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69.1 | Wilkerson is pretty sharp... | AXIS::ROBICHAUD | Zamfir's Heavy Metal Classics | Fri Jan 11 1991 17:18 | 1 |
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69.3 | | LAGUNA::MAY_BR | Al Haig, Baby Doc, Mr. T | Fri Jan 11 1991 17:23 | 1 |
| But he is on a razor thin line between AAA and MLB
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69.4 | 1st baseman? | SHALOT::MEDVID | Spiderman is having me for dinner | Fri Jan 11 1991 17:24 | 5 |
| Can he play first base? Since Pittsburgh lost Bream, I've been having
these nightmares about Carmello Martinez and Gary Redus, defensive
sieves, at first base.
--dan'l
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69.5 | | CAM::WAY | Moe knows pies in the face | Fri Jan 11 1991 17:30 | 7 |
| I think Wilkerson has the edge. No one else around seems to have
his mettle, you know?
He's forged quite an excellent career, and can be quite incisive
at times, especially if mishandled by managers.
'Saw
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69.6 | Figures /Slasher started it... | METS::DERRY | The only way round is through. | Fri Jan 11 1991 17:38 | 4 |
| Too bad we aren't up to note 204 yet so I could direct you there, you
jerks!
PUNS SIP!
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69.7 | who's on first? | STAR::YANKOWSKAS | Do the Bartman! | Fri Jan 11 1991 17:48 | 7 |
| re dan'l:
I thought I heard or read somewhere that the Bucs were going to try
Bobby Bonilla at 1B.
py
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69.8 | Puns are the highest form of humor, karen\ | HOTSHT::SCHNEIDER | The elbow is part of the ball | Fri Jan 11 1991 18:21 | 4 |
| Wilkerson might give the Pirates the edge that could really help their
infield gel.
Dan
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69.9 | | CAM::WAY | Moe knows pies in the face | Fri Jan 11 1991 18:21 | 6 |
| Puns, and the ability required to juxtapose the required and related
abstract concepts have been proven psychologically to be indications
of superior intellect......
hth,
'Saw
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69.10 | | SHALOT::MEDVID | Spiderman is having me for dinner | Fri Jan 11 1991 18:26 | 7 |
| I ask a serious question and you guys just pun it to death.
Cut it out!
;-)
--dan'l
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69.12 | Ha! You guys are right. I'm a moron. (-: | METS::DERRY | The only way round is through. | Fri Jan 11 1991 18:36 | 1 |
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69.13 | | CAM::WAY | Moe knows pies in the face | Fri Jan 11 1991 18:46 | 1 |
| Perhaps Wilkerson will be able to shave a few errors off the team total...
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69.14 | | MCIS1::DHAMEL | Clothes are a form of censorship | Fri Jan 11 1991 18:48 | 3 |
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Will youze guys put a strop to this nonsense!
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69.15 | | CAM::WAY | Moe knows pies in the face | Fri Jan 11 1991 18:52 | 3 |
| Dickster, you're within a whisker of really getting me p*ssed!
;^)
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69.17 | | CAM::WAY | Moe knows pies in the face | Fri Jan 11 1991 19:00 | 2 |
| And if we have too much to drink at happy hour, I'm sure we'll
just stubble on home...
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69.18 | "Gawd, I jest luv Fridays" | ISLNDS::WASKOM | | Fri Jan 11 1991 19:05 | 2 |
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69.19 | Youz is a bunch a PUNks | SHALOT::MEDVID | Spiderman is having me for dinner | Fri Jan 11 1991 19:43 | 3 |
| Does anyone have Wilkinson's...um...stastiptics?
--dan'l
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69.20 | Here's a classic | CAM::MAZUR | It ain't the meat, it's the lotion. | Fri Jan 11 1991 19:52 | 6 |
| If I were punished
for every pun i shed,
they'd have to find a puny shed
in which to lock my punnish head.
George Bernard Shaw
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69.21 | Enough ! | CAM::MAZUR | It ain't the meat, it's the lotion. | Fri Jan 11 1991 19:54 | 1 |
| as for those Wilkerson puns, I've beard enough, already!
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69.22 | | QUASER::JOHNSTON | LegitimateSportingPurpose?E.S.A.D.! | Fri Jan 11 1991 20:06 | 3 |
| Oh, I don't know. I sword of like `em.
Mike JN (SIDJNOTY)
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69.23 | | CAM::WAY | Bo don't know which one's Vanilli | Wed Jan 16 1991 18:22 | 5 |
69.24 | No more puns please | CAM::MAZUR | It ain't the meat, it's the lotion. | Wed Jan 16 1991 18:38 | 8 |
| >And every morning when I got up, I felt forum to make sure they were
>still there.....
Puns like these tear at this conference's moral fabric.
As the Church Lady says, "Is this the work of SATIN !?"
-Paul
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69.25 | | QUASER::JOHNSTON | LegitimateSportingPurpose?E.S.A.D.! | Wed Jan 16 1991 18:42 | 4 |
| SATIN?
??????
MIKE JN
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69.26 | | MCIS1::DHAMEL | Get out your maps & erasers, class | Wed Jan 16 1991 19:01 | 3 |
|
He meant SATURN.
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69.27 | Fabrics!! | CAM::MAZUR | It ain't the meat, it's the lotion. | Wed Jan 16 1991 19:45 | 3 |
| SATIN you ask ? Yeah satin,*felt*,burlap,denim,polyester...
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69.28 | | REFINE::ASHE | All we are saying... | Wed Jan 16 1991 19:47 | 1 |
| I thought it was a pretty smooth response
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69.28 | SATIN | CELTIK::JACOB | Penna Gov. New Name=Bob (DU)Casey | Wed Jan 16 1991 20:58 | 5 |
69.33 | Rivers is all dried up.. | CUBIC7::DIGGINS | What the hell is that? | Thu Jan 17 1991 10:53 | 1 |
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69.29 | | CAM::WAY | Bo don't know which one's Vanilli | Thu Jan 17 1991 11:31 | 5 |
| As Shakespeare would say:
Twill do, Twill do.....
'Saw
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69.30 | Read the Book of Prophets | NEMAIL::LEARYM | | Thu Jan 17 1991 12:06 | 10 |
| No,No,No
He meant Satin Youngman,the ancient prophet of Judea( lived somewhere
between the prophets Daniel and Ezekiel) who was stoned to death because
he was caught worshipping a Golden Thigh( or was it Calf) while playing
a rotten violin.
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69.35 | He's dam good | MCIS1::DHAMEL | This ain't no party/disco | Thu Jan 17 1991 12:19 | 2 |
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69.36 | Rivers flows well on the court | COMET::WADE | Buffs ROOL! | Thu Jan 17 1991 13:16 | 1 |
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69.31 | | SONG::ASHE | All we are saying... | Thu Jan 17 1991 14:10 | 3 |
| Were his last words...
Take my life, please?
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69.37 | Rivers also flows well thro poor side of town | NEMAIL::LEARYM | | Thu Jan 17 1991 14:19 | 1 |
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69.32 | | QUASER::JOHNSTON | LegitimateSportingPurpose?E.S.A.D.! | Thu Jan 17 1991 14:59 | 13 |
69.38 | | QUASER::JOHNSTON | LegitimateSportingPurpose?E.S.A.D.! | Thu Jan 17 1991 15:11 | 3 |
| Rivers will keep on rolling... he'll just keep rolling along.
Mike JN
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69.37 | x | VAXWRK::NEEDLE | Money talks. Mine says "Good-Bye!" | Thu Jan 17 1991 17:13 | 0 |
69.39 | y? | REFINE::ASHE | All we are saying... | Thu Jan 17 1991 20:25 | 1 |
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69.40 | | BOSOX::TIMMONS | I'm a Pepere! | Fri Jan 18 1991 09:34 | 3 |
| Rivers is all wet!
lEe
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69.41 | call the EBA... | DNEAST::AHLES_ANDY | | Mon Jan 21 1991 16:56 | 3 |
69.42 | (8^0* | CELTIK::JACOB | Three roses on piano, Tulips on Organ | Fri Jan 25 1991 01:11 | 13 |
| > Jerry Seeman, a 16-year NFL official, will referee Super Bowl XXV,
>his final game before he replaces the retiring Art McNally as NFL
>supervisor of officials.
> Seeman was the referee in Super Bowl XXIII, San Francisco's 20-16
>victory over the Cincinnati Bengals at Miami.
> Seeman will leave his post as a school district administrator in
>February to move to New York to direct the League's officiating office.
Appears to me that Seeman could end up in some "sticky" situations!
JaKe
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69.43 | | CAM::WAY | Who more than self, their country loved | Fri Jan 25 1991 11:46 | 3 |
| (say this with thick southern accent)
Yeah, but he could also make some impotent decisions!
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69.44 | Let's keep the BALL rolling | CAM::MAZUR | It ain't the meat, it's the lotion. | Fri Jan 25 1991 13:22 | 14 |
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> Appears to me that Seeman could end up in some "sticky" situations!
>
> JaKe
"Eh JaKe, You late!"
I thought you would reply with the pun a lot faster. You're slowin'
down. I thought your mind was more fertile.
-Paul
PS- Don't take this too personally. I wouldn't want you to get teste.
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69.45 | | CAM::WAY | Who more than self, their country loved | Fri Jan 25 1991 14:08 | 13 |
| Paul, you missed the boat. I think we should erect a monument
to Jake. Instead of an obelisk, we could erect an Onanesque,
in the middle of the pubic square, say in Pittsburgh.
It'd be quite the place where people could go nad see our
tribute to Jake.
Perhaps would could put it next to the statue of Lyndon JOHNSON,
or the big cannon with the ball out in front of it....
Gotta love this note. What a place for fertile minds....
'Saw
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69.46 | | CAM::WAY | Who more than self, their country loved | Fri Jan 25 1991 14:18 | 8 |
69.47 | Ill-conceived puns | CAM::MAZUR | It ain't the meat, it's the lotion. | Fri Jan 25 1991 14:40 | 9 |
| Frank,
I thought my puns were bad, but yours take the cake. The NERVE of you
flaunting such bad taste puns in pubic. You should be locked up in a
penal colony. Maybe there, you break break somebody else's stones. Your
type are starting to spermeate all aspects of society. I don't think
this activity is under the consent of the king.
-Paul
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69.48 | | FDCV07::KING | When all else fails,HIT the teddybear | Fri Jan 25 1991 15:11 | 3 |
| Paul, Frank has my CONSENT!
King King
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69.49 | Bud Bowl III | MCIS1::DHAMEL | Hibernating 'til baseball season | Mon Jan 28 1991 17:31 | 21 |
|
Bud Light was really hopped up for this one, and looked like they had
Bud over a barrel when they capped their second drive with a TD. Light
made great improvements in their team through their draught picks, many
of them labelled "can't miss", and through the team simply getting
better with age.
Bud, however, was able to get something brewing in the second half,
and had the Lights pretty much bottled up and kept their offense
contained. They appeared to have canned their original game strategy,
and managed to control the flow for a while.
The overflow crowd drank it all in as the game reached a head in the
last quarter. The Lights by that time were still high, and lit up the
scoreboard with the game winner, which was a trick play they had stored
away and expected to tap into just in case they needed it.
It was one ale of a game!
Dickstah
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69.50 | This one's for you Dick... pppfffttttt! | METS::DERRY | Member of the Norwood fan club! | Mon Jan 28 1991 18:01 | 1 |
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69.51 | | MCIS1::DHAMEL | Hibernating 'til baseball season | Mon Jan 28 1991 18:10 | 3 |
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Didja open a beer Karen?
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69.52 | Yeah. Come here so I can pour it over ya. (-: | METS::DERRY | Member of the Norwood fan club! | Mon Jan 28 1991 18:19 | 1 |
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69.53 | | MCIS1::DHAMEL | Hibernating 'til baseball season | Mon Jan 28 1991 18:31 | 5 |
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I thought it was gas.
Dickstah
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69.55 | OOOOOOHHHH, So Solly!! | ECAMV3::JACOB | Go back off in your own jack yard | Mon Jan 28 1991 19:03 | 7 |
| Re. Jerry Seemans
At Seemans age, he probably won't work every day. His energy only
COMES in spurts!!!!
JaKe
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69.56 | | CAM::WAY | Who more than self, their country loved | Mon Jan 28 1991 19:32 | 4 |
| So, would you say that Bud was wiser for having lost the Bowl, or
could it just be chalked up to beech wood aging?
'Saw
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69.57 | reminds me of Schembechler | NEMAIL::LEARYM | | Mon Jan 28 1991 19:35 | 7 |
| Re. Seemans
I won't ask the obvious question, why is he always smiling?
A case of permanent "in rictus"
MikeL
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69.58 | | MCIS1::DHAMEL | Freedom bell rang; he cried NO MAS | Fri Feb 15 1991 15:57 | 3 |
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Wasn't Mark Vlasic in some kind of pickle?
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69.59 | | RIPPLE::DEVLIN_JO | Bullwinkle Roooools | Fri Feb 15 1991 17:17 | 6 |
| Dickstah,
Yeah, Vlasic was in a dilly of a fight, someone was gerking him around,
he didnt' relish the roll, and know he has a chip on his shoulder.
JD
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69.60 | | CAM::WAY | The Axe-master | Fri Feb 15 1991 17:17 | 2 |
| Yeah, but I heard his bread and butter was the picklepuss face.
That would sour many an opponent on fighting with him....
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69.61 | | RIPPLE::DEVLIN_JO | Bullwinkle Roooools | Fri Feb 15 1991 17:20 | 4 |
| Is it true he did porno films, under the stage name of "The Polish
Spear?| Doens't sound kosher to me....
JD
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69.62 | | CAM::WAY | The Axe-master | Fri Feb 15 1991 17:23 | 8 |
| > Is it true he did porno films, under the stage name of "The Polish
> Spear?| Doens't sound kosher to me....
>
>
JD,
You're just gherkin us around!
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69.63 | | DASXPS::TIMMONS | I'm a Pepere! | Fri Mar 08 1991 14:39 | 3 |
| Digger, what about his partner Oates? "Hull & Oates" for MVP!
lEe
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69.64 | tgif | SACT41::ROSS | NCAA Tournament Junkie | Fri Mar 08 1991 14:47 | 4 |
| > Digger, what about his partner Oates? "Hull & Oates" for MVP!
If Hull & Oates win the MVP, I bet they will be able to make a rich girl
named Sarah smile... even if she is a maneater.
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69.64 | Oates is well deserving! | CUBIC7::DIGGINS | What the hell is that? | Fri Mar 08 1991 16:17 | 7 |
69.65 | Oates is feeling his oats! | CUBIC7::DIGGINS | What the hell is that? | Fri Mar 08 1991 16:18 | 7 |
|
LeE, I can't go for that! Woh oh oh..
DiGgEr
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69.66 | | REFINE::ASHE | Step left, around & together with the right | Mon Mar 11 1991 04:15 | 1 |
| You guyz are living in dreamtime...
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69.67 | | CARROL::LEFEBVRE | Born at the right time | Fri Mar 22 1991 17:32 | 3 |
| John, isn't there a Naval base in South Orange?
Mark.
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69.68 | Another lemon of a note from lufay | VAXWRK::SCHNEIDER | The crux of the biscuit | Fri Mar 22 1991 17:48 | 3 |
| Mark, don't try to head this topic off on a tangelo.
Dan
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69.69 | | RIPPLE::DEVLIN_JO | Un Rosalind der schplat | Fri Mar 22 1991 17:52 | 5 |
| Dan and Lufay,
What, are you guys juiced or something?
JD
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69.70 | | CARROL::LEFEBVRE | Born at the right time | Fri Mar 22 1991 17:55 | 3 |
| Dunno, JD...sounded kinda appealing to me.
Mark.
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69.71 | I might just have to citrus this topic out | VAXWRK::SCHNEIDER | The crux of the biscuit | Fri Mar 22 1991 18:06 | 1 |
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69.72 | | CAM::WAY | Same old, same old, Jimmy Rain... | Fri Mar 22 1991 18:11 | 8 |
| You guys are a bunch of pips.
Further, I can't take the acidic nature of your notes anymore.
I think you should all grove up, or I'll beat you to a pulp.
'Saw
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69.73 | | CARROL::LEFEBVRE | Born at the right time | Fri Mar 22 1991 18:35 | 5 |
| Saw, that would be a fruitless task on yer part. Boy, has this
blossomed into a rotten note. Leave it to JD to squeeze his own note
in.
Mark.
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69.74 | | CAM::WAY | Same old, same old, Jimmy Rain... | Fri Mar 22 1991 18:43 | 9 |
69.75 | | COMET::WADE | I won't....back....down. | Fri Mar 22 1991 21:16 | 7 |
|
This string of puns is a real plum. And Mark, that was a
great pear of puns you came up with.
<as the crowd groans>
Claybroon
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69.76 | | DECXPS::TIMMONS | I'm a Pepere! | Mon Mar 25 1991 10:02 | 4 |
| I'm big on fruit. Why, nothing gets my interest more than an nice girl
with a big pear.
Lee
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69.77 | | CAM::WAY | Same old, same old, Jimmy Rain... | Mon Mar 25 1991 11:33 | 4 |
| > I'm big on fruit. Why, nothing gets my interest more than an nice girl
> with a big pear.
bet it's raisin, right?
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69.78 | | CSC32::J_HERNANDEZ | AFoolAndHisMoneyAreSoonParty'in | Mon Mar 25 1991 13:56 | 4 |
| > I'm big on fruit. Why, nothing gets my interest more than an nice girl
> with a big pear.
Yeh, and nice hooters too!
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69.79 | Beach Info | 26340::ROBICHAUD | TheGreatHilltopCowheadCaper | Fri Jul 19 1991 15:22 | 4 |
| I think the guy's name is Sandy. He had a brother Sunny who
played for one of the Florida teams.
/Don
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69.80 | | GENRAL::WADE | BetterJudgedBy12ThanCarriedBy6! | Fri Jul 19 1991 15:28 | 6 |
|
Slashah,
Don't they have a cousin named Sunuva?
Claybone
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69.81 | He has a sister named Youra. | WV3::DIGGINS | Thirst N'Howl Roolz! | Fri Jul 19 1991 17:15 | 2 |
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Beach, he just can't hit it.
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69.82 | And a prevert uncle named Sexonthe | NEMAIL::LEARYM | | Mon Jul 22 1991 11:06 | 1 |
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69.83 | and a fragile sistah named "China" | CSTEAM::FARLEY | Have YOU seen Elvis today?? | Thu Jul 25 1991 01:19 | 1 |
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69.84 | | CARROL::LEFEBVRE | Knows his way around a G string | Fri Aug 16 1991 17:11 | 7 |
| <<< Note 29.474 by AGNT99::MACNEAL "ruck `n' roll" >>>
-< Who is Dan Petry? >-
Wasn't he little Timmy's uncle in "Lassie"?
Mark.
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69.85 | | HAVASU::HEISER | in the land of the morning star | Fri Aug 16 1991 17:14 | 3 |
| RE: Dan Petry
No I think it was Rob Petry's brother on the Dick Van Dyke show.
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69.86 | | MCIS1::DHAMEL | I'm not distorted. Reality is. | Fri Aug 16 1991 17:23 | 3 |
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I hear his wife is a dish.
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69.87 | | HPSRAD::RIEU | Read his Lips...Know new taxes! | Fri Aug 16 1991 17:26 | 2 |
| Is he related to Rico Petrycelli?
Denny
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69.88 | ba-doom | RIPPLE::DEVLIN_JO | Sheain'tpretty,justlooksthatway | Fri Aug 16 1991 17:37 | 3 |
| Petry's wife is a dish, however.
JD
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69.89 | | CARROL::LEFEBVRE | Knows his way around a G string | Fri Aug 16 1991 18:08 | 3 |
| Boy youse guys are really putting this guy under a microscope.
Mark.
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69.90 | quit | RIPPLE::DEVLIN_JO | Sheain'tpretty,justlooksthatway | Fri Aug 16 1991 18:10 | 1 |
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69.91 | | HAVASU::HEISER | in the land of the morning star | Fri Aug 16 1991 18:42 | 3 |
| > <<< Note 69.90 by RIPPLE::DEVLIN_JO "Sheain'tpretty,justlooksthatway" >>>
cool song JD!
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69.92 | | CSLALL::TIMMONS | I'm a Pepere! | Mon Aug 19 1991 09:58 | 3 |
| JD's a quitter!
lEe
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69.93 | Couldn't resist | TNPUBS::MCCULLOUGH | Lindsey IS two!!! | Mon Jan 06 1992 17:40 | 5 |
69.94 | quit RIBBING me Bob 8^) | CTHQ3::LEARY | busted flat in baton rouge | Mon Jan 06 1992 18:08 | 1 |
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69.95 | | CAMONE::WAY | High-toned son of a bitch | Mon Jan 06 1992 18:12 | 5 |
| > -< quit RIBBING me Bob 8^) >-
This is really TICKLING me, which is why I was talking FRENCH in that
other note!
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69.96 | | CTHQ3::LEARY | busted flat in baton rouge | Mon Jan 06 1992 18:28 | 6 |
| Stop it 'Saw, I'm splitting a gut, I'm about to BURST under PRESSURE,
and LUBRICATE the screen. I feel so SHEEPish
MikeL
How soon b4 this gets moved ta junk?
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69.97 | | CAMONE::WAY | High-toned son of a bitch | Mon Jan 06 1992 19:16 | 15 |
| > Stop it 'Saw, I'm splitting a gut, I'm about to BURST under PRESSURE,
> and LUBRICATE the screen. I feel so SHEEPish
>
> MikeL
> How soon b4 this gets moved ta junk?
I was gonna say I'd move it a little LATEX, but it seems that Mac
has put and ENZ to this where it was, and moved it to SPORTS puns.
Guess he didn't want any CONDOMnation of his moderating style...
'SAw
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69.99 | | VLAB::RIEU | Read his Lips...Know new taxes | Tue Jan 07 1992 12:09 | 4 |
| > I'm freakin' rolling!
Ah! That's your problem. You're supposed to UNROLL those thingies.
Denny
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69.100 | | CAMONE::WAY | Nude up and Note | Tue Jan 07 1992 12:25 | 8 |
| Guys,
Maybe it's about time we WRAPped this conversation up, eh?
I mean, it might be unsafe to continue it....
'Saw
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69.101 | | GRANPA::DFAUST | Networkin' the USA '92 Tour | Fri Mar 27 1992 18:58 | 4 |
| Sounds like Cone should be traded to the Expos or the Yanks.
Dennis
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69.102 | | LAGUNA::MAY_BR | It ain't the thing, it's the fling | Fri Mar 27 1992 19:16 | 4 |
|
I'm sure we'll here more on this as this issue comes to a head.
Brews
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69.103 | | RIPPLE::DEVLIN_JO | ABD - Anybody But Duke! | Fri Mar 27 1992 19:36 | 5 |
|
If only Cone had even one stroke of genius this allegation wouldn't be
hung over him.
jd
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69.104 | | ROYALT::ASHE | Who can turn the world on w/ her smile? | Fri Mar 27 1992 19:42 | 2 |
| I was hoping that cracks like this would peter out...
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69.104 | | LAGUNA::MAY_BR | It ain't the thing, it's the fling | Fri Mar 27 1992 20:37 | 2 |
69.105 | | SALEM::DODA | Dave Cone: Hangin out in the bullpen | Mon Mar 30 1992 13:33 | 5 |
| But, doesn't Cone usually warm up in the pen?
Perhaps he was working on his knuckler?
daryll
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69.106 | this is for you, Karen | MCIS2::DHAMEL | Sir Charles, the Dream Bully | Mon Jul 27 1992 13:49 | 12 |
|
>PPV2 and SPICE channel have been reserved.
The SPICE channel? When does their new SEASON start? Do they show
a lot of BASIL Rathbone movies, PEPPERED with SALTY language? Is it
fully or just PARSLEY scrambled? What THYME does it come on?
Wow, a station devoted to 24-hour cooking enhancers. I'm calling my
cable company right now!
Dickstah
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69.107 | | CUPMK::DEVLIN | Je voudrais boire quelque chose. | Mon Jul 27 1992 14:02 | 7 |
| Dickstah -
SPICE shows lots of shows offering SAGE advice. ROSEMARY is one of its
big stars, and she's in MINT condition. It offers lots of variety - a PINCH
of comedy, a SMIDEGEON of drama, a DASH of sex, and a few SPRINKLES of mystery.
JD
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69.108 | Ouch | CTHQ4::LEARY | Chainsaw: Possible ND convert? | Mon Jul 27 1992 14:10 | 3 |
| Yup,
Saw Neil Young doing "CINAMMON Girl" live from Portland, OREGANO.
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69.109 | | SCHOOL::RIEU | Read his lips...Know new taxes | Mon Jul 27 1992 14:21 | 3 |
| Bet they don't show VANILLA movies on that channel. Glad to see it's
available in da NUTMEG state.
Denny
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69.110 | | CAMONE::WAY | There are monkey boys in the facility | Mon Jul 27 1992 14:36 | 5 |
| Yeah, but GINGER is the best actress they have. She really cuts the MUSTARD
as an actress.....
'Saw
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69.111 | | CUPMK::DEVLIN | Je voudrais boire quelque chose. | Mon Jul 27 1992 14:43 | 6 |
|
Yeah, she's a real SAVORY character, all right. I love it when she wears
that SAFFRON cape..
JD
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69.112 | Oooooh, I'm just wild about saffron | CTHQ4::LEARY | Chainsaw: Possible ND convert? | Mon Jul 27 1992 14:56 | 1 |
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69.113 | | SCHOOL::RIEU | Read his lips...Know new taxes | Mon Jul 27 1992 15:01 | 1 |
| ...and saffron's wild about me!
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69.114 | I'm too sexy for my leash... | ROYALT::ASHE | Don't push me cause I'm close to the edge | Mon Jul 27 1992 15:23 | 1 |
| Is Dan'l's friend Pepper on that station?
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69.115 | No but Salt'n Pepa are | CTHQ4::LEARY | Chainsaw: Possible ND convert? | Mon Jul 27 1992 15:59 | 1 |
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69.116 | | CTHQ1::MCCULLOUGH | Lindsey AND Melanie's dad | Fri Aug 28 1992 17:12 | 7 |
69.117 | | CAMONE::WAY | Crucial Taunt | Fri Aug 28 1992 17:58 | 6 |
| Yeah....
All the *dough* he's makin' certainly has *soured* him.....
'Saw
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69.118 | | CTHQ::MCCULLOUGH | Lindsey AND Melanie's dad | Fri Aug 28 1992 18:02 | 1 |
| but I bet he can still rise to the occasion...
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69.119 | | CAMONE::WAY | Crucial Taunt | Fri Aug 28 1992 18:03 | 4 |
| >but I bet he can still rise to the occasion...
Rising is the yeast of his problems....
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69.120 | | CTHQ::MCCULLOUGH | Lindsey AND Melanie's dad | Fri Aug 28 1992 18:08 | 3 |
69.121 | | SCHOOL::RIEU | Read his lips...Know new taxes | Fri Aug 28 1992 18:35 | 3 |
| If'n he keeps eating all this bread, he'll surely start getting a
little 'bulkie'!
Denny
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69.122 | can you tell it's Friday? | JARETH::YANKOWSKAS | Paul Yankowskas | Fri Aug 28 1992 18:39 | 8 |
| > If'n he keeps eating all this bread, he'll surely start getting a
> little 'bulkie'!
...especially if he just loafs in front of the TV and doesn't get any
exercise.
py
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69.123 | | CAMONE::WAY | Crucial Taunt | Fri Aug 28 1992 18:53 | 4 |
| > ...especially if he just loafs in front of the TV and doesn't get any
> exercise.
Yeah, he'll turn into a crusty old man.....
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69.124 | somebody say FRIDAY??? | CSTEAM::FARLEY | Megabucks Winner Wannabe | Fri Aug 28 1992 18:57 | 2 |
| but cain he peel the crust off his loaf?
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69.125 | | SCHOOL::RIEU | Read his lips...Know new taxes | Fri Aug 28 1992 19:03 | 2 |
| IT's a good thing Dickstah has a 'rye' sense a humor.
Denny
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69.126 | we've now gone full circle - thanks Denny! | CSTEAM::FARLEY | Megabucks Winner Wannabe | Fri Aug 28 1992 19:05 | 4 |
| that's because he's seedy!
Kev
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69.127 | | CNTROL::CHILDS | If Bush was a horse, you'd shoot em' | Fri Aug 28 1992 19:12 | 5 |
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and considering it's Dickstah he'd turn into Krusty the Clown not a crusty
ole man....
;^)
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69.128 | YCSTIF | SCHOOL::RIEU | Read his lips...Know new taxes | Fri Aug 28 1992 19:19 | 2 |
| You cain sure tell it's Friday!!
Denny
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69.129 | | CTHQ::MCCULLOUGH | Lindsey AND Melanie's dad | Fri Aug 28 1992 19:20 | 1 |
| I thought he'd lost his marbles...
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69.130 | | CTHQ::LEARY | Chainsaw: Possible ND convert? | Fri Aug 28 1992 19:25 | 5 |
| Just remember, Dickstah might a been bre(a)d in ol' Woostah, but
he's only a crumb up here.
MikeL
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69.131 | | FRETZ::HEISER | as warm as tears | Fri Aug 28 1992 19:46 | 1 |
| And they're made by the Krusteaz Bread Co.
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69.132 | | PFSVAX::JACOB | Intro to Employee Interest Noting 101 | Fri Sep 18 1992 12:23 | 4 |
| Lipps Stuck on waivers.
JaKe
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69.133 | | CUPMK::DEVLIN | Je voudrais boire quelque chose. | Fri Sep 18 1992 12:40 | 3 |
| Steelers part Lipps
jd
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69.134 | | SCHOOL::RIEU | Read his lips...Know new taxes | Fri Sep 18 1992 14:10 | 2 |
| Stihlers have split Lipp!
Denny
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69.135 | | CTHQ::MCCULLOUGH | Lindsey AND Melanie's dad | Fri Sep 18 1992 14:12 | 1 |
| Lipps sucked off roster...
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69.136 | | CAMONE::WAY | And monkies might fly outta my butt | Fri Sep 18 1992 14:26 | 2 |
| Lipps kissed goodbye by Steelers
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69.137 | | CSTEAM::FARLEY | Megabucks Winner Wannabe | Fri Sep 18 1992 14:28 | 3 |
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Steel Lipps gets empty pucker
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69.138 | | CTHQ::MCCULLOUGH | Lindsey AND Melanie's dad | Fri Sep 18 1992 14:37 | 1 |
| Will Lipps stick with another team?
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69.139 | Lipps had been waxed by quite a few DB's last year... | AXIS::ROBICHAUD | W I N D - It Blows | Fri Sep 18 1992 15:17 | 1 |
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69.140 | | CAMONE::WAY | And monkies might fly outta my butt | Fri Sep 18 1992 15:23 | 3 |
| I hear Lipps wants to wear the Ruby Red of the Cards this season....
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69.141 | | PFSVAX::JACOB | Completely Mindless | Fri Sep 18 1992 15:28 | 5 |
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Enuf Already!!!!
JaKe
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69.142 | | CSTEAM::FARLEY | Megabucks Winner Wannabe | Fri Sep 18 1992 15:33 | 3 |
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Steelers Lipp Pit Burgers!!!
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69.142 | | FRETZ::HEISER | I blew up the clinic real good | Fri Sep 18 1992 16:11 | 1 |
69.143 | Miami? | CTHQ::LEARY | Jackie Sherrill won't STEER ya wrong. | Fri Sep 18 1992 17:04 | 2 |
| Maybe LIPPs will be playing in BALMy weather
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69.144 | | CAMONE::WAY | And monkies might fly outta my butt | Fri Sep 18 1992 17:08 | 6 |
| LIPPS is no CHICKEN. He'll sign on with another team, maybe one
that CHAP likes and he'll STICK there, no doubt.
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69.145 | | CUPMK::DEVLIN | Je voudrais boire quelque chose. | Fri Sep 18 1992 17:10 | 6 |
| Trouble wif Lipps is he had no bite. He was all glossy. In the cold
he cracked. He could take a licking, however, and he got sticked a lot.
Kiss Lipps goodbye....
JD
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69.146 | no so wordy | HBAHBA::HAAS | Sir Turtle | Fri Sep 18 1992 17:11 | 2 |
| Everyone seems to be just paying Lipps service to this situation. Anyone
can mouth off.
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69.147 | | CAMONE::WAY | And monkies might fly outta my butt | Fri Sep 18 1992 17:24 | 5 |
| Yeah, but TTom, I'll bet all the owners are saying "Don't give me any
Lipps!"
'Saw
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69.148 | gotta beat MikeC to the punch!! ;^) | CSTEAM::FARLEY | Megabucks Winner Wannabe | Fri Sep 18 1992 17:34 | 2 |
| meanwhile, George says "read my lipps"!
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69.149 | You all sip. (-: | SHARE::DERRY | Bush: vegetable or noxious weed? | Fri Sep 18 1992 17:37 | 1 |
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69.150 | Don't give us no LIPP, K 8^) | CTHQ::LEARY | Jackie Sherrill won't STEER ya wrong. | Fri Sep 18 1992 17:38 | 1 |
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69.151 | lipp-o-phobia | HBAHBA::HAAS | Sir Turtle | Fri Sep 18 1992 17:53 | 2 |
| The Steelers don't really need him. They can be the Milli Vanilli of the
NFL and Lipps sink.
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69.152 | | CUPMK::DEVLIN | Je voudrais boire quelque chose. | Fri Sep 18 1992 18:06 | 3 |
| I heard Louis' wife is afriad he'll get fat now.
JD
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69.153 | Youze guys is bizarre | NROPST::MPO12::MCFALL | This is the end of the innocence | Fri Sep 18 1992 18:09 | 4 |
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Steelers performed a Lipps-osuction on their roster..
Jim M
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69.154 | | CAMONE::WAY | And monkies might fly outta my butt | Fri Sep 18 1992 18:33 | 2 |
| I heard they have to give him Novacaine to play, and when they
do, Lipps dribbles the ball all the time.....
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69.155 | | CTHQ::MCCULLOUGH | Lindsey AND Melanie's dad | Fri Sep 18 1992 18:55 | 4 |
69.156 | | CSC32::J_HERNANDEZ | Huh? | Fri Sep 18 1992 19:22 | 4 |
| Lipps sux!
I heard that himand Barry word were going in the talk show circuit.
They'll call it "Kiss and tell".
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69.157 | | CTHQ::MCCULLOUGH | Lindsey AND Melanie's dad | Fri Sep 18 1992 19:34 | 5 |
69.158 | Lipps locked on to Steelers | ISLNDS::REEVE | | Fri Sep 25 1992 19:07 | 1 |
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69.159 | If Miler hurts his ankle is it an Oliver Twist? | CTHQ::MCCULLOUGH | Melanie's formula - $70/case | Fri Nov 13 1992 16:21 | 0 |
69.160 | | ROYALT::ASHE | Whoa Black Betty, bam-a-lam | Fri Nov 13 1992 17:49 | 2 |
| Did the Suns really want Miller, or someone else? I mean was it really
a Miller Genuine Draft?
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69.161 | Thanks, bud | HBAHBA::HAAS | Gandhi Cactus Juice | Fri Nov 13 1992 17:53 | 5 |
| That's it Walt, getting to the Coors of the issues...
And don't forget, on a beer day you can pee forever...
TTom
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69.162 | | ROYALT::ASHE | Whoa Black Betty, bam-a-lam | Fri Nov 13 1992 18:06 | 1 |
| I guess I've seen the Lite...
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69.163 | | FRETZ::HEISER | I jam, therefore I am | Fri Nov 13 1992 18:15 | 3 |
| Miller was always the choice to separate the barley from the wheat.
Bud Heiser
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69.164 | | CAMONE::WAY | Cheez-Whiz, Choice of Champions | Fri Nov 13 1992 18:26 | 3 |
| You guys sound like you're all hopped up.
Worrying about Miller is the yeast of your worries.....
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69.165 | | CTHQ::MCCULLOUGH | Melanie's formula - $70/case | Fri Nov 13 1992 18:38 | 1 |
| I wonder why BREWS hasn't joined this discussion...
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69.166 | Brews is probably at a fall staff meeting | HBAHBA::HAAS | Gandhi Cactus Juice | Fri Nov 13 1992 18:40 | 0 |
69.167 | | ROYALT::ASHE | Whoa Black Betty, bam-a-lam | Fri Nov 13 1992 20:41 | 4 |
| >Miller was always the choice to separate the barley from the wheat.
Don't you mean Barkley from the wheat?
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