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Conference 7.286::sports_91

Title:CAM::SPORTS -- Digital's Daily Sports Tabloid
Notice:This file has been archived. New notes to CAM3::SPORTS.
Moderator:CAM3::WAY
Created:Fri Dec 21 1990
Last Modified:Mon Nov 01 1993
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:290
Total number of notes:84103

252.0. "The Little Boys Note" by SHALOT::MEDVID (twisting in the water) Thu Apr 02 1992 20:00

    
    For Kevin Farley and ROD's
    
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252.1CELTIK::JACOBOn the trail of SveltThu Apr 02 1992 20:024
    Roooooooooooooooooooooooollward, --dan'l.
    
    JaKe
    
252.2Get out of *MY* note JaKe!!!!!! Grrrrrr7389::FARLEYSon,you can make hundreds o'dollars...Thu Apr 02 1992 20:321
    
252.3Looking for my note...SASE::SZABOFrank Way is the write-in way!Mon Apr 06 1992 12:065
252.4SHALOT::MEDVIDit's just the way i smile, you saidMon Apr 06 1992 12:147
252.5FSOA::JRODOPOULOSIntl. Business SupportMon Apr 06 1992 16:224
    What is the height and weight limit for someone wanting to be a part of this
    club ?
    
    John "D Cowboys" R.
252.6Not enough Slim Jimz?SCHOOL::RIEUSupport DCU Petition CandidatesMon Apr 06 1992 16:304
       Speaking of little guyz, Slasher tells me the Ultimate Warrior is
    off the juice and is a shadow a his former self. Is it really true he
    cain go shopping with Kev now?
                                       Denny 8^)
252.7SASE::SZABOFrank Way is the write-in way!Mon Apr 06 1992 16:507
    Stop pickin' on Po' Kev, people.  He has a tough enough time convincing
    his 8 year old boy that the Masters of the Universe underwear are 
    really dad's...  :-)
    
    Hawk
    
    
252.8should be intuituvely obvious.....7389::FARLEYSon,you can make hundreds o'dollars...Mon Apr 06 1992 18:3916
    
    single most important question to answer if'n one wants to qualify
    for this note -
    
    
    
    
    	Do crowded elevators smell differently to you?
    
    
    ;^)
    
    I remain,
    pinchin my nose.....
    Kev
    
252.9I's a tweener!CTHQ2::LEARYBobHunt,David Copperfield of ::SPORTSMon Apr 06 1992 18:525
    Hey,
    does 5'8, 160 or so disqualfy me ( I hope)??
    
    MikeL
    
252.10Just because my nose glows, why don't I fit in?USCTR2::NAHEARNMon Apr 06 1992 19:438
    MikeL,
    
    If'n you're a tweener....then I'm definately in limbo...I don't think I
    belong in the same class as the ultra-heavyweights...but 5'11", 205
    definately puts me out of the boys' regular section!!!
    
    
    Nelly
252.11CTHQ2::LEARYBobHunt,David Copperfield of ::SPORTSMon Apr 06 1992 19:517
    Dang Nelly,
    You sound like a candidate fer a rugby hooker! Watch out, 'Saw and
    Mac will be out recruitin' ya, seein' as they probably trying to
    recruit the bigboys already!
    
    MikeL
    
252.12TNPUBS::MCCULLOUGHLindsey's gonna be a sister!!!Tue Apr 07 1992 19:205
Don't get us little guys mad - we'll jump up  and kick you in the knee...

=Bob=

5'7", 137
252.13hit 'em high, hit 'em low!7389::FARLEYSon,you can make hundreds o'dollars...Wed Apr 08 1992 12:366
    Bob, while you're doing that, I'll bite 'em in da ankle!
    
    I remain,
    a vicious tag team mate!
    Kev
    
252.14saw it again yesterday!!!!!! ;^)7389::FARLEYSon,you can make hundreds o'dollars...Thu Apr 09 1992 12:5910
    
    Anybody else in here have first hand knowledge of what the belly
    of a pregnant ant looks like when looking up from underneath?
    
    Ya got's to know the answer to be included in this special club!
    
    I remain,
    benefitting from being vertically challenged!
    Kev
    
252.15RUGBY1::wayShore,Schmidt,Orr,Espo,Cam,Moog,GOD!Thu Apr 09 1992 13:0418
Famous Little Boys:

	Cookie Rojas
	Eddie Lawson
	Neil Armstrong (5'8" I think)
	Spud Webb
	Andy Moog
	Willie Shoemaker
	Mickey Rooney


(btw, Jockeys are some of the gutsiest people going.  I like horses, but 
 they do scare me a little -- they're so big.  These jockies control these
 huge beasts so well.....)



'Saw
252.16MCIS1::DHAMELIron Mike VS Queen of Mean on PPVThu Apr 09 1992 15:229
    
    >    Anybody else in here have first hand knowledge of what the belly
    >    of a pregnant ant looks like when looking up from underneath?
    
    Probably somebody who stood on the sidewalk and watched the Macy's
    parade would have an idea.
    
    Dickstah
    
252.17ANGLIN::SHAUGHNESSYPlato,Homer,Voltaire,BobKnightMon Apr 13 1992 19:027
    >Where's that note where me& my protege, John Holmes, belong?
    
    Oh, you mean Johnny "C Wad" Holmes, the guy who was convicted
    for murder one and was a practicing human homosexual male, the
    one who died from AIDS?
    
    MrT
252.18AH, SHADDUP T!SASE::SZABOMon Apr 13 1992 19:041
    
252.19the guy's crackingANGLIN::SHAUGHNESSYPlato,Homer,Voltaire,BobKnightMon Apr 13 1992 19:066
    >I like horses, but they do scare me -- they're so big.  Jockeys 
    >do control these huge beasts so well.
    
    Uh, Frank, when is the last time you were out on a date?
    
    MrT
252.20a geography test, NOT!FRETZ::HEISERit won't be long, soon you will seeMon Apr 13 1992 20:115
    MrT, weren't Plato, Socrates, and Alexander the Great of the same
    orientation as John Holmes?
    
    hope this helps,
    Mike
252.21too funnyLUNER::BROOKSYour mother's an astronaunt ...Mon Apr 13 1992 20:313
    re .19
    
    Saw sounds like Emma Samms' sister in "Shrimp On The Barbie" ... :-)
252.22hey Hize my lp review is coming in soonANGLIN::SHAUGHNESSYPlato,Homer,Voltaire,BobKnightMon Apr 13 1992 23:0913
    >MrT, weren't Plato, Socrates, and Alexander the Great of the
    >same orientation as John Holmes?
    
    Hold it right there buddy.  John "Johnny C Wad" Holmes had his
    ups and downs, yes, but this guy swung a Harmon Killebrew sized
    bat and knocked more quim out a the park than any a those                                      
    big-shot  philosopher dudes.
    
    And besides, did I say there was anything less than absolutely
    perfectly correct and wonderful and celebratory about being like
    that?  [noIdidn't]
    
    MrT
252.23CAMONE::WAYSchmiede, mein Hammer, ein hartes SchwertFri Apr 17 1992 22:0321
Leave it to you dirty-minded people to think bad things.  Shame on
you!  (And on Good Friday too!)


Anyway, I started riding horses when I was five, and rode off and
on till I was eight or so.  I had a cousin who was a riding instructor
for a posh New England private school, so it was easy to learn.

Anyway, I was always afraid of them stepping on my feet.


Horses are magnificent animals (or are on my list of all-time magnificent
animals) and I've ridden a little over the past few years.  Although to
be honest, there aren't many mounts that will willingly let a 245lb
guy ride them.

I guess I need to saddle up a Clydesdale....



'Saw
252.24NOT a college prank, no sir not me7389::FARLEYMegabucks Winner WannabeFri Jun 19 1992 20:5613
    I didin't wanna clutter up the "happiness" note (8 minutes
    till he's history) and since this note is sorta in my ownership and
    care, I figger I cain put anything here I want as long as it is
    unlikely to incurr the wrath of my good buddy on HLO.
    
    Anyway, as MrT is allegedly being excorted out the door permanently (?)
    I'm escorting myself out the door for a weeks vacation.  No, I'm really
    going into mourning for a week (NOT!).
    
    See ya back here on Monday 6/29.
    
    Kev
    
252.25CELTIK::JACOBLosing it from all the right placesFri Jun 19 1992 21:1812
    Uh, why is the ceiling so low, and the chairs so frail, and the beers
    so small in this note, oh, it's the little boys note.
    
    ANyroad, Kev, youse ain't the only one on vacation nexted week.
    Me and the Mrs and the 3 little ones are making a road trip to Cape May
    Point, N.J. fer a week in the sun on the needle strewn(hope not)
    beaches for some r&r.
    
    See younses a week from Monday
    
    JaKe
    
252.26CTHQ1::MCCULLOUGHComing soon: Lindsey's Sister!!Fri Jun 19 1992 21:264
252.27CELTIK::JACOBLosing it from all the right placesFri Jun 19 1992 22:1614
    
>>Oh, I get it, last one was I&I, this vacation is R&R.  Guess you'll work your 
>>way through the alphabet by the end of the summer.
    
    Nah, only one more vacation after this one, and that's visiting
    relative in faraway places.  No initials come to mind fer that kind of
    vacation.
    
    Plus, with three kids hanging off of ya on EVERYTHING ya do, it leaves
    little room for any I & I, though we'll try and find time for that,
    too.
    
    JaKe
    
252.28Awaken Dear Note! Awaken.....CSTEAM::FARLEYCandidate for TossingThu Sep 24 1992 13:4016
    
    In response to a few comments about the inactivity in this here
    particular note, I wanna get some opion's(tm) of whatcha all
    think of my new p-name.
    
    On a scale of 1-10, 10 being "Definitely!" Anybody wanna offer their
    feelings on MtM's probability of <set hidden>'ing me wherever I go
    until I change it?
    
    grins and a bit o' ~/~
    
    I remain,
    dressed in shoulder pads and a helmet!
    Kev
    
    
252.29CAMONE::WAYAnd monkies might fly outta my buttThu Sep 24 1992 14:0012
Theo Fleury is a little boy of around Kev's size (Fleury is 5'4").

He hits everything in sight on the ice, and you could use the word
"pesky" to describe him.

Anyone have any idea why John "Sweet Boy" Cullen, at 5'8" tall, can't
do the same thing?  Is he just more 'introspective', preferring, perhaps,
to spend his evenings home with a copy of Keats or Shelley, instead of
working on construction projects with some new Binford power tools?


'Saw
252.30CTHQ::LEARYJackie Sherrill won't STEER ya wrong.Thu Sep 24 1992 14:238
    'Sawmain.
    
    Cullen will have to prove himself quickly to Burke and Hiolmgren.
    I'll guees he'a got a half-season to "show" he's got the right
    stuff. After that it's 'pasta da pizza' baby.
    
    MikeL
    
252.31Moved by Moderator--Insufficient Bulk for BB NoteSOLANA::MAY_BRBad, bad Jackson BrownThu Oct 08 1992 20:408
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252.32SCHOOL::RIEURead his lips...Know new taxesFri Oct 09 1992 10:513
       Congrats Brews!!! You're now a certified fascist moderator. Was this
    your 'first time'? Did you have a smoke after?
                                   Denny  8^)
252.33Little Boy Wannabee?CSTEAM::FARLEYMegabucks Winner WannabeeFri Oct 09 1992 11:259
    Rollward Brews!!!!!!
    
    You been hanging around with Needle or did you put this here jest as an
    excuse to join this exclusive membership?
    
    I remain,
    membership chairperson and all that stuff!
    Kev
    
252.34way to go BOSSCNTROL::CHILDSWill Ross, throw George a life-jacket?Fri Oct 09 1992 11:442
 
 that's a prize winner for sure...hhhhaaaaa
252.35No longer a virginLAGUNA::MAY_BRBad, bad Jackson BrownFri Oct 09 1992 16:115
    
    Thanks guys.  ANd like sex, it took a little longer the first time, but
    I'm sure I can get it down to under 30 seconds or so.\
    
    BfM  (Brews the Facist Mod)
252.36CAMONE::WAYWe're the dance band on the TitanicFri Oct 09 1992 16:3412
>    
>    Thanks guys.  ANd like sex, it took a little longer the first time, but
>    I'm sure I can get it down to under 30 seconds or so.\
>    
>    BfM  (Brews the Facist Mod)


Mac has enough problems with me!  I don't know if he can handle me AND 
Brews!


8^)
252.37LAGUNA::MAY_BRBad, bad Jackson BrownFri Oct 09 1992 16:476
    careful 'saw, I'm only letting your note stay in here 'cause I'm a nice
    guy, and your body fat is down to 16%.
    
    BfM
    
    
252.38CTHQ1::LEARYJackie Sherrill won't STEER ya wrong.Fri Oct 09 1992 16:548
    Best be keerful theyah BfM,
    I Kev catches ya messin wif his note, he might jump up and punch
    ya in the tummy.
    
    Mucho 8^)'s Keveroonie
    
    MikeL
    
252.39Ah'll allow OCCASIONAL trespassing (maybe) ;^)CSTEAM::FARLEYMegabucks Winner WannabeeFri Oct 09 1992 17:2220
    
    Yabbut shhhhhh
    
    be vewwy vewwy quiet!
    
    MikeL, for tummy's I need a stool or a ladder!
    
    Having found out that many times a stool or a ladder isn't available,
    I've been quietly spending time with lufay and somethang called a
    scattergun.
    Donchknow that at 15', Big boy's haids require only a 15 degree
    elevation?  BBB's (big boy's butts) only need a 6 degree one to score a
    direct hit!
    
    Keep on messin wif my note, go ahead!
    
    
    I remain,
    kev_the_vigilante_police!
    
252.40PFSVAX::JACOBCould Ted Williams bat .400 today?Fri Oct 09 1992 18:5510
    
    >>MikeL, for tummy's I need a stool or a ladder!
                                  ^^^^^
    Funny, what passes thru me tummy eventually turns into a stool!!!!
    
    Schnort Schitt Schleps
    
    JaKe
    
    
252.41JaKe took da bait!CSTEAM::FARLEYMegabucks Winner WannabeeFri Oct 09 1992 19:077
    I intentionally selected that word for ya JaKe.  'Tis a Friday ya know
    and it's slow in here so I'm only doing my part!
    
    I remain,
    reminded of the grey poop-on!
    Kev
    
252.42FSBIC::JHENDRYJohn Hendry, DTN 297-2623Mon Oct 12 1992 11:377
    Kev, the 'Police flunks you.  The proper plural for tummy is tummies.
    
    Sorry, just had to do it one lasted time.
    
    :-)
    
    Ninj
252.43AXIS::CHAPPELCalling Dr.Howard,Dr.Fine,Dr.HowardMon Oct 12 1992 14:5920
252.44put 'em in da penalty box! :^)CSTEAM::FARLEYMegabucks Winner WannabeeTue Oct 13 1992 14:1712
    Yabbut STBD_Ninj'  (Soon to be departed)  :*(
    
    I don't know anybody (human) with plural tummies.  I was referring to
    the possesive tense, i.e. MY tummy.
    
    15 yuard penalty for overly aggressive behavior and jumpin' to
    erroneous conclusions.
    
    I remain,
    might and RIGHT!
    Kev