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Conference napalm::heavy_metal

Title:HEAVY_METAL - Talent Round-Up DayDay
Notice:Rules-2.*,Directory-7.*,Roster-3.*,Garbage-99.*
Moderator:BUSY::SLABB
Created:Thu May 05 1988
Last Modified:Fri Jun 06 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:1238
Total number of notes:65616

462.0. "Band Names" by ASAHI::COOPER (Void Visage) Mon Feb 06 1989 12:44

    This has been kicked around for quite some time in other conferences,
    but I would like to hear what people think would be a good name
    for a band...(A metal band of course).
    
    jc
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462.1Look! Blood!GBMMKT::VACCHELLIone of my turns coming onMon Feb 06 1989 13:476
    
    I'm kind of fond of bizarre names....
    
    Cranial Hemmorage would be a good one.
    
    Kat
462.3I saw this one on a Honda commercial...VICKI::SHIPPINGLanguage of the mad... 261-2022Mon Feb 06 1989 14:547
    Hostile Takeover.
    
    Wait a minute!  Umm... how about...
    
    Metallica!
    
    HITMAN
462.4what I would name my band..SACMAN::FRANCINEbred to kill, not to careMon Feb 06 1989 15:195
    
    
    Frenzy    or
    
    Charge
462.5ASAHI::COOPERVoid VisageMon Feb 06 1989 15:564
    I thought  my p-name would be cool...
    
    Yea ?  Nea ?
    
462.6Or Rectal LesionsGBMMKT::VACCHELLIone of my turns coming onMon Feb 06 1989 16:134
    
    how about Spiral Infinity?
    
    Kat
462.7likes the one word approachSACMAN::FRANCINEbred to kill, not to careMon Feb 06 1989 16:2311
    
    
    Electric
    
    Sidate
    
    Froth
    
    Eureka
    
    Pentagon
462.8I don't knowGBMMKT::VACCHELLIone of my turns coming onMon Feb 06 1989 16:454
    
    electric erection?
    
    
462.9OFF THE TOP/BOTTOMBTO::PORTERCWhat is it caught?-IN THE MOSHMon Feb 06 1989 16:577
    
    			BLOODY MADONNA
    			ELECTRIC BUN (DY)
    			SPINAL MENENGITIAS (SP?)
    			BREAST CANCER
    			SWEET SAVAGE
    			
462.10Soo strangeGBMMKT::VACCHELLIone of my turns coming onMon Feb 06 1989 17:0116
    
    Tabloid Tofu
    Frantic Sex
    Parental Abuse
    Cannibalistc kisses
    
    Sodomy
    Sodom Kitty
    
    No seriously
    
    Here's a good one........
    
    Static Electricty
    
    Kat
462.13GBMMKT::VACCHELLIone of my turns coming onMon Feb 06 1989 17:092
    
    Metal Meathook and the skinless bastards!
462.14exPARITY::STACIEMon Feb 06 1989 17:1110
    Breast cancer???????
    
    I couldn't believe when I read that!!  I just can't quite picture
    it on a marquee, you know?
    
    I do like Dr. Enema & the hemmorhoids from hell.
    (I like the *NAME* that's all.  No enemas for me, thanks.
    Gave em up for lent.)
    
    Dilly Bar
462.15exPARITY::STACIEMon Feb 06 1989 17:125
    I know  a band in Boston called Hot Sex.
    
    How do ya like *that* one??
    
    Dilly
462.19Not my nameGBMMKT::VACCHELLIone of my turns coming onMon Feb 06 1989 18:3031
    
    I got another good name for a band
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Dizzy B*tch
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
462.20...the visualizationRICKS::MINARDIRide the LightningMon Feb 06 1989 18:317
    
    	A guy I work with was thinking of names for a band,
    and came up with Bungee Umbilicals.
    
    I think it's great.
    
    /Motorbreath
462.22Rock me AmadeusGBMMKT::VACCHELLIone of my turns coming onMon Feb 06 1989 19:315
    
    How about  AMADEUS?  That sounds kind of cool and its music related
    as well.
    
    Kat
462.23grossGBMMKT::VACCHELLIMy world stands still when I'm with youMon Feb 06 1989 19:366
    
    Homicidal Housewives
    
    and Rotisary Delights!
    
    Kat
462.24Gimme a .454 Cassale anytime. VICKI::SHIPPINGLanguage of the mad... 261-2022Mon Feb 06 1989 21:129
    
    How about Shattered Dreams?  I think that sounds real depressing.
    I think I'm going to bring my paranoid android for a walk, I'm tired,
    I've got a headache, I'm going on twelve hours here, and I'm
    transforming into a whiner....
    
    Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
    
    HITMAN
462.25And the logo would be awesome!RAVEN1::WHITBYsupercallafragilistic,expaladociousMon Feb 06 1989 22:4919
    
    
    
    			   how 'bout.....
    
    
               
    
                  |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
                 <<<<<<<<vvvvvvvvvvvvvvv>>>>>>>>
    	         *-:{:(:[SWEET DECEPTION]:):}:-*
                 <<<<<<<<^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^>>>>>>>> 
                  |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
    
    
    	HOLLYWOOD...................BRITE lites, BIG city!
    
    
    
462.28How about this.....CASPRO::SEDERI don't care if I'm apatheticTue Feb 07 1989 06:5713
    I know a guy who designed the logo for his drummers bass drum head.
    It was a picture of a bird on a branch, sleeping (complete w/ZZzzz's),
    and the tip of a shotgun coming in from the left, but enough so
    you can recognize it as a gun, pointing at the birds head. I know
    this sounds kind of disgusting, but not if you hear the name.
    
    It was:
    
    RUDE AWAKENING.
    
    _I_ thought it was funny.
    						PJS
    (stupid FF didn't work......Time to RTM)
462.29BTO::PORTERCWhat is it caught?-IN THE MOSHTue Feb 07 1989 09:587
    RE::.24
    
    			How about SHATTERED BRAINS??
    	much more catchy than SHATTERED DREAMS...don't you agree?
    
    						THINK METAL,
    						JAM
462.30BTO::BAGDY_MSo hard to find it, Sentimental HygieneTue Feb 07 1989 10:1211
    How about. . .
    
    	Smegma
    	Black Sea
    	Red Heaven
    	The Deceived
    	Restless Kind
       	Always Tomorrow
    
    METALord"_just_a_few_for_now
    
462.31DASXPS::BOURQUEFire in the sky,Castles are burningTue Feb 07 1989 10:228
    
    RE:-1
    
       Why dont you form a band called
                                       
    :MetaLord: thats a hot name for a band
    
    Tama
462.33<>COMET::FERRISMValhalla I am coming....Tue Feb 07 1989 11:145
    
     How about Toxic Shock Syndrome? I entered an air band contest at
    a bar with some friends some years ago. That was our name.
                                                               mike
    
462.34CSC32::J_HERNANDEZSucker in a tree-green suit!!!Tue Feb 07 1989 13:3115
    How 'bout
    
    
    Epileptic Seagul
    Toxic Vomit
    Screaming death Monkeys
    Flaming Root canal
    Godzilla Spandix 
    Banana Nosebleed
    Bloated braincells
    Rainbow viking farts
    Frantic Homicide
    Zulu taco
    
    the devil dog who will think or more
462.35and yet another oneSACMAN::FRANCINEbred to kill, not to careTue Feb 07 1989 14:0111
    
    
    Ae you guys all really serious?  8^)
    
    How about just plain
    
    
    Frantic
    
    
    F.
462.36TULA::AWILLETOBang on that DRUM!!!!Tue Feb 07 1989 14:3127
    how 'bout:
    
    
    
    				megaDEC
    
    				HOLLYWOOD F*CKUPS
    
    				SLIME BUCKET
    
    				BULLETHOLE
    
    				CRATERBREATH
    
    				FRANKIE GOES TO MASS
    
    				EINSTEIN (sp?)
    
    				LOOPHOLE
    
    				STOLIE MANIAC
    
    				HIT-N-RUN
    
    				HOMEBOY
    
    				FLEM...
462.37More Of The Same....smutt and more smuttKROKUS::GREIDTue Feb 07 1989 14:4827
    Right then my turn on the who can come up with the smuttiest filth
    in an excuse for a band name competition.
    
    The Screaming W**nkers
    The Dome Dirt Crew
    Alibaba And The Forty Smegmas
    The Jock Straps
    Grease Mops
    Japs Eyes
    The Flying F*** At A Rolling Doughnut Crew
    The Four Skins
    Nymphomaniacs Without Pants              
    
    
    On a more serious note :-
    
    Alpha Centuri
    Hammerhead
    Black Hole    
    Zetan Warriors
    Atlantis
    Death Stalkers             
                      
    Prince Of The Dawn       
    
    
    
462.38enough is enough?SACMAN::FRANCINEI was born for dyingTue Feb 07 1989 15:0321
    
    
    You know peoples... alot of animal names would probably work out
    real good!
    
    
    Tarantula
    Bass
    Squid
    Worm
    Manx
    Lizard
    Crocodile
    
    
    Or am I just losing my mind now!!!  
    
    I'm done with this file!!!!
    
    
    F.
462.39It ain't so EZMARKER::BUCKLEYMr. Big!Tue Feb 07 1989 15:208
    
    I ask you, would any of you go out and pay $3 - $8 to see a band
    with the names mentioned in here???
    
    I wouldn't.  I think a bands name has to be as marketable as the
    music/image.
    
    Buck
462.40DASXPS::BOURQUEThe Dream Master_____236-2099Tue Feb 07 1989 15:259
    I agree Bill, My Vote
                          
    Majesty
    Majestic Force
    
    
    
    General Tama
    who still content with Black Mirage
462.42SUBURB::DALLISONThe Kitten has clawsTue Feb 07 1989 15:512
    
    Catch22
462.45Been thinkin' bout a few...ECAD::ALOSCOORNOT.Tue Feb 07 1989 17:4024
    Strange, me and my buddy were thinking about putting together an
    all girl, {well, two girl guitarists, and maybe a guy drummer},
    hard core or thrash band.
    
    We were thinking of names for the band as well as stage names for
    ourselves. 
    
    She knows a kid in Boston who's cats name is XIRDNEH. Hendrix
    backwards, but they pronounce it ZRED. Then we were thinking about
    taking another word backwards and adding it on the end... such as
    SEDAH, NEVEAH, or something like that...[i.e. hades, heaven...etc..]
    
    some others?
    
    GYPSI BYTCH
    SLAHERCISM
    REIGN INSEIGN......:')
    
    or how bout....
    
    Multyple Suwicyde
    
    
    -renee>
462.46...RICKS::MINARDIRide the LightningTue Feb 07 1989 17:433
    re: .45
    I like Multyple Sewercide better...
    /M'Breath
462.47It's taken!ASAHI::COOPERif(bucks .gt. 0) call music_storeTue Feb 07 1989 18:2810
    The best name I've heard for an all girl band is taken !
    
    I love the name Dumpster Puppies (I almost choked on my twinkie
    when I read that the first time).
    
    So, start a topic and tell us about this new all-girl thrash band...
    
    Sounds like fun.
    
    jc
462.50 ?... TULA::AWILLETOBang on that DRUM!!!!Tue Feb 07 1989 18:403
    How about sideways:
    
    				Pumkin Yuppies!
462.51FYIMARKER::BUCKLEYMr. Big!Tue Feb 07 1989 18:4213
    
    Here is the story on the Dumpster Bunnies.
    
    They formed the band, and called it As Is, but that was already a band,
    so they had no name.  They practice in waltham in this studio which is
    down the end of this scuzzy alley (waltham is scuzzy enough!), so their
    `fans' started calling them the dumpster puppies.  They hated it, and
    tried top ignore it by renaming the band Tsk Tsk, but noone was
    listening, everyone knew them as the Dumpster Puppies.  They finally
    sucumbed to peer pressure and made a compromise, calling the band
    Dumpster Bunnies (bunnies=girls, you get it). 
    
    Buck, whos good friends with all the bunnies ;^)
462.52A few moreJUNCO::IRZANot to touch the earthTue Feb 07 1989 18:447
    
    1) No Limit
    2) Nightmare
    3) Mystical Warriors
    4) Mad Wizards
    
    
462.53MythologyEMASS::APOSTOFor All Those Who Dare Tue Feb 07 1989 18:5314
    
     I think any of the old mythology characters are good names...
    
    Zeus	Minotaur	Pegasus		Medusa
    
    Aphrodite (female band?)	...
    
    
     The great thing about these names is that they lend themselves
    towards excellent logos, and album art...
    
Night_prowler
    
    
462.54 Let's get Technical... TULA::AWILLETOBang on that DRUM!!!!Tue Feb 07 1989 19:2011
    			Wrong Switch Setting
    
    			Ethernet
    
    			Fails to Boot
    
    			Reject Tag
    
    			Data Jaguar
    
    <---<T<<
462.55This is getting close to home...BUSY::KELLYDarkness covers the rainbow's light...Tue Feb 07 1989 19:319
    
    	how about REMOTE NODE NOT CURRENTLY AVAILABLE...
    
    				or
    
    		       PATH TO NETWORK LOST
    
    	BK
    
462.57Yes, most are serious ...ANT::SLABOUNTYDo u wanna bump and grind with me?Tue Feb 07 1989 20:3510
    
        Bent Out of Shape
        Nowhere to Hide
        Sh*t's Creek
        The Creepy-Crawlies
        Up in Flames
        Something Completely Different
    
                                                       GTI
    
462.59MURPHY::NOVELLOWed Feb 08 1989 03:059
    
    	Hey Buck, Waltham isn't *that* scuzzy................
    
    	My favorite name for a band is  The Crabs....
    
    	Then the flyers could read "Catch The Crabs at the Channel"
        
    	Guy Novello
    
462.61SET 2EZ/R.I.P.RAVEN1::JERRYWHITEHow do I spell relief ? GP-8 !!!Wed Feb 08 1989 06:417
    Howsabout ...................
    
    			Crystal City
    
    	
    
    			...... Scary .......
462.64SYSENG::FORTNEYWed Feb 08 1989 15:286
    Placenta Helper? cool.. how about the Angry Abortions
    
    Seriously now. What about Powerslave for a real power metal band.
    Would IM have anything to say about it?
    
    Rey
462.65think I've heard of it beforeRICKS::MINARDIRide the LightningWed Feb 08 1989 15:525
    I think Powerslave IS a real band.
    
    ....not sure though
    
    /Motorbreath
462.66!!CISM::JANCZYKBless me father, for I have sinnedWed Feb 08 1989 16:053
    I like Void Visage and the one Hollywood thought up..??
    
    CJ
462.67False advertisingMCIS2::AKINSI C your Schwartz is as big as mine!Wed Feb 08 1989 22:517
    A good way to pack a crowd into a club....
    
    name the band.......FREE BEER....
    
    Could you imagine the signs.....
    
   Dark Helmet
462.74for your approval ...TULA::AWILLETOBang on that DRUM!!!!Thu Feb 09 1989 22:0016
    for the cerebral ...		MANIACAL TENDENCY
    
    for the auto-enthuiast ...		ACCIDENT REPORT
    
    for the egoist ...			NARCISSISTIC LUST
    
    for the medical ...			CARDIAC ARREST
    
    for the celebrated ...		SUICIDE NOTE
    
    for the couch potato ...		TEST PATTERN
    
    for the partyer ...			FOOLISH PLEASURES
    
    <--<T<<
    
462.75Picture these on Solid GoldMKFSA::ROYGOING,GOING,GONEFri Feb 10 1989 15:5813
    How about:  Rectal Itch
                Gumby Gets Beheaded
                The Secretion
                Skid mark
                Prepubescent love slaves from hell
                Grandmothers with a hygiene problem
                Panty raid
                The Sniff
                Babes without bras
                Embarrassing Stains
                Halotosis
                The Drip
                Velvet Harbor
462.76more more moreGBMMKT::VACCHELLIHow can you live w/yourself?Fri Feb 10 1989 18:099
    dead screaming babies in La Machine
    sedation   
    Controversy
    hot flatulence
    MMD (make my day)
    Smith and wesson
    
    Kat
    
462.77REGENT::GALLANTGirl, you must resist...Fri Feb 10 1989 18:3718
    
    
    	Well, judging from what just about everyone else has 
    	submitted for their band names, I'm a little hesitant
    	to put mine in!!  (^8
    
    	Don't know why, but these just seem to be catchy.
	They probably don't even make sense, but who knows?!
    	Maybe someone will actually think they're decent!!
    
    	Quarter Mile  
    	Cold December 
	Black Rose
    	Symmetry
    	Watered Heaven
    
    	Tigga~~~  (who is out in la-la land and has been there all week!)
                    
462.78HERE'S ANOTHERRAVEN1::WHITBYsupercallafragilistic,expaladociousSat Feb 11 1989 00:2516
    
    
    
    
    			    HOW ABOUT.......
    
    
    	
    
    
    
                     =\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/=
                     =########################### =       
                     =>>>>>>>>>>>GIZMO<<<<<<<<<<< =
                     =########################### =
                     =/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\=
462.7910 PointsESOCTS::JENNISONBack To The CaveMon Feb 13 1989 13:527
    
    
    		Heres One: "The Toxic Avengers"
    		Anyone see the movie-toxic avenger? 
    		Good Gross one!
    
    		SueJ
462.80REGENT::GALLANTGirl, you must resist...Mon Feb 13 1989 14:4414
    
    
    	Some more that I've just seen and are off the beaten path
    	a little.
    
    	Limitless Imagination
    	Holiday Schedule
    	Eyes of Fire
    	Sin After Sin
    	Assembly Line
    	Human Zoo
    
    	Tigger~~
    
462.81Good jobGBMMKT::VACCHELLIHow can you live w/yourself?Mon Feb 13 1989 15:126
    
    Tig you are coming up with awesome names.  So far yu made up my
    two favorites here "Cold December" and "Human Zoo".  I think those
    are Way Cool.
    
    Kat
462.82__ZooPARITY::STACIEMon Feb 13 1989 15:146
    My SO's band is named Project Zoo, but it might be changing to
    Hotline, per the record co's request.
    
    No ripping off!
    
    Dilly
462.83BTO::BAGDY_MSo hard to find it, Sentimental HygieneMon Feb 13 1989 15:159
    A couple more. . .
    
    Ground Zero
    Brachial Plexus
    Ninja Custodian
    Mystic Mesmerism
    

    METALord"
462.84 ADD ENTRY ACOMA::AWILLETOBang on that DRUM!!!!Mon Feb 13 1989 15:2719
    	MORE...
    
    	Elimination Game
    
    	Baglady
    
    	Cowboy Regime
    
    	Wench
    
    	Toxic Nightmare
    
    	Ladyfinger
    
    	Touched
    
    	This Way Out. . .
    
    <--<T<<
462.87PSYCHE::WESTGreat, Zombies..now I'll never sleepMon Feb 13 1989 20:4312
    
    
    
    Here's a couple:
    
    The barking milkmen
    The cat's pajamas
    
    
    Cheryle (a "Dumpster Bunnie", who thought the name "Dumpster Puppies" was
             too masculine for a girl band 8^)
             
462.89 More BeerMCIS2::AKINSI C your Schwartz is as big as mine!Tue Feb 14 1989 05:4113
    Ok if FREE BEER is taken how about.....
    
    
    5 cent Drafts.... 
    
    or maybe 
    
    Tapped KEG.
    
    
    
    Dark Helmet
    
462.92Someone ElseBSS::BLAZEKDancing with My SelfTue Feb 14 1989 13:461
    
462.93How about - Stinkdom Scum - ;')NEEPS::IRVINEWe have assumed control....Tue Feb 14 1989 14:491
    
462.94PFLOYD::ROTHBERGThe wind song whispered a warning...Tue Feb 14 1989 15:157
                
                How about "Your Mother"
                
                Introducing, for one time only . . .
                
                
462.95fictional characters?RAVEN1::WHITBYImature = Being young at heart!Wed Feb 15 1989 00:2811
    
    
    
    	how 'bout.....
    
    
    	CLYDE STONEBOMB
    
    	HOLLYWOOD.............................take it away Clyde!
    
    
462.98REGENT::GALLANTGirl, you must resist...Wed Feb 15 1989 15:5513
    
    
    
    	Here's more....
    
    	Assistance
    	Blue Horizon
    	Hands of Time
    	Voltage
    	Sieze the Fire
    	Dreaded Grasp
    
    	Tig~~~
462.99Is Rude, Crude??BTO::STEVENS_JWanted, Wild Female???Thu Feb 16 1989 19:3421
    
    Howz-About..
    
            Rapunza Raw
    
            Satanic Sleaze
    
            Crystal Meth
    
            Platonic
    
            Stench
    
            Rudeness
    
            Leather N Lace
    
    
                         Riding The 515........
    
              Mr.Rude
462.102GBMMKT::VACCHELLIBe excellent to each otherMon Feb 20 1989 18:341
    Excaliber
462.104Comments, please? TanksMARKER::BUCKLEYI wish it was summertime all year!Mon Feb 20 1989 18:539
    
    I'm thinking of naming my new metal band Coup d'etat...Can you metal
    heads in here give me your honest (yeah, serious) thoughts on it?
    
    Ok, if you *really* hate it, what would be better.
    
    FYI, its a thinker's metal band, ala Ryche
    
    Buck 
462.105I like it but...RICKS::MINARDIWith vertigo make you deadMon Feb 20 1989 19:076
    It's cool, but will the average person know how to say/spell it?
    
    Coop deetat?
    
    /Motorbreath...believe it or not, some people would have trouble
    with it.
462.106I vote: yeaHAZEL::STARRLike a fool, fell in love with you...Mon Feb 20 1989 19:104
I like it. It has some nice imagery to it, but at the same time doesn't 
pigeonhole you as a certain type of band.

cat
462.107REGENT::GALLANTGirl, you must resist...Mon Feb 20 1989 19:3126
    
    
    	I like it, but like Mike said, people may have a hard
    	time saying/spelling/finding it!
    	
    	If we're going to start talkin' French here...how bout
    	Maintenant! (Now!)  Nahhh....I don't think people would
    	say it in French, they'd massacre it and pronounce it
    	in English.
    
    	As I was standing by the copier today (forever and ever)
    	Massacre (although it sounds like I've heard it somewhere
    	else before) and Masquerade came to mind.
    
    	Monstrous Curiosity
    	Pitch Dark
    	Prism
    	Hot Tears (although it reminds me of Hothouse Flowers and
    		   Tears for Fears)
    	Burning Rage
    	Sojourn  (to stay for a time)
    	Effluvium  (An often foul or harmful emanation)
    	
    	Tig~~ who's traipsing through the dictionary and finding
    	      words that may be good band names!
                      
462.108MaybeCSC32::G_HOUSEWhich way did they go?Mon Feb 20 1989 20:078
    re: Buck
    
    It's got a kind of nice sound to it but, frankly...umm... I'll reveal
    my ignorance here... 
    
    What's it mean?
    
    gh
462.110How about Chic? ;-)PERFCT::NOVELLOTue Feb 21 1989 01:129
    
    	Well, the members of Faux Pas (who finally changed their name
        to Foxx Pass because that's how everyone pronounced it) don't
    	recommend using French words as a band name.
    
    	FWIW
    
    	Guy Novello
    
462.111ANT::SLABOUNTYDo u wanna bump and grind with me?Tue Feb 21 1989 12:158
    
        RE: Greg
    
                  Coup d'Etat means something like "overthrow of the
                  government".
    
                                                       GTI
    
462.113Thanks everybodyMARKER::BUCKLEYI wish it was summertime all year!Tue Feb 21 1989 13:099
    
    RE: cookster
    
    Well, you pronounce it Koo Day Ta, so its not like a tounge twister
    or anything
    
    Buck, who is taking all this in and will come to a verdict soon
    
    Buck
462.115Koo Day TaHAZEL::STARRLike a fool, fell in love with you...Tue Feb 21 1989 13:207
>    Well, you pronounce it Koo Day Ta, so its not like a tounge twister
>    or anything
    
If the band has a sense of humor about themselves, why not spell it
the way you spelled it here?

cat
462.116EXBAUCIS::MATTHEWSthere only 1 way 2 rock, rock 2 BACH!Tue Feb 21 1989 13:235
    
    	what about FASTFORWARD ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    
    			WENDY O'
    
462.117DASXPS::BOURQUEWe are now Perfect StrangersTue Feb 21 1989 13:268
    
    Back to Gk.Myth.
    
              Odysseus
              Zues
              Appollo
                           afew!
              
462.118Blinded with SCIENCE!MCIS2::AKINSI C your Schwartz is as big as mine!Tue Feb 21 1989 22:3215
    Inteligent and Powerful....
    
    How about turning to science....
    
    Quazar
    Photon
    Quantam Numbers
    Fission
    Fussion
    Neutrinos
    
    (Any Symbol for any radioactive isotopes....)
    
    or better yet RADIOACTIVE ISOTOPES...
    
462.119RAVEN1::WHITBYLife,Love,and Death, is there more?Wed Feb 22 1989 03:077
    
    
    
    
    
   			CRYSTAL KNIGHTS
    
462.123ENTER CODEKEY...NAMBE::AWILLETOBang on that CEREBRUM...Wed Feb 22 1989 16:5917
462.128MCIS2::AKINSI C your Schwartz is as big as mine!Thu Feb 23 1989 05:319
    How about
    
    GIGO
    
    (Garbage In Garbage Out----computer term, nothing to do with the
    quality of the band.)
    
    Bill (Dark Helmet)
    
462.129Yeah, that's itCSC32::G_HOUSEA mind is a wonderful thing to wasteThu Feb 23 1989 13:168
    Yeah...along those lines.
    
    My next band will probably be called "Garbage Out"
    
    
    ...regardless of what the real name is!
    
    gh
462.130Burning Chrome.PUGH::JONIts better to burn out than fade away.Thu Mar 02 1989 17:218
                        <Take it any way you want!>
    
    How about  "FLICK OF THE RIST",or "FLICK OF THE REST"
    
    OH, Just been told this: "How do you get rid of a unwanted pubic
    hair?"
    Reply for the punch line.
                                    Jon.
462.132THE ELECTRICAL AGERAVEN1::WHITBYMama told me not to come!Tue Mar 07 1989 01:511
    
462.133more junkRAVEN1::ROSENBERGwon't get fooled againThu Mar 16 1989 19:2219
    
    
    
    	RE. 99  CRYSTAL METH    Is that a speed metal band?
    
    
    
    
    			Hows about
    
    
    		BLOWIN CHUNKS
    
    		POSEUR PARADISE
    
    		W.F.O (WIDE FU*KEN OPEN)
    
    
462.138Purely Hardcore, I assure you...;)DZIGN::RENEEL.A. TAKE ME AWAY!!!Tue Apr 11 1989 14:085
    I GOT ONE!!
    
    'Sit Ubu Sit'...or just Situbusit...
    
    -vamp>
462.142BTOENG::BAGDYFire in the sky. . .Wed Apr 12 1989 10:519
    Or. . .how `bout. . .
    
    	`The Mutant Dobermans' (Or whatever breed. . .)
    	         or
    	`Troublesome Teeth Marks'
                 
    
    METALord"_I_could_probably_go_on_but_won't_! :^)
462.148Relocated ...ANT::SLABOUNTYDo ya wanna bump &amp; grind with me?Thu Aug 17 1989 16:2812
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    	Devastation...
    	
462.149Two fo the show....DPDMAI::ANDERSONSThu Aug 17 1989 17:463
    DEFCON needs a new name, how about some more serious entries.
    
    I think METALORD is great, is it taken???
462.152How's thisWAV12::FINKThu Aug 17 1989 20:451
HAMPSTER PESTO!!!!!!!!
462.154WAV14::FINKMon Aug 21 1989 18:073
My friend has a zine out called Chemical Castration...

Glenn
462.156USCTR1::KGALLANTBreakin' up a heart of stone...Thu Feb 08 1990 12:108
    
    	RE: /prc
    
    	I prefer "Solo Fish Act" over Toecutter.  Ewww...sounds
    	gross.  (; (;
    
    	Tigga~~~
    
462.158USCTR1::KGALLANTTake me to the moon, Gus...Thu Feb 08 1990 13:477
    
    	How about Smooshed Grapes in a Box??  (8 (8 (8
    
    	Or.. Psychotic Firecrackers? or Flamingos with Mohawks?!
    
    	(8
    	Tigga~~~
462.160USCTR1::KGALLANTTake me to the moon, Gus...Thu Feb 08 1990 13:537
    
    	hee hee.. Gimme a few minutes.  I'll think of some more
    	weird ones.  (8
    
    	Leather Mice??  Bananamen from the Moon??  Mushrooms are Healthy??

    	Tigga~~~                                                    
462.162USCTR1::KGALLANTTake me to the moon, Gus...Thu Feb 08 1990 14:0510
    
    
    	Hmmm. fussy fussy!!  How about Mumble Mumble?  (8
    
    	BananaMoonMen?!  (;
    	Poisonous Mushrooms?
    	Disfigured Anatomy?
	Insane Pumpkins?
    
    	Tigga~~~ (8    	           
462.163MILKWY::SLABOUNTYLife Is Just a Fantasy ... baby!Thu Feb 08 1990 14:138
    
    	Mushroom Mosh
    	Pumpkinhead
    	Weekend Warriors
    	Over the Edge
    
    							GTI
    
462.164USCTR1::KGALLANTTake me to the moon, Gus...Thu Feb 08 1990 14:2210
    
    	No no no!!!  Over the Edge is THREE words!!! Can't have
    	those! (8 (8
    
    	Snoopy's Dogdish
	Plastic Medallions
    	Square Boxes
    	Electric Chipmunks
    	
    	Tigga~~                
462.168Teenage mutant ninja musiciansPFLOYD::ROTHBERGEverybody'sGot2DeviateFromTheNormThu Feb 08 1990 15:5514
                How about
                
                RX33
                LA50
                Cybernaughts
                RJ11
                TU58
                TK50
                Kimistrange
                
                :')
                
                
462.170USCTR1::KGALLANTTake me to the moon, Gus...Thu Feb 08 1990 16:099
    
    	RE: Rob
    	Betcha didn't think I'd catch that Kimistrange one, did ya!!
    	Pfffth!!!
    
    	RE: /prc
    	How about Psychotic Mush?!  (; (;
    
    	Tigga~~~
462.171PFLOYD::ROTHBERGEverybody'sGot2DeviateFromTheNormThu Feb 08 1990 16:117
                Actually, you were meant to, I was going to put
                
                Egnart Simik, but I figured you'd miss that :').
                    
                - Rob -
                
462.178ASAHI::COOPERMIDI-Kitty-ADA-Metaltronix rack pukeThu Feb 08 1990 17:545
    How about,
    
    Aluminum Beach ?
    
    
462.179 COBRA::VAVRUSKAI gotta get out of this place..Fri Feb 09 1990 03:066
    My favorite so far has to be Electric Chipmunk.
    
    How 'bout technicolor yawn, or porcelen(sp?) gods??
    
    Chris
    
462.182PFLOYD::ROTHBERGEverybody'sGot2DeviateFromTheNormFri Feb 09 1990 18:0811
                I talked  to  Butch  last  night and he suggested
                one, but it wasn't very nice..
                
                
                
                Hopeless Cause
                
                :')
                
                
462.188USCTR1::KGALLANTYou're the key to my desire...Wed May 09 1990 23:467
    
    	RE: Bacchus
    
    	Hee hee... How about Gilligan's Island?! Jim Backus...
    	get it?!  Bacchus? Backus?!  Bahahah.. [ahem.]
    
    	Tigga~~~ (8
462.189USCTR1::KGALLANTYou're the key to my desire...Wed May 09 1990 23:4914
    
    
    	Hmmm... 
    
    	Diamonds Cut Glass
    	Gates of Paradise
    	Dirty Words
    	Blue Light Special (KMart might be angry, but hey...) (;
    	Obsessive Behavior
    	Black Bathtub
    
    	(8
    
    	Tigga~~~
462.190Or how about 'Hell in Disguise'KRAPPA::ALIThu May 10 1990 02:2214
    "Diamonds Cut Glass"???  Come on... who'd go see a Metal band called
    that!?
    
    How about:	Carnage
    		Hitchhike Hearse  <-- my favorite
    		Iron Hearse (as in 'iron horse', which I think is already
    			     a real band name)
    
    Or for an album or song title, how's a bout "Bleeding On Your Accident"
    
    Maybe a topic for song titles might be in order (if there already isn't
    one.)
    
    	Ken
462.191BINKLY::MINARDITruth and SoulThu May 10 1990 02:335
    How about R.E.C.?!?!
    
    Rotted Exploded Corpses
    
    /Motorbreath...nah... that's even grossing me out
462.192BTOVT::BAGDY_MThu May 10 1990 12:0721
462.193my offeringsICS::BUCKLEYYou better drop the gun...Thu May 10 1990 12:197
    How bout:
    
    McDonald's Massacre
    Life with Jane
    Back Street Overdose  (hey, the BSO)  ;^)
    Choosey Mutha's
    F-it
462.200Gammut, Butt Nuggets, The 5th Legion...CSC32::H_SOIf you like the shoe, then wear it!Thu May 10 1990 23:082
    
    
462.203DASXPS::SASCHROEDER1:13 left - SCORE!!!Mon May 14 1990 23:501
     Bush Patrol
462.204HERESOMETRAM::JBLUMWed May 16 1990 00:3818
    
    
    Electric Auto Accident (yeah, right)
    Deadly Edge
    Dust
    Mystic
    Crypt
    Pseudo Stratified Columnar Epithilia (big word my mom taught me)
    Solar Winds
    Mish-Mosh
    Leviathan (possibly being used)
    First Stone (as in "cast the...")
    
    Just a few to chew on for a while, tell me what U think!!!
    LANDSHARK
    
    
    
462.205Pubic Enema #1TRAM::JBLUMWed May 16 1990 01:1619
    
    
    How about:
       Juggler Vane      
       X-Con
       Wasted Daze
       Debris (or Cosmic Debris)
       Sunspot
       DECheds from beyond hell
       White Fire
       Axe yo' Momma (naaaaaaah)
       Contrasm (whatever the hell that's supposed to mean)
       New Clear Mute Ants (get it)
       Copa Buzz?
       
    LANDSHARK (Maybe more later)                   
    
    
    
462.206USCTR1::KGALLANTSlowly wishes turn to sadness...Wed May 16 1990 02:266
    
    	Rigormortis Revisited!
    
    	(8
    
    	Tigga~~~
462.208EvenmoreTRAM::JBLUMWed May 16 1990 03:4012
    
    
    Lucifer's Fall
    Catastrophe
    Blazin' Raisin's (Metal's answer to the California Raisins)
    Ether
    B.D.S. (Boff Doggie Style)
    Domain
    Gas
    
    LANDSHARK
    (Running Out)
462.211StillmoreTRAM::JBLUMThu May 17 1990 05:4318
    
    	Stealth
    	Wolfsbane
    	Vice
    	Starbreaker (old Priest song)
    	Fargin' Bastages (Just Kiddin')
        Peacemaker (not 2 B confused w/ Pacemaker)
    	Overdrive
    	Warhead
    	Judgement
    	Blindside
    	Outer Limits (Obvious where that came from, right)
    	O.D. (or Dio backwards) naaaaaaaaaaaa
    	Bloodmoney
    
    LANDSHARK (Who's giving away all his ideas, good and bad)
    	      (There are some good ones, aren't there?)
    
462.212O god, not moreTRAM::JBLUMFri May 18 1990 03:5214
    	
    	Beast
    	Outcast
    	Outland
    	Last Rights
    	4N Object
    	Reject
    	Ashes 2 Ashes
    	Dirty Rats
    	Overflow
    	
    L A N D S H A R K  (Says "If you think about it, why would someone name
    their band Accept??, Sounds good, but it's pretty meaningless"
    
462.213WMOIS::MAZURKADYLITHIUM.Thu May 31 1990 14:1910
    Hows about THE DEC PAK!!
    
    I used to play in a band called EDGY!I love that name.We were all
    thinkin of a name,and started gettin on each others nerves because
    we were all disagreeing on what it should be.Finally one of the
    guys really pissed me off,so I told him"Don't get me edgy,man".
    That was it.Plus two of the guys lived on Edgewood street and we
    used to call the neighborhood"EDGY VILLE".
    
               Crazy_Al
462.215BRAT::MATTHEWSThu May 31 1990 21:2111
    has anyone heard/or seen a name for a band KABOOM (i think that the
    way its spelled?..?
    
    
    	hey pete...
    
    see ya there :^]
    
    
    		WEndy o'
    
462.216some moreKRAPPA::ALISat Jun 09 1990 16:199
462.217VLNVAX::ALECLAIRESat Jun 09 1990 18:152
    Crystal Sin in the Neon Mansion
	-insert cliche-
462.218KRAPPA::ALIMon Jun 11 1990 19:213
    What cliche?  There is a band called Krystl Sin...  Is there one called
    Neon Mansion?
    
462.221ENOVAX::DIBIASICYBERNETIC HEARTBEATTue Jun 12 1990 22:012
    
    LIP LOK
462.224YA THATS ITCSC32::B_TURNBAUGHFri Jun 22 1990 20:023
    
    
                        HOODSIE PATROL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
462.227ENOVAX::DIBIASICYBERNETIC HEARTBEATMon Jul 09 1990 20:315
    
    Dork-Bone Yank Blisters
    
    
    
462.228CSCOA5::THOMPSON_RConsider that a divorce!Tue Jul 10 1990 01:576
    How about:
    		Stiff Kitty
    
    that made me crack up the first time i heard it !!
    
    -rt-
462.229"She will find her way..."WOODRO::RCOLLINSGeorge Bush: liar!Wed Jul 11 1990 17:355
    
    
     Combat Dracula.
    
    								R.C.
462.232VLNVAX::ALECLAIREFri Jul 13 1990 12:451
    Stiff Snake
462.233one man's opinionICS::BUCKLEYCocked &amp; Loaded!Fri Jul 13 1990 14:087
    Yo TTT,  GO 4 IT!  
    
    I like that name.
    
    Blow off Stiff Snake...too many * snake bands already!
    
    B.
462.234BOSOX::SASCHROEDERI'm hummin' happy...Sat Jul 14 1990 00:528
    
    The Sporting God's
    
    Digital Blues
    
    Bumpin' Uglies
    
    Expensed Material
462.240Here's some...POWDML::COOKWed Jul 18 1990 15:006
    
    Malicious Destruction
    
    Chaotic Disorder
    
    
462.241FluffICS::BUCKLEYCocked &amp; Loaded!Wed Jul 18 1990 15:112
    
    
462.242VLNVAX::ALECLAIREWed Jul 18 1990 22:131
    Xox
462.243ENOVAX::DIBIASICYBERNETIC HEARTBEATThu Jul 26 1990 18:062
    
    Dillweed Isotope
462.244band naming algorithmXOANAN::HEISERMoody Strawberry Sex MachineWed Apr 10 1991 19:3221
    This one's a keeper.  Just making sure it is still here after 99.* gets
    cleaned out.  
    
    Pick four numbers in a row and then match them to the respective word
    and you come up with the name of a band.  Using phone extensions is
    always fun.
    
	0  Grateful	  Milk		Sex		League
	1  Flying	  Dead		Death		Tractor
	2  Surrealistic   Chromium	Nazi		Quartet
	3  Screaming	  Blue		Burrito		Orchestra
	4  Neon		  Fudge		Love		Milkmen
	5  Moody	  Metal		Maniac		Surfers
	6  Electric	  Black		Airplane	Warriors
	7  Satanic	  Iron 		Zombie		Ensemble
	8  Twisted	  Pink		Culture		Machine
	9  Sonic	  Strawberry	Maniac		Project

	For example: 1989 = the Flying Strawberry Culture Project, 
        2001 = Surrealistic Milk Sex Tractor, 
        1492 = Flying Fudge Maniac Quartet ...
462.245MASALA::IGOLDIEThe Incendiary PreacherFri Apr 12 1991 18:395
    great,I'm in the "twisted fudge nazi league"....think we'll get a lot
    of gigs 8)
    
    
                                             Staynz
462.246old bandsFASDER::AHERBMon Apr 29 1991 03:357
    Raw Meat
    Dancing Zombies
    Jacko Smith Band (JACKOFF! I HATE THAT BAND!)
    Purple Vomit
    Decaying Inspiration
    AND NOW, ANGRY TOLIETS!
    
462.247SONATA::SFESSLERChunkaslabba!Mon Jul 08 1991 17:1917
    Gaijin Breakpoint
    Attack the Day
    Fury Boys
    Zero Boys (movie title)
    XLR8R
    CUL8R
    Fyryrn (Fire Iron)
    2DZ2CU
    DYNSXLN
    Anorexia Dyslexia
    The Cahoolies
    
    And my personal name... "Chunkaslabba!"
    
    
    
    Fess
462.248DPDMAI::THRELFALLEight Up!Mon Jul 08 1991 17:591
    see P_N!
462.249CSC32::J_HERNANDEZWell, well, well my MichelleMon Jul 08 1991 19:101
    WUZ U?
462.250CAVLRY::ROBREvery breath a static chargeMon Jul 08 1991 20:354
    
    Geez, half these look like license plates...
    
    
462.251SONATA::SFESSLERI'm so bad, baby, I don't careWed Jul 10 1991 13:245
    re: .250
    
    None that I've stolen lately! =-D
    
    Fess
462.252an old p_nameVCSESU::MOSHER::COOKSend mail to VCSESU::COOKThu Jul 25 1991 18:272
    
    Schizofrenchfryica!
462.253~8-)DPDMAI::THRELFALLThu Jul 25 1991 18:281
    that's cool!  I saw it in SOAPBOX...
462.254ConTaGioUSNEMAIL::MERCIERLets make the water turn BlackThu Nov 07 1991 13:134
    ConTaGioUS..
    
    
    /bob...who is in the band(thats why I like the name)
462.255GUIDUK::ROTHWed Apr 22 1992 02:191
    Rogue's Guild
462.256HMMMM!FAILTE::CARTYPThu Nov 19 1992 15:174
    
    How about:
    
    Funk neurosis and the pchycotic banana squad!
462.257POLAR::LYLEMon Jul 10 1995 13:155
    an oldie but a goodie...
    
    DEATHTONGE