Conference napalm::heavy_metal

    I've only gotten about 5 replies.
    Come_On Folks...I'd like to hear from all The_Locals,The_Regulars,
    The Read_Onlys and all Ships Over_Seas.
    If you don't know how to Edit and Send this to me...Send me mail.
    
      Crazy_Al

    
    i wonder why he's only gotten 5 replies.....
    
    

    Dear Rob...
    I don't want you or Any_One to think I'm Doin this fer Me.Why The Fuck
    would I??   I'm doin it for The_File.
    
       Crazy_One_More_Week_Al

    Al,
    
    i think Rob was trying to imply that you've only received 5 replies
    because, well, frankly there are only about 5 people left noting 
    actively in this conference!!!  I don't believe he was putting a 
    personal bent on that remark...

    Rob...I don't mean Any_Thang Personal.I hope you know that...
    But BTW...yer Leadin in the BEAST POUSER category    :_)
    8 people have Voted.
    
    If Any_Body in here takes me too Serious...yer Crazy.
    
        Crazy_H_M_Al
    

    
    hmmm... wonder if ill get 'shortist' again....
    

    
    	Well, you DO look like a dwarf in most of the pictures I've
    	seen of you.
    
    	For a little better perspective, maybe you should have all
    	of your pictures taken with Ronnie James Dio.  Or Herve
    	Villechaize.
    
    	8^)
    
    							GTI
    

    
    anybody work near him?  swing by and give him a smack would ya?  
    

    
    	Sorry, but I'm ROLLING over here!!
    
    	8^)
    
    							GTI
    

    Dood - 
    
    You keep gettin' wider, and people'll think you're shorter.
    ;-)

    
    coop, you DIE for that one!
    

    *If* you can catch me...
    
    :-)
    
    Hey Boucher wants you to fix his pinball machine...

    
    whats wrong with it?  i need my exhaust fixed...  :')
    
    

    Heres The Results.Only 10 Voters.Wouldda been more interestin with more
    In_Put.But here We go.Winner's are in BOLD_Type with Honorable_Mentions
    Followin.I'm Puttin this in at Home Durin A Snow_Storm so if Any
    Yiddish Line_Noize Show's Up..Please Exscuse
  
   
    
    MUSIC_
    
    BEST ALBUM   DREAM THEATER"AWAKE".SoundGarden"SuperUnKnown".Crow
    SoundTrack.NIN"DownWard Spiral"
    BEST SONG  No Winner.DT"Silent Man",SG"Black_ole Sun".NIN"Closer,
             Nirvana"Rape Me",Henry Rollins Band"Ghost Rider"
                 Cry of Love"Too Cold in the Winter,Green Day"BasketCase",
                 Gilbey Clark"Tijuana Jail".
    
    BAND_OF_THE_YEAR    NIRVANA,dt,nin,aerosmith,soundgarden,cry of love.
    BEST SINGER         JAMES LaBRIE,chris cornell,jon secada,graham bonnet
    BEST GUITARIST    JOHN PETRUCCI,guy from Pantara,Clapton,kim thayil
                        jimmy page,micheal schenk,duke levine
    BEST DRUMMER        MIKE PORTNEY,tre cool scott  rockenfield,
                        cozy powell  And A_Few"Who Cares"
    BEST BASSIST        JOHN MYUNG(*sigh*),sicko from primus,dirnt,sting,
    BEAT CONCERTO       PINK FLOYD,john williams,soundgarden,rush,aero
    
    BEST VIDIO(SINGLE)  SOUNDGARDEN(2 fer Black hole sun.1 fer SpoonMan
                        green day"basket case,candlebox"only you".
                        
    BEST FULL_LENGHT VIDIO DT"LIVE IN TOKYO,"snow white does the dwarves
    BEST NEW BAND            GREENDAY,offspring,weezer
    WORST BAND           JACKYLjonbon jovi,nirvana,rem,bosstones
    COME_BACK OF THE YEAR    PLANT/PAGE,stones,punk_rock,madonna
    GOT WORSE              MOTLEY CRUE,aerosmith,tom jones,ac/dc,pouser
                            rock,pearl jam.
    BEST H_M NEWZ STORY      CURT COBAINS SUICIDE
                             (all who voted in this catagory agreed)
    VISUAL_
    
    BEST MOVIE               TRUE LIES,pet detective,clear and present
                             danger,frankenstein,the crow
    BEST ACTRESS             TIE.DEMI MOORE AND JAMIE LEE CURTIS
    BEST ACTOR             JOHN TRAVOLTA(PULP_FICTION)sean connery
                             brad pitt,woody,brandon lee,tom hanks
    BEST KILLIN IN A MOVIE capt.kirk gettin his,all the killin's in
                             Candyman or Natural born killers.
                             Frankenstein's Monster Offin Mrs.Frankenstein,
                             T_Bone's T_Bird Exsplodin,The Wolf.
    BEST T.V SHOW            melrose place,simpsons,mst_300,married with
                             children,dark shadow reruns,star trek NG,
                             mad about you,seinfeld,weather with al
    BEST CARTOON             BEVIS AND BUTTHEAD,bugs bunny,doug,duckman
                             the simpson
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
                             
    
                                           
    
    
    
    
    
                                
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
                          INTERMISSION
        Go grab A_Big Glass of MilK Or chase that Little Arab_Kid whos
        yappin about"A tee M...A tee M"and when you catch him..twirl
        his turbin fer me    
    
    
   
   
    
    
     
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    BEST T.V ACTRESS   CHRISTINE APPLEGATE,josie bissett,ellen degenert
                       helen h,connie chunhun,bugs_in_drag
    BEST T.V ACTOR     PATRICK STEWERT,bugs(*sigh*)o.j.
                       dude who plays george castanza,paul riser
    FUNNIEST T.V COMEDY  MARRIED WITH CHILDREN,seinfeld,kids in the hall,
                         o.j trail,and of course.....bugs
    FUNNIEST MOVIE COMEDY  Jim Carrey's movies sweep with The Mask,
                           Dumb and Dumber and Ace Ventura,waynes world II
    BEST MAGAZINE      ROLLING STONE,spin,playboy,hustler,si
    DUMBEST COMMERCIAL     DIGITAL(hell has our # indeed,any of them,
                           michelin tire with the babes,duracell's plastic
                           people,energizer_bunny,and any phone company
    
    HOTTEST BABE   PAMALA ANDERSON,sheryl crow,stephanie seymore,josie bassett
                   tia carerre,christine applegate
    BIGGEST STUD   BRAD PITT(and both voters had their wife's input)
                   dana carvey as Garthand, ofcourse many said"Me".
    BEST ACTION MOVIE  TRUE LIEs,clear and present danger,pulp_fiction.
    LAMEST MOVIE       LAST ACTION HERO,north,mixed nuts,beauty and the
                       beast,frankenstein
    FUGLIEST PERSON    TIE 2 f er ROSANNE BARR,2 fer DENNIS RODMAN,
                       michael jackson,lemmmick jagger
    NEWSWORTHEY DICK OF THE YEAR  The Politicians come in big with..
                     NEWT GINGRICH,al gore,clinton.e.kennedy
              
    BEST NEW CRISIS     THE REP'S TAKIN CONTROL OF CONGRESS/SENATE
                       susan(killed her own kids)smith,russian war,
                       plane crashes,o.j.
    
    BEST TALK SHOW HOST BILL MAHER,letterman,rikki lake,lowenbag,stern
    BEST VIDIO GAME      DOOM!,burn cyc,mortal combatt,wwf wrestlin.
    BEST BOOK YOU READ a brief history of time,the latest by Clancy,
                         better then sex,hustler,the vampire lestat,
                         nightmares and landscapes,the siege of darkness,
                         abnormal psychology and modern life.
    BEST MODEL           CINDY CRAWFORD,claudia schiffier,bowies wife,
                         stephanie seymore,liv tyler
                  
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
        NOTERS...
     
        FUNNIEST GH(GREG HOUSE),/k,gti
       BIGGES TROUBLE  MAKER   TIE(2 fer SAX and 2 fer BUCK),prc
    
  
    
    
    
    
    MOST INFORMATIVE   BUCK,allan star,crazy_al,gti,gh.
    BEST MUSICIAN      BUCK,db
    BEST HAIR          DUY/DAEMON LE/THE HARBRINGER OF DEATH_METAL!
                       ian,whitman
    PARTYER OF THE YEAR  ROB,barf_bag.
    ROOKIE OF THE YEAR   JEN(without A_Doubt),bob torren.
    BEST BASHER        /K,sax,gti
    MOST BASHED        SAX,prc,gti
    BEST FIGHT         /k vs. Mike Heiser(MIA),/k vs.Sax(Ian's Lunch bag)
    CALMEST          SUE J,jj,gh,mike heiser,crazy_al
    SHORTEST FUSE      PRC,/k,buck,crazy_al,buck,ian.
    BEST NICK_NAME    dogg,wierd_al(no_comment),whitferbrains,staynz
    BEST P_NAME       WHATS goin ON?!,thats ms. bitch to you. 
    NOTE OF THE YEAR  Some guy voted fer himself fer an accident in his
    truck.  
    MOST TECHNICALLY_WEENY  GTI,gh,jc,rob.
    DUMBEST THING YOU DID THIS YEAR   STAYED WITH DEC,read H_M,hurled.
    BEST THING THAT YOU DID THIS YEAR. HELP THE POOR,restore a 69 stang,
                                       ride alotta coasters,stayed with DEC
    KIM RUSSO MEMORIAL AWARD   Many of us were stumped but votes went to.. 
               
                               /k,jj.suej and gh
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
                                                                                         
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        sorry bout this folks..........whew.wheres that glass?
    
    
    
    
    
    
    BEST FOOD    PIZZA,mac and cheese,home_made chilli,lobstah and steamah's
    BEST BOOZE vo,barcardi,jd,jose cuervo,jb,allen's ginger brandy,vodka.
    BEST MIXED_DRINK. MIA TIA,margaritias,,mud_slides,fog_cutters
                         vodka and crannberiess,sex_on_the_beach
    BEST BEER    RED DOG,miller lite,pete's wicked ale,bud,lowenbrau_dark,
                 and would ya believe..rolling rock.
    BEST VEGGIE  3 WAY TIE.CORN,BROCOLLI,and POTATOES(is that a Veg?),
                 jalepeno pepperes,fresh_cut green_beans.
    WORST SMELLIN STUFF THAT TASTES GOOD.bee_hoon,indian food,poontang.
    BEST SOUP   NEW ENGLAND CHOWDA,french onion,progresso pasta_and_tomato,
    BEST PASTA_SAUSEragu home_style in a can,healthy choice,classico,
                      and one person likes his own while another enjoys
                      loves his wifes.   dig_it
    BEST ICE_CREAM    BEN AND JERRY'S,milky_way(dark),misssippi mud.
    BEST SODA         COKE(classic),squirt,moxie(try it with A_Dash of
                      milk_rum_and_ice)adirondack's rasberry ginger ale,
                      pepsie..asome_ones's got their orange_CrUsH*
    BEST NEW FOOD THAT YOU'VE TRIED LASTED_YEAR.BRICKOVEN OR PIZZARIA
                      UNO PIZZA,eggplant,sing_food.
    GROSSEST FOOD     LIVER,stuffed_dates,pekin_ravil,malaysian eggs.
    BEST UIT        BANANA,red apples,s,orange,kiwi,cherries.
    WORST HANGOVER    People seem to have different days fer these..
                      halloweenie_nite,fry_day,mun_day,any day or A-day
                      partyin with rob..
    WORST STUFF TO L  pizza,rigatoni,rice,pop_corn,spagetti,natchos.
    BEST BAR_FOOD        NATCHOS AND POP_CORN(is there A connection here?)
                         patatoe_skins,peanuts,beef_jerky,pizza.
    BEST CANDY       dirty_candy,nestle$100,000 bar,kit_ka,m&m's,hersheys
    BEST FAST_FOOD      ALL KINDAA PIZZA_JOINTS,Bertuccis,Pizza_Hut,Domio's
                        wendy's,burger king,big mac,taco bell
    BEST PIZZA          old_style italiano,veggie,meat_lovers,tombstone.
    
    BEST THING TO DO WITH A KIDNEY_BEAN  MAKE CHILI!,or you could shove_it,
                        fed it to the dog,lodge it in yer ear,or eat it.
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    And Last But Not Least..
    
    BEAST POUSER ROB,allan frisby... 
                                                                       

    Thanks for tallying all that up Al!  I know it must've taken a_while!
    
    What would H_M be without the awards?!
    
    Ken
    

    
    
     Gee, I did as good this year as last year !!!Nnyuck...Nnyuck...Nnyuck
    
    
    /Sax
    
    

    yup Sax...you did just as good this year, except for just missing the 
     Biggest Schmo Award......which of course went to GTI this
    year...;")...however,  if for some reason, he can't serve the full
    year, you, as first runner up may be called to serve........;'))...../k 

    
    	You mean I WON something?
    
    	And my mother told me I'd never amount to anything!!
    

    
    **ROOKIE OF THE YEAR   JEN(without A_Doubt),bob torren.
    
    Wow!  This is really a step up for me.  I'm usually referred 
    to as JEN(without A_CLUE)  :^)
    
    And I love the athletic slant of the category name....might even fool
    someone (who doesn't know me) into thinking I'm coordinated enough to
    play sports! :)
    
    graciously-yours,
    /jen
    

    
    
    Thanks karen, !!!
    
      Actually I'll let shawn have the sole duty on that award....Cause
    I Won
    
      Best Note award....!!!    That was a dirty and disgusting story, but
    Wicked Funny !!!....not to mention TRUE....and very messy to clean
    up...although it was pretty easy, just threw all my clothes outside,
    let them air out a bit, then threw them in someones dumpster...
    
      Actually letting the clohes air out a bit didn't help Much !  :-)
    
    /Sax
    
       

    ..re: -1....sax..you're the only one who remembers anything you say...
    which, i imagine, is pretty much the norm for most humans you've tried
    to contact.......................;')......................../k

    I cant believe that I didnt even read these ! AH Must have been 
    busy collecting my brain cells!
    
    sueJ