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Conference napalm::heavy_metal

Title:HEAVY_METAL - Talent Round-Up DayDay
Notice:Rules-2.*,Directory-7.*,Roster-3.*,Garbage-99.*
Moderator:BUSY::SLABB
Created:Thu May 05 1988
Last Modified:Fri Jun 06 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:1238
Total number of notes:65616

1169.0. "11-69 ... The 'Pril Note!" by POWDML::BUCKLEY (Valkyrie: The Joy of Six) Tue Jul 09 1996 13:43

    
    Dedicated to the one, the only ... accept NO imitations ...
    
    				
    
    
    				'PRILMONSTER!!!
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1169.1Or maybe a phone number?POLAR::TYSICKContrabulous FabtraptionTue Jul 09 1996 14:504
    And the word of the day is...
    
    
    Lawsuit!  [^8=
1169.21+1=69SCASS1::BARBER_AI caught the moon todayTue Jul 09 1996 17:015
    Well I'll be!  
    
    Don't I feel special now...  Thanks Buckeyboo!  8)
    
    EVERY NOTE'S A 69!!!!!!!!  yes!! 
1169.4Bring_A_Napkin.WMOIS::MAZURKASon_Of_Dig_It_AlTue Jul 09 1996 18:347
     If you Wine_And_Dine You Might Getta 69.
    
     
   6
    6
    6 9 was A_Great Year!
    
1169.5FABSIX::K_KAMARIn-A-Gadda-da-vidaTue Jul 09 1996 19:132
    I was 2 years old in 1969.....It WAS a good year. :-)
    
1169.6Hi Kit!SCASS1::BARBER_AI caught the moon todayTue Jul 09 1996 19:381
    I was -2 in '69.  8)  
1169.7THEMAX::SMITH_SI (neuter) my (catbutt)Tue Jul 09 1996 21:105
    I was just my daddy's little squirt in '69.
    
    -3
    -ss
    
1169.8POLAR::LYLEyou think I'm swingin'.. then I kickWed Jul 10 1996 01:507
    
    I was 2 years old in '69 as well.....
    
    My favorite licence number has GOT to be UB6 IB9.
    
    Dave
    
1169.9That sounds kinda sick now...POLAR::RENAUDPKBILLY's Super Sounds of the 70'sWed Jul 10 1996 02:236
    I was -1, but since I was born in August of 70.....technically I was
    there for '69.  I spent the most of the year with Dad, but was given to
    Mom as an early Christmas present I guess!
    
    Paully 8)
    
1169.10Big smile...big smile!POLAR::TYSICKContrabulous FabtraptionWed Jul 10 1996 10:486
    Paully.......ya make me wannna   WRETCH!
    
    I was -3 as well!  Boy I feel like a kid around ya all!  (this is where
    Rachelle and Petey come in to brag about being younger)
    
    	J
1169.11I feel old...SUBSYS::MSOUCYWed Jul 10 1996 12:435
    
    Talk about young whipper-snappers....I was 8 that year....you are
    making me feel old now! But 69 IS good! ;-)
    
    
1169.12HOOPLE::FENNELLLights out, lights out Chicago!Wed Jul 10 1996 13:022
I was 11 in 69.  Hey maybe this should be *MY* note!

1169.13SCASS1::BARBER_ASpankyWed Jul 10 1996 13:071
    You have a point, Tim.
1169.14BUSY::SLABOUNTYEnjoy what you doWed Jul 10 1996 13:094
    
    	And it probably gets in the way when walking through low door-
    	ways.
    
1169.15POLAR::BRASSINGTONSettle Down you arm pitThu Jul 11 1996 02:047
    Hey J,
    
    I was also -3 in 69.  Rachelle seems to be the youngest thus far.  Gee
    I feel so old.;-)
    
    P
    
1169.16Just a youngin'POLAR::LARABIESlinky's kinkedThu Jul 11 1996 02:377
    
    Holy geez,
    
    I was what...........-4 in '69.  And Petey, quit callin me Rachelle. 
    People I don't even know have started callin me that.
    
    It's ........Rick
1169.17MFGFIN::EPPERSONI saw a chicken with two headsThu Jul 11 1996 02:492
    They think you are a freak. You probably shouldn`t have worn that 
    dress & wig to work. By the way, Lyle said that you were looking good.
1169.18MMMMMMMMMPOLAR::BRASSINGTONSettle Down you arm pitThu Jul 11 1996 03:415
    Look'n good??
    
    More like look'n SEXY!!!  Such a sweet young thing!!!!!
    
    P
1169.19POLAR::LYLEno matter where you go, there you areThu Jul 11 1996 04:273
     
    Didn't say a bloody thing about it....
    
1169.20Where did you get that pink strapless dress????POLAR::RENAUDPCanadian DOS prompt: EH?:\>Thu Jul 11 1996 08:274
    He was lookin' pretty sweet this morning....8)
    
    Paully 8)
    
1169.21and another old fart signs in....ASDG::MCNAMARAstrange visitor......Thu Jul 11 1996 10:456
    
    
    i wuz 11 also in '69....altho '69 is FINE, '68 is GREAT
    (U know....'68? she does me, I owe her one....)
    
    wacky_macky
1169.22EDWIN::HOOKERThu Jul 11 1996 15:344
    I was also -3.  But 69 was a good year...that's when we landed on the
    moon !
    
    Shane, who changed the room number where I lived in college to be 69.
1169.23'Cept for me and Tim...KDX200::COOPERHe who laughs last, thinks slowestThu Jul 11 1996 16:483
    Pups!
    
    You're all pups!! 
1169.24DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Thu Jul 11 1996 17:316
    
    	re: .22
    
    
    	Shaddup you!  =)
    
1169.25Hippies!!!!DELNI::FORGETFri Jul 12 1996 11:529
    
    
    i was 2yrs in 1969
    
    
    Man on the Moon
    WoodStock
    Jim Morrison exposed in Miami
    musical Hair came out
1169.26KDX200::CJSun Jul 14 1996 04:211
    I was born in 1969.  ;-)
1169.27FABSIX::S_MCREYNOLDSSun Jul 14 1996 06:338
    
    
    I was -6 in 1969
    
    and i remember everything :^)
    
    
    
1169.29KDX200::COOPERHe who laughs last, thinks slowestMon Jul 15 1996 03:234
    Know what the speed limit of sex is??
    
    
    68 - Cuz when you hit 69, you gotta turn around...
1169.31KDX200::COOPERHe who laughs last, thinks slowestMon Jul 15 1996 12:471
    Dough!!
1169.32POLAR::RICHARDSONCarboy JunkieTue Jul 16 1996 21:3917
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1169.33THEMAX::SMITH_SHanover FistTue Jul 16 1996 21:463
    re -1
    
    How thoughtful...
1169.34SCASS1::BARBER_ASpankyWed Jul 17 1996 13:173
    .32 oh yeah? 
    
    8p (actual size)
1169.35yeahPOWDML::BUCKLEYValkyrie: The Joy of SixWed Jul 17 1996 15:141
    
1169.36SCASS1::BARBER_ASpankyWed Jul 17 1996 16:241
    oh YEAH!?!
1169.37BUSY::SLABOUNTYA Momentary Lapse of ReasonWed Jul 17 1996 16:253
    
    	Some very impressive comebacks in this note, I must say.
    
1169.38POLAR::RICHARDSONCarboy JunkieWed Jul 17 1996 17:1721
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1169.39SCASS1::BARBER_ASpankyWed Jul 17 1996 18:411
    Why is your mouth full of o's and 8's ??
1169.40BUSY::SLABOUNTYA seemingly endless timeWed Jul 17 1996 18:433
    
    	Quality control problem at the local Alphabits plant, I guess.
    
1169.41Python-mania strikes again!ASDG::MCNAMARAstrange visitor......Thu Jul 18 1996 10:0423
    
    
    
    ....re: -.38
    
    Hardy-Har-Har indeed! 
    
    Ain't that "Spiney Norman", the hedgehog????
    
    
    
    ...."Dinsdale!"
    
    
    
    
    ..next thing ya know, someone will be nailing coffee-tables
    to people's heads........
    
    
    
    
    
1169.42yumBRAT::JENNISONA Wild Eyed Child Of The SunThu Jul 18 1996 12:132
    Spagetti Ossssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
    
1169.43POWDML::BUCKLEYValkyrie: The Joy of SixThu Jul 18 1996 17:201
    Wonder who'll get reply #.69 in this string?!?
1169.44SCASS1::BARBER_ASpankyThu Jul 18 1996 17:211
    Don't know, wanna play volleyball?
1169.45POWDML::BUCKLEYValkyrie: The Joy of SixThu Jul 18 1996 18:121
    and Buck serves one over to Pril..
1169.46BRAT::JENNISONA Wild Eyed Child Of The SunThu Jul 18 1996 18:141
    And theresss SueJ right behind Pril... GOT IT!@!
1169.47you're gonna get hot feet! :^)POOKY::OROURKEBreakfast in BransonThu Jul 18 1996 18:195
    
    and I wanna know who put up the volleyball net right over the lobster
    baking pit?
    
    /j
1169.48SCASS1::BARBER_ASpankyThu Jul 18 1996 18:251
    Dig, set, SPIKE!
1169.49POLAR::RENAUDPCanadian DOS prompt: EH?:\>Thu Jul 18 1996 18:536
    SAVE!! 
    
    Set....
    
    Paully 8)
    
1169.50CADSYS::FENNELLLights out, lights out Chicago!Fri Jul 19 1996 00:131
Dammit who left this big blue cooler here?  I just tripped over it
1169.51Make mine a nice cold Rickards!!!POLAR::RENAUDPCanadian DOS prompt: EH?:\>Fri Jul 19 1996 01:184
    While you're there, wanna grab me a cool one???
    
    Paully 8)
    
1169.52CADSYS::FENNELLLights out, lights out Chicago!Fri Jul 19 1996 02:072
Here's an O'Douls to you...
1169.53SCASS1::BARBER_ASpankyFri Jul 19 1996 17:272
    {Splash}  Back in the water!  We have a game to play peoples!  No more
    beer until aftwerwards.  
1169.54back 'atcha 'PrilPOLAR::RENAUDPLove's blind,Marriage's the I-opener!Fri Jul 19 1996 19:244
    Serve....
    
    Paully 8)
    
1169.558)POLAR::RENAUDPLuv's blind,Marriage's the I-openerSat Jul 20 1996 01:266
    DAMN!  hit the net.....
    
    Serve over...
    
    Paully
    
1169.56Next_Serve..WMOIS::MAZURKASon_Of_Dig_It_AlSat Jul 20 1996 11:526
    SonnOfA.....OuCh@^%$^
    
     I've Been Spiked Right in The Pelvic_Area!
    
    
      Crazy_That'll_Leave_A_Mark_Al
1169.57Cruel but fun...POLAR::RENAUDPLuv's blind,Marriage's the I-openerSat Jul 20 1996 19:335
    You know Crazy_Al...we could get this volley going and steal
    everybody's fun before they even get back in here on Monday!!
    
    Paully 8)
    
1169.58WMOIS::MAZURKASon_Of_Dig_It_AlSun Jul 21 1996 12:205
    I'm Too InJured to Play Any_More.
    
    
    
      Crazy_Side_Lined_Al
1169.59My sister-in-law just got registered..8)POLAR::RENAUDPLuv's blind,Marriage's the I-openerSun Jul 21 1996 14:244
    I could send you a nurse.....
    
    Paully 8)
    
1169.60SCASS1::BARBER_ASpankyMon Jul 22 1996 12:351
    Rotate!
1169.61BUSY::SLABOUNTYErin go braghlessMon Jul 22 1996 12:414
    
    	You know, you people are going to irritate me enough that I'm
    	going to have to do something drastic in here.  8^)
    
1169.62POWDML::BUCKLEYValkyrie: The Joy of SixMon Jul 22 1996 13:141
    Oh, bugger off!
1169.63Spitting the dummyUNTADE::CLARKELike a Spider to a FlyMon Jul 22 1996 13:435
Hey Slab,

 Are you going to take the ball and go home?? ;-)

 Nic
1169.64SCASS1::BARBER_ASpankyMon Jul 22 1996 13:511
    dunk him!
1169.65BUSY::SLABOUNTYErotic NightmaresMon Jul 22 1996 13:525
    
    	RE: .63
    
    	No, I
    
1169.66BUSY::SLABOUNTYErotic NightmaresMon Jul 22 1996 13:523
    
    	think
    
1169.67BUSY::SLABOUNTYErotic NightmaresMon Jul 22 1996 13:523
    
    	I'll
    
1169.70That Was 'pril's!!WMOIS::MAZURKASon_Of_Dig_It_AlMon Jul 22 1996 16:051
    Scum_Bag!!!!       :_)
1169.72SCASS1::BARBER_ASpankyMon Jul 22 1996 16:247
    8(  Bummer of a hummer there, Shawneeboy.  You cheated, you're out!!
    
    Okay, everyone!  Are you in the game or not?  We've got a lot of work
    to do to get to .169!!  
    
    Who wants to take Shawn's place?  Let's just forget the fact that this 
    is his pool!!  8PpPPppPp
1169.74BRAT::JENNISONA Wild Eyed Child Of The SunMon Jul 22 1996 16:321
    um yea
1169.75SCASS1::BARBER_ASpankyMon Jul 22 1996 16:343
    This is fun.  
    
    teeheehee 8)
1169.76FABSIX::K_KAMAROnce Bitten,Twice ShyMon Jul 22 1996 16:3629
    
    
    Hey 'Pril...what's up wit da " Spanky " bit ????
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Ummm..nevermind....I don't think I wanna know....;-)
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
1169.77BRAT::JENNISONA Wild Eyed Child Of The SunMon Jul 22 1996 16:381
    yesh!
1169.78SCASS1::BARBER_ASpankyMon Jul 22 1996 16:423
    I happen to be a big fan of the 'Lil Rascals.
    
    Yes, that's it.
1169.79FABSIX::K_KAMAROnce Bitten,Twice ShyMon Jul 22 1996 16:472
    
    O Tay !!!!  I likes Buckwheat !!! ( But'whee')
1169.80BRAT::JENNISONA Wild Eyed Child Of The SunMon Jul 22 1996 16:571
    Darla was very talented....
1169.81BUSY::SLABOUNTYForeplay? What's that?Mon Jul 22 1996 16:596
    
    	She was a slut.
    
    	Why do you think Alfalfa and Buckwheat were always smiling ...
    	hmmm?
    
1169.82BRAT::JENNISONA Wild Eyed Child Of The SunMon Jul 22 1996 17:072
    ah-- nope... they were gay thats why SPanky was always doing that
    face thing.. 8)
1169.83FABSIX::K_KAMAROnce Bitten,Twice ShyMon Jul 22 1996 17:092
    
    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...I'm dyin' over here.....
1169.84WMOIS::MAZURKASon_Of_Dig_It_AlMon Jul 22 1996 17:101
1169.85say it aint so!!FABSIX::S_CHRISTIANMon Jul 22 1996 17:131
gay? maybe spanky but not alf
1169.86FABSIX::K_KAMAROnce Bitten,Twice ShyMon Jul 22 1996 17:411
    What was the dog's name ?   I forgot ?
1169.87DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!Mon Jul 22 1996 17:424
    
    
    	Pete?
    
1169.888@BRAT::JENNISONA Wild Eyed Child Of The SunMon Jul 22 1996 17:431
    PeteY
1169.89FABSIX::K_KAMAROnce Bitten,Twice ShyMon Jul 22 1996 17:4724
    Alfalfa had a very good singing voice......
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    NOT !!!!!  ;-)
1169.90WMOIS::MAZURKASon_Of_Dig_It_AlMon Jul 22 1996 18:296
1169.91POLAR::LYLEI will not abbrev.Tue Jul 23 1996 01:547
    
    Petey was the only one to wear make-up for the show....
    
    and yes, Darla was a slut.
    
    Dave
     
1169.92BRAT::JENNISONA Wild Eyed Child Of The SunTue Jul 23 1996 11:321
    NOPE.
1169.93BRAT::JENNISONA Wild Eyed Child Of The SunTue Jul 23 1996 11:321
    NOPE.
1169.94BRAT::JENNISONA Wild Eyed Child Of The SunTue Jul 23 1996 11:321
    NOPE.
1169.95FABSIX::K_KAMARWhip It GoodTue Jul 23 1996 12:062
    Actually, Darla was just a tease.....;-)
    
1169.96POWDML::BUCKLEYValkyrie: The Joy of SixTue Jul 23 1996 14:401
    Darla who?
1169.97BUSY::SLABOUNTYTo the Batmobile ... let's go!!!Tue Jul 23 1996 15:135
    
    	The Little Rascals' Darla.
    
    	Please try and follow along.  8^)
    
1169.98HOOPLE::FENNELLNothing is planned by the sea and the sandTue Jul 23 1996 15:201
Getting closer
1169.99yFABSIX::K_KAMARWhip It GoodTue Jul 23 1996 19:161
    Only 71 more to go. :-)
1169.100POLAR::RICHARDSONPerpetual GlennTue Jul 23 1996 19:201
    cent! tabarouette!
1169.101SCASS1::BARBER_Afollows instructionsTue Jul 23 1996 19:261
    eh?
1169.102BUSY::SLABOUNTYWe're not #1, but we're up thereTue Jul 23 1996 20:205
    
    	RE: Kit [.99]
    
    	New math?
    
1169.103FABSIX::K_KAMARWhip It GoodTue Jul 23 1996 20:355
    Oops !!!!!  Am I embarrassed...:-{
    
    I was subtracting 98 from 169....instead of 99 from 169.
    
    Sorry. :-{
1169.104BUSY::SLABOUNTYWe're not #1, but we're up thereTue Jul 23 1996 20:415
    
    	Well, at least you weren't subtracting 1 from 69.
    
    	I imagine it could be very boring that way.
    
1169.105FABSIX::K_KAMARWhip It GoodTue Jul 23 1996 20:534
    
    bwaaaaaaaahaaahahhahaaaahaa !!!!  :-)
    
    
1169.106EDWIN::HOOKERWed Jul 24 1996 13:3225
    Speakin of lil' Rascals here's a joke:
    
    School teacher was having a spelling bee and was calling
    on the kids to spell the word then use it in a sentence.
    
    Teacher:  Alfalfa, spell dictate and use it in a sentence.
    
    Alfalfa: ok..umm..d - i - k 
    
    Teacher: no..I'm sorry...let's see Spanky ? Can you spell dictate
    and use it in a sentence.
    
    Spanky: I think so...d - i - c - t - a - i
    
    Teacher: no...sorry..let's how about you Buckwheet ?  Can you do it ?
    
    (must say this the way Buckwheet would)
    Buckwheet: otay ! no poblem teach.  Dictate.  D - I - C - T - A - T -
    E.  Dictate.
    
    Teahcer: very good Buckwheet.  Now can you use it in a sentence ?
    
    Buckwheet: otay...Darla say she wikes da way my dictates wast night.
    
    Shane, who thinks it's funnier when you hear it 
1169.107Bub BYe....iiiiiiiSTRATA::LAMOTHEDon't Fear the Reaper's WifeWed Jul 24 1996 13:404
    
    Yeah...heh heh heh ....That Darla chic is Kool....heh heh heh
    
    
1169.108every single last one of em!POWDML::BUCKLEYValkyrie: The Joy of SixWed Jul 24 1996 16:501
    ALL of the little rascals sucked big time!!
1169.109;)BRAT::JENNISONA Wild Eyed Child Of The SunWed Jul 24 1996 16:521
    See what I was saying!
1169.110SCASS1::BARBER_Afollows instructionsWed Jul 24 1996 17:103
    Nothing like a little Buck 'tude to liven up the day.
    
    8)
1169.111POLAR::LYLEI won't torment the emotionally frailThu Jul 25 1996 01:583
    
    Funny joke Shane!!
    
1169.112-1POWDML::BUCKLEYValkyrie: The Joy of SixThu Jul 25 1996 18:091
    SNARF!
1169.113WMOIS::MAZURKASon_Of_Dig_It_AlTue Jul 30 1996 12:476
    I Think All Us Guys Should Chip_In and Send 'pril Some Money.
    I Mean,Her Not Bein Able to Buy New Lengerie is an Out_Right Travesty!!
    The Men_of_Texas Should not be Denied.
     If The Woman Could Send her A_Few Items that Would be Nice Too..
    
      Crazy_Say_It_Ain't_So_Al
1169.114SCASS1::BARBER_Afollows instructionsTue Jul 30 1996 12:491
    Any help would be much appreciated in this time of need.  8)
1169.115BUSY::SLABDon't drink the (toilet) water.Tue Jul 30 1996 13:1312
    
    	Lingerie just gets in the way.
    
    	Down with lingerie!!  [Hmmm, unintentional pun that will DEF-
    	INITELY remain here.]
    
    	You know what would be really clever?  A set of pantyhose that
    	are made out of condom material.  Think of the possibilities ...
    	you don't have to remove the pantyhose before intercourse, AND
    	you've got built-in STD and pregnancy protection!!  Who do I
    	call for a patent?
    
1169.69SCASS1::BARBER_Afollows instructionsTue Jul 30 1996 13:261
    double 69s are the best!  8)
1169.68BUSY::SLABDon't get even ... get odd!!Tue Jul 30 1996 13:395
    
    	do this and let April have the .*69
    
    	[With any luck, though, maybe she'll share it with me.]
    
1169.116SCASS1::BARBER_Afollows instructionsTue Jul 30 1996 13:423
    Thanks for the 69, Shawneeboy!  8) 8) 8)
    
    -1 Not a bad idea, except they'd probably be a real bitch to get on.  
1169.117KDX200::COOPERHe who laughs last, thinks slowestTue Jul 30 1996 13:443
    Latex and teeth don't mix.
    
    :-)
1169.118BUSY::SLABDon't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448Tue Jul 30 1996 14:356
    
    >Thanks for the 69, Shawneeboy!  8) 8) 8)
    
    
    	My pleasure.  And I mean that.  8^)