Conference 7.286::sports_91

It's gotta be MrT...  He has affected this conference in so many ways, and yet
there's no evidence that he was ever here.

    
    I wanted to nominate a dyslexic RON buddy of mine, who has had to
    overcome a lot in getting through this file.  The only thing he fully
    understands are the "deen to wonk" references.
    
    But being a true RON, he declined by saying:
    
    
    "...                                                  ."
    
    
    Dickstah
    

>    I wanted to nominate a dyslexic RON buddy of mine, who has had to

It's notes like this that make me wonder if there is a Dog.

TTom

    If I were really writing this, I'd thank you for the nomination, but
    I'm not so I won't.

    Me, too, but I'm not either so neither can I.

>>                              -< Nice try, Jeff! >-
>>
>>   RON_1 & RON_2 gotta be that technoweenie Needle.


$ find_node quokka
Node QUOKKA  Area  8  CXO Colorado Springs, CO - Customer Support

Well, no account on QUOKKA so it's not me.

No, it's probably Sid (you know the Ultra runner...).

It's his node name.....

hth,
'Saw

Hawk --

Say "Mea Culpa, mea culpa, mea culpa"

Now, after that say 5 Our Fathers, 4 Hail Marys, a Rosary, and 
then say

	No beer for me tonight....


'Saw

    
    	Wail, I nominate JoJ since he's a RON weenie now!  
    
    	Claybroon

It looks like we can nominate newly RON, ACCChris Knorr. Haven't seen him
in this year's model of SPORTS but I heard him groan the other day when
MrT was offering support for his self-and-invalidly-proclaimed claim for
NoTY, using a "conviction" in the trial, when us jury types new that it
was a_acquital: not guilty due to insanity, possession, and/or the 
debil-made-him-do-dat.

TTom

    I'll nominate Kristen (the recent mom) McEvoy since tiger fans need
    to stick together....

     Now this is a 
    100%, USDA, certified, Classified
    GARBAGE NOTE
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    REK

    Thanks, REK!  It's my very first!  I'm sooooo excited!!!  :*)
    
    lEe
    
    (Someone should nominate the Dinz.  But, I suspect he'll be back if the
    Gints win agin.)

    re .15
    
    Wasn't it REK who did the MY WIFE BOUGHT A DOG! note?
    
    Haa.
    
    MrT

    Dunno.. they never replied....
    
    REK

    I'd just like to thank all of you that supported me throughout this
    campaign, although I feel there were more deserving candidates. Thanks
    for the vote of confidence, Mike. If I put forth the effort that I know
    I can, I should be able to retain the title again in 92'.
    
    
    
    
    
                                  JJS

    
    So what's the criteria for a RON winner?
    
    First of all, Mr. CNTROL::SALMON, you entered a note, which should
    be a disqualification.  Next, is this a speed test?  How many WPM's
    can you read?  Next, about the endurance part of the competition:
    can you honestly say you read all of MrT's notes from border to
    border?
    
    Are you a professional proofreader?  90 proof?  150 proof?
    
    Do you know what DEEN TO WONK means?
    
    Dickstah
    

    
    	Sick 'em Dickstah.  Let's see if he's a real RON.  Answer
    	these:
    
    	1)  Who knocked Chainsaw on his butt?
    
    	2)  What was the outcome of the Trial?
    
    	3)  What's Iceman's favorite 1-line question?
    
    	Claybroon

 never expect a reply....but will these guys ever know if it's you or me, just
 doing anything to win some award?

 mike

    answers
    
    	1) Joe Norton every practice 
    
    	2) The fix was in
    
    	3) How come the Indians can't win the DEC corporate tourney
    
    8*)
    
    Jimbo

>    	1) Joe Norton every practice 
    

Jimbo, don't remind me.


I think JOe lost a little weight during the off-season.  Now he's faster
and big.  


(If he lifted weights, he'd be awesome!)


'Saw_wif_a_sore_butt_just_thinking_bout_it....

    
    I thought it was Kelly Stouffer?

Actually, it was Toni Easyon, who *could* knock me on my butt.

It was me who knocked Kelly Stouffer on his butt....


hth,
'Saw

    RE-.23
    1) Who knocked Chainsaw on his butt?
    
              Kelly Stouffer
    
    2) What was the outcome of the trial?
    
              Chris was found not guilty do to insanity
    
    3) What's Iceman's favorite 1-line question?
    
              When was the last time your team won a championship?
    
    
    JJS

    Now, for the 10-point bonus question.  Name all of dan'l's ladyfriends
    of 1991 in order...
    
    

RE -1

    re: -30
         Now, for the 10-point bonus question. Name all of
    dan'l's ladyfriends of 91' in order...
    
    
                              1) Right hand
                              2) Right hand
                              3) Left hand
                              4) Right hand
                              5) Left hand
                              6) Right hand
                              7) Right hand
                              8) Southpaw
                              9) Right hand
                              10) Right hand

    
    
    	Ha!  Congrats JJS.  Your silence in ::sports is an inspiration to
    	all RONs.
    
    	Claybroon

    re-1  So does this means all RONs should start replying seeing how JJS
    has? 
    
      re.33   Workin' the mags hard huh?
    
    	Tim

    C'mo, 
    
    There were so many, even --dan'l cain't name ALL of 'em!!  (8^)*
    
    Re .33   Somethin tells me if I was to put that in it wouldn't be here
    very long.  (8^)*
    
    JaKe
    

>    There were so many, even --dan'l cain't name ALL of 'em!!  (8^)*
    
    And there's not enough disk space.  (Whoa, almost made a Freudian with
    that 'C' key there.)
    
    	--dan'l