| Heres The Results.Only 10 Voters.Wouldda been more interestin with more
In_Put.But here We go.Winner's are in BOLD_Type with Honorable_Mentions
Followin.I'm Puttin this in at Home Durin A Snow_Storm so if Any
Yiddish Line_Noize Show's Up..Please Exscuse
MUSIC_
BEST ALBUM DREAM THEATER"AWAKE".SoundGarden"SuperUnKnown".Crow
SoundTrack.NIN"DownWard Spiral"
BEST SONG No Winner.DT"Silent Man",SG"Black_ole Sun".NIN"Closer,
Nirvana"Rape Me",Henry Rollins Band"Ghost Rider"
Cry of Love"Too Cold in the Winter,Green Day"BasketCase",
Gilbey Clark"Tijuana Jail".
BAND_OF_THE_YEAR NIRVANA,dt,nin,aerosmith,soundgarden,cry of love.
BEST SINGER JAMES LaBRIE,chris cornell,jon secada,graham bonnet
BEST GUITARIST JOHN PETRUCCI,guy from Pantara,Clapton,kim thayil
jimmy page,micheal schenk,duke levine
BEST DRUMMER MIKE PORTNEY,tre cool scott rockenfield,
cozy powell And A_Few"Who Cares"
BEST BASSIST JOHN MYUNG(*sigh*),sicko from primus,dirnt,sting,
BEAT CONCERTO PINK FLOYD,john williams,soundgarden,rush,aero
BEST VIDIO(SINGLE) SOUNDGARDEN(2 fer Black hole sun.1 fer SpoonMan
green day"basket case,candlebox"only you".
BEST FULL_LENGHT VIDIO DT"LIVE IN TOKYO,"snow white does the dwarves
BEST NEW BAND GREENDAY,offspring,weezer
WORST BAND JACKYLjonbon jovi,nirvana,rem,bosstones
COME_BACK OF THE YEAR PLANT/PAGE,stones,punk_rock,madonna
GOT WORSE MOTLEY CRUE,aerosmith,tom jones,ac/dc,pouser
rock,pearl jam.
BEST H_M NEWZ STORY CURT COBAINS SUICIDE
(all who voted in this catagory agreed)
VISUAL_
BEST MOVIE TRUE LIES,pet detective,clear and present
danger,frankenstein,the crow
BEST ACTRESS TIE.DEMI MOORE AND JAMIE LEE CURTIS
BEST ACTOR JOHN TRAVOLTA(PULP_FICTION)sean connery
brad pitt,woody,brandon lee,tom hanks
BEST KILLIN IN A MOVIE capt.kirk gettin his,all the killin's in
Candyman or Natural born killers.
Frankenstein's Monster Offin Mrs.Frankenstein,
T_Bone's T_Bird Exsplodin,The Wolf.
BEST T.V SHOW melrose place,simpsons,mst_300,married with
children,dark shadow reruns,star trek NG,
mad about you,seinfeld,weather with al
BEST CARTOON BEVIS AND BUTTHEAD,bugs bunny,doug,duckman
the simpson
INTERMISSION
Go grab A_Big Glass of MilK Or chase that Little Arab_Kid whos
yappin about"A tee M...A tee M"and when you catch him..twirl
his turbin fer me
BEST T.V ACTRESS CHRISTINE APPLEGATE,josie bissett,ellen degenert
helen h,connie chunhun,bugs_in_drag
BEST T.V ACTOR PATRICK STEWERT,bugs(*sigh*)o.j.
dude who plays george castanza,paul riser
FUNNIEST T.V COMEDY MARRIED WITH CHILDREN,seinfeld,kids in the hall,
o.j trail,and of course.....bugs
FUNNIEST MOVIE COMEDY Jim Carrey's movies sweep with The Mask,
Dumb and Dumber and Ace Ventura,waynes world II
BEST MAGAZINE ROLLING STONE,spin,playboy,hustler,si
DUMBEST COMMERCIAL DIGITAL(hell has our # indeed,any of them,
michelin tire with the babes,duracell's plastic
people,energizer_bunny,and any phone company
HOTTEST BABE PAMALA ANDERSON,sheryl crow,stephanie seymore,josie bassett
tia carerre,christine applegate
BIGGEST STUD BRAD PITT(and both voters had their wife's input)
dana carvey as Garthand, ofcourse many said"Me".
BEST ACTION MOVIE TRUE LIEs,clear and present danger,pulp_fiction.
LAMEST MOVIE LAST ACTION HERO,north,mixed nuts,beauty and the
beast,frankenstein
FUGLIEST PERSON TIE 2 f er ROSANNE BARR,2 fer DENNIS RODMAN,
michael jackson,lemmmick jagger
NEWSWORTHEY DICK OF THE YEAR The Politicians come in big with..
NEWT GINGRICH,al gore,clinton.e.kennedy
BEST NEW CRISIS THE REP'S TAKIN CONTROL OF CONGRESS/SENATE
susan(killed her own kids)smith,russian war,
plane crashes,o.j.
BEST TALK SHOW HOST BILL MAHER,letterman,rikki lake,lowenbag,stern
BEST VIDIO GAME DOOM!,burn cyc,mortal combatt,wwf wrestlin.
BEST BOOK YOU READ a brief history of time,the latest by Clancy,
better then sex,hustler,the vampire lestat,
nightmares and landscapes,the siege of darkness,
abnormal psychology and modern life.
BEST MODEL CINDY CRAWFORD,claudia schiffier,bowies wife,
stephanie seymore,liv tyler
NOTERS...
FUNNIEST GH(GREG HOUSE),/k,gti
BIGGES TROUBLE MAKER TIE(2 fer SAX and 2 fer BUCK),prc
MOST INFORMATIVE BUCK,allan star,crazy_al,gti,gh.
BEST MUSICIAN BUCK,db
BEST HAIR DUY/DAEMON LE/THE HARBRINGER OF DEATH_METAL!
ian,whitman
PARTYER OF THE YEAR ROB,barf_bag.
ROOKIE OF THE YEAR JEN(without A_Doubt),bob torren.
BEST BASHER /K,sax,gti
MOST BASHED SAX,prc,gti
BEST FIGHT /k vs. Mike Heiser(MIA),/k vs.Sax(Ian's Lunch bag)
CALMEST SUE J,jj,gh,mike heiser,crazy_al
SHORTEST FUSE PRC,/k,buck,crazy_al,buck,ian.
BEST NICK_NAME dogg,wierd_al(no_comment),whitferbrains,staynz
BEST P_NAME WHATS goin ON?!,thats ms. bitch to you.
NOTE OF THE YEAR Some guy voted fer himself fer an accident in his
truck.
MOST TECHNICALLY_WEENY GTI,gh,jc,rob.
DUMBEST THING YOU DID THIS YEAR STAYED WITH DEC,read H_M,hurled.
BEST THING THAT YOU DID THIS YEAR. HELP THE POOR,restore a 69 stang,
ride alotta coasters,stayed with DEC
KIM RUSSO MEMORIAL AWARD Many of us were stumped but votes went to..
/k,jj.suej and gh
COMSUMPTION_
sorry bout this folks..........whew.wheres that glass?
BEST FOOD PIZZA,mac and cheese,home_made chilli,lobstah and steamah's
BEST BOOZE vo,barcardi,jd,jose cuervo,jb,allen's ginger brandy,vodka.
BEST MIXED_DRINK. MIA TIA,margaritias,,mud_slides,fog_cutters
vodka and crannberiess,sex_on_the_beach
BEST BEER RED DOG,miller lite,pete's wicked ale,bud,lowenbrau_dark,
and would ya believe..rolling rock.
BEST VEGGIE 3 WAY TIE.CORN,BROCOLLI,and POTATOES(is that a Veg?),
jalepeno pepperes,fresh_cut green_beans.
WORST SMELLIN STUFF THAT TASTES GOOD.bee_hoon,indian food,poontang.
BEST SOUP NEW ENGLAND CHOWDA,french onion,progresso pasta_and_tomato,
BEST PASTA_SAUSEragu home_style in a can,healthy choice,classico,
and one person likes his own while another enjoys
loves his wifes. dig_it
BEST ICE_CREAM BEN AND JERRY'S,milky_way(dark),misssippi mud.
BEST SODA COKE(classic),squirt,moxie(try it with A_Dash of
milk_rum_and_ice)adirondack's rasberry ginger ale,
pepsie..asome_ones's got their orange_CrUsH*
BEST NEW FOOD THAT YOU'VE TRIED LASTED_YEAR.BRICKOVEN OR PIZZARIA
UNO PIZZA,eggplant,sing_food.
GROSSEST FOOD LIVER,stuffed_dates,pekin_ravil,malaysian eggs.
BEST UIT BANANA,red apples,s,orange,kiwi,cherries.
WORST HANGOVER People seem to have different days fer these..
halloweenie_nite,fry_day,mun_day,any day or A-day
partyin with rob..
WORST STUFF TO L pizza,rigatoni,rice,pop_corn,spagetti,natchos.
BEST BAR_FOOD NATCHOS AND POP_CORN(is there A connection here?)
patatoe_skins,peanuts,beef_jerky,pizza.
BEST CANDY dirty_candy,nestle$100,000 bar,kit_ka,m&m's,hersheys
BEST FAST_FOOD ALL KINDAA PIZZA_JOINTS,Bertuccis,Pizza_Hut,Domio's
wendy's,burger king,big mac,taco bell
BEST PIZZA old_style italiano,veggie,meat_lovers,tombstone.
BEST THING TO DO WITH A KIDNEY_BEAN MAKE CHILI!,or you could shove_it,
fed it to the dog,lodge it in yer ear,or eat it.
And Last But Not Least..
BEAST POUSER ROB,allan frisby...
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