However the end result is the same,
    and there is no innoculation against FIV.  
    
    I am sorry for your loss.  My cats mean a lot to me.  
    
    meg
12.10418HIGHD::FLATMANGive2TheMegan&amp;KennethCollegeFundTue Jan 02 1996 16:1818
    TTHT:

        Hit and run drivers.  My older sister (who is 9 months pregnant,
        the baby's due date is Jan 6th) was side swipped on a freeway in
        Las Vegas by a biege mini-wagon.   Her car was totalled.  She
        received two gashes in her legs (requiring stitches).  Both she and
        her husband left knee dent marks in the dashboard.  They had to
        close the freeway to cart her away in the ambulance.

        The idiot (ok, I'm thinking stronger words) decided to turn his
        actions into a felony be leaving the scene.

    TTLT:

        A sonogram showed that the baby is OK, and though in pain, my
        sister and brother-in-law are OK as well.

    -- Dave
12.10419CONSLT::MCBRIDEpack light, keep low, move fast, reload oftenTue Jan 02 1996 16:212
    Hope the catch the scum, Dave.  Glad to hear the everything is at least
    fixable.   
12.10420BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityTue Jan 02 1996 16:395

	Dave, glad your sister's baby, your sister, and her hubby are all gonna
be ok. I hate people like that! Last night someone in Lowell hit an elderly man
and drove away. He is in critical condition. Happy <ro> new year!
12.10421BUSY::SLABOUNTYHemorrhoid from HellTue Jan 02 1996 17:1421
    
    	I got stopped for speeding yesterday morning.
    
    	She asked me "Do you know why I pulled you over"?  And I an-
    	swered "No, not yet".  So she said "You were doing 50 in a
    	25MPH zone".  And I thought "NFW" but said "50??   I was do-
    	ing barely 40.".  Which she of course denied due to her "mov-
    	ing radar clocking me".
    
    	[I think she should have that "moving radar gizmo" checked for
    	factory defects or something].
    
    	So she took my license and registration back to the cruiser
    	to call them in, and I turned on the scanner to listen to the
    	conversation.  Both came back active, to me ... which is good,
    	because Saturday night [actually, early Sunday morning] I had
    	a cruiser tail me for 1.5-2 miles and when he called my plate
    	in and checked my license it came back "No status" [problem
    	with the Registry computer, I'd figure.  Never pulled me over,
    	so I wasn't too worried about it].
    
12.10422SMURF::BINDEREis qui nos doment vescimur.Tue Jan 02 1996 17:2611
    .10421
    
    Contest the ticket.  Was the officer current on training, was the radar
    unit calibrated recently, were there no other effects that could have
    screwed it up?  (Wind, precipitation, other vehicles, ANYTHING!)
    
    Cops in Florida can't use moving radar because it's been shown to be
    subject to too many errors - like clocking a tree at 135 MPH and
    clocking a clinking set of car keys at 80.  Most other states abide by
    the court decision that caused the Florida HP to ban moving radar in
    its cars.
12.10423BUSY::SLABOUNTYLe Freak - c'est chic!!Tue Jan 02 1996 17:3218
    
    	Keep reading ... no ticket, just a warning.
    
    	I should have thought to ask her what she had me clocked at
    	before I got to the 25MPH zone ... since I knew I was doing
    	39-40 in the 35MPH zone before it [she was behind me for a-
    	bout 3/4 mile or so].
    
    	I mean, if she had me doing 40 in a 35, and then 50 in a
    	25, wouldn't she notice that I had gained a bunch of ground
    	on her?  I'm thinking she had me clocked at 50 all the way,
    	but before she let me go she said "You got to the 25MPH zone
    	and just kept going faster" [which is basically wrong, since
    	I might have gained 1-2MPH at most].
    
    	And that works out to a 25% error.  She was probably clock-
    	ing her own fan blade or something dumb like that.
    
12.10424PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BTue Jan 02 1996 17:373
   .10423  maybe she thought you were cute.  did you bat your
	   eyelashes at her?
12.10425BUSY::SLABOUNTYLe Freak - c'est chic!!Tue Jan 02 1996 17:4313
    
    >maybe she thought you were cute.
    
    	Who doesn't?  8^)
    
    
    >did you bat your eyelashes at her?
    
    	I would have if I thought it might've helped.  Luckily I chose
    	not to use the "I dunno [with accompanying head flop]" when
    	she asked me if I knew why she stopped me ... might not have
    	helped much.
    
12.104268^)POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of NightmaresTue Jan 02 1996 17:476
    
    >>Who doesn't?  8^)
    
    
    {wave}
    
12.10427BUSY::SLABOUNTYLe Freak - c'est chic!!Tue Jan 02 1996 17:513
    
    	Please use more than 1 finger when you wave ... thanks.
    
12.10428Some cops have no sense of humorHIGHD::FLATMANGive2TheMegan&amp;KennethCollegeFundTue Jan 02 1996 18:019
    I have a friend (who's male) who was driving a convertible in Chicago
    one time when he was pulled over by this big, burly highway patrol (or
    some other type) officier.  Now my friend knew he'd been speeding, and
    he knew he didn't like cops.  So when this big burly cop said "Son, do
    you know why I pulled you over?"  My friend put on his "sweetest" smile
    and said "because you think I'm cute?"

    I wonder how long it took him to pay off all those tickets he
    received...
12.10429CNTROL::JENNISONA turkey and some mistletoeTue Jan 02 1996 18:4310
    
    	TTHSaturday:
    
    	Receiving our latest property tax bill.  The "grace period" is
    	over - we get to pay FY96 taxes on full propery value (vs. framed
    	house).  Since we've already paid 2 quarters at the reduced rate,
    	we get to essentially pay 1 year of taxes in six months.  Luckily,
    	we were expecting this.
    
    
12.10430RUSURE::GOODWINWe upped our standards, now up yours!Tue Jan 02 1996 18:454
    A woman I know got pulled over fairly often for speeding, and managed
    to get out of every one of them by greeting the cops (always male) with
    a wide-eyed on-the-verge-of-panic look and saying, "Officer, I have to
    go to the bathroom soooooooooo baaaaaaaaad..."
12.10431BUSY::SLABOUNTYWe all, we all, love it - LOUD!!Tue Jan 02 1996 18:564
    
    	Maybe I'll try the "I gotta piss like a racehorse" excuse next
    	time.
    
12.10432Sad new year for some pets so farAMN1::RALTOClinto Barada NiktoTue Jan 02 1996 19:099
    re: .10411
    
    Sorry to hear about your cat... it seems like this New Year is getting
    off to a rough start in some ways, at least for pets.  My dog's bizarre
    skin condition is rapidly spreading.  At least he's gotten most of his
    hearing back, incredibly, and just as inexplicably (and suddenly) as
    he'd lost it.
    
    Chris
12.10433Say it ain't so!! 8'(TROOA::trp669.tro.dec.com::ChrisI come in peaceTue Jan 02 1996 20:2615
                  I N T E R O F F I C E   M E M O R A N D U M              
                          	Doc. No:  xxxxxx
                                Date:     02-Jan-1996 12:26pm EST          
                              	From:     XXXX                             
    				Dept:     OMS/CNS Eastern Canada           
                             
TO: See Below 
Subject: Its for real this time...   

Ladies and Gentlemen,        

As of January 12, John Collins will no longer be working here at   
Digital. Yes, I know you have heard this before, but after more then    
three years of contract renewals and notes conference reading, its for    
real.
12.10434POLAR::RICHARDSONCPU CyclerTue Jan 02 1996 22:573
    I'm severely bumbed out.

    8^(
12.10435TROOA::COLLINSHeadphone PerchWed Jan 03 1996 00:219
    
    .10433

    > -< Say it ain't so!!   8'( >-
    
    I never thought it would really happen, knowing how committed 
    our managers are to employee retention.  ;^(
    
    
12.10436SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Wed Jan 03 1996 10:148
    
    
    	dang it John, that stinks! Come down to Hudson...you can work in da
    FAB with me. You'll love it! They give you these great Gortex suits for
    FREE! :)
    
    
    jim
12.10437TROOA::COLLINSHeadphone PerchWed Jan 03 1996 11:175
    
    mmmmmmmmmm...Goretex...
    
    :^)
    
12.10438SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIRhubarb... celery gone bloodshot.Wed Jan 03 1996 12:086
    
    He didn't say "spandex"....
    
    
    :)
    
12.10439TROOA::COLLINSHeadphone PerchWed Jan 03 1996 12:153
    
    I just like to say "GoreTex"...
    
12.10440ACISS1::BATTISgrandmagotrunoverbyacamaroWed Jan 03 1996 12:222
    
    !joan, that news does indeed inhale, bigtime.
12.10441ACISS2::LEECHDia do bheatha.Wed Jan 03 1996 12:333
    TTHT: Back to work today.  And what do I come back to?  Snow, ice,
    sleet, rain, cold, wind, etc.  Sigh.  I have this sudden urge to move
    southward.
12.10442CSLALL::HENDERSONPraise His name I am freeWed Jan 03 1996 12:3511


 Hearing on the news last night of a 16 year old girl in Derry committed
 suicide :-(




 
Jim
12.10443CONSLT::MCBRIDEpack light, keep low, move fast, reload oftenWed Jan 03 1996 12:377
    Head cold.  Why is it that I am semi-clear and not coughing but
    when it comes time to go to bed, I get congested and break out into
    sporadic coughing fits?  Not getting any sleep will not help the situation I
    am sure.
    
    Brian
    
12.10444MKOTS3::JMARTINI press on toward the goalWed Jan 03 1996 13:152
    Oh....JOHN!!!!  So THAT's what his first name is.  And all this time
    I've been misspelling it and writing Joan!
12.10445DECLNE::REESEMy REALITY check bouncedWed Jan 03 1996 15:186
    McBride,
    
    Time to break out the Nyquil; that stuff will definitely make you
    sleep :-)
    
    
12.10446CSLALL::HENDERSONPraise His name I am freeWed Jan 03 1996 15:1911

 Nyquil doesn't help me sleep at all.


 It gives me the heebie jeebies..




 Jim
12.10447ACISS1::BATTIStwo cans short of a 6 packWed Jan 03 1996 15:222
    
    <------ Jim, the heebie jeebies are *your* friend.
12.10448CSLALL::HENDERSONPraise His name I am freeWed Jan 03 1996 15:274


 :-)
12.10449ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzDECLNE::REESEMy REALITY check bouncedWed Jan 03 1996 15:454
    Jim,
    
    You mean the 25% alcohol doesn't nail you?
    
12.10450CSLALL::HENDERSONPraise His name I am freeWed Jan 03 1996 15:5013
                            -< ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz >-

    
>    You mean the 25% alcohol doesn't nail you?
 

  Yep, it doesn't.




 Jim   

12.10451CONSLT::MCBRIDEpack light, keep low, move fast, reload oftenWed Jan 03 1996 15:557
    The alcohol doesn't do it for me either.  I had a coupla' Fosters,
    mate, after skiing last night eh?  Dinna do it to me.  Nyquil has no
    affect on me.  
    
    The other TTH, a poor showing in racing last night too.  Only a Silver
    medal.  Got whupped by a team member that I routinely ran over last
    year.  Hmmph.
12.10452GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed Lady...Wed Jan 03 1996 19:329
    tth:  today, about 6:20am, went outside to shovel the end of the driveway
    so i can get out without too much hassel.....BOOM...slipped and fell
    on a patch of snow-covered ice.  what a way to wake up.  start
    shoveling, friggin' snow plow comes by and shoves more show in my
    already cleared area.  get to work only a half hour later than usual,
    slipped and fell in the friggin' parking lot.  wonder why i have this
    lingering headache...musta knocked something loose upstairs...
    
    
12.10453CNTROL::JENNISONA turkey and some mistletoeWed Jan 03 1996 19:4111
    
    	eesh!  be careful on that ice, raq!
    
    	My little sister fell on the ice two years ago, and couldn't
    	even get herself back into the house.  Luckily, she was 
    	house-sitting at my parent's house, and the car she was trying
    	to get into had a car phone, so she could call for help.  Wrecked
    	her ankle pretty bad; I think she had to have pins put in (and
    	she was bedridden for a few weeks after it happened.)
    
    	
12.10454CSLALL::HENDERSONPraise His name I am freeThu Jan 04 1996 01:5310


 I found it more dangerous walking in our parking lot this morning (at work)
 than I did driving on 93.




 Jim
12.10455WMOIS::GIROUARD_CThu Jan 04 1996 09:321
    more snow!
12.10456GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERA New Year, the SOSThu Jan 04 1996 09:566
    
    
    Raq, now you cut that out!!!!  Take care of yourself my dear.  
    
    
    Mike
12.10457TROOA::COLLINSHeadphone PerchThu Jan 04 1996 11:005
    
    Raq,
    
    While outdoors, always be vertical!
    
12.10458ACISS1::BATTIStwo cans short of a 6 packThu Jan 04 1996 11:505
    
    O'Hare airport. The place definitely earned it's stellar reputation as
    the "world's busiest airport". Every Tom, Dick, and Harry was there
    last night. Took me an hour to get in and get out. Next time I will
    tell my bro to take a cab, yes i will.
12.10459ACISS2::LEECHDia do bheatha.Thu Jan 04 1996 12:023
    TTHT: bowling...the couple weeks off didn't help any <sigh> 
    
    It's simply no fun bowling bad EVERY week.  No, it is not.  
12.10460PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BThu Jan 04 1996 12:174
> I found it more dangerous walking in our parking lot this morning (at work)
> than I did driving on 93.

	yes, but think of all the exercise you got.  hoho. ;>
12.10461TROOA::COLLINSDialed in for dharma.Thu Jan 04 1996 12:215
    
    BAD FORM, BAD FORM!!!!
    
    ;^)
    
12.10462BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityThu Jan 04 1996 12:245
| <<< Note 12.10457 by TROOA::COLLINS "Headphone Perch" >>>

| While outdoors, always be vertical!

	Very hard to make snow angels that way.....
12.10463POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of NightmaresThu Jan 04 1996 12:538
    
    TTTHT:
    
    1)  Quivering, sniveling dorks who can't drive unless the roads are
        completely clean and dry should be locked in their homes until April.
    
    2)  One cannot use a wildcard as a leading character in ELF.
    
12.10464BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityThu Jan 04 1996 13:024

	I agree with number 1 100%!!!!! GET OFF THE STINKIN ROADS YA LOSERS!
Phew....feel much better now.
12.10465CSLALL::HENDERSONPraise His name I am freeThu Jan 04 1996 13:0713
>> I found it more dangerous walking in our parking lot this morning (at work)
>> than I did driving on 93.

>	yes, but think of all the exercise you got.  hoho. ;>


 That's right! 




 Jim
12.10466POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of NightmaresThu Jan 04 1996 13:256
    
    >>It's simply no fun bowling bad EVERY week.  No, it is not.  
    
    
    Excess words alert.  No need for the words "bad every week".
    
12.10467BUSY::SLABOUNTYNever Cry Fox, EitherThu Jan 04 1996 13:356
    
    	At least you're having fun, though ... right?
    
    
    	And Deb, be nice, eh??  8^)
    
12.10468POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of NightmaresThu Jan 04 1996 13:523
    
    <-- Hey, why should I start now 8^)?
    
12.10469CONSLT::MCBRIDEpack light, keep low, move fast, reload oftenThu Jan 04 1996 14:137
    The more snow thing amounted to the inconvenience of having my
    windshield be perpetually dirty from the road spray and that's about
    it.  I agree with the assessments proferred earlier wrt white knuckled
    drivers.  Still, I hate winter.  My hatred has now reached the burning 
    intensity of 10,000 white hot suns.  
    
    
12.10470CNTROL::JENNISONA turkey and some mistletoeThu Jan 04 1996 14:1534
    
    	TTHT 
    
    	My car nearly stalled as I pulled out of my driveway this morning,
    	allowing me to give the car a bit too much gas.  Once the tires
    	stopped spinning, I tried to back down the hill a bit and try
        again, at which point some bozo in a truck came up behind me.
    	He gave me almost an entire car length of space between us, the
    	generous chap.  After a moment of analysis, he realized I was
    	not making forward progress, and went around me (thank God for
    	wide roads).  As near as I could tell, it had been at least 12
    	hours since a plow last roamed our street (when I shoveled last
    	night, the plow had not been by, and this morning, had not been
    	by).  After three rather futile attempts at the hill, I ended up
    	backing down the hill to a side street and going out another
    	way.  The poor woman that was making a good pass at going up
    	the hill was a little disappointed when she encountered my 
    	backward traveling station wagon, but at least she gave me 
    	LOADS of room!
    
    	Then, just for fun, I did a 90 degree turn on route 140 when
    	a car entering from side street decided it just couldn't wait
    	any longer, and pulled out in front of 6 cars (who then couldn't
    	make it up a hill and we all starteds sliding).  Thankfully, we
    	had all left plenty of room between us.  It wasn't fun watching
    	the car behind me do a 180 into the next lane, though.
    
    	I won't bore you with the details of last night's fun (getting
    	my car stuck in my ragosa rose bushes).  Believe it or not,
    	I can usually drive pretty well in this stuff.  I'll admit to
    	not being accustomed to having a steep, s-shaped driveway, though.
    
    
    	
12.10471BUSY::SLABOUNTYNever Cry Fox, EitherThu Jan 04 1996 14:168
    
    	I'm sick of cleaning the car[s] off ... mostly the Duster for the
    	last couple days, since the Supra wasn't made for this kind of
    	weather and has been sitting in the driveway [actually, the yard]
    	since I parked it Tuesday night.  And I almost couldn't get to
    	the house, since I live on a hill ... had to drive all the way a-
    	round the block so I could come down the hill instead of up.
    
12.10472BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityThu Jan 04 1996 14:187
| <<< Note 12.10469 by CONSLT::MCBRIDE "pack light, keep low, move fast, reload often" >>>

| My hatred has now reached the burning intensity of 10,000 white hot suns.

	I always thought you were bright, but didn't attribute it to hatred.
Learn new things everyday..... :-)

12.10473BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityThu Jan 04 1996 14:204


	Karen, is the wagon front wheel drive? 
12.10474CNTROL::JENNISONA turkey and some mistletoeThu Jan 04 1996 14:248
    
    	Yes, it is.
    
    	Shawn, just put the cars in the garage.
    
    	hth
    
    
12.10475BUSY::SLABOUNTYNever Cry Fox, EitherThu Jan 04 1996 14:255
    
    	Ahhh, yes ... the garage.  That would be the structure that I
    	do not have which is capable of protecting vehicles/etc. from
    	the elements.
    
12.10476other people's problems are easyWAHOO::LEVESQUEto infinity and beyondThu Jan 04 1996 14:262
    Sell one of the vehicles and use the proceeds to create a shelter for
    the remaining vehicle.
12.10477DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Thu Jan 04 1996 14:275
    
    	...  feeling like there's an earthquake because of the snowplows
    		at 6:00 this morning.
    		(see TTLT)
    
12.10478CSLALL::HENDERSONPraise His name I am freeThu Jan 04 1996 14:2912



  I was not happy paying $2 for a jug of windshield washer fluid when
  I could have picked up the same stuff for $1.19 last night at the
  grocery store, had I remembered.




 Jim
12.10479SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIRhubarb... celery gone bloodshot.Thu Jan 04 1996 14:305
    
    <------
    
    .79 cents at Wal-Mart
    
12.10480BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityThu Jan 04 1996 14:318
| <<< Note 12.10474 by CNTROL::JENNISON "A turkey and some mistletoe" >>>


| Yes, it is.

	And you had those problems??? Bummer......


12.10481SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIRhubarb... celery gone bloodshot.Thu Jan 04 1996 14:3212
    
    re: .10475
    
    Lucky Jack can tell you about those shelters....
    
    
    
     Problem is.. they take two years to put up...
    
    
    :) :)
    
12.10482CONSLT::MCBRIDEpack light, keep low, move fast, reload oftenThu Jan 04 1996 16:471
    Will someone please reach over and give Glen a quick slap for me?  
12.10483CNTROL::JENNISONA turkey and some mistletoeThu Jan 04 1996 16:488
    
    	Where'd you get it, Jim ?  Some guys in a van on the side
    	of the road ??  ;-)
    
    	Gee, Shawn, too bad you're all the way in Uxbridge.  We've got
    	one car in a two car garage.
    
    
12.10484CNTROL::JENNISONA turkey and some mistletoeThu Jan 04 1996 16:513
    
    	I'd love to, Brian!
    
12.10485BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityThu Jan 04 1996 17:073

	Karen, I'll be right down! 
12.10486CONSLT::MCBRIDEpack light, keep low, move fast, reload oftenThu Jan 04 1996 17:241
    stock dropping to 55 and change
12.10487POLAR::RICHARDSONCPU CyclerThu Jan 04 1996 17:251
    55 saves lives!
12.10488ACISS1::BATTIStwo cans short of a 6 packThu Jan 04 1996 17:392
    
    <----- not in this case mr. personality.
12.10489NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Jan 04 1996 17:471
Shouldn't that be "Mr. Personalities?"
12.10490CSLALL::HENDERSONPraise His name I am freeThu Jan 04 1996 17:5414
    
>    	Where'd you get it, Jim ?  Some guys in a van on the side
>    	of the road ??  ;-)
    
 
        a gas station at which I stopped on the way to work.





   Jim    
    

12.10491MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Fri Jan 05 1996 01:279
TTHT:
    After the snow is gone, 80 degree F. temperature differential betwixt
    outside and in.

TTLT:
    Said temperature differential being maintained by a single woodstove.

    Sitting close to said stove.

12.10492CSLALL::HENDERSONPraise His name I am freeFri Jan 05 1996 02:058


 Hey, cheer up..supposedly we have more snow coming by Sunday night!



 Jim
12.104938^)POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of NightmaresFri Jan 05 1996 02:063
    
    Oh, YOU'RE a flippin' bundle of joy, aren't you!
    
12.10494COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertFri Jan 05 1996 02:083
Blizzard on Monday, and we don't cancel rehearsals.

/john
12.10495POLAR::RICHARDSONBig Bag O' PassionFri Jan 05 1996 02:081
    Not like me!
12.10496MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Fri Jan 05 1996 07:466
> Hey, cheer up..supposedly we have more snow coming by Sunday night!


Oh, Goody. Monday's s'posed to be my first day back at the office since 12/19.
Coul'be a snow day, eh?

12.10497CSLALL::HENDERSONPraise His name I am freeFri Jan 05 1996 08:5316


 They think the storm may pass south of us.


 'nother thing to hate...my son Scott is in intensive care at the hospital
 after taking an overdose of his meds.  Fortunately they pumped his stomach,
 and he's in for "observation"..

 When will kids learn that there really is hope in this world that seems
 so hopeless?



 Jim
12.10498BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityFri Jan 05 1996 11:597

	I'm sorry Jim. :(  I hope that he will realize that. 



Glen
12.10499ACISS1::BATTIStwo cans short of a 6 packFri Jan 05 1996 12:073
    
    to many boxers leaving lately. I thought Digital had turned around,
    or no opportunities anywhere. This has got to stop.
12.10500BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityFri Jan 05 1996 12:083

	I hate to snarf!
12.10501WAHOO::LEVESQUEto infinity and beyondFri Jan 05 1996 12:134
    Digital has turned around, Mark. In fact, we're hiring (in some cases
    we are desparately looking for people). Just the other night I was
    talking with another deccie who was trying to woo me into another
    group, but I'm _not_ moving back to PKO.
12.10502ACISS1::BATTIStwo cans short of a 6 packFri Jan 05 1996 12:154
    
    .10501
    
    I don't blame you. :-)
12.10503ROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150 kts. is TOO slow!Fri Jan 05 1996 12:295
    Jim,
    
    I'm sorry to hear about Scott.  I hope someone can reach him.
    
    Bob
12.10504TROOA::BUTKOVICHI come in peaceFri Jan 05 1996 13:0513
    TTHTmaybe? - I leave home in a couple of hours from the first carpal
    tunnel operation (left hand)  I guess this will turn out to be a TTL,
    but not today...  I've tried to think of all the stuff that's going to
    be awkward to do with one hand - worked like a dog to get myself a
    little bit ahead at my monthly job stuff,shovelled the driveway, did the
    laundry, changed the bed sheets, vacuumed the house *and*, I have FIVE
    cans of dog food open and put in the fridge - that's 10 days worth and
    hopefully my hand will be well on its way to healing by the time the
    food runs out.  Too bad I've got a nasty head cold right now - have you
    ever tried blowing your nose by holding the kleenex with one hand - I
    just did, and it's not easy!  And *how* amd I going to cope with notes
    entering?!
                                             
12.10505TROOA::BUTKOVICHI come in peaceFri Jan 05 1996 13:076
    Oh Jim.... I'm so sorry to read about your son.  Makes my own troubles
    seem rather small in comparison.
    
    Hope things improve in the very near future,
         
    Chris
12.10506TROOA::COLLINSDialed in for dharma.Fri Jan 05 1996 13:086
    
    Chris,
    
    KEAterm has a virtual keyboard...you can use the mouse to enter one
    letter at a time!  :^)
    
12.10507ACISS1::BATTIStwo cans short of a 6 packFri Jan 05 1996 13:124
    
    10506
    
    What are we to do without you?
12.10508BUSY::SLABOUNTYNever Say Never Again, AgainFri Jan 05 1996 13:155
    
    	It was 10 below 0 outside when I woke up this morning.
    
    	By the time I left it had climbed to 0.
    
12.10509SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIRhubarb... celery gone bloodshot.Fri Jan 05 1996 13:195
    
    > By the time I left it had climbed to 0.
    
    You sure it wasn't '1'??
    
12.10510BUSY::SLABOUNTYNever Say Never Again, AgainFri Jan 05 1996 13:323
    
    	Nah, if it were that warm I would have noticed.
    
12.10511SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerFri Jan 05 1996 13:335
    Walk outside, breathe, lungs immediately spasm, rush into
    car, use inhaler.  Drive to work, leave car, breathe, lungs
    immediately spasm, rush into office, use inhaler.  
    
    I love winter.
12.10512BUSY::SLABOUNTYNever Say Never Again, AgainFri Jan 05 1996 13:377
    
    	I detect a pattern here ... the spasms start right after you
    	breathe.
    
    	So why do you continue to do it?  By now you should know it's
    	only going to cause problems.
    
12.10513POLAR::RICHARDSONBig Bag O' PassionFri Jan 05 1996 13:374
12.10514ACISS1::BATTIStwo cans short of a 6 packFri Jan 05 1996 13:512
    
    er Glenn, why black ice?? Why not white ice.
12.10515POLAR::RICHARDSONBig Bag O' PassionFri Jan 05 1996 14:041
    Cause then you could see it.
12.10516SMURF::BINDEREis qui nos doment vescimur.Fri Jan 05 1996 14:064
    .10514
    
    Mark, if you don't know what black ice is, pray you never encounter
    conditions in which you should have known.
12.10517POLAR::RICHARDSONBig Bag O' PassionFri Jan 05 1996 14:111
    You can buy Carling Black Ice in Ontario Beer Stores.
12.10518ACISS1::BATTIStwo cans short of a 6 packFri Jan 05 1996 14:115
    
    Dick, I know what black ice is, I was trying to be funny. Fear not,
    though, I have enrolled in the Glenn Richardson school of noting.
    
    You should see the results in a couple of weeks.
12.10519POLAR::RICHARDSONBig Bag O' PassionFri Jan 05 1996 14:251
    This troubles me.
12.10520WAHOO::LEVESQUEindigoFri Jan 05 1996 14:373
    >er Glenn, why black ice?? Why not white ice.
    
     Prejudice, obviously.
12.10521POLAR::RICHARDSONBig Bag O' PassionFri Jan 05 1996 14:391
    Should it be called African American Ice?
12.10522CONSLT::MCBRIDEpack light, keep low, move fast, reload oftenFri Jan 05 1996 15:191
    no.
12.10523Ice of color...SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIRhubarb... celery gone bloodshot.Fri Jan 05 1996 16:171
    
12.10524POLAR::RICHARDSONBig Bag O' PassionFri Jan 05 1996 16:1914
    					   Cracker ice?
					  /
					 /
					/
			^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
	               {               }
	               {   o       o   }
	               {               }
	               {       o       }
	               {               }
	               {   o       o   }
	               {               }
		        vvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
    
12.10525CSSREG::BROWNCommon Sense Isn'tFri Jan 05 1996 16:192
    vanilla ice
    
12.10526SCASS1::GUINEO::MOOREALittleOfMazePassagesTwistyFri Jan 05 1996 16:196
    
    .10514, .10516
    
    "...watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow..."
    
    Ice ?
12.10527WMOIS::GIROUARD_CFri Jan 05 1996 16:432
    good luck with your operation. it should turn into a TTLT if it follows
    my experiences (left & right = bilateral).
12.10528TROOA::BUTKOVICHI come in peaceFri Jan 05 1996 19:3019
    well, the operation is done and the worst part about it was the
    freezing needle (as i expected). my hand is still numb but the freezing
    is starting to wear off and i think it's going to be a pretty
    uncomfortable night.  i was surprised that it only took about 15
    minutes - i didn't watch the initial incision but asked if i could take
    a look and have the doc explain what i was seeing -strange to look
    inside your own hand.  it's amazing to me already how much i rely
    on both hands - rolling down the car window to pay for parking, trying
    to get the seatbelt on, dressing (especially the bra - might have to go
    without it for a few weeks - ooo err!) etc are proving to be a challenge. 
    and, i couldn't get into my house!  my lock is one of those that you
    have to pull the door handle towards you with one hand while turning
    the key with the other - a very kind older gentleman who was out for
    his afternoon stroll helped me out.  one of the disadvantages of living
    alone - hopefully i can do it once the freezing wears off. my dad has
    taken pity on me and will make me dinner 2night as well as looking
    after taz.
    
    i guess i won't be shooting pool next week at your party !joan! 
12.10529ACISS1::BATTIStwo cans short of a 6 packFri Jan 05 1996 19:442
    
    Chris, I would be more than happy to help you with your bra.
12.10530 GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERA New Year, the SOSFri Jan 05 1996 19:494
    
    
    
    Yup, he's had lots of practice undoing his own......
12.10531SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIRhubarb... celery gone bloodshot.Fri Jan 05 1996 19:534
    
    
    Good thing you explained it Mike... now you're safe...
    
12.10532TROOA::COLLINSWho's in charge here?Fri Jan 05 1996 23:0310
    
    .10528
    
    Wow, that's a lot of letters to click in one-at-a-time!
    
    No matter 'bout the pool, Chris.  You can coach me.  
    
    Bring your protractor!   :^)
    
    
12.10533CSLALL::HENDERSONPraise His name I am freeSat Jan 06 1996 12:4014


 Thanks for the comments (and offline mail) re Scott.  He's out of the ICU
 and in a psychiatric care hospital.  I'll be leaving shortly for a meeting
 with a couple therapists.  Most of yesterday was spent waiting in the 
 hospital..HMOs, while I'm sure perform a service, can be excruciatingly
 bureaucratic in situations like this.  I'm quite pleased with the support
 we received from the hospital in Derry, NH, particularly the emergency
 care shrink.  She deserves a medal.



 Jim
12.10534whine whine winge wingeTROOA::BUTKOVICHI come in peaceSat Jan 06 1996 13:276
    tthln - ouch!!!!!!!!!!!  the tylonol 3 is *not* working. that, and the
    fact that i'm supposed to sleep with my hand raised on 2 pillows, meant
    that i think i got about 3 hours sleep last night.  and talk about bad
    bed head!  think i better head off to the video store today for a good
    supply so i don't end up with a choice of either lame talk shows or
    even worse infommercials
12.10535BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanitySat Jan 06 1996 15:546

	Chris, hope your pain goes away soon (and I don't mean !Joan). Btw,
what did the doctor tell you was wrong, while you were opened up?

	Jim, glad progress is being made, even if it is slow. Good luck!
12.10536If they start handing out medals...DECWIN::RALTOClinto Barada NiktoSun Jan 07 1996 02:407
 >> She deserves a medal.
    
    Sounds like *you* deserve a medal, Jim.  As a father myself, I can
    only imagine how difficult all of this must be for you.  Let's hope
    for the best...
    
    Chris
12.10537...and that's a TTLT.TROOA::COLLINSWho's in charge here?Sun Jan 07 1996 15:393
    
    MuppetMan is an unstoppable caring machine, the T-1000 of dads.
         
12.10538GIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Sun Jan 07 1996 19:486
'smonday.
I'm underslept.
payday is _ages_ away.
<grump>

\C
12.10539CBHVAX::CBHLager LoutSun Jan 07 1996 21:047
'snot monday...
I'm about to go to bed...
I get paid tomorrow...

Sorry, just thought I'd rub it in!  :)

Chris.
12.10540GIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Sun Jan 07 1996 21:146
<whimper>


I'm also miffed 'cos the caf charges an extra 20c to toast bread...

\C
12.10541POLAR::RICHARDSONBig Bag O' PassionMon Jan 08 1996 01:201
    If you ask for bread untoasted, it's 20c less?
12.10542CSLALL::HENDERSONPraise His name I am freeMon Jan 08 1996 02:2826
< >> She deserves a medal.
    
 >   Sounds like *you* deserve a medal, Jim.  As a father myself, I can
 >   only imagine how difficult all of this must be for you.  Let's hope
 >   for the best...
    
  
     It is difficult, no question.  The 10 minutes between hearing what
     had happened, and what condition he was in were the longest, and worst
     of my entire life.  I *never* want that feeling again, and I pray
     that none of any here have that experience.

     I must say that were it not for my faith in Christ, and the prayerful
     support of my brothers and sisters in Christ, especially my pastor
     and assoc. pastor, I don't know how I would handle it.

     "casting all your care upon Him for He careth for you"
     "..pray about everything..and the peace that passeth understanding
      shall guard your hearts and mind in Christ Jesus"

    I don't trust the pshrinks, I don't trust their pills.  My trust is
    in the great physician.


    Jim
12.10543DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Mon Jan 08 1996 14:3117
    
    
    	Snow.  Wasn't much (new snow) on the ground in Milford NH 
    	when I got up.  By the time I left for work it was coming
    	down like crazy and half way to work it was almost white
    	out conditions.
    
    	Blah.
    
    	My apartment is also freezing cold.  I hate it.  I can't
    	wait to move out.  Stand or put my feet on the floor in any
    	room and in 5 minutes they're instant ice cubes (this is with
    	my Totes socks AND slippers on).
    
    	Blah.
    

12.10544ACISS2::LEECHDia do bheatha.Mon Jan 08 1996 15:1926
    Cincinnati got 15" of snow Sat. night and Sunday.  A new record storm
    for these parts.  The winds were about 5-10MPH slow, though, and
    visibility was a tad too good to call it an official blizzard.   
    
    All of this snow meant that the plow-man would inevitably push a wall of
    snow behind my car, and I was not disappointed as I broomed my way out
    of my townhouse this morning (I don't have a snow shovel, so I used an
    old broom to sweep about 2' of snow off my sidewalk, as well as the
    snow drift that was leaning agaist my door).  After making my way out
    to the car, there was indeed a nice wall of snow behind it (and some
    cool drifts on both sides of it).
    
    Some kind souls helped to push me through this 2.5' wall of snow behind
    my car- very neighborly of them, it was, though I had the rear end of the 
    car through the snowbank without any help...would've made it through after 
    a few more runs at it.  If the parking lot had been level, I would've
    made it easily on the first or second run (or if I had bothered to try
    and move some of the snow out of the way, but that wouldn't have been
    very sporting  8^) ).
    
    More snow tomorrow, says the weather man.  Nothing like the weekend
    storm, but it'll probably hit at rush hour, causing gridlock.  I can 
    hardly wait.  
    
    
    -steve 
12.10545SMURF::WALTERSMon Jan 08 1996 15:309
What?  No:        .  .    .   .   .
             .    .     .   .   .  ,  , , ,  ,   , , 
     ,    , ,  ,   .  .   (__) ,  , , ,  , , , , 
     ,  ,   ,  ,   , ,    (oo)   ,    , ,  ,   , ,                
     ,  , , ,  , , , ,  /------\_  ,  , , ,  , , , ,           
      ,  , , ,    , , _/         \    ,  ,   ,  , , , ,         
        ,  , , ,  ___/            \__          
            _____/                   \________/
    
12.10546POLAR::RICHARDSONBig Bag O' PassionMon Jan 08 1996 15:341
    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
12.10547BUSY::SLABOUNTYJonathan Livingston SequelMon Jan 08 1996 15:353
    
    	What is that thing?  Is it a cow?
    
12.10548SMURF::WALTERSMon Jan 08 1996 15:381
    You don't get my drift?
12.10549ACISS1::BATTIStwo cans short of a 6 packMon Jan 08 1996 15:483
    
    well Steve, you can always buy a shovel, but that wouldn't be very
    sporting now would it?
12.10550POLAR::RICHARDSONBig Bag O' PassionMon Jan 08 1996 15:481
        On no, what precipitated this round of puns?
12.10551ACISS1::BATTIStwo cans short of a 6 packMon Jan 08 1996 15:532
    
    well ice steve, he brought it on.
12.10552!? ACISS2::LEECHDia do bheatha.Mon Jan 08 1996 16:118
		     ---|------|----    ,       .   .
     .   .  .  .     .  ++    ++    ,  .  .  . .  . ,
                ,   ,   ||---M||  ,    ,   .   ,    ,
   ,    ,  ,  ,         ||     |   ,   , . ..     ,  ,
        ,       ,  /--------\ --\          ,    ,    ,
   ,         ,    /          \   \   ,  ,   ,   , ,    ,
      .  .       /            \   *        ,    ,   ,   ,,
    .      _____/              \_______
12.10553CHEFS::COOKSHalf Man,Half BiscuitTue Jan 09 1996 10:485
    Getting stuck back into the rut after a pleasurable 2 weeks of getting
    up at midday,watching the World Darts Championship on tv,sitting in
    a pub at 3.00 on a weekday afternoon and watching the world go by etc.
    
    
12.10554ACISS1::BATTIStwo cans short of a 6 packTue Jan 09 1996 11:364
    
    well Stu, we never get anything on tv as interesting as the World
    Darts Championship, no siree, our fare runs along the lines of the
    Hot Bikini Waxing trials. I guess some people have all the luck.
12.10555ACISS1::BATTIStwo cans short of a 6 packTue Jan 09 1996 11:502
    
    one step closer to the grave.
12.10556BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityTue Jan 09 1996 11:547
| <<< Note 12.10555 by ACISS1::BATTIS "two cans short of a 6 pack" >>>


| one step closer to the grave.


	Oh... did you get snow too?
12.10557ACISS1::BATTIStwo cans short of a 6 packTue Jan 09 1996 11:582
    
    no, Glen
12.10558BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityTue Jan 09 1996 12:093

	Oh.... then bummer. 
12.10559SUBSYS::NEUMYERLove is a dirty jobTue Jan 09 1996 13:1617
    
    
    Things to hate 
    
    Frozen hot water heating pipe.
    
    Burst hot water heating pipe.
    
    Soaked carpet from burst hot water heating pipe.
    
    Water damaged ceiling from burst hot water heating pipe.
    
    Snow,snow,snow,snow,snow,snow.....
    
    
    ed
    
12.10560This is Atlanta, not Anchorage!!!DECLNE::REESEMy REALITY check bouncedTue Jan 09 1996 13:264
    I don't wanna hear 'bout snow; I moved here to get away from it.
    -1 last night :-(
    
    
12.10561COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertTue Jan 09 1996 13:283
I guess Atlanta has now had more snow than Anchorage this year.

/john
12.10562ACISS1::BATTIStwo cans short of a 6 packTue Jan 09 1996 13:393
    
    Karen, I have a good friend who lives down there, did you guys get
    a foot, like I heard?
12.10563SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIRhubarb... celery gone bloodshot.Tue Jan 09 1996 13:406
    
    
    Thermostat's sticking in the Suzuki...
    
    Means I gotta change the thing in 20 degree weather tonight...
    
12.10564WAHOO::LEVESQUEindigoTue Jan 09 1996 13:421
    Lucky you.
12.10565BUSY::SLABOUNTYWould you like a McDolphin, sir?Tue Jan 09 1996 13:444
    
    	"Lucky you" is right ... I thought having a Suzuki was bad enough,
    	but now you've gotta fix a problem with it.
    
12.10566PSDV::SURRETTETheCluePhoneIsRinging,AndIt'sForYOU.Tue Jan 09 1996 14:039
    
    Changing the thermostat in subfreezing temperatures
    sounds like just about the best thing that can be said
    about owning a suzuki!  
    
    :^)
    
    Walt
    
12.10567SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIRhubarb... celery gone bloodshot.Tue Jan 09 1996 14:2114
    
    
    Hey... hey... HEY!!!!!!!!
    
    There ain't nuthin' wrong with my Suzuki Samurai!!!
    
     This is the first problem with it in 3 years!! And it's only a
    stinkin' stuck thermostat what can happen to any auto-mobile out
    there...
    
    So... take your "comments" and stuff em!!!
    
     :)
    
12.10568WAHOO::LEVESQUEindigoTue Jan 09 1996 14:221
    My, my. Aren't we the oversensitive one.
12.10569POLAR::RICHARDSONBig Bag O' PassionTue Jan 09 1996 14:232
    Andy, are you sure it's the thermostat? You might have a leak
    somewhere.
12.10570SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIRhubarb... celery gone bloodshot.Tue Jan 09 1996 14:259
    
    >My, my. Aren't we the oversensitive one.
    
    
    My smileys aren't distinct enough??? Should I add a nose?? Maybe add a
    party hat, with glasses?? Maybe mention your age???
    
    *<B')
    
12.10571LANDO::OLIVER_BimpetigoTue Jan 09 1996 14:261
    andy, why not wrap that thermostat in spandex to protect it?
12.10572SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIRhubarb... celery gone bloodshot.Tue Jan 09 1996 14:2712
    
    re: .10569
    
    Hi Glenn,
    
    
    How was your birthday, BTW??? :)
    
    I checked it out and didn't seem to find any leaks...
    
    
    It's been acting flaky for a few days... 
12.10573SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIRhubarb... celery gone bloodshot.Tue Jan 09 1996 14:2812
    
    re: .10571
    
    >andy, why not wrap that thermostat in spandex to protect it?
    
    
    Bonnie...
    
    I would, but spandex isn't a very good material to insulate with...
    more to keep things "in place"... ;)
    
    
12.10574GMASEC::KELLYTue Jan 09 1996 14:294
    But Andy, you have something else for that, if memory serves :-)
    
    And what's this about needing to fix things that act flaky?  sniff,
    sniff.
12.10575LANDO::OLIVER_BimpetigoTue Jan 09 1996 14:311
    too bad there's no fur-lined spandex...:-9
12.10576PSDV::SURRETTETheCluePhoneIsRinging,AndIt'sForYOU.Tue Jan 09 1996 14:3215
    
    Andy,
    
    As a Jeep Wrangler owner, I have an obligation to 
    ridicule anyone with Japanese imitation of the
    real thing!  I believe it was part of my purchase
    and sale agreement.
    
    Of course, for the last couple of days I've noticed
    the beast has not running at normal temperature and 
    the heater seems to be lacking.  So, it seems the
    "glass houses" rule may be applicable here.
    
    W.
    
12.10577SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIRhubarb... celery gone bloodshot.Tue Jan 09 1996 14:409
    
    
    re: .10576
    
    No problem Walt.... I understand the mentality  ;)
    
    
    Maybe the parts in question in your Jeep were made in Japan?? :)
    
12.10578POLAR::RICHARDSONBig Bag O' PassionTue Jan 09 1996 14:404
    You may just be low on coolant. Top up your system and reservoir and
    see what that does. It may not be your thermostat.
    
    My birthdays were ok.
12.10579BUSY::SLABOUNTYGo Go Gophers watch them go go go!Tue Jan 09 1996 14:424
    
    	If you're low on coolant it's gotta be going somewhere, and com-
    	ing from somewhere.
    
12.10580SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIRhubarb... celery gone bloodshot.Tue Jan 09 1996 14:439
    
    
    re: .10574
    
    You'se ain't that flaky.. dear!!! :) :)
    
    
    And what's this about your memory???? :)
    
12.10581SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIRhubarb... celery gone bloodshot.Tue Jan 09 1996 14:4715
    
    
    re: coolant
    
    This ayem, I started the vehicle as usual and went out 5 or so minutes
    later to find coolant all over the ground... it seems it overflowed
    outta the reservoir, although the temp gauge showed it as normal. As
    soon as I started to drive away, the needle pegged the hot zone...
    
     I at first thought it might be the water pump, but I allowed it to
    cool, re-filled the reservoir, and started for the parts store to see
    if it would repeat... No problems... it stayed in the normal zone
    throughout, although when I came to a stop or a light, the fan only
    blew cold air...
    
12.10582POLAR::RICHARDSONBig Bag O' PassionTue Jan 09 1996 14:483
    It may only leak under presure and if it's a slow one, it easily goes
    unnoticed. Then, eventually your coolant temperature starts to swing back
    and forth, you heater stops heating, and then it just plain overheats.
12.10583I pulled one of these beasties out of a snowbank this morning :-)BRITE::FYFEUse it up, wear it out, make it do, or do without.Tue Jan 09 1996 14:483
>    Hey... hey... HEY!!!!!!!!
>    
>    There ain't nuthin' wrong with my Suzuki Samurai!!!
12.10584with???SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIRhubarb... celery gone bloodshot.Tue Jan 09 1996 14:501
    
12.10585an '87 S10 Blazer ...BRITE::FYFEUse it up, wear it out, make it do, or do without.Tue Jan 09 1996 14:510
12.10586BUSY::SLABOUNTYGo Go Gophers watch them go go go!Tue Jan 09 1996 14:535
    
    	Prime opportunity to say Ford Pinto, Doug.
    
    	8^)
    
12.10587SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIRhubarb... celery gone bloodshot.Tue Jan 09 1996 14:536
    
    
    Well... okay.... :)
    
    I guess that has a bigger engine tham my 1.3 litre lawnmower type!!! :)
    
12.10588WAHOO::LEVESQUEindigoTue Jan 09 1996 15:053
    >You'se ain't that flaky.. dear!!! :) :)
    
     Ah, damning with faint praise, I see.
12.10589GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed Lady...Tue Jan 09 1996 15:307
    tth:  those that seem to assume me as ignoble and only give a halfass
    apology the realization of them being in the wrong surfaces...
    
    that and the millions of feet of snow outside!!!  and more is expected
    this weekend...i have had enough.  yes, i have.
    
    
12.10590BUSY::SLABOUNTYLolly^3 get your adverbs here.Tue Jan 09 1996 15:343
    
    	This weekend?  Don't forget about tomorrow.  8^)
    
12.10591POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of NightmaresTue Jan 09 1996 15:355
    
    .10589
    
    I wish I had the faintest clue as to what that first sentence meant.
    
12.10592BUSY::SLABOUNTYLolly^3 get your adverbs here.Tue Jan 09 1996 15:377
    
    	The closest I could come to that was maybe raq was in a meeting
    	with some big-wigs and they didn't realize she was supposed to
    	be there.
    
    	"Surfaces" is very probably not the ideal word to use, though.
    
12.10593LANDO::OLIVER_BimpetigoTue Jan 09 1996 15:381
    i'd leave that sentence as is.
12.10594BUSY::SLABOUNTYLolly^3 get your adverbs here.Tue Jan 09 1996 15:413
    
    	Are you sure?  Sort of ambiguous, if you ask me.
    
12.10595LANDO::OLIVER_BimpetigoTue Jan 09 1996 15:471
    it's got a very trippy rhythym to it.
12.10596ACISS1::BATTIStwo cans short of a 6 packTue Jan 09 1996 15:495
    
    .10594
    
    Shawn, find me something to beat you with, ah yes, that pool cue will
    work just fine.
12.10597BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't get even ... get odd!!Tue Jan 09 1996 16:513
    
    	Hey, if I can use MY pool cue as well it could be a close game.
    
12.10598I baked bread for first time in years :-)DECLNE::REESEMy REALITY check bouncedTue Jan 09 1996 17:0126
    Some counties in Nawth Georgia might have gotten 1' of snow; they
    got blasted.  MadMike is probably still shoveling; think his
    county was one that was without power for a considerable time
    also.
    
    I live 45 miles north of downtown Atlanta, I had 5" in my front
    yard.  It could have been worse; from 12:15am Saturday morning to
    approx that same time on Sunday we had 3" of rain.  I shudder to
    think of how much snow that might have translated into.
    
    Much of metro Atlanta was plagued with ice; many autos abandoned
    on interstates etc.  People waiting 4-5 hours to get towed out of
    ditches etc.  Too many accidents for police to repond to all; 
    injured folks waiting for ambulances because all were in use.  It's
    a mess when people don't have enough sense to stay put.
    
    I made a trip to local Kroger's saturday afternoon; panic buyers
    had cleaned the store out of bread, but store had brought in more
    milk, eggs etc.
    
    This should probably go in TTWA topic:
    
    Couple standing next to me in frozen food section; wife to hubby
    "pick up as much stuff that can be microwaved in case we lose
    power".  {Thud}
    
12.10599POLAR::RICHARDSONBig Bag O' PassionTue Jan 09 1996 17:071
    Multiply the amount of rain X 10.
12.10600WAHOO::LEVESQUEmemory canyonTue Jan 09 1996 17:171
    Nuthin, honey!
12.10601DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Tue Jan 09 1996 17:3313
    
    
    	re:. 10598
    
    	Couple standing next to me in frozen food section; wife to hubby
    "pick up as much stuff that can be microwaved in case we lose power". 
    {Thud}
    
    
    
    		>>  bwahahahahahahahahhahahhaaaaa!  ahem.  =)
    
    
12.10602SPEZKO::FRASERMobius Loop; see other sideTue Jan 09 1996 17:353
        A small aux generator could easily power a microwave...  
          

12.10603NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Jan 09 1996 17:362
They prolly have a small nukular reactor on the kitchen counter.
No need for electricity to zap those tater tots.
12.10604I'd prolly get frostbite of the butt!!DECLNE::REESEMy REALITY check bouncedTue Jan 09 1996 18:059
    The Beamer couple didn't seem the generator type :-)  There might
    be a few generator types up in MadMike's neck of the woods.
    
    .10599
    
    Glenn,
    
    Three freaking feet of snow?????  I'm only 5' tall!!!
    
12.10605POLAR::RICHARDSONBig Bag O' PassionTue Jan 09 1996 18:121
    So you have an extra 2 feet.
12.10606SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Tue Jan 09 1996 18:307
    
    	re: microwave
    
    
    	BWWWWAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA...! :)
    
    
12.10607COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertTue Jan 09 1996 18:363
12.10608BUSY::SLABOUNTYAntisocialTue Jan 09 1996 20:276
    
    	11 more days in my billing period and I've already got about 20
    	minutes logged on my cellular phone.
    
    	My 1/2 of the bill could be over $20 this month.
    
12.10609BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityTue Jan 09 1996 20:343

	People get billed for periods? 
12.10610BUSY::SLABOUNTYAntisocialTue Jan 09 1996 20:363
    
    	Yes, it's usually the male spouse that ends up paying the most.
    
12.10611POLAR::RICHARDSONBig Bag O' PassionTue Jan 09 1996 20:371
    Bloody hell.
12.10612SCASS1::BARBER_Afla fla floleyTue Jan 09 1996 20:421
    Thats good, Shawn.  My bill runs me around $100.  8-O
12.10613POLAR::RICHARDSONBig Bag O' PassionTue Jan 09 1996 20:432
    
    =8^O
12.10614SCASS1::BARBER_Afla fla floleyTue Jan 09 1996 20:471
    -1 I like the do!
12.10615ACISS2::LEECHDia do bheatha.Wed Jan 10 1996 11:341
    It's bowling night...
12.10616CSLALL::HENDERSONPraise His name I am freeWed Jan 10 1996 12:418

 Son back in the hospital again.




 Jim
12.10617squirrels must dieWAHOO::LEVESQUEmemory canyonWed Jan 10 1996 13:207
    TTHNYE:
    
     Had some beautiful filet mignons ready for the grill. Went out to
    start the grill. Turn on the gas. No sound of gas. Pick up the tank.
    It's awful light. Grrrrr. I filled it in October, and there's NFW I've
    used a whole tank. A closer look: the effing squirrels chewed through
    the rubber tube connecting the tank to the venturis.
12.10618POLAR::RICHARDSONBig Bag O' PassionWed Jan 10 1996 13:211
    That why I always close the main valve. It's a good habit.
12.10619BUSY::SLABOUNTYHere's looking up your address!!Wed Jan 10 1996 13:233
    
    	For several reasons, 1 of them apparently being squirrels.
    
12.10620GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed Lady...Wed Jan 10 1996 13:2417
    
    <-- way back there...
    
    seems i left a word out of my sentence...basically, someone treated me
    as if i were less than sub-human, and when the realization of the
    opposite surfaced, i got a halfass apology for her actions.
    
    ttht:  the 1-1/2hr commute that usually takes 35 mintes...
    
    
    sorry about your son, jim.  this is going to be a long haul...chin
    up.
    
    
    -raq
    
    
12.10621SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIRhubarb... celery gone bloodshot.Wed Jan 10 1996 13:267
    
    
    I had no trouble cooking the steaks last night, Doc... but then, I
    always shut off the main valve along with the knob on the grill...
    
    :)
    
12.10622MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Jan 10 1996 13:279
(I thought _everybody_ closed the valve on top of the bottle after 
 using the grill.)

Rodents seem to have an affinity for gas grills. Last spring when I opened 
mine for the first time since the previous November, I found that a mouse
was raising a family inside under the grate in a ball of chewed up grass.
(which was an improvement from the previous year when they kept nesting
in my car.)

12.10623MKOTS3::JOLLIMORECouldn't stand the weatherWed Jan 10 1996 13:326
>    A closer look: the effing squirrels chewed through
>    the rubber tube connecting the tank to the venturis.
	
	you have a gas tank connected to a PC?
	
	and real men use chahcoal.
12.10624WAHOO::LEVESQUEmemory canyonWed Jan 10 1996 13:332
    I usually do, but apparently forgot to the last time I used the grill.
    Not that it would have made it any more possible to grill my steaks.
12.10625NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Jan 10 1996 13:353
>	and real men use chahcoal.

My charcoal grill is buried in snow.
12.10626BUSY::SLABOUNTYHere's looking up your address!!Wed Jan 10 1996 13:395
    
    	Gerald, if you light the grill it'll melt all the snow off.
    
    	Hope this helps.
    
12.10627NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Jan 10 1996 13:461
Shawn, I have to _find_ the grill first.
12.10628MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Jan 10 1996 13:505
Finding mine is easy. One is in the small pile of snow just west of the
swimming pool (not the bigger pile of snow just west of the swimming
pool, in which I can find my picnic table.) The other one is in the
BIG pile of snow next to the front porch.

12.10629BUSY::SLABOUNTYHere's looking up your address!!Wed Jan 10 1996 13:547
    
>Shawn, I have to _find_ the grill first.
    
    
    	I hope you don't end up explaining ALL my wisecracks ... takes
    	some of the humoric value right out of them.
    
12.10630TROOA::COLLINSIn the dead heat of Time...Wed Jan 10 1996 13:543
    
    Speaking of which...
    
12.10631MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Jan 10 1996 15:2810
TTHT:
    The snow is now so heavy and deep all around my foundation that it
    has totally obliterated all light transmission through the basement
    windows. It is pitch dark in my basement, even though the sun is 
    shining outside at the moment.

    And it's only early January.

    Last year this time we were having a heat spell.

12.10632BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityWed Jan 10 1996 15:3713


	I get up, trek through the snow to my dr's appointment for my errr
uvula. I finally get there, and he tells me he can't be sure, as with this cold
I have, all my glands are swollen. So I have to go back in 3 weeks. So I trek
back home, to find I have to shovel again. sigh...... get into work around
11:30, and will be here til probably 9-10 tonight. I hate winter!

	Is it possible to bring Mother Nature up on charges? 


Glen
12.10633DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Wed Jan 10 1996 16:2010
    
    
    	Jack,
    
    	I have to wonder what will happen to the underside of my
    	apartment building once all this snow starts to melt.
    	There are 'holes' in the foundation (not on the cellar side)
    	that I'm sure will end up with lots of water in them come 
    	spring.  Joy, one of the holes is under my bedroom......
    
12.10634ACISS2::LEECHDia do bheatha.Wed Jan 10 1996 16:284
    More snow on its way tomorrow...afternoon; inevitably starting just an
    hour or so before rush hour, no doubt.  
    
    -steve
12.10635MPGS::MARKEYWe're upping our standards; up yoursWed Jan 10 1996 17:056
    
    Catching a fingernail while trying to attach a ribbon cable
    to a card installed in a PC and tearing half the fingernail
    off... damn that smarts!!!!
    
    -b
12.10636Putting together toys is still worse, thoughDECWIN::RALTOClinto Barada NiktoWed Jan 10 1996 17:1513
    Argh, I hate those ribbon cable connectors, and PC internals
    in general (e.g., trying to cram boards into those ISA sockets).
    
    If they can make a ZIF chip socket, why can't they make these
    various connectors easier to deal with?  All the ramming force
    and stresses can't be doing the boards (etch, etc.) and components
    much good, either.
    
    And what warped mind came up with the insertion procedure for SIMMs?
    Once you know it, it's easy (but still weird); before you learn it,
    though, it's like some kid's puzzle toy.
    
    Chris
12.10637EVMS::MORONEYOperation Foot BulletWed Jan 10 1996 19:0910
re .10617:

Well consider what could have happened if you _did_ close the valve.
<open valve>
<light light> "why won't the #$@# grill not light? Hmm, I smell ga- <WHOOMP!>


>        and real men use chahcoal.

REAL men use WOOD.
12.10638SMURF::BINDEREis qui nos doment vescimur.Wed Jan 10 1996 19:146
    .10637
    
    > REAL men use WOOD.
    
    Naw.  REAL men use the hot air generated while they tell everybody what
    real men use.
12.10639ACISS2::LEECHDia do bheatha.Wed Jan 10 1996 19:181
    I rub two sticks together under a steak.
12.10640GIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Wed Jan 10 1996 19:183
You mean they don't devour their meat raw?

\C
12.10641SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIRhubarb... celery gone bloodshot.Wed Jan 10 1996 19:194
    
    
     Real men get their old ladies to do it for them.....
    
12.10642MPGS::MARKEYWe're upping our standards; up yoursWed Jan 10 1996 19:196
    
    > I rub two sticks together under a steak.
    
    Admit it, it's really not a replacement for sex, is it?
    
    -b
12.10643GIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Wed Jan 10 1996 19:202
WordDefect

12.10644BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityWed Jan 10 1996 19:256
| <<< Note 12.10637 by EVMS::MORONEY "Operation Foot Bullet" >>>


| REAL men use WOOD.

	I thought we were past burning witches?
12.10645SX4GTO::OLSONDBTC Palo AltoWed Jan 10 1996 19:545
    >You mean they don't devour their meat raw?
    
    that's *after* the two sticks don't catch.
    
    DougO
12.10646BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityWed Jan 10 1996 22:2413

	I come home from a day where absolutely NOTHING went the way it was
supposed to. BUT, my spot I cleared out is still there. My W2's were in the
mail. So here I am feeling fine, and I open the door to my room and it is cold
cold cold! That strip of baseboard is not working for some damn reason. I will
go down to the furnace room and see if it is a zone problem. Although seeing we
have only 1 thermostat, I kinda doubt it. The rest of the house is toasty warm,
but my room is cold. I am really hating today....



Glen
12.10647CSLALL::HENDERSONPraise His name I am freeThu Jan 11 1996 01:488



 ceiling leaking in my apartment..my rugs are wet in a few spots 



12.10648ROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150 kts. is TOO slow!Thu Jan 11 1996 11:323
    Still deeply feeling the loss of Amos:-(
    
    Bob
12.10649GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed Lady...Thu Jan 11 1996 11:5521
    
    tth: 
    
    well, glen, join the club...except my room is the warmest in the
    apartment, when the door is closed.  windows/doors are so drafty everywhere
    else, even when the heat is one, you still aren't warm if you are near
    a window (which happens tobe just about anywhere you decide to sit)
    
    the little weeniehead who decided he didn't want to be stuck behind the
    oncoming school bus, so he zoomed out in front of it from a side road,
    causing me to slam on the brakes to avoid hitting him, which sent me
    skidding right for the embankment, which i managed to avoid. 
    
    last nite, on the way home, i heard billy joel's "scenes from an
    italian restaurant".  i like the song, always have.  well, all last
    nite, whenever i woke up from my sleep, which happened to be a lot
    last nite, that friggin' song was running thru my head...not the way i
    want to be spending the time i am supposed to be sleeping...
    
      
    
12.10650CONSLT::MCBRIDEpack light, keep low, move fast, reload oftenThu Jan 11 1996 12:0914
    TTHLWE: 
    
    No sleep due to cough n' cold.  Necessity to drive to Scranton, PA
    Sunday afternoon to attend the only Level I coaches clinic left this
    season anywhere in the Northeast.  A 5 hour drive turned into 8 white
    knuckled, hallucinatory, hellish, hours.  300 miles in a friggin'
    blizzard.  Yes, I am stupid.  Good news is that the SHO handled the
    conditions superbly even with "performance" tires.  Bad news was that 
    the smorgasbord of other vehicles on the road did not.  To add insult
    to (mental) injury, the ski area was closed Monday due to too much
    snow.  47 counties in PA were closed including the one I was in. 
    Employees could not make it to the area.  :-/.  
    
    Brian
12.10651BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityThu Jan 11 1996 12:1416
| <<< Note 12.10647 by CSLALL::HENDERSON "Praise His name I am free" >>>

| ceiling leaking in my apartment..my rugs are wet in a few spots

	Been there, done that....hated it! I do understand the frustration that
can cause, Jim. Do you have buckets out to collect the water? Hope the landlord
can get it fixed real soon. If a roofer tells your landlord that they have to
wait for the snow to melt, get a different roofer. The first one my landlady
used said that. She went to another, and they came, shoveled, dried the area
with a torch, and fixed the problem. 



Glen


12.10652CSLALL::HENDERSONPraise His name I am freeThu Jan 11 1996 12:4111


 The leaks don't call for buckets yet.  I can see some evidence in the
 ceiling, plus the walls are also leaking as my carpet has some wet spots
 near the walls.  This happened a couple years ago, but somehow I expect
 it to be worse this year.



 Jim
12.10653SMURF::BINDEREis qui nos doment vescimur.Thu Jan 11 1996 12:429
    tthln
    
    Having to shovel about two tons of snow off the flat roof of my side
    porch. 
    
    ttht
    
    Having to run the snowthrower this morning to relocate the ton or so of
    snow I shoveled from the porch roof onto the driveway last night.
12.10654LANDO::OLIVER_Blooking for her hand in the snowThu Jan 11 1996 12:499
    the dufus of a tenant upstairs who insists on running a
    fan (in the middle of winter, no less) because the "white
    noise" helps him to sleep.  there is no noise to drown out
    to begin with and the stupid whirring thing keeps me awake.
    asked him several times nicely to knock it off - then i haad
    to get uncivil...thank goodness he'll be vacating shortly.
    
    why do some people dote on noise?  what the heck is the matter
    with silence??
12.10655BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityThu Jan 11 1996 12:576
	I have a friend who is like that. Hmmm.... now that I think of it, my
ex was like that. Neither person could explain it, but both said they slept
better with the noise.


Glen
12.10656MKOTS3::JMARTINI press on toward the goalThu Jan 11 1996 13:066
    Z    the dufus of a tenant upstairs who insists on running a
    Z    fan (in the middle of winter, no less) because the "white
    Z    noise" helps him to sleep.  there is no noise to drown out
    Z    to begin with and the stupid whirring thing keeps me awake.
    
    You two will prolly fall in love!
12.10657BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my pn? 1-800-328-7448Thu Jan 11 1996 13:076
    
    	Binder, why didn't you just use the snowblower to remove the
    	snow from the roof in the 1st place?
    
    	Would have saved you a step and ALOT of time.
    
12.10658LANDO::OLIVER_Blooking for her hand in the snowThu Jan 11 1996 13:114
    |You two will prolly fall in love!
    
    i doubt it.  he didn't smile when i told him maybe he
    should try sleeping in a padded cell instead.
12.10659WAHOO::LEVESQUEmemory canyonThu Jan 11 1996 13:1618
    TTHT:
    
     A piece of logic that I inherited is totally messed up. That it ever
    even appeared to work is TOTAL luck. It does address generation for
    some on chip fifos, and it's not even close to being right. A huge mess
    to clean up.
    
     Gotta revamp the arbitration logic due to A) unfairness in servicing
    multiple service classes from the same chip and B) it's gotta support
    the new, faster architecture as well as the existing architecture.
    Sounds like a pile more CSRs and lots of new logic design.
    
     And oh, by the way, the other interface I'm responsible for (the one
    whose design and implementation is 99% complete) is going to be
    changing, not the least of which is the need to suppport a doubling of
    the clock frequency. Yet Another Rate Matching FIFO.
    
     kvetch, kvetch.
12.10660SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIRhubarb... celery gone bloodshot.Thu Jan 11 1996 13:2612
    
    Bonnie...
    
    Your walls (floors?) are that thin that you can hear a fan going??
    
    I have trouble sleeping at times... any slight, sudden noise tends to
    wake me up... I found that the noise a fan makes seems to mask out the
    sudden, abrupt noises... It's like the drone of a car engine putting a
    youngster to sleep in the back of a car...
    
     Either that or I listen to a musical.... :) :)
    
12.10661waiting......GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERA New Year, the SOSThu Jan 11 1996 13:331
    
12.10662SMURF::BINDEREis qui nos doment vescimur.Thu Jan 11 1996 13:403
    .10657
    
    Now why didn't *I* think of that?
12.10663BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my pn? 1-800-328-7448Thu Jan 11 1996 13:414
    
    	I guess that's just 1 of many differences between you and me,
    	Binder.
    
12.10664GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERbe nice, be happyThu Jan 11 1996 13:459
    
    
    
    That's definitely a Tim Taylor thing to do, Dick.  Make sure the local
    paper is there so as they can get a good photo of you slipping. :')
    
    
    
    Mike
12.10665ROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150 kts. is TOO slow!Thu Jan 11 1996 13:484
    I figured he could just point the discharge chute up and put it back up
    on the roof.
    
    Bob
12.10666DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Thu Jan 11 1996 14:1720
    
    	TTHT
    
    	        stupid snow plow drivers.  6 am. this morning I am again,
    		awakened by the DPW removing snow from my street. Only
    		this time they also decided to "move" around some of 
    		the snow next the fire station.  So I had a front loader
    		almost right outside my bedroom window.  I get up and
    		pull up the blinds to see what they're doing.  Now, 
    		if I wasn't so annoyed at being woken up, this might
    		have been funny.  Here's this idiot, taking snow from
    		the bottom of a huge pile, taking the bucket up as
    		far as it will go (it doesn't reach to the top), dumping
    		it, and it slides right back down to the bottom.  Moves
    		to another side of the pile and does the same thing.
    		I watched him repeat this stupid maneuver three or
    		four times before I climbed back into bed and tried
    		to drown out the sound with a pillow.  Didn't work.
    		The moron continued for 45 minutes.
    
12.10667ACISS1::BATTIStwo cans short of a 6 packThu Jan 11 1996 14:303
    
    
    
12.10668ACISS1::BATTIStwo cans short of a 6 packThu Jan 11 1996 14:313
    
    !joan leaving soapbox. dammit !joan, tell your cost center manager you
    are too important to soapbox to leave.
12.10669LANDO::OLIVER_Blooking for her hand in the snowThu Jan 11 1996 14:337
    |Your walls (floors?) are that thin that you can hear a fan going??
    
    andy, i can hear it through the floor even tho he claims that
    he's got the thing sitting on a desk.  i don't know, it's an
    85-year old house...no wall to wall in the bedroom...
    
    oh well, the noise will go away when he departs...
12.10670WMOIS::GIROUARD_CThu Jan 11 1996 14:355
    i'm sure you really enjoyed the beep-beep-beep everytime he backed up
    too. 
    
    actually, the equipment in my city doesn't do snow removal. they just
    deposit it in my driveway entrances.
12.10671SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIRhubarb... celery gone bloodshot.Thu Jan 11 1996 14:3815
    
    
    Bonnie...
    
     Sounds like this house you live in doesn't have AC either... so my
    next question is...
    
     What do you do in the summer when it's hot and you want to sleep? No
    fan for you??
    
    
    Judy...
    
      You can always come over and sleep at our house... ;)
    
12.10672LANDO::OLIVER_Blooking for her hand in the snowThu Jan 11 1996 14:474
    |What do you do in the summer when it's hot and you want to sleep?
    
    i open my winders.  i live in a quiet neighborhood.  i don't
    mind crickets.  i hate mechanical noise.    
12.10673SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIRhubarb... celery gone bloodshot.Thu Jan 11 1996 14:5311
    
    
    Brookstone has a neat little gadget that masks noise (around $100). It
    has about 6 or so different sounds (ie rain-fall, summer sounds, even
    a car-noise one) that runs on batteries or AC current...
    
     I was gonna see about purchasing one, but, alas, funds went for
    ammo...
    
    :)
    
12.10674DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Thu Jan 11 1996 14:5814
    
    
    	re: .10670
    
    	Oh yeah.... loadsa fun....  vroom! vroom!  vroom!  vroom!
    	beep! beep! beep!  beep!
    
    
    	re: Andy
    
    	Funny you should mention that.  While I was trying to get back
    	to sleep I was thinking "I wonder if anything like this is going
    	on over near Andy's place".  
    
12.10675NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Jan 11 1996 15:375
Andy, you can get a three-sound one from Radio Shack for $40.  Tropical rain,
Hawaiian surf, and night train are the sounds.  It's AC only.

BTW, this is precisely the kind of noise she's complaining about.  The
tropical rain is pretty close to white noise (as is the fan).
12.10676BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityThu Jan 11 1996 16:013

	What qualifies as black noise?
12.10677NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Jan 11 1996 16:041
Rap.
12.10678BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityThu Jan 11 1996 16:131
reynolds or saran?
12.10679SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIRhubarb... celery gone bloodshot.Thu Jan 11 1996 16:548
    
    Thanks for the info Gerald... I'll check it out...
    
    I know Bonnie was complaining about the "white noise"... what I tried
    to say, and didn't do a very good job of it, was about the summer
    noises she hears when the window is open... The machine could simulate
    that and the "fan from hell" upstairs would cease to be a problem... :)
    
12.10680LANDO::OLIVER_Blooking for her hand in the snowThu Jan 11 1996 16:591
    hmmm, dueling white noises.
12.10681MPGS::MARKEYWe're upping our standards; up yoursThu Jan 11 1996 17:0014
    
    And now, for today's "as if you give a rodent's behind" entry:

    White noise is noise that is equally distributed at all frequencies
    throughout the audible band (20Hz-20Khz). That "phwoooosh" sound
    you hear on your car radio when the tuner is set between stations
    is an example...

    Pink noise is noise that is equally distributed over all octaves
    in the audible band, but not at all frequencies. That is, there
    are holes in the audible spectrum of pink noise. Pink noise
    is useful to equipment test geeks and synthesists.

    -b
12.10682TROOA::COLLINSThe Universal JuvenileThu Jan 11 1996 17:034
    
    ...and `Black Noise' is the title of an album by the
       sci-fi rock band FM.
   
12.10683LANDO::OLIVER_Blooking for her hand in the snowThu Jan 11 1996 17:041
    i heard that.
12.10684liars..GAVEL::JANDROWGreen-Eyed Lady...Thu Jan 11 1996 18:086
    
    tth:  people who, when have an error pointed out to them, turn around
    and lie to cover their tracks in an attempt to make me look like the
    liar...
    
    
12.10685DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Thu Jan 11 1996 18:377
    
    
    	Raq,
    
    	Too bad you just got a promotion.  I'd say you need a new
    	job!
    
12.10686BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityThu Jan 11 1996 18:453

	Bummer, raq. I hate when people do that.
12.10687TROOA::COLLINSToronto TontoFri Jan 12 1996 00:117
    
    My last dial-in from home.
    
    <sniff!>
    
    :'^(
    
12.10688POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of NightmaresFri Jan 12 1996 00:1619
    
    
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12.10689COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertFri Jan 12 1996 00:193
You can wave that in his face, but he's leaving anyway.

/john
12.10690TROOA::COLLINSToronto TontoFri Jan 12 1996 00:213
    
    Oddly, I'll miss you too, /john.  :^)
    
12.10691POLAR::RICHARDSONBig Bag O' PassionFri Jan 12 1996 01:223
    
    
    This bumbs me out.  8^(
12.10692CSLALL::HENDERSONPraise His name I am freeFri Jan 12 1996 01:5826


 I don't know which I hate worse.  Having my son in the hospital, or dealing
 with the nincompoops that are supposed to be "treating" him.  If this is
 what modern psychology/psychiatry is all about, no wonder this world is
 in such a mess.  I'd rather be dealing with lawyers than this incompetant
 bunch of bozos.  One would think that such a facility would at least put
 forth a front that shows 1) they know what they are doing from one department
 to the next 2) they are actually concerned with the patient 3) they are
 actually concerned or at least aware of the fact that the parents of said
 patient have no idea how these places work and that said parents are totally
 blown away by the circumstances that led to the hospitalization of said
 patient 4) that the bozos running the show would consider that the parents
 of the patient have jobs and that while the welfare of their child is of major
 concern to them, it may not always be possible to leave their jobs at the
 spur of the moment for a team meeting.  5) one would think that when said
 parents say they could be available all day Saturday for a meeting or even
 late evening during the week they would respond with something other than
 "the doctors aren't available during those time frames and if you can't 
 make the team meeting when scheduled perhaps we'll have to call the 
 state dept of social services"...

 Sheeesh.


12.10693BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityFri Jan 12 1996 11:317

	Hang in there, Jim. What will probably get your son through all this is
your relentless support. He's a lucky son to have you as a father.


Glen
12.10694BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityFri Jan 12 1996 11:4332

	I should be happy, but I'm not. 

	Boston Gas never made it out Wednesday night. This you know. They did
make it out last night......at 12:15 am. But that took a threat. They told me
at 5:00, 7:00, 8:30 & 11:00 that someone would be out. It was the 11:00 one
that I told them I was really frustrated with the run around, and that if
someone was not at the apartment within an hour, I was calling the mayors 24
hour emergency hotline, and letting them know what has been going on. So, like
I said, at 12:15 am, they showed up. 

	They went in the basement, and bled the system. They started to walk 
away and said, "It's all fixed!". My roomate said, no, it isn't, because the 
baseboard is still cold in the other end of the house. They reluctantly came up 
to the apartment, and felt for themselves. They agreed, the baseboard was cold. 
They searched to see if there was a bleeder valve, which there was not. They 
went on to say that whoever put the system in, did it wrong, as the pipe was 
probably laid in wrong somewhere. I then reminded him that the system is 10 
years old, and this is the 1st problem it has had. He still stuck with his 
story. He said to get a plumber in, and have them put in a bleeder valve. 

	Now his partner was looking at the thermostat a few times, but never did
anything with it. They left, my roomate and I were pissed. I was more pissed, 
cuz it was my room that was still cold. But one thing still stuck in my head,
and that was the guy looking at the thermostat. So I went over, saw that due to 
the late hour, the heat was switched to the lower setting. I turned the sucker 
up, instant heat. But of course, when all was said and done, it was about 1:30, 
and it took til 2:30 to get unwound and back to sleep. I HATE Boston Gas....


Glen
12.10695ACISS1::BATTIStwo cans short of a 6 packFri Jan 12 1996 12:036
    
    John's last day. :-( :-(
    
    another extremely funny noter, leaving the bosom of mother Dec.
    Can it possibly get any worse? Yes, -b is leaving next week, this
    sucks big time.
12.10696SMURF::WALTERSFri Jan 12 1996 12:092
    You'll have to use a phrase other than "sucks bigtime" for Brian.
    Sucks bigtime would be an everyday event for Superwilly.
12.10697BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityFri Jan 12 1996 12:136
| <<< Note 12.10695 by ACISS1::BATTIS "two cans short of a 6 pack" >>>


| another extremely funny noter, leaving the bosom of mother Dec.

	Then a boob cake WOULD be appropriate for his send off?
12.10698MPGS::MARKEYWe're upping our standards; up yoursFri Jan 12 1996 14:296
    
    > Sucks bigtime would be an everyday event for Superwilly.
    
    Oh good, then we share opinions on Bill Clinton. :-)
    
    -b
12.10699SMURF::WALTERSFri Jan 12 1996 14:361
    <- agagagagag
12.10700BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityFri Jan 12 1996 14:381
PTL 700 club snarf!
12.10701TROOA::COLLINSToronto TontoFri Jan 12 1996 14:387
    
    I don't think I've ever bought a cup of coffee that is as bad 
    as the one I just got.
    
    Absolutely undrinkable.  Tastes like it was brewed with dirty
    dishwater.
    
12.10702BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityFri Jan 12 1996 14:401
<---a going away present from DEC?
12.10703NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Fri Jan 12 1996 15:164
Glen, at least Boston Gas eventually fixed your problem.  They made mine worse.
I had to call in an electrician.  He said someone had screwed up the wiring.
Only one person had touched the system, the guy from Boston Gas, but they
denied all responsibility.
12.10704BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityFri Jan 12 1996 15:284

	Gerald, the funny thing is the system worked fine until they came on
Tuesday night to fix a gas leak.....
12.10705MPGS::MARKEYWe're upping our standards; up yoursFri Jan 12 1996 15:283
    
    Two words: nose pimples
    
12.10706GAVEL::JANDROWPartly To Mostly BlondeFri Jan 12 1996 15:315
    
    well, jj, thankfully (i think), my tth was a lingering from my last
    job, which i am still somewhat involved in for the time being...
    
    
12.10707CONSLT::MCBRIDEpack light, keep low, move fast, reload oftenFri Jan 12 1996 15:311
    Outside or inside?  
12.10708CRONIC::BOURGOINEFri Jan 12 1996 15:345

	TTHT:   Driving in this morning and seeing a man hitchhiking
	       in this freezing weather - and being too afraid to
		give him a ride.
12.10709COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertFri Jan 12 1996 15:4624
re .10708

It can be such a fulfilling experience.

A few years ago during one of these storms, I picked up an old black man,
walking towards Chelmsford.

It didn't take long before I realized this guy was several pallets short
of a full load.

He didn't seem to know where he was going, so I told him I'd take him to
a shelter in Lowell.  "NO! NO! no shelters."

My phone rang.  "Are you a cop?!  I don't like cops.  You're not going to
take me to the police, are you?  Can you just give me a quarter for a cup
of coffee?"

I ended up letting him out at the Friendly's Resto in Chelmsford.  Told him
to take three dollars (all the cash I had with me at the moment) in there
and ask the people inside to help him find his way home.

"NO!  Don't give me dollars!  I don't like dollars.  I want quarters!"

/john
12.10710POLAR::RICHARDSONBig Bag O' PassionFri Jan 12 1996 15:541
    He'd probably like loonies.
12.10711BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityFri Jan 12 1996 16:063

	Pat, you might want to rephrase that.... ;-)
12.10712CRONIC::BOURGOINEFri Jan 12 1996 16:2613
>>	Pat, you might want to rephrase that.... ;-)


	OhmyGosh!!!   Glen just explained to me.....

	It never occured to me........but then....

	never mind

	:-)



12.10713POLAR::RICHARDSONBig Bag O' PassionFri Jan 12 1996 16:331
    Well, it didn't occur to me....
12.10714PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BFri Jan 12 1996 16:393
  loud people

12.10715SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIRhubarb... celery gone bloodshot.Fri Jan 12 1996 17:1012
    
    >loud people
    
    
    Okay...
    
    
    HOW"S THIS??? ANY BETTER????
    
    
    Oh... wait a minute... there's no comma in there... never mind...
    
12.10716PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BFri Jan 12 1996 17:175
  .10715  thanks, andy. ;>

	  oh, btw, mikey wolinski and i know each other.  we "wine
	  snobs" gotta stick together you know.  
12.10717SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIRhubarb... celery gone bloodshot.Fri Jan 12 1996 17:235
    
    >oh, btw, mikey wolinski and i know each other.  
    
    Then he's just reading-challenged??  :) :)
    
12.10718WAHOO::LEVESQUEmemory canyonFri Jan 12 1996 17:261
    Why would he want to go to Reading?
12.10719STAR::MWOLINSKIuCoder sans FrontieresFri Jan 12 1996 17:559
    
    
    >>>Then he's just reading-challenged??  :) :)
    
      nope, just a notes collison and yours got in first.
    
    
    -mike
    
12.10720DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Fri Jan 12 1996 17:586
    
    
    	TTHT
    
    	corporate travel
    
12.10721MPGS::MARKEYWe're upping our standards; up yoursFri Jan 12 1996 18:0243
    
    Two hitchhiking tales:

    A guy I used to work with spotted a hitchhiker in a storm (I don't
    remember if it was winter or not, but things were nasty)... so he
    stopped. [It was on 290 in Worcester, near the 190 exits, if I
    recall...]

    So, the guy gets in the car, and proceeds to pull a gun on my
    friend. He made my friend drive a very circuitous route to
    western Mass (out towards Hawley or one of those other very-
    out-of-the-way places.) Something like 5 hours passed, and it
    was now 2 or 3 AM. Then, the guy made my friend stop, get out
    of the car on a dark stretch of road where there were no houses
    in sight. The guy then jumped in the driver's seat and drove
    off with my friend's car, which wasn't recovered for several
    weeks. Luckily, my friend survived, but it was quite an ordeal.

    On the other hand, I once got lost in rural Maryland. I ran
    out of gas a few miles from the interstate; right in front
    of a bar. So, I went inside. I walked up to the bar and
    asked the bar tender if he knew where I could find a towing
    service at that time and he just turned around and walked
    away. I couldn't believe it! Then, I turned to one of the
    bar patrons and he just turned in his stool so his back
    faced me. Then I asked some guy at a pool table and he didn't
    say a word either, just shrugged. Even though I can more than
    handle myself, I was quite scared at this point. I just went
    outside, glad to be alive, and started walking down the
    road... It was pretty late at night; probably 1 or 2 AM.
    I saw a car coming in my direction, and in desperation,
    stuck my finger out. They stopped.

    They turned out to be a lovely hippy couple who drove me all
    the way back to Georgetown and, I will add, got me fabulously
    toasted en route. They were as nice as it gets, and if these
    people didn't take a chance on some scraggly kid hitchin'
    a ride, who knows what might have happened.

    My point? None, as usual... just something to chew on...

    -b
    
12.10722POLAR::RICHARDSONBig Bag O' PassionFri Jan 12 1996 18:047
    |Note 12.10720 by DECWIN::JUDY
    |TTHT
    |
    |corporate travel
    
    Ya, nothing worse than traveling with a crap wagon load of people.
    
12.10723BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Fri Jan 12 1996 18:148
    
    >the way back to Georgetown and, I will add, got me fabulously
    >toasted en route.
    
    	You should have asked them to turn the heat down if you were
    	that warm.  But it WAS their car, so maybe you did the right
    	thing.
    
12.10724BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityFri Jan 12 1996 18:1519

	I was about to get into my car and head to Clinton (from Berlin) when
this guy was walking down the street thumbing. I told asked where he was going,
and he said Clinton. So I said I was headed that way, hop in. He did. Well,
after a couple of minutes he started talking about how he had shot some cop in
New York, which is why he was on his way to Clinton....to hide. He asked if I
wanted to see his gun, or the bullet mark he had from a bullet skimming his
shoulder. I said no to both counts, and just smiled. He kept talking about the
gun and such, and when I got to the gas station, I said, ok, end of the road.
He got out, made a call, and was gone. My heart was still pounding as I did not
know if he was serious or not. I was hoping he was going to stay around so I
could get a call into the cops..... but by the time I did, he was gone. Don't
know if they ever found him or not. Cops never called me back, so I don't think
they did.



Glen
12.10725CRONIC::BOURGOINEFri Jan 12 1996 18:1812

	Hitchiking:

	I think I'm just feeling rotten, because I know that the sentiments 
expressed by Covert are true - however at the same time, driving alone on 
the back roads of NH it seems such a dangerous thing to do, because I know 
that the stories such as Brian's really do happen.  

I'm not sure I can feel good about this either way......

Drats....
12.10726POLAR::RICHARDSONBig Bag O' PassionFri Jan 12 1996 18:352
    I'm starting to feel pretty bad about it myself. Where is that can of
    gasoline?!?
12.10727CRONIC::BOURGOINEFri Jan 12 1996 18:509
>>         <<< Note 12.10726 by POLAR::RICHARDSON "Big Bag O' Passion" >>>

>>    I'm starting to feel pretty bad about it myself. Where is that can of
>>    gasoline?!?



				SMACK!

12.10728POLAR::RICHARDSONBig Bag O' PassionFri Jan 12 1996 18:571
    8^)
12.10729ACISS1::BATTIStwo cans short of a 6 packFri Jan 12 1996 19:092
    
    well Glenn, I have the match whenever you are ready.
12.10730POLAR::RICHARDSONBig Bag O' PassionFri Jan 12 1996 19:211
    Just waiting for Pat's next installment. Hold on....
12.10731COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertFri Jan 12 1996 22:026
Damn.  Power just went out here.

I have yet to have a power failure here that lasted less than the
10-15 minute backup time of my UPS.

/john
12.10732MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Fri Jan 12 1996 23:242
TTHT:
   Too damn busy all day to get a final Email farewell off to !Joan.
12.10733.CSC32::PRICESat Jan 13 1996 02:369
    
    
    Managers who think they *own* people.
    
    
          
    Conrad
    
    
12.10734CSLALL::HENDERSONWe shall behold Him!Sat Jan 13 1996 02:434


 People who don't realize managers own them
12.10735CSLALL::HENDERSONWe shall behold Him!Sat Jan 13 1996 02:434


 Jes kiddin' folks!
12.10736SCASS1::BARBER_Afla fla floleySat Jan 13 1996 02:501
    No you weren't.
12.10737BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanitySun Jan 14 1996 18:555
| <<< Note 12.10731 by COVERT::COVERT "John R. Covert" >>>

| Damn.  Power just went out here.

	Got a generator, John?
12.10738COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertSun Jan 14 1996 20:141
re .-1 see .10731
12.10739GIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Sun Jan 14 1996 20:467
re <<< Note 12.10733 by CSC32::PRICE >>>

I read that as "managers who think they are people"


\C    

12.10740SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Sun Jan 14 1996 20:486
    
    
    sore throat, swollen glands, dizzy spells.....should be a fun ride home
    after 13hrs in here. %*P
    
    jim
12.10741ACISS2::LEECHDia do bheatha.Mon Jan 15 1996 11:256
    Catching a cold.  Once you get sick this season, it seems like you are
    10x as likely to get sick again.  Usually, I'm the only one who stays
    healthy through the flu season, in this office.  Not so this year.
    
    Maybe I will start wearing a mask to insulate me from stray germs of
    the hacking and sneezing masses around me.
12.10742BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityMon Jan 15 1996 11:343

	Jim, the dizzy spells should be normal for you..... ;-)
12.10743SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Mon Jan 15 1996 11:505
12.10744CONSLT::MCBRIDEpack light, keep low, move fast, reload oftenMon Jan 15 1996 11:5620
    TTHTWE:
    
    Driving from PKO to AKO in tha afternoon after the garbage started
    to fall.  I was approaching the 2A/27 intersection and in preparation
    of stopping at the light to make a left turn, I depressed the brake
    pedal as prescribed in the owner's manual.  The pedal cooperated by being
    depressed and travelling to the firewall.  This event had zero
    effect on my rate of forward travel.  Yes kiddies, my brakes gave out.  I
    did find that by downshifting, pumping the brakes, and mashing the
    pedal to the floor, I was able to stop the car before serious undergarment
    soilage occurred.  After dumping two pints of brakes fluid in the
    reservoir, and pumping the brakes, there was still marginal brake
    power.  I believe the ABS pump gave out and spewed brake fluid
    everywhere.  We'll see what the dealer says.  Just what I need at this 
    point in time. :-(.  The bad news is that I am sick and tired of having
    this p.o.s. breaking down all the time.  The good news is that the
    warranty is still in effect.  
    
    Brian
     
12.10745CRONIC::BOURGOINEMon Jan 15 1996 12:2111


>>         <<< Note 12.10730 by POLAR::RICHARDSON "Big Bag O' Passion" >>>
>>Just waiting for Pat's next installment. Hold on....

	Show up here in my office and I'll give you the next installment!!

	SMACK, WHACK, BAM!!!
	

12.10746CSLALL::HENDERSONWe shall behold Him!Mon Jan 15 1996 12:2212


 Carpets are quite waterlogged in my apt.  Borrowed a de-humidifier to try
 to dry them out.  It appears that snow is melting and working its way
 down through the walls and out through the baseboards.  I spoke to 
 the custodian of the building Saturday.  Seems as if at least 50 apts
 in the complex are in a similar fix.



 Jim
12.10747LANDO::OLIVER_Blooking for her hand in the snowMon Jan 15 1996 12:313
    only two more days to spend with my pal from austin...she came
    up to visit friends and to get a "taste" of the New England 
    winter...
12.10748GAVEL::JANDROWPartly To Mostly BlondeMon Jan 15 1996 13:4714
    
    tthtw: 
    
    whilst trying to rid my driveway of ice, i managed to at one point
    become horizontal mid-air before crashing down on the ice...most
    amusing to look at, i am sure, but not nearly as fun to experience.
    bruised and puffy knee.  bruised and slightly swollen scraped
    elbow/forearm.  and a majorly busted ego.  thankfully, no one was seen
    to have seen...tho, who knows who saw what from behind their windows.
    and of course, i managed to hit my elbow on just about everything for
    the remainder of the weekend...
    
    -raq
    
12.10749DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Mon Jan 15 1996 14:0012
    
    
    	.... an ex-brother-in-law died of AIDS over the weekend.
    
    	.... I have class three times this week because we have to
    	     make up the first class that we missed due to snow.
    
    	.... that the moron with the front-loader was back at it
    	     again this morning, waking me up again
    
    	.... I'm in a really foul mood
    
12.10750BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Mon Jan 15 1996 14:115
    
    	Picturing a horizontal raq should definitely go in note 11.
    
    	8^)
    
12.10751GAVEL::JANDROWPartly To Mostly BlondeMon Jan 15 1996 14:569
    
    you are a scary boy, yes you are... %^/
    
    tth:  a friend of a friend's dad died this weekend (heartattack
    	  shoveling snow)
    
    	  a friend having complications early in her pregnancy.  thankfully
    	  the doctors still "hear a heartbeat"
    
12.10752BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityMon Jan 15 1996 15:3213
| <<< Note 12.10745 by CRONIC::BOURGOINE >>>


| Show up here in my office and I'll give you the next installment!!
| SMACK, WHACK, BAM!!!


	Glenn, I think this means she REALLY wants you to go to her office.
I've been there, and enjoyed myself as well.



Glen
12.10753BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityMon Jan 15 1996 15:348

	raq, I know it isn't funny, and it is <snicker> good that <baahaa>
you're not huuuuuhaaaaaaaerrrruuurt bad. :-)  But I think you gotta get over
this dream of flying you seem to have this winter. Stay vertical!


Glen
12.10754MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Mon Jan 15 1996 16:136
TTHT:
   Walked out of the house without putting on my wristwatch this AM.

   It's funny how you don't realize how much you miss something like
   that until you're without it.

12.10755GAVEL::JANDROWPartly To Mostly BlondeMon Jan 15 1996 16:177
    it's ok glen...you are not the only who was hysterical at the thought
    of me flying thru the air without the greatest of ease...one woman i
    told this morning still fights laughter when i see her in passing... :>
    
    now if the really pretty blue and purple and red marks on my arm would 
    just go away...
    
12.10756BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Mon Jan 15 1996 16:1813
    
    	I used to wear mine around the clock, until I realized that it
    	was sort of silly to put it there since the clock could tell time
    	just as well, and the watch was serving no purpose.
    
    	OK, I used to wear mine all the time [Casio water resistant, so I'd
    	even wear it in the shower and wash it every day], until I realized
    	that the buttons were tearing my bed sheets ... so recently I've
    	started taking it off at night and leaving it on the bookcase beside
    	my bed.  And in the last couple weeks I've forgotten to wear it more
    	often than I've remembered to wear it.  And you're right, it's very
    	strange.
    
12.10757everythingPOWDML::HANGGELIBasket CaseMon Jan 15 1996 16:211
    
12.10758CRONIC::BOURGOINEMon Jan 15 1996 16:4410
>>	Glenn, I think this means she REALLY wants you to go to her office.
>>I've been there, and enjoyed myself as well.



Glen,


	Ummmmm......   yikes??

12.10759MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Mon Jan 15 1996 17:183
TTHT:
	No !Joan.

12.10760How quickly we forget...ROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150 kts. is TOO slow!Mon Jan 15 1996 17:295
    re: .10759
    
    The first time through, I parsed that as a double negative.
    
    Bob
12.10761POLAR::RICHARDSONGlennbertMon Jan 15 1996 19:151
    !Joan is not around. 8^[
12.10762SMURF::WALTERSMon Jan 15 1996 19:201
    And if he was a round, he would be a 9mm fer sure.
12.10763POLAR::RICHARDSONGlennbertMon Jan 15 1996 19:231
    He likes magazines.
12.10764SMURF::WALTERSMon Jan 15 1996 19:281
    He's prolly rifling through one right now.
12.10765DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Mon Jan 15 1996 19:286
    
    
    	... having a broad tip permanent marker explode and get
    		dark blue ink on my desk and my fingers. Fortunately,
    		it missed my clothes.
    
12.10766BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Mon Jan 15 1996 19:295
    
    	Hell, if you were fingering me like that, I'd probably ex ...
    
    	errr, family conference.  Never mind.
    
12.10767WAHOO::LEVESQUEmemory canyonTue Jan 16 1996 11:2313
    TTHT:
    
     Way back when we started this chip development, the issue arose as to
    whether we would number channels from 0-3 or from 1-4. In my opinion,
    the 1-4 numbering system is indefensible given the fact that we have
    two bit buses all over the chip which are used to indicate channel, and
    with two bits the codepoints you get are 0-3. Nonetheless, we didn't
    get a resolution, so one guy did his stuff with a 1-4 numbering system.
    He's gone, now, and I am left with the legacy of fixing the mess his
    nonconformity caused. He set up this animation for the simulation, but
    it's predicated on stuff being numbered 1-4, which makes things a
    mess. So now I have to undo all this stupidity so I can make progress
    on the real issues. And it's a wicked pain in the posterior!!!
12.10768BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityTue Jan 16 1996 11:304

	But Mark, at least when it is done, that will be yet another mess you
got someone out of. Hmmmm...... maybe the guys name was Stanley? :-)
12.10769GAVEL::JANDROWPartly To Mostly BlondeTue Jan 16 1996 11:4818
    
    the ton of snow (well, maybe not a ton, but it was a 20' section or so
    about a foot deep in some places) that fell off of the neighbor's roof
    into my driveway that *i* got stuck shovel the most of just to get back
    in the driveway last nite.  then calling the landlord to ask her to
    call the neighbor and make them aware of the situation, which she
    refused to do, and basically told me to live with it...it's like that
    everywhere.  told her if it were my roof that was shedding snow on
    someone else's driveway, i'd be out there cleaning it up.  she didn't
    care.  then turned around and called the person in the front apartment
    and asked him to shovel the rest of the snow, which readily pissed him
    off at me...
    
    not to mention the rest of the neighborhood boneheads who park their
    cars in places that make getting in and out of the driveway a major 
    project and not being able to do anything about that either...
    
    
12.10770SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIRhubarb... celery gone bloodshot.Tue Jan 16 1996 11:589
    
    
    re: .10767
    
    Di??  Can I borrow your descriptive look what you gave Jim Sadin to put
    in here???
    
    :) :) :) :)
    
12.10771SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Tue Jan 16 1996 12:335
    
    
    	 :)
    
    
12.10772DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Tue Jan 16 1996 16:048
    
    
    	.... waiting in the doctor's office for an hour for a five
    		minute appt.  (seems one of the other doctors had
    		to fly to England because his father died, so mine
    		took over his patients as well as hers, but nobody
    		told me this when I called this morning!)
    
12.10773COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertTue Jan 16 1996 17:5926
Argh.

It was time to buy new bedroom furniture, so we had to get rid of the
old stuff.

Big, solid, but not very attractive 20-year-old stuff.  Three pieces,
plus all the sheets, comforters, bedspreads, since we're moving up to
king size.

At first we were going to give it to a friend who has an empty guest
room, but when we checked out the cost of having the stuff moved, it
just wasn't worth it.

So I called up the Salvation Army, and they came and took it away
today.

But I also had to pay a local towing company to winch their van out
of my driveway -- after they destroyed half the lilac bushes along the
side of the driveway and did who knows how much other damage.  The only
way I was able to get them to stop trying to get themselves out was by
calling the police.  That was also the only way I was able to get a
towing company to come.  I had called six companies, and was about to
call the seventh when the police knocked on the door.  "We'll call a
towing company, and when we call, they _have_to_ come."

/john
12.10774ROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150 kts. is TOO slow!Tue Jan 16 1996 18:075
    John,
    
    Why did YOU have to pay the towing company????
    
    Bob
12.10775At least the towing charge is deductibleCOVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertTue Jan 16 1996 18:095
My driveway.

Charity.

/john
12.10776COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertTue Jan 16 1996 18:3428
16 January 1996

Chief George Robinson
Town of Acton
472 Main Street
Acton, Massachusetts  01720-3995

Dear Chief Robinson:

I would like to thank Officer Robert Cowan for his assistance today. I had 
donated a roomful of furniture to the Salvation Army, and their truck had 
become hopelessly stuck in my driveway. I was unable to convince them to 
stop trying to get themselves out as they became further and further mired 
in the ice and my wife's lilac bushes. I had also been unable to arrange 
for a towing company to come, even after several calls to companies in the 
area. 

Officer Cowan's calm negotiating skills (a quality I lack, which is the 
main reason I called for assistance) succeeded in convincing the men from 
the Salvation Army to wait for the towing company. He was also able to 
locate a towing company which gave me a very fair price for pulling the 
large Salvation Army truck out. 

Many thanks!

Sincerely,

John R. Covert
12.10777BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Tue Jan 16 1996 18:4412
    
>Officer Cowan's calm negotiating skills (a quality I lack, which is the 
>main reason I called for assistance) succeeded in convincing the men from 
    
    
    	Let's see, who would I listen to:
    
    	1)  A dork with 4 telephones strapped to his belt
    	2)  A cop with a gun
    
    	Decisions, decisions.  8^)
    
12.10778CRONIC::BOURGOINETue Jan 16 1996 18:4713
>>    	Let's see, who would I listen to:
  >>	1)  A dork with 4 telephones strapped to his belt
  >>  	2)  A cop with a gun
    
    


	HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

	John, you don't really have 4 phones do you????
	  (hey, I just ordered my phone today!)


12.10779BULEAN::BANKSTue Jan 16 1996 18:5010
Last I saw, he only had two cellular phones.

Of course, at the time, he was coveting mine...

Stupid Dawn & Covert tricks, vol 1:

Sitting at Foodee's pizza with two flip phones, one flip phone to RJ-11
adapter, one two line desk-top speaker phone, and one phone call to another
cellular afficianado via the speaker phone.  Too bad we didn't have another
RJ-11 adapter -- we coulda setup a conference speakerphone call...
12.10780MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Tue Jan 16 1996 18:526
re:  <<< Note 12.10777 by BUSY::SLABOUNTY "Don't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448" >>>

:^)

!!!

12.10781GAVEL::JANDROWPartly To Mostly BlondeWed Jan 17 1996 11:576
    tth:
    
    the bozos on route 2 this morning that seemed to forget which was the
    gas pedal...
    
    
12.10782POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Tear-Off BottomsWed Jan 17 1996 12:047
    
    Maybe those were the same bozos who drove past a fatal accident on 
    Route 2 last night when it was covered in black ice.
    
    Made ME less likely to speed this morning.
    
    
12.10783black ice at 50+ degrees???GAVEL::JANDROWPartly To Mostly BlondeWed Jan 17 1996 12:0713
    
    >>Made ME less likely to speed this morning.
    
    as if...  :>
    
    well, up until about 495, i was lucky to hit 50mph...and there was
    usually no one in front of the numbnut causing the line of people
    behind him, yet wouldn't move over to all passing (and there wasn't
    enough spaceage to pass on the right (which i don't think you are
    supposed to do anywho...)  so still, it was most annoying.  and i knew
    about the "icy" conditions that i never encountered...
    
    
12.10784And bring some sandCOVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertWed Jan 17 1996 12:166
Now the carpet cleaning company's small van is stuck in my driveway.

And I have a doctor's appointment in an hour, which cannot be postponed;
Pam's going to have to come home and let me drive her car.

/john
12.10785MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Jan 17 1996 12:224
re:            <<< Note 12.10784 by COVERT::COVERT "John R. Covert" >>>

Why don't you simply pave your driveway with rock salt and be done with it?

12.10786CSLALL::HENDERSONWe shall behold Him!Wed Jan 17 1996 12:399

 Sounds like the driveway at my ex's.  





 Jim
12.10787ACISS2::LEECHDia do bheatha.Wed Jan 17 1996 12:536
    re: .10781
    
    I had this very same problem this morning...on ALL roads travelled on
    my way to work [and of course, the usual lage truck going 15MPH, during
    rush hour, up the hill on the two-lane rt. 126....they should not
    allow trucks on this road during rush-hour].
12.10788COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertWed Jan 17 1996 12:564
The worst part is where all the snow and ice has been removed.  There's
a thin glaze.

/john
12.10789My adrenaline rush for the week...SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIRhubarb... celery gone bloodshot.Wed Jan 17 1996 13:0214
    
    
    Pheeeeew!!
    
    Black ice today on the new by-pass in Merrimack, I had the pleasure of
    doing a couple of 360s...  Half a mile from the light at the jct of
    Tinker Rd. I see cars every which way... I start pumping my brakes and
    down-shifting.. lo and behold... nada... I'm still continuing at my
    present rate of speed... Then the dry patch in front of me
    materializes...
    
      Fortunately, no one got nailed, even though it looked like your
    typical bumper-car scramble at the amusement park...
    
12.10790I need a battering ram -- not a car!BULEAN::BANKSWed Jan 17 1996 13:032
    The apparent fact that the true and natural nature of Connecticut
    drivers is to be in the way.
12.10791WAHOO::LEVESQUEmemory canyonWed Jan 17 1996 13:043
    John's driveway travails are seemingly endless. One wonders why it
    hasn't been adequately cleared & sanded at this point since it's
    already proven itself to be a problem.
12.10792BULEAN::BANKSWed Jan 17 1996 13:053
    Because he doesn't want to tear those sodium and chloride ions apart? 
    Sacrificing crystaline forms for the sake of private convenience?
    ;-)
12.10793MAIL1::CRANEWed Jan 17 1996 13:134
    I don`t recall seeing ANYTHING on my N.J. test to indicate that I need
    to slow down in nasty weather. I don`t know if it was an over site on
    my part or not. Maybe thats why I haven`t had to replace my brakes yet
    with 93,000 miles on the vehicle. 
12.10794ACISS1::BATTIStwo cans short of a 6 packWed Jan 17 1996 14:195
    
    My bowling was a few below average, my pool game kinda sucked, though I
    did shoot for free. The team we bowled won the first two and then we
    beat them by 90+ pins in the third game. They are the first place team,
    and deservedly so. Was a fun night all around.
12.10795EST::RANDOLPHTom R. N1OOQWed Jan 17 1996 16:298
>        <<< Note 12.10783 by GAVEL::JANDROW "Partly To Mostly Blonde" >>>
>    enough spaceage to pass on the right (which i don't think you are
>    supposed to do anywho...)

Nope, not illegal here in Mass., so pass with impunity!

Quite often I find that I can move faster in the empty right hand lane than
in the other two, clogged with poke-alongs.
12.10796COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertWed Jan 17 1996 16:4810
I have a well.  I don't want to be putting down any more salt than absolutely
necessary.  I did put a whole container of KCl on the front walkway, and it
only cleared about half of it.  (Actually, all it did was soften up some of
the ice, which I then broke up with a large heavy shovel.)

Even where things are cleared off, there is enough runoff from snow melting
in various places that this mornings conditions create a glaze on the
cleared surfaces.

/john
12.10797GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERbe nice, be happyWed Jan 17 1996 18:153
    
    
    Getting called for jury duty.......
12.10798MKOTS3::JMARTINI press on toward the goalWed Jan 17 1996 18:181
    Aaaahhhaaaaa..
12.10799Or do you have to sit around for a week or a month or more?COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertWed Jan 17 1996 18:558
So how does it work in your state/county?  Do you have the one day or one
trial system we have in most (if not all by now) of Massachusetts?

If you're not selected for a trial on your first day of jury duty,
you're done.  If you are selected, you do that one trial and then
you're done, for at least three years.

/john
12.10800SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIRhubarb... celery gone bloodshot.Wed Jan 17 1996 18:599
    
    RE: .10797
    
    >Getting called for jury duty.......
    
    Mike!! I'm surprised at you!!! You should be honored!
    
    Who knows? You may get a BATF case!! :)
    
12.10801BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityWed Jan 17 1996 19:165
| <<< Note 12.10797 by GRANPA::MWANNEMACHER "be nice, be happy" >>>

| Getting called for jury duty.......

	Should I be sorry for you, or the person on trial???? heh heh
12.10802CONSLT::MCBRIDEpack light, keep low, move fast, reload oftenWed Jan 17 1996 19:191
    Depends, if it is a barroom brawler, he/she is toast.  
12.10803ACISS1::BATTIStwo cans short of a 6 packWed Jan 17 1996 19:332
    
    your right Brian, Mike would prolly want the death penalty for that.
12.10804DECLNE::REESEMy REALITY check bouncedWed Jan 17 1996 20:106
    /john,
    
    I know you don't think your driveway woes are funny; IMHO you
    might have a rather funny saga to sell if you write it down :-)
    
    
12.10805GIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Wed Jan 17 1996 20:263
Indicator impaired drivers using mobile (not 'hands free') 'phones.

\C
12.10806BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Wed Jan 17 1996 20:275
    
    	'chele, they're not changing lanes on purpose ... they're swerving
    	all over the road because they're not paying attention to their
    	driving!!
    
12.10807POLAR::RICHARDSONGlennbertWed Jan 17 1996 20:331
    Nah, they're just trying to maintain a strong signal on the phone.
12.10808GIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Wed Jan 17 1996 20:457
Drivers who don't indicate *really* cheese me off. Especially when they're 
driving buses!  
The mobile phone users will probably become subject to selective evolution.

{grumble mumble grump}

\C
12.10809POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Tear-Off BottomsWed Jan 17 1996 20:466
    
    Drivers who don't use their directionals should be strung up by the
    genitalia.
    
    Next to the parents who don't control their children in public 8^).
    
12.10810BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Wed Jan 17 1996 20:5211
    
    >Drivers who don't use their directionals should be strung up by the
    >genitalia.
    >
    >Next to the parents who don't control their children in public 8^).
    
    
    	A rather large number of people falling into the 1st class def-
    	initely guarantees that the number in the 2nd class will decrease
    	in the near future.
    
12.10811POLAR::RICHARDSONGlennbertWed Jan 17 1996 20:573
    I wonder how Pilot A feels about all of this. 
    
    We know Pilot B doesn't care.
12.10812GIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Wed Jan 17 1996 21:178
It's a lot easier to use an indicator than it is to control a child.
The indicator has no opinion - a child does (and it's usually expressed with a 
degree of volume).
The manuals for cars are a lot more accurate than any doco. _ever_ supplied 
for children.

\C

12.10813GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERbe nice, be happyThu Jan 18 1996 09:119
    
    
    
    Actually, the reason I don't like this is because I have done duty
    before.  I know people who haven't done duty at all.  
    
    
    
    Mike
12.10814USAT02::SANDERRThu Jan 18 1996 09:532
    c'mon, Mikey, tell them the real reason u luv jury duty...u wanna do a
    book deal like sum of the OJ jurists  :-)
12.10815USAT02::SANDERRThu Jan 18 1996 10:002
    my second guess is that he LOVES cafeteria food and he likes the down
    home cookin' at the courthouse...
12.10816GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERbe nice, be happyThu Jan 18 1996 10:024
    
    
    
    This from a guy who looks like he swallowed a cageball........
12.10817MKOTS3::JMARTINI press on toward the goalThu Jan 18 1996 13:117
 Z   Drivers who don't use their directionals should be strung up by the
 Z   genitalia.
    
    Mz. Debra is a sexist.  She assumes that men are the only ones who
    don't use thier directional.
    
    
12.10818POLAR::RICHARDSONGlennbertThu Jan 18 1996 13:151
    Well, I aim to please.
12.10819POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Tear-Off BottomsThu Jan 18 1996 13:187
    
    .10817
    
    Not so, Meatypet.  (BTW, "their").  I'm sure some sort of device could
    be (or has been) invented that will allow women to be strung up etc.
    
    
12.10820RUSURE::GOODWINWotsa magnesia? Howdya milk it?Thu Jan 18 1996 13:302
    Wasn't there something along those lines in alt.binaries...?  :-)
    
12.10821BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Thu Jan 18 1996 13:373
    
    	I think the BatHook would do a respectable job.
    
12.10822Ouch!ROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150 kts. is TOO slow!Thu Jan 18 1996 13:4543
    
    Hey Brian, I hope you never have night light this.  Marina got this
    e-mail from her brother last night...
    
    
    Went to Watchusett last night, lots of fun, let me give you a run down;


    1. Cost of Ticket						$22.00

    2.. Lost my hat first run down, had to buy new one		$25.00

    3. Made 6 great runs, went in for an Irish Coffee		$10.00

    4, Came back out ski's stolen				$650.00

    5. Got some demo's did a three more runs

    6. Bought new ski's (needed them fast going skiing Sunday and Tuesday),
    Over paid because bought them in Season, Paid $680.00 should have paid
    $480.00, over paid $200.00	              			$200.00

    7. Had drinks and Dinner with the boys, got stuck with bill	$100.00

    8. Got home to late to get laid

    Total Cost of Night						$1007.00

    Cost of each of my nine runs				$150.00

    Cost of each vertical Foot skied 9*1000			$.11

    Cost of Each minute skied 9*5				$22.37

    What a great sport, don't you miss it just like that old New England 
    winter?

    =====================================================================
    
    And I thought FLYING was expensive:-)
    
    Bob
    
12.10823CONSLT::MCBRIDEpack light, keep low, move fast, reload oftenThu Jan 18 1996 14:034
    Now that is a bummer!  Homeowner's usually picks up the stolen skis but
    that's not the point.  Sorry to hear he had such a miserable time. 
    
    Brian
12.10824BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Thu Jan 18 1996 14:044
    
    	That looks somewhat familiar, and I'd be surprised if it was
    	actually Marina's brother that is the subject of the letter.
    
12.10825WAHOO::LEVESQUEmemory canyonThu Jan 18 1996 14:067
    Yeah, I'm not that fond of Wachusett either. the only time I ever
    skiied there, I broke my thumb. And as a kicker, it's probably the
    wimpiest mountain I've ever skiied (except when Indian Head was
    operating, many a moon ago.) 
    
     yeah, I know, it has nothing to do with Wachusett and everything to do
    with the kind of ski pole grip...
12.10826Gravity sucks....11693::SURRETTETheCluePhoneIsRinging,AndIt'sForYOU.Thu Jan 18 1996 14:1915
    
    re .10825
    
    
    Yeah, and not only the kind of ski pole grip (there's
    an 'ooh er' in there somewhere) but ones ability to stay
    vertical on such wimpy hills!
    
    :^)
    
    Walt
    
    (Whose gravitationally challenged exploits at Wildcat this
     weekend resulted minor injuries).
    
12.10827CONSLT::MCBRIDEpack light, keep low, move fast, reload oftenThu Jan 18 1996 14:2310
    Umm, not really.  The grip of the pole does not cause skier injuries.  
    Improper useage does.  The funky molded, thumb protecting grips and
    strapless variants popular with rentals and in the mid 80's along with
    the shock absorbing ones were invented to make up for improper
    technique.  Skier's Thumb is a result of too aggressive pole useage. 
    They aren't meant to be jammed into the snow with each turn except in
    special situations, none of which really can be found at Wachusett.  
    Mangling your thumb in a fall is a different story all together.  All I
    can say to that is, keep the shiny side up and the slippery side down
    :-) 
12.10828WAHOO::LEVESQUEmemory canyonThu Jan 18 1996 14:3519
    >Umm, not really.  The grip of the pole does not cause skier injuries.  
    
     Well, the inability to release said grip during a fall is what caused
    my injury. It was a totally minor fall, among the most innocuous I've
    ever made (unlike one in particular I made at Cannon, through which I
    remained uninjured.) I took this wimpy little 3 foot jump at the end of
    the mogul run (the day I was there there was only one). Problem was
    that everybody had skiied the snow off of the landing area, and it was
    glare ice. My skis went apart on the landing, and I fell forward. I
    used my hands to prevent my purty face from being the major shock
    absorber for my body. That's when my thumb broke. It seemed like a
    pretty wimpy fall, and I wasn't at all concerned until I realized I
    couldn't hold my pole anymore.
    
     It's definitely more embarassing _where_ I broke my thumb than _that_
    I broke my thumb. At least if I'd done it at Killington or Stowe or a
    reasonably challenging place it wouldn't have been such an
    embarassment. but Wachusett doesn't HAVE any hard trails. Welcome to
    life as Ziggy.
12.10829ROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150 kts. is TOO slow!Thu Jan 18 1996 14:467
    re: .10824
    
    When Richard makes a joke, he doesn't do it like that.  That was
    definately typical Richard, right down to the "got home too late to get
    laid" comment.
    
    Bob
12.10830CONSLT::MCBRIDEpack light, keep low, move fast, reload oftenThu Jan 18 1996 15:261
    Were you using the strapless, molded to the hand type?  
12.10831ACISS1::BATTIStwo cans short of a 6 packThu Jan 18 1996 15:356
    
    .10830
    
    << Were you using the strapless, molded to the hand type?
    
    Brian, are you talking dresses or ski poles here?
12.10832WAHOO::LEVESQUEmemory canyonThu Jan 18 1996 15:383
    >Were you using the strapless, molded to the hand type?  
    
     Ayup.
12.10833SMURF::BINDEREis qui nos doment vescimur.Thu Jan 18 1996 15:423
    ttht
    
    slow leaks
12.10834BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Thu Jan 18 1996 15:514
    
    	Yeah, I hate waiting in urinal lines, too.  Makes you want to
    	push the guy out of his way if he's gonna be that selfish.
    
12.10835WMOIS::GIROUARD_CThu Jan 18 1996 17:141
    yeah, Shawn. you just need to careful wher you point him. :-)
12.10836SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIZebras.. doomed to extinctionThu Jan 18 1996 17:1511
    
    > yeah, Shawn. you just need to careful wher you point him. :-)
    
    Chip...
    
    Your brain is quicker than your keyboard...
    
    hth...
    
    :)
    
12.10837WMOIS::GIROUARD_CThu Jan 18 1996 17:191
    aw shucks... i gotta get this keybbreed fiXede
12.10838CNTROL::JENNISONA turkey and some mistletoeThu Jan 18 1996 18:2510
    
    	TTHT:
    
    	This is my last virtual Friday until June.
    
    	Full time starts next week.
    
    	Yuck.
    
    	
12.10839SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIZebras.. doomed to extinctionThu Jan 18 1996 18:326
    
    
    Congrats!!!! Welcome to the real world!!
    
    :)
    
12.10840CNTROL::JENNISONA turkey and some mistletoeThu Jan 18 1996 18:503
    
    	mz_debra, can I borrow your raspberry ??
    
12.10841Here... use mine.... ;) ;)SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIZebras.. doomed to extinctionThu Jan 18 1996 18:5811
    
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12.10843SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIZebras.. doomed to extinctionThu Jan 18 1996 19:033
    
    By eight inches at least!!!!!!!!!
    
12.10844BIGQ::MARCHANDThu Jan 18 1996 19:113
      12.10841 and 12.10842
    
       I don't get it!!!!!
12.10845BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityThu Jan 18 1996 19:146
| <<< Note 12.10844 by BIGQ::MARCHAND >>>

| I don't get it!!!!!

	Rose...you're always talking about your sex life, and I'm getting a
little tired of it!!! :-)
12.10846BIGQ::MARCHANDThu Jan 18 1996 19:152
    
       Huh?
12.10847BIGQ::MARCHANDThu Jan 18 1996 19:152
    
        Oh gosh!    That's right!  I DON'T get it!!!!!!
12.10848BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Thu Jan 18 1996 19:335
    
    	Eesh, she even has to be REMINDED lest she forget.
    
    	Wanna go camping?
    
12.10849CNTROL::JENNISONA turkey and some mistletoeThu Jan 18 1996 19:465
    
    	Thanks, mz_debra.
    
    	Andy, do you need a towel ?
    
12.10850Pack yer bags, TotoDECLNE::REESEMy REALITY check bouncedThu Jan 18 1996 20:013
    Hearing we'll be under a tornado "watch" until 8PM; this weather
    front moving in is gonna be a doozie :-(
    
12.10851HIGHD::FLATMANGive2TheMegan&amp;KennethCollegeFundThu Jan 18 1996 20:1711
    TTHT:
        One of the people that I worked with at a customer site was found
        dead in her home from an apparent suicide.  She had a great, dark
        sense of humor; didn't really have a life outside of work; and had
        an ex-boss that was trying to destroy her professional reputation
        and credibility at work.  The stress finally got to her.

        One of her quotes that I put into my random quote generator that I
        don't think I'll ever be able to look on the same way again was:
            "Then again, I am my own last resort."
                                    - RZ
12.10852DECLNE::REESEMy REALITY check bouncedThu Jan 18 1996 21:334
    Flatman,
    
    That REALLY is a thing to hate.  Hope the ex-boss gets theirs!!
    
12.10853ROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150 kts. is TOO slow!Fri Jan 19 1996 00:526
    re: .10850
    
    Karen, there was a reported tornado in Arlington (between Dallas & Ft.
    Worth) last night.
    
    Bob
12.10854SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIZebras.. doomed to extinctionFri Jan 19 1996 11:357
    
    re: .10849
    
    >Andy, do you need a towel ?
    
    Naaaaaahh.... most of it got caught in her moustache anyway....
    
12.10855ACISS1::BATTIStwo cans short of a 6 packFri Jan 19 1996 11:405
    
    .10851
    
    that certainly is a thing to hate. Too bad she didn't have a life
    outside of the job, a job is just that, a job.
12.10856POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Tear-Off BottomsFri Jan 19 1996 12:035
    
    <<< Note 12.10854 by SOLVIT::KRAWIECKI "Zebras.. doomed to extinction">>>
    
    WHOSE moustache?!?!!?!?!?!?!?
    
12.10857SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIZebras.. doomed to extinctionFri Jan 19 1996 12:058
    
    
    Why.... yours my dear....
    
    
    
       I'll let you explain...  ;) ;) ;)
    
12.10858POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Tear-Off BottomsFri Jan 19 1996 12:153
    
    I had to give it back 8^)!
    
12.10859GAVEL::JANDROWPartly To Mostly BlondeFri Jan 19 1996 12:296
    tth:  a friend's mom went into the hospital yesterday for a "routine" 
    angioplasty (sp....it's not in my dictionary) and now is hospitalized 
    after they broke one of her arteries.  she'll be in, flat on her back, 
    for 3-4 days, hoping no blood clotting occurs.  this is one of the nicest
    ladies i have ever met...
    
12.10860ACISS1::BATTIStwo cans short of a 6 packFri Jan 19 1996 12:333
    
    well raq, there is no such thing as "routine angioplasty" it is a
    delicate procedure, and if done wrong, deadly.
12.10861GAVEL::JANDROWPartly To Mostly BlondeFri Jan 19 1996 12:483
    
    i was just quoting what the doctor's told my friend...
    
12.10862I hate thatGENRAL::RALSTONlife in the passing lane!Fri Jan 19 1996 12:521
Coffee spilled on my keyboard!  :(
12.10863ACISS1::BATTIStwo cans short of a 6 packFri Jan 19 1996 12:592
    
    well Tom, better that than your keyboard spilling on your coffee.
12.10864ACISS2::LEECHDia do bheatha.Fri Jan 19 1996 13:0657
    I was expecting things to cool off, the weather man said we'd have a
    high of only 27 today.  I wasn't expecting to wake up to 10 degrees
    with a wind chill of -23.  
    
    The trip out to my car showed that my door lock was frozen solid.  No
    problem, I have leff-over lock de-icer from last year.  A few doses and
    a couple of minutes later (which is all the time it took to freeze my 
    ears and face) and the lock was functional.  Too bad the door was not.
    
    Yup, the door was frozen shut.  I run inside to thaw out face and ears. 
    Brave the cold once more to bang and tug at car door.  No go.  It's
    stuck good, so I run back inside to thaw out again and search for
    something useful to uncease my door.
    
    Aha!  A squirt bottle!  Fill full of steaming hot water, head back
    outside (I know, hot water freezes fast, so chances are I'd just make
    things worse, but I was running out of options).  I squirt away, bang
    on door, tug on door...nothing.  I fiddle with lock some more, and find
    out that the latch is frozen, too.  Pry latch, squirt, bang and whalla! 
    Door opens.
    
    Start car (it starts...as least ONE thing went right this morning), and
    rush back inside to thaw out while car warms up.  Come back in 10
    minutes to find out that the car door was wide open...now it wouldn't 
    close.  Make up your mind door!  Play with latch, close door, leave car 
    to warm up again.  Go thaw out face and ears.  
    
    Come out a few minutes later, car is dead.  Start car again,
    let it warm up (to get the ice off the windshield).  Go back inside to
    thaw out (by this time, my right ear is starting to ache).
    
    Go out to check on car.  Ice is gone (well, most of it), car is
    somewhat warm, I'm ready to go.  Load car with gym bag and assorted
    stuff, go back to lock the door to my house.  Lock is froze (can't lock
    from the outside).  Unfortunately, this is the only door I have, and I
    will *not* leave it unlocked.
    
    Use de-icer on lock.  Doesn't work.  Use it again, no go.  Squirt
    around lock, no go.  Bang on lock while calling it names (this is
    *real* effective).  By this time, I'm ready to break something.  
    Go inside to thaw out and think.  
    
    Can't find the number to the rental office.  Argh.
    Try to think again, but brain is frozen.  Spray more stuff on lock, think
    about getting some power tool and FIXING it, or at least some pliers to
    use to force the key.  Finally unfreeze lock, and can leave for work.
    
    I should have just stayed in bed, me thinks.   I was nearly an hour
    late for work.
    
    
    I hate this wretched weather; I hate ice, cold, snow, wind and anything
    else that can categorically tossed under "winter".   I think I will do
    a job search in the southern states.
    
    
    -steve
12.10865WAHOO::LEVESQUEmemory canyonFri Jan 19 1996 13:154
    >Try to think again, but brain is frozen.  
    
     I won't say it, owing to your terrible morning. Look on the bright
    side- at least you have the 'box in which to rant. :-)
12.10866CONSLT::MCBRIDEpack light, keep low, move fast, reload oftenFri Jan 19 1996 13:1719
    You have just experienced the finest in German engineering employed on
    the Jetta door handle/lock mechanism.  The only solution is to take
    them handles off, clean, regrease and reinstall.  There were many a day
    that I almost ripped the handle off the door trying to get into an
    unlocked vehicle.  
    
    
    TTHLN: 
    
    Only getting one run in and then they cancelled the whole shootin'
    match.  The fog on the course made it pretty spooky as you could
    not see the next gate, or if anyone had crashed on the course in front
    of you.  Having fiberglass poles whiz by your head at 30-40 mph gets
    kind of hairy especially when you cannot see them.  The good news is
    that I beat the head coach by almost two seconds.
    
    TTHTWE: Standing in the rain tomorrow @ Nashoba.  The kids will be
    miserable too which is no consolation.  The flash freeze for SUnday
    should make for an interesting competition too. :-/.
12.10867COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertFri Jan 19 1996 13:241
Well, that front loader finally arrived this morning.
12.10868WAHOO::LEVESQUEmemory canyonFri Jan 19 1996 13:271
    From Frederick's? :-)
12.10869DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Fri Jan 19 1996 13:3111
    
    
    	Getting a call last night informing me that a friend
    	of mine died in her apartment.  Severe asthma attack 
    	is the speculation as cause of death is stated as
    	asphyxiation.  Her father found her, she had already
    	been dead a couple days.  She used to work at Digital.
    	Last time I saw her was last winter..........  
    
    	JJ
    
12.10870BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Fri Jan 19 1996 13:376
    
	>Well, that front loader finally arrived this morning.
    
    
    	Did it get stuck in the driveway?
    
12.10871LANDO::OLIVER_Bmz morality sez...Fri Jan 19 1996 13:391
    jj - i am so sorry.
12.10872PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BFri Jan 19 1996 13:423
  carrying my dog up and down the stairs should be easier.

12.10873ACISS1::BATTIStwo cans short of a 6 packFri Jan 19 1996 13:472
    
    <------  hey, you!!! :-) :-)
12.10874DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Fri Jan 19 1996 14:0810
    
    
    'nother one.....
    
    Having to do my first 'prepared' speech for tonite's class.
    It's a make-up class because a snow day......
    
    I'm really not in the mood for it....... (never really am,
    just less in a mood for it today)
    
12.10875ROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150 kts. is TOO slow!Fri Jan 19 1996 14:353
    Too many people in here losing friends:-(
    
    Bob
12.10876CSLALL::HENDERSONWe shall behold Him!Fri Jan 19 1996 15:3611

 Call from the outpatient program my son is in.  Apparantly he flipped out
 at school (public school he attends) and the school didn't bother to tell us.
 They did, however, call the hospital.  He will likely be back in the
 hospital again by tonight.




 Jim
12.10877MKOTS3::JMARTINI press on toward the goalFri Jan 19 1996 15:423
    Sorry to hear that Jim.
    
    -Jack
12.10878CSLALL::HENDERSONWe shall behold Him!Fri Jan 19 1996 15:5112


 People who pop into my office to interrupt a conversation with a "quick
 question" that in reality requires discussion which chases off the person
 with whom I was having the original conversation.


 People who interrupt I am standing in the hallway having a discussion..


 Eeesh.
12.10879 CHEFS::COOKSHalf Man,Half BiscuitFri Jan 19 1996 15:5410
    That`s almost as irritating as when you`re talking to someone and
    someone butts in and takes over. 
    
    Or conversly,when you want to talk to someone and they`re talking to
    someone and you stand there like a spare part as they pretend you don`t
    exist.
    
    Gits.
    
     
12.10880UPSAR::POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Tear-Off BottomsFri Jan 19 1996 16:374
    
    They called the hospital but not you?  Geesh!
    
    Hang in there, Jim 8^(.
12.10881QUINCE::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityFri Jan 19 1996 17:354

	I'm sorry to hear that, Jim. Man..... what kind of school wouldn't call
the parents? 
12.10882MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Fri Jan 19 1996 18:089
>    stuff, go back to lock the door to my house.  Lock is froze (can't lock
>    from the outside).  Unfortunately, this is the only door I have, and I
>    will *not* leave it unlocked.

Most exterior doors open to the inside. Clearly you should have just
opened the door wide, which would have extended the lock farthest into
the warmth of the house, and stood around for 15 or 20 minutes while
the household heat thawed the lock.

12.10883GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERbe nice, be happyFri Jan 19 1996 18:105
    
    Jack,
    
    You forgot to tell him that he should turn up his thermostat a few
    degrees as well.
12.10884BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Fri Jan 19 1996 20:433
    
    	BUSY:: is running quite slowly today.
    
12.10885POLAR::RICHARDSONGlennbertFri Jan 19 1996 20:531
    There's nothing worse than a busy colon.
12.10886COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertSat Jan 20 1996 01:255
>    There's nothing worse than a busy colon.

An idle but full one can be worse, believe me.

/john
12.10887GIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Sun Jan 21 1996 21:304
Sunburn.
My face is on too tight.

\C
12.10888SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Sun Jan 21 1996 21:366
    
    
    	the thought of going out in this sub-freezing night and pushing my
    car down hill to roll start it. %*P
    
    jim (who hope he doesn't stall out on the way home)
12.10889UPSAR::ACISS1::BATTIStwo cans short of a 6 packMon Jan 22 1996 11:223
    
    <----- jim, why don't you get a car that starts with a key, like
    everyone else.
12.10890SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Mon Jan 22 1996 12:294
    
    	Wot, and miss all this fun? ;*)
    
    
12.10891GAVEL::JANDROWPartly To Mostly BlondeMon Jan 22 1996 12:4715
    
    having a very busy weekend and not having enough time at home.
    having the cash on hand to buy a pair of sneakers and a pair of warmer 
      boots than i already have and not being able to find either to my 
      liking.
    spent the day in n.h. yesterday and getting stuck in the traffic messes
      on the way home.  4 accidents on 93, 2 on 293....took us 1-1/2 longer
      to get home from conway than it usually does.
    forgot to reset the alarm this morning, so i woke up at 10of7, my light
      bulb in my torch lamp blew this morning (i have no idea where to get
      another one), i left my house keys/desk key at home, and being rushed
      all at once as soon as i got to work.
    
    can i start the weekend over????
    
12.108928\SCASS1::BARBER_Agot milk?Mon Jan 22 1996 14:332
    Going to the fridge and finding that someone has else has eaten my 
    breakfast.
12.10893UPSAR::ACISS1::BATTISMinnesota Fats, RIPMon Jan 22 1996 14:522
    
    <---- oh, April, that was your cheeseburger?
12.10894SMURF::BINDEREis qui nos doment vescimur.Mon Jan 22 1996 14:576
    tthtwe
    
    bellfone chat with a cousin.  contrary to earlier guesses of 4-6
    months, the current prognosis is that his mother (my father's sister)
    will die this week from smoking-induced lung cancer that has
    metastasized to her brain.
12.10895UPSAR::ACISS1::BATTISMinnesota Fats, RIPMon Jan 22 1996 14:586
    
    >10894
    
    Dick, that's awful. :-( 
    
    hang in there.
12.10896UPSAR::ACISS1::BATTISMinnesota Fats, RIPMon Jan 22 1996 15:564
    
    ttht
    
    that topic 39 will more new names added to its list.. blurg
12.10897ROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150 kts. is TOO slow!Mon Jan 22 1996 16:215
    re: .10894
    
    I'm very sorry to hear that, Dick.
    
    Bob
12.10898BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityMon Jan 22 1996 16:4515
| <<< Note 12.10894 by SMURF::BINDER "Eis qui nos doment vescimur." >>>

| bellfone chat with a cousin.  contrary to earlier guesses of 4-6 months, the 
| current prognosis is that his mother (my father's sister) will die this week 
| from smoking-induced lung cancer that has metastasized to her brain.

	Sorry to hear about this, Dick.

	I read this and it makes me sad, but angry. Cuz mom still smokes even
after cancer surgery.....




Glen
12.1089920263::BINDEREis qui nos doment vescimur.Mon Jan 22 1996 17:2211
    .10898
    
    Thanks for the sentiments, Glen (and others!).
    
    Makes me angry, too.
    
    The aunt who is on her deathbed is my Aunt Kathryn.  Her sister Barbara
    lost a husband and a daughter to smoking.  My father died from illness
    related to smoking.  So did my mother.
    
    Do NOT bring a tobacco company executive to meet me.
12.10900CSLALL::HENDERSONWe shall behold Him!Mon Jan 22 1996 17:259

 Sorry to hear all of that, Dick.  I'm rather angry with the tobacco industry
 myself.




 Jim
12.109017983::RANDOLPHTom R. N1OOQMon Jan 22 1996 17:262
Hey, I know of at least one guy that's on oxygen, and still smokes.
Kinda hard to be very sympathetic, except to their families.
12.109027892::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Mon Jan 22 1996 17:5616
    
    	I was in Worcester this afternoon, so I figured I'd stop in at
    	Strawberries and pick up a couple [or 5] things ... but NO, no
    	parking spots to be found, and the ones that WERE there were
    	set aside for taxis.  Why can't they let taxis fend for their
    	own spots just like we have to??
    
    	I took a left after the Strawberries and found a spot a bit up
    	the road, so I figured I'd zip around the next block and come
    	back for it, but I couldn't get back there because the street
    	was 1-way!!  What a pain.
    
    	AND, someone is taking all the coffee pots from my coffee stat-
    	ion [which was why I was in Worcester ... buying more coffee
    	pots].
    
12.10903UPSAR::ACISS1::BATTISMinnesota Fats, RIPMon Jan 22 1996 17:593
    
    aah, the old coffee pot thievery. I am sure the person needs the money
    badly Shawn.
12.10904MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Mon Jan 22 1996 18:074
TTWA:
    Why would anybody reserve parking spots for taxis? I thought they were
    only useful when not parked?

12.10905BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Mon Jan 22 1996 18:109
    
    	So the taxis can park along the side of the road and wait for
    	people to get in/out.
    
    	Heck, if there are no spaces, the guys will double park anyways,
    	so I don't see why they even set aside the spaces.  The town
    	probably gets kick-backs from the taxi companies just to keep
    	spaces reserved for them.
    
12.109067983::RANDOLPHTom R. N1OOQMon Jan 22 1996 18:3616
>  <<< Note 12.10905 by BUSY::SLABOUNTY "Don't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448" >>>
>    	so I don't see why they even set aside the spaces.  The town
>    	probably gets kick-backs from the taxi companies just to keep
>    	spaces reserved for them.
    
You know it, dude.
We'll have a "medical city". We won't have any parking for it, but we will
have it.

Oh yah, did I tell my Worcester Water Dept. story at you?
No water on the street for 3 days. Third day, it finally dawns on these Mensa
alumni that they can HOOK US UP TEMPORARILY TO ANOTHER STREET'S MAIN! So now
we get water that turns brown every night, somehow. We still see the trucks
putzing around the area. Hey, full time employment for a couple of them!

Can you tell I love this town?
12.10907LANDO::OLIVER_Bmz morality sez...Mon Jan 22 1996 18:412
    they'll probably have a huge underground parking garage with
    duck ponds and chicken wire.
12.10908BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Mon Jan 22 1996 21:228
    
    	Opened the door to the smoking room and bam!*  The door swung into
    	the rolling trash receptacle of the cleaning person inside.  Well,
    	I jumped a mile since it was quite unexpected.
    
    	* - Not BAM!!, but simply bam!  I didn't swing the door quickly,
    	just enough to hit the receptacle.
    
12.10909POLAR::RICHARDSONCaptain DunselMon Jan 22 1996 21:273
    BAMs are indiscriminate.

    8)
12.10910BAM!SCASS1::BARBER_Agot milk?Mon Jan 22 1996 22:543
    Shawn, you really must stop cross-posting every single not you write.
    
    8)
12.10911BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityTue Jan 23 1996 00:265
| <<< Note 12.10910 by SCASS1::BARBER_A "got milk?" >>>

| Shawn, you really must stop cross-posting every single not you write.

	If he not write it, how did he post it???? :-)
12.10912POLAR::RICHARDSONCaptain DunselTue Jan 23 1996 00:281
    If he not read it, how he not he know how he got he it?
12.10913BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityTue Jan 23 1996 00:291
<----only he not know what he said
12.10914POLAR::RICHARDSONCaptain DunselTue Jan 23 1996 00:301
    he he he
12.10915BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityTue Jan 23 1996 00:341
<---e e e
12.10916SCASS1::EDITEX::MOOREGetOuttaMyChairTue Jan 23 1996 02:395
    TTHT
    
    Boise.  Not a bad town really. Just shuts down on Monday nights, it
    seems.
    
12.10917SCASS1::BARBER_Agot milk?Tue Jan 23 1996 04:121
    hahaha 8)
12.10918WMOIS::GIROUARD_CTue Jan 23 1996 09:141
    re; Boise ...and it probably should :-)
12.10919MAIL1::CRANETue Jan 23 1996 10:102
    Are we thinking about what they call females in the Marine Corp (BAM)
    or is this one of those things thats over my head.
12.10920SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Tue Jan 23 1996 10:187
    
    	Shawn (Sean? Shone?) opened a door and hit a trash receptacle,
    causing said noise (bam). Scared the <ro> out of him. Hence this
    discussion of bams and their intricacies.
    
    
    jim
12.10921GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERbe nice, be happyTue Jan 23 1996 10:266
    
    
    Jimbo,
    
    
    You never were one for intellectshual diskushunz.......
12.10922GAVEL::JANDROWPartly To Mostly BlondeTue Jan 23 1996 11:1417
    
    tth:  got home last nite, found both locks on the door were locked...i
    only lock the handle one in the winter because that one can be locked
    without a key, and in the winter, my house keys are (usually) in the
    car with the car key that is in the ignition.  anyway, i know i
    couldn't have locked the top lock because i didn't have my keys
    yesterday...so i *know* someone was in the house.  nothing is missing
    that i notice.  nothing was left (as a gift or something).  now i am
    getting annoyed.  called the neighbor, she wasn't home.  called the
    landlord.  they were in looking at the faucets in the bathroom.  i
    don't mind that they were there (i had asked them to come out and look
    at it a while ago, but was told it'd be a bit before they'd get to it),
    but they could have called and said they were coming out, or at least
    left a note that they had been there...i was a bit freaked out.  then i
    found out that he change the airator (sp) in the bathroom sink that
    didn't need changing and now the water comes out funny...
    
12.10923BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityTue Jan 23 1996 11:478

	Yes, landlords should call when they are coming over. I had a landlord
pop over at a very inoppotune time..... from the front door you can see the
couch very clearly. 


Glen
12.10924oh dearPOWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Tear-Off BottomsTue Jan 23 1996 11:552
    
    
12.10925BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityTue Jan 23 1996 12:171
<----that's what I was saying at the time....
12.10926WAHOO::LEVESQUEmemory canyonTue Jan 23 1996 12:231
    Sounded more like "Oh, God!"
12.10927CNTROL::JENNISONA turkey and some mistletoeTue Jan 23 1996 12:253
    
    	Where's the "Things I didn't need to know" note ?
    
12.10928UPSAR::ACISS1::BATTISMinnesota Fats, RIPTue Jan 23 1996 12:312
    
    Karen, see topic 414. more suitable.
12.10929CNTROL::JENNISONA turkey and some mistletoeTue Jan 23 1996 12:347
    	
    	sez u 
    
    	I want the "Things I didn't need to know" topic.  If I wanted
    	TTMYGT, I'd have gone there.
    
    	
12.10930UPSAR::ACISS1::BATTISMinnesota Fats, RIPTue Jan 23 1996 12:383
    
    <----- touchy, touchy, just because Brian didn't apologize before he
    left.
12.10931SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIToo many politicians, not enough warriors.Tue Jan 23 1996 12:552
    
    Actually... where's the gak topic....?
12.10932MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Tue Jan 23 1996 13:017
TTHT:
   Reports/predictions of stock peaking at 70+.

   (Yes - I sold 40 shares at a bit over 60 just last week.)

   [Cue the "1st rule of investing - never regret"-crowd.]

12.10933ACISS2::LEECHDia do bheatha.Tue Jan 23 1996 13:1712
    TTHT: Flu.  Ruined my whole weekend, kept me in bed yesterday, and
    insures that I have a throbbing headache today which Ibuprofen does not
    fully counter (doubling the dosage has helped, though).
    
    I must be falling apart in my old age.  Usually, I'm the only one left
    in this office who is doesn't catch the flu, but within four month 
    I've caught two different bugs.  I'm going to have to have a long chat
    with my immune system- which seems to have been on vacation for the
    past half year.
    
    
    -steve
12.10934LANDO::OLIVER_Bmz morality sez...Tue Jan 23 1996 13:245
    a visit to the dentist.  i always block the name of 
    the hygienist...she would have made a perfect accomplice
    for olivier in 'the marathon man'.  
    
    am i hurting you, bonnie?  am i hurting you? 
12.10935WAHOO::LEVESQUEmemory canyonTue Jan 23 1996 13:273
    >am i hurting you, bonnie?  am i hurting you? 
    
     "No, I'm wincing out of habit."
12.10936:)SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIToo many politicians, not enough warriors.Tue Jan 23 1996 13:308
    
    "Ribinse??"
    
    "You want me to ribinse my mbouth?""
    
    "Obkayb!!"
    
    
12.10937LANDO::OLIVER_Bmz morality sez...Tue Jan 23 1996 13:365
    actually, i start wincing when she comes to get me in
    the waiting room.  see, there's a 'good' hygienist and
    then there's the bad one.  i sit there wondering which
    one i'm going to get.  the bad one sashays in... "all
    set, bonnie!"  wince. 
12.10938SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIToo many politicians, not enough warriors.Tue Jan 23 1996 13:454
    
    
    What??? You have no say in the matter??
    
12.10939LANDO::OLIVER_Bmz morality sez...Tue Jan 23 1996 13:494
    the bad one substitutes for the good one when she's not
    there...and she hasn't been there the last 2 or 3 times
    i've been there and i'm starting to sound as fascinating
    as the 'bowling night' crowd.  geesh.
12.10940MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Tue Jan 23 1996 13:502
Can't you make a specific appointment with "the good one"?

12.10941CONSLT::MCBRIDEpack light, keep low, move fast, reload oftenTue Jan 23 1996 13:539
    Okay Jack, you asked for it.....
    
    "Never look back, Jack."
    
    "You will never go broke making a profit."
    	
    "Should, coulda, woulda don't do no gooda!"
    
    :-)
12.10942LANDO::OLIVER_Bmz morality sez...Tue Jan 23 1996 13:542
    6 months in advance?  well, maybe i should try.  either
    that or floss more.
12.10943GAVEL::JANDROWPartly To Mostly BlondeTue Jan 23 1996 13:5614
    
    i love going to my dentist.  heck, i even drive 45 minutes to go see
    him.  best one i have every had.  not to mention that the office
    doesn't charge a whole heck of a lot for procedure.  after insurance,
    my usual bill for regular bi-yearly stuff has been 4bucks for a couple
    fo years now...
    
    but i do know what you mean about the 'bad hygenist'.  there is one at
    that office...so now, i specifically request the dr. and haven't had to
    suffer since...and i always make my next appointment the day of my
    current one...and i always request the dr himself...
    
    
    
12.10944WAHOO::LEVESQUEmemory canyonTue Jan 23 1996 13:564
    >either that or floss more.
    
    At least in the couple of weeks immediately prior to your appt.
    
12.10945Who needs this?AMN1::RALTOClinto Barada NiktoTue Jan 23 1996 14:0021
    re: a few back, being sick
    
    I can identify with that... I've been sick with assorted colds, flus,
    bugs, etc., non-stop since the beginning of November, and for that
    matter, with only a couple of week-long breaks since September.  The
    next one always comes in right on the heels of the current one.  It's
    not just me either, it's everyone in the family.  After a while, it's
    not only maddening, but it leaves me relatively weak right when I'm
    trying to stay on an exercise program.
    
    
    re: hygienists
    
    The last time I went in for my "periodontic cleaning" (i.e., endless
    follow-on periodontal visits after a gingivectomy years ago, mainly
    for them to make lots of money), not only was it a vicious cleaning,
    but the hygienist was nasty for no apparent reason.  I haven't been
    back, despite their increasingly harsh "reminders".  You think they'd
    take the clue.
    
    Chris
12.10946LANDO::OLIVER_Bmz morality sez...Tue Jan 23 1996 14:083
    this one borders right on the nasty/excruciatingly
    thorough line.  maybe i'm being a big baby about this.  who'd 
    wanna work in other peoples' mouths all day long?  yuck.
12.10947DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Tue Jan 23 1996 14:115
    
    
    	Ditto Chris...... 'bout being sick.  This has been 
    	a helluva winter!  Blah.
    
12.10948WAHOO::LEVESQUEmemory canyonTue Jan 23 1996 14:196
    >this one borders right on the nasty/excruciatingly
    >thorough line.  maybe i'm being a big baby about this.  
    
     The times I've been most rigorous about flossing regularly have been
    the times when cleanings have been the most comfortable. It really
    makes a big difference.
12.10949BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Tue Jan 23 1996 14:237
    
    	RE: Andy
    
    	Great skit!!  Bill Cosby used to be great.
    
    	["Yes, I've been there many times myself."]
    
12.10950SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIToo many politicians, not enough warriors.Tue Jan 23 1996 14:258
    
    <-----
    
    Smoboke!!!! I smell smoboke!!!
    
    
     :) :) :) :)
    
12.10951DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Tue Jan 23 1996 14:279
    
    
    	"Oh look!  A rainbow!"
    
    
    
    	I think of that skit every time I'm at the dentist's.
    
    
12.10952POLAR::RICHARDSONCaptain DunselTue Jan 23 1996 14:281
    Fiiiiber!
12.10953UPSAR::ACISS1::BATTISMinnesota Fats, RIPTue Jan 23 1996 14:294
    
    .1939
    
    er Oph, are you implying that I am boring??????
12.10954BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Tue Jan 23 1996 14:305
    
    	I don't think she implied anything, actually.
    
    	More like "stated it outright".
    
12.10955CNTROL::JENNISONA turkey and some mistletoeTue Jan 23 1996 14:315
    
    	I was wondering just yesterday when Bonnie was gonna launch
    	into her Topazian reply routine...
    
    
12.10956SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIToo many politicians, not enough warriors.Tue Jan 23 1996 14:315
    
    
    More like hitting him upside the head with a 2X4
    
    
12.10957UPSAR::ACISS1::BATTISMinnesota Fats, RIPTue Jan 23 1996 14:343
    
    well I'm crushed, simply crushed. I hadn't realized I wasn't leading
    a fascinating lifestyle, but thanks to Oph, I have seen the light.
12.10958POLAR::RICHARDSONCaptain DunselTue Jan 23 1996 14:341
    doubtful.
12.10959SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIToo many politicians, not enough warriors.Tue Jan 23 1996 14:3510
    
    
    Now wait, Glenn...
    
    Let's hear the report tomorrow about tonight's bowling night...
    
    That should be a good barometer...
    
    :)
    
12.10960UPSAR::ACISS1::BATTISMinnesota Fats, RIPTue Jan 23 1996 14:362
    
    what is this, pick on Mark day???? you know how sensative I can get.
12.10961SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIToo many politicians, not enough warriors.Tue Jan 23 1996 14:396
    
    
    How "sensative" is that, Mark??
    
    :)
    
12.10962BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Tue Jan 23 1996 14:414
    
    	I guess this would be a bad time to start correcting his spelling
    	mistakes, eh?
    
12.10963WAHOO::LEVESQUEmemory canyonTue Jan 23 1996 14:591
    Nah. Pig-pile on Battis! :-)
12.10964EST::RANDOLPHTom R. N1OOQTue Jan 23 1996 15:2011
>           <<< Note 12.10945 by AMN1::RALTO "Clinto Barada Nikto" >>>
>    The last time I went in for my "periodontic cleaning" (i.e., endless
>    follow-on periodontal visits after a gingivectomy years ago, mainly
>    for them to make lots of money), not only was it a vicious cleaning,

I've come to the conclusion that most dentists/hygenists like to pad the old
wallet a little bit. Read the "reasonable and customary" stuff in your
insurance papers, and then *tell* them what you're gonna get done. 

If you just nod as they go through their song and dance, you'll end up with 4
cleanings and 16 X-rays of your head per year.
12.10965BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityTue Jan 23 1996 16:035
| <<< Note 12.10963 by WAHOO::LEVESQUE "memory canyon" >>>

| Nah. Pig-pile on Battis! :-)

	Is he cute? :-)
12.10966POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Tear-Off BottomsTue Jan 23 1996 16:177
    
    Every since Alta Vista was announced to the world, it SUCKS.  Half the
    time I can't access it, and when I can access it, it takes forever and
    then times out.
    
    BLUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
    
12.10967BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityTue Jan 23 1996 16:273

	That's only happened to me once. Did you write them and tell them? 
12.10968Back to "regular-dentist"-only visitsAMN1::RALTOClinto Barada NiktoTue Jan 23 1996 16:2715
    >> If you just nod as they go through their song and dance, you'll end up
    >> with 4 cleanings and 16 X-rays of your head per year.
    
    Actually, that's what they want, at least the 4 cleanings per year
    part.  Whatta case they've got...  They want me to go to them (the
    periodontal guy) twice a year, and to the "regular dentist" twice
    a year.  When I don't, they get smarmy ("Oh-oh, Chris isn't keeping
    up with his visits."), and I just shrug my shoulders and claim to
    be too busy.
    
    The last one was so bad that I was actually woozy when I left the
    place (even more than my usual state, that is).  So that's all,
    folks!  :-)
    
    Chris
12.10969BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Tue Jan 23 1996 16:327
    
	>That's only happened to me once. Did you write them and tell them? 
    
    	She tried to, but she couldn't get through.
    
    	8^)
    
12.10970109-69SCASS1::BARBER_Agot milk?Tue Jan 23 1996 16:321
    
12.10971SCASS1::BARBER_Agot milk?Tue Jan 23 1996 16:321
    AAARGH!
12.10972LANDO::OLIVER_Bmz morality sez...Tue Jan 23 1996 16:3710
    .10955
    
    |I was wondering just yesterday when Bonnie was gonna launch
    |into her Topazian reply routine...
    
    were you?  i don't know what to say. is it because i wear a 
    wireless?  i take it back, then.  talking about dentist visits
    is exciting.  talking about bowling is exhilarating.  talking
    about bowling and dentist visits at the same time is the most
    wonderfullest thing one can do.  
12.10973BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Tue Jan 23 1996 16:425
    
    	Sorry, April ... didn't even realize I stole that from you.
    
    	Those of us who have lives [and me] don't even try for them.
    
12.10974BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityTue Jan 23 1996 16:436
| <<< Note 12.10971 by SCASS1::BARBER_A "got milk?" >>>

| AAARGH!

	That's the 3rd one in 2 days.... man oh man.... I'm not paying
attention!
12.10975POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Tear-Off BottomsTue Jan 23 1996 16:463
    
    I have a life, but I don't have a Shawn.
    
12.10976BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Tue Jan 23 1996 16:473
    
    	For $20, that could change.
    
12.109778PSCASS1::BARBER_Agot milk?Tue Jan 23 1996 16:483
    Shawn, I certainly hope you weren't implying that I don't have a life.
    
    And I even more certainly hope you werent stating it outright.
12.10978WAHOO::LEVESQUEmemory canyonTue Jan 23 1996 16:481
    trollop
12.10979NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Jan 23 1996 16:501
Is Shawn emulating Fred Garvin, male prostitute?
12.10980BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityTue Jan 23 1996 16:527
| <<< Note 12.10975 by POWDML::HANGGELI "Little Chamber of Tear-Off Bottoms" >>>


| I have a life, but I don't have a Shawn.


	You're as lucky as Jack D!
12.10981BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityTue Jan 23 1996 16:526
| <<< Note 12.10979 by NOTIME::SACKS "Gerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085" >>>

| Is Shawn emulating Fred Garvin, male prostitute?


	HAAAAHAAAA!!!!!!  
12.109828,(SCASS1::BARBER_Agot milk?Tue Jan 23 1996 17:043
    }}trollop
    
    Gee, thanks.  I was due for an insult today.
12.10983SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIToo many politicians, not enough warriors.Tue Jan 23 1996 17:093
    
    I believe the Doc was refering to Shaun in .10976
    
12.10984Makes for interesting dinner datesAMN1::RALTOClinto Barada NiktoTue Jan 23 1996 17:1811
>> Is Shawn emulating Fred Garvin, male prostitute?
    
    Does he have an elaborate network of trusses?
    
    
    re: trollop
    
    Isn't that what McDonald's uses in their Filly O'Fish?  Or is
    that pollock?  I always get them mixed up.
    
    Chris
12.10985SCASS1::BARBER_Agot milk?Tue Jan 23 1996 17:234
    
   }}I believe the Doc was refering to Shaun in .10976
    
    Oh, I knew that...  ;)
12.10986CNTROL::JENNISONA turkey and some mistletoeTue Jan 23 1996 17:236
    
    	Bonnie, I was just thinking how low we've sunk here in
    	the box since Topaz left, and remembered that you were
    	supposed to be carrying the torch.
    
    
12.10987Mr. Topaz cow says...ACISS2::LEECHDia do bheatha.Tue Jan 23 1996 17:249
    
			  (__)
                          (oo)
                   /-------\/ 
                  / |     || \ 
                 *  ||W---|| Ohio inhales! 
                    ~~    ~~  

    
12.10988WAHOO::LEVESQUEmemory canyonTue Jan 23 1996 17:263
   >>I believe the Doc was refering to Shaun in .10976
    
    Yep. "Trollop" was for SLABOUNTY's mere $20 price tag.
12.10989NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Jan 23 1996 17:271
What would you have called him if his price was $300?
12.10990POLAR::RICHARDSONCaptain DunselTue Jan 23 1996 17:288
              Look, why don't you get a life eh?!?!?
	  `'    /
	  OO)-.
	 /__  _\       
	 \  \(  |      
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	  '  '--'   
12.10991BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Tue Jan 23 1996 17:306
    
    	Doc, I figured I'd start low ... intro rates, you know?
    
    	Then when word gets around, and people hear how desireable I am,
    	unfortunately I guess I'll have to lower the rates even more.
    
12.10992WAHOO::LEVESQUEmemory canyonTue Jan 23 1996 17:313
>What would you have called him if his price was $300?
    
     Pretentious. ;-)
12.10993CONSLT::MCBRIDEpack light, keep low, move fast, reload oftenTue Jan 23 1996 17:331
    <---- Bwahahahaahah!
12.10994CNTROL::JENNISONA turkey and some mistletoeTue Jan 23 1996 19:297
    
    	The number of 'boxers that appear to be in need of 
    	a cold shower (or two) today.
    
    	Eeesh.  I feel like I stumbled into a men's locker room.
    
    
12.10995BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Tue Jan 23 1996 19:385
    
    	Stealing a line from "Three's Company":
    
    	"If you see anything you like, HONK."
    
12.10996SCASS1::BARBER_Agot milk?Tue Jan 23 1996 19:491
    Honk Honk
12.10997BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Tue Jan 23 1996 19:557
    
    	I always hate saying "Hi" to Jean as I walk past her in the
    	hall, because it makes it sound like a social commentary on
    	her toiletry habits [or lack thereof].
    
    	It's tough being me, I'll tell you.
    
12.10998MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Tue Jan 23 1996 20:022
People never say "Hi" to me in airports.

12.10999PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BTue Jan 23 1996 20:102
  .10998  and i'll bet you thought it was because of your name.
12.11000BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Tue Jan 23 1996 20:113
    
    	April would want me to take this reply.
    
12.11001SCASS1::BARBER_Agot milk?Tue Jan 23 1996 20:181
    8-P
12.11002BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityTue Jan 23 1996 20:457
| <<< Note 12.10994 by CNTROL::JENNISON "A turkey and some mistletoe" >>>


| Eeesh.  I feel like I stumbled into a men's locker room.


	Was Jack Martin there?
12.11003GAVEL::JANDROWPartly To Mostly BlondeWed Jan 24 1996 11:296
    
    tth:  eating my lunch for breakfast...i just wanted a taste, and before
    i knew it, my brain decided against the cream-of-wheat and for the
    rotini.  oh well, now i have to find change for lunch ...
    
    
12.11004BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityWed Jan 24 1996 11:549
| <<< Note 12.11003 by GAVEL::JANDROW "Partly To Mostly Blonde" >>>


| tth:  eating my lunch for breakfast...i just wanted a taste, and before
| i knew it, my brain decided against the cream-of-wheat and for the
| rotini.  oh well, now i have to find change for lunch ...

	Will changing your clothes get you food?

12.11005RUSURE::EDPAlways mount a scratch monkey.Wed Jan 24 1996 12:1112
    Re .10994:
    
    > Eeesh.  I feel like I stumbled into a men's locker room.

    How do you know?
    
    
    				-- edp
    
    
Public key fingerprint:  8e ad 63 61 ba 0c 26 86  32 0a 7d 28 db e7 6f 75
To find PGP, read note 2688.4 in Humane::IBMPC_Shareware.
12.11006MILPND::CLARK_DWed Jan 24 1996 12:496
    
    TTHHHHHHHH:   My younger sister called me last night and told me she's
    getting divorced.   She's got 5 children, the oldest is 13.   I know
    it's going to be tough for all of them.  No hope of working things out
    since he's got a bimbo on the side apparently.  I told her to get a dam
    good lawyer and nail his dick to the wall.       
12.11007SCASS1::BARBER_Agot milk?Wed Jan 24 1996 12:501
    I really like you're attitude.
12.11008POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Tear-Off BottomsWed Jan 24 1996 13:033
    
    <-- excessive apostrophe alert
    
12.11009BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Wed Jan 24 1996 13:044
    
    	Deb, people are talking about nailing someone's dick to the wall
    	and you think the APOSTROPHE is excessive??
    
12.11010COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertWed Jan 24 1996 13:161
I hope the bimbo gets a tetanus shot.
12.11011BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityWed Jan 24 1996 13:406
| <<< Note 12.11006 by MILPND::CLARK_D >>>


| I told her to get a dam good lawyer and nail his dick to the wall.

	Kind of like nailing a dearhead to the wall?
12.11012MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Jan 24 1996 13:4715
re:                    <<< Note 12.11006 by MILPND::CLARK_D >>>

Wow! And then the anti-capital-punishment crowd try to tell me that
the proponents of it are "revenge-hungry"!

What on earth is the rationale for "nailing anyone's genitalia to the wall"
in a divorce???

The kids have a right to be appropriately provided for and supported by
both parents. 

Other than that, two people screwed up and couldn't make a go of it. Admit
that it's over and get on with your goddam lives and stop this silly
revenge crappola about "nailing them to the wall".

12.11013POLAR::RICHARDSONCaptain DunselWed Jan 24 1996 13:472
    
    <--- Amen.
12.11014WAHOO::LEVESQUEmemory canyonWed Jan 24 1996 13:481
    Bu-bu-bu-bu-but he was boinking someone on the side!
12.11015BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityWed Jan 24 1996 13:505
| <<< Note 12.11014 by WAHOO::LEVESQUE "memory canyon" >>>

| Bu-bu-bu-bu-but he was boinking someone on the side!

	Well, he was wrong for doing that. But I do agree with Jack. 
12.11016POLAR::RICHARDSONCaptain DunselWed Jan 24 1996 13:532
    Nailing daddy's tadpole sack to the wall will not help the family in
    the long run. The legal bills alone would pay for a college education.
12.11017PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Jan 24 1996 13:556
>>	Well, he was wrong for doing that. But I do agree with Jack. 

	pretty ironic coming from someone who'd execute people for
	getting into a barroom brawl though.

12.11018NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Jan 24 1996 13:583
{blink, blink}  The philandering husband met his bimbo in a bar?  A barroom
barroom brawl between him and her then-boyfriend ensued?  Does his member
get nailed before or after execution?
12.11019BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Wed Jan 24 1996 13:593
    
    	During, if it's a crucifixion.
    
12.11020GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERbe nice, be happyWed Jan 24 1996 14:003
    
    Based on the info we have, I can't make a decision.  Perhaps there is
    another side to this story.......
12.11021Is that what you meant by "on the side"?COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertWed Jan 24 1996 14:015
On the side?

Like the prostitute who had her appendectomy incision left open so
she could make a little money on the side?

12.11022NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Jan 24 1996 14:033
re .11021:

Blurggh!
12.11023BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Wed Jan 24 1996 14:056
    
    	Did I tell you about the lady who had several vaginas surgically
    	implanted at various locations on her body?
    
    	Yes, I believe I did.
    
12.11024UPSAR::ACISS1::BATTISMinnesota Fats, RIPWed Jan 24 1996 14:062
    
    ttwa: why all the discussions on genitalia today???? 
12.11025talking about it is a poor substituteWAHOO::LEVESQUEmemory canyonWed Jan 24 1996 14:101
    nobody's getting enough of the real thing?
12.11026SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIToo many politicians, not enough warriors.Wed Jan 24 1996 14:117
    
    > why all the discussions on genitalia today????
    
    We're trying to reconstruct a male locker room...
    
    hth
    
12.11027MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Jan 24 1996 14:1214
>	pretty ironic coming from someone who'd execute people for
>	getting into a barroom brawl though.

Where's the irony?

The purpose of executing those who instigate violence is to remove them
from society and thus ensure that they don't have an opportunity to
do it again - not for revenge.

The purpose of nailing an ex-spouse to the wall is pure revenge and nothing
more.

They seem pretty consistent to me.

12.11028UPSAR::ACISS1::BATTISMinnesota Fats, RIPWed Jan 24 1996 14:142
    
    rough crowd lately, like sharks at feeding time.
12.11029EVMS::MORONEYOperation Foot BulletWed Jan 24 1996 14:175
              .
           .    .
         .       .         < ---- Shark Byte
        .        .

12.11030PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Jan 24 1996 14:266
  .11027  i understand the distinction you're making, but the irony
	  is in the fact that both involve inordinate retributions,
	  one of which you have no trouble supporting.

	  i still find that barroom brawl business simply astounding. ;>
12.11031ROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150 kts. is TOO slow!Wed Jan 24 1996 14:335
    re: .11008
    
    Don't forget the excessive 'e' alert.
    
    Bob
12.11032SCASS1::BARBER_Agot milk?Wed Jan 24 1996 14:371
    Picky, picky!
12.11033death to tree ratsWAHOO::LEVESQUEmemory canyonWed Jan 24 1996 15:492
    Those effing little tree rats cost me $35 + shipping for a new hose,
    regulator and valve assembly for my grill.
12.11034UPSAR::ACISS1::BATTISMinnesota Fats, RIPWed Jan 24 1996 15:513
    
    <------ whew, I thought you were talking scuba diving, for a minute
    there.
12.11035PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Jan 24 1996 15:512
  .11033  hey, you could've gotten a good bottle of red burg for that. ;>
12.11036but I'll remember that for the next time...WAHOO::LEVESQUEmemory canyonWed Jan 24 1996 15:531
    Fortunately for you lack of physical proximity prevents pinching.
12.11037BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Wed Jan 24 1996 15:554
    
    	There's a guy I work with who picks off squirrels with his BB/
    	pellet gun whenever he sees them in his yard.
    
12.11038UPSAR::ACISS1::BATTISMinnesota Fats, RIPWed Jan 24 1996 15:574
    
    .11037
    
    why am I not surprised at this. :-)
12.11039USAT02::HALLRWed Jan 24 1996 16:591
    daughter broke her left foot; soft cast, crutches, pain and misery...
12.11040Bimbo on the side can be dangerous to one's healthDECLNE::REESEMy REALITY check bouncedWed Jan 24 1996 17:1712
    DelBlasto,
    
    Usually I agree with you, but I can't on this one.  I lost a dear
    friend to AIDS because her hubby was "getting a little on the side";
    so perhaps I'm a tad sensitive to either partner playing fast and
    loose while the other partner has no clue to the activity but still
    pays the final penalty.
    
    If it's a simple case of true "irreconcilable differences, then I
    see no need to nail anyone's appendages to the wall.
    
    
12.11041EST::RANDOLPHTom R. N1OOQWed Jan 24 1996 17:1810
>  <<< Note 12.11037 by BUSY::SLABOUNTY "Don't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448" >>>
>    	There's a guy I work with who picks off squirrels with his BB/
>    	pellet gun whenever he sees them in his yard.


Heh heh heh.
RWS 52, .22 pellet at 850 fps makes short work of tree rats.
You should see the damage to my father-in-law's house from one of those
things. I think his 12 ga. propelled the lead rather faster into that
particular one.
12.11042MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Jan 24 1996 17:266
>            -< Bimbo on the side can be dangerous to one's health >-

Good point, Karen - but financial destruction through civil courts
hardly seems like the right way to go in a case of AIDS transmission,
either. Manslaughter seems like a more appropriate charge.

12.11043tersenessPOWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Tear-Off BottomsWed Jan 24 1996 17:301
    
12.11044POLAR::RICHARDSONCaptain DunselWed Jan 24 1996 17:337
    Well, I watched my brother go through a horrible battle. She was after
    revenge. All the equity they both had got blown on legal fees. She had
    a killer lawyer, she got a big award from the judge, he ended up
    declaring bankruptcy. Now they both have nothing, and the kids have
    nothing either.

    Stupid, stupid, stupid.
12.11045BIGQ::MARCHANDWed Jan 24 1996 17:4714
    
       I hate stories like that. Especially where my ex is trying to ruin
    me and it's costing him money to do it. He's trying to not have to
    pay me what little I asked for. In a few months if he doesn't pay me,
    the court is going to make him dish over $5,000 more than what I
    originally asked. He's telling people I'm not getting a dime! But, he
    signed the contract stating he'd give me such and such an amount if
    I let him keep the property. Now he's says he's not going to give it
    to me. So stupid! Especially where he got a bigger percentage than
    me of what we owned. He'll end up paying that out and maybe even 
    lose the property if he gets dummer and dummer. Just so I won't have
    anything. 
    
         Rosie
12.11046UPSAR::ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunWed Jan 24 1996 17:512
    
    hhm kind of makes me glad I'm still single...
12.11047POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Tear-Off BottomsWed Jan 24 1996 17:537
    
    I got spurs that jingle jangle jingle
    As I go riding merrily along
    And they say, "Oh ain't you glad you're single"
    And that song ain't so very far from wrong.
    
    
12.11048BIGQ::MARCHANDWed Jan 24 1996 17:5812
    
       I was married for almost 25 years and being newly single makes me
    wish I'd never been  married! But, then again it's more of 'whom' we
    married rather than marriage itself. I marriage is for the wrong
    reasons, or if one or both parners are selfish, greedy, abusive,
    horrible in ways that just can't support anothers happiness, then ya,
    marriage s@$cks! But, if both are supportive, caring and there's lots
    of communication about everything, then I'll be marriage could be
    a good thing. But, what do I know? I've only been married once, and
    he was most certainly a jerk!
    
        Rosie
12.11049POLAR::RICHARDSONCaptain DunselWed Jan 24 1996 17:593
    You left out the "yipdeeyay" part.
    
    8^)
12.11050LANDO::OLIVER_Bmz morality sez...Wed Jan 24 1996 17:592
    quick!  how many of you can name 5 happily married couples
    of the top of yer head?!
12.11051DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Wed Jan 24 1996 18:0311
    
    
    	raises hand...
    
    
    	My parents  (30 years)
    	My brother's godfather and his wife (10+ years)
    	My grandparents (almost 50 years when my granddad died)
    	My parent's best friends (25+) years
    	My boss
    
12.11052HANNAH::MODICAJourneyman NoterWed Jan 24 1996 18:0314
    
    >quick!  how many of you can name 5 happily married couples
     of the top of yer head?!
    
    
    I can! I can!
    
    Although I will admit that happily married couples are an endangered
    species.
    
    Lynn and I have 19 years and counting. But as I've mentioned before,
    our marriage is based on Mutually Assured Destruction.
    
    							Hank
12.11053MILPND::CLARK_DWed Jan 24 1996 18:0413

OK, I didn't necessarily mean that she should really "nail his
appendages to the wall". It's a very sad situation when something
like this happens - especially for the children involved.  I wish 
they could work something out.  She said that is not an option any 
longer.  True, she is very hurt and angry at this point as is to be 
expected when all this is thrown at you. Apparently, he also said 
he was/has taking her name off the bank account, etc.  

as a side note, he used to work at Digital and used to note in SOAPBOX 
quite a bit before he was given the package.  

12.11054BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Wed Jan 24 1996 18:046
    
    >	My boss
    
    
    	Doesn't count.  His wife has to be happily married, too.
    
12.11055she isDECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Wed Jan 24 1996 18:054
    
    
    	snicker.........
    
12.11056LANDO::OLIVER_Bmz morality sez...Wed Jan 24 1996 18:061
    i got three, at least.
12.11057UPSAR::ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunWed Jan 24 1996 18:063
    
    well Oph, I don't keep any married couples on my head, especially
    5. hth
12.11058trick questionGAAS::BRAUCHERWelcome to ParadiseWed Jan 24 1996 18:077
    
      Well, I think I can name a lot more than 5.  But the trouble is,
     there's privacy concerns.  If you ask, "Are you happily married ?"
     how much do you trust the answers you get ?  I wouldn't.  All I
     can say is, "Well, they SEEM to be OK."  Tough to measure it.
    
      bb
12.11059BIGQ::MARCHANDWed Jan 24 1996 18:096
    
     .11058   good point. People were shocked when I told them I was
    getting a divorce. Most thought I was 'happily' married. I kept a LOT
    of secrets.....
    
        Rosie
12.11060POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Tear-Off BottomsWed Jan 24 1996 18:116
    To the best of my knowledge:
    
    Family members of my parents' generation and older, 100% happy.
    
    Family members of my generation, 54% happy.
    
12.11061DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Wed Jan 24 1996 18:5218
    
    
    	TTHT
    
    	Trying to get back on my exercise routine.  I went down to
    	the Wellness Center, walked the treadmill for my warmup
    	as I always do then on to the lateral pulldown.  WHAM!!
    	Instant pressure in the head and now I have a headache
    	worse than any I can remember in the near past.  Renee
    	says my body is obviously not back to being 100% (I was
    	sick on Monday and still feeling not so great yesterday)
    	and if my head is still congested, anything that's going
    	to cause pressure to that part of my body is not a good 
    	idea.  I'm hoping the pain will subside before I leave 
    	for class.  
    
    	This is really painful............
    
12.11062BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityWed Jan 24 1996 18:583

	Judy....take a bunch of drugs.... it will go away. :-)
12.11063BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Wed Jan 24 1996 19:0810
    
    	Some wellness center, when you come out of there in worse shape
    	than when you went in.
    
    	Sounds more like a sickness center,
    
    	And you're not squandering yet another portion of your income
    	on this wellness center are you?  Eesh, money DOES burn a hole
    	in your pocket.
    
12.11064UPSAR::ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunWed Jan 24 1996 19:104
    
    .11063
    
    well maybe shawn, but she spares NO expense on the usual other things.
12.11065MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Thu Jan 25 1996 00:1417
TTHT:
    VAXNotes gotchas -

	WROTE Topic 634. Replied to topic 634. Realized I'd made a typo
	in the basenote. Deleted the basenote to correct it. Replied with the
        correction. Tried to SET NOTE/NOTE=634.0 on the reply. Can't, 
	of course, since the base note sorta still exists because reply .1
	was still there when I deleted .0. Delete both replies (original
	.1 and, .2 which is actually the corrected basenote, now.) Try to
	delete basenote which now hasn't any replies. Can't, of course, since
	I'm no longer the author (it's "deleted").

	Yes - I fully realize now that I should have deleted .1 before
	deleting the basenote.

	Too smart by half.

12.11066BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityThu Jan 25 1996 00:213

	Jack, I'm glad to see you got through it.
12.11067SCASS1::BARBER_Agot milk?Thu Jan 25 1996 00:501
    eh?
12.11068SCASS1::BARBER_Agot milk?Thu Jan 25 1996 01:271
    I don't
12.11069AaaaaahhSCASS1::BARBER_Agot milk?Thu Jan 25 1996 01:271
    get it.
12.11070WAHOO::LEVESQUEmemory canyonThu Jan 25 1996 10:081
    <== so that's why you spend so much energy talking about it?
12.11071bbbbrrrrrrrrrrr....GAVEL::JANDROWPartly To Mostly BlondeThu Jan 25 1996 11:1910
    tth:  got to work this morning, got out of the car and discovered the
    winds the weather dude was talking about all the way in.  walked toward
    the building, i'm almost there, in the heat and out of the wind...then,
    herds of people start coming out at me...and 'tine comes out and yell
    at everyone to get across the street to the parking lot (how come when
    i tell people that it never works??)...friggin' fire alarm went off. 
    and it was mucho coldo.  could have frozen anything off of anyone...not
    a way i wanted to start the morning.  but at least i hadn't just gotten
    to my office and had to leave...but still...
    
12.11072as if I don't have enough to doWAHOO::LEVESQUEmemory canyonThu Jan 25 1996 11:363
    Unfairness in the arbitration algorithm plus support for a different
    cell delivery scheme means a complete redesign of the arbitration logic 
    I inherited when one of our chip designers left. Swell.
12.11073BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityThu Jan 25 1996 11:525
| <<< Note 12.11067 by SCASS1::BARBER_A "got milk?" >>>

| eh?

	You Canadian, 'pril?
12.11074BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityThu Jan 25 1996 11:558

	I hear this rattling when I got off the highway this morning. It
sounded like it was coming from the back. I thought it was something is my
trunk not in place. I get to work and realize that it was my car antena which
is now hanging on by a thread. Off to buy another one at lunch. Need my tunes.
Hmmm.... do I really need them or am I spending money I could actually save?
Hmmm.... what to do...
12.11075hthCSLALL::HENDERSONWe shall behold Him!Thu Jan 25 1996 12:4011
>Hmmm.... do I really need them or am I spending money I could actually save?
>Hmmm.... what to do...


 As with everything, the choice is yours, as are the consequences.




 Jim
12.11076ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunThu Jan 25 1996 12:513
    
    Jeesus Doc, I had to reread that twice to figure out what you were
    saying. I need my coffee!!
12.11077SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIToo many politicians, not enough warriors.Thu Jan 25 1996 12:5310
    
    
    Mark (Battis)
    
     Just tilt your head like Di does...
    
    hth...
    
    :)
    
12.11078POLAR::RICHARDSONCaptain DunselThu Jan 25 1996 13:323
    Everything.
    
    8^/
12.11079ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunThu Jan 25 1996 13:342
    
    <------    cheer up mr personality, only 6-7 more weeks of winter.
12.11080DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Thu Jan 25 1996 13:3519
    
    
    	Shawn...... yep.  But if I keep my workouts up (which I
    	really  haven't been doing) my health provider reimburses
    	me.
    
    	TTHLN    I'm on the way home from class.  It's around 8:10pm.
    		 I'm in Manchester, it's dark, raining, foggy in some
    		 spots, lights are reflecting off the road........ next
    		 thing I know two kids walk right in front of my car.
    		 If it weren't for the ABS brakes in the car I would have
    		 hit 'em for sure.  They were wearing dark clothes.  
    		 I slam on the brakes and swerve.  Fortunately there was
    		 nothing coming in the other direction.  After my heart
    		 goes back down into my chest I start to drive off, looking
    	 	 in my side rear view mirror........  they were *laughing*.
    		 =(  =(
    
    		 
12.11081WAHOO::LEVESQUEmemory canyonThu Jan 25 1996 13:373
    ><------    cheer up mr personality, 
    
     Mr Personalities. /hth
12.11082:) :) :) :)SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIToo many politicians, not enough warriors.Thu Jan 25 1996 13:3810
    
    re: .11078
    
    > Everything.
    
    
    Er.... maybe you need to get laid???
    
    
    How about a good cigar????
12.11083POLAR::RICHARDSONCaptain DunselThu Jan 25 1996 13:393
    Yes.
    
    Okay.
12.11084SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIToo many politicians, not enough warriors.Thu Jan 25 1996 13:406
    
    
     Great!!!!! Glad I could help!!!!!
    
    :)
    
12.11085BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Thu Jan 25 1996 13:425
    
    	Andy, I'll join you in your quest to help Glenn.
    
    	I'll give him a cigar.  8^)
    
12.11086POLAR::RICHARDSONCaptain DunselThu Jan 25 1996 13:431
    Be gentle.
12.11087SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIToo many politicians, not enough warriors.Thu Jan 25 1996 13:436
    
    
    > I'll give him a cigar.  8^)
    
    Good.... cause I ain't giving him nuthin!!! ('ceptin the suggestions ;)
    
12.11088SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIToo many politicians, not enough warriors.Thu Jan 25 1996 13:4515
    
    >Be gentle.
    
    
    Do you want me to say it softly?
    
    
    
    Hmmmmmmmmmmm... there's a point...
    
    
    IF THIS IS CONSIDERED SHOUTING!!!!
    
    
     What can be considered whispering...
12.11089BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Thu Jan 25 1996 14:4218
    
    	I was down at MRO1 Shipping just now, and they've apparently got
    	people moving in here somewhere because someone's terminal set-up
    	arrived:
    
    	DecStation 5000/125 with graphic expander.
    
    	Monitor/expander/box piled on top of workstation stand, with key-
    	board in correct place.  The whole thing is shrink-wrapped, and
    	double-strapped onto a skid.
    
    	All the bouncing and jouncing in the back of the truck has tot-
    	ally destroyed the stand, breaking off 2 of the wheels and bend-
    	ing the bottom rails, and 1 corner of the monitor hit something
    	and has a chunk taken out of it.
    
    	Wonder who the idiot is who "prepared" this for shipment.
    
12.11090GAVEL::JANDROWPartly To Mostly BlondeThu Jan 25 1996 15:268
    
    tth:  starting last nite, the inside of my ankle is rather painful. 
    and not just muscle-wise.  it is tender to the touch as well.  it just
    started out of no where while i was driving home.  and now this
    morning, my other ankle is sore, too, tho not as bad...
    
    and i have no idea why...
    
12.11091BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Thu Jan 25 1996 15:305
    
    	Do you go to the unwellness center like JJ does?
    
    	Maybe that's the source of your trouble.
    
12.11092BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityThu Jan 25 1996 16:044

	If I didn't know any better, I'd say you were trying to get someone to
show your feet some attention, raq.... :-)
12.11093POLAR::RICHARDSONCaptain DunselThu Jan 25 1996 17:253
    urinal puck aftertaste.
    
    8^p
12.11094NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Jan 25 1996 17:272
Izzat one of those newfangled urinal pucks like they had in the NHL All Star
game?
12.11095POLAR::RICHARDSONCaptain DunselThu Jan 25 1996 17:331
    Yes, the have a blue glow around them, and they measure velocity too.
12.11096NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Jan 25 1996 17:371
Glenn, your librium dose needs adjusting.
12.11097SMURF::BINDEREis qui nos doment vescimur.Thu Jan 25 1996 17:404
    .11072
    
    Gee, now you've got me wondering about the arbitration hardware I
    designed for the KFBTA disk controller.  It *looked* fair...
12.11098BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityThu Jan 25 1996 18:339

	Just found out that my cousin died of cancer. We knew she would be
leaving us soon, but no one expected this soon. This is the 4th relative that
has had cancer in this past year. All of them, with the exception of my mother,
have died. 


Glen
12.11099ACISS2::LEECHDia do bheatha.Thu Jan 25 1996 18:421
    Sorry to hear about that, Glen.
12.11100LANDO::OLIVER_Bmz morality sez...Thu Jan 25 1996 18:471
    good heavens, glen, that is terrible.  i am sorry.
12.11101ROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150 kts. is TOO slow!Thu Jan 25 1996 18:523
    I'm sorry to hear that, Glen.
    
    Bob
12.11102GENRAL::RALSTONFugitive from the law of averagesThu Jan 25 1996 18:532
Friend's son died as a result of Praeder-Willies Syndrome, at age 20. Old for 
someone with that disease.
12.11103ROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150 kts. is TOO slow!Thu Jan 25 1996 18:557
    re: .11102
    
    My sympathies to your friend's family.
    
    What is that disease?
    
    Bob
12.11104ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunThu Jan 25 1996 18:562
    
    all this talk of death troubles me.
12.11105GENRAL::RALSTONFugitive from the law of averagesThu Jan 25 1996 19:012
Commonly known as eaters disease. This twenty year old man was 5'4" tall and 
weighed about 400 lbs. His heart failed while he slept.
12.11106POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Tear-Off BottomsThu Jan 25 1996 19:063
    
    My condolences, Glen & Tom 8^/.
    
12.11107NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Jan 25 1996 19:172
We has a chance to adopt a baby with Praeder-Willies Syndrome.  It's pretty
horrible.  The afflicted person is always hungry, no matter how much he eats.
12.11108HANNAH::MODICAJourneyman NoterFri Jan 26 1996 10:403
    
    My condolences Glen and Tom.
    
12.11109too much bad newsGRANPA::MWANNEMACHERbe nice, be happyFri Jan 26 1996 11:207
    
    
    Hang in there Glen and Tom......
    
    
    
    Mike
12.11110BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityFri Jan 26 1996 11:438

	When I went down to my mothers last night to find out when the wake,
funeral is, I also got told that my sister who lives in Atlanta is getting a
divorce. Just keep piling it on....


Glen
12.11111ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunFri Jan 26 1996 11:472
    
    <----- your sister is divorcing Atlanta???? sorry to hear that Glen.
12.11112ACISS2::LEECHDia do bheatha.Fri Jan 26 1996 11:544
    NO MORE DEATHS!!!  Sorry to hear the news, Tom.
    
    I absolutely forbid any more death of family and friends!  This is so
    depressing.
12.11113HANNAH::MODICAJourneyman NoterFri Jan 26 1996 12:018
    
    On the lighter side...
    
    Things to Hate yesterday...
    
    Front end of my car came apart while driving home.
    
    They just don't make duct tape like they used to.
12.11114CONSLT::MCBRIDEpack light, keep low, move fast, reload oftenFri Jan 26 1996 12:101
    <----- :-)
12.11115CSLALL::HENDERSONWe shall behold Him!Fri Jan 26 1996 12:538

 Sorry to hear it, Glen and Tom..hang in!




 Jim
12.11116CONSLT::MCBRIDEpack light, keep low, move fast, reload oftenFri Jan 26 1996 13:016
    More horrible news.......
    
    WCVB has decided to cancel the Saturday showings of Candlepin Bowling. 
    It will be replaced by a computer generated cartoon called Reboot. 
    WCVB was the last vestige of televised Candlepin excitement.  The
    downward spiral continues.
12.11117SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIToo many politicians, not enough warriors.Fri Jan 26 1996 13:074
    
    
    Oh the tragedy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    
12.11118GENRAL::RALSTONFugitive from the law of averagesFri Jan 26 1996 13:231
The injustice!!!!!!!
12.11119LANDO::OLIVER_Bmz morality sez...Fri Jan 26 1996 13:241
    i can't bear it.  i just can't.
12.11120PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BFri Jan 26 1996 13:263
   there might still be chickenpin bowling you can watch, Oph.

12.11121BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityFri Jan 26 1996 13:266
| <<< Note 12.11111 by ACISS1::BATTIS "pool shooting son of a gun" >>>


| <----- your sister is divorcing Atlanta???? sorry to hear that Glen.

	<grin>..... thanks, I needed that. :-)
12.11122BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityFri Jan 26 1996 13:284

	So what is Bob Gillis gonna do with himself? Maybe not that Monty is
gone from the broadcast booth, he could do play by play for the red sox....
12.11123BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Fri Jan 26 1996 13:293
    
    	Where'd Monty go?
    
12.11124SMURF::WALTERSFri Jan 26 1996 13:301
    Montego bay.
12.11125CONSLT::MCBRIDEpack light, keep low, move fast, reload oftenFri Jan 26 1996 13:301
    Monty, go bay at the moon.
12.11126SMURF::WALTERSFri Jan 26 1996 13:331
    Monty no do that. Monticule.
12.11127BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityFri Jan 26 1996 13:514

	Monty was not hired when channel 68 got the red sox contract. jerry
remy will be the announcer with sean mcdonough.
12.11128CNTROL::JENNISONA turkey and some mistletoeFri Jan 26 1996 15:146
    re .11072
    
    	Gee, I just *hate* when that happens.
    
    	You trying to fill in for Brian, doctah ?
    
12.11129WMOIS::GIROUARD_CFri Jan 26 1996 17:022
    hey, i watch that! there is a lower budget version that's still on
    channel 50 WNDS out of NH for those who don't mind a (poor) substitute.
12.11130BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Fri Jan 26 1996 19:245
    
    	The Post Office had no 1040EZ forms when I stopped in this morn-
    	ing.  I got a 1040A form in the mail because I made more than
    	$400 in interest last year, but this year I'm below the limit.
    
12.11131CSLALL::HENDERSONWe shall behold Him!Fri Jan 26 1996 19:2810

 I wish I could get the forms for claiming a kid for whom I pay child
 support from the post office/library rather than calling the IRS.  I
 could have filed the day I got the wubbleyoutoo forms.




 Jim
12.11132I don't know where, but I'll bet Alta Vista doesROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150 kts. is TOO slow!Fri Jan 26 1996 19:323
    IRS forms are available for downloading on the IRS web site.
    
    Bob
12.11133BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityFri Jan 26 1996 19:333

	Alta Vista.... some kind of ballplayer?
12.11134ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunFri Jan 26 1996 19:352
    
    <------ no. a city in california
12.11135CSLALL::HENDERSONWe shall behold Him!Fri Jan 26 1996 19:428

 Hmm...I'll have to try downloading the forms..forgot about that.




 Jim
12.11136BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Fri Jan 26 1996 19:514
    
    	All I can seem to find are instructions, filled-out forms and
    	1 form that said "You can't use this form to file your taxes".
    
12.11137BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Fri Jan 26 1996 20:2713
    
    	I found it:
    
    	http://www.irs.ustreas.gov/prod/forms_pubs/forms.html
    
    
    	Or you can copy all the .PS files I have by typing
    
    	copy busy::busy_usr08:[slabounty.irs]*.ps *
    
    
    	[Jim, Schedule 2 is there also for dependent expenses]
    
12.11138CSLALL::HENDERSONWe shall behold Him!Fri Jan 26 1996 20:329

 Thanks, Sea..shaw..shau...buddy.  





 Jim
12.11139BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Fri Jan 26 1996 21:114
    
    	I tried to print 1040ez.ps to an LN03R and got some sort of a
    	"memory exhausted" error.
    
12.11140MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Fri Jan 26 1996 23:294
>    	"memory exhausted" error.

What? Never had brain fatigue?

12.11141SCASS1::BARBER_Agot milk?Fri Jan 26 1996 23:381
    The printer must need more memory ???
12.11142SCASS1::EDITEX::MOOREGetOuttaMyChairSat Jan 27 1996 04:543
    
    Nah, the I.R.S. just needs more intelligence.
    
12.11143BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanitySat Jan 27 1996 23:1314

	I got to the funeral this morning, and was asked to be a paul berrer (I
know I screwed the spelling). Watching them crank her down into the coffin was
something I never want to see again.

	The rain did hold off until we were in our cars, and leaving the
cemetary, so that was cool.

	I logged in to see I got mail from Joe Oppelt. You'll be happy to know
he has not changed. :-)


Glen
12.11144fyiSUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Sun Jan 28 1996 14:124
    
    	Pall bearer.
    
    
12.11145COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertMon Jan 29 1996 02:597
I felt crummy last night and stayed home from the ballet.

Pam wouldn't go by herself or invite someone else to go.

I feel worse today now that I know the tickets cost $120.

/john
12.11146WMOIS::GIROUARD_CMon Jan 29 1996 10:431
    the world
12.11147ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunMon Jan 29 1996 11:492
    
    <------ Chip, could you be a little more specific, please.
12.11148WAHOO::LEVESQUEmemory canyonMon Jan 29 1996 11:563
    re: 12.11146
    
     SSDD, eh, Chip? :-)
12.11149BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityMon Jan 29 1996 12:3423

	Saturday night, after I logged off, I felt chilly. So I cranked the
heat up. No heat AGAIN, in my end of the apartment. Grr..... so I called the
landlady, and then Boston Gas. The same two people who came out last time was
there again. They replaced a burnt out element and left saying all was well. I
cranked the heat up again and it turns out that there still was no heat to that
end. I call Boston Gas again, but told them to send someone in the morning.
This new guy comes out and notices that the water pressure was only set at 10
psi. It is supposed to be 10 psi/floor. So he added more water and brought it
up to 30 psi. We had heat. Cool... about 10 minutes after he left, there was a
puddle underneath my desk. Now that the pressure was fine, it showed that there
was a leak. So I call the landlady who told us we have to move out cuz we're
jinxed. :-)  She calls the plumber, who came out around 5:00 pm. He showed me
what was wrong, and he wondered why it took this long for it to happen. I told
him to go ahead and fix it, bleed the system, and have fun, as I was headed out
for a superbowl party. When I got home all was fixed, and we had heat. Thank
God for that. So now I guess it will be time for the roof to leak... ;_) 
Although the roofer did find that by the chimney part of the rubber had come
up, so that may have been the source of the leak. I'm not moving my bed until
we have more snow, to see if it did fix the problem. 

	Maybe I should move? :-)
12.11150CNTROL::JENNISONA turkey and some mistletoeMon Jan 29 1996 12:5011
    
    	The cough is back.  
    
    	I left my pocketbook at my daughter's preschool this morning.
    
    	The five hours I spent lining up weekend workers to test our
    	hot lot was wasted due to various mistakes and repeated system
    	down time.
    
    	Should be a good week!
    
12.11151WMOIS::GIROUARD_CMon Jan 29 1996 12:551
    i limited it to the world. i could have gone gallactic.
12.11152WAHOO::LEVESQUEmemory canyonMon Jan 29 1996 13:201
    galactic. /hth
12.11153DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Mon Jan 29 1996 13:529
    
    
    	Recap of NY:
    
    	Windy, rainy, cold, broke two umbrellas, bad timing,
    	spent more $$ than planned, expensive subway tokens
    
    	(now see TTLT)
    
12.11154WAHOO::LEVESQUEmemory canyonMon Jan 29 1996 13:531
    Oh, no! An endless loop!
12.11155DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Mon Jan 29 1996 13:569
    
    
    	TTHLN...
    
    
    	My cable system losing channel 7 immediately after the Superbowl.
    	After 5 hours on the road all I wanted to do was watch Friends
    	and then go to bed.  Fortunately, a friend taped it for me.
    
12.11156COMICS::MCSKEANEtinga tingaMon Jan 29 1996 14:0311
    
    TTHlastnight
    
    Sat down to watch the superbowl with a huge stack of beer, crisps and
    nuts. I had such a lousy snotty headcold that I only managed to consume
    one bag of crisps and none of the beer.
    
    Still, the game was quite exiting and made it worthwhile staying up till
    3AM to watch it.
    
    POL<sniff>
12.11157WMOIS::GIROUARD_CMon Jan 29 1996 14:351
    ...thanks doc
12.11158SMURF::BINDERManus Celer DeiMon Jan 29 1996 14:406
    .11156
    
    > Still, the game was quite exiting...
    
    I thought so, too.  I turned it off after about five minutes and exited
    the room.
12.11159BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityMon Jan 29 1996 15:209
| <<< Note 12.11153 by DECWIN::JUDY "That's *Ms. Bitch* to you!" >>>

| broke two umbrellas, 

	Could have been worse, Judy. You could have broken 2 nails. :-)


Glen

12.11160CHEFS::COOKSHalf Man,Half BiscuitMon Jan 29 1996 15:324
    Reading fans throwing a banana onto the pitch after Paul Parker scored.
    
    Tacky,tacky,tacky.
    
12.11161DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Mon Jan 29 1996 16:1617
    
    
    	Glen honey, I would have been much happier if I'd only
    	broken two nails.  =)
    
    	I brought my umbrella from home (which wasn't in great shape to
    	begin with) and it wasn't doing too well.  So I stopped to buy
    	a much bigger, and what appeared to be, much sturdier one for $10.
    	It broke before we reached the end of the block.  By the time we
    	got to the aquarium a couple hours later, it was totally
    	annihilated.  My only (small) consolation was going out the next
    	day and seeing many many broken umbrellas in trash cans; I knew
    	I wasn't alone.  
    
    	Two nails would have been an easy fix and I wouldn't have wasted
    	$10 !!
    
12.11162BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Mon Jan 29 1996 16:186
    
    	Wow, you spent $10 for an umbrella and it fell apart?  Who would've
    	thought?  8^)
    
    	A $10 umbrella is good for rain, not wind.
    
12.11163SMURF::BINDERManus Celer DeiMon Jan 29 1996 16:204
    .11161
    
    The moral of the story is that you should buy a better class of
    umbrella.
12.11164SMURF::WALTERSMon Jan 29 1996 16:201
    And Shawn is an expert on wind, y'know.
12.11165BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Mon Jan 29 1996 16:418
    
    	Geez, Colin, looks like you'll be able to play off that 1 reply
    	for a long time to come, eh?  8^)
    
    	And I hate it when I have a restore done and it's made off of
    	the next day's tape ... which means all the corrupt files were
    	restored again.
    
12.11166SMURF::WALTERSMon Jan 29 1996 16:431
    Don't I always?
12.11167DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Mon Jan 29 1996 16:535
    
    	Well I just grabbed what was available at the time......
    
    	Lesson learned.
    
12.11168BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityMon Jan 29 1996 18:297
| <<< Note 12.11167 by DECWIN::JUDY "That's *Ms. Bitch* to you!" >>>


| Well I just grabbed what was available at the time......

	What did your boyfriend say to that? :_)

12.11169BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityMon Jan 29 1996 18:293

	I hate snarfs!
12.11170DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Mon Jan 29 1996 18:587
    
    
    	re:  Glen
    
    
    	=p
    
12.11171Guess they have to inspect my smelly gym bag. :)SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Tue Jan 30 1996 10:03178
From:	SCOMAN::PONYEX::PONYEX::MRGATE::"NEMTS::SALES::A1::CALDWELL.R E" 29-JAN-1996 19:03:50.37
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Subj:	Site Security Enhancements: Material/Pkg Inspection Program            1

From:	NAME: Ed Caldwell                   
	FUNC: Digital Semiconductor           
	TEL: 225-5036                         <CALDWELL.R E@A1@SALES@AKO>
To:     See Below

To:      DS HLO Employees
 
Subject: Site Security Enhancements: Material/Package Inspection Program 

Digital Semiconductor has made great strides in its goal to become a world 
class semiconductor merchant vendor of choice.  Our success in this ongoing 
endeavor is a testament to the commitment shown by our employees.

Unfortunately, over the past few years we have experienced an increase in the 
theft of computers, computer parts, and personal belongings from the site. 
While we recognize that this behavior is limited to a very small percentage 
of our population, we must respond to this trend in a decisive and equitable 
manner. 

After a careful review of accepted standards and trends within our industry, 
we have decided to implement a series of enhancements to our security program. 
For most employees the most significant change will be the Package/Material 
Inspection Program. 

The Package/Material Inspection Program
--------------------------------------- 

Effective February 12th, 1996, all packages and materials entering and leaving 
the site will be inspected by security personnel. Included in this inspection 
process will be briefcases, pocketbooks, boxes, bags, etc.  Security personnel 
will not handle any of your items, but will be authorized to ask you to move 
objects to allow for review of all contents.  Employees can assist in this 
effort by ensuring that company assets are accompanied by a property removal 
pass. 
 
To insure the success of this program, it will be necessary for all employees 
to enter and leave the HLO site through either the HLO2 or HLO3 Lobbies.  Both 
lobbies will be open and fully staffed 7 days a week, 24 hours a day.  To 
facilitate this change, the HLO2 East Card Reader Entrance, HLO1 Lobby, and 
HLO3 exterior turnstile will be closed except for use as emergency exits. 

Package/Material Inspection is only one facet of our improved security program. 
To date we have upgraded our security camera system to insure that critical 
areas (site exits, stockrooms) are monitored on a 24 hour basis; upgraded our 
perimeter door alarm coverage; improved property movement controls through 
shipping/receiving and security; and placed sensible controls on our cafeteria 
courtyard exits. 

Future enhancements will include increasing the control of vehicles and 
pedestrians into the HLO1 Shipping/Receiving and Finished Goods areas and the 
protection of ground level glass through the installation of glass break 
sensors. 

The adoption of these initiatives will increase the level of security for 
Digital Semiconductor employees. Your cooperation and assistance as we proceed 
with their implementation will contribute to the continued success of our 
business. 

Thank you.


The following Q&A includes many of the typically asked questions regarding the 
new inspection program. 
  
Q&A On Package/Material Inspection Program

WHY ARE WE IMPLEMENTING A PROGRAM?

The Package/Material Inspection Program is being implemented to allow us 
to better protect our assets: People, Product, Property and Information.  
With us moving into a merchant business model, the demand for our products 
is expected to increase. With increased demand there is a need to increase
our business controls. This program is a piece of the increased business 
controls.

HOW WILL THE INSPECTIONS BE CONDUCTED?

Inspections will be done in each of the lobbies every time you enter or
exit the facility  with a parcel, package, bag, briefcase, purse, etc.  
Security will do everything possible to make the process as quick and 
efficient as possible.

WILL PEOPLE BE HANDLING MY PROPERTY?

No, you will be asked to open the item so that the Security Officer 
may view the contents. If the Security Officer needs something moved 
in order to clearly see the contents, you will be asked to move it.
If Digital property is found without the required paperwork, it will 
be held until the issue is resolved.

WILL THIS CAUSE A PROBLEM WITH TRAFFIC FLOW THROUGH THE LOBBIES?

By the end of January we will have completed the additional hiring and
training of Security personnel necessary to minimize traffic flow
disruption in each of the lobbies. 

DO OTHERS IN THE INDUSTRY HAVE INSPECTION PROGRAMS?

Yes, Intel, Motorola, National Semiconductor, Texas Instruments and 
AMD have programs.  Several other Digital sites also have programs.

WILL VISITORS, VENDORS, CUSTOMERS AND CONTRACTORS PARTICIPATE?

Yes, everyone entering and leaving the site will participate in 
the inspection program.

WHAT WILL BE INSPECTED?

All packages and materials entering and leaving the site to include 
boxes, briefcases, purses, all types of bags, notebooks, and laptop 
carriers will be inspected.

HOW WILL LAPTOPS BE TREATED UNDER THE PROGRAM?

Company or personal laptop computers will need to have a Personal
Computer Sticker attached to them. To obtain a sticker for a company
owned laptop you must bring an appropriately signed property removal
pass to Security. To obtain a sticker for a personally owned laptop, a
bill of sale must be shown. All other personal property that could be
confused with company assets should be registered with security upon
arrival to the site. 

WHAT IF I REFUSE TO PARTICIPATE IN THE INSPECTION PROGRAM?

The Inspection Program is a site and company work policy.  U.S. 
Personnel Policy 8.11, Asset Protection, states that employees who 
refuse to participate in the inspection program will be subject to 
corrective action in accordance with U.S. Personnel Policy 6.21, 
Corrective Action and Discipline.

If you refuse to participate in an inspection, the officer will ask 
you for your name and badge number for follow-up with your manager and 
Personnel.    

WHAT ABOUT PERIMETER CARD READER ENTRY/EXIT POINTS?

The perimeter card readers will no longer be used to access/exit our 
buildings.  The HLO3 and HLO2 Lobbies will be open 7x24 and will be 
the only authorized access/egress points. 

WHAT IF I DON'T WANT MY PROPERTY INSPECTED?

Do not bring it into the facility. If you don't bring it in, you won't 
have anything to inspect when leaving. The purpose of this program is 
to deter activity that could be detrimental to both employees and Digital.  

WHAT IF SOMETHING IS FOUND?

You will be asked to provide paperwork for the removal of company 
assets or demonstrate that an item is personal property via a log 
entry in the Personal Property Log. If you are unable to provide the 
necessary paperwork or prove an item is personal property, the item 
will be held by Security and the issue will be worked through your manager.

WHY ARE WE INSPECTING MATERIAL/PACKAGES COMING INTO THE SITE?

Materials/packages are being inspected as they come into the site to 
ensure personal property is being registered, cameras and recording 
devices are accompanied by the appropriate paperwork, chemicals are 
not entering through the lobbies and that weapons are not being 
brought onto the property.

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12.11172SCASS1::BARBER_Ai was up above itTue Jan 30 1996 10:311
    Last minute packing.
12.11173GAVEL::JANDROWPartly To Mostly BlondeTue Jan 30 1996 11:314
    
    you coming to visit???
    
    
12.11174SCASS1::BARBER_Ai was up above itTue Jan 30 1996 12:433
    I am if you're going to Georgia too...!
    
    8)
12.11175GAVEL::JANDROWPartly To Mostly BlondeTue Jan 30 1996 12:464
    
    nope...:<  georgia may be on my mind, but it ain't in my schedule...
    
    
12.11176SCASS1::BARBER_Ai was up above itTue Jan 30 1996 12:475
    Well, Mass. is next on my list.
    
    Right next to Canada.
    
    8)
12.11177ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunTue Jan 30 1996 12:554
    
    April, please see an atlas, Canada and Mass are not next to each other.
    
    hth
12.11178BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityTue Jan 30 1996 12:594

	If in April's world they are next to each other, then I think we should
support her.... :-)
12.11179SCASS1::BARBER_Ai was up above itTue Jan 30 1996 13:043
    I meant next to each other on my list.
    
    Thanks for your support, Glen.  ;)
12.11180DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Tue Jan 30 1996 13:5110
    
    
    	re: Jim
    
    	I certainly hope they're going to have more than one guard
    	in the lobbies or there's gonna be quite the backlog!  Inspecting
    	every briefcase and pocketbook?!  
    
    	JJ
    
12.11181CNTROL::JENNISONJeremiah 33:3Tue Jan 30 1996 13:5911
    
    	Jim,
    
    	I never saw that memo!  Of course, I never get any reader's
    	choice mail.
    
    	What a pain!  Especially the closing of the key-card access
    	entries.  Kinda makes that auxilliary parking lot beside HLO2
    	useless...
    
    
12.11182BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityTue Jan 30 1996 14:039

	Karen, the are supposed to have trained a whole batch of new recuits to
handle the extra flow of people, the extra searches, etc. But you're right. I
usually park at the side parking lot for HLO2. My office is right near there. I
guess I will come in early from now on to park over towards the door.


Glen
12.11183SMURF::BINDERManus Celer DeiTue Jan 30 1996 14:095
    .11171
    
    I don't believe they have the right to require an employee to deface
    his or her personal property.  Affixing a sticker to a laptop does
    constitute defacement, I'll wager.
12.11184POLAR::RICHARDSONCaptain DunselTue Jan 30 1996 14:121
    At least you don't have to go through a metal detector like we do.
12.11185BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityTue Jan 30 1996 14:196
| <<< Note 12.11184 by POLAR::RICHARDSON "Captain Dunsel" >>>

| At least you don't have to go through a metal detector like we do.

	Does the metal plate in your head set it off? I told you that china
would have been better.
12.11186POLAR::RICHARDSONCaptain DunselTue Jan 30 1996 14:191
    They don't have metal detectors in china?  I find this hard to believe.
12.11187BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityTue Jan 30 1996 14:231
	everything is plastic....
12.11188MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Tue Jan 30 1996 14:2612
>    I don't believe they have the right to require an employee to deface
>    his or her personal property.  Affixing a sticker to a laptop does
>    constitute defacement, I'll wager.

Correct. The article also mentioned that you have two other options, though -
    1) Register the article upon entry and check out upon removal, which
       will cost you (and them) extra time and trouble
    2) Don't bring it in to begin with

"Friendly"? No. "Convenient"? No. TS. And welcome to The New DIGITAL.


12.11189what's the freedom worth to you?WAHOO::LEVESQUEmemory canyonTue Jan 30 1996 14:312
    An alternative would be to allow the continued pilferage to occur, and
    simply deduct the replacement costs from HLO employee salaries...
12.11190POLAR::RICHARDSONCaptain DunselTue Jan 30 1996 14:321
    You get used to it really. Everybody at KAO has.
12.11191ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunTue Jan 30 1996 14:363
    
    let me see your passport, please. trust me on this, it will only hurt
    for a second.
12.11192WECARE::GRIFFINJohn Griffin ZKO1-3/B31 381-1159Tue Jan 30 1996 14:373
    Didn't Johnny Cash do a song about an autoworker who pilfered his
    way to a new car, one piece at a time?
    
12.11193SMURF::WALTERSTue Jan 30 1996 14:458
    I got it one chip at a time
    It didn't cost me a dime
    You'll know it's me when I log on the net.
    Its paths are eight bits wide
    There's an alpha on the side
    And the biggest bloody bus that I could get.
    
    
12.11194SMURF::BINDERManus Celer DeiTue Jan 30 1996 14:4618
    .11188
    
    > you have two other options, though -
    > 1) Register the article upon entry and check out upon removal...
    
    Not for a laptop, you don't.
    
    > Company or personal laptop computers will need to have a Personal
    > Computer Sticker attached to them. To obtain a sticker for a company
    > owned laptop you must bring an appropriately signed property removal
    > pass to Security. To obtain a sticker for a personally owned laptop, a
    > bill of sale must be shown.
    
    No option is given for laptops.
    
    I'd be happy to check it in and out each day, in the full recognition
    that I was creating trouble for them.  I have some Luddite tendencies
    that need to be exercised occasionally.  :-)
12.11195re: DickMOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Tue Jan 30 1996 14:5416
I read that. I also read the following, and assumed (perhaps, although
not necessarily, incorrectly) that it was possible to have items, including
personal laptops, recorded/registered in the Personal Property Log.

>You will be asked to provide paperwork for the removal of company 
>assets or demonstrate that an item is personal property via a log 
>entry in the Personal Property Log. If you are unable to provide the 
>necessary paperwork or prove an item is personal property, the item 

My guess would be that if that isn't the intent, sufficient pressure brought 
to bear by by a few savvy managers will be sufficient to induce Security to 
correct their oversight and make this concession.

Perhaps our good 'Tine, resident Security rep., can help us better
understand.

12.11196SMURF::BINDERManus Celer DeiTue Jan 30 1996 15:0111
    ttht.
    
    Had a power hit last week.  TV stopped working.  Pulled the back off it
    and, in my best _Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance_ style,
    removed and reinstalled the fuse, thus convincing the TV that I had
    fixed it.  It believed me.
    
    Turned it on last night.  Nothing.  Did the fuse thing again, it
    worked.  Except for the sound, there is no sound.  I just know my karma
    is getting even for something, but dagnabbit, I don't want to buy a new
    TV just now.
12.11197BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Tue Jan 30 1996 15:069
    
    >Except for the sound, there is no sound.
    
    	Wow, my brain hurts.
    
    
    	And did you try to scuff the contacts on the fuse or the place
    	that the fuse plugs into?  Might have a bad connection.
    
12.11198BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityTue Jan 30 1996 15:064

	Dick, I think the ice damns talked to the tv before you got rid of
them. They probably convinced the tv that you were gonna destroy them. 
12.11199SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Tue Jan 30 1996 15:199
    re: searches at HLO
    
    
    	It's certainly going to be a different way of life for us around
    here. I'm sure we'll get used to it alright, but I still don't like the
    idea. It lowers ones self esteem to be searched like a common theif.
    
    
    jim
12.11200WAHOO::LEVESQUEmemory canyonTue Jan 30 1996 15:203
    TTHSN:
    
     Some douchebag egged my car while I was watching the Superbowl.
12.11201SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIToo many politicians, not enough warriors.Tue Jan 30 1996 15:2210
    
    
    Pheeeeew!!
    
    Tough neighborhood over there in Hudson.. huh??
    
    Were they brown eggs???
    
    (I thought I used white...)
    
12.11202ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunTue Jan 30 1996 15:226
    
    thief
    
    nnttm
    
    well, Jim that is the whole idea.
12.11203WAHOO::LEVESQUEmemory canyonTue Jan 30 1996 15:263
    >Tough neighborhood over there in Hudson.. huh??
    
     Nah, it happened in Nashua. 
12.11204BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityTue Jan 30 1996 15:2911

	Jim, I certainly can understand why they need to make security stricter
around here, with the thefts and all. But I wonder if it will be like all the
other times. Where they go a couple of weeks gun ho, and then go back to their
old selves. Of course this is the 1st time that Fred Smith has initiated
anything, so it may be different. And they did hire more people, so...who
knows? 



12.11206SMURF::WALTERSTue Jan 30 1996 15:302
    
    You WERE just a good cook.  Now you're Eggon Runny.
12.11205SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIToo many politicians, not enough warriors.Tue Jan 30 1996 15:324
    >Nah, it happened in Nashua.
    
    Maybe we should ask the whereabouts of one Dick Binder at the time???
    
12.11207CSLALL::HENDERSONWe shall behold Him!Tue Jan 30 1996 15:3716


>	Jim, I certainly can understand why they need to make security stricter
>around here, with the thefts and all. But I wonder if it will be like all the


 "more strict" 




 hth 



12.11208SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Tue Jan 30 1996 15:558
    
    	re: Glen
    
    	we'll see I suppose. I'd be willing to bet once the night guys get
    to know you that you won't be searched any more....
    
    
    jim
12.11209POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Tear-Off BottomsTue Jan 30 1996 15:595
    
    Everything.  I hate absolutely everything.
    
    Am I dead yet?
    
12.11210GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERbe nice, be happyTue Jan 30 1996 16:006
    
    
    Hopefully they'll catch the scum who's stealing and prosecute them.
    
    
    
12.11211BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Tue Jan 30 1996 16:004
    
    	Are you going to refuse to be searched on the grounds that it viol-
    	ates your constitutional rights?
    
12.11212BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Tue Jan 30 1996 16:016
    
    >    Am I dead yet?
    
    
    	Not sure ... can I check you for a heartbeat?
    
12.11213SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIToo many politicians, not enough warriors.Tue Jan 30 1996 16:016
    
    > Am I dead yet?
    
    I hope not!!!  I need to pick up a certain item from you before you go
    down the Styx!!!
    
12.11214CNTROL::JENNISONJeremiah 33:3Tue Jan 30 1996 16:0612
    
    	I'm sure there are multiple thiefs around.
    
    	I've had a calculator and a fan stolen.  
    
    	One day, when we were taking up a collection for a "going-away"
    gift, someone stole $20 out of the envelope.
    
    	I'm not against the extra security.
    
    	Karen
    
12.11215SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Tue Jan 30 1996 16:109
    
    
    	re: refusal on constitutional grounds
    
    	bzztt! wrong! Digital is a private company and we are on private
    property. You may refuse to be searched, but you will be disciplined.
    Digital can set whatever rules it wishes to inside its doors.
    
    jim
12.11216Would be much easier to keep up with ::SINGLESBUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Tue Jan 30 1996 16:113
    
    	So if they think you're ugly they can shoot you on sight?
    
12.11217SMURF::BINDERManus Celer DeiTue Jan 30 1996 16:237
    .11214
    
    > One day, when we were taking up a collection for a "going-away"
    > gift, someone stole $20 out of the envelope.
    
    Please explain to us how extra security in the lobbies will prevent
    theft in the office areas.
12.11218CNTROL::JENNISONJeremiah 33:3Tue Jan 30 1996 16:233
    
    	If you were still around...
    
12.11219re: shawnSUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Tue Jan 30 1996 16:2510
    
    	that would be murder. Murder is a crime that transends the
    boundaries of Digital. Let's think for a moment shall we.
    Digital has codes of conduct (orangebook). They may not place you in
    danger, but they may certainly require you to dress, speak, and act in
    a certain manner while you are in their building or working for them.
    
    	They may fire you for being ugly, but you could always sue. :*)
    
    jim
12.11220CNTROL::JENNISONJeremiah 33:3Tue Jan 30 1996 16:267
    
    	Dick, it was in support of my claim that there were multiple
    	thiefs around, which was in response to someone else's comment
    	about catching the scum.
    
    	hth
    
12.11221GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERbe nice, be happyTue Jan 30 1996 16:287
    
    
    Hang in there, Mz. Deb.......
    
    
    
    Mike
12.11222BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Tue Jan 30 1996 16:406
    
    	Someone is parked very close to my car ... gotta be within 50',
    	so it appears.  Luckily I have the Supra and not the Duster.
    
    	When I find out who she is she's in big trouble.
    
12.11223SCASS1::BARBER_Ai was up above itTue Jan 30 1996 16:441
    she?
12.11224INCOMING!!!!!!!SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIToo many politicians, not enough warriors.Tue Jan 30 1996 16:451
    
12.11225POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Tear-Off BottomsTue Jan 30 1996 16:466
    
    It's a third person singular pronoun in the nominative case,
    female gender.
    
    hth.
     
12.11226SCASS1::BARBER_Ai was up above itTue Jan 30 1996 16:471
    Who asked you?
12.11227INCOMING!!!!!!!!SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIToo many politicians, not enough warriors.Tue Jan 30 1996 16:481
    
12.11228POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Tear-Off BottomsTue Jan 30 1996 16:484
    
    
    I see someone missed her nap today.
    
12.11229BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Tue Jan 30 1996 16:488
    
    	... but that's not important right now.  Right, Jim?  Jack?
    
    
    	Of course it's gotta be a she ... guys understand things like
    	"space".  Women are the opposite, and tend to err more on the
    	"crowding" side.
    
12.11230CSLALL::HENDERSONWe shall behold Him!Tue Jan 30 1996 16:5010


 I'm stayin' outta this one, Bud.




 Jim    

12.11231BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Tue Jan 30 1996 16:513
    
    	Sorry, that was just for the "Airplane!" reference.
    
12.11232CSLALL::HENDERSONWe shall behold Him!Tue Jan 30 1996 16:553

 Oh, well, then I agree ;-)
12.11233!!SCASS1::BARBER_Ai was up above itTue Jan 30 1996 17:153
    8)
    
    Oops, forgot the smiley, Mz_Deb.
12.11234RUSURE::MELVINTen Zero, Eleven Zero Zero by Zero 2Tue Jan 30 1996 17:456
So, if they find something that you own, but cannot PROVE you own, they will
confiscate it????  That to me would be pure simple premediated theft on their
part.  They should have to show that it is their property before they can
take it away.  No employee agreement says they get to steal YOUR property!!!

12.11235Melvin!POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Tear-Off BottomsTue Jan 30 1996 17:461
    
12.11236exRUSURE::MELVINTen Zero, Eleven Zero Zero by Zero 2Tue Jan 30 1996 17:496
huh?????
 <<< Note 12.11235 by POWDML::HANGGELI "Little Chamber of Tear-Off Bottoms" >>>
                                  -< Melvin! >-

    

12.11237hi 8^)POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Tear-Off BottomsTue Jan 30 1996 17:532
    
    
12.11238POLAR::RICHARDSONCaptain DunselTue Jan 30 1996 17:542
    Okay Melvin, I've seen the pn long enough. They're coordinates for
    something. What? What?
12.11239CONSLT::MCBRIDEpack light, keep low, move fast, reload oftenTue Jan 30 1996 17:552
    They are the double secret coordinates for the High Council of the
    Tri-lateral Commission.  
12.11240BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Tue Jan 30 1996 18:184
    
    	Joe, I guess that was Deb's way of saying "Welcome back ... long
    	time, no hear".
    
12.11241ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunTue Jan 30 1996 18:195
    
    so they are tightening security at HLO, BFD. I used to work in security
    for an outside agency before being hired by Dec. The searching of
    briefcases ans boxes, etc was common procedure. No big deal. You must
    have a fairly LARGE theft problem to have had this happen.
12.11242Vere are your paperz...SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIToo many politicians, not enough warriors.Tue Jan 30 1996 18:201
    
12.11243BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Tue Jan 30 1996 18:217
    
    	PKO3 [?] was doing it last I knew.
    
    	But they're a training center, and play host to employees as well
    	as non-employees, so they probably do it for a different [but sim-
    	ilar] reason.
    
12.11244SMURF::BINDERManus Celer DeiTue Jan 30 1996 18:334
    ttht.
    
    Colleague just walked in, she's doing the rounds to tell us in the
    group that she gave notice this morning.
12.11245RUSURE::MELVINTen Zero, Eleven Zero Zero by Zero 2Tue Jan 30 1996 18:4914
>    for an outside agency before being hired by Dec. The searching of
>    briefcases ans boxes, etc was common procedure. No big deal. You must
>    have a fairly LARGE theft problem to have had this happen.

But it is not just searching, according to the memo.  It can extend to
confiscation of personal property if you cannot not prove that it is yours
(despite the fact that Digital cannot prove that it is theirs).  That is
a bit beyond what I've encountered in other places where searching takes
place.

10-0 11-0-0 by 02 = coordinates of gallifrey, so that council response was not
                    too far off :-).

-Joe
12.11246ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunTue Jan 30 1996 19:355
    
    .11236
    
    Joe, what mz_debra meant to say was " Joe, you handsome stud muffin,
    get thee to topic 19 and sign in" or something to that effect.
12.11247MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Tue Jan 30 1996 19:412
Somehow, I don't feel that it's appropriate that Mr. Melvin "introduce 
himself" in the 'box, Mark.
12.11248ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunTue Jan 30 1996 19:443
    
    well Jack, you could be right, I have no clue as to who he is. I'll
    defer to your vast knowledge, you being so lucky and all. :-)
12.11249BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityTue Jan 30 1996 20:057
| <<< Note 12.11208 by SUBPAC::SADIN "Freedom isn't free." >>>


| we'll see I suppose. I'd be willing to bet once the night guys get
| to know you that you won't be searched any more....

	Well.... I'll have to make sure they don't get to know me, then!
12.11250BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityTue Jan 30 1996 20:067
| <<< Note 12.11211 by BUSY::SLABOUNTY "Don't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448" >>>


| Are you going to refuse to be searched on the grounds that it violates your 
| constitutional rights?

	It states you do it, or they take disciplinary action. Your choice.
12.11251BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityTue Jan 30 1996 20:079
| <<< Note 12.11220 by CNTROL::JENNISON "Jeremiah 33:3" >>>


| Dick, it was in support of my claim that there were multiple
| thiefs around, which was in response to someone else's comment
| about catching the scum.

	Hey everyone! It's Karen's fault that we have to be searched!!!!

12.11252BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityTue Jan 30 1996 20:108
| <<< Note 12.11245 by RUSURE::MELVIN "Ten Zero, Eleven Zero Zero by Zero 2" >>>


| 10-0 11-0-0 by 02 = coordinates of gallifrey, so that council response was not
|                     too far off :-).


	The High Council of Timelord's responses are usually off...... ;-)
12.11253TROOA::BUTKOVICHI come in peaceWed Jan 31 1996 03:193
    I was about five minutes late getting home tonight - how do I know this
    you might ask?  Because the dog left me a present, and it was still
    warm..... eeeewwwwww   :-(
12.11254SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Wed Jan 31 1996 10:0818
    
    
    	re: -1
    
    	ack! that brings back some GROSS memories. I watch my parents farm
    for them when they go on vacation (I take care of the animals, make
    sure fences are intact, etc). Well, the german shepherd they have was a
    bit ill during on vacation.....he had an attack of "loose stools" in
    the computer room. Now, this wouldn't be so bad except for the fact
    that he was a rather large dog and the floor is hardwood. Can you say,
    splatter? Yup. He went in the center of the floor and managed to
    speckle all four walls. Great thing to walk in to. 
    
    <sniff - sniff> "Where is that smell coming from? AW #%^#!!!"
    
    :)
    
    jim
12.11255BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityWed Jan 31 1996 11:0910

	This morning I have my uvula appointment. I find out when the surgery
will be done. I looked at the card to make sure that it was 9:00 am, and it
was. 9:00 am YESTERDAY!!!!   GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!  I will call around
8:30 this morning to see if they have a cancellation for today that I could
get.


Glen
12.11256GAVEL::JANDROWPartly To Mostly BlondeWed Jan 31 1996 11:2716
    
    tth:  finding out that my 11 year-old sister is in the hospital and has
    been for the last 8 days.  she is bi-polar and has been taking lithium. 
    that is until her father's wench of a girlfriend told her that only
    people who are really <bleep>ed up need to take lithium.  so she
    stopped taking it (what 11 year-old wants to think she is messed up). 
    3 days later she was admitted to columbia mainland hospital in texas
    city.  off and on security watch for the first few days.  punched out a
    plexiglass window.  had to be sedated a few times.  i talked to her last 
    nite and she kept refering to herself as insane.  said the nurse there 
    said everyone there was insane.  nice way to deal with a child who
    already has a serious self-esteem problem...
    
    and being 1500 miles away makes this just so much easier to deal
    with...
   
12.11257MAIL1::CRANEWed Jan 31 1996 11:292
    .11256
    I hope everything works out for her. 
12.11258CSLALL::HENDERSONWe shall behold Him!Wed Jan 31 1996 11:523

 Yow, raq...sorry to hear that. 
12.11259GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERbe nice, be happyWed Jan 31 1996 12:035
    
    
    Rough one, Raq.  Hope things work out.
    
    Mike
12.11260ROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150 kts. is TOO slow!Wed Jan 31 1996 12:096
    Raq,
    
    Well, that stinks.  I hope somebody tells that stepmother to keep her
    @#$%^ nose out of other people's business!
    
    Bob
12.11261RUSURE::EDPAlways mount a scratch monkey.Wed Jan 31 1996 12:1615
    Re .11171:
    
    > If you are unable to provide the necessary paperwork or prove an
    > item is personal property, the item  will be held by Security and the
    > issue will be worked through your manager.
    
    If Digital "holds" any of my property, I will immediately go to the
    police and file a theft report.
    
    
    				-- edp
    
                                       
Public key fingerprint:  8e ad 63 61 ba 0c 26 86  32 0a 7d 28 db e7 6f 75
To find PGP, read note 2688.4 in Humane::IBMPC_Shareware.
12.11262SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Wed Jan 31 1996 12:1724
    
    	raq,
    
    	my wife is bi-polar and takes lithium (along with a few other
    meds). She's been in mental institutions for periods of time. I managed
    to keep her in private hospitals (at the cost of $600 per day!), and
    even those weren't great. But compared to a state-run facility, they
    are paradise! I'm not at all suprised to hear the nurses comment if
    she's in a state run facility. The stories I heard from other residents
    at the facility were frightening. Male nurses taking advantage of
    female residents, etc. 
    
    	re: stopping lithium
    
    	arg! Just like some people need to take insulin, some people need
    to take lithium to keep their lithium levels up to normal. It's not a
    drug that alters your psychy in any way, it just brings the bodys
    chemical makeup back into balance. Stopping cold turkey is a good way
    to get yourself in trouble fast. I will keep your sister in my prayers.
    Slap your father's SO upside the head.
    
    
    jim
           
12.11263USAT05::HALLRCome to the Throne of GraceWed Jan 31 1996 12:192
    chipped a filling and gotta wait for tommorrow before the dentist can
    see me; hurts even to breathe :-(
12.11264CSLALL::HENDERSONWe shall behold Him!Wed Jan 31 1996 12:1911


 There was talk of putting my son in a state hospital.  I took care of
 that right quick.





 Jim
12.11265SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Wed Jan 31 1996 12:399
    
    	re: chipped filling
    
    	they sell wax "ear-plugs" in CVS that could also double as a
    temporary filling for your tooth. Try finding some wax and filling the
    tooth for now.
    
    	jim (who remembers putting wax on his braces to keep them from
    cutting his gums!)
12.11266CONSLT::MCBRIDEpack light, keep low, move fast, reload oftenWed Jan 31 1996 12:5210
    TTHLN:
    
    Twisted my knee skiing.  Jumped into a clinic after racing and caught
    an edge, fell backwards and felt the knee pop.  Same knee that was
    rebuilt 4 years ago.  I can walk on it and I seem to have full range of
    motion but lateral and twisting movements give me a nice little
    reminder that all is not well.  Not much swelling though.  I do not want 
    to go through another knee operation.  Damn, damn, damn, damn.
    
    Brian 
12.11267CSLALL::HENDERSONWe shall behold Him!Wed Jan 31 1996 12:5211


 treacherous walking conditions in the parking lot this AM, though I'm sure
 one noter in here with the close in parking place didn't have to experience
 them.




 Jim
12.11268WAHOO::LEVESQUEmemory canyonWed Jan 31 1996 12:561
    Next time drag your butt outta bed before the snow starts. :-)
12.11269MKOTS3::JMARTINBye Bye Mrs. Dougherty!Wed Jan 31 1996 13:023
 ZZ    This morning I have my uvula appointment.
    
    Glen, is this a car or is this a part of the human body?
12.11270DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Wed Jan 31 1996 13:3118
    
    
    	Jack,
    
    	I had to read that one a couple times myself.  =)
    
    
    	TTHT    {bleeping}  front loader was out pushing snow
    		around again at 6:00 this morning.
    
    		I'm still quite tired.
    
    		I have to do a speech tonite for my public speaking
    		class and I haven't watched the tape from my first
    		speech yet.
    
    		More snow coming this weekend.
    
12.11271GAVEL::JANDROWPartly To Mostly BlondeWed Jan 31 1996 13:3913
    
    well, jim s...for the record...it was HER father's so, not mine.  my
    father lets a little as possible get between him and his kids, and i
    don't think a woman would be one of those things.  i never really cared
    for her father while he was my stepdad...there was just something about
    him i didn't like.  and this just adds to it...
    
    and thanks all for the well wishes...but if you would, direct them
    towards katy ...
    
    -raq
    
    
12.11272SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Wed Jan 31 1996 13:467
    
    	oops! sorry raq...didn't mean to get dad/stepdad mixed up.
    
    	I will direct towards Katy...
    
    
    jim
12.11273BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityWed Jan 31 1996 14:186
| <<< Note 12.11261 by RUSURE::EDP "Always mount a scratch monkey." >>>

| If Digital "holds" any of my property, I will immediately go to the
| police and file a theft report.

	Why do I not doubt this? :-)
12.11274BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityWed Jan 31 1996 14:219
| <<< Note 12.11269 by MKOTS3::JMARTIN "Bye Bye Mrs. Dougherty!" >>>

| ZZ    This morning I have my uvula appointment.

| Glen, is this a car or is this a part of the human body?

	Jack, it's the little punching bag in the back of your throat. It is
the gag reflex. They are going to make it smaller, as when my alergies kick in,
the thing touches my tongue. Not cool
12.11275BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityWed Jan 31 1996 14:227
| <<< Note 12.11270 by DECWIN::JUDY "That's *Ms. Bitch* to you!" >>>


| TTHT    {bleeping}  front loader was out pushing snow
| around again at 6:00 this morning.

	Judy.... you still have snow to push? 
12.11276BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityWed Jan 31 1996 14:237

	raq.... bummer about your sister. She will be in my prayers. 



Glen
12.11277BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Wed Jan 31 1996 14:249
    
>	Jack, it's the little punching bag in the back of your throat. It is
>the gag reflex. They are going to make it smaller, as when my alergies kick in,
>the thing touches my tongue. Not cool
    
    
    	Allergies.  Uh-huh.  Yup, I'm sure that's why you're making it
    	smaller.
    
12.11278NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Jan 31 1996 14:272
Glen, they're making that thing that hangs down smaller?!  I've never heard
of _that_ kind of surgery.
12.11279MKOTS3::JMARTINBye Bye Mrs. Dougherty!Wed Jan 31 1996 14:331
    To be honest I thought it was pig latin for Vulva!
12.11280SMURF::BINDERManus Celer DeiWed Jan 31 1996 14:393
    No, Jack, that would be ulvavay.
    
    /hth
12.11281TROOA::BUTKOVICHI come in peaceWed Jan 31 1996 14:403
    <----  ha ha ha  8*)
    
    If Glen had one of those, we'd have to call him Gwen!
12.11282BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityWed Jan 31 1996 14:445
| <<< Note 12.11281 by TROOA::BUTKOVICH "I come in peace" >>>

| If Glen had one of those, we'd have to call him Gwen!

	My niece used to call me that.... when she was little....
12.11283DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Wed Jan 31 1996 14:5015
    
    
    	Glen...
    
    	I don't, no.  But the pile next to the fire station is
    	so huge, I don't think it will melt until August.  If
    	it's so important for them to keep pushing it out of
    	the way (though I don't see how it *is* in the way), why
    	don't they just haul it off in a dump truck like they
    	most of the other snow??!
    
    	In fact, I think I'll call town hall and find out who
    	I can direct that question to.......
    
    	
12.11284SCASS1::GUINEO::MOOREGetOuttaMyChairWed Jan 31 1996 15:216
    > chipped a filling and gotta wait for tommorrow before the dentist can
    > see me; hurts even to breathe :-(
    
    Those vibrators can be tricky...
    
    ;^)
12.11285SCASS1::GUINEO::MOOREGetOuttaMyChairWed Jan 31 1996 15:228
    
    Raq,
    
    Sorry to here about your sister.  Best wishes, and hope things get back
    to normal, whatever that is in this world.
    
    Barry
    
12.11286BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityWed Jan 31 1996 16:027
| <<< Note 12.11283 by DECWIN::JUDY "That's *Ms. Bitch* to you!" >>>

| In fact, I think I'll call town hall and find out who I can direct that 
| question to.......

	JJ... make sure you let them know about your p-name.... ;-)

12.11287DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Wed Jan 31 1996 16:149
    
    
    	snicker......  well they weren't much help.  Pretty much
    	gave me the runaround and "deal with it" kinda thing....
    
    	'nother thing to hate.  Realizing that at 24 my brother
    	still hasn't grown up. 
    
    
12.11288SCASS1::BARBER_Ai was up above itWed Jan 31 1996 16:1910
    raq,
    
    Sorry to hear about your sis.
    
    Thing will get better soon.
    
    Keep up communications with her, you're probably the most sane person 
    she's got right now.
    
    'pril
12.11289WMOIS::GIROUARD_CThu Feb 01 1996 09:494
    sorry to hear that Brian. did you win anything? :-)
    
    ...and Glen, that gag reflex remark opens the door to a infinite number
    "gags", but i'm not going anywhere near any of them! :-)
12.11290GAVEL::JANDROWPartly To Mostly BlondeThu Feb 01 1996 11:416
    
    went to the grocery store last nite to pick up a few things (60 bucks
    later...) and i was in the cookie/cracker aisle and got a peak at the
    selection of 'famous amos' cookies and i started to cry...
    
    
12.11291SMURF::WALTERSThu Feb 01 1996 11:545
    > got a peak 
    
    Thanks for the tip.  I'll just show a box of cookies to my wife on
    those nights that I have a headache.
    
12.11292CONSLT::MCBRIDEpack light, keep low, move fast, reload oftenThu Feb 01 1996 12:283
    No, didn't win anything but I did get my butt pinched and thighs fondled
    by a couple of overly familiar members of the opposite sex tyvm.  I
    hated it I tell you, just hated it.  
12.11293WAHOO::LEVESQUEmemory canyonThu Feb 01 1996 12:352
    TTHT: office politics/personal prejudices winning out over technical
    merit. <seethe>
12.11294SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIToo many politicians, not enough warriors.Thu Feb 01 1996 13:053
    
    So? What else is new with DEC??
    
12.11295ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunThu Feb 01 1996 13:104
    
    the artic freeze that we are in here in chicago. silly little camaro
    didn't want to start yesterday, after $620 worth of prompting it got
    the idea. I am looking forward to buying a newer one soon, yes i am.
12.11296POLAR::RICHARDSONCaptain DunselThu Feb 01 1996 13:201
12.112978^)POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Tear-Off BottomsThu Feb 01 1996 13:225
    
    I should think that belongs in TTLT because to the best of our
    knowledge you're not IN Winnipeg.
    
    
12.11298ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunThu Feb 01 1996 13:224
    
    It's - 23 C here in chicago, and getting colder everyday until Monday
    or Tuesday at the earliest. only one more freezing month left of
    winter, thank god.
12.11299BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Thu Feb 01 1996 13:223
    
    	Battis, what do you expect from a Camaro??
    
12.11300ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunThu Feb 01 1996 13:242
    
    <----- performance, of course.
12.11301WAHOO::LEVESQUEmemory canyonThu Feb 01 1996 13:241
    bwahahahaha!
12.11302ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunThu Feb 01 1996 13:262
    
    doctah, are you implying that the camaro is not a sports machine??
12.11303CONSLT::MCBRIDEpack light, keep low, move fast, reload oftenThu Feb 01 1996 13:383
    Um, yes, I think he is.  
    
    
12.11304ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunThu Feb 01 1996 13:402
    
    <----- Brian, not much gets by you lately.
12.11305PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BThu Feb 01 1996 13:472
 .11304  especially no Camaros.
12.11306ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunThu Feb 01 1996 13:512
    
    my camaro is fast, faster than ANY Ford product. hth
12.11307POLAR::RICHARDSONCaptain DunselThu Feb 01 1996 13:521
    You got the 6 speed Z?
12.11308HANNAH::MODICAJourneyman NoterThu Feb 01 1996 13:545
    
    > my camaro is fast, faster than ANY Ford product. hth
    
    Try again. NOTHING, NOTHING can rust faster that my Ford Van.
    htctufy
12.11309SMURF::BINDERManus Celer DeiThu Feb 01 1996 15:055
    ttht.
    
    Leaned over just wrong, pushed at just the wrong angle on a printer I
    was moving, and my back crumbled in agony.  After 800 mg of ibuprofen,
    this still sux.
12.11310CSLALL::HENDERSONWe shall behold Him!Thu Feb 01 1996 15:0911


 Eeesh, sorry to hear that Mr. Binder.  Many years ago I bent over to pick
 up a potato chip off the floor (to deposit in the refuse container) and 
 couldn't get back up.  Six weeks and an operation later, I was back at
 work.



 Jim
12.11311PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BThu Feb 01 1996 15:124

 it's not always easy to get back up when the chips are down.

12.11312ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunThu Feb 01 1996 15:132
    
    <--- was that a back lays potatoe chip?
12.11313POLAR::RICHARDSONCaptain DunselThu Feb 01 1996 15:232
    A word to the Wise, Mark, if you're going to pun, make sure it's your
    bag.
12.11314BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Thu Feb 01 1996 15:2511
    
    	RE: Battis
    
    	I think the Mustang Cobra would give you a very good run for your
    	money.  Let me rephrase that ... I think you'd lose.
    
    
    	RE: Diane
    
    	Waaahahaha!!
    
12.11315NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Feb 01 1996 15:522
I think it's disgusting the way people think they're Frito pun about others'
misfortunes.
12.11316ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunThu Feb 01 1996 15:562
    
    your right Gerald, it probably has ruffled a few feathers.
12.11317BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Thu Feb 01 1996 16:003
    
    	There's a fine line between the right Gerald and the wrong Gerald.
    
12.11318POLAR::RICHARDSONCaptain DunselThu Feb 01 1996 16:021
    I don't have a right gerald.
12.11319SMURF::WALTERSThu Feb 01 1996 16:041
    <- candidate for Geraldo. "People without right geralds".  
12.11320POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Tear-Off BottomsThu Feb 01 1996 17:078
    
    Laptop repairs!
    
    My manager's laptop is on the fritz, and Field Service doesn't do
    onsite calls for them.  You have to pay almost $800 just for the
    privilege of sending the effing thing back to the repair center!
    
    
12.11321NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Feb 01 1996 17:092
Better your manager's laptop is on the fritz than Fritz is on your manager's
lap.
12.11322ROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150 kts. is TOO slow!Thu Feb 01 1996 17:309
    re: .11320
    
    Don't worry about it.  There will soon be a policy that says managers
    at MSO are exempt from that requirement.
    
    You should see the effect that policy has on sales reps and sales
    support folks in the field...
    
    Bob
12.11323POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Tear-Off BottomsThu Feb 01 1996 17:344
    
    ...are you pulling my leg 8^)?  Or am I just lucky to work at MSO?
    
    
12.11324RUSURE::MELVINTen Zero, Eleven Zero Zero by Zero 2Thu Feb 01 1996 17:358
>    get thee to topic 19 and sign in" or something to that effect.

"come into the parlor and introduce your youself" said the piranha spiders to
the fly.....  

I'll have to think about that offer :-).

-Joe
12.11325DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Thu Feb 01 1996 17:484
    
    
    	Snicker.....didn't take him long to figure us out did it?  =)
    
12.11326ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunThu Feb 01 1996 17:512
    
    <---- took him a couple of days to even respond to my note JJ.
12.11327ROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150 kts. is TOO slow!Thu Feb 01 1996 17:537
    re: .11323
    
    Give that most of the rules in Digital seem to be made by people who
    will not be affected by them, I figure it's only a matter of time
    before that rule is changed since they were unexpectedly affected.
    
    Bob
12.11328POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Tear-Off BottomsThu Feb 01 1996 19:196
    
    Hanging files!
    
    Why can't they come assembled?  My hands look like I've been through
    WWIII 8^(.
    
12.11329ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunThu Feb 01 1996 19:225
    
    << Hanging files!
    
    
    did they get the choice of that or lethal injection?
12.11330ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunFri Feb 02 1996 11:175
    
    this effing weather -20F this a.m. -48F with windchill. No wonder my
    car didn't start today. even with a new battery. this has been the 5th
    straight day of below zero weather. even colder for the weekend, no
    letup in sight. 
12.11331POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Tear-Off BottomsFri Feb 02 1996 12:5611
    
    Called the oil company Tuesday night as my tank was very low.  They
    promised to come Wednesday.  I didn't check to make sure they did 8^p. 
    Was down in the basement last night and noticed the gauge was on E. 
    They hadn't come!  So I called again and they promised to come today.
    
    Of course, I ran out of oil during the night.  No heat, no hot water. 
    And now the oil company says they'll charge for a service call to
    restart the burner 8^/.
    
    
12.11332ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunFri Feb 02 1996 12:593
    
    deb, tell them you will perform Lorena Bobitt surgery on them if they
    don't make it out today.
12.11333BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Fri Feb 02 1996 13:024
    
    	And THEN toss it down the garbage disposal if they even consider
    	charging you to re-start the burner.
    
12.11334CSLALL::HENDERSONWe shall behold Him!Fri Feb 02 1996 13:0510

 Gee, that's tough, deb.  FWIW, I got up to a nice warm apt this morning,
 and took a nice, long, hot shower.  My apt was so hot I thought about
 opening a window to cool it off.




 Jim
12.11335POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Tear-Off BottomsFri Feb 02 1996 13:136
    
    Yeah...well...I was here so early that I got a parking space RIGHT BY
    THE DOOR!
    
    Beat that one!
    
12.11336CONSLT::MCBRIDEpack light, keep low, move fast, reload oftenFri Feb 02 1996 13:141
    Um, Jim, I think that goes in the insult/injury note.  HTH
12.11337CSLALL::HENDERSONWe shall behold Him!Fri Feb 02 1996 13:2214
    
>    Yeah...well...I was here so early that I got a parking space RIGHT BY
>    THE DOOR!
    
 

 Yeah, well..I enjoyed a nice, long brisk walk through the parking lot
 into the building, filling me with energy to face the day ahead.



 Jim    

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12.11342TROOA::trp669.tro.dec.com::ChrisI come in peaceFri Feb 02 1996 13:321
Deb - I suggest you change oil companies to Esso.  :-)
12.11343POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Tear-Off BottomsFri Feb 02 1996 13:334
    
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12.11344ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunFri Feb 02 1996 13:405
    
    well deb, last I checked Exxon was going for 78 1/2 or so......
    
    and iffen you have a few hundred shares or thousand, are you free
    to marry? :-)
12.11345DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Fri Feb 02 1996 13:437
    
    
    	I would definitely tell them to go take a flying leap
    	if they want to charge you for a restart when it was
    	*their* fault that it went out!!
    
    
12.11346BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Fri Feb 02 1996 13:436
    
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    >locker room on the first floor.       -----------------
    
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12.11348SCASS1::BARBER_Ai was up above itFri Feb 02 1996 14:041
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12.11349ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunFri Feb 02 1996 14:082
    
    rough crowd lately, like sharks at feeding time.
12.11350SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIToo many politicians, not enough warriors.Fri Feb 02 1996 14:1436
    
    
    
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12.11351SCASS1::BARBER_Ai was up above itFri Feb 02 1996 14:253
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12.11352WAHOO::LEVESQUEmemory canyonFri Feb 02 1996 14:2612
    >	I would definitely tell them to go take a flying leap
    >	if they want to charge you for a restart when it was
    >	*their* fault that it went out!!
    
     You mean they prevented Mz Debra from calling them before she was on
    the dregs?
    
     I don't really know anything about the expected response time for
    heating oil delivery, but cutting to 1 day seems to me to be cutting
    things a little close. Seems to me that a three day supply of oil would
    be about the minimum before calling- going lower than that seems (from
    this remote outpost) to be asking for trouble.
12.11353BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Fri Feb 02 1996 14:276
    
    	Doc, then why'd they say they'd definitely be there and then not
    	show up?
    
    	Still their fault.
    
12.11354WAHOO::LEVESQUEmemory canyonFri Feb 02 1996 14:377
    Stuff happens, Shawn. Her failure to provide any safety cushion at all
    makes her at least partly responsible. What if she called and they said
    "ok, we'll be by next tuesday"? Would it still be their fault? They may
    well have had every intention of getting there, but something else came
    up (like someone else called with a higher priority problem, or they
    had equipment trouble, etc.) You can't just ignore the fact that she
    let it go to the last minute, IMO.
12.11355ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunFri Feb 02 1996 14:462
    
    which is why she should use natural gas heat in the first place.
12.11356LANDO::OLIVER_Bmz morality sez...Fri Feb 02 1996 14:501
    she should freeze to death for her infractions.
12.11357SCASS1::BARBER_Ai was up above itFri Feb 02 1996 14:593
    I've never heard of having "oil" to heat your house.
    
    Down here we have this nifty thing called central heating.
12.11358POLAR::RICHARDSONCaptain DunselFri Feb 02 1996 15:055
    Heating with lectricity is very expensive when you have winters like we
    do.
    
    Natural gas, which I have, that is to say, that which I use at my home
    for heating air and water, is the cheapest way to go.
12.11359EVMS::MORONEYOperation Foot BulletFri Feb 02 1996 15:0812
It's good to have a few days reserve, since the time you'll probably need
a refill "quickly" is likely the time everyone else needs a refill "quickly",
that is, during a cold snap.  However, if they say they'll be there at a
certain time they should be there.  The heating oil business is very
competive (lots of small companies) which is another reason for them to be
there when they say so.  Deb would have no problem if she decided to switch
to someone else.

re .11355:

Of course there are other drawbacks. Ask my neighbor why, when he rebuilt his
house, he switched to oil.
12.11360ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunFri Feb 02 1996 15:202
    
    mike, what is wrong with natural gas?? far cheaper than oil.
12.11361BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Fri Feb 02 1996 15:2211
    
    	Natural gas scares me.  I'd be constantly worrying that the house
    	would blow up.
    
    	We have oil heat.
    
    	Is "central heat" a specific type of heating system?  It sounds
    	quite generic to me, since any kind of system with a single heat-
    	generating source that disperses heat to all parts of the house
    	could be called "central heat".
    
12.11362SCASS1::BARBER_Ai was up above itFri Feb 02 1996 15:255
    Shawn,
    
    It's electrical.
    
    You've heard of central a/c right?????
12.11363the garage door was found in the street...EVMS::MORONEYOperation Foot BulletFri Feb 02 1996 15:2811
re .11360:

>    mike, what is wrong with natural gas?? far cheaper than oil.

Let's put it this way.  My neighbor essentially came home to a smouldering
crater where his house used to be.   Fortunately no one was home so no one
was hurt.

As to price per unit heat, "it depends".  If something 'exciting' is going
on in the Middle East, you're right.  Otherwise oil tends to run a little
cheaper.
12.11364BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Fri Feb 02 1996 15:286
    
    	But why is electric heat considered "central" and oil heat isn't?
    
    	What's different about the 2 systems, other than the power source
    	to create the heat?
    
12.11366CSC32::M_EVANScuddly as a cactusFri Feb 02 1996 15:309
    Oil heat and the idea of it scares me.  The stuff can "gel" leaving you
    high and dry for heat, not to mention wheredo you put the tank for
    storage?  Outside where an enterprising young vadal can get at it? 
    Inside where it is a potential bomb?
    
    using the correct flex connections, and yearly maintence on a gas
    furnace is really about all it takes to avoid a disaster.  The pilot
    controls an automatic shutoff if the pilot goes out, and now days there
    is a nifty piezo-electric spark lighter to replace the pilot.  
12.11367both waysHBAHBA::HAASslightly relatedFri Feb 02 1996 15:318
Wail, to completely complicate things...

I have central heating and a/c. Only the heat is natural gas and the a/c
is electric.

How do it know?

TTom
12.11368RE: GlennBUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Fri Feb 02 1996 15:313
    
    	The house hasn't blown up yet, but there's always tomorrow.
    
12.11369SMURF::WALTERSFri Feb 02 1996 15:332
    Not to mention some reasonably priced leak detectors.  The danger
    is, ahem,  blown up out of all proportion.
12.11370CONSLT::MCBRIDEpack light, keep low, move fast, reload oftenFri Feb 02 1996 15:3310
    If it is an electric heater installed in a basement and then the heated
    air distributed thorugh duct work, it is central forced hot air.  If
    there are several units scattered around the perimeter of the rooms it
    is electric baseboard.  Usually in southern climes, there is a heat
    pump which acts as both a/c and heat.  This can also be known as
    central heat/ a/c and it is run by electricity.  If the heat is
    dispersed ny water running through pipes into radiators, that is forced
    hot water but I have never seen/heard of an electric boiler before.  
    
    
12.11371EVMS::MORONEYOperation Foot BulletFri Feb 02 1996 15:349
>    using the correct flex connections, and yearly maintence on a gas
>    furnace is really about all it takes to avoid a disaster.  The pilot
>    controls an automatic shutoff if the pilot goes out, and now days there
>    is a nifty piezo-electric spark lighter to replace the pilot.  

Didn't help my neighbor.  A pressure regulator (the gas company's equipment)
failed, supplying the house with high pressure gas rather than the correct low
pressure.   I'm sure the heating system was properly installed and maintained
(he's a heating contractor!)
12.11372NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Fri Feb 02 1996 15:374
Shawn's right about central heat.  As regards price, gas and oil are close
enough (and vary enough) that it's foolish to choose a system based on the
current price.  When we replaced our boiler, we switched from oil to gas
because gas is cleaner and we wanted the space that the tank was taking up.
12.11373SMURF::WALTERSFri Feb 02 1996 15:371
    <- to the "insult to injury" note with that. 
12.11374ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunFri Feb 02 1996 15:382
    
    <------- well mike, I hope he had good insurance.
12.11375NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Fri Feb 02 1996 15:401
Persumably the gas company was found to be responsible.
12.11376CONSLT::MCBRIDEpack light, keep low, move fast, reload oftenFri Feb 02 1996 15:414
    Flex connectors are illegal in the PRM as is working on your own gas
    lines appliances etc.  Doesn't stop you form going down the local True
    Value and buying black pipe, fittings, flex hose etc.  You just can't
    use it if you are a civilian.  
12.11377POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Tear-Off BottomsFri Feb 02 1996 15:5414
    re: many
    
    I'm not saying it's the oil company's fault that I ran out of oil;
    just that when they promised to come Wednesday, they should have come
    Wednesday.  (I've used them for almost 2 years.  They *always* come the
    next day.)  Failing that, they should have come Thursday.  Failing
    THAT, they should have called to tell me they WEREN'T coming.  I could
    have either called another company (there are plenty in my area) or I
    could have turned the heat down!
    
    We had a verbal contract, and I want the owner's bicycle!
    
    
       
12.11378BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Fri Feb 02 1996 15:553
    
    	You might have to beef up the tires, and add a set of shocks.
    
12.11379BIGHOG::PERCIVALI'm the NRA,USPSA/IPSC,NROI-ROFri Feb 02 1996 16:0113
          <<< Note 12.11357 by SCASS1::BARBER_A "i was up above it" >>>

>    I've never heard of having "oil" to heat your house.
    
>    Down here we have this nifty thing called central heating.

	"Oil" IS central heating by way of a quaint New England custom.
	You have this humongous tank in the cellar that the oil company
	pours diesel fuel into at irregular intervals. 

Jim


12.11380EVMS::MORONEYOperation Foot BulletFri Feb 02 1996 16:043
re .11374/.11375:  I believe the gas co admitted responsibility and paid.

Anyway someone had insurance money, as the replacement house is quite nice.
12.11381CSLALL::HENDERSONWe shall behold Him!Fri Feb 02 1996 16:067
    
>    We had a verbal contract, and I want the owner's bicycle!
    
 
     Just don't sell it to Newman!   
       

12.11382Where do you learn this stuff?BRITE::FYFEUse it up, wear it out, make it do, or do without.Fri Feb 02 1996 16:2931
 >   Oil heat and the idea of it scares me.  

 This doesn't surprise me.

 >The stuff can "gel" leaving you high and dry for heat

 Only if your basement gets below 20 degrees ... I assume your basement
 stays warmer than that (I should hope so).

 > not to mention wheredo you put the tank for storage?
 > Outside where an enterprising young vadal can get at it?

 If they are kept outside, they are usually burried (My father has a 1000 gallon
 tank in the ground.
 
 >    Inside where it is a potential bomb?
 
 Would you care to explain this? You could drop a blow torch into an oil
 tank and all that would happen is the flame would drown in the oil.

 Gas on the other hand only requires a small leak, a place to settle, and
 and point of ignition. Gas has been known to be responsible for whole
 city blocks to be damaged in one blast. It is very dangerous after an
 earthquake, during construction digging, or even if the equipment is
 inadvertantly bumped.

 Oil has no such dangers. Change the filter once a year, and, barring
 equipment failure, you should never be without heat.

 Doug.
  
12.11383BIGHOG::PERCIVALI'm the NRA,USPSA/IPSC,NROI-ROFri Feb 02 1996 16:3310
<<< Note 12.11382 by BRITE::FYFE "Use it up, wear it out, make it do, or do without." >>>

> Oil has no such dangers. Change the filter once a year, and, barring
> equipment failure, you should never be without heat.


	Where else, outside of New England, is oil still used for
	heating?

Jim
12.11384Big market in heating oil ...BRITE::FYFEUse it up, wear it out, make it do, or do without.Fri Feb 02 1996 16:366
>	Where else, outside of New England, is oil still used for
>	heating?

How about, many of the northern states, canada, europe! 

Doug
12.11385ACISS2::LEECHDia do bheatha.Fri Feb 02 1996 16:436
    TTHT:  My great PC deal was a miscommunication... the actual price was
    not bad, but nowhere near the deal I was expecting when I went to pick
    up my PC today (so I am still PCless).
    
    
    -steve
12.11386you mean you don't have a...GAAS::BRAUCHERWelcome to ParadiseFri Feb 02 1996 16:474
    
      So why not just throw a log in the stove, miz debris...
    
      bb
12.11387POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Tear-Off BottomsFri Feb 02 1996 16:514
    
    I have a fireplace, but that doesn't help with the hot water.  I suppose 
    I could have boiled some on the stove 8^).
    
12.11388COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertFri Feb 02 1996 16:5215
Aren't you on "automatic" with your oil company, Mz. Debra?

Before I converted to natural gas (cost $7,000 to do it, btw), my oil
company showed up when the tank was down to about 15% without being called.

It takes them about one season to develop a profile for you, and then
their computer keeps track of temperature (heating degree days) and
they know when to come.

One time they screwed up and had to come restart the burner.  Said
they'd charge me.  I told them it was their fault; I was on automatic,
and showed them where one of the previous deliveries had been "light",
causing the problem.  They didn't charge me.

/john
12.11389BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Fri Feb 02 1996 16:547
    
    	We're on "automatic" delivery, so they deliver oil every 4-5
    	weeks or so, I'd estimate.
    
    	John, what's a "heating degree day"?  I've heard that many times
    	but never knew what it meant.
    
12.11390NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Fri Feb 02 1996 16:553
Surely your $7000 conversion involved more than a change of burners.  I think
we paid about that much for asbestos removal, a new boiler, and blown-in
insulation.  We already had gas service.
12.11391POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Tear-Off BottomsFri Feb 02 1996 16:574
    
    How interesting.  They never mentioned that, and I never thought of it.
    
    I'll check it out - thanks, John.
12.11392CONSLT::MCBRIDEpack light, keep low, move fast, reload oftenFri Feb 02 1996 17:015
    Automatic delivery also includes topping your tank off at the end of
    the season when oil rates are still high versus allowing you to wait
    until summer when the rates generally fall due to decreased demand.  It
    is good for peace of mind for those of us that don't remember to call
    and get topped off periodically.  
12.11393CSLALL::HENDERSONWe shall behold Him!Fri Feb 02 1996 17:038
    
>    I have a fireplace, but that doesn't help with the hot water.  I suppose 
>    I could have boiled some on the stove 8^).
 

 You mean, you didn't?   

12.11394CPEEDY::MARKEYHe's ma...ma...ma...mad sirFri Feb 02 1996 17:215
    
    My lack of a good muscle relaxant like, say, Valium... I'm having
    the most collosally painful back spasms. Ouch!
    
    -b
12.11395COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertFri Feb 02 1996 17:349
>    Automatic delivery also includes topping your tank off at the end of
>    the season when oil rates are still high versus allowing you to wait
>    until summer

Ah yes, I did always call them up towards the end of the season and tell
them "no more deliveries until I call you."  Their computer program had
no problem with this.

/john
12.11396Propane, on the other hand...BOXORN::HAYSSome things are worth dying forFri Feb 02 1996 17:449
RE: 12.11382 by BRITE::FYFE "Use it up, wear it out, make it do, or do wit

> Gas on the other hand only requires a small leak, a place to settle, and
> and point of ignition.

Seeing how natural gas is lighter than air,  what will make it "settle"?


Phil
12.11397SUBSYS::NEUMYERLongnecks and Short StoriesFri Feb 02 1996 17:514
    
    LP gas is heavier than air..
    
    ed
12.11398BOXORN::HAYSSome things are worth dying forFri Feb 02 1996 17:521
LP is also called propane.
12.11399More than one type of gas ...BRITE::FYFEUse it up, wear it out, make it do, or do without.Fri Feb 02 1996 17:579
Natural gas, like LP gas, will collect and is still very volatile and will 
still blow the house off the foundation whether it settles on the floor 
or in the rafters.

Oil, on the other hand, takes extreme measures to get it to burn controllably,
let alone explode.

Doug.
12.11400I hate Snarfs!BRITE::FYFEUse it up, wear it out, make it do, or do without.Fri Feb 02 1996 17:570
12.11401BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityFri Feb 02 1996 17:597
| <<< Note 12.11394 by CPEEDY::MARKEY "He's ma...ma...ma...mad sir" >>>


| My lack of a good muscle relaxant like, say, Valium... I'm having
| the most collosally painful back spasms. Ouch!

	Brian...just what IS your new position in DEC? :-)
12.11402BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityFri Feb 02 1996 18:016
| <<< Note 12.11396 by BOXORN::HAYS "Some things are worth dying for" >>>

| Seeing how natural gas is lighter than air,  what will make it "settle"?

	Phil, when it meets a cute little flame! Of course, everyone tells them
they are playing with fire. 
12.11403CPEEDY::MARKEYHe's ma...ma...ma...mad sirFri Feb 02 1996 18:017
    
    >	Brian...just what IS your new position in DEC? :-)
    
    You're eeeeeeevil! :-) Rest assured, my new position does NOT
    involve squealing like a pig. :-) :-)
    
    -b
12.11404BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityFri Feb 02 1996 18:256
| <<< Note 12.11403 by CPEEDY::MARKEY "He's ma...ma...ma...mad sir" >>>


| Rest assured, my new position does NOT involve squealing like a pig. :-) :-)

	Does it include a tin cup and a crank type music box?
12.11405BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityFri Feb 02 1996 19:0712

	Got more mail from Joe Oppelt today. Seems someone has been feeding him
notes a while back, and so he wrote me about it a couple of weeks ago. I did not
respond. But the person who sent him notes asked him recently what my response 
was to his mail. Joe had thought maybe the mail did not get to me, so Joe sent 
me more mail today. You will all be happy to know he has not changed. :-)  And 
the person who is sending him the notes from here will probably send him this. 
But other than that, I will not be sending Joe any mail. 


Glen
12.11406ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunFri Feb 02 1996 19:153
    
    <---- but, but, you two are such *close* good friends. Joe will be
    crushed I'm sure.
12.11407CSC32::M_EVANScuddly as a cactusFri Feb 02 1996 19:168
    Glen,
    
    I know Joe is in a monogamous relationship, so he couldn't really
    be......
    
    
    
    naw
12.11408GAVEL::JANDROWPartly To Mostly BlondeFri Feb 02 1996 20:145
    
    tth:  after being asked why i didn't change the cartridge b in the area
    ln08, i attempted it...and spilled toner all over the floor... :<
    
    
12.11409CSLALL::HENDERSONWe shall behold Him!Fri Feb 02 1996 20:164


 eesh.
12.11410SCASS1::BARBER_Ai was up above itFri Feb 02 1996 22:167
    I hate it when that happens!
    
    You should've asked them why *they* didn't change it either.  
    
    Is that in your job description?
    
    ;)
12.11411ACISS2::LEECHDia do bheatha.Fri Feb 02 1996 22:411
    I second the "eesh" comment a couple back...
12.11412RUSURE::MELVINTen Zero, Eleven Zero Zero by Zero 2Fri Feb 02 1996 22:516
>    	Snicker.....didn't take him long to figure us out did it?  =)

I've been reading SOAPBOX for years upon years.  Tactics haven't changed over
the years, just different players :-).

-Joe
12.11413CSC32::M_EVANScuddly as a cactusSat Feb 03 1996 00:126
    TTHT  
    
    friend just called.  Her hearing loss is not just damage from loud
    noises.  She has a brain tumor.  it is benign, but if it is not
    removed(a host of side effects and dangers there) it will eventually
    press the nerves that control breathing and hearbeat.
12.11414ACISS2::LEECHDia do bheatha.Sat Feb 03 1996 00:5159
    I hate my car today (tonight).  Yes, very deep, powerful hatred.
    
    After doing a double taekwondo class, I drop by work (it on my way
    home) to get a phone number.  Get it, and take off down the road. 
    About a half a mile down the road, the car just dies...I push the
    clutch in, stick it in a lower gear and "jump start" it again, but it
    only dies once more.  So, I coast up to the light (in the left-turn
    lane) and stop.  Starter cranks away, but it simply won't take.
    
    So I sit there for few minutes and try again (annoying the folks who
    happen to want to turn left).  Wave these folks around, and try again. 
    Nothing.  Not only that, but it's -4 fraggin degrees F out with a nice
    breeze to boot.  Not one soul even hesitates for a second to ask me if
    I need any help (it was fairly obvious I was broke down) for 10
    minutes, then one kind gentleman asks me if he can call someone for me
    on his cellular phone.  I thank him, and tell him I only work a few
    blocks away, and that I'm waiting for a cop to show up (in Blue Ash,
    there are TONS of extra cops on the weekend).  I'm only about 2 minutes
    from the police station.
    
    I wait.  The car is getting cold inside.  No cops.
    
    I decide that the only way to get one is to make my way back to Digital
    and call one (yes, I know, I could have had the guy with the cellular
    phone call one for me...that would have been the bright move).
    
    A nice brisk 1/2 mile jog (or rather RUN, it was cold out there), my
    face is numb, and my nose is running like crazy (well, it would have if
    it wasn't frozen).  Call the cops and they come get me and push my car
    into a parking lot (saved me $40-50, it did, the price of a tow).  Then
    they brought me back to work, where I am now, waiting for someone to
    come get me.
    
    Oh, but NO ONE ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH IS ANYWHERE TO BE FOUND (at least
    anyone I know).  So here I sit, nearing 10PM, at work, trying to kill
    time and let off steam by typing in this long TTHT note.  I can truly
    think of nowhere I'd rather be on a Friday night, no, I really like
    being at work.  Noting...with myself.
    
    To top it off, and this is the clincher for this evening, I'M FREAKING
    STARVED!!  I did have a tuna sandwich oh...9 hours ago, but for some
    reason, I'm desiring more food at this point in the day.  Not that I
    don't have money on me, I do...plenty.  Of course, nothing small enough
    that the vending machines will take.  So, I'm sitting here with my
    money, my grumbling stomach, staring at the food in the vending
    machine, drool coming down my chin (well, there would be drool if I
    wasn't nearly dehydrated...but at least there is a drinking fountain to
    take care of that).  There are resteraunts not too far away, but I'd
    likely get frostbite on my trek there.  They are a bit farther than my
    car was.
    
    Oh yes, this has been a memorable Friday indeed.  And you know what?  I
    bought groceries last night.  I've got ALL KINDS OF FOOD at home.  Oh
    yes, I was well prepared to hibernate this entire cold weekend. 
    Unfortunately, I was not prepared to spend it at work.
    
    Oh well, back to the phones.  SOMEONE I know has to be home.  Good
    grief (a taxi home is not out of the question at this point, but I
    don't think I have THAT much cash on me).
12.11415SCASS1::BARBER_Ai was up above itSat Feb 03 1996 01:281
    Man, that sucks!
12.11416BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanitySun Feb 04 1996 12:339

	Steve....you still there? :-)

	Bummer, Steve. Hopefully it is not a major problem with your car. What
time did you finally get home?


Glen
12.11417WMOIS::GIROUARD_CMon Feb 05 1996 09:491
    the temperature...
12.11418SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Mon Feb 05 1996 10:146
    
    
    	Car never warmed up enough to idle properly this morning....even
    after a 40min ride to work! Now THAT's cold.
    
    
12.11419GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERbe nice, be happyMon Feb 05 1996 11:009
    
    
    
    One large thing in particular which will be divulged when the time is
    appropriate.  And having to jump the Van this morning.  We have brake
    lights which come on in the middle of the night without warning.
    
    
    Mike
12.11420POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Tear-Off BottomsMon Feb 05 1996 11:134
    
    Everything.  Every effing thing.
    
    
12.11421ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunMon Feb 05 1996 11:313
    
    Deb  that is nothing. over the past 3 days my car has cost me
    $750.00. now, I ask you, top that!
12.11422I know about expensive car repairs:-(ROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150 kts. is TOO slow!Mon Feb 05 1996 11:445
    re: .11421
    
    Why?  Did it beat you at bowling AND pool?
    
    Bob
12.11423BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityMon Feb 05 1996 11:454

	If Deb's pipes froze, that will be worse. Hope that Mark's problems are
worse than Deb's, though.... 
12.11424ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunMon Feb 05 1996 11:484
    
    you are *all* heart Glen.
    
    Bob, no I wish that was the answer though!! :-)
12.11425ACISS2::LEECHDia do bheatha.Mon Feb 05 1996 12:0317
    .11416
    
    I managed to get home around 10:45.  8^\   The major problem with the
    car was found when we got it running the next day (it is now fixed). 
    
    One of these days I may buy another new car, just to avoid this sort of
    nonsense.  I was real close to buying one this go round, but I couldn't
    rationalize a large car payment and higher insurance at this point.
    
    Of course, I typed in the long TTH note because I was bored and
    aggrivated at the time.  I had some time to kill, too (obviously) 8^).
    It could have been MUCH worse.  The car could have broken down in one
    of several areas on my trek home that would have been a lot more 
    inconvenient.
    
    
    -steve
12.11426ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunMon Feb 05 1996 12:073
    
    Bulls first loss in 19 games. :-( knew the streak had to end eventually
    though.
12.11427WAHOO::LEVESQUEmemory canyonMon Feb 05 1996 12:232
    Electricity goes out 25  minutes before I'm supposed to get up. Comes
    back on about the time I'm usually getting to my desk. Grrr.
12.11428ACISS2::LEECHDia do bheatha.Mon Feb 05 1996 12:306
    >Bulls first loss in 19 games.
    
    I was channel surfing when I found this game.  They were down 25 at the
    half when I started watching it.  By the end of the 3rd, they were
    only down a few.  Great comeback, they even took the lead in the 4th
    for a short time, but folded at the end.
12.11429BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityMon Feb 05 1996 13:2411


	My father is bummin. He had taken Paradox for Windows off of his pc, as
he needed more memory for some of the other things he wanted to add to it. Then
he went out and got more memory (smart move), and went to download Paradox back
onto the system. Seems disk #2 has a problem. Now he is wondering if it is worth
going back out and buying it again..... 


Glen
12.11430SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerMon Feb 05 1996 13:353
    Breathe, have asthma attack.  I do not like cold weather.  
    My car made noises on the way to work I've never heard before.
    
12.11431BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Mon Feb 05 1996 13:388
    
    	That's quite the paradox, Glen.  Paradox screwed up the PC, and
    	now the PC is screwed up with Paradox.
    
    	Steve, you didn't by any chance have your 4-way flashers on, did
    	you?  A clear indication that you've broken down, and more people
    	would be likely to stop.
    
12.11432BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Mon Feb 05 1996 13:407
    
    	The accelerator cable on my Supra froze this morning.  Couldn't
    	move it at all, so I went back in the house for 15 minutes and
    	let the engine melt it free.
    
    	-20F when I woke up, and was up to 0F by the time I left.
    
12.11433SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Mon Feb 05 1996 13:526
    
    
    	glad to know I'm not the only one with accelerator cable problems!
    ;)
    
    jim
12.11434DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Mon Feb 05 1996 14:0629
    
    
		your {bleep} bathtub drain is frozen causing the water
    		to fill up in your tub this morning after taking a
    		shower
    
                you have to bail all the water out of the tub in order
    		for the plumber to be able to do anything.
    
    	        the outlet that your refrigerator and microwave are
    		hooked up too is hosed.  (is it possible for outlets
    		to freeze?)
    
    	        your landlord feeds you a line of BS and you want to
    		reach through the phone and choke the {bleep}
    
    	        he agrees to let you out of your lease but you're not
    		sure that you can afford to move before June, and 	
    		neither is your soon-to-be roommate
    
    	        in all the chaos this morning you forgot to bring in
    		your videotape needed for your speech in class tonite
    		so you're going to have to leave earlier than usual
    		to go home and get it.  At least I have a topic for
    		the speech (it's a gripe speech)
    
    
    	
    	    
12.11435BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Mon Feb 05 1996 14:146
    
    	It's highly unlikely for an outlet to freeze ... did both plugs
    	die at the same time?  This is also unlikely, unless you tripped
    	the circuit breaker [or blew the fuse] that supplies power to
    	this [and maybe other] outlets.
    
12.11436BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityMon Feb 05 1996 14:164

	Bummer, Judy..... hope things get better...and soon! Like when the
soon-to-be roomate moves....anybody we have heard about???? :-)
12.11437DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Mon Feb 05 1996 14:2019
    
    
    	Shawn,
    
    	I wasn't home all weekend.  There's no way I could have blown
    	anything.  The reason I ask if it can freeze is because the 
    	outlet is at the very bottom of the wall.  My floors are 
    	unbelievably cold.  Ya know how your feet feel after standing
    	in snow for a while while just wearings sneakers?  Well that's
    	how my feet feel in my heavy socks and slippers after standing
    	on my kitchen floor for a short period of time.  Might as well
    	just be standing on the frozen ground itself.  It's gotten so
    	cold in my kitchen that my dish detergent has frozen in it's
    	bottle.
    
    	re:  Glen
    
    	Yup.  =)
    
12.11438BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityMon Feb 05 1996 14:213

	Cool, JJ....real cooooool! (not just your floor, either)
12.11439BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityMon Feb 05 1996 14:2311

	Was watching Talk Soup this weekend. There is a new show on the talk
scene. Jimmy J and Tammy Faye! Jim J Bullock and Tammy Faye Bakker have a show
now. Man.... if the show is anything like the intro, then it's going to be
pretty bad. I wonder what Tammy is doing hangin out with a homo-sectional for?
Oh yeah...to try and make money. :-)



Glen
12.11440BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityMon Feb 05 1996 14:345

	February 14 I will be having my uvula cut down to size. So I guess I
won't be talking much on that day, huh? Good thing for notes. 

12.11441BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Mon Feb 05 1996 14:467
    
    	No, Glen, that's a good thing for the people you work with.  It's
    	a bad thing for NOTES.
    
    	If you were to have surgery on both hands, THAT would be good for
    	NOTES.
    
12.11442BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Mon Feb 05 1996 14:474
    
    	JJ, is it possible that another apartment has outlets on that same
    	circuit?
    
12.11443DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Mon Feb 05 1996 15:004
    
    
    	With this building Shawn, anything is possible.
    
12.11444BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityMon Feb 05 1996 16:375
| <<< Note 12.11443 by DECWIN::JUDY "That's *Ms. Bitch* to you!" >>>

| With this building Shawn, anything is possible.

	JJ, maybe the circuts were mating, and they blew a fuse.... :-)
12.11445ACISS2::LEECHDia do bheatha.Mon Feb 05 1996 16:4311
    .11431
    
    No, the flashers wouldn't work.  A car, not moving, with no lights,
    sitting in the middle of the road, should be quite obvious (especially
    with the starter cranking).
    
    When we fixed it, the flashers came right on, though.  Boy, they
    certainly are handy to have when you break down!
    
    German cars are usually pretty well built, but their electrical systems
    leave much to be desired.
12.11446BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityMon Feb 05 1996 16:4911
| <<< Note 12.11445 by ACISS2::LEECH "Dia do bheatha." >>>

| A car, not moving, with no lights, sitting in the middle of the road, should 
| be quite obvious (especially with the starter cranking).

	Yup.... some kid coming down, cranking heavy metal tunes, banging their
head against the dash, should hear the car cranking, and see it in the middle
of the road. :-)


Glen
12.11447GAVEL::JANDROWPartly To Mostly BlondeMon Feb 05 1996 16:598
    
    tth:  spending about 1/2 hour trying to get the car started this a.m. 
    i knew i should have started it yesterday, but it was 1130pm when i
    thought of it, and i really wanted to go to bed.  i figured i'd be due
    for a new battery soon, so i guess that is next on my list so this
    doesn't happen again too soon...
    
    
12.11448CONSLT::MCBRIDEpack light, keep low, move fast, reload oftenMon Feb 05 1996 17:122
    Well Steve, when are you going to tell us what was wrong with your car
    other than being a traffic impedance device?   
12.11449BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Mon Feb 05 1996 19:195
    
    	I think he said it was a fusible link.
    
    	Don't remember where he said it, though.
    
12.11450The (extremely) low-tech methodEVMS::MORONEYOperation Foot BulletMon Feb 05 1996 19:293
re .11445:

Raise the hood.  Then it's obvious you're not going anywhere.
12.11451ROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150 kts. is TOO slow!Mon Feb 05 1996 20:024
    Not knowing why 'pril seemed vaguely familiar when I'd pass her in the
    hall.
    
    Bob
12.11452SCASS1::BARBER_Ai was up above itMon Feb 05 1996 20:045
    Haha!  And I thought you were ignoring me!
    
    8)
    
    'pril
12.11453GIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Mon Feb 05 1996 20:277
TTHT :Sunburn.
My nose is peeling.  
I think it's trying to turn into an elbow :^(


\Chele

12.11454SCASS1::BARBER_Ai was up above itMon Feb 05 1996 20:281
    \Chele's trying to make everyone jealous.
12.11455GIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Mon Feb 05 1996 22:107
Have you any idea how easy it is to spend the day cross-eyed when you have a 
peeling nose?

\Gladly



12.11456WMOIS::GIROUARD_CTue Feb 06 1996 09:371
    i find most nose unappealing, so no... :-)
12.11457WAHOO::LEVESQUEmemory canyonTue Feb 06 1996 10:223
>Raise the hood.  Then it's obvious you're not going anywhere.
    
    That's like putting a sign on your battery that says "STEAL ME"
12.11458CONSLT::MCBRIDEpack light, keep low, move fast, reload oftenTue Feb 06 1996 12:381
    It's racing night, it's racing night.  
12.11459BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityTue Feb 06 1996 13:023

	It's curtain night, it's curtain night!
12.11460POLAR::RICHARDSONI sawer thatTue Feb 06 1996 13:081
    It's sensual enema night, it's sensual enema night!
12.11461crazy canajensWAHOO::LEVESQUEmemory canyonTue Feb 06 1996 13:091
    <-== enjoy yourself
12.11462PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BTue Feb 06 1996 13:563
  this sourcing algorithm keeps getting complicateder and complicateder.

12.11463POLAR::RICHARDSONI sawer thatTue Feb 06 1996 13:585
    Hearing the term "Degree of comfortableness" used in a meeting.
    
    8^p
    
    
12.11464LANDO::OLIVER_Bmz morality sez...Tue Feb 06 1996 14:091
    i'm surprised it wasn't comfortability.
12.11465ACISS2::LEECHDia do bheatha.Tue Feb 06 1996 14:109
    $144 electric bill.  I realize the weather has been very cold here for
    the past month, but good grief!  I keep the thermostat set on 62, and
    turn it down to 58 when I leave for work in the morning!
    
    This is simply unacceptable.  I'd hate to see what my bill would have
    been if I had the heat set on a reasonably warm setting.  I'd have to
    get a freaking loan to pay my bill.
    
    Keep in mind, I have a relatively small townhouse.
12.11466EST::RANDOLPHTom R. N1OOQTue Feb 06 1996 15:2710
> Let's put it this way.  My neighbor essentially came home to a smouldering
> crater where his house used to be.   Fortunately no one was home so no one
> was hurt.

Just in case this wasn't beaten to death...

Growing up, one of our neighbors a couple streets over suffered the exact
same thing. House was reduced to charcoal in minutes. No one hurt. Natural
gas was blamed. House was torn down with a bulldozer, as there was nothing
left to salvage.
12.11467WAHOO::LEVESQUEmemory canyonTue Feb 06 1996 15:343
    When I was at WPI, a house adjacent to campus went up when a homeowner
    "smelled gas and turned on a lightswitch." Poof! "This is where the
    house used to be."
12.11468SMURF::BINDERManus Celer DeiTue Feb 06 1996 15:363
    > "smelled gas and turned on a lightswitch."
    
    Darwinian selection at its finest.
12.11469MAIL1::CRANETue Feb 06 1996 15:393
    First house fire I went to was gas explosion (good, no "R`s"). Just
    blew out windows and doors. Didn`t even break a pane of glass. Folks
    were on vacation. 
12.11470WMOIS::GIROUARD_CTue Feb 06 1996 15:441
    "blew out windows" and no glass was broken?
12.11471MAIL1::CRANETue Feb 06 1996 15:473
    Yes, all they had to do was pick them up and put them back in there
    frame. Some of the one`s that were broken broke from landing on the
    ground at high speeds.
12.11472BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Tue Feb 06 1996 16:075
    
    	RE: .11468
    
    	It's not like he struck a match or anything.  8^)
    
12.11473ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunTue Feb 06 1996 16:202
    
    shawn, the electric current from the switch was enough to set it off.
12.11474BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityTue Feb 06 1996 16:226
| <<< Note 12.11471 by MAIL1::CRANE >>>

| Some of the one`s that were broken broke from landing on the ground at high 
| speeds.

	Ahhh.... I see they brought in the crime lab used in the OJ case. :-)
12.11475WAHOO::LEVESQUEmemory canyonTue Feb 06 1996 16:234
    Actually, it was the arc, not the current per se. Had the light already
    been on, it would not have caused the explosion. It was the change of
    state and concomitant arc that caused the problem. Had the light been
    turned off, the same thing would have happened.
12.11476ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunTue Feb 06 1996 16:252
    
    thanks doc, I learn something new every day.
12.11477MAIL1::CRANETue Feb 06 1996 16:505
    Damage depends on how much gas is in the house and location of the
    fire, if there is one. This fire was in the attic so henceforeth it
    blew down and out. If the fire was on the first floor or basement it
    would blow up and out. 
    
12.11478BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Tue Feb 06 1996 16:5411
    
    	Mark B., that was the reason for the smiley.
    
    	Your humor detector needs calibration.
    
    
    	[And BTW, if it were only the current flow that set the gas off,
    	 it would've happened long before the owner turned the light on,
    	 since there is always [give or take 1% of the time] current
    	 flow as long as power is being supplied to the house.]
    
12.11479ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunTue Feb 06 1996 17:009
    
    well excuuuuuuuusssseeeee me!!! not being an electrical engineer or
    rocket scientist, I gave what I thought was a plausible answer as to
    the explosion. not every 'boxer is a know-it-all. oh, and btw my
    humor detector is working fine tyvm.
    
    I was actually trying to give a "real answer" and not a smart ass off
    the cuff reply like I usually do. well, I guess it's back to the
    drawing board.
12.11480POLAR::RICHARDSONI sawer thatTue Feb 06 1996 17:031
    Perhaps going to a point somewhere before the drawing boad might help.
12.11481SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIToo many politicians, not enough warriors.Tue Feb 06 1996 17:046
    
    > drawing boad
    
    I thought you were Canadian??
    
    This sounds a lot like NewEnglandese...
12.11482ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunTue Feb 06 1996 17:452
    
    not getting a Melrose Place update, and time is drawing short.
12.11483SMURF::BINDERManus Celer DeiTue Feb 06 1996 17:465
    .11482
    
    > not getting a Melrose Place update...
    
    Get a life instead, at least it'll be good for something.
12.11484Oy!!!SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIToo many politicians, not enough warriors.Tue Feb 06 1996 17:461
    
12.11485ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunTue Feb 06 1996 17:514
    
    .11483
    
    Dick, Melrose Place *IS* my life.
12.11486SOLVIT::KRAWIECKILess politicians, more warriorsTue Feb 06 1996 17:544
    
    
    Well Dick... can't argue with that sort of honesty...
    
12.11487CSLALL::HENDERSONWe shall behold Him!Tue Feb 06 1996 17:568

 I assume you've checked the TV notesfile (assuming there still is one, of
 course).



 Jim
12.11488LJSRV1::TV_CHATTERTROOA::trp669.tro.dec.com::ChrisI come in peaceTue Feb 06 1996 18:151
12.11489SOLVIT::KRAWIECKILess politicians, more warriorsTue Feb 06 1996 18:165
    
    <------
    
    let Battis know... willya???
    
12.11490BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Tue Feb 06 1996 18:263
    
    	No updates in TV ... I've been watching the "Melrose Place" topic.
    
12.11491SOLVIT::KRAWIECKILess politicians, more warriorsTue Feb 06 1996 18:284
    
    
    You must be on pins and needles...
    
12.11492EVMS::MORONEYNever underestimate the power of human stupidityTue Feb 06 1996 18:2913
With a gas bill they very often include safety fliers that tell you, if you
smell gas, just get out. Do not turn on or off any lights.  Call the fire
department from a neighbors phone, NOT from your own phone.  It is because of
these tiny arcs.

Two days ago I had an interesting discussion with my (other) neighbor about
the explosion.  He was the only one around at the time.  He had a junky
Subaru at the time with a small leak in the gas tank.  He said he had started
it to warm it up and was inside his house at the time.  He thought at first the
car had blown up.  He saw the house, which had a back wall blown out and a
porch was collapsed, but the rest was still standing (sort of).  He tried
to go in because he thought the two children were home (they weren't) but
was driven back by black smoke.  It caught fire and burned to the ground.
12.11493DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Tue Feb 06 1996 19:1718
    
    
    	Ok, here's what little I know about what happened on
    	Melrose.  I don't watch it religiously but have peeked
    	in on it from time and last night I was at the home of
    	some friends who *do* watch it religiously.
    
    	Vic, the bad guy who was stalking whatshername (the former
    	psycho that is now a psychiatrist!!) blew up in her car
    	after trying to attack her.  Michael chased them in his car,
    	Vic and psycho woman crashed, Michael pulled her out and the
    	car blew up.
    
    	The other person to die was Brooke (this I heard from someone
    	else cuz I missed the end).  She was depressed cuz of what
    	was happening with Billy so she got drunk, fell in a pool and
    	hit her head on the side of it on the way in.
    
12.11494BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Tue Feb 06 1996 19:216
    
    	Was this a season finale show?
    
    	If so, will they start off the next season by revealing that this
    	whole season was a dream?
    
12.11495ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunTue Feb 06 1996 19:236
    
    thanks JJ, you have restored my hope in the box. I left it where
    she was looking at Billy's keys. so, I thought she meant to off him,
    because of the way she was being treated.
    
    thanks again.
12.11496SOLVIT::KRAWIECKILess politicians, more warriorsTue Feb 06 1996 19:254
    
    
    Mark can now sleep tonight... and bowl with a clear conscience...
    
12.11497BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityTue Feb 06 1996 19:265
| <<< Note 12.11496 by SOLVIT::KRAWIECKI "Less politicians, more warriors" >>>

| Mark can now sleep tonight... and bowl with a clear conscience...

	A clear head would be better. :-)
12.11498GIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Tue Feb 06 1996 20:201
humidity
12.11499SMURF::WALTERSTue Feb 06 1996 20:281
    If we can't humiditty, is it OK to whistle "Small World"?
12.11500TROOA::trp669.tro.dec.com::ChrisI come in peaceTue Feb 06 1996 20:301
<---  Big Smile Snarf!
12.11501Calgon, TAKE ME AWAY!!!SCASS1::BARBER_AThat weren't no easy thaingTue Feb 06 1996 23:491
    Finding out I'm going BACK to Georgia Thursday & Friday.
12.11502BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityWed Feb 07 1996 00:403

	Either I have PMS, or I am coming down with the flu.... not cool.
12.11503GIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Wed Feb 07 1996 02:5413
re -2 
Calgon is a kind of water-softener here...  
The mind boggles.

re -1 
Unless you've taken to wearing an oestrogen patch, PMS seems unlikely...


TTHT
exchange



12.11504WAHOO::LEVESQUEmemory canyonWed Feb 07 1996 10:167
>Calgon is a kind of water-softener here...  
>The mind boggles.
    
    Calgon is a product added to bathwater to make it smell nice, etc.
    "Calgon- take me away" refers to an ad campaign in which one would
    leave one's troubles behind by entering a Calgon treated tub of water.
    /hth
12.11505WMOIS::GIROUARD_CWed Feb 07 1996 10:311
    cheaper than therapy :-)
12.11506BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityWed Feb 07 1996 12:004

	Mark, I think it only works for women, though. I mean, ya never saw a
man in a tub with Calgon..... :-)
12.11507WAHOO::LEVESQUEmemory canyonWed Feb 07 1996 12:033
>I mean, ya never saw a man in a tub with Calgon..... :-)
    
    Well, not alone, anyway...
12.11508BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityWed Feb 07 1996 12:317
| <<< Note 12.11507 by WAHOO::LEVESQUE "memory canyon" >>>

| >I mean, ya never saw a man in a tub with Calgon..... :-)

| Well, not alone, anyway...

	Mark, how many men have you watched in the tub with Calgon???? :-)
12.11509SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerWed Feb 07 1996 12:468
    If there's another Scanlon in here now, I'll have to come 
    up with a clever box persona like our friend Jack Martin
    so people will know it's me......  :-)
    
    Mary-Michael
    
    
    
12.11510BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Wed Feb 07 1996 13:055
    
    	How about
    
    	M-M Good
    
12.11511WAHOO::LEVESQUEmemory canyonWed Feb 07 1996 14:5521
    TTHT:
    
     Good news that ends in bad news.
    
     We're selling <widget>s like they are going out of style. We
    dominate the world market for <widget>s- we're talking like 75% of the
    market is supplied by this product. 
    
     Bad news is that since Hudson stopped the cmos process that was used
    to mfg some of the ASICs involved, we can't get anymore. And it appears
    that the end-of-life projections were insufficient for these parts
    (they made "big" batches of these ASICs before they shut down the line,
    but it appears that the batches were not big enough.)
    
     We just can't make the things fast enough to keep pace with sales, and
    our ability to make them at all is going to be predicated by how
    quickly we can find respin these chips in other processes (and
    concomitant board concerns.)
    
     I get the feeling I know where they're going to come looking when it
    comes time to hold the firehose...
12.11512POLAR::RICHARDSONI sawer thatWed Feb 07 1996 15:001
    Is this the gigaswitch?
12.11513ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunWed Feb 07 1996 15:252
    
    or a light switch
12.11514SMURF::WALTERSWed Feb 07 1996 15:261
    <- Hark! It may arc, Mark.
12.11515POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Tear-Off BottomsWed Feb 07 1996 15:563
    
    Someone keeps calling my voicemail and hanging up!
    
12.11516CONSLT::MCBRIDEpack light, keep low, move fast, reload oftenWed Feb 07 1996 15:575
    Hit 9 while you are listening to the message and it will call back if
    it is on the same voice mail system.  If it is an outside call, it
    won't work.
    
    Brian
12.11517POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Tear-Off BottomsWed Feb 07 1996 16:027
    
    They all say "external number", which just means outside of 223-, I
    guess.
    
    These are the same sort of people who complain that they never can get
    in touch with me 8^p.
    
12.11518BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityWed Feb 07 1996 16:046
| <<< Note 12.11516 by CONSLT::MCBRIDE "pack light, keep low, move fast, reload often" >>>

| Hit 9 while you are listening to the message and it will call back if it is 
| on the same voice mail system.  If it is an outside call, it won't work.

	I'm gonna have to use this!
12.11519BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityWed Feb 07 1996 16:067
| <<< Note 12.11517 by POWDML::HANGGELI "Little Chamber of Tear-Off Bottoms" >>>


| These are the same sort of people who complain that they never can get
| in touch with me 8^p.

	Isn't that most of the male population, Deb? 
12.11520POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Tear-Off BottomsWed Feb 07 1996 16:083
    
    Surely you jest 8^/.
    
12.11521BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityWed Feb 07 1996 16:111
	Would I jest to you, Mz_deb?
12.11522Looking for job in Cayman Islands.....DECLNE::REESEMy REALITY check bouncedWed Feb 07 1996 16:485
    .11501
    
    Not sure why you're happy to be coming to Georgia; it's not much
    warmer heah than it is theah ;-)
    
12.11523DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Wed Feb 07 1996 16:504
    
    
    	She's not...... that's why it's in the TTHT topic.  =)
    
12.11524CNTROL::JENNISONJeremiah 33:3Wed Feb 07 1996 17:4413
    
    	TTHLN:
    
    	Shopping at a different grocery store
    
    	Not only did I not know where anything was, but I knew
    	I was paying more for almost everything I bought.  It pained
    	me to do so.  I entertained the thought of leaving and going
    	to another store tonight, but I was afraid my husband and kids	
    	wouldn't let me back in the house unless I was bearing bagels.
    
    	Karen
    
12.11525SCASS1::BARBER_AThat weren't no easy thaingWed Feb 07 1996 18:173
    Thanks, Judy.
    
    8)
12.11526POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Tear-Off BottomsWed Feb 07 1996 18:395
    
    Fire drill at MSO.
    
    8^p
    
12.11527GMASEC::KELLYThu Feb 08 1996 06:053
    and i missed it, by minutes.
    
    life IS good :-)
12.11528WMOIS::GIROUARD_CThu Feb 08 1996 09:165
    had a great shooting round going last night - 97 slow fire - 93 timed
    (out of 100@) and then rapid fir came... a 72! Arrrrrrrghhhh!
    
    i think i had a momentary attack of Tourette's syndrome (sp?) but it
    passed so quickly i couldn't tell.
12.11529WAHOO::LEVESQUEmemory canyonThu Feb 08 1996 10:078
    >and then rapid fir came... a 72! Arrrrrrrghhhh!
    
     You're better off sticking to Douglas firs than rapid firs. That seems
    to be your first mistake. :-)
    
    >i think i had a momentary attack of Tourette's syndrome 
    
    Don't tell me. It was in reaction to your score. :-)
12.11530WMOIS::GIROUARD_CThu Feb 08 1996 10:467
    -1 i think you're right about the Douglas firs :-).
    
       re; Tourette's... ya that's it!
    
       actually, i tried to keep myself calm and appreciate the fact that
       the slow fire round was excellent and the timed fire round was very
       strong. however, the rapid fir(e) round was the lowest of the year. 
12.11531WAHOO::LEVESQUEmemory canyonThu Feb 08 1996 10:571
    Other than the 72, that was some damn fine shooting.
12.11532SOLVIT::KRAWIECKILess politicians, more warriorsThu Feb 08 1996 12:3011
    
    
    Chip...
    
    No alibi in that 72???
    
    I had a great match going last week until my final rapid fire and had
    two stinking alibi's that ruined my score...
    
    You shooting a dot or just iron sights??
    
12.11533WMOIS::GIROUARD_CThu Feb 08 1996 12:4512
    shooting a dot (Aimpoint) on a S&W Mod. 41. thanks for the support.
    
    nope, no alibis other than i blew it, of course :-)
    
    part of my issue is not shooting enough formally. i always shoot well
    when practicing. when the range officer begins to call the line the
    heart starts pumping, hands start sweating, over analyzing my stance
    and grip begins, ya di ya di ya di... 
    
    it's still is a blast!
    
    
12.11534CONSLT::MCBRIDEpack light, keep low, move fast, reload oftenThu Feb 08 1996 13:044
    Finding out last night that a fellow ski instructor has colon cancer at
    a very early age, < 30.  
    
    
12.11535BOXORN::HAYSSome things are worth dying forThu Feb 08 1996 13:065
Finding out that a first grader in our neighborhood has leukemia,  and isn't
expected to live much longer.


Phil
12.11536MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Thu Feb 08 1996 13:103
    My thing to hate today is inadequate compared to the last two.
    
    Rumors spreading throughout my group saying we are moving to Littleton!
12.11537SCAMP::MINICHINOThu Feb 08 1996 13:217
    Things to hate.....Digital's not done with downsizing...my group will
    be hit on the 19th. The fate of the rest is still unknown. Half to the
    lexington facility, the other....not quite known....
    
    ooooooooohhhh that familiar feeling of the "digital blues".
    
    
12.11538NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Feb 08 1996 13:353
>    ooooooooohhhh that familiar feeling of the "digital blues".
    
Have some Digital burgundy to ease the pain.
12.11539WAHOO::LEVESQUEmemory canyonThu Feb 08 1996 14:031
    Hope it's from somewhere decent, like Les Caillerets in Volnay...
12.11540BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityThu Feb 08 1996 14:057
| <<< Note 12.11534 by CONSLT::MCBRIDE "pack light, keep low, move fast, reload often" >>>

| Finding out last night that a fellow ski instructor has colon cancer at
| a very early age, < 30.

	Is it curable, Brian?

12.11541BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityThu Feb 08 1996 14:055

	We have a Lexington facility?????

	Jack.... LKG or TAY????
12.11542CSLALL::HENDERSONWe shall behold Him!Thu Feb 08 1996 14:069

 Lexington is a MCS Logisitics facility.





 Jim
12.11543BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityThu Feb 08 1996 14:103

	Hmmm.... didn't know that. Thanks, Jim!
12.11544CONSLT::MCBRIDEpack light, keep low, move fast, reload oftenThu Feb 08 1996 14:213
    Don't know Glen.  He had a polyp removed awhile ago and now it seems to
    have turned malignant.  Apparently this is why he has not been around
    for the last week or so.  
12.11545ySMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerThu Feb 08 1996 14:253
    Hate to say it, Jack, but I've heard that as well.....
    
    
12.11546BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityThu Feb 08 1996 14:263

	Bummer Brian. 
12.11547MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Thu Feb 08 1996 15:213
 ZZZ     Jack.... LKG or TAY????
    
    I believe TAY!  
12.11548ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunThu Feb 08 1996 15:232
    
    otay panky
12.11549BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityThu Feb 08 1996 15:455
| <<< Note 12.11547 by MKOTS3::JMARTIN "Madison...5'2'' 95 lbs." >>>

| I believe TAY!

	Ok... I'll warn them..... :-)
12.11550SCAMP::MINICHINOThu Feb 08 1996 16:244
    No guys, it's a LEX code.It is located on Hartwell drive...apparently
    near Hanscom air force base. 
    
    
12.11551MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Thu Feb 08 1996 16:291
    ehe...ehheee...Grrrrrrrrrrrr..........
12.11552DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Thu Feb 08 1996 16:309
    
    
    	Ah ha!  A friend of mine works for CSC and is on Hanscom AFB.
    	She called me a few months ago and asked who was moving into
    	that building because she saw the Digital sign go up.  She
    	was pretty psyched because I think they put a DCU branch in
    	there or at least an ATM  (she used to be a Digit) and it would
    	make things really convenient for her.
    
12.11553MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Thu Feb 08 1996 16:391
    Tell her she needs to get out more!
12.11554BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Thu Feb 08 1996 16:467
    
    	RE: JJ
    
    	Does she know Kim?  They must work very near each other.
    
    	8^)
    
12.11555First or second building off base on north side of streetCOVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertThu Feb 08 1996 16:576
>    No guys, it's a LEX code.It is located on Hartwell drive...apparently
>    near Hanscom air force base. 
    
Right at the gate, in fact.

/john    
12.11556BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Thu Feb 08 1996 17:114
    
    	So if I'd guessed the 10th building I would have been way off
    	base?
    
12.11557POLAR::RICHARDSONI sawer thatThu Feb 08 1996 17:153
    Someone in the john urinated with impunity.

    Memories of camp came to mind.
12.11558BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityThu Feb 08 1996 17:327
| <<< Note 12.11556 by BUSY::SLABOUNTY "Don't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448" >>>


| So if I'd guessed the 10th building I would have been way off base?

	No, the base is nearby

12.11559BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Thu Feb 08 1996 18:377
    
    	Thank you for explaining the joke, Glen, and doing it badly at
    	that.  8^)
    
    	The 10th building in a line of buildings "off base" would be a
    	considerable distance off base ... possibly even 1/4 mile.
    
12.11560DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Thu Feb 08 1996 18:5910
    
    
    	re: jack
    
    	She does very well tyvm.  
    
    	re: Shawn
    
    	Ummm.......  yeah.  ;)
    
12.11561TROOA::BUTKOVICHprefers petrified woodiesThu Feb 08 1996 20:249
 >>>   Note 12.11557                 Things to Hate Today                11557
    of 11560POLAR::RICHARDSON "I sawer that"                      3 lines  
    8-FEB-1996
    14:15--------------------------------------------------------------------------------   
    Someone in the john urinated with impunity.    Memories of camp came to
    mind.
    
    Maybe since he can't bug !Joan anymore, he'd moved to KAO.  Or maybe it
    was just some guy who felt the sudden need to do a few whirly twirlys!
12.11562POLAR::RICHARDSONI sawer thatThu Feb 08 1996 20:261
    Could be Mr. Catheter Problem got a job here eh?
12.11563SUBSYS::NEUMYERLongnecks and Short StoriesFri Feb 09 1996 12:169
    
    
    	TTHLN
    
    	Having to help extricate the individual from his overturned truck
    at 11:30 last nite. No major injury, but quite the nasty looking
    'accident'
    
    ed
12.11564CONSLT::MCBRIDEpack light, keep low, move fast, reload oftenFri Feb 09 1996 14:166
    TTHLN:
    
    Hearing a 48 y.o. man had a massive heart attack while skiing at 
    Wachusett last evening and reportedly did not make it.  
    
    Brian
12.11565Ban Microsoft! If it saves one mind....PSDV02::SURRETTETheCluePhoneIsRinging,AndIt'sForYOU.Fri Feb 09 1996 14:1711
    
    Microsoft VC++ is the absolute biggest POS software I've
    ever had the displeasure of encountering.
    
    I have never even touched a MAC let alone programmed one
    yet I find myself agreeing with Mr. Binder about its superior
    qualities.
    
    Walt
    
     
12.11566ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunFri Feb 09 1996 14:193
    
    Walt, Mr Binder is secretly working for Apple in their marketing dept.
    He works here only for the pleasure of soapbox. sad huh.
12.11567CSLALL::HENDERSONWe shall behold Him!Sat Feb 10 1996 02:1711


 Came out of a meeting at 3:30PM to find that we had 3 customers with
 dead or near dead Turbo Laser systems that need them replaced "yesterday"..
 Spent til about 10PM tonight working the most critical.  Hope we don't lose
 the customer :-/



 Jim
12.11568ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunMon Feb 12 1996 11:183
    
    well Jim, I'm told Boston area has some very good thorassic surgeons,
    so hang in there.
12.11569CONSLT::MCBRIDEpack light, keep low, move fast, reload oftenMon Feb 12 1996 11:5611
    TTHY:  Standing in the rain and fog from 8:00 to 3:00 at the race and
    finding our new fancy coaches jackets are less than highly water
    resistant.  Got soaked through and even my wallet inside my jacket was
    soaked.  Miserable for the kids and coaches alike.  The icing on the
    cake was one of our older kids skied into the woods and broke his
    femur.  Not goofing around, just caught an edge and got pitched into
    the trees.  Got taken away in an ambulance.  Shook some of the other
    kids up pretty well too.  Good thing he was wearing his helmet.  Hope he 
    is going to be okay :-(.  
    
    Brian
12.11570ACISS2::LEECHDia do bheatha.Mon Feb 12 1996 11:5914
    TTHT: Bailing out a friend from jail yesterday.
    
    His crime?  He kicked a plastic trash can in his home during an argument 
    with his wife.  He didn't touch her, threaten her, or do anything remotely
    illegal.  He had to spend 30 hours in jail before I could go down to
    the "justice" center and get him out. 
    
    He is going through a divorce, and it would seem that his wife is doing
    all she can to stack things in her favor.  I really feel bad for him.
    The worst part is that there is a 1 year-old child involved (my
    Godson). 
    
    
    -steve  
12.11571BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityMon Feb 12 1996 12:027

	Brian, bummer about the kid. Hopefully he will be ok.


	Steve, I'd like to comment, but not having been there, I had better
not. You probably wouldn't like it.
12.11572CSC32::M_EVANScuddly as a cactusMon Feb 12 1996 12:034
    Kicking things, punching walls, etc during an arguement can be
    interpreted as a threat to the other party in the arguement.  He would
    have done much better to walk out of the house for a fiftenn minute
    cool-off period.
12.11573ACISS2::LEECHDia do bheatha.Mon Feb 12 1996 12:077
    Agreed, Meg, but he didn't touch her.  And to put this into
    perspective, she didn't call the police when he kicked it.  She called
    a while later.  Apparently, she wasn't feeling REAL threatened at the
    time.  He's never hit her (but actually, during a previous spat, she
    hit him- he did not retaliate).
    
    -steve
12.11574WAHOO::LEVESQUEmemory canyonMon Feb 12 1996 12:168
    >Kicking things, punching walls, etc during an arguement can be
    >interpreted as a threat to the other party in the arguement.  He would
    >have done much better to walk out of the house for a fiftenn minute
    >cool-off period.
    
     Pretty easy assessment to make from behind your safe computer screen in
    your cozy office. In the heat of the moment, kicking a trashcan is
    pretty minor stuff, certainly not cause to be arrested. 
12.11575LANDO::OLIVER_Bmz morality sez...Mon Feb 12 1996 12:183
    curtain terminology:  valances, swags, tiers, and toppers.
    on top of that, my first visit to a wal-mart...sensory 
    overload...zombie-like behavior...valances, swags, etc...
12.11576with the doctahCNTROL::JENNISONJeremiah 33:3Mon Feb 12 1996 12:184
    
    	I agree.  
    
    
12.11577CONSLT::MCBRIDEpack light, keep low, move fast, reload oftenMon Feb 12 1996 12:491
    Dry skin.  
12.11578WMOIS::GIROUARD_CMon Feb 12 1996 12:501
    wry kin
12.11579BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Mon Feb 12 1996 12:523
    
    	Wray King Kong
    
12.11580CONSLT::MCBRIDEpack light, keep low, move fast, reload oftenMon Feb 12 1996 12:561
    Rae Don Chong!
12.11581WMOIS::GIROUARD_CMon Feb 12 1996 12:591
    the honorable Huey Long
12.11582BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityMon Feb 12 1996 12:591
John Holmes big....
12.11583CONSLT::MCBRIDEpack light, keep low, move fast, reload oftenMon Feb 12 1996 13:021
    ....Peterbuilt rig.
12.11584ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunMon Feb 12 1996 13:152
    
    Phyllis Diller's wig
12.11585MAIL1::CRANEMon Feb 12 1996 13:164
    Being called out at 2:00 am for an alarm at a large hotel and finding
    the manager shut off (silenced) the alarm so as not to disturb the
    residence. Made them evacuate any way and searched one room at a time
    through out the 5 floors. I`m ready for bed again.
12.11586BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityMon Feb 12 1996 13:197

	The landlady called the fire department yesterday. Seems smoke was
coming from the neighbors house. The fire department got there, but was gone
pretty quick. I still don't know what the problem was next door, but the
landlady never called over to see. I think it only took the fire department a
minute before they left. I get the feeling it was a false alarm....:-)
12.11587TROOA::trp669.tro.dec.com::ChrisI come in peaceMon Feb 12 1996 13:4456
A minor thing to hate today is that the temp this morning is -37C with the 
windchill factor!

A MAJOR TTH on Friday in the sad awareness that I live next door to
a wife beater.  Debbie, Mike and their 3 year old daughter Monica rent the 
house next door.  Marianne is my tenant (she has lived in my house for the 
past year and a half and works for the Children's Aid society) On Friday 
night I was sitting watching tv when I heard Marianne come in around
10:00pm.  About 5 minutes later I heard somebody run up to my front door 
and then a voice saying "no no, not that door, the side door"  I thought
that Marianne must have been out someplace and then invited people over -
no problem.  I couldn't tell how many people because it sounded like
a lot of commotion - the side door kept opening and slamming shut. And 
then I heard Marianne's car leave and then about 1/2 hour later come
back.  Started wondering what was going on, but still kept my nose out
of it.  Then, I could hear MAJOR banging on the windows and that's when
I knocked on the door going downstairs and asked Marianne what was going
on.  Apparently Debbie had brought Monica over to the house because
Mike had started beating her up and everyone was kind of hysterical. 
Marianne took them over to McDonalds and when they came back, that was 
when Mike started pounding on the door and window.  Debbie had called her 
brother to come and take her and Monica to her Mom's place for the night.
While I was talking to Marianne, Mike was still prowling around outside. 
Too bad Taz was over at my Dad's house!  About 5 minutes later, Debbie's 
brother and a friend show up and start yelling at Mike.  I was just 
thinking about calling the cops when they turned up - there is a police 
station not too far from my house and Debbie's brother was smart enough to 
stop there on the way over and let them know what was going on. The police 
got Mike to wait while Debbie went into the house to grab some stuff and 
then put him in the house while she left with her brother. They didn't 
charge him with anything because Debbie had not been hurt... this time. He 
only pushed her around.  Apparently this has been going on for some time 
and she left him just before Christmas but came back.  According to 
Marianne, Mike has not worked for over 3 years... some drugs are involved 
but no alcohol.  Debbie works for the city of Scarborough and has been the 
sole support for the family.  Goes to show just what can stay hidden. I 
have only talked to Debbie a couple of times since moving into the house 
in September and saw no signs that anything was wrong.  I have talked to 
Mike quite a few times - usually when we have both been outside shovelling 
or doing yard work.  He seemed like a nice enough guy - obviously worked 
around the house, drove Debbie to work each morning, babysat Monica....
He told me about a month ago that he found two part-time jobs to work at 
night which was obviously a lie.  I have told Marianne to make sure that 
Debbie knows that *if* she does come back again, and she needs to leave 
quickly and Marianne is not home, that she can come to me.  However, I am
wary about making an enemy of Mike.  It's so hard to know what is best to 
do.  Didn't see Debbie or Monica for the rest of the weekend and have not 
seen Mike either.  I don't even know if he knows that I know (!) what went 
on Friday.  I did see their puppy, Bruno, who is about 6 months old 
outside *all* day on Saturday.  It wasn't too cold, but was drizzly on and 
off.  I went out to pet him a few times.  Will keep my eye out for any 
sign that the dog is suffering and then might make a call to the Humane 
Society.  This is so sad... ;-(
	                  , ,, ,
			  ,, ,, ,,

12.11588MAIL1::CRANEMon Feb 12 1996 13:472
    .11587
    If caught in the act, just shot him, thats all.
12.11589POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Tear-Off BottomsMon Feb 12 1996 14:283
    
    Chris, that's terrible.
    
12.11590POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Tear-Off BottomsMon Feb 12 1996 15:2814
    
    (1) (Minor) The woman in my group for whom we were planning a baby shower 
    	on Wednesday had to start her maternity leave a week early on the 
    	advice of her doctor, so the shower is off.
    
    (2) (Major) My Uncle PF died this weekend 8,^(.  Complications from
    	diabetes.
      
    
    He had a sister named AB.  Their parents gave them such horrible names 
    that they went by their initials all their lives 8^).
    
    
                                                
12.11591CONSLT::MCBRIDEpack light, keep low, move fast, reload oftenMon Feb 12 1996 15:374
    Yes, Chris, that is horrible.  I hope they are able to make a break for
    it without it escalating.  
    
    Sorry to hear about your uncle, Deb.  Hang in there. 
12.11592PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BMon Feb 12 1996 16:025
  The Scrabble gods have been frowning upon me for months.
  They may have even cast a spell on me, so to speak.


12.11593CSLALL::HENDERSONWe shall behold Him!Mon Feb 12 1996 17:3017

 Seems that everytime I get together with my friend Ron (who is blind) and
 his wife (who suffers from dwarfism) things are fine til we talk politics.
 Both (neither of which are able to work due to various physical ailments)
 are convinced that no matter which republican candidate wins, they are
 going to be tossed out in the street because they fear their SS benefits
 will be cut off. 


 I took them out for breakfast Saturday morning and things were fine til
 I mentioned (and I knew the minute I did, I was in trouble) the primaries.



 Jim

12.11594Field Disservice -- I hope our customers are treated this wayDOCTP::KELLERThink=conscience and vote=libertarianTue Feb 13 1996 10:5343
    On the phone with field service...
    
    COMPUTERIZED VOICE: press 4 for PC or desktop support, press 1 for
                        hardware, press 3 for software...
    
    ME: pressing 1
    CV: all lines are busy (This is at 6:30 am) please hold
    ME: holding for 10 minutes
    MUMBLING IDIOT: can I help you (at least that is what I assume he said
    ME: Hi, my name is Geoff keller, Digital badge Number #%$^#@
    MI: whas tha promlem?
    ME: I have a SYQUEST removable disk drive that is doing flakey things 
    MI: lemmee trnsfr yu ta tha rite purshun
    ME: hold for another 10 minutes (at least the hold music is nice)
    SECOND IDIOT: What can I do for you? (at least I can hear this one)
    ME: I have a SYQUEST removable disk drive that is doing something
        weird...
    SI: Are you Internal?
    ME: yes I'm a Digital employee
    SI: Let me transfer you to the correct person
    ME: hold for another 5 minutes
    THIRD IDIOT: What the problem
    ME: (oh good we're finally getting somewhere) I have this problem with
        a SYQUEST removable dis..
    TI: What's that..?
    ME: It is an external drive attached to my PC that I can interchange 
        data cartridges on.
    TI: Let me transfer you to the right person
    ME: Hold again
    FOURTH IDIOT:  How can I help you?
    ME: I have a SYQUEST removable...
    FI: Do you have other hard drives attached to your PC?
    ME: Yes, I have an internal SCSI hard drive an external SCSI hard drive
        a 3.5 in floppy drive and a CD-ROM drive along with the SYQUEST
    FI: Can you boot from one of your other drives?
    ME: Yes I can and I always do.  I need the removable drive for backups 
        and transferring media to some third party vendors
    FI: So this was an add on product after the fact.
    ME: Yes
    FI: Oh, well I don't know anything about removable drives, you'll have
        to contact the company directly
    ME: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
        <CLICK>   
12.11595ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunTue Feb 13 1996 12:297
    
    the impending feeling of doom has arrived. All 4 of our groups have
    meetings this morning. Gee, I *wonder* what the topic will be about.
    
    Looks like our move to our new building will be minus a few heads.
    Will I make it to see my ten year anniversary in April?? Somehow,
    I doubt it.
12.11596BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityTue Feb 13 1996 12:303

	Mark...you will be around. 
12.11597SMURF::WALTERSTue Feb 13 1996 12:311
    Good luck mate.  
12.11598ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunTue Feb 13 1996 12:334
    
    I don't know about that. I feel a very strong disturbance in the force,
    something that I have not felt for a very long time. I believe Darth
    Vader has returned, and he's got a list of names with him.
12.11599CONSLT::MCBRIDEpack light, keep low, move fast, reload oftenTue Feb 13 1996 12:451
    Best o' luck, Mahk.  
12.11600GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERCONFUSIONTue Feb 13 1996 12:518
    
    
    I've had the same feeling for a few weeks, since we were told that
    there are more cuts coming.  Not a very peaceful way to live.  I would
    have 10 years in April as well.
    
    
    Mike
12.11601ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunTue Feb 13 1996 12:574
    
    " I always knew this day would come" 
    
                       Glen Ford   " The Fastest Gun Alive"
12.11602CSLALL::HENDERSONWe shall behold Him!Tue Feb 13 1996 13:1513
    
>    " I always knew this day would come" 
    
>                       Glen Ford   " The Fastest Gun Alive"



  didn't he say that in Superman as well?



 Jim
12.11603BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityTue Feb 13 1996 13:5111

	Gee April...looks like everyone is gonna be celebrating their
anniversary with ya! :-)

	Don't know much about Mark, but Mike is cool....and good looking too.
Mark might have you go to a pool hall....but notin wrong with that!



Glen
12.11604PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BTue Feb 13 1996 13:549
   the relentless, unimaginative finger-pointing that goes in here -
   Democrats are evyl - Republicans are good!  Republicans are 
   evyl - Democrats are good!  double standards this, double standards
   that!  blah, blah, blah... sheesh.  it's enough to make you ill.



   not that anyone asked.
12.11605NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Feb 13 1996 13:561
They're all evyl.  HTH.
12.11606DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Tue Feb 13 1996 13:574
    
    
    	Really nice people being taken advantage of.
    
12.11607Like me.BSS::PROCTOR_RKeybored...Tue Feb 13 1996 14:011
    >>  Really nice people being taken advantage of.
12.11608BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityTue Feb 13 1996 14:025

	Judy, I take it that they don't want to be taken advantage of???

	Tomorrow......surgery......bab's uvula....
12.11609the sound of a cash register ringing in my ears...WAHOO::LEVESQUEmemory canyonTue Feb 13 1996 14:042
    Ready to leave this am at 6:25, but the car's decided to stay home. How
    come the clutch goes all the way to the floor like that? Don't ask.
12.11610CSLALL::HENDERSONWe shall behold Him!Tue Feb 13 1996 14:045

 re .11604

 What about those Libertarians?
12.11611POLAR::RICHARDSONI sawer thatTue Feb 13 1996 14:076
    Clutch cable snapped, most likely.
    
    Cable: $100-150
    Labour:$100-150
    
    My guess: $275.00
12.11612PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BTue Feb 13 1996 14:095
> What about those Libertarians?

	oh them.  they're depraved and corruptible.

12.11613SMURF::WALTERSTue Feb 13 1996 14:101
    Shurly libertines?
12.11614CONSLT::MCBRIDEpack light, keep low, move fast, reload oftenTue Feb 13 1996 14:132
    Glenn, isn't this the second time this has happened?  Are hte cables
    really that expensive?  
12.11615POLAR::RICHARDSONI sawer thatTue Feb 13 1996 14:161
    I was guessing about Mark's problem.
12.11616BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityTue Feb 13 1996 14:185
| <<< Note 12.11611 by POLAR::RICHARDSON "I sawer that" >>>

| Labour:$100-150

	How much is labor, though?
12.11617POLAR::RICHARDSONI sawer thatTue Feb 13 1996 14:201
    Abooooot the same.
12.11618BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityTue Feb 13 1996 14:261
ya gotta pay with boots?
12.11619is that about/aboooot right?TROOA::trp669.tro.dec.com::ChrisI come in peaceTue Feb 13 1996 14:274
last few replies...

a good sense of humour shown by Glenn
a good sense of humor shown by Glen?
12.11620SCASS1::BARBER_ANo swordsTue Feb 13 1996 14:373
    My fingers are crossed Mike & Mark.
    
    Glen, behave!  8)
12.11621WAHOO::LEVESQUEmemory canyonTue Feb 13 1996 14:413
    >Clutch cable snapped, most likely.
    
     Bzzt. Slave cylinder took early retirement. $unknown.
12.11622NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Feb 13 1996 14:442
Puhlease!  Involuntary servitude cylinder.  "Slave" is offensive to descendants
of people who were victims of involuntary servitude.  HTH.
12.11623WAHOO::LEVESQUEmemory canyonTue Feb 13 1996 14:451
    Guess they'd really be offended by master/slave flip/flops...
12.11624CSLALL::HENDERSONWe shall behold Him!Tue Feb 13 1996 14:463

 Yikes!
12.11625much to cold for flip flopsHBAHBA::HAASExtra low prices and hepatitis too!~Tue Feb 13 1996 14:460
12.11626SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIHe's no lackey!! He's a toady!!Tue Feb 13 1996 14:474
    
    
    yeah.. and female/male connectors...
    
12.11627LANDO::OLIVER_Bmz morality sez...Tue Feb 13 1996 14:521
    oo la la!
12.11628ROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150 kts. is TOO slow!Tue Feb 13 1996 14:573
    Don't forget sex-changers.
    
    Bob
12.11629BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Tue Feb 13 1996 14:588
    
	>Gee April...looks like everyone is gonna be celebrating their
	>anniversary with ya! :-)
    		     ----
    
    
    	Ummm, make that "in".
    
12.11630SCASS1::BARBER_ANo swordsTue Feb 13 1996 15:021
    8o !
12.11631WAHOO::LEVESQUEmemory canyonTue Feb 13 1996 15:063
    >	Ummm, make that "in".
    
    As in "in Slab's dreams". /hth
12.11632BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Tue Feb 13 1996 15:089
    
    	Glen misquoted, and I corrected him.
    
    	I was just trying to make the obvious [and expected] sexual
    	reference, while at the same time not a self-referential one.
    
    	As a matter of fact, my 10-year anniversary is this year, but
    	for a couple of reasons it won't happen in April.
    
12.11633GAVEL::JANDROWPartly To Mostly BlondeTue Feb 13 1996 15:394
    
    tth:  sore muscles
    
    
12.11634MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Tue Feb 13 1996 15:445
>    	As a matter of fact, my 10-year anniversary is this year, but
>    	for a couple of reasons it won't happen in April.

Is this an announcement?

12.11635*8)BSS::PROCTOR_RKeybored...Tue Feb 13 1996 15:503
    >> tth:  sore muscles
    
    Is this an announcement too?
12.11636BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Tue Feb 13 1996 15:528
    
    	RE: Jack
    
    	Reason #1: My anniversary is in October.
    
    	Reason #2: April wouldn't give me the time of day even if it
    		   were tattooed on her forehead.
    
12.11637SCASS1::BARBER_ANo swordsTue Feb 13 1996 15:533
    That's not true!  It's 11:54!
    
    8)
12.11638Idle thoughtBSS::PROCTOR_RKeybored...Tue Feb 13 1996 15:545
    >> April wouldn't give me the time of day even if if
    >> were tattooed on her forehead.
    
    Yeah, but would she if you had "Welcome to Jamaica man, have a nice
    day" tattooed on yer carcass?
12.11639CONSLT::MCBRIDEpack light, keep low, move fast, reload oftenTue Feb 13 1996 15:551
    Is Jamaica man anything like Piltdown man or Java man?  
12.11640soft on life.BSS::PROCTOR_RKeybored...Tue Feb 13 1996 15:565
    >>  Is Jamaica man anything like Piltdown man or Java man?
    
    nah; 
    
    	Meltdown man.
12.11641BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Tue Feb 13 1996 15:565
    
    	RE: Rob
    
    	Maybe, but she might want to know who that Wendy chick is.
    
12.11642BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Tue Feb 13 1996 15:576
    
    >That's not true!  It's 11:54!
    
    
    	Wow ... progress!!  All hope is not lost just yet!!
    
12.11643CONSLT::MCBRIDEpack light, keep low, move fast, reload oftenTue Feb 13 1996 15:581
    Yes it is, Shawn.  You just don't know it yet.
12.11644SMURF::BINDERManus Celer DeiTue Feb 13 1996 16:025
    .11637
    
    > It's 11:54!
    
    She was lying, Shawn.  Check the timestamp on her reply.
12.11645BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Tue Feb 13 1996 16:046
    
    	Yeah, I know, Binder, I gave her the benefit of the doubt.  I fig-
    	ure if I was trying to get to a meeting, and the actual time was a
    	minute earlier than the time she gave me, at least I'd get there a
    	minute early instead of a minute late.
    
12.11646CNTROL::JENNISONJeremiah 33:3Tue Feb 13 1996 16:384
    
    	free hint: April's in Texas...
    
    
12.11647SMURF::WALTERSTue Feb 13 1996 16:401
    April in Paris, Texas
12.11648ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunTue Feb 13 1996 16:402
    
    <---- wrong. It's in 2 months. hth kfc ipa
12.11649POLAR::RICHARDSONI sawer thatTue Feb 13 1996 16:403
    It's still February here.
    
    8^/
12.11650NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Feb 13 1996 16:543
>    It's still February here.
    
Different time zone.  HTH.
12.11651At least your free hint was worth every pennyBUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Tue Feb 13 1996 16:557
    
    >	free hint: April's in Texas...
    
    
    	Thanks, Karen.  I guess the different time zone would explain
    	the fact that she was a minute off.
    
12.11652NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Feb 13 1996 16:571
Um, Shawn, look again.
12.11653BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Tue Feb 13 1996 17:024
    
    	I never remarked on the hours portion of the time, just the minutes
    	portion.  The hour conversion is easy to do.
    
12.11654SX4GTO::OLSONDBTC Palo AltoTue Feb 13 1996 17:175
    My grandfather has lived to see his second wife decline and die.
    She was 86, he is 91, and still doing pretty well, but very depressed.
    My father is flying today to South Dakota to help handle the affairs.
    
    DougO
12.11655POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of PerditionTue Feb 13 1996 17:184
    
    How sad.  I'm sorry, Doug 8^(.
    
    
12.11656GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERCONFUSIONTue Feb 13 1996 17:206
    
    
    Sorry to hear of your family's loss, Doug.
    
    
    Mike
12.11657ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunTue Feb 13 1996 17:302
    
    sorry to hear that DougO.
12.11658MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Tue Feb 13 1996 17:471
    Likewise DougO!
12.11659BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityTue Feb 13 1996 19:051
bummer, doug.....
12.11660SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Tue Feb 13 1996 21:0717
    
    
    	The $^&*^$) starter I procured from the salvage yard. It seems to
    have this annoying electrical problem. Sometimes when I go to start the
    car, the tachometer jumps all over the place and the starter doesn't
    want to turn. Then, when it does turn, it won't stop turning (even
    after the car starts)! I managed to get the car started just a bit ago
    and let it run for about 20mins. Then I made the mistake of shutting
    off the car and trying to restart it (usually the starter works fine
    when warmed up). Starter wouldn't turn! Tach jumped all over again.
    After three or four turns of the key I couldn't even get the tach to
    move or the starter relay to click.....dead nothing. It's heading
    towards sub-zero outside and I am NOT looking forward to roll-starting
    this pig tonight. Wot a bummer....
    
    jim (who's going to call Ford in the morning and find out how much a
    NEW starter is!)
12.11661BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Tue Feb 13 1996 21:108
    
    	Guess: bad starter solenoid.
    
    	Bring it back and trade it for another 1, if you can.
    
    	Or go to a NAPA/Replacement and buy a rebuilt ... they might be
    	guaranteed.  If so, well worth the $40-$50.
    
12.11662GENRAL::RALSTONFugitive from the law of averagesTue Feb 13 1996 21:132
Even rebuilt starters have numerous problems. I would never buy one from
a junkyard. Just asking for trouble.
12.11663EVMS::MORONEYNever underestimate the power of human stupidityTue Feb 13 1996 21:356
I don't know what Ford is doing now or how old Jim's ride is, but
older Ford starters have a separate solenoid and this can make the
starter do weird things even if the starter is fine.  (follow the
+ battery cable. does it go to a small black thingy with a thick
wire to the starter and 1 or 2 small wires?  If so you have this type.
Replace it.
12.11664SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Tue Feb 13 1996 21:539
    
    
    	Yes, I have a solenoid like that. I actually did replace it once,
    but I got a bit overzealous on torquing the nuts down and cracked the
    new one (I swore loud and long over that). I'll pick up another one
    tomorrow and try it.
    
    
    jim
12.11665WMOIS::GIROUARD_CWed Feb 14 1996 09:165
    re; "don't know what Ford's doing right now..."
    
        the big suck as far as i'm concerned. i will never, ever, ever buy
        another Ford or Mercury product without some large caliber hand gun
        pointed at my brain stem.
12.11666SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Wed Feb 14 1996 10:107
    
    
    re -1
    
    	I can help you out there....:)
    
    
12.11667CHEFS::COOKSHalf Man,Half BiscuitWed Feb 14 1996 10:367
    Top UK pop group Take That have split up at the height of their
    success.
    
    Such a talented bunch of lads.
    
    And that Jason Orange was particularly cushty.
    
12.11668WMOIS::GIROUARD_CWed Feb 14 1996 11:251
    how so, Jim? would you join me in an armed assualt on Detroit? :-)
12.11669ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunWed Feb 14 1996 11:482
    
    but chip and Jim, *Ford* is your friend, it means you no harm.
12.11670SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerWed Feb 14 1996 12:4010
    re: .11669
    
    It may not mean you any harm, but it also doesn't mean to sell
    you anything that runs, either.  If anyone's ever gotten a 
    trouble free vehicle from Ford, I'm sure it was a mistake.
    
    $800 this month, sheesh.
    
    
    
12.11671SCASS1::BARBER_ANo swordsWed Feb 14 1996 13:431
    cushty?
12.11672CONSLT::MCBRIDEKeep hands &amp; feet inside ride at all timesWed Feb 14 1996 14:1218
    TTHLN:
    
    Watching a dozen ski instructors head into the patrol shack as they
    loaded another instructor straight into the ambulance, on the sled. 
    Apparently he launched out of his skis and into the woods.  It was
    suspected that he hit a tree with his head.  Rumor was, he was bleeding
    from the ear.  He was not wearing a helmet.  I called the hospital 
    this AM but he was no longer there.  I am hoping he was discharged 
    rather than taken to UMASS in Worc.  His wife, who is 8 months pregnant 
    was called, picked up and taken to the hospital to meet up with him.  
    Knowing this person and how they ski, I can say without any doubt he 
    was not out of control.  Witnesses also confirmed this.  After the 
    heart attack last week where the person died, there were several folks
    that were really shook up.  It has been a scary season this year.  
    
    Brian
    
    
12.116732nd place again. sob.BSS::PROCTOR_RKeybored...Wed Feb 14 1996 14:256
>>           <<< Note 12.11666 by SUBPAC::SADIN "Freedom isn't free." >>>

    
>>     	I can help you out there....:)
    
    ya stole my line!
12.11674CHEFS::COOKSHalf Man,Half BiscuitWed Feb 14 1996 14:4411
    re.12.11671
    
    "Cushty" is English young girlie teenage speak for handsome young man.
    
    ..and Take That are certainly very handsome young men. But you might
    not know that as they never really took off in Murica (but are massive
    everywhere else). 
    
    Monsieur Silva is advised to check `em out. Especially Jason Orange
    as I say. 
    
12.11675GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheWed Feb 14 1996 17:286
    
    the brakes on my car making a noise i have never heard before.  and
    hoping it doesn't cost me too much to have them (and the other minor
    things) fixed...
    
    
12.11676ACISS2::LEECHDia do bheatha.Wed Feb 14 1996 17:344
    It's bowling night.  
    
    If my bowling sucked any more, I would be in jeopardy of creating a
    localized black hole. 
12.11677CPEEDY::MARKEYHe's ma...ma...ma...mad sirWed Feb 14 1996 17:388
    If my bowling sucked any more, I would be in jeopardy of creating a
                                   ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    localized black hole. 
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    
    Maybe the problem is that your head's stuck in Uranus... :-)
    
    -b
12.11678LANDO::OLIVER_Bmz morality sez...Wed Feb 14 1996 17:403
    if one more person says, "gee, it's really snowing"  i think
    i'll scream.  it's like walking into a sauna and saying
    "gee, it's really hot in here".
12.11679POLAR::RICHARDSONI sawer thatWed Feb 14 1996 17:413
    12.11677

    This looks like repository fodder to me.
12.11680ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunWed Feb 14 1996 17:413
    
    well steve, at least your are not a bowling machine. oh, and maybe
    shawn will challenge you to a contest to boot.
12.11681SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIHe's no lackey!! He's a toady!!Wed Feb 14 1996 17:427
    
    <-------
    
    >contest to boot.
    
    We're talking pool and bowliung here.... not football...
    
12.11682CNTROL::JENNISONJeremiah 33:3Wed Feb 14 1996 17:494
    
    	my '85 mustang gave me no trouble, until I drove it into
    	a telephone pole...  
    
12.11683SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIHe's no lackey!! He's a toady!!Wed Feb 14 1996 17:534
    
    
    Hi!! I'm Joe Stimkowski, and I work for AT&T!!!
    
12.11684LANDO::OLIVER_Bmz morality sez...Wed Feb 14 1996 17:541
    oh, karen.  bummer.
12.11685ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunWed Feb 14 1996 19:083
    
    Karen, was there a good reason for ruining a perfectly good telephone
    pole?? Let me guess, it jumped out at you.
12.11686BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Wed Feb 14 1996 19:094
    
    	It swerved left, and it swerved right, and she narrowly avoided
    	missing it.
    
12.11687CPEEDY::MARKEYHe's ma...ma...ma...mad sirWed Feb 14 1996 19:1721
    
    I once saw a woman take out 2 (count 'em 2) telephone poles, with
    her car flying through the air somewhat sideways, driver's side
    door pointing down at the road... she hit the curb on a curve,
    going (I'm estimating) at least 60 in a 25 MPH zone. Sparks
    were flying everwhere, and what was really weird was watching
    the poles she severed bobbing up and down since the wires between
    them didn't break... she lived, somehow, although I hear she
    messed up her face _bigtime_ (according to her insurance company,
    which came to interview me a few years later, close to $200K
    in surgery was required for this particular Humpty Dumpty)...
    
    I was just sitting looking at the water at the res. in West
    Boylston, in the wee hours of the morning (2 or 3 AM) and
    suddenly this woman comes along and scares the crap out of
    me... I figured she was toast, and really didn't want to look
    at the result, so I just started up the motor and sped off to
    the police station, which luckily, was just a few hundred yards
    away...
    
    -b
12.11688LANDO::OLIVER_Bmz morality sez...Wed Feb 14 1996 19:374
    i saw i guy do that!  it was amazing!  on malden st
    headed for pinecroft dairy.  it happened in a split
    second.  he was okay, but he yelled at us when we 
    stopped to ask.
12.11689BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityWed Feb 14 1996 20:2614
12.11690GIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Wed Feb 14 1996 21:136
Poor Glen!

Have a good r & r.


\C
12.11691EVMS::MORONEYNever underestimate the power of human stupidityWed Feb 14 1996 21:1613
I saw someone take out two light poles once.  Was walking home late one
night and was just outside my house.  This was on a city street that had
a nice long straight stretch then went into some S curves.  I saw/heard
someone approach at a high rate of speed and I hurried in to report the
accident that hadn't happened yet.  Sure enough he went flying past,
heard the squeal of tires, crash and the streetlights all went out.
Somehow the fool got the car started up again, threw it in reverse and
he went across the road into another streetlight.  A tree also got
involved at one point judging from its scar.
Also, there were two depressions from where the tires actually burned
a hole into the pavement when he was revving the engine while hung up
on something.

12.11692COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertWed Feb 14 1996 21:316
The guy who owns the bambi woods out behind my house called to say that
someone had offered him $400,000 to turn it into four new house lots.

I'm not sure it's buildable, but they'll try to get approval, I fear.

/john
12.11693MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Feb 14 1996 22:502
Sounds like you're in for plenty of ice cream, jello, and pudding, Glen.

12.11694BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityThu Feb 15 1996 01:195
| <<< Note 12.11693 by MOLAR::DELBALSO "I (spade) my (dogface)" >>>

| Sounds like you're in for plenty of ice cream, jello, and pudding, Glen.

	I had 3 bowls of ice cream tonight.... it still hurts. :-)
12.11695GIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Thu Feb 15 1996 01:333
The gelato journey....

\C
12.11696WMOIS::GIROUARD_CThu Feb 15 1996 09:311
    hope you get comfortable soon, Glen.
12.11697WMOIS::GIROUARD_CThu Feb 15 1996 09:323
    the weathermen lied again about the snow stopping. why do they lie?
    
    i haven't seen one of them running for public office or anything.
12.11698BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityThu Feb 15 1996 10:387
| <<< Note 12.11693 by MOLAR::DELBALSO "I (spade) my (dogface)" >>>

| Sounds like you're in for plenty of ice cream, jello, and pudding, Glen.


	I owe you one, Jack. Last night my dreams had Bill Cosby making an
appearance many a time. I REALLY REALLY owe you! :-)
12.11699BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityThu Feb 15 1996 10:4113

	Chip....channel 7 tabloid weather feels the need to tell us, and zero
in on how 1 of their computers is saying we're going to get dumped on.
Meanwhile, the other stations have said it is going to turn to rain on the
coast. Channel 7 should not be allowed to call themselves weatherpeople. They
are FAR from it. 

	I think if I see Todd Gross smile one more time when he says we're
going to get dumped on, I will puke. 


Glen
12.11700BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityThu Feb 15 1996 10:423

	I hate to snarf!!!  (but someone has to do it)
12.11701BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityThu Feb 15 1996 10:5811
12.11702GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERCONFUSIONThu Feb 15 1996 11:0312
    
    
    
    Glen,
    
    
    Get one of those paper towel tubes and stick it down your throat before
    bedtime.  I don't know what effect this will have on your Bill Cosby
    dreams.
    
    
    hth,
12.11703BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityThu Feb 15 1996 11:533

	Paper???? GAG!
12.11704CNTROL::JENNISONJeremiah 33:3Thu Feb 15 1996 11:5813
    
    	haven't read all the replies, but in response to the
    	mustang question ...
    
    	My mom said I prolly drove it into the pole 'cause the ashtrays
    	were full, and I needed a new one.
    
    	Actually, I was unexpectedly experimenting with "autopilot", which,
    	unfortunately, Ford hadn't included as a feature.  Nowadays, I
    	try to stay awake when I drive.
    
    	K
    
12.11705POLAR::RICHARDSONI sawer thatThu Feb 15 1996 12:024
12.11706side effectsGAAS::BRAUCHERWelcome to ParadiseThu Feb 15 1996 12:137
    
      Glen - watch out for codeine.  It's not strong, so there is a
     tendency to take too much.  But take too much and it hardens the
     stool, causing pain during number 2, or even impaction.  You
     could wind up having an enema.
    
      bb
12.11707CSLALL::HENDERSONWe shall behold Him!Thu Feb 15 1996 12:2212


 Local grocery store, which 2 years ago introduced a new check cashing 
 card for our security and protection, has instituted a new policy for
 our security and protection..when cashing a check one must present
 the "courtesy card" and a photo ID.




 Jim
12.11708LANDO::OLIVER_Bmz morality sez...Thu Feb 15 1996 12:221
    uvula own worst enema.
12.11709NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Feb 15 1996 12:231
We have met the enema, and he is codeine.
12.11710SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIHe's no lackey!! He's a toady!!Thu Feb 15 1996 12:3410
12.11711LANDO::OLIVER_Bmz morality sez...Thu Feb 15 1996 12:351
    the enema of my enema is my prune juice.
12.11712NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Feb 15 1996 12:437
Things to really really hate:

We want to educate Dina orally.  We live in the city of Boston, which has a
very poor ASL-based school for the deaf.  The city is required to provide an
appropriate education.  They are going to say that their program is appropriate.
We will probably end up going to court.  If we lose and we decide to pay for
her education ourselves, we can be found in contempt of court.
12.11713POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of ValentinesThu Feb 15 1996 12:493
    
    How ludicrous 8^(.
    
12.11714MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Thu Feb 15 1996 12:5417
re:  <<< Note 12.11712 by NOTIME::SACKS "Gerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085" >>>

Wait a minute. Let me see if I understand this.

You contend that the city doesn't provide for your needs.

The city disagrees.

The matter goes to court.

The court may decide you're wrong and the city's right.

You say "OK" and decide to get what you need at your own expense.

And they can find you in contempt for that? Does that mean that if
they decide the city's right, you are required by law to use only
what the city provides? What sense does that make?
12.11715NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Feb 15 1996 12:551
You got it, Jack.  It's ludicrous.
12.11716WECARE::GRIFFINJohn Griffin ZKO1-3/B31 381-1159Thu Feb 15 1996 13:052
    Are there no Jewish educational resources to tap into on this?
    In other words -- go private (?).
12.11717NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Feb 15 1996 13:105
We want to go private.  Good deaf schools are expensive -- think Ivy League
college tuitions.  We don't want to send her to boarding school.  There are
no Jewish deaf schools, if that's what you're suggesting (certainly not in
the Boston area).  One option is for us to move from Brighton to Brookline,
but it would cost a lot of money and would disrupt the girls' lives.
12.11718GMASEC::KELLYNot The Wrong PersonThu Feb 15 1996 13:221
    using my indian name again
12.11719CONSLT::MCBRIDEKeep hands &amp; feet inside ride at all timesThu Feb 15 1996 14:172
    Buck up Glen, heals time all wounds or something like that.  Hope you
    are doing okay Karen.  
12.11720DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Thu Feb 15 1996 14:439
    
    
    	Glen, if you wanna feel really loopy, take a Percoset with
    	a beer.
    
    
    	hhhhhhhhoooooooooooweeeeeeeeeeeeee!  I was on Percoset after
    	fracturing my tailbone.
    
12.11721BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Thu Feb 15 1996 14:448
    
    >	hhhhhhhhoooooooooooweeeeeeeeeeeeee!  I was on Percoset after
    > 	fracturing my tailbone.
    
    	JJ, I have a feeling that people wouldn't be so inclined to bust
    	your *ss in HEAVY_METAL if they knew you were perfectly capable
    	of doing it yourself.
    
12.11722TROOA::BUTKOVICHprefers petrified woodiesThu Feb 15 1996 14:529
    The guy next door yelled at me last night asking where his effing wife
    is!  I was outside shovelling and he pulls up in his car and right away
    starts screaming at me.  I know that his wife has a restraining order
    against him and is staying with her mother and I'm sure he knows it
    too.  I don't want to make an enemy of this guy, so I calmly said that
    I was sorry, I hadn't seen her since last weekend and had no idea where
    she was.  Thankfully, that seemed to be enough - he stomped into his
    house.  I was glad that Taz was outside with me... needless to say I
    didn't feel like shovelling anymore, so we went into the house. :-(
12.11723BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityThu Feb 15 1996 17:269
| <<< Note 12.11706 by GAAS::BRAUCHER "Welcome to Paradise" >>>


| Glen - watch out for codeine.  It's not strong, so there is a
| tendency to take too much.  But take too much and it hardens the
| stool, causing pain during number 2, or even impaction.  You
| could wind up having an enema.

	I've switched to percs...... much betttterrhfww. :-)
12.11724BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityThu Feb 15 1996 17:276
| <<< Note 12.11708 by LANDO::OLIVER_B "mz morality sez..." >>>

| uvula own worst enema.


	SCCCRRREEAAAMMM!!!!!  Too funny! :-)
12.11725BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityThu Feb 15 1996 17:299
| <<< Note 12.11720 by DECWIN::JUDY "That's *Ms. Bitch* to you!" >>>



| Glen, if you wanna feel really loopy, take a Percoset with a beer.


	No thanks..... I'm already wasted enough now.... 

12.11726CSLALL::HENDERSONWe shall behold Him!Thu Feb 15 1996 18:2110

 
I've either gotta shave off the moustache, or quit drinking coffee.  I'm tired
 of having little coffee drip spots on my white shirts.




Jim
12.11727NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Feb 15 1996 18:242
I've never has a problem with that.  A moustache _does_ get in the way
when you have a cold.
12.11728or drink through one of those itty bitty straw/stirrersWAHOO::LEVESQUEmemory canyonThu Feb 15 1996 18:263
    >I've either gotta shave off the moustache, or quit drinking coffee. 
    
     Or trim the dang thing.
12.11729POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of ValentinesThu Feb 15 1996 18:263
    
    A kiss without a moustache is like an egg without salt.
    
12.11730CSLALL::HENDERSONWe shall behold Him!Thu Feb 15 1996 18:387
>    >I've either gotta shave off the moustache, or quit drinking coffee. 
    
 >    Or trim the dang thing.


 hmmm..
12.11731PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BThu Feb 15 1996 18:462
   .11729  she loves to say that.  even though it is arguable. ;>
12.11732NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Feb 15 1996 18:471
Moustaches cause high blood pressure?
12.11733SMURF::BINDERManus Celer DeiThu Feb 15 1996 18:503
    .11731
    
    I'm available for field research.
12.11734{tremble}POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of ValentinesThu Feb 15 1996 18:518
    
    .11731
    
    Just imagine that soft bristly feeling on your lips.
    
    ...%^}
    
    
12.11735PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BThu Feb 15 1996 18:567
    
>    Just imagine that soft bristly feeling on your lips.

	yes, yes, yes - i've felt it many a time, thanks.
	i prefer clean-shaven men though.  

	fascinating, eh?  eeyah.  
12.11736CNTROL::JENNISONJeremiah 33:3Thu Feb 15 1996 19:393
    
    	<--- moi aussi !
    
12.11737SPEZKO::FRASERMobius Loop; see other sideThu Feb 15 1996 20:069
    
>    Just imagine that soft bristly feeling on your lips.
        
        Say nothing &y - down; ah say _down_ boy! ;*)
        
    
    
    

12.11738POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of ValentinesThu Feb 15 1996 20:083
    
    <-- Shaddap you!
        
12.11739SHRCTR::PJOHNSONaut disce, aut discedeThu Feb 15 1996 20:0810
I'll tell you what rots my socks: standing in a line in a convenience
store and waiting, waiting, waiting while people who're only doing
lottery crap spend for-*^$%#-ever "I'll take three setforlife and four
goldengrab and twelve greedytwit -- how much is that so far? Oh, and
how about (pause) (pause) (pause) two of those, oh, what's good? Let
me see, I don't know, OK, two contributetopeewee..."

Society bites lately.

Pete
12.11740CSLALL::HENDERSONWe shall behold Him!Thu Feb 15 1996 20:1415


 I got stuck in a line of lottery hounds one night when there was a big
 powerball jackpot up for grabs.  I was in a hurry and all I wanted
 was a roll of breathsavers.  I was beginning to wonder if I'd ever get
 out of there.


 I don't mind them selling the lottery stuff (don't play m'self) but
 set up a line just for that, fer cryin' out loud.



Jim
12.11741A ripe opportunity given your intended purchase?MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Thu Feb 15 1996 20:174
Mebbe you shoulda just breathed on 'em all, Jim.

:^)

12.11742BROKE::PARTSThu Feb 15 1996 20:228
    
    macro definitions provided by microsoft visual C (Version 4.0)
    system files.  real robust...
    
    #define _tolower(_c)	( (_c)-'A'+'a' )
    #define _toupper(_c)	( (_c)-'a'+'A' )
    
    
12.11743aaaaarghGIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Thu Feb 15 1996 20:3114
I have an unscheduled dry-cleaning bill.


I threw a lumbar pillow at one of the guys being irritating 
- it hit his coffee
- the coffee hit his shirt - and his tie.....  


Is it time to go home yet?  
So far the day is not looking good 
- and it's raining.


\C
12.11744BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Thu Feb 15 1996 20:353
    
    	'chele, he started it.  I think that's 9/10 of the law, isn't it?
    
12.11745GIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Thu Feb 15 1996 20:529
Yup - it was his fault :^}
It's not like a meant to hit anywhere important, like coffee.  I was trying to 
bounce the beastly thing off the top of his head and HE MOVED!

Lumbar pillows are good for sword fights, but difficult to throw with any 
degree of accuracy.


\C
12.11746MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Thu Feb 15 1996 21:097
>So far the day is not looking good 
>- and it's raining.

It could be worse, Chele.

It could be winter.

12.11747GIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Fri Feb 16 1996 01:127
Autumn is just a few weeks away.  

I'm convinced that people are actually designed to hibernate during wet/icky 
weather.  All in favour??


\C
12.11748CSLALL::HENDERSONWe shall behold Him!Fri Feb 16 1996 02:3713
>Mebbe you shoulda just breathed on 'em all, Jim.

>:^)



 Well, the breath mints weren't for me, Jack ;-)



 Jim

12.11749GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERCONFUSIONFri Feb 16 1996 11:083
    
    
    It's snowing like crazy here in Maryland.....
12.11750BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityFri Feb 16 1996 11:181
<---yer a Mary! :-)  
12.11751USAT05::HALLRCome to the Throne of GraceFri Feb 16 1996 11:303
    He's a woosh too! :-)
    
    RoN
12.11752:')GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERgoing, going, goneFri Feb 16 1996 11:332
    
    A Mary, eh?  MAybe that'll keep yer cotton pickers off of me....
12.11753CONSLT::MCBRIDEKeep hands &amp; feet inside ride at all timesFri Feb 16 1996 12:132
    Conflict, dorks jumping green lights to turn left, winter.  Not
    necessarily connected.
12.11754CSLALL::HENDERSONWe shall behold Him!Fri Feb 16 1996 12:148

 Waking up with a bit of a sore throat.




 Jim
12.11755SCASS1::BARBER_Acatch a groove and let it flowFri Feb 16 1996 12:216
    
}}Autumn is just a few weeks away.  
    
    huh?  Maybe in reverse...
    
    You meant Spring, right \C?
12.11756CONSLT::MCBRIDEKeep hands &amp; feet inside ride at all timesFri Feb 16 1996 12:231
    No, her world is upside down.
12.11757CSLALL::HENDERSONWe shall behold Him!Fri Feb 16 1996 12:308

 Chele is in Australia, where it is nearly fall.




 Jim
12.11758ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunFri Feb 16 1996 12:302
    
    <---- she's also on a different schedule, as well.
12.11759CSLALL::HENDERSONWe shall behold Him!Fri Feb 16 1996 12:323

 Not only that, she's in a different hemisphere
12.11760ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunFri Feb 16 1996 12:412
    
    not only that, chele is just different period
12.11761GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERgoing, going, goneFri Feb 16 1996 12:433
    
    
    3 new vp's appointed in the last week....
12.11762USAT05::HALLRCome to the Throne of GraceFri Feb 16 1996 12:431
    that's the NEW D.E.C.
12.11763SCASS1::BARBER_Acatch a groove and let it flowFri Feb 16 1996 12:494
    The lovely smell of vanilla nut kaffe brewing here at my desk and
    wafting through the office.
    
    Yum!
12.11764SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIHe's no lackey!! He's a toady!!Fri Feb 16 1996 12:575
    
    >vanilla nut kaffe
    
    Glad you called it that, cause it certainly can't be "coffee"
    
12.11765POLAR::RICHARDSONI sawer thatFri Feb 16 1996 13:025
    <--    why do you hate that?

    See, when they do more cutting, they have to hire more VP's.

    It's so predictable, it's nauseating. 8^p
12.11766SCASS1::BARBER_Acatch a groove and let it flowFri Feb 16 1996 13:053
    .11763 is definitely a thing to like today.  oops!
    
    8)
12.11767CONSLT::MCBRIDEKeep hands &amp; feet inside ride at all timesFri Feb 16 1996 13:5510
    TTHLN: Found out a good friend of mine is semi related to the family
    where one daughter had her boyfriend kill her sister.  His fiancee is
    related through marriage, not blood, in a step aunt/uncle sort of way. 
    He attended the funeral and said it was quite the scene with reporters 
    etc.  The casket was open which he said was a big mistake since the body 
    had been in the woods for quite awhile.  It shocked me to hear how they
    plotted, and then carried out the deed.  The boyfriend strangled the
    sister with a bicycle chain then dragged her out into the woods.  The
    sister went out to be sure she was dead.  All because the sister had a
    crush on the boyfriend.  Sick, sick, sick.  
12.11768CSLALL::HENDERSONWe shall behold Him!Fri Feb 16 1996 14:078

 Strange case, that one..though I guess they all are.




 Jim
12.11769BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Fri Feb 16 1996 14:145
    
    	RE: Brian
    
    	What does "dorks jumping green lights to turn left" mean?
    
12.11770NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Fri Feb 16 1996 14:155
re vanilla nut kaffe:

I'm thankful that when I sat near the coffee station, flavored coffees weren't
yet popular.  Now the whole area stinks of flavored coffees.  I like the smell
of coffee, but flavored coffees make me gag.
12.11771PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BFri Feb 16 1996 14:172
  i am wichoo, gerald.
12.11772WAHOO::LEVESQUEmemory canyonFri Feb 16 1996 14:172
    Light turns green and people scoot out in front of oncoming traffic to
    take a left turn in contravention of the right of way rules.
12.11773EVMS::MORONEYNever underestimate the power of human stupidityFri Feb 16 1996 14:207
re .11769:

I assume he means what we called the "Buffalo Left Turn" when I lived there.
Car A is northbound is at red light and wants to go straight.  Car B
is southbound at same light and wants to turn left.  As soon as the light
goes green (or usually _before_ it turns green) Car B stomps it, turns left
and cuts off A.
12.11774POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of ValentinesFri Feb 16 1996 14:2419
    
    Re: murder in Groton
    
    This was all over the local paper yesterday 8^/.  Much more complicated
    than originally reported.
    
    Evidently Heather (the sister) was living with her boyfriend Paul. 
    Stephanie (the murdered girl) moved in with them after being bounced
    from father to mother to grandfather to foster family.  Stephanie and
    Paul had a fling; Stephanie's friend says she became pregnant and had
    an abortion.  Others deny this.
    
    The report also said the biological father wanted nothing to do with
    his daughters after the divorce, and the biological mother threw them 
    out because they didn't get along with her new husband.
    
    Really, really depressing articles.
    
    
12.11775BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Fri Feb 16 1996 14:268
    
    	"Cut off" is a hazy concept, depending on the distance between
    	the cars.
    
    	I think I defended the left-turners the last time this topic
    	came up, because I contend that it's possible to take a left
    	without cutting anyone off ... if you're fast enough.
    
12.11776CONSLT::MCBRIDEKeep hands &amp; feet inside ride at all timesFri Feb 16 1996 14:325
    Yes, this is the dorkish behavior I am talking about.  Said dork almost
    broadsided me while I was making a right turn at the same intersection. 
    Properly signaled as well I might add.  
    
    RE: Groton murders, very, very depressing IMO.  
12.11777CNTROL::JENNISONJeremiah 33:3Fri Feb 16 1996 14:448
    
    	TTHT:
    
    	Started my morning by knocking over a 20 ounce coffee.  It spilled
    	all over my keyboard and under my workstation, and all over the
    	papers around my workstation.
    
    	
12.11778BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Fri Feb 16 1996 14:455
    
    	Was there sugar in the coffee?
    
    	If so, that keyboard might be doomed.
    
12.11779BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityFri Feb 16 1996 17:035
| <<< Note 12.11754 by CSLALL::HENDERSON "We shall behold Him!" >>>

| Waking up with a bit of a sore throat.

	Somene steal your uvula during the night, Jim??? :-)
12.11780BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityFri Feb 16 1996 17:058

	Karen, you're going on vacation next week, right? I certainly hope so.
Bummer about the coffe spill. Are you suing? Oh wait.... it came from
Tobins...so it could never be proven to be too hot. :-)


Glen
12.11781BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Fri Feb 16 1996 17:103
    
    	Jim, it'll behoove ya to take care of your uvula.
    
12.11782POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of The Counter KingFri Feb 16 1996 20:455
    
    Getting a phone call from someone who said "Hi!  This is Terry!"
    
    I know THREE Terrys!
    
12.11783POLAR::RICHARDSONI sawer thatFri Feb 16 1996 20:501
    Boy, you're terryer than I am.
12.11784POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of The Counter KingFri Feb 16 1996 20:533
    
    I'm the terryest.
    
12.11785CSLALL::HENDERSONWe shall behold Him!Sat Feb 17 1996 02:079

 TTH tonight...
 

 Phone call from an old friend...


 
12.11786CSC32::M_EVANScuddly as a cactusSat Feb 17 1996 02:097
    Best friend's father is terminal.
    
    Good friend who I love like a sister facing major surgery with nasty
    potentials.
    
    having to violate lent by dealing with excrement by self-important
    hooligans, they know who they are....
12.11787POLAR::RICHARDSONI sawer thatSat Feb 17 1996 02:591
    Everything.
12.11788Can't she read? This is their "nonsense" topicCOVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertSat Feb 17 1996 06:0858
Idjit moderator of another conference:

    I am deleting this note for the reasons that it denigrates ethnic
    groups, is not written in understandable english, and is basically a
    trashnote.

================================================================================
Note 500.88                 (LITE) The nonsense topic                   88 of 89
COVERT::COVERT "John R. Covert"                      47 lines  16-FEB-1996 15:38
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
      Valspeak German Princess Ida

      Vimmen uff Adamant, like, fair Neophytes
      Vho dirst for such instruction as ve gife,
      Attend, mostly, vhile I unfold a parable.
      Ze elephant ist like, ya know, mightier dan Man,
      Yet Man subdues dat dude.  Vhy?  Ze elephant
      Ist elephantine eferywhere but here [tappin' dat dhick fore-head],
      Undt Man, mostly, vhose brain ist to duh elephants
      As Vomans brain to Mans  (dats r-r-rule uff dree), oh, baby, 
      Konquers duh foolisch giant uff duh voods,
      As Voman, man, in dat khick turn, fer schure, schall konquer Man.
      In Madematics, man, Voman leads duh vay:
      Ze narrow-minded pedant still beliefes
      Dat two undt two make four! Sieg Heil!  Gag me mitt a SPOOOOON!
      Vhy, man, ve kan profe,
      Us guys vimmen padhold drudges as ve are 
      Dat two undt two make fife  or dree  or sefen;
      Or fife - undt - twenty, oh, baby, if duh kase demands!
      Diplomacy?  Ze wiliest diplomat
      Ist absolutely help-less in our hands,
      Dat dude vheedles monarchs, woman vheedles him!  Oh, vow! Donnerwetter!
      Logic?  Vhy, like, tyrant Man himself admits
      Its a vaste uff time to argue mitt a voman!  Gag me mitt a pitchfork!
      Den ve excel in social qualities:
      Dough nerd professes dat he holds our sex
      In utter scorn, like, I fenture to beliefe
      Hed r-r-rader pass duh day mitt one uff you,
      Dan mitt fife hundred uff his fellowmen!  Gag me mitt a pitchfork!
      In all din's ve excel.  Beliefin' dis,
      A hundred maidens here hafe sworn to place
      Deir feet upon his neck.  If ve succeed,
      Vell treat dat dude better dan he treated us:
      Man, if ve fail, man, vhy, mostly, den let hope fail too!
      Let nein one kare a penny how sche looks 
      Let r-r-red be vorn mitt yellow, fer schure, blue mitt green 
      Krimson mitt scarlet  fiolet mitt blue! Naturlich!  Oh, vow! Sieg Heil!
      Let all your din's misfit, fer schure, undt you yourselfes
      At inconfenient moments kome undone! Naturlich!  Gag me mitt a pitchfork!
      Let hair-pins lose deir firtue: let duh hook
      Dis-dain duh fascination uff duh eye 
      Ze baschful button modestly efade
      Ze soft embraces uff duh button-hole! Naturlich!  Gag me mitt a SPOOOOON!
      Let old associations all dissolfe,
      Let Swan secede from Edgar  Gask from Gask,
      Sewell from Kross  Lewis from Allenby! Sieg Heil!
      In oder vords, mostly, let Kaos kome again!  Gag me mitt a SPOOOOON!

12.11789COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertSat Feb 17 1996 06:0949
Same idjit moderator of another conference:

    The following has been deleted.  As you know from your history in more
    than one notesfile, standard english is the norm.

================================================================================
Note 500.90                 (LITE) The nonsense topic                   90 of 91
COVERT::COVERT "John R. Covert"                      41 lines  16-FEB-1996 15:57
                              -< Cockney Gilbert >-
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

           THE APE AND THE LADY
                         by W. S. Gilbert

A lady fair, of lineage 'igh,
Was loved by an Ape, in the bloody days gone by--
The Maid wuz radiant as the flinkin' sun,
The Ape wuz a most unsoitly one--
     So i' would not do--
     'is scheme fell frough;
For the bleedin' Maid, when 'is love took formal shape,
     Expressed such terror
     At 'is monstrous error,
That 'e stammered an apology 'n' made 'is 'scape,
The picture of a disconcerted Ape.

Wif a view to rise in the soddin' social scale,
'e shaved 'is bristles, 'n' 'e docked 'is taiw,
'e grew moustachios, 'n' 'e took 'is tub,
And 'e paid a guinea to a toilet club.
     But i' would not do,
     The scheme fell frough--
For the bloody Maid wuz Beauty's fairest Queen,
     Wif gowlden tresses,
     Like a real princess's,
While the Ape, despite 'is razor keen,
Was the flinkin' apiest Ape that ever wuz seen!

'e bought white ties, 'n' 'e bought dress suits,
'e crammed 'is feet into broit toit boots,
And to start 'is life on a brand--new plan,
'e christened 'imself Darwinian Man!
     But i' would not do,
     The scheme fell frough--
For the bleedin' Maiden fair, whom the monkey craved,
     Was a radiant Bein',
     Wif a brain far-seeing--
While a Man, 'owever well-behaved,
At best is only a monkey shaved!
12.11790COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertSat Feb 17 1996 06:1052
Yet again the idjit moderator of another conference:

    I have deleted this note.  Either you are unfamiliar with standard
    English, which is belied by previous note history, you fail to value
    differences in language and are using stereotypes, another failure to
    value difference, or you harrassing the file.

================================================================================
Note 500.91                 (LITE) The nonsense topic                   91 of 91
COVERT::COVERT "John R. Covert"                      41 lines  16-FEB-1996 18:24
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Expensive Stasi,
 
you have long nothing from me heard.  That comes therefrom, that
we in the between-time a funning evening-dear behind us brought
have.  Forthsteppingly as I think wanted I one day something for
my self-realisation do.  From the household had I the nose full,
and because Josef too his work meterlong out of the throat
hanged, united we us to our roles change.  Josef overtook kitchen
and household and children and I went the next morning after the
early-piece to work.
 
There make you what with, say I you.  The whole day must I after
the whistle of my chief dance.  On the aftermiddleday was I
completely nice ready.  Then drove me the first bus before the
nose away and the next was so full that me a man always on the
foot stood.  "Before-sight" said I.  But he stirred himself not
from the spot.  Then was me all equal.  I pinched him in his sweep-
side that he a sentence after before did and upshouted:
"Heaventhunderweatherstillonce, who was then that?!"
I looked in the air and did as goes me that nothing on.  When I
at home came, thought I, now could I celebrationevening make.
But nothing there!  In the eyelook when I before the far-looker
sat and my feet under the table outstreched had, my husband came
and told me his whole day-run, that the eggs again dearer are and
that Susan a five in English home brought has.  "Let me in quiet
therewith," said I, "this is your beer.  Have I the children
updrawn or you?  From me has she that not!"  He was lying so long
in the ears with this cheese that the emperor's nonsense in the
kitchen onburned.  To luck had I underways some knee-sparers and
lard-noodles bought, so that we what to the evening-eat had.  But
during this missed I how Pelvisbuilder a gate headed and me
cracked the collar!...
 
Oh stasi, so went it the whole week.  Now it reaches me!
I make no more with!  I let now again Josef to work go and button
him every Friday the money off.  And before the men not also
emancipate change I not again roles with him.
 
Make it good and upon again-seeing,
 
					Yours Zenzi
12.11791You asked for it, didn't you?MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Sat Feb 17 1996 10:4810
Why do you continue to _BOTHER_????

You know damn well from past experience what they're going to do.

Is it your intent to make things difficult for them, or just for
yourself?

Like I've said about a zillion times before, I wouldn't waste the
energy that it takes to type OP when it comes to that conference.

12.11792BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanitySat Feb 17 1996 15:447

	John has to post it in here. He has to have this feeling of
vindication. To *me*, I think he just likes to cause trouble. 


Glen
12.11793SCASS1::BARBER_Acatch a groove and let it flowSat Feb 17 1996 16:203
    Is all that stuff off the top of your head John?
    
    wow.
12.11794CSC32::M_EVANScuddly as a cactusSat Feb 17 1996 18:381
    You mean where the point is?
12.11795SCASS1::BARBER_Acatch a groove and let it flowSat Feb 17 1996 21:343
    eh?
    
    You mean the point on his head?
12.11796POLAR::RICHARDSONI sawer thatSat Feb 17 1996 21:381
    Is that where the point is?
12.11797SCASS1::BARBER_Acatch a groove and let it flowSat Feb 17 1996 22:451
    Well, yes I'm sure.
12.11798COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertSat Feb 17 1996 23:1417
>    Is all that stuff off the top of your head John?

The first is Princess Ida's monologue explaining her philosophy.
It was processed by a LEX translator available on the WWWeb,
first converting it to Valspeak and then taking the Valspeak
result and applying the LEX German translator.

The second is a song from the same show, run through the LEX
Cockney translator.

The third is something a friend in Germany sent me more than ten
years ago; neither he nor I know who the original author is.  It
is a clever example of the nonsense which can result from a literal
translation of idiom.  For example, "Auf Wiedersehen" is translated
as "upon again-seeing" instead of "good-bye".

/john
12.11799BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanitySun Feb 18 1996 10:558

	John, if you know the policy in that notesfile is that it has to be in
readable english, why would you post something that is not? And then why would
you piss and moan about it when they set it hidden? 


Glen
12.11800BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanitySun Feb 18 1996 10:553
Covert snarf!


12.11801Baloney. Anyone can read those notes, especially the cockney one!COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertSun Feb 18 1996 11:525
>readable english,

Who says it's not readable?

/john
12.11802SCASS1::BARBER_Acatch a groove and let it flowSun Feb 18 1996 15:043
    Well, it WAS pretty dang funny.
    
    I did find it hard to follow in some places though.
12.11803GIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Sun Feb 18 1996 20:037
Ah, Monday...

How do I loathe thee?
Let me count the ways.



12.11804BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityMon Feb 19 1996 00:1015
| <<< Note 12.11801 by COVERT::COVERT "John R. Covert" >>>

| Who says it's not readable?

	Apparently the mods.

| -< Baloney. Anyone can read those notes, especially the cockney one >-

	I guess April must be a nobody. And why would there be an especially
version if all are supposed to be readable? Hmmmm....

	Face it, John. You like to push it to the absolute limits in that file. 


Glen
12.11805GIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Mon Feb 19 1996 01:293
A wet head-set.

\C
12.11806What's the point?BSS::PROCTOR_RI moussed my weasel!Mon Feb 19 1996 02:161
    
12.11807GIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Mon Feb 19 1996 03:027
Re -.1

A rather old animated movie with music by Harry Nilsson??  
What's TH about that?


\C
12.11808ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunMon Feb 19 1996 11:514
    
    well today is the day for this building. how many bodies will be
    offered up to the downsizing gods today???? We have a group meeting
    at 9:30 this a.m., gee I wonder what the topic will be about??
12.11809CONSLT::MCBRIDEKeep hands &amp; feet inside ride at all timesMon Feb 19 1996 12:184
    Good luck Mark.  Make sure you are real close to a chair when the music
    stops!  That's how it worked here at least.  
    
    
12.11810WAHOO::LEVESQUEmemory canyonMon Feb 19 1996 12:288
    >Face it, John. You like to push it to the absolute limits in that file. 
    
     Their unequal application of the rules adds fuel to the fire, Glen.
    It's a symbiotic relationship. Both parties have the ability to stop
    the silliness; neither side is willing to forgo the self supplied ego
    strokes to do it. Both parties consider themselves to be in the right
    and are unwilling to take the tiny step required to put an end to it.
    And so it goes.
12.11811WAHOO::LEVESQUEmemory canyonMon Feb 19 1996 12:464
    TTHY:
    
     Freezing my cookies off and no flags. That and poor sportsmanship by
    other contestants.
12.11812SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerMon Feb 19 1996 12:5317
    John,  I'm one of the "idjits" who specifically asked for
    the deletion of the LEX translations.  There are a lot
    of people in this country who work very hard to learn to
    speak English.  Some of them are relatives of mine. There is tasteful
    humor and there is tasteless humor.  Making fun of someone else's
    difficulties and/or idioms within the Engliish language is, IMO, pretty 
    tasteless humor.  It is, in my opinion, denigrating, humiliating 
    and shows a general lack of common civility and politeness.  My 
    mother is Canadian, and a good friend of mine is German.  I found 
    both translations highly insulting. I'd love to see them deleted in
    here for the same reasons, personally.  If you would like to have 
    an argument, please feel free to have one with me.  
    
    Mary-Michael
    
    
    
12.11813CONSLT::MCBRIDEKeep hands &amp; feet inside ride at all timesMon Feb 19 1996 12:576
    TTHY:  Hearing about family problems with one of the kids I used to
    coach.  Suspecting there is an eating disorder starting to develop as a
    way of refocusing other issues.  13 years old and way too much to worry 
    about.  
    
    Brian	
12.11814POLAR::RICHARDSONI sawer thatMon Feb 19 1996 12:582
    I'm a Canadian, and I didn't find anything insulting about it. Please
    procure yourself a sense of humour, preferably a Canadian one eh?
12.11815MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Mon Feb 19 1996 12:594
> I'd love to see them deleted in here for the same reasons, personally.

Let's hope not.

12.11816SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerMon Feb 19 1996 13:015
    re: .11814
    
    I have a sense of humor, thank you very mucn.  It does not
    however, include making fun of other nationalities.  I don't think
    that's particularly funny.   
12.11817SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerMon Feb 19 1996 13:045
    re: .11815
    
    Did you ever stop to think that postings like that might keep 
    some people who are having trouble with their English from 
    writing in a conference? 
12.11818BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Mon Feb 19 1996 13:0416
    
    	RE: MM
    
    	Now THAT'S funny.  Don't you know you can hurt yourself by stretch-
    	ing that far?
    
    
    	Has anyone ever heard the skit where Stan Freburg is singing "Old
    	Man River", and there's this "ensurer of PC-ness" [before PC was
    	popular] correcting him along the way?
    
    	"Elderly Man River,
    	 that elderly man river,
    	 he must know something,
    	 but he doesn't say anything ..."
    
12.11819SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerMon Feb 19 1996 13:088
    re: .11818
    
    No it isn't a stretch.  I worked with foreign students for
    three years while I was in college.  Some people are very sensitive
    about their spoken and written English. They try very hahard to
    get it right, and feel humiliated if they make mistakakes and
    are laughed at.  I don't complain about much, but I felt
    the LEX translations were/are over the top.
12.11820BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityMon Feb 19 1996 13:1012
| <<< Note 12.11810 by WAHOO::LEVESQUE "memory canyon" >>>

| Their unequal application of the rules adds fuel to the fire, Glen.

	Do the rules just apply to John, or do they also apply to everyone
else, as well? 

	As far as the rest of it goes, I couldn't really tell ya. I don't read
that file. 


Glen
12.11821POLAR::RICHARDSONI sawer thatMon Feb 19 1996 13:106
    Well, take it from a Canadian, it was funny.

    If you do have a sense of humour, it's suffocating from the plethora of
    chips on your shoulder.

    hth.
12.11822humor impaired, you betGAAS::BRAUCHERWelcome to ParadiseMon Feb 19 1996 13:127
    
      re, MSCANLON :
    
       you are nuts
    
       hth, bb
    
12.11823SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerMon Feb 19 1996 13:2010
    re: .11822
    
    Do you really think I care what you think of me? Or my ideas?
    Or what anyone else thinks of them, for that matter.  I don't 
    note here because of my paper-thin skin.
    
    I think the LEX tranaslation are trash.  I will continue to
    think that regardless of the number of marbles you credit me
    with.
    
12.11824BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityMon Feb 19 1996 13:216
| <<< Note 12.11821 by POLAR::RICHARDSON "I sawer that" >>>

| If you do have a sense of humour, it's suffocating from the plethora of
| chips on your shoulder.

	Potato or Alpha?
12.11825MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Mon Feb 19 1996 13:226
re:    <<< Note 12.11817 by SMURF::MSCANLON "a ferret on the barco-lounger" >>>

Did you ever stop to think that several participants in this conference
are not native speakers of English, yet they are seldom if ever belittled
for their language skills, which practice is normally reserved in here for
those Murricans who are just too lazy to write gooder.
12.11826BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Mon Feb 19 1996 13:246
    
    	Glenn, I'd suggest you stop saying "eh?", and all you Brits, I'd
    	suggest you stop saying "wot", so that when MM's friends come in-
    	to SOAPBOX to brush up on their English language skills, they
    	don't get confused.
    
12.11827WAHOO::LEVESQUEmemory canyonMon Feb 19 1996 13:2420
    >No it isn't a stretch.  
    
     Not to your tortured way of thinking, it probably isn't. But most of
    us find the way you're going on about this to be highly comical, if not
    quite staged.
    
    >but I felt the LEX translations were/are over the top.
    
     Please. Over the top? What ARE you thinking? Oh, I get it. This is a
    familiar liberal ploy. When the people who are supposed to be offended
    aren't, we have a liberal to tell them they should have been offended
    and who claims to be offended in their name. A more righteous (and
    self-righteous) claim cannot even be found in the Buchanan camp.
    
     Stop and think, Mary-Michael. You're letting your flair for the
    melodramatic carry you away. It was clearly an attempt at humor. You
    must be a riot at Nick's Comedy Stop. I can see it now. A comedian
    cracks a joke and the place erupts in laughter, and when the noise dies
    down you hear a voice off in the corner "THAT'S NOT FUNNY! HOW DARE YOU
    MAKE FUN OF XXXX THAT WAY?!!"
12.11828completelt out of stepGAAS::BRAUCHERWelcome to ParadiseMon Feb 19 1996 13:247
    
      Well then, Mscanlon, get used to it.  Foreigners mangling
     English is standard TV, Hollywood, and literary fare.  It goes
     back to early English, not to mention similar comedy in Greece
     and Rome.  It isn't going to stop, and it sells.
    
      bb
12.11829BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityMon Feb 19 1996 13:297
| <<< Note 12.11823 by SMURF::MSCANLON "a ferret on the barco-lounger" >>>

| I think the LEX tranaslation are trash.  I will continue to
| think that regardless of the number of marbles you credit me
| with.

	I think he's crediting you with nuts, not marbles. :-)
12.11830CBHVAX::CBHOwl-Stretching Time!Mon Feb 19 1996 13:3317
Re Mr Covert's posts,

they were nonsense (effectively) and posted in the nonsense topic.  WTF is the 
problem with that?

>    Making fun of someone else's
>    difficulties and/or idioms within the Engliish language is, IMO, pretty 
>    tasteless humor.  It is, in my opinion, denigrating, humiliating 
>    and shows a general lack of common civility and politeness.  My 
    
One of the examples was a parody of a British accent.  I can't say I found it 
at all denigrating, degrading, humiliating or anything else-ing.  I have 
better things to be concerned about.  Anyway, it's you Americans that have the 
strange accents and problems with your obscure use of the English language.  
So there.

Chris.
12.11831POLAR::RICHARDSONI sawer thatMon Feb 19 1996 13:342
    Look, if somebody other than John has posted those, there wouldn't be
    such a brouhaha, everyone one would be a titterin' eh?
12.11832CONSLT::MCBRIDEKeep hands &amp; feet inside ride at all timesMon Feb 19 1996 13:341
    WGAS?  Too many folks apparently.
12.11833BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityMon Feb 19 1996 13:376

	Glenn, that was what I asked earlier. It was under the, "the rules
apply to all, don't they? Or just John?"

	That is the tell tale sign.
12.11834WAHOO::LEVESQUEmemory canyonMon Feb 19 1996 13:383
    >WGAS?  Too many folks apparently.
    
     Actually, it seems like a few folks are constipated... :-)
12.11835SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerMon Feb 19 1996 13:3914
    re: .11829
    
    That may well be, but I'm allergic to nuts :-)
    
    re: .11828
    
    Yes, it may well sell.  Your point?  That I should believe
    something is "korrect" simply because it sells?  That may work
    for you, but it doesn't for me.  You'll have to come up
    with a better argument than "common practice".  That doesn't
    seem to fly for any other topic in here. :-)
    
    
    
12.11836SCASS1::BARBER_Acatch a groove and let it flowMon Feb 19 1996 13:425
    I think the whole point was to make someone laugh.
    
    It sure made me laugh!!
    
    Very funny indeed.
12.11837just stay quietGAAS::BRAUCHERWelcome to ParadiseMon Feb 19 1996 13:4516
    
      All right, try this : when something that Shakespeare used
     STILL cracks up a whole movie house, you might consider that
     accent jokes are going to be hear whatever you think, no matter
     what action you take.  Don't laugh if you don't feel like it,
     but just let go of it and let other people enjoy their laugh.
    
      And as to foreigners, the best advice is to laugh at yourself
     as the natives laugh at you.  This has happened to me in foreign
     countries, and there is absolutely nothing embarassing about not
     knowing the implications of everything you do in a language not
     your first.
    
      Nobody else finds this offensive.  Give it up.
    
      bb
12.11838PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BMon Feb 19 1996 13:556
	i was watching "My Fair Lady" last night.  now there's a show
	that prolly would've driven Mary-Michael abso-bloomin'-lutely off
	the deep end.

	
12.11839MAIL1::CRANEMon Feb 19 1996 13:582
    I just received the news that Friday will be my last day. After 13
    years all I can say is that it has been no less than wonderful.
12.11840ACISS2::LEECHDia do bheatha.Mon Feb 19 1996 14:011
    Bummer...
12.11841TROOA::trp669.tro.dec.com::ChrisI come in peaceMon Feb 19 1996 14:055
Sorry to hear that Ray  ;-(

Soapbox is going to have a hard time finding recruits that can help us
recover from some of our casualties.   Looks like Topic 39 is going to
get some (unwanted) action
12.11842POLAR::RICHARDSONI sawer thatMon Feb 19 1996 14:072
    It was one thing to see this while we were losing money, it's another
    thing to see this when we are posting record gains.
12.11843ACISS2::LEECHDia do bheatha.Mon Feb 19 1996 14:081
    Indeed.  So much for improved morale.
12.11844COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertMon Feb 19 1996 14:0811
>I don't complain about much, but I felt the LEX translations were/are
>over the top.

There is no legitimate argument against the Canadianizer (that wasn't
LEX, btw), nor is there a legitimate argument against the Cockney.  And
the "Expensive Stasi" was something Germans wrote, who think it's hilarious
what their idioms translate to in English!

And Valspeak German Princess Ida is just silliness, nothing more or less.

/john
12.11845SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerMon Feb 19 1996 14:2515
    re: .11844
    
    My mother and my cousin are Canadians.  I have never heard
    them call anyone a "hoser".  They do not end every sentence
    with "eh?"  I don't like the way that Candadians were portrayed,
    I found it offensive.  No one else in this conference has to
    agree with me (it's pretty obvious anyway no one does :-) to 
    make me feel warm, fuzzy or validated.  
    
    For a bunch of people insist they don't care, you are expending
    an awful lot of collective energy to try and change my mind.
    It won't happen, so let's just agree to disagree and move on
    to something else.
    
    
12.11846BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Mon Feb 19 1996 14:308
    
    	I think I speak for all of us when I tell you that we're not try-
    	ing to change your mind.  We're just trying to make you realize
    	how ridiculous this whole thing is.
    
    	Especially when you seem to regard Bob and Doug McKenzie as ment-
    	ors of the Canadian culture.
    
12.11847POLAR::RICHARDSONI sawer thatMon Feb 19 1996 14:317
    Ever see the two minute segment on SCTV in the early 80's? Bob and Doug
    MacKenzie? It's a JOKE, a JOKE, fun, funny, haha, titter, giggle,
    gigglesnort etc.

    I don't call people hosers and I don't finish every sentence with eh.
    You're offended not because of your ancestry, but because it was John
    who posted the jokes.
12.11848PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BMon Feb 19 1996 14:3310
>    <<< Note 12.11845 by SMURF::MSCANLON "a ferret on the barco-lounger" >>>
    
>    For a bunch of people insist they don't care, you are expending
>    an awful lot of collective energy to try and change my mind.

	oh, you're right - we care very, very deeply.  we are
	grievously troubled, in fact.  but we're just trying to make it
	seem like we don't care.  because, as you know, we're a bunch
	of hosers.

12.11849LANDO::OLIVER_Btools are our friendsMon Feb 19 1996 14:372
    however, i _can_ testify to the fact that the canadian
    richardson does indeed say "ooot" (out).
12.11850BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Mon Feb 19 1996 14:377
    
>	seem like we don't care.  because, as you know, we're a bunch
>	of hosers.
    
    
    	You noticed that, too, eh?
    
12.11851BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityMon Feb 19 1996 14:438

	Ray, bummer. Why do they let the good people go? So much for winning
that award. Guess it means nothing to those who gave it to you. I'm gonna miss
you.


Glen
12.11852COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertMon Feb 19 1996 14:494
BTW, for those who may not know, Mary-Michael is a recent addition to the
=wn= AoM.

/john
12.11853SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Mon Feb 19 1996 14:506
    
    	AoM??
    
    	Activist of the month?
    
    
12.11854BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Mon Feb 19 1996 14:515
    
    	You say to-may-to, they say to-mah-to.
    
    	8^)
    
12.11855SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Mon Feb 19 1996 14:546
    
    
    	You're not speaking proper Quaylesque unless you say tomatoE....
    
    
    
12.11856SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerMon Feb 19 1996 14:596
    re: .11852
    
    What John really means is that I'm another one of
    those "idjit" moderators in =wm=.  Right, John? :-)
    
    
12.11857COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertMon Feb 19 1996 15:046
We'll see whether you earn the "idjit" appellation.

For now, "humour impaired" will do, though I do see that at least one
reply here has gone so far as to use "crazy."

/john
12.11858ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunMon Feb 19 1996 15:063
    
    oday has got to be the worst day of my life. period. I'm getting to
    hate what this company has become. 
12.11859BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Mon Feb 19 1996 15:093
    
    	Well, how did it go?
    
12.11860POLAR::RICHARDSONI sawer thatMon Feb 19 1996 15:121
    Judging by his first sentence, he's T'd off.
12.11861PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BMon Feb 19 1996 15:145
 .11860  oh, i must say that was very good for a canadian.

	 mark, sorry to hear you're not a happy camper.

12.11862SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Mon Feb 19 1996 15:165
    
    
    	value diversity Lady Di!
    
    :)
12.11863TROOA::trp669.tro.dec.com::Chrisopen can-worms everywhereMon Feb 19 1996 15:272
TTHTandED - The air is this building is so dry that my nose bleeds and
I get static shocks everytime I open my filing cabinet.
12.11864BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityMon Feb 19 1996 15:2710
| <<< Note 12.11860 by POLAR::RICHARDSON "I sawer that" >>>

| Judging by his first sentence, he's T'd off.


	Wow...too funny. How you find this stuff amazes me.

	Mark, how did it go?

Glen
12.11865ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunMon Feb 19 1996 15:582
    
    i am saved for now, but that thought doesn't give any warm fuzzies.
12.11866LANDO::OLIVER_Btools are our friendsMon Feb 19 1996 16:031
    .11865   marky, i am glad.
12.11867WAHOO::LEVESQUEmemory canyonMon Feb 19 1996 16:0512
    >It was one thing to see this while we were losing money, it's another
    >thing to see this when we are posting record gains.
    
     So what's your model of how the company should operate when it finds
    in no longer can make productive use of the services offered by some of
    its employees? It should endeavor to give them busywork to keep them
    occupied? It should retrain them to provide another useful service?
    What? 
    
     Do you consider that we work for the corporation for as long as we
    decide, and that the corporation, having hired us, is under obligation
    to keep us employed until we decide otherwise?
12.11868can't work without it!WAHOO::LEVESQUEmemory canyonMon Feb 19 1996 16:071
    TTHT: the effing name server and NFS server has gone south.
12.11869CBHVAX::CBHOwl-Stretching Time!Mon Feb 19 1996 16:1012
>    I found it offensive.  No one else in this conference has to
>    agree with me

my note wasn't trying to change your mind, but was entered in the hope that 
you would elaborate on why you found it so offensive.  Personally, I don't 
find accent sort of things particularly offensive myself, perhaps I've just 
grown a thick skin after being bothered every day for having a Geordie accent 
whilst living in the London region, I dunno.  If you want offensive, take a 
look in TALLIS::CELT where some nasty man is making rather callous remarks 
toward English people about the spate of IRA bombs in London.

Chris.
12.11870POLAR::RICHARDSONI sawer thatMon Feb 19 1996 16:1414
    What I object to is the short sightedness of the upper echelons of
    management looking at the short term. Ridding themselves of loyal
    headcount and farming out their work to people who have no loyalties to
    the company. Employee loyalty is something that is earned, it seems
    that corporate America is looking to Major League sports as it's model.
    If a part of my body isn't functioning as it should I don't always look
    to amputation as the cure. 

    So, with the latest round of cuts, how many new VP's will we be
    getting?

    When will people become Digital's greatest asset once more?


12.11871Not to rathole, but....BSS::PROCTOR_RI moussed my weasel!Mon Feb 19 1996 16:146
    >> I found it offensive.
    
    I have now reached the point where the word 'offensive' or 'offends'
    offends me.
    
    
12.11872Monty Python ?GAAS::BRAUCHERWelcome to ParadiseMon Feb 19 1996 16:149
    
      ah, cbh, you Brits ain't got a lock on loonies, ya know.
    
      You could do a skit on this sort of pointless arrogance.  You
     know - the offensive joke patrol, in little beep-beep cars marked
     OJP, with scanners, etc.  I wonder if when it snows too much,
     she steps out of her car and shakes her fist at the heavens.
    
      bb
12.11873CBHVAX::CBHOwl-Stretching Time!Mon Feb 19 1996 16:228
>                              -< Monty Python ? >-

yup, that's the one, the original title, which was deemed to be too daft!

Er, I *think* (although I'm by no means sure!) that I understood the rest of 
your note, so here's an honorary smiley anyway.  :)

Chris.
12.11874CBHVAX::CBHOwl-Stretching Time!Mon Feb 19 1996 16:3211
TTHT

latest update on Karen, the deccie injured in a road accident last year, is 
not good.  Although she's out of the coma, she still hasn't fully regained her 
mental faculties (a figure of about 70% was mentioned), and is very 
disorientated.  She is still paralysed down one side, and has lost about 2 
stone in weight.

:(

Chris.
12.11875But they should take known good employees and TRY to find somethingBIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityMon Feb 19 1996 16:3810

	Mark B., glad you're gonna be around for a while longer. Hopefully it
will be permanant.

	Mark L., I agree with you. I think that was what we did back in the
80's, and it eventually got us into a lot of trouble. 


Glen
12.11876MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Mon Feb 19 1996 17:206
    Mary Michael:
    
    I am not a huge fan of British humor, but I believe much of the appeal
    Americans have toward Monty Python is in fact the accents.  Do you find
    Monty Python a disparage against Brits?  How about Hogan's Heroes when
    they imitate Klink or some such?
12.11877PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BMon Feb 19 1996 17:309
>    they imitate Klink or some such?

	i was sitting a few rows behind him at a play in Boston once.
	i don't think he saw me, because he probably would have asked
	me to sit with him, but no - he ignored me completely.  now, if
	this had been a movie theatre, i could have thrown milk duds at him,
	but no such luck.
  
12.11878CSLALL::HENDERSONWe shall behold Him!Mon Feb 19 1996 17:3510


 Speaking of Hogan's Heroes, it always bugged me that there was a comedy
 on TV about POW camps in Germany.





12.11879ACISS1::SCHELTERMon Feb 19 1996 17:357
    RE: Mark, his group got hit big time.  some where around 33 people
    out of 60 or 70ish??? plus a handful of others, 40 or so out of
    aboot 340 people give or take, in our building.
    
    
    Mike
    
12.11880POLAR::RICHARDSONI sawer thatMon Feb 19 1996 17:386
    Were the milk duds wrapped in foil? If so, they could make a klink
    sound.
    
    "ReeeeeeePOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRTTT!"
    
    "All PRESENT and A-COUNT-ED-FOR herr commadant!"
12.11881MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Mon Feb 19 1996 17:4525
    DDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSMISSSSSSSED!!!!!
    
    Kernal Klink???
    
    I SAID DiS MISSED!!!
    
    
    
    Klink:  Well...all's well that ends well..
    
    Burkhalter: KLINK!!??  Where are you going?
    
    Klink: Oh...I'm going to town...
    
    Burkhalter:  No you're not...
    
    Klink: BBbut General...I hae a date with a beautiful froline....
    
    Burkhalter:  What would you rather have...a date with a beautiful
    Froline...or a chess game with a general who can send you to the
    Russian Front???
    
    Klink:  (pauses for a second)....You can be white sir.....
    
    A Bing Crosby Production
12.11882MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Mon Feb 19 1996 17:461
    Kernel!
12.11883POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of The Counter KingMon Feb 19 1996 17:513
12.11884MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Mon Feb 19 1996 17:521
    Naaa...too German!
12.11885MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Mon Feb 19 1996 18:077
re: Jim

I always wondered about that myself.

I guess it was modeled after Wilder's "Stalag 17", which wasn't necessarily 
a "comedy" per se, but which certainly had its funny moments.

12.11886ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunMon Feb 19 1996 18:089
    
    it was the biggest _bloodbath_ I have personally ever seen in my
    dept. I lost _a lot_ of friends today. so doc, I do take exception to
    what you said. these were productive people until bloody monday reared
    its ugly head. slim, pretty much hit the numbers on the head a 50%
    reduction. I don't feel particulary happy surviving this, because next
    quarter or the one after could be me and many others.
    
    If you don't care for my comments tough &&&&. 
12.11887NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Mon Feb 19 1996 18:101
The concept of funny Nazis _is_ pretty mind-boggling.
12.11888BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityMon Feb 19 1996 18:143

	you can be white sir???? 
12.11889CSLALL::HENDERSONWe shall behold Him!Mon Feb 19 1996 18:158

 I don't think I've ever watched a complete Hogan's Heroes episode.




 Jim
12.11890Wha'd I miss here?BSS::PROCTOR_RI moussed my weasel!Mon Feb 19 1996 18:153
    >         you can be white sir????
    
    Eh?
12.11891PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BMon Feb 19 1996 18:173
  really good casting and some very funny characters, imo.

12.11892POLAR::RICHARDSONI sawer thatMon Feb 19 1996 18:261
    imo, very good comedy.
12.11893CONSLT::MCBRIDEKeep hands &amp; feet inside ride at all timesMon Feb 19 1996 18:271
    Used to be a favorite of mine as a kid.  Oh well.  
12.11894BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityMon Feb 19 1996 18:3010
| <<< Note 12.11890 by BSS::PROCTOR_R "I moussed my weasel!" >>>

| >         you can be white sir????

| Eh?

	Last line of OJ Martin's note .11881



12.11895PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BMon Feb 19 1996 18:326
>   <<< Note 12.11894 by BIGQ::SILVA "Benevolent 'pedagogues' of humanity" >>>

| >         you can be white sir????

	in the chess game, glen.

12.11896HANNAH::MODICAJourneyman NoterMon Feb 19 1996 18:3310
    
    Upgrade of HPUX from 9.05 to 10.01 according to the docs
    will take anywhere from 15 to 37 hours and should be started
    weeks in advance. Massive reading assignments required.
    Truly a TTHT.
    
    That should piss of their customers big time.
    That would be a TTLT.
    
    							Hank
12.11897WAHOO::LEVESQUEmemory canyonMon Feb 19 1996 18:4711
    >I lost _a lot_ of friends today. so doc, I do take exception to
    >what you said. 
    
     Which is what? tell me what you object to.
    
     Don't get me wrong- I feel for those who lost their jobs. Welcome to
    the 90s. With the great potential upside of access to the world markets
    come the potential downside of being terminated as a company struggles
    to adjust to changing market conditions and strategic directions. We
    are all in the same boat, Mark. There is no such thing as "job
    security" anymore. 
12.11898ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunMon Feb 19 1996 18:502
    
    <---- I agree.
12.11899POLAR::RICHARDSONI sawer thatMon Feb 19 1996 18:521
    There's no such thing as company loyalty anymore either.
12.11900DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Mon Feb 19 1996 18:524
    
    
    	Hate nsarf!
    
12.11901BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityMon Feb 19 1996 19:096
| <<< Note 12.11896 by HANNAH::MODICA "Journeyman Noter" >>>


| That should piss of their customers big time.

	I hear that would be better if they piss on them
12.11902CBHVAX::CBHOwl-Stretching Time!Mon Feb 19 1996 19:1011
>    There's no such thing as company loyalty anymore either.

that's very true, and when we see a swing in the other direction, where the 
job market becomes an employee's market, rather than an employer's market, 
Digital will be stuffed.  (If anyone *really* wants to know why; poor 
salaries, no job security, endless inter-BU bickering, no job prospects, penny 
pinching, excessive management, no training, no equipment, crap 
infrastructure, etc, etc, etc... I know some other companies suffer similar 
problems, but not all companies, and not all problems)

Chris.
12.11903BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityMon Feb 19 1996 19:103

	Milady, thank you kindly..... :-)
12.11904very timelyTROOA::trp669.tro.dec.com::Chrisopen can-worms everywhereMon Feb 19 1996 19:363
Glenn R - did you see this one?

http://www.unitedmedia.com/comics/dilbert/archive/dilbert960128.jpeg
12.11905POLAR::RICHARDSONI sawer thatMon Feb 19 1996 19:461
    Hey! Cool!
12.11906BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Mon Feb 19 1996 20:194
    
    	OK, Chris, how is it that you can see 960128 and my list only
    	goes back to 960129?
    
12.11907TROOA::trp669.tro.dec.com::Chrisopen can-worms everywhereMon Feb 19 1996 20:201
Cause I'm better than you?  ;-)
12.11908POLAR::RICHARDSONI sawer thatMon Feb 19 1996 20:211
    That must be it.
12.11909And I thought I was through with my insurance adjustor!SCASS1::BARBER_ADingaDingDangMyDangaLongLingLongMon Feb 19 1996 23:075
    As I was pulling out of my parking space, I scraped the front passenger
    fender on the huge concrete pole in the garage.  It completey ruined my
    parking light too...AAAAAAARRRGGGH!!  
    
    That's what I get for being in a hurry huh?
12.11910GIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Mon Feb 19 1996 23:2015
I am being fiendishly attacked by tune from a cat-food commercial.  I can't 
get the damn song/tune out of my brain   - aaaarrgh.


Snappy Tom


>Aaaarrrrghhhhh!<


\C




12.11911CHEFS::COOKSHalf Man,Half BiscuitTue Feb 20 1996 10:137
    "career opportunities,the ones which never knock.
     Every job they give you is to keep you off the dock".
    
    A rather depressing string of notes in this "things to hate today".
    
    
    
12.11912SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Tue Feb 20 1996 10:155
    
    
    	Taking a young father to the hospital after a stroke. He's only 37.
    
    
12.11913CSLALL::HENDERSONWe shall behold Him!Tue Feb 20 1996 11:239


 eeesh..hope he's OK.




 Jim
12.11914SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Tue Feb 20 1996 11:277
    
    
    	He was speaking a bit better after we got him on some O2, but not
    much. He complained of pain in his forhead....possible burst artery.
    His left side was completely paralyzed.
    
    
12.11915WMOIS::GIROUARD_CTue Feb 20 1996 11:271
    37? eeeyowwww... way too young. best wishes to him.
12.11916DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Tue Feb 20 1996 13:0810
    
    
    	Wow.....way too young.
    
    	TTHT   missing Dole last night in Milford NH.  While I"m not
    		big on politics, I've never had the opportunity to see
    		a presidential candidate speak.  Last night he was 
    		practically right outside my front door.  Unfortunately,
    		I was at school.
    
12.11917POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of The Counter KingTue Feb 20 1996 13:126
    
    >>Last night he was practically right outside my front door.
    
    Moonlighting as a front-loader driver?
    
    
12.11918MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Tue Feb 20 1996 13:2314
Well, JJ, as luck would have it, I took the bypass over to the west
side last evening as I needed to stop at Market Basket and Ames. Instead
of going the back way (North River Rd) into Mt. Vernon, like an idiot
I tried to come back through the oval at 6:20PM, where several of
Milford's finest indicated that wasn't an option. I didn't realize Dole
was going to be in town, didn't care, having been to his first rally last
April, and should have been smart enough to realize that the aerial
searchlights spinning through the night sky, visible all the way from
Hollis, were an indication that something "different" was going on. So
I took the nasty detours and ended up getting back to Mt. Vernon the
"long way". By the time I got home, they had just started the fireworks.
Must have been quite a show to make as much noise as it did at my house
(9+ miles from the oval.)

12.11919DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Tue Feb 20 1996 13:3015
    
    
    	re: Deb
    
    	{snicker}
    
    
    	re: Jack
    
    	They had fireworks too?  What time did all this end?  I got
    	back from school around 8:40 and all that was left was
    	a couple trucks that were cleaning up (I didn't know what
    	had gone on till I watched the news).  Bummer I missed
    	the fireworks......
    
12.11920EVMS::MORONEYNever underestimate the power of human stupidityTue Feb 20 1996 13:333
re .11917:

Sure.  Didn't you see him in that snowplow a couple days ago?
12.11921POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of The Counter KingTue Feb 20 1996 13:343
    
    <shades of Dukakis in the tank flash through her mind>
    
12.11922MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Tue Feb 20 1996 13:365
> What time did all this end?

Fireworks were popping when I got on my treadmill at 7 but had stopped
by the time I got off at 7:30.

12.11923BROKE::PARTSTue Feb 20 1996 13:3745
    
    
    | TTHT   missing Dole last night in Milford NH.
    
    i wonder if i overdid it with the politics.  my wife told me that my
    youngest daughter alison was upset because i was late getting home and
    she'd miss seeing bob dole.  for some reason she really likes him.  it's
    interesting to hear her reasoning.  she liked him better than
    alexander because he didn't give things away just to get "her vote".
    (at the alexander rally the kids were buried with campaign trinkets.)
    alison's got character.
    
    we went to the dole rally in milford.  it had a circus atmosphere.
    there was lot's of confusion as to where exactly bob dole was.  
    the rally had been advertised as being held on the "oval", the
    town common that has a gazebo for such functions.  instead it
    was held inside the town hall auditorium.  as is with any of these
    functions where some politician of national stature makes an 
    appearance there were lots of characters trying to seek attention.
    one character was wearing a boot on his head with a black cape
    and was running for president with noriega as a v.p.  he was 
    friendly and got lot's of laughs.  there was also a large group
    of people with signs for "gordon's apple pies".  it seem to 
    be orchestrated by a guy dressed up as a chef.  they handed out
    free apple pies.  intestingly when dole was about to make an
    appearance outside to the crowd, dole campaigners came out and
    insisted that they put their signs down (they almost outnumbered
    the dole signs.)  there were many buchanan supporters there as
    a contingent of clinton/gore people who tried to drown out dole's
    speech.  seeing that this was a republican rally i didn't think
    it was an appropriate tactic.  dole staffers were furious.  
    
    staffers were also handing out "home made" posters trying to
    provide the appearance of grass roots support, i guess.  when
    leaving the rally i saw another group of people with signs
    supporting the unibomber.  i thought they were in jest until
    i talked to one of them.  the woman gave me a very dirty look
    and i quickly walked on with my kids.  julianne, my eldest,
    was very upset by them and i had to explain to her that these
    kinds of gatherings attract all sorts of nuts.
    
    my feeling leaving the rally that it was too professional and
    that it did not really allow the candidate to engage the crowd.
    
     
12.11924POLAR::RICHARDSONTrembling LiverTue Feb 20 1996 13:383
    re: Note 12.11922 by MOLAR::DELBALSO
    
    So, is the house all charged up for another day?
12.11925MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Tue Feb 20 1996 13:4411
>    my feeling leaving the rally that it was too professional and
>    that it did not really allow the candidate to engage the crowd.

This seems to be the "Dole Method". His "announcement" rally in Exeter
last April was the same way. It's quite obvious that his war chest is
well stuffed.

re: Glenn
 
Yup - it's a daily kind of thing.

12.11926POLAR::RICHARDSONTrembling LiverTue Feb 20 1996 13:471
    I wonder if the mice enjoy watching you when you do that.
12.11927BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityTue Feb 20 1996 14:049
| <<< Note 12.11910 by GIDDAY::BURT "DPD (tm)" >>>

| I am being fiendishly attacked by tune from a cat-food commercial.  I can't
| get the damn song/tune out of my brain   - aaaarrgh.


	Could be worse....you could have the theme song from Alice in your
head, and the scene where Vera opends a box of straws and they go flying
everywhere..... 
12.11928SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIHe's no lackey!! He's a toady!!Tue Feb 20 1996 14:078
    
    re: Jack D.
    
    I had a volley-ball match across town at 6:30 and had to take a 5-mile
    detour because of the Dole thing!!! :(
    
    JJ..
     The fire-works came about 7-7:15... the cats really liked them... :(
12.11929sick. just sick.BSS::PROCTOR_RI moussed my weasel!Tue Feb 20 1996 14:119
    >> I am being fiendishly attacked by tune from a cat-food commercial
    >> I can't get the damn song/tune out of my brain   - aaaarrgh. 
    
    
    try:
    
    	"my baloney has a first name..."
    
    	(jeffy dahmer)
12.11930DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Tue Feb 20 1996 14:1610
    
    
    	re: Andy
    
    	Well fortunately my three didn't seem to be too freaked out
    	when I got home.  Of course, they did have over an hour to
    	calm down if the fireworks did startle them.......
    
    	poor babies.  =(
    
12.11931COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertTue Feb 20 1996 14:484
The Craig Shergold thing just went out to several very large distribution
lists at DEC; the one I received it through has about 650 people on it.

/john
12.11932BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Tue Feb 20 1996 15:217
    
    	I'm figuring I get at least 1 copy, maybe more.
    
    	But I alerted my JOKE.DIS [and my group at MRO] of the situation,
    	sometime last year, so hopefully none of them are going to for-
    	ward it around.
    
12.11933GRANPA::MWANNEMACHERgoing, going, goneTue Feb 20 1996 15:388
    
    
    RE: .11867  Tell that to my coworkers who are going to have to divide
    200 work hours a week among 16 people on top of their existing
    workloads.
    
    
    Mike
12.11934POLAR::RICHARDSONTrembling LiverTue Feb 20 1996 15:543
    Well, perhaps the customers won't mind waiting a litle longer.
    
    Happy share holders, unhappy customers. This is going to backfire.
12.11935ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunTue Feb 20 1996 16:225
    
    I'm so sorry to hear about your situation Mike, I hope you find
    something soon.
    
    Mark
12.11936WAHOO::LEVESQUEmemory canyonTue Feb 20 1996 17:2813
    >RE: .11867  Tell that to my coworkers who are going to have to divide
    >200 work hours a week among 16 people on top of their existing
    >workloads.
    
     I'm sorry that you've been hit, Mike. Fact is, we're all in the same
    boat as far as job security goes. Whether or not this is an appropriate
    business decision is another issue. From what I'm hearing, it may not
    be. All I'm saying is that there are situations when cuts make business
    sense. I'm not about to offer an opinion about this particular
    situation, since I don't know anything about the specifics. Needless to
    say, my condolences are extended to you and your family, and I hope
    that you not only land on your feet but find this turn of events to be
    to your advantage.
12.11937CPEEDY::MARKEYHe's ma...ma...ma...mad sirTue Feb 20 1996 19:0311
    
    This is something I REALLY hate:
    
    A very good friend, in fact, my best friend in my college
    daze, has hit rock bottom. He was a police officer who had
    bad book-keeping habits. But I know this man as well as
    anyone on earth, and I know that he was not dishonest. In
    fact, he was as honest and upright as they come... but his
    lackadaisical style cost him six months in jail.
    
    -b
12.11938ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunTue Feb 20 1996 19:094
    
    bad bookkeeping= 6 months in jail
    
    this does not compute.
12.11939NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Feb 20 1996 19:131
Let me guess.  Some evidence ended up in his pocket?
12.11940SCASS1::BARBER_ADingaDingDangMyDangaLongLingLongTue Feb 20 1996 19:151
    Probably wrote a hot check.
12.11941CPEEDY::MARKEYHe's ma...ma...ma...mad sirTue Feb 20 1996 19:1514
    
    He volunteered with an Explorer post set up by the PD. He
    was also the fund's book-keeper and did not keep adequate
    records and did silly stuff like reimbursing himself for
    expenses out of the fund, instead of having it go through
    someone else... without records to show how money was
    used, he was not able to defend himself against charges.
    So he pled guilty, and was sentenced to two years in prison,
    all but six suspended.
    
    While I don't know the particulars of the case all that
    well, I do know the man VERY well. He was squeaky clean.
    
    -b
12.11942SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIHe's no lackey!! He's a toady!!Tue Feb 20 1996 19:167
    
    
    Then Brian.. why did he plead guilty???
    
    Seems to me, if he was right, then he was right... damned everything
    else and let's prove me innocent!!
    
12.11943SCASS1::BARBER_ADingaDingDangMyDangaLongLingLongTue Feb 20 1996 19:191
    Hmmm, sounds questionable to me.
12.11944CPEEDY::MARKEYHe's ma...ma...ma...mad sirTue Feb 20 1996 19:1911
    
    Andy,
    
    As I said, I don't know the particulars of the case. I do know
    that his lawyer said what I said: without proper records, there
    simply was no way to defend against the charges.
    
    What I also know is the man involved. Well enough to know that
    he would not steal. He's a very honest man.
    
    -b
12.11945NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Feb 20 1996 19:211
So why didn't he plead nolo contendere?
12.11946CPEEDY::MARKEYHe's ma...ma...ma...mad sirTue Feb 20 1996 19:225
    
    One more time: I don't know. I haven't spoken with him to find
    out why. I just know the man, and the man's not a thief.
    
    -b
12.11947GIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Tue Feb 20 1996 19:236
TTHT
Seeing 2 smashes on the way to work this morning - both were at roundabouts 
(rotaries or whatever you call 'em in the US) - didn't look like _anyone_ had 
slowed down.

\C
12.11948NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Feb 20 1996 19:272
They're called rotaries in New England.  They're called traffic circles in
some (?) other parts of the U.S.
12.11949SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIHe's no lackey!! He's a toady!!Tue Feb 20 1996 19:308
    
    re: .11947
    
    Who has the right of way in your roundabouts? Here in the states, I
    believe the universal rule is the person pulling into the roundabout
    (rotary) has to yield...
    
    
12.11950NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Feb 20 1996 19:352
That's the only reasonable way.  Unfortunately, that's not the way the law
used to read in Massachusetts.
12.11951BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Tue Feb 20 1996 19:363
    
    	Most of the rest of the world is exactly opposite, Andy.
    
12.11952SMURF::WALTERSTue Feb 20 1996 19:372
    It's universally the person with the largest vehicle and the least
    number of neurons.
12.11953BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Tue Feb 20 1996 19:373
    
    	And most body damage on their vehicle.
    
12.11954POLAR::RICHARDSONTrembling LiverTue Feb 20 1996 19:381
    Mr. Null Synaptic Vectors?
12.11955SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIHe's no lackey!! He's a toady!!Tue Feb 20 1996 19:397
    
    re: .11951
    
    > Most of the rest of the world is exactly opposite, Andy.
    
    By law or by stupidity???
    
12.11956GIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Tue Feb 20 1996 19:407
It's supposed to be "give way to traffic already in the roundabout" and "give 
way to the right".  In reality it's "race 'em" or "my vehicle is bigger than 
yours therefore I go first".  I'm rarely in that much of a hurry.
With driving on the left, "right of way" is to the right (theoretically).
With my little car, I tend to be _very_ cautious.

\C
12.11957CONSLT::MCBRIDEKeep hands &amp; feet inside ride at all timesTue Feb 20 1996 19:412
    In the UK, roundabout traffic has the right of way.  You must stop or
    yield as you enter.  MA is the same way.
12.11958MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Tue Feb 20 1996 19:414
re:  <<< Note 12.11950 by NOTIME::SACKS "Gerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085" >>>

Was the law previously non-specific on the matter, or did it actually
provide right-of-way to the spokes?
12.11959NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Feb 20 1996 19:422
I'm told the law gave the right of way to those entering the rotary.
I've only lived in New England for 8+ years, so I'm relying on hearsay.
12.11960EVMS::MORONEYNever underestimate the power of human stupidityTue Feb 20 1996 19:456
re .11950:

>That's the only reasonable way.  Unfortunately, that's not the way the law
>used to read in Massachusetts.

Jersey's different (still) as well.
12.11961CONSLT::MCBRIDEKeep hands &amp; feet inside ride at all timesTue Feb 20 1996 19:454
    It may have been that way at one time but the current law states rotary
    traffic has the right of way.  There are even a few signs scattered
    here and there to that effect.  The general practice is just the
    opposite however.  
12.11962MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Tue Feb 20 1996 19:452
I wonder how they arrived at that algorithm?

12.11963'spokes' were to the right, 'wheel' the leftEVMS::MORONEYNever underestimate the power of human stupidityTue Feb 20 1996 19:475
>I wonder how they arrived at that algorithm?

Used to be, that at unmarked intersections, traffic to the right had
right-of-way.

12.11964MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Tue Feb 20 1996 19:509
>Used to be, that at unmarked intersections, traffic to the right had
>right-of-way.

Yabbut, at a rotary that tends to have the effect of clogging things up
for all concerned parties, does it not?

It would seem almost intuitive that another approach needs to take
precedence. Elsewise, why design the things that way to begin with?

12.11965BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Tue Feb 20 1996 19:5112
    
    	Yes, MA says that traffic in the rotary has the right of way over
    	traffic entering the rotary.
    
    	I was under the impression that most of the world was, by law,
    	exactly opposite, but maybe it's just NJ.
    
    	When 2 or more vehicles get to an intersection at the same time,	
    	the vehicle on the right has the right of way.  If 4 vehicles all
    	get to a 4-way intersection at the same time, that's when it gets
    	tricky.
    
12.11966CONSLT::MCBRIDEKeep hands &amp; feet inside ride at all timesTue Feb 20 1996 19:523
    When two or more vehicles get to an intersection, the person there
    first has the right of way.  Has nothing to do with which side you are
    on.  
12.119678^)BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Tue Feb 20 1996 19:537
    
    	OK, Brian, read this line again, and sound out the words if you
    	have to:
    
    	>When 2 or more vehicles get to an intersection at the same time,	
                                                        ----------------
    
12.11968why not just replace the thing with a light?EVMS::MORONEYNever underestimate the power of human stupidityTue Feb 20 1996 19:5512
>>Used to be, that at unmarked intersections, traffic to the right had
>>right-of-way.
>
>Yabbut, at a rotary that tends to have the effect of clogging things up
>for all concerned parties, does it not?

I'm sure that's why they changed it.

(You should see what the NJ solution is - they have traffic lights for no
apparent reason 500' from the rotary. No crosswalk or intersecting road,
just a traffic light.  The reason is to produce breaks in traffic so traffic
stuck in the circle can move!)
12.11969POLAR::RICHARDSONTrembling LiverTue Feb 20 1996 19:551
    Geeez, I knew I shoulda taken that left turn at algorithm.
12.11970CONSLT::MCBRIDEKeep hands &amp; feet inside ride at all timesTue Feb 20 1996 19:594
    What happens when two cars are facing each other, both at a stop sign? 
    Hmmm, hmmm, hmmmmm?!?!?  They would both be to the left of each other 
    wouldn't they.  What do they do then?    
    
12.11971COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertTue Feb 20 1996 20:0013
The old law didn't have anything special about rotaries.

The problem was that idjits didn't properly understand the existing
older law, which specified:

	1. Traffic already in an intersection has the right of way.
and	2. Traffic entering from the right has the right of way.

Idjits though that a rotary was not a single intersection, and treated
each entrance as a separate intersection, until the additional text was
added to the law to make it clear.

/john
12.11972CBHVAX::CBHOwl-Stretching Time!Tue Feb 20 1996 20:2511
In the UK, the rule for roundabouts is that traffic wanting to enter has to 
give way (fits in quite well with the `always give way to traffic from the 
right' rule) and generally works fine.  When France started using roundabouts, 
they decided that traffic wanting to enter has right of way, which was a 
complete disaster so they soon changed the rules.  This lead to some 
confusion, and still does in some rural parts of France, where you're really 
taking your life into your hands.  The best way of dealing with roundabouts in 
these circumstances (and also with the infamous `double' roundabouts in the 
UK) is to close your eyes and hit the accelerator.

Chris.
12.11973COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertTue Feb 20 1996 20:2815
>    What happens when two cars are facing each other, both at a stop sign? 
>    Hmmm, hmmm, hmmmmm?!?!?  They would both be to the left of each other 
>    wouldn't they.  What do they do then?    

Well, if they're both going in directions which do not cross each other's
paths, then they can proceed whenever they wish to.

In most states, the car turning left must yield the right of way.

In Massachusetts, the car turning left "may proceed when it is safe to do so."

(This particular wording, btw, is why those jump-start left-turns are legal
in Massachusetts.)

/john
12.11974BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Tue Feb 20 1996 20:347
    
>(This particular wording, btw, is why those jump-start left-turns are legal
    >in Massachusetts.)
    
    
    	See ... see?!  I told you it was legal to do this.
    
12.11975MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Tue Feb 20 1996 20:593
    Found out our organization IS being moved to TAY in Littleton!
    
    Karen...it is Littleton! :-(
12.11976BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Tue Feb 20 1996 21:185
    
    	Oh no ... Jack coming to MA??
    
    	What if we move TAY to NH?
    
12.11977SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerTue Feb 20 1996 22:5212
    re: .11937
    
    Gee, this sounds an awful lot like what happened to
    my cousin's husband back around the December timeframe.
    My parents heard it on the news - we really wish they had
    come to us and told us.  We always liked him and were very surprised
    to hear of it - he has a lovely family.  We all would have been 
    glad to support him.
    
    I'm very sorry for your friend.
    
    Mary-Michael
12.11978COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertTue Feb 20 1996 23:1412
Mary-Michael has just sent me mail asking why I'm insisting on, in her words,
posting "what is, in effect, the punchline of a joke, without posting the joke
itself."

She just doesn't get it.

But that isn't the point.  If the =wn= moderators don't get a joke, that
doesn't mean they can delete the note unless there is a violation of one
of their policies, and they have yet to identify any one of their policies
that the "Expensive Stasi" note violates.

/john
12.11979SCASS1::BARBER_ADingaDingDangMyDangaLongLingLongTue Feb 20 1996 23:474
    I don't read =wn=, but I'd say they can probably do whatever they
    want...you know, cuz they're women...and we rule the earth.    
    
    8P
12.11980GIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Wed Feb 21 1996 00:104
I always thought *cats* ruled the earth.


\C
12.11981POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of The Counter KingWed Feb 21 1996 00:134
    
    Mine do.
    
    
12.11982How're we doing so far?BSS::PROCTOR_RI moussed my weasel!Wed Feb 21 1996 00:165
    Cats don't rule the world. They are too smart & lazy for that.
    
    They let US think we're the dominant species.
    
    
12.11983GIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Wed Feb 21 1996 00:195
cats rool!
Cats are good managers - they delegate to people.

\C    

12.11984USAT02::HALLRGod loves even you!Wed Feb 21 1996 01:4410
    John:
    
    I think you are abusing the spirit of the law, if not the letter of the
    law also.
    
    I am no fan of wn, but just because you may have a right to do
    something by the letter of the law, you can still be guilty by
    violating the spirit of said law.
    
    FWIW
12.11985POLAR::RICHARDSONTrembling LiverWed Feb 21 1996 01:521
    What does Erika think about all of this, I wonder?
12.11986POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of The Counter KingWed Feb 21 1996 02:143
    
    Isn't it Eleanor?
    
12.11987GIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Wed Feb 21 1996 02:193
Eureka?


12.11988POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of The Counter KingWed Feb 21 1996 02:263
    
    No thanks, I have a cleaning lady.
    
12.11989WAHOO::LEVESQUEmemory canyonWed Feb 21 1996 10:235
    >Seems to me, if he was right, then he was right... damned everything
    >else and let's prove me innocent!!
    
     That can be a very expensive proposition, especially when fighting the
    state, which has virtually unlimited resources.
12.11990RUSURE::EDPAlways mount a scratch monkey.Wed Feb 21 1996 11:2318
    Re .11945:
    
    > So why didn't he plead nolo contendere?
    
    It might be that he was offered a plea bargain that guaranteed him a
    certain sentence in exchange for a guilty plea.  This is one of the
    most deplorable points of our legal system:  A plea bargain will reward
    a criminal (by giving them a lighter sentence than they deserve), but
    will punish the most scrupulous person (by subjecting them to the
    harsher non-bargain sentence, since a scrupulous person cannot commit
    the perjury of testifying they are guilty).
    
    
    				-- edp
    
    
Public key fingerprint:  8e ad 63 61 ba 0c 26 86  32 0a 7d 28 db e7 6f 75
To find PGP, read note 2688.4 in Humane::IBMPC_Shareware.
12.11991COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertWed Feb 21 1996 11:2638
In =wn=, Dorian Brooks asked if anyone had run the 23rd Psalm through the
Canadianizer, so it did:

                        -< Topics of Interest to Women >-
================================================================================
Note 22.860                   The Processing Topic                    860 of 865
COVERT::COVERT "John R. Covert"                      17 lines  19-FEB-1996 09:49
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>    has anyone tried it on, say, the 23rd psalm?

1 The LORD is my shepherd; I shall not want.
2 He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: he leadeth me beside the still
  waters, eh hoser? 
3 He restoreth my soul: he leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for his
  name's sake. 
4 Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no
  evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me, eh? 
5 Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies: thou
  anointest my head with oil; my cup runneth over. 
6 Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life:
  and I will dwell in the house of the LORD for ever. 

Maybe it would have more fun with a more modern translation...

/john

----------------------------------------

Today Meg Evans deleted it:

    I am deleting this note as it has been "filtered" and has been found
    offensive to one or more noters.  Thank you to them for pointing this
    one out, as I had apparently next/unseen the processing topic by
    mistake monday.

    Feel free to rewrite in a standard translation and check with another
    moderator or myself before reposting.

12.11992GMASEC::KELLYNot The Wrong PersonWed Feb 21 1996 11:281
    Your point?
12.11993COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertWed Feb 21 1996 11:301
=wn= mods are humorless idjits.
12.11994GMASEC::KELLYNot The Wrong PersonWed Feb 21 1996 11:354
    well, I figured that was your opinion from your previous posts.
    I still wonder, if it upsets you so, why bother continuing to
    note there?  And why do the wn battles always get brought up
    over here?
12.11995ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunWed Feb 21 1996 11:452
    
    <---- because we are a boring lot.
12.11996sounds like chicken littleism to meCLYDE::KOWALEWICZ_Mjust a slob like one of usWed Feb 21 1996 11:5921
12.11997POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of The Counter KingWed Feb 21 1996 12:006
    
    John, GIVE IT UP!  Post your translations here.  I think they're funny.
    
    =wn= is turning into an effing battleground, and I'm tired of hearing
    about it over here.
    
12.11998CONSLT::MCBRIDEKeep hands &amp; feet inside ride at all timesWed Feb 21 1996 12:0813
    Rotaries etc......
    
    Not so fast there, Shawn Bob.  You ain't off the hook yet.  You either 
    owe a retraction about your already proven wrongness of cars on the right
    having right of way or an explanation of why your incorrect assertion
    is correct.  Covert gave the correct and complete(r) answer.  As far as 
    jumping the green to make a left, I sincerely hope we don't have to 
    nickname you T-Bone anytime in the forseeable future.  
    
    RE: =wm= feud....
    
    My theory is that he doesn't want to get kicked out of the mall again
    so it gets posted here.  Just a theory mind you.
12.11999SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerWed Feb 21 1996 12:5518
    re: .11978
    
    Mary-Michael gets it just fine, thanks.  Mary-Michael spent
    6 years translating medieval French.  Mary-Michael thinks that
    if you need to pick your battles in life, it's a really dumb thing
    to argue about, and Mary-Michael told you so.  
    
    And finally, Mary-Michael thinks you are much more interesting
    to debate with when you post your own thoughts and ideas instead
    of someone else's, rather than wasting your time posting meaningless bad
    translations of German idioms which may cause translators to chortle
    with glee, but make most of the rest of us do <next unseen>.
    
    I'm going to get caffeine now.
    
    
    
    
12.12000WAHOO::LEVESQUEmemory canyonWed Feb 21 1996 13:0814
    >Mary-Michael thinks that
    >if you need to pick your battles in life, it's a really dumb thing
    >to argue about, and Mary-Michael told you so.  
    
     Be that as it may, Mary-Michael picks Mary-Michael's battles, and
    Covert picks Covert's battles.
    
    >rather than wasting your time posting meaningless bad
    >translations of German idioms which may cause translators to chortle
    >with glee, but make most of the rest of us do <next unseen>.
    
     There are plenty of things to next unseen there as here. Which isn't
    justification for summary deletion. And the Browk thinks _we're_
    Bonapartistes. We're laissez-faire in comparison. 
12.12001POLAR::RICHARDSONTrembling LiverWed Feb 21 1996 13:102
    We don't think that Mark, we just like typing the word `Bonapartistes'
    and sounding it out, and chuckling.
12.12002USAT02::HALLRGod loves even you!Wed Feb 21 1996 13:114
    John:
    
    It doesn't look good for you, my Friend.  Stoop wasting your time in
    wn.  It isn't worth the trouble.
12.12003POLAR::RICHARDSONTrembling LiverWed Feb 21 1996 13:121
    And people tease me about about.
12.12004PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Feb 21 1996 13:227
    
>     There are plenty of things to next unseen there as here. Which isn't
>    justification for summary deletion.

	exactamundo.  it's the John-Covert-posted-it-let's-see-if-
	we-can-find-a-reason-to-delete-it mentality at work.

12.12005WAHOO::LEVESQUEmemory canyonWed Feb 21 1996 13:232
    It's not John Covert per se, it's anyone who is declared to be a
    EOWN. (enemy of =wn=)
12.12006In truth, nobody really GASMOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Feb 21 1996 13:324
> And why do the wn battles always get brought up over here?

I think it's 'cuz he thinks he's got lots of cronies here.

12.12007SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerWed Feb 21 1996 13:3524
    re: .12004, 12005
    
    Yeah, right.  Like I'm sitting here poised over my keyboard like
    a hawk, waiting to remove anything he posts.  Pulease people.
    I work here, I have far better things to do with my time.  Personally,
    I could care less what he posts.  However, I am a moderator
    and I have to enforce the rules.  They are different than the
    rules in here, which happens to be one of the reasons I note
    in both places.  If a significant number of other people or other
    moderators want something removed, it will get removed.  I firmly
    believe /john has the right to note in there.  However, =wn= is not
    Soapbox, and when you're in =wn= you don't note like you're in 
    the Box.  Don't like it? Fine, don't read it.  Trust me, I won't
    lose any sleep over it.
    
    My understanding when I started noting about 12 years ago was
    that these were *forums* for discussion.  Not electronic newspapers
    and humor columns.  If it gets to the point that we simply prefer
    to regurgitate other people's ideas instead of taking the time to
    articulate our own, I will stop noting.  I can read a newspaper if 
    I want to spend the time.
    
    
    
12.12008NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Feb 21 1996 13:378
>    My understanding when I started noting about 12 years ago was
>    that these were *forums* for discussion.  Not electronic newspapers
>    and humor columns.  If it gets to the point that we simply prefer
>    to regurgitate other people's ideas instead of taking the time to
>    articulate our own, I will stop noting.  I can read a newspaper if 
>    I want to spend the time.
    
So all the postings in that particular topic are original humor?
12.12009SMURF::BINDERManus Celer DeiWed Feb 21 1996 13:467
    .12007
    
    So something he posts in the nonsense topic that happens to be nonsense
    (in any substantive way) gets deleted because somebody's touchy-feelie
    synsytyvyty got crushed.  Awwwww......
    
    Get a clue.
12.12010BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Wed Feb 21 1996 13:4715
    
>In most states, the car turning left must yield the right of way.
>
>In Massachusetts, the car turning left "may proceed when it is safe to do so."
    
    
    	"May proceed when it is safe to do so" means that if the left-
    	turner gets into the intersection 1st, [s]he has the right of
    	way over someone coming the other way.
    
    	Anyone already in an intersection has the right of way over any-
    	one approaching the intersection.  That's the rule that prevents
    	you, the driver of the vehicle travelling straight, from plowing
    	into a left-turner that was there 1st.
    
12.12011SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerWed Feb 21 1996 13:583
    re: .12009
    
    Get your own clue.  No one's twisting your arm to note there.
12.12012SMURF::BINDERManus Celer DeiWed Feb 21 1996 14:014
    > No one's twisting your arm to note there.
    
    You may notice that I don't note there.  I used to, but I got sick of
    all the whining.
12.12013PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Feb 21 1996 14:022
 .12012  moi aussi, er, mate.
12.12014SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerWed Feb 21 1996 14:073
    re: .12012
    
    And you find less of it here?  Surprise, surprise.
12.12015MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Wed Feb 21 1996 14:1127
    Okay, here's my take on Woman notes.  I know you're all just dying to
    hear.
    
    Let me start off by saying this...and I'm not trying to suck up to
    anybody.  Mary Michael and I differ on some ideologies, but I
    appreciate MM for who she is.  Meg and I are complete opposites on some
    things and we agree on a few things.  Why anybody would still belive in
    McGovernik ideology is beyond me, but I enjoy noting with her and
    appreciate her for who she is.  The feeling may or may not be mutual
    but that's not my concern.  
    
    Having said this, and looking at this objectively, I have a very
    difficult time relating in womannotes.  Quite frankly, I am
    disappointed in how they conduct business over there.  I see womannotes
    as a missed opportunity by some of the participants to establish
    serious dialog and critical thinking between the sexes.  Perhaps the
    intent is for women of likemindedness to simply edify one another.  I
    assume since John is a regular there that this isn't their sole
    purpose.  
    
    I wish they'd get off the mutual admiration society bandwagon over
    there are open themselves up to alittle scrutiny.  This way feminism
    can either be revealed as legite, or a sham.  If one truly believes in
    their cause, then I would think they wouldn't have a problem doing
    this.
    
    -Jack
12.12016SMURF::BINDERManus Celer DeiWed Feb 21 1996 14:1312
    .12014
    
    Oh, no, I find more of it here.  But it's a higher class of whining. 
    
    Over there, unless you've changed the rules, things are supposed to be
    supportive.  People are supposed to feel welcomed.  Like fer shurr
    you're supporting and welcoming /john when he posts things that he
    thinks are funny.  Fact is, you are indeed looking for reasons to
    delete his postings - when you could suggest that crushed toes might
    benefit from steel-toed boots, you instead opt for censorship.
    
    Here the free-for-all nature is understood and accepted.
12.12017POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of The Counter KingWed Feb 21 1996 14:1614
    
     >I see womannotes
     >as a missed opportunity by some of the participants to establish
     >serious dialog and critical thinking between the sexes.
    
    Meaty, it's WOMANnotes.  It's for WOMEN.  Why should anyone there give
    a rip if men like it?  That's what MENnotes is for.  Serious dialogue
    and critical thinking between the sexes can happen anywhere.
    
    Is BLACKNOTES expected to foster s.d.a.c.t. between different races? 
    What about BAGELS, are they supposed to be establishing s.d.a.c.t.
    between religions?  What about CHRISTIAN, are they supposed to accept
    and welcome devil worshippers?
    
12.12018PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Feb 21 1996 14:215
>       <<< Note 12.12015 by MKOTS3::JMARTIN "Madison...5'2'' 95 lbs." >>>
>  This way feminism
>  can either be revealed as legite, or a sham.

	{boggle}
12.12019NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Feb 21 1996 14:244
Deb, mennotes is basically a bunch of divorced men whining about how they
got screwed by their ex, lawyers, judge, etc.  There's the occasional note
about how beating a drum with a bunch of guys around a campfire makes you
feel good.  Mercifully, it's a fairly inactive file, unlike =wn=.
12.12020LANDO::OLIVER_Btools are our friendsWed Feb 21 1996 14:261
    trust me on this one, jack, feminism is legit.
12.12021good assessmentPENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Feb 21 1996 14:302
 .12019  ;>  you're a gem.
12.12022ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunWed Feb 21 1996 14:302
    
    but, but devilworshippers are your friend.
12.12023WAHOO::LEVESQUEmemory canyonWed Feb 21 1996 14:365
    At least in soapbox, virtually every point of view expressed will find
    at least _some_ support. There is a far more firmly established
    orthodoxy in =wn=, one which is enforced by both noter and moderator
    alike. The flagrantly differing treatment of those perceived as
    "friends" and those perceived as "enemies" is but a single example. 
12.12024RUSURE::MELVINTen Zero, Eleven Zero Zero by Zero 2Wed Feb 21 1996 14:399
>    Meaty, it's WOMANnotes.  It's for WOMEN.  Why should anyone there give
>    a rip if men like it?  That's what MENnotes is for.  Serious dialogue
>    and critical thinking between the sexes can happen anywhere.

Perhaps you should re-read all the 1.* notes of the previous versions of =wn=.
Its 'direction' has been (deliberately?) mutated over the years.

-Joe    

12.12025COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertWed Feb 21 1996 14:408
>    trust me on this one, jack, feminism is legit.

Yes, Jack.  It is.

But true feminism hardly exists anymore; its structures have been hijacked
by a bunch of radical whiners.

/john
12.12026womannotegateLANDO::OLIVER_Btools are our friendsWed Feb 21 1996 14:422
    i think we should set up an investigation.  obviously, there's
    a conspiracy and they're hiding something.  
12.12027LANDO::OLIVER_Btools are our friendsWed Feb 21 1996 14:495
    |But true feminism hardly exists anymore; its structures have been
    |hijacked by a bunch of radical whiners.
    
    john, feminism by its very nature is radical.  for radical
    whiners, see mennotes ;P
12.12028BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityWed Feb 21 1996 14:5611
| <<< Note 12.12002 by USAT02::HALLR "God loves even you!" >>>


| It doesn't look good for you, my Friend.  

	I don't think this matters. :-)

| Stoop wasting your time in wn.  It isn't worth the trouble.

	To him, being able to whine in here, and be a constant pest in there,
MIGHT be worth the trouble to him. Hopefully he will let us know.
12.12029USAT02::HALLRGod loves even you!Wed Feb 21 1996 16:054
    John:
    
    I Also found your post on the 23rd Psalm in bad taste; no one can
    accuse me of being a 'friendly' noter in wn.
12.12030COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertWed Feb 21 1996 16:121
Blessed are the cheesemakers.
12.12031MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Wed Feb 21 1996 16:2719
 Z   >  This way feminism
 Z   >  can either be revealed as legite, or a sham.
    
 Z           {boggle}
    
    Dear Di:
    
    Clarification.  I'm not referring to the great strides women have made
    in the last twenty years.  I am speaking of nonsensical things...like
    feminars at Wellesley college, i.e. bastardizing the English language,
    or bleedouts at Smith College.  I never understood how women could do
    that...time it the way they do.
    
    Practices like this are to the average man, humorous and entertaining. 
    They hold no value and it belittles women's concerns throughout the
    country.  Kind of like Farrakhan belittles race issues for black
    Americans.
    
    -Jack
12.12032ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunWed Feb 21 1996 16:284
    
    < Blessed are the cheesemakers.
    
    for they bring out the goodness in mice and men.
12.12033ASDG::GASSAWAYInsert clever personal name hereWed Feb 21 1996 16:3519
    IMO,
    
    It has been my experience that when women discuss things amongst themselves
    and someone mentions that they're offended by some topic or another,
    the others in the discussion usually shut up about out of common
    courtesy to whomever is uncomfortable regardless of whether they feel
    the subject is really offensive or not.  They don't continue to pour
    salt into the wound to attempt to convince the person that their
    feelings are wrong and that you know the right way that they should
    feel.
    
    It appears that some are trying to carry this over into wn, which will
    never work because it assumes that everyone who notes there is
    courteous, which is completely untrue.  And as glass-chewing as I am,
    and as much as religion and "traditional family values" really irk me,
    I will be the first to admit that there are female noters in wn who I
    have to next unseen to prevent my blood pressure from rising.  
    
    Lisa
12.12034Ba-doom-doom-doom.COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertWed Feb 21 1996 16:504
>And as glass-chewing as I am, ...

Watch out, or you'll get a pane in your stomach!

12.12035POLAR::RICHARDSONTrembling LiverWed Feb 21 1996 16:541
    So, if you puke it, will you be blowing glass?
12.12036COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertWed Feb 21 1996 16:571
I think she should throw the Glassaway.
12.12037BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Wed Feb 21 1996 17:083
    
    	Has anyone ever throwna Lisa?
    
12.12038ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunWed Feb 21 1996 17:112
    
    ask her shawn.
12.12039BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Wed Feb 21 1996 17:145
    
    	Wow, I didn't even know she had a Shawn!!
    
    	Learn something new every day, I do.
    
12.12040CBHVAX::CBHOwl-Stretching Time!Wed Feb 21 1996 17:236
Re WN,

I still think that `feminist' is a contraction of `female chauvanist'.  If I 
put that to someone who disagrees, they usually prove the point...

Chris$stirrer.
12.12041POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of The Counter KingWed Feb 21 1996 17:233
    
    Shaddap, you.
    
12.12042CBHVAX::CBHOwl-Stretching Time!Wed Feb 21 1996 17:354
Well why not?  If I said I was a masculinist, people would think I was a 
sexist or a puff.

Chris.
12.12043SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIHe's no lackey!! He's a toady!!Wed Feb 21 1996 17:407
    
    
    So... do you think it's a good time to go into =wn= and post a Polish
    joke????
    
    inquiring minds and all...
    
12.12044SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIHe's no lackey!! He's a toady!!Wed Feb 21 1996 17:4212
    
    re: .11989
    
    >>Seems to me, if he was right, then he was right... damned everything
    >>else and let's prove me innocent!!
    
    >That can be a very expensive proposition, especially when fighting the
    >state, which has virtually unlimited resources.
    
     I understand Mark... but if you're truly innocent... will you
    (generic) be willing to swallow a guilty verdict and walk around all
    your life with a record as a felon??
12.12045BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Wed Feb 21 1996 17:5313
    
    	"An Innocent Man" was on last night, starring Tom Selleck and
    	David Rasche.  David and his partner raided Tom's house based
    	on a tip from an informant, but it turns out that they trans-
    	cribed the address wrongly and were in the wrong house.  They
    	shot him, planted a gun and drugs on him and brought him up
    	on charges instead of admitting they made a mistake.
    
    	It's only a movie, of course, but he also faced the same dil-
    	emma ... fight it, and maybe lose and spend 6 years in prison,
    	or plea-bargain down to 6-12 months.  He fought it and lost,
    	of course, or it wouldn't have been much of a movie.
    
12.12046GIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Wed Feb 21 1996 20:038
Bowling last night was the pits, a disaster. I'm not in a slump, I'm in a 
yawning abyss.

Woe is me :^{

\C


12.12047SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIHe's no lackey!! He's a toady!!Wed Feb 21 1996 20:045
    
    
    Maybe the new ball, bag and shoes will help?
    
    
12.12048GIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Wed Feb 21 1996 20:325
I put them on layby (layaway?) before I played (ha! inaccurate term) which is 
an extra reason for getting the irrits!

\C    

12.12049POLAR::RICHARDSONTrembling LiverWed Feb 21 1996 20:403
    I have a real nice bowling ball complete with bag.
    
    One night, I'm going to play some snooker and then bowl a few strings.
12.12050GIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Wed Feb 21 1996 20:493
{sob} and you have *him* too.

woe
12.12051WAHOO::LEVESQUEthe dangerous typeThu Feb 22 1996 10:004
>Bowling last night was the pits, a disaster. I'm not in a slump, I'm in a 
>yawning abyss.
    
    the gutterball princess !strikes again! ;>
12.12052ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunThu Feb 22 1996 11:346
    
    Chele, try billiards instead, it might improve your bowling. It
    usually works for me.
    
    oh, and Glenn, sounds like you have been reading too many of my
    bowling night notes.
12.12053CONSLT::MCBRIDEKeep hands &amp; feet inside ride at all timesThu Feb 22 1996 11:4633
    RE: .12010
    
    >>        "May proceed when it is safe to do so" means that if the left-
    >>        turner gets into the intersection 1st, [s]he has the right of
    >>        way over someone coming the other way.
    
    Bzzzzt!  Wrong, spin again, bunkie! 
    
    >>Anyone already in an intersection has the right of way over
    >>anyone approaching the intersection.  That's the rule that
    >>prevents you, the driver of the vehicle travelling straight, from
    >>plowing into a left-turner that was there 1st.
    
    Bzzzzt!  Wrong again, lose a turn! 
    
    Shawn,
    
    Usurping the middle of the intersection means nothing but the 
    possibility that the driver is a weenie.  If a driver incorrectly jumps 
    into a left turn at a green light in front of oncoming traffic, the 
    oncoming traffic may plow into them with impunity.  In all cases, 
    vehicles that cross a line of traffic have the responsibility to do 
    so safely.  They, the plowee, will be cited for the precipitation of 
    an accident, not the plower.  
    
    Since this is such a common occurence out here in the land of clueless
    drivers, many folks on the other side of the green light wave left
    turners on and give up their right of way and inconvenience everyone
    behind them.  All in the name of misguided politeness.  It boggles the
    mind to believe that notoriously aggressive drivers can be so
    stultifyingly ignorant of intersection protocol.  
    
    Brian
12.12054ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunThu Feb 22 1996 11:532
    
    yo, Brian, is this a New England thing, or does it happen everywhere??
12.12055CONSLT::MCBRIDEKeep hands &amp; feet inside ride at all timesThu Feb 22 1996 12:492
    I encountered it only when I got out here.  Mid-westerners seemed to be
    far calmer and more cluefull about such things.   
12.12056SMURF::BINDERManus Celer DeiThu Feb 22 1996 13:027
    tthln:
    
    Flat tire acquired by a chance encounter with a water-filled chuckhole.
    
    ttht:
    
    Damage was on sidewall, not repairable.
12.12057SCASS1::BARBER_ADingaDingDangMyDangaLongLingLongThu Feb 22 1996 13:071
    No fun!!  8(
12.12058BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Thu Feb 22 1996 13:1410
    
    >oncoming traffic may plow into them with impunity.  In all cases, 
    >vehicles that cross a line of traffic have the responsibility to do 
    >so safely.  They, the plowee, will be cited for the precipitation of 
    >an accident, not the plower.  
    
    	Well, I'd say that you are quite wrong here.  If a vehicle is
    	turning, and someone floors it and plows into the side of his/
    	her car, the plower is at fault.
    
12.12059CONSLT::MCBRIDEKeep hands &amp; feet inside ride at all timesThu Feb 22 1996 13:202
    Prove they accelerated.  It is the person crossing the flow of traffic
    that has the sole responsibility in that situation.   
12.12060ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunThu Feb 22 1996 13:263
    
    those water-filled chuckhole's are *not* your friend. flat tire's
    are no fun.
12.12061NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Feb 22 1996 13:261
What's the difference between a chuckhole and a pothole (if any)?
12.12062DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Thu Feb 22 1996 13:3010
    
    
    	Nasty roads this season.  I bent a rim on my car after nailing
    	one.  New one is on order (TTL though is that it's $15 less than
    	what the guy told me he though it was going to cost)
    
    
    	TTHT   taking some cold medicine this morning and it's making
    		me very woozy.
    
12.12063BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Thu Feb 22 1996 13:318
    
    	Brian, it's pretty easy to prove they DIDN'T DECELERATE, since
    	there was contact between the front of his car and the side of
    	the other.
    
    	It's 1 thing to be an innocent victim in an accident, but it's
    	another thing to knowingly cause an accident.
    
12.12064CONSLT::MCBRIDEKeep hands &amp; feet inside ride at all timesThu Feb 22 1996 13:3912
    You are correct, Shawn.  There is a big difference.  Regardless, the
    person getting hit in the situation we are discussing will still be at
    fault.  Even in the scenario where you are in the intersection waiting
    like a good do-bee to make your left turn.  The light turns yellow and
    you proceed getting creamed by someone racing to make the yellow.  It
    is still your fault.  
    
    Two cars at an intersection, one turning left the other going straight. 
    Light turns green and both cars mash their accelerators.  Lefty gets
    creamed by Straighty.  Lefty gets the ticket, the lawsuit, etc.  Both
    people were foolish.  Lefty was more so.  Lefty is wrong.  Don't be a
    lefty.  
12.12065one hurts cars, the other hurts hossesWAHOO::LEVESQUEthe dangerous typeThu Feb 22 1996 13:393
>What's the difference between a chuckhole and a pothole (if any)?
    
    Chuckholes are found in fields. Potholes are found in pavement. /hth
12.12066ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunThu Feb 22 1996 13:402
    
    gee doc, what the heck was Binder doing driving in a field.
12.12067SMURF::BINDERManus Celer DeiThu Feb 22 1996 13:426
    .12059
    
    In many states, the responsibility falls on the person who could last
    have avoided the accident.  Even if the lpowee failed to yield, the
    plower may be held at fault for the accident.  (The plowee would be
    ticketed for failure to yield.)
12.12068MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Thu Feb 22 1996 13:438
Well, sorry to hear about your pot hole encounter, Dick, but glad to hear
that the new tires were a bargain.

Me? I only threw a rod in the 307 engine on my Safari on the way home
Tuesday. With 204K miles on the car, it ain't getting repaired. Tomorrow's
going to ba a vac day to go find a replacement boat. Not my idea of a
good time.

12.12069SMURF::BINDERManus Celer DeiThu Feb 22 1996 13:443
    .12066
    
    Chuck you.
12.12070sometimesHBAHBA::HAASExtra low prices and hepatitis too!~Thu Feb 22 1996 13:446
>What's the difference between a chuckhole and a pothole (if any)?

The former is caused by too much red meat and the latter by illicit
inhalation.

some danged acronym/initialism...
12.12071ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunThu Feb 22 1996 13:442
    
    well Jack, 204K ain't exactly bad.
12.12072POLAR::RICHARDSONTrembling LiverThu Feb 22 1996 13:451
    Can you get a '72 Lincoln Continental Station Wagon?
12.12073MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Thu Feb 22 1996 13:476
No, Mark. The car certainly didn't owe me a red cent. I bought it 2.5 years
ago with 140K on it, and the only major work I've done on it was the trannie
replacement last fall. Given that it only cost me $2K in '93, I really can't
complain, and, to be truthful, I fully expected to have to replace it this
year anyway. Although, I was hoping for a later part of the year.

12.12074MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Thu Feb 22 1996 13:496
>    Can you get a '72 Lincoln Continental Station Wagon?

That's a bit old for me. The Safari was an '87, so I should be looking
at at least an '89 by now. But that _would_ be a great model to find.
Cadillac used to make some nice "station wagons".

12.12075ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunThu Feb 22 1996 13:494
    
    I hear you Jack, my camaro is going to be replaced this August with
    a newer vehicle. have no idea what I will buy, no sports car though.
    I need something more practical and roomier.
12.12076LANDO::OLIVER_Btools are our friendsThu Feb 22 1996 13:511
    and no blems, tyvm.
12.12077POLAR::RICHARDSONTrembling LiverThu Feb 22 1996 13:511
    Jack, get a Taurus Wagon. They got high marks.
12.12078Then again, I've had my fill of FordsMOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Thu Feb 22 1996 13:536
>    Jack, get a Taurus Wagon. They got high marks.

Not big enough for my requirements, Glenn.

It's gotta be either a full sized wagon or a Suburban.

12.12079PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BThu Feb 22 1996 13:556
>What's the difference between a chuckhole and a pothole (if any)?

	and while we're at it - what's the difference between a
	chuck roast and a pot roast (if any)?

12.12080Has history repeated itself?BRITE::FYFEUse it up, wear it out, make it do, or do without.Thu Feb 22 1996 13:594
>Me? I only threw a rod in the 307 engine on my Safari on the way home
>Tuesday.

Did it have oil in the engine?  :-)
12.12081MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Thu Feb 22 1996 14:0210
Did it have oil in the engine?  :-)

Yup - oil level was fine. (I got the valve cover seals and the fuel pump
replaced quite some time ago.)

>                       -< Has history repeated itself? >-

If the engine in that Country Squire had only thrown a rod, I would have 
been happy, Doug. :^)

12.12082ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunThu Feb 22 1996 14:065
    
    <<<< and while we're at it - what's the difference between a
    chuck roast and a pot roast (if any)?
    
    well di, one you cook and the other you throw.
12.12083SMURF::BINDERManus Celer DeiThu Feb 22 1996 14:164
    .12078
    
    Go for the 'Burban, Jack.  Better ground clearance, a lot tougher
    vehicle, and probably better mileage, too.
12.12084CONSLT::MCBRIDEKeep hands &amp; feet inside ride at all timesThu Feb 22 1996 14:202
    14-16mpg if you are lucky.  Jack may not have that much luck.  Better
    with the diesel though.  
12.12085SMURF::BINDERManus Celer DeiThu Feb 22 1996 14:251
    Bri, a land-yacht station wagon often gets 10-12 mpg.
12.12086NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Feb 22 1996 14:271
Jack, I don't want to be nosy, but why do you want a land yacht?
12.12087SOLVIT::KRAWIECKILord of the Turnip TruckThu Feb 22 1996 14:2817
    
    
    Why are people so brain-dead when they ASSume things???
    
    I got mail from an individual who wanted to know... (about me in the
    box)...
    
    "If you're such a caring and kind individual, how come you never reply
    to people when they write about leaving the company or when they're
    sick or ailing, or when need a pat on the back... etc."
    
      I wonder if they realize the concept of e-mail and personal and
    private communication???
    
    
     Sheeeeeeeesh!!!
    
12.12088SCASS1::BARBER_ADingaDingDangMyDangaLongLingLongThu Feb 22 1996 14:291
    I do.
12.12089PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BThu Feb 22 1996 14:343
  .12087  if they can't tell from your notes that you're a caring
	  person, they ain't too bright anyways.
12.12090ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunThu Feb 22 1996 14:352
    
    <raises hand>
12.12091mental image formsBSS::PROCTOR_RI moussed my weasel!Thu Feb 22 1996 14:392
    I  HATE it when gummy bears get stuck to my zipper.
    
12.12092I KNEW what you were thinking!BSS::PROCTOR_RI moussed my weasel!Thu Feb 22 1996 14:403
    > I  HATE it when gummy bears get stuck to my zipper.
    
    Of my coat.
12.12093BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Thu Feb 22 1996 14:4110
    
    >     <<< Note 12.12091 by BSS::PROCTOR_R "I moussed my weasel!" >>>
    >                        -< mental image forms >-
    >
    >I  HATE it when gummy bears get stuck to my zipper.
    
    
    	If you were trying to mousse your weasel, maybe you should've
    	used mousse.
    
12.12094EST::RANDOLPHTom R. N1OOQThu Feb 22 1996 15:019
> No, Mark. The car certainly didn't owe me a red cent.

Yah, a definite thing to hate... my wife had a junky used Chevy for 2 years,
cost about $1100 excluding gas, oil, etc., = $550/yr. I figure I'll have to
drive my Blazer for about 40 years to get that kind of use out of it.

If ya don't mind buying another one every 2 or 3 years, used is really the $
saving way to go...

12.12095My '76 Safari was a 10MPG babyMOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Thu Feb 22 1996 15:0410
Gerald,
    I have large cargo capacity needs on a frequent basis and can't
   afford to purchase and insure two or more vehicles, so it doesn't
   make sense for me to have, for example, a pickup truck _AND_ a
   small econo-car. A land yacht provides me with comfort, large cargo
   capacity, the ability to take five (or more) people along to lunch,
   and moderate-to-poor fuel economy (I've been averaging 15-18
   MPG on my last four wagons, which have been a '78 Chevy, a '79 Merc,
   an '82 Ford and this '86 Pontiac.)

12.12096NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Feb 22 1996 15:121
Would a minivan meet you cargo carrying needs?
12.12097BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityThu Feb 22 1996 15:475
| <<< Note 12.12061 by NOTIME::SACKS "Gerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085" >>>

| What's the difference between a chuckhole and a pothole (if any)?

	One of them inhaled
12.12098BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityThu Feb 22 1996 15:496
| <<< Note 12.12068 by MOLAR::DELBALSO "I (spade) my (dogface)" >>>

| going to ba a vac day to go find a replacement boat. 

	Jack, it stopped raining. Buy a car. Or maybe this will be a good time
to take up riding a bike. :-)
12.12099BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityThu Feb 22 1996 15:508
| <<< Note 12.12075 by ACISS1::BATTIS "pool shooting son of a gun" >>>


| I hear you Jack, my camaro is going to be replaced this August with
| a newer vehicle. have no idea what I will buy, no sports car though.
| I need something more practical and roomier.

	Gettin married soon are we???? :-)
12.12100BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityThu Feb 22 1996 15:501
hateful snarf!
12.12101BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityThu Feb 22 1996 16:015
| <<< Note 12.12077 by POLAR::RICHARDSON "Trembling Liver" >>>

| Jack, get a Taurus Wagon. They got high marks.

	Why would Jack want to buy something with marks on it? Be real, Glenn! 
12.12102I'm being serious hereBIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityThu Feb 22 1996 16:037

	I for one can say that Andy is a thoughtful and caring person. His
e-mail has proven that to me.


Glen
12.12103LANDO::OLIVER_Btools are our friendsThu Feb 22 1996 16:041
    {thud}
12.12104BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityThu Feb 22 1996 16:073

	Bonnie, it is true.
12.12105LANDO::OLIVER_Btools are our friendsThu Feb 22 1996 16:131
    well then, why do you bicker like two chihuahuas in heat?
12.12106MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Thu Feb 22 1996 16:159
I'm unsure as to whether a minvan would do the trick, Gerald. I've never
even ridden in one (that I can recall), but my brother owned one several
years ago and rued the day he bought it. Tough (or impossible - I forget 
which) to get fullsized (4x8) sheet goods into it. No easy way to make
maximum cargo space available (middle seat difficult to remove.) Lacks
the comfort/ride/suspension of a two-plus ton car. Not nearly as well
made as the more costly full sized wagon. Hatchback rather than tailgate 
design (though this is a problem on the newer styled wagons as well.)

12.12107NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Feb 22 1996 16:2215
>                                         Tough (or impossible - I forget 
>which) to get fullsized (4x8) sheet goods into it.

The Grand Caravan/Voyager can do this (I think).  Dunno about the non-Chryslers.

>                                                   No easy way to make
>maximum cargo space available (middle seat difficult to remove.)

The middle seat on the Chryco minivans is easier to remove that the rear
one.  It's pretty much a function of weight, and the rear one is over 100 lbs.
I can remove the rear one by myself, but I don't like to.

Dunno about your other points.  Haven't ridden any distance in a land yacht
in a while.  Does a Suburban have the kind of ride you want?  Isn't it
a truck-like ride?
12.12108GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheThu Feb 22 1996 16:2311
    
    tthln:  speaking of potholes, there are all kinds of road hazzards on
    route 2...hit a couple of them myself and i thought i was going to have
    to change a flat in the rain, at nite, alone.  also, hydra(o)planing is
    not a fun thing.  at first i thought it was black ice, but it was a bit
    warm for ice last nite...the road curved left, i turned the wheel, but
    the car went forward, getting a bit too close to the guardrail for my
    liking.  scared the **** out of me, and my heart raced for the rest of
    the way home...
    
    
12.12109MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Thu Feb 22 1996 16:307
>Does a Suburban have the kind of ride you want?  Isn't it a truck-like ride?

No and yes. The major saving grace of the Suburban is that if I were to
settle for one of them, it would be a 4WD model. But it sure doesn't have
the ride of a Roadmaster or a Safari.


12.12110SOLVIT::KRAWIECKILord of the Turnip TruckThu Feb 22 1996 16:398
    re: .12105
    
    > well then, why do you bicker like two chihuahuas in heat?
    
    
    Well then... I guess that type of dog is out of the running for
    'pril... huh???
    
12.12111I'm unloved.BSS::PROCTOR_RI moussed my weasel!Thu Feb 22 1996 16:412
    nobody likes me.
    	{whimper}
12.12112SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerThu Feb 22 1996 16:414
    I also agree that Andy is a kind and caring person.
    
    MM
    
12.12113POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of The Counter KingThu Feb 22 1996 16:463
    
    Me three.
    
12.12114BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Thu Feb 22 1996 16:484
    
    	Alright, alright ... how about a group hug so we can move on
    	to something a little more interesting, eh?
    
12.12115POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of The Counter KingThu Feb 22 1996 16:514
    
    All right.
      ^^
    
12.12116CONSLT::MCBRIDEKeep hands &amp; feet inside ride at all timesThu Feb 22 1996 16:521
    Shawn seems to do that alot.
12.12117GMASEC::KELLYNot The Wrong PersonThu Feb 22 1996 16:522
    But Shawn, trust me, hugging Andy IS interesting...least I've always
    found it to be so!
12.12118SCASS1::BARBER_ADingaDingDangMyDangaLongLingLongThu Feb 22 1996 16:538
    re: 12110
    
    I would never own a chihuahua...they're always trembling and they're
    bark is annoying as all get out.
    
    re: .12111
    
    awwwwww. 8(
12.12120SOLVIT::KRAWIECKILord of the Turnip TruckThu Feb 22 1996 16:5817
    
    re: .12111
    
    > -< I'm unloved. >-
    
    >nobody likes me.
    >  {whimper}
    
    
     Stick it in your ear!!!!!!
    
    
    
    
    
        :) :)
    
12.12119SOLVIT::KRAWIECKILord of the Turnip TruckThu Feb 22 1996 16:599
    re: .12117
    
    Great, Christine!!!!
    
    Now everybody will want one!!!!
    
    
     :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
    
12.12121SOLVIT::KRAWIECKILord of the Turnip TruckThu Feb 22 1996 17:149
    
    re: .12105
    
    >well then, why do you bicker like two chihuahuas in heat?
    
    Bonnie... 
    
    Shouldn't that have been "like two 'hysterical' chihuahuas in heat?"???
    
12.12122LANDO::OLIVER_Btools are our friendsThu Feb 22 1996 17:201
    hopped-up hysterical heated chihuahua duo!!!
12.12123SOLVIT::KRAWIECKILord of the Turnip TruckThu Feb 22 1996 17:336
    
    >hopped-up hysterical heated chihuahua duo!!!
    
    
    
    Sounds like a good name for some heavy-metal band!
12.12124DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Thu Feb 22 1996 18:505
    
    
    
    	{snicker}  =)
    
12.12125GIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Thu Feb 22 1996 19:1610
. Yup, it's early shift again and I've not adjusted at all well.
. Daylight saving which goes on just that few weeks too long.
. I hate it when the the alarm goes off and the world still looks like 
  night-time.

 I'm sure the dog laughed at me when I asked him if he wanted to go outside 
 (into the _cold_ and dark)

\C

12.12126BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityThu Feb 22 1996 19:4212
| <<< Note 12.12105 by LANDO::OLIVER_B "tools are our friends" >>>

| well then, why do you bicker like two chihuahuas in heat?

	Because we aren't in e-mail then. :-)

	Andy and I talked in mail, and understand each other a little better.
With any luck, we'll be just fine. According to Andy, all I gotta do is keep my
mouth shut! heh heh....


Glen
12.12127BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityThu Feb 22 1996 19:426
| <<< Note 12.12117 by GMASEC::KELLY "Not The Wrong Person" >>>

| But Shawn, trust me, hugging Andy IS interesting...least I've always
| found it to be so!

	I'll have to find out someday... ;-)
12.12128LANDO::OLIVER_Btools are our friendsThu Feb 22 1996 19:546
    |Andy and I talked in mail, and understand each other a little better.
    
    this is good.  this is progress.  
    
    a kinder, gentler soapbox.
    
12.12129SOLVIT::KRAWIECKILord of the Turnip TruckThu Feb 22 1996 19:5713
    
    
    >a kinder, gentler soapbox.
    
    
    Bluuuuuuuuuuuuuurggggghhhhhhhhh!!!!
    
    
    Face it... deep down, people had (have) a perverse pleasure in watching 
    a good dog-fight...
    
    I certainly enjoyed watching S_CONLON get thrashed by the Doctah a
    while back...
12.12130LANDO::OLIVER_Btools are our friendsThu Feb 22 1996 20:011
    mark didn't "thrash" suzanne.  it was a tie.  
12.12131SOLVIT::KRAWIECKILord of the Turnip TruckThu Feb 22 1996 20:0411
    
    >it was a tie.
    
    Nope... not in the eye of this beholder...
    
    Let's take a vote... Maybe it'll start up a couple of more good
    dog-fights...
    
    
    :) :)
    
12.12132LANDO::OLIVER_Btools are our friendsThu Feb 22 1996 20:051
    oh YEAH??!!
12.12133SOLVIT::KRAWIECKILord of the Turnip TruckThu Feb 22 1996 20:089
    
    Bonnie dear...
    
    I would never pick a fight with you...
    
    Unless of course, you were some facist pinko-commie, tree-hugging,
    ozone-loving, dimocratic, Slick-loving, Hillary-fawning, flavored-beer
    guzzling weirdo!!!
    
12.12134POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of The Counter KingThu Feb 22 1996 20:123
    
    Hey!  Hey!  I resemble that flavoured-beer guzzling remark!
    
12.12135LANDO::OLIVER_Btools are our friendsThu Feb 22 1996 20:121
    flavored beer, yuck.  i like trees, though.
12.12136SOLVIT::KRAWIECKILord of the Turnip TruckThu Feb 22 1996 20:1410
    
    re: .1234
    
    >Hey!  Hey!  I resemble that flavoured-beer guzzling remark!
    
    I forgot to add...
    
    
    "funny-tasting coffee lover..."
    
12.12137POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of The Counter KingThu Feb 22 1996 20:163
    
    Oh, dear!
    
12.12138SMURF::BINDERManus Celer DeiThu Feb 22 1996 20:343
    .12130
    
    No, it wasn't.  Calling the sky puce does not make it so.
12.12139Feeling like death warmed over for my "favorite" activityMOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Fri Feb 23 1996 10:545
TTHT:
    I get to go shoppping for a new-used car today in the rain/fog
    with a brand new sore throat _AND_ a brand new cough to accompany
    it.

12.12140SNAX::BOURGOINEFri Feb 23 1996 11:024

	TTHT:   Today is Wannahoney's last day  - 
		one of my best friends.......
12.12141ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunFri Feb 23 1996 12:133
    
    Jack, good luck in your automotive endevours today, it is a tth, but
    a ttl when you find your prize. sort of like Cracker Jack's.
12.12142Bowling is not fun any more...ACISS2::LEECHDia do bheatha.Fri Feb 23 1996 12:193
    re: .12046
    
    Howdy neighbor! 
12.12143NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Fri Feb 23 1996 12:482
Hey Battis, are you calling Lucky Jack a cracker?  It's "valuing differences"
time for you, my boy.  Nyah hah hah!
12.12144{waiting}POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of The Counter KingFri Feb 23 1996 12:502
    
    
12.12145USAT02::HALLRGod loves even you!Fri Feb 23 1996 12:564
    Jack:
    
    Why not shop for a Hummer?  You really need it in your neck of the
    woods.  It'll only set you back about 80 BIG ones!
12.12146ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunFri Feb 23 1996 13:124
    
    << {waiting}
    
    for what deb??? I've heard EPT is fairly accurate. :-)
12.12147{thud}POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of The Counter KingFri Feb 23 1996 13:132
    
    
12.12148BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityFri Feb 23 1996 13:156
| <<< Note 12.12139 by MOLAR::DELBALSO "I (spade) my (dogface)" >>>

| -< Feeling like death warmed over for my "favorite" activity >-

	Well, you kinda look like Gerry Garcia.... :-)

12.12149ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunFri Feb 23 1996 13:183
    Jerry
    
    nnttm
12.12150BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Fri Feb 23 1996 13:467
    
    	RE: .12145
    
    	Now that you mention it, I could got for a Hummer right now also.
    
    	But $80?  I bet I could get 4 of 'em for that.
    
12.12151POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of The Counter KingFri Feb 23 1996 13:574
    
    Oh, I'm appalled.
    
    
12.12152SOLVIT::KRAWIECKILord of the Turnip TruckFri Feb 23 1996 14:049
    
    
    >Oh, I'm appalled.
    
    
    I am too!!!!!
    
    
     Did you see the use of the word "also" in that sentence???
12.12153{ahem}POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of The Counter KingFri Feb 23 1996 16:484
    
    TTHT:  The unpredictability of recently learned Pavlovian responses!
    
    
12.12154MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Fri Feb 23 1996 16:521
    Woof woof!!!
12.12155POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of The Counter KingFri Feb 23 1996 22:047
    
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
    
    I left my score at home again 8^p.
    
    Anybody got (er, have) an extra brain to lend me?
    
12.12156BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityFri Feb 23 1996 22:083

	I think it is safe to say mine is pretty dead.....
12.12157MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Fri Feb 23 1996 23:374
I'd _die_ for a Hummer. Unfortunately, they want cash, not my life. And
they're a mite rich for my blood.


12.12158POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of The Counter KingSat Feb 24 1996 06:0529
    
    Do you ever have one of those days when you get home late at night and
    the cats all come running because you haven't fed them for 18 hours and
    they start grumping for dinner, ignoring, of course, the fact that they
    have a huge bowl of Friskies RIGHT THERE and if they were so flippin'
    hungry they could eat THAT and anyway you get out the can of cat food
    and give them their dinner (well, at 3am maybe it's breakfast) and then
    you start walking towards the refrigerator trying to put the plastic
    lid back on the cat food can because you buy the big cans, not the
    small 3 for 89 cents ones, you get the 2 for a dollar ones, and you know 
    if you bought the 3 for 89 cents ones you wouldn't have to wrestle with 
    the lid but hey such is life, and it's the stiff plastic lid rather than
    the soft plastic ones even tho you bought TWO soft plastic lids you can
    only ever find one, the blue one, Lord knows what happened to the pink
    one but YOU can certainly never find it, so as a result here you are 
    walking towards the refrigerator wrestling with the stiff plastic lid 
    that you got as a free gift (a free gift, Glenn, what about that!) in the 
    25 pound bag of Friskies which after all you NEED to buy because you have 
    3 cats, and anyway you have to put the soft blue plastic lid in the
    dishwasher every once in a while, and anyway there you are and your hands 
    go spastic and flop, there goes the can on the floor and little bits of 
    gooshy cat food go everywhere, and it's Friday, and the cleaning lady
    comes Tuesday, so you can either clean up the cat food yourself or you
    can wait til Tuesday and step around it, and it's 3am and, oh, well,
    bluuuuuurrrrrrgggggghhhh.
    
    Do you ever have one of those days?
    
    
12.12159MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Sat Feb 24 1996 10:462
It's clear that you have tremendous lung power.

12.12160SCASS1::BARBER_ADingaDingDangMyDangaLongLingLongSat Feb 24 1996 16:001
    Was that one sentence?
12.12161POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of The Counter KingSat Feb 24 1996 16:193
    
    Breath control is a wonderful thing.
    
12.12162CSLALL::HENDERSONWe shall behold Him!Sat Feb 24 1996 20:139


 I buy the 3/89 Cent cans and don't worry about it. 




 Jim
12.12163BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanitySat Feb 24 1996 23:467
| <<< Note 12.12161 by POWDML::HANGGELI "Little Chamber of The Counter King" >>>


| Breath control is a wonderful thing.


	Everyone you talk to thanks you very much, Deb!
12.12164COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertSun Feb 25 1996 01:347
This message:

  Due to many factors including failing health, I must ask that I be removed
  from your mailing list. Many thanks for your work on keeping this list
  going.

/john
12.12165CHEFS::COOKSHalf Man,Half BiscuitMon Feb 26 1996 10:295
    Reading F.C being 4th from bottom of league Divison One.
    
    It`s a far cry from the glories of last season,I must say.
    
    
12.12166DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Mon Feb 26 1996 12:4113
    
    
    	....breaking a tooth last night while eating dinner
    
    	....no one is at my dentist's office and the service
    		has no idea why
    
    	....possibly having to make my last speech tonite in class,
    		with a broken tooth.
    
    
    		Definitely a Monday.........
    
12.12167they'll be happy because they'll think they're getting away with somethingEVMS::MORONEYNever underestimate the power of human stupidityMon Feb 26 1996 14:093
re .12158:

Take away the food in the dish and let the furballs clean up the mess.
12.12168POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of The Counter KingMon Feb 26 1996 14:105
    
    Oh, NOW you tell me 8^)!
    
    They ended up doing it anyway.  Little buggers 8^).
    
12.12169USAT02::HALLRGod loves even you!Mon Feb 26 1996 14:3911
    going home friday nite to find major problems with the phone line, both
    voice and data...called the local phone dudes and they say they'll be
    out Sunday between 8-5.  Caught a little surprised I agree to be there.
    (All of this is after me checking the NID and determining it was THEIR
    problem, not mine)  Sunday rolls by no repair dude.  I call and give
    'em a piece of my mine at six last night; the dudetter gives me her 
    Super.  He promises that someone will BE THERE at *8AM.  Guess what?
    NOT!  Finally at 9:30 and two intervening calls, the dude shows up,
    repairs the cables in 20 minutes and I have 18 emails in my account. 
    Gotta love BA and now they bwanna go and compete in long distance...I
    don't think so Jill.  
12.12170POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of The Counter KingMon Feb 26 1996 16:016
    
    TTHT:  The current discussion on Savoynet about whether 2000 is the
    end of the 20th century or the beginning of the 21st 8^p.
    
    Do I have to hear this for the next five years?
    
12.12171GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheMon Feb 26 1996 16:0810
    >>> ....breaking a tooth last night while eating dinner
    
    
    didn't andy warn you not to eat the doritos????  :> :>
    
    
    tthtm:  turning off the alarm instead of hitting snooze...and waking up
    nearly an hour and a half later...
    
    
12.12172DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Mon Feb 26 1996 17:0812
    
    
    	Doritos I could *almost* understand....... this was bread!
    
    	Finally got someone at the answering service that knew where
    	he was....... vacation!  And the dentist standing in for him
    	can't get me in till Wednesday at 1:15.  So I either give my
    	speech tonite with a sore shoulder and a broken tooth or I
    	give it Wednesday with a possibly still numb, or sore face.
    
    	Blah.
    
12.12173SCASS1::BARBER_ASmelly cat, it's not your faultMon Feb 26 1996 17:141
    Yowch JJ!  Sorry to hear about your toofie.
12.12174GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheMon Feb 26 1996 18:023
    
    what does your broken tooth have to do with a sore shoulder??
    
12.12175MKOTS3::JOLLIMOREOn the threshold of a dreamMon Feb 26 1996 18:041
	<-- long roots ??
12.12176DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Mon Feb 26 1996 18:144
    
    
    	Nothing.  They're just both annoying.  =)
    
12.12177POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of The Counter KingMon Feb 26 1996 18:187
    
    Everything.  Just - effing - EVERYTHING.
    
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12.12178BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Mon Feb 26 1996 18:193
    
    	Sounds like you could use some cheering up, Deb.
    
12.12179NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Mon Feb 26 1996 18:222
Shawn, why don't you call her up and sing a cheerful song.  I understand she
really likes "Tomorrow" from "Annie."
12.12180POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of The Counter KingMon Feb 26 1996 18:284
    
    I don't think I could stand the excitement.
    
    
12.12181BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Mon Feb 26 1996 18:325
    
    	Excellent idea.  My .65-octave voice should be able to do that
    	song a tremendous amount of justice.  Relatively speaking, of
    	course.
    
12.12182GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheTue Feb 27 1996 11:1322
    
    tthln:  spending over an hour in the e/r of umass medical center in
    worcester (which is nothing like the e/r of nbc fame...) with my
    neighbor and her little girl.  seems her mic-key button (don't ask me
    to explain it...i still have a hard time understanding it) fell out
    during the day and it was discovered as being out til about 7 hours
    later, which meant the muscles that contract to hold it in place had
    contracted so much that the button couldn't be put back in...and the
    local hospitals don't have the buttons, so off to worcester we go...and
    wait...all the while the hole is getting smaller.  finally it's our
    turn and the pediatric intern knows next to NOTHING about these things. 
    so kim just said 'get me the smaller button and i'll do it'...the
    relief on his face was almost comical.  got the button, but it still
    didn't want to go in.  poor sammy is screaming, tears flowing down her
    face.  second time was worse, cause now she tenses up when mommy tries
    to put it in...finally, after a third try, a little help from a stylis,
    and the threat of having to do a 'foley', it goes in.  the doctor
    wasn't even there most of the time.  and i bet the bill is going to be
    nice and fat.  but at least the button is back in place...
    
    but now i am a bit on the tired side...
    
12.12183BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityTue Feb 27 1996 11:463

	U have 2 splain about da button
12.12184always the engineerGAAS::BRAUCHERWelcome to ParadiseTue Feb 27 1996 11:596
    
      My dentist pulled my molar yesterday.  Novocaine.  I found myself
     carefully examining the wrenchlike thing they use.  Very interesting
     in a macabre sort of way.
    
      bb
12.12185ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunTue Feb 27 1996 13:144
    
    bad news from a friend. 
    
    ttwa: was the lens cap removed???? hhmmm
12.12186DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Tue Feb 27 1996 13:5143
    
    
    	AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
    
    	Turns out my dentist isn't on vacation this week, he was just
    	out yesterday.  So I go in this afternoon to have it checked
    	out.  If I end up having to have a crown, our lousy dental plan
    	will only cover it 60%.  I think it's time that Digital look
    	for better coverage for us.  We don't get much of anything in
    	return for the $.50 we put in now.  I hate John Hancock.  I got
    	into a p***ing contest with them a few years ago when having
    	my wisdom teeth removed.  Despite the fact I *had* to have 
    	them removed because they were impacted, JH still considered it
    	elective surgery and only covered it 60%.  I had to dish out
    	over $280 out of my own pocket.  Anyone in here have a crown
    	done?  How much do they cost?  (I've heard $500........ which means
    	it'll be another $200+ I would have to pay..... now instead of
    	my vacation money going into my vehicle, it's going into my 
    	teeth)
    
    	AND I just called the place that I ordered the new rim for
    	the car from.  Last week when I placed the order the guy on
    	the phone told me to come in and fill out my info on the
    	order form and leave a deposit.  Ok.  I get there, fill out
    	the form and different guy tells me not to bother with the
    	deposit.  Ok.  As of today I hadn't heard anything from them
    	so I decide to call and find out what the scoop is.  THEY HAVEN'T
    	ORDERED THE {BLEEPING} THING because guy #2 thought it was 
    	ridiculous to have to leave a deposit on a $40 rim so he's been
    	fighting the VP of the company about it.  I asked when this 
    	happened.  Day after I was in (which would have been last Friday)
    	So I asked why no one called me...... I would have come in and
    	put down the deposit, I don't care if it's ridiculous or not,
    	I want the flipping rim on my car!  He apologized, didn't really
    	give me a reason but said that when it does come in, he'll put
    	in on my car for free.  So now AFTER I go to the dentist and find
    	out if I have to have $$$$ worth of dental work done, I have
    	to go put a deposit down on the rim and TRY not to get {bleep}
    	while I'm there and then make sure that when I have the work done
    	it's on a day when guy #2 is there so I don't get charged for it.
    
    	I am *not* having a good week.
    
12.12187POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of The Counter KingTue Feb 27 1996 13:5226
    
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    we have none.  The big copier is broken.  The small copier won't take
    label sheets.
    
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    I am ready to jump out the window.
    
12.12188margaritaville ?GAAS::BRAUCHERWelcome to ParadiseTue Feb 27 1996 13:564
    
      come to sierras instead
    
      bb
12.12189POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of The Counter KingTue Feb 27 1996 13:575
12.12190LANDO::OLIVER_Btools are our friendsTue Feb 27 1996 13:581
    they have _fresh_ salsa, real salsa.
12.12191POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of The Counter KingTue Feb 27 1996 14:004
    
    With lots of cilantro 8^q.
    
    
12.12192LANDO::OLIVER_Btools are our friendsTue Feb 27 1996 14:011
    me likes cilantro.
12.12193SCASS1::BARBER_ASmelly cat, it's not your faultTue Feb 27 1996 14:025
    STOP THAT!  I have a weakness for Mexican food.
    
    That's it, I'm off to the airport and I should be there just in time.
    
    8)
12.12194GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheTue Feb 27 1996 14:3015
    
    fine...be that way....make me crave mexican food... :<
    
    and jj, as far as your wisdom teeth went, you should have checked out
    the coverage for ORAL SURGERY on your main plan...when i had mine out
    nearly 5 years ago, my tufts covered my impacted ones, but didn't cover
    the one they decided to take out because "they were there and it'd have
    to come out later anyway"...i was pissed...if it wasn't ready to come
    out then, i would have waited til it was covered to be
    removed...anywho, tufts covered 3 of the 4 teeth and i submitted the
    remaining bill to jh who picked up part of the tab...i agree, the
    dental coverage we get from jh sucks, but it beats having to pay for it
    all yourself.  and maybe you should find a cheaper dentist...my wisdoms
    only would have cost 300 for all 4 to be taken out if i didn't have
    insurance...
12.12195SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Tue Feb 27 1996 14:369
    
    	re: John hancock
    
    	They do suck, in a big way. They won't even cover my daughters
    fillings! Does anyone know of a good dental insurance plan I can pick
    up privately? I'm seriously considering paying for my own....
    
    
    	jim
12.12196DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Tue Feb 27 1996 14:4715
    
    	Raq,
    
    	I actually had my wisdom teeth pulled by an oral surgeon,
    	in his office.  My regular dentist at the time (7 years ago)
    	didn't do that.  JH considered wisdom teeth pulling "elective"
    	surgeryd despite their being impacted.  They would have 
    	covered more if I had gone into the hospital to have it done
    	but that wouldn't have gained me anything because there would
    	have been room fees, anesthesiologist fees etc...... would
    	have cost me the same $$ if not MORE by having it done in
    	the hospital.  I just sent a note off to my HR rep asking if
    	Digital has ever considered changing dental plans and if not,
    	maybe they should.
    
12.12197BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityTue Feb 27 1996 15:465
| <<< Note 12.12187 by POWDML::HANGGELI "Little Chamber of The Counter King" >>>

| I am ready to jump out the window.

	Deb, it could be worse.....shawn could have called you.... :-)
12.12198BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityTue Feb 27 1996 15:488
12.12199Just say no to self-defenestration!~HBAHBA::HAASExtra low prices and hepatitis too!~Tue Feb 27 1996 15:490
12.12200BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityTue Feb 27 1996 16:042
	SNARF!
12.12201BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Tue Feb 27 1996 16:174
    
    	Glen, if I call her it'll be just enough to make her go from
    	"ready to jump" to "splatted on the sidewalk".
    
12.12202DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Tue Feb 27 1996 16:5513
    
    
    	Glen,
    
    	The only thing we got for our $.50 contribution is supposedly
    	JH's upping their $$ level for their "reasonable and customary
    	charges" guidelines.
    
    	According to a friend of mine who recently had a crown done,
    	JH considers $340 "reasonable and customary" for that procedure.
    	Despite the fact that everyone I know that has had one done says
    	the cost was $500+
    
12.12203GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheTue Feb 27 1996 17:0410
    
    
    jj, i said you should have check out your main insurance's policy...
    even tho tufts (the one i have, don't know what you have) doesn't cover
    dental visits, it considers oral surgery a 'real' surgery, and
    therefore, it is covered by my main health insurance carrier.  and then
    i had jh pick up part of the rest...unless all you had was jh back
    then...
    
    
12.12204ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunTue Feb 27 1996 17:206
    
    well I'm sure staying the hell away from JJ, this week. she sounds like
    she could bite the heads off of chickens, and grin at you at the same
    time. 
    
    
12.12205DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Tue Feb 27 1996 17:236
    
    
    	sorry raq.........  yes, I had JH for both medical and dental
    	back then.......... I like Healthsource MUCH better for medical
    	now........
    
12.12206ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunTue Feb 27 1996 19:414
    
    this recent downsizing is throwing a monkey wrench into our group's
    workload balancing, also it will cut into my noting time. hhm that
    may have been the point!!!!
12.12207BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Tue Feb 27 1996 19:486
    
    	Battis, maybe they're trying to do you a favor by cutting into
    	your pool-playing time.
    
    	8^)
    
12.12208GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheWed Feb 28 1996 11:449
    
    tthln:  my yummy lunch apparently didn't really agree with more, or
    maybe it was the extra spicy stuff i asked for, but since yesterday
    afternoon it feels as if my butts been on fire...not that anyone asked,
    and i just wanted to make sure y'all were paying attention... :> :> :>
    
    
    -raq
    
12.12209NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Feb 28 1996 11:496
TTHLN:

While I was getting the kids ready for their bath last night, Dina discovered
those little porcelain thingies that cover the bolts that hold the toilet down.
She picked them up, dropped them in the toilet, and flushed.  I don't care
about the thingies, but I hope they didn't get stuck in the trap.
12.12210SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Wed Feb 28 1996 12:388
    
    
    	re: raq
    
    	thanks for sharing raq. :)
    
    
    
12.12211POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of The Counter KingWed Feb 28 1996 13:5411
    
    I have an inbox, you know.  I have an inbox with a sign reading "INBOX"
    right on my counter.
    
    WHY is my counter covered with stuff that should be in the inbox?  Why
    are things that should be in the inbox laid on my chair, on my
    keyboard, or handed to me while I'm in the middle of something?
    
    Use the effing inbox!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    
    
12.12212just put 'em in the outboxHBAHBA::HAASExtra low prices and hepatitis too!~Wed Feb 28 1996 13:578
>    I have an inbox, you know.  

I thought this was gonna be another ALL-IN-1 question...

It's your own danged fault. If'n you weren't so poplar nobody would be
taking stuff your way in the firsted place.

TTom
12.12213SOLVIT::KRAWIECKILord of the Turnip TruckWed Feb 28 1996 14:006
    
    
    >If'n you weren't so poplar...
    
    Wood you care to rephrase that??
    
12.12214no pun from these tulipsHBAHBA::HAASExtra low prices and hepatitis too!~Wed Feb 28 1996 14:120
12.12215BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityWed Feb 28 1996 14:193

	Deb has an inbox? Oh my!
12.12216NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Feb 28 1996 14:455
Deb, why don't you put a sign across the entrance to your cubicle:

			+----------------------+
			| USE THE EFFING INBOX |
			+----------------------+
12.12217POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of The Counter KingWed Feb 28 1996 14:4711
    
    WHAT A GOOD IDEA!  I have MicroSoft Publisher, too, so I can make it a
    full colour banner.
    
    Thanks, Gerald 8^)!
    
    
    
    BTW, what DOES unemployment pay these days 8^)?
              
    
12.12218MKOTS3::JOLLIMOREOn the threshold of a dreamWed Feb 28 1996 14:544
>    BTW, what DOES unemployment pay these days 8^)?

	i don't know. but, you'd better keep the cat away from your chin.
	that blemish looks swollen.
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12.12221nah.....BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityWed Feb 28 1996 15:484

	It's amazing what people can develop with cheap graphics. Almost makes
me want to give up any software tool but vms!
12.12222BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Wed Feb 28 1996 16:473
    
    	I actually heard a manager use "irregardless" in a meeting today.
    
12.12223ACISS2::LEECHDia do bheatha.Wed Feb 28 1996 17:082
    It's bowling night.  Sigh.  Oddly enough, I always look forward to it,
    but I know that it will be a TTH before the night is over.
12.12224PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Feb 28 1996 17:167
    
>    	I actually heard a manager use "irregardless" in a meeting today.

	it's an ugly word, but at least it's in the dictionary.
	bothers me more when people say "reoccur".
    

12.12225POLAR::RICHARDSONHindskits VelvetWed Feb 28 1996 17:181
    I hate `orientated' even more than `reoccur'.
12.12226retort is my forteHBAHBA::HAASExtra low prices and hepatitis too!~Wed Feb 28 1996 17:204
12.12227POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of The Counter KingWed Feb 28 1996 17:243
    
    This is just a red letter week for me.
    
12.12228SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Wed Feb 28 1996 17:476
    

    	Another mispronunciation to hate is when someone calls loam
    'loom'. Uh, you gonna weave something with that dirt?


12.12229MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Feb 28 1996 17:493
I think that (calling loam loom) is a New English thing, Jim. I never
heard it before moving here.

12.12230NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Feb 28 1996 17:492
That's the way it's pronounced in New England.  It's no more incorrect
than the way they pronounce "oil" "all" in the south.
12.12231{crash}NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Feb 28 1996 17:490
12.12232BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Wed Feb 28 1996 17:505
    
    	Another "Hee hee, typical manager" incident from today:
    
    	A manager printed a .PPT file to an LN03 right next to me.
    
12.12233or earl in some other placesHBAHBA::HAASExtra low prices and hepatitis too!~Wed Feb 28 1996 17:500
12.12234PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Feb 28 1996 17:513
 "If I would have..." is getting frighteningly acceptabubble.
  It's everywhere.  
12.12235Any better?BSS::PROCTOR_RA wallet full of onesWed Feb 28 1996 17:537
    ok; combine the two:
    
    >  "If I would have..." is getting frighteningly acceptabubble.
    >  It's everywhere.
    
    If I would have.... It's everywhere!
    
12.12236MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Feb 28 1996 17:543
Do you mean "If I would have..." in preference to "If I had ...."?

Are they not both proper?
12.12237SOLVIT::KRAWIECKILord of the Turnip TruckWed Feb 28 1996 17:549
    
    re: .12230
    
    >That's the way it's pronounced in New England.
    
    Customer talking to bank official at Bank of New England...
    
    "Yes sir... I'd like to apply for a car loon..."
    
12.12238POLAR::RICHARDSONHindskits VelvetWed Feb 28 1996 17:561
    If I had thought about it, I would have noticed it before.
12.12239PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Feb 28 1996 17:565
>Are they not both proper?

	"If I would have..." doesn't make sense.

12.12240ROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150 kts. is TOO slow!Wed Feb 28 1996 17:579
    I don't know which is worse:
    
    1)  The walk up 9 floors of stairs to get back to my office,
    
    					or
    
    2)  The bomb threat that caused the evacuation of the building.
    
    Bob
12.12241BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Wed Feb 28 1996 18:0113
    
    	Was there a bomb?
    
    	If not, I'd say that #1 wins hands down.
    
    
    	RE: If I would have
    
    	I'd use "Had I" instead.  "If I had" is a close 2nd.  But think-
    	ing a bit further, "If I would have gone to the game" sounds OK
    	to me.  "If I would have a hot dog" sounds bad, and not just be-
    	cause I know what they make hot dogs with.
    
12.12242MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Feb 28 1996 18:019
>	"If I would have..." doesn't make sense.

Why sure it does! It means the same thing as "If I had ..."!
:^)

Seriously - is it not proper English? I've heard it used all my life
by folks who spoke quite properly, from all appearances.

It may be a somewhat stilted or cumbersome form, but is it really improper?
12.12243SOLVIT::KRAWIECKILord of the Turnip TruckWed Feb 28 1996 18:036
    
    
    Like in that song...
    
    "If I would have ever leaved you...."
    
12.12244MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Feb 28 1996 18:0511
"If I would have ...." seems to follow from a perfectly legitimate construct
such as "I would have ..."

  Ex. I would have seen that gun if he hadn't concealed it with a magazine.

     If I would have seen the gun, I could have fired first.

which seems equivalent to -

     If I had seen the gun, I could have fired first.

12.12245LANDO::OLIVER_Btools are our friendsWed Feb 28 1996 18:051
    "if i would have been a rich man..."
12.12246PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Feb 28 1996 18:1210
>>  Ex. I would have seen that gun if he hadn't concealed it with a magazine.

	so "...if he wouldn't have concealed it..."
	would be acceptable too, then?

	i don't think it's "proper" English - no.  maybe it has to
	do with the way i was taught English though.


12.12247SOLVIT::KRAWIECKILord of the Turnip TruckWed Feb 28 1996 18:146
    
    > i don't think it's "proper" English - no.
    
    
    So don't I...
    
12.12248POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of The Counter KingWed Feb 28 1996 18:153
    
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12.12249SOLVIT::KRAWIECKILord of the Turnip TruckWed Feb 28 1996 18:156
    
    >    <-- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
    
    
    
    Ummmm... Would it help if I sang it to you over the phone???
12.12250CONSLT::MCBRIDEKeep hands &amp; feet inside ride at all timesWed Feb 28 1996 18:151
    I think she doesn't like that, alot.
12.12251MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Feb 28 1996 18:168
>	so "...if he wouldn't have concealed it..."
>	would be acceptable too, then?

Uh huh.

At least no one ever told me otherwise. Until now.

Anyone have a grammar reference that they can consult?
12.12252POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of The Counter KingWed Feb 28 1996 18:173
    
    I love receiving singing telephone calls.
    
12.12253MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Wed Feb 28 1996 18:221
    I am not outdone!!!
12.12254PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Feb 28 1996 18:303
  richard will explain it all.  i can sense it.

12.12255ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunWed Feb 28 1996 18:362
    
    di, was there a disturbance in the English force??
12.12256SMURF::BINDERManus Celer DeiWed Feb 28 1996 18:4215
    Okay, you grammatical johnny-come-latelies, lissen up!
    
    "If I would have [done whatever]..." is INCORRECT.  The word "would" is
    a form of the word "will."  It is, more specifically, a form that
    expresses a (possibly indirect) wish.  This form is called a volitive.
    Consider the archaic phrase "Would that it were so."  The word "Would"
    expresses a wish.
    
    Volitives take a subjunctive complement; in the sentence above, "were"
    is a subjunctive.
    
    So, "If he wouldn't have concealed it..." when analyzed grammatically,
    says, essentially, "If he did not wish that he conceal [subjunctive]
    it."  This isn't what is meant.  What is meant is "If he had not
    concealed it," which can also be phrased "Had he not concealed it."
12.12257PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Feb 28 1996 18:452
   he's good.  
12.12258Does 'if' make it a volitive?MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Feb 28 1996 18:5511
My thanks, Dick.

But, I'm still confused. 

It appears that is only the case when used with "if".

The construct "I would have seen it in that case", is a proper one, is
it not? This is not a volitive, is it? (I can't find "volitive" in either
AHDfW or The New Century Dictionary, so I can't be sure.)

What is it about adding "if" that invalidates it?
12.12259POLAR::RICHARDSONHindskits VelvetWed Feb 28 1996 18:561
    Well, can concealing a gun be considered a good thing?
12.12260COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertWed Feb 28 1996 18:5710
Some idjit noozcaster I heard today on the way in told us that

	A man had been arrested for lying to the FBI about
	whether he had given

		parliamentary training

	to one of the world trade center bombers.

/john
12.12261BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Wed Feb 28 1996 19:045
    
    	Good to see that I identified the correct terminology to use in
    	the "If I would have" sentence, even though I didn't have a clue
    	why it was correcter.
    
12.12262SMURF::BINDERManus Celer DeiWed Feb 28 1996 19:0916
    .12258
    
    > "I would have seen it in that case"
    
    "Would" is still a volitive here.  You are saying that you were looking
    with the intent to see it but weren't able.  So "would" expresses an
    indirect wish that is prevented by circumstances, i.e., an
    impossibility.  "Had circumstances permitted, I would that I had
    [subjunctive] seen it."  The volitive aspect of the impossibility is
    often not understood by English grammarians, who simply accept that
    impossibilities call for the subjunctive.  Take the classic "Wizard of
    Oz" song:
    
    "If I were king of the fore-e-e-e-est..."
    
    He's not, and he isn't going to be, so "were" is subjunctive.
12.12263PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Feb 28 1996 19:126
  volitive adj. of or pertaining to the will;
	        originating in the will; willed, deliberate;
		expressing a wish (gram)
	     n. a desiderative verb, etc.

12.12264MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Feb 28 1996 19:174
But, the construct is still only incorrect if used "in an IF clause", is that
the case? What is it about the "if" that makes it invalid. That's what I'm
apparently failing to understand.

12.12265SOLVIT::KRAWIECKILord of the Turnip TruckWed Feb 28 1996 19:245
    
    
    I'm gonna stop in church tonight and light a volitive candle for
    y'all...
    
12.12266(Like missing a whale sighting due to stale gum.)BSS::S_CONLONA Season of CarneliansWed Feb 28 1996 19:249
    How about this:
    
    	"If I hadn't been distracted, I would have seen it."
    
    ("I was looking.  I wanted to see it.  I was looking in the
    right place!  Without question, I would have seen it if not 
    for the distraction.")
    
    Would this be correct, Dick?
12.12267NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Feb 28 1996 19:251
Andy, don't light it near any volitive substances like gasoline.
12.12268MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Feb 28 1996 19:274
>    	"If I hadn't been distracted, I would have seen it."

But the "would" isn't in the IF clause.

12.12269(Just trying to check on another variation.)BSS::S_CONLONA Season of CarneliansWed Feb 28 1996 19:281
    I know.  :)
12.12270WECARE::GRIFFINJohn Griffin ZKO1-3/B31 381-1159Wed Feb 28 1996 19:2911
    
    "I would have seen it in that case" is grammatically correct because
    one of the correct uses of "would" is as "an auxiliary function to
    express probability or presumption in past or present time" (Webster's
    Ninth New Collegiate). The example has nothing do do with volition.
    
    "If I would have ..." is wrong because a contrary to fact conditional
    requires (in formal English) the use of a subjunctive, as in "If I WERE
    to ...."
    
    
12.12271ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunWed Feb 28 1996 19:292
    
    god, I feel like I'm back in school again. :-)
12.12272PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Feb 28 1996 19:295
  If you think of "I would have..." as "I would that I had...",
  then putting "if" in front of it doesn't convey the same
  thing as "If I had...".

12.12273NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Feb 28 1996 19:312
I was going to say "TTHT, people, TTHT" but then I realized this is the
right topic for this grammatical discussion.
12.12274The library pulls through again.MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Feb 28 1996 19:321
Thankyou, John.
12.12275COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertWed Feb 28 1996 19:416
TAVENG::BAGELS 1488.4

The whole note, the whole situation, including the portion hoping for the
death of Arafat.

/john
12.12276SMURF::BINDERManus Celer DeiWed Feb 28 1996 19:484
    Pfui.
    
    I had a rebuttal posted here, but it's not worth it.  Griffin can have
    the flag.
12.12277SOLVIT::KRAWIECKILord of the Turnip TruckWed Feb 28 1996 20:203
    
    Well... Dick... I still think you speak gooder english that all of
    us...
12.12278SCASS1::BARBER_ASmelly cat, it's not your faultWed Feb 28 1996 20:503
    .12208 
    
    If you ate it everyday you wouldn't have that problem.  ;)
12.12279MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Feb 28 1996 22:569
Don't feel bad, Dick. Your rebuttal/explanation was fine, but a question
remained in my mind after having read it, so I posted the question, and John
simply beat you to the punch on getting the answer posted.

If I would have known that you had a ready response, I wouldn't have been so
hasty in my applause.

I see no reason why you and John shouldn't prance around with that flag,
arm-in-arm.
12.12280MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Feb 28 1996 23:184
TTHT:

    Lighting the woodstove again for the first time in several days.

12.12281POLAR::RICHARDSONHindskits VelvetWed Feb 28 1996 23:202
    Why don't you just light the wood inside it instead? Might save a lot
    of grief.
12.12282MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Feb 28 1996 23:473
Thank you, young fellow. That was good advice, which I took to heart. I also
followed it.

12.12283USAT05::HALLRGod loves even you!Thu Feb 29 1996 01:283
    The winds is howling between 25-40 MPH gusts, the temp is down from 60
    to 38 w/ winds chills around zero, my back is killing me, I can't sleep
    and I'm in here notin
12.12284CSLALL::HENDERSONWe shall behold Him!Thu Feb 29 1996 01:314


 Yikes, Ron.
12.12285POLAR::RICHARDSONHindskits VelvetThu Feb 29 1996 01:321
    Big deal, it will be -17C here tonight. Ron just needs a scotch.
12.12286USAT05::HALLRGod loves even you!Thu Feb 29 1996 01:502
    Now the wif can't sleep 'cause of the wind...maybe good nuse at another
    juncture, but she's sick w/strep also
12.12287GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheThu Feb 29 1996 11:148
    
    tthln:  due to a really killer migraine last nite, i missed most of the
    grammy's (or is that grammies??), went to bed early, missed a good
    opportunity, and didn't sleep worth a wink at all.  still had the damn
    thing at 4 this morning.  finally remembered i had motrin, took one of
    those and was able to fall asleep....around 5:30... %^/
    
    
12.12288ROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150 kts. is TOO slow!Thu Feb 29 1996 11:337
    Tonight is my night for dinner with Nicole and, rush hour this
    afternoon is supposed to be a mess with sleet and snow.
    
    TTHTDAT (Thing To Hate The Day After Today) - Snow predicted to make
    morning rush hour a challenge.
    
    Bob
12.12289ACISS2::LEECHDia do bheatha.Thu Feb 29 1996 11:516
    TTHT: The usual.  I think I'll quit bowling for the rest of the season. 
    I'm not helping the team any (and we are finally in the thick of
    things).  Luckily, everyone else bowled decent to great last night, to
    make up for my embarrasing (lack of) performance.
    
    The 3 month slump ebbs into a 4 month slump.  Grrrr.
12.12290ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunThu Feb 29 1996 11:583
    
    steve, try pool. maybe you'll get good, and then can challenge shawn
    to a showdown.
12.12291NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Feb 29 1996 12:101
Raq, does caffeine trigger your migraines?  How about chocolate?
12.12292CSLALL::HENDERSONWe shall behold Him!Thu Feb 29 1996 12:134


 Throat still sore, didn't sleep well last night...
12.12293BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityThu Feb 29 1996 12:233

	Bummer raq & Jim. Hope the head and throats stop hurting!
12.12294ACISS2::LEECHDia do bheatha.Thu Feb 29 1996 12:384
    re: .12290
    
    I used to be pretty decent at pool, but I haven't played much since
    college.  I think I may take your advice.  8^)
12.12295ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunThu Feb 29 1996 12:422
    
    trust me steve, it won't take much to beat shawn. :-)
12.12296POWDML::HANGGELIHappy 35th Birthday, FredericThu Feb 29 1996 12:584
    
    Got mail from my sister - she's been in the hospital AGAIN with
    giardia.  She just can't seem to shake it 8^/.
    
12.12297BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityThu Feb 29 1996 13:015

	Deb, what is it?

	Hope she shakes it soon
12.12298SOLVIT::KRAWIECKILord of the Turnip TruckThu Feb 29 1996 13:058
    
    
    TTHT...
    
    Grrrrrrrrrr....
    
    Hadda wash my hair last night and missed the Grammy's...
    
12.12299NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Feb 29 1996 13:124
In the hospital with giardia?  That must be a bad case.  Shoshana got rid
of it after a week or so of some medicine.  (Giardia's an intestinal parasite
that's passed in impure drinking water, fecal matter, etc.  It's one reason
why you're told to boil the water in various parts of the world.)
12.12300POWDML::HANGGELIHappy 35th Birthday, FredericThu Feb 29 1996 13:1311
    
    Glen:
    
    You might have heard it called "beaver fever" because it's often
    contracted by drinking unprocessed water that has been
    contaminated by beaver (and other wildlife) feces.
    
    Never, NEVER drink water from streams, lakes, rivers, etc.  I know it
    can look so good, but it can be so dangerous.
     
    
12.12301BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityThu Feb 29 1996 13:153

	Thanks Gerald & Deb!  Beaver fever.... never had that. 
12.12302ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunThu Feb 29 1996 13:152
    
    eeks deb that is a ttht
12.12303POWDML::HANGGELIHappy 35th Birthday, FredericThu Feb 29 1996 13:156
    
    Crash.
    
    She's had it on and off since last summer.  The medicine just doesn't
    seem to be working 8^/.
     
12.12304CONSLT::MCBRIDEKeep hands &amp; feet inside ride at all timesThu Feb 29 1996 13:169
    Giardia is a parasite and causes things like amoebic afflictions.  It 
    effects the digestive system among other things and can be fatal in 
    rare cases.  It can be treated but I do not know if it is ever really 
    100% curable.  Once you show the symptoms and get treatment, you are more 
    prone to getting it again.  It  is usually gotten from drinking impure 
    water like out of a stream or pond where large animals my frequent.  It 
    is a hikers disease though people like mountian bikes get it from 
    drinking out of water bottles that have been spattered with mud for 
    instance.  For most people it is a severe inconvenience.  
12.12305ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunThu Feb 29 1996 13:162
    
    beaver fever, hhm I'll leave that one alone.
12.12306LANDO::OLIVER_Btools are our friendsThu Feb 29 1996 13:171
    why mark?  did you have a bad case of it at some point?
12.12307ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunThu Feb 29 1996 13:252
    
    why yes Oph, it has struck at various times.
12.123088^oPOWDML::HANGGELIHappy 35th Birthday, FredericThu Feb 29 1996 13:272
    
    
12.12309LANDO::OLIVER_Btools are our friendsThu Feb 29 1996 13:372
    then it would probably be wise to follow your 
    own advice. :-)
12.12310GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheThu Feb 29 1996 13:5910
    >>Raq, does caffeine trigger your migraines?  How about chocolate?
    
    gerald,
    
    nope...this one was brought on from not eating enough yesterday (you'd
    never think not eating enough would be a problem for me).  there was
    much too much time between the sandwich i had for lunch and the pizza i
    had for dinner.  stress also brings them on.  hadn't had a bad on in a
    while, so i guess i was due.  
    
12.12311CNTROL::JENNISONJoin me in glad adorationThu Feb 29 1996 15:5313
    
    	TTHT:  Not knowing whether or not we're going away tomorrow.
    
    	Hubby needs to find someone to take his "on-call" duty, and
    	has not yet done so.
    
    	Also, something's wrong with our (one and only) car.  I suspect
    	it's a death-row battery, but don't know enough about starters
    	to rule that out.  Local fix-it guy (highly recommended by 
    	co-workers) won't look at it today...
    
    	Karen
    
12.12312Go figure.....DECLNE::REESEMy REALITY check bouncedThu Feb 29 1996 17:136
    Raq,
    
    Glad Motrin help your migraines; odd thing is Motrin gives me
    headaches (and upsets the stomach).  Had to move on to other anti-
    inflammatories for my arthritis.
    
12.12313GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheThu Feb 29 1996 18:1710
    
    i had a prescription migraine medicine from the doctor, but it really
    didn't do much, and made me tired.  and if i am not careful and take
    motrin on an empty stomache, it bothers it...like last nite, but at
    that point, i didn't care.
    
    and to think, the motrin was given to me for my knee problem, which it
    never really worked on.
    
    
12.12314BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Thu Feb 29 1996 20:386
    
    	Battis, I've said it many times and I'll say it again ... I'm ready
    	to play you in a set of pool any day.  Well, not tonight, because
    	it's getting late and I have to get up for work in the morning,
    	but pretty much any other day.
    
12.12315ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunFri Mar 01 1996 11:212
    
    well then shawn, when are you coming out to the Windy City??
12.12316SOLVIT::KRAWIECKILord of the Turnip TruckFri Mar 01 1996 11:484
    
    
    Ahhhh... the old geography/logistics excuse...
    
12.12317ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunFri Mar 01 1996 12:075
    
    well andy, I have been out east twice in the past year. It's time
    someone has the balls to come out to beautiful Chicago. Chicago also
    has everything you could ever want, well ok no mz_debra, but other
    than that.
12.12318BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityFri Mar 01 1996 12:176
| <<< Note 12.12315 by ACISS1::BATTIS "pool shooting son of a gun" >>>


| well then shawn, when are you coming out to the Windy City??

	Any city is windy if shawn is talking. :-)
12.12319POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of The Counter KingFri Mar 01 1996 12:378
    
    Today is my manager's last day before he takes a new job over at the
    PCBU.
    
    He is really a most wonderful person, and I am going to miss him 
    dreadfully!
    
    
12.12320BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Fri Mar 01 1996 15:278
    
    	Battis, had I had advance notice that you were coming out, I'd
    	have made it a point to join up with you.  I'm actually not even
    	sure I knew you at the time.
    
    	Chicago?  I kind of doubt I'll get out there.  But if I do, I'll
    	definitely give you a call.
    
12.12321ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunFri Mar 01 1996 15:443
    
    shawn, september was not that long ago. plus, I may be out there
    in late April. if so, we will play then.
12.12322BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Fri Mar 01 1996 15:499
    
    	When did I get back into this conference, do you know?  I'll see
    	if I can find out.
    
    	If you come out in April, I'll be ready for you.  I'll even let
    	you borrow a stick.  I have 1 that isn't too warped, and most of
    	the wrap is still intact.  Oh, the tip is missing, but I hardly
    	notice the difference when I use it.
    
12.12323Wagers, anyone???SOLVIT::KRAWIECKILord of the Turnip TruckFri Mar 01 1996 15:511
    
12.12324SMURF::BINDERManus Celer DeiFri Mar 01 1996 16:213
    My money's on Battis.  Although anyone whose eyebrows meet in a deep
    vee over the bridge of the nose does have a certain intimidating
    psychological advantage.
12.12325SOLVIT::KRAWIECKILord of the Turnip TruckFri Mar 01 1996 16:358
    
    
    >My money's on Battis. 
    
    Well... we'll have to know a few more facts...
    
    Like... has Hoover's rating changed from AAA???
    
12.12326GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheFri Mar 01 1996 16:438
    
    ttht:  having a sinus headache (at least i believe it is a sinus
    headache).  and i have never had a problem with sinuses before (other
    than those related to a cold when the cold was in full force).  not
    being used to this, what can i use to relieve the pressure!?!??!?!?  i
    hate feeling like this... %^< %^<
    
    
12.12327BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Fri Mar 01 1996 16:455
    
    	Sounds like Binder got my picture.
    
    	8^)
    
12.12328CSLALL::HENDERSONWe shall behold Him!Fri Mar 01 1996 16:453

 Taqe a couple sudafed and a couple tylenol..
12.12329With a Prozac chaser...SOLVIT::KRAWIECKILord of the Turnip TruckFri Mar 01 1996 16:471
    
12.12330And wash it down with a shot of whiskey...ACISS2::LEECHDia do bheatha.Fri Mar 01 1996 16:511
    
12.12331... and a beer or 2...HBAHBA::HAASleap jeerFri Mar 01 1996 16:520
12.12332NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Fri Mar 01 1996 17:001
A couple of beers and a gallon of vodka, but lock up your shotgun first.
12.12333MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Fri Mar 01 1996 17:282
    Got my estimated tax amount due this year.  I don't mind...it's what I
    pay for a civilized society!!!
12.12334ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunFri Mar 01 1996 17:403
    
    well shawn, I'll try not to beat you too bad. after all you are the
    home team.
12.123358^)BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Fri Mar 01 1996 17:443
    
    	[shaking in my boots]
    
12.12336ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunFri Mar 01 1996 17:582
    
    well check out 80.**86 :-)
12.12337CONSLT::MCBRIDEKeep hands &amp; feet inside ride at all timesFri Mar 01 1996 18:081
    TTWA:  why our stock is down 7 today :-(.
12.12338ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunFri Mar 01 1996 18:123
    
    yikes 7!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they probably found out I will be playing
    shawn in pool. maybe Q3 will be bad???
12.12339:-(USAT05::HALLRGod loves even you!Sat Mar 02 1996 10:323
    as usual, only a few parts of the company is actually pulling their
    weight, actually ahead of budget, and others are so drastically off in
    this Q3.
12.12340CSLALL::HENDERSONWe shall behold Him!Sat Mar 02 1996 15:174


 I think all technology stocks were down yesterday.
12.12341MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Sun Mar 03 1996 01:092
I wasn't selling any so it doesn't matter.

12.12342SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Sun Mar 03 1996 11:2012
    
    
    	TtHT:
    
    	driving down 290 in a freak snow squall at 6am and having my
    drivers-side windshield wiper decide to leave the wiper arm and fling
    itself onto the highway (I believe it was depressed...it's been
    streaking for months now). Pulled over, switched passenger side wiper
    to drivers side, continued on. Life is cruel when you're a wiper. :)
    
    
    jim
12.12343POLAR::RICHARDSONWalloping Web Snappers!Sun Mar 03 1996 16:331
        Especially a food trough wiper.
12.12344SPEZKO::FRASERMobius Loop; see other sideSun Mar 03 1996 16:544
                   ...or a wiper of other people's bottoms...

        
12.12345BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityMon Mar 04 1996 01:061
<---take that to the gak topic!
12.12346congratulations Glen!GIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Mon Mar 04 1996 01:135
re<<< Note 12.12345 by BIGQ::SILVA "Benevolent 'pedagogues' of humanity" >>>

Now *that* is a nifty snarf!

\C
12.12347COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertMon Mar 04 1996 01:223
Both www proxy servers unreachable from ZK.

/john
12.12348NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Mon Mar 04 1996 12:313
>                   ...or a wiper of other people's bottoms...

Like parents of babies?
12.12349snow is a four letter word!POWDML::BUCKLEYMon Mar 04 1996 12:511
    The cycle is back in storage with all the lousy snow!
12.12350DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Mon Mar 04 1996 13:2914
    
    
    	.... having to drive to Gardner yesterday in that snow.  Was
    		*not* fun
    
    	.... upon getting to Gardner, finding my grandmother is in a 
    		very bad state.  I don't even think she knew I was 
    		there.  =(
    
    	.... being very tired today due to an emotionally draining day
    		yesterday and I have the first classes of the new semester
    		tonite so won't be getting home till after 11:00
    
    
12.12351CONSLT::MCBRIDEKeep hands &amp; feet inside ride at all timesMon Mar 04 1996 13:301
    So, Buck, you did not have a wild time this weekend after all?  
12.12352POWDML::BUCKLEYMon Mar 04 1996 13:553
    RE: -1
    
    Yes, I did (very much so), but I kept myself somewhat "in line".
12.12353BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityMon Mar 04 1996 14:125
| <<< Note 12.12346 by GIDDAY::BURT "DPD (tm)" >>>

| Now *that* is a nifty snarf!

	Wish I had realized that.... :-)
12.12354POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of The Counter KingMon Mar 04 1996 15:008
    
    A hell of a ride in today on Route 2.  Evidently there was an accident
    at the Concord Rotary, but the traffic reporters didn't deem it
    important enough to mention until the rotary had been closed for some
    time and traffic was backed up for a good three miles.
    
    Oh, joy.
    
12.12355DECLNE::REESEMy REALITY check bouncedMon Mar 04 1996 16:5910
    Having to be here :-(
    
    Raq,
    
    Still can't figure out why your doc prescribed Motrin for migraines.
    Motrin falls into the anti-inflammatory family (used mainly by folks
    suffering from arthritis).  Do you think your doc thinks your brain
    is inflamed?
    
    
12.12356DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Mon Mar 04 1996 17:115
    
    
    
    	Incoming! (tm)
    
12.12357Managed Health Care sucks big time.COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertMon Mar 04 1996 19:016
Finding out that I have strep throat...

...and that I should have been called and notified of that fact on
Saturday, but noone called me.

Grrrr....
12.12358BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Mon Mar 04 1996 19:055
    
    	Sorry, John.
    
    	Had I known, I would've called you right away.
    
12.12359PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BMon Mar 04 1996 19:073
   .12358  it's all right - apparently he has an in with british
	   singers.
12.12360BSS::PROCTOR_RA wallet full of onesMon Mar 04 1996 19:085
    >    -< Managed Health Care sucks big time. >-
    
    > Finding out that I have strep throat...
    
    Ummm.. interesting juxtaposition of words...
12.12361POLAR::RICHARDSONWalloping Web Snappers!Mon Mar 04 1996 19:093
    John, have you checked your heart rate? 
    
    Last time I had strep, my heart was racing.
12.12362COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertMon Mar 04 1996 19:4412
I have what must be either the world's best or worst immune system.

Basically no symptoms except feeling lousy and an occasional hacking cough.

Serious sore throat for a little while on Friday afternoon and Saturday
morning.

Temperature: 98.0

Highest I've seen since I got sick at the end of January: 98.9.

/john
12.12363CNTROL::JENNISONJoin me in glad adorationMon Mar 04 1996 19:4611
    
    	TTHT:
    
    	Finding out at our staff meeting that my boss is leaving at
    	the end of the month.
    
    	TTHFT:
    
    	Crying in a staff meeting.
    
    
12.12364The flipside of the coin....BSS::PROCTOR_RA wallet full of onesMon Mar 04 1996 19:4910
    TTHT:
    
    >Finding out at our staff meeting that my boss is NOT leaving at
    >the end of the month.
    
    
    TTHFT:
    
    Crying in a staff meeting.
    
12.12365WMOIS::GIROUARD_CTue Mar 05 1996 09:293
    Glenn, what place did your heart come in?
    
    get well, John.
12.12366ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunTue Mar 05 1996 12:397
    
    MOVING!!!
    
    I *hate* packing boxes with a passion!!! A friend and I in the last 3-4
    days have moved approximately 225 boxes for off site storage. And were
    a computer company???? Plus I'm running a temp and I ache all over.
    March inhales big time..
12.12367CONSLT::MCBRIDEKeep hands &amp; feet inside ride at all timesTue Mar 05 1996 12:427
    Running a temp is considered to be bad taste, Mark.  They don't get
    paid all that much, better to run a full timer IMO.  
    
    
    
    :-) Hope you (and the others) start feeling better.  The wild
    temperature changes seem to be playing havoc on folks,
12.12368CSLALL::HENDERSONWe shall behold Him!Tue Mar 05 1996 12:4514
    
>    I *hate* packing boxes with a passion!!! A friend and I in the last 3-4
 


     Then don't pack them with passion!

   

  hth



   
12.12369ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunTue Mar 05 1996 12:483
    
    thanks Brian, this just hit Saturday and hasn't left yet, it has
    overstayed its welcome.
12.12370BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityTue Mar 05 1996 13:093

	Jim, pretty funny! Please clean my screen.
12.12371DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Tue Mar 05 1996 14:1518
    
    
    
    	Well, I finally was able to have the rim put on my car.  A ten
    	minute job ended up taking 40 minutes!!!!  Needless to say a letter
    	to the manager is going in the mail tomorrow, basically telling him
    	that there's no way in hedoublehockeysticks I'm ever going there
    	again for anything.  I have never received such poor service.
    	('tine, I told my dad the story about your friend and the "insipid
    	  little twit' and he just about peed his pants from laughing =) )
    
    	'nother thing.  Something's wrong with the phone line at home.
    	But since they supposedly need three hours, and I can't take that
    	time off to just sit at home and wait for them, they won't be out
    	till Saturday to see if they can figure out what's wrong.
    
    
    	so much for this week being better than the last!
12.12372GMASEC::KELLYNot The Wrong PersonTue Mar 05 1996 14:234
    jj-
    
    I'm glad your dad liked it.  i'll try to think of other funny stories
    to help the passing of the week become less painful.
12.12373BSS::PROCTOR_RA wallet full of onesTue Mar 05 1996 14:277
    >>> to help the passing of the week become less painful.
    
    	{unh!} {grunt...}
    
    there!
    
    I just passed a week! am I a good boy?
12.12374DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Tue Mar 05 1996 14:504
    
    
    	thanks 'tine..........  =)
    
12.123758^/POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of The Counter KingTue Mar 05 1996 16:465
    
    Realizing today that it's my sister's birthday on Thursday!
    
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!
    
12.12376might save a gift, thoughHBAHBA::HAASfloor,chair,couch,bedTue Mar 05 1996 16:533
Hey, it could be worser.

This is better'n remembering Thursday that her birthday was today.
12.12377POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of The Counter KingTue Mar 05 1996 16:596
    
    OH no.  I was late with her Christmas presents one year, and she made
    me cry over it.  No WAY am I going to risk that again.
    
    Thank goodness for MasterCard!
    
12.12378BSS::PROCTOR_RA wallet full of onesTue Mar 05 1996 17:0418
    > <<< Note 12.12377 by POWDML::HANGGELI "Little Chamber of The Counter King" >>>
    
    
    >    OH no.  I was late with her Christmas presents one year, and she
    >    made me cry over it.  No WAY am I going to risk that again.
    
    >    Thank goodness for MasterCard!
       
    
    	Weeelll, I hate to rain on your parade, but you're late with my
    Christmas gifts this year. again.
    
    {sniff}
    
    {insert picture of *CUTE* little boy waiting by the Christmas tree
    waiting in vain for the nasty ol' Witch of The East to deliver his
    puppy or bunny or kitty.... alone}
    
12.12379SCASS1::BARBER_ASmelly cat, it's not your faultTue Mar 05 1996 17:051
    -1 excessive waiting alert.
12.12380POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of The Counter KingTue Mar 05 1996 17:105
    
    <-- Another member of the Pedants International Club signs in 8^))).
    
    Thank goodness.
    
12.12381USAT05::HALLRGod loves even you!Wed Mar 06 1996 00:023
    pulled my back this evening getting up from my desk; time to go back to
    the chiro since the latest medication and exercise regimen hasn't been
    working...course, if I'd only stop eating
12.12382Drastic measures seem to be in orderMOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Mar 06 1996 00:053
Have you thought about investigating the possibilities of having that back of
yours removed, Ron?

12.12383POLAR::RICHARDSONWalloping Web Snappers!Wed Mar 06 1996 01:082
    Nice thing about back removal is, once it has been removed, you still
    have one.
12.12384WMOIS::GIROUARD_CWed Mar 06 1996 09:234
    sheesh, how old are you Ron? seriously, a pulled back is much worse
    than a pulled leg... okay, i'll stop being compassionate now...
    
    good luck, really.
12.12385WAHOO::LEVESQUEthe dangerous typeWed Mar 06 1996 11:082
    Leaving nearly two solid weeks of 80 degree weather, sun, laying by the
    pool, etc for THIS. Feh!
12.12386COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertWed Mar 06 1996 11:116
>laying by the pool

Trying for more little Levesques?

Oh.  Lying.  NNTTM.

12.12387WAHOO::LEVESQUEthe dangerous typeWed Mar 06 1996 11:411
    Eeek. And I know better.
12.12388USAT02::HALLRGod loves even you!Wed Mar 06 1996 11:447
    my back problem was lastly dianosed as a deteriorated disk (sp?) 
    Surgery was recommended but there was only a 50% successful rate due to
    it's location (lower lumbar).  I'm hoping tht technology will catch up
    before the pain becomes unbearable and I have to roll the dice. 
    Meanwhile, the meds cut the edge at times (WHEN I remember to refill
    the rx's) and if I get a chance to lie down for an hour during the day
    t seems to hold up better...that won't happen till after 4/15
12.12389DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Wed Mar 06 1996 13:275
    
    
    
    	..... the weather......... again.
    
12.12390BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityWed Mar 06 1996 13:3819

	I forgot about this yesterday. Two crazies in low riders were screaming
up the Mass Pike Monday night. They were weaving in and out of traffic, and I
thought they would eventually hit someone. Well, 2 seconds after I said that,
one of the jerks ran into a flatbed truck, and then the gaurd rail. Luckily for
him, he was able to hit one of those breakdown lanes they thru in at certain
parts of the Pike. Otherwise there would have been a huge pile-up, with me
included. It was hard enough to dodge the flying parts of car that were flying
out onto the road. Flatbed was ok, though...the low rider was history. Stupid
people.....

	Tonight, at 9:00 pm, the electric company has informed our block that
they are killing the power so they can make a repair. They said it will be
turned on by 6:00 am. They gave us this notice YESTERDAY. It said, "We hope you
have time to prepare for this". Grrrrrr...... 


Glen
12.12391Puff... Puff.... Puff...BSS::PROCTOR_RA wallet full of onesWed Mar 06 1996 14:124
    the moron in the car next to me who emptied her ashtray onto the
    pavement at a stoplight.
    
    idiot.
12.12392BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Wed Mar 06 1996 14:167
    
    	Some people, eh?
    
    	I usually open my sunroof on 495, lift the ashtray over my head
    	and let the wind suck everything out.  Dissipates the mess quite
    	nicely.
    
12.12393EST::RANDOLPHTom R. N1OOQWed Mar 06 1996 14:361
Shawn, I'm sure the motorcyclists thank you.
12.12394There IS such a thing as revenge..BSS::PROCTOR_RA wallet full of onesWed Mar 06 1996 14:3910
    > Shawn, I'm sure the motorcyclists thank you.
    
    yep. reminds me of the time that the lady in the car in front of me
    tossed a used Pampers out of the car onto the pavement.
    
    I pulled alongside on my motorcycle, leaned over, said "excuse me, I
    believe you dropped this"; and tossed the mess back in the window.
    
    the light changed, I motored off. QUICKLY.
    
12.12395LANDO::OLIVER_Btools are our friendsWed Mar 06 1996 14:433
    the morons who come into work coughing and sneezing in order
    to infect the most people in a work area, rather than staying
    home.
12.12396EST::RANDOLPHTom R. N1OOQWed Mar 06 1996 14:442
<--- Heh heh. Standard procedure, I'm just sorry I never got to apply it when
I was riding!
12.12397BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Wed Mar 06 1996 15:055
    
    	Eesh, you people take these things too seriously.
    
    	I was KIDDING.
    
12.12398Try cleaning THAT off of the inside of your windscreeen!BSS::PROCTOR_RA wallet full of onesWed Mar 06 1996 15:2511
    >       Eesh, you people take these things too seriously.
    
    >       I was KIDDING.
    
    no you weren't. I kNOW you weren't.
    
    someday when you least expect it, I'm gonna get my buddy that raises
    flying elephants to cruise 495 looking for a car with the top down or
    the sunroof open, and some clown holding an ashtray over his head...
    
    SPLAT!   
12.12399Right???SCASS1::BARBER_ASmelly cat, it's not your faultWed Mar 06 1996 15:512
    Well, I knew Shawn was kidding.  I mean, come on.  He's USUALLY
    kidding, right?
12.12400BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Wed Mar 06 1996 16:023
    
    	Of course I was kidding ... my lips were moving.
    
12.12401you in Sales or something?HBAHBA::HAASfloor,chair,couch,bedWed Mar 06 1996 16:020
12.12402SMURF::BINDERManus Celer DeiWed Mar 06 1996 16:145
    ttht.
    
    combining the discovery that, as girl scout cookies go, juliettes are
    pretty good with the discovery that the designated girl scout cookie
    buyer bought only one box of them.
12.12403POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of The Counter KingWed Mar 06 1996 18:134
    
    My ATM card is broken AGAIN.
    
    
12.12404just switch back to EthernetHBAHBA::HAASfloor,chair,couch,bedWed Mar 06 1996 18:150
12.12405POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of The Counter KingWed Mar 06 1996 18:173
    
    FUNNY GUY 8^p!
    
12.12406LANDO::OLIVER_Btools are our friendsWed Mar 06 1996 18:185
    |My ATM card is broken AGAIN.
    
    now you will have to wait 7-10 days for a new one.
    join me in my class action suit to restore financial
    rights to american citizens.
12.12407DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Wed Mar 06 1996 18:2211
    
    
    
    	sleet/freezing rain/snow predicted for tomorrow  (this I knew)
    
    	NOW they're saying it's going to snow again on Friday as well!
    
    	That's a whole week straight of gross, yucky, wintery weather,
    	two weeks before the first day of spring.
    
    	blah.
12.12409SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerWed Mar 06 1996 18:346
    re: .12407
    
    Friday! Oh great.  I have to be in Weare at 8:30 AM to have
    Troubles' toe looked at. *That* should be a fun drive.
    
    
12.12410BSS::PROCTOR_RA wallet full of onesWed Mar 06 1996 18:498
    > Troubles' toe looked at. *That* should be a fun drive.
    
    you ain't one of those foot fetish types, RU?
    
    *8)
    
    if not, join the "people owned by pets" note in the "last-5" or so
    note...
12.12411BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Wed Mar 06 1996 18:5312
    
    	JJ, it's snowing here in Marlboro.
    
    
    	Deb, you broke an ATM card again?  How'd you do that?  I keep
    	mine in my wallet, in my back pocket, and I have never broken
    	1.
    
    	However, I did break the corner off my American Express card
    	once.  Didn't affect the magnetic strip, but it was suggested
    	to me that I get it replaced anyways.
    
12.12412POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of The Counter KingWed Mar 06 1996 18:569
    
    The card just stops working.  The magnetic strip dies somehow.  I don't
    know how - I carry it in my wallet in my bag.  Last time it died, I was
    on my way out to dinner with a friend and had $3 to my name.  This
    time, I was at the grocery store with $30 worth of cat food already
    rung up.
    
    It's so frustrating!
    
12.12413SOLVIT::KRAWIECKILord of the Turnip TruckWed Mar 06 1996 18:5911
    
    
    Deb..
    
     The little sleeve they give you with the card is supposed to prolong
    the life of the magnetic strip...
    
     I've kept it in that sleeve for the last 2 years (when I'm not using
    it) and I've had no problems..
    
    
12.12414POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of The Counter KingWed Mar 06 1996 19:014
    
    They never gave me an effing sleeve until today.  Now that the horse is
    out of the barn again and all.
    
12.12415CONSLT::MCBRIDEKeep hands &amp; feet inside ride at all timesWed Mar 06 1996 19:033
    The stripe can be scratched and even completely worn and it should
    still work.  Look for a magnetic source in your pocketbook or
    somewhere in your travels.  It may be "erasing" it. 
12.12416hthGAAS::BRAUCHERWelcome to ParadiseWed Mar 06 1996 19:044
    
      Well, Miz Deb, perhaps you shouldn't have spent all the money...
    
      bb
12.12417NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Mar 06 1996 19:052
Do you have a magnetic latch on your wallet or purse?  Do you carry around
subwoofers?
12.12418SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerWed Mar 06 1996 19:097
    re: .12410
    
    No, I don't have any fettish's for ferret feet, thanks :-)
    Ferrets can be prone to skin tumors, which, while often benign,
    can spread if ignored. So, whether he likes it or not, we need
    to have his toe checked.
    
12.12419BSS::PROCTOR_RA wallet full of onesWed Mar 06 1996 19:1516
    >No, I don't have any fettish's for ferret feet, thanks :-)
    
    This is good, 'cos I was starting to wonder if SLABOUNTY:: might be
    elbowing you aside so's he can enjoy his little 'secret' fetish...
    
    >    Ferrets can be prone to skin tumors, which, while often benign,
    >    can spread if ignored. So, whether he likes it or not, we need
    >    to have his toe checked.
    
    	be sure to have his oil changed, and radiator flushed if neede bee.
    
    *8)
    
    (good luck on the tumor, hope it is nothing serious).
    
    
12.12420POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of The Counter KingWed Mar 06 1996 19:256
    
    The snap on my bag is magnetic!
    
    Oh, man 8^(.  Don't tell me I've done it to myself.  I got this bag for
    Christmas.
    
12.12421LANDO::OLIVER_Btools are our friendsWed Mar 06 1996 19:271
    and another case closed!
12.12422BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Wed Mar 06 1996 19:308
    
    >Don't tell me I've done it to myself.
    
    
    	Ooh, err.  If that's the case, what a waste.
    
    	8^)
    
12.12423BSS::PROCTOR_RA wallet full of onesWed Mar 06 1996 19:313
    > Ooh, err.  If that's the case, what a waste.
    
    {sound of line forming to the left...}
12.12424What was that 4-digit number again?SOLVIT::KRAWIECKILord of the Turnip TruckWed Mar 06 1996 19:387
    
    re: .12420
    
    mz_deb, dear..
    
     I'll be more than happy to carry the card for you...
    
12.12425BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityWed Mar 06 1996 20:227
| <<< Note 12.12406 by LANDO::OLIVER_B "tools are our friends" >>>

| join me in my class action suit to restore financial
| rights to american citizens.


	When I first read that, it sounded like Covert..... :-)
12.12426BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityWed Mar 06 1996 20:247
| <<< Note 12.12420 by POWDML::HANGGELI "Little Chamber of The Counter King" >>>


| Oh, man 8^(.  Don't tell me I've done it to myself.  I got this bag for
| Christmas.

	Deb....did it ever happen BEFORE you started using the bag?
12.12427SX4GTO::OLSONDBTC Palo AltoWed Mar 06 1996 21:554
    eelskin wallets are also suspected of erasing card mag strips, or so my
    sweetie tells me.
    
    DougO
12.12428BSS::PROCTOR_RA wallet full of onesWed Mar 06 1996 21:596
    >eelskin wallets are also suspected of erasing card mag strips, or so
    > my sweetie tells me. 
    
    My neoprene slave costume erased my Master Card.
    
    Had a hard time explaining that to the 'specialty store' clerk...
12.12429EVMS::MORONEYIn the beginning there was nothing, which exploded...Wed Mar 06 1996 22:085
>    eelskin wallets are also suspected of erasing card mag strips,

Urban Legend Warning!

(actually there's some truth since such wallets often have magnetic clasps)
12.12430MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Mar 06 1996 22:477
I do most of my grocery shopping at two stores and have courtesy cards from
each which I keep in the flap of my checkbook for convenience. Oddly, one
of the cards' magstripes will wipe out the magstripe on the other card when 
I inadvertantly place them "cheek to cheek", but the opposite is never the case
(i.e., I've had the same Shaws card for years, but have had to replace the 
Market Basket card half a dozen times.)

12.12431POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of The Counter KingWed Mar 06 1996 22:499
    
    It happened once in...January?  And now yesterday.  No, it'd never
    happened to me before.  And I've had an ATM card for about 13 years
    now.  
    
    It's got to be the magnetic snap.  I've never had a bag with a magnetic
    snap before.  And this is a nice one, too, looks like snakeskin or
    some such, from Sharif in New York 8^/.
    
12.12432Real soft and smooth, like a baby's bum, right?COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertWed Mar 06 1996 22:566
I'll bet it's eelskin.

Maybe you can get a local bagger to replace the clasp with something
non-magnetic.

/john
12.12433POLAR::RICHARDSONWalloping Web Snappers!Wed Mar 06 1996 22:573
    Keep you ATM in your bra.
    
    No, wait a minute, that's magnetic too isn't it?
12.12434BSS::PROCTOR_RA wallet full of onesWed Mar 06 1996 22:595
    > No, wait a minute, that's magnetic too isn't it?
    
    oh boy; too good to pass up.
    
    that's why she always points towards true north...
12.12435Stand on guard!COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertWed Mar 06 1996 23:035
>    that's why she always points towards true north...

		Strong and free?

/john
12.12436POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of The Counter KingWed Mar 06 1996 23:359
    
    Um, I don't think my bra is magnetic!
    
    The bag is real smooth but scaly looking and is a lovely coppery brown
    colour, altho I suppose it could be dyed.
    
    I suppose I could keep my atm card elsewhere 8^/.
    
    
12.12438BSS::PROCTOR_RA wallet full of onesWed Mar 06 1996 23:373
    >     Um, I don't think my bra is magnetic!
    
    I dunno, I'm told it attracts a lot of attention?
12.12439USAT02::HALLRGod loves even you!Thu Mar 07 1996 00:473
    Deb:
    
    If u have a security access card, that'll erase your magno strip also
12.12440POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of The Counter KingThu Mar 07 1996 01:167
    
    I do have a security access card.  Geez Louise!  Where in the heck am I
    supposed to keep my ATM card?
    
    Don't even CONSIDER telling me I have to go back to the 70's and use
    checks 8^).
    
12.12441POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of The Counter KingThu Mar 07 1996 01:207
    
    Well, I rented a movie version of the play I was asked to consider
    doing.
    
    No way.  I cried all the way through it.
    
    
12.12442CSLALL::HENDERSONWe shall behold Him!Thu Mar 07 1996 01:2110

 
Bummer, Deb...





 JIm
12.12443MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Thu Mar 07 1996 01:232
Will we wonder forever what the play was?

12.12444POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of The Counter KingThu Mar 07 1996 12:026
    
    Oh, sorry 8^).
    
    It's _The Cemetery Club_.  I'm probably a bit young for it, anyway. 
    But it was nice to be asked.
    
12.12445ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunThu Mar 07 1996 12:504
    
    <<<< It's _The Cemetery Club_.
    
    sure sounds like a comedy to me.
12.12446NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Mar 07 1996 12:592
TTHT:  A green line trolley pulled out of the yard into my path.  I hit it.
No one hurt, minor damage to trolley, my car's damaged but driveable.
12.12447The Cemetery ClubPOWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of The Counter KingThu Mar 07 1996 12:595
    
    It had its funny moments, but the entire premise was too sad.  And
    towards the end, I was almost hysterically crying.  I need to get out
    more 8^).
    
12.12448PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BThu Mar 07 1996 13:132
  .12446  8-<  good grief.
12.12449...or "LRV", but not "trolley" unless it had one.COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertThu Mar 07 1996 13:287
>A green line trolley

Streetcar.

NNTTM.

/john
12.12450NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Mar 07 1996 13:302
Light rail vehicle, akshully.  And it did have a trolley (as do all B and C
trains, I believe).
12.12451And the trackless trolleys in CambridgeCOVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertThu Mar 07 1996 13:407
No trolley.

A pantograph.

Only the Mattapan Line cars have trolleys in regular service these days.

/john
12.12452BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Thu Mar 07 1996 13:505
    
    	John Covert: The knight who says 'nit'
    
    	8^)
    
12.12453POLAR::RICHARDSONWalloping Web Snappers!Thu Mar 07 1996 13:563
           "Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG!  Zoom-Boing!  Z'nourrwringmm!"

12.12454NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Mar 07 1996 13:592
Does Senator Exon know about the prevalence of pantography on the streets
of Boston?
12.12455ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunThu Mar 07 1996 15:585
    
    Gerald, I'm confused here. How could a trolly pull out in front of
    your car, don't they run on tracks???
    
    Mark
12.12456COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertThu Mar 07 1996 15:595
The tracks run in the street in many places (fewer than before).

That's why they're called streetcars.

/john
12.12457BSS::PROCTOR_RWallet full of eelskinsThu Mar 07 1996 16:018
    > The tracks run in the street in many places (fewer than before).
    > That's why they're called streetcars.
    
    Many people run in the street in many places (fewer than before).
    
    That's why they're called "street people".
    
    thankew for acknowledging the wit displayed above.
12.12458NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Mar 07 1996 16:022
The train was pulling out of the yard (where they're kept at night).
This is on Beacon Street near Cleveland Circle.
12.12459BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Thu Mar 07 1996 16:064
    
    	Rob, if you do display some wit, I'll be sure to acknowledge
    	it.
    
12.12460BSS::PROCTOR_RWallet full of eelskinsThu Mar 07 1996 16:076
    >  Rob, if you do display some wit, I'll be sure to acknowledge
    >  it.
    
    be quick, a blew moon is more common than my wit...
    
    {simper}
12.12461SMURF::BINDERManus Celer DeiThu Mar 07 1996 16:084
    .12460
    
    If you're out for a blew moon, somebody's on the wrong end of the
    bargain.
12.12462POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of The Counter KingThu Mar 07 1996 16:326
    
    .12457
    
    Deficient T alert.
    
    
12.12463WAHOO::LEVESQUEthe dangerous typeThu Mar 07 1996 16:341
    Better'n a deficient C.
12.12464GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheThu Mar 07 1996 16:4014
    
    deb,  that little sleeve they finally gave you for your atm card should
    protect your magnetic strip just fine.  just make sure you USE it...
    
    and karen reese..from way back... my doctor didn't actually prescribe
    motrin for my migranes...something else was prescribed (the name, i
    forget), but it didn't really work well and it made me tired.  my
    doctor prescribed motrin for my knee (whose kneecap seems to be wearing
    out unevenly or something like that), but it works wonders for my
    migranes, so i use that instead...
    
    better???  :> :>
    
    
12.12465CONSLT::MCBRIDEKeep hands &amp; feet inside ride at all timesThu Mar 07 1996 16:412
    The little sleeve is nothing more than a tyvek envelope.  It will not
    protect your stripe from magnetic fields.  
12.12466POLAR::RICHARDSONWalloping Web Snappers!Thu Mar 07 1996 16:491
    Someone please supply Debra with a Faraday Cage. Please!
12.12467ACISS2::LEECHDia do bheatha.Thu Mar 07 1996 17:3312
    TTHT:  Snow.  Before and during rush-hour.
           Traffic.  Heavy and slow-moving, which made me spend an extra 35-40
                     minutes in my car this morning.
           Being late for work due to the above circumstances.
           Wind- a lot of it.  Had a wind-chill of -14 this morning.
    
    Winter simply will not go away.  I'm sick of it, I tell you.  Sick sick
    sick!  And it's snowing again.  Ptui!   
    
    It's time to assassinate old-man winter, and his stupid rodent lackey!!
    Two extra weeks of winter...blech!  I'm make sure he never sees his
    shadow again, I will. {mumble}
12.12468BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityThu Mar 07 1996 18:0315
| <<< Note 12.12465 by CONSLT::MCBRIDE "Keep hands & feet inside ride at all times" >>>

| The little sleeve is nothing more than a tyvek envelope.  It will not
| protect your stripe from magnetic fields.

	First it's don't go under a tree during a thunderstorm. Now we can't
play in magnetic fields if you have an ATM card. What's next???

	Btw, Deb....it probably has nothing to do with your purse. Your card
just FINALLY figured out just how magnetic your personality really is! Slow
card, true...so it must be a DCU one.... :-)



Glen
12.12469GIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Fri Mar 08 1996 00:5511
A bunch of the bods did a pizza run - the whole floor smells like pizza.  
I have had lunch - it was nice, but it wasn't pizza.  
My nose keeps telling my stomach that it hasn't had lunch - EVER. 
My body craves pizza.   
Aaaargh!

I don't need pizza.




12.12470POLAR::RICHARDSONAlrighty, bye bye then.Fri Mar 08 1996 00:581
    Yes you do need it, you need it so badly. Pizza Pizza Pizza.
12.12471GIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Fri Mar 08 1996 02:026
'sorright,    I went up to the caf & bought a packet of fried salty stuff & a 
cannercoke and by the time I came back the need was gone.

whew!

\C
12.12472USAT02::HALLRGod loves even you!Fri Mar 08 1996 10:145
    The 4+ inches of snow/sleet we're receiving in the MD/VA area has
    closed schools, portions of the Federal Guvt among others.  I should
    have known that this season is not the season to schedule any customer
    meetings on a Friday.  
    Ron
12.12473USAT02::HALLRGod loves even you!Fri Mar 08 1996 10:153
    on top of that, I slept about 3 hours before circumstances had me awake
    at 2AM and I didn't fall back asleep...I think I'm gonna visit my
    parents in the Keys.
12.12474POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of The Counter KingFri Mar 08 1996 15:094
    
    I have on 4, yes four, layers of clothing, and I'm STILL freezing.
    
    
12.12475This is not a TTH, except for a disjunction of locationSMURF::BINDERManus Celer DeiFri Mar 08 1996 15:111
    I'm nice and warm.
12.12476WAHOO::LEVESQUEthe dangerous typeFri Mar 08 1996 15:264
    >I have on 4, yes four, layers of clothing, and I'm STILL freezing.
    
     You're overdressed. You have defeated your body's built in temperature
    control. Lose a layer or two. 
12.12477BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Fri Mar 08 1996 15:276
    
    	Yeah, but you might want to stop after the 2nd layer.
    
    	Definitely don't want to remove the 4th layer, or people will
    	start to talk [and stare].
    
12.12478POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of The Counter KingFri Mar 08 1996 15:295
    
    I only had 2 layers on on Wednesday, and I was displaying goose pimples
    and other sundry indicators of cold all day long.  At least now I'm
    just cold, not, er, displaying.
    
12.12479;*) SPEZKO::FRASERMobius Loop; see other sideFri Mar 08 1996 15:524

                                    "Here puppy; nice puppy!"
        
12.12480..BSS::PROCTOR_RWallet full of eelskinsFri Mar 08 1996 15:561
    
12.12481&y, behave!POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of The Counter KingFri Mar 08 1996 15:572
    
    
12.12482my sentiments precisely!BSS::PROCTOR_RWallet full of eelskinsFri Mar 08 1996 15:598
    exactly:
    
    &y, behave!
    
    
    and. why. behave!
    
    
12.12483BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityFri Mar 08 1996 16:007
| <<< Note 12.12474 by POWDML::HANGGELI "Little Chamber of The Counter King" >>>


| I have on 4, yes four, layers of clothing, and I'm STILL freezing.


	Deb, maybe you should add 7 layers of skin to that. It might work....
12.12484POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of French HeatersFri Mar 08 1996 16:473
    
    I'm talking to myself.
    
12.12485WAHOO::LEVESQUEthe dangerous typeFri Mar 08 1996 16:491
    I don't hear my phone ringing.
12.12486SCASS1::BARBER_AGet back in the bag!Fri Mar 08 1996 17:341
    I do.  This ESP can be quite annoying sometimes.
12.12487And the VP wonders why DEC-SALErs don't want to move to TAYDECLNE::REESEMy REALITY check bouncedFri Mar 08 1996 23:026
    TTHT:  Weather in Atlanta isn't much better than in GMA.  Two
    flippin degrees above zero!! (At least it isn't snowing).  Cut the
    dafydils that were blooming yesterday; the remaining plants 
    appeared lifeless this AM :-(  I'm afraid to look at my rose bushes!!
    
    
12.12488GMASEC::KELLYNot The Wrong PersonSun Mar 10 1996 12:033
    re:.12482
    
    now THAT was cute :-)
12.12489SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Sun Mar 10 1996 12:1512
    
    
    	TtHT:
    
    	Ambulance in town took a 5month old boy to the hospital on
    friday...he was a code (not breathing and no heartbeat). I didn't get
    on the run (there were two guys already over at the station and they
    had the ambulance out in about 2 seconds), but I listened to it over
    the scanner. They still hadn't gotten a heartbeat back when they met up
    with an ALS unit (advanced life support) and transferred the patient. 
    
    	jim
12.12490BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanitySun Mar 10 1996 12:555
| <<< Note 12.12488 by GMASEC::KELLY "Not The Wrong Person" >>>

| now THAT was cute :-)

	But not nearly as cute as you!
12.12491SCASS1::BARBER_AGet back in the bag!Sun Mar 10 1996 13:581
    -1 Aaawww.
12.12492GMASEC::KELLYNot The Wrong PersonSun Mar 10 1996 14:141
    aw, glen!  golly, gee, all that sort of thing :-)
12.12493USAT05::HALLRGod loves even you!Sun Mar 10 1996 15:236
    Having a dinner party last night at my home (so that the wif could
    show-off her new kitchen to my in-laws) and using the handy slicer
    rooney gadget and having the tip of my ring finger on my right hand end
    up in whatever I wa slicing up...no one except me knew better and they
    all raved over the dishes she had prepared...my appetite was unusually
    lite:-)
12.12494SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Sun Mar 10 1996 15:355
    
    
    	GAK!
    
    
12.12495SCASS1::BARBER_AGet back in the bag!Sun Mar 10 1996 17:111
    Oh gross!
12.12496BIGQ::MARCHANDSun Mar 10 1996 18:582
    
      Ugh!
12.12497SMURF::WALTERSSun Mar 10 1996 19:364
    > the handy slicer rooney gadget 
    
    The Ronco Catastrophe Inserter.
    
12.12498GIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Sun Mar 10 1996 21:015
It's Monday.
It's raining.
The air-conditioning seems to be adjusted for mid-summer (brrrrr)

\C
12.12499SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Sun Mar 10 1996 21:115
    
    
    	cheer up mate....crack a Fosters.....:)
    
    
12.12500POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of French HeatersSun Mar 10 1996 21:573
    
    I think I'm getting a cold 8^p.
    
12.12501SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Sun Mar 10 1996 22:145
    
    	A box of wine will fix you right up mz_deb. You want I should bring
    one over?
    
    
12.125028^)POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of French HeatersMon Mar 11 1996 00:444
    
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGH!!!!!
    
    
12.12503I'm a freakin....poet? :-)BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityMon Mar 11 1996 00:4911
| <<< Note 12.12500 by POWDML::HANGGELI "Little Chamber of French Heaters" >>>


| I think I'm getting a cold 8^p.

	Cold cold, Go away. Mz_Deb won't be able to play. I wish I may, I wish
I might, for Mz_Deb to give that cold one hell of a fight. Because when all is
said and done, Mz_Deb deserves nothing but FUN FUN FUN! 


Glen
12.12504POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of French HeatersMon Mar 11 1996 00:526
    
    Ohhhh, now I'm REALLY troubled!
    
    %^o
    
    
12.12505BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityMon Mar 11 1996 00:572
	sniff....she ...sniff...didn't like...sniff..iiiittt!!!! :'-(
12.12506POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of French HeatersMon Mar 11 1996 01:076
    
    It was lovely, really.  Lovely!
    
    And, well, troubling.  Lovely, tho!  Yes!
    
    
12.12507SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Mon Mar 11 1996 10:194
    
    	I don't like spam.
    
    
12.12508BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityMon Mar 11 1996 11:474

	So don't eat it.....or is that what your managers are feeding ya these
days????
12.12509NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Mon Mar 11 1996 12:547
TTHFriday:

I was walking up the street in Friday's storm.  I touched my glasses, and a
lens popped out.  It's very hard to find a clear lens in the snow, particularly
when you can use only one eye to do it.  Then a plow came along...

Fortunately, I had another pair of glasses.
12.12510SMURF::WALTERSMon Mar 11 1996 13:027
    Some 12 % of the Welsh coastline is now severely oiled.  190 kilometres
    of the Heritage coast, a site of Special Scientific Interest (SSI)
    because of the seabird colonies on the Viking islands of Skomer,
    Grassholm and Skokholm.  About 250,000 birds are at risk, 1000 counted
    dead already.  One colony of green rockpool starfish is wiped out.
    
    Bummer.
12.12511BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Mon Mar 11 1996 13:413
    
    	What happened ... tanker accident?
    
12.12512didn't see this oneGAAS::BRAUCHERWelcome to ParadiseMon Mar 11 1996 13:434
    
      Is this the first time the Welsh got well-oiled ?
    
      bb
12.12513SMURF::WALTERSMon Mar 11 1996 13:442
    A biggie.  Made worse by the bungling attempts to save the ship instead
    of preventing the spill of 70,0000 tonnes. 
12.12514CHEFS::HANDLEY_IMy Name?...Good Question.Mon Mar 11 1996 13:476
    
    I've never really understood how something that big can manage to run
    aground so close to shore......
    
    
    "left hand down a bit helmsman..........DOH!"
12.12515CONSLT::MCBRIDEKeep hands &amp; feet inside ride at all timesMon Mar 11 1996 13:5914
    >>I've never really understood how something that big can manage to
    >>run aground so close to shore......
    
    You just described why this happens.  They are big, deep drafted
    vessels, too close to shore.  Bad weather or equipment failure will put
    these on the rocks in short order.  It never ceases to amaze me that 
    large vessels are not required to have more sea room unless they are 
    closing on a port.  Most of these accidents are totally avoidable by
    staying well off shore until it is necessary.  I am not one to favor
    overregulation but it is instances like this that makes the argument in
    favor of requiring coastal pilots aboard large vessels to insure safe
    passage.  
    
    Brian
12.12516POLAR::RICHARDSONAlrighty, bye bye then.Mon Mar 11 1996 14:191
    Why not put out a fleet of smaller, more maneuverable tankers?
12.12517CONSLT::MCBRIDEKeep hands &amp; feet inside ride at all timesMon Mar 11 1996 14:252
    Expenses.  It is far cheaper in crew and equipment to float a large
    tanker than several smaller ones.  
12.12518POLAR::RICHARDSONAlrighty, bye bye then.Mon Mar 11 1996 14:402
    But, insurance, and the cost of spills should be taken into
    consideration, no?
12.12519end of vacation bluesTROOA::BUTKOVICHrunning on emptyMon Mar 11 1996 14:454
    coming back to the office is truly a TTHT  - I don't have the energy to
    go through all the work sitting on my desk...
    
    Did you all have a good week?
12.12520SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Mon Mar 11 1996 14:4912
    
    
    	re: .12518 Glen
    
    	I think it's similar to the way the car manufacturers do it. They
    find a defect and then bring in "bean counters" to figure out if it's
    cheaper to recall the cars and fix the defect or just deal with the law
    suits. Most of the time it's cheaper just to deal with the
    lawsuits...:(
    
    
    jim
12.12521BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Mon Mar 11 1996 14:588
    
    	RE: Chris B.
    
    	Maybe it'll be easier to go through the work while you're sitting
    	on a chair, rather than sitting on your desk?
    
    	Just trying to help.
    
12.12522BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Mon Mar 11 1996 15:045
    
    	RE: Jim S.
    
    	Sounds like you saw the movie "Class Action".
    
12.12523TROOA::BUTKOVICHrunning on emptyMon Mar 11 1996 15:192
    Shawn.... you better be nice to me if you want me to arrange that
    "special delivery"  8*)
12.12524WAHOO::LEVESQUEscratching just makes it worseMon Mar 11 1996 15:201
    <snicker>
12.12525BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Mon Mar 11 1996 15:226
    
    	Oops.
    
    	Are you comfy, Chris dear?  Can I get you something ... coffee?
    	tea?  Another pillow to prop your head up?  newspaper?
    
12.12526SMURF::WALTERSMon Mar 11 1996 15:299
    .12515
    
    That's spot on.  The ship was a single-hulled tanker, illicitly using
    a shipping lane designated for double-hulled vessels.  It made an
    approach to port without tug assistance on the lowest tide of the year
    and did not advise the harbourmaster that it was approaching until
    too late.  When the harbourmaster realized there was not enough sea
    room to make port, he refused permission.  The tanker captain attempted
    a turn and ended on the rocks.
12.12527SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Mon Mar 11 1996 15:378
    
    
    	re: movie "Class Action"
    
    	actually, I've never seen the flick. Care to give a brief
    description?
    
    
12.12528BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Mon Mar 11 1996 15:4121
    
================================================================================
Note 231.0                 Class Action - Gene Hackman                 2 replies
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    
       This movie stars Gene Hackman and Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio.  Gene
   plays a Lawyer defending the "little guy" against corporate giants.  In
   this case he is representing the claims of people in a Class Action suit
   who had been in car accidents due to negligence involving the automaker's
   car design which causes the cars to blow up when hit from behind while the
   left turn signal is on.

       MEM also plays a corporate lawyer on the side of the automaker in this
   class action suit.  The twist is that Gene and MEM are father and daughter
   in this movie.  The movie explores their family relationship and how it
   plays into the class action suit.

       I'm a Gene Hackman fan to begin with and I though that he did his usual
   excellent acting job.  MEM was also excellent and believable.  I'd give it a
   ***/****.

12.12529SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Mon Mar 11 1996 15:426
    
    
    	OH, I have seen *parts* of that flick, but never the whole thing.
    Now I'm going to have to rent it....:)
    
    jim
12.12530BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Mon Mar 11 1996 15:585
    
    	Drool factor of about a 6-7 or so [on a scale of 10] just for
    	Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio.  For an 8-9, check out "The Color
    	of Money".
    
12.12531SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Mon Mar 11 1996 16:185
    
    
    	I agree on "the color of money"....:)
    
    
12.12532POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of French HeatersMon Mar 11 1996 16:254
    
    Here in the U.S., it's green, right?
    
    
12.12533BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Mon Mar 11 1996 16:274
    
    	Not necessarily ... I have a few quarters in my pocket with a
    	definite silvery hue.
    
12.12534SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Mon Mar 11 1996 16:296
    
    	I have a "silver note", but it's still green. It ain't easy being
    green....
    
    
    
12.12535possible glen joke on the horizonPENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BMon Mar 11 1996 16:292
  <look of anticipation>
12.12536SMURF::WALTERSMon Mar 11 1996 16:341
    <nails fingers to desk>
12.12537SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Mon Mar 11 1996 16:353
    
    
    	<hands to ears - look of agony>
12.12538POLAR::RICHARDSONAlrighty, bye bye then.Mon Mar 11 1996 16:351
    <inserts catheter, wonders what all the fuss is about>
12.12539POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of French HeatersMon Mar 11 1996 18:054
    
    Speaking of catheter, Mr.Catheter-Problem's sister,
    Ms.Catheter-Problem, has been visiting MSO today 8^p.
                                                       
12.12540POLAR::RICHARDSONAlrighty, bye bye then.Mon Mar 11 1996 18:073
    Wouldn't that take a rather large catheter?
    
    What a couple of whiz kids eh?
12.12541POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of French HeatersMon Mar 11 1996 18:083
    
    Yeah, the tinkle twins for sure.
    
12.12542NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Mon Mar 11 1996 19:241
TTHT: My left mouse button is dead.
12.12543POLAR::RICHARDSONAlrighty, bye bye then.Mon Mar 11 1996 19:311
    where did it go?
12.12544GIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Mon Mar 11 1996 20:513
Burial is going to be tricky...


12.12545"re: Your Inane attempts in .xyz" would do nicely, thanksMOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Mon Mar 11 1996 23:384
TTHT:

Noters who include several screens of quotations from previous
responses in the string in order to make a single line comment.
12.12546BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityMon Mar 11 1996 23:4010
| <<< Note 12.12545 by MOLAR::DELBALSO "I (spade) my (dogface)" >>>

| -< "re: Your Inane attempts in .xyz" would do nicely, thanks >-

	What do you mean, Jack?

| Noters who include several screens of quotations from previous
| responses in the string in order to make a single line comment.

	Huh? :-)
12.12547TROOA::BUTKOVICHrunning on emptyTue Mar 12 1996 14:549
    tthln - Final game in the Montreal Forum - only one of the original six
    arenas remains (Maple Leaf Gardens), and I'm sure the decision will be
    made to replace it as well.  I have only been to the Forum a couple of
    times (once for a hockey game, once for the Amnesty Concert), but for
    any hockey-loving Canadian, the sense of history one got while roaming
    the halls and looking up to the Stanley Cup banners hanging in the
    rafters was something special.  The closing ceremonies shown on TSN
    were very moving - great to see some of the old-timers and you could
    tell they were also feeling very sentimental.
12.12548POLAR::RICHARDSONAlrighty, bye bye then.Tue Mar 12 1996 15:054
    Sent shivers down my spine, that did.
    
    Brought a tear to my eye. The passing of the toarch will did the trick
    though. All the ghosts grabbed cabs to the new Molson Centre.
12.12549 CHEFS::COOKSHalf Man,Half BiscuitTue Mar 12 1996 15:2111
    Council tax bill.
    
    Jeez,by hook or by crook this Government are determined to bleed me
    dry. How much money do they want?!?
    
    It doesn`t help having a Council who do things like spend a million
    pounds on building 5 houses,due to all the bureaucratic crap they
    go through.
    
    bah,humbug.
    
12.12550MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Tue Mar 12 1996 15:224
> How much money do they want?!?

All of it will do nicely.

12.12551WAHOO::LEVESQUEscratching just makes it worseTue Mar 12 1996 15:263
>All of it will do nicely.
    
    Well, that's a start, but couldn't you go into hock as well?
12.12552SMURF::WALTERSTue Mar 12 1996 15:335
    Yeah, but look on the bright side.  After 15 years of Conservative
    fiscal policies you have a lot more money in your pocket, and more
    decisions on how to spend it.  You could always choose to move to
    a district with a lower roof tax (or whatever they call the poll tax
    these days).
12.12553CHEFS::COOKSHalf Man,Half BiscuitTue Mar 12 1996 15:4513
12.12554SMURF::WALTERSTue Mar 12 1996 15:534
    Le Michel?  Moi?
    
    Yes.  But are these recent large rises on council taxes not due to
    the Tory reorganisation of the local councils?
12.12555CONSLT::MCBRIDEKeep hands &amp; feet inside ride at all timesTue Mar 12 1996 15:543
    TTHT: coming down with something...... 
    
    
12.12556silver liningGAAS::BRAUCHERWelcome to ParadiseTue Mar 12 1996 16:175
    
      Well, COOKS, just think what an entertaining royal family you're
     helping to subsidize.
    
      bb
12.12557DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Tue Mar 12 1996 17:406
    
    
    	TTHT   buying a new bag of kitty litter, putting it in the
    		car, snagging it on the move-the-seat handle and
    		losing 15% of it onto the floor of my car.  harumph.
    
12.12558POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of French HeatersTue Mar 12 1996 17:413
    
    DON'T LET THE CATS IN THE CAR!  DON'T LET THE CATS IN THE CAR!
    
12.12559DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Tue Mar 12 1996 17:497
    
    
    	Yeah, no kidding Mz-Deb.   =)
    
    	fortunately, I stopped at the self-serve car wash place
    	on the way back to the office and vacuumed most of it out.
    
12.12560BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityTue Mar 12 1996 17:501
too funny, deb!
12.12561POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of French HeatersTue Mar 12 1996 17:586
    
    It's the sad voice of experience, Glen 8^).
    
    Not in the car, mind you, but anywhere else a little litter is spilled
    8^).
    
12.12562BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityTue Mar 12 1996 18:268

	I can see it now, Deb. Some is spilled, and the cats zoom over like in
the cartoons, do their duty (or dootie), try to cover it, and zoom off again
leaving you to figure out where everything went!


Glen
12.12563POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of French HeatersTue Mar 12 1996 18:324
    
    You're more correct than you know, Glen 8^).
    
    
12.12564POLAR::RICHARDSONAlrighty, bye bye then.Tue Mar 12 1996 18:401
    Boy, aren't cats silly eh?
12.12565POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of French HeatersTue Mar 12 1996 18:4014
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12.12566POLAR::RICHARDSONAlrighty, bye bye then.Tue Mar 12 1996 18:412
    Well, if somebody leaves a toilet outside by the curb for garbage day,
    I won't be tempted to use it.
12.12567POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of French HeatersTue Mar 12 1996 18:455
    
    I was hoping you wouldn't say that, but I see you've run circles around
    me logically.
    
    
12.12568ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunTue Mar 12 1996 18:483
    
    all this talk of toilets and cats and litter boxes, frankly has me
    troubled.
12.12569PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BTue Mar 12 1996 18:492
  .12566  glenn is proud of his hopper grace.
12.12570POLAR::RICHARDSONAlrighty, bye bye then.Tue Mar 12 1996 18:502
    It all has to do with trying to get off this planet before all life is
    extinguished, actually.
12.12571GIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Wed Mar 13 1996 00:433
Anchovy bones - and no dental floss.


12.12572BSS::PROCTOR_RWallet full of eelskinsWed Mar 13 1996 00:449
    >               <<< Note 12.12571 by GIDDAY::BURT "DPD (tm)" >>>
    
    >Anchovy bones - and no dental floss.
    
    yep, they're a solid gold *bitch* to get out of the keyboard!
    
    they keep getting stuck betwixt the return key and the "\" key.
    
    it sux. 
12.12573USAT02::HALLRGod loves even you!Wed Mar 13 1996 01:445
    from my IRS newsletter
    
    employees receiving  funds from their employers for college tuition
    have to claim the funds as income until the new budget bill gets
    passed...then u must file an amended return later...
12.12574re .12572GIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Wed Mar 13 1996 02:048
Hmm.  I generally like to leave the keyboard on the desk.  It sounds like you 
have had more of an, dare I say it, oral experience.


Seems like a TTWA



12.12575ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunWed Mar 13 1996 13:272
    
    having to wear a tie again. i almost forgot how to tie one.
12.12576POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of French HeatersWed Mar 13 1996 13:365
    
    I got another call from someone wanting to talk to me about ergonomic
    chairs.
    
    
12.12577DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Wed Mar 13 1996 13:3811
    
    
    	Having a crazy next couple of days.  Class tonite.  Tomorrow
    	when I come in I have a 9-10:15 meeting for a committee that I
    	was somehow "appointed" to be on, leave at 11:00 for the dentist
    	to have the preliminary work done for a crown, come back, head
    	to another committee meeting at 3:00.  Then Friday, I'm in an
    	HTML class all day.
    
    	Blah.
    
12.12578ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunWed Mar 13 1996 13:402
    
    deb, can I call you to discuss ergomomic chairs???
12.12579CONSLT::MCBRIDEKeep hands &amp; feet inside ride at all timesWed Mar 13 1996 13:4710
    Well given your elf entry, I can see why you are getting these calls.  
    
    Common Name:   DEBRA HANGGELI
    Search Surname:  HANGGELI,  Hangelli  Search Given Name:  DEBRA,  DEBRA S,
    mz_debra  DTN:  223-8921  Telephone:  (508) 493-8921,  Fax (508) 493-8353
    Intrnl Mail Addr:  MSO2-3/C1  Location:  MSO2-3/C3  Node:  POWDML::
    Username:  Hanggeli  Org Unit:  ENVIRON HEALTH & SAFETY, 
    Product Stewardship, Ergonomic Furniture Specialist
    			 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    
12.12580POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of French HeatersWed Mar 13 1996 13:4810
    
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
    
                ,.
         ,.''.,
    8^pPpPpP.,','. .,'
    	  ,.''.,
    	    ,.'   .,'
    
    
12.12581CONSLT::MCBRIDEKeep hands &amp; feet inside ride at all timesWed Mar 13 1996 14:127
    The mother of all head colds coming on.
    
    Speaking with my sister in law last night only to have an expectedly
    good conversation degenerate into a gripe fest over low life step-family 
    members.  :-/.  
    
    Brian
12.12582DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Wed Mar 13 1996 14:427
    
    
    	I can relate to the cold thing Brian.  I've had one for
    	a week, mostly a head-cold.  It now seems to be wandering
    	down to become a chest-cold as well, I started in with the
    	coughing last night.  Blah.
    
12.12583SOLVIT::KRAWIECKILord of the Turnip TruckWed Mar 13 1996 14:455
    
    <-------
    
    Good thing Halloween isn't around the corner...
    
12.12584DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Wed Mar 13 1996 15:105
    
    
    
    			ppppfffttth!  =)
    
12.12585GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheWed Mar 13 1996 15:3714
    
    been fighting some sort of cold/virus for some time.  i never had sinus
    problems before, but this year, i have been getting sinus headaches,
    and i am often left very tired at the end of the day.  a scratchy
    morning throat shows up more often than not, but then goes away.  i
    know something is playing with my immune system, i just wish it would
    decide if it wants to stay or go.
    
    and don't feel bad, deb...seems someone told someone that i am the
    only one in the department that has an ergonomics account on cosmos and
    they all come to me when they want something, regardless of the fact
    that not only are there others out there that have this account, but
    they could get one themselves!!
    
12.12586BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityWed Mar 13 1996 15:408
| <<< Note 12.12581 by CONSLT::MCBRIDE "Keep hands & feet inside ride at all times" >>>

| The mother of all head colds coming on.

	Well, it's nice to know that even colds have parent(s). But isn't it
sexual harrassment right now? :-)


12.12587BIGQ::SILVABenevolent 'pedagogues' of humanityWed Mar 13 1996 15:413

	raq...blame your uvula :-)
12.12588SOLVIT::KRAWIECKILord of the Turnip TruckWed Mar 13 1996 16:302
    
    Tenacity, bordering on the inane.
12.12589BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Wed Mar 13 1996 17:199
    
    	THT:
    
    	Di using smiley faces more often.  Does humor have to hit us
    	square in the face before we realize it was supposed to be
    	funny?
    
    	I wish she'd discontinue this patronizing practice.
    
12.12590PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Mar 13 1996 17:222
  .12589  anything for you, sweetie pie.
12.12591SOLVIT::KRAWIECKILord of the Turnip TruckWed Mar 13 1996 17:257
    
    re: .12589
    
    Hey!!! She's no George Burns!!
    
    (Hmmmm... although it might be the same if he was relegated to using
    just a key-board)
12.12592BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Wed Mar 13 1996 17:253
    
    	No, she's not.  She's much younger, and alive.
    
12.12593NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Mar 13 1996 17:322
She prolly doesn't smoke cigars or make leering remarks about young women
either.
12.12594PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Mar 13 1996 17:352
  .12593  Oh God, no.
12.12595BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Wed Mar 13 1996 17:368
    
    	[Eesh, I read that without the required context and I thought
    	you were insulting me.]
    
    
    	But she DOES drink martinis and drool over well-formed male
    	upper bodies.
    
12.12596CONSLT::MCBRIDEKeep hands &amp; feet inside ride at all timesWed Mar 13 1996 17:371
    <---- Oh God, Part II.
12.12597I ain't fat, the earth LOVES me!BSS::PROCTOR_RWallet full of eelskinsWed Mar 13 1996 21:3310
    TTHT:
    
    My jeans have shrunk!
    
    they fit like a well-oiled glove!
    
    ?could it be that getting older, and the cookies'n milk before my
    afternoon nap have contributed to my jeans' shrinking?
    
    nah.....
12.12598SCASS1::BARBER_AYou lie and your breath stank!Wed Mar 13 1996 23:501
    Dude, are this obnoxious in person?  8)
12.12599obnoxious? nope, lovable mebbe...BSS::PROCTOR_RWallet full of eelskinsThu Mar 14 1996 00:0413
    > Dude, are this obnoxious in person?  8)
    
    nope. mz_deb likes me. 
    
    so there.
    
    
    besides; what's obnoxious about lamenting that my 33" waistline's
    turned to something resembling the national debt?
    
    jealous?
    
    *8)
12.12601BSS::PROCTOR_RWallet full of eelskinsThu Mar 14 1996 00:133
    > Naw, my 25" will do just fine,
    
    yeah, but yer a girl... that's different!
12.12602SCASS1::BARBER_AYou lie and your breath stank!Thu Mar 14 1996 00:142
    Jealous of a 33 inch waist?  Naw, my 25" will do just fine,
    thaaaaaanks..  8)
12.12603SCASS1::BARBER_AYou lie and your breath stank!Thu Mar 14 1996 00:153
    oops.  8)
    
    
12.12604SCASS1::BARBER_AYou lie and your breath stank!Thu Mar 14 1996 00:151
    Well, thanks for not pointing out my spelling error.  8)
12.12605CHEFS::COOKSHalf Man,Half BiscuitThu Mar 14 1996 10:475
    I`m currently obssessed with money.
    
    It`s a mixture of council tax and saving up for my `Murican trip.
    
    
12.12606GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheThu Mar 14 1996 12:219
    
    tthln:  staying up a little later than i wanted to last nite.  it was a
    bit difficult getting out of bed this morning.
    
    and for the first time in many months i'll actually be home tonite to
    watch thursday nite tv on nbc, and it's all repeats (and er isn't even
    on...)  i guess i now have no excuse not to do my errands and perhaps a
    little overtime.
    
12.12607WAHOO::LEVESQUEhickory dickoryThu Mar 14 1996 12:417
     Jerks.
    
     The little plastic weather shield on the driver's side lock on my car
    has broken, rendering the lock unusable. I'd mind it slightly less if I
    hadn't already replaced that lock a couple of years ago.
    
     Did I say jerks?
12.12608CSLALL::HENDERSONWe shall behold Him!Thu Mar 14 1996 12:5010

 oversleeping this morning.  Forgot to set the alarm.  I wasn't really late
 to work, but I skipped breakfast at home and got it at the cafe here.  But,
 I don't like messing up my routine.




 Jim
12.12609ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunThu Mar 14 1996 12:533
    
    hey Jim!!  Be bold and daring. mixing up your routine is just what
    the doctor ordered. try it you'll like it.
12.12610CONSLT::MCBRIDEKeep hands &amp; feet inside ride at all timesThu Mar 14 1996 13:237
    TTH:
    
    Having to take my car back in for service, again.  Blower motor in the
    climate control system will not shut off regardless of how many buttons
    I push, dials I spin, or screaming I do......... 
    
    
12.12611WAHOO::LEVESQUEhickory dickoryThu Mar 14 1996 13:271
    Quality is job none!
12.12612ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunThu Mar 14 1996 13:302
    
    you Ford owners are sure smart car buyers.
12.12613CONSLT::MCBRIDEKeep hands &amp; feet inside ride at all timesThu Mar 14 1996 13:403
    Lurkers in the area with seating charts, taking down names, measuring
    things......  Some Jim-Bob V.P.'s eyeing this place, I just know it.
    :-/.
12.12614CNTROL::JENNISONJoin me in glad adorationThu Mar 14 1996 13:448
    	
    	Hey Brian, while your at Rick's place, can you check on
    	the price of a new driver side mirror for me ;-)
    
    	'92 Ford Taurus station wagon
    
    	(in case that smiley made you think I was kidding)
    
12.12615CNTROL::JENNISONJoin me in glad adorationThu Mar 14 1996 13:477
    
    	TTHT:
    
    	Thinking that we had no bible study tonight, then realizing that
    	we do.  My failure to plan has left us without a babysitter...
                                     
    
12.12616POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Full Body FrisksThu Mar 14 1996 13:496
    
    I'm free!
    
    
    
    8^))))
12.12617NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Mar 14 1996 13:541
Deb, don't forget the wooden spoon.
12.12618POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Full Body FrisksThu Mar 14 1996 13:584
    
    "Hanggeli...have spoon, will travel!"
    
    
12.12619CNTROL::JENNISONJoin me in glad adorationThu Mar 14 1996 14:016
    
    	We've got loads of wooden spoons, however, my little angels
    	don't require such drastic measures.
    
    	(must take after Dad ;-) )
    
12.12620BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Thu Mar 14 1996 15:369
    
 ><<< Note 12.12616 by POWDML::HANGGELI "Little Chamber of Full Body Frisks" >>>
 >
 >   
 >   I'm free!
    
    
    	And worth every penny, no doubt.
    
12.12621POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Full Body FrisksThu Mar 14 1996 15:375
    
    You're just miffed because I told you I had to rearrange my sock
    drawer tonight.   
    
    
12.12622BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Thu Mar 14 1996 15:463
    
    	Like I really care what goes on in your drawers.
    
12.12623BIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoThu Mar 14 1996 15:503

	Shawn, you sure you're straight? :-)
12.12624WAHOO::LEVESQUEhickory dickoryThu Mar 14 1996 15:541
    He's just doing the old sour grape routine.
12.12625WMOIS::GIROUARD_CThu Mar 14 1996 16:4312
    another happy (never to buy another Ford owner. 
    
    - right upper/lower ball joints
    - new oil pan drain plug
    - 3 u-joints
    - all bearings repacked (one replaced)
    
    + alignment - tire rotation - oil change
    
    we're having big fun now, and my brakes have not been fixed yet!
    
    never, never will i buy another Ford.
12.12626BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Thu Mar 14 1996 16:513
    
    	How old is it?
    
12.12627WMOIS::GIROUARD_CThu Mar 14 1996 16:511
    5 years... 39k miles.
12.12628BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Thu Mar 14 1996 16:524
    
    	Sounds like you got twice the life expectancy of the average
    	Ford.  What are you complaining about?
    
12.12629WMOIS::GIROUARD_CThu Mar 14 1996 16:531
    ya you're right... just whining.
12.12630exCONSLT::MCBRIDEKeep hands &amp; feet inside ride at all timesThu Mar 14 1996 17:137
    Chip, feel free to whine with impunity.  Don't let anyone stop you from
    having a good rant, especially over your car.  
    
    Yours in solidarity,
    
    Brian
    
12.12631BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Thu Mar 14 1996 17:184
    
    	If Vikas were here you'd have enough people for a support
    	group.
    
12.12632WMOIS::GIROUARD_CThu Mar 14 1996 17:194
    why thank you, Brian. we should think about a Ford Haters Club.
    
    i'll probably hold onto this one until 100k miles (unless it
    disintegrates around me).
12.12633NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Mar 14 1996 17:231
Have you been driven crazy by a Foooord....lately?
12.12634SMURF::BINDERManus Celer DeiThu Mar 14 1996 17:265
    During the '70s a group was formed in Florida, called the Rusty Ford
    Owners' Association.  The complaint was that Fords tended to rust out.
    so badly they wouldn't pass the state inspection, before they were paid
    for.  Looks as if Ford has just move the components that wear out or
    break so they won't be so easy to see.
12.12635WAHOO::LEVESQUEhickory dickoryThu Mar 14 1996 17:336
    I've got 11x,xxx miles on my PoS. Repairs are starting to become
    frequent enough and costly enough to warrant looking at a replacement
    vehicle, but I doubt I'll be able to afford anything that's even
    close. <pout>
    
     house poor, with an s-box
12.12636ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunThu Mar 14 1996 17:383
    
    nonsense doc, you can probably get a 1992-1993 for a good price.
    what do you need a sports car for anyway?
12.12637NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Mar 14 1996 17:382
Marc, if you switched from that expensive wine to Boone's Farm,
you'd be able to afford a new car
12.12638WAHOO::LEVESQUEhickory dickoryThu Mar 14 1996 17:391
    Yeah, for a month.
12.12639DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Thu Mar 14 1996 17:405
    
    
    	TTHT   going to the dentist for the first stage in 
    		getting a crown put on my broken tooth.  NOT FUN
    
12.12640WAHOO::LEVESQUEhickory dickoryThu Mar 14 1996 17:432
    Going to a meeting and every single effing action item landed on my
    plate. I feel like I've got my own gravity...
12.12641ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunThu Mar 14 1996 18:014
    
    .12640
    
    that's what you get for speaking up! :-)
12.12642WAHOO::LEVESQUEhickory dickoryThu Mar 14 1996 18:113
    I had to agree that it was the most elegant solution (in each case),
    but it was also the most difficult (and not just because I'm the one
    stuck doing them.)
12.12643GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheThu Mar 14 1996 22:007
    
    tth:
    
    hearing a rumor that palmer wants to get down to 40,000 employees, and
    that mcs is a target again...
    
    
12.12644POLAR::RICHARDSONAlrighty, bye bye then.Fri Mar 15 1996 00:281
    That's a joke rumour.
12.12645SCASS1::BARBER_AYou lie and your breath stank!Fri Mar 15 1996 01:361
    I don't know.  Has anyone else been to Change Forum 8 ?
12.12646POLAR::RICHARDSONAlrighty, bye bye then.Fri Mar 15 1996 01:401
    Digital can't get any smaller without losing customers. IMO.
12.12647SCASS1::BARBER_AYou lie and your breath stank!Fri Mar 15 1996 01:451
    These cats are driving me nuts.
12.12648POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Full Body FrisksFri Mar 15 1996 01:474
    
    No such thing.
    
    
12.12649POLAR::RICHARDSONAlrighty, bye bye then.Fri Mar 15 1996 01:491
    Yes, I have seen cats. They do exist.
12.12650SMURF::WALTERSFri Mar 15 1996 01:501
    Schroedinger's cat might not.
12.12651POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Full Body FrisksFri Mar 15 1996 01:504
    
    Shaddap, you!
    
    
12.12652POLAR::RICHARDSONAlrighty, bye bye then.Fri Mar 15 1996 01:531
    Funny you should mention that in the 'box.
12.12653SMURF::WALTERSFri Mar 15 1996 01:563
    "I think therefore I am".
    
    Rene DesCat
12.12654;>PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BFri Mar 15 1996 02:022

12.12655CSLALL::HENDERSONWe shall behold Him!Fri Mar 15 1996 02:033

 These pretzels are making me thirsty!
12.12656CSLALL::HENDERSONWe shall behold Him!Fri Mar 15 1996 02:044


 Hey, what's she doing hree this time of night?
12.12657SMURF::WALTERSFri Mar 15 1996 02:062
    oOffer her a fresh pretzel and she may tell you.
    
12.12658CSLALL::HENDERSONWe shall behold Him!Fri Mar 15 1996 02:064


 They aren't fresh...in fact, they are very well behaved..
12.12659SMURF::WALTERSFri Mar 15 1996 02:071
    ba-da-boom!
12.12660POLAR::RICHARDSONAlrighty, bye bye then.Fri Mar 15 1996 02:101
    Jim, it seems you've been affected by backward masking as well.
12.12661CSLALL::HENDERSONWe shall behold Him!Fri Mar 15 1996 02:116




 could be.
12.12662SCASS1::BARBER_AYou lie and your breath stank!Fri Mar 15 1996 02:1113
    Let me give you a typical scenario.  I'm fast asleep.  It's 3:30 am. 
    And Bach, the particularly horny one, decides he wants to meow
    with impunity for about 30 minutes despite my continual "shut UP cat".  
    Then of course, he dives in and out of the miniblinds in all the rooms
    in my house for another 30.  What, one of the bedroom doors is shut? 
    {scratch} {claw} {repeat} x 20.  It's now 4:30 am.  And when I think
    I can manage to get back to sleep, the whole process begins again.
    
    These cats are driving me nuts.  
    
    Signed,
    
    Sleepy in Texas  
12.12663POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Full Body FrisksFri Mar 15 1996 02:159
    
    That sounds like a typical night at my house 8^).
    
    Don't worry, after a while you won't even hear it.  Just make sure
    NEVER to close a door in the house.  To a cat, a closed door is more
    exciting than any toy you can imagine.
    
    They ARE neutered, yes?  That'll help.
    
12.12664SMURF::WALTERSFri Mar 15 1996 02:175
    St Francis of Assisi tied his cats in a bag and beat it with a stick
    when they once bothered him mightily.  "Thereafter", he writes, "I had
    but to reach for my stick to be rid of their attentions".
    
    I allus thought he was good to aminals.
12.12665CSLALL::HENDERSONWe shall behold Him!Fri Mar 15 1996 02:1712


 These cats are recent arrivals at Casa de Barber, no?  They do begin
 to settle down after a year or so..why, I've had mine now for about 18
 months, and she actually lets me sleep most nights, now!  And, only
 scars remain from the scratches she used to give me, and those she still
 gives me seem to come less frequently now.



 hth
12.12666POLAR::RICHARDSONAlrighty, bye bye then.Fri Mar 15 1996 02:191
    What a zealot eh? This Assisi guy?
12.12667CSLALL::HENDERSONWe shall behold Him!Fri Mar 15 1996 02:2111


 WEll, now that my cat is sound asleep, it is time for me to sneak off to
 bed and see if I can get some sleep before she decides o stick her
 nose in my face and wake me up at 5AM.




 g'night
12.12668SMURF::WALTERSFri Mar 15 1996 02:231
    Happy dreams!
12.12669SCASS1::BARBER_AYou lie and your breath stank!Fri Mar 15 1996 02:235
    Yes, they are new additions to Cafe de Barber. 8)
    
    They will be freshly neutered, declawed and vaccinated come Monday.  
    
    "Can she make it through the weekend without asissiizing them?"
12.12670SMURF::WALTERSFri Mar 15 1996 02:289
    
    Crippen remembered me after 6 years.  She jumped onto my lap purring
    throatily and tenderly savaged my knee.  Appropriately named after Dr
    Crippen, acid-bath murdererer and the first criminal to be caught by
    the use of wireless telegraphy.
    
    It's Cat fact night folks.  I'm off frogs.
    
    
12.12671a hissy fit makes Assisi hitPENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BFri Mar 15 1996 02:291
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12.12672SMURF::WALTERSFri Mar 15 1996 02:371
    oooh!
12.12673CSLALL::BERGERONIn search of......Fri Mar 15 1996 03:276
    AAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
    
    
    
    
    
12.12674POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Full Body FrisksFri Mar 15 1996 11:3910
    
    No declawing!  No declawing!  They can be trained not to scratch the
    furniture, believe me.  Get them a scratching post.
    
    If you declaw them, and they accidentally get outside, they are
    completely HELPLESS.  They can't climb to get away from an attacker,
    and they can't defend themselves.
    
    Please don't declaw 8^(.
    
12.12675CSLALL::HENDERSONWe shall behold Him!Fri Mar 15 1996 12:013

 What Deb said!!
12.12676WAHOO::LEVESQUEbeware the IdesFri Mar 15 1996 12:071
    So, don't let them get outside.
12.12677then declaw em and shove em outside!POWDML::BUCKLEYFri Mar 15 1996 12:411
    Cut one side of their whiskers off!
12.12678POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Full Body FrisksFri Mar 15 1996 12:4211
    
    That's simplistic, Mark.  Imagine yourself coming home from work and
    opening the door.  The cat is sitting right at it - the minute you open
    the door, s/he can dart out before you have time to react.  (A cat can
    move about 5mph faster than a human).  Also, they're small and low to
    the ground - if it were a dog or a child darting out, you could grab at
    them without having to move, which is much easier.
    
    Don't LET the cat out is good advice - don't let them GET outside
    isn't.
    
12.12679BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Fri Mar 15 1996 12:559
    
    >the ground - if it were a dog or a child darting out, you could grab at
    >them without having to move, which is much easier.
    
    	Ahhh, the childless wonder is again preaching facets of child-
    	care to the masses.
    
    	8^)
    
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12.12681PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BFri Mar 15 1996 13:218
> <<< Note 12.12674 by POWDML::HANGGELI "Little Chamber of Full Body Frisks" >>>
    
>    They can be trained not to scratch the
>    furniture, believe me.  Get them a scratching post.

      hoho. ;>
    

12.12682WAHOO::LEVESQUEbeware the IdesFri Mar 15 1996 13:2515
    >That's simplistic, Mark.  
    
     Well, it's worked for me for 4 different cats. (Not counting the
    litter from the first two).
    
    >Imagine yourself coming home from work and opening the door.  
    
     I don't have to imagine. I've had cats bolt. I've had cats fall
    through the screens (the kind that say "only meant to keep insects out,
    not pets or children in). It can be an annoyance but you stop what
    you're doing and retrieve the cat. And with the last one, she was a
    pest. She'd try to get away. I'd catch her anyway. With the exception
    of the cat falling out the window (it layed against the screen, which
    promptly popped out), they've all been retrieved in a matter of
    minutes. None have had any problems with fights.
12.12683something like thatHBAHBA::HAASfloor,chair,couch,bedFri Mar 15 1996 13:277
I think it's like Bob Dylan or Abe Lincoln said:

	You cain train some of the cats almost all the time
	You cain train almost all of the cats some of the time
	But you caint really train cats


12.12684MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Fri Mar 15 1996 13:315
 Z   If you declaw them, and they accidentally get outside, they are
 Z   completely HELPLESS.  They can't climb to get away from an
 Z   attacker,
    
    Yeah...So?
12.12685POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Full Body FrisksFri Mar 15 1996 13:364
    
    Well Mark, I'm so glad you're perfect.  
    
    
12.12686PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BFri Mar 15 1996 13:384
  CATFIGHT!!
    

12.12687TROOA::TEMPLETONSomedays are golden...and then:-)Fri Mar 15 1996 13:3910
    Walking into a room just in time to here some-one say.
    
    "Bob-bob-bobbing along"
    
    
    Now that darn tune is in my head and I can't get rid of it :-(
    
    
    
    joan
12.12688SMURF::BINDERManus Celer DeiFri Mar 15 1996 13:396
    > If you declaw them, and they accidentally get outside, they are
    > completely HELPLESS.  They can't climb to get away from an
    > attacker,
    
    Hoho.  Explain that problem to the declawed cat I've seen regularly
    sitting about 10 feet up a relatively isolated tree near my home.
12.12689WAHOO::LEVESQUEbeware the IdesFri Mar 15 1996 13:466
    >Well Mark, I'm so glad you're perfect.
    
     No, you're right. I just made all that up. It's really impossible to
    keep a declawed cat from being subjected to a brutal and horrifying
    death. It can't be done. No way, no how. Thanks for setting me straight
    on this.
12.12690POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Full Body FrisksFri Mar 15 1996 13:478
    
    Do you know what declawing IS?  It's having the first joint of all of 
    their fingers removed; that's what it is, you know; it's not just nail 
    clipping or something.  Have the first joint of all of YOUR fingers 
    removed and see how YOU function!
    
                                  
    
12.12691POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Full Body FrisksFri Mar 15 1996 13:5215
    
    > No, you're right. I just made all that up. It's really impossible to
    >keep a declawed cat from being subjected to a brutal and horrifying
    >death. It can't be done. No way, no how. Thanks for setting me straight
    >on this.
    
    Oh, don't be stupid.  You responded as if it were completely impossible
    for a cat to get out and not be caught immediately.  It's not
    completely impossible for everyone.  I'm just so glad to hear that
    because YOU managed to avoid it, everyone in the flippin' WORLD will be
    able to avoid it.
    
    What happens if you're off watching tv or at work and one of the kids
    opens the door and lets the cat out?
    
12.12692BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Fri Mar 15 1996 13:543
    
    	You go out and buy another cat, I guess.
    
12.12693POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Full Body FrisksFri Mar 15 1996 13:543
    
    SHADDAP, YOU!
    
12.12694SMURF::WALTERSFri Mar 15 1996 13:591
    T orkz! I cnt tipe nnymore
12.12695WAHOO::LEVESQUEbeware the IdesFri Mar 15 1996 14:0719
    >You responded as if it were completely impossible
    >for a cat to get out and not be caught immediately.  
    
     I did nothing of the kind. You said that keeping the cats inside was
    "simplistic," and I just responded by relating how my "simplistic" idea
    worked for me in practice. You are the one projecting this to apply to
    the whole world. _I_ never said it was the only way to do things. I
    just objected to the idea that it wasn't possible to provide a good
    home to a declawed cat due to the risk of the cat escaping and harm
    befalling it.
    
    >What happens if you're off watching tv or at work and one of the kids
    >opens the door and lets the cat out?
    
     The time Maxwell fell out the window, the kids retrieved it from under a
    neighbor's deck.
    
     Look, you obviously have strong feelings about not declawing, which I
    do not share. There's no reason to get abusive over it.
12.12696on the other clawGAAS::BRAUCHERWelcome to ParadiseFri Mar 15 1996 14:104
    
      Declawing moderators might have it's upside.
    
      bb
12.12697POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Full Body FrisksFri Mar 15 1996 14:135
    
    Abusive?  You snap at me in .12689, completely twist what I said, put
    words in my mouth, and when I point that out I'm abusive?
    
    
12.12698PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BFri Mar 15 1996 14:163
  i think Mark's right on this one.  he's been more than reasonable.
  
12.12699WAHOO::LEVESQUEbeware the IdesFri Mar 15 1996 14:204
    >  Declawing moderators might have it's upside.
    
     Doin't you ever tire of your "poor, oppressed 'boxer" shtick? I know I
    do.
12.12700POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Full Body FrisksFri Mar 15 1996 14:204
    
    Fine.  Mark's right, I'm wrong.  End of argument.
    
    
12.12701SMURF::BINDERManus Celer DeiFri Mar 15 1996 14:214
    FWIW, Mz_Debra, our two cats are terrified of the outdoors.  Last time
    we brought the Aby home from the vet, Barbara put her down on the
    ground to see what she'd do.  She streaked for the back stoop and sat
    there waiting to be let in.
12.12702TROOA::BUTKOVICHrunning on emptyFri Mar 15 1996 14:3713
    When I picked up Myrtle from the Humane Society one of the things that
    was made clear during the interview is that they do *not* believe in
    de-clawing cats and their veterinarian clinic would not do the
    operation.  I received a lot of reading material and from what I can
    remember, it is as Mz. Deb stated - you are basically amputating the
    first joint of each "finger"  Also, it supposedly changes the cat's
    personality because it feels defenseless.  My brother has a female cat
    that is de-clawed and she is always winning fights (thing looks like a
    small tiger) so I don't know if that is true.  I decided to wait and
    see if Myrtle wrecked the furniture and so far so good - she has a
    scratching post and uses it, so for the meantime, I will not be
    de-clawing her.
                                
12.12703SMURF::WALTERSFri Mar 15 1996 14:401
    Clawed reigns.
12.12704DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Fri Mar 15 1996 15:1912
    
    	I have three.
    
    	None are declawed.
    
    	I have four scratching posts/condos/hidey holes for them to use.
    
    	They do.
    
    	Keep the claws.
    
    
12.12705EVMS::MORONEYwhile (!asleep) sheep++;Fri Mar 15 1996 15:3010
With my previous cat I learned a good deterrant for misbehavior was a soda
can with about 5 pennies in it.  When cat is obnoxious throw can at the cat
but DO NOT HIT THE CAT.  The loud noise is enough to startle the cat with a
sound it hates (mine did anyway).  After a couple of tosses just picking up
the can and shaking it was sufficient to get his attention.  Doesn't hurt the
cat (unless you "miss" and hit the cat).

Super Soaker waterguns is also supposed to be very effective.

I agree with previous noters, do not declaw the poor thing!
12.12706SMURF::WALTERSFri Mar 15 1996 15:304
> hidey holes.
    
    Not clawstrophibic?
    
12.12707SMURF::WALTERSFri Mar 15 1996 15:321
    Or phobic, even.
12.12708WAHOO::LEVESQUEbeware the IdesFri Mar 15 1996 15:461
    Having to interview a candidate today. I'm really not in the mood.
12.12709POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Full Body FrisksFri Mar 15 1996 15:473
    
    Remember to ask whether or not they'd declaw their cats.
    
12.12710WMOIS::GIROUARD_CFri Mar 15 1996 15:492
    just remember... declawing is a nice term for amputation which is what
    it really is.
12.12711BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Fri Mar 15 1996 15:505
    
    	And ask if [s]he is a fan of guns and/or pick-em-ups.
    
    	Heck, give him/her the whole 'BOX initiation test.
    
12.12712SPECXN::CONLONFri Mar 15 1996 15:5015
    Cats who live indoors all their lives do not usually make a mad dash
    to get outside (because they don't know what's out there.)

    Our permanently indoor cats did manage to make it outside once or
    twice in their lifetimes - they had no idea what to do or where to
    go.  When we had three indoor cats, one cat pushed out the screen
    and jumped outside.  The other cats just stood there looking at
    the open screen until we came downstairs and realized that the screen
    was out.

    The cat who did jump out the window was found right underneath it
    (munching on the lawn.)

    They always tried to dash into bedrooms if they were not allowed to
    go there, but dashing outside was not something they wanted to do.
12.12713WAHOO::LEVESQUEbeware the IdesFri Mar 15 1996 15:522
    An effing chatterbox has decided to visit the new hire in the next
    cube. Talk about a loud and annoying voice.
12.12714CSLALL::HENDERSONWe shall behold Him!Fri Mar 15 1996 15:5515


 My cat, except for when the person who gave her to me found her and the time
 I took her to and picked her up from the vet, has not been outside.  However,
 she is always poised and ready to dash out the door whenever I walk in the
 apt door.  It becomes quite a task to divert her attention elsewhere when
 I'm leaving.  The usual trick is to grab one of her toys, and as I prepare
 to open the door, toss the toy into the living room.  She then dashes after
 it, pounces on it, then stops and looks at me as if to say "you fooled me
 *again*".



 Jim
12.12715CSLALL::HENDERSONWe shall behold Him!Fri Mar 15 1996 15:569


 a loud talker, eh Doc?  I dunno which is worse..a loud talker or a close
 talker.



 Jim
12.12716real cats want somewhere differentHBAHBA::HAASfloor,chair,couch,bedFri Mar 15 1996 15:588
My cats do the real cat thing.

When they're outside they want in. When they're inside, they want out.

FWIW, they still got their claws. However, my male cat aint holdin,
having been already taken care of afore he adopted me.

TTom
12.12717CONSLT::MCBRIDEKeep hands &amp; feet inside ride at all timesFri Mar 15 1996 16:021
    Be thankful they are not a loud, close talker.  
12.12718WAHOO::LEVESQUEbeware the IdesFri Mar 15 1996 17:151
    WS crashes...
12.12719BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Fri Mar 15 1996 17:215
    
    	Wow, didn't hear about that.
    
    	How many points did the market lose?
    
12.12720CONSLT::MCBRIDEKeep hands &amp; feet inside ride at all timesFri Mar 15 1996 17:221
    It's down only 19.5 as of 14:15.
12.12721SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerFri Mar 15 1996 17:3713
    Mine all have claws.  They all have clawing posts.
    They use them pretty much all the time, except for
    one or two places I'm trying to discourage.  No,
    they aren't perfect.
    
    If you want a perfect, well-behaved, pet who does
    not claw furniture or rugs or shed, buy a ceramic
    cat and leave the warm, living ones to those of us
    who know that if you can't train your loved one to
    be perfect, you can't train the cat either.
    
    Mary-Michael
    
12.12722BIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoFri Mar 15 1996 17:384

	Jim, the look you described your cat gives you brought a huge smile to
my face! Thanks!
12.12723SCASS1::BARBER_AYou lie and your breath stank!Fri Mar 15 1996 17:4225
    Well, my goodness.  I'm sorry I've started a virtual world war over
    this.  I have decided not to declaw them {high five mz_deb, JJ, etc!}
    8)  My friend, Cherie, gave me a good suggestion.  Get them neutered
    first, reposess the scratching post/hidey hole thing from a friend
    who's borrowing it, and if they are still tearing up my carpet in a
    week or so, then let them be outside cats.  (My only fear here is that,
    since they are so new to my neighborhood, they will get lost and never
    come back - just like my poor Shebes!)  Now, if they settle down and
    learn to behave like indoor cats and quit meowing relentlessly 24/7,
    and use their scratching post thingy, there won't be a need for
    declawing either.  They are already ruining my carpet and my faux leather
    couch, and I have a 2 year old, so declawing seems pretty appealing to
    me, although knowing what kind of pain/confusion it would cause them
    is very unappealing.  When I declawed my Sheba, she hunched up under my
    bed for about 3 weeks afterwards and wouldn't come out, not even for
    water - I think because she was fully grown when I did it.  She
    probably felt betrayed (as much as a cat can feel, that is).  I had to
    crawl under my bed and hand feed her, and stick a bowl of water/milk
    right under her nose.  She HATED me.  8(
    
    I fear that Sebastian and Bach were outside cats before I rescued them 
    from death row, which is bad.  I didn't want outside tomcats, I wanted
    inside cats!!
    
    We'll see.  Rest assured I'm not declawing them, YET.  ;)
12.12724PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BFri Mar 15 1996 17:528
   .12721  of course, there's always just letting each pet owner
	   decide, based upon his own circumstances, and based
	   upon the particular cat or cats that he's taking care of,
	   whether or not to leave the cats' claws intact.

	   that would be pretty simple, eh?

12.12725BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Fri Mar 15 1996 17:557
    
    	RE: April
    
    	Sebastian and Bach?
    
    	Only you would think of that.  8^)
    
12.12726ACISS2::LEECHDia do bheatha.Fri Mar 15 1996 18:061
    My Friday just took a turn for the worse.
12.12727SCASS1::BARBER_AYou lie and your breath stank!Fri Mar 15 1996 18:091
    Well, I got them off Skid Row, after all.  ;)
12.12728MKOTS4::MINICHINOFri Mar 15 1996 18:4011
    I declawed my cat. The vet didn't remove the first joint, you can still
    fell the paws were the nail was. They retract the nail to the end and
    take it out, similar to an ingrown toenail. after the operation
    antibiotics were placed in the nail beds. She was up and adam within 48
    hours after spaying and declawing, and yes...she know very well how to
    use her back claws, bites to defend, climbs relentlessly and has been
    out many many times with other cats, no problems. NOt to say all cats
    are like that, but my kitty was just 6 mths and I had it all done at
    once. The vet showed me what he was going to do and what he did do. My
    cat still thinks she has claws cause she sharpens them often. 
    
12.12729CONSLT::MCBRIDEKeep hands &amp; feet inside ride at all timesFri Mar 15 1996 18:426
    Well, my dealer is quite predictable in their ability to disappoint.  
    
    "Mr. McBride?  Carl has to order a few pieces in order to get the right
    rear framistat back together......" :-/.  
    
    I'm pushing for my own friggin parking spot.  
12.12730MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Fri Mar 15 1996 19:005
re: the Doctah's used car woes

Sounds like you need to trek up to the miracle-mile-and-a-half in Hooksett
and find yourself a late '80s model used land yacht for around $2K or $3K.

12.12731BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Fri Mar 15 1996 19:1465
    	Magazine subscriptions and collection agencies.  Eesh!!
    
    	A couple letters follow:
    
    
    
	To whom it may concern, again:

	OK, apparently there's some sort of a communication gap occur-
	ring somewhere between you [the requestors] and me [the requ-
	estee].  I state that the subscription in question was never
	requested by me and ask that you cancel it, and you ignore the
	letter[s] and insist on asking me to send money.

	What is the chance of you replying to me, and telling me that
	you received my response?  Even if you reply in a rude manner,
	saying that you don't believe I never requested the subscription
	and that you are still expecting payment, it will be a step in
	the right direction.  Right tree, wrong branch ... but progress
	nonetheless.

	Please at least confirm the receipt of this letter.

	Thank you.





							Shawn L.



	This is a copy of the previous letter :


	To whom it may concern:

	A few months ago, I asked you to cancel my subscription.  That
	didn't work, since I got another letter asking for payment.  So
	a couple months ago I again asked you to cancel my subscription,
	and decided that my original letter was apparently not detailed
	enough, so I made it known to you that I didn't recall ever ask-
	ing to subscribe, and that I didn't want to subscribe, and would
	like you to cancel that subscription.

	And that didn't work either, since I got another letter from you
	a week or two ago, again asking for payment.  So I will attempt
	to reconstruct my second request to you:

		I don't remember asking to subscribe to your magazine,
		and I'm not interested in subscribing, so please cancel
		my subscription.  Thank you.

	Would it be possible for you to cancel this subscription?

	Thank you.





							Shawn L.

12.12732POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Full Body FrisksFri Mar 15 1996 19:165
    
    What exactly is it you want them to do, Shawn?
    
    You weren't quite clear.
    
12.12733BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Fri Mar 15 1996 19:223
    
    	Eesh, I almost answered you.
    
12.12734PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BFri Mar 15 1996 19:233
	i am debating about whether or not i want Cigar Aficionado.
	they seem to think that i really should have it.
12.12735SMURF::WALTERSFri Mar 15 1996 19:261
    But you don't subscribe to the notion?
12.12736PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BFri Mar 15 1996 19:283
  i havana serious interest, no.

12.12737MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Fri Mar 15 1996 19:322
I'd say chances of you becoming a reader are cheroot of the question.

12.12738BROKE::ABUGOVFri Mar 15 1996 20:251
    take it or leaf it...
12.12739MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Fri Mar 15 1996 21:091
    Ti you wanna cigar...I mean ti you really want it?
12.12740BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Fri Mar 15 1996 21:255
    
    	Did anyone see the new "buzzword" in ::DIGITAL?
    
    	Seems that the PC term for "downsizing" is now "dehiring".
    
12.12741CSLALL::HENDERSONWe shall behold Him!Sat Mar 16 1996 02:058


 I saw that...unreal..



   Jim who will soon be delogging on
12.12742POLAR::RICHARDSONAlrighty, bye bye then.Sat Mar 16 1996 14:471
    So, if I say something is delicious, it means it is no longer licious?
12.12743BSS::PROCTOR_RWallet full of eelskinsMon Mar 18 1996 01:325
    >     So, if I say something is delicious, it means it is no longer
    >     licious?
    
    
    depends on what you're eatin'...
12.12744welcome to mondayWAHOO::LEVESQUEbeware the IdesMon Mar 18 1996 10:055
12.12745CHEFS::HANDLEY_IMy Name?...Good Question.Mon Mar 18 1996 10:099
    
    Getting to work on time for a change and finding that my cardkey for
    the front door has expired 2 months early due to some security numbnuts
    misreading the details I gave him.  Then spending the next 20 (count
    em, 20) minutes traipsing back and forth between reception and my
    building trying to get the damn thing to work, only to give up in the
    end and need to get a workmate to sign me in.
    
    Damn beaurocrats!
12.12746PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BMon Mar 18 1996 11:353
  women who smell like roses.

12.12747BIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoMon Mar 18 1996 11:386
| <<< Note 12.12746 by PENUTS::DDESMAISONS "person B" >>>


| women who smell like roses.

	Phew....glad you didn't say men!
12.12748PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BMon Mar 18 1996 11:413
  i'm not too thrilled with women who smell like men either.

12.12749POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Full Body FrisksMon Mar 18 1996 11:433
    
    But men who smell like men, well, that's very different.
    
12.12750PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BMon Mar 18 1996 11:441
  .12749  oh yes.
12.12751BIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoMon Mar 18 1996 11:455

	So if a man smells like a woman, then that is bad. If a man smells like
a man, that is good. So anything by Calvin Klein has got to be thrown out the
window. Is that correct? :-)
12.12752PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BMon Mar 18 1996 11:495
>	So if a man smells like a woman, then that is bad.
	
	we hadn't covered that situation, but yes. 

12.12753BIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoMon Mar 18 1996 11:587
| <<< Note 12.12752 by PENUTS::DDESMAISONS "person B" >>>


| we hadn't covered that situation, but yes.

	Yes, I know we had not covered that one...but I was projecting, based
on all the other factors. :-)
12.12754ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunMon Mar 18 1996 12:023
    
    boy, you miss one day in here and you miss a lot. all this talk of
    declawing and not to declaw. eeks.
12.12755SMURF::PBECKRob Peter and pay *me*...Mon Mar 18 1996 12:173
    RE women smelling like men and vice-versa ...
    
    Both smell the same way ... with their noses.
12.12756CSLALL::HENDERSONWe shall behold Him!Mon Mar 18 1996 12:217
    
>    But men who smell like men, well, that's very different.
 

   like those who wear olde barquemulch cologne?   

12.12757POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Full Body FrisksMon Mar 18 1996 12:595
    
    EggZACKLY.
    
    8^)
    
12.12758WAHOO::LEVESQUEcontents under pressureMon Mar 18 1996 13:033
   >like those who wear olde barquemulch cologne?   
    
    That sounds like a Fred Sanford scent: eau de doo dah day.
12.12759CONSLT::MCBRIDEKeep hands &amp; feet inside ride at all timesMon Mar 18 1996 13:275
    TTHTWE:
    
    Picking up the car to find that my original prediction of parts not
    being in, job not being done etc. will result in needeing yet another
    trip to the shop.....
12.12760BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Mon Mar 18 1996 13:416
    
    	So it needs another trip to the shop because you predicted it?
    
    	And if you hadn't predicted it, the outcome would have been
    	quite different?
    
12.12761ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunMon Mar 18 1996 14:042
    
    Brian, remind me never to consider a Ford for future purchases, ever.
12.12762POLAR::RICHARDSONAlrighty, bye bye then.Mon Mar 18 1996 14:071
    There are horror stories for every make of car.
12.12763DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Mon Mar 18 1996 14:0820
    
    
    	...A sore back from packing and moving boxes yesterday  (though
    	I'm sure I'm not as sore and tired as Andy).
    
    	...My soon-to-be-ex landlord's wife driving me completely crazy
    	when making appts. to show my current apt.  They've gotten an
    	application back and if the credit checks out, we'll be all set
    	and I won't have to worry about her having to come back.  Keeping
    	my fingers crossed.
    
    	...Having to bite my tongue when seeing young couples with babies
    	and toddlers come to look at my freezing-cold-floors-in-the-winter
    	apartment.
    
    	...Having a test tonite in one class, a test Wednesday night in
    	another class and trying to keep everything straight that I  need
    	to get done between now and when I move Saturday!
    
    
12.12764HANNAH::MODICAJourneyman NoterMon Mar 18 1996 14:1411
    
    losing my mind.
    
    Went to leave a message on a minor league coach's answering machine
    last night and I forgot my phone number. Now there exists a
    permanent recording proving I'm an idiot!
    
    
    						Signed,
    
    
12.12765SMURF::BINDERManus Celer DeiMon Mar 18 1996 15:195
    ttht.
    
    just visited one of the fine zk3 restrooms.  found a paper towel wadded
    up in one of the urinals and a stinking (really) cigar loogie in one of
    the sinks.
12.12766PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BMon Mar 18 1996 15:213
   prolly one-a them aficionado types.

12.12767BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Mon Mar 18 1996 15:253
    
    	You of course meant afeceonado, yes?
    
12.12768SMURF::WALTERSMon Mar 18 1996 15:262
    why was they a fishin' in the urinal?
    
12.12769BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Mon Mar 18 1996 15:264
    
    	A guy I play pool with, who works for IBM, is getting laid off
    	at the end of the month.
    
12.12770PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BMon Mar 18 1996 15:262
  .12767  ooooh.  i notice you get witty right around lunchtime.
12.12771POLAR::RICHARDSONAlrighty, bye bye then.Mon Mar 18 1996 15:261
    Some people are actually unclear on the concept I guess.
12.12772BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Mon Mar 18 1996 15:266
    
    	Oops, sorry, Colin.
    
    	I didn't realize you were trying to set yourself up for the .*69
    	snarf.
    
12.12773BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Mon Mar 18 1996 15:285
    
    	RE: Diane
    
    	Takes me a few hours to wake up.
    
12.12774PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BMon Mar 18 1996 15:414
   imo, people who smoke cigars should be given their own personal
   planet to stink up.  preferably downwind of Earth.

12.12775POLAR::RICHARDSONAlrighty, bye bye then.Mon Mar 18 1996 15:444
    That would be interesting. Well, all right, you talked me into.
    
    
    Glenn_who_likes_a_cigar_now_and_then
12.12776BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Mon Mar 18 1996 15:479
    
    	Wouldn't that be "upwind of Earth"?
    
    	And I like cigars also ... I've been smoking them exclusively [al-
    	most] for the past few weeks.
    
    	Little cigars, like Swisher Sweets and Dutch Treats ... not those
    	big smelly things.
    
12.12777POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Full Body FrisksMon Mar 18 1996 15:513
    
    I like cigars.  When someone else smokes them, that is, not me 8^).
    
12.12778NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Mon Mar 18 1996 15:521
Glen, do you smoke Swisher Sweets?
12.12779PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BMon Mar 18 1996 15:534
    
>    	Wouldn't that be "upwind of Earth"?

   no - i don't think so.
12.12780BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Mon Mar 18 1996 15:575
    
    	Well, isn't "upwind" the direction that the wind is blowing?
    
    	Like, if you're upwind from a farm you smell the cow crap?
    
12.12781POLAR::RICHARDSONAlrighty, bye bye then.Mon Mar 18 1996 15:592
    nope. Upwind is the direction that the wind is coming from. If you're
    downwind from a shiezer factory you'll want to be upwind.
12.12782BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Mon Mar 18 1996 16:013
    
    	Strange.  Sorry, Diane, you're right.
    
12.12783PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BMon Mar 18 1996 16:013
  glenn speaks the truth.  well, that could have been ned, actually.

12.12784PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BMon Mar 18 1996 16:043
   .12782  i have gained respect for you, as i would for anyone who
	   questions the accuracy of what i say. ;>
12.12785BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Mon Mar 18 1996 16:078
    
    	I ONLY questioned it because I'd always understood it to be the
    	opposite of what you said.
    
    	Normally I wouldn't even consider inferring that you were wrong.
    
    	8^)
    
12.12786PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BMon Mar 18 1996 16:118
>  <<< Note 12.12785 by BUSY::SLABOUNTY "Don't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448" >>>

>    	Normally I wouldn't even consider inferring that you were wrong.

	oh.  well, in that case, i just lost the respect i had gained
	for you. ;>

12.12787BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Mon Mar 18 1996 16:135
    
    	At least things are back to normal.
    
    	[Does this mean you won't respect me in the morning?]
    
12.12788BIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoMon Mar 18 1996 16:1412
| <<< Note 12.12762 by POLAR::RICHARDSON "Alrighty, bye bye then." >>>

| There are horror stories for every make of car.

	Glenn is right. I had a truck once where the damn axel broke. It wasn't
that old, either. I brought it back to the place of purchase, and even though
it was still under warrentee, I got nothing but a hassle. They finally took
care of everything, but I swore I would never buy another one of their trucks!
And to this day, I have never bought a Tonka.


Glen
12.12789BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Mon Mar 18 1996 16:167
    
    	Glen agrees that any kind of vehicle could have a problem, yet he
    	refuses to buy another Toyota truck because he had a problem with
    	1.
    
    	The mind boggles.
    
12.12790SMURF::BINDERManus Celer DeiMon Mar 18 1996 16:218
    I've been extremely lucky.  The closest to a horror story I've had with
    a car in the past 25 years was with a '72 Mazda in Florida.  About a
    month after I bought it, it wouldn't start.  Lifted the hood and got
    knocked over by the smell of raw gasoline.  The carb float bowl had
    developed a crack.  Dealer apologized, called a tow truck, paid the
    towing to his shop and installed a new carb, no charge.  Had to fly the
    carb in from the left coast, total time from arrival of tow truck to my
    retrieving the car was 36 hours.
12.12791SMURF::BINDERManus Celer DeiMon Mar 18 1996 16:223
    .12789
    
    Check your reading prescription.  Glen did not buy a Toyota.
12.12793SMURF::WALTERSMon Mar 18 1996 16:231
    Glen will treasure that note in later years.
12.12794BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Mon Mar 18 1996 16:445
    
    	OK, Binder, care to explain that to me?
    
    	What'd he have?
    
12.12795ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunMon Mar 18 1996 16:462
    
    er, can I help?? Tonka.
12.12796BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Mon Mar 18 1996 16:486
    
    	Ahhh, yes, the infamous Tonka nameplate ... how silly of me to
    	transpose the letters like that.
    
    	What do you bozos think "Tonka" is?  It's TOYOTA!!
    
12.12797BIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoMon Mar 18 1996 16:508
| <<< Note 12.12789 by BUSY::SLABOUNTY "Don't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448" >>>


| Glen agrees that any kind of vehicle could have a problem, yet he
| refuses to buy another Toyota truck because he had a problem with 1.
| The mind boggles.

	It should boggle. It was a Tonka...... 
12.12798GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheMon Mar 18 1996 16:5012
    
    well, perhaps glen was being silly and he was talking about one of his
    toys from his childhood...
    
    
    and jj, you shouldn't hold your tongue about the blemishes in your
    apartment.  lord knows the landlord isn't going to be completely honest
    (in most cases where there are problems they won't fix), i am sure the
    'interviewees' would be most appreciative of your honesty.  i know i
    would.
    
    
12.12799ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunMon Mar 18 1996 16:512
    
    and who are you calling us, bozos!!! Apologize you twit.
12.12800POLAR::RICHARDSONAlrighty, bye bye then.Mon Mar 18 1996 16:522
    Well if the bimbo is showing the place to a guy, the only blemishes
    he'll notice will be on her skin.
12.12801snarfBIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoMon Mar 18 1996 16:538
| <<< Note 12.12798 by GAVEL::JANDROW "i think, therefore i have a headache" >>>


| well, perhaps glen was being silly and he was talking about one of his
| toys from his childhood...

	raq....you are sooooo smart. You hit the nail on the head

12.12802ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunMon Mar 18 1996 16:552
    
    well shawn, I'm waiting for that apology you owe me.
12.12803POLAR::RICHARDSONAlrighty, bye bye then.Mon Mar 18 1996 16:571
    No doubt he'll be forever in your debt.
12.12804SMURF::WALTERSMon Mar 18 1996 16:581
    Raise a big stink Mark.   You'll probably find Shawn downwind.
12.12805BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Mon Mar 18 1996 17:036
    
    	I should know better than to take ANYTHING Glen says seriously.
    
    	And Mark, I believe you called me a twit.  And at the same time
    	you committed 2 comma errors.
    
12.12806ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunMon Mar 18 1996 17:042
    
    he just can't take his lumps like a man.
12.12807ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunMon Mar 18 1996 17:055
    
    .12805
    
    I am comma and apostrophe challenged. everyone in soapbox knows this.
    as for calling you a twit, it was correct at the time.
12.12808BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Mon Mar 18 1996 17:084
    
    I am class-challenged. everyone in soapbox knows this.
    as for calling you a bozo, it was correct at the time.
    
12.12809DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Mon Mar 18 1996 17:5215
    
    
    	re: raq
    
    	Well if I were moving when my lease was actually up (instead
    	of them letting me break the lease), and I had my security
    	deposit refunded already, I would say something.  But I don't
    	wanna make any waves before I'm outta the dump......
    
    	I'm hoping that the people who have put in the application
    	were the older couple looking for a place for their 19 year
    	old son.  I'll feel a *little* better knowing someone with
    	youngsters wasn't renting the place.
    
    	
12.12810BIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoMon Mar 18 1996 17:538
| <<< Note 12.12805 by BUSY::SLABOUNTY "Don't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448" >>>


| I should know better than to take ANYTHING Glen says seriously.

	You should know to read the words written there! :-)


12.12811CONSLT::MCBRIDEKeep hands &amp; feet inside ride at all timesMon Mar 18 1996 17:5614
    TTHT: 
    
    Getting a parking ticket at lunch in Maynard.  It will not be
    surprising when this town completely dries up and folds in on itself.  
    
    Being verbally accosted at lunch while I was trying to read.  They must
    have mistaken me for someone looking for intense social interaction. 
    Yes, that must be it.  I too would be fooled into thinking this if I
    saw someone with their nose buried in a book.  
    
    Being aurally accosted by the screaming hellions in the video store.  I
    truly wish I had Mz. Deb with me at the time.  
    
    Brian
12.12812POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Full Body FrisksMon Mar 18 1996 17:564
    
    If I had known you were going to a video store, I would have loaned you
    my wooden spoon.
    
12.12813LANDO::OLIVER_Btools are our friendsMon Mar 18 1996 17:582
    many people cannot fight the urge to interrupt
    someone when she is reading in public.    
12.12814PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BMon Mar 18 1996 18:042
 .12813  hey, that doesn't rhyme.
12.12815USAT05::HALLRGod loves even you!Mon Mar 18 1996 18:371
    orally...nnttm
12.12816GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheMon Mar 18 1996 18:416
    
    i don't think so, wafflebunny...aurally, refering to the ears...
    
    he had to LISTEN to screaming whatevers (i forgot already)...
    
    
12.12817PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BMon Mar 18 1996 18:413
  .12815  i don't think he would have complained about being
	  orally accosted.
12.12818SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIMon Mar 18 1996 18:4214
    
    Things to hate today
    
    Cats that are too stressed from a house-move to understand what to do
    about bodily functions...
    
     There it is... right there... plain as day. The litter box is right in
    the middle of the darned room!!! So what happens?? One of them decides
    to use the ample dirt surrounding the big palm about 3 ft. from the
    litter box!
    
    
     Arrrrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
    
12.12819USAT05::HALLRGod loves even you!Mon Mar 18 1996 18:481
    orally/aurally....my mistake!
12.12820CONSLT::MCBRIDEKeep hands &amp; feet inside ride at all timesMon Mar 18 1996 18:514
    Ron, I will not be thanking you.  In this case, you are undeserving of
    thanks.  If you were correct, I'd thank you and praise your pedantic
    prowess.  You are incorrect, so I won't.  nnttm, hth, blnt.  :-)
    
12.12821not in the index...GAAS::BRAUCHERWelcome to ParadiseMon Mar 18 1996 18:514
    
      The "Joy of Sex" has no entry for "aural sex".
    
      bb
12.12822BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Mon Mar 18 1996 18:535
    
    	Check for the phrase "Stick it in your ear".
    
    	Glad to help.
    
12.12823PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BMon Mar 18 1996 18:535
    
>      The "Joy of Sex" has no entry for "aural sex".

	the ear.  nnttm.

12.12824ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunMon Mar 18 1996 18:562
    
    sex with an ear??? Di, are you getting kinky on us?
12.12825MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Mon Mar 18 1996 18:564
Andy,
   Better that the cat chose the potted palm AFTER the move rather than 
   prior to it.

12.12826POLAR::RICHARDSONAlrighty, bye bye then.Mon Mar 18 1996 18:591
    I know people look down their noses at nasal sex.
12.12827LANDO::OLIVER_Btools are our friendsMon Mar 18 1996 19:001
    andy's cats are engaging in feral sex?
12.12828PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BMon Mar 18 1996 19:046
    
>    sex with an ear??? Di, are you getting kinky on us?

	moi?  certainly not.  why, in my version of the limerick,
	the guy is from Martha's Vineyard.

12.12829DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Mon Mar 18 1996 19:074
    
    
    	Oph, if they are, they're lesbi-cats........
    
12.12830ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunMon Mar 18 1996 19:082
    
    gay cats, happy cats, what's the difference?
12.12831Okay, FTD man.... :)SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIMon Mar 18 1996 19:3714
    
    
    re: .12825
    
    >Andy,
    >Better that the cat chose the potted palm AFTER the move rather than
    >prior to it.
    
    
    Better for whom????????
    
    
    :) :) :) :)
    
12.12832SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIMon Mar 18 1996 19:377
    
    re: .12827
    
    >andy's cats are engaging in feral sex?
    
    Not my two... unless they found some way to "un-fix" themselves...
    
12.12833SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIMon Mar 18 1996 19:459
    
    
    First the cats, now this...
    
    Worked out at lunch-time and realized I didn't bring a clean pair of
    scivvies...
    
    Just glad these flannel-lined jeans aren't too-too uncomfortable... and
    yes, I was very careful with the zipper...
12.12834LANDO::OLIVER_Btools are our friendsMon Mar 18 1996 19:554
    |I didn't bring a clean pair of
    |scivvies...
    
    andy, did you do a stint in the navy?
12.12835SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIMon Mar 18 1996 19:587
    
    
    Nope.... just like some of the terms... :)
    
    I would have, no doubt, washed out of the Navy, as I don't do very well
    on the briny...
    
12.12836GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheMon Mar 18 1996 20:026
    
    HOO HOO!!!!
    
    andy ain't got on any undies!!!!
    
    
12.12837TROOA::BUTKOVICHwhatever it takesMon Mar 18 1996 20:193
    Andy - drive *very* carefully on the way home.  You wouldn't want to 
    be in an accident without any gotchees on!  (is this a local
    expression?)
12.12838SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIMon Mar 18 1996 20:2116
    
    re: gotchees (is this a local expression?)
    
    I don't think so...
    
    I heard this expression when I was young and though I think it's
    "spelled" differently, I still knew what you were saying... :)
    
    
     >Andy - drive *very* carefully on the way home.
    
    
     Oh yeah!!! How would I explain that one...?????
    
    :) :)
    
12.12839BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Mon Mar 18 1996 21:4913
    
    	Eesh, this stupid query takes long enough without making stupid
    	mistakes!!
!
FIND A IN SAHDS WITH
  TRANSACTION_DATE BT "31-Dec-1996" "TODAY" AND
  TRANSACTION_TYPE = "2"
!
    
    	Sat here for 10 minutes, waiting for the thing to finish, and
    	then realized that when I changed "Jan" to "Dec" I forgot to
    	change the year from "1996" to "1995".
    
12.12840 ;*) SPEZKO::FRASERMobius Loop; see other sideMon Mar 18 1996 22:245
        Jaysus, Krawiecki - just tuck it in yer sock and there's no
        danger from the zip!
        
        &y
        
12.12841WAHOO::LEVESQUEcontents under pressureTue Mar 19 1996 10:204
    >Worked out at lunch-time and realized I didn't bring a clean pair of
    >scivvies...
    
     Thank you for sharing.
12.12842CONSLT::MCBRIDEKeep hands &amp; feet inside ride at all timesTue Mar 19 1996 11:585
    So Andy is going commando, NBFD.  Or would that NBVD?  Either way, it
    amazes me that folks get so much titillation out of the idea that
    someone is lurking around without underduds.  Wimmins go 'zereless
    often times, why shouldn't men be allowed a similar, unfettering
    experience?  Just make sure all portals are securely shut.  
12.12843BSS::PROCTOR_RWallet full of eelskinsTue Mar 19 1996 12:263
    >   Just make sure all portals are securely shut.
    
    or step carefully (in my case)...
12.12844and i'm alone!GMASEC::KELLYNot The Wrong PersonTue Mar 19 1996 13:121
    the lights keep going off in my office :-(
12.12845WAHOO::LEVESQUEcontents under pressureTue Mar 19 1996 13:142
     Mail claiming the rebooting problem has been fixed (it hasn't) and
    directing me not to reply to the mail message. What a stupid "system".
12.12846DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Tue Mar 19 1996 13:2111
    
    
    
    	AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
    
    	This woman is going to drive me utterly and completely over
    	the edge.  I swear, if I see her again between now and the
    	time I move out I *will* strangle her.
    
    	*****
    
12.12847ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunTue Mar 19 1996 13:305
    
    .12846
    
    well JJ, iffen you do that, you will have a new home for sure. four
    gray walls with bars on the windows. oh, but it is *rent* free.
12.12848GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheTue Mar 19 1996 13:3026
    
    well, 'tine, if you weren't sleeping (and not moving), the lights
    wouldn't keep going out... :>
    
    tthln:  landlord came over to change the showerhead (which i found
    nothing wrong with) she said she was going to change "after the
    holiday"...didn't think she meant st. patrick's day.  anyway, i got
    home to find a new showerhead all hooked up...and the container the 
    showerhead came in and the tube of sealant and the old showerhead
    sitting on my bathroom counter.  how nice.  the trash is next to the
    counter, couldn't they have used it.  plus, i found they had replaced
    the airator (sp) they removed back in november.  not the same kind,
    either.  it sprays out water in a razor sharp stream.  get into the
    shower this morning and the showerhead sucks bigtime.  the amount of
    pressure that comes out is equivilent to the amount of pressure you
    find in those lawn sprinklers that rotate from left to right.  it took
    forever to shower this morning (reminded me of a seinfeld episode).  it
    does come with a 'massage' setting, but that is three streams of water
    with maybe double the water pressure.  did not start the day off very
    well.  not to mention the landlady came by again later on, giving me a
    can of bathroom cleaner and telling me how to clean my tub.  i'll
    clean it any damn way i want, thankyouverymuch.  and i'll be replacing
    that showerhead and airator myself.  i am not going to put up with that
    every morning.
    
    
12.12849GMASEC::KELLYNot The Wrong PersonTue Mar 19 1996 13:452
    yabut, it's getting VERY annoying!  I'm feeling like I'm in a disco
    or something, what with the frequency of them going on and off!
12.12850CSLALL::HENDERSONWe shall behold Him!Tue Mar 19 1996 13:473

 wow, far out, man...a strobe light
12.12851DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Tue Mar 19 1996 13:536
    
    
    	raq -
    
    	Sounds like your landlord is related to mine.
    
12.12852ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunTue Mar 19 1996 13:562
    
    It's a night fever, night fever. 
12.12853ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunTue Mar 19 1996 13:572
    
    *nonsense* landlords are your friends.
12.12855BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Tue Mar 19 1996 14:035
    
    	That's a TTH?
    
    	Would you have preferred a dandelion?
    
12.12856TROOA::BUTKOVICHwhatever it takesTue Mar 19 1996 14:043
    I have a great tenant too - she paid her rent 3 days early last month
    because she knew I was going on vacation and wanted to make sure I had
    enough spending money :-)
12.12857ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunTue Mar 19 1996 14:072
    
    See *landlords* are your friends.
12.12858POLAR::RICHARDSONAlrighty, bye bye then.Tue Mar 19 1996 14:083
    Those are tenants that you don't want to raise the rent for.
    
    My landlord hasn't raised the rent in 6 years.
12.12859ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunTue Mar 19 1996 14:124
    
    .12858
    
    why, do you leave him/her roses on their back porch?
12.12860BIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoTue Mar 19 1996 14:1513
| <<< Note 12.12846 by DECWIN::JUDY "That's *Ms. Bitch* to you!" >>>

| This woman is going to drive me utterly and completely over
| the edge.  I swear, if I see her again between now and the
| time I move out I *will* strangle her.


	Judy, one should not announce they are going to kill someone if they
are thinking about getting away with it.


Glen

12.12861DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Tue Mar 19 1996 14:3021
    
    
    	Glen,  Ooops.  Thanks for the pointer.  =)
    
    	re: Mark
    
    	*this* particular management company is *not* my friend.  
    	The next one is very nice, and I have it on good authority
    	from a fellow 'boxer.  =)
    
    	'nother thing to hate...... driving in to work this morning
    	and hearing a snippet of the news "....Mrs. Morrissey was 
    	found dead in a pool of blood in her apartment....."  !!!
    	Fortunately, it was the local Nashua station, and seeing as
    	I knew I wasn't a Mrs. and I wasn't dead and that my mom
    	lives in Gardner MA....... I knew it wasn't a relative.  
    	Still bizarre to hear on the radio though.  And the ladies
    	at the vet's office said they got worried when they first
    	heard the broadcast, until they heard the first name of the
    	woman who died.
    
12.12862ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunTue Mar 19 1996 14:342
    
    well Judy, I'm happy that your still amongst the living.
12.12863WAHOO::LEVESQUEcontents under pressureWed Mar 20 1996 10:251
    US tax code unfairness
12.12864GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheWed Mar 20 1996 11:546
    
    tththismorning:  the yutz in the suit who was kind enough to let the
    lobby door shut in my face.  nothing like walking into a closing door
    to wake you up.
    
    
12.12865WAHOO::LEVESQUEcontents under pressureWed Mar 20 1996 12:011
    Yet Another Crappy Day
12.12866SMURF::WALTERSWed Mar 20 1996 12:041
    Someone Chateaux Veroux?
12.12867a series of people, agencies, hardware and software, actuallyWAHOO::LEVESQUEcontents under pressureWed Mar 20 1996 12:061
    <== your crowning achievement, IMO
12.12868BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Wed Mar 20 1996 13:176
    
    	Colin's like the Energizer Bunny ... he keeps going, and going,
    	and going.
    
    	8^)
    
12.12869It was a dark and stormy nightCSLALL::HENDERSONWe shall behold Him!Wed Mar 20 1996 13:2710


 Couldn't sleep last night..the wind howling and rain hitting the window
 and my apt being cold kept me awake.  Even the cat couldn't handle it.




 Jim
12.12870ACISS2::LEECHDia do bheatha.Wed Mar 20 1996 13:3212
    Waking up to 5...count 'em, FIVE...inches of nasty wet snow.  It was
    snowing (and blowing) so hard this morning, that I had to go back
    inside to re-dry my hair.  
    
    My car was buried- sides, top, windows, headlights, tail lights- on all
    sides with snow.  
    
    Oh well, at least it is supposed to be above freezing today, so
    hopefuly most of it will melt.  But before this can happen, it has to
    STOP snowing.  Bllluuurrrrggggh.
    
    Nice first day of spring...not.
12.12871MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Mar 20 1996 13:332
Geez, I hope that's not headed here, Steve ...

12.12872DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Wed Mar 20 1996 13:3713
    
    
    	me either Jack!  All the snow finally melted in front 	
    	of my door and windows so as of right now, moving shouldn't
    	be too bad.  But if we get more snow just before Saturday,
    	that would change things drastically.
    
    	TTHT   not hearing from the {r.o.} woman that's been showing
    		my apartment despite my calling and leaving messages
    		three times.  I'd like to know if they've found a new
    		tenant or not so I can plan accordingly.
    
    	
12.12873GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheWed Mar 20 1996 13:419
    >>> Waking up to 5...count 'em, FIVE...inches of nasty wet snow.
    >>> My car was buried- sides, top windows, headlights, tail lights- on
    >>> all sides with snow.
    
    boy, you sure do have a small car...
    
    
    :>
    
12.12874CONSLT::MCBRIDEKeep hands &amp; feet inside ride at all timesWed Mar 20 1996 13:452
    Dec stock dropping like a rock.  Down 5.88 this AM on news that Q3 will
    be worse than analysts expected.  
12.12875MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Mar 20 1996 13:484
And me all set to take out a loan against some. I wuz jes lookin'
at the history this AM sayin', "They'll prolly evaluate it no lower
than $61/share."

12.12876WAHOO::LEVESQUEcontents under pressureWed Mar 20 1996 13:481
12.12877BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Wed Mar 20 1996 13:5211
    
    	Walking down the hall about 15 minutes ago, I took a corner and
    	the heel of my boot slid through a small puddle on the floor.
    	My arms went up, including the 1 holding a cup of coffee, and
    	coffee went everywhere [except on me, for some reason].
    
    	Luckily the men's room was only 25' away, so I went in and
    	grabbed 15' of paper towels and cleaned up the mess.
    
    	Never fell, so that was good.
    
12.12878NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Mar 20 1996 13:531
The real reason for the drop is yesterday's announcement cancelling the PDP-11.
12.12879CSLALL::HENDERSONWe shall behold Him!Wed Mar 20 1996 14:123

 anticipation
12.12881WAHOO::LEVESQUEcontents under pressureWed Mar 20 1996 14:221
    Ooh, now we're down 8 1/8. Er, make that 9.25.
12.12882SMURF::BINDERUva uvam vivendo variatWed Mar 20 1996 14:284
    ttht.
    
    Left arm numbish from shoulder on down.  Functional but feels as if I
    pinched a nerve while sleeping.
12.12883BIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoWed Mar 20 1996 14:354

	JJ, just tell her you found someone with sheep dogs who is coming over
to look at the place. I bet she calls real quick
12.12884We had started to make it back up in the past few days...SPECXN::CONLONWed Mar 20 1996 14:393
    Now we're down 11 1/8th.
    
    What the heck is going on??
12.12885LANDO::OLIVER_BWed Mar 20 1996 14:451
    ah, the whims of wall street.
12.12886WAHOO::LEVESQUEcontents under pressureWed Mar 20 1996 14:491
    We seem to have bottomed out. Back up to "only" a 10 1/8 drop.
12.12887GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheWed Mar 20 1996 15:2515
    
    well, wasn't there an announcement somewhere that we are getting out of
    the pc (as in computers) business???  people probably aren't liking
    that very mucy.
    
    personally, i think it is a stupid move.  "here, buy our multi-million
    dollar alpha system but we ain't gonna give you any thing to work off
    of it..."  but then again, i also think laying off 1,000s of hard working 
    employees and sending employee morale down the toilet over the last few 
    years was also a dumb move as well, so what do i know...
    
    
    
    
    
12.12888NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Mar 20 1996 15:275
>    well, wasn't there an announcement somewhere that we are getting out of
>    the pc (as in computers) business???  people probably aren't liking
>    that very mucy.

Home PCs.
12.12889ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunWed Mar 20 1996 15:533
    
    we are only down 10 7/8 to 56 3/8. why, does anyone know??? Is Q3 going
    to suck?? According to BP's Q3 DVN we will be profitable.
12.12890NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Mar 20 1996 15:571
Mark, take a look at LIVEWIRE.
12.12891MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Wed Mar 20 1996 16:161
    I think it has something to do with the MCS numbers being down.
12.12892CSLALL::HENDERSONWe shall behold Him!Wed Mar 20 1996 16:243

 livewire explains it.
12.12893POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Full Body FrisksWed Mar 20 1996 16:274
    
    TTH anytime:  MENNOTES in general.  The hate some men show towards
    women in there is truly frightening.
    
12.12894MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Mar 20 1996 16:284
Unlike its counterpart?

They're both a waste of diskspace.

12.12895POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Full Body FrisksWed Mar 20 1996 16:323
    
    Well, not EVERY topic in womannotes degrades into manbashing 8^).
    
12.12896fair is fairHBAHBA::HAASfloor,chair,couch,bedWed Mar 20 1996 16:341
Ya mean the bash women over there, too?
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12.12898checkingHBAHBA::HAASfloor,chair,couch,bedWed Mar 20 1996 16:4711
I tried reading MENNOTES but it seemed way lame, bordering on grim. It
reminds me of all the guys I know that are goint through a divorce.

Ever once in a while I read WOMANNOTES wherein some sparks do fly from
time to time.

Sometimes, I sneak a peek in NATURISM, too.

Is there a VOYEURISM conference?

TTom
12.12899SOLVIT::KRAWIECKILord of the Turnip TruckWed Mar 20 1996 16:544
    
    
    I heartily agree with Lucky Jack's assessment in .12894
    
12.12900WAHOO::LEVESQUEcontents under pressureWed Mar 20 1996 16:585
    The men who read mennotes mostly seem to be men who are taking it in
    the shorts in divorce court. Not too surprisingly, they are hurt and
    take it out on women in general. That some women elect to go into
    mennotes and tell them how wrong they are unsurprisingly doesn't win
    them favor.
12.12901BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Wed Mar 20 1996 17:006
    The women who read womennotes mostly seem to be women who are taking it in
    the undies in divorce court. Not too surprisingly, they are hurt and
    take it out on men in general. That some men elect to go into
    womennotes and tell them how wrong they are unsurprisingly doesn't win
    them favor.
    
12.12902LANDO::OLIVER_BWed Mar 20 1996 17:004
    |The men who read mennotes mostly seem to be men who are taking it
    |in the shorts in divorce court.
    
    and as we all know, misery loves company.
12.12903it's a startHBAHBA::HAASfloor,chair,couch,bedWed Mar 20 1996 17:025
The solution to this seems obvious:

			BAN MARRIAGE!~

TTom
12.12904LANDO::OLIVER_BWed Mar 20 1996 17:031
    or at least set up separate checking accounts...
12.12905CBHVAX::CBHMr. CreosoteWed Mar 20 1996 17:055
I've visited both MenNotes and WomanNotes.  Both are very cliquey and not 
terribly welcoming.  The pair of them may as well have `bugger off, you're 
not welcome here, especially if you disagree' as their banners.

Chris.
12.12906NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Mar 20 1996 17:062
Doctah, how do you know so much about people who read mennotes/womennotes?
I can understand how you'd know about people who _write_ to those files...
12.12907BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Wed Mar 20 1996 17:063
    
    	Ouch!  That's gonna leave a mark.  8^)
    
12.12908WAHOO::LEVESQUEcontents under pressureWed Mar 20 1996 17:101
    Poor choice of words. I meant "participate."
12.12909BIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoWed Mar 20 1996 18:013

	Livewire?
12.12910TROOA::BUTKOVICHChrisbert IncWed Mar 20 1996 18:2040
    Worldwide News                                              LIVE WIRE
    ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Digital says third quarter PC revenues to ...               Date:
    20-Mar-1996
    ------------------------------------------------------------------------------                                                             
    Digital says third quarter PC revenues to be lower than expected 
    
    Digital said today it expects revenues from sales of personal computers 
    in the third quarter to be lower than expected.  While company earnings 
    are likely to be below the current range of analyst estimates for the 
    quarter, the results are expected to reflect continued profit improvement 
    year-over-year.        
    
    "Like much of the industry, Digital has been experiencing   
    significantly reduced demand and increased price pressure for personal   
    computer products, principally in North America," said Bruce Claflin,   
    vice president and general manager of the Personal Computer Business   
    Unit.  He said factors contributing to the reduction include a general   
    slowdown in the commercial PC marketplace and distribution channels 
    that are overstocked with products from many vendors.  "As a result,   
    there have been greater than anticipated price reductions across the   
    industry and we have reduced prices to remain competitive," he said.        
    
    "Obviously, we are disappointed that we will not meet expectations
    for PC profit margins for the quarter," said Vincent J. Mullarkey,
    vice president and chief financial officer.  "However, the rest of
    Digital's business continues to be on track for continued   
    improvement with solid profits expected."         
    
    Statements contained in this press release which are not historical 
    facts are forward-looking statements as that term is defined  in the 
    Private Securities Litigation Reform Act of 1995.  Such forward-looking
    statements are subject to risks and uncertainties which  could cause
    actual results to differ materially from those projected.  Such
    risks and uncertainties include fluctuations in customer demand,  and
    timing and acceptance of new product introductions and general   
    economic conditions, as well as other risks detailed in the company's   
    filings with the Securities and Exchange Commission, including its most   
    recent Quarterly Report on Form 10-Q.
                                                                      
12.12911Locked and loaded...BSS::PROCTOR_RWallet full of eelskinsWed Mar 20 1996 18:2912
    > BAN MARRIAGE!~
    
    especially the assault type.
    
    they have at least two of the following:
    
    	- conversation suppressor
    	- a handle clearly extending beyond the scope of the marriage
    	- able to accept a detachable relationship
    	- a threaded spousal unit
    
    
12.12912ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunWed Mar 20 1996 18:297
    
    <------- I'm sorry, that doesn't explain a 11 point drop. PC revenues
    of that amount will not affect the bottom line that significantly. I
    have a feeling Q3 numbers will fall below whatever WS thinks we should
    make.
    
    Mark
12.12913NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Mar 20 1996 18:3511
>    <------- I'm sorry, that doesn't explain a 11 point drop. PC revenues
>    of that amount will not affect the bottom line that significantly. I
>    have a feeling Q3 numbers will fall below whatever WS thinks we should
>    make.

Mark, did you read this sentence?

>>                                                     While company earnings 
>>    are likely to be below the current range of analyst estimates for the 
>>    quarter, the results are expected to reflect continued profit improvement 
>>    year-over-year.        
12.12914ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunWed Mar 20 1996 18:373
    
    oops Gerald, missed that sentence completely. explains everything.
    mea culpa
12.12915MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Mar 20 1996 18:454
>    	- a threaded spousal unit

Hence the term "screw"?

12.12916ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunWed Mar 20 1996 18:536
    
    .12915
    
    bwahahahahah
    
    {ahem}
12.12917CONSLT::MCBRIDEKeep hands &amp; feet inside ride at all timesWed Mar 20 1996 19:016
    The huge drop is also in large part a general correction.  We will
    still be profitable but not to the extent we were hoping.  Wall Street
    sees this as an opportunity to do a little blood letting (and profit
    taking) to show that they are expecting much more from us.  Look to see
    a 50% recovery by this time next week with prices hovering near 70 by
    week 2 April.
12.12918ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunWed Mar 20 1996 19:035
    
    .12917
    
    oh my god, ever the eternal optimist! :-)  frankly Brian, I hope you're
    right, but I won't hold my breath.
12.12919BIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoWed Mar 20 1996 19:055

| Vincent J. Mullarkey, vice president and chief financial officer.  

	I wonder if he ever takes any ribbing?
12.12920I'm taking my financial cues from youMOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Mar 20 1996 19:096
>								Look to see
>    a 50% recovery by this time next week with prices hovering near 70 by
>    week 2 April.

So, I should hold off on the loan with the stock as collateral till then,
Brian?
12.12921CONSLT::MCBRIDEKeep hands &amp; feet inside ride at all timesWed Mar 20 1996 19:2814
    While I am not a financial advisor and I do not play one on t.v. either,
    I have confidence in the company and our financial position.  We were
    downgraded but, we are still a buy and were considered a long term buy
    at 63-69.  Long term, we are still quite financially sound and have good
    products to offer.  Look for further cost cutting in Q4/Q1 and internal
    reorganization and streamlining which will make the number even better. 
    
    As for using your stock as collateral, that is always risky.  I am
    looking at buying option contracts for April 65 calls.  I will see what
    the market and stock do tomorrow before I make a decision.  It is a
    tough choice to make Jack, follow your instincts on how well you think
    we are going to do.  You know the risk if the stock keeps falling, you
    have to ante up the difference between the value of the issue and what
    they loan you.  
12.12922LANDO::OLIVER_BWed Mar 20 1996 19:301
    puts and calls have always scared me to death.
12.12923ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunWed Mar 20 1996 19:367
    
    well oph, it is not for the *faint* of heart. Brian could be right,
    especially so in the long term. My mom was going to buy some at $61,
    now she can even get it cheaper. Her broker thinks she shouldn't, but
    I think she should. her broker is wrong in this case. mho
    
    I'm only hoping I'm not one of the "expense" cuts in Q4/Q1.
12.12924So Dad, how's Digital doing?TROOA::BUTKOVICHChrisbert IncWed Mar 20 1996 20:134
    I remember trying very hard to convince my Dad to buy the stock when it
    was down at $19 (Nov 94?)  He didn't think I knew anything about the
    stock market (which is correct) and now I must admit to acting very
    smug and knowing when I hear him talk about some of his stock deals.
12.12925LANDO::OLIVER_BWed Mar 20 1996 20:142
    buying and selling straight stock doesn't scare me,
    just puts and calls.
12.12926CONSLT::MCBRIDEKeep hands &amp; feet inside ride at all timesWed Mar 20 1996 20:161
    Be afraid, Bonnie.  Be very afraid.  
12.12927MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Mar 20 1996 22:4312
>								It is a
>    tough choice to make Jack, follow your instincts on how well you think
>    we are going to do.

B-b-b-b-but -

  That's why I was relying on _you_! I'm getting so tired of having no one
  but myself to be angry with when I make (consistently wrong) choices 
  regarding my stock ...

:^)

12.12928WMOIS::GIROUARD_CThu Mar 21 1996 09:1214
    i'm afraid that the explanation of the PCBU not making their numbers
    explains everything along with the Company's announcement that it will
    miss its projected Q3 numbers. it goes along with the old fairy tale
    that size doesn't matter. 
    
    Wall Street's assessment plays heavily on how well any company can
    predict its projected revenues. The same reaction/response can occur 
    if a company sand bags and makes much more. 
    
    Wall Street and the analysts view this as being out of control. Being
    out of control is viewed as a liability for investors (as well it
    should). 
    
    Voila, an 11 point drop.
12.12929CONSLT::MCBRIDEKeep hands &amp; feet inside ride at all timesThu Mar 21 1996 12:162
    Jack, feel free to blame me for your bad choices, with impunity no
    less.  :-).  
12.12930ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunThu Mar 21 1996 12:192
    
    don't worry Jack, the stock will bounce back soon. My new car says so.
12.12931POLAR::RICHARDSONAlrighty, bye bye then.Thu Mar 21 1996 12:481
    Oh, we'll worry Jack, don't you worry.
12.12932BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Thu Mar 21 1996 12:545
    
    	Battis, you finally got rid of that crappy Camaro?
    
    	PLEASE don't tell me you bought another 1, though.
    
12.12933CONSLT::MCBRIDEKeep hands &amp; feet inside ride at all timesThu Mar 21 1996 13:011
    Maybe he'll buy a sports car this time.
12.12934how "unfair" is it?VMSNET::M_MACIOLEKFour54 Camaro/Only way to flyThu Mar 21 1996 13:055
    re: Note 12.12863 by WAHOO::LEVESQUE
    
    } US tax code unfairness
    
    Get form 8275.
12.12935No need to panicCONSLT::MCBRIDEKeep hands &amp; feet inside ride at all timesThu Mar 21 1996 13:4420
    Here's the scoop on the stock.  
    
    Analysts have downgraded our earning estimates by about $0.10 from
    expected highs.  The range was anywhwere from $0.86 to $1.18. 
    Expectations are around $1.00/share.  This is still more than double
    what we made this time last year.  At $1.00/share, we are still in the
    middle of the expected range.  
    
    The lowered expectations were a great excuse for fund managers to dump
    the stock and make good gains for their clients.  The fact that the
    rest of the tech sector was also down corroborates this.  This is a
    chicken little type of selling.  The stock will continue to roller 
    coaster with wide swings.  If you can time this right, you can make a 
    ton of money in the short term.  At 55-56, we are a great buy.  Look at 
    the publicly available information on the company and watch what the
    analysts have to say.  We are still on a buy or long term hold
    depending upon who you listen to.  We are not going away.  I am willing 
    to bet we are above 60 again by this time next week.  
    
     
12.12936MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Thu Mar 21 1996 14:0010
>					The stock will continue to roller 
>    coaster with wide swings.  If you can time this right, you can make a 
>    ton of money in the short term.  At 55-56, we are a great buy.

The problem with the swings is that they're too quick - much too quick to
react to. How does one capitalize on them? If I bought at 55 and then see a
wild swing back to 70, by the time I get my sell order in to investor
services, it's the next day before it's sold, and by then it may  well
be back down to 55. If I actually held the certificates, could I go through
a commercial (expensive) broker and actually sell _NOW_?
12.12937NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Mar 21 1996 14:062
Jack, discount brokers are cheap.  I use Stock Cross, which isn't the cheapest
one around.  Transactions are $25 plus 8.5 cents a share.
12.12938POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Full Body FrisksThu Mar 21 1996 14:255
    
    TTHT:  Knowing I'll be too tired still on Tuesday night for the
    Symphony, and deciding to sell my tickets.
    
    Anybody interested 8^)? 
12.12939ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunThu Mar 21 1996 14:2711
    
    Jack, trust me on this, I watch the market every day. while we went
    down 11 1/4 yesterday, it is extremely rare for that type of swing in
    either direction. usually 3-4 points up or down would be the norm. like
    Brian said, we will be going back up soon. I doubt we'll hit 80 in
    July, like somone in Digital_Investing thinks. Me thinks, 70-73 by June
    is not out of the question. Wall Street tends to overreact to certain
    things, it's not like we will be losing money this quarter. jmho
    
    oh, and Shawn, no I haven't bought my new car yet, in July or August
    is when. and no, no camaro, period.
12.12940DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Thu Mar 21 1996 14:456
    
    
    	...that there's finally a NEW "Friends" episode on tonite
    	and I'll be too busy doing moving type stuff to be able to
    	watch it.  I'll have to make sure to set the VCR.
    
12.12941ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunThu Mar 21 1996 14:472
    
    watch the NCAA's instead.
12.12942MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Thu Mar 21 1996 14:472
Just be sure to set the VCR _before_ you pack it, JJ.

12.12943DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Thu Mar 21 1996 14:547
    
    
    	Thanks Jack.  =)
    
    	The VCR won't be disconnected till tomorrow so I should
    	be ok.  As long as I remember to set it for tonite.  =)
    
12.12944WMOIS::GIROUARD_CThu Mar 21 1996 14:572
    internal controls auditors are here for the next 3 weeks. everyone
    is wired.
12.12945CSLALL::HENDERSONWe shall behold Him!Thu Mar 21 1996 14:574


 They'll be here in May
12.12946ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunThu Mar 21 1996 14:582
    
    well chip, just throw the switch.
12.12947CONSLT::MCBRIDEKeep hands &amp; feet inside ride at all timesThu Mar 21 1996 15:3316
    As a small investor, Jack, you are s.o.l.  You most likely do not have
    a large, diversified portfolio that insulates you from major swings
    like this, maybe you do.  WRT to large swings, you have to be able to
    time things correctly.  IMO, the recent swing down is at or near the
    bottom.  You have to be shrewd, confident, and lucky.  We are down a
    little today, again.  I think this is residual though and still expect 
    to see an upward trend in the near term.  
    
    Having your certificates in hand, you are able to sell on your own
    terms, not I.S.'s.  There are many discount and full service brokers you 
    can keep them with and they will sell them for you, on demand.  I
    wonder what stock sold at yesterday through I.S.?  I wonder if anyone
    got caught with a late day sell order from Tuesday expecting a mid 60's
    sale price?  Ouch!
    
    Brian
12.12948WMOIS::GIROUARD_CThu Mar 21 1996 15:523
    i would thow the switch if we could lure them onto the electrified
    wet copper grid we have set up :-) just kidding. you never know if
    there are some of THEM lurking in here. 
12.12949MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Thu Mar 21 1996 15:584
> maybe you do.

No. You had the picture right.

12.12950GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheThu Mar 21 1996 16:035
    
    oh sure, deb...have a tuesday subscription...ya know i have to work on
    tuesday nites.... ;< :<
    
    
12.12951TROOA::BUTKOVICHChrisbert IncThu Mar 21 1996 16:324
    oh no   =:-o     I have a meeting with one of my vendors at 2:00 and
    just now, while straightening out my desk, I found a survey that I was
    supposed to fill out so we could discuss it at the meeting!  Yikes!
    I think I'm still in holiday mode. Blasted surveys!
12.12952POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Full Body FrisksThu Mar 21 1996 17:057
    
    My voicemail appears to be broken, and I have a message.
    
    My mail appears to be broken, too.
    
    What next?
    
12.12953BUSY::SLABOUNTYShe never told me she was a mimeThu Mar 21 1996 17:073
    
    	... party?
    
12.12954POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Full Body FrisksThu Mar 21 1996 17:163
    
    8^)!
    
12.12955HANNAH::MODICAJourneyman NoterThu Mar 21 1996 18:263
    
    Wife is having a very hard time quiting cigarettes.
    She's talking about leaving me.
12.12956MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Thu Mar 21 1996 18:274
This is not good, Hank.

Is she doing this quitting thing cold turkey?

12.12957POLAR::RICHARDSONAlrighty, bye bye then.Thu Mar 21 1996 18:281
    Stop wearing those Camel coloured clothes of yours. THis might help.
12.12958CONSLT::MCBRIDEKeep hands &amp; feet inside ride at all timesThu Mar 21 1996 18:302
    Wow, Hank.  Very sorry to hear that.  I hope you can pull through this
    together.  
12.12959WAHOO::LEVESQUEcontents under pressureThu Mar 21 1996 18:324
12.12960PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BThu Mar 21 1996 18:352
  .12955  tell her she'd be seriously nuts.
12.12961SMURF::WALTERSThu Mar 21 1996 18:4112
    I don't know if this will help, but moving from the UK to the US really
    helped me quit cold.  I'm sure it the change of surroundings & people
    that helped.  It sounds like you two may be pretty close to each other,
    and it's hard for her not to vent the raw nerves on you.
                    
    So why not have her go off on a trip for a couple of weeks - somewhere
    where she would be disinclined to smoke, such as a health farm, or
    similar? Not only might the change of surroundings help - she'll
    probably miss you like heck after a few days. 
    
    Colin
    
12.12962POLAR::RICHARDSONAlrighty, bye bye then.Thu Mar 21 1996 18:444
    So, she IS leaving him because she's quitting smoking?

    I'm sorry but if this happened to me, I would understand why someone
    might find it funny.
12.12963CSLALL::HENDERSONWe shall behold Him!Thu Mar 21 1996 19:4713


 You might suggest she contact her doctor and request a small prescription
 of a tranquilizer (xanax?).  It helps to take the "edge" off when quitting
 smoking and makes the quitter a little easier to deal with, and life 
 a bit more pleasant for those around him/her.  It helped me and a few 
 other folks I know.




 Jim
12.12964BIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoThu Mar 21 1996 19:574

	Jim, you quit smoking because you wanted to trim your stash with
sizzors, and not ashes, right? :-)
12.12965CSLALL::HENDERSONWe shall behold Him!Thu Mar 21 1996 20:053

 rrrright.
12.12966POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Full Body FrisksThu Mar 21 1996 20:164
    
    scissors!  scissors!
    
    
12.12967BIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoThu Mar 21 1996 20:162
	No, i believe we spelt it sizzors.
12.12968WooooooowwwwwwwFABSIX::P_OHALLORANThere is a method to my madnessFri Mar 22 1996 03:232
    eating just a little Tooooooo much Chineese food  :^(
    
12.12969WMOIS::GIROUARD_CFri Mar 22 1996 10:103
    -1 has it affected your driving? oooooo, that was toooooo bad.
    
       sorry.
12.12970HANNAH::MODICAJourneyman NoterFri Mar 22 1996 10:3223
    
    Thanks for the kind words.
    I do appreciate them, and no, I wasn't offended by the joke.
    
    Yes, she's trying it cold turkey and obviously having a hell of a time.
    Funny thing is, I think she's handling it really well
    but she seems more critical of herself than normal.
    
    As for me, this will be an interesting decade.
    First, I have to survive her quiting smoking and hope I'm not a
    casualty. If that works out she's at that age where soon she'll
    be going through the "change" and again I have to hope I'm not
    a casualty.
    
    The vows did say for better or for worse so I'm gonna hang in
    and do my best to support her through this.
    If I get tossed, hey, at least you'll all see me at every single 
    box bash....world wide.
    
    					Again, thanks very much.
    					Proving again, boxers are the best.
    
    							Hank
12.12971100% support !!!FABSIX::P_OHALLORANThere is a method to my madnessFri Mar 22 1996 10:4610
    well Hank, the best thing to do is to let her know how much you support
    her effort. They say quitting smoking is one of the hardest thing's to
    do. Just continue to be STRONG for her and you and keep in mind the
    long term benefits of quitting. Whenever she starts having a tough time
    just reassure her your behind her 100%.
    
    
    
    Pat... 
    
12.12972CHEFS::HANDLEY_IFunky Acid Baby!Fri Mar 22 1996 10:529
    
    I'm trying to get my girlfriend to quit too.....
    
    I've already got the body armour in the cupboard......
    
    
    
    
    I.
12.12973MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Fri Mar 22 1996 10:545
TTHT:

   Will all those who insist on using the term "VIN _number_" in reference
   to automobiles please report to the Department of Redundancy Department?

12.12974MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Fri Mar 22 1996 10:563
Hank,
   Try roses and lollipops.

12.12975ACISS2::LEECHDia do bheatha.Fri Mar 22 1996 11:237
    Wow, sorry to hear about this, Hank.  Hope everything works out for
    you.  Should she be successful in her quest to quit smoking (and I hope
    she is), both you and her will be the better for it in the long run.
    
    Best wishes and prayers to the both of you.
    
    -steve
12.12976CSLALL::HENDERSONWe shall behold Him!Fri Mar 22 1996 12:0013
>   Will all those who insist on using the term "VIN _number_" in reference
>   to automobiles please report to the Department of Redundancy Department?


  Applause!  This also goes for "ATM machine" and "PIN number" and
  "3AM in the morning".




 Jim

12.12977BIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoFri Mar 22 1996 12:238
| <<< Note 12.12976 by CSLALL::HENDERSON "We shall behold Him!" >>>


| Applause!  This also goes for "ATM machine" and "PIN number" and
| "3AM in the morning".

	Jim, Deb is helping out on her end. Her card doesn't have a pin number!

12.12978WAHOO::LEVESQUEcontents under pressureFri Mar 22 1996 12:341
    Some effing moles are making my lawn a mess.
12.12979MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Fri Mar 22 1996 12:352
    Stepped in dog crap this morning.
    
12.12980POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Full Body FrisksFri Mar 22 1996 12:373
    
    Being punished.
    
12.12981ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunFri Mar 22 1996 12:392
    
    I got a rock.
12.12982BIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoFri Mar 22 1996 12:395
| <<< Note 12.12979 by MKOTS3::JMARTIN "Madison...5'2'' 95 lbs." >>>

| Stepped in dog crap this morning.

	Hee hee hee......oooopps.... bummer, Jack. :-)
12.12983BlurgggghhhhhNUBOAT::HEBERTCaptain BlighFri Mar 22 1996 12:424
The peecee jerks in Amherst NH (my town) who wrote into an official
document that certain teacher's benefits would be "grandparented."

Art
12.12984DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Fri Mar 22 1996 12:434
    
    
    	For once this week.........  nothing.  =)
    
12.12985MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Fri Mar 22 1996 12:505
Hey, Doc - 

   Those moles are eating a bunch of Japanese Beetle and other grubs that
   will never hatch to do worse things than mess up your lawn.

12.12986WAHOO::LEVESQUEcontents under pressureFri Mar 22 1996 12:522
    People who are using lies, threats and deception to interfere with 
    our livelihood. 
12.12987ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunFri Mar 22 1996 13:084
    
    .12986
    
    trouble with VP's today doc?
12.12988SCASS1::BARBER_Abreath in, breath outFri Mar 22 1996 13:081
    Well, that certainly sucks.
12.12989WAHOO::LEVESQUEcontents under pressureFri Mar 22 1996 13:103
    >trouble with VP's today doc?
    
     No, this is non-DEC related.
12.12990BIGHOG::PERCIVALI'm the NRA,USPSA/IPSC,NROI-ROFri Mar 22 1996 13:1714

	My Karma just hit a brick wall.......


	First, the 1GB drive in my PC (with all the network stuff and
	MS Office on it) croaked.

	Then the tape backup I made for my Notebook (switching from a 340MB
	to 510MB drive) won't download any of the files.

	AND were moving offices today.

Jim
12.12991ACISS1::BATTISpool shooting son of a gunFri Mar 22 1996 13:204
    
    .12990
    
    should have stayed in bed.
12.12992BIGHOG::PERCIVALI'm the NRA,USPSA/IPSC,NROI-ROFri Mar 22 1996 14:1114
      <<< Note 12.12991 by ACISS1::BATTIS "pool shooting son of a gun" >>>

>    should have stayed in bed.

	I'm coming to that conclusion. Stayed til 8:30 last night and
	came in at 5:30 this morning to prepare a presentation that
	I was told about at 3:30 yesterday afternoon. Presentation was
	scheduled for 8:00 this morning, re-scheduled to 8:30, re-scheduled
	to 9:00 and was just cancelled until sometime next week.

	I wonder what the chances are that my network/LAT/Phone lines
	are actually up in my new office?

Jim
12.12993Sorry, Di.MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Fri Mar 22 1996 14:576
TTHT:

    Crosspostings from -wn- in the 'box.

    Is nothing sacred?

12.12994sorry, JackPENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BFri Mar 22 1996 15:032
  get over it, will you?
12.12995CHEFS::COOKSHalf Man,Half BiscuitFri Mar 22 1996 15:1510
    Chop,chop,chop.
    
    After being promised there would be no redundancies,5 people have been
    chopped in my department today. Plus more to come.
    
    Is the end nigh for my 6 year reign?? Or will I be one of the chosen
    few??
    
    uh,oh.
    
12.12996SMURF::BINDERUva uvam vivendo variatFri Mar 22 1996 15:393
    .12976
    
    "Three O'Clock in the Mooooooorning."
12.12997COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertFri Mar 22 1996 16:003
   Seems Jack (.12979) and Jack (.12993) have the same complaint today.

12.12998PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BFri Mar 22 1996 16:104
  .12997  but, if jack martin had taken his cue from you, he'd
	  have rolled in it. ;>

12.12999CBHVAX::CBHMr. CreosoteFri Mar 22 1996 16:135
TTHT

Being bored.  Supporting the Inland Revenue is a real barrel of laughs.

Chris.
12.13000snarf!CBHVAX::CBHMr. CreosoteFri Mar 22 1996 16:130
12.13001TROOA::BUTKOVICHChrisbert IncFri Mar 22 1996 19:463
    I just looked out the effing window to check the effing weather and it
    is a EFFING BLIZZARD out there AGAIN!!!!!  I may just have to plan
    another Southern vacation - any takers?
12.13002BUSY::SLABOUNTYShe never told me she was a mimeFri Mar 22 1996 19:485
    
    	You bet your effing aaay.
    
    	8^)
    
12.13003BUSY::SLABOUNTYShe never told me she was a mimeFri Mar 22 1996 20:354
    
    	Every time I see Chris's p_n, I remember that I keep forgetting to
    	bring in my "1996 Dilbert" [day by day] calendar.
    
12.13004BSS::E_WALKERSat Mar 23 1996 00:053
         The bad luck demons hit me hard today - my leg feels like its been
    ripped to piece, my truck is self-destructing, my dog ran away this
    morning, and I've still got four hours left on my shift. 
12.13005SCASS1::BARBER_ABREATHE IN, BREATHE OUTSat Mar 23 1996 01:341
    Cut it out, Jack!  8)
12.13006BIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoSat Mar 23 1996 13:147
| <<< Note 12.13004 by BSS::E_WALKER >>>

| The bad luck demons hit me hard today - my leg feels like its been
| ripped to piece, my truck is self-destructing, my dog ran away this
| morning, and I've still got four hours left on my shift.

	Oh...you're a country singer. Ok
12.13007GIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Sun Mar 24 1996 20:461
'smonday - and 4 out of 7 member team are away.
12.13008WAHOO::LEVESQUEcontents under pressureMon Mar 25 1996 10:5410
    >Looking out my office window (at home) and seeing the comet clear as a
    >bell.
    
     Shaddap! I've been out EVERY SINGLE NIGHT and it's been SUCKY viewing
    conditions. Hasn't even been worth dragging out the telescope. It was
    clear all day yesterday, until the GD sun went down. Then it got hazy
    and you could barely see it. I went back inside, hoping conditions
    would improve, but instead it became impossible to see anything. How
    aggravating.
    
12.13009CSLALL::HENDERSONWe shall behold Him!Mon Mar 25 1996 12:096


 I haven't been able to see ie either..all day yesterday I was thinking
 it oughta be great viewing...then I came out of church last night and
 it was cloudy :-/
12.13010CONSLT::MCBRIDEKeep hands &amp; feet inside ride at all timesMon Mar 25 1996 12:096
    Capt. Walker, play any country song backwards and all your troubles
    will disappear.
    
    Chris, I'm in.  Let me know when we are leaving.  
    
    
12.13011DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Mon Mar 25 1996 13:556
    
    
    	.... my legs, feet and back are killing me from the move
    
    	.... I haven't gotten my Metpay dividend check yet.
    
12.13012MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Mon Mar 25 1996 14:512
Me neither, JJ.

12.13013SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerMon Mar 25 1996 14:545
    Would one of you please come over and wup me up the
    side of the head the next time I think moderating a
    notes conference might be fun?
    
    Thank you.
12.13014NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Mon Mar 25 1996 14:571
Upside the haid.  hth.
12.13015BSS::PROCTOR_RKeyBoredMon Mar 25 1996 15:175
    > wup me up the side of the head.
    
    
    wup! wup!
    
12.13016SOLVIT::KRAWIECKItumble to remove burrsMon Mar 25 1996 15:358
    
    re: .13013
    
    You quittin' on me Mary-Michael?????
    
    
     :) :)
    
12.13017BIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoMon Mar 25 1996 15:4510
| <<< Note 12.13011 by DECWIN::JUDY "That's *Ms. Bitch* to you!" >>>


| .... my legs, feet and back are killing me from the move

	Sounds like someone needs their beau to give them a massage. 

| .... I haven't gotten my Metpay dividend check yet.

	Your old landlady has it. :-)  Mine was for $302!!!! YES!
12.13018BUSY::SLABOUNTYShe never told me she was a mimeMon Mar 25 1996 15:4912
    
 >  <<< Note 12.13013 by SMURF::MSCANLON "a ferret on the barco-lounger" >>>
 >
 >   Would one of you please come over and wup me up the
 >   side of the head the next time I think moderating a
 >   notes conference might be fun?
    
    
	If I'd know you were moderating in there, I would have made
    	sure I had broken at least 4 or 5 rules in the entries I
    	put in this morning.  8^) 
    
12.13019NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Mon Mar 25 1996 16:103
TTHT:  Getting a message about "Craig Shirgold" of "Keen, New Hampshire, USA."
It was sent out to a list I'm on by a professor in Germany who got it from
somebody in the UK.
12.13020CSLALL::HENDERSONWe shall behold Him!Mon Mar 25 1996 16:174


 Really? Keen?
12.13021CONSLT::MCBRIDEKeep hands &amp; feet inside ride at all timesMon Mar 25 1996 16:181
    peachy keen
12.13022BUSY::SLABOUNTYShe put fire to my candle ...Mon Mar 25 1996 16:334
    
    	Eesh, now they're even making spelling errors in the translation
    	of the "legend".
    
12.13023DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Mon Mar 25 1996 16:429
    
    	Glen,
    
    	I checked the mail before I left and there wasn't anything
    	there.  'sides, the post office has the change of address
    	thing so my guess is it's stuck in the mail forward loop.
    	I told Metpay the change on the same day the checks were
    	mailed out.
    
12.13024SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerMon Mar 25 1996 17:056
    re: .13016
    
    No, not a chance. :-)  Even if Shawn acts up.... :-)
    
    Actually I perform some level of moderator duties in about
    6 conferences.  Twas one of the others yanking my chain....
12.13025BUSY::SLABOUNTYSkydive naked from an aeroplaneMon Mar 25 1996 17:075
    
    	Wow, you must be thick-skinned.  Or a glutton for punishment.
    
    	Or some sort of combination of the 2.
    
12.13026SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerMon Mar 25 1996 17:137
    re: .13025
    
    You didn't say stupid. :-) You must be very diplomatic. :-)
    
    Most of them are technical conferences, and fairly quiet.
    
    
12.13027i knew deb should have gone with me...GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheMon Mar 25 1996 17:1341
    
    well, i go down to my 13:00 appointment to donate...they are already
    running behind.  joy.  fill out my questionaire in a room that reeks of
    old lady and the woman next to me is reading the questions and her
    answers out loud as she does them.  finally get in the queue.  am
    called over to a table for more questions and a quick exam (by the way,
    they no longer prick your finger for the iron-in-your-blood test...they
    prick your ear...and i was most surprised at how little it hurt.  tho i
    have never minded the finger-prick test, this one is even better).  get
    back in a queue waiting for the empty table get a nurse attending to
    it.  finally i am called ove and told to get on the table.  then she
    goes behind the table (and behind me) and asks to see my arms.  hello! 
    my arms are over here....so i get up and turn around and show her my
    arms.  i told her right off that my veins are sometimes hard to get
    but they usually get it from my left arm.  she said i'll see...finally
    she tells me to lay down.  ok, einstein, which way...i lay down so that
    she can use my LEFT arm.  she pokes at it, looking for the vein again,
    puts the tourniquet on and still can't locate it.  gets the blood
    pressure cup, cuts off the circulation to my arm, says she found it,
    sticks me with the needle, and proceeds to go fishing inside my
    arm...all the while telling me to relax and only make a fist when she
    tells me to.  this goes on for about 2 minutes (tho it felt like
    forever) and then she takes out the needle and says she couldn't get it
    and i was done.  that's it????  you're not going to try the other arm
    or have someone else who knows what the hell they are doing give it a 
    try???  i was not a happy camper.  it's a stressful enough for me as 
    my veins are smarter than needles, but i do it because i know it's
    a good thing to do, even tho it hurts, but to be treated almost coldly
    really makes me mad.  then she tells me even tho i gave no blood, i am
    not eligible to give again until the full 56 days...AND she made me sit
    down and have a juice and a cookie (not that i am knocking the snacks,
    but i was annoyed already for not being able to give, i didn't want to
    be told to have eats just like everyone else who gave).    
    
    and now i have a nice visible SORE hole in my arm, surrounded by orange
    smudge which is going to cause everyone to ask me about the blood i
    didn't donate... 
    
    :<
    
    
12.13028ACISS1::BATTISA few cards short of a full deckMon Mar 25 1996 18:242
    
    well I'm waiting for doc to put in his bball results.
12.13029WAHOO::LEVESQUEcontents under pressureMon Mar 25 1996 18:447
    It was pitiful. We're all sucking wind in a major way. Nobody's got any
    wind or legs or shooting touch. I'd give up for good if I didn't
    remember how horribly we played the first time after winter last year.
    
    I think that unfortunately I will have to be seeing a doctor for my
    knees in the very near future. I'm hobbled. This is not good. Not at
    all. :-/
12.13030ACISS1::BATTISA few cards short of a full deckMon Mar 25 1996 19:084
    
    well doc, I remember when a group of us used to play at lunch time, and
    sucking wind was a major problem for a couple of days. After that, it
    wasn't to bad. sorry to hear about the knees, sounds painful..
12.13031MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Tue Mar 26 1996 01:124
TTHT:
    Packaged up my old 14.4 modem and docs to send to #1 daughter but 
    can't find the software distro.

12.13032BSS::E_WALKERTue Mar 26 1996 02:162
         Today the weather is lousy. There's a blizzard outside, the roads
    are covered with ice, and it's supposed to be spring. I hate March.
12.13033:-(USAT05::HALLRGod loves even you!Tue Mar 26 1996 10:0726
    Met a potnetial business partner yesterday (ttl) but he took us to eat
    lunch at, u guessed it, a
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Mexican Restaurant!
12.13034GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheTue Mar 26 1996 11:264
    
    tthln:  discovering how expensive it is to stay in the d.c. area...
    
    
12.13035BIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoTue Mar 26 1996 11:354
	raq, they gotta pay for them salaries for doing nothing but whinning
somehow! :-)

12.13036ACISS2::LEECHDia do bheatha.Tue Mar 26 1996 11:385
    Winter is still here.  Wind chill of 4 F when I left for work this
    morning.  Low tonight of 19.
    
    Like I've been saying all along, Spring will not arrive for another
    week or so.
12.13037PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BTue Mar 26 1996 14:055
  the guy who sits next to me keeps pronouncing "subsidiary" 
  "subsiderary".  he's said it about 50 times in the last half hour.
  i might have to kill him.

12.13038ACISS1::BATTISA few cards short of a full deckTue Mar 26 1996 14:062
    
    do it di
12.13039POLAR::RICHARDSONAlrighty, bye bye then.Tue Mar 26 1996 14:071
    Just be thankful he isn't saying orientated subsiderary.
12.13040SMURF::BINDERUva uvam vivendo variatTue Mar 26 1996 14:161
    Be even more thankful that it's no longer the month of Febuary.
12.13041SMURF::WALTERSTue Mar 26 1996 14:173
    Shouldn't you wait until the Perfect Death Penalty V1 (PDP-1)
    is up and running.  You wouldn't want to get off because of someone's
    errors would you?
12.13042LANDO::OLIVER_BTue Mar 26 1996 14:173
    you think that's bad?  i get a dec stock quote every half
    hour and then i have to listen to their lame-ass explanations
    about what's going on.  and i thought i was an amature!
12.13043ACISS1::BATTISA few cards short of a full deckTue Mar 26 1996 14:192
    
    Oph, Digital stock is your *friend*
12.13044LANDO::OLIVER_BTue Mar 26 1996 14:274
    if i want to know the stock price, i'll find out for 
    myself _and_ i won't announce it to the entire world
    when i do.  i don't need no pseudo-louis rukheisers
    mouthing on and on about every stock nuance.
12.13045CSLALL::HENDERSONWe shall behold Him!Tue Mar 26 1996 14:323

 Tell him to go to the libary and look up the correct pronunciation.
12.13046SOLVIT::KRAWIECKItumble to remove burrsTue Mar 26 1996 14:356
    
    
    Oooops!!
    
    Looks like Di and Oph might go "nuculer"!!
    
12.13047ACISS1::BATTISA few cards short of a full deckTue Mar 26 1996 14:392
    
    nonsense Andy, di and oph are the model of decorum.
12.13048LANDO::OLIVER_BTue Mar 26 1996 14:401
    yes, mark.  and i do like your p_name.
12.13049Whooooooooooooooooosh!!!SOLVIT::KRAWIECKItumble to remove burrsTue Mar 26 1996 14:412
    
    re: .13047
12.13050SPECXN::CONLONTue Mar 26 1996 14:425
    It used to bug me when people at work would say "PERIPHIAL" instead
    of "peripheral" - as in peripheral devices.

    I couldn't figure out how this mispronunciation was so widespread
    among Digital employees I knew around the country.
12.13051POLAR::RICHARDSONAlrighty, bye bye then.Tue Mar 26 1996 15:063
    nonsense Andy?
    
    Is that what we're calling him now?
12.13052SOLVIT::KRAWIECKItumble to remove burrsTue Mar 26 1996 15:0812
    
    
    Let's get this straight (again)....
    
    
    "Whoooooooooooosh" is the sound of something going over one's head.
    
    
    "Braaaaaaaaaappppppp" is the sound of something coming out (usually in
    a gaseous state) from the opposite end of the head (as in above the
    neck) region...
    
12.13053GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheTue Mar 26 1996 15:475
    
    
    tth:  killer peppercinis (or however you spell it)....
    
    
12.13054SMURF::BINDERUva uvam vivendo variatTue Mar 26 1996 15:484
    ttht.
    
    Editor cut the good part from my review of pianist/composer/stage-wit
    John Bayless.
12.13055PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BTue Mar 26 1996 15:534
  dougo comes all the way out to massatwoshits and i don't
  get to meet him.  that's a fine how-do-you-do.

12.13056PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BTue Mar 26 1996 15:552
  or new hampster, whatever.
12.13057LANDO::OLIVER_BTue Mar 26 1996 15:561
    kind-a sexist if you ax me.
12.13058MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Tue Mar 26 1996 16:028
>  or new hampster, whatever.

Well, if you'd been at ZKO at lunch time, you, too, could have met him.
Didn't he announce in the 'boxtravel note that he wuz gonna be here today?
(Why, yes, he did.)

I would have even had lunch with you.

12.13059SMURF::BINDERUva uvam vivendo variatTue Mar 26 1996 16:051
    You're a hard man, Lucky Jack.
12.13060MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Tue Mar 26 1996 16:073
    DougO didn't visit???  Why did this has to happen???
    
    (Good Clinton commercial on violence!)
12.13061PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BTue Mar 26 1996 16:0713
>Well, if you'd been at ZKO at lunch time, you, too, could have met him.
>Didn't he announce in the 'boxtravel note that he wuz gonna be here today?
>(Why, yes, he did.)

	i typically don't invite myself to things.  

>I would have even had lunch with you.

	wow - now that's what i call a sacrifice. ;>
	well, i blew it as usual, i guess.


12.13062MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Tue Mar 26 1996 16:1210
There wasn't really anything to invite yourself to. He was just in the building,
as he said he would be, and called me, as I'd asked him to, and I met him in
the hallway and spoke for a few minutes, and came back here and said that it
was a TTLT to meet him, and then Dick sent mail asking where he could meet
him, so I walked all the way back to the cafe to meet Dick and introduce
them, and then I came back here. And if you'd been here, I would be have been
glad to walk all the way back there to do it again.

AND have lunch with you.

12.13063DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Tue Mar 26 1996 16:129
    
    
    	Maybe where you are Steve.  Here it's sunny, mid 50's.
    	Going to be in the forties the next couple days but then
    	it's supposed to be back in the 50's by Friday.
    
    	I bought flower seeds at lunch today.  =)
    
    	
12.13064SOLVIT::KRAWIECKItumble to remove burrsTue Mar 26 1996 16:167
    
    >tth:  killer peppercinis (or however you spell it)....
    
    Ain't no such animal, raq...
    
    They's about .5 on the "5-alarm" scale...
    
12.13065WAHOO::LEVESQUEcontents under pressureTue Mar 26 1996 16:173
    >and i thought i was an amature!
     
     You, too, huh? :-)                       
12.13066BUSY::SLABOUNTYSupra = idiot driver magnetTue Mar 26 1996 16:173
    
    	Pepperoncini, I believe.
    
12.13067GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheTue Mar 26 1996 16:209
    
    >They's about a .5 on the "5-alarm" scale...
    
    
    except when you swallow some of the juice before you are ready and it
    goes into your lungs causing you to go into a coughing fit that leaves
    you with runny eyes and a headache...
    
    
12.13068SOLVIT::KRAWIECKItumble to remove burrsTue Mar 26 1996 16:217
    
    
    Well, dear... you didn't say you had a biological dysfunction with the
    thing!!!
    
     :)
    
12.13069WAHOO::LEVESQUEcontents under pressureTue Mar 26 1996 16:222
    Being unable to return the hospitality shown me chez DougO during his
    trip east.
12.13070re .13067EVMS::MORONEYwhile (!asleep) sheep++;Tue Mar 26 1996 16:233
12.13071BIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoTue Mar 26 1996 16:304

	Lucky Jack.... I can't believe I was able to follow what you had said.
Maybe my brain is starting to develop??? :-)
12.13072PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BTue Mar 26 1996 16:4410
  .13062  it didn't sound, from his notes about it, that he would
	  necessarily have time to have lunch with anyone.  
	  i suppose i could have taken the half-hour drive up there to
	  meet him for 2 minutes in the hallway, but that would have been
	  a bit absurd.  not that lunch with you wouldn't have been the
	  high point of my week, mind you. ;>

	  i'm just bumbed that i didn't get to meet him.  please let
	  me be bumbed. ;>
12.13073MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Tue Mar 26 1996 16:487
>	it didn't sound, from his notes about it, that he would
>	necessarily have time to have lunch with anyone.  

Thass right. He didn't have the time, and he didn't have lunch with
anyone - well - actually he had lunch with his business associates
with whom he was here, but not with Dick or myself.

12.13074PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BTue Mar 26 1996 16:513
   .13073  yes, i gathered that.  my "that's a fine how-do-you-do" was
	   just a joke, Jack.
12.13075WAHOO::LEVESQUEcontents under pressureTue Mar 26 1996 16:566
    >	  i'm just bumbed that i didn't get to meet him.  please let
    >	  me be bumbed. ;>
    
     Tell you what. Why not go out to dinner tonight to, say, a nice,
    italian resto and have some good food and wine. That oughtta take the
    edge off things. :-)
12.13076DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Tue Mar 26 1996 17:065
    
    
    	Receiving some disturbing news from and about someone
    	close to me.
    
12.13077MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Tue Mar 26 1996 17:438
    Di:
    
    Since DougO is a Berkeley type, just go to a restaurant in Cambridge
    and put in the seat across from you a blow up doll with a long
    ponytail, five ear rings, a peace sign on the tee shirt and on the back
    on it have it say National Hemp Society.
    
    -Jack
12.13078NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Mar 26 1996 17:461
How do you do the earring bit with an inflatable doll?
12.13079BIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoTue Mar 26 1996 17:483

	Easy, clip-ons
12.13080GIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Tue Mar 26 1996 19:435
Came in to find my workstation had been shutdown last night. Nothing in the 
error log (looks like a "hard re-set" had been done", and no friendly little 
note explaining why. 

\C
12.13081BUSY::SLABOUNTYThailboat!!Tue Mar 26 1996 19:523
    
    	"Hard reset"?  IE, someone flipped the switch to "off"?
    
12.13082GIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Tue Mar 26 1996 20:165
That's the one - it must have been done at about 10p.m.  My PC, on the same 
power supply, was alive and well (as well as can be expected)
Oooh, it makes a body cross!

\C
12.13083POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Full Body FrisksWed Mar 27 1996 00:135
    
    Toilet problems!  Speaker problems!  AAAAAAAAAAAGH!
    
    8^p
    
12.13084USAT02::HALLRGod loves even you!Wed Mar 27 1996 00:181
    i told u that u shoulda stopped by...:-)
12.13086CSLALL::HENDERSONWe shall behold Him!Wed Mar 27 1996 02:003

 Hopefully the 2 problems are not related..
12.13087where's my pillow?WAHOO::LEVESQUEcontents under pressureWed Mar 27 1996 11:013
    Having to attend a concept review yawnfest this am, and possibly
    afternoon as well. :-< After a night with even less sleep than usual,
    it's going to be a royal struggle to remain conscious.
12.13088CSC32::M_EVANSIt doesn't get better than......Wed Mar 27 1996 11:126
    flu/cold/fever kind of plague  shold make lif exciting to try and work
    with it.  No I am NOT going into the office to share this.  Being a
    selfish person I think I will just keep the bugs in the family, rather
    than hearing people say "Thanks for sharing that with me, ACTCHOO!"  
    
    meg
12.13089ACISS1::BATTISA few cards short of a full deckWed Mar 27 1996 11:303
    
    heck meg, share the wealth with your co-workers, they'll love you
    for it.
12.13090POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Full Body FrisksWed Mar 27 1996 11:509
    
    TTHLN:
    
    I never did manage to fix the stereo so that the speakers were working. 
    The stereo works - all the switches light up and the lights that show
    the volume move - but no sound comes out of the speakers.
    
    Blurgh.
    
12.13091ACISS1::BATTISA few cards short of a full deckWed Mar 27 1996 11:524
    
    .13090
    
    heck deb, did you remember to hook up the speaker cable.
12.13092CSC32::M_EVANSIt doesn't get better than......Wed Mar 27 1996 11:546
    Did you pull the speaker cables with the amplifier powered on?  
    
    If so you may have blown a couple of fuses, if this is a good, older
    system.  I don't know what the protections are on newer stereos if any.
    
    meg
12.13093ACISS2::LEECHDia do bheatha.Wed Mar 27 1996 11:552
    How do you have the speakers hooked up?   What kind of stereo?  Have
    you changed the set-up recently, causing it to stop working?   
12.13094GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheWed Mar 27 1996 11:568
    
    tth:  being very tired the last few days...been difficult getting out
    of bed in the morning.
    
    and drinking so much flippin' water yesterday i think i peed about 8
    times since lunch...which isn't all that much a tth, except when half
    of them made you wake up and get out of bed to do it... 
    
12.13095WAHOO::LEVESQUEcontents under pressureWed Mar 27 1996 11:576
    Think catheter, Raq. :-)
    
    TTHY:
    
     Leaving my wallet locked in my desk yesterday, and not realizing it
    until I got to the store and had no $ and no ATM card.
12.13096POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Full Body FrisksWed Mar 27 1996 12:0214
    >Did you pull the speaker cables with the amplifier powered on?  
    
    Uh-oh.  I might have done this.
    
    >If so you may have blown a couple of fuses, if this is a good, older
    >system.  I don't know what the protections are on newer stereos if any.
    
    Where do I find these fuses to replace?  Do I have to fiddle around
    with the insides?  I'm not very mechanically inclined.
    
    It's an older stereo.
    
    
     
12.13097CSC32::M_EVANSIt doesn't get better than......Wed Mar 27 1996 12:057
    Surely in this file there is a hardware person in your area who can
    help you out.  Maybe a certain tri-color, devestating older male with a
    great car and warped sense of humor?  ;-)  
    
    Sorry I would, but I am a little out of the neighborhood.
    
    meg
12.13098PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Mar 27 1996 12:063
  the quintessential damsel in distress strikes again. ;>

12.13099POLAR::RICHARDSONAlrighty, bye bye then.Wed Mar 27 1996 12:062
    If you shorted the outputs, then most likely the fuses are blown. It
    might require opening the chassis to change the fuses.
12.13100POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Full Body FrisksWed Mar 27 1996 12:114
    
    Hey, I know how to do SOME things myself 8^)!
    
    
12.13101BIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoWed Mar 27 1996 12:197
| <<< Note 12.13100 by POWDML::HANGGELI "Little Chamber of Full Body Frisks" >>>


| Hey, I know how to do SOME things myself 8^)!


	Like being beautiful.....and changing a tranny in a 57 chevy? :-)
12.13102POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Full Body FrisksWed Mar 27 1996 12:234
    
    I changed a headlight on my car once.  Only took me 3 hours and 2
    broken nails.
    
12.13103SUBSYS::NEUMYERYour memory still hangin roundWed Mar 27 1996 12:249
    
    Lots of things around here...
    
    No real work on our current project for about 3 months.
    
    	Have to get calling cards to make non DTN calls from conference
    rooms.
    
    ed
12.13104ACISS2::LEECHDia do bheatha.Wed Mar 27 1996 12:2513
    >Did you pull the speaker cables with the amplifier powered on?
    
    I've done this with receivers and separate amps before, without incident 
    (and on one cheap, older receiver).  I've also plugged the wire back in 
    to the speaker with the receiver/amp turned on.  Not the best way to do 
    things (I forgot the amps were on, in my instances), but normally it 
    won't hurt anything (unless you use bare speaker wire and a strand happens 
    to touch the opposite pole...this presents a short to the amplifier and is 
    very likely to damage the amp- or at least take out your fuses, if you
    have any).
    
    
    -steve    
12.13105POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Full Body FrisksWed Mar 27 1996 12:264
    
    <-- What was that in English?
    
    
12.13106CONSLT::MCBRIDEKeep hands &amp; feet inside ride at all timesWed Mar 27 1996 12:294
    He said he was an audio geek and you most likely didn't do anything
    wrong.  hth.
    
    I suggest you try pushing the mute button back to the off position.  
12.13107POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Full Body FrisksWed Mar 27 1996 12:326
    
                                        ,.',.'
    <-- I already thought of that 8^pPppPPP,.',.'
                                         ,.',.'
                                           ,.'
    
12.13108ACISS1::BATTISA few cards short of a full deckWed Mar 27 1996 12:392
    
    deb, chuck the stereo and pick up a book instead.
12.13110ACISS1::BATTISA few cards short of a full deckWed Mar 27 1996 12:402
    
    doc, did they make you bag groceries for your purchases?
12.13111it only takes one stray strand of wire...ACISS2::LEECHDia do bheatha.Wed Mar 27 1996 12:4126
    In English:
    
    Assuming that you are using bare speaker wire, it is possible
    (especially on the receiver end, where the connectors are usually close
    together) to "cross wires" accidentally.  This means that your speaker 
    wire contacts both the + and the - at the same time, which is basically
    a dead short to the amp. 
    
    Amps with decent protection circuitry can be forgiving of this (they
    just shut down until things are back to normal), but most receivers-
    especially older, cheaper ones- are not as forgiving.  You either end up 
    with blown fuses (should you have internal fuses) or a damaged 
    amplifier...or both.
    
    My suggestion is to find the "speaker selector" button/switch (should
    it have one...most recievers do) and try pushing it once or twice. 
    Your problem with no sound may simply be that you pushed the speaker
    selector switch by accident, and have basically "turned off" the power
    to the terminals that you have your speakers connected to.
    
    This may not be the problem, but it's a quick and easy thing to check
    before you start taking your receiver apart, looking for blown fuses. 
    8^)
    
    
    -steve
12.13112CONSLT::MCBRIDEKeep hands &amp; feet inside ride at all timesWed Mar 27 1996 12:4936
    Well, I was only trying to help out here.  This was the problem an
    ex-so had with her new receiver.  
    
    First, RTFM and look for diagnosis steps to take when those symptoms
    occur.  You do still have the manual don't you?  
    
    If you get no sound out of your speakers, you may have the speaker
    selector switch turned to the wrong set i.e. your cables are connected
    to the A set and the switch set to B.  Check to make sure your
    accessories are connected correctly as well.  If you have the patch
    cords messed up, you won't get sound from the source.  
    
    Trun the volume up slightly, never over half way and listen for a buzz
    or hiss from the speakers.  Does the sound increase and decrease as you
    adjust the volume?  If so, it is probably the source.  
    
    If you are getting power i.e. the lights all come on, you may have done
    something to the amplifier section.  If it was fused, the whole deal
    should shut down.  There is usually a fuse carrier on the back.  Look
    for a round, black knurled "knob" that says FUSE.  Twist this counter
    clockwise to release the fuse carrier and look to see if the element
    has blown.  Most likely this is not the case.   
    
    Usually one channel will go and not both unless you really messed up
    the and shorted both speaker leads on both speakers.  Check the
    connections at teh amp and the speaker to make sure there are no stray
    strands shorting the connection.  In fact, do this first before you do
    anything else.  Some amps are fairly robust and can take being shorted
    out.  Most mid-fi amps/receivers are not so tolerant.  
    
    If all of the above don't produce anything, you may have to go inside
    and take a look for onboard fuses that may have blown or breakers that
    may have tripped.  You may even have a red breaker button on the back
    panel of the unit.  
    
    Brian 
12.13113BIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoWed Mar 27 1996 12:493

	Deb...horrors...did that mean you had to wear 3 Lee Press-on Nails?
12.13114LANDO::OLIVER_BWed Mar 27 1996 12:552
    we're moving upstairs today.  turf wars galore at PKO.
    i'll miss being so close to the exit door.
12.13115POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Full Body FrisksWed Mar 27 1996 12:5871
    
    >Assuming that you are using bare speaker wire, it is possible
    >(especially on the receiver end, where the connectors are usually close
    >together) to "cross wires" accidentally.  This means that your speaker 
    >wire contacts both the + and the - at the same time, which is basically
    >a dead short to the amp. 
    
    OK, so I should make sure that the two strands don't touch anywhere.  I
    will check this out tonight.
    
    >My suggestion is to find the "speaker selector" button/switch (should
    >it have one...most recievers do) and try pushing it once or twice. 
    >Your problem with no sound may simply be that you pushed the speaker
    >selector switch by accident, and have basically "turned off" the power
    >to the terminals that you have your speakers connected to.
    
    I did this repeatedly, no luck.
    
    >First, RTFM and look for diagnosis steps to take when those symptoms
    >occur.  You do still have the manual don't you?  
    
    Absolutely!  In fact, I looked under the troubleshooting part and under
    "no sound" I checked (a) power cord plugged in?  (b) speakers
    attached? (c) only one speaker button pressed?  All yes.
    
    It then said that if the receiver heated up abnormally for any reason
    the sound would cut off, and to let it cool and try again later.  So I
    switched the whole thing off and tried again this morning - no luck.
    
    >If you get no sound out of your speakers, you may have the speaker
    >selector switch turned to the wrong set i.e. your cables are connected
    >to the A set and the switch set to B.  Check to make sure your
    >accessories are connected correctly as well.  If you have the patch
    >cords messed up, you won't get sound from the source.  
    
    Checked this already.  I even tried using the B set instead of the A
    set, no luck.
    
    >Trun the volume up slightly, never over half way and listen for a buzz
    >or hiss from the speakers.  Does the sound increase and decrease as you
    >adjust the volume?  If so, it is probably the source.  
    
    Not a sound, not one.  No music, no buzz, no hiss, nothing.
    
    >If you are getting power i.e. the lights all come on, you may have done
    >something to the amplifier section.  If it was fused, the whole deal
    >should shut down.  There is usually a fuse carrier on the back.  Look
    >for a round, black knurled "knob" that says FUSE.  Twist this counter
    >clockwise to release the fuse carrier and look to see if the element
    >has blown.  Most likely this is not the case.   
    
    I will look at this tonight anyway.
    
    >Usually one channel will go and not both unless you really messed up
    >the and shorted both speaker leads on both speakers.  Check the
    >connections at teh amp and the speaker to make sure there are no stray
    >strands shorting the connection.  In fact, do this first before you do
    >anything else.  Some amps are fairly robust and can take being shorted
    >out.  Most mid-fi amps/receivers are not so tolerant.  
    
    The cord on one speaker IS cut and mended, so I will make sure the
    wires aren't touching.  It worked before, but then I moved it last
    night.
    
    >If all of the above don't produce anything, you may have to go inside
    >and take a look for onboard fuses that may have blown or breakers that
    >may have tripped.  You may even have a red breaker button on the back
    >panel of the unit.  
     
    I will check this too.  Thanks, guys 8^).
    
12.13116DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Wed Mar 27 1996 13:145
    
    
    	Being very tired again today.  I'll be glad when the new place
    	is finally all together......... yawn.
    
12.13117SOLVIT::KRAWIECKItumble to remove burrsWed Mar 27 1996 13:159
    
    
    JJ
    
    Did you hear the pitter-patter of bird-man feet this morning on
    your porch????
    
    
    :)
12.13118DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Wed Mar 27 1996 13:244
    
    
    	Nope........  you were there?  =)
    
12.13119SOLVIT::KRAWIECKItumble to remove burrsWed Mar 27 1996 13:268
    
    
    Yep...
    
    And **YOU* were late for work!!!!
    
     :) :)
    
12.13120ACISS1::BATTISA few cards short of a full deckWed Mar 27 1996 13:312
    
    deb, buy a new stereo, problem solved
12.13121BIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoWed Mar 27 1996 13:363

	Was Andy peeking in JJ's windows? 
12.13122DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Wed Mar 27 1996 13:4310
    
    
    	re: Andy
    
    	And your point is?  =)   I have school tonite and won't
    	get in till after 11:00 so we slept in a little this 
    	morning.
    
    	What time were you there?
    
12.13123SOLVIT::KRAWIECKItumble to remove burrsWed Mar 27 1996 13:519
    
    
    Nope... not peeking. I just saw the red, go-fast car in the back
    yard...
    
    Don't recall what time it was... but there was "natural light" out...
    
    ;)
    
12.13124ACISS1::BATTISA few cards short of a full deckWed Mar 27 1996 13:522
    
    Andy, she left beer out for you? how thoughtful
12.13125SOLVIT::KRAWIECKItumble to remove burrsWed Mar 27 1996 13:545
    
    Sorry Mark... I agree with Glenn(s)
    
    "Natural Light" and beer in the same sentence is an oxymoron.
     ^       ^
12.13126WMOIS::GIROUARD_CWed Mar 27 1996 15:501
    knot in my left calve for two days now...
12.13127PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Mar 27 1996 15:544
  .13126  calf

	  hth
12.13128POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Full Body FrisksWed Mar 27 1996 15:543
    
    Unless you're giving birth 8^).
    
12.13129NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Mar 27 1996 15:561
Mebbe he's got Mad Cow Disease.
12.13130PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Mar 27 1996 15:593
 gerald, are you implying he might be a cow (chip)?

12.13131NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Mar 27 1996 16:001
Maybe he's a fan of The Simpsons.  Don't have a cow, Chip!
12.13132PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Mar 27 1996 16:032
we're all being knotty.

12.13133ACISS2::LEECHDia do bheatha.Wed Mar 27 1996 16:2215
    It's blowing night!
    
    
    I always look forward to it until I start bowling.  Last week started
    out average (188, 21somthing), then went to hell in a handbasket.  Not
    really sure why.  Ended up with a very low 500 series.  Ick!! (after a
    mid 600 series was bowled in practice a few days earlier).
    
    This weekend, I nearly hit a 700 in practice, so I imagine I'll be in
    the mid 400's tonight, so my average can plummet yet again.  I won't
    even average in the 180's if I keep it up (I normally average in the
    upper 190's, to put this in proper perspective).
    
    
    -steve
12.13134POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Full Body FrisksWed Mar 27 1996 16:256
    
    Little Tykes!  Little Tykes!  Aren't there any other manufacturers of
    kiddie-crap other than Little Tykes?
    
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
    
12.13135PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Mar 27 1996 16:273
 .13134 yes, there's Slightly Larger and More Irritating Tykes.  but
	you don't hear about them much.
12.13136POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Full Body FrisksWed Mar 27 1996 16:318
    
    I'm so glad to know that I won't be partaking in 3 of The Five Most 
    Important Events In A Woman's Life (1st Communion, Prom, Wedding,
    Mother of the Bride and 50th Wedding Anniversary).
                                            
    I wonder what the Five Most Important Events In A Man's Life are?
    
     
12.13137POLAR::RICHARDSONAlrighty, bye bye then.Wed Mar 27 1996 16:325
    1. Rub
    2. Scratch
    3. {Brap}
    4. {toot}
    5. oo er
12.13138NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Mar 27 1996 16:325
It's Little Tikes, not Little Tykes.  Did I tell you about my bargain?
I picked up a Little Tikes Activity Gym, which usually goes for $170,
for $106 plus there was a $30 rebate.  It seems they decided to change
colors, so they closed out the old model.  This beast takes up most of
our living room.
12.13139SUBSYS::NEUMYERYour memory still hangin roundWed Mar 27 1996 16:3411
    
    re .13136
    
    Probably
    
    	Getting first car, first legal beer, first *&^&%^, second *&***
    and each subsequent ^%$#^
    
    many :-)'s
    
    ed
12.13140POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Full Body FrisksWed Mar 27 1996 16:3513
     
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                     AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
                                     aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
                                                       aaaaaaaa
                                                               ggg
                                                                  hhhh.
                                                                       .   
                                                                        .
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12.13141PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Mar 27 1996 16:403
 you eloped, debster?

12.13142POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Full Body FrisksWed Mar 27 1996 16:413
    
    Naah, I'm not Catholic!
    
12.13143PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Mar 27 1996 16:456
    
>    Naah, I'm not Catholic!

    er, okay.  i'm confused, i just know it.
    

12.13144BUSY::SLABOUNTYThe call me Dr. LoveWed Mar 27 1996 16:459
    
    	I'm eating a rather large steak/peppers/onions grinder from the
    	cafeteria, and it's doing what most large grinders do when you
    	pick them up ... namely, emit pieces of food all over the place
    	when you attempt to do something silly like eat it.
    
    	Well, apparently I dropped a piece of pepper down my sleeve,
    	since there's a greasy sensation somewhere around my elbow.
    
12.13145CSLALL::HENDERSONWe shall behold Him!Wed Mar 27 1996 16:463

 How unfortunate.
12.13146BUSY::SLABOUNTYThe call me Dr. LoveWed Mar 27 1996 16:536
    
    	Oh, it gets much worse.  There's now a greasy sensation some-
    	where around my OTHER elbow also.
    
    	Calgon, take me away!!
    
12.13147ACISS1::BATTISA few cards short of a full deckWed Mar 27 1996 17:003
    
    thanks for sharing shawn, I suddenly feel like I actually contribute
    worthwhile comments, when compared to your entries, that is.
12.13148WMOIS::GIROUARD_CWed Mar 27 1996 17:043
    did i say calve? i meant calf... 
    
    thanks all... :-)
12.13149POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Full Body FrisksWed Mar 27 1996 17:083
    
    Who shared Shawn?
    
12.13150SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerWed Mar 27 1996 17:135
    re: .13136
    
    Gee, you did better than me, I'll only miss that last two. 
    :-) :-)
    
12.13151MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Wed Mar 27 1996 17:254
    Shawn,
    
    It gives you the wind something fierce.  I told you to stay away from
    it!!!!
12.13152BUSY::SLABOUNTYch-ch-ch-ch-ha-ha-ha-haWed Mar 27 1996 17:308
    
    	Jack, I'm playing pool tonight.  And when your opponents can't
    	breathe there's a good chance they won't be able to make the
    	shots either.
    
    	I think I'll compound this "situation" with a pepperoni and
    	sausage pizza tonight, just to make sure.
    
12.13153ACISS2::LEECHDia do bheatha.Wed Mar 27 1996 18:012
    <--- What you really need are 5 or 6 Whitecastle (tm) burgers and a
    quart of Colt 45...  
12.13154GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheWed Mar 27 1996 18:058
    
    di, since deb isn't catholic, she didn't make her first communion. 
    because she isn't ever having children (a guess...), she'll never be a
    mother of the bride, and since she swears to never get married again,
    she won't see her 50th wedding anniversary...therefore, she only did
    the prom and the wedding...make more sense now??
    
    
12.13155PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Mar 27 1996 18:094
 .13154 thanks, raq baby.  deb had explained it to me via e-mail.
	i originally thought that she was saying she would never
	be doing any of the five.
12.13156GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheWed Mar 27 1996 18:156
    
    i 'splained for nuttin'???  sheeeshh....that's how my day's been going,
    i tell ya...
    
    :>
    
12.13157WAHOO::LEVESQUEcontents under pressureWed Mar 27 1996 18:211
    My-sterious "segmentation fault" coupled with NFH from decladebug.
12.13158SCASS1::BARBER_Anod nod bang flip twirl twirlWed Mar 27 1996 18:301
    -1 I know what you mean.
12.13159BUSY::SLABOUNTYA Momentary Lapse of ReasonWed Mar 27 1996 18:363
    
    	Technodweebs ... eesh!!
    
12.13160ACISS1::BATTISA few cards short of a full deckWed Mar 27 1996 18:374
    
    .13157
    
    sounds contagious, I'd be careful.
12.13161ACISS1::BATTISA few cards short of a full deckWed Mar 27 1996 18:593
    
    well, iffen mz_debra was fixing to ever celebrate her golden
    anniversary, she better start husband hunting soon.
12.13162POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Full Body FrisksWed Mar 27 1996 19:004
    
    Yeah, I am getting up there towards Senior Citizendom.
    
    
12.13163ACISS1::BATTISA few cards short of a full deckWed Mar 27 1996 19:044
    
    .13162
    
    umm, umm, me think um put um foot in um's mouth, no?
12.13164POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Full Body FrisksWed Mar 27 1996 19:105
    
    No no, it's true.  Every morning when I try to get out of bed I realize
    how old I am because everything aches.
    
    
12.13165SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerWed Mar 27 1996 19:185
    re: .13164
    
    That's because you're sleeping in contorted postions
    to avoid disturbing the cats. :-)
    
12.13166:)SOLVIT::KRAWIECKItumble to remove burrsWed Mar 27 1996 19:215
    
    <------
    
    Voice of experience???
    
12.13167POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Full Body FrisksWed Mar 27 1996 19:243
    
    You know, when she's right, she's right 8^).
    
12.13168it keeps going...and going...TROOA::BUTKOVICHstop the madness!Wed Mar 27 1996 19:252
    TTHT - At least 12 people let go from MCS in TRO today.  I only knew
           one of them to say "hi" to in the hall.
12.13169ACISS1::BATTISA few cards short of a full deckWed Mar 27 1996 19:283
    
    odd chris, that they would do it on a wednesday. usually it's on
    a monday. can't wait for next week.
12.13170CONSLT::MCBRIDEKeep hands &amp; feet inside ride at all timesWed Mar 27 1996 19:534
    TTHT: Not striking while the iron was sizzling.  I snoozed and lost. 
    Darn, darn, darn, darn, darn......
    
    
12.13171BIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoWed Mar 27 1996 19:5612
12.13172CONSLT::MCBRIDEKeep hands &amp; feet inside ride at all timesWed Mar 27 1996 20:041
    Check the mileage in/out.  Charge them a joyriding fee.  
12.13173BUSY::SLABOUNTYA seemingly endless timeWed Mar 27 1996 20:213
    
    	Nissan Sentra, isn't it?  Make that a nuisance tax.
    
12.13174BIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoWed Mar 27 1996 20:223

	Brian, I forgot to do that before I gave them the car. I usually do.
12.13175BIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoWed Mar 27 1996 20:336
| <<< Note 12.13173 by BUSY::SLABOUNTY "A seemingly endless time" >>>


| Nissan Sentra, isn't it?  Make that a nuisance tax.

	Shawn, you made this mistake before. It is a Celica. :-)
12.13176BUSY::SLABOUNTYA seemingly endless timeWed Mar 27 1996 20:425
    
    	Oh, you got rid of the Sentra?
    
    	8^)
    
12.13177BIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoWed Mar 27 1996 21:223

	Yup...almost 2 full years ago....it died.
12.13178BUSY::SLABOUNTYA swift kick in the butt - $1Wed Mar 27 1996 21:286
    
    	Oh, I was kidding.  8^)
    
    	I thought you meant that you had had a Celica all along [which
    	I had been mistaking for a Sentra], and had never owned a Sentra.
    
12.13179SHRCTR::PJOHNSONaut disce, aut discedeWed Mar 27 1996 21:297
re:"<--- What you really need are 5 or 6 Whitecastle (tm) burgers and
a quart of Colt 45...  "

or if it's formal, a bottle of Bali-Hai and the burgers.

Peet

12.13180BUSY::SLABOUNTYA swift kick in the butt - $1Wed Mar 27 1996 21:314
    
    	I've been burping up onions and peppers for about 1/2 hour
    	or so.
    
12.13181BSS::PROCTOR_RUnmarried Childless Head of HouseholdWed Mar 27 1996 22:449
    >  <<< Note 12.13164 by POWDML::HANGGELI "Little Chamber of Full Body 
    > No no, it's true.  Every morning when I try to get out of bed I realize
    >    how old I am because everything aches.
    
    
    could this be becuz of what you were doing last night?
    
    I tole ya not to try the Mazola Twister game w/out warming up first.
    
12.13182MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Mar 27 1996 23:156
TTHT:
   Still stoking the damn woodstove.

   (Yes - I know that probably in topic 11, somewhere last October, I
    was noting that stoking the woodstove was a TTL.)

12.13183ACISS2::LEECHDia do bheatha.Thu Mar 28 1996 11:193
    ttht:
    
    Lack of sleep and other assorted negatives...
12.13184NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Mar 28 1996 12:406
>    odd chris, that they would do it on a wednesday. usually it's on
>    a monday. can't wait for next week.

Different time zone.  U.S. Monday = Canadian Wednesday.  Since it's now
Saturday in Canada, I suspect we'll have to wait a couple of days till
the Canadian 'boxers verify this.
12.13185CTHU26::S_BURRIDGEThu Mar 28 1996 12:465
12.13186ACISS1::BATTISA few cards short of a full deckThu Mar 28 1996 13:083
    
    oh, now their calling it an excersise. can't wait to see how they do it
    for real.
12.13187ACISS1::BATTISA few cards short of a full deckThu Mar 28 1996 13:192
    
    well I hope chris and glenn, and joan survived the cutbacks.
12.13188SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerThu Mar 28 1996 14:0011
    Rommel's tests finally came back today.  4x the normal amount
    of adrenalin and 2x the normal amount of testosterone.  In others
    words, more adrenal disease :-( :-( .  Now it's time for little
    ferret chemotherapy.  Of course, finding a pharmacy which is able
    to compound the special dosage of lysodren and mix up the elixir
    is another thing in itself.  Seems you need extra schooling and 
    special equipment to do this in NH.  Plus, we'll have to fine tune
    the dosage as we go along to determine how much medication he can 
    have without throwing up and getting nauseous. And he'll most likely
    be on it for the rest of his life.  Poor little guy.  :-( :-(
    
12.13189DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Thu Mar 28 1996 14:127
    
    
    	... forecast of 1-3" of snow for tomorrow.  And I'll be
    	taking the day off.  PHOOEY!!
    
    	Old Man Winter can go the hell away anytime now!!
    
12.13190BUSY::SLABOUNTYAs you wishThu Mar 28 1996 14:153
    
    	I heard that we southerners might be getting almost 6".
    
12.13191BUSY::SLABOUNTYAs you wishThu Mar 28 1996 14:166
    
    	JJ, why are you off tomorrow?
    
    	Planning on staying out late tonight, maybe making a trek down
    	south to see a band or something?  8^)
    
12.13192SMURF::BINDERUva uvam vivendo variatThu Mar 28 1996 14:165
    .13188
    
    There's a pharmacy in Bedford that advertises its ability to concoct
    special prescriptions like what Rommel needs.  Sorry I don't recall the
    name.
12.13193DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Thu Mar 28 1996 14:275
    
    
    	Actually, Shawn, nope.  I'm not going to his gig in Dudley.
    	I'm just completely exhausted and need some sleep.
    
12.13194SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerThu Mar 28 1996 14:3312
    re: .13192
    
    Yes, I was told about them as well as Medicine World in Nashua.
    Since Medicine World is a little more convenient for me going
    back and forth to ZK, I called them first.  He can do the elixir,
    he just needs to make sure he can get the lysodren.  Hopefully, I'll
    know this afternoon if they have all they need to mix up his med.
    
    Thanks for the pointer, though, I'll have to contact them if 
    Medicine World can't do the job.
    
    
12.13195WMOIS::GIROUARD_CThu Mar 28 1996 14:403
    give Rommel my best.
    
    Chip
12.13196BSS::PROCTOR_RUnmarried Childless Head of HouseholdThu Mar 28 1996 15:5310
    >   Rommel's tests finally came back today.
    
    > ...ferret chemotherapy...
    
    whew!  you scared me, I thought for a minute that mebbe Rommel had come
    back reincarnated as a ferret. Shades of North Africa, and the War to
    end all Wars...
    
    hope the little guy's OK. (I assume he's a guy, given the 2x
    testosterone levels)..
12.13197BIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoThu Mar 28 1996 15:5811

	Called the body shop. They said the car is ready, but the pin stripes
won't be put on for a while. Now they tell me there is nothing wrong with the
car, and it has gas. I wonder what they took apart to put the gas in? I wonder
if it was anything I said that got them to put the gas in? I wonder if what the
whole problem was is that they didn't push the clutch in to start the car?



Glen
12.13198ACISS2::LEECHDia do bheatha.Thu Mar 28 1996 16:189
    .13189
    
    
    I hate to say this, but...
    
    I told you so!!!  8^)
    
    Old man winter is still here.  Spring has yet to arrive, it is late
    this year.  Ignore the calendar with impunity.
12.13199SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerThu Mar 28 1996 16:2217
    No, I don't think he's a reincarnation.  At any rate, I haven't
    seen any maps hanging in his cage yet..... :-)
    
    He's a pseudo he (neutered), although the elevated testosterone has 
    been playing havoc with his little ferret sexual identity.  Other 
    male ferrets, female ferrets, flannel blankets, vinyl chew toys and 
    human feet are aparently interchangeable for mating purposes..... :-)
    
    I will be using the pharmacy in Bedford after all.  Medicine World
    did not stock Lysodren and wanted me to pay for a 100 tablet supply
    (minimum order), which would be about 4 years worth of medication
    at $240 dollars + $30 a pop to make it up (not a really good deal, 
    since Lysodren has a two year shelf life).  Bedford stocks it, so I
    don't have to pay for a whole supply of pills, just what I use, 
    which will be somewhat cheaper, thank goodness.
    
    
12.13200ACISS2::LEECHDia do bheatha.Thu Mar 28 1996 16:2711
    
		 -------|------|------------
                        ++    ++
                        ||---M||
                        ||     |
                       /\-------\
                      (@@)       \
                      (  )        *
                    /
                Mad cow hate snarf!
    
12.13201SMURF::WALTERSThu Mar 28 1996 16:302
    I doubt Rommel would come back as a Ferret as it's a British armoured
    scout vehicle.  Then again....
12.13202SMURF::BINDERUva uvam vivendo variatThu Mar 28 1996 16:396
    .13196
    
    > Shades of North Africa, and the War to
    > end all Wars...
    
    Er, ackshully, the War to End All Wars was WWI, not WWII.
12.13203BUSY::SLABOUNTYBaroque: when you're out of MonetThu Mar 28 1996 16:454
    
    	Kind of a silly name when you think about it, eh?  As far as
    	I can tell, it DIDN'T end all wars.
    
12.13204boy; talk about the historically challenged! *8)BSS::PROCTOR_RUnmarried Childless Head of HouseholdThu Mar 28 1996 16:467
    >     Er, ackshully, the War to End All Wars was WWI, not WWII.
    
    no it wasn't! WWI was followed by WWtwice.
    
    so it wasn't the WTEAW, thankewverruhmuch...
    
    
12.13205ACISS1::BATTISA few cards short of a full deckThu Mar 28 1996 18:0612
    
    rumor has it we are losing 6 ASR's between Chicago and Santa Clara,
    on Monday. Have feeling it going to be another bloody Monday, like
    in Feb. con call on wednesday, topic of restructuring
    
                                   Impact to territory
                                   process used
                                   response to customer's
    
    leaves little to the imagination........
    
    will I survive again?????
12.13206SCASS1::BARBER_Anod nod bang flip twirl twirlThu Mar 28 1996 18:421
    I hope so.  I just saw the Janet Wallace video.  Very disturbing.
12.13207ACISS1::BATTISA few cards short of a full deckThu Mar 28 1996 19:024
    
    yeah, Janet doesn't have a sense of humor.
    
    we are to view it tomorrow, mandatory, no exceptions.
12.13208BSS::PROCTOR_RUnmarried Childless Head of HouseholdThu Mar 28 1996 19:033
    who or what is a Janet Wallace vid?
    
    some sort of adult movie?
12.13209NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Mar 28 1996 19:033
Does she wear revealing outfits and sing and dance?

Oh, you said Janet _Wallace_.  Nevermind.
12.13210BIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoThu Mar 28 1996 19:0411

	Went to pick up my car today. Looks great! So why am I in this topic?
Because I now know that the car did not run out of gas, that they did not take
it anywhere, but that whatever reason they pushed it out to the parking lot is
tied in with why the brake and battery lights are on all the time I bet. I give
it back to them to fix on Monday.

	What I don't understand though, what could they have done to screw that
up? They fixed the outside of the car, and washed the inside. Anyone got a clue
as to why those two lights stay on now? (Jim, I know they are broken :-)
12.13211SCASS1::BARBER_Anod nod bang flip twirl twirlThu Mar 28 1996 19:082
    Mark, pay close attention to the total dweebo interviewing her and try
    not to laugh!  8)
12.13212ACISS1::BATTISA few cards short of a full deckThu Mar 28 1996 19:102
    
    'pril, that was *ME* doing the interviewing.
12.13213BUSY::SLABOUNTYBeing weird isn't enoughThu Mar 28 1996 19:333
    
    	Then I can just imagine how hard JANET was trying not to laugh.
    
12.13214LANDO::OLIVER_BThu Mar 28 1996 19:391
    who is janice wallet?  should i know her?
12.13215NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Mar 28 1996 19:401
Wallet?  She must be a character from "Gasoline Alley."
12.13216ACISS1::BATTISA few cards short of a full deckThu Mar 28 1996 19:442
    
    she's a relative of p. handbag
12.13217SOLVIT::KRAWIECKItumble to remove burrsThu Mar 28 1996 19:478
    
    re: .13214
    
    >who is janice wallet?  should i know her?
    
    
    Ummm... in which sense?
    
12.13218LANDO::OLIVER_BThu Mar 28 1996 19:541
    is she a hatchet lady?  
12.13219Whooooooooooooooooosh!!!!!!SOLVIT::KRAWIECKItumble to remove burrsThu Mar 28 1996 19:581
    
12.13220MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Thu Mar 28 1996 22:432
I, also, am unfamiliar with this Janet Wallace personnage. What gives?

12.13221BIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoThu Mar 28 1996 23:276
| <<< Note 12.13216 by ACISS1::BATTIS "A few cards short of a full deck" >>>


| she's a relative of p. handbag

	And p's lovely sister Mz_d handbag is quite magnetic I hear. 
12.13222BIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoThu Mar 28 1996 23:4014
	I noticed on my drive home that I am going to have a few more problems
with my car than I originally thought. It seems that the battery is now not
charging. Right when I got home, the voltage gage started going mental. The
radio was going on and off. I am not happy with this. I am going to be real
pissed if I can't get to work tomorrow. Grrrrr!!!!!! What the HELL does a body
shop have to do with electrical stuff???? They had to replace a turn signal
light assembly, make an adjustment on one of the headlight assembly, and then
do body work. SO WHY IS THERE AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM STARTING RIGHT WHEN THEY
FINISHED THE CAR!!!!????



Glen
12.13223CTHU26::S_BURRIDGEFri Mar 29 1996 00:021
    Janet Wallace is VP MCS Americas.
12.13224lesson to be learnedFABSIX::P_OHALLORANFri Mar 29 1996 00:1416
    > What the HELL does a body shop have to do with electrical stuff????
    
    Glen, you answered your own question!! you had them replace the light
    assembly and make adjustment's to the other. BIG MISTAKE... some of
    these people consider themselves to be "jacks of all trades" but in
    reality their "pro" at none. 
    
    Your problem may be anything from a bad connection, which could be very
    possible if they didnt connect the light assembly to it's repective
    hook up's on the circuit pannel or you could be talking about a faulty
    voltage regulator or possibly a bad alternator (sp)? 
    If this problem is not corrected on your next visit givem HELL and tell
    them your bringing your vehicle to a mechanic that know's how to fix
    the problem and your sending them the bill!
    
    ...Pat...
12.13225USAT05::HALLRGod loves even you!Fri Mar 29 1996 10:0910
    For the historically challenged...
    
    WWI was touted by that generation as the War to End all Wars.
    
    Because it did not end all wars, the fault goes to its generation which
    so named it such.
    
    Reciting what that generation called its WW and lambasting it is like
    killing the messenger; but from your noting, I see it isn't the first
    time you have lacked such discernment.
12.13226ACISS2::LEECHGo Kentucky!!Fri Mar 29 1996 11:374
    I think I'm catching a cold.
    
    I'm wondering where my immune system has been this year.  Usually,
    getting sick is something only *other* people do.  {sigh}
12.13227CNTROL::JENNISONCrown Him with many crownsFri Mar 29 1996 12:1711
    
    
 <<< Note 12.13164 by POWDML::HANGGELI "Little Chamber of Full Body Frisks" >>>

    
    No no, it's true.  Every morning when I try to get out of bed I realize
    how old I am because everything aches.
    
    
    Gee, I'm old because I've lived a lot of years.  
    
12.13228SOLVIT::KRAWIECKItumble to remove burrsFri Mar 29 1996 12:184
    
    
    Almost as old as Doc and his knees???
    
12.13229WAHOO::LEVESQUEcontents under pressureFri Mar 29 1996 12:221
    Within months, asamatta of fact.
12.13230CSC32::M_EVANSIt doesn't get better than......Fri Mar 29 1996 12:268
    Glen,
    
    I don't know the full history of why that lovely little car of yours
    needed body work, but I had an alternator go out two weeks after a
    collision.  It appears that the impact did some unseen damage to the
    diodes that became apparent after they had vibrated around a bit
    longer.  Since you had some electrical work done, that is a potential
    problem
12.13231BIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoFri Mar 29 1996 13:5323

	Well, I knew the battery was near death anyway, so I replaced it this
morning. Of course the system is not charging. Oh yeah, I needed a jump start
to get into work. 

	Now if the alternator wasn't charging at all, then the battery I had
this morning should have died shortly after the jump. But it went up to full,
and then hung out right around the low end of being good. (but the guy said it
was only 8 volts)

	I took it back to the body shop and they looked at it. And while they
were looking at it I asked what they did to the car itself. They said the only
thing they took off was the turn signal. They used a dent puller for the
fender. Now one thing we did see was one of my headlights die out. There was a
loose connection on one of the wires. But, once it was fixed, still no charge.
So I am heading down to Marlboro Auto Electric, and hopefully they will find
the problem. Case has said if it is in an area they worked on, they will pay
for it. They were pretty good this morning about fixing the other stuff. So I
guess I can't complain too much. 


Glen
12.13232CNTROL::JENNISONCrown Him with many crownsFri Mar 29 1996 15:196
    
    	2 months and 3 days, Andy...
    
    	'course, I don't have any 23 year old kids, so Doc's probably
    	a bit worse for the wear, so to speak!
    
12.13233I'd *HATE* to miss this ;-)CNTROL::JENNISONCrown Him with many crownsFri Mar 29 1996 15:3342
From:	SUBPAC::HAMMOND "29-Mar-1996 1102" 29-MAR-1996 12:24:16.28
To:	@MAILLISTS:SMT.DIS,@TECH.DIS
CC:	HAMMOND
Subj:	Tech Forum invitation 4/1/96

   TITLE:	  "Some Algorithms and Numerical Methods Applied to 
                   Computational Physics"

   PRESENTED BY:  Karna Wahlstrand

   DATE:          Monday April 1, 1996

   TIME:          9:00 - 10:00 am

   PLACE:         Ann Clancy C/R HLO2-3/M05


                                ABSTRACT
                               ==========

   Karna will discuss three physical problems in computational physics
   involving the solution of differential equations.  First, a basic research
   problem on soliton models of crystalline polymer dynamics, involving 
   stochastic molecular dynamics as a method of solving a partial differential 
   equation ( the Fokker-Planck equation), in order to explain some dielectric 
   measurements of the alpha-relaxation in polyethylene.  Next an applied 
   research problem in the solid state physics of superlattices, for the 
   design of quantum well lasers, involving Fourier analysis solution of the 
   1-D Schroedinger equation (an ordinary differential equation) for energy 
   levels used to compute the gain, and the solution of the nonlinear coupled 
   ordinary differential rate equations for the photon density and carrier 
   concentration, which show oscillations in time predicted by experiments.  
   Finally, and engineering application in spacecraft attitude calculation and 
   rotational motion simulation, involving a matrix formulation of quaternions 
   and their (coupled linear ordinary differential equations) numerical 
   integration.
 





12.13234CSLALL::HENDERSONWe shall behold Him!Fri Mar 29 1996 15:583

 Sign me up!
12.13235CNTROL::JENNISONCrown Him with many crownsFri Mar 29 1996 16:004
    
    	OK, Jimbo.  They suggested you arrive by 8:30 to get front
    	row seating.
    
12.13236CSLALL::HENDERSONWe shall behold Him!Fri Mar 29 1996 16:113

 Ah, shucks...I just remembered I have a meeting here.
12.13237Grrrrrrrrrrr!!!SOLVIT::KRAWIECKItumble to remove burrsFri Mar 29 1996 16:424
    
    
    Plantar fascitis...
    
12.13238FINS::SLABOUNTYDILLIGAFFri Mar 29 1996 16:425
    
    	Being in note 12, I guess that's a bad thing, right?
    
    	But what is it?
    
12.13239ACISS1::BATTISSoapbox NCAA ChampionFri Mar 29 1996 16:494
    
    .13237
    
    Andy, see your dentist immediately.
12.13240CNTROL::JENNISONCrown Him with many crownsFri Mar 29 1996 16:598
    
    	re .13237
    
    	Been there, done that.  Let us know how when it heals, about
    	nine months from now.
    
    	Karen
    
12.13241SOLVIT::KRAWIECKItumble to remove burrsFri Mar 29 1996 17:0013
    
    re: .13238
    
    >But what is it?
    
    Shawn,
    
     It's the inflammation of the band if tissue on the bottom of your
    foot. Usually centered near/around the heel...
    
     Kinda tough area to "rest" (as the doctor suggested) , seeing as how
    you need to be walking and all...
    
12.13242SOLVIT::KRAWIECKItumble to remove burrsFri Mar 29 1996 17:018
    re: .13240
    
    Karen,
    
     I've got an appointment to see my doctor Tuesday, and will suggest a
    cortisone shot. I've tried everything I can think of, short of cutting
    the foot off...
    
12.13243FINS::SLABOUNTYDancin' on CoalsFri Mar 29 1996 17:125
    
    	Sounds like it could be very annoying, if not downright painful.
    
    	You should probably stay off of it, and get some rest.  8^)
    
12.13244MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Fri Mar 29 1996 17:415
re:	Tech Forum invitation 4/1/96

Pssst! Karen! Is that in your facility? Can you take down names
of those who attend and let us know who the _REAL_ geeks are?

12.13245USAT05::HALLRGod loves even you!Fri Mar 29 1996 17:465
    Jack:
    
    I heard u sponsored that event.
    
    Ron  :-)
12.13246BIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoFri Mar 29 1996 17:4710

	Looks like it is alternator trouble. Although the cost for a new one
according to this place is higher than the quote I got from an auto parts
place. If I had had the time this weekend, I would have done it myself. Grrrrr
I should remember that when it's broke, the price goes up.



Glen
12.13247FINS::SLABOUNTYDancin' on CoalsFri Mar 29 1996 17:516
    
    	Are they going to fix it today?
    
    	Swing by the auto parts place, buy an alternator and bring it
    	to them.
    
12.13248BIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoFri Mar 29 1996 18:005

	Swing by is what I would have to do. They have my car. Gee, your memory
is worse than mine! :-) Or was it my beauty that made it so you didn't hear a
word I said at lunch? :-)
12.13249FINS::SLABOUNTYDancin' on CoalsFri Mar 29 1996 18:079
    
    	If you asked really nicely, I'm sure that Andy would give you
    	a ride to the parts store ... just as I figure he gave you a
    	ride back to HLO from McDonald's.
    
    	"Beauty" and "Glen Silva" would never appear in a sentence that
    	I uttered, without also using the word "beast" in there some-
    	where.  8^)
    
12.13250can't take it any more....GAAS::BRAUCHERWelcome to ParadiseFri Mar 29 1996 18:415
    
      Glen, stop it !!  The continuing saga of your auto repairs is
     depressing me.  Why don't you get a real car ?
    
      bb
12.13251BSS::PROCTOR_RUnmarried Childless Head of HouseholdFri Mar 29 1996 18:423
    >  Why don't you get a real car ?
    
    I gots a Yugo for sale, real cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!
12.13252CNTROL::JENNISONCrown Him with many crownsFri Mar 29 1996 18:476
    
    	Lucky Jack, I was fortunate enough to have plenty of
    	excuses to miss the forum.  Ergo, I will be unable to
    	take names.
    
    	
12.13253FINS::SLABOUNTYDo you wanna bang heads with me?Fri Mar 29 1996 19:073
    
    	Jim Covington has left the building.
    
12.13254ACISS1::BATTISSoapbox NCAA ChampionFri Mar 29 1996 19:082
    
    <-- so what.
12.13255FINS::SLABOUNTYDo you wanna bang heads with me?Fri Mar 29 1996 19:265
    
    	As far as I could tell, he was a sociable person.
    
    	He always spoke very highly of you.
    
12.13256BIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoFri Mar 29 1996 20:4617
| <<< Note 12.13249 by FINS::SLABOUNTY "Dancin' on Coals" >>>


| If you asked really nicely, I'm sure that Andy would give you a ride to the 
| parts store ... just as I figure he gave you a ride back to HLO from McDonald'

	He gave me a ride to the place to get my car. But he was busy, so we
couldn't go til 4:00. It cost me $245......

| "Beauty" and "Glen Silva" would never appear in a sentence that I uttered, 
| without also using the word "beast" in there somewhere.  8^)

"The Beauty of Glen Silva was utterly astounding as he walks out of the shower 
because you can't help but notice his beast."


	Like that, Shawn?
12.13257BIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoFri Mar 29 1996 20:477
| <<< Note 12.13250 by GAAS::BRAUCHER "Welcome to Paradise" >>>

| -< can't take it any more.... >-

	Wow...imagine how you would be if you had to pay for it. :-)


12.13258FINS::SLABOUNTYDogbert's New Ruling Class: 100KFri Mar 29 1996 20:546
    
>"The Beauty of Glen Silva was utterly astounding as he walks out of the shower 
>because you can't help but notice his beast."
    
    	No, that's not what I had in mind.
    
12.13259BIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoFri Mar 29 1996 21:0380

	Get a phone call about this wonderful offer:


them:	You have won a years subscription to Men's Health and Time magazine
	because of your good standing with your credit card company. Which
	card do you use?

me:	If I am in such good standing, you tell me.

them:	Sir, we need to know which one.

me:	Visa.

them:	You have also won a free 35mm camera, and a lifetime supply of Kodak
	film.

me:	How much is it going to cost me to get this free camera and film?

them:	All you need to do is subscribe to one of our weekly magazines and pay
	only $1.89/issue. That's only $7.56/ month.

me:	I can get all this, for just $7.56 a month? What is the catch?

them:	Sir, we would not bill you monthly. We would bill you in 6 seperate,
	but even amounts.

me:	How much?

them:	That is what my supervisor will discuss with you. What I need is your
	address.

me:	No. Let me speak to your supervisor.

them:	Ok.

sup:	Mr. Silva, hope everything is going good for you today.

me:	Well, if you must know, it isn't. My car wouldn't start this morning
	(add in rest of story)

sup:	I'm sorry to hear that.

me:	So how much are you going to charge me to get a free camera?

sup:	$49.95 for each payment.

me:	WHAT!!??

sup:	It is a 48 month subscription. You can change magazines as often as 
	you like. We will put the first payment on your credit card...

me:	Errr.... no, I don't think so. Why would I want to charge that on my
	card?

sup:	It is part of the promotion, sir. You need to do this in order for you
	to get the free camera.

me:	You mean that $300 camera, don't you? Because that is what it will cost
	me.

sup:	You will only need to charge one on the card.

me:	I don't think I want to.

sup:	Why? Is your card near it's limit?

me:	HUH???? If I spend it on ridiculous things like this it will be. Sorry,
	I am not interested.

sup: 	Well thank you anyway.



	How did they get my work number?



Glen
12.13260BSS::PROCTOR_RUnmarried Childless Head of HouseholdFri Mar 29 1996 21:0610
    see elsewhere in the conference for Tried and True Methods to Rid
    Yourself Of Unsightly Telemarketers...
    
    my current favorite?
    
    "Lemme ask my mommy if I can do this...."
    
    Lay phone on table.
    
    Walk away.
12.13261FINS::SLABOUNTYDon't drink the (toilet) water.Fri Mar 29 1996 21:124
    
    	Glen, I'm sure he appreciated that you took the time to tell
    	him how well your day was going.  8^)
    
12.13262Thank you for letting me vent...CSLALL::SECURITYLUNCHBOXFri Mar 29 1996 22:3822
    I hate when a telemarketer calls, but it isn't a telemarketer, it's a
    recording saying:
    
    		"Hold the line please, we have a very important call for
    this number. All of our operators are busy, blah, blah, blah"
    
    			so you just hang up and 4 seconds later the phone
    rings again and it's an actual person.
    
    While I'm at it, I hate how telemarketers have the mute on to see if
    it's an answering machine so they can hang up if it is. When I hear
    that silence, I hang up without saying "hello" a second time, and they
    call back _sans_ the mute button.
    
    While I'm at it, telemarketers always call at an inconvenient time,
    like when I'm in the shower or in the john or burning toast or spending
    quality time with my girlfriend. Wow, I hate telemarketers!!! If I want
    something I'll haul my booty to the store and buy it!!!!
    
    
    
    						lunchbox
12.13263BSS::PROCTOR_RSmarmy THIS!!!Fri Mar 29 1996 22:4212
    not to make light of your dislike of telemarketers (I like 'em even
    less than you); however the mental image of the below:
    
    > "when I'm in the shower or in the john or burning toast or
    spending quality time with my girlfriend"
    
    
    made me think of some poor schlock in the shower/john burning toast
    spending quality time with his girlfriend when the bozo telemarket
    calls...
    
    wow. that could make a Fox sitcom right there!
12.13264CSLALL::SECURITYLUNCHBOXFri Mar 29 1996 22:464
    My life is a sitcom, I guess...
    
    				My schedule is kinda busy so I usually have
    to take care of more than one priority at a time...
12.13265BSS::PROCTOR_RSmarmy THIS!!!Fri Mar 29 1996 22:493
    I am a founding member of the "one thing at a time" club..
    
    think it'll catch on?
12.13266CSLALL::SECURITYLUNCHBOXFri Mar 29 1996 22:513
    I wish I could join. I've written my congressman to write a bill to
    change the day from 24 hours to 30, which would give me enough time to
    do one thing at a time. They are so quick to forget who elected them!!!
12.13267BSS::E_WALKERFri Mar 29 1996 23:522
         Here's something to hate - we have to work tomorrow. Noon until
    sometime...maybe eight, maybe midnight. 
12.13268long weekend'sFABSIX::P_OHALLORANtill the early morning hour'sSat Mar 30 1996 00:124
    
    I'm out @ 8:00 am then off till Tues night. not bad but I like my long
    weeks better. I don't have to come in till Wed night. Which makes nice
    long weekend's down the cape in the summer :^)
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12.13270BIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoSat Mar 30 1996 10:537
| <<< Note 12.13261 by FINS::SLABOUNTY "Don't drink the (toilet) water." >>>


| Glen, I'm sure he appreciated that you took the time to tell him how well your
| day was going.  8^)

	Yes, Shawn... I'm sure SHE did. :-)
12.13271BIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoSat Mar 30 1996 10:557
| <<< Note 12.13264 by CSLALL::SECURITY "LUNCHBOX" >>>

| My schedule is kinda busy so I usually have to take care of more than one 
| priority at a time...

	Let's hope you don't spend quality time with your girlfriend while
you're on the john. I think that could stink for her. :-)
12.13272LANDO::OLIVER_BCamby can do!Sat Mar 30 1996 16:422
    it stinks working on saturday.  no one's around.
    i guess that's a good thing, though.
12.13273BSS::E_WALKERSat Mar 30 1996 18:283
         This Saturday is especially unpleasant. I'm missing the
    CC-Michigan college hockey game. A once in a lifetime event, and I'm
    stuck here. 
12.13274CSLALL::SECURITYLUNCHBOXMon Apr 01 1996 10:101
    I bet you hate that your Tigers blew a 3rd period lead to lose, Ed.
12.13275CHEFS::COOKSHalf Man,Half BiscuitMon Apr 01 1996 10:448
    Foolishly agreeing last summer to be a best man.
    
    Unfortunately,time has caught up and the wedding is this Saturday.
    
    Uh,oh. Now I have to stand up in from of 160 guests and say something
    terribly witty. 
    
    
12.13276SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Mon Apr 01 1996 10:558
    
    
    	re: .13275 Best man
    
    	Ah, been there, done that. Still twitching. :)
    
    
    jim
12.13277USAT02::HALLRGod loves even you!Mon Apr 01 1996 11:102
    daughter Sarah leaving for a week at the grandparents (actually 6
    days)...she misses them bad, but we'll miss her more!
12.13278BIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoMon Apr 01 1996 11:193

	You could always be a beast man.... :-)
12.13279GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheMon Apr 01 1996 12:5517
    tthtw/e&t:
    
    
    had a simply lousy weekend.  not only did i have to work both days at
    my other job, but i spent most of it mad at someone.  didn't do a few
    things i wanted to do.  then, saturday morning, i realized i needed to get 
    a new inspection sticker, which you can't do (legally) without the 
    inspection, which they don't do on weekends...so i spent the morning monday
    driving in praying i didn't see a cop looking for #3 inspection stickers.
    then i get to the dealership near work for my inspection...the guy came out
    and said that one of my rear brake bulbs were out and i needed it to pass 
    inspection, did i want it fixed???  duh, if i can't pass without it, what 
    other choice do i have?  so i said yeah and asked how much it would be for 
    the bulb....he said it woudln't be very much.  so i said fine.  the
    friggin' bulb cost 14.70!!!!!!!  that's not a lot for a little freakin'
    buldb???????  it cost just as much as the inspection itself (-30censt)!!  
    i was not a happy camper when i left there...
12.13280CHEFS::HANDLEY_IFunky Acid Baby!Mon Apr 01 1996 13:109
    
    re 13275
    
    Did that last summer and I'm still on the medication.
    
    Still, shouldn't be a problem for an eloquent chappie like yerself Stu.
    
    
    I.
12.13281ACISS2::LEECHGo Kentucky!!Mon Apr 01 1996 13:1515
    TTHT:
    
    1) snow
    2) wind
    3) cold (both temperatures and physical condition)
    
    and the biggie...
    
    I WON'T GET TO WATCH THE FINAL GAME TONIGHT!  ARGH!!!
    
    I have class tonight, and it will be a late class as we are making up a
    previously missed class.  I will not even get to see part of the second
    half.  Woe is me.
    
    This inhales harder than a black hole.
12.13282CSLALL::HENDERSONPlay ball!Mon Apr 01 1996 13:223

 How unfortunate..I'll be able to watch, but will likely not ;-)
12.13283SOLVIT::KRAWIECKItumble to remove burrsMon Apr 01 1996 13:274
    
    
    There's a ball game on tonight???
    
12.13284SOLVIT::KRAWIECKItumble to remove burrsMon Apr 01 1996 13:277
    
    re: .13279
    
    And you didn't show up on Saturday night...
    
    :(
    
12.13285GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheMon Apr 01 1996 13:417
    
    yeah, well, i didn't think the guest of honor minded all that much, and
    i get to see you whenever i want...
    
    (oh, and thanks for the thankyou card... :> :>)
    
    
12.13286CSLALL::HENDERSONPlay ball!Mon Apr 01 1996 13:424


  feeling ill.
12.13287CSLALL::HENDERSONPlay ball!Mon Apr 01 1996 13:4610



  I feel so crummy today, I'm going to wait 'til tomorrow to go claim
 my $51,000,000 powerball prize..assuming I feel better tomorrow, of course.



 Jim
12.13288BIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoMon Apr 01 1996 13:529
12.13289NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Mon Apr 01 1996 13:541
Headlights for 50 cents?  I think not.
12.13290ACISS1::BATTISSoapbox NCAA ChampionMon Apr 01 1996 13:554
    
    well, the layoff game has started here before 8:00. The woman who
    sits behind me, was chosen to participate in this excercise. She
    expected it though. so far two have been hit, more to come.
12.13291BSS::PROCTOR_RSmarmy THIS!!!Mon Apr 01 1996 13:5710
    >  well, the layoff game...
    
    how many managers have had to "update their resumes"?
    
    
    lessee:
    
    grunts			---mgrs---
    ------			----------
    lots			few or -0-
12.13292CSLALL::SECURITYLUNCHBOXMon Apr 01 1996 13:572
    No, the bulb for the taillight is. Raq was taken for the labor, which,
    union scale, is $40 an hour. 
12.13293SOLVIT::KRAWIECKItumble to remove burrsMon Apr 01 1996 13:5713
    
    
    re: .13285
    
    
    >(oh, and thanks for the thankyou card... :> :>)
    
    
    So there is "something" you "like" today?????
    
    
     :) :0
    
12.13294BIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoMon Apr 01 1996 15:265
| <<< Note 12.13289 by NOTIME::SACKS "Gerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085" >>>

| Headlights for 50 cents?  I think not.

	I meant her light...... sigh.....details, details, details.... :-)
12.13295BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't get even ... get odd!!Mon Apr 01 1996 15:345
    
    	Raq, there are some inspection stations that are open Saturdays,
    	in case this ever happens again [and by that I mean "if you wait
    	until the last day of the month to get a sticker" 8^)].
    
12.13296Here ya go, Stu. HTH, NNTTMMOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Mon Apr 01 1996 17:0634
>    Uh,oh. Now I have to stand up in from of 160 guests and say something
>    terribly witty. 

Here's a little something that you can use, Stu, which will remain in their
memories forever -


	Good afternoon Ladies, Gentlemen, and that funny looking bird in the
	back row over there. For those of you unfamiliar with me, my name is
	Stuart Cook, and I've been a friend of <insert groom's name here>
	and <insert bride's name here> since long before either one of them
	thought about shagging each other.

	<Insert groom's name here> is one of the finest people I know, I'm
	here to tell you. <Insert groom's name here> and I were talking
	just a few days ago, and he was relating to me how he really couldn't
	stand most of the people that <insert bride's name here> was inviting
	to the wedding, but in the sense of fairness and good nature that's
	so becoming of him, he wanted to ensure that you'd be happy to be here
	today.

	<Insert bride's name here>, on the other hand, is glad to see all of
	<insert groom's name here>'s friends present today, as she'll no
	doubt be wanting to call upon you as defendants for the litigations
	that may take place if the lot of you don't settle down and stay
	off of the sauce for the rest of the day.

	In any event, on behalf of <insert groom's name here> and <insert
	bride's name here>, I'd like to thank all of you for coming today,
	I'd like to warn you not to pinch the silver, and I'd like to ask
	you to join me in toasting <insert groom's name here> and <insert
	bride's name here>. To the happy couple! Lord knows they must
	deserve each other!

12.13297DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Mon Apr 01 1996 17:396
    
    
    	The most "interesting" toast by a best man that I saw/heard
    	(and I think Shawn will remember this), was when he was toasting
    	my friend Jeff and his new bride Cindi.  Only the best man said
    	the name of Jeff's ex-girlfriend instead of the bride.
12.13298That had to hurt...CSLALL::SECURITYLUNCHBOXMon Apr 01 1996 17:452
    I hate when I get married and the best man says my ex's name instead of
    my new wife's!!!
12.13299We've been hit! We've been hit!ROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150 kts. is TOO slow!Mon Apr 01 1996 18:0111
    More MCS bad news; my project has been cancelled, all the contractors
    are gone, and my only co-worker has been TFSO'd.
    
    My manager says my job is to clean up the remains of our project,
    finish getting my Microsquish certification, and find another job
    within Digital.
    
    BTW, it appears that all open reqs are frozen until all the TFSO'd
    people are gone.
    
    Bob
12.13300Hillbilly Hate-Cow says...ACISS2::LEECHGo Kentucky!!Mon Apr 01 1996 18:069
    
			  (__)
                          (@@)
                   /-------\/ 
                  / |     || \ 
                 *  ||W---|| Snarf, dadburnit! 
                    ~~    ~~  

    
12.13301Speaking of hillbilly cowsBUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Mon Apr 01 1996 18:0810
	 	  (__)
	          (oo)
	 *    -----\/  (__)
	  \  /   _||   (oo)
           \/   /-------\/ 
	    | _/ |     || \ 
	    ||   ||W---|| OH, BILLY-BOB!!  YOU'RE BETTER THAN DAD!!
	    ~~   ~~    ~~  

12.13302SOLVIT::KRAWIECKItumble to remove burrsMon Apr 01 1996 18:177
    
    <-------
    
    Hmmm...
    
     Are those two in the back of an El Camino equipped with Astro-Turf???
    
12.13303SHRCTR::PJOHNSONaut disce, aut discedeMon Apr 01 1996 19:265
My underoos were mixed with my son's and are quite uncomfortable
today, so I shall stop and check out a local supply for something with
a springy motif.

Peet
12.13304LANDO::OLIVER_Bapril is the coolest monthMon Apr 01 1996 19:581
    peet, may i ask how old your son is?
12.13305CSLALL::HENDERSONPlay ball!Mon Apr 01 1996 21:136
    
>    BTW, it appears that all open reqs are frozen until all the TFSO'd
>    people are gone.
    
 
    eesh..
12.13306Just ask the Menendez bros.COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertTue Apr 02 1996 04:273
>you're better than dad.

Child sexual abuse is nothing to joke about.
12.13307WAHOO::LEVESQUEcontents under pressureTue Apr 02 1996 11:103
    .13301
    
     Classy.
12.13308SHRCTR::PJOHNSONaut disce, aut discedeTue Apr 02 1996 11:173
re: "peet, may i ask how old your son is?"

eleven...
12.13309CHEFS::HANDLEY_IDo unto others...then split!Tue Apr 02 1996 11:338
    
    You can mix up your underthings with those of an eleven year old?
    
    I know a lot of women who would kill to be in that situation.......
    
    
    
    I.
12.13310PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BTue Apr 02 1996 11:574
    .13309  oh yes, i often see women in department stores hanging
	    around in the little boys section, gazing wistfully at
	    the jockey shorts.
12.13311CHEFS::HANDLEY_IDo unto others...then split!Tue Apr 02 1996 12:107
    
    No, I meant the ability to fit into the underwear of an eleven year
    old....
    
    
    
    sheesh.  You gotta watch how you say things in here..........:)
12.13312PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BTue Apr 02 1996 12:256
  
 .13311  yes, i knew what you meant.    
    
    
    sheesh.  You gotta watch who you're facetious with in here...

12.13313NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Apr 02 1996 12:532
People who want to get into an 11-year-old's underwear?  Yeesh.  Take it
to the pedophilia note.
12.13314WAHOO::LEVESQUEput the opening in backTue Apr 02 1996 13:191
    Or the fetishism note.
12.13315ROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150 kts. is TOO slow!Tue Apr 02 1996 13:204
    Approximately 30 people in MCS in Dallas got TFSO'd yesterday.  Rumour
    has it that there will be another round June 1.
    
    Bob
12.13316CONSLT::MCBRIDEKeep hands &amp; feet inside ride at all timesTue Apr 02 1996 13:3221
    Di, agagagagagaag!
    
    TTHT: Unless it is just a cruel and lingering April Fool's joke, Howard
    Stern is on in the AM in Boston now, on WBCN.  Charles has moved to
    WZLX.  Now, I always thought of Charles as a schmuck and the morning
    crew pretty lame but the music they played was in the general vicinity
    of my tastes and it provided another alternaitve on the radio dartboard
    for the drive in.  Charles was at least tolerable.  HS on the other
    hand just plain sucks.  The radio options in the morning have just
    dropped by one :-/.  It was okay that he was on in the evening as I
    rarely listened to the radio after 7:00 and therefore he was quite
    avoidable.  Oh well, there is a bright side to this.  I can now go
    shopping for a CD changer for the car....
    
    TTHLN: Went to bike up the bike only to find out the fork we bought did
    not fit so we now need to go shopping for another one.  The frames
    changed from last year and the fork will not fit.  The great deal is
    now merely a good deal.  
    
    Brian
    
12.13317CSLALL::HENDERSONPlay ball!Tue Apr 02 1996 13:4311


 I'm resolved to not listen to WRKO in the morning anymore.  I can't stand
 Claptrap and Witless any longer.





Jim
12.13318Name removed, to protect the innocent.GENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Tue Apr 02 1996 13:4644
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Note 2316.0    The destruction of bird's nests on Digital property     4 replies
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If we ever thought Digitial was concerned about nature and the 
environment, think again...

This weekend, I happened to witness our lawn care service company 
knocking down bird's nests.  (Remember the large Magpie nest which 
resided in the Spring Crab tree near the front entrance?  It's no longer 
there!)

Looks like Digital requested that these bird nests be removed.

What I find interesting is:
  1.  This work was done on the weekend so employees wouldn't witness
      the destruction of the nests.  (It appears this was the only thing
      the service company came out to do.  It was a special trip 
      scheduled specifically for the weekend.)

  2.  In talking with a few lawn care companies in Colorado, Digital is 
      the ONLY company that requests the removal of bird's nests.
      Granted, I did not do a full survey, but I find it VERY interesting 
      none the less.

Don't you find this reminiscent of the poor swallows a few years ago???

Compas (the outsource company which handles facilities) is the group
requesting the removal of these nests.  I'm sure the nests are either considered 
a threat to society or are just toooo unsightly.  (I'm trying to get more
information about why this was authorized)

Remember when Digital claimed that this facility was built with the 
intent of being "IN HARMONY WITH NATURE & THE ENVIRONMENT"???  Guess this 
isn't very important anymore...

I don't know about you, but I'm outraged at this insensitive attack on 
nature.  I guess next we'll be shooting any deer that has made the unfortunate 
mistake of wandering onto Digital the property.


12.13319BIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoTue Apr 02 1996 13:4718

	Well, it seems as though Charles is still on WZLX, and he said it is
the new home of the Big Mattress. So it probably isn't a joke.

	Just as I pulled up to the house last night, all of a sudden the
battery and brake lights come on again, but this time when I look at the
voltage meter, it's pushing the limit! It seems once the car has been driven a
bit, anything over 1200 rpm's puts this thing into extra charge mode. I am
bringing it back today. 

	Does this sound like the alternator, or voltage regulator? If the
latter, I will call a parts store and order one. This will tell me if it is
part of the alternator or seperate. I hate when crap like this happens.



Glen
12.13320SOLVIT::KRAWIECKItumble to remove burrsTue Apr 02 1996 13:489
    
    
    Jim,
    
     Why do you stress yourself out like that? I find it much easier to
    just put on some good music and enjoy the ride.
    
      If I'm watching the news or a CNN program, and Slick comes one, It's
    faster and better to switch channels than to puke..
12.13321WAHOO::LEVESQUEput the opening in backTue Apr 02 1996 13:558
     I can't stand Charles Lacquidara anymore. His ego and stupidity are
    legendary. I had gotten used to George Taylor Morris on WZLX. Anybody
    know what happened to him? Now I have to tolerate Chuckie and his on
    air onanism in order to listen to decent music. Grrrr.
    
    PS- I dislike what WBCN has morphed into- an alternative rock station
    aimed at high school punks and college kids. They play more noisy music
    than I can stand. It's so boring. 
12.13322CSLALL::HENDERSONPlay ball!Tue Apr 02 1996 13:5511


 Precisely, Andy...I've been listening to 'RKO almost exclusively for
 10-12 years..but, I've had all I can take with them.  No more.





 Jim
12.13323re: .13321PERFOM::LICEA_KANEwhen it's comin' from the leftTue Apr 02 1996 14:0211
                                              
|PS- I dislike what WBCN has morphed into- an alternative rock station
|    aimed at high school punks and college kids. They play more noisy music
|    than I can stand. It's so boring.
    
    Bahahah.  That's what WBCN *was*.
    
    Somewhere along the line they became an oldies station.  But since we
    are getting old, some folks didn't notice.
    
    								-mr. bill
12.13324CONSLT::MCBRIDEKeep hands &amp; feet inside ride at all timesTue Apr 02 1996 14:049
    GTM and Debbie Emblem (SP?) were both with CHarles this AM.  Don't know
    how they will afford three DJ's.  I found them to be boring but
    tolerable.  It sounded as if Charles is isolated and sort of mellow,
    maybe smarting from his switch?  Dunno.  The little bit of BCN I
    listened to consisted of Howard extolling the virtues of Hoarad (as
    usual) and basically bad mouthing everyone else, Charles, IMUS etc., as
    usual.  SSDT.  
    
    Brian
12.13325BIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoTue Apr 02 1996 14:0711
| <<< Note 12.13318 by GENRAL::RALSTON "Only half of us are above average!" >>>



| Don't you find this reminiscent of the poor swallows a few years ago???

	Are they trying to tie in the bird nests to the layoffs? :-)



Glen
12.13326MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Tue Apr 02 1996 14:106
> The radio options in the morning have just dropped by one :-/.

Well, Brian, at least Howard offers a counter culture alternative for those of
us ready to throttle Marjorie in the mornings. I'm going to have to check and
ensure that my FM tuner is working.

12.13327PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BTue Apr 02 1996 14:223
	Mahjie did a good job of getting under Howard's skin this morning.	
	Even Pat congratulated her.  
12.13328DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Tue Apr 02 1996 14:4817
    
    
    	re: .13318
    
    
    	Grumble........  They're lucky I don't live in CO and found
    	out about this.  What the **** harm is a bird's nest?
    
    	Here at ZKO, they're clearing land for the new building that
    	will be leased to Oracle.  I can't help but thinking about
    	the number of animals that have, again, lost their habitat.
    	With all the construction going on on Rte 3, I am assuming
    	the animals have been moving more in the direction of ZKO where
    	there was still woods.
    
    	Sigh.
    
12.13329SOLVIT::KRAWIECKItumble to remove burrsTue Apr 02 1996 14:494
    
     I probably woulda shot their trucks up with my M1A, being the
    extremist bird-man that I am....
    
12.13330ACISS1::BATTISSoapbox NCAA ChampionTue Apr 02 1996 14:542
    
    Andy, isn't a tank a little extreme?
12.13331BUSY::SLABOUNTYFUBARTue Apr 02 1996 14:545
    
    	RE: Covert/Doc [back a ways]
    
    	Eesh, they're cows!!  They probably do that stuff all the time.
    
12.13332DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Tue Apr 02 1996 15:007
    
    
    	re: Mark
    
    
    	mmmmmmmmmm......  no.
    
12.13333SOLVIT::KRAWIECKItumble to remove burrsTue Apr 02 1996 15:018
    
    re: .13330
    
    >Andy, isn't a tank a little extreme?
    
    Sorry Mark, shoulda been a little more informative. M1A (civilian
    version of the M-14 rifle)...
    
12.13334LANDO::OLIVER_Bapril is the coolest monthTue Apr 02 1996 15:031
    gun snob.
12.13335SOLVIT::KRAWIECKItumble to remove burrsTue Apr 02 1996 15:044
    
    
    Why, thank you dear...
    
12.13336;pLANDO::OLIVER_Bapril is the coolest monthTue Apr 02 1996 15:052
    really, andy, always going on and on about fine guns
    and whatnot...
12.13337;)SOLVIT::KRAWIECKItumble to remove burrsTue Apr 02 1996 15:088
    
    
    >really, andy, always going on and on...
    
    
    Yes... did I tell you about the fine '63 Pardini I own?? The aroma (of
    the ammo fired) is quite refreshing... a very subtle bouquet...
    
12.13338LANDO::OLIVER_Bapril is the coolest monthTue Apr 02 1996 15:141
    hmmm.  '63 Pardini.  I heard it packs quite a wallop. 
12.13339WAHOO::LEVESQUEput the opening in backTue Apr 02 1996 15:1611
12.13340SOLVIT::KRAWIECKItumble to remove burrsTue Apr 02 1996 15:258
    
    
    >hmmm.  '63 Pardini.  I heard it packs quite a wallop.
    
    Absolutely... !!! The secret is to air it out!
    
    ;)
    
12.13341WAHOO::LEVESQUEput the opening in backTue Apr 02 1996 15:267
    TTHT:
    
     ausone is in pieces. after having deteriorated past the point of even
    marginal utility, we finally got a FS person to check things out. So
    far, the replacement pieces don't play. Looks like no ausone for the
    near future. Makes it more than a little difficult to get ANY work
    done.
12.13342CSC32::M_EVANSIt doesn't get better than......Tue Apr 02 1996 15:2911
    The birdsnest thing is a real irritant with a few of us at the center. 
    I enjoyed working near the windows down in CX02 when you could watch
    the kestrals swoop down on the fat mice running in the grass, of course
    they poisoned the mice to keep them out of the building, doing goddess
    only knows what to the food chain around here.  
    
    I wonder when the coyotes in the gully are going to come in for similar
    treatment, depite the fact that they keep the rabbit and mouse
    population down.
    
    meg
12.13343CHEFS::COOKSHalf Man,Half BiscuitTue Apr 02 1996 15:3313
    Reheasal at the Church tonight for the Wedding on Saturday.
    
    (Cue teeth chattering).
    
    Actually,rather bemusingly,the bloke who`s getting married asked me
    if he was doing the right thing. Or was it,"why am I doing this?"
    
    My sensational advice was "let me know before 12.00 and we`ll cancel
    the taxi. Then we`ll have a few pints down the Rose and Thistle,and
    play football in the afternoon".
    
    ho!ho! I should be a marriage councellor.
    
12.13344SOLVIT::KRAWIECKItumble to remove burrsTue Apr 02 1996 15:3614
    
    
    Easiest way I found to prevent Digital or anybody from doing stuff like
    that is advertise!!!
    
     Call the local paper and complain to them and ask them to do a
    follow-up story...
    
     Big corporations hate publicity not of their own making... good or bad
    (especially bad).
    
      If you air these incidents, I can assure you they will stop and an
    alternate solution will be found... even if it is more expensive...
    
12.13345no lease there...EVMS::MORONEYwhile (!asleep) sheep++;Tue Apr 02 1996 15:373
re .13328:

Oracle owns that land (and presumably the future building) outright.
12.13346CHEFS::COOKSHalf Man,Half BiscuitTue Apr 02 1996 15:556
    I`ve just read 12.13296. Very good speech,Jack. 
    
    I`ll incorporate the bit about "shagging that bird over there". 
    
    That should provide riotous laughter. Or at leat a riot anyway.
    
12.13347There was nothing new there for a while....PERFOM::LICEA_KANEwhen it's comin' from the leftTue Apr 02 1996 15:5821
12.13348BIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoTue Apr 02 1996 16:593

	I'm surprised that Mr. Bill used the word broad in a sentence. :-)
12.13349DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Tue Apr 02 1996 17:227
    
    
    	re: .13345
    
    	Hmmm.  Guess I got my info wrong then.  Story I heard was
    	the Digital was building it and leasing it to Oracle.
    
12.13350Nobody in DIGITAL management could be that stupid. Could they?MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Tue Apr 02 1996 17:254
> Story I heard was the Digital was building it and leasing it to Oracle.

Now, that would _REALLY_ have put the frosting on the cake as we continue to
downsize!!!
12.13351DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Tue Apr 02 1996 17:3210
    
    
    	Hey, there were enough stories flying around...... that was 
    	the last one I heard.  Good chance it's wrong.
    
    	Not too long ago I heard we were building a facility in a 
    	less-developed country because the labor was cheaper..... this
    	was while the biggest rounds of layoffs were happening.  Good
    	chance that one was wrong too.
    
12.13352BIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoTue Apr 02 1996 18:574

	JJ, if they built another plant, they wouldn't have been able to give
themselves as big of a raise. So which do you think wins?
12.13353DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Tue Apr 02 1996 19:076
    
    
    	Hell, my guess would be they're doing both and that's why
    	&y and 1/3 of his group and the folks in Bob's group and
    	the folks in Mark's group, and Wannemacher all got canned.
    
12.13354EVMS::MORONEYwhile (!asleep) sheep++;Tue Apr 02 1996 19:143
A memo that announces the sale of Digital land to Oracle may be found in
VMSZOO::NEW_HAMPSHIRE 3422.42.  Many other replies discuss this building
(despite the topic title).
12.13355ACISS1::BATTISSoapbox NCAA ChampionTue Apr 02 1996 19:234
    
    JJ, do you think we lost any VP's this go around??? we both know the
    answer to that. Does Andy work for MCS??? They are the division getting
    hit the hardest. Did April Barber survive???
12.13356CSC32::M_EVANSIt doesn't get better than......Tue Apr 02 1996 19:2610
    Apparently the word is that the magpie nest in the tree out in front of
    our building will continue to be downsized every weekend until the
    happy couple gives up, or they manage to get eggs laid in it, which
    ever comes first.  I imagine they will continue to have this done on
    weekends to keep the natives in the building from getting restless.  
    
    There has been an admission that removing nests on other parts of the
    property was a "mistake on the part of the crew."  
    
    
12.13357Sounds like you need Andy K out there to protect the birdsMOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Tue Apr 02 1996 19:311
What on earth is their justification for doing this, Meg?
12.13358CSC32::M_EVANSIt doesn't get better than......Tue Apr 02 1996 19:4314
    Well,
    
    Apparently some people are afraid that the magpies might dive-bomb
    humans whilst entering and leaving the building.  Having had a pair of
    starlings nesting I can say that it is a little disconcerting the first
    time you hear wings coming up behind you, but they never made contact
    and I actually found it enjoyable to be that close to wild birds.  
    
    A thing to wonder about, if we can't put up with having wildlife
    nearby, why didn't the PTB build in an area that doesn't border on
    undeveloped land?  We will wind up with Coyote, deer, skunks, snakes,
    ducks, and the occaisional bird nest, no matter what the attempts are.
    
    meg
12.13359BUSY::SLABOUNTYGo Go Gophers watch them go go go!Tue Apr 02 1996 19:454
    
    	We had some sort of a dive-bombing bird problem at FXO [in
    	Franklin MA] where there was actual contact made.
    
12.13360SOLVIT::KRAWIECKItumble to remove burrsTue Apr 02 1996 19:5010
    
    magpies and mocking birds will do that...
    
     I remember a few years ago, here in MKO, a mocking bird built a nest
    in a tree right at an intersection. It was one that walkers and runners
    had to go by to get back to the building. The bird was constantly
    harassing everyone going by... 
    
     It always got close but never actually struck someone...
    
12.13361for the birdsGAAS::BRAUCHERWelcome to ParadiseTue Apr 02 1996 19:544
    
      If Andy K. helps with the nest, would that make him a straw pole ?
    
      bb
12.13362PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BTue Apr 02 1996 19:548
    our cat Mikey (how's that name, Shawn?) lives in one of the
    barns, at night anyways.  i love it when he's out in the yard and
    the birds start yelling at him.  they're relentless about it.
    they occasionally dive-bomb too.

    not that anyone asked.

12.13363DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Tue Apr 02 1996 19:5812
    
    
    	re: Mike
    
    	Thanks for the pointer
    
    	re: Mark
    
    	Yes, &y works for MCS.  and 'pril hasn't made any mention in
    	the other file she and I both note in, so I'm assuming she's
    	ok..... at least for now.
    
12.13364ROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150 kts. is TOO slow!Tue Apr 02 1996 19:593
    Yes, 'pril survived, but the woman in the cube behind her did not.
    
    Bob
12.13365POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Full Body FrisksTue Apr 02 1996 20:113
    
    That's too bad 8^/.
    
12.13366ACISS1::BATTISSoapbox NCAA ChampionTue Apr 02 1996 20:295
    
    .13364
    
    Bob, same with me. the woman behind me and to the side of me got axed
    yesterday. thanks for the update. what does &y do for MCS?
12.13367SPECXN::CONLONTue Apr 02 1996 20:319
    One day, we were in the CXO cafeteria and saw a magpie (or some other
    local bird) dive-bombing a squirrel.

    The squirrel ran from tree to tree, and the bird attacked it all the
    way to each new tree.

    The squirrel must have really ticked off this bird somehow.  The bird
    went after this little animal with extreme prejudice (until the squirrel
    finally stayed put at the last tree.)
12.13368ACISS1::BATTISSoapbox NCAA ChampionTue Apr 02 1996 20:414
    
    .13367
    
    prolly after the bird's "Bud Light"
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12.13370BIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoTue Apr 02 1996 21:017
| <<< Note 12.13362 by PENUTS::DDESMAISONS "person B" >>>


| not that anyone asked.

	I have a friend who's cat gets dive bombed. I think it is due to all
the birds the cat brings home for presents. :-)
12.13371didn't catch it though....EVMS::MORONEYwhile (!asleep) sheep++;Tue Apr 02 1996 21:162
I saw my cat get dive-bombed once.  He knew what to do, crouch down and wait
for the next pass and then leap up and try to catch the bird!
12.13372COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertWed Apr 03 1996 01:5014
My father is not well.  Although he was supposedly completely healthy after
a "complete physical" six weeks ago, two weeks ago he was not feeling well
and was taken to the hospital.  After a week of tests, it was determined
that he had cancer, and he was sent home.  They did not believe it was a
fast growing cancer.  Last week additional tests were done, and Saturday
we were still talking about another year of life, but as of today, he is
very, very sick; no treatment is believed prudent, and he is not expected
to last much longer than a few weeks if that.  He is speaking with some
difficulty, and completely confused about time and location.  He is bleeding
seriously, but in no apparent pain.

He's 78.

/john
12.13373SPECXN::CONLONWed Apr 03 1996 01:514
    John, I'm so sorry.
    
    Best wishes to your family,
    Suzanne
12.13374POLAR::RICHARDSONAlrighty, bye bye then.Wed Apr 03 1996 01:521
    I'm so sorry to hear this, John.
12.13375POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Full Body FrisksWed Apr 03 1996 01:523
    
    My heart aches for you 8^(.  
    
12.13376not .-1, but 12.13372BSS::PROCTOR_RSmarmy THIS!!!Wed Apr 03 1996 01:5413
    re .-1
    
    I can sympathize..
    
    Pop (78) is heading in for an aortal aneurysm (believe it or not that's
    spelled right) repair job tomorrow.
    I gotta fly home to keep the family ship headed in the right direction.
    
    Pop has been healthy as a horse all his life (passed all the major
    medical faux pas onto us kids) and now has to face his mortality all in
    one major operation (as it were).
    
    my condolences.
12.13377Sad newsTROOA::TEMPLETONOneortheotherWed Apr 03 1996 01:566
    Sorry to here that John.
    
    My best to you and yours
    
    
    joan
12.13378POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Full Body FrisksWed Apr 03 1996 01:575
    
    Nothing in your life will ever be as awful as losing your father.
    
    Everything else, somehow, can be faced after that.
    
12.13379CSLALL::HENDERSONPlay ball!Wed Apr 03 1996 02:1117
    
>    Nothing in your life will ever be as awful as losing your father.
    
 
     absolutely.  I was just looking at a picture of mine tonight (I have
     one hanging on the wall in my living room)..he died 13 years ago, and
     I still miss him.


  Jim




       

12.13380EVMS::MORONEYwhile (!asleep) sheep++;Wed Apr 03 1996 02:551
My condolences, John.  Hope things somehow go better.
12.13381WMOIS::GIROUARD_CWed Apr 03 1996 10:071
    keeping my fingers crossed, John...
12.13382SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Wed Apr 03 1996 11:057
    
    
    	I'll keep your father and your family in my prayers John...
    
    
    
    jim
12.13383BOXORN::HAYSSome things are worth dying forWed Apr 03 1996 11:496
&y is leaving DEC.

Bye.


Phil
12.13384POLAR::RICHARDSONAlrighty, bye bye then.Wed Apr 03 1996 12:023
    That really sucks.
    
    Don't they realize he makes the best chili on the planet?
12.13385SMURF::WALTERSWed Apr 03 1996 12:223
    Tough one John.  I know how you're feeling.  Ironically, this can also
    be one of the good things in life.   Watch out for those special
    moments and treasure them later.
12.13386GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheWed Apr 03 1996 12:326
    
    sorry to hear about your dad, john.  not an easy thing to go thru, i am
    sure.  chin up.
    
    
    
12.13387ACISS1::BATTISSoapbox NCAA ChampionWed Apr 03 1996 12:392
    
    sorry to hear about your father John. I'll say an extra prayer for him.
12.13388ACISS1::BATTISSoapbox NCAA ChampionWed Apr 03 1996 12:404
    
    oh no!! &y is leaving mother DEC?? this inhales big time, do they not
    know of his famous Scottish chili?? He's also reknowned for his great
    gifts of the wax variety.
12.13389CNTROL::JENNISONCrown Him with many crownsWed Apr 03 1996 12:595
    
    	Praying for your father and your family, John.
    
    	Karen
    
12.13390CSLALL::HENDERSONPlay ball!Wed Apr 03 1996 13:2511


 TTH Monday...reading about 3 year old triplet girls killed in a car
 accident..their parent's van stalled on the side of the road, a big
 rig hit the van, sending it into the median :-(




 Jim
12.13391CHEFS::HANDLEY_IDo unto others...then split!Wed Apr 03 1996 13:318
    
    Why do these truckers never seem able to watch where they're driving? 
    With all the lights thay have on the front of these things you'd think
    they have a better then average chance of avoiding a crash.  Driver
    stupidity?
    
    
    I.
12.13392GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheWed Apr 03 1996 13:346
    
    a lot of times, it isn't the trucker's fault, but the four-wheeler-
    driving-with-an-attitude-towards-trucker's fault.  kinda like the
    four-wheeler-driving-with-an-attitude-towards-motorcyles...
    
    
12.13393POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Full Body FrisksWed Apr 03 1996 13:343
    
    <-- huh?
    
12.13394GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheWed Apr 03 1996 13:3811
    
    i mean, a lot of times, it isn't the truck driver's (or the
    motorcyclist's) stupidity that causes the accident, but the driver of 
    the car who was stupid, who cops an attitude.  i've been with people
    who are driving along fine, but as soon as a truck appears and wants to
    move over, they cram up the space so that the truck can't get over, and
    kinda laughing to themselves.  as if they don't have a right to be on
    the road.  i am not saying that this is always the case, but too
    quickly people assume it's the trucker's fault for an accident...
    
    
12.13395MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Wed Apr 03 1996 13:457
    John, 
    
    I wish you and your dad God's best at this time.
    
    Rgds.,
    
    -Jack
12.13396SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerWed Apr 03 1996 13:519
    My condolences John.  It is difficult to
    take over steering the ship when a parent becomes
    seriously ill.  I wish you and your family God's
    strength.
    
    Mary-Michael
    
    
    
12.13397LANDO::OLIVER_Bapril is the coolest monthWed Apr 03 1996 14:001
    john, i am sorry to hear the news about your father.
12.13398ROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150 kts. is TOO slow!Wed Apr 03 1996 14:116
    re: .13372
    
    John, I am deeply saddened by your news.  I have asked the Lord not to
    let him suffer.
    
    Bob
12.13399CSC32::M_EVANSIt doesn't get better than......Wed Apr 03 1996 14:126
    John,
    
    Sorry to hear of your father's illness.  May he not suffer and may you
    be spared difficult decisions.
    
    meg
12.13400snarfACISS2::LEECHextremistWed Apr 03 1996 14:1514
    TTHT:  It's bowling night.  No longer do I wonder if it is a TTL or a
    TTH.  No doubt I will bowl a sterling low 500 series (or heck, I may
    drop into the 400's tonight...wouldn't be anything unusual this year)
    tonight...something I could probably accomplish equally well
    left-handed.
    
    It wouldn't be so bad if I could order a Guinness to ease the pain of
    my wretched scoring, but alas...they do not sell Guinness there- nor
    Murphey's Irish Stout, Sam Adams, nor anything else that remotely 
    resembles beer.  Not that I want to drink myself silly or anything, but
    one or two would be nice to buffer me from the impending aggrivation.
    
    
    -steve (NOT a bowling machine -- not even a half-decent bowler this year)
12.13401WAHOO::LEVESQUEput the opening in backWed Apr 03 1996 14:371
    aggravation. /hth
12.13402ACISS2::LEECHextremistWed Apr 03 1996 14:401
    <-- yes, that too...
12.13403DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Wed Apr 03 1996 14:458
    
    
    	sorry to hear about your father john.  My dad just lost
    	his mother to cancer.  I hope your dad doesn't have to 
    	go through what she did.
    
    	JJ
    
12.13404DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Wed Apr 03 1996 14:548
    
    
    
    	.... being tired.  I'm so tired of being tired!
    
    	.... and I'm really really getting sick of hearing
    		Hootie and the Blowfish on the radio constantly.
    
12.13405POLAR::RICHARDSONAlrighty, bye bye then.Wed Apr 03 1996 15:021
    They only want to be with you-oooo-oooo!
12.13406BIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoWed Apr 03 1996 15:054

	JJ, you'll be happy to know that they are ready to release their new CD
in a couple of weeks. So you will get to hear new Hootie songs!
12.13407more HootyGAAS::BRAUCHERWelcome to ParadiseWed Apr 03 1996 15:063
    
      So, is their second album out yet ?  bb
    
12.13408BUSY::SLABOUNTYA Parting Shot in the DarkWed Apr 03 1996 15:0716
    
    	I was sick of hearing Hootie and the Blowfish on the radio even
    	before I knew the name of the band.
    
    
    	And last night was no repeat for me as 9-ball champ of The
    	Green Room.  I won my 1st set 5-3, and proceeded to lose the
    	next 2 sets 5-0 and 5-1.  A 15-year old kid ended up winning.
    
    	The guy who came in 2nd place stopped me in the parking lot
    	and said, "You know, that kid's only 15 and shouldn't be
    	playing in these tournaments until he's 18.  That's what the
    	rules say."  Strange that he never said anything about this
    	BEFORE the tournament, when he figured he was taking easy
    	money from a young kid.  Poor guy, eh?
    
12.1340943GMC::KEITHDr. DeuceWed Apr 03 1996 15:1018
    Two men were scheduled to be executed in Texas this AM by lethal
    injection. The warden offered them the customery last request.
    
    The warden asked 1st man for his last request.
    
    
    He replied
    
    "Could they play Hootie and the Blowfish one more time?" 
    
    The warden agreed.
    
    He then turned to the 2nd man awaiting execution and asked what he
    would like as a last request. He replied:
    
    
    
    Can I go first...    
12.13410DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Wed Apr 03 1996 15:336
    
    
    	yeah, I know about the new album.  Kiss 108 'premiered'
    	the first single from it over the weekend.  I said to
    	myself "Oh joy, more Hootie to get overplayed".  Gack.
    
12.13411GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheWed Apr 03 1996 15:4911
    
    eessshhhh...it's a good thing i like hootie and the blowfish, eh??
    i guess, for  you, it's like when melissa ethridge was big last year,
    every other song i heard was one of hers and i was ready to blow up the
    radio.  now, i can tolerate her songs, and even like them, because  i
    don't hear them as often.  but i have liked hootie from the start so i
    don't mind.
    
    tth:  hearing bad news all morning from one place or another...
    
    
12.13412GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheWed Apr 03 1996 15:5211
    
    oh yeah, and hearing that someone is paying cindy crawford 1,000,000$
    to 'write' a book on make-up application.  i realized mary kay has
    written a similar book, so to speak, but at least mary kay practiced
    what she preached...cindy has other people do her make-up...
    
    and i also just heard that we are probably due for sequel after sequel
    of 'babe'...the movie folx just signed some deal with jim henson
    pictures, et al...
    
    
12.13413CSLALL::HENDERSONPlay ball!Wed Apr 03 1996 15:579
    
>    and i also just heard that we are probably due for sequel after sequel
>    of 'babe'...the movie folx just signed some deal with jim henson
>    pictures, et al...
 

     Yeah..this is what I've been working on lately..   
    

12.13414ACISS2::LEECHextremistWed Apr 03 1996 16:148
    .13372
    
    I somehow missed this on my perusal through notes, but caught
    condolence messages...I just backtracked.  
    
    Sorry to hear about this John.  Prayers to you and your family.
    
    -steve
12.13415CSLALL::HENDERSONPlay ball!Wed Apr 03 1996 16:1710


 Also praying for your dad and family, John





Jim
12.13416DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Wed Apr 03 1996 16:506
    
    
    	raq - 
    
    	Actually I love Melissa but was also sick of 
    	"Come to my Window" being played all the time.
12.13417SMURF::WALTERSWed Apr 03 1996 17:201
    Oh, so it's "to" my window.  That explains everything.
12.13418TROOA::BUTKOVICHI am NOT a wind stealer!Wed Apr 03 1996 21:116
    John - I'm just getting caught up on notes.... so sorry to read about
    your father.  My sincere wish is that he does not suffer and that you
    and the rest of your family have the time to share whatever good-byes
    that are needed. Lean on each other and remember the good times.
    
    Chris
12.13419COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertThu Apr 04 1996 04:2737
Thanks for all the well-wishes.

This is not pleasant at all.  Fortunately there are no decisions.  He has
a "living will"; all the phones are labelled "Do not call 911" and have
the hospice service number; and to my relief I found out that Tommie has
a power of attorney and I apparently don't have to worry about being
executor (that must have been if they both died; I really didn't pay a
lot of attention to talk about wills and stuff, figuring I'd find out
what was in them when the time came).  She has a good grasp on the whole
situation and has three children of her own to help support her, plus
my sister, whose three children are "her grandchildren" as far as she's
concerned (her own children will not likely produce any grandchildren).
When my mother died fifteen years ago we were somewhat worried about my
father until he found Tommie; I don't think we need to worry much about
her; she's much more self-reliant than he ever was.

I've never seen cancer set in this rapidly in an otherwise healthy person.
Four weeks ago we would have assumed he was going to live another five to
twenty years (his father made it to 95, his mother to 80, and his older
sister to 83).  The ammonia level in his blood (from the cancer) is so
high that his brain really isn't working right, and he knows it.  He's
completely frustrated about the fact that he knows he can't make his
brain work, and he just talks on about things that don't make a lot of
sense.  Moles on his back are oozing blood.

He appears to be in no pain, but that could be partly his stoic nature,
or, as the hospice nurse explained, he could be in pain and not even
know it.  He isn't eating, but he gets up and walks from room to room
and sits for a while, and then goes somewhere else and sits for a while.

He knows people's names, but he did confuse Charlie (Tommie's son-in-law)
with me late this evening.

They tell me today was a "good day" compared to yesterday; I would hate to
have seen yesterday, and I am sure there will be much worse days.

/john
12.13420BSS::DEVEREAUXThu Apr 04 1996 04:3513
    Sorry that you and your father (and other family members) have to go
    through such a painful time John. My prayers are with you.
    
    I went through something similar last summer and last fall (both my
    parents passed away, as well as my grandmother. what a year). One thing
    for sure, it's not pleasant.
    
    Since hospice is involved I assume your father is at the end stage. I
    hope for your sake and his it doesn't run on too long.
    
    Take care of yourself, and major {{{hugs}}}
    
    aks, michelle
12.13421Take care.SPECXN::CONLONThu Apr 04 1996 04:365
    John, this must be so difficult for you (even without the need for
    decisions.)
    
    My best wishes to you,
    Suzanne
12.13422BSS::SMITH_SlycanthropeThu Apr 04 1996 04:464
    Sorry to hear.  An ordeal I never want to go through but I know I'll
    have to too soon. God be with you in this time of suffering.
    -ss
    
12.13423GIDDAY::BURTS.I.S.Thu Apr 04 1996 04:527
It's ghastly losing a loved one - whether the means be fast or slow, there's 
always hurt people remaining.

Many hugs John.


\C
12.13424POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Full Body FrisksThu Apr 04 1996 15:477
    
    Jack Martin bought the very house I've been drooling over in the
    housing magazines for two months.  I finally decided to call the Real 
    Estate Agent on Saturday to see if I could go look at it 8^/.
    
    I think I'll jump out the window!  
    
12.13425BUSY::SLABOUNTYBe gone - you have no powers hereThu Apr 04 1996 15:493
    
    	Maybe Jack needs a maid?
    
12.13426HANNAH::MODICAJourneyman NoterThu Apr 04 1996 15:505
    
    Mz Deb.
    
    Don't fret! Timberly park was built on an old toxic waste dump.
    Doesn't even need streelights.
12.13427LANDO::OLIVER_Bapril is the coolest monthThu Apr 04 1996 15:521
    what a coincidence!
12.13428POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Full Body FrisksThu Apr 04 1996 15:526
    
    I'm so depressed!
    
    We're going to have to have a party at Jack's so I can fondle the
    fireplace and stuff.
    
12.13429LANDO::OLIVER_Bapril is the coolest monthThu Apr 04 1996 15:551
    we'll have to burn something in effigy!
12.13430POLAR::RICHARDSONAlrighty, bye bye then.Thu Apr 04 1996 16:081
    Where is the effigy place? They're _always_ burning things there.
12.13431GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheThu Apr 04 1996 16:1910
    
    the right side of my jaw is sore again.  3rd time since late october. 
    dentist said something about it being gland related.  it feels swollen,
    but i don't think it is.  and of course, by the time i make an
    appointment to have him actually check it out (it was happening the
    last time i went), the pain will be gone.  if it's just glands, then i
    can probably live with it, but this has never happened before october
    and things like tmj and arthritis keep coming to mind... :<
    
    
12.13432LJ is buying some HOT coffee!BIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoThu Apr 04 1996 16:193

	Deb, if we burn Jack, will you get the house?
12.13433BUSY::SLABOUNTYBeing weird isn't enoughThu Apr 04 1996 16:426
    
    	Every time I get into Netscape my PC locks up on me.
    
    	I get a Netscape window, I click on "Bookmarks", I click on a
    	sub-category and that's where it locks up.
    
12.13434POLAR::RICHARDSONAlrighty, bye bye then.Thu Apr 04 1996 16:433
    Turn off your pc.
    
    This will fix the problem.
12.13435BUSY::SLABOUNTYBeing weird isn't enoughThu Apr 04 1996 16:448
    
    	If you mean "turn it off and turn it back on", then no, because
    	I just did that and it's still doing it.
    
    	If you mean "turn it off and leave it off", then yes, I guess
    	that solves 1 problem but creates a few others ... like trying
    	to get Access to work on a VT420.
    
12.13436LANDO::OLIVER_Bapril is the coolest monthThu Apr 04 1996 17:202
    geez, raq, you sure do have a lot of medical problems.  
    bummer.
12.13437GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheThu Apr 04 1996 18:556
    
    a lot???
    
    never thought of the few i have as a lot...
    
    
12.13438SCASS1::BARBER_Anod nod bang flip twirl twirlThu Apr 04 1996 21:053
    I hate not being caught up in the box and not being able to respond to
    mail adequately these days...Oh well, the world will keep spinning I'm
    sure.
12.13439BIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoThu Apr 04 1996 21:464

	Nice to know that you can still pop in here, though.... that I REALLY
like! 
12.13440Not happy:-(TROOA::TEMPLETONOneortheotherFri Apr 05 1996 02:349
    Being told that, when we move, I will not be able to get into the BOX
    in the evening.
    
    We are moving into an area were all calls will be long distance and the
    "Powers who be" have decided I do not need this "Extra tool" to do my
    daily chores.
    
    
    joan
12.13441COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertFri Apr 05 1996 04:5911
Three weeks ago today he walked all over Charleston, SC, and noone knew he
wasn't well.

Today he can't get an intelligible sentence out or even swallow his pain
pills; they'll probably have to go to an IV tomorrow to manage the pain.

And if I stay here in Huntsville, he'll probably hang on for weeks (because
of Murphy, not because I'm here), but if I take that flight to German DECUS
next week, he'll probably die while I'm on my way.

/john
12.13442WMOIS::GIROUARD_CFri Apr 05 1996 09:593
    know that the weekend is going to be cold and wet and most of next week
    will be crappy cold just wheni was getting out on my bicycle regularly
    again! a nice 31 miler last night, however.
12.13443CSLALL::HENDERSONIt is finishedFri Apr 05 1996 12:369

 Still praying for your dad and family, John..





 Jim
12.13444HANNAH::MODICAJourneyman NoterFri Apr 05 1996 12:497
    
    Last night at the dinner table...
    
    I actually wondered for the 1st time ever, why am I in this
    marriage.
    
    Just thinking that bothers me.
12.13445ACISS2::LEECHextremistFri Apr 05 1996 12:523
    I take it the wife is still having a tough time kicking the smokes?
    
    Hang in there, buddy.
12.13446CNTROL::JENNISONCrown Him with many crownsFri Apr 05 1996 13:197
    
    	TTHY:  My boss' last day.  At least I didn't break down and
    	       cry at lunch (although I cried when I wrote out his
    	       card).
    
    	TTHT:  Looks like the video board on my workstation has died.
    	       
12.13447ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsFri Apr 05 1996 13:232
    
    Karen, did he get TFSO'd or just leave on his own??
12.13448WAHOO::LEVESQUEput the opening in backFri Apr 05 1996 13:575
    >	TTHT:  Looks like the video board on my workstation has died.
    
     Not to worry. If you have pull, field service might be by in 2-3
    weeks. Unless you guys can afford to put your hardware under contract,
    in which case you'll receive real-time service.
12.13449BROKE::PARTSFri Apr 05 1996 14:244
    
    hang in there john.  
    
    bob
12.13450CNTROL::JENNISONCrown Him with many crownsFri Apr 05 1996 14:576
    
    	I think we're under contract.  We do important work over here ;-)
    
    	Mark B., he left on his own.  He's moving to Texas :-(
    
    
12.13451DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Fri Apr 05 1996 15:007
    
    
    
    	.... the weather forecast for this weekend.  Overcast, rain
    	and/or snow, temps in the 30's and 40's.  Couple more years
    	of winters like this and I'm packing up and heading to Arizona.
    
12.13452ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsFri Apr 05 1996 15:304
    
    JJ, quit complaining about the weather. we just sent you the same stuff
    we had yesterday. Share and share alike I always say. It was just 70
    on Wednesday.
12.13453SCASS1::GUINEO::MOOREGetOuttaMyChairFri Apr 05 1996 15:5312
    .13444
    
    Best wishes. Many time I have wondered the same thing.  However, I
    remember that _I_ made the committment, and therefore my word has
    to be my bond.  With that in mind, _I_ have to think of ways to make
    the marriage work.
    
    Perhaps this sounds simplistic, but it does work, at least for me.
    
    Regards,
    
    Barry
12.13454DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Fri Apr 05 1996 15:5511
    
    	re: Mark
    
    	Well then kindly send the 70 degree weather as well.  Extended
    	forecast here through Tuesday is the same as the weekend.
    	Yucky.  
    
    	Thank you.  =)
    
    	JJ
    
12.13455HANNAH::MODICAJourneyman NoterFri Apr 05 1996 16:004
    
    Thanks Barry, I appreciate the advice.
    
    						Hank
12.13456POLAR::RICHARDSONAlrighty, bye bye then.Fri Apr 05 1996 16:083
    Sometimes people change too much to make it work.
    
    This has been my experience.
12.13457WAHOO::LEVESQUEput the opening in backFri Apr 05 1996 16:313
    >Sometimes people change too much to make it work.
    
     Sounds like a recipe for resentment. 
12.13458BUSY::SLABOUNTYDogbert's New Ruling Class: 100KFri Apr 05 1996 16:5712
    
    	Has anyone used the new "Personal Workspace" utility in Net-
    	scape?
    
    	It looks really neat, and I'm trying to set the thing up,
    	but I've gotten about 7 GPF errors in the last hour and I
    	can never get to the end of the set-up before I get booted
    	out.  Actually, I finished it once, and then went back in
    	to add a couple bookmark links, but in the process of add-
    	ing the link I got a GPF error and it wiped out not only the
    	changes I made but the entire set-up.
    
12.13459BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't drink the (toilet) water.Fri Apr 05 1996 17:1810
    
    	Well, I finally got through the set-up without a GPF error,
    	so if I get a few minutes I can browse and see what sort of
    	niceties it offers.
    
    	Does anyone know why my chosen font is being ignored by Net-
    	scape?  It's apparently ignoring my font choice and using a
    	generic text font ... not nearly as pretty as the Briem I'd
    	selected.
    
12.13460DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Fri Apr 05 1996 17:236
    
    
    	I believe Netscape has it's own font set and no matter what
    	you do, it won't change it.  (recollection from an html
    	course)
    
12.13461WAHOO::LEVESQUEput the opening in backFri Apr 05 1996 17:241
    Synthesis tools that create latches out of combinational signals. Grrr.
12.13462BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't drink the (toilet) water.Fri Apr 05 1996 17:336
    
    	JJ, I've been using this font successfully for a long time,
    	but today it's ignored that font 2 or 3 times.  It's only
    	for the text portions of the pages ... it doesn't affect
    	the words in graphics.
    
12.13463DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Fri Apr 05 1996 18:314
    
    
    	Hmmm.........  Well I'm far from an expert so....
    
12.13464CNTROL::JENNISONCrown Him with many crownsFri Apr 05 1996 20:037
    
    	I just discovered that the Junior Mints I bought yesterday
    	spilled inside my pocket book.  
    
    	o o
    	 n
    
12.13465BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Fri Apr 05 1996 20:078
    
    	I hate it when that happens.
    
    	Way back when, in 6th grade or so, I remember sticking a
    	couple small chocolate eggs in my pocket and finding them
    	a few hours later.  Needless to say, the pencil that I was
    	planning on using was ready for the trash by then.
    
12.13466can I sue ?GAAS::BRAUCHERWelcome to ParadiseFri Apr 05 1996 20:114
    
      And the M&M company lies - they DO melt in your hand !
    
      bb
12.13467CNTROL::JENNISONCrown Him with many crownsFri Apr 05 1996 20:204
    
    	Well, Shawn, I'd never put them in my pocket!  They were
    	in a box, they should have stayed there!
    
12.13468BUSY::SLABOUNTYDuster :== idiot driver magnetFri Apr 05 1996 20:235
    
    	Well, the chocolate eggs were individually wrapped in gold-
    	looking foil.  That should have been a sufficient thermal
    	insulator, no?
    
12.13469SMURF::BINDERUva uvam vivendo variatFri Apr 05 1996 20:279
    .13460
    
    > I believe Netscape has it's own font set...
    
    On the Macintosh version of Netscape, one of the general preferences
    items is fonts.  You can choose a font and a size for monospacing text
    (defaults to Courier, I have it set to Monaco) and a different font and
    size for proportional text (defaults to Times, I tried Palatino but set
    it back to Times).
12.13470CSLALL::HENDERSONIt is finishedFri Apr 05 1996 20:349
    
>    	I just discovered that the Junior Mints I bought yesterday
>    	spilled inside my pocket book.  
    
 
      
       Lucky you weren't in an operating room!    

12.13471BIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoFri Apr 05 1996 20:378
| <<< Note 12.13464 by CNTROL::JENNISON "Crown Him with many crowns" >>>


| I just discovered that the Junior Mints I bought yesterday
| spilled inside my pocket book.

	Karen, did you find them, or did security???? :-)

12.13472FABSIX::P_OHALLORANcertifiable fruitloopSat Apr 06 1996 00:243
    
    everything is all FUBAR   (AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH)
    
12.13473SX4GTO::OLSONDBTC Palo AltoSat Apr 06 1996 01:4017
    Jensen.  Attempting Windows NT installation.  Wading through these
    interminably slow bizarre little EISA config menus, around and around
    and around and...how many times has it told me to power cycle the
    machine this afternoon?  Too depressing to guess, well over a dozen.
    
    It seems that my hard disk doesn't have a valid partition to load upon.
    When I try to run the only vaguely referenced disk formatter mentioned
    in the manual, and miraculously, guess the proper location and syntax
    for its location (cd:\alpha\arcinst.exe) it whines at me that
    
    huh.  Going through it again to reproduce the message, *this* time it
    decided to ask me if it should configure partitions.  How far will I
    get before it tells me to power cycle again?  Only the shadow knows.
    
    (*groan*)
    
    DougO
12.13474COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertSat Apr 06 1996 05:5414
>Today he can't get an intelligible sentence out or even swallow his pain
>pills; they'll probably have to go to an IV tomorrow to manage the pain.

I was wrong about the IV -- the hospice prescribed suppositories.
So he can pretend that he's French during his last days.

He had a few moments where we knew he recognized everyone today, and
we all said goodbye and sang some of his favorite songs and he moved
his mouth along with the words, and at the end said, "OK, let's go
home now."  But he was at home.

I'm coming home, so that's it until the requiem.

/john
12.13475This is heartbreaking.SPECXN::CONLONSat Apr 06 1996 07:213
    Best wishes to you, John.
    
    Suzanne
12.13476That it was this fast could go in topic 11COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertSun Apr 07 1996 03:259
The end of this life for my father.

John R. M. Covert, 17 Dec 1918 - 6 Apr 1996

Funeral in Huntsville, maybe Tuesday or Wednesday.

Interment at Arlington National Cemetery later.

/john
12.13477PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BSun Apr 07 1996 05:362
  .13476  that's a lot for you to absorb, john. 
	  heartfelt condolences.
12.13478CSLALL::HENDERSONIt is finishedSun Apr 07 1996 07:3913


   Makes my TTH rather silly...


  Keeping all of yuo in prayer, John





  Jim up working a customer problem
12.13479POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Full Body FrisksSun Apr 07 1996 07:585
    
    My condolences, too, John 8^/.
    
    Thank goodness you were able to be with him one more time.
    
12.13480SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Sun Apr 07 1996 14:057
    
    
    	I'm sorry to hear about your father passing on John, but I'm glad
    it was relatively quick. God bless you and your family...
    
    
    jim
12.13481SPECXN::CONLONSun Apr 07 1996 17:273
    My heartfelt condolences to you, too, John.

    Suzanne
12.13482BIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoSun Apr 07 1996 19:053

	Sorry about the loss, John.
12.13483SHRCTR::PJOHNSONaut disce, aut discedeSun Apr 07 1996 20:424
John, you'll get through it. Faith in the future will help. Faith is
all we have, I think.

Pete
12.13484BIGHOG::PERCIVALI'm the NRA,USPSA/IPSC,NROI-ROSun Apr 07 1996 22:235

	Our sympathies John. Kat and my prayers are with you.

Jim
12.13485TROOA::BUTKOVICHI am NOT a wind stealer!Mon Apr 08 1996 02:437
    John - it sounds like your last visit was of great comfort to your
    Father.  I'm sure he felt his pain at leaving his loved ones was eased
    by the fact that you had a chance to say good-bye.
    
    My sincere sympathy to you and your family,
    
    Chris
12.13486SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Mon Apr 08 1996 11:1713
    
    
    	Late night ambulance call. It's 10pm and I'm right in the middle of
    my workout on the stair-stepper when the tones go off. MVA. Roads are
    horrible and we arrive on the scene to find a 12yr old kid who's
    starred the windshield with his head (no seatbelt on, no airbags in
    vehicle). He was awake and alert and we drove him to the hospital w/o
    incident, but I can't BELIEVE he wasn't wearing a seatbelt while out in
    this junk. I can't believe his father didn't insist that he have it on
    (although insisting on anything with a 12yr old can be a challenge). It
    could've been a lot worse.
    
    jim
12.13487ACISS2::LEECHextremistMon Apr 08 1996 12:326
    My condolences on the loss of your father, John.  I'm glad to hear that
    it was quick, rather than a long and drawn-out process.  God be with
    you and your family.
    
    
    -steve
12.13488ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsMon Apr 08 1996 12:543
    
    Sorry to hear about your father John. I'm glad you had the chance
    to say goodbye to him in person.
12.13489HANNAH::MODICAJourneyman NoterMon Apr 08 1996 12:544
    
    So sorry to hear about your dad, John.
    
    							Hank
12.13490CNTROL::JENNISONCrown Him with many crownsMon Apr 08 1996 13:3111
    
    	John,
    
    	I am sorry for your loss, and will continue to keep your
    	family in prayer over the next few days.
    
    	I praise God for His mercy in making your father's suffering
    	so short.
    
    	Karen
    
12.13491DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Mon Apr 08 1996 13:538
    
    
    	Sorry to hear about your dad, John.
    
    
    
    	TTHT....   everything.
    
12.13492MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Mon Apr 08 1996 14:168
    "I am the resurrection, and the life.  He who believes in me though he
    die yet shall he live."
    
    My sympathies to you and your family John.
    
    Rgds.,
    
    -Jack
12.13493SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerMon Apr 08 1996 14:213
    My condolences to you and your family, John.
    
    
12.13494SCASS1::EDITEX::MOOREGetOuttaMyChairMon Apr 08 1996 16:154
    
    So sorry, John. My best regards to you and your family.
    
    -Barry
12.13495BUSY::SLABOUNTYForm feed = &lt;ctrl&gt;v &lt;ctrl&gt;lMon Apr 08 1996 16:153
    
    	My PC's favorite keystrokes are becoming CTRL-ALT-DEL.
    
12.13496SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Mon Apr 08 1996 16:365
    
    
    	the three fingered salute!
    
    
12.13497TROOA::TEMPLETONOneortheotherMon Apr 08 1996 17:597
    John,
    
    I am very sorry to hear about your father.
    
    
    
    joan
12.13498Almost SnArF-aroo time...VMSNET::M_MACIOLEKFour54 Camaro/Only way to flyMon Apr 08 1996 18:085
    I gotta bring my mom to the airport.  80 miles away.  Gotta drive
    through downtown Atlanta.  I HATE when this happens.  
    (the driving through atlanta part - in the rain).
    
    MadMike
12.13499CNTROL::JENNISONCrown Him with many crownsMon Apr 08 1996 18:1412
    
    	TTHT:
    
    	No field service yet for my workstation.  Apparently, I'm
    	not as important as I thought.  I'm borrowing my former
    	boss' workstation, which was obviously set up for someone
    	who doesn't use the computer all day.  
    
    	One full day of this and I'll end up back at the O.T.'s office.
    
    	Karen
    
12.13500CSLALL::SECURITYLUNCHBOXMon Apr 08 1996 18:302
    The Red Sox home opener was delayed today due to the 5 inches of snow
    we got last night. At least it's one less mark in the loss column.
12.13501SOLVIT::KRAWIECKItumble to remove burrsMon Apr 08 1996 20:144
    
    
    pain in my foot AFTER teaching class...
    
12.13502POWDML::HANGGELIHigh Maintenance HoneyMon Apr 08 1996 20:153
    
    I've had a headache since Sunday morning 8^/.
    
12.13503SCASS1::EDITEX::MOOREGetOuttaMyChairMon Apr 08 1996 20:352
    
    <--- Oh, has Shawn been staying with you ?
12.135048^)POWDML::HANGGELIHigh Maintenance HoneyMon Apr 08 1996 20:414
    
    I'd laugh, but it hurts when I do!
    
    
12.13505CSLALL::HENDERSONIt is finishedMon Apr 08 1996 20:434


 I have a "not enough sleep" headache.
12.13506LANDO::OLIVER_Bapril is the coolest monthMon Apr 08 1996 20:451
    my foot hurts.
12.13507CSLALL::SECURITYLUNCHBOXMon Apr 08 1996 20:468
    Ms Deb
    
    Nothing is better for a headache than a beautiful tattoo. We can go
    over the border to Tattoo Fever in Pelham to see my all time favorite
    artist Mike LaFontaine. The first one's on me, whatcha say?
    
    
    					lunchbox
12.13508MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Mon Apr 08 1996 20:484
> my all time favorite artist Mike LaFontaine

Hardly a proper name for someone who induces bleeding.

12.13509SOLVIT::KRAWIECKItumble to remove burrsMon Apr 08 1996 20:517
    
    re: .13506
    
    >my foot hurts.
    
    See?? Shouldn'ta spoke up so soon afore...
    
12.13510POWDML::HANGGELIHigh Maintenance HoneyMon Apr 08 1996 20:5717
    
    .13507
    
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
                     aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
                                       ggggggg
                                              ggggg
                                                   hhhh
                                                       hhh
                                                          hh
                                                            .
                                                             .
                                                              .
                                                               .
                                                                .
                                                                 ....{thud}
    
12.13511CSLALL::SECURITYLUNCHBOXMon Apr 08 1996 20:581
    It doesn't hurt that much!!!!
12.13512SOLVIT::KRAWIECKItumble to remove burrsMon Apr 08 1996 20:585
    
    
    Reminds me of the "Solitare" game on the PC when you finally win, it
    starts spitting down the cards...
    
12.13513BUSY::SLABOUNTYGreat baby! Delicious!!Mon Apr 08 1996 22:5810
    
    	I just ate a Hebert's caramel milk chocolate bar, and, too
    	late, I read the back of the wrapper to find that it cont-
    	ained 16 grams of fat.
    
    	Eesh, I can feel myself gaining weight as I sit here.  I'll
    	run all the way down the stairs and out to the car and maybe,
    	just maybe, I'll be able to burn it all off before it does
    	any permanent damage.
    
12.13514BIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoMon Apr 08 1996 23:028
| <<< Note 12.13507 by CSLALL::SECURITY "LUNCHBOX" >>>

| artist Mike LaFontaine. 

	Lunchbox.....describe this guy. I know a Mike LaFontaine. 


Glen
12.13515CSLALL::SECURITYLUNCHBOXMon Apr 08 1996 23:066
    He's kinda short and he has tattoo "sleeves". He has long hair and
    glasses. I think he has two kids, but maybe only one. He's gotten some
    awards at AMJAM in NY, one of the larger tattoo conventions. He's
    reasonable, too. My dragon/sun took 2 hours to do, and he charged $150,
    which is about $30 less than the hourly "going rate" of $90. Nice job,
    too, the points on my sun look like they could cut you.
12.13516BIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoMon Apr 08 1996 23:193

	Not the same guy...
12.13517CSLALL::SECURITYLUNCHBOXMon Apr 08 1996 23:221
    I kinda figured!!!!
12.13518SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Mon Apr 08 1996 23:2319
    
    
    	The following calc problem:
    
    	1/3ln 125 + 1/2ln x = ln x
    
    	the solution (that I eventually figured out) is:
    
    	1/3ln 125 = -1/2ln x + ln x
    	1/3ln 125 = 1/2ln x
    	125^1/3 = x^1/2
    	5 = x^1/2
    	25 = x
    
    
    	eeks! I can't wait for the test next week...:*P
    
    jim
                
12.13519CSLALL::SECURITYLUNCHBOXMon Apr 08 1996 23:272
    I taught my girlfriend how to play chess a couple of months ago and
    last night she beat me. This could be the start of a bad tradition.
12.13520POLAR::RICHARDSONAlrighty, bye bye then.Tue Apr 09 1996 00:412
    You've also taught her to think ahead. This is bad, because now she'll
    dump you for sure.
12.13521CSLALL::SECURITYLUNCHBOXTue Apr 09 1996 00:461
    That would certainly fall under TTHT.
12.135228)SCASS1::BARBER_Anod nod bang flip twirl twirlTue Apr 09 1996 01:142
    .13513 Like you need to worry!?  You could eat 10 of those a day and
    not even notice, skinnyboy.
12.13523;^)SCASS1::EDITEX::MOOREGetOuttaMyChairTue Apr 09 1996 04:421
    < Pot calls kettle black. News at 11.
12.13524USAT02::HALLRGod loves even you!Tue Apr 09 1996 09:235
    Had 17 people in our house over the holiday weekend, all this during
    the next to last week of tax season.  I worked about 15 hours.  When I
    got up yesterday morning, I was feeling sick as a dog, but went to work
    and lasted until 12 noon.  Came home and slept 15 hours straight.  Now
    I feel like I don't know  what time zone I'm in.
12.13525ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsTue Apr 09 1996 12:212
    
    <--- you are now in the Twilight Zone. hth nnttm
12.13526BIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoTue Apr 09 1996 12:465
| <<< Note 12.13523 by SCASS1::EDITEX::MOORE "GetOuttaMyChair" >>>

| < Pot calls kettle black. News at 11.

	April is a skinny boy? 
12.13527ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsTue Apr 09 1996 12:482
    
    no. April is a thin woman.
12.13528BIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoTue Apr 09 1996 13:026
| <<< Note 12.13527 by ACISS1::BATTIS "Chicago Bulls-1996 world champs" >>>


| no. April is a thin woman.

	Then how can she paint the kettle black? :-)
12.13529Walking toothpick!!! Don't you ever eat??24333::BARBER_Anod nod bang flip twirl twirlTue Apr 09 1996 17:172
    Barry, you have no room to talk either.  I've never met Shawn, but I
    would be willing to be you're skinnier than him!!
12.13530EVMS::MORONEYwhile (!asleep) sheep++;Tue Apr 09 1996 17:233
>                -< Walking toothpick!!!  Don't you ever eat?? >-

If I had a dime...
12.13531EDITEX::MOOREGetOuttaMyChairTue Apr 09 1996 17:368
    
    'pril,
    
    TTTTTTThhhhhhhhhhhhhhpppppptttttttthhhhhhhhhhhh !!!!!
    
    I lost 4 pounds on that one.
    
    ;^)
12.13532DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Tue Apr 09 1996 17:515
    
    
    
    		.....more snow on the way
    
12.13533everythingPOWDML::HANGGELIHigh Maintenance HoneyTue Apr 09 1996 18:012
    
    
12.13534ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsTue Apr 09 1996 18:091
    <--- <frown>
12.13535BUSY::SLABOUNTYAs you wishTue Apr 09 1996 21:335
    
    	Deb, come on over here and I'll make you feel so much better.
    
    	Heck, if the price is right, I'll even go to you.
    
12.13536POWDML::HANGGELIHigh Maintenance HoneyTue Apr 09 1996 21:383
    
    I wish it were that simple 8^/.
    
12.13537SCASS1::BARBER_Anod nod bang flip twirl twirlTue Apr 09 1996 21:441
    Sore muscles
12.13538COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertTue Apr 09 1996 21:5660
My on-again-off-again DECUS trip:

I can't possibly catch that Thursday morning flight from Boston when
I'll still be in Huntsville until Wednesday afternoon.  The Thursday
morning flight has a 7:30 am check-in deadline.  My presentation
materials are in New Hampshire.  The earliest flight to Boston that
I can take on Wednesday after the funeral gets in at 22:20 on ValuJet,
and the weather in Boston is supposed to be bad on Wednesday; maybe
another 6 inches (15 cm) of snow after the 6 inches on Monday.

American agreed to change the Thursday ticket to the next day, but I would
have to call British Airways about their portion of the flight.

British Airways: "Your ticket is at the lowest possible fare; it
cannot be changed or refunded."

"But my father died."

"This kind of fare doesn't allow any changes or refunds."

"But my father died."

"Your father is in the United States.  His death doesn't have anything
to do with your trip to Europe."

"Let me speak to the president of British Airways."

"Here is Miss Wilson. ...  I see that when you called last night, someone
in the U.K. agreed to change or refund.  But there are no seats available."

"At any fare?"

"For $50 more, there is a seat available."

"$50 is no problem.  I'm sure DECUS would rather pay me $50 more than
cancel the course I'm teaching."

So we change the British Airways ticket.

American Airlines: "There are no seats on any of our flights out of Boston,
in fact, the Friday flight is about 20 seats overbooked.  You can keep
calling and try to get a seat, but there's nothing we can do now."

So I send out mail:

That's it folks.  I'm not going to DECUS.  I don't have any more time to
play with this.  I have to send the tickets and a copy of the death
certificate to the airlines and hope they agree to a refund.

And then I call American to get the address to send the tickets for a
refund.  When I do this, they find a seat on the Friday flight.

But only if I can present a death certificate.

I don't know if I can get one by the time I leave here tomorrow.  He only
died Saturday night, and it may take up to two weeks for one to be issued.

Grrrrr!

/john
12.13539CSLALL::SECURITYLUNCHBOXTue Apr 09 1996 22:068
    Sympathy is hard to come by, it seems.
    
    One nice thing about my mother's death was the numb haze that fell over
    me for the whole wake/funeral. It was a warm, disconnected feeling. I
    don't know if it was shock or what, but it made it easier to get
    through everything. I hope you're OK.
    
    					lunchbox
12.13540BIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoTue Apr 09 1996 22:118

	John, if this is any consolation...they are predicting smaller ammounts
of snow now for Boston. Mostly a rain storm. And it should be over fairly early
tomorrow morning. 


Glen
12.13541CarlessPOWDML::BUCKLEYTue Apr 09 1996 23:443
    My truck is still in the shop
    
    8^(
12.13542Enuff!!!MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Apr 10 1996 00:486
TTHT:
    It's snowing again.
TTLT:
    The woodstove is operating to keep it warm in the house.
TTHT:
    The woodstove is operating to keep it warm in the house on April 10th.
12.13543POLAR::RICHARDSONAlrighty, bye bye then.Wed Apr 10 1996 01:501
    You can see into the future, just like Chele.
12.13544MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Apr 10 1996 01:552
It's going to run through the night - rest assured.

12.13545GIDDAY::BURTS.I.S.Wed Apr 10 1996 02:017
I'm never going to get to go to a 'box bash :^(

sob.  whimper.


\C
12.13546BIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoWed Apr 10 1996 10:2016

	I get to stay home today, but only because we have even more of that
snow crap out there. 

	With about a foot of snow out there now, chances are the softball
season won't start on time (the landscaper was supposed to start today on the
fields). And if the season does not start on time, then we will have to play
the July 4th week (1-3). That means there will be a bunch of people who will be
complaining about it and I get to listen to it. God I HATE winter! 

	The bathroom is ice sold. Seems the window never wants to stay closed.
I get to work on that, today.

	Why the hell can't snow end on the last day of February and not start
until Christmas Eve? Grrrrrrr
12.13547USAT02::HALLRGod loves even you!Wed Apr 10 1996 10:364
    John:
    
    Our prayers are with you and your family.  I know you treasure many
    fond memories!
12.13548WAHOO::LEVESQUEbut mama, that's where the fun isWed Apr 10 1996 12:2918
    It's idiot day on the roads. 
    
    Clue: when someone's bearing down on you, DO NOT cut out in front of
    them. 
    
    Clue: if you see lots of people in your rearview mirror (you do know
    what a rear view mirror is, don't you?) and nobody at all in front of
    you, YOU ARE DRIVING TOO SLOW! If you want to walk, walk. If you want
    to stay home, stay home. If you want to crawl, pull to the side and let
    people with an actual destination drive at a reasonable speed.
    
    Clue: clear the snow off your roof, you lazy sack of you-know-what! And
    portholes are for the sides of ships, not for windshields. Clearing a 1
    square foot opening so you can see straight ahead may give a good
    indication of how self-centered you are, but it's also dangerous!
    Smarten up!
    
     Grrrrr.
12.13549"Want" may not be the operative term, but ...MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Apr 10 1996 12:363
> If you want to stay home, stay home.

Aye, aye, Cap'n!
12.13550ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsWed Apr 10 1996 12:473
    
    well Chele, just make a trip to Boston, and the gang will accomodate
    you. mz debra doesn't even require a reason to have a party.
12.13551MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Apr 10 1996 12:483
Or, Chele could invite us all to Oz - I have connections with a tramp
steamer line.

12.13552ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsWed Apr 10 1996 12:502
    
    so Jack, you have friends of the lower persuasion then?
12.13553exitSMURF::WALTERSWed Apr 10 1996 12:557
    .13538
    
    I had no problem getting a photocopy of a death cert to AA because I
    had to change my return flight one day.  At the desk they told me it
    had to be an original or a notarised photocopy.  Then they cheerfully
    refused a cancellation refund and charged me $150 more for slipping my
    flight a day. At least the 'plane was empty.
12.13554TROOA::BUTKOVICHI am NOT a wind stealer!Wed Apr 10 1996 14:425
    Chele - you *could* get some of the other Aussies involved in the box
    and then organize your own bash.  (Although this isn't always
    successful - I've brought a couple of people in, and they end up
    leaving the company - Manjit's last day is this Friday and Paula
    Summers left and now is back again)
12.13555DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Wed Apr 10 1996 14:4813
    
    
    
    	I AM SO SICK OF THIS &(%#^%*&)_*(%*  SNOW!!!!!!!
    
    	It's friggen April 10.  I should be outside, in the warm 
    	sunshine, planting my pansies and my stargazer lily bulbs.
    	What did am I doing instead?  Wiping 6" of snow off my car,
    	wearing snow boots, a winter coat, mittens and driving into
    	work in slush!!!
    
    	AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    
12.13556CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowWed Apr 10 1996 14:519

 Quit whining for cryin' out loud. Ain't nothing we can do about it, and a
 few days from now it will all be gone and we'll forget the stuff even
 exists and be complaning about how hot it is.



Jim
12.13557MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Wed Apr 10 1996 14:534
    I only got a dusting.
    
    
    AAAAAAAAAAAAhaaaaaaaa......
12.13558DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Wed Apr 10 1996 15:167
    
    
    	re: Jim
    
    	If I want to complain I will.  This is the TTHT topic.
    	Right now I hate the weather.
    
12.13559CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowWed Apr 10 1996 15:2512
    
>    	If I want to complain I will.  This is the TTHT topic.
>    	Right now I hate the weather.
 

        yup..a 1/2 smiley was supposed to be there.




Jim   

12.13560MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Apr 10 1996 15:314
>  few days [...]  be complaning about how hot it is.

Not me. It never gets too hot. That's what swimming pools are for.

12.13561WAHOO::LEVESQUEbut mama, that's where the fun isWed Apr 10 1996 15:342
    It does get too hot, but I don't complain about it because too much of
    the year we're subjected to sucky weather.
12.13562I love itCSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowWed Apr 10 1996 15:498

 I don't complain about the heat either, fwiw.




 Jim
12.13563DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Wed Apr 10 1996 15:508
    
    	I've stated in here before and I've told others as well
    	that if I complain even ONCE about the heat this summer,
    	anyone has permission to whack me one.  =)
    
    	Of course I'm wondering if we'll even HAVE a hot summer.
    
    	
12.13564WAHOO::LEVESQUEbut mama, that's where the fun isWed Apr 10 1996 15:551
    It'll probably be another barnburner like last summer.
12.13565GRANPA::KBRENNANWed Apr 10 1996 16:123
    
    
    IT AIN'T THE HEAT IT'S THE HUMIDITY////
12.13566ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsWed Apr 10 1996 16:285
    
    .13555
    
    JJ, why on earth would you want to plant your panties??? Do you think
    they'll grow or something?
12.13567DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Wed Apr 10 1996 17:027
    
    
    	pansies, Mark, Pansies!
    
    	Though that did make me go back and reread my note.  Had
    	me worried there for a minute!  =)
    
12.13568SUBSYS::NEUMYERYour memory still hangin roundWed Apr 10 1996 18:314
    
    	DEC storage being gobbled up by the SBU. 
    
    ed
12.13569ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsWed Apr 10 1996 18:474
    
    .13568
    
    what does that exactly mean to your average grunt?
12.13570SUBSYS::NEUMYERYour memory still hangin roundWed Apr 10 1996 19:256
    
    	Probably will be fewer grunts. 
    
    Oh, and we have one more level of VP in our food chain
    
    ed
12.13571CNTROL::JENNISONCrown Him with many crownsWed Apr 10 1996 20:069
    
    	If anyone cares, this storm is the first one to really get on
    	my nerves, and even then, only mildly.  
    
    	I *will* complain about the heat this summer.  I've earned the
    	right !
    
    	;-)
    
12.13572BIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoWed Apr 10 1996 22:275
| <<< Note 12.13557 by MKOTS3::JMARTIN "Madison...5'2'' 95 lbs." >>>

| I only got a dusting.

	We're talking snow, not dandruff! DOH!
12.13573CSLALL::SECURITYLUNCHBOXWed Apr 10 1996 22:552
    My, but that snow was heavy!!! It felt like I was shoveling bricks this
    morning.
12.13574fumble fingers - make that 'Sharon'MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Apr 10 1996 23:126
>    	I *will* complain about the heat this summer.  I've earned the
>    	right !

Don't, Karen. I'll invite you and the fambly up to enjoy the pool one hot day.
Although, Andy and Sharion are ahead of you on the list.

12.13575BIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoThu Apr 11 1996 00:514

	Jack, if you bring both up at the same time, you could have an aerobics
class inside the pool! 
12.13576COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertThu Apr 11 1996 05:023
Getting in this late, after 11 hours of travel.

/john
12.13577WMOIS::GIROUARD_CThu Apr 11 1996 10:293
    TTHLN: snowblowing the snow was more like pudding through the machine.
    
    TTHT: it was still snowing when i left my house this morning.
12.13578...waiting.POWDML::HANGGELIHigh Maintenance HoneyThu Apr 11 1996 12:562
    
    
12.13579no rule to make target. Stop.WAHOO::LEVESQUEbut mama, that's where the fun isThu Apr 11 1996 13:182
    The overnight disk movement turns out to have been somewhat less than
    seamless.
12.13580BSS::DEVEREAUXThu Apr 11 1996 14:599
    I have (well, not really *have*) to go to a funeral today...
    
    One of my prior bosses died on Tuesday (from cancer), and he was only
    43 years old. How sad. He still has kids living at home. He'd been
    working for DEC for almost 10 years now. He was a good man.
    
    (sigh)
    
    
12.13581BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't get even ... get odd!!Thu Apr 11 1996 15:506
    
    	You heard about the young girl that was going to fly across the
    	world or country or something, right?
    
    	Well, bad news ... the plane crashed and everybody died.
    
12.13582CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowThu Apr 11 1996 16:1011


 :-(

 crashed in Cheyenne Wyoming..not much more detail that I can find.




Jim
12.13583CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowThu Apr 11 1996 16:119

 As one who aspires to be a pilot one day, I've been following this since
 I first heard of her plans.  I heard this morning that she had departed
 Half Moon Bay, CA and was so excited for her..



 Jim
12.13584WAHOO::LEVESQUEbut mama, that's where the fun isThu Apr 11 1996 16:124
    NFW! The little girl (like 7 years old) from MA? Crap!
    
    There was supposed to be an adult supervising. I wonder if it was
    unavoidable.
12.13585CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowThu Apr 11 1996 16:194


 she had her dad and her instructor with her.
12.13586BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Thu Apr 11 1996 16:234
    
    	It's posted in "News Briefs", but you've probably seen it there
    	by now.
    
12.13587GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheThu Apr 11 1996 16:3027
    
    oh bummer...i had heard a little bit of this a few months ago, but had
    forgotten she was going to go on a longer trip...if any finds the story
    on it, please enter it.
    
    april '96 is not turning out to be a very good month...
    
    tthln:  a friend of a friend that i hadn't seen in a while came into 
    the store last nite.  i asked her how she was (just general
    ice-breaking conversation) and she mellowly said "just doing", so i
    asked how her easter was...that's when she said "oh, you hadn't
    heard..."...so, after i took my foot out of my mouth, i said
    no...apparently, her grandfather had died saturday morning.  he was a
    very active man who would have been 75 later this month and he was
    relatively in good health and great spirits just 2 weeks before he
    died; then he got sick, was admitted to the hospital, went in and out 
    of a coma for about a week, then died.   the docs are speculating that 
    a medication that he had been put on about a month ago had a toxic
    effect on his lungs.  she's taking it pretty hard as she saw him every
    day (since he lived on the first floor of the 3-apartment house she
    lives in), and i still feel like a ninny...
    
    
    on a lighter tth, my boss just put a plate of cut up chocolate easter
    bunny on my counter top...chocolate anyone??
    
                             
12.13588ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsThu Apr 11 1996 19:456
    
    .13578
    
    > waiting
    
    for a girl like you to come into my life...
12.13589POWDML::HANGGELIHigh Maintenance HoneyThu Apr 11 1996 19:524
    
    8^)
    
    
12.13590BUSY::SLABOUNTYErin go braghlessThu Apr 11 1996 20:085
    
    	RE: -2
    
    	[insert Hoover noises here]
    
12.13591ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsThu Apr 11 1996 20:354
    
    yes, but YOU won the Hoover Award at the last bash, not me.......
    
    oh, and besides, she likes me better.
12.13592BUSY::SLABOUNTYErotic NightmaresThu Apr 11 1996 21:074
    
    	I told you, Battis, I'm pretty sure I won it only because you
    	weren't there.
    
12.13593FABSIX::P_OHALLORANcertifiable fruitloopFri Apr 12 1996 00:244
    
    Mz_Deb must something special to have these guy's harping on eachother
    like this. 
    
12.13594EDITEX::MOOREGetOuttaMyChairFri Apr 12 1996 04:595
    How discerning, O'Halloran.
    
    Mz.Deb is proof: Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
    
    
12.13595FABSIX::P_OHALLORANdo not exceed recommended dosageFri Apr 12 1996 06:494
    
    well, in that case, call me MR_Pat
    
    
12.13596WMOIS::GIROUARD_CFri Apr 12 1996 11:201
    my annual physical today. blah!
12.13597ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsFri Apr 12 1996 12:193
    
    well Pat, one only has to gaze upon the beauty of mz_debra once, to
    fully appreciate the moment. she is truly a 'box babe. hth
12.13598WAHOO::LEVESQUEbut mama, that's where the fun isFri Apr 12 1996 14:481
    TTHT: plenty
12.13599SMURF::BINDERUva uvam vivendo variatFri Apr 12 1996 14:545
    ttht.
    
    Took my 4-year-old Abyssinian cat to the vet yesterday for removal of a
    growth in her mouth.  Pre-surgery blood work shows that she's in renal
    failure.  Probably terminal.
12.13600MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Fri Apr 12 1996 14:551
    Sultry Snarf!
12.13601TROOA::BUTKOVICHI am NOT a wind stealer!Fri Apr 12 1996 14:582
    Dick - sorry to hear about kitty.  I've never heard of the Abyssinian
    breed - can you describe it for me?
12.13602BSS::DEVEREAUXFri Apr 12 1996 15:003
    Dick,
    
    Sorry to hear about your kitty too
12.13603POWDML::HANGGELIHigh Maintenance HoneyFri Apr 12 1996 15:033
    
    Dick, I'm so sorry.
    
12.13604SMURF::BINDERUva uvam vivendo variatFri Apr 12 1996 15:2317
    .13601
    
    Abys look like wild cats.  They have a coat that resembles a mountain
    lion's, including the ticked fur - they are the only domestic cats with
    ticked fur.  The most common variant is the ruddy Aby, whose overall
    color is a light reddish brown, with a very prominent blackness to the
    fur, including a "racing stripe" along the back.  Other varieties are
    the blue, which is grayish; the red, which is redder and has virtually
    no pure black; and the fawn, which is like a red but much paler in
    color, as if it had faded.
    
    Abys all have yellow-green eyes.  They are medium-sized cats, very
    intelligent, highly athletic, very people-oriented, and inquisitive
    almost to a fault.  Whatever you're doing, they want to help.
    
    This one, named The Cat Bastet (after the Egyptian cat goddess), is the
    most loved cat I've ever lived with.
12.13605EVMS::MORONEYwhile (!asleep) sheep++;Fri Apr 12 1996 15:437
They are short-haired cats, right?

My cat is a "mutt", he was a stray kitten when I got him, and I wonder what
he's part what.  The personality matches but he's a long hair.
He always wants to "help", he even wants to "help" when I open the beehives.

TTHT: Another story about brutal cat killing.
12.13606SMURF::BINDERUva uvam vivendo variatFri Apr 12 1996 16:045
    .13605
    
    Yes, short hair.  They don't shed as much as many other cats, and they
    have a different odor - to other breeds, they take some getting used to
    because they don't smell like cats.
12.13607ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsFri Apr 12 1996 16:113
    
    sorry to hear about your kitty Dick. A most beautiful looking cat it
    is too.
12.13608BUSY::SLABOUNTYGo Go Gophers watch them go go go!Fri Apr 12 1996 16:145
    
    	Binder has a kitty dick?
    
    	Does he keep it in a jar of formaldehyde, or on ice, or what?
    
12.13609BIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoFri Apr 12 1996 16:193

	Bummer, Dick. Sorry to hear about your cat.
12.13610SMURF::BINDERUva uvam vivendo variatFri Apr 12 1996 16:381
    Thanks, people.  'Preciate it.  <sniffle>
12.13611ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsFri Apr 12 1996 16:392
    
    now Dick, don't go getting soft on us or anything.
12.13612BIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoFri Apr 12 1996 16:576
| <<< Note 12.13611 by ACISS1::BATTIS "Chicago Bulls-1996 world champs" >>>


| now Dick, don't go getting soft on us or anything.

	I've never said that before
12.13613BUSY::SLABOUNTYGood Heavens,Cmndr,what DID you doFri Apr 12 1996 17:125
    
    	RE: .13611
    
    	Wow, what a straight line!!
    
12.13614only a cat owner would understandCSLALL::SECURITYLUNCHBOXFri Apr 12 1996 19:0210
    I would go bananas if my cat, Elijah Mohammad was suffering. I actually
    have two cats, but Elijah (Sumo, as he's known to most) sounds a lot
    like yours: so curious he's omnipresent, affectionate, smart. When he's
    not checking everything out, he's beating up the other cat, Minister
    Chauncy. Wow, I'm getting sappy and homesick. Anyway, I hope your cat
    doesn't suffer too much, and I'm sorry, to echo the last dozen or so
    replies.
    
    
    lunchbox
12.13615EVMS::MORONEYwhile (!asleep) sheep++;Fri Apr 12 1996 19:556
re .13606:

Well I just saw a couple photos of abbyssinian cats and mine is definitely
_not_ part one.  Beautiful cats.

Sorry to hear about yours, Dick.
12.13616ASDG::GASSAWAYInsert clever personal name hereFri Apr 12 1996 20:1012
    I have a three-year-old Aby.  Everything that Dick says is true.
    
    People who own an Aby usually end up being extremely loyal to the
    breed.  Abyssinians never outgrow their love of play or their kittenish
    antics.  They are definitely not for people who have to have everything
    "just-so" or who can't stand cats climbing into the drawers as soon as
    one is open, or perching at the top of the shower stall while one is
    washing, or constantly following you around the house carrying toys.
    (of course people make the best toys, which is why you only have to
    make a lap for about 5 seconds before the cat comes to claim it).
    
    Lisa
12.13617GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheFri Apr 12 1996 21:146
    
    tth:  developing a headache dur to troubles with "word" and there being
    something in my eye (other than my eyeball) that i just can't get
    out...
    
    
12.13618CSLALL::SECURITYLUNCHBOXFri Apr 12 1996 21:152
    Are they pricey cats? They sound really exotic. Mine are both strays,
    scarred, etc. The CFA wouldn't be too impressed, I'm afraid.
12.13619SMURF::BINDERUva uvam vivendo variatFri Apr 12 1996 21:333
    .13618
    
    From a reputable breeder, pet-quality Abys go for about $500 each.
12.13620TROOA::BUTKOVICHI am NOT a wind stealer!Fri Apr 12 1996 21:394
    Wow!  I picked up Myrtle at the Humane Society for $55.00 which covered
    the first two sets of shots and the microchipping.  She's very
    affectionate *and* very smart.  But then again, she's a bit of a runt
    and will never be able to boast about her pedigree.
12.13621CSLALL::SECURITYLUNCHBOXFri Apr 12 1996 21:446
    I'll stick to my street-wise strays, I think. Something charming about
    a little scratch on the nose, a little tear out of the ear, that
    distinct howl. Something charming about one month's rent $$, too!!
    
    
    lunchbox
12.13622CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowSat Apr 13 1996 02:289


  I'll take Tasha, who I got for free and is the sweetest cat I've 
 ever had.  She's curled up sleeping about 2 feet away..

 

 Jim
12.13623CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowSun Apr 14 1996 01:3313


 Leaving  a Red Sox game before it was over (7th inning)..I can't remember
 ever doing that before..it was 9-2 Cleveland then..they got 5 more 
 runs later :-/


 Spending the day in the company of a woman friend who said "I'm like.."
 and "he goes" and "I'm there..." and "he's like"...


 eesh.
12.13624once more with feelingPENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BSun Apr 14 1996 03:2377
>        <<< Note 12.13623 by CSLALL::HENDERSON "Every knee shall bow" >>>


> Spending the day in the company of a woman friend who said "I'm like.."
> and "he goes" and "I'm there..." and "he's like"...

    (By Alice Kahn, San Francisco Chronicle)

                                 ============

    	I'm all, "When did people start talking this way?"
    
    	So I call my friend George Lakoff, the, you know, LINGUIST?  And
    he's all, "What is 'all' doing there?  It's not your everyday 'all'."
    
    	But the teenagers I know, they're all, "Ohmygod, this is how we, you
    know, TALK?"    
    	And like this girl I know, Tamar, she went to the University of
    Vermont last year and during orientation this girl from the South is
    all, "Hi, you all,"  And Tamar, she's all, "I'm about to ask her if
    she's from the South because she has this Southern ACCENT?  And she's
    all, 'Are you from California?'  And I'm all, 'How did you know?'  And
    she's all, 'By the way you say "all" instead of "said".'  And I'm all,
    'Ohmygod.'"
    
    	So I like call this other linguist, Geoff Nunberg, he's on like NPR
    and he's all, "It's used in the narrative present," and I'm all,
    "Really?"
    
    	And then he's all, "New verbs for 'say' come like every thousand
    years and suddenly we have three at once."
    
    	He's talking about "like" and "go", which some people say instead
    of "all".
    
    	He's like, "What happened 15 or so years ago that led to three new
    verbs?"  And I go, "You don't think people got, you know, DUMBER?"
    
    	Then, this is so totally weird, I get this like LETTER?  And it's
    from this guy Dave Reynolds who's a student at Del Amigo High School
    in, you know, DANVILLE?  And he sends me this Slang Dictionary he and
    his friends wrote and there on Page 2 they're all: "He's all:  a
    phrase used instead of he said... example:  And then he's all, 'Hi
    there!'"
    
    	And then on the next line they're like, "He goes:  same as 'He's
    all.'"
    
    	And I'm like, "Dave, do you talk this way?"  and he's all, "I
    don't say it that much, but when teenagers are talking with their
    friends they say it.  And people I know, their mothers talk that way."
    
    	So I go, "What do you think of mothers who talk that way?" and
    Dave's all, "They sound more worldly.  They listen to their kids and
    communicate with them more."
    
    	And then I'm all, "Groovy."  And then Dave blows my mind by saying
    he's even heard people say "like" plus "all"! and I'm all, "Like give
    me an example," and he goes, "He's like all, 'I want to break up with
    you.'"
    
    	And I'm like all, "Yeah, I've heard that, for sure."
    
    	So then I'm all, "Dave, how come you don't have the word 'chill' in
    your slang dictionary?" because I've been chillin' with Dave on the
    phone for a while now and I like want to show him I'm worldly.  So Dave
    goes, "It's used so much it's really not slang."
    
    	Is he clownin' me?  Then I'm all, "Well, how come 'groovy' is in
    the slang dictionary?"
    
    	And he's all, "That's a comic term because it's so old."
    
    	And I like go all, "Oh."



12.13625BIGQ::MARCHANDSun Apr 14 1996 03:412
    
      Y'all like just crack me up, go figure!!!!!! 8*)
12.13627PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BSun Apr 14 1996 16:038
  15.5902

  >NEVER just drop a firearm into a crowded purse and expect it to do
  >you any good.

  what a world.

12.13628SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Sun Apr 14 1996 16:247
    
    	re -1
    
    	what? you upset about the purse being crowded? ;*)
    
    
    jim
12.13629exitSMURF::WALTERSMon Apr 15 1996 12:424
    
    .13627
    
    Originally, I was packing irony.  It just got out of hand, your honour.
12.13630ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsMon Apr 15 1996 12:502
    
    this is nice, I have the box all to myself today!!
12.13631SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Mon Apr 15 1996 12:575
    
    
    	guess again! :)
    
    
12.13632ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsMon Apr 15 1996 12:583
    
    <---- you can't!! Don't you all have Patriots Day or something to keep
    you busy??? or a marathon of some sort to watch??? geesh.
12.13633ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsMon Apr 15 1996 13:004
    
    .13626
    
    sounds like somebody had a bad, bad day.
12.13634NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Mon Apr 15 1996 13:144
>    Wow!  I picked up Myrtle at the Humane Society for $55.00 which covered
>    the first two sets of shots and the microchipping.

Such a bargain!  When they microchipped Lee Majors, it cost $6,000,000.
12.13635ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsMon Apr 15 1996 15:083
    
    how could Greg Norman blow a six shot lead on the final day of the
    Masters? Incredible!! That hass to rank up there with the 69 Cubs.
12.13636ACISS2::LEECHextremistMon Apr 15 1996 18:162
    He did it like this, Mark:  bogey, bogey, bogey, double bogey...all in
    a row.  nnttm.
12.13637LANDO::OLIVER_Bapril is the coolest monthMon Apr 15 1996 18:182
    the golf term, bogey.  was it really coined in honor 
    of humphrey bogart?
12.13638ACISS2::LEECHextremistMon Apr 15 1996 18:324
    On second thought, I may have been wrong.  It may have only been two
    bogeys, then a double bogey...all in a row.   In any case, he choked
    bigtime.  I think he put another shot in the drink on one of the last
    three holes.  Probably got a bogey on that one, too.
12.13639WECARE::GRIFFINJohn Griffin ZKO1-3/B31 381-1159Mon Apr 15 1996 18:347
    The Shark's made a career out of choking.
    
    I'm told by a golf fan friend that Norman's got a guy on retainer to 
    help him "stay cool" under pressure.
    
    Doesn't seem to work.
    
12.13640ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsMon Apr 15 1996 18:472
    
    I still like him though.
12.13641Too bad, he started off on a tear!!DECLNE::REESEMy REALITY check bouncedMon Apr 15 1996 18:594
    Well, it WAS a tad breezy here in Georgia yesterday (if that had
    any impact on him).
    
    
12.13642I didn't MEAN to bite you, Mom ;-0DECLNE::REESEMy REALITY check bouncedMon Apr 15 1996 19:075
    TTHY, the hole in the rigid digit of my left hand suffered whilst
    trying to break up a fight between Buffy and Buttons.  Who'd have
    thought a toy poodle could do so much damage :-(
    
    
12.13643SMURF::BINDERUva uvam vivendo variatMon Apr 15 1996 19:225
    .13737
    
    No.  Among other definitions for bogey is "a cause of annoyance or
    harassment."  Very few golfers can avoid being annoyed when they stroke
    bogies.
12.13644ACISS2::LEECHextremistMon Apr 15 1996 19:361
    ..or a blip on the radar screen.  8^)
12.13645POWDML::HANGGELIHigh Maintenance HoneyTue Apr 16 1996 15:134
    
    Frankly, I can't wait until this month is over.
    
    
12.13646DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Tue Apr 16 1996 15:144
    
    
    	.... it's still cold.....
    
12.13647ROWLET::AINSLEYDCU Board of Directors CandidateTue Apr 16 1996 15:296
    John,
    
    I'm sorry for the loss of your father, but glad it wasn't one of those
    drag-out-for-years-in-pain deaths.
    
    Bob
12.13649SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Tue Apr 16 1996 17:134
    
    sounds like a real winner.
    
    
12.13650MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Tue Apr 16 1996 17:161
    I DIDN'T DO IT!!!!!
12.13651WAHOO::LEVESQUEbut mama, that's where the fun isTue Apr 16 1996 17:1718
    >Discovering that someone who swore up and down that he was trustworthy
    >and not lying to me was, in fact, lying to me.
    
    >With that knowledge, why should I think that he hasn't been lying about
    >everything else he's ever said?
    
     It depends on the nature of the lie, I guess. If he lied when
    answering "doesn't my new dress look good on me?" it's a different
    league than if he lied when answering "did you or did you not sleep
    with xxxxx?"
    
     It also depends on how certain you are that he was lying. 
    
     Lastly, it depends on how trustworthy he seemed to be in general. Is
    this an isolated incident, or indicative of a pattern of manipulation
    and deceit?
    
     Trust is very hard to rehabilitate.
12.13652WECARE::GRIFFINJohn Griffin ZKO1-3/B31 381-1159Tue Apr 16 1996 17:194
    
    the villain lies about lying ... 
    
    Didn't Dante have a special place in hell for liars?
12.13653DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Tue Apr 16 1996 17:4111
    
    
    	Ok..... this isn't really a thing to hate, just something
    	that really bugs me..
    
    	....when people place ads for bureaus and say 'it has
    	X number of draws'.  It's DRAWERS, people!  DRAWERS!!
    
    	Eesh.
    
    	
12.13654CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsTue Apr 16 1996 17:441
    Not in Mass. phonetics.  A draw is where you put your pajammers.  
12.13655HIGHD::FLATMANflatman@highd.enet.dec.comTue Apr 16 1996 17:4412
    RE: .13648

>    Discovering that someone who swore up and down that he was trustworthy
>    and not lying to me was, in fact, lying to me.
>    
>    With that knowledge, why should I think that he hasn't been lying about
>    everything else he's ever said?

    Quickly NEXT UNSEENing through, I thought that I landed in the Clinton
    topic.

    -- Dave    
12.13656hopefully my last whine about winter weatherACISS2::LEECHextremistTue Apr 16 1996 18:0722
    ttht:  Yet another cold, windy, wet day in Cincy.  In fact, it was
    sleeting this morning, and again at lunchtime (I know, cause it was
    slamming me in the face at 30mph when I was going to pick up lunch).
    
    Tonight, temporatures will plummet to freezing, with highs tomorrow
    that are not very seasonal (unless it is November).
    
    Spring is now officially (nearly) a month late.  This means that
    Cincinnati will skip any pretense at Spring and will plummet right into
    summer's hot and humid weather.  It is supposed to be 80 by this
    weekend (which is Spring-like), but this will undoubtedly be followed by
    mid to upper 80's and high humidity next week.  From this point, there
    will be no looking back.
    
    Topaz was right about Ohio...at least as far as the climate goes.  I've
    lived in Michigan, Indiana, Arkansas, Texas and Ohio, and I can say
    without reservation that Ohio has, by far, the worst climate of all
    these states.  We get the worst of both worlds here (ultra-hot/humid and
    ultra-cold/blizzards).
    
    -steve (fed up completely with this Winter season, which will soon be
    entering its 7th month) 
12.13657WAHOO::LEVESQUEbut mama, that's where the fun isTue Apr 16 1996 18:153
    >           -< hopefully my last whine about winter weather >-
    
     Then it should go in 11.*
12.13658ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsTue Apr 16 1996 19:177
    
    I guess my thing to hate is minor compared with Steve's an deb's, but
    I'll bore you all with it anyway. I'm nice that way. Finally finishing
    going through 1,000 + boxes at an off site facility. Seeing if they
    can be shredded or not shredded. Took 4 of us 4 days of 2 hours each.
    The only bad part was that these said boxes were prety filthy, and
    hence wearing jeans was the preferred mode of dress.
12.13659TOOK::MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Tue Apr 16 1996 19:407
The bad part was that you had to wear jeans???

???

BTW, just out of curiosity, how many of the 1K boxes ended up being destined
for the shredder, Mark?

12.13660ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsTue Apr 16 1996 19:515
    
    er, jack, the bad part was the jeans are now dirty because of said
    boxes. I wish I could weasr jeans everyday. I would say off hand about
    350-375 headed for the big shredder. We are required by IRS to keep
    them for 7 years. would have loved to shred them all.
12.13661CHEFS::COOKSHalf Man,Half BiscuitWed Apr 17 1996 15:335
    Reading losing 4-1 to bottom of the table Watford.
    
    It`s a disgrace I tell you. An absolute DISGRACE.
    
    
12.13662SOLVIT::KRAWIECKItumble to remove jerksWed Apr 17 1996 16:374
    
    
    Did the Reading goalie play well enough to win???
    
12.13663CHEFS::COOKSHalf Man,Half BiscuitWed Apr 17 1996 16:4114
    Boris Michailov (the Bulgarian International) played ok apparently. 
    
    The 1st goal was a defensive error. The 2nd goal was a shocking referee
    decision. Reading then scored to make it 2-1,then as Reading pushed 
    forward in the last 10 minutes,Watford exploited the gaps and scored
    twice.
    
    Just in case you`re interested.
    
    The result leaves Reading precariously near the bottom of the table.
    I`d rather not talk anymore about the situation. I find it just too
    distressing.
    
    
12.13664I don't have the heart...SOLVIT::KRAWIECKItumble to remove jerksWed Apr 17 1996 16:501
    
12.13665BIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoWed Apr 17 1996 17:231
we know
12.13666BIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoWed Apr 17 1996 17:2322
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12.13667CSC32::M_EVANSIt's the foodchain, stupidWed Apr 17 1996 23:044
    Dead time in the box.  You all go out to eat dinner at the same time,
    or what?
    
    meg
12.13668moon craterEVMS::MORONEYwhile (!asleep) sheep++;Wed Apr 17 1996 23:334
TTHY:

Monster pothole in Nashua.  Claimed 3 victims and 4 wheels/tires that I know
of.
12.13669MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Thu Apr 18 1996 01:502
Where was that one, Mike?

12.13670Aaaahaaaa.MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Thu Apr 18 1996 13:221
    Glen missed another snarf!
12.13671SOLVIT::KRAWIECKItumble to remove jerksThu Apr 18 1996 13:497
    
    Shaw's SuperMarket
     
    8 Items - Cash Only
    
    If they're not gonna abide by this, then take the darned sign down!!
    
12.13672CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowThu Apr 18 1996 14:193

 What constitutes an "item"?  Are 3 cans of cat food one item?
12.13673SOLVIT::KRAWIECKItumble to remove jerksThu Apr 18 1996 14:2311
    
    >Are 3 cans of cat food one item?
    
    Nope... three items.
    
    a six-pack of Coke is one item.....
    
    one bunch of 10 bananas is one item...
    
    But you knew that... ;)
    
12.13674NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Apr 18 1996 14:242
What about two bunches of 5 bananas?  I maintain they're one item because
they get put on the scale together.
12.13675POWDML::HANGGELIHigh Maintenance HoneyThu Apr 18 1996 14:263
    
    You have to rubberband them together.
    
12.13676CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsThu Apr 18 1996 14:275
    "With the hardened convicts, you didn't wish to dine? 
    Shouldn't have had 12 items in the express check out line."
    
    "Don't want to wear a dirty prison bandana?
    Don't count your bunches as only one banana."
12.13677NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Apr 18 1996 14:324
Why not the death penalty?

Don't want to eat your last lunch?
Don't count your bananas as if they're one bunch.
12.13678SOLVIT::KRAWIECKItumble to remove jerksThu Apr 18 1996 14:3912
    
     I'm not really concerned so much about 2 or so extra items. The sign
    says "cash only"...
    
    What you get is some bimbo, who stands there and waits to see the total
    amount due. Then! They take out their checkbook. Write out the amount,
    have to run their check-cashing card through.. (sometimes forgetting
    their PIN). Then! They stand there and write the amount into the
    checkbook register...
    
     What is so difficult about those two little words???
    
12.13679CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowThu Apr 18 1996 14:4410


 Also, when cashing a check at Shaw's one must present a driver's license
 as well (for our protection of course).




 Jim
12.13680ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsThu Apr 18 1996 14:462
    
    In God we trust, all others pay cash.
12.13681CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsThu Apr 18 1996 15:083
    "Cash only in this line, please 
    unless you want to be swining in the breeze." 
    
12.13682NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Apr 18 1996 15:141
Swining?  What's he buying, pork chops?
12.13683ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsThu Apr 18 1996 15:153
    
    swining??? "please keep your pig's in line, or they will swing from the
    vine"
12.13684EVMS::MORONEYwhile (!asleep) sheep++;Thu Apr 18 1996 15:166
12.13685DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Thu Apr 18 1996 15:245
    
    
    	Ugh.  I'm glad I no longer live downtown or that would have
    	been me!  Nasty potholes this season......
    
12.13686BSS::DEVEREAUXThu Apr 18 1996 15:413
    Leaving for a half day and returning to find 300+ unread notes to catch
    up on...
    
12.13687BUSY::SLABOUNTYGot into a war with reality ...Thu Apr 18 1996 15:425
    
    	About a month ago there were 900+ in a days' time.
    
    	Isolated incident, but an incident nonetheless.
    
12.13688playing catchup... er... ketchup (';BSS::DEVEREAUXThu Apr 18 1996 15:4618
 >>   Shaw's SuperMarket
 >>    
 >>   8 Items - Cash Only
 >>   
 >>   If they're not gonna abide by this, then take the darned sign down!!
    
    One time when I was shopping I went to one of the shorter lines and
    started unloading my groceries onto the conveyor belt. When I was about
    half-way through, my son points out that we're in a "10 Item" line...
    
    I did what I think any considerate person should do...
    
    I put my stuff (I had 30+ items) back into my cart and moved to another
    line (where there wasn't a limit, of course).
    
    It would be nice, however, if they had "cash only" lines for people
    with more than 10 items (';
    
12.13689NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Apr 18 1996 15:504
Speaking of "N items or less" lines, there's the joke about the student
with considerably more than N items in line at a supermarket in Cambridge.
One shopper remarks to another, "Either he goes to Harvard and can't count,
or he's goes to MIT and can't read."
12.13690some people shouldn't breedCSLALL::SECURITYLUNCHBOXThu Apr 18 1996 18:5934
    True story:
    
    		I was behind a woman in a checkout line, she had 2 kids,
    about ages 3 and 1. She was the stereotypical example of a trailer park
    resident; poorly dressed, cheap tattoo above her left breast, bad
    teeth, etc. Her cart consisted of something like this: carton of Kools,
    case of Bud, Smartfood Popcorn, Playtex Tampons, Huggies Diapers, and a
    25 lb. bag of dry dog food. The cashier rang her up, and she was a
    couple of dollars over what she had. Guess what she put back;
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    The Diapers!!!!!!
12.13691PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BThu Apr 18 1996 19:013
   .13690  maybe she had enough diapers at home and was just picking
	   up some extras.  what's the big deal?
12.13692Have you grown up yet??SOLVIT::KRAWIECKItumble to remove jerksThu Apr 18 1996 19:053
    
    
    >stereotypical example of a trailer park resident...
12.13693CSLALL::SECURITYLUNCHBOXThu Apr 18 1996 19:061
    Maybe she had enough Kools, too, eh?
12.13694CSLALL::SECURITYLUNCHBOXThu Apr 18 1996 19:085
    By stereotypical, I meant stereotypical. I didn't say stereotypes were
    correct. There is a certain stigma attatched to trailer park residents,
    and while some or most do not fit this mold, there is a way they are
    viewed or portrayed. Perhaps you should quit hiding behind your PC mask
    and grow up as well.
12.13695DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Thu Apr 18 1996 19:0914
    
    
    	TTHT
    
    	Some the twits our corporate travel service people have 
    	hired to replace the ones they fired over a year ago
    	when Digital gave them an under-estimate for that year's
    	estimated travel.  I don't know which is worse, waiting forever
    	to get an agent that (may) know what she/he is doing vs. getting
    	(almost) immediately through and talking to someone that I have
    	to repeat things many times before it is comprehended.  I actually
    	got one agent one time that stuck "cool" and "fab" into every
    	sentence.
    
12.13696PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BThu Apr 18 1996 19:095
>    Maybe she had enough Kools, too, eh?

	Or maybe not.  The point is that you have no way of knowing.

12.13697NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Apr 18 1996 19:095
Time to start toilet training.



Lunchbox, this is a potty.
12.13698USAT02::HALLRGod loves even you!Thu Apr 18 1996 19:121
    Maybe she has enuf nusepapers at home already.
12.13699SOLVIT::KRAWIECKItumble to remove jerksThu Apr 18 1996 19:1224
    
    >Perhaps you should quit hiding behind your PC mask and grow up as well.
    
    
      BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!
    
    
     Oh... thanks.. {sniff}.... I needed that laugh!!!
    
     You're a real pip!! 
    
    >There is a certain stigma attatched to trailer park residents, and
    >while some or most do not fit this mold, there is a way they are
    >viewed or portrayed.
    
    
    I suppose that if you were a cop, you'd go into a trailer park on a
    call with this kind of attitude/mindset...
    
    
     Right now, I'd rather tell you to "grow up" than call you a "loser"...
    
    which will it be??
    
12.13701WECARE::GRIFFINJohn Griffin ZKO1-3/B31 381-1159Thu Apr 18 1996 19:153
    
    A Kool-smoking tattoed Mama -- somebody give her an entree into
    Soapbox!
12.13702CSLALL::SECURITYLUNCHBOXThu Apr 18 1996 19:164
    I would NEVER be a cop, as i never would allow myself to judge a group
    by a stereotype. Stereotypes exist, like it or not, and some people fit
    certain stereotypes, as sad as it may seem. I'm sorry I don't live in
    your rose-colored world where these things don't happen.
12.13703('; ('; (';BSS::DEVEREAUXThu Apr 18 1996 19:1812
>>    		I was behind a woman in a checkout line, she had 2 kids,
>>    about ages 3 and 1. She was the stereotypical example of a trailer park
>>    resident; poorly dressed, cheap tattoo above her left breast...
    
    
    Hey! Wait a minute...
    
    I have tatoos...
    
    And they weren't cheap either...
    
    
12.13704SOLVIT::KRAWIECKItumble to remove jerksThu Apr 18 1996 19:1914
    
    >I'm sorry I don't live in your rose-colored world where these things
    >don't happen.
    
    
     You still continue to vie for the "loser" category... don't you?
    
     I never said stereotypes don't exist...
    
    What I'm trying to get across to you, on your treacherous road to
    maturity, is that your kind of answers/replies/attitudes/thinking
    PERPETUATES those stereotypes...
    
     Which just shows that you wear your ignorance well...
12.13705NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Apr 18 1996 19:204
>    A Kool-smoking tattoed Mama -- somebody give her an entree into
>    Soapbox!

Maybe she's already here.
12.13706SOLVIT::KRAWIECKItumble to remove jerksThu Apr 18 1996 19:2011
    
    re: .13703
    
    >Hey! Wait a minute...
    
    
    yeah.. but how's your teeth????
    
    
     ;) ;)
    
12.13707CSLALL::SECURITYLUNCHBOXThu Apr 18 1996 19:204
    I also have tattoos, and they most certainly are not cheap. As a tattoo
    collector, you must know the difference between cheap, indian ink,
    scratch tattoos and artistic, beautiful meaningful tattoos. Her's fell
    into the first catagory.
12.13708USAT02::HALLRGod loves even you!Thu Apr 18 1996 19:231
    Maybe lunchie should take a course in diversity
12.13709CSLALL::SECURITYLUNCHBOXThu Apr 18 1996 19:234
    The box is full of stereotypes: thumper, feminist, ignorant(your
    favorite word, it seems). It's pretty easy to discredit a reply by
    screaming "racist", or "sexist", or "ignorant" or "loser". You should
    learn to control your knee-jerk reflexes.
12.13710Still admire him, Oph???SOLVIT::KRAWIECKItumble to remove jerksThu Apr 18 1996 19:243
    
     The slide continues...
    
12.13711BSS::DEVEREAUXThu Apr 18 1996 19:2510
    re.  .13706
    
>>    yeah.. but how's your teeth????
    
    I still have them, if that's what you mean (';
    
    Oh, and they're not decayed either.
    
    I hate going to a dentist, but ya gotta do what ya gotta do...
    
12.13712SOLVIT::KRAWIECKItumble to remove jerksThu Apr 18 1996 19:266
    
    
     Finding out some sad news about a boxer...
    
    I'll let him deliver the bad news whenever he's ready...
    
12.13713PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BThu Apr 18 1996 19:262
  .13707  ah yes - the subtle and intricate world of tattoos.
12.13714CSLALL::SECURITYLUNCHBOXThu Apr 18 1996 19:297
    I never said I agree with stereotypes, and believe me, I'm quite
    familiar and comfortable with diversity. You're just brainwashed to
    believe that certain phrases are inherantly evil regardless of the
    context they are used in. Tell me, when you read "typical stereotype
    trailer park...", a distinct stereotypical image didn't come to your
    mind? Before you realized that I wasn't politically correct, did you
    visualize what this woman looked like?
12.13715BSS::DEVEREAUXThu Apr 18 1996 19:3222
>>    I also have tattoos, and they most certainly are not cheap. As a tattoo
>>    collector, you must know the difference between cheap, indian ink,
>>    scratch tattoos and artistic, beautiful meaningful tattoos. Her's fell
>>    into the first catagory.
    
    Well, I wouldn't go so far as to call myself a "collector", though I'm sure
    there are those who would...
    
    These homeless kids who used to hang out with my son and I used to do their
    own tatoos, known as the guitar string method.
    
    Anyway, they wanted them, couldn't afford them, so they did'em themselves...
    
    My take on it...
    
    I, personally wouldn't get a tat unless I could afford it. Too much risk.
    
    As far as the 'beautiful meaningful' part. Some of these kids tats were
    absolutely awesome (most of them were tribals). And the kids designed'em
    themselves.
    
    Then again, there were some pretty terrible mistakes among them too...
12.13716CSLALL::SECURITYLUNCHBOXThu Apr 18 1996 19:344
    Mine are both tribal. I did some research on my artist before I went,
    and I looked for about 5 years to find a design I was willing to have
    on my body for the rest of my life. I'd be too scared to let somebody
    "experiment" on me.
12.13717NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Apr 18 1996 19:361
Tat?  Above the breast?  It's too easy...
12.13718ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsThu Apr 18 1996 19:404
    
    well lunchbox, I highlt doubt you would ever get hired by ANY police
    dept., as they have a psychological screening test; of which you
    would no doubt fail, miserably so i might add.
12.13719PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BThu Apr 18 1996 19:416

>Tat?  Above the breast?  It's too easy...

	much.  good of you not to go for it.

12.13720SOLVIT::KRAWIECKItumble to remove jerksThu Apr 18 1996 19:4610
    
    re: .13713
    
    Go ahead... wriggle all you want... 
    
    
    You're ignorant... and your explanations/excuses are bordering on same...
    
    Quit while your still behind...
    
12.13721CSLALL::SECURITYLUNCHBOXThu Apr 18 1996 19:477
    well battis, I had a psychological screening test just last year, and
    you'll be pleased(I'm sure) to know that I'm just fine upstairs.
    
    BTW, you'll notice I added "stereotypical" to "trailer park resident".
    In doing so, I was acknowledging the needlessness of stereotypes. Had I
    said "she was the typical trailer park resident", I would understand
    everybody's concern.
12.13722CSLALL::SECURITYLUNCHBOXThu Apr 18 1996 19:493
    So Krawiecki, did you create an image for yourself when I said
    "stereotypical trailer park resident"? I bet you did. You're not as
    pure as you would have us all think...
12.13723SOLVIT::KRAWIECKItumble to remove jerksThu Apr 18 1996 19:5110
    
    re: .13722
    
    Do not ascribe idiotic statements like that about anyone, Lunchie...
    
    >I bet you did.
    
    There you go again... showing everyone that you do indeed have a bad
    case of "cranial-rectal inversion"
    
12.13724BUSY::SLABOUNTYA Momentary Lapse of ReasonThu Apr 18 1996 19:536
    
    	Andy, you're being rough on The Beaver, aren't you?
    
    	I thought his intentions were crystal-clear, considering the
    	terminology he used to convey the description.
    
12.13725Krawiecki, my fav sidestepperCSLALL::SECURITYLUNCHBOXThu Apr 18 1996 19:544
    Did you or not??? Did a distinct image come to mind? Yes or no? Did you
    say to yourself "I have no idea what he's talking about"? Did you draw
    a complete blank or did you see this woman? I bet it's the latter.
    
12.13726NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Apr 18 1996 19:541
Shawn, I think he's more of an Eddie Haskell.
12.13727CSLALL::SECURITYLUNCHBOXThu Apr 18 1996 19:551
    Sacks is correct.
12.13728SOLVIT::KRAWIECKItumble to remove jerksThu Apr 18 1996 19:5613
    
    Shawn,
    
     If they were so crystal clear, why did I react the way I did? For fun?
    For the stereo-typical affect??
    
     He verbalized his bias/bigotry with his description of this woman at
    the market... I'm sorry, but I don't think the contempt I read between
    the lines was anything other than that... contempt...
    
      Lunchie will now try and wriggle some more about how wrong I am, and
    how pure and mighty he is...
    
12.13729CSLALL::SECURITYLUNCHBOXThu Apr 18 1996 19:593
    I am not the one pretending to be pure and high and mighty, Krawiecki.
    I am not the one pretending stereotypes do not exist. You still haven't
    answered my question.
12.13730SOLVIT::KRAWIECKItumble to remove jerksThu Apr 18 1996 20:0029
    
    re: .13725
    
    >Krawiecki, my fav sidestepper
    
    > Did you or not???
    
    I did not... happy?? Less ignorant?? ( I doubt it)
    
    > Did a distinct image come to mind? Yes or no?
    
     Yes, of an inanimate object... a double-wide trailer, colored tan.
    
    >Did you say to yourself "I have no idea what he's talking about"?
    
     No... I said to myself... "Erectus-ignoramus at work"...
    
    >Did you draw  a complete blank or did you see this woman?
    
     No blanks... I explained above what I pictured.
    
    >I bet it's the latter.
    
    You lose...
    
     So that makes you, what??? A loser???
    
     You win!!!!!!
    
12.13731WECARE::GRIFFINJohn Griffin ZKO1-3/B31 381-1159Thu Apr 18 1996 20:005
    
    Trailer park resident, to my mind, is an image of a white-haired
    retiree. 
    
    
12.13732CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsThu Apr 18 1996 20:011
    That would be in Florida or parts of Arizona only.  
12.13733BUSY::SLABOUNTYA Momentary Lapse of ReasonThu Apr 18 1996 20:0110
    
    	He didn't say that he agreed with stereotyping, but what he
    	was trying to do was give you an idea of what she looked like,
    	similar to the way a writer will describe something such that
    	a mental picture can be created.
    
    	And I'm sure that his description was enough for you to form
    	such an accurate [precise?  8^)] mental picture, or you very
    	probably wouldn't have made such a fuss about it.
    
12.13734SOLVIT::KRAWIECKItumble to remove jerksThu Apr 18 1996 20:028
    re: .13731
    
    >    Trailer park resident, to my mind, is an image of a white-haired
    >    retiree.
    
    
    Tsk... tsk.. tsk.. there ya go!! Stereo-typing again!!!!
    
12.13735CSLALL::SECURITYLUNCHBOXThu Apr 18 1996 20:043
    Then I'm sorry. I'm also sorry you can't see that I added
    "stereotypical". You're so busy reading between the lines, you missed
    the lines. Congrats on your ability not to acknowledge stereotypes.
12.13736SOLVIT::KRAWIECKItumble to remove jerksThu Apr 18 1996 20:0410
    
    re: .13733
    
    >He didn't say that he agreed with stereotyping, 
    
    Bull...
    
    He formed a mental picture of this woman in a trailer park, with all
    his associated, mental baggage of what she should look like there..
    
12.13737ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsThu Apr 18 1996 20:062
    
    rough crowd lately, like sharks at feeding time.
12.13738BUSY::SLABOUNTYA Momentary Lapse of ReasonThu Apr 18 1996 20:079
    
    	Maybe he's never seen a trailer park person before, but there
    	are so many people telling him what they look like that he's
    	formed his own mental picture.
    
    	In this case, you can't very well say that he is stereotyping,
    	or that he agrees with same, since he's never even seen one of
    	these people ... correct?
    
12.13739CSLALL::SECURITYLUNCHBOXThu Apr 18 1996 20:089
    Krawiecki-
    
    		I have been to trailer parks. I know what people look like
    there, and I know it usually doesn't fit the stereotypes. I'm an Irish
    American, and there is a stereotype that exists about me (thanks in
    part to the Kennedys) that would depict me as a drunken womanizer. In
    fact, I haven't had a drink in 4 years, and I am completely faithful to
    the girlfriend I've had for a year. Am I to deny that some of my Irish
    brethren are not drunken womanizers?
12.13740CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsThu Apr 18 1996 20:092
    Anyone watch The Client?  Remember the mom of the two boys?  Don't
    remember any tatoos though.
12.13741WECARE::GRIFFINJohn Griffin ZKO1-3/B31 381-1159Thu Apr 18 1996 20:0911
    Lunchbox, you did indeed draw the reader's attention to your own use of
    a stereotype. I guess the assumption is that the reader "plugs into" the
    stereotype and goes from there.
    
    You reported said stereotyped person as choosing smokes over
    diapers, in a way that suggested that you were making a judgment 
    about the woman's parenting, morals, values, etc. That's where your
    stereotype got ugly.
    
    Yes, smoking is unhealthy, but maybe she really didn't need the diapers.
                         
12.13742SOLVIT::KRAWIECKItumble to remove jerksThu Apr 18 1996 20:1011
    
    
    Funny... I seem to have forgotten/purged most of my stereo-types when I
    grew up...
    
    Maybe you'll do the same??
    
    
    
    I do keep one though... "Stupid Polack"...
    
12.13743CSLALL::SECURITYLUNCHBOXThu Apr 18 1996 20:115
    Griffen-
    
    		You're right. I shouldn't have judged her based on placing
    more value on her addiction than diapers. I would have had the same
    reaction to a person in a suit, though. 
12.13744CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsThu Apr 18 1996 20:121
    That they lived in a trailer park?
12.13745USAT05::HALLRGod loves even you!Thu Apr 18 1996 20:127
    which, off the topic of course, reminds me of the time i was first
    babysitiing my then infant daughter all by myself and she got
    diarrhea...took her into the bath tub, turned on the shower and let it
    wash down the drain...
    
    
    now for our regularly schedlued hate arguemnets
12.13746BSS::DEVEREAUXThu Apr 18 1996 20:1324
    Lunchbox,
    
    You're right. When I first read you're sentence "stereotypical..."
    a picture did indeed come to mind (although it wasn't the same one you
    presented... I have lots of friends who live in trailer parks).
    
    However, the very statement in and of itself "the stereotypical trailer
    house..." whatever, did seem a bit inflamatory.  Why is that, I wonder?
    
    For me, I immediately translated "stereotypical" into "typical"...
    
    *BIG* difference...
    
    Whether I like it or not, Stereotypes *DO* exist, and people do tend to
    make assumptions based upon them. I know I'm guilty...
    
    For example
    
    I'm Asian. I've had people ask me where my "accent" is and why I don't
    speak my "native" tongue.  However, I'm not the first, nor will I be
    the last, Asian who speaks with an American accent...
    
    Bet you all thought I was French, didn't'ja...
    
12.13747CSLALL::SECURITYLUNCHBOXThu Apr 18 1996 20:131
    Your child having diarrhea is definitly something to hate today...
12.13748BUSY::SLABOUNTYA Parting Shot in the DarkThu Apr 18 1996 20:135
    
    	So you were a stereotypical stupid new parent, eh, Ron?
    
    	8^)
    
12.13749USAT05::HALLRGod loves even you!Thu Apr 18 1996 20:154
    guess that's what it was all about, Shan   :-)
    
    
    U know, 70 % of box brerthern would agree with ya!
12.13750BUSY::SLABOUNTYA Parting Shot in the DarkThu Apr 18 1996 20:168
    
    	Michelle, thinking that you're French isn't a stereotype issue,
    	it's an "impression" issue.  French name, French person.  Of
    	course, it could be your married name, or your father could have
    	been French and your mother [something else], etc.
    
    	That's just the way these things work sometimes.
    
12.13751CSLALL::SECURITYLUNCHBOXThu Apr 18 1996 20:186
    I used to hang out with a kid named Dave Buczinski(sp?). He used to
    always wear Notre Dame Fightin' Irish clothes, was well read on Irish
    issues and culture, etc. I asked him once why he was so interested in
    my heritage instead of his, and it turns out he was less than 10%
    polish, his grandfather or great-grandfather was the only polish person
    in his blood.
12.13752BSS::DEVEREAUXThu Apr 18 1996 20:1910
>>    which, off the topic of course, reminds me of the time i was first
>>    babysitiing my then infant daughter all by myself and she got
>>    diarrhea...took her into the bath tub, turned on the shower and let it
>>    wash down the drain...
    
    A picture of this immediately came to mind...
    
    glad it was you and not me (';
    
    Not that my kids, when infants, never had diarrhea, mind you...
12.13753BUSY::SLABOUNTYA Parting Shot in the DarkThu Apr 18 1996 20:216
    
    	Dave, if I were Polish, I don't think I'd be too interested in	
    	my family's history, either.
    
    	Then again, Irish history still wouldn't be my 1st choice.
    
12.13754CSLALL::SECURITYLUNCHBOXThu Apr 18 1996 20:222
    Why would you care about Irish history, shawn, you being heir to a
    paper towel empire and all!!!
12.13755BUSY::SLABOUNTYA Parting Shot in the DarkThu Apr 18 1996 20:293
    
    	I'm only 1/4 French ... the other 3/4 is African.
    
12.13756SMURF::BINDERUva uvam vivendo variatThu Apr 18 1996 20:305
    .13751
    
    > I used to hang out with a kid named Dave Buczinski(sp?).
    
    There, see?  You had stereotyped him on the sole basis of his surname.
12.13757ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsThu Apr 18 1996 20:312
    
    Ron, regarding the shower scene. Made me think of Mr. Mom.
12.13758CSLALL::SECURITYLUNCHBOXThu Apr 18 1996 20:313
    No, Dick. If I'd assumed he was dumb, that would be a stereotype. I
    hadn't attatched any stigma to Dave, I just kinda guessed, based on his
    Polish name, that he was Polish.
12.13759SMURF::BINDERUva uvam vivendo variatThu Apr 18 1996 20:448
    .13758
    
    > I just kinda guessed, based on his
    > Polish name, that he was Polish.
    
    Precisely.  The fact that he was only partly Polish, and not even a
    large part at that, never occurred to you until after you'd made your
    assumption.  That's what stereotypes are all about.
12.13760good griefPENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BThu Apr 18 1996 20:478
>        <<< Note 12.13759 by SMURF::BINDER "Uva uvam vivendo variat" >>>

>That's what stereotypes are all about.

	Cow doots.  Thinking someone's probably Polish because they have
	a Polish last name is _not_ stereotyping.  It's playing the 
	percentages.

12.13761CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsThu Apr 18 1996 20:482
    By the by, they are part polish at least.  It's that accurate/precise
    thing again.  
12.13762CSLALL::SECURITYLUNCHBOXThu Apr 18 1996 20:488
    I beg to differ. Stereotypes are usually based on behavior. The fact
    that this kid didn't act any differently than myself, my Puerto Rican
    friends, etc. is evidence of the uselessness of stereotypes. If he made
    a foolish remark, and I said "Shucks, you must be Polish", this would
    be stereotyping. What I did(we all should know better, maybe) is assume
    he was Polish.
    
    lunchbox
12.13763NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Apr 18 1996 20:535
>    By the by, they are part polish at least.  It's that accurate/precise
>    thing again.  

Not necessarily.  There's the joke about the Eastern European Jewish immigrant
named Sean Ferguson.
12.13764BUSY::SLABOUNTYA Parting Shot in the DarkThu Apr 18 1996 20:575
    
    	Dave, you had Puerto Rican friends?
    
    	I didn't know you were a drug dealer!!
    
12.13765CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsThu Apr 18 1996 21:002
    You are right, Gerald.  There could have been an adoption in there
    somewhere also.  
12.13766CSLALL::SECURITYLUNCHBOXThu Apr 18 1996 21:025
    When Abdul-Rauf went through that thing about not standing for the
    national anthem, people were saying he should go back to his own
    country if he doesn't like it here. He was born here with the name
    Chris Jackson. I guess changing the name for religeous purposes is a
    possibility, too.
12.13767CSC32::M_EVANSIt's the foodchain, stupidThu Apr 18 1996 21:157
    I guess changing the name for religeous purposes is a possibility, too.
    
    Ah, that explains your personal name?
    
    
    
    
12.13768 FABSIX::P_OHALLORANFri Apr 19 1996 00:532
    
    nothing! Absolutely nothing!
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12.13770FABSIX::P_OHALLORANFri Apr 19 1996 10:407
    
    good morning Glen
    
    nice way to begin the day  :^)
    
    
    -Pat-
12.13771WAHOO::LEVESQUEHudson chainsaw swingset massacreFri Apr 19 1996 11:011
    Talking about it? Pales in comparison to getting it, no?
12.13772FABSIX::P_OHALLORANFri Apr 19 1996 11:074
    
    couldn't have said it better myself.
    
    
12.13773eesh!WAHOO::LEVESQUEHudson chainsaw swingset massacreFri Apr 19 1996 12:293
    TTHT:
    
     reading a memo about how someone "leveraged synergies".
12.13774POWDML::HANGGELIHigh Maintenance HoneyFri Apr 19 1996 12:3913
    
>    which, off the topic of course, reminds me of the time i was first
>    babysitiing my then infant daughter all by myself and she got
>    diarrhea...took her into the bath tub, turned on the shower and let it
>    wash down the drain...
 
    Ron, you babysit your own child?  What's it called when your wife is
    home alone with her?
    
    Oh, that's different.  I see.
    
    
    
12.13775WAHOO::LEVESQUEHudson chainsaw swingset massacreFri Apr 19 1996 12:403
    <smirk>
    
     My wife has the same reaction to that. :-)
12.13776ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsFri Apr 19 1996 12:432
    
    good morning to you to mz_debra!
12.13777USAT02::HALLRGod loves even you!Fri Apr 19 1996 12:5211
    Miss Deb:
    
    Until I had kids I babysat.  Until I got experience with my daughter I
    babysat.  Now, we just go to the park, rollerblade, etc., so I don't
    babysit.  If u knew me any better, u would know what I say is true.  My
    wife on the other hand, ran a daycare center for 3.5 years before we
    met.  She babysat too.
    
    NNTTM
    
    Ron
12.13778POWDML::HANGGELIHigh Maintenance HoneyFri Apr 19 1996 12:555
    
    >NNTTM
    
    No fear of that, Ronnie 8^).
    
12.13779USAT02::HALLRGod loves even you!Fri Apr 19 1996 12:576
    Miss Deb:
    
    I sure hope u get in a better mood soon, u used to be one of the
    reasons why I liked to note here.  :-)
    
    C'mon down for a minibash...I m sure we can cheer u up some.
12.13780ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsFri Apr 19 1996 12:593
    
    I sense a great disturbance in the force. me thinks Ron has got a
    {smaq} coming, but I could be wrong.
12.13781ACISS2::LEECHextremistFri Apr 19 1996 13:001
    I've got a bad feeling about this...
12.13782POWDML::HANGGELIHigh Maintenance HoneyFri Apr 19 1996 13:073
    
    You never know, Ronnie; I may just take you up on that 8^).
    
12.13783USAT02::HALLRGod loves even you!Fri Apr 19 1996 13:234
    gimme the times and dates u plan on being down in this area, n we're
    get together.
    
    Ron
12.13784SPECXN::CONLONFri Apr 19 1996 14:3920
    The <bleeping> WIND!!!

    We have no storm here today.  No rain, no snow.  Bright blue sky.
    Sunny day.  Just WIND.

    The wind knocked over a tree in my neighborhood this morning.  All
    the way to work, the air was filled with debris (pieces of cardboard, 
    dirt, anything else that hadn't been nailed down).

    Sturdy facilities guys were going out to the parking lot to help
    women walk into the building (arm in arm).  The wind is worse right
    in front of the building entrance.  A window was blown out of the 
    front of the building.

    The cars are all shaking like crazy out there (with paint being
    stripped from cars as we speak, probably.)

    The whole building seems to be shaking.

    No storm.  No rain, no snow.  Just wind.
12.13785ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsFri Apr 19 1996 15:002
    
    <--- you mean shawn's in town?
12.13786SMURF::WALTERSFri Apr 19 1996 15:041
    Shawn's in the windy city?
12.13787CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowFri Apr 19 1996 15:1112


  I recall similar winds years ago when I lived in the springs.  I'd
 never seen anything like it then, nor since.  It wasn't like there
 were occasional gusts..it was a constant high wind that lasted all
 day.

 the following day, however, was the clearest day I'd ever seen.


 Jim
12.13788BUSY::SLABOUNTYAs you wishFri Apr 19 1996 15:307
    
    	Suzanne, that's very weird.
    
    	I complain about the wind over here at MRO when it blows my
    	coat too far behind me, but after reading that I guess I don't
    	have much to complain about, now do I?
    
12.13789CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsFri Apr 19 1996 15:474
    TTHT:  Building renovations to satisfy the corp. dinks moving in. 
    Everything is being walled off so they don't have to see the riff-raff.  
    
    Brian
12.13790LANDO::OLIVER_Bapril is the coolest monthFri Apr 19 1996 15:511
    brian - doesn't it just make you want to spit?
12.13791Jim's right - these aren't gusts. These bad winds last all day.SPECXN::CONLONFri Apr 19 1996 15:5110
    Shawn, this is the worst wind we've had here in awhile.  I've seen
    it get bad many times over the years (and the worst wind in the whole
    city seems to gather right in front of the entrance to OUR building,
    like a wind tunnel.)

    Even our precious magpies (on the campus here) had to lean into the
    wind like arrows this morning to stay in the trees, and sometimes
    they were being blown out of the trees onto the lawn this morning.
    (One magpie just stood on the ground behind another big tree, finally.
    Not a good day to fly, I guess.)
12.13792CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsFri Apr 19 1996 16:024
    Nah.  It makes me want to wear my headphones.  If I have to start wearing 
    a tie again and park in a "special" place, that'd make me want to spit.  
    
    Brian
12.13793SMURF::WALTERSFri Apr 19 1996 17:062
    It was gusting to 45mph on Cape Cod this week.  And me with no board.
    (Luckily).
12.13794BSS::DEVEREAUXFri Apr 19 1996 17:0910
    TTHT:  I agree Suzanne. The wind is one thing I never liked about
    	   Colorado Springs. Especially when it's 60mph w/120mph gusts.
    	   Made it a pain to drive this morning...
    
    TTHT:  Sick of this job-hunting stuff...
    
    	   Oh well, if I don't get a job soon, I'm taking a road trip this
    	   summer (which could be classified as TTLT  (';  )
    
    
12.13795BIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoFri Apr 19 1996 17:336
| <<< Note 12.13793 by SMURF::WALTERS >>>

| It was gusting to 45mph on Cape Cod this week.  And me with no board.
| (Luckily).

	With you, no one can be bored.
12.13796DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Fri Apr 19 1996 17:3611
    
    
    	Suzanne,
    
    	At the first mention of the winds this morning, the magpies
    	were the first thing I thought of.  Would have been a bummer
    	if after winning their war with facilities, Mother Nature took
    	their nest out of the tree!
    
    	JJ
    
12.13797The birds know about how to deal with wind...SPECXN::CONLONFri Apr 19 1996 17:575
    Judy, the nest lives!  (The magpies aren't tending it much today,
    but the nest is tightly coupled with its tree and swaying with it 
    in the wind.)
    
    They must have good construction methods.  :)
12.13798CSC32::M_EVANSIt's the foodchain, stupidFri Apr 19 1996 18:0510
    The magpies are currently faring better than the front of the building. 
    As long as their tree remains rooted to the ground they should be OK.  
    
    Grass in the fields on the way into work makes you understand why
    people referred to covered wagons as prairie schooners.  I wonder what
    looking at square miles of grass in this wind would have looked like.
    
    Meg
    
    A tall grass prarie fan.
12.13799CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowFri Apr 19 1996 18:069


 ..that's one of the things I liked about the Springs the first time I was
 there..all the prairie grass.



 Jim
12.13800ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsFri Apr 19 1996 18:094
    
    >> prairie grass
    
    Is that the new preferred weed of choice nowdays.
12.13801CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsFri Apr 19 1996 18:122
    Wow man!  I scored some really good Okey Smokey, some Kansas Corn Row Gold
    and a oh-zee of Black Hills hash, man.  Oh wow.  
12.13802CSC32::M_EVANSIt's the foodchain, stupidFri Apr 19 1996 18:265
    for those who have never seen tallgrass prarie in the spring, too bad! 
    The shades of red, brown, gold, and beginings of greens waving in the
    breeze is incredible.
    
    meg
12.13803WAHOO::LEVESQUEHudson chainsaw swingset massacreFri Apr 19 1996 18:264
    <snort!> <guffaw!>
    
     the plains stuff is for kids. Everybody knows that mountain grown is
    the richest and most aromatic. ;->
12.13804BUSY::SLABOUNTYBasket CaseFri Apr 19 1996 18:308
    
    	Just spray paint a bunch of pom-poms with 4 or 5 different
    	colors, lay them on the floor and turn on a high-powered
    	fan.
    
    	All the advantages of prairie grass without the disadvantages
    	of the prairie.
    
12.13805MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Fri Apr 19 1996 19:038
    Just found out the house we are closing on next week is potentially in
    a flood zone.
    
    This of course is a Massachusetts sham to somehow extort money from me
    for flood insurance.  
    
    So we have the high prop taxes up here or the socialist stuff down
    there.  What to do....
12.13806LANDO::OLIVER_Bapril is the coolest monthFri Apr 19 1996 19:051
    whine.
12.13807POWDML::HANGGELIHigh Maintenance HoneyFri Apr 19 1996 19:193
    
    TTHT:  Unbelievable "coincidences".
    
12.13808PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BFri Apr 19 1996 19:244
   debugging fortran code using the VMS debugger in Windows.
   on PENUTS.  oh lordy.  i could just scream.  but it's not like me.

12.13809CSC32::M_EVANSIt's the foodchain, stupidFri Apr 19 1996 19:296
    Jack,
    
    You don't have to buy the insurance, but if you don't and you get
    flooded out, don't whine to the state and feds expecting a bail out. 
    
    
12.13810LANDO::OLIVER_Bapril is the coolest monthFri Apr 19 1996 19:315
    jack lives a well-ordered life, so i expect he'll get
    the insurance.
    
    why are you moving to mass, jack?  besides being a 
    liberal, i mean.
12.13811SMURF::WALTERSFri Apr 19 1996 19:331
    I'm amazed that Jack does not have an Ark prepared.
12.13812PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BFri Apr 19 1996 19:334
    
>    why are you moving to mass, jack? 

	<potential-pun-o-meter registering activity>
12.13813CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsFri Apr 19 1996 19:362
    If he is in the flood plain, he might be required to buy the insurance
    by his lender.  This would not surprise me in the P.R.M.  
12.13814SOLVIT::KRAWIECKItumble to remove jerksFri Apr 19 1996 19:438
    
    re: .13811
    
    >I'm amazed that Jack does not have an Ark prepared.
    
    
    
    Dick Binder will explain why Jack doesn't need one...
12.13815SMURF::BINDERUva uvam vivendo variatFri Apr 19 1996 19:481
    It's because Jack can tread water indefinitely.
12.13816MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Fri Apr 19 1996 19:509
 Z   You don't have to buy the insurance, but if you don't and you get
 Z   flooded out, don't whine to the state and feds expecting a bail out.
    
    Gladly!  The lender is most likely going to make me take out a policy.
    I will at that point rescind on the deal.  The bottom line here is that
    the house IS NOT in proximity to a body of water that could remotely
    approach my house.  
    
    
12.13817ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsFri Apr 19 1996 19:512
    
    is Andy playing Dick's straight man now?
12.13818EVMS::MORONEYwhile (!asleep) sheep++;Fri Apr 19 1996 20:127
re .13816:

> The bottom line here is that the house IS NOT in proximity to a body of
> water that could remotely approach my house.  

If this is the case is there some power-that-be that could be appealed
to to reevaluate the flood zone status?
12.13819SMURF::BINDERUva uvam vivendo variatFri Apr 19 1996 20:136
    .13816
    
    > the house IS NOT in proximity to a body of
    > water that could remotely approach...
    
    That's what Noah's neighbor thought, too.  Glub.
12.13820stop me if you've heard thisCSLALL::SECURITYLUNCHBOXFri Apr 19 1996 20:1524
    This reminds me of the following joke:
    
    			A large flood hit a suburban area of Mississippi. A
    man in his late 50's was at home when the national guard came to his
    house and knocked on the door. "Sir, the flood waters are rising" said
    they, "get a coat and get into our jeep". "No" said the man. "I have
    complete faith in the Lord. He will save me." The national guardsmen
    went away. 
    			A couple of hours later, the flood had risen past
    the first floor. The man was in his bedroom window when the national
    guard came by in a boat. "Sir, please, get into the boat. The flood
    waters are rising." The man declined again, saying the Lord will save
    him. 
    
    			A couple of hours later, the man was standing on
    his roof, up to his ankles in water. A helicopter came down. "Sir, we
    beg you, get into this copter". "I have complete faith the Lord will
    save me" the man said. The helicoptor left to save some others.
    
    			The man drowned. He got to Heaven, and asked the
    Lord why he abandoned him in his time of need despite his faith.
    
    			"What do you expect?" the Lord said. "I sent you a
    jeep, a boat and a helicoptor."
12.13821CSC32::M_EVANSIt's the foodchain, stupidFri Apr 19 1996 20:3010
    Jack,
    
    I live in flash-flood country.  Flood plains can look pretty innocuous,
    but in '65 a lot of the new housing areas in this area were under 6 +
    feet of water, and today I hear other people bitching about why they
    have to pay for insurance.  
    
    BTW '65 floods were just barely 100 year floods, 
    
    
12.13822MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Fri Apr 19 1996 20:337
    Meg:
    
    I just spoke to the owner of the engineering company that deemed this a
    flood zone.  His vote is that my house falls a half mile out of the
    flood zone and that there was apparently an error made.  
    
    -Jack
12.13823POWDML::HANGGELIHigh Maintenance HoneyFri Apr 19 1996 20:348
    
    Don't buy the house anyway, Jack!  Show them you're not to be trifled
    with!
    
    
    
    Give 'em my name, would you 8^)?
    
12.13824MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Fri Apr 19 1996 20:351
    I'll take care of you Mz Debra! ;-)
12.13825ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsFri Apr 19 1996 20:402
    
    <-- promises, promises
12.13826BIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoFri Apr 19 1996 21:301
<---Mark, that's more like a THREAT! :-)
12.13827BUSY::SLABOUNTYCan you hear the drums, Fernando?Fri Apr 19 1996 23:583
    
    	It sure is dark in here.
    
12.13828CSLALL::SECURITYLUNCHBOXSat Apr 20 1996 00:361
    The dark side is your destiny, Luke.
12.13829BIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoSat Apr 20 1996 12:153

	Shawn's name is Luke?
12.13830BIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoSat Apr 20 1996 12:166

	Realizing that this Wednesday, when we were supposed to open the
season, will not happen. This means I don't get to open the softball season
against Shawn's team. And it means I now have to play a doubleheader against
Shawn's team later in the season! Blech
12.13831GMASEC::KELLYNot The Wrong PersonSat Apr 20 1996 13:283
    AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    
    thanks for letting me share.
12.13832CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowSat Apr 20 1996 13:464


  Well, thank *you* so much for sharing!
12.13833POWDML::HANGGELIHigh Maintenance HoneySun Apr 21 1996 11:423
    
    Not sleeping.
    
12.13834SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Sun Apr 21 1996 12:265
    
    
    	good morning sunshine.
    
    jim
12.13835MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Mon Apr 22 1996 13:335
    
	                /////
	               ( oo )                I'm ascared.
	  _________oOO___<>___OOo__________

12.13836POLAR::RICHARDSONA one shake manMon Apr 22 1996 13:383
    Jack:
    
    Queen to queen's level 3.
12.13837NyaaahhhMKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Mon Apr 22 1996 13:471
    Queen to King's level One.
12.13838BIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoMon Apr 22 1996 13:483

	All this talk about queens is making me giddy!
12.13839MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Mon Apr 22 1996 14:2012
    Got a call at 4:00 AM on Sunday.  Security desk at mother n law's condo
    (The Towers in Newton) call to inform me Josephine was washing her hair
    in the sink and flooded the bathroom.  Maintenance guy up there now.
    
    Phone rings at 2:00 this morning.  Security informs me Josephine is
    very confused and they are taking her to the hospital.  
    
    We went over there yesterday afternoon and pleaded with sibling to get
    Josephine in a situation where she can be cared for.  
    
    Yet another example of my having to deal with stupidity.  She is in
    sheer denial.  
12.13840Humourous, but not the way to begin the dayROWLET::AINSLEYDCU Board of Directors CandidateMon Apr 22 1996 15:307
    Marina had a bad beginning to her morning.  As she opened a cabinet
    door to get her morning meds, a full bottle of ibuprofen did a
    half-gainer directly into her full mug of coffee, sending coffee flying
    all over her, the counter top, the stove, the floor, and the dishwasher
    on the opposite side of the kitchen.
    
    Bob
12.13841ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsMon Apr 22 1996 15:352
    
    what did you rate the dive?? a 10 for artistic beauty?
12.13842SMURF::BINDERUva uvam vivendo variatMon Apr 22 1996 15:424
    ttht.
    
    Cat appears to have had a violent allergic reaction to antibiotic, was
    returned to hospital @ 9 p.m. last night.
12.13843BIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoMon Apr 22 1996 15:533

	Bummer, Dick. Hope they can correct the problem.
12.13844ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsMon Apr 22 1996 16:192
    
    well Dick, that does inhale
12.13845BUSY::SLABOUNTYCrazy Cooter comin' atcha!!Mon Apr 22 1996 16:217
    
    	Battis, had you typed
    
    	"That does suck Dick"
    
    	it would have been the perfect response from you.
    
12.13846BIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoMon Apr 22 1996 16:231
or me
12.13847ROWLET::AINSLEYDCU Board of Directors CandidateMon Apr 22 1996 17:005
    re: .13841
    
    Mark, I didn't see it, I just heard the <r.o.> following it.
    
    Bob
12.13848POLAR::RICHARDSONA one shake manMon Apr 22 1996 19:413
    TTHT:
    
    Network errors.
12.13849BIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoMon Apr 22 1996 19:463

	Was it NBC?
12.13850CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowMon Apr 22 1996 19:464

 
  bad news bearers
12.13851BUSY::SLABOUNTYDo ya wanna bump and grind with me?Mon Apr 22 1996 19:503
    
    	Tatum O'Nealer was my favorite.
    
12.13852MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Mon Apr 22 1996 19:565
    My Mother n' law who is in the hospital, was discovered to have blood
    in her stool.  Her husband died two years ago with similar symptoms.
    
    At her age this is serious but it may just be from her medication...or
    it may be from cancer.  Time will tell.
12.13853ACISS2::LEECHextremistMon Apr 22 1996 20:121
    Sorry to hear about that, Jack.  
12.13854PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BMon Apr 22 1996 20:373
  
   it no worka, debster.

12.13855POWDML::HANGGELIHigh Maintenance HoneyMon Apr 22 1996 20:395
    
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
    
    {gnash}
    
12.13856POLAR::RICHARDSONA one shake manMon Apr 22 1996 20:401
    eet broka.
12.13857POWDML::HANGGELIHigh Maintenance HoneyMon Apr 22 1996 20:4513
    
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
    
    {gnash}
    
    {weep}
    
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
    
    {gnash}
    
    {sob}
    
12.13858MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Mon Apr 22 1996 20:487
    Thanks.  My brave sister n law, for superficial reasons, thinks mom is
    going to move in with her.  
    
    It won't happen I can assure you of this.
    
    My sister n law is a real gem in these matters.  She is incapable of
    dealing with reality.
12.13859BIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoMon Apr 22 1996 20:5911

	I have this list of gifs that is 114 pages worth. They did not have ONE
DAMN baseball or softball gif. They had cartoon characters of women showing
their breasts and other areas, they had penises, they had Ned Flanders,
umbrellas, basketballs, trash cans, football helmets, but NO base/softballs. 
Anyone got a good gif of one?



Glen
12.13860POWDML::HANGGELIHigh Maintenance HoneyMon Apr 22 1996 21:184
    
    TTHT:  Having to get hit over the head before I get the hint.
    
    
12.13861BUSY::SLABOUNTYDo you wanna bang heads with me?Mon Apr 22 1996 21:2012
    
    	Glen:
    
    	If you have PowerPoint loaded, there are a bunch of baseball
    	pictures in the ClipArt section.
    
    	Not sure how to extract them out to useable pictures, but
    	if it can be done then I'm sure someone in here can do it.
    
    	I'll see if I can create a document with just pictures in it
    	and I'll send/foreign it to you.
    
12.13862EVMS::MORONEYMontana: At least the cows are sane.Mon Apr 22 1996 21:233
re .13860:

With a wooden spoon?
12.13864POWDML::HANGGELIHigh Maintenance HoneyMon Apr 22 1996 21:285
    
    .13862
    
    It probably would have hurt less 8^/.
    
12.13865EDITEX::MOOREGetOuttaMyChairMon Apr 22 1996 21:283
    
    <--- Perhaps a baseball player, holding his bat with both hands ?
    
12.13863SMURF::BINDERUva uvam vivendo variatMon Apr 22 1996 21:342
    Glen, what exactly are you looking for?  A baseball, or baseball-
    oriented stuff?  Does it have to be in color?
12.13866BUSY::SLABOUNTYDogbert's New Ruling Class: 100KMon Apr 22 1996 21:486
    
    	If anyone wants Major League Baseball team logos, you can copy
    	them from
    
    	BUSY::BUSY_USR08:[SLABOUNTY.GIF.BASE]*.GIF
    
12.13867BIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoTue Apr 23 1996 01:5312

	Baseballs, or baseball related stuff would be good. Softball as well.
They have to be in the form of a gif, though.

	Shawn, now I know what you were trying to send me. If the others were
powerpoint, they won't work. Not unless you can convert it to a gif. XV doesn't
understand powerpoint. 



Glen
12.13868COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertTue Apr 23 1996 11:5512
Getting home late last night because some brat teenagers (a high school
soccer team) told the flight attendants "You better be nice to us, we
have a bomb."

The captain returned to the gate at Heathrow and unloaded the luggage,
and sent it all back through x-ray one more time.

Then he warned them that if they joked about such a matter one more time,
they would be taken off the plane and searched and that Federal marshalls
would be meeting them upon arrival in Boston.

/john
12.13869ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsTue Apr 23 1996 12:373
    
    Hell, John, they should have arrested the miscreatents on the spot.
    make them spend a night in jail. ho ho  funny huh!
12.13870SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Tue Apr 23 1996 13:034
    
    	cavity search!
    
    
12.13871BIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoTue Apr 23 1996 13:072
	I'll be right there!
12.13872WMOIS::GIROUARD_CTue Apr 23 1996 15:331
     a friend for life there Jim... :-)
12.13873SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Tue Apr 23 1996 16:453
    
    
    	;)
12.13874this troubles me...TROOA::BUTKOVICHI am NOT a wind stealer!Tue Apr 23 1996 19:204
    The Pickering Nuclear Plant, which is about 10 miles east of my house,
    shut down all 8 reactor units on Saturday after a faulty valve was
    found in the emergency coolant system.  The media has been very quiet
    about this.  =B-(
12.13875POLAR::RICHARDSONA one shake manTue Apr 23 1996 19:221
    It's really not a big deal.
12.13876CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowTue Apr 23 1996 19:303

 yeah, I wouldn't worry about it.
12.13877WAHOO::LEVESQUEHudson chainsaw swingset massacreTue Apr 23 1996 19:303
    re: Chris
    
     You would have preferred they not shutdown?
12.13878BIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoTue Apr 23 1996 19:405

	Chris, do you have 3 eyed fish yet? Until that happens, or until you
find out someone named Homer J Simpson is the safety inspector, don't worry
about it! :-)
12.13879BUSY::SLABOUNTYForeplay? What's that?Tue Apr 23 1996 19:414
    
    	Yeah, that happened just down the road from Glenn's house
    	YEARS ago and he turned out just fine.
    
12.13880POLAR::RICHARDSONA one shake manTue Apr 23 1996 19:568
              eh?
	      /
	  oO)-.
	 /__  _\       
	 \  \(  |      
	  \__|\ {                                             
	  '  '--'   
12.13881Homer cow...ACISS2::LEECHextremistTue Apr 23 1996 20:209
    
			  (__)
                          (00)
                   /-------\/ 
                  / |     || \ 
                 *  ||W---|| Mmmmmmm...frooooog  <drool> 
                    ~~    ~~  

    
12.13882NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Apr 23 1996 20:523
TTHT:  I just saw a parked vehicle with a baby asleep in a car seat.
Nobody else seemed to be in said vehicle.  It's hot out (maybe 80 degrees),
so the window was open a couple of inches.
12.13883SCASS1::BARBER_Anod nod bang flip twirl twirlTue Apr 23 1996 20:562
    How long has the car been parked there?  Did you get the license plate
    number?  If the car is there for more than 5 minutes, call the cops. 
12.13884BUSY::SLABOUNTYForget the doctor - get me a nurse!Tue Apr 23 1996 21:005
    
    	Didn't you hear the kid choking just then?  [Hint, hint]
    
    	It could be time to break in there and rescue him/her.
    
12.13885SCASS1::BARBER_Anod nod bang flip twirl twirlTue Apr 23 1996 21:033
    Anything under 5 minutes is okay.  Beyond that it could be considered
    child abuse, especially for an infant.  I bet he/she was all bundled up
    too...
12.13886POLAR::RICHARDSONA one shake manTue Apr 23 1996 21:061
    Not good. Not good at all.
12.13887POWDML::HANGGELIHigh Maintenance HoneyWed Apr 24 1996 01:165
    
    DIBS.  I hate DIBS.  If you don't request a call a month in advance,
    you can't get ports in the morning.
    
    
12.13888SX4GTO::OLSONDBTC Palo AltoWed Apr 24 1996 01:214
    Thank you for reminding me to look up the DIBS line I'll need in the
    morning (fortunately arranged by someone more conscientious than I.)
    
    DougO
12.13889WMOIS::GIROUARD_CWed Apr 24 1996 10:272
    leaving a baby alone in a car regardless of the temperature is never
    a good idea imo.
12.13890WAHOO::LEVESQUEHudson chainsaw swingset massacreWed Apr 24 1996 10:512
    it rather depends where the car is parked, but typically it isn't a
    terribly good idea.
12.13891ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsWed Apr 24 1996 12:102
    
    mz_debra, can I have DIBS on you?
12.138928^)POWDML::HANGGELIHigh Maintenance HoneyWed Apr 24 1996 12:502
    
    
12.13893ACISS2::LEECHextremistWed Apr 24 1996 13:153
    .13891
    
    Hoover alert!
12.13894ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsWed Apr 24 1996 13:164
    
    .13893
    
    yes, you are correct.
12.13895BSS::DEVEREAUXWed Apr 24 1996 15:1210
>>  TTHT:  I just saw a parked vehicle with a baby asleep in a car seat.
>>  Nobody else seemed to be in said vehicle.  It's hot out (maybe 80 degrees),
>>  so the window was open a couple of inches.
    
    I probably would've first called the police or emergency...
    
    I heard of some woman in Albuquerque who lost 3 of her babies this way.
    Even thinking of that particular series of incidents brings to mind a
    series of expletives
    
12.13896BUSY::SLABOUNTYGreat baby! Delicious!!Wed Apr 24 1996 16:183
    
    	3 babies at once, or 3 separate incidents?
    
12.13897GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheWed Apr 24 1996 16:3412
    
    tth:  vacation being over
    	  vacation not being relaxing
    	  getting sick on the way home from vacation
     	  new bed isn't as comfy as the one in the show-room, causing
      	    not-so-good night sleeps
    	  having a dream last nite in which debra, 'tine, and glenn hated
     	  me and seemed to enjoy humiliating me in public 
    
    can i start over???
    
    
12.13898MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Wed Apr 24 1996 16:414
  ZZ   having a dream last nite in which debra, 'tine, and glenn hated
  ZZ            me and seemed to enjoy humiliating me in public 
    
    Was I dancing in your midst?
12.13899GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheWed Apr 24 1996 16:459
    
    no, not this time... :>  
    
    oh yeah, more tths:  coming to work only to find out the shoes i
    thought were here weren't (so i have had sneakers on all day) and
    finding out i had a visitor on monday but missed him.  tho it is nice
    to know that drdan is still alive and kickin'.
    
    
12.13900MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Wed Apr 24 1996 16:481
    Body dance snarf
12.13901BUSY::SLABOUNTYch-ch-ch-ch-ha-ha-ha-haWed Apr 24 1996 16:555
    
    	RE: .13898
    
    	Jack, she said it was a dream ... not a nightmare.
    
12.13902coolPOWDML::HANGGELIHigh Maintenance HoneyWed Apr 24 1996 18:052
    
    
12.13903WMOIS::GIROUARD_CWed Apr 24 1996 18:113
    getting my PC networked and being even more of a klutz in the file.
    this won't bother some folks, but it may be a while before you hear
    from me again (using my workstation right now).
12.13904SCASS1::BARBER_Anod nod bang flip twirl twirlWed Apr 24 1996 18:441
    Whiners.
12.13905A dreadful honorCOVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertThu Apr 25 1996 11:4211
Yesterday afternoon in Arlington.

Military bands.

A horse-drawn caisson.

A riderless horse.

"On behalf of a grateful nation, I present you this flag..."

A grave in the shadow of the Pentagon.
12.13906ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsThu Apr 25 1996 13:102
    
    not a very fun day John, keep your chin up.
12.13907DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Thu Apr 25 1996 15:0813
    
    
    
    	.... hearing that a very nice person I know got nasty remarks
    		when she tried to give out the baskets of candy she put
    		together for the administrative assistants in her
    		organization.  "We're NOT secretaries!"  
    
    		Now *I'm* an admin. asst.  I used to be a Sr. Admin.
    		Secretary.  Job title changed, nothing else.  It's just
    		the newest PC term for secretary.....
    
    		She gets yelled at for trying to do something nice.  Feh.
12.13908BSS::PROCTOR_RPnut butter &amp; quiver sandwich pleeze!Thu Apr 25 1996 15:1110
     > .... hearing that a very nice person I know got nasty remarks
    
    remind this poor soul of the Good Samaritan laws.
    
    and tell the ill-tempered recipients to get a life.
    
    (Mantra of the 90's: "I'm so offended... I'm so offended... I'm so
    offended...")
    
    reprinted from a comic from the last few days.. w/out permission.
12.13909MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Thu Apr 25 1996 15:253
    Judy:
    
    I thought you were an engineer!
12.13910NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Apr 25 1996 15:312
So when are the florists and greeting card companies going to come up with
"Administrative Assistants' Day?"
12.13911GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheThu Apr 25 1996 16:0713
    around here, it is secretaries/support staff day.  that way, no one
    gets left out.  bosses have their day in october. before i was
    officially a legal secretary, i was a 'department coordinator'.  pretty
    much a secretary without the title, and i was glad to be included in
    the secretarial festivities.
    
    i remember once, i had something for an attorney in this group with
    whom i wasn't all that familiar, so when i went to his office and found
    him not to be there, i asked the woman in the cube in front of his
    office if she was his secretary...she adamantly came back with that she
    was NOT his secretary, but his support person.  gimme a break.  you're
    his secretary.  suck it up and live with it.
    
12.13912DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Thu Apr 25 1996 16:5813
    
    	re: Bob
    
    	I did.  She made one for her husband to bring in for me (I'm
    	his group administrator) so I made sure to send her mail and 
    	thank her for mine.  I also told her to tell the banshees to
    	go stick their heads in the sand.  =)
    
    	re: Jack
    
    	Nope!  Just been working for them for too long so some of their
    	traits have rubbed off on me I guess.  =)
    
12.13913DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Thu Apr 25 1996 16:598
    
    
    	Oh and Gerald.... they're getting close.  I got a card from
    	one of my groups that said "To a great Administrative Assistant"
    	(though inside it said 'secretary)
    
    	=)
    
12.13914USAT02::HALLRGod loves even you!Thu Apr 25 1996 17:052
    Happy Secretary's Day to all you scretaries, administrative asisrtants,
    etc., out there!
12.13915ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsThu Apr 25 1996 17:063
    
    well JJ, I hope your group took extra good care of you yesterday. A
    goosed secretary or AA is worth their weight in gold.
12.13916USAT02::HALLRGod loves even you!Thu Apr 25 1996 17:083
    Mark:
    
    so u goose secretaries up in Chicago, also!???!!
12.13917CNTROL::JENNISONCrown Him with many crownsThu Apr 25 1996 17:149
    
    	So, when's the next
    "Stressed-out-beyond-recognition-there's-not-enough-of-me-to-go-around-
     Engineer's Day"  ??
    
    	I'd say that lovely bouquet of lavender tulips, pink roses, and
        spring flowers that some received yesterday would be a nice start.
    
    
12.13918ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsThu Apr 25 1996 17:182
    
    I got a rock.
12.13919USAT02::HALLRGod loves even you!Thu Apr 25 1996 17:191
    rocks aren't good for goosing, are they?
12.13920NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Apr 25 1996 17:204
>    i remember once, i had something for an attorney in this group with
>    whom i wasn't all that familiar

You had something for him?
12.13921ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsThu Apr 25 1996 17:212
    
    well ron, they do tend to sqawk, when you do.
12.13922WAHOO::LEVESQUElife is no beer commercialThu Apr 25 1996 17:246
    >	So, when's the next
    >"Stressed-out-beyond-recognition-there's-not-enough-of-me-to-go-around-
    > Engineer's Day"  ??
    
     That happens every leap year in which the full moon falls on the 29th
    of February. It'll be awhile.
12.13923exCNTROL::JENNISONCrown Him with many crownsThu Apr 25 1996 17:575
    
    	Well, that'll save my group some cash, since I'll be dead by then.
    
    	(If they keep this up, maybe even by 5:00 !)
    
12.13924BUSY::SLABOUNTYBe gone - you have no powers hereThu Apr 25 1996 18:014
    
    	Well, Karen, at least that'll get you out of doing the dishes
    	after tonight's supper.
    
12.13925CNTROL::JENNISONCrown Him with many crownsThu Apr 25 1996 18:034
    
    	I don't do the dishes.  
    
    
12.13926ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsThu Apr 25 1996 18:062
    
    Shawn, karen has the Ronco Automatic Dishwasher model.
12.13927CNTROL::JENNISONCrown Him with many crownsThu Apr 25 1996 18:064
    
    	Yeah, and his name is Jamie.
    
    
12.13928BUSY::SLABOUNTYBe gone - you have no powers hereThu Apr 25 1996 18:1210
    
    	RE: .13925
    
    	Well, like, my mother's like a total space cadet.
    	I mean, she makes me do the dishes and ...
    	clean the cat box!
    
    	I'm like "no ... no way"!
    	It's like, gross!  Barf out!
    
12.13929USAT02::HALLRGod loves even you!Thu Apr 25 1996 19:2612
    raq will appreciate this:
    
    I have been having serious allergy problems the past 10 days.  Tried
    OTC drugs, wife brought her pharmaceutical samples home from work,
    nothing has touched it.  This by far has been my worst year. 
    Yesterday, I woke up literally choking.  Went to the GP who recommended
    a cortisone injection.  In desperate straits, I accepted the needle,
    target zero was the right hip.  Last evening I was so sore in the hips
    I couldn;t sit upright in a chair.  
    
    Well, today the allrgy is 100% better than yesterday, hip feels better,
    but it tuff being over 40!
12.13930%^>GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheThu Apr 25 1996 19:429
    
    
    yer ovah forty?!?!?!  
    
    and you got mad at me when i called you 'pop' as they carded me?!?!!
    
    
    
    
12.13931I want flowers, tooCSLALL::SECURITYThu Apr 25 1996 19:4519
    I hate that there is a secretary's day, boss's day, etc.
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    WHAT ABOUT SECURITY OFFICERS' DAY!!!!!!!!!!!
12.13932USAT02::HALLRGod loves even you!Thu Apr 25 1996 19:461
    renta cops don't deserve a day of their own...that's Halloween!
12.13933ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsThu Apr 25 1996 19:472
    
    <--- they call it Halloween, I believe
12.13934USAT02::HALLRGod loves even you!Thu Apr 25 1996 19:471
    great minds think alike!
12.13935BUSY::SLABOUNTYBuzzword BingoThu Apr 25 1996 19:503
    
    	And so do you 2.
    
12.13936ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsThu Apr 25 1996 19:522
    
    <-- shaddup you
12.13937BSS::DEVEREAUXphreaking the mundaneThu Apr 25 1996 23:363
    >> 3 babies at once, or 3 separate incidents?
    
    3 separate incidents
12.13938POLAR::RICHARDSONA one shake manFri Apr 26 1996 00:132
    For a total of 9 babies? or 1 baby for each incident separately? How
    many babies are we talkin' here?
12.13939making the best of itFABSIX::P_OHALLORANyou should be use to it by nowFri Apr 26 1996 00:528
    
    TTHT-  couldn't access the box yesterday, AAAARRRRRGGGG!!!
    
           and I had to scrape wallpaper in my new house over the weekend.
           but with some good cd's, some cold beer and some help from a few 
           friend's we made the best of it :^)
    
    -Pat-
12.13940BSS::DEVEREAUXphreaking the mundaneFri Apr 26 1996 00:5516
    >>	For a total of 9 babies? or 1 baby for each incident separately?
    >>	How many babies are we talkin' here?
    
    Apparently my note about the lady who lost 3 babies due to leaving them
    in the car was unclear...
    
    Let's try this another way.
    
    The woman had a baby. She left it in the car. It died.
    She had another baby. She left it in the car. It died.
    She had yet another baby. She left it in the car. It died.
    
    What is wrong with this picture!!!
    
    I'm not yelling at you btw. It's just when I think of this, well...
    lots of expletives come to mind...
12.13941FABSIX::P_OHALLORANyou should be use to it by nowFri Apr 26 1996 01:014
    
    >whats wrong with this picture
    
     this woman is not too bright
12.13942POLAR::RICHARDSONA one shake manFri Apr 26 1996 01:462
    Any woman who would have nine children in this day and age isn't too
    bright.
12.13943CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowFri Apr 26 1996 02:368
    
>    TTHT-  couldn't access the box yesterday, AAAARRRRRGGGG!!!
    
 


   Man, I *knew* we were missing somebody yesterday!
12.13944FABSIX::P_OHALLORANyou should be use to it by nowFri Apr 26 1996 03:089
     
    >  Man, I *knew* we were missing somebody yesterday!
    
    I'm glad to be back :^)
    
    I've been out since last Thursday, I took some vacation time so I could
    move. I just hate having to catch up on everything. 
    
    -Pat-
12.13945ooops!TROOA::BUTKOVICHI am NOT a wind stealer!Fri Apr 26 1996 03:255
    Oh boy... I think I'm in trouble.  I have a whole report full of month
    end data that should have been entered _before_ allocations ran tonight
    and I haven't been able to get into the system all night.  Finally got
    connected and it says "nightly allocations is still running. Please try
    again later"  =8^o
12.13946Most expensive airport parking in the countryCOVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertFri Apr 26 1996 10:536
Having to pay $42.50 to park from 3:15pm Tuesday to 8:45pm Thursday at Logan.

Park 'n Fly (which would have cost $36 -- $29.25 with the DEC discount) as
well as Park, Shuttle 'n Fly were both full.

/john
12.13947ACISS2::LEECHextremistFri Apr 26 1996 12:384
    Ouch!  Use long term parking next time.  On my last trip to Dallas, I
    was gone 9 days and it cost less than $30.  
    
    Of course, this is at CVG.
12.13948ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsFri Apr 26 1996 12:394
    
    well Pat, just skip shawn's notes, and you'll be caught up in no time.
    
    :-)
12.13949GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheFri Apr 26 1996 12:405
    
    well, if it's any consolation, as of may 1, the cost of short term 
    parking will be reduced...
    
    
12.13950keep the car.....SMURF::WALTERSFri Apr 26 1996 12:412
    I didn't even stop to read the increased parking tariff on the way in and
    ended up paying $100 at logan.  That smarts.
12.13951SOLVIT::KRAWIECKItumble to remove jerksFri Apr 26 1996 12:485
    
    re: Logan parking
    
    The first hour will be free. Cost after that will be the same as now...
    
12.13952GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheFri Apr 26 1996 13:0113
    
    finding out that i own one of the 9 million cars being recalled due to
    a faulty ignition.  and the earliest i can get it fixed (at the most
    convenient dealership {is that an oxymoron}) is next friday 'cuz the
    parts are on backorder.  plus, the lady at the dealer told me that,
    even tho it was announced to the public yesterday about the recall,
    ford isn't planning on sending the owners out an official letter til
    some time in july...now that's smart...
    
    keep your fingers crossed i don't become a crispy critter within the
    next 7 days...
    
    
12.13953CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsFri Apr 26 1996 13:299
    RE: Ron and cortisone...  Be careful with that stuff.  It does a great
    job of masking problems but they don't go away.  The side effects can
    be pretty bad too.  Glad it worked for you but, be careful.
    
    Raq, if this hadn't come to light (no pun intended) you would not be
    worried.  I wouldn't panic about it if you have had no problems to
    date.  Fortunately, my vehicle is not one of the ones recalled.  I must
    have gotten all the other problems Ford has been so kind to build into
    their cars. :-/.  
12.13954DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Fri Apr 26 1996 14:1210
    
    
    	.... it's supposed to rain tomorrow and I'm supposed to be
    		going to an outdoor party
    
    	.... that I found a flea on my sweatshirt last night, shortly
    		after Sasha got off my lap.  I CANNOT have fleas in
    		this apartment.  If there's one..... there's more.
    		blah.
    
12.13955WAHOO::LEVESQUElife is no beer commercialFri Apr 26 1996 14:155
    >	.... it's supposed to rain tomorrow and I'm supposed to be
    >		going to an outdoor party
    
     The front is expected to move through by lunchtime, so afternoon
    activities should not be affected.
12.13956SOLVIT::KRAWIECKItumble to remove jerksFri Apr 26 1996 14:2113
    
    re: .13954
    
    fleas
    
    
     You musta brought em, lady.... cause there weren't any in there
    before!!!
    
     I would sue your previous land-lord...
    
    :) :)
    
12.13957DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Fri Apr 26 1996 14:2411
    
    
    	Thanks Doctah..... hope you're right!
    
    	re: Andy...
    
    	I know.  I'm trying to figure out if Shane and I brought 'em
    	in on our clothes or if the kitty monsters got a few sitting
    	in the window sills.  Either way...... If I don't kill 'em
    	soon, they'll multiply.
    
12.13958GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheFri Apr 26 1996 14:277
    
    well, bri, quite often, when i start my car, the battery shorts out for
    a second, erasing all my radio stations and setting it to an untuned
    a.m. station, and eventho i am pretty sure that it's a battery problem,
    this ignition things makes me wonder..
    
    
12.13959MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Fri Apr 26 1996 14:342
{Did somebody say "fleas"?}

12.13960ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsFri Apr 26 1996 14:462
    
    my doggy has fleas....
12.13961BSS::PROCTOR_RPnut butter &amp; quiver sandwich pleeze!Fri Apr 26 1996 14:595
    Yesterday's mail:
    
    A letter from the IRS. 
    
    Greetings! you are hereby inducted into...
12.13962ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsFri Apr 26 1996 15:042
    
    the hall of pain
12.13963LANDO::OLIVER_Bapril is the coolest monthFri Apr 26 1996 15:051
    this place, this project, this manual.
12.13964ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsFri Apr 26 1996 15:342
    
    this life
12.13965POLAR::RICHARDSONA one shake manFri Apr 26 1996 15:393
    this hand growing out of my forehead.
    
    Oh, no, wait a minute, that was somebody else.
12.13966GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheFri Apr 26 1996 15:405
    
    tth:  wanting a new car and not really being able to afford what i
    want, new or used (in good shape)...
    
    
12.13967BUSY::SLABOUNTYDancin' on CoalsFri Apr 26 1996 16:3417
    
    	So there I am, minding my own business this morning, going up
    	495 and just approaching the exit ramp for 20E in Marlboro.
    	There's a car a bit ahead of me.  He gets to the ramp, and I'm
    	almost there.  No problem.
    
    	Until I realize that I'm getting very close to him, doing 60-
    	65 or so, as if he's not moving.  Well, he wasn't.  He took
    	the wrong exit for Route 20 and was STOPPED so that he could
    	do a mini U-turn [he was barely on the ramp and didn't really
    	have far to go to get back off] and continue on to the next
    	ramp.  Brake/swerve/gas and I was around him, so no big deal,
    	except for the fact that it was closer than I would have liked
    	it to be [which would be anything under 50'].
    
    	What an idiot.
    
12.13968LANDO::OLIVER_Bapril is the coolest monthFri Apr 26 1996 16:381
    shoot him.
12.13969BUSY::SLABOUNTYDancin' on CoalsFri Apr 26 1996 16:405
    
    	Oh, I would never do that.  I'm too nice of a guy.
    
    	Or maybe it was because I didn't have a gun.
    
12.13970SMURF::BINDERUva uvam vivendo variatFri Apr 26 1996 17:067
    .13961
    
    Never actually got one of those letters, didja?
    
    Greetings:
    
    You are hereby ordered to report for induction into ...
12.13971NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Fri Apr 26 1996 17:131
Wrong.  The word was "Greeting."
12.13972SMURF::BINDERUva uvam vivendo variatFri Apr 26 1996 17:353
    Right you are.  How could I be so mistaken?  I had nightmares about
    getting The Letter.  I suppsoe I should have kept mine for old times'
    sake.
12.13973CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsFri Apr 26 1996 17:415
    TTHT:  Being dead tired after not sleeping well last night.  Congested
    head and a constant tickle in the throat with well timed coughing 
    spasms to jerk me back from the edge of a tenuous slumber made for a
    long night.  It is not allergies, yet.  That fun begins in a week or
    so.  #-(  Looks like it is time to stock up on Drixoral, again.
12.13974NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Fri Apr 26 1996 17:412
Common mistake.  In fact, Brian DePalma did a film about the draft called
"Greetings."
12.13975POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of NightmaresFri Apr 26 1996 17:578
    
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
    
    8^p
    
    Thanks for letting me share.
    
12.13976NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Fri Apr 26 1996 17:585
The sun will come out tomorrow
You can bet your bottom dollar
TOMORROW, TOMORROW, it's only a daaaaaay... awaaaaaaay!

nnttm, Deb.
12.13977GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheFri Apr 26 1996 18:015
    
    tth:  finding a little metal thing that looked like a mangled staple,
    and being too chicken to bring it to the waitress' attention...
    
    
12.13978BUSY::SLABOUNTYDo ya wanna bump and grind with me?Fri Apr 26 1996 18:154
    
    	So, what'd you do ... leave it on the floor, where you found
    	it?
    
12.13979<crunch> Oh boy, a pearl! Hey, that's not a pearl...EVMS::MORONEYMontana: At least the cows are sane.Fri Apr 26 1996 18:262
That's nothing.  I once found a .22 bullet in an oyster once.
(before anyone asks, no I don't know who'd shoot an oyster...)
12.13980MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Fri Apr 26 1996 18:377
> no I don't know who'd shoot an oyster...

You've heard the expression "as easy as shooting fish in a barrel"?

Oysters are for those who feel challenged by that activity.


12.13981DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Fri Apr 26 1996 18:478
    
    
    	Channel 7 news had a story on some of Boston's not-so-clean
    	restaurants.  There was a complaint against one restaurant
    	because someone found a cockroach in her soup!
    
    	Talk about disgusting!
    
12.13982audience participation ...BSS::PROCTOR_RPnut butter &amp; quiver sandwich pleeze!Fri Apr 26 1996 18:565
    >  because someone found a cockroach in her soup!
    
    patron: Waiter! What's this cockaroach doing in my soup?
    
    waiter: <next note fill in response pleeze ------------------------------>
12.13983NUBOAT::HEBERTCaptain BlighFri Apr 26 1996 18:581
<-----------------looks like the backstroke, sir.
12.13984grumble grumbleTROOA::BUTKOVICHI am NOT a wind stealer!Fri Apr 26 1996 19:0326
    my level of frustration with some of the processes involved in getting
    telecom invoices paid has been getting greater and greater.  Just found
    out that Cdn Accts.Payable will no longer accept a faxed copy of the
    invoice (with signature) and that we have to send originals.
    
    The cost centre manager for the Telecom invoices is in KAO.  I am in
    TRO.  I used to have to reconcile the invoice, fax a copy to the CC Mgr
    for signature, wait for him to sign and fax back to me, attach a cheque
    req form to it and then fax down to accounting.  That was bad enough.
    
    Now... I have to courier the _original_ to the cc mgr, wait for him to
    sign and courier back to me, then photocopy so I can keep a copy and
    then courier the original down to MKO for payment.
    
    I am responsible for approx. 60 invoices totalling over 500K a month.
    One of the invoices is over 1500 pages long and does tend to take me
    awhile to reconcile. It is for close to $300K.  The invoice is dated
    the 25th.  I can't begin working on it until around the 5th of the
    month because I have to wait for an Electronic Data Transfer from Bell.
    Once the cheque has been issued from MKO, it has to come back to TRO
    for a second signature.  I don't have a chance in Hades of getting this
    invoice paid on time.
    
    I wonder who is going to be blamed for the late payment charges that
    are going to be incurred with the length of time it's going to take to
    get a cheque sent out for this invoice.
12.13985SMURF::BINDERUva uvam vivendo variatFri Apr 26 1996 19:243
    Alternative to .13983
    
    "Please, sir, be quiet.  Other people will want them, too."
12.13986PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BFri Apr 26 1996 19:312
  .13985  no, no, no.  different joke altogether.  ;>
12.13987ACISS2::LEECHextremistFri Apr 26 1996 20:384
    Another alternative to .13983
    
    
    "Looks like she's laying eggs, sir."
12.13988yepPOWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of NightmaresFri Apr 26 1996 21:352
    
    
12.13989Is it over yet?SX4GTO::OLSONDBTC Palo AltoSat Apr 27 1996 01:0431
    started the day finding a screw embedded in one of my tires, must have
    picked it up during the drive home last night.  Twenty minutes to
    change it and now I'm in the ugliest part of the commute and I can't
    risk the freeway driving on the toy spare.  So it takes nearly two
    hours of stop-and-go surface street traffic just to get to the friggin'
    office, 25 minutes late for my 9:00 meeting, and no time to grab a
    bagel.  
    
    Then the *idiot* who's been told TWICE before in the last six weeks
    that the problem he's got in Austria isn't mine and who he should
    bother to fix it has bounced through the wrong wickets *again* and
    upper-Unix land is worried about it and I've got to explain the whole
    stupid problem, which I have no power to fix, again.  Even my manager
    has forgotten that this is the *same* situation as last time until I
    resend all the mail I dug out and sent out *last* time.  
    
    And I spend hours in the lab with a guy who's actually being very
    helpful and useful but he was scheduled in at the last minute and a
    million things aren't getting done while we get his scsi analyzers
    running on our raid controllers and the application fired up and the
    specialists explain what its doing.  The whole afternoon.  And we can't
    get his equipment shut down until around 6:30 tonight so I'll be late
    home to cook dinner, and Erik is eight today, so his birthday dinner
    will be late.
    
    I knew I was supposed to take Fridays off for the next few months so I
    can get my untaken vacation time down below the 200-hour limit where
    I'm simply throwing my time away.  I knew I wasn't supposed to be here
    today.
    
    DougO
12.13990COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertSat Apr 27 1996 01:2222
>    Ouch!  Use long term parking next time.  On my last trip to Dallas, I
>    was gone 9 days and it cost less than $30.  

$42.50 was long term parking.

$20 first day; $15 each additional day ($7.50 if less than 6 hours on
additional days).

Cheaper rates of $9.75/day (DEC discount) at Park n Fly, if they're not full.
They were full.  So was Park, Shuttle 'n Fly.  Even these guys charge the
hoi polloi $12 or so per day.  I almost never try to park at Logan; but
I've had no choice lately; no time to make other arrangements.

Sheik Abdul Raman Noodle or whatever his name is is part of the problem.
The _entire_ indoor Terminal A parking garage has been permanently closed by
FAA order since the conviction, and will likely remain closed.  Other parking
restrictions have dramatically reduced the number of available spaces.

It's such a waste, especially since I hear MASSport wants Terminal A blown
up anyway.

/john
12.13991MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Sat Apr 27 1996 01:4416
>Sheik Abdul Raman Noodle or whatever his name is is part of the problem.
>The _entire_ indoor Terminal A parking garage has been permanently closed by
>FAA order since the conviction, and will likely remain closed.

This is absolutely silly.

And then we hear about how "we won't bow to terrorism".

Instead we'll let valuable commercial real estate sit idle at an inconvenience
to the populace/economy.

The proper solution is to duct-tape Sheik Abdul to a fuel-air incendiary
above the Indian Ocean somewhere.

But, of course, we'll continue to disenfranchise the travelers instead.

12.13992USAT05::HALLRGod loves even you!Sat Apr 27 1996 13:226
    2nd day of being sick as a dog.  dr sez it's not a reaction to the
    cortisone from thuresday, i just picked up a 'fresh bug'.  well, i'm
    supposed to be at a USNavy trade show, by invitation Monday AM, but in
    this condition I'll be more than incognito.  rx diahrea medicine hasn't
    started working yet and from friday and today so far, all i've eaten
    and kept down are crackers...
12.13993CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowSat Apr 27 1996 16:5110


 
 Get better, Ron!




 Jim
12.13994COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertSun Apr 28 1996 05:188
Somebody where Pam works not knowing how to handle an oddity and calling
at this ungodly hour when everyone was sound asleep.

And then as soon as I'm almost asleep again, Pam beginning to wonder if
she gave the right answer and getting up AGAIN to call the lab to see
what was really going on.

Well, if it saves one life.
12.13995USAT05::HALLRGod loves even you!Sun Apr 28 1996 11:041
    Thanks, Jim!
12.13996TROOA::BUTKOVICHI am NOT a wind stealer!Mon Apr 29 1996 14:1915
    my car has magical, magnetic abilities.... it likes to pull other cars
    over to its side when I'm not looking.
    
    Yesterday, I was hit (in a parking lot) for the 5th (!!!!) time in 4
    years!!! URGGGHHHH!!!  (Thank you for letting me vent)
    
    I will be spending my lunch hour (or two) at the police accident
    reporting centre and then will have to get up the guts to call my
    insurance company (again) this afternoon.  So far, I have not been "at
    fault" for any of the accidents and my rates have not increased.
    However, this is the first time it was a hit and run which means I will
    be paying the deductible.
    
    I will be getting rid of this demonic machine in the very near future.
     
12.13997POLAR::RICHARDSONA message by wormMon Apr 29 1996 14:224
    This is one of the reasons that I'm not looking forward to buying a new
    car.
    
    Every little dent, nick and scratch can ruin your life.
12.13998SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Mon Apr 29 1996 14:256
    
    
    	When my MIL ran through fresh white paint in her new Lexus LS-400,
    she was not pleased. :)
    
    
12.13999ACISS2::LEECHextremistMon Apr 29 1996 14:501
    Drive an old car and you won't lose sleep over such things.  8^)
12.14000POLAR::RICHARDSONA message by wormMon Apr 29 1996 14:522
    No, you lose sleep over other things, like, can I start it this
    morning?
12.14001not to mention the inspection lotteryWAHOO::LEVESQUEa legend begins at its endMon Apr 29 1996 14:532
    Or, "is today the day I discover my car needs a repair that costs more
    than the car's blue book value?"
12.14002SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Mon Apr 29 1996 14:568
    
    
    	re -1
    
    	hehe...yeah, been there. :)
    
    
    
12.14003HANNAH::MODICAJourneyman NoterMon Apr 29 1996 15:0115
    
    Hey! There's a lot to be said for old cars.....
    
    First, one tends to become more religious. 
    Second, the handymans secret weapon becomes your most important tool.
    ....It holds my front end together.
    One gets tremendous respect at rotaries and intersections.
    And yes, inspection month becomes a very very exciting time.
    
    Of course, there are the negative aspects also. For example,
    I seem to talk to my car more as an older car requires a lot
    of encouragement. 
    
    
    
12.14004POLAR::RICHARDSONA message by wormMon Apr 29 1996 15:042
    I also find myself sitting on the john, reading Haynes Automotive
    Manuals and babbling incoherently.
12.14005ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsMon Apr 29 1996 15:322
    
    <----- what else is new?
12.14006using a tire iron are we?BSS::PROCTOR_RAnd Fozil makes threeMon Apr 29 1996 15:395
    >  I also find myself sitting on the john, reading Haynes Automotive
    > Manuals and babbling incoherently.
    
    whew! you must be REALLY constipated! usually a little ex-lax makes my
    world regular...
12.14007SOLVIT::KRAWIECKItumble to remove jerksMon Apr 29 1996 16:507
    
    re: .14004
    
    >I also find myself sitting on the john, reading Haynes Automotive
    >Manuals and babbling incoherently.
    
    headin' for "pile city" there, boy...
12.14008COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertMon Apr 29 1996 17:529
Logan Parking again.

Dropped off my 73-year-old aunt, and parked to walk her to the gate.

The free first hour doesn't start until day after tomorrow.

$5 for 30 minutes.

/john
12.14009MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Mon Apr 29 1996 18:231
    I'm back to home ownership again!!!
12.14010BIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoMon Apr 29 1996 20:488

	I have to pack my office and move over to building 1. Not happy. I
suppose I should start packing now, huh?



Glen
12.14011It's MUAFF....PERFOM::LICEA_KANEwhen it's comin' from the leftMon Apr 29 1996 21:044
    
    Numbers, we don't need no stinkin' numbers.
    
    								-mr. bill
12.14012POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of NightmaresMon Apr 29 1996 22:4014
    
    Frustration.
    
    frustration frustration frustration frustration frustration frustration
    frustration frustration frustration frustration frustration frustration
    frustration frustration frustration frustration frustration frustration
    frustration frustration frustration frustration frustration frustration
    frustration frustration frustration frustration frustration frustration
    frustration frustration frustration frustration frustration frustration
    frustration frustration frustration frustration frustration frustration
    frustration frustration frustration frustration frustration frustration
    frustration frustration frustration frustration frustration frustration
    frustration frustration frustration frustration frustration frustration.
    
12.14013BUSY::SLABOUNTYGood Heavens,Cmndr,what DID you doMon Apr 29 1996 22:4214
    
    	Repetition.
    
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    	repetition repetition repetition repetition repetition repetition
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12.14014EVMS::MORONEYyour innocence is no defenseMon Apr 29 1996 22:455
So Shawn,

How long are you going to follow MzDeb around like some lost puppy dog?

:-)
12.14015SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Mon Apr 29 1996 22:465
    
    
    	Hey, if'n you saw mz_debs olives, you'd follow her around too...
    
    ;*)
12.14016POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of NightmaresMon Apr 29 1996 22:474
    
    8^o
    
    
12.14017SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Mon Apr 29 1996 22:503
    
    
    B*)
12.14018EVMS::MORONEYyour innocence is no defenseMon Apr 29 1996 22:525
Yes I know about her "huge tracts of land"...



It has lots of fist-sized stones in it and it needs to be raked a lot...
12.14019SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Mon Apr 29 1996 23:084
    
    	somehow that ruins the whole effect.
    
    
12.14020BUSY::SLABOUNTYGood Heavens,Cmndr,what DID you doMon Apr 29 1996 23:144
    
    	Mike, at least you didn't claim to have "just the tool for the
    	job".
    
12.14021BUSY::SLABOUNTYGood Heavens,Cmndr,what DID you doMon Apr 29 1996 23:2510
    
    	RE: .14014
    
>How long are you going to follow MzDeb around like some lost puppy dog?
    
    
    	I'm not following her, she's leading me.
    
    	BIG difference, although maybe not perceivable to the naked eye.
    
12.14022BIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoMon Apr 29 1996 23:447
| <<< Note 12.14019 by SUBPAC::SADIN "Freedom isn't free." >>>


| somehow that ruins the whole effect.


	Jim, there are things you should not do at work.....
12.14023SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Tue Apr 30 1996 11:003
    
    
    	there are? <puzzled look>
12.14024ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsTue Apr 30 1996 12:064
    
    *&&^&&&  coffee machine is broken again. This is the 5th time since
    last Monday!! At least they are consistant if nothing else. Either
    fix the blasted thing or put in a new one. This isn't rocket science.
12.14025WAHOO::LEVESQUEa legend begins at its endTue Apr 30 1996 12:111
    Is it broken again or is it broken still?
12.14026GMASEC::KELLYNot The Wrong PersonTue Apr 30 1996 12:171
    Lala's in the hospital again :-(
12.14027ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsTue Apr 30 1996 12:292
    
    again doc. They came out yesterday and repaired it.
12.14028SNAX::BOURGOINETue Apr 30 1996 15:116


TTHT:   Serious screamer of a headache.......

	aaauuuugghhhhh.......
12.14029POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of NightmaresTue Apr 30 1996 18:133
    
    I think I'll go canoeing.
    
12.14030SMURF::BINDERUva uvam vivendo variatTue Apr 30 1996 18:143
    .14029
    
    Buy some Miller, it's like making love in a canoe.
12.14031POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of NightmaresTue Apr 30 1996 19:243
    
    wondering.
    
12.14032ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsTue Apr 30 1996 19:292
    
    no Dick. making love in a canoe, is far superior to Miller beer.
12.14033BUSY::SLABOUNTYAct like you own the companyTue Apr 30 1996 19:303
    
    	Bottle, or draft?
    
12.14034POLAR::RICHARDSONA message by wormTue Apr 30 1996 19:321
    Making love in a canoe is not as good with no dick.
12.14035BUSY::SLABOUNTYAct like you own the companyTue Apr 30 1996 19:363
    
    	How 'bout Tom or Harry?
    
12.14036BIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoTue Apr 30 1996 19:555
| <<< Note 12.14034 by POLAR::RICHARDSON "A message by worm" >>>

| Making love in a canoe is not as good with no dick.

	I agree!
12.14037BIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoTue Apr 30 1996 19:569


	Not having my system up all day because the drop may not have ever
been turned on. :-(  Then finding out that there was a place I could go right
next door. I found this out at 3:30..... sigh


Glen
12.14038BIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoTue Apr 30 1996 20:326

	When our 2nd 1st game of the season is canceled......


Glen
12.14039Drained bean water B^pACISS1::SCHELTERTue Apr 30 1996 21:166
    Only thing coffee is good for is dunkin' stuff in, yuck!
    
    
    
    Mike
    
12.14040BUSY::SLABOUNTYAfterbirth of a NationTue Apr 30 1996 21:205
    
    	To save everyone some time, .14039 refers to .14024.
    
    	Glad to help.
    
12.14041BSS::PROCTOR_RAnd Fozil makes threeWed May 01 1996 02:3512
    thanks.
    
    I wuz gonna help explain that coffee is one of the few true refined bad
    habits left.
    
    to wit:
    
    Jamaica Blue Mountain (my favorite!)
    Kona a close #2
    Starbucks' Christmas Blend (bought 4 pounds this year, am hoarding it)
    
    and of course Safeways' Colombian grind {barf!}
12.14042meet the new server. same as the old serverWAHOO::LEVESQUEa legend begins at its endWed May 01 1996 14:052
    Grrr. Disk problems preventing work from being done. Again. On the "new
    and improved" server.
12.14043DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Wed May 01 1996 14:488
    
    
    	TTHT   having to pay a $75 'graduation fee'.  I'm not walking
    		in the ceremonies, so what's the fee for?  $75 to print
    		up the piece of paper?  Like the money they got from 
    		Digital and myself for the past 2.5+ years wasn't enough?
    		Harumph.......
    
12.14044NUBOAT::HEBERTCaptain BlighWed May 01 1996 17:004
Could be worse. At Rivier College, I not only had to pay the graduation
fee, I had to *attend*, or not receive my sheepskin. No choice.

Art
12.14045DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Wed May 01 1996 17:194
    
    
    	that's ridiculous!!
    
12.14046WAHOO::LEVESQUEa legend begins at its endWed May 01 1996 18:013
    Someone checked things into the RCS directory that broke the
    simulation, then bolted to a meeting. Having done a coall, I don't even
    know which files to start looking in. :-/
12.14047SMURF::BINDERUva uvam vivendo variatWed May 01 1996 19:394
    .14046
    
    You might start with the most recent check-ins and work backward.  I've
    heard that that the rcsdiff command can also be useful.
12.14048WAHOO::LEVESQUEa legend begins at its endWed May 01 1996 19:458
    I did just that- and checked out older versions of some of the likely
    suspects. The good news is that I was able to get the simulation to
    come up. The bad news is that a bug has appeared. The question is
    whether the bug is in the code I've been changing or in the code one of
    the other guys has been changing. Since my datapath is involved, I have
    to start at the transactor and trace through the various logic blocks
    and memories to the other side of the chip, and through the automated
    checker as well.
12.14049more strange weatherTROOA::BUTKOVICHI am NOT a wind stealer!Thu May 02 1996 04:197
    There were two tornados just north of Toronto today - lots of wind
    damage.  Last week there were tornados northwest of Toronto - I don't
    remember ever hearing about tornados so close to home before. (There
    was Hurricane Hazel but that was sometime in the 50's, I think) When I
    got home, my blue (recycling) box had flown from my porch down to the
    front lawn and there were dog and cat food cans all over the place (not
    to mention the diet coke bottles!) - eewww, what a mess!
12.14050GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheThu May 02 1996 12:366
    
    not for me, but for hundreds of others...that traffic jam on the upper
    and lower decks of 93...that's all the radio traffic folx are talking
    about...sounds like a nitemare...
    
    
12.14051ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsThu May 02 1996 12:454
    
    my bestest buddy got laid off on Tuesday. They told her at 4:00, just
    after I left. She wasn't faring all that great at bowling that night.
    I am going to miss her a lot.
12.14052POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of NightmaresThu May 02 1996 14:357
    
    Getting a diskette in the mail, with information I REALLY need, and a
    note on the envelope reading "This is a disk doubler compressed
    version.  I hope it is self-unpacking."
    
    Guess what, it ain't 8^p.
    
12.14053NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu May 02 1996 14:381
So unpack it.  Tear the top of the envelope.  HTH.
12.14054POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of NightmaresThu May 02 1996 14:4113
                     
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12.14055POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of NightmaresFri May 03 1996 14:173
    
    I'm so tired of being cold.
    
12.14056a gentleman and a hooverACISS2::LEECHextremistFri May 03 1996 14:303
    I'd offer you my jacket if I was in the neighborhood...
    
    -gentleman-steve
12.14057POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of NightmaresFri May 03 1996 14:336
    
    8^)  Thanks, hon.
    
    I already have on one jacket.  I probably should keep a sweater here,
    too, so I can start to resemble a polar bear.
    
12.14058DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Fri May 03 1996 14:3510
    
    
    	deb,
    
    	I always keep a sweater in my office.  Sometimes the AC
    	gets up too high here and if the sun isn't out, it gets
    	really chilly during the summertime.  Annoys me to all end
    	too.  I wear a really nice summer outfit and then I'll have to
    	cover it with this old white cardigan just to stay warm.
    
12.14059GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheFri May 03 1996 16:2924
    
    well, deb, i guess you should come over to this side of the hallway.  i
    am always hot.  even with my fan on, i still need a cooling.  and if
    you need it, i have a sweater here.  it's yours for the borrowing.
    
    ttht:  after dropping my car off to the dealership for the fixing of
    the recalled ignition thing, an alignment and a once over of the
    rearwindow that is STILL leaking after they fixed it, i was called and
    told that resealing the window probably won't do the job as it seems
    that from all the time of leaking the frame (or whatever it was he
    said) has started rusting, and it eventually breaks the seal, hence the
    leaking.  he told me to call my insurance company about putting in a
    claim to bring it to a body shop to have them sand out the rusting and
    redo the window.  the agent was a bit confused.  great.  said she was
    going to call the dealership and get back to me.  that was at 9:30. 
    plus, i can't get an alignment because my tires are so badly worn, and
    they would be able to get a good "read" as to whether or not the
    alignment was done right.  now, 2 weeks ago when my father had my car
    while i was on vacation, he went to get me new tires and they told him
    to get an alignment first.  now that i tried that, they are telling me
    to get new tires first.  at least they said they were going to still do
    the ignition thing.
    
    i am really beginning to hate cars.
12.14060BUSY::SLABOUNTYBe gone - you have no powers hereFri May 03 1996 16:318
    
    	raq, schedule an alignment and have the shop put on a set of
    	tires at the same time.  If they can't get the tires that you
    	want, buy them, throw them in the car and drop it off there.
    
    	But if I understand correctly, tires shouldn't affect an al-
    	ignment.
    
12.14061GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheFri May 03 1996 16:3810
    
    tires do effect the alignment process if the tires are not worn out
    evenly (mine are not).  so, even if my car was in perfect alignment,
    when driven, badly worn tires will still cause the car to pull to one
    side or the other.
    
    and i will now buy my tires elsewhere and have them do the alignment. 
    i just figured since my car was in the shop, i might as well have them
    do it while it was there.
    
12.14062MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Fri May 03 1996 16:513
    Raq:
    
    VIP Auto Center in Merrimack is having a four for $99.00 sale.  
12.14063POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of NightmaresFri May 03 1996 16:594
    
    Four whats, autos?
    
    
12.14064CNTROL::JENNISONCrown Him with many crownsFri May 03 1996 17:0013
    
    	TTHT:
    
    	Dashing out to my parking space in the rain, only to find my
    	car missing.
    
    	I stumbled around the parking lot in a state of confusion for
    	a few minutes before I figured out that my husband must have
    	taken the car.  
    
    	In five years of co-commuting, this has never happened !
    
    
12.14065PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BFri May 03 1996 17:032
  .14064  shawn will now tell you it wasn't really missing.
12.14066WAHOO::LEVESQUEsparkle someone else's eyesFri May 03 1996 17:051
    bwahahahaha!
12.14067CNTROL::JENNISONCrown Him with many crownsFri May 03 1996 17:063
    
    	Yes, but Shawn's been wrong before, so he'll get over it.
    
12.14068CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsFri May 03 1996 17:072
    It wasn't.  The car is/was just enjoying an alternate existance in a
    locality other than that which was expected.  
12.14069CNTROL::JENNISONCrown Him with many crownsFri May 03 1996 17:133
    
    	mz_debra, would you do the honors ?
    
12.14070POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of NightmaresFri May 03 1996 17:1313
                     
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12.14071CNTROL::JENNISONCrown Him with many crownsFri May 03 1996 17:153
    
    	Thank you!
    
12.14072GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheFri May 03 1996 17:185
    
    well, thanks for the pointed there, jack, but merrimack is just too
    many millions of miles away for tires.  and i don't have the time in my
    schedule for it..
    
12.14073BSS::PROCTOR_RFozil's 3; Chooch makes 4!Fri May 03 1996 17:193
    > and i don't have the time in my schedule for it..
    
    there's a lot riding on this you know...
12.14074MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Fri May 03 1996 17:205
    Z   many millions of miles away for tires.  and i don't have the time in my
    Z    schedule for it..
    
    Yes you do!  You get off work at 2:00 tomorrow and your schlumming on
    Sunday!
12.14075being ignoredPOWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of NightmaresFri May 03 1996 17:212
    
    
12.14076BSS::PROCTOR_RFozil's 3; Chooch makes 4!Fri May 03 1996 17:2411
    > <<< Note 12.14075 by POWDML::HANGGELI "Little Chamber of Nightmares">>>
    
    >  -< being ignored >-
    
    yah. it's a daily event with me.. I just try to bear up under it...
    
    
    they thought Vincent Van Goof wuz pretty weird too, ignored him, and
    Presto! Instant Mail-an-Ear..
    
    guess what YOU'RE gonna get in the mail  next week...
12.14077MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Fri May 03 1996 17:334
    WDML::HANGGELI "Little Chamber of Nightmares"       2 lines  
    3-MAY-1996 13:21
                                   -< being ignored >-
    
12.14078POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of NightmaresFri May 03 1996 17:383
    
    Yeah, I hate it too.
    
12.14079BSS::PROCTOR_RFozil's 3; Chooch makes 4!Fri May 03 1996 17:424
    so, how about the Colorado Avalanche... messed up the game last night
    pretty good, eh?
    
    
12.14080NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Fri May 03 1996 17:432
How about the Seattle earthquake?  Messed up the game last night
pretty good, eh?
12.14081BSS::PROCTOR_RFozil's 3; Chooch makes 4!Fri May 03 1996 17:446
    > How about the Seattle earthquake?
    
    shake, rattle, and roll.
    
    talked to my old roommate last night, he said the water slopped out of
    the bathtub he was sitting in.. scared the peewaddin' out of him!
12.14082NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Fri May 03 1996 17:471
Good thing he was in the tub at the time.
12.14083BUSY::SLABOUNTYBuzzword BingoFri May 03 1996 18:0111
    
    	RE: .14065-.14068
    
    	Actually, that thought never occurred to me until I saw that
    	you had mentioned it.  But, technically, you're right.  8^)
    
    	Brian pretty much nailed it in .14068 ... it was in the pos-
    	session of an authorized individual, who very probably should
    	have told his wife that he was borrowing the car before he
    	did so.
    
12.14084CNTROL::JENNISONCrown Him with many crownsFri May 03 1996 18:124
    
    	You are making assumptions, Shawn.
    
    
12.14085DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Fri May 03 1996 18:1711
    
    
    	re: VIP auto
    
    	Remember my gripe notes a couple months back about the
    	hassle in getting a new rim?
    
    	That was at VIP in Merrimack.
    
    	'nuff said.
    
12.14086BUSY::SLABOUNTYBuzzword BingoFri May 03 1996 18:183
    
    	Karen, so it WAS stolen??
    
12.14087CNTROL::JENNISONCrown Him with many crownsFri May 03 1996 19:214
    
    	No.  Think again.
    
    
12.14088WAHOO::LEVESQUEsparkle someone else's eyesFri May 03 1996 19:221
    Doesn't that assume he thought the first time?
12.14089CNTROL::JENNISONCrown Him with many crownsFri May 03 1996 19:254
    
    	Oh, thanks a bunch, doc.  
    
    
12.14090BSS::DEVEREAUXphreaking the mundaneFri May 03 1996 20:095
    TTHT:  Waiting around for a call from the consulting agency (who told
    	   who told me that I have a job "for sure" with MCI) to tell me
    	   whether I really have a job...
    
    	   [yawn]
12.14091ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsFri May 03 1996 20:132
    
    my parse-o-meter is down. care to translate for me.
12.14092BUSY::SLABOUNTYCandy'O, I need you ...Fri May 03 1996 20:167
    
    	OK, Karen, how about you reveal all the known facts and I can
    	stop guessing.
    
    	And Doc, if you hadn't posted that reply I would have been
    	very disappointed in you.  8^)
    
12.14093BSS::DEVEREAUXphreaking the mundaneFri May 03 1996 20:188
>>    my parse-o-meter is down. care to translate for me.

    Maxim, the consulting firm, says they *are sure* MCI will be offering
    me a job (in this case, a contract position).
    
    Put another way, MCI hasn't actually offered me said position.
    
    Did that help?
12.14094ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsFri May 03 1996 20:202
    
    all clear in chicago. parse-o-meter is back up and running.
12.14095MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Fri May 03 1996 20:236
 Z   Waiting around for a call from the consulting agency (who told
 Z   who told me that I have a job "for sure" with MCI) to tell
 Z   me whether I really have a job...
    
    My biggest account.  Are you going to be working at the Garden of the
    Gods facility?
12.14096ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsFri May 03 1996 20:252
    
    Garden of the Gods, beautiful place
12.14097BSS::DEVEREAUXphreaking the mundaneFri May 03 1996 20:2711
>>    My biggest account.  Are you going to be working at the Garden of the
>>    Gods facility?
    
    G.o.G. facility in the Network Testing group.
    
    
    Jack,
    
    Are you located in the Springs? For some reason I thought you were
    located in New England...
    
12.14098ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsFri May 03 1996 20:292
    
    Jack gets around a lot.
12.14099MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Fri May 03 1996 20:383
    I am located in Merrimack, N.H.  I get out there once in awhile!!!
    
    -Jack  
12.14100POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of NightmaresFri May 03 1996 20:403
    
    Meaty, you are out there most of the time.
    
12.14101MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Fri May 03 1996 20:562
    Oh...yeah....I'm in Merrimack, I get out to the central region from
    time to time!
12.14102BSS::DEVEREAUXphreaking the mundaneFri May 03 1996 21:385
    Well... I finally got the call from Maxim, and it turns out that this
    position is for 1 month. So, I told them to go ahead, cuz at least
    it'll by me another month to find a more permanent position.
    
    This job hunting thing is for the birds!
12.14103POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of NightmaresSat May 04 1996 04:143
    
    Bad timing.  It sucks.
    
12.14104FABSIX::P_OHALLORANJe suis une pomme de terre teteSat May 04 1996 05:154
    
    yet good timing makes a world of difference.
    
    
12.14105POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of NightmaresSat May 04 1996 15:593
    
    Patty baby, you are deep.
    
12.14106CSC32::M_EVANSI'd rather be gardeningSat May 04 1996 16:108
    Stuck inside working on a spring day when I want to be digging in the
    dirt.  
    
    Two companies with Schedled power outages, another with down time for
    upgrades, the alarms are going off merrily.  Oh, well, I will have the
    day's next week, (if I get any sleep at night) to play.
    
    meg
12.14107POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of NightmaresSat May 04 1996 16:183
    
    Pretend you're in Massachusetts, Meg.  It's raining here 8^).
                  
12.14108CSC32::M_EVANSI'd rather be gardeningSat May 04 1996 16:217
    My gardening partner showed up in shorts and grabbed the bean seeds a
    few minutes ago.  WAUGH!!!!!
    
    Hard to pretend when my system is overlooking an open window with birds
    singing outside.  Pulling the blinds hasn't helped.  
    
    meg
12.14109Smack slurp slobber drool smack smack dribbleCOVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertSun May 05 1996 04:099
That guy behind me at the Ballet, that I thought maybe had denture problems,
because he was smack smack smacking his gums throughout the performance...

Well, he was at it again tonight.

However, I found out tonight that it's not denture problems; he's sitting
back there unwrapping and eating candy.

Grrrr....
12.14110SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Sun May 05 1996 11:3310
    
    	TtHT:
    
    	being sick. Got a nasty cold of some sort...sore throat, phlegm,
    cough, etc. I'm just glad this is my last week of calc (final on
    wednesday). If I can manage an "A" on the final I'll get out of the
    class and managed to hold my 3.9 average. Good by me...:) Maybe once
    class is over I can get some sleep.
    
    jim
12.14111BIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoSun May 05 1996 12:073

	Jim, I thought work was where you slept?
12.14112SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Sun May 05 1996 12:187
    
    
    	Not these days Glen. When I was waiting for the fab to be built,
    that was another story. ;*)
    
    
    jim
12.14113BIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoSun May 05 1996 12:363

	Ahhhh..... I remember those days. The cafe's were always filled! :-)
12.14114SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Sun May 05 1996 13:538
    
    
    	Yup, that they were! I was so bored that I picked up a
    c-programming book and a Unix book and started learning how to program
    C on a unix system. Now THAT's boredom...:)
    
    
    jim
12.14115POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of NightmaresMon May 06 1996 02:076
    
    barfin' kitties
    
    8^/
    
    
12.14116EDITEX::MOOREGetOuttaMyChairMon May 06 1996 04:442
    
    Been eatin grass again ?
12.14117SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Mon May 06 1996 10:5917
    
    
    	re: barfin' kitties
    
    	Here's an interesting story. My FIL was riding his bike back from
    his bike shop yesterday when he hears a car screech to a halt behind
    him. He looks back to see a woman fling open the car door and jump out.
    Being concerned that something is wrong, he runs back to see if he can
    help. Upon arriving at the car, he finds that the woman is transporting
    a rather large (and very sick) doberman pincher to the vet. Said doby
    decided to ralph all over the front seat AND the back seat of the car.
    Yuck....
    
    	My FIL didn't think they could fit that much barf in one dog. ;*)
    
    
    jim
12.14118POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of NightmaresMon May 06 1996 12:533
    
    Oh, dear!
    
12.14119BARSTR::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheMon May 06 1996 13:054
    
    my jaw hurts again...
    
    
12.14120BIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoMon May 06 1996 13:154

	raq, if you change it to your lips, you will get many more offers on
getting those kisses to make it feel better. :-)
12.14121SMURF::WALTERSMon May 06 1996 13:182
    Discovering rot in the fascia boards.  Spent the whole weekend doing
    carpentry instead of painting.  
12.14122SOLVIT::KRAWIECKItumble to remove jerksMon May 06 1996 13:404
    
    
    Blown head gasket....
    
12.14123MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Mon May 06 1996 14:174
    My nose is stuffed up!  I've been working on Mz. Debra's house all
    weekend...painting it and what not.  I think I'm allergic to paint.
    
    The previous owner had two cats!
12.14124POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of NightmaresMon May 06 1996 14:234
    
    I'm still waiting to be invited over for coffee {tap tap tap}.
    
    
12.14125CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsMon May 06 1996 15:2010
    RE: Eating noises........
    
    I can stand fingernails on a blackboard.
    I can stand loud humming noises.
    I can stand low level vibrations that drive evryone else up a wall.  
    
    It makes my sking crawl to listen to loud eaters. 
    Aaarrrrungfmmnmmumumumsluururrrrpaaahhhh, Crunchmmffmmffmmffmfmffskluurrrp. 
    
    Brian
12.14126DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Mon May 06 1996 15:2917
    
    
    	re: jim  .14117
    
    	Ugh.  Thanks for the reminder.  I was driving home Friday after
    	work and saw a car pulled into a spot on the side of the road.
    	I looked as I was driving by just in time to see the driver
    	leaning out of the car, barfing on the ground.  Very gross.
    
    
    	TTHT   just about everything.  bad hair day.  sleet instead
    		of just rain on the drive in this morning.  broken
    		umbrella.  three dead fish in the aquarium over the
    		weekend - two found this morning.  it's Monday.  dropped
    		three of the glass vials used to test the aquarium water
    		on the floor this morning and broke them.
    
12.14127EDITEX::MOOREGetOuttaMyChairMon May 06 1996 16:152
    
    <sound of potato chips being eaten with mouth open>
12.14128SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Mon May 06 1996 16:218
    
    
    	re: jj
    
    	:*) sorry. :)
    
    
    jim
12.14129CNTROL::JENNISONCrown Him with many crownsMon May 06 1996 18:024
    
    	Be glad you missed lunch, Brian.  I had to keep licking the
    	barbeque sauce off my fingers...
    
12.14130CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsMon May 06 1996 18:223
    Well, there are a few exceptions to that no noise is good noise rule. 
    Chips n' salsa comes to mind as does finger sucking to clean errant
    bbcue sauce residue.   
12.14131WAHOO::LEVESQUEsparkle someone else's eyesMon May 06 1996 18:242
    the backpedaling's getting fast and furious now, but they aren't gonna
    let him off the hook this time. Nosirree...
12.14132ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsMon May 06 1996 18:334
    
    I can't understand how Brian could stand up four, count em four,
    beautiful women. I mean, is he nuts??? well, that is a possibility
    I suppose.
12.14133CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsMon May 06 1996 18:332
    {fume}
    
12.14134CNTROL::JENNISONCrown Him with many crownsMon May 06 1996 18:355
    
    	re .14130
    
    	Thanks, Bri.
    
12.14135BARSTR::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheMon May 06 1996 18:428
    
    somehow, tho i have no clue how, i appeared invisible to our waitress
    at lunch.  
    
    and i think brian should no longer be invited to lunch until he proves
    he is worthy again...
    
    
12.14136DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Mon May 06 1996 18:5510
    
    
    	forgot one...
    
    	.... new umbrella (purchased a couple months ago), Totes brand,
    	came apart this morning when trying to open it.  Fortunately,
    	my better half had one I could use.
    
    
    
12.14137ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsMon May 06 1996 19:083
    
    JJ, glad your job does not entail working on anything nuclear. I mean
    the way your day is going and all.
12.14138DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Mon May 06 1996 19:094
    
    
    	No kidding, huh?
    
12.14139USAT05::HALLRGod loves even you!Mon May 06 1996 19:334
    Played a 'friendly' game of volleyball at our SS picnic yesterday,,,I
    landed on someone's instep after a spike and i tore a ligament...didn't
    know until i got home and took off my shoes than bam! the swelling
    began...a 42 yr old body doesn't respond as well as it done at 22.
12.14140POLAR::RICHARDSONNooo, spank you!Mon May 06 1996 19:341
    You're a member of the SS?
12.14141NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Mon May 06 1996 19:341
Ron, you were a member of the SS?
12.14142NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Mon May 06 1996 19:351
Crash!
12.14143USAT05::HALLRGod loves even you!Mon May 06 1996 19:4212
    ss= Sunday School                                    
    now u sound like Silva  :-)  +
    
    BTW, had a scary incident last nite;  at the end of the t-storm, about
    1:50AM, the wif wakes me up and says she heard a crash downstairs. 
    After first securing both my wif and daughter, i went downstairs with
    my protection and scoured the house 2400+- SF...couldn't find anything.
     This AM, discovered that a branch from a neighbors pine tree struck
    our skylite causing same racket.  Glad I didn't have to use the
    protection.        sio
    
    Ron
12.14144POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of NightmaresMon May 06 1996 19:453
    
    Really now, what good would a condom be against an intruder?
    
12.14145NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Mon May 06 1996 19:571
Deb, it wasn't a condom, it was a necklace of garlic.
12.14146POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of NightmaresMon May 06 1996 19:584
    
    Oh, well, that's very different.
    
    
12.14147BIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoMon May 06 1996 20:015
| <<< Note 12.14143 by USAT05::HALLR "God loves even you!" >>>

| now u sound like Silva  :-)  +

	HEY! Keep me out of this! 
12.14148BSS::DEVEREAUXphreaking the mundaneMon May 06 1996 20:068
>>     After first securing both my wif and daughter, i went downstairs with
>>     my protection and scoured the house 2400+- SF...couldn't find anything.
    
    FWIW, If you think someone is in your house, you're supposed to stay
    put, rather than looking for them. This gives you the element of
    surprise.
    
    BTW, what was "your protection"?  Sounds kinda dirty to me (';
12.14149LANDO::OLIVER_Bmay, the comeliest monthMon May 06 1996 20:163
    i thought that if afforded the chance you were supposed
    to vacate the house as quickly as possible without messing
    up your hair.
12.14150BSS::DEVEREAUXphreaking the mundaneMon May 06 1996 20:171
    <-------  well.... that's true too
12.14151LANDO::OLIVER_Bmay, the comeliest monthMon May 06 1996 20:401
    it snowed in worcester today.
12.14152BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Mon May 06 1996 20:414
    
    	We had a little snow mixed in with the rain here in Marlboro late
    	this morning.
    
12.14153POLAR::RICHARDSONNooo, spank you!Mon May 06 1996 20:431
    We had hail and fire mixed with blood up here.
12.14154NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Mon May 06 1996 20:441
Wot, no frogs, lice, boils, or slaying of the firstborn?
12.14155POLAR::RICHARDSONNooo, spank you!Mon May 06 1996 20:461
    No, just wormwood on the rocks.
12.14156glad there was no real trouble!GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheMon May 06 1996 21:145
    ron, does your better half know you call her your wif???  
    
    :>
    
    
12.14157POLAR::RICHARDSONNooo, spank you!Mon May 06 1996 23:183
    Reading about two more Vice Presidential appointments.
    
    Does anyone know what the count is now?
12.14158EDITEX::MOOREGetOuttaMyChairTue May 07 1996 05:113
    
    Funny, I thought Al Gore never did anything, and now I find he has, not
    one, but two appointments.  
12.14159CSC32::M_EVANSI'd rather be gardeningTue May 07 1996 05:141
    Best friend flying into town Saturday.
12.14160WAHOO::LEVESQUEsparkle someone else's eyesTue May 07 1996 11:101
    That's something to hate? She on an ill-fated flight, or what?
12.14161CSC32::M_EVANSI'd rather be gardeningTue May 07 1996 12:0311
    Tamara was just out for three weeks in late march/early April.  The
    reason she is coming is that her father has taken a turn for the worse,
    and wants to do a farewell tour with the rest of the kids in WY. She is
    coming out to drive him up.
    
    C Bob was a second father to me and a lot of other people.  Dessie and C
    Bob had 6 kids and they were all extroverts.  Dessie is finally
    admiting that there is nothing short of a miricle that will keep Bob
    alive beyond a couple of months.  
    
    meg
12.14162WAHOO::LEVESQUEsparkle someone else's eyesTue May 07 1996 12:121
    gotcha
12.14163ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsTue May 07 1996 12:302
    
    sorry to hear that meg.
12.14164BARSTR::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheTue May 07 1996 12:437
    
    tth:  not listening to a station that actually gives traffic reports
    for the route-2-west-of-concord area...a 4-car accident right at the
    route 27 exit...had traffic backed up (when i was there) for over a
    mile.  
    
    
12.14165CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsTue May 07 1996 12:542
    So that's what all the glass in the road was from.  Hope nobody was
    hurt.  
12.14166WAHOO::LEVESQUEsparkle someone else's eyesTue May 07 1996 13:004
    >So that's what all the glass in the road was from.  
    
     No, the glass in the road was from the last guy who stood us up twice
    in a row.... :-)
12.14167BARSTR::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheTue May 07 1996 13:075
    didn't see an ambulance.  and it appeared that all people not in
    uniform that were standing around the cars were relatively unhurt.  3
    cars and a pick-up.  been there, done that, got a new windshield.
    
    
12.14168CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsTue May 07 1996 13:071
    {smack} Ouch!  Someone check my nose, I think I'm bleedin' here.  
12.14169SMURF::WALTERSTue May 07 1996 13:142
    If you weren't bleedin here, we wouldn't be able to read your bleedin'
    notes.
12.14170BIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoTue May 07 1996 13:415
| <<< Note 12.14168 by CONSLT::MCBRIDE "Idleness, the holiday of fools" >>>

| {smack} Ouch!  Someone check my nose, I think I'm bleedin' here.

	Marcia Marcia Marcia! Everything is about Marcia!
12.14171USAT02::HALLRGod loves even you!Tue May 07 1996 16:346
    Raq:
    
    The wif doesn't know she is the "wif" but what she doesn't know
    wouldn't hury her.  yz
    
    the protecton was my taurus .38 special
12.14172BARSTR::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheTue May 07 1996 16:406
    
    someone, please get wafflebunnie a new keyboard!!!
    
    :>
    
    
12.14173SMURF::BINDERUva uvam vivendo variatTue May 07 1996 16:425
    .14171
    
    > the protecton was my taurus .38 special
    
    Ford makes a .38 Special??
12.14174ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsTue May 07 1996 16:422
    
    ron, you were carrying a concealed Ford?
12.14175POWDML::HANGGELIFifteenTue May 07 1996 16:435
    
    Would that be a concealed Harrison Ford?
    
    8^o
    
12.14176CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsTue May 07 1996 16:441
    Ford makes a Taurus with a 3.8 but it's not special.  
12.14177POWDML::HANGGELIFifteenTue May 07 1996 16:463
    
    Ronnie, did you hold on loosely to that protection?
    
12.14178BUSY::SLABOUNTYEnjoy what you doTue May 07 1996 16:483
    
    	Just don't let his shooter get caught up in you.
    
12.14179SMURF::WALTERSTue May 07 1996 17:012
    There's a Japanese copy - it's a SHOgun
    
12.14180USAT02::HALLRGod loves even you!Tue May 07 1996 17:031
    obvious not a gun nutter in the bunch...
12.14181ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsTue May 07 1996 17:266
    
    .14180
    
    << obvious not a gun nutter in the bunch
    
    some of us are more nuts than others. hth
12.14182POWDML::HANGGELIFifteenTue May 07 1996 17:324
    
    TTHT:  VTX JOBS_US has been slashed to the bone!
    
    
12.14183CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsTue May 07 1996 17:346
    The SHOgun is nothing more than an Escort or some other small 
    car with a SHO motor stuffed into it.  The ultimate sleeper if not 
    all pimped up with day glow aero effects and glowing light tubes 
    underneath.  
    
    Brian
12.14184ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsTue May 07 1996 17:434
    
    .14183
    
    was a great mini-series, sponsored by Ford.
12.14185BUSY::SLABOUNTYEnjoy what you doTue May 07 1996 17:575
    
    	Did someone say neon light tubes?
    
    	Make mine purple, please!!
    
12.14186POWDML::HANGGELILe beau est aussi utile que l'utileTue May 07 1996 19:373
    
    It's kitten time.
    
12.14187SMURF::BINDERUva uvam vivendo variatTue May 07 1996 19:385
    > It's kitten time.
    
    No, no, that's a ttlt.  This coming Satiddy evening, there wil be a new
    Aby kitten living with us.  Wonder how the older cats will take to
    her...
12.14188LANDO::OLIVER_Bmay, the comeliest monthTue May 07 1996 19:381
    get out the tiny wooden spoons!
12.14189POWDML::HANGGELILe beau est aussi utile que l'utileTue May 07 1996 19:396
    
    Hey 8^o!
    
    I'm aching for another kitten.  I just can't have four cats; my friends
    already call me "the crazy lady with all the cats".
                                                    
12.14190CNTROL::JENNISONCrown Him with many crownsTue May 07 1996 19:443
    
    	Who told her ?
    
12.14191<grimace>POWDML::HANGGELILe beau est aussi utile que l'utileTue May 07 1996 19:442
    
    
12.14192<hamburglar>CNTROL::JENNISONCrown Him with many crownsTue May 07 1996 19:454
    
    
    
    
12.14193Mayor McCheeseCSLALL::SECURITYTue May 07 1996 19:461
    
12.14194Beverly Tuna!POLAR::RICHARDSONSpank you very much!Tue May 07 1996 19:481
    	
12.14195Cat Juggling!BIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoTue May 07 1996 20:070
12.14196DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Tue May 07 1996 20:1712
    
    
    	Dick,
    
    	While that is a TTLT..... the TTHT will be all the kittens
    	brought into shelters because of irresponsible owners.
    	Most of those babies will end up being put to sleep because
    	the shelter will run out of room.
    
    	Congrats on your new family member, however.  =)  Have you
    	named her yet?
    
12.14197ASDG::GASSAWAYInsert clever personal name hereWed May 08 1996 00:1714
    
    Ruddy, Fawn, Blue, Red....come on, divulge the details to us now.
    
    Even though I got my Aby from a breeder, it was still kind of a
    "rescue".  The breeder couldn't sell her because an eye infection while
    she was young left one of her eyes permanently cloudy, and this was at
    a time when they had over fifty cats in the house.  They just wanted to
    get rid of her so I offered to adopt a year-old Aby.  She didn't even
    have a name yet.  She was "hey you" for a year.
    
    I've become really partial to the breed since then and when Mazzy gets
    old, I'll probably get another Aby kitten.
    
    Lisa
12.14198BIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoWed May 08 1996 02:1414


	One of my favorite alltime baseball players, Brett Butler, went in to
have his tonsils out. They discovered a cancerous tumor the size of a plum. So
he is done with this season, and possibly his career. This guy always gave it
his all, and he was a gentleman. I hope he gets better and can get back into
baseball next year. Not for me, but for him, as I know this is where he would
like to be doing. But if he can't, I hope he is alive and getting on with his
life. (which I bet will have baseball plans in it)



Glen
12.14199WMOIS::GIROUARD_CWed May 08 1996 10:562
-1 doctor's attribute the tumor to too much
   chaw in the early years.
12.14200WMOIS::GIROUARD_CWed May 08 1996 11:009
first time trial last night. i rode a 30:29. i didn't ride that slow a 
time all last year. the conditions last night were bad (cold & windy) and
it was good enough for 3rd place, but the two guys that had faster times
have never beat me before. of course, both are in their mid-20's. one is
CAT III racer and the other is a triathlete. after all, i'm a year older
now.

okay, okay i'll stop now. btw, these guys will pay dearly before the 
season is out.
12.14201GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheWed May 08 1996 12:372
    tth:  just about everything
    
12.14202WAHOO::LEVESQUEsparkle someone else's eyesWed May 08 1996 13:102
    A simple and elegant solution to a design problem turns out to have a
    timing dependent inadequacy. Grrr. 
12.14203POLAR::RICHARDSONSpank you very much!Wed May 08 1996 13:173
    My favourite person in my group is leaving at the end of the month.
    
    8(
12.14204GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheWed May 08 1996 13:283
    
    voluntarily or involuntarily?
    
12.14205POLAR::RICHARDSONSpank you very much!Wed May 08 1996 13:281
    voluntarily.
12.14206GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheWed May 08 1996 13:295
    
    well, that, at the very least, is a ttl, no?
    
    
    
12.14207POLAR::RICHARDSONSpank you very much!Wed May 08 1996 13:301
    no.
12.14208CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsWed May 08 1996 15:161
    Who were the guys that beat you, Chip?  
12.14209WAHOO::LEVESQUEwhiskey. line 'em upWed May 08 1996 15:191
    A couple of off duty cops. :-)
12.14210SMURF::BINDERUva uvam vivendo variatWed May 08 1996 16:064
    .14198
    
    Brett Butler is a teevee actress.  Grace Under Fire is arguably the
    best sitcom on the air.
12.14211SMURF::BINDERUva uvam vivendo variatWed May 08 1996 16:086
    .14197
    
    Ruddy.  Reds and blues don't look enough like wild cats, fawns are
    just washed-out reds.
    
    YMMV.  :-)
12.14212POWDML::HANGGELILe beau est aussi utile que l'utileWed May 08 1996 16:104
    
    Brett Butler is also a ballplayer for the Dodgers.  Different Brett
    Butler 8^).
    
12.14213ACISS2::LEECHextremistWed May 08 1996 16:1423
    Taking a break to clean up my C program, I was disrupted right at the
    moment I was going to correct the last problem plagueing my code.  Thus
    interupted, I forget what the heck I was going to write down (it was
    not a brief interruption).  
    
    Now, I have to start all over again...go though the program step by step,
    etc. etc.  Blurgh!  It's bad enough that I was up til 1am working on
    this stupid program, trying to get it to run properly (the tips given
    in the 1-800-soapbox note helped, thnx to all who came to my aid). 
    
    My clever way of writing this (well, I thought it was clever until I
    tried to run it, anyway  8^) ) wasn't too clever after all.  I had to
    basically re-write the whole thing.  Clever on paper does != clever
    when compiled...no, it certainly does not.  8^)  [FWIW, it could have
    been made to work, but it was probably quicker to rewrite it.  Combing
    through overly cryptic code is not an easy task at 1am. 8^) ]
    
    One thing is for sure, COBOL is certainly easier to read through.  
    
    Oh well...time for lunch.  I think better on a full stomach.
    
    
    -steve  
12.14214CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsWed May 08 1996 16:293
    >> Grace Under Fire is arguably the best sitcom on the air.
    
    Faint praise indeed.  
12.14215WMOIS::GIROUARD_CWed May 08 1996 16:5511
good one Doc!!!!!

actually Brian, i don't think either of these guys are affiliated
with any law enforcement agency (good thing because i felt like i
was strip searched :-).

one of the guys (rides for FCC also) is Chris Gullekson. Really strong
kid but was never much of a time trialist (until now).

i don't know the other guy's name. when i pick up the results Friday
i'll post them in Bicycle. i generally post the top 10 men and women.
12.14216USAT02::HALLRGod loves even you!Wed May 08 1996 17:471
    Grace under fire is too Smaltzy
12.14217CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowWed May 08 1996 18:0310



 I happened upon that show once or twice, but it's anti Christian bent
 showed through rather prominently.  Haven't watched it since.



 Jim
12.14218PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed May 08 1996 18:293
 .14217  I don't like it either, though it has nothing to do with
	 Christianity.
12.14219CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowWed May 08 1996 18:599

 Well, the Christianity bit aside, I didn't like it either, but then there's
 not much on TV these days that I do like.



 
Jim
12.14220WAHOO::LEVESQUEwhiskey. line 'em upWed May 08 1996 19:308
    My neighbor and I spent 4-5 hours on saturday picking up sticks, logs,
    branches, etc between our houses to make a bonfire. As the rain got
    progressively steadier during the day, the bonfire was postponed. We
    piled the wood on the edge of his property, about 20 feet from the edge
    with another property that is currently being built on. Apparently
    today is the day the contractor picked to have the site finished on
    that property; they took all our wood and buried it! So much for the
    bonfire! :^(
12.14221CSLALL::SECURITYWed May 08 1996 19:3510
    re. 14220
    
    
    A tree had fallen in my back yard when I was little. We used it for a
    tank. There was a gun turret, computer room, steering area, all in all
    it employed about 7 of us. About 6 months after it fell my cranky next
    door neighbor ended our mission with a chainsaw.
    
    
    lunchbox
12.14222CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowWed May 08 1996 19:379

 I hope the chainsaw was used on the tree, Mr. Box, and not on your
 friend.




 Jim
12.14223CSLALL::SECURITYWed May 08 1996 19:381
    No kids were killed, but the tank was a total loss. :>(
12.14224CSLALL::SECURITYWed May 08 1996 19:432
    It should be mentioned that there was a counter attack on Mr. Dawson's
    Buick with ammo from Orlando Vasquez' refrigerator.
12.14225CNTROL::JENNISONCrown Him with many crownsWed May 08 1996 20:094
    
    	Was it a real Buick, or just one he had fashioned out 
    	of an old fallen tree ?
    
12.14226CSLALL::SECURITYWed May 08 1996 20:111
    It was older than the tree.
12.14227EVMS::MORONEYyour innocence is no defenseWed May 08 1996 20:234
re .14221:

Like my childhood, except our tree was a horse, and the guys with the chainsaw
were from the power company, and the horse was just beheaded, not killed.
12.14228BUSY::SLABOUNTYGreat baby! Delicious!!Wed May 08 1996 20:356
    
    	RE: -1
    
    	That's a candidate for "Deep Thoughts" ... have you contacted
    	Jack Handy yet?
    
12.14229POWDML::HANGGELILe beau est aussi utile que l'utileThu May 09 1996 16:025
    
    If I get ONE MORE MESSAGE about the effing Law Department Golf
    Scramble, I shall scream.
    
    
12.14230MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Thu May 09 1996 16:116
                   ____ 
                 @/ oo \@
                 (   ) _\   She said effing.
                  \__0_ /     


12.14231BUSY::SLABOUNTYAlways a Best Man, never a groomThu May 09 1996 16:117
    
    	I feel so left out ... I didn't get the message!!
    
    	If anyone has a copy, please send it to me at POWDML::HANGGELI
    
    	Thanks!!
    
12.14232<-- <snarl>POWDML::HANGGELILe beau est aussi utile que l'utileThu May 09 1996 16:152
    
    
12.14233BUSY::SLABOUNTYAlways a Best Man, never a groomThu May 09 1996 16:163
    
    	I LOVE it when you do that.
    
12.14234GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheThu May 09 1996 16:205
    
    well, deb, be prepared to get some more.  after the scramble, even...
    
    and why don't you just delete it, before reading it??
    
12.14235POWDML::HANGGELILe beau est aussi utile que l'utileThu May 09 1996 16:294
    
    I've tried that.  Doesn't work.  You have to read before you can
    delete.
    
12.14236BUSY::SLABOUNTYAlways a Best Man, never a groomThu May 09 1996 16:3112
    
    	As soon as I see a message from
    
    	::DVN
    	::SITE
    
    	and especially
    
    	::EHS
    
    	I delete it right away and don't even bother reading it.
    
12.14237POWDML::HANGGELILe beau est aussi utile que l'utileThu May 09 1996 16:383
    
    <grits teeth>
    
12.14238sigh.BSS::PROCTOR_RFozil's 3; Chooch makes 4!Thu May 09 1996 16:438
    a feral Mz_deb.
    
    hmmmm. how..... primitive!
    
    {insert picture of leopardskin togas, wild rides through the jungle on
     a vine, my massive sinews encircling Mz_Deb of the Jungle, roaring in
    the moonlight as I conquer the King of the jungle in a best-of-three
    match...}
12.14239ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsThu May 09 1996 16:513
    
    That's ok deb. when I get mail that reads ::SLABOUNTY, i delete it
    before reading it as well.
12.14240BUSY::SLABOUNTYAlways a Best Man, never a groomThu May 09 1996 16:5417
    
    	RE: Deb
    
    	I think I like the <snarl> better then <grits teeth>.
    
    
    	RE: Bob
    
    	Best of 3, eh?  That's very challenging if you're fighting to
    	the death.
    
    
    	RE: BATTIS
    
    	Hmmm, I WAS starting to wonder why our communications were
    	startlingly one-sided.
    
12.14241CSLALL::SECURITYThu May 09 1996 18:161
    ants
12.14242BIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoThu May 09 1996 18:261
they in your pants?
12.14243CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsThu May 09 1996 18:516
    TTHT: Going to a sub shop and ordering a sub.  Having 17 people walk in
    after me, and get served before I did.  I must be the invisible man. 
    To add to the injury, a mother and her screeching son, Teddy provided
    the final catalyst for my departure, empty handed and empty tummied :-/.   
    
    
12.14244POLAR::RICHARDSONSpank you very much!Thu May 09 1996 18:542
    Well, that's what happens when you stand up your box friends. You've
    developed bad restaurant karma now.
12.14245CSLALL::SECURITYThu May 09 1996 18:5613
    A couple of weeks ago my girlfriend and I stopped at a sub shop; she
    ordered spagetti, I ordered a pizza. Her spagetti was ready in about 5
    minutes, and my mouth was watering in anticipation of my pizza. After
    about 15 minutes, she suggested I should ask about the pizza, I chose
    not to. About 5 minutes after that, the kid behind the counter said;
    
    "Um, we had a problem with the oven, your pizza...um...is overcooked."
    
    By that time my girlfriend had to go to work. I felt so neglected I
    went and bought a cactus.
    
    
    lunchbox
12.14246LANDO::OLIVER_Bmay, the comeliest monthThu May 09 1996 18:582
    we all have brian dolls.  we stick mint toothpicks
    into them.  aha! ha! ha!
12.14248CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsThu May 09 1996 19:001
    Just keep the toothpicks away from the olives!
12.14249PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BThu May 09 1996 19:013
  i hope the cactus was succulent.

12.14250CSLALL::SECURITYThu May 09 1996 19:033
    I didn't eat the cactus!!! I merely added it to my collection!!! It's
    pretty, it looks like a normal cactus, topped with a pink brain. Way
    cool.
12.14251USAT02::HALLRGod loves even you!Thu May 09 1996 19:046
    lunchie:
    
    eating cactus,  guess there's no way u need a toothpick afterwards,
    huh!
    
    Ron
12.14252.14250PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BThu May 09 1996 19:042
  <whooosh?>
12.14253NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu May 09 1996 19:111
Do you hug your cactus?
12.14254CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsThu May 09 1996 19:121
    That's Battis' job.
12.14255ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsThu May 09 1996 19:424
    
    .14254
    
    < sniff> <sniff>  how nice of you to remember.
12.14256NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu May 09 1996 19:594
TTHT:  All the experts say we're likely to lose our case against the Boston
schools, so it looks like we're going to have to move to Brookline, where
we'll have less house for more money.  That also means I have to finish up
lots of half-finished projects around the house.
12.14257AaauuurrrggghhhhrrrrrAMN1::RALTOBananas in Pajamas??Thu May 09 1996 21:0410
    Minor TTHT, 35+ years later:
    
    Hearing the otherwise respectable William Conrad botch a perfectly
    good joke, narrating "Rocky and Bullwinkle".  An episode subtitle
    (which usually involved a play on words) had read "Me and My Chateau",
    and he pronounced "chateau" with the accent on the first syllable as
    if it were "shatow" instead of "shadow", which is, of course, the whole
    point, you see, and ... ahhhh, never mind. :-)
    
    Chris
12.1425835 years?CSLALL::SECURITYThu May 09 1996 21:051
    Left you scarred, eh?
12.14259Through the magic of televisionAMN1::RALTOBananas in Pajamas??Thu May 09 1996 21:063
    Naw, I just saw it this morning.  He blew it 35+ years ago.
    
    Chris
12.14260a classic, imoTROOA::BUTKOVICHtragically unhipThu May 09 1996 22:18133
    I MUST enter one of my favourite Chris Ralto/tv notes - it still makes
    me laugh: (17.7967)
    
    
        Johnny Olsen:  And now, back to "Match Game '73" and Gene Rayburn!
    
        Rayburn:    Okay folks, we're back and everyone's finished writing
    		    down their answers.  Let's ask the contestant for his
    	            response.
    
                    Oh contestant, "we don't care about the size of a man's
                    wallet, we care about the size of his..."
    
        Contestant (looks puzzled and desperate):  Nose?
    
        (Rayburn rolls his eyes to the camera, audience groans audibly.)
    
        Rayburn:    Hooookaaayyy...  Let's see what the panel says.
                    Let's start with... no-hooo, we won't start with
                    you Charles, heh...
    
        Charles:    Wehhh-wehhh-wehhh!  (Drops out of character for a
                    moment)  He always treats me like this, you know.
    
        Rayburn:    Holly Hallstrom, our guest panelist from "The Price
                    is Right", what say you?
    
        Holly:      I said... (lifts card) "car", Gene.  (Audience
                    hoots, she looks out innocently at them.)  What...?
    
        Rayburn:    Okay, no match there, thanks, Holly, now let's move
                    on quickly to Richard Dawson.  Richarrrrrd!
    
        Richard:    YESSSSS, Gene!  Awrrright, oi said "Hearrrrt", the
                    soize o' 'is 'arrrt.  (Eyes audience in a mock-
                    threatening manner.)  Yesss, that's roight, 'art!
    
        Rayburn:    Okay, that's a real nice sentiment there Richard, but
    		    no match... uh, Brett?
    
        Brett:      Well, let me tell you, just the other day I was talking
                    to my husband Jack Klugman, and we were talking about
                    what's important for a man to, you know, be big with.
                    And you know what he said, Gene?  He said...
    
        Charles:    Ho-ho!...
    
        Brett:      Leave me alone, Charles!  (Reaches back and hits him
                    with card.)  He said... his nose!  Yes, really!  But
                    I said, no Jack, it's his (holds up card) "crank".
                    (Audience shrieks with laughter.)  You knowwww, because
                    when I can't start my engine, it's important for him to
                    have a tool, you know, something there to help get it
    		    going.
    
        Charles:    Jack should have said big "ears", having to listen to
                    you all night long.
    
        Brett:      Shaddup, Charles!
    
        Rayburn:    (Shrugging to camera)  As usual, I'm not in control of
                    the proceedings here...  okay, let's move on to our
                    special guest contestant, Fay Wray.  Fay, we haven't
                    seen too much of you since the classic "King Kong"
    		    movie from about forty years ago, but I must say you do 
    	 	    look wonderful, and thanks for joining us.  Tell us, what
                    was your favorite line from "King Kong"?
    
        Fay:        (Opens her eyes wide and lets out with a blood-curdling
                     scream.)
    
        Charles:    That's what Brett said on her honeymoon night...
    
        Rayburn:    (Sticking his finger in his ear and wiggling it around
                    as if to stop it from ringing)  Amazing you can still
                    do that, Fay.  Okay, uh, it's the size of his...
    
        Fay:        As you know, Gene, I've had some experience in the area
                    of large men, what with Kong and all, and I'll say it's
                    the size of his "banana".
    
        Rayburn:    (Lowers his mike, raises eyes to ceiling and shakes his
                    head while audience screams.)
    
        Richard:    Awwrriiight!  Scawre one for the old girlll!
    
        Rayburn:    (Walks away from celebs, over to contestant)  So,
                    contestant, what do YOU make of all this?
    
        Contestant: (Stares vacantly back at Rayburn, shakes head slightly)
    
        Rayburn:    (Dismisses contestant with a wave of his hand)  Aw,
   		    you're  no help at all!  Okay... uh, should I do this?...
    		    Charles.
    
        Charles:    First of all, I'm appalled at Miss Fay Wray, yes I am.
                    Now.  Everyone should know this!  Of course, it's
    		    (holds up card) the size of his nose!  (Makes a big show 
    		    out of crumpling up another card that obviously had his real
                    answer on it, and tossing it away behind him.)  And you
                    know what the size of your nose says about the rest of
                    you, wehhh-wehhh-wehhh.
    
        Rayburn:    Wellllll, that wasn't sooo bad, I guess, and I guess
    		    we'll give the contestant a point for that. (Glares at
    		    Charles.)
    
                    Okay, and finally, our special guest contestant, none
    		    other than Dr. Joyce Brothers!  Now, this is actually your
    		    quote...
    
        Joyce:      Yes, and I really should disqualify myself, Gene, but
    		    in this case I feel it's important for the television
    		    audience to understand the importance and meaning of the 
    		    Fabio phenomenon, so I'll give my actual answer here.
    
        Rayburn:    Okay, uh, do we daaarrrrre do this?
    
        Joyce:      Oh yes, oh yes.  "We don't care about the size of a
    		    man's wallet, we care about the size of his..."  pecs!
    
        Brett:      SEX??!  Did she say sexxxx?
    
        Richard:    Nawrrrrr, she said pecks, wotever that is.  Sarnds like
                    a little kiss to me, roight?
    
        Charles:    She did not say "pecks", she said "pecker", and shame
    		    on you, Doctor Joyce Brothers!
    
        Rayburn:    I give up folks, that's it for "Match Game '73" for
    		    today, everyone have a nice day and we'll see you tomorrow,
     		    if we're still on the air, bye!
    
12.14261USAT02::HALLRGod loves even you!Fri May 10 1996 05:571
    Insomnia strikes again...
12.14262FABSIX::P_OHALLORANJe suis une pomme de terre teteFri May 10 1996 06:004
    
    try melatonin
    
    my hours are crazy but when I sleep, I sleep like a baby..   :^)
12.14263WMOIS::GIROUARD_CFri May 10 1996 10:063
a few of us were going to leave work early today and play a round at the
Amherst course. i hope this stinking rain ends soon. looks like the same
weekend (on paper) that we haad last week.
12.14264USAT02::HALLRGod loves even you!Fri May 10 1996 10:583
    meds only work when taken the evening before ... when one wakes up at 1
    or 2 and can't go back to slept, it's kinda hard to take meds then get
    up at 6AM for work.
12.14265COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertFri May 10 1996 12:496
The creepy feeling of a tick crawling across bare skin.

		What do you do with ticks?

		BURRRRNNN  THEMMMM!

12.14266ACISS2::LEECHFri May 10 1996 13:011
    Yes, but how do you know that she is really a tick?
12.14267POWDML::HANGGELILe beau est aussi utile que l'utileFri May 10 1996 13:0611
    
    I'd like to know who the dork is who drives the ugly purple Lincoln
    Town Car and parks as close to the building as possible and takes up
    two parking spaces so that nobody will scratch his precious car.
    
    It's fine to take two spots to protect your car, but wouldn't it be
    more polite to park a little further away from the building, not as
    close as you can possibly get?
    
    Dork.
    
12.14268LANDO::OLIVER_Bmay, the comeliest monthFri May 10 1996 13:221
    purple?  eesh.
12.14269SOLVIT::KRAWIECKItumble to remove jerksFri May 10 1996 13:266
    
    
    Maybe the thing to do is leave an empty can of Coke on his/her hood...
    
    They just might get the message....
    
12.14270CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsFri May 10 1996 13:313
    A little note would be beneficial.  Something along the lines of....
    
    "If you <roger> like you park, you'll never get it in."  
12.14271USAT02::HALLRGod loves even you!Fri May 10 1996 13:325
    Deb:
    
    so u like my new mean machine!
    
    :-)
12.14272CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsFri May 10 1996 13:332
    So, Chip.  Was my phone busy when you called to see if I wanted to
    play?  
12.14273ziiiiing!WAHOO::LEVESQUEexterminatorFri May 10 1996 13:382
    No, he just wanted to spare himself the indignity of waiting in vain
    for you to show up...
12.14274POWDML::HANGGELILe beau est aussi utile que l'utileFri May 10 1996 13:404
    
    tee hee!
    
    
12.14275BIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoFri May 10 1996 13:403

	Deb, if it's purple, maybe Donny Osmond is working at DEC!
12.14276WMOIS::GIROUARD_CFri May 10 1996 13:431
myself for not inviting Brian on our golf date...
12.14277WMOIS::GIROUARD_CFri May 10 1996 13:452
retraction... well Brian 'ole buddy, i guess if you live by the
sword you die by the sword :-).
12.14278Shades of the good old TV/Trek notes daysAMN1::RALTOBananas in Pajamas??Fri May 10 1996 13:548
    re: 12.14260
    
    Eh?, I wrote that demented little script?  I must've been taking some
    of what Martin Lawrence has been using lately.  :-)
    
    Anyway, this is a TTHT?...
    
    Chris
12.14279CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsFri May 10 1996 14:071
    :-)
12.14280ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsFri May 10 1996 14:324
    
    .14267
    
    why don't you call Bob Palmer and tell him yourself debra?
12.14281POWDML::HANGGELILe beau est aussi utile que l'utileFri May 10 1996 14:344
    
    It's not Bob Palmer's car - in fact, Bob Palmer was parked a few cars
    down from this dork, so maybe BP will complain to Security too 8^).
    
12.14282GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheFri May 10 1996 15:2817
    and bob always parks his very nice jeep properly...
    
    tthl:  waking up just after finally falling asleep and hearing
    scratching at one of the doors.  scared the daylights out of me, but i
    figured the neighbor's cat got stuck in the hallway, but i was *NOT*
    going to open the door to check.  the hallway light is out and it's one
    of those sorta recessed lights and i am not even sure how to get the
    light shade thingie out of the ceiling.  anyway, the thought of a
    creepy scary cat must have stayed with me all nite cause i didn't sleep
    well, and every time i woke up, i envisioned myself opening the door
    and having a demon cat barge into my apartment...so, i didn't sleep
    very well.
    
    and i didn't check this morning either to see if there was a cat out
    there...
    
    oh yeah....and i left my lunch at home...
12.14283BIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoFri May 10 1996 16:561
raq, the cat is eating the lunch
12.14284COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertFri May 10 1996 19:2113
>    
>    Maybe the thing to do is leave an empty can of Coke on his/her hood...
>    

Or, better yet, a half empty can.

---------------------

ANOTHER TICK!

Where are they coming from?!  The cats are indoor anymules.

ARGH!
12.14285ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsFri May 10 1996 19:432
    
    john, it's the Trilateral Commission, fear not they mean you no harm
12.14286DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Fri May 10 1996 19:506
    
    
    	Blah.  Hate bugs.  John, I'd guess that since fleas can come
    	inside on human clothing the same could be said for ticks.
    
    
12.14287NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Fri May 10 1996 20:002
Have you noticed any of your clocks making a weird sound?  If they go
tock [pause] tock [pause], that's where your ticks are coming from.
12.14288MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Fri May 10 1996 20:283
    Went to the Mass. Registry today.
    
    What a mecca of socialism that place is!!!
12.14289SMURF::BINDERUva uvam vivendo variatFri May 10 1996 20:292
    Nobody made you immigrate to the PRM, Jack.  You did it all on your
    own.  Now eat your heart out.
12.14290NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Fri May 10 1996 20:301
Socialism?  Did they have you pay according to your means?
12.14291SMURF::WALTERSFri May 10 1996 20:341
    They prolly had a sign written in Spanish.
12.14292NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Fri May 10 1996 20:361
Not a lot of socialism in Mecca.
12.14293MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Fri May 10 1996 20:378
    They actually did have a desk for Portugese speaking only.
    
    I got there and there it was...in its glory...the line with 45 people
    ahead of me.  The nasty dispositions behind the desk, the computers of 
    course were down so I couldn't have my mug shot taken, and the lady
    spent ten minutes making sure I didn't owe them sales tax.  What utter
    arrogance even trying to charge me sales tax as an out of state
    resident.
12.14294NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Fri May 10 1996 20:392
Huh?  You don't live in Mass yet you went to the registry to get a driver's
license?
12.14295BIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoFri May 10 1996 20:417

	Jack, you should have gone to one of the outlet mall registries. They
just do licenses and they are real quick. 


Glen
12.14296SMURF::WALTERSFri May 10 1996 20:411
    Bumb dias.
12.14297BIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoFri May 10 1996 20:424

	Oh yeah, they probably heard about your tax crap that you bring in this
notesfile, and then they figured you owed them money! 
12.14298If'n he'd bought the car within four(?) years, he'd owe some taxCOVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertFri May 10 1996 20:584
Yeah, but he needed not just a license but vehicle registration, too, and
that's what takes the time and makes the line.

/john
12.14299UPSAR::THOMASThe Code WarriorSat May 11 1996 01:092
    something called a KZPSC-BA.  I'll trade it for three PCI FW SCSI
    controllers...
12.14300BIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoSun May 12 1996 02:443

	Snarf
12.14301BIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoSun May 12 1996 02:4813

	We had a double header today. I could feel my right groin muscle
tightening as the game went on. So I went from outfield to dh. Between game 1
and two, I got some Ben Gay. That did the trick. So in the 2nd game I was 
chasing down a ball that got by a fielder, and I pulled my left hamstring. 
(gee, almost sounds like a porn movie) Boy did that hurt. So I went back to DH. 
Turns out that we lost both games.... and it appears our game tomorrow is not 
going to happen. Hmmm.... that is a thing to like today....


Glen

12.14302POWDML::HANGGELIComing apart at the seamsSun May 12 1996 14:385
    
    How am I supposed to do yardwork when it keeps flippin' raining?!
    
    Sheesh.
    
12.14303SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Sun May 12 1996 14:4519
    
    re: -1
    
    	you ain't. Drink a beer and relax dear.
    
    
    TtHT:
    
    	Bad news from the folks. Dad was supposed to retire this year but
    it turns out the company is going to screw him out of it. On top of
    that they need to relocate to the Berkshires (his new position will be
    in Springfield). All their plans just got flushed down the tubes. 
    
    	I suppose it could be a lot worse, but it was really depressing to
    see their faces when they realised their dreams needed to be put on
    hold for another few years.
    
    
    jim
12.14304POWDML::HANGGELIComing apart at the seamsSun May 12 1996 15:584
    
    8^/
    
    
12.14305SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Sun May 12 1996 16:355
    
    
    	<-- that's about how I felt too.
    
    
12.14306WAHOO::LEVESQUEexterminatorMon May 13 1996 13:294
    Having a terrific, quick, ride in this morning, only to discover at
    06:30 that all of the systems were being held hostage by a recalcitrant
    server that refused to so much as issue kerberos tickets. Grrrr. 3
    hours down the drain.
12.14307Monday morning trafficROWLET::AINSLEYDCU Board of Directors CandidateMon May 13 1996 14:195
    The !@#$%^ driver who got all pissed at me for having to slam on their
    brakes to keep from rear-ending me when I pulled out in front of them
    at an intersection this morning.
    
    Bob
12.14308WMOIS::GIROUARD_CMon May 13 1996 14:261
-1 in your car or on your bike?
12.14309BUSY::SLABOUNTYBeing weird isn't enoughMon May 13 1996 14:367
    
    	RE: .14307
    
    	I have a bit of trouble tring to parse that sentence.  8^)
    
    	Heck, it sounds like it was your fault ... no?
    
12.14310ROWLET::AINSLEYDCU Board of Directors CandidateMon May 13 1996 14:425
    re: .14308
    
    My car.
    
    Bob
12.14311Just practicing my Mr. Bill style of noting:-)ROWLET::AINSLEYDCU Board of Directors CandidateMon May 13 1996 14:4612
    re: .14309
    
    	>Heck, it sounds like it was your fault ... no?
    
    No.  The lane the person was in is marked with both a sign and arrow on
    the pavement as a RIGHT TURN ONLY LANE.  The driver drove straight
    through the intersection instead of turning right.  I wouldn't have
    normally pulled out in front of them, but just before I pulled out, the
    front end of their car dipped as if they were in a hurry and had just
    hit the brakes to make the right hand turn.
    
    Bob
12.14312CNTROL::JENNISONCrown Him with many crownsMon May 13 1996 15:203
    
    	Doc, you're a geek!
    
12.14313CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsMon May 13 1996 15:245
    Not being able to get out for a ride this weekend.  Planned ride for
    Saturday afternoon cancelled due to inclement weather which lasted
    until too late in the day yesterday.  
    
    Brian
12.14314BUSY::SLABOUNTYBeing weird isn't enoughMon May 13 1996 15:394
    
    	You cancel a woodsride in the mud/water just because you might
    	get a bit wet?
    
12.14315WMOIS::GIROUARD_CMon May 13 1996 15:406
the weather, period!

i hopped on my trainer in the basement on Sunday morning.

i've really had it with this. however, there is not a whole
lot i can do about it.
12.14316BUSY::SLABOUNTYBeing weird isn't enoughMon May 13 1996 15:423
    
    	Move to the equator!!
    
12.14317CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsMon May 13 1996 16:214
    Yeah, it seems silly, I know.  It's just that I wanted to get wet, on
    my terms.  Besides, it looked more like it was going to snow and I
    really didn't want to freeze my butt off.  Being wet is one thing.  Wet
    and cold it another story completely.  
12.14318TROOA::BUTKOVICHtragically unhipMon May 13 1996 16:297
    I did 5 hours of yardwork yesterday and froze my arse off.  Man, was
    that wind chilly!  I planted 10 lilac bushes and raked up 15(!!) bags
    of assorted debris.  I can barely move today.
    
    And the worst thing.... my yard is infested with the most disgusting
    white grubs.  Here I was blaming the dog for wrecking the grass and now
    I realize it's a much bigger problem.  =B-(
12.14319NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Mon May 13 1996 16:323
>i hopped on my trainer in the basement on Sunday morning.

What did your trainer do?
12.14320POLAR::RICHARDSONI'm here but I'm really goneMon May 13 1996 16:451
    Probably jumped. A little at first.
12.14321WMOIS::GIROUARD_CMon May 13 1996 17:093
actually, it smiled and then lit up a cigarette when i jumped off.

you're a scream you are!
12.14322NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Mon May 13 1996 17:163
> actually, it smiled and then lit up a cigarette when i jumped off.

It?!  You shouldn't talk about your trainer like that.
12.14323CNTROL::JENNISONCrown Him with many crownsMon May 13 1996 18:5312
    
    	TTHthismorning:
    
    	As I was trying to enjoy a free "thank you" breakfast,
    	two guys approached me to talk about work.  I told them
    	to get lost, but I managed to say it with a smile.  Shoulda
    	left out the smile, because they continued on with their
    	quest for knowledge.
    
    	They eventually left me alone.
    
     
12.14324SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Mon May 13 1996 20:087
    
    
    	Shoot Karen, if I had known you were going to be at breakfast I
    would've shown up! You should tell me these things.
    
    
    jim
12.14325TROOA::BUTKOVICHtragically unhipMon May 13 1996 20:423
    TTHT - Having to organize a farewell lunch for one of the best
           managers I've ever had.  Digital loses another one in their
           never-ending quest to push people out the door. B-(
12.14326CNTROL::JENNISONCrown Him with many crownsMon May 13 1996 20:437
    
    	a likely story!
    
    	be glad you missed it - I'm *still* full from breakfast, even
    	after my run and skipping lunch !!
    
    
12.14327CNTROL::JENNISONCrown Him with many crownsMon May 13 1996 20:433
    
    	<--- eesh, I broke my *own* parsometer on that one !
    
12.14328GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheMon May 13 1996 20:4417
    
    tthlwe:  on my way home friday nite, i went a slightly different way
    than i usually go.  in a isuzu trooper, this wench kept riding my tail,
    as if i was going below the speed limit.  annoyed, i gratefully turned
    onto the ramp to route 2 and it appeared that she was going straight
    ahead.  yea!  as i was trying to get on the highway, i was not able to 
    pull into the lane right away because there was an 18-wheeler in the
    lane.  so i sort of road the breakdown lane a bit, planning to pull out 
    (oh er) when the lane was clear.  well, doncha know the wench that was
    tailgating me comes flying up from nowhere, sees me riding the breakdown
    lane with my left blinker on, waiting for a clearing, and then proceeds
    to pull out AROUND me onto the highway, forcing the tractor-trailer to
    pull over to the left sooner than he was planning to.  he wailed on the
    horn as he passed the wench, but she just blew by him doing about 70...
    just thinking of the possibly outcomes of her actions was not the way i
    wanted to start my weekend...
    
12.14329{bummed}BSS::PROCTOR_RFear is my copilot...Mon May 13 1996 22:3410
    ttht:
    
    TFSO.
    
    Ugly Code.
    
    dogs barking all nite (worse, they're MINE!)
    
    Mz_Deb hasn't talked to me in DAYS!
    
12.14330WAHOO::LEVESQUEexterminatorTue May 14 1996 11:182
    abysmal network performance. It feels like they are carrying the bits
    over one by one by hand...
12.14331SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Tue May 14 1996 11:235
    
    	wondering how long this chest congestion can go on until it turns
    into pneumonia. It's been 2 weeks and nothing's changed.
    
    
12.14332BIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoTue May 14 1996 12:418
| <<< Note 12.14331 by SUBPAC::SADIN "Freedom isn't free." >>>


| wondering how long this chest congestion can go on until it turns
| into pneumonia. It's been 2 weeks and nothing's changed.

	Oh cool.... another thing to bet on.... :-)

12.14333SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Tue May 14 1996 12:475
    
    	I feel like a participant in "the dead pool"....:*)



12.14334POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Belgian BurgersTue May 14 1996 13:093
    
    Hi, Bobbo 8^). 
    
12.14335ACISS2::LEECHTue May 14 1996 13:224
    Stupid sound card....grrr...
    
    I think I'll rip it out and replace it with a $50 Soundblaster
    clone...at least the games would recognize it.
12.14336Raq's ride home......CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsTue May 14 1996 13:3224
    Raq's ride home:
    
    Raq' in the 'stang, on her way home,
    Takin' a route, maybe through Nome? 
    Wench in a Trooper, ridin' her bumb,
    Raq' was so mad, her mind going numb.
    Onto Rt.2, right blinker blinking,
    Wenchy goes straight, "What was she thinking!?!?"
    Semi is truckin', no room to merge
    "Gotta pull over onto the verge!" 
    Left signal on, "Please let me in!"
    When Wenchy appears out of air that's so thin!
    Into the slow lane, wenchy jerks her car hard,
    The semi comes close to creating custard! 
    The semi darts left with air horns a blazin'! 
    the driver was steamed, his fists were a shakin'!
    Wenchy it seems was in a big hurry, 
    She passes the semi in a big flurry.
    Spitting and fuming, Raq' is so mad,
    A bad fate for Wenchy , would make her so glad.  
    Alas it is over and Wenchy's away,
    But not a good start to the end of Friday.
    
    
12.14337POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Belgian BurgersTue May 14 1996 13:393
    
    Someone in my area is wearing gallons of a heavy perfume 8^p.
    
12.14338here fishy, fishyWAHOO::LEVESQUEexterminatorTue May 14 1996 13:421
    She's chumming. :-)
12.14339USAT05::HALLRGod loves even you!Tue May 14 1996 14:061
    don't mention this to Glen
12.14340DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Tue May 14 1996 14:5712
    
    
    	TTHT   not knowing there was a birthday party for the Doctah.
    		Seeing as the SO's parents are up, we probably wouldn't
    		have been able to make it, but I could have passed along
    		my happy birthday wishes.  harumph
    
    	       the system my PC boots off of was upgraded to Platinum
    		and now I get a startup error.  I have a short paper
    		due tonite and I need to get it printed after writing
    		it.  The PC folks better get in touch with me shortly!
    
12.14341BIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoTue May 14 1996 15:103

	It's ok, Ron.... :-)
12.14342BUSY::SLABOUNTYDILLIGAFTue May 14 1996 15:115
    
    	The PC folks might get in touch with you for using "shortly".
    
    	The correct term is now "verticallychallengedly".
    
12.14343PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BTue May 14 1996 17:184
   just found a winged creature in my salad.  it was a tempting
   morsel, i must admit, but i did not eat it.

12.14344CNTROL::JENNISONCrown Him with many crownsTue May 14 1996 17:204
    	
    	a robin ?
    
    
12.14345SOLVIT::KRAWIECKItumble to remove jerksTue May 14 1996 17:215
    
    Di...
    
    You can always use the protein...
    
12.14346PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BTue May 14 1996 17:232
   .14344   no - it (unlike some squid we know) had no beak.
12.14347WAHOO::LEVESQUEexterminatorTue May 14 1996 17:321
    take it back and have them put it in the soup where it belongs.
12.14348CNTROL::JENNISONCrown Him with many crownsTue May 14 1996 17:344
    
    	My soup was short on winged creatures today.
    
    
12.14349Stop! Thief!WAHOO::LEVESQUEexterminatorTue May 14 1996 17:431
    See? Diane got yours.
12.14350ACISS1::SCHELTERTue May 14 1996 19:315
    700.00 on new meats and major tune up for my pickup.
    
    
    Mike
    
12.14351NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue May 14 1996 19:323
>    700.00 on new meats and major tune up for my pickup.

Your pickup is carnivorous?
12.14352ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsTue May 14 1996 19:342
    
    heck slim, what did you buy a half a cow?? Expensive tuneup.
12.14353ACISS1::SCHELTERTue May 14 1996 20:036
    Ok, wise guys.  meats = tires, only replaced the rear two
    120.00 each, on sale.  Down from 165.00
    
    
    Mike
    
12.14354ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsTue May 14 1996 20:102
    
    slim, $460.00 for a tuneup???  What mechanic do you use?
12.14355ACISS2::LEECHTue May 14 1996 20:192
    I think I'm going to take a class in automotive tune-ups next
    quarter...  8^)
12.14356NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue May 14 1996 20:201
Mike, how much to tune up your mandolin?
12.14357ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsTue May 14 1996 20:343
    
    Ithink of Mike Oldfield and "Tubular bells" when i think of the
    mandolin.
12.14358NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue May 14 1996 20:391
Tubular bells?  Gag me with a spoon!
12.14359ACISS1::SCHELTERTue May 14 1996 21:497
    Mandolin just needs regular maintenance much like knives.
    The truck got, plugs,wires,belts,lube,gaskets,rotor,cap
    oil and filter, plus labor.
    
    
    
    Mike
12.14360SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Tue May 14 1996 23:136
12.14361ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsWed May 15 1996 12:172
    
    heck Jim, the gas cost to drive to Boston would make it a wash.
12.14362ACISS1::SCHELTERWed May 15 1996 12:535
    <--  That's for sure.  But thanks none the less for the offer, Jim.
    
    
    Mike
    
12.14363SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerWed May 15 1996 15:1114
    That somehow, after 4 years, ~$20,000 in tution, a car, 4 new
    tires, 2 tune ups, whatever household items she requested, Christmas 
    gifts, birthday gifts, spending money and numerous requests to visit 
    which were either ignored or actually declined ("I'd really rather you
    not visit now, Dad."),  my SO's eldest has decided that 
    her father has not supported her or her educational "choices" and 
    requests that her father not attend her graduation.
    
    Is it just me, or does anyone else believe this 21-year old "child"
    needs a remedial course in respect and gratitude?
    
    I can't even begin to think of what my mother would have done to
    me had I attempted to pull this kind of cr*p, but I am sure it
    would not have been pleasant in the least.
12.14364I can imagine his hurtWAHOO::LEVESQUEexterminatorWed May 15 1996 15:132
    How bogus. If I were he, I'd respond to that hurt by distancing myself
    from the ingrate. No calls. No letters. No nothing.
12.14365POLAR::RICHARDSONI'm here but I'm really goneWed May 15 1996 15:142
    She hates her dad. She thinks she has life all figured out. This will
    change in time and she'll have many regrets.
12.14366POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Belgian BurgersWed May 15 1996 15:163
    
    What a see-you-next-Tuesday.  I'd cut her off without a dime.
    
12.14367Make sure he attends graduation ...BRITE::FYFEUse it up, wear it out, make it do, or do without.Wed May 15 1996 15:192
He paid for it after all. And she will appreciate the pictures after some time ...
12.14368SOLVIT::KRAWIECKItumble to remove jerksWed May 15 1996 15:194
    
    
    The tune will drastically change when/if the money-train ceases...
    
12.14369DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Wed May 15 1996 15:247
    
    
    AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    
    
    Darn, I still don't feel any better.
    
12.14370SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerWed May 15 1996 15:3013
    She's breaking her father's heart, and her mother will not
    even try to talk to her about it, saying it's "her choice"
    and she can do what she wants.  I sent her e-mail and tried
    to point out as gently as I could that this is probably not
    what she wants on her conscience 15 or 20 years from now, even
    though it feels real good at the moment, but she and I do not
    have a very good track record, and I'm pretty sure my message
    got deleted un-read.  
    
    I had the audacity in the past to suggest that the tone of
    voice and choice of words she addressed her father with were neither
    appropriate nor tolerated in our house.  She seemed surprised that
    an adult could correct her behavior.
12.14371GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheWed May 15 1996 15:4314
    tth:  while peeling an orange, some unfriendly fire landed in my eye. 
    that stings, i tell you.
    
    m-m...sorry to hear about your so's daughter and her attitude.  i think
    he should go to the graduation, if not for her but for himself.  and
    then, as painful as it may be, he should distance himself from her. 
    after all, it seems to be what she wants.  if she decides to crawl
    back, for something other than monetary reasons, if she is lucky, he
    will welcome her with open arms.  until then, let her stew in her own
    attitude.
    
    and if he needs a fill-in, i'm adopable!!  :>
    
    -raq
12.14372USAT02::HALLRGod loves even you!Wed May 15 1996 16:5725
    The Wif calls me yesterday and said her battery was dead in the 2 yr
    old Lumina Van.  She got a ride to her work, leaving our van in the
    driveway, and reminded me that our daughter's school program was at
    7:30 pm & could I have the van fixed before then?  I said sure, pop out
    the old battery, drive 5 minutes to get a new battery, drop it in and
    within 1 hour I'd be done.
    
    NO.
    
    When I popped the hood on the van, it literally took me about two
    minutes to locate the battery.  In the Lumina, some lamebrained GM>
    enginner has the battery beneath BOTH the window washer basin which
    resides on the stablizer bar.  So, I unhook and detach the ww basin,
    and try to get the stabilizer bar off.  The bolts at the front en were
    no problem.  But the metri bolt at the frame was first, more than 19mm,
    more than anything I or my next door neighbor had in our tool
    collections.  After 45 minutes of trying to remove it with an
    adjustable wrench, since my visegrips couldn't fit around the heAd due
    to the proximity of the bolt to the frame, I ended up literally using
    all my might and bending the bar skyward, enabling me to remove the
    battery.
    
    After 2 hours of getting everything put back together, I told the wif
    "after this new 5 yr battery goes bad, I'm trading in this van for my
    4WD that I'd been wantiong!" 
12.14373WAHOO::LEVESQUEexterminatorWed May 15 1996 17:025
    TTHT:
    
     The hoops have been ripped outta the ground. :-( Hopefully they'll be
    replaced, but who knows how long that's going to be. I apologize in
    advance for any increase in orneriness on my part...
12.14374anudder Daryl D ?GAAS::BRAUCHERWelcome to ParadiseWed May 15 1996 17:074
    
      You shouldn't put so much gorilla in yer dunkshots, Doc.
    
      bb
12.14375POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Belgian BurgersWed May 15 1996 18:123
    
    TTHT:  Finding out exactly where I stand in the scheme of things.
    
12.14376here, let me move over and give you some room...BSS::PROCTOR_RFear is my copilot...Wed May 15 1996 18:147
    > Note 12.14375 by POWDML::HANGGELI
    
    > TTHT:  Finding out exactly where I stand in the scheme of things.
    
    Precisely in the center of oncoming traffic I assume.
    
    
12.14377WAHOO::LEVESQUEexterminatorWed May 15 1996 19:511
    Making a moronic blunder.
12.14378SOLVIT::KRAWIECKItumble to remove jerksWed May 15 1996 19:523
    
    Forgot to wear the knee-brace???
    
12.14379CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowWed May 15 1996 19:589


 It appears that only 1 of the 3 goslings here survived thus far.




 Jim
12.14380BUSY::SLABOUNTYGTI 16V - dust thy neighbor!!Wed May 15 1996 20:307
    
    	RE: Wafflefartz
    
    	19mm is basically 3/4" ... how can you NOT have a 3/4" wrench
    	or socket?  One of the most popular sizes, from spark plugs to
    	oil drain plugs to lug nuts.
    
12.14381ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsWed May 15 1996 20:412
    
    oh no shawn, you just mentioned Glen's favorite topic.
12.14382typicalFABSIX::P_OHALLORANJe suis une pomme de terre teteThu May 16 1996 07:1711
    
    TTHT:

        being teased by warm sunny weather then being thrown right back
        into another typical New England cold spell. 

    AARRrrggghhh!!!   >:^(



    
12.14383CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsThu May 16 1996 11:411
    Ron said they had nothing over 19mm not that they needed 19mm.  
12.14384ACISS1::SCHELTERThu May 16 1996 12:515
    No leftovers from last nights dinner
    
    
    Mike
    
12.14385ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsThu May 16 1996 13:022
    
    <--- me neither. scarfed the entire 12" pizza.
12.14386DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Thu May 16 1996 14:429
    
    
    
    	One word:
    
    
    
    			Hayfever
    
12.14387CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsThu May 16 1996 14:453
    Yuck.  Hayfever is a definite bummer.  Thankfully this year I ahve been
    spared the dreaded sneeze, sniffle, itch.  Don't know why but I'm not
    going to complain about it.  
12.14388POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Belgian BurgersThu May 16 1996 14:463
    
    I got your share 8^,p.
    
12.14389AIMHI::RAUHI survived the Cruel SpaThu May 16 1996 15:113
    Fire alarms and having to stop everything to go outside.:( Pits! Just
    returned from a 20 min forced break.
    
12.14390ROWLET::AINSLEYDCU Board of Directors CandidateThu May 16 1996 15:274
    My brother's refusal to have anything to do with my father's funeral,
    estate, etc., leaving it all up to me.
    
    Bob
12.14391if i could have nailed her, i would have...GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheThu May 16 1996 16:017
    
    tth:  it's just one of those days.  and of course, having someone you
    have worked with for over 3 years continually calling you 'rachel',
    even after continual corrections, almost always followed by laughter
    and an 'oops' is not the way i wanted to start the day.
    
    
12.14392BUSY::SLABOUNTYA Momentary Lapse of ReasonThu May 16 1996 16:036
    
    >            -< if i could have nailed her, i would have... >-
    
    
    	Story of my life.
    
12.14393WAHOO::LEVESQUEexterminatorThu May 16 1996 16:051
    doubtless
12.14394SOLVIT::KRAWIECKItumble to remove jerksThu May 16 1996 17:437
    
    re: .14391
    
    raq...
    
     Just butcher her name and she'll get the hint right quick....
    
12.14395BUSY::SLABOUNTYA seemingly endless timeThu May 16 1996 17:487
    
    	RE: Raq/Andy
    
    	Her name wouldn't be Virginia, by chance ... would it?
    
    	That would work out quite well.
    
12.14396TROOA::BUTKOVICHfeelin' diggity dank!'Thu May 16 1996 18:005
    Sitting in a conference room with 19 other people for an hour and a
    half con-call is not my idea of a good time.  Nobody knows where to
    look - I amused myself by having staring contests with some of my 
    fellow captives.  Almost laughed out loud when one of the guys across
    from me made a goofy face!
12.14397NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu May 16 1996 18:281
Which penitentiary did you call?
12.14398GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheThu May 16 1996 19:085
    andy, it's not that i haven't thought about calling this joanne person
    jane or jeanne or something, but i do believe it would be a wasted
    effort.  i don't think she'd get it...
    
    
12.14399CNTROL::JENNISONCrown Him with many crownsThu May 16 1996 19:214
    
    	I'd call her Joanie.  A lot.  Often, even.
    
    
12.14400ACISS2::LEECHThu May 16 1996 19:249
    
			  (__)
                          (@@)
                   /-------\/ 
                  / |     || \ 
                 *  ||W---|| A hateful snarf from Madcow. 
                    ~~    ~~  

    
12.14401ACISS2::LEECHThu May 16 1996 19:363
    tthyesterday:  C midterm.  UGH!  That was one hard test!  I think I did
    okay, but there was some pretty tricky stuff on it, and I could have
    easily goofed up on a few of the problems.  
12.14402POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Belgian BurgersThu May 16 1996 19:3711
    
    People who can't follow directions!
    
    A row of boxes.  A list of options, each identified by a letter. 
    Instructions are to answer the question by putting one letter in each
    box.
    
    Some people only fill in some of the boxes, and do so with a checkmark.
    
    HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?
    
12.14403CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsThu May 16 1996 19:585
    TTHT:
    
    The "I'm going to the princicpal's office" feeling.  Choices.  
    
    
12.14404ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsThu May 16 1996 20:302
    
    trust your feelings Brian, the force is strong with you.
12.14405My head hurts .... :-(BRITE::FYFEUse it up, wear it out, make it do, or do without.Fri May 17 1996 13:3110
    
    A headache that started yesterday, bloomed into a rage yesterday
    afternoon making it near impossible to function, only getting
    3 hours of sleep, only to have the headache rage again this morning
    making it difficult to type without a dyslexic result, which means
    a constant stream of typo corrections (I feel I've writeen this note
    three times already).
    
    
    
12.14406ACISS2::LEECHFri May 17 1996 13:3327
    After spending nearly two hours on the phone with Quantex tech support,
    they came to the conclusion that either "the motherboard was bad"
    (first guy) or that "the motherboard doesn't work well with my
    soundcard when using non-Win95 applications" (second guy, who also said
    they were working on a patch and should have someting in a few weeks).
    
    I've got 30 days to return this system for a full refund (actually 25 days, 
    now), so I don't think I'm going to wait around and hope the patch
    comes out before my return warranty expires (and there's no guarantee
    that this will fix the problem, either).
    
    The tech guy inferred that the problem was specific to this sound card-
    I'm wondering if I can fix this by putting in a Soundblaster 16.  Maybe
    my buddy will let me borrow his soundcard for a while, just to see if
    we can get my system working (if we can, I'll send Quantex back the
    Ensoniq soundcard for credit and buy a Soundblaster 16).
    
    Looks like the system will probably be sent back, though.  Rather
    disappointing, after anxiously waiting 3 weeks for it.  It's really a
    shame, Quantex has given me good service and has excellent prices.
    
    On the bright side, if I do have to ship it back, by the time my CC is
    credited and I am ready to buy again, the same type of system I just
    purchased will probably be another $200 cheaper.  8^)
    
    
    -steve
12.14407ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsFri May 17 1996 14:476
    
    Steve, thats to bad about the souncard problem. I have a different
    souncard in my system, plus I'm running windows 3.11 for workgroup
    and not win95.
    
    Mark
12.14408CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsFri May 17 1996 15:2210
    TTH: reading about the problem prone trip of Samantha (Sam) Brewster's
    attempt to break the East to West solo circumnavigation record of 161
    days.  This is considered going the wrong way wrt prevailing winds
    which means rougher seas and weather.  She has 10,000 miles to go and
    30 days to do it in, failing batteries, and running low on fuel.  The 
    good news is that after she rounds the Cape of Good Hope, the prevailing 
    winds will change as she nears and crosses the equator and recrosses the 
    Atlantic.  The bad news is that the boat will not tend itself so she will 
    need to hand steer the remainder of the way.  That's a long way to hand
    steer, a long long way.  
12.14409WAHOO::LEVESQUEexterminatorFri May 17 1996 17:361
    felinebugs
12.14410ACISS2::LEECHFri May 17 1996 18:2927
    .14407
    
    Lucky you.  8^)  You probably have a REAL Soundblaster card in
    yours...not that it matters, you don't have Win95 to screw everything
    up. 
    
    After talking to some more people, I think that swapping the soundcard
    has a good chance of fixing the problem.  I'll be doing this tomorrow.  
    My step-brother works for MicroCenter, so I can probably get a 
    Soundblaster 16 at a good price, should this fix work.  
    
    I'm sure Quantex will happily send me a refund for returning the 
    soundcard, since the alternative is getting the whole box.  8^)
    (assuming that swapping cards will work)
    
    I hope this works, I really don't want to send my PC back.
    
    
    And FWIW, I had already decided to order from Quantex before you
    commented on them.  I still have no problems with the company, the
    service has been good (as was the price).  I do think that they could
    have checked out system compatability with DOS stuff a bit better,
    making sure all the peices worked together adequately for applications
    outside Win95.  But these things happen (and usually to me 8^) ).
    
    
    -steve
12.14411CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowSun May 19 1996 19:569


 Looks like I'll be spending a day or 2 per week in Augusta, Maine for
 the next month or so.



 Jim
12.14412POLAR::RICHARDSONI'm here but I'm really goneSun May 19 1996 20:371
    I could think of worse things.
12.14413make lemonadeWAHOO::LEVESQUEPerson 4Mon May 20 1996 11:295
> Looks like I'll be spending a day or 2 per week in Augusta, Maine for
> the next month or so.
    
    I'd get myself an out-of-state license and spend some of my time
    fishun'.
12.14414ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsMon May 20 1996 12:524
    
    was out tanning this past saturday. to say I got a little color
    would be an understatement. to say I am glowing in the dark would
    be a very accurate statement. Summer has officially begun.
12.14415WMOIS::GIROUARD_CMon May 20 1996 13:060
12.14416WMOIS::GIROUARD_CMon May 20 1996 13:072
so Mark, what were these pelts you were tanning and how come
you're glowing? Chernobyl rats?
12.14417ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsMon May 20 1996 13:082
    
    <--- :-)
12.14418CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowMon May 20 1996 13:5911
    
>    I'd get myself an out-of-state license and spend some of my time
>    fishun'.


  I was thinking that just last night!




 Jim
12.14419SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Mon May 20 1996 14:5510
    
    
    	TtHT:
    
    	small coolant leak noticed this morning whilst the car was idling
    outside the bagel shop. Looks to be near the heater core...pain in the
    butt to get in there and work on it. ack...
    
    
    jim
12.14420CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsMon May 20 1996 15:013
    TTHTWE: Black flies, black flies, and let's see, black flies.  
    
    Brian, the human pincushion.
12.14421WMOIS::GIROUARD_CMon May 20 1996 15:091
-1 hey buddy, don't feel like the lone ranger. :-)
12.14422SMURF::BINDERUva uvam vivendo variatMon May 20 1996 15:225
    ttht:
    
    monster headache, feels like it would probably hurt less if somebody
    used an ap round on the back of my skull.  even my teeth hurt.  and no,
    i'm not hung over.
12.14423ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsMon May 20 1996 15:312
    
    try advil or tylenol
12.14424POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Belgian BurgersMon May 20 1996 15:325
    
    tthtw:  the thunderstorm Saturday night.  Woke me up and practically
    had me weeing myself in fright 8^/.  
    
    
12.14425ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsMon May 20 1996 15:392
    
    afraid of a little thunderstorm, scarecrow??
12.14426BUSY::SLABOUNTYDo ya wanna bump and grind with me?Mon May 20 1996 15:506
    
    	Scarecrow?
    
    	Odd choice of characters, considering that's the 1 that had
    	no brain.
    
12.14427WMOIS::GIROUARD_CMon May 20 1996 15:511
you instigatin' agin Shawn?
12.14428BUSY::SLABOUNTYDo ya wanna bump and grind with me?Mon May 20 1996 15:533
    
    	Again?  "Still" is more like it.
    
12.14429CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowMon May 20 1996 16:049

 I enjoyed the Tstorm Saturday night.  Put on some wonderful classical
tunes and watched out my bedroom window.




 Jim
12.14430CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsMon May 20 1996 16:253
    RE: Saturday evening light show.  We were driving home, down 495 and
    onto Rt. 2.  We could see it hitting in Harvard and Ayer.  It was cool, 
    At least until the rain started.  That was a drag....
12.14431CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsMon May 20 1996 16:506
    Chip, we were in the woods.  We were climbing Mt. Watatic on our bikes. 
    We needed to get off and walk, a lot, due to obstacles.  The Off worked 
    for about 35 seconds and then it was chow time :-(.  Almost makes me want 
    to take up road riding again.....  
    
    
12.14432SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Mon May 20 1996 16:565
    
    	Was it 100% DEET Off? that's the only thing that ever worked for
    me.
    
    jim
12.14433ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsMon May 20 1996 16:574
    
    now serving Brian McBride. you have your choice of having it with
    or without bacon. special sauce included at no charge. grilled is
    preferred.
12.14434BUSY::SLABOUNTYDo you wanna bang heads with me?Mon May 20 1996 16:593
    
    	I presume the special sauce comes after the pork?
    
12.14435oh dearPOWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Belgian BurgersMon May 20 1996 17:002
    
    
12.14436LANDO::OLIVER_Bmay, the comeliest monthMon May 20 1996 17:011
    right after the arch deluxe?
12.14437POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Belgian BurgersMon May 20 1996 17:284
    
    Sending important mail and phone messages to someone who doesn't 
    have the flippin' courtesy to write/call back.
                                
12.14438ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsMon May 20 1996 17:322
    
    <--- miss manners?
12.14439BUSY::SLABOUNTYDogbert's New Ruling Class: 100KMon May 20 1996 17:364
    
    	Deb, [s]he's probably using ALL-IN-1 and the message got lost
    	somewhere between.  And VoiceMail is probably down again.
    
12.14440POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Belgian BurgersMon May 20 1996 17:374
    
    Yeah, right.  Not.
    
    
12.14441WAHOO::LEVESQUEPerson 4Mon May 20 1996 17:3813
    TTHT:
    
     finding out that in true municipal employee fashion, the hoops that
    we've been playing at were ripped out before their replacements were at
    hand. Instead of last week's "they might be in by the weekend, but
    monday for sure" status report, we're now getting "I think the new
    hoops will be in in a couple of weeks."
    
     Anybody who knows of publicly accessible hoops in the greater Littleton
    area, please send mail. Westford? Acton? There must be one somewhere.
    
     We played at TAY today, but a bunch of jerks came out and basically
    made it clear they found our existence to be less than satisfactory.
12.14442juvenile behaviour of the worst kindHANNAH::MODICAJourneyman NoterMon May 20 1996 17:4411
    
    when a noter in response to another noter, titles their note
    with "drop dead".
    
    Sure, the note will probably be rewritten....if it hasn't already. But
    still, to think that someone could even temporarily write something 
    like that to another noter......
    
    Sad, very sad.
    
    No wonder this file gets such a bad rep at times.
12.14443DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Mon May 20 1996 17:4812
    
    
    	TTHT   knowing that this heat spell isn't going to last very
    		long......
    
    	       not being able to find nice, normal white leather shoes
    		that don't cost a small fortune.  What used to be my
    		favorite shoe store now seems to be dedicating 95% of
    		it's line to the teen crowd.  yuck.  Memorial Day is
    		just a few days away and my old white shoes are completely
    		worn out!
    
12.14444ACISS2::LEECHMon May 20 1996 17:551
    Making a bazillion phone calls and getting nowhere...
12.14445BUSY::SLABOUNTYDogbert's New Ruling Class: 100KMon May 20 1996 17:565
    
    	Try Sunshine Cab Company, 1-800-CAB-FORU
    
    	They guarantee 15-minute service.
    
12.14446SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Mon May 20 1996 18:404
    
    	shawn, always the helpful one. :)
    
    
12.14447CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsMon May 20 1996 19:402
    TTHT:  The free body fat screening @PKO.  Some things are just better
    left unknown....
12.14448POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Belgian BurgersMon May 20 1996 19:433
    
    They put your fat through a screen?  Painful.
    
12.14449BULEAN::BANKSMon May 20 1996 19:431
You could strain yourself.
12.14450BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't get even ... get odd!!Mon May 20 1996 19:444
    
    	Poor Brian ... after he comes out there'll hardly be anything
    	left of him.
    
12.14451BIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoMon May 20 1996 19:511
does that mean his pro soccer carear is over?
12.14452POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Belgian BurgersMon May 20 1996 19:553
    
    So I've heard.
    
12.14453CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowTue May 21 1996 04:5214


 insomnia, and the lights around the pool were left on, and my bedroom
 faces the blasted pool.

 atth...closed the lid on my briefcase (which was sitting next to me 
 on the couch) just as my cat was sticking her little paws in there..
 man, what a screech she let out :-(

 Seems to be OK, though.


 Jim
12.14454BSS::SMITH_STue May 21 1996 05:102
    I think that means you should go swimming.
    -ss
12.14455USAT02::HALLRGod loves even you!Tue May 21 1996 10:313
    I got home from Lori's aunt's viewing last night about 11:15 and the
    power is off.  No air, no radio, no computer to relax next to...luckily
    it came back on sometime during the wee hours.
12.14456WMOIS::GIROUARD_CTue May 21 1996 10:484
hey, hey lay off Brian! i happen to know he is a sturdy young 
man, a solid chap and quite athletic.

no charge, Brian.
12.14457ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsTue May 21 1996 12:222
    
    I think Brian broke into Chip's account.
12.14458WMOIS::GIROUARD_CTue May 21 1996 12:301
-1 Hahahahahaha...
12.14459CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowTue May 21 1996 12:428

 I would have loved to go swimming, however the pool is not quite usable 
 yet, but I expect it will be for this weekend, though I expect the water
 will be rather cool.


 Jim
12.14460GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheTue May 21 1996 13:218
    
    there was a thunderstorm saturday nite?  i saw some lightning, but that
    was about it...
    
    anyhoo...tthsaturday:  someone who had an appointment with me saturday
    morning never kept it, and still hasn't called to explain why.  
    
    
12.14461WAHOO::LEVESQUEPerson 4Tue May 21 1996 13:262
    TTHT: yet another server problem preventing me from attaching the disks
    that have the tools needed to continue debugging my simulation. :^<
12.14462POLAR::RICHARDSONI'm here but I'm really goneTue May 21 1996 14:255
    TTHT:
    
    The skunk suicides have begun.
    
    
12.14463(Bill musing): "Now if I can just appoint Paul Jones to office..."BSS::PROCTOR_RLarge Dogwood: bough WOW!Tue May 21 1996 14:297
    > Note 12.14462 by POLAR::RICHARDSON
    
    >The skunk suicides have begun.
    
    Does this mean we'll be hearing about Bill Clinton soon? Or one of his
    many appointees who realize what they've done and take the easy way
    out?
12.14464CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsTue May 21 1996 14:577
    TTHT:  Sunroof would not close in my car.  Switch is broken.  Entire
    cieling console must be replaced to fix the $0.10 switch.  Parts are
    not in stock, must be ordered.  Interior of car is now torn apart with
    miscellaneous bits strewn about.  I am very, very unhappy.  Hey Ford! 
    Job 1 this!  
    
    Brian
12.14465CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsTue May 21 1996 14:592
    yes, I know i before e except after c....... Ceiling.  At least I did
    not spell it, sealing or seeling. 
12.14466LANDO::OLIVER_Bmay, the comeliest monthTue May 21 1996 15:011
    yikes.  exceptional engineering.
12.14467DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Tue May 21 1996 15:357
    
    
    	TTHY   finding a straw hat at Marshalls for only $5 that would have 
    		been great for my trip to Hawaii except the manufacturer
    		seems to think that everyone has heads the same size....
    		Much bigger than mine.  harumph.
    
12.14468NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue May 21 1996 15:361
Judy, with the amount of hoovering that's going on today, that hat may fit soon.
12.14469{inhale... IHnhale... INHALE... InHALE... inhale..}BSS::PROCTOR_RLarge Dogwood: bough WOW!Tue May 21 1996 15:381
    
12.14470belated .69 snarf...BSS::PROCTOR_RLarge Dogwood: bough WOW!Tue May 21 1996 15:381
    
12.14471POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Belgian BurgersTue May 21 1996 15:586
    
    TTHT:  Getting an email from a friend that reads "Apparently I'm being
    fired today - please don't respond to this!".
    
    Yoicks.
    
12.14472ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsTue May 21 1996 16:062
    
    fired??? or TFSO'd??
12.14473POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Belgian BurgersTue May 21 1996 16:114
    
    She doesn't work for Digital, and she did say 'fired'.  I know she was
    unhappy with the job, but still!
    
12.14474GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheTue May 21 1996 17:074
    
    ttht:  not liking the lunch choices today, so i ended up with a frozen
    strawberry yogurt bar and a bag of popcorn...
    
12.14475BUSY::SLABOUNTYForm feed = &lt;ctrl&gt;v &lt;ctrl&gt;lTue May 21 1996 17:093
    
    	That would hold me over for, oh, 15 minutes or so.
    
12.14476GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheTue May 21 1996 17:114
    
    you haven't seen the size of the bag of popcorn i filled!  it's gonna
    take me more than 15 minutes to get 1/2 way thru the bag!
    
12.14477BUSY::SLABOUNTYForm feed = &lt;ctrl&gt;v &lt;ctrl&gt;lTue May 21 1996 17:176
    
    	But by the time you're done eating it, the only thing you'll
    	be full of is hot air.
    
    	8^)
    
12.14478CNTROL::JENNISONCrown Him with many crownsTue May 21 1996 17:186
    
    There is nothing quite as humbling as trying on clothes.
    
    Of this, I am sure.
    
    
12.14479SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Tue May 21 1996 17:216
    
    
    	I dunno, I think falling up the stairs while carrying a full cup of
    coffee (and in front of many witnesses) cuts a close second.
    
    :)
12.14480JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeTue May 21 1996 17:212
    Or walking out of the restroom with your dress tucked neatly inside
    your pantyhose. :-)
12.14481SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Tue May 21 1996 17:245
    
    
    	I haven't done that yet Nancy...:)
    
    
12.14482PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BTue May 21 1996 17:255
	in another topic, suzanne _seems_ to be implying that the
	easter bunny does not exist.  i'm feeling a little
	insecure. 8-<

12.14483GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheTue May 21 1996 17:277
    >>But by the time you're done eating it, the only thing you'll be 
    >>full of is hot air.
    
    not that that is anything unusual..
    
    
    
12.14484CNTROL::JENNISONCrown Him with many crownsTue May 21 1996 17:296
    
    	Sorry, Jim and Nancy, I beg to differ.
    
    	;-)))
    
    
12.14485GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheTue May 21 1996 17:304
    
    and i agree with you, karen.  it bites.
    
    
12.14486SOLVIT::KRAWIECKItumble to remove jerksTue May 21 1996 17:3112
    
    re: .14482
    
    >in another topic, suzanne _seems_ to be implying that the
    >easter bunny does not exist.  i'm feeling a little
    >insecure. 8-<
    
    But it does!! His name is Bill Clinton! And he will answer all her
    prayers...
    
    BTW.. stay insecure... I sure as heck will!!
    
12.14487POLAR::RICHARDSONI'm here but I'm really goneTue May 21 1996 17:493
    ttht:

    I'm pretty certain I have viral pneumonia.
12.14488POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Belgian BurgersTue May 21 1996 17:5016
    
    <boggle><scream><tear hair><groan><moan><sigh><crank><whinge>
    
    Some people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
                         AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
                                        AAAAAAAAA
                                                 GGGGGGGG
                                                         HHHHHHHH
                                                                 ....
                                                                     ..
                                                                       .
                                                                        ...!
                                                                        
     
12.14489BUSY::SLABOUNTYForm feed = &lt;ctrl&gt;v &lt;ctrl&gt;lTue May 21 1996 17:515
    
    	Want to tell me about it?
    
    	More importantly, I guess ... do I want to listen to it?
    
12.14490SMURF::WALTERSTue May 21 1996 17:541
    Looks like another mint toothpick.
12.14491SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Tue May 21 1996 17:553
    
    
    {perk!}
12.14492SOLVIT::KRAWIECKItumble to remove jerksTue May 21 1996 17:582
    
    My guess she's upset about eh viral pee-namonia
12.14493LANDO::OLIVER_Bmay, the comeliest monthTue May 21 1996 18:001
    this is not good news about our glennster.
12.14494POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Belgian BurgersTue May 21 1996 18:017
    
    Well, yes, but no.
    
    I'm still stressing over the dork from yesterday who is avoiding me
    even tho it is essential that we meet, and SOON.
    
    
12.14495SOLVIT::KRAWIECKItumble to remove jerksTue May 21 1996 18:026
    
    
    Hmmmm... will Bobbo take the bait, and perhaps be labeled a "dork"??
    
     Stay tuned...
    
12.14496ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsTue May 21 1996 18:026
    
    .14488
    
    don't hold it in debra, let it all hang out. now, don't you feel
    better?
    
12.14497SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Tue May 21 1996 18:025
    
    
    	I can't fathom why anyone would AVOID mz_deb. I've been trying
    forever to get to PowderMill rd. :)
    
12.14498ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsTue May 21 1996 18:044
    
    .14497
    
    Good god man, get your little cannister over there soon.
12.14499ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsTue May 21 1996 18:072
    
    sorry to hear about your illness glenn. get better soon.
12.14500WMOIS::GIROUARD_CTue May 21 1996 18:081
sheesh, good luck, Glenn!
12.14501ACISS2::LEECHTue May 21 1996 18:222
    Well, he did say he "thought" he had it.  Here's hoping that he's
    wrong.
12.14502GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheTue May 21 1996 18:347
    
    shawn, not that you asked, but i finally finished that bag-o-popcorn.
    
    and i hope all is better in glennville...
    
    
    
12.14503BUSY::SLABOUNTYGTI 16V - dust thy neighbor!!Tue May 21 1996 18:393
    
    	No, I didn't ask, but you know I care immensely.
    
12.14505BSS::PROCTOR_RLarge Dogwood: bough WOW!Tue May 21 1996 19:2217
    > 12.14495 by SOLVIT::KRAWIECKI
    
    >   Hmmmm... will Bobbo take the bait, and perhaps be labeled a
    >	"dork"??
    
    
    zzzzzzzzzz...
    
    {snork} {huffa?; hmmammm?}
    
    hanka? whozzat? ME??? "dork for a day?" ME????
    
    ok. you win.
    
    zzzzzzzzzz....
    
    
12.14506ACISS2::LEECHTue May 21 1996 19:2628
    TTHT: a very late, cold lunch, warm beverage, absolutely useless fuse 
    holder, mouthy  idiots, worthless selection of tools and electrical 
    paraphenalia at K-Mart, and a big blister on my thumb.   Nothing like
    fusable links on old Rabbits...  grrrr...  
    
    Yes, I broke down again.  It should have been a 30 second fix, but it 
    turned into an hour, due to stubborn fuse-holder (how did they get the 
    silly thing IN there??), me not having any tools in the car (which is 
    idiotic, considering my car), and several trips to Kroger and K-Mart 
    looking for tools and stuff.  Thank God (and I did) I broke down where I 
    did.  I'd have been screwed anywhere else.  It was a  silver lining in an
    irritating cloud.  8^)  
    
    I ended up hard-wiring the thing, since no one carried fuse holders
    (you'd think this was an exotic item or something), so I
    guess job #1 for this weekend is lined up already (fixing my fix).
    Hopefully, it won't blow up before then.
    
    Actually, the idiot irritated me more than the car- I expect this from
    my car. [In fact, I keep plenty of spare 30 amp fuses in my glove box
    for just such occations.]  This jerk was going the other way, I wasn't
    even blocking his progress!  Anyway, he bravely slowed down and yelled at 
    me from inside his car (I was inside my car, scrounging for anything 
    that resembled a screwdriver, at the time), then sped off.  Dweeb.
    
    
    
    -steve                                                            
12.14507BUSY::SLABOUNTYGo Go Gophers watch them go go go!Tue May 21 1996 19:323
    
    	What kind of fuse?  And why was it so tough to get it out?
    
12.14508SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Tue May 21 1996 19:355
    
    
    	sounds like a fusable link. 
    
    
12.14509BUSY::SLABOUNTYGo Go Gophers watch them go go go!Tue May 21 1996 19:363
    
    	Ahhh, fusible link.  That makes sense, sort of.
    
12.14510POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Belgian BurgersTue May 21 1996 19:373
    
    Ahhh, fusili.  When's dinner?
    
12.14511NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue May 21 1996 19:431
Fusili and links.  Or lynx vs. rabbit.
12.14512CNTROL::JENNISONCrown Him with many crownsTue May 21 1996 19:444
    
    	6:30, but we're having calzones ...
    
    	
12.14513POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Belgian BurgersTue May 21 1996 19:456
    
    Oh, I like calzone too 8^q.
    
    I'll probably end up having salad for a change 8^).
    
    
12.14514ACISS2::LEECHTue May 21 1996 19:5311
    re: .14507
    
    >What kind of fuse?
    
    A 30-amp slow-blow fuse.  
    
    >And why was it so tough to get it out?
    
    It was tough to get out because it was stuck.   8^)
    
    The fuse holder was junk, basically.  I need a new one.
12.14515SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Tue May 21 1996 20:125
    
    
    	ah, the old slo-blo fuse. Great name for a fuse...:)
    
    
12.14516BSS::PROCTOR_RLarge Dogwood: bough WOW!Tue May 21 1996 20:133
    >  ah, the old slo-blo fuse. Great name for a fuse...:)
    
    and an old S.O. from another life....
12.14517JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeTue May 21 1996 21:122
    Earthquake 20 minutes ago on the Calaveras fault, preliminary reports
    are 4.8...could go as high as 7.
12.14518COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertTue May 21 1996 22:0840
12.14519CNTROL::JENNISONCrown Him with many crownsWed May 22 1996 13:1836
    
    	TTHT
    
    	The drive to work.
    
    	Pull out of driveway, get to end of street, encounter large
    	earth moving machine blocking roadway - South Stree is closed.
    
    	Turn around, take alternate route winding through neighborhoods,
    	turn onto last road of alternate route, encounter sign "Road
    	under construction - use at your own risk".  Risk it, no problem.
    
    	Arrive at babysitters, drop off son, get to center of town, end
    	up behind a car that stops at the green light to let one car
    	through the intersection, then forgets to keep going.  
    
    	Travel rather uneventfully through remainder of Shrewsbury and
    	Northboro, drop off daughter at preschool, cut over to Solomon
    	Pond Rd., hit traffic jam due to construction on the bridge.  Wait
    	patiently while State Troopers allow every car coming off the
    	highway to pass the construction without delay.
    
    	Finally get the signal to move, get onto Rte. 290 on ramp, turn
    	the corner, and hit
    
    
    	ANOTHER TRAFFIC JAM !!! 
    
    	Thankfully, we moved through that one at a reasonable pace.  
    
    	It was, however, almost too much to take as we got 1/4 mile from
    	the plant, and found one more road construction site.
    
    	
    	Karen
    
12.14520BIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoWed May 22 1996 13:384

	Wow... sounds like a traffic ride I would not want to go through. Pure
torture.
12.14521MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Wed May 22 1996 13:486
    Just finished painting Mz. Debra's bedroom.  I have discovered in the
    last two weeks I am now allergic to paint.  My nose is totally
    unfunctional (dysfunctional???).  
    
    I now have to do the windows in Tine's room.  Dreading the move on
    Saturday, as I am sick of moving!!!!!
12.14522GMASEC::KELLYBill Henry: My Hero!Wed May 22 1996 13:511
    What colour is my room going to be, dear?
12.14523POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Belgian BurgersWed May 22 1996 13:563
    
    My room better be nicer.
    
12.14524MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Wed May 22 1996 14:306
    Tine, your room is going to be a nice yellow....just like a beautiful
    flower in the spring.
    
    Debra, your room is going to be a nice peach...like a yummy buried
    treasure we used to get from the Ice Cream man...remember??  Every 
    taste was heavenly!!!!
12.14525ACISS2::LEECHWed May 22 1996 14:351
    You are going to have a very colorful- if feminine- house, Jack.  8^)
12.14526BUSY::SLABOUNTYA Parting Shot in the DarkWed May 22 1996 14:363
    
    	What?  No avocado green?
    
12.14527SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Wed May 22 1996 14:435
    
    
    	that's your room Shawn.
    
    
12.14528BUSY::SLABOUNTYA Parting Shot in the DarkWed May 22 1996 14:453
    
    	I am honored.
    
12.14529POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Belgian BurgersWed May 22 1996 14:465
    
    Oh, peach.  That sounds nice!
    
    Thanks, Jack.
    
12.14530one of us has to be an ingrate!GMASEC::KELLYBill Henry: My Hero!Wed May 22 1996 14:471
    Yellow?  {stomp, stomp, temper tantrum}  I wanted pink :-(
12.14531NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed May 22 1996 14:471
Avocado with harvest gold accents.
12.14532SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Wed May 22 1996 14:482
    
    {cringe}
12.14533BUSY::SLABOUNTYA Parting Shot in the DarkWed May 22 1996 14:513
    
    	I think even I'M going to be sick now.
    
12.14534NPSS::MLEVESQUEWed May 22 1996 15:219
    WAHOO didn't come up from power hit du jour. I finally went out to the
    lab with the system mangler for our group. It looked really dead. Not
    even a DC OK led.
    
    We opened it up, and had a look-see. One of the power supplies appears
    to be fine. The other appeared to be dead. Tried hitting the reset
    button on the power supply, only to be met with sparks.
    
    I wonder how many weeks it'll take field circus to get to it...
12.14535Welcome to the Hotel California..BSS::PROCTOR_RLarge Dogwood: bough WOW!Wed May 22 1996 15:4613
    > 12.14524 by MKOTS3::JMARTIN
    >  Tine, your room is going to be a nice yellow
    
    >   Debra, your room is going to be a nice peach.
    
    Shawn, your room is going to have one way mirrors... facing OUT!
    
    Jim (Sabin), your room is going to have rubber walls.
    
    Mr. Debalso, your room is going to be locked and welded shut. with you
    inside.
    
    
12.14536SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Wed May 22 1996 15:535
    
    
    	Rubber walls? Just like home!
    
    
12.14537GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheWed May 22 1996 16:1319
    
    
    well, at least debra and tine have rooms...with paint even.  
    
    tthln:  eyebrow  plucking.  hate it.  and ya can't really shave 'em
    because then you have tons more to pluck.  and it isn't always
    attractive to leave 'em bushy.  i hate it.
    
    ttht:  having to use a vt320 at a studen site in shr to read mail/note. 
    it is really slow, not alll the keys are in the same places as on my
    keyboard in my office, and the lady next to me is a bit slower than the
    rest of the class and i keep helping her out, putting me a bit behind
    everyone else.  
    
    but at least now it is lunch time and i am going to get something to
    eat...
    
    bye!
    
12.14538BSS::PROCTOR_RLarge Dogwood: bough WOW!Wed May 22 1996 16:203
    >  tthln:  eyebrow  plucking.  hate it.
    
    this can be a REAL problem during bikini season... as it were.
12.14539POWDML::AJOHNSTONbeannachdWed May 22 1996 16:303
    You know women with eyebrows in their 'bikini area?'
    
    How ... um, exotic!
12.14540BSS::PROCTOR_RLarge Dogwood: bough WOW!Wed May 22 1996 16:325
    > You know women with eyebrows in their 'bikini area?'
    
    To (badly) quote the country song:
    
    "Lookin' for love in all the wrong places..."
12.14541MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed May 22 1996 16:465
>    Mr. Debalso, your room is going to be locked and welded shut. with you
>    inside.

???

12.14542witheringPOWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Belgian BurgersWed May 22 1996 16:552
    
    
12.14543NPSS::MLEVESQUEWed May 22 1996 17:123
    >You know women with eyebrows in their 'bikini area?'
    
     Yeah, they're his.
12.14544GMASEC::KELLYBill Henry: My Hero!Wed May 22 1996 17:121
    {cough}
12.14545POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Belgian BurgersWed May 22 1996 17:156
    
    <8^o
    
    8^}
    
    
12.14546SCASS1::BARBER_AEVERYTHING'S FFIIIIIINNEE!!!!!!!!!!Wed May 22 1996 17:331
    {shudder}
12.14547BUSY::SLABOUNTYAct like you own the companyWed May 22 1996 17:445
    
    	"Shudder"?
    
    	She of "Been awhile since I had a ... .x69!!" fame??
    
12.14548SCASS1::BARBER_AEVERYTHING'S FFIIIIIINNEE!!!!!!!!!!Wed May 22 1996 17:461
    Hey, shuddering can be a good thing.  8)
12.14549BUSY::SLABOUNTYAct like you own the companyWed May 22 1996 17:483
    
    	[insert "Oh, NOW I see what you mean" look]
    
12.14550SCASS1::BARBER_AEVERYTHING'S FFIIIIIINNEE!!!!!!!!!!Wed May 22 1996 17:531
    8)
12.14551POWDML::AJOHNSTONbeannachdWed May 22 1996 18:065
    re.14543
    
    ah.
    
    then I can see why plucking them would be problematic.
12.14552ahem. {lick} {lick}BSS::PROCTOR_RLarge Dogwood: bough WOW!Wed May 22 1996 18:435
    > 12.14551 by POWDML::AJOHNSTON
    
    > then I can see why plucking them would be problematic.
    
    {insert picture of bobbo licking his eyebrows...}
12.14553POWDML::AJOHNSTONbeannachdWed May 22 1996 19:022
    This will remove them?
    
12.14554BSS::PROCTOR_RLarge Dogwood: bough WOW!Wed May 22 1996 19:085
    > 12.14553 by POWDML::AJOHNSTON
    
    > This will remove them?
    
    In a roundabout way... as t'were..
12.14555POWDML::AJOHNSTONbeannachdWed May 22 1996 19:547
    licking one's eyebrows to remove them...
    
    roundabout, indeed.
    
    not to mention, pointless.
    
    warm wax works ever so much better. the pain is momentary, if intense.
12.14556USAT05::HALLRGod loves even you!Wed May 22 1996 19:551
    wouln't it make one sick to lick off the mascara
12.14557POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Belgian BurgersWed May 22 1996 19:563
    
    I don't know anyone who puts mascara on his/her eyebrows.
    
12.14558since you pointed it out...BSS::PROCTOR_RLarge Dogwood: bough WOW!Wed May 22 1996 19:586
    > 12.14557 by POWDML::HANGGELI
    > I don't know anyone who puts mascara on his/her eyebrows.
    
    tha's OK. I dunno anybody who can *LICK* their eyebrows either..
    
    
12.14559NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed May 22 1996 19:593
>    tha's OK. I dunno anybody who can *LICK* their eyebrows either..
    
Gene Simmons?
12.14560BSS::PROCTOR_RLarge Dogwood: bough WOW!Wed May 22 1996 20:027
    > 12.14559 by NOTIME::SACKS
    
    > Gene Simmons?
    
    I'm glad you said that, the guy in the cube next to me and I were
    locked in mortal memory combat trying to remember the name of 'the tongued
    one' from KISS...
12.14561USAT05::HALLRGod loves even you!Wed May 22 1996 20:041
    so it's magic marker instead of mascara, what's that difference?
12.14562SOLVIT::KRAWIECKItumble to remove jerksWed May 22 1996 20:219
    
    
    Don't feel bad, Ron...
    
    I woulda said the same thing.... mascara.. rouge... eye-liner... it's
    all the same to me...
    
    :)
    
12.14563POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Belgian BurgersWed May 22 1996 20:233
    
    Rouge?  Rouge?  Nobody says "rouge" anymore 8^).
    
12.14564SOLVIT::KRAWIECKItumble to remove jerksWed May 22 1996 20:256
    
    
    My point exactly....
    
    Musta been washing my eyebrows when that happened...
    
12.14565BUSY::SLABOUNTYAntisocialWed May 22 1996 20:256
    
    	Not that I say "rouge" anyways, but I'm sure I've said it in
    	the past and maybe even knew what it meant at the time, but
    	what's the new term for "the cosmetic substance previously
    	known as rouge"?
    
12.14566POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Belgian BurgersWed May 22 1996 20:265
    
    "Blush" or "blusher", usually, when you're talking about street makeup.
    
    We thespians say "rouge", however.
    
12.14567NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed May 22 1996 20:261
You should be embarrassed.  Blush, Shawn.
12.14569NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed May 22 1996 20:271
Deb's a thespian?!
12.14570SOLVIT::KRAWIECKItumble to remove jerksWed May 22 1996 20:283
    
    Of courth the is... thilly!!!!
    
12.14571BSS::PROCTOR_RLarge Dogwood: bough WOW!Wed May 22 1996 20:295
    >   Of courth the is... thilly!!!!
    
    that's 'ith'. not is.
    
    thiilly thavage.
12.14572SOLVIT::KRAWIECKItumble to remove jerksWed May 22 1996 20:303
    
    Thtop.. or I'll thcrach your eythes out!!!
    
12.14573BUSY::SLABOUNTYAntisocialWed May 22 1996 20:307
    
    >   <<< Note 12.14568 by BSS::PROCTOR_R "Large Dogwood: bough WOW!" >>>
    >          -< I said it a bunch. does that make me a nobody? >-
    
    
    	In and of itself, no.  It's more of a cumulative thing.
    
12.14574BSS::PROCTOR_RLarge Dogwood: bough WOW!Wed May 22 1996 20:333
    you biTth!
    
    <this is hard to lithp on a keyboard>
12.14575POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Belgian BurgersWed May 22 1996 20:335
    
    thith ith.
    
    hope thith helpth.
    
12.14576BSS::PROCTOR_RLarge Dogwood: bough WOW!Wed May 22 1996 20:355
    >  12.14575 by POWDML::HANGGELI
    
    > hope thith helpth.
    
    Not really. Do you make houthcalth?
12.14577POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Belgian BurgersWed May 22 1996 20:373
    
    Yeth, but they rarely anther.
    
12.14578BSS::PROCTOR_RLarge Dogwood: bough WOW!Wed May 22 1996 20:3911
    thaTth too bad.
    
    My houth callth me all the time!
    
    it seth: "bobbo; I need to be painted! I need a water heater! I need new
    carpet, I need thiTh, and I need that!"
    
    They don't call it "the Money PiTth" for nothing...
    
    {sob}
    	
12.14579CNTROL::JENNISONCrown Him with many crownsWed May 22 1996 20:404
    
    	Street makeup ?  I take umbrage.
    
    
12.14580POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Belgian BurgersWed May 22 1996 20:413
    
    Is it raining?
    
12.14581JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeWed May 22 1996 20:521
    So tell me how do you top a car?
12.14582BSS::PROCTOR_RLarge Dogwood: bough WOW!Wed May 22 1996 21:005
    > So tell me how do you top a car?
    
    with vinyl, thilly!
    
    {and you thought I wath going to thay "tep on the brake, tupid!"}
12.14583And this network is sooooooo slooooowwww!!!DECLNE::REESEMy REALITY check bouncedWed May 22 1996 22:103
    Being off-site for training and coming back to 7,000 + unread
    messages in da box!!
    
12.14584BUSY::SLABOUNTYAudiophiles do it 'til it hertz!Wed May 22 1996 22:133
    
    	So that means you're only behind by about 115 useful replies.
    
12.14585SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Wed May 22 1996 22:286
    
    
    	Depressing phone calls from the wife. These downward swings in the
    bipolar cycle are tough.
    
    
12.14586uh hmm.. been there!BSS::PROCTOR_RLarge Dogwood: bough WOW!Wed May 22 1996 22:5019
    >  12.14585 by SUBPAC::SADIN
    
    > Depressing phone calls from the wife.  These downward swings in the
    > bipolar cycle are tough.
    
    These are lightly referred to in our domicile as "The Monthlies".
    
    I can usually tell when the onslaught is going to begin when a flaming
    arrow trajectories its' way across the room (or over the phone) into my
    anatomy (which has barely begun to heal from the last "Monthly").
    
    The arrow is usually the precursor to the dreaded words "I'm a *LITTLE*
    TESTY RIGHT NOW!"
    
    The dogs and I usually pick up and move to the garage for the next few
    days until the storm dries up...
    
    
    Amazing how a smouldering gaze can scorch your outlook on the day...
12.14587SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Wed May 22 1996 22:5414
    
    
    	
>    I can usually tell when the onslaught is going to begin when a flaming
>    arrow trajectories its' way across the room (or over the phone) into my
>    anatomy (which has barely begun to heal from the last "Monthly").
>    
>    The arrow is usually the precursor to the dreaded words "I'm a *LITTLE*
>    TESTY RIGHT NOW!"
    
    
    	Oh boy, is that a good analogy. My condolences.....
    
    jim
12.14588BSS::PROCTOR_RLarge Dogwood: bough WOW!Wed May 22 1996 23:038
    > 12.14587 by SUBPAC::SADIN
    
    > Oh boy, is that a good analogy. My condolences.....
    
    usually get crushed in the first twenty minutes of "The Monthlies".
    
    I gotta walk funny for a few days until (they) heal... just in time for
    the next "Monthly".
12.14589POLAR::RICHARDSONI'm here but I'm really goneWed May 22 1996 23:121
    Perhaps you guys should stick with periodicals and forget the monthlies.
12.14590SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Wed May 22 1996 23:142
    
    	sage advice....
12.14591GIDDAY::BURTS.I.S.Wed May 22 1996 23:331
it's about thyme too!
12.14592POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Belgian BurgersThu May 23 1996 01:593
    
    I'm completely - completely - fed up.
    
12.14593GIDDAY::BURTS.I.S.Thu May 23 1996 02:004
hot feet



12.14594FABSIX::P_OHALLORANThu May 23 1996 02:026
    
    I couldn't access the box at all last week.
    
    re: .14593
    
    why ya so FED UP?
12.14595THEMAX::SMITH_SThu May 23 1996 03:014
    re -3
    
    Don't let things get ya down.  Stress stinks.
    -ss
12.14596ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsThu May 23 1996 12:203
    
    a little stress is good for you. oh, and Digital provides it free
    of charge.
12.14597BUSY::SLABOUNTYBeing weird isn't enoughThu May 23 1996 14:275
    
    	As well as providing EAP support to get you through the current
    	bout so that you'll be ready for the bout that starts the week
    	after.
    
12.14598NPSS::MLEVESQUEThu May 23 1996 14:322
    A carriage bolt fell off my lawnmower, making it impossible to finish
    the lawn. Grrrr.
12.14599SMURF::BINDERUva uvam vivendo variatThu May 23 1996 14:394
    The hardware store just down the road from you probably sells carriage
    bolts, and maybe even nuts for them.
    
    \hth
12.14600CNTROL::JENNISONCrown Him with many crownsThu May 23 1996 14:416
    
    	Not if he's got a Honda mower.  I lost the carriage bold off
    	our lawn mower last year, and had to go back where we bought the
    	mower to find a replacement.
    
    
12.14601NPSS::MLEVESQUEThu May 23 1996 14:453
    Of course it's a Honda. I never do anything to make my life easy. I
    told the kiddies I'd give 'em a dollar if they found it for me. After
    all, there are only so many places it could be.
12.14602NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu May 23 1996 14:461
Cheapskate.
12.14603CNTROL::JENNISONCrown Him with many crownsThu May 23 1996 14:465
    
    	I've got a spare bolt.  How much is it worth to you ?
    
    	(hint, I'm older than your kids)
    
12.14604NPSS::MLEVESQUEThu May 23 1996 14:482
    I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it might tend to
    incriminate me. ;-)
12.14605SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerThu May 23 1996 14:484
    I don't know about that. Last winter the snowblower had a 
    tendency to shake off carriage bolts like a Old English
    Sheepdog shakes off water.  You wouldn't believe where we'd
    found some of them landed once the snow melted......
12.14606SMURF::WALTERSThu May 23 1996 14:491
    Ah, this must be yours then.
12.14607SMURF::BINDERUva uvam vivendo variatThu May 23 1996 14:552
    My Honda lawnmower hasn't ever shed any parts.  But then it's only in
    its tenth season.
12.14608NPSS::MLEVESQUEThu May 23 1996 15:172
    Apparently I didn't tighten the bolt sufficiently after the last time I
    unfolded the handles.
12.14609ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsThu May 23 1996 15:222
    
    <------ lawnmower snobs, what's next weed whacker's?
12.14610DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Thu May 23 1996 15:404
    
    .... being inside, at work on a positively gorgeous day.  Shoulda
    	called in sick.
    
12.14611NUBOAT::HEBERTCaptain BlighThu May 23 1996 16:197
Re: shaking your nuts off... (and bolts) buy a little bottle or tube of
LocTite at your neighborhood hardware store. Wonderful stuff for
high-vibe environments.

HTH,

Art
12.14612POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Belgian BurgersThu May 23 1996 16:203
    
    ...oh dear.
    
12.14613CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowThu May 23 1996 16:259

 Thanks, and a tip o' the hat to Art!





 Jim
12.14614ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsThu May 23 1996 17:166
    
    I *hate* when I forget what topic I left a good retort to. 
    
    I mean, its not like I come up with good ones every day.......
    
    damn. 
12.14615CNTROL::JENNISONCrown Him with many crownsThu May 23 1996 17:176
    
    	I lost the carriage bolt because I did not tighten it sufficiently
    	when switching over to the "mulching" blade.
    
    	Karen
    
12.14616BULEAN::BANKSThu May 23 1996 17:193
.14614:

Are you just trolling, leaving a straight line like that laying around?
12.14617COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertThu May 23 1996 17:327
>    .... being inside, at work on a positively gorgeous day.  Shoulda
>    	called in sick.

This practice has gotten so bad in Germany that the laws may be changed
so that the first two days of "sick time" are completely without pay.

/john    
12.14618ACISS1::SCHELTERThu May 23 1996 17:579
    Having to house/dog sit this weekend.  Nice to get away for a while.
    Don't get me wrong I likes animuls, but, my sister has 2 maltese.
    One of which was not bred well.  Big eyes and not one speck of
    intelligence behind them.
    
    
    Mike
    
    
12.14619THEMAX::E_WALKERFri May 24 1996 02:192
         Hey, buddy, there's a class called English 101. I suggest you take
    it. 
12.14620SCASS1::BARBER_AEVERYTHING'S FFIIIIIINNEE!!!!!!!!!!Fri May 24 1996 02:352
    Very good, Ed!  You've got the right idea correcting people's 
    grammatical errors but, as usual, your delivery is a bit off.  8)
12.14621Grammar PatrolTHEMAX::E_WALKERFri May 24 1996 02:424
         I was only trying to help the guy out. Maybe now he'll clean up
    his act, before he makes an idiot out of himself in some other topic or
    conference. By the way, you could use a little help yourself. Maybe you
    ought to enroll in the same course. 
12.14622SCASS1::BARBER_AEVERYTHING'S FFIIIIIINNEE!!!!!!!!!!Fri May 24 1996 02:443
    Well, Ed, I like to think I know how to write.  I don't think I'd be
    able to hold a job as a Technical Writer too long if I was unclear on
    the concept.  
12.14623Technically WritingTHEMAX::E_WALKERFri May 24 1996 02:525
         Well, I guess you told me! I won't mess with a Technical Writer
    again. Why don't you go teach that guy how to spell before he really
    humiliates himself? By the way, I notice that every time I see your
    name come up in a topic, you have a new personal name. And they all
    suck. 
12.14624POLAR::RICHARDSONI'm here but I'm really goneFri May 24 1996 02:581
    Sammy, you're such a sweet and gentle soul.
12.14625THEMAX::E_WALKERFri May 24 1996 03:123
         Thanks. I try my best. It's good to know that I can make some
    peoples day a little bit brighter. This conference just isn't the same
    without lunchbox and his confused criticism. 
12.14626SCASS1::BARBER_AEVERYTHING'S FFIIIIIINNEE!!!!!!!!!!Fri May 24 1996 03:206
    Well, at least I *have* a personal name.  You probably can't think of a
    decent, witty p_name because you burned up all your brain cells doing
    multiple hits of acid on a daily basis.  Your brain is so clogged from
    crusty old bong resin that you're probably not even capable of having
    a deep, meaningful, intellectual conversation without saying "huh" and
    "what does that mean" a few dozen times.  You sicken me. 
12.14627THEMAX::EPPERSONSUPERABOUNDFri May 24 1996 03:222
    No, I think you`re referring to me April.
    
12.14628THEMAX::SMITH_SFri May 24 1996 03:242
    No, Ed can't do that stuff.  He gets to psychotic.
    -ss
12.14629POLAR::RICHARDSONI'm here but I'm really goneFri May 24 1996 03:241
    where?
12.14630MFGFIN::HUDSON_MIWhere am IFri May 24 1996 03:255
    
    Man, you two ought to be married...
    
    Mike
    
12.14631Technically TrippingTHEMAX::E_WALKERFri May 24 1996 03:273
         Acid kills brain cells?!? That's a new one to me. I'm trying to
    think up a snappy comeback, but I'm too nervous waiting for this hit to
    kick in. 
12.14632THEMAX::EPPERSONSUPERABOUNDFri May 24 1996 03:272
    Who, Smith & Richardson?
    
12.14633THEMAX::SMITH_SFri May 24 1996 03:282
    No way man.  This one's exit only.
    -ss
12.14634MFGFIN::HUDSON_MIWhere am IFri May 24 1996 03:304
    
    No Ed, April, and Smith!!
    mike
    
12.14635POLAR::RICHARDSONI'm here but I'm really goneFri May 24 1996 03:311
    where did they go?
12.14637THEMAX::EPPERSONSUPERABOUNDFri May 24 1996 03:313
    Where did who go?
    
    
12.14638406THEMAX::E_WALKERFri May 24 1996 03:325
         Whoa, there it goes. I cant beleeve you peeple re tryin to thonem
    atyno qtu43150ujnm ,l, ? 
    
    
                                          dfgasdf09
12.14639THEMAX::EPPERSONSUPERABOUNDFri May 24 1996 03:333
    Sounds like its time for a road trip to Texas guys. That is if you like
    flabby thighs.
    
12.14640THEMAX::SMITH_SFri May 24 1996 03:332
    Startin' to kick in,Ed?
    
12.14641THEMAX::EPPERSONSUPERABOUNDFri May 24 1996 03:341
    Ed, I see the trip has kicked in.
12.14642THEMAX::SMITH_SFri May 24 1996 03:343
    re -2
    Never tried a threesome?  You've been deprived.
    -ss
12.14643THEMAX::E_WALKERFri May 24 1996 03:342
     asdltatm0 095mgf to kick?? aku 234 slut
    adgjh my 77777
12.14644mucho confusionSCASS1::BARBER_AEVERYTHING'S FFIIIIIINNEE!!!!!!!!!!Fri May 24 1996 03:351
    Holy!
12.14645SCASS1::BARBER_AEVERYTHING'S FFIIIIIINNEE!!!!!!!!!!Fri May 24 1996 03:371
    Twisted souls abound!
12.14646THEMAX::E_WALKERFri May 24 1996 03:374
    ljdhg'gkperojty,5mp8o45j;yre;j;weryj;welmyky;lwejy;kty;lkw;eky;elky;wekt;ykt;ykwkltnql5j43poi5[34
    ;welkrytpqkyt'pelqy[4plk5[7po436[7pl6[37o[367pokmnlg3o456u
            goodnigh t
    
12.14647The tan's lookin' good!USAT02::HALLRGod loves even you!Fri May 24 1996 09:5410
    part ttl and tth yesterday...
    
    went on a trip to a Navy customer at Solomon's Island, MD
    yesterdy...good visit, propects excellent and we finished early. 
    Stopped on the way back at "The Pier", a restaurant that literally sits
    on the Patuxent River and we have a table for lunch on the deck two
    inches from the drink...stayed about an hour partaking in an excellent
    hand picked MD crabcake and watching the ships roll in...
    
    tth was realizing I HAD to get back to the office...
12.14648BIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoFri May 24 1996 10:356
| <<< Note 12.14642 by THEMAX::SMITH_S >>>

| Never tried a threesome?  You've been deprived.

	With your charm only the barnyards have to worry about a threesome with
you. 
12.14649is THEMAX a degenerate case of SUBURB?NPSS::MLEVESQUEFri May 24 1996 11:011
    Where'd all these losers come from? 
12.14650GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheFri May 24 1996 12:2513
    
    tthy:  even after having the best player among the 9-holers on our
    team, we still lost the golf scramble.  tho, i must admit, the winning
    team isn't without suspicion.  we were behind them, and don't
    understand how they ended up 6 strokes under us.  at the second hole,
    they spent 5 minutes trying to get the ball in the hole at the yellow
    checkered flag (it indicated the the fairway took a major turn to the
    left).  oh well...
    
    oh, and i got a bit of a sunburn on the area between my neck and chest. 
    and it itches. %^<
    
    
12.14651GMASEC::KELLYBill Henry: My Hero!Fri May 24 1996 12:343
    re:  Mark-
    
    seems time for a REAL soapbox nostalgia note.
12.14652BSS::PROCTOR_RLarge Dogwood: bough WOW!Fri May 24 1996 13:499
    > 12.14621 by THEMAX::E_WALKER
    
    >  ...before he makes an idiot out of himself in some other topic or...
    
    
    tum ta tum... lessee here, Pot'n Kettle, Pot'n Kettle, that note
    entry must be here somewhere...
    
    
12.14653CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsFri May 24 1996 14:431
    <----- Bwahahahaha!  
12.14654BUSY::SLABOUNTYDogbert's New Ruling Class: 100KFri May 24 1996 16:183
    
    	THEMAX:: is BSS:: revisited.
    
12.14655and I did that all in one breathe!TROOA::BUTKOVICHQuando omni flunkus moritatiFri May 24 1996 19:0016
    arrrrrrrghgghghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
    
    <picture Chris, surrounded by paper and aisles and aisles of moving
    boxes and everyone coming to her every five seconds saying "Chris, do
    you know (where)(what)(how)(why) etc etc etc... and realizing that she
    still has 12 circuit orders to send to Bell for the move... and that we
    were told that we *had* to be packed by 4pm... and checking her watch
    to realize that's only a little over an hour away and there is no way
    in hades that she will be packed before *8*pm ... and that she was
    *supposed* to be out of here by 6 at the latest because it is a 25th
    anniversary pub night for high school (the year the school was built,
    not how long since she graduated) and she is supposed to be driving
    others there.... and finally, picture Chris breaking down and sobbing
    in her little cubicle because she has finally had it UP TO HERE!....
    
    Get the picture?   Thank you for letting me vent.  =B-[
12.14656BUSY::SLABOUNTYDuster :== idiot driver magnetFri May 24 1996 19:223
    
    	And you never ended the thought ... where's the ">"?
    
12.14657USAT05::HALLRGod loves even you!Fri May 24 1996 19:506
    My f-i-l, who buried his oldest dead sister this past monday, just got
    word that his younger brother, who lives over in Israel, just died of a
    heart attack (mid 50's)
    
    
    j
12.14658POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Belgian BurgersFri May 24 1996 20:083
    
    Oh, Ronnie 8^/.
    
12.14659bummer.BSS::PROCTOR_RLarge Dogwood: bough WOW!Fri May 24 1996 20:201
    
12.14660WMOIS::CONNELLStory does that to us.Fri May 24 1996 20:326
    My condolences and prayers to you and your family, Ronnie. 
    
    Bright Blessings,
    
    
    PJ
12.14661BIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoFri May 24 1996 20:343

	Bummer news, Ron.
12.14662ACISS2::LEECHFri May 24 1996 20:381
    Sorry to hear about that, Ron.
12.14663ACISS2::LEECHFri May 24 1996 20:381
    Chris, hang in there...
12.14664SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Sun May 26 1996 17:325
    
    
    	sick again. blech. 
    
    
12.14665Strep tests s*ckNQOS01::nqsrv103.nqo.dec.com::S_CoghillLuke 14:28Mon May 27 1996 13:284
I'm down with strep throat.  I haven't had strep in my 40+ years 'til 
now.  The problem isn't so much the infection, it was the test.  My kids 
are tested for strep at least a couple of times each winter season.  
They always tell me they hate it.  I now know why.
12.14666POLAR::RICHARDSONJust the night in my veinsMon May 27 1996 13:453
    Don't they just swab your throat? 
    
    That's all they did to me.
12.14667BIGQ::SILVABoston Gay Pride, June 8thMon May 27 1996 14:131
<---did they use sailors? 
12.14668NQOS01::nqsrv111.nqo.dec.com::S_CoghillLuke 14:28Mon May 27 1996 17:222
Yes, they swabbed it.  I came within a nanomoment 
of hurling.  
12.14669POLAR::RICHARDSONJust the night in my veinsMon May 27 1996 17:573
    TTHT:
    
    It's so damned quiet in here today!
12.14670GIDDAY::BURTS.I.S.Tue May 28 1996 01:559
Boo!


Having spent hours and $$ at the physioterrorist, my neck still hurts, a 
headache is pending, and the silly man asks "do you have much tension?"
AAAAAARRRRRRGgggggggghhh!


\C
12.14671ROWLET::AINSLEYDCU Board of Directors CandidateTue May 28 1996 02:503
    I'm sorry to hear about your f-i-l's loss, Ron.
    
    Bob
12.14672Gagging amidst several thousand next-unseensDECWIN::RALTOBananas in Pajamas??Tue May 28 1996 03:1620
> Yes, they swabbed it.  I came within a nanomoment 
> of hurling.
    
    Then you'd just love the little test I've had done twice in the last
    couple of months, in which they take a fiber optic viewing tube, stick
    it up into my nose, back up behind/between my eyes (at least that's
    where it feels like it is), around the bend, and way down into my throat,
    to look at my vocal cords.
    
    Then they ask me to talk, sing, etc., whilst twisting the viewing thing
    around looking at the raspy little monsters, and meanwhile I'm trying
    not to gag/gurgle/hurl.  Then they pull it out, nice and  s l o w .
    
    Even worse than that, though, are those plastic dental X-ray film holders
    that they shove halfway into your throat, and you have to bite down on
    them while they simultaneously pinch and gag you, as the dental person
    sprints out of the room to take the picture before you retch the beastie
    into the next county.
    
    Chris
12.14673WMOIS::GIROUARD_CTue May 28 1996 11:131
my sympathies, Ron.
12.14674SMURF::WALTERSTue May 28 1996 12:521
    Condolences Ron.  
12.14675BSS::PROCTOR_RLittle Chamber FroggieTue May 28 1996 13:433
    > 12.14672 by DECWIN::RALTO
    
    thanks for the visual.... sure went over good with my oatmeal today..
12.14676ACISS2::LEECHTue May 28 1996 13:462
    I'm really beginning to get tired of rain.  Had to spend the entire
    3-day weekend indoors.  How depressing.  
12.14677POLAR::RICHARDSONKinda rotten and insaneTue May 28 1996 13:471
    You didn't _have_ to.
12.14678BIGQ::SILVABoston Gay Pride, June 8thTue May 28 1996 13:4912
| <<< Note 12.14676 by ACISS2::LEECH >>>

| I'm really beginning to get tired of rain.  Had to spend the entire
| 3-day weekend indoors.  How depressing.

	Steve, I hear ya. For almost a year, anything I planned got rained or
snowed out. I can't imagine though how much it had to get to you spending the 3
days indoors. I bet it's sunny there today, right?



Glen
12.14679CNTROL::JENNISONCrown Him with many crownsTue May 28 1996 13:5214
    
    	TTHthis weekend:
    
    	Pollen.
    
    	My very allergic husband had to miss all of our Sunday activities
    	due to the pollen he inhaled the day before.  
    
    	I ended up having a reaction to the pollen Sunday night - scratchy
    	throat followed by soreness. 
    
    	It also appears that my kids have allergies.
    
    	
12.14680ACHOOBSS::PROCTOR_RLittle Chamber FroggieTue May 28 1996 13:531
    
12.14681NPSS::MLEVESQUETue May 28 1996 14:003
    >thanks for the visual.... sure went over good with my oatmeal today..
    
     You deserve it if you're eating oatmeal. :-)
12.14682wonder if he tried sending it to WAHOONPSS::MLEVESQUETue May 28 1996 14:251
    No !joan mail.
12.14683from !joanPENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BTue May 28 1996 14:285
coincidentally...

>Already heard back from Glenn and Jack, but I've got a long list of people to
>re-establish contact with, so if anyone starts whining that I didn't write to
>them, tell'em to relax a bit.
12.14684ACISS2::LEECHTue May 28 1996 14:347
    .14678
    
    Actually, it's wet (though not currently raining), foggy, cool (about
    55F) and overcast.  It's a rather depressing day.  It is supposed to
    rain later, and storm tomorrow.  
    
    
12.14685SOLVIT::KRAWIECKItumble to remove jerksTue May 28 1996 14:487
    
    
    !joan musta wrote me whilst I was washing my hair...
    
    
    
    (hey Hays????  Is this okay?? can I keep using this?? Please??)
12.14686USAT05::HALLRGod loves even you!Tue May 28 1996 15:244
    Thanks to those 'Boxers expressing their condolences...my FIL spent a
    great (although rainy) weekend with our family and enjoyed going
    through old pictures, etc. and the tears flowed freely, hopefully
    healing also! 
12.14687HANNAH::MODICAJourneyman NoterTue May 28 1996 15:355
    
    Ron, I'm late catching up...
    My sincerest condolences. 
    
    							Hank
12.14688SMURF::BINDERUva uvam vivendo variatTue May 28 1996 15:4715
    tthtwe.
    
    allergies.  was nearly prostrated by hay fever after mowing the lawn
    satiddy.  nose was so raw yestiddy it bled every time i wiped it.
    
    abc teevee's coverage of the race stank.  three cars running 4/5/6
    stacked it up in the final turn of the final lap, cars flying in all
    directions including best part of a carlength off the ground, scant
    seconds after the winner took the checkered.  so what did abc do?  cut
    away for a scheduled commercial break.  idjits.
    
    corporation has closed down travel and training, so i will NOT be going
    to ottawa in june, or in any predictable future.
    
    evidence found yestereve of a woodchuck on the premises.
12.14689MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Tue May 28 1996 15:541
    Severe allergies and bad back pains due to the move.
12.14690CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsTue May 28 1996 16:187
    What was it with allergies this weekend?  About the 4th hole yesterday,
    my eyes started with the itchy, watery thing and then the sneezing and
    sniffles began.  I thought I was going to dodge the bullet this season
    but it was not to be.  I thankfully had a supply of Drixoral on hand
    which eased the symptoms mightily.  
    
    Brian
12.14691CNTROL::JENNISONCrown Him with many crownsTue May 28 1996 17:1811
    
    	Finding out that the interview that the Worcester Telegram
    	and Gazette did with my four year old daughter was in fact
    	in yesterday's paper, which we did not buy.
    
    	Then, finding out that the two people who said they still
    	had the paper had the Worcester edition, not the suburban
    	edition that I needed.
    
    	My sister has one copy, but I'll need at least 4!
    
12.14692CNTROL::JENNISONCrown Him with many crownsTue May 28 1996 17:199
    
    
    	another TTHT:
    
    	Turning around during my run to see what was making that
    	load buzzing noise, and seeing a swarm of flies on a dead
    	dog
    
    
12.14693USAT02::HALLRGod loves even you!Tue May 28 1996 17:218
    About two weeks ago I reported on the Bowie, MD father who was jailed
    for having sex with his 8 yr old daughter...
    
    for safety reasons, thw wife and daughter have gone into a witness
    protection program and will be starting a new life elsewhere...as for
    the scumbag father, although he admitted having sex with the girl, he's
    already pleaded innocent of the charges and trial has been set for
    September.
12.14694SMURF::BINDERUva uvam vivendo variatTue May 28 1996 17:325
    That's one primo scumbag, Ron.  Makes me wish the death penalty were
    much employed.
    
    I'm glad that the gummint is giving his unfortunate family the help and
    protection they need.
12.14695GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheTue May 28 1996 17:485
    
    tththiscomingweek:  invited about 25 people to a princess house party
    and so far, only about 3 are coming.  big time bummer indeed... :<
    
    
12.14696SMURF::BINDERUva uvam vivendo variatTue May 28 1996 17:504
    Princess?
    
    Princess dresses?  Princess telephones?  Princess trees?  Princess
    peas?
12.14697GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheTue May 28 1996 17:534
    
    princess house...it's a brand of crystal.
    
    
12.14698GMASEC::KELLYQueen of the JungleTue May 28 1996 17:542
    hey, i'm going and bringing two folks with me.  i'm even ordering
    something.  that stuff is not exactly cheap, either!
12.14699POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Froggie HorrorsTue May 28 1996 17:564
    
    I would go if I weren't going to be 400-some miles away at the time
    8^/.
    
12.14700BUSY::SLABOUNTYAlways a Best Man, never a groomTue May 28 1996 17:597
    
    	Hey raq, with 'tine bringing 100% of the customers to this
    	party I think you should split the profits with her at least
    	50/50, if not more for her.
    
    	8^)
    
12.14701BUSY::SLABOUNTYAs you wishTue May 28 1996 19:4711
    
    	Some people are so CLUELESS when it comes to basic system usage
    	it's amazing.
    
    	This person winds up sending a DECWINDOW$TERMINAL job to the
    	printer, which includes a MAIL directory listing of 350+ unread
    	messages [maybe queued twice, even] and "doesn't know how that
    	happened" because "I didn't do that".
    
    	And other things, etc., etc.  It just amazes me sometimes.
    
12.14702I hate this weatherTHEMAX::E_WALKERWed May 29 1996 00:454
         Well, Memorial Day weekend was a complete disaster. Its been
    raining for the past four days. It's also very cold here... I wouldn't
    be surprised to see snow where I live. Amazing that the drought and
    heat wave ended on Saturday. 
12.14703POLAR::RICHARDSONKinda rotten and insaneWed May 29 1996 00:461
    Looks good on you sammy boy.
12.14704GIDDAY::BURTS.I.S.Wed May 29 1996 00:484
Nightmares....



12.14705?THEMAX::E_WALKERWed May 29 1996 00:512
         Nightmares?!?
    
12.14706GIDDAY::BURTS.I.S.Wed May 29 1996 01:006
The kind where you wake-up feeling vaguely confused at still being alive.
Not a nice way to start the day.


\C    

12.14707Lame weekendTHEMAX::VASQUEZWed May 29 1996 01:076
      I guess not. I have to agree with ed though that this weekend sucked.
    It just isn't a good bar-b-que when your sitting in your garage,
    freezing your a## off waiting for a hamburger. Though the beer did stay
    cold throughout the day.
    
    -BG
12.14708THEMAX::SMITH_SWed May 29 1996 01:575
    MODS MODS MODS
    
    Regonizable obsenity! I saw it! He said ass not in the donkey sense
    like I just did.
    -ss
12.14709POLAR::RICHARDSONKinda rotten and insaneWed May 29 1996 01:581
    ass is not an obscenity.
12.14710THEMAX::SMITH_SWed May 29 1996 02:042
    As a heterosexual male, my mom washed my mouth out with soap.
    
12.14711GIDDAY::BURTS.I.S.Wed May 29 1996 02:063
red or white?


12.14712MFGFIN::VASQUEZWed May 29 1996 02:102
    at least I disguised it. Don't you have anything good to say?
    -BG
12.14713THEMAX::E_WALKERWed May 29 1996 02:241
         Of course not. Look at the topic you're in.
12.14714THEMAX::VASQUEZWed May 29 1996 03:123
      So i guess I'm not on his chistmas list today huh?
    
    -BG
12.14715english 101, palTHEMAX::EPPERSONthemindcloudhasliftedWed May 29 1996 03:202
    chistmas?
    
12.14716THEMAX::VASQUEZWed May 29 1996 03:414
    You know, when you send a bunch of cards to people that you haven't seen
    or talked to in 10 years?
    
    -BG
12.14717THEMAX::E_WALKERWed May 29 1996 05:072
         Wouldn't know, I only celebrate Anti-Christmas. It's actually kind
    of a grim holiday, and I don't send any cards. 
12.14718?THEMAX::VASQUEZWed May 29 1996 05:093
      Ed, you are a very disturbed child.
    -BG
    
12.14719USAT05::HALLRGod loves even you!Wed May 29 1996 11:252
    I had an extremely disturbing nightmare last night also...must have
    been from talking with Suzanne last night in the Box.
12.14720GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheWed May 29 1996 12:2511
    
    now tine, i know you are bringing people with you...i am not
    complaining about that...it just that you'd think the odds would be
    better with the number of people i invited, that's all.  
    
    tthy:  getting home last nite around 2230 and realizing i left my 
    door open all day.  not just unlocked, but OPEN...
    
    
    -raq
    
12.14721reply for request for newspapersSTRATA::ZILINSKYWed May 29 1996 13:078
     reply to person looking for article in paper about child...
    
     I use to work for the T&G and know you could call them and order back
    copies of that paper. They usually keep some in the File room....
    
       Hope this helps,
        Tom Zilinsky AKA Bartender(for real)
    
12.14722BSS::PROCTOR_RLittle Chamber FroggieWed May 29 1996 13:076
    > not just unlocked, but OPEN...
    
    I know. I', enjoying your furniture right now, although your stereo
    isn't very good. And I do wish you'd keep a better brand of beer in the
    'fridge, I'm not a real fan of Schmidt.
    *8)
12.14723CNTROL::JENNISONCrown Him with many crownsWed May 29 1996 13:0912
    
    	TTHT:
    
    	Despite getting to sleep an hour before my normal time, I'm
    	dead tired today.  My son decided to wake up at 5:00 a.m.,
    	and I couldn't find the wooden spoon anywhere.
    
    	I've got a nasty cough and a sore throat, too, and I get to
    	teach two aerobics classes today (if I live long enough).
    	
    	ugh
    
12.14724CNTROL::JENNISONCrown Him with many crownsWed May 29 1996 13:147
    
    	re .14721
    
    	Oh no you don't - don't go trying to bring some sunshine
    	into my gloomy day!  I've already made up my mind to be
    	miserable all day!
    
12.14725Ask Kevorkian, he makes housecalls you know!BSS::PROCTOR_RLittle Chamber FroggieWed May 29 1996 13:153
    > CNTROL::JENNISON
    
    bummer. have you tried suicide? It's painless you know..
12.14726CNTROL::JENNISONCrown Him with many crownsWed May 29 1996 13:163
    
    	No.  
    
12.14727BSS::PROCTOR_RLittle Chamber FroggieWed May 29 1996 13:172
    that's good. I was afraid you were going postal on us.. I would miss
    your smiling notes...
12.14728SMILE!!!!STRATA::ZILINSKYWed May 29 1996 13:198
    reply 14724,
    
      Thinks aren't that bad all you have to do is take the time to think
    things out. The idea of calling the newpaper for back copies should
    put a smile on your face because now you can get the article you
    wanted.  It this doesn't help have a cold one to help you out
    
      Bartender
12.14729SCASS1::BARBER_AEVERYTHING'S FFIIIIIINNEE!!!!!!!!!!Wed May 29 1996 13:291
    Killer nightmare last night.  It was horrible.  Very graphic...
12.14730GENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Wed May 29 1996 13:338
    Memorial Day is over and as always has shown itself to be a political
    Hoax. Bill Clinton's wreath laying is obscene hypocrisy. Notice how such
    politicians, the cause of all wars, revel in glory as they eulogize their 
    dead victims. Remember when Memorial Day was called Decoration Day? It was 
    not a eulogy day for the politicians' dead victims, but a celebration for
    the end of war and its living survivors.
    
    
12.14731WMOIS::GIROUARD_CWed May 29 1996 13:346
feeling like garbage so i'm riding like garbage.
i'm two minutes slower at the time trials as i
was last year. i'll be going to the doctor if 
this doesn't straighten out soon.

i feel like i could sleep all day, every day.
12.14732POLAR::RICHARDSONKinda rotten and insaneWed May 29 1996 13:351
    Could be cronic fatigue. Happens to athletes all the time.
12.14733BSS::PROCTOR_RLittle Chamber FroggieWed May 29 1996 13:355
    >  12.14731 by WMOIS::GIROUARD_C
    
    > i'll be going to the doctor if this doesn't straighten out soon.
    
    I'm gonna leave this one alone..
12.14734GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheWed May 29 1996 13:4020
    >Could be cronic fatigue.  Happens to athletes all the time.
    
    yeah, what's my excuse???
    
    doens't sound like your week is starting off very well, karen.  if'n
    ya want, and ya give me the right info, i could call the t&g for ya...
    :>
    
    speaking of nightmares, i had one the other night.  somehow ended up in
    a riot gone really bad.  machine guns and knives everywhere.  woke up
    trying to catch my breath i was so scared...
    
    re: proctor person...now i realize it's a bit out of date, but i happen
    to like my pioneer steroe system thankyouverymuch.  and that wasn't
    schmidt you were drinking, it was heiniken...you need to get your
    glasses and tastebuds fixed.  and ya know, you could be a little more
    appreciative next time you invite yourself in!
    
    -raq                                        
    
12.14735WMOIS::GIROUARD_CWed May 29 1996 13:553
Mr. Proctor, I thank you from the bottom of my heart.

Chip
12.14736NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed May 29 1996 14:293
>    As a heterosexual male, my mom washed my mouth out with soap.
    
Your mother's a heterosexual male?
12.14737GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheWed May 29 1996 14:3512
    
    tth:  being reminded via "digital today" that one of the bigwig
    lawyers/assistant general counsel here was awarded 25,000 dollars for 
    something or other he did with a dude from microsoft.  as if he doesn't
    make enough money already.  that "bonus" is almost what i make a year! 
    and now, we can no longer order office supplies.  what do you wanna bet
    he whines when he can't get anymore yellow stickies to leave notes on
    to his secretary...
    
    {grumble} {grumble}
    
    
12.14738BUSY::SLABOUNTYCan you hear the drums, Fernando?Wed May 29 1996 14:534
    
    	Sounds like he can afford to buy his own and bring them with
    	him, yes?
    
12.14739GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheWed May 29 1996 15:044
    
    yes, but don't expect it to happen...
    
    
12.14740MFGFIN::E_WALKERWed May 29 1996 21:151
         Cool, there's a fight going on right here at this station. 
12.14741THEMAX::SMITH_SWed May 29 1996 21:191
    Who won?
12.14742GMASEC::KELLYQueen of the JungleThu May 30 1996 12:378
    woke up late and groggy due to allergy meds taken before bed last night
    broke my curling iron
    left window to car open last night, 1/2 my butt is wet
    hit major traffic on route 2 due to a 3 or 4 car accident
    have a stiff neck
    just ran my stockings
    
    can i just start today over again?
12.14743GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheThu May 30 1996 12:3910
    
    very tired today
    and i seem to have a mild toothache.  never had one before so i am not
    really sure what one feels like.  i am just hoping that maybe my gums
    are just sorta irritated from the popcorn kernal coating thing that had
    become lodged between my tooth and gum the other day.  i thought i got
    it out, but maybe it's still there.
    can't keep my eyes open.
    did i mention i was tired?
    
12.14744BIGQ::SILVABoston Gay Pride, June 8Thu May 30 1996 12:395
| <<< Note 12.14742 by GMASEC::KELLY "Queen of the Jungle" >>>

| just ran my stockings

	Who won?
12.14745SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerThu May 30 1996 13:297
    Sinus headache.  Half the house is on one kind of medication or 
    another which must be administered twice a day.  I'm starting
    to feel like James Harriott (sp?).  Rommel is off to the 
    vet's today since his abdomen is hard and he is "leaking" every
    time you pick him up.  His improvement after 9 weeks of chemo
    is minimal.  
    
12.14746MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Thu May 30 1996 14:0012
    Got my Q3 bonus check today only to realize the Federal Government 
    extorted a large percentage of it.
    
    Now some of you may say, "Hey...that's still more than I got...", or
    "Hey, in this time of downsizing be lucky you got anything at all..."
    
    Well, for those of you who share this sentiment, let me say that I do
    agree I am quite fortunate.  However, my luck is not germane to the
    issue at hand...that being your bloodsucking lawyers are extorting
    money from the middle class to fund your social pet projects.  
    
    
12.14747degree in DUH! on the horizon...BSS::PROCTOR_RLittle Chamber FroggieThu May 30 1996 14:025
    While we're on the subject, howcum anytime I take a class I get taxed
    on that? (at the same usurious fed-tax rate of course)
    
    the urge to better myself sure gets lost in a hurry when I watch the
    price of my classes go up by 28%...
12.14748SUBSYS::NEUMYERYour memory still hangin roundThu May 30 1996 14:068
    re . 14746
    
    You can feel better that you will get some of it back at tax time. My
    last bonus check the feds and state took over half. But I got back most
    of it at tax time. I agree they shouldn't be taking much to begin with
    though.
    
    ed
12.14749can you say disgruntledSUBSYS::NEUMYERYour memory still hangin roundThu May 30 1996 14:1111
    
    	I'm really starting to get fed up with the parking situation here
    at SHR3. Lazy a^& people who park in prohibited areas and even more mad
    at the company officials who do nothing about it. When it is called to
    their attention, they say that they are working on it. A few 'tickets'
    get issued and then its back to business as usual.
    
    Now we're having another suit convention here and a large section of
    our cafeteria is roped off for these visitors.
    
    ed
12.14750MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Thu May 30 1996 14:526
 Z    When it is called to
 Z    their attention, they say that they are working on it. A few
 Z   'tickets' get issued and then its back to business as usual.
    
    Just park right behind them so they can't get out.  Then they'll have
    to go to security to get things straightened out!
12.14751SUBSYS::NEUMYERYour memory still hangin roundThu May 30 1996 14:556
    
    re .14750
    
    I thought of doing that, but then I'd have to park inappropriatly also.
    
    ed
12.14752SMURF::BINDERUva uvam vivendo variatThu May 30 1996 16:035
    ttht.
    
    Mail from a friend in France, his SCSI card (which I bought for him
    about 3 years ago) has quit, leaving his system unable to use the hard
    disk.  It had a 2-year warranty...
12.14753CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowThu May 30 1996 16:068

 Just read that Herb Caen of the San Francisco Chronicle has inoperable
 lung cancer :-(



 Jim
12.14754CHEFS::COOKSHalf Man,Half BiscuitThu May 30 1996 16:5411
    Sadly,I fell asleep in my chair last night whilst watching the
    BBC comedy/drama "Bad Boys" for about an hour or so.
    
    As then couldn`t get to sleep at my usual going to bed time (about
    Midnight),I started to watch the basketball play-offs on Channel
    4 at about 1.00 in the morning and actually found myself enjoying
    it.
    
    Yes,the Chicago Bulls offense certainly is impressive. But that
    er,Shaq bloke of Orlando kept missing his 3 pointers.  Oh dear.
    
12.14755He does not deserve the adjective "former"....PERFOM::LICEA_KANEwhen it's comin' from the leftThu May 30 1996 17:388
    
    David Duke has a web page called - incredibly - Christ.htm
    
    The title is "B-Zionism".
    It begins with a sort-of-title "RACE AND CHRISTIANITY".
    It is an excerpt from his still untitled book.
    
    								-mr. bill
12.14756BULEAN::BANKSThu May 30 1996 18:141
Coming in to work today and finding out that my contract ends tomorrow.
12.14757zone cityNPSS::MLEVESQUEThu May 30 1996 18:461
    Training induced narcolepsy
12.14758SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerFri May 31 1996 02:3319
    Well, Rommel is ok (this is not a thing to hate), or as 
    ok as a ferret with adreanal cancer can be, but (this is the
    thing to hate) he has a viral infection on this skin due to 
    an inhibited immune system from chemo and his massive steroid
    production.  So, now he's on antibiotics twice a day, plus
    I need to clean his skin ulcers with hydrogen peroxide twice
    a day and put panalog cream on them (poor little guy, they are
    in a rather, umm, sensitive area, and he didn't like the peroxide
    AT ALL :-( ), PLUS, they've upped his chemo to 3 times a week.
    
    but....as of this week (this is good stuff), he is leaving
    Troubles alone again and his appetite is up, so maybe he's
    starting to turn around......I hope so.
    
    Now, in addition to medicating myself in the morning, I
    have to medicate Moki and Rocky (sinusitus), Cleo and
    Troubles (upper respiratory infection) and Rommel. Someone
    in my group told me I should have been a veterinarian.
    
12.14759CNTROL::JENNISONCrown Him with many crownsFri May 31 1996 13:297
    
    	Ed, you're welcome to park at my house, just 1/2 mile from
    	SHR3.  It's probably closer parking than you can get at the 
    	plant.  Do watch out for all those construction vehicles 
    	digging up South Street, though.
    
    
12.14760SUBSYS::NEUMYERYour memory still hangin roundFri May 31 1996 13:334
    
    Thanks for the offer. Sometimes it does seem like more than 1/2 mile.
    
    ed
12.14761NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Fri May 31 1996 14:305
Complaint about a DEC product in a mailing list I subscribe to:

>ummmm... our fine email product, all in 1 on the vax/vms, doesn't give any
>return address from list postings except just [name of mailing list], so i
>don't know where to return the survey to.
12.14762BUSY::SLABOUNTYGTI 16V - dust thy neighbor!!Fri May 31 1996 14:435
    
	>our fine email product, all in 1
    
    	Where's that oxymoron topic?
    
12.14763Just a little personal interest hereBULEAN::BANKSFri May 31 1996 14:511
Beats the heck out of our other fine email product!
12.14764ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsFri May 31 1996 15:033
    
    <----- sometime next fiscal year, we are going to forced to change
    over to Microsoft Exchange. I *like* All-In-One.
12.14765BULEAN::BANKSFri May 31 1996 15:041
<---  I'd say you'd better get yourself bronzed  You may be the only one!
12.14766ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsFri May 31 1996 15:095
    
    dawn, is today really your last day????? I love your contributions
    to the box.
    
    a fan
12.14767BULEAN::BANKSFri May 31 1996 15:1420
I don't know.

If you'd asked me this morning, the answer would be "Yes."

Fortunately, or unfortunately, my status here has been upgraded to a
definite "maybe."

They've suggested that they won't know for sure what the status of my
contract will be until late tonight.  They suggest that I drive in to work
on Monday on spec, and we'll see whether I can get in the door.

Nice idea.  My drive in to work takes about 90 minutes.  The drive home
takes a little longer, 'cause I keep falling asleep.

> I love your contributions
>    to the box.
 
Thanks much.

Now, shut up.  8-)                                           
12.14768Bear AttackTHEMAX::E_WALKERSat Jun 01 1996 00:577
         Okay, no one is going to believe this, but last night I actually
    had an encounter with a bear. It wasn't much of a bear, only about 5'6"
    on its back legs, but it kept me in my truck, in my own driveway, for
    about 10 minutes. It keeps bothering me - it tears up bird feeders and
    trash cans. Maybe sometime this weekend - if it keeps beating on my
    living room window, I'll risk the wrath of the wildlife officials and
    empty a clip into the damned thing. 
12.14769MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Sat Jun 01 1996 01:039
Cool!

You could check out some of the links on my homepage at

	http://www.mv.com/ipusers/delbalso/

to see what kinds of wildlife I've got up here in the New Hampshire woods,
but you won't find any bears, darn it.

12.14770THEMAX::EPPERSONthemindcloudhasliftedSat Jun 01 1996 01:095
    Often it seems that people would like to have encounters with bears,
    but the people in Colorado don`t think so. I tripped on it myself
    (being from Indiana). People here in the mountains seem to view bears
    as pests. I`d still like to have that encounter myself Ed. I`d just sit
    back and enjoy.
12.14771MFGFIN::E_WALKERSat Jun 01 1996 01:168
         Sit back and enjoy?!? I had to climb out the cab into the back of
    my truck and wait for the thing to leave so I could make a dash for the
    front door. I won't really shoot it - I'm not Davy Crockett and in any
    case I wouldn't know what to do with it after it was dead. Since
    nothing seems to scare it away, I'll next try lobbing fireworks or
    shooting up in the air to keep it away from my house. Bears here are
    not really very cool; they're destructive pests and they smell like
    garbage pit from eating out of trash cans. 
12.14772MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Sat Jun 01 1996 01:198
Well when you have fishers as pests (housecat killers), beavers as pests
(re-engineering your woodland walkways by altering waterflow, as well as 
destroying your hardwood population), porcupines, opossums and racoons as 
pests (ripping your compost heap to shreds), etc., bears don't seem to be 
that bad a bargain on top of it all. At least they aren't chicken, right?

:^)

12.14773THEMAX::E_WALKERSat Jun 01 1996 02:025
         We also have mountain lions, although I have never personally seen
    one around my house. A couple of summers ago one killed my neighbor's
    dog - a full grown German Shepard. I always have a dog with me when I
    go hiking in the area - mountain lions will go after something on four
    legs first. They ocassionally pick off a jogger or hiker. 
12.14774CSC32::M_EVANSI'd rather be gardeningSat Jun 01 1996 21:5218
    If you live in a bear area, what the hell are you doing leaving your
    bird feeders out at night and your garbage outside?  See the Colorado
    Division of Wildlife and pick up the pamphlet on living in wildlife
    country. 
    
    We freeze our "stinky" garbage (meat scraps, bones, etc.) and put it
    out the morning it is to be picked up.  I don't live in a high bear
    area, the closest encounter was a treed youngster on W Platte a few
    years back, but this practice has cut the raccoon and skunk population
    down to liveable, and we don't have to spend hours every week picking
    up our garbage that dogs and cats have knocked over either.  
    
    If you are going to encroach on wildlife habitat, learn to live with
    it, and how not to encourage habituation of bears, cougars, skunks,
    raccoons, and other critters.  Otherwise, move into one of the more
    "civilized" areas of the city and don't bitch about close neighbors.
    
    meg
12.14775I'll take a bear visit any day!BSS::PROCTOR_RLittle Chamber FroggieSun Jun 02 1996 03:0220
    re: 12.14774 by CSC32::M_EVANS
    
    well said.
    
    these idiots in Monument {moved in from out of state of course}
    
    whine about garbage cans upended, bird feeders emptied, etc.
    
    less here, who lived here first? the wildlife (rapidly shrinking
    population), or sissy and kenny from LA? 
    
    who makes the biggest mess? the wildlife? or s&kfromla?
    
    who leaves their garbage strewn around the their nest? the wildlife? or
    s&kfromla?
    
    who plays loud music in their houses at all hours? the wildlife? or
    s&kfromla?
    
    etc etc etc.
12.14776BIGQ::SILVASun Jun 02 1996 23:0712

	My roomate has a pigmy hedgehog. My roomate came home for all of 2
minutes, and left. I heard this noise and realized my roomate has the thing
running around the house. With those quils on it's back, if I step on this
thing, my roomate is going to eat this thing. And when he comes back, he is
going to put it into it's cage, and never let it run around the house again
(it's behind the fridge right now). Because if I see it running around again,
it's getting a new home.


Glen
12.14777GIDDAY::BURTS.I.S.Mon Jun 03 1996 02:1112
TTHT
The inability of people to spell product names correctly.  
It's ALL-IN-1   - with all uppercase, hyphens etc.
And if you want mail with an "acceptable failure rate" Exchange is the way to 
go.
ALL-IN-1 does *not* have an acceptable failure rate - failures are NOT 
acceptable.

GRRRRRRRRR.


\C
12.14778ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsMon Jun 03 1996 12:134
    
    jesus, chele, chill out!!! I don't have a choice on Exchange over
    ALL-IN-1. The mail emperor's have decreed that Microsoft Exchange
    is going to be our mail product of choice. are you happy now?
12.14779USAT05::HALLRGod loves even you!Mon Jun 03 1996 12:207
    Well, I came back from the doctor who rechecked my foot which I mangled
    on Saturday.  The good nuse is that I will live.  The bad nuse is that
    I have to stay on crutches 'til at least Friday.  I'm supposed to be
    leaving for Duck, NC on Saturday morn!  He now thinks that the fourth
    toe is broken also and has splinted and taped it to the one which rec'd
    the stitches.  My instep is one big black bruise and a bruise has
    developed on my forehead from my fall.
12.14780CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowMon Jun 03 1996 12:444


 eeesh!
12.14781Romany Cookbook - Baked Vuzzpeg.SMURF::WALTERSMon Jun 03 1996 12:4510
    .14776
    
    Glen,
    
    To cook hedgehog, cover the spines with a thick layer of clay and
    bake it in the ashes of your campfire four about an hour.  Break
    open the hard clay, which removes the spines and skin.   Tastes
    like chicken.
    
    Colin
12.14782PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BMon Jun 03 1996 12:516
>                     <<< Note 12.14781 by SMURF::WALTERS >>>

>    bake it in the ashes of your campfire four about an hour.

	two a crisp?

12.14783SMURF::WALTERSMon Jun 03 1996 13:271
    Yeah, campfire four - the other three are to keep the Bears at bay.
12.14784CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowMon Jun 03 1996 13:4013



  TTHS...attempting to withdraw funds from my DCU account via an ATM only to
  get a "Your transaction has been cancelled" message.  I then find, that 
  though I didn't get the $, it was deducted from my account.  I've begun
  thr process of getting this resolved, but I suspect it will not be as
  easy as I might like.



 Jim
12.14785BIGQ::SILVAMon Jun 03 1996 13:513

	Colin, if it tastes like chicken, I'll do it!
12.14786DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Mon Jun 03 1996 14:535
    
    
    	.... being woken up around 3:00am by a critter making a VERY
    	LOUD screeching noise.  Other than that, twas a very nice
    	camping trip this weekend.  (see TTLT)
12.14787RUSURE::EDPAlways mount a scratch monkey.Mon Jun 03 1996 14:57234
#bin
#revision .08
#CLD Information gathering program
#revised 12-12-95 out of development into Beta Testing
#revised 5-21-96 feedback from Joe Watzko, MCS Austria
#'sort -u netstat.out >>checkit.sys' changed to 'sort -u volprint.out >>checkit.#sys'
#please send additions or corrections to cansler@guru.zk3.dec.com
#
# checkit must be run from the root account
#
echo This file must be run from the ROOT account
sleep 2
echo Please wait while I am loading. 
sleep 2
echo                                 .... 
sleep 2                              
echo                                       .....
sleep 2 
echo Thanks for waiting 
sleep 2
echo  
sleep 2 
uname -a > checkit.sys
sleep 2
ls /usr/adm/syslog.dated/* >CHECKIT.OUT
echo ...............CHECKIT.OUT ...............file created
cp CHECKIT.OUT CHECKIT.OUT1
sleep 2 
echo "==========checkit.sys===================================="  >>checkit.sys
sort -u CHECKIT.OUT >>checkit.sys 
sleep 2
strings /vmunix |grep "UNIX V" >vm.out 
echo .............VMUNIX Info...............  File Appended 
echo "++++++++++++VMUNIX INFO +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++" >>checkit.sys 
sort -u vm.out >> checkit.sys
sleep 2
strings /vmunix |grep "OSF/1 V" >vm2.out
strings /vmunix |grep "OSF V" >vm3.out
echo .............VMUNIX-OSF1 Info...............  File Appended
echo "++++++++++++VMUNIX-OSF1 Info+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++" >>checkit.sys
sort -u vm2.out >> checkit.sys
sort -u vm3.out >> checkit.sys 
sleep 2
grep rz /usr/adm/binary.errlog >RZ.OUT
echo ...............RZ.OUT..... ...............File Appended
sleep 2
echo "==========Rz firmware info============================="  >>checkit.sys 
sort -u RZ.OUT >>checkit.sys 
sleep 2 
grep Firmware /usr/adm/binary.errlog >FIRM.OUT
echo ...............FIRM.OUT...................file Appended
sleep 2
echo "==========================firmware info=============="  >>checkit.sys 
sort -u FIRM.OUT >>checkit.sys 
sleep 2 
grep memory /usr/adm/binary.errlog >MEMORY.OUT
echo ...............MEMORY.OUT.................file Appended
sleep 2
echo "==============memory info================================"  >>checkit.sys 
sort -u MEMORY.OUT >>checkit.sys 
sleep 2 
grep 40  /usr/adm/binary.errlog >KEY.OUT
echo ................KEY.OUT...................File Appended
sleep 2 
echo "==============keyboardiinfo==================="  >>checkit.sys
sort -u  KEY.OUT >>checkit.sys 
sleep 2
ls -Rl /etc/fdmns >fd.out    
echo ................fdmns.OUT...................File Appended
sleep 2
echo "===============domain info==============="  >>checkit.sys
sort -u fd.out >>checkit.sys
sleep 2 
cp /usr/var/adm/smlogs/it.log itlog.out
echo ................itlog.OUT...................File Appended
sleep 2
echo "===============install log info=============="  >>checkit.sys
sort -u itlog.out >>checkit.sys
sleep 2
cp /etc/fstab fstab.out
echo ................fstab.OUT...................File Appended
sleep 2
echo "================fstab info=============================="  >>checkit.sys
sort -u fstab.out >>checkit.sys
sleep 2
presto -pl >presto.out
echo ................presto.info.................File Appended
sleep 2
echo "================presto info=============================="  >>checkit.sys
sort -u presto.out >>checkit.sys
sleep 2
ls -l /var/ase/sbin/ >layered.out
echo ...............misc.info ...............file created
sleep 2
echo "==========misc. info===================================="  >>checkit.sys
sort -u layered.out >>checkit.sys
sleep 2
ls -l /var/dust/ >dust.out
echo ...............dust.info ...............file created
sleep 2
echo "============dust.info=========================" >>checkit.sys
sort -u dust.out >>checkit.sys
sleep 2
/usr/sbin/netstat -i >netstat.out
echo ............netstat info.......................        
sleep 2
echo "============netstat info======================" >>checkit.sys
sleep 2
sort -u netstat.out >>checkit.sys 
sleep 2
cat /etc/resolv.conf >resolv.out
echo ............resolv.conf info.......................        
sleep 2
echo "============resolv info======================" >>checkit.sys
sleep 2
sort -u resolv.out >>checkit.sys 
sleep 2
cat /etc/svc.conf >svc.out
echo ............svc.conf info.......................        
sleep 2
echo "============svc.conf info======================" >>checkit.sys
sleep 2
sort -u svc.out >>checkit.sys 
sleep 2
cat /etc/exports  >exports.out
echo ............exports file info.......................        
sleep 2
echo "============exports file info======================" >>checkit.sys
sleep 2
sort -u exports.out >>checkit.sys 
sleep 2
cat /etc/lvmtab >lvmtab.out
echo ............lvmtab file info.......................        
sleep 2
echo "============lvmtab file info======================" >>checkit.sys
sleep 2
sort -u lvmtab.out >>checkit.sys 
sleep 2
cat /var/adm/messages >msg.out
echo ............message file info.......................        
sleep 2
echo "============message file info======================" >>checkit.sys
sleep 2
sort -u msg.out >>checkit.sys 
sleep 2
cat /etc/sysconfigtab  >sysconfigtab.out
echo ............sysconfigtab file info.......................        
sleep 2
echo "============ sysconfigtab file info======================" >>checkit.sys
sleep 2
sort -u sysconfigtab.out >>checkit.sys 
sleep 2
cat /etc/rc.config >rc_config.out
echo ............rc.config file info.......................        
sleep 2
echo "============rc.config file info======================" >>checkit.sys
sleep 2
sort -u rc_config.out >>checkit.sys 
sleep 2
cat /etc/sia/matrix.conf >matrix.out
echo ............matrix.conf file info.......................        
sleep 2
echo "============matrix.conf file info======================" >>checkit.sys
sleep 2
sort -u matrix.out >>checkit.sys 
sleep 2
voldctl list >voldctl.out
echo ............voldctl info.......................        
sleep 2
echo "============voldctl  info======================" >>checkit.sys
sleep 2
sort -u voldctl.out >>checkit.sys 
sleep 2
voldg list >voldg.out
echo ............voldg info.......................        
sleep 2
echo "============voldg info======================" >>checkit.sys
sleep 2
sort -u voldg.out >>checkit.sys 
sleep 2
volprint -Aht >volpr.out
echo ............volprint -Aht file info.......................        
sleep 2
echo "============volprint -Aht file info======================" >>checkit.sys
sleep 2
sort -u volpr.out >>checkit.sys 
sleep 2
volprint -Am  >volprint.out
echo ............volprint -Am file info.......................        
sleep 2
echo "============volprint -Am file =====================" >>checkit.sys
sleep 2
sort -u volprint.out >>checkit.sys 
sleep 2
voldisk list >voldisk.out
echo ............voldisk list info.......................        
sleep 2
echo "============voldisk list info======================" >>checkit.sys
sleep 2
sort -u voldisk.out >>checkit.sys 
sleep 2
df >df.out
echo ...........df info.......................        
sleep 2
echo "============df info======================" >>checkit.sys
sleep 2
sort -u df.out >>checkit.sys 
sleep 2
echo ............................... 
echo NOW TARing checkit.sys file for shipment to USEG
echo
tar cf checkit.sys.tar checkit.sys 
sleep 5 
echo .. 
echo .. tar creation file completed 
echo ..
compress checkit.sys.tar
echo ...
echo compressions completed
echo ..
echo ..
echo Removing OUT files from your system 
echo ...
echo ....
echo ........
echo .............
rm *.out
rm *.OUT
echo ............FINISHED .....................
echo .. 
echo a checkit.sys.tar file has been created. Please forward this file
echo to USEG Problem management..along with tared vmunix,vmcore and binary_
echo errlog and account information from the questions on the CLD request for 
echo info sheet.
12.14788ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsMon Jun 03 1996 15:042
    
    <----- ok, I'll bite, what does it mean?
12.14789WAHOO::LEVESQUEPerson 4Mon Jun 03 1996 15:091
    it means the installation did not go as planned.
12.14790TKTVFS::NEMOTONo facts, Only interpretationsMon Jun 03 1996 15:402
...escalate this problem via CLD.
12.14791RUSURE::EDPAlways mount a scratch monkey.Mon Jun 03 1996 17:1012
    Re .14788, .147989:
    
    It is a Unix shell script.  I invite someone knowledgeable other than
    me to comment on it and how it reflects on Digital to send such a
    script to customer sites.
    
    
    				-- edp
    
    
Public key fingerprint:  8e ad 63 61 ba 0c 26 86  32 0a 7d 28 db e7 6f 75
To find PGP, read note 2688.4 in Humane::IBMPC_Shareware.
12.14792PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BMon Jun 03 1996 18:383
	i miss supercow.  8-<

12.14793LANDO::OLIVER_Bsnapdragons. discuss.Mon Jun 03 1996 19:081
    refinancing. 
12.14794ACISS2::LEECHMon Jun 03 1996 19:3918
    Faster than a speeding chicken!
    More powerful than horseless carriage!
    Can leap tall flowers in a single bound.
    
    
    "Look!  Across the field, it's an extremely fat flightless bird 
    with udders!"  "It's plain!"
    "No! It's SuperCow!" 
    
  
		 * 	  \__/
                  \       (o0)
    \              \-------\/ 
     ===========    |     || \ 
    /               //W---\\ Hi Di!  I'm baaaack.
                   ~~      ~~  
     <whoosh!>
    
12.14795PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BMon Jun 03 1996 19:464
  .14794  a beguiling impostor emerges.
	  i am not fooled.

12.14796SMURF::WALTERSMon Jun 03 1996 19:5112
                      ^ ^ ^
                      |_|_|     BSE anyone?
			| (__) /  
                        | (oo)   
                        |--\/--+
                       /|\666 / \
                       \| \  /  /
                        ~ (  ) ~ 
                        | /WW\-->
                        |//  \\
                        ||    |
                         ~    ~
12.14797LANDO::OLIVER_Bsnapdragons. discuss.Mon Jun 03 1996 19:521
    satanic cow!!
12.14798PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BMon Jun 03 1996 19:532
   aagagagagag. ;>
12.14799PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BMon Jun 03 1996 19:598
	That coffee vending machine is really pushing its luck.  Takes
	my money and gives me what?  Coffee?  Certainly not.  Hot water
	with a little foam on top?  Nothing doing.  Nada, zip, zilch,
	the null set.  Not even a cup.  I could have kicked it, but I'm
	not the type.


12.14800SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Mon Jun 03 1996 20:025
    
    
    	I'll come over and kick it for you Di.
    
    
12.14801CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowMon Jun 03 1996 20:168

 Gee, di..I shoulda just let you have the cup you bought me earlier!



 
Jim
12.14802Saving someone time - "BAN ASSAULT VENDING MACHINES!"PERFOM::LICEA_KANEwhen it's comin' from the leftMon Jun 03 1996 20:1715
|   I could have kicked it, but I'm not the type.
    
    Which is a good thing.
    
    The Journal of the American Medical Association documented several
    deaths and many injuries from vending machines.
    
    Since then the Consumer Products Safety Commission documented at least
    37 deaths and 113 injuries from vending machines.
    
    And about the time Intel announced the Pentium PRO, a vending
    machine association announced that new warning labels would be
    voluntarily placed on vending machines.
    
    								-mr. bill
12.14803how gallantPENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BMon Jun 03 1996 20:182
  .14800  <fainting>
12.14804ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsMon Jun 03 1996 20:192
    
    <----- mr. bill cracked a funny
12.14805EDITEX::MOOREGetOuttaMyChairMon Jun 03 1996 20:415
    
    > The Journal of the American Medical Association documented several
    > deaths and many injuries from vending machines.
    
    Judging by SCA's vending machines, it was probably from the contents.
12.14806MFGFIN::E_WALKERMon Jun 03 1996 21:006
        I am not a stranger to bears, having lived in the area all of my
    life. There are more bears out this year than I have seen for a while;
    the unusually dry weather has made it difficult for them to foriage.
    One thing has been bothering me all weekend: what is a kingfisher?
    Someone mentioned one on Friday, and I thought it must be sort of like
    a pellican. 
12.14807BUSY::SLABOUNTYA Parting Shot in the DarkMon Jun 03 1996 21:016
    
    	A kingfisher is a bird.
    
    	It's much smaller than a bear, so even you should be able to
    	tell the difference between the 2.
    
12.14808THEMAX::E_WALKERMon Jun 03 1996 21:381
         A cat-killing bird?!? 
12.14809SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Mon Jun 03 1996 22:537
    
    
    	they must've meant a fishercat then. Bears back down from
    fishercats.
    
    
    
12.14810MFGFIN::E_WALKERMon Jun 03 1996 23:222
         Is that kind of like a jackelope?
    
12.14811SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Mon Jun 03 1996 23:389
    
    	Naw, a fishercat is a real animal. Had one take numerous chickens
    from my friends farm. Local game warden said he couldn't shoot it since
    fishercats are endangered animals. 
    
    	I wonder if the game warden heard the shot? ;*)
    
    
    jim
12.14812GIDDAY::BURTS.I.S.Tue Jun 04 1996 00:005
Kingfishers are species of bird.  The Australian kookaburra is a type of 
kingfisher.


\C
12.14813MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Tue Jun 04 1996 00:0210
>    fishercats are endangered animals. 

News to me. They're fair game year round in Mont Vernon.

And, I'd be hard pressed to understand a bear backing down from one.

The fisher isn't much larger than a beaver (if that). I can't see how 
a common black bear with an armslength of a few feet would be too concerned 
about swatting them up a tree trunk/against a rock/etc..

12.14814THEMAX::E_WALKERTue Jun 04 1996 01:095
         Well, you learn something new every day. I watch the Discovery
    channel a lot, but I never even heard of those fisher things. Here we
    have bears, raccoons, skunks, coyotes, and porcupines to annoy us. The
    skunks are the worst of them all, especially if you own dogs. 
    
12.14815SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerTue Jun 04 1996 03:0111
    Fisher cats are mean, ugly little critters with a temper
    to match.  Friend of ours in upstate NY came out to check
    on the dear he'd gutted the day before and hung in his
    garage to find a fisher sitting inside having breakfast.
    Fisher cat evidently gave him quite a toothy little argument
    before deciding to move on when our friend went to get his gun.
    Bold as brass.
    
    Mary-Michael
    
    
12.14816THEMAX::E_WALKERTue Jun 04 1996 05:184
         Is it really a species of cat? Some clown here is trying to tell
    me a fisher is like a big weasel. Maybe I need to go to the wildlife
    topic or conference, if there is one. This is going to keep bothering
    me until I find out exactly what the things are. 
12.14817they are NOT endangered or even threatenedWAHOO::LEVESQUEthe hell with jander, WAHOO lives!Tue Jun 04 1996 10:5614
    Kingfisher is a small bird, perhaps 12" tall, with a good sized black
    bill that eats fish.
    
    A fisher (aka fishercat) is a large member of the weasel family,
    and a ferocious predator. They are a bit larger than a marten, with
    darker fur. Fisher is actually a bit of a misnomer, since they rarely
    eat fish (unlike minks). They prefer upland game and carrion. The
    farmer whose land I hunt says that venison is far and away the best
    bait for fishers. They also have a sweet tooth for red squirrels,
    apparently. Corky, whom some of you remember, also experienced a fisher
    having jumped up inside the cavity of a deer he'd shot that was hanging
    in his garage and eating it like there was no tomorrow.
    
    Domestic animals, particularly of the feline variety, are fisher candy.
12.1481843GMC::KEITHDr. DeuceTue Jun 04 1996 11:061
    Don't fishers have an awful scream like a child?
12.14819SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Tue Jun 04 1996 11:3511
    
    	re: fishers not being endangered
    
    	Hmmmm...that's not what the game warden told my friends father
    years ago (early 80's?). I remember him being absolutely p*ssed that he
    couldn't shoot the thing legally (not that it stopped him). 
    
    	thanks for the description of the fisher Doctah.
    
    
    	jim
12.14820it says 'don't miss with me'WAHOO::LEVESQUEthe hell with jander, WAHOO lives!Tue Jun 04 1996 11:438
    Well, there is a season for fisher in NH. Species that are threatened
    or endangered (especially) are not subject to local F&G laws. Federal
    laws supersede in all such cases.
    
    re: a fisher's scream
    
     Yeah, it's an interesting, hair-raising sort of scream. Kinda like a
    fighting cat on steroids.
12.14821As the lawnorder crowd says : "he broke the law - lock 'em up" :*)TOOK::NICOLAZZOA shocking lack of Gov. regulationTue Jun 04 1996 12:1211
    re: .14819
    
    >I remember him being absolutely p*ssed that he couldn't shoot the 
    >thing legally (not that it stopped him).
    
    	Wow! Does NRA CrimeStrike know about this? Not just a criminal, but
    	a criminal who uses a gun! What do ya think? Life imprisonment or
    	death penalty? :*)
    
    			Robert.
    
12.14822GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheTue Jun 04 1996 12:144
    
    tth:  a quiet night gone bad.
    
    
12.14823SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Tue Jun 04 1996 12:2611
    
    
    	re: .14821
    
    	:*)
    
    	re: raq
    
    	bummer darlin'. 
    
    jim
12.14824KAOFS::D_STREETTue Jun 04 1996 12:4514
    SUBPAC::SADIN
    
    >>I remember him being absolutely p*ssed that he couldn't shoot the thing
    >>legally (not that it stopped him).
    
     Ever read a book called The last of the Kerlew (sp?). It's about an
    endangerd bird that flies the migration path in the hopes of finding
    a mate. It has some trials and tribulations, but finds a mate in the
    southern feeding grounds. As they fly north to mate, a farmer shoots
    the mate out of the sky. Apparently they **were** good eating.
    
     Shooting an endangerd species is nothing to brag about.
    
    								Derek.  
12.14825ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsTue Jun 04 1996 12:485
    
    
    <<< Shooting an endangered species is nothing to brag about.
    
    I agree. Republicans fall under this category as well.
12.14826exGMASEC::KELLYQueen of the JungleTue Jun 04 1996 13:041
    Agita.  The cause:  Cannot be revealed publically.
12.14827SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Tue Jun 04 1996 13:0715
    
    
    	re: .14824
    
    	Derek, are you as obtuse as your notes make you out to be? I was
    not bragging about shooting an endangered species, I was saying that a
    friend shot a fishercat (which turns out NOT to be on the endangered
    species list) because it was destroying his animals on his farm. 
    
    	I also don't base my views of reality on bambiesque books of
    fiction. Perhaps you would do well to do the same. 
    
    	YMOV,
    
    	jim
12.14828SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerTue Jun 04 1996 13:365
    re: .14816
    
    Yes, fishercats are a member of the weasel family, and
    a distant cousin of my much better tempered little friends :-)
    
12.14829Maybe you *should* read more fiction.KAOFS::D_STREETTue Jun 04 1996 13:3910
    In that you made no negative comment on the killing, what am I left to
    think. In case you don't know. It leads me to think you don't have a 
    problem with killing endangered species. The fact that later it was
    determined that it was not an endangeded species does not change the
    events as they happened. Perhaps brag was a bit strong, but this is the
    'Box is it not ? 
    
    								Derek.
    
    (PS. next time you call me stupid I will reply in kind.)
12.14830SMURF::WALTERSTue Jun 04 1996 13:402
    I guess that a fisher would not be suitable for the ancient northern
    British sport of putting a ferret down one's trousers?
12.14831WAHOO::LEVESQUEthe hell with jander, WAHOO lives!Tue Jun 04 1996 13:471
    Not unless one were a pre-op transsexual with a most stoic personality.
12.14832POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Froggie HorrorsTue Jun 04 1996 13:485
    
    >Ever read a book called The last of the Kerlew (sp?). It's about an
    
    I've read that!  (Curlew, btw)  Twasn't bambiesque at all.
    
12.14833SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Tue Jun 04 1996 13:5120
    
    >                    <<< Note 12.14829 by KAOFS::D_STREET >>>
>                   -< Maybe you *should* read more fiction. >-
    
    	To what end? I've read plenty of fiction, I just don't base my
    perception of reality on it (as you apparantly do).
    
>It leads me to think you don't have a problem with killing endangered species.
    
    	I don't have a problem with a farmer protecting his animals from
    being killed, even if the animal doing the killing is endangered. This
    farmer tried to get the game warden to help him find someone to remove
    this animal to another part of the state...all to no avail.
    
>    (PS. next time you call me stupid I will reply in kind.)
    
    	feel free hoser. :)
    
    jim
                                                               
12.14834DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Tue Jun 04 1996 14:197
    
    
    	re: fishercat
    
    	Hmmm.....  'nother candidate for whatever the critter was that woke
    	me out of a dead sleep this weekend while camping.....
    
12.14835POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Froggie HorrorsTue Jun 04 1996 14:314
    
    I don't know if fishercats actually go camping or not, being wild
    animals.
    
12.14836KAOFS::D_STREETTue Jun 04 1996 14:386
    SUBPAC::SADIN
    
     So as I said, you don't have a problem with killing endangered
    species.
    
    							Derek.
12.14837NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Jun 04 1996 14:421
Wasn't Kingfish a character in Amos and Andy?
12.14838CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowTue Jun 04 1996 14:444


 He sure was..married to Saphire
12.14839SOLVIT::KRAWIECKItumble to remove jerksTue Jun 04 1996 14:538
    
    re: .14826
    
    >Agita.  The cause:  Cannot be revealed publically.
    
    
    Need someone to rub your tummy????
    
12.14840POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Froggie HorrorsTue Jun 04 1996 14:543
    
    Tummy-Time!
    
12.14841WAHOO::LEVESQUEthe hell with jander, WAHOO lives!Tue Jun 04 1996 14:561
    Who do you think she is, Catbert?
12.14842NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Jun 04 1996 14:585
TTH:  First I read in here about blueberry bagels, then I read about
orange/cranberry bagels.  {Shudder}  Will the sacrilege never stop?
That stuff belongs in muffins, not in bagels!  If they had cracked
down when the first cinnamon-raisin bagel was produced, we wouldn't
have come to this!
12.14843SOLVIT::KRAWIECKItumble to remove jerksTue Jun 04 1996 14:587
    
    <-------
    
    I agree 100%!!!!
    
    Blueberries should be in muffins and pancakes!!
    
12.14844Yuk!MILPND::CLARK_DTue Jun 04 1996 15:032
    
    Tomato & Basil Bagels offered in MRO Cafeteria today.
12.14845BUSY::SLABOUNTYA Parting Shot in the DarkTue Jun 04 1996 15:076
    
    	Yuck.
    
    	Even if I'd noticed, it wouldn't have swayed me from my usual
    	fritter and eclair.
    
12.14846LANDO::OLIVER_Bsnapdragons. discuss.Tue Jun 04 1996 15:091
    what's a fritter?
12.14847WAHOO::LEVESQUEthe hell with jander, WAHOO lives!Tue Jun 04 1996 15:121
    something you do with time.
12.14848Homogenized bagels....PERFOM::LICEA_KANEwhen it's comin' from the leftTue Jun 04 1996 15:154
    
    An excellent illustration of "slippery-slope".
    
    								-mr. bill
12.14849JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeTue Jun 04 1996 15:184
    A corn fritter or apple fritter is a bread dough which is slightly
    sweetened and deep fried.
    
    Horrible for you, but really tastey.
12.14850POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Froggie HorrorsTue Jun 04 1996 15:213
    
    A Tim Hortons apple fritter is one with no apple in it.
    
12.14851porcupine's only natural enemyEVMS::MORONEYyour innocence is no defenseTue Jun 04 1996 15:222
Fishers will also eat porcupines.  I read that it is the only animal that
will try to do so.
12.14852BUSY::SLABOUNTYA Parting Shot in the DarkTue Jun 04 1996 15:235
    
    	Yes, it was an apple fritter.
    
    	Basically a glazed coffee roll which is filled with apple.
    
12.14853NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Jun 04 1996 15:241
Is Shawn the fritter's only natural enemy?
12.14854SMURF::WALTERSTue Jun 04 1996 15:372
    Is fritter your critter.
    Or is it for pork you pine?
12.14855SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Tue Jun 04 1996 16:0715
    
    
    	re: .14836
    	
    	>     So as I said, you don't have a problem with killing endangered
>    species.
    
    	Try reading for comprehension. I said that I have no problem with a
    farmer protecting his animals from a predator even if it is on the
    endangered species list. Random killing of endangered animals I do
    have a problem with, but that was never the issue. 
    
    	Clear enough for you?
    
    	jim
12.14856BUSY::SLABOUNTYA Parting Shot in the DarkTue Jun 04 1996 16:107
    
    	Let's suppose a bald-headed eagle keeps swooping down on
    	1600 Pennsylvania Avenue and attacking the guy that lives
    	there, and Jim is very close by with a rifle.  Don't you
    	think that Jim would gladly blow the thing out of the sky
    	to avoid possible injury/death to the guy?
    
12.14857SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Tue Jun 04 1996 16:1311
    
    
    	>    	Let's suppose a bald-headed eagle keeps swooping down on
>    	1600 Pennsylvania Avenue and attacking the guy that lives
>    	there, and Jim is very close by with a rifle.  Don't you
>    	think that Jim would gladly blow the thing out of the sky
>    	to avoid possible injury/death to the guy?
    
    	yeah, right. I'd let the eagle eat him. :*)
    
    
12.14858CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsTue Jun 04 1996 17:211
    tthtwe: Down for the (pollen) count on Sunday.  
12.14859ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsTue Jun 04 1996 17:252
    
    <--- you spent the weekend with Tracy?
12.14860EVMS::MORONEYyour innocence is no defenseTue Jun 04 1996 17:333
re .14858:

At least my bees appreciated all the pollen.
12.14861CNTROL::JENNISONCrown Him with many crownsTue Jun 04 1996 18:233
    
    	They can have it!
    
12.14862POWDML::HANGGELIHave wooden spoon, will travelTue Jun 04 1996 20:456
    
    Well, this has just been a really fun and special day.  I'm SO glad I
    got up this morning.
    
    Not.
    
12.14863CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowTue Jun 04 1996 20:463

 as are we, Deb!  Thanks for being here with us!
12.14864The Great Bear ScamMFGFIN::E_WALKERWed Jun 05 1996 05:237
         Learned this weekend that one of the bears pestering my house has
    been tranquilized and taken 50 miles away a reported 4 times. Each
    time, it finds its way back. I think the wildlife officials have some
    sort of rotating bear scam going on. Whenever we complain, they take
    the bear somewhere else for a while, until the people there start in, at
    which point it comes back to us. This particular bear, recognizable
    from the tags in its ears, is particularly destructive and aggressive.  
12.14865EDITEX::MOOREGetOuttaMyChairWed Jun 05 1996 05:495
    
    My favorite uncle passed away...sigh...dad, best friend, favorite dog,
    favorite uncle...that progression (or digression)...all in 24 months.
    
    Not my favorite 2 years.
12.14866WAHOO::LEVESQUEsunlight and thunderWed Jun 05 1996 10:503
    TTHT:
    
     Yesterday's bogus digression in TTLT.
12.14867USAT02::HALLRGod loves even you!Wed Jun 05 1996 11:173
    the worse thing about using crutches is the blisters u develop on the
    hands, under the shoulders, etc.  can't wait till i can throw these
    down
12.14868GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheWed Jun 05 1996 12:255
    
    tthln:  waking up in the wee hours of the morning and freaking out
    because i couldn't remember where i was.
    
    
12.14869KAOFS::D_STREETWed Jun 05 1996 12:2620
    SUBPAC::SADIN
    
     Two points, then I'll leave you alone. 
    
     1. So what you are saying is that if you can rationalize the killing
        of the animal then it is OK. You'll excuse me if I and future
        generations find that to be a pretty lame excuse for the extinction
        of a species. The "Jim says it's OK" school of extinction won't
        hold much water after you are dead, but the species will still be
    	extinct.
    
     2. You also say that your world view is not altered by reading
    	fiction. If you read Animal Farm or Sidhartha (SP?)(or any of a
    	number of thought provoking fiction) and tell me you are not
    	altered in your world view, then it would be you who was at a loss
    	not me. (in my opinion) Fiction is a medium that can be used for
    	more than just telling a story that never happened.
    
    
    							Derek.
12.14870SMURF::WALTERSWed Jun 05 1996 12:371
    Animal Farm was fiction?  Bummer.
12.14871SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Wed Jun 05 1996 12:3918
    
    
    	Derek,
    
    	It's painfully obvious that your view of the world and what is
    right differs greatly from mine. I still stand by my statements.
    
    	re: fiction
    
    	yes, fiction can be thought provoking but one must also remember
    that it is just fiction and not real. I find history to be much more
    thought provoking and based firmly in reality. 
    
    	perhaps we should end here.
    
    jim
    
    
12.14872ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsWed Jun 05 1996 12:452
    
    absolutely nothing. life is indeed good.
12.14873BIGQ::SILVAWed Jun 05 1996 13:009
| <<< Note 12.14868 by GAVEL::JANDROW "i think, therefore i have a headache" >>>


| tthln:  waking up in the wee hours of the morning and freaking out
| because i couldn't remember where i was.

	I've done that before, but only if I drank a lot of alcohol the night
before. :-)

12.14874KAOFS::D_STREETWed Jun 05 1996 13:216
    SUBPAC::SADIN
    
     Agreed, we disagree. But I still think you underestimate the power of
    fiction.
    
    							Derek.
12.14875POWDML::HANGGELIHave wooden spoon, will travelWed Jun 05 1996 13:2114
    
    I went to the store last night to buy one particular item that I really
    needed; bought eight other things and went to the express line.  Then my 
    bank card wouldn't work, AGAIN.  So I had to write a check, and since 
    I don't have a courtesy card I had to have the check approved at the
    customer service desk and by the time I finally got done a whole bunch
    of people had lined up behind me at the express line and were grumbling
    and I was so embarassed.
    
    And when I got home I discovered I had forgotten to buy the one particular 
    item I went to the store for in the first place.
    
    I should have just stayed in Ottawa.
    
12.14876SCASS1::BARBER_ABut what do I know?Wed Jun 05 1996 13:371
    Barry, sorry to hear it...
12.14877ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsWed Jun 05 1996 14:012
    
    Barry, sorry to hear about your bad news.
12.14878ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsWed Jun 05 1996 14:022
    
    deb, prolly your magnetic strip is stripped. hth
12.14879POWDML::HANGGELIHave wooden spoon, will travelWed Jun 05 1996 14:045
    
    What else is new, right?
    
    There is not one effing thing in the world to like today!
    
12.14880ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsWed Jun 05 1996 14:062
    
    <--- I could deliver a sing phone a gram?
12.14881PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Jun 05 1996 14:113
   .14879  Geez, Debster, you're getting even more rain-cloudesque than
	   the Doctah! ;>
12.14882WAHOO::LEVESQUEsunlight and thunderWed Jun 05 1996 14:121
    Getting? I've been surpassed by many lengths, as it were.
12.14883POWDML::HANGGELIHave wooden spoon, will travelWed Jun 05 1996 14:133
    
    Life sucks, and then you die.  There is nothing else.
    
12.14884NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Jun 05 1996 14:142
Deb, go to the DCU and ask for one of those little envelope thingies to put
your card in.
12.14885PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Jun 05 1996 14:156
>    Life sucks, and then you die.  There is nothing else.

    nonsense!  there is music, there is Bordeaux, and there is
    being madly in love.  i think that's about it.
    

12.14886POWDML::HANGGELIHave wooden spoon, will travelWed Jun 05 1996 14:175
    
    They gave me one last time the card broke.  I use it religiously.
    
    I think I'll just become a hermit in a cave somewhere.
            
12.14887Life's little blessings...GAAS::BRAUCHERWelcome to ParadiseWed Jun 05 1996 14:185
    
      And there's the 'Box.  And the mods...
    
    
      bb
12.14888ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsWed Jun 05 1996 14:193
    
    you forgot the most important one of all. there is vending machine
    food.
12.14889SMURF::BINDERUva uvam vivendo variatWed Jun 05 1996 14:239
    .14886
    
    > They gave me one last time the card broke.  I use it religiously.
    
    Did they also warn you about purses with magnetic catches?  Or about
    letting stupid salesdroids hold your card too near those little demag
    pads that turn off the theft-detector strips in some merchandise?
    
    A Tyvek envelope is not proof against magnets.
12.14890WAHOO::LEVESQUEsunlight and thunderWed Jun 05 1996 14:246
    >nonsense!  there is music, there is Bordeaux, and there is
    >being madly in love.  i think that's about it.
    
     Ha! What about bourgogne? Wild, animalistic sex? Gourmet food? Nature?
    The supreme satisfaction of seeing something you designed working just
    the way you planned...
12.14891SMURF::BINDERUva uvam vivendo variatWed Jun 05 1996 14:284
    .14890
    
    All overrated.  I'll take being in love.  But I'd like it to be truly,
    madly, deeply instead of just madly.
12.14892GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheWed Jun 05 1996 14:296
    >>I've done that before, but only if I drank a lot of alcohol the night
    >>before. :-)
    
    i assure you that no alcohol has been consumed since sunday afternoon. 
    it was just a "scary" noise that woke me up...
    
12.14893PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Jun 05 1996 14:316
> <<< Note 12.14892 by GAVEL::JANDROW "i think, therefore i have a headache" >>>
    
>    i assure you that no alcohol has been consumed since sunday afternoon. 

	I happen to know that that is not true.

12.14894GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheWed Jun 05 1996 14:439
    
    correction:
    
    i assure you that no alcohol has been consumed by me since sunday afternoon.
    
    
    {howz dat???}
    
    
12.14895BIGQ::SILVAWed Jun 05 1996 14:4510
| <<< Note 12.14892 by GAVEL::JANDROW "i think, therefore i have a headache" >>>

| i assure you that no alcohol has been consumed since sunday afternoon.

	The Lady Di disagrees with you... :-)

| it was just a "scary" noise that woke me up...

	Hmmm... and he was right there to comfort you.... hmmm... I wonder who
made the scary noise?
12.14896GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheWed Jun 05 1996 14:564
    
    the noise wasn't humanly made...
    
    
12.14897POWDML::HANGGELIHave wooden spoon, will travelWed Jun 05 1996 14:566
    
    Yeah, that's what they all say.
    
    8^)
    
    
12.14898GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheWed Jun 05 1996 14:588
    
    no, honestly it wasn't!!!
    
    it was the big 'ol mean furnacing kicking on, and it was right outside
    the bedroom door, and i am not used to hearing such noises, so i found
    it to be scairwy.... ;<
    
    
12.14899DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Wed Jun 05 1996 15:1810
    
    
    	TTHT    pantyhose.  Actually I hate them quite often.  Brand
    		new ones put on this morning and I've got a run in
    		them going up the back of my foot.  Why can't someone
    		figure out a way to make ones that don't run, that don't
    		cost a fortune and make it look like they're 1" thick?
    		(there are no-run pantyhose out there but they're 
    		  hideous)
    
12.14900POWDML::HANGGELIHave wooden spoon, will travelWed Jun 05 1996 15:194
    
    Then the manufacturers wouldn't be able to screw $5 out of you on a
    daily basis.
    
12.14901GMASEC::KELLYQueen of the JungleWed Jun 05 1996 15:213
    and the thing about runs, they always seek the light.  they aren't
    content to just hide under your skirt or within the confines of
    your shoes.  oh no.  not them.  they seek the light.
12.14902DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Wed Jun 05 1996 15:219
    
    
    	Amen sister!
    
    
    
    	{grumble}
    
    	
12.14903WAHOO::LEVESQUEsunlight and thunderWed Jun 05 1996 15:233
    >	TTHT    pantyhose.  
    
    Try stockings. ;-)
12.14904GMASEC::KELLYQueen of the JungleWed Jun 05 1996 15:244
    HA!  they run, too, and are much more expensive than their more
    constricting counterparts.  'course, they are more easily recyclable
    unless you're like me and tend to run both legs on the same
    wearing.....
12.14905crash 8^)POWDML::HANGGELIHave wooden spoon, will travelWed Jun 05 1996 15:245
    
    Stockings run just as much as pantyhose.  The only difference is, you
    can toss out one leg and replace it with another so they last longer
    8^).
    
12.14906DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Wed Jun 05 1996 15:2713
    
    
    	'cept ya can't wear 'em with tight skirts.  The little plastic
    	clip thing always makes a bump in the material of the skirt.
    
    	Which is why I usually buy a few pair of the ones with the 
    	garter belt part attached to the rest of the stockings.....which	
    	then defeats the ability to replace just one stocking when a 
    	run occurs.
    
    	Aren't you men glad you're men and don't have to deal with this
    	stuff?  =)
    
12.14907POLAR::RICHARDSONKinda rotten and insaneWed Jun 05 1996 15:282
    Boy, I'm kind of happy with the legs I have. How can tossing out a leg
    make it last longer?
12.14908SMURF::BINDERUva uvam vivendo variatWed Jun 05 1996 15:296
    .14906
    
    > clip thing always makes a bump in the material of the skirt.
    
    Which gives all the unreconstructed sexyst pygs around you lots to
    fantasize about.
12.14909BIGQ::SILVAWed Jun 05 1996 15:458
| <<< Note 12.14898 by GAVEL::JANDROW "i think, therefore i have a headache" >>>


| it was the big 'ol mean furnacing kicking on, 

	I think that is what Deb was talking about. Cute name for it, though.


12.14910SCASS1::BARBER_ABut what do I know?Wed Jun 05 1996 16:063
    JJ, get the kind with elastic at the top.  They stay up by themselves.
    
    8)
12.14911GMASEC::KELLYQueen of the JungleWed Jun 05 1996 16:183
    
    I have decent legs, but even those make a bump i'm not entirely
    happy with.   at least not with something tight being worn.
12.14912BUSY::SLABOUNTYAudiophiles do it 'til it hertz!Wed Jun 05 1996 16:203
    
    	If it's tight it can't be all that worn, now, can it?
    
12.14913CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowWed Jun 05 1996 16:204


 <thud>
12.14914SMURF::BINDERUva uvam vivendo variatWed Jun 05 1996 16:295
    .14911
    
    > I have decent legs...
    
    Now where's that "Understatement of the year" topic?
12.14915BUSY::SLABOUNTYAudiophiles do it 'til it hertz!Wed Jun 05 1996 16:374
    
    	You've got perfect legs, 'tine ... heck, they appear to reach
    	all the way down to the floor.
    
12.14916GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheWed Jun 05 1996 16:5813
    
    jj, i was just saying the same thing about an hour ago (about hating
    nylons/panthose/stockings, et. al).  i'd be happy to find a pair that
    fits!  they usually come in 3 sizes, the first one is way to small. 
    the second size is too small just enough to make it difficult to wear.
    and the next size is too big.  {ggrrrr}  and the opaque type hardly
    ever run, so they are great...in the winter.  they're too warm to be
    wearing in the summer.  and the 'summer' type usually are so delicate
    they rip/run coming out of the package!
    
    i guess i could always just cut my legs stick with shorts and socks!
    
    
12.14917DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Wed Jun 05 1996 17:358
    
    
    	re:  'pril
    
    	I've tried those and they either don't stay up very well if
    	I do a lot of walking and/or the stuff that is supposed to 
    	be what keeps them up, makes me itch.
    
12.14918SMURF::WALTERSWed Jun 05 1996 17:391
    Tacks?
12.14919DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Wed Jun 05 1996 17:406
    
    
    
    bwahahahahahaaaa!  Thanks, Colin, but no.  I don't think I
    want to try tacks.  =)
    
12.14920SMURF::WALTERSWed Jun 05 1996 17:4511
    Oh Judy, Judy, Judy.  It's an old joke:
    
    	lady:  A pair of tan stockings please.
    
        clerk:  That'll be three dollars plus tax.
    
        lady:  Never mind the tacks, i'll use a bit of elastic.
    
    
    
    
12.14921BUSY::SLABOUNTYBasket CaseWed Jun 05 1996 17:513
    
    	Or substitute "condoms" for a more painful rendition.
    
12.14922SMURF::WALTERSWed Jun 05 1996 17:531
    Oh I dunno.  You'd get a lot of calf support from a pair of condoms.  
12.14923BUSY::SLABOUNTYBasket CaseWed Jun 05 1996 18:2211
12.14924USAT02::HALLRGod loves even you!Wed Jun 05 1996 18:456
    the doctor this morning says "keep off your feet"
    
    like how do u fax something, copy something, mail something, quote
    something iffen u r on crutches?????  
    
    well, it'll be a moot point by friday when i leave for Duck, NC!
12.14925ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsWed Jun 05 1996 18:502
    
    Ron, I'm confused. Last time I checked the Ducks were in Oregon.
12.14926BSS::PROCTOR_RLittle Chamber FroggieWed Jun 05 1996 19:029
    > 12.14883 by POWDML::HANGGELI
    
    > Life sucks, and then you die.  There is nothing else.
    
    words to live by?
    
    gonna have to take you out for a dose of "the world according to Bob".
    
    straighten you right out, make ya happy.
12.14927USAT02::HALLRGod loves even you!Wed Jun 05 1996 19:083
    Duck, NC:
    
    Northern most of the Outer Banks, NC resort island ( barrier reefs)
12.14928DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Wed Jun 05 1996 20:057
    
    
    	re:  Colin
    
    	OOps.  =)   But seeing as we live up here in NH and don't have
    	to pay tax on such things, I wouldn't have thought of that. =)
    
12.14929ROWLET::AINSLEYDCU Board of Directors CandidateWed Jun 05 1996 20:185
    re: .14911
    
    Understatement alert.
    
    Bob
12.14930BSS::PROCTOR_RLittle Chamber FroggieWed Jun 05 1996 20:333
    > Understatement alert.
    
    the bump part? or the decent legs part? *8)
12.14931sheeessshhh!USAT02::HALLRGod loves even you!Thu Jun 06 1996 00:495
    just came in from Prodigy and their AP newsline read:
    
    "Neighbors Petioning the FB1"
    
    Now what is wrong with that statement?
12.14932did I win?SX4GTO::OLSONDBTC Palo AltoThu Jun 06 1996 01:063
    "Petioning" is not a word.  Nor is "FB1".
    
    DougO
12.14933THEMAX::SMITH_SOnly users lose drugsThu Jun 06 1996 05:122
    re -1
    Ya stole my answer:)_
12.14934ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsThu Jun 06 1996 14:163
    
    stock dropping faster than that Valu jet. 48 1/4.  no clue as to why,
    I assume we have been downgraded by some firms.
12.14935ROWLET::AINSLEYDCU Board of Directors CandidateThu Jun 06 1996 14:365
    re: .14934
    
    Great!  I needed some capital losses...NOT!
    
    Bob
12.14936SMURF::WALTERSThu Jun 06 1996 14:451
    Scared you enough to give you a vowel movement eh?
12.14937ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsThu Jun 06 1996 15:022
    
    <----- bwahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
12.14938ROWLET::AINSLEYDCU Board of Directors CandidateThu Jun 06 1996 15:2511
    re: .14936
    
    I just neeeeed to make sureeeee theeeeeey dooooooooooooon't
    aaaaaaaaaaaaaall staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaart
    coooooooooooooooomiiiiiiiiiiiiing oooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuut aaaaaaaaall
    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat oooooooooooooonceeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
    
    Hmmm...for the TTWA topic, if one has poor vowel control, do they need
    a product like Depends?
    
    Bob
12.14939CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsThu Jun 06 1996 15:582
    Goldman Sachs donwgraded earnings for 96 and 97 :-/.  We'll take a
    slide but will rebound some.  I am not optimistic though.
12.14940WAHOO::LEVESQUEsunlight and thunderThu Jun 06 1996 17:182
    Somebody clue them in to issue such downgradings in the days
    immediately PRECEEDING the employee stock purchase date, please!
12.14941PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BThu Jun 06 1996 17:1910
>         <<< Note 12.14940 by WAHOO::LEVESQUE "sunlight and thunder" >>>

>    Somebody clue them in to issue such downgradings in the days
>    immediately PRECEEDING the employee stock purchase date, please!

	PRECEDING

	third time's a charm

12.14942ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsThu Jun 06 1996 18:532
    
    <----  she's quick.
12.14943MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Thu Jun 06 1996 22:4917
TTHT:

	I had been doing some daydreaming about making some vacation
	plans for the summer - considering a drive to Muskegon,Michigan 
	and booking passage on an overnight luxury passenger carferry
	to Milwaukee known as the "SS Milwaukee Clipper", which I traveled
	on numerous times with my parents when I was a kid.

	It turns out that the "Milwaukee Clipper" was mothballed twenty-six 
	years ago. The only carferry left on Lake Michigan seems to be a
	four-hour day trip from Luddington to Manitowac.

	It won't be long and there won't be any fun left in the world.

	Then again, maybe I should keep up more on these things ...

	
12.14944USAT02::HALLRGod loves even you!Fri Jun 07 1996 00:249
    .14932
    
    DougO is correct!
    
    
    .14934
    
    Wall St Journal had an article about corporations pushing junk
    bonds...not in a good light...Digital named as one of the Corporations
12.14945USAT02::HALLRGod loves even you!Fri Jun 07 1996 00:295
    What a day...the wife comes home sick from work yesterday...flu
    symptoms, etc...keeps us up most of the night...finally at 6AM we take
    her to the emergency room...102 temp, white count up to 16...7 hours
    and three bags of fluid later we come home...and we haven't yet started
    packing for vacation...
12.14946THEMAX::E_WALKERFri Jun 07 1996 02:541
       Tough break. Where were you planning on going?
12.14947CRRRrrrraaazzyFABSIX::P_OHALLORANFri Jun 07 1996 02:581
    
12.14948Strange DazeTHEMAX::E_WALKERFri Jun 07 1996 03:154
         Hey, did (does) anyone else notice how strange everyone is acting
    today? I think it's the date - 6/6/96. I can't quite figure out exactly
    what is wrong... just a strange day that's getting stranger by the
    minute. 
12.14949THEMAX::VASQUEZFri Jun 07 1996 04:0216
    	I hear ya man. it's like evryone is...
    
    
    
    Spaced out
    
    
    Stressed out
    
    
    Bummed out
    
    
    all and all just wacked out!
    
    -BG
12.14950FABSIX::P_OHALLORANFri Jun 07 1996 04:046
    
    well it's the 7th now, does everyone appear to be normal
    
    
    
     I didn't think so   :^)
12.14951THEMAX::E_WALKERFri Jun 07 1996 04:102
         Still the 6th here, 10:15 PM. No, things are not returning to
    normal yet. Everything seems kinda surrealistic.....
12.14952where are you?FABSIX::P_OHALLORANFri Jun 07 1996 04:132
    
    
12.14953THEMAX::E_WALKERFri Jun 07 1996 04:192
         Colorado Springs. You must be out east. 
    
12.14954FABSIX::P_OHALLORANFri Jun 07 1996 05:014
    
    yep,   good ol Taxachussettes. 
    
    I hear Colorado Springs is beautiful, and the skiing is great.
12.14955THEMAX::E_WALKERFri Jun 07 1996 05:124
         I'm not a skier, but this is a great place to live. We have
    everything from 75 MPH speed limits to legalized gambling. I actually
    live just west of the Springs, right at the base of Pike's Peak.
    Elevation:: 7500 feet. 
12.14956USAT02::HALLRGod loves even you!Fri Jun 07 1996 08:005
    Well, add insomnia to my list of woes  :-)...I've got almost all my
    things packed for North Carolina...some things are still waiting to
    come out the laundry...I plan on being in early for work since i missed
    yesterday...it was funny, but as of Wednesday, I had finally got caught
    up and was feeling good about leaving
12.14957GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheFri Jun 07 1996 12:285
    
    tth:  really crabby and mean people who make 'serving the public' a
    chore.
    
    
12.14958GMASEC::KELLYQueen of the JungleFri Jun 07 1996 12:291
    I'm sorry, I haven't had enough tab yet.  Forgive me? :-)
12.14959GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheFri Jun 07 1996 12:397
    
    not you, silly...
    
    
    :>
    
    
12.14960BIGQ::SILVAFri Jun 07 1996 13:042
	'tine changed her name to silly?
12.14961ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsFri Jun 07 1996 13:252
    
    better that than ovaltine.
12.14962ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsFri Jun 07 1996 16:313
    
    There is a topic in ::DIGITAL 4645 that looks like Corky's father
    died. Is this true???
12.14963CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowFri Jun 07 1996 16:3212
    
>    There is a topic in ::DIGITAL 4645 that looks like Corky's father
>    died. Is this true???


      yes, it's true..there is such a topic.




     (sorry, couldn't resist..but it appears to be true)
12.14964Baseball and abuseHANNAH::MODICAJourneyman NoterFri Jun 07 1996 18:0536
    
    So we go to my oldest sons baseball game last nite.
    A bunch of 7-8 year olds. They get beaten again but they're trying
    like hell. After the game, the three coachs corner the team and
    proceed to berate them. When done, the team is ordered to run 3 
    punishment laps around the field while the coaches are yelling at
    them to get moving.
    
    I, along with every other parent, am shocked. So much so
    that we cannot believe our eyes. I finally call my son and tell
    him we're outa there. Another child is holding his side because
    of the pain. I told him he'd done enough and to get outa there.
    
    In the truck, Lynn is fuming. Eric decided he's quiting.
    I'm so mad I can't see straight but decide to try to cool down before
    I say anything. I'm still burnt about this. Turns out the star pitcher
    and only child who can pitch is also quiting. Coaches hear him and
    try to make amends. Another child, going through a goofy/awkward stage
    and who doesn't play that well also says the same. Coaches don't
    care about that and ignore him.
    
    Today, Eric wakes up and his legs hurt. Pitcher mentioned above 
    also wakes up with pain in his legs. Don't know about others.
    
    I was hoping to cool down but I am fuming.
    I coached almost every one of these kids in t-ball and I care about em
    all. Sadly, my friend coaches this team and I fear this friendship
    is in jeopardy because I am not letting this go by without comment.
    
    What the hell is it with some coaches anyhow?
    It's just a friggin game!
    
    							Hank
    
    ps. pardon my venting but mess with me, I can take it.
    	Screw with my kids and you've made a BIG mistake. 
12.14965WMOIS::GIROUARD_CFri Jun 07 1996 18:1313
you have every right to be fuming. unfortunately, winning
is the priority for these cretens. thye totally miss the
intent of the league. that is to build character, fair play,
sportsmanship, discipline, responsibility, and respect.

instead, lack of confidence, intimidation, arrogance,
selfishness are bred.

maybe your friend really can't see himself. he may appreciate
the input. if he doesn't, maybe he doesn't have the right
stuff to be your friend.

Chip
12.14966USAT05::HALLRGod loves even you!Fri Jun 07 1996 19:105
    Hank:
    
    sorry that the "gents" coaching in little league are such jerky
    competitors...i remember a coach berating me at about 9-10 years
    old...kids will never forget it!
12.14967Little men with big mouthsDECWIN::RALTOI don't brake for videographersFri Jun 07 1996 19:2950
    You're doing the right thing, Hank.  Some of these coaches get
    way too tightly wound over this, and forget what it's supposed
    to be all about.  There was one coach on another team in our
    league last season, that I would never allow my kid to be with.
    He spent most of the time yelling and screaming, mostly at the
    poor umpires whenever a call went against his team.  The umpires
    and other coaches usually just gave in to him (with many muttering
    "Sheesh, it's only a kid's game!) just to stop the guy from his
    embarrassing and damaging tantrums.
    
    His team went on to win the championship, too, but very few other
    people enjoyed the experience.
    
    
    >	Screw with my kids and you've made a BIG mistake. 
    
    You said it.  Here's one.... given the following cast of characters:
    
        Kid:		My kid, a Sunday School student
    	Me:		Sunday School Coordinator, and parent of said kid
        Arrogant Jerk:	My kid's Sunday School teacher, and "high official"
    			of the church to boot
    
    One Sunday morning in late April after church service, in the Sunday
    School building, for no conceivable reason the Arrogant Jerk
    decided to cut me down in a biting, sarcastic, and completely
    uncalled-for manner  -  in front of my kid.  Ho-ho, BIG mistake.
    It was only one sentence, but it was more than enough.
    
    I pulled my kid out of his class for the rest of the year, quit as
    coordinator, had a loooooong chat with the minister (in which I
    refused to identify the perpetrator other than as a teacher, which
    drove everyone nuts :-)), and finally we both quit the church.
    
    (Duh, why would I be taking my kid out of this guy's class if it had
    been someone other than him?... but they're just now figuring it out.)
    
    Of course, now that the powers-that-be know who it is, all of a sudden
    it's something that they want *me* to "resolve" (hey, it was resolved a
    month ago; we're gone), and *I'm* supposed to be the nice guy and submit
    to a "reconciliation".  Dream on.  His innocent lamb "Who, me?" act
    isn't flying, considering that three people heard what he said, and at
    least two jaws were left hanging.  There was no "misunderstanding".
    
    Now, if he'd said this to me with no one else around, I'd have simply
    handed him his head and it would be over.  :-)  But he made the mistake
    of belittling me in front of my kid, in an apparent attempt to put
    himself above me in my kid's esteem.  Biiiig mistake.  :-)
    
    Chris
12.14968CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsFri Jun 07 1996 19:347
    Reminds me.  I went to a Tri-State Junior Ski Racing meeting the
    other night.  What a fiasco.  I think they forgot the kids are not there
    for our benefit.  We will have a nother season of poorly planned races
    and the experience levels will continue to lag far behind the acadamies
    and clubs up north.  I hear where you're coming from Hank and
    completely sympathize.  Hope it works out!
    
12.14969 MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Fri Jun 07 1996 19:381
    
12.14970BIGQ::SILVAFri Jun 07 1996 19:501
<---sharing your thoughts again, Jack? :-)
12.14971SMURF::BINDERUva uvam vivendo variatFri Jun 07 1996 20:0410
    .14964
    
    Situation sucks, Hank.  Picket Fences ran an episode on precisely that
    subject this week.  (They dug up four spisodes filmed for this season
    but not shown at intended time.)  Kids in rec-league basketball,
    parents driving them on.  Truth, justice, and the American Way
    prevailed, thanks to Judge Bone - kids went to court, represented by
    Wambaugh, and won a 2-month injunction barring all parents from games.
    
    :-)
12.14972MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Fri Jun 07 1996 20:121
    What's the matter Glen....Bars Close Early this afternoon!!!!!??????
12.14973BIGQ::SILVAFri Jun 07 1996 20:215
| <<< Note 12.14972 by MKOTS3::JMARTIN "Madison...5'2'' 95 lbs." >>>

| What's the matter Glen....Bars Close Early this afternoon!!!!!??????

	hic.... yyyuuup..... 
12.14974SMURF::BINDERUva uvam vivendo variatFri Jun 07 1996 20:293
    ttht.
    
    wrist pain.
12.14975BIGQ::SILVAFri Jun 07 1996 20:327

	I hope it is just a temp thing, Dick. I'd hate to see you go through
the surgery, or lost time due to you not being able to type.


Glen
12.14976FABSIX::P_OHALLORANSat Jun 08 1996 04:124
    
    it's a beatiful summer night, umm... it's Friday and umm...
    
    and IM WORKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
12.14977 THEMAX::E_WALKERSat Jun 08 1996 04:141
         Sorry, man. I'm outta here in another hour or so. 
12.14978the waiting...FABSIX::P_OHALLORANSat Jun 08 1996 04:289
    
    well I just hope you go out and take advantage of such a great summer
    night. I most certainly would be. I'll just have to wait till
    tomorrow night :^)
    
    
     


12.14979TROOA::TEMPLETONRealistic DreamerSun Jun 09 1996 02:2813
    After going out and spending nearly a hundred bucks for plants to-day,
    not being able to stay out in the yard long enough to do much planting.
    
    Sneezing, running eyes and nose.
    
    I just might have to break down and visit the drug store to-morrow or I
    might never get the stuff into the ground.
    
    The TTHTD is that it might be my own Lilac's that are causing the
    problem, it gets worse when I walk past them.
    
    
    joan
12.14980ROWLET::AINSLEYDCU Board of Directors CandidateMon Jun 10 1996 13:541
    My first pair of bifocals!
12.14981GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheMon Jun 10 1996 14:159
    
    tththismoring (or any day that it happens):  a brand new pair of nylons,
    are now sitting in the wastebasket because during an attempt
    to put them on, they decided they didn't want to be worn and
    spontaneously combusted.  not just a tiny run.  nope.  i could have
    dealt with that.  it burst into a hole the size of texas, right on the
    front of my upper calf...
    
    
12.14982POLAR::RICHARDSONFingernails are good, eh?Mon Jun 10 1996 14:181
12.14983HUH? What? {hand to ear}BSS::PROCTOR_RLittle Chamber FroggieMon Jun 10 1996 14:266
    > 12.14980 by ROWLET::AINSLEY
    
    > My first pair of bifocals!
    
    WHAT? I can't hear you, my damned foxy grandfather ear trumpet keeps
    plugging up with ear wax!
12.14984SMURF::BINDERUva uvam vivendo variatMon Jun 10 1996 15:145
    .14980
    
    You didn't spring for Varilux(r) lenses?  I got bifocals several years
    ago and finally, last year, broke down and gave Varilux a try.  Makes a
    fantastic difference in both the appearance and the ease of use.
12.14985NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Mon Jun 10 1996 15:162
A friend tried the variable lenses and said they greatly restrict peripheral
vision.  He ended up with regular bifocals.
12.14986POWDML::HANGGELI_8^p_Mon Jun 10 1996 15:284
    
    TTHT:  Deleting someone from my life who just doesn't have time for me
    	   anymore.
    
12.14987ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsMon Jun 10 1996 15:305
    
    
    .14986
    
    i have time for you.
12.14988{thump!}BSS::PROCTOR_RLittle Clueless Froggie-SanMon Jun 10 1996 15:327
    >  POWDML::HANGGELI
    >  TTHT:  Deleting someone from my life who just doesn't have time for
    >  me anymore.
    
    Wha'd I do NOW? Jeeze, I'm 4 minutes late for dinner, and you dump me
    like Hillary's Health Plan.
    
12.14989SMURF::BINDERUva uvam vivendo variatMon Jun 10 1996 15:3628
    .14985
    
    That "restriction" was what kept me from trying the variables for so
    long.  Finally, I decided to believe the claims of the optician, who
    uses them herself and who said, "Give it a week."  She had sold several
    hundred pairs of them, and only one customer hadn't adapted.
    
    The first day it was annoying as hell, I'd turn my head a little and
    the pincushion distortion in the lower outside corners of the lenses
    would drive me crazy.  But by the end of the week, I didn't notice it
    at all.
    
    Part of the reason for success is that peripheral vision need not be
    (and *is* not) wire-sharp as central vision is - most of what we see in
    the periphery is just vague fuzzy shapes anyway.  The other part is the
    very real adaptability of the brain.  This reminds me of an article I
    saw in Popular Mechanics magazine back in the '50s - a guy constructed
    a pair of goggles that inverted the image - so everything he saw was as
    if he were standing on his head.  It took his brain about two weeks to
    adapt, and after that he was as capable as he ever had been.  He
    demonstrated the success of his adaptation by riding a motorcycle on a
    busy freeway.
    
    The old phrase of dismissal, "Get used to it," is real.  Give the
    variables a chance - the worst that can happen is that you won't ever
    adapt, and if that happens your optician will cut you a pair of regular
    bifocals.  You'll still pay the variables' price, but I figured it was
    worth it to see if they were right.
12.14990BSS::PROCTOR_RLittle Clueless Froggie-SanMon Jun 10 1996 15:4410
    > 12.14989 by SMURF::BINDER
    
    what he said. took me a week, and other than having to turn your head
    back and forth (the dreaded cobra-snake-charmer-weave) looking for the
    right focus; they work. 
    
    I tried the 'tradtional' bifocs, and the line betwixt the  bi and the
    focal drove me nutzo. 
    
    Mr. Variable but clueless in Canada Bobbo-San.
12.14991SMURF::WALTERSMon Jun 10 1996 15:496
    The guy with the goggles actually made things the right way up.  The
    image as it leaves the eye is already upside down, but the brain makes
    it the right way up.  You also get half a field of view from each eye
    as the optic nerves from each eyeball split at the optic chiasma and
    head for a different side of the visual cortex.  Amazing how the brain
    puts it all together. 
12.14992SMURF::BINDERUva uvam vivendo variatMon Jun 10 1996 15:545
    .14991
    
    That's right, Colin.  I should have put that in as well.  He did say,
    after the experiment was over, that re-adapting when he took the
    goggles off was more difficult than the initial image-flip had been.
12.14993GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheMon Jun 10 1996 16:135
    
    tthlastweek:  breaking 2 bras in less than a week.  maybe i should find
    an underwire made out of that blackbox material.... :>
    
    
12.14994PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BMon Jun 10 1996 16:183
   .14993   Should we be anticipating the release of "The Undergarment
	    Chronicles" soon, Raq?
12.14995strong supportHBAHBA::HAASmore madness, less horrorMon Jun 10 1996 16:303
>    an underwire made out of that blackbox material.... :>

how 'bout Kevlar?
12.14996SCASS1::BARBER_ABut what do I know?Mon Jun 10 1996 16:481
    .14994 agagagagaga 8)
12.14997BIGQ::SILVAI'm out, therefore I amMon Jun 10 1996 16:553

	raq, make sure it isn't made out of lunchbox material. :-)  He's taken!
12.14998GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheMon Jun 10 1996 17:127
    di, the release of any undergarment isn't necessarily a good thing, ya
    know... :>
    
    and isn't kevlar the stuff they use in bullet proof vests???  
    
    glen, fret not, the lunchbox is not quite my type...assuredly...
    
12.14999yesHBAHBA::HAASmore madness, less horrorMon Jun 10 1996 17:153
>    and isn't kevlar the stuff they use in bullet proof vests???  

Yeah, and ironically, guns, too...
12.15000WAHOO::LEVESQUEsunlight and thunderMon Jun 10 1996 17:163
    >i have time for you.
    
    You've got time for store mannequins.
12.15001BIGQ::SILVAI'm out, therefore I amMon Jun 10 1996 17:165
| <<< Note 12.14998 by GAVEL::JANDROW "i think, therefore i have a headache" >>>

| glen, fret not, the lunchbox is not quite my type...assuredly...

	I'll find out Friday if he is mine. :-)
12.15002ROWLET::AINSLEYDCU Board of Directors CandidateMon Jun 10 1996 17:436
    .14984
    
    If Varilux = no line, it's not possible, as my left lense requires a slab
    (No, not you, Shawn).
    
    Bob
12.15003perplexed...MILPND::CLARK_DMon Jun 10 1996 17:514
    
    Someone keeps calling and all I get is beeped...I guess it's a
    FAX machine.  Very aggravating I must say - it's happened at
    least 20 times so far in the 3/4 hour.   Arghhhh, what can I do?
12.15004SCASS1::BARBER_ABut what do I know?Mon Jun 10 1996 18:052
    When you hear the beep, yell really loud "THIS IS NOT A FAX MACHINE!!". 
    Maybe it'll catch someone's attention on the other end.
12.15005WECARE::GRIFFINJohn Griffin zko1-3/b31 381-1159Mon Jun 10 1996 18:174
    
    There is some sort of dial-back mechanism (*6-something) -- which 
    probably doesn't work on our phone network, but you could try.
                                                    
12.15006GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheMon Jun 10 1996 18:294
    
    that would be *69, and no, it does not work on our phone systems...
    
    
12.15007MKOTS3::JOLLIMOREquick beat of an icy heartMon Jun 10 1996 18:294
	plug the phone into a pc w/fax software.
	let the pc answer and receive the fax.
	call back, collect.
	
12.15008SCASS1::BARBER_ABut what do I know?Mon Jun 10 1996 18:381
    I'd rather yell, but that's just me.
12.15009MKOTS3::JOLLIMOREquick beat of an icy heartMon Jun 10 1996 18:411
	that's cuz you're one of those wild wimmins.
12.15010SCASS1::BARBER_ABut what do I know?Mon Jun 10 1996 18:442
    That just may be true, but I have used the "yell" method and it's
    worked for me in the past, quite a few times.  
12.15011MKOTS3::JOLLIMOREquick beat of an icy heartMon Jun 10 1996 18:493
	grate.
	but, we can't yell here. it'd wake the napping.
	
12.15012SCAMP::MINICHINOMon Jun 10 1996 18:562
    or transfer the call to the fax machine in your area....
    
12.15013BUSY::SLABOUNTYA swift kick in the butt - $1Mon Jun 10 1996 20:309
    
    	RE: .15012
    
    	Excellent idea, except for the 10 other people that would be
    	trying to call him that would get an annoying beeping sound
    	when the fax machine picked up.
    
    	8^)
    
12.15014SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Mon Jun 10 1996 20:528
    
    
    	The joke of a "raise" I was just given. ~6% for being a "1" rated
    performer (3 years in a row!) at the bottom of his payscale? Pardon me
    while I go kick in the local Alpha-server.
    
    
      jim
12.15015SCASS1::BARBER_ABut what do I know?Mon Jun 10 1996 20:546
    In the voice of Phoebe from friends:
    
    "That's so _NOT_ fair."
    
    Sorry to hear it, Jim.  Something tells me that right around raise time
    I will be looking for another job...
12.15016SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Mon Jun 10 1996 20:566
    
    	Come on up 'pril....we'll have a drink and blow our stinky raises
    at the bar. :*)
    
    
    jim
12.15017SCASS1::BARBER_ABut what do I know?Mon Jun 10 1996 21:111
    It's a date!
12.15018SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Mon Jun 10 1996 21:1311
    
    
    	<dances around the room merrily> 
    
    	"I gotta date with 'pril, I gotta date with 'pril!" :)
    
    jim
    
    p.s. - hmmmm...wonder if my wife'll mind? ;*)
    
    
12.15019SCASS1::BARBER_ABut what do I know?Mon Jun 10 1996 21:153
    Don't worry, you can bring her along...
    
    Incoming!!
12.15020SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Mon Jun 10 1996 21:236
    
    
    	cool! Let me know what flight you'll be on....:)
    
    
    jim
12.15021WMOIS::GIROUARD_CTue Jun 11 1996 10:307
getting an offer on our house last night $8k under the asking
price and they wanted us to foot their closing costs, another
$3.4k.

i wish people (and the realtor) wouldn't waste my time.

sheesh, i've got their closing costs. RIGHT HERE...
12.15022WAHOO::LEVESQUEsunlight and thunderTue Jun 11 1996 10:567
>sheesh, i've got their closing costs. RIGHT HERE...
    
    <smirk>
    
    re: paltry raise
    
     I haven't had so much as a review in ~2 yrs.
12.15023SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Tue Jun 11 1996 11:0916
    
    	No review in 2yrs doc? That kind of garbage is the reason people
    are leaving here in droves. You can't keep stepping on your employees
    and expecting them to take it forever. The ones who stay on are the
    folks who are already at a decent salary and aren't that concerned
    about moving up. The ones that are leaving are the motivated go-getters
    that keep getting told "we'd love to do more, but it's just not in the
    budget". 
    
    	We've lost more people than we're able to hire. I personally know
    of at least one engineering technician that's doing production work in
    the FAB because all the prod techs have quit. They better wake up and
    smell the coffee before they have to bring the managers in to run the
    oxide dep tools. :*)
    
    	jim
12.15024ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsTue Jun 11 1996 12:235
    
    Jim, while you may have received a paltry raise of 6%, I know people
    who haven't received a raise in 3+ years, let alone a review. Out
    here in Chicago we have people leaving in masses lately. All talented
    people as well. It's obviously not just happening in New England.
12.15025GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheTue Jun 11 1996 12:3115
    jim, i understand your annoyance.  while it is nice to be given a
    raise, you sometimes wonder if what you got was worth giving.  a friend
    here hadn't had a raise in over 2 years and they gave her a 25cent
    raise.  she was most unpleased.  2% in 2 years...nice to know you are
    appreciated.  then there's the guy who's work load has doubled, people
    around him are getting raises and promotions, and he "just isn't in 
    the upcoming forecast" every time...
    
    but anyway...
    
    tthln:  ever look forward to a certain food for dinner, ya go out and
    buy the ingredients, go home and make it, and it just doesn't taste as
    good as you thought about???
    
    
12.15026SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Tue Jun 11 1996 12:3414
    
    
    	re: -1
    
    	It's too bad really. Digital's most talented folks are walking and
    being picked up by other companies eager for their expertise. What does
    that mean for us as a company? I don't think it's too hard to figure
    out.
    
    	Best of luck to all Digital people everywhere...I think we're going
    to need it.
    
    
    jim
12.15027HANNAH::MODICAJourneyman NoterTue Jun 11 1996 12:4213
    
    Sorry to hear it Jim.
    And I could have sworn that Digital pledged to reward its' best
    workers. I just moved to another group and because I'm on a learning
    curve, I was bumped down to a 2, even though the salary plan that
    supposedly followed me was for a 1 again. I can hardly wait to see what
    I get.
    
    On a slight tangent, I was at a town picnic last friday night speaking
    with a mother of one of my T-ball players. She mentioned that she
    used to work in a bank in the early to mid 80's and commented that
    Digital employees always thought they were so special and never knew
    how little they were paid in relation to other similar companies.
12.15028SMURF::WALTERSTue Jun 11 1996 12:445
    
    I'd imagine that more than a few of us are relatively happy with
    remuneration, opportunities, stimulation, etc.  The grass is not always
    greener and having weathered many years of this I'm keeping my
    considerable talents here.  ;-)
12.15029SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Tue Jun 11 1996 12:5529
    
    
    	re .15027
    
    >    On a slight tangent, I was at a town picnic last friday night speaking
>    with a mother of one of my T-ball players. She mentioned that she
>    used to work in a bank in the early to mid 80's and commented that
>    Digital employees always thought they were so special and never knew
>    how little they were paid in relation to other similar companies.
    
    	you don't know how true that is! Our equipment technicians here
    were so severely underpaid that they were practically running out the
    door to companies like Motorola and Intel. A quick study proved that
    they needed their pay increased anywhere from 50% to 100%(!) in some 
    cases to be competitive with other companies. They got their increases
    only because we were on the verge of having no one onsite that could
    fix the equipment! Right now if I walked out the door I could be making
    $4 an hr more with the same bennies at a local company (with COL
    increase every year guaranteed..plus a raise on top of that). If I
    wanted to move to the southwestern part of the country, I could almost
    double my pay. 
    
    	Don't get me wrong, I don't think Digital is a BAD company and
    they've done ok by me in the past. I just think they're hurting
    themselves. I think the returns from treating your employees better far
    outweigh the cost.
    
    	jim   
           
12.15030BIGQ::SILVAI'm out, therefore I amTue Jun 11 1996 13:105

	What I always found DEC doing to me was to give me a GREAT raise IF I
was NOT getting a promotion. If I got a promotion, I got crap raises. One time
I got a promotion, and a 2% raise. Talk about thinks that make me gak.... 
12.15031new one on me...GAAS::BRAUCHERWelcome to ParadiseTue Jun 11 1996 13:244
    
      Raise ?  Please explain this term, "raise"...
    
      bb
12.15032SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Tue Jun 11 1996 13:272
    
    	Ah, bb's worked here for a while I see..:*)
12.15033CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsTue Jun 11 1996 13:327
    6% is not a bad increase.  Not as much as anyone would want but it is
    right around what the target was for the year.  Not something to
    complain about IMO but then again it is not something that should be
    shared publicly either.  Salary actions are confidential and should
    never be shared per policy (at least it used to be this way).  
    
    Brian
12.15034WMOIS::GIROUARD_CTue Jun 11 1996 13:362
raise, you know... it's when someone shoves a car jack up
your butt. no wait, that's a lift. sorry. same effect though.
12.15035BIGQ::SILVAI'm out, therefore I amTue Jun 11 1996 13:407

	Actually, in my former group the average raise was 4.5%.



Glen
12.15036CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsTue Jun 11 1996 13:506
    Working on the house last night, putting up cement board with my spiffy
    new 14.4v cordless drill/driver (oo-er) and the friggin philips head bit
    shattered.  It's 8:30, I have one more piece of wall board to put up
    and I am half way through the piece I am working on.  I hate it when
    that happens.  On an up note, the holes I cut for faucets and stuff
    lined up without too much fuss.  
12.15037BIGQ::SILVAI'm out, therefore I amTue Jun 11 1996 13:531
	You're so damn butch!
12.15038WMOIS::GIROUARD_CTue Jun 11 1996 13:533
i learned very quickly to have around 3-5 extra bits around
because driving sheetrock screws in by hand is out of the
question.
12.15039SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Tue Jun 11 1996 13:5421
    
    	re: .15033
    
    	Brian,
    
    	Salary actions have never been explained to me as being
    confidential. Obviously the supe can't go showing everyone, but I am
    free to tell whomever I choose what my salary and or raise is/was. 
    
    	re: average raise
    
    	Average raise in my group is around %5. 6% is not a bad raise per
    se, if you're an average employee. I am not. I am also no where near
    the top of my payscale. 
    
    	Like I said, Digital has done ok by me and I don't think they're a
    bad company. BUT, the payscales for my jobs and jobs similiar to mine
    are much higher at other companies and we're losing good people because
    of it.
    
    	jim
12.15040CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsTue Jun 11 1996 14:216
    Jim,
    
    I believe they are strictly confidential and not to be shared. 
    This is the way it was explained to me by my management staff, personnel,
    and during training I received when I was a manager.  YMOV.
     
12.15041SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Tue Jun 11 1996 14:398
    
    
    	Brian,
    	
    I'll see if I can find something on it in VTX ORANGEBOOK.
    
    
    	jim
12.15042BUSY::SLABOUNTYAudiophiles do it 'til it hertz!Tue Jun 11 1996 14:419
    
    	You can blab about salaries and raises all you want, but the
    	confidentiality issue protects someone else from getting your
    	information when they don't have any business knowing it.
    
    	Of course, blabbing about your raise/salary to co-workers who
    	might have gotten less [or make less] than you is never a good
    	idea.
    
12.15043DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Tue Jun 11 1996 14:455
    
    
    	I've been here almost 9 years.  The TOTAL of all my raises
    	is less than $4.
    
12.15044CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsTue Jun 11 1996 14:4812
    Jim,
    
    I already looked and could not find it in the Orangebook.  I am only
    relating to you the information that was handed down in our
    organization.  It was related to me as a serious enough offense to
    warrant disciplinary action for the very reason Shawn indicated.  I
    could be wrong on the policy thing but I believe it is never a good
    idea to share review or salary information with others.  It's nobody
    else's business and it could cause unwarranted conflict within the
    organization.  Just my $0.02.  
    
    Brian
12.15045how so ?GAAS::BRAUCHERWelcome to ParadiseTue Jun 11 1996 14:4817
    
      "Never" a good idea, Shawn ?  Why shouldn't Jim S. gloat ?
     False modesty is much overrated.  Nobody will blow your trumpet
     for you, you know.  In fact, it's admirable that Sadin has enough
     gall to obnoxiously complain, when he got the better raise on a
     percentage basis, than most of the rest of us.
    
      No, no.  It is far better to cry out, "Look how great I am !  And
     yet they only cut a measly 6% and a #1 rating !  Why, they should
     have cut a new rating just for me, and thrown a party, nay, a festival
     in my honor !!"
    
      Good, assertive, infuriating gloats require practice, however.  If
     you want to be as smooth as Jim, practice praising yourself in front
     of a mirror.
    
      bb
12.15046CNTROL::JENNISONCrown Him with many crownsTue Jun 11 1996 15:043
    
    	Oh my!
    
12.15047BUSY::SLABOUNTYBaroque: when you're out of MonetTue Jun 11 1996 15:056
    
    	RE: JJ
    
    	Wow.  You don't want to know how much more I make than when I
    	started 9.67 years ago.  8^)
    
12.15048SCASS1::BARBER_ABut what do I know?Tue Jun 11 1996 15:083
    I'm sure glad I didn't stay on at DEC when I was temping.  I have more
    than doubled my salary in 5 years.
                                             
12.15049ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsTue Jun 11 1996 15:192
    
    hell bb, why don't you tell Jim S. *how* you really feel. 
12.15050BUSY::SLABOUNTYBaroque: when you're out of MonetTue Jun 11 1996 15:203
    
    	Well, we definitely don't want to know WHAT he feels.
    
12.15051SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Tue Jun 11 1996 15:3721
    
    
    	Wow, sorry about that bb. Guess I touched one of your hot buttons
    eh? :) I guess I was expecting something a bit more is all. I know what
    others around me make (that work less and know less than I do) and I'm
    not close to them financially. 
    
    	My intention was not to gloat....in fact that thought didn't even
    cross my mind. My apologies if I've offended you.
    
    re: Brian McBride
    
    	Well, I looked in Orangebook and didn't see anything, so I spoke to
    a few supervisors/managers around here. I guess it's more of an
    "unwritten" policy than anything, but they also stated that disclosure
    of this info would not lead to formal disciplinary action. It must vary
    from dept to dept as to the severity of the offense. 
    
    	cheers,
    
    	jim
12.15052SMURF::WALTERSTue Jun 11 1996 15:405
    
    .15045
    
    Mebbe you'n Jim could have your raise gloat and Sun destruction
    parties on the same day?
12.15053SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Tue Jun 11 1996 15:456
    
    
    	Awesome idea trench partner! :)
    
    
    
12.15054WMOIS::GIROUARD_CTue Jun 11 1996 15:4611
it doesn't vary from department to department because there is
no policy.

it's a matter of good practice for management (damage control)
to try and influence confidentially for the reasons stated in
other notes. the only remote disciplinary action that might be 
connected to it would be that of an employee negatively impacting
a positive work environment. even this would be a stretch (if you
could find a group with a positive working environment :-)).

this decree has been around forever.
12.15055MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Tue Jun 11 1996 16:366
The most likely ocurrence for any disciplinary action would be if
one were to disclose someone else's salary info. As far as disclosing your
own, as has been noted, there are circumstances under which it probably
isn't the wisest thing to do, but it's not prohibited by any corporate
policy.

12.150568)SCASS1::BARBER_ABut what do I know?Tue Jun 11 1996 16:411
    PBsFH!
12.15057MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Tue Jun 11 1996 16:581
    Always wondered why I am still only makin miminum wage?
12.15058possibleHBAHBA::HAASmore madness, less horrorTue Jun 11 1996 16:593
>    Always wondered why I am still only makin miminum wage?

Dole and them others, don't want you to make any more?
12.15059BUSY::SLABOUNTYBe gone - you have no powers hereTue Jun 11 1996 17:046
    
    	RE: .15057
    
    	Then I guess there ARE some cases where employees are being
    	paid what they're worth.
    
12.15060NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Jun 11 1996 17:053
>    Always wondered why I am still only makin miminum wage?

Prolly cuz you can't spell "minimum."
12.15061who me, jealous ?GAAS::BRAUCHERWelcome to ParadiseTue Jun 11 1996 17:4210
    
      Hey, Jimbo, no sweat.  If you've got it, flaunt it.  Pay no
     attention while I turn green with envy.  I know I'll dream of
     6% tonight...  You couldn't spare a few bucks, could you ?  What
     with you rolling in it, 'n all....
    
      Let's have a "Jim Sadin raise party"...what sez miz_deb, this
     is her area of expertise.  Is this grounds for a bash ?
    
      bb
12.15062POWDML::HANGGELI_8^p_Tue Jun 11 1996 17:433
    
    Did somebody say...?
    
12.15063BUSY::SLABOUNTYBeing weird isn't enoughTue Jun 11 1996 17:563
    
    	... expertise?
    
12.15064BUSY::SLABOUNTYBeing weird isn't enoughTue Jun 11 1996 17:575
    
    	And since Jim's the 1 that got the huge raise, I say he foots
    	the bill ... including limo service to/from the party for all
    	attendees.
    
12.15065Work smarter not harderVMSNET::M_MACIOLEKFour54 Camaro/Only way to flyTue Jun 11 1996 17:5715
    If you want more money, you got to leave.  This is the fact at
    any company, not just digital.
    
    If you get hired in at $10,000, after 4 years your looking good if
    you're now making $13,000.
    If you get hired in at $10,000, and you and your experience split after
    3 years to company XYZ, your starting salary "requirements" are
    $18,000.  And you'll probably get offered that.  (crude example)
    
    If you sit around waiting for your salary to catch up to what you
    think your worth, you'll look like that "red sox in the world series
    fan" (the skeleton with cob webs and stuff hanging off him)
    
    Look out for #1.
    MadMike
12.15066DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Tue Jun 11 1996 17:595
    
    
    
    	test tonite.  I hate tests
    
12.15067POWDML::HANGGELI_8^p_Tue Jun 11 1996 18:113
    
    Bison.
    
12.15068BUSY::SLABOUNTYBeing weird isn't enoughTue Jun 11 1996 18:185
    
    	??
    
    	Bad experience with a bison, Deb?
    
12.15069EVMS::MORONEYyour innocence is no defenseTue Jun 11 1996 18:212
What's wrong with bison?  Sure they're not cute and cuddly, but that's no
reason to hate them.
12.15070ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsTue Jun 11 1996 18:222
    
    prolly sentenced to visit Buffalo soon
12.15071EVMS::MORONEYyour innocence is no defenseTue Jun 11 1996 18:242
If she can survive winters in college in the North Country of NYS, Buffalo
isn't all that bad. 
12.15072POWDML::HANGGELI_8^p_Tue Jun 11 1996 18:328
    
    I'm trying to find a clip art picture of a bison, and altho there seem
    to be billions of possibilities, either my server won't let me have
    them or I get an error message.
    
    It's giving me agita 8^p.
    
    
12.15073EVMS::MORONEYyour innocence is no defenseTue Jun 11 1996 18:351
Sorry, I can't help you.  It's got me buffaloed.
12.15074ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsTue Jun 11 1996 18:412
    
    debra, try a wolf instead. even a dancing one.
12.15075NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Jun 11 1996 18:442
Maybe you can get one from a support group for parents of gays.  Oh, you said
bison, not bi son.  Never mind.
12.15076SMURF::WALTERSTue Jun 11 1996 18:491
    Caught on a dilemma of horns eh?
12.15077WECARE::GRIFFINJohn Griffin zko1-3/b31 381-1159Tue Jun 11 1996 19:238
    .15072
    
    Deb, if you have Netscape 2, and its mail module up and running, you can
    go out into Webland, search for "bison.bmp" (or upgrade to a "-.gif"
    or a "-.jpg"), and mail what you find to yourself.
    
    Whether you can then use someone else's image in your application I
    don't know. Read the fine print, if there is any. 
12.15078nichols college bison, 1988-1990GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheTue Jun 11 1996 19:529
    
    hey deb, i know there is a 'clip art' out there called 'bison'.  since
    you have all of the others (flags, currency, etc) you should have
    access to the bison.  bummer, tho...at least you get more than i do.
    
    and i will not hold it against you for your current dislike of bison,
    as i know you meant nothing personal by it... :> :>:>
    
    
12.15079CNTROL::JENNISONCrown Him with many crownsTue Jun 11 1996 19:537
    
    	re .15064
    
    	In my house, the person that gets the raise buys the 
    	celebration dinner.
    
    
12.15080POWDML::HANGGELI_8^p_Tue Jun 11 1996 20:015
    
    I can't find any bison!
    
    I'm going to use a picture of a cow and put a wig on it.
    
12.15081SMURF::WALTERSTue Jun 11 1996 20:021
    Lucky that you didn't need a camel.
12.15082POWDML::HANGGELI_8^p_Tue Jun 11 1996 20:035
    
    I probably could have found a camel!
    
    I need a drink.  I need a margarita, and I need it NOW!
    
12.15083SMURF::WALTERSTue Jun 11 1996 20:0916
    
    One margarita, delivered by a cow in a wig comin' right up....
    
    
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12.15084POWDML::HANGGELI_8^p_Tue Jun 11 1996 20:093
    
    8^))))))))))))))
    
12.15085lots of new cuss words will be inventedVMSNET::M_MACIOLEKFour54 Camaro/Only way to flyTue Jun 11 1996 20:2710
    I gotta go drop my trucks starter on my head again.  It'll be good
    for a back rub tonight once I get in the sack though.  After I take
    a 1 hour shower to get all the filthy sticky stinky gooey crap off
    myself.  (actually, I & my shop are spotless when I work on stuff,
    plus the starter ain't that heavy since I'm a he-man.)  What really
    "concerns" me is I busted a spring shakle on my Z/28 trying to remove
    the rear spring.  Then again, that broke in my garage and not on the
    track when I'm doing 120 MPH.
    
    MadMike
12.15086SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Tue Jun 11 1996 21:2011
    
    
    	re: buying dinner
    
    	Well, since I also just cashed out stock I could probably take my
    wife and myself out for dinner. Good idea Karen! I should have just
    enough left over after we pay all the bills. :*)
    
    jim
    
    p.s. - nice to see you today Karen!
12.15087RUSURE::EDPAlways mount a scratch monkey.Wed Jun 12 1996 02:3221
    Re .15040:
    
    The right of employees to reveal and discuss their salaries is
    protected by law.  Digital CANNOT have a policy that salaries must be
    kept confidential and not shared.  Generally, any concerted activity by
    employees to improve pay or working conditions is protected by the
    National Labor Relations Act.  And if two or more employees discuss
    something with each other, it's a concerted activity.
                                         
    The National Labor Relations Board has Information Officers you can
    contact by phone to ask any question regarding your work situation. 
    The NLRB is listed in the phone book under "United States Government,
    National Labor Relations Board."  There is an office at the federal
    building in Boston, by North Station.
    
    
    				-- edp
    
    
Public key fingerprint:  8e ad 63 61 ba 0c 26 86  32 0a 7d 28 db e7 6f 75
To find PGP, read note 2688.4 in Humane::IBMPC_Shareware.
12.15088WMOIS::GIROUARD_CWed Jun 12 1996 10:354
Jim, my advice is to keep the money, leave the kids and wife 
at home and go get yourself another bang stick.

hth :-)
12.15089WAHOO::LEVESQUEsunlight and thunderWed Jun 12 1996 10:457
    >I believe they are strictly confidential and not to be shared. 
    >This is the way it was explained to me by my management staff, personnel,
    >and during training I received when I was a manager.  YMOV.
    
     There are several reasons for this, not the least of which is the fact
    that it facilitates underpaying your employees if nobody ever discusses
    how much they are being paid or how large their increases are.
12.15090SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Wed Jun 12 1996 11:2112
    
    
    	re: .15088 Chip
    
    	Ah, a man with his priorities in the right place. :*)
    
    	The next "bang sticks" will be a Marlin .22 single shot bolt gun
    and a .22lr Taurus revolver. It's time the kids got to shoot a little
    at the range instead of just watching dad. :)
    
    
    	jim 
12.15091ACISS2::LEECHWed Jun 12 1996 13:0330
    TTH:
    
    I may have to send my computer back to Quantex.  It seems the left hand
    doesn't know what the right hand is doing these days.  I called tech
    support (they promised to call me) to find out the status on those new
    DOS drivers.  The guy I talked to knew nothing about the problem (this
    is three weeks after they found out about the problem). 
    
    Excuse me?  Don't they tell their tech support folks about these
    "little" problems?? 
    
    I left a message for the one guy there who had a clue (the guy I talked
    to last time) and he never got back with me (it was the second message
    left...either they do not pass on messages or he is not returning my
    calls).  
    
    This, coupled with the fact that it is nearly impossible to get a warm
    body on the phone, will inevitably result in them getting the box back.
    
    Oh well.  By the time my card is credited and I'm ready to buy another
    box, I'll be able to get a better system for the same price.  It's
    still a pain in the butt, though.
    
    Maybe I won't even buy another one.  I find that though I've used it
    for homework (*very* convenient) and for a few other things, I spend
    more time playing games on it than anything else (though the novely is
    wearing off a bit, I'll admit).
    
    
    -steve
12.15092ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsWed Jun 12 1996 13:104
    
    Steve, did it come with the built in cupholder???
    
    sorry to hear about your problems with Quentex
12.15093CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsWed Jun 12 1996 13:172
    Doctah, you may very well be correct in your assessment of the
    motivation.  
12.15094ACISS2::LEECHWed Jun 12 1996 13:182
    Why yes, it did indeed come with a built-in cup holder.  It's kinda
    flimsy, though.  8^)
12.15095The games will fade ....BRITE::FYFEUse it up, wear it out, make it do, or do without.Wed Jun 12 1996 14:5220
 >   Maybe I won't even buy another one.  I find that though I've used it
 >   for homework (*very* convenient) and for a few other things, I spend
 >   more time playing games on it than anything else (though the novely is
 >   wearing off a bit, I'll admit).
 
 You just in the novelty stage. It will wear off, as you find more ways
 to make it work for you. One day you'll remember ' Oh yea, I have this game
 I haven't played in eons' and the novelty returns for brief moments of
 gaming enjoyment.

 It's been a little under two years since I bought mine. Back then, the wife
 wouldn't touch it, the kids didn't understand it, and I was just playing games
 and exploring the capabilities ...

 All that has changed ...

 The wife now keeps up-to-date banking records and bill tracking (no more 
 bounced checks!). I can dial in and do my banking from home. I track all
 other expenses and investments. I dial in and work from home ... The kids and
 their educational software, and on and on ...
12.15096GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheWed Jun 12 1996 16:363
    a minor one, but a tth still:  those stupid "beatnik" commercials...
    
    
12.15097WMOIS::GIROUARD_CWed Jun 12 1996 16:441
-1 the McDonalds commercial? I agree, Raq.
12.15098CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowWed Jun 12 1996 16:569


 Yeah, daddio, like those things are really square, man.




Jim
12.15099DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Wed Jun 12 1996 17:508
    
    
    	Somebody else has copied them on that.  Can't for the life
    	of me remember who though.  I heard the commercial yesterday
    	morning and I thought it was another ad for McD's but it was
    	for a totally different type of business..... but with the
    	same 'lingo' .....
    
12.15100DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Wed Jun 12 1996 17:504
    
    
    	Hate snarf!
    
12.15101GIDDAY::BURTS.I.S.Wed Jun 12 1996 23:2515
TTH

The smell of burnt curry trapped in the house.

Waking to the sound of the dog barfing beside the bed and under the bed at 3a.m
Finding it with my toe.. having to move the bed at 3:10am. and cleaning up 
puppy puke when I'm mostly asleep...

Having my son having (loud) nightmares shortly after I'd managed to go back to 
sleep again.

Sleep deprivation.


\C
12.15102JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeWed Jun 12 1996 23:483
    .15101
    
    And in your delicate condition, woman, did you barf too? :-)
12.15103GIDDAY::BURTS.I.S.Wed Jun 12 1996 23:544
Having a child already has aided that problem.  A few years ago I would 
_definitely_ having been singing hurling duets with the hound.

\C
12.15104SMURF::BINDERUva uvam vivendo variatWed Jun 12 1996 23:565
    .15101
    
    > The smell of burnt curry trapped in the house.
    
    There's a solution to that problem.  Don't burn the curry.
12.15105GIDDAY::BURTS.I.S.Thu Jun 13 1996 00:227
I think some of the cinnamon sticks "caught" on the side of the wok.  
I emphatically deny responsibility.  Beloved spouse is our curry dude.  He was 
preparing it late last night so it could "mature" overnight.
It's going to be a rendang night tonight.


\C
12.15106THEMAX::E_WALKERThu Jun 13 1996 01:026
    re.15090
    
         Say, I have one of those Marlin .22s. It was my first gun, in
    fact. I once shot myself in the right foot with it and still have the
    sock to prove it.  Stay away from the Taurus. They're inaccurate and
    can be dangerous. Get the kids shotguns instead. 
12.15107WAHOO::LEVESQUEsunlight and thunderThu Jun 13 1996 11:394
    >I once shot myself in the right foot with it and still have the
    >sock to prove it.  
    
    I can believe it.
12.15108WMOIS::GIROUARD_CThu Jun 13 1996 12:031
-1 thanks for saying it, Doc. :-)
12.15109GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheThu Jun 13 1996 12:315
    
    the other beatnik commercial is for the atrium mall or something.  it's
    most annoying....
    
    
12.15110POWDML::HANGGELI_8^p_Thu Jun 13 1996 12:414
    
    Yeah, I heard that this morning.  The guy doesn't talk too beatnikky,
    but the bongos in the background...
    
12.15111MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Thu Jun 13 1996 13:581
    Mass. started taxing me this week.  Oh joy of joy!
12.15112ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsThu Jun 13 1996 14:092
    
    Jack, churches don't tax, it's called an offering. hth
12.15113MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Thu Jun 13 1996 14:301
    Hiccup!
12.15114CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsThu Jun 13 1996 15:298
    TTHY: Damaging the last piece of drywall needed to fill in a small
    section of wall.  I managed to save the scrap piece from the end that
    will fit quite nicely in the garbage pail however.  
    
    Picked up my car from the shop, again.  Switch for the moonroof self
    destructed and finally all the parts came in.  It works, slides back
    and pops up like it should.  The they put the friggin switch in
    backwards though.  Sheesh, Quality is job none.....
12.15115SMURF::WALTERSThu Jun 13 1996 15:341
    <sound of exploding parse-O-meter>
12.15116WMOIS::GIROUARD_CThu Jun 13 1996 15:492
so Brian, which model Ford will you be buying next? let me know
and i'll go with you, NOT! :-)
12.15117POLAR::RICHARDSONPerson to person contact laughing.Thu Jun 13 1996 16:273
    TTHT: Missing out on everything in here lately.
    
    fluuurgh.
12.15118ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsThu Jun 13 1996 17:112
    
    <--- haven't missed much.
12.15119CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsThu Jun 13 1996 17:155
    Chip, I heard rumors that there is a full size, 4 door SUV coming from
    Ford.  This I could be persuaded into looking at.  If not, I'm heading
    to the Yukon I think.  
    
    
12.15120ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsThu Jun 13 1996 17:224
    
    <<< If not, I'm heading to the Yukon I think.
    
    Enjoy, Brian, because it's a looooong walk.
12.15121WMOIS::GIROUARD_CThu Jun 13 1996 17:431
me, i just might look up the Dodge Boyz the next swing, Brian.
12.15122CNTROL::JENNISONIt's all about soulThu Jun 13 1996 17:567
    
    	Brian,
    
    	You want me to say hello to the guys in the service
    	department when I go there tomorrow ?
    
    
12.15123CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsThu Jun 13 1996 18:4725
    Yeah, ask them if they know what the difference between open and close
    is, please.  :-/  Actually, they have treated me fairly well recently
    and even good willed some work that they didn't need to do.  My beef is
    more with FoMoCo, Detroit, MI.  I can tell you for a fact that they
    have not made any money on my car.  
    
    Motor (2 new short blocks, the first one got dropped in transit)
    Transmission 
    2 clutches
    Three shift linkages
    2 wiper control modules
    2 multi-function, wiper switch assemblies 
    Wiper motor, relay, and governor
    Moonroof switch and overhead console
    Rear window motor
    Control arm linkage and sway bar bushings
    Water pump
    Fuel pump (recall) 
    2 Autolamp twilight sensor and control modules  
    Climate control system head assembly
    Coolant level sensor and overflow bottle assembly
    
    This is off the top of my head but I'm sure there is more.  
    
    
12.15124BUSY::SLABOUNTYForget the doctor - get me a nurse!Thu Jun 13 1996 18:513
    
    	How about an estimate of manufacturer-eaten costs?  Any idea?
    
12.15125MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Thu Jun 13 1996 18:562
Gosh, Brian - sounds like you've had several new cars, there.

12.15126WAHOO::LEVESQUEsunlight and thunderThu Jun 13 1996 18:593
>FoMoCo, Detroit, MI.  
    
    Izzat related to FoMoCo of Dearborn, MI? :-)
12.15127...but I'm not bitter.CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsThu Jun 13 1996 19:025
    Parts, as close as I can figure, $12K +/- $500.  The short block alone is 
    3,500+  Labor, who knows.  It took a long time (days) to swap the motor 
    and a clutch job is generally $800.00 due to the need to drop the 
    subframe, and transmission.  I figure another $4,000-4,500 in labor 
    charges.  It may be a tad high but I'm in the ball park.  
12.15128ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsThu Jun 13 1996 19:124
    
    Brian, trash that piece of junk and buy a newer car for that kind
    of money. Victory Autowreckers will give you $75.00 for it and
    they'll tow it away.
12.15129SMURF::BINDERUva uvam vivendo variatThu Jun 13 1996 19:2913
    .15127
    
    > Parts, as close as I can figure, $12K +/- $500.  The short block alone is
    > 3,500+
    
    That's what they charge the suck--  I mean, customer, not what the
    parts cost them.  Somebody a few years back did the numbers and found
    that to build a $12,000 Chevy from parts would cost over $23,000.
    
    > Labor, who knows.
    
    The dealer charges the customer by the flat-rate manual.  You can bet
    the manufacturer does not pay that much for warranty labor.
12.15130BUSY::SLABOUNTYForm feed = &lt;ctrl&gt;v &lt;ctrl&gt;lThu Jun 13 1996 19:3119
12.15131ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsThu Jun 13 1996 19:474
    
    .15130
    
    INTEREST
12.15132BUSY::SLABOUNTYForm feed = &lt;ctrl&gt;v &lt;ctrl&gt;lThu Jun 13 1996 19:527
12.15133ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsThu Jun 13 1996 20:242
    
    face it shawn, you have a bunch of cheapskates and thieves.
12.15134BUSY::SLABOUNTYGTI 16V - dust thy neighbor!!Thu Jun 13 1996 20:284
    
    	It's probably a whacked-out fitness nut saving up to buy a
    	"stair master" or something.
    
12.15135SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerThu Jun 13 1996 20:357
    re: .15129
    
    You aren't kidding!  An aftermarket radiator
    for an F250 costs $650 (not counting installation).  
    
    And how do I know this?  That was May's Repair of the Month.
    
12.15136EVMS::MORONEYyour innocence is no defenseThu Jun 13 1996 20:361
12.15137BUSY::SLABOUNTYGo Go Gophers watch them go go go!Thu Jun 13 1996 21:006
    
    	Hey now ... we use good stuff, IMO.  Millstone beans, ground at
    	point of sale, $4.50/pound.
    
    	If you pay by the month it's $5.
    
12.15138PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BThu Jun 13 1996 21:315
   Shawn, keeper of the coffee coffers, you should bring your considerable
   talents here to Andover.  I would pay you handsomely for your services.
   ooh er missus, etc.

12.15139SX4GTO::OLSONDBTC Palo AltoThu Jun 13 1996 23:4010
    > rumors that there is a full size, 4 door SUV coming from Ford.
    
    Some magazine or other had pictures of the 4dr Bronco derivative,
    partially under wraps.  I dunno, somehow the proportions were just
    weird.  It's like they tried to make a Suburban look like something
    other than a brick, give it some 'lines', and it looks like the
    98-pound weakling after he built up his shoulders and pecs but still
    has a wasp waist and toothpick legs.
    
    DougO
12.15140MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Fri Jun 14 1996 00:5419
Re: Shawn, coffee fund

Sad, isn't it?

When I joined DIGITAL in '77 my group occupied a small facility - less than
150 folks - engineering, docs, marketing, sales, service, etc. - everything
that was associated with our limited product set, and nothing else, all the
way up to the functional VP over it all. Nice, tidy, happy little family.

In early '78 we moved to MKO1 along with a couple thousand others from elsewhere
in the GMA.

Within a week of arrival, it was amazing how much stuff got ripped off from
desktops, drawers, etc. while the owner wasn't in view.

The moral to the story is, "There's corruption in numbers."

Don't trust anyone you don't know, and be wary of those that you do.

12.15141sad but trueFABSIX::P_OHALLORANFri Jun 14 1996 01:084
     
     <<< Note 12.15140 by MOLAR::DELBALSO "I (spade) my (dogface)" >>>
    
    good advise, unfortunately trustworthy people are hard to come by.
12.15142CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowFri Jun 14 1996 02:4614

>   Shawn, keeper of the coffee coffers, you should bring your considerable
>   talents here to Andover.  I would pay you handsomely for your services.
>   ooh er missus, etc.



   As would I...though the cafe coffee is better than it used to be.



 Jim

12.15143SCASS1::BARBER_AI guess I'm not that hungryFri Jun 14 1996 02:511
    My solution:  mini-coffee pot at my desk.
12.15144FABSIX::P_OHALLORANFri Jun 14 1996 03:104
    
    I wish I could have a coffe pot here in the fab but I just don't see it
    happening :^( 
    then again double "D" sound's great right about now :^)
12.15145BIGQ::SILVAI'm out, therefore I amFri Jun 14 1996 05:144

	I don't see why not. I thought you just couldn't get on the WWW in
there.... never saw a rule about coffee. :-)
12.15146BIGQ::SILVAI'm out, therefore I amFri Jun 14 1996 06:4716

	I got home last night after being with my parents. I had 3 hours to
sleep before I had to come back to work. I was just starting to fall asleep
when this loud crash happened. It was this real heavy mirror that I had hanging
on the wall. Nothing cracked or broken. I looked at the cable I had on the back
of it and that was fine, and still attached. I checked the bolts I had the
cable resting on. That too was fine. So how did the thing fall off the wall?

	This is the 3rd thing this has happened to in that room. First it was a
picture hanging on the oppisite wall. Then it was a plant I had hanging from
the ceiling (the wood holder broke one piece at a time for some odd reason).
And now this. I swear there has to be a ghost in this room!


Glen
12.151474.5 hours sleep?MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Fri Jun 14 1996 07:002
Ron must have left his insomnia with me when he went on vaca ...

12.15148just keeps going & goingFABSIX::P_OHALLORANFri Jun 14 1996 07:582
    
    I'm still awake :^)
12.15149BIGQ::SILVAI'm out, therefore I amFri Jun 14 1996 08:083

	Me too!!!!
12.15150FABSIX::P_OHALLORANFri Jun 14 1996 08:222
    
    good morning Glen, your up rather late aren't you ?
12.15151BIGQ::SILVAI'm out, therefore I amFri Jun 14 1996 08:233

	Not really... I'm working now..... I came in for midnight.....
12.15152FABSIX::P_OHALLORANFri Jun 14 1996 08:337
      <<< Note 12.15145 by BIGQ::SILVA "I'm out, therefore I am" >>>
    
  >   I don't see why not. I thought you just couldn't get on the WWW in
  >  there.... never saw a rule about coffee. :-)
    
    GREAT...tomorrow night I'm going to set up my coffee machine and while
    I'm at it I'll sneak through a few web sights {sshhh} :-o
12.15153BIGQ::SILVAI'm out, therefore I amFri Jun 14 1996 08:3712
| <<< Note 12.15152 by FABSIX::P_OHALLORAN >>>

| GREAT...tomorrow night I'm going to set up my coffee machine 

	I'd join you if it were tonight.... hmmm... then again, coffee isn't
worth it if you have to dress up for it. I'll just go to the cafe.... glad it's
opened all night long.

| I'm at it I'll sneak through a few web sights {sshhh} :-o

	Yes..... very hush hush.... 

12.15154FABSIX::P_OHALLORANFri Jun 14 1996 08:388
    
    why may ask would anyone come in voluntarily especially at that hour ?
    
    I'm coming in kicking & screaming & sometimes in my specially customed long
    sleeved white jacket.   :^)
    
    
    
12.15155BIGQ::SILVAI'm out, therefore I amFri Jun 14 1996 08:4611
| <<< Note 12.15154 by FABSIX::P_OHALLORAN >>>


| why may ask would anyone come in voluntarily especially at that hour ?

	End of the qtr, and there is much to do. When July 1st hits, I'll be
gone for a week.



Glen
12.15156FABSIX::P_OHALLORANFri Jun 14 1996 09:056
    
    another dedicated employee :^), does this mean you'll be working 16hrs
    today ? I've done that a few times and let me tell you it'll do a # on
    you're body, especially if it's at night.
    
    
12.15157BIGQ::SILVAI'm out, therefore I amFri Jun 14 1996 10:319

	No, I will be going home around 10:00. I worked my regular hours
yesterday, then took my parents to dinner, got a couple of hours sleep, and
came back here. So there is no way I will stay the day. But I'll be back
tomorrow morning.... except this time it will be around the 7-8 timeframe.


Glen
12.15158SALEM::DODAA little too smart for a big dumb townFri Jun 14 1996 11:0912
    <<< Note 12.15135 by SMURF::MSCANLON "a ferret on the barco-lounger" >>>

    re: .15129
    
   > You aren't kidding!  An aftermarket radiator
   > for an F250 costs $650 (not counting installation).  
    
    Wow. Mary, have you called around to VIP or Pep Boys? I just 
    picked up one for my ragtop at almost 1/3 the cost of what the 
    dealer wanted.

    daryll
12.15159ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsFri Jun 14 1996 12:313
    
    hell Mary, a radiator new for my Camaro was only $200. You got ripped
    off.
12.15160GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheFri Jun 14 1996 12:3838
    
    tthy:  left here at 4:05 to go to job #2.  get in the car, realize i
    need gas.  get 3/4 of the way to the gas station before i realize my
    wallet is sitting in my desk.  so i have to bang a u-turn to go all the
    way back to the office, get the wallet, try to call the store to tell
    them i'll be later only to be greeted with a busy signal, leave again,
    this time at about 4:25, get to work at 5:13 when i should have been
    ther at 4:45.  not a good way to start the nite.  then, nothing i ate
    from yesterday afternoon on stayed in my stomach.  it's like i drank
    drano or something...cleaning out the pipes.... :<
    
    another tthy:  i have always had a problem with printing from netscape. 
    so the wonderboy of our i/s group comes down and does something.  also
    tells me his is putting some macros or something on my system. 
    whatever.  1/2 hour or so later, he is done.  i go into teamlinks, find
    i have a mail message with a 'word' attachment, so i launch word from
    t/l.  no problemn.  except now i can not open ANYTHING from word. 
    can't click on the little 'open' icon.  it beeps.  can't click on file
    then open. it just beeps.  can't CLOSE word, it just beeps.  all i can
    do is type stuff.  can't save anything.  great.  call the i/s people.
    wonderboy will be down shortly.  40 minutes later he still isn't here,
    so i call back.  he's at lunch.  mind you, for 40 minutes, i haven't
    been able to do any work.  someone else comes down, has no idea why
    this is doing this.  he can't close it.  he's fooling around with it
    for about 10 minutes.  finally manages to 'end task'.  then goes back
    in word and it seems to be fine.  "seems to be" is the operative term. 
    now, my spell check isn't working.  i get "spell check completed.  text
    formatted with [no proofing} skipped."  ok, what the hell does that
    mean?  and words i spelled wrong go on unchecked.  i call again. 
    wonderboy tells me he didn't do anything to my spell check.  well,
    johnboy, that may be true, but my word worked just fine before you did
    something to my system, and i want it fixed.  but of course, now i have
    to leave, so i rebooted this a.m. hoping it would fix itself...but
    noooooo....and wonderboy isn't in yet...
    
    can i go home now??
    
    
12.15161SALEM::DODAA little too smart for a big dumb townFri Jun 14 1996 12:554
I paid $89 for my rad. Auto Palace wanted $150! The dealer was 
almost $250.

daryll
12.15162SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerFri Jun 14 1996 13:1411
    Oops!  Forgot to mention it's a heavy duty aluminum radiator (beats
    me what they usually make them out of) to go with the heavy duty 
    cooling system and the heavy duty suspension and the heavy duty
    transmission. Called around.  T'ain't cheaper elsewhere.  We don't 
    use a dealer, we have a mechanic so we get a break on the labor. He
    also usually calls around to get us a good deal on parts.    
    
    Of course, the mechanic doesn't see the Toyota often unless I'm picking
    up Keith after he drops off the Ford :-)
    
    
12.15163POWDML::HANGGELI_8^p_Fri Jun 14 1996 13:266
    
    Someone who won't get the message that I'm not interested and keeps
    calling me repeatedly.  He called three times yesterday.  I'm getting
    afraid to pick up the phone at work in case it's him 8^p.
                                                         
    
12.15164CNTROL::JENNISONIt's all about soulFri Jun 14 1996 13:294
    
    	Shawn, please leave mz_debra alone!!!
    
    
12.15165CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsFri Jun 14 1996 13:316
    DougO, I believe they are going to call it the Expedition.  One dealer
    in the area is taking orders for them for August/September devliery.  I
    inquired recently when was Ford going to revamp the Bronco line and
    offer a full size 4 door ala the Tahoe/Yukon.  The answer was, "never". 
    Go figure. 
    
12.15166WAHOO::LEVESQUEshow us the team!Fri Jun 14 1996 13:321
    When's the Dodge SUV coming out?
12.15167CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsFri Jun 14 1996 13:393
    Now that is a very good question indeed.  My bro' has a new Ram pick
    em' up.  Magnum V8, short bed.  If they were to base it on the Ram
    chassis, that might be something to consider too.  
12.15168WAHOO::LEVESQUEshow us the team!Fri Jun 14 1996 13:593
    TTHT:
    
    Yet another scheduling conflict.
12.15169ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsFri Jun 14 1996 14:082
    
    yeah doc, it's tough to fit in golf around work.
12.15170WAHOO::LEVESQUEshow us the team!Fri Jun 14 1996 14:343
    Actually, I want to go to a wine tasting, but I have to take care of
    the kids while my wife works. And my 7 year old has a soccer game, so
    it's not like I could have the neighbors watch them until I got home.
12.15171BIGQ::SILVAI'm out, therefore I amFri Jun 14 1996 14:4215

	I have had this problem with my vxt. Sometimes I can't get a decterm
from an x session. I can get one via a lat, but not from an X. And it would
come and go. Sometimes it would be like that, and other times it was ok. And
the problem would always correct itself on its own, and before anyone would get
around to checking it out. That was until this morning. It turns out this
program I run that links me with another system has one small problem. If the
other system is down, or if in this case there isn't a decnet address for it
yet (it moved), it won't allow me to get a decterm.

	But why could I still get a decterm from a lat? 


Glen
12.15172POWDML::HANGGELI_8^p_Fri Jun 14 1996 14:583
    
    I wish I had somebody to father with on Father's Day 8^/.
    
12.15173CNTROL::JENNISONIt's all about soulFri Jun 14 1996 14:593
    
    	:-(
    
12.15174ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsFri Jun 14 1996 15:004
    
    .15172
    
    bummer deb.
12.15175VMSNET::M_MACIOLEKFour54 Camaro/Only way to flyFri Jun 14 1996 15:0116
    That implies the transport your running is messed up.  DECnet is
    busted, but LAT is not.  So, lat works, but decnet doesn't.  I'll
    bet max links is maxed out on the system you're trying to connect to.
    That's why the problem comes and goes.  Sometime there are links
    and you get in, sometimes they're all used up and you don't get in.
    
    RE: Ferd:
    My inlaws just got a ferd aerostar.  They liked our suburban and
    wanted to get something they could stuff lots of people in.  Only
    problem is when they stuff people into it, the thing can't get out
    of its own way.  I can put 8 people in my suburban and 6500 pounds
    on a trailer and cruise at 60mph.  With the A/C on even.  Plus they'll
    probably break down on the way down here and I'll have to tow 'em
    the rest of the way.  Get a Suburban or Yukon.  
    
    MadMike
12.15176POWDML::HANGGELI_8^p_Fri Jun 14 1996 15:034
    
    Does anyone in the area need a daughter?  I happen to be free on Sunday
    8^I.
    
12.15177BIGQ::SILVAI'm out, therefore I amFri Jun 14 1996 15:413

	Thanks for the info, Mike. 
12.15178Windstar can haul pretty well for a minivanDECWIN::RALTOI don't brake for videographersFri Jun 14 1996 16:1915
    > My inlaws just got a ferd aerostar.
    
    Yark!  Shoulda tried a Ford Windstar instead, if they wanted a
    minivan.  The Aerostar was Ford's first pass at a minivan, and
    it shows.  With the Windstar you can get a 3.8L, 200hp engine
    that will definitely get you onto the freeway (and you can get
    this engine as an not-too-pricey option even on the lower-end
    GL model).  Plus the Windstar is front-wheel-drive, much bigger
    and nicer (inside and out), and so on.
    
    It's no Suburban, to be sure, but then it doesn't have Suburban's
    sticker price, either.  :-)  "Okay, Bob Barker, is the first number
    a... '3'?"
    
    Chris
12.15179NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Fri Jun 14 1996 16:262
But the Windstar is smaller than the Grand Caravan.  I think it's smaller the
the regular Caravan too.
12.15180I forget the engine specs for the CaravansDECWIN::RALTOI don't brake for videographersFri Jun 14 1996 16:338
    Back when I did my "extensive analysis" :-), I think I found that the
    Windstar size was between the regular Caravan and the Grand Caravan.
    I believe that the Aerostar is smaller than all of them, though.  I'm
    mercifully forgetting all the facts and figures over time; for a while
    I was totally immersed in the various car newsgroups, AOL discussion
    groups, and Web auto-related sites.  I'm now happily "in recovery"...
    
    Chris
12.15181CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowFri Jun 14 1996 17:0619


  dealing with HMO and the outfit that approves caregivers.  This outfit
 gave a list of Dr's to take my son to..my ex makes an appointment, then
 calls the outfit back to get the approval. "Sorry, we don't have that
 Dr listed", they say "But, you gave me his name" says my ex.."you'll
 have to talk to my supervisor who is out til Monday"..my ex says "but
 the appointment is Monday and my son really needs to see this Dr. ASAP
 (his depression seems to be getting worse)".."sorry" replies the 
 idiot on the phone..

 So, I called up there and after going through 3 levels of voicemail
 (getting cut off once)..I read them the riot act.."someone will call
 you back shortly, they reply"...



 Jim
12.15182NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Fri Jun 14 1996 17:073
Edmund's says the Aerostar is bigger than the Windstar.  I think there used
to be a regular-length Aerostar and an extended one.  Ford dropped the
regular one.
12.15183JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeFri Jun 14 1996 17:173
    .15181
    
    Jimbo, said a prayer for you just now.  
12.15184DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Fri Jun 14 1996 17:257
    
    
    	TTHT    dumping part of my lunch in my lap.  Had it been
    		just a sandwich or something, no biggie.  But noooo,
    		had to be spaghetti sauce.  And what color shorts
    		am I wearing?  Peach.   grumble.......
    
12.15185ROWLET::AINSLEYDCU Board of Directors CandidateFri Jun 14 1996 17:265
    Jim,
    
    I hope your son can get the treatment he needs.
    
    Bob
12.15186WAHOO::LEVESQUEshow us the team!Fri Jun 14 1996 17:264
    >            -< I forget the engine specs for the Caravans >-
    
     We've got the 3.8l v6. It's somewhere in the 155-175 hp range, if I
    recall correctly.
12.15187??DECWIN::RALTOI don't brake for videographersFri Jun 14 1996 17:2716
> Edmund's says the Aerostar is bigger than the Windstar.  I think there used
> to be a regular-length Aerostar and an extended one.  Ford dropped the
> regular one.
    
    I just checked it earlier out of curiosity (I guess I'm not fully
    "recovered" yet, after all), and the Edmund's site that I found listed
    Windstar exterior length at 201.2 inches, and the extended Aerostar
    at 190.3.  It listed the two Caravans at 186.3 and 199.6.
    
    There are lots of other measurements (width, height, etc.) as well,
    but I didn't see interior length, which would sure be useful for a
    minivan.
    
    Are we looking at the same www.edmunds.com?...
    
    Chris
12.15188CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsFri Jun 14 1996 17:305
    RE: Shorts color...
    
    Lemme guess, marinara red, right?  :-)
    
    
12.15189POWDML::HANGGELI_8^p_Fri Jun 14 1996 17:495
    
    I dreamed about my mother last night, and now I can't get in touch with
    her.  She never goes anywhere other than the store.  Why isn't she
    answering the phone?
    
12.15190NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Fri Jun 14 1996 17:551
Maybe she's at the store.
12.15191ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsFri Jun 14 1996 17:562
    
    maybe she's out tanning.
12.15192POWDML::HANGGELI_8^p_Fri Jun 14 1996 18:005
    
    If she's at the store, she's been there since 9:30 this morning 8^).
    
    I'm just paranoid.
    
12.15193NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Fri Jun 14 1996 18:031
Maybe her phone is out of order.
12.15194DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Fri Jun 14 1996 18:106
    
    
    	re: Brian
    
    	Parts of 'em are now that color!  (harumph)
    
12.15195CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowFri Jun 14 1996 18:256
    
>    Jimbo, said a prayer for you just now.  



 thank you.
12.15196CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowFri Jun 14 1996 18:2610
    
>    I hope your son can get the treatment he needs.
    
 

      thanks, Bob...this is getting rather frustrating.



 Jim
12.15197JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeFri Jun 14 1996 20:0115
    Reading the newspaper two days in a row and finding articles such as:
    
    More teenagers die from violence than any other cause.
    
    3 Teenage boys charged with rape, 16, 17 and 18 year old, after the
    girl passes out from too much to drink.  She consensually had sex with
    the 17 and 18 year old, but refused the 16 year old.  When she passed
    out the 17 and 18 year old helped the 16 year old by dragging the girl
    to some location where he got his jollys.
    
    And, 100 high school girls create a melee at a mcdonalds in San Jose. 
    It seems that 1 girl was still ticked off about a spilled soda back in
    September.
    
    I don't know about you guys, but this stuff just makes me ache inside.
12.15198JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeFri Jun 14 1996 20:016
    .15197
    
    P.S.
    
    It took 45 police officers to break up the girls and drag them all to
    the police station.
12.15199CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowFri Jun 14 1996 20:155



  eeeesh...
12.15200JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeFri Jun 14 1996 20:171
    I really hate snarfing...
12.15201ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsFri Jun 14 1996 20:322
    
    <--- isn't that against your religion?
12.15202JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeFri Jun 14 1996 20:521
    What snarfing or hating.. :-)
12.15203in due timeFABSIX::P_OHALLORANI'll think of somethingSat Jun 15 1996 02:0412
           re:    <<< Note 12.15163 by POWDML::HANGGELI "_8^p_" >>>

   some people aren't that perceptive and unfortunately you have to become
    assertive. Sure it may cause frustration on their part but it's for the
    best in long run and relieves you of any aggravation. They'll get over
    it. Trust me ;^)
    
    




12.15204USAT05::HALLRSun Jun 16 1996 11:566
    Deb;
    
    since i'm about old enuf, u can be my daughter....whacha get me for
    Daddy's Day?
    
    Ron
12.15205CNTROL::JENNISONIt's all about soulMon Jun 17 1996 12:5913
    
    	TTHFriday:
    	
    	The $200 car service that we had scheduled turned into
    	a $700 quote for service.
    
    	"Mrs. Jennison ?  We did the recall work and changed your
    	oil as you requested.  We checked into the squeaking that you
    	asked us about, and you've got a broken power steering fluid
    	pump.  We can replace that for you for $333;  when would you
    	like to schedule that? ... you also need new rear brakes ..."
    
    
12.15206ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsMon Jun 17 1996 16:123
    
    ALL-IN-1 is crawling along like molasses in January. it must be
    a monday thing.
12.15207SNAX::BOURGOINEMon Jun 17 1996 16:167
>>    ALL-IN-1 is crawling along like molasses in January. it must be
>>    a monday thing.

	Actually that's an ALL-IN-ONE thing....

Pat

12.15208work slowdownHBAHBA::HAASmore madness, less horrorMon Jun 17 1996 16:176
Actually, it's ALL-IN-1(tm).

I heard that all the processes are protesting the corporate decision to
go to exchange. Sorta a blue flu thing.

TTom
12.15209ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsMon Jun 17 1996 16:253
    
    Pat, I accept your apology. it's now decided to speed up a little
    bit. 
12.15210CHEFS::COOKSHalf Man,Half BiscuitMon Jun 17 1996 16:565
    The IRA.
    
    When will the bloodshed end? How no one was killed in Manchester,i`ll
    never know.
    
12.15211makes the news over here, tooGAAS::BRAUCHERWelcome to ParadiseMon Jun 17 1996 17:328
    
      There was a front-page photo in this Sunday's Boston Globe.  Big
     smoke cloud seen up a city street, with hordes of terrified Brits
     running towards the camera.
    
      Those IRA guys seem to have your attention.
    
      bb
12.15212they think it was over drugsBIGQ::SILVAI'm out, therefore I amMon Jun 17 1996 17:4411

	To think there was a shooting in an area that I was in not long before
it happened. And it appears that the 2nd person to get shot may have just been
in the wrong place at the wrong time.

	Last major crime to be committed on that street was a mugging in 1988. 



Glen
12.15213How do I prevent this?DECLNE::REESEMy REALITY check bouncedMon Jun 17 1996 21:054
    Finally finding some time to read da 'box and having what seems
    like a bazillion notes that I've already read re-appear.....why
    does this happen?
    
12.15214BIGQ::SILVAI'm out, therefore I amTue Jun 18 1996 01:091
                                   dejavu?
12.15215THEMAX::E_WALKERTue Jun 18 1996 01:121
         Why don't you go sober up and try it again. 
12.15216BIGQ::SILVAI'm out, therefore I amTue Jun 18 1996 01:143

	I ain't drunk.... it just didn't show up as a word for spellchecker! :)
12.15217MFGFIN::E_WALKERTue Jun 18 1996 03:251
         Not you, the other guy with the screwy account. 
12.15218BRITE::FYFEUse it up, wear it out, make it do, or do without.Tue Jun 18 1996 11:572
    
    It's just the repetitive nature of this conference ....
12.15219BIGQ::SILVAI'm out, therefore I amTue Jun 18 1996 13:081
what goes around comes around?
12.15220WAHOO::LEVESQUEshow us the team!Tue Jun 18 1996 17:232
    One of the guys whacked his head on the stanchion for the new hoops in
    Littleton. Lotsa blood. Feh.
12.15221DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Tue Jun 18 1996 20:326
    
    
    	TTHT   Inns/B&Bs/Hotels that think everyone can afford to
    		stay their required two-night minimum when their 
    		rooms are upwards of $100/night.   It's not fair.  =(
    
12.15222POWDML::HANGGELI_8^p_Wed Jun 19 1996 04:353
    
    I'm so angry I could spit.
    
12.15223GIDDAY::BURTS.I.S.Wed Jun 19 1996 04:353
What's up?


12.15226MFGFIN::E_WALKERWed Jun 19 1996 04:461
         Spit it out, what's wrong with you? 
12.15227GIDDAY::BURTS.I.S.Wed Jun 19 1996 04:494
Pronoun presumption alert!



12.15229THEMAX::SMITH_SOnly users lose drugsWed Jun 19 1996 04:551
    They have a whole note topic dedicated to ya, what's wrong?
12.15230MFGFIN::E_WALKERWed Jun 19 1996 04:561
         You're still special to me. Whoever you are.
12.15231THEMAX::SMITH_SOnly users lose drugsWed Jun 19 1996 04:581
    That's mz deb to you...
12.15232THEMAX::E_WALKERWed Jun 19 1996 05:082
         Oh yeah. She is special. Don't let those punks tell you otherwise,
    mz Deb. 
12.15233POWDML::HANGGELI_8^p_Wed Jun 19 1996 05:083
    
    Thanx, honeys.
    
12.15234THEMAX::E_WALKERWed Jun 19 1996 05:166
         Don't get depressed; I've had the same feeling myself from time to
    time. For what it's worth, you still have friends in noteland who think
    you're a great person. Too bad no one else is around right now, or they
    would tell you the same thing. Well, goodnight. I'm outta here... 
    
                                  
12.15235BIGQ::SILVAI'm out, therefore I amWed Jun 19 1996 12:526
| <<< Note 12.15222 by POWDML::HANGGELI "_8^p_" >>>


| I'm so angry I could spit.

	Then you would be a baseball player.
12.15236MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Wed Jun 19 1996 14:422
     http://204.182.40.66
    
12.152378)POWDML::HANGGELI_8^p_Wed Jun 19 1996 15:242
    
    
12.15238SCASS1::BARBER_AI guess I'm not that hungryWed Jun 19 1996 16:381
    How grim.
12.15239GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheWed Jun 19 1996 18:015
    
    how about telling those of us whose netscape won't cooperate what
    that is to hate...
    
    
12.15240BIGQ::SILVAI'm out, therefore I amWed Jun 19 1996 18:224

	I'm trying to get netscape installed on our system. They have a VMS
version now.
12.15241PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Jun 19 1996 19:225

	my co-worker is saying "subsiderary" again. 
	over and over.
	he'll be breaking out the bamboo slivers next, i suppose.  
12.15242SOLVIT::KRAWIECKItumble to remove jerksWed Jun 19 1996 19:233
    
    Ask the co-worker if he/she has a newcular family....
    
12.15243CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowWed Jun 19 1996 19:247

 but wait til Febewary to ask him, and go to the libary first.



 
12.15244MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Wed Jun 19 1996 19:401
    Then everything will be copesthetic...
12.15245ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsWed Jun 19 1996 19:502
    
    no notes w/'pril and Oph.
12.15246ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsWed Jun 19 1996 20:152
    
    <---- I lied. 
12.15247Lunchtime chaosTHEMAX::E_WALKERThu Jun 20 1996 00:575
         Was out to lunch, saw a young woman walking her dog, slowed down
    to stare, and had some do-gooder actually shout at me. Why can't people
    mind their own business?!? Some stupid yuppie in a minivan, and it
    wasn't like I was holding up traffic. What is the world coming to?!?
    
12.15248SCASS1::BARBER_Aout of my wayThu Jun 20 1996 01:281
    Wow.  Do you have a purple mohawk or something?
12.15249USAT02::HALLRThu Jun 20 1996 01:3215
    Here I was, driving home in the HEAT & HUMIDITY today, when along the
    BW Parkway an attractive looking lady was having a time on the shoulder
    with a flat tire.  
    
    I slowed down and pulled over and got out and asked the lady if she
    needed my help with the tire (course I notice that she kinda held the
    tire iron like a first time skier awkwardly holds their poles.)  She
    said "Yes, please."
    
    Now, I'm in my shirt and tie, and I begin changing the tire for her and
    approximately 10 minute span, at least 10 motorists blow their horn,
    one guy jeering out his passenger window.
    
    Lady was much obliged, saying she knew she'd end up having to have her
    dress dry cleaned if SHE had to change the tire "all by myself..."
12.15250SCASS1::BARBER_Aout of my wayThu Jun 20 1996 01:353
    A very good deed you did, Ron.  I would die if I had to change a flat. 
    I would really die if I had to accept help from the likes of one of
    those "jeerers", aka Ed. 
12.15251Drive in Boston :^)FABSIX::P_OHALLORANI'll think of somethingThu Jun 20 1996 01:4513
    
    re:  <<< Note 12.15247 by THEMAX::E_WALKER >>>

      >  Was out to lunch, saw a young woman walking her dog, slowed down
      >  to stare, and had some do-gooder actually shout at me. Why can't
      >  people
      >  mind their own business?!? Some stupid yuppie in a minivan, and it
      >  wasn't like I was holding up traffic. What is the world coming
      >  to?!?

         Ed, consider yourself lucky, if that had happened someplace like
    Memorial Drive here in Boston on any given summer afternoon someone
    would rather rear end you then have you slow down traffic. 
12.15252THEMAX::SMITH_SOnly users lose drugsThu Jun 20 1996 02:311
    Yes Ed, I've driven in Boston and let me tell ya...
12.15253MFGFIN::E_WALKERThu Jun 20 1996 02:393
         This isn't Boston, and I wasn't on the freeway. I was driving
    through the suburbs, where the speed limit is around 30. Besides, there
    were two lanes. 
12.15254THEMAX::SMITH_SOnly users lose drugsThu Jun 20 1996 02:492
    No exuses for hazardous driving.
    -ss
12.15255CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowThu Jun 20 1996 02:5619


 I am really tired of being interrupted when I am talking to someone.  Tonight
 I was talking to someone, engaged in a rather meaningful discussion, when
 another person walked right up and started talking to the other person as
 if there was not a conversation already in progress.  I wouldn't mind, but
 it seems this is becoming the norm.  It happens at work, at church and
 other places.  What the heck is wrong with people? Is our  society in
 such a doggoned hurry that they can't slow down for a couple minutes
 to allow someone to complete a conversation.  I might add that this happened
 3 times tonight, in different discussions.


 Grrr....



 Jim
12.15256POWDML::HANGGELI_8^p_Thu Jun 20 1996 02:585
    
    Excuse me, Jim, but I was talking!
    
    8^)
    
12.15257CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowThu Jun 20 1996 03:033

 Oh, er...sorry
12.15258POWDML::HANGGELI_8^p_Thu Jun 20 1996 03:1012
    
    8^)
    
    That ranks right up there with people who come to your office, see
    you're on the phone, and then stand there and listen to your
    conversation as they non-verbally urge you to hang up. 
    
    Unless it's an emergency, once you've waved and gestured at me I
    realize you want to talk, so go back to your own office and as soon as 
    I've hung up I'll come to see you, OK?  
    
    
12.15259take a pictureFABSIX::P_OHALLORANI'll think of somethingThu Jun 20 1996 03:384
    
    ok, what about people that just sit there and stare at you without
    saying a word. That drives me absolutely NUTS! I can't stand it.
    
12.15260get back, loserTHEMAX::E_WALKERThu Jun 20 1996 03:483
         I can't stand the "close up" people - those idiots that get about
    two inches away from you when they're speaking. And then they get
    offended if you try and back off. 
12.15261FABSIX::P_OHALLORANI'll think of somethingThu Jun 20 1996 04:155
    
    what about the types that constantly touch you while their talking to
    you. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGG.......
    
    
12.15262MFGFIN::E_WALKERThu Jun 20 1996 04:323
         That's only a bad thing if it's another guy. I can't stand those
    touchy-feely dudes either. The best thing to do is start shaking, like
    you're about to have a psychotic seizure. 
12.15263maybe a little ritalinFABSIX::P_OHALLORANI'll think of somethingThu Jun 20 1996 04:438
    
    I experienced this on Monday. I'll call her a friend of a friend and
    she was like this _all_ day. I didn't want to be rude but this lady
    wouldn't shut up and she was constantly touching me. She drove damn
    near crazy. Oh, and trust me on this one, you wouldn't have wanted her
    doing this to you either.
    
    
12.15264Stop the oldiesTHEMAX::E_WALKERThu Jun 20 1996 04:549
        Here's something to really hate - co-workers who insist on blasting
    the "oldies" station all night. This is the only area with a good
    stereo system - six speakers - and this 1950's crap has been going at a
    grim volume for hours. I can't take much more - it's pure torture. I
    can't even think of the sound as part of the background anymore. You
    would think, after listening to this annoying garbage for 40 years,
    that people would finally say "enough"! But they never seem to get
    tired of it. I listen to a song I like maybe ten times before I have to
    give it a rest. 
12.15265FABSIX::P_OHALLORANI'll think of somethingThu Jun 20 1996 05:1110
    
    
    be happy you have some music to listen too. I'm inside a clean room and
    the only thing I hear is the constant humming of the ventilation ducts.
    As if thats not enough, we have millions of alarms sounding every time
    there's a power glitch. The first time it happened, I think I beat my
    4.8 40yd dash. NTM I was whiter than my fab bunny suit. Now that was
    something to see :^)
    
    
12.15266THEMAX::SMITH_SOnly users lose drugsThu Jun 20 1996 05:413
    We use to have a cleanroom here.  What do you do there? And where is
    THERE?
    -ss
12.15267FABSIX::P_OHALLORANI'll think of somethingThu Jun 20 1996 06:535
    
    I work in metals & dielectrics, everything involved in the thin films
    process. The plant is located in Hudson Mass.
    
    
12.15268USAT05::HALLRThu Jun 20 1996 10:544
    but Ms. Deb, you told me all I had to do was wave my hand and you'd
    immediately drop everything and tend to all my needs...
    
    where did I go wrong?
12.15269WMOIS::GIROUARD_CThu Jun 20 1996 11:131
-1 confusing fantasy with reality. :-)
12.15270an A for effortFABSIX::P_OHALLORANI'll think of somethingThu Jun 20 1996 11:171
    
12.15271goes down like a temporary occupant of Hugh Grant's bimmerWAHOO::LEVESQUEshow us the team!Thu Jun 20 1996 11:251
    Fileserver down yet again. Can't access mail.
12.15272BIGQ::SILVAI'm out, therefore I amThu Jun 20 1996 12:378
| <<< Note 12.15251 by FABSIX::P_OHALLORAN "I'll think of something" >>>


| Ed, consider yourself lucky, if that had happened someplace like Memorial 
| Drive here in Boston on any given summer afternoon someone would rather rear 
| end you 

	I can tell you now it would NOT be me! 
12.15273BIGQ::SILVAI'm out, therefore I amThu Jun 20 1996 12:3915
| <<< Note 12.15258 by POWDML::HANGGELI "_8^p_" >>>


| Unless it's an emergency, once you've waved and gestured at me I realize you 
| want to talk, so go back to your own office and as soon as I've hung up I'll 
| come to see you, OK?

	I'm going to the PC right now (I'm told I'm very good with pc stuff)
and make a big sign with the words Deb wrote. I will then hang it up in my
office. :-)



Glen

12.15274BIGQ::SILVAI'm out, therefore I amThu Jun 20 1996 12:409
| <<< Note 12.15264 by THEMAX::E_WALKER >>>

| I can't take much more - it's pure torture. 

	Then please do the only thing that makes sense... QUIT!



Glen
12.15275BIGQ::SILVAI'm out, therefore I amThu Jun 20 1996 12:415
| <<< Note 12.15266 by THEMAX::SMITH_S "Only users lose drugs" >>>

| We use to have a cleanroom here.  

	They all dirty now?
12.15276THEMAX::E_WALKERFri Jun 21 1996 00:114
         Hey, SILVA, who are you to tell me to quit my job? I don't even
    remember you being involved in the conversation. Why don't you go back
    a few notes and turn your attention to the topic we were discussing:
    people minding their own business. 
12.15277GIDDAY::BURTS.I.S.Fri Jun 21 1996 00:144
Still surrounded by a mass of grapevine "hit" numbers for MCS SPT.  People are 
getting very, very twitchy.

\C
12.15278FABSIX::P_OHALLORANI'll think of somethingFri Jun 21 1996 00:386
    
     <<< Note 12.15276 by THEMAX::E_WALKER >>>
    
    just a little touchy tonight
    
     
12.15279Touchy?!?THEMAX::E_WALKERFri Jun 21 1996 00:453
         Just a bit. I know what the folks back east are saying, but we're
    not gone yet. And I don't need to be ridiculed by someone who wasn't
    even involved in the discussion. z
12.15280BIGQ::SILVAI'm out, therefore I amFri Jun 21 1996 00:5715
| <<< Note 12.15276 by THEMAX::E_WALKER >>>

| Hey, SILVA, who are you to tell me to quit my job? 

	It's the best thing you can do. You were very upset with the music, so
it only makes sense that you quit your job. I am only trying to help you with
your situation.

| I don't even remember you being involved in the conversation. 

	And when has that ever been a factor before?

| people minding their own business.

	Nah....
12.15281THEMAX::E_WALKERFri Jun 21 1996 01:023
         Okay, okay, I'll admit I've never minded my own business in this
    conference. It just kinda sounded to me like you were gloating. I've
    
12.15282FABSIX::P_OHALLORANI'll think of somethingFri Jun 21 1996 01:037
    
    you must think were all selfcentered with that statement "I know what
    the folks back east are saying, but we're not gone yet" Sorry to tell
    you but your _wrong_. 
    
    
        
12.15283THEMAX::E_WALKERFri Jun 21 1996 01:031
    ....had difficulty finishing my own notes - it's been that kind of day.
12.15284BIGQ::SILVAI'm out, therefore I amFri Jun 21 1996 01:344

	Ed, my note followed your music note. Sorry if it sounded like I was
gloating over your situation with your job. I wouldn't wish that on the CFV! 
12.15285FABSIX::P_OHALLORANI'll think of somethingFri Jun 21 1996 01:424
    
    See Ed, I didn't think Glen was giving you a hard time.
    
    
12.15286THEMAX::E_WALKERFri Jun 21 1996 01:483
         I guess not. Bad day for me, I'm a bit sensitive for some
    reason... maybe it's because I didn't go to sleep until 7:30 this
    morning. 
12.1528710:00 for meFABSIX::P_OHALLORANI'll think of somethingFri Jun 21 1996 01:571
    
12.15288GIDDAY::BURTS.I.S.Fri Jun 21 1996 03:575
3 weeks 'til we find out how many, how much and who...
I *hate* this!


\C
12.15289ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsFri Jun 21 1996 12:012
    
    well Chele, get used to it. It won't change any in the near future.
12.15290POWDML::HANGGELIHeartless JadeFri Jun 21 1996 13:003
    
    TTHT:  remembering why martinis are called IBMs - Instant Big Mouth.
    
12.15291CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowFri Jun 21 1996 13:013

 Whoops!
12.15292BIGQ::SILVAI'm out, therefore I amFri Jun 21 1996 13:167
| <<< Note 12.15285 by FABSIX::P_OHALLORAN "I'll think of something" >>>


| See Ed, I didn't think Glen was giving you a hard time.

	No, I was not! :-)

12.15293WAHOO::LEVESQUEplus je bois, mieux je chanteFri Jun 21 1996 14:441
    I now have this huge hankering for pizza. And I brought my lunch.
12.15294GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheFri Jun 21 1996 14:466
    
    not a problem doc...lunch become dinner or an afternoon snack.  or,
    better yet, send it to chicago and the other mark will have it for
    breakfast.  :>
    
    
12.15295..and I forgot my lunch todayCSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowFri Jun 21 1996 14:488

 Actually, I seem to have OD'd on pizza and have no desire to have
 any.



 Jim
12.15296WAHOO::LEVESQUEplus je bois, mieux je chanteFri Jun 21 1996 14:483
    >not a problem doc...lunch become dinner or an afternoon snack.  
    
     Nah, I'll just suffer until next week or so...
12.15297WAHOO::LEVESQUEplus je bois, mieux je chanteFri Jun 21 1996 14:491
    Gee, Jim. You like roast beef with dijon mustard and provolone? :-)
12.15298CNTROL::JENNISONIt's all about soulFri Jun 21 1996 14:595
    
    	mmm, pizza sounds good to me, too.
    
    	Sounds like a good day to skip my lunchtime run!
    
12.15299CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowFri Jun 21 1996 15:2410
>    Gee, Jim. You like roast beef with dijon mustard and provolone? :-)


     Thanks, but I'm afraid I've never been able to eat roast beef with
     mustard of any sort.


 
Jim
12.15300Rabbits and AutopartsVMSNET::M_MACIOLEKFour54 Camaro/Only way to flyFri Jun 21 1996 15:2615
    BooBoo didn't make it, he crapped out this morning.  Kyle didn't
    notice.
    
    I wanted some parts anodized.  I have a lot of gold anodized auto
    stuff I want red.  I called the plating place.  $500 - $1000 set up
    fee.  Whoops.  I guess it's cheaper to spend $60 and get ANOTHER
    pair of valve covers.  Cripes, welcome to madmikes used autoparts
    yard.  I got big block engines, wheels, tires, heads, manifolds,
    performance pieces, starters, alternators, batteries, water pumps, 
    brake systems... c'mon down y'all.  We're having a sale this week.
    
    Most of the people I've run across are "dreamers".  A kid wanted one
    of my 454's for his trans am.  I guess the price turned him off.
    The engine probably cost more than his car.  Speed costs money.  How
    fast do you want to go?
12.15301SCASS1::BARBER_Aout of my wayFri Jun 21 1996 16:204
    Insecure/obnoxious individuals who are completely self-absorbed and 
    continually abuse the only person able to help them.  Sad.  I hate to
    see people I care about get mistreated so readily, and if it doesn't
    stop soon, I may start to be driven by my emotions as well.    
12.15302ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsFri Jun 21 1996 16:382
    
    heck 'pril, just have the abusee tell the abuser where they can go.
12.15303SCASS1::BARBER_Aout of my wayFri Jun 21 1996 16:491
    I have, believe me.  He's just too dang nice.
12.15304POWDML::HANGGELIHeartless JadeFri Jun 21 1996 17:194
    
    tth:  telling a friend about a seriously traumatic incident and getting
          the implied response of "I don't care".
              
12.15305JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeFri Jun 21 1996 17:213
    .15304
    
    Been there, probably cause the friend has their own trauma going.
12.15306ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsFri Jun 21 1996 17:294
    
    .15304
    
    or, the person has no feelings.
12.15307POWDML::HANGGELIHeartless JadeFri Jun 21 1996 17:359
    
    No, Nancy is correct, but if I can be loving and supportive of someone
    else's trauma when I have my own, can't I expect that of others?
    
    Even a small "I'm sorry to hear it" or "I'm glad you're ok" would have 
    been validating.  As it is, I felt a vague resemblance to my former
    husband, who would interrupt me in the middle of a sentence to say
    "Shut up, I don't care."
    
12.15308ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsFri Jun 21 1996 17:392
    
    <----- hey you, next time give me call and I'll listen.
12.15309POWDML::HANGGELIHeartless JadeFri Jun 21 1996 17:403
    
    Thanks, honey 8^/.
    
12.15310JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeFri Jun 21 1996 17:426
    Yup, I understand.  We actually set ourselves up for disappointment
    when we expect from others what we can give though.  It's probably not
    indicative of how much the person cares, but more indicative of how
    undeveloped the person is emotionally.
    
    
12.15311USAT05::HALLRFri Jun 21 1996 17:542
    .15300
    Mike, did u have a formal burial service, etc...
12.15312MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Fri Jun 21 1996 18:122
    Low morale in the office today!  I was smart enough to think ahead. 
    It was inevitable!
12.15313VMSNET::M_MACIOLEKFour54 Camaro/Only way to flyFri Jun 21 1996 19:295
    re: Mike, did u have a formal burial service, etc...
    
    Hell no.  Laura planted him while kyle wasn't paying attention.
    No taps, no flags, no 21 gun salutes.  I reckon magnum is prolly
    digging him up right about now.
12.15314GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheFri Jun 21 1996 20:157
    
    tth:  people who think they are high and mighty against the rest of the
    world and feel they can say or do whatever they want, wherever they
    want, whenever they want, regardless of how others around them feel or
    respond.  and people with really big mouths.  i want to move my
    office...
    
12.15315CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowFri Jun 21 1996 20:173

 no snickers bars in the candy machine.
12.15316JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeFri Jun 21 1996 21:036
    .15314
    
    Aintcha gotten used to it by now?  Why do these things never surprise
    me anymore.  These are tough times at Digital, it is only going to get
    worse.
    
12.15317MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Fri Jun 21 1996 21:214
  Z   and people with really big mouths.  i want to move my
  Z      office...
    
    You work in a law office fer cryin out loud!!!!!
12.15318BIGQ::SILVAI'm out, therefore I amFri Jun 21 1996 22:303

	Then it must be quite warm where raq works. :-)
12.15319everything is FUBAR!!!FABSIX::P_OHALLORANI'll think of somethingSat Jun 22 1996 01:422
    
    
12.15320June MadnessMFGFIN::E_WALKERSat Jun 22 1996 02:553
         Cheer up, it's almost over unless you're a chump like me who has
    to work Saturday and Sunday too. I should get a day off in another
    eight-nine days. 
12.15321FABSIX::P_OHALLORANI'll think of somethingSat Jun 22 1996 04:134
    
    only 7hrs & 43 minutes to go {phew}
    
    
12.15322FABSIX::P_OHALLORANI'll think of somethingSat Jun 22 1996 04:144
    
    according to the clock on the wall
    
    
12.15323MFGFIN::E_WALKERSat Jun 22 1996 04:472
         What kind of crazy shift do you have?!?
    
12.15324FABSIX::P_OHALLORANI'll think of somethingSat Jun 22 1996 04:535
    
    it's a condensed work week so were able to run 24/7. My shift is Wed,
    Thurs, & Fri every other Tues. 8pm to 8am. 
    
    
12.15325THEMAX::E_WALKERSat Jun 22 1996 05:043
         The dreaded twelve hour clean room shifts. It must be kind of
    nice to get off on friday and not have to come into work until 8pm on
    wednesday, though. I bet you're always the last noter out there. 
12.15326FABSIX::P_OHALLORANI'll think of somethingSat Jun 22 1996 05:2711
    
    I get out on Saturday mornings. It's great when I don't have to come
    back in till Wednesday night. It makes for a nice long weekend. 
    
    > I bet you're always the last noter out there.
      
      I do my best at throwing in my two cents :^)
    
      Do you work nights every weekend?
    
     
12.15327BIGQ::SILVAI'm out, therefore I amSat Jun 22 1996 17:3411
	How many variations of these shifts do they have? I thought they only
had:

    Sunday - Tuesday & every other Wednesday 8:00am-8:00pm & 8:00pm-8:00am
                                      
    Thursday - saturday & every other Wednesday 8:00am-8:00pm & 8:00pm-8:00am



	Now your shift. This place is crazy!
12.15328BIGQ::SILVAI'm out, therefore I amSat Jun 22 1996 20:188

	While it is raining, I would much rather not be here at work until
10:00 tonight. I did get my laundry done, an oil change, but what now? 



Glen
12.15329THEMAX::E_WALKERSat Jun 22 1996 20:242
         On weekends I get the privilege of working days - whenever I can
    make it in. Usually 10:00 or so to about 4:00-6:00 pm. 
12.15330THEMAX::SMITH_Ssmeller's the fellerSat Jun 22 1996 20:243
    ttht
    working on Saturday....
    
12.15331THEMAX::E_WALKERSun Jun 23 1996 19:572
    ...and SUNDAY
    
12.15332SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Sun Jun 23 1996 20:374
    
    	aye, too true...
    
    
12.15333BIGQ::SILVAI'm out, therefore I amMon Jun 24 1996 11:0215

	While I was running parts on Saturday while it was raining, I took my
car to Jiffy Lube to get an oil change. I came back and smelt burning oil and I
kept thinking, can't they do an oil change without spilling any?

	I smelt it yesterday, so when I got home from softball I looked under
the car. Nothing had leaked yet. But I had just gotten home. There was some oil
on the engine, so I figured they spilt it and it is burning off. I looked under
the car this morning. A puddle of oil. Grrr..... now I get to spend my lunch
going back to the damn place and find out why it was so hard to do the job
right the FIRST time???? 


Glen
12.15334SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn't free.Mon Jun 24 1996 11:098
    
    
    	That stinks Glen. That is also the reason I change my own oil. I
    usually remember to put the oil pan plug back in and I tend not to pour
    a quart of oil over the exhaust manifold. ;*)
    
    
    jim
12.15335BIGQ::SILVAI'm out, therefore I amMon Jun 24 1996 11:159

	It looks to be leaking from the filter. And yes, I should change it on
my own, but I never have the time. I still gotta do a tune-up on this thing,
and that only takes about 10-15 minutes! 



Glen
12.15336GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheMon Jun 24 1996 12:429
    
    tthln:  having a can of pepsi a little later than i should have.  spent
    the night waking up every 1-1/2 hour or so.  plus, my back hurts.
    
    tthy:  spending many hours and more money than i wanted to on trying to
    figure out why the heck the reception on my t.v. was so poor on some
    stations and fine on others....only to find out it was because of my
    super nintendo system.  drilling holes is never fun.
    
12.15337DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Mon Jun 24 1996 15:1515
    
    
    	.... still having a cough and laryngitis left over from my
    		flu last week.  Dr. gave me a couple prescriptions.
    		I don't want to be sick for Hawaii!
    
    	.... because of said flu, I missed out on taking my LAST
    		final with my class.  I went in Friday morning and
    		took it.  Not how I pictured ending 2.5+ years of
    		hard work.  (Glen, I got an A+ on the paper  =)   )
    
    	.... because of drinking so much juice due to said flu, I 
    		have two canker sores at the back of my mouth (like
    		I'm not miserable enough?!)
    
12.15338SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Mon Jun 24 1996 15:273
    ttht.
    
    REALLY REALLY REALLY crappy news from a friend.
12.15339BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't drink the (toilet) water.Mon Jun 24 1996 16:497
    
    	RE: .15164
    
    	It's a compulsive thing, I guess.  Whenever I think of her I
    	just have to reach out and grab that hard thing and stick it
    	in my ear.
    
12.15340SCASS1::BARBER_Aout of my wayMon Jun 24 1996 16:501
    You from Nantuckett?  
12.15341POWDML::HANGGELIHeartless JadeMon Jun 24 1996 16:513
    
    ...{snort}!
    
12.15342WAHOO::LEVESQUEplus je bois, mieux je chanteMon Jun 24 1996 17:311
    In his dreams he is. ;-)
12.15343BIGQ::SILVAI'm out, therefore I amMon Jun 24 1996 18:0123

	At lunch time I head down to Jiffy Lube so they can fix the leak from
the filter. They take off the old one, put on another. They then have me drive
around back so they can put more oil in. As the guy was putting it in, he did
something that splattered it all over the engine. Now I would have thought at
this point I would be upset, but I couldn't help but laugh. He then went to
take a hose to the engine to clean off the oil, and I had to tell him, "NO!"
Because if I didn't, he would have started to clean the engine with the oil cap
still off. Again, normally I would have been pissed, but I couldn't help but
smile. He cleaned off the engine, and then checked the oil level. Too much oil.
So I had to drive around the front, go into a bay, and have them take some of
the oil out. The guy who was underneath doing this said the oil was so hot it
was burning his fingers! (I guess trying to put the plug back in wasn't a good
thing for him with hot oil) So then they said good-bye, and I was left
wondering.... why didn't anyone say they were sorry? Not at one time did they
say this. 

	I'm trying to figure out why can't something that is an everyday easy
job go right? How many long stories have I told about things that should only
take 1 or 2 lines? Life is weird!~

Glen
12.15344gotta $pend more %^&(%^! money that I don't haveWAHOO::LEVESQUEplus je bois, mieux je chanteMon Jun 24 1996 18:013
    TTHT:
    
     My effing PO$ car i$ going to co$t more that expected to be repaired.
12.15345POWDML::HANGGELIHeartless JadeMon Jun 24 1996 18:059
    
    >So then they said good-bye, and I was left wondering.... why didn't anyone 
    >say they were sorry? Not at one time did they say this.
    
    It's not the way of the 90s to admit you've wronged someone.  It would
    have been better if you had apologized to them for expecting to be
    treated properly in the first place.
    
    
12.15346GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheMon Jun 24 1996 18:066
    
    tth:  realizing last nite that i totally forgot to send my brother a
    father's day card.  i guess it still hasn't sunk in that he is a dad...
    
    
    
12.15347Hallmark has ways of making you payDECWIN::RALTOJail to the ChiefMon Jun 24 1996 18:126
    > tth:  realizing last nite that i totally forgot to send my brother a
    > father's day card.
    
    That's okay, send him two cards on Brother's Day.
    
    Chris
12.15348ROWLET::AINSLEYDCU Board of Directors CandidateMon Jun 24 1996 18:206
    re: why no apology.
    
    Because someone might take that as an admission of guilt and try to sue
    them for $4,000,000.  Only 1/2 :-)
    
    Bob
12.15349CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowMon Jun 24 1996 18:2010

 
  I gave my eldest son the benefit of the doubt that perhaps he mailed a
 Father's day card and it was just late getting to me.   Alas, it would appear
 he didn't send one.



 Jim
12.15350CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowMon Jun 24 1996 18:2220
    
>    >So then they said good-bye, and I was left wondering.... why didn't anyone 
>    >say they were sorry? Not at one time did they say this.
    
 >   It's not the way of the 90s to admit you've wronged someone.  It would
 >   have been better if you had apologized to them for expecting to be
 >   treated properly in the first place.
  

     ACtually, he should have apologized to them for interupting their day
     They prolly were so busy talking about the weekend and what time they
     get off of work, etc that Glen's presence on 2 occasions was just
     too irritating.



 Jim  
    

12.15351BULEAN::BANKSMon Jun 24 1996 18:276
Just as I was pulling in to work this morning, late because of other
irritating reasons,

Having the heater in my car come on suddenly.  Hmph.  Failure mode for an
electronic climate control can be so more dramatic than the old manual
controls.
12.15352MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Mon Jun 24 1996 18:377
 Z   why didn't anyone say they were sorry? Not at one time did they
 Z   say this.
    
    Not to worry Glen Marie...Mr. McVicker doesn't get any apologies
    either...except one time from Corn Holio.
    
    "Wait a minute...you said you was sorry..."
12.15353Service with a SnarlSSDEVO::LAMBERTWe ':-)' for the humor impairedMon Jun 24 1996 18:4327
   Indeed.  In the last week I've had to put up with:

   A Web/mail-order computer supplier who shipped me a card with a bad
   driver diskette, promised to send a new one and "forgot", then promised 
   to FedEx (next day) a new one, which I'm still waiting for a week later.
   It's now been a month and I still haven't been able to my "new" soundcard.

   An optician who simply does not listen to her customers and consistantly
   mis-adjusts eyeglasses.  She is the only one in the shop (other than the
   Optometrist), knows NOTHING about eyeglass adjustment, and there's no one
   else there to even complain to, or to be referred to (eg, "Can I speak to 
   your supervisor").  I guess I'll have to buy my own soft-jawed pliers.
   It wouldn't be so bad if my $200/pr glasses actually stayed on my face.

   A pizza place that took nearly an hour to deliver the wrong pizza to my
   house (who in the world orders pepperoni, pastrami, and extra cheese on
   a pizza?)  Got the wrong street, the wrong pizza, and the wrong price.
   ("That's Center AVE, not Center STREET" - of course, it would help had he
   LOOKED at the order ticket, or if any of the pizza boxes been marked/label-
   led),  

   But I forgot;  I'm merely trying to spend my money here, I shouldn't
   expect that it should be easy, or that I should get what I wanted for
   that money, or anything...

   -- Sam

12.15354SCASS1::BARBER_Aout of my wayMon Jun 24 1996 18:434
    Glen, I find myself in your position all too frequently.  I'm usually
    the one to say "Hi, how ya doin'?" etc...I think it has a lot to do
    with being more intellectual and also enjoying engaging in spontaneous 
    conversation with absolutely anyone.
12.15355CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowMon Jun 24 1996 18:5026
>    Glen, I find myself in your position all too frequently.  I'm usually
>    the one to say "Hi, how ya doin'?" etc...I think it has a lot to do
>    with being more intellectual and also enjoying engaging in spontaneous 
>    conversation with absolutely anyone.


     I frequently do the same, which usually results in a response that 
     indicates the person is totally shocked that anyone would actually
     attempt to converes with them, which then turns to contempt for the
     very same thing.

     I'm not very fond of retail people.


     In fact, I think it should be a law that at least one adult employee
     is present at all times at a Dunkin' Donuts shop so they can remind
     the youthful employees that they should pay attention to what the
     customer is ordering and if they can't understand the difference between
     "Blueberry Oat bran muffin" and "honey bran muffin", perhaps they should
     seek employment elsewhere..




 Jim
12.15356new car prices are obsceneWAHOO::LEVESQUEplus je bois, mieux je chanteMon Jun 24 1996 18:541
    TTHT: Pornography
12.15357CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowMon Jun 24 1996 18:5710



 No kidding..I plan on keeping mine on the road for quite a while.




 Jim
12.15358GrrrrrrrWAHOO::LEVESQUEplus je bois, mieux je chanteMon Jun 24 1996 18:592
    I'm at the point where the monthly repairs cost more than the payments
    on an effing Lexus.
12.15369being a 90s guy sucksWAHOO::LEVESQUEplus je bois, mieux je chanteMon Jun 24 1996 19:003
    YATTH(LN):
    
     Talk Soup. Why, oh WHY did I relinquish control of the TV controller? 
12.15359NASAU::GUILLERMOBut the world still goes round and roundMon Jun 24 1996 19:045
Hearing about a co-worker being laid off. 

Not that I had any discernable amount of affection for this individual, but
the man was close to retirement and had given many years of service to the firm.
His concern for his projects was unmistakable.
12.15360ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsMon Jun 24 1996 19:062
    
    <--- you must have a Ford.
12.15361take pictures, be famousWAHOO::LEVESQUEplus je bois, mieux je chanteMon Jun 24 1996 19:071
    GFY.
12.15362not -ableNASAU::GUILLERMOBut the world still goes round and roundMon Jun 24 1996 19:073
discernible.

nnttm.
12.15363Auto prices run amokDECWIN::RALTOJail to the ChiefMon Jun 24 1996 19:0722
    >                    -< new car prices are obscene >-
    
    Yes indeedy, and it all (well, most of it) happened in the 1990's.
    
    In 1990 I bought a Pontiac Bonneville for something like $14,800.
    
    Today that same car (actually it's not the same car; it was
    re-designed to be smaller) costs over $21K.  That's about a 40%
    price increase in six years.  Some models have gone up even more
    during that period; when Ford re-designed the Taurus, they also
    Quantum-Leaped the sticker, apparently thinking that they'd turned
    it into some kind of pseudo-luxury car.  While I like the new looks,
    I wouldn't pay any more for it than the previous model; apparently
    sales were sluggish until they started offering big incentives (large
    rebates and/or 2.9% financing, for example).
    
    The net effect in car prices has been to "compress" them, so that
    there isn't as big a difference between the low-end cars and the
    bigger or fancier models.  For the same $19K+ that a little Dodge
    Stratus ES costs, you could just about buy a minivan.
    
    Chris
12.15364EVMS::MORONEYIt's alive! Alive!Mon Jun 24 1996 19:073
Fair chance that I'll be subpoenaed to appear in court as a (non)witness, so I
can tell da Judge "on June 17 at 3:00 AM I didn't hear anything because I was
asleep." 
12.15365SCASS1::BARBER_Aout of my wayMon Jun 24 1996 19:086
    Jim, I started out in retail, but not typical retail.  I sold solid 
    wood furniture in the mall.  You may have heard of the chain
    "Cargo"...?  It was my quest to fight the retail salesperson stigma.
    I really loved my job and believed in the product, hence I was the best
    derned Sales Associate, Assistant Manager, and finally Store Manager 
    (at the ripe old age of 19) that they had.
12.15366$400/mo for a LEASE?!?!?!SSDEVO::LAMBERTWe ':-)' for the humor impairedMon Jun 24 1996 19:097
   I have two Fords, a '69 and a '75.  Both run fine, and will for a long
   while.  I can get parts for the '69 more easily than I can many brand
   new cars.  And I haven't made a car payment in over 10 years.  That pays
   for a lot of repairs...

   -- Sam

12.15367VMSNET::M_MACIOLEKFour54 Camaro/Only way to flyMon Jun 24 1996 19:1012
    Well, the rabbit croaked friday.  Yesterday, our male cat learned
    that it doesn't sleep on top of the garage door when it's open.
    Because it can close.  I closed the door and there's the cat
    spread-eagle and pinched in between the window and the wall,
    finally something had to give and it was the window.  It shattered
    and blew the cat out into the driveway.  Piss me off.  I gotta fix this
    now and pay $100 to the vet to have them sew the cats head back on.
    Plus I got glass in my foot.  And when I went to pick up the cat
    I noticed the trucks engine skipping, most likely because I melted
    a plug wire.  I gotta fix that too.  Plus I am feeling sick.
    
    What a crappy day. I wonder what else will screw up next.
12.15368CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsMon Jun 24 1996 19:111
    Don't look now Mike but a BATF "information" team just pulled up.
12.15370CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowMon Jun 24 1996 19:1823
>    Jim, I started out in retail, but not typical retail.  I sold solid 
>    wood furniture in the mall.  You may have heard of the chain
>    "Cargo"...?  It was my quest to fight the retail salesperson stigma.
>    I really loved my job and believed in the product, hence I was the best
>    derned Sales Associate, Assistant Manager, and finally Store Manager 
>    (at the ripe old age of 19) that they had.



   Great!  I started out in retail as well, working in a Mom and Pop's hard-
   ware store.  While I had my share of irritating customers, I somehow
   was able to grasp that it was they who paid my (lowly) salary and if
   I wanted them to return, then I must treat them in a friendly manner,
   and make them happy to be there.  When they asked me for a pound of
   10 penny nails, I didn't wander off and come back and ask them what
   it was they wanted, nor did I deliver them a quart of paint, and I
   always thanked them for coming in.  If things were slack, and my boss
   and or coworker was conversing, and a customer came in..we stopped..took
   care of the customer, then went back to our conversation.  


   Jim 
12.15371CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsMon Jun 24 1996 19:191
    TTHT: Sunburn.  
12.15372CSC32::M_EVANSI'd rather be gardeningMon Jun 24 1996 19:2810
    Try vinegar liberally applied to the burn.
    
    TTH being mutually po'ed at the mechanics, my car, and the prices of
    new ones.  Also learned that cheap tortellini is definitely not a good
    way to go for my insides.  
    
    Seeing more of the end of the dogs tail being taken off in pieces, ala
    corporate bulemia.
    
    
12.15373CNTROL::JENNISONIt's all about soulMon Jun 24 1996 19:4710
    
    	doc, our most recent fun with car repairs has my
    	husband thinking about a new car, too.
    
    	Three weeks ago, he said we'd probably keep this car another
    	three years.  Last week, he suggested starting a new car fund
    	for the car we're going to need to buy next summer.
    
    	Funny how a $700 repair bill can change your mind.
    
12.15374BIGQ::SILVAI'm out, therefore I amMon Jun 24 1996 19:528
| <<< Note 12.15350 by CSLALL::HENDERSON "Every knee shall bow" >>>


| ACtually, he should have apologized to them for interupting their day. They 
| prolly were so busy talking about the weekend and what time they get off of 
| work, etc that Glen's presence on 2 occasions was just too irritating.

	Jim, I could take this two different ways. :-)
12.15375BIGQ::SILVAI'm out, therefore I amMon Jun 24 1996 19:536
| <<< Note 12.15352 by MKOTS3::JMARTIN "Madison...5'2'' 95 lbs." >>>

| Not to worry Glen Marie...Mr. McVicker doesn't get any apologies
| either...except one time from Corn Holio.

	Proof that Jack watches Beavis and Butthead. :-)
12.15376MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Mon Jun 24 1996 20:433
    No...I just happened to see that one...
    
    YOU GOT TEEPEE!!!!!!???????
12.15377POWDML::HANGGELIHeartless JadeMon Jun 24 1996 20:535
    
    tth:  sad news from a friend.
    
    I don't think there's anything good left out there.  
    
12.15378Been there, done that.VMSNET::M_MACIOLEKFour54 Camaro/Only way to flyMon Jun 24 1996 21:1113
    Car repairs.  Feh...
                                                       
    re: repairs = lexus payments...  I don't want to mention how much
    $$ I dumped into my Z/28 over the years, but its %50 of my house.
    And I don't live in a dump.
    
    Funny thing is, I want another camaro.  er, actually my boys need
    it.  See, I had a 1970 RS Camaro, primo, that I sold back in 1989.
    I need that car back (so I can continue spending money faster than
    I can print it, er, make it).
    
    MadMike
    
12.15380BUSY::SLABOUNTYErin go braghlessMon Jun 24 1996 21:245
    
    	I'm back here after being out for 10 days.
    
    	Oh well, all good things must come to an end.
    
12.15381SALEM::DODAA little too smart for a big dumb townMon Jun 24 1996 21:298
          <<< Note 12.15380 by BUSY::SLABOUNTY "Erin go braghless" >>>
    
    	>Oh well, all good things must come to an end.
    
         For who?

         daryll

12.15382#@?! FordTHEMAX::E_WALKERTue Jun 25 1996 00:547
    re.15366
        
         I also have an older Ford; '70 Bronco. The thing runs great - the
    problem is starting it. It dies completely each time the engine is shut
    off - no power at all. Once I jump it it's fine. It has a new starter,
    alternator, and battery. I thought something was grounding out, but
    I've triple checked all the cables and wires. Any suggestions? 
12.15383POLAR::RICHARDSONHere we are now, in containersTue Jun 25 1996 02:011
    TTHT:    Feeling the weight of the world on my shoulders.
12.15384GIDDAY::BURTS.I.S.Tue Jun 25 1996 02:123
Just shrug it off...

\C
12.15385THEMAX::SMITH_Ssmeller's the fellerTue Jun 25 1996 03:051
    I just burn it off.
12.15386CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowTue Jun 25 1996 03:1426


 incompetence...I am so tired of dealing with incompetense..


  Am I being too picky to expect the robot at Dunkin Donuts to remember
 what I order at the drive through..I mean, it takes about 5 seconds
 to get from the microphone, to the window.  I order a hazelnut..the guy
 says "mumbelty dollars and mumble cents, drive up", so I drives up and
 the guy at the window says "was that hazelnut?"  And it's not like I'm going
 to the same DD all the time..there are 4 of them within a 5-10 minute drive
 from my house..today I went to one I'd never been to before..

 Then, my ex calls after having taken my son to a dr. appt.  Last week, I
 took him and the receptionist told me the copay was $10 (which I thought
 a bit high but seeing this is a specialist, I didn't squak)..I give her
 the 10 spot, she gives me a receipt..so, tonight, my ex calls and asks
 me if I paid last week.."sure, I did..why?" "well, the (ro) receptionist
 told me the copay is $5, but that you didn't pay last week, it's $10
 this week"!  Were the office still open, I would have marched down there
 and ensured that the receipt (whch I kept) became part of her evening
 meal..sheesh..what the heck is going on here?


 Jim (going balistic)
12.15387THEMAX::E_WALKERTue Jun 25 1996 03:162
         Well, what did you expect? It's Monday, be grateful that things
    didn't get any worse. 
12.15388THEMAX::SMITH_Ssmeller's the fellerTue Jun 25 1996 03:233
    I use to go to this little DD drive thru(they don't have them around
    here) in Hudson, NH.
    -ss
12.15389SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerTue Jun 25 1996 03:3611
    I want to be a single woman with no children.....I want to be
    a single woman with no children.....I want to be a single woman
    with no children......
    
    I sure if I just click my red Keds together three times, I will
    wind up safe in my own apartment and not sitting here struggling
    to breathe after throwing up and having an asthma attack arguing
    with a fine upstanding custodial parent whose child does not 
    belong to me.
    
    PS:  doctah, not a word do I hear from you...... 
12.15390THEMAX::SMITH_Ssmeller's the fellerTue Jun 25 1996 04:381
    wanna talk about it?
12.15391THEMAX::SMITH_Ssmeller's the fellerTue Jun 25 1996 05:033
    ttht
    
    Young punks that can't listen to reason.
12.15392THEMAX::EPPERSONpuff, puff, passTue Jun 25 1996 05:091
    Old farts who can`t remember their last erection.
12.15393BRITE::FYFEUse it up, wear it out, make it do, or do without.Tue Jun 25 1996 13:162
    
    Lung infection ...
12.15394BIGQ::SILVAI'm out, therefore I amTue Jun 25 1996 13:255
| <<< Note 12.15383 by POLAR::RICHARDSON "Here we are now, in containers" >>>

| TTHT:    Feeling the weight of the world on my shoulders.

	Looks like a good reason for many personalities. Helps hold the weight!
12.15395SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerTue Jun 25 1996 13:4712
    I think some divorced families should come with warning labels:
    
    "WARNING:  The surgeon general has determined that interaction
    with this family may be hazardous to your health.  Symptoms can
    include nausea, vomiting, insomnia, headache and difficulty 
    breathing.  Prolonged exposure may cause some individuals to
    question the principles of religion, genetics, evolution and one's own
    sanity, and come to the realization that the characters in the
    movie "Serial Mom" were not necessarily fictitious."
    
    It was a truely horrendous evening.
    
12.15396BIGQ::SILVAI'm out, therefore I amTue Jun 25 1996 14:014

	Up until the last line, I found it quite humorous. After reading the
last line, it kind of hurt. Bummer.... 
12.15397MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Tue Jun 25 1996 14:071
    Did I miss sometin?
12.15398CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowTue Jun 25 1996 14:086

 Waking up to a duck quacking somewhere near my bedroom window..


  
12.15399WAHOO::LEVESQUEplus je bois, mieux je chanteTue Jun 25 1996 14:091
    I can think of worse things to wake up to.
12.15400BIGQ::SILVAI'm out, therefore I amTue Jun 25 1996 14:111
snarf!
12.15401CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowTue Jun 25 1996 14:1413

 Actually it was kinda neat (the quacking) 'cept I couldn't quite pinpoint
 where it was coming from, and then I was worrying about whether the thing
 was in some kind of danger.  But, I won't complain about it, though I was
 in a rather sound sleep.  It was near to my apt, but I couldn't see it.

 I wonder if this was one of the ducks I saw in my parking lot a few weeks ago,
 just kinda hanging out.



 Jim
12.15403RIP The Cat Bastet, 5/13/1992-6/24/1996SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Tue Jun 25 1996 14:2632
    tthy.
    
    Open are the double doors of the horizon,
    Unlocked are its bolts.
    Clouds darken the sky,
    The stars rain down,
    The constellations stagger,
    The bones of the hell hounds tremble.
    The porters are silent
    When they see this queen
    Dawning as a soul.
    
    Men fall,
    Their name is not.
    Seize thou this queen by her arm.
    Take this queen to the sky
    That she not die on earth
    Among men.
    
    She flies who flies.
    This queen flies away from you
    Ye mortals.
    She is not of the earth,
    She is of the sky.
    
    She flaps her wings like a zeret bird.
    She goes to the sky,
    She goes to the sky,
    On the wind.
    On the wind.
    
    				- from the Book of the Dead
12.15404POWDML::HANGGELIHeartless JadeTue Jun 25 1996 14:273
    
    Oh Dick, I'm so sorry 8,^/.
    
12.15405CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowTue Jun 25 1996 14:334


 :-(
12.15406NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Jun 25 1996 14:373
>    I can think of worse things to wake up to.

Like a chihuahua yapping?
12.15407WAHOO::LEVESQUEplus je bois, mieux je chanteTue Jun 25 1996 14:431
    Sorry to hear of your loss, Dick.
12.15408COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertTue Jun 25 1996 14:444
It's painful when a cat dies, but fortunately new ones are almost
(only almost) plug-compatible.

/john
12.15409SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerTue Jun 25 1996 14:442
    I'm so sorry about your cat, Dick.
    
12.15410LANDO::OLIVER_Bsnapdragons. discuss.Tue Jun 25 1996 14:491
    me too.
12.15411SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Tue Jun 25 1996 14:566
    .15408
    
    > but fortunately new ones are almost
    > (only almost) plug-compatible.
    
    Just like children.
12.15412DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Tue Jun 25 1996 15:027
    
    
    	I'm sorry Dick.  =(
    
    
    	TTHT     (&*%^$*^*(%$   canker sores !!!
    
12.15413BUSY::SLABOUNTYForm feed = &lt;ctrl&gt;v &lt;ctrl&gt;lTue Jun 25 1996 16:336
    
    	RE: Glen [Jiffy Lube]
    
    	Glen, have you possibly learned a lesson here, the moral of
    	which contains the words "never" and "Jiffy Lube"?
    
12.15414CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsTue Jun 25 1996 16:373
    I avoid Jiffy Lube simply because their Frank Fescue commericals are
    maddeningly annoying.  Almost as much as the Sam Adams commercials but
    not quite.
12.15415CSC32::M_EVANSI'd rather be gardeningTue Jun 25 1996 16:546
    Dick,
    
    My deepest symphathies, I know that the loss of a long-term friend
    hurts regardless of whether or not the face is covered with fur.  
    
    meg
12.15416HANNAH::MODICAJourneyman NoterTue Jun 25 1996 17:335
    
    My condolences on your loss, Dick.
    Take care!
    
    							Hank
12.15417USAT02::HALLRTue Jun 25 1996 18:231
    last night's storms have left us w/o electricty for 21 hours now...
12.15418mind power?HBAHBA::HAASmore madness, less horrorTue Jun 25 1996 18:243
>    last night's storms have left us w/o electricty for 21 hours now...

How'd you post this note, then?
12.15419CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowTue Jun 25 1996 18:253

 Lotsa AA batteries!
12.15420GPS is daidHBAHBA::HAASmore madness, less horrorTue Jun 25 1996 18:266
speaking of hate and AA batteries...

My batteries went dead on my Global Positioning System and I lost the 10
or so coords that I had entered.

I need a fix, bad!~
12.15421CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsTue Jun 25 1996 18:271
    Don't those keep the fixes in memory even without power?  
12.15422USAT02::HALLRTue Jun 25 1996 18:283
    I'm at work stupid, and my house is at home...  :-)
    
    my mistake
12.15423if it aint one thing it's anotherHBAHBA::HAASmore madness, less horrorTue Jun 25 1996 18:294
On my unit, this is a_option which I'm in the process of acquiring.

It's the firsted one I bought and I really just have it for grins. I've
already got the plug into the cigarette option and a MIDI interface.
12.15424thanks for clearing that upHANNAH::MODICAJourneyman NoterTue Jun 25 1996 18:307
    
    > and my house is at home
    
    Ron, I can't believe you wrote that.
    Time for a vacation perhaps?
    
    							Hank
12.15425tryingHBAHBA::HAASmore madness, less horrorTue Jun 25 1996 18:303
>    I'm at work stupid, and my house is at home...  :-)

I work stupid sometime too. Not enough to get the package, though...
12.15426USAT02::HALLRTue Jun 25 1996 18:3812
    Yeah, hank, I laid a blonde one there...
    
    Currently I'm at work and my wife is at home with about 10 of her
    family...so they keep calling me with updates "well,i t's now 21 hours
    w/o no power" etc.   
    
    The only sane one there right now is Sarah...she asked if she could go
    to the pool early today (she has swim lessons at ^6PM) and I said,
    "honey, get someone to take u there and bring my suit with you, cause I
    ain't going home first."
    
    
12.15427WAHOO::LEVESQUEplus je bois, mieux je chanteTue Jun 25 1996 18:413
    >Yeah, hank, I laid a blonde one there...
    
     Lucky stiff. :^)
12.15428SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Tue Jun 25 1996 18:483
    > Lucky stiff.
    
    The first adjective is implicit.  The second requires attestation.
12.15429sounds like it workedHBAHBA::HAASmore madness, less horrorTue Jun 25 1996 19:071
Maybe not lucky but it sounds functional
12.15430Who was that young whippersnapper?DECWIN::RALTOJail to the ChiefTue Jun 25 1996 19:219
    TTHT:
    
    Poking around in some old file folders, finding stuff that I did
    12 years ago, and realizing that I was smarter then than I am now.
    
    But hey, there's hope.  If I was really that far gone now, I wouldn't
    even be able to detect the change... :-S
    
    Chris
12.15431BIGQ::SILVAI'm out, therefore I amTue Jun 25 1996 20:483

	Sorry about the cat, Dick.
12.15432TROOA::BUTKOVICHchairman of the boredTue Jun 25 1996 22:123
    My back was in desparate need of a scratch, and no accommodating hands
    were around, so I used what I *thought* was the end of my pen... now I
    think I have ink marks all over the middle of my back!  8-?
12.15433BUSY::SLABOUNTYch-ch-ch-ch-ha-ha-ha-haTue Jun 25 1996 22:175
    
    	You DID use the end of the pen, though.
    
    	It just happened to be the wrong end.
    
12.15434THEMAX::SMITH_Ssmeller's the fellerTue Jun 25 1996 22:281
    Yo Shawn, is that the Jason Vorhees p_n?
12.15435Another reason to hate yuppiesTHEMAX::E_WALKERWed Jun 26 1996 00:4910
         Just got back from lunch - saw some yuppie woman driving a brand
    new Range Rover. What the hell does she think she's going to do with
    that? Go on a safari? The thing will probably never even be put in four
    wheel drive! What a waste of a beautiful vehicle. Car dealerships
    should not sell people vehicles like that unless they can prove that
    they need them. Did the people who designed and built that Range Rover
    know that the end result of their effort would be some stupid yuppie
    looking smug while she picks her spoiled kids up from day care?!? At
    times like this, I wish I had my carjacking permit. I could put a Range
    Rover to good use.
12.15436THEMAX::E_WALKERWed Jun 26 1996 00:538
         And another thing - I really hate to see those yuppie kids driving
    around in brand new sports cars. What's a sixteen year old punk going
    to do with a new Eagle Talon besides get him/herself killed? When I got
    my first car, I had to work two - three jobs at a time all one summer
    to scrape togather $1500. It was an old, slow Horizon, and I was damn
    proud of it. But of course no yuppie would have their kids waiting
    tables, washing dishes, or delivering pizzas. 
    
12.15437EVMS::MORONEYIt's alive! Alive!Wed Jun 26 1996 00:573
I know what you mean.  Not a Range Rover, but I just picked up a Jeep
Cherokee that probably has never been offroad in its life.  I, of course,
immediately headed for the new subdivision and the paper road near my house.
12.15438POLAR::RICHARDSONHere we are now, in containersWed Jun 26 1996 00:588
    It's the north American craving for large vehicles. I watched a show on
    PBS last night about the American automotive industry and it has come
    full circle in 20 years, from big gas guzzling land yachts to the econo
    boxes of the 80's back to the gas guzzling SUV's of the 90's. A very
    interesting show.

    40% of all new vehicle purchases are SUV's. That's good for the
    manufacturers. For example, Chrysler clears 6K for every minivan sold.
12.15439the death trapTHEMAX::SMITH_Ssmeller's the fellerWed Jun 26 1996 01:042
    Much safer than my girlfriends Suzuki Swift.
    -ss
12.15440POLAR::RICHARDSONHere we are now, in containersWed Jun 26 1996 01:092
    <--- Oh yeah, I remember that one. Needs brake work but the shocks
    checked out.
12.15441THEMAX::E_WALKERWed Jun 26 1996 05:401
         But how does the Suzuki run?
12.15442THEMAX::E_WALKERWed Jun 26 1996 05:443
         BWAAA-HA-HAAAAA.........I just kill myself sometimes. But then
    again, I'm easily amused.
    
12.15443FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Wed Jun 26 1996 11:0512
    
    
    re: SUV's
    
    	I always enjoy seeing the perfectly painted/polished Hummer that
    drives around Holden MA. $60+K for a go-anywhere vehicle that probably
    slows down for mud puddles. Must be nice to have more money than
    brains. :*) My Escort and I are destined for many more years
    together...:)
    
    
    	jim
12.15444ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsWed Jun 26 1996 12:002
    
    <---- great, just what we need, another Ford owner. :-)
12.15445BIGQ::SILVAI'm out, therefore I amWed Jun 26 1996 12:128

	So what if people don't take a 4wd vehicle 4 wheeling? If that is what
they want to drive, so be it. People bitch about the stupidest things
sometimes! 


Glen
12.15446GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheWed Jun 26 1996 12:465
    
    tth:  the fact that the birds were up at 4:36 this morning.  i was not
    the least bit amused...
    
    
12.15447CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowWed Jun 26 1996 12:5012
    
>    tth:  the fact that the birds were up at 4:36 this morning.  i was not
>    the least bit amused...
 
  see .15399



 Jim   
    

12.15448BIGQ::SILVAI'm out, therefore I amWed Jun 26 1996 12:543

raq, they were trying to sing you a song!
12.15449GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheWed Jun 26 1996 13:236
    
    yeahbut, jimbo, that duck probably won't be a constant thing...i just
    know that those damn birds are going to be up at 4:30ish EVERY morning
    for the rest of the summer... ;<
    
    
12.15450CNTROL::JENNISONIt's all about soulWed Jun 26 1996 13:254
    
    	close the window !
    
    
12.15451POLAR::RICHARDSONHere we are now, in containersWed Jun 26 1996 13:271
    What will the duck become? Is this a shape shifting species?
12.15452ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsWed Jun 26 1996 13:294
    
    .15451
    
    probably somebody's pillow.
12.15453GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheWed Jun 26 1996 13:3010
    
    i would, karen, if it would make a difference.  but it doesn't.  seems
    the only thing my window is good for is giving me a place to hang my
    curtains.  it is drafty, even when it is closed and plugged up with
    grey clay insulation and plastic over it.  it doesn't keep the noise
    out, either.  in fact, i thought it was open the other morning, since i
    could hear the kids outside rather clearly.  got up to close it and
    found it was already closed, and locked.
    
    
12.15454POLAR::RICHARDSONHere we are now, in containersWed Jun 26 1996 13:311
    What a downer.
12.15455CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowWed Jun 26 1996 13:3115
    
>    yeahbut, jimbo, that duck probably won't be a constant thing...i just
>    know that those damn birds are going to be up at 4:30ish EVERY morning
>    for the rest of the summer... ;<
 

     Not really the whole summer..as days begin to shorten, they may sleep
     til 5-5:30AM..see! It's not that bad!



 Jim   
    

12.15456ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsWed Jun 26 1996 13:332
    
    well raq, the early bird does get the worm.
12.15457BIGQ::SILVAI'm out, therefore I amWed Jun 26 1996 13:346
| <<< Note 12.15454 by POLAR::RICHARDSON "Here we are now, in containers" >>>

| What a downer.

	I'm glad that while Colin is away, someone with an equal sense of humor
is about! :-)
12.15458ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsWed Jun 26 1996 13:353
    
    while Glenn is quick with the jokes. Colin has no equal, at least
    in the 'box. Gerald is close, however.
12.15459NPSS::MCSKEANEStranger in a stranger land!!!!Wed Jun 26 1996 13:3625
TTHLN:  Car salesmen!!!!!!!

I went down to Central Pontiac on the automile to see if I could get a new
car. I already have a pretty good quote on the Grand Am from the dealer in 
Concord but it didn't have the exact options that I wanted. I'm also still 
leaning towards the Sunfire GT but the Concord dealer didn't have one and 
as the Central dealer said that he had a few, I risked getting lost again and
headed down South. When I got there, he told me that he had no Sunfires in 
stock and how about a Grand AM!!!!

He asked what it would take to do business with him for the Grand AM. I said 
200 dollars over invoice but it had to have the exact options I required. He 
then asked for my credit card for a deposit without telling me what options
were on the car or what his invoice price was. I refused and then spent the
next 10 minutes arguing with him. He relented and told me the price which
was about 300 dollars over the Concord price. It had a tape player installed
which I didn't want. He said that he would delete the tape and knock $150
off the price. He couldn't seem to grasp the fact that he was still 150 over
the concord price even though both cars didn't have the cruise control option
which I wanted. We spent another 20 mins arguing before he had to give up
as he had to pick up his kids.

POL$still carless  :<<<<
                   
12.15460BUSY::SLABOUNTYA seemingly endless timeWed Jun 26 1996 13:525
    
    	RE: .15434
    
    	Yes, it is.
    
12.15461WAHOO::LEVESQUEplus je bois, mieux je chanteWed Jun 26 1996 13:571
    TTHT: dishonorable people.
12.15462POLAR::RICHARDSONHere we are now, in containersWed Jun 26 1996 13:591
    They don't make very good Klingons, as a rule.
12.15463BIGQ::SILVAI'm out, therefore I amWed Jun 26 1996 14:5810

	Is there a chevy equivelant to the sunfire gt? Or did gm stop making
the same car for each division?

	Cuz if there is an equivelant, there is a chevy dealer in Hudson MA you
could check out.


Glen
12.15464CHEFS::COOKSHalf Man,Half BiscuitWed Jun 26 1996 15:206
    Nervous tension over tonight`s England vs Germany game.
    
    I will die a thousand deaths if the game goes to extra time or
    penalties again. 
    
    
12.15465SCASS1::BARBER_Aout of my wayWed Jun 26 1996 15:249
    Jim, I have some advice on your Dunkin Donuts Dilemma.  
    
    1.  Repeat yourself 3 times after you order.  Then ask him/her to
    repeat your order.
    
    0r
    
    2.  Stop going there.  Don't you know donuts make you fat?
    
12.15466BUSY::SLABOUNTYAct like you own the companyWed Jun 26 1996 15:346
    
    	RE: Glen
    
    	The Pontiac Sunfire and the Chevrolet Cavalier are basically the
    	same car.
    
12.15467SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Wed Jun 26 1996 16:1611
    .15459
    
    Check out Edmunds Automobile Buyer's Guides at this URL:
    
    http://www.edmunds.com/edweb/
    
    One service Edmunds offers, AFTER YOU HAVE SETTLED ON THE EXACT CAR AND
    OPTIONS YOU WANT, is called Auto-By-Tel.  You fill in a form, and the
    ONE participating dealer in your area gives you a call.  Participating
    dealers guarantee to give you the best possible deal, based on the
    invoice price of the car, with no hassle.
12.15468GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheWed Jun 26 1996 16:184
    
    does the dcu offer something along "mass buyers" for car buying??
    
    
12.15469CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsWed Jun 26 1996 16:325
    POL is quite savvy in this arena.  I offered the Ca(da)valier as an
    alternative and the lad is not to be swayed from his decision.  BTW,
    the Auto-by-tel will not guarantee you the best price.  It will just
    get you something more reasonable with less or no haggling.  Hang in
    there POL!  
12.15470GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheWed Jun 26 1996 16:324
    
    tth:  hearing of an acquaintance's death.
    
    
12.15471ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsWed Jun 26 1996 16:332
    
    raq, I think so.
12.15472NPSS::MCSKEANEStranger in a stranger land!!!!Wed Jun 26 1996 17:3712
    
    TTHT:-
    
    I called the dealer in Leominster. They had a Grand Am with all the
    options I wanted but it was in aqua/green. I said I'd be down to look
    at it, as I wasn't sure how the car would look in that colour. I drove
    down at lunchtime, only to find that another salesman had sold the
    car!!!
    
    At least I didn't get lost in Leominster again
    
    POL 
12.15473BUSY::SLABOUNTYAlways a Best Man, never a groomWed Jun 26 1996 17:416
    
    	Wouldn't it be nice if the dealers at the same dealership
    	could communicate with each other on issues like that?
    
    	Aqua/green isn't the best color for those cars, though.
    
12.15474WAHOO::LEVESQUEplus je bois, mieux je chanteWed Jun 26 1996 17:541
    stock continues to plummet
12.15475CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsWed Jun 26 1996 17:581
    I will now publicly renounce my earlier optimism wrt the stock price.  
12.15476ROWLET::AINSLEYDCU Board of Directors CandidateWed Jun 26 1996 18:055
    Dick,
    
    I'm sorry to hear about the loss of your cat.
    
    Bob
12.15477CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowWed Jun 26 1996 18:103

 phone call from an old friend.
12.15478BUSY::SLABOUNTYAntisocialWed Jun 26 1996 18:123
    
    	Yeah, I hate it when that happens too.
    
12.15479BUSY::SLABOUNTYAntisocialWed Jun 26 1996 18:204
    
    	Still waiting for J.N. Phillips to show up and replace my Duster's
    	windshield.
    
12.15480Layoffs, it must be the end of a quarter.KAOFS::D_STREETWed Jun 26 1996 18:218
    WAHOO::LEVESQUE
    
    >>stock continues to plummet
    
     Not to worry, we've laid off some more people. :(
    
    
    					Derek.
12.15481VMSNET::M_MACIOLEKFour54 Camaro/Only way to flyWed Jun 26 1996 18:2413
    The Z/24 Cavalier is the Chevy sister to the Pontiac Sunfire GT.
    Chevys probably cheaper up front, I'd stay away from the Grand Am.
    You can get a V6 Cavalier with the Z/24 suspension without the
    Z/24 price, but I hate the looks of the new cavalier.
    
    If POL wants himself a quick ride, get yourself a 6 banger (250)
    Chevy nova, circa 1974-77.  Open the Bawston papah to used cars.
    Prolly pick one up for a couple hundred bucks.  They're bullet proof
    and easy to fix and maintain.  Plus if you don't need it anymore
    you can sell it for what you paid for it.
    
    MadMike
    (who's 75 Nova really was a grandma car).  Bullet proof too.
12.15482GENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Wed Jun 26 1996 18:372
    Is the stock below 40 yet?  The last report I have was at 1:00pm EDT
    and it was 41 1/2.  :(
12.15483ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsWed Jun 26 1996 18:543
    
    computer stocks have not been faring well. Microsoft is the exception,
    among techs in general. since march i have lost a ton of money.
12.15484BUSY::SLABOUNTYAs you wishWed Jun 26 1996 19:097
    
    	Hopefully it was a ton of pennies you lost, and not a ton of
    	$1 bills, Battis.
    
    	And 15 minutes after posting .15479, I got a call from the
    	lobby saying that they had just arrived.
    
12.15485POLAR::RICHARDSONHere we are now, in containersWed Jun 26 1996 19:102
    Wow. That's a pretty effective lobby you have there. I doubt they're
    even THAT good in DC!
12.15486NPSS::MCSKEANEStranger in a stranger land!!!!Wed Jun 26 1996 19:4113
>VMSNET::M_MACIOLEK "Four54 Camaro/Only way to fly"

>They're bullet proof and easy to fix and maintain.

This assumes I know how to fix cars!!!!

Actually I don't!!! All I know is, how to put in the gas, check the oil and
drive the thing. Oh, and how to call out the breakdown truck if it does
go South for the winter. After having company cars for the last 9 years, I
never did see the point in getting my hands dirty.

POL
12.15487COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertWed Jun 26 1996 19:474
	Discrimination, Harrassment, Hypocrisy, and lack of justice
	at Digital.

12.15488BIGQ::SILVAI'm out, therefore I amWed Jun 26 1996 19:491
are you panned from =wn='s again?
12.15489POWDML::HANGGELIHeartless JadeWed Jun 26 1996 19:493
    
    What's up, John?
    
12.15490JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeWed Jun 26 1996 19:503
    Yeah spread the good news, puhleeze.
    
    
12.15491Run it without oil, you can't kill 'em.VMSNET::M_MACIOLEKFour54 Camaro/Only way to flyWed Jun 26 1996 19:538
    POL
    
    Bullet proof means it don't break, which is what you want.
    IF by some amazing stroke of misfortune, it does break it's a
    cheap fix.
    
    These things are idiot proof which would make it an ideal car for
    a git like you.  Oh my.  :^)
12.15492FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Wed Jun 26 1996 19:556
12.15493NPSS::MCSKEANEStranger in a stranger land!!!!Wed Jun 26 1996 19:568
    
    >Note 12.15491 by VMSNET::M_MACIOLEK "Four54 Camaro/Only way to fly
    
    >Bullet proof means it don't break,
    
    This being America, I thought that it meant something else!!!!!
    
    pol  :>>
12.15494POWDML::HANGGELIHeartless JadeWed Jun 26 1996 19:564
    
    volare, whoa oh
    cantare, whoa oh oh oh
     
12.15495BUSY::SLABOUNTYAs you wishWed Jun 26 1996 19:573
    
    	Sing it, baby!!
    
12.15496CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowWed Jun 26 1996 19:583

 Eesh, now I have the Bobby Rydell version of that song on my mind.
12.15497hooooooover!!!!NPSS::MCSKEANEStranger in a stranger land!!!!Wed Jun 26 1996 19:588
    
    TTHT 
    
    >POWDML::HANGGELI 
    
    I've been here almost two weeks now and I still haven't seen Mz debs
    
    :<<<
12.15498POWDML::HANGGELIHeartless JadeWed Jun 26 1996 19:595
    
    Well, you DID schedule your party on my voice lesson night, ya know 8^).
    
    
    
12.15499what I think I heardHBAHBA::HAASmore madness, less horrorWed Jun 26 1996 19:591
din't that volare guy drive a blue pinto?
12.15500BUSY::SLABOUNTYAs you wishWed Jun 26 1996 19:593
    
    	Bobby Rydell?  Is he some sort of ballplayer or something?
    
12.15501USAT02::HALLRWed Jun 26 1996 19:591
    I had a chrysler slant six in the 70's and that was a POS
12.15502POWDML::HANGGELIHeartless JadeWed Jun 26 1996 20:013
    
    Nel blu dipinto di blu.
    
12.15503BIGQ::SILVAI'm out, therefore I amWed Jun 26 1996 20:043

	Maybe Deb can come to the softball game tomorrow night???
12.15504BUSY::SLABOUNTYAs you wishWed Jun 26 1996 20:055
    
    	Is POL playing softball?
    
    	If so, for which team?
    
12.15505BUSY::SLABOUNTYAs you wishWed Jun 26 1996 20:063
    
    	Oops, yes he is.  Forget I even asked.  I know I have.
    
12.15506Oh it was Nel with the blue pinto...HBAHBA::HAASmore madness, less horrorWed Jun 26 1996 20:090
12.15507JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeWed Jun 26 1996 20:111
    Trying to satisfy the masses.
12.15508BUSY::SLABOUNTYAs you wishWed Jun 26 1996 20:134
    
    	Hoo boy, if anyone but Nancy had posted that I think I would
    	have had to reply like I'd wanted to.
    
12.15509BIGQ::SILVAI'm out, therefore I amWed Jun 26 1996 20:145
| <<< Note 12.15507 by JULIET::MORALES_NA "Sweet Spirit's Gentle Breeze" >>>

| Trying to satisfy the masses.

	Long day at the Church, Nancy? :-)
12.15510JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeWed Jun 26 1996 20:1912
    Long day typing in note titles. :-)
    
    Yo slabounty, get a grip.  :-)  
    
    A gal that I have worked with for a very long time told me she saw a
    bumper sticker that reminded her of me:
    
    
    
    Christians aren't perfect, just forgiven.
    
    I laughed... she knows me well.
12.15511BUSY::SLABOUNTYAudiophiles do it 'til it hertz!Wed Jun 26 1996 20:215
    
    	FWIW, Nancy, the title to that note is now satisfactory.
    
    	8^)
    
12.15512POLAR::RICHARDSONHere we are now, in containersWed Jun 26 1996 20:371
    I like the old one better.
12.15513MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Jun 26 1996 21:3911
re: Stock drop

TTHT:

    I'm waiting, minute by minute, for the call from DCU telling me that the
    shares they're holding as collateral on _THE_LAST_ student loan I took
    out for one of the kids a few months back, are now insufficient to guarantee
    the funds, and they need more stock or cash, or they're going to raffle 
    the stuff off. Thankfully, I accumulated some more shares  at the last
    ESPP date, and can prolly cover it.

12.15514JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeWed Jun 26 1996 21:422
    ripping fingernail back beyond the quick. It hoits and I worked so hard
    at growing my own nails long.
12.15515 THEMAX::E_WALKERWed Jun 26 1996 23:1511
         re. 15510
    
         Okay, okay, I'll admit if there's one thing that really gets on my
    case, more than yuppies driving Range Rovers, it's yuppies in Range
    Rovers with smug little Christian messages on them. How obnoxious can
    you get? "Christians aren't perfect - just forgiven". Forgiven for
    what? Bombarding the rest of us with their propoganda? Keep it in
    church, people. In this city, if you have any vaguely secular or
    paganistic decorations on your vehicle, you're likely to get your
    windshield smashed in or your tires slashed by some militant bible -
    thumper. I guess their motto is "Love Jesus - Or Die". 
12.15516Jesus Saves!!!???MFGFIN::EPPERSONpuff, puff, passWed Jun 26 1996 23:318
    That`s the thing about Christians Ed. They not happy just havig God in
    thier lives - they want you to be miserable too. I think there is
    probably a God up there, but in my opinion the modern day church is the
    last place you`re gonna find him. Those people are so caught up on
    "a holier way of life" and brainwashing new victims that they have
    lost the real meaning of worship. I would rather do my consultation
    with God on top of Pikes Peak. And you`re right - they take thier 
    propaganda way to far.  Give us a break people!
12.15517GIDDAY::BURTS.I.S.Wed Jun 26 1996 23:3312
TTH
A call last night to let me know that my "best" aunt has been advised that she
has 2 months to live.  She has cancer of the oesophagus - the docs thought
that the chemo and radiotherapy had "caught" it all, but nope....


ATTH

Rabid notes.  

\C

12.15518POWDML::HANGGELIHeartless JadeThu Jun 27 1996 02:143
    
    Oh, Chele, I'm so sorry 8^/.  
    
12.15519GIDDAY::BURTS.I.S.Thu Jun 27 1996 02:217
Thanks.

I keep going from moods of disbelief/anger/grief.  The anger is winning.
It's odd, but I felt more grief when she was first diagnosed last year.
Emotional pizza - bits of this and bits of that.

\C
12.15520hang in thereFABSIX::P_OHALLORANI'll think of somethingThu Jun 27 1996 02:408
    
    <<< Note 12.15519 by GIDDAY::BURT "S.I.S." >>>
    
    I'm sorry to hear the bad news.
    
    
    
    Pat
12.15521England 5 Germany 6 on penaltiesCHEFS::COOKSHalf Man,Half BiscuitThu Jun 27 1996 08:265
    A nation mourns.
    
    Absolutely,utterly and completely gutted. We hit the post in extra
    time n`all.
    
12.15522POLAR::RICHARDSONHere we are now, in containersThu Jun 27 1996 11:401
    And then followed by the obligatory rioting.
12.15523MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Thu Jun 27 1996 13:439
Z    MFGFIN::EPPERSON "puff, puff, pass"                   8 lines 
Z    26-JUN-1996 19:31
Z                                 -< Jesus Saves!!!??? >-
Z    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Z    That`s the thing about Christians Ed. They not happy just havig God
Z    in thier lives - they want you to be miserable too. I think there is
    
    Coming from a child who openly admits, or makes up that he'll pollinate
    any "Pune Tang" he can get his hands on.  That's rich I'll say...
12.15524a fad ?GAAS::BRAUCHERWelcome to ParadiseThu Jun 27 1996 13:498
    
      What's this bit with the "winning on penalties" like the Germans
     did over merrie englande yesterday.  The Czechs won that way, too.
    
      It seems a very unsatisfactory tie-breaker to me, but then I'm a
     yank and think footballs are oblong.
    
      bb
12.15525When you have to have a "winner"....PERFOM::LICEA_KANEwhen it's comin' from the leftThu Jun 27 1996 13:536
    
    Winning on penalties is better than a shoot-out-win.  If that isn't
    damning with faint praise....  (But 3 points for a win, 1 or 0 points
    for a tie is a nice way to score matches.)
    
    								-mr. bill
12.15526WAHOO::LEVESQUEplus je bois, mieux je chanteThu Jun 27 1996 14:032
    Sudden death. Eventually someone scores, even if the beer has long
    since been shut off.
12.15527exit, center court...GAAS::BRAUCHERWelcome to ParadiseThu Jun 27 1996 14:066
    
      And while we're at it, how come all the American tennis players
     are tumping over at the big W ??  Are you guys SURE you burnt
     your mad cattle ?
    
      bb
12.15528POLAR::RICHARDSONHere we are now, in containersThu Jun 27 1996 15:041
    16 people in KAO Stage1 Manufacturing (SBU) being dehired today.
12.15529SOLVIT::KRAWIECKItumble to remove jerksThu Jun 27 1996 15:068
    
    re: .15516
    
    Grow up...
    
    or at least, stop splattering around that obvious, big-brush of
    yours...
    
12.15530GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheThu Jun 27 1996 15:136
    
    tth:  that the body of water near mso2 is starting to smell again.  not
    looking forward to those hot humid days that usually fill july...that
    place reeks in the humidity!
    
    
12.15531CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsThu Jun 27 1996 15:283
    Nel blu dipinto di blu up!.
    
    
12.15532CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsThu Jun 27 1996 17:468
    TTHLN:  Well, not too much really but we came in DFL in our race. 
    Something about not leaving the dock until the gun goes off resulting
    in a start that was 20 minutes late.  Oh well, I haven't seen many
    better nights for sailing, ever.  20 kts. off the land, no waves to
    speak of, nice and warm, and a beautiful sunset over the city.  In the
    grand scheme of things, that could actually be a ttlln. 
    
    Brian
12.15533WAHOO::LEVESQUEplus je bois, mieux je chanteThu Jun 27 1996 18:033
    >TTHLN:  Well, not too much really but we came in DFL in our race. 
    
     <smirk>
12.15534aaarrgggggghhFABSIX::P_OHALLORANI'll think of somethingFri Jun 28 1996 02:265
    
    irresponsible, incompetent, selfabsorbed, selfcentered individuals!!!
    
    
    
12.15535THEMAX::EPPERSONpuff, puff, passFri Jun 28 1996 02:371
    like...
12.15536FABSIX::P_OHALLORANI'll think of somethingFri Jun 28 1996 03:035
    
    people that feel it's unnecessary to carry out their responsibities, 
    and to then assume others will _constantly_ bail them out.
    
     
12.15537THEMAX::E_WALKERFri Jun 28 1996 03:041
         Oh, troubles with the wife, eh?
12.15538FABSIX::P_OHALLORANI'll think of somethingFri Jun 28 1996 03:125
    
    not married, never been, besides I'm over it now. Just had to get it
    out of my system :^).
    
    
12.15539COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertFri Jun 28 1996 10:383
	Foofaraw

12.15540BIGQ::SILVAI'm out, therefore I amFri Jun 28 1996 12:049
| <<< Note 12.15534 by FABSIX::P_OHALLORAN "I'll think of something" >>>


| irresponsible, incompetent, selfabsorbed, selfcentered individuals!!!

	I think the Ed Walker note is in the lonely one. Hmmm.... how
appropriate. :-)


12.15541CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowFri Jun 28 1996 13:1113



  Hearing this morning of the death of the pastor of a church I used to attend.
  A wonderful man of God,  a great Bible teacher, and a great father.

  absent from the body, present with the Lord.




 Jim
12.15542USAT05::HALLRFri Jun 28 1996 13:281
    soryy to hear that jimbo, but he's better off now!
12.15543CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowFri Jun 28 1996 13:293

 Indeed..
12.15544SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Fri Jun 28 1996 13:413
    ttht.
    
    Incontrovertible evidence of inequity right here in River City.
12.15545ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsFri Jun 28 1996 13:513
    
    Dick, you have a whore house in River City???? oh, I thought you
    said a " den of inequity".
12.15546SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Fri Jun 28 1996 14:101
    I said inequity, not iniquity.
12.15547HANNAH::MODICAJourneyman NoterFri Jun 28 1996 14:302
    
    Ghandi's busy!
12.15548BIGQ::SILVAI'm out, therefore I amFri Jun 28 1996 15:113

	Elenore wasn't enough?
12.15549GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheFri Jun 28 1996 15:4710
    
    tth:  finding out today that one of my friends from my old job quit
    
    tthevenmore:  finding out that someone whom i care lots about and
      		  respect will no longer be here, either...
    
    
    i think i am begining to hate fridays...
    
    
12.15550CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowFri Jun 28 1996 16:408

 Picture on the cover of today's Union Leader..the accident in which my
 former pastor was killed.  Sounds as if he may have been at fault..



 Jim
12.15551THEMAX::E_WALKERSat Jun 29 1996 00:532
         I hate being framed! I was set up, I tell you! The jury was
    rigged!
12.15552THEMAX::SMITH_SI (neuter) my (catbutt)Sat Jun 29 1996 01:085
    Glen, I think I may have been a little quick to point fingers.  There
    is a noter named TILLBERG (some clown temp) that I believe is one of
    the conspirators. Ed is a better speller than that.  So everyone, let's
    flood CXOMAX::TILLBERG 's account with hate mail.
    -ss
12.15553THEMAX::E_WALKERSat Jun 29 1996 03:131
         Yes, I can spell "heard".
12.15554THEMAX::SMITH_SI (neuter) my (catbutt)Sat Jun 29 1996 03:162
    But heared looks sooooo much cooler.
    
12.15555hey, that was funTHEMAX::SMITH_SI (neuter) my (catbutt)Sat Jun 29 1996 03:171
    Bunch of 5555's snarf
12.15556THEMAX::E_WALKERSat Jun 29 1996 04:312
         Give it up, man. You're the only one in here. Everybody else is
    drunk by now. 
12.15557POLAR::RICHARDSONHere we are now, in containersSat Jun 29 1996 06:021
    I'm sober now.
12.15558THEMAX::E_WALKERSat Jun 29 1996 18:223
         I've been sober for the past three weeks, owing largely to the
    fact that I'm always here, at work! Once the blackouts and seizures
    stopped it wasn't so bad. 
12.15559Saturday StuporTHEMAX::E_WALKERSat Jun 29 1996 23:234
         Still here! It's Saturday, everyone else is gone, and I'm sitting
    here like an idiot waiting to see if any last minute orders come in. I
    tell you, some people just don't know when to hit the door while they
    still have the chance. 
12.15560FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Sun Jun 30 1996 15:4310
    
    
    	TtHT:
    
    	ear infections. My son has another one. At least I have my own
    otoscope and was able to see this one early. Called our doctor and had
    her call in a prescription. Better than a $25 trip to the emergency
    room.
    
    	jim
12.15561SCASS1::BARBER_AbacksliderSun Jun 30 1996 15:522
    Pretty cool, Jim.  My doctor would most definitely demanded to see her
    before prescribing anything though...
12.15562POWDML::HANGGELIHeartless JadeSun Jun 30 1996 16:365
    
    I am so flippin' frustrated I could scream.  Nothing adds up, nothing.
    
    I hate the world.
    
12.15563FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Sun Jun 30 1996 17:2317
    
    
    	re: 'pril
    
    	my doc knows I have a pretty good grasp on my kids and their
    medical conditions. She trusts my judgement enough to make small
    decisions like ordering an antibiotic over the phone (my son has taken
    this particular AB many times before). If it were something I didn't
    feel 110% comfortable diagnosing at home, I would take him in. Better
    safe than sorry.
    
    	re: mz_deb
    
    	but I love you dear. Does that help?
    
    
    jim
12.15564POWDML::HANGGELIHeartless JadeSun Jun 30 1996 18:353
    
    Thank you, Jim 8^/.  
    
12.15565CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowSun Jun 30 1996 19:218

 You're quite welcome, my dear..




 Oh..wrong Jim
12.15566FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Sun Jun 30 1996 20:358
    
    
    	<smack!> back in yer hole henderson. 
    
    ;*)
    
    
    	
12.15567USAT02::HALLRSun Jun 30 1996 21:162
    my on-line service is done and i'm curious, how much is rt airfare from
    dc to denver?
12.15568Here's something to go on anyway...hope it helpsFABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Sun Jun 30 1996 22:4243
12.15569FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Sun Jun 30 1996 22:445
    
    
    BTW, that came from:
    
    http://www.itn.net/cgi/air
12.15570USAT05::HALLRMon Jul 01 1996 10:507
    .15568
    
    Jim:
    
    That helps alot...thanks a million!
    
    Ron
12.15571CHEFS::COOKSHalf Man,Half BiscuitMon Jul 01 1996 11:396
    10 people having been given the boot on Friday.
    
    Thus 10 peoples work divided by 5 remaining = total crap.
    
    Oh well. Onwards we plod.
     
12.15572Passport, visa, visa card no goodNPSS::MCSKEANEStranger in a stranger land!!!!Mon Jul 01 1996 12:537
    
    TTHT:-
    
    Even tho' I have my SS number, NYNEX wouldn't approve me for a mobile
    phone.
    
    POL
12.15573ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsMon Jul 01 1996 13:092
    
    pol, the M16 is a better value.
12.15574GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheMon Jul 01 1996 13:1016
    tthtw:  had to work both days of the weekend.  yesterday was my last
    day at the store, we did inventory for over 9 hours.  the manager left
    about an hour before everyone else.  i didn't so much as get a 'thank
    you', not for doing the inventory, not for working there for a year. 
    just another reason not to back to work there.
    
    tthln:  wench on the third floor (the one who frequently forgets she
    doesn't have off street parking) decided to have some sort of get
    together last nite.  i went to be about 9:30, read for a while and
    turned in about 10.  i heard them and their radio from 9:30 on. 
    managed to fall asleep around 10:30, but was woken up at 11:18. 
    finally, at 11:40, i called the cops.  was told when someone was free
    he'd send someone by.  finally, at 12:30 i heard the last car leave. 
    
    i am so tired.  and i don't think *I* should have to close my window,
    which is only open about 8 inches to begin with...
12.15575WMOIS::GIROUARD_CMon Jul 01 1996 13:459
coming in here today and reading in the BICYCLE note that a person
i ride with (FCC) was seriously injured on one of our Sunday morning
training rides... fractured skull. This happened two Sundays ago
while I have been on vacation.

this guy never wears a helmet umless he's racing. i hope he re-assesses
his position on this. his name is Mark Boyle. at least he is out of ICU.


12.15576CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsMon Jul 01 1996 14:3917
    TTHT:  Abrasions, contusions, and hematomas.  We decided to try a new
    route Friday night.  It's on the map, well marked and even has a name. 
    The problem with topo maps is that it gives gross contour information
    and doesn't really give you any indication what is going on at ground
    level.  My friend, Todd, just finished telling me how well I can exit
    my pedals in a crisis situtation after gracefully dismounting and
    staying on my feet while my bike dug into the trail.  I then proceeded 
    to disprove him not 50 yards farther going over the handlebars and 
    taking my bike with me.  The drop zone this time was several largish
    boulders.  One abraded forearm, one swollen lower leg and another huge 
    bruise on my left hip.  Man that hurt.  Oh yeah, I forgot.  Bent 
    handlebars and a gouged frame.  The insult to the injury was that the 
    trail is totally unridable for a 90% of the length.  We had to bail out, 
    get to a road and head back.  2+ hours, 4 miles and a lot of shredded 
    skin.
    
    Brian, on the rocks with a twist.......   
12.15577ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsMon Jul 01 1996 14:542
    
    <---- i ache just reading that.
12.15578FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Mon Jul 01 1996 15:384
    
    	ouch.
    
    
12.15579WMOIS::GIROUARD_CMon Jul 01 1996 15:391
hey Brian, i have my System 3 handle bars too!
12.15580GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheMon Jul 01 1996 15:474
    
    brian, you simply amaze me...
    
    
12.15581Even soccer players don't get hurt this much :-)SHOGUN::KOWALEWICZStrangers on the plain, CroakerMon Jul 01 1996 16:588

  Brian, is it possible that you could avoid much of this anguish if you
   tried something simple, such as keeping your eyes open?

kb

                                                           ;-)
12.15582ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsMon Jul 01 1996 17:014
    
    nonsense. Brian loves living his life on the edge. The *danger* thrills
    him. of course, if he learned how to ride better, he would be more apt
    to stay intact.
12.15583CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsMon Jul 01 1996 17:152
    Aye.  Mark is all too correct in pinpointing the problem as being pilot
    error.  
12.15584FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Mon Jul 01 1996 17:336
    
    
    	Hmmm...I just put $50 down on a Raleigh M-80. I'm wondering if I'll
    live through the first week of riding it. :)
    
    jim
12.15585CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsMon Jul 01 1996 17:434
    The first week is good for letting you know how badly out of shape you
    are in.  The real injuries don't occur until you think you can ride
    better than you really do.  Give yourself three to six months for 
    that. :-)  
12.15586WMOIS::GIROUARD_CMon Jul 01 1996 17:474
the general rule of thumb with the group i ride with is that
if you're not crashing in the woods you need to buy a dress.

no chauvanism intended.
12.15587BUSY::SLABOUNTYGrandchildren of the DamnedMon Jul 01 1996 17:494
    
    	Uh-oh ... I bet some people will get hysterical over that
    	remark.
    
12.15588LANDO::OLIVER_Bsnapdragons. discuss.Mon Jul 01 1996 17:535
    i just don't get it.  how fun can it be?  like,
    what's the attraction?  the speed?  the communing
    with nature as you travel quietly down the path?
    
    
12.15589WAHOO::LEVESQUEit seemed for all of eternityMon Jul 01 1996 17:561
    Do you downhill ski, Oph?
12.15590LANDO::OLIVER_Bsnapdragons. discuss.Mon Jul 01 1996 17:581
    i have, yes.  but never over rocks.
12.15591FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Mon Jul 01 1996 18:0012
    
    
    	Like the bumper sticker says, "If I had to explain it to you, you
    wouldn't understand". 
    
    	re: Mark and Brian
    
    	I run quite a bit, but I'm sure the bike will force different
    muscle groups to work that haven't been worked hard in years. Should be
    fun. :*)
    
    jim
12.15592LANDO::OLIVER_Bsnapdragons. discuss.Mon Jul 01 1996 18:024
    |"If I had to explain it to you, you wouldn't understand".
    
    very deep.
    
12.15593PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BMon Jul 01 1996 18:037
   Oph, next time, try flinging your poles dramatically into the air
   when you hit 90 miles an hour, yelling "Who neeeeeeds THEEEEESE???",
   and then have the good graces to head towards a tree, so you
   can regale us with tales of serious injury later, here in the 'box.

   We thank you.
12.15594EVMS::MORONEYIt's alive! Alive!Mon Jul 01 1996 18:043
TTHT:

Testifying in court in a neighbor vs. neighbor dispute.
12.15595WAHOO::LEVESQUEit seemed for all of eternityMon Jul 01 1996 18:054
    >i have, yes.  but never over rocks.
    
     So do you prefer the bunny slopes, or do you find pleasure in the
    steeper slopes that have bumps and jumps?
12.15596LANDO::OLIVER_Bsnapdragons. discuss.Mon Jul 01 1996 18:051
    me so macha.
12.15597RE: MikeBUSY::SLABOUNTYGreat baby! Delicious!!Mon Jul 01 1996 18:063
    
    	Did you side with the neighbor, or the neighbor?
    
12.15598LANDO::OLIVER_Bsnapdragons. discuss.Mon Jul 01 1996 18:127
    |do you find pleasure in the
    |steeper slopes that have bumps and jumps?
    
    i like an occasional bump, but forget the jumps.
    now maybe you can explain how this is related to
    crashing into trees on a bike?
    
12.15599it's a legal highWAHOO::LEVESQUEit seemed for all of eternityMon Jul 01 1996 18:205
    If you are the type of skiier that has to be in total control at all
    times and won't venture onto terrain that will put you to your limits
    you won't understand what motivates someone to ride on the edge of
    control. It's about limits, it's about risks, it's about danger, it's
    about adrenaline. If you don't relate you don't relate.
12.15600snarfACISS2::LEECHMon Jul 01 1996 18:231
    I hate Mondays...
12.15601PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BMon Jul 01 1996 18:243
  it's about time, it's about space;
  about two men in a crazy place.
12.15602EVMS::MORONEYIt's alive! Alive!Mon Jul 01 1996 18:255
re .15597:

My testimony wasn't much more than "I didn't hear anything because I was
asleep" although that by default had me siding with my neighbor and not my
neighbor.
12.15603FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Mon Jul 01 1996 18:2611
    

    	re: .15599

    	I relate it to exercising. I never understood why anyone would want
    to exercise regularly until I started doing it myself. At first it was
    hard, but after a while you want to push yourself a little bit further,
    take a longer stride, etc. The endorphin rush alone is great....:)


    	jim
12.15604LANDO::OLIVER_Bsnapdragons. discuss.Mon Jul 01 1996 18:261
    thanks, you answered my original question.
12.15605CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsMon Jul 01 1996 18:303
    I try things, I'm a klutz, I get hurt, sorry for sharing.  
    
    Brian 
12.15606FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Mon Jul 01 1996 18:305
    
    
    	sorry it took so long there Oph. :)
    
    
12.15607FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Mon Jul 01 1996 18:317
    
    
    	Keep sharing brian. I like to hear about others in pain besides
    myself. :)
    
    
    jim
12.15608NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Mon Jul 01 1996 18:343
>    The endorphin rush alone is great....:)

Eat hot peppers.
12.15609LANDO::OLIVER_Bsnapdragons. discuss.Mon Jul 01 1996 18:404
    i almost cut the top of my finger off once
    reaching into the dishwater and getting ahold
    of the butcher knife blade.  the pain was 
    exquisite.
12.15610FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Mon Jul 01 1996 18:427
    
    	
>Eat hot peppers.
    
    	have large ulcer. 
    
    
12.15611ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsMon Jul 01 1996 18:442
    
    well jim, lay off the burrito's at 7-11 and you'll be fine.
12.15612ACISS2::LEECHMon Jul 01 1996 18:473
    TTH: having a bad day, today
    
    at least it is a short week
12.15613BUSY::SLABOUNTYGreat baby! Delicious!!Mon Jul 01 1996 18:496
    
    	But if you have 3 bad days at work this week, that's 100% of
    	the work week.
    
    	Almost any other time that would only be 60% of the work week.
    
12.15614POWDML::HANGGELIHeartless JadeMon Jul 01 1996 20:4819
    
    TTHT:  As mentioned somewhere previously, I took over as treasurer for
    the Savoyards and have had a deuce of a time trying to straighten out
    the accounts.  The bank isn't helping - since we belonged to Shawmut,
    which was bought by Bank X, the Bank X branches are giving everyone a
    hard time about making deposits, etc., insisting that we need to go to
    the branch in Framingham where the account was originally opened for
    ALL our banking business.
    
    Right.  Like I'm going to Framingham when there are two branches of
    Bank X on my way home.
    
    I hated Bank X when I had a personal account there, and I'm seriously
    considering yanking the Savoyards account and going elsewhere.
    
    I won't mention Bank X's name, of course, as I'm sure the moderators
    would delete my note with, er, fleetness 8^).
    
                                                 
12.15615FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Mon Jul 01 1996 20:515
    
    
    	yer so sly deb....:)
    
    
12.15616POWDML::HANGGELIHeartless JadeMon Jul 01 1996 20:523
    
    {blink}
    
12.15617FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Mon Jul 01 1996 21:102
    
    {wink}
12.15618NPSS::MCSKEANEStranger in a stranger land!!!!Mon Jul 01 1996 21:4312
    
    TTHT:-
    
    The Mass Registry of Motor Vehicles!!!!!
    
    Three hours it took me to get some plates!!!!! (People in the office
    keep telling me that I lucked out but I still have to go back there to
    get the learners permit and take a road test yet)
    
    POL
    
    
12.15619BUSY::SLABOUNTYA Parting Shot in the DarkMon Jul 01 1996 21:465
    
    	3 hours?
    
    	Long lines, or were you a non-cooperative customer?
    
12.15620NPSS::MCSKEANEStranger in a stranger land!!!!Mon Jul 01 1996 21:5412
    
    > Note 12.15619 by BUSY::SLABOUNTY "A Parting Shot in the Dark
    
    > Long lines, or were you a non-cooperative customer?  
    
    Long lines, plus the fire alarm kept going off. Funny thing was that
    nobody was prepared to go outside and risk losing their place in the
    queue!!!! When I got to the front, I was over and done with in about 2
    minutes. I've never had to queue for so long for the pleasure of
    spending a thousand bucks!!!
    
    POL
12.15621MFGFIN::E_WALKERMon Jul 01 1996 22:304
         Where did you go? Last time I was at the DMV I was in and out in
    ten minutes, collectors' plates and all. They didn't ask to see a title
    or registration. For all they know, I just put collectors plates on my
    1991 Mazda to avoid an emissions inspection. Morons. 
12.15622COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertMon Jul 01 1996 22:4531
>    The bank isn't helping - since we belonged to Shawmut,
>    which was bought by Bank X, the Bank X branches are giving everyone a
>    hard time about making deposits, etc., insisting that we need to go to
>    the branch in Framingham where the account was originally opened for
>    ALL our banking business.

That's odd.  Maybe you're dealing with one of the branches that's being
closed as a result of the merger, and they're just being generally nasty
because most of the employees are losing their jobs.

I've had only the most gracious service from the Fleet office in Acton.
Right after it was announced that the Shawmut was closing (the two
offices are only 100 yards from each other) I went to the Fleet office
and introduced myself.

I asked them to please be sure to keep a supply of $25 rolls of Suzy B's
on hand for me to come in once every two-three weeks to pick up, and they
had them within a week.

And I've made deposits, and bought travellers' checks (no fee as a
Partnership customer), and cashed checks and done all sorts of business
with no trouble at all.

One thing that I think _should_ be done with the Savoyard account, if
possible, would be to make sure that it is an interest-bearing account.

Note that a DCU Small Business account is probably not an option, since
this is not a personal business, but a ministry of the Sudbury United
Methodist Church.

/john
12.15623totally bad timing, any way ya look at itTHEMAX::SMITH_SI (neuter) my (catbutt)Tue Jul 02 1996 02:4612
    ttht
    
    Don't ya hate it when your most favorite band in the whole world is
    going to be in town, but you're going to be out of town the night of
    the show.
    
    ttrrrrrrrht
    
    Don't ya hate it when you miss your most favorite band because you're
    out of town, and then find out they will be playing in the town you
    were visiting the very next night. Doh!
    -ss
12.15624POWDML::HANGGELIHeartless JadeTue Jul 02 1996 03:273
    
    The Tenor From Hell has returned in full force 8^/.
    
12.15625THEMAX::SMITH_SI (neuter) my (catbutt)Tue Jul 02 1996 03:311
    Welcome back Mz Deb
12.15626THEMAX::E_WALKERI (rake) my (hamster)Tue Jul 02 1996 03:352
         Allright, finally someone to talk to. It was getting pretty dull
    in here. 
12.15627THEMAX::E_WALKERI (rake) my (hamster)Tue Jul 02 1996 05:021
         Wait, nevermind, she left. 
12.15628ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsTue Jul 02 1996 12:128
    
    Digital is taking a $475 million dollar restructuring charge for future
    layoffs and facility consolidations. 7,000 jobs gone in the next 12
    months. Enrico Pesatori gets canned by Palmer. Earnings are going to be
    lousy. stock will probably drop 6-7 points today because of this. This
    sucks big time. Looks like my car may be delayed if the stock takes a
    huge hit. I thought this company was turning around, boy was I sadly
    mistaken.
12.15629USAT05::HALLRTue Jul 02 1996 12:436
    Mark:
    
    I told u a few weeks ago Digital was going to take it in the teeth and
    everyone scoffed at me!
    
    Enrico leaving is a bad sign, imho
12.15630CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowTue Jul 02 1996 12:444


thud
12.15631FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Tue Jul 02 1996 12:468
    
    
    	The AW ban passed the senate by ONE stinkin' vote.
    
    	another useless law for the books. 
    
    
    jim
12.15632COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertTue Jul 02 1996 12:493
Not one Republican in the Senate voted for it.

Yet it was pushed by the Yellow-Haired-WASP pseudo-Republican governor.
12.15633FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Tue Jul 02 1996 13:028
    
    
    	Yep, Weld has been pushing the thing from day 1. I'm so PO'd I
    could spit nails. Both my rep and senator (both dems) voted against the
    bill also. I just can't understand how this thing passed. What a
    travesty....
    
    jim
12.15634NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Jul 02 1996 13:3711
>    Long lines, plus the fire alarm kept going off. Funny thing was that
>    nobody was prepared to go outside and risk losing their place in the
>    queue!!!!

When we first went to the Registry after moving to Massachusetts, we parked
our car on the street (near the old Lowell registry).  While we were waiting,
the house in front of which we were parked caught fire.  They announced that
people parked near the fire should move their cars.  When I went outside,
it was obvious that I couldn't -- the car was surrounded by hoses and stuff.
The firefighters said it was OK to leave it where it was.  The car wasn't
damaged and the firefighters were gone by the time we were finished.
12.15635NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Jul 02 1996 13:382
Deb, have you checked with DCU about your Savoyards account?  They're doing
business accounts now, so they might be a good bet.
12.15636POWDML::HANGGELIHeartless JadeTue Jul 02 1996 13:394
    
    I will check with them.  I have been deliriously happy with the DCU
    after my experience at the Banque d'Enemas. 
    
12.15637WAHOO::LEVESQUEit seemed for all of eternityTue Jul 02 1996 13:431
    <snort> <chuckle>
12.15638FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Tue Jul 02 1996 13:4555
         Digital says fourth quarter results will be below expectations 
   
         Digital today said despite continued strong growth in its 64-bit 
   Alpha products and services, fourth quarter results will be well below 
   its expectations.
         In addition, the company said that it will take a restructuring 
   charge of approximately $475 million against its fourth quarter 
   earnings for actions directed toward further improving the company's 
   financial performance and strengthening its foundation for future 
   growth. The company's fourth quarter, which ended June 29, and full 
   year results will be reported July 30.
         "Although we have made significant progress, particularly with 
   respect to establishing a long-term strategy, we obviously are not 
   satisfied with the current business financial results," said Digital 
   Chairman Robert B. Palmer.  "The financial performance of our personal 
   computer business is unacceptable.  In addition, we are experiencing a 
   significant slowdown in several European markets."
         Vincent J. Mullarkey, vice president and chief financial officer, 
   said the company expects fourth quarter profits to be significantly 
   below current estimates with revenue lower than the same period last 
   year.
         "We understand our business problems," Mullarkey said.  "Our 
   management team is taking the steps necessary to address those 
   problems.
         "Over the past months, we reduced PC desktop inventory in the 
   channels and reduced costs.  At the same time, we have begun to 
   implement our Windows NT, client/server commercial strategy," he 
   continued.  "We are making progress, but not yet at the levels 
   originally anticipated.  In addition, we are experiencing the impact of 
   unusually aggressive industry pricing pressures."
         Digital indicated the restructuring charge will cover the costs 
   associated with the elimination of approximately 7,000 positions 
   worldwide over the next 12 months and related facility consolidations.
         "This additional restructuring enables the company to move to the 
   next level of efficiency and lower cost structure necessary to attain 
   competitive financial performance," said Palmer.  "We also are 
   addressing those areas which have negatively affected our financial 
   performance to ensure that we meet our strategic objectives."
         Palmer said while the company faces some significant short-term 
   business issues, its 64-bit Alpha-based systems and services are 
   showing impressive growth.
         He said the $500 million contract announced June 25 with Citibank 
   is proof of Digital's growing strength in the service area. The 
   company's strategic alliances with Microsoft, Oracle, MCI and Computer 
   Associates, together with the semiconductor alliances with Samsung 
   Electronics and Mitsubishi Electric, are demonstrations of the 
   company's success in executing its strategy, he said.
         "Digital clearly is well-positioned for continued growth in our 
   strategic products and services portfolio," Palmer added.  "We are 
   confident that we will be back on track and showing significant 
   financial improvement by the end of the calendar year.  We also are 
   confident that the financial performance of the company will be among 
   industry leaders within two years."  
 

12.15639FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Tue Jul 02 1996 13:4675
                Q4 business announcements in perspective 
   
         (The following letter to employees is from Digital Chairman and 
   Chief Executive Officer Bob Palmer.  More details are contained in a 
   package of materials being sent electronically today to all managers of 
   people via Readers' Choice.  If you have any questions, please speak to 
   your manager.)
   
         Digital today is making two significant announcements.  First, we 
   are reporting that our fourth quarter results will be well below 
   expectations.  Second, we are taking a restructuring charge of 
   approximately $475 million against fourth quarter earnings to further 
   improve future financial performance and strengthen our foundation for 
   growth.  Unfortunately, the restructuring will include the elimination 
   of approximately 7,000 positions over the next year.
         I am writing to explain why this has happened and why we should 
   still be confident about Digital's future.
         Our disappointing Q4 performance is, for the most part, the 
   consequence of poor results in the personal computer business, a 
   significant slowdown in some key European markets and continued 
   weakness in our printer and memory business segments.  Although we had 
   planned for continuing price reductions in our PC business, we were not 
   prepared for the magnitude of the declines that actually occurred.  
   These price reductions, together with high inventory in our sales 
   channels, had a negative impact on both revenues and margins.
         We are taking several steps to improve performance in the current 
   quarter and to put the PC business on the path to profitability.  The 
   PCBU will reduce expenses at every level of the business, reduce 
   channel inventory to competitive levels and increase its marketing 
   focus on high-margin products, particularly servers.  Our Intel-based 
   PC business remains an integral part of our company-wide strategy to 
   become one of the leaders in providing enterprise solutions supporting 
   Windows NT.
         The restructuring charge is designed to help drive Digital from 
   our current level of financial performance to a level that is 
   competitive with the industry leaders.  It will also enable us to 
   sharpen our focus on strategic growth opportunities.  And it will 
   address some of the problems that have restrained financial returns 
   over the past two quarters.  One of our most urgent tasks is to attain 
   competitive costs.  We will achieve some of this through greater 
   efficiencies in our operations.  But some of it will come from further 
   downsizing of our organization.
         While leading an organization like Digital is a privilege, the 
   hardest part has always been implementing necessary changes that 
   eliminate jobs.  We are committed to taking these actions with the 
   professionalism and the sensitivity that you have every right to 
   expect.
         I know that news like this can be discouraging, particularly when 
   we have built up so much momentum during the past two years -- momentum 
   driven by the work you have done in developing and delivering 
   leadership products and services.
         However, it is important to understand that in a transformation 
   like ours, some setbacks are inevitable.  I have said before that we 
   did not get into trouble in a short time, and we will not get out of it 
   in a short time.  Clearly we have some business issues that must be 
   addressed, and we are putting plans in place to do just that.
         At the same time, we should not lose sight of the progress we 
   have made, our strengths as a company and the broad acceptance of the 
   strategies we have laid out for the future.  The best way to ensure 
   profitable and continued growth is to move without delay to implement 
   those strategies.
         As we reported to you last month, we continue to take actions to 
   sharpen our focus on our strategic businesses and to align our 
   organizations more tightly with the corporate strategy.  Overall Q4 
   results that fall short of expectations should not mask the strong, 
   double-digit growth in our strategic businesses, including Alpha, UNIX, 
   Windows NT and other areas that are fundamental to our corporate 
   strategy and our future.
         It is always important for us to acknowledge our problems, but it 
   is not productive to dwell on what might have been.  We have every 
   reason to be confident about our future.  With your continued 
   commitment and dedication, we expect to be back on track by the second 
   quarter of this fiscal year.  We are as determined as ever to secure 
   our place among the leaders in the information technology industry.

12.15640As I said back in .15622...COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertTue Jul 02 1996 13:539
Does DCU do business accounts, or only personal business accounts?

The legal entity owning the money is the Sudbury United Methodist Church,
not any individual.

As far as I know, DCU only handles business accounts for Sole Proprietorships
and Partnerships, and the Sudbury Savoyards are neither of these.

/john
12.15641POWDML::HANGGELIHeartless JadeTue Jul 02 1996 13:573
    
    John is correct, we can't use the DCU.  Drat 8^/.
    
12.15642little lateHBAHBA::HAASmore madness, less horrorTue Jul 02 1996 14:331
I hate that I never get to see the <r.o.> afore it gets deleted.
12.15643GENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Tue Jul 02 1996 15:012
    Digital stock has dropped 4 7/8 in the first two hours of trading
    today.
12.15644USAT05::HALLRTue Jul 02 1996 15:571
    heck,GQ  bob,  how many new vps from IBM will 7,000 layoffs buy us?
12.15645FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Tue Jul 02 1996 15:597
    
    
    	well, we're at what..215 now? I say we shoot for 250 by the end of
    August. With teamwork and determination, we can achieve this important
    goal.
    
    	
12.15646USAT05::HALLRTue Jul 02 1996 16:152
    i hear a part of the new tfso package is that u r assigned a pen pal
    w/a new vp hired in your steed
12.15647USAT05::HALLRTue Jul 02 1996 16:165
    btw
    
    my memo to harry copperman at least got some attention yesterday
    
    results may come by next week when some peolpe return from vacation
12.15648Kid, I got a bad feeling about thisDECWIN::RALTOJail to the ChiefTue Jul 02 1996 16:219
    re: Pesatori
    
    Wrong topic, I know (and probably wrong conference, but ::DIGITAL
    is understandably a bit backed up right now), but I'd always considered
    Pesatori to be Palmer's most likely successor.
    
    Maybe Palmer thought so too.
    
    Chris
12.15649who's nextedHBAHBA::HAASmore madness, less horrorTue Jul 02 1996 16:264
>    ..., but I'd always considered
>    Pesatori to be Palmer's most likely successor.

Maybe Big Bob will follow in Pesatori's footsteps?
12.15650CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowTue Jul 02 1996 16:4616


 My youngest son, whom I love, sitting here with me at work, which I also
 love.

 But what is bugging the heck out of me, he is sitting there chewing on ice,
 which drives me right up the wall.


 I'm going to request that he cease and desist and hope that in doing so,
 I don't go into a freaked out rage.



 Jim
12.15651ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsTue Jul 02 1996 16:502
    
    <---- if that's your only problem today, thank your lucky stars.
12.15652CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowTue Jul 02 1996 16:539

 exactly..it is difficult to see one's tongue in one's cheek through this
 electronic medium.




 Jim
12.15653CNTROL::JENNISONIt's all about soulTue Jul 02 1996 17:115
    
    	Being considered "next in line" can be like wearing a 
    	bullseye on your shirt.
    
    
12.15654GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheTue Jul 02 1996 17:248
    
    rumor has it that palmer and enrico have been on the outs of some
    sort...haven't been talking to each other for a couple of weeks.
    
    and the press is outside of mso2...
    
    z
    
12.15655USAT05::HALLRTue Jul 02 1996 17:252
    palme apparently gave 'rico a talkin' too 9 months ago and said if he
    didn't tow FLs line, he'd be out next year and viola!
12.15656MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Tue Jul 02 1996 17:273
>    and the press is outside of mso2...

When they do that, do they try to pester everybody passing by?
12.15657BIGQ::SILVAI'm out, therefore I amTue Jul 02 1996 17:3857

	I come home Friday night from a friends memorial service to find out
that the phone is dead. Seems the 3rd harbor tunnel had an accident. Opps. They
had said it would be fixed by 8:00 pm on Friday, but seeing I got home at
10:30, they lied. Saturday they said the same thing. They lied again. Sunday
they said the same thing. But I used the landlady's cell phone to call them:

Me:	How many times are you going to tell me that the phone will be fixed 
	by 8:00pm and have it not be done???

PC:	We are doing the best we can.

Me:	We have not seen a crew in the area the entire weekend. Where are 
	they at?

PC:	Well, there are no tech's here now.

Me: 	Oh...do they have the weekend off?

PC:	No, they are out working on it.

Me:	Where are they working?

PC:	I don't know....

Me:	They are out working, and this you know... and this problem has been
	going on for 3 days now, yet you don't know where they are working?

PC:	Errr.... no.....

Me:	Well, we do have elderly people here, so for your sake I hope that you
	actually have crews out working this issue. Because if you don't, and 
	something happens to them, the money you might have saved from no ot
	on the weekend will be lost in some major lawsuits. And people on this
	block love to do that. 

PC:	We are doing all we can.

ME:	Then you won't mind if I call they mayor's office, and then the tv
	stations to have them find out why it took so long for you to do this
	job?

PC:	<silence>

Me:	Have a nice day....


	The phone got turned on around 1 today. exactly FOUR days after it went
out. Now that it is working, I do plan on calling the mayor's office. 

	These people have us by the nads, and there isn't anything we can do.
They lay off a bunch of people, and have fewer people to fix other people's
mistakes. I get so damn tired of these companies.....


Glen
12.15658CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowTue Jul 02 1996 17:449
>PC:	Well, there are no tech's here now.



        did they really put the apostrophe where it did not belong?



12.15659BUSY::SLABOUNTYAudiophiles do it 'til it hertz!Tue Jul 02 1996 17:454
    
    	I seriously doubt that they spelled every word out over the
    	phone, Jim.
    
12.15660CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowTue Jul 02 1996 17:457
 OK, thanks.





12.15661NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Jul 02 1996 17:547
>    palme apparently gave 'rico a talkin' too 9 months ago and said if he
>    didn't tow FLs line, he'd be out next year and viola!

Wait a second.  Olof Palme, the PM of Sweden, was assassinated in 1986.
The case is still unsolved.  Edward G. Robinson played the character Rico
in the classic 1930 gangster film "Little Caesar."  As far as I know,
neither one played the viola.
12.15662MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Tue Jul 02 1996 17:591
    Oh Gawd, Glen's back!
12.15663BIGQ::SILVAI'm out, therefore I amTue Jul 02 1996 18:058
| <<< Note 12.15658 by CSLALL::HENDERSON "Every knee shall bow" >>>


| did they really put the apostrophe where it did not belong?


	Yes

12.15664frustrated in CaliforniaSX4GTO::OLSONDBTC Palo AltoTue Jul 02 1996 18:3210
    > These people have us by the nads, and there isn't anything we can do.
    > They lay off a bunch of people, and have fewer people to fix other
    > people's mistakes. I get so damn tired of these companies.....
    
    Oh, for the joys of running a monopoly.
    
    See, in the computer business, when companies make this kind of
    mistake, the customers can go ELSEWHERE.
    
    DougO
12.15665SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Tue Jul 02 1996 18:377
    > the customers can go ELSEWHERE
    
    Sure they can.  If they don't like Mac, they can buy Windoze and get
    half the features.  If they don't like Windoze, they can buy Mac and
    get a quarter the number of available software packages.  If they don't
    like either Mac or Windoze, they can buy OS/2 and wish they could find
    applications to run on it.  Big choice there.
12.15666MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Tue Jul 02 1996 20:586
TTHT:
    I threw out my copy of Forefront, unread, before having found Mz_Debra's
    picture.

(TTL: I retrieved it and did so.)

12.15667THEMAX::E_WALKERI (rake) my (hamster)Wed Jul 03 1996 01:001
         You missed a 666 snarf. 
12.15668POLAR::RICHARDSONI shower naked, man. NAKED!Wed Jul 03 1996 05:121
    If I was Palmer, I'd be brushing up on my golden handshake. 
12.15669CHEFS::COOKSHalf Man,Half BiscuitWed Jul 03 1996 08:185
    It was mentioned on Virgin radio this morning that "Digital Equip Co 
    will be making 7,000 redundancies. Mainly in Ayr and Lanarkshire".
    
    huh?? 
    
12.15670And how do they know hey, THINK ABOUT IT!!KERNEL::FREKESWed Jul 03 1996 08:348
    If this is true then one can't help but ask the question, "How the hell
    do they know?"
    
    If so then why were we not told first or is this a classic case of a
    management cock up!!
    Or is it just rumour?
    
    Your guess is as good as mine.
12.15671CHEFS::COOKSHalf Man,Half BiscuitWed Jul 03 1996 09:543
    I doubt it`s true. If anything,I thought they were recruiting,what
    with Ayr being the European central order desk n`all.
    
12.15672USAT02::HALLRWed Jul 03 1996 10:201
    MD state trooper, wife and 3 kids, committed suicide.
12.15673WMOIS::GIROUARD_CWed Jul 03 1996 10:334
Ron, did the trooper "help" his family to commit suicide or
did they do voluntarily?

an awful thing.
12.15674BIGQ::SILVAI'm out, therefore I amWed Jul 03 1996 11:434

	Hey, Digital Equipment made it on tv last night. We were mentioned in
the debate between Kerry and Weld! :-)
12.15675GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheWed Jul 03 1996 12:197
    
    apparently 'tine made the news on all three major channels!!  i didn't
    see it, but there were TONS of people crowding around the front desk
    this morning looking to get her autograph...:>
    
    
    
12.15676HANNAH::MODICAJourneyman NoterWed Jul 03 1996 12:3111
    
    Watching the news last night and seeing Digital the top
    story.
    
    And then it dawned on me and made my depression worse.
    
    We're the Bob Dole of the computer industry.
    Good products, good people, etc, but we cannot articulate
    why anyone should do business with us.
    
    
12.15677USAT02::HALLRWed Jul 03 1996 12:406
    Chip:
    
    The trooper himself committed suicide, survivors being a wife and 3
    children
    
    sorry for the confusion.
12.15678FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Wed Jul 03 1996 13:016
    re: .15675
    
    	I always knew 'tine was destined for fame.
    
    
    jim
12.15679ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsWed Jul 03 1996 13:223
    
    Smart is slower than molasses in January. oh well, it could be
    worse. I could be eaten by a walrus.
12.15680POWDML::HANGGELIHeartless JadeWed Jul 03 1996 13:315
    
    Pollio.
    
    What a piece of pond scum.
    
12.15681ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsWed Jul 03 1996 13:331
    <------- ??????????
12.15682POWDML::HANGGELIHeartless JadeWed Jul 03 1996 13:343
    
    Don't try to defend him, Mark.
    
12.15683ROWLET::AINSLEYDCU Board of Directors CandidateWed Jul 03 1996 13:393
    Who/what is a Pollio and what did he/it do to earn Mz_Debra's scorn?
    
    Bob
12.15684ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsWed Jul 03 1996 14:332
    
    I don't know Bob. I was hoping deb would expound on the subject.
12.15685POWDML::HANGGELIHeartless JadeWed Jul 03 1996 14:5911
12.15686Can I have some gravy with that?MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Wed Jul 03 1996 15:021
... suddenly I felt like I was a kid again - in my grandmother's kitchen ....
12.15687PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Jul 03 1996 15:045
>           <<< Note 12.15685 by POWDML::HANGGELI "Heartless Jade" >>>

	yer dang lucky we gut no policy agin' that, little missy ;>
	some-a-da more hostile confs do, i believe.
12.15688ROWLET::AINSLEYDCU Board of Directors CandidateWed Jul 03 1996 15:046
    re: .15685
    
    Ummm.  Deb did you put your hands on the wrong keys before you started
    typing that?
    
    Bob
12.15689POWDML::HANGGELIHeartless JadeWed Jul 03 1996 15:073
    
    What, doesn't EVERYONE speak Italian 8^)?
    
12.15690BUSY::SLABOUNTYConsume feces and expire.Wed Jul 03 1996 15:085
    
    	That was Italian?
    
    	Darn, I thought I was very close to cracking the code!!
    
12.15691CNTROL::JENNISONIt's all about soulWed Jul 03 1996 15:094
    
    	mz_debra, will you marry me ?
    
    	
12.15692somewhatHBAHBA::HAASmore madness, less horrorWed Jul 03 1996 15:091
lasagna, genoa salami, ferrari
12.15693USAT02::HALLRFri Jul 05 1996 11:076
    well, the procrastinators won over the decision makers and have told
    Mikey to "wait n see" before they make a hiring decision...actually
    it's pretty funny, when they 'have' to have something, the
    procrastination goes out the windows, but otoh, when someone else is in
    dire need, 'let's continue to wait n see' [said in my best asian-indian
    dialect.
12.15694POWDML::HANGGELIHeartless JadeFri Jul 05 1996 13:146
    
    Today I am going to open up my mac and install more memory.
    
    If you never hear from me again, I electrocuted myself.  Wish me luck
    8^).
    
12.15695Heard from my northwest t'day, from Shirley-way:DRDAN::KALIKOWMindSurf the World w/ AltaVista!Sat Jul 06 1996 01:304
    "***BZZZTTTTTTTT***"
    
    I am frankly very concerned.
    
12.15696CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowSat Jul 06 1996 16:494


 Phone call from my baby sister (she's 32)..she's getting married.
12.15697GMASEC::KELLYQueen of the JungleSat Jul 06 1996 16:521
    how often does she punish you, Jim?
12.15698CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowSat Jul 06 1996 21:3714



  I don't hate the fact that she called..I love talking to her..however,
  her getting married reminds me (as if I needed it) that I am not getting
  any younger..

  I'm quite happy that she is getting married, and I look forward to
  the family gathering that will take place on that occasion.



 Jim
12.15699FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Sat Jul 06 1996 21:535
    
    	not to mention the free chow. :*)
    
    
    jim
12.15700snarfCSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowMon Jul 08 1996 02:1011
    
>    	not to mention the free chow. :*)
    
 
     well, yeah.. ;-)
   
    


    
12.1570145769::COOKSHalf Man,Half BiscuitMon Jul 08 1996 11:054
12.15702GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheMon Jul 08 1996 12:4626
    
    well, the wedding wasn't *that* bad.  got into boston in one piece. 
    make it to the boston harbor hotel to drop off the present.  wait in
    line for like 10 minutes.  finally get the the desk, and the lady there
    can't find anyone registered under the name jandrow or correa.  great.
    tried different spellings, tho i know how they are spelled.  nothing. 
    fine.  i leave, and find my car gone.  thankfully, steve just had to
    move it down the street.  now, i hate driving in boston, especially
    when i am not 100% of where i need to go.  so, before i know it, i find
    myself stuck in a lane that is headed ONLY for the callahan tunnel.  
    only me.  so, off to the airport i go.  manage to avoid the airport
    itself, but i do get stuck in the traffic trying to leave the airport. 
    took forever to get out of there.  finally get out and manage to find
    our hotel without too much trouble.  check in, change, head out,
    looking for a t-stop.  the only t-stops in the area are for the bus,
    and i don't know which way i need to go on the bus, so we avoid that. 
    end up hailing a cab, make over in plenty of time, see the groom, ask
    where he is staying.  he says the bhh.  i said well, that's where i was
    and they have no one registered with that name.  he tells me my cousin
    is already there, so they lied to me.  the rest of the nite goes on
    rather uneventfully, tho viewing the fireworks from the water was much
    better than viewing them from land.
    
    more on my weekend later...
    
    
12.15705NPSS::MLEVESQUEMon Jul 08 1996 13:021
    WAHOO's broken again.
12.15706BIGQ::SILVAI'm out, therefore I amMon Jul 08 1996 13:1911
	In yesterdays softball game, I hit one just over the left centerfielders
head, and got to third for a triple! The next batter flew out to rightcenter,
and when I started to run to home, my knee gave out. :-(  I got home, but boy
was I in pain. It did it 1 year ago when I was at the Boston version of this
tournament. I still had another game to play. Glad I brought my knee brace with
me.... 



Glen
12.15707BIGQ::SILVAI'm out, therefore I amMon Jul 08 1996 14:1215

	Oh yeah....having someone ring the doorbell last night at 10:30. My
roomate goes to answer it, and someone at the door says that Allan's (my
roomate) roomate has been in a car accident up the street, and that Allan
should get up there. Uh huh...... gee, I was in my room. If I had many
personalities like Glenn, then I could understand this. :-)

	Turns out that the person hurt in the accident was my roomates
boyfriend. While I don't wish anything bad to happen to this guy, he is
still a jerk. But for reasons I won't go into..... :-)



Glen
12.15708NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Mon Jul 08 1996 14:161
TTHT:  People who misspell "roommate."
12.15709Just 'cuz he cain't spel?COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertMon Jul 08 1996 14:221
Yu don't really _hate_ him, do you?
12.15710WAHOO::LEVESQUEit seemed for all of eternityMon Jul 08 1996 14:281
    Being the victim of a hit and run last friday evening.
12.15711Fenders, or just bumpers?COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertMon Jul 08 1996 14:294
Boo.

Did he get any important body parts?

12.15712NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Mon Jul 08 1996 14:383
Sure, I'm a misspellophobe.  Me and my buddies go into neighborhoods that are
populated by misspellers, and we beat them up.  Sometimes we go into bars that
they hang out in and clobber them with baseball bats.
12.15713WAHOO::LEVESQUEit seemed for all of eternityMon Jul 08 1996 14:536
    >Did he get any important body parts?
    
     Luckily it was just a long scratch, but had I opened my door and
    gotten out you'd have had my obit to read. I was just about to check to
    see if the coast was clear before opening the door when it happened; my
    hand was already on the doorhandle.
12.15714Me and my buddies, indeed.WAHOO::LEVESQUEit seemed for all of eternityMon Jul 08 1996 14:544
    >Sure, I'm a misspellophobe.  Me and my buddies go into neighborhoods
    >that are populated by misspellers, and we beat them up.
    
     Watch yourself, buddy. I'm a grammabuserphobe myself... 
12.15715I'm an opportunistic capitalistCOVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertMon Jul 08 1996 14:553
	I've got a sale on baseball bats!

12.15716GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheMon Jul 08 1996 15:0842
    essssh...not good, doc.  glad you wuz spared.
    
    now, about saturday.  started out car hunting.  i really hate this. why
    don't car dealers put the price on the used cars???  they put 'em on
    new ones.  anywho, no luck there.  just kinda looked, nothing jumped
    out and said 'buy me', tho the '92 saturn whispered it, but she's got
    too many miles on her.  then, we went home, picked up my hunnie's dad
    and went golfing.  that, alone is a tth.  i am a really bad golfer. 
    wiffed it the first three tries.  course, it didn't help that there was
    an audience.  anywho, i did get better as the game went on, and ended
    up with a 65 on 9-holes, which is actually really good for me.  %^>
    
    went home, decided to take the beau's parents out to dinner.  we went,
    got the buffet, sat back down, start to eat, and i find a black stone
    in my rice.  yes, a rock.  i was none too pleased.  my hunnie's mother
    is even more mad.  the waitress comes back, and she rips into her and
    demands to see the manager.  15 minutes later the shift supervisor comes 
    out, tells me he doesn't know how it got in the rice, but it must have
    happened after it was out on the buffet (yeah, i am sure someone is
    going around filling buffets with rocks), THEN he starts bargaining as
    to what he can do to make it better.  i said you can take my meal off
    the bill, and then my beau's mother pipes in with "you can take *4*
    meals off the bill", and this guy saunters off and returns with our
    refund.  well, at that point, i was no longer all that hungry.
    
    after supper, we go bowling.  put on my shoes (who designed these
    things????), and i am first up.  pick up the ball.  i aim.  i wind up,
    i head down the lane, my feet come to a complete stop as the rest of me
    goes down the alley after the ball.  land on my bad knee (how come i
    never land on my good knee??).  i am near tears.  the beau's dad comes
    down to see if i am ok.  the beau is sitting at the table nearly dying
    of laughter.  i get up, realize this isn't my night and start laughing
    (it was either that or cry) and hobble back to a seat.  kicked my shoes
    off and saw that they were a little worn (as in not very slippery on
    the bottom), so i hobble back to the desk, throw the shoes on the
    counter and demand a better pair of shoes.  the guy just kinda looks at
    me, so i recalled the incident for him.  no 'sorry', no 'are you okay',
    just another pair of shoes.  fine.  i take them and go back to the lane
    and attempt to bowl.  took me a bit to get my bearings back, but i suck
    as a bowler, too, so no one really noticed.
    
    i am still a bit sore...   
12.15717PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BMon Jul 08 1996 15:132
   .15715  "I've got"??  Doctah, sic 'im.
12.15718WMOIS::GIROUARD_CMon Jul 08 1996 15:341
anyone noticing a pattern here?
12.15719BIGQ::SILVAI'm out, therefore I amMon Jul 08 1996 15:595
| <<< Note 12.15708 by NOTIME::SACKS "Gerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085" >>>

| TTHT:  People who misspell "roommate."

	Hey... I resemble that!
12.15720BIGQ::SILVAI'm out, therefore I amMon Jul 08 1996 16:008
| <<< Note 12.15712 by NOTIME::SACKS "Gerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085" >>>

| Sure, I'm a misspellophobe.  Me and my buddies go into neighborhoods that are
| populated by misspellers, and we beat them up.  Sometimes we go into bars that
| they hang out in and clobber them with baseball bats.

	Let me know when you take a drive into town, Gerald. I wanna lock my
doors, windows, get out the gun...opps...don't have that...
12.15721BIGQ::SILVAI'm out, therefore I amMon Jul 08 1996 16:0515
| <<< Note 12.15716 by GAVEL::JANDROW "i think, therefore i have a headache" >>>

| but she's got too many miles on her.  

	I know men who have gotten slapped for saying this! :-)

| went home, decided to take the beau's parents out to dinner.  we went, got the
| buffet, sat back down, start to eat, and i find a black stone in my rice.  

	From this day forward, your new name will be Charleen Brown! :-)




Glen
12.15722CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsMon Jul 08 1996 17:0619
    TTHSat. 
    
    The morning went not as planned, no one got up on time and I had 
    absolutley no patience and just simply wanted to got to the beach and 
    relax.  Not make a huge breakfast, not go to the dump, not run around 
    to every freakin' store on the cape, not go out for a sail.  Just wanted 
    to got to the beach.  Got there after 1:00 after doing all the things 
    above, snapping the tiller on the boat, and generally wasting a goodly 
    portion of the day.  Finally got to the beach only to discover the beach 
    nazis had every intention of not allowing the lobster bake to come off.  
    Much haggling and gathering of permits finally squared things away and 
    a good time was finally had by all, sort of.  We were under the time gun 
    to be off the beach by 9:00 "or else".  As we were walking back to the 
    parking area, who did we see with a huge, roaring fire, multiple 
    vehicles on the beach and no intentions of leaving by 9:00?  The 
    previously mentioned beach nazis, and the head bn.  Nice abuse of power 
    there dudes.  :-/     
    
    
12.15723GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheMon Jul 08 1996 17:155
    tth:  wearing my food. 
    
    i swear, i should just start this whole month over...
    
    
12.15724USAT05::HALLRMon Jul 08 1996 19:282
    is anybody working in CTS these days or do they have an extended
    vacation?
12.15725USAT05::HALLRMon Jul 08 1996 19:311
    also, 4701 in DIGITAL {my sympathies to the basenoter}
12.15726GIDDAY::BURTS.I.S.Tue Jul 09 1996 00:455
flippin' washing machine has decided to leak - alot - it's a front-loader so 
the leak in BIGtime.
Waiting for the service dude.

#C
12.15727What else is backwards?THEMAX::SMITH_SI (neuter) my (catbutt)Tue Jul 09 1996 00:543
    So I hear your toilets flush counter clockwise.  Why is this?  That
    would be a real crazy sight if I saw that in person.
    -ss
12.15728GIDDAY::BURTS.I.S.Tue Jul 09 1996 00:553
Can't say I've ever noticed... who looks?

#C
12.15729THEMAX::SMITH_SI (neuter) my (catbutt)Tue Jul 09 1996 02:081
    Inquiring minds want to know....
12.15730CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowTue Jul 09 1996 04:4416


   let my son, Chris have my car so he can drive to the Lallaploolazaza
   thing in VT on Tuesday..so, I  drive my car to his place of employment
   so's I can get his car (a 4 wheeled dump/junkyard)..enroute home
   about 930PM I runs outta gas..gauge said "1/2 tank"..so's I start
    walking..(I don't even have my cell phone as I let my son use it)..
    had to walk ~2 miles (not a bdad walk really 'cept for all the 
   skeeters...then had to wait as I couldn't find a "service station" that
   had gas cans (to loan or buy)..now I got skeeter bites all over me :-/




 Jim
12.15731I can relateTHEMAX::SMITH_SI (neuter) my (catbutt)Tue Jul 09 1996 04:534
    You know, the same thing happened to me only I was in the middle of
    Kansas, 800 miles from anyone I knew.  Luckily, a nice man from Denver
    picked me up to the nearest station.
    -ss
12.15732buggedMFGFIN::EPPERSONI saw a chicken with two headsTue Jul 09 1996 05:042
    I can relate to the skeeter bites. I was up in Yellowstone over the 
    weekend and I got tore down by the bugs up there. 
12.15733USAT02::HALLRTue Jul 09 1996 12:441
    aqs is down...i need to update quotes on about 950K of alpha
12.15734GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheTue Jul 09 1996 13:055
    
    tthln:  not being able to sleep last nite due to a not-so-nice dream
    and the rain the was pouring off the house just outside my window. 
    
    
12.15735BIGQ::SILVAI'm out, therefore I amTue Jul 09 1996 13:116

	Finding out that a friends leg is swollen, and he has a high temp. All
due to his sliding into 3rd base on Sunday. He has some medicine now, and the
docs said he will be ok in a couple of days. And people wonder why I won't
slide.....
12.15736WAHOO::LEVESQUEit seemed for all of eternityTue Jul 09 1996 13:491
    learn to slide properly; it ain't exactly rocket science.
12.15737BIGQ::SILVAI'm out, therefore I amTue Jul 09 1996 13:575
| <<< Note 12.15736 by WAHOO::LEVESQUE "it seemed for all of eternity" >>>

| learn to slide properly; it ain't exactly rocket science.

	When yer wearing shorts, it is rocket science. 
12.15738SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Tue Jul 09 1996 14:005
    >>learn to slide properly; it ain't exactly rocket science.
    >
    > When yer wearing shorts, it is rocket science.
    
    Sliding while wearing shorts is not sliding properly.
12.15739WAHOO::LEVESQUEit seemed for all of eternityTue Jul 09 1996 14:233
    >When yer wearing shorts, it is rocket science.
    
     No, it's foolishness.
12.15740CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsTue Jul 09 1996 14:372
    I did that, once......  Not gonna happen again though, wearing shorts
    in a softball game that is.    
12.15741BUSY::SLABOUNTYCatch you later!!Tue Jul 09 1996 14:395
    
    	I wear shorts to all my softball games, but I don't slide.
    
    	I'd rather be thrown out.  8^)
    
12.15742USAT02::HALLRTue Jul 09 1996 14:503
    i remember in 7th grade PE class sliding into 2nd base and getting a
    huge case of the rasberries/subsequent infection, etc...the lesson i
    learned 30 years ago taught me NOT to SLIDE when wearing shorts
12.15743POWDML::HANGGELIHeartless JadeTue Jul 09 1996 15:0619
    
    You'd think - wouldn't you - that if you sent a letter somewhere
    referencing four different files, that all four files would be updated? 
    You wouldn't think - would you - that you'd get a response asking to
    please send information to update two of the files.  Would you?
    
    And if you called up and pointed them to the letter with the
    information about all four files, which they HAD to receive in order to
    update the first two, which they did, you'd think - wouldn't you - that 
    they'd admit their mistake?  Wouldn't you?
    
    I mean, when you ask "Do you have my letter of June 17th - with the
    information on four files - " and they say "Yes", wouldn't you think
    they'd say "We're all set?"  You wouldn't think - would you - that
    they'd ask you to send the letter again, even though they are holding
    onto it as you speak?  Would you?
    
    The mind boggles.  Yes, it does. 
    
12.15744CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsTue Jul 09 1996 15:083
    Meeting the Muppetman's Dunkin Donuts person at the drive through.  I
    can see how large, black can easily be miscontrued as large, extra
    cream, extra sugar.  They sound the same almost, identical even.  
12.15745NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Jul 09 1996 15:105
TTHT:  Dina locked herself in the bathroom without her hearing aids.
There's no way to unlock the door from the outside.  My wife heard
her playing with water and rattling around in the medicine cabinet.
She had to call the police and fire department to get her out.
They used a ladder to get into the window.
12.15746COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertTue Jul 09 1996 15:1210
Get a new doorknob (or whatever).

Now.

It oughtta be illegal to have a non-unlockable door in a house with
children, especially special needs children.

Where's the PRM beaurocracy when we need them?

/john
12.15747MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Tue Jul 09 1996 15:132
Reminder to Gerald:
    Remove the locks from the inside doors at the new digs.
12.15748COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertTue Jul 09 1996 15:162
You can have a lock on a bathroom (or bedroom) door; just make sure it can
be opened with a simply screwdiver when necessary.
12.15749simply screwdiverPOWDML::HANGGELIHeartless JadeTue Jul 09 1996 15:163
    
    ...whatever THAT may be 8^).
    
12.15750NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Jul 09 1996 15:174
We need locks to keep the kids out of trouble.  But obviously we need ones
that we can override.  Since we're moving in a month or so, I'll probably just
disable the lock and install a gate hook up high so adults can have privacy
in the bathroom.
12.15751:-)USAT02::HALLRTue Jul 09 1996 15:281
    curtains are better than lockin' doors
12.15752PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BTue Jul 09 1996 16:264
   People using the term "PC" in every situation under the sun.
   It's enough to make ya hurl.

12.15753CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsTue Jul 09 1996 16:271
    Hurling is very un-PC.  hth.
12.15754ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bulls-1996 world champsTue Jul 09 1996 16:304
    
    <<< People using the term "PC" in every situation under the sun.
    
    well di, just use a Mac instead. Dick would even agree with this.
12.15755BIGQ::SILVAI'm out, therefore I amTue Jul 09 1996 16:457
| <<< Note 12.15741 by BUSY::SLABOUNTY "Catch you later!!" >>>


| I wear shorts to all my softball games, but I don't slide.
| I'd rather be thrown out.  8^)

	Wow...me and Shawn are alike!
12.15756weeniesSALEM::DODAA little too smart for a big dumb townTue Jul 09 1996 16:461
12.15757CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsTue Jul 09 1996 16:481
    No, frankfooters. 
12.15758BUSY::SLABOUNTYCrackerTue Jul 09 1996 16:484
    
    	I'm not sure, Daryll ... Glen and I have never done a side-
    	by-side comparison.
    
12.15759FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Tue Jul 09 1996 16:493
    
    
    	sounds like an excuse for a box bash! :)
12.15760SALEM::DODAA little too smart for a big dumb townTue Jul 09 1996 16:545
Well, if that's going to be the main draw, I'll pass.

Otherwise, when?

daryll
12.15761Comin' at you head first!!!!!NPSS::MCSKEANEStranger in a stranger land!!!!Tue Jul 09 1996 17:1310
    
    >| I wear shorts to all my softball games, but I don't slide.   
    >| I'd rather be thrown out.  8^)     
    
    I tried a slide in my first game last week. I didn't put a lot into it
    as the fielder was in the way. It was only after the event that Glen
    informed me that it is okay to clatter into the fielder as hard as
    possible!!!!
    
    POL
12.15762BIGQ::SILVAI'm out, therefore I amTue Jul 09 1996 17:577
| <<< Note 12.15758 by BUSY::SLABOUNTY "Cracker" >>>


| I'm not sure, Daryll ... Glen and I have never done a side-
| by-side comparison.

	Yeah, we always faced each other. :-)
12.15763Provided we aren't hurricaned outBIGQ::SILVAI'm out, therefore I amTue Jul 09 1996 17:5910
| <<< Note 12.15761 by NPSS::MCSKEANE "Stranger in a stranger land!!!!" >>>


| It was only after the event that Glen informed me that it is okay to clatter 
| into the fielder as hard as possible!!!!

	Especially in Friday's game when we play Shawn's team in Marlboro! 


Glen
12.15764BUSY::SLABOUNTYCrazy Cooter comin' atcha!!Tue Jul 09 1996 18:0213
    
    	RE: .15762
    
    	Ummm, for some reason I don't think I like the way that this
    	conversation is headed.  8^)
    
    	RE: .15763
    
    	Oh yeah, looks like I'll get to meet the infamous POL after
    	all!!  Put him in right [or right center] field, Glen, and
    	I'll be sure and "welcome" him to the wonderful world of
    	opposite-field hitters.  8^)
    
12.15765CHEFS::COOKSHalf Man,Half BiscuitWed Jul 10 1996 10:006
12.15766WMOIS::GIROUARD_CWed Jul 10 1996 10:413
-1 sounds like you need to move out from underneath it.
   you'll experience an immediate improvement with that
   feeling in your head.
12.15767GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheWed Jul 10 1996 12:2914
    
    tth:  being alone last nite when the electricity went out about 8:00.  
    the neighbors weren't home yet, and my beau was still at work.  
    thankfully it was still light enough out to be able to see without 
    the aid of the flashlight while i hunted up the candles.  and once i 
    found them, the neighbors came home and i sorta invited myself over.  
    i was not looking forward to sitting alone in the dark.  electricity 
    came back on around 1:45...it's amazing how quiet it got when it got
    dark.
    
    also, another tth:  cutting the tip of my finger on the head of a screw
    that was in the switchplate of the lightswitch in the laundry room.
    
    
12.15768BIGQ::SILVAI'm out, therefore I amWed Jul 10 1996 12:508
| <<< Note 12.15767 by GAVEL::JANDROW "i think, therefore i have a headache" >>>


| also, another tth:  cutting the tip of my finger on the head of a screw
| that was in the switchplate of the lightswitch in the laundry room.


	raq, I know your nails are long....but use a screwdriver next time! 
12.15769BIGQ::SILVAI'm out, therefore I amWed Jul 10 1996 12:5033
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 /::::::::\__\ /::\  \     /::::::::\__\ /:/_/:/ /\__\
 \:\~~\~~\/__/ \/\:\  \__  \:\~~\~~\/__/ \:\/:/ /:/  /
  \:\  \        ~~\:\/\__\  \:\  \        \::/_/:/  / 
   \:\  \          \::/  /   \:\  \        \:\/:/  /  
    \:\__\         /:/  /     \:\__\        \::/  /   
     \/__/         \/__/       \/__/         \/__/    
      ___           ___           ___           ___           ___     
     /\__\         /\  \         /\  \         /\  \         /\__\    
    /:/ _/_        \:\  \       /::\  \       /::\  \       /:/ _/_   
   /:/ /\  \        \:\  \     /:/\:\  \     /:/\:\__\     /:/ /\__\  
  /:/ /::\  \   _____\:\  \   /:/ /::\  \   /:/ /:/  /    /:/ /:/  /  
 /:/_/:/\:\__\ /::::::::\__\ /:/_/:/\:\__\ /:/_/:/__/___ /:/_/:/  /   
 \:\/:/ /:/  / \:\~~\~~\/__/ \:\/:/  \/__/ \:\/:::::/  / \:\/:/  /    
  \::/ /:/  /   \:\  \        \::/__/       \::/~~/~~~~   \::/__/     
   \/_/:/  /     \:\  \        \:\  \        \:\~~\        \:\  \     
     /:/  /       \:\__\        \:\__\        \:\__\        \:\__\    
     \/__/         \/__/         \/__/         \/__/         \/__/    
12.15770HANNAH::MODICAJourneyman NoterWed Jul 10 1996 13:052
    
    ...these stupid 69 snarfs even more than all the other moronic snarfs!
12.15771CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsWed Jul 10 1996 13:061
    Don't forget the S.C.M.s Hank!
12.15772PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Jul 10 1996 13:072
   .15770  i am wichoo, handsome.
12.15773BIGQ::SILVAI'm out, therefore I amWed Jul 10 1996 13:093

	Should I change the slant of the letters? 
12.15774BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Wed Jul 10 1996 13:1613
    
    	Yes, Glen, that MUST be what they're complaining about.  If
    	not, I'm not sure WHAT their problem is.
    
    	[And I think I've been using TOO MANY capital letters today.]
    
    
    	RE: Raq
    
    	You should have called me ... I would have comforted you.
    
    	8^)
    
12.15775WAHOO::LEVESQUEit seemed for all of eternityWed Jul 10 1996 13:182
    No, Glen, you should change your answer to the question:
    "Your reply is complete. Proceed to enter it? (Y/N) <Y>"
12.15776JHAXP::VULLOSimplify &amp; DeliverWed Jul 10 1996 13:382
    Yeah, there actually used to be a time when people didn't
    snarf at all.  Its a quality issue, ya know?
12.15777SMURF::WALTERSWed Jul 10 1996 13:391
    Ignore them Glen, they'll miss you when you've gone too camp.
12.15778BIGQ::SILVAI'm out, therefore I amWed Jul 10 1996 13:463
	I'll try to ignore them.... but I don't think I'm allowed to go too
camp. :-)
12.15779BUSY::SLABOUNTYDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Wed Jul 10 1996 13:493
    
    	WHOOSH!!, maybe?
    
12.15780BIGQ::SILVAI'm out, therefore I amWed Jul 10 1996 13:516
| <<< Note 12.15779 by BUSY::SLABOUNTY "Don't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448" >>>


| WHOOSH!!, maybe?

	Huh?
12.15781WAHOO::LEVESQUEit seemed for all of eternityWed Jul 10 1996 13:551
    Get the tattoo, Glen.
12.15782GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheWed Jul 10 1996 14:3010
    >> raq, I know your nails are long...
    
    perhaps you are thinking of someone else...
    
    
    and shawn, i don't have your number...otherwise, you would have been
    the first one i called...
    
    
    
12.15783BUSY::SLABOUNTYDuster :== idiot driver magnetWed Jul 10 1996 14:433
    
    	[swoon]
    
12.15784BIGQ::SILVAI'm out, therefore I amWed Jul 10 1996 14:476
| <<< Note 12.15781 by WAHOO::LEVESQUE "it seemed for all of eternity" >>>

| Get the tattoo, Glen.

	I have it. I scanned it, and now you all get to see it. Aren't I a nice
guy?
12.15785DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Wed Jul 10 1996 15:249
    
    	Condensed summary on my Hawaiian vacation (negatives):
    
    	Left with three working cameras - came back with one, future
    	inlaws drove me crazy, monsoon our first night on Kauai, jet
    	lag.
    
    	(see TTLT for the positives)
    
12.15786DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Wed Jul 10 1996 17:294
    
    
    	forgot one.... fireworks were TERRIBLE!
    
12.15787ACISS1::BATTISThree fries short of a Happy MealWed Jul 10 1996 17:394
    
    .15786
    
    yeah, bottle rockets just don't shoot the same out of a pineapple.
12.15788but congrats, anyhoo!GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheWed Jul 10 1996 17:545
    
    tth:  being totally and almost insanely jealous of jj!!!!!
    
    
    
12.15789CNTROL::JENNISONIt's all about soulWed Jul 10 1996 17:593
    
    	You want to marry Shane ?
    
12.15790ACISS1::BATTISThree fries short of a Happy MealWed Jul 10 1996 18:004
    
    .15788
    
    why?? Did you want to marry shane too?
12.15792notes collisionACISS1::BATTISThree fries short of a Happy MealWed Jul 10 1996 18:011
    
12.15793GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheWed Jul 10 1996 18:045
    
    nope...shane's not my type...too skinny.  i'd probably break him in
    half... :> :>
    
    
12.15794WMOIS::GIROUARD_CWed Jul 10 1996 18:131
...come back Shane, Shane, come back...
12.15795ACISS1::BATTISThree fries short of a Happy MealWed Jul 10 1996 18:152
    
    .... was that Wilson???   ..... yes, he was fast on the draw...
12.15796CNTROL::JENNISONIt's all about soulWed Jul 10 1996 20:1010
    
    	I had an English teacher in high school that had us read
    	Shane our freshman year.  Every now and then, he'd do some
    	hokey bit and we'd wonder what he'd been drinking.  When we
    	finished the book, he brought in the movie version and it finally
    	clicked that all the hokey bits were from the movie.
    	
    	It was a cool class ;-)
    
    
12.15797ACISS1::BATTISThree fries short of a Happy MealWed Jul 10 1996 20:273
    
    <--- I love that movie. Fastest Gun Alive is also a classic with
    Glen Ford.
12.15798And what was so unique about him?JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeWed Jul 10 1996 21:282
    One of my all time fave movies.. I bought it. :-)  Okay who played
    Shane?
12.15799MFGFIN::E_WALKERI (rake) my (hamster)Wed Jul 10 1996 22:231
         Oh, boy. I'm back.
12.15800FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Wed Jul 10 1996 22:363
    
    	yay!
    
12.15801What do I win?KIDVAX::DESOURDISThu Jul 11 1996 00:479
    
    RE: .15798 > One of my all time fave movies.. Okay who played Shane?
    
    Alan Ladd played Shane in the 1953 movie.  And David Carradine in his 
    pre-KungFu days was Shane in a very short-lived '60's TV series.  
    
    So there.  
    
    Ron D.
12.15802JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeThu Jul 11 1996 02:573
    You didn't answer the question what was "significant" about Alan Ladd.
    
    :-)
12.15803MFGFIN::EPPERSONI saw a chicken with two headsThu Jul 11 1996 03:271
    morals
12.15804THEMAX::SMITH_SHanover FistThu Jul 11 1996 04:041
    people with no morals
12.15805POLAR::RICHARDSONI shower naked, man. NAKED!Thu Jul 11 1996 06:511
    A life totally out of my control.
12.15806WMOIS::GIROUARD_CThu Jul 11 1996 10:439
Alan Ladd was one of the shortest actors around. i think he stood
about 5'5", of course Shawn can post the accurate height...


my wife's car wouldn't start this morning so i left it in the
driveway and took the piece of crap pick-up in today. i called
my wife and she is not happy.

new battery required...
12.15807GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheThu Jul 11 1996 12:407
    
    well, chip, it could be worse.  needing a new battery is one of the
    least worries relating to car repairs...
    
    
    
    
12.15808ACISS1::BATTISThree fries short of a Happy MealThu Jul 11 1996 12:472
    
    he's also the father of Cheryl Ladd, the former Charlie's Angel.
12.15809GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheThu Jul 11 1996 12:566
    
    ...and more recently, the former dawn 'holly' hollywood on 'one west
    waikiki'.  i rather liked that show, but it didn't stay on the air very
    long.  i manage to catch a re-run every once and a while.
    
    
12.15810BIGQ::SILVAI'm out, therefore I amThu Jul 11 1996 13:315
| <<< Note 12.15798 by JULIET::MORALES_NA "Sweet Spirit's Gentle Breeze" >>>

| One of my all time fave movies.. I bought it. :-)  Okay who played Shane?

	JJ? Oh....there was no "with" in what you said....nevermind
12.15811BIGQ::SILVAI'm out, therefore I amThu Jul 11 1996 13:325
| <<< Note 12.15805 by POLAR::RICHARDSON "I shower naked, man. NAKED!" >>>

| A life totally out of my control.

	It's ok, Glenn. Ed will find help someday. :-)
12.15812BIGQ::SILVAI'm out, therefore I amThu Jul 11 1996 13:3514

	Last night's softball game. Going into the bottom of the 7th, we had a
21-18 lead. There were 2 outs, and 1 runner on base. Then we turned into the 86
Red Sox. We lost the game..... :-(  But it was a lot of fun. POL, who says he
has never played the game before, was hitting the ball pretty well. I think he
got on everytime. And I never saw someone dive for the ball so much before.

	We will win one this season.... :-)  Now onto Shawn's team on Friday!
Oh... POL won't be there. I believe he is looking for a pet cat. Can anyone
help him?


Glen
12.15813WAHOO::LEVESQUEbon marcher, as far as she can tellThu Jul 11 1996 13:571
    TTHT: fire drills. bye...
12.15814BIGQ::SILVAI'm out, therefore I amThu Jul 11 1996 13:583

	Cool.... Mark is gone so I can snarf in peace! :-)
12.15815HANNAH::MODICAJourneyman NoterThu Jul 11 1996 13:592
    
    12.15814
12.15816WAHOO::LEVESQUEbon marcher, as far as she can tellThu Jul 11 1996 14:111
    Wrong!
12.15817CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowThu Jul 11 1996 14:183

 phew
12.15818SCASS1::BARBER_ASpankyThu Jul 11 1996 14:201
    That feeling in your chest when fear closes in on you.
12.15819JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeThu Jul 11 1996 15:153
    -1
    
    What's up April?  Has Binder been in your office?
12.15820LANDO::OLIVER_Bit's about summer!Thu Jul 11 1996 15:192
    someone raided my garden and left a trail of half-eaten
    green tomatoes.
12.15821NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Jul 11 1996 15:307
TTH:  Due to the pressures of fatherhood, moving, etc., my garden never got
planted this year.  I spent lots of time and effort growing lots of varieties
tomatoes, peppers and eggplants from seed, but never got them planted out.
The only thing I got planted was sugar snap peas, and they're dead from the
heat now.  Our new place has very little sun, so I'm going to have to be
inventive.  Or find a community garden and watch the produce disappear.
When I see a fruitful garden (or read about one, as in TTLT), I feel pangs.
12.15822ACISS1::BATTISThree fries short of a Happy MealThu Jul 11 1996 15:413
    
    Nancy, no. 'pril is in Texas, hare binder is in New Hampshire.
    'pril is probably worried about the looming TFSO's.
12.15823WMOIS::GIROUARD_CThu Jul 11 1996 15:471
of course you are right, Raq. that car could be a Ford too! :-)
12.15824JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeThu Jul 11 1996 15:5210
    Aren't we all worried about TFSO's.  Worried, naw, concerned yes.
    
    These days are difficult ones, but I am pleased that someone had the
    courage to fess up instead of clam up about the impending layoffs.
    
    The idea of course is to make sure people are aware that performance
    which produces contribution are the only secure jobs at this time in
    Digital.
    
    Of course the key is that the "contribution" is not a moving target.
12.15825CHEFS::COOKSHalf Man,Half BiscuitThu Jul 11 1996 15:579
    That "feeling in my chest when fear moves in" as `pril so eloquently
    put it has gone.
    
    Yes,my shower has been fixed good n`proper at long last. And it was
    a faulty pump,so the plumber will bill the pump manufacturers and
    not me. 
    
    No more mopping up and no fear of obscene plumbing charges. hurrah!
     
12.15826BUSY::SLABOUNTYGrandchildren of the DamnedThu Jul 11 1996 15:598
    
    	I guess I won't get to meet POL tomorrow night after all.
    
    
    	And how am I supposed to know how tall/short Alan Ladd is?
    	My source isn't THAT thorough.  8^)  But I do know that he
    	is Cheryl's father.
    
12.15827ACISS1::BATTISThree fries short of a Happy MealThu Jul 11 1996 16:072
    
    <--- Was, he's quite dead you know.
12.15828BUSY::SLABOUNTYGrandchildren of the DamnedThu Jul 11 1996 16:243
    
    	Oh.  Sorry to hear that.
    
12.15829PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BThu Jul 11 1996 16:284
  .15821  that's very sad indeed, dear gerald.  i can sort of
	  imagine.  i was looking forward to seeing you announce
	  your first tomato.  8-<
12.15830NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Jul 11 1996 16:382
If I _had_ planted the stuff as intended, I prolly would have already made
the announcement.
12.15831WAHOO::LEVESQUEbon marcher, as far as she can tellThu Jul 11 1996 17:185
>TTH:  Due to the pressures of fatherhood, moving, etc., my garden never got
>planted this year.
    
     Sorry to hear that, Gerald. Perhaps next year you could try involving
    the older kids. 
12.15832It's more fun that way, but add at least 2XDECWIN::RALTOJail to the ChiefThu Jul 11 1996 17:246
    > Sorry to hear that, Gerald. Perhaps next year you could try involving
    > the older kids. 
    
    Yeah, then it will take only three times as long...
    
    Chris
12.15833"Oh yeah, sure, go ahead... no, it's okay, really..."DECWIN::RALTOJail to the ChiefThu Jul 11 1996 17:268
    Oh, here's a TTHT:
    
    Due to an unexpected set of opportunities and timing, my family
    is getting to go see "Hunchback of Notre Dame" today, without me.
    
    Geez, thanks, guys...  :-(
    
    Chris
12.15834ACISS1::BATTISThree fries short of a Happy MealThu Jul 11 1996 17:283
    
    don't worry chris, he catches a 58 yard bomb on the last play of the
    game to win it for the "Gipper".
12.15835CNTROL::JENNISONIt's all about soulThu Jul 11 1996 17:286
    
    	Didn't mean to cause you distress, Gerald!  
    
    	Now I know where to send my extra zucchini ;-)
    
    
12.15836WAHOO::LEVESQUEbon marcher, as far as she can tellThu Jul 11 1996 17:353
    >Yeah, then it will take only three times as long...
    
     PLus the inevitable "no, that's not a weed!" etc. :-)
12.15837JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeThu Jul 11 1996 17:452
    Hunchback is a GREAT movie.  It's the only cartoon my oldest son
    developed a crush on. :-)  Esmerelda...
12.15838A bomb in the theater?... I thought that was "Cable Guy"DECWIN::RALTOJail to the ChiefThu Jul 11 1996 17:478
    > don't worry chris, he catches a 58 yard bomb on the last play of the
    > game to win it for the "Gipper".
    
    Oh, okay... I had a feeling that this was a remake of a movie
    that I'd already seen, and it looks like I was right.  Did he
    get to keep the shoulder pads after the game?
    
    Chris
12.15839SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Thu Jul 11 1996 17:515
    .15837
    
    Hunchback is a LOUSY movie.  Oh, it's great animation and all, but it
    so thoroughly prostitutes the Hugo story that it should be declared
    unfit for human consumption.  Why can't Disney leave well enough alone!
12.15840WECARE::GRIFFINJohn Griffin zko1-3/b31 381-1159Thu Jul 11 1996 17:547
    re .15826
    
    If Cheryl Ladd is Alan Ladd's daughter, how come her real name is
    Stoppelmeyer?  Since she was born in South Dakota, I doubt there's
    any connection with Alan Ladd.
    
    
12.15841WAHOO::LEVESQUEbon marcher, as far as she can tellThu Jul 11 1996 18:0610
    >Hunchback is a LOUSY movie.  Oh, it's great animation and all, but it
    >so thoroughly prostitutes the Hugo story that it should be declared
    >unfit for human consumption.
    
     A classic case of purism, in which one cannot enjoy (in this case) a
    movie for what it is but is instead forced to compare it to its
    inspiration.
    
     signed,
    an occasional purist
12.15842BULEAN::BANKSThu Jul 11 1996 18:132
Well, if they're gonna tell a different story, they could at least use a
different title...
12.15843I'll bring you an onion if I have any, GeraldMOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Thu Jul 11 1996 18:1620
re: Gardens

As I've mentioned before, the soil around my house is so poor that even most
weeds look for a more upscale neighborhood. I've tried (and tried) in the past 
to richen/sweeten/nourish a small area and have attempted (and attempted) to
get some stuff to grow there, but alas and alack.

A few weeks ago, I decided to take the stack of seed packets that I'd
accumulated over several recent springs - some which came in mailings,
some which I'd bought against hope - and just scatter the darn things
on the ground so's I could get rid of 'em.

I went to start the cultivator and couldn't get the engine to fire. Odd,
as I'd used the power unit with the vacuum and blower in the spring without
incidence.

Finally got the sucker fired up last night, ran it over the garden patch,
and broadcast all the durn seeds, lightly raking over the top.

Just my luck the stuff will all germinate this year.
12.15844PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BThu Jul 11 1996 18:323
   people abusing lovely words like "tantamount".

12.15845BUSY::SLABOUNTYA Momentary Lapse of ReasonThu Jul 11 1996 18:334
    
    	Hmmm, maybe Alan Ladd is Cheryl Ladd's father-in-law, and not
    	her father.  I believe she was married to Alan Ladd Jr.
    
12.15846ACISS1::BATTISThree fries short of a Happy MealThu Jul 11 1996 18:562
    
    me thinks your correct shawn, just don't let it go to your head.
12.15847NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Jul 11 1996 18:571
Whose correct Shawn?
12.15848ACISS1::BATTISThree fries short of a Happy MealThu Jul 11 1996 19:111
    what's a misplaced comma among friends.
12.15849BUSY::SLABOUNTYA Parting Shot in the DarkThu Jul 11 1996 19:1616
12.15850EVMS::MORONEYJFK committed suicide!Thu Jul 11 1996 19:161
it's more than a misplaced comma...
12.15851ACISS1::BATTISThree fries short of a Happy MealThu Jul 11 1996 19:234
    
    comma, period. you get the idea. geesh, rough crowd lately.
    
    stock down 3 1/2 to 34 1/4. bet it hits 30 by next tuesday.
12.15852LANDO::OLIVER_Bit's about summer!Thu Jul 11 1996 19:271
    that dec stock is a prickly pear!
12.15853PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BThu Jul 11 1996 19:293
   encore une whoosh.

12.15854ACISS1::BATTISThree fries short of a Happy MealThu Jul 11 1996 19:343
    
    what is this, pick on mark day??? :-)   I'm sure there are other
    targets around.
12.15855EVMS::MORONEYJFK committed suicide!Thu Jul 11 1996 19:382
There are plenty of other targets, but if you don't want to keep getting
buzzed, study .15846 until you find the _other_ problem with it.
12.15856It's "Pick on Mark Day"SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Thu Jul 11 1996 19:434
    .15855
    
    There are three errors in .15846, not counting the missing initial
    capital.
12.15857ACISS1::BATTISThree fries short of a Happy MealThu Jul 11 1996 19:463
    
    let's see. a comma after correct, a period after shawn, and capitolize
    Just. if i'm wrong, then I'll never see the mistakes.
12.15858SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Thu Jul 11 1996 19:481
    Mark, your error should be more obvious than that.
12.15859ACISS1::BATTISThree fries short of a Happy MealThu Jul 11 1996 19:502
    
    i'm a mental midget. point it out for me.
12.15860Pick on Mark! Pick on Mark! Pick on Mark! Pick on Mark!EVMS::MORONEYJFK committed suicide!Thu Jul 11 1996 19:535
re 12.15856:

I ignored the deliberate one, but since it's Pick on Mark Day, we can count
that error as two since there are two changes needed to fix it.  The missing
capitals makes five errors!  The period makes 6!  A second missing capital!
12.15861MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Thu Jul 11 1996 19:593
It's like those activity books we had when we were kids, printed on that
cheap paper, "Can you find the six mistakes in this picture?"

12.15862SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Thu Jul 11 1996 20:009
    .15859
    
    There is not a missing period.  A period simply makes a longer pause. 
    A correct version of the sentence is this:
    
    Methinks you're correct, Shawn, just don't let it go to your head.
    
    The second comma could be a semicolon, or it could be a period, in
    which latter case capitalization of "Just" would be proper.
12.15863ACISS1::BATTISThree fries short of a Happy MealThu Jul 11 1996 20:066
    
    and that concludes your English lesson for the day.
    
    i think i should go home now. I've had enough abuse for one day.
    couple that with the stock price, and i just may jump from the 
    roof. nah, with my luck i'd miss.
12.15864BUSY::SLABOUNTYA seemingly endless timeThu Jul 11 1996 20:114
    
    	Battis, at least if you land on your head you won't damage
    	anything important.
    
12.15865SCASS1::BARBER_ASpankyThu Jul 11 1996 20:1810
    Nancy, et al, divorce can be a very ugly thing.  
    
    Re: pick on Mark
    
    I'd use a . and not a ; because I was taught that a ; is only used as a
    break when the 2nd thought re-states the 1st thought using different
    words.  (And of course to separate list items where commas are used
    such as:  City, State; City, State; etc.)
    
    Of course I could be wrong about this.
12.15867LANDO::OLIVER_Bit's about summer!Thu Jul 11 1996 20:211
    they're own?
12.15868ACISS1::BATTISThree fries short of a Happy MealThu Jul 11 1996 20:214
    
    Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
    
    that does it!! I'm deleting soapbox from my notebook.
12.15869SCASS1::BARBER_ASpankyThu Jul 11 1996 20:272
    8)  their own.  You knew what I meant.  Besides, that was an
    apostrophe. 8)
12.15866SCASS1::BARBER_ASpankyThu Jul 11 1996 20:282
    .15863 no , needed between "price" and "and".  It's amazing how people
    throw commas in because of their own speech patterns.  8)
12.15870SCASS1::BARBER_ASpankyThu Jul 11 1996 20:291
    All fixed!!  Can we go back to picking on Mark now???
12.15871UNDELETE/ENTRY=SOAPBOX...GAAS::BRAUCHERWelcome to ParadiseThu Jul 11 1996 20:294
    
      Don't do it, Mark.  Take a vending machine break...calm down...
    
      bb
12.15872BIGQ::SILVAI'm out, therefore I amThu Jul 11 1996 20:493

	Mark quit soapbox? Yeah, like it really is Christmas right now! :-)
12.15873GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheThu Jul 11 1996 21:076
    tth:  spilling an entire big cup (like over 20 ounces) of water across
    my desk, which spilled into the phone and disabled it.  it also
    drenched a disk and a bunch of paper work... %^<
    
    
    
12.15874THEMAX::E_WALKERFri Jul 12 1996 00:522
         You think that's bad? Here, the roof leaks everytime it rains
    heavily. I've seen near floods in this building. 
12.15875POWDML::HANGGELIHeartless JadeFri Jul 12 1996 01:3513
    
    Every time I try to set my terminal correctly in my communications
    softwhere, the programme crashes.
    
    Please excuse any spelling errors, because I can't correct them - every
    time I try to change the delete key to actually delete, the programme
    crashes.
    
    I think I'll just go to bed.
    
    8^p
    
    
12.15876MFGFIN::E_WALKERFri Jul 12 1996 02:072
         You need to sober up before you try playing around with the
    communications softwhere. 
12.15877COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertFri Jul 12 1996 02:271
Aren't you using VTSTAR?
12.15878MFGFIN::E_WALKEREdward S. WalkerFri Jul 12 1996 05:201
         From the sound of her note, she's using the Thunderbird.
12.15879FABSIX::P_OHALLORANI'll think of somethingFri Jul 12 1996 05:375
    
    Ed, 
     whats the "S" stand for ??????????
    
    
12.15880Oldies but...VLNVAX::DESOURDISFri Jul 12 1996 05:5122
RE: 12.15808, 12.15826, 12.15840, 12.15845
    
    > he's also the father of Cheryl Ladd, the former Charlie's Angel.

    > I do know that he is Cheryl's father.
    
    >If Cheryl Ladd is Alan Ladd's daughter, how come her real name is
     Stoppelmeyer?  Since she was born in South Dakota, I doubt there's
     any connection with Alan Ladd.
    
    > Hmmm, maybe Alan Ladd is Cheryl Ladd's father-in-law, and not
      her father.  I believe she was married to Alan Ladd Jr.
    
Cheryl Ladd (formerly Stoppelmoor) is the ex-wife of David Ladd, Alan Ladd 
Sr.'s younger son (and onetime child actor).  Any further questions on the 
subject are referred to that fine book "The Films of Alan Ladd".  And if 
you and several million of your closest friends all buy a few copies, I can 
stop worrying about downsizing of Digital.  

And what anyway does this have to do with the notes topic?  Just wondering.  

Ron D.
12.15881bouncing BerthaGAAS::BRAUCHERWelcome to ParadiseFri Jul 12 1996 13:364
    
       The weekend weather report here in New England - rain, rain, rain.
    
      bb
12.15882WAHOO::LEVESQUEbon marcher, as far as she can tellFri Jul 12 1996 13:521
    Look on the bright side, Bill. You don't have to pay to water the lawn.
12.1588342333::LESLIEAndy LeslieFri Jul 12 1996 14:181
    This pimple.
12.15884MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Fri Jul 12 1996 14:265
>              <<< Note 12.15883 by 42333::LESLIE "Andy Leslie" >>>

Who _IS_ that masked man????


12.15885MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Fri Jul 12 1996 14:273
>                   <<< Note 12.15880 by VLNVAX::DESOURDIS >>>

Have we an AOB (Author of Obscure Books) in our midst?
12.1588642333::LESLIEAndy LeslieFri Jul 12 1996 14:272
    Hello Jack, you have a long memory, that was the reply to my first note
    in 1983.....
12.15887Can I take you out of the graveyard (39.1)?MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Fri Jul 12 1996 14:285
Where are you???

Why didn't you tell us you were coming, er, going to be here???


12.15888WAHOO::LEVESQUEbon marcher, as far as she can tellFri Jul 12 1996 14:351
    Exhume him, Jack.
12.15889ACISS1::BATTISThree fries short of a Happy MealFri Jul 12 1996 14:375
    
    oh my god!!!! Andy Leslie is back. this is a thing to like not hate.
    welcome back andy!!!!
    
    Mark
12.15890ACISS1::BATTISThree fries short of a Happy MealFri Jul 12 1996 14:393
    
    of course andy is now required to go to topic 19 and reintroduce
    himself to the populace.
12.15891DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Fri Jul 12 1996 14:584
    
    
    	Hiya Andy!  Welcome back!!
    
12.15892COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertFri Jul 12 1996 15:143
>    This pimple.

You mean that's not a frog?
12.1589342333::LESLIEandy@reboot.demon.co.ukFri Jul 12 1996 15:241
    Good morning John. Regards to all.
12.15894MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Fri Jul 12 1996 15:513
    Brother and parents live in Wilmington, NC.  Things are getting
    interesting down there.  He just told me he had to hang up as their
    sons jungle gym is moving swiftly across the back yard.
12.15895ACISS1::BATTISThree fries short of a Happy MealFri Jul 12 1996 15:592
    
    <--- large rats, perhaps?
12.15896BUSY::SLABOUNTYBaroque: when you're out of MonetFri Jul 12 1996 16:035
    
    	Maybe the jungle gym isn't moving at all, but the house is.
    
    	Or maybe it was just a convenient excuse to hang up on you.
    
12.15897MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Fri Jul 12 1996 16:161
    Grrrrrr........
12.15898MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Fri Jul 12 1996 16:182
How from the shore did they live yesterday, Jack?

12.15899BUSY::SLABOUNTYBaroque: when you're out of MonetFri Jul 12 1996 16:374
    
    	But even though BUSY:: is back up, we're having TCP/IP problems
    	and I can't connect to AOL or the WWW.
    
12.15900BIGQ::SILVAI'm out, therefore I amFri Jul 12 1996 17:0615
                                        
                                        
                                        
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12.15901BUSY::SLABOUNTYBasket CaseFri Jul 12 1996 17:093
    
    	OK, now it's getting old.  8^)
    
12.15902MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Fri Jul 12 1996 17:171
    They is about three miles away!!!
12.15903WAHOO::LEVESQUEbon marcher, as far as she can tellFri Jul 12 1996 17:431
    nntpd being unavailable
12.15904GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheFri Jul 12 1996 17:489
    
    "nntpd"
    
    no need to peepee dance???
    
    
    
    
    
12.15905BUSY::SLABOUNTYBasket CaseFri Jul 12 1996 17:493
    
    	Nympho Nurses That Play Doctor
    
12.15906Both of you!MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Fri Jul 12 1996 17:541
    Cleaning the soda off my monitor!!! :-)  
12.15907WAHOO::LEVESQUEbon marcher, as far as she can tellFri Jul 12 1996 17:541
    it's the local nntpserver (provides access to usenet newsgroups).
12.15908GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheFri Jul 12 1996 17:554
    
    i like mine better, doc... :> :>
    
    
12.15909MFGFIN::E_WALKEREdward S. WalkerFri Jul 12 1996 22:012
         Flash flood on the way to work. Windshield was broken by a rock.
    Lots of wrecks and gravel all over the road.
12.15910CSC32::M_EVANSI'd rather be gardeningSat Jul 13 1996 22:401
    Working all day, and hardly a soul in notes.
12.15911BIGQ::SILVAI'm out, therefore I amSat Jul 13 1996 23:135
| <<< Note 12.15910 by CSC32::M_EVANS "I'd rather be gardening" >>>

| Working all day, and hardly a soul in notes.

	That's because most of us are still alive! :-)
12.15912MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Sun Jul 14 1996 00:282
And the rest of us haven't any souls anyway.

12.15913GIDDAY::BURTInteresting timesSun Jul 14 1996 05:364
poor fish!



12.15914FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Sun Jul 14 1996 12:359
    
    
    	TtHY:
    
    	3hrs to replace one stinkin' heater hose. *$*%%**@$ factory clamp
    was frozen solid on the heater core pipe. Lots of work with a flathead
    screwdriver and all is well.
    
    jim
12.15915GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheMon Jul 15 1996 15:0316
    
    tthtw:  plans get cancelled on saturday due to the constant rain.  and
    due to the constant rain, the video store is out quickly of the good
    movies.  so, we settle for 'virtuosity'.  go home, do homey things,
    settle down for the movie.  pop it in, watch the preview. the movie
    starts.  it's "showgirls".  doublecheck the cassette, it's supposed to
    be "virtuosity".  fine.  get a chuckle out of the mix-up.  decide to
    watch "showgirls".  5 minutes into the movie is tons-o-nudity.  the bad
    over-acting was almost immediate.  40 minutes into the movie, it turns
    into a woody allen movie (he's with a hooker at the horse track betting
    on 'eager beaver').  now i am mad.  not only did we not get the movie
    we wanted, the '2' movies we ended up with were not even complete!!!
    
    then i got a sunburn on my arm from the ride up to hampton beach
    yesterday.  
    
12.15916STAR::MWOLINSKIuCoder sans FrontieresMon Jul 15 1996 15:216
    
     Pulling the plug on this year's European wine tour.  :-(((((
    
    
    -mike
    
12.15917raised by wolves?WAHOO::LEVESQUEbon marcher, as far as she can tellMon Jul 15 1996 15:232
    People who say "I'll call you monday morning to arrange things" and
    don't.
12.15918TROOA::BUTKOVICHchairman of the boredMon Jul 15 1996 15:4711
    Went to the Indy yesterday - it was great.... right up until the last
    two laps when there was a spectacular crash and the checkered flag came
    out right away.  Kind of glad that we weren't told at the time - a
    rookie driver (Scott ??somebody) and a track worker from Calgary were
    killed (instantly, according to the M.D.).  I heard the noise of the
    crash and a collective gasp from the crowd, but didn't see it.  They
    only showed one replay on the giant screens.  There was virtually
    nothing left of the car.  The other drivers and audience were not told
    of the severity and I didn't know it was that bad until I saw the news
    on tv later that day.  How sad, but I guess that's the chance you take
    in a high-risk sport.
12.15919SCASS1::BARBER_ASpankyMon Jul 15 1996 16:251
    Finding another gray hair.  8(
12.15920FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Mon Jul 15 1996 16:305
    
    
    'pril has gray hair? can't be....
    
    
12.15921GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheMon Jul 15 1996 16:4011
    
    doncha hate that, 'pril????  at least my hair color masks it a
    little...
    
    
    i saw that car crash at the indy via a news clip last nite.  gave me
    chills.  the report that i heard said the driver had died an hour
    later at the hospital.  the report also said that this guy was the
    second {race car} driver to die this year...ick..
    
    
12.15922CHEFS::COOKSHalf Man,Half BiscuitMon Jul 15 1996 16:536
    Gray hair is nightmare number two.
    
    Nightmare number one is <shudder> going bald.
    
    Brrrr. The mere thought makes me go cold.
    
12.15923SUBSYS::NEUMYERYour memory still hangin roundMon Jul 15 1996 17:126
    
    TTHTWE
    
    	Being one of the very few who showed up to work on Sunday.
    
    ej
12.15924POLAR::RICHARDSONTime friesMon Jul 15 1996 17:171
    Being back after two weeks off and feeling tireder.
12.15925ACISS1::BATTISThree fries short of a Happy MealMon Jul 15 1996 17:184
    
    .15924
    
    Let me guess Glenn, you went to 'murica for your vacation?
12.15926POLAR::RICHARDSONTime friesMon Jul 15 1996 17:191
    Nope.
12.15927FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Mon Jul 15 1996 17:285
    
    
    	so....where'd ya go Glenn??
    
    
12.15928POLAR::RICHARDSONTime friesMon Jul 15 1996 17:311
    Under my car mostly.
12.15929FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Mon Jul 15 1996 17:325
    
    
    	ahhhhhhh......
    
    <nods head in understanding>
12.15930BIGQ::SILVAI'm out, therefore I amMon Jul 15 1996 17:353

	Got any muffler burns?
12.15931POLAR::RICHARDSONTime friesMon Jul 15 1996 17:431
        No, but I'm exhausted.
12.15932POWDML::HANGGELIWill Work For LatteMon Jul 15 1996 17:483
    
    I'm shocked.
    
12.15933SMURF::WALTERSMon Jul 15 1996 17:491
    You must be fuming.
12.15934GMASEC::KELLYQueen of the JungleMon Jul 15 1996 17:501
    I'm revved up.
12.15935SCASS1::BARBER_ASpankyMon Jul 15 1996 17:506
    It wouldn't be so bad iffin the one I found wasn't just as long as the
    rest of my hair.  I've been growing this one for a while...  It's
    obviously true that redheads go gray earlier.  It's either that or all
    the stress.  %^{
    
    Sure glad I don't have to worry about the B word though. 
12.15936BUSY::SLABOUNTYCrazy Cooter comin' atcha!!Mon Jul 15 1996 17:525
    
    	RE: The B word
    
    	Well, April, I certainly wouldn't call you a B****.
    
12.15937GMASEC::KELLYQueen of the JungleMon Jul 15 1996 17:528
    hm, my dad is a red head and he has nary a gray hair, the colour
    just mellowed to a sandy shade.
    
    my uncle was strawberry blonde, never got gray, 'course, he never
    married or had children, either.
    
    my brother is red, but by the time he can go gray, he ain't gonna
    have any left.
12.15938POLAR::RICHARDSONTime friesMon Jul 15 1996 17:521
    Burble?
12.15939POWDML::HANGGELIWill Work For LatteMon Jul 15 1996 17:543
    
    Grundel.
    
12.15940ACISS1::BATTISThree fries short of a Happy MealMon Jul 15 1996 18:083
    
    'pril, don't worry about 1 gray hair. Iffen you find 10-12, then you
    should be very afraid.
12.15941POWDML::HANGGELIWill Work For LatteMon Jul 15 1996 18:125
    
    Grey hair is beautiful.
    
    Bald men are beautiful.
    
12.15942ACISS1::BATTISThree fries short of a Happy MealMon Jul 15 1996 18:145
    
    .15941
    
    If you were to say children are beautiful, I would have known
    someone broke into your account.
12.15943EVER::GOODWINMon Jul 15 1996 18:174
	gray hairs are like cockroaches.... if you find one, you can
	count on there being ten thousand more where it came from.

12.1594435568::BATTISThree fries short of a Happy MealMon Jul 15 1996 18:282
    
    April will *love* to hear that.
12.15945more of sameGAAS::BRAUCHERWelcome to ParadiseMon Jul 15 1996 19:084
      
      mkt drop today
    
      bb
12.15946ACISS1::BATTISThree fries short of a Happy MealMon Jul 15 1996 19:474
    
    yeah bb, the market is down 138-139. we are at 33 1/4. buncha big
    earnings due out this week. Microsoft, Intel, Johnson & Johnson, AT&T,
    Coca-Cola, GE, etc...... wonder who blew the earnings today.
12.15947BUSY::SLABOUNTYDogbert's New Ruling Class: 100KMon Jul 15 1996 22:583
    
    	It sure is dark in here.
    
12.15948COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertMon Jul 15 1996 23:113
	Get your head back out of there, you fool!

12.15949FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Mon Jul 15 1996 23:254
    
    	DEC stock closed at 31 7/8. Dow was down -161. Ouch.
    
    
12.15950BUSY::SLABOUNTYDogbert's New Ruling Class: 100KTue Jul 16 1996 00:187
    
    	RE: .15948
    
    	But it's too bright out here.
    
    	Is there no happy medium?
    
12.15951POLAR::RICHARDSONCarboy JunkieTue Jul 16 1996 00:471
    Many mediums are very happy, they make piles of cash for nothing.
12.15952BIGQ::SILVAI'm out, therefore I amTue Jul 16 1996 00:5114
| <<< Note 12.15950 by BUSY::SLABOUNTY "Dogbert's New Ruling Class: 100K" >>>


| But it's too bright out here. Is there no happy medium?

	Shawn, there are a lot of things that could be said about where your
head was. But I won't mention any of them.

	Does anyone remember the name of Steve Martin's dog in the movie, "The
Jerk"?



Glen
12.15953BIGQ::SILVAI'm out, therefore I amTue Jul 16 1996 00:525
| <<< Note 12.15951 by POLAR::RICHARDSON "Carboy Junkie" >>>

| Many mediums are very happy, they make piles of cash for nothing.

	Is Dion Warwick considered a medium?
12.15954MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Tue Jul 16 1996 00:556
TTHT:

   1)  Third day in a row with more rain than we need.

   2)  Waiting.

12.15955BIGQ::SILVAI'm out, therefore I amTue Jul 16 1996 01:009

	I go to a softball meeting tonight. Our 1st playoff game will be on
Saturday, at 5:00 pm. Grrrr..... at 2:00 pm is the biggest party of the year.
An annual event. Oh well... I'll go afterwards. 



Glen
12.15956GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheTue Jul 16 1996 12:0613
    
    tthtw:  neighbors are on vacation.  her brother is dog/cat sitting while
    they are away.  brother likes to stay up late with company and the
    radio on louder than it needs to be.  sunday nite, it wasn't quite til
    after 1:30am.  last nite was a little better at around 12:40...the
    neighbor is going to get an earful when she gets home...
    
    tthtm:  forgot to reset the alarm.  only reason i woke up when i did
    was because the garbage trucks were outside the house.  then i
    remembered that i hadn't put the trash out.  i certainly wasn't about
    to get up and go out now...
    
    
12.15957NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Jul 16 1996 13:034
re .15953:

Dionne.  Warwick or Warwicke, depending on whether it was before or after
her psychic told her to add the "e".
12.15958WAHOO::LEVESQUEbon marcher, as far as she can tellTue Jul 16 1996 13:452
    TTHT: the rumor that Larry Walker is leaving to join a networking
    startup in NYC. Best VP we've had.
12.15959SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Tue Jul 16 1996 14:073
    > Warwick or Warwicke...
    
    ...or after she took it off again.  The e, not something else.
12.15960MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Tue Jul 16 1996 14:467
 Z   Does anyone remember the name of Steve Martin's dog in the movie, "The
 Z   Jerk"?
    
    Ya..I believe it was Mrs. Dougherty!  
    
    "I don't need you I don't need anybody...all I need is my faithful
    dog...(Grrrrrrrrr......) well I guess I don't need him either."
12.15961WAHOO::LEVESQUEbon marcher, as far as she can tellTue Jul 16 1996 15:193
    Apparently the rumor is true. Larry's outta here. Fortunately, he's
    gone because the opportunity for him is simply too great to pass up.
    Networks supposedly "exceeded all the goals" for the year. 
12.15962CNTROL::JENNISONIt's all about soulTue Jul 16 1996 15:256
    
    re .15958
    
    	sez u !
    
    
12.15963WAHOO::LEVESQUEbon marcher, as far as she can tellTue Jul 16 1996 15:427
    >sez u !
    
     You can think of a better VP that networks has had? I can't. I don't
    know how he was before networks, but his performance up here has been
    exemplary. He's a straight shooter, he takes the time to explain
    strategy, the numbers, etc, and he's followed up words with deeds. I
    don't know what more can be asked.
12.15964confusingHBAHBA::HAASmore madness, less horrorTue Jul 16 1996 15:477
re: Walker and .15963

"Exemplary". "straigh shooter". No wonder he left...

It only confuses us in Networks to have someone like this around.

TTom
12.15965CNTROL::JENNISONIt's all about soulTue Jul 16 1996 17:107
    
    	You said "Best VP we've had."  "we" was undefined, and I
    	took it to mean Digital.
    
    	Comprennez ?
    
    
12.15966BUSY::SLABOUNTYErotic NightmaresTue Jul 16 1996 17:137
    
    	Hadn't noticed that before, but Doc definitely specified the
    	requirements, didn't he?
    
    	"Larry was the best brown-haired, blue-eyed, 5'11" Networks
    	VP we ever had."
    
12.15967NPSS::MCSKEANEStranger in a stranger land!!!!Tue Jul 16 1996 17:1516
    
    TTHT:-
    
    The Mass Registry of Motor Vehicles.
    
    I went to the registry this morning at 8AM to sit my written test and
    obtain my learners permit. I was second in line and got to the desk at
    little after 8. The woman at the license desk then informed me that the
    exam dept. doesn't open till 9!!!!
    
    I hung arounf till then and shortly after 9:15 walked out with my
    learners permit.
    
    Now for the road test
    
    POL
12.15968MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Tue Jul 16 1996 17:252
Just remember to stay on the right side of the road.

12.15969POWDML::HANGGELIWill Work For LatteTue Jul 16 1996 17:2810
    
    TTHT:  Getting a message from a woman in my workshop saying she won't be 
    off book by tonight and the reason she can't study her music today is...
    
    
    	   			she's doing laundry.
    
    
    boggle, boggle, boggle.
    
12.15970MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Tue Jul 16 1996 17:302
It's hard to read while pounding garments against rocks in a streambed.

12.15971POWDML::HANGGELIWill Work For LatteTue Jul 16 1996 17:373
    
    There IS that.
         
12.15972GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheTue Jul 16 1996 17:475
    
    tth:  fax machines that constantly misfeed and copiers that constantly
    mangle originals.
    
    
12.15973historicalHBAHBA::HAASmore madness, less horrorTue Jul 16 1996 17:496
>It's hard to read while pounding garments against rocks in a streambed.

I thought that was a major part of how music started.

A little laundry, a couple of icons, throw in some spiffy lyrics and ya
got something...
12.15974GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheTue Jul 16 1996 18:022
    
    tth:  i burd my tungd
12.15975CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowTue Jul 16 1996 18:073

 outh!
12.15976DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Tue Jul 16 1996 18:1110
    
    
    	re: .15972
    
    
    	Amen and Hallelujah sistah!
    
    
    	(I hate copy machines)
    
12.15977ACISS1::BATTISThree fries short of a Happy MealTue Jul 16 1996 19:362
    
    <--- reivival time???
12.15978POWDML::HANGGELIWill Work For LatteTue Jul 16 1996 19:383
    
    revival.  nnttm, etc.
    
12.15979ACISS1::BATTISThree fries short of a Happy MealTue Jul 16 1996 20:164
    
    <------ oh, but I do. it was an honest to goodness typo for a change.
    
    p.s. don't you have anything better to do? :-)
12.15980MFGFIN::E_WALKEREvil EdTue Jul 16 1996 23:202
         Tuesdays... the longest day of the week. If my notes seem
    particularly screwy today, it's because I'm semi-delirious from hunger. 
12.15981MFGFIN::E_WALKEREvil EdWed Jul 17 1996 00:571
         Okay, now I've eaten. Wish I hadn't. 
12.15982POLAR::RICHARDSONCarboy JunkieWed Jul 17 1996 01:021
    I hope it didn't cost you an arm and a leg.
12.15983SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerWed Jul 17 1996 02:505
    re: .15982
    
    Just an arm it would seem.....
    
    
12.15984WMOIS::GIROUARD_CWed Jul 17 1996 10:206
what's that old joke, Ed... are you bothered with episodes of 
deliriousness?

answer: bothered? why no, i rather enjoy them. 

seems to fit nicely... :-)
12.15985WMOIS::GIROUARD_CWed Jul 17 1996 10:215
no time trial last night. about 8 miles of our course is
scarified. i hope they get at least one coat of surfacing
on before next Tuesday.

i went for a mild 23 mile ride and feel like a slug today.
12.15986POWDML::HANGGELIWill Work For LatteWed Jul 17 1996 16:2110
    
    I hate it when you tell someone as nicely as you can that something
    really bothers you and they practically break a leg leaping up to do that 
    very thing and rub your face into it while giving you the virtual finger 
    and saying "nyah, nyah, how do you like THAT?", and then act as if they
    can't understand why you're upset.
    
    I can't believe the world is so full of inconsiderate, uncaring,
    selfish pondscum.                                        
    
12.15987ACISS1::BATTISThree fries short of a Happy MealWed Jul 17 1996 16:222
    
    <--- had to be the longest sentence without a pause yet.
12.15988RUSURE::GOODWINwe upped our standards now up yoursWed Jul 17 1996 16:321
    Wha happened?
12.15989MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Wed Jul 17 1996 16:359
Z    I hate it when you tell someone as nicely as you can that something
Z    really bothers you and they practically break a leg leaping up to
Z    do that very thing and rub your face into it while giving you the virtual
Z    finger and saying "nyah, nyah, how do you like THAT?",
    
    Mz. Debra...I thought Shawn worked at HLO!  
    
    Just tell him straightforward not to eat baked beans if he's going to
    sit next to you!!
12.15990SCASS1::BARBER_ASpankyWed Jul 17 1996 16:363
    I've had the same problem.  Try not to say it as nicely as you can, it
    goes in one ear and out the other.
                                              
12.15991ACISS1::BATTISWindy City idiotWed Jul 17 1996 17:024
    
    .15986
    
    If you'd like, I could call you up and sing to you.
12.15992POWDML::HANGGELIWill Work For LatteWed Jul 17 1996 17:154
    
    Oh, yes!  Could you do "Largo Al Factotum"?  I haven't heard that in
    ages.
    
12.15993but don't call me AlHBAHBA::HAASmore madness, less horrorWed Jul 17 1996 17:183
re: "Largo Al Factotum"

For a fack, I'm gonna go to Key Largo nexted week...
12.15994POWDML::HANGGELIWill Work For LatteWed Jul 17 1996 17:195
    
          ,
    	8^p.
          '
    
12.15995BIGQ::SILVAI'm out, therefore I amWed Jul 17 1996 17:237
| <<< Note 12.15989 by MKOTS3::JMARTIN "Madison...5'2'' 95 lbs." >>>

| Mz. Debra...I thought Shawn worked at HLO!

	Try MRO, Jack. I guess CP isn't the only place you're wrong. :-)


12.15996From my old math prof, Big AlDECWIN::RALTOJail to the ChiefWed Jul 17 1996 17:325
> Could you do "Largo Al Factotum"?
    
    I thought that was a theorem of Linear Algebra.
    
    Chris
12.15997ACISS1::BATTISWindy City idiotWed Jul 17 1996 17:393
    
    sorry deb, you'd have to settle for Camelot or Sound of music. I
    *don't* do Opera.
12.15998DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Wed Jul 17 1996 17:3914
    
    
    	Calling mom and having her tell me that some guy from NH
    	(got that from the license plate) was casing the house.
    	Drove by it 8 times, parked the car a few blocks away and
    	started walking back toward the house.  Fortunately, my
    	brother's best friend does yardwork for my parents and
    	was there at the time.  When the guy saw Bob come out of
    	the hedges, he turned around and went back to his car.
    	Our house was broken into once before, 12 years ago.
    	Very scary.  All these stories about home invasions lately
    	has me worried enough about my own place.  Now I have to
    	worry about some scumbag lurking around my parent's home.  =(
    
12.15999ACISS1::BATTISWindy City idiotWed Jul 17 1996 17:453
    
    get his plate number if possible. also, have the police do some more
    drive bys. Next time, shoot him. :-)
12.16000prophylacticNOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Jul 17 1996 17:530
12.16001DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Wed Jul 17 1996 20:198
    
    
    	Well unfortunately, when Bob jumped on his motorcycle to
    	see where the guy parked, when he found the car, he didn't
    	think to get the license number!!
    
    	Doh!
    
12.16002ACISS1::BATTISFuture Chevy Blazer ownerWed Jul 17 1996 20:223
    
    had he done so, the police could have run it through the computer and
    bingo!!!
12.16003POLAR::RICHARDSONCarboy JunkieWed Jul 17 1996 20:243
    One broken computer!
    
    Can't fit those plates into drive slot no matter how hard you try.
12.16004BUSY::SLABOUNTYA seemingly endless timeWed Jul 17 1996 20:269
    
    	Bingo?  So that's what they do behind you all that time that
    	they have you stopped.
    
    	Now that you mention it, I was stopped in Blackstone and I
    	do remember hearing something like "B1" and "B22".  But I
    	guess the officers don't win too often because they never
    	look very happy when they bring my license back.
    
12.16005DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Wed Jul 17 1996 20:278
    
    
    	Mark:
    
    	I know.  But it's too late now.  (unless the guy comes back)
    
    	Glenn..... hahahahahaaaa!
    
12.16006MFGFIN::E_WALKEREvil EdThu Jul 18 1996 01:511
         TTHT:: An empty, dead noteland. 
12.16007THEMAX::SMITH_Sjest 'causeThu Jul 18 1996 01:521
    Meg is here.
12.16008POWDML::HANGGELIWill Work For LatteThu Jul 18 1996 01:5910
    
    TTHT:  A totally unsatisfactory voice lesson.  It was so humid I
    couldn't get a good breath, so zero support, and I felt like I was
    breathing and singing through a wet washcloth over my face.
    
    I feel compelled to add that I'm not really complaining about the
    weather (in order to appease the weather gods so they don't send
    another winter like last year).  Just...er, just saying.  I'm just
    saying.
    
12.16009MFGFIN::E_WALKEREvil EdThu Jul 18 1996 04:381
    TTHT:: Terrorist bombers.
12.16010GIDDAY::BURTInteresting timesThu Jul 18 1996 06:323
heartburn


12.16011WMOIS::GIROUARD_CThu Jul 18 1996 10:345
i know what you mean Deb. like Liza Minelli (sp?) once said, "It's 
like breathing peanut butter".

i took training ride up Wachusett Mt. yesterday and it was the most
painful yet this year. i did not have fun.
12.16012BIGQ::SILVAI'm out, therefore I amThu Jul 18 1996 11:293

	Finding out some news this morning that I'm not happy about. 
12.16013Daily triviumSMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Thu Jul 18 1996 12:217
    .16004
    
    > do remember hearing something like "B1" and "B22".
    
    Whoever it was, wasn't playing BINGO.  There's no B22 in BINGO.  B runs
    from 1 to 15, I from 16 to 30, N from 31 to 45, G from 46 to 60, and O
    from 61 to 75.
12.16014WMOIS::GIROUARD_CThu Jul 18 1996 13:181
.16012 well, Glen?
12.16015GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheThu Jul 18 1996 13:296
    
    -1
    
    didn't know he was sick...
    
    
12.16016ACISS1::BATTISFuture Chevy Blazer ownerThu Jul 18 1996 13:302
    
    <---- you are obviously not one who counts, chip!
12.16017SCASS1::BARBER_ASpankyThu Jul 18 1996 13:521
    .16012  Yeah, 8(
12.16018NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Jul 18 1996 13:541
I'm compiling a list of "those who count."
12.16019NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Jul 18 1996 13:551
Note in DIGITAL sez Dan Kalikow wuz TFSO'd.
12.16020BIGQ::SILVAI'm out, therefore I amThu Jul 18 1996 13:563

	NOOOOOOO FREAKIN WAY!!!!!!!
12.16021ACISS1::BATTISFuture Chevy Blazer ownerThu Jul 18 1996 14:002
    
    yeah, and after my note to Bob, my time is coming, and soon.
12.16022SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Thu Jul 18 1996 15:163
    ttht.
    
    Severe wrist pain.  Not carpal, but it's still a bitch.
12.16023WMOIS::GIROUARD_CThu Jul 18 1996 15:296
.16016 well, Glen happened to send me mail explaining his
       note. 

       i'm feeling confident that i count.

       thanks, Glen.
12.16024TROOA::BUTKOVICHchairman of the boredThu Jul 18 1996 15:3410
    Dick's mention of carpal reminded me that I still have to schedule the
    operation for my right hand.  The left one is pretty much healed and
    back to full strength.  Operation was a success - no numbness
    experienced (although, it still kind of bugs me to wear my watch on
    that wrist or any shirt with tight cuff bands).  My right hand has been
    constantly waking me up, so I should get it done soon.  I was kinda
    hoping the memory of the freezing needle would fade.... but no such
    luck, so I guess I'll just have to bite the bullet and go for it.
    
    Dick - I hope you feel better.  8*/
12.16025BUSY::SLABOUNTYAudiophiles do it 'til it hertz!Thu Jul 18 1996 15:516
    
    	RE: .16013
    
    	Geez, Binder, leave it to you to ruin a perfectly good joke
    	[relatively speaking, of course].  8^)
    
12.16026SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Thu Jul 18 1996 16:184
    .16025
    
    None of my relatives would think it a perfectly good joke.  They
    wouldn't even think it marginally better than drivel.
12.16027BUSY::SLABOUNTYBaroque: when you're out of MonetThu Jul 18 1996 16:196
    
    	Well, relatively speaking, maybe your family is a bunch of
    	dolts.
    
    	8^)
    
12.16028ACISS1::BATTISFuture Chevy Blazer ownerThu Jul 18 1996 17:173
    
    I see shawn has read been reading the book "How to win Friends and
    Influence Enemies" again.
12.16029BUSY::SLABOUNTYBasket CaseThu Jul 18 1996 17:505
    
    	Reading the book??
    
    	No, actually I'm writing the sequel.
    
12.16030the bill arrived BRAT::BUTLERCall me Mr. Coffee!Thu Jul 18 1996 18:025
    Tthyesterday....The 1st semester tuition bill from Clark University
    arrived in the mailbox...wish I could have left it there.  ouch!!
    
    don
    
12.16031BIGQ::SILVAI'm out, therefore I amThu Jul 18 1996 18:153

	You could have left it there if you really wanted to... :-)
12.16032ACISS1::BATTISFuture Chevy Blazer ownerThu Jul 18 1996 18:214
    
    receiving a call from the Office of the President. I'm toast now.
    
    <just kidding>
12.16033more details, pleaseHBAHBA::HAASmore madness, less horrorThu Jul 18 1996 18:223
>    <just kidding>

About which part? The call or the toast?
12.16034BIGQ::SILVAI'm out, therefore I amThu Jul 18 1996 18:223

	Kidding that you're toast?
12.16035ACISS1::BATTISFuture Chevy Blazer ownerThu Jul 18 1996 18:335
    
    catching a lot of grief for my note in ::Digital from co-workers.
    My manager thought it was even a little crazy for me to do that.
    She said she wouldn't have the guts to do that. oh well, i still
    believe it needed to be said.
12.16036MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Thu Jul 18 1996 18:394
> oh well, i still believe it needed to be said.

So, when _IS_ the ritual suicide, Mark?

12.16037ACISS1::BATTISFuture Chevy Blazer ownerThu Jul 18 1996 18:464
    
    not sure Jack. I did ask BP where he wanted the body sent to. I'm
    still waiting for his response. Think my name is now on his TSFO
    list?
12.16038a planHBAHBA::HAASmore madness, less horrorThu Jul 18 1996 18:496
>    ...  Think my name is now on his TSFO
>    list?

That's all it takes? You call out ol' Big Bob and they relieve you?

I wish I'd've thought about that a year or so ago.
12.16039MOLAR::DELBALSOI (spade) my (dogface)Thu Jul 18 1996 18:504
"TSFO"?

"Tough <ro>, For Openers"?

12.16040This company isn't worth a bucket of warm spit!!DECLNE::REESEMy REALITY check bouncedThu Jul 18 1996 19:512
    DrDan?  Oh noooooooooooooooooooo :-(
    
12.16041Good question though, why are we TFSOing Internet folks?DECLNE::REESEMy REALITY check bouncedThu Jul 18 1996 19:566
    I just checked out Digital; I saw a reference to Dan as an aside
    to a note about AltaVista, but I didn't see a goodbye from Dan.
    
    Does anyone have the exact note?
    
    
12.16042DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Thu Jul 18 1996 20:074
    
    
    	I believe there's a goodbye note in Womannotes......
    
12.16043ACISS1::BATTISFuture Chevy Blazer ownerThu Jul 18 1996 20:222
    
    Womannotes?? Why not Soapbox?
12.16044CSC32::M_EVANSI'd rather be gardeningThu Jul 18 1996 20:276
    Ask the Dr.  I would say it is his business.  Dr. Dan is a favorite
    person of mine.  I will really miss him in this forum as well as other
    notes forums and really don't understand why Altavista people are being
    "let go."  probably why I am not a CEO.  
    
    meg
12.16045POLAR::RICHARDSONCarboy JunkieThu Jul 18 1996 20:291
    No doubt the cost center's earnings per employee were not favourable.
12.16046din't matterHBAHBA::HAASmore madness, less horrorThu Jul 18 1996 20:317
>    No doubt the cost center's earnings per employee were not favourable.

This never seemed to matter in the past. Locally, the district
consistently made its numbers and was still invited to participate in
TFSO.

Who knows how they figger out who gets axed ...
12.16047SMURF::WALTERSThu Jul 18 1996 20:322
    Mebbe they'll change the porduct name to HastalaVista.
    
12.16048POLAR::RICHARDSONCarboy JunkieThu Jul 18 1996 20:333
    Oh!
    
    That was so bad but sooo good!
12.16049NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Jul 18 1996 20:331
Wassa porduct?
12.16050POLAR::RICHARDSONCarboy JunkieThu Jul 18 1996 20:351
    Broken English for product.
12.16051MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Thu Jul 18 1996 20:505
    Dr. Dan will be missed.  Dr. Dan and I have had a long standing
    friendship and we wished each other the best over the phone.  He will
    truly be missed!
    
    -Jack
12.16052SCASS1::BARBER_ASpankyThu Jul 18 1996 20:511
    TTHT: Terribly bad news from a friend. 
12.16053MFGFIN::E_WALKEREvil EdThu Jul 18 1996 22:066
         re.16035
    
         That was pretty whacky there, BATTIS. In fact, that's probably the
    funniest thing I've seen in noteland in a while. First your aggressive
    attack, and then your cowardly sniveling. Is "sniveling" actually a
    word? It seems appropriate. 
12.16054CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowFri Jul 19 1996 01:4514


 While visiting the former Digital facility in Augusta, Maine today we were in
 meetings til 1PM..went to the face hoping to get lunch prior to the next 
 meeting but all we could get was soup..no problem, but it needed nuking..
 I plunked it in the microwave which I didn't realize was a 1000 watt machine..
 after about 90 seconds I reached in to get the soup out..it was boiling and
 some of it spilled on my hand, and I got quite a painful (but not serious
 apparantly) burn.



 Jim
12.16055BIGQ::SILVAI'm out, therefore I amFri Jul 19 1996 04:505
| <<< Note 12.16047 by SMURF::WALTERS >>>

| Mebbe they'll change the porduct name to HastalaVista.

	You never cease to amaze me! Where do you get these things from????
12.16056BIGQ::SILVAI'm out, therefore I amFri Jul 19 1996 04:524

	Jack, imagine what kind of friendship you could have had with Dr Dan if
you had been able to sit down once in a while?????
12.16057BIGQ::SILVAI'm out, therefore I amFri Jul 19 1996 05:197
12.16058SNAX::BOURGOINEFri Jul 19 1996 13:145

	TTHT:   Over 5000  unseen....

			YUCK
12.16059WAHOO::LEVESQUEbon marcher, as far as she can tellFri Jul 19 1996 13:181
    try next unseen. Catches ya right up when applied, er, liberally. :-)
12.16060CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsFri Jul 19 1996 13:482
    So Jim, they serve lunch in your face up there in the former ASO
    facility?  
12.16061CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowFri Jul 19 1996 14:0411
>    So Jim, they serve lunch in your face up there in the former ASO
>    facility?  


 Whoops...that was supposed to be "cafe"




 Jim
12.16062MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Fri Jul 19 1996 14:272
    Eating peach yogurt while driving in today...spilling some in THE WORST
    place it could have landed....
12.16063NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Fri Jul 19 1996 14:342
Um, how do you eat yogurt while driving?  Don't you have to use one hand to
hold the cup and one to hold the spoon?
12.16064Or "the pits", if you preferDECWIN::RALTOJail to the ChiefFri Jul 19 1996 14:396
    > Eating peach yogurt while driving in today...spilling some in THE WORST
    > place it could have landed....
    
    Well, now you can say that it's just peachy.
    
    Chris
12.16065WAHOO::LEVESQUEbon marcher, as far as she can tellFri Jul 19 1996 14:395
    >Eating peach yogurt while driving in today...spilling some in THE WORST
    >place it could have landed....
    
     Uh, that would be on your clothes, no? I guess we'll call you Jack
    Stain from now on... ;-)
12.16066BUSY::SLABOUNTYCrackerFri Jul 19 1996 14:405
    
    	And how do you talk on the phone and play with the radio and
    	drink coffee and smoke when both hands are dedicated to eat-
    	ing yogurt?
    
12.16067MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Fri Jul 19 1996 15:165
 Z   Um, how do you eat yogurt while driving?  Don't you have to use one
 Z   hand to hold the cup and one to hold the spoon?
    
    I don't use a spoon and eat it much like I eat a frosty from Wendys
    while driving.  The unsophisticated way!
12.16068ASIC::RANDOLPHTom R. N1OOQFri Jul 19 1996 15:435
12.16069ACISS1::BATTISFuture Chevy Blazer ownerFri Jul 19 1996 15:482
    
    gee Tom, our vending machines in Chicago are very user friendly.
12.16070NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Fri Jul 19 1996 15:504
>    I don't use a spoon and eat it much like I eat a frosty from Wendys
>    while driving.  The unsophisticated way!

That's why you spilled it, genius.
12.16071BUSY::SLABOUNTYCrazy Cooter comin' atcha!!Fri Jul 19 1996 15:544
    
    	Tom, I'd offer to trade you 2 dimes and a nickel for a quarter,
    	but all I have are quarters and pennies.  8^)
    
12.16072another offerHBAHBA::HAASmore madness, less horrorFri Jul 19 1996 15:576
I could interoffice you a nickle, dime and quarter so by Tuesday, August
13 you should be fixed.

Let me know.

TTom
12.16073ASIC::RANDOLPHTom R. N1OOQFri Jul 19 1996 16:135
I've got you all beat... I tried the change machine. It'll generally give you
a couple quarters, 4 dimes, 2 nickles. What do I get? Four more ^#%&#@
quarters.

I finally started accosting people until one gave me change for a quarter.
12.16074Aurghh!DECWIN::RALTOJail to the ChiefFri Jul 19 1996 16:177
    TTHT:
    
    A person whom I used to respect (albeit usually disagreed with) has
    turned out to be a complete suck-up.  My throat actually clenched
    in revulsion.
    
    Chris
12.16075this is not my dayWAHOO::LEVESQUEbon marcher, as far as she can tellFri Jul 19 1996 16:268
     It is a truism that a coldcut sandwich needs cheese. I told the new
    flunkie that I wanted a turkey sandwich on a bulkie, with light mayo,
    lettuce, tomatoes and swiss cheese. As I walked back to my office, I
    realized that the boze failed to put the cheese in the sandwich. I
    stopped short and began to return to the deli so I could retrieve the
    cheese. Intertia being what it is, my coke continued its journey to my
    office whereupon the forces of gravity took over with a predictable
    result.
12.16076SMURF::WALTERSFri Jul 19 1996 16:351
    Emmenthal tarry my dear doctor?
12.16077ACISS1::SCHELTERFri Jul 19 1996 16:495
    Looks like you need to have your inertial dampers checked out, Doc.
    
    
    Mike
    
12.16078DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Fri Jul 19 1996 17:365
    
    
    	Doctah.... then you need to come to ZKO where you make
    	your own sandwiches.  =)
    
12.16079WAHOO::LEVESQUEbon marcher, as far as she can tellFri Jul 19 1996 17:382
    I make my own sandwiches almost every day. Every now and then I get
    lazy...
12.16080BUSY::SLABOUNTYDancin' on CoalsFri Jul 19 1996 17:454
    
    	Cheese is yucky [for the most part], anyways, so I avoid it on
    	sandwiches.
    
12.16081SMURF::WALTERSFri Jul 19 1996 17:471
    I like the swiss-grown variety, but not the stuff that gruyere.
12.16082DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Fri Jul 19 1996 17:476
    
    
    	re: Doc
    
    	Ah, ok.
    
12.16083MFGFIN::E_WALKERI'm out of p-name ideasFri Jul 19 1996 23:137
         re.16074
       
         Oh, you saw that Battis debacle too? Here's a replay : 
    BATTIS (Before Bob's letter): "You hear me, Bob?!?" 
    BATTIS (After Bob's letter): "Please, please, sir, have mercy on me."
    
     
12.16084GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheMon Jul 22 1996 12:2412
    tth: i feel like i am dying...last nite, about 10:30, hunger set it
    after not eating since 3:30 earlier in the day.  then a stomach ache
    kicked in.  could not sleep, it was a killer.  going to the bathroom
    didn't help.  around 12:15, i found myself praying to the porcelain god
    to take me quickly.  that helped a little.  i think i slept for 2
    hours, until the stomach ache kicked in again and just wouldn't go
    away.  felt nauseaus all morning.  i am afraid to eat, as i might find
    myself running to the bathroom and not knowing which way to sit...
    
    somebody shoot me...
    
    
12.16085COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertMon Jul 22 1996 12:263
nauseated.

NNTTM
12.16086GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheMon Jul 22 1996 12:284
    
    i thought i fixed that...sorry....
    
    
12.16087FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Mon Jul 22 1996 12:337
    
    
>    somebody shoot me...
    
    	Hold still dang it...
    
    
12.16088SMURF::WALTERSMon Jul 22 1996 13:243
    Some definite TTLs this weekend.  Totally out of control boardsailing
    in winds gusting to 40mph.  Dick's party, at which I met some famous
    'boxers.  
12.16089GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheMon Jul 22 1996 14:058
    
    i thought you were good wif firearms, cheeks...
    
    
    it's hard to stay still while you are trying to run to the ladies
    room...
    
    
12.16090CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsMon Jul 22 1996 14:078
    Colin, you full of contradictions aren't you!  
    
    TTHTWE: Driving to Burlington Friday evening to find out the race was
    cancelled due to th righteous winds COlin went boardsailing in.  The
    boat never made it to Plattsburgh. :-( Turned around and drove home
    Saturday AM.  
    
    Brian
12.16091FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Mon Jul 22 1996 14:118
    
    
    re: raq
    
    	I'm good with a gun alright, but I like you enough that I want to
    guarantee a clean shot. 
    
    ;*)
12.16092BIGQ::SILVAI'm out, therefore I amMon Jul 22 1996 14:188
| <<< Note 12.16091 by FABSIX::J_SADIN "Freedom isn't free." >>>



| I'm good with a gun alright, but I like you enough that I want to
| guarantee a clean shot.

	Jim, what kind of gun are you using there...bud?
12.16093LANDO::OLIVER_Bit's about summer!Mon Jul 22 1996 14:211
    a hot air gun.
12.16094SMURF::WALTERSMon Jul 22 1996 14:234
    I dunno why I put that TTL in the TTH note.  I'll let it stand as a
    monument to impatience.  It was good to meet y'all.  Honest.
    
    <cred. shred>
12.16095PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BMon Jul 22 1996 14:332
 .16094  oh sure.
12.16096FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Mon Jul 22 1996 14:567
    
    
    re: .16093
    
    	I think bonnie likes me. :*)
    
    
12.16097LANDO::OLIVER_Bit's about summer!Mon Jul 22 1996 14:571
    hey, it was a clean shot ;p
12.16098FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Mon Jul 22 1996 14:595
    
    
    	Yep, it was. Nice shootin' tex...
    
    :)
12.16099DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Mon Jul 22 1996 14:595
    
    
    	Crappy camping weather in VT on Saturday and campgrounds that
    	sound much better on paper than they are in reality.
    
12.16100SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Mon Jul 22 1996 15:023
    .16099
    
    Just remember where you *could* have been on Saturday.
12.16101SUBSYS::NEUMYERYour memory still hangin roundMon Jul 22 1996 15:058
    
    	The weather wasn't much better in MA for camping either. Rain on
    Friday, high winds and low temps on Saturday. 
    
    	Great campsite though and sufficient libations made for an overall
    good weekend.
    
    ej
12.16102DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Mon Jul 22 1996 15:096
    
    	re:  Dick
    
    	Yes, I know.  Had I known the weather (and accomodations) were
    	going to be so lousy, I would have opted not to go.  C'est la vie.
    
12.16103BUSY::SLABOUNTYErotic NightmaresMon Jul 22 1996 15:184
    
    	JJ, you're camping, right?  Aren't accommodations SUPPOSED to
    	be lousy?
    
12.16104BIGQ::SILVAI'm out, therefore I amMon Jul 22 1996 15:2122

	In my Boston league we played our final game yesterday. We lost by one
stinkin run..... the score was:






                                 Club Cafe 27
                                 Spurs     26



	53 runs in 1 hour, and 15 minutes. Who would have thought that was
possible? We got our runs on hits and them making errors. They got their runs
on walk (about 10-15) and hits. We used two different pitchers, and both just
kept walking people. Not very cool...... but it was a fun game!


Glen
12.16105WMOIS::GIROUARD_CMon Jul 22 1996 15:461
-1 pitcher's duel, eh Glen?
12.16106BIGQ::SILVAI'm out, therefore I amMon Jul 22 1996 16:591
yeah....that's it!
12.16107DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Mon Jul 22 1996 17:386
    
    
    	re:  Shawn.
    
    	No
    
12.16108Ah <r.o.>!!ROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150 KTS is TOO slowMon Jul 22 1996 17:434
    Trying to get caught up on my mail and discovering that Lucky Jack is
    REALLY gone:-( :-( :-(
    
    Bob
12.16109BUSY::SLABOUNTYFUBARMon Jul 22 1996 17:457
    
    	RE: JJ
    
    	No electrical outlets to plug your curling iron into?
    	Bad weather made the satellite dish inoperable?
    	Jacuzzi on the fritz?
    
12.16110DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Mon Jul 22 1996 18:025
    
    
    
    			Up yers.
    
12.16111BUSY::SLABOUNTYForeplay? What's that?Mon Jul 22 1996 18:175
    
    	It must be Monday ... JJ's being a bitch again.
    
    	8^)
    
12.16112PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BMon Jul 22 1996 18:203
  .16111  On the other hand, you acting like a bozo gives us no
	  clue whatsoever what day it is.
12.16113BUSY::SLABOUNTYForeplay? What's that?Mon Jul 22 1996 18:226
    
    	Well, I'd heard that women find a sense of mysteriousness in a
    	man to be really sexy.
    
    	But, it appears that I was misled.
    
12.16114HANNAH::MODICAJourneyman NoterMon Jul 22 1996 18:2211
    
    >.16111  On the other hand, you acting like a bozo gives us no
    >        clue whatsoever what day it is.
    
    
    Not only beautiful, but witty also.
    
    
    							Well done!
    
    								Hank
12.16115GMASEC::KELLYQueen of the JungleMon Jul 22 1996 18:224
    re: last
    
    bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha {gasp, sob, sniff}
    
12.16116GMASEC::KELLYQueen of the JungleMon Jul 22 1996 18:231
    oops, that was really for di's note 16112
12.16117POWDML::HANGGELIWill Work For LatteMon Jul 22 1996 18:246
    
    Sure, sure!
    
    :+]
    
    
12.16118SMURF::WALTERSMon Jul 22 1996 18:251
    blood in the water!
12.16119BUSY::SLABOUNTYForeplay? What's that?Mon Jul 22 1996 18:327
    
    	Hank, don't make me walk downstairs and thrash you.
    
    	And the rest of you can go to h-e- double-hockey-sticks.
    
    	8^)
    
12.16120SCASS1::BARBER_ASpankyMon Jul 22 1996 18:363
    .16112  agagagagaga!  
    
    {hugs Shawn out of pity}
12.16121DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Mon Jul 22 1996 20:249
    
    
    	Shawn.....
    
    	Only because you deserve my acting that way.  =)
    
    	This image you have of me as some prima donna who can't
    	stand getting her hands dirty is getting really old.
    
12.16122BIGQ::SILVAhttp://quince.ljo.dec.com/www/decplusMon Jul 22 1996 20:285
| <<< Note 12.16120 by SCASS1::BARBER_A "Spanky" >>>

| {hugs Shawn out of pity}

	See Shawn??? People will give you hugs... kind of....
12.16123BIGQ::SILVAhttp://quince.ljo.dec.com/www/decplusMon Jul 22 1996 20:299
| <<< Note 12.16121 by DECWIN::JUDY "That's *Ms. Bitch* to you!" >>>


| This image you have of me as some prima donna 

	I believe it is pre-Madonna in shawn's eyes!



12.16124BUSY::SLABOUNTYForm feed = &lt;ctrl&gt;v &lt;ctrl&gt;lMon Jul 22 1996 20:3910
    
    	RE: .16120
    
    	It's a start!!
    
    
    	RE: .16121
    
    	I have a sense of humor for rent if you're interested.  8^)
    
12.16125BIGQ::SILVAhttp://quince.ljo.dec.com/www/decplusMon Jul 22 1996 20:507
| <<< Note 12.16124 by BUSY::SLABOUNTY "Form feed = <ctrl>v <ctrl>l" >>>


| I have a sense of humor for rent if you're interested.  8^)

	Is that what you call it??? 

12.16126It Must Be MondayMFGFIN::E_WALKERI'm out of p-name ideasMon Jul 22 1996 21:182
        I appear to be about the only one in my area that showed up today.
    Bummer. 
12.16127MFGFIN::E_WALKERI'm out of p-name ideasTue Jul 23 1996 04:083
         Now I just hacked a finger to shreds. And since we're prohibited
    from keeping band-aids at the workstations, I had to make one out of
    paper towels and masking tape. 
12.16128RUSURE::EDPAlways mount a scratch monkey.Tue Jul 23 1996 11:5812
    Thing to hate:  Having to register with the SS (Secretary of State)
    because otherwise it is illegal to conspire to commit political
    activity.
    
    A free country?  Yeah, right.

    
    				-- edp
    
    
Public key fingerprint:  8e ad 63 61 ba 0c 26 86  32 0a 7d 28 db e7 6f 75
To find PGP, read note 2688.4 in Humane::IBMPC_Shareware.
12.16129POLAR::RICHARDSONCarboy JunkieTue Jul 23 1996 14:022
    Seems to me that someone with a public key fingerprint would simply love to
    register for things.
12.16130RUSURE::EDPAlways mount a scratch monkey.Tue Jul 23 1996 15:2312
    Re .16129:
    
    PGP's key is "public" because it allows ANYBODY to send you PRIVATE
    mail.  PGP is for privacy (hence its name, Pretty Good Privacy).  It
    was designed to avoid central authority and registration.
    
    
    				-- edp
    
    
Public key fingerprint:  8e ad 63 61 ba 0c 26 86  32 0a 7d 28 db e7 6f 75
To find PGP, read note 2688.4 in Humane::IBMPC_Shareware.
12.16131PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BTue Jul 23 1996 15:252
   .16130  oh well that changes everything then.
12.16132GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheTue Jul 23 1996 16:525
    
    still feeling icky, tho not as icky as yesterday.  didn't like having a
    temp and the chills, either...
    
    
12.16133BIGQ::SILVAhttp://quince.ljo.dec.com/www/decplusTue Jul 23 1996 17:028
12.16134Maybe I'll get a shirtMFGFIN::E_WALKERWhere's WaldoWed Jul 24 1996 03:084
         TTHT:: I don't have any way to keep updated on the Olympics, yet I
    have a sister in Atlanta watching some events live. There is no justice
    in this world. 
    
12.16135FABSIX::P_OHALLORANI'll think of somethingWed Jul 24 1996 03:486
    
    spending $147.00 for 1 stinkin tire. I knew when I purchased the car
    the maintenance would be expensive. Maybe it's time for a new car.
    Maybe a truck. 
    
    
12.16136WAHOO::LEVESQUEyou don't love me, pretty babyWed Jul 24 1996 11:011
    That's all? Must be dinky little tires.
12.16137FABSIX::P_OHALLORANI'll think of somethingWed Jul 24 1996 11:189
    
    well EXCUSE me! What are you driving MR WAHOO::LEVESQUE...BIG FOOT?
    
    bwwaaaaaaaaaahhhhhaaaaaaaahaaaaaa
    
    I do plan on going out and buying myself a new Z71 at the end of next
    month 8*) and yes the tires are small considering its a foreign sports
    car. I was doing some extensive traveling and wanted something economic
    and sporty so I got an Integra. Nice cars but man are they small! 
12.16138WAHOO::LEVESQUEyou don't love me, pretty babyWed Jul 24 1996 11:303
    :-)
    
    I don't even wanna think about the cost of new tires for my car...
12.16139a new car?? wadja get??FABSIX::P_OHALLORANI'll think of somethingWed Jul 24 1996 11:341
    
12.16140CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsWed Jul 24 1996 12:581
    Integra?  You mean the $20,000 Civic?    
12.16141ACISS1::BATTISFuture Chevy Blazer ownerWed Jul 24 1996 13:012
    
    I've got a bad feeling about 'pril today.
12.16142SCASS1::BARBER_Afollows instructionsWed Jul 24 1996 14:323
    .16137 You got a what!?  I'm jealous.
    
    Mark, I don't want to talk about it.
12.16143ACISS1::BATTISFuture Chevy Blazer ownerWed Jul 24 1996 14:354
    
    boy, people are sure touchy in here lately.
    
    kinda like sharks at feeding time.
12.16144SCASS1::BARBER_Afollows instructionsWed Jul 24 1996 14:5713
    Okay, I can talk about it now.
    
    I didn't lease a new Mustang.  I don't think leasing is for me anyway. 
    I could have driven it home last night, (her exact words were, "You can 
    have any car on the lot") but I'm scared of paying 2 car payments until
    I can get the Hyundai sold.  If I trade, I have to come up with $2,500.  
    I know I have to sell my car first anyway, so why in the @%&! did I
    attempt to buy a car last night?  I have discovered it is because I
    have a need to frustrate myself to no end.  After all, I don't have a
    husband to do that for me anymore.
    
    It should be a week or two, and you can bet I'll let everyone know when
    it happens.  8)
12.16145ACISS1::BATTISFuture Chevy Blazer ownerWed Jul 24 1996 15:002
    
    you go girl!! besides, you have shawn, isn't that enough.
12.16146SCASS1::BARBER_Afollows instructionsWed Jul 24 1996 15:182
    I may be in the minority here, but Shawn doesn't frustrate me in the
    least.
12.16147BIGQ::SILVAhttp://quince.ljo.dec.com/www/decplusWed Jul 24 1996 15:394

	Shawn, please don't try harder. I'll have to smack ya if you frustrate
her. 
12.16148BUSY::SLABOUNTYWhose Line Is It Anyway?Wed Jul 24 1996 16:155
    
    	RE: April
    
    	[swoon]
    
12.16149SCASS1::BARBER_Afollows instructionsWed Jul 24 1996 16:211
    {pat, pat}
12.16150What, 75hp? Whoa...SSDEVO::LAMBERTWe ':-)' for the humor impairedWed Jul 24 1996 16:257
   "Integra"?  "Foreign sports car"?  Oy.
   			^^^^^^

   The mis-use of the English language is appalling.

   -- Sam

12.16151SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Wed Jul 24 1996 16:277
    .16150
    
    > The mis-use of the English language is appalling.
    
    Yes, it is appalling when people misuse the English language.  I don't
    know about mis-using it, though; I can't find "mis-use" in any of my
    dictionaries or in Fowler or the Chicago Manual of Style.
12.16152BUSY::SLABOUNTYWhy don't you bend for gold?Wed Jul 24 1996 16:403
    
    	What does Chicago know about style, anyways?
    
12.16153:)GENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Wed Jul 24 1996 16:401
       
12.16154ACISS1::BATTISFuture Chevy Blazer ownerWed Jul 24 1996 16:462
    
    you're coming close to getting smacked, yes you are.
12.16155what do I win? :-)WAHOO::LEVESQUEyou don't love me, pretty babyWed Jul 24 1996 17:053
    >12.16152
    
     As much as it knows about pizza?
12.16156MFGFIN::E_WALKERWhere's WaldoWed Jul 24 1996 21:532
         TTHT:: Can anyone believe that JMARTIN actually called me a
    maggot? And I was even staying out of the religious topics. 
12.16157BIGQ::SILVAhttp://quince.ljo.dec.com/www/decplusWed Jul 24 1996 21:563

	How come you didn't deny it, though? :-)
12.16158can't deny the truthTHEMAX::SMITH_SWed Jul 24 1996 22:021
    Because Ed feeds on decaying meat.
12.16159BIGQ::SILVAhttp://quince.ljo.dec.com/www/decplusWed Jul 24 1996 22:053

that's good to know... as that means he will stay away from me! I'm fresh! :-)
12.16160THEMAX::EPPERSONI saw a chicken with two headsWed Jul 24 1996 22:071
    sounds like a feminine hygene commercial
12.16161THEMAX::SMITH_SWed Jul 24 1996 22:091
    Just as well
12.16162FABSIX::P_OHALLORANI'll think of somethingThu Jul 25 1996 00:557
    
    <<< Note 12.16140 by CONSULT::MCBRIDE "Idleness, the holiday of fools"
    >>> Integra?  You mean the $20,000 Civic?

   I didn't pay the sticker price _not_ even _close_ %*)
    
     
12.16163RUSURE::EDPAlways mount a scratch monkey.Thu Jul 25 1996 11:123
    Mustek Paragon 1200
    
    (Allegedly a 600-dpi scanner.  Actually crap.)
12.16164BIGQ::SILVAhttp://quince.ljo.dec.com/www/decplusThu Jul 25 1996 12:4910
| <<< Note 12.16162 by FABSIX::P_OHALLORAN "I'll think of something" >>>


| <<< Note 12.16140 by CONSULT::MCBRIDE "Idleness, the holiday of fools"
| >>> Integra?  You mean the $20,000 Civic?

| I didn't pay the sticker price _not_ even _close_ %*)


	Oh... so it was $25k, huh? :-)
12.16165MFGFIN::E_WALKERWhere's WaldoThu Jul 25 1996 21:243
         TTHT:: Tourists and road construction. Lengthens a normal 20
    minute drive to work by about another 20 minutes. Should Texans really
    be allowed to drive on Colorado highways? 
12.16166In Winnebagos, no lessSSDEVO::LAMBERTWe ':-)' for the humor impairedThu Jul 25 1996 21:300
12.16167MFGFIN::E_WALKERWhere's WaldoThu Jul 25 1996 21:334
         Yeah, in big feeble RV's that don't have a snowball's chance in
    hell of making it up highway 24. That's a lot of fun at night - coming
    around a sharp turn and finding a house sized land yacht stalled in the
    middle of the road. 
12.16168this s****!!!FABSIX::P_OHALLORANFri Jul 26 1996 02:419
    
    I just went to use the ATM and security informed me that everyone has
    been down in the state all day. Does anyone know if this is true?
    
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    
     
    
    
12.16169Use another bank's ATMCOVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertFri Jul 26 1996 02:475
everyone or every one?

Every ATM?

From every bank?
12.16170FABSIX::P_OHALLORANFri Jul 26 1996 02:5211
     
    re -1
    
    every one...(ATM).
    
    The person I spoke with didn't know very much except what I've said.
    
    I got up late this afternoon and went straight to the gym and then to
    work so I missed the news. 
    
    
12.16171the scoopFABSIX::P_OHALLORANFri Jul 26 1996 03:135
    
    I've just been informed that it's only the DCU's ATM and it's being
    caused by troubled phone lines. 
    
    
12.16172CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowFri Jul 26 1996 03:2510


Well, that's certainly a relief..fortunately the one (non dcu) to which
went this AM was up and running.




 Jim
12.16173watch it start raining %^oFABSIX::P_OHALLORANFri Jul 26 1996 03:377
    
    >"that's certainly a relief"
    
    It most certainly is. I was just trying to avoid leaving the building.
    Oh-Well, it's a nice night out.
    
    
12.16174MFGFIN::E_WALKERWhere's WaldoFri Jul 26 1996 04:442
         TTHT:: Got sent (temporarily) to another area. No terminals within
    reach. 
12.16175or is it paddedFABSIX::P_OHALLORANspace for rentFri Jul 26 1996 06:518
    
   > TTHT:: Got sent (temporarily) to another area. No terminals within
     reach.
    
    
    would this "area" happen to be 6'x 8' enclosed by steel & concrete?
    
    
12.16176Oh, an old bigotry of mine stirred up!BULEAN::BANKSFri Jul 26 1996 12:075
    .16165:
    
    Your question presupposes that Texans can drive.  My experience has
    been that no, at least the ones who make it as far north as Colorado,
    Texans cannot drive.  Therein lies the crux of the problem.
12.16177POLAR::RICHARDSONPerpetual GlennFri Jul 26 1996 12:582
    I must concur, but the ones that stay in Texas ain't that talented
    either.
12.16178WAHOO::LEVESQUEyou don't love me, pretty babyFri Jul 26 1996 13:123
    Missing my b-ball game yesterday to show a guy the car, and having him
    really like the car but decide he didn't want a third vehicle after
    all...
12.16179BSS::DSMITHRATDOGS DON'T BITEFri Jul 26 1996 13:488
    
    If there not stalled then there in the left lane doing 25mph and putting
    there brakes on going up hill, just because theres a curve and no
    guard rails!
    
    I'll be glad when these flat landers go home!
    
    Dave
12.16180POWDML::HANGGELIWill Work For LatteFri Jul 26 1996 13:508
    
    they're
    they're
    their
    there's
    
    ymctm, ifii
    
12.16181different cultureGAAS::BRAUCHERWelcome to ParadiseFri Jul 26 1996 13:516
    
      Hey, hey, have pity on Texicans.  Where goat ropers come from, 
     steering is optional, and a drive hasn't started till you hit
     the ten hour mark.
    
      bb
12.16182The ones I hear more oftenDECWIN::RALTOJail to the ChiefFri Jul 26 1996 14:1110
    But then there are the regional versions:
    
    theah
    thayyyr
    theyrrrr
    thar
    thur
    thawr
    
    Chris
12.16183WAHOO::LEVESQUEyou don't love me, pretty babyFri Jul 26 1996 15:111
    having the deets from pizza withdrawal, and nobody wants to go with me.
12.16184DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Fri Jul 26 1996 15:1512
    
    
    	Doc,
    
    	If you wanna drive up to Nausea, I'll go for pizza with you.
    	We've got Pizza Hut, Foodees (though I'm not big on their 
    	pizza), Papa Gino's, Uno's..... and a dozen other owner 
    	operated joints downtown.
    
    	=)
    
    
12.16185And people bitch about our wait timesVMSNET::M_MACIOLEKFour54 Camaro/Only way to flyFri Jul 26 1996 15:232
    OH HOLD.  LISTENING TO BARRY MANALO AND SOME OTHER JAZZ CRAP.  FOR
    15 MINUTES SO FAR....
12.16186ACISS2::LEECHFri Jul 26 1996 16:446
    flat-landers
    
    
    (to add to the previous corrections) 
    
    8^)
12.16187POWDML::HANGGELIWill Work For LatteFri Jul 26 1996 18:144
    
    ttht:  selfish, inconsiderate people who can't be bothered to think
    about the feelings of others.
    
12.16188CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowFri Jul 26 1996 18:3710

 Sorry, deb..I've got my own problems.




 

 just kidding!
12.16189POWDML::HANGGELIWill Work For LatteFri Jul 26 1996 18:4812
    
    I'd just like to know why it is that some people are so completely
    unable to compromise and take their share of the inconveniences as well
    as the conveniences.  I'm tired of always having to give in and do it
    the other person's way.
    
    And if I don't give in, I'm the bad guy for being uncooperative even
    though I've done it their way and been inconvenienced the last half dozen 
    times.
    
    Frankly, I'm sick of it.  It's not like I need this.
    
12.16190GMASEC::KELLYQueen of the JungleFri Jul 26 1996 18:506
    Debra-
    
    What's her number.  When I'm done with her, she'll know what the
    word compromise means.
    
    hth
12.16191CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowFri Jul 26 1996 18:523

 No, let me have it..I'll take care of this
12.16192POWDML::HANGGELIWill Work For LatteFri Jul 26 1996 18:526
    
    I'm ready to tell her to fo&d, b.
    
    I really am.
    
    
12.16193RUSURE::GOODWINSacred Cows Make the Best HamburgerFri Jul 26 1996 18:536
    Dealing with people like that can be a little like dealing with kids --
    you have to discipline them sometimes, or stand up to them in this
    case, even though it doesn't make you feel good to do it.  The end
    result, that they learn better behavior, is worth it in the end, but it
    sure isn't fun getting there.  My condolences, Deb.  It's hard enough
    to come to work every day without having to put up with that too.
12.16194RUSURE::GOODWINSacred Cows Make the Best HamburgerFri Jul 26 1996 18:563
    > fo&d
    
    That would be "frow up and die"?  :-)
12.16195POLAR::RICHARDSONPerpetual GlennFri Jul 26 1996 18:571
    wooden spoon time, I guess.
12.16196POWDML::HANGGELIWill Work For LatteFri Jul 26 1996 19:005
    
    You'd think a 50-year-old woman would have learned by now to effing
    compromise, but no.
    
    
12.16197CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowFri Jul 26 1996 19:096

 Well, deb..why not compromise and give her 'til 55!


 hth
12.16198GMASEC::KELLYQueen of the JungleFri Jul 26 1996 19:212
    really, Debra, let me call her.  please?  i have all this pent up
    frustration that needs expending.................................
12.16199RUSURE::GOODWINSacred Cows Make the Best HamburgerFri Jul 26 1996 19:231
    Buy her a gift certificate on TWA flight 800 from New York to Paris...?
12.16200Jack didn't get this snarfCSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowFri Jul 26 1996 19:244

 Don't listen to 'tine, deb...lemme at her..I'll straighten her out real
 quick like..
12.16201MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Fri Jul 26 1996 19:251
    Uncompromising hag snarf!
12.16202MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Fri Jul 26 1996 19:251
    Darn...missed again!
12.16203WAHOO::LEVESQUEyou don't love me, pretty babyFri Jul 26 1996 19:285
    re: last two
    
     It's bad enough that you left evidence of your, er, questionable
    judgment, but to compound it with another content free note that merely
    calls renewed attention thereupon... it's mind bogglingly stupid. /hth
12.16204GENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Fri Jul 26 1996 20:411
    Compromise, the final step prior to defeat.
12.16205THEMAX::E_WALKERWhere's WaldoFri Jul 26 1996 21:434
         Well, it seems that people from Colorado can't drive either. I
    just hit one who ran a red light. Unfortunately, she wasn't hurt, but
    her Geo Tracker was knocked for a loop. Another dent on my bumper and a
    near heart attack. 
12.16206GENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Fri Jul 26 1996 21:522
    If you weren't in SOAPBOX while you were driving, it probably wouldn't
    have happened.  :)
12.16207CSC32::M_EVANSwatch this spaceSat Jul 27 1996 00:397
    It isn't people from CO who can't drive, it is all the recent imports
    from TX, CA, VA, MA........
    
    it was only about 7 years ago that I really had to start watching other
    drivers at intersections for red light running.  
    
    meg
12.16208BUSY::SLABBasket CaseSat Jul 27 1996 00:469
    
    	RE: -1
    
    	Reminds me of the joke with the punchline
    
    	"Because my brother might be coming the other way."
    
    	8^)
    
12.16209POWDML::HANGGELIWill Work For LatteSun Jul 28 1996 15:193
    
    ttht:  wasting my time.
    
12.16210BULEAN::BANKSMon Jul 29 1996 11:599
.16207:

Oh, red light running was a problem as much as 20 years ago in CO.  Seemed
like all of a sudden, someone threw a big switch somewhere, and the meaning
of traffic lights was suddenly reversed.  No one was going to be the first
through a green light, and no one was going to be the last through a red.

If there are any driving components to my fond memories of CO, it's sitting
at a green light, watching all the mach-1 cross traffic.
12.16211CSC32::M_EVANSwatch this spaceMon Jul 29 1996 12:589
    Try it now, but be careful when making a left turn.  
    
    I sat in the intersection until the light was clearly red.  The only
    car coming at me was 1/2 block away.  Plenty of time to stop and the
    light was red.  Proceded to start my turn when I realized the oncoming
    idiot had accelerated.  He missed the back end of my car be less than 2
    feet,  Fortunately the cars on the green side were also experienced
    with this intersection, or there might have been an interesting TA to
    sort out.  
12.16212BUSY::SLABCan you hear the drums, Fernando?Mon Jul 29 1996 14:464
    
    	You should never enter an intersection unless you're guaranteed
    	to pass through it before the light turns red.
    
12.16213DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Mon Jul 29 1996 14:508
    
    
    	TTHY    getting sunburned.  Ended up going to the beach on
    		Sunday instead of Saturday.  Put on sunscreen but
    		didn't reapply enough I guess.  And I was doing
    		so well this summer too!  Didn't even get burned
    		in Hawaii.  Instead, I get fried at Salisbury Beach.
    
12.16214BUSY::SLABCan you hear the drums, Fernando?Mon Jul 29 1996 14:536
    
    	Geez, don't you hate those inadequate beaches that can't even
    	supply their customers with sun cover?
    
    	I guess you'll never go back THERE again.  8^)
    
12.16215SCASS1::BARBER_Afollows instructionsMon Jul 29 1996 18:433
    I guess she didn't think that was uproarious, Shawn.
    
    TTHT: New insurance premiums!  OUCH!  8P 
12.16216ACISS1::BATTISFuture Chevy Blazer ownerMon Jul 29 1996 18:512
    
    well 'pril, new car= bigger insurance premiums.
12.16217POWDML::HANGGELIWill Work For LatteMon Jul 29 1996 19:024
    
    Don't you just hate it when you ask people questions and they ignore
    you totally?
    
12.16219SMURF::WALTERSMon Jul 29 1996 19:031
    <nails fingers to desk>
12.16220POLAR::RICHARDSONPerpetual GlennMon Jul 29 1996 19:061
    >8^I
12.16221SCASS1::BARBER_Afollows instructionsMon Jul 29 1996 19:1012
    Oh well, it's worth it.  I went to get the oil changed in the Hyundai
    and was informed that there was no oil in the car.  I was lucky the
    dang thing didn't lock up on me.  A few hours later, I was driving a
    mustang.  They took the trade and gave me a good deal on it (I hope).  
    If anyone else is in the new car market, let me casually give you a 
    very small hint:
    
    BY ALL MEANS, DO NOT BUY A HYUNDAI!  RUN SCREAMING FROM THE LOT WITH
    YOUR HANDS FLAILING WILDLY IN THE AIR IF YOU BY CHANCE END UP AT A 
    HYUNDAI DEALERSHIP!  ASK THEM WHAT THE RESALE VALUE IS AND SILENTLY
    LAUGH TO YOURSELF AS YOU WATCH THE LOOK ON THEIR FACE!  LIARS!! 
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!  
12.16222ACISS1::BATTISFuture Chevy Blazer ownerMon Jul 29 1996 19:179
    
    .16221
    
    now, don't you feel better having said all that. 'pril, do you ever
    check your oil  between changes? for a car to leak 4-5 qts in 3 months
    is a lot.
    
    hope you have better luck with your Ford, than Mark L. Brian McBride,
    Raq, etc.....
12.16223SCASS1::BARBER_Afollows instructionsMon Jul 29 1996 19:214
    .16222 To answer your question, no.  I don't think I've even popped the
    hood and looked at my engine.  Um, is that a bad thing?
    
    I plan on taking good care of this one, promise!!
12.16224EVMS::MORONEYJFK committed suicide!Mon Jul 29 1996 19:216
>    BY ALL MEANS, DO NOT BUY A HYUNDAI!  RUN SCREAMING FROM THE LOT WITH
>    YOUR HANDS FLAILING WILDLY IN THE AIR IF YOU BY CHANCE END UP AT A 
>    HYUNDAI DEALERSHIP!

Do the same if you happen to see a used Hyundai with a new Jiffy Lube oil
filter offered by a Ford dealer.
12.16225SCASS1::BARBER_Afollows instructionsMon Jul 29 1996 19:231
    agagagaga!!  8)
12.16226ACISS1::BATTISFuture Chevy Blazer ownerMon Jul 29 1996 19:253
    
    well, I get to look forward to the same pleasure in a month. Oh, one
    small difference, mine will be the car with ALL the oil in it.
12.16227SMURF::WALTERSMon Jul 29 1996 19:273
    So That's why your clothes are always brown.  Try putting it in the
    engine.
    
12.16228POWDML::HANGGELIWill Work For LatteTue Jul 30 1996 03:1313
    
    I'm sick and tired of hearing people say tearfully "Seeing {insert
    Olympic athlete} makes me Proud To Be An American".
    
    Because someone from this country runs faster or jumps higher than
    someone from another country, it's cause for overwhelming national pride?
    
    And I'm sick of hearing people discuss various events using the terms
    the commentators use as if they use those terms every day in normal
    conversation.  It sounds so affected.
    
    
    
12.16229WAHOO::LEVESQUEyou don't love me, pretty babyTue Jul 30 1996 11:0012
    TTHY:
    
     I'm filling out the accident report from the hit and run driver that
    nailed us earlier this month when I get a phone call. Some <juicy
    string of adjectives most of which are r.o.> <r.o.> has decided my
    wife's vehicle needs a more permanent form of ventilation on her
    passenger side and has smashed in the window and relieved her of her
    purse. Included in the purse were credit cards, drivers license,
    checkbook, etc. Virtually no money, but the hassle of stopping all the
    cards and closing our checking account is causing acute discomfort of
    the buttocks. And the Nashua cop aspires to uselessness, as perhaps the
    pinnacle of his career and ability. Can I kill someone now?
12.16230MILPND::CLARK_DTue Jul 30 1996 11:534
    
    See Livewire:
    
    Digital reports Q4 net loss of $433 million (30-Jul)
12.16231COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertTue Jul 30 1996 11:569
Not that it's a profit for both the year and the quarter if you don't
include the restructuring charge.

In fact, for the year it's a greater profit than for last year.

Q4 sucked big time, but was still profitable before you subtract the
money to pay for all the layoffs.

/john
12.16232re: .16230 the rest of the story...PERFOM::LICEA_KANEwhen it's comin' from the leftTue Jul 30 1996 12:0214
    BUT!             
    
    Excluding restructuring charges of $492 million, net income for the
    quarter was $59 million, or $.33 per common share.  (Analysts expected
    $.34)
    
    UNIX up 33%
    Windows NT up 100%
    VMS still growing
    Alpha up 34%
    
    We're a $14.5B company.
    
    								-mr. bill
12.16233COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertTue Jul 30 1996 12:161
Waking up and suddenly realizing I was no longer at Manoir Hovey.
12.16234GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheTue Jul 30 1996 13:2515
    
    	>>And I'm sick of hearing people discuss various events using the terms
        >>the commentators use as if they use those terms every day in normal
        >>conversation.  It sounds so affected.
    
    um...sorry, deb...
    
    tth:  still suffering from a sunburn i received saturday.  it's not
    that bad, just happens to be in an area that causes some discomfort.
    i guess it could have been worse considering my upper arms haven't seen
    the sun in over 2 years...
    
    
    
    
12.16235Not an individual-oriented event.GAAS::BRAUCHERWelcome to ParadiseTue Jul 30 1996 13:3217
    
      For once, I don't agree with Miz_Deb.  The Olympics are done by
     country.  Everybody there represents a country.  Only countries
     are members, and countries select the competitors.  Countries
     support, train, and back all the athletes.  It is like the moon
     mission.  Neil Armstrong would never have stepped on the lunar
     surface without hundreds of thousands of people's work, and millions
     of people's taxes.  Athletes appear petty and ill-mannered when
     they slight there own countries at the Olympics, because we all
     know that without the support of those countries, they would never
     have gotten a chance, no matter what their potential.  The Olympics
     are just a striking reminder of a harsh fact : potential is cheap,
     actual performance is rare and wonderful.  Citizens of China are
     absolutely right to adulate the two men who finished 1-2 in the
     springboard diving.  It is truly a national achievement.
    
      bb
12.16236RUSURE::GOODWINSacred Cows Make the Best HamburgerTue Jul 30 1996 14:041
    Yeah, go ahead Doc.  Was she stopped at a light or something?
12.16237WAHOO::LEVESQUEinhale to the chiefTue Jul 30 1996 14:102
    Nah, she was at work. Parked right under the light. I'm just glad she
    didn't take my car last night. :^/
12.16238DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Tue Jul 30 1996 14:168
    
    
    	.....  getting a speeding ticket this morning while trying
    		to be a good doo-bee and bringing Shane's lunch to
    		work cuz he forgot it this morning.
    
    	       this has *not* been a good week thus far.
    
12.16239MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Tue Jul 30 1996 14:232
    Well maybe if you'd change your set personal then cops wouldn't look
    down on you!
12.16240SMURF::WALTERSTue Jul 30 1996 14:245
    
    Doing a very stupid thing which is going to cost me many dollars,
    possibly many thousands of dollars.  What's worse is that I'm going to
    get a severe ear bending from the missus, which I will have to take
    without protest and feeble excuses.
12.16241ACISS1::BATTISFuture Chevy Blazer ownerTue Jul 30 1996 14:284
    
    The goodness gods are not smiling on you new englander's this week.
    
    chin up and all that jazz.
12.16242SMURF::WALTERSTue Jul 30 1996 14:412
    My chin's already up as I'm up to my neck in chite. 
    
12.16243ACISS1::BATTISFuture Chevy Blazer ownerTue Jul 30 1996 14:464
    
    sorry to hear that. did you severely short Digital stock????
    
    Hope things work out for you.
12.16244CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsTue Jul 30 1996 14:502
    Colin, just be sure you get the sliding doors on both sides.  Very nice
    feature.  :-)
12.16245SMURF::WALTERSTue Jul 30 1996 14:5510
    Nah, I just screwed up severely on the towing calculations for my van
    and bought a camper that is too heavy to tow, relying on the assurances
    of the company selling it.  Now I either have to dump it at a loss,
    upgrade a vehicle or add a towing package to the current vehicle, which
    will probably only defer the eventual transmission problems.  I've
    already heard the riot act over invalidating the warranty.  
    
    Plus I don't have the payload capacity to add my boardsailing equipment.
    Not the dumbest thing I've ever done, but close.
       
12.16246RUSURE::GOODWINSacred Cows Make the Best HamburgerTue Jul 30 1996 15:0612
    >Nah, she was at work. Parked right under the light. I'm just glad she
    >didn't take my car last night. :^/
    
    And glad she wasn't in it at the time.  I saw some news show not too
    long ago about how they come up to cars at lights and throw a little
    ball bearing at the passenger's side window to shatter it, then reach
    in and grab anything on the front seat.
    
    After living in south Jersey for a couple of years, where car-jacking
    is the new pasttime, my first thought was that it followed me back to
    New England.  Hopefully not yet.
    
12.16247WAHOO::LEVESQUEinhale to the chiefTue Jul 30 1996 15:123
    >And glad she wasn't in it at the time.  
    
     Absolutely.
12.16248BUSY::SLABDon't get even ... get odd!!Tue Jul 30 1996 15:148
    
    	My sister parked her Sundance at the Franklin [MA] T Station
    	and came back to a broken rear side window.
    
    	Nothing missing except the window, and even that wasn't really
    	missing ... they were kind enough to leave it in the back seat
    	in 145 quadrillion pieces.
    
12.16249Yet Another Call For IgnoranceRUSURE::EDPAlways mount a scratch monkey.Tue Jul 30 1996 15:1919
    Re .16228:
    
    > And I'm sick of hearing people discuss various events using the terms
    > the commentators use as if they use those terms every day in normal
    > conversation.  It sounds so affected.

    How do people sound when they discuss various events using the terms
    the commentators use as if they do not use those terms every day in
    normal conversation?
    
    Also, how would you suggest people try out new words and enlarge their
    vocabulary?
    
    
    				-- edp
    
    
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12.16250RUSURE::GOODWINSacred Cows Make the Best HamburgerTue Jul 30 1996 15:231
    Maybe people should only say a new word after someone else says it.
12.16251PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BTue Jul 30 1996 15:3211
 .16228
    
    > And I'm sick of hearing people discuss various events using the terms
    > the commentators use as if they use those terms every day in normal
    > conversation.  It sounds so affected.

	I know precisely what you mean, Deb, and I agree.  It can be
	pretty obnoxious.  You're obviously not calling for ignorance
	here.

12.16252BUSY::SLABDon't get even ... get odd!!Tue Jul 30 1996 15:324
    
    	Yes, and if 2 trains meet at some sort of intersection, neither
    	can move until the other moves 1st.
    
12.16253SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Tue Jul 30 1996 16:135
    ttht:
    
    Got the assignment for our final last night.  Translate the Gettysburg
    address into idiomatic Latin.  Then produce a second translation, with
    the first half in Caesar's style and the second half in Cicero's.
12.16254ACISS1::BATTISFuture Chevy Blazer ownerTue Jul 30 1996 16:372
    
    <---- hey hey I just saw this in topic 11.
12.16255depends on YNSHOHBAHBA::HAASmore madness, less horrorTue Jul 30 1996 16:401
I guess it's idiomatic whether he likse it or hates it.
12.16256Translation shiftDECWIN::RALTOJail to the ChiefTue Jul 30 1996 16:553
    Well, then, it's time to buy a car with idiomatic transmission.
    
    Chris
12.16257I want my money back!~HBAHBA::HAASmore madness, less horrorTue Jul 30 1996 17:2213
So I buy this Personal Seat License (PSL) to get the right to buy
Carolina Panthers' NFL tickets. Wail, most of the sections sold out but
lucky me, not the one I'm in.

So, not wanting to have the games blacked out on TV, the Panthers today
released the unsold PSL seats to the public on a per game basis.

So basically, I'm gonna be paying about 300 bucks a seat while the guy
beside is paying 30. All resale value of my "investment" is gone since
now there are no more seats available at all (of course, these tickets
sold out in about 5 minutes).

TTom
12.16258ACISS1::BATTISFuture Chevy Blazer ownerTue Jul 30 1996 17:294
    
    .16257
    
    eeks! That's terrible, they're not even Super Bowl caliber either.
12.16259CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsTue Jul 30 1996 17:291
    Superbowlacaliberticketripoffishus
12.16260is there a lawyer in the Box?HBAHBA::HAASmore madness, less horrorTue Jul 30 1996 17:310
12.16261CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsTue Jul 30 1996 17:341
    No, but we do have a Jack.
12.16262left holdingHBAHBA::HAASmore madness, less horrorTue Jul 30 1996 17:363
>No, but we do have a Jack.

And I get jack squat :*[
12.16263KERNEL::FREKESExcuse me while I scratch my buttTue Jul 30 1996 17:466
    TTHT:
    
    I am eating a pizza at my desk. And a large lump of pineapple falls on
    my keyboard. And the phone just rang.
    
    Stevo
12.16264BUSY::SLABDuster :== idiot driver magnetTue Jul 30 1996 17:485
    
    	If it's important [s]he'll call back.
    
    	Clean up the pineapple mess 1st.
    
12.16265wrong topicHBAHBA::HAASmore madness, less horrorTue Jul 30 1996 17:484
I'd say it was a good thing that pineapple lump fell off afore you had to
actually eat it.

I have no opinion on the phone just ranging, though...
12.16266MFGFIN::E_WALKERWhere's WaldoTue Jul 30 1996 20:082
         Womens' gymnastics is over, so I came back to work. I'm missing
    all the good track and field events, however. 
12.16267how unfortunateCSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowTue Jul 30 1996 20:459

 That's really a shame.





 Jim
12.16268MFGFIN::E_WALKERFuture Chevy Blazer Car BomberTue Jul 30 1996 21:164
         Everytime you try to make a joke about something in here, someone
    always says "Hey, that's not funny, I was a victem of that". I was hit
    in the head with an axe as a kid, but that doesn't mean I'm offended by
    lumberjack humor. Lighten up, everyone. 
12.1626969 snarf!BIGQ::SILVAquince.ljo.dec.com/www/decplus/Tue Jul 30 1996 21:1910
| <<< Note 12.16268 by MFGFIN::E_WALKER "Future Chevy Blazer Car Bomber" >>>

| Everytime you try to make a joke about something in here, someone always says
| "Hey, that's not funny, I was a victem of that". 

	No one says that.... trust me.

| I was hit in the head with an axe as a kid, 

	That could explain a lot. :-)
12.16270MFGFIN::E_WALKERFuture Chevy Blazer Car BomberTue Jul 30 1996 21:292
         TTHT:: Oh no, I set Silva up! Bad day for me, sorry if my notes
    got out of line. Is there a doctor in the house?
12.16271FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Tue Jul 30 1996 21:335
    
    
    	Nope, just us EMT's.....
    
    
12.16272THEMAX::E_WALKERFuture Chevy Blazer Car BomberTue Jul 30 1996 21:373
         Maybe you can tell me what it means when you have agonizing
    heartburn that lasts for two days. Some difficulty breathing, overall
    weakness and some dizziness. Too much coffee?
12.16273SCASS1::BARBER_Aplease pass the dirtTue Jul 30 1996 21:403
    Do you drink a lot?  That could be your problem.
    
    Just don't go and kill yourself because of it, like Kurt Cobain.
12.16274THEMAX::EPPERSONI saw a chicken with two headsTue Jul 30 1996 21:431
    Please don`t mention drinking. Woke up with a killer tequila h/o today.
12.16275makes you meanSCASS1::BARBER_Aplease pass the dirtTue Jul 30 1996 21:471
    Serves ya right.  Tequila BAD!
12.16276THEMAX::E_WALKERFuture Chevy Blazer Car BomberTue Jul 30 1996 21:503
         I drank nearly a full pot of coffee while watching the games last
    night. Was up to about 7:30 this morning. I have an actual coffee
    hangover - I should have gone with tequila myself. 
12.16277FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Tue Jul 30 1996 21:5010
    
    
    	serious heartburn eh? Sounds like a digestive tract problem. See
    your doctor if it continues.
    
    	I ain't no doc, I just package 'em up and give 'em a ride to the
    hospital. :)
    
    
    jim
12.16278JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeTue Jul 30 1996 21:541
    Ed, you are offensive.
12.16279FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Tue Jul 30 1996 21:557
    
    
    	re: nancy
    
    	just don't stand down wind....
    
    
12.16280JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeTue Jul 30 1996 21:573
    re: Jim Sadin
    
    Awwww so that's the problem. :-)
12.16281THEMAX::E_WALKERFuture Chevy Blazer Car BomberTue Jul 30 1996 21:592
         TTHT:: people who are quicker on the notes than I am. And I can
    type 80+ wpm. 
12.16282FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Tue Jul 30 1996 22:005
    
    
    	Once you get over 100wpm you'll be fine.
    
    
12.16283THEMAX::E_WALKERFuture Chevy Blazer Car BomberTue Jul 30 1996 22:012
         I will train hard. I will devote my life to this purpose. I will
    become one with the keyboard. 
12.16284FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Tue Jul 30 1996 22:177
    
    
    	rise and go forth on your journey....
    
    
    
    
12.16285BUSY::SLABFUBARTue Jul 30 1996 23:115
    
    	Yeah, but which words, Ed?
    
    	If they're all "a" or "i", I can do many more than 80.
    
12.16286TROOA::BUTKOVICHdrink ale.... live lagerWed Jul 31 1996 03:212
    TTHT - Opening the box and having my first unseen note dated June 28th. 
    I may never catch up! =B^(
12.16287Welcome back, I thinkMFGFIN::E_WALKERFuture Chevy Blazer Car BomberWed Jul 31 1996 03:243
         Well, where have you been? Things haven't really changed, except
    that we seem to sink a little lower into the gutter every day. And a
    couple of the famous noters are gone for good. 
12.16288FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Wed Jul 31 1996 11:2210
    
    
    	ttht:
    
    	left my stinkin' PDA (personal digital assistant - a.k.a SHARP
    Zaurus) at home on the kitchen table. It's amazing how much stuff is in
    there. I'll be wandering around lost all day (not that that's any
    different from any other day). ;*)
    
    jim
12.16289RUSURE::EDPAlways mount a scratch monkey.Wed Jul 31 1996 12:0923
    Re .16251:
    
    > 	I know precisely what you mean, Deb, and I agree.  It can be
    >	pretty obnoxious.  You're obviously not calling for ignorance
    >	here.
    
    Perhaps not consciously, but the effect may exist nonetheless.  A
    racist may call a black person pretentious for moving into a white
    neighborhood and may intend this, consciously, to be only a comment
    about a social gaffe.  Yet it is still a racist comment.
    
    Similarly, criticizing people because they choose to try out new words
    has the effect of discouraging people from this behavior -- a behavior
    with the potential of fostering new experience and new knowledge.  It
    is typical of many aspects of society that discourage independent
    thinking or intelligence.
    
    
    				-- edp
    
    
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12.16290SMURF::WALTERSWed Jul 31 1996 12:213
    The old Whorfian hypothesis eh?  Language constrains thought.
    I thought that had been shot to bits by contemporary linguistics.
    But I could be wrong.
12.16291ACISS1::BATTISFuture Chevy Blazer ownerWed Jul 31 1996 12:244
    
    .16287
    
    sorry sammy, I'm still here.
12.16292POWDML::HANGGELIWill Work For LatteWed Jul 31 1996 12:4710
    
    Not that anyone who counts really cares, but my point was not that I
    didn't like people using those words - I'm sure they know exactly what
    those words mean and have used them before - I find it affected when they 
    suddenly throw them into conversations _as if they use them every day_.  
    Twice every four years suddenly everyone is a olympic sports expert and 
    the minute the olympics are over poof, they don't use those words again 
    for four more years.
    
    
12.16293a matter of debate, actuallyGAAS::BRAUCHERWelcome to ParadiseWed Jul 31 1996 13:197
    
      No, the Whorfian hypothesis that "Language constrains thought"
     is alive and well.  It has been ably challenged, but also ably
     defended.  The question is not yet definitively answered.
    
      hth  bb
    
12.16294RUSURE::EDPAlways mount a scratch monkey.Wed Jul 31 1996 13:2024
    Re .16292:
    
    > Not that anyone who counts really cares, . . .
    
    Up yours.
    
    > . . . my point was not that I other didn't like people using those
    > words . . .
    
    Nobody said it was.  But then I wouldn't expect you to accurately
    report such.
    
    > I find it affected when they  suddenly throw them into conversations
    > _as if they use them every day_.
    
    Well, heaven forbid anybody should use words in any way that you don't
    like.
    
    
    				-- edp
    
    
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12.16295GMASEC::KELLYIt's Deja-Vu, All Over AgainWed Jul 31 1996 13:221
    my, my, my.
12.16296BIGQ::SILVAquince.ljo.dec.com/www/decplus/Wed Jul 31 1996 13:237
| <<< Note 12.16283 by THEMAX::E_WALKER "Future Chevy Blazer Car Bomber" >>>

| I will train hard. I will devote my life to this purpose. I will
| become one with the keyboard.

	Ed is hoping they will add typing in the summer olympics so he can
watch the others compete face to face.
12.16297SMURF::WALTERSWed Jul 31 1996 13:254
    .16293
    
    Phew.  It's a relief to discover that "all psychologists" do not
    subscribe to the theory.    
12.16298COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertWed Jul 31 1996 13:2710
Someone has misconfigured www-proxy.zko.dec.com so that it claims that

  Your client either is not allowed to access the requested object through
  this proxy, or the proxy denies requests from your IP address altogether. 

(this new deal of having www-proxy.site.dec.com is a good idea, but the
folks at DAS, which is the designated destination for ZKO, seem to have
a bit of a problem today.)

/john
12.16299ACISS2::LEECHWed Jul 31 1996 13:284
    .16285
    
    If they were all "a" or "i", they wouldn't be words.  80 letters per
    minute is pretty easy.   8^)
12.16300ACISS2::LEECHWed Jul 31 1996 13:289
    
			  (__)
                          (00)
                   /-------\/ 
                  / |     || \ 
                 *  ||W---|| Snarf. 
                    ~~    ~~  

    
12.16301ACISS1::BATTISFuture Chevy Blazer ownerWed Jul 31 1996 13:365
    
    .16294
    
    me thinks you should delete that note soon. you may wind up in
    personnel. nnttm
12.16302GMASEC::KELLYIt's Deja-Vu, All Over AgainWed Jul 31 1996 13:433
    ah, well, mark, it may be a problem if debra were that sort, but
    she is a rational adult and no doubt such a commentary means very
    little to her, other than the provision of a good chuckle.
12.16303ACISS1::BATTISFuture Chevy Blazer ownerWed Jul 31 1996 13:445
    
    .16302
    
    true, true 'tine. It just seems whenever edp gets insulted, he has the
    mods delete the offending note. turnabout is fair play, eh?
12.16304GMASEC::KELLYIt's Deja-Vu, All Over AgainWed Jul 31 1996 13:451
    for most of us, mark, for most of us.
12.16305BIGQ::SILVAquince.ljo.dec.com/www/decplus/Wed Jul 31 1996 13:506
| <<< Note 12.16301 by ACISS1::BATTIS "Future Chevy Blazer owner" >>>


| me thinks you should delete that note soon. you may wind up in personnel. 

	This is a bad thing?
12.16306One of many solutions...ALPHAZ::HARNEYJohn A HarneyWed Jul 31 1996 13:535
re: .16303 (Battis)

Perhaps people should learn to write without including insults?

\john
12.16307FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Wed Jul 31 1996 13:547
    
    
    re -1
    
    	...and what fun would that be?
    
    
12.16308BIGQ::SILVAquince.ljo.dec.com/www/decplus/Wed Jul 31 1996 13:571
shut up Jim! hmmm... you're right... what fun WOULD it be??? :-)
12.16309SCASS1::BARBER_Aplease pass the dirtWed Jul 31 1996 14:025
    Re: all this
    
    I still don't grasp the concept of slinging insults at people you've
    never met over issues you'd be bored to tears with if the conversations
    were verbal.
12.16310blech !GAAS::BRAUCHERWelcome to ParadiseWed Jul 31 1996 14:055
    
      Take it to ::FRIENDS.  This is the 'Box.
    
      nnttm, bb
    
12.16311SCASS1::BARBER_Aplease pass the dirtWed Jul 31 1996 14:1911
    Naw, that's too touchy-feely.  
    
    I have comfort in knowing that I can have a conversation without
    name-calling, mud-slinging, threats and other meaningless 3rd grade
    behavior.  Call me wacko but I think this is called being a rational
    adult.  If I were debating something with a friend, I know that
    becoming surly and childish wouldn't help to convey my position
    whatsoever.  I would try to show respect and thereby gain respect with
    my friend.  Besides, the "This is the 'box, get over it" argument is
    getting crusty.  Insulting comments are against the rules.  I say play
    by the rules or don't play at all.
12.16312feel better?HBAHBA::HAASmore madness, less horrorWed Jul 31 1996 14:203
>Call me wacko

OK, you're a wacko.
12.16313I feel great, thanks!SCASS1::BARBER_Aplease pass the dirtWed Jul 31 1996 14:251
    But I already knew that...
12.16314BUSY::SLABGTI 16V - dust thy neighbor!!Wed Jul 31 1996 14:258
    
    	RE: .16299
    
    	Steve, you're telling me that "a" and "i" aren't words?  I'll
    	concede that the "i" would actually have to be "I" to be a
    	word, though ... but turning on the caps lock would eliminate
    	any extra keystrokes to make an "i" into an "I".
    
12.16315SCASS1::BARBER_Aplease pass the dirtWed Jul 31 1996 14:271
    In wpm, a word is any 5 letters.  nnttm.  
12.16316SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Wed Jul 31 1996 14:348
    .16288
    
    > eft my stinkin' PDA (personal digital assistant...
    
    I dread the day I forget to bring my laptop.  Phone numbers, daily
    schedules, fax, I'd be helpless without the thing.
    
    This, I might add, is scary.
12.16317SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Wed Jul 31 1996 14:374
    .16294
    
    And here I've been going along all this time thinking men didn't have
    estrus.  Silly me.
12.16318NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Jul 31 1996 14:401
My laptop disappears when I stand up.
12.16319DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Wed Jul 31 1996 14:485
    
    	re:   /john
    
    	I had the same problem yesterday.  Phooey.
    
12.16320RUSURE::GOODWINSacred Cows Make the Best HamburgerWed Jul 31 1996 14:594
    >...end up in personnel
    
    It finally filtered through that you didn't mean as an employee of the
    personnel department    :-)
12.16321DebPENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Jul 31 1996 15:1710

	Father, how did you learn to speak so eloquently?

	Well, son, it all started with the 1996 Summer Olympics.
	I was unsure of myself until then.  Shy, retiring almost, because 
	of my sorely-lacking verbal skills.  But then I began working
	some of those terms the sports commentators use into conversations
	at work.  A couple of "over-rotated"s here, a "stuck the landing"
	there, and well, after that there was no stopping me.
12.16322GMASEC::KELLYIt's Deja-Vu, All Over AgainWed Jul 31 1996 15:222
    {teehee}
    
12.16323WAHOO::LEVESQUEinhale to the chiefWed Jul 31 1996 15:265
    >A couple of "over-rotated"s here, a "stuck the landing"
    >there, and well, after that there was no stopping me.
    
    Mz Deb- are you hearing people work these kinds of terms into everyday
    conversations illegitimately?
12.16324ACISS1::BATTISFuture Chevy Blazer ownerWed Jul 31 1996 15:293
    
    I believe mz_debra has gone into hiding over edp's thrashing. course,
    I could just be mistaken.
12.16325LANDO::OLIVER_Bit's about summer!Wed Jul 31 1996 15:311
    thrashing?  more like a first-grader throwing sand.
12.16326GMASEC::KELLYIt's Deja-Vu, All Over AgainWed Jul 31 1996 15:314
    Oh puleeze.  she's out learning how to be a cost center manager, will
    be back by noon.
    
    hth
12.16327ACISS1::BATTISFuture Chevy Blazer ownerWed Jul 31 1996 15:355
    
    .16326
    
    sorry my sarcasm meter must be out of whack. i meant it to be a
    sarcastic comment. hth
12.16328LANDO::OLIVER_Bit's about summer!Wed Jul 31 1996 15:381
    then _my_ sarcasm metre is out of wack.
12.16330BUSY::SLABGot into a war with reality ...Wed Jul 31 1996 17:146
    
    	Battis, would you mind passing the popcorn down to this end of
    	the aisle?
    
    	Thanks.
    
12.16331RUSURE::EDPAlways mount a scratch monkey.Wed Jul 31 1996 17:1616
    Re .16321:
    
    Where do you think people pick up their vocabularies if not a word at a
    time from whatever place they come?  Do you think most people just read
    dictionaries to expand their vocabularies?
    
    What it comes down to is you are insulting and making fun of people who
    are doing you absolutely no harm at all and are just trying to make an
    improvement, however slight, in themselves.  Such an attack is vile.
    
    
    				-- edp
    
    
Public key fingerprint:  8e ad 63 61 ba 0c 26 86  32 0a 7d 28 db e7 6f 75
To find PGP, read note 2688.4 in Humane::IBMPC_Shareware.
12.16332GMASEC::KELLYIt's Deja-Vu, All Over AgainWed Jul 31 1996 17:171
    {yawn}
12.16333RUSURE::GOODWINSacred Cows Make the Best HamburgerWed Jul 31 1996 17:193
    > Where do you think people pick up their vocabularies
    
    TV, especially Beavis and Butthead   :-)
12.1633442333::LESLIEAndy Leslie | DTN 847 6586Wed Jul 31 1996 17:207
    heh heh
    heh heh heh heh
    heh heh heh heh heh heh
    heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh
    heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh
    heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh
    
12.16335ACISS1::BATTISFuture Chevy Blazer ownerWed Jul 31 1996 17:225
    
    Is edp on some new mission from god to insult all attempts at
    conversation and or personal opinion???
    
    I know, I know, what do I know anyway.
12.16336PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Jul 31 1996 17:2315
>      <<< Note 12.16329 by RUSURE::EDP "Always mount a scratch monkey." >>>
    
>    Do you think most people just read
>    dictionaries to expand their vocabularies?

	Why yes, don't they?  I'll be very disillusioned if you tell
	me otherwise, Mr. Postpischil.

	I seriously doubt that the people Mz_Deb works with are in
	need of building up their vocabularies, particularly with terms
	used during Olympic competition (only to forget all about them
	for the next four years).  

	This is too funny, it really is. ;>
	
12.16337What happened to a certain person's wisdom?PERFOM::LICEA_KANEwhen it's comin' from the leftWed Jul 31 1996 17:355
|   This is too funny, it really is. ;>
    
    It is too funny, but it isn't worth it, it really isn't.
    
    								-mr. bill
12.16338bored, i guessPENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Jul 31 1996 17:394
>  <<< Note 12.16337 by PERFOM::LICEA_KANE "when it's comin' from the left" >>>
>                -< What happened to a certain person's wisdom? >-

	Can't I _ever_ play?  {pout}
12.16339Were you ever a Hill Street Blues fan?PERFOM::LICEA_KANEwhen it's comin' from the leftWed Jul 31 1996 17:565
|	Can't I _ever_ play?  {pout}
    
    YWMV.
    
    								-mr. bill
12.16340PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Jul 31 1996 18:156
>  <<< Note 12.16339 by PERFOM::LICEA_KANE "when it's comin' from the left" >>>
>                  -< Were you ever a Hill Street Blues fan? >-

	Uh-oh.  You've done a "set mode/enigmatic", haven't you.
	Are you going to tell me to be careful out there?

12.16341BUSY::SLABGrandchildren of the DamnedWed Jul 31 1996 18:1659
    	I sent this to Scott Adams:
    
    
	Scott, this is a bad sign, and I hate to admit it, but says
	a great deal about the overall intelligence [or lack thereof]
	of Boston Globe readers.

	I considered voting another 3515 times to try and put us a-
	head, but then I remembered that I am seriously outnumbered,
	and by the time I finished we'd be behind by a couple K or so
	again.

	Hopefully the readers of newspapers local to YOUR area have
	more sense than this.

							Shawn L.

	P.S.  However, I guess The Globe should get at least 1 brownie
	      point for carrying your strip, and at least 1 more for
	      providing a "Dilbert" link on their web page.

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 Selection              Votes Percent

 Fox Trot                4311   51.6%
 The Amazing Spider Man  1301   15.6%
 Dilbert                  797    9.5%
 Doonesbury               229    2.7%
 Mallard Fillmore         203    2.4%
 For Better or For
 Worse                    197    2.4%
 Robotman                 194    2.3%
 Rose is Rose             164    2.0%
 Mother Goose and Grimm   158    1.9%
 Garfield                 121    1.4%
 Shoe                     107    1.3%
 Sylvia                    92    1.1%
 Zippy                     67    0.8%
 Non Sequitur              61    0.7%
 Adam                      61    0.7%
 Arlo and Janis            59    0.7%
 Thatch                    42    0.5%
 Mister Boffo              33    0.4%
 Close to Home             30    0.4%
 Over the Hedge            28    0.3%
 Kudzu                     27    0.3%
 Curtis                    23    0.3%
 Ick                       22    0.3%
 Pluggers                  22    0.3%

12.16342Fox Trot?HBAHBA::HAASmore madness, less horrorWed Jul 31 1996 18:233
> Non Sequitur              61    0.7%

I don't follow the Globe but what does this have to do with anything...
12.16343NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Jul 31 1996 18:401
It's a comic strip.
12.16344CNTROL::JENNISONIt's all about soulWed Jul 31 1996 18:4311
    
    	TTHT:
    
    	dizzy spells
    	nausea
    
    	and before anyone suggests it,
    
    	I'm not!
    
    
12.16345WAHOO::LEVESQUEinhale to the chiefWed Jul 31 1996 18:452
     Next thing you'll tell us that your breasts are sore (but by then
    you'll be wondering yourself.)
12.16346RE: .16343BUSY::SLABGrandchildren of the DamnedWed Jul 31 1996 18:5316
12.16347SMURF::WALTERSWed Jul 31 1996 18:573
    .16344
    
    Oh, that's sticker shock.  I have it right now.
12.16348Sense of balance is off?DECLNE::REESEMy REALITY check bouncedWed Jul 31 1996 19:134
    Dizzy spells, nausea could also indicate an inner ear infection
    resulting in vertigo.
    
    
12.16349no nausea, yetHBAHBA::HAASmore madness, less horrorWed Jul 31 1996 19:161
I often find my self dizzy and wondering vertigo
12.16350PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Jul 31 1996 19:204
>I often find my self dizzy and wondering vertigo

	i could always give you a tip.

12.16351kinda kindHBAHBA::HAASmore madness, less horrorWed Jul 31 1996 19:203
> i could always give you a tip.

As in help me out or knock me over?
12.16352yesPENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Jul 31 1996 19:213
>As in help me out or knock me over?

12.16353gets my goatPENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Jul 31 1996 20:254
    can't seem to get excellent chevre anywhere except
    in Concord, MA.  what's the deal?

12.16354SMURF::WALTERSWed Jul 31 1996 20:281
    The cat's eaten it.
12.16355ACISS1::BATTISFuture Chevy Blazer ownerWed Jul 31 1996 20:282
    
    um, what is chevre??? A type of fish or cheese?
12.16356FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Wed Jul 31 1996 20:295
    
    
    	it's short for chevrolet...
    
    
12.16357PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Jul 31 1996 20:4010
  .16354  ;>  


  .16355 
    
    >um, what is chevre??? A type of fish or cheese?

	thatiscorrectsir.

12.16358Am I really that enigmatic?PERFOM::LICEA_KANEwhen it's comin' from the leftWed Jul 31 1996 20:566
|	Uh-oh.  You've done a "set mode/enigmatic", haven't you.
|	Are you going to tell me to be careful out there?
    
    I don't have to.
    
    								-mr. bill
12.16359PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Jul 31 1996 21:017
>  <<< Note 12.16358 by PERFOM::LICEA_KANE "when it's comin' from the left" >>>
>                        -< Am I really that enigmatic? >-


	<trying to decide whether or not that was a
	 rhetorical question>

12.16360PERFOM::LICEA_KANEwhen it's comin' from the leftWed Jul 31 1996 21:097
    
|    <trying to decide whether or not that was a
|     rhetorical question>
    
    No need to.
    
    								-mr. bill
12.16361SMURF::WALTERSWed Jul 31 1996 21:101
    And here am I thinking that "The Glass Bead Game" is tough going.
12.16362PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Jul 31 1996 21:172
    <---  he hesse waya makin' me laugh. 
12.16363MFGFIN::E_WALKERFuture Chevy Blazer Car BomberWed Jul 31 1996 21:422
         TTHT:: Heart seizures!!! Luckily, painkillers work pretty well,
    but I still can't eat. Another lousy day. 
12.16364FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Wed Jul 31 1996 22:507
    
    
    	heart seizures? excuse me whilst I retrieve the defibrillator...
    
    CLEAR! <zzzzzap!>
    
    
12.16365CADSYS::FENNELLNothing is planned by the sea and the sandWed Jul 31 1996 22:581
Didn't work, try it on his ears
12.16366SCASS1::BARBER_Aplease pass the dirtThu Aug 01 1996 00:241
    TTHT:  Main squeeze is busy tonight.
12.16367FABSIX::P_OHALLORANspace for rentThu Aug 01 1996 01:1110
    
    
    re: 
    <<< Note 12.16366 by SCASS1::BARBER_A "please pass the dirt" >>>
    
    TTHT:  Main squeeze is busy tonight.
    
    & people wonder why I can't wait to get off nights  :^)
    
    
12.16368POWDML::HANGGELIWill Work For LatteThu Aug 01 1996 02:163
    
    What about your New Hampshir squeeze?
    
12.16369MFGFIN::E_WALKERFuture Chevy Blazer Car BomberThu Aug 01 1996 02:282
         It's past my main squeeze's bedtime. But the sound of my truck
    crashing across her parents' lawn usually wakes her up.
12.16370fess upTHEMAX::SMITH_SThu Aug 01 1996 02:533
    Who is that Ed? You do a great job of keeping her a secret. Is she
    inflatable? There's no shame there.
    -ss
12.16371THEMAX::E_WALKERFuture Chevy Blazer Car BomberThu Aug 01 1996 03:053
         She's supposed to be a secret because of a restraining order. If I
    ever get lonely, there's no need to get desperate as long as your
    girlfriend is in town. 
12.16372ACISS1::BATTISFuture Chevy Blazer ownerThu Aug 01 1996 12:302
    
    um, 'pril your chicago squeeze is free this evening.
12.16373WAHOO::LEVESQUEinhale to the chiefThu Aug 01 1996 12:311
    I'm sure she is absolutely overcome with joy.
12.16374ACISS1::BATTISFuture Chevy Blazer ownerThu Aug 01 1996 12:492
    
    <--- hey, what can I say?
12.16375SMURF::WALTERSThu Aug 01 1996 12:521
    We all know that Mark likes a deep dish.
12.16376RUSURE::EDPAlways mount a scratch monkey.Thu Aug 01 1996 13:0115
    Re .16336:
    
    > 	I seriously doubt that the people Mz_Deb works with are in
    >	need of building up their vocabularies, . . .
    
    It doesn't even matter, because it's certainly not your place to decide
    and cast judgment on them.  The point is, there's no call to be
    criticizing people merely for their differences from your ideal model.
    
    
    				-- edp
    
    
Public key fingerprint:  8e ad 63 61 ba 0c 26 86  32 0a 7d 28 db e7 6f 75
To find PGP, read note 2688.4 in Humane::IBMPC_Shareware.
12.16377ACISS1::BATTISFuture Chevy Blazer ownerThu Aug 01 1996 13:032
    
    <---- where is that POt and Kettle topic now?
12.16378GMASEC::KELLYIt's Deja-Vu, All Over AgainThu Aug 01 1996 13:045
    So, when is it ok to criticize people?  When they disagree with
    your view on life?  Exactly what do you think YOU are doing?
    BTW-big difference between finding something annoying or irritating
    and criticizing a person for said behaviour, but you already knew
    that.
12.16379CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowThu Aug 01 1996 13:058

 topic #35




 hth, nnttm, ymmv,whdh,abcdefghiklmnopqrstuvwxyz
12.16380RUSURE::EDPAlways mount a scratch monkey.Thu Aug 01 1996 13:0615
    Re .16377:
    
    Far from here, where it belongs.  I didn't criticize people for merely
    differing from my ideal model -- my criticism was for the criticism
    against harmless people doing their own thing, and it was directed
    against that criticism, and not the authors, until they initiated
    insults.
    
    
    				-- edp
    
    
Public key fingerprint:  8e ad 63 61 ba 0c 26 86  32 0a 7d 28 db e7 6f 75
To find PGP, read note 2688.4 in Humane::IBMPC_Shareware.
            
12.16381ACISS1::BATTISFuture Chevy Blazer ownerThu Aug 01 1996 13:083
    
    eric, I could be wrong here, its happened before. Where did mz_debra
    or di insult anyone? I certainly didn't see it.
12.16382Wise up, people, wise up!PERFOM::LICEA_KANEwhen it's comin' from the leftThu Aug 01 1996 13:104
    
    Where are the "things to hate, people, things to hate" people?
    
    								-mr. bill
12.16383WAHOO::LEVESQUEinhale to the chiefThu Aug 01 1996 13:133
    >Wise up, people, wise up!
    
     That's an insult! MOOOOOOOODDDDDDDSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!
12.16384ACISS1::BATTISFuture Chevy Blazer ownerThu Aug 01 1996 13:133
    
    well -mr. bill, I don't hate anything or anyone today. sorry to intrude
    on your space.
12.16385...just cause you can, doesn't mean you should.PERFOM::LICEA_KANEwhen it's comin' from the leftThu Aug 01 1996 13:144
    
    It's not my space, you are more than free to intrude, but...
    
    								-mr. bill
12.16386RUSURE::EDPAlways mount a scratch monkey.Thu Aug 01 1996 13:1616
    Re .16381:
    
    > Where did mz_debra or di insult anyone?
    
    The first seven words of .16292.  Compare that ad hominem attack to my
    entries.  For example, in .16249 I simply question how Deb Hanggeli
    would have people sound instead or how they should try out new words.
    In .16289, I explain how criticism can have a suppressive effect.
    Then Deb Hanggeli initiated a personal attack in .16292.
    
    
    				-- edp
    
    
Public key fingerprint:  8e ad 63 61 ba 0c 26 86  32 0a 7d 28 db e7 6f 75
To find PGP, read note 2688.4 in Humane::IBMPC_Shareware.
12.16387WAHOO::LEVESQUEinhale to the chiefThu Aug 01 1996 13:182
    I note that edp makes no reference to his notes which were deleted for
    personal insults. Telling half the story is misleading and inaccurate.
12.16388RUSURE::GOODWINSacred Cows Make the Best HamburgerThu Aug 01 1996 13:193
    "Your mother wears army shoes!"
    
    I never know whether that's an insult or not...
12.16389CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowThu Aug 01 1996 13:213

 <air of anticipation in the crowd>
12.16390SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerThu Aug 01 1996 13:224
    re: .16388
    
    Not if she's in the mosh pit......
    
12.16391GMASEC::KELLYIt's Deja-Vu, All Over AgainThu Aug 01 1996 13:228
    You simply question, but this reader considers your title
    'Yet Another Call for Ignorance' to be more condescending
    and insulting than those seven little words that bother you
    so.  In other words, while 'simply asking', you are already
    making a judgement upon the noter and ascribing harmful intent
    to her mere expression of exasperation.  At least, that is how
    it seems.  Don't forget earlier expressions of 'clueless' from
    you and you may see how other readers may agree with the above.
12.16392POWDML::HANGGELIWill Work For LatteThu Aug 01 1996 13:233
    
    Excuse me, edp, but you may cease to address me, for I do not know you.
                                                   
12.16393RUSURE::EDPAlways mount a scratch monkey.Thu Aug 01 1996 13:2414
    Re .16387:
    
    Speaking of telling half the story being misleading and inaccurate, why
    don't you tell the half of the story which is that NONE of my notes in
    this thread have been deleted for any reason?  There is nothing the
    least bit misleading in stating that Deb Hanggeli initiated insult in
    .16292.
    
    
    				-- edp
    
    
Public key fingerprint:  8e ad 63 61 ba 0c 26 86  32 0a 7d 28 db e7 6f 75
To find PGP, read note 2688.4 in Humane::IBMPC_Shareware.
12.16394WAHOO::LEVESQUEinhale to the chiefThu Aug 01 1996 13:274
    This string does not occur in a vaccum, Eric. That you insulted her in
    other strings is immaterial; the fact is that your insults were direct
    enough and recognizable enough that they provoked moderator action. Her
    "insults" were not. That you can't let go of this is truly a TTHT.
12.16395RUSURE::EDPAlways mount a scratch monkey.Thu Aug 01 1996 13:2818
    Re .16391:
    
    > . . . judgement upon the noter . . .
    
    The title mentions nothing about the noter.  It is a judgment on the
    call, not on the caller.
    
    > Don't forget earlier expressions of 'clueless' from you . . .
    
    Again, it was another noter who initiated insult, to wit, Diane
    Desmaisons.
    
    
    				-- edp
    
    
Public key fingerprint:  8e ad 63 61 ba 0c 26 86  32 0a 7d 28 db e7 6f 75
To find PGP, read note 2688.4 in Humane::IBMPC_Shareware.
12.16396WAHOO::LEVESQUEinhale to the chiefThu Aug 01 1996 13:292
    Time to break into song. I suggest Helen Reddy's "You and Me Against
    the World".
12.16397SCASS1::BARBER_Aplease pass the dirtThu Aug 01 1996 13:301
    .16372 I'll keep that in mind.  8)
12.16398RUSURE::EDPAlways mount a scratch monkey.Thu Aug 01 1996 13:3419
    Re .16394:
    
    > This string does not occur in a vaccum, Eric.
    
    If so, why not tell other people the rest of the story?  YOU told HALF
    the story.  You were misleading and inaccurate.
    
    > That you can't let go of this is truly a TTHT.
    
    Now where's the pot and kettle?  How can you seriously complain about
    somebody not letting go when you are typing your own entry into the
    same topic?  
    
    
    				-- edp
    
    
Public key fingerprint:  8e ad 63 61 ba 0c 26 86  32 0a 7d 28 db e7 6f 75
To find PGP, read note 2688.4 in Humane::IBMPC_Shareware.
12.16399WAHOO::LEVESQUEinhale to the chiefThu Aug 01 1996 13:353
    >Now where's the pot and kettle?
    
     In the mirror. /hth
12.16400RUSURE::EDPAlways mount a scratch monkey.Thu Aug 01 1996 13:3711
    Re .16392:
    
    If you do not want your writings commented upon, feel free not to place
    them in an open conference.
    
    
    				-- edp
    
    
Public key fingerprint:  8e ad 63 61 ba 0c 26 86  32 0a 7d 28 db e7 6f 75
To find PGP, read note 2688.4 in Humane::IBMPC_Shareware.
12.16401your cause is hopelessGAAS::BRAUCHERWelcome to ParadiseThu Aug 01 1996 13:3824
    
      It is useful to understand that "innocence" is a perception of
     others, utterly meaningless if spoken of the self, as in "I am
     innocent !!".  Thay's what they all say.  Surprisingly, they all
     believe it, too.  Not that it matters.  
    
      Robinson Crusoe was by definition innocent, no matter
     what he did, since there were no others to judge.  In our justice
     system, innocence is always determined by a third party.  We have
     a presumption of innocence, a priori.  But it is your fellows who
     decide when that presumption is to be discarded.  If they say OJ
     is innocent, he is, whether he slashed the people with a knife or
     not.
    
      What is an insult is subjective.  The moderators ARE the third
     party, of Napoleonic powers.  Edp's note was insulting by 'Box
     definition, because the Boneys say it was.  If this forum were a
     democracy, the rest of us would vote as to whether edp had used
     an insult.  But it still would be out of edp's hands to decide.
    
      The proper course, edp, is to grovel.
    
      bb
    
12.16402SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerThu Aug 01 1996 13:435
    re: .16401
    
    Robinson Crusoe was also the only person who got everything
    done by Friday :-)
    
12.16403PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BThu Aug 01 1996 13:4811
>      <<< Note 12.16395 by RUSURE::EDP "Always mount a scratch monkey." >>>
    
>    Again, it was another noter who initiated insult, to wit, Diane
>    Desmaisons.

	It's DesMaisons.  I initiated insult?  By asking
	who would know better than you how women behave? 
	Are you insulted by having it pointed out that you're a
	man (and would therefore be less likely to know how women
	handle estrus)?  I thought it most ironic, that's all.
	I'm sorry if you took it another way, Mr. Postpischil.
12.16404SCASS1::BARBER_Aplease pass the dirtThu Aug 01 1996 13:548
    TTHT: Having to retrieve my kitty from the neighbor's roof this morning
    and being late to work because of it.  
    
    It was very frustrating.  He was scared of falling of course, so I
    yanked on his collar and it slipped off his head.  I had to wait a few
    minutes before he'd come around again so I could grab his front paw and 
    jerk really hard to get him down.  All this was accomplished standing
    on my neighbor's bumper with one foot against the wall of his house.  
12.16405PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BThu Aug 01 1996 13:5512
>          <<< Note 12.16401 by GAAS::BRAUCHER "Welcome to Paradise" >>>

>  Edp's note was insulting by 'Box
>  definition, because the Boneys say it was.

	Billbob dear, most of the time, if someone was insulted enough
	to write to the mods and ask that the "insult" be deleted, we
	comply.  I have deleted numerous notes "for insult" that I was
	not happy about deleting and that I felt 99% of 'boxers would
	not have batted an eyelash about.  It's in the policy and there
	are those who like to take advantage of that.

12.16406CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsThu Aug 01 1996 14:001
    Wow!  The only station I seem to be able to get recently is WGAS.  
12.16407ACISS1::BATTISFuture Chevy Blazer ownerThu Aug 01 1996 14:092
    
    Brian, you need to recalibrate your radio. nnttm, kfc, ipa. etc...
12.16408strange, if trueGAAS::BRAUCHERWelcome to ParadiseThu Aug 01 1996 14:2114
    
       Lady Di - you mean, in Digital policy 6.54, not in 'Box Note #1,
     right ?  In 'Box Note #1, the moderators assert wide discretionary
     powers, and a definition is given, as a guideline for them to follow.
     I can find no statement that the definition of "insulting" someone
     is defined as whatever that someone says it is.  The definition
     given of "harassment" implies that the moderator decides.
    
       I guess I'm asking this.  Suppose edp insisted that my replies
     to him were insulting to him, no matter what they contain, or what
     you or anybody thinks of the matter.  Then, are you asserting that
     you are bound, as a moderator, to delete my replies automatically ?
    
       bb 
12.16409SMURF::WALTERSThu Aug 01 1996 14:289
    .16392
    
    W.S. Gilbert, The Bab Ballads  "Etiquette".
    
    In which two castaways on a desert island cannot speak to each other,
    because they had not been introduced.   An odd coincidence, given the
    reference to Crusoe. 
    
    I thought you'd like that bit of trivia, being a Gilbert fan.
12.16410PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BThu Aug 01 1996 14:4411
	  No, Herr Braucher, I'm not asserting that we're bound to
	  delete replies automatically.  I'm saying that, as far
	  as I understand things (and I should be speaking only
	  for myself here, come to think of it) - I am not at liberty
	  to decide what is and is not an insult based solely upon my
	  own definition of it.  If it were up to me, no notes would
	  be deleted for insult.  The mods _do_ exercise some judgment,
	  but you're painting this portrait of us which I consider
	  inaccurate.

12.16411BIGQ::SILVAquince.ljo.dec.com/www/decplus/Thu Aug 01 1996 15:033

	You go woman!
12.16412RUSURE::EDPAlways mount a scratch monkey.Thu Aug 01 1996 15:0520
    Re .16405:
    
    > . . .  if someone was insulted enough to write to the mods and ask
    > that the "insult" be deleted, we comply.
    
    That is certainly admirable.  Unfortunately, it contrasts with .16394,
    in which another "moderator" expresses a threshold to "provoke"
    moderator action.  That a policy is subjective in any way leaves it
    prone to misunderstanding and hence distrust, but it is imperative that
    you recognize how different "levels" of standard are GUARANTEED to
    cause contention as the rules are in effect random, dependent upon
    whichever standard is first applied.  Moderators have never properly
    addressed this issue; they need to impose rules upon themselves.
    
    
    				-- edp
    
    
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12.16413PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BThu Aug 01 1996 15:115
>      <<< Note 12.16412 by RUSURE::EDP "Always mount a scratch monkey." >>>

    Mr. Postpischil, moderating is, by definition, keeping within
    bounds or measure.  It is therefore given to a certain degree
    of subjectivity.  This isn't a court of law.
12.16414POLAR::RICHARDSONPerpetual GlennThu Aug 01 1996 15:131
    Look, he can give it but he just can't take it. Who cares?
12.16415CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowThu Aug 01 1996 15:283

 <tense silence from audience>
12.16416SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Thu Aug 01 1996 15:383
    ttht.
    
    edp's impression of the noting style of a bull terrier
12.16417WAHOO::LEVESQUEinhale to the chiefThu Aug 01 1996 15:4230
    >> . . .  if someone was insulted enough to write to the mods and ask
    >> that the "insult" be deleted, we comply.
    
    >That is certainly admirable.  Unfortunately, it contrasts with .16394,
    >in which another "moderator" expresses a threshold to "provoke"
    >moderator action.  
    
     Yet another incident in which Eric selectively quotes the part of the
    story which is most favorable to his position. Diane said "most of the
    time" in the portion you elected not to quote, a phrase which
    significantly alters the meaning of the quoted passage. Context is like
    that. 
    
     As moderators, we are on occasion asked to adjudicate disputes
    between various box participants whose behavoir and maturity levels
    often vary widely. While a "one size fits all" policy is easily
    implemented for certain rules, like recognizable obscenity, it is not
    so easily implemented in more subjective areas like what constitutes an
    insult. Were all participants reasonable and mature there would be no
    need to worry about abusive use of the rules. Alas, that is not the
    case. We have participants who insult others, yet insist that any
    replies they find insulting be deleted. In the cases where such insults
    can be recognized as being reasonably construed as insults and directed 
    towards them, we delete them per policy. When people claim to see
    insults where we find none, especially when said purported insults are
    not directed to anyone in particular, their requests for deletion are
    denied. We try to apply this as consistently as is humanly possible, so
    even though there are many insults that are marginal, we delete them
    upon complaint. It's only when a request is not reasonably sustainable
    that we elect to deny the request.
12.16418ACISS1::BATTISFuture Chevy Blazer ownerThu Aug 01 1996 15:549
    
    I'm never insulted by any comments that are directed at me personally.
    oh, with one small exception, vending machines. I take it personally
    when people insult my choice of fine dining. other than that, have it
    it.
    
    your box buddy
    
    Mark
12.16419so I've been toldHBAHBA::HAASmore madness, less horrorThu Aug 01 1996 15:591
Often I'm insulted and don't know it.
12.16420SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Thu Aug 01 1996 16:041
    Insults are like gifts.  They only work if accepted.
12.16421what they sayHBAHBA::HAASmore madness, less horrorThu Aug 01 1996 16:041
Sometimes it's better to give than receive...
12.16422POLAR::RICHARDSONPerpetual GlennThu Aug 01 1996 16:053
    |Sometimes it's better to give than receive...
    
    Mmmmmmm. yes.
12.16423re: -1SALEM::DODASometimes all you get is the truthThu Aug 01 1996 16:111
Are we still talking insults here?
12.16424CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowThu Aug 01 1996 16:1212


 TTHT


 the first paragraph in Mike Barnicle's column in today's Boston Globe.




 Jim
12.16425ACISS1::BATTISFuture Chevy Blazer ownerThu Aug 01 1996 16:162
    
    care to enlighten us non new englanders?
12.16426JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeThu Aug 01 1996 16:2311
    Oh good grief people,  I've been insulted in this forum so many times I
    cannot even count them.  I don't lose sleep over it.  Heck, I rarely
    even remember who insulted me.  Why?  Because its a human world we live
    in, with people so diverse that I expect that conflict is inevitable.
    
    I used to have a sign in my office that I wrote myself it said,
    
    "Opinions are like fingerprints, don't be surprised when mine don't
    match yours!"
    
    
12.16427CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowThu Aug 01 1996 16:234


 No, not particularly..
12.16428CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowThu Aug 01 1996 16:2411


 Barnicle was talking about the explosion on TWA 800, and the suspected
 splitting of the aircraft in 2 pieces, and speculation that passengers in 
 the rear of the plane may have been conscious for 8-10 seconds after the
 explosion.

 

 Jim
12.16429COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertThu Aug 01 1996 16:263
The Mike Barnicle article is in 760.491

/john
12.16430POLAR::RICHARDSONPerpetual GlennThu Aug 01 1996 16:344
    |Are we still talking insults here?
    
    
    um, no.
12.16431RUSURE::EDPAlways mount a scratch monkey.Thu Aug 01 1996 17:1421
    Re .16413:
    
    > . . . moderating is, by definition, keeping within bounds or measure. 
    > It is therefore given to a certain degree of subjectivity. . . .
    
    a) That is a non sequitur.  Nothing about bounds or measure is
    necessarily subjective.  Some things can be measured objectively, some
    things cannot.
    
    b) You ignored the main point.  I commented on subjective policy, but I
    emphasized how DIFFERENT standards are GUARANTEED to cause contention. 
    That contention is not caused by subjectivity but by poor methods of
    moderating.
    
    
    				-- edp
    
    
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12.16432RUSURE::EDPAlways mount a scratch monkey.Thu Aug 01 1996 17:2140
    Re .16417:
    
    > Were all participants reasonable and mature there would be no need to
    > worry about abusive use of the rules.
    
    Were all moderators reasonable and mature, there would be no need to
    worry about abusive use of the rules.  Alas, that is not the case.
    
    Who raised any issue of moderating here?  I did not mention it first. 
    You did.  Now you are not moderating, you are instigating.
    
    > We try to apply this as consistently as is humanly possible, . . .
    
    That is flatly false.  You might claim, without consciously lying, that
    you try to apply it as consistently as is PERSONALLY possible.  But
    humans have developed many means for improving consistency in spite of
    human errors.  For example, I have in other topics on various occasions
    explained how judicial systems work to minimize human error.  Rules of
    evidence limit prejudicial effect.  Selecting juries of more than one
    person reduces the randomness of a single judge and reduces the
    prejudice of a judge who is subject to various authority.  Courts are
    constrained by precedents.  These and other methods improve
    consistency.
    
    Now, nobody is necessarily asking you to go to those lengths, but it is
    just plain false to say that you are being as consistent as humanly
    possible.
    
    > It's only when a request is not reasonably sustainable that we elect
    > to deny the request.
    
    That is also false.  Moderators make many mistakes.  Your first
    improvement should be to stop thinking of yourselves as infallible.
    
    
    				-- edp
    
    
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12.16433POLAR::RICHARDSONPerpetual GlennThu Aug 01 1996 17:231
    It must be terrible to be beaten at one's own game.
12.16434ALPHAZ::HARNEYJohn A HarneyThu Aug 01 1996 17:5613
re: .16433 (Glenn)

It must be terrible, feeling the necessity to kick and kick and kick
someone once they're down.  Yours makes what, the 50th entry or so
saying the same thing?

Edp's correct; we COULD be better moderators.  We DO have people calling
us all sorts of names from their past encounters with us.  We AREN'T
perfect.

Let's get off the "whack edp" thing and talk about things to hate.

\john
12.16435BULEAN::BANKSThu Aug 01 1996 17:563
I had this cat once.  Every time I waved its own tail in front of its face,
it'd grab and bite it, then get upset because its tail hurt.  It never did
learn.
12.16436LANDO::OLIVER_Bit's about summer!Thu Aug 01 1996 18:011
    why would you want to do that?
12.16437just say no to cat tauntingHBAHBA::HAASmore madness, less horrorThu Aug 01 1996 18:047
I have a cat that if'n you tried to do what .16435 suggested, you'd never
escape without donating some of your blood.

In fack, you don't even need to do all that. Just try to grab the tail.
It's more'n enough.

TTom
12.16438BULEAN::BANKSThu Aug 01 1996 18:098
After a while, she'd get to the point to where she'd drape over the back of
a chair.  She'd see her tail underneath the chair back, attack it, scream
in pain.

Sweetest darned cat in the entire world.  Had to put her down last August
due to FeLV.  (http://www.connix.com/~drbanks/streak/streak.html)

I'm just having a few anniversary pangs over that one...
12.16439POWDML::HANGGELIWill Work For LatteThu Aug 01 1996 18:163
    
    What beautiful babies.
    
12.16440POLAR::RICHARDSONPerpetual GlennThu Aug 01 1996 18:2414
    |re: .16433 (Glenn)

    |It must be terrible, feeling the necessity to kick and kick and kick
    |someone once they're down.  Yours makes what, the 50th entry or so
    |saying the same thing?

    So I get to be your punching bag? 

    I put in a couple of short notes and _I_ get singled out.

    I happen to think the moderators are doing just fine. This latest round
    of attacks on them is nothing more than a smoke screen to provide
    sanctuary for a bruised ego.

12.16441NUBOAT::HEBERTCaptain BlighThu Aug 01 1996 18:262
        Get your kicks
        On Route 66...
12.16442kicks just keep gettin harder to findHBAHBA::HAASmore madness, less horrorThu Aug 01 1996 18:270
12.16443NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Aug 01 1996 18:271
Deb, if you think those are babies, you need glasses.  Those are cats.  HTH.
12.16444we are not worthy...GAAS::BRAUCHERWelcome to ParadiseThu Aug 01 1996 18:277
    
      I can see it now - the Bonapartistess in sackcloth and ashes, wailing
     "mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa...".
    
      Naaah, never happen.
    
      bb
12.16445EVMS::MORONEYJFK committed suicide!Thu Aug 01 1996 18:367
re .16438:

I think cats aren't too bright sometimes.  My own cat likes to bite (hard)
to show affection.  I started swatting him (not hard) when he did it to keep
him from biting.  From that he learned he gets hit when he bites. He lays back
his ears right after biting.  He never learned to take it to the next step, if
you don't bite you won't get swatted back. 
12.16446the way of catsHBAHBA::HAASmore madness, less horrorThu Aug 01 1996 18:384
By all accounts, cats do what they wanna, or at least, whatever they can
get away with.

TTom
12.16447LANDO::OLIVER_Bit's about summer!Thu Aug 01 1996 18:402
    Tosca will bite me ever so lightly when she wants
    to be petted.  she's a darlin'.
12.16448WAHOO::LEVESQUEinhale to the chiefThu Aug 01 1996 18:519
>I think cats aren't too bright sometimes.  My own cat likes to bite (hard)
>to show affection.  I started swatting him (not hard) when he did it to keep
>him from biting.  From that he learned he gets hit when he bites. He lays back
>his ears right after biting.  He never learned to take it to the next step, if
>you don't bite you won't get swatted back. 
    
     I tried a different approach. When the cat bit me hard, I'd push my
    hand into his teeth. It hurt me a little, and the cat didn't like it.
    The cat stopped biting hard.
12.16449ACISS1::BATTISFuture Chevy Blazer ownerThu Aug 01 1996 19:043
    
    when in doubt just toss the cat in the microwave, I guarantee it won't
    bite again. nnttm
12.16450BUSY::SLABAudiophiles do it 'til it hertz!Thu Aug 01 1996 19:063
    
    	But I'd suggest tossing it into SOMEONE ELSE'S microwave.
    
12.16451What makes me love these critters, anyway?BULEAN::BANKSThu Aug 01 1996 19:106
.16445:

That's what Streak's replacement, Hank does.  If I swat his nose for biting
me, he just gets afraid to approach me head-on.  Then, he sneaks up behind
to bite.  If I don't swat his nose, then he contentedly chews away, purring
up a storm, and asking for another hand.
12.16452OUTRAGEOUSHANNAH::MODICAJourneyman NoterThu Aug 01 1996 19:1911
    
    Re: 12.16451
    
    BULL!
    
    WE'VE NEVER EVEN MET!
    
    							Hank
    
    
    
12.16453NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Aug 01 1996 19:251
Hank, you've been insulted.  Time to complain to the steamed moderators.
12.16454BUSY::SLABBaroque: when you're out of MonetThu Aug 01 1996 19:286
    
    	It sounds more like Dawn was sexually harassed by Hank.
    
    	Sniffing around her butt ... without provocation.  Oh, the
    	horror!!
    
12.16455DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Thu Aug 01 1996 19:349
    
    
    	Dawn
    
    	I read what you wrote about Streak.  {sniff}
    
    	I imagine I'll be doing something similar when Chloe's
    	kidneys decide they've finally had enough.
    
12.16456BUSY::SLABBaroque: when you're out of MonetThu Aug 01 1996 19:353
    
    	You mean like a colostomy bag?
    
12.16457COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertThu Aug 01 1996 19:586
.1643x et neighbors, the Moderating Mumbling:

Hey!  This here now conference has the best damn Moderators on the whole
EZnet, even if they don't do a very good job.

So there!  Pppplpppjpjpjpjpt
12.16458BULEAN::BANKSThu Aug 01 1996 20:0510
.16455:

Thank you.

Seems like having a personal web page is, well, a bit more self-absorbed
than I want to admit to being.  When Streak died, though, I felt she
deserved one.

I never thought losing a pet would be so tough -- especially one who I'd
known for so little time.
12.16459BUSY::SLABBasket CaseThu Aug 01 1996 20:1712
    
    	My Netscape Atlas browser expired on me this morning, so I
    	loaded 3.0 Beta and changed all the stuff and added all the
    	manual proxies and imported my bookmarks ... and the stupid
    	thing kept giving me some sort of network error every time I
    	selected a bookmark.
    
    	Why, you ask, as I did quite a few times?  I forgot to switch
    	the proxy selector from "no proxies" to "manual configuration".
    
    	Oops.
    
12.16460ACISS1::BATTISFuture Chevy Blazer ownerThu Aug 01 1996 20:282
    
    gee /john, damning with faint praise if ever I've heard.
12.16461MFGFIN::E_WALKERFuture Chevy Blazer Car BomberThu Aug 01 1996 20:513
    TTHT:: Hmmm... seems I just missed a meeting or something. Damn my
    faulty short term memory!
    
12.16462Wish I'd been this "together" last year...SSDEVO::LAMBERTWe ':-)' for the humor impairedThu Aug 01 1996 21:2521
   I'm used to not getting paid a competative salary compared to other soft-
   ware engineers.  After having been at DEC/Digital for 17 years, it's just
   a fact of life.

   I'm used to not getting decent raises, if any at all.

   I'm used to "no training" (except that which I give for free).  I'm used
   to having "little things" that we used to take for granted disappear
   (Christmas turkeys, company outings, release parties, office supplies, etc).

   I've finally gotten to a point in my life that I've got a solid plan, and
   want to go back to school to help attain the goals that plan calls for.

   Digital no longer supports tuition reimbursment for "new" degree programs.
   At least not until the current spending freeze thaws, and based on recent
   memos that will not be until after the next semester starts.

   Timing is everything, eh?

   -- Sam

12.16463MFGFIN::E_WALKERFuture Chevy Blazer Car BomberThu Aug 01 1996 21:523
         And you stayed here for seventeen years?!? After one year here,
    I'm looking forward to resuming my career in the pizza delivery
    business. Don't laugh, either, or I'll screw up your order on purpose. 
12.16464Oh, he worked at ZKOTHEMAX::SMITH_SThu Aug 01 1996 22:017
    I made more (in Nashua) delivering pizzas than I do here.  That's
    not saying much, but I can tell ya that the folks at ZKO use to really
    take care of me.  
    
    BTW, does anyone know of a guy that retired a few years ago, his last
    name is Fisk.  I was real good friends with his son that I've lost
    touch with. Anybody?
12.16465PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BThu Aug 01 1996 23:4712
>          <<< Note 12.16444 by GAAS::BRAUCHER "Welcome to Paradise" >>>

>      I can see it now - the Bonapartistess in sackcloth and ashes, wailing
>     "mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa...".
    
>      Naaah, never happen.

	Since this is apparently directed at me, what exactly is it
	that you think I need to apologize for, Herr Braucher?  How
	have I given you the impression that I'm not capable of
	apologizing?

12.16466MFGFIN::E_WALKERFuture Chevy Blazer Car BomberFri Aug 02 1996 03:352
    TTHT:: With the addition of the Amazing Goat Boy, MFGFIN has become a
    total freakshow. We're a regular three ring circus here. 
12.16467ACISS1::BATTISFuture Chevy Blazer ownerFri Aug 02 1996 12:302
    
    <------ exactly. nice p_name sammy.
12.16468SMURF::WALTERSFri Aug 02 1996 12:402
    My lad broke his collar bone last night.  Poor little bugger's in a
    lot of pain and there's very little we can do about it.
12.16469PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BFri Aug 02 1996 12:462
  .16468  8-<
12.16470WAHOO::LEVESQUEinhale to the chiefFri Aug 02 1996 12:4825
12.16471ACISS1::BATTISFuture Chevy Blazer ownerFri Aug 02 1996 12:597
    
    .16470
    
    gee doc, you're just figuring all this out now?  I keep telling you,
    but you won't listen. Management is our number 1 *core* competency,
    period. sorry to hear about your group getting the shaft, it certainly
    doesn't help morale.
12.16472ACISS1::BATTISFuture Chevy Blazer ownerFri Aug 02 1996 13:032
    
    sorry to hear about your son Colin, hopefully he'll heal quick.
12.16473they're calling it the 'watch my nose grow' speechWAHOO::LEVESQUEinhale to the chiefFri Aug 02 1996 13:106
    >gee doc, you're just figuring all this out now?  I keep telling you,
    >but you won't listen.
    
     Yeah, well we HAD a veep we could trust. Then he left for greener
    pastures. Unfortunately, it looks like he took a lot of the optimism
    with him.
12.16474missed my target, again !!GAAS::BRAUCHERWelcome to ParadiseFri Aug 02 1996 13:1119
    
      re, .16465 - rats, Di.  I just can't get the hang of this
     baiting thing.  I was trying to get a rise out of Harney for
     his "we COULD be better moderators" shtick in .16434.  Instead
     I get your ire...oh well.
    
      Given the policy in 1.*, I see no way for 'Box mods to pull an
     introspective Hamlet routine, "to delete, or not to delete, that
     is the question, etc..."  Very unbecoming, like Richard III in
     his rehearsed refusal of the crown till the third offer.  It's
     like an umpire who calls "OUT !!!  Well, er, actually, I think,
     safe, maybe..."  All you do is infuriate everybody.  Better to
     make instant bad, decisive calls, then stonewall the objections
     with sophistries...
    
      Actually, the job must have its compensations.  Watching edp bluster
     in impotence must given all you Boneys a rush...
    
      bb
12.16475WAHOO::LEVESQUEinhale to the chiefFri Aug 02 1996 13:134
    >Watching edp bluster in impotence must given all you Boneys a rush...
    
     You make it sound like he didn't start doing that until we became
    "Boneys".
12.16476PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BFri Aug 02 1996 13:179
>          <<< Note 12.16474 by GAAS::BRAUCHER "Welcome to Paradise" >>>

>  Instead I get your ire...oh well.

    That wasn't ire.  I just didn't understand why you seemed to
    be attacking me ("Bonapartistess") once again.  Sheer defensiveness
    on my part.  

    Thanks for the explanation.
12.16477Your bait smells.ALPHAZ::HARNEYJohn A HarneyFri Aug 02 1996 14:168
re: .16474 (BB)

So anything more than a kneejerk reaction is "stonewalling."

And look, "infuriate everybody"?  You've fallen in the deep end, bub.  Come
up for air.

\john
12.16478DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Fri Aug 02 1996 16:0112
    
    
    	Doc,
    
    	Shane's in the same organization as you (but currently up
    	at MKO)..... he was told that after the 'discussion' about
    	bonuses came up, a huge number of people walked out of the 
    	meeting...... and that 4 of the mucky-mucks turned in their
    	resignation today.
    
    	Did you hear any of that?
    
12.16479JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeFri Aug 02 1996 16:381
    Whatsa mucky-muck?
12.16480SCASS1::BARBER_Aplease pass the dirtFri Aug 02 1996 16:411
    muckity-muck, higher-ups
12.16481CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowFri Aug 02 1996 16:503

 Big shot, big kahuna
12.16482PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BFri Aug 02 1996 16:543
  aka  muckamuck

12.16483CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowFri Aug 02 1996 17:123

 or as I learned it "mucketymuck"
12.16484DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Fri Aug 02 1996 17:138
    
    
    
    	*WHY* is it that something that is supposed to be a celebration
    	is so {r.o} difficult to plan???!!!  A year ahead of time and
    	I can't find a {r.o} place to have the ceremony and reception
    	without giving up a lot of what we'd like to have done.....
    
12.16485PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BFri Aug 02 1996 17:167
> or as I learned it "mucketymuck"

	yeah, that's the way i learned it too.  i was
	shocked to find out it was really muckamuck.
	shocked, i tell you.

12.1648642333::LESLIEAndy Leslie | DTN 847 6586Fri Aug 02 1996 17:172
    Some bastard stuck a screwdriver through my car door to get in
    yesterday, stole nothing and left me with a 600 quid (aka $1000) bill.
12.16487CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowFri Aug 02 1996 17:1813

  RE muckamuck..



 ..and to think I've been misprouncing it for over 20 years..





 Jim
12.16488.16486PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BFri Aug 02 1996 17:182
   oh, this is so confusing.
12.16489PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BFri Aug 02 1996 17:206
> ..and to think I've been misprouncing it for over 20 years..


	you have?  that's okay, as long as you don't mispronounce it.

12.16490CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowFri Aug 02 1996 17:214


 I caught that, but didn't get around to changing it.
12.16491WAHOO::LEVESQUEinhale to the chiefFri Aug 02 1996 17:295
                                  -< .16486 >-
    
   >oh, this is so confusing.
    
    Yeah, they sure have strange denominations on their bills in the UK.
12.16492WAHOO::LEVESQUEinhale to the chiefFri Aug 02 1996 17:3113
    >	Shane's in the same organization as you (but currently up
    >	at MKO)..... he was told that after the 'discussion' about
    >	bonuses came up, a huge number of people walked out of the 
    >	meeting...... 
    
     So I heard. I had to leave before he "got around" to that part of "the
    incredibly expanding proboscis" speech. It's ok; I knew by 3:05 that he
    wasn't going to be telling us what we wanted to hear.
    
    >and that 4 of the mucky-mucks turned in their
    >	resignation today.
    
     Haven't heard anything about that. Names?
12.16493DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Fri Aug 02 1996 17:478
    
    
    	Dunno the names.  Could be just rumor.  I guess folks
    	were getting really antsy by the time he got to 'success
    	sharing' and someone yelled out 'just give us the gd numbers!'.
    	He said 10% was out, 5% was possible but he wasn't making any
    	promises.  That's what Shane was told anyway........
    
12.16494ACISS1::BATTISFuture Chevy Blazer ownerFri Aug 02 1996 18:084
    
    << Haven't heard anything about that. Names?
    
    Moe, Larry, Curly and Shemp
12.16495POWDML::HANGGELIWill Work For LatteFri Aug 02 1996 18:113
    
    I never really liked Shemp.  I preferred Curly.
    
12.16496CNTROL::JENNISONIt's all about soulFri Aug 02 1996 18:229
    
    	Going back a day or so...
    
    	Mary-Michael, I actually was considering that the dizziness
    	was URI-induced vertigo.
    
    	Either that, or it's the blonde hair.
    
    
12.16497SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerFri Aug 02 1996 18:334
    re: .16496
    
    I see......what did I say? I can't find it and I don't
    remember......... 
12.16498CNTROL::JENNISONIt's all about soulFri Aug 02 1996 19:088
    
    	Nothing.  
    
    	I should have addressed that last reply to Karen Reese. 
    	
    	Sorry!!
    
    
12.16499WMOIS::CONNELLStory does that to us.Fri Aug 02 1996 19:225
    Going into debt up the wazoo.
    
    Bright Blessings,
    
    PJ
12.16500shore winnerHBAHBA::HAASmore madness, less horrorFri Aug 02 1996 19:243
>    Going into debt up the wazoo.

Definitely on the Top 10 things to do to get TFSO...
12.16501WMOIS::CONNELLStory does that to us.Fri Aug 02 1996 19:307
    Yeah, That was my thought. I even made myself physically ill over the
    thought of this. Did it anyway. Sometimes you just gotta. It's like
    popping bubble wrap. You have to.
    
    Bright Blessings,
    
    PJ
12.16502don't tell me. "a red one" :-)WAHOO::LEVESQUEinhale to the chiefFri Aug 02 1996 19:311
    What kind is it?
12.16503ASIC::RANDOLPHTom R. N1OOQFri Aug 02 1996 19:3113
>         <<< Note 12.16470 by WAHOO::LEVESQUE "inhale to the chief" >>>
>     My prediction: 15% headcount reduction by the end of Q2 (in networks.)
>    Don't they realize that the people they lose can't easily be replaced
>    in the current market? Networking is hot, hot, hot right now. Other
>    companies are eager to exploit our talent pool. And Digital's going to
>    annoy people into leaving? Idjits. Then, once the attrition has
>    occurred, they'll be forced to pay a fortune to attract new talent just
>    to try to keep pace. This is a losing proposition.

Several years ago, Digital had a hot new chip and other companies were eager
to exploit our talent pool. Guess what Digital did???

I'm convinced it's a written management practice, somewhere.
12.16504WMOIS::CONNELLStory does that to us.Fri Aug 02 1996 19:398
    A '92 Ford Ranger extended cab. For me, a '92 is a new vehicle, as I
    was driving a '75 New Yorker prior.
    
    Not red, I don't like red. It's a very dark blue.
    
    Bright Blessings,
    
    PJ
12.16505SCASS1::BARBER_AWhere is my real head?Fri Aug 02 1996 19:411
    Hey, what's wrong with red?
12.16506ACISS1::BATTISFuture Chevy Blazer ownerFri Aug 02 1996 19:472
    
    nothing 'pril. It looks good on you.
12.16507WMOIS::CONNELLStory does that to us.Fri Aug 02 1996 19:577
    nothin' 'pril. I just personally do not wish to own a red vehicle. It's
    a non-genetic trait that I inherited from my Mom. She doesn't like red
    vehicles either. At least not to own them.
    
    Bright Blessings,
    
    PJ 
12.16508ACISS1::BATTISFuture Chevy Blazer ownerFri Aug 02 1996 20:032
    
    i suppose you don't like Little Red Riding Hood either.
12.16509BIGQ::SILVAquince.ljo.dec.com/www/decplus/Fri Aug 02 1996 20:147
| <<< Note 12.16508 by ACISS1::BATTIS "Future Chevy Blazer owner" >>>


| i suppose you don't like Little Red Riding Hood either.


	Eddie does.....
12.16510WMOIS::CONNELLStory does that to us.Fri Aug 02 1996 20:1613
    Why yes, I do. I also like going to Grandma's House. (AKA Pickety
    Place. Anyone else been there?) It's really Grandma's House, as it was
    used in a famous version of that story done in the 1800's. The details
    escape me. It's now a restaurant that does wonderful things with herbs.
    They grow there own and have a delightful garden to walk through. There
    is a gift shop and you can look into a bedroom where a beautiful full
    sized wood carving of the Big bad Wolf lies in bed wearing Grannie's
    night clothes and bonnet and glasses. A neat place to visit in Mason,
    NH.
    
    Bright Blessings,
    
    PJ
12.16511SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerFri Aug 02 1996 20:194
    re: .16510
    
    Pickety Place?
    
12.16512BIGQ::SILVAquince.ljo.dec.com/www/decplus/Fri Aug 02 1996 20:223

	if you don't watch your step, you get pricked.
12.16513DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Fri Aug 02 1996 20:247
    
    
    $##*&^)((&*#^$#&^%(&)()P&*%&$^%#^$&%^*(&()())
    
    
    				!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    
12.16514BIGQ::SILVAquince.ljo.dec.com/www/decplus/Fri Aug 02 1996 20:253

	JJ, what r u trying to say? 
12.16515ACISS1::BATTISFuture Chevy Blazer ownerFri Aug 02 1996 20:292
    
    hell JJ, why don't you just tell us how you really feel.
12.16516MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Fri Aug 02 1996 20:311
    She was going into her Personal Name mode!
12.16517DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Fri Aug 02 1996 20:475
    
    
    	If I was the one who continued calling places, Jack, that
    	would have been exactly it.
    
12.16518WMOIS::CONNELLStory does that to us.Fri Aug 02 1996 20:489
    Yes, Mary-Michael, Pickety Place. It's lovely, though I don't think
    that you can hold a wedding there, JJ, Sorry, because it would be
    a wonderful place to hold a wedding, just to small, I believe.
    Glen, only you would get pricked there. :-) and only you could think of
    that. :-) 
    
    Bright Blessings,
    
    PJ 
12.16519POWDML::HANGGELIWill Work For LatteFri Aug 02 1996 20:486
    
    I've been there!!
    
    8^)
    
    
12.16520WMOIS::CONNELLStory does that to us.Fri Aug 02 1996 20:517
    Neat place, huh, Mz. Deb.
    
    Bright Blessings,
    
    PJ(Who thinks this is turning into a sub TTLT conversation, but has no
    fear that someone will come along and Hate something in the extreme
    once more)
12.16521BUSY::SLABDancin' on CoalsFri Aug 02 1996 20:555
    
    	I really hate it when someone sets up a WatchMail program that
    	notifies you of the author's present vacation status EVERY TIME
    	you send him/her something.
    
12.16522EVMS::MORONEYJFK committed suicide!Fri Aug 02 1996 20:572
Quit bugging them then!  After all, how do you think they'll feel when they
return from vacation and have all this junk mail from you to delete.
12.16523BIGQ::SILVAquince.ljo.dec.com/www/decplus/Fri Aug 02 1996 20:589
| <<< Note 12.16521 by BUSY::SLAB "Dancin' on Coals" >>>


| I really hate it when someone sets up a WatchMail program that
| notifies you of the author's present vacation status EVERY TIME
| you send him/her something.

	Then don't send that person mail after the first time. You know they
aren't there!
12.16524BIGQ::SILVAquince.ljo.dec.com/www/decplus/Fri Aug 02 1996 20:583

	PJ.... I can't get pricked... I don't do that. :-)
12.16525WMOIS::CONNELLStory does that to us.Fri Aug 02 1996 20:5815
    I knew it would happen soon. :-)
    
    Along the same lines: People who don't change their voicemail messages
    when they are out for a day or a week, those that don't give you a
    backup person to contact, worse, the backup person cannot do anything
    about your problem, worse still, that backup person is also out and the
    name he/she leaves as an alternate contact is the person you were
    originally trying to reach.
    
    No this hasn't happened today or even that recently, but it does
    happen.
    
    Bright Blessings,
    
    PJ
12.16526WMOIS::CONNELLStory does that to us.Fri Aug 02 1996 21:005
    Oh Glen, then your a very giving person, then? :-)
    
    Bright Blessings,
    
    PJ
12.16527BIGQ::SILVAquince.ljo.dec.com/www/decplus/Fri Aug 02 1996 21:043

	Why yes, I am!
12.16528BUSY::SLABDo ya wanna bump and grind with me?Fri Aug 02 1996 21:1410
    
    	RE: Glen
    
    	2 words ... .COM files.
    
    	She never told me she was going somewhere, and therefore I didn't
    	temporarily take her name off the .DIS lists.  And she'll prob-
    	ably be back Monday, which means it'd be a waste of time to take
    	her off of them now.
    
12.16529THEMAX::E_WALKERa ferret on a no-stick skilletFri Aug 02 1996 21:537
         You people would have been cheering if you could have seen me last
    night, trapped in a flash flood. Cheering for the flood, that is. The
    water was so deep it actually came up over the tires of my truck, but
    somehow the thing didn't get washed away. It actually plowed through a
    river in the middle of highway 24, then through several inches of rocks
    and gravel that had washed down. This summer has the worst weather I
    can remember. 
12.16530THEMAX::SMITH_SFri Aug 02 1996 21:591
    Were there any 14 year olds to delight you?
12.16531MFGFIN::E_WALKERa ferret on a no-stick skilletFri Aug 02 1996 23:326
         Before the flood I drove through a "tunnel" of lightning - there
    were so many bolts coming down on either side of Centennial that I
    didn't need my headlights. It was the most spectacular lightning
    display I have ever seen in my life. I saw streetlights, houses, and a
    7-11 take direct hits. The thunder was so loud that it shook the truck
    and drowned out my terrified screams. 
12.16532THEMAX::SMITH_SFri Aug 02 1996 23:383
    I just knew I was going to get struck by lightning in the parking lot
    during that 200 yd dash to my car.
    -ss
12.16533COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertSat Aug 03 1996 13:3683
     Digital Reportedly Reneges on Bonus Offer

     By Globe Staff, 08/03/96

     Reneging on earlier promises that employee bonuses
     would be tied to the performance of individual
     company units, Digital Equipment Corp. has slashed
     financial perks to one of its most profitable
     sectors, the Network Product Business Unit,
     sources say.

     In an emotional meeting Thursday, members of the
     Network team were informed by unit head Robert J.
     Rennick and Digital vice president Charles F.
     Christ that an expected 9.6 percent bonus would
     not be awarded to workers for the fiscal year
     ended June 28, a person who attended the meeting
     said.

     Another person, who also asked not to be
     identified, said several senior engineers left the
     meeting in protest.

     Employees were not told what, if any, bonuses they
     will receive, but most expect the compensation
     will be somewhere around 4 percent of salary. That
     means an engineer earning $60,000 would receive
     $2,400 rather than just under $6,000. The unit,
     based in Littleton, designs and manufactures
     hardware and software that ties computers into
     networks. Digital does not break down unit work
     force figures, but sources say there are about
     1,000 employees in the network group.

     It was unclear whether employees in Digital's
     other business units were also affected.

     Digital refused to confirm that the bonus package
     had been lowered. Spokesman Dan Kaferle would only
     say that said the company's so-called variable
     compensation program is based on factors that
     include Digital's overall performance.

     ``The bonus program based on the 1996 fiscal year
     will reflect in part Digital's financial results
     reported last month,'' he said.

     On Tuesday, Digital reported fourth-quarter
     operating earnings fell 63 percent and announced
     it would take a $492 million charge to pay for
     layoffs and other restructuring. Net loss for the
     fiscal year was $111.8 million, compared with a
     profit of $121.8 million in the prior year.

     Digital has been hurt by weak demand for its
     personal computers and downturns in the European
     market. The firm is in the process of reducing its
     work force to about 52,000 employees, the lowest
     level since the early 1980s.

     The disappointing bonus news was directed at one
     of the company's most successful units. In fiscal
     1996, for instance, profits in the network group
     exceeded goals by 30 percent, reaching $94.6
     million, according to one source.

     ``This is the first time we've felt lied to,'' the
     source said.

     In a meeting a year ago, network unit general
     manager Laurence G. Walker told employees that
     bonuses would be linked to its profits, a source
     said. Reaching the target of $72 million, for
     instance, would mean a 2 percent bonus. The unit
     made $94.6 million in 1996, the source said,
     entitling engineers to a 9.6 percent bonus.

     Last month, Walker abruptly resigned from Digital.
     He was replaced by Rennick, a veteran Digital
     manager.

     This story ran on page F1 of the Boston Globe on
     08/03/96.
12.16534BIGQ::SILVAquince.ljo.dec.com/www/decplus/Sat Aug 03 1996 14:305
| <<< Note 12.16530 by THEMAX::SMITH_S >>>

| Were there any 14 year olds to delight you?

	Is he into fish?
12.16535CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowSat Aug 03 1996 20:099



  Perhaps it is just me, so I apologize in advance if I seem to be short
 on humor, but this 14 year old stuff is becoming less than humorous.


 Jim
12.16536POLAR::RICHARDSONPerpetual GlennSun Aug 04 1996 00:401
    Whatever you do, don't go by me.
12.16537CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowSun Aug 04 1996 02:0121



  I love my kids, but perhaps it is because my irritability threshold is
  quite low today, but I'm finding my 13 year old son, and his friend
  who are spending the weekend, are driving me nuts.

  I'd forgotten, for one thing, how stupid parents become when their kids
  hit 13, and I can't wait til he hits 20 or so, and I gain some of
  my intelligence back.

  Another thing, I have 2 kids? who talk like this? and I'm like I can't
  take this? and everything I say? I have to repeat..I have 2 kids here
  who's response to almost everything I say is "what?" and 2 kids who
  as I'm wrestling with something on this new PC, are standing beside me
  telling me what to do.



  ayiieeeeeeeeeee
12.16538POWDML::HANGGELIWill Work For LatteSun Aug 04 1996 13:455
    
    Ban kids!
    
    8^)
    
12.16539exBIGQ::SILVAquince.ljo.dec.com/www/decplus/Sun Aug 04 1996 17:538
| <<< Note 12.16538 by POWDML::HANGGELI "Will Work For Latte" >>>


| Ban kids!

	Only the assault kids!


12.16540WAHOO::LEVESQUEinhale to the chiefMon Aug 05 1996 10:429
    >        <<< Note 12.16533 by COVERT::COVERT "John R. Covert" >>>

    > Digital Reportedly Reneges on Bonus Offer

    > By Globe Staff, 08/03/96
    
     Swell. Just as I predicted in "Dear Bob". I just want to say right
    here and now that I am not a source for this article, nor do I have any
    idea who is.
12.16541smells like teen spirit42333::LESLIEAndy Leslie | DTN 847 6586Mon Aug 05 1996 10:5911
    
     <<< Note 12.16539 by BIGQ::SILVA "quince.ljo.dec.com/www/decplus/" >>>
>| <<< Note 12.16538 by POWDML::HANGGELI "Will Work For Latte" >>>
>| Ban kids!
>	Only the assault kids!

    You are obviously not a parent of teenagers, ALL of whom are Assault
    Kids.


    
12.16542POWDML::HANGGELIWill Work For LatteMon Aug 05 1996 12:445
    
    ttht:  giving up dairy products again 8^p.
    
    I want cream in my coffee, dammit.
    
12.16543Tired of explaining your disinformation to family and friends....PERFOM::LICEA_KANEwhen it's comin' from the leftMon Aug 05 1996 14:3915
    re: .16533                  
    
    By the way "a person who attended the meeting," "another person",
    and "sources."
    
    If you want to hurt Digital as badly as possible, don't talk to the
    business press on a Friday afternoon.  That just results in a nearly
    unread article in the Saturday Business section in a not-well-regarded
    for their business news paper.
    
    But if you don't want to hurt Digital, keep your whines to yourself,
    or at least share them with people and settings more appropriate than
    a drop a dime to a reporter.
    
    								-mr. bill
12.16544WAHOO::LEVESQUEinhale to the chiefMon Aug 05 1996 14:503
    > -< Tired of explaining your disinformation to family and friends... >-
    
     What in particular did you find to be "disinformation"?
12.16545CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsMon Aug 05 1996 15:2813
    TTHTWE: 
    
    Well, not really but I gotta complain about something.  Meager
    performance in the regatta.  We were almost the scratch boat, and we
    were bing consistently beaten by smaller, slower boats.  The skipper
    hadn't clue one on how to drive straight, what a crop duster.  We
    topped off the series with a DFL yesterday after snagging the windward
    mark and wrapping the anchor line around the rudder.  There was nothing
    left to do but break out the emergency malted beverage rations and
    consume.  At least it was sunny and it did not rain for the entire
    weekend.  
    
    Brian
12.16546SMURF::WALTERSMon Aug 05 1996 15:322
    <- Sounds better than what I did.
    
12.16547WAHOO::LEVESQUEinhale to the chiefMon Aug 05 1996 17:144
    TTHT-
    
     Whiners, crybabies, people with no sense of persepective, and bullies.
    That about covers it.
12.16548SCASS1::BARBER_AWhere is my real head?Mon Aug 05 1996 17:161
    No doubt.  Is this SANDBOX or SOAPBOX ??
12.16549RUSURE::GOODWINSacred Cows Make the Best HamburgerMon Aug 05 1996 17:275
    Hey!  You forgot mosquitoes!  
    
    Oh yeah, you did way whiners, I guess that would cover it.
    
    The how about black flies and no-see-ums?
12.16550POWDML::HANGGELIWill Work For LatteMon Aug 05 1996 17:544
    
    ttht:  The Helpless Desk once again lives up to its name.
    
    
12.16551BUSY::SLABErin go braghlessMon Aug 05 1996 18:093
    
    	What do you have against "truth in advertising"?
    
12.16552BUSY::SLABErin go braghlessMon Aug 05 1996 18:453
    
    	BUSY:: is very slooooooowwwwwwww today.
    
12.16553NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Mon Aug 05 1996 18:491
It's prolly busy.
12.16554CNTROL::JENNISONIt's all about soulMon Aug 05 1996 18:509
    
    	TTHT:
    
    	My very good friend in the hospital until her baby is delivered.
    	Due date is 9/14, and hopefully won't be born until close to
    	then.  Her first child was ten weeks early.
    
    	:-(
    
12.16555NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Mon Aug 05 1996 18:521
At least she's ahead of the game this time.  Due date's less than 6 weeks away.
12.16556POWDML::HANGGELIWill Work For LatteMon Aug 05 1996 19:253
    
    ttht:  Doing self-assessment in preparation for review 8^p.
    
12.16557re: .16655CNTROL::JENNISONIt's all about soulMon Aug 05 1996 19:264
    
    	Yup.  I actually did that math myself.  Baby's not yet 3.5 pounds,
    	so I'd prefer if the kiddo waits a bit to get itself born.
    
12.16558CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowMon Aug 05 1996 19:283

 Hmm..interesting reading Karen's reply after reading Deb's
12.16559CNTROL::JENNISONIt's all about soulMon Aug 05 1996 19:325
    
    	Why ?  Dincha see my title ?
    
    	;-)
    
12.16560my day...APACHE::KEITHDr. DeuceTue Aug 06 1996 11:4430
    Yesterday...
    
    Had to take my car in for 90k miles. Dropped it off Sun night late. I
    took the military Jeep to work. #2 son had used it an no put gas into
    it. On the way home I got a flat at 65 mph. It was actually less
    squirrely with the flat than normally! The jack would not go high
    enough to get the tire off. When I finally got it off, the jack would
    not go high enough to get the spare on. I put the spare on and pinned
    it with the tire iron (no lug nuts) and reset the jack. Finally got the
    tire on just as a statie (NH) stopped. Mind you the spare I was putting
    on was bald and the vehicle has an exhaust leak. I get to South Willow
    St in Manchester (trying to get my car before they close) and the Jeep
    runs out of gas at a light. Choking and cranking I get it started and to 
    the dealers. I get my car out of hawk and check the gas can on the
    Jeep, almost empty (kids!!!) I take the can with me and head home with
    the AC on full. I decide not to get the gas can filled on the way home.
    Girlfriend comes over and we head out on the back roads to get gas on
    the way to Manchester. Jogger with dog is having a control problem with
    mutt. I am watching her when mut #2 runs under wheel of car (that is
    what her dog was upset about) I find out that this (dog I ran over) has
    attacked the joggers dog before. Have none of the AH dog owners heard
    of leash laws? I am angry about this new situation and the fools, both
    the jogger and the owner of squishee for being fools and AH's about
    there dogs. Finally get the car and find out that when they replaced the 
    water pump that they apparently lost a bolt on the pulley and just added a
    different one. Have they not heard about balance...?
    
    I cannot really take another one like that ...
    
    Steve
12.16561WAHOO::LEVESQUEinhale to the chiefTue Aug 06 1996 12:132
    Debugging the same bug twice. Grrr. It turns out to be a problem
    in the test setup. This time I made the fix idiot proof, at least.
12.16562CNTROL::JENNISONIt's all about soulTue Aug 06 1996 13:163
    
    	<nailing fingers to desk>
    
12.16563where's the abuse topic?WAHOO::LEVESQUEImpaled with betrayalTue Aug 06 1996 13:181
    Oh, go ahead Karen. Let it out.
12.16564755JGODCL::POMMERENTue Aug 06 1996 13:241
    
12.16565WAHOO::LEVESQUEImpaled with betrayalTue Aug 06 1996 13:511
    whoosh!
12.16566DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Tue Aug 06 1996 19:227
    
    
    	AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    
    	And no, it has nothing to do with wedding plans.  (those
    	might *actually* be all set after tonite - knock on wood)
    
12.16567SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Tue Aug 06 1996 19:275
    ttht.
    
    it takes 2 hours, 38 minutes, and 22 seconds to format the PostScript
    version of one of the books in our doc set.  With the tools we used to
    be using, this same book built in under 20 minutes.  This is progress?
12.16568RE: JJBUSY::SLABGrandchildren of the DamnedTue Aug 06 1996 19:275
    
    	You didn't have another unsatisfactory camping experience, did
    	you?  Like maybe the previous user of the jacuzzi forgot to
    	refill the bubble bath dispenser?
    
12.16569BIGQ::SILVAquince.ljo.dec.com/www/decplus/Tue Aug 06 1996 20:285
| <<< Note 12.16566 by DECWIN::JUDY "That's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!" >>>

| - knock on wood)

	Leave my head out of it!
12.16570Airport ChaosTHEMAX::E_WALKERa ferret on a no-stick skilletTue Aug 06 1996 21:003
         TTHT:: Here's something really stupid I did today - went to the
    airport early this morning when I wasn't really awake. Had a couple of
    knives on me that I forgot all about - airport security was NOT amused. 
12.16571NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Aug 06 1996 21:102
TTHT: Stupid movers who don't bring the necessary tools to remove a
refrigerator door.
12.16572POLAR::RICHARDSONPerpetual GlennWed Aug 07 1996 02:025
    TTHT:
    
    Nobody comes in here in the evenings any more.
    
    I miss the old days when Digital was HUGE.
12.16573POWDML::HANGGELIWill Work For LatteWed Aug 07 1996 02:063
    
    <wave wave>
    
12.16574THEMAX::SMITH_SWed Aug 07 1996 02:411
    Signing my TFSO
12.16575MFGFIN::E_WALKERa ferret on a no-stick skilletWed Aug 07 1996 02:552
         I'm here, but this burn-in has me running around like an idiot
    most of the time. Stupid test beds. 
12.16576BIGQ::SILVAquince.ljo.dec.com/www/decplus/Wed Aug 07 1996 13:539

	I think if you took out the burn-in Ed, you would still be running 
around like an idiot most of the time. 



Glen

12.16577sigh!NETCAD::CREEGANWed Aug 07 1996 13:5710
    That a band of ants have decided to storm across the driveway.
    They are so thick there's nowhere NOT to walk on them.
    
    That my sister called me crying about a fight she'd had with
    our brother.  After she hung up I had a splitting headache.
    
    My back seat of the car smells like sour milk and it hazy,
    hot and humid - what an aroma.
    
    I've got a Playtex living bra, and don't know what to feed it.
12.16578GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheWed Aug 07 1996 13:573
    
    tth:  people who play chicken on the highway in heavy traffic
    
12.16579JGODCL::POMMERENWed Aug 07 1996 14:034
    re.-1 
    > tth:  people who play chicken on the highway in heavy traffic
    
    During a traffic jam ??
12.16580CNTROL::JENNISONIt's all about soulWed Aug 07 1996 15:026
    
    	TTHT:
    
    	Despite lots of R&R(&R) last night, I'm still tired.
    
    
12.16581Just got her Friday ....BRITE::FYFEUse it up, wear it out, make it do, or do without.Wed Aug 07 1996 15:044
The death of my moms new kittem (Maine Coon{sp?}) who got crushed
in the recliner mechanisms as my mom was operating the chair ...

12.16582Ban recliner death chairsCOVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertWed Aug 07 1996 15:051
Ick.
12.16583SCASS1::BARBER_AWhere is my real head?Wed Aug 07 1996 15:151
    -2 8(  That totally sucks.
12.16584SCASS1::BARBER_AWhere is my real head?Wed Aug 07 1996 15:232
    TTHT: A nightmare this morning between snoozes in which my brand new
    car was completely stripped.
12.16585SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Wed Aug 07 1996 15:252
    Your brand new car was completely stripped while you were snoozing? 
    With that kind of trouble, a nightmare on top of it must really suck.
12.16586SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerWed Aug 07 1996 15:296
    That's there's nothing more I can do for Rommel.  While most
    of his symptoms have been mitigated by his chemo, his on-going
    agression is still a problem, and he used to be such a little sweetie.  
    I'm used to him giving me little ferret kisses, not hanging off the
    end of my finger....I'm sure he still doesn't feel well and I feel 
    like I let him down.......
12.16587SCASS1::BARBER_AWhere is my real head?Wed Aug 07 1996 15:363
    Dick, you know what I meant!  What sucks even more is that they
    replaced some of my stuff with old stuff.  The seats, console, and
    radio were from a much older model...  Weird huh?
12.16588BUSY::SLABAfterbirth of a NationWed Aug 07 1996 15:394
    
    	Yeah, someone broke into my house last week and replaced all
    	of my belongings with exact replicas.
    
12.16589how can ya tell?HBAHBA::HAASmore madness, less horrorWed Aug 07 1996 15:400
12.16590BUSY::SLABAfterbirth of a NationWed Aug 07 1996 15:423
    
    	Don't make me "WHOOSH!!" you.
    
12.16591DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Wed Aug 07 1996 16:024
    
    
    	Poor kitty and ferret babies.  =(
    
12.16592BIGQ::SILVAquince.ljo.dec.com/www/decplus/Wed Aug 07 1996 16:286
| <<< Note 12.16584 by SCASS1::BARBER_A "Where is my real head?" >>>

| TTHT: A nightmare this morning between snoozes in which my brand new
| car was completely stripped.

	Let me guess, it was stripped by an Eagle?
12.16593GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheWed Aug 07 1996 16:305
    
    >>During a traffic jam ??
    
    did i say that?
    
12.16594BIGQ::SILVAquince.ljo.dec.com/www/decplus/Wed Aug 07 1996 16:316

	My grandmother once claimed that when she got home from one Christmas,
someone had come into her apartment and took all of her John F Kennedy glasses
and switched them with other John F Kennedy glasses. I see slab as having the
same problem. :-)
12.16595SCASS1::BARBER_AWhere is my real head?Wed Aug 07 1996 16:341
    It was a very strange dream.  I cried and cried.
12.16596ACISS1::SCHELTERWed Aug 07 1996 17:246
    That was a Stephen Wright, (or is it Steven) joke.
    
    
    Mike
    
    
12.16597CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowWed Aug 07 1996 20:219

 
 I turned a fan on in my living room this morning while I was eating breakfast
 and I can't remember if I turned the crazy thing off..and going home before
 I go to my appointment tonight will throw me way off schedule :-/


 Jim 
12.16598BUSY::SLABBaroque: when you're out of MonetWed Aug 07 1996 20:224
    
    	So it's been on for 10 hours now and you're worried about an-
    	other 2-3?
    
12.16599SCASS1::BARBER_AWhere is my real head?Wed Aug 07 1996 20:231
    Wow, can I join your fan club?
12.16600CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowWed Aug 07 1996 20:248
    
>    	So it's been on for 10 hours now and you're worried about an-
>    	other 2-3?
    


 more like 5 or 6
12.16601cool!CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowWed Aug 07 1996 20:255
>    Wow, can I join your fan club?


 yeah, it's a breeze to join!
12.16602POLAR::RICHARDSONPerpetual GlennWed Aug 07 1996 20:271
    You have a round about way of soliciting members.
12.16603ACISS2::LEECHWed Aug 07 1996 20:491
    He does put a spin on it, eh?
12.16604CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowThu Aug 08 1996 02:0913


 Just to bring the subject, and related fear, to closure, I arrived
 home and found that the fan was indeed turned off.  I was quite
 pleased, thank you, and once that was settled ambled over to my ex's
 for a nice curried chicken dinner, which she provided in return for
 my hooking up her new VCR.




 Jim
12.16605SMURF::WALTERSThu Aug 08 1996 02:583
    Arrgh!  My systems have more viruses than a martian bolide.  Curse that
    gypsy wench.
    
12.16606More than just chickenMFGFIN::E_WALKERa ferret on a no-stick skilletThu Aug 08 1996 05:104
         re.16604::
    
         Hey, buddy, you don't want to know what I got in return for
    hooking up her satellite antennae. 
12.16607GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheThu Aug 08 1996 12:275
    
    tthln:  dealing with the green line trying to get to the baseball game.
    it can't be legal to have all those people in the cars crammed in like
    sardines...
    
12.16608CNTROL::JENNISONIt's all about soulThu Aug 08 1996 12:296
    
    	Why was the green line trying to get to the baseball game ?
    
    	Box seats ?
    
    
12.16609%^>GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheThu Aug 08 1996 12:314
    
    can i smaq you?????
    
    
12.16610CNTROL::JENNISONIt's all about soulThu Aug 08 1996 12:3214
    
    	TTHT:
    
    	I found out last night that my father fell down SUNDAY and
    	broke his leg.  He slipped on the rocks and got his leg stuck	
    	between two boulders, thought his head was going to hit the rocks,
    	and in turning to brace for the fall, twisted his stuck leg.
    
    	He managed to compress the tibia, and after consulting three
    	specialists, has decided to go ahead with surgery.  They're
    	gonna take bone from the hip and use it to repair the leg,
    	along with inserting a plate and some screws.  
    
    
12.16611just curiousGAAS::BRAUCHERWelcome to ParadiseThu Aug 08 1996 12:355
    
      What was he doing, mountain-climbing ?  Where ?  It sounds like
     he was lucky to be close to help of some kind.
    
      bb
12.16612CNTROL::JENNISONIt's all about soulThu Aug 08 1996 12:448
    
    	He was fishing.  He lives by the ocean, on a cliff, and was
    	fishing in his backyard.  The tide started to come in, so he
    	decided to head back up to the house.  He slipped on a wet
    	rock.  I don't know if my brother was with him (they usually
    	fish together) or not.
    
    
12.16613WAHOO::LEVESQUEand your little dog, too!Thu Aug 08 1996 13:062
    I knew that was going to be the answer. It had jetty written all over
    it. Sorry to hear it; I can relate.
12.16614GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheThu Aug 08 1996 13:064
    
    bummer about your dad, karen.  hope he's up and fishin' again soon..
    
    
12.16615ACISS2::LEECHThu Aug 08 1996 14:4132
    TTHT:  Win95
    
    I deleted (or so I thought) the files for Visual C++ that I installed
    earlier this week (it didn't work... "incompatible data base" or some
    such Microsquash nonsense - made for Win95 my butt!), only to find out
    that this deletion did not release the disc space I had hoped.  Now, I
    can't even find the VC++ crap that still takes up 100+ MB on my hard
    drive (which BTW, is nearly full).  Does not "delete" mean "to free up
    disk space that was currently occupied"?  
    
    Argh.  This silly operating system makes no sense.  I DELETED THE
    FREAKING FILES!!  Now I have to find needles in a large haystack to get
    back my disc space. 
    
    Not only that, but the stupid VC++ CD won't reinstall.  It just sits in
    the CD doing nothing.  Double click on the CD-drive
    shortcut...nothing.  Useless.    If I ever get the CD to install again,
    just MAYBE it will overwrite the existing "ghost" files that should not
    be there (well, it *should*, but I don't really trust this silly thing
    to do what it is supposed to).  I wanted to delete the old install
    first, so I could try installing the software to a different directory
    in hopes that this would make a difference (like, maybe the silly
    package would actuallly *work* - a novel concept to me).
    
    Why did I ever buy a computer?  I needn't have spent $2000 to be
    perpetually annoyed; I can do this for the price of gas money by simply
    driving in Cincinnati traffic.
    
    Oh, and the weather sucks, too.  
    
    
    I'm sure I'll think of more things to hate...it's been a lousy week.
12.16616SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Thu Aug 08 1996 14:473
    tthln:
    
    Being woken up at 2 a.m. by a bat fluttering around the bedroom.
12.16617POLAR::RICHARDSONPerpetual GlennThu Aug 08 1996 14:481
    That's not very nice, talking about your wife that way.
12.16618SCASS1::BARBER_AWhere is my real head?Thu Aug 08 1996 14:504
    agagagaga!!  Glenn's on a roll with garlic butter!
    
    What's the deal with bats in NE?  And do you sleep with your windows
    wide open?
12.16619SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Thu Aug 08 1996 14:576
    'pril, I sleep with windows half open and CAREFULLY SCREENED - in
    summer, anyhoo.  In winter ("What's that?" says 'pril), I tend to keep
    them closed.  I've no idea how said bat got in, but two in three nights
    is a new Fairmount Heights record.
    
    I like having bats around, just not in the house.
12.16620SCASS1::BARBER_AWhere is my real head?Thu Aug 08 1996 15:041
    We don't have bats in Texas.  Hmmph.
12.16621POLAR::RICHARDSONPerpetual GlennThu Aug 08 1996 15:062
    Oh I'm certain you do. Where there's flying insects there is bats. Bats
    are wonderful little things.
12.16622DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Thu Aug 08 1996 15:099
    
    
    	Finding what sounds like the perfect house while just
    	perusing through one of those freebie real estate booklets,
    	finding out it's in New Ipswich and knowing we probably
    	couldn't afford it right now anyway.
    
    	Sigh.
    
12.16623BUSY::SLABCareer Opportunity Week at DECThu Aug 08 1996 15:169
    
    	RE: .16613 [and Karen]
    
    	We were at Plymouth WAY back when, walking on the jetty, when
    	my sister slipped on a rock and jammed 1/2 her leg between the
    	rocks, putting a good-sized gash in her leg.
    
    	[Ban jetties?!?!]
    
12.16624ROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150 KTS is TOO slowThu Aug 08 1996 15:2212
    re: .16615
    
    Steve, 
    
    Did you empty the recycle bin?  If not, that's probably where your
    space is.  Also, in Control Panel->Add/Remove Programs->Install/Uninstall
    you probably would have found an entry for VC++ which would automate
    the removal of the software.
    
    HTH,
    
    Bob
12.16625LANDO::OLIVER_Bit's about summer!Thu Aug 08 1996 15:444
        .16620        
    
        there is approximately a gazillion bats hanging   
        out under the Congress St. bridge in Austin, Texas.
12.16626ASIC::RANDOLPHTom R. N1OOQThu Aug 08 1996 15:4711
>    <<< Note 12.16619 by SMURF::BINDER "Errabit quicquid errare potest." >>>
>    them closed.  I've no idea how said bat got in, but two in three nights
>    is a new Fairmount Heights record.

I used to wonder how so many mice were getting into our house, after I'd
already gone around sealing all the cracks in the foundation...

I noticed the mice in the traps were getting scrawnier...

The last two I ever trapped were downright skinny. I finally figured it out -
I had sealed them IN.
12.16627starting to pay fer itHBAHBA::HAASmore madness, less horrorThu Aug 08 1996 15:4911
  Postal Service tightens package mailing rules

   WASHINGTON - Starting Aug. 16, people who want to mail items weighing
   more than a pound will have to go to the post office. The move is an
   attempt to increase the security of commercial airlines carrying mail,
   the U.S. Postal Service said Wednesday. Packages weighing more than a
   pound dropped off in collection boxes will be returned to the sender,
   unless the recipient is within the local one-day delivery area.
   Packages returned to senders will be accompanied by a note advising
   the sender to take it to a post office.

12.16628I know that feelingGEOFFK::KELLERHarry &amp; Jo, the way to go in '96Thu Aug 08 1996 18:0117
    RE:    <<< Note 12.16622 by DECWIN::JUDY "That's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!">>>
    
    >        Finding what sounds like the perfect house while just
    >        perusing through one of those freebie real estate booklets,
    >        finding out it's in New Ipswich and knowing we probably
    >        couldn't afford it right now anyway.
    >
    >        Sigh.
    
    
    We had the same experience this weekend except that it's for a house in
    Greenville (next town over from New Ipswich).  We are trying to arrange
    creative financing at the moment.  Our boys each need their own room.
    
    Best of luck
    
    --Geoff
12.16629DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Thu Aug 08 1996 18:249
    
    
    	Geoff
    
    	Thanks.  =)  Thing is I *know* that when we *are* ready,
    	we won't find what we're looking for.  Murphy and all......
    
    	JJ
    
12.16630What a guy he is to spread himself around so muchGEOFFK::KELLERHarry &amp; Jo, the way to go in '96Thu Aug 08 1996 18:404
    Oh, murphy is your friend too..?  He sits right on my shoulder advising
    me constantly:-)
    
    --Geoff
12.16631DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Thu Aug 08 1996 18:465
    
    
    	He's a slut.  =)   I usually find him sitting around me!
    
    
12.16632POLAR::RICHARDSONPerpetual GlennThu Aug 08 1996 19:383
    Judging by the replies in HUMANE::DIGITAL, morale is at an all time
    low. 3 months ago, everybody seemed upbeat and now people are not only
    low but angry. I've never seen this before at Digital.
12.16633down hill spiralHBAHBA::HAASmore madness, less horrorThu Aug 08 1996 19:446
Digital never ceases to amaze me.

A couple of years, I din't think they could screw things up any worse or
make people any lower.

Repeatedly, they dig deep and uncover new lows.
12.16634ACISS2::LEECHThu Aug 08 1996 20:197
    .16624
    
    Yup, I emptied teh recycle bin.  I'll look in the control panel
    tonight.  Thanks for the suggestions.
    
    
    -steve
12.16635BUSY::SLABStay away from Captain HowdyThu Aug 08 1996 20:546
    
    	Our secretary appears to be gone for the w'end and my check is
    	locked up inside her desk.
    
    	I think I will hunt her down and strangle her.
    
12.16636DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Thu Aug 08 1996 20:574
    
    
    	Get Direct Deposit and then you don't have to worry about it.
    
12.16637NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Aug 08 1996 21:001
If you strangle her, you'll prolly not have to worry about future pay checks.
12.16638BUSY::SLABStay away from Captain HowdyThu Aug 08 1996 21:016
    
    	RE: JJ
    
    	Wouldn't I get a stub anyways?  And wouldn't that then be
    	locked in her desk over the w'end?
    
12.16639heard that oneHBAHBA::HAASmore madness, less horrorThu Aug 08 1996 21:012
Kinda sounds like the bank robber who din't care if'n he got caught or
not cause he figgered either way he was set for life.
12.16640MFGFIN::E_WALKERa ferret on a no-stick skilletThu Aug 08 1996 21:025
         Remember April's nightmare yesterday? This morning I discovered
    that my entire truck had been taken and replaced - with a rather
    battered, skate-board sized old Datsun. This clunky little car is a
    total disgrace - I'm ashamed to be seen driving it. No idea where my
    truck is now. 
12.16641NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Aug 08 1996 21:062
Shawn, your stub might be locked in her drawer, but you'd still be able to
spend the money.
12.16642BUSY::SLABStay away from Captain HowdyThu Aug 08 1996 21:073
    
    	Do I have to 8^) for the humor-impaired?
    
12.16643details?HBAHBA::HAASmore madness, less horrorThu Aug 08 1996 21:091
No just say more about your stub in her drawer...
12.16644SCASS1::BARBER_AWhere is my real head?Thu Aug 08 1996 21:551
    .16640  This does not compute.
12.16645BUSY::SLABStealth :== gray car in fogThu Aug 08 1996 22:396
    
    	You have to learn to read between the lines.  8^)
    
    	I think his girlfriend took his truck and left him with her
    	car ... very probably a Datsun.
    
12.16646stop it..oh.oh..stop...hahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahTHEMAX::SMITH_SThu Aug 08 1996 22:431
    Ed? Girlfriend? Bwaaaa haaaaaa!!!!
12.16647MFGFIN::E_WALKERa ferret on a no-stick skilletThu Aug 08 1996 22:533
         Haven't had a girlfriend for years, but somebody damn sure took
    off with my truck. SS, if you don't believe me go look at what I'm
    driving at lunch. 
12.16648PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BThu Aug 08 1996 23:279
      Some creature (probably a quadruped, probably not a llama) ate
      the five good-sized broccoli heads that were in the garden, and
      left... let's see... five minus five... carry the one...
      approximately zero heads.  The possible upside being that this'll
      make Gerald feel better.

      sigh.

12.16649SCASS1::BARBER_AWhere is my real head?Thu Aug 08 1996 23:372
    Sorry to hear about your loss, Ed.  There's more to this story though. 
    Did you lose a bet?
12.16650YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWCCCCCCCCH! HOLY!!SCASS1::BARBER_AWhere is my real head?Thu Aug 08 1996 23:425
    TTHT:  My butt still hurts from pulling out a drawer in the bathroom
    last night, turning around and forgetting about it and attempting to
    squat/sit to give my kid a bath and landing smack dab right on the
    corner of it.  It was not as fun as it sounds, really.  I actually
    bled.  Has this ever happened to anyone else?
12.16651In thru the out door? Gotta hurt!THEMAX::SMITH_SRIP-08/30/96Thu Aug 08 1996 23:503
    Reminds me of a time when I worked at Mcdonalds, and I was sweeping the
    lobby when my broomstick made its way, accidentally, right up one of
    the female customers kazoo. She didn't bleed though.
12.16652JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeFri Aug 09 1996 00:054
    .16650
    
    Yes, my son did it.  He was bending over to give our dog a bath [in our
    bathtub].  He hit the open cabinet door though, not the drawer.
12.16653CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowFri Aug 09 1996 00:1311


  Seeing an old friend tonight and hearing of her plans to move to Vermont
  to be with a new beau in her life..while I'm happy for that, this person
  has found Mr. Right about 10 times in the 10+ years that I've known her..
  and she keeps getting her heart broken..



  Jim
12.16654BIGQ::SILVAquince.ljo.dec.com/www/decplus/Fri Aug 09 1996 00:313

	Is it true that slab has a stub locked away in the secretary's draws?
12.16655Bad week? MFGFIN::E_WALKERa ferret on a no-stick skilletFri Aug 09 1996 00:495
         Well, that strange little Datsun was still out there when I went
    to lunch, so I guess it wasn't a hallucination. Or if it was, it was a
    more elaborate hallucination than most I experience. My sympathies go
    out to everyone with the earlier mentioned painful experiences. Must be
    an unlucky week for us all. 
12.16656nothing, zero, zilchFABSIX::P_OHALLORANspace for rentFri Aug 09 1996 02:004
    
    no sleep!!!
    
    
12.16657MFGFIN::E_WALKEREvery neck shall break\Fri Aug 09 1996 02:451
         Sorry to hear it. What happened?
12.16658MFGFIN::EPPERSONSixteen days, and countingFri Aug 09 1996 02:471
    Great P-name Ed.
12.16659%^oFABSIX::P_OHALLORANspace for rentFri Aug 09 1996 03:0913
    
    To begin the phone would not stop ringing. Somebody lost some important
    info so I had to give an entire recap of events that I could hardly
    remember. After that was cleared up it was close to 11:00 am. I finally
    got to bed and started to fall asleep when one of the kids in the
    neighborhood decided to test ride his new dirtbike. This went on for
    what seemed to be eternity. Now it's close to 3:00 and my dog decides
    it's time for her to go out and relieve herself. OK, I can deal with
    this, I put her outside and leave some food & water and make my way
    back to bed. My stinkin alarm now goes off and I'm supposed to go to
    the gym. Ya RIGHT!! I gave up at this point and made some coffee and
    did a few chores. Now here I am.
    
12.16660HIGHD::FLATMANflatman@highd.enet.dec.comFri Aug 09 1996 03:266
    Being at the customer site 'til probably after midnight because some
    goober decided to muck up a system simply because it would save him
    about 5 minutes (of course it'll probably cost him his job, but that's
    no consolation to me).

    -- dave
12.16661SMURF::WALTERSFri Aug 09 1996 03:576
    .16648
    
    Di,
    
    It may be an octoped out for revenge.
                
12.16662SCASS1::BARBER_AWhere is my real head?Fri Aug 09 1996 04:121
    .16659  I can't sleep either.  I love to sleep.
12.16663FABSIX::P_OHALLORANspace for rentFri Aug 09 1996 04:314
    
    any particular reason or simply because your not tired ??
    
    
12.16664...TROOA::BUTKOVICHwhy do birds suddenly appear...Fri Aug 09 1996 05:024
    85C... high humidity... project due for con call tomorrow... not even
    close to being done... let dog out.... hear lots of barking... oh no!,
    what's that smell?... SKUNK!! again! (you'd think she'd learn, but
    nooooooo!)... stop project to give dog a bath...  must keep going....
12.16665CNTROL::JENNISONIt's all about soulFri Aug 09 1996 12:568
    
    	Re .16648
    
    	carry the one ???
    
    	<perplexed look>
    
    	
12.16666CNTROL::JENNISONIt's all about soulFri Aug 09 1996 12:576
    
    	sorry about your broccoli, though...
    
    	If it's any consolation, many of my tomatoes have bottom end rot
    
    
12.16667NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Fri Aug 09 1996 13:0112
>      Some creature (probably a quadruped, probably not a llama) ate
>      the five good-sized broccoli heads that were in the garden, and
>      left... let's see... five minus five... carry the one...
>      approximately zero heads.  The possible upside being that this'll
>      make Gerald feel better.

Sorry, no upside.

Speaking of quadrupeds, a fellow vanpooler had a close encounter with a
moose on Route 3 last night.  Through some miracle, his car only grazed
the moose.  There's some mud on the side of the car, and the mirror's
messed up.
12.16668CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsFri Aug 09 1996 13:142
    Bottom end rot.  I know how painful this can be.  Happens a lot after
    sitting on the rail, beating to windward in salt water.   
12.16669CNTROL::JENNISONIt's all about soulFri Aug 09 1996 13:249
    
    	yes, well, get out the DUH! stamp ...
    
    	If you know the symptoms of blossom end rot, you might
    	see how easy it was form me to make that mistake.
    
    	'course, there is the bimbo factor ...
    
    
12.16670POWDML::HANGGELIWill Work For LatteFri Aug 09 1996 15:105
    
    VTX TSCA is down....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
    
    {grimace}
    
12.16671ALFSS1::CIAROCHIOne Less DogFri Aug 09 1996 15:141
    tsca, tsca, tsca...
12.16672too late this year, but for next year...EVMS::MORONEYYOU! Out of the gene pool!Fri Aug 09 1996 15:283
re blossom end rot:

Give them some lime (or other form of calcium).
12.16673SMURF::WALTERSFri Aug 09 1996 15:442
    That is why _I_ never get blossom end rot, even when I gash my butt on
    the bathroom drawer.
12.16674NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Fri Aug 09 1996 15:531
You drink lots of lime rickeys?
12.16675SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Fri Aug 09 1996 18:1453
    ttht.
    
    Our troubles are making the rounds.  Sort of...
    
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        Music by Kurt Weill
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And he shows them pearly white.
Just a back stab has Bob P, dear
And he keeps it out of sight.

When the shark bites with his teeth, dear
Scarlet billows start to spread.
fancy suits, though, wears Bob P, dear
And his ties are never red.

On the side-walk Tuesday morning
Sits a Deccie oozing life;
Someone's sneaking back to Maynard.
Is the someone Bob the Knife?

In an office on the top floor
Someone's hacking Deccies down;
Bleeding talent left and right, dear.
Bet you Bobby's back in town.

Louie Miller gets no bonus
Though Bob promised him the cash;
And Bob P spends like a sailor.
Did our boy do something rash?

Sukey Tawdry, Jenny Diver,
Pesatori, all shot down.
Oh, the breadline's on the right, dear
Now that Bobby's back in town.

    
12.16676CNTROL::JENNISONIt's all about soulFri Aug 09 1996 18:213
    	
    	I *like* it!
    
12.16677POWDML::HANGGELIWill Work For LatteFri Aug 09 1996 18:214
    
    Actually, Bob's office is on the second floor 8^).
    
    
12.16678CNTROL::JENNISONIt's all about soulFri Aug 09 1996 18:405
    
    	TTHT:
    
    	shoulder pain
    
12.16679BIGQ::SILVAquince.ljo.dec.com/www/decplus/Fri Aug 09 1996 20:383

  Bob's office being on the 2nd floor gives you a shoulder pain, Karen? :-)
12.16680POWDML::HANGGELIWill Work For LatteFri Aug 09 1996 20:473
    
    chopped liver.
    
12.16681BIGQ::SILVAquince.ljo.dec.com/www/decplus/Fri Aug 09 1996 20:493

	I like mine in me, thank you... and whole.
12.16682SCASS1::BARBER_AWhere is my real head?Fri Aug 09 1996 20:491
    -1 erp
12.16683BIGQ::SILVAquince.ljo.dec.com/www/decplus/Fri Aug 09 1996 20:5317

	I was at the parents house last night and now I don't know what to
think. There is some test my dad had that lets you know if you could have
cancer (I forget the name of the test right now). Anyway, my mom asked me if I
could help out if he has surgery. Of course that was the 1st I heard of all
this. But my dad said that the numbers aren't nearly high enough for them to do
surgery, while my mother thinks differently (I guess the number is at 4.5). Now
my mother has a history of blowing things out of proportion, while my father
has a history of understating a situation. So like I said, I don't know how to
feel. :-(

	And he might also have surgery for cataracs (sp?). Busy year for this
family and the hospital. :-(


Glen
12.16684THEMAX::SMITH_SRIP-08/30/96Sat Aug 10 1996 02:212
    My girlfriend is mad at me.
    :(_ss
12.16685MFGFIN::E_WALKEREvery neck shall break\Sat Aug 10 1996 03:141
         That's funny... she didn't seem mad. To me, that is!!! 
12.16686MFGFIN::E_WALKEREvery neck shall break\Sat Aug 10 1996 05:184
         Well, actually, she did sorta seem mad. I didn't really mind the
    whip that much, but I think the bicycle chain was way out of line. Next
    time, SS, warn me when she's in one of those moods before I go over to
    your place. 
12.16687THEMAX::SMITH_SRIP-08/30/96Sat Aug 10 1996 05:202
    Ed, do you bust on my girlfriend because you don't have one? (Of age
    that is)
12.16688A little something for you, hippieMFGFIN::E_WALKEREvery neck shall break\Sat Aug 10 1996 05:212
         I bust on your girlfriend because, with her around, I don't NEED
    one!!! Ha, ha! 
12.16689POLAR::RICHARDSONRanch send no girlSat Aug 10 1996 05:361
    "teal grapples pole it"
12.16690THEMAX::SMITH_SR.I.P.-30AUG96Sat Aug 10 1996 05:481
    What does that mean?
12.16691POLAR::RICHARDSONRanch send no girlSat Aug 10 1996 15:423
    ttht:
    
    being stuck.
12.16692CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowSun Aug 11 1996 00:2113


 ttht


 Being sick..dunno if it was something I ate, or what, but I've felt
 pretty crummy since last night..not physically ill, but feeling crummy
 ..'nother tth..insomnia last night..




12.16693BIGQ::SILVAquince.ljo.dec.com/www/decplus/Sun Aug 11 1996 13:313

	Bummer, Jim.
12.16694POLAR::RICHARDSONRanch send no girlSun Aug 11 1996 15:291
        A good night's sleep is the only cure for insomnia, get some rest Jim!
12.16695CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowSun Aug 11 1996 19:4719


 Thanks..I did, and feel better..



 TTH this morning..arriving at a home to pick up some kids to bring
 to church..their mother tells me her 5 year oldd daughter will not
 be going with us today..a cousin sexually molested her..2 months after
 a day care worker had done the same thing..


 left me in tears..




 Jim
12.16696FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Sun Aug 11 1996 20:259
    
    
    	re -1
    
    	Ack, sorry to hear that Jim. My prayers go out to the little girl
    and her family.
    
    
    jim
12.16697BIGQ::SILVAquince.ljo.dec.com/www/decplus/Mon Aug 12 1996 01:417

	I've had a stiff neck all day today. I REALLY hate this. I'm hoping
asprin will make this better.


Glen
12.16698POWDML::HANGGELIWill Work For LatteMon Aug 12 1996 01:538
    
    Wrap a hot damp towel around your neck.  Cover it with a dry towel.  Do
    not sleep in the way of the fan.
    
    Love,
    
    Dr_Deb
    
12.16699BIGQ::SILVAquince.ljo.dec.com/www/decplus/Mon Aug 12 1996 12:529

	Dear Dr Deb.... I'm sure your advice would have worked perfectly, had I
read it. Unfortunately for me, I did not read it until today. But if my neck
still bothers me tonight when I get home, I will take your advice. I thank you
for your advice and feel honored to receive it. Thank you! :-)


Glen-who-wishes-he-logged-back-in-last-night
12.16700ACISS2::LEECHMon Aug 12 1996 13:099
    
			  (__)
                          (00)
                   /-------\/ 
                  / |     || \ 
                 *  ||W---|| Snarf. 
                    ~~    ~~  

    
12.16701BIGQ::SILVAquince.ljo.dec.com/www/decplus/Mon Aug 12 1996 13:243

	I see not ALL of us are cured of snarfing.... :-)
12.16702ACISS1::BATTISFuture Chevy Blazer ownerMon Aug 12 1996 13:542
    
    I'm back
12.1670342333::LESLIEAndy Leslie | DTN 847 6586Mon Aug 12 1996 13:551
    We concur.
12.16704DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Mon Aug 12 1996 14:4815
    
    
    	.....  calling to doublcheck that the reservations my folks
    	made for us to camp weekend after next were for both Friday
    	and Saturday night (they've been camping at this campground
    	for the paat week).  Woman at the desk can't find the reservation!
    	Grumble.  Mom told me that they walked around, found the biggest,
    	nicest campsite and then went up and requested it for us for the
    	weekend of the 24th.  Reservation not there.  So when the woman
    	asks my folks just what site it was they looked it, I asked her
    	to kindly smack my dad upside the head for me.  Good thing I
    	called.  We may have gotten up there next weekend and not had
    	a site!
    
    	
12.16705BIGQ::SILVAquince.ljo.dec.com/www/decplus/Mon Aug 12 1996 14:574

	JJ, never hit your father in the head, or get someone else to do it for
you. These things are bad. :-)  nnttm
12.16706DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Mon Aug 12 1996 15:007
    
    
    	Ha!  We even have a name for it.  "The Morrissey Dope Slap".
    	Anyone is allowed to give it to anyone, when it is felt necessary.
    	This is necessary, but I can't be there in person to administer
    	it, so.........  =)
    
12.16707ACISS1::BATTISFuture Chevy Blazer ownerMon Aug 12 1996 15:154
    
    .16706
    
    Can this apply to soapbox contestants?
12.16708POWDML::HANGGELIWill Work For LatteMon Aug 12 1996 15:513
    
    Everything.
    
12.16709SMURF::WALTERSMon Aug 12 1996 16:051
    What, even the cute little teddy bear in "amusing sigs"?
12.16710BUSY::SLABThe word for today is legs ...Mon Aug 12 1996 16:115
    
    	Deb, Battis could always sing to you to lift your spirits.
    
    	"Ah-ah-ah-ah, stayin' alive, stayin' alive ..."
    
12.16711POWDML::HANGGELIWill Work For LatteMon Aug 12 1996 16:127
                             
                          
                    {~x~}          	"When all else fails...
                   {~. .~}    ()_~~~_()     ...rip your teddy's head off."
                     ---       (_)-(_)
    
                                               
12.16712SMURF::WALTERSMon Aug 12 1996 16:144
    <Mayor Quimby voice>
    
    Henceforth this, ah, day shall be known as "Day of the Wooden Spoons"
                          
12.16713ACISS1::BATTISFuture Chevy Blazer ownerMon Aug 12 1996 16:243
    
    I've noticed lately that debra is prone to violence. This troubles me,
    greivieously so, in fact.
12.16714POWDML::HANGGELIWill Work For LatteMon Aug 12 1996 16:313
    
    No more Mr. Nice Guy.
    
12.16715GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheMon Aug 12 1996 16:338
    
    debra marie!!!
    
    i am most appalled (2ps)!!!
    
    
    
    
12.16716SMURF::WALTERSMon Aug 12 1996 16:331
    Ripped his head off too, eh?
12.16717BUSY::SLABThe word for today is legs ...Mon Aug 12 1996 16:346
    
    	"No more Mrs. Nice Guy,
    	 no more Mrs. Clean.
    	 No more Mrs. Nice guy,
    	 she's sick, she's obsce-e-e-ene!!"
    
12.16718POWDML::HANGGELIWill Work For LatteMon Aug 12 1996 16:407
    
    Hey, it doesn't matter a bit if I'm naughty or nice - I still get the
    same results.
    
    Why should I waste my time being considerate and thoughtful and caring
    if I get kicked in the teeth anyway?
    
12.16719BUSY::SLABThe word for today is legs ...Mon Aug 12 1996 16:436
    
    	"Knock her down, it's all in vain,
    	 she gets right back on her feet again!!
    
    	Hit her with your best shot ..."
    
12.16720ACISS1::BATTISFuture Chevy Blazer ownerMon Aug 12 1996 17:071
    <--- Benatar fan, eh?
12.16721BUSY::SLABThey call me Dr. LoveMon Aug 12 1996 17:083
    
    	Nah, I prefer Benetar.
    
12.16722WAHOO::LEVESQUEand your little dog, too!Mon Aug 12 1996 17:246
    <<< Note 12.16721 by BUSY::SLAB "They call me Dr. Love" >>>
    
    >Nah, I prefer Benetar.
    
     Oh, the ignominy of correcting someone's spelling when they've got it
    right already...
12.16723BUSY::SLABThigh masterMon Aug 12 1996 17:584
    
    	I simply meant that I preferred "Benetar" over "Benatar" as a
    	spelling for the performer named Benatar.
    
12.16724POLAR::RICHARDSONRanch send no girlMon Aug 12 1996 18:001
    You should give yourself a Pat on the back for that one.
12.16725the penultimate equivocationWAHOO::LEVESQUEand your little dog, too!Mon Aug 12 1996 18:001
    Sure, Suz. ;->
12.16726BUSY::SLABThigh masterMon Aug 12 1996 18:066
    
    	OR, maybe I was wrong and owe Battis an apology.
    
    	However, I'd much rather owe it to him than cheat him out of
    	it, so don't hold your breath.
    
12.16727looks like I'll be living in the office this weekACISS2::LEECHMon Aug 12 1996 20:191
    TTHT:  irrational deadlines...
12.16728BIGQ::SILVAquince.ljo.dec.com/www/decplus/Mon Aug 12 1996 20:316
| <<< Note 12.16718 by POWDML::HANGGELI "Will Work For Latte" >>>


| if I get kicked in the teeth anyway?

	You have very pretty teeth. No one had better kick them!
12.16729MFGFIN::E_WALKEREvery neck shall break\Mon Aug 12 1996 21:125
         TTHT:: Went to a wedding this weekend. Complete bore, and they ran
    out of food. And my cousin's new wife looks completely evil - won't
    last 6 months. And he went crazy a few months back and turned into
    something I believe is called a "vegan", which means that there were no
    steaks or burgers served. Bummer. 
12.16730FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Mon Aug 12 1996 21:146
    
    
    	Thank gawd for your notes Ed. I doubt I'd smile as much without
    them...:*)
    
    
12.16731More wedding mayhemMFGFIN::E_WALKEREvery neck shall break\Mon Aug 12 1996 21:215
         And then we tried to play softball, but one of the bridesmaids had
    a mean underhand that no one could hit. I got a foul tip that almost
    went through a window, which pretty much ended that game. She should
    have pitched for the Olympic team! 
    
12.16732BUSY::SLABTime for cake and sodomyMon Aug 12 1996 21:225
    
    	You let a FEMALE get the best of you in an outdoor sport??
    
    	I don't believe you would even admit such a thing in public.
    
12.16733MFGFIN::E_WALKEREvery neck shall break\Mon Aug 12 1996 21:254
         Well, I used to be a pitcher myself, although not a very good one.
    But I found it hard to believe that anyone could pitch so fast
    underhand. She could even throw curves and sliders. No base hits in
    three innings. Very impressive.
12.16734MK MadnessMFGFIN::E_WALKEREvery neck shall break\Mon Aug 12 1996 23:152
         TTHT:: Having a brand new game in my locker and having to wait
    until midnight to play it. I can't take the suspense!!! 
12.16735THEMAX::SMITH_SR.I.P.-30AUG96Mon Aug 12 1996 23:233
    re -1
    
    Are you going to play with yourself?
12.16736THEMAX::SMITH_SR.I.P.-30AUG96Mon Aug 12 1996 23:231
    I mean BY yourself!
12.16737MFGFIN::E_WALKEREvery neck shall break\Mon Aug 12 1996 23:342
         Uh, no. In fact, I got another controller because a certain
    relative is going to get fatalitied tonight. 
12.16738WAHOO::LEVESQUEand your little dog, too!Tue Aug 13 1996 12:023
    In a final (hopefully) fit of spite, my former means of transportation
    has elected to force me to shell out several hundred dollars to replace
    the last remaining original part. Feh!
12.16739ACISS1::BATTISFuture Chevy Blazer ownerTue Aug 13 1996 13:493
    
    ok doc, I'll bite. Why didn't you trade your Probe in when you bought
    your new car?? Am I missing the boat or something.
12.16740BUSY::SLABTwisted forever, forever twisted.Tue Aug 13 1996 14:144
    
    	Someone might have bought it from him and is collecting on the
    	"warranty" that Doc provided in the sale.
    
12.16741GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheTue Aug 13 1996 14:174
    
    or perhaps it's a 'back-up' mode of transportation for the family...
    
    
12.16742POWDML::HANGGELIWill Work For LatteTue Aug 13 1996 14:236
    
    In that case, I'd get it repaired, because driving in reverse for large
    amounts of time can get awkward.
    
    8^)
    
12.16743GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheTue Aug 13 1996 14:324
    
    remind me to smaq you at lunch, missie...
    
    
12.16744ACISS1::BATTISFuture Chevy Blazer ownerTue Aug 13 1996 14:382
    
    heck raq, why wait.
12.167458^)POWDML::HANGGELIWill Work For LatteTue Aug 13 1996 14:393
    
    Shush, you.
    
12.16746WAHOO::LEVESQUEand your little dog, too!Tue Aug 13 1996 14:594
    I didn't trade it because they weren't going to give me what it's worth
    (since I successfully negotiated a low markup on the new vehicle.) And
    Shawn, the car will be sold "as is." Not being the type to misrepresent
    things, I'm just going to get it fixed before I sell it.
12.16747ACISS1::BATTISFuture Chevy Blazer ownerTue Aug 13 1996 15:142
    
    <-------  what, no extended 36 month bumper to bumper warranty????
12.16748BUSY::SLABWatch it, Joe - danger lurks aheadTue Aug 13 1996 15:269
    
    	Good idea, Doc.
    
    	RE: Battis
    
    	My father sold a '66 Oldsmobile to a guy for $100 about 10-15
    	years ago and the warranty he gave with the car was "will get
    	you out of the driveway".  It did.
    
12.16749APACHE::KEITHDr. DeuceTue Aug 13 1996 16:077
    Ross Perot stated the other night that:
    
    -  all the taxes paid by everyone west of the Mississippi river go 
       to pay the debt each year!
    
    -  The national debt ~5 trillion is more money than this is (US currency) 
       in circulation!
12.16750MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Tue Aug 13 1996 16:585
    We still have not heard from Mr. Glen regarding the hypocrisy of this
    gay organization that put out the commercials.
    
    Usually when Glen is silent, he knows he's in a corner and will
    ultimately lose.
12.16751BIGQ::SILVAquince.ljo.dec.com/www/decplus/Tue Aug 13 1996 17:0511
| <<< Note 12.16750 by MKOTS3::JMARTIN "Madison...5'2'' 95 lbs." >>>

| We still have not heard from Mr. Glen regarding the hypocrisy of this
| gay organization that put out the commercials.

	Read Dawn's reply....




Glen
12.16752MFGFIN::E_WALKEREvery neck shall break\Tue Aug 13 1996 21:592
         TTHT:: It's Tuesday, the worst day of the week, and it's the 13th.
    Extra bad luck tonight. 
12.16753FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Tue Aug 13 1996 22:116
    
    
    	How was MK3?
    
    
    
12.16754MFGFIN::E_WALKEREvery neck shall break\Tue Aug 13 1996 22:176
         Brutal. Stayed up until 6:00 AM playing that stupid game, and I
    could never get very far. The computer players cheat. Sound effects
    were incredible, though, blowing away the Genesis version, and the
    graphics were much clearer. Now I need to get a book to find out all
    the moves, which I think is kinda a rip-off. Why can't they put that
    stuff in the instruction manual? 
12.16755One more thingMFGFIN::E_WALKEREvery neck shall break\Tue Aug 13 1996 22:303
         The female characters, who are actually actresses, look a lot more
    impressive in the CD version. It's almost a shame to have to dismember
    them. 
12.16756FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Tue Aug 13 1996 22:355
    
    
    	what really sux is when they dismember you. :)
    
    
12.16757BIGQ::SILVAquince.ljo.dec.com/www/decplus/Tue Aug 13 1996 22:386
| <<< Note 12.16754 by MFGFIN::E_WALKER "Every neck shall break\" >>>

| Stayed up until 6:00 AM playing that stupid game, and I could never get very 
| far. 

	I told you that you wouldn't! I'm not interested!
12.16758THEMAX::SMITH_SR.I.P.-30AUG96Tue Aug 13 1996 22:411
    :)_
12.16759MFGFIN::E_WALKEREvery neck shall break\Tue Aug 13 1996 22:428
         Yeah, one of them, I think her name was Jade, impaled my character
    on a pole and shook him until his skin flew off and he was reduced to a
    bloody, screaming skeleton. Hilarious. Another slices both your arms
    off with a buzz-saw fan and then decapitates you. The best, however,
    was the one that turned into a huge snake, swallowed my character whole,
    and spit out the bones with chunks of meat still attatched. I can't
    believe they would sell something like this to little kids. 
                           
12.16760FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Tue Aug 13 1996 22:4410
    
    
    	I can't believe parents would let their kids buy it. I don't give a
    carp if they sell it to anyone with the cash.
    
    	Sounds like I need to pick up a Sega Saturn, if for nothing else
    than this game (of course, I could only play after the kiddies had gone
    to bed). :*)
    
    jim
12.16761MFGFIN::E_WALKEREvery neck shall break\Tue Aug 13 1996 23:543
         And for the racing games! Sega Rally and Daytona are both 5 star
    games. It makes a neat CD player too - shows a dancing rocket ship
    while the music is going. 
12.16762MFGFIN::E_WALKEREvery neck shall break\Wed Aug 14 1996 00:586
         TTHT:: But enough about the Saturn. Just got back from lunch - a
    strange wind storm picked up out of nowhere. And you know how those
    Colorado drivers are - the instant the weather shows any hints of going
    bad, everyone piles into their cars and goes driving around aimlessly.
    If you don't think I'm right on this, just try driving in Colorado
    Springs during a blizzard or a hailstorm. 
12.16763MFGFIN::E_WALKEREvery neck shall break\Wed Aug 14 1996 01:025
         And then some idiot goes dashing out in the middle of Centennial
    with a neon orange baby carriage. Now I wouldn't lose any sleep if I
    splattered some yuppie all over the grill of my truck, but using a baby
    as a human shield just so you can make it across the road is going too
    far. I just hope he really didn't have a baby in that thing. 
12.16764THEMAX::SMITH_SR.I.P.-30AUG96Wed Aug 14 1996 01:081
    At least you bailed before the fuzz got there...
12.16765POLAR::RICHARDSONRanch send no girlWed Aug 14 1996 01:441
    How about the movie police, they still chasing you Ed?
12.16766MFGFIN::E_WALKEREvery neck shall break\Wed Aug 14 1996 03:178
         Those Blockbuster guys? They're kinda like the mafia. You don't
    pay them back, and you start getting threatening letters and calls at
    first, but then the real trouble starts. I had a friend who had a movie
    out that was a couple of weeks late - he got pulled over one night for
    speeding and was arrested because Blockbuster had reported the movie to
    be stolen. Now THAT'S going too far! Whatever happened to the days when
    all we had were little corner video stores, and they didn't care if you
    returned a day or two late?!? 
12.16767CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowWed Aug 14 1996 04:049

 Last I checked, Blockbuster is still a Digital customer..you may wish
 to be careful how you represent customers in here..




 Jim
12.16768THEMAX::SMITH_SR.I.P.-30AUG96Wed Aug 14 1996 04:211
    Yes, I noticed they used Digital pc's also. 
12.16769MFGFIN::E_WALKEREvery neck shall break\Wed Aug 14 1996 04:443
         I wasn't trying to "represent" a customer. Besides, the days of
    video casette rentals are numbered, and I for one will be grateful.
    Hard to rack up late fines on Pay Per View. 
12.16770FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Wed Aug 14 1996 10:447
    
    
    	I dunno about video rentals being phased out. My MIL owns a video
    store and her business has done nothing but increase over the last few
    years. They've still got some life in them.
    
    	jim
12.16771BIGQ::SILVAquince.ljo.dec.com/www/decplus/Wed Aug 14 1996 11:104

	Video stores will be around forever. Pay per view has been around for
years. They haven't ruined the video stores yet.
12.16772POLAR::RICHARDSONRanch send no girlWed Aug 14 1996 12:586
    Remember when they said TV would wipe out radio forever?

    I watched something last night that was predicting the end of TV as we
    know it. I said, NOT. Do they honestly think everyone can afford to
    hook up to these super networks for everything. They will still
    broadcast TV signals just like they still broadcast radio.
12.16773POWDML::HANGGELIWill Work For LatteWed Aug 14 1996 14:003
    
    Mel Torme is in the hospital after a stroke 8,^(.
    
12.16774BUSY::SLABWould you care for a McSeal,sir?Wed Aug 14 1996 14:044
    
    	Well, it wouldn't make much sense to put him in the hospital
    	BEFORE a stroke, would it?
    
12.16775ACISS1::BATTISFuture Chevy Blazer ownerWed Aug 14 1996 14:082
    
    may he recover in time to once again roast chestnuts over an open fire.
12.16776POLAR::RICHARDSONRanch send no girlWed Aug 14 1996 14:081
    The Velvet Fog?
12.16777POWDML::HANGGELIWill Work For LatteWed Aug 14 1996 14:103
    
    Yes, the Velvet Fog 8^I!
    
12.16778CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowWed Aug 14 1996 14:3218


 I heard this yesterday (about Mel Torme) and immediately thought of Deb

 :-(


  TTHY  A wasted trip with #1 son to Townsend Mass.   He needed to pick
 up a paycheck which he earned 3 weeks ago.  I asked him when we left if
 they knew he was coming to get it.."yeah", he said..we get there, they
 don't have the check (they'd mailed it to his temp agency) and he flipped
 out..I asked him when he told them he was coming to get it  "2 weeks ago",
 he replied.  Of course it was all their fault..



 Jim
12.16779GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheWed Aug 14 1996 14:376
    
    >>I heard this yesterday (about Mel Torme) and immediately thought of Deb
    
    
    but he looks nothing like her...
    
12.16780ACISS1::BATTISFuture Chevy Blazer ownerWed Aug 14 1996 14:414
    
    .16779
    
    you're right. Mel has no baps.
12.16781NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Aug 14 1996 14:461
But he has good chest tones.
12.16782CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowWed Aug 14 1996 14:5113

RE: <<< Note 12.16779 by GAVEL::JANDROW "i think, therefore i have a headache" >>>

    
   > >>I heard this yesterday (about Mel Torme) and immediately thought of Deb
    
    
   > but he looks nothing like her...
    

   Well, yeah..

12.16783BIGQ::SILVAquince.ljo.dec.com/www/decplus/Wed Aug 14 1996 16:013

	Jim.... are you saying Deb is in a Velvet Fog? :-)
12.16784FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Wed Aug 14 1996 18:108
    
    
    	TtHT:
    
    	my SIL being told they found possibly cancerous cells in her pap
    smear. damn...
    
    jim
12.16785POLAR::RICHARDSONRanch send no girlWed Aug 14 1996 18:121
    <--- This is some drag.
12.16786POWDML::HANGGELIWill Work For LatteWed Aug 14 1996 18:153
    
    8^(
    
12.16787SMURF::WALTERSWed Aug 14 1996 18:181
    Tough one.  Good luck to her.
12.16788ACISS1::BATTISFuture Chevy Blazer ownerWed Aug 14 1996 18:242
    
    jim, hope they are mistaken. hang in there.
12.16789BIGQ::SILVAquince.ljo.dec.com/www/decplus/Wed Aug 14 1996 18:263

	Bummer news, Jim....
12.16790SCASS1::BARBER_Aall of which are American dreamsWed Aug 14 1996 18:281
    That sucks!
12.16791CSC32::M_EVANSwatch this spaceWed Aug 14 1996 18:508
    Jim,
    
    This is one of those things where you always want to get a second or
    third pap done with a different lab if possible.  While cervical cancer
    is serious, the number of false positives always makes it worth your
    while to have a followup done.
    
    meg
12.16792FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Wed Aug 14 1996 19:097
    
    
    	She is going in for more tests to make sure the cells are
    cancerous. Unfortunately, after she left her job with UPS she didn't
    opt to pay for her own health insurance. 
    
     
12.16793DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Wed Aug 14 1996 20:296
    
    
    	Ouch.  Double whammy.
    
    	I hope things turn out in her favor.....
    
12.16794FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Wed Aug 14 1996 20:365
    
    
    me too. Thanks everyone.
    
    
12.16795PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Aug 14 1996 21:1420
	More garden carnage.  Some creature (probably a quadruped,



                           (__)
                           (oo)
                    /-------\/ 
                   / |     || \ 
                  *  ||W---||  Don't look at ME.
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	probably not a cow) ravaged the broccoli again and ate a
	coupla plum tomatoes and a few winter squash.  This is getting
	serious.  Might have to release his little woodchuck soul
	into the Great Beyond.
 
     

12.16796MFGFIN::E_WALKEREvery neck shall break\Wed Aug 14 1996 21:284
         Try putting one of those wooden birds with the wings that spin in
    a breeze in your garden. Decorative, and they scare hell out of small
    pests. I know, I've got four of the things scattered around in my
    pathetic excuse for a garden. 
12.16797MFGFIN::EPPERSONWed Aug 14 1996 21:311
    It`s time to spend the night on the back porch with a 22.
12.16798POLAR::RICHARDSONRanch send no girlWed Aug 14 1996 21:381
    He's over the teenager thing is he?
12.16799MFGFIN::EPPERSONWed Aug 14 1996 21:391
    Never can be too sure.
12.16800COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertWed Aug 14 1996 21:401
Huh?
12.16801Stay awake out thereMFGFIN::E_WALKEREvery neck shall break\Wed Aug 14 1996 21:412
         TTHT:: Nobody is picking up on the snarfs. Must be Silva's day
    off.
12.16802COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertWed Aug 14 1996 21:423
>Stay awake out there

Huh?
12.16803BIGQ::SILVAquince.ljo.dec.com/www/decplus/Wed Aug 14 1996 21:526
| <<< Note 12.16796 by MFGFIN::E_WALKER "Every neck shall break\" >>>

| I know, I've got four of the things scattered around in my pathetic excuse 
| for a garden.

	Hey... something to go with your pathetic excuse for a life! :-)
12.16804BIGQ::SILVAquince.ljo.dec.com/www/decplus/Wed Aug 14 1996 21:535
| <<< Note 12.16801 by MFGFIN::E_WALKER "Every neck shall break\" >>>

| TTHT:: Nobody is picking up on the snarfs. Must be Silva's day off.

	I gave up snarfs a week or so ago..... I even announced it!
12.16805Enough, already!!!MFGFIN::E_WALKERKabal wins.....FATALITYWed Aug 14 1996 22:002
         Quit cold turkey, eh? No wonder you've been so antagonistic
    lately. 
12.16806THEMAX::SMITH_SR.I.P.-30AUG96Thu Aug 15 1996 04:503
    TTHT
    
    Golf ball-size hail beating down on my car
12.16807Rats with wingsUSPS::FPRUSSFrank Pruss, 202-232-7347Thu Aug 15 1996 05:004
    Put up "Nix-o-lite" on the eaves over my porch to get rid of the
    pidgeon poop on my steps.  They just moved to the eaves over the bay
    window and are "painting" three stories of bricks white...
    
12.16808FABSIX::P_OHALLORANGo mbeanfaigh Dia sibhThu Aug 15 1996 05:377
    
    <-------
    
    take a look at note 12.16797.  That should do the trick :^)
    
    
    
12.16809What no walletKERNEL::FREKESExcuse me while I scratch my buttThu Aug 15 1996 09:417
    I have lost my wallet containing 2 credit cards, 4 cash cards,
    club membership cards, and drivers licence.
    
    Something else to hate. I bank with a telphone banking service, they
    have no high street branches. So I am stuck for a week with no money.
    
    Steven 
12.16810POMPY::LESLIEAndy Leslie, DTN 847 6586Thu Aug 15 1996 09:445
    
    But there's nowt to spend your money *on* in Basingstoke.
    
    Unless it's the chippy at the bottom of the A30 as you head north from
    there. 
12.16811that really suxFABSIX::P_OHALLORANGo mbeanfaigh Dia sibhThu Aug 15 1996 10:052
    
    
12.16812WAHOO::LEVESQUEand your little dog, too!Thu Aug 15 1996 12:3513
    The brain drain begins.
    
    One of the most important members of the team is leaving to be chief
    technical officer of a startup in Silicon Valley. He's responsible for
    architecting several of our most important and successful networking
    products. And this is what he had to say about that: "And I especially
    like to thank the ******, *****, and GIGAswitch/FDDI teams for
    all of the long hours and hard work that they put into these world
    class projects.  It has been a privilege working with you all and in
    making whatever small contributions that I was able to do for these
    projects." Whatever small contributions, indeed.
    
     What a tough loss.
12.16813GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheThu Aug 15 1996 12:464
    
    tth:  waking up with a headache (not too bad, yet)...
    
    
12.16815ACISS1::BATTISFuture Chevy Blazer ownerThu Aug 15 1996 12:564
    
    well doc, it appears management hasn't learned their lesson. Don't 
    expect that to change anytime in the near future either. someday they
    will learn their lesson, but alas, it will be too late.
12.16816CNTROL::JENNISONIt's all about soulThu Aug 15 1996 15:2610
    
    	TTHT:
    
    	The vicarious way in which Diane treats her moderator 
    	activities.  This has pretty much sealed my belief
    	that we live in a rotting society.  
    
    	I'm just so disgusted.
    
    
12.16817POLAR::RICHARDSONRanch send no girlThu Aug 15 1996 15:313
    I'm freakin fed freakin up!

    {sounds of rivets popping} {sound of steam escaping}
12.16818BULEAN::BANKSThu Aug 15 1996 15:315
Oops.  Another piece of societly just sloughed off, right over there.

Yah.  Life as we know it is ending.

It's about time.
12.16819PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BThu Aug 15 1996 15:366
>         <<< Note 12.16817 by POLAR::RICHARDSON "Ranch send no girl" >>>

>    {sounds of rivets popping} {sound of steam escaping}

	aagagagagag.

12.16820MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Thu Aug 15 1996 15:454
    I was just in line at the DCU with Andy K. and he is not happy with the
    way Lady Di is being treated.  
    
    He was in fact carrying and said we better behave ourselves!
12.16821POLAR::RICHARDSONRanch send no girlThu Aug 15 1996 15:491
    Andy is pregnant?!?!?!!!!
12.16822MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Thu Aug 15 1996 15:511
    No!!  He's got a piece!
12.16823ACISS1::BATTISFuture Chevy Blazer ownerThu Aug 15 1996 15:554
    
    what's this nonsense about di running amok with her moderator powers??
    
    Heed her warnings you people that don't count.
12.16824Take it to the boinkable topic ...BRITE::FYFEUse it up, wear it out, make it do, or do without.Thu Aug 15 1996 16:021
>    No!!  He's got a piece!
12.16825BULEAN::BANKSThu Aug 15 1996 17:003
>    No!!  He's got a piece!

Well, good for him.
12.16826ACISS1::BATTISFuture Chevy Blazer ownerThu Aug 15 1996 17:174
    
    << No!! He's got a piece!
    
    and all I got was a rock.
12.16827POWDML::HANGGELIWill Work For LatteThu Aug 15 1996 18:043
    
    ttht:  silence.
    
12.16828 MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Thu Aug 15 1996 18:051
     
12.16829CNTROL::JENNISONIt's all about soulThu Aug 15 1996 18:409
    
    	Whoop whoop whooop!
    
    	AAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHH!!!
    
    	AIEEEIEIEIEIEIEIEII!
    
    	
    
12.16830COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertThu Aug 15 1996 18:433
	Another freakin' budget cut announcement meeting.

12.16831SCASS1::BARBER_Aall of which are American dreamsThu Aug 15 1996 18:434
    Deb, have a kid.  It will be the end of silence as you know it.  You
    will have lingering memories of real silence and spend the rest of your
    life on a quest for it, although when you get it, it's not the same cuz
    then you miss your kid.  
12.16832POWDML::HANGGELIWill Work For LatteThu Aug 15 1996 18:595
    
    tt suddenly lt:  silence 8^)))))))).
    
    Thanks, April.
    
12.16833JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeThu Aug 15 1996 18:591
    <------  she's right!
12.16834JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeThu Aug 15 1996 19:002
    oops that was meant for April... :-)  Not that you aren't right on
    occasion .... but
12.16835SCASS1::BARBER_Aall of which are American dreamsThu Aug 15 1996 19:191
    Glad to help.  8)
12.16836ACISS1::BATTISFuture Chevy Blazer ownerThu Aug 15 1996 19:323
    
    debra, I'm calling you now to sing for you. you will then beg for
    silence.
12.16837POWDML::HANGGELIWill Work For LatteThu Aug 15 1996 19:403
    
    <whimper>
    
12.16838ACISS1::BATTISFuture Chevy Blazer ownerThu Aug 15 1996 19:432
    
    <simper>
12.16839MFGFIN::E_WALKERKabal wins.....FATALITYThu Aug 15 1996 23:452
         TTHT:: Okay, so maybe that swivel chair thing wasn't such a good
    idea. Well, you never know until you try. 
12.16840THEMAX::SMITH_SR.I.P.-30AUG96Thu Aug 15 1996 23:531
    What are you talking about, Ed?
12.16841POLAR::RICHARDSONRanch send no girlFri Aug 16 1996 01:023
    I'm talking to myself you know.
    
    I'm in bad shape.
12.16842THEMAX::SMITH_SR.I.P.-30AUG96Fri Aug 16 1996 01:081
    Have you been drinking today?
12.16843POLAR::RICHARDSONRanch send no girlFri Aug 16 1996 01:121
    Yes. I had a couple of large IPA's for lunch.
12.16844MFGFIN::E_WALKERKabal wins.....FATALITYFri Aug 16 1996 01:572
         I'm still here - but work keeps on interfering with my noting! I'm
    going to try the spinning chair routine some more. 
12.16845THEMAX::SMITH_SR.I.P.-30AUG96Fri Aug 16 1996 02:102
    You deleted my note ed
    :(_
12.16846SCASS1::BARBER_Aall of which are American dreamsFri Aug 16 1996 02:524
    Ed can't delete your notes, dude.
    
    Spinning is fun.  Imagine being 2 years old and being swung around by
    your wrists at warp speed.
12.16847THEMAX::SMITH_SR.I.P.-30AUG96Fri Aug 16 1996 02:542
    While Ed was spinning I typed "hi" under his account while he still had
    it up.
12.16848POLAR::RICHARDSONRanch send no girlFri Aug 16 1996 02:571
    Does he get it up that often?
12.16849SCASS1::BARBER_Aall of which are American dreamsFri Aug 16 1996 02:591
    agagaga!
12.16850THEMAX::SMITH_SR.I.P.-30AUG96Fri Aug 16 1996 03:002
    What's "it"?
    ;)
12.16851MFGFIN::EPPERSONtoo much livin` is no way to dieFri Aug 16 1996 03:011
    Steve, I thought you had a girlfriend.
12.16852SCASS1::BARBER_Aall of which are American dreamsFri Aug 16 1996 03:021
    Stevie & Eddie, sittin' in a tree...
12.16853oooops!!THEMAX::SMITH_SR.I.P.-30AUG96Fri Aug 16 1996 03:022
    After re-reading my note I must say I am blushing.
    -ss
12.16854THEMAX::SMITH_SR.I.P.-30AUG96Fri Aug 16 1996 03:031
    Hey! This is a work environment!!!
12.16855SCASS1::BARBER_Aall of which are American dreamsFri Aug 16 1996 03:041
    Hey, I'm not at work.
12.16856POLAR::RICHARDSONRanch send no girlFri Aug 16 1996 03:051
    Hey, aren't you the guy who takes sheep to rock concerts?
12.16857MFGFIN::E_WALKERKabal wins.....FATALITYFri Aug 16 1996 03:184
         Not to worry, folks, Steve doesn't even vaguely resemble a 14 year
    old girl. Although with that long hair, he does sort of look like his
    girlfriend, which is why I always double-check when I pick her up
    on his front lawn every night. 
12.16858MFGFIN::EPPERSONtoo much livin` is no way to dieFri Aug 16 1996 03:202
      Forget the "I bopped your girlfriend" comments.  Steve is already
    gone for the night.
12.16859POLAR::RICHARDSONRanch send no girlFri Aug 16 1996 03:221
    A real minuteman eh?
12.16860COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertFri Aug 16 1996 04:539
I had shut things down and was about to go to sleep when I discovered that
the fan in the bedroom window had sucked in a huge quantity of essence of
skunk.

Now a little bit of skunk smell I find to be quite pleasing... when you
pass by it in a car and it only lasts a minute.  But not when it envelopes
you and stays with you.

/john
12.16861Doh!!KERNEL::FREKESExcuse me while I scratch my buttFri Aug 16 1996 08:4610
    My parked car, (with handbrake applied) rolled back and crashed into
    another car outside my house at 08:20 this morning. It was a policemans
    car. He is selling his car so he wants it repaired before selling it.
    
    My insurance premiums are going to go sky high, it is not as if they
    aren't high enough already!!
    
    And I had new brakes put on all round 6 months ago.
    
    Steven F.
12.16862POMPY::LESLIEAndy Leslie, DTN 847 6586Fri Aug 16 1996 08:531
    So sue the garage, if you can prove the handbrake was applied.
12.16863ok, but howKERNEL::FREKESExcuse me while I scratch my buttFri Aug 16 1996 10:346
    re:-1 
    
    How do I prove the hand brake was applied?
    How long should a new set of brakes last anyway?
    
    Steven
12.16864POMPY::LESLIEAndy Leslie, DTN 847 6586Fri Aug 16 1996 10:543
    o When you opened the door with a witness?
    
    o 40-50k miles?
12.16865SMURF::WALTERSFri Aug 16 1996 12:271
    And I thought that I was having a bad week!
12.16866DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Fri Aug 16 1996 14:227
    
    
    	New brakes should last a heckuva lot longer than 6 months!
    	Were it me, I'd be down at the garage, spitting nails.
    
    	TTHT    almost two weeks of battling insomnia..... and losing.
    
12.16867PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BFri Aug 16 1996 14:253
    one ear full of smut

12.16868SCASS1::BARBER_Aall of which are American dreamsFri Aug 16 1996 14:261
    What's the other ear full of??
12.16869PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BFri Aug 16 1996 14:272
   there's more than one other ear.
12.16870SCASS1::BARBER_Aall of which are American dreamsFri Aug 16 1996 14:291
    Oh, it's too early for that.
12.16871BUSY::SLABCatch you later!!Fri Aug 16 1996 15:3017
    
    	RE: brakes
    
    	Keep in mind that "brakes" encompasses quite a bit more than a
    	couple sets of pads/shoes.  Drums, calipers, cables [especially
    	since the handbrake was mentioned], brake fluid.
    
    	If the handbrake cable snaps, the lever can remain in the "up"
    	position even though it's not doing anything.  On a slight grade,
    	the car might not even move right away, but a bit of wind later
    	on will start it moving quite nicely.
    
    	So before you adopt the JJ method of dealing with businessmen
    	who you consider to be thieving slime [8^)], try and find out
    	what actually happened.  And in the future, put the car in gear
    	AND set the handbrake when you park it.
    
12.16872brakes, what brakesKERNEL::FREKESExcuse me while I scratch my buttFri Aug 16 1996 16:138
    re: .16871
    
    A friend of mine works at the garage where they did my brakes. And I
    got him to look up the records, and only the front brakes were
    replaced, not the rear ones which I believe are operated by the
    handbrake. 
    So tonight I will be parking in gear, and ensuring that everyone in 
    my court, moves there cars out so I can't damage anyone elses car. :-)
12.16873POWDML::HANGGELIElvis is the WatermelonFri Aug 16 1996 17:2412
    
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHGHGHGHG!
    
    (running around in circles)
    
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHHGGH!
    
    (tearing at hair)
    
    Just once!  JUST ONCE!  Is it too much to ask?
    
    
12.16874SALEM::DODASometimes all you get is the truthFri Aug 16 1996 17:391
just about friggin everything.
12.16875POWDML::HANGGELIElvis is the WatermelonFri Aug 16 1996 17:414
    
    8^(
    
    
12.16876BUSY::SLABCrackerFri Aug 16 1996 17:415
    
    	RE: .16873
    
    	I keep asking myself that, too, everytime you turn me down.
    
12.16877keep on singing/playing/listeningHBAHBA::HAASmore madness, less horrorFri Aug 16 1996 17:455
>just about friggin everything.

I had to quickly look at the topic of the Topic as I UNSEENd my way here.

I'm sure, Daryll, that this doesn't include music...
12.16878Music is a refuge TTomSALEM::DODASometimes all you get is the truthFri Aug 16 1996 17:501
Well, I did say "just about".....
12.16879soothe that soulHBAHBA::HAASmore madness, less horrorFri Aug 16 1996 17:520
12.16880ACISS2::LEECHFri Aug 16 1996 18:282
    TTHT: outliving yet another manager... I even liked this one (he will
    be TFSO'd shortly)   <sigh>
12.16881POLAR::RICHARDSONSo far away from meFri Aug 16 1996 18:311
    he's dead?
12.16882ACISS1::BATTISFuture Chevy Blazer ownerFri Aug 16 1996 18:362
    
    <--- not yet
12.16883ACISS1::BATTISFuture Chevy Blazer ownerFri Aug 16 1996 18:373
    
    nothing. all is right in the cosmos. live every day as if its your
    last. you may go back to your whining now....
12.16884POWDML::HANGGELIElvis is the WatermelonFri Aug 16 1996 18:393
    
    Looks like Mark had a good lunch date 8^).
    
12.16885ACISS1::BATTISFuture Chevy Blazer ownerFri Aug 16 1996 18:422
    
    <blink> <blink>
12.16886BUSY::SLABDILLIGAFFri Aug 16 1996 19:014
    
    	Another date with a stripper, but apparently this 1 turned out
    	to be a woman.
    
12.16887ACISS1::BATTISFuture Chevy Blazer ownerFri Aug 16 1996 19:192
    
    <------- jealousy is so unbecoming.
12.16888i could note aaallll nite looooooongg....THEMAX::SMITH_SR.I.P.-30AUG96Sat Aug 17 1996 01:186
    ttht
    
    How long can it possibly take to give me a password so that I may note
    from home?
    
    ;{_ss
12.16889What PW would that be?USPS::FPRUSSFrank Pruss, 202-232-7347Sat Aug 17 1996 01:347
    Who are looking to provide the PW?
    
    Netcom's was ready before I could dial.
    
    (To establish PPP and get in DEC via the tunnel)
    
    FJP
12.16890THEMAX::SMITH_SR.I.P.-30AUG96Sat Aug 17 1996 02:144
    That's all Greek to me, dood. PPP? Netcom?  I called the helpdesk for
    some password I've been told I need. Do you know a better way?
    Suggestions are appreciated.
    -ss
12.16891COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertSun Aug 18 1996 12:574
Ick.

Just stepped barefoot on what the cat spat up.

12.16892BIGQ::SILVAquince.ljo.dec.com/www/decplus/Sun Aug 18 1996 14:073

	GROSS!
12.16893POWDML::HANGGELIElvis is the WatermelonSun Aug 18 1996 18:023
    
    ttht:  not getting home in time to crash PattyBaby's party 8^p!
    
12.16894WMOIS::GIROUARD_CMon Aug 19 1996 10:582
first week in 3 without my grandson and the kids. they went home
last Friday. 
12.16895WAHOO::LEVESQUEand your little dog, too!Mon Aug 19 1996 11:022
    TTHF: two tubs and 11 hours in the hot sun and the guest of honor fails
    to show. :-/
12.16896How old *are* you ?CNTROL::JENNISONIt's all about soulMon Aug 19 1996 13:403
    
    	Chip, your grandson has kids ?
    
12.16897ACISS1::BATTISNew Chevy Blazer ownerMon Aug 19 1996 13:492
    
    chip, you can pick your face up off the floor now.
12.16898JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeMon Aug 19 1996 15:324
    Take my advice...
    
    
    Never put on pantyhose in front of your cat.. its expensive.
12.16899JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeMon Aug 19 1996 15:331
    Oh, wonder if I can...
12.16900Hey this makes up for the 2 pair of pantyhose!JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeMon Aug 19 1996 15:3320
    
    ( (    /|(  ___  )( (    /|(  ____ \|\     /|( )(  ____ \
    |  \  ( || (   ) ||  \  ( || (    \/( \   / )|/ | (    \/
    |   \ | || (___) ||   \ | || |       \ (_) /    | (_____ 
    | (\ \) ||  ___  || (\ \) || |        \   /     (_____  )
    | | \   || (   ) || | \   || |         ) (            ) |
    | )  \  || )   ( || )  \  || (____/\   | |      /\____) |
    |/    )_)|/     \||/    )_)(_______/   \_/      \_______)
                                                             
     _______  _        _______  _______  _______  _ 
    (  ____ \( (    /|(  ___  )(  ____ )(  ____ \( )
    | (    \/|  \  ( || (   ) || (    )|| (    \/| |
    | (_____ |   \ | || (___) || (____)|| (__    | |
    (_____  )| (\ \) ||  ___  ||     __)|  __)   | |
          ) || | \   || (   ) || (\ (   | (      (_)
    /\____) || )  \  || )   ( || ) \ \__| )       _ 
    \_______)|/    )_)|/     \||/   \__/|/       (_)
                                                    
    
    
12.16901POWDML::HANGGELIElvis is the WatermelonMon Aug 19 1996 15:354
    
    Nancy, for goodness sakes, how long have you had a cat!  I've pretty
    much given up pantyhose and started wearing tights instead.
    
12.16902LANDO::OLIVER_Bit's about summer!Mon Aug 19 1996 15:351
    oh jaysus.
12.16903POWDML::HANGGELIElvis is the WatermelonMon Aug 19 1996 15:495
    
    Oh, sorry; was that too personal 8^/?
    
    At least Pantyhose Man isn't around any more 8^).
    
12.16904JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeMon Aug 19 1996 15:562
    Uhm along time, but she normally isn't with me when I'm nekkid.  I'm
    shy. :-) 
12.16905WMOIS::GIROUARD_CMon Aug 19 1996 16:077
sheesh, i guess i'm too old, but i don't weigh a 184lbs. (Brian!) 

:-)

no, my grandson is a goat herder and he brought some of the
flock with him. naturally, we told him to get the flock outa
here. hence his departure.
12.16906ACISS1::BATTISNew Chevy Blazer ownerMon Aug 19 1996 16:216
    
    .16905
    
    well Chip, I hope you at least fed them before showing them the door.
    would have been the neighborly thing to do. Also, it gets rid of
    unwanted leftovers.
12.16907WMOIS::GIROUARD_CMon Aug 19 1996 16:272
-1 sure did Mark. man can those little guys peel labels off
tin cans or what!?
12.16908WAHOO::LEVESQUEand your little dog, too!Mon Aug 19 1996 17:263
    >At least Pantyhose Man isn't around any more 8^).
    
     Bwahahahaha!
12.16909POWDML::HANGGELIElvis is the WatermelonMon Aug 19 1996 17:273
    
    Oh, he hit on you too, eh 8^)?
    
12.16910ACISS1::BATTISNew Chevy Blazer ownerMon Aug 19 1996 17:332
    
    would pantyhose man be bob proctor, or am i mistaken?
12.16911BUSY::SLABErin go braghlessMon Aug 19 1996 17:353
    
    	Maybe, and usually.
    
12.16912WAHOO::LEVESQUEand your little dog, too!Mon Aug 19 1996 17:374
    >Oh, he hit on you too, eh 8^)?
    
     No, but after the first time I heard the "I got this strange mail"
    story, I was able to tell whomever said that who sent the mail. :-)
12.16913POWDML::HANGGELIElvis is the WatermelonMon Aug 19 1996 17:375
    
    No no, Pantyhose Man was years ago.
    
    But speaking of Bobbo, where the heck is he?
    
12.16914BAR is all i can remember...GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheMon Aug 19 1996 18:316
    
    deb, i had forgotten about him... :>  took me a bit to remember what he
    looked like.  what the hell was his name...
    
    
    
12.16915POWDML::HANGGELIElvis is the WatermelonMon Aug 19 1996 18:396
    
    Speaking of pantyhose, I have completely shredded this brand new pair
    today.  Completely.  They're ventilated all over the place.  
    
    And I can't even blame it on the cats.
    
12.16916RUSURE::GOODWINSacred Cows Make the Best HamburgerMon Aug 19 1996 18:431
    Oh, you're so rough!
12.16917POWDML::HANGGELIElvis is the WatermelonMon Aug 19 1996 19:084
    
    
    I'm a savage.
    
12.16918WAHOO::LEVESQUEand your little dog, too!Mon Aug 19 1996 19:101
    U brut!
12.16919ACISS1::BATTISNew Chevy Blazer ownerMon Aug 19 1996 19:253
    
    well deb, that explains the recent order through cosmos of studded
    leather collars and riding crops.
12.16920CNTROL::JENNISONIt's all about soulMon Aug 19 1996 19:585
    
    	mz_debra, look for Hanes' Reliance.  More expensive, but you	
    can actually wear them twice (or more)!
    
    
12.16921BIGQ::SILVAquince.ljo.dec.com/www/decplus/Mon Aug 19 1996 20:213

	I don't think Karen was wearing any today, though.
12.16922CNTROL::JENNISONIt's all about soulMon Aug 19 1996 20:254
    
    	Why were you looking at my legs ?  
    
    
12.16923BUSY::SLABFUBARMon Aug 19 1996 20:315
    
    	Because your arms were crossed and he couldn't ...
    
    	... ummm, lost my train of thought, or something.
    
12.16924BIGQ::SILVAquince.ljo.dec.com/www/decplus/Mon Aug 19 1996 20:4110

	I just happened to notice them. I tend to notice skin. So if you didn't
have nylons on (as in this case), I would notice. Although if you had on
colored nylons (other than nude or black), I would notice them as well. Red,
white, whatever. 



Glen
12.16925CNTROL::JENNISONIt's all about soulMon Aug 19 1996 20:434
    
    	un-huh.  a likely story.
    
    
12.16926ACISS1::SCHELTERMon Aug 19 1996 21:256
    <-- But leave a message
        and I'll call you back
    
    
        Mike
    
12.16927BIGQ::SILVAquince.ljo.dec.com/www/decplus/Mon Aug 19 1996 23:544

	Karen, why else would I look at your legs? They are nice and all, but
it's ME!!!
12.16928Just an ideaMFGFIN::E_WALKERK225.81 23S:115Tue Aug 20 1996 01:026
         Karen, would you mind describing your legs for those of us who
    don't get to see you in person every day? I would really appreciate it. 
    
                                              Your friend 
    
                                                   Ed
12.16929MFGFIN::E_WALKERK225.81 23S:115Tue Aug 20 1996 03:073
         TTHT:: I discovered an actual Sega conference, but it's dead.
    Hardly any Saturn owners, which is a real shame. Don't waste your time
    in there, gamers. 
12.16930FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Tue Aug 20 1996 11:069
    
    
    	TtHT:
    
    	having to run my fool head off trying to get signed up for fall
    semester classes. SOMEONE here dropped the ball and now I have to play
    catchup. Yeehaw....
    
    jim
12.16931THEMAX::SMITH_SR.I.P.-30AUG96Tue Aug 20 1996 12:053
    I'm in the same boat. Classes start in 1 1/2 weeks, and I have yet to
    sign up.
    -ss
12.16932ACISS1::BATTISNew Chevy Blazer ownerTue Aug 20 1996 12:212
    
    <------ let me guess. Noting 101, Basket Weaving advanced 202?
12.16933F+THEMAX::SMITH_SR.I.P.-30AUG96Tue Aug 20 1996 12:283
    I'm looking more into clay pottery. You'll see me selling bongs on the
    street pretty soon.
    -ss 
12.16934second prize is...GAAS::BRAUCHERWelcome to ParadiseTue Aug 20 1996 12:404
    
      Albany was about as you'd expect.
    
      bb
12.16935PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BTue Aug 20 1996 12:435
>          <<< Note 12.16934 by GAAS::BRAUCHER "Welcome to Paradise" >>>

	 <look of glee>  Billbob is back.  yay.

12.16936ACISS1::BATTISNew Chevy Blazer ownerTue Aug 20 1996 12:444
    
    <---- funny. I never get that response when I've been away.
    
    I guess I'm not one who counts. <pout>
12.16937Where is that darn water pistolTROOA::TEMPLETONRealistic DreamerTue Aug 20 1996 12:446
    Being woken up this morning at 4:30 by a pair of moggies sounding off
    in the back garden, Bits kept racing from window to window, because he
    thought he should be out there too.
    
    
    joan
12.16938WMOIS::GIROUARD_CTue Aug 20 1996 13:111
 i know what you mean, Joan. those moggies can be disturbing :-).
12.16939BIGQ::SILVAquince.ljo.dec.com/www/decplus/Tue Aug 20 1996 13:236
| <<< Note 12.16928 by MFGFIN::E_WALKER "K225.81 23S:115" >>>

| Karen, would you mind describing your legs for those of us who don't get to 
| see you in person every day? I would really appreciate it.

	She's over 14 and no interest to you.
12.16940BIGQ::SILVAquince.ljo.dec.com/www/decplus/Tue Aug 20 1996 13:247
| <<< Note 12.16930 by FABSIX::J_SADIN "Freedom isn't free." >>>



| SOMEONE here dropped the ball and now I have to play catchup. 

	Have a burger with that catchup, Jim?
12.16941BIGQ::SILVAquince.ljo.dec.com/www/decplus/Tue Aug 20 1996 13:256
| <<< Note 12.16936 by ACISS1::BATTIS "New Chevy Blazer owner" >>>


| I guess I'm not one who counts. <pout>

	You're just learning that? :-)
12.16942BULEAN::BANKSTue Aug 20 1996 13:317
Classes start next week.  Bleah.  Fifth year running of a full time
schedule.  One more year of classes after this one.  Bleah again.

The bursar apparently hasn't been told of my research assistantship at the
hospital, so they still have me down for owing them three large.  Bleah.

Some summers, it just don't pay to get out of bed.
12.16943FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Tue Aug 20 1996 14:336
    
    
    	Good luck to ya. I couldn't run a full time schedule in school,
    work 50+hrs a week and still see my family. 
    
    
12.16944BULEAN::BANKSTue Aug 20 1996 14:418
    Well, when school's in session, I cut the hours on my two jobs back to
    20 hours per week.  Then again, I have a non-paying third job while in
    school that runs another 5-10 hours a week.
    
    I have no family, but I also haven't seen my AR-15 in a couple of
    years.  I guess it's sort of the same.  ;-)
    
    Thanks.
12.16945tfso ain't all that bad...THEMAX::SMITH_SR.I.P.-30AUG96Tue Aug 20 1996 14:428
    re .16943
    
    Thanks to Digital and they're decision to can me I will recieve up to
    $15,000 per year for 2 years to continue my education to prepare me for
    a better job while recieving unemployment benefits the entire time. I
    call this my early retirement.
                             
    -ss
12.16946POWDML::HANGGELIElvis is the WatermelonTue Aug 20 1996 14:434
    
    their
    receive
    
12.16947BIGQ::SILVAquince.ljo.dec.com/www/decplus/Tue Aug 20 1996 14:449
| <<< Note 12.16943 by FABSIX::J_SADIN "Freedom isn't free." >>>



| Good luck to ya. I couldn't run a full time schedule in school,
| work 50+hrs a week and still see my family.

	Jim.... where does the Paramedic stuff fit in?

12.16948FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Tue Aug 20 1996 14:497
    
    
    	I'm an EMT at night and on my days off (thurs, fri, sat). I have no
    set schedule as an EMT, so I just go when I can. Usually two or three
    calls a week is average.
    
    jim
12.16949SCASS1::BARBER_Aall of which are American dreamsTue Aug 20 1996 14:521
    Hey, ss, do you ever sleep?
12.16950..at least someone has noticed mTHEMAX::SMITH_SR.I.P.-30AUG96Tue Aug 20 1996 15:1012
    re .16946
    
    Wow! Two misspelled words in one para. Good eye.
    
    re 'pril
    
    See the above note, and you will have your answer.  Actually, I've been
    up ALL NIGHT trying to get this pc running correct. I'm noting from    
    home, and I must say I've about killed myself trying.  I figure I might
    as well stay up since i would be getting up in a few hours anyway.
    If I begin to make no sense please keep this in mind.
    :)_ss 
12.16951:)_THEMAX::SMITH_SR.I.P.-30AUG96Tue Aug 20 1996 15:114
    ttht
    
    Not being able to think straight. (don't even go there, Glen)
    -ss
12.16952GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheTue Aug 20 1996 15:1112
    >>I will recieve up to $15,000 per year for 2 years to continue my 
    >>education to prepare me for a better job while recieving unemployment 
    >>benefits the entire time. I call this my early retirement.
    
    must be nice.  
    
    tth:  blood tests.  wouldn't be nearly so bad if my veins would
    cooperate.  but they tend to go into hiding as soon as i make the
    appointment.
    
    atth:  waiting for answers
    
12.16953SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Tue Aug 20 1996 15:123
    .16930
    
    Sorry to hear it.  I'm all signed up.
12.16954SCASS1::BARBER_Aall of which are American dreamsTue Aug 20 1996 16:071
    Steve, get some sleep. 8)
12.16955There's two SEGA-related conferences that I know ofDECWIN::RALTOJail to the ChiefTue Aug 20 1996 16:258
    >     TTHT:: I discovered an actual Sega conference, but it's dead.
    
    Well, there's NOTED::SEGA and also QUARK::MEGA.  But they're
    both dead.  I don't know if there's a separate Saturn conference;
    I believe there is one for Playstation (but I may be thinking of
    Internet newsgroups).
    
    Chris
12.16956SCASS1::BARBER_Aall of which are American dreamsTue Aug 20 1996 18:041
    If I hear one more demeaning comment from my boss I shall scream.
12.16957WAHOO::LEVESQUEand your little dog, too!Tue Aug 20 1996 18:051
    I'm surprised you haven't countered with biting sarcasm.
12.16958SCASS1::BARBER_Aall of which are American dreamsTue Aug 20 1996 18:082
    Oh, I have.  Doesn't phase him.  Usually stuff doesn't bother me, but
    this is becoming rather personal.
12.16959CADSYS::FENNELLNothing is planned by the sea and the sandTue Aug 20 1996 18:141
Sounds like he's way out of line to me
12.16960SCASS1::BARBER_Aall of which are American dreamsTue Aug 20 1996 18:508
    Yep, I've come real close to complaining HR, but I think I'll give
    him a little more rope...  After all, I can hold my own and I do let
    him know what I don't particularly appreciate, like, "Good girl",
    "darlin'"...and other comments that have no place in a productive 
    business environment.  It's one thing if they're jovial and
    light-hearted, but another thing entirely if they're intentional and
    hurtful.  Telling someone "You look awful" isn't exactly my idea of a
    compliment either.
12.16961BUSY::SLABA Momentary Lapse of ReasonTue Aug 20 1996 18:566
    
    	You just point him out, darlin', and I'll teach him a lesson
    	for you.
    
    	8^)
    
12.16962POLAR::RICHARDSONSo far away from meTue Aug 20 1996 19:001
    You look awful, Shawn.
12.16963DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Tue Aug 20 1996 19:0812
    
    
    	'pril.......  how long has it been going on for?  I don't
    	think he deserves more rope.
    
    	I should mail you a coffee mug I have to use for a while.
    	It says "Men who call women 'sweetheart', 'baby', or 'honey'
    	deserve to have their tiny little ****ers cut off"
    
    	In a personal relationship it is acceptable.  In a professional
    	one it is not.
    
12.16964OHFSS1::POMEROYTue Aug 20 1996 19:152
    'pril... send him here to Detroit, we'll give him a nice tour of the
    city.
12.16965POLAR::RICHARDSONSo far away from meTue Aug 20 1996 19:201
    Send him here to Canada, and I'll make him eat cry towels! 
12.16967PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BTue Aug 20 1996 19:215
>       <<< Note 12.16963 by DECWIN::JUDY "That's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!" >>>

   yes, they deserve to have their tiny little fingers cut off!!
   there.  i've said it.
12.16968ACISS1::BATTISNew Chevy Blazer ownerTue Aug 20 1996 19:215
    
    Dennis, who can I contact in Detroit to get an area and unit for cost
    center 7XV. Your f/s people have been ignoring me. :-(
    
    Mark
12.16969no more functionality, except...WAHOO::LEVESQUEand your little dog, too!Tue Aug 20 1996 19:212
    trying to implement the latest in the series of post-frozen-design
    enhancements.
12.16970SCASS1::BARBER_Aall of which are American dreamsTue Aug 20 1996 19:217
    Shawn, 8PppPpppp!!  I know you mean well.
    
    JJ, since day 1.  I'm just waiting for that ....something... to really
    set me off.  I'm trying to be as calm and rational about this as
    possible.  It is affecting my work and my attitude though.  There are
    many other factors involved too.  Cute mug idea though.  8)  That'd go
    over real well!!                      
12.16971ACISS1::BATTISNew Chevy Blazer ownerTue Aug 20 1996 19:223
    
    di. you're starting to be more assertive lately. i'm troubled by this
    recent aggresion.
12.16972BIGQ::SILVAquince.ljo.dec.com/www/decplus/Tue Aug 20 1996 19:249
| <<< Note 12.16963 by DECWIN::JUDY "That's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!" >>>



| In a personal relationship it is acceptable.  In a professional
| one it is not.


	You go girl!
12.16973BIGQ::SILVAquince.ljo.dec.com/www/decplus/Tue Aug 20 1996 19:255
| <<< Note 12.16970 by SCASS1::BARBER_A "all of which are American dreams" >>>

| Cute mug idea though.  8)  That'd go over real well!!

	right over his head? 
12.16974THEMAX::E_WALKERK225.81 23S:115Tue Aug 20 1996 21:113
         TTHT:: Just been informed that we HAVE to put in eight hours on
    Saturday. Nice of them to tell us so far in advance. Also nice of them
    to demand work out of us, rather than asking for volunteers. 
12.16975BUSY::SLABA seemingly endless timeTue Aug 20 1996 21:134
    
    	If you don't like it, I'm sure that they will graciously point
    	out the location of all the exits, fire or not.
    
12.16976POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideTue Aug 20 1996 23:075
    
    ttht:  romantic voicemail.
    
    From the wrong man.
    
12.16977THEMAX::SMITH_SR.I.P.-30AUG96Tue Aug 20 1996 23:384
    Well, I'm still kicking.  It's been about 32 hours since I have slept,
    and boy things sure do look different around here.  I can't believe I'm
    working right now.
    -ss
12.16978EVMS::MORONEYYOU! Out of the gene pool!Tue Aug 20 1996 23:573
re .-2:

Damn.  I knew I shouldn't have called her.
12.16979CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowWed Aug 21 1996 00:0710


 Sorry, Deb..I didn't have a chance to call today.





 Jim
12.16980CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowWed Aug 21 1996 00:0810


 If I hear one more word about the macarena I'm going to go postal.





 Jim
12.16981POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideWed Aug 21 1996 00:094
    
    Our web guy is putting it on the Ergonomics web page 8^).
    
    
12.16983CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowWed Aug 21 1996 00:124


 Eeesh..
12.16984CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowWed Aug 21 1996 00:1210

 I've never heard the song..all I hear about is the dance, and I'm
 sick of it.





 Jim
12.16985POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideWed Aug 21 1996 00:154
    
    I'll let you know when Keith has the little animated sequence fully
    operational 8^).
    
12.16986CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowWed Aug 21 1996 00:203

 Yes, please do
12.16987POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideWed Aug 21 1996 00:234
    
    8^)))
    
    
12.16988MFGFIN::E_WALKERK225.81 23S:115Wed Aug 21 1996 00:545
         Okay, I was a bit harsh. Just because someone sings a really
    annoying song that is endlessly repeated until it drives you to the
    point of insanity is no reason to rip their vocal cords out with
    pliers. It is a reason to remove their tongue with bolt cutters,
    however. 
12.16989POLAR::RICHARDSONSo far away from meWed Aug 21 1996 00:551
    A real good screechy orgasm is better though.
12.16990POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideWed Aug 21 1996 00:563
    
    Better than a sharp stick in the eye, that's for sure.
    
12.16991CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowWed Aug 21 1996 01:0013


 I assume you've experienced a sharp stick in the eye which qualifies you
 to make such a general statement.







 Jim
12.16992JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeWed Aug 21 1996 01:012
    Putting a note in the Digital notes conference regarding Janet
    Wallace's visit in Chicago.
12.16993MFGFIN::E_WALKERK225.81 23S:115Wed Aug 21 1996 05:014
         Actually, the music in this area is starting to get on my nerves
    so bad that I'm considering torching the stereo. Nothing but one long
    continual bass thumping mixed with infuriating, repetetive techno-crap.
    Hey, here's a big surprise. They're playing your song AGAIN, Henderson. 
12.16994FABSIX::P_OHALLORANGo mbeanfaigh Dia sibhWed Aug 21 1996 05:496
    
    <--------
    
    a small amount of C-4 will do the trick
    
    
12.16995FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Wed Aug 21 1996 11:414
    
    	a large amount of C-4 would be more fun, however.
    
    :)
12.16996ACISS1::BATTISNew Chevy Blazer ownerWed Aug 21 1996 12:154
    
    .16992
    
    Why would you do that? Better be accurate if you know what I mean.
12.16997GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheWed Aug 21 1996 12:526
    
    tthln:  having someone do something to which i acted a bit irrationally
    and ended up doing something that involved someone else who (probably) 
    had nothing to do with the first something.
    
    
12.16998ACISS1::BATTISNew Chevy Blazer ownerWed Aug 21 1996 12:554
    
    >16997
    
    damn. i got dizzy just trying to figure out what you meant.
12.16999POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideWed Aug 21 1996 13:013
    
    <boggle>
    
12.17000NPSS::MLEVESQUEThe DoctahWed Aug 21 1996 13:036
    >tthln:  having someone do something to which i acted a bit irrationally
    >and ended up doing something that involved someone else who (probably)
    >had nothing to do with the first something.
    
     Can you be a little more abstract, please?
     
12.17001SMURF::WALTERSWed Aug 21 1996 13:041
    agagagagagag.
12.17002OHFSS1::POMEROYWed Aug 21 1996 13:086
    Mark,
    
      Sorry I took so long I lost power yesterday .  The manager for 7XV is
    Bob Billings 517-631-6602 in Midland MI.
    
    Dennis
12.17003ACISS1::BATTISNew Chevy Blazer ownerWed Aug 21 1996 13:142
    
    <--- thanks Dennis!!!!
12.17004TROOA::TEMPLETONRealistic DreamerWed Aug 21 1996 13:346
    Raq,
    
    Are you trying to tell us you goofed?
    
    
    joan
12.17005too late...GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheWed Aug 21 1996 13:3712
    
    anothertth:  being denied (again^3) external educational assistance. 
    it's unfair when they can shell out 10,000s of dollars to other in the
    group just because they are in a 'special' program, and then turn
    around and take their newly educated minds to other companies who pay
    them more money.  what i am asking is merely a drop in the bucket to
    this place.  to me, it's much more than that.  but toughtitties for me.
    
    i wanna cry...
    
    
    
12.17006BIGQ::SILVAquince.ljo.dec.com/www/decplus/Wed Aug 21 1996 13:406
| <<< Note 12.17005 by GAVEL::JANDROW "i think, therefore i have a headache" >>>


| but toughtitties for me.

	Hmmmm......
12.17007WAHOO::LEVESQUEand your little dog, too!Wed Aug 21 1996 14:021
    Try Bag Balm. /hth
12.17008COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertWed Aug 21 1996 14:031
udderly unsympathetic
12.17009HANNAH::MODICAJourneyman NoterWed Aug 21 1996 14:0612
    
    Wondering how much longer I'll be here before my division is sold
    off or whatever DEC has planned.
    
    Things appear to be happening behind the scenes but we've received
    no information.
    
    Quite honestly, the uncertainty of the situation is nerve wracking.
    
    							Hank
    
    
12.17010WAHOO::LEVESQUEand your little dog, too!Wed Aug 21 1996 14:093
    Forewarned is forearmed. Update the resume and take control of your
    career. Don't leave it to the whims of people who don't care a whit
    about you and your family.
12.17011ACISS1::BATTISNew Chevy Blazer ownerWed Aug 21 1996 14:192
    
    what the doctah meant to say: Seize the day!!! carpe diem.
12.17012RUSURE::GOODWINSacred Cows Make the Best HamburgerWed Aug 21 1996 14:523
    >Seize the day!!! carpe diem.
    
    Dang!  Allus thought that meant "Kill the fish!"
12.17014RUSURE::GOODWINSacred Cows Make the Best HamburgerWed Aug 21 1996 15:011
    How do you know it's not half empty?
12.17015ACISS1::BATTISNew Chevy Blazer ownerWed Aug 21 1996 15:024
    
    knock
    
    nnttm
12.17013GrrrrWAHOO::LEVESQUEand your little dog, too!Wed Aug 21 1996 15:044
    Phone rings and as I turn to get it I knock my water bottle over. And it
    was full prior to the phone ringing. Now it's half full. 250 mils on
    various papers and magazines.
    
12.17016CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsWed Aug 21 1996 15:065
    No. Mark familiarized the water bottle to the point of it falling over. 
    Being too familiar with things, or people can be overwhlming to the
    point of disrupting the delicate balance of the cosmos, usurping the
    laws of physics.  Since this is a bad thing, the bottle is now half
    empty.  hth
12.17017GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheWed Aug 21 1996 16:353
    doc, did that a few weeks ago...most frustrating...
    
    
12.17018BUSY::SLABAudiophiles do it 'til it hertz!Wed Aug 21 1996 16:373
    
    	No, I'm pretty sure that Doc, just did it today.
    
12.17019MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Wed Aug 21 1996 16:411
    Gosh....minivans are more popular than I thought! :-(
12.17020I try not to think about the monthly paymentDECWIN::RALTOJail to the ChiefWed Aug 21 1996 16:4820
    > Gosh....minivans are more popular than I thought! :-(
    
    What... do you mean that they're expensive, and that the dealers
    won't give you very good deals on them?
    
    If you've been looking only at the Dodge/Plymouth models, I might
    suggest you take a look at Ford Windstar, if for no other reason
    than you can probably get a better deal on one.  When Windstars
    were new back in 1995, they were the industry's darling, and you
    couldn't get one.  In 1996, Chrysler has overtaken their traditional
    minivan advantage with their new-for-1996 designs (including the
    extra sliding door on the driver's side), so Windstars aren't selling
    as well anymore, thus you can get better deals on them.
    
    Be forewarned, though.  You *will* get fewer cupholders on a
    Windstar.  :-)  Oh, and check out their 3.8-liter, 200hp engine,
    which has gotten me out of a couple of close calls down in
    Monte Carlo Nation.
    
    Chris
12.170218^pPOWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideWed Aug 21 1996 16:566
    
    POWDML must be having problems because I'm not getting any mail from
    outside of the cluster.
    
    Unless everyone is just ignoring me.
    
12.17022bleahHANNAH::MODICAJourneyman NoterWed Aug 21 1996 17:092
    
    Reading 115.1552 after lunch.
12.17023NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Aug 21 1996 17:106
>    What... do you mean that they're expensive, and that the dealers
>    won't give you very good deals on them?

I paid $400 over invoice for a Grand Caravan, which I thought was pretty good.
Besides lacking a driver's side sliding door, the Windstar doesn't come in an
extended wheelbase model.
12.17024SMURF::WALTERSWed Aug 21 1996 17:1811
    Jack,
    
    Visit the Edmunds website and use the options that allow you to
    enter your minimum vehicle requirements.  Then do some model
    comparisons.  You may find that some of the larger vans such as the
    Aerostar come out cheaper with more features.
    
    Also, the Oldsmobile/Pontiac minivan is due for a redesign next year
    and the current model may be deeply discounted.
    
    
12.17025One vehicle class where competition does help the consumerDECWIN::RALTOJail to the ChiefWed Aug 21 1996 17:2224
    > I paid $400 over invoice for a Grand Caravan, which I thought was
    > pretty good.
    
    Yeah, that is pretty good.  From my on-line wanderings in this area
    at the time, such deals may not be readily available at all dealers,
    especially now that people have caught onto the new models.
    
    
    > Besides lacking a driver's side sliding door, the Windstar doesn't come
    > in an extended wheelbase model.
    
    We'd talked about this a few months ago... the standard Windstar
    already has an extended wheelbase; we'd looked up the numbers on
    Edmund's and all that.  My gut-feel impression, having looked at
    both pretty closely, was that in spite of the numbers, the Grand
    Caravan seemed to have more available space between the rear seat
    and the hatch.  I don't know if that was just because you could
    roll the seat further forward, or what.
    
    For other reasons, I got the Windstar, but it was close.  The best
    thing Jack could do is to check them both out, and then play the
    Chrysler/Ford dealers off each other for the best deal.
    
    Chris
12.17026ACISS1::BATTISNew Chevy Blazer ownerWed Aug 21 1996 17:282
    
    hell Jack, buy a Blazer. hth
12.17027POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideWed Aug 21 1996 17:284
    
    I have a blazer Jack can buy, but he'll have to brush the cat hair off
    first.
    
12.17028NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Aug 21 1996 17:297
>                                                              The best
>    thing Jack could do is to check them both out, and then play the
>    Chrysler/Ford dealers off each other for the best deal.

He should also not be so restrictive in the geographical area in which
he's looking.  Or maybe he inquired about a local dealership just to
look at the merchandise, not to deal.
12.17029SMURF::WALTERSWed Aug 21 1996 17:301
    You're trying to get his dander up?
12.17030NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Aug 21 1996 17:312
Somebody's been trying to sell a gold-colored blazer in C_A for a while.
I'm not sure if it comes with or without the Century 21 logo.
12.17031ACISS1::BATTISNew Chevy Blazer ownerWed Aug 21 1996 17:333
    
    deb, first sexy voicemail, wrong person. now its no male due to
    cluster problems. i'm sensing a trend here.
12.17032SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerWed Aug 21 1996 17:356
    The Oldsmobile is very comfortable and has a very
    attractive price/options packages.  However, we found
    the front nose is *way* too long.  Once you are behind the
    wheel, it is nearly impossible to gauge how much van is in
    front of you.  They are supposedly correcting this in
    97.  If you are considering an Oldsmobile, I'd wait.
12.17033BUSY::SLABBaroque: when you're out of MonetWed Aug 21 1996 17:3710
    
    	RE: MM
    
    	And how long is the rear nose?  Not too long for your taste?
    
    
    	RE: gold blazer
    
    	Is that the one that's "not as ugly as it sounds"?
    
12.17034BULEAN::BANKSWed Aug 21 1996 17:382
    I think the Olds also has the greatest number of cupholders per cubic
    inch of any minivan.
12.17035DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Wed Aug 21 1996 17:396
    
    
    	TTHT:   going to meet some people for lunch and after waiting
    		twenty minutes, no one shows up so I go back and have
    		lunch at my desk.  That's so annoying.
    
12.17036ACISS1::BATTISNew Chevy Blazer ownerWed Aug 21 1996 17:414
    
    Dick blew you off?
    
    not very nice of him.
12.17037Drink in the house, kidsDECWIN::RALTOJail to the ChiefWed Aug 21 1996 17:4410
    > I think the Olds also has the greatest number of cupholders per cubic
    > inch of any minivan.
    
    [Anticipating showdown with Caravan owners]  :-)
    
    For me, the relative paucity of cupholders in the Windstar was a plus;
    if you make it inconvenient to drink in the van, there's less
    likelihood of sticky, icky, messy drink spills.
    
    Chris
12.17038BUSY::SLABBaroque: when you're out of MonetWed Aug 21 1996 17:464
    
    	No, it just means that you'll have more people swerving like
    	lunatics as their coffee spills and douses their genitals.
    
12.17039Stupid Van TricksALFSS1::CIAROCHIOne Less DogWed Aug 21 1996 17:485
    Leave a cup o' sugar soda in the minivan cupholder and leave it parked
    in the sun.  Wax on the cup melts, leaving soda in the cup holder when
    removed...
    
    It's really trick!  
12.17040NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Aug 21 1996 17:561
The Caravan has at least 8 cupholders.
12.17041SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Wed Aug 21 1996 17:573
    .17036
    
    wrong dick, possibly.
12.17042POLAR::RICHARDSONSo far away from meWed Aug 21 1996 17:581
    I hate it when that happens.
12.17043DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Wed Aug 21 1996 18:108
    
    
    	Wasn't Dick.......  Binder anyway.  =)
    
    	Said persons informed me that they were there despite the
    	fact I walked right by where they were supposedly sitting
    	and didn't see anyone I recognized, nor did anyone see me.
    
12.17044BIGQ::SILVAquince.ljo.dec.com/www/decplus/Wed Aug 21 1996 18:188

	How could they say that when you stick out in a crowd? You're such a
babe! It does feel weird to say that to you. I mean... you do look just like my
sister and all. 


Glen
12.17045LANDO::OLIVER_Bprickly on the outsideWed Aug 21 1996 18:192
    with that thong on, glen, i bet you stick out 
    in the crowd, too.
12.17046BIGQ::SILVAquince.ljo.dec.com/www/decplus/Wed Aug 21 1996 18:273

	My stomach???? :-)
12.17047LANDO::OLIVER_Bprickly on the outsideWed Aug 21 1996 18:323
    .17046
    
     ;p
12.17048DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Wed Aug 21 1996 18:556
    
    	re; Glen
    
    	Thanks hon.  Dunno.  There were supposedly at least 3 of 
    	them there at noon........
    
12.17049ACISS1::BATTISNew Chevy Blazer ownerWed Aug 21 1996 19:242
    
    JJ, let me guess. you had never met these people before?
12.17050DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Wed Aug 21 1996 20:316
    
    
    	On the contrary...... I know all of them quite well.
    
    	Can't figure out what happened.
    
12.17051MFGFIN::E_WALKERK225.81 23S:115Wed Aug 21 1996 21:102
         TTHT:: For about the second time in my life, I forgot my wallet
    today. 
12.17052BUSY::SLABBuzzword BingoWed Aug 21 1996 21:183
    
    	You forgot your wallet twice today?
    
12.17053MFGFIN::E_WALKERK225.81 23S:115Thu Aug 22 1996 00:404
         I forgot my wallet, so I can't go anywhere for lunch, I'm starving
    and my truck is just about out of gas. And I just learned the hideous
    truth about ferrets. If people want pets, why can't they just stick to
    the basics - dogs, cats, and goldfish?!? 
12.17054THEMAX::SMITH_SR.I.P.-30AUG96Thu Aug 22 1996 01:061
    Bummer Ed. I would've loaned ya the dough.
12.17055CHEFS::COOKSHalf Man,Half BiscuitThu Aug 22 1996 11:435
12.17056ACISS1::BATTISNew Chevy Blazer ownerThu Aug 22 1996 12:473
12.17057ACISS1::BATTISNew Chevy Blazer ownerThu Aug 22 1996 12:583
12.17058ACISS2::LEECHThu Aug 22 1996 13:051
12.17059ACISS1::BATTISNew Chevy Blazer ownerThu Aug 22 1996 13:062
12.17060GMASEC::KELLYIt's Deja-Vu, All Over AgainThu Aug 22 1996 13:221
12.17061ACISS1::BATTISNew Chevy Blazer ownerThu Aug 22 1996 13:275
12.17062BIGQ::SILVAquince.ljo.dec.com/www/decplus/Thu Aug 22 1996 13:388
12.17063BIGQ::SILVAquince.ljo.dec.com/www/decplus/Thu Aug 22 1996 13:3910
12.17064SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Thu Aug 22 1996 13:453
12.17065SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerThu Aug 22 1996 14:074
12.17066CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsThu Aug 22 1996 14:3111
12.17067WMOIS::GIROUARD_CThu Aug 22 1996 15:447
12.17068MID-LIFE IN PROGRESS... PLEASE STAND BYVMSNET::M_MACIOLEKFour54 Camaro/Only way to flyThu Aug 22 1996 16:1312
12.17069ACISS1::BATTISNew Chevy Blazer ownerThu Aug 22 1996 18:102
12.17070SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerThu Aug 22 1996 18:124
12.17071BUSY::SLABDancin' on CoalsThu Aug 22 1996 18:176
12.17072SCASS1::BARBER_Aall of which are American dreamsThu Aug 22 1996 18:313
12.17073ACISS1::BATTISNew Chevy Blazer ownerThu Aug 22 1996 18:352
12.17074SCASS1::BARBER_Aall of which are American dreamsThu Aug 22 1996 18:351
12.17075SCASS1::BARBER_Aall of which are American dreamsThu Aug 22 1996 18:372
12.17076CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowThu Aug 22 1996 18:3811
12.17077CNTROL::JENNISONIt's all about soulThu Aug 22 1996 18:406
12.17078SCASS1::BARBER_Aall of which are American dreamsThu Aug 22 1996 18:435
12.17079CNTROL::JENNISONIt's all about soulThu Aug 22 1996 18:455
12.17080SCASS1::BARBER_Aall of which are American dreamsThu Aug 22 1996 18:483
12.17081Withholding <> tax...GAAS::BRAUCHERWelcome to ParadiseThu Aug 22 1996 19:1619
12.17082WMOIS::CONNELLStory does that to us.Thu Aug 22 1996 19:2119
12.17083WAHOO::LEVESQUEand your little dog, too!Thu Aug 22 1996 19:303
12.17084ACISS1::BATTISNew Chevy Blazer ownerThu Aug 22 1996 19:577
12.17085VMSNET::M_MACIOLEKFour54 Camaro/Only way to flyThu Aug 22 1996 19:5916
12.17086NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Aug 22 1996 20:033
12.17087ACISS1::BATTISNew Chevy Blazer ownerThu Aug 22 1996 20:043
12.17088POLAR::RICHARDSONSo far away from meThu Aug 22 1996 20:041
12.17089They'll find something to do with it for the yearDECWIN::RALTOJail to the ChiefThu Aug 22 1996 20:117
12.17090I was just passin through... and look what happened to me....VMSNET::M_MACIOLEKFour54 Camaro/Only way to flyThu Aug 22 1996 20:174
12.17091EVMS::MORONEYYOU! Out of the gene pool!Thu Aug 22 1996 20:228
12.17092ACISS1::BATTISNew Chevy Blazer ownerThu Aug 22 1996 20:262
12.17093ACISS1::BATTISNew Chevy Blazer ownerThu Aug 22 1996 20:278
12.17094CNTROL::JENNISONIt's all about soulThu Aug 22 1996 20:305
12.17095SCASS1::BARBER_Aall of which are American dreamsThu Aug 22 1996 20:331
12.17096SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Thu Aug 22 1996 20:369
12.17097ACISS1::BATTISNew Chevy Blazer ownerThu Aug 22 1996 20:374
12.17098MFGFIN::E_WALKERNight of the Living EdThu Aug 22 1996 23:171
12.17099MFGFIN::E_WALKERNight of the Living EdFri Aug 23 1996 01:104
12.17100POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideFri Aug 23 1996 01:294
12.17101BIGQ::SILVAquince.ljo.dec.com/www/decplus/Fri Aug 23 1996 01:524
12.17102POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideFri Aug 23 1996 01:523
12.17103Time for a new approachMFGFIN::E_WALKERNight of the Living EdFri Aug 23 1996 03:234
12.17104POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideFri Aug 23 1996 03:273
12.17105MFGFIN::E_WALKERNight of the Living EdFri Aug 23 1996 03:281
12.171068^)POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideFri Aug 23 1996 03:303
12.17107MFGFIN::E_WALKERNight of the Living EdFri Aug 23 1996 03:311
12.17108THEMAX::TAYLOR_CHsparkyFri Aug 23 1996 03:322
12.17109WAHOO::LEVESQUEa crimson flare from a raging sunFri Aug 23 1996 11:311
12.17110BULEAN::BANKSFri Aug 23 1996 13:2610
12.17111POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideFri Aug 23 1996 13:396
12.17112ACISS1::BATTISNew Chevy Blazer ownerFri Aug 23 1996 13:412
12.17113WAHOO::LEVESQUEa crimson flare from a raging sunFri Aug 23 1996 13:455
12.17114CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsFri Aug 23 1996 13:569
12.17115CNTROL::JENNISONIt's all about soulFri Aug 23 1996 14:348
12.17116DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Fri Aug 23 1996 14:367
12.17117SCASS1::BARBER_Aall of which are American dreamsFri Aug 23 1996 14:391
12.17118ACISS1::BATTISNew Chevy Blazer ownerFri Aug 23 1996 14:432
12.17119GAVEL::JANDROWwhen in doubt, hug your teddybearFri Aug 23 1996 14:494
12.17120CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsFri Aug 23 1996 15:006
12.17121SCASS1::BARBER_Aall of which are American dreamsFri Aug 23 1996 15:072
12.17122BIGQ::SILVAquince.ljo.dec.com/www/decplus/Fri Aug 23 1996 15:327
12.17123@^>GAVEL::JANDROWwhen in doubt, hug your teddybearFri Aug 23 1996 19:075
12.17124NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Fri Aug 23 1996 19:231
12.17125MFGFIN::E_WALKERNight of the Living EdFri Aug 23 1996 21:375
12.17126GENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Fri Aug 23 1996 21:421
12.17127MFGFIN::E_WALKERNight of the Living EdFri Aug 23 1996 21:562
12.17128back to shelvesTHEMAX::TAYLOR_CHsparkyFri Aug 23 1996 22:112
12.17129THEMAX::SMITH_SR.I.P.-30AUG96Fri Aug 23 1996 22:383
12.17130THEMAX::SMITH_SR.I.P.-30AUG96Fri Aug 23 1996 23:084
12.17131MFGFIN::E_WALKERNight of the Living EdFri Aug 23 1996 23:092
12.17132MFGFIN::E_WALKERNight of the Living EdSat Aug 24 1996 02:341
12.17133FABSIX::B_LAZZARALike a rockSat Aug 24 1996 03:051
12.17134FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Sun Aug 25 1996 17:515
12.17135FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Sun Aug 25 1996 17:519
12.17136DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Mon Aug 26 1996 14:496
12.17137CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowMon Aug 26 1996 14:514
12.17138FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Mon Aug 26 1996 15:176
12.17139BIGQ::SILVAquince.ljo.dec.com/www/decplus/Mon Aug 26 1996 15:208
12.17140FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Mon Aug 26 1996 15:204
12.17141BIGQ::SILVAquince.ljo.dec.com/www/decplus/Mon Aug 26 1996 15:223
12.17142FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Mon Aug 26 1996 15:255
12.17143FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Mon Aug 26 1996 16:2411
12.17144POLAR::RICHARDSONI'm brave but my chicken's sickMon Aug 26 1996 16:271
12.17145BULEAN::BANKSMon Aug 26 1996 16:357
12.17146BULEAN::BANKSMon Aug 26 1996 16:378
12.17147ACISS1::BATTISNew Chevy Blazer ownerMon Aug 26 1996 16:412
12.17148FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Mon Aug 26 1996 16:489
12.17149POLAR::RICHARDSONI'm brave but my chicken's sickMon Aug 26 1996 17:191
12.17150GAVEL::JANDROWwhen in doubt, hug your teddybearMon Aug 26 1996 17:2116
12.17151BIGQ::SILVAquince.ljo.dec.com/www/decplus/Mon Aug 26 1996 17:2612
12.17152BIGQ::SILVAquince.ljo.dec.com/www/decplus/Mon Aug 26 1996 17:293
12.17153SCASS1::BARBER_Aall of which are American dreamsMon Aug 26 1996 17:443
12.17154FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Mon Aug 26 1996 17:499
12.17155ACISS1::BATTISNew Chevy Blazer ownerMon Aug 26 1996 17:523
12.17156NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Mon Aug 26 1996 17:534
12.17157SCASS1::BARBER_Aall of which are American dreamsMon Aug 26 1996 17:5610
12.17158POLAR::RICHARDSONI'm brave but my chicken's sickMon Aug 26 1996 17:592
12.17159SCASS1::BARBER_Aall of which are American dreamsMon Aug 26 1996 18:051
12.17160POLAR::RICHARDSONI'm brave but my chicken's sickMon Aug 26 1996 18:495
12.17161CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsMon Aug 26 1996 18:527
12.17162RUSURE::GOODWINSacred Cows Make the Best HamburgerMon Aug 26 1996 18:524
12.17163SCASS1::BARBER_Aall of which are American dreamsMon Aug 26 1996 18:532
12.17164CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsMon Aug 26 1996 18:543
12.17165BIGQ::SILVAquince.ljo.dec.com/www/decplus/Mon Aug 26 1996 18:545
12.17166SCASS1::BARBER_Aall of which are American dreamsMon Aug 26 1996 18:581
12.17167WAHOO::LEVESQUEa crimson flare from a raging sunMon Aug 26 1996 19:041
12.17168NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Mon Aug 26 1996 19:071
12.17169RUSURE::GOODWINSacred Cows Make the Best HamburgerMon Aug 26 1996 19:093
12.17170POLAR::RICHARDSONI'm brave but my chicken's sickMon Aug 26 1996 19:123
12.17171SCASS1::BARBER_Aall of which are American dreamsMon Aug 26 1996 19:132
12.17172GAVEL::JANDROWwhen in doubt, hug your teddybearMon Aug 26 1996 19:1411
12.17173SCASS1::BARBER_Aall of which are American dreamsMon Aug 26 1996 19:161
12.17174CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsMon Aug 26 1996 19:295
12.17175SUBSYS::NEUMYERYour memory still hangin roundMon Aug 26 1996 19:306
12.17176ACISS1::BATTISNew Chevy Blazer ownerMon Aug 26 1996 19:384
12.17177SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Mon Aug 26 1996 20:227
12.17178NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Mon Aug 26 1996 20:241
12.17179Twice in one day!SHRCTR::PJOHNSONaut disce, aut discedeMon Aug 26 1996 20:345
12.17180MFGFIN::E_WALKERNight of the Living EdTue Aug 27 1996 03:143
12.17181THEMAX::SMITH_SR.I.P.-30AUG96Tue Aug 27 1996 03:211
12.17182MFGFIN::E_WALKERNight of the Living EdTue Aug 27 1996 03:451
12.17183 wha??????THEMAX::TAYLOR_CHsparkyTue Aug 27 1996 05:032
12.17184WMOIS::GIROUARD_CTue Aug 27 1996 10:513
12.17185HANNAH::MODICAJourneyman NoterTue Aug 27 1996 11:546
12.17186GAVEL::JANDROWwhen in doubt, hug your teddybearTue Aug 27 1996 12:414
12.17187FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Tue Aug 27 1996 12:429
12.17188ACISS1::BATTISNew Chevy Blazer ownerTue Aug 27 1996 12:552
12.17189FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Tue Aug 27 1996 13:0312
12.17190ACISS1::BATTISNew Chevy Blazer ownerTue Aug 27 1996 13:042
12.17191CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowTue Aug 27 1996 13:353
12.17192FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Tue Aug 27 1996 13:406
12.17193BULEAN::BANKSTue Aug 27 1996 13:411
12.17194FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Tue Aug 27 1996 13:4110
12.17195ACISS1::BATTISNew Chevy Blazer ownerTue Aug 27 1996 13:493
12.17196SCASS1::BARBER_Aall of which are American dreamsTue Aug 27 1996 13:521
12.17197FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Tue Aug 27 1996 13:587
12.17198THEMAX::E_WALKERNight of the Living EdTue Aug 27 1996 21:291
12.17199MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Tue Aug 27 1996 22:082
12.17200MFGFIN::E_WALKERNight of the Living EdTue Aug 27 1996 22:091
12.17201FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Tue Aug 27 1996 22:106
12.17202Thumper attackMFGFIN::E_WALKERNight of the Living EdTue Aug 27 1996 22:366
12.17203SCASS1::BARBER_AFear is your only godTue Aug 27 1996 23:091
12.17204JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeTue Aug 27 1996 23:134
12.17205FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Tue Aug 27 1996 23:288
12.17206WMOIS::GIROUARD_CWed Aug 28 1996 10:325
12.17207FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Wed Aug 28 1996 11:2227
12.17208ACISS1::BATTISBlazer = babe magnetWed Aug 28 1996 12:169
12.17209don't get ahead of yourselfWAHOO::LEVESQUEa crimson flare from a raging sunWed Aug 28 1996 12:203
12.17210GAVEL::JANDROWwhen in doubt, hug your teddybearWed Aug 28 1996 12:274
12.17211MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Wed Aug 28 1996 14:446
12.17212WAHOO::LEVESQUEa crimson flare from a raging sunWed Aug 28 1996 15:016
12.17213ACISS1::BATTISBlazer = babe magnetWed Aug 28 1996 15:012
12.17214WAHOO::LEVESQUEa crimson flare from a raging sunWed Aug 28 1996 15:033
12.17215WMOIS::GIROUARD_CWed Aug 28 1996 15:481
12.17216SMARTT::JENNISONIt's all about soulWed Aug 28 1996 17:3512
12.17217CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowWed Aug 28 1996 17:364
12.17218SMARTT::JENNISONIt's all about soulWed Aug 28 1996 17:415
12.17219Cheap shotsMFGFIN::E_WALKERNight of the Living EdWed Aug 28 1996 21:314
12.17220FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Wed Aug 28 1996 21:583
12.17221BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Thu Aug 29 1996 00:144
12.17222THEMAX::E_WALKERNight of the Living EdThu Aug 29 1996 01:062
12.17223THEMAX::HUDSON_MII'm not stupid, just drunkThu Aug 29 1996 01:583
12.17224CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowThu Aug 29 1996 02:505
12.17225THEMAX::SMITH_SR.I.P.-30AUG96Thu Aug 29 1996 03:032
12.17226MFGFIN::E_WALKERNight of the Living EdThu Aug 29 1996 03:122
12.17227THEMAX::SMITH_SR.I.P.-30AUG96Thu Aug 29 1996 03:251
12.17228SMURF::WALTERSThu Aug 29 1996 12:071
12.17229It is 03:30 and you want me to be calm!!!KERNEL::FREKESExcuse me while I scratch my buttThu Aug 29 1996 13:2717
12.17230MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Thu Aug 29 1996 13:464
12.17231POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideThu Aug 29 1996 14:3817
12.17232ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bears fanThu Aug 29 1996 14:483
12.17233SHRCTR::PJOHNSONaut disce, aut discedeThu Aug 29 1996 15:212
12.17234POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideThu Aug 29 1996 15:245
12.17235CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowThu Aug 29 1996 15:3710
12.17236POLAR::RICHARDSONI'm brave but my chicken's sickThu Aug 29 1996 15:433
12.17237ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bears fanThu Aug 29 1996 15:532
12.17238ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bears fanThu Aug 29 1996 15:569
12.17239POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideThu Aug 29 1996 15:583
12.17240ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bears fanThu Aug 29 1996 16:012
12.17241POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideThu Aug 29 1996 16:055
12.17242CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowThu Aug 29 1996 16:0612
12.17243ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bears fanThu Aug 29 1996 16:142
12.17244POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideThu Aug 29 1996 16:223
12.17245BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Thu Aug 29 1996 16:353
12.17246SCASS1::BARBER_AFear is your only godThu Aug 29 1996 16:372
12.17247ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bears fanThu Aug 29 1996 16:386
12.17248GAVEL::JANDROWwhen in doubt, hug your teddybearThu Aug 29 1996 19:377
12.17249PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BThu Aug 29 1996 19:405
12.17250MFGFIN::E_WALKERNight of the Living EdThu Aug 29 1996 21:135
12.17251MFGFIN::E_WALKERNight of the Living EdThu Aug 29 1996 21:392
12.17252THEMAX::SMITH_SR.I.P.-30AUG96Thu Aug 29 1996 22:073
12.17253GAVEL::JANDROWwhen in doubt, hug your teddybearFri Aug 30 1996 12:375
12.17254BULEAN::BANKSFri Aug 30 1996 13:416
12.17255ACISS2::LEECHFri Aug 30 1996 14:317
12.17256SCASS1::BARBER_AFear is yourFri Aug 30 1996 14:334
12.17257This'll workVMSNET::M_MACIOLEKFour54 Camaro/Only way to flyFri Aug 30 1996 14:5716
12.17258SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Fri Aug 30 1996 14:582
12.17259NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Fri Aug 30 1996 15:011
12.17260messy messyVMSNET::M_MACIOLEKFour54 Camaro/Only way to flyFri Aug 30 1996 15:032
12.17261PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BFri Aug 30 1996 15:043
12.17262WAHOO::LEVESQUEa crimson flare from a raging sunFri Aug 30 1996 15:232
12.17263SCASS1::BARBER_AFear is yourFri Aug 30 1996 15:251
12.17264BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Fri Aug 30 1996 16:297
12.17265CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowFri Aug 30 1996 16:313
12.17266BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Fri Aug 30 1996 16:321
12.17267CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsFri Aug 30 1996 16:372
12.17268BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Fri Aug 30 1996 16:413
12.17269wise guysCSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowFri Aug 30 1996 17:227
12.17270MFGFIN::E_WALKERNight of the Living EdFri Aug 30 1996 22:176
12.17271WMOIS::CONNELLStory does that to us.Fri Aug 30 1996 22:5143
12.17272Tourist ClownsMFGFIN::E_WALKERNight of the Living EdFri Aug 30 1996 23:349
12.17273CSC32::M_EVANSwatch this spaceSat Aug 31 1996 23:163
12.17274CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowSun Sep 01 1996 02:5511
12.17275CSC32::M_EVANSbe the villageMon Sep 02 1996 14:114
12.17276POMPY::LESLIEAndy Leslie, DTN 847 6586Mon Sep 02 1996 14:421
12.17277See HUMANE::DIGITAL 4719.35 & 4795.0N2DEEP::SHALLOWI'm just a child at heart.Mon Sep 02 1996 15:487
12.17278POMPY::LESLIEAndy Leslie, DTN 847 6586Mon Sep 02 1996 15:538
12.17279CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsTue Sep 03 1996 14:3512
12.17280ROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150 KTS is TOO slowTue Sep 03 1996 14:4914
12.17281FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Tue Sep 03 1996 16:0113
12.17282CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowTue Sep 03 1996 16:0617
12.17283GAVEL::JANDROWwhen in doubt, hug your teddybearTue Sep 03 1996 17:3514
12.17284LANDO::OLIVER_Bprickly on the outsideTue Sep 03 1996 17:534
12.17285ROWLET::AINSLEYLess than 150 KTS is TOO slowTue Sep 03 1996 18:437
12.17286GAVEL::JANDROWwhen in doubt, hug your teddybearTue Sep 03 1996 18:456
12.17287SUBSYS::NEUMYERYour memory still hangin roundTue Sep 03 1996 20:075
12.17288N2DEEP::SHALLOWI am just a child at heart.Tue Sep 03 1996 20:249
12.17289The child was 6 years old,BRITE::FYFEUse it up, wear it out, make it do, or do without.Tue Sep 03 1996 20:340
12.17290EVMS::MORONEYYOU! Out of the gene pool!Tue Sep 03 1996 20:371
12.17291FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Tue Sep 03 1996 21:076
12.17292SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerTue Sep 03 1996 21:126
12.17293FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Tue Sep 03 1996 21:236
12.17294EVMS::MORONEYYOU! Out of the gene pool!Tue Sep 03 1996 21:271
12.17295BRITE::FYFEUse it up, wear it out, make it do, or do without.Tue Sep 03 1996 23:5212
12.17296this particular topicSHRCTR::PJOHNSONaut disce, aut discedeWed Sep 04 1996 00:550
12.17297MFGFIN::E_WALKERNight of the Living EdWed Sep 04 1996 00:594
12.17298BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Wed Sep 04 1996 01:255
12.17299POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideWed Sep 04 1996 02:283
12.17300MFGFIN::E_WALKERNight of the Living EdWed Sep 04 1996 02:341
12.17301POMPY::LESLIEAndy Leslie, DTN 847 6586Wed Sep 04 1996 10:121
12.17302FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Wed Sep 04 1996 11:166
12.17303POMPY::LESLIEAndy Leslie, DTN 847 6586Wed Sep 04 1996 12:102
12.17304GAVEL::JANDROWwhen in doubt, hug your teddybearWed Sep 04 1996 12:595
12.17305ACISS2::LEECHWed Sep 04 1996 13:138
12.17306Can't see DoleNQOS01::s_coghill.dyo.dec.com::S_CoghillLuke 14:28Wed Sep 04 1996 13:183
12.17307SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Wed Sep 04 1996 13:261
12.17308GAVEL::JANDROWwhen in doubt, hug your teddybearWed Sep 04 1996 14:024
12.17309BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Wed Sep 04 1996 14:093
12.17310MROA::YANNEKISHi, I'm a 10 year NOTES addictWed Sep 04 1996 14:299
12.17311BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Wed Sep 04 1996 14:323
12.17312SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerWed Sep 04 1996 14:337
12.17313LANDO::OLIVER_Bprickly on the outsideWed Sep 04 1996 14:346
12.17314BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Wed Sep 04 1996 14:386
12.17315LANDO::OLIVER_Bprickly on the outsideWed Sep 04 1996 14:401
12.17316GMASEC::KELLYIt's Deja-Vu, All Over AgainWed Sep 04 1996 14:421
12.17317LANDO::OLIVER_Bprickly on the outsideWed Sep 04 1996 14:481
12.17318ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bears fanWed Sep 04 1996 14:492
12.17319ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bears fanWed Sep 04 1996 14:504
12.17320POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideWed Sep 04 1996 14:566
12.17321CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsWed Sep 04 1996 14:592
12.17322MKOTS3::JOLLIMOREAlways a hoot!Wed Sep 04 1996 15:034
12.17323CSC32::M_EVANSbe the villageWed Sep 04 1996 16:525
12.17324ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bears fanWed Sep 04 1996 16:593
12.17325BUSY::SLABForeplay? What's that?Wed Sep 04 1996 17:023
12.17326SCASS1::BARBER_AThe sky is falling!Wed Sep 04 1996 17:061
12.17327SCASS1::BARBER_AThe sky is falling!Wed Sep 04 1996 17:062
12.17328DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Wed Sep 04 1996 17:0914
12.17329MKOTS3::JOLLIMOREAlways a hoot!Wed Sep 04 1996 17:126
12.17330POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideWed Sep 04 1996 17:213
12.17331ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bears fanWed Sep 04 1996 17:235
12.17332Will squash the Skins Sunday...GAAS::BRAUCHERWelcome to ParadiseWed Sep 04 1996 17:265
12.17333LANDO::OLIVER_Bprickly on the outsideWed Sep 04 1996 17:285
12.17334ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bears fanWed Sep 04 1996 17:292
12.17335DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Wed Sep 04 1996 17:339
12.17336BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Wed Sep 04 1996 17:396
12.17337Life comes full circle ...BRITE::FYFEUse it up, wear it out, make it do, or do without.Wed Sep 04 1996 18:494
12.17338SX4GTO::OLSONDBTC Palo AltoWed Sep 04 1996 19:038
12.17339CSC32::M_EVANSbe the villageWed Sep 04 1996 19:333
12.17340NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Sep 04 1996 19:511
12.17341SX4GTO::OLSONDBTC Palo AltoWed Sep 04 1996 19:599
12.17342LANDO::OLIVER_Bprickly on the outsideWed Sep 04 1996 20:053
12.17343POLAR::RICHARDSONI'm brave but my chicken's sickWed Sep 04 1996 20:071
12.17344LANDO::OLIVER_Bprickly on the outsideWed Sep 04 1996 20:101
12.17345SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerWed Sep 04 1996 20:103
12.17346ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bears fanWed Sep 04 1996 20:172
12.17347DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Wed Sep 04 1996 20:2713
12.17348SCASS1::BARBER_AThe sky is falling!Wed Sep 04 1996 20:291
12.17349POLAR::RICHARDSONI'm brave but my chicken's sickWed Sep 04 1996 20:321
12.17350GAVEL::JANDROWwhen in doubt, hug your teddybearWed Sep 04 1996 20:346
12.17351CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsWed Sep 04 1996 20:374
12.17352BUSY::SLABGood Heavens,Commander,what DID you do?Wed Sep 04 1996 20:398
12.17353LANDO::OLIVER_Bprickly on the outsideWed Sep 04 1996 20:448
12.17354SCASS1::BARBER_AThe sky is falling!Wed Sep 04 1996 20:512
12.17355WMOIS::CONNELLStory does that to us.Wed Sep 04 1996 20:5615
12.17356SMURF::WALTERSWed Sep 04 1996 21:017
12.17357POLAR::RICHARDSONI'm brave but my chicken's sickWed Sep 04 1996 21:071
12.17358FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Wed Sep 04 1996 21:086
12.17359GAVEL::JANDROWwhen in doubt, hug your teddybearWed Sep 04 1996 21:117
12.17360SMURF::WALTERSWed Sep 04 1996 21:123
12.17361LANDO::OLIVER_Bprickly on the outsideWed Sep 04 1996 21:171
12.17362Maybe next timeSALEM::DODAAsk me about my vow of silenceWed Sep 04 1996 21:499
12.17363GENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Wed Sep 04 1996 21:503
12.17364BUSY::SLABGot into a war with reality ...Wed Sep 04 1996 22:0013
12.17365WMOIS::CONNELLStory does that to us.Wed Sep 04 1996 22:0714
12.17366SALEM::DODAAsk me about my vow of silenceWed Sep 04 1996 22:0814
12.17367WMOIS::CONNELLStory does that to us.Wed Sep 04 1996 22:1313
12.17368GENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Wed Sep 04 1996 22:253
12.17369SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerThu Sep 05 1996 03:3510
12.17370POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideThu Sep 05 1996 04:395
12.17371WMOIS::GIROUARD_CThu Sep 05 1996 10:4920
12.17372ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bears fanThu Sep 05 1996 12:454
12.17373SUBSYS::NEUMYERYour memory still hangin roundThu Sep 05 1996 13:387
12.17374BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Thu Sep 05 1996 13:406
12.17375ACISS2::LEECHThu Sep 05 1996 14:0716
12.17376SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Thu Sep 05 1996 14:175
12.17377SMURF::WALTERSThu Sep 05 1996 14:181
12.17378CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowThu Sep 05 1996 14:2310
12.17379BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Thu Sep 05 1996 14:335
12.17380DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Thu Sep 05 1996 14:368
12.17381NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Sep 05 1996 14:377
12.17382GMASEC::KELLYIt's Deja-Vu, All Over AgainThu Sep 05 1996 14:421
12.17383MKOTS3::JMARTINCleaver...YOU'RE FIRED!!!Thu Sep 05 1996 15:224
12.17384ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bears fanThu Sep 05 1996 15:454
12.17385CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowThu Sep 05 1996 16:148
12.17386ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bears fanThu Sep 05 1996 16:165
12.17387CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowThu Sep 05 1996 16:203
12.17388SUBSYS::NEUMYERYour memory still hangin roundThu Sep 05 1996 16:309
12.17389CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowThu Sep 05 1996 16:333
12.17390POLAR::RICHARDSONI'm brave but my chicken's sickThu Sep 05 1996 16:373
12.17391ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bears fanThu Sep 05 1996 16:444
12.17392CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowThu Sep 05 1996 16:454
12.17393BUSY::SLABA swift kick in the butt - $1Thu Sep 05 1996 16:453
12.17394CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowThu Sep 05 1996 16:453
12.17395POLAR::RICHARDSONI'm brave but my chicken's sickThu Sep 05 1996 16:501
12.17396ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bears fanThu Sep 05 1996 16:502
12.17397GMASEC::KELLYIt's Deja-Vu, All Over AgainThu Sep 05 1996 16:5213
12.17398CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsThu Sep 05 1996 16:555
12.17399CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowThu Sep 05 1996 16:563
12.17400SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Thu Sep 05 1996 16:584
12.17401GMASEC::KELLYIt's Deja-Vu, All Over AgainThu Sep 05 1996 16:591
12.17402SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Thu Sep 05 1996 16:594
12.17403ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bears fanThu Sep 05 1996 17:023
12.17404ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bears fanThu Sep 05 1996 17:032
12.17405MKOTS3::JMARTINCleaver...YOU'RE FIRED!!!Thu Sep 05 1996 17:071
12.17406BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Thu Sep 05 1996 17:185
12.17407BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Thu Sep 05 1996 17:197
12.17408BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Thu Sep 05 1996 17:205
12.17409SUBSYS::NEUMYERYour memory still hangin roundThu Sep 05 1996 17:399
12.17410SX4GTO::OLSONDBTC Palo AltoThu Sep 05 1996 17:416
12.17411PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BThu Sep 05 1996 17:453
12.17412what is that strange black round thing?SUBSYS::NEUMYERYour memory still hangin roundThu Sep 05 1996 17:494
12.17413PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BThu Sep 05 1996 17:524
12.17414BUSY::SLABAct like you own the companyThu Sep 05 1996 17:537
12.17415CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayThu Sep 05 1996 17:5412
12.17416PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BThu Sep 05 1996 17:563
12.17417SMURF::WALTERSThu Sep 05 1996 18:021
12.17418NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Sep 05 1996 18:201
12.17419WMOIS::CONNELLStory does that to us.Thu Sep 05 1996 19:068
12.17420PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BThu Sep 05 1996 19:165
12.17421DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Thu Sep 05 1996 20:0110
12.17422SMARTT::JENNISONIt's all about soulThu Sep 05 1996 20:506
12.17423MFGFIN::E_WALKERNight of the Living EdThu Sep 05 1996 20:512
12.17424NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Sep 05 1996 20:521
12.17425CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayThu Sep 05 1996 20:527
12.17426BUSY::SLABAntisocialThu Sep 05 1996 21:083
12.17427MFGFIN::E_WALKERNight of the Living EdThu Sep 05 1996 21:141
12.17428BUSY::SLABAntisocialThu Sep 05 1996 21:2172
12.17429MFGFIN::E_WALKERNight of the Living EdThu Sep 05 1996 21:342
12.17430BUSY::SLABAs you wishThu Sep 05 1996 21:389
12.17431shoulda got something with a timing chain...EVMS::MORONEYYOU! Out of the gene pool!Thu Sep 05 1996 21:391
12.17432BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Thu Sep 05 1996 21:459
12.17433BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Thu Sep 05 1996 21:467
12.17434BUSY::SLABAudiophiles do it 'til it hertz!Thu Sep 05 1996 22:0826
12.17435POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideFri Sep 06 1996 00:575
12.17436MFGFIN::E_WALKERNight of the Living EdFri Sep 06 1996 01:003
12.17437POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideFri Sep 06 1996 01:023
12.17438MFGFIN::E_WALKERNight of the Living EdFri Sep 06 1996 01:163
12.17439POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideFri Sep 06 1996 01:214
12.17440yes! yes!FABSIX::P_OHALLORANGo mbeanfaigh Dia sibhFri Sep 06 1996 08:201
12.17441ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bears fanFri Sep 06 1996 12:212
12.17442BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Fri Sep 06 1996 12:467
12.17443CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsFri Sep 06 1996 13:1312
12.17444GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeFri Sep 06 1996 13:178
12.17445SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Fri Sep 06 1996 14:106
12.17446CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsFri Sep 06 1996 14:156
12.17447BUSY::SLABBeing weird isn't enoughFri Sep 06 1996 14:316
12.17448ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bears fanFri Sep 06 1996 14:392
12.17449SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Fri Sep 06 1996 14:444
12.17450MKOTS3::JMARTINI Need To Get Out More!Fri Sep 06 1996 15:028
12.17451BUSY::SLABBuzzword BingoFri Sep 06 1996 15:116
12.17452ASIC::RANDOLPHTom R. N1OOQFri Sep 06 1996 16:005
12.17453ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bears fanFri Sep 06 1996 16:044
12.17454NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Fri Sep 06 1996 16:071
12.17455ASIC::RANDOLPHTom R. N1OOQFri Sep 06 1996 16:262
12.17456SMARTT::JENNISONIt's all about soulFri Sep 06 1996 17:207
12.17457BULEAN::BANKSThink locally, act locallyFri Sep 06 1996 18:0918
12.17458CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayFri Sep 06 1996 18:1411
12.17459JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeFri Sep 06 1996 18:151
12.17460WAHOO::LEVESQUEZiiiiingiiiingiiiiiiing!Fri Sep 06 1996 18:161
12.17461SMURF::WALTERSFri Sep 06 1996 18:341
12.17462Don't forget to bring pie charts and bar graphsAMN1::RALTOJail to the ChiefFri Sep 06 1996 19:4412
12.17463MFGFIN::E_WALKERNight of the Living EdFri Sep 06 1996 19:453
12.17464ASIC::RANDOLPHTom R. N1OOQFri Sep 06 1996 20:034
12.17465BUSY::SLABCatch you later!!Fri Sep 06 1996 20:057
12.17466NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Fri Sep 06 1996 20:191
12.17467DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Fri Sep 06 1996 20:2117
12.17468SCASS1::BARBER_AThe sky is falling!Fri Sep 06 1996 21:311
12.17469POLAR::RICHARDSONI'm brave but my chicken's sickFri Sep 06 1996 21:341
12.17470GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeFri Sep 06 1996 21:386
12.17471SCASS1::BARBER_AThe sky is falling!Fri Sep 06 1996 21:422
12.17472GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeFri Sep 06 1996 21:474
12.17473JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeFri Sep 06 1996 21:503
12.17474POLAR::RICHARDSONI'm brave but my chicken's sickFri Sep 06 1996 21:521
12.17475SCASS1::BARBER_AThe sky is falling!Fri Sep 06 1996 21:524
12.17476MFGFIN::E_WALKERNight of the Living EdFri Sep 06 1996 21:542
12.17477POLAR::RICHARDSONI'm brave but my chicken's sickFri Sep 06 1996 21:541
12.17478the e-mail in questionSCASS1::BARBER_AThe sky is falling!Fri Sep 06 1996 21:5750
12.17479SMURF::WALTERSFri Sep 06 1996 21:572
12.17480BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Fri Sep 06 1996 22:528
12.17481BUSY::SLABDILLIGAFFri Sep 06 1996 23:118
12.17482MFGFIN::E_WALKERNight of the Living EdFri Sep 06 1996 23:132
12.17483BUSY::SLABDILLIGAFFri Sep 06 1996 23:169
12.17484JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeSat Sep 07 1996 20:484
12.17485CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each daySat Sep 07 1996 20:593
12.17486JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeSat Sep 07 1996 21:021
12.17487WMOIS::CONNELLStory does that to us.Mon Sep 09 1996 15:469
12.17488JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeMon Sep 09 1996 15:513
12.17489WMOIS::CONNELLStory does that to us.Mon Sep 09 1996 16:016
12.17490JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeMon Sep 09 1996 17:109
12.17491SUBSYS::NEUMYERYour memory still hangin roundMon Sep 09 1996 17:1717
12.17492SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Mon Sep 09 1996 17:191
12.17493ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bears fanMon Sep 09 1996 17:204
12.17494SUBSYS::NEUMYERYour memory still hangin roundMon Sep 09 1996 17:238
12.17495SMARTT::JENNISONIt's all about soulMon Sep 09 1996 17:4310
12.17496BUSY::SLABDon't drink the (toilet) water.Mon Sep 09 1996 17:486
12.17497SUBSYS::NEUMYERYour memory still hangin roundMon Sep 09 1996 17:515
12.17498ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bears fanMon Sep 09 1996 17:533
12.17499SUBSYS::NEUMYERYour memory still hangin roundMon Sep 09 1996 17:577
12.17500BUSY::SLABDon't drink the (toilet) water.Mon Sep 09 1996 17:5912
12.17501SUBSYS::NEUMYERYour memory still hangin roundMon Sep 09 1996 18:3022
12.17502BUSY::SLABDon't get even ... get odd!!Mon Sep 09 1996 18:484
12.17503You definition of 'accident' stinks ...BRITE::FYFEUse it up, wear it out, make it do, or do without.Mon Sep 09 1996 18:5127
12.17504WMOIS::CONNELLStory does that to us.Mon Sep 09 1996 18:5417
12.17505SUBSYS::NEUMYERYour memory still hangin roundMon Sep 09 1996 19:3916
12.17506SMARTT::JENNISONIt's all about soulMon Sep 09 1996 19:499
12.17507My universal translator is on the fritz again ...BRITE::FYFEUse it up, wear it out, make it do, or do without.Mon Sep 09 1996 20:0211
12.17508SUBSYS::NEUMYERYour memory still hangin roundMon Sep 09 1996 20:106
12.17509BIGHOG::PERCIVALI'm the NRA,USPSA/IPSC,NROI-ROMon Sep 09 1996 20:1914
12.17510SCASS1::BARBER_AIt's falling, the skyMon Sep 09 1996 20:231
12.17511BUSY::SLABDuster :== idiot driver magnetMon Sep 09 1996 20:248
12.17512BUSY::SLABDuster :== idiot driver magnetMon Sep 09 1996 20:247
12.17513POLAR::RICHARDSONSlovenly ComportmentizationMon Sep 09 1996 20:281
12.17514BRITE::FYFEUse it up, wear it out, make it do, or do without.Mon Sep 09 1996 20:494
12.17515MFGFIN::E_WALKERFuture Pizza BoyTue Sep 10 1996 00:564
12.17516KERNEL::FREKESExcuse me while I scratch my buttTue Sep 10 1996 11:436
12.175171st time: owner at fault, 2nd: Licensing folks faultPOMPY::LESLIEAndy Leslie, DTN 847 6586Tue Sep 10 1996 12:041
12.17518FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Tue Sep 10 1996 12:1021
12.17519WMOIS::GIROUARD_CTue Sep 10 1996 12:274
12.17520SMURF::WALTERSTue Sep 10 1996 13:3410
12.17521SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Tue Sep 10 1996 13:399
12.17522BUSY::SLABFUBARTue Sep 10 1996 14:019
12.17523GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeTue Sep 10 1996 14:048
12.17524RUSURE::GOODWINSacred Cows Make the Best HamburgerTue Sep 10 1996 14:156
12.17525BIGHOG::PERCIVALI'm the NRA,USPSA/IPSC,NROI-ROTue Sep 10 1996 14:3520
12.17526MFGFIN::E_WALKERFuture Pizza BoyTue Sep 10 1996 21:392
12.17527POLAR::RICHARDSONI won't get soapedTue Sep 10 1996 21:401
12.17528MFGFIN::E_WALKERFuture Pizza BoyTue Sep 10 1996 22:012
12.17529MFGFIN::E_WALKERFuture Pizza BoyTue Sep 10 1996 23:273
12.17530FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Tue Sep 10 1996 23:306
12.17531POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideWed Sep 11 1996 04:315
12.17532MFGFIN::E_WALKERFuture Pizza BoyWed Sep 11 1996 04:381
12.17533The uninvited guestMFGFIN::E_WALKERFuture Pizza BoyWed Sep 11 1996 05:018
12.17534WMOIS::GIROUARD_CWed Sep 11 1996 11:241
12.17535its been a nice summerHNDYMN::MCCARTHYA Quinn Martin ProductionWed Sep 11 1996 11:433
12.17536ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bears fanWed Sep 11 1996 12:195
12.17537MKOTS3::JMARTINBe A Victor..Not a Victim!Wed Sep 11 1996 13:326
12.17538ACISS2::LEECHWed Sep 11 1996 13:3510
12.17539POMPY::LESLIEAndy Leslie, DTN 847 6586Wed Sep 11 1996 13:389
12.17540ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bears fanWed Sep 11 1996 13:503
12.17541FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Wed Sep 11 1996 13:5815
12.17542COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertWed Sep 11 1996 14:034
12.17543GMASEC::KELLYIt's Deja-Vu, All Over AgainWed Sep 11 1996 14:142
12.17544FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Wed Sep 11 1996 14:178
12.17545GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeWed Sep 11 1996 14:5010
12.17546ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bears fanWed Sep 11 1996 14:544
12.17547BUSY::SLABA swift kick in the butt - $1Wed Sep 11 1996 14:555
12.17548figuresWAHOO::LEVESQUEZiiiiingiiiingiiiiiiing!Wed Sep 11 1996 15:014
12.17549SMURF::WALTERSWed Sep 11 1996 15:043
12.17550GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeWed Sep 11 1996 15:087
12.17551MKOTS3::JMARTINBe A Victor..Not a Victim!Wed Sep 11 1996 15:141
12.17552WAHOO::LEVESQUEZiiiiingiiiingiiiiiiing!Wed Sep 11 1996 15:153
12.17553GMASEC::KELLYIt's Deja-Vu, All Over AgainWed Sep 11 1996 15:253
12.17554ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bears fanWed Sep 11 1996 15:263
12.17555it's my indian name day again, or is that week?GMASEC::KELLYIt's Deja-Vu, All Over AgainWed Sep 11 1996 15:284
12.17556BUSY::SLABAct like you own the companyWed Sep 11 1996 15:284
12.17557ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bears fanWed Sep 11 1996 15:302
12.17558MKOTS3::JMARTINBe A Victor..Not a Victim!Wed Sep 11 1996 16:061
12.17559YIELD::STOOKERWed Sep 11 1996 16:0713
12.17560SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerWed Sep 11 1996 16:189
12.17561ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bears fanWed Sep 11 1996 16:313
12.17562GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeWed Sep 11 1996 16:396
12.17563ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bears fanWed Sep 11 1996 16:452
12.17564CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsWed Sep 11 1996 16:478
12.17565ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bears fanWed Sep 11 1996 16:482
12.17566BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Wed Sep 11 1996 17:237
12.17567SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerWed Sep 11 1996 18:402
12.17568BUSY::SLABAs you wishWed Sep 11 1996 19:099
12.17569SCASS1::BARBER_AIt's falling, the skyWed Sep 11 1996 19:161
12.17570SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerWed Sep 11 1996 20:105
12.17571SUBSYS::NEUMYERYour memory still hangin roundWed Sep 11 1996 20:165
12.17572An' happy anniversary!!SMARTT::JENNISONIt's all about soulWed Sep 11 1996 20:339
12.17573MFGFIN::E_WALKERFuture Pizza BoyWed Sep 11 1996 21:104
12.17574BUSY::SLABBaroque: when you're out of MonetWed Sep 11 1996 21:246
12.17575SCASS1::BARBER_AIt's falling, the skyWed Sep 11 1996 22:104
12.17576JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeWed Sep 11 1996 22:366
12.17577FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Wed Sep 11 1996 22:416
12.17578MFGFIN::E_WALKERFuture Pizza BoyWed Sep 11 1996 23:232
12.17579 wheres the beef?THEMAX::TAYLOR_CHsparkyThu Sep 12 1996 04:494
12.17580FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Thu Sep 12 1996 11:214
12.17581ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bears fanThu Sep 12 1996 12:204
12.17582ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bears fanThu Sep 12 1996 12:224
12.17583SMURF::WALTERSThu Sep 12 1996 12:281
12.17584ACISS1::SCHELTERThu Sep 12 1996 12:505
12.17585ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bears fanThu Sep 12 1996 12:522
12.17586Driving in Nashua, MassachusettsSTAR::JESSOPTam quid?Thu Sep 12 1996 12:547
12.17587ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bears fanThu Sep 12 1996 12:575
12.17588GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeThu Sep 12 1996 13:4523
12.1758926 years of serviceSUBSYS::NEUMYERYour memory still hangin roundThu Sep 12 1996 13:516
12.17590ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bears fanThu Sep 12 1996 13:514
12.17591ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bears fanThu Sep 12 1996 13:512
12.17592ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bears fanThu Sep 12 1996 14:072
12.17593MKOTS3::JMARTINBe A Victor..Not a Victim!Thu Sep 12 1996 14:111
12.17594ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bears fanThu Sep 12 1996 14:152
12.17595The words...STAR::JESSOPTam quid?Thu Sep 12 1996 16:021
12.17596ACISS1::BATTISChicago Bears fanThu Sep 12 1996 16:525
12.17597noCSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayThu Sep 12 1996 16:533
12.17598SMARTT::JENNISONIt's all about soulThu Sep 12 1996 17:096
12.17599ACISS1::BATTISBlazer BoyThu Sep 12 1996 17:163
12.17600BUSY::SLABCatch you later!!Thu Sep 12 1996 17:424
12.17601POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideThu Sep 12 1996 17:5810
12.17602SCASS1::BARBER_AIt's falling, the skyThu Sep 12 1996 17:591
12.17603POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideThu Sep 12 1996 18:003
12.17604SCASS1::BARBER_AIt's falling, the skyThu Sep 12 1996 18:011
12.17605SCASS1::BARBER_AIt's falling, the skyThu Sep 12 1996 18:061
12.17606POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideThu Sep 12 1996 18:063
12.17607CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayThu Sep 12 1996 18:123
12.17608POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideThu Sep 12 1996 18:1715
12.17609SCASS1::BARBER_AIt's falling, the skyThu Sep 12 1996 18:222
12.17610BUSY::SLABConsume feces and expire.Thu Sep 12 1996 18:437
12.17611POLAR::RICHARDSONI won't get soapedThu Sep 12 1996 19:111
12.17612DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Thu Sep 12 1996 19:244
12.17613MILPND::CLARK_DThu Sep 12 1996 19:2912
12.17614ACISS1::BATTISBlazer BoyThu Sep 12 1996 19:334
12.17615whine...bitch...moanMILPND::CLARK_DThu Sep 12 1996 19:358
12.17616POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideThu Sep 12 1996 19:413
12.17617CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayThu Sep 12 1996 19:488
12.17618BUSY::SLABCrackerThu Sep 12 1996 19:503
12.17619ACISS1::BATTISBlazer BoyThu Sep 12 1996 20:032
12.17620POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideThu Sep 12 1996 20:114
12.17621BUSY::SLABCrackerThu Sep 12 1996 20:123
12.17622SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerThu Sep 12 1996 20:1814
12.17623JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeThu Sep 12 1996 20:338
12.17624LANDO::OLIVER_Bprickly on the outsideThu Sep 12 1996 20:362
12.17625POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideThu Sep 12 1996 20:3910
12.17626JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeThu Sep 12 1996 20:426
12.17627POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideThu Sep 12 1996 20:433
12.17628POLAR::RICHARDSONI won't get soapedThu Sep 12 1996 20:441
12.17629POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideThu Sep 12 1996 20:473
12.17630BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Thu Sep 12 1996 20:516
12.17631NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Sep 12 1996 20:511
12.17632GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeThu Sep 12 1996 21:0510
12.17633SCASS1::BARBER_AIt's falling, the skyThu Sep 12 1996 21:081
12.17634JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeThu Sep 12 1996 21:146
12.17635POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideThu Sep 12 1996 21:213
12.17636BUSY::SLABDILLIGAFThu Sep 12 1996 21:256
12.17637POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideThu Sep 12 1996 21:293
12.17638BUSY::SLABDILLIGAFThu Sep 12 1996 21:387
12.17639MFGFIN::E_WALKERFuture Pizza BoyThu Sep 12 1996 21:448
12.17640Mormon who?N2DEEP::SHALLOWGrace changes everything!Thu Sep 12 1996 23:1016
12.17641uh ohCSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayFri Sep 13 1996 02:285
12.17642Mormon AlertMFGFIN::E_WALKERFuture Pizza BoyFri Sep 13 1996 02:398
12.17643CSC32::M_EVANSbe the villageFri Sep 13 1996 03:315
12.17644MFGFIN::E_WALKERFuture Pizza BoyFri Sep 13 1996 03:434
12.17645JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeFri Sep 13 1996 05:224
12.17646CSC32::M_EVANSbe the villageFri Sep 13 1996 06:5513
12.17647FABSIX::P_OHALLORANGo mbeanfaigh Dia sibhFri Sep 13 1996 07:475
12.17648FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Fri Sep 13 1996 12:099
12.17649GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeFri Sep 13 1996 12:3913
12.17650not superstitious ?GAAS::BRAUCHERChampagne SupernovaFri Sep 13 1996 12:504
12.17651BULEAN::BANKSThink locally, act locallyFri Sep 13 1996 12:585
12.17652SMURF::WALTERSFri Sep 13 1996 13:032
12.17653SMARTT::JENNISONIt's all about soulFri Sep 13 1996 13:506
12.17654BUSY::SLABDogbert's New Ruling Class: 100KFri Sep 13 1996 14:0413
12.17655ACISS1::BATTISBlazer BoyFri Sep 13 1996 14:339
12.17656POMPY::LESLIEFree the kitesFri Sep 13 1996 14:381
12.17657COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertFri Sep 13 1996 14:383
12.17658MKOTS3::JMARTINBe A Victor..Not a Victim!Fri Sep 13 1996 15:067
12.17659...STAR::JESSOPTam quid?Fri Sep 13 1996 15:102
12.17660POLAR::RICHARDSONI won't get soapedFri Sep 13 1996 15:141
12.17661BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Fri Sep 13 1996 15:153
12.17662SCASS1::BARBER_AIt's falling, the skyFri Sep 13 1996 15:193
12.17663ACISS1::BATTISBlazer BoyFri Sep 13 1996 15:222
12.17664BUSY::SLABDogbert's New Ruling Class: 135KFri Sep 13 1996 15:263
12.17665MKOTS3::JMARTINBe A Victor..Not a Victim!Fri Sep 13 1996 15:2711
12.17666MKOTS3::JMARTINBe A Victor..Not a Victim!Fri Sep 13 1996 15:3216
12.17667JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeFri Sep 13 1996 15:3617
12.17668BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Fri Sep 13 1996 15:479
12.17669NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Fri Sep 13 1996 16:152
12.17670I'm always right. But you'll learn that eventually...STAR::JESSOPTam quid?Fri Sep 13 1996 16:185
12.17671NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Fri Sep 13 1996 16:342
12.17672BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Fri Sep 13 1996 16:382
12.17673GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeFri Sep 13 1996 16:556
12.17674SMARTT::JENNISONIt's all about soulFri Sep 13 1996 17:094
12.17675Oh YAH?STAR::JESSOPTam quid?Fri Sep 13 1996 17:101
12.17676ACISS1::BATTISBlazer BoyFri Sep 13 1996 17:1211
12.17677ACISS2::LEECHFri Sep 13 1996 17:1610
12.17678ACISS1::BATTISBlazer BoyFri Sep 13 1996 17:172
12.17679CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsFri Sep 13 1996 17:175
12.17680Gerald has it right.SMARTT::JENNISONIt's all about soulFri Sep 13 1996 17:194
12.17681BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Fri Sep 13 1996 17:196
12.17682Thank you, Glen.STAR::JESSOPTam quid?Fri Sep 13 1996 17:272
12.17683ACISS2::LEECHFri Sep 13 1996 17:453
12.17684COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertFri Sep 13 1996 17:579
12.17685First hand?STAR::JESSOPTam quid?Fri Sep 13 1996 18:001
12.17686BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Fri Sep 13 1996 18:003
12.17687MKOTS3::JMARTINBe A Victor..Not a Victim!Fri Sep 13 1996 18:047
12.17688BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Fri Sep 13 1996 18:066
12.17689BUSY::SLABDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Fri Sep 13 1996 18:116
12.17690ACISS1::BATTISBlazer BoyFri Sep 13 1996 18:453
12.17691POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideFri Sep 13 1996 18:453
12.17692ACISS1::BATTISBlazer BoyFri Sep 13 1996 18:484
12.17693BUSY::SLABDuster :== idiot driver magnetFri Sep 13 1996 18:503
12.17694BUSY::SLABEnjoy what you doFri Sep 13 1996 19:076
12.17695POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideFri Sep 13 1996 19:124
12.17696"Our" gov't at "work".SBUOA::GUILLERMOBut the world still goes round and roundFri Sep 13 1996 20:5418
12.17697SCASS1::BARBER_AIt's falling, the skyFri Sep 13 1996 21:305
12.17698BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Fri Sep 13 1996 21:327
12.17699SCASS1::BARBER_AIt's falling, the skyFri Sep 13 1996 21:331
12.17700A snarf, for me?N2DEEP::SHALLOWAre we having fun yet?Fri Sep 13 1996 22:3619
12.17701Hold on a minute there!N2DEEP::SHALLOWAre we having fun yet?Fri Sep 13 1996 23:5516
12.17702CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each daySat Sep 14 1996 02:3517
12.17703CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each daySat Sep 14 1996 02:4012
12.17704FABSIX::P_OHALLORANGo mbeanfaigh Dia sibhSat Sep 14 1996 03:2113
12.17705FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Sun Sep 15 1996 12:237
12.17706SMARTT::JENNISONIt's all about soulMon Sep 16 1996 13:4016
12.17707ACISS2::LEECHMon Sep 16 1996 13:4211
12.17708SCASS1::BARBER_AIt's falling, the skyMon Sep 16 1996 13:442
12.17709Not until it reaches the eardrum ....BRITE::FYFEUse it up, wear it out, make it do, or do without.Mon Sep 16 1996 13:460
12.17710SMARTT::JENNISONIt's all about soulMon Sep 16 1996 13:466
12.17711ACISS1::BATTISBlazer BoyMon Sep 16 1996 13:482
12.17712FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Mon Sep 16 1996 14:079
12.17713BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Mon Sep 16 1996 14:173
12.17714BUSY::SLABForm feed = &lt;ctrl&gt;v &lt;ctrl&gt;lMon Sep 16 1996 14:573
12.17715NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Mon Sep 16 1996 15:073
12.17716THat intersection, again...STAR::JESSOPTam quid?Mon Sep 16 1996 15:0829
12.17717PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BMon Sep 16 1996 15:093
12.17718SMURF::WALTERSMon Sep 16 1996 15:131
12.17719BUSY::SLABForm feed = &lt;ctrl&gt;v &lt;ctrl&gt;lMon Sep 16 1996 15:275
12.17720DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Mon Sep 16 1996 16:0812
12.17721BUSY::SLABGot into a war with reality ...Mon Sep 16 1996 18:216
12.17722POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideMon Sep 16 1996 18:253
12.17723NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Mon Sep 16 1996 18:261
12.17724BUSY::SLABGot into a war with reality ...Mon Sep 16 1996 18:3610
12.17725POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideMon Sep 16 1996 18:375
12.17726Yo, Shawn, you know how to run a business! :)STAR::JESSOPTam quid?Mon Sep 16 1996 18:391
12.17727POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideMon Sep 16 1996 18:433
12.17728WAHOO::LEVESQUEZiiiiingiiiingiiiiiiing!Mon Sep 16 1996 18:451
12.17729POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideMon Sep 16 1996 18:454
12.17730ACISS1::BATTISBlazer BoyMon Sep 16 1996 18:483
12.17731POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideMon Sep 16 1996 18:507
12.17732Yah, Shawn's a saint. :)STAR::JESSOPTam quid?Mon Sep 16 1996 18:526
12.17733WAHOO::LEVESQUEenergy spent on passion is never wastedMon Sep 16 1996 18:532
12.17734POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideMon Sep 16 1996 18:556
12.17735SCASS1::BARBER_Awar inside my headMon Sep 16 1996 18:571
12.17737ACISS1::BATTISBlazer BoyMon Sep 16 1996 18:584
12.17738He's on the ropes, folks!STAR::JESSOPTam quid?Mon Sep 16 1996 18:594
12.17736BUSY::SLABGot into a war with reality ...Mon Sep 16 1996 18:5912
12.17739POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideMon Sep 16 1996 19:023
12.17740BUSY::SLABGot into a war with reality ...Mon Sep 16 1996 19:0213
12.17741BUSY::SLABGot into a war with reality ...Mon Sep 16 1996 19:038
12.17742POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideMon Sep 16 1996 19:045
12.17743Psssst. Hey, you. Me? SHHHH! Riiiiiight!STAR::JESSOPTam quid?Mon Sep 16 1996 19:093
12.17745PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BMon Sep 16 1996 19:099
12.17746NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Mon Sep 16 1996 19:105
12.17747...STAR::JESSOPTam quid?Mon Sep 16 1996 19:124
12.17748BUSY::SLABGot into a war with reality ...Mon Sep 16 1996 19:125
12.17749ACISS1::BATTISBlazer BoyMon Sep 16 1996 19:163
12.17750SCASS1::BARBER_Awar inside my headMon Sep 16 1996 19:192
12.17751BUSY::SLABGrandchildren of the DamnedMon Sep 16 1996 19:208
12.17752Where'd I leave those moving boxes?DECWIN::RALTOJail to the ChiefMon Sep 16 1996 19:257
12.17753SCASS1::BARBER_Awar inside my headMon Sep 16 1996 19:301
12.17754ACISS1::BATTISBlazer BoyMon Sep 16 1996 19:302
12.17755BULEAN::BANKSThink locally, act locallyMon Sep 16 1996 19:334
12.17756BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Mon Sep 16 1996 20:056
12.17757Pain in my butt... mumble mumbleSTAR::JESSOPTam quid?Mon Sep 16 1996 21:221
12.17758THEMAX::E_WALKERWho needs the Kwik-e Mart?Tue Sep 17 1996 05:193
12.17759BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Tue Sep 17 1996 05:221
12.17760OHFSS1::POMEROYTue Sep 17 1996 10:375
12.17761WMOIS::GIROUARD_CTue Sep 17 1996 11:073
12.17762ACISS1::BATTISBlazer BoyTue Sep 17 1996 12:115
12.17763BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Tue Sep 17 1996 12:519
12.17764GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeTue Sep 17 1996 12:5710
12.17765ACISS1::BATTISBlazer BoyTue Sep 17 1996 12:594
12.17766CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayTue Sep 17 1996 13:297
12.17767ACISS1::BATTISBlazer BoyTue Sep 17 1996 13:314
12.17768CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayTue Sep 17 1996 13:344
12.17769The fact that it is hot in here today and...STAR::JESSOPTam quid?Tue Sep 17 1996 13:431
12.17770CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsTue Sep 17 1996 14:021
12.17771BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Tue Sep 17 1996 14:0411
12.17772BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Tue Sep 17 1996 14:059
12.17773GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeTue Sep 17 1996 15:025
12.17774BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Tue Sep 17 1996 15:064
12.17775:-|MKOTS3::JMARTINBe A Victor..Not a Victim!Tue Sep 17 1996 15:2311
12.17776die! die! :)FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Tue Sep 17 1996 15:2622
12.17777.17775PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BTue Sep 17 1996 15:274
12.17778FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Tue Sep 17 1996 15:324
12.17779JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeTue Sep 17 1996 16:163
12.17780GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeTue Sep 17 1996 16:166
12.17781BUSY::SLABAlways a Best Man, never a groomTue Sep 17 1996 16:236
12.17782JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeTue Sep 17 1996 16:3113
12.17783FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Tue Sep 17 1996 16:384
12.17784ACISS1::BATTISBlazer BoyTue Sep 17 1996 16:443
12.17785BUSY::SLABAlways a Best Man, never a groomTue Sep 17 1996 16:555
12.17786WAHOO::LEVESQUEenergy spent on passion is never wastedTue Sep 17 1996 16:567
12.17787BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Tue Sep 17 1996 17:476
12.17788JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeTue Sep 17 1996 18:193
12.17789COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertTue Sep 17 1996 18:451
12.17790at least they can close the book on last year nowGAAS::BRAUCHERChampagne SupernovaTue Sep 17 1996 18:5211
12.17791SMARTT::JENNISONIt's all about soulTue Sep 17 1996 20:455
12.17792COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertTue Sep 17 1996 21:253
12.17793THEMAX::E_WALKERWho needs the Kwik-e Mart?Tue Sep 17 1996 21:271
12.17794Argument was last Dec/Jan. Money evaporated this week.COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertTue Sep 17 1996 21:283
12.17795THEMAX::E_WALKERWho needs the Kwik-e Mart?Tue Sep 17 1996 23:142
12.17796Bonuses are a good idea...WMOIS::GIROUARD_CWed Sep 18 1996 10:2719
12.17797FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Wed Sep 18 1996 11:228
12.17799ACISS1::BATTISBlazer BoyWed Sep 18 1996 12:035
12.17800FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Wed Sep 18 1996 12:087
12.17801BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Wed Sep 18 1996 12:1411
12.17802make that 12 timesBIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Wed Sep 18 1996 12:1810
12.17803ACISS1::BATTISBlazer BoyWed Sep 18 1996 12:414
12.17804CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsWed Sep 18 1996 13:3414
12.17805SCASS1::BARBER_Awar inside my headWed Sep 18 1996 13:352
12.17806ACISS1::BATTISBlazer BoyWed Sep 18 1996 13:473
12.17807SCASS1::BARBER_Awar inside my headWed Sep 18 1996 13:502
12.17808ACISS1::BATTISBlazer BoyWed Sep 18 1996 13:524
12.17809SCASS1::BARBER_Awar inside my headWed Sep 18 1996 13:552
12.17810ACISS1::BATTISBlazer BoyWed Sep 18 1996 13:574
12.17811WAHOO::LEVESQUEenergy spent on passion is never wastedWed Sep 18 1996 13:5936
12.17812DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Wed Sep 18 1996 14:1011
12.17813MKOTS3::JMARTINBe A Victor..Not a Victim!Wed Sep 18 1996 14:134
12.17814DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Wed Sep 18 1996 14:145
12.17815CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsWed Sep 18 1996 14:1518
12.17816WECARE::GRIFFINJohn Griffin zko1-3/b31 381-1159Wed Sep 18 1996 14:176
12.17817SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerWed Sep 18 1996 14:2013
12.17818*achoo*STAR::JESSOPAnkylosaurs had afterburnersWed Sep 18 1996 14:2710
12.17819WAHOO::LEVESQUEenergy spent on passion is never wastedWed Sep 18 1996 14:3242
12.17820ACISS1::BATTISBlazer BoyWed Sep 18 1996 14:354
12.17821CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsWed Sep 18 1996 15:1412
12.17822WAHOO::LEVESQUEenergy spent on passion is never wastedWed Sep 18 1996 15:399
12.17823ACISS1::BATTISBlazer BoyWed Sep 18 1996 15:452
12.17824CSC32::M_EVANSbe the villageWed Sep 18 1996 15:489
12.17825MKOTS3::JMARTINBe A Victor..Not a Victim!Wed Sep 18 1996 15:482
12.17826SSDEVO::LAMBERTShort TimerWed Sep 18 1996 16:2316
12.17827ACISS1::BATTISBlazer BoyWed Sep 18 1996 16:472
12.17828AHCHoooooooTROOA::TEMPLETONOut at homeWed Sep 18 1996 16:597
12.17829CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayWed Sep 18 1996 17:103
12.17830GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeWed Sep 18 1996 17:2113
12.17831SMARTT::JENNISONIt's all about soulWed Sep 18 1996 17:508
12.17832ACISS2::LEECHTerminal PhilosophyWed Sep 18 1996 17:573
12.17833DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Wed Sep 18 1996 18:0110
12.17834DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Wed Sep 18 1996 18:024
12.17835ACISS2::LEECHTerminal PhilosophyWed Sep 18 1996 18:177
12.17836ACISS2::LEECHTerminal PhilosophyWed Sep 18 1996 18:183
12.17837CSC32::M_EVANSbe the villageWed Sep 18 1996 19:087
12.17838SHRCTR::PJOHNSONaut disce, aut discedeWed Sep 18 1996 22:154
12.17839BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Thu Sep 19 1996 10:3517
12.17840WMOIS::GIROUARD_CThu Sep 19 1996 10:467
12.17841GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeThu Sep 19 1996 12:4312
12.17842CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsThu Sep 19 1996 13:142
12.17843WAHOO::LEVESQUEenergy spent on passion is never wastedThu Sep 19 1996 13:162
12.17844ACISS1::BATTISBlazer BoyThu Sep 19 1996 13:224
12.17845ACISS2::LEECHTerminal PhilosophyThu Sep 19 1996 13:285
12.17846The grass was supposed to prevent this sort of thing ....BRITE::FYFEUse it up, wear it out, make it do, or do without.Thu Sep 19 1996 13:463
12.17847BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Thu Sep 19 1996 13:5117
12.17848BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Thu Sep 19 1996 13:526
12.17849ACISS1::BATTISBlazer BoyThu Sep 19 1996 13:564
12.17850BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Thu Sep 19 1996 14:047
12.178518^)POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideThu Sep 19 1996 14:113
12.17852Probably illegal in Massachusetts, thoughCOVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertThu Sep 19 1996 14:236
12.17853ACISS2::LEECHTerminal PhilosophyThu Sep 19 1996 14:314
12.17854LANDO::OLIVER_Bprickly on the outsideThu Sep 19 1996 14:333
12.17855WMOIS::GIROUARD_CThu Sep 19 1996 15:5812
12.17856CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsThu Sep 19 1996 16:421
12.17857my head hurts!SMARTT::JENNISONIt's all about soulThu Sep 19 1996 18:034
12.17858you'd think I'd learn but Nooooo!WAHOO::LEVESQUEenergy spent on passion is never wastedThu Sep 19 1996 18:343
12.17859POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideThu Sep 19 1996 18:3835
12.17860SMARTT::JENNISONIt's all about soulThu Sep 19 1996 18:4411
12.17861BUSY::SLABEnjoy what you doThu Sep 19 1996 18:476
12.17862WAHOO::LEVESQUEenergy spent on passion is never wastedThu Sep 19 1996 18:501
12.17863SMARTT::JENNISONIt's all about soulThu Sep 19 1996 19:297
12.17864ACISS2::LEECHTerminal PhilosophyThu Sep 19 1996 20:462
12.17865BUSY::SLABFUBARThu Sep 19 1996 22:0615
12.17866bummer if you deleted it though...HNDYMN::MCCARTHYA Quinn Martin ProductionThu Sep 19 1996 22:097
12.17867BUSY::SLABFUBARThu Sep 19 1996 22:5915
12.17868BUSY::SLABFUBARThu Sep 19 1996 23:068
12.17869Now THAT I'd like to see! :-)SSDEVO::LAMBERTShort TimerThu Sep 19 1996 23:160
12.17870CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayFri Sep 20 1996 02:403
12.17871MFGFIN::E_WALKERI'd rather be in VegasFri Sep 20 1996 02:502
12.17872POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideFri Sep 20 1996 02:523
12.17873WWWebed outHNDYMN::MCCARTHYA Quinn Martin ProductionFri Sep 20 1996 10:2213
12.17874WAHOO::LEVESQUEenergy spent on passion is never wastedFri Sep 20 1996 11:154
12.17875GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeFri Sep 20 1996 12:137
12.17876ACISS1::BATTISBlazer BoyFri Sep 20 1996 12:202
12.17877GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeFri Sep 20 1996 12:283
12.17878BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Fri Sep 20 1996 13:323
12.17879SMURF::WALTERSFri Sep 20 1996 13:591
12.17880WAHOO::LEVESQUEenergy spent on passion is never wastedFri Sep 20 1996 14:054
12.17881BUSY::SLABGTI 16V - dust thy neighbor!!Fri Sep 20 1996 14:397
12.17882BULEAN::BANKSThink locally, act locallyFri Sep 20 1996 14:5223
12.17883Oh really? Then maybe I *will* look into IE...DECWIN::RALTOJail to the ChiefFri Sep 20 1996 16:1911
12.17884BUSY::SLABGood Heavens,Commander,what DID you do?Fri Sep 20 1996 16:319
12.17885ACISS1::BATTISBlazer BoyFri Sep 20 1996 16:352
12.17886CSC32::M_EVANSbe the villageFri Sep 20 1996 17:093
12.17887POLAR::RICHARDSONThere ain't no easy way outFri Sep 20 1996 17:112
12.17888but fortunately not bulimicCTHU26::S_BURRIDGEFri Sep 20 1996 17:136
12.17889SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerFri Sep 20 1996 17:2011
12.17890BULEAN::BANKSThink locally, act locallyFri Sep 20 1996 17:222
12.17891POLAR::RICHARDSONThere ain't no easy way outFri Sep 20 1996 17:251
12.17892hated itWAHOO::LEVESQUEenergy spent on passion is never wastedFri Sep 20 1996 17:393
12.17893CSC32::M_EVANSbe the villageFri Sep 20 1996 17:404
12.17894LANDO::OLIVER_Bprickly on the outsideFri Sep 20 1996 17:421
12.17895fly kitty flyWAHOO::LEVESQUEenergy spent on passion is never wastedFri Sep 20 1996 17:431
12.17896BULEAN::BANKSThink locally, act locallyFri Sep 20 1996 17:443
12.17897SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerFri Sep 20 1996 17:466
12.17898CSC32::M_EVANSbe the villageFri Sep 20 1996 17:4712
12.17899PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BFri Sep 20 1996 17:535
12.17900CTHU26::S_BURRIDGEFri Sep 20 1996 17:548
12.17901WMOIS::CONNELLStory does that to us.Fri Sep 20 1996 17:559
12.17902PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BFri Sep 20 1996 17:573
12.17903BULEAN::BANKSThink locally, act locallyFri Sep 20 1996 17:597
12.17904SCAMP::MINICHINOFri Sep 20 1996 18:016
12.17905CLUSTA::MAIEWSKIBos-Mil-Atl Braves W.S. ChampsFri Sep 20 1996 18:0213
12.17906BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Fri Sep 20 1996 18:069
12.17907BULEAN::BANKSThink locally, act locallyFri Sep 20 1996 18:076
12.17908CSC32::M_EVANSbe the villageFri Sep 20 1996 18:088
12.17909PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BFri Sep 20 1996 18:129
12.17910SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerFri Sep 20 1996 18:166
12.17911NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Fri Sep 20 1996 18:331
12.17912ACISS1::BATTISBlazer BoyFri Sep 20 1996 18:464
12.17913CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayFri Sep 20 1996 18:567
12.17914SCASS1::BARBER_Awar inside my headFri Sep 20 1996 18:572
12.17915BUSY::SLABGrandchildren of the DamnedFri Sep 20 1996 19:003
12.17916SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerFri Sep 20 1996 19:003
12.17917get a room...GAAS::BRAUCHERChampagne SupernovaFri Sep 20 1996 19:024
12.17918BUSY::SLABGrandchildren of the DamnedFri Sep 20 1996 19:046
12.17919SCASS1::BARBER_Awar inside my headFri Sep 20 1996 19:183
12.17920ASIC::RANDOLPHTom R. N1OOQFri Sep 20 1996 19:293
12.17921LANDO::OLIVER_Bprickly on the outsideFri Sep 20 1996 19:301
12.17922BULEAN::BANKSThink locally, act locallyFri Sep 20 1996 19:3310
12.17923SCASS1::BARBER_Awar inside my headFri Sep 20 1996 19:353
12.17924BULEAN::BANKSThink locally, act locallyFri Sep 20 1996 19:362
12.17925SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerFri Sep 20 1996 19:394
12.17926ACISS1::BATTISBlazer BoyFri Sep 20 1996 19:585
12.17927POLAR::RICHARDSONThere ain't no easy way outFri Sep 20 1996 20:031
12.17928CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayFri Sep 20 1996 20:0413
12.17929NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Fri Sep 20 1996 20:071
12.17930BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Fri Sep 20 1996 20:276
12.17931ACISS2::LEECHTerminal PhilosophyFri Sep 20 1996 20:394
12.17932MFGFIN::E_WALKERI'd rather be in VegasFri Sep 20 1996 20:578
12.17933BUSY::SLABch-ch-ch-ch-ha-ha-ha-haFri Sep 20 1996 20:595
12.17934DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Fri Sep 20 1996 21:028
12.17935CSC32::M_EVANSbe the villageFri Sep 20 1996 21:147
12.17936THEMAX::E_WALKERI'd rather be in VegasFri Sep 20 1996 21:216
12.17937CSC32::M_EVANSbe the villageFri Sep 20 1996 21:3912
12.17938SMURF::WALTERSSat Sep 21 1996 15:3110
12.17939FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Sun Sep 22 1996 17:2211
12.17940CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayMon Sep 23 1996 03:0012
12.17941POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideMon Sep 23 1996 03:033
12.17942POLAR::RICHARDSONThere ain't no easy way outMon Sep 23 1996 03:051
12.17943WMOIS::GIROUARD_CMon Sep 23 1996 11:022
12.17944CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayMon Sep 23 1996 13:157
12.17945BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Mon Sep 23 1996 14:072
12.17946BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Mon Sep 23 1996 14:0913
12.17947BULEAN::BANKSThink locally, act locallyMon Sep 23 1996 14:168
12.17948FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Mon Sep 23 1996 14:186
12.17949Trip...COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertMon Sep 23 1996 14:313
12.17950FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Mon Sep 23 1996 14:355
12.17951CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsMon Sep 23 1996 14:395
12.17952ACISS1::BATTISBlazer BoyMon Sep 23 1996 15:064
12.17953WMOIS::GIROUARD_CMon Sep 23 1996 15:101
12.17954FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Mon Sep 23 1996 15:105
12.17955SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerMon Sep 23 1996 15:298
12.17956BUSY::SLABAlways a Best Man, never a groomMon Sep 23 1996 15:384
12.17957SCASS1::BARBER_Awar inside my headMon Sep 23 1996 16:491
12.17958ACISS1::BATTISBlazer BoyMon Sep 23 1996 16:572
12.17959SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerMon Sep 23 1996 16:5811
12.17960ACISS1::BATTISBlazer BoyMon Sep 23 1996 17:094
12.17961BUSY::SLABAs you wishMon Sep 23 1996 17:314
12.17962SCASS1::BARBER_Awar inside my headMon Sep 23 1996 17:471
12.17963SMARTT::JENNISONIt's all about soulMon Sep 23 1996 19:439
12.17964ACISS1::BATTISBlazer BoyMon Sep 23 1996 19:452
12.17965BUSY::SLABBaroque: when you're out of MonetMon Sep 23 1996 19:476
12.17966POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideMon Sep 23 1996 20:5615
12.17967BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Mon Sep 23 1996 20:573
12.17968POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideMon Sep 23 1996 20:596
12.17969BUSY::SLABBeing weird isn't enoughTue Sep 24 1996 00:2030
12.17970MFGFIN::E_WALKERI'd rather be in VegasTue Sep 24 1996 00:433
12.17971Ba hum bug ...BRITE::FYFEUse it up, wear it out, make it do, or do without.Tue Sep 24 1996 00:5012
12.17972COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertTue Sep 24 1996 00:531
12.17973MFGFIN::E_WALKERI'd rather be in VegasTue Sep 24 1996 00:586
12.17974POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideTue Sep 24 1996 03:116
12.17975CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayTue Sep 24 1996 14:3912
12.17976PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BTue Sep 24 1996 14:423
12.17977BUSY::SLABCareer Opportunity Week at DECTue Sep 24 1996 14:4717
12.17978CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayTue Sep 24 1996 14:559
12.17979ACISS1::BATTISBlazer BoyTue Sep 24 1996 16:053
12.17980I don't know (yet), I'm inferior and must jump off a cliffDECWIN::RALTOJail to the ChiefTue Sep 24 1996 16:1414
12.17981<wol's handy hints #237>SMURF::WALTERSTue Sep 24 1996 16:153
12.17982The new 5-in-one home theater model isn't too bad ....BRITE::FYFEUse it up, wear it out, make it do, or do without.Tue Sep 24 1996 16:2110
12.17983SMARTT::JENNISONIt's all about soulTue Sep 24 1996 17:134
12.17984SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Tue Sep 24 1996 18:542
12.17985SMARTT::JENNISONIt's all about soulTue Sep 24 1996 19:014
12.17986BUSY::SLABDILLIGAFTue Sep 24 1996 19:034
12.17987BRITE::FYFEUse it up, wear it out, make it do, or do without.Tue Sep 24 1996 19:092
12.17988It can use David Hedison's "Hellp mee! Helllllp Meeeee!"DECWIN::RALTOJail to the ChiefTue Sep 24 1996 19:147
12.17989BUSY::SLABDILLIGAFTue Sep 24 1996 19:4410
12.17990LANDO::OLIVER_Ba box of starsTue Sep 24 1996 20:032
12.17991ACISS1::BATTISBlazer BoyTue Sep 24 1996 20:055
12.17992LANDO::OLIVER_Ba box of starsTue Sep 24 1996 20:102
12.17993ACISS1::BATTISBlazer BoyTue Sep 24 1996 20:134
12.17994BUSY::SLABDancin' on CoalsTue Sep 24 1996 20:255
12.17995LANDO::OLIVER_Ba box of starsTue Sep 24 1996 20:321
12.17996ACISS1::BATTISBlazer BoyTue Sep 24 1996 20:342
12.17997MFGFIN::E_WALKERI'd rather be in VegasTue Sep 24 1996 21:135
12.17998THEMAX::E_WALKERI'd rather be in VegasTue Sep 24 1996 23:221
12.17999JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeTue Sep 24 1996 23:581
12.18000JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeTue Sep 24 1996 23:581
12.18001Ego boosterTHEMAX::E_WALKERI'd rather be in VegasWed Sep 25 1996 00:492
12.18002JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeWed Sep 25 1996 00:552
12.18003POLAR::RICHARDSONMaturbatory AfiacondoWed Sep 25 1996 01:291
12.18004THEMAX::E_WALKERI'd rather be in VegasWed Sep 25 1996 03:502
12.18005POMPY::LESLIEAndy Leslie, DTN 847 6586Wed Sep 25 1996 05:584
12.18006ACISS2::LEECHTerminal PhilosophyWed Sep 25 1996 12:421
12.18007DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Wed Sep 25 1996 13:536
12.18008SCASS1::BARBER_Awar inside my headWed Sep 25 1996 14:229
12.18009FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Wed Sep 25 1996 14:235
12.18010POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideWed Sep 25 1996 14:275
12.18011ACISS1::BATTISBlazer BoyWed Sep 25 1996 14:322
12.18012ACISS1::BATTISBlazer BoyWed Sep 25 1996 14:333
12.18013SUBSYS::NEUMYERVote NO on Question 1Wed Sep 25 1996 14:387
12.18014SMURF::WALTERSWed Sep 25 1996 15:164
12.18015SCASS1::BARBER_Awar inside my headWed Sep 25 1996 15:196
12.18016POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideWed Sep 25 1996 15:2110
12.18017SCASS1::BARBER_Awar inside my headWed Sep 25 1996 15:223
12.18018POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideWed Sep 25 1996 15:2912
12.18019ACISS1::BATTISBlazer BoyWed Sep 25 1996 15:383
12.18020BUSY::SLABI'm too sexy for this conference.Wed Sep 25 1996 15:505
12.18021SUBSYS::NEUMYERVote NO on Question 1Wed Sep 25 1996 16:377
12.18022CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayWed Sep 25 1996 16:3830
12.18023SMURF::WALTERSWed Sep 25 1996 16:391
12.18024CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayWed Sep 25 1996 16:415
12.18025ACISS1::BATTISBlazer BoyWed Sep 25 1996 16:432
12.18026CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayWed Sep 25 1996 16:5310
12.18027BUSY::SLABIf I only had a brain.Wed Sep 25 1996 17:056
12.18028SMURF::WALTERSWed Sep 25 1996 17:061
12.18029CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayWed Sep 25 1996 17:077
12.18030BUSY::SLABIf I only had a brain.Wed Sep 25 1996 17:177
12.18031ACISS1::BATTISBlazer BoyWed Sep 25 1996 17:194
12.18032BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Wed Sep 25 1996 17:205
12.18033BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Wed Sep 25 1996 17:214
12.18034CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayWed Sep 25 1996 17:238
12.18035CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayWed Sep 25 1996 17:248
12.18036POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideWed Sep 25 1996 17:274
12.18037NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Sep 25 1996 17:291
12.18038ACISS1::BATTISBlazer BoyWed Sep 25 1996 17:354
12.18039POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideWed Sep 25 1996 17:363
12.18040BUSY::SLABIf I only had a brain.Wed Sep 25 1996 17:405
12.18041WMOIS::GIROUARD_CWed Sep 25 1996 17:405
12.18042BUSY::SLABIf I only had a brain.Wed Sep 25 1996 17:406
12.18043SMURF::WALTERSWed Sep 25 1996 17:411
12.18044POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideWed Sep 25 1996 17:453
12.18045a woman scorned...SMARTT::JENNISONIt's all about soulWed Sep 25 1996 17:577
12.18046ACISS1::BATTISBlazer BoyWed Sep 25 1996 17:584
12.18047SMARTT::JENNISONIt's all about soulWed Sep 25 1996 18:004
12.18048BUSY::SLABInsert personal hereWed Sep 25 1996 18:056
12.18049ACISS1::BATTISBlazer BoyWed Sep 25 1996 18:066
12.18050ACISS1::BATTISBlazer BoyWed Sep 25 1996 18:072
12.18051BUSY::SLABInsert personal hereWed Sep 25 1996 18:0812
12.18052SCASS1::BARBER_Awar inside my headWed Sep 25 1996 18:218
12.18053BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Wed Sep 25 1996 18:347
12.18054DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Wed Sep 25 1996 18:526
12.18055ACISS2::LEECHTerminal PhilosophyWed Sep 25 1996 18:587
12.18056ACISS1::BATTISBlazer BoyWed Sep 25 1996 19:023
12.18057DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Wed Sep 25 1996 19:0511
12.18058SCASS1::BARBER_Awar inside my headWed Sep 25 1996 19:061
12.18059DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Wed Sep 25 1996 19:065
12.18060ACISS1::BATTISBlazer BoyWed Sep 25 1996 19:104
12.18061CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsWed Sep 25 1996 19:112
12.18062I could be wrong though :->SHOGUN::KOWALEWICZAre you from away?Wed Sep 25 1996 19:205
12.18063EVMS::MORONEYYOU! Out of the gene pool!Wed Sep 25 1996 19:304
12.18064in Mass. mebbeGAAS::BRAUCHERChampagne SupernovaWed Sep 25 1996 20:382
12.18065BUSY::SLABIt's 7 o'clock and I wanna mosh ...Wed Sep 25 1996 20:523
12.18066NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Sep 25 1996 20:5411
12.18067BUSY::SLABIt's 7 o'clock and I wanna mosh ...Wed Sep 25 1996 20:585
12.18068SCASS1::BARBER_Awar inside my headWed Sep 25 1996 21:001
12.18069NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Sep 25 1996 21:001
12.18070NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Sep 25 1996 21:003
12.18071LANDO::OLIVER_Ba box of starsWed Sep 25 1996 21:011
12.18072NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Sep 25 1996 21:021
12.18073MFGFIN::E_WALKERI'd rather be in VegasWed Sep 25 1996 21:022
12.18074LANDO::OLIVER_Ba box of starsWed Sep 25 1996 21:031
12.18075BUSY::SLABIt's 7 o'clock and I wanna mosh ...Wed Sep 25 1996 21:0612
12.18076CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayWed Sep 25 1996 22:2410
12.18077all stupped upCSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayThu Sep 26 1996 02:326
12.18078Injury more severe than first though :-(N2DEEP::SHALLOWSigns and wonders shall follow...Thu Sep 26 1996 02:3812
12.18079THEMAX::E_WALKERI'd rather be in VegasThu Sep 26 1996 04:593
12.18080Huh?N2DEEP::SHALLOWSigns and wonders shall follow...Thu Sep 26 1996 07:352
12.18081WMOIS::GIROUARD_CThu Sep 26 1996 10:276
12.18082ACISS1::BATTISBlazer BoyThu Sep 26 1996 12:172
12.18083SALEM::DODAOut of my mind, back in 5 minutesThu Sep 26 1996 13:034
12.18084GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeThu Sep 26 1996 13:066
12.18085oh the horrorASIC::RANDOLPHTom R. N1OOQThu Sep 26 1996 13:392
12.18086NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Sep 26 1996 13:401
12.18087DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Thu Sep 26 1996 14:256
12.18088BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Thu Sep 26 1996 14:273
12.18089POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideThu Sep 26 1996 14:286
12.18090CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayThu Sep 26 1996 14:549
12.18091ACISS2::LEECHTerminal PhilosophyThu Sep 26 1996 15:011
12.18092GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeThu Sep 26 1996 15:326
12.18093It's never easy, and can be harder this wayTLE::RALTOI'll do anything for coffeeThu Sep 26 1996 15:398
12.18094WMOIS::GIROUARD_CThu Sep 26 1996 15:551
12.18095DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Thu Sep 26 1996 16:574
12.18096SCASS1::BARBER_Awar inside my headThu Sep 26 1996 16:573
12.18097JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeThu Sep 26 1996 17:011
12.18098BUSY::SLABLolly^3 get your adverbs here.Thu Sep 26 1996 17:025
12.18099SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerThu Sep 26 1996 17:043
12.18100BUSY::SLABLolly^3 get your adverbs here.Thu Sep 26 1996 17:077
12.18101SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerThu Sep 26 1996 17:408
12.18102:-(GEOFFK::KELLERHarry &amp; Jo, the way to go in '96Thu Sep 26 1996 18:257
12.18103CSC32::M_EVANSbe the villageThu Sep 26 1996 18:317
12.18104SCASS1::BARBER_AI'm just a girlThu Sep 26 1996 18:381
12.18105ACISS1::BATTISBlazer BoyThu Sep 26 1996 19:192
12.18106BUSY::SLABMiddle-age begins at 30.Thu Sep 26 1996 19:197
12.18107BUSY::SLABMiddle-age begins at 30.Thu Sep 26 1996 19:217
12.18108ACISS1::BATTISBlazer BoyThu Sep 26 1996 19:272
12.18109JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeThu Sep 26 1996 19:288
12.18110BUSY::SLABMiddle-age begins at 30.Thu Sep 26 1996 19:3311
12.18111JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeThu Sep 26 1996 19:444
12.18112ACISS1::BATTISBlazer BoyThu Sep 26 1996 19:472
12.18113THEMAX::E_WALKERI'd rather be in VegasThu Sep 26 1996 21:034
12.18114BUSY::SLABMoving in stereoThu Sep 26 1996 21:325
12.18115SCASS1::BARBER_AI'm just a girlThu Sep 26 1996 21:331
12.18116MFGFIN::E_WALKERI'd rather be in VegasThu Sep 26 1996 21:372
12.18117BUSY::SLABMoving in stereoThu Sep 26 1996 21:409
12.18118MFGFIN::E_WALKERI'd rather be in VegasFri Sep 27 1996 00:453
12.18119APACHE::KEITHDr. DeuceFri Sep 27 1996 13:177
12.18120ACISS1::BATTISBlazer BoyFri Sep 27 1996 13:242
12.18121more of.. fatwa, holy war, Jihad and other crapEDSCLU::JAYAKUMARFri Sep 27 1996 13:5513
12.18122The middle eastDIMOND::JESSOPAnkylosaurs had afterburnersFri Sep 27 1996 14:042
12.18123Clinton says he "deplores" the renewed violence...GAAS::BRAUCHERChampagne SupernovaFri Sep 27 1996 14:126
12.18124SMARTT::JENNISONIt's all about soulFri Sep 27 1996 14:1618
12.18125DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Fri Sep 27 1996 14:313
12.18126APACHE::KEITHDr. DeuceFri Sep 27 1996 14:363
12.18127LANDO::OLIVER_Ba box of starsFri Sep 27 1996 14:466
12.18128MKOTS3::JMARTINBe A Victor..Not a Victim!Fri Sep 27 1996 15:0610
12.18129LANDO::OLIVER_Ba box of starsFri Sep 27 1996 15:081
12.18130too...DIMOND::JESSOPAnkylosaurs had afterburnersFri Sep 27 1996 15:112
12.18131PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BFri Sep 27 1996 15:215
12.18132SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Fri Sep 27 1996 15:215
12.18133WAHOO::LEVESQUEenergy spent on passion is never wastedFri Sep 27 1996 15:244
12.18134ACISS1::BATTISBlazer BoyFri Sep 27 1996 15:274
12.18135CSC32::M_EVANSbe the villageFri Sep 27 1996 15:357
12.18136BUSY::SLABNuke the whales!!Fri Sep 27 1996 15:375
12.18137Welll now.DIMOND::JESSOPAnkylosaurs had afterburnersFri Sep 27 1996 15:404
12.18138CSC32::M_EVANSbe the villageFri Sep 27 1996 15:545
12.18139ACISS1::BATTISBlazer BoyFri Sep 27 1996 15:542
12.18140NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Fri Sep 27 1996 16:172
12.18141PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BFri Sep 27 1996 16:2818
12.18142POMPY::LESLIEAndy Leslie, DTN 847 6586Fri Sep 27 1996 16:312
12.18143LANDO::OLIVER_Ba box of starsFri Sep 27 1996 16:367
12.18144Moooooooooon RiiiiiivvvvvvveeeeeeerrrrrrrrrPOMPY::LESLIEAndy Leslie, DTN 847 6586Fri Sep 27 1996 16:402
12.18145NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Fri Sep 27 1996 16:461
12.18146GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeFri Sep 27 1996 17:339
12.18147substitude 'allergies' for 'asthma' ACISS2::LEECHTerminal PhilosophyFri Sep 27 1996 18:003
12.18148MKOTS3::JMARTINBe A Victor..Not a Victim!Fri Sep 27 1996 18:045
12.18149WMOIS::GIROUARD_CFri Sep 27 1996 18:104
12.18150LANDO::OLIVER_Ba box of starsFri Sep 27 1996 18:175
12.18151BULEAN::BANKSThink locally, act locallyFri Sep 27 1996 18:191
12.18152DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Fri Sep 27 1996 18:2814
12.18153LANDO::OLIVER_Ba box of starsFri Sep 27 1996 18:312
12.18154SCASS1::BARBER_AI'm just a girlFri Sep 27 1996 18:421
12.18155GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeFri Sep 27 1996 18:489
12.18156BUSY::SLABOn with the body count!!Fri Sep 27 1996 18:505
12.18157PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BFri Sep 27 1996 18:549
12.18158ACISS1::BATTISBlazer BoyFri Sep 27 1996 19:283
12.18159BUSY::SLABPears - $0.49 each.Fri Sep 27 1996 19:344
12.18160SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Fri Sep 27 1996 21:055
12.18161BUSY::SLABPeter Horton Hears a WhoFri Sep 27 1996 21:065
12.18162BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Sat Sep 28 1996 02:271
12.18163SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Sat Sep 28 1996 14:339
12.18164PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BSat Sep 28 1996 19:163
12.18165FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Sun Sep 29 1996 14:085
12.18166BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Sun Sep 29 1996 14:544
12.18167ACISS1::BATTISBlazer BoyMon Sep 30 1996 12:172
12.18168SMURF::WALTERSMon Sep 30 1996 12:571
12.18169ACISS2::LEECHTerminal PhilosophyMon Sep 30 1996 13:232
12.18170DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Mon Sep 30 1996 13:306
12.18171ACISS1::BATTISBlazer BoyMon Sep 30 1996 13:513
12.18172ACISS1::BATTISBlazer BoyMon Sep 30 1996 14:135
12.18173BUSY::SLABRaging SlabMon Sep 30 1996 14:213
12.18174BUSY::SLABRaging SlabMon Sep 30 1996 14:237
12.18175ACISS1::BATTISBlazer BoyMon Sep 30 1996 14:292
12.18176BUSY::SLABRaging SlabMon Sep 30 1996 14:535
12.18177SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Mon Sep 30 1996 15:085
12.18178BUSY::SLABRandom acts of senseless violenceMon Sep 30 1996 15:273
12.18179PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BMon Sep 30 1996 15:314
12.181808^)ACISS2::LEECHTerminal PhilosophyMon Sep 30 1996 15:337
12.18181In repentance againN2DEEP::SHALLOWSubtract L, Invert WMon Sep 30 1996 15:4939
12.18182SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Mon Sep 30 1996 16:1217
12.18183ACISS1::BATTISBlazer BoyMon Sep 30 1996 16:132
12.18184GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeMon Sep 30 1996 16:537
12.18185BULEAN::BANKSThink locally, act locallyMon Sep 30 1996 17:0626
12.18186SMURF::WALTERSMon Sep 30 1996 17:1611
12.18187BULEAN::BANKSThink locally, act locallyMon Sep 30 1996 17:199
12.18188CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayMon Sep 30 1996 17:2517
12.18189SMURF::WALTERSMon Sep 30 1996 17:2816
12.18190PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BMon Sep 30 1996 17:294
12.18191POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideMon Sep 30 1996 17:303
12.18192BULEAN::BANKSThink locally, act locallyMon Sep 30 1996 17:308
12.18193BULEAN::BANKSThink locally, act locallyMon Sep 30 1996 17:313
12.18194SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerMon Sep 30 1996 17:398
12.18195SCASS1::BARBER_Aoh no, I'm stuck in hereMon Sep 30 1996 17:402
12.18196WMOIS::GIROUARD_CMon Sep 30 1996 17:431
12.18197NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Mon Sep 30 1996 17:441
12.18198SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerMon Sep 30 1996 17:452
12.18199ACISS1::BATTISBlazer BoyMon Sep 30 1996 17:472
12.18200POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideMon Sep 30 1996 17:484
12.18201SCASS1::BARBER_Aoh no, I'm stuck in hereMon Sep 30 1996 17:503
12.18202DECWET::LOWEBruce Lowe, DECwest Eng., DTN 548-8910Mon Sep 30 1996 17:5212
12.18203SMURF::WALTERSMon Sep 30 1996 17:521
12.18204WMOIS::GIROUARD_CMon Sep 30 1996 17:585
12.18205Sorry, Dick. Wrongo.COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertMon Sep 30 1996 18:027
12.18206SCASS1::BARBER_Aoh no, I'm stuck in hereMon Sep 30 1996 18:033
12.18207SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Mon Sep 30 1996 18:1013
12.18208BUSY::SLABRita Hayworth gave good FACE?Mon Sep 30 1996 18:134
12.18209SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Mon Sep 30 1996 18:142
12.18210ACISS2::LEECHTerminal PhilosophyMon Sep 30 1996 18:446
12.18211BUSY::SLABRita Hayworth gave good FACE?Mon Sep 30 1996 18:476
12.18212CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayMon Sep 30 1996 18:4814
12.18213BULEAN::BANKSThink locally, act locallyMon Sep 30 1996 18:492
12.18214NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Mon Sep 30 1996 18:543
12.18215BULEAN::BANKSThink locally, act locallyMon Sep 30 1996 18:561
12.18216BUSY::SLABRita Hayworth gave good FACE?Mon Sep 30 1996 19:056
12.18217ACISS2::LEECHTerminal PhilosophyMon Sep 30 1996 19:414
12.18218ACISS2::LEECHTerminal PhilosophyMon Sep 30 1996 19:423
12.18219ALPHAZ::HARNEYJohn A HarneyMon Sep 30 1996 23:337
12.18220BUSY::SLABSexy M.F.Mon Sep 30 1996 23:455
12.18221POMPY::LESLIEAndy Leslie, 847 6586Tue Oct 01 1996 09:031
12.18222FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Tue Oct 01 1996 10:589
12.18223ACISS1::BATTISBlazer BoyTue Oct 01 1996 12:144
12.18224Things to hate for many, many days...SHRCTR::PJOHNSONaut disce, aut discedeTue Oct 01 1996 13:0011
12.18225ACISS2::LEECHTerminal PhilosophyTue Oct 01 1996 13:131
12.18226SHRCTR::PJOHNSONaut disce, aut discedeTue Oct 01 1996 13:152
12.18227ACISS2::LEECHTerminal PhilosophyTue Oct 01 1996 13:272
12.18228COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertTue Oct 01 1996 13:446
12.18229not yet.GAAS::BRAUCHERChampagne SupernovaTue Oct 01 1996 13:509
12.18230SHRCTR::PJOHNSONaut disce, aut discedeTue Oct 01 1996 14:433
12.18231BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Tue Oct 01 1996 15:136
12.18232FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Tue Oct 01 1996 16:217
12.18233PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BTue Oct 01 1996 16:238
12.18234POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideTue Oct 01 1996 17:257
12.18235HTHPERFOM::LICEA_KANEwhen it's comin' from the leftTue Oct 01 1996 17:304
12.18236POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideTue Oct 01 1996 17:315
12.18237ACISS1::BATTISBlazer BoyTue Oct 01 1996 17:333
12.18238SMARTT::JENNISONIt's all about soulTue Oct 01 1996 18:1410
12.18239Good day, so far...STAR::JESSOPAnkylosaurs had afterburnersTue Oct 01 1996 18:431
12.18240ACISS2::LEECHTerminal PhilosophyTue Oct 01 1996 18:591
12.18241BUSY::SLABSufferin' since suffrageWed Oct 02 1996 15:3813
12.18242SMURF::WALTERSWed Oct 02 1996 15:411
12.18243SMURF::WALTERSWed Oct 02 1996 15:434
12.18244BUSY::SLABSufferin' since suffrageWed Oct 02 1996 15:553
12.18245ACISS1::BATTISBlazer BoyWed Oct 02 1996 16:365
12.18246SMURF::WALTERSWed Oct 02 1996 16:371
12.18247BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Wed Oct 02 1996 16:498
12.18248SHRCTR::PJOHNSONaut disce, aut discedeWed Oct 02 1996 16:515
12.18249ACISS1::BATTISBlazer BoyWed Oct 02 1996 17:083
12.18251ACISS1::BATTISBlazer BoyWed Oct 02 1996 17:262
12.18253POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideWed Oct 02 1996 17:338
12.18254ACISS1::BATTISBlazer BoyWed Oct 02 1996 17:342
12.18256POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideWed Oct 02 1996 17:383
12.18257ACISS1::BATTISBlazer BoyWed Oct 02 1996 17:414
12.18258CSC32::M_EVANSbe the villageWed Oct 02 1996 17:426
12.18259BUSY::SLABSupra = idiot driver magnetWed Oct 02 1996 17:425
12.18260SMURF::WALTERSWed Oct 02 1996 17:431
12.18261WAHOO::LEVESQUEdrinking life to the leesWed Oct 02 1996 17:433
12.18262ACISS1::BATTISBlazer BoyWed Oct 02 1996 17:454
12.18263WAHOO::LEVESQUEdrinking life to the leesWed Oct 02 1996 17:512
12.18264ACISS1::BATTISBlazer BoyWed Oct 02 1996 17:545
12.18265BUSY::SLABSupra = idiot driver magnetWed Oct 02 1996 17:555
12.18266it's rampant, I tell you...GAAS::BRAUCHERChampagne SupernovaWed Oct 02 1996 18:145
12.18267ACISS1::BATTISmz_debra fan club memberWed Oct 02 1996 18:154
12.18268BUSY::SLABTearin' it up in the daytime ...Wed Oct 02 1996 18:174
12.18269SMURF::WALTERSWed Oct 02 1996 18:212
12.18270ACISS2::LEECHTerminal PhilosophyWed Oct 02 1996 18:253
12.18271BATTIS, you use too big words.STAR::JESSOPAnkylosaurs had afterburnersWed Oct 02 1996 18:261
12.18272BUSY::SLABTearin' it up in the daytime ...Wed Oct 02 1996 18:264
12.18273BUSY::SLABTearin' it up in the daytime ...Wed Oct 02 1996 18:276
12.18274Is that a match or an insect?STAR::JESSOPAnkylosaurs had afterburnersWed Oct 02 1996 18:281
12.18275ACISS1::BATTISmz_debra fan club memberWed Oct 02 1996 18:287
12.18276ACISS1::BATTISmz_debra fan club memberWed Oct 02 1996 18:292
12.18277Mmmm. Quite.STAR::JESSOPAnkylosaurs had afterburnersWed Oct 02 1996 18:315
12.18278ACISS1::BATTISmz_debra fan club memberWed Oct 02 1996 18:452
12.18279GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeWed Oct 02 1996 19:127
12.18280ACISS1::BATTISmz_debra fan club memberWed Oct 02 1996 19:235
12.18281GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeThu Oct 03 1996 12:3510
12.18282CookiesSTAR::JESSOPAnkylosaurs had afterburnersThu Oct 03 1996 18:462
12.18283SCASS1::BARBER_Aoh no, I'm stuck in hereThu Oct 03 1996 19:052
12.18284SCASS1::BARBER_Aoh no, I'm stuck in hereThu Oct 03 1996 19:195
12.18285...GOJIRA::JESSOPThu Oct 03 1996 19:202
12.18286BUSY::SLABThe word for today is legs ...Thu Oct 03 1996 19:237
12.18287SCASS1::BARBER_Aoh no, I'm stuck in hereThu Oct 03 1996 19:264
12.18288BUSY::SLABThe word for today is legs ...Thu Oct 03 1996 19:283
12.18289SCASS1::BARBER_Aoh no, I'm stuck in hereThu Oct 03 1996 19:311
12.18290ACISS1::BATTISmz_debra fan club memberThu Oct 03 1996 19:342
12.18291BUSY::SLABThey call me Dr. LoveThu Oct 03 1996 20:095
12.18292ACISS1::BATTISmz_debra fan club memberThu Oct 03 1996 20:183
12.18293BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Thu Oct 03 1996 20:204
12.18294RE: BattisBUSY::SLABThey call me Dr. LoveThu Oct 03 1996 20:204
12.18295ACISS1::BATTISmz_debra fan club memberThu Oct 03 1996 20:232
12.18296ACISS2::LEECHTerminal PhilosophyThu Oct 03 1996 20:233
12.18297Please clarify for the uninitiatedMILKWY::JACQUESThu Oct 03 1996 20:2417
12.18298BUSY::SLABThey call me Dr. LoveThu Oct 03 1996 20:275
12.18299ACISS1::BATTISmz_debra fan club memberThu Oct 03 1996 20:284
12.18300BUSY::SLABThey call me Dr. LoveThu Oct 03 1996 20:314
12.18301DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Thu Oct 03 1996 20:517
12.18302WMOIS::GIROUARD_CFri Oct 04 1996 11:381
12.18303GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeFri Oct 04 1996 12:2112
12.18304GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeFri Oct 04 1996 12:2716
12.18305pleurisy?SMURF::WALTERSFri Oct 04 1996 12:466
12.18306GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeFri Oct 04 1996 12:495
12.18307SCASS1::BARBER_Aoh no, I'm stuck in hereFri Oct 04 1996 14:0217
12.18308ACISS1::BATTISmz_debra fan club memberFri Oct 04 1996 14:042
12.18309BULEAN::BANKSThink locally, act locallyFri Oct 04 1996 14:074
12.18310Yuck.STAR::JESSOPAnkylosaurs had afterburnersFri Oct 04 1996 14:083
12.18311DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Fri Oct 04 1996 14:1114
12.18312SCASS1::BARBER_Aoh no, I'm stuck in hereFri Oct 04 1996 14:484
12.18313SCASS1::BARBER_Aoh no, I'm stuck in hereFri Oct 04 1996 14:534
12.18314SCASS1::BARBER_Aoh no, I'm stuck in hereFri Oct 04 1996 15:0411
12.18315:)STAR::JESSOPAnkylosaurs had afterburnersFri Oct 04 1996 15:061
12.18316SCASS1::BARBER_Aoh no, I'm stuck in hereFri Oct 04 1996 15:171
12.18317BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Fri Oct 04 1996 15:206
12.18318SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Fri Oct 04 1996 15:2619
12.18319Yabbut...STAR::JESSOPAnkylosaurs had afterburnersFri Oct 04 1996 15:301
12.18320SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Fri Oct 04 1996 15:313
12.18321Well now!STAR::JESSOPAnkylosaurs had afterburnersFri Oct 04 1996 15:331
12.18322many called; few chosenLANDO::OLIVER_BLook in ya heaaaaaaaaaaaart!Fri Oct 04 1996 15:522
12.18323POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideFri Oct 04 1996 15:545
12.18324ACISS1::BATTISmz_debra fan club memberFri Oct 04 1996 16:013
12.18325LANDO::OLIVER_BLook in ya heaaaaaaaaaaaart!Fri Oct 04 1996 16:041
12.18326SMURF::WALTERSFri Oct 04 1996 16:051
12.18327ACISS1::BATTISmz_debra fan club memberFri Oct 04 1996 16:102
12.18328DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Fri Oct 04 1996 16:1911
12.18329SMURF::WALTERSFri Oct 04 1996 16:273
12.18330BUSY::SLABTwisted forever, forever twisted.Fri Oct 04 1996 17:405
12.18331POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideFri Oct 04 1996 17:433
12.18332Oh brother...STAR::JESSOPAnkylosaurs had afterburnersFri Oct 04 1996 17:431
12.18333BULEAN::BANKSThink locally, act locallyFri Oct 04 1996 17:4711
12.18334turn and face the strange ch-ch-changesWAHOO::LEVESQUEdrinking life to the leesFri Oct 04 1996 18:081
12.18335MKOTS3::JMARTINBe A Victor..Not a Victim!Fri Oct 04 1996 18:131
12.18336MKOTS3::JMARTINBe A Victor..Not a Victim!Fri Oct 04 1996 18:157
12.18337ACISS1::BATTISmz_debra fan club memberFri Oct 04 1996 18:165
12.18338:)STAR::JESSOPAnkylosaurs had afterburnersFri Oct 04 1996 18:291
12.18339SALEM::DODAOut of my mind, back in 5 minutesFri Oct 04 1996 18:393
12.18340GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeFri Oct 04 1996 18:478
12.18341Yuck. Good luck to him.STAR::JESSOPAnkylosaurs had afterburnersFri Oct 04 1996 18:5011
12.18342Grrrr.STAR::JESSOPAnkylosaurs had afterburnersFri Oct 04 1996 18:554
12.18343WAHOO::LEVESQUEdrinking life to the leesFri Oct 04 1996 19:032
12.18344ACISS1::BATTISmz_debra fan club memberFri Oct 04 1996 19:044
12.18345I would, but...STAR::JESSOPAnkylosaurs had afterburnersFri Oct 04 1996 19:116
12.18346BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Fri Oct 04 1996 20:318
12.18347BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Fri Oct 04 1996 20:327
12.18348BUSY::SLABWe're not #1, but we're up thereFri Oct 04 1996 20:503
12.18349BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Fri Oct 04 1996 20:576
12.18350CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayMon Oct 07 1996 03:3810
12.18351Too much red wine last nightKERNEL::FREKESExcuse me while I scratch my buttMon Oct 07 1996 09:225
12.18352WMOIS::GIROUARD_CMon Oct 07 1996 10:352
12.18353BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Mon Oct 07 1996 13:036
12.18354GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeMon Oct 07 1996 13:2119
12.18355PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BMon Oct 07 1996 13:256
12.18356GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeMon Oct 07 1996 13:327
12.18357MKOTS3::JMARTINBe A Victor..Not a Victim!Mon Oct 07 1996 14:221
12.18358BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Mon Oct 07 1996 14:275
12.18359MKOTS3::JMARTINBe A Victor..Not a Victim!Mon Oct 07 1996 14:431
12.18360BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Mon Oct 07 1996 14:465
12.18361BUSY::SLABWhy don't you bend for gold?Mon Oct 07 1996 15:154
12.18362COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertMon Oct 07 1996 15:163
12.18363BUSY::SLABWhy don't you bend for gold?Mon Oct 07 1996 15:216
12.18364SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Mon Oct 07 1996 15:378
12.18365ACISS1::BATTISmz_debra fan club memberMon Oct 07 1996 15:564
12.18366FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Mon Oct 07 1996 16:066
12.18367JHAXP::VULLOSimplify &amp; DeliverMon Oct 07 1996 16:0910
12.18368MKOTS3::JMARTINBe A Victor..Not a Victim!Mon Oct 07 1996 16:363
12.18369JHAXP::VULLOSimplify &amp; DeliverMon Oct 07 1996 17:141
12.18370ACISS1::BATTISmz_debra fan club memberMon Oct 07 1996 17:232
12.18371BUSY::SLABWould you care for a McSeal,sir?Mon Oct 07 1996 17:356
12.18372JHAXP::VULLOSimplify &amp; DeliverMon Oct 07 1996 18:395
12.18373MKOTS3::JMARTINBe A Victor..Not a Victim!Mon Oct 07 1996 19:011
12.18374CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayMon Oct 07 1996 20:3213
12.18375BULEAN::BANKSThink locally, act locallyMon Oct 07 1996 20:354
12.18376BUSY::SLABYou and me against the worldMon Oct 07 1996 20:353
12.18377SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerMon Oct 07 1996 20:382
12.18378Up up and awayTLE::RALTOReporting from the East WingMon Oct 07 1996 20:487
12.18379CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayTue Oct 08 1996 01:4010
12.18380POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideTue Oct 08 1996 13:326
12.18381BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Tue Oct 08 1996 13:373
12.18382POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideTue Oct 08 1996 13:392
12.18383BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Tue Oct 08 1996 13:412
12.18384POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideTue Oct 08 1996 13:444
12.18385POMPY::LESLIEAndy, living in a Dilbert worldTue Oct 08 1996 13:452
12.18386{simper}ACISS1::BATTISmz_debra fan club memberTue Oct 08 1996 13:452
12.18387BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Tue Oct 08 1996 13:465
12.18388ACISS1::BATTISmz_debra fan club memberTue Oct 08 1996 13:472
12.18389POMPY::LESLIEAndy, living in a Dilbert worldTue Oct 08 1996 13:491
12.183908^)POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideTue Oct 08 1996 14:123
12.18391SMURF::WALTERSTue Oct 08 1996 14:241
12.18392POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideTue Oct 08 1996 14:284
12.18393ACISS1::BATTISmz_debra fan club memberTue Oct 08 1996 14:412
12.18394NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Oct 08 1996 14:461
12.18395WMOIS::CONNELLStory does that to us.Tue Oct 08 1996 15:465
12.18396POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideTue Oct 08 1996 17:157
12.18397MKOTS3::JMARTINBe A Victor..Not a Victim!Tue Oct 08 1996 18:406
12.18398POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideTue Oct 08 1996 18:4511
12.18399LANDO::OLIVER_BLook in ya heaaaaaaaaaaaart!Tue Oct 08 1996 18:471
12.18400BUSY::SLABAfterbirth of a NationTue Oct 08 1996 19:063
12.18401SCASS1::BARBER_AU F O F UTue Oct 08 1996 19:083
12.18402LANDO::OLIVER_BLook in ya heaaaaaaaaaaaart!Tue Oct 08 1996 19:091
12.18403PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BTue Oct 08 1996 19:103
12.18404SCASS1::BARBER_AU F O F UTue Oct 08 1996 19:124
12.18405LANDO::OLIVER_BLook in ya heaaaaaaaaaaaart!Tue Oct 08 1996 19:121
12.18406RUSURE::EDPAlways mount a scratch monkey.Tue Oct 08 1996 19:159
12.18407SCASS1::BARBER_AU F O F UTue Oct 08 1996 19:169
12.18408MKOTS3::JMARTINBe A Victor..Not a Victim!Tue Oct 08 1996 19:173
12.18409How petty of me, eh?SCASS1::BARBER_AU F O F UTue Oct 08 1996 19:2511
12.18410ACISS1::BATTISmz_debra fan club memberTue Oct 08 1996 19:262
12.18411RUSURE::EDPAlways mount a scratch monkey.Tue Oct 08 1996 19:2716
12.18412DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Tue Oct 08 1996 19:285
12.18413SCASS1::BARBER_AU F O F UTue Oct 08 1996 19:282
12.18414LANDO::OLIVER_BLook in ya heaaaaaaaaaaaart!Tue Oct 08 1996 19:284
12.18415SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Tue Oct 08 1996 19:286
12.18416WAHOO::LEVESQUEguess I'll set a course and goTue Oct 08 1996 19:299
12.18417SCASS1::BARBER_AU F O F UTue Oct 08 1996 19:302
12.18418CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsTue Oct 08 1996 19:319
12.18419'PrilSMURF::WALTERSTue Oct 08 1996 19:348
12.18420RUSURE::EDPAlways mount a scratch monkey.Tue Oct 08 1996 19:381
12.18421SCASS1::BARBER_AU F O F UTue Oct 08 1996 19:407
12.18422ACISS1::BATTISmz_debra fan club memberTue Oct 08 1996 19:564
12.18423SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerTue Oct 08 1996 20:037
12.18424ACISS1::BATTISmz_debra fan club memberTue Oct 08 1996 20:122
12.18425SCASS1::BARBER_AU F O F UTue Oct 08 1996 20:402
12.18426GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeTue Oct 08 1996 21:078
12.18427BUSY::SLABAudiophiles do it 'til it hertz!Wed Oct 09 1996 00:0311
12.18428EVMS::MORONEYSorry, my dog ate my homepage.Wed Oct 09 1996 00:123
12.18429BUSY::SLABAudiophiles do it 'til it hertz!Wed Oct 09 1996 00:275
12.18430BUSY::SLABAudiophiles do it 'til it hertz!Wed Oct 09 1996 00:289
12.18431SCASS1::BARBER_AU F O F UWed Oct 09 1996 00:581
12.18432BUSY::SLABAudiophiles do it 'til it hertz!Wed Oct 09 1996 00:596
12.18433WAHOO::LEVESQUEguess I'll set a course and goWed Oct 09 1996 12:125
12.18434GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeWed Oct 09 1996 12:347
12.18435NPSS::MCSKEANEDavie Dodds IS E.T.Wed Oct 09 1996 12:449
12.18436SMARTT::JENNISONIt's all about soulWed Oct 09 1996 15:0211
12.18437WAHOO::LEVESQUEguess I'll set a course and goWed Oct 09 1996 15:322
12.18438BUSY::SLABBeing weird isn't enoughWed Oct 09 1996 16:285
12.18439God good, devil badN2DEEP::VISITORBe One in The SpiritThu Oct 10 1996 10:152
12.18440POMPY::LESLIEAndy, living in a Dilbert worldThu Oct 10 1996 12:421
12.18441GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeThu Oct 10 1996 12:546
12.18442POMPY::LESLIEAndy, living in a Dilbert worldThu Oct 10 1996 12:574
12.18443HANNAH::MODICADead employee walkingThu Oct 10 1996 12:575
12.18444CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayThu Oct 10 1996 12:5911
12.18445WAHOO::LEVESQUEguess I'll set a course and goThu Oct 10 1996 13:011
12.18446Oddly enough...STAR::JESSOPAnkylosaurs had afterburnersThu Oct 10 1996 13:052
12.18447:)STAR::JESSOPAnkylosaurs had afterburnersThu Oct 10 1996 13:066
12.18448GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeThu Oct 10 1996 13:1113
12.18449ACISS1::BATTISmz_debra fan club memberThu Oct 10 1996 13:144
12.18450utterly irrelevantGAAS::BRAUCHERChampagne SupernovaThu Oct 10 1996 13:186
12.18451chocolate bar, chocolate drink. tuna sandwicheKERNEL::FREKESExcuse me while I scratch my buttThu Oct 10 1996 13:183
12.18452CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayThu Oct 10 1996 13:2121
12.18453no thinking/no responsibility, just blind obedienceWAHOO::LEVESQUEguess I'll set a course and goThu Oct 10 1996 13:231
12.18454SMURF::WALTERSThu Oct 10 1996 13:242
12.18455SHRCTR::PJOHNSONaut disce, aut discedeThu Oct 10 1996 13:3522
12.18456WMOIS::GIROUARD_CThu Oct 10 1996 13:356
12.18457hthGAAS::BRAUCHERChampagne SupernovaThu Oct 10 1996 13:474
12.18458Thankyou.SHRCTR::PJOHNSONaut disce, aut discedeThu Oct 10 1996 13:580
12.18459DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Thu Oct 10 1996 14:305
12.18460SALEM::DODAOut of my mind, back in 5 minutesThu Oct 10 1996 14:351
12.18461APACHE::KEITHDr. DeuceThu Oct 10 1996 14:417
12.18462POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideThu Oct 10 1996 15:024
12.18463DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Thu Oct 10 1996 15:246
12.18464this really happenedGAAS::BRAUCHERChampagne SupernovaThu Oct 10 1996 15:2811
12.18465WMOIS::GIROUARD_CThu Oct 10 1996 15:513
12.18466POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideThu Oct 10 1996 15:513
12.18467POMPY::LESLIEAndy, living in a Dilbert worldThu Oct 10 1996 16:064
12.18468GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeThu Oct 10 1996 16:148
12.18469GENRAL::RALSTONAtheism, Religion of the GodsThu Oct 10 1996 16:164
12.18470CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayThu Oct 10 1996 16:183
12.18471SMURF::WALTERSThu Oct 10 1996 16:233
12.18472GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeThu Oct 10 1996 16:287
12.18473SCASS1::BARBER_AU F O F UThu Oct 10 1996 16:281
12.18474GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeThu Oct 10 1996 16:304
12.18475WECARE::GRIFFINJohn Griffin zko1-3/b31 381-1159Thu Oct 10 1996 16:312
12.18476SCASS1::BARBER_AU F O F UThu Oct 10 1996 16:333
12.18477CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayThu Oct 10 1996 16:377
12.18478SCASS1::BARBER_AU F O F UThu Oct 10 1996 16:392
12.18479will that be cash or charge?WECARE::GRIFFINJohn Griffin zko1-3/b31 381-1159Thu Oct 10 1996 16:404
12.18480CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayThu Oct 10 1996 16:4411
12.18481SCASS1::BARBER_AU F O F UThu Oct 10 1996 16:451
12.18482SighPERFOM::LICEA_KANEwhen it's comin' from the leftThu Oct 10 1996 16:4711
12.18483WAHOO::LEVESQUEguess I'll set a course and goThu Oct 10 1996 16:544
12.18484SCASS1::BARBER_AU F O F UThu Oct 10 1996 17:001
12.18485SCASS1::BARBER_AU F O F UThu Oct 10 1996 17:023
12.18486ACISS1::BATTISmz_debra fan club memberThu Oct 10 1996 17:124
12.18487DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Thu Oct 10 1996 17:4913
12.18488bologna...STAR::JESSOPAnkylosaurs had afterburnersThu Oct 10 1996 17:563
12.18489DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Thu Oct 10 1996 19:477
12.18490SCASS1::BARBER_AU F O F UThu Oct 10 1996 20:102
12.18491NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Oct 10 1996 20:114
12.18492Almost got 150K.VMSNET::M_MACIOLEKFour54 Camaro/Only way to flyThu Oct 10 1996 20:4818
12.18493sorry 'bout the car, thoughCSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayThu Oct 10 1996 21:0312
12.18494BUSY::SLABDuster :== idiot driver magnetThu Oct 10 1996 21:193
12.18495SHRCTR::PJOHNSONaut disce, aut discedeThu Oct 10 1996 22:528
12.18496BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Fri Oct 11 1996 03:1012
12.18497trust meFABSIX::P_OHALLORANGo mbeanfaigh Dia sibhFri Oct 11 1996 09:4013
12.18498DEVMKO::SHERKI belong! I got circles overme i'sFri Oct 11 1996 12:3813
12.18499DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Fri Oct 11 1996 13:5812
12.18500BRITE::FYFEUse it up, wear it out, make it do, or do without.Fri Oct 11 1996 14:116
12.18501BUSY::SLABForeplay? What's that?Fri Oct 11 1996 14:386
12.18502POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideFri Oct 11 1996 14:499
12.18503BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Fri Oct 11 1996 15:288
12.18504POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideFri Oct 11 1996 15:513
12.18505SCASS1::BARBER_AU F O F UFri Oct 11 1996 16:061
12.18506BUSY::SLABForm feed = &lt;ctrl&gt;v &lt;ctrl&gt;lFri Oct 11 1996 16:1618
12.18507ACISS1::BATTISmz_debra fan club memberFri Oct 11 1996 16:164
12.18508CADSYS::FENNELLNothing is planned by the sea and the sandFri Oct 11 1996 16:201
12.18509SCASS1::BARBER_AU F O F UFri Oct 11 1996 16:3213
12.18510PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BFri Oct 11 1996 16:339
12.18511DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Fri Oct 11 1996 16:346
12.18512BUSY::SLABForm feed = &lt;ctrl&gt;v &lt;ctrl&gt;lFri Oct 11 1996 16:3617
12.18513SALEM::DODAOut of my mind, back in 5 minutesFri Oct 11 1996 16:369
12.18514GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeFri Oct 11 1996 16:398
12.18515BUSY::SLABForm feed = &lt;ctrl&gt;v &lt;ctrl&gt;lFri Oct 11 1996 16:4413
12.18516BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Fri Oct 11 1996 17:076
12.18517BULEAN::BANKSThink locally, act locallyFri Oct 11 1996 17:081
12.18518BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Fri Oct 11 1996 17:091
12.18519SCASS1::BARBER_AU F O F UFri Oct 11 1996 17:411
12.18520SCASS1::BARBER_AI'm not crazy!Fri Oct 11 1996 18:1110
12.18521COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertFri Oct 11 1996 18:184
12.18522Just found about another departee-to-beTLE::RALTOReporting from the East WingFri Oct 11 1996 18:4617
12.18523SCASS1::BARBER_AI'm not crazy!Fri Oct 11 1996 18:472
12.18524Try the webGEOFFK::KELLERHarry &amp; Jo, the way to go in '96Fri Oct 11 1996 18:506
12.18525SCASS1::BARBER_AI'm not crazy!Fri Oct 11 1996 19:054
12.18526NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Fri Oct 11 1996 19:061
12.18527ACISS1::BATTISmz_debra fan club memberFri Oct 11 1996 19:103
12.18528Whoops, I'm babbling again :-)TLE::RALTOReporting from the East WingFri Oct 11 1996 19:2010
12.18529ACISS1::BATTISmz_debra fan club memberFri Oct 11 1996 19:304
12.18530BUSY::SLABGood Heavens,Commander,what DID you do?Fri Oct 11 1996 19:388
12.18531BULEAN::BANKSThink locally, act locallyFri Oct 11 1996 19:381
12.18532Naw, I was the imposter, that's itTLE::RALTOReporting from the East WingFri Oct 11 1996 19:4011
12.18533ACISS1::BATTISmz_debra fan club memberFri Oct 11 1996 19:454
12.18534BUSY::SLABGood Heavens,Commander,what DID you do?Fri Oct 11 1996 19:476
12.18535Ay-uh! We just sit heah, glazhed ovah!TLE::RALTOReporting from the East WingFri Oct 11 1996 19:556
12.18536SMURF::WALTERSFri Oct 11 1996 20:001
12.18537WMOIS::CONNELLStory does that to us.Fri Oct 11 1996 20:1211
12.18538ACISS1::BATTISmz_debra fan club memberFri Oct 11 1996 20:157
12.18539ACISS2::LEECHTerminal PhilosophyFri Oct 11 1996 20:532
12.18540GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeFri Oct 11 1996 21:049
12.18541POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideFri Oct 11 1996 21:054
12.18542WMOIS::CONNELLStory does that to us.Fri Oct 11 1996 21:447
12.18543CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each daySat Oct 12 1996 04:128
12.18544FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Sun Oct 13 1996 13:116
12.18545take a PoleGAAS::BRAUCHERChampagne SupernovaMon Oct 14 1996 13:014
12.18546BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Mon Oct 14 1996 13:2016
12.18547WAHOO::LEVESQUEguess I'll set a course and goMon Oct 14 1996 13:267
12.18548CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayMon Oct 14 1996 13:299
12.18549You can't get the wiper arm out of the way?MPGS::WOOLNERYour dinner is in the supermarketMon Oct 14 1996 13:358
12.18550DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Mon Oct 14 1996 13:3710
12.18551WMOIS::CONNELLStory does that to us.Mon Oct 14 1996 13:4210
12.18552BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Mon Oct 14 1996 14:1013
12.18553GENRAL::RALSTONAtheism, Religion of the GodsMon Oct 14 1996 14:144
12.18554like a bad memory...GAAS::BRAUCHERChampagne SupernovaMon Oct 14 1996 14:165
12.18555WAHOO::LEVESQUEguess I'll set a course and goMon Oct 14 1996 14:166
12.18556BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Mon Oct 14 1996 14:197
12.18557WMOIS::CONNELLStory does that to us.Mon Oct 14 1996 14:299
12.18558BUSY::SLABA seemingly endless timeMon Oct 14 1996 15:0515
12.18559MPGS::WOOLNERYour dinner is in the supermarketMon Oct 14 1996 15:255
12.18560CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayMon Oct 14 1996 15:294
12.18561BUSY::SLABA seemingly endless timeMon Oct 14 1996 15:376
12.18562Yes it is a sport. Race?, no thanksKERNEL::FREKESExcuse me while I scratch my buttMon Oct 14 1996 16:0518
12.18563you should be sued...GAAS::BRAUCHERChampagne SupernovaMon Oct 14 1996 16:364
12.18564BUSY::SLABAct like you own the companyMon Oct 14 1996 16:387
12.18565PossibilitiesTLE::RALTOReporting from the East WingMon Oct 14 1996 16:4715
12.18566CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayMon Oct 14 1996 16:5111
12.18567MROA::YANNEKISCleveland Browns where are you?Mon Oct 14 1996 18:3812
12.18568NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Mon Oct 14 1996 18:411
12.18569BUSY::SLABTearin' it up in the daytime ...Mon Oct 14 1996 18:436
12.18570SCASS1::BARBER_AI'm not crazy!Mon Oct 14 1996 18:475
12.18571WAHOO::LEVESQUEguess I'll set a course and goMon Oct 14 1996 18:492
12.18572SCASS1::BARBER_AI'm not crazy!Mon Oct 14 1996 18:502
12.18573SCASS1::BARBER_AI'm not crazy!Mon Oct 14 1996 18:581
12.18574DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Mon Oct 14 1996 19:389
12.18575BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Mon Oct 14 1996 19:4319
12.18576BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Mon Oct 14 1996 19:455
12.18577GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeMon Oct 14 1996 19:5136
12.18578EVMS::MORONEYSorry, my dog ate my homepage.Mon Oct 14 1996 20:247
12.18579DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Mon Oct 14 1996 20:436
12.18580SCASS1::BARBER_AI'm not crazy!Mon Oct 14 1996 20:492
12.18581SCASS1::BARBER_AI'm not crazy!Mon Oct 14 1996 21:102
12.18582mondaysSX4GTO::OLSONDBTC Palo AltoMon Oct 14 1996 21:1916
12.18583WMOIS::GIROUARD_CTue Oct 15 1996 10:273
12.18584BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Tue Oct 15 1996 12:036
12.18585GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeTue Oct 15 1996 12:179
12.18586BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Tue Oct 15 1996 12:394
12.18587MROA::YANNEKISCleveland Browns where are you?Tue Oct 15 1996 12:4318
12.18588SMURF::WALTERSTue Oct 15 1996 12:474
12.18589Any recommendations out there?POMPY::LESLIEAndy, living in a Dilbert worldTue Oct 15 1996 13:041
12.18590CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayTue Oct 15 1996 13:066
12.18591NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Oct 15 1996 13:221
12.18592SMURF::WALTERSTue Oct 15 1996 13:241
12.18593ASIC::RANDOLPHTom R. N1OOQTue Oct 15 1996 13:268
12.18594CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsTue Oct 15 1996 14:4913
12.18595CADSYS::FENNELLNothing is planned by the sea and the sandTue Oct 15 1996 14:534
12.18596WMOIS::GIROUARD_CTue Oct 15 1996 15:503
12.18597NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Oct 15 1996 17:013
12.18598My dog is a bitch. Where did I screw up? Libertarian?VMSNET::M_MACIOLEKFour54 Camaro/Only way to flyTue Oct 15 1996 18:0531
12.18599:-)YIELD::BARBIERITue Oct 15 1996 18:111
12.18600BUSY::SLABThe stakes are high, and so am I.Tue Oct 15 1996 18:126
12.18601easily r.GAAS::BRAUCHERChampagne SupernovaTue Oct 15 1996 18:146
12.18602WAHOO::LEVESQUEguess I'll set a course and goTue Oct 15 1996 18:191
12.18603VMSNET::M_MACIOLEKFour54 Camaro/Only way to flyTue Oct 15 1996 18:2414
12.18604I had no choice!!!BEEZER::FREKESExcuse me while I scratch my buttTue Oct 15 1996 18:329
12.18605over-inhalation of racing fuel fumes in confined areasWAHOO::LEVESQUEguess I'll set a course and goTue Oct 15 1996 18:356
12.18606POLAR::RICHARDSONBitin' off more than I can spewTue Oct 15 1996 18:511
12.18607LANDO::OLIVER_BLook in ya heaaaaaaaaaaaart!Tue Oct 15 1996 18:551
12.18608WAHOO::LEVESQUEguess I'll set a course and goTue Oct 15 1996 18:552
12.18609POLAR::RICHARDSONBitin' off more than I can spewTue Oct 15 1996 19:021
12.18610WAHOO::LEVESQUEguess I'll set a course and goTue Oct 15 1996 19:041
12.18611POLAR::RICHARDSONBitin' off more than I can spewTue Oct 15 1996 19:101
12.18612VMSNET::M_MACIOLEKFour54 Camaro/Only way to flyTue Oct 15 1996 19:309
12.18613POLAR::RICHARDSONBitin' off more than I can spewTue Oct 15 1996 19:311
12.18614good boy!WAHOO::LEVESQUEguess I'll set a course and goTue Oct 15 1996 19:323
12.18615BUSY::SLABThe word for today is legs ...Tue Oct 15 1996 19:403
12.18616POLAR::RICHARDSONBitin' off more than I can spewTue Oct 15 1996 19:421
12.18617VMSNET::M_MACIOLEKFour54 Camaro/Only way to flyTue Oct 15 1996 19:423
12.18618WAHOO::LEVESQUEguess I'll set a course and goTue Oct 15 1996 19:441
12.18619BUSY::SLABThe word for today is legs ...Tue Oct 15 1996 19:454
12.18620PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BTue Oct 15 1996 20:028
12.18621VMSNET::M_MACIOLEKFour54 Camaro/Only way to flyTue Oct 15 1996 20:023
12.18622I got manners around LADIES.VMSNET::M_MACIOLEKFour54 Camaro/Only way to flyTue Oct 15 1996 20:064
12.18623PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BTue Oct 15 1996 20:298
12.18624& the bare foots don't help...GAAS::BRAUCHERChampagne SupernovaTue Oct 15 1996 20:324
12.18625BUSY::SLABThigh masterTue Oct 15 1996 21:134
12.18626GMASEC::KELLYIt's Deja-Vu, All Over AgainWed Oct 16 1996 12:491
12.18627GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeWed Oct 16 1996 12:536
12.18628BUSY::SLABToo much oral defecation&quot;Wed Oct 16 1996 15:376
12.18629GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeWed Oct 16 1996 16:237
12.18630BUSY::SLABTrouble with a capital 'T'Wed Oct 16 1996 16:369
12.18631ACISS1::BATTISmz_debra fan club memberWed Oct 16 1996 17:164
12.18632BUSY::SLABTwisted forever, forever twisted.Wed Oct 16 1996 17:333
12.18633ACISS1::BATTISmz_debra fan club memberWed Oct 16 1996 19:552
12.18634CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayWed Oct 16 1996 20:229
12.18635COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertWed Oct 16 1996 20:231
12.18636POLAR::RICHARDSONBitin' off more than I can spewWed Oct 16 1996 20:232
12.18637POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideWed Oct 16 1996 20:259
12.18638CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayWed Oct 16 1996 20:337
12.18639NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Oct 16 1996 20:341
12.18640CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayWed Oct 16 1996 20:346
12.18641LANDO::OLIVER_BLook in ya heaaaaaaaaaaaart!Wed Oct 16 1996 20:353
12.18642POLAR::RICHARDSONBitin' off more than I can spewWed Oct 16 1996 20:364
12.18643BUSY::SLABWe're not #1, but we're up thereWed Oct 16 1996 20:365
12.18644COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertWed Oct 16 1996 20:371
12.18645LANDO::OLIVER_BLook in ya heaaaaaaaaaaaart!Wed Oct 16 1996 20:422
12.18646GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeWed Oct 16 1996 20:485
12.18647CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayWed Oct 16 1996 20:514
12.18648FABSIX::P_OHALLORANGo mbeanfaigh Dia sibhThu Oct 17 1996 00:258
12.18649BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Thu Oct 17 1996 11:074
12.18650WAHOO::LEVESQUEguess I'll set a course and goThu Oct 17 1996 11:154
12.18651WAHOO::LEVESQUEguess I'll set a course and goThu Oct 17 1996 11:161
12.18652FABSIX::P_OHALLORANGo mbeanfaigh Dia sibhThu Oct 17 1996 11:238
12.18653ACISS1::BATTISmz_debra fan club memberThu Oct 17 1996 12:275
12.18654CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsThu Oct 17 1996 12:3320
12.18655ACISS1::BATTISmz_debra fan club memberThu Oct 17 1996 12:434
12.18656WAHOO::LEVESQUEguess I'll set a course and goThu Oct 17 1996 13:001
12.18657POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideThu Oct 17 1996 13:0912
12.18658WAHOO::LEVESQUEguess I'll set a course and goThu Oct 17 1996 13:312
12.18659POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideThu Oct 17 1996 13:357
12.18660SMURF::WALTERSThu Oct 17 1996 13:371
12.18661SMURF::WALTERSThu Oct 17 1996 13:381
12.18662POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideThu Oct 17 1996 13:383
12.18663CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsThu Oct 17 1996 13:411
12.18664WAHOO::LEVESQUEguess I'll set a course and goThu Oct 17 1996 13:432
12.18665BUSY::SLABWhy don't you bend for gold?Thu Oct 17 1996 14:1111
12.18666BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Thu Oct 17 1996 14:145
12.18667BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Thu Oct 17 1996 14:1712
12.18668BUSY::SLABWhy don't you bend for gold?Thu Oct 17 1996 14:225
12.18669GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeThu Oct 17 1996 14:478
12.18670DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Thu Oct 17 1996 14:4914
12.18671POLAR::RICHARDSONBitin' off more than I can spewThu Oct 17 1996 14:501
12.18672BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Thu Oct 17 1996 14:531
12.18673DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Thu Oct 17 1996 14:597
12.18674RUSURE::EDPAlways mount a scratch monkey.Thu Oct 17 1996 15:0012
12.18675Too cheap for sidewalks, except for yuppie power walksTLE::RALTOReporting from the East WingThu Oct 17 1996 15:0112
12.18676WMOIS::GIROUARD_CThu Oct 17 1996 15:477
12.18677MROA::YANNEKISVote Paul O'Malley in'96!Thu Oct 17 1996 15:5613
12.18678BUSY::SLABWonder Twin powers ... activate!!Thu Oct 17 1996 16:257
12.18679MROA::YANNEKISVote Paul O'Malley in'96!Thu Oct 17 1996 16:2713
12.18680BUSY::SLABWonder Twin powers ... activate!!Thu Oct 17 1996 16:323
12.18681BUSY::SLABYank my doodle, it's a dandy.Thu Oct 17 1996 19:207
12.18682ACISS1::BATTISmz_debra fan club memberThu Oct 17 1996 19:344
12.18683CADSYS::FENNELLNothing is planned by the sea and the sandThu Oct 17 1996 20:165
12.18684CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayThu Oct 17 1996 21:228
12.18685SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerThu Oct 17 1996 21:4815
12.18686SX4GTO::OLSONDBTC Palo AltoThu Oct 17 1996 23:5149
12.18687GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeFri Oct 18 1996 12:246
12.18688GOJIRA::JESSOPFri Oct 18 1996 12:583
12.18689GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeFri Oct 18 1996 12:598
12.18690GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeFri Oct 18 1996 12:598
12.18691GOJIRA::JESSOPFri Oct 18 1996 13:081
12.18692GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeFri Oct 18 1996 14:096
12.18693CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsFri Oct 18 1996 14:132
12.18694POMPY::LESLIEAndy, living in a Dilbert worldFri Oct 18 1996 14:294
12.18695ACISS1::BATTISmz_debra fan club memberFri Oct 18 1996 14:314
12.18696SMURF::WALTERSFri Oct 18 1996 14:341
12.18697DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Fri Oct 18 1996 15:308
12.18698ASIC::RANDOLPHTom R. N1OOQFri Oct 18 1996 16:0157
12.18699SUBSYS::NEUMYERVote NO on Question 1Fri Oct 18 1996 16:436
12.18700POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideFri Oct 18 1996 16:463
12.18701ACISS1::BATTISmz_debra fan club memberFri Oct 18 1996 16:522
12.18702SUBSYS::NEUMYERVote NO on Question 1Fri Oct 18 1996 17:074
12.18703SUBSYS::NEUMYERVote NO on Question 1Fri Oct 18 1996 17:085
12.18704those were the days...GAAS::BRAUCHERChampagne SupernovaFri Oct 18 1996 17:214
12.18705WAHOO::LEVESQUEguess I'll set a course and goFri Oct 18 1996 17:334
12.18706BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Fri Oct 18 1996 17:487
12.18707SUBSYS::NEUMYERVote NO on Question 1Fri Oct 18 1996 17:527
12.18708From one old codger to another:-)TROOA::TEMPLETONOut at homeFri Oct 18 1996 18:045
12.18709WAHOO::LEVESQUEguess I'll set a course and goFri Oct 18 1996 18:081
12.18710POLAR::RICHARDSONBitin' off more than I can spewFri Oct 18 1996 18:091
12.18711PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BFri Oct 18 1996 18:123
12.18712almost qualifiesGAAS::BRAUCHERChampagne SupernovaFri Oct 18 1996 18:134
12.18713NPSS::MCSKEANEDavie Dodds IS E.T.Fri Oct 18 1996 18:268
12.18714POLAR::RICHARDSONBitin' off more than I can spewFri Oct 18 1996 18:311
12.18715POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideFri Oct 18 1996 18:313
12.18716SMURF::WALTERSFri Oct 18 1996 18:341
12.18717PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BFri Oct 18 1996 18:374
12.18718SCASS1::BARBER_AYou're the one who's crazy!Fri Oct 18 1996 18:581
12.18719POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideFri Oct 18 1996 19:043
12.18720SCASS1::BARBER_AYou're the one who's crazy!Fri Oct 18 1996 19:064
12.18721ACISS1::BATTISmz_debra fan club memberFri Oct 18 1996 19:062
12.18722which belongs in TTLTWAHOO::LEVESQUEguess I'll set a course and goFri Oct 18 1996 19:061
12.18723SCASS1::BARBER_AYou're the one who's crazy!Fri Oct 18 1996 19:102
12.18724remarkably precise reading...WAHOO::LEVESQUEguess I'll set a course and goFri Oct 18 1996 19:111
12.18725GOJIRA::JESSOPFri Oct 18 1996 19:122
12.18726SCASS1::BARBER_AYou're the one who's crazy!Fri Oct 18 1996 19:131
12.18727WAHOO::LEVESQUEguess I'll set a course and goFri Oct 18 1996 19:141
12.18728GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeFri Oct 18 1996 19:158
12.18729SCASS1::BARBER_AYou're the one who's crazy!Fri Oct 18 1996 19:171
12.18730BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Fri Oct 18 1996 19:187
12.18731GENRAL::RALSTONAtheism, Religion of the GodsFri Oct 18 1996 19:193
12.18732POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideFri Oct 18 1996 19:194
12.18733BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Fri Oct 18 1996 19:282
12.18734POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideFri Oct 18 1996 20:243
12.18735ACISS1::BATTISmz_debra fan club memberFri Oct 18 1996 20:344
12.18736FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Sun Oct 20 1996 19:2614
12.18737POMPY::LESLIEAndy, living in a Dilbert worldMon Oct 21 1996 09:3011
12.18738FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Mon Oct 21 1996 10:475
12.18739BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Mon Oct 21 1996 12:268
12.18740FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Mon Oct 21 1996 13:075
12.18741BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Mon Oct 21 1996 13:208
12.18742DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Mon Oct 21 1996 14:2422
12.18743COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertMon Oct 21 1996 17:226
12.18744fat lady sings ?GAAS::BRAUCHERChampagne SupernovaTue Oct 22 1996 13:515
12.18745SMURF::WALTERSTue Oct 22 1996 13:541
12.18746NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Oct 22 1996 13:571
12.18747dilbertLANDO::OLIVER_BLook in ya heaaaaaaaaaaaart!Tue Oct 22 1996 14:038
12.18748SMURF::WALTERSTue Oct 22 1996 14:343
12.18749CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayTue Oct 22 1996 14:4910
12.18750CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayTue Oct 22 1996 14:513
12.18751Now you know why self-serve is illegal in some placesCOVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertTue Oct 22 1996 14:519
12.18752CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayTue Oct 22 1996 15:1113
12.18753CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayTue Oct 22 1996 15:124
12.18754BUSY::SLABDancin' on CoalsTue Oct 22 1996 15:127
12.18755DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Tue Oct 22 1996 15:1510
12.18756WAHOO::LEVESQUEguess I'll set a course and goTue Oct 22 1996 15:155
12.18757CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayTue Oct 22 1996 15:189
12.18758ACISS1::BATTISmz_debra fan club memberTue Oct 22 1996 15:494
12.18759CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayTue Oct 22 1996 16:023
12.18760BUSY::SLABDo you wanna bang heads with me?Tue Oct 22 1996 16:0613
12.18761bedtime fer bonzoGAAS::BRAUCHERChampagne SupernovaTue Oct 22 1996 16:086
12.18762NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Oct 22 1996 16:095
12.18763WECARE::GRIFFINJohn Griffin zko1-3/b31 381-1159Tue Oct 22 1996 16:161
12.18764BUSY::SLABDo you wanna bang heads with me?Tue Oct 22 1996 16:205
12.18765ACISS1::BATTISmz_debra fan club memberTue Oct 22 1996 16:508
12.18766BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Tue Oct 22 1996 17:2013
12.18767NETRIX::thomasThe Code WarriorTue Oct 22 1996 23:542
12.18768POLAR::RICHARDSONI made this!Wed Oct 23 1996 00:151
12.18769NETRIX::thomasThe Code WarriorWed Oct 23 1996 00:2238
12.18770POLAR::RICHARDSONI made this!Wed Oct 23 1996 00:272
12.18771EVMS::MORONEYSorry, my dog ate my homepage.Wed Oct 23 1996 00:369
12.18772SMURF::WALTERSWed Oct 23 1996 01:361
12.18773WAHOO::LEVESQUEwhen feigned disinterest becomes realWed Oct 23 1996 11:316
12.18774ACISS1::BATTISmz_debra fan club memberWed Oct 23 1996 12:532
12.18775terminate immediately with extreme prejudiceSX4GTO::OLSONDBTC Palo AltoWed Oct 23 1996 16:0410
12.18776CLUSTA::MAIEWSKIAndruw Jones for PresidentWed Oct 23 1996 16:326
12.18777BUSY::SLABSubtract LAB, add TUD, invert nothingWed Oct 23 1996 16:335
12.18778NETRIX::thomasThe Code WarriorWed Oct 23 1996 16:345
12.18779PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Oct 23 1996 16:375
12.18780HANNAH::MODICADead employee walkingWed Oct 23 1996 16:385
12.18781NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Oct 23 1996 16:452
12.18782BRITE::FYFEUse it up, wear it out, make it do, or do without.Wed Oct 23 1996 16:571
12.18783unhappy camperVMSNET::M_MACIOLEKFour54 Camaro/Only way to flyWed Oct 23 1996 18:1711
12.18784SMURF::WALTERSWed Oct 23 1996 18:233
12.18785Or maybe it was a ship...TLE::RALTOReporting from the East WingWed Oct 23 1996 18:3211
12.18786WAHOO::LEVESQUEwhen feigned disinterest becomes realWed Oct 23 1996 18:339
12.18787BUSY::SLABSubtract LAB, add TUD, invert nothingWed Oct 23 1996 18:387
12.18788CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayWed Oct 23 1996 18:4912
12.18789Get me my hammerVMSNET::M_MACIOLEKFour54 Camaro/Only way to flyWed Oct 23 1996 19:2910
12.18790BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Wed Oct 23 1996 20:133
12.18791CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayWed Oct 23 1996 20:2510
12.18792POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideThu Oct 24 1996 05:153
12.18793ACISS1::BATTISmz_debra fan club memberThu Oct 24 1996 12:192
12.18794POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideThu Oct 24 1996 12:495
12.18795CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayThu Oct 24 1996 15:104
12.18796POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideThu Oct 24 1996 15:253
12.18797ACISS1::BATTISmz_debra fan club memberThu Oct 24 1996 15:405
12.18798CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayThu Oct 24 1996 15:5224
12.18799POMPY::LESLIEAndy, living in a Dilbert worldThu Oct 24 1996 15:533
12.18800ACISS1::BATTISmz_debra fan club memberThu Oct 24 1996 16:053
12.18801CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayThu Oct 24 1996 16:064
12.18802JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeThu Oct 24 1996 16:118
12.18803CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayThu Oct 24 1996 16:1611
12.18804BUSY::SLABSubtract LAB, add TUD, invert nothingThu Oct 24 1996 16:235
12.18805POMPY::LESLIEAndy, living in a Dilbert worldThu Oct 24 1996 16:262
12.18806ACISS1::BATTISmz_debra fan club memberThu Oct 24 1996 16:294
12.18807ACISS1::BATTISmz_debra fan club memberThu Oct 24 1996 16:305
12.18808POMPY::LESLIEAndy, living in a Dilbert worldThu Oct 24 1996 16:302
12.18809JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeThu Oct 24 1996 16:564
12.18810ACISS1::BATTISmz_debra fan club memberThu Oct 24 1996 16:584
12.18811POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideThu Oct 24 1996 17:044
12.18812JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeThu Oct 24 1996 17:053
12.18815CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayThu Oct 24 1996 17:108
12.18816BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Thu Oct 24 1996 17:169
12.18817BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Thu Oct 24 1996 17:166
12.18824WAHOO::LEVESQUEwhen feigned disinterest becomes realThu Oct 24 1996 17:421
12.18827more network whinesGAAS::BRAUCHERChampagne SupernovaThu Oct 24 1996 17:446
12.18829boohoo! networks has it too good!WAHOO::LEVESQUEwhen feigned disinterest becomes realThu Oct 24 1996 17:451
12.18831BUSY::SLABSubtract LAB, add TUD, invert nothingThu Oct 24 1996 17:475
12.18833ACISS1::BATTISmz_debra fan club memberThu Oct 24 1996 17:482
12.18834SMURF::WALTERSThu Oct 24 1996 17:481
12.18859Cranberries have cancelled all European datesKERNEL::FREKESExcuse me while I scratch my buttThu Oct 24 1996 18:007
12.18860CHEFS::COOKSHalf Man,Half BiscuitFri Oct 25 1996 11:313
12.18861ACISS1::BATTISmz_debra fan club memberFri Oct 25 1996 12:352
12.18862DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Fri Oct 25 1996 13:137
12.18863HANNAH::MODICADead employee walkingFri Oct 25 1996 13:205
12.18864GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeFri Oct 25 1996 13:234
12.18865TLE::RALTOBridge to the 21st IndictmentFri Oct 25 1996 13:344
12.18866BRAT::JENNISONAngels Guide Me From The CloudsFri Oct 25 1996 13:557
12.18867BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Fri Oct 25 1996 14:033
12.18868WMOIS::GIROUARD_CFri Oct 25 1996 14:041
12.18869SCASS1::BARBER_AF S AFri Oct 25 1996 14:051
12.18870GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeFri Oct 25 1996 14:079
12.18871POLAR::RICHARDSONad hominems R usFri Oct 25 1996 14:161
12.18872SCASS1::BARBER_AF S AFri Oct 25 1996 14:183
12.18873SMURF::WALTERSFri Oct 25 1996 14:2116
12.18874POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideFri Oct 25 1996 14:247
12.18875POLAR::RICHARDSONad hominems R usFri Oct 25 1996 14:451
12.18876DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Fri Oct 25 1996 15:1025
12.18877POLAR::RICHARDSONad hominems R usFri Oct 25 1996 15:141
12.18878DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Fri Oct 25 1996 15:228
12.18879GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeFri Oct 25 1996 16:0815
12.18880SMURF::WALTERSFri Oct 25 1996 16:145
12.18881BUSY::SLABSubtract LAB, add TUD, invert nothingFri Oct 25 1996 16:163
12.18882PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BFri Oct 25 1996 16:223
12.18883GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeFri Oct 25 1996 16:259
12.18884NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Fri Oct 25 1996 16:313
12.18885SMURF::WALTERSFri Oct 25 1996 16:355
12.18886SMURF::WALTERSFri Oct 25 1996 16:491
12.18887ACISS1::BATTISmz_debra fan club memberFri Oct 25 1996 16:502
12.18888PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BFri Oct 25 1996 16:514
12.18889ACISS1::BATTISmz_debra fan club memberFri Oct 25 1996 16:542
12.18890GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeFri Oct 25 1996 17:096
12.18891GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeFri Oct 25 1996 17:134
12.18892SMURF::WALTERSFri Oct 25 1996 17:152
12.18893ACISS1::BATTISmz_debra fan club memberFri Oct 25 1996 17:216
12.18894WAHOO::LEVESQUEIt's just a kiss awayFri Oct 25 1996 17:421
12.18895SMURF::WALTERSFri Oct 25 1996 17:466
12.18896GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeFri Oct 25 1996 18:295
12.18897just crapped my loadKERNEL::FREKESExcuse me while I scratch my buttFri Oct 25 1996 19:018
12.18898ACISS1::BATTISmz_debra fan club memberFri Oct 25 1996 19:193
12.18899POLAR::RICHARDSONad hominems R usFri Oct 25 1996 19:291
12.18900Now I can catch up on muh technical manualsTLE::RALTOBridge to the 21st IndictmentFri Oct 25 1996 19:314
12.18901whats wrong with using a wheelchair?KERNEL::FREKESExcuse me while I scratch my buttFri Oct 25 1996 19:427
12.18902WAHOO::LEVESQUEIt's just a kiss awayFri Oct 25 1996 19:431
12.18903KERNEL::FREKESExcuse me while I scratch my buttFri Oct 25 1996 19:451
12.18904COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertFri Oct 25 1996 19:551
12.18905possibleyKERNEL::FREKESExcuse me while I scratch my buttFri Oct 25 1996 20:233
12.18906SHRCTR::PJOHNSONaut disce, aut discedeFri Oct 25 1996 20:247
12.18907I'm waiting for someone over there to read in a tape, thoCOVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertFri Oct 25 1996 20:344
12.18908definetly VMSKERNEL::FREKESExcuse me while I scratch my buttFri Oct 25 1996 20:384
12.18909That'll make everyone see Orange!COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertFri Oct 25 1996 20:4311
12.18910:-)KERNEL::FREKESExcuse me while I scratch my buttFri Oct 25 1996 20:471
12.18911BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Sat Oct 26 1996 21:583
12.18912CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each daySun Oct 27 1996 02:283
12.18913POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideSun Oct 27 1996 02:323
12.18914BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Sun Oct 27 1996 12:523
12.18915CSC32::M_EVANSbe the villageMon Oct 28 1996 02:324
12.18916BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Mon Oct 28 1996 10:4216
12.18917POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideMon Oct 28 1996 15:353
12.18918POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideMon Oct 28 1996 16:373
12.18919BUSY::SLABSubtract LAB, add TUD, invert nothingMon Oct 28 1996 17:047
12.18920POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideMon Oct 28 1996 17:053
12.18921EVMS::MORONEYSorry, my dog ate my homepage.Mon Oct 28 1996 17:382
12.18922POLAR::RICHARDSONIt can't be that badMon Oct 28 1996 17:391
12.18923COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertMon Oct 28 1996 17:415
12.18924BUSY::SLABSubtract LAB, add TUD, invert nothingMon Oct 28 1996 17:463
12.18925POLAR::RICHARDSONIt can't be that badMon Oct 28 1996 17:511
12.18926NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Mon Oct 28 1996 17:521
12.18927WAHOO::LEVESQUEIt's just a kiss awayMon Oct 28 1996 17:5510
12.18928POLAR::RICHARDSONIt can't be that badMon Oct 28 1996 17:571
12.18929ACISS1::BATTISmz_debra fan club memberMon Oct 28 1996 18:062
12.18930POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideMon Oct 28 1996 18:374
12.18931FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Mon Oct 28 1996 20:594
12.18932DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Tue Oct 29 1996 12:096
12.18933POLAR::RICHARDSONIt can't be that badTue Oct 29 1996 12:111
12.18934WAHOO::LEVESQUEIt's just a kiss awayTue Oct 29 1996 12:134
12.18935ACISS2::LEECHTerminal PhilosophyTue Oct 29 1996 12:132
12.18936BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Tue Oct 29 1996 13:529
12.18937DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Tue Oct 29 1996 13:594
12.18938MKOTS3::SERENITYTue Oct 29 1996 14:425
12.18939SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerTue Oct 29 1996 14:474
12.18940MKOTS3::SERENITYTue Oct 29 1996 15:027
12.18941POLAR::RICHARDSONIt can't be that badTue Oct 29 1996 15:041
12.18942POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideTue Oct 29 1996 15:053
12.18943GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeTue Oct 29 1996 15:0613
12.18944SMURF::WALTERSTue Oct 29 1996 15:082
12.18945SMURF::WALTERSTue Oct 29 1996 15:268
12.18946ACISS1::BATTISmz_debra fan club memberTue Oct 29 1996 15:288
12.18947POLAR::RICHARDSONIt can't be that badTue Oct 29 1996 15:461
12.18948CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsTue Oct 29 1996 15:471
12.18949DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Tue Oct 29 1996 18:399
12.18950SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerTue Oct 29 1996 18:526
12.18951DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Tue Oct 29 1996 19:007
12.18952SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerTue Oct 29 1996 19:043
12.18953POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideTue Oct 29 1996 19:043
12.18954DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Tue Oct 29 1996 19:067
12.18955ACISS1::BATTISmz_debra fan club memberTue Oct 29 1996 19:152
12.18956SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerTue Oct 29 1996 19:249
12.18957BUSY::SLABSubtract LAB, add TUD, invert nothingTue Oct 29 1996 19:377
12.18958BUSY::SLABSubtract LAB, add TUD, invert nothingTue Oct 29 1996 19:387
12.18959DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Tue Oct 29 1996 19:4312
12.18960NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Oct 29 1996 19:441
12.18961DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Tue Oct 29 1996 19:457
12.18962LANDO::OLIVER_BLook in ya heaaaaaaaaaaaart!Tue Oct 29 1996 19:463
12.18963SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerTue Oct 29 1996 19:5418
12.18964GEOFFK::KELLERHarry &amp; Jo, the way to go in '96Tue Oct 29 1996 20:597
12.18965SHRCTR::PJOHNSONaut disce, aut discedeTue Oct 29 1996 21:037
12.18966BUSY::SLABSubtract LAB, add TUD, invert nothingTue Oct 29 1996 21:543
12.18967SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerWed Oct 30 1996 02:1611
12.18968APACHE::KEITHDr. DeuceWed Oct 30 1996 09:211
12.18969FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Wed Oct 30 1996 10:018
12.18970BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Wed Oct 30 1996 10:118
12.18971FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Wed Oct 30 1996 11:195
12.18972ACISS1::BATTISmz_debra fan club memberWed Oct 30 1996 11:506
12.18973GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeWed Oct 30 1996 12:148
12.18974ACISS1::BATTISmz_debra fan club memberWed Oct 30 1996 12:172
12.18975COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertWed Oct 30 1996 12:224
12.18976NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Oct 30 1996 12:265
12.18977WAHOO::LEVESQUEIt's just a kiss awayWed Oct 30 1996 12:3212
12.18978SMURF::WALTERSWed Oct 30 1996 12:427
12.18979ACISS1::BATTISmz_debra fan club memberWed Oct 30 1996 12:424
12.18980WAHOO::LEVESQUEIt's just a kiss awayWed Oct 30 1996 12:576
12.18981SCASS1::BARBER_AS F S AWed Oct 30 1996 13:011
12.18982I'm not a doctor, and I don't play one on TV eitherSBUOA::GUILLERMOBut the world still goes round and roundWed Oct 30 1996 13:544
12.18983POWDML::BUCKLEYWed Oct 30 1996 14:201
12.18984BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Wed Oct 30 1996 15:5812
12.18985BUSY::SLABSubtract LAB, add TUD, invert nothingWed Oct 30 1996 15:5810
12.18986POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideWed Oct 30 1996 16:097
12.18987NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Oct 30 1996 16:223
12.18988nuff saidPOWDML::BUCKLEYWed Oct 30 1996 16:374
12.18989GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeWed Oct 30 1996 16:4320
12.18990BUSY::SLABSubtract LAB, add TUD, invert nothingWed Oct 30 1996 16:4713
12.18991GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeWed Oct 30 1996 17:3917
12.18992BUSY::SLABSubtract LAB, add TUD, invert nothingWed Oct 30 1996 17:4413
12.18993I'm *$&@!^&)$ ed.VMSNET::M_MACIOLEKFour54 Camaro/Only way to flyWed Oct 30 1996 18:016
12.18994GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeWed Oct 30 1996 18:0320
12.18995BUSY::SLABSubtract LAB, add TUD, invert nothingWed Oct 30 1996 18:475
12.18996NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Oct 30 1996 19:032
12.18997POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorWed Oct 30 1996 19:051
12.18998BUSY::SLABSubtract LAB, add TUD, invert nothingWed Oct 30 1996 19:1011
12.18999GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeWed Oct 30 1996 19:1216
12.19000PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Oct 30 1996 19:147
12.19001ACISS1::BATTISVending machines=food of the godsWed Oct 30 1996 19:194
12.19002PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Oct 30 1996 19:249
12.19003BUSY::SLABSubtract LAB, add TUD, invert nothingWed Oct 30 1996 20:056
12.19004SMURF::WALTERSWed Oct 30 1996 20:121
12.19005BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Wed Oct 30 1996 20:196
12.19006BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Wed Oct 30 1996 20:205
12.19007BUSY::SLABSubtract LAB, add TUD, invert nothingWed Oct 30 1996 20:216
12.19008BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Wed Oct 30 1996 20:2515
12.19009WAHOO::LEVESQUEIt's just a kiss awayThu Oct 31 1996 10:551
12.19010GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeThu Oct 31 1996 11:278
12.19011ACISS1::BATTISVending machines=food of the godsThu Oct 31 1996 11:322
12.19012GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeThu Oct 31 1996 11:425
12.19013ACISS1::BATTISVending machines=food of the godsThu Oct 31 1996 11:445
12.19014Family pet for a little while longerVMSNET::M_MACIOLEKFour54 Camaro/Only way to flyThu Oct 31 1996 11:508
12.19015WAHOO::LEVESQUEIt's just a kiss awayThu Oct 31 1996 12:055
12.19016BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Thu Oct 31 1996 12:108
12.19017ACISS1::BATTISVending machines=food of the godsThu Oct 31 1996 12:204
12.19018GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeThu Oct 31 1996 12:306
12.19019MKOTS3::JMARTINBe A Victor..Not a Victim!Thu Oct 31 1996 12:526
12.19020CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsThu Oct 31 1996 14:225
12.19021JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeThu Oct 31 1996 14:273
12.19022DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Thu Oct 31 1996 14:574
12.19023GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeThu Oct 31 1996 16:026
12.19024DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Thu Oct 31 1996 16:395
12.19025ACISS1::BATTISVending machines=food of the godsThu Oct 31 1996 17:262
12.19026BUSY::SLABSubtract LAB, add TUD, invert nothingThu Oct 31 1996 17:293
12.19027ACISS2::LEECHTerminal PhilosophyThu Oct 31 1996 17:399
12.19028BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Thu Oct 31 1996 17:408
12.19029MKOTS3::JMARTINBe A Victor..Not a Victim!Thu Oct 31 1996 17:421
12.19030BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Thu Oct 31 1996 17:505
12.19031GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeThu Oct 31 1996 19:0013
12.19032MKOTS3::JMARTINBe A Victor..Not a Victim!Thu Oct 31 1996 19:002
12.19033BUSY::SLABSubtract LAB, add TUD, invert nothingThu Oct 31 1996 20:075
12.19034CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayThu Oct 31 1996 23:4212
12.19035GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeFri Nov 01 1996 12:0916
12.19036DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Fri Nov 01 1996 12:1710
12.19037ACISS1::BATTISVending machines=food of the godsFri Nov 01 1996 12:232
12.19038POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorFri Nov 01 1996 12:252
12.19039ACISS1::BATTISVending machines=food of the godsFri Nov 01 1996 12:315
12.19040ACISS2::LEECHTerminal PhilosophyFri Nov 01 1996 12:378
12.19041lots o' treaters hereGAAS::BRAUCHERChampagne SupernovaFri Nov 01 1996 12:456
12.19042ACISS1::BATTISVending machines=food of the godsFri Nov 01 1996 12:552
12.19043More adults like Kit Kat, thoughTLE::RALTOBridge to the 21st IndictmentFri Nov 01 1996 13:083
12.19044BUSY::SLABSubtract LAB, add TUD, invert nothingFri Nov 01 1996 13:193
12.19045BSS::PROCTOR_RAwed FellowFri Nov 01 1996 13:595
12.19046OVRWKD::RANDOLPHTom R. N1OOQFri Nov 01 1996 14:233
12.19047BUSY::SLABSubtract LAB, add TUD, invert nothingFri Nov 01 1996 14:283
12.19048WAHOO::LEVESQUEIt's just a kiss awayFri Nov 01 1996 14:299
12.19049ACISS1::BATTISVending machines=food of the godsFri Nov 01 1996 14:442
12.19050GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeFri Nov 01 1996 14:5213
12.19051ABACUS::MINICHINOFri Nov 01 1996 15:025
12.19052you guys are good guessersGAAS::BRAUCHERChampagne SupernovaFri Nov 01 1996 15:198
12.19053ACISS1::BATTISVending machines=food of the godsFri Nov 01 1996 15:222
12.19054MKOTS3::JMARTINBe A Victor..Not a Victim!Fri Nov 01 1996 15:415
12.19055CSC32::M_EVANSbe the villageFri Nov 01 1996 15:441
12.19056Wow, and I thought the stork brought 'em!BSS::PROCTOR_RAwed FellowFri Nov 01 1996 15:465
12.19057GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeFri Nov 01 1996 15:465
12.19058BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Fri Nov 01 1996 15:575
12.19059MKOTS3::JMARTINBe A Victor..Not a Victim!Fri Nov 01 1996 17:0511
12.19060WAHOO::LEVESQUEIt's just a kiss awayFri Nov 01 1996 17:231
12.19061Inventive way to serve a sobpoena ....BRITE::FYFEUse it up, wear it out, make it do, or do without.Fri Nov 01 1996 17:272
12.19062SMURF::WALTERSFri Nov 01 1996 17:411
12.19063WAHOO::LEVESQUEIt's just a kiss awayFri Nov 01 1996 17:441
12.19064ACISS2::LEECHTerminal PhilosophyFri Nov 01 1996 18:521
12.19065COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertFri Nov 01 1996 19:1319
12.19066LANDO::OLIVER_BLook in ya heaaaaaaaaaaaart!Fri Nov 01 1996 19:183
12.19067GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeFri Nov 01 1996 19:414
12.19068BUSY::SLABSubtract LAB, add TUD, invert nothingFri Nov 01 1996 19:435
12.19069LANDO::OLIVER_BLook in ya heaaaaaaaaaaaart!Fri Nov 01 1996 19:441
12.19070NETRIX::thomasThe Code WarriorFri Nov 01 1996 21:323
12.19071CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each daySat Nov 02 1996 01:5113
12.19072But fall gently into that deep dark gooCOVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertSat Nov 02 1996 03:175
12.19073COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertSat Nov 02 1996 03:209
12.19074FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Sun Nov 03 1996 13:135
12.19075CSC32::M_EVANSbe the villageSun Nov 03 1996 18:251
12.19076POLAR::WILSONCyou can not force me to careMon Nov 04 1996 09:531
12.19077POMPY::LESLIEAndy, living in a Dilbert worldMon Nov 04 1996 10:091
12.19078FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Mon Nov 04 1996 10:249
12.19079bummerKERNEL::FREKESDO YOU MIND, I AM BUSY!!! Scratching my buttMon Nov 04 1996 10:326
12.19080POMPY::LESLIEAndy, living in a Dilbert worldMon Nov 04 1996 11:052
12.19081DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Mon Nov 04 1996 13:249
12.19082POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideMon Nov 04 1996 13:515
12.19083ACISS1::BATTISVending machines=food of the godsMon Nov 04 1996 14:153
12.19084POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideMon Nov 04 1996 14:164
12.19085DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Mon Nov 04 1996 14:185
12.19086GMASEC::KELLYIt's Deja-Vu, All Over AgainMon Nov 04 1996 14:181
12.19087POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideMon Nov 04 1996 14:205
12.19088GMASEC::KELLYIt's Deja-Vu, All Over AgainMon Nov 04 1996 14:231
12.19089MKOTS3::SERENITYMon Nov 04 1996 14:281
12.19090BRAT::JENNISONAngels Guide Me From The CloudsMon Nov 04 1996 14:353
12.19091POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorMon Nov 04 1996 14:361
12.19092BUSY::SLABSubtract A, substitute O, invert SMon Nov 04 1996 15:123
12.19093old cat getting stiff and crankySX4GTO::OLSONDBTC Palo AltoMon Nov 04 1996 15:439
12.19094SCASS1::BARBER_Ahey mister big rock starMon Nov 04 1996 15:531
12.19095GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeMon Nov 04 1996 16:296
12.19096POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideMon Nov 04 1996 17:244
12.19097POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorMon Nov 04 1996 17:251
12.19098:-)SMARTT::JENNISONHow high?Mon Nov 04 1996 17:264
12.19099POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideMon Nov 04 1996 17:275
12.19100not latelyWAHOO::LEVESQUEIt's just a kiss awayMon Nov 04 1996 17:295
12.19101COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertMon Nov 04 1996 17:354
12.19102POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideMon Nov 04 1996 17:363
12.19103COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertMon Nov 04 1996 17:403
12.19104BUSY::SLABSubtract A, substitute O, invert SMon Nov 04 1996 17:413
12.19105PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BMon Nov 04 1996 17:445
12.19106ACISS1::BATTISVending machines=food of the godsMon Nov 04 1996 17:524
12.19107PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BMon Nov 04 1996 17:568
12.19108ACISS1::BATTISVending machines=food of the godsMon Nov 04 1996 17:594
12.19109Hmmm, I should check that out tonightTLE::RALTOBridge to the 21st IndictmentMon Nov 04 1996 18:014
12.19110ACISS1::BATTISVending machines=food of the godsMon Nov 04 1996 18:043
12.19111PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BMon Nov 04 1996 18:063
12.19112ACISS1::BATTISVending machines=food of the godsMon Nov 04 1996 18:113
12.19113HoopsYIELD::BARBIERIMon Nov 04 1996 20:163
12.19114BUSY::SLABSubtract A, substitute O, invert SMon Nov 04 1996 20:4214
12.19115BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Mon Nov 04 1996 20:4710
12.19116BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Mon Nov 04 1996 20:506
12.19117BSS::PROCTOR_RAwed FellowMon Nov 04 1996 21:0810
12.19118POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorMon Nov 04 1996 22:401
12.19119BUSY::SLABSubtract A, substitute O, invert SMon Nov 04 1996 22:504
12.19120POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorMon Nov 04 1996 22:511
12.19121BUSY::SLABSubtract A, substitute O, invert SMon Nov 04 1996 22:543
12.19122BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Tue Nov 05 1996 00:543
12.19123crap from extractor fan in smoling roomKERNEL::FREKESDO YOU MIND, I AM BUSY!!! Scratching my buttTue Nov 05 1996 09:1010
12.19124WMOIS::GIROUARD_CTue Nov 05 1996 09:184
12.19125POMPY::LESLIEAndy, living in a Dilbert worldTue Nov 05 1996 09:503
12.19126CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayTue Nov 05 1996 10:335
12.19127WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott itjTue Nov 05 1996 11:041
12.19128Intellegent cat crap trap.KERNEL::FREKESDO YOU MIND, I AM BUSY!!! Scratching my buttTue Nov 05 1996 12:0916
12.19129GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeTue Nov 05 1996 12:109
12.19130POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideTue Nov 05 1996 12:177
12.19131DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Tue Nov 05 1996 12:4412
12.19132PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BTue Nov 05 1996 12:454
12.19133SMARTT::JENNISONHow high?Tue Nov 05 1996 13:245
12.19134POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideTue Nov 05 1996 13:285
12.19135CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayTue Nov 05 1996 13:435
12.19136Throw away the sealed container once a monthCOVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertTue Nov 05 1996 14:035
12.19137BSS::PROCTOR_RAwed FellowTue Nov 05 1996 14:366
12.19138POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorTue Nov 05 1996 14:531
12.19139SMURF::WALTERSTue Nov 05 1996 14:541
12.19140BSS::PROCTOR_RAwed FellowTue Nov 05 1996 14:585
12.19141SCASS1::BARBER_Ahey mister big rock starTue Nov 05 1996 15:041
12.19142POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideTue Nov 05 1996 15:204
12.19143CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayTue Nov 05 1996 15:223
12.19144BUSY::SLABSubtract A, substitute O, invert STue Nov 05 1996 15:414
12.19145POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideTue Nov 05 1996 15:423
12.19146POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideTue Nov 05 1996 16:383
12.19147GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeTue Nov 05 1996 16:4212
12.19148the ads are over, but...POWDML::BUCKLEYTue Nov 05 1996 17:021
12.19149POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideTue Nov 05 1996 17:043
12.19150POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideTue Nov 05 1996 17:453
12.19151MKOTS3::JMARTINBe A Victor..Not a Victim!Tue Nov 05 1996 17:531
12.19152SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Tue Nov 05 1996 18:111
12.19154MKOTS3::JMARTINBe A Victor..Not a Victim!Tue Nov 05 1996 19:101
12.19155POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideTue Nov 05 1996 19:123
12.19156BSS::PROCTOR_RAwed FellowTue Nov 05 1996 19:199
12.19157MKOTS3::JMARTINBe A Victor..Not a Victim!Tue Nov 05 1996 19:291
12.19158GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeTue Nov 05 1996 19:508
12.19159DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Wed Nov 06 1996 12:098
12.19160POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorWed Nov 06 1996 12:591
12.19161SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Wed Nov 06 1996 13:012
12.19162POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorWed Nov 06 1996 13:073
12.19163GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeWed Nov 06 1996 13:448
12.19164DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Wed Nov 06 1996 13:5414
12.19165NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Nov 06 1996 14:021
12.19166POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorWed Nov 06 1996 14:113
12.19167NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Nov 06 1996 14:135
12.19168CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayWed Nov 06 1996 14:143
12.19169PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Nov 06 1996 14:164
12.19170POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideWed Nov 06 1996 14:273
12.19171Credit referernce agency.KERNEL::FREKESDECshaft. Field Test SiteWed Nov 06 1996 14:4510
12.19172RE: DebBUSY::SLABSubtract A, substitute O, invert SWed Nov 06 1996 14:454
12.19173POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideWed Nov 06 1996 14:463
12.19174BSS::PROCTOR_RAwed FellowWed Nov 06 1996 14:472
12.19175I give up. I just give up.POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideWed Nov 06 1996 15:343
12.19176SCASS1::BARBER_Ahey mister big rock starWed Nov 06 1996 16:291
12.19177DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Wed Nov 06 1996 17:586
12.19178GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeWed Nov 06 1996 19:2517
12.19180STAR::EVANSWed Nov 06 1996 20:047
12.19181NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Nov 06 1996 20:093
12.19182POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorThu Nov 07 1996 00:272
12.19183CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayThu Nov 07 1996 00:553
12.19184yawnSHRCTR::PJOHNSONaut disce, aut discedeThu Nov 07 1996 10:039
12.19185ACISS2::LEECHTerminal PhilosophyThu Nov 07 1996 12:006
12.19186GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeThu Nov 07 1996 12:2720
12.19187GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeThu Nov 07 1996 12:324
12.19188BUSY::SLABSubtract A, substitute O, invert SThu Nov 07 1996 13:126
12.19189PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BThu Nov 07 1996 13:175
12.19190usageGAAS::BRAUCHERChampagne SupernovaThu Nov 07 1996 13:208
12.19191DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Thu Nov 07 1996 13:239
12.19192BUSY::SLABSubtract A, substitute O, invert SThu Nov 07 1996 13:313
12.19193DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Thu Nov 07 1996 14:127
12.19194POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideThu Nov 07 1996 14:143
12.19195ACISS2::LEECHTerminal PhilosophyThu Nov 07 1996 14:363
12.19196POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideThu Nov 07 1996 15:194
12.19197BSS::PROCTOR_RAwed FellowThu Nov 07 1996 15:285
12.19198GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeThu Nov 07 1996 15:455
12.19199BUSY::SLABSubtract A, substitute O, invert SThu Nov 07 1996 15:523
12.19200CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayThu Nov 07 1996 15:548
12.19201SMARTT::JENNISONHow high?Thu Nov 07 1996 16:1013
12.19202ACISS1::BATTISVending machines=food of the godsThu Nov 07 1996 16:185
12.19203Some inconsiderate person...GOJIRA::JESSOPThu Nov 07 1996 16:348
12.19204ACISS1::BATTISVending machines=food of the godsThu Nov 07 1996 16:472
12.19205LANDO::OLIVER_BThu Nov 07 1996 16:481
12.19206POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorThu Nov 07 1996 16:521
12.19207NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Nov 07 1996 17:254
12.19208POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideThu Nov 07 1996 18:383
12.19209ACISS1::BATTISVending machines=food of the godsThu Nov 07 1996 18:492
12.19210COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertThu Nov 07 1996 19:0212
12.19211POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideThu Nov 07 1996 19:046
12.19212TTLT note misplaced...BSS::PROCTOR_RAwed FellowThu Nov 07 1996 19:065
12.19213ACISS1::BATTISVending machines=food of the godsThu Nov 07 1996 19:093
12.19214Baby toe-sucking emotional dwarfsJULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeThu Nov 07 1996 19:092
12.19215BOOM!BSS::PROCTOR_RAwed FellowThu Nov 07 1996 19:118
12.19216no need to hate today...GAAS::BRAUCHERChampagne SupernovaThu Nov 07 1996 19:156
12.19217wind's blowing pretty darned hard, tooACISS2::LEECHTerminal PhilosophyThu Nov 07 1996 19:162
12.19218ACISS1::BATTISVending machines=food of the godsThu Nov 07 1996 19:224
12.19219JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeThu Nov 07 1996 19:2312
12.19220JerkJULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeThu Nov 07 1996 19:2510
12.19221ACISS1::BATTISVending machines=food of the godsThu Nov 07 1996 19:284
12.19222SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Thu Nov 07 1996 19:292
12.19223BUSY::SLABSubtract A, substitute O, invert SThu Nov 07 1996 19:2911
12.19224BSS::PROCTOR_RAwed FellowThu Nov 07 1996 19:302
12.19225JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeThu Nov 07 1996 19:306
12.19226JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeThu Nov 07 1996 19:313
12.19227ACISS1::BATTISVending machines=food of the godsThu Nov 07 1996 19:314
12.19228SMURF::WALTERSThu Nov 07 1996 19:312
12.19229They ain't all the same in the dark...BSS::PROCTOR_RPet your Peeve today!Thu Nov 07 1996 19:324
12.19230JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeThu Nov 07 1996 19:327
12.19231lots.BSS::PROCTOR_RPet your Peeve today!Thu Nov 07 1996 19:331
12.19232JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeThu Nov 07 1996 19:336
12.19233ACISS1::BATTISVending machines=food of the godsThu Nov 07 1996 19:343
12.19234POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorThu Nov 07 1996 19:341
12.19235SMURF::WALTERSThu Nov 07 1996 19:351
12.19236BUSY::SLABSubtract A, substitute O, invert SThu Nov 07 1996 19:357
12.19237CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayThu Nov 07 1996 19:363
12.19238SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerThu Nov 07 1996 19:367
12.19239JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeThu Nov 07 1996 19:3812
12.19240COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertThu Nov 07 1996 19:381
12.19241POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorThu Nov 07 1996 19:443
12.19242BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Thu Nov 07 1996 19:465
12.19243:-)JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeThu Nov 07 1996 20:015
12.19244POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorThu Nov 07 1996 20:021
12.19245SMURF::WALTERSThu Nov 07 1996 20:041
12.19246BSS::PROCTOR_RPet your Peeve today!Thu Nov 07 1996 20:053
12.19247JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeThu Nov 07 1996 20:102
12.19248POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorThu Nov 07 1996 20:171
12.19249BUSY::SLABSubtract A, substitute O, invert SThu Nov 07 1996 20:405
12.19250JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeThu Nov 07 1996 20:553
12.19251POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorThu Nov 07 1996 20:584
12.19252BUSY::SLABSubtract A, substitute O, invert SThu Nov 07 1996 21:0629
12.19253MKOTS3::JMARTINBe A Victor..Not a Victim!Thu Nov 07 1996 21:112
12.19254BUSY::SLABSubtract A, substitute O, invert SThu Nov 07 1996 21:145
12.19255BSS::PROCTOR_RPet your Peeve today!Thu Nov 07 1996 21:174
12.19256ACISS2::LEECHTerminal PhilosophyFri Nov 08 1996 11:182
12.19257ouchGOJIRA::JESSOPFri Nov 08 1996 11:582
12.19258SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerFri Nov 08 1996 14:2910
12.19259POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorFri Nov 08 1996 14:301
12.19260POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideFri Nov 08 1996 14:374
12.19261I hate to see kitties in painBULEAN::BANKSAmerica is FerenginorFri Nov 08 1996 15:401
12.19262DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Fri Nov 08 1996 15:528
12.19263BULEAN::BANKSAmerica is FerenginorFri Nov 08 1996 15:533
12.19264POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideFri Nov 08 1996 16:353
12.19265SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerFri Nov 08 1996 16:365
12.19266DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Fri Nov 08 1996 17:194
12.19267DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Fri Nov 08 1996 17:205
12.19268simple problems, simple solutionsWAHOO::LEVESQUESpott itjFri Nov 08 1996 17:201
12.19269DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Fri Nov 08 1996 17:225
12.19270WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott itjFri Nov 08 1996 17:313
12.19271POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorFri Nov 08 1996 19:321
12.19272BSS::PROCTOR_RFlushed... not blanched!Fri Nov 08 1996 19:411
12.19273PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BFri Nov 08 1996 19:474
12.19274BULEAN::BANKSAmerica is FerenginorFri Nov 08 1996 19:471
12.19275CLUSTA::MAIEWSKIBraves, 1914 1957 1995 WS ChampsFri Nov 08 1996 19:484
12.19276POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorFri Nov 08 1996 19:491
12.19277An overpoweringly average lot....BSS::PROCTOR_RFlushed... not blanched!Fri Nov 08 1996 19:523
12.19278:-)JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeFri Nov 08 1996 20:181
12.19279MKOTS3::JMARTINBe A Victor..Not a Victim!Fri Nov 08 1996 20:261
12.19280Can I have some of what you have to be smoking?BSS::PROCTOR_RFlushed... not blanched!Fri Nov 08 1996 20:374
12.19281BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Fri Nov 08 1996 20:463
12.19282God, I finally got a right answer for a change!BSS::PROCTOR_RFlushed... not blanched!Fri Nov 08 1996 20:501
12.19283MKOTS3::JMARTINBe A Victor..Not a Victim!Fri Nov 08 1996 20:5212
12.19284BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Fri Nov 08 1996 20:584
12.19285MKOTS3::JMARTINBe A Victor..Not a Victim!Fri Nov 08 1996 21:024
12.19286Having Morals does NOT a perfection makeJULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeFri Nov 08 1996 21:036
12.19287BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Fri Nov 08 1996 21:056
12.19288:-)JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeFri Nov 08 1996 21:113
12.19289SCASS1::BARBER_Ahey mister big rock starFri Nov 08 1996 21:141
12.19290BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Fri Nov 08 1996 21:149
12.19291JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeFri Nov 08 1996 21:389
12.19292GENRAL::RALSTONK=tc^2Fri Nov 08 1996 21:443
12.19293JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeFri Nov 08 1996 21:451
12.19294GENRAL::RALSTONK=tc^2Fri Nov 08 1996 21:493
12.19295JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeFri Nov 08 1996 21:531
12.19296GENRAL::RALSTONK=tc^2Fri Nov 08 1996 22:153
12.19297JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeFri Nov 08 1996 23:141
12.19298CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each daySat Nov 09 1996 01:3310
12.19299POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideSat Nov 09 1996 06:058
12.19300Dissin' da co'petish'n, eh?COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertSat Nov 09 1996 18:071
12.19301POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideSat Nov 09 1996 22:489
12.19302COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertSun Nov 10 1996 02:3530
12.19303FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Sun Nov 10 1996 16:127
12.19304POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideSun Nov 10 1996 23:485
12.19305POMPY::LESLIEAndy Leslie...still hereMon Nov 11 1996 05:281
12.19306Early?OHFSS1::POMEROYMon Nov 11 1996 06:384
12.19307POMPY::LESLIEAndy Leslie, 847 6586Mon Nov 11 1996 08:173
12.19308learned about this one on NPR this morningFABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Mon Nov 11 1996 10:057
12.19309Very Sick People indeedPOMPY::LESLIEAndy Leslie @HHL, 847 6586Mon Nov 11 1996 11:041
12.19310FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Mon Nov 11 1996 11:055
12.19311BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Mon Nov 11 1996 12:326
12.19312COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertMon Nov 11 1996 13:103
12.19313HANNAH::MODICADead employee walkingMon Nov 11 1996 13:124
12.19314SCASS1::BARBER_AI wanna grow up just like youMon Nov 11 1996 13:311
12.19315ACISS1::BATTISVending machines=food of the godsMon Nov 11 1996 13:462
12.19316POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideMon Nov 11 1996 13:534
12.19317ACISS1::BATTISVending machines=food of the godsMon Nov 11 1996 13:583
12.19318POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideMon Nov 11 1996 14:028
12.19319COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertMon Nov 11 1996 14:068
12.19320ACISS1::BATTISVending machines=food of the godsMon Nov 11 1996 14:062
12.19321POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideMon Nov 11 1996 14:084
12.19322WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott itjMon Nov 11 1996 14:081
12.19323My bags are packed, I'm ready to go...BSS::PROCTOR_RFlushed... not blanched!Mon Nov 11 1996 14:0914
12.19324SCASS1::BARBER_AI wanna grow up just like youMon Nov 11 1996 14:322
12.19325POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideMon Nov 11 1996 14:325
12.19326I mean severely! jeeze; my speller blew up again!BSS::PROCTOR_RFlushed... not blanched!Mon Nov 11 1996 14:407
12.19327BUSY::SLABSubtract A, substitute O, invert SMon Nov 11 1996 14:5712
12.19328BUSY::SLABSubtract A, substitute O, invert SMon Nov 11 1996 14:587
12.19329BSS::PROCTOR_RFlushed... not blanched!Mon Nov 11 1996 15:005
12.19330KERNEL::FREKESOlympic Banging Team MemberMon Nov 11 1996 15:345
12.19331POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideMon Nov 11 1996 15:353
12.19332GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeMon Nov 11 1996 15:3913
12.19333CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayMon Nov 11 1996 15:4511
12.19334BSS::PROCTOR_RFlushed... not blanched!Mon Nov 11 1996 15:473
12.19335BUSY::SLABSubtract A, substitute O, invert SMon Nov 11 1996 15:563
12.19336COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertMon Nov 11 1996 16:075
12.19337GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeMon Nov 11 1996 16:265
12.19338ACISS1::BATTISVending machines=food of the godsMon Nov 11 1996 16:286
12.19339ACISS1::BATTISVending machines=food of the godsMon Nov 11 1996 16:293
12.19340Ick. good luck on round 2 -- my condolencesBSS::PROCTOR_RFlushed... not blanched!Mon Nov 11 1996 16:291
12.19341NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Mon Nov 11 1996 16:301
12.19342CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayMon Nov 11 1996 16:3211
12.19343ACISS1::BATTISVending machines=food of the godsMon Nov 11 1996 16:332
12.19344CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsMon Nov 11 1996 16:341
12.19345BSS::PROCTOR_RFlushed... not blanched!Mon Nov 11 1996 16:357
12.19346CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayMon Nov 11 1996 16:407
12.19347BSS::PROCTOR_RFlushed... not blanched!Mon Nov 11 1996 16:487
12.19348BUSY::SLABSubtract A, substitute O, invert SMon Nov 11 1996 16:544
12.19349POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorMon Nov 11 1996 16:551
12.19350BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Mon Nov 11 1996 16:5617
12.19351BUSY::SLABSubtract A, substitute O, invert SMon Nov 11 1996 17:126
12.19352MKOTS3::JMARTINBe A Victor..Not a Victim!Mon Nov 11 1996 17:373
12.19353WECARE::GRIFFINJohn Griffin zko1-3/b31 381-1159Mon Nov 11 1996 17:595
12.19354BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Mon Nov 11 1996 20:2910
12.19355GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeTue Nov 12 1996 14:045
12.19356CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayTue Nov 12 1996 14:263
12.19357MKOTS3::JMARTINBe A Victor..Not a Victim!Tue Nov 12 1996 15:481
12.19358BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Tue Nov 12 1996 16:003
12.19359FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Tue Nov 12 1996 16:025
12.19360BUSY::SLABStop the boat!Tue Nov 12 1996 16:044
12.19361BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Tue Nov 12 1996 16:047
12.19362WMOIS::GIROUARD_CTue Nov 12 1996 16:096
12.19363BSS::PROCTOR_RFlushed... not blanched!Tue Nov 12 1996 16:1915
12.19364NPSS::MCSKEANEDavie Dodds IS E.T.Tue Nov 12 1996 16:228
12.19365NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Nov 12 1996 16:242
12.19366BSS::PROCTOR_RFlushed... not blanched!Tue Nov 12 1996 16:271
12.19367SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Tue Nov 12 1996 16:271
12.19368WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott itjTue Nov 12 1996 16:296
12.19369clink. clank. thud! crrrunch!BSS::PROCTOR_RFlushed... not blanched!Tue Nov 12 1996 16:317
12.19370ACISS1::BATTISVending machines=food of the godsTue Nov 12 1996 16:432
12.19371ACISS1::BATTISVending machines=food of the godsTue Nov 12 1996 16:454
12.19372BSS::PROCTOR_RFlushed... not blanched!Tue Nov 12 1996 16:481
12.19373SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerTue Nov 12 1996 16:485
12.19374ACISS2::LEECHTerminal PhilosophyTue Nov 12 1996 17:431
12.19375NPSS::MCSKEANEDavie Dodds IS E.T.Tue Nov 12 1996 17:478
12.19376"Control module", grrr, I'll give 'em a modyoollTLE::RALTOBridge to the 21st IndictmentTue Nov 12 1996 18:2515
12.19377CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayTue Nov 12 1996 18:294
12.19378SCASS1::BARBER_AI wanna grow up just like youTue Nov 12 1996 19:0014
12.19379POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideTue Nov 12 1996 19:023
12.19380POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorTue Nov 12 1996 19:032
12.19381NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Nov 12 1996 19:041
12.19382LANDO::OLIVER_BTue Nov 12 1996 19:061
12.19383SCASS1::BARBER_AI wanna grow up just like youTue Nov 12 1996 19:079
12.19384ACISS1::BATTISVending machines=food of the godsTue Nov 12 1996 19:083
12.19385BUSY::SLABStop the boat!Tue Nov 12 1996 19:128
12.19386SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Tue Nov 12 1996 19:163
12.19387POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorTue Nov 12 1996 19:181
12.19388ACISS1::BATTISVending machines=food of the godsTue Nov 12 1996 19:245
12.19389SCASS1::BARBER_AI wanna grow up just like youTue Nov 12 1996 19:274
12.19390BUSY::SLABStop the boat!Tue Nov 12 1996 19:436
12.19391GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeTue Nov 12 1996 19:458
12.19392SCASS1::BARBER_AI wanna grow up just like youTue Nov 12 1996 19:511
12.19393misplaced prioritiesWAHOO::LEVESQUESpott itjWed Nov 13 1996 10:132
12.19394FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Wed Nov 13 1996 10:1710
12.19395SMURF::WALTERSWed Nov 13 1996 11:221
12.19396ACISS1::BATTISVending machines=food of the godsWed Nov 13 1996 12:103
12.19397Having a bad dayKERNEL::FREKESOlympic Banging Team MemberWed Nov 13 1996 12:2132
12.19398ACISS1::BATTISVending machines=food of the godsWed Nov 13 1996 12:252
12.19399JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeWed Nov 13 1996 14:112
12.19400JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeWed Nov 13 1996 14:111
12.19401ACISS1::BATTISClueless in ChicagoWed Nov 13 1996 14:403
12.19402POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideWed Nov 13 1996 15:167
12.19403JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeWed Nov 13 1996 15:4215
12.19404BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Wed Nov 13 1996 16:044
12.19405JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeWed Nov 13 1996 16:143
12.19406BUSY::SLABSubtract LAB, add TUD, invert nothingWed Nov 13 1996 16:163
12.19407ACISS1::BATTISClueless in ChicagoWed Nov 13 1996 16:212
12.19408WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott itjWed Nov 13 1996 16:231
12.19409ACISS1::BATTISClueless in ChicagoWed Nov 13 1996 16:242
12.19410POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideWed Nov 13 1996 16:305
12.19411ACISS1::BATTISClueless in ChicagoWed Nov 13 1996 16:362
12.19412POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideWed Nov 13 1996 16:444
12.19413ACISS1::BATTISClueless in ChicagoWed Nov 13 1996 16:442
12.19414DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Wed Nov 13 1996 16:4821
12.19415ACISS1::BATTISClueless in ChicagoWed Nov 13 1996 16:532
12.19416SCASS1::BARBER_AI wanna grow up just like youWed Nov 13 1996 16:562
12.19417ACISS1::BATTISClueless in ChicagoWed Nov 13 1996 17:032
12.19418DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Wed Nov 13 1996 17:0310
12.19419SCASS1::BARBER_AI wanna grow up just like youWed Nov 13 1996 17:111
12.19420SMURF::WALTERSWed Nov 13 1996 17:134
12.19421SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerWed Nov 13 1996 17:156
12.19422In this day and age, can't be too carefulCOVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertWed Nov 13 1996 17:2513
12.19423LANDO::OLIVER_BWed Nov 13 1996 17:271
12.19424SMURF::WALTERSWed Nov 13 1996 17:291
12.19425ACISS1::BATTISClueless in ChicagoWed Nov 13 1996 17:302
12.19426ACISS1::BATTISClueless in ChicagoWed Nov 13 1996 17:308
12.19427CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayWed Nov 13 1996 17:363
12.19428POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideWed Nov 13 1996 17:363
12.19429He lives up the street, but has an unlisted numberCOVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertWed Nov 13 1996 18:145
12.19430CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsWed Nov 13 1996 18:151
12.19431COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertWed Nov 13 1996 18:2511
12.19432BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Wed Nov 13 1996 18:267
12.19433otgyGAAS::BRAUCHERChampagne SupernovaWed Nov 13 1996 18:274
12.19434PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Nov 13 1996 18:276
12.19435BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Wed Nov 13 1996 18:285
12.19436NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Nov 13 1996 18:283
12.19437BUSY::SLABSufferin' since suffrageWed Nov 13 1996 18:319
12.19438PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Nov 13 1996 18:343
12.19439unfortunately, it is inefficaciousGAAS::BRAUCHERChampagne SupernovaWed Nov 13 1996 18:365
12.19440ACISS1::BATTISClueless in ChicagoWed Nov 13 1996 18:422
12.19441CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsWed Nov 13 1996 18:431
12.19442BIGHOG::PERCIVALI'm the NRA,USPSA/IPSC,NROI-ROWed Nov 13 1996 18:4910
12.19443COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertWed Nov 13 1996 18:548
12.19444RE: .19442BUSY::SLABSufferin' since suffrageWed Nov 13 1996 18:544
12.19445NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Nov 13 1996 18:562
12.19446POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideWed Nov 13 1996 19:283
12.19447ACISS1::BATTISClueless in ChicagoWed Nov 13 1996 19:312
12.19448POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideWed Nov 13 1996 19:343
12.19449OHFSS1::POMEROYThu Nov 14 1996 04:083
12.19450POMPY::LESLIEa=(f/m)((1-(v**2/c**2))**(3/2))Thu Nov 14 1996 06:581
12.19451Cold weather moving in, Im moving outKERNEL::FREKESOlympic Banging Team MemberThu Nov 14 1996 07:149
12.19452Dangers of working in an officeKERNEL::FREKESOlympic Banging Team MemberThu Nov 14 1996 07:357
12.19453The times they are a-changin'SHRCTR::PJOHNSONaut disce, aut discedeThu Nov 14 1996 10:017
12.19454ACISS1::BATTISClueless in ChicagoThu Nov 14 1996 11:372
12.19455POMPY::LESLIEa=(f/m)((1-(v**2/c**2))**(3/2))Thu Nov 14 1996 12:187
12.19456ACISS1::BATTISClueless in ChicagoThu Nov 14 1996 12:454
12.19457SMURF::WALTERSThu Nov 14 1996 12:511
12.19459SMURF::WALTERSThu Nov 14 1996 12:541
12.19460COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertThu Nov 14 1996 13:024
12.19461BUSY::SLABThailboat!!Thu Nov 14 1996 13:385
12.19462ACISS1::BATTISClueless in ChicagoThu Nov 14 1996 16:122
12.19463SCASS1::BARBER_AI wanna grow up just like youThu Nov 14 1996 16:131
12.19464danceGAAS::BRAUCHERChampagne SupernovaThu Nov 14 1996 16:204
12.19465ACISS1::BATTISClueless in ChicagoThu Nov 14 1996 16:212
12.19466Capt Battis, trolling on the SS LonelinessWAHOO::LEVESQUESpott itjThu Nov 14 1996 16:2417
12.19467ACISS1::BATTISClueless in ChicagoThu Nov 14 1996 16:252
12.19468GMASEC::KELLYIt's Deja-Vu, All Over AgainThu Nov 14 1996 16:263
12.19469194-69's!POWDML::BUCKLEYThu Nov 14 1996 19:341
12.19470SCASS1::BARBER_AI wanna grow up just like youThu Nov 14 1996 19:521
12.19471Shouting, lager, lager,lagerCHEFS::UKSTATIONERYFri Nov 15 1996 09:418
12.19472POMPY::LESLIEa=(f/m)((1-(v**2/c**2))**(3/2))Fri Nov 15 1996 12:025
12.19473SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Fri Nov 15 1996 12:024
12.19474WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott itjFri Nov 15 1996 12:2310
12.19475BULEAN::BANKSAmerica is FerenginorFri Nov 15 1996 16:053
12.19476DECWET::LOWEBruce Lowe, DECwest Eng., DTN 548-8910Fri Nov 15 1996 16:089
12.19477ACISS1::BATTISClueless in ChicagoFri Nov 15 1996 16:092
12.19478BUSY::SLABThis is the Central ScrutinizerFri Nov 15 1996 16:153
12.19479DECWET::LOWEBruce Lowe, DECwest Eng., DTN 548-8910Fri Nov 15 1996 16:473
12.19480HANNAH::MODICADead employee walkingFri Nov 15 1996 16:506
12.19481WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott itjFri Nov 15 1996 17:543
12.19482LANDO::OLIVER_BFri Nov 15 1996 18:171
12.19483BUSY::SLABTinkerbell vs. bug zapperFri Nov 15 1996 18:186
12.19484think maybe I should shave the 'stache?WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott itjFri Nov 15 1996 18:301
12.19485DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Fri Nov 15 1996 18:4913
12.19486BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Fri Nov 15 1996 19:117
12.19487DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Fri Nov 15 1996 19:154
12.19488BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Sat Nov 16 1996 12:217
12.19489SHRCTR::PJOHNSONaut disce, aut discedeSat Nov 16 1996 23:435
12.19490APACHE::KEITHDr. DeuceMon Nov 18 1996 10:055
12.19491BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Mon Nov 18 1996 10:174
12.19492POMPY::LESLIEMon Nov 18 1996 10:507
12.19493CBROWN::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayMon Nov 18 1996 12:0910
12.19494POMPY::LESLIEMon Nov 18 1996 13:357
12.19495WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott itjMon Nov 18 1996 13:454
12.19496POMPY::LESLIEMon Nov 18 1996 13:473
12.19497ho ho!WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott itjMon Nov 18 1996 13:492
12.19498POMPY::LESLIEMon Nov 18 1996 13:544
12.19499CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsMon Nov 18 1996 13:592
12.19500PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BMon Nov 18 1996 14:0011
12.19501NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Mon Nov 18 1996 14:012
12.19502POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorMon Nov 18 1996 14:031
12.19503PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BMon Nov 18 1996 14:035
12.19504BUSY::SLABWe're not #1, but we're up thereMon Nov 18 1996 14:063
12.19505POMPY::LESLIEMon Nov 18 1996 14:076
12.19506CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayMon Nov 18 1996 14:1014
12.19507Kids with adult responsibilities ...BRITE::FYFEUse it up, wear it out, make it do, or do without.Mon Nov 18 1996 14:186
12.19508BUSY::SLABWhose Line Is It Anyway?Mon Nov 18 1996 18:1142
12.19509ACISS1::BATTISClueless in ChicagoMon Nov 18 1996 18:143
12.19510WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott itjMon Nov 18 1996 18:2114
12.19511GOJIRA::JESSOPMon Nov 18 1996 18:254
12.19512BUSY::SLABWhose Line Is It Anyway?Mon Nov 18 1996 18:5016
12.19513BUSY::SLABWhose Line Is It Anyway?Mon Nov 18 1996 18:5317
12.19514NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Mon Nov 18 1996 18:531
12.19515BUSY::SLABWhose Line Is It Anyway?Mon Nov 18 1996 19:085
12.19516ACISS1::BATTISClueless in ChicagoMon Nov 18 1996 19:135
12.19517SALEM::DODAVisibly shaken, not stirredMon Nov 18 1996 19:187
12.19518HANNAH::MODICADead employee walkingMon Nov 18 1996 19:183
12.19519ACISS1::BATTISClueless in ChicagoMon Nov 18 1996 19:203
12.19520CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsMon Nov 18 1996 19:214
12.19521POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorMon Nov 18 1996 19:253
12.19522ACISS1::BATTISClueless in ChicagoMon Nov 18 1996 19:293
12.19523Look out, it's the Magic Eye Syndrome!TLE::RALTOBridge to the 21st ParallelMon Nov 18 1996 19:419
12.19524BUSY::SLABWhy don't you bend for gold?Mon Nov 18 1996 19:4512
12.19525BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Tue Nov 19 1996 05:3219
12.19526CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayTue Nov 19 1996 12:1810
12.19527BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Tue Nov 19 1996 12:193
12.19528CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayTue Nov 19 1996 12:279
12.19529First rule of flying -BRITE::FYFEUse it up, wear it out, make it do, or do without.Tue Nov 19 1996 19:048
12.19530CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayTue Nov 19 1996 20:0111
12.19531BUSY::SLABA Parting Shot in the DarkTue Nov 19 1996 20:035
12.19532POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorTue Nov 19 1996 20:031
12.19533I've gotta turn these things offTLE::RALTOBridge to the 21st SpinTue Nov 19 1996 20:344
12.19534CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayWed Nov 20 1996 01:2310
12.19535CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayWed Nov 20 1996 01:257
12.19536BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Wed Nov 20 1996 05:0717
12.19537Boston Edison suxCOVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertWed Nov 20 1996 14:0426
12.19538BUSY::SLABAlways a Best Man, never a groomWed Nov 20 1996 14:103
12.19539POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorWed Nov 20 1996 14:121
12.19540SMURF::WALTERSWed Nov 20 1996 14:151
12.19541POMPY::LESLIEAndy Leslie, DTN 847 6586Wed Nov 20 1996 14:471
12.19542BUSY::SLABAs you wishWed Nov 20 1996 15:295
12.19543DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Wed Nov 20 1996 16:085
12.19544ACISS1::BATTISClueless in ChicagoWed Nov 20 1996 16:094
12.19545COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertWed Nov 20 1996 16:529
12.19546EVMS::MORONEYSmith&amp;Wesson - The original point &amp; click interface.Wed Nov 20 1996 16:563
12.19547COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertWed Nov 20 1996 16:581
12.19548EVMS::MORONEYSmith&amp;Wesson - The original point &amp; click interface.Wed Nov 20 1996 17:001
12.19549SALEM::DODAVisibly shaken, not stirredWed Nov 20 1996 17:034
12.19550BUSY::SLABBaroque: when you're out of MonetWed Nov 20 1996 17:167
12.19551You are sharpSALEM::DODAVisibly shaken, not stirredWed Nov 20 1996 17:264
12.19552ACISS1::BATTISWed Nov 20 1996 17:492
12.19553BUSY::SLABBaroque: when you're out of MonetWed Nov 20 1996 17:558
12.19554BUSY::SLABBaroque: when you're out of MonetWed Nov 20 1996 17:565
12.19555ACISS1::BATTISWed Nov 20 1996 18:055
12.19556BUSY::SLABBaroque: when you're out of MonetWed Nov 20 1996 18:085
12.19557BUSY::SLABBasket CaseWed Nov 20 1996 19:0615
12.19558SALEM::DODAVisibly shaken, not stirredWed Nov 20 1996 19:091
12.19559BUSY::SLABBe gone - you have no powers hereWed Nov 20 1996 19:113
12.19560POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorWed Nov 20 1996 19:131
12.19561COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertWed Nov 20 1996 21:161
12.195620.5 C KERNEL::FREKESLike a thief in the nightThu Nov 21 1996 07:216
12.19563ACISS1::BATTISThu Nov 21 1996 11:313
12.19564SMARTT::JENNISONHow high?Thu Nov 21 1996 12:539
12.19565BUSY::SLABDo ya wanna bump and grind with me?Thu Nov 21 1996 20:185
12.19566SX4GTO::OLSONDBTC Palo AltoFri Nov 22 1996 05:154
12.19567ACISS1::BATTISFri Nov 22 1996 15:434
12.19568BUSY::SLABDuster :== idiot driver magnetFri Nov 22 1996 16:054
12.19569POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorFri Nov 22 1996 16:072
12.19570POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideFri Nov 22 1996 16:083
12.19571SMURF::WALTERSFri Nov 22 1996 16:081
12.19572ACISS1::BATTISFri Nov 22 1996 16:192
12.19573BUSY::SLABEnjoy what you doFri Nov 22 1996 16:463
12.19574We can take care of at least one more of those sensesCOVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertFri Nov 22 1996 17:114
12.19575SMURF::WALTERSFri Nov 22 1996 17:152
12.19576BUSY::SLABErin go braghlessFri Nov 22 1996 17:153
12.19577What if I buy you a ticket to the show?COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertFri Nov 22 1996 17:202
12.19578BUSY::SLABErin go braghlessFri Nov 22 1996 17:227
12.19579POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideFri Nov 22 1996 17:254
12.19580COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertFri Nov 22 1996 17:2810
12.19581POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorFri Nov 22 1996 17:361
12.19582COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertFri Nov 22 1996 17:393
12.19583POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorFri Nov 22 1996 17:491
12.19584COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertFri Nov 22 1996 17:513
12.19585POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorFri Nov 22 1996 17:531
12.19586BUSY::SLABErin go braghlessFri Nov 22 1996 17:578
12.19587ACISS1::BATTISFri Nov 22 1996 18:004
12.19588BUSY::SLABErin go braghlessFri Nov 22 1996 18:069
12.19589ACISS1::BATTISFri Nov 22 1996 18:072
12.19590POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorFri Nov 22 1996 18:103
12.19591BUSY::SLABErotic NightmaresFri Nov 22 1996 18:104
12.19592DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Fri Nov 22 1996 18:198
12.19593BUSY::SLABErotic NightmaresFri Nov 22 1996 18:205
12.19594WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott itjFri Nov 22 1996 18:252
12.19595ACISS1::BATTISFri Nov 22 1996 18:252
12.19596COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertFri Nov 22 1996 18:2613
12.19597WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott itjFri Nov 22 1996 18:263
12.19598POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorFri Nov 22 1996 18:273
12.195998^)POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideFri Nov 22 1996 18:302
12.19600ACISS1::BATTISFri Nov 22 1996 18:302
12.19601BUSY::SLABErotic NightmaresFri Nov 22 1996 18:497
12.19602MIT G&S, tonight&tomorrow, Student Center on Mass AveCOVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertFri Nov 22 1996 19:028
12.19603BULEAN::BANKSAmerica is FerenginorFri Nov 22 1996 19:041
12.19604POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorFri Nov 22 1996 19:051
12.19605BULEAN::BANKSAmerica is FerenginorFri Nov 22 1996 19:052
12.19606LANDO::OLIVER_Bgrindleproot hanglebungedyFri Nov 22 1996 19:081
12.19607POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideFri Nov 22 1996 19:104
12.19608COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertFri Nov 22 1996 19:111
12.19609POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorFri Nov 22 1996 19:111
12.19610BULEAN::BANKSAmerica is FerenginorFri Nov 22 1996 19:123
12.19611ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownFri Nov 22 1996 19:192
12.19612A plump and pleasing personCOVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertSun Nov 24 1996 02:383
12.19613WMOIS::GIROUARD_CMon Nov 25 1996 10:261
12.19614ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownMon Nov 25 1996 11:313
12.19615go awayGAAS::BRAUCHERChampagne SupernovaMon Nov 25 1996 12:044
12.19616and who the hell ordered this snow?!?!?!?!?!?!GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeMon Nov 25 1996 12:093
12.19617ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownMon Nov 25 1996 12:092
12.19618WMOIS::GIROUARD_CMon Nov 25 1996 13:291
12.19619JHAXP::VULLOSimplify &amp; DeliverMon Nov 25 1996 17:313
12.19620JHAXP::VULLOSimplify &amp; DeliverMon Nov 25 1996 17:311
12.19621BUSY::SLABGreat baby! Delicious!!Mon Nov 25 1996 17:355
12.19622SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Mon Nov 25 1996 18:503
12.19623ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownMon Nov 25 1996 18:562
12.19624ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownTue Nov 26 1996 12:0010
12.19625POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideTue Nov 26 1996 13:234
12.19626BUSY::SLABA swift kick in the butt - $1Tue Nov 26 1996 15:133
12.19627POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideTue Nov 26 1996 15:175
12.19628BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Tue Nov 26 1996 15:183
12.19629MKOTS3::JMARTINBe A Victor..Not a Victim!Tue Nov 26 1996 15:1911
12.19630BUSY::SLABA swift kick in the butt - $1Tue Nov 26 1996 15:215
12.19631ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownTue Nov 26 1996 15:222
12.19632BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Tue Nov 26 1996 15:2411
12.19633{{but am glad no one was seriously hurt...}}GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeTue Nov 26 1996 15:276
12.19634BUSY::SLABA swift kick in the butt - $1Tue Nov 26 1996 15:286
12.19635crime in streetsGAAS::BRAUCHERChampagne SupernovaTue Nov 26 1996 15:295
12.19636POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorTue Nov 26 1996 15:294
12.19637%^>GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeTue Nov 26 1996 15:305
12.19638BUSY::SLABA swift kick in the butt - $1Tue Nov 26 1996 15:328
12.19639POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorTue Nov 26 1996 15:343
12.19640BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Tue Nov 26 1996 16:026
12.19641MKOTS3::JMARTINBe A Victor..Not a Victim!Tue Nov 26 1996 16:526
12.19642BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Tue Nov 26 1996 16:548
12.19643MKOTS3::JMARTINBe A Victor..Not a Victim!Tue Nov 26 1996 16:563
12.19644TROOA::BUTKOVICHeschew obfuscationTue Nov 26 1996 16:565
12.19645BUSY::SLABAct like you own the companyTue Nov 26 1996 16:586
12.19646BUSY::SLABAct like you own the companyTue Nov 26 1996 17:0116
12.19647DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Tue Nov 26 1996 17:025
12.19648BUSY::SLABAct like you own the companyTue Nov 26 1996 17:043
12.19649BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Tue Nov 26 1996 17:128
12.19650BUSY::SLABAfterbirth of a NationTue Nov 26 1996 17:155
12.19651BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Tue Nov 26 1996 17:313
12.19652MKOTS3::JMARTINBe A Victor..Not a Victim!Tue Nov 26 1996 17:364
12.19653BUSY::SLABAfterbirth of a NationTue Nov 26 1996 17:397
12.19654MKOTS3::JMARTINBe A Victor..Not a Victim!Tue Nov 26 1996 17:4022
12.19655NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Nov 26 1996 17:442
12.19656BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Tue Nov 26 1996 17:457
12.19657BUSY::SLABAfterbirth of a NationTue Nov 26 1996 17:4621
12.19658BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Tue Nov 26 1996 17:4711
12.19659MKOTS3::JMARTINBe A Victor..Not a Victim!Tue Nov 26 1996 17:488
12.19660BUSY::SLABAfterbirth of a NationTue Nov 26 1996 17:4917
12.19661MKOTS3::JMARTINBe A Victor..Not a Victim!Tue Nov 26 1996 17:507
12.19662BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Tue Nov 26 1996 17:5012
12.19663BUSY::SLABAfterbirth of a NationTue Nov 26 1996 17:5216
12.19664MKOTS3::JMARTINBe A Victor..Not a Victim!Tue Nov 26 1996 17:539
12.19665MKOTS3::JMARTINBe A Victor..Not a Victim!Tue Nov 26 1996 17:5410
12.19666BUSY::SLABAfterbirth of a NationTue Nov 26 1996 17:593
12.19667BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Tue Nov 26 1996 18:0014
12.19668BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Tue Nov 26 1996 18:0318
12.19669BUSY::SLABAfterbirth of a NationTue Nov 26 1996 18:036
12.19670BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Tue Nov 26 1996 18:0513
12.19671that would be acting? :-)WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjTue Nov 26 1996 18:054
12.19672BUSY::SLABAfterbirth of a NationTue Nov 26 1996 18:0611
12.19673MKOTS3::JMARTINBe A Victor..Not a Victim!Tue Nov 26 1996 18:0715
12.19674MKOTS3::JMARTINBe A Victor..Not a Victim!Tue Nov 26 1996 18:1116
12.19675NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Nov 26 1996 18:154
12.19676BUSY::SLABAfterbirth of a NationTue Nov 26 1996 18:179
12.19677NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Nov 26 1996 18:171
12.19678MKOTS3::JMARTINBe A Victor..Not a Victim!Tue Nov 26 1996 18:255
12.19679RE: .19677BUSY::SLABAfterbirth of a NationTue Nov 26 1996 18:2513
12.19680NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Nov 26 1996 18:276
12.19681BUSY::SLABAfterbirth of a NationTue Nov 26 1996 18:2710
12.19682PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BTue Nov 26 1996 18:299
12.19683BUSY::SLABAlways a Best Man, never a groomTue Nov 26 1996 18:314
12.19684POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideTue Nov 26 1996 18:328
12.19685POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorTue Nov 26 1996 18:362
12.19686WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjTue Nov 26 1996 18:363
12.19687NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Nov 26 1996 18:371
12.19688POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorTue Nov 26 1996 18:372
12.19689NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Nov 26 1996 18:381
12.19690POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorTue Nov 26 1996 18:401
12.19691PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BTue Nov 26 1996 18:414
12.19692LANDO::OLIVER_Bgrindleproot hanglebungedyTue Nov 26 1996 18:421
12.19693MKOTS3::JMARTINBe A Victor..Not a Victim!Tue Nov 26 1996 18:453
12.19694MKOTS3::JMARTINBe A Victor..Not a Victim!Tue Nov 26 1996 18:477
12.19695POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideTue Nov 26 1996 18:486
12.19696POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorTue Nov 26 1996 18:481
12.19697NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Nov 26 1996 18:514
12.19698MKOTS3::JMARTINBe A Victor..Not a Victim!Tue Nov 26 1996 18:521
12.19699POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideTue Nov 26 1996 18:523
12.19700MKOTS3::JMARTINBe A Victor..Not a Victim!Tue Nov 26 1996 18:551
12.19701ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownTue Nov 26 1996 18:563
12.19702POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorTue Nov 26 1996 18:571
12.19703BUSY::SLABAlways a Best Man, never a groomTue Nov 26 1996 19:0710
12.19704local customsGAAS::BRAUCHERChampagne SupernovaTue Nov 26 1996 19:115
12.19705ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownTue Nov 26 1996 19:123
12.19706NETRIX::thomasThe Code WarriorTue Nov 26 1996 19:165
12.19707BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Tue Nov 26 1996 19:4417
12.19708BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Tue Nov 26 1996 19:457
12.19709BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Tue Nov 26 1996 19:4713
12.19710MKOTS3::JMARTINBe A Victor..Not a Victim!Tue Nov 26 1996 19:5820
12.19711BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Tue Nov 26 1996 20:1510
12.19712BUSY::SLABAnd when one of us is gone ...Tue Nov 26 1996 20:425
12.19713MKOTS3::JMARTINBe A Victor..Not a Victim!Tue Nov 26 1996 20:5417
12.19714NETRIX::thomasThe Code WarriorTue Nov 26 1996 20:562
12.19715MKOTS3::JMARTINBe A Victor..Not a Victim!Tue Nov 26 1996 20:585
12.19716BUSY::SLABAnd one of us is left to carry on.Tue Nov 26 1996 21:097
12.19717CSC32::M_EVANSbe the villageTue Nov 26 1996 22:3120
12.19718COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertWed Nov 27 1996 01:595
12.19719CSC32::M_EVANSbe the villageWed Nov 27 1996 02:176
12.19720What, on the pavement!KERNEL::FREKESLike a thief in the nightWed Nov 27 1996 05:326
12.19721CSC32::M_EVANSbe the villageWed Nov 27 1996 06:575
12.19722WMOIS::GIROUARD_CWed Nov 27 1996 09:381
12.19723ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownWed Nov 27 1996 11:494
12.19724GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeWed Nov 27 1996 12:0715
12.19725SMURF::WALTERSWed Nov 27 1996 12:131
12.19726ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownWed Nov 27 1996 12:152
12.19727BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Wed Nov 27 1996 12:1820
12.19728ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownWed Nov 27 1996 12:233
12.19729BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Wed Nov 27 1996 12:357
12.19730NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Nov 27 1996 12:443
12.19731BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Wed Nov 27 1996 12:4630
12.19732GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeWed Nov 27 1996 12:524
12.19733BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Wed Nov 27 1996 12:573
12.19734MKOTS3::JMARTINBe A Victor..Not a Victim!Wed Nov 27 1996 13:0429
12.19735BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Wed Nov 27 1996 13:0513
12.19736CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayWed Nov 27 1996 13:083
12.19737DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Wed Nov 27 1996 13:1112
12.19738ACISS2::LEECHTerminal PhilosophyWed Nov 27 1996 13:141
12.19739BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Wed Nov 27 1996 13:188
12.19740BUSY::SLABBaroque: when you're out of MonetWed Nov 27 1996 13:398
12.19741ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownWed Nov 27 1996 13:395
12.19742BUSY::SLABBaroque: when you're out of MonetWed Nov 27 1996 13:398
12.19743BUSY::SLABBaroque: when you're out of MonetWed Nov 27 1996 13:409
12.19744BULEAN::BANKSAmerica is FerenginorWed Nov 27 1996 13:407
12.19745MKOTS3::JMARTINBe A Victor..Not a Victim!Wed Nov 27 1996 14:113
12.19746GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeWed Nov 27 1996 16:195
12.19747ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownWed Nov 27 1996 16:232
12.19748hthCSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayWed Nov 27 1996 16:253
12.19749GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeWed Nov 27 1996 16:266
12.19750CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayWed Nov 27 1996 16:283
12.19751BUSY::SLABBeing weird isn't enoughWed Nov 27 1996 16:303
12.19752ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownWed Nov 27 1996 18:183
12.19753SMARTT::JENNISONHow high?Wed Nov 27 1996 18:254
12.19754BUSY::SLABCandy'O, I need you ...Wed Nov 27 1996 20:317
12.19755BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Wed Nov 27 1996 21:017
12.19756Mama-miaVMSNET::M_MACIOLEKFour54 Camaro/Only way to flyThu Nov 28 1996 00:146
12.19757POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorThu Nov 28 1996 12:312
12.19758BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Thu Nov 28 1996 23:5613
12.19759falling asleep for 11 1/2 hoursKERNEL::FREKESLike a thief in the nightFri Nov 29 1996 10:108
12.19760BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Fri Nov 29 1996 12:154
12.19761POMPY::LESLIEFri Nov 29 1996 12:431
12.19762POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorFri Nov 29 1996 12:491
12.19763POMPY::LESLIEFri Nov 29 1996 12:511
12.19764CHEFS::UKSTATIONERYcaw blimey, it's Merry Poppuns!Sun Dec 01 1996 06:587
12.19765BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Sun Dec 01 1996 13:304
12.19766SMURF::WALTERSSun Dec 01 1996 16:521
12.19767WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjMon Dec 02 1996 11:504
12.19768ACISS2::LEECHTerminal PhilosophyMon Dec 02 1996 11:561
12.19769ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownMon Dec 02 1996 12:274
12.19770OHFSS1::POMEROYMon Dec 02 1996 13:271
12.19771EVMS::MORONEYThe Thing in the Basement.Mon Dec 02 1996 15:352
12.19772CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayMon Dec 02 1996 15:378
12.19773BUSY::SLABch-ch-ch-ch-ha-ha-ha-haMon Dec 02 1996 15:524
12.19774DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Mon Dec 02 1996 15:537
12.19775DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Mon Dec 02 1996 15:546
12.19776BUSY::SLABch-ch-ch-ch-ha-ha-ha-haMon Dec 02 1996 15:564
12.19777ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownMon Dec 02 1996 15:573
12.19778CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayMon Dec 02 1996 16:0415
12.19779CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayMon Dec 02 1996 16:0513
12.19780POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorMon Dec 02 1996 16:062
12.19781WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjMon Dec 02 1996 16:162
12.19782CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayMon Dec 02 1996 16:1711
12.19783MKOTS3::JMARTINBe A Victor..Not a Victim!Mon Dec 02 1996 16:269
12.19784WMOIS::GIROUARD_CMon Dec 02 1996 16:417
12.19785NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Mon Dec 02 1996 16:421
12.19786WMOIS::GIROUARD_CMon Dec 02 1996 16:511
12.19787POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideTue Dec 03 1996 12:367
12.19788ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownTue Dec 03 1996 12:382
12.19790POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideTue Dec 03 1996 12:4111
12.19789WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjTue Dec 03 1996 12:422
12.19791ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownTue Dec 03 1996 12:532
12.19792ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownTue Dec 03 1996 12:542
12.19793DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Tue Dec 03 1996 12:596
12.19794CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsTue Dec 03 1996 13:056
12.19795glad I work in a "professional" environmentWAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjTue Dec 03 1996 13:304
12.19796NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Dec 03 1996 13:321
12.19797coulda been a whole posse of contractors, evenWAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjTue Dec 03 1996 13:352
12.19798DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Tue Dec 03 1996 13:368
12.19799NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Dec 03 1996 13:402
12.19800PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BTue Dec 03 1996 13:444
12.19801DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Tue Dec 03 1996 13:455
12.19802no crime of the century, but an annoyance for a parched manWAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjTue Dec 03 1996 13:465
12.19803CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsTue Dec 03 1996 13:479
12.19804DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Tue Dec 03 1996 13:485
12.19805TROOA::BUTKOVICHeschew obfuscationTue Dec 03 1996 14:192
12.19806BUSY::SLABAnd when one of us is gone ...Tue Dec 03 1996 14:289
12.19807POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorTue Dec 03 1996 14:433
12.19808TROOA::BUTKOVICHeschew obfuscationTue Dec 03 1996 14:442
12.19809NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Dec 03 1996 14:471
12.19810BUSY::SLABAnd when one of us is gone ...Tue Dec 03 1996 15:005
12.19811POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorTue Dec 03 1996 15:121
12.19812ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownTue Dec 03 1996 16:182
12.19813SMARTT::JENNISONWelcome to Patriot NationTue Dec 03 1996 16:294
12.19814PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BTue Dec 03 1996 16:325
12.19815BUSY::SLABAntisocialTue Dec 03 1996 16:494
12.198168^)BUSY::SLABAntisocialTue Dec 03 1996 17:015
12.19817POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorTue Dec 03 1996 17:091
12.19818SMURF::WALTERSTue Dec 03 1996 17:091
12.19819NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Dec 03 1996 17:101
12.19820SMURF::WALTERSTue Dec 03 1996 17:111
12.19821BUSY::SLABAs you wishTue Dec 03 1996 17:219
12.19822ACISS2::LEECHTerminal PhilosophyTue Dec 03 1996 19:2613
12.19823BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Tue Dec 03 1996 19:4514
12.19824BUSY::SLABBasket CaseTue Dec 03 1996 20:154
12.19825Blazing SaddlesPOMPY::LESLIEWed Dec 04 1996 07:496
12.19826POMPY::LESLIEWed Dec 04 1996 07:505
12.19827POMPY::LESLIEWed Dec 04 1996 07:513
12.19828BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Wed Dec 04 1996 10:325
12.19829SMARTT::JENNISONWelcome to Patriot NationWed Dec 04 1996 12:296
12.19830ACISS2::LEECHTerminal PhilosophyWed Dec 04 1996 13:053
12.19831ACISS2::LEECHTerminal PhilosophyWed Dec 04 1996 13:063
12.19832BUSY::SLABCan you hear the drums, Fernando?Wed Dec 04 1996 13:247
12.19833POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorWed Dec 04 1996 15:513
12.19834CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayWed Dec 04 1996 15:548
12.19835POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideWed Dec 04 1996 15:564
12.19836BUSY::SLABCareer Opportunity Week at DECWed Dec 04 1996 16:036
12.19837SMURF::WALTERSWed Dec 04 1996 16:071
12.19838SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Wed Dec 04 1996 16:081
12.19839CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsWed Dec 04 1996 16:091
12.19840POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorWed Dec 04 1996 16:101
12.19841CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsWed Dec 04 1996 16:111
12.19842POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorWed Dec 04 1996 16:131
12.19843CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsWed Dec 04 1996 16:171
12.19844POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorWed Dec 04 1996 16:171
12.19845POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideWed Dec 04 1996 16:183
12.19846BUSY::SLABCareer Opportunity Week at DECWed Dec 04 1996 16:193
12.19847POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideWed Dec 04 1996 16:203
12.19848MKOTS3::JMARTINBe A Victor..Not a Victim!Wed Dec 04 1996 16:271
12.19849BUSY::SLABCatch you later!!Wed Dec 04 1996 17:003
12.19850POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideWed Dec 04 1996 17:003
12.19851CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsWed Dec 04 1996 17:051
12.19852POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorWed Dec 04 1996 17:111
12.19853BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Wed Dec 04 1996 18:317
12.19854BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.yvv.com/decplus/Wed Dec 04 1996 18:326
12.19855ASIC::RANDOLPHTom R. N1OOQThu Dec 05 1996 10:597
12.19856WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjThu Dec 05 1996 11:052
12.19857MKOTS3::JMARTINBe A Victor..Not a Victim!Thu Dec 05 1996 12:218
12.19858GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeThu Dec 05 1996 12:285
12.19859POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideThu Dec 05 1996 12:354
12.19860MKOTS3::JMARTINBe A Victor..Not a Victim!Thu Dec 05 1996 12:431
12.19861ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownThu Dec 05 1996 12:452
12.19862MKOTS3::JMARTINBe A Victor..Not a Victim!Thu Dec 05 1996 12:464
12.19863POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideThu Dec 05 1996 12:5210
12.19864SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerThu Dec 05 1996 12:539
12.19865POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideThu Dec 05 1996 12:553
12.19866DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Thu Dec 05 1996 13:324
12.19867BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Thu Dec 05 1996 14:163
12.19868HANNAH::MODICAJourneyman noter, on borrowed time.Thu Dec 05 1996 14:197
12.19869DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Thu Dec 05 1996 16:5812
12.19870BUSY::SLABDon't drink the (toilet) water.Thu Dec 05 1996 17:0417
12.19871ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownThu Dec 05 1996 17:044
12.19872NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Dec 05 1996 17:051
12.19873ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownThu Dec 05 1996 17:092
12.19874POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorThu Dec 05 1996 17:151
12.19875ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownThu Dec 05 1996 17:192
12.19876DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Thu Dec 05 1996 18:597
12.19877POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideThu Dec 05 1996 18:593
12.19878SMARTT::JENNISONWelcome to Patriot NationThu Dec 05 1996 19:044
12.19879POMPY::LESLIEFri Dec 06 1996 10:042
12.19880BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Fri Dec 06 1996 10:356
12.19881yyyyeeeeehhhhaaaaFABSIX::P_OHALLORANgo mbeanfaigh dia sibhFri Dec 06 1996 10:403
12.19882ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownFri Dec 06 1996 11:243
12.19883Thigh Slapping + occasional yee-hi = Barn DanceKERNEL::FREKESLike a thief in the nightFri Dec 06 1996 11:599
12.19884ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownFri Dec 06 1996 12:042
12.19885BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Fri Dec 06 1996 12:4813
12.19886NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Fri Dec 06 1996 13:371
12.19887BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Fri Dec 06 1996 13:393
12.19888ughGAAS::BRAUCHERChampagne SupernovaFri Dec 06 1996 15:134
12.19889ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownFri Dec 06 1996 15:372
12.19890SCASS1::BARBER_Abang bang you're deadFri Dec 06 1996 16:152
12.19891and all this before the holidays...GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeFri Dec 06 1996 16:1611
12.19892BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Fri Dec 06 1996 16:283
12.19893ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownFri Dec 06 1996 16:362
12.19894SX4GTO::OLSONDBTC Palo AltoFri Dec 06 1996 17:013
12.19895ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownFri Dec 06 1996 17:394
12.19896CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayFri Dec 06 1996 17:403
12.19897ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownFri Dec 06 1996 17:512
12.19898a few bad eggs DONT spoil the bunchFABSIX::P_OHALLORANgo mbeanfaigh dia sibhSat Dec 07 1996 00:129
12.19899BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Sat Dec 07 1996 00:1713
12.19900FABSIX::P_OHALLORANgo mbeanfaigh dia sibhSat Dec 07 1996 03:1811
12.19901Thanks for the offer but...KERNEL::FREKESLike a thief in the nightSat Dec 07 1996 09:507
12.19902BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Sat Dec 07 1996 13:2413
12.19903COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertSun Dec 08 1996 00:2511
12.19904CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each daySun Dec 08 1996 00:598
12.19905COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertSun Dec 08 1996 20:4324
12.19906stealth noter strikes againFABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Sun Dec 08 1996 20:5410
12.19907POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideMon Dec 09 1996 00:479
12.19908BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Mon Dec 09 1996 01:416
12.19909BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Mon Dec 09 1996 01:4617
12.19910COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertMon Dec 09 1996 12:007
12.19911need "easy starting" saw...GAAS::BRAUCHERChampagne SupernovaMon Dec 09 1996 12:2211
12.19912POMPY::LESLIEMon Dec 09 1996 12:243
12.19913PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BMon Dec 09 1996 12:338
12.19914No DJ?POMPY::LESLIEMon Dec 09 1996 12:341
12.19915Heavy, almost-dripping-wet snowTLE::RALTOBridge to the 21st Staff ResignationMon Dec 09 1996 12:3924
12.19916PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BMon Dec 09 1996 12:438
12.19917SMARTT::JENNISONWelcome to Patriot NationMon Dec 09 1996 12:4422
12.19918OuchTLE::RALTOBridge to the 21st Federal Judge RulingMon Dec 09 1996 13:016
12.19919CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsMon Dec 09 1996 13:0324
12.19920NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Mon Dec 09 1996 13:134
12.19921ASIC::RANDOLPHTom R. N1OOQMon Dec 09 1996 13:288
12.19922PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BMon Dec 09 1996 13:319
12.19923BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Mon Dec 09 1996 13:3911
12.19924ASIC::RANDOLPHTom R. N1OOQMon Dec 09 1996 13:4111
12.19925GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeMon Dec 09 1996 16:3612
12.19926POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorMon Dec 09 1996 16:391
12.19927CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsMon Dec 09 1996 16:425
12.19928POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorMon Dec 09 1996 16:472
12.19929WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjMon Dec 09 1996 16:512
12.19930Ice capades...GOJIRA::JESSOPMon Dec 09 1996 17:426
12.19931OHFSS1::POMEROYMon Dec 09 1996 18:135
12.19932DPE1::ARMSTRONGMon Dec 09 1996 21:3115
12.19933WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjTue Dec 10 1996 10:241
12.19934ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownTue Dec 10 1996 11:405
12.19935not to mentionGAAS::BRAUCHERChampagne SupernovaTue Dec 10 1996 12:004
12.19936ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownTue Dec 10 1996 12:032
12.19937SMARTT::JENNISONWelcome to Patriot NationTue Dec 10 1996 12:207
12.19938ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownTue Dec 10 1996 12:212
12.19939NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Dec 10 1996 12:271
12.19940BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Tue Dec 10 1996 12:301
12.19941CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayTue Dec 10 1996 12:418
12.19942BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Tue Dec 10 1996 12:436
12.19943POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideTue Dec 10 1996 12:433
12.19944NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Dec 10 1996 12:521
12.19945MKOTS3::JMARTINBe A Victor..Not a Victim!Tue Dec 10 1996 12:5310
12.19946SMARTT::JENNISONWelcome to Patriot NationTue Dec 10 1996 12:569
12.19947ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownTue Dec 10 1996 13:032
12.19948CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsTue Dec 10 1996 13:294
12.19949ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownTue Dec 10 1996 13:382
12.19950how does the tune go???BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Tue Dec 10 1996 14:246
12.19951MKOTS3::JMARTINBe A Victor..Not a Victim!Tue Dec 10 1996 14:253
12.19952BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Tue Dec 10 1996 14:293
12.19953MKOTS3::JMARTINBe A Victor..Not a Victim!Tue Dec 10 1996 14:491
12.19954ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownTue Dec 10 1996 15:002
12.19955MKOTS3::JMARTINBe A Victor..Not a Victim!Tue Dec 10 1996 15:013
12.19956ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownTue Dec 10 1996 15:042
12.19957SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Tue Dec 10 1996 15:043
12.19958ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownTue Dec 10 1996 15:094
12.19959no gloatingSCASS1::BARBER_Abang bang you're deadTue Dec 10 1996 15:512
12.19960CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayTue Dec 10 1996 15:5711
12.19961SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Tue Dec 10 1996 16:0321
12.19962perfumed...GOJIRA::JESSOPTue Dec 10 1996 16:035
12.19963POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorTue Dec 10 1996 16:121
12.19964I've heard that line before, CaptainTLE::RALTOBridge to the 21st Indonesian SqueezeTue Dec 10 1996 16:234
12.19965POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorTue Dec 10 1996 16:241
12.19966GOJIRA::JESSOPTue Dec 10 1996 16:334
12.19967This, I remember. Yesterday, I forget.TLE::RALTOBridge to the 21st Indonesian SqueezeTue Dec 10 1996 16:364
12.19968GOJIRA::JESSOPTue Dec 10 1996 16:391
12.19969Fried my brain right there in its own panTLE::RALTOBridge to the 21st Indonesian SqueezeTue Dec 10 1996 16:485
12.19970WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjTue Dec 10 1996 16:531
12.19971CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayTue Dec 10 1996 16:568
12.19972right after i finish my cup of teaSTAR::MWOLINSKIuCoder sans FrontieresTue Dec 10 1996 16:5910
12.19973PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BTue Dec 10 1996 17:004
12.19974STAR::MWOLINSKIuCoder sans FrontieresTue Dec 10 1996 17:049
12.19975SCASS1::BARBER_Abang bang you're deadTue Dec 10 1996 17:061
12.19976WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjTue Dec 10 1996 17:114
12.19977LANDO::OLIVER_Burban camperTue Dec 10 1996 17:161
12.19978BUSY::SLABBe gone - you have no powers hereTue Dec 10 1996 17:185
12.19979ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownTue Dec 10 1996 17:192
12.19980re .19978EVMS::MORONEYThe Thing in the Basement.Tue Dec 10 1996 17:212
12.19981SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Tue Dec 10 1996 17:223
12.19982BUSY::SLABBe gone - you have no powers hereTue Dec 10 1996 17:248
12.19983CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayTue Dec 10 1996 17:255
12.19984BUSY::SLABBe gone - you have no powers hereTue Dec 10 1996 17:274
12.19985POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideTue Dec 10 1996 17:313
12.19986CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayTue Dec 10 1996 17:334
12.19987CSLALL::PLEVINETue Dec 10 1996 17:363
12.19988SMURF::WALTERSTue Dec 10 1996 17:361
12.19989Everyone's a cartoonist nowTLE::RALTOBridge to the 21st Indonesian SqueezeTue Dec 10 1996 17:3618
12.19990NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Dec 10 1996 17:411
12.19991SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Tue Dec 10 1996 17:434
12.19992NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Dec 10 1996 17:431
12.19993PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BTue Dec 10 1996 17:463
12.19994SMURF::WALTERSTue Dec 10 1996 17:491
12.19995ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownTue Dec 10 1996 17:502
12.19996DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Tue Dec 10 1996 17:565
12.19997MILPND::CLARK_DTue Dec 10 1996 18:012
12.19998MILPND::CLARK_DTue Dec 10 1996 18:023
12.19999MILPND::CLARK_DTue Dec 10 1996 18:022
12.20000MILPND::CLARK_DTue Dec 10 1996 18:022
12.20001POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideTue Dec 10 1996 18:158
12.20002ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownTue Dec 10 1996 18:203
12.20003BUSY::SLABBlack No. 1Tue Dec 10 1996 18:266
12.20004BUSY::SLABBlack No. 1Tue Dec 10 1996 18:288
12.20005POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideTue Dec 10 1996 18:2811
12.20006BUSY::SLABBlack No. 1Tue Dec 10 1996 18:3614
12.20007SMURF::WALTERSTue Dec 10 1996 18:381
12.20008BUSY::SLABBlack No. 1Tue Dec 10 1996 18:418
12.20009ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownTue Dec 10 1996 18:422
12.20010NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Dec 10 1996 18:421
12.20011great invention...GAAS::BRAUCHERChampagne SupernovaTue Dec 10 1996 18:455
12.20012BUSY::SLABBlack No. 1Tue Dec 10 1996 18:464
12.20014BRITE::FYFEUse it up, wear it out, make it do, or do without.Tue Dec 10 1996 19:040
12.20015BRITE::FYFEUse it up, wear it out, make it do, or do without.Tue Dec 10 1996 19:058
12.20016SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Tue Dec 10 1996 19:2013
12.20017ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownTue Dec 10 1996 19:324
12.20018CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayTue Dec 10 1996 19:3211
12.20019BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Tue Dec 10 1996 19:357
12.20020BUSY::SLABCandy'O, I need you ...Tue Dec 10 1996 21:238
12.20021POMPY::LESLIEWed Dec 11 1996 05:408
12.20022BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Wed Dec 11 1996 10:014
12.20023CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayWed Dec 11 1996 10:395
12.20024ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownWed Dec 11 1996 11:285
12.20025yourACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownWed Dec 11 1996 11:531
12.20026BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Wed Dec 11 1996 12:189
12.20027POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideWed Dec 11 1996 12:194
12.20028DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Wed Dec 11 1996 12:226
12.20029CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsWed Dec 11 1996 12:325
12.20030GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeWed Dec 11 1996 12:365
12.20031NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Dec 11 1996 12:383
12.20032POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideWed Dec 11 1996 13:033
12.20033SMURF::WALTERSWed Dec 11 1996 13:181
12.20034BUSY::SLABCrackerWed Dec 11 1996 13:378
12.20035CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsWed Dec 11 1996 13:403
12.20036WMOIS::GIROUARD_CWed Dec 11 1996 14:593
12.20037BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Wed Dec 11 1996 15:237
12.20038BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Wed Dec 11 1996 15:236
12.20039SMURF::WALTERSWed Dec 11 1996 16:1316
12.20040BUSY::SLABDILLIGAFWed Dec 11 1996 16:154
12.20041PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Dec 11 1996 16:164
12.20042GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeWed Dec 11 1996 16:256
12.20043NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Dec 11 1996 16:261
12.20044PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Dec 11 1996 16:285
12.20045PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Dec 11 1996 16:293
12.20046GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeWed Dec 11 1996 16:469
12.20047SMURF::WALTERSWed Dec 11 1996 16:521
12.20048dermatologist solutionCOOKIE::MUNNSdaveWed Dec 11 1996 16:572
12.20049NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Dec 11 1996 17:031
12.20050HANNAH::MODICAJourneyman noter, on borrowed time.Wed Dec 11 1996 17:052
12.20051MPGS::WOOLNERYour dinner is in the supermarketWed Dec 11 1996 19:0822
12.20052BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Wed Dec 11 1996 19:113
12.20053MPGS::WOOLNERYour dinner is in the supermarketWed Dec 11 1996 19:1811
12.20054dorksPOWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideWed Dec 11 1996 19:282
12.20055MKOTS3::JMARTINBe A Victor..Not a Victim!Wed Dec 11 1996 19:311
12.20056POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideWed Dec 11 1996 19:374
12.20057BUSY::SLABDo you wanna bang heads with me?Wed Dec 11 1996 19:426
12.20058BUSY::SLABDo you wanna bang heads with me?Wed Dec 11 1996 20:107
12.20059BUSY::SLABDogbert's New Ruling Class: 135KWed Dec 11 1996 21:3116
12.20060POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorWed Dec 11 1996 23:202
12.20061Oh. You said scintilla. Never mind.COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertWed Dec 11 1996 23:245
12.20062pass the banjo...WMOIS::GIROUARD_CThu Dec 12 1996 09:392
12.20063POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideThu Dec 12 1996 11:545
12.20064POMPY::LESLIEThu Dec 12 1996 12:005
12.20065PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BThu Dec 12 1996 12:094
12.20066RUSURE::EDPAlways mount a scratch monkey.Thu Dec 12 1996 12:1613
12.20067POMPY::LESLIEThu Dec 12 1996 12:293
12.20068PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BThu Dec 12 1996 12:317
12.20069POMPY::LESLIEThu Dec 12 1996 12:373
12.20070PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BThu Dec 12 1996 12:398
12.20071ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownThu Dec 12 1996 12:472
12.20072DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Thu Dec 12 1996 13:0713
12.20073ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownThu Dec 12 1996 13:302
12.20074POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorThu Dec 12 1996 13:343
12.20075NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Dec 12 1996 13:3514
12.20076DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Thu Dec 12 1996 13:577
12.20077WMOIS::GIROUARD_CThu Dec 12 1996 14:479
12.20078POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideThu Dec 12 1996 14:495
12.20079WRKSYS::WALLACEhttp://macca.eng.pko.dec.comThu Dec 12 1996 14:511
12.200808^)POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideThu Dec 12 1996 14:565
12.20081NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Dec 12 1996 15:307
12.20082POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorThu Dec 12 1996 15:391
12.20083WMOIS::GIROUARD_CThu Dec 12 1996 15:452
12.20084GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeThu Dec 12 1996 16:274
12.20085POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorThu Dec 12 1996 16:281
12.20086WMOIS::GIROUARD_CThu Dec 12 1996 17:061
12.20087GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeThu Dec 12 1996 17:095
12.20088SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Thu Dec 12 1996 19:081
12.20089GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeThu Dec 12 1996 19:164
12.20090PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BThu Dec 12 1996 19:303
12.20091POWDML::HANGGELIsweet &amp; juicy on the insideThu Dec 12 1996 21:313
12.20092BUSY::SLABAn imagine burning in her mind ...Thu Dec 12 1996 21:383
12.20093GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeFri Dec 13 1996 11:353
12.20094WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjFri Dec 13 1996 11:422
12.20095GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeFri Dec 13 1996 12:368
12.20097ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownFri Dec 13 1996 12:492
12.20096COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertFri Dec 13 1996 12:493
12.20098Somehow, things are funnier on the "dark side"TLE::RALTOBridge to the 21st Lord-a-LeapingFri Dec 13 1996 13:1819
12.20099WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjFri Dec 13 1996 13:433
12.20100BULEAN::BANKSOrthogonality is your friendFri Dec 13 1996 13:588
12.20101WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjFri Dec 13 1996 14:241
12.20102LANDO::OLIVER_Burban camperFri Dec 13 1996 14:271
12.20103WMOIS::GIROUARD_CFri Dec 13 1996 14:543
12.20104MKOTS3::JMARTINBe A Victor..Not a Victim!Fri Dec 13 1996 15:011
12.20105LANDO::OLIVER_Burban camperFri Dec 13 1996 15:061
12.20106MKOTS3::JMARTINBe A Victor..Not a Victim!Fri Dec 13 1996 15:193
12.20107ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownFri Dec 13 1996 15:263
12.20108GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeFri Dec 13 1996 15:325
12.20109GMASEC::KELLYIt's Deja-Vu, All Over AgainFri Dec 13 1996 15:475
12.20110NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Fri Dec 13 1996 15:513
12.20111she's got a christmas cd???????GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeFri Dec 13 1996 15:566
12.20112DEVMKO::SHERKI belong! I got circles overme i'sFri Dec 13 1996 16:167
12.20113WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjFri Dec 13 1996 16:281
12.20114Toronto? Toronto?? <insert head-clearing shake>TLE::RALTOBridge to the 21st Lord-a-LeapingFri Dec 13 1996 16:5516
12.20115DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Fri Dec 13 1996 17:079
12.20116POWDML::HANGGELIRat in trainingFri Dec 13 1996 17:099
12.20117LANDO::OLIVER_Burban camperFri Dec 13 1996 17:101
12.20118WMOIS::GIROUARD_CFri Dec 13 1996 17:153
12.20119...and I'll pay the bucks to go see the movie, sigh.PERFOM::LICEA_KANEwhen it's comin' from the leftFri Dec 13 1996 17:167
12.20120POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorFri Dec 13 1996 17:201
12.20121POWDML::HANGGELIRat in trainingFri Dec 13 1996 17:217
12.20122POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorFri Dec 13 1996 17:503
12.20123WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjFri Dec 13 1996 17:511
12.20124POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorFri Dec 13 1996 17:531
12.20125WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjFri Dec 13 1996 17:531
12.20126ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownFri Dec 13 1996 18:024
12.20127SMARTT::JENNISONWelcome to Patriot NationFri Dec 13 1996 20:0713
12.20128THAT is tortureFABSIX::P_OHALLORANgo mbeanfaigh dia sibhSat Dec 14 1996 03:1512
12.20129it's all in black & white.... the sox management sux!!FABSIX::P_OHALLORANgo mbeanfaigh dia sibhSat Dec 14 1996 03:3710
12.20130BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Sat Dec 14 1996 12:478
12.20131WMOIS::GIROUARD_CMon Dec 16 1996 09:264
12.20132TROOA::TEMPLETONOut at homeMon Dec 16 1996 11:159
12.20133ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownMon Dec 16 1996 11:463
12.20134CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayMon Dec 16 1996 12:217
12.20135SMURF::WALTERSMon Dec 16 1996 12:231
12.20136Red Sox news .... yawn ...BRITE::FYFEUse it up, wear it out, make it do, or do without.Mon Dec 16 1996 12:3614
12.20137MKOTS3::JMARTINBe A Victor..Not a Victim!Mon Dec 16 1996 12:5510
12.20138CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsMon Dec 16 1996 13:001
12.20140GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeMon Dec 16 1996 13:3144
12.20141COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertMon Dec 16 1996 13:326
12.20142BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Mon Dec 16 1996 13:385
12.20143BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Mon Dec 16 1996 13:394
12.20144LANDO::OLIVER_Burban camperMon Dec 16 1996 13:401
12.20145MKOTS3::JMARTINBe A Victor..Not a Victim!Mon Dec 16 1996 13:411
12.20146BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Mon Dec 16 1996 13:495
12.20147BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Mon Dec 16 1996 13:495
12.20148RUSURE::EDPAlways mount a scratch monkey.Mon Dec 16 1996 14:0722
12.20149POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorMon Dec 16 1996 14:102
12.20150BUSY::SLABConsume feces and expireMon Dec 16 1996 15:069
12.20152WMOIS::GIROUARD_CMon Dec 16 1996 15:561
12.20153BUSY::SLABCrackerMon Dec 16 1996 16:0113
12.20154WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjMon Dec 16 1996 16:051
12.20155LANDO::OLIVER_Burban camperMon Dec 16 1996 16:061
12.20156POWDML::HANGGELIsitzprobeMon Dec 16 1996 16:103
12.20157BUSY::SLABCrackerMon Dec 16 1996 16:145
12.20158POWDML::HANGGELIsitzprobeMon Dec 16 1996 16:163
12.20159SMURF::WALTERSMon Dec 16 1996 16:172
12.20160POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorMon Dec 16 1996 16:191
12.20161POWDML::HANGGELIsitzprobeMon Dec 16 1996 16:264
12.20162SMURF::WALTERSMon Dec 16 1996 16:284
12.20163RUSURE::EDPAlways mount a scratch monkey.Mon Dec 16 1996 16:4120
12.20164BUSY::SLABCrash, burn ... when will I learn?Mon Dec 16 1996 16:435
12.20165DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Mon Dec 16 1996 17:195
12.20166ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownMon Dec 16 1996 17:253
12.20167DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Mon Dec 16 1996 17:3118
12.20168SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerMon Dec 16 1996 17:362
12.20169GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeMon Dec 16 1996 17:366
12.20170POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorMon Dec 16 1996 17:373
12.20171DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Mon Dec 16 1996 17:3812
12.20172GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeMon Dec 16 1996 17:387
12.20173BUSY::SLABCrazy Cooter comin' atcha!!Mon Dec 16 1996 17:4010
12.20174POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorMon Dec 16 1996 17:421
12.20175BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Mon Dec 16 1996 17:437
12.20176ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownMon Dec 16 1996 17:462
12.20177POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorMon Dec 16 1996 17:481
12.20178ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownMon Dec 16 1996 17:504
12.20179MKOTS3::JMARTINBe A Victor..Not a Victim!Mon Dec 16 1996 18:149
12.20180DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Mon Dec 16 1996 18:2713
12.20181COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertMon Dec 16 1996 18:2912
12.20182walks like a duckGAAS::BRAUCHERChampagne SupernovaMon Dec 16 1996 18:325
12.20183DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Mon Dec 16 1996 18:4814
12.20184SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerMon Dec 16 1996 18:4813
12.20185ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownMon Dec 16 1996 18:552
12.20186NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Mon Dec 16 1996 18:561
12.20187POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorMon Dec 16 1996 18:571
12.20188POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorMon Dec 16 1996 18:582
12.20189ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownMon Dec 16 1996 19:032
12.20190COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertMon Dec 16 1996 19:063
12.20191ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownMon Dec 16 1996 19:092
12.20192BUSY::SLABDILLIGAFMon Dec 16 1996 19:136
12.20193BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Mon Dec 16 1996 19:166
12.20194SMARTT::JENNISONWelcome to Patriot NationMon Dec 16 1996 19:5215
12.20195USPS::FPRUSSFrank Pruss, 202-232-7347Mon Dec 16 1996 19:532
12.20196POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorMon Dec 16 1996 19:541
12.20197USPS::FPRUSSFrank Pruss, 202-232-7347Mon Dec 16 1996 19:561
12.20198MKOTS3::JMARTINBe A Victor..Not a Victim!Mon Dec 16 1996 19:585
12.20199SMARTT::JENNISONWelcome to Patriot NationMon Dec 16 1996 20:004
12.20200BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Tue Dec 17 1996 03:033
12.20201WMOIS::GIROUARD_CTue Dec 17 1996 09:275
12.20202WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjTue Dec 17 1996 11:1219
12.20203CSC32::M_EVANSbe the villageTue Dec 17 1996 11:386
12.20204Overcast BluesYIELD::BARBIERITue Dec 17 1996 11:5823
12.20205CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsTue Dec 17 1996 12:319
12.20206DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Tue Dec 17 1996 12:3216
12.20207CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayTue Dec 17 1996 12:4813
12.20208LANDO::OLIVER_Burban camperTue Dec 17 1996 13:077
12.20209SMURF::WALTERSTue Dec 17 1996 13:081
12.20210LANDO::OLIVER_Burban camperTue Dec 17 1996 13:123
12.20211WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjTue Dec 17 1996 13:331
12.20212POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorTue Dec 17 1996 13:363
12.20213MKOTS3::JMARTINBe A Victor..Not a Victim!Tue Dec 17 1996 14:045
12.20214OHFSS1::POMEROYTue Dec 17 1996 14:047
12.20215POMPY::LESLIETue Dec 17 1996 14:079
12.20216BULEAN::BANKSOrthogonality is your friendTue Dec 17 1996 14:115
12.20217POMPY::LESLIETue Dec 17 1996 14:131
12.20218imagination racing through the possibilities...GAAS::BRAUCHERChampagne SupernovaTue Dec 17 1996 14:164
12.20219SMURF::WALTERSTue Dec 17 1996 14:171
12.20220GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeTue Dec 17 1996 15:1217
12.20221BUSY::SLABDuster :== idiot driver magnetTue Dec 17 1996 15:184
12.20222EVMS::MORONEYThe Thing in the Basement.Tue Dec 17 1996 15:265
12.20223BUSY::SLABEnjoy what you doTue Dec 17 1996 15:315
12.20224BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Tue Dec 17 1996 15:527
12.20225BUSY::SLABEnjoy what you doTue Dec 17 1996 16:083
12.20226BUSY::SLABEnjoy what you doTue Dec 17 1996 16:086
12.20227MKOTS3::JMARTINBe A Victor..Not a Victim!Tue Dec 17 1996 16:236
12.20228WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjTue Dec 17 1996 16:292
12.20229POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorTue Dec 17 1996 16:301
12.20230LANDO::OLIVER_Burban camperTue Dec 17 1996 16:321
12.20231GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeTue Dec 17 1996 16:559
12.20232BUSY::SLABErin go braghlessTue Dec 17 1996 16:573
12.20233COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertTue Dec 17 1996 17:125
12.20234SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerTue Dec 17 1996 17:135
12.20235CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsTue Dec 17 1996 17:174
12.20236BUSY::SLABErin go braghlessTue Dec 17 1996 17:224
12.20237POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorTue Dec 17 1996 17:272
12.20238double negatived!EVMS::MORONEYThe Thing in the Basement.Tue Dec 17 1996 17:455
12.20239WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjTue Dec 17 1996 17:492
12.20240PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BTue Dec 17 1996 17:513
12.20241SMURF::WALTERSTue Dec 17 1996 17:542
12.20242POWDML::HANGGELIsitzprobeTue Dec 17 1996 18:273
12.20243BUSY::SLABForeplay? What's that?Tue Dec 17 1996 20:157
12.20244CSC32::M_EVANSbe the villageTue Dec 17 1996 20:198
12.20245TROOA::BUTKOVICHeschew obfuscationTue Dec 17 1996 20:411
12.20246BUSY::SLABForeplay? What's that?Tue Dec 17 1996 20:585
12.20247First Time In AwhileYIELD::BARBIERITue Dec 17 1996 22:213
12.20248BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Wed Dec 18 1996 02:5010
12.20249Great StuffUSPS::FPRUSSFrank Pruss, 202-232-7347Wed Dec 18 1996 02:593
12.20250SCASS1::BARBER_Abang bang you're deadWed Dec 18 1996 04:581
12.20251POMPY::LESLIEWed Dec 18 1996 08:417
12.20252ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownWed Dec 18 1996 11:164
12.20253WMOIS::GIROUARD_CWed Dec 18 1996 11:221
12.20254ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownWed Dec 18 1996 11:294
12.20255ACISS2::LEECHTerminal PhilosophyWed Dec 18 1996 11:433
12.20256SmithCOVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertWed Dec 18 1996 11:431
12.20257SMURF::WALTERSWed Dec 18 1996 11:452
12.20258GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeWed Dec 18 1996 11:476
12.20259BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Wed Dec 18 1996 11:508
12.20260BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Wed Dec 18 1996 11:5210
12.20261SMURF::WALTERSWed Dec 18 1996 12:027
12.20262BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Wed Dec 18 1996 12:075
12.20263NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Dec 18 1996 12:214
12.20264http://www.lego.com/PERFOM::LICEA_KANEwhen it's comin' from the leftWed Dec 18 1996 12:258
12.20265DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Wed Dec 18 1996 12:474
12.20266Another beautiful not a sky in the cloud day....PERFOM::LICEA_KANEwhen it's comin' from the leftWed Dec 18 1996 12:504
12.20267DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Wed Dec 18 1996 12:544
12.20268ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownWed Dec 18 1996 13:012
12.20269A half-full view of the sky....PERFOM::LICEA_KANEwhen it's comin' from the leftWed Dec 18 1996 13:2019
12.20270BUSY::SLABGo Go Gophers watch them go go go!Wed Dec 18 1996 13:219
12.20271SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerWed Dec 18 1996 14:0315
12.20272ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownWed Dec 18 1996 14:102
12.20273SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerWed Dec 18 1996 14:168
12.20274BUSY::SLABGood Heavens,Commander,what DID you do?Wed Dec 18 1996 14:225
12.20275WMOIS::GIROUARD_CWed Dec 18 1996 14:361
12.20276WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjWed Dec 18 1996 15:073
12.20277POMPY::LESLIEWed Dec 18 1996 15:132
12.20278BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Wed Dec 18 1996 15:466
12.20279SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Wed Dec 18 1996 15:558
12.20280WMOIS::GIROUARD_CWed Dec 18 1996 16:236
12.20281GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeWed Dec 18 1996 16:527
12.20282MILPND::CLARK_DWed Dec 18 1996 17:034
12.20283LANDO::OLIVER_Burban camperWed Dec 18 1996 17:061
12.20284POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorWed Dec 18 1996 17:061
12.20285WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjWed Dec 18 1996 17:072
12.20286CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsWed Dec 18 1996 17:087
12.20287POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorWed Dec 18 1996 17:112
12.20288POWDML::HANGGELIsitzprobeWed Dec 18 1996 17:143
12.20289LANDO::OLIVER_Burban camperWed Dec 18 1996 17:151
12.20290WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjWed Dec 18 1996 17:171
12.20291WMOIS::CONNELLBe careful. We have boxes.Wed Dec 18 1996 17:1911
12.20292ASIC::RANDOLPHTom R. N1OOQWed Dec 18 1996 17:212
12.20293SMARTT::JENNISONGod and sinners, reconciledWed Dec 18 1996 17:2316
12.20294POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorWed Dec 18 1996 17:262
12.20295SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerWed Dec 18 1996 17:2611
12.20296OHFSS1::POMEROYWed Dec 18 1996 17:343
12.20297passed me byGAAS::BRAUCHERChampagne SupernovaWed Dec 18 1996 17:375
12.20298POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorWed Dec 18 1996 17:404
12.20299The claw is my master....PERFOM::LICEA_KANEwhen it's comin' from the leftWed Dec 18 1996 17:4011
12.20300SMARTT::JENNISONGod and sinners, reconciledWed Dec 18 1996 17:404
12.20301BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Wed Dec 18 1996 17:558
12.20302BUSY::SLABch-ch-ch-ch-ha-ha-ha-haWed Dec 18 1996 17:5816
12.20303BUSY::SLABch-ch-ch-ch-ha-ha-ha-haWed Dec 18 1996 17:587
12.20304DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Wed Dec 18 1996 18:014
12.20305LANDO::OLIVER_Burban camperWed Dec 18 1996 18:011
12.20306CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsWed Dec 18 1996 18:021
12.20307POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorWed Dec 18 1996 18:041
12.20308CSC32::M_EVANSbe the villageWed Dec 18 1996 18:195
12.20309NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Dec 18 1996 18:222
12.20310BUSY::SLABch-ch-ch-ch-ha-ha-ha-haWed Dec 18 1996 18:263
12.20311LANDO::OLIVER_Burban camperWed Dec 18 1996 18:271
12.20312PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Dec 18 1996 18:323
12.20313lucky manCSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayWed Dec 18 1996 18:464
12.20314SCASS1::BARBER_Abang bang you're deadWed Dec 18 1996 21:513
12.20315WMOIS::GIROUARD_CThu Dec 19 1996 09:415
12.20316ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownThu Dec 19 1996 11:302
12.20317GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeThu Dec 19 1996 11:4210
12.20318CSC32::M_EVANSbe the villageThu Dec 19 1996 11:543
12.20319CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayThu Dec 19 1996 11:577
12.20320HANNAH::MODICAJourneyman noter, on borrowed time.Thu Dec 19 1996 11:574
12.20321My electric bill is going to go through the roof.ACISS2::LEECHTerminal PhilosophyThu Dec 19 1996 11:582
12.20322CSC32::M_EVANSbe the villageThu Dec 19 1996 12:037
12.20323HANNAH::MODICAJourneyman noter, on borrowed time.Thu Dec 19 1996 12:063
12.20324ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownThu Dec 19 1996 12:072
12.20325ACISS1::SCHELTERThu Dec 19 1996 12:094
12.20326CSC32::M_EVANSbe the villageThu Dec 19 1996 12:107
12.20327NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Dec 19 1996 12:163
12.20328PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BThu Dec 19 1996 12:184
12.20329COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertThu Dec 19 1996 12:252
12.20330NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Dec 19 1996 12:282
12.20331ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownThu Dec 19 1996 12:292
12.20332CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsThu Dec 19 1996 12:303
12.20333NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Dec 19 1996 12:311
12.20334POMPY::LESLIEThu Dec 19 1996 12:391
12.20335CSC32::M_EVANSbe the villageThu Dec 19 1996 13:078
12.20336CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsThu Dec 19 1996 13:193
12.20337BUSY::SLABAfterbirth of a NationThu Dec 19 1996 13:225
12.20338BULEAN::BANKSOrthogonality is your friendThu Dec 19 1996 13:231
12.20339BUSY::SLABAfterbirth of a NationThu Dec 19 1996 13:244
12.20340BULEAN::BANKSOrthogonality is your friendThu Dec 19 1996 13:251
12.20341COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertThu Dec 19 1996 13:251
12.20342BULEAN::BANKSOrthogonality is your friendThu Dec 19 1996 13:272
12.20343NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Dec 19 1996 13:301
12.20344BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Thu Dec 19 1996 13:345
12.20345NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Dec 19 1996 13:351
12.20346BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Thu Dec 19 1996 13:361
12.20347BUSY::SLABAfterbirth of a NationThu Dec 19 1996 13:475
12.20348GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeThu Dec 19 1996 15:016
12.20349CSC32::M_EVANSbe the villageThu Dec 19 1996 15:307
12.20350SMURF::WALTERSThu Dec 19 1996 15:351
12.20351WMOIS::GIROUARD_CThu Dec 19 1996 15:561
12.20352SCASS1::BARBER_Abang bang you're deadFri Dec 20 1996 03:223
12.20353SMARTT::JENNISONGod and sinners, reconciledFri Dec 20 1996 12:4513
12.20354HANNAH::MODICAJourneyman noter, on borrowed time.Fri Dec 20 1996 14:3913
12.20355BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Fri Dec 20 1996 14:541
12.20356SSDEVO::RALSTONK=tc^2Fri Dec 20 1996 15:402
12.20357POMPY::LESLIEFri Dec 20 1996 15:401
12.20358ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownFri Dec 20 1996 15:412
12.20359POMPY::LESLIEFri Dec 20 1996 15:422
12.20360SSDEVO::RALSTONK=tc^2Fri Dec 20 1996 15:423
12.20361TROOA::TEMPLETONOut at homeFri Dec 20 1996 15:5510
12.20362POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorFri Dec 20 1996 15:573
12.20363ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownFri Dec 20 1996 16:073
12.20364POWDML::HANGGELImouth responsibilityFri Dec 20 1996 16:085
12.20365ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownFri Dec 20 1996 16:093
12.20366:-)TROOA::TEMPLETONOut at homeFri Dec 20 1996 16:187
12.20367BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Fri Dec 20 1996 16:183
12.20368POWDML::HANGGELImouth responsibilityFri Dec 20 1996 16:435
12.20369SMURF::WALTERSFri Dec 20 1996 16:441
12.20370ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownFri Dec 20 1996 16:482
12.20371POWDML::HANGGELImouth responsibilityFri Dec 20 1996 16:495
12.20372ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownFri Dec 20 1996 16:503
12.20373SMURF::WALTERSFri Dec 20 1996 16:514
12.20374WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjFri Dec 20 1996 17:001
12.20375GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeFri Dec 20 1996 17:485
12.20376GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeFri Dec 20 1996 17:569
12.20377ACISS2::LEECHTerminal PhilosophyFri Dec 20 1996 19:093
12.20378I have no opinionHANNAH::MODICAJourneyman noter, on borrowed time.Mon Dec 23 1996 11:134
12.20379POMPY::LESLIEMon Dec 23 1996 11:187
12.20380WMOIS::GIROUARD_CMon Dec 23 1996 11:221
12.20381POMPY::LESLIEMon Dec 23 1996 11:243
12.20382BULEAN::BANKSOrthogonality is your friendMon Dec 23 1996 11:309
12.20383GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeMon Dec 23 1996 11:449
12.20384ASIC::RANDOLPHTom R. N1OOQMon Dec 23 1996 11:544
12.20385WMOIS::GIROUARD_CMon Dec 23 1996 11:552
12.20386HANNAH::MODICAJourneyman noter, on borrowed time.Mon Dec 23 1996 12:0015
12.20387SMARTT::JENNISONGod and sinners, reconciledMon Dec 23 1996 12:1213
12.20388POMPY::LESLIEMon Dec 23 1996 12:181
12.20389GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeMon Dec 23 1996 12:4310
12.20390Why I'm looking glum todayPOMPY::LESLIEMon Dec 23 1996 12:5550
12.20391MKOTS3::JMARTINEbonics Is Not ApplyMon Dec 23 1996 14:424
12.20392WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjMon Dec 23 1996 14:455
12.20393DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Mon Dec 23 1996 14:489
12.20394WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjMon Dec 23 1996 16:513
12.20395LANDO::OLIVER_Burban camperMon Dec 23 1996 16:551
12.20396COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertMon Dec 23 1996 16:561
12.20397SMURF::WALTERSMon Dec 23 1996 16:572
12.20398SUBSYS::NEUMYERBorn to boogieMon Dec 23 1996 17:056
12.20399PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BMon Dec 23 1996 17:183
12.20400WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjMon Dec 23 1996 17:194
12.20401I think there's a pork roast for Christmas DayCOVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertMon Dec 23 1996 17:214
12.20402SMURF::WALTERSMon Dec 23 1996 17:364
12.20403WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjMon Dec 23 1996 17:385
12.20404LANDO::OLIVER_Burban camperMon Dec 23 1996 17:401
12.20405PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BMon Dec 23 1996 17:409
12.20406SMURF::WALTERSMon Dec 23 1996 17:471
12.20407WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjMon Dec 23 1996 17:503
12.20408SMURF::WALTERSMon Dec 23 1996 17:511
12.20410PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BMon Dec 23 1996 18:044
12.20411ACISS2::LEECHTerminal PhilosophyMon Dec 23 1996 18:137
12.20412Course, I could be wrong.ACISS1::SCHELTERMon Dec 23 1996 18:206
12.20413BULEAN::BANKSOrthogonality is your friendMon Dec 23 1996 18:213
12.20414PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BMon Dec 23 1996 18:239
12.20415LANDO::OLIVER_Burban camperMon Dec 23 1996 18:241
12.20416PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BMon Dec 23 1996 18:278
12.20417LANDO::OLIVER_Burban camperMon Dec 23 1996 18:392
12.20418PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BMon Dec 23 1996 18:413
12.20419ACISS1::SCHELTERMon Dec 23 1996 19:055
12.20420POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorMon Dec 23 1996 19:101
12.20421ACISS1::SCHELTERMon Dec 23 1996 19:284
12.20422CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayTue Dec 24 1996 11:3710
12.20423BULEAN::BANKSOrthogonality is your friendTue Dec 24 1996 11:413
12.20424Better than a demo derby video gameTLE::RALTOBridge to the 21st Mice PieTue Dec 24 1996 13:0721
12.20425BUSY::SLABExit light ... enter nightTue Dec 24 1996 13:485
12.20426CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayTue Dec 24 1996 13:577
12.20427MKOTS3::JMARTINEbonics Is Not ApplyTue Dec 24 1996 14:463
12.20428SMARTT::JENNISONGod and sinners, reconciledTue Dec 24 1996 14:4720
12.20429CSC32::M_EVANSbe the villageTue Dec 24 1996 15:2111
12.20430NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Dec 24 1996 15:303
12.20431CSC32::M_EVANSbe the villageTue Dec 24 1996 15:334
12.20432Throw in a little Poppin' Fresh for good measureTLE::RALTOBridge to the 21st Mice PieTue Dec 24 1996 15:5113
12.20433ASIC::RANDOLPHTom R. N1OOQTue Dec 24 1996 16:337
12.20434BULEAN::BANKSOrthogonality is your friendTue Dec 24 1996 16:437
12.20435BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Tue Dec 24 1996 16:441
12.20436MKOTS3::JMARTINEbonics Is Not ApplyTue Dec 24 1996 16:493
12.20437COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertTue Dec 24 1996 17:041
12.20438BULEAN::BANKSOrthogonality is your friendTue Dec 24 1996 17:075
12.20439Perception Par ExcellenceYIELD::BARBIERITue Dec 24 1996 18:0416
12.20440BUSY::SLABForm feed = &lt;ctrl&gt;v &lt;ctrl&gt;lTue Dec 24 1996 18:118
12.20441CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayThu Dec 26 1996 01:2312
12.20442BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Thu Dec 26 1996 10:473
12.20443ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownThu Dec 26 1996 13:462
12.20444ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownThu Dec 26 1996 13:482
12.20445BUSY::SLABAnd one of us is left to carry on.Thu Dec 26 1996 13:483
12.20446ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownThu Dec 26 1996 13:503
12.20447MKOTS3::JMARTINEbonics Is Not ApplyThu Dec 26 1996 14:024
12.20448CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsThu Dec 26 1996 14:031
12.20449MKOTS3::JMARTINEbonics Is Not ApplyThu Dec 26 1996 14:136
12.20450SBUOA::GUILLERMOBut the world still goes round and roundThu Dec 26 1996 15:206
12.20451HANNAH::MODICAJourneyman noter, on borrowed time.Thu Dec 26 1996 15:244
12.20452POMPY::LESLIEFri Dec 27 1996 06:505
12.20453Works for meSHRCTR::PJOHNSONVaya con huevos.Fri Dec 27 1996 09:485
12.20454WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjFri Dec 27 1996 13:1112
12.20455HANNAH::MODICAJourneyman noter, on borrowed time.Fri Dec 27 1996 13:136
12.20456COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertFri Dec 27 1996 13:1811
12.20457WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjFri Dec 27 1996 13:237
12.20458Try this, maybe?GOJIRA::JESSOPFri Dec 27 1996 13:4218
12.20459POWDML::HANGGELImouth responsibilityFri Dec 27 1996 13:4412
12.20460COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertFri Dec 27 1996 13:453
12.20461POWDML::HANGGELImouth responsibilityFri Dec 27 1996 13:504
12.20462WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjFri Dec 27 1996 13:524
12.20463GOJIRA::JESSOPFri Dec 27 1996 13:5210
12.20464WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjFri Dec 27 1996 13:531
12.20465Can't remember... Your vet might know, too...GOJIRA::JESSOPFri Dec 27 1996 13:534
12.20466BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Fri Dec 27 1996 13:558
12.20467GOJIRA::JESSOPFri Dec 27 1996 13:554
12.20468COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertFri Dec 27 1996 13:571
12.20469BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Fri Dec 27 1996 14:025
12.20470BUSY::SLABCareer Opportunity Week at DECFri Dec 27 1996 14:0213
12.20471BUSY::SLABCareer Opportunity Week at DECFri Dec 27 1996 14:033
12.20472BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Fri Dec 27 1996 14:0410
12.20473CSC32::M_EVANSbe the villageFri Dec 27 1996 14:2414
12.20474GOJIRA::JESSOPFri Dec 27 1996 14:275
12.20475MKOTS3::JMARTINEbonics Is Not ApplyFri Dec 27 1996 14:288
12.20476BUSY::SLABCatch you later!!Fri Dec 27 1996 14:313
12.20477GOJIRA::JESSOPFri Dec 27 1996 14:331
12.20478bwah hah hah... like I should talk...GOJIRA::JESSOPFri Dec 27 1996 14:332
12.20479BUSY::SLABCatch you later!!Fri Dec 27 1996 14:363
12.20480COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertFri Dec 27 1996 14:433
12.20481POWDML::HANGGELImouth responsibilityFri Dec 27 1996 14:453
12.20482ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownFri Dec 27 1996 14:486
12.20483COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertFri Dec 27 1996 14:513
12.20484CSC32::M_EVANSbe the villageFri Dec 27 1996 15:2113
12.20485GOJIRA::JESSOPFri Dec 27 1996 15:392
12.20486BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Fri Dec 27 1996 15:581
12.20487HANNAH::MODICAJourneyman noter, on borrowed time.Mon Dec 30 1996 12:414
12.20488GOOEY::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Mon Dec 30 1996 13:174
12.20489ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownMon Dec 30 1996 13:395
12.20490SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerMon Dec 30 1996 13:4313
12.20491GOOEY::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Mon Dec 30 1996 13:554
12.20492SMURF::WALTERSMon Dec 30 1996 14:021
12.20493ACISS1::SCHELTERMon Dec 30 1996 14:125
12.20494ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownMon Dec 30 1996 14:146
12.20495ASIC::RANDOLPHTom R. N1OOQMon Dec 30 1996 15:283
12.20496BUSY::SLABDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Mon Dec 30 1996 15:583
12.20497GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeMon Dec 30 1996 16:3712
12.20498BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Mon Dec 30 1996 16:492
12.20499GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeMon Dec 30 1996 16:517
12.20500CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayMon Dec 30 1996 16:524
12.20501DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Mon Dec 30 1996 17:047
12.20502ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownMon Dec 30 1996 17:072
12.20503BUSY::SLABDuster :== idiot driver magnetMon Dec 30 1996 17:095
12.20504BULEAN::BANKSOrthogonality is your friendMon Dec 30 1996 19:248
12.20505BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Mon Dec 30 1996 21:269
12.20506POMPY::LESLIETue Dec 31 1996 06:352
12.20507ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownTue Dec 31 1996 11:352
12.20508NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Dec 31 1996 12:241
12.20509CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayTue Dec 31 1996 12:486
12.20510CSC32::M_EVANSbe the villageTue Dec 31 1996 12:595
12.20511all of our customer service representatives are busyWAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjTue Dec 31 1996 16:002
12.20512GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeTue Dec 31 1996 16:0111
12.20513BUSY::SLABGood Heavens,Commander,what DID you do?Tue Dec 31 1996 16:028
12.20514DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Tue Dec 31 1996 16:486
12.20515GOJIRA::JESSOPTue Dec 31 1996 16:481
12.20516ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownTue Dec 31 1996 17:193
12.20517BULEAN::BANKSOrthogonality is your friendTue Dec 31 1996 17:339
12.20518CSC32::M_EVANSbe the villageTue Dec 31 1996 17:415
12.20519CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayTue Dec 31 1996 19:5616
12.20520CSC32::M_EVANSbe the villageWed Jan 01 1997 17:546
12.20521CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayWed Jan 01 1997 19:165
12.20522BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Wed Jan 01 1997 20:331
12.20523POMPY::LESLIEThu Jan 02 1997 06:4111
12.20524GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeThu Jan 02 1997 12:0513
12.20525Sitting here tingling...POMPY::LESLIEThu Jan 02 1997 12:081
12.20526POWDML::HANGGELImouth responsibilityThu Jan 02 1997 12:143
12.20527DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Thu Jan 02 1997 12:266
12.20528GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeThu Jan 02 1997 12:287
12.20529GOJIRA::JESSOPThu Jan 02 1997 12:284
12.20530DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Thu Jan 02 1997 13:544
12.20531RUSURE::EDPAlways mount a scratch monkey.Thu Jan 02 1997 13:5612
12.20532DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Thu Jan 02 1997 13:578
12.20533RUSURE::EDPAlways mount a scratch monkey.Thu Jan 02 1997 13:5914
12.20534POMPY::LESLIEThu Jan 02 1997 14:004
12.20535BUSY::SLABBasket CaseThu Jan 02 1997 14:328
12.20536ASIC::RANDOLPHTom R. N1OOQThu Jan 02 1997 15:0912
12.20537POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorThu Jan 02 1997 16:312
12.20538BUSY::SLABBlack No. 1Thu Jan 02 1997 16:408
12.20539POWDML::HANGGELImouth responsibilityThu Jan 02 1997 16:594
12.20540LANDO::OLIVER_Bready to begin againThu Jan 02 1997 17:001
12.20541HANNAH::MODICAJourneyman noter, on borrowed time.Thu Jan 02 1997 17:026
12.20542WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjThu Jan 02 1997 17:022
12.20543GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeThu Jan 02 1997 17:479
12.20544POWDML::HANGGELImouth responsibilityThu Jan 02 1997 17:493
12.20545GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeThu Jan 02 1997 18:024
12.20546POWDML::HANGGELImouth responsibilityThu Jan 02 1997 18:054
12.20547GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeFri Jan 03 1997 11:436
12.20548BULEAN::BANKSOrthogonality is your friendFri Jan 03 1997 11:525
12.20549ASIC::RANDOLPHTom R. N1OOQFri Jan 03 1997 11:5610
12.20550CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayFri Jan 03 1997 12:017
12.20551GOJIRA::JESSOPFri Jan 03 1997 12:2215
12.20552SMART2::JENNISONGod and sinners, reconciledFri Jan 03 1997 12:2913
12.20553CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayFri Jan 03 1997 12:3010
12.20554ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownFri Jan 03 1997 12:422
12.20555SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerFri Jan 03 1997 13:135
12.20556CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsFri Jan 03 1997 13:2225
12.20557MKOTS3::JMARTINEbonics Is Not ApplyFri Jan 03 1997 13:381
12.20558BUSY::SLABCrash, burn ... when will I learn?Fri Jan 03 1997 13:505
12.20559GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeFri Jan 03 1997 14:446
12.20560NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Fri Jan 03 1997 14:531
12.20561CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayFri Jan 03 1997 14:554
12.20562BUSY::SLABCrazy Cooter comin' atcha!!Fri Jan 03 1997 15:045
12.20563SCASS1::BARBER_AAre you happy now?Fri Jan 03 1997 15:068
12.20564BUSY::SLABCrazy Cooter comin' atcha!!Fri Jan 03 1997 15:085
12.20565CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayFri Jan 03 1997 15:133
12.20566SCASS1::BARBER_AAre you happy now?Fri Jan 03 1997 15:173
12.20567ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownFri Jan 03 1997 15:174
12.20568SCASS1::BARBER_AAre you happy now?Fri Jan 03 1997 15:181
12.20569GOJIRA::JESSOPFri Jan 03 1997 15:406
12.20570POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorFri Jan 03 1997 15:512
12.20571ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownFri Jan 03 1997 15:533
12.20572POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorFri Jan 03 1997 15:561
12.20573ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownFri Jan 03 1997 16:093
12.20574POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorFri Jan 03 1997 16:121
12.20575POWDML::HANGGELImouth responsibilityFri Jan 03 1997 16:123
12.20576ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownFri Jan 03 1997 16:142
12.20577CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayFri Jan 03 1997 16:284
12.20578ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownFri Jan 03 1997 16:322
12.20579POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorFri Jan 03 1997 16:341
12.20580GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeFri Jan 03 1997 16:4810
12.20581ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownFri Jan 03 1997 16:522
12.20582ASIC::RANDOLPHTom R. N1OOQFri Jan 03 1997 18:2810
12.20583COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertFri Jan 03 1997 18:384
12.20584SMART2::JENNISONGod and sinners, reconciledFri Jan 03 1997 18:394
12.20585BUSY::SLABDo you wanna bang heads with me?Fri Jan 03 1997 18:408
12.20586COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertFri Jan 03 1997 18:404
12.20587SMURF::WALTERSFri Jan 03 1997 18:411
12.20588BUSY::SLABDo you wanna bang heads with me?Fri Jan 03 1997 18:413
12.20589NETRIX::thomasThe Code WarriorFri Jan 03 1997 18:421
12.20590WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjFri Jan 03 1997 18:431
12.20591ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownFri Jan 03 1997 18:462
12.20592LANDO::OLIVER_Bready to begin againFri Jan 03 1997 18:521
12.20593GOJIRA::JESSOPFri Jan 03 1997 19:016
12.20594CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayFri Jan 03 1997 19:023
12.20595POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorFri Jan 03 1997 19:031
12.20596DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Fri Jan 03 1997 19:044
12.20597POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorFri Jan 03 1997 19:073
12.20598CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayFri Jan 03 1997 19:089
12.20599Slides, handouts, samples, where does it lead?COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertFri Jan 03 1997 19:095
12.20600PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BFri Jan 03 1997 19:113
12.20601CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayFri Jan 03 1997 19:143
12.20602POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorFri Jan 03 1997 19:141
12.20603CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayFri Jan 03 1997 19:199
12.20604GOJIRA::JESSOPFri Jan 03 1997 19:201
12.20605POWDML::HANGGELImouth responsibilityFri Jan 03 1997 19:203
12.20606CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayFri Jan 03 1997 19:2710
12.20607POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorFri Jan 03 1997 19:303
12.20608POMPY::LESLIEMon Jan 06 1997 07:306
12.20609WMOIS::GIROUARD_CMon Jan 06 1997 10:025
12.20610FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Mon Jan 06 1997 10:1413
12.20611WMOIS::GIROUARD_CMon Jan 06 1997 10:482
12.20612POMPY::LESLIEMon Jan 06 1997 10:581
12.20613WMOIS::GIROUARD_CMon Jan 06 1997 11:191
12.20614POMPY::LESLIEMon Jan 06 1997 11:223
12.20615WMOIS::GIROUARD_CMon Jan 06 1997 11:581
12.20617POMPY::LESLIEMon Jan 06 1997 12:152
12.20618BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Mon Jan 06 1997 12:167
12.20619COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertMon Jan 06 1997 12:212
12.20620POMPY::LESLIEMon Jan 06 1997 12:222
12.20621CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayMon Jan 06 1997 12:3211
12.20622CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayMon Jan 06 1997 12:3316
12.20623POMPY::LESLIEMon Jan 06 1997 12:341
12.20624POMPY::LESLIEMon Jan 06 1997 12:355
12.20625WMOIS::GIROUARD_CMon Jan 06 1997 12:391
12.20626BIGHOG::PERCIVALI'm the NRA,USPSA/IPSC,NROI-ROMon Jan 06 1997 12:489
12.20627ACISS2::LEECHTerminal PhilosophyMon Jan 06 1997 12:543
12.20628BRAT::CURRANMon Jan 06 1997 13:137
12.20629SMART2::JENNISONGod and sinners, reconciledMon Jan 06 1997 13:204
12.20630POMPY::LESLIEMon Jan 06 1997 13:221
12.20631LANDO::OLIVER_Bready to begin againMon Jan 06 1997 13:231
12.20632lingeaux...GAAS::BRAUCHERChampagne SupernovaMon Jan 06 1997 13:304
12.20633BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Mon Jan 06 1997 13:477
12.20634BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Mon Jan 06 1997 14:246
12.20635CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsMon Jan 06 1997 14:271
12.20636CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayMon Jan 06 1997 14:403
12.20637CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayMon Jan 06 1997 15:5016
12.20638POWDML::HANGGELImouth responsibilityMon Jan 06 1997 15:564
12.20639CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayMon Jan 06 1997 15:573
12.20640BUSY::SLABExit light ... enter nightMon Jan 06 1997 16:1014
12.20641MKOTS3::JMARTINEbonics Is Not ApplyMon Jan 06 1997 16:282
12.20642CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayMon Jan 06 1997 16:304
12.20643SMART2::JENNISONGod and sinners, reconciledMon Jan 06 1997 16:516
12.20644SMURF::WALTERSMon Jan 06 1997 16:521
12.20645NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Mon Jan 06 1997 16:561
12.20646ACISS2::LEECHTerminal PhilosophyMon Jan 06 1997 17:3862
12.20647BUSY::SLABForeplay? What's that?Mon Jan 06 1997 17:424
12.20648ACISS2::LEECHTerminal PhilosophyMon Jan 06 1997 17:582
12.20649NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Mon Jan 06 1997 18:023
12.20650LANDO::OLIVER_Bready to begin againMon Jan 06 1997 18:093
12.20651SMART2::JENNISONGod and sinners, reconciledMon Jan 06 1997 18:105
12.20652I am impressedHANNAH::MODICAJourneyman noter, on borrowed time.Mon Jan 06 1997 18:109
12.20653WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjMon Jan 06 1997 18:111
12.20654ACISS2::LEECHTerminal PhilosophyMon Jan 06 1997 18:143
12.20655LANDO::OLIVER_Bready to begin againMon Jan 06 1997 18:213
12.20656HANNAH::MODICAJourneyman noter, on borrowed time.Mon Jan 06 1997 18:307
12.20657SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Mon Jan 06 1997 18:488
12.20658BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Mon Jan 06 1997 18:501
12.20659POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorMon Jan 06 1997 18:521
12.20660POWDML::HANGGELImouth responsibilityMon Jan 06 1997 19:213
12.20661SMART2::JENNISONGod and sinners, reconciledMon Jan 06 1997 19:257
12.20662SCASS1::BARBER_AAre you happy now?Tue Jan 07 1997 02:458
12.20663POMPY::LESLIEDigital: the ohm of futile resistanceTue Jan 07 1997 05:313
12.20664Confused.GOJIRA::JESSOPTue Jan 07 1997 12:0721
12.20665so what ?GAAS::BRAUCHERChampagne SupernovaTue Jan 07 1997 12:2216
12.20666GOJIRA::JESSOPTue Jan 07 1997 12:4814
12.20667Blind folded driving KERNEL::FREKESLike a thief in the nightTue Jan 07 1997 13:1529
12.20668ASIC::RANDOLPHTom R. N1OOQTue Jan 07 1997 13:1711
12.20669BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Tue Jan 07 1997 13:483
12.20670MPGS::WOOLNERYour dinner is in the supermarketTue Jan 07 1997 14:0311
12.20671GOJIRA::JESSOPTue Jan 07 1997 14:1511
12.20672BUSY::SLABGreat baby! Delicious!!Tue Jan 07 1997 14:177
12.20673The thought did cross my mindKERNEL::FREKESLike a thief in the nightTue Jan 07 1997 14:4311
12.20674MPGS::WOOLNERYour dinner is in the supermarketTue Jan 07 1997 14:444
12.20675PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BTue Jan 07 1997 14:459
12.20676no wonderKERNEL::FREKESLike a thief in the nightTue Jan 07 1997 14:5311
12.20677PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BTue Jan 07 1997 14:5611
12.20678POWDML::HANGGELImouth responsibilityTue Jan 07 1997 14:586
12.20679GOJIRA::JESSOPTue Jan 07 1997 15:015
12.20680POWDML::HANGGELImouth responsibilityTue Jan 07 1997 15:024
12.20681PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BTue Jan 07 1997 15:036
12.20682<perk>POWDML::HANGGELImouth responsibilityTue Jan 07 1997 15:042
12.20683LANDO::OLIVER_Bready to begin againTue Jan 07 1997 15:041
12.20684CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayTue Jan 07 1997 15:1015
12.20685BUSY::SLABA cross upon her bedroom wall ...Tue Jan 07 1997 15:345
12.20686warning: tearful story ahead 8,(TROOA::BUTKOVICHoski wee wee, oski wah wahTue Jan 07 1997 16:07103
12.20687BUSY::SLABA cross upon her bedroom wall ...Tue Jan 07 1997 16:143
12.20688MPGS::WOOLNERYour dinner is in the supermarketTue Jan 07 1997 16:2510
12.20689DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Tue Jan 07 1997 16:2916
12.20690SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Tue Jan 07 1997 16:334
12.20691BUSY::SLABA Momentary Lapse of ReasonTue Jan 07 1997 17:1311
12.20692BUSY::SLABA Momentary Lapse of ReasonTue Jan 07 1997 17:1510
12.20693fortunately, he's now marriedEVMS::MORONEYSYS$BOOM_BAHTue Jan 07 1997 17:172
12.20694NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Jan 07 1997 17:184
12.20695monsters were rated in toughness by hit diceEVMS::MORONEYSYS$BOOM_BAHTue Jan 07 1997 17:191
12.20696BUSY::SLABA Momentary Lapse of ReasonTue Jan 07 1997 17:205
12.20697LANDO::OLIVER_Bready to begin againTue Jan 07 1997 17:231
12.20698light dawns on MarbleheadMPGS::WOOLNERYour dinner is in the supermarketTue Jan 07 1997 17:299
12.20699BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Tue Jan 07 1997 17:328
12.20700MPGS::WOOLNERYour dinner is in the supermarketTue Jan 07 1997 17:523
12.20701ARGH!!!KERNEL::FREKESLike a thief in the nightWed Jan 08 1997 09:489
12.20702Doh!!KERNEL::FREKESLike a thief in the nightWed Jan 08 1997 12:419
12.20703POWDML::HANGGELImouth responsibilityWed Jan 08 1997 14:1410
12.20704WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjWed Jan 08 1997 14:209
12.20705POWDML::HANGGELImouth responsibilityWed Jan 08 1997 14:2416
12.20706CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayWed Jan 08 1997 16:0013
12.20707ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownWed Jan 08 1997 17:136
12.20708NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Jan 08 1997 17:151
12.20709CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayWed Jan 08 1997 17:2717
12.20710ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownWed Jan 08 1997 17:332
12.20711CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayWed Jan 08 1997 17:483
12.20712this bites ....BRITE::FYFEUse it up, wear it out, make it do, or do without.Wed Jan 08 1997 19:096
12.20713ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownWed Jan 08 1997 19:203
12.20714Chills and Fever, film at 11BRITE::FYFEUse it up, wear it out, make it do, or do without.Wed Jan 08 1997 21:185
12.20715ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownThu Jan 09 1997 11:392
12.20716GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeThu Jan 09 1997 16:297
12.20717POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorThu Jan 09 1997 16:321
12.20718GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeThu Jan 09 1997 16:433
12.20719WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjThu Jan 09 1997 16:541
12.20720BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Thu Jan 09 1997 17:321
12.20721GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeThu Jan 09 1997 18:097
12.20722BUSY::SLABCrazy Cooter comin' atcha!!Thu Jan 09 1997 22:429
12.20723SMURF::WALTERSThu Jan 09 1997 22:511
12.20724BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Thu Jan 09 1997 22:532
12.20725BUSY::SLABCrazy Cooter comin' atcha!!Thu Jan 09 1997 23:0412
12.20726BUSY::SLABCrazy Cooter comin' atcha!!Thu Jan 09 1997 23:0910
12.20727BUSY::SLABCrazy Cooter comin' atcha!!Fri Jan 10 1997 00:336
12.20728BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Fri Jan 10 1997 02:222
12.20729GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeFri Jan 10 1997 11:325
12.20730SMART2::JENNISONGod and sinners, reconciledFri Jan 10 1997 12:464
12.20731DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Fri Jan 10 1997 13:1914
12.20732BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Fri Jan 10 1997 13:252
12.20733DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Fri Jan 10 1997 13:287
12.20734GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Mostly BlondeFri Jan 10 1997 16:316
12.20735SMART2::JENNISONGod and sinners, reconciledFri Jan 10 1997 17:127
12.20736POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorFri Jan 10 1997 17:151
12.20737Minor annoyancesTLE::RALTOLeggo My LegoFri Jan 10 1997 19:117
12.20738Monty Python brings you the SSA :-(USPS::FPRUSSFrank Pruss, 202-232-7347Fri Jan 10 1997 21:5638
12.20739BUSY::SLABErotic NightmaresSat Jan 11 1997 00:056
12.20740POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorSat Jan 11 1997 00:091
12.20741BUSY::SLABErotic NightmaresSat Jan 11 1997 00:246
12.20742POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorSat Jan 11 1997 00:271
12.20744POMPY::LESLIESat Jan 11 1997 09:091
12.20745re: .20738, lady in france...POMPY::LESLIESat Jan 11 1997 09:105
12.20746COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertSat Jan 11 1997 13:3918
12.20747SMURF::WALTERSSun Jan 12 1997 13:581
12.20748POMPY::LESLIEMon Jan 13 1997 06:5719
12.20749COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertMon Jan 13 1997 12:214
12.20750POMPY::LESLIEMon Jan 13 1997 12:471
12.20751COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertMon Jan 13 1997 13:0111
12.20752POMPY::LESLIEMon Jan 13 1997 13:162
12.20753DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Mon Jan 13 1997 13:1811
12.20754MKOTS3::JMARTINEbonics Is Not ApplyMon Jan 13 1997 13:206
12.20755CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsMon Jan 13 1997 13:257
12.20756COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertMon Jan 13 1997 13:283
12.20757DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Mon Jan 13 1997 13:4415
12.20758Some folks are just better preparedBRITE::FYFEUse it up, wear it out, make it do, or do without.Mon Jan 13 1997 14:175
12.20759Any volunteers, mail Paul...POMPY::LESLIEMon Jan 13 1997 14:244
12.20760GAVEL::JANDROWPartly to Fully EngagedMon Jan 13 1997 14:4813
12.20761DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Mon Jan 13 1997 15:076
12.20762BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Mon Jan 13 1997 16:045
12.20763MKOTS3::JMARTINEbonics Is Not ApplyMon Jan 13 1997 16:051
12.20764WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjMon Jan 13 1997 17:4716
12.20765SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerMon Jan 13 1997 17:5716
12.20766MKOTS3::JMARTINEbonics Is Not ApplyMon Jan 13 1997 17:577
12.20767HANNAH::MODICAJourneyman's farewell noting tour.Mon Jan 13 1997 18:036
12.20768PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BMon Jan 13 1997 18:065
12.20769BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Mon Jan 13 1997 18:1313
12.20770GOJIRA::JESSOPMon Jan 13 1997 18:162
12.20771MKOTS3::JMARTINEbonics Is Not ApplyMon Jan 13 1997 18:194
12.20772GOJIRA::JESSOPMon Jan 13 1997 18:211
12.20773MKOTS3::JMARTINEbonics Is Not ApplyMon Jan 13 1997 18:294
12.20774DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Mon Jan 13 1997 18:3329
12.20775WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjMon Jan 13 1997 18:336
12.20776RUSURE::EDPAlways mount a scratch monkey.Mon Jan 13 1997 18:3614
12.20777CSC32::M_EVANSbe the villageMon Jan 13 1997 18:367
12.20778GOJIRA::JESSOPMon Jan 13 1997 18:381
12.20779BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Mon Jan 13 1997 18:381
12.20780MKOTS3::JMARTINEbonics Is Not ApplyMon Jan 13 1997 18:4012
12.20781WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjMon Jan 13 1997 18:4841
12.20782You've been talking like you *knew* for several replies now....PERFOM::LICEA_KANEwhen it's comin' from the leftMon Jan 13 1997 18:5316
12.20783RUSURE::EDPAlways mount a scratch monkey.Mon Jan 13 1997 18:5943
12.20784ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownMon Jan 13 1997 18:592
12.20785DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Mon Jan 13 1997 19:1320
12.20786COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertMon Jan 13 1997 19:179
12.20787PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BMon Jan 13 1997 19:196
12.20788LANDO::OLIVER_Bready to begin againMon Jan 13 1997 19:201
12.20789POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorMon Jan 13 1997 19:211
12.20790DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Mon Jan 13 1997 19:249
12.20791NETRIX::thomasThe Code WarriorMon Jan 13 1997 19:5610
12.20792BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Mon Jan 13 1997 20:298
12.20793SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Mon Jan 13 1997 20:356
12.20794Pleasures of Big city life...USPS::FPRUSSFrank Pruss, 202-232-7347Tue Jan 14 1997 01:297
12.20795WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjTue Jan 14 1997 11:1912
12.20796WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjTue Jan 14 1997 11:2725
12.20797Nothing to do with tires. Everything to do with eggs....PERFOM::LICEA_KANEwhen it's comin' from the leftTue Jan 14 1997 11:298
12.20798ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownTue Jan 14 1997 11:465
12.20799WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjTue Jan 14 1997 11:5014
12.20800starting to suck again alreadyWAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjTue Jan 14 1997 11:539
12.20801ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownTue Jan 14 1997 11:563
12.20802WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjTue Jan 14 1997 12:101
12.20803POWDML::HANGGELImouth responsibilityTue Jan 14 1997 12:273
12.20804POMPY::LESLIETue Jan 14 1997 12:441
12.20805POWDML::HANGGELImouth responsibilityTue Jan 14 1997 12:453
12.20806BRAT::CURRANTue Jan 14 1997 13:0727
12.20807POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorTue Jan 14 1997 13:171
12.20808POWDML::HANGGELImouth responsibilityTue Jan 14 1997 13:193
12.20809WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjTue Jan 14 1997 13:215
12.20810LANDO::OLIVER_Bready to begin againTue Jan 14 1997 13:211
12.20811ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownTue Jan 14 1997 13:253
12.20812well, you askedWAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjTue Jan 14 1997 13:301
12.20813DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Tue Jan 14 1997 13:3710
12.20814POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorTue Jan 14 1997 13:391
12.20815Some tires are much better than others ....BRITE::FYFEUse it up, wear it out, make it do, or do without.Tue Jan 14 1997 13:525
12.20816POMPY::LESLIETue Jan 14 1997 14:071
12.20817POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorTue Jan 14 1997 14:091
12.20818RUSURE::EDPAlways mount a scratch monkey.Tue Jan 14 1997 14:1415
12.20819POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorTue Jan 14 1997 14:161
12.20820BRAT::CURRANTue Jan 14 1997 15:2013
12.20821POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorTue Jan 14 1997 15:241
12.20822POWDML::HANGGELImouth responsibilityTue Jan 14 1997 15:383
12.20823ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownTue Jan 14 1997 15:382
12.20824POWDML::HANGGELImouth responsibilityTue Jan 14 1997 17:014
12.20825COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertTue Jan 14 1997 17:063
12.20826not a thing to hate eitherCTHU26::S_BURRIDGETue Jan 14 1997 18:157
12.20827POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorTue Jan 14 1997 19:243
12.20828ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownTue Jan 14 1997 19:273
12.20829LANDO::OLIVER_Bready to begin againTue Jan 14 1997 19:271
12.20830MKOTS3::JMARTINEbonics Is Not ApplyWed Jan 15 1997 12:558
12.20831ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownWed Jan 15 1997 13:242
12.20832BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Wed Jan 15 1997 13:301
12.20833mebbe next yearWAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjWed Jan 15 1997 13:355
12.20834SMART2::JENNISONGod and sinners, reconciledWed Jan 15 1997 13:589
12.20835MKOTS3::JMARTINEbonics Is Not ApplyWed Jan 15 1997 14:049
12.20836SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Wed Jan 15 1997 14:215
12.20837MKOTS3::JMARTINEbonics Is Not ApplyWed Jan 15 1997 14:391
12.20838ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownWed Jan 15 1997 14:473
12.20839POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorWed Jan 15 1997 14:561
12.20840BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Wed Jan 15 1997 15:391
12.20841POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorWed Jan 15 1997 16:565
12.20842WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjWed Jan 15 1997 17:223
12.20843BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Wed Jan 15 1997 17:425
12.20844Lesson: leave the blower runningCOVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertWed Jan 15 1997 17:4412
12.20845BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Wed Jan 15 1997 17:451
12.20846POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorWed Jan 15 1997 17:451
12.20847BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Wed Jan 15 1997 17:501
12.20848POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorWed Jan 15 1997 17:521
12.20849BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Wed Jan 15 1997 17:531
12.20850SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Wed Jan 15 1997 17:541
12.20851POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorWed Jan 15 1997 17:551
12.20852COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertWed Jan 15 1997 17:552
12.20853BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Wed Jan 15 1997 18:003
12.20854POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorWed Jan 15 1997 18:077
12.20855ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownWed Jan 15 1997 18:435
12.20856BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Wed Jan 15 1997 20:044
12.20857GAVEL::JANDROWMrs. Stephen Howard-to-beWed Jan 15 1997 21:2911
12.20858WMOIS::GIROUARD_CThu Jan 16 1997 09:316
12.20859WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjThu Jan 16 1997 10:281
12.20860COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertThu Jan 16 1997 11:4110
12.20861ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownThu Jan 16 1997 12:234
12.20862CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayThu Jan 16 1997 12:279
12.20863SMART2::JENNISONGod and sinners, reconciledThu Jan 16 1997 12:3610
12.20864ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownThu Jan 16 1997 12:395
12.20865ASIC::RANDOLPHTom R. N1OOQThu Jan 16 1997 12:423
12.20866SMART2::JENNISONGod and sinners, reconciledThu Jan 16 1997 12:5012
12.20867don't worry, be happy....GAAS::BRAUCHERChampagne SupernovaThu Jan 16 1997 13:076
12.20868POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorThu Jan 16 1997 13:222
12.20869DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Thu Jan 16 1997 13:2710
12.20870WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjThu Jan 16 1997 13:331
12.20871ASIC::RANDOLPHTom R. N1OOQThu Jan 16 1997 13:449
12.20872CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsThu Jan 16 1997 13:497
12.20873same-sameGAAS::BRAUCHERChampagne SupernovaThu Jan 16 1997 13:586
12.20874POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorThu Jan 16 1997 14:005
12.20875ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownThu Jan 16 1997 14:154
12.20876sa-wing! and a miss!WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjThu Jan 16 1997 14:211
12.20877SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Thu Jan 16 1997 14:437
12.20878CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayThu Jan 16 1997 14:533
12.20879LANDO::OLIVER_Bready to begin againThu Jan 16 1997 15:022
12.20880UghUSPS::FPRUSSFrank Pruss, 202-232-7347Thu Jan 16 1997 15:271
12.20881GAVEL::JANDROWMrs. Stephen Howard-to-beThu Jan 16 1997 15:306
12.20882LANDO::OLIVER_Bready to begin againThu Jan 16 1997 15:301
12.20883CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsThu Jan 16 1997 15:358
12.20884CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayThu Jan 16 1997 15:393
12.20885GAVEL::JANDROWMrs. Stephen Howard-to-beThu Jan 16 1997 15:436
12.20886BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Thu Jan 16 1997 15:471
12.20887GAVEL::JANDROWMrs. Stephen Howard-to-beThu Jan 16 1997 16:092
12.20888BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Thu Jan 16 1997 16:141
12.20889good for a long Soapbox debate, surely...GAAS::BRAUCHERChampagne SupernovaThu Jan 16 1997 16:194
12.20890CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsThu Jan 16 1997 16:201
12.20891SMART2::JENNISONGod and sinners, reconciledThu Jan 16 1997 19:404
12.20892POWDML::HANGGELImouth responsibilityThu Jan 16 1997 19:433
12.20893BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Thu Jan 16 1997 19:441
12.20894SMART2::JENNISONGod and sinners, reconciledThu Jan 16 1997 19:504
12.20895GAVEL::JANDROWMrs. Stephen Howard-to-beFri Jan 17 1997 11:3610
12.20896GAVEL::JANDROWMrs. Stephen Howard-to-beFri Jan 17 1997 11:3912
12.20897ACISS2::LEECHTerminal PhilosophyFri Jan 17 1997 11:415
12.20898ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownFri Jan 17 1997 11:423
12.20899CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayFri Jan 17 1997 12:0111
12.20900ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownFri Jan 17 1997 12:122
12.20901don't sweat it...GAAS::BRAUCHERChampagne SupernovaFri Jan 17 1997 12:284
12.20902WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjFri Jan 17 1997 12:473
12.20903POWDML::HANGGELImouth responsibilityFri Jan 17 1997 18:573
12.20904ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownFri Jan 17 1997 19:134
12.20905POWDML::HANGGELImouth responsibilitySun Jan 19 1997 03:533
12.20906POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorSun Jan 19 1997 05:461
12.20907WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjMon Jan 20 1997 11:5113
12.20908ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownMon Jan 20 1997 12:392
12.20909DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Mon Jan 20 1997 13:245
12.20910oh yeah?AXPBIZ::OLSONDBTC Palo AltoMon Jan 20 1997 13:585
12.20911NETRIX::thomasThe Code WarriorMon Jan 20 1997 14:072
12.20912Early latesKERNEL::FREKESLike a thief in the nightMon Jan 20 1997 14:169
12.20913BUSY::SLABA cross upon her bedroom wall ...Mon Jan 20 1997 18:556
12.20914DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Mon Jan 20 1997 19:254
12.20915BUSY::SLABA Momentary Lapse of ReasonMon Jan 20 1997 20:086
12.20916WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjTue Jan 21 1997 10:241
12.20917HANNAH::MODICAJourneyman's farewell noting tour.Tue Jan 21 1997 11:0814
12.20918CSC32::M_EVANSbe the villageTue Jan 21 1997 11:246
12.20919BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Tue Jan 21 1997 12:106
12.20920CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsTue Jan 21 1997 13:159
12.20921BUSY::SLABAfterbirth of a NationTue Jan 21 1997 13:567
12.20922HANNAH::MODICAJourneyman's farewell noting tour.Tue Jan 21 1997 14:0010
12.20923BUSY::SLABAfterbirth of a NationTue Jan 21 1997 14:077
12.20924BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Tue Jan 21 1997 14:354
12.20925HANNAH::MODICAJourneyman's farewell noting tour.Tue Jan 21 1997 14:4112
12.20926BUSY::SLABAll the leaves are brownTue Jan 21 1997 14:435
12.20927WMOIS::GIROUARD_CTue Jan 21 1997 14:493
12.20928POWDML::HANGGELImouth responsibilityTue Jan 21 1997 14:513
12.20929CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayTue Jan 21 1997 15:0610
12.20930CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayTue Jan 21 1997 15:0710
12.20931ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownTue Jan 21 1997 15:153
12.20932DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Tue Jan 21 1997 15:258
12.20933POWDML::HANGGELImouth responsibilityTue Jan 21 1997 15:264
12.20934BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Tue Jan 21 1997 15:262
12.20935DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Tue Jan 21 1997 15:367
12.20936BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Tue Jan 21 1997 15:387
12.20937DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Tue Jan 21 1997 15:384
12.20938POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorTue Jan 21 1997 15:391
12.20939TROOA::BUTKOVICHoski wee wee, oski wah wahTue Jan 21 1997 15:526
12.20940CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsTue Jan 21 1997 15:534
12.20941HANNAH::MODICAJourneyman's farewell noting tour.Tue Jan 21 1997 16:0516
12.20942BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Tue Jan 21 1997 16:162
12.20943WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjTue Jan 21 1997 16:171
12.20944GOJIRA::JESSOPAnkylosaurs had afterburnersTue Jan 21 1997 16:211
12.20945MKOTS3::JMARTINEbonics Is Not ApplyTue Jan 21 1997 16:268
12.20946DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Tue Jan 21 1997 16:296
12.20947drive carefullyHANNAH::MODICAJourneyman's farewell noting tour.Tue Jan 21 1997 16:308
12.20948ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownTue Jan 21 1997 16:332
12.20949LANDO::OLIVER_Bready to begin againTue Jan 21 1997 16:521
12.20950BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Tue Jan 21 1997 17:476
12.20951BUSY::SLABAnd when one of us is gone ...Tue Jan 21 1997 18:044
12.20952CSC32::M_EVANSbe the villageTue Jan 21 1997 18:448
12.20953DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Wed Jan 22 1997 19:377
12.20954BUSY::SLABAs you wishWed Jan 22 1997 19:573
12.20955NHASAD::SHERKI belong! I got circles overme i'sWed Jan 22 1997 21:193
12.20956BUSY::SLABAs you wishWed Jan 22 1997 21:373
12.20957SSDEVO::RALSTONK=tc^2Wed Jan 22 1997 22:331
12.20958CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayThu Jan 23 1997 00:599
12.20959GAVEL::JANDROWMrs. Stephen Howard-to-beThu Jan 23 1997 11:304
12.20960SMURF::WALTERSThu Jan 23 1997 11:545
12.20961HANNAH::MODICAJourneyman's farewell noting tour.Thu Jan 23 1997 11:564
12.20962SMURF::WALTERSThu Jan 23 1997 12:003
12.20963ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownThu Jan 23 1997 12:002
12.20964HANNAH::MODICAJourneyman's farewell noting tour.Thu Jan 23 1997 12:027
12.20965SMART2::JENNISONGod and sinners, reconciledThu Jan 23 1997 12:115
12.20966POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorThu Jan 23 1997 12:333
12.20967CSC32::M_EVANSbe the villageThu Jan 23 1997 12:3610
12.20968PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BThu Jan 23 1997 12:374
12.20969COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertThu Jan 23 1997 12:423
12.20970best be careful if you date her !!!GAAS::BRAUCHERChampagne SupernovaThu Jan 23 1997 12:435
12.20971SMURF::WALTERSThu Jan 23 1997 12:452
12.20972WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjThu Jan 23 1997 12:451
12.20973BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Thu Jan 23 1997 13:036
12.20974PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BThu Jan 23 1997 13:0311
12.20975SMURF::WALTERSThu Jan 23 1997 13:051
12.20976POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorThu Jan 23 1997 13:061
12.20977ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownThu Jan 23 1997 13:082
12.20978NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Jan 23 1997 13:095
12.20979POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorThu Jan 23 1997 13:301
12.20980Catching up...TLE::RALTONow featuring Synchro-VoxThu Jan 23 1997 13:525
12.20981Still catching up...TLE::RALTONow featuring Synchro-VoxThu Jan 23 1997 14:0128
12.20982SMURF::WALTERSThu Jan 23 1997 14:068
12.20983ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownThu Jan 23 1997 14:082
12.20984SMURF::WALTERSThu Jan 23 1997 14:111
12.20985POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorThu Jan 23 1997 14:161
12.20986CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayThu Jan 23 1997 14:1710
12.20987CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsThu Jan 23 1997 14:2727
12.20988SMURF::WALTERSThu Jan 23 1997 14:291
12.20989ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownThu Jan 23 1997 14:395
12.20990WMOIS::GIROUARD_CThu Jan 23 1997 14:443
12.20991DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Thu Jan 23 1997 14:4811
12.20992ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownThu Jan 23 1997 14:492
12.20993POWDML::HANGGELImouth responsibilityThu Jan 23 1997 15:453
12.20994BUSY::SLABAs you wishThu Jan 23 1997 16:407
12.20995CSC32::M_EVANSbe the villageFri Jan 24 1997 11:303
    TTHT
    
    Finding out one of the cats decided to imitate a certain boxnoter.
12.20996ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownFri Jan 24 1997 11:414
    
    .20995
    
    your cat turned gay?
12.20997CSC32::M_EVANSbe the villageFri Jan 24 1997 11:534
    If the cat had become gay, I wouldn't have been cleaning the floor all
    around the modem and cables this morning.
    
    Bluurggh
12.20998POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorFri Jan 24 1997 12:035
TTHT:

	Freakin' winter! I've freakin' had it!

	{grumble}
12.20999a little boid tole meGAAS::BRAUCHERChampagne SupernovaFri Jan 24 1997 12:234
  migrate, Glenn

  bb
12.21000ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownFri Jan 24 1997 12:263
    
    meg, my reply was firmly tongue in cheek. I knew whom you were
    referring to.
12.21001CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayFri Jan 24 1997 12:398

 "to whom you were referring"




 hth
12.21002DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Fri Jan 24 1997 16:5016
    
    
    	TTHY	while talking to the data center about my credit
    		report I find that my student loan has a balance
    		of $101 more than I thought it should.  A call to
    		Sallie Mae yesterday tells me that my loan has
    		been accumulating interest for SIXTEEN months without
    		my knowing it AND that my first payment was due over
    		a week ago.  My last conversation with someone at 
    		SM told me that my first payment wouldn't be due until
    		March and that I wouldn't start accumulating interest
    		until this month.  Had I known that the loan had been
    		accruing interest for that long of a period of time
    		I would have started making payments a long time ago.
    		I was NOT a happy camper.
    
12.21003BUSY::SLABAs you wishFri Jan 24 1997 16:5511
    
    	JJ, when was the last time you undertook ANYTHING without having
    	some sort of a problem?
    
    	Your name must have an asterisk AND a plus sign next to it in
    	every database known to mankind.  The asterisk means "she's go-
    	ing to complain alot" and the plus sign means "so give her crap
    	whenever possible".
    
    	8^)
    
12.21004BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Fri Jan 24 1997 17:114

slab should open up a school..... "How to piss off your friends and business
colleagues"
12.21005WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjFri Jan 24 1997 17:171
    What friends?
12.21006BUSY::SLABAs you wishFri Jan 24 1997 17:205
    
    	Glen, I notice you didn't even attempt to say that I was wrong.
    
    	8^)
    
12.21007DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Fri Jan 24 1997 17:388
    
    
    	Glen,
    
    	yeah.  And one of these days I'll learn to stop taking
    	the bait.  =)
    
    
12.21008BUSY::SLABAs you wishFri Jan 24 1997 17:415
    
    	"Taking the bait" or "dangling the bait"?
    
    	8^)
    
12.21009CSC32::M_EVANSbe the villageFri Jan 24 1997 17:434
    I would think it would be dangling this time of year, although the
    weather has been a bit flaky to tust the ice conditions.  
    
    meg
12.21010ACISS1::SCHELTERFri Jan 24 1997 18:306
    C'mon, Shawn has friends. Costs him 50.00 bucks a week, bute he's
    got friends.
    
    
    Mike
    
12.21011BUSY::SLABAs you wishFri Jan 24 1997 18:373
    
    	That reminds me ... did you get my check yet this week?
    
12.21012ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownFri Jan 24 1997 18:423
    
    has jj ever met slab? if not, i'm sure she'll wallop him upside his
    head when she does.
12.21013BUSY::SLABAs you wishFri Jan 24 1997 18:466
    
    	Yes, we've met.
    
    	She's been promising to smack me for years, but she knows it's
    	not an effective deterrant when the recipient likes it so much.
    
12.21014EVMS::MORONEYUHF ComputersFri Jan 24 1997 19:042
  Phlaky phone lines.  Sometimes works, sometimes not. And when it starts
working, NYNEX repair says "All fixed" and doesn't do anything more.
12.21015BUSY::SLABAs you wishFri Jan 24 1997 19:214
    
    	I haven't gotten my federal income tax refund yet, and it's been
    	10 days since I phoned the information in.
    
12.21016CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayFri Jan 24 1997 23:266


 I mailed mine in nearly 2 weeks ago, and according to the 800 number
 once can call to check on such things, they don't have it on their system
 as of yet.
12.21017BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Sat Jan 25 1997 00:225
| <<< Note 12.21005 by WAHOO::LEVESQUE "Spott Itj" >>>

| What friends?

	I think he really feels he has some....
12.21018BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Sat Jan 25 1997 00:237
| <<< Note 12.21006 by BUSY::SLAB "As you wish" >>>


| Glen, I notice you didn't even attempt to say that I was wrong.

	It was one of those, 'it goes without saying' thangs!

12.21019CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each daySat Jan 25 1997 02:3015



 unplugging old printer at work and bringing it home.  It worked just
 fine at work some 15 hours ago.  I brings it home, plugs it in, install
 the drivers, run a test page and what happens?  a couple of lines of
 print, then ink all over the paper..every succeeding page is blank..
 and all sorts of error messages. Delete printer/drivers and everything
 is just fine, thank you.




 
12.21020BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Sat Jan 25 1997 10:508

	Jim.... it's that curse you hve with electronics. :-)  But you won't
give in, which is cool! :-)



Glen
12.21021CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each daySat Jan 25 1997 13:414


  Technology shmechnology
12.21022GAVEL::JANDROWMrs. Stephen Howard-to-beMon Jan 27 1997 11:507
    tth:  windows '95
          my new system
          word 7.0 (doesn't let you do what you want to do...it does what
    	  it thinks you should do...)
    	  lack of sleep
          
    
12.21023GAVEL::JANDROWMrs. Stephen Howard-to-beMon Jan 27 1997 12:046
    
    oh yeah...
    
    and school starts tonite...
    
    
12.21024DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Mon Jan 27 1997 19:1210
    
    
    	TTHT   I still haven't gotten my reimbursement for taxes paid
    		on classes for '95........ going on 8 weeks.
    
    	       finding out this morning that the reason my foot has
    		been excruciatingly painful for the past few days
    		is because a cracked a bone near my big toe.  NOT
    		very good timing at all.....
    
12.21025BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Mon Jan 27 1997 20:213

	Judy... was that because you put your foot down at the bank?????
12.21026BUSY::SLABAs you wishMon Jan 27 1997 22:0461
From:	BUSY::SLAB "Raging Slab  27-Jan-1997 1848" 27-JAN-1997 19:02:37.17
To:	US3RMC::"sales@cdeurope.com"
CC:	SLAB
Subj:	Well, this order is going on 11 weeks now.


	Not to complain, but wouldn't you have known it were out of stock
	by now if it in fact were out of stock?  I mean, with a delivery
	time of 4 weeks that's maybe 2 weeks to locate it, 1 week to rec-
	eive it and 1 week to send it to the customer, yes?

	How long does it take for your source to say, "Nope, don't have
	any left."?  Or, as you speak, are you firing up the recording
	studio to press me a brand new copy?

	I went through this with you about 3 years ago or so ... you were
	the only place that listed Horslips' "The Book of Invasions" on
	CD so I placed an order.  Then about 6 months later I got a credit
	voucher from you because the item was either out of stock or out
	of print.  6 months!!  If I gave MY customers a turnaround time of
	6 months on their requests, I don't think I'd be working here for
	too much longer.

	[I ended up asking a guy I knew over in Ireland to buy a copy for
	 me, since he informed me that it was readily available in stores,
	 and in return I sent a couple that he was looking for.  So, why,
	 if a CD can be bought in a store in Europe, can't you, CD Europe,
	 locate the same item?]

	Sorry to vent like this, but I'd hate to have you make me wait an-
	other 6 months for another Horslips CD only to tell me that the CD
	is out of stock or "out of print".  However, if it does happen, I
	guess I'll see if I can find the address of my aforementioned friend
	and maybe he can take a trek down to Celtic Pride Music Etc. and buy
	me a copy right off the shelf.

							Shawn L.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

From:	US3RMC::"sales@cdeurope.com" 27-JAN-1997 16:22:33.80
To:	Raging Slab  24-Jan-1997 1924 <busy::slab>
CC:	
Subj:	Re: Any update on this order?  Thanks.

Hi!
The average delivery time is 3-4 weeks. If an item is out of stock, we keep
the order open for 6 weeks. For full details, incl. Order Status Criteria,
please read the Home, How To Order and FAQ pages on our Website.
Via the 'Check Order Status' on our Website you can see the current state
of your current order(s):
http://www.cdeurope.com/db.acgi?action=account&actiontype=review
It updates whenever a change occurs.

Cheers!


            Compact Disc Europe: World Wide Web: http://www.cdeurope.com
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12.21027CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayTue Jan 28 1997 01:186



 my cat broke my Howie Carr coffee mug today...I told her not to use
 that one..
12.21028DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Tue Jan 28 1997 12:517
    
    
    	Glen....... umm no.  =)  
    
    	I'm really not sure how I did it.  And it's very painful
    	today.  =(
    
12.21029Goin', goin'....POMPY::LESLIEandy@reboot.demon.co.ukTue Jan 28 1997 16:151
    An offer of a 25% rise ....elsewhere.
12.21030POWDML::HANGGELILet's Play ChocolateTue Jan 28 1997 18:534
    
    Someone said "thank you kindly" to me and now I have an overwhelming
    urge to sing bits from _Amahl and the Night Visitors_.
    
12.21031ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownTue Jan 28 1997 18:572
    
    better than "bugger off"
12.210328^)POWDML::HANGGELILet's Play ChocolateTue Jan 28 1997 18:595
    
    I don't think they EVER sing "bugger off" in that, but I'll check and
    report back.
    
    
12.21033BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Tue Jan 28 1997 19:213

	Deb... it's been over 20 minutes!  Any luck yet?
12.21034SMURF::WALTERSTue Jan 28 1997 19:231
    Something from the "Buggers Opera" perhaps?
12.21035PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BTue Jan 28 1997 19:263
  .21034  from panhandlers to manhandlers.

12.21036POWDML::HANGGELILet's Play ChocolateTue Jan 28 1997 19:273
    
    Only you, Colin.  Only you.
    
12.21037LANDO::OLIVER_Bready to begin againTue Jan 28 1997 19:411
    it's as dry as an army dinner in here.
12.21038TROOA::BUTKOVICHlet's work the problem, peopleTue Jan 28 1997 20:394
    >>  Someone said "thank you kindly" to me and now I have an overwhelming
    >>    urge to sing bits from _Amahl and the Night Visitors_
      
    Why don't you think of our favourite Mountie instead?
12.21039BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Wed Jan 29 1997 10:043

	Deb is going to think of Dudly Dooright?
12.21040POMPY::LESLIEandy@reboot.demon.co.ukWed Jan 29 1997 10:353
    Glen
    	probably, yes.
    /a
12.210411st press conference ungood - "mistakes were made" - pathetic!PERFOM::LICEA_KANEwhen it's comin' from the leftWed Jan 29 1997 11:324
    
    Passive voice.
    
    								-mr. bill
12.21042GAVEL::JANDROWMrs. Stephen Howard-to-beWed Jan 29 1997 13:063
    tth:  in a bad mood today.  no explanation needed...just be warned...
    
    
12.21043POMPY::LESLIEandy@reboot.demon.co.ukWed Jan 29 1997 13:351
    Ah well, departure date is 14 Feb. 
12.21044HANNAH::MODICAJourneyman's farewell noting tour.Wed Jan 29 1997 13:368
    
    > Ah well, departure date is 14 Feb.
    
    Best wishes Andy.
    
    Wish we had met.
    
    							Hank
12.21045GMASEC::KELLYIt's Deja-Vu, All Over AgainWed Jan 29 1997 13:362
    oh, poop.  however, not being a spoilsport, good luck in your new 
    venture.
12.21046ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownWed Jan 29 1997 13:463
    
    well, frogger, it was fun while it lasted. Glad you got the pay
    raise, you deserve it.
12.21047BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Wed Jan 29 1997 13:504
12.21048POMPY::LESLIEandy@reboot.demon.co.ukWed Jan 29 1997 13:501
    Hank, we *have* met.... years ago.
12.21049HANNAH::MODICAJourneyman's farewell noting tour.Wed Jan 29 1997 13:528
    
    > Hank, we *have* met.... years ago.
    
    My apologies.
    Was it at the Beeler Box bash?
    Sorry I don't remember.
    
    						Hank
12.21050ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownWed Jan 29 1997 13:532
    
    Hank's memory isn't what it used to be. getting old does that.
12.21051POMPY::LESLIEandy@reboot.demon.co.ukWed Jan 29 1997 13:532
    Ayup. I met you and Lynne before that too. Look at my pic on the
    Soapbox web page, it may kickstart the memory.
12.21052HANNAH::MODICAJourneyman's farewell noting tour.Wed Jan 29 1997 13:554
    
    > Hank's memory isn't what it used to be. getting old does that.
    
    Yeah, and whats worse is I wear a hat.
12.21053HANNAH::MODICAJourneyman's farewell noting tour.Wed Jan 29 1997 13:563
    
    Where is the box web page anyhow?
    I seem to have forgotten.
12.21054BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Wed Jan 29 1997 13:573

	Andy... cool pic of your family!
12.21055BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Wed Jan 29 1997 13:589
	Same place it was before, Hank!






http://www.zk3.dec.com/~binder/soapbox.html
12.21056ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownWed Jan 29 1997 14:103
    
    i will have to check out andy's pic on the boxpage. need to see 
    what he looks like.
12.21057POMPY::LESLIEandy@reboot.demon.co.ukWed Jan 29 1997 14:211
    Prettier than you, homeboy.
12.21058MKOTS3::JMARTINEbonics Is Not ApplyWed Jan 29 1997 14:223
    Andy, I'm baffled.  You actually look respectable.
    
    Like, what gives!? :-)
12.21059BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Wed Jan 29 1997 14:261
genetics?
12.21060NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Jan 29 1997 14:271
Not as I pictured him.  I thought he was a pudgy balding guy with thick glasses.
12.21061POMPY::LESLIEandy@reboot.demon.co.ukWed Jan 29 1997 14:281
    Hah. 
12.21062BUSY::SLABAs you wishWed Jan 29 1997 14:408
    
    	Andy, were you at Beeler's party?  Or was there more than 1 party
    	there and I only showed up at 1?
    
    	Regardless, I'm pretty sure I met you at Horsefeathers in Marl-
    	boro way back when ... '87-'88 maybe?  Bob Bowles, Bonnie Reinke,
    	Mike Zarlenga, Lorna and others were there if I remember correctly.
    
12.21063POMPY::LESLIEandy@reboot.demon.co.ukWed Jan 29 1997 14:554
    I certainly was at Beelers party, somewhat fatter then I am today, and
    wearing specs because I hadn't graduated to contacts then.
    
    /a
12.21064NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Jan 29 1997 14:561
And that was before you got the toupe and elevator shoes, right?
12.21065ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownWed Jan 29 1997 14:572
    
    gee, andy isn't as ugly as i thought.
12.21066POMPY::LESLIEandy@reboot.demon.co.ukWed Jan 29 1997 14:574
    I'm 6'2" in my socks and, although receding at the temples, still
    hirsuite.
    
    You must be mixing me up with Topaz.
12.21067ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownWed Jan 29 1997 15:103
    
    well, i noticed only Harney had the guts to put in a photo. doc and
    di are missing. heck, there's lotsa folks missing.
12.21068CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayWed Jan 29 1997 15:124


  one o' these days I'll get a photo in there
12.21069ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownWed Jan 29 1997 15:162
    
    yeah, right jimbob. you've been saying that for how long now?
12.21070POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorWed Jan 29 1997 15:183
    Hopefully it will be one of yourself, eh?
    
    Slab, is HFO still in business?
12.21071TROOA::BUTKOVICHlet's work the problem, peopleWed Jan 29 1997 15:231
    me too... if I could ever take a decent picture!
12.21072NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Jan 29 1997 15:251
I'd put in a family picture if I weren't afraid of the 'box pedophiles.
12.21073PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Jan 29 1997 15:278
>        <<< Note 12.21066 by POMPY::LESLIE "andy@reboot.demon.co.uk" >>>

>    I'm 6'2" 

	{swoon}



12.21074BUSY::SLABAs you wishWed Jan 29 1997 15:277
    
    	RE: .21070
    
    	If HFO is Horsefeathers, then the answer is no.  There's now a
    	restaurant called The American Lobster that occupies that build-
    	ing.
    
12.21075BUSY::SLABAs you wishWed Jan 29 1997 15:275
    
    	RE: .21073
    
    	Well, at 5'11" or so, am I worthy of at least a <perk>?
    
12.21076WMOIS::GIROUARD_CWed Jan 29 1997 15:301
the dentist.
12.21077re .21075NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Jan 29 1997 15:301
More like a <drip>.
12.21078POMPY::LESLIEandy@reboot.demon.co.ukWed Jan 29 1997 15:3310
    More like a <drip>
                      <drip>
                            <drip>
                                  <drip>
                                        <drip>
                                              <drip>
                                                    <drip>
                                                          <drip>
                                                                <drip>
                                                                      <drip>
12.21079SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Wed Jan 29 1997 16:081
    Send me a family pic, Gerald, I'll crop out the kids.
12.21080NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Jan 29 1997 16:121
How do I know you're not a pedophile?
12.21081ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownWed Jan 29 1997 16:132
    
    gerald, you don't, that's where trust comes in.
12.21082POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorWed Jan 29 1997 16:141
    Then, betrayal, disillusionment and deep anger and resentment.
12.21083ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownWed Jan 29 1997 16:175
    
    .21082
    
    wow. it's worse than i thought. gerald, better forget the photo, it's
    not worth it.
12.21084EVMS::MORONEYUHF ComputersWed Jan 29 1997 17:365
re .21073:

Hmm, she looked rather faint at the last Bash I was at.  Thought I just
scared her.

12.21085BGSDEV::RAMSAYWed Jan 29 1997 17:496
    I was just rechecking out the photos on the Soap web page (great job,
    Binder san).  Mr. Richardson doesn't photograph well because he's so
    CUTE in person!  Mr. Silva, even though I clicked, I didn't see your
    photo, just your website.  As I remember, you are quite handsome also.
    Mz Deb, 'tine, raq, JJ, what beauties!  in the photos and in the flesh.
    :-)
12.21086ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownWed Jan 29 1997 17:562
    
    jesus susan, lay it on a little thicker please.
12.21087BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Wed Jan 29 1997 17:584

	I hate how I look in a picture, which is why I don't have one on my
page. Someday when I do get a pic I like.... I will add it.
12.21088SMURF::WALTERSWed Jan 29 1997 18:001
    At least submit a picture of your ilk then.
12.21089ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownWed Jan 29 1997 18:014
    
    .21087
    
    we won't hold our breath, just like with jimbob.
12.21090ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownWed Jan 29 1997 18:033
    
    of course, ole whats-his-face hsn't put his ugly mug on the page
    either.
12.21091BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Wed Jan 29 1997 18:452
my ilk, or my posse as I like to call them, will be touring in a neighborhood
near you. We will be making a Boston appearance on June 7th as well.
12.21092SMURF::WALTERSWed Jan 29 1997 18:471
    Does your posse drink ilk?
12.21093WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjWed Jan 29 1997 18:471
    Yeah, and it leaves an oustache.
12.21094BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Wed Jan 29 1997 19:085
| <<< Note 12.21092 by SMURF::WALTERS >>>

| Does your posse drink ilk?

	No... we ain't cannibals ya know!
12.21095oh, and i *was* in a better mood...GAVEL::JANDROWMrs. Stephen Howard-to-beWed Jan 29 1997 19:264
    tth:  people who can't seem to handle their own issues and go to the
    	next level up.  and then there are those who can't seem to be able
    	to decide what side of an issue they are on.
        
12.21096POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorWed Jan 29 1997 20:241
        Then there are people with attitude problems...
12.21097BUSY::SLABAs you wishWed Jan 29 1997 20:463
    
    	Where??
    
12.21098FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Wed Jan 29 1997 21:424
    
    	never here.
    
    
12.21099BARSTR::JANDROWWed Jan 29 1997 21:5911
    
    glenn, you think i've an attitude?  believe me, you haven't seen my
    attitude. 
    
    then again, it probably was my fault because no one else can have an
    attitude, it's always me.  everyone else if friggin' perfect and i am 
    the one who's fuqd up.  
    
    excuse me while i find dr. k's phone number and end all of your
    sufferings.
    
12.21100BUSY::SLABAs you wishWed Jan 29 1997 22:056
    
    	See?
    
    	Who says no one ever changes his/her mind after being convinced
    	in SOAPBOX?
    
12.21101POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorWed Jan 29 1997 22:354
    Well, I've been told.
    
    Raq, it's my observation that you are always mad at somebody, perhaps
    others have observed this.
12.21102ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownThu Jan 30 1997 11:336
    
    .21101
    
    gee, glenn, you were a little harsh with raq. She's always in a chipper
    mood, never sick, and never mad at anyone. in fact, she's the cheeriest
    person in soapbox, hands down.
12.21103BARSTR::JANDROWThu Jan 30 1997 11:4311
    
    i beg to differ with you, glenn.  i am *not* always mad at someone.  i
    guess i misread this title. i didn't realize you were not allowed to
    enter things that annoy you or that piss you off.  being pissed or
    annoyed doesn't always mean you are mad at someone.  have you ever told 
    your kids or someone else "no, i'm not mad at you, just annoyed, or
    disappointed"??  
    
    there's a difference.
    
    
12.21104ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownThu Jan 30 1997 11:462
    
    <awaiting glenn's reply with baited breath>
12.21105WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjThu Jan 30 1997 11:461
    Eating earthworms again, Blazer Boy?
12.21106ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownThu Jan 30 1997 11:504
    
    .21105
    
    they were out of cheeseburgers, ok?
12.21107POMPY::LESLIEandy@reboot.demon.co.ukThu Jan 30 1997 12:021
    Bated, not baited, yer dangblasted twinnit.
12.21108ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownThu Jan 30 1997 12:162
    
    what andy really means, is that he's going to miss me when he leaves.
12.21109POMPY::LESLIEandy@reboot.demon.co.ukThu Jan 30 1997 12:181
    Only 'cause you won't be popping up all day shouting "hit me!".
12.21110ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownThu Jan 30 1997 12:374
    
    well, i could always pull a Binder and edit/repost my notes to correct
    the spelling. of course, this would take all the fun out of the notes
    to begin with.
12.21111BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Thu Jan 30 1997 12:3913

	I had a meeting here in hlo last night. That finishes by 7:15. I go
back to my desk and get caught up on some non-work things. It is now 8:45. I go
to my car and start it up. It starts fine....then putters out. I think...
hmmm.... I wonder if I ran out of gas? I was quite low.... So I call a friend
who lives in town and he comes over and brings gas. Car still does the same
thing. Then it hit me.... I bet the gas filter is clogged and it is either down
near the tank or in the tank. I forget which. Sooooo.... I stayed at my friends
house for the night and today it looks like I will have to have my car towed
and have the damn filter replaced as I don't think Digital will be too happy
having the tank dropped out in the parking lot. I hate when I do stupid things
that cost me money...... 
12.21112ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownThu Jan 30 1997 12:495
    
    my fuel filter is no where near my gas tank. you must drive a Ford.
    
    also, you might have clogged fuel injectors or something. methinks
    it won't be a clogged filter.
12.21113HANNAH::MODICAJourneyman's farewell noting tour.Thu Jan 30 1997 12:512
    
    Sounds like frozen gas lines to me.
12.21114NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Jan 30 1997 12:541
If it's frozen gas lines, light a small fire under the car.
12.21115POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorThu Jan 30 1997 12:542
    Raq, I am obviously very wrong. You don't have a problem. You are a
    very happy, well adjusted individual who is easy to get along with.
12.21116CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsThu Jan 30 1997 13:226
    Glen, if your car was running then sat and didn't cough to life, it
    most likely is neither your filter or injectors.  I would vote for
    condensation in the gas lines.  A bottle of dry gas or some other tune
    up in a can stuff may do it.  
    
    Brian
12.21117ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownThu Jan 30 1997 13:242
    
    Brian, last time I checked, gas was wet. 
12.21118CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayThu Jan 30 1997 13:445
>If it's frozen gas lines, light a small fire under the car.


 drop a flare down the filler pipe.
12.21119BARSTR::JANDROWThu Jan 30 1997 13:546
    
    i never said you were wrong.  i just didn't agree with your opinion of
    me.  then again, i don't know why i should bother, i never thought you
    liked me anyway.  and contrary to how you have painted your picture of
    me, i am easy to get along with.  at least so i am told.
    
12.21120POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorThu Jan 30 1997 14:025
    I haven't painted any pictures.
    
    |i am easy to get along with.  at least so i am told.
    
    then it must be so.
12.21121DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Thu Jan 30 1997 14:106
    
    
    	TTHT    ok. so this cracked bone in the foot thing is starting
    		to wear on my patience.  I CAN'T DO ANYTHING!!  sigh.
    
    
12.21122BARSTR::JANDROWThu Jan 30 1997 14:125
    
    you could always cut off your foot.  then the bone won't bother you
    anymore.  :>
    
    
12.21123WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjThu Jan 30 1997 14:343
    TTHLN:
    
     Opening an anticipated bottle only to discover it was corked.
12.21124POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorThu Jan 30 1997 14:371
    Well, if they hadn't corked it, it would have spilled out everywhere.
12.21125ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownThu Jan 30 1997 14:572
    
    gee, isn't that what wine openers are for?
12.21126WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjThu Jan 30 1997 15:095
    A condition which afflicts wine due to the presence of the chemical TCA
    and certain mold spores is called "corked" wine. It's dreadfully
    unpleasant when thoroughly manifested (as the wine last night was.)
    Fortunately, A) I had another bottle of (different) wine and B) the
    store happily replaced the flawed bottle.
12.21127BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Thu Jan 30 1997 16:276

	Well.... at lunch it still didn't start. I did put some gas line stuff
in, the kind Hank told me to get. So around 3:00 I'll go out and try it out. I
think it will because when I tried it at lunch it seemed to run for a longer
period of time.... :-)
12.21128HANNAH::MODICAJourneyman's farewell noting tour.Thu Jan 30 1997 16:329
    
    You believed me, Glen?
    Stuff I suggested will seize your engine within a few miles.
    Jack put me up to it.
    
    
    
    
    							:-)
12.21129BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Thu Jan 30 1997 16:381
uh oh...... i'm in deep doo doo......
12.21130ACISS2::LEECHTerminal PhilosophyThu Jan 30 1997 16:581
    That's filty!
12.21131POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorThu Jan 30 1997 17:003
    filthy
    
    nnttmha
12.21132ACISS2::LEECHTerminal PhilosophyThu Jan 30 1997 17:241
    oops.
12.21133DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Thu Jan 30 1997 17:426
    
    	re: a few back
    
    	Gee, *thanks* Raq buddy!  =)
    
    
12.21134BUSY::SLABAs you wishThu Jan 30 1997 17:555
    
    	raq has 791 entries in note 12 but only 613 entries in note 11.
    
    	So she's a grouch.  QED
    
12.21135the hate/love quotient exceeds one...tilt...GAAS::BRAUCHERChampagne SupernovaThu Jan 30 1997 18:096
  Oooh - data.  What's the ratios of other 'Boxers {including me} ?

  Whaddayou call it ?

  bb
12.21136WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjThu Jan 30 1997 18:273
  >Whaddayou call it ?
    
    the ogre quotient
12.21137BUSY::SLABAs you wishThu Jan 30 1997 18:275
    
    	Well, I have 411 entries in note 11 and 401 entries in note 12.
    
    	So I guess that means I'm just a happy guy.
    
12.21138BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Thu Jan 30 1997 18:295

	Car still won't stay started. But it seems to run for a longer period
of time. But if I press on the gas pedal....instant death! Why I ask you...
WHY?
12.21139EVMS::MORONEYUHF ComputersThu Jan 30 1997 18:322
Fuel injected or carb?  You may have a plugged injector or carb jet.
Also check that throttle body/carb isn't loose (not attached well to manifold).
12.21140ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownThu Jan 30 1997 18:333
    
    gee, slabbo, can you run a comparison on me? course, i'm never a
    grouch.
12.21141LANDO::OLIVER_Bready to begin againThu Jan 30 1997 18:341
    only when you've gone an hour burgerless.
12.21142BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Thu Jan 30 1997 18:3410
| <<< Note 12.21139 by EVMS::MORONEY "UHF Computers" >>>

| Fuel injected or carb?  

	Fuel injected.

| You may have a plugged injector or carb jet.

	Wazzat? :-)  I don't have the latter..... maybe the former....

12.21143BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Thu Jan 30 1997 18:357
| <<< Note 12.21140 by ACISS1::BATTIS "Chicago - My Kind of Town" >>>


| gee, slabbo, can you run a comparison on me? course, i'm never a grouch.

	Liar! You're ALWAYS a grouch! It happens everytime they don't have
enough burgers for your breakfast! :-)
12.21144ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownThu Jan 30 1997 18:362
    
    oph, you're to kind, really.
12.21145LANDO::OLIVER_Bready to begin againThu Jan 30 1997 18:371
    too too too too too too
12.21146NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Jan 30 1997 18:381
Six toos makes twelve.
12.21147ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownThu Jan 30 1997 18:393
    
    let's be honest here, ok? If you didn't have my spelling errors to pick
    on, what would be left?
12.21148LANDO::OLIVER_Bready to begin againThu Jan 30 1997 18:391
    your diet?
12.21149CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayThu Jan 30 1997 18:397
    
>    let's be honest here, ok? If you didn't have my spelling errors to pick
>    on, what would be left?


 you're ugly, too?
12.21150BIGHOG::PERCIVALI'm the NRA,USPSA/IPSC,NROI-ROThu Jan 30 1997 18:478
                <<< Note 12.21137 by BUSY::SLAB "As you wish" >>>

>    	So I guess that means I'm just a happy guy.
 
	Either that, or you're just not paying attention.

Jim

12.21151BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Thu Jan 30 1997 18:487
| <<< Note 12.21147 by ACISS1::BATTIS "Chicago - My Kind of Town" >>>


| let's be honest here, ok? If you didn't have my spelling errors to pick
| on, what would be left?

	a rotted caucus?
12.21152BUSY::SLABAs you wishThu Jan 30 1997 18:495
    
    	RE: .21138
    
    	Ignition coil?  They tend to fail at high[er] RPM's.
    
12.21153BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Thu Jan 30 1997 18:504

	I doubt that as I don't think the car would run at all if that were the
problem..... 
12.21154ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownThu Jan 30 1997 18:523
    
    glen, take it in to a certified mechanic, and leave the guesswork
    to them. you'll thank me for this later.
12.21155BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Thu Jan 30 1997 18:547
| <<< Note 12.21154 by ACISS1::BATTIS "Chicago - My Kind of Town" >>>


| glen, take it in to a certified mechanic, and leave the guesswork
| to them. you'll thank me for this later.

	But Hank is busy.
12.21156ASIC::RANDOLPHTom R. N1OOQThu Jan 30 1997 19:069
>	Car still won't stay started. But it seems to run for a longer period
> of time. But if I press on the gas pedal....instant death! Why I ask you...
> WHY?

Fuel starved? When you gun it, the throttle plate opens up and a lot more air
goes through. The mixture is then too lean to run the engine.

I'd guess plugged or iced-up fuel filter, from what you've described so
far... If it's full of ice, dry gas won't really help until you melt it.
12.21157NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Jan 30 1997 19:081
See?  That's what I said in .21114.
12.21158SMART2::JENNISONGod and sinners, reconciledThu Jan 30 1997 19:095
    
    	Glen, before you try any of Gerald's suggestions,
    	might I ask where your car is parked ?
    
    
12.21159CSC32::M_EVANSbe the villageThu Jan 30 1997 19:119
    Oph,
    
    You can't pick on Blazer boys diet, that's my fun in life!
    
    ;-)
    
    Pick on his horrible choice of vehicles instead.  
    
    meg
12.21160BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Thu Jan 30 1997 19:148
| <<< Note 12.21158 by SMART2::JENNISON "God and sinners, reconciled" >>>


| Glen, before you try any of Gerald's suggestions, might I ask where your car 
| is parked ?

	On the ground. :-)   Not to fret.... hlo2 parking lot! 

12.21161SMART2::JENNISONGod and sinners, reconciledThu Jan 30 1997 19:194
    
    	Yes, but where ?  and how much time to I have to move mine ?
    
    
12.21162CSC32::M_EVANSbe the villageThu Jan 30 1997 19:1912
    glen,
    
    this could also be due to a bad oxygen sensor.  One of the cuter
    "features" on electronic ignition/fuel injection I have heard of, is if
    the oxygen sensor goes bad, the computer continues to lean out the mix
    until there is no fuel, only air going into the injectors.  Friend of
    mine who owns a blazer ran into this.  According top the manufaturer,
    this is "expected behavior"  
    
    Get thee to a mechanic with a good logic or whatever analyzer.
    
    meg
12.21163POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorThu Jan 30 1997 19:212
    Could also be the throttle position sensor. They go more than the
    other.
12.21164LANDO::OLIVER_Bready to begin againThu Jan 30 1997 19:223
    /Friend of mine who owns a blazer ran into this.
    
    could it be mr batti's?
12.21165ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownThu Jan 30 1997 19:233
    
    glen, i warned you. don't listen to these armchair mechanics, get thee
    to a Sunscope, and may the force be with you.
12.21166BUSY::SLABAs you wishThu Jan 30 1997 19:258
    
    	RE: .21153
    
    	Which part of "fail at high[er] RPM's" didn't you understand?
    
    	It will run, but might die if you give it too much gas [IE, the
    	RPM's increase].
    
12.21167BUSY::SLABAs you wishThu Jan 30 1997 19:2711
    
    	RE: .21137
    
    	Oops, the numbers in .21137 are only for SLAB.  When I add in
    	SLABOUNTY as well I get
    
    	Like 1064
    	Hate 1062
    
    	so I'm not as happy as I thought.
    
12.21168ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownThu Jan 30 1997 19:292
    
    slabbo, run one for me, pretty please? with sugar on top.
12.21169POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorThu Jan 30 1997 19:315
    I'd have to say that compared to Raq in just the hate notes, she is way
    happier than you are! But she's not as happy as you are when you
    compare the like notes.
    
    Sounds like gun control stats.
12.21170BUSY::SLABAs you wishThu Jan 30 1997 19:3610
    
    	RE: .21168
    
    	Batti's, DATATRIEVE is doing them all as we speak.
    
    	I'll have 1 with the node::user and 1 with just the user.
    
    	But I won't post it in this topic since I believe the last 3
    	entries of mine have dropped my l:h ratio to less than 1.
    
12.21171GAVEL::JANDROWThu Jan 30 1997 19:435
    re: the number of notes in the hate/like topics...how about figuring
    out how many of them are actual hates/likes as opposed to just replies
    in said topic...i am sure you have the time.....
    
    
12.21172BUSY::SLABAs you wishThu Jan 30 1997 19:458
    
    	RE: .21171
    
    	Ummm, no, I don't have time for that.
    
    	But circumstantial evidence is good enough for me, so I find
    	you guilty, as charged, of being a grouch.
    
12.21173GAVEL::JANDROWThu Jan 30 1997 19:514
    
    and, as i recall, you are grouchier than i...
    
    
12.21174BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Thu Jan 30 1997 19:537
| <<< Note 12.21161 by SMART2::JENNISON "God and sinners, reconciled" >>>


| Yes, but where ?  and how much time to I have to move mine ?

	Silly me... I had thought you parked in hlo1.... :-)

12.21175BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Thu Jan 30 1997 19:547
| <<< Note 12.21162 by CSC32::M_EVANS "be the village" >>>

| Get thee to a mechanic with a good logic or whatever analyzer.

	Meg... are you saying I should call up a mechanic on the phone and ask
them if they have a good logic or whatever analyzer? Won't that person see $$$
in their eyes if I do that?
12.21176BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Thu Jan 30 1997 19:545
| <<< Note 12.21164 by LANDO::OLIVER_B "ready to begin again" >>>

| could it be mr batti's?

	she said friend! heh heh
12.21177BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Thu Jan 30 1997 19:558
| <<< Note 12.21166 by BUSY::SLAB "As you wish" >>>


| It will run, but might die if you give it too much gas [IE, the
| RPM's increase].

	I believe it was Hank who told me that when you first start the car
that is the time it gets the most fuel. 
12.21178CSC32::M_EVANSbe the villageThu Jan 30 1997 19:579
    Glen,
    
    You need to ask for someone with electronic ignition and fuel injection
    experience.  Besides sweetie, they look at you and will still have
    $$$$'s in their eyes.
    
    Which is worth more, having a drivable vehicle, or standing out there
    puzzling over the things and listening to the rest of us coach you on
    what could be wrong?
12.21179PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BThu Jan 30 1997 19:586
  i have 713 in things to like and 471 in things to hate, but
  i think prolly most of the ones in things to hate are just
  responses to raq's notes.


12.21180BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Thu Jan 30 1997 19:584


	But I HAVE been listening to hank! :-)
12.21181LANDO::OLIVER_Bready to begin againThu Jan 30 1997 19:591
    DezMayZahn makes the grudge list!
12.21182NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Jan 30 1997 19:594
>    You need to ask for someone with electronic ignition and fuel injection
>    experience.

What mechanic _wouldn't_ have this experience these days?
12.21183POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorThu Jan 30 1997 20:011
    Can't Dr. Logjam fix a simple blockage?
12.21184CSC32::M_EVANSbe the villageThu Jan 30 1997 20:026
    The one we take the vintagemobiles to.  Great on the 51 olds and the
    61 falcon, lousy on the 87 Trooper.  I have a miserable intermittant
    fuel problem, and can't figure the bugger out.  Guess it is time to
    spend some money.
    
    meg
12.21185PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BThu Jan 30 1997 20:084
  .21181  Raq's Fecal Roster - be there or be square.


12.21186CSC32::M_EVANSbe the villageThu Jan 30 1997 20:154
    But I won't be on it.  I don't think Raq is all that grouchy.  Maybe a
    crumudgenly(sp), but not grouchy.
    
    Should this be a thing to hate?
12.21187BUSY::SLABAs you wishThu Jan 30 1997 20:265
    
    	RE: .21177
    
    	Glen, you are a bonehead.  That's all I have to say about that.
    
12.21188BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Thu Jan 30 1997 20:334
| Glen, you are a bonehead.  That's all I have to say about that.

	soooo.... tell me something I don't know!
12.21189ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownFri Jan 31 1997 11:413
    
    raq, you have been convicted of being a grouch by el slabbo. Just
    take your punishment like a man.
12.21190BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Fri Jan 31 1997 11:448
| <<< Note 12.21189 by ACISS1::BATTIS "Chicago - My Kind of Town" >>>


| raq, you have been convicted of being a grouch by el slabbo. Just take your 
| punishment like a man.

	Why should raq take the punishment like a man when the person dishing
out the punishment can't do anything like a man? :-)
12.21191GAVEL::JANDROWFri Jan 31 1997 11:525
    
    >> raq, you have been convicted of being a grouch by el slabbo. Just take
    >> your punishment like a man.
    
    what do you know about it?
12.21192CSC32::M_EVANSbe the villageFri Jan 31 1997 11:547
    Battis what,
    
    You mean Raq should wimper, whine, blame it on a conspiracy, blame it
    on liberals, blame it on conservatives, pressure from the upcoming year
    2000 and otherwise refuse to take respnsibility for grouchyness?
    
    meg
12.21193ACISS1::SCHELTERFri Jan 31 1997 11:546
    Time to insert the ole' "Sharks at feeding time" line.
    
    
    
    Mike
    
12.21194ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownFri Jan 31 1997 11:572
    
    meg, no she does that with no help from me.
12.21195SMART2::JENNISONGod and sinners, reconciledFri Jan 31 1997 12:045
    
    	Speaking of conspiracies, has anyone else yet encountered
    	"The Great Cream Cheese Conspiracy" ?
    
    	
12.21196ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownFri Jan 31 1997 12:042
    
    bagel someone did.
12.21197BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Fri Jan 31 1997 12:064

	Actually if raq were to take it like a man.... she would have to blame
her problems on women. :-)  I don't think she would do that! Battis might!
12.21198SMART2::JENNISONGod and sinners, reconciledFri Jan 31 1997 12:436
    
    	The anticlimactic feeling from my "big" announcement yesterday.
    
    	I was so proud of myself for keeping a secret, too.
    
    	
12.21199WMOIS::GIROUARD_CFri Jan 31 1997 12:571
Glen's run-off-the-screen noting style.
12.21200BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Fri Jan 31 1997 13:071
attribute it to too much coffee!
12.21201MKOTS3::JMARTINEbonics Is Not ApplyFri Jan 31 1997 13:226
  ZZ   Glen, you are a bonehead.  That's all I have to say about that.
    
    Hey Glen....ho ho ho...Slab says your a bonehead and Di says I'm a
    bonehead.  Does this mean when we drive off to college together into
    the sunset they will both be waving at us admiringly...as if to
    say...boo hoo....off go our boneheads...sob.
12.21202CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsFri Jan 31 1997 13:545
    TTHT: the drive in.  just enough smutz on the road to make gunk up the 
    windshield and I ran out of fluid somewhere west of 495.  add the
    sanding truck going 15 mph driving down the middle of the road and it
    was just a wonderful drive.  this is why i hate winter with the
    burning intensity of 10,000 white hot suns.  
12.21203BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Fri Jan 31 1997 14:018
| <<< Note 12.21201 by MKOTS3::JMARTIN "Ebonics Is Not Apply" >>>

| Hey Glen....ho ho ho...Slab says your a bonehead and Di says I'm a
| bonehead.  Does this mean when we drive off to college together into
| the sunset they will both be waving at us admiringly...as if to
| say...boo hoo....off go our boneheads...sob.

	No.... it means I take after my dad....dad
12.21204POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorFri Jan 31 1997 14:032
    Brian, you should drink more fluids. Never run out, it's not good for
    you.
12.21205BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Fri Jan 31 1997 14:0610
| <<< Note 12.21202 by CONSLT::MCBRIDE "Idleness, the holiday of fools" >>>

| TTHT: the drive in.  just enough smutz on the road to make gunk up the
| windshield and I ran out of fluid somewhere west of 495.  add the
| sanding truck going 15 mph driving down the middle of the road and it
| was just a wonderful drive.  this is why i hate winter with the
| burning intensity of 10,000 white hot suns.


	Yeah.... but what movie was playing?
12.21206BUSY::SLABAs you wishFri Jan 31 1997 14:227
    
    	RE: .21201
    
    >Does this mean when we drive off to college together into
    
    	Jack, you could be Anthony Edwards to Glen's Robert Carradine.
    
12.21207POWDML::HANGGELILet's Play ChocolateFri Jan 31 1997 14:284
    
    I give up.
    
    
12.21208BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Fri Jan 31 1997 14:358
| <<< Note 12.21207 by POWDML::HANGGELI "Let's Play Chocolate" >>>


| I give up.


	To make that announcement in here one might think all of Slab's whining
has gotten to you and now you will date him.....
12.21209POWDML::HANGGELILet's Play ChocolateFri Jan 31 1997 14:365
    
    8^)
    
    I just wish people who want to play games would do it elsewhere.
    
12.21210BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Fri Jan 31 1997 14:383

	Does this mean you're NOT giving in to slabo's whinings?
12.21211BRITE::FYFEUse it up, wear it out, make it do, or do without.Fri Jan 31 1997 16:405
    
    Sons stomach bug
    Hot water heater on the fritz
    incompetent resellers
    
12.21212SCASS1::BARBER_AA.D.I.D.A.S.Fri Jan 31 1997 20:254
    TTHT:  Totally zapping my Desktop because Sweep tried to delete my host
    drive while disinfecting.  oops!!
    
    It's laptop city for me...
12.21213SCASS1::BARBER_AA.D.I.D.A.S.Fri Jan 31 1997 20:261
    But, I'm still a happy person!
12.21214BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Fri Jan 31 1997 20:341
u should have put that in the like topic as it counts as a grouch thing now!
12.21215POWDML::HANGGELILet's Play ChocolateSat Feb 01 1997 02:524
    
    TTHT:   Knowing that something that used to work in my favour is now
    used against me.
    
12.21216BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Sat Feb 01 1997 12:194

	You mean that people aren't sending you congrats when you turn down
slabo? :-)
12.21217SMART2::JENNISONAnd baby makes fiveMon Feb 03 1997 12:164
    
    	Beauty is a double-edged sword, eh ?
    
    
12.21218CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayMon Feb 03 1997 12:405



 ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
12.21219POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorMon Feb 03 1997 12:421
    Feel better?
12.21220CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayMon Feb 03 1997 12:485



  Not really
12.21221CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayMon Feb 03 1997 13:3011



 Spent the weekend taking mega doses of advil and alternating between
 hot and cold packs on my shoulder which was inflamed for some reason
 or other.  One of the most painful conditions I can recall experiencing.



 Jim
12.21222BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Mon Feb 03 1997 14:234


ouch!
12.21223SALEM::DODAApparently a true story....Mon Feb 03 1997 14:501
complifreakincations.
12.21224POWDML::HANGGELILet's Play ChocolateMon Feb 03 1997 14:543
    
    Discovery.
    
12.21225WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjMon Feb 03 1997 15:301
    Doing my wizard of id routine. Pushing all the wrong buttons.
12.21226BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Mon Feb 03 1997 15:346
| <<< Note 12.21224 by POWDML::HANGGELI "Let's Play Chocolate" >>>


| Discovery.

	The channel?
12.21227SMURF::WALTERSMon Feb 03 1997 15:491
    I loathe and detest the process of buying a new vehicle.
12.21228cheaperGAAS::BRAUCHERChampagne SupernovaMon Feb 03 1997 15:504
  but :, why not fix up ye olde one ?

  bb
12.21229BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Mon Feb 03 1997 15:535
| <<< Note 12.21227 by SMURF::WALTERS >>>

| I loathe and detest the process of buying a new vehicle.

	Then buy my car!
12.21230SMURF::WALTERSMon Feb 03 1997 15:542
    I need a bigger injin and better brakes.  What I don't want are all the
    compulsory optional gewgaws that are "packaged" with it.
12.21231BUSY::SLABBeware of geeks baring griftsMon Feb 03 1997 15:557
    
    	1 good optional accessory to get would be the correct towing pack-
    	age, just in case you plan on hauling a trailer or something like
    	that.
    
    	Just a thought.  [smirk]
    
12.21232POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorMon Feb 03 1997 15:551
    Nothing worse than a Welsh Spartan.
12.21233SMURF::WALTERSMon Feb 03 1997 15:582
    Oh, don't you start, Glennbert.  It's bad enought the fambly are
    whining for AC and a radio.         
12.21234SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Mon Feb 03 1997 16:002
    Colin, tell them that the alternator makes AC, so you won't need to buy
    it extra.
12.21235TROOA::BUTKOVICHlet's work the problem, peopleMon Feb 03 1997 18:514
    I would never buy a car that didn't have a/c.  My first car was a 1970
    Dodge Dart - man did I suffer in the heat!   That plus... no power
    steering and no power brakes... it's enough to make a girl break out in
    a sweat!
12.21236A/C alternativeSMURF::WALTERSMon Feb 03 1997 18:544
    OK, OK, I'm not a monster, although my kids tell  me I do a pretty good
    anklebitingoozlebangle.  I'll get the roof bars and some strong straps.
    That way they get a cooling 65mph breeze and all the flies they can
    eat.     
12.21237ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownMon Feb 03 1997 18:594
    
    .21236
    
    izzat the Welsh version of A/C?
12.21238BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Mon Feb 03 1997 19:064

	But there is plenty of protien in flies, so solin is thinking of his
kids health!
12.21239NETRIX::&quot;raging_slab@busy&quot;slabMon Feb 03 1997 21:016
    There I was, minding my own business, when BUSY:: decided to crash.

    I hate it when that happens.

[Posted by WWW Notes gateway]
12.21240POWDML::HANGGELILet's Play ChocolateTue Feb 04 1997 03:083
    
    I hate the predictability of some things.  It's beyond "coincidence".
    
12.21241WMOIS::GIROUARD_CTue Feb 04 1997 09:307
broke my winshield wiper blade at 4:45am. the same one i replaced
Sunday morning.

stopped at Mr. Donuts on the way in this morning and, surprise,
suprise, a headlight is out. 

looks like lunch at K Mart.
12.21242BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Tue Feb 04 1997 10:533

	Say hi to Rosie and Penny!
12.21243SMART2::JENNISONAnd baby makes fiveTue Feb 04 1997 11:556
    
    	TTHT:
    
    	The Great Cream Cheese Conspiracy continues...
    
    
12.21244ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownTue Feb 04 1997 12:142
    
    Karen, cream cheese on a bagel is good.
12.21245SMART2::JENNISONAnd baby makes fiveTue Feb 04 1997 12:259
    
    	Well, yes, I know that.  Unfortunately, the entire
    	food service (agagag) world seems to think that when
    	you request cream cheese, you really want "lite" or
    	fat-free "cream cheese".
    
    	blurgh.
    
    
12.21246CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayTue Feb 04 1997 12:396



  When I ask for "lite" cream cheese at Dunkin' Donuts they usually respond
 "sorry, we're out of lite cream cheese"
12.21247POWDML::HANGGELILet's Play ChocolateTue Feb 04 1997 12:423
    
    Honestly, Dunkin Donuts.  Don't get me started today 8^).
    
12.21248BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Tue Feb 04 1997 12:456
| <<< Note 12.21244 by ACISS1::BATTIS "Chicago - My Kind of Town" >>>


| Karen, cream cheese on a bagel is good.

	How do you know? I thought you just ate vending machine burgers! :-)
12.21249With or without real cream cheese....PERFOM::LICEA_KANEwhen it's comin' from the leftTue Feb 04 1997 12:516
    
    I'll admit, I've not given them a try, but....
                                                  
    Are these "Dunkin Bagels" any good?
    
    								-mr. bill
12.21250DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Tue Feb 04 1997 12:537
    
    
    	....grumble.  not a good morning.  woke up with a headache.
    	was late getting out of the house.  windshield washer fluid
    	refuses to make an appearance. get to work an hour later than
    	I should have.  blah.
    
12.21251CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayTue Feb 04 1997 12:5712
                                                  
>    Are these "Dunkin Bagels" any good?
    
 
    They're "OK"..not spectacular, but if I'm in a hurry, they'll do.  There
    is a deli right near the DD I frequent that has excellent bagels, but I
    am not fond of the coffee they offer and I usually don't have time to
    get coffee at DD and a bagel at this other place.



 Jim
12.21252PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BTue Feb 04 1997 12:596
>  <<< Note 12.21249 by PERFOM::LICEA_KANE "when it's comin' from the left" >>>
                                                  
>    Are these "Dunkin Bagels" any good?

	i had one exactly once.

12.21253SMART2::JENNISONAnd baby makes fiveTue Feb 04 1997 13:244
    
    	I'd worry if you had one more than once.
    
    	
12.21254SMART2::JENNISONAnd baby makes fiveTue Feb 04 1997 13:269
    
    	Jimbro, they don't have any because they sneak it into
    	the bags of those of us who drive through and order
    	a bagel with cream cheese, meaning real, full-fat cream
    	cheese.  I promise you, this is not an innocent accident.
    
    	It is "THE GREAT CREAM CHEESE CONSPIRACY" !!!
    
    
12.21255PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BTue Feb 04 1997 13:296
   .21253  ;>  i actually reworded that a couple of times so
	   that no-one would say that, but then decided, what
	   the heck.


12.21256BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Tue Feb 04 1997 13:441
that di.... she's adventurous!
12.21257PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BTue Feb 04 1997 13:474
  .21256  oh yes - i figure extreme skiing in the Alps is next.


12.21258BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Tue Feb 04 1997 13:481
take that mcbride guy with ya.... show him a thing or two.... :-)
12.21259PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BTue Feb 04 1997 13:504
 .21258  naah, he'd just slow me down.


12.21260EVMS::MORONEYUHF ComputersTue Feb 04 1997 14:333
re .21240:

Remember, once is bad luck, twice is coincidence, three times is enemy action.
12.21261EeshBUSY::SLABBlack No. 1Tue Feb 04 1997 14:4919
    
    	Yesterday:
    
    	Me:  I have a new, damaged 19" color TV that I want to get rid of,
    	     and I know you do repairs, so do you want it?
    
    	He:  Sure, I'll take it.
    
    	Me:  OK, I'll try and bring it in tomorrow.
    
    	He:  OK.
    
    	Today:
    
    	Me:  I have the TV in the car.
    
    	He:  I carpooled with someone today.  How about you bring it in
    	     tomorrow when I have my own car?
    
12.21262POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorTue Feb 04 1997 14:514
    That wasn't very thoughtful of you, Slab.
    
    But, after what you did to your mom's air conditioner, nothing
    surprises me.
12.21263SMURF::WALTERSTue Feb 04 1997 14:522
    Wile E. Labounty strikes again.  He'll get that pesky bird yet.
    
12.21264PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BTue Feb 04 1997 17:355
	that huge fly is back.  i know it's him.  he has that
	same little insidious grin.


12.21265SMURF::WALTERSTue Feb 04 1997 17:362
    It's Buzz RightEar.
    
12.21266POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorTue Feb 04 1997 17:381
    With impunity and beyond!
12.21267happened in floridaLANDO::OLIVER_Bready to begin againTue Feb 04 1997 18:204
    someone withdrew $1200 from my mother's savings
    account.  my name's on the account, also.  the 
    person forged my name when making the withdrawal.
    this means it's most likely an "inside" job, right?
12.21268SMURF::WALTERSTue Feb 04 1997 18:287
    That's rough.
    
    An inside job doesn't usually need a signature unless withdrawals are
    under dual control.  If they are under dual control then it's a strong
    possibility.  If the teller doesn't positively ID the customer, then
    they are supposed to see the customer make a signature and compare it to
    the signature on file. 
12.21269LANDO::OLIVER_Bready to begin againTue Feb 04 1997 18:386
    .21268
    
    my mother saw the signature.  it wasn't even close,
    she said.  anyway, the bank's sending up some papers
    for me to sign and have notarized.  she'll be getting
    her money back.  
12.21270POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorTue Feb 04 1997 18:411
    phew!
12.21271ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownTue Feb 04 1997 18:453
    
    glad to hear you'll get the money back oph. hopefully, this will
    toughen the banks procedures on checking signatures.
12.21272DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Tue Feb 04 1997 18:5112
    
    
    	Wow.  That's lousy Oph.  Good thing the bank will be
    	covering the amount stolen.
    
    	When I'm using my credit cards, I always thank a teller
    	that checks the signature on the back.  And it doesn't
    	happen very often.  The store that has been the most 
    	consistent (no matter which one I"m at or what teller 
    	I use) is Walmart.  9 times out of 10 they check my
    	signature.
    
12.21273ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownTue Feb 04 1997 18:532
    
    i did not know that Walmart employed teller's?
12.21274SMURF::WALTERSTue Feb 04 1997 18:541
    and they never have penn's
12.21275colinn, that isGAAS::BRAUCHERChampagne SupernovaTue Feb 04 1997 18:564
  shaddap, walter:s

  bb
12.21276ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownTue Feb 04 1997 18:584
    
    colin, i am in udder awe of your witty comebacks. it would be a far
    nicer world if everyone was as witty as you. you can practice on
    bb for starters.
12.21277DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Tue Feb 04 1997 19:025
    
    
    	Ok, ok, so I should have said cashier.  I was thinking 'bank
    	teller' as in Oph's case.
    
12.21278LANDO::OLIVER_Bready to begin againTue Feb 04 1997 19:071
    jj, i knew what you meant!
12.21279PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BTue Feb 04 1997 19:104
   Oph has very good reading skills.


12.21280ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownTue Feb 04 1997 19:124
    
    .21279
    
    yeah, but how's her apostrophe useage
12.21281CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsTue Feb 04 1997 19:151
    As good as her spelling of usage I'm sure.  
12.21282LANDO::OLIVER_Bready to begin againTue Feb 04 1997 19:194
    / yeah, but how's her apostrophe useage
    
    maahk, if i ever need one, i'll know where 
    to go.
12.21283FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Tue Feb 04 1997 19:479
    
    
    	looking at houses and mortgage rates. It suddenly strikes me that
    I'll need about $20K downpayment to even think about buying a home.
    Maybe I'll just live in apts forever. Yeah...that's the ticket.
    
    	Now to just convince the wife...:)
    
    jim
12.21284TROOA::BUTKOVICHlet's work the problem, peopleTue Feb 04 1997 19:474
    My University roommate just called.  A friend of ours who has been
    fighting leukemia since last March passed away on Sunday afternoon. 
    She leaves behind a 2 1/2 year old daughter - how sad that she won't
    remember what a wonderful person her mother was.  8'(
12.21285SMURF::WALTERSTue Feb 04 1997 19:512
    You remember.  Write it all down now.  My mum left a lifetime of
    diaries.  It's a treasure trove for my kids.
12.21286LANDO::OLIVER_Bready to begin againTue Feb 04 1997 20:011
    what a wonderful gift that would be.
12.21287MKOTS3::JMARTINEbonics Is Not ApplyTue Feb 04 1997 20:247
    My wife is constantly using a camera at every function....we hate it!
    
    She also writes alot down on the back of each picture.  We'll be able
    to write a book and will most likely be thankful someday...the kids
    that is!
    
    -Jack
12.21288TROOA::BUTKOVICHlet's work the problem, peopleTue Feb 04 1997 21:007
    I know what all of you mean... and I do the same thing (take lots of
    pictures, keep a journal on memorable trips).  These things do help to
    evoke fond memories, but it's obviously not the same as the first-hand
    experience.  When my Mom died, I was 17.  My youngest brother was 11. 
    He obviously doesn't have the same size memory bank as I do to look
    back on.  A 2 1/2 year old.... well, I can't imagine there will be much
    of anything.... sigh.  It is too sad...
12.21298rant notePOLAR::WILSONCeducation is abuseWed Feb 05 1997 08:2910
    It's like this: you are walking down the street on a really slushy 
    wintery day. Buddy in a car goes speeding along in curb lane and 
    splashes anyone unlucky enough to be in the area.
    
    question: is buddy in the car attacking unfortunate souls on street?
              is buddy allowed to do this?
              if unlucky people happen to catch up to buddy at a stoplight
    which he was stupid enought to have stopped at, are they allowed
    to attack buddy.
    
12.21289WMOIS::GIROUARD_CWed Feb 05 1997 09:436
well Jim, life is simply one long exercise of aligning
priorities.

so, if you're serious about that house, inventory your
firearm collection, set some asking prices and send the
list to me first, okay? :-) 
12.21299WMOIS::GIROUARD_CWed Feb 05 1997 10:027
my guess would be that it might have chance in a civil
court if enough people were victimized and could prove
the "slushing" was intentional. damages might be confined
to cleaning bills.

i would say they wouldn't have the right to beat the
offender senseless (however great the impulse).
12.21300POLAR::WILSONCeducation is abuseWed Feb 05 1997 10:123
    my guess is that any time this kind of thing happens it is ALWAYS
    intentional. i mean how can a driver not know it is slushy? common
    courtesy is not all that common, of course.
12.21301little steps for little feetWAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjWed Feb 05 1997 10:134
    the mad canuck returns
    
    at least he's not claiming it's rape, which is a step in the right
    direction
12.21290ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownWed Feb 05 1997 10:583
    
    Jim, it's unforunate you live in a high housing $ area. Have you
    thought about a condo or townhouse?
12.21302WMOIS::GIROUARD_CWed Feb 05 1997 11:025
i can't agree with the "intentional" assumption. i have
seen far too many motorists who have been driving under
the influence of an out-of-body experience.

truely amazing. 
12.21291POWDML::HANGGELILet's Play ChocolateWed Feb 05 1997 11:397
    
    Made a prediction last night.
    
    Discovered this morning that I was right on the money.
    
    What a waste.
    
12.21292ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownWed Feb 05 1997 11:424
    
    .21291
    
    you actually thought oj was going to get off? boggle
12.21293POWDML::HANGGELILet's Play ChocolateWed Feb 05 1997 11:464
    
    8^)
    
    
12.21303nextGAAS::BRAUCHERChampagne SupernovaWed Feb 05 1997 11:554
  case dismissed

  bb
12.21294BIGHOG::PERCIVALI'm the NRA,USPSA/IPSC,NROI-ROWed Feb 05 1997 12:0313
       <<< Note 12.21271 by ACISS1::BATTIS "Chicago - My Kind of Town" >>>

>    glad to hear you'll get the money back oph. hopefully, this will
>    toughen the banks procedures on checking signatures.
	
	Not to bust your bubble, but banks don't check signatures. They
	wait for a complaint, send the papers you need to fill out
	(called an affidavit of fraud) and correct the mistake (if 
	you're lucky).

	The customer supplies the quality control.

Jim
12.21295signature chacking ? what signature checking ?GAAS::BRAUCHERChampagne SupernovaWed Feb 05 1997 12:076
  the members of my family have forged each other's signatures for years

  nobody cares, including us

  bb
12.21296SMURF::WALTERSWed Feb 05 1997 12:112
    I suspect it's only forgery if there is an intent to defraud.
    Demand smaht cards. The technology has been out there for a decade.
12.21297BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Wed Feb 05 1997 12:186
| <<< Note 12.21295 by GAAS::BRAUCHER "Champagne  Supernova" >>>

| nobody cares, including us

	bb, can I have your checkbook for a minute?

12.21304DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Wed Feb 05 1997 13:369
    
    
    	The drive in to work this morning.  What a MESS!  Felt
    	like I was driving an obstacle course with all the huge
    	puddles and potholes.  One of the roads on my commute was
    	blocked off so I had to take a detour, making me 10 minutes
    	later than I would have been.
    
    	
12.21305ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownWed Feb 05 1997 13:422
    
    jj, you're starting to make it a habit coming in late. 
12.21306SCASS1::BARBER_AAck! Bluh!Wed Feb 05 1997 13:441
    Compared to me, she's quite timely.  8)
12.21307BRITE::FYFEUse it up, wear it out, make it do, or do without.Wed Feb 05 1997 13:504
 Yes, lots of new and deep potholes this morning. When there is no snow for
 the plows to slide on they really tear up the road ....

 
12.21308LANDO::OLIVER_Bready to begin againWed Feb 05 1997 13:532
    it was like driving to work in a car wash.
    how i detest february.
12.21309CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayWed Feb 05 1997 14:015


 Walking through the parking lot here this morning was like walking
 through a lake.
12.21310PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Feb 05 1997 14:076
   .21309  Go _around_ the pond next time, Jimmy.

	   hth


12.21311CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayWed Feb 05 1997 14:134


 Oh..now you tell me.
12.21312BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Wed Feb 05 1997 15:419
| <<< Note 12.21304 by DECWIN::JUDY "That's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!" >>>


| One of the roads on my commute was blocked off so I had to take a detour, 
| making me 10 minutes later than I would have been.

	JJ.... it's better to take the detour. Jack Martin was on that other
road. :-)

12.21313BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Wed Feb 05 1997 15:427
| <<< Note 12.21309 by CSLALL::HENDERSON "Give the world a smile each day" >>>


| Walking through the parking lot here this morning was like walking
| through a lake.

	which one?
12.21314WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjWed Feb 05 1997 15:431
    Baikal. /hth
12.21315SCASS1::BARBER_AAck! Bluh!Wed Feb 05 1997 18:294
    Bad news about my hard drive.  
    
    Oh well, I tried.
    
12.21316ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownWed Feb 05 1997 18:302
    
    should i do another data recovery dance?
12.21317BUSY::SLABAnd when one of us is gone ...Wed Feb 05 1997 18:323
    
    	Yeah, what the heck ... did alot of good the last time, eh?
    
12.21318SCASS1::BARBER_AAck! Bluh!Wed Feb 05 1997 18:361
    Well, if you really feel like dancing, I supposes so.
12.21319ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownWed Feb 05 1997 18:473
    
    shall i plat "taps" instead?  maybe brian mcbride could write a cute
    poem on your discs demise.
12.21320 'pril's bogus adventureCONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsWed Feb 05 1997 19:4150
    uh oh......
    
    'pril's bogus adventure
    
    The disk was working fine you see,
    data transfers from a to z.
    The platters spun round and round 
    with not a whine just happy sounds.
    It hummed and hummed its merry way 
    around the spindle, day to day.
    I sat and typed and stuff got stored
    my sector usage really soared.
    Commands I entered from keyboard white,
    my disk would read and to it I'd write.
    One day it seems I really goofed
    when I erased and data poofed.
    Deleted my hardrive?! It can't be true! 
    There's gotta be someone I can sue! 
    I look for help from those who know
    but snide remarks are all that go.
    Binder says "You silly girl,"
    "Use your back up, give it a whirl."
    "No back up you have? Oh what a fright!" 
    "That's too bad, you deserve your plight."
    Batti's does a recovery dance, 
    a good impression of a problem in pants.
    The Muppetman is always there 
    "Someone has, somehow, somewhere!" 
    "Oh feh!" to you you're all so helping
    I'd like to give you all a belting.   
    Unplug the drive and send it out 
    while I just sit and frown and pout.
    The disk doc says he can try
    but I know that things are truly awry.
    To the diskpital my hard drive goes,
    I hope they can heal my data woes.
    Alas it seems a disk compressed
    will make the deleter really depressed.
    I've lost some stuff that I held dear.
    History gone forever I fear. 
    Classic treasures and witty gems
    not to mention the pictures of mens! 
    Oh well, I tried but the data's gone,
    but tomorrow brings a brand new dawn. 
    A lesson hard and truly learned
    but for lost things I really yearn.
    The moral here is simple but just
    In your backup you must trust. 
    
    
12.21321POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorWed Feb 05 1997 19:465
    That was great!
    
    McBride, you're some kind of genius.
    
    
12.21322POWDML::HANGGELILet's Play ChocolateWed Feb 05 1997 19:463
    
    What kind, we're not sure.
    
12.21323POWDML::HANGGELILet's Play ChocolateWed Feb 05 1997 20:025
    
    ARGH!
    
    I hate unreasonable people.
    
12.21324SCASS1::BARBER_AAck! Bluh!Wed Feb 05 1997 20:043
    Wow, Brian!  That was so {sniff} special...
    
    8)
12.21325ACISS1::SCHELTERWed Feb 05 1997 20:445
    Sorry to hear that, 'pril.  Worth a shot, though...
    
    
    Mike
    
12.21326POLAR::WILSONCeducation is abuseThu Feb 06 1997 02:156
    the mad canuck. i'll take that as an insult, and proudly accept my
    place here in the box. 
    
    insulted and proud to have had the opportunity to be so
    
    len
12.21327COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertThu Feb 06 1997 02:163
	Yer no one here less'n you've been insulted a few times.

12.21328do i get any paddywhacks?POLAR::WILSONCeducation is abuseThu Feb 06 1997 04:275
    it's been a rough road, but i'm glad i took it anyway. becoming a
    hard-core boxer has been my aspiration since i found it.
    
    
    
12.21329in true boxed up formPOLAR::WILSONCeducation is abuseThu Feb 06 1997 04:291
    <-- the box, that is, not my aspiration.
12.21330POMPY::LESLIEAndy, DEC man walking...Thu Feb 06 1997 08:011
    Ugh. Rain. Really ugsome rain.
12.21331WMOIS::GIROUARD_CThu Feb 06 1997 09:582
should we establish a Purple Heart 'box award for those who
have been insulted?
12.21332POMPY::LESLIEAndy, DEC man walking...Thu Feb 06 1997 10:131
    Anything that common would have no value at all.
12.21333ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownThu Feb 06 1997 11:045
    
    brian, that was great!!!!!! you're as talented with poems as colin
    is with puns. Keep up the good work.
    
    a fan
12.21334SMART2::JENNISONAnd baby makes fiveThu Feb 06 1997 11:477
    
    	Brian, I have to admit, that was your best composition to
    	date (well, at least of those I've been privy to).
    
    	Can I send that off to a friend who recently learned the
    	value of backups?
    
12.21335ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownThu Feb 06 1997 11:503
    
    i would go one step further. I think that poem belongs in the
    repository for historical purposes.
12.21336CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsThu Feb 06 1997 11:591
    No problem Karen.  Pass it along if you'd like. 
12.21337exDECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Thu Feb 06 1997 12:556
    
    
    	TTHT   Shane and two of our friends were up till 1:30am this
    		morning, installing the kitchen floor.  Much a much
    		more difficult job than they were anticipating.
    
12.21338BUSY::SLABBeing weird isn't enoughThu Feb 06 1997 15:053
    
    	Much better than being up until 1:30AM at night, no doubt.
    
12.21339CADSYS::FENNELLNothing is planned by the sea and the sandThu Feb 06 1997 22:131
I notice Judy didn't include herself in the people up until 1:30am ...  Hmmm
12.21340POMPY::LESLIEAndy, DEC man walking...Fri Feb 07 1997 06:391
    A lead...up the garden path.
12.21341DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Fri Feb 07 1997 12:1214
    
    
    	Tim, you are correct.  =)  Actually, they probably shouldn't
    	have either.  They could have used an extra set of hands
    	and it was close to midnight when they started cementing it 
    	down.  There are a few noticeable, rather large bumps in the
    	flooring that I'm not too pleased about.  Had I stuck around
    	I would have suggested waiting till last night or something
    	and would have tried to find someone else to help out.  Oh well,
    	it's done, and I can't complain too much seeing as they offered
    	to help and it saved us some money.  Just have to figure out a 
    	way to ignore the bubbles or try and fix them.
    
    
12.21342ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownFri Feb 07 1997 12:302
    
    throw a rug over them. that will be $5.
12.21343GMASEC::KELLYIt's Deja-Vu, All Over AgainFri Feb 07 1997 12:321
    <-- Mr. Fixit  :-)
12.21344BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Fri Feb 07 1997 12:361
I think Mr Coverup would be a more accurate description. :-)
12.21345DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Fri Feb 07 1997 13:179
    
    	Gee Mark thanks.  ppppfffttth!  a rug in this particular
    	spot would look very silly.  We'll come up with something.
    	The pattern of the flooring is such that it could be patched
    	without being able to tell very easily.
    
    	Plan A is to put some boxes of our ceramic tiles on top of
    	it first to see if it'll flatten out at all.
    
12.21346CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsFri Feb 07 1997 13:216
    Take a knife, a very, very sharp knife and make a small slit in the
    vinyl where the bubble is.  Squeeze a small amount of adhesive in the
    slit and roll down.  Then place your ceramic tile on top until it
    cures.  
    
    Brian
12.21347SMURF::WALTERSFri Feb 07 1997 13:328
    Judy,
    
    Did they rent a heavy roller?  If not, get thee to taylor rental and
    hire one ASAP.  Vinyl cement is sometimes still workable a day or so after
    installation and you may be able to roll the bubbles to the nearest
    edge. You might not want to do this if the bubble is due to a raised
    screw or nail head - it'll pop right through.
   
12.21348ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownFri Feb 07 1997 13:362
    
    Tim the Toolman has spoken
12.21349ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownFri Feb 07 1997 13:463
    
    someone heard that Frank Sinatra died today or last night, anyone else
    hear this?
12.21350POWDML::HANGGELILet's Play ChocolateFri Feb 07 1997 13:503
    
    Say it isn't so.  I haven't heard anything.
    
12.21351DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Fri Feb 07 1997 13:5416
    
    
    	Re: Brian
    
    	Someone Shane works with suggested something similar as well.
    	One of the bubbles looks like it's due to not sticking to the
    	adhesive.  The others..... I"m not sure.  They don't 'move' when
    	I tap them with my foot.
    
    	re: Colin
    
    	yup.  We rented one of those things and they used it after laying
    	the vinyl down.  Shane returned it this morning which is why
    	I thought the heavy boxes of ceramic tile might work in the 
    	second spot.
    
12.21352WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjFri Feb 07 1997 13:551
    nothing on the AP wire about it
12.21353CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayFri Feb 07 1997 13:593

 nor Reuters
12.21354BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Fri Feb 07 1997 14:006

	Between Brian and Colin, you couldn't get two more butcher mens to give
ideas on fixing things. Just keep the oil away from Colin though.....


12.21355SMURF::WALTERSFri Feb 07 1997 14:005
    Well, my only other suggestion is to test a bubble with sharp exacto
    knife .  That way you can tell if it's air or a bump in the
    underlayment.  There's a less damaging way to fix bubbles than cutting,
    but unfortunately it appears to be illegal to own a hypodermic needle
    in HN without a prescription. 
12.21356I need a rosetta stoneWAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjFri Feb 07 1997 14:033
    TTHT:
    
     Having to navigate n netlist formats without a map.
12.21357DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Fri Feb 07 1997 14:0615
    
    
    	Colin,
    
    	The needle suggestionw was the one that was suggested by a 
    	guy Shane works with.  I wonder if a small incision and an
    	eye dropper would work?
    
    	As for being able to tell if it's an air bubble...... I *know*
    	one of them is.  The other is a cluster of "bumps".  Circumference
    	of about 1.5" with four "bubbles"  but it doesn't seem like it's
    	air that's under them.  More like too much adhesive or something.
    
    	JJ
    
12.21358BIGHOG::PERCIVALI'm the NRA,USPSA/IPSC,NROI-ROFri Feb 07 1997 14:1619
                     <<< Note 12.21355 by SMURF::WALTERS >>>

>There's a less damaging way to fix bubbles than cutting,
>    but unfortunately it appears to be illegal to own a hypodermic needle
>    in HN without a prescription. 

	I've always thought that was the case in Colorado as well, but
	when it came time to give the dogs their annual bordatella
	vaccine (it's a spray up the nose), the vaccine came with
	a hypo with a needle (to mix the poweder with saline) as
	well as the spray attachment.

	You might try calling a pet supply store to see if the carry
	the vaccine, then throw the vaccine away (it's pretty cheap)
	and save the needle.

Jim


12.21359SMURF::WALTERSFri Feb 07 1997 14:218
    The incision/hollow needle will let the air out, but the hypo is to
    inject a small amount of adhesive if the existing adhesive has cured. 
    I don't know of any other way to do that short of making a slit.
    
    If the smaller bubbles are excess adhesive it may not have all cured
    yet.   Cover the spot with masking tape, cut a small incision and
    weight it.  If the glue is still liquid it will ooze out.
    
12.21360POWDML::HANGGELILet's Play ChocolateFri Feb 07 1997 15:176
    
    The track on the CD I'm playing has a little bell sound in the music
    that sounds exactly like the bell sound I get when somebody has sent me
    mail, and it keeps ringing over and over and over and yet I'm not
    getting any mail.
    
12.21361WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjFri Feb 07 1997 15:241
    I get that with Kid Charlemagne.
12.21362NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Fri Feb 07 1997 15:321
I read in yesterday's paper that Iris Murdoch has Alzheimer's.
12.21363DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Fri Feb 07 1997 15:487
    
    
    	I could just call up my vet's office and ask if they
    	could give me an empty syringe.  Although I don't
    	know if they could get in trouble...  I give the cats shots
    	at home quite often.  Had I known I was going to have a use
    	for one, I would have saved it!
12.21364POWDML::HANGGELILet's Play ChocolateFri Feb 07 1997 16:224
    
    DORKS!
    
    
12.21365ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownFri Feb 07 1997 16:254
    
    leaving yet another voice mail message for our texas queen. i swear,
    either she's never at her desk, or i've got bad timing. oh well, i
    love the cute accent.
12.21366make way...GAAS::BRAUCHERChampagne SupernovaFri Feb 07 1997 16:254
  miz_deb with attitude...

  bb
12.21367ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownFri Feb 07 1997 16:274
    
    bb, the scary thing about it is, she's starting to sound like raq.
    
    {ducking}
12.21368POWDML::HANGGELILet's Play ChocolateFri Feb 07 1997 16:2814
                     
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12.21369ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownFri Feb 07 1997 16:302
    
    wow. i rated a big raspberry. this is my lucky day.
12.21370SCASS1::BARBER_AAck! Bluh!Fri Feb 07 1997 16:573
    12.21365  My, you're a persistent fellow!!
    
    I have been away from my desk an awful lot today though.
12.21371BUSY::SLABDancin' on CoalsFri Feb 07 1997 16:597
    
    	You could always set up call-forwarding to a pager or portable
    	telephone.
    
    	It'd definitely be worth it, especially if it meant not missing
    	any of Batti's' calls.
    
12.21372SUBSYS::NEUMYERBorn to boogieFri Feb 07 1997 19:036
    
    	Errant car driving through my post-rail fence near my driveway.
    Luckily my nephew just moved his car or there would have be more
    damage.
    
    ed
12.21373BUSY::SLABDogbert's New Ruling Class: 150KFri Feb 07 1997 19:064
    
    	A well-placed parked car might have saved the fence from being
    	hit at all.
    
12.21374SUBSYS::NEUMYERBorn to boogieFri Feb 07 1997 19:418
    
    
    	Well, the off-course car hit the fence first, then skidded across
    the driveway and took out the other side fence. 
    
    	At least I got a lot of kindling out of the deal
    
    ed
12.21375POWDML::HANGGELILet's Play ChocolateFri Feb 07 1997 19:423
    
    Off course you did.
    
12.21376BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Sat Feb 08 1997 11:359

	I wake up and spend the morning (from 7:00 until now) on the porceline
throne. While it is good for a king to sit on his throne....this Queen would
have rather been sleeping!



Glen
12.21377POWDML::HANGGELILet's Play ChocolateSat Feb 08 1997 17:476
    
    Remind me never never nevernever never never never to pick up the phone
    at home.  Never never never never never never.
    
    8^p
    
12.21378CSC32::M_EVANSbe the villageSat Feb 08 1997 22:505
    mz Deb,
    
    use the ansering system as a screen.
    
    meg
12.21379Works for me...USPS::FPRUSSFrank Pruss, 202-232-7347Sat Feb 08 1997 23:051
    Repeat after me: "Caller ID is your friend."
12.21380Do you suspect food or flu?USPS::FPRUSSFrank Pruss, 202-232-7347Sat Feb 08 1997 23:202
    So sorry to hear that Glen.  Hope you are feeling better when you read
    this.
12.21381BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Sun Feb 09 1997 13:088

	Well... I am feeling better. Thanks. Infact, in the afternoon I took a
shower and then went to play basketball. I felt real good after that.

	Mz Deb... I promise that shawn will lose your phone number or die! :-)

Glen
12.21382BRITE::FYFEUse it up, wear it out, make it do, or do without.Sun Feb 09 1997 18:165
    >I wake up and spend the morning (from 7:00 until now) on the
    >porceline throne. While it is good for a king to sit on his 
    >throne....this Queen would have rather been sleeping!
    
    Bummer ....
12.21383POWDML::HANGGELILet's Play ChocolateMon Feb 10 1997 11:354
    
    I usually do screen my calls with the answering machine - but I was
    expecting an important call so I picked up.  Teach me to be eager 8^).
    
12.21384BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Mon Feb 10 1997 11:587
| <<< Note 12.21383 by POWDML::HANGGELI "Let's Play Chocolate" >>>


| Teach me to be eager 8^).

	I think you're already taught well on that subject, Deb! Just say no to
eager beavers!
12.21385CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsMon Feb 10 1997 12:055
    ttht: 
    
    Back pain, up high and between my shoulder blades.  Unusual in that I
    rarely have back pains and they are usually down low when I do.  Very
    annoying.  
12.21386CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsMon Feb 10 1997 12:079
    TTLY: 
    
    Seven of our kids qualified for a post season race and camp at the
    qualifier yesterday.  None of my kids made it but at least one was
    close.  Still, it was nice to see our kids do well among stiff
    competition.  This also marks the end of the regular season.  Spring is
    almost here!  
    
    Brian
12.21387BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Mon Feb 10 1997 12:207

	Brian.... with all the stuff you do I'm surprised that your back has
held up this long! You're a maniac on ski/bike!

	I thought you were in a competition this weekend as well. How did you
do?
12.21388DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Mon Feb 10 1997 12:476
    
    
    	Every muscle in my body aches and my foot is bothering
    	me again.  I think I overworked at the house this weekend.
    
    
12.21389CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsMon Feb 10 1997 12:558
    Er, no racing for me this past weekend just the kiddies.  I had the
    pleasure of standing around for 6 hours or so in wet boots giving
    pats on the back and wiping goggles and noses.  There were a few snow
    balls thrown for good measure as well.  :-).  Oh, I did get myself
    video taped Saturday afternoon which would make this an appropriate
    place to put that piece of info.  
    
    Brian
12.21390BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Mon Feb 10 1997 12:564

	JJ.... just have Shane give you continuous full body massages until you
feel better.
12.21391DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Mon Feb 10 1997 12:575
    
    
    	Well I would 'cept he's in the same condition!!  Ugh.
    
    
12.21392BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Mon Feb 10 1997 12:583

	JJ.... do I need to spell this out for you?
12.21393BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Mon Feb 10 1997 13:0110
| <<< Note 12.21389 by CONSLT::MCBRIDE "Idleness, the holiday of fools" >>>

| Er, no racing for me this past weekend just the kiddies.  

	Oh.... in the last paragraph of note 346.2286 I had thought it would
have been you who raced on Sunday as you were gonna collaps. :-)



Glen
12.21394SCASS1::BARBER_AAck! Bluh!Mon Feb 10 1997 14:233
    I always check the caller ID before I pick up my phone at home.  
    
    Sadly, I've already had to make use of my call blocking though.
12.21395Stores in the NewsTLE::RALTONow featuring Synchro-VoxMon Feb 10 1997 14:2621
    TTHT:
    
    Nearby supermarket is closing, and rather abruptly, this coming
    Saturday.  They've been there for at least 23 years.  Staff was
    extremely tight-lipped about it, and appeared to be rather
    ticked off, as if they just walked in this morning and found
    out themselves (though the latter is mere speculation).
    
    Hmph.  Now all three supermarkets within a few miles of home have
    closed over the last decade (though one re-opened as a huge new-style
    Market Basket).  And I'll have to find a new source of Little Hombre
    salsa.
    
    In other news, a 7-Eleven in Billerica burned down over the weekend.
    This particular site was perhaps best known for being the place where
    a guy was killed by a teenager just outside the store over a pack of
    cigarettes.  I forget the details, it was a few years ago.  You may
    recall, it was the case in which there was a big to-do because the
    kid was allowed back into public school.
    
    Chris
12.21397BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Mon Feb 10 1997 14:289
| <<< Note 12.21395 by TLE::RALTO "Now featuring Synchro-Vox" >>>


| In other news, a 7-Eleven in Billerica burned down over the weekend.
| This particular site was perhaps best known for being the place where
| a guy was killed by a teenager just outside the store over a pack of
| cigarettes.  

	Hidden hazzards that the Tabacco companies don't tell you about.
12.21398POWDML::HANGGELILet's Play ChocolateMon Feb 10 1997 14:2811
    
    I usually don't pick up until the person identifies him or herself and
    if it's someone I don't want to talk to, I just pretend I'm not home 8^).  
    Serves me right for being eager on Saturday, tho 8^p.
    
    I get a TON of hang-ups.  Some nights I get home from work and I've had 6 
    to 10 hang-ups during the day.  And then people who don't leave a message 
    whine that they can never get in touch with me.  
    
    Argh!

12.21396POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorMon Feb 10 1997 14:303
    I've got call sacking. As soon as the undesired caller thinks of calling
    me, my phone sacks their phone and all they have is a busy signal when
    they lift the receiver to dial.
12.21399ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownMon Feb 10 1997 14:433
    
    debra, most likely they are sales droids who are hanging up. On
    the other hand, does shawn have your home phone number?
12.21400CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayMon Feb 10 1997 15:374


 wearing new shoes today and my feet hurt.
12.21401ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownMon Feb 10 1997 15:442
    
    try taking the shoe tree out, works better that way.
12.21402SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerMon Feb 10 1997 15:4611
    Miss Cleo is not well.  She had two seizures on Friday
    afternoon.  Fortunately, I was working at home and was
    able to give her some Karo syrup and calm her down.
    She has been on Pedia-Pred (steriods) since Friday, but
    she is no better.  Mostly a flat little ferret who sleeps
    in my lap.  She also has developed an extraordinary
    case of "sewer breath" (smells sort of like your pet is
    rotting from the inside out) which, in cats anyway, is
    indicative of liver damage.  We're back to the vet's
    tomorrow.  I'm afraid she's going to be so full of cancer
    there won't be much hope.
12.21403WMOIS::GIROUARD_CMon Feb 10 1997 17:021
 sorry to hear about MM... i'll keep my fingers crossed.
12.21404BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Mon Feb 10 1997 17:113

	Bummer.......
12.21405TROOA::TEMPLETONOne fine day......SpringMon Feb 10 1997 18:026
    Sorry to here about Miss Cleo, I hope it is not as bad as you think.
    
    
    
    joan
    
12.21406POWDML::HANGGELILet's Play ChocolateMon Feb 10 1997 18:193
    
    PITAs.
    
12.21407PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BMon Feb 10 1997 18:224
  deb, shouldn't that be PsITA?


12.21408LANDO::OLIVER_Bready to begin againMon Feb 10 1997 18:221
    i tell them to STFU.
12.21409POWDML::HANGGELILet's Play ChocolateMon Feb 10 1997 18:235
    
    That too 8^).
    
    I thought that was nicer than GDSOABFAPOSDs.
    
12.21410PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BMon Feb 10 1997 18:294
  strum their favorite ukulele?


12.21411LANDO::OLIVER_Bready to begin againMon Feb 10 1997 18:331
    yes.
12.21412;>PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BMon Feb 10 1997 18:338
>        <<< Note 12.21409 by POWDML::HANGGELI "Let's Play Chocolate" >>>
    
>    I thought that was nicer than GDSOABFAPOSDs.

    wow - what a mouth on you. 

    

12.21413MKOTS3::JMARTINEbonics Is Not ApplyMon Feb 10 1997 19:031
    Yeah...even I figured it out!!!!
12.21414PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BMon Feb 10 1997 19:075
  .21413  rather amazing for someone who can't claim English
	  is his primary language.


12.21415ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownMon Feb 10 1997 19:133
    
    i could be wrong here, but that sure looked like an insult from
    Chicago's view.
12.21416LANDO::OLIVER_Bready to begin againMon Feb 10 1997 19:141
    Judy?
12.21417DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Mon Feb 10 1997 19:234
    
    
    	Did someone call?
    
12.21418LANDO::OLIVER_Bready to begin againMon Feb 10 1997 19:251
    Judy Chicago!  (she's an ahtist)
12.21419ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownMon Feb 10 1997 19:284
    
    .21418
    
    how nice. you learn something new every day.
12.21420DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Mon Feb 10 1997 19:314
    
    
    	Thanks for clearing that up, Oph.  =)
    
12.21421CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayTue Feb 11 1997 02:249


 Left work early today, feeling ill..now running a fever of 102.




 jim
12.21422today i hatePOLAR::WILSONCeducation is abuseTue Feb 11 1997 02:398
    this well articulated friendly virtual banter, resides in my soul like
    a heavy stinking dish cloth.
    
    and to be really mean: isn't there a ferret note somewhere, it's like,
    poor little ferret is gonna be crow food, and i am not allowed to not
    care?
    
    Mr. C
12.21423BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Tue Feb 11 1997 03:084


	Bummer, Jim.
12.21424sick humans ok sick animals not okPOLAR::WILSONCeducation is abuseTue Feb 11 1997 07:542
    i hate to hear about sick animals. i hope it gets better.
    
12.21425BULEAN::BANKSOrthogonality is your friendTue Feb 11 1997 11:113
TTHT:

First day back to work in about a month.
12.21426NPSS::MCSKEANEWhoa, Frak!!!!Tue Feb 11 1997 11:169
TTHLN

(just to redress the balance)

The strap on my favourite watch gave up the ghost last night after 8 years :<<
Even the battery outlasted the strap!!!! I spoke to Seiko, and they said that
I should be able to order a replacement strap.

POL (looking forward to a brand new, pale blue sharkskin watchstrap) 
12.21427DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Tue Feb 11 1997 12:536
    
    
    
    			yawn
    
    
12.21428POWDML::HANGGELILet's Play ChocolateTue Feb 11 1997 13:135
    
    Well, today's the day.
    
    8^E
    
12.21429ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownTue Feb 11 1997 13:472
    
    iffen you say so.
12.21430POMPY::LESLIEAndy Leslie, DEC man walking...Tue Feb 11 1997 14:401
    An opportunity seemingly wasted.
12.21431SMURF::WALTERSTue Feb 11 1997 15:023
    Hate is such a strong word.  I'm a tad peeved with the person who
    wallpapered one of our rooms.  The twit did a bad prep job and than
    glued down the peeling seams with wood adhesive.
12.21432POLAR::WILSONCeducation is abuseWed Feb 12 1997 02:133
    sorry to hear that, wall paper woes have got to be the worst.
    
    Mr. C
12.21433KERNEL::FREKESLike a thief in the nightWed Feb 12 1997 11:107
    Hearing a song about 3 months ago, and then ordering it so I had a copy
    when it was finally released. It was due for release on the 10th,
    monday. But I am told now that it has been pushed back until the 17th.
    
    AAAARRGH!!!!!
    
    Steven       
12.21434WMOIS::GIROUARD_CWed Feb 12 1997 11:152
same thing happened to me with some carbon fiber (SRAM)
brake levers. i could just...
12.21435SMARTT::JENNISONAnd baby makes fiveWed Feb 12 1997 12:277
    
    	re .21432
    
    	From someone who claims to have escaped an attempted "rape",
    	that's certainly an odd comment.
    
    
12.21436WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjWed Feb 12 1997 12:372
    Find me a comment from that particular individual that has not been
    odd.
12.21437SMARTT::JENNISONAnd baby makes fiveWed Feb 12 1997 12:414
    
    	Good point.
    
    
12.21438CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsWed Feb 12 1997 13:206
    This pain in my neck, literally.  Hurts to turn my head to the left
    which is really annoying when trying to enter the highway turn right
    onto another road not to mention a bunch of other things one turns
    their head to the left for. 
    
    Brian
12.21439PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Feb 12 1997 13:246
  .21438  i'm swedish and not bad with my hands, i'm told.

	  ;>


12.21440ASIC::RANDOLPHTom R. N1OOQWed Feb 12 1997 13:355
> DDESMAISONS

> i'm swedish

Does not compute.
12.21441PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Feb 12 1997 13:375
  .21440  both grandfathers were from Sweden.  DesMaisons was my
	  paternal grandmother's name.


12.21442DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Wed Feb 12 1997 15:467
    
    
    	.... you know you're tired when you try to hang up the phone
    	in the pen holder on your desk, and put your pen where the phone
    	receiver is supposed to go.
    
    
12.21443POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorWed Feb 12 1997 15:542
    So, what my teachers in school really meant to say was "Glenn, stop
    acting so tired!"
12.21444MKOTS3::JMARTINEbonics Is Not ApplyWed Feb 12 1997 19:148
    Yeah...it didn't compute for me either.
    
    In the ending sequel of Monty Python and the Holy Grail when Sir
    Lancelot of Camelot yelled, "FRENCH PERSONS..."  I thought of Lady Di.
    
    Laughed hysterically too!!!!
    
    -Jack
12.21445PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Feb 12 1997 19:379
>         <<< Note 12.21444 by MKOTS3::JMARTIN "Ebonics Is Not Apply" >>>

>    Yeah...it didn't compute for me either.

	Yes, this whole business of having more than one parent 
	contributing to the genealogical makeup of a child can be quite
	confusing.


12.21446MKOTS3::JMARTINEbonics Is Not ApplyWed Feb 12 1997 19:402
    Unless of course you live in a homogeneous eurocentric culture.  Then
    you are all set!
12.21447EVMS::MORONEYUHF ComputersWed Feb 12 1997 20:468
re .21445:

Well, "I'm Swedish" sort of implies essentially all Swedish, at least to me.

Actually from earlier notes (and your name) I thought you were largely French
or French-Canadian and proud of it.

Your note did "compute" but did suprise me a little.
12.21448PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Feb 12 1997 21:4513
  .21447  I guess I think of it as meaning that Swedish is the
	  predominant background, and since I'm a quarter French
	  and a quarter English, I consider myself to be mostly
	  Swedish.  I like being partly French-Canadian, but I
	  don't know what there is to be "proud of" with respect
	  to that.  I didn't have anything to do with it. ;>

>Your note did "compute" but did suprise me a little.

   Yes, _that_ I can understand.


12.21449POLAR::WILSONCas pc as i can beThu Feb 13 1997 01:281
    so sorry for writing strange things, it will never happen again.
12.21450POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorThu Feb 13 1997 01:321
    You gave in too easily. Not typical of POLAR behaviour.
12.21451POLAR::WILSONCas pc as i can beThu Feb 13 1997 02:295
    i've been shoved back into a five day a week schedule, between school
    and eating properly, i've very little time for myself never mind some
    ambiguous pain in the butt discorporate self.
    
    Mr. C
12.21452DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Thu Feb 13 1997 13:1010
    
    
    	.... the appliance mover guys didn't show up till after 8:30
    	last night.  I went home at 7:00.  I knew I'd take their heads
    	off when they got there for showing up 3 hours later than he
    	originally said they would, so I figured it would be safer
    	without me there.  =)   At least they're in ('cept for the 
    	dishwasher, gotta have the plumber put that one in).  And the
    	fridge is HUGE!  =)
    
12.21453ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownThu Feb 13 1997 13:392
    
    yes, William Perry is a very large fellow.
12.21454ASGMKA::MARTINactually Rob Cashmon, NHPM::CASHMONThu Feb 13 1997 13:438
    Today we Bury our beloved MKOTS3 account.  These uncircumcised
    Philistines think they have cut me off...but they will never do such a
    thing.......!!!!!!
    
    So, what is command to start reading all entries since 5:00 last
    night?!  
    
    -Jack
12.21455ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownThu Feb 13 1997 13:512
    
    are you Jack or Rob in disguise? out with it, man!
12.21456ASGMKA::MARTINactually Rob Cashmon, NHPM::CASHMONThu Feb 13 1997 13:531
    OKAY OKAY....I got my security job back!!!
12.21457ASGMKA::MARTINactually Rob Cashmon, NHPM::CASHMONThu Feb 13 1997 13:533
    Eurocentrism is the primary force driving progressive cultures!
    
    -Rob
12.21458%Err, Martin quota exveeded...GAAS::BRAUCHERChampagne SupernovaThu Feb 13 1997 13:554
  I am suffering martin overload...

  bb
12.21459SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Thu Feb 13 1997 14:2110
    tthy
    
    Not sure which of these I hate worse:
    
    1.  My son was fired from his job as computer guru for a city public
        library system.
    
    2.  In updating the library's WWW server, he accidentally included his
        personal bookmarks.  The "adult" ones.  Can you say "inappropriate
        use of library resources"?  His former employer could.
12.21460ASIC::RANDOLPHTom R. N1OOQThu Feb 13 1997 14:306
Our electrician arrived for the finish work this morning.

This would normally be a thing to like, but not with this guy. You'd think
he'd be used to a messy construction site by now. Big deal, already.

I have to go buy 8 door knobs.
12.21461ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownThu Feb 13 1997 14:402
    
    gee, Dick, that's too bad. hopefully he learned an expensive lesson.
12.21462ASGMKA::MARTINactually Rob Cashmon, NHPM::CASHMONThu Feb 13 1997 14:4317
Z     2.  In updating the library's WWW server, he accidentally included his
Z     personal bookmarks.  The "adult" ones.  Can you say
Z    "inappropriate use of library resources"?  His former employer could.
    
    They had a person on Brudnoy last night who was head of the Boston
    Public Library.  He was touting the 1st Ammendment Rights issue
    regarding the use of Web Pages in the library.  Your sons former boss
    really doesn't have a complaint...since the bookmarks were public
    domain anyways and he as a citizen would have a right to any research
    materials found on the web.
    
    By the way, please...somebody help me get rid of this Rob Cashmon
    header.  I won't make any snide remarks on Ebonics...I promise.
    
    Also, I tried set/seen=14-Feb-1997.  Didn't work!
    
    -Jack
12.21463SCASS1::BARBER_AAck! Bluh!Thu Feb 13 1997 14:494
    
    set prof/per="..."
    
    set seen/before=13-feb-1997:11:40:
12.21464ASGMKA::MARTINConcerto in 66 MovementsThu Feb 13 1997 14:571
    Thank you dear April!!
12.21465ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownThu Feb 13 1997 14:593
    
    yeah, jack, pretty hard to set it up for a future date. the 14th
    is tomorrow.
12.21466SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Thu Feb 13 1997 15:039
    .21462
    
    As for my kid, he wasn't just a citizen, he was an employee.  As an
    employee, he had a responsibility to use the system appropriately. 
    That does not, in the library's view, including browsing "adult" links
    or - far worse - making those links into BOOKMARKS that customers can
    come in and use.  It's a policy thing; similar policies exist here at
    DIGITAL, and the First Amendment isn't at issue.  I think they
    overreacted, but it's their call, not mine.
12.21467WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjThu Feb 13 1997 15:143
    Bummer, dick. With the pornography paranoia surrounding the internet
    being used to justify net.censorship, it was unfortunately a
    predictable response.
12.21468WATP?TLE::RALTONow featuring Synchro-VoxThu Feb 13 1997 15:1820
    Speaking of this (and probably tied in with what Jack said about
    the radio show), the Herald's front-page story yesterday (I believe)
    was about some 11-year-old kids checking out "adult-oriented" pages
    on the Internet at a library in Boston (or the Boston area, I didn't
    read it that closely).
    
    One library official shrugged it off, alluding to the kids' First
    Amendment rights.  Say what??  I thought that First Amendment rights
    specified Freedom of Speech, not Freedom to Read.  To me these are
    separate and distinct things.  The Web site publishers (IMHO) have
    the right to put what they want on the Web, but no one has an
    inherent right to read it.
    
    Anyway, as we all know, kids don't have rights.  :-)
    
    The usual hand-wringing about how awful the Internet is, hiring more
    library staff to monitor the kids' Internet usage, etc., how a library
    should be "kid-safe" (excuse me??) have been one result of all this.
    
    Chris
12.21469ASGMKA::MARTINConcerto in 66 MovementsThu Feb 13 1997 15:224
    I believe the library in question has a children's room, a teen room,
    and an adult room.
    
    -Jack
12.21470Like Tower Records or even Barnes & NobleTLE::RALTONow featuring Synchro-VoxThu Feb 13 1997 15:346
    Well, then the library and the kids' parents will just have to learn
    what the rest of us already know... you can't leave children unattended
    at an Internet terminal that has no lockout software installed, and
    not even then IMHO.
    
    Chris
12.21471BRITE::FYFEUse it up, wear it out, make it do, or do without.Thu Feb 13 1997 15:389
Do libraries carry 'adult' magazines?

If not, I see no reason why they shouldn't be allowed to choose what they
want and don't want on their 'Internet' shelve either.

This isn't about 1'st amendment rights at all.

More idiots ....
12.21472SUBSYS::NEUMYERBorn to boogieThu Feb 13 1997 15:4111
    
    	Wouldn't the library be the same as a movie theater in this case?
    The library is offering access to a product (the internet) just as a 
    movie theater is offering access to a product (a movie). A child cannot
    attend an NC-17 movie and the theater is liable if they let the child
    in, why isn't the library held to the same standard.
    
    	This does not imply that I am for the movie rating system, just
    asking the question.
    
    ed
12.21473BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Thu Feb 13 1997 15:457
| <<< Note 12.21459 by SMURF::BINDER "Errabit quicquid errare potest." >>>

| 2.  In updating the library's WWW server, he accidentally included his
| personal bookmarks.  The "adult" ones.  Can you say "inappropriate
| use of library resources"?  His former employer could.

	Dick, was that the library that was on the news this morning?
12.21474BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Thu Feb 13 1997 15:455
| <<< Note 12.21460 by ASIC::RANDOLPH "Tom R. N1OOQ" >>>

| I have to go buy 8 door knobs.

	See Aunt Clara! She has a whole bag of them!
12.21475RUSURE::EDPAlways mount a scratch monkey.Thu Feb 13 1997 15:5223
    Re .21471:
    
    > Do libraries carry 'adult' magazines?
    
    Yes.
    
    I needed an old copy of Playboy for the Bill of Right Status Report I
    was writing, and I asked for it at Nashua Public Library's reference
    desk.  What surprised me is how fast the librarian retrieved the issue. 
    I didn't even see where it came from; I was distracted for a few
    seconds with some other items I was seeking.  Apparently they keep it
    handy.  Usually when I make requests for unshelved material, they have
    to go to the basement or someplace for it.
    
    Walking through the library to the photocopier with Playboy is an
    interesting experience.
    
    
    				-- edp
    
    
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12.21476SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Thu Feb 13 1997 15:563
    .21473
    
    I wouldn't know.  What library was on the news?
12.21477Teach your children....PERFOM::LICEA_KANEwhen it's comin' from the leftThu Feb 13 1997 16:0323
|   I didn't read it that closely....       
    
    Gosh, what a surprise.
    
|   One library official shrugged it off, alluding to the kids' First
|   Amendment rights.  Say what??
    
    No, one "newspaper" hoping to get more folks to spend half a buck
    alluded to kids' First Amendment rights - in their screaming headline.
    The folks at the library said that the folks posting the stuff have
    rights, and the library does *not* have the staff to keep the kiddies
    away from *all* "adult" on the internet.
    
    Even with "Cyber Patrol" the kids (and hack "journalists" and their
    talk-talk-talk radio "thinkers") will get to *some* adult content.
    
    Just as even with Playboy off the general circulation shelves, the kids
    can (and do) get to *some* adult content in other magazines and books
    in a library.
    
    *GASP*!
    
    								-mr. bill
12.21478BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Thu Feb 13 1997 16:249
| <<< Note 12.21476 by SMURF::BINDER "Errabit quicquid errare potest." >>>

| I wouldn't know.  What library was on the news?

	Boston... the Mayor was talking about it.... I only caught part of the
story.


Glen
12.21479SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Thu Feb 13 1997 16:271
    In that case. no.
12.21480Sold lots of papars, indeed, and fed Internet hysteriaTLE::RALTONow featuring Synchro-VoxThu Feb 13 1997 17:0065
> |   I didn't read it that closely....       
>    
>    Gosh, what a surprise.
    
    Why is that a surprise?  I was just skimming the paper, and I didn't
    have time to read the entire article.  On the other hand, if you're
    being sarcastic, I don't understand the basis for your statement.
    
    
> |   One library official shrugged it off, alluding to the kids' First
> |   Amendment rights.  Say what??
>    
>    No, one "newspaper" hoping to get more folks to spend half a buck
>    alluded to kids' First Amendment rights - in their screaming headline.
    
    The screaming headline, as I recall, didn't mention the First Amendment
    rights issue, rather it was along the lines of "Kids Browse Online Porn
    at Library!!".  I do recall early in the article, a library official
    being quoted as making a reference to children's First Amendment
    rights.  I don't have the paper with me at work, but if I still have
    it, I'll provide the quote later.
    
    
    > The folks at the library said that the folks posting the stuff have
    > rights, and the library does *not* have the staff to keep the kiddies
    > away from *all* "adult" on the internet.
    
    Yes, I'd read that as well.  But I'd also seen, in addition to that,
    a reference to the kids' rights, which seemed peculiar.
    
    
    > Even with "Cyber Patrol" the kids (and hack "journalists" and their
    > talk-talk-talk radio "thinkers") will get to *some* adult content.
    
    Yes, that's right.  That's why I'd said earlier that kids shouldn't
    be allowed unattended at an Internet terminal even with those
    screeners in place, if the parents don't want the kids to possibly
    gain access to this stuff.
    
    
    > Just as even with Playboy off the general circulation shelves, the kids
    > can (and do) get to *some* adult content in other magazines and books
    > in a library.
    
    Yes, I was making that point in my title line, where I referred to
    Tower Records and Barnes & Noble.
    
    
    > *GASP*!
    
    Gasp, what?  Gasp, that this isn't a big deal, or gasp, that this
    should hardly be a revelation to anyone?  If the latter, I agree.
    I've taught my kids what's what "out there", and even if I wasn't
    with them on the Internet (rare, since most of their usage is at
    home), they know the standard "Internet smarts" stuff (don't give
    your name or age out, etc.).
    
    As for libraries, they can't be expected to hire additional staff to
    watch what the kids are looking at on the computer (or any of their
    other resources, for that matter).
    
    Other than the initial quote I'd read regarding kids' rights, I believe
    we're in agreement on this issue, no?  Or did I misunderstand you?
    
    Chris
12.21481And would the kiddies pay if not returned on time?BRITE::FYFEUse it up, wear it out, make it do, or do without.Thu Feb 13 1997 17:0314
  >  > Do libraries carry 'adult' magazines?
  >  
  >  Yes.

  Hmmm ... perhaps the question should have been word this way:

  Are libraries required to carry 'adult' magazines?


  But you raise an interesting point.If a child has to be a certain age
  to buy these magazines, is there an age limit to how old they have to be 
  to check them out of the library?

  Doug.
12.21482POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorThu Feb 13 1997 17:041
    papars?
12.21483they were building a bridgeGAAS::BRAUCHERChampagne SupernovaThu Feb 13 1997 17:056
  Hey, the 12 year old boys gaping at the nudies were patriotically
 responding to President Clinton's State of the Union address
 exhortation, that all 12-year olds should log onto the Internet...

  bb
12.21484POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorThu Feb 13 1997 17:094
    exactly.
    
    Which is why I wonder about this internet initiative. How about getting
    kids to log into a library by going inside one physically?
12.21485WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjThu Feb 13 1997 17:105
    >Other than the initial quote I'd read regarding kids' rights, I believe
    >we're in agreement on this issue, no?  Or did I misunderstand you?
    
     Since when does being in agreement with mr. bill spare you from his
    caustic and sarcastic commentary?
12.21486Seems easy to resolveTLE::RALTONow featuring Synchro-VoxThu Feb 13 1997 17:1316
    BTW, if I ran a library, I'd probably want some kind of "captive
    browser", in which you could directly open only the bookmarks
    that I put in there.  Of course, once "out there", theoretically
    you can move around via links, but I doubt that I can easily
    get to, say, www.hustler.com direcly (or even indirectly)
    from www.nasa.gov.
    
    This is so trivial, it probably already exists.  And libraries
    could share listings of "approved" sites with each other and
    with schools, and so on.
    
    If a library patron had another specific site to visit, he or she
    could submit it for approval/addition the same way one puts in a
    special request for a book or magazine, for example.
    
    Chris
12.21487WMOIS::GIROUARD_CThu Feb 13 1997 17:132
i say it's better for the children to learn of
such things in a library rather than in the street.
12.21488WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjThu Feb 13 1997 17:169
    >I doubt that I can easily get to, say, www.hustler.com direcly (or even
    >indirectly) from www.nasa.gov.
    
     I think you'd be surprised.
    
     It sounds like you'd want a browser that disallows "go to URL"
    functions. But even that isn't enough. There's still ways to get to,
    say, Alta Vista, and from there you can find more porn than you'd have
    time to view in a week of trips to the library.
12.21489WECARE::GRIFFINJohn Griffin zko1-3/b31 381-1159Thu Feb 13 1997 17:225
    
    There are SW packages out there that block access to adult sites and
    newsgroups. I'm not sure that any of them are foolproof, but installing
    them might be an option for public libraries.
    
12.21490RUSURE::EDPAlways mount a scratch monkey.Thu Feb 13 1997 17:2416
    Re .21486:
    
    > . . . I doubt that I can easily get to, say, www.hustler.com direcly
    > (or even indirectly) from www.nasa.gov.
    
    One of the Usenet humor groups carried an article describing a game
    like "Name that Tune" called "Web that Smut".  Contestants bid for how
    many clicks it would take them to go from a named site to a picture of
    human nudity.
    
    
    				-- edp
    
    
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12.21491City will install Cyber PatrolCOVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertThu Feb 13 1997 17:2618
The issue (some say) is the same as the case involving the sale of porno
on military bases.

Just as the military can't ban porno from bases, the city can't ban porno
from its schools and libraries.

So they say.

The article in today's Globe says that Mayor Menino has offered to "unlock"
any terminal at the library upon specific legitimate request from an adult
user.

Cyber Patrol has been blasted by feminist and gay groups for including
sites on their blocking list that discuss things which parents don't
necessarily want their children to see, but that fem/gay groups think
is important in their recruitment efforts.

/john
12.21492POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorThu Feb 13 1997 17:271
    Doesn't a news server haul in all of the smut, typically?
12.21493NASA --> search site --> Hustler, whoopsTLE::RALTONow featuring Synchro-VoxThu Feb 13 1997 17:288
    They're not foolproof, that's part of the problem.  Doctah's right,
    I guess... any site that, for example, links to a search site such
    as AltaVista opens up the whole mess.  Hmph.  You could always
    block the search sites as well... of course anyone who really
    wanted to get around this stuff could learn how to do it.  It would
    tend to discourage the casual user, probably.
    
    Chris
12.21494NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Feb 13 1997 17:384
>    Doesn't a news server haul in all of the smut, typically?

It's easy to eliminate the all-smut newsgroups, but there's so much
spam out there that practically every newsgroup has some smut.
12.21495BULEAN::BANKSOrthogonality is your friendThu Feb 13 1997 17:413
Recruitment efforts?

You're welcome to join the real world any time you like, /john.
12.21496RUSURE::EDPAlways mount a scratch monkey.Thu Feb 13 1997 17:5122
    Re .21486:
    
    > I doubt that I can easily get to, say, www.hustler.com direcly (or
    > even indirectly) from www.nasa.gov.
    
    www.nasa.gov -> Welcome -> User Tips -> Apple QuickTime Home ->
    Cinequest San Jose Film Festival -> Links -> Internet Movie Database ->
    Amazon.com (in display ad) -> Digital -> DIGITAL data -> DIGITAL Home
    Page -> Altavista, and then you're home free to search.
    
    That's assuming you have keyboard access to type in search strings, if
    not URLs directly to the browser.  Without the keyboard, you can use
    Altavista's "Surprise" page to go to all sorts of sites that could have
    interesting links.
    
    
    				-- edp
    
    
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12.21497c-t c-t c-t Back to "Type to Learn"...TLE::RALTONow featuring Synchro-VoxThu Feb 13 1997 17:546
    TTHT:
    
    All the times I've had to gaze upon my horrendous typo "direcly"
    in the last couple of hours when being quoted.  :-)
    
    Chris
12.21498RUSURE::EDPAlways mount a scratch monkey.Thu Feb 13 1997 18:0215
    Here is a keyboardless path (mouse clicks only) from www.nasa.gov to
    www.hustler.com:
    
    www.nasa.gov -> Welcome -> User Tips -> Apple QuickTime Home ->
    Cinequest San Jose Film Festival -> Links -> Internet Movie Database ->
    Amazon.com (in display ad) -> Digital -> DIGITAL data -> DIGITAL Home
    Page -> Altavista -> Yahoo -> Magazines -> Sex -> Women -> Hustler (4)
    -> Hustler.
    
    
    				-- edp
    
    
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12.21499NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Feb 13 1997 18:041
BTW, it's www.hustlermag.com.  See http://ursula.uoregon.edu/~geniac/Tree/com/
12.21500RUSURE::EDPAlways mount a scratch monkey.Thu Feb 13 1997 18:0910
    Re .21499:
    
    They have www.hustler.com too.  See for yourself.
    
    
    				-- edp
    
    
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12.21501I'm too old for that kinda stuff, arrhhTLE::RALTONow featuring Synchro-VoxThu Feb 13 1997 18:143
    Oh... I just made it up, the Hustler URL.  Really.  :-)
    
    Chris
12.21502NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Feb 13 1997 18:171
Chris, you prolly were an expert at doing the hustle when disco was king.
12.21503COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertThu Feb 13 1997 18:4810
One of the rules of "Web that Smut" is that you are not allowed to use
search sites.

But the game is a joke, anyway.

Cyber Patrol will still block access to restricted sites, even if links
to them appear on a search result page, but not if access is done via an
anonymizer (unless Cyber Patrol blocks the anonymizer as well) or a filter.

/john
12.21504passing us by...GAAS::BRAUCHERChampagne SupernovaThu Feb 13 1997 18:553
  And as the DOW rises over 7036, the Troubled (tm) computer maker sinks
 3/8 to 35...
12.21505BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Thu Feb 13 1997 19:406
| <<< Note 12.21491 by COVERT::COVERT "John R. Covert" >>>

| necessarily want their children to see, but that fem/gay groups think
| is important in their recruitment efforts.

	Recruitment efforts? Ho ho!
12.21506SSDEVO::RALSTONT minus 1 day and countingThu Feb 13 1997 19:421
    Hey Glen, do you guys have dues??  :)
12.21507BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Thu Feb 13 1997 19:512
no.... it's hard enough recruiting, never mind if they had to pay. Are you
interested or sumptin?
12.21508BULEAN::BANKSOrthogonality is your friendThu Feb 13 1997 20:004
I guess it's like Seinfeld says:  Some guys fear they have weak sales
resistance.

/john, I do think Haldol might help you with that.
12.21509The freshman girls liked it, but us seniors had to hate itTLE::RALTONow featuring Synchro-VoxThu Feb 13 1997 20:156
> Chris, you prolly were an expert at doing the hustle when disco was king.
    
    Nah, at the time I was at the age where one was pretty much
    obligated to despise disco.  I like it better now, in retrospect.
    
    Chris
12.21510COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertThu Feb 13 1997 20:437
Oh, baloney.  The groups themselves say that they need to be able to reach
out and contact these kids who (they say) feel isolated and alone, and to
provide them support.

That's recruitment.

/john
12.21511SSDEVO::RALSTONT minus 1 day and countingThu Feb 13 1997 20:435
    > Are you interested or sumptin?
    
    No, it seems that most homophobes protest to much because of the
    homosexual tendencies they see in themselves. I'd make them pay to
    join.  :)             
12.21512SX4GTO::OLSONDBTC Palo AltoThu Feb 13 1997 20:565
    support .ne. recruitment
    
    hey john, what color is the sky over there?
    
    DougO
12.21513BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Fri Feb 14 1997 01:066
| <<< Note 12.21510 by COVERT::COVERT "John R. Covert" >>>

| That's recruitment.

	Helping someone is not recruitment. It is helping someone. But you knew
that. 
12.21514BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Fri Feb 14 1997 01:0812
| <<< Note 12.21511 by SSDEVO::RALSTON "T minus 1 day and counting" >>>


| No, it seems that most homophobes protest to much because of the homosexual 
| tendencies they see in themselves. 

	John? Can you add any insight?

| I'd make them pay to join.  :)

	Would it be a cover charge, a payback, or an investment in their
future? :-)
12.21515COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertFri Feb 14 1997 01:595
>	John? Can you add any insight?

Yes.  Bullcrap to try to make me shut up.

/john
12.21516WMOIS::GIROUARD_CFri Feb 14 1997 08:392
more snow predicted for today. i admit to be miserably
spoiled this winter.
12.21517BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Fri Feb 14 1997 10:257
| <<< Note 12.21515 by COVERT::COVERT "John R. Covert" >>>


| Yes.  Bullcrap to try to make me shut up.

	Actually, John... the more you speak, the better things are for us. So
please, keep talking!
12.21518WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjFri Feb 14 1997 14:051
    Planned lunch with Betsy postponed by the weather
12.21519SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Fri Feb 14 1997 15:088
    ttht.
    
    For the second time in two weeks, my laptop's hard disk has gotten
    scrambled.  The first time it only took out the system software; my
    data wasn't destroyed.  This time, the whole damn disk is gone.  I
    suspect a flaky IDE cable.  I can use backup to get to where I was two
    weeks ago, but this sux - I've lost all my Latin homework for this term
    and a FAQ that'll take me another two weeks to reconstruct.
12.21520SCASS1::BARBER_AAck! Bluh!Fri Feb 14 1997 15:091
    uh-oh.
12.21521NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Fri Feb 14 1997 15:171
You mean you didn't have a current backup?
12.21522POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorFri Feb 14 1997 15:201
    Amazing, eh? There are two kinds of computer users.....
12.21523PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BFri Feb 14 1997 15:215
   there are two kinds of people in the world - those who have lost
   all their Latin homework for the term and those who haven't.


12.21524POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorFri Feb 14 1997 15:221
    I've never lost my latin homework. never.
12.21525NETRIX::&quot;walters@ddraig.zk3.dec.com&quot;Fri Feb 14 1997 15:558
12.21524  

And your dog has never eaten it either.  Benedicamus domino.




[Posted by WWW Notes gateway]
12.21526SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Fri Feb 14 1997 15:588
    I have a current daily backup of my desktop machine, where all of my
    critically important files are; that machine runs an automatic
    incremental backup at 1:00 p.m. every day.
    
    I back up my laptop less frequently because there's nothing critically
    valuable there.  Although losing my Latin homework pisses me off, it's
    not catastrophic.  Losing my Quicken data file or my latest Marathon
    save would be.
12.21527WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjFri Feb 14 1997 16:055
    >I have a current daily backup of my desktop machine, where all of my
    >critically important files are; that machine runs an automatic
    >incremental backup at 1:00 p.m. every day.
    
     Isn't that typically a busy time?
12.21528CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsFri Feb 14 1997 16:061
    Not according to the timestamps on the past few replies.
12.21529BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Fri Feb 14 1997 16:2612
| <<< Note 12.21526 by SMURF::BINDER "Errabit quicquid errare potest." >>>

| I back up my laptop less frequently because there's nothing critically
| valuable there.  

	Oh.... so if it isn't critically important stuff, then it is ok to not
make sure you have a back-up. Hmmmm.... April, I think this is where you should
step in and have some fun!



Glen
12.21530SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Fri Feb 14 1997 16:273
    Have all the fun you want.  Except for the Latin homework and FAQ, I'll
    have a fully restored disk about two hours after I finish putting the
    machine back together.
12.21531POWDML::HANGGELILet's Play ChocolateFri Feb 14 1997 16:464
    
    Watching an unbelievable flurry of stupid, accusatory, vindictive email.  
    Some people need to grow up.
    
12.21532Stop this, _now_, and put the energy where it belongs.COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertFri Feb 14 1997 16:571
Indeed they do.
12.21533SCASS1::BARBER_AAck! Bluh!Fri Feb 14 1997 16:581
    Like, eh?
12.21534CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsFri Feb 14 1997 19:321
    Suppliers that cannot follow instructions.  
12.21535SMARTT::JENNISONAnd baby makes fiveFri Feb 14 1997 19:3815
    
    	TTHwednesdaynight, thursday, thursdaynight
    
    	Andrew sick with the stomach flu.  I was up most of 
    	the night with him, then had to take a vacation day
    	yesterday (even though I worked 1/2 the day on the
    	phone), was just about to rest a little when my husband
    	called and said he was sick and needed to be picked up
    	at work.  Andrew's better today, but still woke up
    	about three times last night.  
    
    	I'm a walking zombie today, and we've already promised the
    	kids that we'll go to a party at the neighbor's tonight.
    
    
12.21536POWDML::HANGGELILet's Play ChocolateFri Feb 14 1997 19:523
    
    TTHT:  Everything.
    
12.21537ACISS1::SCHELTERFri Feb 14 1997 20:035
    <--  {hug}
    
    
    Mike
    
12.21538POWDML::HANGGELILet's Play ChocolateFri Feb 14 1997 20:054
    
    8,^{
    
    
12.21539A bigger hug and a martini i'm all earsACISS1::SCHELTERFri Feb 14 1997 20:105
    I think I've just been wooshed.
    
    
    Mike
    
12.21540Ah well.POWDML::HANGGELILet's Play ChocolateFri Feb 14 1997 20:422
    
    
12.21541SBUOA::GUILLERMOBut the world still goes round and roundSat Feb 15 1997 05:417
    >    www.nasa.gov -> Welcome -> User Tips -> Apple QuickTime Home ->
>    Cinequest San Jose Film Festival -> Links -> Internet Movie Database ->
>    Amazon.com (in display ad) -> Digital -> DIGITAL data -> DIGITAL Home
>    Page -> Altavista -> Yahoo -> Magazines -> Sex -> Women -> Hustler (4)
>    -> Hustler.                                                    
    
    "The long and winding road..."
12.21542POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorSun Feb 16 1997 22:282
    So, those are actually cyber directions to the smut rack at the corner
    store down my street?
12.21543BUSY::SLABForm feed = &lt;ctrl&gt;v &lt;ctrl&gt;lMon Feb 17 1997 15:3511
    
    	RE: .21409
    
    	Wow, so much pent-up anger!!
    
    
    	RE: several
    
    	I see that you took advantage of my vacation to talk about me in
    	a rather unkind way, as usual.  8^)
    
12.21544BUSY::SLABForm feed = &lt;ctrl&gt;v &lt;ctrl&gt;lMon Feb 17 1997 15:455
    
    	TTHLW:
    
    	I was sick, starting sometime Monday afternoon.
    
12.21545SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Mon Feb 17 1997 18:354
    .21541
    
    Sorry, the rules for Web that Smut don't allow the use of search
    engines.
12.21546CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayMon Feb 17 1997 18:439


  WBZ TV (Channel 4 in Boston) using the Patsy Cline tune "Crazy" in a
  commercial...grrr.



 Jim
12.21547BUSY::SLABGrandchildren of the DamnedMon Feb 17 1997 21:016
    
    	RE: .21526
    
    	Binder, you don't have a 3.5" floppy that you can use for import-
    	ant stuff?
    
12.21548BULEAN::BANKSOrthogonality is your friendTue Feb 18 1997 10:338
.21546:

Mega dittos there, dude.

Of course, what I find really infuriating is when an ad campaign uses about
8 bars of some popular tune, and repeats it over and over as if it's the
entire tune.  (United's butchering of Rhapsody in Blue falls readily to
mind here.)
12.21549BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Tue Feb 18 1997 10:513

	How about Hawiaan Punch's use of the Macarena? :-)
12.21550WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjTue Feb 18 1997 11:111
    You mean there's more than 8 bars to the Macarena? :-)
12.21551ASIC::RANDOLPHTom R. N1OOQTue Feb 18 1997 11:511
Not getting immortalized in the "Chicken...road" string...
12.21552ASIC::RANDOLPHTom R. N1OOQTue Feb 18 1997 11:557
The final inspectors are being weenies. They show up at 7:00 am Saturday
morning, nobody there. They show up at 1:00 pm yesterday, after being told
that they won't be able to inspect because the floors are being finished.
Can't wait to see when they show up again...

The floor guy even offerred to let him walk around if he took his shoes off.
Nope, wouldn't do it.
12.21553NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Feb 18 1997 12:323
My PC was in a strange state this morning, so I rebooted it.  Now Netscape
Navigator can't seem to connect to anything.  Anybody else in ZK having
connectivity problems?
12.21554Eef you enseest.NETRIX::&quot;walters @ddraig.zk3.dec.com&quot;Tue Feb 18 1997 12:364
12.21551 Why did the chicken cross the road?

Tom R:  To get away from those bloody dogs next door.
[Posted by WWW Notes gateway]
12.21555NETRIX::&quot;walters@ddraig.zk3.dec.com&quot;Tue Feb 18 1997 12:387
Nope.  I'm well connected.





[Posted by WWW Notes gateway]
12.21556NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Feb 18 1997 12:481
It's working now.
12.21557DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Tue Feb 18 1997 12:485
    
    
    
    		exhaustion
    
12.21558NETRIX::&quot;walters@ddraig.zk3.dec.com&quot;Tue Feb 18 1997 12:507
Surely a TTL in a cooker hood?





[Posted by WWW Notes gateway]
12.21559home, home on the rangeNOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Feb 18 1997 12:531
It's called a range hood in this part of the world.
12.21560NETRIX::&quot;walters@ddraig.zk3.dec.com&quot;Tue Feb 18 1997 12:564
I'll stay on the cooker.  I'm too old to ride the range.


[Posted by WWW Notes gateway]
12.21561DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Tue Feb 18 1997 12:588
    
    
    	re:  Colin
    
    	{groan}
    
    	=)
    
12.21562ASIC::RANDOLPHTom R. N1OOQTue Feb 18 1997 13:037
> Tom R:  To get away from those bloody dogs next door.

Funny thing about those... haven't seen 'em around much lately. They did get
loose last week, and were tearing into the other neighbors' doberman. Sounded
like the doberman, an expensive, highly trained attack animal, was losing.

At the new house, our new neighbors have some harmless old hounddogs.
12.21563EVMS::MORONEYUHF ComputersTue Feb 18 1997 15:1510
Wake up this morning to an unfamiliar but loud chirp sound. Quickly trace it to
a carbon monoxide detector.  The sound seemed to be a low battery signal, not
an alarm.  But it's a plug-in, doesn't even have a battery. 

Notice the always-on LED on answering machine was off yet VCR clock was happy.
Notice weird grinding sound coming from PC disk drive. Turn on light and only
get a dull orange glow.  Measure voltage at wall outlet, 49 volts.

Throw main breaker.  Will look to see what was damaged tonight.  Hopefully
nothing more than the disk drive.
12.21564WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjTue Feb 18 1997 16:442
    crappy network performance today. long latency, inability to connect to
    proxies, it's loads of fun...
12.21565POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorTue Feb 18 1997 19:112
    finding out that a company benefit has changed drastically and ain't
    much good anymore.
12.21566ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownTue Feb 18 1997 19:254
    
    .21565
    
    ESPP?   bwahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
12.21567POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorTue Feb 18 1997 19:291
    Nope.
12.21568SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerWed Feb 19 1997 00:146
    I came home from work tonight and found Miss Cleo 
    dead in her cage.  It was apparently very quick and
    she didn't seem (from the position she was in) to have
    suffered.  That, however, doesn't make it any easier
    for me :-(
    
12.21569CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayWed Feb 19 1997 01:106

 :-(


 So sorry..
12.21570BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Wed Feb 19 1997 10:104


	I'm sooooo sorry. :-(
12.21571WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjWed Feb 19 1997 10:194
    TTHT: Getting behind a disciple of Dr. Logjam. Every time she came to a
    curve in the road, she hit the brake. Every time there was an oncoming
    car, she hit the brake. I couldn't help but have the feeling that she
    was absolutely terrified to be careening down the road at 25 mph.
12.21572POWDML::HANGGELILet's Play ChocolateWed Feb 19 1997 11:493
    
    Oh, Mary Michael, I am SO sorry 8,^(.
    
12.21573WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjWed Feb 19 1997 11:526
    Sorry to hear of Cleo's demise, MM.
    
    TTHT:
    
     The noisy contractor has arrived for the day. The slamming, loud
    noises and talking loudly will now commence.
12.21574BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Wed Feb 19 1997 12:2110
| <<< Note 12.21571 by WAHOO::LEVESQUE "Spott Itj" >>>

| TTHT: Getting behind a disciple of Dr. Logjam. 

	That was no disciple of mine, doc. I go the speed limit, remember? Less
caffeine would probably help you out. 



Glen
12.21575BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Wed Feb 19 1997 12:217
| <<< Note 12.21573 by WAHOO::LEVESQUE "Spott Itj" >>>

| The noisy contractor has arrived for the day. The slamming, loud
| noises and talking loudly will now commence.

	Doc.... you spend too much time in this note. Don't you ever have fun??
I mean before its warm and you can play basketball! :-)
12.21577TROOA::TEMPLETONOne fine day......SpringWed Feb 19 1997 12:227
    Mary Michael,
    
    So sorry to hear about Cleo.
    
    
    
    joan
12.21578POWDML::HANGGELILet's Play ChocolateWed Feb 19 1997 12:513
    
    I'm a little frustrated today.
    
12.21579SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerWed Feb 19 1997 13:087
    Thanks to everyone who replied here and sent mail.
    We knew that it was simply a matter of time for Cleo,
    but we thought she'd be around a few more months anyway.
    Her cage mates are a little out of sorts today, especially
    Jenny, who was Cleo's first companion and always looked
    out for her.
    
12.21580SCASS1::BARBER_ABloated Egos R UsWed Feb 19 1997 13:326
    .21578  Oops!  
    
    {feverishly responding to Mz_Deb's last mail while mutilating self 
    for taking so long}
    
    8^)
12.21581POWDML::HANGGELILet's Play ChocolateWed Feb 19 1997 13:364
    
    Oh, so my mailbox ISN'T broken!  I guess that means people are just
    ignoring me.
    
12.21582POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorWed Feb 19 1997 13:371
    that could be the only explanation.
12.21583ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownWed Feb 19 1997 13:382
    
    deb, Valentine's day was LAST week.
12.21584POWDML::HANGGELILet's Play ChocolateWed Feb 19 1997 13:439
    
    This switching over to Exchange is driving me nuts.  I'm sending people
    mail and it's taking, in some cases, at least 24 hours to get to them, even
    though it's marked "send immediately".  
    
    One piece of mail took 4 days to get to me, and the person works across
    the hall.
    
    
12.21585ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownWed Feb 19 1997 13:482
    
    Exchange is your friend, it means you no harm.
12.21586POWDML::HANGGELILet's Play ChocolateWed Feb 19 1997 13:493
    
    I feel certain it is out to get me.
    
12.21587ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownWed Feb 19 1997 13:503
    
    It is very slow. i hope you received my Valentine's message before
    today.
12.21588CSC32::M_EVANSbe the villageWed Feb 19 1997 13:536
    Deb,
    
    Only 4 days?  I still haven't received the mail notifying my team that
    a coworker's parent had died Sunday.  Gotta love it, calling someone
    who is dealing with other issues and is supposed to be off.  thanks I
    think I will use e-mail to get time critical stuff out.
12.21589POWDML::HANGGELILet's Play ChocolateWed Feb 19 1997 14:186
    
    Bogus excuses that no longer apply - and yet the situation hasn't
    changed one iota - thus proving the original excuse was a lie.
    
    Boy, am I surprised, NOT.
    
12.21590ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownWed Feb 19 1997 14:412
    
    debra, i love when you talk in code.
12.21591or at least the left 1/2 of it.... GAVEL::JANDROWWed Feb 19 1997 14:537
    
    deb, at least you got the mail (finally).  glad to know that it didn't
    go somewhere else or get hung in purgatory.  
    
    but at least you can see the mail you get unaided now!!!!  ;^>
    
    
12.21592POWDML::HANGGELILet's Play ChocolateWed Feb 19 1997 16:167
    
    I truly do think my mailbox is broken.  I keep getting mail from people
    asking why I'm not writing to them, and it turns out they're not
    getting my mail.
    
    Argh.
    
12.21593WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjWed Feb 19 1997 16:181
    That explains why I haven't gotten any mail from you lately. :-)
12.21594CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayWed Feb 19 1997 16:183

 Yeah, me too!
12.21595POWDML::HANGGELILet's Play ChocolateWed Feb 19 1997 16:203
    
    There!  There!  You see?
    
12.21596LANDO::OLIVER_Bready to begin againWed Feb 19 1997 16:223
    you could at least respond when someone
    sends you congratulations over your 
    recently improved eyesight.  but no.
12.21597POWDML::HANGGELILet's Play ChocolateWed Feb 19 1997 16:256
    
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHGHGHGHGH
    
    So, I'm really and truly NOT being ignored, I'm just not getting
    anyone's mail and they're not getting mine 8^).
    
12.21598ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownWed Feb 19 1997 16:314
    
    debster, i got your mail, via ALL-IN-ONE, the greatest mail system
    since the Pony Express. Hope you received the Exchange message i sent
    earlier today.
12.21599ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownWed Feb 19 1997 16:542
    
    being told my killer "shark" was a nice little fish! Argh!!!!!!!
12.21600BUSY::SLABBasket CaseWed Feb 19 1997 16:574
    
    	ALL-IN-1 probably reformatted the drawing and turned it into
    	something resembling a flounder.
    
12.21601CSC32::M_EVANSbe the villageWed Feb 19 1997 16:574
    Last "shark" I had, I sent to the neighbor with a large Oscar.  He
    decimated a population of Angels, yes he did.
    
    meg
12.21602ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownWed Feb 19 1997 17:013
    
    slabbo, i sent it through Exchange. Next time, I swear, i'll send
    grizzlies, no mistaking them for cubs. 
12.21603BUSY::SLABBasket CaseWed Feb 19 1997 17:074
    
    	Maybe you're using Exchange 2.0 [a kinder, gentler delivery sys-
    	tem] and don't even know it.
    
12.21604ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownWed Feb 19 1997 17:134
    
    but, but, shawn, sharks are supposed to be "manly" fish, not mistaken
    for a goldfish or a tetra. I mean, that's like calling a full grown 
    Rottweiler, a little puppy.
12.21605From guppy to...USPS::FPRUSSFrank Pruss, 202-232-7347Wed Feb 19 1997 17:185
    Most Exchange users recive receive in a proportional font...
    
    Changing this requires a serious hack.
    
    Tell the addressee to select all and set the font to  Courier
12.21606SCASS1::BARBER_ABloated Egos R UsWed Feb 19 1997 17:232
    -1  If you have the knowledge of how to change the incoming font, 
    please share.  
12.21607ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownWed Feb 19 1997 17:266
    
    Ok, that does it! I'm going to send a test message to a few boxers,
    complete with a couple of clip arts. I want to see how they come out
    on your end.
    
    Now, may I have some volunteers?
12.21608CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayWed Feb 19 1997 17:293

 <raises hand>
12.21609BUSY::SLABBe gone - you have no powers hereWed Feb 19 1997 17:303
    
    	Would if I could, but I don't have an Exchange account yet.
    
12.21610ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownWed Feb 19 1997 17:312
    
    ok, writing memo now.
12.21611TROOA::BUTKOVICHDain BramagedWed Feb 19 1997 17:341
    if it's good clip art... you can send a copy to me  8^)
12.21612POWDML::HANGGELILet's Play ChocolateWed Feb 19 1997 17:353
    
    It's a fish.
    
12.21613ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownWed Feb 19 1997 17:392
    
    chris, hang on.
12.21614a fish for me, please...USPS::FPRUSSFrank Pruss, 202-232-7347Wed Feb 19 1997 17:409
    pruss@mail.dec.com
    
    re: How to get fixed font
    
    The hack is in chefs::ms-exchange, when you can get to it.  It sounded
    a bit dangerous & not worth the effort.  I get few items that REQUIRE
    fixed fonts.
    
    
12.21615PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Feb 19 1997 17:416
   the lion appears to be the product of a weird science
   project.

    

12.21616ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownWed Feb 19 1997 17:444
    
    well, two out of my three testers said it was a shark. I like 'prils
    best, she got it to face the reader. oh, di, the lion hadn't eaten yet,
    shawn was unavailable.
12.21617ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownWed Feb 19 1997 17:452
    
    hang on frank
12.21618NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Feb 19 1997 17:542
It's an anchovy that was mashed in the salad bowl.  Can't tell if the murder
weapon was a spoon or a fork.
12.21619PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Feb 19 1997 17:594
  .21618  who's that woman running away from the crime scene?
	  quick - caesar!

12.21620CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayWed Feb 19 1997 18:013

 lettuce not start yet another pun fest.
12.21621ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownWed Feb 19 1997 18:022
    
    lettuce be sure justice is swift
12.21622CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayWed Feb 19 1997 18:033

 Beat ya to it, Blazer Boy
12.21623ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownWed Feb 19 1997 18:043
    
    Argh!!!!! my exchange skills are being mocked from every corner.
    rough crowd lately, like sharks at feeding time.
12.21624POWDML::HANGGELILet's Play ChocolateWed Feb 19 1997 18:103
    
    Like fish at feeding time.
    
12.21625ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownWed Feb 19 1997 18:114
    
    .21624
    
    as she twists the wooden spoon in deeper.
12.21626CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayWed Feb 19 1997 18:113

 Like eagles at feeding time
12.21627DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Wed Feb 19 1997 18:386
    
    
    	.... being given the runaround by the house appraiser/inspector.
    	He'd best be there tomorrow morning at 7:30 or someone's 
    	getting an earful.
    
12.21628PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Feb 19 1997 18:414
   .21627  someone other than us?


12.21629DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Wed Feb 19 1997 18:537
    
    
    	Ummmm......... uh....... yes.  =)
    
    	But isn't that what this note is for?
    
    
12.21630BUSY::SLABBeing weird isn't enoughWed Feb 19 1997 18:5611
    
    	RE: .21628
    
    	[snort!!]
    
    
    	RE: .21629
    
    	We do have a note 11 here, too, for GOOD things that happen to
    	you.  You should visit it once in awhile.  8^)
    
12.21631POWDML::HANGGELILet's Play ChocolateWed Feb 19 1997 18:5710
    
    Going down to the front desk to pick up a gorgeous basket of pink and
    white flowers.
    
    
    
    They're not for me 8^p.
    
    8^)
    
12.21632BUSY::SLABBeing weird isn't enoughWed Feb 19 1997 18:583
    
    	Oh, I thought you were going to say that they were carnations.
    
12.21633ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownWed Feb 19 1997 19:224
    
    .21631
    
    i was hoping they were carnations. as well.
12.21634ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownWed Feb 19 1997 19:232
    
    deb, were they in the shape of a fish?
12.21635POWDML::HANGGELILet's Play ChocolateWed Feb 19 1997 19:269
    
    8^)
    
    It was a lovely mix of white and pink flowers - roses, carnations,
    daisies, bla bla bla, in a huge white woven basket.
    
    I think I may stop at the florist tonight and get myself some flowers,
    so there 8^).
    
12.21636LANDO::OLIVER_Bready to begin againWed Feb 19 1997 19:281
    i got some of those.  and a cahd.
12.21637ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownWed Feb 19 1997 19:315
    
    .21636
    
    you bought yourself flowers and a card? wow. nothing but the best for
    Oph.
12.21638LANDO::OLIVER_Bready to begin againWed Feb 19 1997 19:321
    no.  _i_ didn't buy them.  the old goat did.
12.21639EVMS::MORONEYUHF ComputersWed Feb 19 1997 19:341
He buys you flowers and a cahd and you refer to him as an old goat?
12.21640POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorWed Feb 19 1997 19:361
    It's an atheistic pet name.
12.21641PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Feb 19 1997 19:415
   maybe he has a scruffy little white beard and eats
   tin cans.


12.21642LANDO::OLIVER_Bready to begin againWed Feb 19 1997 19:432
    old goat?  it's a term of endearment.  in a 
    crusty kind of way, to be sure.
12.21643SMARTT::JENNISONAnd baby makes fiveWed Feb 19 1997 19:506
    
    	Well, then, that's what I've been doing wrong.  Maybe
    	if I called my husband an old goat, I'd have gotten a
    	valentine.
    
    
12.21644LANDO::OLIVER_Bready to begin againWed Feb 19 1997 19:511
    could be!  does he qualify?
12.21645SHRCTR::PJOHNSONVaya con huevos.Wed Feb 19 1997 22:415

                 That 'no more new notes' thingy...


12.21646BULEAN::BANKSOrthogonality is your friendThu Feb 20 1997 11:0517
    TTHT:
    
    Having to decide whether I should be buying a new car.
    
    On the one hand, I've been putting off a bunch of repairs on the old
    one, but it's about to hit 150K, and the repairs it's gonna need could
    well amount to more than a half a year's worth of car payments.  That's
    not even dealing with the issue of rust, which is an issue ever since
    the tree fell on the car.
    
    OTOH, it's paid for, and it's running surprisingly well for its age,
    and any replacement isn't going to have all its cute features (like HUD
    and trip computer).      
    
    I really hate these sorts of decisions, 'specially since I'm in enough
    financial poo-poo that I don't want to consider either option (fix or
    replace).
12.21647DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Thu Feb 20 1997 11:547
    
    
    	
    TTHT:  being woken up in the middle of the night but the seemingly
    		hurricane force winds and then not being able to go back
    		to sleep for over an hour.
    
12.21648WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjThu Feb 20 1997 12:023
    >in a crusty kind of way, to be sure.
    
     But of course. :-)
12.21649SMARTT::JENNISONAnd baby makes fiveThu Feb 20 1997 12:056
    
    	re .21644
    
    	I've never seen him eat a tin can, if that's what you're asking.
    
    
12.21650ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownThu Feb 20 1997 12:273
    
    dawn, buy a newer car. By keeping the old one, you will be sending your
    mechanic's kids to Harvard. that will be $10.
12.21651ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownThu Feb 20 1997 12:283
    
    I didn't realize Oph even had an old goat. I mean, man-hater that she
    is and al.
12.21652.21646PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BThu Feb 20 1997 12:327
   I'd keep the old one if I thought I'd get a significant number of
   miles out of it after a half-year's car payments worth of fixes.
   Seems to me it would still net out to less than a new car that way.
  


12.21653POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorThu Feb 20 1997 12:332
    I need to buy a new car or I won't be able to take my kids to
    disneyworld. they've offerd to chip in.
12.21654PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BThu Feb 20 1997 12:344
  .21653  i'll chip in for you to buy a vowel.


12.21655WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjThu Feb 20 1997 12:4224
    >On the one hand, I've been putting off a bunch of repairs on the old
    >one, but it's about to hit 150K, and the repairs it's gonna need could
    >well amount to more than a half a year's worth of car payments.  That's
    >not even dealing with the issue of rust, which is an issue ever since
    >the tree fell on the car.
    
     Well, there comes a point of diminishing returns. Eventually you end
    up paying as much in repairs as you would to make a car payment, except
    the expenses are more bundled and more difficult to plan for.
    
     Another potential problem with old cars is their propensity to go on
    vacation when you need them, like while you're on your way home in
    inclement weather. So you may want to take reliability into account.
    The older a car gets, the more likely it is that one day it'll die when
    you're away from home. How much of that risk are you willing to put up
    with? Or putting it another way- how much are you willing to pay to
    reduce that risk?
    
     Sticker shock is a real problem these days, making this a more
    difficult decision than ever. If you've got a cell phone and you don't
    drive very far very often, maybe you can get by with a simple repair.
    If you frequently take drives to the boonies, maybe you want to reduce
    your risk. And there is always the option of getting a newer used car
    as opposed to buying new.
12.21656ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownThu Feb 20 1997 13:064
    
    our incredible shrinking department. we have one person who resigned
    last week and another in the hospital. i may have to do the "ggod news"
    dance shortly.
12.21657BULEAN::BANKSOrthogonality is your friendThu Feb 20 1997 13:2215
Thanks for the advice, all.

I was arguing with myself this AM, over those very points.  Pulling in to
the gas station and checking the oil told me that I may be passing the
point of diminishing returns.

Sadly, I really am attached to this old car.  I guess I'll just have to
convince myself that I could get attached to a new one, even if it doesn't
have leather, CD player, HUD, trip computer, 9-zillion way adjustable
seats, steering wheel mounted radio buttons, and... you get the idea.

Wouldn't be so rough if it didn't mean taking a step-down into the s___box
range.

I guess it's off to the Saturn dealer tonight...
12.21658NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Feb 20 1997 13:297
>Sadly, I really am attached to this old car.

Jaws of Life can fix that.

> ... HUD, ...

You actually have an entire Federal Government Department in your car?  Awesome!
12.21659BULEAN::BANKSOrthogonality is your friendThu Feb 20 1997 13:312
Actually, what I'm really going to miss the most is getting 30MPG with a
16.5 gallon tank.  Nice range...
12.21660PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BThu Feb 20 1997 13:334
   why not at least run it into the ground?


12.21661BULEAN::BANKSOrthogonality is your friendThu Feb 20 1997 13:341
I think I did already.
12.21662ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownThu Feb 20 1997 13:354
    
    .21660
    
    might damage the body. 
12.21663CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsThu Feb 20 1997 13:375
    Hmm, sounds like there is danger involved here.  It would require a
    cliff or at the very least a steep incline.  No, I think driving it
    until it dies would be far better for your health in the long run. 
    Take it from me, running into the ground is no fun.  I have the scars
    to prove it.
12.21664POWDML::HANGGELILet's Play ChocolateThu Feb 20 1997 14:466
    
    TTHT:  The usurpation of ANOTHER of our conference rooms.  
    
    Oh, that's ok - we'll just hold meetings in the effing HALLWAY.
                                                               
    
12.21665NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Feb 20 1997 14:561
http://www.dimbulb.com/effing.html
12.21666POWDML::HANGGELILet's Play ChocolateThu Feb 20 1997 15:003
    
    Hee hee 8^).
    
12.21667SHOGUN::KOWALEWICZAre you from away?Thu Feb 20 1997 15:195
12.21668POWDML::HANGGELILet's Play ChocolateThu Feb 20 1997 15:2710
    
    GDSOABPOS computer repair companies.
    
    They've had my powerbook for over two weeks now and today say, "Oh,
    we're going to send it to the manufacturer.  You'll have it back in
    March sometime."
    
    INEEDMYLAPTOP!
    
    
12.21669ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownThu Feb 20 1997 15:422
    
    see, you bought an Apple, speaks volumes.
12.21670SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Thu Feb 20 1997 16:173
    At least Apples can be repaired - and deserve to be.  I've watched too
    many others hit the scrap heap because it would cost more to repair
    them than they're worth.
12.21671ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownThu Feb 20 1997 16:213
    
    .21670
    exactly my point. next time, buy a real laptop, buy a Wintel machine.
12.21672LANDO::OLIVER_Bready to begin againThu Feb 20 1997 16:591
    my VP's leaving DEC.  and i like her a lot.
12.21673WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjThu Feb 20 1997 17:001
    You've got your very own? I guess you're way up there. :-)
12.21674LANDO::OLIVER_Bready to begin againThu Feb 20 1997 17:081
    she's braucher's too.  but who cares? ;-)
12.21675CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsThu Feb 20 1997 17:111
    You should all feel lucky I decided to share her with you.  
12.21676SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Thu Feb 20 1997 17:166
    .21671
    
    > buy a Wintel machine.
    
    So I can have a machine that isn't even worth repairing when it breaks? 
    No, thank you.
12.21677MILPND::CLARK_DThu Feb 20 1997 17:174
    
    Yep, very said she is leaving.  She is a wonderful person - she
    was mine to.   She helped break the Glass Ceiling for women in
    DIGITAL.
12.21678BULEAN::BANKSOrthogonality is your friendThu Feb 20 1997 17:174
    And one of the main reason they aren't worth repairing is that they're
    so cheap, you might as well get a new one.  In my book, it still kind
    of beats paying an arm and a leg for a machine with all its usefulness
    coded away, hiding behind a patronizing user interface.
12.21679BULEAN::BANKSOrthogonality is your friendThu Feb 20 1997 17:191
    btw - Which veep?  They are so hard to keep track of.
12.21680POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorThu Feb 20 1997 17:202
    Ya, and I was left to pick up the shards on the tile floor, which is as
    close to the glass ceiling as I'm going to get.
12.21681of server ad fame...GAAS::BRAUCHERChampagne SupernovaThu Feb 20 1997 17:204
  exit the feisty Pauline Nist, to Tandem...

  bb
12.21682BUSY::SLABCrash, burn ... when will I learn?Thu Feb 20 1997 17:223
    
    	I saw that, JJ.  Barely.  8^)
    
12.21683DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Thu Feb 20 1997 17:224
    
    
    	Ah, feh.  =)   Just figured no sense in a duplicate note.....
    
12.21684NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Feb 20 1997 17:234
>    Yep, very said she is leaving.  She is a wonderful person - she
>    was mine to.

Very who?  She was yours to what?
12.21685SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Thu Feb 20 1997 17:2511
    As it happens, you don't pay an arm and a leg for an Apple machine. 
    They cost roughly the same for equivalent performance.  The real
    difference in cost is the diminished need for service, maintenance, and
    training that makes Mac users more productive than Wintel users.
    
    And the fastest laptop you can buy is a PowerBook 3400 - it has a
    240-MHz PPC 603e, which is about the same speed as a 250-MHz PlentyDumb
    with MMX Technology would be.  If there were such a thing, that is. 
    the 3400 also has a CD-ROM, 12.1" SVGA screen, a four-speaker sound
    system, PCI video controller with hardware  acceleration, standard
    16-bit VGA video out, 16-bit stereo in/out, and other stuff.
12.21686ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownThu Feb 20 1997 17:592
    
    I hear Apple has lots of machines for sale. Tons in fact.
12.21687SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Thu Feb 20 1997 18:053
    Apple is not capable of manufacturing PowerBooks fast enough to satisfy
    the demand.  Buty Apple sadly misjudged the demand for Performa models
    and so has bunches of them for sale at very, very attractive prices.
12.21688ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownThu Feb 20 1997 18:146
    
    <--- but
    
    really, nnttm
    
    i caught a spelling mistake.
12.21689BUSY::SLABCrazy Cooter comin' atcha!!Thu Feb 20 1997 18:155
    
    	RE: .21687
    
    	If Apple can't make 10 machines per day, there's something wrong.
    
12.21690ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownThu Feb 20 1997 18:153
    
    actually, Apple makes a very good computer. They missed the boat on
    architecture and OS, but that's for another time.
12.21691EVMS::MORONEYUHF ComputersThu Feb 20 1997 18:151
unfortunately, Apple isn't much more than an applet nowadays.
12.21692wintel is winning everywhere...GAAS::BRAUCHERChampagne SupernovaThu Feb 20 1997 18:174
  apple lost $120M last 1/4, even more than the troubled (tm) company...

  bb
12.21693CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsFri Feb 21 1997 09:233
    Having to go to the passport office in Boston for an emergency
    renewal.  Just the time waster I needed to insert between now and 07:00
    Sunday AM.  :-/
12.21694CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayFri Feb 21 1997 12:0910


  Water leaking into my apartment from the apartment above mine.  fortunately
  it is just running into the shower, but it looks as though some rather
  significant work will be required to repair the ceiling, not to mention
  whatever is causing the leak upstairs.


 Jim
12.21695DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Fri Feb 21 1997 13:207
    
    
    	Had that all the time in my old apartment.  Only, I was unlucky
    	enough to have the water stream right into the middle of my
    	living room.  Not to mention the disaster in the kitchen.
    	Man, what a ****hole that place was!
    
12.21696POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorFri Feb 21 1997 13:231
    a four star hole?
12.21697DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Fri Feb 21 1997 13:244
    
    
    	Ummm.......... no.  =)
    
12.21698ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownFri Feb 21 1997 13:263
    
    we are currently experiencing flooding in this neck of the woods.
    Good thing i traveled by boat today. it pays to plan ahead.
12.21699POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorFri Feb 21 1997 14:141
        It's raining like a bastard here.
12.21700ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownFri Feb 21 1997 14:152
    
    <--- elegantly put.
12.21701POWDML::HANGGELILet's Play ChocolateFri Feb 21 1997 14:273
    
    How does a bastard rain?
      
12.21702NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Fri Feb 21 1997 14:431
Shouldn't that be reign?  As in "reigning like William the Bastard?"
12.21703POWDML::HANGGELILet's Play ChocolateFri Feb 21 1997 14:453
    
    GDSOABPOSAHDHs.
    
12.21704POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorFri Feb 21 1997 14:452
    no sillier than the term raining cats and dogs, which I always thought
    was silly.
12.21705ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownFri Feb 21 1997 15:074
    
    .21703
    
    I'll never be able to figure that one out.
12.21706POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorFri Feb 21 1997 15:101
    It's probably not very complimentary.
12.21707NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Fri Feb 21 1997 15:161
It insults Designated Hitters.
12.21708ASGMKA::MARTINConcerto in 66 MovementsFri Feb 21 1997 15:403
    Mz. Debra:
    
    Did THAT come from your mouth!!????
12.21709ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownFri Feb 21 1997 15:432
    
    she can't hear you Jack, she's lunching in the Sierra's today.
12.21710BRITE::FYFEUse it up, wear it out, make it do, or do without.Fri Feb 21 1997 15:463
  >  Did THAT come from your mouth!!????

  I think it was her fingers ....
12.21711POWDML::HANGGELILet's Play ChocolateFri Feb 21 1997 16:214
    
    I regret to announce that the waitrons at Sierra's did not cause me to
    eat lunch with one hand in my lap, other than for the standard reason.
    
12.21712BUSY::SLABEnjoy what you doFri Feb 21 1997 16:325
    
    	That probably means something, somewhere.
    
    	Maybe a translation to Latin would help.
    
12.21713CSC32::M_EVANSbe the villageFri Feb 21 1997 16:373
    coming down with the kids cold/flu/virus bronchial crud.  
    
    
12.21714ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownFri Feb 21 1997 16:433
    
    our back parking lot is now completely under water. scuba gear will
    be passed out soon.
12.21715it's a long listWAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjFri Feb 21 1997 16:433
    Not receiving the mail Mz Debra sent before lunch. Still. <fornicate>
    Exchange, and any other products whose performance inspires similar
    feelings of frustration.
12.21716POWDML::HANGGELILet's Play ChocolateFri Feb 21 1997 16:443
    
    That's it, I'm switching back to vmsmail.  Bugger exchange.
    
12.21717BUSY::SLABEnjoy what you doFri Feb 21 1997 16:455
    
    	Didn't you just have lunch with her?
    
    	She could have handed you a printout if it were that important.
    
12.21719ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownFri Feb 21 1997 16:534
    
    gee, doc, you weren't on Exchange the other day. oh, it works very
    good some days and slow on others. prolly cause it's not an Apple
    product. that would be my guess.
12.21720WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjFri Feb 21 1997 16:561
    Quitcher jabbering.
12.21721ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownFri Feb 21 1997 16:563
    
    oh, I've not gotten any mail from debra today either. maybe my mailbox
    is down. yeah, that's it.
12.21722ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownFri Feb 21 1997 16:593
    
    you isn't registered for Exchange, that's why you isn't getting mail.
    try ALL-IN-ONE, a real mail system.
12.21723WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjFri Feb 21 1997 17:002
    Any mail system that doesn't do the right thing when you REPLY is
    broken. It's really not such a difficult concept.
12.21724ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownFri Feb 21 1997 17:054
    
    well, mr networks, you didn't exactly state that now did you?
    with that kind of attitude, i'm surprised she even bothered with
    you in the first place.
12.21725CSC32::M_EVANSbe the villageFri Feb 21 1997 17:118
    Exchange has been a total headache for my team, and we are in the same
    building, and presumably the same virtual LAN as the server.  Having
    not gotten several time-critical memos, I am on strike against
    Exchange as a time wasting, disasterous business decision.  It is
    beginning to reaffirm my bias about VMS, and total dislike of PC-based
    anything.  
    
    meg
12.21726WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjFri Feb 21 1997 17:235
    VMS mail is nothing if not reliable, particularly when compared to
    other mail products. I'm running dxmail under decathena. WAF Nightmare.
    What is so difficult about a product that's as reliable as VMS mail and
    has a windows interface? You'd think it was spanning tree code or
    something.
12.21727SMARTT::JENNISONAnd baby makes fiveFri Feb 21 1997 17:386
    
    	I've not received a response from mz_debra today, either.
    
    	I wonder if she received my mail ?
    
    
12.21728SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Fri Feb 21 1997 17:395
    > What is so difficult about a product...?
    
    Nothing at all.  It's called Eudora, and it runs quite happily on Macs
    and PCs.  Or, with the assistance of SoftWindows, on AlphaStations. 
    It's even free, at least the Lite version is.
12.21729POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorFri Feb 21 1997 17:481
    Is anyone getting my mail? huh? is anyone getting my mail?
12.217308^)POWDML::HANGGELILet's Play ChocolateFri Feb 21 1997 17:523
    
    No, I haven't gotten anything from you.
        
12.21731SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Fri Feb 21 1997 17:531
    Nor have I.
12.21732ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownFri Feb 21 1997 18:032
    
    me neither. get busy oh north of the border ipa drinking heathen
12.21733TROOA::BUTKOVICHDain BramagedFri Feb 21 1997 18:593
    a lone voice cries out in the wilderness..
    
    I LOVE EXCHANGE!!!
12.21734POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorFri Feb 21 1997 19:021
    I'll exchange my crap box car for yours then.
12.21735ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownFri Feb 21 1997 19:115
    
    it's a river in our parking lot. completely engulfed, at least 6-8
    inches deep. It's been fun watching cars drive by our building, one 
    car had water up to his doors. He made it through ok, but we'll see
    if his car starts later.
12.21736SMARTT::JENNISONAnd baby makes fiveFri Feb 21 1997 19:505
    
    	Hubby says "five more minutes".  Doesn't this guy have
    	any concept of FRIDAY AFTERNOON ??
    
    
12.21737BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Fri Feb 21 1997 21:2412

	Yesterday I couldn't walk down a flight of stairs. Today I could, but
it still hurt a lot. Tomorrow I am supposed to help a friend move. Hmmmm.....
and seeing I am moving in April, it would make sense to help tomorrow. Why do I
think I won't? 

	Another player on our team took his knee out as well. But for him it
was worse. It happened during the game and was in a lot of pain. But he stayed
until the end of the game. 


12.21738POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorSat Feb 22 1997 13:001
    April is moving in with you?!?!
12.21739SCASS1::BARBER_ABloated Egos R UsSat Feb 22 1997 17:241
    Not on your life.  8)
12.21740POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorSat Feb 22 1997 19:521
    Well, my life ain't worth much.
12.21741BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Sun Feb 23 1997 02:101
April, I see you wouldn't bet your own life on it! :-)
12.21742SCASS1::BARBER_ABloated Egos R UsSun Feb 23 1997 15:554
    Actually, I could use some help around here.  Glen, wanna move to
    Texas?  
    
    8)
12.21743BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Sun Feb 23 1997 18:112
and give up all this? :-)

12.21744FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Sun Feb 23 1997 20:097
    
    
    TtHT:
    
    	a depressed wife. She was doing so much better, too....
    
    
12.21745BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Mon Feb 24 1997 01:064


	Bummer, Jim. :-(
12.21746CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayMon Feb 24 1997 01:1512


 Sorry to hear that, Jim...depression is not a pleasant thing.







 Jim
12.21747FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Mon Feb 24 1997 10:2113
    
    
    	I think her meds are screwed up. One of her medications recently
    went from a brand name to a generic. Great on price ($6 a prescription
    cheaper), but it doesn't seem to absorb into her system at the same
    rate the brand name stuff did. Her level was tested 3 weeks ago and
    found to be very low, so her doctor upped her dosage. I don't think she
    went far enough. 
    
    	Time for another level check.
    
    
    jim
12.21748WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjMon Feb 24 1997 10:3810
    >    a lone voice cries out in the wilderness..
    
    >    I LOVE EXCHANGE!!!
    
     That's because you love to hide behind the built in time delay.
    "Sure I answered your mail- hours ago!"
    
     I finally did get the mail Debra sent friday before lunch. It was
    received saturday between 5 and 10 pm. Absolutely ridiculous. It
    reeks of inferiority.
12.21749ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownMon Feb 24 1997 11:175
    
    .21748
    
    nah, it realized it wasn't an important message, so it decided to
    meander its way through the servers.
12.21750POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorMon Feb 24 1997 12:585
    vaxmail rules. It's almost intantaneous and you can run a nice editor.
    Though it doesn't mesh with the windows world, it is very reliable.
    
    Exchange is great too, but the infrastructure isn't there to support
    it, yet.
12.21751ASGMKA::MARTINConcerto in 66 MovementsMon Feb 24 1997 13:331
    Estate issues.
12.21752GAVEL::JANDROWMon Feb 24 1997 13:477
    mark, i hear ya about the delay.  most of the messages get where they
    need to go in short order.  but in some cases, for no apparent reason,
    the system goes on strike or something.  one of my messages took 4-1/2
    days to get to mz_deb.  and saturday afternoon (2/22), i got 3 messages
    from the lady who sits in the cube next to me that she sent on 2/13. 
    almost 10 days...that is simply not acceptable.
    
12.21753ASIC::RANDOLPHTom R. N1OOQMon Feb 24 1997 13:485
Three months of successful work, all for naught because some nitwit doesn't
like the way the end of our (dirt) driveway meets the (dirt) road. No
occupancy permit until it's fixed.

Dirt is dirt. What the hell is there to fix?
12.21754My father's estate is _still_ not distributedCOVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertMon Feb 24 1997 14:077
>    Estate issues.

You'll have at least a whole year to deal with this.

Even if no one is arguing over who gets what, it's still very stressful.

/john
12.21755CSC32::M_EVANSbe the villageMon Feb 24 1997 14:185
    Finally got the first message about cowrokers FIL's death.  Only took
    Exchange one week!  Wow! gotta love a mail system like that!  This
    could have been sent snailmail from CA and arraived more quickly.
    
    meg
12.21756POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorMon Feb 24 1997 14:201
    I don't like snail mail because it ends up escargot.
12.21757WMOIS::GIROUARD_CMon Feb 24 1997 14:452
    ttht; first day on Exchange after being out all last week
          sick. i smell a stress related relapse...
12.21758BUSY::SLABGood Heavens,Commander,what DID you do?Mon Feb 24 1997 15:036
    
    	RE: .21737
    
    	I wish I were moving in April.  That would be a very lovely and
    	tension-relieving weekend.
    
12.21759POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorMon Feb 24 1997 15:031
    oo er.
12.21760BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Mon Feb 24 1997 15:051
not for her...
12.21761POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorMon Feb 24 1997 15:111
    ack bluh
12.21762ASGMKA::MARTINConcerto in 66 MovementsMon Feb 24 1997 21:0710
    John:
    
    I had strongly suggested the three siblings have mom put all assets
    into a revocable trust.  For once, they listened to me.  Problem is,
    the parents made a typical mistake parents make.  They made the oldest
    sibling the executor and frankly I'm baffled she is able to put her
    britches on correctly in the morning.  She could basically screw up a
    free lunch.
    
    -Jack
12.21763BUSY::SLABA Parting Shot in the DarkMon Feb 24 1997 21:3510
    
    	Actually, compared to a man, a female has an easier time donning
    	britches since the front and back of women's underwear is rather
    	similar in regards to neither containing any sort of exit stitch-
    	ing.
    
    	Try this on a pair of men's underwear and you might cause an ac-
    	cident or 40 if he decided to wait until the last minute to rel-
    	ieve himself and can't find the exit stitching.
    
12.21764COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertMon Feb 24 1997 21:373
fly

NNTTM.
12.21765BUSY::SLABA Parting Shot in the DarkMon Feb 24 1997 22:0711
    
    	To me, "fly" implies that there is a zipper present.
    
    	My underwear has no zipper, ergo [IMO] no "fly".  And I was VERY
    	hesitant to refer to "the hole in a person's underwear", because
    	that would get Glen going on an anus tangent and you would soon be
    	vomiting profusely from the hole in your face.
    
    	See how much trouble I go through in here to avoid innuendo-at-
    	tracting terminology?
    
12.21766COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertTue Feb 25 1997 02:515
>    	To me, "fly" implies that there is a zipper present.

It shouldn't.

/john
12.21767BULEAN::BANKSOrthogonality is your friendTue Feb 25 1997 11:189
Re: Mail

I'd take Exchange with a broken server long before I'd trust anything to
VMS Mail.  And, I know of what I speak.

TTHT:

Getting on to PC Branch this morning, to find that I already owe DCu 17
Grand, even BEFORE I pick up the loan check.
12.21768WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjTue Feb 25 1997 11:205
    >I'd take Exchange with a broken server long before I'd trust anything
    >to VMS Mail.  
    
     Then take it, please. ;-)
    
12.21769ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownTue Feb 25 1997 11:426
    
    <<< to find that I already owe DCU 17 Grand, before ........
    
    
    see what happens when you take exotic vacations to far off
    lands.
12.21770SMURF::WALTERSTue Feb 25 1997 11:451
    It's that Fishguard nitelife.
12.21771DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Tue Feb 25 1997 12:089
    
    
    	$40 per hole put in the walls for extra phone lines and
    	speaker wires.  5 holes........ another $200 to come up 
    	with.  Partially our own fault cuz we didn't ask, but 
    	we could have also been told.  $200 for maybe 1-2 hours
    	work...........  yeesh.  Had we known that, Shane would
    	have waited and done it himself.
    
12.21772ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownTue Feb 25 1997 12:152
    
    welcome to home owning!!!
12.21773WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjTue Feb 25 1997 12:175
    Yeah, they really sock you for the "extra" phone and cable outlets.
    They wanted $50 a pop. I put 'em in myself. It cost me less than $20
    for all the materials, and it would have cost $300 if I'd let them do
    it. I also put in wires for the rear speakers for surround sound while
    I was at it. 
12.21774POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorTue Feb 25 1997 12:172
    Judy, this will appease the gods, there will only be flooding on the
    weekend.
12.21775DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Tue Feb 25 1997 12:219
    
    
    	Gee Glenn, thanks!  =/
    
    	re: doctah
    
    	Yup.... two of the holes were for Shane to do surround sound
    	in the family room.  Hind sight is 20/20......... grumble.
    
12.21776POWDML::HANGGELILet's Play ChocolateTue Feb 25 1997 12:504
    
    I thought I was in the middle of a truce, but I see that it's over, and
    with a vengeance.
    
12.21777NPSS::MCSKEANEWhoa, Frak!!!!Tue Feb 25 1997 12:539
    
    ><<< Note 12.21769 by ACISS1::BATTIS "Chicago - My Kind of Town" >>>
    
    >see what happens when you take exotic vacations to far off lands
    
    I defy anybody to describe Scotland as exotic!!!! Soggy, yes. Exotic,
    NO WAY!!!!!
    
    POL :>>>
12.21778COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertTue Feb 25 1997 12:557
>    I thought I was in the middle of a truce, but I see that it's over, and
>    with a vengeance.

Uhoh.  Well, I won't be around this Saturday, so this silly fight can
go on without me.

/john    
12.21779POWDML::HANGGELILet's Play ChocolateTue Feb 25 1997 12:564
    
    Different war.  But thank you for warning me that I can be on time
    for my Saturday night activities now 8^).
                 
12.21780BULEAN::BANKSOrthogonality is your friendTue Feb 25 1997 12:565
Yes, exotic.  Where else would you have the chance to choke down a
platefull of haggis while watching a TV interview with Marie Osmond while
riding a ferry to the Orkney islands?

This really happens.
12.21781NPSS::MCSKEANEWhoa, Frak!!!!Tue Feb 25 1997 13:0710
    > <<< Note 12.21780 by BULEAN::BANKS "Orthogonality is your friend" >>>
    
    >Yes, exotic.  Where else would you have the chance to choke down a 
    >platefull of haggis while watching a TV interview with Marie Osmond
    >while riding a ferry to the Orkney islands? 
    
    Thanks for reminding me of the reasons I left the poxy country for!!!!
    
    POL  :>>>> 
    
12.21782BUSY::SLABAfterbirth of a NationTue Feb 25 1997 14:303
    
    	Marie Osmond is a babe.
    
12.21783SMARTT::JENNISONAnd baby makes fiveTue Feb 25 1997 14:379
    
    	TTHT (or, TTWA)
    
    	My friend just cancelled our lunch plans so she could have
    	lunch with her husband.
    
    	the mind boggles
    
    
12.21784POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorTue Feb 25 1997 14:433
  re  12.21782
    
    agreed.
12.21785ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownTue Feb 25 1997 15:064
    
    .21783
    
    not having a good day, are you?
12.21786WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjTue Feb 25 1997 15:106
    >	My friend just cancelled our lunch plans so she could have
    >	lunch with her husband.
    
    >	the mind boggles
    
     I understand they went out for Thai.
12.21787POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorTue Feb 25 1997 15:111
    on the way to the passport office.
12.21788PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BTue Feb 25 1997 15:145
  well thank goodness there was no routine engineering
  crisis involved.


12.21789SMARTT::JENNISONAnd baby makes fiveTue Feb 25 1997 15:324
    
    	Hey, I didn't ditch you guys for my husband!  
    
    
12.21790BUSY::SLABAll the leaves are brownTue Feb 25 1997 15:403
    
    	"Didn't" or "wouldn't"?
    
12.21791SMARTT::JENNISONAnd baby makes fiveTue Feb 25 1997 15:444
    
    	whassa mattah ?  don't want to tilt your head down to read
    	all the way to the end of my reply ?
    
12.21792BUSY::SLABAlways a Best Man, never a groomTue Feb 25 1997 16:254
    
    	I know what you said, but I was looking for clarification for a
    	future dilemma.
    
12.21793GAVEL::JANDROWTue Feb 25 1997 17:527
    
    jj, the guy that was going to build the house we almost bought was only
    charging $15/per extra phone/cable jack.  youse got hosed!
    
    but congrats on the house nonetheless!!!!  
    
    
12.21794BUSY::SLABAn imagine burning in her mind ...Tue Feb 25 1997 18:088
    
    	Well, what's an "extra" phone/cable jack?  How many are considered
    	"normal"?  2 per house?  2 per floor?
    
    	And if the walls are unfinished it's pretty easy to install them
    	yourself.  Just nail an electrical box to a wall stud and run a
    	pair of wires into the back.
    
12.21795CADSYS::FENNELLNothing is planned by the sea and the sandTue Feb 25 1997 18:135
My builder put all the phone and cable jacks in.  He asked how many we wanted,
told us the Phone Co/Cable Co technicians were robbers and told us he'd run all
the wires no charge.


12.21796SMARTT::JENNISONAnd baby makes fiveTue Feb 25 1997 18:228
    
    	If you're still in the building stage, it's easy and cheap
    	to get the builders to do it.  If you are buying a ranch, it
    	is easy to do it yourself.  It only gets costly when you're
    	buying an existing house and want someone else to go through
    	the trouble of snaking the wires up several floors.
    
    
12.21797SMURF::WALTERSTue Feb 25 1997 18:2413
    
    You'd think a phone line was a no brainer.  However, last night I was
    down in the basement when I suddenly felt a blast of warm air down my
    neck as the furnace came on.  The twit who had installed a second line
    in the bedroom used the furnace cold return duct to route the wire to
    the 2nd floor. The return duct was left unattached so I've been heating
    the basement for the last 18 months.  Grrrrr.
     
    The best thing to do is have the builder install a couple of 2" pipes
    basement to attic during construction.  One each end of the house. Drop
    a pull-through down and you can do any future wiring jobs with ease.
     
     
12.21798DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Tue Feb 25 1997 19:1520
    
    
    	re: Shawn
    
    	Extra, as in, there weren't enough.  There was one in the 
    	kitchen and one in the master bedroom.  We needed one in
    	the office/craft room for the modem on the computer.  And
    	we had one put in the living room.  We had the cable moved 
    	to a different wall than it was currently installed in and
    	Shane wanted surround sound so two more holes were made to put
    	in the speaker wire.
    
    	re: others
    
    	The house was 95% complete, only needing flooring, lighting
    	and appliances.  So the walls were already finished, including
    	having already been painted.  I'll be honest in that I don't
    	know what it entailed for him to get this done but $40 per hole
    	seemed a little steep to me.
    
12.21799experience is the key ...BRITE::FYFEUse it up, wear it out, make it do, or do without.Tue Feb 25 1997 19:2317
I wired phone and cable to every room in the house during construction.
It was MUCH cheaper than having the electrician do it since I got the
 cable and phone wire for free :-)
Doing this while the studs were still bare was time consuming enough.
I had to add one outlet after the walls were finished and it took
a considerable amount of time.

>I'll be honest in that I don't
>    	know what it entailed for him to get this done but $40 per hole
>    	seemed a little steep to me.

 $40 an outlet is pretty standard during construction.
 $40 an outlet after the walls are insulated, sheetrocked, and finished
  is a pretty good price. Be happy about it.

	Doug. 
12.21800POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorTue Feb 25 1997 19:251
    A good outlet for me would cost more than $40.00.
12.21801DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Tue Feb 25 1997 19:275
    
    
    	Thanks for the insight Doug........  =)
    
    
12.21802POWDML::HANGGELILet's Play ChocolateTue Feb 25 1997 19:436
    
    Someone please tell me why I bother to be nice to people who can't take
    the time or effort to be even CIVIL to me.
                                       
    Please.
    
12.21803BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Tue Feb 25 1997 19:594
because it is your nature to be nice, and so you always will be. Just remember,
that is a GREAT trait to have. It could also be why the person wouldn't be
civil. Trying to get to you. Be happy that you're a great person! To Hell with
everyone who can't be civil!
12.21804LANDO::OLIVER_Bready to begin againTue Feb 25 1997 20:011
    i'm cryin' ovah heah.
12.21805POWDML::HANGGELILet's Play ChocolateTue Feb 25 1997 20:036
    
    8^)
    
    How can I stay mad for long around here?  You guys are so cruel 8^).
                                                 
    
12.21806WMOIS::GIROUARD_CWed Feb 26 1997 09:349
    Opie Weld took the spotlight again by proposing that truant
    kids be denied the right to drive an vehicle in the PRM.
    
    another example of too much state government in your face
    and the state trying to "parent" children. 
    
    while children's edcuation should be a concern for everyone
    it is the repsonsibility of the parent. the system is there,
    albeit in need, it is there.
12.21807WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjWed Feb 26 1997 10:293
    >A good outlet for me would cost more than $40.00.
    
     Sounds like a trip to Rue St. Catherine is in order.
12.21808BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Wed Feb 26 1997 12:383
that and now it looks like tolls will go up to pay for the big dig. gee, he
took tolls out during his run for office..... now he is putting more money on
the tolls to make up for it..... 
12.21809BULEAN::BANKSSaturn SapWed Feb 26 1997 12:395
Well, he made good on his promise out west.  Not only do they close the
booths on really busy (holiday) evenings, but the turnpike authority is so
concerned about losing their feifdom that they're actually staffing the
booths at reasonable levels so paying the toll is no longer a 15 minute
proposition.
12.21810SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerWed Feb 26 1997 12:543
    I am absolutely sick and tired of being sick.  This is
    my third cold since the middle of January.  Tell that
    cursed groundhog to get Spring here on the double!
12.21811ACISS1::BATTISChicago - My Kind of TownWed Feb 26 1997 13:163
    
    MM, you must do the ritual "Spring, get your butt here!" dance.
    It won't arrive until you do. get busy.
12.21812SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerWed Feb 26 1997 13:182
    <frantically searching for magic wand and groundhog skin>
    
12.21813ASIC::RANDOLPHTom R. N1OOQWed Feb 26 1997 13:5612
>    <<< Note 12.21810 by SMURF::MSCANLON "a ferret on the barco-lounger" >>>
>    I am absolutely sick and tired of being sick.  This is
>    my third cold since the middle of January.  Tell that
>    cursed groundhog to get Spring here on the double!

Apparently, most colds are passed by contact, i.e., someone sneezes on their
hand and opens a door with that hand. You come along 10 seconds later, open
the door, and then rub your eye. Tag, you're it.

Moral: don't touch your face, particularly your eyes, nose, or mouth AT ALL
when you're around people, unless you've just washed your hands. It seems to
work for my wife and I...
12.21814ASGMKA::MARTINConcerto in 66 MovementsWed Feb 26 1997 16:371
    Estate issues
12.21815WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjWed Feb 26 1997 16:392
    <== you can write a program to post that note on a daily basis if you
    want. It'll save you the effort.
12.21816DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Wed Feb 26 1997 16:584
    
    
    	TTHT........ ummmmmmmm............  nothing!  =)
    
12.21817ASGMKA::MARTINConcerto in 66 MovementsWed Feb 26 1997 16:581
    Estate issues  (glazed stare into space)
12.21818RE: .21816BUSY::SLABBlack No. 1Wed Feb 26 1997 16:594
    
    	[faints, needs mouth-to-mouth and is desperately looking for vol-
    	 unteers]
    
12.21819POWDML::HANGGELILet's Play ChocolateWed Feb 26 1997 17:003
    
    Glen?
    
12.21820BUSY::SLABBlack No. 1Wed Feb 26 1997 17:068
    
    	Die?
    	Glen?
    	Die?
    	Glen?
    
    	Don't spend too much on the casket, it's a waste of money.
    
12.21821DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Wed Feb 26 1997 17:118
    
    
    	Shawn,
    
    
    	pppppppppfffffffftttttttthhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!
    
    
12.21822that darn dog!TROOA::BUTKOVICHpeople in masks cannot be trustedWed Feb 26 1997 18:045
    As I was opening the door to let Taz out this morning, she spied a flock 
    of birds taking off and proceeded to get a running start by digging her
    back paw into my bare foot, thus leaving a bloody spike mark and what I
    am sure will develop into a nasty bruise by tomorrow.  The tops of ones
    feet are surprisingly sensitive.  8^( 
12.21823ACISS1::BATTISCarnations,not just for Easter anymoreWed Feb 26 1997 18:062
    
    well, did she bring back breakfast?
12.21824TROOA::BUTKOVICHpeople in masks cannot be trustedWed Feb 26 1997 18:121
    No... there are no cheeseburger vending machines in my backyard
12.21825ACISS1::BATTISCarnations,not just for Easter anymoreWed Feb 26 1997 18:152
    
    <crestfallen>
12.21826NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Feb 26 1997 18:261
Pick up the toothpaste.
12.21827BUSY::SLABCan you hear the drums, Fernando?Wed Feb 26 1997 18:503
    
    	He aims to do that sometime tonight.
    
12.21828ACISS1::BATTISCarnations,not just for Easter anymoreWed Feb 26 1997 19:092
    
    it will be a colgate in hell when i stoop to that level.
12.21829POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorWed Feb 26 1997 19:111
    You had better brush up on your puns.
12.21830NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Feb 26 1997 19:111
You're not ultra bright.
12.21831ACISS1::BATTISCarnations,not just for Easter anymoreWed Feb 26 1997 19:132
    
    I'll try to rembrandt that next time.
12.21832POWDML::HANGGELILet's Play ChocolateWed Feb 26 1997 19:133
    
    Your humour just gleems on through.
    
12.21833BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Wed Feb 26 1997 19:175
pearl drops


	I just wanted that to follow Deb because her teeth are just like that.
All pearly white and all
12.21834BUSY::SLABCandy'O, I need you ...Wed Feb 26 1997 19:203
    
    	As pearly white as a necklace, you mean?
    
12.21835ASGMKA::MARTINConcerto in 66 MovementsWed Feb 26 1997 19:201
    ZZ Top
12.21836POWDML::HANGGELILet's Play ChocolateWed Feb 26 1997 19:203
    
    Oh dear.
    
12.21837ACISS1::BATTISCarnations,not just for Easter anymoreWed Feb 26 1997 19:202
    
    I've heard of dropping trou, now dropping pearls, hmmm.
12.21839POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorWed Feb 26 1997 19:211
    filthy.
12.21840BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Wed Feb 26 1997 19:227
| <<< Note 12.21834 by BUSY::SLAB "Candy'O, I need you ..." >>>


| As pearly white as a necklace, you mean?

	Is that a hand crafted pearl necklace or one made with the help of a
machine?
12.21841BUSY::SLABCandy'O, I need you ...Wed Feb 26 1997 19:243
    
    	"milking machine ... it doesn't stop until it's gotten 4 quarts."
    
12.21842BULEAN::BANKSSaturn SapThu Feb 27 1997 11:2219
    TTHT:
    
    Well it starts with a TTLT:  The gargantuan hunk of amalgam that the
    student dentist pinned to one of my teeth on Monday is still holding,
    which has given it a longevity that's at least one day longer than the
    last nearly-as-gargantuan hunk of amalgam that she merely glued to the
    tooth a couple of weeks ago.  The other TTLT is that despite all the
    heavy machinery called in for the job, and all the cutting away of gum
    tissue, the tooth and area surrounding have caused me little or no
    detectable pain all week.
    
    The TTRH is that my cheek is now lined with mouth sores from all the
    places she poked the novacaine needle whilst looking for my apparently
    mis-located nerve bundle.
    
    (And as an interesting sideline, and one that probably only Glen will
    appreciate, going to this dentist was the first time I actually
    witnessed a dental dam being used for... dental work.  What a bizarre
    notion!)
12.21843ACISS1::BATTISCarnations,not just for Easter anymoreThu Feb 27 1997 11:263
    
    
    <--- next time, go to a real dentist.
12.21844WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjThu Feb 27 1997 11:315
    >(And as an interesting sideline, and one that probably only Glen will
    >appreciate, going to this dentist was the first time I actually
    >witnessed a dental dam being used for... dental work.
    
     Don't go there!
12.21845%^#GAVEL::JANDROWThu Feb 27 1997 11:357
    
    >>  I just wanted that to follow Deb because her teeth are just like
    >>  that.  All pearly white and all
    
    except when she's been drinking wine...
    
    
12.21846BUSY::SLABConsume feces and expireThu Feb 27 1997 11:423
    
    	It could be white wine.
    
12.21847GAVEL::JANDROWThu Feb 27 1997 11:433
    she knows what i mean...
    
    
12.21848BUSY::SLABConsume feces and expireThu Feb 27 1997 11:525
    
    	Oh, an inside joke.
    
    	I feel so left out.
    
12.21849BULEAN::BANKSSaturn SapThu Feb 27 1997 11:536
.21843:

She was a real dentist, or at least plays one in medical school.

Anyway, gave me a good chance to see what it's like being one of my
clients, albeit in a different domain.
12.21850BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Thu Feb 27 1997 12:517

	raq... there was this woman who had teeth like mz_debra on the colorado
for family values tape I have called, "The Gay Agenda". The only diference is
she had this big red blotch on them from her lipstick. It was too funny to
watch her speak. :-)  Does that happen often with women? I've only seen it that
one time.
12.21851ACISS1::BATTISCarnations,not just for Easter anymoreThu Feb 27 1997 13:135
    
    farewell lunch for another co-worker who has moved on to bigger and
    better things, though she's still with mother DEC. Uno's is the place,
    they have a great 3 mushroom pizza with cheese. It is to die for,
    relatively speaking.
12.21852COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertThu Feb 27 1997 13:161
The Uno's automat?
12.21853ACISS1::BATTISCarnations,not just for Easter anymoreThu Feb 27 1997 13:203
    
    contrary to popular belief, I eat normal food 99% of the time. Do
    you think I was brought up in a cave?
12.21854BULEAN::BANKSSaturn SapThu Feb 27 1997 13:251
Yes.
12.21855SMURF::WALTERSThu Feb 27 1997 13:261
    Ask Di for a date.
12.21856ACISS1::BATTISCarnations,not just for Easter anymoreThu Feb 27 1997 13:272
    
    <---- she might expect carnations.
12.21857SMURF::WALTERSThu Feb 27 1997 13:401
   Word is, she'll settle for being clubbed and dragged by the hair.
12.21858CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayThu Feb 27 1997 13:544


 just banged my knee on my desk..ouch.
12.21859NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Feb 27 1997 14:064
>    contrary to popular belief, I eat normal food 99% of the time. Do
>    you think I was brought up in a cave?

You _do_ like mushrooms.
12.21860ASGMKA::MARTINConcerto in 66 MovementsThu Feb 27 1997 15:1337
    Estate issues....
    
    I would like to share this with others so that they may be prepared.  I
    believe it is worth sharing and may help one of you some day.
    
    As you are aware, my mother n law passed away a few weeks ago.  She was
    a kind hearted, generous woman who would have given her life for her
    children and grandchildren...in laws not withstanding!  However, her
    greatest fault was stubborness and strong self will.
    
    Josephine passed away while taking a bath.  The water was running and
    after four hours, the water caused considerable damage to three condo
    units directly below her as well as the condominium office. 
    
    My MIL was very good about sending the children checks on their b'days,
    Christmas...the usual things grandmothers do.  Josephine however was
    from the generation that believed if it wasn't tangible, the need
    wasn't as important.
    
    After 40 years of paying homeowners insurance, she decided ademately
    that homeowners was a waste of money...unbeknown to us of course.  Her
    policy cancelled in January.
    
    Her estate, including a sum of money she had saved in the bank, will
    most likely vanish.  My attitude on this whole thing is that we are
    healthy, we have plans for our lives, and most importantly, keeping a
    perspective that putting hopes in temporal things can and will
    ultimately bring disappointment.
    
    Suffice it to say, I am now going to have to contend with the legal
    ramifications knowing this mess will profit in no way other than to
    build character and perseverance.  If you have elderly parents, my
    advice which you didn't ask for, is to share this story with your
    parents and help them understand that saving $180.00 cost a well
    intentioned woman 1000 fold.  Don't be penny wise and pound foolish. 
    
    -Jack
12.21861BUSY::SLABDILLIGAFThu Feb 27 1997 15:238
    
    	Jack, it didn't cost her a darned thing.
    
    	Not trying to make light of the situation, and I know what you're
    	trying to say [for once] ... but she's got nothing to worry about.
    	It's the remaining relatives/heirs that will bear the burden of
    	her decision.
    
12.21862BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Thu Feb 27 1997 15:253

	Did the water absolutely destroy the house?
12.21863CSC32::M_EVANSbe the villageThu Feb 27 1997 15:523
    Three condo's and the manager's office?  who the hell was minding the
    store that water could be dripping into apartments for 4 hours before
    anyone noticed?
12.21864POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorThu Feb 27 1997 15:541
    isn't there condo insurance to cover water damage?
12.21865SMURF::WALTERSThu Feb 27 1997 15:542
    Did the other condo owners and the Association have no insurance
    either?
12.21866BUSY::SLABDILLIGAFThu Feb 27 1997 15:545
    
    	If it's the middle of the day, most people are probably working
    	at the time.  So it could very well have been 8 hours before
    	anyone noticed.
    
12.21867BUSY::SLABDILLIGAFThu Feb 27 1997 15:567
    
    	RE: last few
    
    	The damage wasn't the condo complex's fault, it was the owner's
    	fault.  That is, if she was the owner and not a renter, and then
    	it might make a difference.
    
12.21868POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorThu Feb 27 1997 16:011
    Why didn't the overflow drain work? 
12.21869NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Feb 27 1997 16:022
This is interesting.  I'll have to see if my condo insurance covers stuff
like this.
12.21870NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Feb 27 1997 16:031
Some tubs don't have overflow drains.
12.21871SMURF::WALTERSThu Feb 27 1997 16:066
    One of the reasons I take insurance is in case the other guy
    doesn't.  If the person below had no insurance, and the person causing
    the accident was penniless, they'd be SOL.  
    
    Strikes me that any condo Assoc should enforce insurance and not allow
    it to lapse - just like a mortgagor does.
12.21872GAVEL::JANDROWThu Feb 27 1997 16:108
    
    a couple of years ago when the guy in the condo next door decided not
    leave the heat on at least a little in the middle of february, the
    waterpipes burst, flooding that condo, and overflowing into my condo's
    kitchen and basement.  renter's insurance covered the damage.  wouldn't
    home owner's insurance cover it as well???
    
    
12.21873BRITE::FYFEUse it up, wear it out, make it do, or do without.Thu Feb 27 1997 16:3715
Condo associations generally carry a policy on the structure 
and exterior while all internal surfaces and appliances are 
covered by the condo owners policy, which is usually required 
before a mortgage is given.

Does the association policy covers flood damage?

The owners of the units damaged will likely be covered by their 
own policies but they, and/or their insurance companies can still 
sue her estate.

not a pleasant situation at all ....

Hope it works out OK.

12.21874WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjThu Feb 27 1997 16:4718
    It's quite likely that the adjoining units' owners' insurance does, in
    fact, cover the damage. It's also likely that their insurance companies
    are subrogating, which is the immediate source of OJM's trouble.
    
    It's difficult to get any guarantee, as a condo association, that any
    particular unit carries liability insurance. You can require it via
    bylaws or per an order of the board, but even if you further require
    that each owner submit a certificate of insurance, that doesn't
    forclose the possibility that an owner may subsequently cancel the
    insurance in an effort to save money.
    
    I wonder if OJM's MIL had general personal liability insurance. That
    may provide some amount of coverage. You'd need to speak with an
    insurance agent to be sure. Did she specifically cancel the insurance
    back in january? Perhaps a case can be made that she was simply late in
    paying, and given her 40 years of carrying insurance, etc.
    
    Sounds like a major headache, OJM.
12.21875COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertThu Feb 27 1997 16:536
The damage occurred after she died.

Is her estate responsible for something which happened after her death,
or only before her death?

/john
12.21876BULEAN::BANKSSaturn SapThu Feb 27 1997 16:557
Sorry to hear you're having to go through all this, Jack, particularly
after your loss.

Re: Everyone else...

Methinks Mr. Jack ain't served well by well wishers telling him what he 
shoulda done or said.
12.21877SMURF::WALTERSThu Feb 27 1997 16:582
    Point taken. Although Jack, in his grief, may not have thought of some of
    these things and they could be of use to him.                 
12.21878PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BThu Feb 27 1997 16:589
>               <<< Note 12.21876 by BULEAN::BANKS "Saturn Sap" >>>

>Methinks Mr. Jack ain't served well by well wishers telling him what he 
>shoulda done or said.

	who's doing that?



12.21879NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Feb 27 1997 16:595
>Methinks Mr. Jack ain't served well by well wishers telling him what he 
>shoulda done or said.

I didn't see any of that.  People have been writing about the ins and outs
of insurance in a case like this.
12.21880BUSY::SLABDo ya wanna bump and grind with me?Thu Feb 27 1997 17:227
    
    	RE: .21875
    
    	Might not even be able to prove that.  Someone incapacitated by a
    	medical condition might not be able to "prevent" the damage once
    	the ball starts rolling even though still alive.
    
12.21881ACISS1::BATTISCarnations,not just for Easter anymoreThu Feb 27 1997 17:245
    
    Jack, I've been following this thread recently. I'm sorry to hear that
    your MIL cancelled her insurance policy in january. Hope things work
    out for you and your family, it's obviously a stressful time for you.
    Try to keep your chin up.
12.21882ASGMKA::MARTINConcerto in 66 MovementsThu Feb 27 1997 18:1721
    Thanks all!  Actually, I think open dicussion on this matter is very
    helpful.  I just called, per Doctah's suggestion, Blue
    Cross...unfortunately to no avail.  I even called to see if we could
    make the policy retroactive (Insurance guy was a close friend of
    theirs).  He said he couldn't do it even for his own mother.  I even
    called METPAY downstairs since my wife is a trust holder.  
    
    Having spoken to the lawyer, my sense was since the flooding was caused
    by her death, there was no negligence involved.  I am assuming worst
    case scenario here since the possibility exists the owners may not have
    had their mink stoll covered...or because their pictures are
    irreplacable.  My SIL and I having just spoken don't want two years of
    litany over this.  We would prefer to get it done but we are sitting
    tight right now until we hear from them.  
    
    Slab, practically speaking, you are correct...it isn't her loss.  In
    reality though, her wishes of giving her children something were
    dashed...so she did lose here.  She just won't ever know about
    it...which by the way I am glad of!
    
    -Jack
12.21883BRITE::FYFEUse it up, wear it out, make it do, or do without.Thu Feb 27 1997 18:205
>	who's doing that?


That was my first thought as well ...
12.21884BULEAN::BANKSSaturn SapThu Feb 27 1997 19:5011
    Argh.
    
    Network goes to pot, then one of the hard drives crashes, and now I
    can't seem to get the stupid workstation back on the 'net.
    
    I s'pose that's what I get for using 1960s technology in 1980s
    packaging.
    
    I realize that this ain't a popular stance 'round these parts, but:
    
    Vaxes really blow; VMS doubly so.
12.21885PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BThu Feb 27 1997 19:545
   VMS roooolz!!



12.21886BULEAN::BANKSSaturn SapThu Feb 27 1997 20:003
    I definitely don't want any of what VMS roolz.  My doctor told me to
    avoid fecal byproducts in my diet.
    
12.21887BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Thu Feb 27 1997 20:077
| <<< Note 12.21884 by BULEAN::BANKS "Saturn Sap" >>>


| Network goes to pot, then one of the hard drives crashes, and now I
| can't seem to get the stupid workstation back on the 'net.

	Take it to 188!
12.21888A Canadian InstitutionPOLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorFri Feb 28 1997 01:321
    Eaton's is in big trouble. Another victim of Wal-Mart in Canada.
12.21889WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjFri Feb 28 1997 10:1719
    TTHT:
    
    U*IX crap that doesn't work the way it's documented. I just LOVE that.
    I'm trying to do something so simple that virtually every college
    student in the country can do it (with impunity) but it's not working
    as it's documented (and it only took me a couple of hours to FIND the
    effing documentation in the first place.) What terribly complex
    operation am I trying to do? Send mail to a distribution list using
    dxmail. It's ok. I've only wasted a couple of hours trying to get it to
    work. I'm RRRRRRRRR sick of this kind of crap. 
    
    TTHT:
    
     People for whom parking within the lines is an insurmountable task.
    The lines are clearly marked. There's plenty of room. The sbox in
    question is a tempo or topaz. This person has 4-5 feet on one side of
    the car, and -.5 feet on the other side. I really think we ought to tow
    their cars to the nether regions of the parking lot if they are
    incapable of parking any better than that.
12.21890ACISS1::BATTISCarnations,not just for Easter anymoreFri Feb 28 1997 11:022
    
    <------ parking is hard
12.21891BUSY::SLABDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Fri Feb 28 1997 11:085
    
    	I think I'll stay out of this thread, but at least my car is
    	about 1/4 mile away from the building and not even close to
    	another car.
    
12.21892SMURF::WALTERSFri Feb 28 1997 11:1830
    
    Hmm.  dxmail has a manpage with the following info:
    
    To define an alias file to be used with dxmail, follow this procedure:
    
       1.  Create the Mail directory and a skeleton .mh_profile file by
    invoking
           dxmail.  This skeletal .mh_profile will contain the following
    line:
    
                Path: Mail
    
       2.  Edit the .mh_profile file to add the following three lines:
    
                ali: -alias aliases
                send: -alias aliases
                whom: -alias aliases
    
       3.  Create an alias file in your Mail directory with the name
    specified in
           these lines.
    
       4.  In your alias file, add lines in the following format:
    
                alias: person1, person2,....
    
    
    It looks harder than parking.
    
     
12.21893ACISS1::BATTISCarnations,not just for Easter anymoreFri Feb 28 1997 11:372
    
    <--- why not woman page??? hmmm
12.21894POWDML::HANGGELILet's Play ChocolateFri Feb 28 1997 11:565
    
    It is SO MUCH FUN coming in to a snippy mail message and a number of
    other items designed to hurt my feelings.
    
    
12.21895ACISS1::BATTISCarnations,not just for Easter anymoreFri Feb 28 1997 12:222
    
    debra, who have you been ticking off now?
12.21896ACISS1::BATTISCarnations,not just for Easter anymoreFri Feb 28 1997 12:272
    
    cheeseburger withdrawals.
12.21897BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Fri Feb 28 1997 12:392
my..... either they just ran out, or they will go very poor because you gave up
eating vending machine cheeseburgers..... 
12.21898ACISS1::BATTISCarnations,not just for Easter anymoreFri Feb 28 1997 12:472
    
    <---- It's lent.
12.21899POWDML::HANGGELILet's Play ChocolateFri Feb 28 1997 12:543
    
    And to whom?
    
12.21900ACISS1::BATTISCarnations,not just for Easter anymoreFri Feb 28 1997 13:002
    
    <--- you know what I meant. troublemaker.
12.21901POWDML::HANGGELILet's Play ChocolateFri Feb 28 1997 13:043
    
    :+]
    
12.21902ACISS1::BATTISCarnations,not just for Easter anymoreFri Feb 28 1997 13:054
    
    .21901
    
    what a simply adorable smile.
12.21903Let's say it together: OOooo!SBUOA::GUILLERMOBut the world still goes round and roundFri Feb 28 1997 14:2314
    I'm wid Doc and Ms. DesMaisons on the UNIX/etc. OO crap.
    
    Why, just t'other day I looked up a function that explicitly states in
    not one, but 2 manuals that arguments _must_ be pointers. Yet, in code
    I'm converting and examples in ::DECC, there are instances of
    the function without pointer arguments.
    
    It's all LIES, I tell you. (And I don't care what UNIX bigots say,
    there IS something perverse in "apropos" standing for "help", not to
    mention the noise disgorged when one has the misfortune to consult it.
    
    There hasn't been one time where, in the course of teaming on a project
    a co-worker in the new UNIX order hasn't said to me "I have an example
    of that if you need to see it".
12.21904SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Fri Feb 28 1997 14:307
    UNIX is just like PCs.
    
    "PC's require total commitment. You need to either adjust your 
    priorities, or buy a Mac."
    
    				- a PC weenie, left anonymous for his own
    				  safety, quoted by Darla Lanchester
12.21905SMURF::WALTERSFri Feb 28 1997 14:431
    Wimpoids.  Only the strong will survive. 
12.21906SBUOA::GUILLERMOBut the world still goes round and roundFri Feb 28 1997 14:523
    I don't want to just "survive".
    
    I want to _LIVE_.
12.21907SMURF::WALTERSFri Feb 28 1997 15:068
    
    Ah. In that case, mail your Digital UNIX documentation woes to
    readers_comment@zk3.dec.com where our courteous and attentive
    staff will be pleased to help you.
    
    And see the new website: 
    
    http://www.UNIX.digital.com/faqs/publications/pub_page/pubs_page.html
12.21908I spell M, A, N, MAN...SBUOA::GUILLERMOBut the world still goes round and roundFri Feb 28 1997 15:124
    Thanks for the...pointers. ;-)
    
    Will I find the adult 'splanation of the difference between "must be"
    and "except for any deviations you can find"?
12.21909SMURF::WALTERSFri Feb 28 1997 15:151
    You'll only know if you email them.
12.21910PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BFri Feb 28 1997 15:228
   i'm either the only person in this group who knows something
   about RALLY or the only one who's ever admitted it.

   arrrgh.



12.21911BUSY::SLABExit light ... enter nightFri Feb 28 1997 15:296
    
    	Just remember that the next time someone asks you for information
    	about [insert whatever here].
    
    	The suggested answer is "No, never heard of it".
    
12.21912SBUOA::GUILLERMOBut the world still goes round and roundFri Feb 28 1997 15:415
    Hey Slab!
    
    Is it time for a cigarette?
    
    {drool}
12.21913ACISS1::BATTISCarnations,not just for Easter anymoreFri Feb 28 1997 15:525
    
    .1221907
    
    colin, doesn't herr binder work on Unix documentation? If so, he won't
    be pleased with the comments.
12.21914SMURF::WALTERSFri Feb 28 1997 15:575
    I doubt it.  The UNIX documentation dudes are an ab fab bunch of
    hip dudes who welcome constructive criticism and are never defensive.
    They understand that the customer is always right, and strive to
    meet customer requirements.
    
12.21915a little nap in the harbor?WMOIS::GIROUARD_CFri Feb 28 1997 15:595
    Ms Deb, it appears you have been made to handle more than
    your fair share idoits the past couple weeks.
    
    these people can be dealt with. just provide a name and say the 
    word.        ^^^
12.21916CSC32::M_EVANSbe the villageFri Feb 28 1997 16:026
    colin,
    
    don't do that again when I am drinking!
    You may have need to call on the lords of darkness yourself some day.
    
    meg
12.21917BUSY::SLABExit light ... enter nightFri Feb 28 1997 16:085
    
    	RE: .21912
    
    	I just had a cigar, but thanks for your concern.
    
12.21918SBUOA::GUILLERMOBut the world still goes round and roundFri Feb 28 1997 16:141
    <synchronizing watch, albeit brain-damaged style>
12.21919LANDO::OLIVER_Bready to begin againFri Feb 28 1997 19:183
    whoa.  being teargassed in the women's room.
    someone's wearing about a gallon of Poison.  
    
12.21920ACISS1::BATTISCarnations,not just for Easter anymoreFri Feb 28 1997 19:212
    
    <--- it was for the mice.
12.21921CSC32::M_EVANSbe the villageFri Feb 28 1997 19:253
    Ick,
    
    Getting a perfume headache?  I consider the stuff chemical warfare.
12.21922LANDO::OLIVER_Bready to begin againFri Feb 28 1997 19:282
    my eyes watered, but i got out of there in 
    a flush.
12.21923ACISS1::BATTISCarnations,not just for Easter anymoreFri Feb 28 1997 19:322
    
    <--- I love bathroom humor.
12.21924DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Mon Mar 03 1997 12:567
    
    
    
    				Yawn.
    
    		I think my legs are going to fall off.
    
12.21925ACISS2::LEECHTerminal PhilosophyMon Mar 03 1997 12:584
    I'm tired.  Quite dumb of me to stay up late playing a stupid
    computer game.  I will beat it, though!  It's only a matter of time
    now.  The infidels will be crushed under my heel!  <wild-eyed, if
    tired, look> 
12.21926BUSY::SLABGrandchildren of the DamnedMon Mar 03 1997 13:035
    
    	Hmmm, I just noticed that "infidels" is an anagram of "infields".
    
    	Pretty sharp for a Monday morning, eh?
    
12.21927COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertMon Mar 03 1997 13:081
Definitely on the ball.
12.21928TROOA::TEMPLETONOne fine day......SpringMon Mar 03 1997 13:2012
    TTHY
    
    Tried playing Camander Keen, the game my grand daughter can take
    several levels at one sitting, I on the other hand, could not get off
    the first level.
    
    
    
    joan
    
    PS. That Keen has an attitude, if your not fast enough he will either
    stand with his hands on his hips or sit down and read a book. 
12.21929POWDML::HANGGELILet's Play ChocolateMon Mar 03 1997 13:434
    
    Having a note forwarded to me that someone thought I might find
    ...interesting.
    
12.21930ACISS1::BATTISCarnations,not just for Easter anymoreMon Mar 03 1997 13:532
    
    <--- it wasn't?
12.21931POWDML::HANGGELILet's Play ChocolateMon Mar 03 1997 13:563
    
    Oh, it was interesting.  Just not surprising.
    
12.21932ACISS1::BATTISCarnations,not just for Easter anymoreMon Mar 03 1997 13:592
    
    I hate it when you talk in circles.
12.21933POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorMon Mar 03 1997 14:081
    imagine that.
12.21934POWDML::HANGGELILet's Play ChocolateMon Mar 03 1997 14:303
    
    It certainly cleared up something that I had been wondering about.
    
12.21935If you want to find out, you'll just have to watch...SBUOA::GUILLERMOBut the world still goes round and roundMon Mar 03 1997 15:251
    Sounds like the lead in for Party of Five...
12.21936POWDML::HANGGELILet's Play ChocolateMon Mar 03 1997 15:299
    
    8^)
    
    No big deal.  I guess I was more surprised by who forwarded me the note
    and why they'd want to be unkind, knowing that it would hurt my
    feelings.
    
    That'll teach me to think everyone in the world is honest and caring, huh?
                                                                        
12.21937SCASS1::BARBER_APsychobilly FreakoutMon Mar 03 1997 15:411
    TTHT: Busybodies
12.21938ASGMKA::MARTINConcerto in 66 MovementsMon Mar 03 1997 16:093
    'pril:
    
    Who are these busybodies and what did they hear??
12.21939POWDML::HANGGELILet's Play ChocolateMon Mar 03 1997 17:544
    
    It gets reallllllllly old printing a 40-page presentation one page at a
    time because the colour printer buffer can't handle any more than that.
    
12.21940ACISS1::BATTISCarnations,not just for Easter anymoreMon Mar 03 1997 17:562
    
    quit doing long color presentations. that will be $5.
12.21941DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Mon Mar 03 1997 17:5710
    
    
    	TTHTW:  my aunt fell and hit her head while helping us move
    		on Saturday.  Scared the beejeezus out of my mom and I.
    		I sent her some flowers today.  I felt so bad.  =(
    
    		Yellow paint appearing on a few of our things and we have
    		*no* idea where it came from.  We don't have any yellow
    		paint!
    
12.21942POWDML::HANGGELILet's Play ChocolateMon Mar 03 1997 17:583
    
    Battis, YOU tell my group that 8^).
    
12.21943ACISS1::BATTISCarnations,not just for Easter anymoreMon Mar 03 1997 17:592
    
    for $5 i'll tell them where to go as well.
12.21944POWDML::HANGGELILet's Play ChocolateMon Mar 03 1997 20:323
    
    TTHT:  Always, always being wrong, no matter what.
    
12.21945SMURF::WALTERSMon Mar 03 1997 20:331
    That's not true, Deb.
12.21946CSC32::M_EVANSbe the villageMon Mar 03 1997 20:349
    Deb,
    
    You are NOT always wrong.  In fact I think you are more often right
    than wrong, but I come from the Lucy school of thought.  In fact,
    sometimes I think the only mistakes some of us make are based on the
    idea of trying to be nicer to some people than they deserve, and
    expecting them to return the kindness.
    
    meg
12.21947BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Mon Mar 03 1997 23:194

	Meg.... hoover could not have said it any better himself if her were
still here to note. 
12.21948COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertTue Mar 04 1997 03:285
12.21949BUSY::SLABAct like you own the companyTue Mar 04 1997 03:363
    
    	Thanks for inviting me, John.
    
12.21950And I've gotta get up at 7:00, so I can't make it a late nightCOVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertTue Mar 04 1997 04:064
12.21951SHRCTR::PJOHNSONVaya con huevos.Tue Mar 04 1997 11:334
Also 'find isle' --- wooooooooooooooooooo!

hth,
Peet
12.21952POWDML::HANGGELILet's Play ChocolateTue Mar 04 1997 12:004
    
    Thanks, John.  I guess I wasn't exactly in the frame of mind for company 
    last night.  
    
12.21953CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsTue Mar 04 1997 13:001
    TMS, where we make travelling fun.....
12.21954SMARTT::JENNISONAnd baby makes fiveTue Mar 04 1997 14:1711
    
    	Brian, Sion, et al will be happy to know
    	that we did not loan any money to the federal government
    	in 1996.
    
    	In fact, we really should have adjusted for the fact that
    	I worked R40 last year, versus the R32 of prior years.
    
    	Bye bye, minivan.
    
    
12.21955NHASAD::SHERKI belong! I got circles overme i'sTue Mar 04 1997 16:158
    re : tms
    
      damn.
    
        what happened now?
    
     ken
    
12.21956CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsTue Mar 04 1997 16:2810
    What happened now?  
    
    Exchange rates for any country alphabetically after Jordan was
    unavailable yesterday.  Mysteriously available today though.  
    Navigation is less than intuitive and the help function is virtually 
    useless.  Printer queues are numerous but inconveniently located. 
    Probably just newbie blues.  I am sure I will eventually get used to
    it.  I do have to give credit to the TMS help line though.  Ther were
    not only available but also cheerfully helpful.  That's batting 1.000 
    in my book.  
12.21957NHASAD::SHERKI belong! I got circles overme i'sTue Mar 04 1997 16:3311
    
      I'll check the exchange rates.  Not sure what happened there.
    
      Navigation is a problem.  For most folks though, once they've
      bludgeoned their way through once they are ok.
    
      What cluster were you working on?  You may have gotten caught in the
      middle of an update.
    
    ken
    
12.21958CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsTue Mar 04 1997 16:512
    I am accessing TMS through MSBCS, PKO complex.  Korean won finally
    became available this morning.  
12.21959SMARTT::JENNISONAnd baby makes fiveTue Mar 04 1997 17:2312
    
    	AARRGGHH!!!
    
    	I can't take much more of this.  This darling little
    	baby (a.k.a. George) is hungry AGAIN!  I just ate lunch
    	not two hours ago.
    
    	It wouldn't be so bad if the idea of food actually appealed
    	to me.
    
    	Karen
    
12.21960BRAT::JENNISONAngels Guide Me From The CloudsTue Mar 04 1997 17:251
    How about a nice juicy orange? Will George like that???? 8)
12.21961PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BTue Mar 04 1997 17:394
   excruciating details.


12.21962BUSY::SLABBe gone - you have no powers hereTue Mar 04 1997 21:184
    
    	I just ate an entire box of Girl Scout cookies, and I'm still in
    	the mood for samoa.
    
12.21963TROOA::BUTKOVICHturn and face the strangeWed Mar 05 1997 01:396
    Are the Girl Scout cookes in the States vanilla and chocolate?  I
    wonder about these cultural differences!  8^)
    
    (p.s. - I like the vanilla ones the best.  That row always disappears
    first.  The chocolate mint variety just don't seem like GG cookies -
    but I'll eat them anyway!)
12.21964BUSY::SLABBe gone - you have no powers hereWed Mar 05 1997 03:305
    
    	Thin mints are the ultimate Girl Scout cookies!!
    
    	We have a selection of about 8 different kinds, I think.
    
12.21965WMOIS::GIROUARD_CWed Mar 05 1997 09:261
    putting a new car on the road (the processes).
12.21966WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjWed Mar 05 1997 10:2014
12.21967SMURF::WALTERSWed Mar 05 1997 11:311
    What, no wine recommendations?
12.21968BUSY::SLABBeware of geeks baring griftsWed Mar 05 1997 11:344
    
    	You mean like "Daddy, if I sell 5000 more boxes I can go to
    	Diiiiiiiiiiiisney Laaaaaaaaaand!!"?
    
12.21969GAVEL::JANDROWWed Mar 05 1997 11:527
    
    i love the samoas, but opted to buy the ginger snaps (they are supposed
    more healthy for you and i knew i'd end up eating the whole box by
    myself).  i'd like to know what the heck the girl scouts were thinking
    tho when they got rid of the regular chocolate chip cookies...
    
    
12.21970\SMURF::WALTERSWed Mar 05 1997 11:581
    That's two Nostrildamus predictions realised.
12.21971ACISS1::BATTISCarnations,not just for Easter anymoreWed Mar 05 1997 12:053
    
    3 by my count. I believe most boxers ate lunch that day. 4 and 5 look
    like mortal locks as well.
12.21972BUSY::SLABBlack No. 1Wed Mar 05 1997 13:016
    
    	TTHT:
    
    	There's a meeting going on in a conference room at the end of the
    	aisle and they have donuts and I wasn't invited.
    
12.21973TROOA::BUTKOVICHturn and face the strangeWed Mar 05 1997 13:074
    Wow!   We Canadians are culturally deprived in the field of Girl Scout
    Cookies.  At this time of year, you can only order the
    vanilla/chocolate combination box and at some other time, you can only
    buy the chocolate mint.
12.21974POWDML::HANGGELILet's Play ChocolateWed Mar 05 1997 13:107
    
    You can order them more than once a year?!
    
    I have a box of samoas and a box of shortbreads in my freezer.  I
    bought them from Priscilla's granddaughter, otherwise I would have
    resisted.  I need cookies like I need a hole in my head.
                                                       
12.21975BUSY::SLABBlack No. 1Wed Mar 05 1997 13:146
    
    	I bought 2 boxes of Samoas and 2 boxes of Thin Mints.
    
    	I was planning on bringing 1 of each kind home but they might not
    	make it that far.
    
12.21976NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Mar 05 1997 13:265
>    I have a box of samoas and a box of shortbreads in my freezer.  I
>    bought them from Priscilla's granddaughter, otherwise I would have
>    resisted.  I need cookies like I need a hole in my head.
                                                       
No box of trepans, er, trefoils?
12.21977POWDML::HANGGELILet's Play ChocolateWed Mar 05 1997 13:283
    
    Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
    
12.21978TROOA::TEMPLETONOne fine day......SpringWed Mar 05 1997 13:328
    Chris,
    You think Your deprived.
    My grandaughter told me that her troop only have vanilla this time.
    
    
    
    
    joan
12.21979ACISS1::BATTISCarnations,not just for Easter anymoreWed Mar 05 1997 13:362
    
    I didn't buy any. I don't eat cookies, period.
12.21980burp.SHRCTR::PJOHNSONVaya con huevos.Wed Mar 05 1997 14:164
If you like Thin Mints, buy a package of Mystic Mints in the grocery
or convenience store. They are adult Thin Mints.

Peet
12.21981SMURF::WALTERSWed Mar 05 1997 14:181
    I ripped off her thin silver foil wrap, and bit into the swelling.... 
12.21982LANDO::OLIVER_Bready to begin againWed Mar 05 1997 14:201
    creamy swelling!
12.21983SHRCTR::PJOHNSONVaya con huevos.Wed Mar 05 1997 14:247
Finding out I have to write a check for Chelsea's tuition by April
15th really, really bites a huuuuuuuuuuuuge one.

And you think I'm gonna check my math? Fergit it! Clean my sneezefluid
stains from the form? Fergit it! You want the dough, you damn well
work for it, you bunch of pencil-necked gummint hare-lipped horny-toad
lazy no-count smell-zum stinkin' smog-breath twits!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
12.21984PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Mar 05 1997 14:285
  .21983  weren't you in "Deliverance"?



12.21985GAVEL::JANDROWWed Mar 05 1997 14:308
    
    >> You think Your deprived.
    >> My grandaughter told me that her troop only have vanilla this time.
    
    bummer...had i known about this canadian problem, i could have started
    my own busines...
    
    
12.21986NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Mar 05 1997 14:412
The border guards will seize your Girl Scout cookies along with your
presentation materials.
12.21987POWDML::HANGGELILet's Play ChocolateWed Mar 05 1997 15:2710
    
    There is some sort of pencil thief in this building.  I never, NEVER
    have a sharpened pencil in my drawer, no matter how often I get them
    from the supply cabinet and sharpen them and put them there.  Every day
    when I open my drawer to get a pencil, there are no sharpened pencils.
    
    <rant>
    
    There are millions of pens, but no sharpened pencils!
    
12.21988NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Mar 05 1997 15:281
Don't make mistakes.  Then you can use pens instead of pencils.  HTH.
12.21989POWDML::HANGGELILet's Play ChocolateWed Mar 05 1997 15:296
    
    I use pen on crossword puzzles, but I use a pencil in my calendar
    because it changes so often.
    
    I'm considering chaining these two new pencils to my desk.
    
12.21990BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Wed Mar 05 1997 15:291
HTH.... does that mean, Hi There Honey?
12.21991WECARE::GRIFFINJohn Griffin zko1-3/b31 381-1159Wed Mar 05 1997 15:354
    Dyspencilepsia: the paranoid belief that one's sharpened pencils are
    being stolen or replaced with non-sharpened pencils. 
    
    No known therapy.
12.21992SMURF::WALTERSWed Mar 05 1997 15:381
    Extra:  Missing Pencils - No leads. 
12.21993WMOIS::GIROUARD_CWed Mar 05 1997 15:425
    the lack of variety of GSA cookies in the Great White North 
    is clearly a U.S. conspiracy to keep you Canadians in your
    place. 
    
    now, if you would embargo Cuba we might be willing to talk.
12.21994ACISS1::BATTISCarnations,not just for Easter anymoreWed Mar 05 1997 15:443
    
    well, now we know why debra has been ranting a lot these past few days.
    Pencils. what next, missing coffee cups?
12.21995TROOA::TEMPLETONOne fine day......SpringWed Mar 05 1997 15:475
    Can we discuss this over a glass of rum and a good cigar?
    
    
    
    joan
12.21996POWDML::HANGGELILet's Play ChocolateWed Mar 05 1997 15:503
    
    8^))))
    
12.21997TROOA::TEMPLETONOne fine day......SpringWed Mar 05 1997 15:574
    Debra, Stop grinning like that, my reply when in at the wrong time.
    
    
    joan
12.21998POWDML::HANGGELILet's Play ChocolateWed Mar 05 1997 15:593
    
    I still followed the thread 8^).
    
12.21999ASIC::RANDOLPHTom R. N1OOQWed Mar 05 1997 16:001
Unimpressive electrical work in our brand new house.
12.22000SMURF::WALTERSWed Mar 05 1997 16:021
    Your inspection fees at work.
12.22001A lot of chin in that grin ....BRITE::FYFEUse it up, wear it out, make it do, or do without.Wed Mar 05 1997 16:033
    
>    8^))))
 
12.220028^)POWDML::HANGGELILet's Play ChocolateWed Mar 05 1997 16:044
    
    Hey, I'm dieting.
    
    
12.22003ASIC::RANDOLPHTom R. N1OOQWed Mar 05 1997 16:065
>    Your inspection fees at work.

Tell me about it... I got to see part of the final inspection. Walked in,
beeped the smoke detectors, looked around a little bit, done. Not even 5
minutes.
12.22004GAVEL::JANDROWWed Mar 05 1997 16:1112
    >> The border guards will seize your Girl Scout cookies along with your
    >> presentation materials.
    
    
    not if i mailed 'em!
    
    :>
    
    next year, guys...
    
    
    
12.22005NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Mar 05 1997 17:436
>Tell me about it... I got to see part of the final inspection. Walked in,
>beeped the smoke detectors, looked around a little bit, done. Not even 5
>minutes.

Your house may burn down because of faulty electrical work, but at least
you'll be able to get out.
12.22006PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Mar 05 1997 19:039
   the whole Democrat/Republican fingerpointing, accusation-making,
   oh-we're-so-much-more-ethical-than-you-nonsense spouting 
   frenzy in Washington and in here.  it's just sickening.
   truly sickening.




12.22007SMURF::WALTERSWed Mar 05 1997 19:0516
     
    
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12.22008PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Mar 05 1997 19:083
  .22007  what on earth...?   ;>

12.22009ACISS1::BATTISCarnations,not just for Easter anymoreWed Mar 05 1997 19:234
    
    .22007
    
    sITTING bULL.
12.22010SMURF::WALTERSWed Mar 05 1997 19:253
    That _was_ a truly sickened supercow.  The first entry in Debster's
    ascii vomit contest.  Gerald has already advised me not to give up the
    day job.
12.22011POWDML::HANGGELILet's Play ChocolateWed Mar 05 1997 19:263
    
    Oh...my!
    
12.22012ACISS1::BATTISCarnations,not just for Easter anymoreWed Mar 05 1997 19:265
    
    .22010
    
    well, he _did_ look like he was sitting. I'll not give up my day job
    either.
12.22013PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Mar 05 1997 19:335
  i thought maybe it was a sickened supercow, but the "honk" was
  something of a mystery. ;>  


12.22014WMOIS::GIROUARD_CThu Mar 06 1997 09:345
    maybe that cow was one of those brain graft experiments where they
    took a little piece of a Canadian Goose's brain and stuck it into
    the cow. 
    
    it could happened.
12.22015CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayThu Mar 06 1997 10:399


Canada goose...




hth
12.22016WMOIS::GIROUARD_CThu Mar 06 1997 10:421
    -1 nope it didn't, but thanks for playing.
12.22017BULEAN::BANKSSaturn SapThu Mar 06 1997 10:5610
    TTHT: Waking up at 3:00 AM and not being able to get back to sleep.
    
    TTHT: Deciding to work some more on my MA thesis (have to finish before
    I can write my dissertation, aka just another flaming hoop to jump
    through), only to spend an hour arguing with MS Word over its
    insistence on labelling two graphs "Figure 3."
    
    TTHT:  Discovering that my 2/3 complete thesis crashes MS Word about
    2/3s of the time I launch it.  At this rate, I'll have it crashing Word
    100% of the time by the time I'm finished with it.
12.22018BULEAN::BANKSSaturn SapThu Mar 06 1997 11:393
TTHT:

That life just doesn't get any better than this.
12.22019SMURF::WALTERSThu Mar 06 1997 11:483
    Taxes.  I usually aim to have to pay just a shade under the penalty limit.
    For some reason I'm off target by a huge sum this year, and I just
    can't work out what is different.  I may have to sell the kid
12.22020WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjThu Mar 06 1997 11:524
    TTHT:
    
    taxes. After everything we paid already, how can we possibly owe as
    much as we do?
12.22021ACISS1::BATTISCarnations,not just for Easter anymoreThu Mar 06 1997 12:003
    
    jesus, doctah, as bb would point out to you for sure, did you forget
    your big networking bonuses? Perhaps, you sold stock this year?
12.22022BULEAN::BANKSSaturn SapThu Mar 06 1997 12:081
You could be paying more in taxes.  Try Yurrup.
12.22023POWDML::HANGGELILet's Play ChocolateThu Mar 06 1997 12:573
    
    TTHT:  Being rejected.
    
12.22024BUSY::SLABDancin' on CoalsThu Mar 06 1997 13:026
    
    	RE: .22017
    
    	I'm sure that a Mac has a better application than MS Word.  You	
    	should look into that.
    
12.22025BULEAN::BANKSSaturn SapThu Mar 06 1997 13:061
    Turning into a MacDweeb are you, slab?
12.22026ACISS1::BATTISCarnations,not just for Easter anymoreThu Mar 06 1997 13:102
    
    nah, he's just trying to curry favor with MacBinder.
12.22027ACISS1::BATTISCarnations,not just for Easter anymoreThu Mar 06 1997 13:115
    
    .22023
    
    debster, don't worry, you get used to  it after awhile. You'll even
    start to look forward to it.
12.22028BULEAN::BANKSSaturn SapThu Mar 06 1997 13:111
    Rejection means never having to say you're sorry.
12.22029WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjThu Mar 06 1997 13:139
    >jesus, doctah, as bb would point out to you for sure, did you forget
    >your big networking bonuses? 
    
     You mean the one from which lots of dollars were diverted to the
    federal government for withholding?
    
    >Perhaps, you sold stock this year?
    
     Nay.
12.22030BUSY::SLABDancin' on CoalsThu Mar 06 1997 13:157
    
    	RE: Macs, and gaining favor with Binder
    
    	No.  And no.
    
    	8^)
    
12.22031ACISS1::BATTISCarnations,not just for Easter anymoreThu Mar 06 1997 13:193
    
    doc, true they take a bigger chunk of taxes for bonuses, etc, but it
    may have bumped you into a higher bracket.
12.22032software affinitySBUOA::GUILLERMOBut the world still goes round and roundThu Mar 06 1997 14:265
    re.22017 
    >only to spend an hour arguing with MS Word over its
    >insistence on labelling two graphs "Figure 3."
    
    Then Tell It to See Figure 1 Instead...
12.22033BULEAN::BANKSSaturn SapThu Mar 06 1997 14:271
    Trust me, I did!
12.22034SMARTT::JENNISONAnd baby makes fiveThu Mar 06 1997 15:1110
    
    	I'm in the same boat, Mark and Colin.  My husband keeps
    	asking "Are you *sure* you did that right?" when I remind
    	him we need to start saving for April 15th.
    
    	That's AFTER the $1000 we lost on stock, too.
    
    	:-(
    
    
12.22035no, no, you're working on...GAAS::BRAUCHERAnd nothing else mattersThu Mar 06 1997 15:2822
  the naming of Engineering projects at Digital...

  when we thought up this piece of hardware, we gave it a code name

  you know, clean and cutesy, with a subtle association with something
 else, and with a previous project

  so we get approved, and we're working on the proto.  Now, I know that
 eventually marketing will call it the "AlphaServer xxxxe" or something.
 No problem.

  But why mess with our engineering name during debug ?  Yet a V.P. comes
 down with an edict that the name of the project will be his pompous choice.

  So now we're the "his name" project.  We've rebelled here, I tell you.
 We're calling it by the old name.  We didn't use any dirty words or
 anything, honest.

  It's the re-org.  Has to be.  Biggies playing power games.  Bah !!

  bb
12.22036SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerThu Mar 06 1997 15:434
    Cold IV:  The Ear Infection.
    
    This is ridiculous.
    
12.22037NHASAD::SHERKI belong! I got circles overme i'sThu Mar 06 1997 16:347
    
    My granddaughter has a cataract.  Apparently had it since birth.  It is
    harder to deal with grandchildren than your own kids.  You have no
    control.
    
    ken
    
12.22038NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Mar 06 1997 17:052
Is treatment the same as for an adult with a cataract?  If so, it's a fairly
minor day surgery these days.  
12.22039ACISS1::BATTISCarnations,not just for Easter anymoreThu Mar 06 1997 17:073
    
    Gerald, no surgery is minor. Especially cutting open the eye with a
    scalpel. I know, because my Dad has this coming up in 2 weeks.
12.22040WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjThu Mar 06 1997 17:113
    everything's relative, Mark. Minor in the sense of A) the potential
    consequences of a failed operation B) the probability of success and C)
    the recuperation period if all goes well.
12.22041ACISS1::BATTISCarnations,not just for Easter anymoreThu Mar 06 1997 17:184
    
    well, granted, it is outpatient, and only takes 25-30 minutes. in my
    Dad's case, they are taking out his old lens and putting in a new
    plastic one. he won't be able to do any bending over for over a week.
12.22042BUSY::SLABDon't get even ... get odd!!Thu Mar 06 1997 17:216
    
    	Hmmm, I think they're planning on putting that lens in the wrong
    	end of his body then.
    
    	You might want to verify this procedure with the doctor.
    
12.22043CSC32::M_EVANSbe the villageThu Mar 06 1997 17:224
    And if it works for him, like it did for one of mom's friends he will
    be seeing better than he has for over 10 years.  
    
    Good luck to your dad.  
12.22044ACISS1::BATTISCarnations,not just for Easter anymoreThu Mar 06 1997 17:313
    
    thanks meg! Yeah, his vision in that eye is almost blind. He'll have
    the other eye done a few months later.
12.22045ACISS1::BATTISCarnations,not just for Easter anymoreThu Mar 06 1997 17:312
    
    slabbo, a big raspberry in your direction.
12.22046NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Mar 06 1997 17:345
I was comparing the cataract surgery my mother had a couple of years ago to
what it was like 25 or 30 years ago.  Back then, it required several days
of hospitalization, immobility, etc.  My mother discovered that things
had different colors than she had thought.  The cataract gave a yellow
tint to everything.
12.22047BUSY::SLABDon't get even ... get odd!!Thu Mar 06 1997 17:398
    
    	RE: .22045
    
    	Now I'm also thinking of that joke "His retina is attached to his
    	rectum, which explains his crappy outlook on life".
    
    	I'm obviously very easily amused.
    
12.22048ACISS1::BATTISCarnations,not just for Easter anymoreThu Mar 06 1997 17:403
    
    my co-workers are making fun of me again. another day as a verbal
    pinata~
12.22049CSC32::M_EVANSbe the villageThu Mar 06 1997 17:437
    Mark,
    
    Mom's friend can thread a needle without glasses now.  Hmmph, I haven't
    been able to do that for 12 years now.  I buy those needle threading
    guides by the 10's.  
    
    meg
12.22050NHASAD::SHERKI belong! I got circles overme i'sThu Mar 06 1997 17:497
    
      I haven't got a clue whether a cataract in a 7 year old is the same
    as the ones the zap with lasers with such success.  Apparently this has
    been there since birth.
    
    ken
    
12.22051BUSY::SLABDon't get even ... get odd!!Thu Mar 06 1997 18:007
    
    	What's a needle-threading guide?
    
    	I picture some sort of contraption that looks like a funnel.  But
    	is it really that much easier to get the end of the funnel through
    	the eye of the needle?
    
12.22052NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Mar 06 1997 18:011
No, but I'd walk a mile for a camel.
12.22053SMURF::WALTERSThu Mar 06 1997 18:041
    It's an instruction book, Shawn.
12.22054CSC32::M_EVANSbe the villageThu Mar 06 1997 18:068
    Shawn,
    
    It is a loop of wire, sort of, attached to a bigger piece of metal. 
    you push it through the hole, run the thread down through the metal
    loop and pull it back through, threading the needle.
    
    I can't think of an ascii way to show you, but they work great for
    those of us whose arms are getting progressively shorter.  
12.22055BUSY::SLABDon't get even ... get odd!!Thu Mar 06 1997 18:065
    
    	Oh, I was bitten by that guide/guide anomaly.
    
    	Funny thing, that English language.
    
12.22056SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Thu Mar 06 1997 18:146
    I believe the standard surgery for cataracts these days is to insert
    into the eyeball a hollow needle, shatter the cataract ultrasonically
    (by vibrating the needle), and then extract the pieces through the
    needle.
    
    As surgery goes, it's minor, but...
12.22057POWDML::HANGGELILet's Play ChocolateThu Mar 06 1997 18:1537
    
    First:

    O========  <-- this is the needle
    /\ 
   /  \
  <    >  <-- this is thin flexible wire and goes through the eye of the needle
   \  /
    ||
   (  )   <-- you hold onto this part
    
    
    Second:
    
    ^ 
   / \
  <   >  
   \ /
    O===== <-- now here's the needle
   ( )   
    
    
    Third:
    
    ^ 
.../.\....  <-- this is the thread, now passing through the wire
  <   >  
   \ /
    O===== 
   ( )   
    
    Fourth:
    
    Pull the wire back through the needle, and the thread comes with it;
    ergo, the needle is threaded.  The wire is easier to push through the
    eye of a needle than a limp thread is.
    
12.22058CSC32::M_EVANSbe the villageThu Mar 06 1997 18:159
    dick,
    
    I could have lived for another 40 years without hearing tht.
    
    I have a real thing about eye surgery of any sort.
    
    shiver
    
    meg
12.22059CSC32::M_EVANSbe the villageThu Mar 06 1997 18:177
    mz Deb, my heroine!
    
    sigh, 
    
    I'll never be any good at graphics.  
    
    meg
12.22060LANDO::OLIVER_Bready to begin againThu Mar 06 1997 18:173
    .22057
    
    kewl presentation.
12.22061ACISS1::BATTISCarnations,not just for Easter anymoreThu Mar 06 1997 18:242
    
    job well done, shell answer lady!!!!!
12.22062SMURF::WALTERSThu Mar 06 1997 18:251
    Now it _is_ an Instruction Guide.
12.22063WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjThu Mar 06 1997 18:358
    TTHT:
    
     Toshiba redid clock tree synthesis, leading to redoing the routing and
    generating a new set of VLCAD errors which I won't even get until
    tomorrow. So I don't hand it off today after all.
    
     On the bright side, it should be pushbutton to create the merge data
    tomorrow morning.
12.22064ACISS1::BATTISCarnations,not just for Easter anymoreThu Mar 06 1997 18:395
    
    .22063
    
    sure sounds better than building configurations, like I'm doing today.
    I need to get a high tech job so I can speak that kinda lingo.
12.22065BUSY::SLABDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Thu Mar 06 1997 18:463
    
    	Nice drawing, Deb.  Thanks.
    
12.22066POWDML::HANGGELILet's Play ChocolateThu Mar 06 1997 18:517
    
    <looks left>
    
    <looks right>
    
    Are you talking to me?
    
12.22067BUSY::SLABDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Thu Mar 06 1997 18:525
    
    	Yes.  I guess I should have been more specific.
    
    	Nice drawing, Deb, love of my life.  Thanks.
    
12.22068POWDML::HANGGELILet's Play ChocolateThu Mar 06 1997 18:563
    
    <checks for Candid Camera>
    
12.22069mz_tech_writer_deb ?GAAS::BRAUCHERAnd nothing else mattersThu Mar 06 1997 18:594
  little chamber of ascii graphic explanatory figures

  bb
12.22070POWDML::HANGGELILet's Play ChocolateThu Mar 06 1997 19:013
    
    Gosh, maybe if I were a tech writer, I'd be worth the time of day.
    
12.22071SMURF::WALTERSThu Mar 06 1997 19:021
    BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA!
12.22072SMARTT::JENNISONAnd baby makes fiveThu Mar 06 1997 19:034
    
    mz_debra, it's 4:05 pm.
    
    
12.22073POWDML::HANGGELILet's Play ChocolateThu Mar 06 1997 19:055
    
    8^p
    
    I see our favourite tech writer has just signed in 8^). 
    
12.22074CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayFri Mar 07 1997 02:2430


 Factors contributing to my irritation this evening:


 .person in the grocery store strolling down an aisle, pushing the 
  shopping cart along as if they were on a leisurely sightseeing trip,
  while I, in a hurry to get home and collapse, try to get by them. 

 .Power outage at my ex's (while she was working) requiring me to postpone
  my collapse to go grab my son and take him to eat.

 .Son's responses to questions with "I have no clue"

 .Son explaining something that happened at school today in "uptalk"?
  which really bugs me?

 .Brain dead "associates" or whatever they call them at the semifast food
  place at which we ate, who didn't bother to tell us that the tortellini
  salad which my son had ordered as a side wasn't available and took it upon
  themselves to substitute something that looked like chicken salad.  SAid
  associate, when I explained I'd ordered tortellini salad, responded with
  "Oh, we're out of that one", and looked rather puzzled when I inquired
  as to what prompted them to replace it with chicken salad when there were
  at least 8 other choices..I won't comment extensively on the expression
  from the other associate's face when I got tired of waiting for him to hand
  me a knife and fork and reached across the counter to grab them myself.

  
12.22075COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertFri Mar 07 1997 02:2433
I join Jack Martin in hating estate issues.

Many years ago, my Aunt and Uncle purchased two lots in Cape Coral, Florida.
These lots passed from their estate to my mother, then to my father, and in
another month they will belong to my sister and me.

Florida lawyers have made thousands of dollars handling these estate
transactions.

Thousands of dollars in property taxes, lawn mowing, and sewage fees have
been paid on these lots in an undeveloped area of Cape Coral.

And as far as I can tell, the property is not worth the taxes that have
been paid on it over the years.

One lot in particular is most annoying.  It was purchased as a commercial
lot (maybe my aunt and uncle though they would open a small shop a few
blocks away from home if they ever moved to Florida).  But the area has
been rezoned residential, and the lot is too small to legally build on.
It is essentially worthless, yet taxes, mowing fees, and sewage fees are
collected on it.  I think my sister and I should donate it to the town
for use as a park or whatever else they might see fit.  Of course, they
might not take it, preferring to collect the taxes and fees from us.

The other lot is potentially sellable for as much as $18,000 (although my
father at one time had it on the market and it didn't sell for over two
years).  It's right on the lagoon.  But there area remains undeveloped.
A realtor has said that it will take at least a year to sell.  In the
meantime, taxes and fees have to be paid.

Bleah.  Thank you Ankle Bean.

/john
12.22076BUSY::SLABErin go braghlessFri Mar 07 1997 02:589
    
    	RE: .22074
    
    	Jim, grocery stores usually have 2 entrances/exits for each aisle
    	so you can enter leave said aisle by either one.
    
    	So it's sort of tough to be blocked by 1 shopper unless [s]he
    	happens to be sitting on you.
    
12.22077TROOA::BUTKOVICHturn and face the strangeFri Mar 07 1997 03:3313
    My TTHT - Some poor soul sent a message to DLS AM Server KAOEXC1 thinking 
    that this was an actual person, and not a distribution list and the
    result so far has been over 70 messages of response - usually one of
    two types of message "Why am I getting this memo" or "Please stop
    responding to the memo as it was obviously sent in error".  I don't
    know how many of us are on the distribution list, but everytime someone
    responds, we ALL get it!  Wake up people!  An obvious mistake was
    made.. you were not supposed to get the original message... delete it
    and carry on!!  URGHH!!  I cleared out 52 more messages that were sent
    from the time I left work until tonight.  I'm sure there will be more
    tomorrow.  I recognize some of the repliers - people who I *thought*
    had some brains.
    
12.22078CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayFri Mar 07 1997 10:407
    
>    	Jim, grocery stores usually have 2 entrances/exits for each aisle
>    	so you can enter leave said aisle by either one.
    
 
     Thank you, Slab...    

12.22079ASIC::RANDOLPHTom R. N1OOQFri Mar 07 1997 11:1810
>  at least 8 other choices..I won't comment extensively on the expression
>  from the other associate's face when I got tired of waiting for him to hand
>  me a knife and fork and reached across the counter to grab them myself.

Standard procedure, I do it all the time. If the waitrons don't make much
effort to be available, just take whatever you need. A lot of the time it's
easier even if they are somewhat available... for instance, the forks are
right behind your seat, or whatever.

We're the customers.
12.22080CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayFri Mar 07 1997 12:1512


 This was one of those chicken places (in which the name of the capitol
 city of the great state of Massachusetts figures prominently).  The trays
 of food are assembled and shuffled down the line to a person who yells out
 your name, then prepares the tray to hand to you by tossing on the knives/
 forks (something he apparently forgot to do with mine).



 Jim
12.22081less than billions servedGAAS::BRAUCHERAnd nothing else mattersFri Mar 07 1997 12:184
  not chicken.  "market"

  bb
12.22082ACISS1::BATTISCarnations,not just for Easter anymoreFri Mar 07 1997 12:223
    
    Jimbob, that's what you get for eating there. Should go to a real
    chicken place, say like, KFC.
12.22083CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayFri Mar 07 1997 12:259



 No, I shoulda not answered the phone when it rang earlier in the evening.



 Jim
12.22084POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorFri Mar 07 1997 13:057
    Chris! Everybody is getting those memos. It gave me a good laugh.
    Haven't seen that kind of error since All-In-1 added that reply to
    sender only choice. 

    What a hoot.

    Some real gumshoes out there.
12.22085POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorFri Mar 07 1997 13:174
    TTHT:

    Stupid people who don't know what they want, complain and then go play
    solitaire all day.
12.22086WMOIS::GIROUARD_CFri Mar 07 1997 13:264
    snow showers for the past kazillion hours in Nashua. nothing doing
    back home.
    
    meteorologists must be using Psychic Friends for their forecasts. 
12.22087ACISS1::BATTISCarnations,not just for Easter anymoreFri Mar 07 1997 13:363
    
    ttht: people who whine about the weather, like that's going to really
    help change it.
12.22088WMOIS::GIROUARD_CFri Mar 07 1997 13:401
    -1 you mean...? 
12.22089ACISS1::BATTISCarnations,not just for Easter anymoreFri Mar 07 1997 13:412
    
    I'm picking on you chip.
12.22090WMOIS::GIROUARD_CFri Mar 07 1997 13:451
    i feel it, i feel it :-).
12.22091MPGS::WOOLNERYour dinner is in the supermarketFri Mar 07 1997 13:453
    .22086> snow showers for the past kazillion hours
    
    Better than rain flurries.
12.22092WMOIS::GIROUARD_CFri Mar 07 1997 14:231
    -1 i'll say.
12.22093NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Fri Mar 07 1997 14:377
>It is essentially worthless, yet taxes, mowing fees, and sewage fees are
>collected on it.  I think my sister and I should donate it to the town
>for use as a park or whatever else they might see fit.  Of course, they
>might not take it, preferring to collect the taxes and fees from us.

My father had a lot like that.  I think he either donated it to the city
or just stopped paying taxes on it so they'd seize it.
12.22094BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Fri Mar 07 1997 14:587
| <<< Note 12.22085 by POLAR::RICHARDSON "Patented Problem Generator" >>>

| Stupid people who don't know what they want, complain and then go play
| solitaire all day.

	Glenn, would it make things better if they were playing Russian
Roulette? :-)
12.22095BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Fri Mar 07 1997 14:595
| <<< Note 12.22091 by MPGS::WOOLNER "Your dinner is in the supermarket" >>>

| Better than rain flurries.

	Thank God I had finished eating before I read that! Too funny!
12.22096BUSY::SLABForget the doctor - get me a nurse!Fri Mar 07 1997 15:278
    
    	RE: .22092
    
    	Please do.
    
    	We love the sound of your voice.  Barring that, the whirr of our
    	CPU's as your words appear on our screens.
    
12.22097hello! anybody home?!WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjFri Mar 07 1997 15:284
    TTHT:
    
     Waiting for the ASIC center to forward the database they've been
    sitting on. 
12.22098POWDML::HANGGELILet's Play ChocolateFri Mar 07 1997 16:146
    
    There must be some new person in the building that wears Old Spice, or
    else they've started buying it by the gallon, because every morning
    this week the 1st floor south hallway has absolutely REEKED, and I LIKE
    Old Spice!
    
12.22099DECWET::WOLINSKIuCoder sans FrontieresFri Mar 07 1997 16:187
  Forgetting to get a copy of notes$notebook.note file and having to rebuild
all of my conference listing from nada. anybody remember the conference name
for the entire conference listing???


	-mike
12.22100PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BFri Mar 07 1997 16:203
   i do.

12.22101POWDML::HANGGELILet's Play ChocolateFri Mar 07 1997 16:204
    
    Try asking in waylay::askenet-v5.  They're very helpful there.
    
    
12.22102DECWET::WOLINSKIuCoder sans FrontieresFri Mar 07 1997 16:227
>>>  i do.


   ok, what is it???


	-mike
12.22103EVMS::MORONEYFri Mar 07 1997 16:231
TURRIS::EASYNET_CONFERENCES.
12.22104WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjFri Mar 07 1997 16:252
    humane::sys$public:easynotes.lis has 'em all in a convenient file
    format
12.22105GAVEL::JANDROWFri Mar 07 1997 16:2510
    
    it is a pronoun.  hope this helps.  %^>
    
    
    tth:  discovering today that my dentist, for the most part, will not be
    doing the semi-annual cleanings on his patients.  the hygenists will be
    doing so.  looks like it's time to find a new dentist.  he was the only
    reason i traveled 30+ miles to go to the dentist in the first place...
    
    
12.22106WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjFri Mar 07 1997 16:276
    >tth:  discovering today that my dentist, for the most part, will not be
    >doing the semi-annual cleanings on his patients.  the hygenists will be
    >doing so.  looks like it's time to find a new dentist.  
    
     I thought all dentists used hygienists to do cleanings. Is this guy
    just out of school or what?
12.22107COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertFri Mar 07 1997 16:303
I just emailed you your notes$notebook.note.

/john
12.22108CSC32::M_EVANSbe the villageFri Mar 07 1997 16:313
    My dentist does the cleanings for her clients.  
    
    
12.22109DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Fri Mar 07 1997 16:375
    
    
    	Wow.  I haven't had my dentist do cleanings in ages.  It's
    	been a hygienist for as long as I can remember.
    
12.22110BUSY::SLABGTI 16V - dust thy neighbor!!Fri Mar 07 1997 16:385
    
    	RE: .22107
    
    	Now that's funny.
    
12.22111GAVEL::JANDROWFri Mar 07 1997 16:408
    
    no, mark, he isn't just outta school.  he did my cleanings once when
    the hygenist was out and had been doing them for me ever since (6 years
    or so).  we had a great rapport.  i'll leave him a note when i go see
    the hygenist on the 19th letting him know that it's been real but since
    he has moved on, so must i...
    
    
12.22112ACISS1::BATTISCarnations,not just for Easter anymoreFri Mar 07 1997 18:243
    
    you are going to have a hard time finding a dentist to do cleanings.
    My dentist hasn't done cleanings in at least 7-8 years.
12.22113SMURF::WALTERSFri Mar 07 1997 18:311
    2 more years and he gets a memorial plaque.
12.22114ACISS1::BATTISCarnations,not just for Easter anymoreFri Mar 07 1997 18:362
    
    tar tar for now.
12.22115POWDML::HANGGELILet's Play ChocolateFri Mar 07 1997 19:235
    
    If anyone would like to hear my opinion of a business called Computer
    Marketplace in Tewksbury, you may certainly contact me off line, but be
    sure you're wearing asbestos earplugs.
    
12.22116ACISS1::BATTISCarnations,not just for Easter anymoreFri Mar 07 1997 19:412
    
    <--- hey, i thought you were leaving early? go, now.
12.22117POWDML::HANGGELILet's Play ChocolateFri Mar 07 1997 19:423
    
    OK, I'm gone!
    
12.22118SCASS1::BARBER_APsychobilly FreakoutFri Mar 07 1997 20:122
    TTHT: Being the one commissioned to set up Exchange for everyone and
    their dog.
12.22119POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorFri Mar 07 1997 20:143
    can you show me how to set up exchange on a shared laptop?
    
    That sounds sort of filthy, doesn't it.
12.22120SCASS1::BARBER_APsychobilly FreakoutFri Mar 07 1997 20:211
    8p you!  8)
12.22121BUSY::SLABGrandchildren of the DamnedFri Mar 07 1997 20:248
    
    	RE: .22115
    
    	If you'd bought a Wintel machine you would have had the thing
    	back weeks ago.
    
    	That is, if it ever broke down in the first place.
    
12.22122COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertFri Mar 07 1997 20:3029
Gack.

This stupid Florida property.

The single lot is only 40' by 125'6".  That's just over 1/8th of an acre.

It's not buildable, not sellable, and now I'm going to owe the City of
Cape Coral (half of; my sister will owe the other half) $25 in taxes,
$12 in mowing fees, and $11.52 in storm water fees per year.

I've contacted one of the abutters to see if she would like to buy it or
to sell our lots together as a unit (in which case construction _might_
be possible some day, but only subject to the whim of the Cape Coral
Planning Commission's final plans for the damn thing).

She's not interested; she's going to inflict it upon her children when she
dies.

The other abutter is a senile old lady; I'm going to try to talk to her
brother who seems to be managing her assetts since the death of her husband.

The other lots are much nicer: 80x125 with 80 feet of lakefront.  They might
sell in a year or two, sez a realtor down there (though my father had them on
the market for a couple of years several years ago) 

In the meantime, my sister and I will have to pay $172.20 in taxes, $25.92
in storm water fees and $30 in mowing each year.

/john
12.22123BUSY::SLABGreat baby! Delicious!!Fri Mar 07 1997 22:317
    
    	John, who's mowing the lot and why are they mowing it?
    
    	If I come to your house and pick up your garbage for you every
    	week, would you give me $10 even though my services were unsol-
    	icited?
    
12.22124It's a scam, is what it is.COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertSat Mar 08 1997 02:3114
>    
>    	John, who's mowing the lot and why are they mowing it?
>    

A city contractor, because of a city ordinance that vacant lots must be mowed.

I suppose I could just not pay the fees and let them foreclose on the
stupid property.  (Yes, they do that.)

The sewage fees are interesting as well.  There is no water or sewer in
this area; if you build you must have a well and septic system (and even
two lots are, imho, way too small for well and septic).

/john
12.22125POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorSat Mar 08 1997 12:052
    John, I'll bet with a little work you could lawyer them into doing
    whatever you wanted without a lawyer.
12.22126Guild lawsCOVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertSat Mar 08 1997 12:477
>    John, I'll bet with a little work you could lawyer them into doing
>    whatever you wanted without a lawyer.

In Floridy, it's the law that property must go through Florida probate in
a Florida court with a Florida lawyer.

/john
12.22127POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorSat Mar 08 1997 15:561
    what a scam.
12.22128TROOA::BUTKOVICHturn and face the strangeSun Mar 09 1997 16:546
    I wonder how many times they re-sell the same property.  My grandparents
    and my Dad bought lots in the same area at least 25 years ago.  They
    realized about 10 years ago that the amount of money they had spent in
    taxes etc didn't make it worth keeping.  They were a bit luckier than
    John, though.  My grandparents sold their lot for $8000 and my Dad sold
    his for $3000.  
12.22129BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Mon Mar 10 1997 00:3212

	My left index finger is HUGE! It's all red, swollen and sore. Yuk! My
right elbow hurts if I happen to reach for something with my elbow being pushed
forward. And I start working out with a friend in the morning! Should be fun! 
Oh yeah, it's gonna snow. :-( Let is snow on the moutains, and just rain where
we are at, I say. But then again, who ever listens to me? :-)




Glen
12.22130BUSY::SLABGreat baby! Delicious!!Mon Mar 10 1997 04:146
    
	>But then again, who ever listens to me? :-)
    
    
    	What did he say?

12.22131BUSY::SLABGreat baby! Delicious!!Mon Mar 10 1997 04:458
    
    	I bought some Old Spice stick deodorant Saturday afternoon and I
    	somehow ended up cross-threading it so it wouldn't come out.
    
    	It's very inconvenient to have to scoop it out with a spoon and
    	spread it under my arms, but much safer than my original means
    	of using a steak knife.
    
12.22132ACISS1::BATTISCarnations,not just for Easter anymoreMon Mar 10 1997 11:172
    
    <---- probably made by Apple.
12.22133DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Mon Mar 10 1997 13:136
    
    
    
    
    		SNOW
    
12.22134WMOIS::GIROUARD_CMon Mar 10 1997 13:131
    <- DITTO!
12.22135SMART2::JENNISONAnd baby makes fiveMon Mar 10 1997 13:166
    
    	Speaking of which, does anyone know where Dawn lives ?
    
    	I might like to send her a little "thank you" gift.
    
    
12.22136BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Mon Mar 10 1997 13:2113
Dawn Banks? I think I have her address somewhere..... at home. :-(

Nurse cut open my finger today to let it drain.... hopefully it will, and
hopefully it will get better soon.

Why is it that people can realize they need to clear the snow off of their
windows as it would be a driving hazard if they didn't, but they don't think it
is a driving hazard to leave the snow on the rest of the car? I didn't know
which was worse..... the snow coming down or the snow coming off of some of
these cars.



12.22137CSC32::M_EVANSbe the villageMon Mar 10 1997 13:244
    Great weather, and I am stuck in the building of doom with no fresh air
    ventilation.  
    
    65+ today and possibly in the 70's tomorrow.
12.22138GAVEL::JANDROWMon Mar 10 1997 13:2512
    
    what happened to your finger, glen?
    
    re: way back...
    
    i am not looking for a dentist to do my cleanings.  i don't mind that a
    hygenist does them most of the time.  it's just that *my* dentist did
    *my* cleanings and now that he isn't going to be doing them anymore, i
    am going to look for another dentist because his office is over 30
    miles from my home (or work), so it'll no longer be worth the drive...
    
    
12.22139BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Mon Mar 10 1997 13:317
| <<< Note 12.22138 by GAVEL::JANDROW >>>


| what happened to your finger, glen?

	The nurse thought it might be a hangnail. I don't know what caused
it... but I want it to go away!
12.22140LANDO::OLIVER_Bready to begin againMon Mar 10 1997 13:342
    sounds like an inflammation of the 
    perionychium.
12.22141CSC32::M_EVANSbe the villageMon Mar 10 1997 13:415
    If it had to be opened up and draining, sounds like an infection.  You
    didn't by any chance nick yourself when cutting up a raw chicken, or
    washing root veggies did you?
    
    meg
12.22142BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Mon Mar 10 1997 14:0810
| <<< Note 12.22141 by CSC32::M_EVANS "be the village" >>>

| didn't by any chance nick yourself when cutting up a raw chicken, 

	Cut up raw chicken? Doesn't happen. I used ground turkey for most
meals.

| or washing root veggies did you?

	Do frozen veggies need to be washed?
12.22143ACISS1::BATTISCarnations,not just for Easter anymoreMon Mar 10 1997 14:312
    
    <---- only if they haven'yt showered in awhile.
12.22144CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsMon Mar 10 1997 16:287
    TTHY:  Making a specatcular recovery in the Great Race and tweaking my
    knee in the process.  I finished the run but definitely pulled
    something in the right knee.  Oh well, I was going scary fast at the
    top and knew I was going to have a decent time but my little bobble
    cost me.  Hopefully it is only cartilage and not the ACL again.  
    
    
12.22145DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Mon Mar 10 1997 16:4112
    
    
    	aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
    
    	The moment I've been dreading after hearing all the horror
    	stories about Exchange.  I just got notification that all
    	of the SBU is going to be switched over to Exhange.  Argh!
    	And yes, I've already sent off a memo in response, voicing
    	my concerns.
    
    	Grumble.
    
12.22146WMOIS::GIROUARD_CMon Mar 10 1997 16:451
    i thought it was the devil incarnate, at first. now, it ain't that bad.
12.22147BUSY::SLABA thousand pints of liteMon Mar 10 1997 16:464
    
    	Well, the fact that the switch would occur was known.  The unknown
    	was/is when it would take place.
    
12.22148ACISS1::BATTISKansas Jayhawks-Toto's favoriteMon Mar 10 1997 16:502
    
    JJ, Exchange is your friend. It means you no harm.
12.22149NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Mon Mar 10 1997 17:043
Microsoft Exchange requires all employees to have access to a Wintel box,
right?  What happens to those who don't?  Aren't there still employees whose
only computer access is through a LAT?
12.22150BUSY::SLABA thousand pints of liteMon Mar 10 1997 17:065
    
    	What's a LAT?
    
    	I haven't watched TV in 10 years or so.
    
12.22151SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Mon Mar 10 1997 17:244
    The vast majority of the employees in the UNIX segment of the SBU have
    access only to UNIX boxes that talk TCP/IP.  I expect the company will
    have a nontrivial riot on its hands trying to make those people switch
    to Exsucks.
12.22152SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerMon Mar 10 1997 17:432
    You'll certainly hear from me about it.  :-(
    
12.22153ACISS1::BATTISKansas Jayhawks-Toto's favoriteMon Mar 10 1997 17:524
    
    Microsoft is taking over the mail products at Digital, slowly they
    will take over everything. It's all part of Bill Gates master plan
    of world wide dominence. It's futile to resist.
12.22154BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Mon Mar 10 1997 17:561
if you read in the DIGITAL notesfile, you wouldn't get that impression....
12.22155BOOKIE::KELLERSorry, temporal prime directiveMon Mar 10 1997 18:231
    We are Microsoft, you will be assimilated
12.22156LANDO::OLIVER_Bready to begin againMon Mar 10 1997 18:392
    people who won't let you get off the phone
    no matter how many hints you drop.
12.22157NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Mon Mar 10 1997 18:441
"Gotta go!  The cat's on fire!"
12.22158PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BMon Mar 10 1997 18:446
  .22156   oh man oh man - i _seriously_ hate that.
	   with a capital "hate".



12.22159ACISS1::BATTISKansas Jayhawks-Toto's favoriteMon Mar 10 1997 18:473
    
    what was wrong with Geralds idea? works wonders for me, not that I get
    a lot of calls mind you, um, personal calls anyway.
12.22160SMART2::JENNISONAnd baby makes fiveMon Mar 10 1997 18:536
    
    re .22156
    
    	Did my mother call you, too?
    
    
12.22161LANDO::OLIVER_Bready to begin againMon Mar 10 1997 19:009
    /what was wrong with Geralds idea?
    
    nothing.  but i used it last week.  these 
    excuses must be used sparingly, you
    know.  the thing of it is - this 
    person knows i _hate_ to talk on phones
    in the first place!  i don't mind them
    for short, succinct conversations but to
    just go on and on...aarrrgggghhhh!
12.22162ACISS1::BATTISKansas Jayhawks-Toto's favoriteMon Mar 10 1997 19:042
    
    < Sprint scratching Bonnie's name off of spokeswoman list>
12.22163SCAMP::JENNISONAngels Guide Me From The CloudsMon Mar 10 1997 19:361
    Waiting....
12.22164SMURF::WALTERSMon Mar 10 1997 19:391
    Sounds like the perfect time to measure those chair rails!
12.22165SMART2::JENNISONAnd baby makes fiveMon Mar 10 1997 19:474
    
    	Wrong Jennison, what's-yer-face.
    
    
12.22166SMURF::WALTERSMon Mar 10 1997 19:491
    Red, right now.
12.22167PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BMon Mar 10 1997 20:029
    It's too confusing.  One of you has to get married or divorced
    or hyphenate your name just for the hell of it.

    I'm sorry, but I must insist.




12.22168BUSY::SLABAlways a Best Man, never a groomMon Mar 10 1997 20:294
    
    	Tell 'em, Covert ... they should set their personal_names to their
    	actual names for identification purposes.
    
12.22169NETRIX::&quot;slab@busy.enet.dec.com&quot;Raging SlabTue Mar 11 1997 02:366
    I tried to log in to BUSY:: and for some reason the system thought I was
    supposed to be on disk BUSY_USR02 instead of 8.  Someone in CS must be
    screwing around with the accounts or something.

[Posted by WWW Notes gateway]
12.22170BUSY::SLABAn imagine burning in her mind ...Tue Mar 11 1997 04:218
    
    	Apparently I AM on :BUSY_USR02 now.
    
    	All the 8's in my LOGIN.COM are now 2's.
    
    	However, I'm not sure how long it's been like that since my cal-
    	endar has no 7's.
    
12.22171COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertTue Mar 11 1997 04:287
Why would you put explicit device names for your login device in a
command procedure?

The right way to do anything you might need w.r.t. your login device
is to translate the logical SYS$LOGIN.

/john
12.22172BUSY::SLABAn imagine burning in her mind ...Tue Mar 11 1997 04:4415
    
    	Because I'm a friggin' moron, apparently.
    
    	8^)
    
    	I didn't know what SYS$LOGIN was until about 3 months ago.
    
    	I'm pretty sure I have it defined, but don't use it.
    
    	They just ran some sort of global replace for me and changed all
    	the 8's to 2's.  Why wouldn't they use SYS$LOGIN instead?
    
    	However, I'm checking all my DATATRIEVE stuff now, since they
    	probably didn't do that.
    
12.22173PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BTue Mar 11 1997 10:3510
>    <<< Note 12.22172 by BUSY::SLAB "An imagine burning in her mind ..." >>>
    
>    	However, I'm checking all my DATATRIEVE stuff now, since they
>    	probably didn't do that.

    Please let us know how this turns out so we can have closure on this
    exciting chapter in the Labounty Chronicles.

    

12.22174ACISS1::BATTISKansas Jayhawks-Toto's favoriteTue Mar 11 1997 11:072
    
    <----- agagagagag
12.22175CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayTue Mar 11 1997 11:573

 Thanks, Di..someone had to say it.
12.22176BRAT::JENNISONAngels Guide Me From The CloudsTue Mar 11 1997 12:197
    >>Because I'm a friggin' moron, apparently.
    
    
    God- I love you,, hhahahaaha
    
    
    SueJ
12.22177ACISS2::LEECHTerminal PhilosophyTue Mar 11 1997 12:559
    My hair dryer decided to spit fire at me this morning... lucky for me,
    it only burnt bare skin, rather than catching my hair on fire.
    
    Also lucky for me, I recently got my spring cut, so my hair dries
    rather quickly without hot-air assistance (though it is a tad more
    unruly than normal).  Since it was only 38 degrees this morning,
    quick-drying hair is a good thing.
    
    Ah well, something ELSE to add to my ever-growing shopping list...
12.22178POWDML::HANGGELIBecause I Can.Tue Mar 11 1997 12:565
    
    >>Also lucky for me, I recently got my spring cut
    
    I should think that would hurt.
    
12.22179ACISS1::BATTISKansas Jayhawks-Toto's favoriteTue Mar 11 1997 13:012
    
    <---- funny name for a tool.
12.22180ACISS2::LEECHTerminal PhilosophyTue Mar 11 1997 13:573
    A bunch of witty comebacks are coming to mind, currently, and I'm
    desparately trying to nail my fingers to the desk to keep them from
    being posted.  8^)
12.22181BUSY::SLABAudiophiles do it 'til it hertz!Tue Mar 11 1997 16:1718
    
    	RE: .22173
    
    	Oh, sure, single me out.  At least I report on things that happen
    	to me of which I have little control ... or at least don't know
    	that I have control until it's too late.
    
    	I mean, wait until this spring when JJ's flowers bloom and she
    	realizes that the blues are 2 shades too dark and the reds are
    	2 shades too light and the yellows don't sprout as well as she
    	thought they would and the blues are blocked from proper sunlight
    	by the outdoor thermometer that Shane mounted on the edge of the
    	deck and the birds are crapping on her car because they still
    	haven't cleaned out all the moving paraphernalia from the garage
    	and the neighbor's dogs are eating the zucchini from her garden.
    
    	Then you'll be grateful for my CS/IT woes.  8^)
    
12.22182PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BTue Mar 11 1997 16:205
  .22181  Undoubtedly.



12.22183SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerTue Mar 11 1997 17:405
    re: .22181
    
    You didn't mention my ferret needing open heart surgery.
    I've been replaced..........
    
12.22184ACISS1::BATTISKansas Jayhawks-Toto's favoriteTue Mar 11 1997 17:462
    
    that's our shawn, love em and leave em.
12.22185POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorTue Mar 11 1997 18:254
    MM, your animal problems are not mundane, so I would conclude that your
    were not replaced but merely out of context.

    hth
12.22186what timingPOWDML::HANGGELIBecause I Can.Tue Mar 11 1997 19:303
    
    I think I've caught Christine's cold.
    
12.22187PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BTue Mar 11 1997 19:374
   .22186  me too, and it's probably all your fault.
	   but don't feel bad.

12.22188BARSTR::JANDROWTue Mar 11 1997 19:384
    
    how many people feel good when they have a cold??
    
    
12.22189POWDML::HANGGELIBecause I Can.Tue Mar 11 1997 19:397
    
    Au contraire, I am a bad person who doesn't deserve to have good things
    happen to me.
    
    I heard it on the radio this morning, and they wouldn't say it if it
    wasn't true.
    
12.22190LANDO::OLIVER_Bready to begin againTue Mar 11 1997 19:575
    /Au contraire, I am a bad person 
    
    it's all that blabbing about singing voices.
    drives me nuts.
    
12.22191POWDML::HANGGELIBecause I Can.Tue Mar 11 1997 19:583
    
    8^)
    
12.22192BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Tue Mar 11 1997 20:001
i'm getting over my code.... 
12.22193CSC32::M_EVANSbe the villageTue Mar 11 1997 20:069
    Losing what little faith I had in the Digital system.  After 6 months of
    watching a hemmorage of talent from my group, it appears management has
    no clue, and no plan to ask for a free one from the people who know why
    people are leaving.  Guess service delivery just doesn't count anymore. 
    Just sales and profit from those sales.  
    
    :-(
    
    
12.22194BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Tue Mar 11 1997 23:148
Meg.... Digital was on the news for a product that might actually make them
more money.... and make it so we have to pay more. It is some sort of internet
service that makes it so charging someone to view a site is possible. It will
be like having a pre-paid phone card.



Glen
12.22195CSC32::M_EVANSbe the villageWed Mar 12 1997 10:196
    How nice,
    
    But who will fix it when it breaks/doesn't perform as advertised?  Oh,
    it is something that just has to be sold?  good, the way the service
    groups I work with are hemoraging brainpower, anything that will need
    to be serviced will have to be contracted out to 3rd party companies. 
12.22196BULEAN::BANKSSaturn SapWed Mar 12 1997 11:159
TTHTF:

Having a mid-term on Friday.

Here I am, officially into my "middle age," and I'm still wasting my time
cramming for mid-terms.

Anyone got any good mnemonics for memorizing the synthesis and metabolizing
of acetylcholine?
12.22197ACISS1::BATTISKansas Jayhawks-Toto's favoriteWed Mar 12 1997 11:183
    
    debra, when you and slabbo get hitched, I will be expecting an
    invitation.
12.22198SMURF::WALTERSWed Mar 12 1997 11:181
    Why do they test you about things that you can look up in a book?
12.22199CSC32::M_EVANSbe the villageWed Mar 12 1997 11:195
    dawn,
    
    If you come up with one, could you send it my way?  Friend who is also
    well into middle age, (well, she is older than me ;-)/2  ) is having
    problems with a lot of that stuff in biochem.  
12.22200PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Mar 12 1997 11:204
  .22198  that's a very good question.


12.22201SMURF::WALTERSWed Mar 12 1997 11:285
    So, I put the van up for sale, and one single person comes to look at
    it.  Disheartened, I take the van off the market after two weeks, and
    try selling the car.  Lots of interest in the car, but now the person
    who saw the van has upped his offer considerably.  What to do, what to
    do.
12.22202ACISS1::BATTISKansas Jayhawks-Toto's favoriteWed Mar 12 1997 11:302
    
    sell. that will be $5.
12.22203BULEAN::BANKSSaturn SapWed Mar 12 1997 11:3319
.22198:

Therein lies the crux of my complaint

The excuses are:

1) Because that's how they've always done it  (This excuse is still a
favorite around that institution, regardless of the amount of trouble it's
gotten them into with the APA)
2) Because they want us to be fluent in the processes involved, so
subsequent lectures won't be bogged down by material already covered (as if
most of the turnips... I mean students in that class are doing anything
other than writing verbatim everything the lecturer says)
3) Because they need some way of evaluating us (obviously, education is
still governed by a patriarchy, that settles every dispute with a ruler)
4) Because they think we'll feel cheated if they don't (I really don't
understand where they get this idea)
5) To give the professor an excuse to whine about how much work he has to
do (and, going to the wrong place for sympathy, I might add)
12.22204ASIC::RANDOLPHTom R. N1OOQWed Mar 12 1997 11:534
>    it appears management has
>    no clue, and no plan to ask for a free one

I'd say that about sums it up.
12.22205every minute, pt saidGAAS::BRAUCHERAnd nothing else mattersWed Mar 12 1997 12:014
  hey, cromagnon walters, sell the old subaru if you get anything like 6k

  bb
12.22206SMURF::WALTERSWed Mar 12 1997 12:042
    I'm getting anxiety attacks at the thought of selling my Sube.
    Oh.  there's another one.
12.22207scheduke crunchtime and we have...GAAS::BRAUCHERAnd nothing else mattersWed Mar 12 1997 12:094
 otiose persons

  bb
12.22208SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerWed Mar 12 1997 12:574
    Someone who would get rid of their cats to get ferrets.
    Someone who would get rid of ANY animal just to get a "new"
    animal.  It boggles the mind.
    
12.22209POWDML::HANGGELIBecause I Can.Wed Mar 12 1997 12:594
    
    Yeah, that one really killed me.  Do they sell one kid when they have
    another?
    
12.22210CSC32::M_EVANSbe the villageWed Mar 12 1997 13:028
    Good Grief!
    
    People are giving up pets so they can get different pets?  I guess I
    missed this one.  some people.  pets are not used cars!  Having had two
    exceptional dogs, that didnt quite meet expectations, but have made
    wonderful pets, I guess I just done get it.  
    
    meg
12.22211SMURF::WALTERSWed Mar 12 1997 13:033
    > pets are not used cars
    
    This is true.  You can't eat a car in a crisis.
12.22212DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Wed Mar 12 1997 13:0413
    
    
    	Must be in FELINE somewhere..... haven't seen it yet.
    
    	re: Shawn from a few back.....
    
    	First of all, I don't eat zucchini and neither does anyone in
    	my family so no zucchini will be grown (though there were rather
    	large doggy footprints in the snow yesterday!), no thermometers
    	will be put up, and I will be very excited about ANYTHING that
    	comes up in the yard this year....... so there!  :p
    
    
12.22213NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Mar 12 1997 13:051
You can, but you'll get a lot of gas.
12.22214BULEAN::BANKSSaturn SapWed Mar 12 1997 13:0711
I can't see giving up cats to get ferrets, but then again, I can't see
getting a ferret in the first place (with apologies to the ferret lovers
here).

The evyl part of me would say that there's no need to give the cats up,
anyway; they'd probably be delightful sauteed in butter.

Then, the not-so-evyl part of me remembers the sound of my cat Hank cooing
at me, and my heart melts (like butter).

Just don't see why anyone would trade in their pets, of any sort.
12.22215SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Wed Mar 12 1997 13:1210
    .22203
    
    In the class I'm taking, they hand us a page we've translated before
    and another that we've never seen before and say "Translate these. 
    Then write a 2,000-word paper explaining why Trimalchio always made
    Niceros tell his ghost story at ever one of Trimalchio's parties. 
    Examine both the narrative and the narration styles Petronius uses when
    relating the ghost stories."  Use your dictionary, use your grammar
    text, use anything short of a translation of the passages in question
    or the assistance of your neighbor.
12.22216how do they get alongGAAS::BRAUCHERAnd nothing else mattersWed Mar 12 1997 13:1412
  are there problems between ferrets and cats ?

  I'm a former dog owner, now triply feline.  After our last dog died,
 I nixed further pooches - too messy, too much work, noisy, etc, etc, etc.

  cats are ok - they go on their own, they're nearly silent, they can be
 left, etc, etc, etc

  on that scale, where do ferrets go ?

  unferreted bb
12.22217ughBRAT::JENNISONAngels Guide Me From The CloudsWed Mar 12 1997 13:167
    RE: 22208
    
    
    MY THOUGHTs exactly!
    
    SueJ
    
12.22218SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerWed Mar 12 1997 13:189
    It's in Classified_Ads.  One of the cats is
    2 years old and hasn't even been spayed.  ARGGGH!
    They've had them all since they were kittens.
    
    It would be nice to think that no one would sell
    them a ferret, but I doubt it.  We'll probably end
    up with their ferrets at the shelter in a year or
    two when the next "cool" pet comes out.
    
12.22219SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerWed Mar 12 1997 13:2418
    re: .22216
    
    I have 5 cats and 5 ferrets.  They get along fine.
    Dogs and ferrets can be tricky, however.  You should
    keep an eye on any mix of pets when they are playing
    together, though.  
    
    I make a habit of asking people who want a ferret if
    they think they have the time and energy to devote to
    a dog.  If they say no, I tell them they don't want a 
    ferret either.  Ferrets are a companion animal.  They
    need a minimum of 4 hours of interactive play time per
    day out of cage.  Interactive means with YOU.  Ferrets
    thrive on human companionship.  They need to be cuddled,
    petted and played with regularly.  Much more so than a 
    cat (although cats are healthier and better adjusted if
    you spend more time interacting with them).  
      
12.22220ACISS1::BATTISKansas Jayhawks-Toto's favoriteWed Mar 12 1997 13:264
    
    who the heck has 4 hours a day to devote to a pet?  get a stuffed one,
    no mess, no cleanup, put them back on the mantle when your done with
    them.
12.22221SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerWed Mar 12 1997 13:3315
    re: .222220
    
    I think that's what some people should do, and I don't think
    there's anything wrong with that.  Everyone isn't cut out
    for a pet.  Even something as benign as a fish tank has 
    weekly maintenance that has to be performed.  Living things
    need care, period.  It isn't for everyone.  I'm exhausted
    by the end of the day, since in addition to regular care
    I also have to measure and dispense medicine for 3-5 animals
    depending on their needs.  But I enjoy it and I enjoy the
    companionship and unconditional love I receive from each
    of them, so it's worth it to me.  When you decide to get
    a pet, you have to make a decision on what's important 
    to you.
    
12.22222BULEAN::BANKSSaturn SapWed Mar 12 1997 13:358
I always have time to nuzzle my cat.

I've got a piece of carpet nailed to the wall, so when Hank's bored, he
quite literally climbs the wall.  This has been surprisingly effective in
keeping him from scratching everything else.

When I get home, he climbs five feet up the wall, and expects me to nuzzle
him with my face.  We get some serious kitty-motor action out of this.
12.22223ACISS1::BATTISKansas Jayhawks-Toto's favoriteWed Mar 12 1997 13:352
    
    which is more work, a pet or a kid?
12.22224SMURF::WALTERSWed Mar 12 1997 13:361
    You mean getting one or keeping it afterwards?
12.22225PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Mar 12 1997 13:3610
>    <<< Note 12.22220 by ACISS1::BATTIS "Kansas Jayhawks-Toto's favorite" >>>

    
>    who the heck has 4 hours a day to devote to a pet? 

	good question.  i had a dog for 15 and 1/2 years and i never
	worried about devoting 4 hours a day to her.  she seemed pretty
	well adjusted despite that.


12.22226katz is the pet-of-choice in the 90's...GAAS::BRAUCHERAnd nothing else mattersWed Mar 12 1997 13:4010
  as soon as you say "cage", you know it's too much work

  cats are practically feral.  In fact, my farmer friend has a bunch of
 outdoor cats around his cow barn, which are not allowed inside and are
 fed sparingly, so as to encourage mousing.

  they don't seem to want or need people at all

  bb
12.22227CSC32::M_EVANSbe the villageWed Mar 12 1997 13:4412
    Battis,
    
    Kids and pets are just about as much trouble.  They all need loving;
    cuddling; are quite capable of reducing your furniture, carpeting  and
    clothing to rags and sticks; nutritious foods; training/education;
    attention; require you to rethink your lifestyle; more cuddling;
    excercise; reassurance that you still love them; eat money; need more
    loving;..............
    
    However, I like all of them.  good thing too.  
    
    meg
12.22228SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerWed Mar 12 1997 13:4517
    re: .22225
    
    You probably did without realizing it.  Cats and dogs
    aren't normally caged when their owners are not home
    (well some dogs are I guess), and they aren't usually
    restricted to certain areas of the house when the owners
    are home.  Ferrets, due to their small size, their delicate
    spine, and the sheer amount of trouble their own curiosity and
    stubbornness can get them into, are better off caged when
    their owners are not there to supervise them, and best
    supervised when they are out playing.  A ferret left to
    their own devices for 5 minutes can get into more trouble
    than a cat left alone for an entire day.  It's amazing.
    Due to these constraints it's more of a conscious effort
    to make sure to spend time with ferrets than it is with a 
    dog or a cat who follows you around the house, or who sleeps
    
12.22229Cages? Hank don't need no stinkin' cages!BULEAN::BANKSSaturn SapWed Mar 12 1997 13:459
    I don't have a cat carrier.  When my Hank goes for a ride, he rides
    unencumbered in the car ('cepting when I kick him for trying to crawl
    under the brake pedal).
    
    I've made it a point to occasionally take him on trips that don't
    involve the Kuddly Kritter Kastration Klinik.  He's getting to the
    point where he's used to riding in the car, if not totally delighted.
    
    It's no trouble at all.
12.22230SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerWed Mar 12 1997 13:525
    re: .22229
    
    I'm going to hazard a guess here that Hank doesn't
    weigh 2.5 lbs and can't crawl up under the dashboard.....
    
12.22231BULEAN::BANKSSaturn SapWed Mar 12 1997 14:0214
    True.
    
    Actually, I've had 25 lb cats crawl up under dashboards before, but
    Hank doesn't do this.
    
    Being a psychologist wannabe, I figure that if I start getting him used
    to the car early on, it won't be a big problem for him.  He still
    whines a bit, but mostly, he stands in the seat and watches the world
    go by out the window.  Sometimes, he'll just sun-bathe under the rear
    windshield (which could be difficult in the wagon).
    
    Other times, when the vet is involved, he'll just wrap himself around
    the top of my head.  I think he saw Sylvester do that to Porky on TV
    once.
12.22232BUSY::SLABBuzzword BingoWed Mar 12 1997 14:045
    
    	If you bonk his head repeatedly on the fender, he might get used
    	to being hit while playing in the road, and maybe it won't hurt
    	him as much if it ever does happen.
    
12.22233SMURF::WALTERSOaty-o's SpokespersonWed Mar 12 1997 14:1613
    Dawn,
    
    You're never going to make it from wannabe to filthy rich
    until you realise that he's a cat, and averse to conditioning
    both classical and operant. Just when you think you have him
    trained he'll pee into your cupholder then wrap himself around
    your head just as you are merging into 70 mph traffic.
    
    I was well trained by Rene des Katz and Cooking Fat to accept
    this simple truth, and my life is happier for it.
    
    /hth
    
12.22234BULEAN::BANKSSaturn SapWed Mar 12 1997 14:1912
    True.
    
    Try operant conditioning on a cat, and you soon discover
    
    1) There are no secondary reinforcers
    2) Primary reinforcers lose their value when the bugger catches on to
    what you're trying.
    
    I'm just doing a little exposure therapy.
    
    And, I'm also delighted that I now have a cupholder for him to pee in,
    too.
12.22235PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Mar 12 1997 14:206
>    <<< Note 12.22228 by SMURF::MSCANLON "a ferret on the barco-lounger" >>>

	Well that's the difference.  I wouldn't consider my dog's uncaged
	hours (which was all of them) as time I was devoting to her.


12.22236ASIC::RANDOLPHTom R. N1OOQWed Mar 12 1997 14:319
We had a reason to "trade" pets... our previous cat was an unholy terror, and
was destroying our house. He'd had all his shots, so he was a bargain at
FREE. He went to a home that had several other cats, which is probably what
he needed.

We got a Himilayan. Very docile. Got her cheap cuz she wouldn't breed.
Wouldn't you know, she went right into heat and stayed that way until she
became an it. She's easy to deal with... a little attention once a day and
she's happy, and she doesn't terrorize.
12.22237SMARTT::JENNISONAnd baby makes fiveWed Mar 12 1997 14:3412
    
    	Battis, I consider kids more rewarding and less work
    	than pets.
    
    	At least with kids, you can diaper them until they are
    	house trained, and most of them don't shed.
    
    	They're also easier to restrain in moving vehicles.
    
    	;-)
    
    
12.22238SPECXN::CONLONWed Mar 12 1997 14:404
    Mary-Michael, do ferrets bite?
    
    They sound cuddly.
    
12.22239SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerWed Mar 12 1997 14:4319
    re: .22226
    
    Sometimes you have to do that for the sake of the animal
    as well as yourself.  I had one neutered tabby boy who was 
    as sweet as they come, but in my house full of spayed female cats, he
    felt the world was his litterbox.  He went to a home that
    had other, more dominent male cats, and last I checked was
    doing just fine with no accidents.  
    
    An oriental shorthair who needed to be a pampered pet rather
    than simply 1 of 4 or 5 other cats is now living with my boss 
    and her husband, infant daughter and 1 other cat, is the queen of
    all she surveys and is deliriously happy.  I cat-sit for 
    them and still see her regularly.  
    
    Part of loving a pet is the ability to see when they are
    miserable and try to do something about it.  That's quite
    a bit different than pushing them out of the way to make
    room for "new, improved" animals.  
12.22240SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerWed Mar 12 1997 14:4814
    re: .22238
    
    A well-socialized adult ferret is no more prone
    to biting than a simlarly well-socialized dog or
    cat.  
    
    A ferret kit, like a kitten or a puppy, has to
    be trained not to bite down during play.
    
    I think they are very cuddly :-).  When they come
    out of their cages, they all stand around me on their
    hind legs until I pick each of them up so they can
    give me a ferret "kiss" (they like to lick your face).
    
12.22241Why, thank you, "Captain" McCoyTLE::RALTOWed Mar 12 1997 15:328
> Anyone got any good mnemonics for memorizing the synthesis and metabolizing
> of acetylcholine?
    
    I don't know, but don't take any advice about this from Mr. Spock.
    McCoy said that Spock botched the acetylcholine test on that overgrown
    amoeba-like thing that he flew the shuttlecraft into.
    
    Chris
12.22242POWDML::HANGGELIBecause I Can.Wed Mar 12 1997 15:476
    
    I am going to have a nervous breakdown.
    
    I've worked hard for it, I deserve it, and nobody is going to take it
    away from me.
    
12.22243I'll have some of that there Narvous Brakedoon.COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertWed Mar 12 1997 16:023
	Bring Some to Share

12.22244BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Wed Mar 12 1997 17:324


	Deb, I will join you very shortly on that. This day has been a bear! 
12.22245BUSY::SLABCareer Opportunity Week at DECWed Mar 12 1997 17:543
    
    	Back off, I saw her first!!
    
12.22246WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjWed Mar 12 1997 18:1022
    TTHT:
    
     Multiple programs that do not behave as advertised. 
    
     Take Microsquish Word, for example. (Please, take Microsquish Word!)
    You're supposed to be able to create a document and add illustrations
    (like timing diagrams created in Visio). Wanna create the document? No
    problemo. Want to create the drawing? No problemo. Wanna include the
    drawing in the document? Hey, we even have a ready made macro built it
    to do just that. Wanna save the drawing? <insert maniacal laugh>
    Incredible.
    
     And Synopsys isn't on my list of well behaved software tools, either.
    Inserting random buffering instead of simply increasing the drive
    strengths on existing cells is just plain wrong. The thing's behaving
    erratically. If it behaved according to the documentation, I wouldn't
    still be dicking around with crappy results. We are issuing the
    directives right out of the FM, and do they work as advertised?
    <chuckle>
    
     And when I go home I get to deal with the same kind of crap on the
    home PC. The urge to defenestrate becomes ever stronger.
12.22247BUSY::SLABCome On'N'OnWed Mar 12 1997 19:114
    
    	If you owned a Mac I'm sure you wouldn't have any of these prob-
    	lems.
    
12.22248ACISS1::BATTISKansas Jayhawks-Toto's favoriteWed Mar 12 1997 19:182
    
    foiled again. drats.
12.22249SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Wed Mar 12 1997 19:495
    .22247
    
    Or he could use ClarisWorks on a PC.  Very nice integration.  Create
    the drawing directly within the WP document, and save the whole thing
    as a unit.
12.22250SCASS1::BARBER_APsychobilly FreakoutThu Mar 13 1997 03:275
    TTHT: Strep Throat
    
    {gulp}  
    
    Ouch!!
12.22251hthSCASS1::BARBER_APsychobilly FreakoutThu Mar 13 1997 03:316
    Doc, the only way I've been able to get Visio drawings into Word
    (effectively) is to cut 'n paste them.  For some reason, it works much
    better that way.  If the document becomes unmanageable because of the
    size of the drawings (which is pretty common if they are fairly
    detailed as with most network drawings), I use the master/sub document
    tool in the outline view.    
12.22252BUSY::SLABCrash, burn ... when will I learn?Thu Mar 13 1997 04:485
    
    	Ooh, cute AND smart.
    
    	I think I'm in love or something.
    
12.22253WMOIS::GIROUARD_CThu Mar 13 1997 09:111
    something = lust?
12.22254when all else fails, power cycleWAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjThu Mar 13 1997 10:5510
    >Doc, the only way I've been able to get Visio drawings into Word
    >(effectively) is to cut 'n paste them.  For some reason, it works much
    >better that way.  If the document becomes unmanageable because of the
    >size of the drawings (which is pretty common if they are fairly
    >detailed as with most network drawings), I use the master/sub document
    >tool in the outline view.    
    
     Well, we already had the (120+ pp) document in master/sub document
    form. And we ended up being able to cut and paste the Visio drawings
    (or use the built in macro) after we rebooted the machine!
12.22255swellWAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjThu Mar 13 1997 11:457
    TTHT:
    
     Discovering that I did, in fact, lose something important last week
    when my machine crashed. I had filled out most of an invention
    disclosure form last week. Never got to save it. Of course, I was doing
    several things at the same time so I didn't notice it until this
    morning. And the patent attorney is going to show up in 15 minutes.
12.22256ACISS1::BATTISKansas Jayhawks-Toto's favoriteThu Mar 13 1997 11:542
    
    you in a heep of trouble son
12.22257No... no... no...TLE::RALTOLeave Clinton AloneThu Mar 13 1997 12:279
    Matt LeBlanc has been signed to play Don West in the effing new
    effing "Lost in Space" movie, replacing the originally cast actor
    after the effing director decided that he wasn't right for the role.
    The publicity department claims that the actor "gladly stepped aside".
    
    Effing "Friends In Space".  Goddammit.  Why don't they try to get
    that guy from "Seinfeld", too?  He'd be a cute little Dr. Smith.
    
    Chris
12.22258BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Thu Mar 13 1997 12:331
who was the actor that Matt replaced? 
12.22259CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayThu Mar 13 1997 12:354


 I never really watched Lost in Space all that much
12.22260ASGMKA::MARTINConcerto in 66 MovementsThu Mar 13 1997 12:359
    Chris:
    
    Are you sitting there....trying to tell me.....that they aren't going
    to have Mark Goddard in this here movie???  Are you serious!!
    
    THIS IS BLASPHEMY!!!!!  BLASPHEMY I TELL YOU!!!!!!  I will not stand
    for this!  
    
    
12.22261I'd better skip the coffee todayTLE::RALTOLeave Clinton AloneThu Mar 13 1997 12:5029
    The actor originally cast as Don West was Sean Patrick Flanery.
    
    Sorry, Jack, none of the original cast is in the movie.  The
    powers-that-be decided to re-tell the story from the beginning
    rather than do an "update" kind of movie, and of course the
    original cast is too old to play their roles in that time-setting.
    
    Many of the original cast will be in cameos (including Mark Goddard),
    with a couple of notable exceptions:  Jonathan Harris, who says
    that he "doesn't do cameos" and/or wasn't offered enough money,
    depending who you believe, and...
    
    (I'll put a spoiler here because the other non-cameo possibly
    reveals some plot info:)
    
    
    
    Bill Mumy.  There was a role in the movie for, shall we say, an
    "older version" of Will Robinson.  They made Mumy, an actor with
    a mile-long resume, try out with the usual cattle call group of
    actor wannabes.  They'd told him that he had the role in the bag.
    Then, weeks later, he found out indirectly from some third party
    that they'd given the role to the son of some "name" actor or
    director, I forget which.  Shabby treatment, to say the least.
    
    I am most definitely NOT pleased by what I've been hearing about
    this film to date.  Especially today's news, needless to say.
    
    Chris
12.22262how soon forgotenSUBSYS::NEUMYERHere's your signThu Mar 13 1997 12:586
    
    
    	That the news assignement gut didn't even know what the
    significance of a VietNam MIA bracelet was.
    
    ed
12.22263CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayThu Mar 13 1997 12:584


ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
12.22264BARSTR::JANDROWThu Mar 13 1997 13:0113
    
    
    doctah,
      
    >> I had filled out most of an invention disclosure form last week.
    
    so, does that mean i'll see your name floating around here soon??
    what did ya invent?
    
    >> And the patent attorney is going to show up in 15 minutes.
    
    which one would that be????
    
12.22265BUSY::SLABDancin' on CoalsThu Mar 13 1997 13:3711
    
    >so, does that mean i'll see your name floating around here soon??
    >what did ya invent?
    
    
    	Yeah ... "Hey, you hear that some guy in here forgot to bring
    	the disclosure form with him when visiting with the patent at-
    	torney?".
    
    	Sorry, Doc.  I do hope it turns out well.
    
12.22266WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjThu Mar 13 1997 14:0911
    >so, does that mean i'll see your name floating around here soon??
    
    Mebbe.
    
    >what did ya invent?
    
    Some arbitration stuff and other things relative to ATM chips.
    
    >which one would that be????
    
     Mary Steubing.
12.22267ASIC::RANDOLPHTom R. N1OOQThu Mar 13 1997 14:342
Discovering that my workstation terminal emulator windows no longer display
REGIS graphics.
12.22268POWDML::HANGGELIBecause I Can.Thu Mar 13 1997 14:443
    
    Common courtesy and civility appears to be dead.
    
12.22269POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorThu Mar 13 1997 14:471
    no doubt.
12.22270re: .22267 <ESC>P1p@:a...@;R(Ma))PERFOM::LICEA_KANEwhen it's comin' from the leftThu Mar 13 1997 14:496
    
    Back in the olden days, newspapers didn't go gaga over someone
    finding the "Load Macrograph Contents/Report Macrograph Contents"
    hole.
    
    								-mr. bill
12.22271POWDML::HANGGELIBecause I Can.Thu Mar 13 1997 14:503
    
    Excuse my mixing of plurals and singulars.  Appear.
    
12.22272ASIC::RANDOLPHTom R. N1OOQThu Mar 13 1997 14:535
>    Back in the olden days, newspapers didn't go gaga over someone

Um, er, ah, huh?
I have a couple of old programs that I wrote to display eclipses and phases
of the moon in REGIS. I have to use a real honest to goodness VT240 now.
12.22273BARSTR::JANDROWThu Mar 13 1997 15:235
    
    tth:  an achy jaw.  it's only on the right side and has been like this
    	  for a couple of weeks.  don't know what the heck is wrong, but i can't
     	  wait for my dentist appointment to find out...
    
12.22274BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Thu Mar 13 1997 15:566
| <<< Note 12.22267 by ASIC::RANDOLPH "Tom R. N1OOQ" >>>

| Discovering that my workstation terminal emulator windows no longer display
| REGIS graphics.

	Do you really want to see Regis Philbin???
12.22275CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayThu Mar 13 1997 16:053

 yuk yuk
12.22276ACISS1::BATTISKansas Jayhawks-Toto's favoriteThu Mar 13 1997 16:413
    
    stock market is down 112.76. we are at 29 3/4. only 1 3/8 away from a
    new 52 week low. gotta love it!!!
12.22277WECARE::GRIFFINJohn Griffin zko1-3/b31 381-1159Thu Mar 13 1997 16:421
    Battis, your polarities are reversed.  Find a wall socket.
12.22278ACISS1::BATTISKansas Jayhawks-Toto's favoriteThu Mar 13 1997 16:425
    
    .22275
    
    jimbob, we are talking glen here, not shawn. try not to be so hard
    on  him.
12.22279ACISS1::BATTISKansas Jayhawks-Toto's favoriteThu Mar 13 1997 16:512
    
    john, recalibrate your sarcasm meter. hth, kfc cia, etc..
12.22280SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerThu Mar 13 1997 17:026
    re: .22273
    
    It's not your teeth, it's the darn stupid virus.
    My teeth have been aching from swollen glands and
    infected sinuses for two weeks.
    
12.22281ACISS1::BATTISKansas Jayhawks-Toto's favoriteThu Mar 13 1997 17:042
    
    sore teeth or sore jaw. they are not mutually exclusive.
12.22282BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Thu Mar 13 1997 17:072
My jaw has been sore before. Right after I fell off the bike I was riding
nohands in the middle of winter and fell face first onto the pavement. 
12.22283BUSY::SLABDogbert's New Ruling Class: 150KThu Mar 13 1997 17:127
    
    	See, if you'd been riding on the edge of winter you might have
    	fallen and landed on the abutting edge of spring where there was
    	a conveniently-placed haystack to cushion your fall.
    
    	But I guess you'll know better next time.
    
12.22284BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Thu Mar 13 1997 17:132
	err..... yeah.... uh huh.....
12.22285NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Mar 13 1997 17:131
Shawn, you don't know much about farming, do you?
12.22286WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjThu Mar 13 1997 17:224
>My jaw has been sore before. Right after I fell off the bike I was riding
>nohands in the middle of winter and fell face first onto the pavement. 
    
     I always knew there was an explanation...
12.22287BUSY::SLABDogbert's New Ruling Class: 150KThu Mar 13 1997 17:268
    
    	RE: .22285
    
    	No, not much at all except that it's usually done on a farm.
    
    	But sometimes you have to take certain diversions from the truth
    	in the quest for above-average humor.
    
12.22288NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Mar 13 1997 17:321
Above-average humor?  Like Dr. Science?
12.22289BUSY::SLABDon't drink the (toilet) waterThu Mar 13 1997 17:365
    
    	It's a quest, like I said.
    
    	There's no guarantee that I'll ever get there.
    
12.22290WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjThu Mar 13 1997 17:381
    Or that you'll know if you do.
12.22291BUSY::SLABDon't drink the (toilet) waterThu Mar 13 1997 17:404
    
    	I know I can continue to count on all of you to remind me that I
    	haven't gotten there yet.
    
12.22292ACISS1::BATTISKansas Jayhawks-Toto's favoriteThu Mar 13 1997 17:582
    
    get em gerald!
12.22293ACISS1::BATTISKansas Jayhawks-Toto's favoriteThu Mar 13 1997 19:243
    
    stock market was down 160 points last i checked. must be high
    employment or other good news. Wall St hates good news on the economy.
12.22294BULEAN::BANKSSaturn SapThu Mar 13 1997 19:283
    While I pretty well understand the economics involved, it's an
    indication that there's something wrong when the market throws a rod
    over hearing good news.
12.22295(besides cutting off my head...)BARSTR::JANDROWThu Mar 13 1997 19:356
    
    back a few...it's just a sore jaw...no sore teeth.  but i do have to
    say my jaw area does feel swollen!  and it did start right around the
    time i had my last cold...hhmmmmm...
    
    so what can i do to get rid of it?!?!?
12.22296BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Thu Mar 13 1997 19:371
cut off jaw
12.22297POWDML::HANGGELIBecause I Can.Thu Mar 13 1997 19:437
    
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHGHHGGHGHHGHGHGH.
    
12.22298BARSTR::JANDROWThu Mar 13 1997 19:434
    
    deb, i heard that all the way ovah heah.....
    
    
12.22299CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayThu Mar 13 1997 19:443

 uh oh
12.22301SMURF::WALTERSThu Mar 13 1997 20:266
    A fool and his condom are soon parted?
    
    TTHT:  Car salesmen.  I needsa collapsable pocket sized Dawn to pull
    out at the crucial moment.
    
    
12.22302SMURF::WALTERSThu Mar 13 1997 21:034
    <  That one is going to end up in the "things wot sound filthaaaaa"
    note.  I just know it.
    
    
12.22303POWDML::HANGGELIBecause I Can.Fri Mar 14 1997 07:013
    
    Tonight I changed my life, and now I cannot sleep.
    
12.22304BUSY::SLABErotic NightmaresFri Mar 14 1997 11:094
    
    	You all expect me to say something here, but it's too early to
    	think.
    
12.22305WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjFri Mar 14 1997 11:311
    What's your excuse at 11:30pm?
12.22306CSC32::M_EVANSbe the villageFri Mar 14 1997 11:328
    Waking up in a panic, and realizing I don't have to be working until
    0900.  Now I am awake with nothing to do but run down and yeall at
    kids. 
    
    Worse, it's snowing today, but the predicted high tomorrow is in the
    50's.  Not cold enough to keep the would-be irish away.  
    
    meg
12.22307BUSY::SLABExit light ... enter nightFri Mar 14 1997 12:295
    
    	RE: .22305
    
    	That's too late to think, of course.
    
12.22308Sheeeshhhh...SHRCTR::peterj.shr.dec.com::PJohnsonFri Mar 14 1997 12:4125
Read and heed. Perhaps *you* can avoid a similar expense...

I drove to work yesterday as usual, parked without incident. Came out at noon to do 
some errands and the car wouldn't start. It turned over but just wouldn't catch. I 
checked the gas and that was fine. Perhaps I flooded the thing, 'cause I smelled gas. 
So I returned to the building to finish another task to let the thing dry/air out.

Came back out after a couple hours: still won't start. Now I'm getting concerned. Back 
in for an hour and back out and still, wouldn't start. Popped the hood to see if I 
could spot something -- nothing suspicious there.

It was clear that I was stuck, so I called my mechanic and he dispatched a truck that 
picked the car up and carried it away. I guess the car arrived at his shop just before 
my wife and I arrived home, because we weren't in the door more than a few minutes when 
the phone rang. It was my mechanic: "You car's all set." I said, "What?!"

When I parked, I inserted my tailpipe into a small snowbank (didn't hear or see 
anything), and the restriction of the exhaust path prevented the car from starting. 
When they tried to start the car at the shop, a cylinder of snow/ice dropped from the 
tailpipe, eliciting an a-HA! from the audience.

That lesson cost me $40 -- it could have been a lot worse, I know, but it's still an 
expense I would have preferred to have avoided.

I-want-to-move-to-someplace-warm-and-flat-and-buy-a-bicycle-Peet
12.22309BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Fri Mar 14 1997 12:443

	It is hard to read and heed when your colums are set higher than 80! 
12.22310BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Fri Mar 14 1997 12:4921

	My friend went to go renew his license yesterday. he gets to the
registry and they tell him no, it can not be done. In fact, they had sent out a
notice which revoked his license in January. But at that time he was switching
his mailing address from a post office box in Acton (he worked in Littleton) to
Boston. So they don't forward those mailings for some reason, which is why he
never got the letter.

	It seems my friend has the same name as some guy in Pennsylvania who
had some major trouble. They say my friend is this person. My friend has been
on the phone getting it straightened out in Pennsylvania. Today they will fax
the MA registry the info needed to clear my friends name.

	His next step is to write a letter to the federal government telling
them to stop making his name into trash or he will sue them. Now while I don't
think the fed gov will blink an eye, I know my friend will! :-)



Glen
12.22311CSC32::M_EVANSbe the villageFri Mar 14 1997 13:008
    And people wonder why I give my kids off-the-wall names with unique
    spellings.  Try being on of 12 M Evans's at a hopital.  If I hadn't
    known wht procedures I was in for last time, I would have had some more
    stuff done for a problem I don't have and the procedure that another
    Evans had ordered was far more invasive than the one I was in for.  
    and we both had the same overseeing physician to boot.
    
    meg
12.22312CSC32::M_EVANSbe the villageFri Mar 14 1997 13:107
    Call handling system has been foobared for the last 24 hours, and the
    ERT either hasn't come up with a response, or they are all on exchange,
    which is usually on a coffee break, so we aren't getting any updates
    anyway.  I think the people who did handle the system are all employeed
    elsewhere now anyway.  
    
    It just doesn't get any better than this.
12.22313reformatted to 80 columnsWAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjFri Mar 14 1997 13:1934
          <<< Note 12.22308 by SHRCTR::peterj.shr.dec.com::PJohnson >>>
                               -< Sheeeshhhh... >-

Read and heed. Perhaps *you* can avoid a similar expense...

    I drove to work yesterday as usual, parked without incident. Came out
    at noon to do  some errands and the car wouldn't start. It turned over
    but just wouldn't catch. I  checked the gas and that was fine. Perhaps
    I flooded the thing, 'cause I smelled gas.  So I returned to the
    building to finish another task to let the thing dry/air out.

    Came back out after a couple hours: still won't start. Now I'm getting
    concerned. Back  in for an hour and back out and still, wouldn't start.
    Popped the hood to see if I  could spot something -- nothing suspicious
    there.

    It was clear that I was stuck, so I called my mechanic and he
    dispatched a truck that  picked the car up and carried it away. I guess
    the car arrived at his shop just before  my wife and I arrived home,
    because we weren't in the door more than a few minutes when  the phone
    rang. It was my mechanic: "You car's all set." I said, "What?!"

    When I parked, I inserted my tailpipe into a small snowbank (didn't
    hear or see  anything), and the restriction of the exhaust path
    prevented the car from starting.  When they tried to start the car at
    the shop, a cylinder of snow/ice dropped from the  tailpipe, eliciting
    an a-HA! from the audience.

    That lesson cost me $40 -- it could have been a lot worse, I know, but
    it's still an  expense I would have preferred to have avoided.

    I-want-to-move-to-someplace-warm-and-flat-and-buy-a-bicycle-Peet

    
12.22314SMURF::WALTERSFri Mar 14 1997 13:2514
    That's one for click and clack.
    
    Yesterday, the chappie who bought our van was back because we'd made
    a slight error on the title transfer, and the town hall wanted a
    written confirmation.
    
    We gave it to him, but a few minutes later he was back.  His car was
    dead in our driveway.  We spent 20 minutes going over everything but
    couldn't find the problem - fuel, spark, battery all OK.
    
    He 'phoned a buddy at work to come and tow him, but his buddy told
    him to have a cup of coffee and try the car again.  he did, and it
    started.  Good remote diagnosis.
    
12.22315POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorFri Mar 14 1997 13:372
    He probably has a blow-by problem which clogs some critical vacuum
    hoses on a warm start up.
12.22316SMURF::WALTERSFri Mar 14 1997 13:402
    Whoa.  Talk english, perfesser. You lost me after "a".
    
12.22317CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayFri Mar 14 1997 13:556

 I had a Ford Tempo that would do that once in a while.


 Jim
12.22318LANDO::OLIVER_Bgonna have to eventually anywayFri Mar 14 1997 16:191
    Her absence leaves a gaping whole in the 'box.
12.22319SCASS1::BARBER_APsychobilly FreakoutFri Mar 14 1997 16:233
    I know, I know, but I must go now.
    
    ;)
12.22320PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BFri Mar 14 1997 16:285
  .22318  aagagagag.



12.22321LANDO::OLIVER_Bgonna have to eventually anywayFri Mar 14 1997 16:291
    well, it does! ;-)
12.22322wholly mammoth...GAAS::BRAUCHERAnd nothing else mattersFri Mar 14 1997 16:314
  or at least, a gaping three-quarters...

  bb
12.22323TROOA::BUTKOVICHturn and face the strangeFri Mar 14 1997 17:123
    TTHT - Being caught in the middle as two managers play mind-games with
    each other.  (although the memos are kind of funny.... in a sorry sorta
    way)
12.22324BUSY::SLABGreat baby! Delicious!!Sat Mar 15 1997 01:255
    
    	We've got the wind something fierce down here in Uxbridge.
    
    	And yes, there is a mouse in my pocket.
    
12.22325POWDML::HANGGELIBecause I Can.Sat Mar 15 1997 16:455
    
    TTHT:  Spending the last 4 hours making up for the 2 months I was
    without my computer, and therefore unable to update the Savoyards
    treasurer records.
    
12.22326BUSY::SLABGreat baby! Delicious!!Sat Mar 15 1997 19:424
    
    	Merely a minute before that, didn't you say you updated the
    	records?
    
12.22327POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorSat Mar 15 1997 19:431
    Yes, she did, but as she said, she's balancing things.
12.22328BUSY::SLABGreat baby! Delicious!!Sat Mar 15 1997 20:034
    
    	Oh, when she said "balancing" I pictured her teetering on one toe
    	with "War and Peace" on her head.
    
12.22329POWDML::HANGGELIBecause I Can.Sun Mar 16 1997 12:233
    
    The Bay City Rollers are at MamaKin tonight, and I can't go.
    
12.22330POWDML::HANGGELIBecause I Can.Mon Mar 17 1997 03:113
    
    A very long and exhausting day 8^/.
    
12.22331KERNEL::FREKESLike a thief in the nightMon Mar 17 1997 08:068
    TTHT
    
    Being back at work, after have an amazing weekend. Feels a little
    anti-climax being at work again. 
    
    And it is good weather outside. I just want to be in the sun.
    
    Steven
12.22332WMOIS::GIROUARD_CMon Mar 17 1997 10:001
    this stinking weather...
12.22333FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Mon Mar 17 1997 10:126
    
    
    	being so dang tired lately! All my energy has been drained from my
    bod. {yawn} Vivarin, take me away...
    
    
12.22334its no trouble...really....FABSIX::TR_TAYLORMon Mar 17 1997 10:242
    Vivarin cant make it but the scary lady in the lil red car will run u
    over if u stand in the road by the butt hut
12.22335CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayMon Mar 17 1997 10:548

 cut myself shaving and it's a real bleeder..and, no, Mr. Binder, I don't
have a styptic pencil.



 Jim
12.22336BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Mon Mar 17 1997 11:545

	I find if I shave in the shower, I have no blood when I leave. No
matter how bad I knick myself. If I shave in the sink, I bleed like there is no
tomorrow.
12.22337BULEAN::BANKSSaturn SapMon Mar 17 1997 12:023
Yes, but what are you shaving in the shower?

Bungled suicide attempts, or just plain fun?
12.22338SMURF::WALTERSMon Mar 17 1997 12:555
    
    I picked up my new car on Saturday, and it has already developed a
    problem a mere 67 miles later.  All the underbody black paint is
    just flaking right off.   Grrrrrrrrr.  Just once in my life could I
    please buy something that I don't have to take back a few days later.
12.22339POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorMon Mar 17 1997 13:024
    It must be nice to live in your own little world where your life is
    completely your own and there is nobody looking over your shoulder. You
    simply do or don't do and there's no Spanish Inquisition. Not that I
    would expect it.
12.22340ACISS1::BATTISKansas Jayhawks-Toto's favoriteMon Mar 17 1997 13:052
    
    I see Glenn has been talking to debra again.
12.22341now or later...GAAS::BRAUCHERAnd nothing else mattersMon Mar 17 1997 13:054
  Colin, ya shoulda consented to the $500 yuppie undercoat ripoff...

  bb
12.22342PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BMon Mar 17 1997 13:154
  .22339  it is.


12.22343ACISS1::BATTISKansas Jayhawks-Toto's favoriteMon Mar 17 1997 13:594
    
    my days as a Digital employee are rapidly coming to an end. My 
    predictions are coming true, with the possiblr exception of winning the
    soapbox ncaa pool.
12.22344BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Mon Mar 17 1997 14:035
| <<< Note 12.22337 by BULEAN::BANKS "Saturn Sap" >>>

| Yes, but what are you shaving in the shower?

	My face....
12.22345BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Mon Mar 17 1997 14:044


	Battis.... you're only 3 points out!
12.22346CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsMon Mar 17 1997 14:123
    TTHT: Cough, cold, congestion.  It seems staying up late, combined with
    physical exertion and too much living large is not conducive to good
    health.  
12.22347ACISS1::BATTISKansas Jayhawks-Toto's favoriteMon Mar 17 1997 14:152
    
    <---- neither is dying.
12.22348WMOIS::GIROUARD_CMon Mar 17 1997 14:491
    -1 sure it's conducive. it fits nicely at the end, somewhere... :-)
12.22349BARSTR::JANDROWMon Mar 17 1997 14:527
    
    tthtw/e:  looking at about 20 houses and finding something wrong with
       everyone of them that knocks them outta contention.  at this rate, i
       am gonna live in an apartment alone forever...
         
    
    
12.22350ACISS1::BATTISKansas Jayhawks-Toto's favoriteMon Mar 17 1997 15:125
    
    .22349
    
    I thought you were engaged? you prolly meant to say living in an
    apartment with steve the rest of your life.
12.22351BARSTR::JANDROWMon Mar 17 1997 15:268
    
    no, because he won't live in my apartment with me.  besides, my life
    starts over the day we get married, so it was meant to be the rest of
    this life...
    
    but either way, it seems like forever....
    
    
12.22352SHRCTR::peterj.shr.dec.com::PJohnsonMon Mar 17 1997 15:436
Switching from character-cell VAXnotes to this MSWindows-based thing. It's not the same, and I 
don't like it, but I have to swallow it.

I suppose there are worse fates...

Peet
12.22353nnttmGAAS::BRAUCHERAnd nothing else mattersMon Mar 17 1997 15:575
  Raq - while not essential, it is customary to inform your groom-to-be
 that you are house-hunting.

  bb
12.22354CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsMon Mar 17 1997 16:404
    Contractors.  The kind that are supposed to provide a service for you
    when you give them money to come and repair something in your home. 
    
    
12.22355BARSTR::JANDROWMon Mar 17 1997 17:384
    
    bb, thanks for the advice, but it is with he whom i am house-hunting
    (is that grammatically correct?????)...so, he knows.  :>
    
12.22356NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Mon Mar 17 1997 17:393
>    (is that grammatically correct?????)
    
No.
12.22357WMOIS::CONNELLBe careful. We have boxes.Mon Mar 17 1997 17:527
    Finding out that my daughter is in the hospital to have her gall
    bladder removed and maybe going to Burlington if stones show up in the
    intestines. 
    
    Bright Blessings,
    
    PJ
12.22358BARSTR::JANDROWMon Mar 17 1997 17:578
    
    ouch, pj... hope all turns out well with your daughter.
    
    
    (gerald, at least i didn't end the sentence with preposition...so my
    pronoun was wrong...sue i)
    
    
12.22359ABACUS::CURRANMon Mar 17 1997 18:0410
    ttht
    that my landlord has decided that she and her husband want to move back
    into the house after a year, they don't want to sell. So with 8 weeks
    left til I deliver, we have to find a new place to live.  You know
    those two weeks of maternity leave that you're supposed to rest up
    before the birth...guess what we'll be doing. Oh the joys of
    moving. Isn't it a thrill. 
    
    
    
12.22360BULEAN::BANKSSaturn SapMon Mar 17 1997 18:093
    That a fool and his money are soon parted.
    
    ... and that for the really resilient fool, there's always DEC stock.
12.22361LANDO::OLIVER_Bgonna have to eventually anywayMon Mar 17 1997 18:104
    .22359
    
    that's hard news, under any circumstances.  but
    yours especially.  sorry. 
12.22362ACISS1::BATTISKansas Jayhawks-Toto's favoriteMon Mar 17 1997 18:245
    
    that our stock is slipping into the dregs of the stock market bucket.
    Wall St again thinks our earnings will be lousy. In a way i'm kinda
    glad i won't be buying anymore Digital shares, tired of waiting for the
    immaculate recovery. 
12.22363POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorMon Mar 17 1997 18:251
    So, will you continue to work for digital?
12.22364BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Mon Mar 17 1997 18:315
| <<< Note 12.22360 by BULEAN::BANKS "Saturn Sap" >>>

| That a fool and his money are soon parted.

	Oh.... I thought it was a fool and his money are soon partied. 
12.22365BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Mon Mar 17 1997 18:323

	finding out a coworker is leaving. 
12.22366ACISS1::BATTISKansas Jayhawks-Toto's favoriteMon Mar 17 1997 18:405
    
    glenn, no. i will be working for a company similar to alphabet's
    name, although i will be working at digital. how long i will be in this
    job is anyones guess, probably only a year or so. so this will probably
    be my last stock buy for Digital stock.
12.22367BULEAN::BANKSSaturn SapMon Mar 17 1997 18:482
    EDS?  (If so, ya could do worse.  IMNSHO, "doing worse" would include
    continuing to work for Digital.)
12.22368POWDML::HANGGELIBecause I Can.Mon Mar 17 1997 19:053
    
    Someone keeps calling and hanging up on me.
    
12.22369BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Mon Mar 17 1997 19:081
SLAB!!!!  If you can't get the nerve to ask her out, then don't call her!
12.22370BUSY::SLABAfterbirth of a NationMon Mar 17 1997 19:194
    
    	The heavy breathing would definitely blow my cover, so I wouldn't
    	even bother trying that.
    
12.22371DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Mon Mar 17 1997 19:214
    
    
    	You don't have a p-set phone Deb?
    
12.22372POWDML::HANGGELIBecause I Can.Mon Mar 17 1997 19:239
    
    Yeah, but Phil hooked it up to my computer so I could do faxes, or some
    such, so the display screen doesn't work any more.
    
    I mean, the person listens to me introduce myself, and then hangs up
    immediately.  It's not like they hang up before I start talking, or
    hang out for a while panting and clutching themselves before hanging
    up.
    
12.22373DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Mon Mar 17 1997 19:243
    
    
    	Oh........ bummer.  
12.22374BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Mon Mar 17 1997 19:291
errrrr...... just who is Phil?
12.22375Gosh, I hope he doesn't read Soapbox 8^)POWDML::HANGGELIBecause I Can.Mon Mar 17 1997 19:327
    
    My love slave.
    
    
    
    No, a guy I work with who set up all the systems 8^).
    
12.22376BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Mon Mar 17 1997 19:391
maybe he set up the hang up on deb system..... :-)
12.22377POWDML::HANGGELIBecause I Can.Mon Mar 17 1997 19:393
    
    Frankly, I am ready to perform self-defenestration.
    
12.22378BUSY::SLABAfterbirth of a NationMon Mar 17 1997 19:533
    
    	Ooh, can I watch?
    
12.22379SHOGUN::KOWALEWICZAre you from away?Tue Mar 18 1997 10:136
12.22380CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayTue Mar 18 1997 11:4413


 Sunday after church I stopped into a local coffee/donut chain store (not
 Dunkin' Donuts).  I ordered a medium hazelnut.  The guy went to the
 pump pot (I hate those things) and started to pump the coffee..and it
 was empty.  He then reached into the refrigerator, took out a container
 of what I now know was "hazelnut flavored syrup", dumped it into the
 pump pot, then grabbed the pot of regular coffee and dumped it into the
 pump pot, then pumped my cup of "hazelnut"..


 I was too shocked for words..
12.22381ACISS1::BATTISKansas Jayhawks-Toto's favoriteTue Mar 18 1997 11:452
    
    hope you didn't tip him.
12.22382CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayTue Mar 18 1997 11:478


 No sir, I most certainly did not.  And I shan't return to that particular
 establishment, or any other in that chain.


 Jim
12.22383FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Tue Mar 18 1997 12:0511
    
    
    	well, now I know why I've been so tired lately....I've got an
    infection somewhere! Woke up this morning at 2am with a sore throat and
    swollen gland on the right side of my neck. A couple ibuprofen have
    killed the pain, but I still feel lousy. This is really cutting into my
    running/training (I was hoping to beat my last time in the July 4th
    road-race in my hometown). Oh well....a little rest won't kill me.
    
    
    jim
12.22384CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsTue Mar 18 1997 12:211
    Shawn?  
12.22385NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Mar 18 1997 12:224
Jim, do you think hazelnut coffee comes from a crossbreeding coffee trees
with hazelnut trees?  They take perfectly good coffee and add hazelnut
flavoring.  Why should it make a difference if they add it to the beans
or to the pot?
12.22386CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayTue Mar 18 1997 12:3313
>Jim, do you think hazelnut coffee comes from a crossbreeding coffee trees
>with hazelnut trees?  They take perfectly good coffee and add hazelnut
>flavoring.  Why should it make a difference if they add it to the beans
>or to the pot?


 well, I guess it shouldn't, now that you put it that way.  I guess the idea
 of freshly ground beans is more appealing than a tub full of syrup, regardless
 of the process by which the flavor is applied.


 Jim
12.22387PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BTue Mar 18 1997 12:366
  Gerald, now I suppose you're gonna tell us there's no
  Easter bunny.



12.22388BUSY::SLABAnd one of us is left to carry on.Tue Mar 18 1997 13:005
    
    	RE: .22384
    
    	No, that was Jim.  He even signed his name.
    
12.22389SCASS1::BARBER_APsychobilly FreakoutTue Mar 18 1997 15:203
    I think Alyssa has the Chicken Pox.  Ugh.
    
    Time to go get her and take her to the doctor's.
12.22390POWDML::HANGGELIBecause I Can.Tue Mar 18 1997 15:385
    
    I find it hard to believe that I didn't win Mass Millions last night.
    
    I bought TWO tickets!
    
12.22391BUSY::SLABAudiophiles do it 'til it hertz!Tue Mar 18 1997 15:485
    
    	I bought five, and I don't think I won, either.  Unless, of course,
    	Methuen somehow ended up inside the Uxbridge Honey Farms before the
    	previous Sunday.
    
12.22392CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayTue Mar 18 1997 15:503

 I didn't buy any..never do
12.223938^)POWDML::HANGGELIBecause I Can.Tue Mar 18 1997 15:536
    
    ...HEY!
    
    I thought we had a deal going here.
    
    
12.22394TROOA::BUTKOVICHturn and face the strangeTue Mar 18 1997 15:541
    Jim.... you cannot win if you do not play
12.22395SMARTT::JENNISONAnd baby makes fiveTue Mar 18 1997 15:5419
    
    	Ongoing TTH:
    
    	Andrew developed an infection due to his chicken pox, and
    	ended up at Emergency Sunday night, where they gave him
    	an IV antibiotic (a TTL is that we caught it, treated it,
    	and he's feeling a lot better).
    
    	Emily's got what we believe to be strep throat - we'll find
    	out this afternoon.
    
    	I'm falling way behind at work, and using up all my vacation
    	time.  Most likely, I'll be out again tomorrow with Emily,
    	and then again next week when it's her turn to have the pox.
    
    	I hate seeing my kids so sick and being unable to help them.
    
    	Karen
    
12.22396BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Tue Mar 18 1997 16:286
| <<< Note 12.22389 by SCASS1::BARBER_A "Psychobilly Freakout" >>>

| I think Alyssa has the Chicken Pox.  Ugh.
| Time to go get her and take her to the doctor's.

	On your birthday? Bummer!
12.22397NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Mar 18 1997 16:331
Slab, do you think you'll find your honey at Uxbridge Honey Farms?
12.22398BUSY::SLABBaroque: when you're out of MonetTue Mar 18 1997 16:433
    
    	It'd certainly be convenient.
    
12.22399BARSTR::JANDROWTue Mar 18 1997 17:2917
    
    you never know what they have in store.
    
    
    tth:  having my belief that older people (well, people in general, but
    especially older folks) need to be retested before they are allowed to 
    renew their licenses.  there i was last nite, driving behind a huyndia
    (how do you spell that???) that was driving slower than the limit.  all
    of a sudden, he hits the breaks and veers into the right lane.  i
    figured he miss the ramp to the highway.  then i see these headlights
    coming right at me.  mind you, we were on a divided part of the city
    highway (route 12, leominster).  the old geezer and his wifer were just
    driving along on the wrong side of the friggin' road.  he nearly me, and 
    then the person behind me, who just happened to be my hunnie, nearly 
    got nailed as well.  start the living {bleep} outta me.
    
    
12.22400WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjTue Mar 18 1997 17:312
    it seems like some words need to be added/changed for that last one to
    make sense...
12.22401and this is soapbox ?!MILPND::CLARK_DTue Mar 18 1997 17:464
    
    
    Yes, Raq - I am sure our perfect Ms. Des Maisons will be pointing
    that out in no time.   
12.22402PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BTue Mar 18 1997 17:5112
>                    <<< Note 12.22401 by MILPND::CLARK_D >>>
    
>    Yes, Raq - I am sure our perfect Ms. Des Maisons will be pointing
>    that out in no time.   

	DesMaisons


	nnttm


12.22403Whatever, who cares...MILPND::CLARK_DTue Mar 18 1997 17:5711
    
    << Note 12.22402 by PENUTS::DDESMAISONS "person B" >>>
    
    I copied it out of ELF so perhaps that is incorrect ?
    
    
    Common Name:   DIANE DES MAISONS
    Search Surname:  DES MAISONS  Search Given Name:  DIANE,  DIANE MARIE
    DTN:  275-3393  Intrnl Mail Addr:  DAS1-1/E15  Location:  DAS  Node: 
    PENUTS
    Username:  DDESMAISONS  Org Unit:  IS PRODUCTION SYSTEMS
12.22404LANDO::OLIVER_Bgonna have to eventually anywayTue Mar 18 1997 17:593
    .22401
    
    where the heck did that reply come from?
12.22405PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BTue Mar 18 1997 17:597
>                    <<< Note 12.22403 by MILPND::CLARK_D >>>
    
>    I copied it out of ELF so perhaps that is incorrect ?

    No, ELF is correct and I'm wrong.


12.22406POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorTue Mar 18 1997 18:002
    from the MILPND cluster. Which I'm sure is nowhere near the mill pond
    anymore.
12.22407LANDO::OLIVER_Bgonna have to eventually anywayTue Mar 18 1997 18:063
    .22406
    
    er, that's not quite what i meant.
12.22408CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsTue Mar 18 1997 18:087
    Left field? 
    The 4th dimension?
    The Alpha quadrant?
    Out there?  
    From the beyond?
    Over the rainbow?
    
12.22409NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Mar 18 1997 18:173
>    Username:  DDESMAISONS  Org Unit:  IS PRODUCTION SYSTEMS

ARE PRODUCTION SYSTEMS.  NNTTM.
12.22410LANDO::OLIVER_Bgonna have to eventually anywayTue Mar 18 1997 18:196
    Note 12.22403          Things to Hate Today                22403
    of 22409
    MILPND::CLARK_D                                      11 lines 
    18-MAR-1997 14:57
                        -< Whatever, who cares... >-
    
12.22411PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BTue Mar 18 1997 18:216
  .22409  aagag.
	  hey wait a second - organizational unit are Production Systems?



12.22412BARSTR::JANDROWTue Mar 18 1997 18:214
    
    you're right, doc....i meant to say "scared the living {bleep} outta
    me."  but i bet you knew that... :>
    
12.22413ACISS1::BATTISKansas Jayhawks-Toto's favoriteTue Mar 18 1997 19:052
    
    i feel like a phone operator today, everyone wants a piece of me.
12.22414POWDML::HANGGELIBecause I Can.Tue Mar 18 1997 19:074
    
    Bragging or complaining 8^)?
    
    
12.22415ACISS1::BATTISKansas Jayhawks-Toto's favoriteTue Mar 18 1997 19:122
    
    um, i am in the ttht topic, am i not?
12.22416POWDML::HANGGELIBecause I Can.Tue Mar 18 1997 19:145
    
    <glance>
    
    Jes, jes you are.
    
12.22417CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayTue Mar 18 1997 19:163

 feel like I'm catching the bug going around here..
12.22418ACISS1::BATTISKansas Jayhawks-Toto's favoriteTue Mar 18 1997 19:162
    
    no, jimbob, remember, it's a feature.
12.22419BUSY::SLABBeing weird isn't enoughTue Mar 18 1997 19:506
    
    	RE: .22415
    
    	That's OK, Battis, there have been a few TTWA's in note 17 that
    	were more observations than wonderments.
    
12.22420POWDML::HANGGELIBecause I Can.Tue Mar 18 1997 19:553
    
    Don't you start with me!
    
12.22421ACISS1::BATTISKansas Jayhawks-Toto's favoriteWed Mar 19 1997 15:085
    
    maybe hate is too strong a word, but extremely annoying will suffice.
    Printer and system problems this whole week. Including the normally
    very dependable, ALL-IN-ONE. i suppose next thing to go down, will
    be our stock.
12.22422CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayWed Mar 19 1997 15:1110


 Hey, if that's the only problem you're having today, consider yourself
 lucky, buster..there's a whole lotta people out there that have it a lot
 worse than you.



 Jim
12.22423ACISS1::BATTISKansas Jayhawks-Toto's favoriteWed Mar 19 1997 15:173
    
    jimbob, you're absolutely right. Why, take that suspended 5 year old
    for example. I should just count my lucky stars I'm not in his shoes.
12.22424POWDML::HANGGELIBecause I Can.Wed Mar 19 1997 15:183
    
    Yes, your feet would probably hurt like crazy if you were.
    
12.22425SMURF::WALTERSWed Mar 19 1997 15:181
    particularly on tater-tots day.
12.22426CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayWed Mar 19 1997 15:197
    
>    jimbob, you're absolutely right. Why, take that suspended 5 year old
>    for example. I should just count my lucky stars I'm not in his shoes.


 Now you're talkin' bub..
12.22427POWDML::HANGGELIBecause I Can.Wed Mar 19 1997 15:269
    
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!  
    
    TTHT:  Finding my name and phone number on a list passed out to just
    about everyone in the world as the contact for salespeople wanting to
    sell us ergonomic services or products.
    
    HOW in the WORLD did that happen?!
    
12.22428CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayWed Mar 19 1997 15:398

 see .22422




 hth
12.22429POWDML::HANGGELIBecause I Can.Wed Mar 19 1997 15:403
    
    Darn it, I wish I had Glenn's big tongue.
    
12.22430scientifically engineered...GAAS::BRAUCHERAnd nothing else mattersWed Mar 19 1997 15:454
  So, Miz_Deb, can I interest you in an ergonomic martini ?

  bb
12.22431BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Wed Mar 19 1997 15:522
bb.... if that was what it was all about, Deb would have sent that around long
ago!
12.22432ACISS1::BATTISKansas Jayhawks-Toto's favoriteWed Mar 19 1997 17:574
    
    our stock has hit a 52 week low today. 27 1/2. keep it up and it's
    going to challenge the 18 a share all time low. i hear it makes great
    wallpaper, though.
12.22433I think I'll go run over a squirrelSX4GTO::OLSONDBTC Palo AltoWed Mar 19 1997 18:3512
    microsoft word invoked through microsoft exchange running on an alpha
    which crashes only AFTER 2 hours of work when you use the 'Save As'
    button.
    
    AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
    
    I don't *HAVE* two more hours to do this over, its due NOW.
    
    anybody need a jensen with my foot embedded up to the knee in the
    monitor?
    
    DougO
12.22434ACISS1::BATTISKansas Jayhawks-Toto's favoriteWed Mar 19 1997 18:572
    
    DougO, Microsoft is your *friend*, it means you no harm.
12.22435POWDML::HANGGELIBecause I Can.Wed Mar 19 1997 19:183
    
    I thought I had today off.
    
12.22436CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayWed Mar 19 1997 19:193

 Take off at 5, Deb..you can have the rest of the day
12.22437BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Wed Mar 19 1997 20:013

	Doug.... do a send/recover.... oh... it isn't vms.... 
12.22438BUSY::SLABDILLIGAFWed Mar 19 1997 20:546
    
    	RE: .22433
    
    	What kind of an i... oops, I mean person works on anything for two
    	straight hours without saving it along the way?
    
12.22439BUSY::SLABDILLIGAFWed Mar 19 1997 20:546
    
    	TTHT:
    
    	We were informed today that once our Exchange accounts are up and
    	running, our VMS MAIL will be deactivated.
    
12.22440BUSY::SLABDILLIGAFWed Mar 19 1997 20:597
    
    	TTHT:
    
    	BTW, Battis, I haven't been around much today because we had a
    	4+ hour group meeting earlier.  I didn't even have time to grab
    	any donuts beforehand.
    
12.22441POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorWed Mar 19 1997 21:063
    why are they deactivating VAXMAIL?

    that's stupid.
12.22442BUSY::SLABDILLIGAFWed Mar 19 1997 21:2212
    
    	RE: .22429
    
    	You can borrow mine for awhile.
    
    
    	RE: .22441
    
    	Because it's probably the most inconvenient thing they could think
    	to do to us at the moment.  Apparently ALL-IN-1 isn't available or
    	they would have switched us over to that instead.
    
12.22443VMSmail - a few years yet!?!KAOFS::LOCKYERPCs &amp; Religion - Both Just Faith, NOT Fact!Wed Mar 19 1997 22:0418
    I have something to do with the implementation of MS Exchange for MCS
    in Canada, so my comments may be totally useless...
    
    Never heard of a serious plan to disable VMSmail.  Supposedly it can be
    done, but it would cause big time problems for doing routine things
    such as distributing reports generated on VMS systems.
    
    There is a big push to remove ALL-IN-1 and the VMS systems it runs on. 
    VMS systems that only or mostly run ALL-IN-1 will go away.
    
    VMS systems will exist for a long while (a least a couple of years
    IMHO) as much of the business runs on so-called legacy applications
    that only run on VMS.
    
    Would be interested in seeing a formal/written announcement that
    VMSmail is going away.
    
    Garry
12.22444Talking directory entries?USPS::FPRUSSFrank Pruss, 202-232-7347Wed Mar 19 1997 22:319
    I think what may be referred to is, there is a big push for making
    Exhange accounts the MTS delivery address as soon as they are formally
    established.
    
    The intent is that "first last @site" or "first.last@site.mts.dec.com"
    will go to Exchange.  user@vmsnode.enet.dec.com will still go to
    VMSmail.
    
    But keep us posted on your experience!
12.22445POWDML::HANGGELIBecause I Can.Thu Mar 20 1997 01:404
    
    ttht:  people who have their heads so far up their bumbs that you can't
    even see their flippin' shoulders.
    
12.22446COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertThu Mar 20 1997 02:214
	people who have no respect for the bylaws of an organization
	whose oversight has been entrusted to them.

12.22447BUSY::SLABDo ya wanna bump and grind with me?Thu Mar 20 1997 04:0711
    
    	RE: VMS MAIL going away
    
    	Well, I didn't say that the corporation is going to shut down
    	VMS MAIL as soon as my Exchange account is up and running.  I
    	said that MY VMS MAIL account will be disabled at that time.
    
    	And my biggest task when this happens does happen to be the
    	automation facet.  .COM files will be no more, although I do
    	know there are PC-based alternatives.
    
12.22448tiff?USPS::FPRUSSFrank Pruss, 202-232-7347Thu Mar 20 1997 09:221
    I hope .22445 & 6 don't mean John and Deb are mad at each other!
12.22449ACISS1::BATTISKansas Jayhawks-Toto's favoriteThu Mar 20 1997 11:332
    
    frank, no one can be mad at debra. It's simply not a choice.
12.22450BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Thu Mar 20 1997 12:073

all sorts of people can be mad at debra. but of course those people don't count
12.22451No absentee ballots unless provided for in the bylawsCOVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertThu Mar 20 1997 12:1119
>    I hope .22445 & 6 don't mean John and Deb are mad at each other!

It's impossible for you (or me) to tell from those two notes whether we
are referring to each other or both referring to third parties.

If she thinks I am exhibiting recto-cranial inversion because I have
insisted that an organization must follow the voting eligibility rules
established in its bylaws and in Robert's Rules of Order as referenced
by those bylaws, and as announced in a letter to the membership sent
at the beginning of February, and as followed for years, then so be it.

I think that the persons who announced on the fly (without notifying
as many of the 785 members as possible) that there would be a change in
voting eligibility simply need to _admit_that_they_made_a_mistake_.

Especially since they claim (in trying to convince me to drop my objection)
that their eligibility change will not affect the outcome of the election.

/john
12.22452ASGMKA::MARTINConcerto in 66 MovementsThu Mar 20 1997 12:1213
    Slab:
    
 Z    We were informed today that once our Exchange accounts are up and
 Z           running, our VMS MAIL will be deactivated.
    
    You can start mourning.  MS Exchange has been for the most part
    unreliable for me.  When customers need a quote EMailed to them...they
    need it NOW!!!  Not an hour from now, not five hours later....NOW!!!!
    
    I don't use Exchange to transact with customers.  I only use it to send
    and receive neato graphics from Mz. Debra!!!
    
    -Jack
12.22454SMARTT::JENNISONAnd baby makes fiveThu Mar 20 1997 12:164
    
    	A ONE SIDED STREET ????
    
    
12.22455COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertThu Mar 20 1997 12:171
Precipice on the other side.
12.22456PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BThu Mar 20 1997 12:194
  .22454  77 Mobius Strip


12.22453BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Thu Mar 20 1997 12:199

	Oh John.... that coming from you is laughable at best. You have
challenged over and over the rules set forth by others. I guess that is a one
way street though. 



Glen
12.22457SMARTT::JENNISONAnd baby makes fiveThu Mar 20 1997 12:316
    
    	re .22453
    
    	Nice try, Suzanne.
    
    
12.22458USPS::FPRUSSFrank Pruss, 202-232-7347Thu Mar 20 1997 12:431
    I just considered it an amusingly coincidental pair of notes!
12.22459BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Thu Mar 20 1997 12:477
| <<< Note 12.22457 by SMARTT::JENNISON "And baby makes five" >>>


| Nice try, Suzanne.

	That's Suzy to you! Hmmph! :-)

12.22460DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Thu Mar 20 1997 13:3010
    
    
    	Grumble.........  so this really good friend of mine is
    	getting married.  She told myself and her matron-of-honor
    	that she did NOT want a big to-do for her shower so we haven't
    	planned a big to-do.  Simple breakfast shower at a hall.
    	Her mother INSISTS on ignoring everything that we've already
    	agreed upon and is turning it into something that my friend
    	will not want.............
    
12.22461ASGMKA::MARTINConcerto in 66 MovementsThu Mar 20 1997 13:383
    Judy:
    
    It's code for..."I want the biggest shower you can gimme!!!"
12.22462NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Mar 20 1997 13:401
The MOB isn't supposed to do the shower, right?  Sic Miss Manners on her.
12.22463POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorThu Mar 20 1997 13:421
    Wow! she's involved with organized crime?
12.22464POWDML::HANGGELIBecause I Can.Thu Mar 20 1997 13:585
    
    The recto-cranial inversion continues.
    
    Gosh, I like that term :+].
    
12.22465POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorThu Mar 20 1997 16:061
    I'm completely wasted today.
12.22466CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsThu Mar 20 1997 16:082
     
     
12.22467POWDML::HANGGELIBecause I Can.Thu Mar 20 1997 16:113
    
    It's almost in up to the waist.
    
12.22468push, push, pushPOWDML::HANGGELIBecause I Can.Thu Mar 20 1997 16:192
    
    
12.22469BUSY::SLABDuster :== idiot driver magnetThu Mar 20 1997 16:245
    
    	RE: .22467
    
    	8^o
    
12.22470when the toes go, it's all overWAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjThu Mar 20 1997 16:364
    >It's almost in up to the waist.
    
    Fear not, milady. At the current rate of insertion, the person will be
    completely gone within a couple of hours.
12.22471BULEAN::BANKSSaturn SapThu Mar 20 1997 16:411
    Ah.  Obviously, one wing's shorter than the other.
12.22472DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Thu Mar 20 1997 17:1310
    
    
    	re: Jack
    
    	ummmm, no.  In this case, that is not true.  If she says she
    	doesn't want a big to-do, she doesn't. 
    
    	And as far as I know, the bridal party is supposed to plan the
    	shower but her mom continues to try and take over.
    
12.22473LANDO::OLIVER_Bgonna have to eventually anywayThu Mar 20 1997 17:152
    tell the mother it's her daughter's bridal party,
    not hers.
12.22474WMOIS::GIROUARD_CThu Mar 20 1997 17:171
    or take her head. she's outlived her usefulness.
12.22475BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Thu Mar 20 1997 17:191
chip marie!!!!
12.22476PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BThu Mar 20 1997 17:245
  Oph knows a lot about bridal parties.  And 
  bridle showers.


12.22477LANDO::OLIVER_Bgonna have to eventually anywayThu Mar 20 1997 17:301
    bridle the mother until the party's over.  
12.22478POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorThu Mar 20 1997 17:321
    Send in the rabid squirrels! That'll keep her busy for a while.
12.22479ACISS1::BATTISKansas Jayhawks-Toto's favoriteThu Mar 20 1997 17:342
    
    looks like this pun fest was reined in.
12.22480DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Thu Mar 20 1997 18:0015
    
    
    	Oph,
    
    	The matron-of-honor has said that till she's blue in the face.
    	She's told her point blank that she's planning a shower that her
    	daughter won't like and it hasn't made one bit of difference.
    	We have full intentions of explaining to our friend that we
    	did *not* plan this shower.  It's pretty sad when you know that
    	your best friend is going to hate her bridal shower and you and
    	another friend are peeved at her mother for making it that way,
    	knowing full well that the nice, simple party you had planned would
    	have been just fine.  =(
    
    
12.22481ACISS1::BATTISKansas Jayhawks-Toto's favoriteThu Mar 20 1997 18:033
    
    jesus, jj, have the daughter tell the old biddy in no uncertain terms
    that she wants a SIMPLE bridal shower. that will be $10.
12.22482LANDO::OLIVER_Bgonna have to eventually anywayThu Mar 20 1997 18:067
    some people go bananas planning wedding stuff.
    i've seen it happen.  it's a shame cos it's 
    supposed to be a joyous event.  and the 
    repercussions can be very long-lasting.
    
    it's very strange.
    
12.22483POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorThu Mar 20 1997 18:071
    It's torture. I hated it.
12.22484do it her way...GAAS::BRAUCHERAnd nothing else mattersThu Mar 20 1997 18:097
  I'm with the mother & other parents.  They pay for it, they've gone
 through the torture of raising you and putting up with your less than
 approved spousal choice.  It's their show.  The bride and groom should
 shut up, or be defenestrated...

  bb
12.22485PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BThu Mar 20 1997 18:137
>       <<< Note 12.22484 by GAAS::BRAUCHER "And nothing else matters" >>>

    Wrong - as Gerald indicated, the bridal shower is _not_ their
    show.


12.22486banana boatLANDO::OLIVER_Bgonna have to eventually anywayThu Mar 20 1997 18:133
    .22484
    
    see, jj, there's one now!
12.22487BUSY::SLABErin go braghlessThu Mar 20 1997 18:236
    
    	RE: .22484
    
    	And, the mother is probably not paying for the bridal shower any-
    	ways.
    
12.22488LANDO::OLIVER_Bgonna have to eventually anywayThu Mar 20 1997 18:401
    no, she's making her daughter pay.
12.22489WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjThu Mar 20 1997 18:413
    TTHT:
    
     The network is dog slow today. 
12.22490ACISS1::BATTISKansas Jayhawks-Toto's favoriteThu Mar 20 1997 18:432
    
    <--- there goes your bonus!
12.22491DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Thu Mar 20 1997 18:4623
    
    
    	Correct.  The mother of the bride does not pay for the bridal
    	shower.  The bridal party does.  Which is one of the reasons
    	the bride wanted something simple.  Both myself and the matron
    	of honor just bought houses and I have my own wedding to pay
    	for in June, one of the other bridesmaids has to fly up here
    	from Florida and isn't exactly rolling in the dough to begin
    	with so she didn't want to strap any of us financially.  Besides,
    	she doesn't like being the center of attention for stuff like
    	this.
    
    	Mark, one does not tell the bride to tell her mother to bug off
    	on the shower.  
    
    	We're left with no choice but to bite the bullet and then when
    	the bride pulls us aside and asks us just what the heck were
    	we thinking, we can tell her we had nothing to do with it!  But
    	we still wish we could have been allowed to do what we think
    	our friend would have enjoyed.
    
    	Sigh.
    
12.22492POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorThu Mar 20 1997 18:471
    Get the Chinese to pay for it before the rules change!
12.22493NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Mar 20 1997 18:504
>    	                 isn't exactly rolling in the dough         

A bridesmaid rolling in the dough is probably more appropriate for the
bachelor party than for the bridal shower.  
12.22494BUSY::SLABErin go braghlessThu Mar 20 1997 18:526
    
    	RE: .22491
    
    	Why not tell your friend now instead of waiting until she gets to
    	the shower location and finds out?
    
12.22495BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Thu Mar 20 1997 18:557
| <<< Note 12.22481 by ACISS1::BATTIS "Kansas Jayhawks-Toto's favorite" >>>


| jesus, jj, have the daughter tell the old biddy in no uncertain terms
| that she wants a SIMPLE bridal shower. 

	Gee.... I didn't know that Jesus was involved in this.
12.22496BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Thu Mar 20 1997 18:568
| <<< Note 12.22491 by DECWIN::JUDY "That's *Ms. Bitch* to you!" >>>



| Mark, one does not tell the bride to tell her mother to bug off
| on the shower.

	How about on the throne?
12.22497BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Thu Mar 20 1997 18:575
| <<< Note 12.22492 by POLAR::RICHARDSON "Patented Problem Generator" >>>

| Get the Chinese to pay for it before the rules change!

	But make sure they speak english as ojm will object, otherwise.
12.22498BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Thu Mar 20 1997 19:006

our last soda machine froze the drinks solid. so they replaced it. i go in, put
my money in, press for a diet coke, and I get a caffeine free sprite! I'm a
pixie fan, myself. So.... does anyone have the email address or the notesfile
location for the hlo and/or digital tobin hotline?
12.22499SMARTT::JENNISONAnd baby makes fiveThu Mar 20 1997 19:006
    
    	I can't believe someone would have the chutzpah to try
    	to orchestrate a party when someone else was paying the bill.
    
    	I don't blame you for being upset, jj.
    
12.22500BUSY::SLABErotic NightmaresThu Mar 20 1997 19:115
    
    	Hotline, Glen?
    
    	Maybe you could resolve this pressing issue tomorrow?  No?
    
12.22501I'm the MOHNETRIX::&quot;brennank@mail.dec.com&quot;Kristin BrennanThu Mar 20 1997 19:1126
I'm the MOH that Judy has been talking about in the last few notes.

I'm soooo blue in the face I'm about to turn purple.  There is no 
reasoning with this woman, so I've thrown in the towel.

She picked the location of the shower, fine.  She went ahead and 
bought the favors without consulting with me first and they're
ugly.  I had told her in the beginning to let me handle it and 
I had a great idea (right Jude??) and she went ahead and did what
she darn well pleased...I was angry but got over it.

NOW she's gone too far.  Her daughter is NOT going to enjoy her
own shower and what's going to make her even angrier is that she's 
going to think we spent a lot of money on this when she specifically
asked us not to. JJ is right...the bride does not mince words, she
want's a simple shower.  

Heck, she's having a Jack-and-Jill two weeks after the shower.  I
know that when you make the commitment to be in a wedding along with
it comes expense....but a Jack-and-Jill and then a big shower not to
mention gifts, dresses, shoes, etc....there's a limit.

sigh....


[Posted by WWW Notes gateway]
12.22502CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayThu Mar 20 1997 19:183

 whatza MOH?
12.22503POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorThu Mar 20 1997 19:191
    A person that gets hired by the MOB?
12.22504BULEAN::BANKSSaturn SapThu Mar 20 1997 19:193
    Maid of Honor?
    
    whatza "Jack and Jill?"
12.22505SUBSYS::NEUMYERHere's your signThu Mar 20 1997 19:197
    
    	Don't go to the shower that the mother planned. If the bride is
    paying for this, the mother can't make the arrangements without the
    bride giving her the money. You make other arrangements and have the
    bride go there.
    
    ed
12.22506SCASS1::BARBER_APsychobilly FreakoutThu Mar 20 1997 19:191
    Whatza a Jack-and-Jill?
12.22507LANDO::OLIVER_Bgonna have to eventually anywayThu Mar 20 1997 19:211
    twins?
12.22508BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Thu Mar 20 1997 19:217
| <<< Note 12.22500 by BUSY::SLAB "Erotic Nightmares" >>>


| Maybe you could resolve this pressing issue tomorrow?  No?

	Slabbo.... there is either a mail account or a notesfile here in hlo
for tobin problems. 
12.22509POWDML::HANGGELIBecause I Can.Thu Mar 20 1997 19:213
    
    A mixed bride & groom shower.
    
12.22510POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorThu Mar 20 1997 19:221
    filthaaaa!
12.22511SCASS1::BARBER_APsychobilly FreakoutThu Mar 20 1997 19:221
    Well, at least they're conserving water.  
12.22512POWDML::HANGGELIBecause I Can.Thu Mar 20 1997 19:235
    
    I will not laugh.
    I will not laugh.
    
    
12.22513PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BThu Mar 20 1997 19:234
   MOH - she mentioned, a couple of times, the
   matron of honor.

12.22514POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorThu Mar 20 1997 19:241
    I could stand for Man Of the Hour.
12.22515PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BThu Mar 20 1997 19:267
>     <<< Note 12.22514 by POLAR::RICHARDSON "Patented Problem Generator" >>>

	you could?

	i could stand for a drink.

12.22516POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorThu Mar 20 1997 19:275
    oops
    
    "It"
    
    
12.22517ACISS1::BATTISKansas Jayhawks-Toto's favoriteThu Mar 20 1997 19:305
    
    I'll say it again, have the bride tell the old biddy to back off. tell
    her it's HER shower, not the old biddy's. Also have the old biddy read
    Ms manner's articles on etiquette for showers. if all else fails,
    elope.
12.22518POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorThu Mar 20 1997 19:311
    Nothing worse than a rude shower.
12.22519CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayThu Mar 20 1997 19:318

>   MOH - she mentioned, a couple of times, the
>   matron of honor.


 Oh..sorry

12.22520BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Thu Mar 20 1997 19:312
how will JJ and Shane eloping solve the bridal shower problem with her friends
mother?
12.22521ACISS1::BATTISKansas Jayhawks-Toto's favoriteThu Mar 20 1997 19:322
    
    glen, brush up on humor from shawn.
12.22522CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayThu Mar 20 1997 19:323

 Hey..they can't elope..they'd spoil a peach of a time for everybody else!
12.22523ClarificationNETRIX::&quot;brennank@mail.dec.com&quot;Kristin BrennanThu Mar 20 1997 19:321
[Posted by WWW Notes gateway]
12.22524CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayThu Mar 20 1997 19:333

 Thanks..that clears everything up!
12.22525BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Thu Mar 20 1997 19:336
| <<< Note 12.22521 by ACISS1::BATTIS "Kansas Jayhawks-Toto's favorite" >>>


| glen, brush up on humor from shawn.

	This coming from Mr Humorless..... how nice.
12.22526PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BThu Mar 20 1997 19:348
>    <<< Note 12.22517 by ACISS1::BATTIS "Kansas Jayhawks-Toto's favorite" >>>

>    I'll say it again, have the bride tell the old biddy to back off.

	Don't be daft.


12.22527ooopsNETRIX::&quot;brennank@mail.dec.com&quot;Kristin BrennanThu Mar 20 1997 19:3619
I hate this Exchange migration thing - URGH!

Anyways....

The Bride is NOT paying for any of the shower.  Myself and the bridesmaids
are picking up most of the expenses along with the mother (whom was not
asked to do anything).

The Bride is, however paying for the wedding along with help from her parents.

OH (Judy, I forgot to tell you this)....  the MOB (Mother Of the Bride) does
NOT
want the Groom at the shower....she's INSISTING that he not be there.  I told
her, it's not UP to her to make that decision.......

Can't WAIT to see what happens!

Crazy!!!
[Posted by WWW Notes gateway]
12.22528SMARTT::JENNISONAnd baby makes fiveThu Mar 20 1997 19:4111
    
    	Mark, 
    	Showers are usually a surprise event, and not the type
    	of thing you are supposed to bother the bride about.
    
    	Imagine someone saying to you "hey, we're trying to 
    	plan a surprise birthday party for you, but your
    	brother's being a real pain.  Could you please tell
    	him to back off ?"
    
    
12.22529BULEAN::BANKSSaturn SapThu Mar 20 1997 19:436
Actually, I'd very much appreciate that.

This way, I'd know someone was planning a surprise, and I could give them
an earful on how much I hate surprise anythings.

Then again, that's just me.
12.22530SMARTT::JENNISONAnd baby makes fiveThu Mar 20 1997 19:464
    
    	Ok, thanks, Mark.
    
    
12.22531POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorThu Mar 20 1997 19:461
    I hate it when rabid squirrels give me surprise scrotum nibbles.
12.22532PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BThu Mar 20 1997 19:504
  .22531  charming as usual.


12.22533BUSY::SLABErotic NightmaresThu Mar 20 1997 19:525
    
    	Yeah, isn't he terrible?
    
    	No class at all.
    
12.22534DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Thu Mar 20 1997 19:5418
    
    
    	re: .22528
    
    	Thanks Karen.  That summed it up pretty good.  =)
    
    
    	It really does put us (mostly Kristin) in an uncomfortable
    	situation.  The bride is one of our dearest friends and we
    	want her to enjoy her shower.  But from what Kristin has
    	told me, there's *no* getting the mom to back down.  At one
    	point, we even suggested having two separate showers.  The
    	bride's mom could do one for the relatives - her way.  And 
    	we'd have our small, simple one for the friends.  She didn't
    	like that idea either and that's when we all decided to compromise.
    	Well, now she's backed out on the compromise and it's too late
    	to try and plan a second one!
    
12.22535NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Mar 20 1997 19:571
Maybe Tonya Harding can put the MOB out of action.
12.22536POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorThu Mar 20 1997 19:591
    That'll take MOH money.
12.22537BUSY::SLABErotic NightmaresThu Mar 20 1997 19:598
    
    	JJ, this friend of yours is probably quite certain that she'll be
    	having a shower in her honor, so it's not like you're going to be
    	revealing the secrets of the universe here by mentioning that her
    	mother is overbearing in the shower planning.
    
    	But, it's your call, of course.
    
12.22538ASGMKA::MARTINConcerto in 66 MovementsThu Mar 20 1997 20:0423
Z    NETRIX::"brennank@mail.dec.com" "Kristin Brennan"    26 lines 
Z    20-MAR-1997 16:11
                                    -< I'm the MOH >-
Z    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Z    I'm the MOH that Judy has been talking about in the last few notes.
    
Z    I'm soooo blue in the face I'm about to turn purple.  There is no 
Z    reasoning with this woman, so I've thrown in the towel.
    
    Kristin, I have been down this road already...eleven years ago.  I know
    what it is like to deal with obstinate in laws (in my case).
    
    I think you and the wedding party should sit down and ponder this
    question..."Just how important is it to make a stink over mommies
    behavior?  Other than being defiant to the wishes of the bride in
    what kind of shower is involved, just how much autonomy does the bride
    and groom have on all the important stuff."
    
    In other words Kristin, you will find in future years this issue is a
    small matter and not worth the energy expended on being blue in the
    face.  
    
    -Jack
12.22539BUSY::SLABExit light ... enter nightThu Mar 20 1997 20:086
    
    	And keep in mind that this is supposed to be a once-in-a-lifetime
    	event that the bride-to-be would like to cherish in her mind for-
    	ever, but she's not getting the type of shower that she's expect-
    	ing.
    
12.22540BULEAN::BANKSSaturn SapThu Mar 20 1997 20:092
    And there are the credit card bills to be paid in perpetuity by all
    those people who weren't the MOB.
12.22541ASGMKA::MARTINConcerto in 66 MovementsThu Mar 20 1997 20:1618
 Z   And keep in mind that this is supposed to be a once-in-a-lifetime
 Z   event that the bride-to-be would like to cherish in her mind
 Z   forever, but she's not getting the type of shower that she's
 Z   expecting.
    
    Yes Slab, and I sympathize.  But considering that half the marriages in
    1996 will be gone in 1997, one has to ponder the notion that perhaps
    something like the kind of a wedding shower given falls somewhat short
    on the importance meter 10 years later when you have three or so
    children and ten creditors to support.
    
    I believe anger and other human reactions can be choices.  We become
    angry with mom because we choose to be so.  I'm not trying to make a
    judgement call on who's right or wrong.  All I'm saying is to sit back
    and reason out as to just how important is really is to expend so much
    frustration over a large shower vs. a small shower.
    
    -Jack
12.22542CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayFri Mar 21 1997 02:264

 I wonder how they deal with these things  in the Netherlands.  Certainly
 they must have a better way..
12.22543socially advanced, like swedes & canadians ?GAAS::BRAUCHERAnd nothing else mattersFri Mar 21 1997 11:124
  bet they have divorce showers...

  bb
12.22544MPGS::WOOLNERYour dinner is in the supermarketFri Mar 21 1997 12:0411
    Memo to self:
    
    A.  Don't ever become coordinator for a shower.
    
    If plan A fails,
    
    B.  Inform all vendors (hall, florist, etc.) that items for the event
        are to be ordered only by me (& maybe one named cohort) and
    	billed to my credit card.  Anyone else placing "orders" to be
    	notified that such orders will be cash in advance or billed to the
    	ordering party's credit card.
12.22545DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Fri Mar 21 1997 12:0734
    
    
    	Jack,
    
    	I guess maybe you can't fully understand because you haven't
    	been put in this exact situation before.  It's not just the
    	large vs. small shower.  It's the fact that the bride's mother
    	is TOTALLY ignoring the fact that this is NOT what her daughter
    	wants, it's what SHE wants.  The shower isn't for her.....it's
    	for her daughter.  I would think that a mother would want her
    	daughter's bridal shower to be something she will be thankful
    	for and remember.  And we all made a compromise.  The bridal
    	party is supposed to plan the shower, not the mother.  She
    	went back on her compromise and is doing what SHE wanted to do
    	from the start.  At this point, neither Kristin nor I believe
    	the bride is going to be happy about her shower.  And when she 
    	comes to us and asks "why did you do this?  I asked you to keep
    	it simple!" we have to tell her that it was her mother's planning
    	not ours...... and then she gets mad at her mother.  The whole
    	situation just blows.  Kristin is going to try and talk to her
    	again today.  If that doesn't work, I have another course of 
    	action to try.
    
    
    
    	Now....... on to today's things to hate   =)
    
    
    	.... coming in this morning to find that my daffodils got tipped
    	over and the water they were in soaked just about everything made
    	of paper that's on my desk
    
    	.... that we're supposed to get 3-6" of more *(%$&^%^*&( snow
    	tonite
12.22546COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertFri Mar 21 1997 13:0810
>    	.... that we're supposed to get 3-6" of more *(%$&^%^*&( snow
>    	tonite

Where will that rain-snow line be?

They're saying almost all rain south of the NH/MA border.

And up to seven inches in parts of Cheshire and Hillsborough Counties.

/john
12.22547SMARTT::JENNISONAnd baby makes fiveFri Mar 21 1997 13:246
    
    	Actually, I heard 3-6" for "Northern Worcester County",
    	with NH getting snow only, Worcester 1-3", Boston 1" plus
    	rain.
    
    
12.22548BUSY::SLABGTI 16V - dust thy neighbor!!Fri Mar 21 1997 13:283
    
    	How about southern Worcester County?
    
12.22549ASGMKA::MARTINConcerto in 66 MovementsFri Mar 21 1997 13:4460
Hi JJ:


    Z	Jack,
    
    Z	I guess maybe you can't fully understand because you haven't
    Z	been put in this exact situation before.  It's not just the
    Z	large vs. small shower.  It's the fact that the bride's mother
    Z	is TOTALLY ignoring the fact that this is NOT what her daughter
    Z	wants, it's what SHE wants.  The shower isn't for her.....it's
    Z	for her daughter.  

Ohhh believe me, I understand your dilemna on an intimate level.  Once I
announced we were engaged, my dear Mother n Law had my ushers literally
picked out within the first five minutes.  I just humored the woman because
I had it resolved in my mind just who and who wasn't going to be an usher.
At the same time, I saw this as the birth pains of a ten month living hell...
and it was.  


ZZ        I would think that a mother would want her
ZZ    	daughter's bridal shower to be something she will be thankful
ZZ    	for and remember.  And we all made a compromise.  The bridal
ZZ    	party is supposed to plan the shower, not the mother.  

JJ, I couldn't agree with you more.  It sounds like mom may have some selfish
motives.  JJ, people get weird during wedding times like this.  There's just 
no understanding it!!

As you may be aware, I have a nephew who is now in a special school for 
children with learning and behavioral disabilities.  While it was blatantly 
obvious to me he had these problems as far back as when he was three years old,
dear grandma and SIL thought he was an adorable child.  The two hell situations
I went through were...

1.  What church we are being married in.  Michele had long left catholicism 
    and wanted to be married in a church in Revere that supported her
    missions work.  MIL made life a living hell, insisting she be married in
    a catholic church she herself hadn't attended in fifteen years.  It was 
    allll motivated by appearances and making her elderly nosey sisters 
    happy. (By the way, her sisters who are now either deceased or alive...
    Michele and I have a very close relationship with them.  Like I said,
    people get weird during weddings!!)   Anyway, we didn't argue but we
    did stich to our guns.  Revere it was.

2.  Troubled nephew.  We were so concerned about this particular child that 
    we proclaimed no children would be invited.  We really just didn't want 
    this kid there.  This was a hell issue and I remember even up on the alter
    thinking about the potential problem he could make.  MY SIL rubbed it in 
    my face.  As the Maitron of Honor, she walked down the aisle...holding the 
    kids hand.  Talk about rubbing one's nose in dog poop...she knew how I
    felt.  She looked at this whole thing like it was a big show...for her.
    We still have the videotape of the kid running toward Michele with a cup 
    purple grape juice.  Get my point?!

 -Jack   
    
    
 
                                            
12.22550LANDO::OLIVER_Bgonna have to eventually anywayFri Mar 21 1997 13:499
    just goes to show.  
    
    ingredients for a real whopper of a wedding:
    
    - a sea of emotional undercurrents
    - pushy family members
    - alcohol
    
    combine all three and stand back.  way back.
12.22551POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorFri Mar 21 1997 13:552
    throw in religious strife for good measure and then stand back even
    further.
12.22552BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Fri Mar 21 1997 14:116
and if that weren't enough, throw OJM's analogies into it and you don't know
whether to be angry at the MOSTBB or to just automatically hate her because she
will be someones MIL very soon.


MOSTBB = Mother Of Soon To Be Bride
12.22553DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Fri Mar 21 1997 14:1321
    
    
    	Hmmmm.  Well I guess my just not understanding why I had
    	cousins at my wedding that I didn't even know, was a piece 
    	o' cake compared to what you went through Jack.  My mom was
    	pretty easy-going with everything so that's probably why I'm
    	having such a hard time comprehending why my friend's mom is
    	acting the way she is.
    
    	And ALL of what was said in here is why my second wedding is
    	going to be very casual.  We're paying for the whole shebang
    	ourselves so no one has any right to say diddly 'bout it and
    	if they do, they'll be told to bug off.  Fortunately, my future
    	MIL hasn't said anything about how the wedding should be done.
    	Part of me is surprised (because she likes to take control of
    	everything) and part of me isn't (because I'm convinced she can't
    	accept the fact that her son is all grown up and getting married).
    	But whatever her reasons, I'm glad she's decided to keep her nose
    	out if it.  We don't get along very well to begin with and things
    	could get VERY ugly...............
    
12.22554EVMS::MORONEYFri Mar 21 1997 14:217
re .22546:

>Where will that rain-snow line be?

Last night one TV station said it was about the MA/NH border, another
about along a line connecting Boston and Worcester that zigged north between.
Don't know of any later changes to the forecast.
12.22555this is your BZ accu-weather meteriologist John Cosette,,,GAAS::BRAUCHERAnd nothing else mattersFri Mar 21 1997 14:254
  Storm Center 1030 will be heartbroken...

  bb
12.22556POWDML::HANGGELIBecause I Can.Fri Mar 21 1997 15:0011
    
    Getting hosed out of my Savoyard Ladies Luncheon at JC Hillary's because 
    of this !@#$% DfE Primer that the ~!@#$%^&*_+s at MIT have been dicking 
    around with for the last couple of weeks and now it's a rush and no, I 
    can't leave til it's done and off to the copy center for a flippin' rush 
    THERE too.
    
    ~`@#$%&*(^)_-+={[}]|\:;"'<,>.?/!
    
    
    
12.22557Federal Reserve Bank Boston security mgr is all in a tizzyCOVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertFri Mar 21 1997 16:507
	Someone's passing around a stupid hoax about a so-called
	"PENPAL GREETINGS" virus that comes in mail messages and
	allegedly destroys all of the data on your hard drive.

	Yeah.  Right.

12.22558BUSY::SLABGot into a war with reality ...Fri Mar 21 1997 16:563
    
    	You never know.
    
12.22559Don't spread that hoaxUSPS::FPRUSSFrank Pruss, 202-232-7347Fri Mar 21 1997 19:201
    http://crew.umich.edu/~chymes/Hoaxes/Think.html
12.22560CSC32::M_EVANSbe the villageSun Mar 23 1997 00:218
    Judy and kristen.  Tell your friend it could be worse.  My mother
    didn't come to my wedding and sat around saying really odd things at
    the shower as well.  I think she now realizes how much it really hurt,
    but having to bite your tongue with a difficult mother is a pentagram
    some of us have to bear.  what!  Your friends are happier about this
    wedding than you are?  couldn't you at least be happy= for us?  
    
    meg
12.22561POWDML::HANGGELIBecause I Can.Sun Mar 23 1997 07:2715
    
    Some people are so completely convinced that the world revolves around
    them that they can't be happy for someone else, care about someone
    else's feelings, or be sad for someone else.  If it doesn't directly
    affect them, it doesn't exist.
    
    If you're sick, they don't care enough to ask how you're feeling.  If
    you're having troubles, they avoid you.  And when you're happy, they piss 
    and moan about how miserable they are.  They don't ask how your day
    was, they don't congratulate you on your successes.
    
    And if you ever pointed out to them how they're acting, they'd never
    believe you and simply accuse you of some bogus BS to make sure you
    remember that the world revolves around THEM.
    
12.22562BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Sun Mar 23 1997 12:217
| <<< Note 12.22561 by POWDML::HANGGELI "Because I Can." >>>


| Some people are so completely convinced that the world revolves around
| them that they can't be happy for someone else, 

	Deb.... those people are probably sons.
12.22563SCASS1::BARBER_APsychobilly FreakoutSun Mar 23 1997 17:551
    .22561 Yep, I know someone just like that.
12.22564USPS::FPRUSSFrank Pruss, 202-232-7347Sun Mar 23 1997 18:125
    re: .22561, .22563
    
    Ain't it the truth!
    
    
12.22565grasnarfleFABSIX::TR_TAYLORMon Mar 24 1997 00:334
    when my best buddie is home sick  
    
               8(
    
12.22566POWDML::HANGGELIBecause I Can.Mon Mar 24 1997 01:013
    
    SS, DD.
    
12.22567BUSY::SLABA Momentary Lapse of ReasonMon Mar 24 1997 03:066
    
    	Let me sweep you off your feet and take you away from all this,
    	Deb.
    
    	I'm even better than Calgon.
    
12.22568FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Mon Mar 24 1997 10:2013
    
    
    	TtHT:
    
    	locked my drivers side door on the way home last night and now I
    can't get the stupid door unlocked! Heavy persuasion with a hammer and
    a pair of "robo-grip" pliers failed to convince the lock to give way. I
    just hope I can get the inside door panel off with the door shut. Arg.
    
    	I really hate having to climb out the passenger side.
    
    
    jim
12.22569BUSY::SLABA Parting Shot in the DarkMon Mar 24 1997 10:374
    
    	Are you having trouble turning the key in the lock, or can you
    	turn the key but it doesn't seem to do anything?
    
12.22570BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Mon Mar 24 1997 10:517
| <<< Note 12.22567 by BUSY::SLAB "A Momentary Lapse of Reason" >>>


| I'm even better than Calgon.

	Well, calgon does go down the drain.... so maybe this is a good
thing...for us!
12.22571DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Mon Mar 24 1997 12:095
    
    
    	.... it appears that the radiator in my car has sprung a 
    	leak, or something.  grumble.
    
12.22572*%#@*!!GAAS::BRAUCHERAnd nothing else mattersMon Mar 24 1997 12:114
  Unix

  bb
12.22573USPS::FPRUSSFrank Pruss, 202-232-7347Mon Mar 24 1997 12:163
    Have you tried "*%#@*! -h"?
    
    FJP
12.22574SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerMon Mar 24 1997 12:4223
    JJ, I know it's frustrating, but don't sweat the shower
    stuff.  The word "wedding" just seems to bubble all those
    dysfunctional family feelings right to the surface.  Believe me.
    All you will have to do is shrug your shoulders and say,
    "Your mother..."  Brides know this.
    
    When I was getting married (a long time ago), my MIL-to-be
    diagreed with my choice of bridesmaids.  Finding that I was
    not budging and her son was wisely giving the issue a wide
    berth, she called my mother and talked it over with her.
    Finding that my mother was extremely reluctant to discuss 
    anything more important than the weather with me at this point
    in the planning process, my MIL-to-be blurted out, "Can't you
    just tell her what to do?"  My mother, always the tactful
    woman, retorted, "If I could tell her what to do, do you
    think we'd be having this wedding?" 
    
    Silence.
    
    I must admit, my (now former) MIL never said 
    another word about the wedding plans. :-)
    
    
12.22575ACISS1::BATTISKansas Jayhawks-Toto's favoriteMon Mar 24 1997 12:592
    
    I always knew there was a good reason gor staying single.
12.22576DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Mon Mar 24 1997 13:3812
    
    
    	Well, Kristin and I talked last week and after one last
    	discussion with the bride's mom (who still refuses to budge),
    	we've decided to just give in.  And when the bride asks us
    	why we did what we did..... we'll just point at her mother and
    	what happens, happens.  If the bride DOES get upset with her
    	mom, mom will have no one to blame but herself.  *WE* tried to
    	tell her.........
    
    	Now I can concentrate on the rest of *MY wedding plans!  =)
    
12.22577POWDML::HANGGELIBecause I Can.Mon Mar 24 1997 13:393
    
    Frankly, this world is overflowing with dorks.
    
12.22578SUBSYS::NEUMYERHere's your signMon Mar 24 1997 13:496
    
    	That our town will probably vote to buy more land to preserve the
    'rural' feel of the town. 1.8 mil that we don't have. Forget that we
    already have a major school problem and a Country Club we can't afford!
    
    ed
12.22579ASGMKA::MARTINConcerto in 66 MovementsMon Mar 24 1997 13:548
    Ed:
    
    Townsend had a similar vote.  In our case, the preservation of the land
    was good as in the long term, more neighborhoods would have gone up and
    schools would have needed to be expanded...causing your property taxes
    to increase anyway!
    
    -Jack
12.22580FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Mon Mar 24 1997 13:5711
    
    
    	re: .22569 Slab
    
    	I can turn the key, and the lock rod pops up, but it doesn't
    disengage the lock (and I can see from the height of the lock rod that
    it's not coming up all the way). Pulling up on the rod doesn't do
    anything more. 
    
    	
    
12.22581ASIC::RANDOLPHTom R. N1OOQMon Mar 24 1997 13:596
Our previous neighbor (the one with the dogs) came home on her wedding day
alone, with tears streaming down her face... we never did find out what
happened.

I'm a firm believer in minimal weddings/associated events. The less of a big
deal you make of it, the less will go wrong, and the more fun it'll be.
12.22582SUBSYS::NEUMYERHere's your signMon Mar 24 1997 14:0112
    
    Jack,
    
    There are other ways of keeping development down. And just because the
    land is developed doesn't mean 2.5 kids per lot. They gave the 'costs
    less in the long run' argument, but I just don't believe them anymore.
    Not after they kept saying that our country club would make money and
    now we are paying for it with tax money.
    
    NOT ANOTHER CENT!
    
    ed
12.22583ACISS1::BATTISKansas Jayhawks-Toto's favoriteMon Mar 24 1997 14:332
    
    eloping is the cheapest most effective way to get married. 
12.22584POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorMon Mar 24 1997 14:422
    If you're only considering the cost in dollars, then that would be
    true.
12.22585BUSY::SLABAct like you own the companyMon Mar 24 1997 14:533
    
    	Yeah, if it were shillings it'd cost a fortune.
    
12.22586DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Mon Mar 24 1997 19:448
    
    
    	.... getting news that the house owned by some friends of mine
    	burned this morning, killing their two dogs and cat, and pretty
    	much all of their personal possessions.  Myself and other
    	co-workers are at a loss as to what to do for them.........
    
    
12.22587BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Mon Mar 24 1997 21:096
| <<< Note 12.22575 by ACISS1::BATTIS "Kansas Jayhawks-Toto's favorite" >>>


| I always knew there was a good reason gor staying single.

	I think OJ agrees with you...
12.22588BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Mon Mar 24 1997 21:143

	JJ...when is the shower?
12.22589COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertMon Mar 24 1997 22:164
re .22586

	new cat?

12.22590BUSY::SLABAntisocialTue Mar 25 1997 00:153
    
    	Uh-oh.
    
12.22591BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Tue Mar 25 1997 10:353

	That was my initial reaction, too. But it is a good idea. 
12.22592DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Tue Mar 25 1997 13:1616
    
    
    	re: Glen
    
    	The shower is next weekend.
    
    	re: /john
    
    	Maybe, at some point in the future, getting them another pet might
    	be ok.  It will be months before they can get back in the house (if
    	that's what they decide to do) and I don't think Ashlyn would be
    	able to handle it emotionally for quite a while.  She's devastated.
    
    	(for those of you who get the Nashua Telegraph, it was on the front
    	  page of this morning's paper)
    
12.22593ASGMKA::MARTINConcerto in 66 MovementsTue Mar 25 1997 13:195
    I just called MetPay and found out they are not offering dividend
    checks due to the high claims from the severe winter of 95/96.
    
    The crumbs own a major portion of DisneyWorld not to mention other
    conglomerates.  I say we revolt!!!
12.22594DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Tue Mar 25 1997 13:214
    
    
    	No dividend??!!  Harumph.
    
12.22595ASIC::RANDOLPHTom R. N1OOQTue Mar 25 1997 13:251
They (insurance companies) gotta pay for those skyscrapers somehow.
12.22596ACISS1::BATTISex-soapbox NCAA championTue Mar 25 1997 14:253
    
    another co-worker resigned today. that's 4 in 2 1/2 months. I can't
    possibly take on more work. This sucks!!
12.22597COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertTue Mar 25 1997 17:192
Having to file both Federal and Massachusetts estimated tax returns, and to
send in payments.
12.22598NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Mar 25 1997 17:451
Before April 15?
12.22599COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertTue Mar 25 1997 18:195
That date is only three weeks away.

And since I'm going on a trip on the 10th, I've gotta get it done soon.

/john
12.22600POLAR::RICHARDSONPatented Problem GeneratorTue Mar 25 1997 19:451
12.22601POWDML::HANGGELIBecause I Can.Tue Mar 25 1997 19:493
    
    Perhaps he will postdate the check to the 15th.
    
12.22602EVMS::MORONEYTue Mar 25 1997 19:534
12.22603BUSY::SLABCan you hear the drums, Fernando?Tue Mar 25 1997 19:575
    
    	Eat into the profit?
    
    	Best case is $0 ... the 66 cents is a loss if cashed early.
    
12.22604EVMS::MORONEYTue Mar 25 1997 20:002
It could be considered a profit if he were like 99% of the boxers in here and
had too much withheld and gotten a refund.
12.22605POWDML::HANGGELIBecause I Can.Tue Mar 25 1997 20:003
    
    I haven't even started my taxes yet 8^/.
    
12.22606TROOA::BUTKOVICHturn and face the strangeTue Mar 25 1997 20:117
    >>It could be considered a profit if he were like 99% of the boxers in
    >>here and had too much withheld and gotten a refund.
    
    What if one decides to buy a RRSP at the last minute and that results
    in a tax refund?  I knew I was going to have to pay so I did the RRSP
    thing and ended up with a $1600.00 refund (which has already been
    received and will do nicely for when I get back from vacation)
12.22607COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertTue Mar 25 1997 21:209
What I'm _really_ going to hate is figuring out how, on next year's return,
you explain a whole bunch of trades in 1996 (as early as April 1996) with
income not received until March 31st, 1997.

Or whether there is any requirement to explain.

Or if this whole mess suddenly triggers an audit.

Estates.  Yecch.
12.22608SCASS1::BARBER_APsychobilly FreakoutTue Mar 25 1997 23:234
    TTHT: not being able to chat with a fellow boxer who called while
    I was trying to format the beast document from H-E-doublehockeysticks.
    
    Can you say pagination nightmare?
12.22609Bed timeUSPS::FPRUSSFrank Pruss, 202-232-7347Wed Mar 26 1997 02:292
    Oh, you know you're really shot, when then dog is barking and you
    absent mindedly shout "Cancel!"
12.22610WMOIS::GIROUARD_CWed Mar 26 1997 09:516
    not being able to register for the Marlbehead road race on April 6th.
    the field was small and has already filled up. 
    
    gotta wait 'till the 19th for the Falmouth road race. at least it will
    give me a little more time to get my slow, fat carcass into better
    shape.
12.22611ACISS1::BATTISSoapbox NCAA ex-championWed Mar 26 1997 11:133
    
    the exodus continues. another body falls by the wayside. time to update
    the resume, again.
12.22612impedimentsGAAS::BRAUCHERAnd nothing else mattersWed Mar 26 1997 11:3419
From:	US1RMC::"binder@zk3.dec.com" "Richard Binder USG Publications"
25-MAR-1997 15:51:56.31
To:	gaas::braucher
CC:	
Subj:	Eh?

It's been pointed out to me that you claim I stomped out of the box.
Nothing could be further from the truth.  Upon making the discovery that
there were certain impediments to my continuing to enjoy myself there, I
departed with no stomping or gnashing of teeth or any other form of
crocodile tears.  If you're not having fun, it's time to quit.

Your obd't serv., etc., etc...

+-----------------------------------------------------------------------+
|   Quaevis hic quisquiliae notiones meae; noli dominum meum culpare.   |
| N.a Tel. Domi 603-882-5384, Officina 603-881-2775, Facs. 603-880-6483 |
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12.22613ACISS1::BATTISSoapbox NCAA ex-championWed Mar 26 1997 11:365
    
    .22612
    
    gee, I was only teasing him about the Mac. didn't think he'd take it
    personally.
12.22614ASIC::RANDOLPHTom R. N1OOQWed Mar 26 1997 12:003
> there were certain impediments

Anyone wanna take a guess?
12.22615NETRIX::&quot;walters@ddraig.zk3.dec.com&quot;Wed Mar 26 1997 12:132
Did I miss a knife fight?  Pointer please.
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12.22616BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Wed Mar 26 1997 12:155


	Is the soapbox homepage back up yet? Maybe that was where people
thought he stomped out.
12.22617ArghBULEAN::BANKSSaturn SapWed Mar 26 1997 14:3949
    TTHT:
    
    Working from home today, largely because the power went out last night. 
    It got fixed in a timely fashion, but after I slept in too late.
    
    TTH even more:
    
    Worked around the apartment to see what else was gone.  Cable.
    
    Called the cableco to report the problem.  They asked if I had my box
    hooked up.
    
    "well, no, because it doesn't need to be hooked up."
    
    "Hook it up and tell us if it works."
    
    Fortunately, this is just the press of a couple of buttons.  Never mind
    that this is all voodoo on their part.
    
    "Still doesn't work."
    
    They said they'd take care of it.  They did, sort of.  A half an hour
    later, they call to say it's all fixed, which is just fine, except that
    I still get snow on all the channels.  They say they'll send someone
    out.
    
    Two or three hours pass, and I get worried, because I'm about to leave
    for school and one of my other jobs, and I realize that by the time I
    get back home, it'll be too late to find a breathing person.
    
    I call back to ask about the status of my call.
    
    "It was cancelled.  Your service is working."
    
    I turn the volume up on my TV and play a half dozen channels of snow
    for them.
    
    "Is the cable box hooked up?"
    
    "I hooked it up last time you called.  It doesn't work."
    
    "Well it's not our problem, because you obviously hooked the cable box
    up wrong."
    
    I press a couple buttons, tell them it's unhooked, and play them a few
    more channels of snow, and remind them they've been running ads for the
    last month that we no longer need cable boxes for most channels.
    
    "Well, it's not working because your box isn't hooked up."
12.22618BUSY::SLABCrash, burn ... when will I learn?Wed Mar 26 1997 14:424
    
    	Dawn, they have better things to do than waste time with problem
    	customers such as yourself.
    
12.22619BULEAN::BANKSSaturn SapWed Mar 26 1997 14:431
    It's all because I didn't pray in public school.
12.22620ASIC::RANDOLPHTom R. N1OOQWed Mar 26 1997 14:481
Tell 'em to get it working by tonight or you're cancelling tomorrow.
12.22621BUSY::SLABCrash, burn ... when will I learn?Wed Mar 26 1997 14:537
    
    	Heck, you could probably re-subscribe tomorrow and get a few
    	perks thrown in ... free movie channel, etc., and make out OK
    	in the long run.
    
    	Just like cellular service, except not as many free movies.
    
12.22622NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Mar 26 1997 14:551
I see Binder misspelled imedpiments.
12.22623ACISS1::BATTISSoapbox NCAA ex-championWed Mar 26 1997 14:562
    
    <----- <ahem>  agagagagag
12.22624SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerWed Mar 26 1997 16:514
    Rommel is heading into surgery for his right adrenal 
    gland and a prostatic cyst.  Keep your fingers crossed
    he'll come out ok... 
    
12.22625ACISS1::BATTISSoapbox NCAA ex-championWed Mar 26 1997 16:571
    MM, do you perhaps have any healthy ferrets?
12.22626BUSY::SLABDILLIGAFWed Mar 26 1997 16:593
    
    	Of course ... she keeps several on hand for spare parts.
    
12.22627POWDML::HANGGELIBecause I Can.Wed Mar 26 1997 17:063
    
    MM, hope everything turns out all right 8^/.
    
12.22628BULEAN::BANKSSaturn SapWed Mar 26 1997 18:4923
    Back for a few moments before it's off to the other job:
    
    Came home.  There was a message on the answering machine that they
    believed that the cable was out (mainly because someone more believable
    called), but they didn't know my apartment number.  Funny, 'cause the
    bills seem to get here ok.
    
    Funny, because the cable was working.
    
    I called to talk to a manager.  He didn't see any problem in the double
    bind I was given ("it doesn't work because the box isn't connected/it
    doesn't work because you connected the box wrong").  He allowed as how
    they generally never believe the first person to call.  I asked if the
    lesson was to not be the first person to call in a trouble report in
    the future.  He said not to do that, because everyone else has figured
    that out, and sometimes, it can be days before someone actually does
    call.
    
    I asked him what I was supposed to do in the future, given all this. 
    He replied by giving me a couple of free pay-per-views.
    
    MM: 
    Really sorry to hear about the ferret problems.
12.22629BUSY::SLABDo you wanna bang heads with me?Wed Mar 26 1997 19:475
    
    	RE: .22628
    
    	Dawn, have your neighbor call, and then you can call an hour later.
    
12.22630WMOIS::GIROUARD_CThu Mar 27 1997 09:581
    -1 it works. we've done just that.
12.22631WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjThu Mar 27 1997 10:252
    Call and claim you're the neighbor. Have your wife call and be herself
    as soon as you get off the phone. Problem solved, no waiting.
12.22632BUSY::SLABDon't get even ... get odd!!Thu Mar 27 1997 10:303
    
    	That would be very dishonest.
    
12.22633BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Thu Mar 27 1997 10:322
	and a sin!
12.22634WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjThu Mar 27 1997 10:444
    >	That would be very dishonest.
    
     Would it be more or less dishonest than the people from the cable
    company telling you "we'll take care of it" to the first caller?
12.22635BULEAN::BANKSSaturn SapThu Mar 27 1997 11:192
    And, quite difficult because not only do I not have a wife, but recent
    legislation such as DOMA is going to see to it that I never do.
12.22636ACISS1::BATTISSoapbox NCAA ex-championThu Mar 27 1997 11:424
    
    .22635
    
    quit whining. i don't have a wife either.
12.22637SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerThu Mar 27 1997 12:1019
    Rommel is recovering from surgery.  He is still at the vet,
    although they let me see him this morning when I dropped off
    his food (Yes Shawn, he has special food, which I whipped up
    in the blender last night, which is probably healthier than
    some of the stuff you eat) and he looked pretty good.
    
    She couldn't get all of the tumor.  It was the size of a
    medium egg (considering Rommel weighs a whopping 3 lbs,
    that's huge) and wrapped around the vena cava.  It had
    not visibly spread and all his other organs looked ok.
    It will be biopsied by their lab and also by a national
    pathologist who specializes in ferrets, since Rommel is
    part of a study program.  He's on borrowed time :-(
    Adrenal tumors are agressive, though often benign, and
    there is no real treatment besides surgery, which both
    my vet and I agree he will not be having again.  
    
    He'll just be spoiled rotten from now on.
    
12.22638WMOIS::GIROUARD_CThu Mar 27 1997 12:131
    best wishes MM.
12.22639BUSY::SLABDuster :== idiot driver magnetThu Mar 27 1997 13:035
    
    	RE: .22634
    
    	Oh, so now we're at "Two wrongs make a right".
    
12.22640replay the downWAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjThu Mar 27 1997 13:251
    Nope. We're at offsetting penalties.
12.226418^(NETRIX::&quot;hanggeli@mail.dec.com&quot;mz_debraThu Mar 27 1997 14:404
Just got the notification:  POWDML is going away as of the end of May.

Blurgh 8^p.
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12.22642WMOIS::GIROUARD_CThu Mar 27 1997 14:431
    and where, pray tell, will they place you Mz Deb?
12.22643POWDML::HANGGELIBecause I Can.Thu Mar 27 1997 14:443
    
    I guess I'll hafta use the dumb www version.  Blurgh, *2.
    
12.22644NETRIX::&quot;www@ddraig.zk3.dec.com&quot;Thu Mar 27 1997 16:1911
Don't be afraid, come and join the www-Zombies.

(cue spooky music:  ooooooo-eeeeeeeee--eeeeeeee--oooooooo).






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12.22645ACISS1::BATTISSoapbox NCAA ex-championThu Mar 27 1997 16:212
    
    how do you guys do that?
12.22646SCASS1::BARBER_APsychobilly FreakoutThu Mar 27 1997 16:221
    You don't wanna know.  It's not half as fun.
12.22647NETRIX::&quot;hanggeli@mail.dec.com&quot;mz_debraThu Mar 27 1997 16:244
Do what?


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12.22648WMOIS::GIROUARD_CThu Mar 27 1997 16:261
    the Bangles impersonation? (walk like an Egyptian)
12.22649ACISS1::BATTISSoapbox NCAA ex-championThu Mar 27 1997 16:312
    
    that, debra.
12.22650NETRIX::&quot;slab@cyberdude.com&quot;slabThu Mar 27 1997 16:354
    It's just a silly phase we're going through, Battis.

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12.22651ACISS1::BATTISSoapbox NCAA ex-championThu Mar 27 1997 16:362
    
    it's growing like a fungus. stop it, people.
12.22652NETRIX::&quot;mzdebra@mindless.com&quot;Love GoddessThu Mar 27 1997 16:409
              eh?
	      /
	  oO)-.
	 /__  _\       
	 \  \(  |      
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	  '  '--'   
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12.22653ACISS1::BATTISSoapbox NCAA ex-championThu Mar 27 1997 16:422
    
    "lovegoddess"?   oh, dear  (tm)
12.22654NETRIX::&quot;mzdebra@mindless.com&quot;Problem ChildThu Mar 27 1997 16:434
I'm afraid this could get rather silly.

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12.22655CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsThu Mar 27 1997 16:549
    TTHT: 
    
    Redrawing the same frigging part three times.  At least I get faster
    with each iteration. :-/
    
    The 16 ton weight hanging over my head and the snapping sounds of the
    fibers of the rope holding it there.  Impending doom about sums it up.
    
    Brian 
12.22656Get back to workNETRIX::&quot;bobbie@palmer.org&quot;Thu Mar 27 1997 16:553
Don't you know that OpenVMS is for ultra-high availability, not
for writing silly notes?
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12.22657BUSY::SLABExit light ... enter nightThu Mar 27 1997 16:566
    
    	RE: .22655
    
    	I hear a doorbell ... might want to check it, since it could be the
    	postman.
    
12.22658ASIC::RANDOLPHTom R. N1OOQThu Mar 27 1997 17:024
>    	I hear a doorbell ... might want to check it, since it could be the
>    	postman.
    
Why, did he ring twice?
12.22659get back to workNETRIX::&quot;wouldnt@you.like.to.know&quot;mr_meanThu Mar 27 1997 17:112
stop fooling around!
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12.22660BUSY::SLABFUBARThu Mar 27 1997 17:133
    
    	That's gotta be bb.
    
12.22661ACISS1::BATTISSoapbox NCAA ex-championThu Mar 27 1997 17:162
    
    fine. keep me in the dark like a mushroom. see if i care.
12.22662POWDML::HANGGELIBecause I Can.Thu Mar 27 1997 18:533
    
    [it's very quiet in here.]
    
12.22663BUSY::SLABForeplay? What's that?Thu Mar 27 1997 18:553
    
    	I'm hunting wabbits.
    
12.22664BULEAN::BANKSSaturn SapThu Mar 27 1997 19:071
    Hope you're more successful than you are when you're hunting women.
12.22665POWDML::HANGGELIBecause I Can.Thu Mar 27 1997 19:113
    
    <whup-ZING>
    
12.22666ACISS1::BATTISSoapbox NCAA ex-championThu Mar 27 1997 19:122
    
    medic!!!! shawn's been wounded, badly even.
12.22667NETRIX::&quot;walters@ddraig.zk3.dec.com&quot;Thu Mar 27 1997 19:138
Medic!






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12.22668BULEAN::BANKSSaturn SapThu Mar 27 1997 19:144
    So, like,
    
    If lotsa people in here have conflicts, will all the notes and replies
    eventually get deleted?
12.22669NETRIX::&quot;walters@ddraig.zk3.dec.com&quot;Thu Mar 27 1997 19:148
Either Mark is beginning to think like me, or I'm
beginning to think like Mark.




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12.22670ACISS1::BATTISSoapbox NCAA ex-championThu Mar 27 1997 19:205
    
    .22669
    
    better hope it's the former rather than the latter. one of me is
    enough.
12.22671CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayThu Mar 27 1997 19:233

 Leaving my current church
12.22672GOOEY::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Thu Mar 27 1997 20:014
    
    
    	....DECWIN/GOOEY being down for 90% of the day.......
    
12.22673BUSY::SLABForm feed = &lt;ctrl&gt;v &lt;ctrl&gt;lThu Mar 27 1997 20:257
    
    	And you are so darned busy that the first thing you did when it
    	finally came back up was to come in here and tell us about it,
    	right?
    
    	8^)
    
12.22674MSOPW1::PS_ADMIN_FSBecause I Can.Fri Mar 28 1997 01:084
    
    There's something wrong with !@#$%^&*()_+-=]\[}{|"';">.<,/?~` POWDML.
    
    
12.22675BUSY::SLABGTI 16V - dust thy neighbor!!Fri Mar 28 1997 02:203
    
    	Actually, it looks like modem noise to me.
    
12.22676POWDML::HANGGELIBecause I Can.Fri Mar 28 1997 12:019
    
    It's better today.
    
    I got into a POWDML account by using my name and password, but it was 
    blank - no mail, no notes, none of my files, etc.
    
    I thought they had disabled it two months early and almost committed
    self-defenestration.
               
12.22677hyper-velocital defenestration candidatesWAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjFri Mar 28 1997 12:1035
    Did you ever work in proximity to someone whose personal
    habits/behavior were really, really aggravating? We've got a few real
    gems here.
    
    We've got the Slammer. The Slammer announces his arrival by flinging
    his briefcase from across the room onto his desk, where it lands with a
    loud THUMP! and slides into the wall, where it creates a minor
    earthquake. I thought the wall was coming down this morning.
    
    Then we've got Fred Flintstone. He's an extremely opinionated
    loudmouth, which in itself wouldn't be all that objectionable if he
    weren't so consistently wrong. He visited the Slammer this morning and
    I got to listen to his pontifications on why our workstations suck and
    why Sun's are the balls. And it's not just the volume of his voice that
    annoys, it's the tonal qualities. Nails on a blackboard. Another
    candidate for defenestration. That his immediate superiors have moved
    onto greener pastures and he's inherited responsibility and power by
    default only compounds the problem by adding meritless arrogance to the
    stew.
    
     Another one is Hacky. This guy clears his throat 1267 times in an
    average 8-hour day. And he's really loud about it. Fortunately I'm out
    of earshot, but my other team members are ready to ease the throat
    clearing process by creating an auxilliary phlegm egress right in the
    front with a sharp knife.
    
     Like my buddy said, once they get under your skin _anything_ they do
    is a source of annoyance.
    
     "He's breathing again."
    
     "Yeah, listen to him. Taking air in. Letting it back out. Oblivious to
    the effect that has on the rest of us."
    
     "We'd better put a stop to it before it drives us crazy..."
12.22679PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BFri Mar 28 1997 12:1412
>              <<< Note 12.22677 by WAHOO::LEVESQUE "Spott Itj" >>>

>    Did you ever work in proximity to someone whose personal
>    habits/behavior were really, really aggravating? We've got a few real
>    gems here.

      Yes, there's a guy near me who laughs like Woody Woodpecker and
      another one who has an equally horrible, yet indescribable laugh.
      But, at least they're really loud.  That makes up for it.


12.22680WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjFri Mar 28 1997 12:187
    GRrrrrrrr!
    
    Fred's now in the office next to me, telling the guy there how stupid
    the guys that designed the stuff he's inherited were. I worked with
    them and they were mucho smart. This guy isn't fit to clean the dust
    off their workstations. I see "life in prison without parole" in my
    future...
12.22681CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsFri Mar 28 1997 12:227
    My aisle mates are for the most part pretty quiet.  I'm probably the
    most annoying one with my constant mumbling to myself, phone slamming,
    keayboard crashing and vigorous paper shuffling.  Oh, and I have my key
    click set really loud.  When I am in an exceptional mood, I'll try to
    pop each individual bubble in a 12" x 24" sheet of 1/8" bubble wrap. 
    That's good for an hour or so.  When they finally see me in the papers,
    they won't be saying "He was such a quiet boy too"
12.22682ACISS1::BATTISSoapbox NCAA ex-championFri Mar 28 1997 12:273
    
    I have an almost insatiable desire to call up Di and do my Woody
    Woodpecker imitation. I just might do it for the hell of it.
12.22683ACISS1::BATTISSoapbox NCAA ex-championFri Mar 28 1997 12:322
    
    I have di's dtn.
12.22684PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BFri Mar 28 1997 12:323
  <disconnecting receiver>

12.22685ASGMKA::MARTINConcerto in 66 MovementsFri Mar 28 1997 12:337
 Z   Then we've got Fred Flintstone. He's an extremely opinionated
 Z   loudmouth, which in itself wouldn't be all that objectionable if he
 Z   weren't so consistently wrong. He visited the Slammer this morning
 Z   and I got to listen to his pontifications on why our workstations suck
 Z   and  why Sun's are the balls.
    
    Well, I don't care for Sun so I guess it isn't me!! :-)
12.22686ACISS1::BATTISSoapbox NCAA ex-championFri Mar 28 1997 12:362
    
    di, when you least expect it, expect it.
12.22687BUSY::SLABGot into a war with reality ...Fri Mar 28 1997 13:1419
    
    	RE: .22676
    
    	Deb, sometimes that happens when CS/IT does disk maintenance.  The
    	system can't run your LOGIN.COM because they probably took your
    	disk off-line, and therefore none of your preferences are set up,
    	like logicals and DCL prompt.
    
    	Heck, they moved me off of my previous disk and onto my current
    	disk last week and never even told me about it.  The only hint
    	that I had was that it couldn't find BUSY_USR08:[SLAB], and then
    	1/2 hour later I was showing up on BUSY_USR02:[SLAB].
    
    
    	RE: .22681
    
    	People who enable keyclick [loud or not] should be taken outside
    	and shot.
    
12.22688SMARTT::JENNISONAnd baby makes fiveFri Mar 28 1997 13:1916
    
    	TTHLN:
    
    	Getting a flat tire on the way home from work.  Thankfully,
    	we were already off the highway, and were able to make it
    	to a safe place to change the tire.  
    	
    	Of course, that meant a trip to the tire store in lieu
    	of dinner.  I ended up replacing all four tires, since
    	we were due anyway (nice of my tires to not get nails
    	in them until all the life is gone).
    
    	We were an hour late for our bible study's Maundy Thursday
    	observance, too.
    
    
12.22689ACISS1::BATTISSoapbox NCAA ex-championFri Mar 28 1997 13:275
    
    .22688
    
    look on the bright side, karen. God was telling you it was time
    to make a change. He probably recommended Michelin's.
12.22690SCASS1::BARBER_APsychobilly FreakoutFri Mar 28 1997 13:294
    Hacky.  agagagaga  8)
    
    I'm glad I don't work with the Doctah.  I'd send him straight to the
    looney bin fer sher.  
12.22691WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjFri Mar 28 1997 13:363
    >I'd send him straight to the looney bin fer sher.  
    
     It's not a long walk from here.
12.22692WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjFri Mar 28 1997 13:383
    TTHT:
    
     called the market to reserve a leg of lamb and they were out. grrrrr.
12.22693ACISS1::BATTISSoapbox NCAA ex-championFri Mar 28 1997 13:462
    
    doc, call gene, i hear that's his specialty.
12.22694BUSY::SLABGrandchildren of the DamnedFri Mar 28 1997 13:555
    
    	RE: .22692
    
    	So reserve a breast or a thigh instead.
    
12.22695ACISS1::BATTISSoapbox NCAA ex-championFri Mar 28 1997 14:014
    
    i lost it. I tried real hard, honest. i blew a perfectly good
    Woody the Woodpecker imiation by losing it halfway through. I am
    so embarassed, color me red.
12.22696ACISS1::BATTISSoapbox NCAA ex-championFri Mar 28 1997 14:353
    
    awfully quiet today in the box. Good thing I'm here to liven things
    up for you all.
12.22697BUSY::SLABGreat baby! Delicious!!Fri Mar 28 1997 14:593
    
    	[snore]
    
12.22698ACISS1::BATTISSoapbox NCAA ex-championFri Mar 28 1997 15:276
    
    well, i was supposed to take my friend out to Red Lobster for his
    birthday, but he had the unmitigated audacity to call in sick!!
    
    so, in keeping with the spirit of the day, I've decided to have
    a cheese sandwich for lunch.  exciting stuff, eh?
12.22699ACISS1::SCHELTERFri Mar 28 1997 16:044
    So, Like what happned to carlos Murphys??? 
    
    
    Mike
12.22700ACISS1::BATTISSoapbox NCAA ex-championFri Mar 28 1997 16:062
    
    we can still go.
12.22701Next weekACISS1::SCHELTERFri Mar 28 1997 16:345
    Too late.  Just finished lunch. B^( Cabbage soup, yum.. 
    
    
    Mike
    
12.22702NETRIX::&quot;walters@ddraig.zk3.dec.com&quot;Mon Mar 31 1997 13:397
So, anyone else in the NE spend the weekend putting away the
snowblower and getting out the lawnmower?  Grrrr.



 
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12.22703CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayMon Mar 31 1997 13:4312




 Yesterday I was driving my back to his mom's and a friend of mine came
 with us..we were saying "well, I think winter's about over now (which, of 
 course, according to the calendar it is)"..then I watched the news at 10PM :-/



 Jim
12.22704SMARTT::JENNISONAnd baby makes fiveMon Mar 31 1997 13:579
    
    	I'm supposed to take over the Monday night aerobics
    	class at the gym, starting tonight.
    
    	Hubby is adamant about me not driving in a blizzard, 
    	and as near as we can tell, I'd be heading out at the
    	worst time.
    
    
12.22705ABACUS::CURRANMon Mar 31 1997 14:025
    We have lamaze class tonight. It is supposed to be the empathy belly
    night...figures. We'll get a blizzard and he'll get to wait and see how
    much empathy he should have for my belly....another week down, 6 more
    to go!!!!!!
    
12.22706BUSY::SLABAll the leaves are brownMon Mar 31 1997 14:076
    
 >Yesterday I was driving my back to his mom's
    
    
    	Hmmm, interesting.
    
12.22707ACISS1::BATTISSoapbox NCAA ex-championMon Mar 31 1997 14:073
    
    how much snow you all expecting? It's 50 here in Chicago, sunny to
    boot.
12.22708CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayMon Mar 31 1997 14:1010
    
> >Yesterday I was driving my back to his mom's
    
    
 >   	Hmmm, interesting.
  

  ahem..driving my son back to his mom's.  

12.22709BARSTR::JANDROWMon Mar 31 1997 14:167
    
    tth:  leaky radiator hoses and mechanics who don't seem to have all the
    their lights on upstairs.  gee, before i had this leaky radiator hose
    the "low coolant" light never came on, why is it now that you've supposedly
    fixed it, it won't go off!?!?!!?!?!?!
    
                             
12.22710NETRIX::&quot;walters@ddraig.zk3.dec.com&quot;Mon Mar 31 1997 14:2011
Mark,

latest is 12-18" around So NH.

It's doing the illegitimate King out there right now.




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12.22711ACISS1::BATTISSoapbox NCAA ex-championMon Mar 31 1997 14:223
    
    wow. 12-18" is a lot of snow for this late in the year. you sure this
    isn't some early April Fools joke?
12.22712NETRIX::&quot;walters@ddraig.zk3.dec.com&quot;Mon Mar 31 1997 14:286
Snow joke fer sure.




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12.22713GOOEY::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Mon Mar 31 1997 14:4010
    
    
    	Yeah, it's Mother Nature's April Fool's joke.
    
    	re: Colin
    
    	The guy that does handywork for my folks spent time on Saturday
    	putting the snowblower away for my dad.  Dad may have to dig it
    	back out tomorrow!
    
12.22714CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayMon Mar 31 1997 15:114


 Getting cornered by a "close talker" and I couldn't find an easy way out.
12.22715BARSTR::JANDROWMon Mar 31 1997 15:184
    
    <--- did he or she at least have fresh breath??
    
    
12.22716CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayMon Mar 31 1997 15:253

 I couldn't tell..I was looking for a way out
12.22717CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsMon Mar 31 1997 15:277
    Raq, the light sensor is probably gunked up.  When you lost your
    coolant the reservoir most likely emptied too.  Any smutz in the bottle
    will settle and can cause the level sensor to jam.  It may clear itself
    or you may have to probe down in the bottle with a longish stick and
    stir things up.  Don't blame the mechanics for this one, yet.
    
    Brian
12.22718ACISS1::BATTISSoapbox NCAA ex-championMon Mar 31 1997 15:462
    
    dow is down 105.00 points today. we are at 27 3/8.
12.22719WMOIS::CONNELLBe careful. We have boxes.Mon Mar 31 1997 16:0512
    Mark, I know you are in Chicago and all and don't have a New England
    perspective, but weather gets weird around here. I've seen accumulating
    snow on Mother's Day and seen it hot enough to go swimming on Mother's
    Day. Different years of course. I've also seen it hot enough to wear
    shorts and t-shirts and play baseball in January and turn cold and snow
    that evening and wake up to two feet of snow. I live in Hudson, NH
    about 3 miles from the Massachusetts border and about an hour's drive
    from Boston, depending on traffic of course.
    
    Bright Blessings,
    
    PJ
12.22720SMARTT::JENNISONAnd baby makes fiveMon Mar 31 1997 16:1110
    
    re. 22689
    
    	Mark, you must be a prophet.
    
    	We got our new tires just in time for this snow storm.
    
    	Coincidence ?  I think not.
    
    
12.22721WMOIS::GIROUARD_CMon Mar 31 1997 17:022
    legislation has just been passed that outlaws Chicago. the bombimgs
    will begin in 5 minutes.
12.22722BUSY::SLABAnd one of us is left to carry on.Mon Mar 31 1997 17:433
    
    	Hallelujah!!
    
12.22723POWDML::HANGGELIBecause I Can.Mon Mar 31 1997 17:434
    
    Both network drives down, Exchange down.  I think it's time to go home
    8^p.
    
12.22724ACISS1::BATTISSoapbox NCAA ex-championMon Mar 31 1997 17:472
    
    <--- i'm here!!
12.22725BUSY::SLABAnd one of us is left to carry on.Mon Mar 31 1997 17:484
    
    	Well, Deb, looks like you have time to look for dirty pictures on
    	the web.
    
12.22726WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjMon Mar 31 1997 18:592
    TTHT: according to the Globe's weather map, I work and live in the
    greatest potential snowfall zone. Feh!
12.22727POWDML::HANGGELIBecause I Can.Mon Mar 31 1997 19:323
    
    TTHT:  I haven't had any Peeps this year.
    
12.22728BUSY::SLABAs you wishMon Mar 31 1997 19:385
    
    	In which room do you dress, and at what time?
    
    	I'll see what I can do.
    
12.22729POWDML::HANGGELIBecause I Can.Mon Mar 31 1997 19:413
    
    <smack>
    
12.22730ASGMKA::MARTINConcerto in 66 MovementsMon Mar 31 1997 19:411
    smaq
12.22731DEVO::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Mon Mar 31 1997 19:495
    
    	Mz Deb....... Shane's mom sent up Easter baskets..... with Peeps.
    		Shane eats 'em but I don't.  I can send you a package
    		if you so desire.  =)
    
12.22732ACISS1::BATTISSoapbox NCAA ex-championMon Mar 31 1997 19:502
    
    that's our debra, a peep of a woman. 
12.22733POWDML::HANGGELIBecause I Can.Mon Mar 31 1997 19:527
    
    Peeps and black jelly beans.  That's my idea of a good Easter basket
    8^).
    
    I bet they're on major sale in the drugstores now <crazed look>.  I may have
    to stop on the way to rehearsal. 
    
12.22734ACISS1::BATTISSoapbox NCAA ex-championMon Mar 31 1997 20:043
    
    i'll level with you. i don't eat Peeps. never have, never will. it
    had to be shared.
12.22735GAVEL::JANDROWTue Apr 01 1997 01:095
    
    debra, i offered you some peeps before you went and relaxed yourself
    silly for the weekend...apparently, you relaxed your brain too much...
    %^>
    
12.22736POWDML::HANGGELIBecause I Can.Tue Apr 01 1997 02:113
    
    You're assuming I had a brain to start with :+].
    
12.22737Here = 'Uxbridge'BUSY::SLABBasket CaseTue Apr 01 1997 03:557
    
    	The power just went out here.  Not too bad up to now ... all we
    	had were a couple flickers.
    
    	I'll have to disconnect soon, since the battery can only last
    	so long with this modem plugged in.
    
12.22738ACISS1::BATTISSoapbox NCAA ex-championTue Apr 01 1997 12:392
    
    how much snow did you all get?
12.22739WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjTue Apr 01 1997 12:465
    >i'll level with you. i don't eat Peeps. never have, never will. it
    >had to be shared.
    
     I think I speak for all of us when I thank you most profusely for
    sharing. That was utterly fascinating.
12.22740ACISS1::BATTISFerzie fanTue Apr 01 1997 12:482
    
    hey, i do try to help out when I can.
12.22741ACISS2::LEECHTerminal PhilosophyTue Apr 01 1997 12:521
    I don't like peeps, either.
12.22742FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Tue Apr 01 1997 12:535
    
    
    	I always knew you were antisocial...
    
    
12.22743CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayTue Apr 01 1997 14:074


  Accomodations for next week's trip to Calif getting a bit unsettled.
12.22744ACISS1::BATTISFerzie fanTue Apr 01 1997 14:292
    
    <----- earthquake, eh?
12.22745CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayTue Apr 01 1997 14:375


  no..just a real mixup on who is staying where/when for my sister's
  wedding.
12.22746ACISS1::BATTISFerzie fanTue Apr 01 1997 18:043
    
    stock down 1 to 26 3/8. don't know how the dow is doing. i bet down
    50-60.
12.227478pABACUS::JENNISONAngels Guide Me From The CloudsTue Apr 01 1997 18:221
    Battis... 2Feet
12.22748POWDML::HANGGELIBecause I Can.Tue Apr 01 1997 18:377
    
    Exxon is down a tichy.
    
    Mark, did you get your proxy?  I'm seriously considering going to the
    Shareholders' meeting at the end of the month in Houston.  I could use
    some warm weather 8^p.
    
12.22749ACISS1::BATTISFerzie fanTue Apr 01 1997 18:422
    
    <----- yes, it came yesterday. hmmmmm, maybe I'll join you.
12.22750CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayTue Apr 01 1997 18:498


 more complications....



 
12.22751CSC32::M_EVANSbe the villageTue Apr 01 1997 19:338
    Jim,
    
    I think I know the feeling.  Iwould like at least 6 months of sheer,
    solid boredom this year.
    
    I am tired of the emotional and physical rollercoaster ride.
    
    meg
12.22752SCASS1::BARBER_APsychobilly FreakoutTue Apr 01 1997 19:411
    Man, it's dead in here.
12.22753BUSY::SLABCatch you later!!Tue Apr 01 1997 19:453
    
    	Like a morgue, except the morgue's residents are a little funnier.
    
12.22754ACISS1::BATTISFerzie fanTue Apr 01 1997 19:482
    
    where is everyone?  i'm here.
12.22755SCASS1::BARBER_APsychobilly FreakoutTue Apr 01 1997 19:483
    Ouch!
    
    So, liven things up a little, will ya already??  I'ight??
12.22756BUSY::SLABCatch you later!!Tue Apr 01 1997 19:493
    
    	I'm here, too, Battis ... however, "here" is very relative.
    
12.22757SCASS1::BARBER_APsychobilly FreakoutTue Apr 01 1997 19:501
    Shawn's got a buzz on!  
12.22758BUSY::SLABCatch you later!!Tue Apr 01 1997 19:548
    
    	Yeah, too much coffee.
    
    	I'm rearing to go, and would go outside and paint the house if I
    	could get close enough to do it.
    
    	Oh, and if we didn't have vinyl siding.
    
12.22759ACISS1::BATTISFerzie fanTue Apr 01 1997 20:144
    
    'pril, where have you been? You haven't added much to the humor level
    in here. heck, when was the last time you even entered a Melrose Place
    update? well, i'm waiting?
12.22760BUSY::SLABCome On'N'OnTue Apr 01 1997 20:154
    
    	The funniest part about that is that you two actually watch that
    	crap every week, willingly.
    
12.22761ACISS1::BATTISFerzie fanTue Apr 01 1997 20:174
    
    .22760
    
    what's even funnier, is we watch it together, separately.
12.22762SCASS1::BARBER_APsychobilly FreakoutTue Apr 01 1997 20:304
    -1 Good one!
    
    Okay, how 'bout this:  Sidney got what was coming to her, the little
    tart.  It's about time Kimberly keeled over.  Poor Allison.
12.22763BUSY::SLABConsume feces and expireTue Apr 01 1997 21:209
    
    	Both of you, get a friggin' life now.
    
    	April, if you can't think of anything better to do between 9 and
    	10 every Monday night, come on up here for a visit and I think I
    	can come up with something.
    
    	And sorry, Battis, but that offer is NOT extended to you.
    
12.22764POWDML::HANGGELIBecause I Can.Wed Apr 02 1997 02:375
    
    Dallas.  Dallas!  Not Houston.  Jeez, I get those two mixed up all the
    time.
    
    
12.22765CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayWed Apr 02 1997 03:165


 Article in today's Globe discussing the Hale Bopp 39, subgroup of 7, and
 their "surgery" and various techniques..
12.22766CSC32::M_EVANSbe the villageWed Apr 02 1997 13:268
    Is that the one taken from the NYT?  Gag me!
    
    Did they mention that Applegate so hated himself for his homosexuality
    that he felt that the only solution was celibacy, enforced by
    castration for all?  Kind of reminds me of some other early sects where
    total body hate was the expected norm to get closer to god.\
    
    meg
12.22767COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertWed Apr 02 1997 13:307
Yes, Meg, all sorts of forms of gnosticism are greatly on the rise in
modern culture.

Gnosticism has extremes where the body is rejected and other extremes
where the body is worshipped.

/john
12.22768BULEAN::BANKSSaturn SapWed Apr 02 1997 13:3114
    Other sects (such as the Shakers) just figured that sex was too great a
    distraction.  If your mind is always on where you're going to get your
    next boink, you aren't able to truly devote yourself to god.
    
    Then again, I don't see how celibacy solves that problem.
    
    Personally, I find the marked decrease in sex drive that comes from
    taking Prozac to be one of its best features.  It isn't about hating
    one's own body; it's about not being governed by continual boink urges. 
    Particularly useful given that I have neither the time nor inclination
    to be in the sort of relationship that provides regular boinkage.
    
    OTOH, from everything I've heard, that Applegate guy sure sounds like
    he was a distinctly unhappy man.  Pity.
12.22769NETRIX::&quot;walters@ddraig.zk3.dec.com&quot;Wed Apr 02 1997 13:367
Why do they call them sects if no-one's getting any?  I have one of
those gnostic frying pans though.  They're great.



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12.22770BULEAN::BANKSSaturn SapWed Apr 02 1997 14:023
    TTHLW:
    
    Having the stupid antenna fly off the car 6 hours after installation.
12.22771POWDML::HANGGELIBecause I Can.Wed Apr 02 1997 14:063
    
    Mike Royko had a stroke.
    
12.22772ACISS1::BATTISFerzie fanWed Apr 02 1997 14:153
    
    yes, he did. In Florida while on vacation. his daily columns will
    continue once he's recovered. i love his work.
12.22773WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjWed Apr 02 1997 14:165
    >Mike Royko had a stroke.
    
     Yeah, that seemed to happen on a more or less weekly basis.
    
     Oh, a real stroke. Sheesh. That's a bummer.
12.22774NETRIX::&quot;walters@ddraig.zk3.dec.com&quot;Wed Apr 02 1997 14:259
12.22771

Phew.  I thought we were getting sordid details of Deb's sects life
for a minute.




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12.22775SMARTT::JENNISONAnd baby makes fiveWed Apr 02 1997 14:2512
    
    	TTHT:
    
    	I don't believe there is a single muscle in my body that
    	is not sore today.
    
    	Oh, wait.  I take that back.  My heart seems to be doing just
    	fine.
    
    	Everything else, however, aches.
    
    
12.22776CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsWed Apr 02 1997 14:3210
    TTLY:  Watching an 8hp, 26" wide, two stage Ariens snowblower go to
    work on my drive and walkways.  The snow bank was chest level and
    packed in solid.  After battling my way to the garage to retrieve my
    recently stowed snow totem, I started to chip away at the huge pile of
    snow at the end of my drive.  Helpful neighbor and owner of the above
    machine motored his way down to my drive and took over.  He will not
    accept favors or gifts for his generosity.  I tried and offended him
    one year.  The other TTL is that he will be relinquishing his marvelous
    machine in favor of a bigger one as they are moving to a house with a
    large driveway.  I may be forced to buy it from him.  
12.22777BULEAN::BANKSSaturn SapWed Apr 02 1997 14:332
    I thought Ariens was s'posed to be the bees knees when it comes to show
    flinging.
12.22778WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjWed Apr 02 1997 14:427
    >TTLY:  Watching an 8hp, 26" wide, two stage Ariens snowblower go to
    >work on my drive and walkways.  
    
     Yep. They scream.
    
     Used my 9hp Simplicity to crank through my driveway in 45 minutes
    (15-18 inches of snow.) It was a beautiful thing.
12.22779PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Apr 02 1997 14:445
   i watched my roommate/landlord clear the driveway with his bobcat.  that
   was a beautiful thing, too.


12.22780BARSTR::JANDROWWed Apr 02 1997 14:527
    bri, sounds like that ariens machine is a good thing...why you in
    here????
    
    (and if you do buy it from him...let me give you directions to my
    place.... %^>)
    
    
12.22781?PERFOM::LICEA_KANEwhen it's comin' from the leftWed Apr 02 1997 14:546
|  i watched my roommate/landlord clear the driveway with his bobcat.  that
|  was a beautiful thing, too.
    
    Do I hear some "Tim-the-toolman" grunts of envy from a few 'boxers?
    
    								-mr. bill
12.22782WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjWed Apr 02 1997 14:542
    TTHT: nntpd is unreachable, and now that Matt's gone I don't know who
    to contact.
12.22783save your money...GAAS::BRAUCHERAnd nothing else mattersWed Apr 02 1997 14:566
  Nah.  In my fifties, I've discovered it's better to lie around and
 eat fatty foods all year, then once in April, rush frantically out
 and speed shovel two feet of wet snow.

  bb
12.22784CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsWed Apr 02 1997 14:594
    Oops.  Wrong note.  Yep, they are the bee knees.  Ball bearings.
    everythings ball bearings these days.  
    
    I will also confess to having Bobcat envy.  Ungh ungh ungh.
12.22785PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Apr 02 1997 15:047
  .22784  i was envious myself.  i always want to try that bobcat
	  out, 'cuz it looks like fun, but he won't let me.  8-<
	  he's even meaner to me than mr. bill is.



12.22786NETRIX::&quot;walters@ddraig.zk3.dec.com&quot;Wed Apr 02 1997 15:0417
At times like this, us Jeep owners are supposed to
say things like; "Oh, there was snow"?  Lucky for
you lot that I'm not that pretenshus.*

C.


* I am really.







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12.22787WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjWed Apr 02 1997 15:063
    >	  he's even meaner to me than mr. bill is.
    
    Does he give you the attitude, too?
12.22788LANDO::OLIVER_Bgonna have to eventually anywayWed Apr 02 1997 15:114
    .22785
    
    what a meany!  at least mr bill only gets mean
    when he's cornered!
12.22789ACISS1::BATTISFerzie fanWed Apr 02 1997 15:143
    
    that i too, can't enjoy the monsterous snowfall you all got. i mean,
    i've been practicing my testosterone grunting all week.
12.22790WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjWed Apr 02 1997 15:161
    And lord knows you need it.
12.22791LANDO::OLIVER_Bgonna have to eventually anywayWed Apr 02 1997 15:171
    monstrous
12.22792ASIC::RANDOLPHTom R. N1OOQWed Apr 02 1997 15:3910
Neon says "check engine".

The codes it blinks at me are:

12 Direct battery input to PCM was disconnected within the last 50 key-on
   cycles
           
21 02s sensor problem (oxygen sensor), upstream or down stream

It runs fine, so far.
12.22793ACISS1::BATTISFerzie fanWed Apr 02 1997 15:492
    
    our stock is at 25 3/4. can you say, hurting computer company.
12.22794to our doomNETRIX::&quot;walters@ddraig.zk3.dec.com&quot;Wed Apr 02 1997 16:005
hurtling would be more appropriate.


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12.22795SUBSYS::NEUMYERHere's your signWed Apr 02 1997 16:014
    
    Or hurling....
    
    ed
12.22796The generic name is "skid steer loader"PERFOM::LICEA_KANEwhen it's comin' from the leftWed Apr 02 1997 16:0610
| .22784  i was envious myself.  i always want to try that bobcat
| 	  out, 'cuz it looks like fun, but he won't let me.  8-<
    
    I'm amazed that Bobcat racing hasn't hit "The Deuce."  (I just don't
    get this pickup truck racing or the 18-wheeler-minus-8-wheels racing.)
    
    (There was a Bobcat at the Children's Museum in Boston.  I doubt if I'm
    the *only* adult who ever climbed in it.)
    
    								-mr. bill
12.22797ACISS1::BATTISFerzie fanWed Apr 02 1997 16:123
    
    The stock quote function from the net blows chunks. no dow numbers, 
    no price changes for the day. give me vtx stock or die.
12.22798PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Apr 02 1997 16:169
>              <<< Note 12.22797 by ACISS1::BATTIS "Ferzie fan" >>>

> give me vtx stock or die.

	this is troublesome.
	shouldn't it be "give me vtx stock or give me death"?
	or just "vtx stock or die"?

12.22799POWDML::HANGGELIBecause I Can.Wed Apr 02 1997 16:243
    
    Mark, you don't like PointCast?
    
12.22800BOOKIE::KELLERSorry, temporal prime directiveWed Apr 02 1997 16:3517
    >             <<< Note 12.22792 by ASIC::RANDOLPH "Tom R. N1OOQ" >>>Neon
    >says "check engine".The codes it blinks at me are:12 Direct battery
    >input to PCM was disconnected within the last 50 key-on   cycles          
    >21 02s sensor problem (oxygen sensor), upstream or down stream
    
    12 comes on everytime you run a ecm diagnostic.  It is just telling you
    that your vehicle (or neon:-)) isn't turned on.
    
    21: O2 sensors are very easy and inexpensive to replace.  If you
    replace it and then within the next 2000 miles get the code again you
    may have another problem (i.e. clogged catalytic converter, bad head
    gasket, etc...)
    
    Remember to disconnect you battery for 3+ seconds, after changing the O2
    sensor, to reset the ECM module
    
    --Geoff
12.22801ACISS1::BATTISFerzie fanWed Apr 02 1997 16:364
    
    I'm looking at stock master. it's the one from our internal web page.
    Is there a better one out there? It does give me quotes for other
    companies though.
12.22802POWDML::HANGGELIBecause I Can.Wed Apr 02 1997 16:414
    
    Oh, that's nice!  I don't think Pointcast is any better.  Thanks for
    pointing me towards this one.
    
12.22803ACISS1::BATTISFerzie fanWed Apr 02 1997 16:433
    
    <---- Exxon is down 1 3/4 today. DEC is going for an all time low.
    I think they will succeed. Is it possible for DEC to owe us stock? :-)
12.22804ACISS2::LEECHTerminal PhilosophyWed Apr 02 1997 16:457
    You can customize Pointcast [www.pointcast.com, I believe] to give you
    whatever stock quotes you like, plus sports scores of your choice
    (amung a variety of other things).  You can also set it to update itself 
    whenever is convenient for you (I have mine updating when I'm not at my 
    desk - at lunch and at night).
    
    Try it out, it's pretty cool, actually.
12.22805ACISS1::BATTISFerzie fanWed Apr 02 1997 16:482
    
    thanks steve. at least you were helpful.
12.22806AnnetteAPACHE::KEITHDr. DeuceWed Apr 02 1997 16:496
    Seeing Biography on A&E last night about Annette Funa*. She has MS pretty
    bad now.
    
    She was every boys idol in the 50's and early 60's
    
    Steve
12.22807WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjWed Apr 02 1997 17:041
    Funicello?
12.22808POWDML::HANGGELIBecause I Can.Wed Apr 02 1997 17:063
    
    Funiculi, Funicula.
    
12.22809ACISS1::BATTISFerzie fanWed Apr 02 1997 17:072
    
    <--- she prefers the trumpet, i believe.
12.22810ASIC::RANDOLPHTom R. N1OOQWed Apr 02 1997 17:215
>    <<< Note 12.22800 by BOOKIE::KELLER "Sorry, temporal prime directive" >>>

Thanks!
The O2 problem was pretty obvious, it was the other one I couldn't figure
out...
12.22811DEVO::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Wed Apr 02 1997 20:4510
    
    
    	TTHT   the jeweler who created my engagement ring has left
    		the jewelry store he was at and no one knows where
    		he went, if anywhere!  I have a call in to him at
    		home..... if he's not working anywhere else, I don't
    		know what I'm gonna do!  (The wax cast for my ring is
    		probably still at the other store, but I know we won't
    		get as good a deal on our wedding bands without Jonathan 
    		being there)  sigh.
12.22812CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayWed Apr 02 1997 20:483

 Well, if he left, he had to go *somewhere*
12.22813SMARTT::JENNISONAnd baby makes fiveWed Apr 02 1997 20:514
    
    	That's our Jim, aka, mr. helpful!
    
    
12.22814CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayWed Apr 02 1997 20:513

  I aim to please!
12.22815PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Apr 02 1997 20:524
  have you looked behind Hale-Bopp, Jude?


12.22816LANDO::OLIVER_Bgonna have to eventually anywayWed Apr 02 1997 21:372
    hale bopperoonie was awesome last night.
    what a tail.
12.22817CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayThu Apr 03 1997 02:374


 was also pretty good tonight.
12.22818CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsThu Apr 03 1997 13:063
    Yup, through binocs it was pretty darn good even with the light
    pollution from the 14 bazillion watts of street lights in the parking
    lot.  Much better than Hiyak, Hyaku, Highyachk, the one last year.
12.22819ASIC::RANDOLPHTom R. N1OOQThu Apr 03 1997 13:092
12.22820BULEAN::BANKSSaturn SapThu Apr 03 1997 13:124
Let's do the Hale-Bopp again!
Let's do the Hale-Bopp again!

It's just a jump to the left.
12.22821re .-1 & .+1COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertThu Apr 03 1997 13:131
Voyeuristic intention.
12.22822ACISS1::SCHELTERThu Apr 03 1997 13:136
    And then a step to the right.
    
    
    
    Mike
    
12.22823CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayThu Apr 03 1997 13:1514

 Hey..didn't Danny and the Juniors have that big hit back in the 50's..let's
 go to Hale-Bopp?

 "Let's go to Hale-Bopp
  let's go to Hale-Bopp (oh baby)
  let's go to Hale-Bopp (oh baby)
  let's go to Hale-Bopp
  C'mon, let's go to Hale-Bopp"



 hmmm..maybe that song was a signal for the coming of the H-B 39
12.22824BARSTR::JANDROWThu Apr 03 1997 13:156
    
    TTH:  househunting.  do we buy now, when we can't afford as much or do
    we wait til it's closer to the wedding and we'll be able to spend
    more?? do i spend the next year alone and another crappy winter in my
    current apartment or do we buy the first house we can afford???  i hate
    this.  i really do.
12.22825PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BThu Apr 03 1997 13:187
>                    <<< Note 12.22824 by BARSTR::JANDROW >>>

  Have you thought about just getting a nicer apartment together
  for a while?  Was that not an option?


12.22826DEVO::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Thu Apr 03 1997 13:197
    
    
    	Locking myself out of the house yesterday.  Shane was in 
    	Worcester.  Stayed at a friend's house till he got home.
    	Leaving the house this morning and notice that the sliding
    	glass door had been unlocked all along!!
    
12.22827CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsThu Apr 03 1997 13:195
    Raq, it's never a good idea to jump into buying a house. Well, rarely a
    good idea.  Real estate prices are relatively stable now and though
    there is going to be a rise in interest rate in the short term, it
    won't be huge.  Just a nudge to slow things down a bit.  Don't rush it. 
    There will ba a house for you when you are ready to buy one.  
12.22828ACISS1::BATTISFerzie fanThu Apr 03 1997 13:203
    
    move in together to save money now. that will be $10. i think i've
    found my true talent.
12.22829CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsThu Apr 03 1997 13:252
    Mark, I cannot believe you would suggest such a morally reprehensible
    thing.  Melrose Placemat has warped your sense of propriety.  
12.22830ACISS1::BATTISFerzie fanThu Apr 03 1997 13:284
    
    brian, i have the morals of a snake. it's not really surprising,
    besides she asked, and i gave my opinion. what she chooses to do is up
    to her.
12.22831LANDO::OLIVER_Bgonna have to eventually anywayThu Apr 03 1997 13:341
    why do snakes always get a bum rap?
12.22832BULEAN::BANKSSaturn SapThu Apr 03 1997 13:351
Do snakes have bums?
12.22833ACISS1::BATTISFerzie fanThu Apr 03 1997 13:363
    
    oph, snakes are cold blooded reptiles, that's why. I am too, come to
    think of it.
12.22834CSC32::M_EVANSbe the villageThu Apr 03 1997 13:5611
    Raq,
    
    Take your time on the house.  It takes a bit to find one with the right
    "fit" and even then you will be working on it the rest of your time in
    it, much like a marriage.  
    
    This is one reason Frank and I waited to get legal until we had been
    through  several remodeling projects.  If you can surviv a money pit,
    you can survive almost anything.  
    
    meg
12.22835NETRIX::&quot;walters@ddraig.zk3.dec.com&quot;Thu Apr 03 1997 14:127
.22832

No.  There is no snake welfare program and they must all be gainfully
     employed.

\
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12.22836ASIC::RANDOLPHTom R. N1OOQThu Apr 03 1997 15:322
A certain Dilbert strip, which I didn't really understand at first glance,
became all too real today.
12.22837PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BThu Apr 03 1997 15:336
>             <<< Note 12.22836 by ASIC::RANDOLPH "Tom R. N1OOQ" >>>

 keep us in suspense, will ya...


12.22838ASIC::RANDOLPHTom R. N1OOQThu Apr 03 1997 15:353
>  keep us in suspense, will ya...

"Work like a frightened idiot."
12.22839BARSTR::JANDROWThu Apr 03 1997 16:4712
    >> Have you thought about just getting a nicer apartment together
    >> for a while?  Was that not an option?
    
    thought about it.  but right now, i pay pretty cheap rent.  the point
    of us moving in together before the house would be to save money.  a
    nicer apartment no doubt brings higher rent, and even when split, not
    as much money would be saved.  besides that, neither one of us would
    like to move twice in one year.  not that i haven't done it, it's just
    not fun...
    
    
    
12.22840ABACUS::CURRANThu Apr 03 1997 17:579
    ttht
    
    
    still no luck finding a new place to live. Not only is the due date
    creeping closer with every pelvic ache and water retained pain, but the
    end of the month is drawing closer and closer with only soar fingers
    from both of us from dialing so much and one tired husband from going
    to look at so many places. This is the pits.....
    
12.22841SMARTT::JENNISONAnd baby makes fiveThu Apr 03 1997 18:309
    
    	raq, trust me, getting married is stressful enough.
    
    	You don't need to add the stress of buying a house.
    
    	As for the other suggestion - feh.  That'd be even
    	*more* stressful!
    
    
12.22842The marvels of modern genetic engineering!COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertThu Apr 03 1997 19:015
>soar fingers

Cool!  You can fly?

/john
12.22843DEVO::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Thu Apr 03 1997 19:506
    
    
    	argh!  I hate it when people call from outside Digital,
    	into my direct line, and then hang up before saying a 
    	word!  grumble............
    
12.22844ACISS1::BATTISFerzie fanThu Apr 03 1997 19:539
    
    that's nothing. i got back from lunch and my voicemail was blinking.
    an outside call that went like this.
    
    "Mark?"
    
    end of mailbox.
    
    at least the caller was female.
12.22845Mark Mark Mark!COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertThu Apr 03 1997 20:045
>    at least the caller was female.

Of the canine persuasion, with a harelip?

/john
12.22846ACISS1::BATTISFerzie fanThu Apr 03 1997 20:083
    
    /john, you surprise me. that sounded like something the doctah would
    say. i have lost all respect for you now.
12.22847BUSY::SLABGood Heavens,Commander,what DID you do?Thu Apr 03 1997 20:198
    
    	RE: .22843
    
    	Yeah, that's much more annoyinger than when people do it from in-
    	side Digital.
    
    	Apparently.
    
12.22848DEVO::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Thu Apr 03 1997 20:568
    
    
    	Yes, because with the type of phone I have, if it's it's from
    	within ZKO, their phone number comes up..... if it's from within
    	Digital, I at least get an idea from where they're calling 
    	(Marlboro, Acton, etc).  I have a little window that tells
    	me.
    
12.22849COOL!PHXSS1::HEISERMaranatha!Thu Apr 03 1997 21:051
    I wish my office had a window like that.
12.22850BUSY::SLABGot into a war with reality ...Thu Apr 03 1997 21:083
    
    	The view from there must be amazing.
    
12.22851BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Thu Apr 03 1997 22:3113

	Walking back from the gym this morning I twisted my ankle due to black
ice. I already had a docs appointment for my wrist and elbow, so I just added
the ankle to the list.

	The good news was it is just a little sprained, the wrist isn't carple
tunnel (sp?) and the hyper-extended elbow I got blocking a shot in basketball
should be ok, but may need therapy (on the elbow). 



Glen
12.22852timing is everything .....BRITE::FYFEUse it up, wear it out, make it do, or do without.Fri Apr 04 1997 00:246
    
    Receiving a moving violation from one of Hudsons finest ....
    
    and knowing it was my own damn fault (this time).
    
    Doug..
12.22853BUSY::SLABGrandchildren of the DamnedFri Apr 04 1997 01:113
    
    	Did you get caught in a No Moving zone or something?
    
12.22854POWDML::HANGGELIBecause I Can.Fri Apr 04 1997 01:333
    
    No parking on the dance floor, baby.
    
12.22855WMOIS::GIROUARD_CFri Apr 04 1997 11:311
    Glen, your sprained ankle IS NOT about race!
12.22856BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Fri Apr 04 1997 12:007
| <<< Note 12.22855 by WMOIS::GIROUARD_C >>>

| Glen, your sprained ankle IS NOT about race!

	In a way it is... this van was signalling me to pass by as there wasn't
enough room for the van and me. Slab could have gotten by. :-) So it was a race
against time!
12.22857WMOIS::GIROUARD_CFri Apr 04 1997 12:161
    -1 :-)
12.22858SMARTT::JENNISONAnd baby makes fiveFri Apr 04 1997 13:147
    
    	re .22848
    
    	The folks here that have caller id are confused when I
    	call.  The HLO database still shows my maiden name ;-)
    
    
12.22859PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BFri Apr 04 1997 13:405
   when a fix works and i don't know why it works.



12.22860POWDML::HANGGELIBecause I Can.Sun Apr 06 1997 07:235
    
    Thank goodness it's gone 2:00 so I can set my clock forward and go to
    bed.  Why don't they schedule the time change for some time when normal
    people are still up?
    
12.22861SALEM::DODASix six four, Satan's next door neighborSun Apr 06 1997 15:572
  Define "normal".

12.22862POWDML::HANGGELIBecause I Can.Sun Apr 06 1997 16:205
    
    'free from mental disorder'.
    
    ...uh-oh.
    
12.22863BARSTR::JANDROWMon Apr 07 1997 12:3811
    
    tthfriday:  got home friday nite to a message on my machine from the
    inn at which i had booked a weekend.  seems the guy made a mistake. the
    room i reserved wasn't really available and they didnt' have any other
    rooms that were acceptable.  so, for 2 hours friday nite, i surfed the
    web, unsuccessfully looking for a place to go that had the
    accommodations wanted.  sometime late saturday afternoon, we managed to
    find a place, tho it's more expensive.  and to boot, maine also
    celebrated patriot's day, and i got stuck with the holiday rates...
    
      
12.22864DEVO::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Mon Apr 07 1997 13:485
    
    
    	So send a bill of the $$ difference to the jerk who screwed
    	up your other "reservations".  =)
    
12.22865CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsMon Apr 07 1997 14:594
    TTHY: A diagnosis of rotator cuff tendonitis.  After describing the
    dislocated shoulder from mountain biking last summer and the finish
    area crash the first week of racing this past winter that was the
    conclusion.  A prescribed series of exercises may help.  
12.22866WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjMon Apr 07 1997 15:001
    Did he give you any anti-inflammatories? I found that they helped.
12.22867ACISS2::LEECHTerminal PhilosophyMon Apr 07 1997 15:046
    TTH:  Stupid leg won't heal...  I may have to amputate... that'll fix
    it!  
    
    Muscle/tendon injuries can be a REAL pain in the behind (and in my
    case, this is a literal statement).  After a few months, though, you'd
    think I'd at least start to notice some improvement.  Grr...
12.22868BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Mon Apr 07 1997 15:205
| <<< Note 12.22866 by WAHOO::LEVESQUE "Spott Itj" >>>

| Did he give you any anti-inflammatories? 

	He got the box babes to sing to him to cure his pain? 
12.22869BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Mon Apr 07 1997 16:5414


	So right now I still don't have the pc up and running so I can use it.
It's becoming a joke. Then they want to install excursion instead of something
useful like kea. I have to fill out paperwork for that to happen. That and wait
a couple of weeks. I think what I will do is download it from the disks I have
at home. Why they have to download something that is a waste when they have the
disks to download what is needed is beyond me. Especially when I am using kea
to write this from my old pc. Grrrr...... 



Glen
12.22870SALEM::DODAIf I were to ask, which I'm not...Mon Apr 07 1997 17:555
Paying for my Red Sox season tickets.

$42/pair this year!

Have a list of available games. Drop me a line if interested.
12.22871POWDML::HANGGELIElvis Needs BoatsMon Apr 07 1997 18:018
    
    
    
    -->  ___________________________________________________
    
    ?
    
    
12.22872ASGMKA::MARTINConcerto in 66 MovementsMon Apr 07 1997 18:071
    Do I have the word "Succour" written on my forehead?
12.22873BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Mon Apr 07 1997 19:381
	Just 3 letters, jack.
12.22874BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Mon Apr 07 1997 19:4011

	They still haven't gotten my pc up and running. This really blows. From
Saturday to Tuesday now..... and what the laugher was is when the supervisor
told me that the person doing the install didn't have the proper directions.
Yet what he didn't know was the guy already told me he did a bunch of installs
over the weekend using the same directions. Hmmmm......



Glen
12.22875BARSTR::JANDROWMon Apr 07 1997 19:529
    
    tth:  some bonehead left an open container of toner in a bag in a box
    with a bunch of unopened containers of toner.  guess which container i
    picked up...toner all over the floor, table, my pants (off-white, no
    less), my boots...
    
    will toner wash out in cold water???
    
    
12.22876EVMS::MORONEYHit &lt;CTRL&gt;&lt;ALT&gt;&lt;DEL&gt; to continue -&gt;Mon Apr 07 1997 20:051
I thought you liked wearing blaq things!
12.22877BUSY::SLABBeing weird isn't enoughMon Apr 07 1997 20:198
    
    	RE: .22860
    
    	Deb, normal people usually wait until later in the morning to
    	change the clocks.
    
    	So do I, as a matter of fact.
    	
12.22878SMARTT::JENNISONAnd baby makes fiveMon Apr 07 1997 20:305
    
    	Actually, normal people set them before going to sleep at
    	night.
    
    
12.22879BUSY::SLABBeing weird isn't enoughMon Apr 07 1997 20:313
    
    	Yeah, that works also.
    
12.22880CSC32::M_EVANSbe the villageMon Apr 07 1997 20:336
    ythat is scary.  No one has ever considered me normal and I set the
    clocks the night before, with the exception of the pager and the uwave
    (couldn't find the fortran(sic) manual for the stupid thing, and didn't
    need the pager until this morning.  
    
    meg
12.22881ACISS1::SCHELTERMon Apr 07 1997 20:517
    Raq, use cold water. Hot water will melt the toner, and you'll
    never get it out.
    
    
	
    Mike
    
12.22882DEVO::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Mon Apr 07 1997 20:5111
    
    
    	Raq,
    
    	I've been told it's difficult to get toner out of ANYTHING!
    	I'd say first post a note in womannotes or something.....
    	they've usually got some handy tips.  Or, take it to a professional
    	cleaner.
    
    	Good luck.  =(
    
12.22883SMARTT::JENNISONAnd baby makes fiveMon Apr 07 1997 20:5312
    
    	uh-oh...
    
    	I got toner all over my white shirt on Saturday, and just
    	tossed it in the hamper when I got home.
    
    	Yesterday, my husband informed me he'd done all the laundry.
    
    	I didn't think to check it that shirt.
    
    	:-/
    
12.22884BARSTR::JANDROWTue Apr 08 1997 12:5012
    
    well, i knew not to use hot water.  and i never was anything in hot
    water, except maybe the towels (don't have to worry about the towels
    shrinking).  i spent about 15 minutes scrubbing the areas with "quick
    'n brite" (cleaner i bought at a home show).  seem to lessen the stain,
    but didn't clean it right out.  i washed just the pants and soq last
    nite and checked it this morning and most of it was gone!  i was so
    excited.  so, i scrubbed some more qnb into the remaining spots and
    it's soaking right now in the washing machine.  here's to hoping that
    it'll all wash out this time...
    
    
12.22885CSC32::M_EVANSbe the villageTue Apr 08 1997 12:566
    Um Raq?
    
    heloise says never to soak stuff more than 10 minutes, or the dirt
    starts to soak back into the fabric.  
    
    meg
12.22886BARSTR::JANDROWTue Apr 08 1997 13:017
    
    oh well...what do i have to lose??  the pants are all but ruined,
    anyway.
    
    (and who says heloise knows everything, anyway???)
    
    
12.22887ACISS1::BATTISFerzie fanTue Apr 08 1997 13:102
    
    chest x-rays.
12.22888BULEAN::BANKSSaturn SapTue Apr 08 1997 13:126
    Bleah.
    
    At least it doesn't involve having your chest crushed.  Oh, I guess you
    don't have to worry about that.
    
    (Positive TB test?  Worse?)
12.22889ACISS1::BATTISFerzie fanTue Apr 08 1997 13:162
    
    far worse.
12.22890BULEAN::BANKSSaturn SapTue Apr 08 1997 13:181
    I am seriously sorry to hear (read) that.
12.22891where's that file? oh, $%^&!WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjTue Apr 08 1997 13:232
    Discovering that there were data casualties from the unexpected reboot
    of my machine this weekend.
12.22892CSC32::M_EVANSbe the villageTue Apr 08 1997 13:265
    Battis I will hold a good thought for you.  now if this gets cleared
    up, I expect you will be eating a big servieng of veggies and fruits
    along with your cheesburgers.
    
    meg
12.22893%^>BARSTR::JANDROWTue Apr 08 1997 15:187
    
    waitaminnit...you can't send him good thoughts yet!  you don't know
    what's wrong.  "far worse" coming from a guy who is afraid of a dental
    cleaning could mean anything!!!
    
    
    
12.22894a few choice words come to mindKERNEL::FREKESLike a thief in the nightTue Apr 08 1997 17:4411
    TTHT
    
    Number 1 my list today are DTS, in Ireland. Logging a call without, and
    placing it in my que without bothering to put a name of the caller.
    
    When I asked him what the customers name was, "Oh, I forgot to ask him
    that!"
    
    AARGH!!
    
    steven
12.22895POWDML::HANGGELIElvis Needs BoatsThu Apr 10 1997 11:508
    
    Aaaagh!
    
    Everything I did yesterday on the budget disappeared ...somewhere.  The
    file is there, but empty.
    
    Excuse me while I practice self-defenestration.
    
12.22896ACISS1::BATTISFerzie fanThu Apr 10 1997 12:485
    
    Somehow, I did something dumb in AOL last night. I'm getting some type
    of error message regarding my modem numbers. I re-edited my home
    location with the proper numbers. Clicked on Save. Viola. go to sign
    on, and the damn numbers disappear. What the heck is going on?
12.22897POWDML::HANGGELIElvis Needs BoatsThu Apr 10 1997 13:003
    
    They're just stringing you along.
    
12.22898ACISS1::BATTISFerzie fanThu Apr 10 1997 13:122
    
    well then, i may ust have to cut the cord.
12.22899BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Thu Apr 10 1997 13:373

	It's their new way of not having busy signals. 
12.22900BULEAN::BANKSSaturn SapThu Apr 10 1997 13:403
    Going off the air now...
    
    Maybe be back next week.
12.22901DEVO::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Thu Apr 10 1997 14:036
    
    
    
    			everything.  I'm just not having a good
    			week at all.
    
12.22902BULEAN::BANKSSaturn SapThu Apr 10 1997 14:245
TTHT:

Having to sit around on my bum, all de-cabled and packed up, waiting for
something to happen.  Fortunately, I found one remaining working terminal
in someone else's office.
12.22903CSC32::M_EVANSbe the villageThu Apr 10 1997 14:284
    Hope to hear from you next week Dawn.  Send e-mail if not.  Give Steph
    a hello from me if you see this.
    
    meg
12.22904WMOIS::GIROUARD_CThu Apr 10 1997 15:492
    sheesh, you have your own bum? you must be making some pretty good
    quid!
12.22905BARSTR::JANDROWThu Apr 10 1997 16:264
    tth: being taken for granted.  it doesn't happen very often, but when
    it does (and it's usually over the same frigg'n issue), it's
    bothersome....
    
12.22906LANDO::OLIVER_Bgonna have to eventually anywayThu Apr 10 1997 19:032
    
    	self-promoting behavior that never quits.
12.22907BARSTR::JANDROWThu Apr 10 1997 19:114
    
    sorry, oph, but if i don't promote me, no one is...
    
    
12.22908LANDO::OLIVER_Bgonna have to eventually anywayThu Apr 10 1997 19:191
    raqqy, i wasn't referring to you, believe me.
12.22909BARSTR::JANDROWThu Apr 10 1997 19:505
    
    solly....i fergot my "%^>"
    
    %^>
    
12.22910BOOKIE::KELLERSorry, temporal prime directiveFri Apr 11 1997 17:427
    >  Somehow, I did something dumb in AOL last night. I'm getting some
    >type    of error message regarding my modem numbers. I re-edited my
    >home    location with the proper numbers. Clicked on Save. Viola. go to
    >sign    on, and the damn numbers disappear. What the heck is going on?
    
    It's AOL (The Macintosh of the internet) you aren't allowed to make
    changes it just works :-|
12.22911NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Fri Apr 11 1997 17:574
>                                      Clicked on Save. Viola. go to sign
>    on, and the damn numbers disappear.

That's what you get for fiddling around.
12.22912ACISS1::BATTISFerzie fanFri Apr 11 1997 17:593
    
    nah. tech dude said it was a corrupt democrat in my PC. said to chant
    Newts name a few times, and that should clear it up.
12.22913CSC32::M_EVANSbe the villageFri Apr 11 1997 18:216
    Won't work Battis,
    
    first you have to find an uncorrupted Republican, about as likely as a
    lawyer in heaven.  
    
    meg
12.22914BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Fri Apr 11 1997 19:243

	Meg, I think Ben Matlock will be going to heaven when he dies.
12.22915CSC32::M_EVANSbe the villageFri Apr 11 1997 19:275
    Glen
    
    Ben Matlock isn't a lawyer, he just plays one on tv./
    
    meg
12.22916BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Fri Apr 11 1997 19:362
yeah....right. Next thing you will say is there is no Santa Claus or Easter
Bunny.
12.22917LANDO::OLIVER_Bgonna have to eventually anywayFri Apr 11 1997 19:381
    show me the bunny!
12.22918ACISS1::BATTISFerzie fanFri Apr 11 1997 19:414
    
    .22917
    
    you've been waiting all day to say that.
12.22919LANDO::OLIVER_Bgonna have to eventually anywayFri Apr 11 1997 19:421
    i was hopping to.
12.22920ACISS1::BATTISFerzie fanFri Apr 11 1997 19:452
    
    and hare i was going to try and help you out.
12.22921LANDO::OLIVER_Bgonna have to eventually anywayFri Apr 11 1997 19:501
    silly wabbit.
12.22922SCASS1::BARBER_APsychobilly FreakoutFri Apr 11 1997 20:002
    TTHT: having to dole out almost $700 by this time next week for backing
    into a lady in a Burger King parking lot Saturday.  Oopsie.
12.22923nnttmGAAS::BRAUCHERAnd nothing else mattersFri Apr 11 1997 20:064
  It helps if you drive through Burger King in a forward gear.

  bb
12.22924ACISS1::BATTISFerzie fanFri Apr 11 1997 20:173
    
    i guess 'pril is going to be to poor to be eating at Burger King in the
    near future.
12.22925BUSY::SLABAntisocialFri Apr 11 1997 22:355
    
    	RE: .22922
    
    	How's your car?
    
12.22926SCASS1::BARBER_APsychobilly FreakoutSun Apr 13 1997 06:591
    -1 No dent, no scratch.  I wasn't going very fast, luckily.
12.22927BUSY::SLABWanted: a life. Will pay top dollar.Sun Apr 13 1997 07:1012
    
    	Good to hear.
    
    	But I probably should have asked you if you were hurt before I
    	started to worry about the car.
    
    	I mean, sure, you and the car have such nice bodies that it'd
    	be a shame to see them damaged, but I can guess which would give
    	a better ride.
    
    	8^)
    
12.22928SCASS1::BARBER_APsychobilly FreakoutSun Apr 13 1997 23:521
    =8o
12.22929WMOIS::GIROUARD_CMon Apr 14 1997 10:323
    the television coverage of the Masters this past Sunday. 
    
    pathetic at best.
12.22930BARSTR::JANDROWMon Apr 14 1997 13:095
    
    i never did like the way they cover golf games.  and it was obvious
    tiger was going to win, couldn't they have shown some other players??
    
    
12.22931ALPHAZ::HARNEYJohn A HarneyMon Apr 14 1997 13:1811
re: .22930

What, would you have them video the horse that stays in the gate?  Or
the last car at Indy?

This guy's breaking five or six records and you want them to televise
some duffer at +1, fer cryin' out loud.

Find something real to complain about, will ya?

\john
12.22932F- for effort...WMOIS::GIROUARD_CMon Apr 14 1997 13:2013
    Tiger could have walked off the course at the 12th and felt
    comfortable.
    
    i've watched hundereds of tournaments on tv and all of them, regardless
    of the stature or seniors (even collegiate), this was very poorly done.
    
    i would have rather watched Crenshaw (who finished 14+) putt than
    listen to Nanzte wax nostalgic in the Butler House (i didn't even see
    one butler - which would have made it more interesting). 
    
    not only did they come in on the 4th hole, but we got to see 3-4 shots
    in the first 15 minutes. there were more than enough players left in
    the field for them to have provided much more actual play. 
12.22933I liked itSHRCTR::PJOHNSONVaya con huevos.Mon Apr 14 1997 13:236
Well, we don't watch a lot of golf, and we enjoyed watching for the
last 3 or so holes. I'm sure he's doing a lot for the game.

BTW, what happened with his drive on the 18th?

Pete
12.22934CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsMon Apr 14 1997 13:2410
    They usually cover the top four because that's where all the action is. 
    There is a lot of great golf going on elsewhere as well as some good
    drama where some unfortunate tanks the tourney on a really bad hole. 
    The Masters was full of such turn arounds this year but you will never
    see most of it because the cameras focus on the leaders pretty much
    exclusively.  I only saw part of the end and caught Tiger's last drive
    which he biffed pretty badly apparently due to some disturbance behind
    him.  Saturday's coverage wasn't too bad.  
    
    Brian
12.22935WMOIS::GIROUARD_CMon Apr 14 1997 13:249
    John, did you actually watch it. they didn't even provide good coverage
    of Tiger's round. 
    
    one minute he's approaching the tee, the next he's lining up for is
    second shot. what was put in there? i can't remember, but it wasn't
    anything to do with day's play.
    
    all i can do is comment from a viewer of the program and a novice
    duffer. imo, it was terrible.
12.22936WMOIS::GIROUARD_CMon Apr 14 1997 13:287
    yup Brian, Saturday's was much better.
    
    there was some noise from the gallery. he immediately turned back and
    said "please!" to whoever. 
    
    on a more amusing note, it's nice to see that the existing population
    of class-impaired sports fans provide equal time at golf events.
12.22937CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsMon Apr 14 1997 13:455
    This year's Masters was full of highs and lows.  The rock solid play
    that Tiger provided really distinguishes himself from the rest of the
    field.  He is so steady.  The real story was for the other money
    places.  Kite was a ways back after the second day but came out to win
    second place.  The fight for second was pretty fierce.  
12.22938CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsMon Apr 14 1997 13:5617
    TTHTWE: 
    
    Finding out one of the people I skied with this year has been in the
    hospital due to a freak skiing accident.  He was working on a course at
    Stratton Mt. when he shattered his leg.  Apparently he was sliding
    sideways and hit a rut squarely.  His leg must have been at just the 
    right angle because his femur rammed the top of his tibia and split it 
    lengthwise like a a piece of seasoned oak.  6 hours of surgery and the 
    distinct possibility that he was going to loose the leg completely.  
    Apparently he is recouperating okay but mentally he is pretty low.  We 
    can only speculate that he had a bundle of gates on his shoulder when it
    happened which adds another 100+ pounds.  His bindings apparently did
    not release either so he must have hit it just right.  A minimum of 6
    months of rehab and maybe he will be able to walk okay.  Skiing next
    year is out as is cycling or any other activity this Summer.  
    
    Brian
12.22939song of the soxGAAS::BRAUCHERAnd nothing else mattersMon Apr 14 1997 13:594
  The Bullpen sux.

   bb
12.22940ALPHAZ::HARNEYJohn A HarneyMon Apr 14 1997 14:0110
Yes, I did watch.

Yes, it could have been better.

No, it makes no sense to ignore the play of a -18 leader for any reason.

If there's a great play, then it can be filler while Tiger's scratching
an itch or something.

\john
12.22941Good for golfSUBSYS::NEUMYERHere's your signMon Apr 14 1997 14:117
    
    Yep, I really hate to watch golf but I sat and watched Tiger for about 
    four holes yesterday. He is just fun to watch. I believe he was putting
    for eagle on 13 and just left the ball on the rim. 
    
    ed
    
12.22942GOOEY::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Mon Apr 14 1997 14:326
    
    
    	Coming down with a cold....... go figure.  I just got back
    	on my exercise routine, have started to eat better, and taking
    	vitamin supplements....... and NOW I get a cold??!!
    
12.22943BARSTR::JANDROWMon Apr 14 1997 14:5711
    
    well, jj, let that be a lesson to ya!  :>
    
    
    >> Find something real to complain about, will ya?
    
    like your attitude, perhaps??  go back into you hole and leave the rest
    of us alone.  lord harney doesn't agree with you and you're the one
    with the problem...please.
    
    
12.22944POWDML::HANGGELIElvis Needs BoatsMon Apr 14 1997 14:583
    
    Er, if Harney goes away we all go away.  fyi, hth, ipa.
    
12.22945ASGMKA::MARTINConcerto in 66 MovementsMon Apr 14 1997 15:051
    Ohh...a cat fight....yeah!!1
12.22946BARSTR::JANDROWMon Apr 14 1997 15:051
    and that's a bad thing???
12.22947ASGMKA::MARTINConcerto in 66 MovementsMon Apr 14 1997 15:061
    No, that's a good thing!  I haven't seen one since high school!
12.22948BARSTR::JANDROWMon Apr 14 1997 15:064
    
    i was talking to debra...
    
    
12.22949ASGMKA::MARTINConcerto in 66 MovementsMon Apr 14 1997 15:071
    Ohh....sorry!
12.22950PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BMon Apr 14 1997 15:077
   .22943  tsk tsk.  that's no way to treat your host, Raq.
	   not to mention that John's notes are far more interesting
	   than most of the drivel in here.



12.22951ASGMKA::MARTINConcerto in 66 MovementsMon Apr 14 1997 15:093
    Which is surprising.  John usually has the Marie Antoinette syndrome. 
    He usually only shows up in his Superman outfit when some poor victim
    is being picked on.  
12.22952PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BMon Apr 14 1997 15:114
   .22951  nonsense, imo.


12.22953BARSTR::JANDROWMon Apr 14 1997 15:168
    
    can't pick on the host but he can pick on his guests.  how polite.
    
    
    anyway...i promise to hold my tongue...no one wants to upset johnny...
    
    
    
12.22954SMARTT::JENNISONAnd baby makes fiveMon Apr 14 1997 15:196
    
    	re .22950
    
    	Please tell me that reply was tongue-in-cheek.
    
    
12.22955ASGMKA::MARTINConcerto in 66 MovementsMon Apr 14 1997 15:2110
    Di:
    
    The majority of the time John responds in here has been in reply to the
    likes of myself...telling me how condescending and sanctimonious I am.  
    
    And since I am usually the meany in here who is supposedly devaluing
    everybody under the sun, I'm Pruneface and John is Superman with a big
    D on the front of his outfit!
    
    -Jack
12.22956ALPHAZ::HARNEYJohn A HarneyMon Apr 14 1997 15:219
re: .22951 (OJM)

    "Marie Antoinette syndrome?" 

    "Superman outfit?"

Oh Jack, you're SUCH an ass.

\john
12.22957ASGMKA::MARTINConcerto in 66 MovementsMon Apr 14 1997 15:211
    See!!!!  What did I tell ya!
12.22958PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BMon Apr 14 1997 15:245
	no, Karen, it was not tongue-in-cheek.

    

12.22959ALPHAZ::HARNEYJohn A HarneyMon Apr 14 1997 15:2515
re: .29943 (Raq)

    >> Find something real to complain about, will ya?
    
>    like your attitude, perhaps??  go back into you hole and leave the rest
>    of us alone.  lord harney doesn't agree with you and you're the one
>    with the problem...please.
    
Oh, come on.  "my attitude" is nothing real to complain about, either.

If my attitude and Masters TV coverage are the bad spots in your life,
then I say you complain way too much.  You disagree?  Fine.  I'm saying
it anyway.

\john
12.22960LANDO::OLIVER_Bgonna have to eventually anywayMon Apr 14 1997 15:283
    john neglects to tell us who his dream-boink is
    and whether or not he had sour cream on his baked
    potato on saturday night.  
12.22961;>PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BMon Apr 14 1997 15:294
  .22960  <guffaw>


12.22962ALPHAZ::HARNEYJohn A HarneyMon Apr 14 1997 15:2913
re: .22953 (Raq)
    
>    can't pick on the host but he can pick on his guests.  how polite.

>    anyway...i promise to hold my tongue...no one wants to upset johnny...
    
Who is being picked on??  YOU?  Oh good grief.  Your paper-thin skin
is showing.

And I think you'll find johnny's able to tolerate anything you're able
to think up.  Please don't hold back on my account.

\john
12.22964ACISS1::BATTISFerzie fanMon Apr 14 1997 15:343
    
    um, i didn't have sour cream on my baked potato on saturday, but i did
    on Friday. Is this a bad thing?
12.22965SMARTT::JENNISONAnd baby makes fiveMon Apr 14 1997 15:344
    
    	Well, it makes you uninteresting.
    
    
12.22966ASGMKA::MARTINConcerto in 66 MovementsMon Apr 14 1997 15:351
    Does anybody know what this fight is about?!
12.22967ACISS1::BATTISFerzie fanMon Apr 14 1997 15:365
    
    i was prerusing the church bulletin on Sunday whilst at church. It 
    appears our pastoral assistant had to write an article because for the
    last 4 weeks hosts were found in the planters outside of the church.
    I can't believe someone would actually do this. 
12.22968LANDO::OLIVER_Bgonna have to eventually anywayMon Apr 14 1997 15:483
    .22963
    
    with banality there's no way to go but up.
12.22969SCASS1::BARBER_APsychobilly FreakoutMon Apr 14 1997 15:491
    Good morning everyone!!
12.22970POWDML::HANGGELIElvis Needs BoatsMon Apr 14 1997 15:525
    
    Barely!
    
    8^)
    
12.22971WMOIS::GIROUARD_CMon Apr 14 1997 15:533
    what about the hostesses? 
    
    must be big planters.
12.22972BUSY::SLABA seemingly endless timeMon Apr 14 1997 15:547
    
    	Good morning, April.
    
    	You wouldn't believe what Battis has been saying about you.
    
    	8^)
    
12.22973ACISS1::BATTISFerzie fanMon Apr 14 1997 15:574
    
    .22972
    
    troublemaker.
12.22974ASGMKA::MARTINConcerto in 66 MovementsMon Apr 14 1997 16:042
    April...how can you good morning us!?  You are being abused and
    objectified in another string!!!
12.22975SCASS1::BARBER_APsychobilly FreakoutMon Apr 14 1997 16:083
    No fair!!  
    
    Come clean, Battis.
12.22976SCASS1::BARBER_APsychobilly FreakoutMon Apr 14 1997 16:122
    I found a freakin' door ding on my car this weekend the size of a
    silver dollar.  ARGH!!!  
12.22977ACISS1::BATTISFerzie fanMon Apr 14 1997 16:124
    
    .22975
    
    i was saying how pretty your eyes are. um, yeah that's it.
12.22978SCASS1::BARBER_APsychobilly FreakoutMon Apr 14 1997 16:133
    Likely story.  I see how you are now.
    
    8p
12.22979BUSY::SLABA swift kick in the butt - $1Mon Apr 14 1997 16:385
    
    	I'm just trying to get Battis in trouble.
    
    	Hopefully it's working.
    
12.22980BARSTR::JANDROWMon Apr 14 1997 16:4111
    > Who is being picked on??  YOU?  Oh good grief.  Your paper-thin skin
    > is showing.
    
    i was not referring to myself, thankyou.  it was a general statement. 
    just because someone doesn't agree with you, he or she is an idiot, and
    today, i was that idiot because i agreed with chip.  it was an opinion,
    nothing more.  you don't agree??  fine, you're entitled.  don't tell 
    me my opinion is wrong.
                     
    
    
12.22981BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Mon Apr 14 1997 16:414

	Getting email from my loser brother (not to be confused with my cool
brother)
12.22982BUSY::SLABA swift kick in the butt - $1Mon Apr 14 1997 16:503
    
    	He always spoke very highly of you, Glen.
    
12.22983WMOIS::GIROUARD_CMon Apr 14 1997 16:571
    -1 the cool brother?
12.22984WMOIS::GIROUARD_CMon Apr 14 1997 16:571
    ...and John? please leave Raq alone. thank you.
12.22985BUSY::SLABA swift kick in the butt - $1Mon Apr 14 1997 16:593
    
    	What a suck-up you are, Chip.
    
12.22986WMOIS::GIROUARD_CMon Apr 14 1997 17:001
   -1  ;-)
12.22987WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjMon Apr 14 1997 17:124
    >    can't pick on the host but he can pick on his guests.  how polite.
    
     I can't tell whether to cue the violins or perpare a shipment of cry
    towels...
12.22988ACISS1::BATTISFerzie fanMon Apr 14 1997 17:174
    
    prepare.
    
    you may thank me.
12.22989SCASS1::BARBER_APsychobilly FreakoutMon Apr 14 1997 17:213
    I'm sure that was a typo as opposed to a spelling mistake. 
    
    (same difference?)
12.22990ACISS1::BATTISFerzie fanMon Apr 14 1997 17:212
    
    look youse, i take them when i can get them.
12.22991BUSY::SLABA thousand pints of liteMon Apr 14 1997 17:386
    
    	RE: .22990
    
    	Are we still talking about spelling mistakes, Battis, or did you
    	change the subject mid-stream?
    
12.22992ACISS1::BATTISFerzie fanMon Apr 14 1997 17:442
    
    spelling. i caught the doctah in a mistake.
12.22993BUSY::SLABA thousand pints of liteMon Apr 14 1997 17:475
    
    	Just checking.
    
    	Nice job.
    
12.22994SCASS1::BARBER_APsychobilly FreakoutMon Apr 14 1997 17:481
    hahaha.  whoosh, fer sher.
12.22995ACISS1::BATTISFerzie fanMon Apr 14 1997 17:512
    
    look little missy.
12.22996WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjMon Apr 14 1997 17:535
    >spelling. i caught the doctah in a mistake.
    
     wicked slow link today. Found an extra word that I thought I'd deleted
    from the original when someone forwarded one of my notes to me, plus a
    couple of typos. IHWTH.
12.22997POLAR::RICHARDSONDare to bareMon Apr 14 1997 17:553
    Driving on Canadian roads again. I would trade in universal medicare
    for American quality highways any day. Americans are the best at road
    making.
12.22998ACISS1::BATTISFerzie fanMon Apr 14 1997 17:562
    
    Americans are the best at everything. but you knew that.
12.22999WMOIS::GIROUARD_CMon Apr 14 1997 17:591
    international incident coming up.
12.23000WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjMon Apr 14 1997 18:013
    >international incident coming up.
    
     Whaddaya mean?
12.23001WMOIS::GIROUARD_CMon Apr 14 1997 18:011
    didn't he just insult a Canadian?
12.23002SCASS1::BARBER_APsychobilly FreakoutMon Apr 14 1997 18:021
    .22998  I bet we're not the best at making Poutine.
12.23003WMOIS::GIROUARD_CMon Apr 14 1997 18:031
    or rapee for that matter... :-)
12.23004BUSY::SLABA thousand pints of liteMon Apr 14 1997 18:046
    
    	RE: .23001
    
    	If Canadians aren't used to being inferior to Americans by now then
    	they never will be.
    
12.23005CSC32::M_EVANSbe the villageMon Apr 14 1997 18:078
    Glenn,
    
    Come visit me in Colorado.  We have potholes that are close to if not
    Canadian sized, heaving pavement, alligator crazing, loose chunks of
    pavement that truck pick up and hurl at your windshield, and those are
    the good highways.  
    
    meg
12.23006POLAR::RICHARDSONDare to bareMon Apr 14 1997 18:231
    Canadians are the best at holes of potness. I'm certain of it.
12.23007BUSY::SLABAct like you own the companyMon Apr 14 1997 18:243
    
    	Have you gotten any better at poles of hotness?
    
12.23008POLAR::RICHARDSONDare to bareMon Apr 14 1997 18:271
    We can hold our own.
12.23009POWDML::HANGGELIElvis Needs BoatsMon Apr 14 1997 18:273
    
    That had to be a setup.
    
12.23010BUSY::SLABAct like you own the companyMon Apr 14 1997 18:297
    
    	Where have I heard that before?
    
    	8^)
    
    	Nope, Glenn IS that funny.  Natural talent.
    
12.23011Invigorating change of pace...GAAS::BRAUCHERAnd nothing else mattersMon Apr 14 1997 19:345
  Actually, I enjoy Leafie 3-lane roads, where you really ought to pay
 attention to those dashes and solid lines.

  bb
12.23012POLAR::RICHARDSONDare to bareMon Apr 14 1997 19:381
    Aha! Someone who crossed the border on I-89, I see.
12.23013WMOIS::GIROUARD_CTue Apr 15 1997 10:112
    annual physical this week. i wouldn't mind it so much if there was a
    dinner or a movie involved :-).
12.23014BUSY::SLABAnd when one of us is gone ...Tue Apr 15 1997 11:397
    
    	Here's hoping that the man with the rubber glove is surprisingly
    	gentle.
    
    	Just make sure that he IS wearing a rubber glove.  And if you feel
    	TWO hands on your shoulders, be very afraid.
    
12.23015WMOIS::GIROUARD_CTue Apr 15 1997 11:491
    thanks, Shawn. :-(
12.23016DEVO::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Tue Apr 15 1997 12:577
    
    
    
    	TTHT:   snow predicted for the weekend.  Nor'easter.  There's
    		a chance it could stay just rain but I ain't holding my
    		breath.
    
12.23017FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Tue Apr 15 1997 13:245
    
    
    	that's great! I was hoping for another storm. ;*)
    
    
12.23018POLAR::RICHARDSONDare to bareTue Apr 15 1997 14:171
    We need the snow.
12.23019BUSY::SLABAs you wishTue Apr 15 1997 14:433
    
    	Wouldn't want all those bags going to waste, eh?
    
12.23020SMARTT::JENNISONAnd baby makes fiveTue Apr 15 1997 15:2426
    
    	TTHT:
    
    	Last night, my husband reset the alarm to give us 15 minutes
    	extra sleep today, since we were going to a doctor's appointment
    	and had a little time to spare.  I got up when the alarm 
    	went off, jumped in the shower, dried off, and proceeded
    	to put in my contacts.
    
    	Glanced out the window and noticed it was surprisingly dark.
    
    	Glanced at my watch, and realized it was ONE HOUR earlier than
    	expected.  Hubby had mistakenly changed the alarm to 5:15 instead
    	of 6:15.  
    
    	I finished putting in my contacts, threatened my husband's life,
    	and lay down to rest for a while.  
    
    	When I got up, my vision seemed very strange, which I assumed
    	was due to sleeping in my contacts.
    
    	When the problem didn't clear up by 10:00 a.m., I took them
    	out, switched them (left to right, right to left), and my
    	vision was fine.  Whoops!
    
    
12.23021POLAR::RICHARDSONDare to bareTue Apr 15 1997 15:333
    No doubt your hubby was to blame for that too.
    
    8)
12.23022POWDML::HANGGELIElvis Needs BoatsTue Apr 15 1997 16:085
    
    You know, you'd think - you'd think - that if the IRS was so all fired
    hot on getting my money, they'd put an address on their forms.  But no.
    
    
12.23023BUSY::SLABAudiophiles do it 'til it hertz!Tue Apr 15 1997 16:103
    
    	Didn't your booklet come with an envelope?
    
12.23024ACISS1::BATTISFerzie fanTue Apr 15 1997 16:103
    
    will our stock ever hit $35 a share? market is up 90 points and we're
    at 25 5/8.
12.23025POWDML::HANGGELIElvis Needs BoatsTue Apr 15 1997 16:174
    
    It might have.  I dunno.  At least I did them before 11:55 tonight
    while standing at a counter at the Concord Post Office.
          
12.23026Not will but when. (Just once more would be nice)PERFOM::LICEA_KANEwhen it's comin' from the leftTue Apr 15 1997 16:2114
|       will our stock ever hit $35 a share?
    
    Well, it's already hit $35.00/share.  More than once.
    
    Late 1992.
    Late 1993.
    Late 1994.
    Mid 1996.
    Early 1997.
    
    While historical performance is no guarantee of future results, it
    appears probable that we'll hit $35.00/share at least one more time.
    
    								-mr. bill
12.23027CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsTue Apr 15 1997 16:415
    TTHT:
    
    "Doing the math" on my state return again.  Forgot to carry the one. 
    My $48.00 additional just turned into $106.00.  I hate it when that
    happens.   Oh well, it did not totally erase the refund from the feds.  
12.23028WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjWed Apr 16 1997 12:405
    Fred Cusick, the voice of the Boston Bruins, has retired after 45 years
    in the biz. I always loved hearing him call a game. Even if I was in
    the other room, I could always tell when the Bruins scored. SCORE!
    Of course, the other team could score three times in the interim, and
    he'd only say "he scores." He's really going to be missed.
12.23029DEVO::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Wed Apr 16 1997 13:475
    
    
    
    	....being sick.
    
12.23030BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Wed Apr 16 1997 13:533

	Bummer, JJ..... 
12.23031ASGMKA::MARTINConcerto in 66 MovementsWed Apr 16 1997 14:2011
    Fred Cusick was always a part of the Bruins mystique!  Of course I'm
    leaving the area anyway but it's kind of a shame after all the
    powerhouse teams they had in the mid to late 70's that Cusick was
    unable to broadcast a Stanley Cup Championship team.
    
    On the other hand, Cusick picked a good time to leave since the NHL
    which was a classy organization has joined the harlots of the other
    major leagues and has become a racket.  Major league sports are
    classless nowadays!
    
    -Jack
12.23032SALEM::DODADon't make me come down there...Wed Apr 16 1997 14:211
Baseball started downhill in 1983, after Yaz retired.
12.23033BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Wed Apr 16 1997 15:261
where is Jack?
12.23034ASGMKA::MARTINConcerto in 66 MovementsWed Apr 16 1997 16:008
    
    YASTRZEMSKI IS A 
    
     
    
    
    
    			BUMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
12.23035SALEM::DODADon't make me come down there...Wed Apr 16 1997 16:301
Aren't you gone yet?
12.23036CSC32::M_EVANSbe the villageWed Apr 16 1997 17:574
    No such luck.  
    
    Another few days to weeks of Jake Martian's "witicisms" I would
    imagine.
12.23037ASGMKA::MARTINConcerto in 66 MovementsWed Apr 16 1997 18:113
    Yastrzemski - Conigliaro - Petrocelli Bad
    
    Lynn - Evans - Doyle good
12.23038NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Apr 16 1997 18:202
Long foreign names ending in a vowel -- bad.
Short anglo-saxon names ending a consonant sound -- good.
12.23039SALEM::DODADon't make me come down there...Wed Apr 16 1997 18:3314
Lynn, Doyle. <chuckle>

The one memory of Freddie that will stay with me came near the end 
of the 79 season. Sitting in 3rd base seats with a clear view of 
the Sox dugout. A meaningless game at the end of the season, Yaz 
singles and legs out a double with a taped up wrist and a 
backbrace on. Meanwhile Freddie, who is sitting the game out with 
a hangnail, is snapping a towel at someone in the dugout.
That one incident is indicative of their entire careers. Guts.
Determination. Dedication. Lynn had none of them.

Denny Doyle is a footnote in baseball history.

daryll
12.23040declining standards everywhere...GAAS::BRAUCHERAnd nothing else mattersThu Apr 17 1997 13:254
  Doyle ends with an "e", but then, as Di pointed out, Gerald has lost a step.

  bb
12.23041POWDML::HANGGELIElvis Needs BoatsThu Apr 17 1997 13:319
    
    .23040
    
    >Short anglo-saxon names ending a consonant sound -- good.
                                                ^^^^^
    
    
    Unless, of course, it's pronounced "doily".
    
12.23042WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjThu Apr 17 1997 13:333
    >                 -< declining standards everywhere... >-
    
     Speaking about declining standards, whatever happened to the silent e?
12.23043PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BThu Apr 17 1997 13:334
  ya, that Gerald is on his toes all right.


12.23044ACISS1::BATTISFerzie fanThu Apr 17 1997 14:073
    
    di, if i recall in note 87, i believe you said gerald was slipping and
    not to be trusted. changed your tune, have you?
12.23045PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BThu Apr 17 1997 14:116
  .23044  no, i merely noted that he's on his toes. 

          hth


12.23046ACISS1::BATTISFerzie fanThu Apr 17 1997 14:194
    
    .23045
    
    well, that's a horse of a different color then.
12.23047PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BThu Apr 17 1997 14:305
  .23046  indeed it is.  glad i could help.



12.23048ASGMKA::MARTINConcerto in 66 MovementsThu Apr 17 1997 16:071
    It was coincidental...I swear!
12.23049ACISS2::LEECHTerminal PhilosophyThu Apr 17 1997 17:131
    TTH:  This crappy weather.  When does Spring begin?
12.23050POLAR::RICHARDSONDare to bareThu Apr 17 1997 17:162
    More like "where does spring begin". It begins somewhere around
    Virginia.
12.23051TROOA::BUTKOVICHturn and face the strangeFri Apr 18 1997 15:238
    TTHfor the past week...
    
    I did the usual and caught the mother of all head colds on the plane
    trip home.  I swear I'm going to start wearing a mask a la Michael
    Jackson.   I have had no taste buds for the last 4 days which makes
    eating a real joy... not!  I'm supposed to be going out to lunch with a
    bunch of people but I hate to spend the money when I can't even taste
    the food.
12.23052ACISS1::BATTISFerzie fanFri Apr 18 1997 15:255
    
    .23051
    
    iffen you're to Chili's, that won't be a problem. also, did you wave to
    me while you were in Chicago?
12.23053TROOA::BUTKOVICHturn and face the strangeFri Apr 18 1997 15:286
    actually, I tried to call your voicemail and leave a message but none
    of the pay phones had white pages.
    
    
    BTW,  I ate a piece of "Chicago style" pizza - it was baaaddd! 
    (course, it was airport food, so probably not up to scratch)
12.23054SMARTT::JENNISONAnd baby makes fiveFri Apr 18 1997 15:378
    
    	TTHT:
    
    	My partner in Thai went home sick.
    	
    	Looks like I'm gonna be stuck with Epicurean Cuisine (HA!).
    
    
12.23055ACISS1::BATTISFerzie fanFri Apr 18 1997 15:392
    
    gee, maybe doctah or ojm will join you.
12.23056BARSTR::JANDROWFri Apr 18 1997 16:474
    
    why, is she coming apart?
    
    
12.23057BRITE::FYFEUse it up, wear it out, make it do, or do without.Fri Apr 18 1997 17:4013
Decnet Phase V, or DECnet-PLUS or whatever it's called.

I'm running a phase IV node with an entry in the Phase V tower which is
in error.

Phase V nodes can't see my system now and I have no way to correct it
directly.

No wonder my mail account has been dead: mail send from phase V nodes can't
find me and I route my mail through a phase V machine !!!!

%$($($^)@@!)&^#*&*^%##*(&@ DEcnet .....
12.23058CSC32::M_EVANSbe the villageFri Apr 18 1997 18:5814
    Call the system administrator for the Phase V router and explain the
    tower-set problem.  this shouldn't be naymore difficult than deleting
    your old entry and adding in the new one in the file.
    
    Of course my phase V skills are getting lost and are exceptionally
    downrev.  Most of my custoer are going to IP a really foobarred routing
    system.  RIP, IGRP, OSPF, IS-IS, BGP, whatever its all a messy batch of
    stuff that decnet always took care of on its own.  and just wait for IP
    TNG or V6 or whatever they are calling the addressing space to be on
    line.  
    
    Feh!
    
    meg
12.23059TROOA::BUTKOVICHturn and face the strangeFri Apr 18 1997 19:166
    Extra strength non-drowsy Dristan for fast and effective relief of
    nasal congestion, sinus pain and sinus pressure has had *zero* effect!
    
    I think I have some echinacea (?) pills at home - is that the herb
    that's supposed to help to decongest?
     
12.23060PENUTS::DDESMAISONSAre you married or happy?Fri Apr 18 1997 19:1910
>      <<< Note 12.23059 by TROOA::BUTKOVICH "turn and face the strange" >>>
    
>    I think I have some echinacea (?) pills at home - is that the herb
>    that's supposed to help to decongest?

     i thought it helped build up your immune system.

     

12.23061SMARTT::JENNISONAnd baby makes fiveFri Apr 18 1997 19:204
    
    	I believe that it's purported to be an immune system booster.
    
    
12.23062SMARTT::JENNISONAnd baby makes fiveFri Apr 18 1997 19:224
    
    	Ouch!  Diane, how's your head ?
    
    
12.23063PENUTS::DDESMAISONSAre you married or happy?Fri Apr 18 1997 19:266
  .23062  so many witty responses, so many reasons not to 
	  enter them. 8-|



12.23064CSC32::M_EVANSbe the villageFri Apr 18 1997 19:2815
    Echinacea is an immune system booster.  It will help with the
    underlying problem if it is bacterial or viral, won't do a thing (or
    could actually make things worse) if your problem is allergic.  If you
    want an herbal decongestant you want Ephedra.
    
    For sinus pain, try ginger tea or soaking your feet in a gallon of hot
    water and a couple of tablespoons of dry mustard.  It will dialate
    things enough to help.  A hot washcloth laid over the sinuses is often
    a real help.
    
    meg
    
    
    
    
12.23065ACISS1::BATTISFerzie fanFri Apr 18 1997 19:312
    
    sinus pain, soak your feet? something does not compute.
12.23066SX4GTO::OLSONDBTC Palo AltoFri Apr 18 1997 19:326
    explain how aspirin works.
    
    We don't have to understand the mechanism to obtain empirical evidence
    that something works or doesn't.
    
    DougO
12.23067definitely a connection thereSHOGUN::KOWALEWICZAre you from away?Fri Apr 18 1997 19:359
12.23068CSC32::M_EVANSbe the villageFri Apr 18 1997 19:388
    Battis,
    
    Believe it or not it works.  Might be that the mustard and heat dialate
    enough bloodvessales that it helps with the sinuses, but whatever,
    mustard and hot water have gotten several sinus headaches under control
    for me.
    
    meg
12.23069SSDEVO::RALSTONProof that Jack is sometimes rightFri Apr 18 1997 19:521
    bourbon
12.23070TROOA::BUTKOVICHturn and face the strangeFri Apr 18 1997 19:584
    thanks for the suggestions.  I've done the hot facecloth thing on the
    sinuses before and it is good for temporary relief.  Think I'll give
    the foot soak and mustard a try (while sipping a bourbon? - it couldn't
    hurt)
12.23071ACISS1::BATTISFerzie fanFri Apr 18 1997 20:022
    
    chris, or you could just soak your feet in the bourbon.
12.23072Heat, moisture, and toothpaste ???BRITE::FYFEUse it up, wear it out, make it do, or do without.Fri Apr 18 1997 20:059
What works for me ....

Hot steam shower for 10 minute, then I brush my teeth 
in the shower ...

I don't know why, but this combo makes my sinuses run 
like crazy until they are completely empty ...

Doug.
12.23073CSC32::M_EVANSbe the villageFri Apr 18 1997 20:081
    Scotch or Irish maybe, but Boubon?
12.23074POLAR::RICHARDSONA stranger in my own lifeFri Apr 18 1997 20:081
    Now I'm feeling sick. Must be all this talk of draining nostrils.
12.23075ACISS1::BATTISFerzie fanFri Apr 18 1997 20:102
    
    another prediction from Nostrildrainus.
12.23076SSDEVO::RALSTONProof that Jack is sometimes rightFri Apr 18 1997 20:193
    >Scotch or Irish maybe, but Boubon?
    
    No, Bourbon.  :)
12.23077CSC32::M_EVANSbe the villageFri Apr 18 1997 20:224
    Bourbon is still something suitable for flavoring barbeque sauces and
    maybe some cakes.  Not for serious sipping.
    
    meg
12.23078SSDEVO::RALSTONProof that Jack is sometimes rightFri Apr 18 1997 20:243
    >Not for serious sipping.
    
    Well duh, I never said sipping! A little guzzling maybe. :)
12.23079POLAR::RICHARDSONA stranger in my own lifeFri Apr 18 1997 20:253
    I hate bourbon. Southern Comfort tastes like cough syrup.

    8^p
12.23080DEVO::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Fri Apr 18 1997 20:265
    
    
    	Southern Comfort tastes like cough syrup.
    		>> it's pure evil.  trust me.
    
12.23081SSDEVO::RALSTONProof that Jack is sometimes rightFri Apr 18 1997 20:261
    Maybe that's why it helps with a cold!!
12.23082SX4GTO::OLSONDBTC Palo AltoFri Apr 18 1997 20:523
    Southern Comfort is to Bourbon as Drambuie is to Scotch.
    
    DougO
12.23083BUSY::SLABA Momentary Lapse of ReasonFri Apr 18 1997 21:294
    
    	Soaking your feet for sinus problems could very well be related to
    	[geez, what's that "stick pins in your sensitive areas thing"?].
    
12.23084BUSY::SLABA Momentary Lapse of ReasonFri Apr 18 1997 21:345
    
    	I'm pretty sure the word begins with "a".
    
    	This is driving me crazy [crazier?].
    
12.23085EVMS::MORONEYHit &lt;CTRL&gt;&lt;ALT&gt;&lt;DEL&gt; to continue -&gt;Fri Apr 18 1997 21:371
Stick some pins in your sensitive areas and maybe I'll tell you.
12.23086BUSY::SLABA Momentary Lapse of ReasonFri Apr 18 1997 21:4011
    
    	ACUPUNCTURE!!
    
    	I typed
    
    	+chinese +pins
    
    	into AltaVista and just as the first screen of results came up I
    	remembered it.  Good thing, because the word didn't appear on the
    	first screen.
    
12.23087SSDEVO::RALSTONProof that Jack is sometimes rightFri Apr 18 1997 23:033
    >Southern Comfort is to Bourbon as Drambuie is to Scotch. 
    
    I quite agree.
12.23088Yet another evening in DCUSPS::FPRUSSFrank Pruss, 202-232-7347Sat Apr 19 1997 02:325
    I hate it when ...
    
    I'm eating dinner at my corner diner and some guy runs in, goes to the
    table next to me, slaps the patrons there around a bit, then draws a
    gun as he backs out door.
12.23089BUSY::SLABA Parting Shot in the DarkSat Apr 19 1997 02:564
    
    	If you feigned fainting, I'm almost positive that the restaurant
    	would have given you your dinner on the house.
    
12.23090CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each daySat Apr 19 1997 03:338


The end of a wonderful vacation..3000+ notes to catch up on..



Jim
12.23091BUSY::SLABA Parting Shot in the DarkSat Apr 19 1997 03:434
    
    	You just got back, so I'll wait awhile before I call you on that
    	preposition thing.
    
12.23092CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each daySat Apr 19 1997 14:445



 Thank you ;-)
12.23093BUSY::SLABA Parting Shot in the DarkSat Apr 19 1997 14:544
    
    	I didn't think you'd get to yesterday's unseens until sometime a-
    	round July.
    
12.23094CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each daySat Apr 19 1997 14:574


 I gave up and set seen before yesterday
12.23095TROOA::BUTKOVICHturn and face the strangeSat Apr 19 1997 18:1515
    Soapbox is much easier to catch up with than it used to be.  I remember
    when you used to miss a couple of days and ended up with over 3000
    notes to read.  I missed two and a half weeks and there were only
    around 4500 unseen notes.  If you subtract all the topics you next
    unseen on.... well, it only took a day or two before I was all caught
    up.
    
    BTW,  I tried that foot soak/dry mustard thing last night... nothin! 
    Well, actually, my feet were nice and soft.  Taz was quite interested
    in the water but I managed to keep her out.  I also tried a herbal
    remedy - the pills I had at home contained ephedra, white willow bark,
    barley flour and kelp. The directions say to take 1 capsule every 8
    hours.  I took two... nothin!   And to add to my misery, it's snowing
    in Toronto!  I knew I should have stayed in California for another
    month.  Grump...
12.23096POLAR::RICHARDSONA stranger in my own lifeSat Apr 19 1997 18:183
    It's warm and sunny here.
    
    8)
12.23097TROOA::BUTKOVICHturn and face the strangeSat Apr 19 1997 18:211
    =B^p
12.23098POWDML::HANGGELIElvis Needs BoatsSun Apr 20 1997 18:433
    
    Nothing.
    
12.23099FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Sun Apr 20 1997 19:257
    
    
    	Not sure if I'll be able to make the box-bash at Scupper Jack's on
    wednesday.
    
    
    
12.23100BUSY::SLABA Parting Shot in the DarkSun Apr 20 1997 19:375
    
    	Yesterday I realized that I can't make it either.  My father's wife
    	and her co-worker are flying back from Georgia on Wednesday and I
    	have to pick them up in Framingham at 6:30.
    
12.23101POLAR::RICHARDSONA stranger in my own lifeSun Apr 20 1997 19:411
    I just realized now that I can't make it.
12.23102BUSY::SLABA Parting Shot in the DarkSun Apr 20 1997 19:463
    
    	What's YOUR lame excuse?
    
12.23103POLAR::RICHARDSONA stranger in my own lifeSun Apr 20 1997 19:491
    not enough hours in that particular day.
12.23104BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Mon Apr 21 1997 03:3610
| <<< Note 12.23099 by FABSIX::J_SADIN "Freedom isn't free." >>>



| Not sure if I'll be able to make the box-bash at Scupper Jack's on wednesday.

	You're gonna miss me kissing jack on the lips??? And not know if I will
slip him some tongue? :-)


12.23105BUSY::SLABA Parting Shot in the DarkMon Apr 21 1997 05:455
    
    	Oh, THAT would be worth cancelling plans for.
    
    	Screw it ... my step-mother can walk home from Framingham.
    
12.23106CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayMon Apr 21 1997 12:489


forgot my password to get into whatever it is I need to get into to get
into exchange.  And now I wait on "hold" with the "helpline".



Jim
12.23107DEVO::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Mon Apr 21 1997 13:2310
    
    
    
    	....spending a lot of $$ at Home Depot yesterday  (See TTLT)
    
    	....getting so much yard work done yesterday that I forgot
    		tickets went on sale at 11:00 for a concert I wanted
    		to go to.  =(
    
    
12.23108BRLLNT::RAUHI survived the Cruel SpaMon Apr 21 1997 13:237
    Mickysoft exhance was down for me on Friday, getting back in and
    finding that I have a bunch of mail, and have missed some good stuff...
    Oh What a beutiful Mooornin!
    Oh what a beutiful day
    I have a doubt ful feeeeling
    nothing is working today!
    
12.23109DEVO::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Mon Apr 21 1997 13:3412
    
    
    	Forgot one......
    
    	Yesterday was beautiful....... so people decided to go out
    	to the target range that is within a half mile of my house 
    	to target practice.  We knew about the range before we bought
    	the house but jeez........ I just have to hope that the guy
    	that owns the land sells it soon to someone wanting to build
    	on it.  (Rumor is that it will happen in the near future....
    	whether that's one year or five years I don't know)
    
12.23110BUSY::SLABAct like you own the companyMon Apr 21 1997 14:477
    
    	You're not one of those no-good activists that's going to go over
    	there and protest in front of the property and threaten to sue
    	them if they don't move out because they're too loud ... even
    	though they've been there longer than you and you could have
    	easily moved somewhere else, right?
    
12.23111BUSY::SLABAct like you own the companyMon Apr 21 1997 14:5718
    
    	I have a problem in that we have four different mixtures of gas
    	for yard tools and over the course of the winter I've forgotten
    	which can is which since they're not marked.  They're all differ-
    	ent, and back in December I could tell what mixture went with what
    	tool.  The can for the two mowers is easy since it's the biggest,
    	but I'm at a loss for the chain saw, weed whacker and leaf blower.
    
    	Not to mention the fact that I usually leave the vent caps a
    	little loose to release pressure in the cans, and they were all
    	buried in the last snow storm so there's a good chance that a
    	little water got into all of them.
    
    	I might have to find a place to dump them so that I can start
    	all over again.  I printed up some tags, and when I get to work
    	I can borrow a laminator to seal them and then I can attach them
    	to the proper cans.
    
12.23112DEVO::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Mon Apr 21 1997 15:0411
    
    
    	First of all, I'm not an "activist".
    
    	And protesting won't do any good.  If they have permission
    	from the owner to use the property, then I"m SOL.  The property
    	is also used by the Milford PD and the Nat'l Guard.
    
    	I just don't like my nice, peaceful, sunny spring day being
    	wrecked by 8 hours of gunfire.
    
12.23113BUSY::SLABAct like you own the companyMon Apr 21 1997 15:066
    
    	No, I didn't think you were.
    
    	That was actually a broad-brush statement aimed at all of the
    	activists that WOULD do that if they were in your situation.
    
12.23114CSC32::M_EVANSbe the villageMon Apr 21 1997 15:4121
    TTHT
    
    People who have decided all children are hoodlums or worse.  
    
    I spent most of the fall and winter getting gardeners with kids to move
    down to my end of the garden where the majority of us have children or
    at least tolerance toward same.  Small kids don't step on other
    people's gardens intentionally they just don't quite realize boundaries
    at that age.  Now I find out a kid hater has been moved into the aisle,
    along with the plot that was supposed to have been reserved as a
    children's garden was rented out leaving 20 kids without a spot right
    now.  This was done intentionally as the garden to the north has not
    been rented but it is the one next to the kid hater that moved into the
    area.  
    
    Don't tell me kids can play outside the fence.  That is a parking lot
    and several car dealers use it to demo new vehicles as well as the
    joggers, bikers, horse people, gardeners........
    
    
    meg
12.23115ACISS1::BATTISFerzie fanMon Apr 21 1997 16:513
    
    JJ, by living so close to a gun range, i would think the odds of
    a break in would diminish in comparison.
12.23116RUSURE::MELVINTen Zero, Eleven Zero Zero by Zero 2Mon Apr 21 1997 17:165
>    JJ, by living so close to a gun range, i would think the odds of
>    a break in would diminish in comparison.

Depends on the calibre of the neighbors, I suppose.

12.23117ACISS1::BATTISFerzie fanMon Apr 21 1997 17:182
    
    well, i hear they can be very magnumimous.
12.23118DECWET::WOLINSKIuCoder sans FrontieresMon Apr 21 1997 17:186
 
  The hard drive in my Intel box is slowly dying!!! Hopefully
I can get most of the data off of it before it bites the 
big one!!!

	-mike
12.23119BIGHOG::PERCIVALI'm the NRA,USPSA/IPSC,NROI-ROMon Apr 21 1997 17:3210
       <<< Note 12.23118 by DECWET::WOLINSKI "uCoder sans Frontieres" >>>

 
>  The hard drive in my Intel box is slowly dying!!! Hopefully
>I can get most of the data off of it before it bites the 
>big one!!!

	Copy *.* to a network drive?

Jim
12.23120POLAR::RICHARDSONA stranger in my own lifeMon Apr 21 1997 17:341
    backup! backup! don't defrag!
12.23121CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayMon Apr 21 1997 17:459

 I have to de-install/re-install my flight simulator software (and related
 add ons) as I seem to have a corrupted file somewhere (and didn't have
 a backup to the initialization file).



Jim 
12.23122DEVO::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Mon Apr 21 1997 17:466
    
    
    	re: break ins......
    
    	Well we also have two cops that live in the neighborhood  =)
    
12.23123DECWET::WOLINSKIuCoder sans FrontieresMon Apr 21 1997 17:518
>>>Copy *.* to a network drive?


  Yup Jim, the copy is happening as I type.


	-mike
12.23124FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Mon Apr 21 1997 18:3614
    
    
    
    re: JJ and the target range
    
    	Don't worry, JJ. The target practice will slow down to almost
    nothing once the bugs/hot weather get here. Trust me on this. :)
    
    	I used to love sitting out on the porch of my parents house,
    listening to the gunfire from the local range. Different strokes for
    different folks I guess. ;*)
    
    
    jim
12.23125POLAR::RICHARDSONA stranger in my own lifeMon Apr 21 1997 18:373
    So, gun lovers are different?!?
    
    I never would have guessed.  ;)
12.23126FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Mon Apr 21 1997 18:394
    
    
    
    	har har....:)
12.23127DEVO::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Mon Apr 21 1997 20:498
    
    
    
    	.... people who spell "dining room"  as "dinning room"
    
    	 (ie: ads in CLASSIFIED_ADS)
    
    	
12.23128POLAR::RICHARDSONA stranger in my own lifeMon Apr 21 1997 21:031
    perhaps they're noisy people?
12.23129BUSY::SLABAntisocialMon Apr 21 1997 21:313
    
    	Shooting off at the mouth, no doubt.
    
12.23130COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertTue Apr 22 1997 01:4511
	Security alert at Heathrow today almost made me miss my
	flight.

	But the real shame is that it _did_ prevent me from picking
	up a liter (limeys say "litre" for some stupid reason) bottle
	of cask strength (53%) Laphroaig.

	Only available in duty-free shops, as far as I've been able
	to determine.

12.23131POLAR::RICHARDSONA stranger in my own lifeTue Apr 22 1997 01:564
    Glad you're back safe!
    
    Hey, maybe you can settle something for me. Now that we are at EDT,
    isn't there a 6 hour difference between GMT?
12.23132EVMS::MORONEYHit &lt;CTRL&gt;&lt;ALT&gt;&lt;DEL&gt; to continue -&gt;Tue Apr 22 1997 02:333
I believe it's 4 hours between EDT and GMT.  (local time in Britain now may not
be GMT but their summer time)

12.23133POLAR::RICHARDSONA stranger in my own lifeTue Apr 22 1997 02:361
    they change now? when did that start?
12.23134BUSY::SLABAs you wishTue Apr 22 1997 03:285
    
    	Glenn, if we start at a 5-hour difference and we go ahead an hour
    	we're getting closer to their time so it'd be four hours' differ-
    	ence.
    
12.23135POLAR::RICHARDSONA stranger in my own lifeTue Apr 22 1997 03:443
    for some reason i always thought it was 6 and 5, not 5 and 4.
    
    
12.23136COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertTue Apr 22 1997 06:456
	Yesterday it was a good thing to wake up sans alarum
	and rested at 7:30 am British Summer Time.

	Today it's not.

12.23137BUSY::SLABAudiophiles do it 'til it hertz!Tue Apr 22 1997 11:473
    
    	Yesterday I believe I woke up at 1:30PM British Summer Time.
    
12.23138BUSY::SLABBaroque: when you're out of MonetTue Apr 22 1997 12:165
    
    	I definitely prefer virtual Fridays to virtual Mondays.
    
    	At least, if you ask me on that day I do.
    
12.23139BULEAN::BANKSSaturn SapTue Apr 22 1997 13:036
    That Netscape v4.0
    
    1) Changed its name to a more yuppie "communicator"
    2) Is trying real hard to be an MS Internet Explorer clone
    
    It's really nice that this is all I'm hating today.
12.2314012 days solid, last 5 are 11.5 hour daysKERNEL::FREKESLike a thief in the nightTue Apr 22 1997 13:067
    TTHT or all this week actually.
    
    I was working all weekend. And this week I am working from 09:00 until
    20:30. It's only Tuesday and I am already tired. Can't wait until
    friday. 
    
    Steven
12.23141COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertTue Apr 22 1997 13:337
The U.K. has been going on summer time since at least 1964.

Since GMT (the obsolete name for UTC) is five hours ahead of us during
the winter, when we put the clocks ahead one hour, it's then only four
hours ahead.  Simple, eh?

/john
12.23142CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayTue Apr 22 1997 14:123

<slaps hand to forehead>
12.23143BUSY::SLABBe gone - you have no powers hereTue Apr 22 1997 14:365
    
    	RE: .23141
    
    	I could have sworn some other dork already said that.  8^)
    
12.23144CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayTue Apr 22 1997 14:559


 I hated seeing all of the footage of the floods in North Dakota..those folks
 really have it rough up there.



 Jim
12.23145BARSTR::JANDROWTue Apr 22 1997 16:195
    a minor one, but a tthtw/e nonetheless:  having a potentially romantic
    weekend away hindered by numerous inconveniences and annoyances at the
    hotel...
    
    
12.23146ASGMKA::MARTINConcerto in 66 MovementsTue Apr 22 1997 18:441
    What is there going to be, a convention in the next room or sumpin?  
12.23147ACISS1::BATTISFerzie fanTue Apr 22 1997 18:442
    
    systems crashing off and on all day. figures.
12.23148ACISS1::BATTISFerzie fanTue Apr 22 1997 19:422
    
    system is now crashing every few minutes. this typifies my whole day.
12.23149Almost crashed into me on my out of the restroomACISS1::SCHELTERTue Apr 22 1997 21:395
    <-- Don't I know it.
    
    
    Mike
    
12.23150BUSY::SLABCatch you later!!Wed Apr 23 1997 05:347
    
    	Hmmm, I just figured out how to dial in to a BUSY:: session at no
    	cost to me, so why am I using this stupid Hyperterm thing and not
    	Excursion?
    
    	I'll be back in a minute.
    
12.23151ACISS1::BATTISFerzie fanWed Apr 23 1997 12:152
    
    <--- don't hurry on account of us.
12.23152BUSY::SLABCrackerWed Apr 23 1997 13:344
    
    	I did come back, but I had a "thing to like" to report so I went
    	over to note 11.
    
12.23153SMARTT::JENNISONAnd baby makes fiveWed Apr 23 1997 14:0513
    
    	TTHLN:
    
    	Jamie's on call this week, and was working from home until
    	after 1 a.m.  
    	
    	I was awakened every 20 minutes or so by the phone ringing.
    	
    	After he came to bed, I couldn't sleep soundly because I
    	was worried we'd oversleep in the morning.
    
    	Karen
    
12.23154SMARTT::JENNISONAnd baby makes fiveWed Apr 23 1997 14:078
    
    	TTHT:
    
    	Frustrations from trying to teach a coworker how to 	
    	do his job.  I'm counting to ten before I go over to
    	his office, or I might just explode when I get there.
    
    
12.23155ACISS1::BATTISFerzie fanWed Apr 23 1997 14:212
    
    Karen, you shouldn't speak about your boss that way.
12.23156LANDO::OLIVER_Blooking for deep meaningWed Apr 23 1997 14:245
    .23154
    
    karen, before taking your suggestion on how to do 
    something, does he try every other way under the sun
    first?
12.23157SMARTT::JENNISONAnd baby makes fiveWed Apr 23 1997 14:287
    	
    	Not really, he just seems incapable of independent thought,
    	and of following instructions.
    
    	I feel like I'm training a new hire, not a principal engineer.
    
    
12.23158BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Wed Apr 23 1997 14:329
| <<< Note 12.23154 by SMARTT::JENNISON "And baby makes five" >>>


| I'm counting to ten before I go over to his office, or I might just explode 
| when I get there.

	Wow.... I did not know giving birth would be that easy. I thought you
needed lots of pain, and stirrups. :-)

12.23159SCASS1::BARBER_Aman-sizeWed Apr 23 1997 15:211
    TTHT: Slimey men in big trucks who ogle at me while driving.
12.23160SMURF::WALTERSWed Apr 23 1997 15:241
    Gimme a break.  It was a long trip.
12.23161WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjWed Apr 23 1997 15:251
    That was "slimey", not "limey". \hth
12.23162SMURF::WALTERSWed Apr 23 1997 15:281
    :-)
12.23163SCASS1::BARBER_Aman-sizeWed Apr 23 1997 15:351
    8)  I think I'll buy a truck so I can do the ogling for a change.
12.23164ACISS1::BATTISFerzie fanWed Apr 23 1997 15:433
    
    april, would you prefer the men ignore you? not likely that that will
    happen though.
12.23165SCASS1::BARBER_Aman-sizeWed Apr 23 1997 15:473
    Battis, YES, I would prefer slimey men like that ignore me!!  You're
    right though, it's not likely.  I'll just have to keep flipping them
    off, I guess.  
12.23166Shouldn't you boys be at school or somethingKERNEL::FREKESLike a thief in the nightWed Apr 23 1997 15:538
    April

    You should carry a little sign in your car, that says something like,
    "Out of your league boys, so don't flatter yourselves"
    
    Watch them turn around, and pretend that you are not even there.
    
    Steven
12.23167POLAR::RICHARDSONA stranger in my own lifeWed Apr 23 1997 16:034
    Or a sign that says
    
    "Didn't want to go to school?
     Drive you loser, drive!"
12.23168CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayWed Apr 23 1997 16:124


 No softball for me this season :-(
12.23169PENUTS::DDESMAISONSAre you married or happy?Wed Apr 23 1997 16:134
  so you won't be on the diamond, jim?


12.23170ACISS1::BATTISFerzie fanWed Apr 23 1997 16:154
    
    .23169
    
    very good. taking lessons from what's-his-name I see.
12.23171PENUTS::DDESMAISONSAre you married or happy?Wed Apr 23 1997 16:218
  .23170  er, i don't really think i needed any lessons, thanks.
	  the family has always been into puns.  i just don't enter
	  a lot of the ones i think of.




12.23172CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayWed Apr 23 1997 16:2411


 .23169


 I'm attending a different church now, one that at this time just barely has
 enough attendees to put together a team (with a rather wide age span).


 Jim
12.23173BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Wed Apr 23 1997 17:213

	Jim.... you can play for my team, the Flames!
12.23174BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Wed Apr 23 1997 17:225
| <<< Note 12.23159 by SCASS1::BARBER_A "man-size" >>>

| TTHT: Slimey men in big trucks who ogle at me while driving.

	Slab is logging in from the road again, I see....
12.23175BUSY::SLABDancin' on CoalsWed Apr 23 1997 17:325
    
    	RE: .23173
    
    	If they invite you to a hottub party, Jim, "Just say no".
    
12.23176BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Wed Apr 23 1997 17:364


	Hey.... POL is playing for us, so why not Jim?
12.23177HOTLNE::BURTrude people ruleWed Apr 23 1997 17:3810
slimey men in big trucks ogling women? maybe if they didn't have the dresses 
hiked up so high or tops unbuttoned so much and entertaining themselves on those
long commutes, truckers wouldn't look.  or, i see, it's not like that- you 
think you're [no, you _know_ you're] pretty and they must look at you.  deary, 
if you really are "pretty", get off of the 'i'm too good for you' track and 
crack all your mirrors.

ttht: people who think they're pretty and become stuck up.

ogre.
12.23178CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayWed Apr 23 1997 17:404

 
 Thanks, Glen...but, no. 
12.23179ACISS1::BATTISFerzie fanWed Apr 23 1997 17:454
    
    .23177
    
    i'm waiting for april's scintilating comeback. yes i 
12.23180PENUTS::DDESMAISONSAre you married or happy?Wed Apr 23 1997 17:474
   massive power failure in Chicago.  film at 11.


12.23181SMURF::WALTERSWed Apr 23 1997 17:488
    12.23180
    
    agagagagagagaggagagagag
    
    
    
    (I taught her all she knows.)
    
12.23182ACISS1::BATTISFerzie fanWed Apr 23 1997 17:514
    
    di. you know, i think i just underestimated your wittiness. you are on
    par, with say, gerald. i am in sheer awe of your punning talent. i
    will start taking notes.
12.23183BUSY::SLABDancin' on CoalsWed Apr 23 1997 17:528
    
    	RE: .23182
    
    	Diane, did he just compliment you or insult you further?
    
    	At least he didn't say you were on par with me.  That would have
    	been feudin' words for sure.
    
12.23184EVMS::MORONEYHit &lt;CTRL&gt;&lt;ALT&gt;&lt;DEL&gt; to continue -&gt;Wed Apr 23 1997 18:522
Looks like my cousin is going to sell his farm, which previously belonged to
my uncle and grandparents.  Lots of childhood memories there...
12.23185POLAR::RICHARDSONA stranger in my own lifeWed Apr 23 1997 18:551
    how old was he when he bought the farm?
12.23186CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayWed Apr 23 1997 18:564


 He was old, MacDonald..
12.23187PENUTS::DDESMAISONSAre you married or happy?Wed Apr 23 1997 19:444
  this staging twansaction is getting vewy, vewy complicated.
  

12.23188ACISS1::BATTISFerzie fanWed Apr 23 1997 20:072
    
    di, slot a goes into slot b.
12.23189COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertWed Apr 23 1997 20:3314
	Boxboro Schools, as a fundraiser, published a Boxboro
	phone book last year.  It was popular, and raised $18,000
	for them.

	Now someone in the book has suddenly become _very_popular_,
	and is mis-listed with _my_ phone number.  Although I've had
	the same number for over 18 years, I'm now getting up to three
	calls a week for someone named DiMarco.

	Got one while in Germany last week, even.

	Grrrrrrrr.

12.23190POLAR::RICHARDSONA stranger in my own lifeWed Apr 23 1997 20:341
    don't you have, like, 50 phone numbers?
12.23191BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Wed Apr 23 1997 20:511
and still no one calls for him. :-)
12.23192COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertWed Apr 23 1997 21:2924
Well, the one in question is my "real" NYNEX listed home phone number.

Lessee, how many do I have at this point...

 1. 508 Home phone
 2. 603 Office phone
 3. 508 Home work phone
 4. 508 Home computer phone
 5. 603 Old number, software forwarded to #3
 6. 508 Another not quite so old number, software forwarded to #3
 7. 508 A convenience number, software forwarded to #3
 8. 617 My BANM cellphone number
 9. 514 My Montreal cellphone number, unreachable forwarded to #8
10. 917 My Omnipoint GSM PCS number, unreachable forwarded to #8
11. 508 My wife's cellphone number

That's all.  Not counting the +49 171 number that actually belongs to a
friend in Germany which I've borrowed until the end of June, which is
unreachable forwarded to #10 (and therefore to #8) at the moment.

When I'm out wandering around, all of the above other than 4 and 11
should ring my pocket.  

/john
12.23193BUSY::SLABDon't drink the (toilet) waterWed Apr 23 1997 21:315
    
    	Deb, you think I have too many phone numbers?
    
    	Three isn't that many after all..
    
12.23194POLAR::RICHARDSONA stranger in my own lifeWed Apr 23 1997 21:341
    okay, so I was exaggerating, but not much.
12.23195SCASS1::BARBER_Aman-sizeThu Apr 24 1997 02:461
    .23177  Buzz off, slimeball.
12.23196POLAR::RICHARDSONA stranger in my own lifeThu Apr 24 1997 04:241
    isn't he though...
12.23197BUSY::SLABDon't get even ... get odd!!Thu Apr 24 1997 05:027
    
    	Well, BURT, she sure told you.
    
    	So take your apparent observations and stick 'em somewhere.
    
    	8^)
    
12.23198WMOIS::GIROUARD_CThu Apr 24 1997 10:473
    the Homestead (Athol, Ma) has burned down. a terrific eating
    establishment. i hope they rebuild, but the decor may not meet
    its former level, i'm afraid.
12.23199WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjThu Apr 24 1997 11:143
    >di, slot a goes into slot b.
    
     That's _tab_ A that goes into slot B. No wonder you have such trouble.
12.23200BUSY::SLABDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Thu Apr 24 1997 12:033
    
    	Freudian slip, I'd guess.  He was still thinking about "Ellen".
    
12.23201BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Thu Apr 24 1997 12:496
| <<< Note 12.23200 by BUSY::SLAB "Don't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448" >>>


| Freudian slip, I'd guess.  He was still thinking about "Ellen".

	Oh... a slip of the tongue then....
12.23202yNAC::BULEAN::BANKSSaturn SapThu Apr 24 1997 13:046
TTHT:

Being jerked around by the network gods.

I think this will probably be my last posting here, assuming
it even gets through.
12.23203HOTLNE::BURTrude people ruleThu Apr 24 1997 13:069
              <<< Note 12.23195 by SCASS1::BARBER_A "man-size" >>>

<    .23177  Buzz off, slimeball.


why, i'm flattered! she complimented me. that curvaceous figure, pouty lips, 
swollen hips- oh my gawd, stop me {droooolll}! that hair, those eyes, she _must_
be gorgeous! to the mirror and ego.  really, what kind of car do ya drive? think
maybe they're checking that out instead?
12.23204WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjThu Apr 24 1997 13:065
>Being jerked around by the network gods.
    
    Dawn, you are going to have to do something about that dyslexia.
    
    repeat after me: "network dogs"
12.23205BRLLNT::RAUHI survived the Cruel SpaThu Apr 24 1997 13:074
    Newt walk dawgs! 
    Newt walk dawgs!
    :)
    
12.23206ACISS1::BATTISFerzie fanThu Apr 24 1997 13:146
    
    .23203
    
    swollen hips??
    
    bwahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
12.23207NAC::BULEAN::BANKSSaturn SapThu Apr 24 1997 14:0314
Fortunately, the prediction in my previous post didn't quite come true.

*SIGH*

Well, it looks like either our connection to the e-net is totally hosed or
the net gods put us behind some gateway to make sure we couldn't get to the
rest of the e-net.  For now, poor-man's-routing works (whatdya expect? 
we're the DECnet group; we figure these things out).  Who knows how long
it's gonna last?  Trouble is that whatever's broken or disabled is stuff we
can't control around here.

Notes is one thing, and if I lose it, it ain't a big deal.  Trouble is that
many of my coworkers are left being unable to do their job until these
problems are straightened out.
12.23208ACISS1::BATTISFerzie fanThu Apr 24 1997 14:113
    
    fear not oh goose cooker. EDS will build you a new system from scratch
    and it will WORK!! be gone now.
12.23209NAC::BULEAN::BANKSGoose CookerThu Apr 24 1997 14:121
tyvm
12.23210SCASS1::BARBER_Aman-sizeThu Apr 24 1997 14:502
    .23203  What part of "Buzz off, slimeball" are you having difficulty
    with?
12.23211ACISS1::BATTISFerzie fanThu Apr 24 1997 14:522
    
    i love it when april gets assertive. very becoming
12.23212HOTLNE::BURTrude people ruleThu Apr 24 1997 14:533
takes two to keep the ball a-rollin'

ogre.
12.23213DEVO::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Thu Apr 24 1997 17:115
    
    
    	....having to leave my diamond ring at the jeweler's for
    	repair.  I hate not having that ring!
    
12.23214LANDO::OLIVER_Blooking for deep meaningThu Apr 24 1997 17:132
    
    the sketch was faulty!
12.23215TROOA::BUTKOVICHturn and face the strangeThu Apr 24 1997 17:4910
    TTHT - Had to call CAA to have my car jumped this morning.   Just tried
    to go out to the bank.... dead again!  As OJM would say... grrrrrr!
    
    Guess I'll be calling CAA after work and then stopping at Canuck Tire
    for a new battery on the way home.  Of course, after a two and a half week 
    vacation, my spending budget is quite limited.  (especially since I fell 
    in love with the work of an artist I had never heard of and bought two 
    prints which cost me over $800 CDN *unframed*)  (the artist is Thomas 
    Kincaid who, I guess, is wildly popular in the States.  I'm thinking I 
    should open a gallery up here)
12.23216POLAR::RICHARDSONA stranger in my own lifeThu Apr 24 1997 17:572
    you mean there's actually something you haven't tried doing? I'll bet
    you've already done a gallery, right?
12.23217EVMS::MORONEYThu Apr 24 1997 21:2110
re .23193:

No, Shawn, in spite of the fact that John C. has a whole lot of phone numbers,
and Deb probably calls John, the two aren't related. It has more to do with a
common interest they share.

So don't think more phone numbers is going to get Deb to call you.  While a
whole bunch of phone numbers would increase the odds that a wrong number dialed
by Deb will be to you, the increase is going to be very very slight, and it
will *still* be a wrong number. 
12.23218PENUTS::DDESMAISONSAre you married or happy?Thu Apr 24 1997 21:255
  madman knows a lot about party lines, too.



12.23219PENUTS::DDESMAISONSAre you married or happy?Thu Apr 24 1997 21:265
   and i don't mean, "Can I get you another glass of punch?"



12.23220crashEVMS::MORONEYThu Apr 24 1997 21:271
Did someone say...
12.23221my sister, on the other hand...EVMS::MORONEYThu Apr 24 1997 21:292
Party lines, you mean like the canned response by Democrats when asked about
Whitewater or Republicans about Newt-gate?  No, know nothing of that sort.
12.23222POWDML::HANGGELIElvis Needs BoatsFri Apr 25 1997 04:4214
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12.23223ASIC::RANDOLPHTom R. N1OOQFri Apr 25 1997 12:142
The last chunk of the turbo-generator-that-couldn't was apparently getting
picked up this morning. I had to detour up through Hubbardston center.
12.23224BIGHOG::PERCIVALI'm the NRA,USPSA/IPSC,NROI-ROFri Apr 25 1997 13:077

	Better than 2 feet of snow yesterday. Car is currently well and
	truly stuck in the driveway. THe prospect of shoveling several
	tons of snow. AND IT'S ALMOST MAY, FOR GOD'S SAKE!

Jim
12.23225ACISS1::BATTISFerzie fanFri Apr 25 1997 13:142
    
    snow in late April? who did you piss off now?
12.23226BIGHOG::PERCIVALI'm the NRA,USPSA/IPSC,NROI-ROFri Apr 25 1997 13:2716
              <<< Note 12.23225 by ACISS1::BATTIS "Ferzie fan" >>>

    
>    snow in late April? who did you piss off now?


	Just springtime in the Rockies. However, this one is the worst
	Spring storms in the last 10 years.

	Unfortunately it may be all my fault. A good friend works in MRO
	(no, it's not the skinny guy), and we trade mail regarding weather.
	I gave him a bit of a ribbing about your recent storm and I fear
	that payback is a <r.o.>.

Jim

12.23227SMARTT::JENNISONAnd baby makes fiveFri Apr 25 1997 13:346
    
    	TTHT:
    
    	plenty
    
    
12.23228LANDO::OLIVER_Blooking for deep meaningFri Apr 25 1997 15:372
    
    this morning, i had to kill a centipede the size of a locomotive.
12.23229CNTROL::JENNISONAnd baby makes fiveFri Apr 25 1997 15:453
    	
    	Wow!  You must have a big apartment!
    
12.23230ASIC::RANDOLPHTom R. N1OOQFri Apr 25 1997 15:486
>    this morning, i had to kill a centipede the size of a locomotive.

Ah, nature.

We used to get 'em every spring in the old house... crumbly fieldstone
foundation.
12.23231ACISS1::BATTISFerzie fanFri Apr 25 1997 15:582
    
    they're good if you dip them in chocolate.
12.23232POWDML::HANGGELIElvis Needs BoatsFri Apr 25 1997 15:584
    
    What ISN'T good dipped in chocolate, I wonder?
    
    
12.23233POLAR::RICHARDSONA stranger in my own lifeFri Apr 25 1997 16:011
    just about anything, in my opinion.
12.23234Chocolate tea is not so good either....PERFOM::LICEA_KANEwhen it's comin' from the leftFri Apr 25 1997 16:046
    Anchovies are not good dipped in chocolate.  (Though I'm sure somebody
    might disagree with my feelings, nothing more than feelings, on this
    one.)
    
    
    								-mr. bill
12.23235.23233POWDML::HANGGELIElvis Needs BoatsFri Apr 25 1997 16:043
    
    This from a man who puts sour cream on his fruit salad!
    
12.23236POLAR::RICHARDSONA stranger in my own lifeFri Apr 25 1997 16:101
    mmmm. my favourite thing.
12.23237ACISS1::BATTISFerzie fanFri Apr 25 1997 16:172
    
    hmmm. i'm glad to hear that debra knows glenn's eating habits.
12.23238POWDML::HANGGELIElvis Needs BoatsFri Apr 25 1997 16:483
    
    You forget, I'm the Shell Answer Woman.
    
12.23239POLAR::RICHARDSONA stranger in my own lifeFri Apr 25 1997 16:551
    with piles of Exxon stock? Shameful.
12.23240ACISS1::BATTISFerzie fanFri Apr 25 1997 16:582
    
    I agree with glenn. conflict of interest.
12.23241POWDML::HANGGELIElvis Needs BoatsFri Apr 25 1997 17:065
    
    Oh dear.
    
    "Exxon Answer Woman" just doesn't flow as nicely off the tongue.
    
12.23242POLAR::RICHARDSONA stranger in my own lifeFri Apr 25 1997 17:083
    and were would it flow nicely off of?
    
    If you ask me. "Exxon Answer Woman", sounds kind of slick.
12.23243CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayFri Apr 25 1997 17:093

 It's a little oily in the day for those kinda puns.
12.23244CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsFri Apr 25 1997 17:101
    Crude, but effective.
12.23245CSC32::M_EVANSbe the villageFri Apr 25 1997 17:1010
    sour cream?  Vanilla yogurt is much better on fruit salad, especially
    with a touch of cinnamon.  
    
    I am leaving my car well and truly stuck right where it is for the next
    few days.  Drive with the idjits out there? you must be joking.  Walking
    to the grocery to get a few things was a nice diversion this morning.
    
    meg, also inundated with white stuff.
    
    
12.23246POLAR::RICHARDSONA stranger in my own lifeFri Apr 25 1997 17:111
    I think you've got me over a barrel now.
12.23247CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayFri Apr 25 1997 17:123

 Tanks!
12.23248POLAR::RICHARDSONA stranger in my own lifeFri Apr 25 1997 17:141
    I think Kuwait too long to have punfests.
12.23249CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsFri Apr 25 1997 17:151
    Oh great.  More fuel for the fire.
12.23250ACISS1::BATTISFerzie fanFri Apr 25 1997 17:152
    
    i think Iran out of gas with that one.
12.23251CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsFri Apr 25 1997 17:172
    I see we are going to pump this one until it runs dry.  
    
12.23252ACISS1::BATTISFerzie fanFri Apr 25 1997 17:202
    
    maybe not brian, we are pretty Mobil in that regard
12.23253POLAR::RICHARDSONA stranger in my own lifeFri Apr 25 1997 17:211
    it's a good way to refine your skills.
12.23254CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsFri Apr 25 1997 17:232
    Now that was slick.  
    
12.23255CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayFri Apr 25 1997 17:244


 bzzzzzzzzzt..repeat!
12.23256POLAR::RICHARDSONA stranger in my own lifeFri Apr 25 1997 17:261
    listen to Jim, he grease with me.
12.23257CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsFri Apr 25 1997 17:271
    Oops! I better get cracking then.
12.23258WMOIS::CONNELLNo one noticed the cat.Fri Apr 25 1997 18:056
    Have we bridged the Gulf with these puns or are we just shale-ing on
    by?
    
    Bright Blessings,
    
    PJ
12.23259ASIC::RANDOLPHTom R. N1OOQFri Apr 25 1997 18:323
Wasted effort.

Not that that's anything new around here, but it still sux.
12.23260ACISS1::BATTISFerzie fanFri Apr 25 1997 18:363
    
    tom, you broke the chain of the punfest. now you'll get 7 years
    bad luck. oh well, stuff happens
12.23261TROOA::BUTKOVICHgirls just wanna have fudgeFri Apr 25 1997 18:362
    iraqed my brain to think of a pun to add but there tarsand appear to be
    one
12.23262BARSTR::JANDROWFri Apr 25 1997 20:297
    
    i thinq that should have been "iraq'd"...otherwise it looqs liqe "i
    raked"...
    
    :>
    
    
12.23263BUSY::SLABA thousand pints of liteFri Apr 25 1997 21:336
    
    	"iraqqed"
    
    	If you're going to misspell a word, at least have the decency to
    	spell it right.
    
12.23264CSC32::M_EVANSbe the villageFri Apr 25 1997 22:063
    Working the late shift on a friday.
    
    
12.23265SALEM::DODADon't make me come down there...Fri Apr 25 1997 22:111
twits.
12.23266CSC32::M_EVANSbe the villageFri Apr 25 1997 22:195
    Twits?
    
    Which Twits?
    
    
12.23267SALEM::DODADon't make me come down there...Fri Apr 25 1997 22:223
Bad timing. not you folks...

The reason I'm still here twits. those twits.
12.23268POLAR::RICHARDSONA stranger in my own lifeFri Apr 25 1997 22:261
    bad twits bad bad bad.
12.23269CSC32::M_EVANSbe the villageFri Apr 25 1997 22:287
    naughty Twits.
    
    Still stuck for another hour.
    
    Just you me and glenn tonight?
    
    meg
12.23270POLAR::RICHARDSONA stranger in my own lifeFri Apr 25 1997 22:321
    looks like it.
12.23271PENUTS::DDESMAISONSAre you married or happy?Fri Apr 25 1997 22:344
  feel free to abuse me for the next 15 minutes or so.


12.23272CSC32::M_EVANSbe the villageFri Apr 25 1997 22:359
    Well,
    
    and I already read through the garden ads in the Denver Post.  Not all
    that inspiring with the amount of snow outside right now.  
    
    Also get to plan on bailing out the hole at this point.  Looks like 60+
    F by Sunday.  fast taws are not goodness on clay soil.
    
    
12.23273PENUTS::DDESMAISONSAre you married or happy?Fri Apr 25 1997 22:3911
  .23272  bummer, dudette.
	  i walked around the garden last night (the flower garden),
	  trying to remember where i transplanted all the different
	  types of daylilies to and what their names were.  think
	  i got it figured out.  i should label things more. ;>

	  it looks like 17 of the garlics i planted on thanksgiving are
	  gonna do well - they're several inches high now.


12.23274POLAR::RICHARDSONA stranger in my own lifeFri Apr 25 1997 22:421
    cool!
12.23275CSC32::M_EVANSbe the villageFri Apr 25 1997 22:4512
    color my eyes a deep shade of forest green.  
    
    I have no idea what my garden looks like at this point and the pansies
    are under about 18 inches of white s(*& at the moment.  so is the new
    rocking chair I got for my self.  
    
    I know early sping is muddy and full of false starts, but this is the
    first storm of this magnitude in many years.  
    
    meg
    
    
12.23276POLAR::RICHARDSONA stranger in my own lifeFri Apr 25 1997 22:481
    no snow, here in Canada, the great white north....
12.23277PENUTS::DDESMAISONSAre you married or happy?Fri Apr 25 1997 22:494
   .23275  8-<  geez, i can sort of imagine.  


12.23278CSC32::M_EVANSbe the villageFri Apr 25 1997 22:515
    Right you had something similar about two weeks ago or so?
    
    Time to wiat, but I want tomatoes in.
    
    
12.23279PENUTS::DDESMAISONSAre you married or happy?Fri Apr 25 1997 22:5411
>            <<< Note 12.23278 by CSC32::M_EVANS "be the village" >>>

>    Right you had something similar about two weeks ago or so?

	oh.  no, i wasn't even thinking about that, actually.  just
	in the last week, things have changed pretty dramatically in
	the flowering plant department, so i can imagine what a drag
	it must be to not be able to see it happening.


12.23280BUSY::SLABAct like you own the companyFri Apr 25 1997 23:073
    
    	Did I miss the "Abuse Diane quarter-hour"?
    
12.23281CSC32::M_EVANSbe the villageFri Apr 25 1997 23:082
    You'll have to ask Di, but it is now 5 Colorado time.  One more hour to
    go, YIPPIE!  bring on the beer
12.23282CSC32::M_EVANSbe the villageFri Apr 25 1997 23:245
    More white stuff coming down.  These fat flakes would have been great
    two months ago.  No I am sick of it though.  Guess I can now kiss the
    plum crop goodbye.
    
    
12.23283BUSY::SLABAct like you own the companyFri Apr 25 1997 23:395
    
    	The neighbors might start to talk.
    
    	Wave goodbye instead.
    
12.23284WASTED::thomasThe Code WarriorSat Apr 26 1997 18:572
Packing.  It's amazing the amount of %^&$ you can accumulate in 9 years.
I have 20 boxes (+ 2 more left to pack) and one "D" container.
12.23285BUSY::SLABAct like you own the companySat Apr 26 1997 22:066
    
    	Twenty boxes AND a D-container??
    
    	I could pack all of my personal stuff into a suitcase and still
    	have room to jump in there with it.
    
12.23286WASTED::thomasThe Code WarriorSun Apr 27 1997 01:2313
3 boxes of cables 
2 boxes of network cards
2 boxes of keyboards and mouses
3 boxes of books
2 boxes of other printed stuff
1 box of software
1 box of mugs and other digital giveaways
7 boxes I didn't unpack from my last move

I'd barely fit in the empty D container...

The D container has 2 VAXes, one MIPS, 4 alphas, 6 PCs
and their assorted monitors.
12.23287moving sucksFABSIX::S_MCREYNOLDSSun Apr 27 1997 01:537
    
    
    
      I'm moving, and my Apt. is a cluttered mess
    
      boxes everywhere i look, i feel like a mouse inside a maze
    
12.23288BUSY::SLABAct like you own the companySun Apr 27 1997 05:547
    
    	My Duster has a burnt-out headlight.  Of course I didn't notice it
    	until 10:00 tonight, when it was dark out and too late to go and
    	buy a new one.
    
    	But I haven't been stopped yet.
    
12.23289please let her be home packing!!!!!FABSIX::TR_TAYLORSun Apr 27 1997 10:407
        I know that my cousin hasn't packed a thing !!!!!
    and we are due to move into her apt. this week
    she has pictures still on the walls nick nacks still 
    on the shelves and dishes still in the cabinets!!!
    we on the other had are living out of boxes!!!!

    			8(
12.23290BUSY::SLABAct like you own the companySun Apr 27 1997 17:554
    
    	You definitely broke some sort of exclamation point rule in that
    	reply.
    
12.23291!!!!!!!!!FABSIX::TR_TAYLORMon Apr 28 1997 00:402
    Well I do what I can   8)  !!!
    
12.23292BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Mon Apr 28 1997 11:114

	I have a bad sunburn today. You can see I wore a tank top. Now I have
to go to work in pain. :-(  But softball was fun!
12.23293FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Mon Apr 28 1997 11:159
    
    
    	Having to program my TI-85 (graphing calculator)! The program
    example was written in basic and I had to figure out how to convert it
    to work on the TI. Seems ok, but typing text on the little bugger
    stinks. :)
    
    
    jim
12.23294SMURF::WALTERSMon Apr 28 1997 12:572
    A leaking skylight and leaking sneakers.  Although, it has a nice
    symmetry to it.
12.23295DEVO::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Mon Apr 28 1997 13:3310
    
    
    	TTHT    my honey gets in a fender bender on Friday and makes a 
    		fair amount of damage to his "baby".  ('88 Conquest TSi)
    
    	TTHT	not being able to really get much start on my tan yesterday
    		cuz the doctor put me on antibiotics.  That required me
    		wearing 30 sunblock instead of 15.  (antibiotics make your
    		skin sunburn easier)
    
12.23296ACISS1::BATTISFerzie fanMon Apr 28 1997 13:362
    
    tanning?  you only do that to hides.
12.23297POLAR::RICHARDSONA stranger in my own lifeMon Apr 28 1997 13:381
    so, you're calling JJ a cow? I think you're in big trouble now Battis.
12.23298CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsMon Apr 28 1997 13:385
    Free hint.  SPF 30 is no better than SPF 15 for Skin protection.  You
    will in general pay more for the higher ratings but in fact there is no
    more incremental protection afforded the skin by the higher rated
    stuff.  If you want to insure almost complete blockage, try zinc oxide. 
    It even comes in all kinds of fun colors now as well.  
12.23299Thanks.DEVO::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Mon Apr 28 1997 13:457
    
    
    	Brian,
    
    	Might I ask where you got that information?  First I've ever
    	heard that the SPF number doesn't make a difference.
    
12.23300BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Mon Apr 28 1997 13:557

	I've heard that too. On the news during the medical reports they do.



Glen
12.23301Snarf in time missed by nine:)ASGMKA::RAUHI survived the Cruel SpaMon Apr 28 1997 14:271
    Glen dude! Yha missed a good snarf~!:)
12.23302CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsMon Apr 28 1997 14:3424
    Judy,
    
    I read it somewhere in one of my sailing or skiing magazines when they
    were doing a test on various sunscreens and blocks.  It was also one of
    those consumer beat features on t.v.  The bottom line was that unless 
    you do something to totally block the sun i.e. covering up with
    clothing or go inside, you will still get exposure.  The maximum 
    effectiveness of sunscreens was something like 3-4 hours and you needed 
    to apply it often to replenish it.  One of those waterproof "sport" 
    lotions works better as they tend to not wash off as easily if you sweat.  
    I use a product called Bullfrog.  It was developed for surfers and is 
    rated at SPF18.  It only comes in one strength.  I like it as it tends 
    to not sting is sweat gets in my eyes like some other lotions might.  
    It also does not taste foul so I can use it on my entire face and lips. 
    I also like it as a little bit goes a long long way so I can carry a
    smaller bottle with me in my jacket or shorts.   
    
    My warning was more to not be lulled into thinking that a high SPF
    rating will allow you to stay out all day.  Especially If you are taking 
    drugs that enhance photosensitivity like some a.b.s. Even though it has
    a high rating, apply it often and liberally and check your skin to make
    sure you are not getting cooked.  
    
    Brian
12.23303SUBSYS::NEUMYERHere's your signMon Apr 28 1997 14:587
    
    Yep, Once you get to the higher SPFs, the protection stays about the
    same.
    
    	But I only use SPF0, so I couldn't say for sure.
    
    ed
12.23304NPSS::MCSKEANEdrink me a riverMon Apr 28 1997 15:069
    
    >< Note 12.23292 by BIGQ::SILVA "http://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/"
    
    >I have a bad sunburn today.
    
    That's why I left when I did. I could feel my skin starting to burn, so
    I figured that I'd get out of the sun ASAP
    
    POL :> (only slightly red)
12.23305DEVO::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Mon Apr 28 1997 15:4110
    
    
    	Thanks Brian.  Even if I am using a higher SPF, I usually apply
    	two or three times, depending on how long I'm going to be out.
    
    	I got really cooked a few years ago in St. Maarten so I've been
    	very conscientious about using lots of sunscreen ever since.
    
    	JJ
    
12.23306BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Mon Apr 28 1997 15:4712
12.23307LANDO::OLIVER_Blooking for deep meaningMon Apr 28 1997 15:503
    
    it's raining like a bastard out there.
    
12.23308BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Mon Apr 28 1997 15:534

	Ok.... just what does a bastard look like? People keep referring to
them all day today.
12.23309SMURF::WALTERSMon Apr 28 1997 15:543
    King George III.
    
    
12.23310WMOIS::CONNELLNo one noticed the cat.Mon Apr 28 1997 15:597
    That my Brother-In-Law clipped his arm with his chainsaw on Saturday
    and had to take 38 stitches in said arm. Glad he didn't hit any major
    arteries or sever any limbs.
    
    Bright Blessings,
    
    PJ
12.23311CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayMon Apr 28 1997 16:034


eeesh..
12.23312LANDO::OLIVER_Blooking for deep meaningMon Apr 28 1997 16:055
    
    boy, when those things bounce backatcha...
    
    scary.
    
12.23313ACISS1::BATTISEDS boundMon Apr 28 1997 16:263
    
    PJ, tell your B-I-L to try it on the tree next time. works better that
    way.
12.23314LANDO::OLIVER_Blooking for deep meaningMon Apr 28 1997 16:303
    .23313
    
    what a cruel and unkind comment.
12.23315BUSY::SLABAnd one of us is left to carry on.Mon Apr 28 1997 16:444
    
    	At least he didn't say, "Careful, or next time it could be your
    	penis".
    
12.23316EDSCLU::JAYAKUMARMon Apr 28 1997 16:545
>>    what a cruel and unkind comment.

Comeon! Isn't this sense of humor which sustained us as people for 3000 years?
.. what 5 million years? even more better!

12.23317WMOIS::CONNELLNo one noticed the cat.Mon Apr 28 1997 17:087
    That's ok. This is the box and I'm glad of the sympathy we are gathering,
    but the comments that would be nasty elsewhere are not taken that way
    in here. So thank you all, even the cutsie comments.
    
    Bright Blessings,
    
    PJ
12.23318SMARTT::JENNISONAnd baby makes fiveMon Apr 28 1997 17:177
    
    	TTHT:
    
     	Whatever illness has befallen my husband sounds an awful
    	lot like mono...
    
    
12.23319POLAR::RICHARDSONA stranger in my own lifeMon Apr 28 1997 17:191
    Be thankful it's mono, I hear stereo is twice as bad.
12.23320CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsMon Apr 28 1997 17:211
    Good thing they stamped put quadraphonics then! 
12.23321POLAR::RICHARDSONA stranger in my own lifeMon Apr 28 1997 17:241
    there hasn't been a recent quadraphenia outbreak, has there?
12.23322SMURF::WALTERSMon Apr 28 1997 17:281
    I imaging the Who would GAS.
12.23323POLAR::RICHARDSONA stranger in my own lifeMon Apr 28 1997 17:491
    or at least a concerted effort, eh?
12.23324BUSY::SLABAntisocialMon Apr 28 1997 17:555
    
    	RE: .23319
    
    	I found that much funnier than I should have.
    
12.23325CSC32::M_EVANSbe the villageMon Apr 28 1997 17:5617
    12.23298
    
    >Free hint.  SPF 30 is no better than SPF 15 for Skin protection.  You
    >will in general pay more for the higher ratings but in fact there is no
    >more incremental protection afforded the skin by the higher rated
    >stuff.  If you want to insure almost complete blockage, try zinc oxide.
    >It even comes in all kinds of fun colors now as well.
    
    
    Must be nice not to have red-headed children.  The difference between
    APF 15 and SPF 50 is the difference of whether or not Carrie can be
    outside with her friends through the summer.  I could document the
    evidence, but why risk my childrens' health to prove a point?  It has
    been proven to me with my skin, my kids' skin and a couple of other
    red-haired freckeled friends and their children.  
    
    meg
12.23326DEVO::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Mon Apr 28 1997 18:1312
    
    
    
    	TTHT   mail I sent two weeks ago is just now getting to people
    		(and no, this wasn't even via Exchange!)
    
    
    	re: PJ
    
    	Sorry to hear about your brother.  
    
    
12.23327BUSY::SLABAs you wishMon Apr 28 1997 18:2012
    
    	JJ, was it sent via VMS?  I assume you used NMAIL or it wouldn't
    	have taken two weeks to go through.
    
    	You can type
    
    	NMAI SHOW QUEUE/FULL
    
    	from your DCL prompt and see which jobs are still pending, and
    	then contact your CS/IT group and ask if there's anything that
    	they can do about it.

12.23328EVMS::MORONEYMon Apr 28 1997 18:442
NMAIL gives up and returns an error message to sender after 3 days, unless
some NM$ logical or symbol (forget which) the sender defines overrides it
12.23329POLAR::RICHARDSONA stranger in my own lifeMon Apr 28 1997 18:461
    nyaaaah. as if madman would know.
12.23330EVMS::MORONEYMon Apr 28 1997 18:501
Hey, read the documentation if you don't believe me.  Or just try it.
12.23331POLAR::RICHARDSONA stranger in my own lifeMon Apr 28 1997 18:521
    er. I was joking. you're always right.
12.23332ACISS1::BATTISEDS boundMon Apr 28 1997 18:582
    
    madmans humor meter needs fixing..
12.23333EVMS::MORONEYMon Apr 28 1997 19:003
Madman's

NNTTM, HTH, KFC, QWERTY.
12.23334ACISS1::BATTISEDS boundMon Apr 28 1997 19:062
    
    look bub, fix the humor meter. leave the excess apostrophes to me.
12.23335DOOMEDEVMS::MORONEYMon Apr 28 1997 19:195
re .23331:

> you're always right.

I'm doomed.  Doomed.
12.23336BUSY::SLABAudiophiles do it 'til it hertz!Mon Apr 28 1997 19:409
    
    	NM$EXPIRE can be set with a delta time
    
    	NM$EXPIRE == "dddd hh:mm:ss"
    
    	or a fixed time
    
    	NM$EXPIRE == "dd-mmm-yyyy hh:mm:ss"
    
12.23337DEVO::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Mon Apr 28 1997 20:546
    
    
    	I think it's more a case of problems due to disks being
    	removed from the GOOEY/DECWIN cluster as part of the sale
    	to EDS.
    
12.23338WMOIS::GIROUARD_CTue Apr 29 1997 10:052
    things seem kinda slow in here the past week or so. like nap time at
    the zoo.
12.23339BARSTR::JANDROWTue Apr 29 1997 12:464
    
    tth:  i can feel a sore throat coming on... %^/
    
    
12.23340CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayTue Apr 29 1997 12:564


 computers..I hate 'em, I hate 'em, I hate 'em..
12.23341ACISS1::BATTISEDS boundTue Apr 29 1997 12:592
    
    jimbob, computer are your *friends*, they mean you no harm.
12.23342CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayTue Apr 29 1997 13:085

 Oh yeah???  Then why can't I just plug a new modem into the thing and
 have it work without having to call in a sorcerer, medicine man and an
 excorsist?
12.23343NAC::BULEAN::BANKSGoose CookerTue Apr 29 1997 13:083
Because it's a PeeCee.  Consider it a rite of passage.

ALso a strong argument for external modems.
12.23344PENUTS::DDESMAISONSAre you married or happy?Tue Apr 29 1997 13:109
>  <<< Note 12.23342 by CSLALL::HENDERSON "Give the world a smile each day" >>>

> excorsist?

   exorcist

   nnttm


12.23345CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayTue Apr 29 1997 13:143

 Whatever..
12.23346ACISS1::BATTISEDS boundTue Apr 29 1997 13:182
    
    jimbob, polly is trying to help you out. you should really thank her.
12.23347CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayTue Apr 29 1997 13:277


 Ah...I'm tossing the whole blasted thing out the window..i'll take great
 joy in watching it shatter into little bitty pieces as the diodes and 
 capacitors and modems and little bitty wires and jumpers and all the other
 gizmos scatter all over the place..
12.23348COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertTue Apr 29 1997 13:291
Buy a Mac.
12.23349ACISS1::BATTISEDS boundTue Apr 29 1997 13:293
    
    jimbob, maybe the user needs to be thrown out the window instead.
    Just a thought.
12.23350ACISS1::BATTISEDS boundTue Apr 29 1997 13:294
    
    .23348
    
    a capable Macthumper replacement for Herr Binder.
12.23352CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayTue Apr 29 1997 13:318
    
>    jimbob, maybe the user needs to be thrown out the window instead.
>    Just a thought.



     could be.
12.23353BUSY::SLABBlack No. 1Tue Apr 29 1997 13:525
    
    	RE: .23348
    
    	Why, is the Mac case built to withstand the drop out the window?
    
12.23354CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayTue Apr 29 1997 13:543

 I didn't say "drop"..I said "toss"
12.23355BIGHOG::PERCIVALI'm the NRA,USPSA/IPSC,NROI-ROTue Apr 29 1997 13:5811
  <<< Note 12.23354 by CSLALL::HENDERSON "Give the world a smile each day" >>>



> I didn't say "drop"..I said "toss"


	Wouldn't it be more fun to take it to the range and pump a few
	rounds of 12 Ga. OO buck into it?

Jim
12.23356CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsTue Apr 29 1997 13:598
    Well, It looks like I need to post a retraction of sorts for the
    sunscreen advice yesterday.  After cruising the web to get more info, I
    found several sources that indicated SPF15 or higher was recommended. 
    One source, the FDA consumer magazine questioned the effectiveness of
    anything over SPF30.  Regardless of what you use, remember that SPF
    ratings are relative to each individual and how they react to the sun. 
    
    Brian
12.23357BUSY::SLABBlack No. 1Tue Apr 29 1997 14:027
    
    	RE: .23354
    
    	Oh, so you're applying a bit more forward momentum to the case and
    	allowing it to skid across the ground, thereby reducing the down-
    	ward momentum and related damages as a result.
    
12.23358CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayTue Apr 29 1997 14:068

>	Wouldn't it be more fun to take it to the range and pump a few
>	rounds of 12 Ga. OO buck into it?



 I'm not into guns.  However, I will stomp on whatever pieces remain.
12.23359CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayTue Apr 29 1997 14:0910
    
>    	Oh, so you're applying a bit more forward momentum to the case and
>    	allowing it to skid across the ground, thereby reducing the down-
>    	ward momentum and related damages as a result.
 

 Oh no....I'm planning on standing on the third floor in my apt bldg and
 raising the thing over my head and throwing it as hard as I can straight
 down into the parking lot..   

12.23360ACISS1::BATTISEDS boundTue Apr 29 1997 14:155
    
    jimbob, with your luck you would probably hit someone and kill them.
    then we'd have to visit you in jail, etc...... just take it into
    a store and let them install it. cheaper, and we won't need the nail
    file.
12.23361LANDO::OLIVER_Blooking for deep meaningTue Apr 29 1997 15:223
    
    rogue eyebrow hairs.
    
12.23362SMURF::WALTERSTue Apr 29 1997 16:564
    If Oli's plucking follicles,
    Much harder than she should,
    Maybe 'tis her tweezers,
    That are no plucking good.
12.23363LANDO::OLIVER_Blooking for deep meaningTue Apr 29 1997 17:013
    
    that guy can rhyme like a bastard.
    
12.23364BUSY::SLABCareer Opportunity Week at DECTue Apr 29 1997 17:443
    
    	Yes, he's one funny motherplucker.
    
12.23365ASIC::RANDOLPHTom R. N1OOQTue Apr 29 1997 18:419
Anybody see that "Troublesome Creek" thing on the toob?

There's one of those big farm auctions happening today in Barre. All the
machinery was lined up in neat rows this morning. Wife sez around 200 cars in
the field, from all surrounding states.

A friend with an herb farm in town is getting out. They started up a bed &
breakfast and have made oodles more money with that than they ever got
growing herbs. "No money in farming", she says...
12.23366SX4GTO::OLSONDBTC Palo AltoTue Apr 29 1997 18:505
    > growing herbs. "No money in farming", she says...
    
    they're growing the wrong herb.
    
    DougO
12.23367PENUTS::DDESMAISONSAre you married or happy?Tue Apr 29 1997 18:524
   thyme is money.


12.23368ACISS1::BATTISEDS boundTue Apr 29 1997 18:534
    
    .23367
    
    very good. you've been practicing I see.
12.23369WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjTue Apr 29 1997 18:554
    >they're growing the wrong herb.
    
     Gee- is there any way to have black market pricing on a legal herb?
    :-)
12.23370natchGAAS::BRAUCHERAnd nothing else mattersTue Apr 29 1997 18:554
    
      yes, Di is cumin around nicely
    
      bb
12.23371SMURF::WALTERSTue Apr 29 1997 20:001
    Herb farmer says BB better than dill dough.  Film at 11:00.
12.23372ACISS1::BATTISEDS boundTue Apr 29 1997 20:012
    
    <--- bwahaaaaaaaaaa
12.23373incongruous images...GAAS::BRAUCHERAnd nothing else mattersTue Apr 29 1997 20:155
    
      Why do I picture Herb the Farmer as the guy with the pitchfork
     in American Gothic, except with a bow tie, hornrim glasses, etc ?
    
      bb
12.23374POLAR::RICHARDSONA stranger in my own lifeTue Apr 29 1997 20:171
    I liked that show. too bad it got cancelled.
12.23375LANDO::OLIVER_Blooking for deep meaningTue Apr 29 1997 20:294
    
    American Gothic, his most famous work, but not his best.
    boy, was he into patterns.  the boy with the red and black
    checkered shirt is, how shall i say, incroyable.
12.23376SMURF::WALTERSTue Apr 29 1997 20:302
    I prefer Soapbox gothic horror - "The Pit and the Pangolin", for
    example.
12.23377ACISS2::LEECHTerminal PhilosophyTue Apr 29 1997 20:3510
    .23347
    
    Yes, I know that feeling *well*.  
    
    
    I'm convinced that there is no such thing as a plug 'n play
    modem.  You can plug it in easy enough, but getting it to play is
    another story.  My modem will nake a nice key-chain after I cut it into
    itty bitty peices with hack-saw (and then I start in on my video card,
    and then...).
12.23378ACISS1::BATTISEDS boundWed Apr 30 1997 12:114
    
    Mike Royko, a columnist with the Chicago Tribune died yesterday of
    heart failure. I've always enjoyed reading his columns on a daily
    basis. RIP Slats Grobnick.
12.23379do they eat scaly ants ?GAAS::BRAUCHERAnd nothing else mattersWed Apr 30 1997 13:014
    
      scaly anteaters
    
      bb
12.23380BUSY::SLABDancin' on CoalsWed Apr 30 1997 13:403
    
    	No, because then it would be scaly ant eaters.
    
12.23381DEVO::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Wed Apr 30 1997 14:0110
    	    
    
    	    The product Shane's working on may not ship before schedule,
            or even on time.  Which means, no bonus $$ until it *does*
            ship, which means he won't get the $$ till after the wedding,
            which means we'll have to borrow some money from my parents
            to pay for part of the wedding.  =(
    [EOB]
    
                                                              
12.23382LANDO::OLIVER_Blooking for deep meaningWed Apr 30 1997 14:043
    
    contingencies!  contingencies!
    
12.23383BUSY::SLABDancin' on CoalsWed Apr 30 1997 14:084
    
    	Geez, JJ, I usually wait until I actually get a bonus before I
    	start to spend it.  8^)
    
12.23384GAVEL::JANDROWWed Apr 30 1997 14:5211
    
    at least you know you will be able to pay your parents back, jj.  it's
    not like the money isn't there at all...just not touchable at the
    moment.  
    
    tth:  whilst in the shower this morning, i was washing my hair and then
          i somehow turned my neck the wrong way and OUCH!!  at one point, 
    	  i couldn't move my neck to look down.  it's a bit better now.  but 
    	  it still hurts to fully rotate my neck in any directiong...
    	  %^/#8-< 
    
12.23385BUSY::SLABDo ya wanna bump and grind with me?Wed Apr 30 1997 14:534
    
    	At least you'll know next time to wash your legs and feet first,
    	just in case it happens again.
    
12.23386SMARTT::JENNISONAnd baby makes fiveWed Apr 30 1997 15:3111
    
    	TTHT:
    
    	Hearing that a friend had bypass surgery last week,
    	and is still unconscious.  He's suffered four "mini-strokes"
    	in these eight days.
    
    	He's only 35, and has a wife and two kids.
    
    	:-(
    
12.23387ACISS1::BATTISEDS boundWed Apr 30 1997 15:353
    
    Karen, yikes! 35, that's awful young for bypass surgery. hope all works
    out well.
12.23388SMARTT::JENNISONAnd baby makes fiveWed Apr 30 1997 15:374
    
    	yeah, I know.  Unfortunately, it was not his first.
    
    
12.23389WMOIS::GIROUARD_CWed Apr 30 1997 15:474
    neat bonus situation... on time = bonus
                            late    = bonus
    
    where do i sign up! :-) 
12.23390SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Wed Apr 30 1997 16:0613
    .23377
    
    > I'm convinced that there is no such thing as a plug 'n play modem.
    
    Of course there is such a thing as a plug 'n' play modem.  I have one,
    a 33600-bps-capable SupraFAXmodem 288 V.34.  It came with excellent
    fax software and a good lite-variety terminal emulator.  My modem is an
    external unit, but there's also an internal PCI-bus model.
    
    Unfortunately for about 89% of the personal computer users in the
    world, this modem requires a plug 'n' play computer.  The computer need
    not have an Apple logo on it - any computer that runs Mac OS will work
    fine.
12.23391BUSY::SLABDo you wanna bang heads with me?Wed Apr 30 1997 16:094
    
    	W95 with my Megahertz 28.8K modem was basically plug-n-play with
    	the help of the included installation disk.
    
12.23392DEVO::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Wed Apr 30 1997 16:1422
    
    
    	re: Raq
    
    	True.  But I've borrowed quite a bit from them in the past that
    	I just don't want to do it again!  And I've done that to my
    	neck before.  VERY painful.  =(
    
    	re: Karen
    
    	I'm really sorry to hear about your friend.  I hope he pulls
    	through ok.
    
    	re: Chip
    
    	No no....... no bonus if they ship late.  They get a bonus if
    	they ship on time and then there's an "early target" date that
    	if they achieve that, they get more.  That's the extra they
    	were slated to get until yesterday when the org. head decided
    	to have a meeting on whether to ship or not.  
    
    
12.23393PENUTS::DDESMAISONSAre you married or happy?Wed Apr 30 1997 16:154
  .23390  <blink>


12.23394LANDO::OLIVER_Blooking for deep meaningWed Apr 30 1997 16:173
    
    guest appearance?
    
12.23395CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayWed Apr 30 1997 16:198


 I still don't have my modem working..though I didn't have time to fuss
 with it last night.


 Jim
12.23396PENUTS::DDESMAISONSAre you married or happy?Wed Apr 30 1997 16:286
  .23394   he's an enigma, shrouded in mystery, wrapped in
	   a riddle, and then sealed with duct tape.  or
	   something like that.


12.23397ACISS1::BATTISEDS boundWed Apr 30 1997 16:303
    
    Bill Gates was in town yesterday. We couldn't get together for lunch
    though, he had to reformat his Apple  hard drive.
12.23398SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Wed Apr 30 1997 16:323
    If I were going to put an Apple hard drive into a PeeCee, I'd reformat
    it, too.  I can't imagine ever wanting to waste a perfectly good hard
    drive to do that, though.
12.23399ACISS1::BATTISEDS boundWed Apr 30 1997 16:343
    
    well, well, well. I knew all this Bill Gates talk would smoke you out
    eventually. Good to see you again.
12.23400SALEM::DODADon't make me come down there...Wed Apr 30 1997 17:031
distance.
12.23401MRPTH1::16.34.80.132::slabWed Apr 30 1997 17:355
	Distance, or length?

	If the latter, I'm sorry to hear that.

12.23402SALEM::DODADon't make me come down there...Wed Apr 30 1997 17:432
People who don't understand the difference between distance and 
length.
12.23403ACISS1::BATTISEDS boundWed Apr 30 1997 17:463
    
    people who don't understand the difference between length and
    distance.
12.23404WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjWed Apr 30 1997 17:597
    TTHT:
    
     A wine which I originally purchased at $13/bottle sold out of the
    local market. The guy who split a case with me was talking with me the
    other day and we decided to see if his source could get any more. Well,
    they _might_ be able to get more (shipped from Australia) at double the
    price. Ouch! The wine market is fornicating nuts lately!
12.23405ACISS1::BATTISEDS boundWed Apr 30 1997 18:022
    
    how many bottles in a case of wine?
12.23406POLAR::RICHARDSONA stranger in my own lifeWed Apr 30 1997 18:031
    24
12.23407ACISS1::BATTISEDS boundWed Apr 30 1997 18:062
    
    thanks glenn.
12.23408nopeGAAS::BRAUCHERAnd nothing else mattersWed Apr 30 1997 18:064
    
      it's 12, or I'm a Dutchman
    
      bb
12.23409LANDO::OLIVER_Blooking for deep meaningWed Apr 30 1997 18:072
    
    that's a demi-case.
12.23410PENUTS::DDESMAISONSAre you married or happy?Wed Apr 30 1997 18:113
   billbob is a connoisseur, you see.

12.23411LANDO::OLIVER_Blooking for deep meaningWed Apr 30 1997 18:202
    
    he is?  idnkt.  
12.23412PENUTS::DDESMAISONSAre you married or happy?Wed Apr 30 1997 18:225
  .23411  oh yes.  do not ask him to multi-task while he's
	  appreciating the grape though.


12.23413WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjWed Apr 30 1997 18:223
    >how many bottles in a case of wine?
    
     A dozen (more often than not). 2X for half bottles. .5X for magnums.
12.23414POLAR::RICHARDSONA stranger in my own lifeWed Apr 30 1997 18:221
    Cases of 12 are 1,5 litre bottles, typically.
12.23415POLAR::RICHARDSONA stranger in my own lifeWed Apr 30 1997 18:241
    Up here, I mean.
12.23416WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjWed Apr 30 1997 18:277
    >Cases of 12 are 1,5 litre bottles, typically.
    
     Cases in most of the world are 12 bottles of 750 ml each.
    
     I've never heard of a 12 bottle case of 1.5l bottles (magnums).
    
     I think you may be mistaken.
12.23417WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjWed Apr 30 1997 18:285
>  .23411  oh yes.  do not ask him to multi-task while he's
>	  appreciating the grape though.
    
    That'll engender a few more years of bonapartiste comments for sure!
    :-)
12.23418POLAR::RICHARDSONA stranger in my own lifeWed Apr 30 1997 18:283
    yes, you are quite correct, I am mistaken.
    
    {v8 slap}
12.23419LANDO::OLIVER_Blooking for deep meaningWed Apr 30 1997 18:304
    /do not ask him to multi-task
    
    oh, too bad.  i imagined him knocking off a few
    bottles as he finished up _the naked and the dead_.
12.23420to make it clearer...GAAS::BRAUCHERAnd nothing else mattersWed Apr 30 1997 18:315
    
      the answer is (trust me on this), there are too many bottles
     in a case of wine
    
      bb
12.23421ACISS1::BATTISEDS boundWed Apr 30 1997 18:314
    
    .23420
    
    mike W will agree with that wholeheartedly.
12.23422WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjWed Apr 30 1997 18:321
    I think he's gotten his car safely out of the way at this point.
12.23423DECWET::WOLINSKIuCoder sans FrontieresWed Apr 30 1997 18:416
  Yup, it's safely out of the way. I now have to dodge clueless, latte drinking,
yuppies driving 4x4's!!! BB's easy compared to them!!! ;-)))


	-mike
12.23424POWDML::HANGGELIElvis Needs BoatsWed Apr 30 1997 18:423
    
    Boy, I'm glad I'm not clueless, too 8^).
    
12.23425ACISS1::BATTISEDS boundWed Apr 30 1997 18:492
    
    mike, be careful who you call a yuppie.
12.23426MRPTH1::16.34.80.132::slabWed Apr 30 1997 19:097
	RE: .23424

	Not about that, anyways.

	8^)

12.23427POWDML::HANGGELIElvis Needs BoatsWed Apr 30 1997 19:093
    
    <glare>
    
12.23428so ?GAAS::BRAUCHERAnd nothing else mattersWed Apr 30 1997 19:134
    
      <Italian shrug>
    
      bb
12.23429CSC32::M_EVANSbe the villageWed Apr 30 1997 19:384
    Latte's shouldn't be drunk by yuppies, I thought they were suitable for
    childcren only.
    
    
12.23430BIGHOG::PERCIVALI'm the NRA,USPSA/IPSC,NROI-ROWed Apr 30 1997 19:4213
            <<< Note 12.23429 by CSC32::M_EVANS "be the village" >>>

>    Latte's shouldn't be drunk by yuppies, I thought they were suitable for
>    childcren only.
 
	Now, be nice. A double shot latte is the only way I get my eyes
	open most mornings (really tough too, since I have to drive
	over to the little kiosk to get it). ;-)

Jim
   
    

12.23431DECWET::WOLINSKIuCoder sans FrontieresWed Apr 30 1997 19:517
>>>Latte's shouldn't be drunk by yuppies, I thought they were suitable for
    childcren only.

  Here in the Seattle area lattes are the yuppie drink of choice. Personally I drink
double or triple shots of expresso straight with no pollutants. 

	-mike
12.23432we have a match !!GAAS::BRAUCHERAnd nothing else mattersWed Apr 30 1997 19:544
    
      M_Evan's, meet mr. batti's...
    
      bb
12.23433ACISS1::BATTISEDS boundWed Apr 30 1997 19:553
    
    Mike, since you are in Seattle, say hello to Greg Skinner or Annmarie
    Skinner iffen you run into them for me.
12.23434POWDML::HANGGELIElvis Needs BoatsWed Apr 30 1997 19:563
    
    And what if he runs into them for himself?
    
12.23435DECWET::WOLINSKIuCoder sans FrontieresWed Apr 30 1997 19:593
>>>And what if he runs into them for himself?

  I know I won't be drinking a latte if I do!!! 
12.23436CSC32::M_EVANSbe the villageWed Apr 30 1997 20:535
    Probably belongs under things to like
    
    I am glad I live at least 15 miles west of Mr. Percival in the morning.
    
    I drink two cups of tea before I even tackle the road in the morning.
12.23437BIGHOG::PERCIVALI'm the NRA,USPSA/IPSC,NROI-ROWed Apr 30 1997 21:248
            <<< Note 12.23436 by CSC32::M_EVANS "be the village" >>>

>    I am glad I live at least 15 miles west of Mr. Percival in the morning.
 
	The good news is the kiosk is very close by (Flintridge and Academy),
	only 5 minutes from the house.

Jim
12.23438MRPTH1::16.34.80.132::slabWed Apr 30 1997 21:523
	Hmmm, and how far do you live away from him at night?

12.23439Whats that in the road? ITS A DEER!!!!!42326::FREKESLike a thief in the nightThu May 01 1997 12:2911
    TTHT
    
    Hitting bambi on the way home last night. I stopped to make sure the
    car was OK. Just cosmetic damage, no structural damage. Garage reckon
    about 3 days to fix. They have booked me in for two weeks time. In the
    mean time I have to drive around in my damaged car. It looks awful.
    Luckily there's no blood stains on any of the lamps. It would look a
    whole lot worse if there was.
    
    Steven
    
12.2344035568::BATTISEDS boundThu May 01 1997 12:313
    
    doc, here's your chance for some venison!! I mean he hit what you
    couldn't.
12.23441CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsThu May 01 1997 13:441
    Aha!  Poaching the Queen's game were ya'?  
12.23442very serious offense...GAAS::BRAUCHERAnd nothing else mattersThu May 01 1997 13:484
    
      In the old days, he'd of been beheaded.
    
      bb
12.23443GOOEY::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Thu May 01 1997 14:298
    
    
    	Steven,
    
    	Guess you didn't even care about hitting the deer huh?
    	As long as it didn't get blood on your car?  nice.
    
    
12.23444SMARTT::JENNISONAnd baby makes fiveThu May 01 1997 14:387
    
    	TTHT:
    
    	a severe pain in my neck, not unlike what raq experienced
    	yesterday
    
    
12.234458^)POWDML::HANGGELIElvis Needs BoatsThu May 01 1997 14:484
    
    Glen certainly gets around.
    
    
12.23446CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsThu May 01 1997 14:5011
    TTHLN:
    
    Going to a meeting of the Wachusett Mt. Monitoring Committee and
    Wachusett Mt. Advisory Board.  A truly disgusting display of self
    important NIMBYs and bark huggers looking to micro-manage a local
    business.  Democracy is good.  Citizen involvement is good.  
    Preserving a shared resource is good.  Choking a thriving business that
    puts money back into the community by nitpicking every action is bad.  
    
    
    Brian
12.23447:-( !!!!!!!!BOOKIE::KELLERSorry, temporal prime directiveThu May 01 1997 14:508
    Websites that charge you that don't let you know they charge you...
    www.autoconnection.com
    www.massport.com
    
    Each of these sites charge you for every page that you hit and bill it
    on your phone bill.
    
    --Geoff
12.23448NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu May 01 1997 15:012
How can they do that if I don't tell them my phone number and I'm not
connected via phone?
12.23449ACISS1::BATTISEDS boundThu May 01 1997 15:032
    
    Gerald is asking the tough questions today.
12.23450SUBSYS::NEUMYERHere's your signThu May 01 1997 15:128
    
    	TTHY
    
    	Front brake seized up on me last nite. Dumped the bike and my wife
    and I rolled onto the road. No injury and happened one mile from home
    but now the bike needs some work.
    
    ed
12.23451It was not a designated animal crossing anyway!!42326::FREKESLike a thief in the nightThu May 01 1997 15:1217
    <<< Note 12.23443 by GOOEY::JUDY "That's *Ms. Bitch* to you!" >>>
    
    >Guess you didn't even care about hitting the deer huh?
    
    Nope
    
    It was about 01:00 this morning. And by the time I had slowed down, the
    deer would have been a about hundred yards back. No lights on the road,
    I had no flash light, and it was a dual carriage way. So I could not
    have reversed to see if it was OK, as there were cars passing. 
    
    I figured from the sound, and the place of impact, he would have been
    killed, and thrown off the road into the hedge or something. I was not
    about to go poking about looking for a near dead animal. I reckon it
    either died on impact or a few minutes later. 
    
    Steven
12.23452ACISS1::BATTISEDS boundThu May 01 1997 15:282
    
    Glad you and tour wife were ok, ed. 
12.23453BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Thu May 01 1997 15:317
| <<< Note 12.23445 by POWDML::HANGGELI "Elvis Needs Boats" >>>


| Glen certainly gets around.

	HEY HEY HEY!!!!!

12.23454WMOIS::CONNELLNo one noticed the cat.Thu May 01 1997 15:549
    re .23446; Brian, why does Wachusett Mt. need advice? I can understand
    the monitoring. We gotta keep those pesky mountains in their place.
    It's really bad when they form a chain. They can get out of hand then,
    what with avalanches and rockslides and all. Advice, naahhh. They won't
    listen.
    
    Bright Blessings,
    
    PJ
12.23455CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsThu May 01 1997 16:322
    Why does it need advice?  Beats me.  I have never seen it make a wrong
    move on its own either.  
12.23456MRPTH1::16.34.80.132::slabThu May 01 1997 17:4116
RE: .23443

Oh, give me a break.  It's not as if he tried to hit the thing ... it 
was unintentional.  I mean, if he had hit a cow he would have had to 
go back because, well, free leather coat and all.

[Reminds me of "Die Hard 3: Die Hard With a Vengeance" when Samuel L. 
Jackson asks "Are you aiming for these people?" as he and Bruce 
Willis are driving through Central Park.


RE: .23445

That was excellent.

12.23457TROOA::BUTKOVICHclowns to the left...jokers to the rightThu May 01 1997 18:214
    there are 90 km/hr winds gusting in my part of town.  Highway driving
    was kinda scary at lunch.
    
    Is there a specific speed of wind which gets classified as a hurricane?
12.23458POLAR::RICHARDSONPangolin Wielding PonceThu May 01 1997 18:233
|    Is there a specific speed of wind which gets classified as a hurricane?
    
    yes.
12.23459COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertThu May 01 1997 18:231
But only if the storm comes from the ocean.
12.23460MRPTH1::16.34.80.132::slabThu May 01 1997 18:246
75MPH+, if I remember correctly.

So, if you're driving straight into the wind at 75MPH and your car 
suddenly stops, you know you just hit a hurricane.

12.23461SMURF::WALTERSThu May 01 1997 18:241
    55 mph and above, force 10+ on the Beaufort Scale.
12.23462TROOA::BUTKOVICHclowns to left/jokers to rightThu May 01 1997 18:292
    well 90km is approx. 54 mph so I think we're getting close! (well,
    except for that part about it having to come from the ocean)
12.23463Tropical Storm 35+ mph I thinkEVMS::MORONEYvi vi vi - Editor of the BeastThu May 01 1997 18:332
The speed is 74+ mph sustained wind in any part of the storm, and it's a
hurricane only if it's from the _Atlantic_ ocean.
12.23464SMURF::WALTERSThu May 01 1997 18:333
    Oops, I forgot - that scale is in knots, 1kt = just under 2kmh
    And it looks like forece 12 is hurricane, which would put it
    closer to Shawn's figure.  10 is "Storm Force".
12.23465PENUTS::DDESMAISONSAre you married or happy?Thu May 01 1997 18:343
   i trust Mike.  he knows his stuff.

12.23466POLAR::RICHARDSONPangolin Wielding PonceThu May 01 1997 18:354
    |hurricane only if it's from the _Atlantic_ ocean.

    I thought this too until I saw some on the Pacific side referred to as
    hurricanes. Also in Hawaii.
12.23467hurricane is atlanticGAAS::BRAUCHERAnd nothing else mattersThu May 01 1997 18:354
    
      right.  a big wind on the left coast is called Hollywood
    
      bb
12.23468EVMS::MORONEYvi vi vi - Editor of the BeastThu May 01 1997 18:394
They have different sets of names for West Pacific storms and East Pacific
storms.  The West Pacific storms are definitely called typhoons, not
hurricanes.  Now that I think about it I am unsure what the East Pacific
storms are called.  Surely we have lots of Left Coasters who know.
12.23469PENUTS::DDESMAISONSAre you married or happy?Thu May 01 1997 18:409
>            <<< Note 12.23459 by COVERT::COVERT "John R. Covert" >>>

>But only if the storm comes from the ocean.

	my dictionary says it can originate in the Caribbean Sea,
	too.


12.23470EVMS::MORONEYvi vi vi - Editor of the BeastThu May 01 1997 18:422
10 seconds with AltaVista says East Pacific storms are also called
hurricanes.  They draw from different names than the Atlantic hurricanes.
12.23471LANDO::OLIVER_Blooking for deep meaningThu May 01 1997 18:452
    
    yes, hurricane iniki ravaged kauai a few years ago.
12.23472SMURF::WALTERSThu May 01 1997 18:453
    At also says that they are all cyclones, with hurricanes/typhoons
    originating over water and tornadoes over land.  IDNKT.
    
12.23473Atlantic Ocean is a sea. Saltonstall Sea is _not_ an ocean.COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertThu May 01 1997 18:453
The Caribbean Sea is an ocean.

/john
12.23474TROOA::BUTKOVICHclowns to left/jokers to rightThu May 01 1997 18:4721
    In case anyone else is curious.... I looked up the Beaufort Scale:
    
    (names after Sir Francis Beaufort, 1774-1857, British admiral)
    
    
    Code No	Description		Pressure lbs		mph
    					per sq. foot
    
    0		Calm			0.		less than 1
    1		Light Air		0.01			1-3
    2		Light Breeze		0.08			4-7
    3		Gentle Breeze		0.28			8-12
    4		Moderate Breeze		0.67			13-18
    5		Fresh Breeze		1.31			19-24
    6		Strong Breeze		2.3			25-31
    7		Moderate gale		3.6			32-38
    8		Fresh gale		5.4			39-46
    9		Strong gale		7.7			47-54
    10		Whole gale		10.5			55-63
    11		Storm			14			64-75
    12		Hurricane		Above 17	     above 75
12.23475SMURF::WALTERSThu May 01 1997 18:472
    Aha. Perhaps all the taller lizards got blown away. 
    
12.23476POLAR::RICHARDSONPangolin Wielding PonceThu May 01 1997 18:493
    I've also heard of great lake winds being hurricane force.

    fwiw
12.23477COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertThu May 01 1997 18:506
The key word there is "force".

Hurricane force winds can occur independently of the type of storm called
a hurricane.

/john
12.23478NAC::BULEAN::BANKSGoose CookerThu May 01 1997 18:503
    Places I lived in Colorado regularly saw winds into three digits worth
    of MPH.  They warn't no hurricanes.  It takes a lot more than wind
    speed to define a hurricane.
12.23479ACISS1::BATTISEDS boundThu May 01 1997 18:522
    
    a tornado over water is called a water spout.
12.23480CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayThu May 01 1997 18:549

 Interesting thing about those Colorado winds as I recall, was that they
 were sustained winds in the high 2-3 digits..not just gusts.  Chinook
 winds, I believe they are called.



 Jim
12.23481SMURF::WALTERSThu May 01 1997 18:548
    The useful part of the Beaufort scale is the descriptions of the
     effects on sea and land.  You use this information to estimate
     the wind speed.  If I see small waves, a few white horses but
     no spray, I'm in a 11-16kt force 4 and set sail accordingly.
     
     (Although I actually don't do this 'cos I have a poncy electric
     wind meter.)  
     
12.23482LANDO::OLIVER_Blooking for deep meaningThu May 01 1997 18:553
    
    canuck winds?
    
12.23483POLAR::RICHARDSONPangolin Wielding PonceThu May 01 1997 18:581
    hoser farts?
12.23484NAC::BULEAN::BANKSGoose CookerThu May 01 1997 19:004
    Yes, Chinooks.  I've been told it's Manitou for "snow eater."  Caused
    by a pressure differential between the top of the mountains and bottom.
    
    I have seen (and suffered) serious damage from Chinooks.
12.23485EVMS::MORONEYvi vi vi - Editor of the BeastThu May 01 1997 19:066
12.23486whatever it's called,the drive home s/b funTROOA::BUTKOVICHclowns to left/jokers to rightThu May 01 1997 19:081
    isn't this forum great!  so educational!!
12.23487PENUTS::DDESMAISONSAre you married or happy?Thu May 01 1997 19:084
  i trust Mike.  he can read.


12.23488CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsThu May 01 1997 19:167
    Regardless of what they are called, are identical in nature.  
    Hurricanes are hurricanes over land or sea.  They just usually originate
    over water.  The ones we experience usually start as depressions off
    the coast of Africa building strength as they travel westward. 
    Hurricanes can develop in the Carribean or the Gulf of Mexico as well
    and do so far less frequently that the ones spawned off the coast of
    Africa.  
12.23489SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Thu May 01 1997 19:426
    .23480
    
    The chinook is a wind that comes down the east side of the Rockies. 
    It's a warm wind - I've seen one melt away more than a foot of snow
    in under 24 hours.  Chinooks are not necessarily of hurricane force
    but they're noticeably brisk.
12.23490how can someone like that stand mirrors?WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjThu May 01 1997 19:523
    1277.23 in moira::parenting
    
    Beanie Baby mania sinks to a new low.
12.23491CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayThu May 01 1997 19:5310


 The ones I experienced were incredibly brisk, up rooting trees, knocking over
 big scary trucks and their trailers, blowing out windows all over town..and
 they kept up all day.  I'd never seen anything like it.



 Jim
12.23492NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu May 01 1997 19:565
> The ones I experienced were incredibly brisk, up rooting trees, knocking over
> big scary trucks and their trailers, blowing out windows all over town..and
> they kept up all day.  I'd never seen anything like it.

I've never seen a Beanie Baby do anything like that either.
12.23493obvious beanie envy...GAAS::BRAUCHERAnd nothing else mattersThu May 01 1997 19:5610
    
      Why are all you people so paranoid and hostile whenever Beanie
     Babies (or even Teanie BeanieBabies) are mentioned ?  Does it burn
     you up that an obvious market need is being met ?  That something
     cute and inexpensive is a fad ?  Or are you burned that nobody
     cares enough about you to give you one ?
    
      I bet you honk your horn in rush hour, too.
    
      bb
12.23494NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu May 01 1997 19:572
So who's paranoid and hostile about Beanie Babies?  Did you read the note
the Doctah referred to?
12.23495LANDO::OLIVER_Blooking for deep meaningThu May 01 1997 19:593
    
    bb's a reactionary beanie baby owner!
    
12.23496POLAR::RICHARDSONPangolin Wielding PonceThu May 01 1997 20:001
    It's blowing like a bastard outside.
12.23497POLAR:: is right...GAAS::BRAUCHERAnd nothing else mattersThu May 01 1997 20:024
    
      is that in miles per hour, or inflated Leaf kph ?
    
      bb
12.23498HAMMAR::RAUHI survived the Cruel SpaThu May 01 1997 20:027
    .23494
    
    Hehehehehe.... Little do you know what happens late at night when all
    is asleep... ever notice how they just pretend to be dead, lifeless
    figures? ;)..... shhhhh!!! Aliens! From outter space! Here to suck the
    brains out of you head!!:)
    
12.23499SMURF::WALTERSThu May 01 1997 20:031
    That would be the Australian scale.
12.23500CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayThu May 01 1997 20:0312
>  <<< Note 12.23492 by NOTIME::SACKS "Gerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085" >>>

>> The ones I experienced were incredibly brisk, up rooting trees, knocking over
>> big scary trucks and their trailers, blowing out windows all over town..and
>> they kept up all day.  I'd never seen anything like it.

>I've never seen a Beanie Baby do anything like that either.



 These were the big Beanie Babies, Bub..
12.23501BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Thu May 01 1997 20:277
| <<< Note 12.23493 by GAAS::BRAUCHER "And nothing else matters" >>>

| Why are all you people so paranoid and hostile whenever Beanie
| Babies (or even Teanie BeanieBabies) are mentioned ?  

	bb....why do you lie??? I don't think anyone would have been any of the
above if we were to discuss Dr Dan back when he was a baby. Hmmmph! :-)
12.23502TROOA::BUTKOVICHclowns to left/jokers to rightThu May 01 1997 20:375
    the news has just given a very helpful hint for the drive home....
    
    "Hold on to your steering wheel"
    
    Thought I'd pass it on since some of you might find it useful. 8^/
12.23503GOOEY::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Thu May 01 1997 20:397
    
    
    	re: .23456
    
    	Hey Shawn?  Stuff it.  I never said he did it on purpose.
    
    
12.23504MRPTH1::16.34.80.132::slabThu May 01 1997 21:3618
RE: .23493

There's that "need" word again, used in the same sentence as "Beanie 
Babies".  "Need" is not the correct word.


RE: .23498

>Here to suck the brains out of you head!!:)

Now THAT certainly explains alot.  How many DO you have, George?


RE: JJ

Geez, what a grouch you are!!

12.23505HAMMAR::RAUHI survived the Cruel SpaThu May 01 1997 21:432
    Slabbo! Watch out!! There might be one on your pillow tonight.:)
    
12.23506WMOIS::GIROUARD_CFri May 02 1997 10:114
    well bb, i think the hostility and paranoia has little to do with the
    little pieces of (whatever). i think it has more to do with the sane,
    grounded segment of the population experiencing acute and justified
    anxiety about these fanatics. we are justified, you know.
12.23507WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjFri May 02 1997 10:583
    >Did you read the note the Doctah referred to?
    
     I think the answer to that question is self-evident, don't you?
12.23508i wear my food well...GAVEL::JANDROWFri May 02 1997 12:547
    a minor one:  
    
    ttht:  dropping a bit of yogurt onto my newly dry-cleaned shirt.  at
    least my hair covers most of it up, which is where the yogurt
    originally plopped, but in the clean up attempt, it found my shirt...
    
    
12.23509GOOEY::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Fri May 02 1997 13:1910
    
    
    	re: Shawn
    
    	Only when it's deserved.  =)
    
    	TTHT   the stupid podiatrist Shane goes to (at least for now).
    		His insurance company should rethink their decision to
    		have this doctor on their approved list.
    
12.23510SUBSYS::NEUMYERHere's your signFri May 02 1997 13:295
    
    	Finding out that they turned Willy's Texas BBQ restaurant into
    a Seafood and Sushi Bar.
    
    ed
12.23511NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Fri May 02 1997 13:371
Do they serve barbecued sushi?
12.23512CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsFri May 02 1997 13:381
    On Rt. 9 in Westboro?  Eeesh.... (or is it Feeesh....)
12.23513SUBSYS::NEUMYERHere's your signFri May 02 1997 14:474
    
    	Correct about Rt9.
    
    ed
12.23514SMARTT::JENNISONAnd baby makes fiveFri May 02 1997 17:5310
    
    	Why is that a TTHT ?
    
    	They were highly overrated as a barbeque place.
    
    	You want ribs ?  Hop down the road a nanometer to JJ O'Rourke's.
    
    	Best ribs I've found in the area.
    
    
12.23515hate it when that happensGAAS::BRAUCHERAnd nothing else mattersFri May 02 1997 18:016
    
      fergot which note we were ratholing when hB tweeked me on the
     Peeking Women's Conference.  Rounded up the usual suspects, but
     no sign of that exchange...
    
      bb
12.23516NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Fri May 02 1997 18:031
The Peeking Women's Conference was discussed in the Voyeur note.
12.23517SUBSYS::NEUMYERHere's your signFri May 02 1997 19:346
    
    	Not JJ Orourkes. Only good thing there are the boneless buffalo
    wings - Blue ribbon style.
    
    	ed
    
12.23518NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Fri May 02 1997 20:401
Since buffalo don't have wings, they obviously don't have bones in their wings.
12.23519SSDEVO::RALSTONNo one has a right to my lifeFri May 02 1997 20:421
    Then how could they fly?? I'm so confused!
12.23520PENUTS::DDESMAISONSAre you married or happy?Fri May 02 1997 20:478
>    <<< Note 12.23519 by SSDEVO::RALSTON "No one has a right to my life" >>>

> I'm so confused!

	oh, now _there's_ a news flash.



12.23521SMURF::WALTERSFri May 02 1997 20:482
    Here's where the ER training comes in useful as he tries to staunch the
    bleeding.
12.23522SSDEVO::RALSTONNo one has a right to my lifeFri May 02 1997 20:565
    Re:.23520
    
    I always appreciate well thought out insult.
    
    Try it next time! :)
12.23523COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertSat May 03 1997 03:0310
	A thief sneaked into the choir room tonight and stole
	most of the wallets.

	"I hope there's a special place in hell for people who
	 steal from churches."	 --Former Boxtenor Jim Deselms

	(I hope such people see the error of their ways before
	it's too late.)

12.23524POLAR::RICHARDSONPangolin Wielding PonceSat May 03 1997 03:071
    that's awful.
12.23525MRPTH1::16.121.160.235::slablabounty@mail.dec.comSat May 03 1997 03:345
A little help here ... is it necessary to remove your wallet from 
your pocket when singing?  Is there some sort of vocal strain exerted 
by the wallet on the diaphragm that is avoided by removing same?

12.23526COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertSat May 03 1997 13:3610
The women in the choir, like most women, do not carry their wallets upon
their person, but in their purses.  Purses were left in the choir room.

Some men wear jackets and keep their wallets in their inside jacket
pockets.  Jackets were left in the choir room.

Those who keep their wallets in their back pockets were not directly
affected.

/john
12.23527CSC32::M_EVANSbe the villageSun May 04 1997 03:5211
    Next Chinook, should we have another will be miserable.  the branches
    that cracked with the spring snow will be crashing at random.  
    
    Chinooks are generally 30 MPH sustained "bereezes" with gusts up to 90+
    MPH.  They often preceed a major cold front, teasing you with temps
    over 50 for a day, before plunging you back into deep freeze temps. 
    
    I am ready for real "Spring" and working into summer.  Bucketing water
    to the plants until the mains are turned on in the gardens is a pain. 
    so is "turck farming" the tomato babies for another week or so.  (we
    tuck them out in the morning and in at night this time of year.)
12.23528GAVEL::JANDROWMon May 05 1997 12:399
    
    tth:  spent most of the weekend catching up on the homework that i put
    	  off.  did lots of reading, writing, and typing.  get to work, and 
    	  realize i left the friggin' disk all my work is on at home.  
    
    	  only me.........
    
    
    
12.23529COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertMon May 05 1997 12:451
Disk drive ate my homework.
12.23530BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Mon May 05 1997 12:5013

	I have this flu/chest cold like thing that comes and goes. When I get
up in the morning I am dragging, my lungs feel heavy, I have no voice. After
going to the gym (yeah, I'm a sicko) I started to feel better. Over the weekend
if I did anything (like softball) I felt better. I think I can attribute that
to my lungs being forced to push the air around. :-)  But if I talk for any
extended amount of time (like more than a minute), I start to lose my voice.
And then yet at other times I can feel perfectly fine. Weird, huh? 



Glen
12.23531BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Mon May 05 1997 12:584

	Getting an exchange message this morning that was sent out Friday
morning. It had something to do with the open house they had yesterday. :-)
12.23532BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Mon May 05 1997 13:045
| <<< Note 12.23529 by COVERT::COVERT "John R. Covert" >>>

| Disk drive ate my homework.

	Was it a lot of homework, or just a little. Hopefully the latter.
12.23533CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayMon May 05 1997 13:174


 Kinda sleepy today..
12.23534DEVO::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Mon May 05 1997 13:317
    
    
    	Well it seems that the antibiotics I was given didn't do
    	diddly.  So I have no idea why I can't get rid of this cough.
    	Unless, my allergies are now affecting that part of my body.
    	Usually it's just sneezing, stuffy nose, watery eyes.
    
12.23535GAVEL::JANDROWMon May 05 1997 15:5712
    
    jj, the lady i sit next to has allergies, and one of the reactions she
    gets is coughing.  not a bad cough, more like a dried out throat cough. 
    but after about 6 months of trying to figure out what the heck it was,
    the related it other allergies.  i believe her doctor put her on
    "allegra", and for the most part, it seems to be doing its job...
    
    (and glen, it was my homework covert was referring to {at least i
    believe it was}, and it was enough that i really don't want to, nor doi
    have the time to retype by tonite...)
    
    
12.23536DEVO::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Mon May 05 1997 16:009
    
    
    	Well I guess since I didn't suffer from hayfever symptoms
    	till I was twelve, the body could be changing again and
    	giving me different symptoms.  And the news the other night
    	did say that this was going to be a bad year for allergy
    	sufferers.  Time to stock up on Sudafed (I give up on 
    	prescription stuff....... none of it works anymore)
    
12.23537COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertMon May 05 1997 19:1511
re .23447

How did I miss this earlier.

What kind of nonsense is this??  Why would someone actually claim that
www.massport.com charges your phone for every page you look at?  What
is Geoff Keller talking about?

I say, "Baloney."

/john
12.23538POLAR::RICHARDSONPangolin Wielding PonceMon May 05 1997 19:564
    |is Geoff Keller talking about?

    I was wondering the same thing. How could they possibly know what your
    phone number is?
12.23539EVMS::MORONEYvi vi vi - Editor of the BeastMon May 05 1997 20:201
Has the FCC "modem tax" urban legend mutated?
12.23540BOOKIE::KELLERSorry, temporal prime directiveMon May 05 1997 20:4029
                <<< Note 12.23537 by COVERT::COVERT "John R. Covert" >>>
    
    >re .23447
    >
    >How did I miss this earlier.
    >
    >What kind of nonsense is this??  Why would someone actually claim that
    >www.massport.com charges your phone for every page you look at?  What
    >is Geoff Keller talking about?
    
    I was shocked as well, and I don't know how they got my phone number. 
    In our last phone bill there were several "calls" to two numbers that
    neither my wife nor I recognized.  when we called the phone company to
    inquire about the owner of the two numbers we were told that one of
    them was Massport and the other was Autoconnection.  neither of us have
    ever called these places, however, I have visited both of their
    websites.
    
    When we asked the lady at the phone company if it was legal for them to
    charge us without our consent we were told that it was and that there
    are no regulations regarding this at the present time. We were also
    informed that we were lucky because we only had a couple of dollars
    worth of charges, she said that some people end up with hundreds of
    dollars added on to their bill.
    
    If anyone does have an idea as to how they may have acquired our phone
    number I would love to know.
    
    --Geoff
12.23541Bring me a copy of your phone billCOVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertMon May 05 1997 22:5511
Oh, baloney.

Those were in the NYNEX call charges section of your bill, right?

You (or someone at your house) dialled those phone numbers.

That was not a charge for visiting the pages.

NYNEX received that money, not massport or autoconnection.

/john
12.23542Think who "you" are to a typical web pageSMURF::PBECKPaul BeckMon May 05 1997 23:089
    What makes it particularly difficult notion to swallow: if you were
    browsing through a typical ISP, you were using a dynamic IP address.
    The only way for the target node to track it back to you (short of
    firing off some kind of Java applet to scour your hard drive for
    phone numbers) would be to ask your ISP who was using that IP
    address during that time period, right?
    
    And if you were going through the Easynet, the source address seen
    by the target node would have been the proxy gateway.
12.23543HIGHD::FLATMANflatman@highd.enet.dec.comMon May 05 1997 23:407
    Wasn't there a scam recently broken up in NJ (?) where the web
    page/plugin/whatever would drop your modem connection to you local ISP
    and then dial a number in a foreign country (Moldavia?)?  AT&T wasn't
    giving to big of a break to the victims because they had to pay the
    foreign phone company.  Could this be related?

    -- Dave
12.23544Give us the numbers...COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertTue May 06 1997 01:4011
>Could this be related.

No.

Massport (The Massachusetts Port Authority, the people who run Logan Airport)
certainly didn't downloading any software into his machine to dial something.

He or someone at his house called the numbers in question.  I'll bet they're
not even modem numbers.

/john
12.23545EVMS::MORONEYvi vi vi - Editor of the BeastTue May 06 1997 02:339
What a web page can find out about you is shown at:
http://www.anonymizer.com/cgi-bin/snoop.pl .
When going through a firewall there's even less info available.

There are also "cookies", but these reveal only what the web server already
sent to you.

Supposedly certain browsers can also reveal your email address but this
supposedly a bug.
12.23546GAVEL::JANDROWTue May 06 1997 12:204
    
    tth:  phone calls at 4:30 in the morning that are misdialed...
    
    
12.23547ACISS1::BATTISEDS boundTue May 06 1997 12:302
    
    what the hell you doing answering the phone at 4:30 for anyway?
12.23548finding out who it isKERNEL::FREKESLike a thief in the nightTue May 06 1997 12:366
    I always answer the phone at that time. Most of my friends know never
    to call me at that time. If they do I know it must be important or
    they would not call. No-one else knows where I live so pretty unlikley
    to a wrong number.
    
    Steven
12.23549ACISS1::BATTISApostrophe abuser supremeTue May 06 1997 12:444
    
    look, steve. Most people have the common courtesy to die or have a
    crisis during regular business hours. Those people who choose to
    do either after a decent hour, deserve it.
12.23551GAVEL::JANDROWTue May 06 1997 12:4610
    duh...why wouldn't i answer the phone when it rings?  it could very
    well be an emergency.
    
    as it turned out, it probably was an emergency as the caller asked for
    dr. taylor.  my bet is that it was his/her answering service...i just
    wish she had got the number right the first time.
    
    another tth:  waking up with a stuffy/burning nose and a mildly sore
    throat... :<
     
12.23552CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayTue May 06 1997 12:497
    
>    another tth:  waking up with a stuffy/burning nose and a mildly sore
>    throat... :<
 

 Kinda have a little of that m'self this mornin'    

12.23553ACISS1::BATTISApostrophe abuser supremeTue May 06 1997 12:493
    
    answering machines. think answering machines. this is a freebie, don't
    waste it.
12.23554ACISS1::BATTISApostrophe abuser supremeTue May 06 1997 12:504
    
    .23550
    
    wrong topic. 
12.23555GAVEL::JANDROWTue May 06 1997 12:536
    
    i have my answering machine.  but if it picks up before i wake up, i
    eventually wake up anyway, and if i am up, i might as well answer
    the phone...
    
    
12.23556ACISS1::BATTISApostrophe abuser supremeTue May 06 1997 13:013
    
    i never worry about late nightcalls, ever. have no friends, hence no
    calls.
12.23557CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayTue May 06 1997 13:063

 understandably so, I might say.
12.23558BOOKIE::KELLERSorry, temporal prime directiveTue May 06 1997 13:4621
                   <<< Note 12.23542 by SMURF::PBECK "Paul Beck" >>>
    >                 -< Think who "you" are to a typical web page >-
    >
    >    What makes it particularly difficult notion to swallow: if you were
    >    browsing through a typical ISP, you were using a dynamic IP
    >address.
    >    The only way for the target node to track it back to you (short of
    >    firing off some kind of Java applet to scour your hard drive for
    >    phone numbers) would be to ask your ISP who was using that IP
    >    address during that time period, right?
    
    I was going through my ISP (TIAC), however I have a static IP address
    through them.
    
    John, I know that neither my wife nor I made the calls and my 6 and 5
    year old boys don't make phone calls unless we are there to help them,
    so unless the cats are making calls, either the phone company is right
    or we have a poltergeist that likes to call about cars and public
    transport.
    
    
12.23559CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayTue May 06 1997 13:513

 hmm...ever wonder what the cats do when you're not home, Geoff?
12.23560ACISS1::BATTISApostrophe abuser supremeTue May 06 1997 13:593
    
    nah. the cats are into the 900 numbers. have you seen an increase
    in psychic hotline calls?
12.23561NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue May 06 1997 14:126
>    Wasn't there a scam recently broken up in NJ (?) where the web
>    page/plugin/whatever would drop your modem connection to you local ISP
>    and then dial a number in a foreign country (Moldavia?)?

Moldova's the current name of the country.  One of the guys who tried to
thwart our adoption has an interest in the phone company there.
12.23562ACISS2::LEECHTerminal PhilosophyTue May 06 1997 14:501
    TTHT:  Not getting enough sleep.
12.23563POWDML::HANGGELIElvis Needs BoatsTue May 06 1997 14:523
    
    Steve's in love.
    
12.23564ACISS2::LEECHTerminal PhilosophyTue May 06 1997 15:012
    I wouldn't go that far, Mz_Debra... a healthy LIKE, maybe.  I fall into
    LIKE quite quickly at times, and usually with the wrong women.  8^)
12.23565WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjTue May 06 1997 15:041
    IN-FAT-U-A-TION
12.23566LANDO::OLIVER_Blooking for deep meaningTue May 06 1997 15:053
    
    ADDICTED TO LIKE.
    
12.23567ACISS1::BATTISApostrophe abuser supremeTue May 06 1997 15:092
    
    quit yelling.
12.23568LANDO::OLIVER_Blooking for deep meaningTue May 06 1997 15:453
    
    we are a nation of old yellers.  it will, be our downfall.
    
12.23569ACISS1::BATTISApostrophe abuser supremeTue May 06 1997 15:502
    
    well, i'd rather be in london, so would jack.
12.23570SMART2::JENNISONAnd baby makes fiveTue May 06 1997 16:016
    
    	TTHT:
    
    	It looks like this is gonna be a week full of Mondays.
    
    	
12.23571EVMS::MORONEYvi vi vi - Editor of the BeastTue May 06 1997 17:058
re .23561:

Thwart? As in deliberately tried to stop it (as opposed to a bungling
bureaucracy getting in the way all the time) ? 

I know your adoption story is in here somewhere, perhaps just a pointer.

Madman
12.23572NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue May 06 1997 17:073
Thwart, as in prevent, as in pay off or threaten a judge so our adoption
would be rejected.  We had to appeal to (and pay off) the supreme court
in order to overturn the first judge's decision.
12.23573ACISS1::BATTISApostrophe abuser supremeTue May 06 1997 17:183
    
    gerald, what a shame. that would never happen here in 'murica. our
    politicians are as pure as the driven snow.
12.23574NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue May 06 1997 17:212
The good part is that it's much cheaper to buy off a Moldovan supreme court
judge than a U.S. supreme court judge.
12.23575SMURF::WALTERSTue May 06 1997 17:221
    doesn't it depend what you're buying?
12.23576WMOIS::GIROUARD_CTue May 06 1997 17:311
    no time trial tonight (and i'm riding like Riis!).
12.23577COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertTue May 06 1997 20:039
>    John, I know that neither my wife nor I made the calls and my 6 and 5
>    year old boys don't make phone calls unless we are there to help them,

Make a copy of the phone bill and send it to me at ZKO3-4/U1.

I'll get to the bottom of it, and either prove that you called it or
get it taken off of your bill.

/john
12.23578ACISS1::BATTISApostrophe abuser supremeTue May 06 1997 20:093
    
    Geoff, take him up on it. had it been me, my fee would have been,
    yuo guessed it, $10.
12.23579PENUTS::DDESMAISONSAre you married or happy?Tue May 06 1997 20:115
   John jumps into a nearby phone booth (hey, how appropriate!) and -
   TADA!  Phoneman to the rescue!


12.23580LANDO::OLIVER_Blooking for deep meaningTue May 06 1997 20:123
    
    john's very assertive.
    
12.23581PENUTS::DDESMAISONSAre you married or happy?Tue May 06 1997 20:134
   punching in numbers like a bastard.


12.23582ACISS1::BATTISApostrophe abuser supremeTue May 06 1997 20:142
    
    i don't understand assertive. i must not have my hat on straight.
12.23583POLAR::RICHARDSONPangolin Wielding PonceTue May 06 1997 20:182
    I won't be checking, I know what that looks like and it doesn't
    interest me.
12.23584You've got a dealBOOKIE::KELLERSorry, temporal prime directiveTue May 06 1997 21:4214
                <<< Note 12.23577 by COVERT::COVERT "John R. Covert" >>>
    
    >>    John, I know that neither my wife nor I made the calls and my 6 and 5
    >>    year old boys don't make phone calls unless we are there to help them,
    
    >Make a copy of the phone bill and send it to me at ZKO3-4/U1.
    
    >I'll get to the bottom of it, and either prove that you called it or
    >get it taken off of your bill.
    
    
    I'll drop it by tomorrow...
    
    --Geoff
12.23585MRPTH1::16.121.160.242::slablabounty@mail.dec.comWed May 07 1997 06:005
RE: .23560

Kitty porn is always a problem.

12.23586ACISS1::BATTISApostrophe abuser supremeWed May 07 1997 12:203
    
    shawn, um, pretty good one. daryll is trying to imitate you, but 
    he's lacking in the timing department. deb can help him out, possibly.
12.23587GAVEL::JANDROWWed May 07 1997 12:416
    tth:  coming to realization that i just might have alergies... %^<
    	  25 years without the itchy, burning, watery eyes, stuffed nose 
    	  that nothing seems to clear...this stuff sucks!
    
    
    
12.23588ACISS2::LEECHTerminal PhilosophyWed May 07 1997 12:4311
    TTHT:  I played basketball last night for the first time in about 4
    years.  Didn't do terrible, but I did tweak my (not quite healed)
    muscles in my lower back and glute.  I was a bit on the stiff side when
    playing, but nothing like I am today.  The only smart thing I did was
    to ice it down when I go home (after playing a couple more games  8^)).
    
    I'm not the brightest bulb on the tree sometimes...  but I can't just
    keep turning down invitations to play basketball.  I simply can't be a
    sedate person - injury or no.  
    
    I did have fun, though.  8^)
12.23589POWDML::HANGGELIElvis Needs BoatsWed May 07 1997 12:515
    
    .23586
    
    I wonder if I should charge a fee.
    
12.23590ACISS1::BATTISApostrophe abuser supremeWed May 07 1997 12:522
    
    debra dearest, say, like $10?
12.23591WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjWed May 07 1997 12:523
    >I did tweak my (not quite healed) muscles in my lower back and glute.  
    
     Ah, so you have a pain in the ass?
12.23592POWDML::HANGGELIElvis Needs BoatsWed May 07 1997 12:543
    
    I'm willing to work on a sliding scale.
    
12.23593ACISS1::BATTISApostrophe abuser supremeWed May 07 1997 12:562
    
    oooh er
12.23594SMURF::WALTERSWed May 07 1997 13:003
    .23591
    
    Thd Doc should prescribe a dose of Ertive.
12.23595ACISS1::BATTISApostrophe abuser supremeWed May 07 1997 13:062
    
    uh oh, you're slipping. first spelling mistakes, what next, the wit?
12.23596SMURF::WALTERSWed May 07 1997 13:091
    my wits are gone.
12.23597TROOA::TEMPLETONUnhappy gardenerWed May 07 1997 13:1910
    Looked out of the kitchen window this morning just in time to see a
    squirrel lift the sunflower seed feeder off the hook and drop it on the
    rockery. When I went out to hang it back up I found it had broken in half,
    there was sunflower seeds all over the place and as I did not have time
    to clean up I know there are going to be some very happy Squirrels
    around my back garden to-day.
    
    
    joan
    
12.23598who'll check the checker?WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjWed May 07 1997 13:222
    If the transactor and the chip looks right, but the checker complains
    anyway, it's probably the checker. %^(*&%($%^%#!!!!
12.23599DEVO::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Wed May 07 1997 13:305
    
    
    
    	It's cold today.
    
12.23600ACISS1::BATTISApostrophe abuser supremeWed May 07 1997 13:323
    
    joan, as for the rats with tails, think pellet gun. think about 5-6
    pumps. problem solved. this is on the house.
12.23601.23599PENUTS::DDESMAISONSAre you married or happy?Wed May 07 1997 13:323
	skeptic or cynic?

12.23602ACISS1::BATTISApostrophe abuser supremeWed May 07 1997 13:382
    
    di, sounds like whining to me. <ducking>
12.23603very hard problemGAAS::BRAUCHERAnd nothing else mattersWed May 07 1997 13:3919
    
      Joan - on numerous occasions I've thought I had a technological
     breakthrough with the squirrel-proof birdfeeder.  However, even when
     checked, they don't give up, and what seems to work in summer is
     often solved by them in winter.  I have tried at half a dozen
     commercial squirrel baffles, and they have eventually solved every
     one.  I'm now convinced no wire or rope system can work, as they can
     walk it, and can use the flexibility to gymnastically leap any baffle.
     No joke - I've watched them working the route till they get the
     perfect move sequences.  Avoid any pole which is bot straight up-and-
     down.  Any elbow will be a weakness, and they will certainly solve it.
     Inverted cone baffles on vertical poles have been my best attempts,
     but believe-it-or-not, one squirrel was able to climb up, grapple the
     pole, swing out and clamp the baffle rim, dangle, mantuble up a leg
     to match one paw, then friction up the nearly smooth ramp, but he
     required an slight accumulation of bird poop to get it.  So far, all
     my victories have been temporary.
    
      bb
12.23604ACISS1::BATTISApostrophe abuser supremeWed May 07 1997 13:423
    
    bb, are you not perhaps, paying attention? I've given her the perfect,
    most foolproof method known to mankind. kindly keep that in mind.
12.23605WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjWed May 07 1997 13:4610
    Yep. The squirrels are amazing in their ability to foil man's attempts
    to feed the birds but not the squirrels. I ventilated a few last year,
    but the feeders have been moved beyond the effective range of an
    airgun and they just made more anyway. I continue to harass them with
    my slingshot, but they are incredibly persistent. The feeder I have
    with the baffle has been pretty much squirrel free. I need another
    baffle for the other one (on the "bo peep" metal hanger).
    
    Frankly, I think we could use some predators, but since the family of
    foxes moved out last year we haven't seen any. 
12.23606ACISS1::BATTISApostrophe abuser supremeWed May 07 1997 13:503
    
    Squirrels remind me of raccoons, both are shifty, beedy eyed rodents.
    damn smart too.
12.23607POLAR::RICHARDSONPangolin Wielding PonceWed May 07 1997 13:563
    Raccoons are smart because they are mammals.

    hth
12.23608ACISS1::BATTISApostrophe abuser supremeWed May 07 1997 14:053
    
    look you poncy tailed troublemaker. I was attempting to be funny.
    
12.23609POLAR::RICHARDSONPangolin Wielding PonceWed May 07 1997 14:061
    well, at least you're honest.
12.23610SMURF::WALTERSWed May 07 1997 14:081
    It's because he's not a woman.
12.23611ACISS1::BATTISApostrophe abuser supremeWed May 07 1997 14:113
    
    glenn, was that kit the one you were looking for? I still can't note
    from the web yet. need some kind of mail string.
12.23612WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjWed May 07 1997 14:323
    TTRFHT:
    
     A crushing blow to HPN via the front door.
12.23613ACISS1::BATTISApostrophe abuser supremeWed May 07 1997 14:422
    
    yes, as soon as i figure out what you mean, i might even agree.
12.23614wannabeGAAS::BRAUCHERAnd nothing else mattersWed May 07 1997 14:444
    
      doc is less cryptic than mr_bill
    
      bb
12.23615WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjWed May 07 1997 14:483
    We've lost a major technical resource to another company. We've lost
    plenty of such people over the last year or so. But not of this
    caliber...
12.23616SMART2::JENNISONAnd baby makes fiveWed May 07 1997 14:489
    
    	Didja ever notice that 95% of the doctah's acronyms contain
    	the letter 'F' ?
    
    	I never knew the word Fabulous was used so often!
    
    
    
    
12.23617ACISS1::BATTISApostrophe abuser supremeWed May 07 1997 14:482
    
    not by much
12.23618LANDO::OLIVER_Blooking for deep meaningWed May 07 1997 14:499
    
    re:  squirrel-proof birdfeeders
    
    i have one that defeats even the most assertive 
    squirrels.  it has a perch-bar weight system.  too
    much weight on the perch bar causes it to sink down
    and shut off access to the seedies.  drives the 
    little darlings to distraction.
    
12.23619WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjWed May 07 1997 14:533
    <sigh>
    
     At least I was mentioned in the goodbye message.
12.23620PENUTS::DDESMAISONSAre you married or happy?Wed May 07 1997 14:537
   Oph is very considerate of tiny woodland creatures, except
   for squirrels, which she takes pleasure in torturing with
   impunity.



12.23621GAVEL::JANDROWWed May 07 1997 14:549
    
    i was watching a show yesterday where the host was having this problem. 
    she bought (or received as a gift) and electric bird feeder.  it uses
    d-size batteries, and when the squirrels step onto the feeder, they get
    just enough shock to make them jump off the feeder.  they kept coming
    back for a while, but i guess, after a bit, they'll know not to come
    back...
    
    
12.23622SMART2::JENNISONAnd baby makes fiveWed May 07 1997 14:554
    
    	so, is she, or is she not into sharin' feedin' ??
    
    
12.23623ACISS2::LEECHTerminal PhilosophyWed May 07 1997 15:063
    .23591
    
    Oh yes... indeed I do.
12.23624SALEM::DODAJust you wait...Wed May 07 1997 15:067
       <<< Note 12.23586 by ACISS1::BATTIS "Apostrophe abuser supreme" >>>

    
   > shawn, um, pretty good one. daryll is trying to imitate you, but 
   > he's lacking in the timing department. deb can help him out, possibly.

    The reviews are in. My timing is excellent. Have a nice day.
12.23625Need a new water pistolTROOA::TEMPLETONUnhappy gardenerWed May 07 1997 15:0914
    I think I will just give up on the larger feeders and get the tube
    type, I have noticed the red winged blackbirds and the brown headed
    cowbirds can feed from that kind and the only other large birds I get
    are Jays, Grackles and Starlings, which I can do without anyway.
    
     The thing that surprised me with the squirrel was the way it used it's
    paws, it lifted the wire over quite a large loop and I think the only
    reason it dropped the feeder was because it was full and heavy.
    
    
    
    joan
    
    
12.23626ACISS1::BATTISApostrophe abuser supremeWed May 07 1997 15:253
    
    water pistol?   that's about as useful as going on the Hale Bopp
    without proper toll change.
12.23627MRPTH1::16.121.160.249::slablabounty@mail.dec.comWed May 07 1997 15:446
RE: .23586

Of course she can help him out ... as soon as she finds out which way he 
came in.

12.23628MRPTH1::16.121.160.249::slablabounty@mail.dec.comWed May 07 1997 15:455
RE: .23591

"Have"?  Is that really the word you meant to use?

12.23629MRPTH1::16.121.160.249::slablabounty@mail.dec.comWed May 07 1997 15:487
RE: .23612

I thought you meant that someone opened a door really fast and 
the doorknob nailed you in a bad place.  But I had no clue what HPN 
would mean.

12.23630DEVO::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Wed May 07 1997 17:295
    
    
    
    	...... getting my head bitten off when I didn't even remotely
    	deserve it.  
12.23631LANDO::OLIVER_Blooking for deep meaningWed May 07 1997 17:364
    .23630
    
    hope you let the person know that.
    
12.23632PENUTS::DDESMAISONSAre you married or happy?Wed May 07 1997 17:364
   .23630  and you're still able to type.  amazing.


12.23633POLAR::RICHARDSONgot any spare change?Wed May 07 1997 17:371
    JJ, I'm sorry I snapped at you like that.
12.23634SorryCSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayWed May 07 1997 17:383

 Me, too..
12.23635SCASS1::BARBER_ACan Freakazoid come over?Wed May 07 1997 17:491
    JJ, I know the feeling...
12.23636If that's possible....SALEM::DODAJust you wait...Wed May 07 1997 17:523
>      <<< Note 12.23635 by SCASS1::BARBER_A "Can Freakazoid come over?" >>>

Too much Cartoon Network....
12.23637DEVO::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Wed May 07 1997 18:036
    
    
    	re: Oph.
    
    	Yes, I did.  And said person apologized.  
    
12.23638SCASS1::BARBER_ACan Freakazoid come over?Wed May 07 1997 18:063
    With a 3.5 year old, there's no such thing as too much Cartoon Network.
    
    8)
12.23639different kind of feederTLE::MICHAUDLisa Michaud, DTN 381-0879Wed May 07 1997 19:056
    There are neat bird feeders now that have an outer plastic-covered wire
    mesh and the feeding posts are actually inside it.  Large birds and
    squirrels can't get in, and squirrels can't eat through the wire mesh
    (uh, at least I think they can't.  I had one that got knocked over and
    torn apart by a bear, but it was up for a couple of months and the
    squirrels never damaged it).
12.23640WMOIS::GIROUARD_CThu May 08 1997 10:544
    there may be a market for anti-rodent mines. little tiny claymores that
    can be fitted under the feeders facing toward the ground. 
    
    effective and entertaining.
12.23641SMURF::WALTERSThu May 08 1997 12:2321
    Dawn's mention of dingoes reminded me of a technique  that's been used
    in Oz and now in the UK against foxes.
    
    Tender hearts or fans of Rodents Thinker will find this method
    acceptable. I therefore recommend taste aversion therapy.  Use a feeder
    that the birds can't get to - a plastic tube with a small hole that the
    squirrel can reach into, but the birds can't.  Bait with bird food,
    treated with a strong emetic.  The sqvirrels will puke like a bastard
    and avoid the bird food in future.  (Taste aversion therapy is used
    very successfully in Oz to discourage dingoes from eating sheep.). 
    
    A number of household items have emetic properties, although typical
    items such as mustard and vinegar will render the seed unappetizing.
    Half a cigarette steeped in water will make a relatively taste-free
    solution.  The common poison treatment, ipecac syrup is vey effective
    and a number of common garden plants have emetic properties.
    
    It....Could...Verk!!!
    
    
    
12.23642WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjThu May 08 1997 12:323
    They use cayenne for taste aversion therapy, and some people claim to
    have luck with it, but I apparently have mexican squirrels on my
    property. :-/
12.23643ACISS1::BATTISApostrophe abuser supremeThu May 08 1997 12:352
    
    what a racist remark. mexican squirrels? why, do they do the cha cha?
12.23644mebbe they're cajun tree-ratsWAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjThu May 08 1997 12:371
    They seem to enjoy the cayenne.
12.23645ACISS1::BATTISApostrophe abuser supremeThu May 08 1997 12:492
    
    cayenne pepper is nast stuff. very, very tough squirrels.
12.23646CADSYS::FENNELLNothing is planned by the sea and the sandThu May 08 1997 13:024
What's wrong with feeding sqirrels?  I just buy a big bag of sunflower seeds
along with a bag of bird seed.  I pour the 30 lbs of seed on the ground and feed
squirrels and birds.

12.23647ACISS1::BATTISApostrophe abuser supremeThu May 08 1997 13:022
    
    i've fed squirrels, but never a sqirrel.
12.23648PENUTS::DDESMAISONSAre you married or happy?Thu May 08 1997 13:069
>       <<< Note 12.23647 by ACISS1::BATTIS "Apostrophe abuser supreme" >>>

    
>    i've fed squirrels, but never a sqirrel.

	how do they manage without u?


12.23649how's thatCADSYS::FENNELLNothing is planned by the sea and the sandThu May 08 1997 13:121
sq'irrel
12.23650DEVO::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Thu May 08 1997 15:038
    
    
    	Finding out that the money order that my brother (supposedly)
    	sent to us a couple months ago was (supposedly) cashed..... but
    	not by either myself or Shane.  Now we have to find out where
    	it was cashed and if possible, by who.
    
    
12.23651I'm gonna buy some lime green towels...WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjThu May 08 1997 17:366
    One particular guy is a natural at getting on my nerves. His mere
    presence is enough to make my skin crawl and set my teeth on edge,
    and then he'll open his mouth and amplify the feeling. Not only is he
    in the locker room at the same time as me after b-ball, but when I go
    to grab my towel after showering he says, "Oops, I guess I used your
    towel."
12.23652ACISS1::BATTISApostrophe abuser supremeThu May 08 1997 17:384
    
    .23651
    
    i thought it was me, until i saw the locker room part.
12.23653WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjThu May 08 1997 17:411
    Not even close. Compared to him your my bestest buddy.
12.23654WMOIS::GIROUARD_CThu May 08 1997 17:421
    the guy sounds like a real jerk.
12.23655ACISS1::BATTISApostrophe abuser supremeThu May 08 1997 17:444
    
    i wanted to thank chip for pointing out my misspelling of ponciness.
    of course, this also means that next time chip needs advice, the going
    rate will be $10. no more free lunches.
12.23656WMOIS::GIROUARD_CThu May 08 1997 17:511
    darn, i knew that was going to happen.
12.23657COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertThu May 08 1997 19:227
re .23584 (The bill for calls to massport and the auto place):    
    
>    I'll drop it by tomorrow...

Haven't gotten it yet.

/john
12.23658SMURF::WALTERSThu May 08 1997 20:261
    Another one stopped by to bid farewell.  Eesh.
12.23659ACISS1::BATTISSniper BoyThu May 08 1997 20:282
    
    colin, make sure they have the proper toll change.
12.23660DEVO::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Thu May 08 1997 20:298
    
    
    	re: .23651
    
    
    		eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!  Yup, that would
    		gross me out.  someone else using my towel.
    
12.23661ACISS1::BATTISSniper BoyThu May 08 1997 20:314
    
    .23660
    
    um, even Shane?
12.23662DEVO::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Thu May 08 1997 20:314
    
    
    	Yes, even Shane.
    
12.23663SMURF::WALTERSThu May 08 1997 20:423
    12.23659
    
    I suspect he'll be picking up a chunk of change when he arrives.
12.23664MRPTH1::16.121.160.234::slablabounty@mail.dec.comFri May 09 1997 05:318
RE: .23650

"by whom"

I'm surprised one of the genuiney retentive 'BOXers hasn't corrected this 
yet.

12.23665ACISS1::BATTISSniper BoyFri May 09 1997 12:053
    
    coffee machine is out of order. on the plus side, however the mixed
    cheese sandwich is tasty.
12.23666WMOIS::GIROUARD_CFri May 09 1997 12:453
    i'm unfamiliar with mixed cheese sandwiches. 
    
    i'm glad for it, too.
12.23667ACISS1::BATTISSniper BoyFri May 09 1997 12:573
    
    mixed cheese sandwiches are to die for. although they could be a little
    more generous with the miracle whip.
12.23668vomitCSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayFri May 09 1997 14:073

 
12.23669ACISS1::BATTISSniper BoyFri May 09 1997 14:194
    
    jimbob, i'm disappointed in you. Miracle Whip is the choice for
    4 out of 5 picky eaters. you really must try one before turning your
    nose down on it.
12.23670CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayFri May 09 1997 14:393

 see .23668
12.23671SMART2::JENNISONAnd baby makes fiveFri May 09 1997 20:328
    
    	I feel really sick, and we're taking my mother out to
    	dinner tonight.
    
    	I just wanna crawl into bed, pull the covers over my
    	head, and resurface on Sunday morning.
    
    	
12.23672LANDO::OLIVER_Blooking for deep meaningFri May 09 1997 20:403
    
    tell her you are sick.
    
12.23673CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayFri May 09 1997 20:413

 That might be one way of handling it..
12.23674SMART2::JENNISONAnd baby makes fiveFri May 09 1997 20:504
    
    	I can't.  I'll feel too guilty.
    
    
12.23675POLAR::RICHARDSONgot any spare change?Fri May 09 1997 20:571
    see? It's a big day for guilt trips. Drives me nuts!
12.23676MRPTH1::16.121.160.233::slablabounty@mail.dec.comSat May 10 1997 03:547
RE: .23665

So switch the coffee machine with the soda machine.

Would that be better?

12.23677MRPTH1::16.121.160.233::slablabounty@mail.dec.comSat May 10 1997 04:2810
AL EAST                 W   L   Pct     GB    Avg   R/G   ERA         
     
===================================================
==         
     Baltimore        22   9  .710        -    .294  5.87  3.42         
     New York         19  15  .559   4.5  .294  6.00  3.78         
     Toronto          16  15  .516     6.0  .240  3.81  3.67         
     Boston           15  17  .469      7.5  .295  5.72  4.81         
     Detroit          13  20  .394    10.0  .248  4.88  4.85         
12.23678WMOIS::GIROUARD_CMon May 12 1997 11:061
    spring, some more.
12.23679COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertMon May 12 1997 18:0512
Grrrrr.

I had asked my VP to allow me to give away some non-work-related VMS
software that I had written.

He granted the request, but made the mistake of copying our personnel
rep on his approval.

The personnel rep has asked that I first contact the ethics office, and
I just don't have the energy to deal with them.

/john
12.23680ACISS1::BATTISSniper BoyMon May 12 1997 18:072
    
    /john, i'm sure your ethical.
12.23681PENUTS::DDESMAISONSAre you married or happy?Mon May 12 1997 18:095
   .23680  Will you never learn to finish a sentence?



12.23682BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Mon May 12 1997 18:125

	The Ethics office.... they know you over there? :-)

	I've always had a good working relationship with them. 
12.23683COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertMon May 12 1997 18:245
No, I have no firsthand experience, but someone I know has had quite a bit
of dealings with them, relative (I think) to DCU election procedures.  The
stories he tells do not encourage me to go talk to them.

/john
12.23684hth...GAAS::BRAUCHERAnd nothing else mattersMon May 12 1997 18:246
  John, you should seek advice from edp.

  He gets along swimmingly with the Eth Off...

  bb
12.23685BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Mon May 12 1997 18:363

	John, you have one pro, one con. Why not find out for yourself?
12.23686POLAR::RICHARDSONgot any spare change?Tue May 13 1997 04:281
    wow, not a single note all evening. Man has this thing _ever_ changed.
12.23687MRPTH1::16.121.160.234::slablabounty@mail.dec.comTue May 13 1997 04:335
I'm here, but I probably missed you by now.

That is, if you're lucky.

12.23688BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Tue May 13 1997 14:2211

	A woman from our softball team got beaned on the head last night. Seems
she was doing her normally great job catching, and the batter from the other
team got a hit, then threw his bat. The bat hit her on the side of the head.
While the batter wasn't trying to hit her on purpose, it still stunk to see her
carted away in the ambulance. :-( She has a concusion.



Glen
12.23689BULEAN::BANKSGoose CookerTue May 13 1997 14:3334
I've been meaning to build a computer for a friend at school.  She's one of
the older students who doesn't have any living parents or spouses to bail
her financial butt out, as nearly everyone else there does.  (I have living
parents, but they trust me to come here to cover my butt.)

Anyway, she's been running up considerable debt, being a full-time student
with no time to work (don't ask me how I find time to work), so it seemed
like a nice thing to do for me to collect a bunch of used computer parts I
have, augment them with new parts from a computer show, resulting in a new
computer (and a rather "altruistic" way to get rid of a certain large tower
case that I absolutely hate having around the house).

So, I went to the show over the weekend, bought a hard drive and some RAM,
and built her this nice (albeit in a crappy box) P-120 system.  Actually,
since I know my hardware karma absolutely sucks, I invited my hardware guru
over to do the actual hardware bits.  Well, she did all of them, save one.

I installed the software, all looked well.  Yesterday, I went home, and
installed the last bit of hardware - an old 14.4K modem.  It seemed like it
was working, so I screwed the box back together, with any luck for the last
time, and set about sliding it back into the rolling computer table I've
been using whilst I install the software.

The computer was shut off, but the monitor was still on.  Whilst sliding
the box, a drawer of floppies sitting on top of the monitor commenced to
slide off.  I caught them, jarring the monitor in the process.

The monitor went *FLASH*.  It no longer works.  So ends the illustrated 5
year career of a cruddy 15" monitor.

Now, I feel like crap, because I promised this woman that I'd have the
system ready soon, and now I've broken the monitor.  She isn't angry or
anything (I mean, who would be, in her situation), but I still feel like a
jerk for having fumbled this and goofing up on a favor.
12.23690SCASS1::BARBER_ACan Freakazoid come over?Tue May 13 1997 14:461
    Wow, what a great friend you are.
12.23691ACISS1::BATTISSniper BoyTue May 13 1997 14:462
    
    dawn, see if you can get one from dial.
12.23692BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Tue May 13 1997 14:491
all she will get is clean
12.23693WECARE::GRIFFINJohn Griffin zko1-3/b31 381-1159Tue May 13 1997 14:531
    There's a lesson here: keep floppies off the monitor.
12.23694BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Tue May 13 1997 14:589

	Dawn.... I brought home a pc from here before. I plugged it in when I
got home and turn the power on. I heard a bzzzzzt... monitor blown. I had to
drag it back into work, then take home a different one. :-)



Glen
12.23695MRPTH1::16.34.80.132::slablabounty@mail.dec.comTue May 13 1997 15:173
You should have carried it, Glen.

12.23696BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Tue May 13 1997 15:307
| <<< Note 12.23695 by MRPTH1::16.34.80.132::slab "labounty@mail.dec.com" >>>


| You should have carried it, Glen.

	it was trash, so it was ok to drag it. The pumps that went with it were
faaaaabbbuuuuulllloooouuuusssss!!!!!
12.23697WMOIS::CONNELLNo one noticed the cat.Tue May 13 1997 15:5210
    TTHT: that my group won $150 in the Big Game lottery on Friday night.
    We are a loose consortium of 10 people. We won $150, but we missed
    $150,000 by 1 number. We had 4 of the numbers and the 5th was 30. We
    had 29. We also didn't have the "Big Number" which would have given us
    $31,000,000. 3.1 million apiece. Well maybe this week. Closest I've
    ever come to having enough money to take a week or two off. :-)
    
    Bright Blessings,
    
    PJ
12.23698ACISS1::BATTISSniper BoyTue May 13 1997 15:552
    
    complaining that you won $150??? you ingrate!!!
12.23699did that make sense???GAVEL::JANDROWTue May 13 1997 16:026
    tth:  letting somethings bother me that shouldn't bother me as much as
    	  they does, which in turn makes me kinda mad at (or rather annoyed
    	  with) someone.
    
    
    
12.23700LANDO::OLIVER_Blooking for deep meaningTue May 13 1997 16:043
    
    don't sweat the small stuff.  please.
    
12.23701POLAR::RICHARDSONgot any spare change?Tue May 13 1997 16:041
    no
12.23702WMOIS::CONNELLNo one noticed the cat.Tue May 13 1997 16:2310
    Why yes, Sniper/Blazer Boy, I am an ingrate. I want it all. Besides, it
    would have broken down to a buck and a half for each of us, before
    taxes. 2 cents when the state of Mass got done with us. (I know there's
    no tax on winnings that low, but I hate paying Mass taxes in any form.
    Especially income. I would be willing to pay it on 3.1 million in a
    oneshot deal or even on 150,000 smackers.
    
    Bright Blessings,
    
    PJ
12.23703SMART2::JENNISONAnd baby makes fiveTue May 13 1997 16:336
    
    	$150.00 divided by 10 = $1.50 ?
    
    	IDNKT 
    
    
12.23704POLAR::RICHARDSONgot any spare change?Tue May 13 1997 16:343
    Looks right to me.
    
    ;)
12.23705CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsTue May 13 1997 16:341
    It's new math.  
12.23706NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue May 13 1997 16:351
The $150 is Canadian.  The $1.50 is U.S. 
12.23707POWDML::HANGGELIWe'll meet you there!Tue May 13 1997 16:374
    
    TTHT:  People who continually dig at me for something that is NOT my
    effing fault.
    
12.23708MRPTH1::16.34.80.132::slablabounty@mail.dec.comTue May 13 1997 16:425
150/10 = 1.50

That's metric math.

12.23709CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayTue May 13 1997 16:483

 Sorry, Deb..
12.23710POLAR::RICHARDSONgot any spare change?Tue May 13 1997 16:481
    me too deb, sorry.
12.23711ACISS1::BATTISSniper BoyTue May 13 1997 16:502
    
    PJ, keep the $1.50, send me the extra $13.50 as my fee.
12.23712WMOIS::CONNELLNo one noticed the cat.Tue May 13 1997 16:535
    Sorry guys, math is hard. :-)
    
    Bright Blessings,
    
    PJ
12.23713NNTPD::&quot;randolph@bigaxp.mro.dec.com&quot;Tue May 13 1997 19:064
Hoo boy.
I don't think I wanna note with this thing...

[Posted by WWW Notes gateway]
12.23714ACISS1::BATTISSniper BoyTue May 13 1997 19:122
    
    well, at least my mail arrived.
12.23715ASIC::RANDOLPHTom R. N1OOQTue May 13 1997 19:165
>    well, at least my mail arrived.

Yes indeedy. It's funny, cuz we got a message from the data center folks a
couple of weeks ago saying, "YOU WILL HAVE NO MORE VMS MAIL ACCESS". Yah,
really?
12.23716ACISS1::BATTISSniper BoyTue May 13 1997 19:492
    
    HOPE IT WORKS TOM, HAVEN'T TRIED IT OUT MYSELF YET.
12.23717MRPTH1::16.34.80.132::slablabounty@mail.dec.comTue May 13 1997 20:046
RE: .23713

Yeah, someone apparently misplaced the NEXT UNSEEN button on that WWW 
thing.

12.23718ASIC::RANDOLPHTom R. N1OOQWed May 14 1997 11:553
Is anyone else sick of the sight and sound of GOLF?

Sorry, folks, but this game is just less than totally fascinating. Much less.
12.23719WMOIS::GIROUARD_CWed May 14 1997 11:581
    -1 in your opinion, of course.
12.23720ASIC::RANDOLPHTom R. N1OOQWed May 14 1997 12:001
Of course.
12.23721WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjWed May 14 1997 12:161
    No, in somebody else's opinion. ;-)
12.23722As David Letterman says...PCBUOA::KRATZWed May 14 1997 14:221
    "We're gonna get sued"
12.23723SCASS1::BARBER_ACan Freakazoid come over?Wed May 14 1997 15:081
    I concur.  Golf is just plain boring.
12.23724COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertWed May 14 1997 15:108
re .23584

Geoff Keller still has not dropped off the phone bill with the alleged
charges for supposedly accessing web pages.

Did he just make the whole story up to try to start another urban legend?

/john
12.23725LANDO::OLIVER_Blooking for deep meaningWed May 14 1997 15:124
    
    geoff is a very, very naughty boy!
    
    
12.23726CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayWed May 14 1997 15:193

 Maybe Geoff is working.
12.23727COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertWed May 14 1997 15:479
HCHP says they won't provide treatment for an infection after a wisdom tooth
extraction, because it's a dental problem.

Digital Dental plan says they won't cover treatment for an infection after a
wisdom tooth extraction, because it's a medical problem.

Grrrrrr.

/john
12.23728MRPTH1::16.34.80.132::slablabounty@mail.dec.comWed May 14 1997 15:514
Geez, that's very similar to calling the help desk with a hardware 
problem.

12.23729ACISS1::BATTISSniper BoyWed May 14 1997 16:004
    
    /john, when i had my bridge done in November-October timeframe, i went
    to an oral surgeon for the extraction and sent it in via John Hancock.
    They paid the tab. seems it would fall under dental not medical.
12.23730COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertWed May 14 1997 16:045
The problem is not the extraction.

The problem is treatment for the infection a week after the extraction.

/john
12.23731ACISS1::BATTISSniper BoyWed May 14 1997 16:083
    
    yes, i realize that. it's called a continuation of the original
    problem. dental should pay. hope to god you don't get dry socket.
12.23732Dental Plan already cut out at the "reasonable & proper"COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertWed May 14 1997 16:103
It _is_ dry socket.

/john
12.23733GOOEY::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Wed May 14 1997 16:137
    
    
    	John Hancock inhales.  I think their coverage stinks and
    	along with myself I know many people that have tried to
    	fight them on things that are totally ludicrous, but in
    	the end, lost out anyway.  Good luck /john.
    
12.23734CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayWed May 14 1997 16:169

 Speaking of HMO's, I was glad to read recently that a mental healthcare
 outfit linked to my former HMO has been under fire recently and the state
 of NH may get them shut down.  I've never dealt with such incompetence
 in my entire life.


 Jim
12.23735ACISS1::BATTISSniper BoyWed May 14 1997 16:422
    
    hmmm, jimbob, mental health care. explains quite a bit, actually.
12.23736BOOKIE::KELLERSorry, temporal prime directiveWed May 14 1997 18:496
    RE: 23724
    
    Sorry John, I've been swamped.  What is your pole number again.  I'll
    bring it by this afternoon.
    
    --Geoff
12.23737SSDEVO::RALSTONNeed a quarter?Wed May 14 1997 18:511
    Sure, blame it on John because he doesn't sit by a pole!  :)
12.23738COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertWed May 14 1997 18:573
Drop it in an envelope to ZKO3-4/U14.

/john
12.23739or was it Miss Communication?WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjWed May 14 1997 19:021
    miscommunication
12.23740MRPTH1::16.34.80.132::slablabounty@mail.dec.comWed May 14 1997 19:195
RE: .23739

Not since the Krawiecki Twins moved out.

12.23741SCASS1::BARBER_ACan Freakazoid come over?Wed May 14 1997 21:082
    TTHT: When Soapbox slows down.  You don't see this in an Internet 
    chat room, ever...  
12.23742POLAR::RICHARDSONgot any spare change?Wed May 14 1997 21:091
    Yabbut, only kids seem to hang out in those chat rooms, eh? 
12.23743SCASS1::BARBER_ACan Freakazoid come over?Wed May 14 1997 21:111
    Not in the chat room I frequent.  They even have a 60 plus chat room.
12.23744SCASS1::barbera.dlc.dec.com.96.73.16.in-addr.arpa::lirpaWed May 14 1997 21:331
What is with this user name???
12.23745SCASS1::barbera.dlc.dec.com.96.73.16.in-addr.arpa::lirpaWed May 14 1997 21:341
Shawn, what is your equivalent to KP, in Netnotes?
12.23746MRPTH1::16.34.80.132::slablabounty@mail.dec.comWed May 14 1997 21:3611
I use the seventh button in the toolbar, but the big + key works 
also.


And

NUMLOCK -

works for "previous read"

12.23747POLAR::RICHARDSONgot any spare change?Wed May 14 1997 21:371
    uuhhh huhuhuhuh he said tool.
12.23748SCASS1::barbera.dlc.dec.com.96.73.16.in-addr.arpa::lirpaWed May 14 1997 21:382
My big + key doesn't work and the seventh button in the toolbar is next 
unread, I want to be able to skip a topic though...hmmmm.
12.23749MRPTH1::16.34.80.132::slablabounty@mail.dec.comWed May 14 1997 21:394
The 7th button should work as a NEXT UNSEEN button, much like you 
were used to using in VAXNOTES.

12.23750SCASS1::barbera.dlc.dec.com.96.73.16.in-addr.arpa::lirpaWed May 14 1997 21:411
Um, nevermind.  It seems to work.  Forget I said anything.  Ho hum.  8)
12.23751MRPTH1::16.34.80.132::slablabounty@mail.dec.comWed May 14 1997 21:417
Options
Preferences

Check box for Enable Keypad


12.23752MRPTH1::16.34.80.132::slablabounty@mail.dec.comWed May 14 1997 21:423
Forget who said what?

12.23753Process control, gotta love it!SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Wed May 14 1997 22:2616
    ttht.
    
    This afternoon, Release Engineering wrapped up a kit ready for burning
    a CD-ROM (which was, of course, due TODAY).
    
    Their tools scan program source files for security-related information
    such as RCS revision histories (which contain the real names of
    employees), and remove that stuff before the kit gets burned.  The
    tools turned up a hit on one of the HTML books I supplied.  (HTML is
    text, just like source files.)  We tracked it down and found that it
    was three complete driver source files incorporated as examples in an
    appendix.  I had to hand-edit the HTML files to blast the offending
    material, and I had to contact the writer (in another facility) to get
    him to edit the source and produce another PostScript copy of the book
    for print production.  Pulling the file from SSB and replacing it will
    cost us a penalty.  I'm still waiting for the PostScript book.
12.23754PENUTS::DDESMAISONSAre you married or happy?Thu May 15 1997 12:375
	data types



12.23755ACISS2::LEECHTerminal PhilosophyThu May 15 1997 13:432
    TTHT:  netnotes... it doesn't work, and my VMS account is going away
    soon.  
12.23756MRPTH1::16.34.80.132::slablabounty@mail.dec.comThu May 15 1997 14:346
What's wrong with it, Steve?

Did you read the directions that were located in the same area as the 
executable?

12.23757SCASS1::BARBER_ACan Freakazoid come over?Thu May 15 1997 14:343
    -1 What exactly isn't working with Netnotes??
    
    TTHT: Mean and nasty people this early in the morning.
12.23758CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayThu May 15 1997 14:417

 I can't get netnotes to work, either, but I think it's a problem with
 my PC and the hard drive.


 Jim
12.23759MRPTH1::16.34.80.132::slablabounty@mail.dec.comThu May 15 1997 14:464
If your PC/drive works for other things then there's no reason it 
wouldn't work for NetNotes.

12.23760POLAR::RICHARDSONgot any spare change?Thu May 15 1997 14:473
    |TTHT: Mean and nasty people this early in the morning.

    sorry, April. Guess I flew off the handle, eh?
12.23761CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsThu May 15 1997 14:478
    TTHLN:
    
    The amount junk people dump in the woods.  I guess someone was
    ambitious enough to load up the shingles and other roofing materials
    they had but not ambitious enough to drive the extra two miles to
    actually take it to the dump versus dumping it in the woods.  Morons. 
    The same woods seem to be getting logged more and to the point that
    sections are becoming unrideable.  Very disappointing.  
12.23762SCASS1::BARBER_ACan Freakazoid come over?Thu May 15 1997 14:515
    Glenn, *hug* thanks darlin'.  But it's not you.
    
    Reminds me of Tuesday's Far Side with a picture of God sprinkling Jerks
    onto the Earth "just to make it interesting".  I think I'll scan it and
    put it on my web page..  hehe
12.23763POLAR::RICHARDSONgot any spare change?Thu May 15 1997 14:532
    Good, that eliminates that, what else might I have done during that
    seizure.... hmmmm.
12.23764CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayThu May 15 1997 15:0614

>If your PC/drive works for other things then there's no reason it 
>wouldn't work for NetNotes.


well, I haven't had time to mess with it the last day or 2, but I got an
error message that seemed to squawking about the user name or something.
I'll try again later.



Jim 

12.23765ASIC::RANDOLPHTom R. N1OOQThu May 15 1997 15:0715
>    The amount junk people dump in the woods.  I guess someone was
>    ambitious enough to load up the shingles and other roofing materials
>    they had but not ambitious enough to drive the extra two miles to
>    actually take it to the dump versus dumping it in the woods.  Morons. 

Unfortunate fact of life. As dumps begin refusing to accept certain things -
and building materials are one of the biggies - you'll see them more often
dumped in the woods.

This is something many greenies don't quite grasp. If you cut off all
easy, legal options, there's very little to stop someone from just doing
something illegal.

Suppose your trash pickup/dump started refusing to accept plastic? What would
you do?
12.23766SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Thu May 15 1997 15:106
    .23765
    
    I'd save the plastic and take it to the dump for recycling, same as I
    already do with corrugated cardboard, steel cans, aluminum foil, and
    all recyclable plastics except PET and HDPE bottles.  (The curbside
    recycling truck takes glass, PET, HDPE, and aluminum cans.)
12.23767NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu May 15 1997 15:152
Um, I think there was an implicit "and there was no place to take it for
recycling" in there.
12.23768CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsThu May 15 1997 15:183
    corrugated cardboard - does not exist
    
    The problem is that the dump does accept building materials.  
12.23769WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjThu May 15 1997 15:2021
>This is something many greenies don't quite grasp. If you cut off all
>easy, legal options, there's very little to stop someone from just doing
>something illegal.
    
     This is especially true of hazardous household waste, like paint and
    assorted other chemicals. "Oh, I can't get rid of it without a lot of
    extra work, pain and suffering? We'll see about that!" <pours down
    drain>
    
     I think that in addition to facilitating recycling, we also have to
    facilitate proper disposal of hazardous household waste. I don't care
    if you have to add a quarter to the cost to purchase a can of paint so
    long as I have a reasonably convenient means of disposing of the same.
    "Oh, we only accept hazardous household materials one weekend a year,
    and that was last month" does not qualify.
    
     I can't tell you what a pain it is to recycle used oil. "We don't
    accept that here." "Well, what do you do with the used oil you get from
    the oil changes you perform?" "We recycle it." "How's that work?" "We
    have a guy come buy and pick it up. He won't pick up oil from private
    individuals; it's not cost effective." "Swell."
12.23770SALEM::DODAJust you wait...Thu May 15 1997 15:244
I'm pretty positive that anyone who sells oil is required by law 
to accept the used oil as long as it's accompanied with a sales 
receipt. I've never had a problem returning it to K-Mart or 
Ames.
12.23771ACISS2::LEECHTerminal PhilosophyThu May 15 1997 15:296
    re: netnotes
    
    It loaded fine, took the license # fine, opens fine.  What it doesn't
    do is connect to anything.  It can't find any nodes.  HELP is no help. 
    
    Grrrr...
12.23772CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsThu May 15 1997 15:2911
    <----yup.  In the PRM, if you sell it you have to take the used stuff
    back.  A few shops tried to insist that you also had to put the old oil
    back in the containers you bought them in.  Not unlike the bs about not
    accepting cans that were crushed or otherwise not in good form for
    deposits.  Sears used to accept it no questions.  BJ's or at least the 
    one I buy my oil at takes it back.  I have yet to be asked for a receipt 
    which I keep in my wallet anyway.  The Ford dealer by my house also 
    accepts it as a "good citizen" gesture.  They have it hauled away by a 
    recycler and get a few $ for it.  
    
    Brian
12.23773NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu May 15 1997 15:332
A Valvoline oil change place near me accepts used motor oil and filters.
I think it's by arrangement with the town.
12.23774ASIC::RANDOLPHTom R. N1OOQThu May 15 1997 15:3514
>     I can't tell you what a pain it is to recycle used oil. "We don't

Yep, used to be until we moved to the woods. Our new town has an oil tank,
like you'd find in your basement, at the dump. Pour your oil right in. It
fills up pretty fast with all of us rednecks changing the oil in our
tractors... Easy.

The old procedure? Make an appointment with the trash picker-uppers. Buy a
one-time sticker, for non-trivial cost. Stick the sticker on what you want
picked up. Each item must have its own sticker. Yah, sure, I have 10 quart
bottles of oil.

The oil tank got 27 gallons of oil that I'd never been able to get rid of
after we moved in.
12.23775no messGAAS::BRAUCHERAnd nothing else mattersThu May 15 1997 16:334
  go to jiffy lube, or the equivalent

  bb
12.23776CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayThu May 15 1997 16:3311

 Problem I'm having with Netnotes..I get past the set up mode, and get to
 the icon..I click on the netnotes icon and it says "searching blah blah
 blah blah.notebook" or something or other.  Problem is..it has somebody
 else's name in there as the notebook it's searching for! (somebody who
 I believe at one time had this system that I have).



Jim
12.23777SALEM::DODAJust you wait...Thu May 15 1997 16:3711
       <<< Note 12.23775 by GAAS::BRAUCHER "And nothing else matters" >>>
                                  -< no mess >-


 > go to jiffy lube, or the equivalent

   They just don't pay enough attention to detail there I'm 
   afraid. Little things, like putting the oil in, tightening the 
   oil plug, the oil filter, that sort of thing.

   daryll
12.23778ACISS1::BATTISSniper BoyThu May 15 1997 16:432
    
    you know, daryll, you're a picky bastard.
12.23779Netnotes for me please...BOOKIE::KELLERSorry, temporal prime directiveThu May 15 1997 16:446
    Would someone be kind enough to tell me where I could acquire a copy of
    Netnotes?
    
    Thanks,
    
    --Geoff
12.23780SCASS1::BARBER_ACan Freakazoid come over?Thu May 15 1997 16:453
    TTHT: Receiving infected documents via Exchange.  Luckily, Norton
    Antivirus catches stuff before you open it.  Pretty nifty little
    program.  This one looks destructive too.
12.23781POLAR::RICHARDSONgot any spare change?Thu May 15 1997 16:461
    Sorry, April.
12.23782SCASS1::BARBER_ACan Freakazoid come over?Thu May 15 1997 16:471
    Again, it wasn't you!!!  But thanks for the mail anyway, cutie.  ;)
12.23783ACISS1::BATTISSniper BoyThu May 15 1997 16:553
    
    April, you're not kidding. we received an Excel spreadsheet that wiped
    out three hard drives in one fell swoop. Must be careful these days.
12.23784SALEM::DODAJust you wait...Thu May 15 1997 17:031
I'm particular actually. There's a difference.
12.23785POWDML::HANGGELIWe'll meet you there!Thu May 15 1997 17:053
    
    Do tell.
    
12.23786PENUTS::DDESMAISONSAre you married or happy?Thu May 15 1997 17:125
   .23784  Except when it comes to ales, apparently.



12.23787ACISS1::BATTISSniper BoyThu May 15 1997 17:132
    
    about time you showed up, polly. care for a cracker?
12.23788SALEM::DODAJust you wait...Thu May 15 1997 17:141
In ales and women, I'm exceptionally particular.
12.23789POLAR::RICHARDSONgot any spare change?Thu May 15 1997 17:143
    Ya, he'd prolly even have a Spry And Alert Man Pale Ale.
    
    You know, I like that name for a beer.
12.23790ACISS1::BATTISSniper BoyThu May 15 1997 17:153
    
    yeah, daryll right! if you choose women the way you choose ales, I'm
    very afraid for you.
12.23791NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu May 15 1997 17:161
He really goes for Strawberry Shortcake (TM).
12.23792SALEM::DODAJust you wait...Thu May 15 1997 17:171
I'd suggest you tread very lightly here Battis. VERY lightly. VERY.
12.23793GOOEY::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Thu May 15 1997 17:394
    
    
    	Ditto.   ;)
    
12.23794POLAR::RICHARDSONgot any spare change?Thu May 15 1997 17:432
    Battis, sounds like he want to pull you through a knot hole or
    something. Better grease yourself up.
12.23795MRPTH1::16.34.80.132::slablabounty@mail.dec.comThu May 15 1997 18:0314
Mr.Leech, sounds like you forgot to add a router node to the set-up.

Did you convert your NOTES$NOTEBOOK.NOTE file to a NetNotes 
NOTEBOOK.NOT file [more correctly, did you let NetNotes convert it 
for you]?


Jim, take a look at your entire C drive, wipe out anything that has 
to do with NetNotes, and start the installation again.  The guy who 
had it before you might have had it set up already, and instead of 
using your own set-up and notebook, it's probably using one that 
already exists.

12.23796CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayThu May 15 1997 18:083

 OK, Mr. Slab..I'll try that.
12.23797ACISS1::BATTISSniper BoyThu May 15 1997 18:392
    
    slabbo, Notes Master to the uninformed.
12.23798ACISS1::BATTISSniper BoyThu May 15 1997 18:413
    
    Daryll, I should be afraid of a blueberry swilling ponce??
    bwahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
12.23799afraid of me? no.....SALEM::DODAJust you wait...Thu May 15 1997 18:421
right you are Mark. so sorry, do go on.
12.23800SCASS1::BARBER_ACan Freakazoid come over?Thu May 15 1997 18:431
    I've never tried Blueberry before, is it really all that?
12.23801ACISS1::BATTISSniper BoyThu May 15 1997 18:442
    
    april, do not succumb to their swill. remember, you're from texas, gal.
12.23802SCASS1::BARBER_ACan Freakazoid come over?Thu May 15 1997 18:472
    Yes, but I enjoy expanding my taste bud horizons to a sweeter variety
    every now and then. You ought to try it!
12.23803NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu May 15 1997 18:481
"Taste" and "Bud" should not be used in the same sentence.
12.23804SCASS1::BARBER_ACan Freakazoid come over?Thu May 15 1997 18:493
    TTHT: "Could not open .JPEG file, format is unsupported". 
    
    ARGH!!  DANGIT!!
12.23805POLAR::RICHARDSONgot any spare change?Thu May 15 1997 18:491
    Sorry, April.
12.23806SCASS1::BARBER_ACan Freakazoid come over?Thu May 15 1997 18:532
    Glenn!!  It wasn't you darlin', but you're more than welcome to send
    me a pic of yourself with that swanky pony tail you've acquired.  
12.23807ACISS2::LEECHTerminal PhilosophyThu May 15 1997 19:216
    .23779
    
    
    Netnotes can be found at:
    
    www-ccs.wro.dec.com/nt/kits/unsupported/netnotes
12.23808BOOKIE::KELLERSorry, temporal prime directiveThu May 15 1997 20:103
    .23807
    
    Thank You...
12.23809NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu May 15 1997 21:101
Power glitch crashed my PC, but my VAX kept chugging.
12.23810POLAR::RICHARDSONgot any spare change?Thu May 15 1997 21:121
    Sorry, Gerald.
12.23811SCASS1::barbera.dlc.dec.com.96.73.16.in-addr.arpa::LirpaThu May 15 1997 21:131
You have a UPS on the VAX?  It runs on batteries?
12.23812SCASS1::barbera.dlc.dec.com.96.73.16.in-addr.arpa::LirpaThu May 15 1997 21:131
-.2  agagagaga
12.23814SCASS1::BARBER_ACan Freakazoid come over?Thu May 15 1997 21:211
    8P
12.23813POLAR::RICHARDSONgot any spare change?Thu May 15 1997 21:272
    
    April! 80 columns please! If it's not asking too much!
12.23815POWDML::HANGGELIWe'll meet you there!Thu May 15 1997 21:376
    
    I can't do it 8^(.
    
    It refuses to find my remote notebook.  I followed all the
    instructions, too 8^/.
    
12.23816MRPTH1::16.34.80.132::slablabounty@mail.dec.comThu May 15 1997 21:578
node::disk:[hanggeli]notes$notebook.note

right?

And did you perform the ACL command to give NOTES$SERVER access to 
copy the file?

12.23817COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertThu May 15 1997 22:025
re .-1

Oh. ick.  Then anyone on the net can access her notes$notebook.

/john
12.23818MRPTH1::16.34.80.132::slablabounty@mail.dec.comThu May 15 1997 22:069
Even if you're right, the .NOTE file in VMS has no real use once it 
has been converted to a .NOT file ... and can be deleted.

Or you could perform a second ACL command to change the protection 
back.

However, what good is someone else's directory listing and seen map?

12.23819COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertThu May 15 1997 22:074
Actually, notes$notebook.note is a complete notes file that you can store
anything in that you want.

/john
12.23820SCASS1::BARBER_ACan Freakazoid come over?Thu May 15 1997 22:101
    Shawn, what would that second ACL command be?  Hmmm?
12.23821MRPTH1::16.34.80.132::slablabounty@mail.dec.comThu May 15 1997 22:145
How the heck am I supposed to know??

I don't even remember the first ACL command.

12.23822MRPTH1::16.34.80.132::slablabounty@mail.dec.comThu May 15 1997 22:168
Here's the first:


$ set file/acl=(id=notes$server,a=r+w) notes$notebook.note/log

Try substituting "none" for "r+w" and see if that works.

12.23823But I haven't done this in a whileUSPS::FPRUSSFrank Pruss, 202-232-7347Fri May 16 1997 02:0113
    Opening up your notesfile to notes$server doesn't give access to the
    world by default, if I remember correctly.  Your notebook is treated as
    a Members only conference.
    
    I thought the incantation involved continuing with:
    
    $notes
    NOTES> open/nonotebook sys$login:notes$notebook.note
    NOTES> add member node::user
    
    node::user = wherever you are coming in from
    
    After giving NOTES$SERVER access via the previous ACL
12.23824COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertFri May 16 1997 02:066
By default, your notebook is unrestricted access.

With the garbage names that come in from Netnotes, member-only
conferences don't work very well.

/john
12.23825BummerUSPS::FPRUSSFrank Pruss, 202-232-7347Fri May 16 1997 02:066
    Dad is going in for colon surgery Monday.  Ironic as he just gave up
    his pipe smoking six weeks ago. This will be his third cancer operation
    probably related to his 65 years of smoking. (2x vocal cord)
    
    I have been trying to quit for the last six weeks as well, but it
    hasn't been going well.
12.23826Well, all that was about six years ago...USPS::FPRUSSFrank Pruss, 202-232-7347Fri May 16 1997 02:1612
    Hmm, must have set the restriction on members myself way back then.
    
    I know this broke when I started coming under IP and getting DHCP
    assigned IP host names/addresses.  I thought about adding ever address
    in the modem pool but that seemed stupid as anyone could set up their
    user name to be the same as mine in the various Windows tools.
    
    I bailed out and when back to REAL NOTES since I have my own VMS system
    in the office to work with.  I'm looking to bring this to the home
    office as well, though.  Then things could get interesting.
    
    FJP
12.23827SCASS1::BARBER_ACan Freakazoid come over?Fri May 16 1997 05:062
    Thanks Shawn, see I knew you'd come through for me.  All I had to do
    was put a bug in your ear.  *S*  oops  8)
12.23828ACISS1::BATTISSniper BoyFri May 16 1997 12:392
    
    Frank, sorry to hear about your dad. Hope things go well for him.
12.23829Did you think I was kidding?WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjFri May 16 1997 13:215
    TTHT:
    
    <r.o.>s that think that if someone puts their directional on to signal
    that they are coming into their lane that means they are supposed to
    speed up to prevent the territorial intrusion. 
12.23830BULEAN::BANKSGoose CookerFri May 16 1997 13:225
Thank the maker that cars don't also provide a mechanism for marking
territory.

Actually, my father's Saab back in the early 60s had a "relief tube," but
fortunately, these have been phased out.
12.23831DEVO::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Fri May 16 1997 15:436
    
    
    	TTHT  having to give my engagement ring up for a week so my
    		jeweler can make the wax for the wedding band.  I hate
    		not having that ring on!
    
12.23832NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Fri May 16 1997 15:452
JJ, after you're married are you going to change your pname to
"That's *Mrs. Bitch* to you!"?
12.23833POLAR::RICHARDSONgot any spare change?Fri May 16 1997 15:461
    {running for cover}
12.23834ACISS1::BATTISSniper BoyFri May 16 1997 15:572
    
    gerald, oh , my god!!!
12.23835DEVO::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Fri May 16 1997 17:366
    
    
    	Nope.  Doesn't have the same punch as mizzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
    
    	=)
    
12.23836CSLALL::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayFri May 16 1997 17:403

<sigh of relief>
12.23837ACISS1::BATTISSniper BoyFri May 16 1997 17:562
    
    and order is restored in the cosmos once again.
12.23838TGIF!BRAT::tay1dhcp96-147.tay1.dec.com::JennisonSueJFri May 16 1997 18:217
Pril! Yea whats up with that longggggggggggggg name!

Good farside huh! Loved it!

Let it on my bosses desk! 8)

SueJ
12.23839LJSRV1::dasdhcp-136-160-150.das.dec.com::HendersonFri May 16 1997 18:242
 Yeah..what is with that long name?
12.23840BRAT::tay1dhcp96-147.tay1.dec.com::JennisonSueJFri May 16 1997 18:271
At least we are all the same !! ;)
12.23841ACISS1::BATTISSniper BoyFri May 16 1997 18:353
    
    you are all space aliens now. I suppose you're waiting for the
    spaceship too, eh?
12.23842CSC32::M_EVANSbe the villageSun May 18 1997 02:478
    Naw,
    
    have to catch it the next time around.  3025?
    
    till then this universe and solar system is stuck with me I guess.  I
    got the non exchange memo.
    
    meg
12.23843Digital stock hit (past tense already) $35 last week....PERFOM::LICEA_KANEwhen it's comin' from the leftMon May 19 1997 14:4516
|            -< Not will but when.  (Just once more would be nice) >-
|
||       will our stock ever hit $35 a share?
|    
|    Well, it's already hit $35.00/share.  More than once.
|    
|    Late 1992.
|    Late 1993.
|    Late 1994.
|    Mid 1996.
|    Early 1997.
|    
|    While historical performance is no guarantee of future results, it
|    appears probable that we'll hit $35.00/share at least one more time.
|    
|    								-mr. bill
12.23844ACISS1::BATTISSniper BoyMon May 19 1997 15:052
    
    bill, i'm holding out for $40+ now. I'm greedy.
12.23845Greedy is as greedy does....PERFOM::LICEA_KANEwhen it's comin' from the leftMon May 19 1997 15:135
|   bill, i'm holding out for $40+ now. I'm greedy.
    
    IBM stock is trading at historic highs, so why not hold off for $200?
    
    								-mr. bill
12.23846WMOIS::GIROUARD_CMon May 19 1997 16:061
   -1 because it will turn your shares into heirlooms.
12.23847COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertMon May 19 1997 18:1655
re .23540

As I suspected, the idea that there was a charge on Geoff Keller's phone
bill for accessing Massport or Auto Connection WWWeb pages is pure and
unadulterated hooey.

I received Geoff's bill.  The calls show up as dialled calls, all placed
on the same day, Saturday the 8th of March, over a period from 9:41 am to
3:54 pm.

The number which Geoff has identified as MassPort does not belong to
Massport.  A call to the number resulted in a modem connection.  The
following screen appeared:



           @@@@@@@@  @@@@@@@@@        @@@@@@@@@   @@@@@@@@  @@       @@@@@@@@
          @@    @@  @@@@@@@@         @@@@@@@@    @@@@@@@   @@       @@@@@@@@
         @@    @@  @@               @@             @@     @@       @@
        @@@@@@@   @@        ====   @@@@@@         @@     @@       @@@@@@
       @@        @@               @@@@@          @@     @@       @@@@@@
      @@        @@               @@             @@     @@       @@
     @@        @@@@@@@@         @@          @@@@@@@@  @@@@@@@  @@@@@@@@
    @@        @@@@@@@@         @@          @@@@@@@@  @@@@@@@  @@@@@@@@

                       Commonwealth Of Massachusetts

                            Department Of Revenue

                     On-Line Tax Return Filing System

              P r e s s   s p a c e  b a r   t o   b e g i n

This is the number to use for PC Telefile Option 1 for computer filing of
your tax return (if eligible to Telefile).  This allows filing from any
dumb terminal emulator using the Telefile form you would have received
in the mail if you appeared to be eligible.  See

     http://www.magnet.state.ma.us/dor/tax_help/pc_file/opt1.htm

The other number, the one Geoff identified as Auto Connection, does not belong
to Auto Connection.  It, too, belongs to the Massachusetts Department of
Revenue, and is the number for PC Telefile Option 2.  This option allows
filing from a PC-DOS special communications program that you download from
the Mass DOR website.

Interestingly enough, the final call of the day, at 3:57 pm, is to the
touch-tone (voice) Telefile number.

Geoff, I hate to tell you this, but you (or someone at your house) dialled
all of these calls directly from your telephone while fooling around with
your Mass taxes, and then finally called up the voice Telefile number and
finished the procedure with that.

/john
12.23848BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Tue May 20 1997 02:0813

I couldn't find parking on Sunday night. So I parked at the school. I have not
done this for quite some time. Like about 4 years.... a lot happens in that
time. I went out to my car for 7:00, as that USED to be the time the cars had
to be out. It is now 6:45, and they have tow trucks there towing people away. I
went from thinking the car was stolen, to a teacher telling me it was probably
towed. DOH! I went in the front entrance of the school to get the number of the
place that does the towing. While I was waiting I watched as the kids went
through a metal detector, and were frisked. Junior High School kids! 

It ended up costing me $80 to get my car. I was not a happy camper....but it
was my own fault....
12.23849DECXPS::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayTue May 20 1997 03:178

> While I was waiting I watched as the kids went
>through a metal detector, and were frisked. Junior High School kids! 



 Hey, it's the 90's man!
12.23850WMOIS::GIROUARD_CTue May 20 1997 10:105
    my M-I-L breaks her leg in a fall yesterday. that's not the TTHT after
    all, she's my M-I-L :-). the thing is that she is a fairly
    stereotypical one at best. my wife is not getting along with her all
    that well and she will now become more demanding. that will translate
    into some not-so-fun times at the ranch.
12.23851BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Tue May 20 1997 12:533

	Your M-I-L owns a ranch?
12.23852WhoopsBOOKIE::KELLERSorry, temporal prime directiveTue May 20 1997 14:2610
    >            <<< Note 12.23847 by COVERT::COVERT "John R. Covert" >>>
    
    Thanks John,
    
    That will teach me to take the NYNEX service person's word for where a
    number comes from.
    
    Boy do I feel foolish now.
    
    --Geoff
12.23853ouchFABSIX::TR_TAYLORWed May 21 1997 08:222
        TTHT .. when u get into a STUPID argument with your bestest friend 8(

12.23854WMOIS::GIROUARD_CWed May 21 1997 10:291
    -1 who won?
12.23855see ttFABSIX::TR_TAYLORWed May 21 1997 10:342
        neither we compromised and made up 8)

12.23856ACISS1::BATTISCNBC junkieWed May 21 1997 12:282
    
    <--- frankly, you scare me.
12.23857...and still no ::GARDENASIC::RANDOLPHTom R. N1OOQWed May 21 1997 12:374
Slowly discovering how short our growing season is out in Quabbin country.
We're still getting occasional hard frosts.  Gonna have to push back planting
of the warm weather crops another week or so.  On the other hand, it keeps
the bugs down...
12.23858GAVEL::JANDROWWed May 21 1997 12:557
    
    tthln:  the topical the dentist applied didn't finish taking before he
    stuck me with the rather large silver needle.  my gums are still sore. 
    
    he's losing his touch....
    
    
12.23859ACISS1::BATTISCNBC junkieWed May 21 1997 13:043
    
    i love needles, especially *large* needles.   why do you need a topical
    for novacaine? just have him stick you.
12.23861GAVEL::JANDROWWed May 21 1997 13:493
    
    thank you, einstein.  it wasn't a qualified comment, it was a general
    one.  
12.23864RUSURE::EDPAlways mount a scratch monkey.Wed May 21 1997 13:4914
    Re .23858:

    > tthln:  the topical the dentist applied didn't finish taking before he
    > stuck me with the rather large silver needle.  my gums are still sore. 

    That's a non sequitur.  The anesthetic wouldn't change the state of
    your gums after it's worn off, so they would still be sore.


    				-- edp


Public key fingerprint:  8e ad 63 61 ba 0c 26 86  32 0a 7d 28 db e7 6f 75
To find PGP, read note 2688.4 in Humane::IBMPC_Shareware.
12.23863GAVEL::JANDROWWed May 21 1997 13:524
    
    that was for you, edp, not battis...you moved your note...
    
    
12.23865LJSRV1::16.125.192.74::mzdebraWe'llMeetYouThere!Wed May 21 1997 13:543
	It's the Suzanne Syndrome!

12.23866ACISS1::BATTISCNBC junkieWed May 21 1997 14:012
    
    why is edp moving his notes around? frankly, he worries me.
12.23867BULEAN::BANKSGoose CookerWed May 21 1997 14:578
    TTHT:
    
    Getting jerked around by clients.  Having a jillion things to do this
    afternoon, all of which are at least an hour's drive from each other.
    
    TTRHT:
    
    That I won't be able to rank on MP any more today.
12.23868SALEM::DODAJust you wait...Wed May 21 1997 14:585
              <<< Note 12.23867 by BULEAN::BANKS "Goose Cooker" >>>
    
   > That I won't be able to rank on MP any more today.

     There's always next week.
12.23869SCASS1::BARBER_ACan Freakazoid come over?Wed May 21 1997 15:001
    Rank with impunity!  I shall rank back, however.  8)
12.23870SALEM::DODAJust you wait...Wed May 21 1997 15:071
We, however, can take it as well as dish it out.
12.23871SCASS1::BARBER_ACan Freakazoid come over?Wed May 21 1997 15:112
    It would seem you're implying I cannot by the use of the word 
    "however".  Hmm?
12.23872SALEM::DODAJust you wait...Wed May 21 1997 15:138
Who me? 

Here's the test. 

Rank on each other. 
Who gets into a tizzy about getting ranked on.

Thus endeth the lesson.
12.23873SCASS1::BARBER_ACan Freakazoid come over?Wed May 21 1997 15:163
    Tizzy?  Bwahahaha!!  
    
    Right on the money, you are.  
12.23874SCASS1::BARBER_ACan Freakazoid come over?Wed May 21 1997 15:161
    NOT
12.23875ACISS1::BATTISCNBC junkieWed May 21 1997 15:192
    
    gee, i'd love to see april in her new doo.
12.23876SCASS1::BARBER_ACan Freakazoid come over?Wed May 21 1997 15:201
    I've got this nifty digital camera right here at my desk too.  8)
12.23877MRPTH1::16.34.80.132::slablabounty@mail.dec.comWed May 21 1997 17:075
TTHT:

Diane never made spaghetti for ME.

12.23878ACISS1::BATTISCNBC junkieWed May 21 1997 17:093
    
    quit complaining, slab. with your luck, she would have substituted
    arsenic for the parmeasan.
12.23879SALLIE::DDESMAISONSAre you married or happy?Wed May 21 1997 17:106
   .23877  I never made spaghetti for Jim either.

	   hth


12.23880DECXPS::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayWed May 21 1997 17:144


 Jeepers..sorry I said anything
12.23881ACISS1::BATTISCNBC junkieWed May 21 1997 17:172
    
    oh quit complaining, slabbo needed something to bitch about for today.
12.23882SALLIE::DDESMAISONSAre you married or happy?Wed May 21 1997 17:174
    .23880  yeah, cripes. ;>


12.23883NNTPD::&quot;walters@ddraig.zk3.dec.com&quot;Wed May 21 1997 17:479

room of the house?  dirty of the house?

salty desmaisons?  dirty desmaisons? 



[Posted by WWW Notes gateway]
12.23884SALLIE::DDESMAISONSAre you married or happy?Wed May 21 1997 17:545
  .23883  aagagag.  hey, it wasn't my idea. ;>
	  btw, it's "of the houses". 


12.23885How did the Herald phrase it 5/20? Grand Old Party time!SBUOA::GUILLERMOBut the world still goes round and roundWed May 21 1997 18:265
    re: Winning (a small prize) in the lottery
    
    You can always apply to be on DeNucci's staff.
    
    That way, you can win big without even playing.
12.23886TROOA::BUTKOVICHtake from me, my laceWed May 21 1997 19:403
    TTGOAMMH - (Things that give one a massive migraine headache)
    
    vendor meetings
12.23887BRITE::FYFEUse it up, wear it out, make it do, or do without.Wed May 21 1997 19:532
Too much MSG?
12.23888SMURF::KAZIGIANNo good deed goes unpunished.Wed May 21 1997 21:108
    
    TTHT: Canadian money
    
    Keep your change out of our country!
    
    Another TTHT: Vending machines that don't accept dollar bills
    
    Marc
12.23889POLAR::RICHARDSONConformity is freedomWed May 21 1997 21:122
    you keep your change out of our country and we'll promise to do the
    same, okay?
12.23890SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Wed May 21 1997 21:131
    But Glenn, a US penny is worth $24.72 Canadian!
12.23891That didn't take longPSDV::SURRETTETheCluePhoneIsRinging,AndIt'sForYOU.Wed May 21 1997 21:1316
    
    
    
    My brandy new Jeep Wrangler has been christened with its
    first (of many) top-down rain events :^(
    
    It could have waited until it was *3* days old!
    
    W.
    
    P.S.  I think Raq was doing a rain dance!!
    
    
    
    
    
12.23892POLAR::RICHARDSONConformity is freedomWed May 21 1997 21:141
    I wasn't complaining, just offering a solution!
12.23893MRPTH1::16.34.80.132::slablabounty@mail.dec.comWed May 21 1997 21:187
RE: .23888

The candy machine here on the third floor of MRO1 almost never 
accepts dollar bills.  I end up going to the "dedicated" changer 
machine, which almost always works.

12.23894COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertThu May 22 1997 00:0923
Fleet Bank.

I have had a 4388... VISA card for almost ten years.  More than five years
ago I began having them automatically debit my personal checking account
on the payment due date each month.  More than sixty perfectly correct
transactions.

This continued to work just fine after NatWest bought the credit card
from First Signature Bank.  It also continued to work when Fleet bought
Shawmut.  And it continued to work fine for several months while NatWest
was still doing the processing after Fleet bought the card from NatWest.

But now it's all Fleet.  And it broke.  No transaction last week.  And
Customer Service has been completely unhelpful in fixing it, as though
it were my problem, and that I need to do something to fix it.  But I
want to be doing my job, not theirs.

Well, Fleet Bank.  You are likely to lose a customer for VISA, checking,
savings, and IRA.  I already have other VISA (1), checking (3), savings
(3), and IRA (2).  The companies you bought out were my primary VISA and
checking vendors.

/john
12.23895POLAR::RICHARDSONConformity is freedomThu May 22 1997 01:312
    I'm sure they care very much John, give them a chance, you'll see how
    much they care about you.
12.23896COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertThu May 22 1997 01:3824
Fleet

Partnership Account
Statement

JOHN R COVERT
PAMELA B COVERT

You Probably Know By Now That Fleet And Shawmut Have Become One.
Please Be Assured That Your Partnership Account Will, However, Remain
The Same. But You Should Be Aware Of Why This Merger Means Something
Good For You. The New Fleet Looks At Banking From A Refreshing New
Perspective. Yours. It'll Be A Bank That Gives You More Of A Re-
Source To Draw Upon. With More Ways To Help You Educate Your Child-
ken, Plan For Your Retirement, Or Buy The Home You've Always Wanted.
More Financial Horsepower To Help Communities And Businesses Of All
Sizes Prosper And Grow. And With More Than 1,200 Branches, Over 2,100
ATMs And Telephone Banking Around The Clock, Only Fleet Lets You Tray-
El Between Maine And Manhattan And Do All Your Banking As Easily And
Conveniently As At Your Hometown Branch. So, We Welcome Both Fleet
And Shawmut Customers To One Of America's Leading Banks, And Every
Day, We'll Be Committing Ourselves To Making That Leadership Something
Good For You.

12.23897POLAR::RICHARDSONConformity is freedomThu May 22 1997 02:011
    See? They do care!
12.23898DASXPS::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayThu May 22 1997 02:3511


 I'd love to post the horror story that transpired when the subject
 financial institution purchased Indian Head Bank in NH and seemed to
 have misplaced records of a paid off car loan.




 Jim
12.23899MRPTH1::16.121.160.237::slablabounty@mail.dec.comThu May 22 1997 03:405
Why Did They Capitalize The First Letter Of Every Word?

It's Very Annoying.

12.23900WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjThu May 22 1997 10:541
    It Only Goes To Show How Much They Care.
12.23901ACISS1::BATTISCNBC junkieThu May 22 1997 12:133
    
    /john, thanks so much for sharing that with us. It truly brought a tear
    to my eye, or was that the onion?
12.23902BULEAN::BANKSGoose CookerThu May 22 1997 12:1817
    TTHY:
    
    Doing some work on my genealogy.  I went back to one of my primary
    references, which is information on Richard Bancks (1620-?), and the 11
    generations that can be traced to his loins.  This is a rather
    extensive work compiled by some dude in Nova Scotia, who as far as I
    can tell, is only related to the Banks family by marriage.
    
    Anyway, I'm buzzing along, looking at a bunch of names, and what do I
    find?
    
    John Covert.
    
    Nah.
    
    Fortunately, /john's middle name is not Wayne.  Otherwise, I think I'd
    have to kill one of us.
12.23903ASIC::RANDOLPHTom R. N1OOQThu May 22 1997 12:278
>              <<< Note 12.23902 by BULEAN::BANKS "Goose Cooker" >>>
>    Doing some work on my genealogy.  I went back to one of my primary

Hee hee... Yah, I found some French Canadian dude who's wife had the same
maiden name my mother did. He had the entire history of my Grandfather's
family back to 1600's France. Had at least one fornicator/forced marriage
about 200 years back, in Quebec. It's amusing how little things really
change.
12.23904NNTPD::&quot;walters@ddraig.zk3.dec.com&quot;Thu May 22 1997 12:296
12.23902

Coinkydink.  Sounds like /John is getting a divorce from Fleet Banks.


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12.23906NNTPD::&quot;walters@ddraig.zk3.dec.com&quot;Thu May 22 1997 12:3316
You;re right - things don't change much.

After rogering the daughter of the Lord Lootenant of Glamorgan,
producing bastards like a bastard, great-great grandpa Walters
left for the California Gold rush but stopped off in Utah on
his way back to start another family.








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12.23907FUTURE::DDESMAISONSAre you married or happy?Thu May 22 1997 12:405
    Dawn comes from a long line of insufferable potholes?  
    Odd.


12.23908GAVEL::JANDROWThu May 22 1997 12:435
    
    walter, i promise you, i did not do a rain dance yesterday...i wouldn't
    do that to a jeep!!!  :>
    
    
12.23909NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu May 22 1997 12:534
>    Fortunately, /john's middle name is not Wayne.  Otherwise, I think I'd
>    have to kill one of us.

If hid middle name _were_ Wayne, he'd prolly be a mass murderer.
12.23910BULEAN::BANKSGoose CookerThu May 22 1997 12:541
    Or a reconstituted man.
12.23911DECXPS::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayThu May 22 1997 12:547
    
>    /john, thanks so much for sharing that with us. It truly brought a tear
>    to my eye, or was that the onion?


 /john brought an onion to your eye, Batti's?
12.23912ACISS1::SCHELTERMThu May 22 1997 13:016
    Mark, fess up.  You never cut up an onion, someone told you
    they make you cry...
    
    
    Mike
    
12.23913BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Thu May 22 1997 13:0418

	Baybank, oh....15 years ago, sent me my renewed Visa card in the mail.
I never got it. I asked them about it, and they said it got returned. So they
sent another one. Same thing, it got returned. I asked where it was being
returned from. They said the Berlin Post Office. So I go down there and talk to
them about it. They said why would they return it? They know me. :-)  So I
called back Baybank and told them about it and then the story changed to I gave
them the wrong address. Gee, your bills come to me ok. So I had them read back
the address and they had it correct. Hmmmm.... so they tried again. No card. I
sent them a letter saying it was nice doing business with them, but they could
keep their card as I don't want it. I explained how could I keep a card that I
wasn't getting anyway? Two weeks later the card somehow arrived. I cut it up,
sent it back to them with a letter stating that I did not want their card. 



Glen
12.23914BULEAN::BANKSGoose CookerThu May 22 1997 13:0812
Oh,

That's just the service industry's new "The customer is always wrong"
policy.

I was initially turned down by American Express, they said, because while
they could verify my employment, they weren't sure that my reported
employer really existed, or whether I'd just fabricated them and provided
my own verification.

They sent me the card when I tore a page out of a phone book, circled the
entry that said "General Electric," and sent it to them.
12.23915DEVO::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Thu May 22 1997 13:5513
    
    
    	I found an interesting 'catch 22' after we bought the
    	house.  Don't apply for a credit card shortly after applying
    	for a mortgage.  Trying to be a knowledgeable and smart consumer,
    	we shopped around for the mortgage lender that would give us the
    	best deal.  Well in doing so, three places did credit checks on us.
    	After all was said and done, I got one of those introductory low
    	interest rate CC applications, so I sent it in (I just keep moving
    	my balance from card to card, with the low interest rates).  I
    	was refused, due to too many inquiries into my credit history!
    	Go figure........
    
12.23916NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu May 22 1997 14:101
So write to them and explain why there were credit checks.
12.23917GAVEL::JANDROWThu May 22 1997 14:1114
    
    >> I was refused, due to too many inquiries into my credit history!
    >> Go figure........
    
    happens all the time, even when you haven't just bought a house.  a few
    years ago when i was trying to get a credit card, after a few attempts,
    i started getting denied because too many other cc companies were
    making inquiries.
    
    personally, i think that is an incredibly stupid reason for refusal
    with out verifying the reason for the inquiries...
    
     
    
12.23918COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertThu May 22 1997 14:3111
	Based on the data from the VISA voice response computer,
	Fleet managed to credit my VISA account last night.

	And based on the data from the Checking account voice
	response computer, they haven't taken the money out yet.

	Maybe I screamed loudly enough last night that they
	actually went ahead and fixed the problem without
	making me do any more of the work.

12.23919POLAR::RICHARDSONConformity is freedomThu May 22 1997 14:401
    see? i told you they cared!
12.23920EVMS::MORONEYvi vi vi - Editor of the BeastThu May 22 1997 14:472
If it makes you feel any better, I had the exact same problem with Nynex
a couple months ago.
12.23921ACISS1::BATTISCNBC junkieThu May 22 1997 15:142
    
    sigh!!!  yet another in a long line of reasons to move west.
12.23922POLAR::RICHARDSONConformity is freedomThu May 22 1997 15:151
    or north.
12.23923Border warPOWDML::DOUGANThu May 22 1997 17:068
    Had survey done on house and boundary runs through middle of neighbor's
    house.  Now both properties unsellable until we fix this.
    
    Still it could be worse - at least the line doesn't run through our
    house.
    
    If anyone has had a similar problem and resolved it (in Mass.) I'd like
    to hear how it was done and how much it cost.
12.23924CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsThu May 22 1997 17:094
    It depends upon how much of a stickler you want to be.  A neighbor of a
    friend of mine is going through this now.  What were once best friends
    are now bitter enemies over it.  
    
12.23925ACISS1::BATTISCNBC junkieThu May 22 1997 17:105
    
    .23923
    
    well, look on the bright side. The Hatfield's and the McCoy's only
    took a few years to resolve.
12.23926COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertThu May 22 1997 17:1926
My north side lot line is a bit less than 7 feet away from the northeast
corner of my house.  This violates the zoning rules.

I tried to solve this with my neighbor by trading a small triangle of land
at that point with another one back in the woods.

The town zoning board rejected this solution, telling us that since the
lot size was changed from one acre to two acres in our subdivision we
could not make any changes to our grandfathered one acre lots.

So I had to go back to seek a variance from the zoning law.

If this had been a deck or some easily removed structure, the town would
have ordered it taken down.  But since it was the dining room, they used
the principle of "extreme hardship" to approve the variance.

A house built atop the lot line is a much more serious violation as well
as a much more extreme hardship to fix.

If lot size requirements in your area permit it, you should investigate
a trade of a chunk of land around his house for a chunk somewhere else.

The largest expense will be for surveyors to do plot plans; lawyers
will be cheap.

/john
12.23927WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjThu May 22 1997 17:309
    TTHT:
    
     Taking an elbow just above the eye. 
    
    TTLT:
    
     No blood on my white shirt, nobody minded me playing while bleeding
    (occasional stops when it was running down my face), and it only hurts
    a little.
12.23928BRITE::FYFEWhat's his name ...Thu May 22 1997 17:374
 >   Had survey done on house and boundary runs through middle of neighbor's
 >   house.  Now both properties unsellable until we fix this.
 
  Sound like it may be time to excersize his title insurance ...
12.23929exorcise?WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjThu May 22 1997 17:381
    or even exercise it.
12.23930SMARTT::JENNISONAnd baby makes fiveThu May 22 1997 17:407
	TTHT (and every day this week):

	food

	everything I eat is making me sick, even if I eat small portions

	feh!
12.23931SCASS1::BARBER_ACan Freakazoid come over?Thu May 22 1997 17:542
    TTHT: Almost having one less fingernail.  It's being held on by a
    band-aid.  Ouchie wouchie.  8(
12.23932MRPTH1::16.34.80.132::slablabounty@mail.dec.comThu May 22 1997 17:569
RE: .23923

When they built my neighbor's house, they installed his well [or was 
it the sewerage system?] partially on our property.

So my father sold that piece of land [a very small percentage of an 
acre] to him.

12.23933WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjThu May 22 1997 17:594
    >sewerage 
    
     I was always told this isn't a real word, but the CAHD has it.
    Another childhood myth shattered.
12.23934POLAR::RICHARDSONConformity is freedomThu May 22 1997 18:003
    how about signage?

    facilities pummeled us with memos about new signage.
12.23935FUTURE::DDESMAISONSAre you married or happy?Thu May 22 1997 18:015
   my co-worker who says "subsiderary" is now saying "hierarctical"
   repeatedly.  i could just scream, i tell you.


12.23936LANDO::OLIVER_Blooking for deep meaningThu May 22 1997 18:023
    
    you must bear with this person, irregardless.
    
12.23937NNTPD::&quot;walters@ddraig.zk3.dec.com&quot;Thu May 22 1997 18:049

You could complain, Di.





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12.23938COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertThu May 22 1997 18:053
	orientate.

12.23939LANDO::OLIVER_Blooking for deep meaningThu May 22 1997 18:063
    
    preplan your next conversation.
    
12.23940CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsThu May 22 1997 18:071
    According to the HWI, that is an accepted word.  
12.23941FUTURE::DDESMAISONSAre you married or happy?Thu May 22 1997 18:076
    .23937  what a weisenheimer. ;>

    .23938  8-[


12.23942DECXPS::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayThu May 22 1997 18:083

 planfully
12.23943RUSURE::EDPAlways mount a scratch monkey.Thu May 22 1997 18:089
    Notes with URLs and no clue about why anybody should bother retrieving
    them.
    
    
    				-- edp
    
    
Public key fingerprint:  8e ad 63 61 ba 0c 26 86  32 0a 7d 28 db e7 6f 75
To find PGP, read note 2688.4 in Humane::IBMPC_Shareware.
12.23944POLAR::RICHARDSONConformity is freedomThu May 22 1997 18:092
    pre has become the prefix of choice. It's everywhere. For instance, I
    pre-dress myself in the morning.
12.23945ACISS1::BATTISCNBC junkieThu May 22 1997 18:104
    
    .23931
    
    sounds painful. 
12.23946DECXPS::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayThu May 22 1997 18:1110

 "experience"

   as in

 "we want you to enjoy your grocery shopping experience"


  
12.23947ACISS1::BATTISCNBC junkieThu May 22 1997 18:173
    
    jimbob, do us a favor. stay out of grocery stores until you can deal
    with human cashiers. i thank you.
12.23948LANDO::OLIVER_Blooking for deep meaningThu May 22 1997 18:183
    
    pre-owned cars for sale.
    
12.23949DECXPS::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayThu May 22 1997 18:2010


 Radio ads where the person doing the voice over speaks in a "cutesy/folksy
 (for lack of a better term)" voice.  An ad for Continental Airlines is
 an example.


 
Jim
12.23950POLAR::RICHARDSONConformity is freedomThu May 22 1997 18:211
    why say cars when you can use the word vehicle?
12.23951ACISS1::BATTISCNBC junkieThu May 22 1997 18:223
    
    i swear. you people need something really important to bitch about,
    not this little piddly irritating stuff. folks, get a grip, please.
12.23952POLAR::RICHARDSONConformity is freedomThu May 22 1997 18:221
    GFY
12.23953ACISS1::BATTISCNBC junkieThu May 22 1997 18:242
    
    Good for you? thanks, glenn. i can always count on your support.
12.23954SALEM::DODAJust you wait...Thu May 22 1997 18:241
Right. Let's go back to ridiculing you, Mark Battis, Soapbox Pinata.
12.23955LANDO::OLIVER_Blooking for deep meaningThu May 22 1997 18:263
    .23949
    
    oooh, like the guy who shills Sam Adams.  {throttle}
12.23956.23954MRPTH1::16.125.192.74::mzdebraWe'llMeetYouThere!Thu May 22 1997 18:284
12.23957POLAR::RICHARDSONConformity is freedomThu May 22 1997 18:281
    I hate the adds with the vocal fine print at the end.
12.23958GOOEY::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Thu May 22 1997 18:2910
    
    
    	/john (?)  from way back....
    
    	Wasn't really worth going through the bother of writing a 
    	letter.  I have one card now that's 6.9% and the other is
    	with the DCU at 10.9% (I think).  When it gets close to the
    	6.9% one expiring the low rate, then I'll apply for another
    	one.  =)
    
12.23959ACISS1::BATTISCNBC junkieThu May 22 1997 18:492
    
    JJ, isn't that dishonest??
12.23960ACISS1::BATTISCNBC junkieThu May 22 1997 18:503
    
    daryll, don't you think we need a new target for soapbox?? i mean,
    i have so many holes in me, i'm stating to resemble swiss cheese.
12.23961SALEM::DODAJust you wait...Thu May 22 1997 18:531
You're right. Pick one.
12.23962MRPTH1::16.34.80.132::slablabounty@mail.dec.comThu May 22 1997 18:5312
>    Notes with URLs and no clue about why anybody should bother retrieving
>    them.
>    
>    
>                                -- edp


If it doesn't take very long to check it out, then check it out.  Although I 
do agree that it's extremely ambiguous not to tell people what's contained 
therein.

12.23963WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjThu May 22 1997 18:564
    >daryll, don't you think we need a new target for soapbox?? i mean,
    >i have so many holes in me, i'm stating to resemble swiss cheese.
    
     Who else consistently volunteers for the job?
12.23964BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Thu May 22 1997 18:566
| <<< Note 12.23930 by SMARTT::JENNISON "And baby makes five" >>>

| everything I eat is making me sick, even if I eat small portions

	And I will have you know that because of you, I had TWO Milkyway Darks!
So I must thank you.... :-)
12.23965ACISS1::BATTISCNBC junkieThu May 22 1997 18:562
    
    i've got it, daryll. two choices. di or april.
12.23966BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Thu May 22 1997 18:5914
| <<< Note 12.23960 by ACISS1::BATTIS "CNBC junkie" >>>


| daryll, don't you think we need a new target for soapbox?? i mean,
| i have so many holes in me, i'm stating to resemble swiss cheese.

	Pretend the following URL is really Mark Battis. Then you can put holes
in him!


                  http://impressive.net/games/barney/fun.cgi



12.23967ACISS1::BATTISCNBC junkieThu May 22 1997 19:052
    
    gee, doc, you're starting to resemble edp. 
12.23968NNTPD::&quot;walters@ddraig.zk3.dec.com&quot;Thu May 22 1997 19:076
But the Doctah was bleeding today.  Surely evidence of his organic
origin?


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12.23969WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjThu May 22 1997 19:101
    Gee, Mark, there's no reason to be insulting.
12.23970ACISS1::BATTISCNBC junkieThu May 22 1997 19:113
    
    good point colin. to bad the doc doesn't shoot that straight during
    deer season.
12.23971WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjThu May 22 1997 19:134
    >good point colin. to bad the doc doesn't shoot that straight during
    >deer season.
    
     Assumes facts not in evidence.
12.23972LANDO::OLIVER_Blooking for deep meaningThu May 22 1997 19:233
    
    i just hope the doctah gives us a day-by-day 
    report on his recovery.
12.23973SMARTT::JENNISONAnd baby makes fiveThu May 22 1997 19:326
	Glen,

	I don't want to hear from you again until my parts are done!

	Now get to work!
12.23974NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu May 22 1997 19:331
Glen's doing your parts?
12.23975BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Thu May 22 1997 19:477
| <<< Note 12.23973 by SMARTT::JENNISON "And baby makes five" >>>


| I don't want to hear from you again until my parts are done! Now get to work!

	No can do! We're still working the 304 problems. We may be close
now....
12.23976SMARTT::JENNISONAnd baby makes fiveThu May 22 1997 19:533
	I don't want excuses, I want results !!!

12.23977MRPTH1::16.125.192.74::mzdebraWe'llMeetYouThere!Thu May 22 1997 19:533
	I want it to be Friday!

12.23978POLAR::RICHARDSONConformity is freedomThu May 22 1997 19:541
    I want it to be Zornday!
12.23979BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Thu May 22 1997 20:417
| <<< Note 12.23976 by SMARTT::JENNISON "And baby makes five" >>>


| I don't want excuses, I want results !!!

	Excuses? Is that what that was? I thought it was information. Oh well,
my mistake.
12.23980GOOEY::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Thu May 22 1997 20:596
    
    
    	re: .23959
    
    	Dishonest?  How?
    
12.23981sighPOLAR::RICHARDSONConformity is freedomFri May 23 1997 02:321
    8(
12.23982MRPTH1::16.121.160.254::slablabounty@mail.dec.comFri May 23 1997 03:1512
Actually, there's nothing incredibly dishonest about transferring a 
credit card balance to another card with a lower interest rate.

I don't keep a balance on credit cards as a rule, so I'm not very 
worried about finding lower interest rates ... but if I were, I might 
think about doing just that.

Heck, I don't know where it was, but in the last six months I asked 
if it would be possible to transfer an entire balance to another card 
every month and never have to actually make ANY payments.

12.23983NHASAD::SHERKI belong i got circles overme i'sFri May 23 1997 11:104
        Cash advance and balance transfers start accruing interest on date of
    transaction rather than giving the 30 day float.  

    Ken
12.23984MRPTH1::16.121.160.234::slablabounty@mail.dec.comFri May 23 1997 12:235
Oh.

I guess you'd have to fill out the transfer slips REALLY fast then.

12.23985MRPTH1::16.123.24.227::mzdebraWe'llMeetYouThere!Fri May 23 1997 13:059
	This is supposedly the last day to clean all the crap
	out of my POWDML account and it's been down since 5
	minutes after I got here.

	And the helpless desk has no idea when it might come up again.

	8^pPpPp

12.23986SCASS1::BARBER_ACan Freakazoid come over?Fri May 23 1997 14:341
    TTHT: Thumb's STILL freakin' bleeding.
12.23987LANDO::OLIVER_Blooking for deep meaningFri May 23 1997 14:403
    
    ouchie wouchie.
    
12.23988SCASS1::BARBER_ACan Freakazoid come over?Fri May 23 1997 14:451
    It looks real cool with the kiddie bandaid though.  
12.23989DECXPS::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayFri May 23 1997 14:4513


 Pool at my apartment complex will not be available this year.."requires
 extensive repairs" which are "cost prohibitive".


 Rent will be going up by $20 as of July.




 Jim
12.23990LANDO::OLIVER_Blooking for deep meaningFri May 23 1997 14:504
    
    well, let us know what happens when you peel it off.
    a homepage picture of the injury would be nice.
    
12.23991SCASS1::BARBER_ACan Freakazoid come over?Fri May 23 1997 14:551
    Ick.  Nope, I won't be doing that.
12.23992LANDO::OLIVER_Blooking for deep meaningFri May 23 1997 14:583
    
    and how is your face, doctah?  has the bleeding stopped?
    
12.23993CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsFri May 23 1997 14:592
    If it's of any interest, the shredded skin on my palm is healing albeit
    slowly.  
12.23994NNTPD::&quot;walters@ddraig.zk3.dec.com&quot;Fri May 23 1997 15:018
I'm still bleeding awful.
   
   ba-da-boom.


   
[Posted by WWW Notes gateway]
12.23995opinions vary widelyWAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjFri May 23 1997 15:053
    >and how is your face, doctah?  
    
     That's a matter of opinion. ;-)
12.23996SCASS1::BARBER_ACan Freakazoid come over?Fri May 23 1997 15:142
    I am realizing just how much a person uses their thumb during the
    course of a normal day.  
12.23997POLAR::RICHARDSONConformity is freedomFri May 23 1997 15:281
    Just ask Elaine when she dances, she'll tell you.
12.23998SCASS1::barbera.dlc.dec.com::LirpaFri May 23 1997 15:331
haha!
12.23999NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Fri May 23 1997 18:192
I asked Mapquest to show me 750 Washington Street in Boston.  It showed me
750 Washington Street in Brighton.  Even when I specified the zipcode.
12.24000FUTURE::DDESMAISONSAre you married or happy?Fri May 23 1997 18:233
   that sounded like a complaint.
   
12.24001WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjFri May 23 1997 18:231
    I bet that bugs you.
12.24002ASIC::RANDOLPHTom R. N1OOQFri May 23 1997 18:255
> I asked Mapquest to show me 750 Washington Street in Boston.  It showed me
> 750 Washington Street in Brighton.  Even when I specified the zipcode.

Yah, I haven't gotten it to do ANYTHING useful with specific addresses so
far.  It works ok with town-size areas.
12.24003It'll let you choose boston, dorchester, or brighton....PERFOM::LICEA_KANEwhen it's comin' from the leftFri May 23 1997 18:274
    
    Try vicinity's mapblast.
    
    								-mr. bill
12.24004FUTURE::DDESMAISONSAre you married or happy?Fri May 23 1997 18:308
>              <<< Note 12.24001 by WAHOO::LEVESQUE "Spott Itj" >>>

>    I bet that bugs you.

	what - that he's complaining?  not really, no.


12.24005WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjFri May 23 1997 18:311
    8^P
12.24006MRPTH1::16.123.24.227::mzdebraWe'llMeetYouThere!Fri May 23 1997 18:323
	My, my, what a tongue.

12.24007FUTURE::DDESMAISONSAre you married or happy?Fri May 23 1997 18:334
   .24006  i know it, hunh?


12.24008NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Fri May 23 1997 18:342
Didja get a load of the title on MapBlast's home page?  Does Batti's work
for them?
12.24009Licea's-Kane's homepage doesn't have thi's problem....PERFOM::LICEA_KANEwhen it's comin' from the leftFri May 23 1997 18:4410
    
|   Does Batti's work for them?
    
    Clearly they need the Ronco Apostrophe Remover.
    
    BTW, if you're thinking about taking the South East expressway there,
    note that the exit and entrance ramp's are moved more than a little
    because of the big dig.  (The ramp's don't match the map.)
    
    								-mr. bill
12.24010SX4GTO::OLSONDBTC Palo AltoFri May 23 1997 19:117
    Ten days ago, I made an appointment for today to get my pre-owned
    motorcycle safety-checked.  Today, of course, it's raining, and the
    service place is about ten miles away.
    
    It only needs about $600 worth of labor and $300 worth of parts.  Ouch.
    
    DougO
12.24011MRPTH1::16.123.24.227::mzdebraWe'llMeetYouThere!Fri May 23 1997 19:123
	Pre-owned!

12.24012POLAR::RICHARDSONConformity is freedomFri May 23 1997 19:121
    sounds like a double layer chocolate cake.
12.24013NNTPD::&quot;walters@ddraig.zk3.dec.com&quot;Fri May 23 1997 19:135
pre-pischil!


[Posted by WWW Notes gateway]
12.24014CSC32::M_EVANSbe the villageFri May 23 1997 19:147
    Pre-owned == Kaliphornian for used.
    
    TTHT  Having to get reacquainted with certain household appliances.  
    Having Frank work a wierd shift that has nothing to do with reality or
    any of our normal schedules.
    
    meg
12.24015LANDO::OLIVER_Blooking for deep meaningFri May 23 1997 19:162
    
    life is hierarctical.
12.24016MRPTH1::16.34.80.132::slablabounty@mail.dec.comFri May 23 1997 19:177
> I asked Mapquest to show me 750 Washington Street in Boston.  It showed me
> 750 Washington Street in Brighton.  Even when I specified the zipcode.

Not to sound like I'm using a hackneyed phrase, but, simply, "Don't go 
there".

12.24017BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Fri May 23 1997 19:406
| <<< Note 12.23999 by NOTIME::SACKS "Gerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085" >>>

| I asked Mapquest to show me 750 Washington Street in Boston.  It showed me
| 750 Washington Street in Brighton.  Even when I specified the zipcode.

	Damn them bastards!
12.24018FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Sat May 24 1997 14:5118
    
    
    	Searching for what we thought would be a body this morning. Just
    what I like to do at 6am on a saturday. Local PD spotted a car in the
    state park pond at 5:30am. The car apparently hit a guardrail head on
    at over 100mph, launched skyward traveling some 70-80ft through the
    air, and finally came to rest about 200ft out into the pond. Windshield
    was blown out, car severely damaged, etc. We had divers out there
    looking for a body. PD ended up picking up a wet and slightly bruised
    13yr old (!) who was apparently the driver of the vehicle. Car had been
    reported stolen at 3:30am this morning. They found the kid walking down
    a local road, asking directions to another town. 
    
    	I can't believe the kid is alive, after seeing the condition of the
    vehicle. The fact that he was completely uninjured is nothing short of
    a miracle. 
    
    jim
12.24019DECXPS::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each daySat May 24 1997 22:4312


 Having problems getting the latest version of Flight Simulator
 working..seems that I can't find the proper drivers for the  
 CD (need Win95 protected mode.  They're supposed to be in
 Win95 but I can't find 'em)




 Jim
12.24020MRPTH1::16.121.160.235::slablabounty@mail.dec.comSun May 25 1997 05:206
As soon as I saw that you had bought and installed it, I figure you'd 
be in this note complaining about its functionality.

8^)

12.24021it was a good dinnerFABSIX::S_MCREYNOLDSSun May 25 1997 09:328
12.24022POLAR::RICHARDSONuh, buh buh buh buh blonde?Sun May 25 1997 09:371
    ouchie wouchie!
12.24023u aintd kiddenFABSIX::TR_TAYLORSun May 25 1997 11:503
    
    telb be aboud it
    
12.24024DASXPS::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each daySun May 25 1997 12:4117

>As soon as I saw that you had bought and installed it, I figure you'd 
>be in this note complaining about its functionality.

>8^)


Predictable, eh?  Sheesh..nothing is easy with these things..I got a bunch
of info from various places, but no real solution yet..I'll prolly 
wind up having to buy a new CD rom drive..




Jim

12.24025POLAR::RICHARDSONuh, buh buh buh buh blonde?Mon May 26 1997 13:263
    
    
    			{tumbleweed drifts by}
12.24026POLAR::RICHARDSONuh, buh buh buh buh blonde?Mon May 26 1997 15:263
    			
    
    		   {yet another tumbleweed drifts by}
12.24027TROOA::BUTKOVICHgot a rubber pencil thing happeninMon May 26 1997 16:052
    (I just spent some time on the internet trying to find the lyrics to
    "Tumbling Tumbleweeds" but alas, they were not posted)
12.24028TROOA::TEMPLETONUnhappy gardenerMon May 26 1997 17:416
    Now you've done it, I'll have that tune running through my mind for the
    rest of the afternoon, while I try and remember the words.
    
    
    
    joan
12.24029POLAR::RICHARDSONuh, buh buh buh buh blonde?Mon May 26 1997 18:265
    
    
                   {yet another tumbleweed drifts by}
    
     
12.24030MRPTH1::16.121.160.231::slablabounty@mail.dec.comMon May 26 1997 19:383
Quiet in here, eh?

12.24031POLAR::RICHARDSONuh, buh buh buh buh blonde?Mon May 26 1997 19:501
    shhhh! You're ruining the effect!
12.24032POLAR::RICHARDSONuh, buh buh buh buh blonde?Mon May 26 1997 20:255
    
    
                   {yet another tumbleweed drifts by}
    
     
12.24033DECXPS::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayMon May 26 1997 21:285



AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!
12.24034POLAR::RICHARDSONuh, buh buh buh buh blonde?Mon May 26 1997 22:041
    trouble with the peecee?
12.24035DECXPS::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayTue May 27 1997 02:5444

 Well, it's like this...Friday afternoon as I left work, it began
to look as if it was going to be a rather quiet weekend, with my
son Scott going camping with a friend and family, ex had to work.
So, I thought I'd zip over to a large local software retailer and
purchase the latest version of FlightSimulator, which by th way
they had on sale for about $15 less than I'd seen it elsewhere. So
I picked it up along with a companion book (on which I got the Digital
discount) and it all cost me about the same as if I'd bought only the
Flightsim elsewhere.

Eagerly anticipating returning home and installing this little gem,
and experiencing the thrills of flying a 737, et al, along with the
fancy new panel graphics, etc..I got home and after a phone call
to my brother, started to install the thing..

Well, this pleasant little endeavor has, as usually does whenever
I attempt such an undertaking (one would think I'd learn by now),
turned into a nightmare closely rivaling the recent "great modem
caper" which has consumed about 80% of my time this weekend AND
I STILL DON'T HAVE THE BLASTED THING WORKING, because of some
"protected mode driver" nonsense that I can't seem to figure out, which
all documentation I can find (yesI've been all over the WEB, thank you)
says should be within WINDOWS 95 some place.

And, as luck would have it, I found someone o the net who had suffered
a similar difficulty a couple weeks ago, and posted it on one of
the larger FlightSim sites.  I then found someone who responded to
that poor soul with the extremely helpful suggestion "you need the
win95 drivers".  Sadly, I've been unable to contact either of these
folks through email..

I did find, late this evening, someone in teh WIN95 forum on AOL who
seems to have an idea.

As usual, it's probably some simple little thing, but I'll be
doggoned if I can figure it out..


Other than that, it was a great weekend..


Jim yearning for the days of "Pong"
12.24036DECXPS::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayTue May 27 1997 02:569

..and yes, I've tried turning it off and back on again.





Jim
12.24037POLAR::RICHARDSONuh, buh buh buh buh blonde?Tue May 27 1997 02:594
    say, have you tried turning it off and on again?
    
    
    oh, nevermind.
12.24038Three seasons, eary, mid and late winterASGMKA::RAUHI survived the Cruel SpaTue May 27 1997 12:554
    Looking outside, seeing the warm sunlight, and realizing that most of
    the weekend was spend inside, either avoiding the rain, or doing house
    work, or avoiding the cold wind of yesterday. :(
    
12.24039ACISS1::BATTISCNBC junkieTue May 27 1997 13:034
    
    i'm thinking that jimbob should not mess around with computers. no
    matter what software he buys, a major install of epic proportions
    has to occur. just say "no" to computers jimbob.
12.24040DECXPS::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayTue May 27 1997 13:0817


 I think you are right.


 I did hear from the fine folks at Packard Bell who sent me some info that
 may set me on the right track, but I had to send them a note this morning
 for some clarification.

 the scary part is they have me fiddling around with .reg files or some
 such and I'm sure the potential for disasters of epic proportions is there
 whem I'm messing around in that stuff.



 Jim
12.24041Eyes aren't what they used to be...SMURF::PBECKPaul BeckTue May 27 1997 13:143
    You've got a Packard Bell?
    
    Thought you said you had a computer.
12.24042WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjTue May 27 1997 13:161
    Medic!
12.24043DECXPS::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayTue May 27 1997 13:234


 Yeah, I've got a Packard Bell..
12.24044WMOIS::CONNELLNo one noticed the cat.Tue May 27 1997 14:119
    Now I am not a Sun lover. I don't like the hot weather. I like the
    shade and cooler weather and cold weather really doesn't bother me all
    that much, but enough is enough. I mean really. It's May 27th and I
    actually had to scrape frost off the car windows this AM. I like cool
    but this is ridiculous.
    
    Bright Blessings,
    
    PJ
12.24045BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Tue May 27 1997 14:3016

	Come in this morning to find that there is no power in my office.
Grrr... my office is the ONLY office in our area without power. Grrr....
Facilities doesn't know when they will have it repaired. I figured with one
person in our group on her honeymoon, I would log into her pc to read that
lovely exchange trap they have us in. It let me log onto the pc, but not on
exchange. The person I talked to in CSD said they were too busy to take the
time to work it all out. Errr.... why is that?

	So I have no access to seeing my mail, no power in my office, and am in
the lab on a terminal. Grrrr.......



Glen
12.24046BRITE::FYFEWhat's his name ...Tue May 27 1997 15:3511
    
    Car part kits with the wrong pieces ....
    
    The truck is on the skids until I can get replacement
    parts, which will be tomorrow, and I'd just like to take
    the week as a vacation but I've too much going on at work
    that won't facilitate my absence ....
    
    At least I can telecommute.
    
    Doug.
12.24047ACISS1::BATTISCNBC junkieTue May 27 1997 15:412
    
    doug, take the week off. nobody is that important.
12.24048POWDML::HANGGELIWe'll meet you there!Tue May 27 1997 15:465
    
    I should have just stayed in bed today.
    
    !@#$%^&*()__-+=~`{}|[]\;':",./<>?.
    
12.24049ACISS1::BATTISCNBC junkieTue May 27 1997 15:492
    
    um, i take it those symbols mean something? looks like hyroglyphics.
12.24050BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Tue May 27 1997 15:514

	well, Deb is an intelligent woman and all, so it could very well be
just that, Battis. 
12.24051SCASS1::BARBER_ACan Freakazoid come over?Tue May 27 1997 16:051
    TTHT: Nada!!
12.24052BRLLNT::RAUHI survived the Cruel SpaTue May 27 1997 18:3110
    Seein movie over weekend. Saw the Jorasic Park sequil. Saw families go
    in with kids. And when the critters started eating the heros, the kids
    ran out, screaming, crying, etc. So, Georges movie rating for this is:
    
    	'GCN'.. which translates into english. 'Garentee Child Nightmares'.
    Like many other great flicks that were miss rated.:) Good thing I
    didn't take my daughter of nine to this one. 'Daaaa-dee! Theres a
    dinasor in the back yard. And it aint purple either!', can wee keep em!
    :)
    
12.24053fauna in wrong era...GAAS::BRAUCHERAnd nothing else mattersTue May 27 1997 18:324
    
      And it ought to be Cretaceous Park...
    
      bb
12.24054ACISS1::BATTISCNBC junkieTue May 27 1997 18:352
    
    bb, you scare me. lots.
12.24055SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Tue May 27 1997 19:045
    .24053
    
    Trailer shows stegos.  Jurassic.
    
    How about Mesozoic Park?  Nah.  No cachet.
12.24056okGAAS::BRAUCHERAnd nothing else mattersTue May 27 1997 19:1210
    
      yeah, hB, stegs is Jurassic, as per allos.  t. rex, tris, etc is
     cretaceous, and i even think they threw in some triassic stuff, so
     mebbe mezo park is right
    
      of course, if'n you grant the premise, there's no reason not to
     mix 'n match.  makes for a freaky echosystem, but then prolly a
     'coon 'd sneak in, eat all the eggs, and you'd be in chapter 11...
    
      bb
12.24057BUSY::SLABAudiophiles do it 'til it hertz!Tue May 27 1997 19:463
    
    	Sue, there's no TTHT here from you.
    
12.24058POWDML::HANGGELIWe'll meet you there!Tue May 27 1997 19:473
    
    <tap tap tap>
    
12.24059TROOA::BUTKOVICHgot a rubber pencil thing happeninTue May 27 1997 19:481
    (tumbleweeds roll by)
12.24060POLAR::RICHARDSONuh, buh buh buh buh blonde?Tue May 27 1997 19:481
    {crunching loudly on Doritos}
12.24061EVMS::MORONEYvi vi vi - Editor of the BeastTue May 27 1997 19:491
{cricket chirping}
12.24062CSC32::M_EVANSbe the villageTue May 27 1997 19:503
    Tumbleweed:
    
    Is that a deep fried onion thingie?  
12.24063POLAR::RICHARDSONuh, buh buh buh buh blonde?Tue May 27 1997 19:511
    {opening pop can}
12.24064POWDML::HANGGELIWe'll meet you there!Tue May 27 1997 19:5111
    
    Excuse me.
    
    !@!#!$!%!^!&!*!(!) DIBS.  They disable VTX and their mail address, and
    then when you call nobody ever comes to the phone, and the recording
    tells you to use vtx or their mail address.
    
    !@#$%^&*()-=_+.
    
    OK, sorry.  You can go back to waiting for Sue.
    
12.24065ALFA1::SMYERSTue May 27 1997 19:539
    TTHT: reason for husband being home early.
    
    My husband brought his mother in for cataract surgery this morning and
    brought her home to stay with us for awhile.  The joys of being married
    to someone who is an only child.
    
    You can find her picture in the dictionary next to Extremely Difficult.
    
    /Susan
12.24066experts onlyWAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjTue May 27 1997 19:541
    Oh, she's a double black diamond? ;-)
12.24067ALFA1::SMYERSTue May 27 1997 19:556
    Gee Shawn, give me a minute or two, ok????
    
    I decided to be positive and enter the TTLT first 8^)
    
    The glass is half full, the glass is half full, the glass is half
    full...
12.24068SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Tue May 27 1997 19:575
    ttht.
    
    First visit to my Latin riddle page with the new version of Internet
    Explorer that supports JavaScript showed me that I have to fix a bug
    that sometimes presents the same answer twice in the list.
12.24069CSC32::M_EVANSbe the villageTue May 27 1997 19:599
    Susan,
    
    My best friend and I refer to our mothers as the stepchildren now that
    they have hit the cantankerous, needy, and hate-every-minute-of-
    being-dependant stage.  You love them to pieces, but you don't always
    like them very much.  
    
    Double Black diamond doesn't begin to explain it.  A sign reading
    "abandon all hope....." might do it.  
12.24070BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Tue May 27 1997 20:005
| <<< Note 12.24065 by ALFA1::SMYERS >>>

| You can find her picture in the dictionary next to Extremely Difficult.

	You could always say she comes with the house.... :-)
12.24071POLAR::RICHARDSONuh, buh buh buh buh blonde?Tue May 27 1997 20:013
    the definition of mixed feelings:
    
    watching your MIL drive off a cliff in your brand new car.
12.24072LANDO::OLIVER_Blooking for deep meaningTue May 27 1997 20:023
    
    no doubt we will all grow old incredibly gracefully.
    
12.24073POLAR::RICHARDSONuh, buh buh buh buh blonde?Tue May 27 1997 20:031
        nope, I plan on being an insufferable tease when I get old.
12.24074ACISS1::BATTISCNBC junkieTue May 27 1997 20:222
    
    <---- why wait?
12.24075FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Tue May 27 1997 20:246
    
    
    	being accused of wishing death on a feline animal. Hey, I like cats
    ya know. 
    
    
12.24076ACISS1::BATTISCNBC junkieTue May 27 1997 20:272
    
    jim, jj at it again?
12.24077FABSIX::J_SADINFreedom isn't free.Tue May 27 1997 20:295
    
    
    	nah, someone from classifieds.
    
    
12.24078CSC32::M_EVANSbe the villageTue May 27 1997 20:517
    I have NO plans to age gracefully.  Terrorizing 20 year olds with the
    best of my wrinkles and gray hairs should be a blast.  
    
    Getting old ain't for sissies you know.   I hope I will have options
    when dependancy rears its ugly head.  
    
    meg
12.24079BUSY::SLABAudiophiles do it 'til it hertz!Tue May 27 1997 22:028
    
    	RE: .24067 [Sue]
    
    	A minute or two?  I think that took more like eight minutes!!
    
    	And I know you entered the TTLT first, or I wouldn't have known
    	that you were going to enter a TTHT.
    
12.24080uh-huh...WMOIS::GIROUARD_CWed May 28 1997 10:1026
    the pc desktop help line (oxymoron if ever there was one).
    
    me: while opening an excel file my pc blah, blah, blah...
    
    them: did you try to re-boot?
    
    me: yes, twice.
    
    them: and it didn't work?
    
    me: no. (did they think i called to wish them a happy spring?)
    
    them: well, it could be a server. (it could be anything, mo-mo)
    
    me: i need to understand what is going on because i really can't get 
        anything done right now. will someone call me and let me know
        what's going on? (i would have had a better chance asking for
        money)
    
    them: no. you'll have to call someone about the server to find out.
    
    me: see ya, and thanks. (where's my gun?)
    
    can someone explain to me why they aren't being sued for using the word
    "help" in their service description?
    
12.24081BULEAN::BANKSGoose CookerWed May 28 1997 12:246
    Age gracefully?
    
    Naw.  Live fast, die young, and leave a spherical corpse; that's what I
    always say.
    
    Come to think of it, I'm also living it.  {cough}{cough}
12.24082LANDO::OLIVER_Blooking for deep meaningWed May 28 1997 13:235
    
    /Getting old ain't for sissies
    
    How true.  
    
12.24083PCBUOA::KRATZWed May 28 1997 13:543
    re: 12.23722  "We're gonna get sued"
    
    Yup, for our overdue library books.
12.24084CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsWed May 28 1997 14:0215
    TTHT:
    
    The mother of all colds coming on, I think.  It most likely stems from
    the inadvertent sumberging I took when I flipped the Laser on Monday,
    lost the center board and rudder and required land based assistance. 
    Not quite Rescue 911 material but 20 minutes in Lake Monomonac was
    enough to chill me to the bone.  
    
    Feeling like nature's scorpion bowl after last night's golf outing.  The
    black flies feasted with impunity for the first 6 holes.  I'd kill
    three on one arm while fifty more were sucking on my other arm, neck,
    face, hand, etc.  Getting bit on the lip was the worst.  Death to all 
    biting insects!  I finally caught up with my friend with the magic
    elixir which kept most of them away.  I am itching like a bastard today
    though. 
12.24085NNTPD::&quot;walters@ddraig.zk3.dec.com&quot;Wed May 28 1997 14:055
Hoo boy.  That water is still chilly.  Glad it turned out to
be a reasonably quick rescue.


[Posted by WWW Notes gateway]
12.24086ASIC::RANDOLPHTom R. N1OOQWed May 28 1997 14:142
Ok... who swiped Walter Miller's WWW page?
We are not amused.
12.24087SCASS1::barbera.dlc.dec.com::LirpaWed May 28 1997 14:301
so....sore...ugh.
12.24088BRITE::FYFEWhat's his name ...Wed May 28 1997 14:3711
    
    Auto parts store that sell you a bad parts kit on the weekend,
    close for the holiday, order the new part on the next available
    day for availablility FIRST THING the following morning, only to
    deny you access too said part first thing in the morning
    because they are TAKING INVENTORY!!!!
    
    At least the sun is out ....
    
    Doug.
    
12.24089GAVEL::JANDROWWed May 28 1997 14:5013
    >> I finally caught up with my friend with the magic elixir which 
    >> kept most of them away.
       
    bri-bo, what would that be??  i'll be golfin' tomorrow
    afternoon/evening and no doubt will be providing one heck of a 
    feast for them buggers...
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
12.24090CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsWed May 28 1997 15:1513
    Green ban.  The stuff is called Green Ban.  Allegedly human safe, all
    natural ingrediants like Citronells and a bunch of other things that
    start with a C.  I believe it is available at EMS but it might be
    available at Mountain Lynx in Leominster or the Outdoor Store in Maynard. 
    I applied it in a swarm (could not open my mouth without one or two
    flying into the jaws of death) of black flies and the swarm seemed to 
    magically disappear.  It was good enough that I had enough time to line
    up my putts without them landing on my eyelids and everywhere else. 
    That is most distracting.  Three holes later though they were starting
    to get bold again so it seems to be a temporary effect at best.  Did
    not disuade mosquitoes though.  
    
    Brian
12.24091POLAR::RICHARDSONuh, buh buh buh buh blonde?Wed May 28 1997 15:181
    caca starts with a c.
12.24092NNTPD::&quot;walters@ddraig.zk3.dec.com&quot;Wed May 28 1997 15:2010
Bat caca is an environmentally-friendly topical 
for _after_ you've been bitten.






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12.24093POLAR::RICHARDSONuh, buh buh buh buh blonde?Wed May 28 1997 15:341
    you wouldn't asterisk me now, would you?
12.24094CSC32::M_EVANSbe the villageWed May 28 1997 15:347
    Green Ban does work very well and no DEET either!
    
    My oldest daughter swore by it when she had the "privilege" of learning
    to canoe during black fly season in VT.  Kept her from being eaten
    completely alive
    
    meg
12.24095ACISS1::BATTISCNBC junkieWed May 28 1997 17:002
    
    TTHT: systems that crash with no warning. how rude!!
12.24096BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Wed May 28 1997 17:024

	You mean it wouldn't be rude if they told you they were crashing ahead
of time? 
12.24097POWDML::HANGGELIWe'll meet you there!Wed May 28 1997 17:044
    
    I believe this is why it's known as "crashing" rather than "gently
    gliding to a stop".                           
    
12.24098BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Wed May 28 1997 17:124

	It is so nice to have intelligent friends like Deb. They teach me so
much. Now that slabo guy..... :-)
12.24099<preen>POWDML::HANGGELIWe'll meet you there!Wed May 28 1997 17:172
    
    
12.24100BUSY::SLABAudiophiles do it 'til it hertz!Wed May 28 1997 17:203
    
    	You just don't listen when I tell you something.
    
12.24101WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjWed May 28 1997 17:301
    He doesn't understand it. Write slower, wouldja?
12.24102BUSY::SLABAudiophiles do it 'til it hertz!Wed May 28 1997 17:433
    
    	OK, I'll reduce my transmit rate to 1200 baud.
    
12.24103BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Wed May 28 1997 19:326
| <<< Note 12.24100 by BUSY::SLAB "Audiophiles do it 'til it hertz!" >>>


| You just don't listen when I tell you something.

	Huh? Tell me something intelligent like Deb does!
12.24104SALEM::DODAJust you wait...Wed May 28 1997 19:581
Nice systems don't go down.
12.24105ACISS1::BATTISCNBC junkieWed May 28 1997 20:113
    
    well, yeah, i thought so too. Must be my magnetic personality that
    did it. 
12.24106WASTED::mattThe Code WarriorWed May 28 1997 21:486
Getting my passports taken and having them result
in a truly horrible (even more horrible than any
picture would normally be).  Neve-ever get your
picture taken before you are awake. 

(And, of course, I'll get them scanned in.)
12.24107I beg to differKERNEL::FREKESA Freke OccurrenceThu May 29 1997 08:567
    >Nice systems don't go down.
    
    <raises hand>
    We have a call handeling system over here in the CSC called NICE. And
    it's always going down.
    
    Steven
12.24108GAVEL::JANDROWThu May 29 1997 12:357
    
    tththismorning:  while mentally inventorying (on the ride in) that 
    i had everything i needed to bring with me to work today, i realized
    that i left the bag that has everything i needed on my couch...
    
    gggrrrrr..........
      
12.24109ACISS1::BATTISCNBC junkieThu May 29 1997 12:452
    
    fear not, raq. Wendy's makes a great burger.
12.24110WMOIS::GIROUARD_CThu May 29 1997 12:461
    but Burger King has Jurassic Park watches!
12.24111ACISS1::BATTISCNBC junkieThu May 29 1997 12:492
    
    chip, not as good as Old Style watches. imho, anyway.
12.24112GAVEL::JANDROWThu May 29 1997 12:504
    
    well, while i do tend to wear my lunch (or insert any other meal), what 
    i left at home was not food...
                                           
12.24113WMOIS::GIROUARD_CThu May 29 1997 12:531
    -1 you mean like from the early Mesozoic collection? :-)
12.24114ACISS1::BATTISCNBC junkieThu May 29 1997 12:552
    
    chip likes living on the edge. reckless abandon type of guy.
12.24115WMOIS::GIROUARD_CThu May 29 1997 12:561
    what can i say... i love the pain :-).
12.24116BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Thu May 29 1997 13:217
| <<< Note 12.24107 by KERNEL::FREKES "A Freke Occurrence" >>>


| We have a call handeling system over here in the CSC called NICE. And
| it's always going down.

	Then it sounds like it is nice. :-)
12.24117BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Thu May 29 1997 13:2211
| <<< Note 12.24108 by GAVEL::JANDROW >>>


| tththismorning:  while mentally inventorying (on the ride in) that
| i had everything i needed to bring with me to work today, i realized
| that i left the bag that has everything i needed on my couch...

	raq, the ONLY way I can remember to bring something with me is to put
it at the front door. In the doors way! If it to the side of the door, I will
leave without it. 

12.24118GAVEL::JANDROWThu May 29 1997 13:285
    
    well, for small things, i do tac it to the door, but this was a bag
    that i had filled just 10 minuted before i left... %^/
    
    
12.24119weathermen around these parts are clueless...ACISS2::LEECHTerminal PhilosophyThu May 29 1997 14:048
    TTHT:  rain... more rain, and yet still more rain, and too-cool temps.
    
    I have no problem with cool weather, but it's almost June.  It would be
    nice to see temps hit, say, the 70's once in a while.  Eesh.  Damp and
    chilly, it is.
    
    I'm going to look at a car tonight, so no doubt it will rain like
    crazy to make matters more difficult.  Stupid weather.
12.24120ACISS1::BATTISCNBC junkieThu May 29 1997 14:142
    
    steve, think Blazer, think chick magnet.
12.24121POWDML::HANGGELIWe'll meet you there!Thu May 29 1997 14:157
    
    No no, when it rains, think indoor activities.
    
    
    
    You know, Monopoly and stuff 8^).
    
12.24122ACISS1::BATTISCNBC junkieThu May 29 1997 14:202
    
    deb, you're starting to worry me.
12.241238^)POWDML::HANGGELIWe'll meet you there!Thu May 29 1997 14:233
    
    Success!
    
12.24124POLAR::RICHARDSONuh, buh buh buh buh blonde?Thu May 29 1997 14:251
    you hate success?
12.24125POWDML::HANGGELIWe'll meet you there!Thu May 29 1997 14:285
    
      ,
    8^p.
      '
    
12.24126ACISS2::LEECHTerminal PhilosophyThu May 29 1997 14:362
    Indoor activities, eh?  I think I have a scrabble board somewhere... 
    8^) 
12.24127WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjThu May 29 1997 14:371
    Steve. Get a game of Twister. You can thank me later.
12.24128POWDML::HANGGELIWe'll meet you there!Thu May 29 1997 14:373
    
    Strip Trivial Pursuit.
    
12.24129ACISS1::BATTISCNBC junkieThu May 29 1997 14:382
    
    i like deb's game better.
12.24130CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsThu May 29 1997 14:403
    >>  Steve. Get a game of Twister. You can thank me later.
    	
    And a bottle of olive oil.  It doesn't have to be extra virgin either.
12.24131POWDML::HANGGELIWe'll meet you there!Thu May 29 1997 14:403
    
    <taking notes>
    
12.24132ACISS2::LEECHTerminal PhilosophyThu May 29 1997 14:416
    Mz_Debra!!  I'm SHOCKED I tell you, SHOCKED!
    
    
    8^)
    
    <covertly making myself a note to pick up a trivial persuit game>  8^)
12.24133BULEAN::BANKSGoose CookerThu May 29 1997 14:443
    If the olive oil isn't extra virgin, it ain't worth the money.
    
    (Speaking as an EVOO junkie.)
12.24134CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsThu May 29 1997 14:451
    It doesn't quite matter when you are, er, not cooking with it.
12.24135POWDML::HANGGELIWe'll meet you there!Thu May 29 1997 14:453
    
    Oh, I think you'd be cooking after a while.
    
12.24136NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu May 29 1997 14:471
Does Popeye do it with olive oil?
12.24137BULEAN::BANKSGoose CookerThu May 29 1997 14:512
If there's any threat of ingesting it (and one would hope so), it better be
EVOO.
12.24138ACISS1::BATTISCNBC junkieThu May 29 1997 14:522
    
    dawn, licking it and drinking it are two very different animals. hth
12.24139POWDML::HANGGELIWe'll meet you there!Thu May 29 1997 14:543
    
    My my my, what a conversation this is turning out to be.
    
12.24140BULEAN::BANKSGoose CookerThu May 29 1997 14:551
But, good taste is good taste.  I'd rather be licking EVOO than regular OO.
12.24141saving for retirement...GAAS::BRAUCHERAnd nothing else mattersThu May 29 1997 14:574
    
      pass the mazola
    
      bb
12.24142ACISS1::BATTISCNBC junkieThu May 29 1997 14:573
    
    well, if truth be told. I prefer edible scented oils. deb, taking
    notes?
12.24143POWDML::HANGGELIWe'll meet you there!Thu May 29 1997 14:585
    
    ...edible scented oils?
    
    |^o
    
12.24144BULEAN::BANKSGoose CookerThu May 29 1997 15:013
.24141:

Philistine!
12.24145POLAR::RICHARDSONuh, buh buh buh buh blonde?Thu May 29 1997 15:021
    nothing beats doing it with piles of spiders crawling over your body.
12.24146BULEAN::BANKSGoose CookerThu May 29 1997 15:0410
TTH:

The growing realization that now that I've supplied my friend with a
PeeCee, I've just bought myself at least another month of PeeCee support
calls.

*groan*

I hate it when people only want to talk to me to ask me how to make their
PeeCees work.
12.24147WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjThu May 29 1997 15:063
    >nothing beats doing it with piles of spiders crawling over your body.
    
     erec-naphobia?
12.24148SCASS1::barbera.dlc.dec.com::LirpaThu May 29 1997 15:074
Say Dawn, I was wondering if you could tell me how to get rid of this annoying 
window that pops up...uh, nevermind.

8)
12.24149BRLLNT::RAUHI survived the Cruel SpaThu May 29 1997 15:083
    >nothing beats doing it with piles of spiders crawling over your body.
    
    ....answering the phones might come close.:)
12.24150NHASAD::SHERKI belong i got circles overme i'sThu May 29 1997 16:446
    
    I'm waiting patiently for the oil and recreational spanking themes to
    come together.
    
    ken
    
12.24151NNTPD::&quot;walters@ddraig.zk3.dec.com&quot;Thu May 29 1997 16:5012
.24150

108 gallons of new oil makes a spanking butt.



Speaking absurdly, of course.




[Posted by WWW Notes gateway]
12.24152ACISS1::BATTISCNBC junkieThu May 29 1997 16:592
    
    absurdly, or vise verse?
12.24153POWDML::HANGGELIWe'll meet you there!Thu May 29 1997 17:003
    
    Quite a gripping question, that.
    
12.24154ACISS1::BATTISCNBC junkieThu May 29 1997 17:053
    
    look, you. i couldn't be bothered fetching a dictionary. the thought
    would have eluded me.
12.24155even with a viseEVMS::MORONEYvi vi vi - Editor of the BeastThu May 29 1997 17:063
>    Quite a gripping question, that.
    
Unlikely, with all that oil.
12.24156.24154POWDML::HANGGELIWe'll meet you there!Thu May 29 1997 17:063
    
    And that would be different from every other thought...how?
    
12.24157ACISS1::BATTISCNBC junkieThu May 29 1997 17:094
    
    look little missy, you're getting awfully shawn like lately. i don't
    like it a bit. you are one of my few backers left in here. don't 
    turn to the dark side.
12.24158POWDML::HANGGELIWe'll meet you there!Thu May 29 1997 17:113
    
    I have discovered the joy and rewards of being slightly disobedient.
    
12.24159BUSY::SLABAudiophiles do it 'til it hertz!Thu May 29 1997 17:146
    
    	RE: .24158
    
    	DO NOT rip my clothes off.
    	DO NOT RAVAGE me like you've never ravaged anyone before.
    
12.24160ACISS1::BATTISCNBC junkieThu May 29 1997 17:154
    
    .24158
    
    aha. so that's where the oils and spanking come in.
12.24161oh dear.POWDML::HANGGELIWe'll meet you there!Thu May 29 1997 17:152
    
    
12.24162POLAR::RICHARDSONuh, buh buh buh buh blonde?Thu May 29 1997 17:151
    recreational spanking.
12.241638^)POWDML::HANGGELIWe'll meet you there!Thu May 29 1997 17:163
    
    <-- you hate recreational spanking?
    
12.24164WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjThu May 29 1997 17:161
    What's to hate about that?
12.24165POLAR::RICHARDSONuh, buh buh buh buh blonde?Thu May 29 1997 17:182
    actually, I really don't see the attraction. Didn't you hate spankings
    when you were a kid?
12.24166POWDML::HANGGELIWe'll meet you there!Thu May 29 1997 17:193
    
    I was never spanked as a child.
    
12.24167NNTPD::&quot;walters@ddraig.zk3.dec.com&quot;Thu May 29 1997 17:197
Ravaged?  Surely, "ravished"?

Wha' the hell.  It's close enough.


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12.24168ACISS1::BATTISCNBC junkieThu May 29 1997 17:204
    
    .24166
    
    well, you're more than making up for it now.
12.24169POWDML::HANGGELIWe'll meet you there!Thu May 29 1997 17:213
    
    |^o
    
12.24170POLAR::RICHARDSONuh, buh buh buh buh blonde?Thu May 29 1997 17:223
    |I was never spanked as a child.
    
    notice the qualification. hmmmmm.
12.24171POWDML::HANGGELIWe'll meet you there!Thu May 29 1997 17:235
    
    OH DEAR.
    
    I'm not doing too well today.
    
12.24172ACISS1::BATTISCNBC junkieThu May 29 1997 17:253
    
    see, you shouldn't have been teasing me. the good side of the force
    is winning.
12.24173spankeeSCASS1::barbera.dlc.dec.com::LirpaThu May 29 1997 17:433
I was never spanked *as a child* either, Deb.

*giggle*
12.24174WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjThu May 29 1997 17:441
    braggart!
12.24175NHASAD::SHERKI belong i got circles overme i'sThu May 29 1997 17:469
    The first step in recreational spanking is to come up with a
    justifiable reason for the spanking.
    
     Deb, April
    
      Ever had an overdue library book??
    
    ken
    
12.24176SALEM::DODAJust you wait...Thu May 29 1997 17:521
There has to be a justifiable reason? IDNKT
12.24177POLAR::RICHARDSONuh, buh buh buh buh blonde?Thu May 29 1997 17:542
    If you're a purest when it comes to recreational spanking, yes.
    A contrived justification isn't as arousing.
12.24178SALEM::DODAJust you wait...Thu May 29 1997 17:551
Do tell. IDNKT
12.24179POLAR::RICHARDSONuh, buh buh buh buh blonde?Thu May 29 1997 17:593
    Well, it's like this, if you didn't really forget a library book but
    pretend that you did, then you've contrived a justification for the
    spanking. Knowing that you don't deserve it makes it less funner.
12.24180POWDML::HANGGELIWe'll meet you there!Thu May 29 1997 18:034
    
    I've had an overdue library book before, but usually they just charge
    me a nickel a day.
    
12.24181BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Thu May 29 1997 18:043

	Then you didn't take a book out in the adult section..... :-)
12.24182NHASAD::SHERKI belong i got circles overme i'sThu May 29 1997 18:069
    
    Ah,
    
      That will do for starters.  Waste not want not I always say.  Deb,
      the library will survive without your nickels.  Now, aren't you
      ashamed of your shameful squandering of these funds?
    
    Jeb
    
12.24183POWDML::HANGGELIWe'll meet you there!Thu May 29 1997 18:093
    
    Jeb = Ken's naughty alter ego?
    
12.24184NHASAD::SHERKI belong i got circles overme i'sThu May 29 1997 18:119
    
    nah.
    
      it is what happens to ken when he gets excited and his right side
    opposite his left hemisphere tightens up shifting all  right hand
    keystrokes one to the left.
    
    ken
    
12.24185BUSY::SLABAudiophiles do it 'til it hertz!Thu May 29 1997 18:163
    
    	So it should be jwb, yes?  Like John Wilkes Booth?
    
12.24186NHASAD::SHERKI belong i got circles overme i'sThu May 29 1997 18:198
    
    no,
    
      the e is a left hand keystroke.  my spanking hand always remains
    calm.
    
    ken
    
12.24187BUSY::SLABAudiophiles do it 'til it hertz!Thu May 29 1997 18:393
    
    	I figure a right-hand twitch would affect the left hand also.
    
12.24188NHASAD::SHERKI belong i got circles overme i'sThu May 29 1997 18:4511
    
     no.
    
      all licensed recreational spankers and grand mal epilepsy patients
    have had the operation to seperaate our hemispheres.  Considering the
    interest on old library fines it seemed the least we could do.
    
     ken
    
      (notice the excitement died down with lack of interest.)
    
12.24189BULEAN::BANKSGoose CookerThu May 29 1997 18:503
    separate.
    
    hth.
12.24190NHASAD::SHERKI belong i got circles overme i'sThu May 29 1997 18:527
    
    righto.
    
      now where did deb go?
    
    ken
    
12.24191POWDML::HANGGELIWe'll meet you there!Thu May 29 1997 18:533
    
    I was checking in and around my desk for any overdue library books.
    
12.24192NNTPD::&quot;walters@ddraig.zk3.dec.com&quot;Thu May 29 1997 18:546
The drawback to a section of the corpus callosum is
that you'll prolly start to spank yoursef.


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12.24193NHASAD::SHERKI belong i got circles overme i'sThu May 29 1997 18:555
    
    Let me know when you properly tabulated the extent of the guilt
    you would like to atone for.
    ken
    
12.24194SCASS1::barbera.dlc.dec.com::LirpaThu May 29 1997 19:091
Another letter from the chatroom weirdo.
12.24195POLAR::RICHARDSONuh, buh buh buh buh blonde?Thu May 29 1997 19:101
    Sorry, April.
12.24196ACISS1::BATTISCNBC junkieThu May 29 1997 19:142
    
    april, be very afraid. you're being stalked.
12.24197SCASS1::barbera.dlc.dec.com::LirpaThu May 29 1997 19:223
He asked me for my phone number 3 times and said (please) the third time.

Oh boy.
12.24198POLAR::RICHARDSONuh, buh buh buh buh blonde?Thu May 29 1997 19:231
    Sorry April. I'll stop.
12.24199BUSY::SLABAudiophiles do it 'til it hertz!Thu May 29 1997 19:243
    
    	Well, adding "please" was nice.
    
12.24200SCASS1::barbera.dlc.dec.com::LirpaThu May 29 1997 19:241
8)  
12.24201SCASS1::barbera.dlc.dec.com::LirpaThu May 29 1997 19:251
It's postmarked from New York.  Be even more afraid??
12.24202ACISS1::BATTISCNBC junkieThu May 29 1997 19:262
    
    april, i've got a bad feeling about this.
12.24203More Amphicar trivia32168::KEITHDr. Deuce(s)Thu May 29 1997 19:278
    RE Amphicars
    
    The original...  GPA
    
    http://www.scsn.bee.qut.edu.au/~rwalker/cj2a/1943GPA
    
    Made by Ford during WW2  1/4 ton truck General Purpose (GP) where Jeep
    came from and 'A' for amphibous
12.24204POLAR::RICHARDSONuh, buh buh buh buh blonde?Thu May 29 1997 19:271
    No, you shouldn't be, I drove to Ogdensburg that night.
12.24205BUSY::SLABAudiophiles do it 'til it hertz!Thu May 29 1997 19:295
    
    	RE: .24203
    
    	I get an "access forbidden" error.
    
12.24206BULEAN::BANKSGoose CookerThu May 29 1997 19:451
    Are you talking about a web page, or your last date?
12.24207POLAR::RICHARDSONuh, buh buh buh buh blonde?Thu May 29 1997 19:461
    that had to hurt.
12.24208WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjThu May 29 1997 19:471
    Nah- there's a callous there. ;-)
12.24209BUSY::SLABAudiophiles do it 'til it hertz!Thu May 29 1997 19:516
    
    	RE: .24206
    
    	My last date.  The "area under construction" sign was my first
    	clue.
    
12.24210BULEAN::BANKSGoose CookerThu May 29 1997 19:531
    The mustache wasn't your first clue?
12.24211BUSY::SLABAudiophiles do it 'til it hertz!Thu May 29 1997 19:543
    
    	Who says I started at the top?
    
12.24212POLAR::RICHARDSONuh, buh buh buh buh blonde?Thu May 29 1997 19:551
    who says she's saying different?
12.24213BUSY::SLABAudiophiles do it 'til it hertz!Thu May 29 1997 20:043
    
    	[I'm almost positive you meant "differently".]
    
12.24214POLAR::RICHARDSONA desirable weirdoThu May 29 1997 20:051
    I was tryin' to sound like a cowboy in the wild west.
12.24215COVERT::COVERTJohn R. CovertThu May 29 1997 20:384
Let April's problem be a warning to those who would venture into the
brothel of chat rooms.

/john
12.24216POLAR::RICHARDSONA desirable weirdoThu May 29 1997 20:401
    Look, I said I was sorry.
12.24217BUSY::SLABAudiophiles do it 'til it hertz!Thu May 29 1997 20:435
    
    	RE: .24215 and others
    
    	Read "f2f" to see how psychotic a chat room visitor can be.
    
12.24218DECXPS::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayFri May 30 1997 02:256



 Get that library book back Deb..or Mr. Bookman the library detective
 will be after you..
12.24219POLAR::RICHARDSONA desirable weirdoFri May 30 1997 02:391
    Or Conan The Librarian.
12.2422032168::KEITHDr. Deuce(s)Fri May 30 1997 11:379
    RE Amphicars
    
    
   
    http://www.scsn.bee.qut.edu.au/~rwalker/cj2a/1943GPA/corowa97/corowa97.htm
    
    Sorry bout that
    Steve
    
12.24221Corporate greed strikes again.SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Fri May 30 1997 13:1719
    ttht,
    
    Article describing how Disney is in the process of putting the Vermont
    Teddy Bear COmpany out of business.  For several years, VTB has been
    selling "Beargrams."  You call up and order a bear delivered to someone
    by mail with a personalized message.  Output roughly 250,000
    bears/year, all made in Vermont and sold for $52 plus shipping. 
    CAtalog circulation about 400,000.
    
    Disney recently started up a "Poohgram" business.  Same deal.  Logo is
    almost identical, catalog copy is almost identical.  But Disney's toys
    are made in China and sold for $30 plus shipping.  Output
    millions/year, catalog circulation 10,000.000.
    
    VTB has filed suit for trademark infringement, alleging 14 counts of
    ripoff, but the courts are more sympathetic to the guy with the deeper
    pockets.  Bye bye, Vermont Teddy Bear Company.
    
    :-(
12.24222ACISS1::BATTISCNBC junkieFri May 30 1997 13:203
    
    has the lawsuit gone to court yet? If not, how can you be sure Disney
    will win? Not all Goliaths win against the David's of the world.
12.24223SALEM::DODAJust you wait...Fri May 30 1997 13:215
           <<< Note 12.24194 by SCASS1::barbera.dlc.dec.com::Lirpa >>>

>Another letter from the chatroom weirdo.

From jail?
12.24224ACISS1::BATTISCNBC junkieFri May 30 1997 13:252
    
    if April stayed out of the internet chat rooms, this wouldn't happen.
12.24225NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Fri May 30 1997 13:252
Sorry, I don't have a lot of sympathy for somebody selling stuffed animals
for $52.  Is Disney is infringing on any patents?
12.24226SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Fri May 30 1997 13:2710
    .24222
    
    Apparently it has not gone to court yet.  Disney's attorneys have
    dismissed it as having no merit - which doesn't surprise me, that's
    Lieyers' Rule #1.
    
    I can be ALMOST certin Disney will win, simply because Disney has the
    money to buy the most skillful lieyers around, and they can drag it out
    with stays and continuances and discovery hearings and petitions and
    countersuits and whatnot until Vermont Teddy Bear runs out of money.
12.24227ACISS1::BATTISCNBC junkieFri May 30 1997 13:284
    
    gerald, how does one patent a teddy bear? i believe trademark
    infringement is more accurate. oh, you don't mind Disney doing the
    same thing for only $30? i mean, what's $22 amongst friends.
12.24228SUBSYS::NEUMYERHere's your signFri May 30 1997 13:285
    
    	VTB that I purchased recently was $100+. And it wasn't a special
    one either.
    
    ed
12.24229ACISS1::BATTISCNBC junkieFri May 30 1997 13:294
    
    .24226
    
    similar, to let's say, giant semiconductor type outfits?
12.24230POLAR::RICHARDSONA desirable weirdoFri May 30 1997 13:311
    I have no sympathy for anyone spending $100+ on a teddy bear.
12.24231ACISS1::BATTISCNBC junkieFri May 30 1997 13:314
    
    well, this is capitalistic 'murica. i mean, if you want to spend $50+
    bucks on a stuffed animal, it's your choice. No one is twisting your
    arm to do it. Same thing with flowers, eh?
12.24233the bear necessities.NNTPD::&quot;walters@ddraig.zk3.dec.com&quot;Fri May 30 1997 13:3220
The way I heard it, the Vt Co are $1million in the hole due to
a failed expansion policy.  They have already filed and lost
a similar suit against another company.  The courts state that
they don't have intellectual property rights to what is essentially
just a method of selling a bear.

The legal point is whether there is confusion between their product
and that of Disney in the minds of consumers.  The VT Co claim that
there is, because people 'phone them asking for Poohgrams(TM).
Disney argues that the Pooh(TM) brand has been established for
25 years and is clearly associated with Disney.

The VT claim that they have not brought the suit to offset their 
losses due to their expansion program.  As if anyone would do
such a thing.



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12.24234looks like a copy...GAAS::BRAUCHERAnd nothing else mattersFri May 30 1997 13:345
    
      It's the "-grams" thing - Teddy Bears predate both companies,
     and are named for the most successful US politician named Ted.
    
      bb
12.24235good ROISUBSYS::NEUMYERHere's your signFri May 30 1997 13:347
    
    re .24230
    
    	Not looking for sympathy. Spent the money very willingly. My wife
    is worth that and a whole lot more.
    
    ed
12.24232FUTURE::DDESMAISONSAre you married or happy?Fri May 30 1997 13:346
   According to RKO last night, VTB is already in a bit of a financial
   bind, so this doesn't bode well.  I tend to agree with Gerald that
   the price of their bears is outrageous though.
   

12.24236NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Fri May 30 1997 13:349
>    gerald, how does one patent a teddy bear? i believe trademark
>    infringement is more accurate.

That was my point.  What's so novel about mail-order teddy bears?
Presumably Disney's mail-a-Poohs look like Disney Poohs which look
sorta like A.A. Milne Poohs.  Which don't look like VTB teddy bears
('cause if they did, Disney would have sued their pants off years ago).
If it's the packaging that's similar, Disney can change the packaging
and still put VTB out of business.
12.24237SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Fri May 30 1997 13:3512
    .24225
    
    May I suggest you take a look at the retail prices of hand-sewn Teddy
    Bears these days?  They run well up in three figures.
    
    The parts and materials for a single bear using Mohair will set you
    back about $50.00 - obviously, there are economies of scale.  The labor
    to sew a single bear will set you back about $10.00 at union scale -
    obviously again, economies of scale.  Cartons to ship the bears in go
    for about 50 cents each.  Catalogs and media advertising aren't free. 
    People to take orders and package the bears don't work for nothing. 
    Buildings to do this all in aren't free.
12.24238ACISS1::BATTISCNBC junkieFri May 30 1997 13:352
    
    gee, ed, now you're giving debra ideas.
12.24239NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Fri May 30 1997 13:361
Of course your wife is worth more than $100.  There's the exemption, after all.
12.24240SALEM::DODAJust you wait...Fri May 30 1997 13:372
They should be selling Maple syrup and Old Style watches like everyone 
else in the state.
12.24241ACISS1::BATTISCNBC junkieFri May 30 1997 13:376
    
    .24239
    
    agagagagagag
    
    i'm dying over here.
12.24242NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Fri May 30 1997 13:381
VTBs use mohair?  Where do they get all the mos?
12.24243SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Fri May 30 1997 13:385
    The particular contention of VTB is that Disney ripped off their
    designs - mention was made of the Beargram logo, which is a circle with
    a bear in the middle and two stars, one on each side.  The Disney
    Poohgram logo is, coincidentally, a circle with a bear in the middle
    and two remarkably star-like things, one on each side.
12.24244ACISS1::BATTISCNBC junkieFri May 30 1997 13:383
    
    daryll, you can't fool me. you're really a closet Old Style drinker.
    
12.24245mo' moneyNNTPD::&quot;walters@ddraig.zk3.dec.com&quot;Fri May 30 1997 13:4411
.24243

Again, the way that I heard it was that it looks like the VT
logo "from a distance"  [quote from the president of the VT Co].
I'm sure that this is true in his mind.  The legal point is
brand distinction.




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12.24246POLAR::RICHARDSONA desirable weirdoFri May 30 1997 13:451
    true in his mind but false in his heart?
12.24247NNTPD::&quot;walters@ddraig.zk3.dec.com&quot;Fri May 30 1997 13:566
Oh, both probably.  But then, this is about the law, not truth.



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12.24248Use the Web Luke....PERFOM::LICEA_KANEwhen it's comin' from the leftFri May 30 1997 14:0920
    http://www.vtbear.com/            
    vrs.
    http://store.disney.com/WebObjects/PoohGram
    
    AA Milne's Poohs were nekid.
    Disney's Poohs wear a red short T-shirt.  (Hooters' style?)
    
    Unless they are Pooh Gram Poohs.
    
    VTB Graduation Bear is in a black robe, with black hat and tassle,
    "Class of 97" gold monogram on the left sleeve and a personalized
    monogram (8 characters) on the right sleve.  There is of course a
    "diploma" that comes with the bear.
    
    Pooh Gram Graduation bear is in a blue robe, with blue hat and gold
    tassle, nothing on the sleeve, but comes with a "diploma" with a blue
    bow and "Class of 97" plus a *personalized* monogram on the diploma
    up to "10 spaces."
    
    								-mr. bill
12.24249SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerFri May 30 1997 14:1717
    Well, if Disney believe the suit is entirely "without merit",
    then they should have no objections to VTB adding a "MouseGram"
    to their line-up. 
    
    Everyone complains about cheap products made in China and other
    nations overseas.  However, the cost of labor involved in producing
    a well-done American made product is not cheap, due to our standard
    of living and labor practices.  A high quality American made stuffed
    animal will run into three figures.  Any high quality stuffed animal
    will.  Ever price a Steiff?  Most of these animals also hold their
    value fairly well and are poised to have collectible status  in 
    25-30 years.  
    
    It's not like Disney needs the money or anything.  
    
    Mary-Michael
    
12.24250BULEAN::BANKSGoose CookerFri May 30 1997 14:193
Look for,
The union label,
...
12.24251POWDML::HANGGELIWe'll meet you there!Fri May 30 1997 14:223
    
    That reminds me of a joke 8^).
    
12.24252ACISS1::BATTISPunctuation impairedFri May 30 1997 14:272
    
    i don't want to hear it.
12.24253POWDML::HANGGELIWe'll meet you there!Fri May 30 1997 14:285
    
              ,.','.,'.
    	8^pPpPpPpP,.','.,'
                ,.',.'',.
    
12.24254GAVEL::JANDROWFri May 30 1997 14:3810
    
    i am a teddy bear lover and i have to say, i do not like vermont teddy
    bears in the least.  teddy bears are supposed to be, at the minimum,
    cuddly.  vtbears are stiff and scratchy.  and way over priced.  give me
    a pooh bear anytime.
    
    and the one vtbear store i have been in also sold pooh bears and
    friends (the gund brand)...
    
    
12.24255GAVEL::JANDROWFri May 30 1997 14:395
    tth:  losing, and having a sore back afterwards.
    
    but hey, i had fun...
    
    
12.24256POWDML::HANGGELIWe'll meet you there!Fri May 30 1997 14:415
    
    What exactly could one lose that would produce a sore back?
    
    Oh dear.
    
12.24257SALEM::DODAJust you wait...Fri May 30 1997 14:422
my back is killing me. but I wasn't keeping score so I guess it was 
a tie.
12.24258SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Fri May 30 1997 14:4512
    .24254
    
    > teddy bears are supposed to be, at the minimum,
    > cuddly.
    
    Modern don't-damage-the-kiddies'-little-psyches bears are supposed to
    be cuddly and have big eyes and round heads and short noses and look
    like cute, lovable baby bears of the cartoon variety.  That, I'm sorry
    to say, is not what a Teddy Bear looks like.  A real Teddy Bear is
    quite solid (firmly stuffed with excelsior or sawdust), is "adult"
    shaped (not baby-style pudgy), is jointed in five places (arms, legs,
    and neck), and has a rather long adult-bear-looking nose.
12.24259FUTURE::DDESMAISONSAre you married or happy?Fri May 30 1997 14:4810
    .24254
    
    > teddy bears are supposed to be, at the minimum,
    > cuddly.
    
	i agree that they should be.



12.24260NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Fri May 30 1997 14:498
In 1949 my parents and their firstborn flew to England.  Back then such a
flight entailed refueling stops in Gander and Shannon.  They bought a
teddy bear for their son, I believe in Shannon.  It's made of shearling.
It's gone through a lot -- the three of us, my brother's kids (when they
visited their grandparents), and now my kids (when we visit).  Some of
the fur is missing, the eyes have been replaced with buttons, and one
of the paws is coming unstitched.  I'll try to remember to ask my mother
what it cost.
12.24261SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Fri May 30 1997 14:501
    And then translate that to 1997 dollars, please.
12.24262NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Fri May 30 1997 14:521
Obviously.
12.24263NNTPD::&quot;walters@ddraig.zk3.dec.com&quot;Fri May 30 1997 14:5611
.24261

And bear in mind, that with the exception of the British Army Mk V111
exploding bear, wartime production of bears in England was almost
non-existant.  A black market flourished, and bear prices reached
unprecedented levels.  My parents had to go to bed with a rock that
had eyes painted on it.



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12.24264SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Fri May 30 1997 14:571
    Your parents had a bed???
12.24265POWDML::HANGGELIWe'll meet you there!Fri May 30 1997 15:103
    
    Luxury!
    
12.24266BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Fri May 30 1997 15:113

	NOT A THING!!!!
12.24267WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjFri May 30 1997 15:122
    well, really it was a piss-soaked cardboard box. but they were
    grateful!
12.24268SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerFri May 30 1997 15:1914
    re: .24258
    
    Mr. Binder is absolutely correct.
    
    It may not be the cuddly bear everyone thinks their kids
    want, however, it is modeled after the original Teddy bear.
    Now, THAT bear someone at Skinner's will pay $10,000+ to get
    their hands on, sawdust and all.  I could very easily get 
    attached to a scratchy bear like that, should someone give
    one to me. :-)
    
    If you're going to spend bucks on a bear, a VTB is probably
    a reasonably good choice for future collectible value.  Steiff,
    obviously, is the best.
12.24269SX4GTO::OLSONDBTC Palo AltoFri May 30 1997 15:2816
    > Modern don't-damage-the-kiddies'-little-psyches bears are supposed to
    > be cuddly and have big eyes and round heads and short noses and look
    > like cute, lovable baby bears of the cartoon variety.  That, I'm sorry
    > to say, is not what a Teddy Bear looks like.  A real Teddy Bear is
    > quite solid (firmly stuffed with excelsior or sawdust), is "adult"
    > shaped (not baby-style pudgy), is jointed in five places (arms, legs,
    > and neck), and has a rather long adult-bear-looking nose.
    
    This reminds me of nothing so much as his pontification on what is
    and what is not, beer.
    
    I suppose I get no points for complaining about what is essentially
    style, the argument-from-authority, when my own writings could often
    be similarly characterized ;-).
    
    DougO
12.24270NNTPD::&quot;walters@ddraig.zk3.dec.com&quot;Fri May 30 1997 15:3710
Aye, it were the bed my mother was born in, and the bed that I were born
in.  Eeeh, they were real beds back then.  Cold steel frames and a
splinter-riddled hardwood frame.  Stiff ticking, stuffed with scratchy
horsehair, and sprung with barbed wire.  None of that soft cuddly crao
that they have today.



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12.24271SMURF::MSCANLONa ferret on the barco-loungerFri May 30 1997 15:3918
    re: .24269
    
    Close.  This is simply an argument about what is, and what is
    not, bear.  :-)
    
    If you collect bears, most bears that hold their value conform
    to a certain shape and type.  That type, for better or worse,
    is that of the original "Teddy" bear.  While they may have
    been scratchy and firm and whatnot, they were loved and dragged
    about by generations of children and stood up to that "love"
    and "devotion" remarkably well.  
    
    They are now prized by collectors and worth, in some cases
    considerable sums.  
    
    Keep in mind that many of the antique toys you see on the 
    market were not inexpensive in their time by any stretch of
    the imagination.  Quality holds up well.
12.24272FUTURE::DDESMAISONSAre you married or happy?Fri May 30 1997 15:408
>          <<< Note 12.24270 by NNTPD::"walters@ddraig.zk3.dec.com" >>>

that's good to hear.  i'm sure you're a better man for
it.  and your psyche doesn't seem to have been damaged,
miraculously.


12.24273SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Fri May 30 1997 15:5115
    .24269
    
    Appraisers and collectors of toys will support my contention re Teddy
    Bears.  There are lots of bear toys, all different shapes, sizes,
    colors, and firmnesses, and they're all just fine.  It's just that the
    phrase "Teddy Bear" denotes a specific variety, as I described it.
    
    Similarly, in re my pontification about beer, there are all sorts of
    beverages brewed from malt and various other ingredients, and they're
    all just fine.  But if they contain fruit, they aren't beer.  Call them
    lambics if you like, since that happens to be the generally accepted
    word for such products.
    
    And no, you - as one of the Box's all-time great pontificators - get no
    points on style.  :-)
12.24274NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Fri May 30 1997 15:531
lambic pentameter?
12.24275SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Fri May 30 1997 15:562
    Pentameter is not so hard if you
    Remember that iambic leans forWARD.
12.24276POWDML::HANGGELIWe'll meet you there!Fri May 30 1997 15:575
    
    Outfielder, outfielder, outfielder.
    
    No wait, that's a dactyl.  Sorry - carry on.
    
12.24277POWDML::HANGGELIWe'll meet you there!Fri May 30 1997 15:585
    
    Yer out, yer out, yer out.
    
    THAT's an Iamb.
    
12.24278FUTURE::DDESMAISONSAre you married or happy?Fri May 30 1997 16:148
	RMS files.  what a pain.  fixed, variable, formatted, unformatted,
	blah...blah...blah.  sheesh.


  


12.24279NNTPD::&quot;walters@ddraig.zk3.dec.com&quot;Fri May 30 1997 16:179

was that a complaint?





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12.24280SX4GTO::OLSONDBTC Palo AltoFri May 30 1997 16:2223
    re authoritarian teddy bear argumentation, I'm not a participant, I'm
    merely reminded of the similarity of your arguments.
    
    re the following-
    
    " Similarly, in re my pontification about beer, there are all sorts of
    beverages brewed from malt and various other ingredients, and they're
    all just fine.  But if they contain fruit, they aren't beer.  Call them
    lambics if you like, since that happens to be the generally accepted
    word for such products."
    
    I thought you were smarter than to re-open this one.  
    
    Beer is what is what is practised by the people who brew, not the fiat
    of Bavarians dead for nearly 500 years.  As one of those practitioners,
    I simply do not recognize your authority to declare what is or is not
    beer.  And FYI, 'lambic' is a term that describes only certain types of
    fruit beers, those which are fermented not only by yeast but also by
    some particular strains of bacteria- it is not a term applicable to all
    fruit beers.
    
    DougO
    
12.24281NNTPD::&quot;walters@ddraig.zk3.dec.com&quot;Fri May 30 1997 16:297
My brother and I operated on teddy bears with our 'Li'l Bastards Woodworking
Kit".  Disarticulating a traditional teddy bear is far more difficult a
procedure than on the cuddly variety, although the stuffiotomy is a doddle.


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12.24282WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjFri May 30 1997 16:544
    Not enough people to play b-ball today, after having 15 yesterday.
    Grrrr.
    
    Now I'm going to be cranky all afternoon.
12.24283ACISS1::BATTISPunctuation impairedFri May 30 1997 16:553
    
    colin, you really were deprived as a child. i would seek redress
    in the courts.
12.24284POWDML::HANGGELIWe'll meet you there!Fri May 30 1997 16:553
    
    The Doctah needs a good decrankification.
    
12.24285ACISS1::BATTISPunctuation impairedFri May 30 1997 16:554
    
    <<<< Now I'm going to be cranky all afternoon.
    
    and this differs from everday, how?
12.24286POLAR::RICHARDSONA desirable weirdoFri May 30 1997 16:565
    |Now I'm going to be cranky all afternoon.
    
    and this is different from?
    
    ;)
12.24287WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjFri May 30 1997 16:572
    When I'm toying with the likes of you, BurgerBlazerBoy, I am in a good
    mood. 
12.24288WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjFri May 30 1997 16:583
    >The Doctah needs a good decrankification.
    
     I'm open to suggestions. ;-)
12.24289WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjFri May 30 1997 16:583
    >and this is different from?
    
     I see we're as timely and original as usual. ;>
12.24290WMOIS::GIROUARD_CFri May 30 1997 17:481
    never look a Pooh Bear in the mouth.
12.24291BUSY::SLABAudiophiles do it 'til it hertz!Fri May 30 1997 19:0810
    
    	TTHT:
    
    	I was driving through Northbridge MA last night and came to a sign
    	that said "Do not pass", and luckily I was able to brake to a stop
    	in time.
    
    	What should I do?  I'm getting pretty hungry, and the battery in
    	this laptop can't last forever.
    
12.24292EVMS::MORONEYvi vi vi - Editor of the BeastFri May 30 1997 19:164
Just turn around and go back.

Better hope there's not another such sign on the way back, otherwise you'll be
trapped between them forever.
12.24293NNTPD::&quot;walters@ddraig.zk3.dec.com&quot;Fri May 30 1997 19:2012


I wouldn't want to be in his car when he passes a gas station.







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12.24294fathers of the slow children playingPOLAR::RICHARDSONA desirable weirdoFri May 30 1997 19:201
    Maybe some of the slow men working can help you.
12.24295if you can't be clear, at least be accurateWAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjFri May 30 1997 19:3511
    TTHT:
    
    Man pages written by people who insist on being A) obscure and B) liars
    
    It's bad enough that the "explanation" for how something is supposed to
    work is horribly written. But when it is factually incorrect, that
    really pisses me off. If they didn't deserve a slow, painful death by
    strangulation for being unclear, they certainly deserve an extended
    flogging beforehand for being completely wrong in their trivial
    example. I can't believe people have actually been paid to write this
    stuff.
12.24296NNTPD::&quot;wolly@ddraig.zk3.dec.com&quot;Fri May 30 1997 19:3623
Once, Slab saw two signs that said "Entering Shirley" and "Wrong Way". 














Luckily, Shirley was able to jump from the car and flag down a cop.





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12.24297SMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Fri May 30 1997 19:406
    .24295
    
    Is the offending man page a DIGITAL UNIX man page?
    
    If so, have you filed a QAR on it or sent a message to
    readers_comment@zk3.dec.com ?
12.24298WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjFri May 30 1997 19:5539
    >Is the offending man page a DIGITAL UNIX man page?
    
     I would assume so. It is the man page that you get in this lovely
    (svol) DECathena environment.
    
    >    If so, have you filed a QAR on it or sent a message to
    >    readers_comment@zk3.dec.com ?
    
     Not at this point. I just discovered the problem a few minutes ago.
    
     The issue is macro substitution as described on the make page:
    
     A more generalized form of macro substitution has the following
    syntax:
    
           $(MACRO/left/right)
    
    This form of macro substitution evaluates the macro according to the
    same rules previously mentioned, but has a limited range of
    substitution parame- ters. The left parameter can only have the
    following values:
    
      ^ (circumflex)
          Refers to the beginning of the macro
    
      * (asterisk)
          Refers to the entire macro
    
      $ (dollar sign)
          Refers to the end of the string.
    
    Also, ^ (circumflex) is synonymous with the & (ampersand).  For
    instance, if MACRO = a b c and the macro substitution used was
    $(MACRO/*/x&y), this would yield xay xby xcy.
    
    ==
    
    This isn't true. Using FOO for MACRO, and setting FOO = a b c,
    $(FOO/*/x&y) yields nothing.
12.24299NNTPD::&quot;walters@ddraig.zk3.dec.com&quot;Fri May 30 1997 20:096
Section 7.2.10.1 of the Programming Support Tools guide
goes into a bit more detail on macro substitution.


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12.2430135568::BATTISPunctuation impairedFri May 30 1997 20:103
    
    last couple of replies. you guys are wickit smaht. now i see why you
    make the big bucks.
12.24302NNTPD::&quot;walters@ddraig.zk3.dec.com&quot;Fri May 30 1997 20:379

The last time Shawn made a big buck was when he saw
two signs saying "Brake for Deer" and "Bend".




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12.24303POWDML::HANGGELIWe'll meet you there!Fri May 30 1997 21:0813
    
    Viruses!  (Virii?)
    
    I swear, every time I open up an Word attachment sent to me via Exchange, 
    the effing thing is infected with some new and different sort of virus. 
    Last few weeks it's been "Lunch-B"; today it's "Showoff".  That's two
    things to hate:  the people who WRITE the damn things in the first
    place, and the people who don't have any sort of virus checker on their
    PC!
    
    8^pPpPpP
    
    
12.24304DECXPS::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayFri May 30 1997 23:485


 I've been getting them in Excel lately, though Norton's Anti Virus 
 grabs 'em and wipes them bad boys right outta there.
12.24305POWDML::HANGGELIWe'll meet you there!Fri May 30 1997 23:493
    
    Yeah, Norton is a lifesaver right now 8^p.
    
12.24306BUSY::SLABAudiophiles do it 'til it hertz!Sat May 31 1997 04:247
    
    	"Norton!  I know you've been looking at me.  And I know that you
    	 know that I know that you've been looking at me.  Norton ... how
    	 would you like to **** me ** *** ***?"
    
    	Sorry, got carried away for a second.
    
12.24307POWDML::HANGGELIWe'll meet you there!Mon Jun 02 1997 04:463
    
    TTHT:  An overly long nap 8^I.
    
12.24308WMOIS::GIROUARD_CMon Jun 02 1997 10:351
    at least 3 days of rain coming.
12.24309NNTPD::&quot;walters@ddraig.zk3.dec.com&quot;Mon Jun 02 1997 12:297
Oph, I sliced a fingertip with a sheetrock knife.  You want details and
an hourly report?



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12.24310ACISS1::BATTISPunctuation impairedMon Jun 02 1997 12:392
    
    colin, by all means, yes. Fascinating thing that it is.
12.24311NNTPD::&quot;walters@ddraig.zk3.dec.com&quot;Mon Jun 02 1997 12:489

ouchie, it's my typing finger too.





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12.24312POWDML::HANGGELIWe'll meet you there!Mon Jun 02 1997 12:533
    
    Ouchie-wouchie.
    
12.24313WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjMon Jun 02 1997 12:565
    TTHT:
    
     My regression test which was supposed to run over the weekend stopped
    after I left because the screen lock prevents the simulation from
    making a connection for the display. Grrrr.
12.24314got me tooNNTPD::&quot;walters@ddraig.zk3.dec.com&quot;Mon Jun 02 1997 13:0010
A documented er, "feature", as I recall.







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12.24315LANDO::OLIVER_Blooking for deep meaningMon Jun 02 1997 13:425
    .24309
    
    blood loss?  still bleeding?  stitches?  bandage type?
    slice depth?  
    
12.24316ACISS2::LEECHTerminal PhilosophyMon Jun 02 1997 14:583
    TTHY:  Slept in too late and missed church.  I hate when that happens. 
    I slept for 12 hours... been a long time since I caught that much sleep
    in one night.
12.24317BOOKIE::KELLERSorry, temporal prime directiveMon Jun 02 1997 15:0720
    Sunday 6/1/97 -- 6:40am
    Nate:  "Daddy, I was just downstairs going to the bathroom and 
    	    when I started coming back upstairs I heard a sound in the
    	    basement."
    Me:	   (3/4 asleep) "What kind of sound?"
    Nate:  "It sounds like there is lots of water running..."
    Me:    (Instantly awake and in my slippers, bolting down the stairs 
             3 at a time) "Oh S&*^!!!!!"
    
    Turns out that the water filter we have had blown a gasket and there
    was about 6" of water completely covering the basement floor.
    
    Spent the whole day doing an unplanned cleaning of the basement.
    
    Luckily our basement isn't level so when I opened the back door most of
    the water ran out of the house.  The shop vac helped alot and the
    dehumidifier should finish off the job over the next couple of days.
    
    So much for a planned Sunday of rest an relaxation after a crazy
    Friday and Saturday. 
12.24318TROOA::BUTKOVICHgot a rubber pencil thing happeninMon Jun 02 1997 17:016
    My dad retired a few years ago.   His company just called to ask him to
    work full time for the next month or so.  Why?  Well, the woman who
    took over his position was in Ottawa last week.  She was throwing up
    violently all morning on Friday so she went to the hospital.   They
    thought it was food poisoning and sent her home.  Saturday she died of
    meningitis.
12.24319POWDML::HANGGELIWe'll meet you there!Mon Jun 02 1997 17:043
    
    Yikes.
    
12.24320NNTPD::&quot;walters@ddraig.zk3.dec.com&quot;Mon Jun 02 1997 17:189

The trouble is that it looks and behaves just like food poisoning, a stomach
bug or intestinal flu.  There are a couple of symptoms - stiff neck and
red skin blotches, but not all sufferers get them.  it takes 24 hours to
do a culture, but by then the patient is seriously ill anyway.


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12.24321WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjMon Jun 02 1997 17:214
    Speaking about meningitis, our worker called friday night to tell us
    she had meningitis and wouldn't be at work on saturday or today. I'm
    hoping she'll be better enough to work by next saturday, because we
    have tickets for the Portsmouth comedy festival.
12.24322NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Mon Jun 02 1997 17:552
Aren't there two types of meningitis, viral and bacterial?  They're both
serious, but one's really really serious.
12.24323NNTPD::&quot;walters@ddraig.zk3.dec.com&quot;Mon Jun 02 1997 18:1124
Menigitis itself is a symptom - inflammation of the meninges, the
menbranes that cover the brain and spinal cord.  One form of TB causes
meningitis while another causes the more familiar lung disease.

The meningococcal form is a very common nasopharyngeal
About 1 in 20 people carry the meningococcal form and are resistant.
Yoi can get spontaneous bacterial infections of it that respond
to common anti-bios.  A low grade flue-like fever ensues.
In rare cases it gets into the blood and causes massive
blood poisoning - the effects are terrible.  Still, only about
10% of people who get it will die, although survivors generally
have severe disabilities.

Lately, there have been more and more cases, but no one is sure what
is causing it.  There is often no pattern - a few cases and then it
stops. Also, it used to attack only the very young and the very old,
but now people of all ages are dying from it.  Young children often
survived the disease with brain damage and a range of developmental
deficits.  There is a vaccine for several of the meningococcal strains,
but the incidence of the disease is so low that it's not always included
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12.24324ACISS1::BATTISYou name it, I probably screw it up regularlyMon Jun 02 1997 18:212
    
    paging Dr. Walters!!!
12.24325BUSY::SLABAudiophiles do it 'til it hertz!Mon Jun 02 1997 18:264
    
    	"Dr. Walters, I get a sharp pain in my back when I turn my head
    	like this."
    
12.24326CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsMon Jun 02 1997 18:262
    "Well then, don't turn your head like that!  Gimme $5.00 and get outta
    here!"
12.24327BUSY::SLABAudiophiles do it 'til it hertz!Mon Jun 02 1997 18:295
    
    	Thank you, Dr. Howard.
    
    	Dr. Battis would have charged me twice as much as you did.
    
12.24328GAVEL::JANDROWMon Jun 02 1997 18:584
    
    dr. howard is not in the building...
    
    
12.24329BUSY::SLABAudiophiles do it 'til it hertz!Mon Jun 02 1997 19:124
    
    	Sometimes I wonder which planet he's on, never mind which building
    	he's in.
    
12.24330GAVEL::JANDROWMon Jun 02 1997 19:306
    
    tth:  weather problems down south delaying the return of my beloved...
    
    %^<
    
    
12.24331BUSY::SLABAudiophiles do it 'til it hertz!Mon Jun 02 1997 19:383
    
    	Oh, so you sent your CD player out for repair, eh?
    
12.24332CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsTue Jun 03 1997 13:3918
    TTHLN:
    
    Our little ride through the woods.  It was cool out so the black flies
    were thermally suppressed but the skeeters are downright unbearable. 
    Keeping in motion solves that problem so that wasn't really a tth at
    least not at first.  No, not even crushing the middle toe on my right
    foot between my pedal and a pointy log (which will most likely result in
    another lost toe nail) really detracted from the ride though it did
    hurt like a bastard.  What really frosted me was a flat tire.  Being a
    well prepared group, we quickly came up with a spare tube, a pump, and
    a tire lever.  After franticly pumping the tire to no avail becasue the
    pump in question SUCKED and dicovering the tube I had was chemically 
    altered into something more resembling a seive after sitting in bug 
    spray over the winter all the previously mentioned skeeters dined with
    impunity on fresh, sweaty humans, I packed it in and walked.  Of course
    we were on the outward leg and near our geographical apogee and it was
    getting dark.  At least I was no longer bothered by the skeeters as
    long as I was moving.  I hate it when that happens. 
12.24333BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Tue Jun 03 1997 13:503

	But did you have fun?
12.24334WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjTue Jun 03 1997 15:223
    TTHT:
    
     Segmentation faults.
12.24335GOOEY::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Tue Jun 03 1997 18:396
    
    
    	TTHT   having what I thought was a good TTHT earlier this morning,
    		forgot what it was, and still can't remember!  Guess it
    		couldn't have been all that bad.  =)
    
12.24336ACISS1::BATTISYou name it, I probably screw it up regularlyTue Jun 03 1997 18:424
    
    JJ, you need to start looking on the bright side of things in life.
    do not dwell on the negative, for if you do, it will consume you.
    this is your last freebie.
12.24337FUTURE::DDESMAISONSAre you married or happy?Tue Jun 03 1997 19:017
   .24336  honest to God.  how come it seems like it's all the people
	   under 30 who do the most complaining about stuff in here?
	   it's supposed to be the oldsters that are sick and 
	   miserable.


12.24338NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Tue Jun 03 1997 19:021
{cough cough grump shudder}
12.24339BRAT::16.124.24.174::mzdebraWe'llMeetYouThere!Tue Jun 03 1997 19:033
	I've never been happier!

12.24340it's we oldsters that are happyWAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjTue Jun 03 1997 19:043
    >	I've never been happier!
    
     A case in point.
12.24341POLAR::RICHARDSONA desirable weirdoTue Jun 03 1997 19:041
    Battis? You under 30?
12.24342BULEAN::BANKSGoose CookerTue Jun 03 1997 19:041
    I've never been fatter.
12.24343ACISS1::BATTISYou name it, I probably screw it up regularlyTue Jun 03 1997 19:063
    
    Glenn, she was referring to JJ, not me. She was agreeing with me.
    It doesn't happen often, so I'm basking.
12.24344LANDO::OLIVER_Blooking for deep meaningTue Jun 03 1997 19:135
    .24337
    
    really.  they'll be all complained out before they
    hit 70.  or maybe not.
    
12.24345consider the source...GAAS::BRAUCHERAnd nothing else mattersTue Jun 03 1997 19:144
  as fer the whiney x kids, whadda they know ?

  bb
12.24346NNTPD::&quot;walters@ddraig.zk3.dec.com&quot;Tue Jun 03 1997 19:185
My finger is considerably better.


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12.24347BRAT::16.124.24.174::mzdebraWe'llMeetYouThere!Tue Jun 03 1997 19:193
	No more ouchie-wouchie?

12.24348NNTPD::&quot;walters@ddraig.zk3.dec.com&quot;Tue Jun 03 1997 19:227
Only when I pinch someone.




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12.24349BRAT::16.124.24.174::mzdebraWe'llMeetYouThere!Tue Jun 03 1997 19:233
	Be careful not to use more than 2 pounds of pressure.

12.24350BUSY::SLABAudiophiles do it 'til it hertz!Tue Jun 03 1997 19:265
    
    	RE: last few
    
    	Geez, I must have a corrupt SEEN map or something.
    
12.24351LANDO::OLIVER_Blooking for deep meaningTue Jun 03 1997 19:285
    
    /as fer the whiney x kids, whadda they know ?
    
    they know how to whine, that's fer sure.
    
12.24352NNTPD::&quot;walters@ddraig.zk3.dec.com&quot;Tue Jun 03 1997 19:298

Corrupt?  Mebbe it's not unseen but obscene.




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12.24353BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Tue Jun 03 1997 19:316
| <<< Note 12.24336 by ACISS1::BATTIS "You name it, I probably screw it up regularly" >>>


| this is your last freebie.

	I'll put money on it that Shane doesn't charge!
12.24354BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Tue Jun 03 1997 19:3311
| <<< Note 12.24337 by FUTURE::DDESMAISONS "Are you married or happy?" >>>


| .24336  honest to God.  how come it seems like it's all the people
| under 30 who do the most complaining about stuff in here?


	Milady.... that is because the youngsters have not seen what your eyes
have. For if they had, they would be much wiser. :-)


12.24355LANDO::OLIVER_Blooking for deep meaningTue Jun 03 1997 19:343
    
    puke.
    
12.24356FUTURE::DDESMAISONSAre you married or happy?Tue Jun 03 1997 19:405

   .24355  er, yeah.


12.24357POLAR::RICHARDSONA desirable weirdoTue Jun 03 1997 19:481
    barfie.
12.24358NNTPD::&quot;walters@ddraig.zk3.dec.com&quot;Tue Jun 03 1997 19:525
chunder.


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12.24359GOOEY::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Tue Jun 03 1997 19:5315
    
    
    	re: bb
    
    	"whiney x kids" ??   
    
    	Gee, I thought this note was here to post stuff that bugs us.
    	But yet again, I seem to have done *something* to set off Diane
    	though I have no clue what it might be.
    
    	Silly me.  I humbly apologize for posting anything in this note.
    	It shall not happen again.
    
    	Ok?  You old fogies happy now?  Good.
    
12.24360ACISS1::BATTISYou name it, I probably screw it up regularlyTue Jun 03 1997 19:564
    
    << you old fogies. happy now?
    
    i'll tell you after i have my graham crackers and milk.
12.24361BRAT::16.124.24.174::mzdebraWe'llMeetYouThere!Tue Jun 03 1997 19:583
	I've never been happier!

12.24362POLAR::RICHARDSONA desirable weirdoTue Jun 03 1997 20:001
    never?
12.24363FUTURE::DDESMAISONSAre you married or happy?Tue Jun 03 1997 20:026

    hmmm.  gee, i wonder what burger boy did to set JJ off.  i mean,
    that must be why he told her not to dwell on the negative, right?  it's
    damn confounding, i tell you.

12.24364BRAT::16.124.24.174::mzdebraWe'llMeetYouThere!Tue Jun 03 1997 20:029
	Well...hardly ever!

	Hardly ever been happier...then...give three cheers and 
	one cheer more for the happy Captain of the Pinafore!  
	Then give three cheers and...

	<cough> sorry.  Got carried away there for a mo.

12.24365POLAR::RICHARDSONA desirable weirdoTue Jun 03 1997 20:055
        which reminds me, I saw the Mikado with a Canadian twist the other day.

    "those burning separatists, I've got them on the list"

    "he's got them on the list..."
12.24366ACISS1::BATTISYou name it, I probably screw it up regularlyTue Jun 03 1997 20:064
    
    debra, can i be brutally honest here? if you sing one more stanza
    from HMS Pinafore or  Pin the tail on the Donkey, i'll have to hurt
    you. i thank you.
12.24367BRAT::16.124.24.174::mzdebraWe'llMeetYouThere!Tue Jun 03 1997 20:063
	I like to live dangerously.

12.24368LANDO::OLIVER_Blooking for deep meaningTue Jun 03 1997 20:104
    
    people see soapbox as many things.  and for some
    things, diaries would be more useful.  jmho.
    
12.24369twentieth Century PooterNNTPD::&quot;walters@ddraig.zk3.dec.com&quot;Tue Jun 03 1997 20:2612
Dear Diary,

Today I saw six spelling mistakes, four missing apostrophes,
three extra ones, five misused pronouns, and a malapropism.

Also, I may have been wooshed once.





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12.24370ACISS1::BATTISYou name it, I probably screw it up regularlyTue Jun 03 1997 20:294
    
    .24369
    
    er, sounds like me. prolly just a coincidence.
12.24371NNTPD::&quot;walters@ddraig.zk3.dec.com&quot;Tue Jun 03 1997 20:336
.24370

your right its a coinsurance.


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12.24372BRAT::JENNISONIm Your Angel UndercoverTue Jun 03 1997 20:341
    Lions, Tigers And Bears.... Oh MY
12.24373SCASS1::BARBER_ACan Freakazoid come over?Tue Jun 03 1997 20:371
    Rear!
12.24374POLAR::RICHARDSONA desirable weirdoTue Jun 03 1997 20:391
    agagagaga!
12.24375BRAT::JENNISONIm Your Angel UndercoverTue Jun 03 1997 20:401
    teehhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
12.24376LANDO::OLIVER_Blooking for deep meaningTue Jun 03 1997 20:487
    .24369
    
    /Also, I may have been wooshed once.
    
    bored sailing?  ;-)
    
    
12.24377NNTPD::&quot;walters@ddraig.zk3.dec.com&quot;Tue Jun 03 1997 20:509

Curse you, Cap'n Bonney, and your sidekick parrot too. :-)




 
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12.24378FUTURE::DDESMAISONSAre you married or happy?Tue Jun 03 1997 20:535
  <demented look>



12.24379WMOIS::GIROUARD_CWed Jun 04 1997 10:288
    sorry to hear the ride ended like that, Brian. definitely a major wet
    blanket on an otherwise delightful adventure. flats are bad enough
    without mosquitoes and a molecularly altered spare.
    
    ttht: broke a vein or blood vessels or some artery inside my left
    middle finger (quiet - all of you!) it is a great shade of purple
    right now. it swelled to the size of a cartoon finger slammed in the
    door. at least that's gone down. 
12.24380We're at it againFABSIX::S_MCREYNOLDSWed Jun 04 1997 10:534
    
        this is my last day at work before i go on my 2 week AT
       with the National Guard.
                               
12.24381I no like it eitherFABSIX::TR_TAYLORWed Jun 04 1997 11:022
    8(
    u will be missed!!!!!!!!!
12.24382WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjWed Jun 04 1997 11:031
    Looks like Oph's the exception that proves the rule.
12.24383BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Wed Jun 04 1997 12:3117

	3rd inning of softball last night. I'm in left field. Ball hit between
me and the leftcenter fielder. I take ONE step to go after it, my knee goes
out. AAARRRHHH!!! It does do this every year, but usually it is at the 4th of
July tournament. :-)  Although this didn't stop hurting after 10 minutes like
it used to before. I did go out the next inning as the person who could replace
me was waiting for his wife to get there with his knee brace. So when I was out
there the next inning, ONE ball was hit to me. It was a rocket. But it was
straight up to the moon it seemed, and straight down. I did not even have to
move an inch. Right in my glove. Somebody up there likes me. :-)  Went home and
took 600mgs of ibuprofin (sp?). I got up this morning and it was fine. And I
forgot to take it before I left. Now it is really hurting. :-(  I have this
feeling I won't be here the entire day. 


Glen
12.24384GOOEY::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Wed Jun 04 1997 13:086
    
    
    	Bummer Glen.  My dad and a couple good friends of mine all have
    	knee problems and I've seen them in a LOT of pain.  Just make sure
    	not to push yourself and make it any worse. =)
    
12.24385LANDO::OLIVER_Blooking for deep meaningWed Jun 04 1997 13:284
    .24382
    
    what rule?
    
12.24386FUTURE::DDESMAISONSAre you married or happy?Wed Jun 04 1997 13:415
   .24385   glad i wasn't the only one who couldn't figure that
	    out.


12.24387LANDO::OLIVER_Blooking for deep meaningWed Jun 04 1997 13:485
    .24386
    
    hey, wait a minute.  _i'm_ the sidekick.  it's up to
    you to figure these things out. ;-)
    
12.24388WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjWed Jun 04 1997 13:531
    I thought you were Cap'n Bonnie, and she Polly?
12.24389LANDO::OLIVER_Blooking for deep meaningWed Jun 04 1997 14:063
    
    only on the open seas.   so again, what rule?
    
12.24390ACISS1::BATTISYou name it, I probably screw it up regularlyWed Jun 04 1997 14:112
    
    no. you're wrong. It's Cap'n Bonny. geesh.
12.24391WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjWed Jun 04 1997 14:224
    >no. you're wrong. It's Cap'n Bonny. geesh.
    
     Look, clown, if you are going to correct someone, at least be right.
    According to what's his name, it's Cap'n Bonney.
12.24392WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjWed Jun 04 1997 14:243
>so again, what rule?
    
     That it's the youngstahs doing all the complaining.
12.24393ACISS1::BATTISYou name it, I probably screw it up regularlyWed Jun 04 1997 14:242
    
    it's what's-his-name. hth
12.24394WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjWed Jun 04 1997 14:291
    Like I'm gonna trust you.
12.24395LANDO::OLIVER_Blooking for deep meaningWed Jun 04 1997 14:294
    
    i don't see .24368 as a complaint, if that's
    what you're referring to, oh mysterioso one.
    
12.24396BRAT::16.124.24.174::mzdebraWe'llMeetYouThere!Wed Jun 04 1997 14:313
	I've never been happier!

12.24397ACISS1::BATTISYou name it, I probably screw it up regularlyWed Jun 04 1997 14:314
    
    .24394
    
    ouch! I'm right on occasion.
12.24398ACISS1::BATTISYou name it, I probably screw it up regularlyWed Jun 04 1997 14:334
    
    .24396
    
    You lie!!! why do you lie?
12.2439916 days to summerASIC::RANDOLPHTom R. N1OOQWed Jun 04 1997 14:342
12.24400FUTURE::DDESMAISONSperson BWed Jun 04 1997 14:346
   .24395  i am wichoo, Bonbon.  i still don't get what he's
	   on about.



12.24401GOOEY::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Wed Jun 04 1997 14:4011
    
    
    	re: Tom
    
    	Unless we hit 80 tomorrow (which ain't gonna happen), we get
    	to break yet another record in regards to the unseasonably
    	cool weather.  I haven't planted anything in the veggie garden
    	yet cuz I'm still afraid the too cool nights will prevent 
    	anything from growing.
    
    
12.24402CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsWed Jun 04 1997 14:469
    TTLLN:
    
    A few good drives, several good chips, a couple of decent fairway
    shots, and a 25 yd chip in the hole.  Unfortunately that shot was to
    save a bogey.  Still under 50 but not any nearer to getting in the low 
    40's.  Partners were fun to play with also.  They both had well stocked
    bags nudge nudge wink wink.  
    
    Brian
12.24403WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjWed Jun 04 1997 14:463
>   .24395  i am wichoo, Bonbon.  
    
    Now that's a shocker. :-)
12.24404LANDO::OLIVER_Blooking for deep meaningWed Jun 04 1997 14:523
    
    he's being coy!  
    
12.24405WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjWed Jun 04 1997 15:021
    and the tag is made!
12.24406SCASS1::BARBER_ACan Freakazoid come over?Wed Jun 04 1997 15:041
    Tag?  Who's it?
12.24407DECXPS::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayWed Jun 04 1997 16:0511


 Commercial running on WRKO lately "1800 632-3400 call attorney Jim
 Sokolov"...I can't get that blasted thing out of my head and if I hear
 it one more time terrible things are going to happen, I tell you.




Jim
12.24408EVMS::MORONEYTis but a flesh wound...Wed Jun 04 1997 16:143
Call Jim Sokolov and sue the station.

That will be $10.
12.24409DECXPS::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayWed Jun 04 1997 16:203

<picking up phone>
12.24410NNTPD::&quot;walters@ddraig.zk3.dec.com&quot;Wed Jun 04 1997 16:5013
Anne Bonney be a famous lady pirate what terrorised the Caribbean.

That be ten doubloons.

ah-harrr.






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12.24411LANDO::OLIVER_Blooking for deep meaningWed Jun 04 1997 17:103
    
    i need a vacation.
    
12.24412DECXPS::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayWed Jun 04 1997 17:145

 Then take one!  

 That will be $7.50
12.24413LANDO::OLIVER_Blooking for deep meaningWed Jun 04 1997 17:243
    
    To the Caribbean!  We set sail today!
    
12.24414WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjWed Jun 04 1997 17:251
    I wanna see you get Polly up on your shoulder.
12.24415NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Wed Jun 04 1997 17:261
According to one Anne Bonney reference I AltaVista'd, she was quite libidinous.
12.24416NNTPD::&quot;walters@ddraig.zk3.dec.com&quot;Wed Jun 04 1997 17:286
Aye, she had a lot o' sailors under her!



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12.24417earl-eye-in-the-morninGAAS::BRAUCHERAnd nothing else mattersWed Jun 04 1997 17:314
  what shall we do with the drunken sailor ?

  bb
12.24418LANDO::OLIVER_Blooking for deep meaningWed Jun 04 1997 17:383
    
    yer plank sank?  then walk it!
    
12.24419WMOIS::CONNELLNo one noticed the cat.Wed Jun 04 1997 17:597
    Yeah, she was probably preoccupied with her libido and sex. 
    
    Don't tell Jim. :-)
    
    Bright Blessings,
    
    PJ
12.24420APACHE::KEITHDr. Deuce(s)Wed Jun 04 1997 18:131
    Give 'em an Exxon tanker...
12.24421POLAR::RICHARDSONMilk carton candidateThu Jun 05 1997 03:565
    ttht:
    
    logging in at night used to always be an adventure. now I wonder why I
    even bother. as for the Internet, well, it doesn't have much to offer, I
    use it mostly for information retrieval but it's no adventure for me.
12.24422What next?!USPS::FPRUSSFrank Pruss, 202-232-7347Thu Jun 05 1997 03:561
    Some twit actually stole a bird feeder out of the back yard!
12.24423WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjThu Jun 05 1997 11:281
    more trouble with xlock
12.24424ASIC::RANDOLPHTom R. N1OOQThu Jun 05 1997 11:578
>    Some twit actually stole a bird feeder out of the back yard!

Yah, it never ceases to amaze...

- Ice scraper, out of my car, by a mechanic
- American flag, off the flagpole in my parent's backyard

Why the heck anyone would be bothered stealing these things, I dunno.
12.24425WMOIS::GIROUARD_CThu Jun 05 1997 12:051
    -1 hey, if it saves one cent.
12.24426IdjitsUSPS::FPRUSSFrank Pruss, 202-232-7347Thu Jun 05 1997 12:265
    More like $10.
    
    But I'm pretty sure it was a neighbor.  We have a fenced and locked
    alley.  What are they going to do?  Flagrantly hang it up?  Try and
    "fence" a hot birdfeeder?
12.24427did you see a fluffy tail ambling away ?GAAS::BRAUCHERAnd nothing else mattersThu Jun 05 1997 13:234
   Think squirrels.

  bb
12.24428ASGMKA::RAUHI survived the Cruel SpaThu Jun 05 1997 13:595
    Squashed a squirrel this morning. Sucker ran out there, tried to play
    the wheels. It is now road pizza, or Granny's stew stock. <Beverly
    Hillbillies> What I hate is picking the pieces out of the 4x4 tires.
    Deep treaded tires when they are not full of squirrel guts.:(
    
12.24429LANDO::OLIVER_Blooking for deep meaningThu Jun 05 1997 14:064
    .24428
    
    george, what happened???!!!
    
12.24430NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Thu Jun 05 1997 14:101
Musta used a spell checker.
12.24431NNTPD::&quot;walters@ddraig.zk3.dec.com&quot;Thu Jun 05 1997 14:106
It didn't survive the cruel car.



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12.24432ASGMKA::RAUHI survived the Cruel SpaThu Jun 05 1997 14:582
    wasn't in a hurry when I spelt it all.:) Phones were very-very quite.
    Shussss! Hahahahaha. I am huntin a waaa-bit.:)
12.24433LANDO::OLIVER_Blooking for deep meaningThu Jun 05 1997 15:003
    
    that's better!!
    
12.24434BRAT::16.124.24.174::mzdebraWe'llMeetYouThere!Thu Jun 05 1997 16:289
	There is very little in my life more annoying than 
	those who think they are 'helping' by editing one
	of my documents, yet they don't use the ruler or
	tabs or styles or anything like that - just hit 
	the space key innumerable times to line things up.

	Oy!

12.24435ACISS1::BATTISSoapbox spelling champion 1997Thu Jun 05 1997 16:332
    
    debra, have you been talking to JJ lately??? stay out of this note.
12.244368^)BRAT::16.124.24.174::mzdebraWe'llMeetYouThere!Thu Jun 05 1997 17:064
	Other than that, I've never been happier!


12.24437And the yard is only 15x20 feetUSPS::FPRUSSFrank Pruss, 202-232-7347Thu Jun 05 1997 17:265
    Squirrels were my first thought, but I've looked all around the yard
    and I don't see it.  It was one of those hanging tubes, about 18" long.
    
    The squirrels usually pig out on the "hutch" like thing on a pole.  At
    least that was still there this morning!
12.24438LANDO::OLIVER_Blooking for deep meaningThu Jun 05 1997 17:383
    
    perhaps you should scout the area for BATF agents.
    
12.24439CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsThu Jun 05 1997 18:231
    Bureau of Alcholo, Tobacco, and Feeders?
12.24440WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjThu Jun 05 1997 18:281
    Alcholo?
12.24441ACISS1::BATTISSoapbox spelling champion 1997Thu Jun 05 1997 18:294
    
    .24440
    
    yes, it's a skin softner AND a floor wax.
12.24442CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsThu Jun 05 1997 18:311
    It's either a typo or an explanation, not sure which though.  
12.24443WAHOO::LEVESQUESpott ItjThu Jun 05 1997 18:431
    at least it's not an excuse.
12.24444BRAT::JENNISONIm Your Angel UndercoverThu Jun 05 1997 18:471
    Exchange Mail.
12.24445ACISS1::BATTISSoapbox spelling champion 1997Thu Jun 05 1997 18:502
    
    i *love* Exchange and you should too.
12.24446more squirrelsASGMKA::RAUHI survived the Cruel SpaThu Jun 05 1997 18:522
    How bout you see a dead squirrel in the road, face down. And on the
    return trip, face up. Sun bathing perhaps....
12.24447BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Thu Jun 05 1997 18:593

	Sue, not getting any mail either?
12.24448BRAT::JENNISONIm Your Angel UndercoverThu Jun 05 1997 19:021
    My mail is taking forever  from vaxmail! HATED IT!
12.24449BUSY::SLABAudiophiles do it 'til it hertz!Thu Jun 05 1997 19:068
    
    	Yeah, same thing over here, Sue.
    
    	It's been slow for the last couple of days.
    
    	Raq said she sent me a message yesterday morning but I sill haven't
    	gotten it.
    
12.24450BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Thu Jun 05 1997 20:397

	Why can't we be using reliable mail... say.....vax mail for the entire
company? :-)


	IRHIW John Covert won't be here tomorrow. 
12.24451BUSY::SLABAudiophiles do it 'til it hertz!Thu Jun 05 1997 20:417
    
    	Why, was John going to carry the banner and lead your parade?
    
    
    	BTW, VMS to Exchange has been rather speedy this afternoon.  Maybe
    	somebody fixed whatever was broken.
    
12.24452BRAT::16.124.24.174::mzdebraWe'llMeetYouThere!Thu Jun 05 1997 20:414
	No, he'll be in Biarritz.  I have a phone number for
	him if you're interested.

12.24453BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Thu Jun 05 1997 20:455

	ihiw there is someone in our neighborhood wandering around who has
already suspected to have killed 4 people around the country. One being his
lover, another one his friend. What gives?
12.24454POLAR::RICHARDSONMilk carton candidateThu Jun 05 1997 20:497
    | What gives?
    
    a philanthropist
    
    a chair with someone shaped like Ireland sitting on it
    
    
12.24455BIGQ::SILVAhttp://www.ziplink.net/~glen/decplus/Thu Jun 05 1997 20:509

:-)




	Shawn, don't know about your site, but I got mail saying everything
should be back to normal tonight. 
12.24456POLAR::RICHARDSONMilk carton candidateThu Jun 05 1997 20:511
    how's the wazoo feeling?
12.24457BUSY::SLABAudiophiles do it 'til it hertz!Thu Jun 05 1997 21:057
    
    	RE: .24455
    
    	We just got a message saying something like that, too, but all I
    	remember reading is that they knew it was broken and were trying
    	to fix the unknown problem.
    
12.24458ACISS1::BATTISSoapbox spelling champion 1997Fri Jun 06 1997 12:213
    
    quit bitching about exchange. It's a great mail system. hey it's
    Microsoft, its gotta be good.
12.24459BULEAN::BANKSAre you correct or happy?Fri Jun 06 1997 12:221
With a name like ^%*&#*&#, it's got to be good.
12.24460TROOA::TEMPLETONA most happy gardenerFri Jun 06 1997 12:337
    If it's so good why is it not working again to-day?
    
    
    
    
    joan
    
12.24461ACISS1::BATTISSoapbox spelling champion 1997Fri Jun 06 1997 12:362
    
    joan, it's working fine in Chicago.
12.24462DECXPS::HENDERSONGive the world a smile each dayFri Jun 06 1997 13:059


 Car hit a deer (or vice versa) on 93 south this AM.  Made a mess of the
 car's windshield and backed up traffic for quite a bit, not to mention
 ruined the deer's day as well.


 Jim
12.24463POLAR::RICHARDSONMilk carton candidateFri Jun 06 1997 13:061
    yours?
12.24464SALEM::DODAJust you wait...Fri Jun 06 1997 13:071
Jim has a deer?
12.24465BRAT::msodhcp-123-24-225.mso.dec.com::mzdebraNeverBeenHappierFri Jun 06 1997 13:093
	Oh deer.

12.24466ACISS1::BATTISSoapbox spelling champion 1997Fri Jun 06 1997 13:092
    
    no daryll. jimbob has a lttle doe, two bucks.
12.24467BRAT::msodhcp-123-24-225.mso.dec.com::mzdebraNeverBeenHappierFri Jun 06 1997 13:103
	That was nearly funny!

12.24468ACISS1::BATTISSoapbox spelling champion 1997Fri Jun 06 1997 13:152
    
    i'm going to have to pinch you. i know, i know, 2lbs of pressure.
12.24469POLAR::RICHARDSONMilk carton candidateFri Jun 06 1997 13:164
    I hear Exchange will be down until Monday.
    
    Can you believe this? No wonder Hare Binder feels the way he does about MS.
    They produce crap! Unreliable CRAP!
12.24470ACISS1::BATTISSoapbox spelling champion 1997Fri Jun 06 1997 13:193
    
    well then. your daily message will just be outdated. a shame, it was
    one of my better efforts.
12.24471FUTURE::DDESMAISONSperson BFri Jun 06 1997 13:224
   .24470   superfluous comma alert.


12.24472SUBSYS::NEUMYERHere's your signFri Jun 06 1997 13:264
    
    Another deer hit on 495 .
    
    ed
12.24473ACISS1::BATTISSoapbox spelling champion 1997Fri Jun 06 1997 13:294
    
    .24471
    
    well, is that all you've got to say?
12.24474hthbidiGAAS::BRAUCHERAnd nothing else mattersFri Jun 06 1997 13:404
  Exchange sux.

  bb
12.24475ACISS1::BATTISSoapbox spelling champion 1997Fri Jun 06 1997 13:422
    
    gee, bb. Binder break into your account again?
12.24476GMASEC::KELLYA Tin Cup for a ChaliceFri Jun 06 1997 13:512
    debra,  with all this deer stuff going 'round, methinks i should have
    bought that deer alert last night!
12.24477ACISS1::BATTISSoapbox spelling champion 1997Fri Jun 06 1997 13:543
    
    yes, 'tine. when you're not using it for hunting, it makes a nice
    skin softener.
12.24478SALEM::DODAJust you wait...Fri Jun 06 1997 13:561
Hey, if that deer had been, it wouldn't have been hit.