Conference napalm::heavy_metal

    Shane got my vote for MOST TECHNICALLY_WEENIE this year

    Re: Buck
    
    You're just jealous cause mine is bigger...  ;)
    
    Shane, who thinks the best thing to do with an ABBA cd is play it
    when you want to kill the party

    The best TV host is...
    
    
    
    
    	Definitely Space Ghost
    
    No close second really...
    
    	db

    	Ummmmm, what do these mean?
    
    	BEAT CONCERTO ?
    	--> Someone who doesn't like classical music?
    
    	BEST VIDIO
    	--> Someone who likes Ronnie James ViDio?
    
    	BEST FULL_LENGHT VIDIO
    	--> Someone who like Ronnie James ViDio in German?
    
    	BEST PTER
    	--> Someone who likes the letter P?
    
    	NEWSWORTHEY DICK OF THE YEAR
    	--> Someone who wore the news? (News-wore-they?)
    
    	BEAST THING YOU DID THIS YEAR
    	--> Someone who likes to do Beasts? (wear your raincoat!)
    
    	BEST NEW FOOD THAT YOU'VE TRIED LASTED_YEAR
    	--> Food that lasted an entire year? (or came up one year later)
    
    	BEAST POUSER
    	--> Someone that likes to pose (pouse) as a beast?
    
    	Thank you, show resumes after the beast poses...

    re: .4
    
    The irony here is that I think that .4 may just BE a reasonable
    candidate for "Best note".
    
    Can the "best note" come from the "best" topic? 
    
    ;-)
    
    	db

    BEAT CONCERTO=Best Concert(Any_Type of Music)
    
    BEAST=Beast,Notorious..
    
    BEST PTER...Huh Huhh Huhh...He said"Pter"=What_Ever you Want.
    
    
      Crazy_Free_Catagorie_Al

    I was trying to make something out of those all night...
    
    Kev --
    

    >BEST KILLIN IN A MOVIE
    
    ANYTHING from Natural Born Killers, right MUFFY?

    Absolutely! ;)

    She Said The_Damn "A" Word!!!!!!!!!!!!

    For Those who Still Wanna Vote..I'll set This Satur_Nite as The
    Dead_Line.I'm Gonna Tally_Em_Up This Sun_Day.For those who have Voted..
    Thanx...You have been Counted..Fer Those who haven't..BE COUNTED!
    
      Crazy_Get_Off_Yer_Crack_And_Exspress_Yer_A$$_Al

    WHERE ARE THE RESULTS?!?!?

    I'm guessing that you got more than 3 responses this year???
    which would be what is causing the delay!  Judging from the flABBA
    file, there are enough of us here to make it a slower process.
    Call me psychic......but it's a feeling.
    
    (either that or you're just plain slow!!!)
    
    Paully

    Bite_Me ,Paully..  I'm Puttin em in Now.
    Yes..We had 15 Voters.That and Other_Shite Slowed me Down,=.
    
      Crazy_I_Am_A_Bit_Slow_TurTTle_Al     

 Hi Gang..
    Some of Youz Voted for Stuff that Related to Lasted_Year or This Year.
    I tried not to Apply Those.Thanx fer Votin.I Love you All.
 
     Winner in BOLD_PRINT,Honerable_Mention Follows..
           
    MUSIC_
    
    BEST ALBUM  VAN HALEN_BALENCE,live_throwing copper,ozzy_ozzmosis
    BEST SONG   BULLET WITH BUTTERFLY WINGS,you oughtta know
    
    BAND_OF_THE_YEAR SMASHING PUMPKINS,the tragigically hip,white zombie
    BEST SINGER  JAMES LaBRIE,alanis morrissette,layne staley
    BEST GUITARIST EVH,john murphy,zakk,morse,sch,petrucci
    BEST DRUMMER   MIKE PORTOY,alevh,john tempesta,carter beauuford,amimal
    BEST BASSIST   JOHN MYUNG,les claypool,victor wooten
    BEAT CONCERTO  NO WINNER_hottie,the hoard
    festival,dr.brewenheimerapalooza
    BEST VIDIO(SINGLE) I'LL STICK AROUND,butterfly wings,right now
    BEST FULL_LENGHT VIDIO TIE_HEKSENKETEL,TIME MAKING CHANGES,LIVE IN
    TOKYO
    BEST NEW BAND SILVERCHAIR,7mary3,korn,bush
    WORST BAND PRESIDENTS OF THE U.S,smashin pumpkins
    COME_BACK OF THE YEAR  KIZZ,vince neal,elvis
    GOT WORSE  DIAMOND DAVE,alice in chains,black crowes,extreme
    BEST H_M NEWZ STORY TOMMY LEE SHOWIN HIS TRUE COLORS BY MARRYIN PAMELA 
    (SILICON)ANDERSON.
    
    VISUAL_
    
    BEST MOVIE_BATMAN FOEVER,apollo 13,nobodys fool
    BEST ACTRESS_SANDRA BULLOCK,jodie foster,sharon stone
    BEST ACTOR_DeNIRO,hanks,pacino,ron silver
    BEST KILLIN IN A MOVI_DUDE CRUSHED BY TOWER IN GOLDENEYE,kiss of death
    BEST T.V SHOW_FRIENDS,law&order,melrose place
    BEST CARTOON_BUGS&FRIENDS,(Looney_Tunes)simpsons,bevis&butthead,space
    ghost
    BEST T.V ACTRESS_JENNIFER ANISTON,josie bissett,lisa kudrow
    BEST T.V ACTOTIM ALLEN,paul reiser,anthony edwards
    FUNNIEST T.V COMEDY TIE_FRIENDS/SEINFELD,home improvement
    FUNNIEST MOVIE COMEDY_TOMMY BOY,brady bunch,9 months
    BEST MAGAZINE_NO WINNER,PEOPLE,ROLLING STONE,GUITAR PLAYER,PLAY Y AND
    PLAY GIRL.
    DUMBEST COMMERCIAL_MENTHOS,jordons funiture,duracell
    HOTTEST BABE_JENNIFER ANISTON,helen hunt,some babe in the hlo cafe.
    BIGGEST STUD_NO WINNER_MEL GIBSON,BRAD PITT,GRANT SHOW,HASSELHOLF
    BEST PTER  _Nexted year this will mean BEST POSTER.
    BEST ACTION MOVITIE_GOLDENEYE/TRUE LIES,heat
    LAMEST MOVIE _NO WINNER_JOHNNY NMEMONIC,ACE VENTURA II,12 MONKEYS
    FUGLIEST PERSON_HOWARSTERN,sandra bernhardt,rocky dennis
    NEWSWORTHEY DICK OF THE YEAR_NEWT(the Anti_Christ)GINGRICH,oj,mark
    furman
    BEST NEW CRISIS_OKC BOMBING,goverment shutdown,domestic violence
    BEST TALK SHOW HOST_LETTERMAN,springer,(Face_Down)lake,brudvoy
    BEST VIDIO GANO WINNER_SEGA'S JOHN MADDENS' FOOTBALL,WIPEOUT
    VITUAL RACING,DOOM,WOLFENSTIEN
    BEST BOOK YOU READ_NO WINNER_PRIVATE PARTS,THE LIFES&TIMES OF GILLES
    VILLENEUVE,INSOMNIA
    BEST MODEL_TIE_ELLE MaCPHERSON/LIV TYLER,kate moss,rachel hunter
    
    NOTERS_
    
    FUNNIEST_SHANE(land_Slide),Ian,Crazy_Al,/k,gti
    BIGGEST TROUBLE MAKER_BUCK,gti,sax
    MOST INFORMATIVE_/JEN,pete levine,buck,gti
    BEST MUSICIAN_BUCK(run_away)shane,-kev
    BEST HAIR_DUY,DAEMON,DLE,whitflip
    PARTYER OF THE YEAR_ROB ROTHBERG,bobby t.(a man has to know his
    limitations)
    ROOKIE OF THE YEAR_SHANE HOOKER(With_Out_A_Doubt),lynne sigel,paully
    BEST BASHER_/K(take_er_away),buck,gti
    MOST BASHED_TIE_JJ/GTI,sax,gti,mickey heiser(mia)
    BEST FIGHT_ABBA(trash_or_class),buck&db over what Blue Steel members
    might have said about gettin paid,/k......take on any_one.
    CALMEST_/JEN,(many voted for them_selfs)
    SHORTEST FUSE_BUCK,/k,jj,db
    BEST NICK_NAME_WHITferBRAINS(land_Slide)
    BEST P_NAME_HUMPTY WAS PUSHED,thats ms.bitch to you,erin go baughless
    NOTE OF THE YEAR_1090.9,abba debate
    MOST TECHNICALLY_WEENYCOOP,gti,ks/
    DUMBEST THING YOU DID THIS YEAR_GOT LOCKED IN A BATHROOM,lost a good
    girl,dated losers,danced to disco,
    BEAST THING YOU DID THIS YEAR_TIE_TOOK A DIVE(both),got a new
    job,bought a house,new so
    KIM RUSSO MEMORIAL AWARD(Given to the Most Up_Beat Person in H_M Notes)
      TIE_SUEJ//JEN.    
    COMSUMPTION_
    
    BEST FOOD_TIE_MEXICAN/ITALIAN,tapenyki,nacho grande,shrimp,hopps
    BEST BOOZE_NO WINNER_JD,CROWN ROYALE,6X
    ALE,ZAMBOOKA,BUTTER_SCOTCH_LIQUER,CAPT.MORGAN RUM,TAKILLYA.
    BEST MID DRINK_MAI TAI,kahulua,sombrero,midori_sour,tanqueray&tonic
    marguaritas'''
    BEST BEER_BUD,coors x_tra gold&light,killians,sam adamas,wachusett_ipa,
    molson_ice
    BEST VEGGIE_KORN,broccoli,cucumbers
    WORST SMELLIN STUFF THAT TASTES
    GOOD_quacamolee,galic,mex_food,humble_pie
    BEST SOUPCAMPBELLS CHIX_AND_RICE,chins' hot&sour,chix_minestrone
    BEST PASTA_SAUSE_PESTO ALFREDO,paul neumans' sook_a_rooni_sauce
    BEST ICE_CREAM_BEN&JERRY GARCIAS'/CHERRY/DOUBLE_CHOCO_DIP,cookie_dough
    and chunky monkey.
    
    BEST SODA_COKE,mountain_dew,schweppes,pepsi,a&w,dr.pepper,birch_beer
    BEST NEW FOOD THAT YOU'VE TRIED LASTED_YEAR_NO WINNER_CAJUN,LOCKS,
    HUMIS,HUNAN_BEEF
    GROSSEST FOOD_NO WINNER_SQUASH,SHROOMS,SPROUTS,DIRTY_RICE,GAFILTAFISH
    BEST FRUIT(People Not Allowed)_3_WAY TIE_ORANGES,KIWI&WATERMELON.
    WORST HANGOVENO WINNER(tho some people remember have a_ruff day
    after their 21 and 25th B_Day)b52's,copperfields',takillya
    WORST STUFF TO
    HURL_NACHOS/DORRITOS,pasta,fries,pure_alcohol,barbed_wire
    BEST BAR_FOOD_ATOMIC POP_CORN,nachos,pickled_eggs,Potatoe_skins
    BEST CANDY_STARBRIGHT MINTS,sky bars,3 musketeers,skittles
    BEST FAST_FOOD_TACO_HELL,wendys',churros',d_out_pizza,happy_meals
    BEST PIZZA_NO WINNER.too many to list.Guess we all like em Our way.:_)
    BEST THING TO DO WITHN ABBA CD_YOU BE THE JUDGE_
    listen to it,play it,play it loud,use it as coal at x_mass time,recycle
    it,whack_off to it,put an m_80 into the middle of it,chew on it,play
    it repeatedly for they are the most up_beat band in the world!??
    
    
    And Last But Not Least..
    
    BEAST POUSER_WHITPOSE,sax,gti
    
    
    Crazy_Till_Next_Year________Rock_On_Al

    
    	Good job, Al!!
    
    	How'd I get an honorable mention for best poseur, and techoweenie?
    
    	8^)
    

    Great job, _Al ... many of those had me ROLLIN!!!
    
    I love it -- Smashing Pumpkins, voted Best Band of the Year and Worst
    Band of the Year ... YOU figure it out?!
    
    I also like how Duy got Best Hair over Whitforbrains but Whit still
    walked away with Best Posuer!!  Wagagagagaga...

    Man!  I forgot to vote!

    Don't Pout,Dear..
    If there was A Catagory fer COME_BACK NOTER OF THE YEARI'm Sure
    you wouldda won. :_)
    
    
      As us Red_Sox fans say..
    
        Crazy_Theres_Always_Nexted_Year_Al!!
    

    
    
    	Honorable mentions for most bashed and shortest fuse huh?  =)
    

    I'd like to thank the academy, my dad who always beleived that my
    bad conduct grades in school would pay off some day, my mom who
    nurtured my delinquent habits, and last but not least all you voters
    who without you ...umm...uh...I guess no one would have voted ? 
    ...umm...huh huh... <scratch>
    
    Shane, who is teary eyed                                       

    That's ok, Judy, at least you didn't take first place (like me!).
    
    *^)

    Hey Judy!
    
    I resemble that remark...
    
    ;)

    Thanks for voting me rookie of the year, I will place the award on my
    mantle ;-)

    I just wanna know one thing...
    
    Who in hell would 'whackoff' to ABBA?
    
    Nevermind, I think I know...

    Stop thinking it's me, cuz it ain't!!

    
    
    
    I AM THE BEAST POSUER!! and don't forget it.. What is a Beast Posuer?
    One who poses like a beast? With a beast? (don't go there!) 
    
    Whit-

    
    	RE: .25
    
    	Not me either, I said something like "play it repeatedly".
    

    I Can Not Tell who it was...But
    
     Crazy_You_Know_Who_You_Are_Al    :_)

    
    
      Thanks to All who voted for me....  :-)
    
       Crazy_I_coulda_beat_her_with_my_Sax