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Conference napalm::heavy_metal

Title:HEAVY_METAL - Talent Round-Up DayDay
Notice:Rules-2.*,Directory-7.*,Roster-3.*,Garbage-99.*
Moderator:BUSY::SLABB
Created:Thu May 05 1988
Last Modified:Fri Jun 06 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:1238
Total number of notes:65616

1203.0. "1996 H_M AWARDS!" by WMOIS::MAZURKA (Son_Of_Dig_It_Al) Thu Dec 26 1996 17:09

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1203.1May I Have the Envelope Please...LUDWIG::EMCGREWFri Dec 27 1996 20:0177
1203.1CHEFS::PERKINSPCooks do thatSat Dec 28 1996 14:115
1203.2Maybe Next_Year. :_)WMOIS::MAZURKASon_Of_Dig_It_AlSun Dec 29 1996 13:155
1203.3it's actually its own languageARDC00::MINARDIMon Dec 30 1996 09:044
1203.4BRAT::JENNISONAngels Guide Me From The CloudsMon Dec 30 1996 12:041
1203.5Moving right along.POLAR::TYSICKNever enough time to heal.Mon Dec 30 1996 14:383
1203.6Hookt on foniks werkt 4 me!ICS::CLELANDMon Dec 30 1996 16:434
1203.7Fer $20 You Can Buy The Set_Of_Tapes.WMOIS::MAZURKASon_Of_Dig_It_AlMon Dec 30 1996 16:518
1203.8The NutcrackerICS::CLELANDTue Dec 31 1996 12:135
1203.9The_More_The_MerrierWMOIS::MAZURKASon_Of_Dig_It_AlWed Jan 08 1997 20:0211
1203.10it is on my 'to do' list though!AKOMI2::OROURKEY did U come down to a world so cold?Wed Jan 08 1997 21:247
1203.11Help?POLAR::TYSICKCowboyknockedoffhighhorsebyPantherThu Jan 09 1997 11:167
1203.12WMOIS::MAZURKASon_Of_Dig_It_AlThu Jan 09 1997 11:395
1203.13Getting warmer?POLAR::TYSICKCowboyknockedoffhighhorsebyPantherThu Jan 09 1997 12:005
1203.14CADSYS::FENNELLNothing is planned by the sea and the sandThu Jan 09 1997 12:011
1203.15awww, ruined it by giving it to him to easily!SUBSYS::MSOUCYMentalmETALMikeThu Jan 09 1997 12:127
1203.16ARRRGH!!!!!!He SAID IT!!!!!!WMOIS::MAZURKASon_Of_Dig_It_AlThu Jan 09 1997 12:131
1203.17Just like on wheel of fortune eh?POLAR::TYSICKCowboyknockedoffhighhorsebyPantherThu Jan 09 1997 12:229
1203.18SCAMP::JENNISONAngels Guide Me From The CloudsThu Jan 09 1997 12:482
1203.19SUBPAC::GOLDIEResident AlienThu Jan 09 1997 12:575
1203.20PATE::SCHIAVONEYou're number is my numberThu Jan 09 1997 13:522
1203.21BUSY::SLABCatch you later!!Thu Jan 09 1997 14:377
1203.22\SUBPAC::GOLDIEResident AlienThu Jan 09 1997 14:494
1203.23Uh,... My dog ate my homeworkBSS::MANTHEIMy wife is jealous of MS.DOSThu Jan 09 1997 15:055
1203.24Last_CallWMOIS::MAZURKASon_Of_Dig_It_AlFri Jan 24 1997 08:414
    I'll Be Tallyin Em Up Next Wednes_Day.
    
    
       Crazy_Get_In_There_Al
1203.25No restraining order necessary!POLAR::TYSICKsee you auntieFri Jan 24 1997 09:3510
    
    Eh Crazy_Al,
    
    	How the hell do I send my info to ya?  I tried doing the "MAIL>"
    thing but that ain't workin'! (or I'm not doin' it right?)  So can ya
    send me you e-mail adress?  I swear not to abuse it!  [^;=
    
    Thanks if ya can,
    
    	J
1203.26If This Don't Work,Let Me Know.WMOIS::MAZURKASon_Of_Dig_It_AlSat Jan 25 1997 13:4016
    To All Who Might be Askin...Try This....
    
       Go to The Base_Note(1203)
    Type    EXT AWARD.TXT
    Then get Back to yer Prompt and Type      EDIT AWARD.TXT
    At The *  Type   C
    
    Move ARound With The Arrows and Place Yer Votes..
    When Finished Do A C/Z
    At The *  Type   EX
    
    Go Back to yer Prompt and Type    MAIL AWARD.TXT    (return)
    To     WMOIS::MAZURKA
    
    
      Crazy_Not_A_Techno_Weenie_But_This_WOrks_Fer_Me_Al  :_)
1203.27PROTO2::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Wed Feb 05 1997 12:534
    
    
    	Al, where the heck are the results?!  It's February already!  =)
    
1203.28BUSY::SLABAll the leaves are brownWed Feb 05 1997 13:033
    
    	And darn near time to start taking votes for the '97 awards!!
    
1203.29Wheres Me Whip?The Lions Are Gettin_Hungry!WMOIS::MAZURKASon_Of_Dig_It_AlWed Feb 05 1997 19:026
    All_Right,I Can Take A Hint! 
     I Have Print_Outs of Every_One's Votes.(Those That Voted that is)
       Now I Just Gotta Match em Together and Post it.
    
    
      Crazy_Good_Turn_Out_This_Year_Al
1203.30*ping*POWDML::BUCKLEYMon Feb 10 1997 15:431
    
1203.31-< *pong* >BSS::MANTHEIMy wife is jealous of MS.DOSMon Feb 10 1997 18:071
    
1203.32WMOIS::MAZURKASon_Of_Dig_It_AlTue Feb 11 1997 09:284
    I Got em Done.Will Post To_Nite.
    
    
       Crazy_Some_Of_You_People_Are_OUT_There_Al
1203.33BRAT::JENNISONAngels Guide Me From The CloudsTue Feb 11 1997 09:521
    The Truth Is Out THere..
1203.34POWDML::BUCKLEYTue Feb 11 1997 09:541
    ...and the winner is?
1203.35BRAT::JENNISONAngels Guide Me From The CloudsTue Feb 11 1997 09:572
    
    YOU!
1203.36POWDML::BUCKLEYTue Feb 11 1997 10:131
    for Calmest Noter?
1203.378)BRAT::JENNISONAngels Guide Me From The CloudsTue Feb 11 1997 10:251
    The Best - The Absolute Best,,,,,
1203.38DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Tue Feb 11 1997 10:307
    
    
    	re: .32
    
    	Crazy_Some_Of_You_People_Are_OUT_There_Al
    	>> you're *just* now realizing this?!  =)
    
1203.39the home of "your" so vein!POWDML::BUCKLEYTue Feb 11 1997 11:084
    re: Judy
    
    Impressive use of the word you're in -1 ... I mean, this IS
    H_M!  8^)
1203.40The Dr. is "out".BSS::MANTHEIMy wife is jealous of MS.DOSTue Feb 11 1997 14:409
    HM Noters:
    The few
    The proud
    The deranged.
    
    Speaking of "out there" does anyone else answer the question "Is there
    anybody out there" when Pink Floyd asks it on "The Wall"?
    
    Mike  -I can't tell you what I'm on, but I'll share.
1203.41ResultsWMOIS::MAZURKASon_Of_Dig_It_AlTue Feb 11 1997 16:44105
    If You'd Like to Partake in This Annual_Servay...Extract/Edit it and
    E_Mail it to Me.You Have untill The End Of January to Vote.Remember
    that All Catagories Pertain to Thangs that Happened in 1996.Have_Fun!
    
    Thanx to all 16 People who Voted.Best Turn_Out in Years.
    The Winners are..
    MUSIC
    ------
    BEST ALBUM  Mellon Collie and The Infinie Sadness/Smashing Pumpkins
    BEST SONG   More Human Than Human/White Zombie
    BAND OF THE YEAR   KoRn
    BEST SINGER   Chris Cornrll/SoundGarden
    BEST GUITARIST  John Petrucci/Dream Theater
    BEST BASSIST  (Tie)Vic Wooten/Dregs and John Myung/Dream Theater
    BEST KEYBOARD PLAYER  Jordan Rhudess/Dream Theater
    BEST PERCUSSIONIST   Mike Portnoy/Dream Theater
    BEST OTHER INSTRAMENT   Skin/Bag_Pipes/Guy From KoRn
    BEST CONCERT    Dream Theater
    BEST NEW BAND   Garbage
    WORST NEW BAND  (Tie)Marilyn Manson and "No Doubt"
    BEST VIDIO      Stinkfist/Tool
    MOST BOGUS VIDIO  All Three Marilyn Manson Vidios
    COME BACK OF THE YEAR   Kizz
    GOT WORST/SOLD OUT   Metallica
    BEST H_M NEWZ STORY  Hagar/Roth/Cherone Van Halen Mess
    
    
    VISUAL
    -------
    
    BEST MOVIE    The Rock
    BEST ACTOR    Mel Gibson
    WORST MOVIE   Cable Guy
    BEST ACTRESS  Wionna Ryder
    BEST KILLIN IN A MOVIE (Tie)Eraser(The Crocks),The
    Rock(Fence_Pole/Chemicals in The Mouth.)
    BEST T.V SHOW  X_Files
    BEST CARTOON   Bevis and ButtHead
    BEST T.V ACTOR  Micheal Richards/Kramer
    BEST T.V ACTRESS  Helen Hunt/Mad About You
    BEST MAGAZINE     Magazines Related to AutoMobiles
    BEST COMMERCIAL   Levis Wide_Leg(Tainted Love Song)
    DUMBEST COMMERCIAL Energizer_Bunny Hunters
    HOTTEST BABE  Sandra Bullock
    BIGGEST STUD  Mel Gibson(or a 2x4)
    NEWS WORTHY DICK OF THE YEAR  Newt Grigrich
    BEST NEW CRISIS  Church Burnings
    BEST TAWK SHOW   Letterman
    BEST VIDIO GAME  John Maddens FootBall
    BEST BOOK YOU READ  No Winner.Every_One Voted Differently
    
    TIMEOUT
    --------
    
    BEST FOOD   Italian
    BEST FAST_FOOD  Pizza
    BEST BEER   Petes Wicked Winter_Larger
    BEST MIXED_DRINK  Margarita
    BEST WINE  Paul Masson White Grenache
    BEST DISTILLED_SPIRTS  Vodka
    BEST BAR   T.T The Bears(Boston,Ma)
    BEST NIGHT_CLUB  The Gardens(Colorado Springs)
    BEST SODA  Coca Cola
    BEST ICE_CREAM  All Kinds of Chocolate
    GROSSEST FOOD   Tofo/Thai
    BEST FRUIT  (Tie)Oranges_And_Apples
    BEST VEGGIE  Brocolli  (Some_One Voted fer Potato.HELLO!!!!)
    WORST HANGOVER  Rick Derringers Waist
    WORST THANG TO HURL  Pickled_Eggs(Ummmphh*)
    BEST CANDY  Licorice/Twizzlers
    BEST BAR FOODBEST PIZZA   Nachos/Pizza_Hut
    BEST THANG TO DO WITH AN ***_****** CD   Use it fer SkeetShooting,A
    Drink_Coaster,Trade it fer A Satriani CD,Not Listen to it,Play it,
    Smash it,Trade it fer A Dream Theater CD,Throw it,Use it as A
    Brake_Drum on yer Hundya,Shove it up Some_ones Arse.
    NOTERS
    
    MOST INFORMITIVE   The Slab_Ster
    FUNNIEST           Shane Hooker
    BIGGEST TROUBLE_MAKER  Buck
    BEST MUSICIAN          Dave Blickstein
    BEST HAIR     The HarBringer_Of_Doom...Daemon Le
    LUSH OF THE YEAR  Rob Rothberg
    ROOKIE OF THE YEAR   Mr.Tye_Stick
    BEST BASHER    (Tie)Buck and /k.....
    MOST BASHED    Buck
    BEST FIGHT     Buck/Jen/db on The EPP Stock_Battles
    CALMEST        /jen
    SHORTEST_FUSE  JJ
    BEST NICK_NAME   Whit_fer_Brains
    BEST P_NAME      Flock of Sigels(Lynne's)
    NOTE OF THE YEAR  1123.21
    MOST TECHNICALLY_WEENY Jeff Cooper
    DUMBEST THANG YOU READ IN HERE    Any_Thang by Sax(MIA)
    KIM RUSSO MEMORIAL AWARD.(GIVEN TO THE MOST UPBEAT PERSON)  /jen
    
    AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST...ARE ALL_tIME FAVORITE CATAGORIE..
    
    BEST POUSER..  Well,I Don't Know How you do it,Dude..But you Won Again.
    So Turn on A Big Fan And Look Right into it so That yer Hair is
    Flowing All_Over_The_Place...Then Be Like Maddona And Strike_That_Pose
    Because..       MR.JAMES WHITMAN    You Won by A Land_Slide.  :_)
    
     
    
1203.42Thanks for takin' the time for doing this Crazy_Al!POLAR::TYSICKBitemytongue&amp;swallowpride&amp;blood.Wed Feb 12 1997 09:409
    Rookie of the Year
    
    
    	I'd like to Thank Gawd, my Family, my Friends, my Dawg and most of
    all....my Fellow Noters!!!  (wipes tear away from eye, begins to blow
    kisses and waves in a manner that only Royalty could copy)
    
    
    	J
1203.43Repsonse from JimBIGQ::ZUIDEMAI sEe thE WoRld THRU blood SHot EYEsWed Feb 12 1997 10:2232
From:	CRL::"whitman@chopper.us.dg.com" "Jim Whitman" 12-FEB-1997 09:11:59.21
To:	"'One of These Days.......  12-Feb-1997 0829'" <bigq::zuidema>
CC:	
Subj:	RE: You Won!!



    Man,  what does a man have to do to get off of that poseur list!! ;')) 

    But thank you, thank you anyways..  Myself, along with my fellow colleagues
    (Brett Michaels, Vince Neil, Janie Lane, etc..) would like to thank all that
    voted for me..... (I've got all your names and I know where you live!!)

C'ya! 
Whit-

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1203.44DECWIN::JUDYThat's *Ms. Bitch* to you!!Wed Feb 12 1997 11:2312
    
    
    	Acceptance speech from Shane:
    
    	well tell them I'm sorry I couldn't be there to accept the award.
    That I'm currently on site working on a new movie...yada yada...
    they can talk to my publicists if they want a copy of my new
    how-to book "Even You Can Breed Rhino's"..oh and give them all
    an autographed photo...of me not the rhinos.
                                                                     
    And tell them I said hi.  ;)
                               
1203.45We Miss Him!BRAT::JENNISONAngels Guide Me From The CloudsWed Feb 12 1997 11:344
    Well you tell him the least he could have done
    was type the acceptance speech himself! 8|
    
    SueJ
1203.46POWDML::BUCKLEYWed Feb 12 1997 12:079
    _Al
    
    Methinks you were dyslexic when you compiled the results!  The
    noter awards should read:
    
    Biggest Trouble Maker:  Dave Blickstein
    Best Musician:  Bill Buckley
    
    8^)
1203.47KDX200::COOPERThere is no TRY - DO or DO NOT!Fri Feb 14 1997 19:082
    That isn't who I voted for Buck.  :-)
    
1203.48WMOIS::MAZURKASon_Of_Dig_It_AlSun Feb 16 1997 15:238
    It Was Close..
    BTW...THe Guy Who Won BEST OTHER INSTRUMENT is Jonathan
    Davis/Bag_Pipes from KoRn.
    
    
       Crazy_Life_Is_Just_So_Peachy_Al
    
    
1203.49BUSY::SLABA thousand pints of liteTue Feb 18 1997 14:3510
    
    	Hmmm, 12 of my choices ended up as winners.  Only 1 [Vic Wooten]
    	was musical in nature, though.
    
    
    	And over the course of about 3 years I've gone from funniest to
    	most informative.  But I'm not bitter ... that little guy deserved
    	the "funniest" award more than I did.  8^)  However, if Greg House
    	were still around I'd probably be a noter without an award.  8^)
    
1203.50Most use of a smiley face = ????POLAR::TYSICKChasing the tail of DogmaTue Feb 18 1997 15:417
    We could make up "Most Annoying Noter"?  [^;=
    
    
    Although I won't be eligible for "Rookie" next year so I better
    shaddup!
    
    	J
1203.518)BRAT::JENNISONAngels Guide Me From The CloudsTue Feb 18 1997 16:461
    J... Next year you will not be a Rookie-- Honey...
1203.52Lesson #63?POLAR::TYSICKChasing the tail of DogmaWed Feb 19 1997 10:003
    I know, but I will be eligble for "Most Annoying"!  [^8=
    
    	J "The Pest" Tysick
1203.53KELVIN::SIGELFlock of SigelsFri Mar 14 1997 13:483
    Thank you guys!
    
    Lynne leader of the flock:-)