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| 297.1 | | CSC32::J_HERNANDEZ | Beer me up Scotty | Tue Feb 13 1990 17:20 | 77 |
| Dedicated to all the LGTBs (tm) out there.
"Liv'in on our hair"
Once upon a time
not so long ago...
...Johnny used to have short hair locks
'bout long as Ike's
he can't make a buck
life's rough
soo tough.
Ritchie plays his six string all day
look'in for a band
johnny sez "you can play
for me
you'll see"
"Cuz our hair has got to grow long
and lengthen a lot
It doesn't make a difference
if we've got talent or not
We'll get three others
and we'll look hot , to trot
We'll give it a shot!!!"
Oh we're half way there
oh-oh liv'in off our h-air
Just get some spray
and we'll make it I swear
oh liv'in off our hair.
Now all rock fans they do mock
cuz they're talent-less
but they sure know how to talk
real tough
soo rough.
Now rock fans are running away
Johnny cries on the stage
Richie's thinking
Maybe I'll learn to play
NO WAYY-YY
"Now we've got to think hard
and try a new plot
It doesn't make a difference
if we've got talent or not
We'll hit up their daughters
cuz they've got a lot, of dough
We'll give it a shot!!!
Ohh We're almost there
Oh liv'in off our hair
Now I'll buy
A bandana to wear
Oh woh liv'in off our hair
LIV"IN OFF OUR HAIR!!!!
we've got to hold on
talent or not
you live for your hair
when that's all that you've got!!!!
Now we're all the way there
woa-o living off our hair
There's better bands
but life ain't fair
Cuz we're
LIV'IN OFF OUR HAIR!!!
Pretty neat huh?
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| 297.2 | | USCTR1::KGALLANT | His Royal Darkness... | Tue Feb 13 1990 17:22 | 10 |
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RE: Jesse
Did you write that or did you hear it from a radio station?
The same song but with slightly different lyrics was being
played for a LONG time out here on WAAF...
Tigga~~~
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| 297.3 | | CSC32::J_HERNANDEZ | Beer me up Scotty | Tue Feb 13 1990 17:32 | 4 |
| re /tig
No kidding????? Damn I thought I was being origional. Oh well. Maybe
I'll do a different song. Any suggestions?
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| 297.4 | | USCTR1::KGALLANT | His Royal Darkness... | Tue Feb 13 1990 17:51 | 8 |
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RE: Jes
Nope. No kidding. It was hilarious. Umm...how bout
"Lay Your Hands On Me"
Tigga~~~
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| 297.5 | ;^) | CSC32::G_HOUSE | Kittymania's running wild! | Tue Feb 13 1990 21:42 | 8 |
| If you think it's funny to read, you shoulda had him call you up and
sing it to ya... 8^)
>Umm...how bout "Lay Your Hands On Me"
Umm...no thanks. I "just say No" to songs like "Lay Your Glands On Me"...
gh
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| 297.6 | | CSC32::J_HERNANDEZ | Beer me up Scotty | Wed Feb 14 1990 12:43 | 7 |
| How 'bout...
"Shot in the head
Cuz he's too lame
Johnny, you give rock a bad name."
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| 297.7 | | USCTR1::KGALLANT | His Royal Darkness... | Wed Feb 14 1990 12:48 | 8 |
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A friend of mine and my ex used to say
"Shot in the b*lls
And you're in pain
You give sex a bad name..."
Tigga~~~
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| 297.8 | take my advice and make records with Cher, oh livin on my hair | PERN::STARR | its all over, all over but the crying... | Wed Feb 14 1990 15:05 | 9 |
| The Swinging Eurodites take-off started:
"Shot through the ear,
This songs so lame,
You give rock a bad name"
8^)
alan
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| 297.9 | hahaha | USCTR1::KGALLANT | I shot Cupid.....dead | Wed Feb 14 1990 15:12 | 8 |
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I remember one part ...
"Take my advice and
get it feathered or layered
Ohhhh oh.. living on my hair!"
Tigga~~
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| 297.10 | | 57112::MORRISSEY | I can't 'guess who' | Wed Feb 14 1990 16:28 | 6 |
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Oh, you guys are a scream!! =)
JJ who even thought "Living on my Hair" was funny!
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| 297.11 | | DASXPS::SASCHROEDER | From the Moon we're comedy | Wed Feb 14 1990 20:04 | 16 |
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To the tune of "I'm An Adult Now" by ?
Ya' know I live in a condo
And my old Chevy is nothin' but bondo
So I bought myself a Porsche
now my girlfriend wants a pre-nuptual divorce
chorus:
I'm into dull now
I'm gettin' dull now
I'm eat sushi, and drink Perrier
I'm into dull now
Oh yeah-ah, I'm really dull now
So really dull now
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| 297.12 | | CSC32::J_HERNANDEZ | Beer me up Scotty | Wed Feb 14 1990 20:57 | 38 |
| here's one I made up when lifting weights for football
Can't Lift Without You
You stand in front of the rack
with all that weight on your back
I see you're putting extra plates on the bar
The veins shake in your neck
right through the end of your set
You try to put it up, what power you go-t
Can't lift can't lift without you
Can't lift can't lift without you
Can't lift can't lift without you
Can't lift can't lift without you
Get the bar off your chest
with your effort that's best
you got eight more reps counting on
hurry up, take your turn
so I can make my arms burn
gonna work it 'til it feels like bra-awn
Chorus
we're burned, no doubt
not gonna stop, gonna do a few more
pump hard, with clout
its gett'in heavy now, are you ready now
GO ON JUST LIFT IT!!!
Chorus
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| 297.14 | | CSC32::J_HERNANDEZ | SHE Played Knickknack on my knee | Thu Jun 21 1990 17:00 | 40 |
| I done dis in SPORTS in honor of the worst team in football.
Reprinted wif permission cuz I said it was o.k.
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Wif apple-logies to ACDC
to the tune of "You shook me all night long"
They was a broke machine
they always wore piss-green
they played the worst damn football
that i've, ever seen.
They got some sissy guys
and a coach so wise.
when da qb is sacked
he just lays down and cries.
Loo-zin more than their share
only won but a pair
now they got Eason
who shaves legs wif Nair.
Now their "D" is break'in
Their fans was shak'in
the line is Ach'in
and their wives are fak'in it
And the Jests...
Stunk up all year long...
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