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Conference 7.286::sports_91

Title:CAM::SPORTS -- Digital's Daily Sports Tabloid
Notice:This file has been archived. New notes to CAM3::SPORTS.
Moderator:CAM3::WAY
Created:Fri Dec 21 1990
Last Modified:Mon Nov 01 1993
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:290
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26.0. "Time Out for Trivia" by CHIEFF::MACNEAL (Papa Mac) Wed Dec 26 1990 14:53

    Have an interesting trivia question?  Post it here!
    
    Please include the answer after a form feed so that we don't clutter up
    the note with a bunch of guesses - and so you don't keep people up all
    night waiting for the correct answer.
    
    To put a form feed in, hit CTL-L like this 
    
    
    and that will hide the answer for most purposes.
    
    Enjoy!
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26.1New names/Old namesCAM::WAYMoe knows pies in the faceWed Jan 09 1991 15:1219
I guess this is as good a place as any.

As Hawk has metioned, he and I have played a game called "what was
there original name" in reference to sports stars who have chose to
follow Islam and changed their names.

For example:

	Muhammed Ali		Cassius Clay
	Kareem Abdul Jabaar	Lew Alcindor


It might be fun to mention a few more (cause I'm out of names).
If you have one or two, enter their new name, and we'll try to guess 
their old one....

I'll start (Hawk you can't reply to this one cause you know it....)

	Ahmad Rashad
26.3Ahmad was Bobby MooreHBAHBA::HAASBig Smile at the DrivethroughWed Jan 09 1991 15:250
26.2Rashad was MooreSHALOT::HUNTBippity Boppity BooWed Jan 09 1991 15:259
       Ahmad Rashad		Bobby Moore, running back at Oregon.
    
    Should call himself "Ahmad Cosby's Wife's Husband" now, though.
    
    Here's another ...
    
       Jamaal Wilkes
       
    Bob Hunt
26.4Wasn't Jammel Wilkes orginally Keith Wilkes?CHIEFF::CHILDSI could use a dramatic sting hereWed Jan 09 1991 15:372

26.5Raghib Ismail? Father's name will apply...NAC::G_WAUGAMANWed Jan 09 1991 16:081
    
26.6Or maybe Queeg-Quegg ????SHALOT::HUNTBippity Boppity BooWed Jan 09 1991 16:1312
26.7MCIS1::DHAMELEnthusiasm, Innovation, PerseverenceWed Jan 09 1991 16:243
    
    Didn't World B. Free change his name too?
    
26.8Lloyd B. Free - Probably why he changed it.AXIS::ROBICHAUDSgt.York,AudieMurphy,ChrisNilanWed Jan 09 1991 16:261
    
26.9CSOA1::BACHOnward through the fog...Wed Jan 09 1991 17:005
    A would be Arabic Chicagoian...
    
    Al'emme Plaetoo  -- Ernie Banks
    
    
26.11LAGUNA::MAY_BRAl Haig, Baby Doc, Mr. TWed Jan 09 1991 17:167
    
    re -1
    
    That's easy Hawk.  You see, Wilkes played in LA.  To play there you
    have to have some really slick nickname.  Wiles was known as "silk." 
    If he changed it to some Moslem last name, it wouldn't rhyme, and he
    just wouldn't fit into that LA image.
26.12Vanilla Ice :== Bobby Van Winkle SACT41::ROSSDipthong : What Quayle wearsWed Jan 09 1991 17:266
How about Zaid Abdul Aziz, who played for the Celts on a 10 day contract
back at the end of Havlicek's career.   Rumor has it that John said to
Zaid "Welcome aboard!" and Zaid responded "Boards?  Yeah, I'll get some
boards!"


26.13Sgt Slaughter-wimp in a real sport?NEMAIL::LEARYMWed Jan 09 1991 17:305
    
    Pele?
    Simon became Peter.
    The Iron Sheik?
    
26.14CAM::WAYMoe knows pies in the faceWed Jan 09 1991 17:509
Pele has a wicked long Spanish (or should I say Brazilian) name,
and while my memory is really fuzzy, it starts something like

	Eduard de Aranjo somethingsomethingsomethingsomething...

Please forgive my spelling, but that's the best I can remember it.


'Saw
26.15STAR::YANKOWSKASDo the Bartman!Wed Jan 09 1991 17:5410
    re.14:
    
    > Pele has a wicked long Spanish (or should I say Brazilian) name,
    > and while my memory is really fuzzy, it starts something like
    
    It's something like Edson Amantes De Nascimento (I'm also not sure of
    the exact spelling).
    
    
    py
26.16From the almanacNAC::G_WAUGAMANWed Jan 09 1991 18:048
    
    > It's something like Edson Amantes De Nascimento (I'm also not sure of
    > the exact spelling).
    
    Edson Arantes Do Nascimento... pretty impressive, Paul.
    
    glenn
    
26.17QUASER::JOHNSTONLegitimateSportingPurpose?E.S.A.D.!Wed Jan 09 1991 18:4116
26.18Pucker up !CAM::MAZURIt ain't the meat, it's the lotion.Thu Jan 10 1991 13:481
    Frank Way  A.K.A  Lanny O'Lynn
26.19CAM::WAYMoe knows pies in the faceThu Jan 10 1991 13:565
Paul...

That was baaaaaaaad

'Saw
26.20Who was Bo Bo?SHALOT::MEDVIDPresident GasThu Jan 17 1991 12:5011
    OK, I've got a good one.  I went to Mrytle Beach a few weekends ago. 
    Between Pageland and Darlington, South Carolina there is a road named
    "Bo Bo Newsome Highway."
    
    Who was Bo Bo Newsome?
    
    	--dan'l
    
    PS: I know the answer because I gave it as an extra credit assingment
    to one of my students who lives in Florence, SC.  He came to class last
    night with the answer.
26.21A real goof-ballNAC::G_WAUGAMANThu Jan 17 1991 13:108
              
    > Who was Bo Bo Newsome?
    
    Pitcher/class clown for about a dozen major league teams in the 1930's 
    and 40's, most notably the St. Louis Browns, I think...
    
    glenn
    
26.22Trivia question regarding publicationsUSWAV1::CURTINWed Feb 06 1991 20:3411
    I am in a training class and we have just tonight to answer the 
    following question (if we get it we get a prize!!!)
    
    What 4 sports entities (teams, players, etc.) appeared on the following
    publications within the same month?  Sports Illustrated, Newsweek,
    Time, and Life.  One answer is the Olympic Hockey Team in Sept? 1980.
    Does anyone know?
    
    Thanks,
    
    Susan
26.23NAC::G_WAUGAMANWed Feb 06 1991 21:0411
    > What 4 sports entities (teams, players, etc.) appeared on the following
    > publications within the same month?  Sports Illustrated, Newsweek,
    > Time, and Life.  One answer is the Olympic Hockey Team in Sept? 1980.
    > Does anyone know?
    
    I'll take a guess that Muhammed Ali was one of them.  Maybe Mark Spitz,
    and Secretariat, too?
    
    glenn
    
26.24?RAVEN1::B_ADAMSBeach music=Daytona engines!Wed Feb 06 1991 23:415
    
    
    ...Carl Lewis...?
    
    B.A.
26.25More responsesUSWAV1::CURTINThu Feb 07 1991 01:288
    Do you think Roger Marris could have been an answer?  What about
    Jack Nicklaus?  Sam Snead?    I will let yo know the answer tomorrow
    night on ce I have it.  
    
    More replies are welcome. (Not that I don't have faith in what
    has ben recorded!!!)
    
    Susan
26.26SHIRE::ELLISThu Feb 07 1991 06:4816
Susan,

I'd bet on the U.S. Hockey team that you mentioned.  I think that would've
bin in March 1980, but I'm not sure.

Since it was 4 magazines in a month, I can only imagine that it was one single
wowser of an event that made all those covers at once.  

In that sense, the U.S. Team pulled off the biggest upset in sport IMO.  

Damn, I can still see that Eruzione just throwing himself at every Russian and
going after every puck as if his life depended on it.  It sure was a funny
feeling after a while when we all started to realize that there was no way
they were gonna lose, just too much desire for the Russians to handle.

rick
26.27Pete Rose?SHALOT::MEDVIDWhen two tribes go to war...Thu Feb 07 1991 11:441
    
26.28FDCV06::KINGJesse's Jets!Thu Feb 07 1991 12:033
    Bruce Jenner...Ogla Korbet... Nadina COmernech (SP)....
    
    REK
26.29Have no Idea...VLNVAX::MBROOKSThu Feb 07 1991 12:281
    I believe its Nadia (no n) but I could be wrong...
26.30Scott Brunner?AXIS::ROBICHAUDIndustrial Strength NoterThu Feb 07 1991 15:101
    
26.31Could it be.....DEMSUP::MACDONALDSCUDS: Finally, someone the PATRIOTS can beat!!!Thu Feb 07 1991 15:113
	How about Ben Johnson?

Mac
26.32CAM::WAYG Troop 2/3 ACR, #1 Fan...Thu Feb 07 1991 15:213
Ask Dan...

He'll tell you it was the Jets All-World Wide Receiver Corps.....
26.33QUASER::JOHNSTONLegitimateSportingPurpose?E.S.A.D.!Thu Feb 07 1991 15:454
How `bout Joe Montana
Bo Jackson
Muhammed Ali
Flo JO
26.34Would wunnadem models count? (Swimsuit issue)AKOV06::DCARRLawyers: Square Wheels of JusticeThu Feb 07 1991 16:101
    
26.35REFINE::ASHEWhatever happened to Sissy Spacek?Thu Feb 07 1991 16:114
    Jack Nicklaus or Arnold Palmer?
    
    I'd guess, Palmer, Ali, Spitz and someone like Dimaggio or Williams...
    Aaron?
26.36MCIS1::DHAMELAll stressed up & no one to chokeThu Feb 07 1991 16:137
    
    It was Jimmy Hoffa.
    
       ...in a snowmobile suit!
    
    Dickstah
    
26.37QUASER::JOHNSTONLegitimateSportingPurpose?E.S.A.D.!Thu Feb 07 1991 16:286
26.38Consistency is to be admiredYUPPY::STRAGEDToto...this sure ain't Kansas!!Thu Feb 07 1991 23:487
    re: .34
    
    Dave,
    I'm glad to see that your mind is STILL in the gutter!!!
    
    Many 8-),
    PJ
26.39The answerUSWAV1::CURTINFri Feb 08 1991 18:3611
    This is what the answer was:Mark Spitz, Olga Corbett, The US Oplympic
    Hockey Team, and Secretariat.  This came from a trivia question from
    Bob Ryan of the Globe.  I don't know what his source was.  I called
    Time and they wouldn't help.  Sports Illustrated said they would  try
    to help, but the guy who knew was out sick. One of the people I 
    spoke with said they had seen the answer come across their desk, but
    couldn't find the paper!!!!
    
    Thanks for all your input.
    
    Susan 
26.40DECXPS::TIMMONSI'm a Pepere!Tue Feb 12 1991 14:515
    Susan did anyone in the class get them right?
    
    Glenn, congrats in .23.  You got two of the remaining 3.
    
    lEe
26.41I got threeUSWAV1::CURTINTue Feb 12 1991 16:043
    There were two of us.  I missed Olga.  Thanks for all your help!!
    
    Susan
26.42QUASER::JOHNSTONLegitimateSportingPurpose?E.S.A.D.!Tue Feb 12 1991 16:0714
26.43Wild-ass guesses, actually. I was only "sure" of Ali ;-)NAC::G_WAUGAMANTue Feb 12 1991 16:247
    
    > There were two of us.  I missed Olga.  Thanks for all your help!!
    
    Where are my royalties!?
    
    glenn
    
26.44CAM::WAYG Troop 2/3 ACR, #1 Fan...Tue Feb 12 1991 16:445
>    Where are my royalties!?

Well, King of the Hill Carlos is in here somewhere.....
    

26.45FDCV07::KINGJesse's Jets!Wed Feb 13 1991 11:453
    Hey, I was the only one who guessed Ogla....
    
    KING REK
26.46Need help from NHL expertsBASEX::BROWNWed Feb 13 1991 12:0414
    
    I have a trivia question which I don't know the answer to.
    I would appreciate anyone knowledgeable in the NHL to answer
    this question.
    
    The first NHL player to score 10 points in an NHL game was?
    
    a.  Mario Lemieux
    b.  Wayne Gretzky
    c.  Darryl Sittler
    
    The most obvious answer would be Gretzky but I am leaning toward
    Sittler.  Can someone help me here.  A sub from SUBWAY rides on
    the correct answer.
26.47FDCV07::KINGJesse's Jets!Wed Feb 13 1991 12:398
    I seem to recall that Darryl have 6 goals and 4 assists in a game..
    
    Joann?
    Cathy?
    Weinie? ANy hockey nut?
    
    REK
    
26.48Sittler!SHIRE::ELLISWed Feb 13 1991 12:4113
Hey Mr. Brown

>>    c.  Darryl Sittler
    
That's any easy one for me because I was sitting right there in Maple Leaf
Gardens and watched him do it!!

My memory says 1976, but I'm not sure.  It was 6 goals and 4 assists, that I
do recall.  The score was 10-4, and I believe they were playing the Flyers.

HTH,
  
rick
26.49Greatly appreciated!!BASEX::BROWNWed Feb 13 1991 13:188
    
    
    	!!!!!!THANK YOU !!!!!
    
    The trivia game was on a scratch and win game card.  Scratch off
    Sittler and win the prize.
    
    \Phil
26.50QUASER::JOHNSTONLegitimateSportingPurpose?E.S.A.D.!Tue Mar 19 1991 15:1014
Here is a relatively incredible coinkydinky (at least I think so):

Players who have won back-to-back MVP awards at their positions.

There have been only nine of them, and the real coincidence is that each
of the nine played a different position; that is, by coincidence, the
nine winners each represent a separate position.... 1st base, 2nd base,
etc..... so that when all nine are listed, you have a complete team to
field.

Wanta try to finger out who they are? No fair looking it up! Take some
guesses. I'll hold off a day or so putting in the answers.

Mike JN
26.51Still need 1B and LFSHALOT::HUNTSwatch dogs and Diet Coke headsTue Mar 19 1991 15:2211
 Pitcher	Hal Newhouser		Detroit Tigers
 Catcher	Roy Campanella		Brooklyn Dodgers
 First Base
 Second Base	Joe Morgan		Cincinnati Reds
 Third Base	Mike Schmidt		Philadelphia Phillies
 Shortstop	Ernie Banks		Chicago Cubs
 Left Field
 Center Field	Dale Murphy		Atlanta Braves
 Right Field	Roger Maris		New York Yankees
 
 Bob Hunt
26.52QUASER::JOHNSTONLegitimateSportingPurpose?E.S.A.D.!Tue Mar 19 1991 15:3614
Damn, Bob... you're pretty good!
All correct so far except the catcher. We only need three more.

 Pitcher	Hal Newhouser		Detroit Tigers
 Catcher
 First Base
 Second Base	Joe Morgan		Cincinnati Reds
 Third Base	Mike Schmidt		Philadelphia Phillies
 Shortstop	Ernie Banks		Chicago Cubs
 Left Field
 Center Field	Dale Murphy		Atlanta Braves
 Right Field	Roger Maris		New York Yankees
 

26.53NAC::G_WAUGAMANTue Mar 19 1991 15:445
    
    Catcher was Yogi Berra; leftfield Stan Musial, first Jimmy Foxx?
    
    glenn
    
26.54QUASER::JOHNSTONLegitimateSportingPurpose?E.S.A.D.!Tue Mar 19 1991 17:1916
Awesome. Yep Jimmy Foxx (I'd never have guessed him) at first. And
Yogi's the catcher. Stan wasn't the outfielder though. I'm surprised.
This Outfielder would have probably been my first guess.

 Pitcher	Hal Newhouser		Detroit Tigers
 Catcher        Yogi Berra              New York Yankees
 First Base     Jimmy Foxx              (I blanked)!!!
 Second Base	Joe Morgan		Cincinnati Reds
 Third Base	Mike Schmidt		Philadelphia Phillies
 Shortstop	Ernie Banks		Chicago Cubs
 Left Field
 Center Field	Dale Murphy		Atlanta Braves
 Right Field	Roger Maris		New York Yankees
 


26.55A GuessLEAF::MCCULLOUGHLindsey is walking!!Tue Mar 19 1991 17:251
Left Field:  Ted Williams    ?????
26.56More ...SHALOT::HUNTSwatch dogs and Diet Coke headsTue Mar 19 1991 18:1710
 I took a guess on Campanella.  I knew that both he and Berra have multiple
 MVPs so I guessed that Campy got his in at least two consecutive years.
 
 Jimmy Foxx won his MVPs with the Philadelphia Athletics, no ???
 
 I don't think baseball gave out the MVP during the prime of Babe Ruth's
 career but maybe he picked up a couple towards the end of his run.   But
 he was mostly a rightfielder, wasn't he ???   Was Ruth the leftfielder ???
 
 Bob Hunt
26.57how about M.M.EARRTH::GROVESTue Mar 19 1991 18:225
    
      Although he didn't play left field, is Mickey Mantle the other
    outfielder ?
    
      Jim
26.58QUASER::JOHNSTONLegitimateSportingPurpose?E.S.A.D.!Tue Mar 19 1991 18:246
Actually the article I saw didn't plug in Right, Center, and Left Field,
but just `Outfield' (probably because most people end up playing more
than just one position in the Outfield). The other `Outfielder' named
was Mickey Mantle.

Mike JN
26.59Here is some big-time guessing ....LUNER::BROOKSIt's 25 or 6 to 4 .... Tue Mar 19 1991 19:109
    1B - Jimmy Foxx (38,39 ?)
    2B - Joe Morgan (75,76)
    SS - Ernie Banks (58,59 ?)
    3B - Al Rosen (?)
    OF - Ted Williams
    OF - Dave Parker (77-78)
    OF - Roger Maris (60-61)
    C  - Yogi Berra or Roy Campenella (I think  it was Campy)
    P  - Hal Newhouser (44-45)
26.60Didn't Dave Parker win back to back MVP's ?LUNER::BROOKSIt's 25 or 6 to 4 .... Tue Mar 19 1991 19:143
    Dag, I don't peek, and you guys figure it out !
    
    BOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!
26.61QUASER::JOHNSTONLegitimateSportingPurpose?E.S.A.D.!Wed Mar 20 1991 14:1218
Somebody already mentioned (I think) that Bo was last tackled in
football by Kevin Walker - Cincinnati's inside linebacker. (Raiders won
20-10)

Does anybody remember what Bo's last at bat was?

Info after the Form feed.... don't look if you wanna make some guesses.



His last At Bat was at Cleveland on Oct 3rd, 1990
He batted against Cleveland Reliever Doug Jones.
Jackson was pinch hitting for George Brett.
He flied out to Center.
That was the final out of the Royals season, and possibly Bo's final out
as a player.

Mike JN
26.62Future Hall of FamerVAXWRK::SCHNEIDERThe crux of the biscuitWed Mar 20 1991 16:503
    Yeah, but who did Bo get his *first* hit off of?  What team?
    
    Dan
26.64Tom Seaver, Yankees?NAC::G_WAUGAMANWed Mar 20 1991 17:181
    
26.65Nope, nope.VAXWRK::SCHNEIDERThe crux of the biscuitWed Mar 20 1991 17:441
    
26.66It better not be Ron Guidry...NAC::G_WAUGAMANWed Mar 20 1991 18:581
    
26.67Not a Yankee...nor was Seaver ever!VAXWRK::SCHNEIDERThe crux of the biscuitWed Mar 20 1991 19:091
    
26.68Bob Stanley ?EARRTH::BROOKSIt's 25 or 6 to 4 .... Wed Mar 20 1991 19:191
    
26.69Steve Carlton or Gaylord Perry ?EARRTH::BROOKSIt's 25 or 6 to 4 .... Wed Mar 20 1991 19:191
    
26.70Doc got it (.69). Which one? What team?VAXWRK::SCHNEIDERThe crux of the biscuitWed Mar 20 1991 19:351
    
26.71FDCV07::KINGJesse's Jets!Thu Mar 21 1991 11:463
    Perry, Seattle...
    
    REK
26.72Carlton, ChiSox, whom it was easy to forget he played forVAXWRK::SCHNEIDERThe crux of the biscuitThu Mar 21 1991 20:201
    
26.73A Prize for the Winner!SHALOT::MEDVIDwild but not lostFri Mar 22 1991 04:0113
    Here's a good one.  Bob Hunt and Tom Haas are not eligible unless no
    one figures it out by 4:00 PM EST Friday.
    
    The NCAA West Regional is in the Seattle Superdome.  UNLV has the
    advantage of playing this court this season, yet they played
    no teams from the state of Washington, nor did they participate in any
    tournament there.  How so?
    
    Be specific.  If you get the answer, I'll send you a souvenir from this
    years tournament...the extra ticket to tonight's SE Regional that I
    couldn't unload.
    
    	--dan'l
26.74REFINE::ASHEYou're watching 3CP1, All-Russian TV...Fri Mar 22 1991 12:521
    Didn't they play Alaska Anchorage there to start the season?
26.75CSC32::J_HERNANDEZAFoolAndHisMoneyAreSoonParty'inFri Mar 22 1991 13:361
    They beat the Sonics 112-98?
26.76CHIEFF::CHILDSBaseball = Hi-Bore-Nation Season ;^(Fri Mar 22 1991 14:305
 Did they play the Russian there when they were touring the scene playing
 colleges?

 mike
26.77QUASER::JOHNSTONLegitimateSportingPurpose?E.S.A.D.!Fri Mar 22 1991 15:3614
I don't know the answer re: UNLV

but while people are guessing that one... I have a couple trivia items:

The five best defensive clubs in the Sweet Sixteen this year:

Rank	Team	pts. allowed 	Season Rank
1. 	Utah	   62.7		   Fifth
2.	Temple	   63.7		  Seventh
3.	UConn	   65.4		   Tenth
4.	Okla. St   66.5		  Twelveth
5.	E. Mich.   67.1		 Thirteenth

Mike JN
26.78QUASER::JOHNSTONLegitimateSportingPurpose?E.S.A.D.!Fri Mar 22 1991 15:3811
In March of 1940, the Yankees were up for sale.

Asking price:



4 million dollars

That'd just about buy one superstar baseball player in today's market.

Mike JN
26.79QUASER::JOHNSTONLegitimateSportingPurpose?E.S.A.D.!Fri Mar 22 1991 15:4315
For last year's Major League Baseball Season...

Who had the distinction of being the year's WORST in fielding
percentage?



Bo Jackson

His fielding percentage was .952

He could be counted on to have an error at least once for every
twenty-one times he had a chance to touch the ball.

Mike JN
26.80QUASER::JOHNSTONLegitimateSportingPurpose?E.S.A.D.!Fri Mar 22 1991 15:4714
Who was selected as this year's 

Gatorade High School Player Of The Year?



6' 10" Chris Webber

from Detroit Country Day School in Birmingham, Michigan

He's being touted as the best Basketball player to come out of Michigan
since a young dude by the name of Earvin Johnson.

Mike JN
26.81No winner yetSHALOT::MEDVIDwild but not lostFri Mar 22 1991 15:485
>    Didn't they play Alaska Anchorage there to start the season?
    
    This is the closest answer so far...but it is only 1/3 correct.
    
    	--dan'l
26.82Alaska Northern SlopeWMOIS::REEVE_CFri Mar 22 1991 15:571
    
26.83It's worth a shot...BSS::JCOTANCHColorado Football: #1 for 1990Fri Mar 22 1991 17:062
    The court was temporarily shipped to Anchorage for the Great-Alaska
    Shootout?
26.84REFINE::ASHEYou're watching 3CP1, All-Russian TV...Fri Mar 22 1991 17:134
    They played Alaska Anchorage because there's some limit to the number
    of games outside the greater 48 or something like that.  That's how
    Nova got bit with St. Francis I think.  Tark didn't want to go outside
    the greater 48 so they played in Seattle.
26.85You are blazing toward the answerSHALOT::MEDVIDwild but not lostFri Mar 22 1991 17:233
    .83 is oh so close, but not correct.  
    
    	--dan'l
26.86FDCV07::KINGJesse's Jets!Fri Mar 22 1991 17:333
    Didn't they play the game in Canada?... Vancover? Winnapeg?....
    
    REK
26.87Uh huh. Give more of the specifics and you got it!SHALOT::MEDVIDwild but not lostFri Mar 22 1991 17:380
26.88RIPPLE::DEVLIN_JOUn Rosalind der schplatFri Mar 22 1991 17:558
    I  eliebe there was a hoop tourney in Vancouver, Canada.  They used
    the portable court that hte Kingdome uses.  I believe the other
    schools included at least one Canadien University (U of BC), possible
    Alaska-Anchorage, and maybe another Canadien team.
    
    UNLV won.
    
    JD
26.89Combining notes .83 and .86....BSS::JCOTANCHColorado Football: #1 for 1990Fri Mar 22 1991 17:554
    I would guess that the floor was shipped to wherever the game was
    played in Canada, which is where UNLV played.
    
    Joe
26.90YoU mAy Be RightSHALOT::MEDVIDwild but not lostFri Mar 22 1991 18:476
    You are right, the floor was moved.
    
    Somebody's gonna get this real soon.  Where was it and who did UNLV
    play?
    
    	--dan'l
26.91MCIS1::DHAMELKill me with Cadbury Cream EggsFri Mar 22 1991 18:555
    
    And just be sure your answer is in the form of a question.
    
    -Alex
    
26.92It was University of ...SHALOT::HUNTSwatch dogs and Diet Coke headsFri Mar 22 1991 19:106
26.93SHALOT::MEDVIDwild but not lostFri Mar 22 1991 19:125
    Ah...yes...Bobby...you've been waiting patiently, but now you have to
    tell the whole Poker story...and for extra credit, who beat Georgia
    Tech on that same night.
    
    	--dan'l
26.94UABSHALOT::HUNTSwatch dogs and Diet Coke headsFri Mar 22 1991 19:2124
 Okay, the whole story ...
 
 First weekend in December, my Significant Other boogied on down to visit
 her sister in Miami so the Breadmaker here decided he was going to invite
 "Da Boys" over for some satellite TV sports hopping, some poker, lots of
 brewskies, and some good ol' fashioned American male belchin', scratchin',
 and carryin' on.
 
 From 8:00pm until it was over, we watched the Hornets lose to the Knicks
 in the Garden as Ewing scored 51.  That ugly SOB owns the Hornets.  Geez,
 we need an axe to chop him down.  After the Hornets game was over, we
 found the Florida vs Florida State football game and then soon afterwards
 switched over to the Lakers against the Suns in Phoenix.
 
 Around about midnight when just about all the East coast games were done,
 we scanned the birds one mo' time and found UNLV playing in Vancouver, BC. 
 And, Dan'l is right, they had imported the floor from the Kingdome up to
 Vancouver.
 
 Vegas was playing ...	the University of Alabama-Birmingham Blazers.
 
 I have no idea who Georgia Tech lost to that night.
 
 Bob Hunt
26.95So what's UABR? Dan'l's clue threw me...NAC::G_WAUGAMANFri Mar 22 1991 19:251
    
26.96Couldn't cReate an easY give awaySHALOT::MEDVIDwild but not lostFri Mar 22 1991 19:3918
    Sorry, I tried everything in that note title without totally giving it
    away...
    
    U mAy Be right
    yoU mAy Be right
    etc.
    
    I had to make it a little tougher than that.  Please don't put me on
    trial. 8-(
    
    FWIW, GT lost to Richmond.  I remember it distinctly because Bob was
    really surpised and I wasn't.  "Bob," I said ('cause that's his name),
    "all they have is Kenny Anderson."  How true that statement turned out
    to be.
    
    It's been a good day.  See ya'll on Monday!
    
    	--dan'l
26.97Since 'Night Shift' is one of Hawk's favorites...SHALOT::MEDVIDwe were never being boringMon Mar 25 1991 10:529
    Since this is Oscar night, the airwaves are full of things about
    'Dances With Wolves' and Kevin Costnar.  In '82 he had a itty-bitty
    part in 'Francis' with Jessica Lange, and he played the dead body in
    'The Big Chill' but can anyone name his part in one of the 80's
    classics 'Night Shift'?
    
    No, it's not where he got his start playing dead bodies.
    
    	--dan'l
26.98RE" CostnarCAM::MAZURIt ain't the meat, it's the lotion.Mon Mar 25 1991 13:011
    Was he the relative of the boss who got the Fonz's day job ?
26.99REFINE::ASHEYou're watching 3CP1, All-Russian TV...Mon Mar 25 1991 16:031
    Hey, who won da prize?
26.100SHALOT::MEDVIDwe were never being boringMon Mar 25 1991 17:2619
    REK, JD, and Joe all got portions of the answer but no one named UAB as
    the opposing team before Bob Hunt piped in.  If it means that much to
    ya, I'm willing to send you my ticket stubs.  That way you get a
    portion of the ticket since you only got a portion of the answer...but
    I only have two ticket stubs.
    
    Otherwise, I declare the contest void.  Whatever.  I'm easy.
    
    RE: Kevin Costnar
    
    He played a bumb on the subway playing a saxaphone and hitting Henry
    Winkler up for some change.
    
    RE: Tex Cobb
    
    Did we ever get an answer to that MASH linked trivia question last
    week?
    
    	--dan'l
26.101The GigVAXWRK::SCHNEIDERThe crux of the biscuitMon Mar 25 1991 17:5613
    >Did we ever get an answer to that MASH linked trivia question last
    >week?
    
    No, the answer is _The Gig_.  You want to have a good evening?  Go rent
    it!  It's got the actor who played Trapper John in M*A*S*H and a few
    other notables (Cleavon Little, Tex) and is about ordinary people who
    yearn to be jazz musicians.  Low budget, and small run means it never
    hit the main theatre, but if I recall it one an award at TOronto or
    Cannes about 6 years ago, which is what turned me on to it.
    
    It's played on A & E a few times recently.
    
    Dan
26.102CAM::WAYProps have great shoulders to lean onMon Mar 25 1991 17:5814
>    No, the answer is _The Gig_.  You want to have a good evening?  Go rent
>    it!  It's got the actor who played Trapper John in M*A*S*H and a few
>    other notables (Cleavon Little, Tex) and is about ordinary people who
>    yearn to be jazz musicians.  Low budget, and small run means it never
>    hit the main theatre, but if I recall it one an award at TOronto or
>    Cannes about 6 years ago, which is what turned me on to it.


Yeah, Wayne Rogers plays clarinet or sax I think.  They were playing
small resort clubs in Upstate NY or something like that, right?

Been a while since I've seen that one.....

'Saw
26.103SHALOT::MEDVIDwe were never being boringMon Mar 25 1991 18:205
    What instrament does Tex play?  I'm having a hard time picturing
    anything but symbols.
    
    	--dan'l
    
26.104Intrument? Tex's a thug.VAXWRK::SCHNEIDERThe crux of the biscuitMon Mar 25 1991 19:551
    
26.105BSS::JCOTANCHColorado Football: #1 for 1990Thu Mar 28 1991 22:059
    I heard a pretty good one the other day, and thought I'd put in here
    before the tourney is over.  I'll put the answer in here Friday
    afternoon.
    
    Name the first and last teams alphabetically that have ever played in
    the NCAA tournament.  For example, Arkansas and Washington would be a
    good guess.
    
    Joe
26.106An early Friday-type start :^>WFOV12::MORRISONFan mail from some flounder?Fri Mar 29 1991 10:284
      Abilene Christian and Yahoo City Community College :^>
    
      Bull~
    
26.107Alabama/XavierMETS::DERRYDonnieWahlbergLightsMyFireFri Mar 29 1991 10:321
    
26.108MCIS1::DHAMELRedSox: Building momentum since '18Fri Mar 29 1991 12:123
    
    Aardvark Academy and Zoo-Mass?
    
26.109Abadabdo U and Ypsilanti?NEMAIL::LEARYMFri Mar 29 1991 12:151
    
26.110I'll guess Alabama and YaleSTAR::YANKOWSKASPaul YankowskasFri Mar 29 1991 12:171
    
26.111Air Force and Yale ?CSCOA1::ROLLINS_RFri Mar 29 1991 12:360
26.112.111 is correct...Congrats!BSS::JCOTANCHColorado Football: #1 for 1990Fri Mar 29 1991 13:071
    
26.113RIPPLE::DEVLIN_JOYou shop at K-Mart!!Fri Mar 29 1991 14:013
    No one has got the person that the first spike is attributed to....
    
    JD
26.114BOSOX::TIMMONSI'm a Pepere!Fri Mar 29 1991 14:403
    Didn't Noah invent the first spike for use in building the Ark?
    
    lEe
26.115COMET::WADEI won't....back....down.Fri Mar 29 1991 14:586
    
    lEe,
    
    	You were there, you tell us! ;^)
    
    Claybroon
26.116NEMAIL::LEARYMFri Mar 29 1991 16:243
    First spike= White Shoes? (or first dance)
    
    
26.117HintRIPPLE::DEVLIN_JOYou shop at K-Mart!!Fri Mar 29 1991 16:285
    It's kinda a trick question.
    
    Hint:  It didn't happen in a real game, but a filmed one...
    
    JD
26.118MCIS1::DHAMELRedSox: Building momentum since '18Fri Mar 29 1991 16:5616
    
    M*A*S*H ?  Damn good football game in that one, but I thought spiking
    was invented before that.
    
    Uhmmmm....2nd choice:  Ronald Raygun as George Gipp?
    
    3rd choice:  Charlton Heston as Moses when he spikes the two stone
    tablets in the endzone at the "Golden Calf Bowl."
    
    Which reminds me of Moses coming down from the mountain and he's
    yelling ahead to his people, "I have spoken to the Lord. And he has
    given me these fifteen OOPS! *CRASH*...uh, these TEN commandments!"
    
    Dickstah
    
    
26.119CAM::WAYProps have great shoulders to lean onFri Mar 29 1991 16:566
Oh wow, oh wow....

Burt Reynolds in the longest yard.....??????


'Saw
26.120QUASER::JOHNSTONLegitimateSportingPurpose?E.S.A.D.!Fri Mar 29 1991 16:571
Spearchucker in *M*A*S*H*  ??
26.121QUASER::JOHNSTONLegitimateSportingPurpose?E.S.A.D.!Fri Mar 29 1991 17:005
Name the Major Pro Teams that share a common name:

( example::: Houston Oilers.... Edmonton Oilers )

Mike JN
26.122QUASER::JOHNSTONLegitimateSportingPurpose?E.S.A.D.!Fri Mar 29 1991 17:0316
Somebody told me this one, but I don't know if it's true. Can anybody
let me know?

Question: 
	What pitcher has struck out more Yankees than any other pitcher
in history.




Answer: Babe Ruth, with the Red Sox.


Is that true?

MIke JN
26.123QUASER::JOHNSTONLegitimateSportingPurpose?E.S.A.D.!Fri Mar 29 1991 17:056
It said on the radio today, that at the top of his career, Ty Cobb was
making $60 per month.

Mike JN

PS - I think today's his birthday.
26.124Don't know the answer, but it's not the BabeVAXWRK::SCHNEIDERThe crux of the biscuitFri Mar 29 1991 17:079
>Answer: Babe Ruth, with the Red Sox.

>Is that true?
    
    I highly doubt it.  Does the question refer to one game, which leaves
    it a possiblity?  If it's one game, I'd still take Ryan well before
    Ruth.  If it's career, Jim Palmer would be near the top of my list.
    
    Dan
26.125METS::DERRYDonnieWahlbergLightsMyFireFri Mar 29 1991 17:104
    I'll go along with Frank and say Burt, in the Longest Yard.
    
    Winnipeg Jets/NY Jets
    SF Giants/NY Giants
26.126CHIEFF::MACNEALruck `n' rollFri Mar 29 1991 17:121
    Pitcher to strike out most Yankees?  How about Al Nipper ;^)
26.127AXIS::ROBICHAUDDockers...Pants for |CENSORED|sFri Mar 29 1991 17:1310
	Sacramento Kings  Los Angeles Kings
	St. Louis Cardinals  Phoenix Cardinals
	New York Islanders  Islanders ('rasslin tag team)
	New York Rangers  Texas Rangers
	Buffalo Bills  Boston Red Sox (lottsa dollar bills)
	Seattle Sea"hawks"  Atlanta "Hawks"  Chicago Black "Hawks"
	New York Football Giants  San Francisco Giants
	Los Angeles Clippers  Washington Senators
	New York Jets  Winnipeg Jets
	Montreal Canadiens  Vancouver Canucks
26.129AXIS::ROBICHAUDDockers...Pants for |CENSORED|sFri Mar 29 1991 17:152
    	Seattle Mariners  Maine Mariners
    	Chicago Bears  Chicago Cubs  Boston Bruins
26.130Sounds like there's some info missing...NAC::G_WAUGAMANFri Mar 29 1991 17:1711
    
    > I highly doubt it.  Does the question refer to one game, which leaves
    > it a possiblity?  If it's one game, I'd still take Ryan well before
    > Ruth.  If it's career, Jim Palmer would be near the top of my list.
    
    I think Walter Johnson still holds the AL record for strikeouts ahead
    of the fast-closing Nolan Ryan.  I'd be surprised if Palmer dominated
    the Yanks enough to be ahead of either Johnson or Ryan.
    
    glenn
    
26.131FYI, FWIW, etc...METS::DERRYDonnieWahlbergLightsMyFireFri Mar 29 1991 17:183
    According to my Red Sox trivia book (5 years old), of Sox pitchers,
    Babe Ruth has the best winning percentage against the Yanks - based
    on at least 20 decisions.  He was 17-5.
26.132We have the correct answer...RIPPLE::DEVLIN_JOYou shop at K-Mart!!Fri Mar 29 1991 17:4312
    DING DING DING!!!
    
    Dickstah has the correct answer:
    
    
    
    Ronald Reagan, as George Gip, is acknowleged to have made the first
    recorded spike.  It's not a major league spike, but a spike
    nonetheless.
    
    
    JD
26.133slow afternoon...METS::DERRYDonnieWahlbergLightsMyFireFri Mar 29 1991 17:474
    What NY Yankee broke up Bobby Ojeda's no-hitter, in the 9th inning,
    in Sept. '81??
    
    What were Ted Williams' 3 nicknames?
26.134SACT41::ROSSPapa's got a brand new bag {and dress}Fri Mar 29 1991 17:513
>    What were Ted Williams' 3 nicknames?

The Tedster, Tedoroni, Tedmeister
26.135MCIS1::DHAMELRedSox: Building momentum since '18Fri Mar 29 1991 17:547
    
    Teddy Ballgame, The splendid Splinter, The Kid
    
    Pro teams:  Boston Bruins, UCLA Bruins ;^)
    
    Dickstah
    
26.136STRATA::CAPPELSmelts are a wonderful fishFri Mar 29 1991 17:551
    The splendid splinter, Teddy Ballgame and Mr. Personality
26.137CARROL::LEFEBVRERather be trout huntin'Fri Mar 29 1991 17:553
    Ted, Ed, Eddie.
    
    Mark.
26.138Mr. Dickstah got it.METS::DERRYDonnieWahlbergLightsMyFireFri Mar 29 1991 18:021
    
26.139Not just from baseball, but Cobb was a millionaire at 40NAC::G_WAUGAMANFri Mar 29 1991 18:0513
> It said on the radio today, that at the top of his career, Ty Cobb was
> making $60 per month.
    
    This sounds like one of your basic growing legends, where as the modern
    day salaries go up, the oldtimers' go down.  Cobb was probably making
    somewhere between $15,000-$20,000 a year by the time he hung them up.
    He was probably making $60/month playing for the Buford Bigots of the 
    Georgia Agricultural League in 1905, and being fined twice that while 
    gambling ten times that much away in the bigs.
    
    glenn
      
26.140MCIS1::DHAMELRedSox: Building momentum since '18Fri Mar 29 1991 18:086
    
    >                           -< Mr. Dickstah got it. >-
     
    Ya doesn't hasta call me Mistah (even though I'm prob'ly as old as
    yer pappy).
                                
26.141QUASER::JOHNSTONLegitimateSportingPurpose?E.S.A.D.!Fri Mar 29 1991 18:109
THE SPLENDID SPLINTER!?!!?

I didn't know that.

Chainsaw told me that was Hawk's wife's secret name for Hawk's woody.


troof is stranger than friction
Mike JN
26.142Friday againNEMAIL::LEARYMFri Mar 29 1991 18:255
    No No No
    She meant SPLINT. It needs a Splendid Splint
    
    Mucho smileys
    
26.143You guys are ruthless!!CUBIC7::DIGGINSWhat the hell is that?Fri Mar 29 1991 18:347
    
    I'M ROOOOOOOOLIN' !!!! Splendid Splinter! HA HA HAHA!!
    
    
    
    
    Steve
26.145MCIS1::DHAMELRedSox: Building momentum since '18Fri Mar 29 1991 18:503
    
    HAHAHAHAHA!  The Splendid Splint!  Laff of the day material, there.
    
26.146BOSOX::TIMMONSI'm a Pepere!Mon Apr 01 1991 10:543
    Most strikeouts of Yankees:  Frank Lary?
    
    lEe
26.147WMOIS::JBARROWSOne in a millionMon Apr 01 1991 15:213
    Name the 5 players to have worn #13 this year in the NHL.
    
    
26.148CAM::WAYProps have great shoulders to lean onMon Apr 01 1991 15:381
One of them is Sanderson for Hartford....
26.149Back, back, back, ...SHALOT::HUNTSwatch dogs and Diet Coke headsMon Apr 01 1991 15:545
    Name the only sport where the winners go backwards.
    
    And, no, it's not the "Fosbury Flop" high jump style.
    
    Bob Hunt
26.150Rowing ;^)COMET::WADEI won't....back....down.Mon Apr 01 1991 15:561
    
26.151NopeSHALOT::HUNTSwatch dogs and Diet Coke headsMon Apr 01 1991 16:207
 Nope, it ain't rowing.   The argument against rowing is that the boat is
 going forwards even though the rowers are facing backwards.   The correct
 answer is a sport where the winners are going backwards on purpose.
 
 This was a Jeopardy question a few days ago.
 
 Bob Hunt
26.152DECWET::METZGEROh No, I've said too much...Mon Apr 01 1991 16:245
Swimming the backstroke ?


metz
26.153Must be TUG-O-WAR???DELREY::POLAY_CHWarmer in CA than MA!Mon Apr 01 1991 16:251
    
26.154Tug O' War it isSHALOT::HUNTSwatch dogs and Diet Coke headsMon Apr 01 1991 17:404
    "What is Tug Of War ?" was indeed the correct "question" to the
    Jeopardy "answer".
    
    Bob Hunt
26.155CAM::WAYProps have great shoulders to lean onMon Apr 01 1991 17:453
Actually a better "answer" would have been 

	The offspring of Tug McGraw and Man o' War.
26.156WMOIS::JBARROWSOne in a millionMon Apr 01 1991 18:0710
    .148 is one of two that were worn in Hartford this year!!!!!
                                        
    1. Geoff Sanderson
    2. ?
    3. ?
    4. ?
    5. ?
    
    Hint:  Four out of the five were/are worn in the Adams Division, the
    fifth in the Smythe.
26.157CAM::WAYProps have great shoulders to lean onMon Apr 01 1991 18:098
                                        
    1. Geoff Sanderson
    2. Carey Wilson
    3.                (hint) bruins
    4.                (hint) canadiens
    5. ?
    

26.158WMOIS::JBARROWSOne in a millionMon Apr 01 1991 18:227
26.159I got 2!CUBIC7::DIGGINSWhat the hell is that?Mon Apr 01 1991 18:377
    
    Wes Walz for the B's
    Ken Linesman for the Oiler's
    And someone on Quebec
    
    
    Steve
26.160A ProtestSHALOT::MEDVIDat scorer's table for extended blowMon Apr 01 1991 19:139
    I beg to differ about Tug o' War.  Are not men moving backward making
    the rope go forward, like men in a boat are making it go forward?  The
    backstroke sounded correct, but it is not an individual sport.
    
    Bob, was that all there was to the question?  What category was it
    under?  Something like "Rope Sports" would make sense, but nothing
    less.
    
    	--dan'l
26.161CAM::WAYProps have great shoulders to lean onMon Apr 01 1991 19:2717
>    Wes Walz for the B's
>    Ken Linesman for the Oiler's
>    And someone on Quebec
    
Dang!@@!@!@@!

I couldn't remember Linesman's name (that Rat, right?) and I knew he
wasn't on Boston anymore, but he DID wear it when he was there.

Walz didn't come to mind...

Don't know who on the Nords....Sakic is #19, right?


Good question Jo.....

'Saw
26.162That should do it!!!WMOIS::JBARROWSOne in a millionMon Apr 01 1991 19:346
    Sakic is #19....
    
    I'll give you guys another hint:
    
    He's Swedish and his initials are M.S. (The Nords scoring leader AFTER
    Sakic), and oh yeah, he's a rookie!
26.163MCIS1::DHAMELRedSox: Building momentum since '18Mon Apr 01 1991 19:4910
    
    Answer to "Backwards" question:
    
    The NY Yankees.
    
    Oh, that was *winners* going backward, not *whiners* going backward.
    Sorry, I was reading da Broons file again and got confused. ;^)
    
    Dickstah
    
26.164REFINE::ASHEWhat happened to Bert Campanaris?Tue Apr 02 1991 04:261
    Mats Sundin..
26.165BOSOX::TIMMONSI'm a Pepere!Tue Apr 02 1991 09:405
    Heard this on the radio this AM:
    
    Who is credited with scoring the first 3 pointer in NBA history?
    
    lEe
26.166COBRA::DINSMOREHeading towards inner peaceTue Apr 02 1991 10:064
    Just a wild guess Lee, Chris Ford?
    
    dinz
    
26.167WMOIS::JBARROWSOne in a millionTue Apr 02 1991 12:055
    DInz,
    
    Ya beat me to the answer!!!
    
    
26.168Pale RiderCAM::MAZURIt ain't the meat, it's the lotion.Wed Apr 03 1991 12:229
    Here's a good one:
    
    Sunday Night my wife and I watched the Clint Eastwood film, Pale Rider.
    Well the "bad guys" in the movie were a father and son gold mining company
    that was trying to take over some settler's land.  My wife says, "Hey
    guess who that is.  I never saw him in anything else besides ...."
    
    What actor portrayed the father in that mining company and what TV show
    is he on now ?
26.169CAM::WAYProps have great shoulders to lean onWed Apr 03 1991 12:4118
>    that was trying to take over some settler's land.  My wife says, "Hey
>    guess who that is.  I never saw him in anything else besides ...."
>    
>    What actor portrayed the father in that mining company and what TV show
>    is he on now ?


Richard Dysart, LA Law.

He also played the Barbed Wire Salesman in Back to the Future III....

And, if you listen carefully, his voice is on many commercials...

What do I win?

8^)

'Saw
26.170you're no funCAM::MAZURIt ain't the meat, it's the lotion.Wed Apr 03 1991 12:502
    >What do I win?
    My unending respect or what's behind door number 3.
26.171CAM::WAYProps have great shoulders to lean onWed Apr 03 1991 13:158
>    My unending respect or what's behind door number 3.


I'll go with your unending respect.  Knowing you, I have a feeling
what's behind Door Number 3 isn't something I'd want anyway 8^)

'SAw

26.172REFINE::ASHEWhat happened to Bert Campanaris?Wed Apr 03 1991 16:432
    He was also was Melvyn Douglas' assistant in Being There... that
    was a great movie.... (Peter Sellers, Shirley Maclane...)
26.173CARROL::LEFEBVREOuja Board School of ManagementWed Apr 03 1991 16:573
    Dysart also played Harry Truman in _War and Remembrance_.
    
    Mark.
26.174Really brings something to the roleVAXWRK::SCHNEIDERThe crux of the biscuitWed Apr 03 1991 17:194
    I didn't see Pale Rider, but just for fun I was gonna guess John Schuck
    (sp?).  He's awesome in The New Munsters.
    
    Dan
26.175Another ...SHALOT::HUNTSwatch dogs and Diet Coke headsWed Apr 03 1991 17:227
 Richard Dysart also played Rocky's grandpa in Peter Bogdanovich's "Mask"
 that starred Cher.
 
 Rocky Dennis was the kid who suffered and died from "Elephant Man's
 Disease".
 
 Bob Hunt
26.176CAM::WAYProps have great shoulders to lean onWed Apr 03 1991 17:3013
> Richard Dysart also played Rocky's grandpa in Peter Bogdanovich's "Mask"
> that starred Cher.

I really enjoyed that movie.  Of course, Sam Elliot is another one of
my favorites too....


Did anyone see the Ricky Bell Story last night?  I don't know how I 
missed hearing of his disease and death when it happened, but I honestly
didn't know what was gonna happen until the movie got there...  Wow....


'Saw
26.177WMOIS::JBARROWSI've been told about YOU!Wed Apr 03 1991 19:234
26.1787221::JHENDRYJohn Hendry, DTN 297-2623Wed Apr 03 1991 19:456
    Yo Bob Hunt,
    
    Is the Ricky Bell Story another "Cindy Movie", as you so appropriately
    referred to Brian's Song?
    
    John
26.179QUASER::JOHNSTONLegitimateSportingPurpose?E.S.A.D.!Wed Apr 03 1991 19:5314
Longest NCAA winning streaks:



Games   Team          Years        Upset by:   Score
-----   ----          -----        ---------   -----
 88     UCLA          71-74        Notre Dame  71-71
 60     San Francisco 55-57        Illinois    62-33
 47     UCLA          66-68        Houston     71-69
 45     UNLV          90-91        Duke        79-77
 44     Texas         13-17        Rice        24-18


Mike JN
26.180QUASER::JOHNSTONLegitimateSportingPurpose?E.S.A.D.!Wed Apr 03 1991 19:556
ND over UCLA 71-70

not 71-71 as erroneously reported earlier


Mike JN
26.181Plaining with pain might have got him killedHPSRAD::SANTOSBo, get a Pump for your hipWed Apr 03 1991 19:5811
    The Ricky Bell Story, good movie, its shame his life was cut so short.
    I remember when he was draft #1 by his old USC coach(what is his name)
    and the fact that he was bigger than Tony Dorsett therefore better 
    suited for the pro game. I always wondered what would have happened on
    the football field if Tampa took Tony and Dallas took Ricky Bell. Sure
    enough a line in the movie has Bell saying he would have led the league
    in rushing if he had gone to Dallas.

    Anthony Davis looked awful.

Chuck
26.182Re: .-1 John McKayVAXWRK::SCHNEIDERThe crux of the biscuitWed Apr 03 1991 20:041
    
26.183AbsolutelySHALOT::HUNTSwatch dogs and Diet Coke headsWed Apr 03 1991 20:5718
26.184LEAF::MCCULLOUGHLindsey is walking!!Thu Apr 04 1991 12:258
26.185I don't know the answer...WFOV12::MORRISONFan mail from some flounder?Thu Apr 04 1991 12:285
    
        Who was the Mets regular 2nd baseman before Wally Backman?
    
        Bull~
    
26.1867221::JHENDRYJohn Hendry, DTN 297-2623Thu Apr 04 1991 13:0111
    Bob,
    
    I meant to warn you that a "Cindy movie" was coming but we were having
    network trouble here along with the trouble we were having getting into
    the conference.
    
    It must be terribly hard to keep a straight face while the spigots are
    open and the tears are flowing.  I would have a lot of trouble trying
    to keep from bursting out laughing.
    
    John
26.187More ...SHALOT::HUNTSwatch dogs and Diet Coke headsThu Apr 04 1991 13:4712
 Thanks for thinking of me, Ninja, but no need to worry.  CBS hyped
 "Triumph Of The Heart - The Ricky Bell Story" to death during the Final
 Four.   Cindy had penciled it in days before it ran on Tuesday night.
 
 She gets really torqued at me when I laugh outwardly at her movies.  
 That's part of the mystique of keeping a marriage going ... knowing when
 and how to laugh while keeping a completely serious dead pan face.   Takes
 years of OJT.   I was silent "rolling" big time during that movie.
 
 Re: Mets' pre-Backman second sacker ...  Doug Flynn ???
 
 Bob Hunt
26.189CAM::WAYHWRFC ClydescaleThu Apr 04 1991 14:1217
>    re: keeping a marriage going...takes years of OJT.
>    
>    Agreed.  However, you wanna make sure it's YOU training the spouse, not
>    vice versa...
    

Hawk, I'm no expert *obviously*, but from what I've seen, they train
you subliminally.  All through your married life, you think you've got
the upper hand, but they're working that little espionage deal behind
the scenes, all the covert operations etc etc etc...

I mean, when you come right down to it, Cindy WAS watching.  Bob may
have been laughing behind a stone-face, but what was on the TV.....

[many wry 8^)]

'Saw
26.190I need to expose you two to some tear gas ... :-)EARRTH::BROOKSThe 83 Coogs, 88 Sooners, 91 UNLVThu Apr 04 1991 14:181
    Bob, you have no heart .... you and the Ninja are quite a pair ...
26.1917221::JHENDRYJohn Hendry, DTN 297-2623Thu Apr 04 1991 14:297
    The Ninja has a heart alright, but I can certainly see the humor in
    this situation.  After all, Bob started it by calling Brian's Song a
    "Cindy movie" and not a sports movie.
    
    Doc, your ticket for Patriots Day is in the mail.
    
    John
26.192Some easy NCAA questionsPENSAR::LAZARUSDavid Lazarus @KYO,323-4353Thu Apr 04 1991 14:4813
    Some easy NCAA questions:
    
    1) In the last 20 years,two states have produced four different final-4
    teams. Name the states and the teams.
    
    2) Name the three conferences which had two of their members play each
    other in the finals and name the matchups.
    
    3) When was the last time a conference sent two teams to the final 4 and
    saw neither of them make the finals?
    
    4) What was the matchup the last time the Eastern Regional final did
    not contain an ACC team?
26.193REFINE::ASHEWhat happened to Anthony Michael Hall?Thu Apr 04 1991 14:481
    I can't come up with one... Flynn?  Tom Foley?  Brian Giles?
26.194To the best of my recollection ...SHALOT::HUNTSwatch dogs and Diet Coke headsThu Apr 04 1991 15:2225
26.195Hunted downPENSAR::LAZARUSDavid Lazarus @KYO,323-4353Thu Apr 04 1991 20:292
    Youre good Bob!!! Well,I guess they're easy for a fellow
    ACC'er(Maryland '78). Did it take you less than a minute?
26.196COMET::JOHNSTONWonFarfugIsKnotEnuf! WhoIsTooBlam?!Mon Apr 08 1991 15:0621
                   Here's some more NCAA Tourney Trivia:

       Who had the five top scoring averages in NCAA Tourney History?
   (This includes multiple appearances [years], but is still an AVERAGE)
   
                                                   APPEARANCES
      NAME       POINTS      SCHOOL      GAMES        YEARS    

   Austin Carr    41.3     Notre Dame      7         68-70-71
   

   Bill Bradley   33.7     Princeton       9         63-64-65


   Oscar Robinson 32.4     Cincinnati     10         58-59-60
   

   Jerry West     30.6     West Va.        9         58-59-60
   

   Elvin Hayes    27.5     Hhouston       13         66-67-68
26.197COMET::JOHNSTONWonFarfugIsKnotEnuf! WhoIsTooBlam?!Mon Apr 08 1991 15:2129
                             Here's some more:

   Which players had the top five Single-Game rebounding performances in
   NCAA Tourney History? 

    

       NAME       REBOUNDS               SCHOOLS               YEAR
   
    
   Nate Thurmond     31        Bowling Green vs Mississippi    1963
   

   Jerry Lucas       30           Ohio State vs Kentucky       1961
   

   Tony Kimball      29       Connecticut vs St Joseph's, Pa   1965
   

   Elvin Hayes      28             Houston vs Pacific         1966
   

   Fifth place is ties:

   Elvin Hayes      27           Houston vs Loyala, Ill       1969
   John Green       27         Michigan State vs Notre Dame   1957
   Paul Silas       27          Creighton vs Oklahoma City    1964

26.198COMET::JOHNSTONWonFarfugIsKnotEnuf! WhoIsTooBlam?!Mon Apr 08 1991 15:4636
   According to Bob Gibbons - ALL STAR SPORTS - in NC (a publication that
   specializes in High School Recruiting), these are the Top Ten IMPACT 
   Freshman for next year:

   RANK    NAME        HEIGHT    POSITION       FROM       SIGNED WITH
                                                        (or committed to)

   1  Glenn Robinson    6'9"     Forward      Gary Ind.       Purdue
   	Hasn't yet qualified academically - Intense Power Player

   2  Chris Webber      6'8"     Forward   Birmingham, Mich  Michigan
   	This year's most gifted athlete - sometimes a showboat

   3  Juwan Howard      6'9"     Forward       Chicago       Michigan
   	Hasn't yet qualified academically - strong, versatile, flashy

   4  Cherokee Parks   6'11"     Center  Huntington Beach,Ca   Duke
   	Top true post player in the draft - great passer - like a Walton

   5  James Forrest     6'7"     Forward       Atlanta     Georgia Tech
   	Compared a lot to Johnson from UNLV - Power + great outside shot

   6  Alan Henderson    6'9"     Forward     Indianapolis    Indiana
   	A star under Knight - great shot - finesse player

   7  David Vaughn     6'10" Center/Forward   Nashville    Memphis State
   	A young David Robinson - great range - great high post

   8  Ben Davis         6'9"     Center  Mouth of Wilson Va   Kansas
   	Big, strong, and goes to the boards with a vengeance

   9  Jalen Rose        6'8"  Guard.Forward     Detroit      Michigan
   	Great three point shooter

   10 Donald Williams   6'3"      Guard       Garner NC    North Carolina
   	Often ccompared to Rodney Moore - a great pure shooter
26.199After lasted(tm) night!WMOIS::JBARROWSI've been told about YOU!Mon Apr 08 1991 17:356
    Here's some fun trivia:
    
    What NHL team is the only one to have TWO (2) home arenas??
    
    
    The Boston Bruins......one in Boston, the other in Hartford!!! ;^)
26.200COMET::JOHNSTONStand Back! I'll handle this!Tue Apr 16 1991 14:1433
Who are the top five highest scoring trios of teammates in NBA History?



Place | Avg. Combined Pts. | Team | Years |    Players    | Avg. Pts.

1st            76.7         Nuggets 82-83  Kiki Vandeweghe    26.7
                                            Alex English      28.4
                                             Dan Issel        21.6

2nd            72.1         Seattle 86-87    Dale Ellis       25.8
                                            Tom Chambers      23.3
                                           Xavier McDaniel    23.0

3rd            71.2         Nuggets 80-81  David Thompson     25.5
                                            Alex English      23.8
                                             Dan Issel        21.9

4th            69.8         Nuggets 81-82   Alex English      25.4
                                             Dan Issel        22.9
                                           Kiki Vandeweghe    21.5

5th            67.6         Phoenix 88-89   Tom Chambers      25.7
                                           Eddie Johnson      21.5
                                           Kevin Johnson      20.4

Note - As of a couple weeks ago, Chris Mullin, Mitch Richmond, and Tim
Hardaway of the Golden State Warriors were averaging 73.8 points per
game. I'm not sure how they're doing right this minute, but it looks
like they'v got a pretty reasonable shot at cracking the top five.

Mike JN
26.201COMET::JOHNSTONStand Back! I'll handle this!Tue Apr 16 1991 14:1928
   Here's an all-bargain team for you. Low (comparatively) salaries,
   pretty good skills. If I was an owner/manager, I'd try to get `em all,
   give em a raise, take the pennant, and still have one of the lowest
   payrolls in the league:

   1st Base	Mark Grace	Chicago Cubs	1.2 million
   (Baltimore's Glenn Davis gets 3.2 million.... I'll take Mark)

   2nd Base	Jose Lind	Pirates		575,000

   Shorstop	Ozzie Guillen 	White Sox	1,386,270

   3rd Base	Matt Williams	Giants		600,000
   (Matt had more RBI's than Bobby Bonilla... the boy who wants 20 mil)

   Left Field	Barry Bonds	Pirates		2.3 mil

   Center Field Ron Gant	Atlanta		1,195,000

   Right Field	David Justice	Atlanta		296,000
   (After the All Star Break, hit more homers than Cecil Fielder)

   Catcher	Sandy Alomar jr	Cleveland	$345,000

   Pitcher	John Burkett	Giants		$230,000

   Coach	Mike JN		Denver		1.5 mil
   (and worth every penny of it!)
26.202Wilt + 2 stiffsVAXWRK::SCHNEIDERThe crux of the biscuitTue Apr 16 1991 15:368
>Who are the top five highest scoring trios of teammates in NBA History?
    
    The year Wilt scored 50.4 a game, I'm sure he must have had teammates
    that combined put him high on that list, if not over the top.  I think,
    judging from the answers, that your list only includes teammates who
    individually averaged over 20 PPG.
    
    Dan
26.203Pay now, or pay laterCOGITO::HILLWed Apr 17 1991 13:534
    re .201
    
    Sure, you might win with tht bunch, but as soon as you do, you'll have
    to pay em...
26.204COMET::JOHNSTONStand Back! I'll handle this!Wed Apr 17 1991 14:0112
26.206OLD RED SOX TRIVIAROULET::LAFORESTWed Apr 24 1991 19:1715
    HERE ARE A COUPLE OF OLD ONES.
    
    OPENING DAY 1967, WHO WAS THE STARTING SECOND BASEMAN FOR THE BO-SOX?
    
    
    
	REGGIE SMITH, BROKE INTO THE MAJORS AS AN INFIELDER.
    
    
    OPENING DAY, 1975. WHO WAS THE STARTING RIGHT FIELDER FOR THE BO-SOX?
    
    
    
    
    	TONY C.  THIS WAS HIS COMEBACK YEAR. 
26.207What a team!NEMAIL::LEARYMThu Apr 25 1991 13:3615
    Summertime,1966
    
    Infamous backstop Bob Tillman of the Fenway Flops attempts to throw
    out a runner trying to steal second base. Who was the unfortunate
    pitcher who was hit in the haid by this oh so accurate toss by
    Tillman?
    Methinks the runner ended up on thoid as the ball ended up near the
    1st base dugout.
    
    A TV shot this Sox fan will never forget
    
    MikeL
    
    Can you spell ineptitude?
     
26.208John Wyatt7221::JHENDRYJohn Hendry, DTN 297-2623Thu Apr 25 1991 13:551
    
26.209all this probably belongs in the trivia note, but.STAR::YANKOWSKASYou made me play second base!Thu Apr 25 1991 13:5614
    re .1:
    
    It was John Wyatt.  I remember the play like it was yesterday.  My
    brothers and sister and I were watching the game over my grandfather's
    house (my grandfather was a diehard Red Sox fan; he probably turns over
    in his grave whenever I talk about the O's).  Tillman fired the strike
    at Wyatt's head, and my nine-year old mind thought that was the
    funniest thing I ever had seen in my life!  My grandfather (who NEVER
    raised his voice about anything) got real indignant and kept saying
    "That's not funny!  That's not funny!", while I was rooooollling
    bigtime on the floor....
    
    
    py
26.2057221::JHENDRYJohn Hendry, DTN 297-2623Thu Apr 25 1991 14:0520
    My friend Pete Palmer has given me a copy of _Total Baseball_, the
    2500+ page baseball encyclopedia that he co-edited and which sells for
    $50.00.  It has sections on every conceivable topic relevant to
    baseball and I'm reading the articles in the book now.
    
    Anyway, I found some interesting stuff about baseball's All Star game
    that I'd like to post here:
    
    1.  What city/franchise has gone the longest without hosting a game
    (this doesn't include a city like Brooklyn whose franchise moved after
    last hosting)?
    
    2.  The two-team cities (New York 7 times - 3 Yankees, 2 Giants, 1 each
    Mets and Dodgers and Chicago 6 times - Cubs and White Sox 3 times each)
    have hosted more All Star games than any other city.  After them, 3
    cities are tied for most games with 4 times each.  What are they?
    
    3.  What franchises have hosted the most All Star games?
    
    John
26.210W-H-I-N-N-N-N-N-I-N-N-N-N-GSHALOT::MEDVIDso much more than everythingThu Apr 25 1991 14:058
    I-N-N-E...
    
    I-N-E-B-T...
    
    I-N-E-P-T-A...
    
    I-N-E-P-T-I-T-E-W-D!!!
    
26.2117221::JHENDRYJohn Hendry, DTN 297-2623Thu Apr 25 1991 14:084
    So now we have the Spelling Militia to go along with the Apostrophe
    Police.  Welcome to the wonderful world of law enforcement!
    
    'Police
26.212... and if youse e've'r wanna si your galfreind again ...EARRTH::BROOKSI'm having an old friend for dinner...Thu Apr 25 1991 14:424
    J'ohn, I do'nt care whut yo'u say - Im hear to of'fer a chalunge to
    youre c'o'rrpt po-lease f'o'rce!!
    
    So their !
26.213Whither Felix Mantilla or Roman Mejias?NEMAIL::LEARYMThu Apr 25 1991 15:138
    Correct!
    Youse guys win the kewpie dolls. You shall shortly receive in the mail
    a small bottle containing the remaining Vasoline (sp I hope the Militia
    don't come after me) from John Wyatt's extensive collection.
    
    MikeL
    Original member of the Pumpsie Green/Gene Conley fan club
    
26.214Perspiring minds want to knowNEMAIL::LEARYMThu Apr 25 1991 15:197
    John H., regarding .205
    
    Question 1. Was it the Boston Red Sox ( 1961 0r 62 ? wif Stu Miller
    of the Giants getting blown off the mound?  Ahem, By the Wind)
    
    MikeL
    
26.215CELTIK::JACOBSporting one Tremendous WoodieThu Apr 25 1991 15:429
    re .213
    
    VASELINE!!!!  When did Wyatt come "out of the closet"??????
    
    
    
    
    JaKe
    
26.2167221::JHENDRYJohn Hendry, DTN 297-2623Thu Apr 25 1991 15:446
    Nope.  The Red Sox have gone second longest without hosting a game.
    
    There is also one other city that has never hosted an All-Star Game. 
    This isn't Toronto, because they're hosting their first one this year.
    
    John
26.2177221::JHENDRYJohn Hendry, DTN 297-2623Thu Apr 25 1991 15:466
    Regarding 1961 -
    
    From 1959 - 1962, there were 2 All-Star games.  The Stu Miller incident
    happened in 1961 but in San Francisco, not Boston.
    
    John
26.218???RIPPLE::DEVLIN_JOAlbatross!!Thu Apr 25 1991 16:037
    JH
    
    Seattle has never hosted the ALl-Star game?
    
    Longest w/o the game:  Shea Stadium.
    
    JD
26.219Mostly guessesCSCOA1::ROLLINS_RThu Apr 25 1991 16:0617
    1.  What city/franchise has gone the longest without hosting a game
    (this doesn't include a city like Brooklyn whose franchise moved after
    last hosting)?

    Has to be either Baltimore or the Cubs.  However, Arlington has never
    hosted the All Star game (although Washington last did in 1969).
    
    2.  The two-team cities (New York 7 times - 3 Yankees, 2 Giants, 1 each
    Mets and Dodgers and Chicago 6 times - Cubs and White Sox 3 times each)
    have hosted more All Star games than any other city.  After them, 3
    cities are tied for most games with 4 times each.  What are they?

    Gueeses:  St.Louis, Cincinnati, Milwaukee   (or Washington)
    
    3.  What franchises have hosted the most All Star games?
    
    Braves, Reds
26.2207221::JHENDRYJohn Hendry, DTN 297-2623Thu Apr 25 1991 18:5632
    1.  Baltimore has gone the longest without hosting an All-Star game
    (1958!) and Boston in 1961 in the American League.  California,
    Minnesota, Cleveland, New York, Kansas City (Athletics and Royals) and
    Washington have hosted the All-Star game twice since Baltimore last
    hosted it.  Seattle had the game in 1979.  Toronto is the only
    franchise that has never hosted the All Star game though they will this
    year.  Texas has never had the game (though the team did have the game
    twice in Washington) and Oakland had never had the game until 1987,
    though the franchise had hosted it once each in Philadelphia and Kansas
    City.
    
    In the National League, New York (1964) and St Louis (1966) have gone
    the longest.  Since then, Cincinnati and Houston have both hosted it
    twice.  The Cubs last hosted in 1990 (how soon we forget!).
    
    2.  The cities that have hosted the game most, after New York and
    Chicago are Cleveland, Cincinnati, Washington and St Louis at 4 times
    each.  Washington and St Louis are with 2 different franchises.
    
    3.  The teams that have hosted the game the most are Cincinnati,
    Cleveland, the Giants (2 times in New York and 2 times in San
    Francisco) and the Twins (2 times in Washington and 2 times in
    Minnesota).
    
    The book itself is tremendous.  It has updated averages on all players
    who'd ever appeared in games with chapters on the history of baseball,
    individual team histories, a page on each World Series and LCS, pinch
    hitting, families, untimely deaths, umpires, college baseball, Negro
    League baseball and many, many other topics.  It's meant to both be a
    reference book and go beyond with good writing on lots of other things.
    
    John
26.221CAM::WAYI believe I'll dust my broom...Fri Apr 26 1991 11:387
I believe I have the first edition of this book (wiht Carlton Fisk on the cover)
and I agree with everything you have said John.  My book has EXCELLENT
essays on baseball history etc along with complete records...

Superb book.  I'll have to look into getting the second edition.

'Saw
26.2227221::JHENDRYJohn Hendry, DTN 297-2623Fri Apr 26 1991 11:477
    There is an update supplement to the first edition of Total Baseball
    that should be available in the same bookstores that sell the full
    book.
    
    I got your package too, 'Saw and thanks.
    
    John
26.223CAM::WAYI believe I'll dust my broom...Fri Apr 26 1991 11:541
Enjoy!
26.224Interesting story I read in today's paper.CSC32::GL_JOHNSONMama said knock you out!Fri Apr 26 1991 19:096
    
    	Who is the only player to win All-Star MVP in *both* the ABA
    and the NBA?
    
    						 glen j.
    
26.225MCIS1::DHAMELI need some sensible shortsFri Apr 26 1991 19:395
    
    Dr. J is the only possibility I can think of.  Is that too obvious?
    
    Dickstah
    
26.226ZEMI::HEISERJCM 900 rules!Fri Apr 26 1991 19:451
    Moses Malone?
26.227Hope that doesn't give it away.CSC32::GL_JOHNSONMama said knock you out!Fri Apr 26 1991 20:038
    .225 & .226
    
    	Strike 1 & 2!
    
    	Hint: His nickname was "The Skywalker."
    
    						 glen j.
    
26.228REFINE::ASHEWhat happened 2 Mike Evans (Lionel on Jeffersons)Fri Apr 26 1991 20:491
    Thompson?
26.229Michael J.'s predecessorCSC32::GL_JOHNSONMama said knock you out!Fri Apr 26 1991 21:1519
    
    
       David Thompson, ABA rookie of the year in 1975, scorer of 73
    points in the final game of the '78 season(only to have Gervin
    win the scoring title w/63 points later that night), was the NBA
    All-Star MVP in the 1979 game, and the ABA All-Star MVP in the 
    final game in 1976.  He was last an all-star for the Seattle
    Supersonics in 1983.
    
    	He currently does community relations work for the Charlotte 
    Hornets and is the featured speaker tonight for the 3rd annual 
    Sports Spectacular of the Mile High Council on Alcoholism and 
    Drug Abuse.  He's been clean for 3 yrs.  
    
    	Elway may be idolized, but doesn't come near the stardom that
    DT, as he used to be known here in Colo., reached when he was 
    a star.  If only.....
    
    						 glen j.
26.230DECXPS::TIMMONSI'm a Pepere!Mon Apr 29 1991 10:506
    Re .222
    
    John, unless you've given a new name to Frank Way, "'Saw and thanks",
    you'd better hide from the Comma Police!  :*)
    
    lEe
26.231father managing sonCELTIK::JACOBFalling Stars, at the Pens handsSat May 25 1991 00:3011
    
    Kansas City has hired Hal MacRae as their new manager, and his
    son(Brian????) plays for the Royals.
    
    This marks the fourth time in major league history that a father has
    managed his son on a team.  Name the other three
    father-manager/son-player combinations.  Last names are all that is
    necessary.
    
    JaKe
    
26.232RAVEN1::B_ADAMSWelcome to the Queen City!Sat May 25 1991 00:487
    Not really into Baseball but what the hey!
    
    Those guys from Baltimore...The Ripkins..
    The Griffey's
    and I don't have the slightest idea...   Craig?
    
    B.A._who_is_passing_the_time_away!
26.233one rightCELTIK::JACOBFalling Stars, at the Pens handsSat May 25 1991 00:576
    The Ripkens is correct.
    
    One down 2 to go.
    
    JaKe
    
26.234Oh well...RAVEN1::B_ADAMSWelcome to the Queen City!Sat May 25 1991 01:003
    Thanks...
    
    B.A.
26.235Yogi???CSC32::GULDENSat May 25 1991 05:591
     How about the Berra's  (Yogi and Dale) ??
26.236DASXPS::TIMMONSI'm a Pepere!Tue May 28 1991 09:575
    I'd bet on the Berra's, too.  
    
    How about the Macks?
    
    Lee
26.237And the ribbons.. CUBIC7::DIGGINSThirst N'Howl Roolz!Tue May 28 1991 11:035
I don't know, maybe it was the Rose's.



Steve
26.238FSOA::JHENDRYJohn Hendry, DTN 297-2623Tue May 28 1991 11:284
    It was in Peter Gammons' column on Sunday - Berra, Mack, McRae and
    Ripken.
    
    John
26.239ECAMV3::JACOBFalling Stars, at the Pens Hands!!Tue May 28 1991 18:318
    re-.1
    
    Yep
    
    
    
    JaKe
    
26.240Courtesy of CNN Sports TonightGOBUCS::COOLEYThe Pittsburgh Fan in D.C.Wed May 29 1991 03:2212
    
    How many cities have had a World Series Winner, a Super Bowl Winner, and
    a Stanley Cup Champion?
    
    
    
    Yep, Pittsburgh is one - the only city with only one team in each sport.
    
    
    
    New York and Chicago (for you ancient history buffs) are the only
    others.
26.241Boston's had a few Championships under there beltVLNVAX::MBROOKSWed May 29 1991 14:038
    The only city with only 1 team in each sport...I kind of see boston
    that way, I know its the New England Patroits but its really the
    celtics, Bruins, Redsox and patroits here in boston..And I believe
    the Celtics, Bruins and REdsox(1 right) have each one the big one
    Has Pittsburgs Baseball Team every won it all ???  The Multi team
    cities have a big advantage for winning multi titles but Id rank
    boston up there with the best of the best in sport towns...
    								M_Air
26.242Boston not alone with just 4 teamsATLAST::HUNTBill, those are historical babes ...Wed May 29 1991 14:2514
26.243Minny, too.KUDZU::HUNTBill, those are historical babes ...Wed May 29 1991 14:385
 The Twin Cities in Minnesota also have just 1 representative in each
 of the four major pro sports ... Vikings, Timberwolves, North Stars,
 and Twins.
 
 Bob Hunt
26.244CAM::WAYRuck till you puke...Wed May 29 1991 14:423
In addition, Pittburgh's baseball team, the Pirates, beat the Orioles in the
1979 World Series, markedly remembered because of their inspirational play
and their theme song by Sister Sledge, "We Are Family"....
26.245 goodCNTROL::CHILDSAre you looking for the Motherlode?Wed May 29 1991 16:444
 boston is disqualified because even if you count the Patriots, they still
 never won a championship even in the old AFL...they've been in a few title
 games but that's about it....
26.246Im A Bulls fan but Blackhawks Choooookkkeeeddd, bears, Cubs, give or take WHite Soxs are OK VLNVAX::MBROOKSWed May 29 1991 16:5010
I believe the  CELTICS have the Most basketball Championships and I could have
sworn that the Bruins were either #3 or #5 on the most Stanley Cups...So thats
a 1st place and either a 3rd or 5th....The Redsox and Patriots carry us down a
bit, but is there another 1 team city that has better rankings then this...The
other note is the Bruins have the Current Longest >.500 season streak of any
sport something like 35years....So theyve never sucked....THe patriots gave new
meaning to the word last year, the redsox are a consistently good team but will
never be great and The CELTICS are the Best all Time B-Ball team in all aspects
most championships, longest streak of titles...What can you do..
								M_Air_B
26.247CAM::WAYRuck till you puke...Wed May 29 1991 17:3217
I think the Bruins *might* be fifth, but not third.

I don't have my copy here with me, but in my hockey stats book they listed
dynasties, and Boston wasn't listed.

The teams that fulfilled the "dynasty" criteria were Montreal, Toronto,
Detroit, NY Islanders and the Edmonton Oilers.

Since Boston has a longer NHL history than Edmonton or the Isles, I'd
bet they might be fourth after Montreal, Toronto, Detroit...

But I wouldn't bet my paystub on it.

As to other cities that are right up there in many different sports, you've
got to look at New York....

'Saw
26.248RDOVAX::BRAKEA Question of BalanceWed May 29 1991 19:1314
    re   <<< Note 26.246 by VLNVAX::MBROOKS >>>
    
        > the Bruins have the Current Longest >.500 season streak of any
        > sport something like 35years....So theyve never sucked..
    
    That's rich! How far back ya go, young fella? Ever heard of the likes
    of Jerry Toppazini, Vic Stasiak, Bronco Horvath, Fleming Mackell, Leo
    Labine, Bob Armstrong, Leo Boivin, Harry Lumley or Don Simmons? The
    Bruins of the '50's were pathetic.
    
    The key words in the trivia question were SUPER BOWL. Get it?
    
    Rich
     
26.249WMOIS::BARROWSJNorth Stars: Crash and Burn!Wed May 29 1991 19:144
    Name the youngest player ever to have been awarded the Conn-Smythe
    Trophy.  (Bonus if you know his age)
    
    Answer tomorrow!
26.250RIPPLE::DEVLIN_JOLive the Mr. T Experience!Wed May 29 1991 19:1840
    New York has, I'd guess, the most pro champeenships.  I mean the
    Yankees have what, 23 or so titles alone?  That's probably close to all
    of Boston's sports titles together.   The Canadiens have 20+ stanley
    cup victories.
    
    L.A. can't be doing to badly either.  Even if you take away the titles
    the Lakers won in Minny, the Dodgers won in NY, you'd still get a fair
    amount of titles.  
    
    If you take away the Celtics, Boston hasn't had a championship since
    the Bruins in what, 1972, almost 20 years ago?  
    
    Wonder what the titles are per city over the last 25 years?   (that
    basically brings us to the modern expansion times in the sports)
    
    Off the top of my head:
    
    Celtics (1976-1991)  5 titles (?) or is it 6
    Bruins 0
    Pats   0
    Sox    0
    
    
    Yanks  2
    Mets   2
    Giants 2
    Jets   0
    Knicks 0
    Islanders 4
    Rangers  0
    
    Dodgers  2 
    Lakers   5
    Raiders  2
    Kings    0
    Rams     0
    Clippers 0
    
    Don't know the other cities..
    
26.251CARROL::LEFEBVREI'm digging for fireWed May 29 1991 19:273
    Wheels, Patrick Roy? 
    
    Mark.
26.253CSC32::GL_JOHNSONTick tock ya don't stopWed May 29 1991 19:4316
        Funny this should come up.
    
    	I made a list of major sports championships(NBA, NHL, NFL, MLB)
    won per city(circa 1903)about 2 weeks ago.  New York, by far and away, 
    has the most pro champeenships of any North American city with 46.  
    Among American cities, Boston is 2nd with 27.  I didn't count Canadian
    cities, otherwise Montreal would have probably been a close third.
    
    	Other cities that have won quite a few times are Chicago(15+),
    Detroit(15+), L.A.(10+), Philly(10+), San Fran/Oakland(10+), St. Louis
    (10+ - mostly the Cardinals), and Pittsburgh(10+ - not including 
    recent Pens SC victory).
    
    	I'll bring in the list tomorrow.
    
    						 glen j.
26.254NAC::G_WAUGAMANWed May 29 1991 20:277
    
    Yeah, but New York offers the opportunity to Wardlevane within the 
    city limits, which you can't do in other places.  Let's break it down 
    by borough...
    
    glenn
      
26.255REFINE::ASHEWhatever happened to Kevin Gamble?Wed May 29 1991 20:397
    Detroit has won championships in each, but the Lions haven't won the
    Super Bowl.
    
    Tigers have won 2 championships in the last 25 years, the Pistons have
    won 2 as well.  I think it's been more than 25 for the Wings...
    
    Big question is, has Pittsburgh won an Arena football title?  
26.256(8^)*ECAMV3::JACOBMr. T knows how Donks fans feelThu May 30 1991 04:318
    
    >>Big question is, has Pittsburgh won an Arena football title?  
    
    Bigger question is, Does anybody Care?????
    
    
    JaKe
    
26.257kid from Parry Sound?SHIRE::ELLISdiddle for middleThu May 30 1991 06:559
>>    Name the youngest player ever to have been awarded the Conn-Smythe
>>    Trophy.  (Bonus if you know his age)
  
Wheels,

I'd say Bobby Orr at 21 in 1970.

rick
26.258Detroit has teams that can play footballBASEX::BROWNThu May 30 1991 11:315
    
    re. 256
    
    Yes.  Detroit Drive has won 3 indoor football championships.  The
    Michigan Panthers won a football championship.
26.259WMOIS::BARROWSJNorth Stars: Crash and Burn!Thu May 30 1991 12:004
    Lufay,
    
    You were right with Patrick Roy (aged 20) in 1986.....when Bob
    Gainey was still the Captain for Les Habs.
26.260CARROL::LEFEBVREDoin' it againThu May 30 1991 12:593
    What do I win?
    
    Mark.
26.261LUNER::BROOKSSay it ain't so Homey !Thu May 30 1991 13:452
    Speaking of which, when does Arena Football start ? I was looking
    forward to attending a game ....
26.262Sure if you have 20 sports teams you should win more titlesVLNVAX::MBROOKSThu May 30 1991 14:146
    accouring to -5 or so back NY has the most Championships out of any
    city and BOSTON is in 2nd...Now if you take into effect that NY has
    the Mets, yankess, Randers, Islander, Jets, Giants and Knicks all 
    under NY thats twice as many teams at boston (approx) Id say that
    puts boston up there as the BEST sports city !!!!!! 
    							M_Air
26.263RIPPLE::DEVLIN_JOLive the Mr. T Experience!Thu May 30 1991 14:2723
    I love it - the typical Boston sports fan trying to prove that Boston
    is the best sports city.  What a crock.  I'm not claiming any city is
    the best sports city.  Geez.  Why is it so important for some folks to
    want to prove that Boston is the best sports city?  Are they so
    insecure in their rooting for the home teams that they can't fathom
    that other cities have some incredible fans?  Heck, some places  don't
    have pro sports - but they super fans.   And the author is conviently a
    Bulls fan.  I mean Chicago has won one champeenship in recent memory -
    the Bears in 85 - yet I'd consider Chicago to be one of the best sports
    towns in America.  
    
    And if you want to get technical - just take the old established NY
    teams and compare to Boston - the Yanks, Giants, Rangers and Knicks. 
    they have more champeenships than Boston, if it makes you happy.  The
    Pats have never won,  The SOx last won in 1918, the Bruins in 1972 and
    the Celtics 5 years ago???
    
    If it makes you puff your chest out and get a woodie - hey sure, why
    not, proclaim it the best and be happy.
    
    Geez.
    
    JD
26.264CAM::WAYRuck till you puke...Thu May 30 1991 14:311
I'm always happy when I have a woodie.....
26.265WMOIS::BARROWSJNorth Stars: Crash and Burn!Thu May 30 1991 14:428
26.266CARROL::LEFEBVREDoin' it againThu May 30 1991 15:5912
      <<< Note 26.249 by WMOIS::BARROWSJ "North Stars: Crash and Burn!" >>>

>    Name the youngest player ever to have been awarded the Conn-Smythe
>    Trophy.  (Bonus if you know his age)
>    
>    Answer tomorrow!

    I protest!  Your original query said that if I guessed his age, I get a
    bonus.  
    
    Mark.
    
26.267TORREY::MAY_BRMaster of the UniverseThu May 30 1991 16:0211
    JD,  
    
    Mr. Brooks is not a "typical Boston sports fan."  Jeeez, the guy goes
    to bed with a plastic blow-up doll of Michael Jordan, fercryinoutloud.
    
    re a few back-
    
    Someone listed the Raiders with two LA champpenships.  I think they
    only had one there.
    
    Bruce 
26.268STAR::YANKOWSKASPaul YankowskasThu May 30 1991 16:098
    re .267, yes the only LA championship for the Raiders was 1983.  They
    were still in Oakland when they beat the Eagles in 1980.
    
    re Doc on Arena Football, it must be starting shortly as I saw an ad
    last night on NESN for a June 7th televised game.
    
    
    py
26.269WMOIS::BARROWSJNorth Stars: Crash and Burn!Thu May 30 1991 18:1615
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Note 26.251                    Time Out for Trivia                    251 of 268
CARROL::LEFEBVRE "I'm digging for fire"               3 lines  29-MAY-1991 16:27
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Wheels, Patrick Roy? 
    
    Mark.
    
    
    
    Markie,
    
    I don't see where you guessed his age!  8^)
    
    Jo
26.270Boston barely compares to Bronx alone M_A_B. :)CSC32::GL_JOHNSONTick tock ya don't stopThu May 30 1991 20:5474
    	As promised, here is the list of titles won per city.  I've 
    extracted two lists - 1 since 1903 and the other since 1956,
    which covers the modern expansion era.  MLB started keeping track
    of titles in 1903, NHL in 1927, NBA in 1947, and the NFL in 1933.
    New York's titles are further broken down by bourough, and also 
    includes New Jersey(football GIANTS) and Long Island(hockey Islanders).
    Milwaukee and Green Bay were consolidated into the same area since
    the Packers play exhibition and a home game in Milwaukee.  San 
    Francisco and Oakland are also listed as 1 entity.  Enjoy.
    
    
    City				    # of Titles
    ----			 	    -----------
    New York 				        45
      - Bronx                           	22
      - Manhattan                               13
      - Queens                                   3
      - L.I.                                     4
      - Joisey                                   2
      - Brooklyn                                 1
    
    Boston					27
    Detroit					17
    Chicago					15
    Philadelphia 				15
    Los Angeles					13
    San Francisco/Oakland			11
    Pittsburgh					10
    Milwaukee/Green Bay				10
    St. Louis					10
    Cleveland					 7
    Baltimore					 7
    Minneapolis					 6
    Washington					 6
    Cincinatti					 5
    Miami					 2
    Dallas					 2
    Kansas City					 2
    Portland					 1
    Seattle					 1
    Rochester(NBA-1951)			         1
    Syracuse(NBA-1955)		                 1
    
    Since 1956                              # of Titles
    ----------                              -----------
    New York					18
      - Bronx					 6
      - Manhattan				 3
      - Queens					 3
      - L.I.					 4
      - Joisey   				 2
    
    Boston					18
    Los Angeles					12
    San Francisco/Oakland			11
    Pittsburgh					 7
    Philadelphia				 7
    Milwaukee 					 7
    Baltimore					 6
    Detroit 					 5
    St. Louis					 4
    Cincinatti 					 3
    Chicago					 3
    Washington					 3
    Miami					 2
    Dallas					 2
    Kansas City					 2
    Minneapolis/Minnesota      			 1
    Portland					 1
    Seattle					 1
    Cleveland					 1
    
    	
    						 glen j.
26.271GOPENS::COOLEYThe Pittsburgh Fan in D.C.Fri May 31 1991 03:1120
    
    Hey, Great List...
    
    A couple of thoughts/problems:
    
    - Pittsburgh has 8 since '56.  
    
    - Why did you choose '56 anyway?  Baseball expanded in 61-62. Hockey
      in 67.  Not sure about Football and Basketball.
    
    - I think you gotta include the Canadian Cities.
    
    - I think you should break up SF/Oakland.  If not, then you might as
      well combine D.C & Baltimore.  (Almost as close and there's no toll!).
    
    - Another interesting study would be the rate of championships per team
      season.  For example, Pittsburgh would have a rate of 6.0%. (10 titles
      in 168 team seasons (5/87 Pirates, 4/57 Steelers, 1/24 Penguins).
    
    Warren
26.272CSC32::GL_JOHNSONTick tock ya don't stopFri May 31 1991 04:3725
    re: .271
    
    	Definetely missed 1 for Pittsburgh on the '56 list.  Not intentional.
    
    	'56 was a random starting point.  Besides, it wasn't soon
    afterwards that the Dodgers left Brooklyn, Giants left the Polo
    Grounds, the Hawks(B-ball)left St. Louis, etc.
    
    	I disagree on SF/Oakland and with the D.C./Baltimore analogy.
    SF/Oakland are only separated by 8 miles of water, if that.  Though
    D.C. and Bmore are real close for 2 large cities, they are not 
    officially part of the same metropolitan area in the same way that
    Oakland is a part of the San Francisco Metro Area.  DC and Baltimore
    have their own suburbs.  Saying that SF/Oakland should be separate 
    would be like Dallas/Fort Worth should be(if Fort Worth had a professional 
    team).  Or the Twin Cities(Minny/St. Paul).  Your mileage may vary.
    
    	FWIW, I did a separate tally on the Canadian cities.  Montreal
    has 22 Stanley Cup titles(1 by the old Montreal Maroons).  Toronto
    has 11, Edmonton 5, Calgary 1, and Ottawa(whatever team that was)
    has 1.  Since '56, Montreal has 16, Toronto 4, Edmonton 5, Calgary
    1.  Should the CFL be included amongst the tally?  I'll leave that 
    choice up to you and the other noters.
    
    						 glen j.
26.273Balance the #s to make them meaningfulCOGITO::HILLFri May 31 1991 17:0010
    You have to divide the number of titles by the number of teams in a
    city. Miami, for example, rankes near the bottom, with "only" 2 Dolphin
    Super Bowls. The only other team in town is the Heat, and they are only
    a couple of years old. Therefore Miami's record is actually much better, 
    since they've won 2 titles in 30 years (?) and the heat 0 in 2, so
    dividing by the # of teams, it averages out to a title every 8 years. 
    New York has 9 teams, and many of them are long established (Ynakees,
    Knicks, Rangers, Giants) so the numbers are misleading.
    
    Tom 
26.274CSC32::J_HERNANDEZWell, well, well my MichelleWed Jul 03 1991 15:367
    I have a couple a questions...
    
    1. Who is the only Major League Baseball player to have 500 hits for 4
    different teams?
    
    2. Who is the only player to hit for the cycle in both leagues?
       
26.275CARROL::LEFEBVREAspiring Fender BenderWed Jul 03 1991 15:515
    1. Bobby Bonds 
    
    2. Dave Winfield
    
    Mark.
26.276NAC::G_WAUGAMANWed Jul 03 1991 15:536
    
    I think Rusty Staub's the first one.  The cycle?  How about Staub
    again?
    
    glenn
    
26.277CSC32::J_HERNANDEZWell, well, well my MichelleWed Jul 03 1991 18:493
    Glen Right on the first one, wrong on the second.
    
    
26.278DASXPS::TIMMONSI'm a Pepere!Tue Jul 09 1991 09:423
    Kirk Gibson on the second?  No?  Then, how about Frank Robinson?
    
    Lee
26.279One of my favorite players ...LUNER::BROOKSSystematic overthrow of the underclass...Tue Jul 09 1991 20:223
    The cycle in both leagues ?
    
    Bob Watson of the Astros and Red Sox ...
26.280CSC32::J_HERNANDEZWith a knickknack paddywhackWed Jul 10 1991 13:415
    Yup.
    
    here's a fairly easy one. 
    
    Name the 10 men who have 50 or more homers ina single season.
26.281FDCV06::KINGIf the shoe fits... BUY IT!!!!!!!!!!!!Wed Jul 10 1991 14:071
    Felder, Foster, Ruth, Mantle, Maris, Foxx?, 
26.282RDOVAX::BRAKEA Question of BalanceWed Jul 10 1991 14:352
    Hank Greenburg
    
26.284EARRTH::BROOKSSystematic overthrow of the underclass...Thu Jul 11 1991 12:534
    re .280
    
    Fielder, Foster, Ruth, Maris, Mantle, Mays, Greenberg, Foxx, Kiner,
    Mize ?
26.285CSC32::J_HERNANDEZWith a knickknack paddywhackThu Jul 11 1991 16:381
    .284 is missing just 1.
26.286Hack27234::JST_ONGEJohn St.Onge USDSL DTN 275-2715Thu Jul 11 1991 16:575
    re: .285
    
    Hack Wilson is the missing one.
    
    John
26.287SALISH::MORROW_ALThu Jul 11 1991 21:531
    Harmon Killebrew (sp)
26.288CSC32::J_HERNANDEZWith a knickknack paddywhackThu Jul 11 1991 22:181
    .286 is right 
26.289Fred Merckle??DEMSUP::MACDONALDHow's my noting? Call 1800DONOTESFri Jul 26 1991 15:2915
	Need some help clearing up the old foggy memory cells....

	A few days ago my 2 year old son was playing around in the yard with
the fisher price tee ball set, and my daughter said "Dad, he's running the wrong way
around the bases"  
	"Just like Fred Merckle," I replied.  

	But later on I wasn't so sure; I know Fred Merckle is the answer to SOME
bit of baseball trivia, but does it have to do with baserunning the wrong way??

Anyone have the "story behind the story" for good ol' Fred?

Thanks in advance

Mac
26.290The poop on Fred MerkleGOBUCS::COOLEYThe Pittsburgh Fan in D.C.Sat Jul 27 1991 18:2919
    Mac,
    
    Well, you're close.  Fred Merkle was on first when a single scored the
    winning run from third in the bottom of the ninth.  Then everybody
    started celebrating, including Fred, who never made it to second.
    The other team eventually got the ball to second and he was forced
    out, nullifying the run.
    
    I'm pretty sure that this all happened in 1908 in a pennant race
    between Merkle's NY Giants and the Cubs, who eventually won the
    pennant (and their last world series, holy cow).  Merkle was a rookie 
    who went on to a pretty decent career, amazingly enough.  
    
    I remember reading a pretty bizarre account of this in some baseball book, 
    including some fan picking up the ball during the celebration before
    the force out and being punched by a player (Johnny Evers?) before giving 
    up the ball.  Great stuff.
    
    Warren
26.291More on "Merkle's Boner" as it was calledSHALOT::HUNTSay it ain't so, Pee WeeMon Jul 29 1991 14:2533
26.292Merkle Mania!DEMSUP::MACDONALDHow's my noting? Call 1800DONOTESMon Jul 29 1991 15:215
	RE:  last two

		Thanks for the Merkle Mania info, do I qualify for final Jeopardy now??

Mac
26.293Question for inquiring minds.... ;^)CST17::FARLEYHave YOU seen Elvis today??Mon Jul 29 1991 15:3716
    
    
    
    Over in another note, a reference was made to "slicin and dicin";
    
    Speaking of slicin and dicin, does anybody know what recently
    infamous carnivore went to Ohio State?
    
    ~/~
    
    Isn't Ohio State part of the Big 10?
    
    ;^)
    
    
    
26.294major interest deserves major information....CST17::FARLEYHave YOU seen Elvis today??Mon Jul 29 1991 15:409
    Based on the mega blocks of comments, I figured that this IS the
    place to comment that the Tour de France ended yesterday.  It was
    one by a guy from Spain (only the 5th time in history)
    
    Congrats What's-yer-name!!!!
    
    The 2 time defending champ, Greg Lemond finished 8th (9th?).
    
    
26.295How about the worst team in footballANGLIN::KIRKMANSay [Y/N]ah to da U.P. eh?Wed Aug 07 1991 23:2914
    I don't known the answers to these (I'm fishing for an answer I like),
    but these are triva questions.
    
    1) Since the year of SuperBowl I, what NFL team has had the long streak
    of not making the playoffs?
    
    2) Since SB I, what NFL team has the worst percentage making the
    playoffs?
    
    Motive: In a couple of months I might leaving Green Bay (moving down
    the road to the next town). Before I do, I'd like to let a few people
    in "Title Town" how their team stacks up.
    
    Commander Scott
26.296my guessesCELTIK::JACOBI LUV CATS-they taste like chickenThu Aug 08 1991 01:254
    The Cardinals or the Falcons????????????
    
    JaKe
    
26.297CSC32::GL_JOHNSONMandelaMarcusMalcolmMartinMarleyThu Aug 08 1991 02:524
    
       Gotta be the SAints.
    
    						 glen j.
26.298New Orleans, and New OrleansBSS::JCOTANCHThu Aug 08 1991 13:0616
    
>    1) Since the year of SuperBowl I, what NFL team has had the long streak
>    of not making the playoffs?
   
    I'm pretty sure it's the Saints, since they made the playoffs for the
    first time ever in 1987.
     
>    2) Since SB I, what NFL team has the worst percentage making the
>    playoffs?
    
    Once again, I think it's the Saints.  They've only had 2 appearances in
    the playoffs ever, in '87 and '90.  I can't think of anyone who's had
    less than 2 playoff appearances since '67.
    
    Joe
 
26.299CAM::WAYCall her up on the spank lineThu Aug 08 1991 13:231
What about Hotlanta?
26.300HPSRAD::RIEURead his Lips...Know new taxes!Thu Aug 08 1991 13:552
       The falcons were in the Playoffs in the late 70's.
                                     Denny
26.301Falcons in playoffs in '78 and '80SHALOT::HUNTWho invented liquid soap and why ???Thu Aug 08 1991 14:0923
 The Atlanta Falcons made the NFL playoffs twice that I can recall.
 
 The 1978 season was the first one where *two* wildcard teams met a
 week before the division winners faced off.    That year, the Falcons
 nipped the Eagles, 14-13, on two very late Bartkowski TD passes.  
 The Eagles lost a chance to win at the gun because they didn't have a
 kicker (believe it or not) and their punter, Mike Michel, miserably
 shanked a FG attempt.    The Falcons then lost their next playoff
 game ... to Dallas, I believe.
 
 The Falcons next made the playoffs in 1980 when they won the NFC West
 with a 12-4 record.    This was their best team ever.   Bartkowski
 still at quarterback with mega-stud William Andrews at running back. 
 They lost to Dallas again in the playoffs.   I seem to recall that
 Danny White hit Drew Pearson or Tony Hill with a last minute TD to
 squeeze out a comeback win.    Dallas then lost to the Eagles the
 next week in Philly for the NFC title.
 
 I don't think they've been back since but they may have made it in
 the 1982 strike year when they just took the top 8 teams from each
 conference and lined them up in a straight elimination tournament.
 
 Bob Hunt
26.30239528::JHENDRYJohn Hendry, DTN 297-2623Thu Aug 08 1991 14:4514
    I'll look it up tonight since I don't have my NFL manual here.  As far
    as percentage goes, I will use a base of 25 years (1966 being the year
    of Super Bowl 1) for all teams except Seattle and Tampa Bay since they
    didn't come into the league until 1976 and 15 years for the Hawks and
    Bucs.  Cincinnati will have a base of 23 years since they came into the
    league in 1968.
    
    It sounds like though what you're really looking for is to show how
    lousy the Packers have been.  If you want to do that it should be
    the years 1968-present (23 years) since the 1967 season was the last
    time the Packers went to the Super Bowl.  In the interest of fairness,
    I'll have 1966 as the first year.
    
    John
26.303CSCOA1::ROLLINS_RThu Aug 08 1991 14:5237
> The 1978 season was the first one where *two* wildcard teams met a
> week before the division winners faced off.    That year, the Falcons
> nipped the Eagles, 14-13, on two very late Bartkowski TD passes.  
> The Eagles lost a chance to win at the gun because they didn't have a
> kicker (believe it or not) and their punter, Mike Michel, miserably
> shanked a FG attempt.    The Falcons then lost their next playoff
> game ... to Dallas, I believe.

  Not only that, but Michel missed a PAT which was the margin of victory.
  They did lose to Dallas, 27-20, the following week, but played well,
  leading at half time but a TD, and were in the game until the end.
 
> The Falcons next made the playoffs in 1980 when they won the NFC West
> with a 12-4 record.    This was their best team ever.   Bartkowski
> still at quarterback with mega-stud William Andrews at running back. 
> They lost to Dallas again in the playoffs.   I seem to recall that
> Danny White hit Drew Pearson or Tony Hill with a last minute TD to
> squeeze out a comeback win.    Dallas then lost to the Eagles the
> next week in Philly for the NFC title.

  Biggest loss in Falcon history.  They led by 12 entering the final
  period, I believe. 

> I don't think they've been back since but they may have made it in
> the 1982 strike year when they just took the top 8 teams from each
> conference and lined them up in a straight elimination tournament.
 
  They were the #5 team in the strike season (only team from the western
  division to make the playoffs that year as Saints were 4-5, SF 3-6,
  and LA at 2-9 all missed out).  Falcons lost 30-24 in the Metrodome.

  Atlanta has not been back since.

  The Saints, with 2 playoff appearances since Super Bowl I, are indeed
  the answer to both questions.  Everyone else has made it more times since
  then.
 
26.304how's about DetroitOURGNG::RIGGENJeff Riggen &quot;RSS&quot;Thu Aug 08 1991 16:351
if they made it I'd be Lion
26.305It sounds like the Saints thenANGLIN::KIRKMANSay [Y/N]ah to da U.P. eh?Thu Aug 08 1991 22:4318
    The Lions were the last team in the playoffs - with a losing record -
    during the stike year.  They also won their division (9-7 I think) one
    of the years Billy Sims was a Pro-Bowler.  They may have had some
    apperences during the eaier years also.
    
    RE: picking on Green Bay.
    
    Yah, it may not be sportmanlike but it is fun razzing Packer fans.  Its
    hard to emphathize (sp?) with people who think that since its the
    Lombardi trophy that GB will always be the greatest team.  Or when a
    local song talks about using deer rifles on Chicago tourists.  And a
    local bank's advertizing pitch is that all of their branches are in
    the local area.
    
    (Boy do faces turn red when I say I like the Bears. ;^)  )
    
    Thanks for the info so far.
    Commander Scott
26.306DCLIB::JHENDRYJohn Hendry, DTN 297-2623Fri Aug 09 1991 10:1636
    Lowest playoff appearance percentage since 1966 - New Orleans - 2/24 or
    8.3%.
    
    Fewest appearances since 1966 - New Orleans with 2 (1987 and 1990), and
    4 teams tied at 3:  Atlanta with 3 (1978, 1980 and 1982), Detroit with
    3 (1970, 1982 and 1983), Tampa Bay with 3 (1979, 1981 and 1982) and
    Cardinals with 3 (1974, 1975 and 1982).  Green Bay has been in 4
    playoffs (1966, 1967, 1972 and 1982).  If you ask the question such
    that you use 1968 as the starting year then Green Bay is indeed tied
    with New Orleans for fewest playoff appearances with 2 and 8.7%.
    
    The teams that have gone the longest since being are the ones above -
    Atlanta, Detroit, Green Bay, Tampa Bay and the Cardinals have not been
    in the playoffs since 1982, which was the year of the expanded
    playoffs.
    
    The longest non-appearance string since the Super Bowls were founded
    belongs to the Saints who missed the playoffs for 20 years before
    making them for the first time in 1987.  The Saints were founded in
    1967.  The team that went the longest without making the playoffs was
    the Steelers.  From the beginning of the NFL playoff system in 1933
    they went 49 years before making their first appearance in 1972.  Other
    long no-show streaks belong to Denver (17 years), New York Giants (17
    years), Cardinals (24 years), Washington (25 years) and San Francisco
    (20 years).
    
    The teams that have made the most appearances since 1966 are Dallas
    (17), Rams and Raiders (16 each), Minnesota (15), Miami (13), Cleveland
    and Pittsburgh (12 each), Washington and San Francisco (11 each).
    
    The most playoff appearances ever belong to the Rams (21), Giants (20),
    Cleveland (19), Washington (17) and Raiders (16).  The highest
    percentage of making the playoffs all-time are the Raiders at 16/31,
    51.6% and Cleveland, 19/41, 46.3%.
    
    John
26.307ANGLIN::KIRKMANSay [Y/N]ah to da U.P. eh?Sun Aug 11 1991 01:535
    re: John
    
    Thanks for the info - nothing like a complete listing.
    
    Commander Scott
26.308CELTIK::JACOBWhere's Honeysuckle Divine dese Days?Mon Aug 26 1991 21:226
    In 1965 and 1966, the Los Angeles Dodgers 4 starting infielders were
    all switch hitters.  Name them.
    
    
    JaKe
    
26.309FUTURE::JST_ONGEJohn St.Onge USDSL DTN 275-2715Tue Aug 27 1991 10:234
    Wes Parker, Jim Lefebvre, Maury Wills and Junior Gilliam (although I
    think John Kennedy started more games).
    
    John
26.310OPUS3::JACOBMy Golf Handicap?? Showing up!!!!Tue Aug 27 1991 19:134
    Correct-a-mungo!!
    
    JaKe
    
26.311no more mombo-boffo bubbles stuck to yo face!!! :*(CST17::FARLEYHave YOU seen Elvis today??Fri Sep 06 1991 12:3623
    
    The Tops Baseball Card Company announced that the tradition they
    
    began in 1952 of putting a slab of chewing gum in each card pack
    
    has been discontinued!
    
    I suppose the card collectors who never opened up their packs will
    
    now begin to sell them, as vintage "Days gone bye" souveniers
    
    for several hundred dollars each!  :*(
    
    Hey, Moochie Matt fans, what say you that we start a letter writing
    
    campaign to restore this great 'merican tradition?  We did it before
    
    and we cain do it again!
    
    BTW - in case you didn't know, the gum was Bazooka
    
    Kev
    
26.312this will drive ya wackyCTHQ1::LEARYFri Sep 06 1991 14:4573
    Kev
    
    Do
    
    you
    
    have
    
    to
    
    skip
    
    lines
    
    all
    
    the 
    
    time
    
    ?
    
    8
    
    ^
    
    )
    
    BTW
    
    Who
    
    Was
    
    the 
    
    Dude
    
    in 
    
    the
    
    Bazooka
    
    Joe
    
    cartoons
    
    wif
    
    the
    
    red
    
    sweater
    
    up 
    
    to
    
    his
    
    neck
    
    ?
    
    
    Mike
    
    L
     
    
    
26.313CAM::WAYChange Node Id - The B* ChainsawFri Sep 06 1991 14:4713
Yeah, Kev, who'd you think you are?  Stephen King writing for
Cavelier or something?

Everytime I read one of your replies, I have this overwhelming urge to
find a blue pencil....

I mean, even when I'm writin' stuff, I single space it and then let
EVE turn every LF-CR into a LF-CR-CR for me....


8^)

'Saw
26.315HPSRAD::RIEURead his lips...Know new taxes!Fri Sep 06 1991 17:312
       Sluggo was Nancy's friend. And Mr. Bill's tormentor.
                                            Denny
26.316MortSALEM::DODATsuckers for TsongasFri Sep 06 1991 18:420
26.317can style be (tm)'d? call it set mode <farley>(tm)!CST17::FARLEYHave YOU seen Elvis today??Fri Sep 06 1991 19:0848
    MikeL & 'Saw,
    
    I was wondering who would be the first.  I guess Mikel, you win!
    
    Ya see, for the better part of three years I've been accessing this
    
    conference and been thoroughly amused at the creativity of the
    
    participants.  ::Crunchie was always shouting, RCaso was a creative
    
    genius, dInZ was a druggie, most folks had terrific P-names, Ninj
    
    is a dastistical wonder, the majority of folks here have the quickest
    
    wit I've ever come across and then there's li'l ol' me!  :^(
    
    My P-name hasn't changed for three years and I've been giving a lot of
    
    thought as to what I could do to differentiate myself and finally 
    
    I hit upon it!  I'd double-space everything I wrote!  Hence, my
    
    recent notes.
    
    But, do not call me insensitive or a cruel person because there is
    
    a sincere, truthful, and meaningful reason for this, one which is 
    
    sure to be felt as a blessing by the noting community although
    
    I'm doubtful that they'll ever 'fess up and admit that my new 
    
    style is beneficial to them but in my heart, I know......
    
    
    
    
    I'm actually typing S L O W L Y  to help the poorer readers and as 
    
    an added benefit, my newfound style helps prevent eye fatigue!  So,
    
    as you see, I'm more of a benefit than an irritation!!!
    
    ;^)
    
    Kev
    
    
26.318ToucheCTHQ1::LEARYFri Sep 06 1991 19:318
    Kev,
    Ya know, your style is easier on the eyes. I thought you was hidin'
    some invisible messages in betwixt akin to Beatles' records being
    played backwards.
    
    8^)
    MikeL
    
26.319CNTROL::MACNEALruck `n' rollFri Sep 06 1991 19:352
    People are going to see your 50 line replies, Kev and think you're T or
    sumthin and hit the nexted unseen key ;^)
26.320VAXWRK::NEEDLEMoney talks. Mine says &quot;Good-Bye!&quot;Fri Sep 06 1991 19:5615
H e y ,   K e v i n , 



	I   t h i n k   y o u r ' e   o n   t o   s o m e t h i n g .     


T h i s   i s   m u c h   e a s i e r   o n   m y   e y e s .     M y


o p t h a l m o l o g i s t   t h a n k s   y o u .


  j .

26.321rollward jeff good one!!!!!!! ;^)CST17::FARLEYHave YOU seen Elvis today??Fri Sep 06 1991 20:421
    
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26.323WMOIS::COOK_TSkysurfinonmyBoogieBoardFri Sep 06 1991 21:216
    Hey veK, cool style but,
    
    SJU sips!
    
    Conan
    
26.324CAM::WAYChange Node Id - The B* ChainsawSat Sep 07 1991 00:094
Well, I see a ton of DECcies who had nothing better to do on Friday
afternoon but play with their terminals.

Oh well, I suppose that's better than playing with the Wermacht guy....
26.325FMCSSE::BROWNCan you Bupp the Pupp?Sun Sep 08 1991 15:217
    REP A FEW BACK
    
    	Joe Polucka???
    
    Cadailla
    
     
26.3267 NFL LastsCSLALL::TIMMONSHELP SET PROFILEFri Oct 11 1991 09:1449
    Found these in yesterday's paper:
    
    7 NFL "Lasts"  Give the Who and When
    
    1.  Last drop-kicked field goal 
    
    2.  Player without helmet 
    
    3.  Scoreless tie
    
    4.  Drop-kicked PAT
    
    5.  Two-way player
    
    6.  Lineman without facemask
    
    7.  Straight-on kicker
    
    
    Answers follow:
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
     
    1.  Dutch Clark, 1937
    2.  Dick Plasman, 1941
    3.  Giants-Lions, 1943
    4.  Joe Vetrano, 1948
    5.  Chuck Bednarik, 1960
    6.  Jesse Richardson, 1964
    7.  Steve Cox, 1987.
    
    I remember the last three, although I didn't know the answers before I
    read them.  
    
    Anyway, Jesse Richardson played for the Pats.  If you ever saw him,
    you'd have a pretty good idea he didn't wear a facemask.  What an ugly
    son-of-a-gun he was!
    
    Lee
26.327CAM::WAYWith Malice Toward NoneFri Oct 11 1991 10:1517
    
>    1.  Last drop-kicked field goal 
>    2.  Player without helmet 
>    4.  Drop-kicked PAT
    

In these things, along with the two way player, you can see the last
vestiges of football's ancestor, rugby, slipping away.


Drop kicks.  One of the hardest things to do in sport, I think, it to
drop kick a ball through the uprights.  It's a little easier with a
rugby ball because the point isn't so pointy, but even still....
In football, it's truly a lost art....


'Saw
26.328LUNER::BROOKSClarence T, are you down wit OPP ?Fri Oct 11 1991 14:4211
    Let's see :
    
    1. Paul Horning ?
    2. Bill Hewett
    3. Miami and ????
    4. ?????
    5. Chuck Bednarik was the last to do it for the bulk of a season. Roy
    Green played DB (he was drafted as one) and WR his first 2-3 years.
    6. I know Bobby Layne played QB without a facemask, but lineman ? 
    Bob St Clair ?
    7. Mark Mosley or Rick Danmeyer
26.3298 teams with same nameOTOOA::GMACDONALDHit em where they ain'tFri Oct 11 1991 16:476
Name 8 professional teams from the following leagues: NBA, Major League
Baseball, NHL, NFL and the CFL (Canadian Football League) that have the
same name.  A non-existant example would be Boston Bruins and Portland
Bruins.  CFL may make it difficult for you folks, but what the heck.

Grant.
26.330Blackhawks/Hawks don't countSPARKL::HILLFri Oct 11 1991 16:599
    1 Jets - NY and Win-a-Pig
    2 Oilers - Edmonton and Houston
    3 Lions - Detroit and British Columbia
    4 Kings - LA and Sacremento
    5 Giants - NY and SF
    6 Rangers - Ny and Texas
    7 Cardinals - St. Loius and Phoenix
    8 RoughRiders - Ottawa and Saskatchewan
    
26.331GENRAL::WADEFri Oct 11 1991 17:044
    
    	Didn't Roy Green play both ways for the Cards?
    
    	Claybroon
26.332any takersQUASER::HUNTERThe Donks Know OkoyeFri Oct 25 1991 16:566
    
     trivia:
    
     What does the A&W stand for in A&W rootbeer ??
    
    
26.333CUBIC7::DIGGINSThirst N'Howl Roolz!Fri Oct 25 1991 18:052
Arsenic and Water??
26.334ale and wiskeyCNTROL::CHILDSEver meet a weak Ape?Fri Oct 25 1991 22:110
26.335CELTIK::JACOBLoad SpentFri Oct 25 1991 23:146
    A__holes and Whiners
    
    Originated in Clevescum.
    
    JaKe
    
26.336exQUASER::HUNTERThe Donks Know OkoyeMon Oct 28 1991 17:275
    Allen & Walker.....
    
     But I like youz guyis better !!
    
    Big Game
26.337GENRAL::WADEthe buck of the IrishThu Nov 21 1991 18:059
    
    	Name the only school (and the coaches who won 'em) which
    	currently employs coaches who have won NCAA Div. 1 national
    	titles in basketball and football.
    
    	And none of you gomers who get the Gazette Telegraph are
    	eligible! :*)
    
    	Claybone
26.338GUSHER::WAUGAMANThu Nov 21 1991 18:1010
    
>       Name the only school (and the coaches who won 'em) which
>    	currently employs coaches who have won NCAA Div. 1 national
>    	titles in basketball and football.
 
    Louisville, Schnellenberger and Crum...
        
    glenn
    
    
26.339Denny and HowardSHALOT::HUNTMusicians For Free-Range ChickensThu Nov 21 1991 18:1116
26.340Waugaman by a heartbeat ...SHALOT::HUNTMusicians For Free-Range ChickensThu Nov 21 1991 18:123
 Damn, I gotta either type faster or say less ...
 
 Bob Hunt
26.341GENRAL::WADEthe buck of the IrishThu Nov 21 1991 18:444
    
    	The laatter Bob!  :*)
    
    	Claybone
26.342CSLALL::TIMMONSHELP SET PROFILEFri Nov 22 1991 09:203
    Ha ha, good shot there, Claybone!!11  :*)
    
    lEe
26.343TriviaRHETT::KNORRCarolina BlueWed Nov 27 1991 20:2721
    Okay trivia fans, here goes:
    
    What significant event occured in the world of college basketball on
    March 2, 1974?
    
    Press RETURN if you need some hints.
    
    
    - ACC Chris
    
    Hint 1:	You can assume the ACC is involved.
    
    Hint 2:	You can assume that North Carolina was involved.
    
    Hint 3:	You can assume the event took place in Carmichael
    		Auditorium.  
    
    Hint 4:	North Carolina's opponent in the game at hand was
    		Duke University.
    
    
26.344CELTIK::JACOBR.I.P, Badger BobWed Nov 27 1991 20:575
    Oh sh!t, let me hazzard a guess, Snuffy Smif won the big one for the
    only time!!!!!
    
    JaKe
    
26.345Off by 8 years, JaKe.RHETT::KNORRCarolina BlueWed Nov 27 1991 21:054
    [insert sound of_a LOUD rejection buzzer]
    
    
    - ACC Chris
26.346Wild guessCSC32::GL_JOHNSONExit light, Enter nightWed Nov 27 1991 21:085
    
       The last time a UNC team didn't make the Sweet Sixteen?
    
    
    						 glen j.
26.347There goes that rejection buzzer again ...RHETT::KNORRCarolina BlueWed Nov 27 1991 21:214
    Good guess glen, but nope.  
    
    
    - ACC Chris
26.348CELTIK::JACOBR.I.P, Badger BobWed Nov 27 1991 21:225
    My guess only shows how much I follow college(or any, for that matter)
    basketball.
    
    JaKe
    
26.349famous personality visited the campus???????CSTEAM::FARLEYDSA = Drood(tm) Supporters AnonymousSun Dec 01 1991 23:367
    
    
    
    
    
    
    		Richard Nixon???????
26.350HPSRAD::RIEURead his lips...Know new taxes!Mon Dec 02 1991 10:232
      It was the lasted time Towson State or Cornell beat UNC?
                                  Denny
26.351I'm starting to get disapointed ...RHETT::KNORRCarolina BlueMon Dec 02 1991 10:5012
    re: .764
    
    Wrong.
    
    
    
    re: .765
    
    Wrong.
    
    
    - ACC Chris
26.352In SI this weekendFSOA::JHENDRYJohn Hendry, DTN 297-2623Mon Dec 02 1991 11:084
    The Heels, led by Walter Davis, overcame a 6-8 point lead in the lasted
    few seconds of the game to beat Duke.
    
    John
26.353CAMONE::WAYThe King of the Droods(tm)Mon Dec 02 1991 11:264
>    The Heels, led by Walter Davis, overcame a 6-8 point lead in the lasted
>    few seconds of the game to beat Duke.
    
Well, color me woodyward.....
26.356Greatest comeback in the history of college basketbal ...RHETT::KNORRCarolina BlueMon Dec 02 1991 15:304
    Correct, Mr. Hendry.
    
    
    - ACC Chris
26.354So what do I win ? :-)LUNER::BROOKSStardate 12.06.91 - BE THERE !Mon Dec 02 1991 15:363
    It was the last time NC beat Duke at home ?
    
    Thank you ! 
26.355NCAA three-time All-Americas?GUSHER::WAUGAMANMon Dec 02 1991 15:4614
     
    Here's an interesting but tough one I came across:
    
    Since WWII, only four college football players have been recognized
    by the NCAA as three-time concensus All-Americas (since freshman
    eligibility, no player has ever gone four-for-four).  One was an
    oldtimer from the SWC who played two platoon, one played offense, and 
    two played defense (at the same school, no less).
    
    I would probably consider only one of these players to be an obvious
    choice, although all of the players were well known...
    
    glenn
    
26.357Great question ...SCNDRL::HUNTFenestracryptographer WannabeMon Dec 02 1991 16:1316
-    Since WWII, only four college football players have been recognized
-    by the NCAA as three-time concensus All-Americas (since freshman
-    eligibility, no player has ever gone four-for-four).  One was an
-    oldtimer from the SWC who played two platoon, one played offense, and 
-    two played defense (at the same school, no less).

Wild guess ...

John David Crow for the old SWC warhorse.
Herschel Walker for the offensive player.
Jack Ham and Matt Millen for the two defenders from the same school.

Probably 0-for-4 ...

Bob Hunt

26.358The Huntster knocks down the free throw...GUSHER::WAUGAMANMon Dec 02 1991 16:2112
                  
>    Herschel Walker for the offensive player.
 
    That's the "easy" one.  Undoubtedly would have been the only
    four-time All-America had he stayed in school his senior year.
    The most heralded freshman ever, and a national champeen at the
    tender age of 18.
    
    If I hear any correct answers, I'll jump in.
    
    glenn
    
26.359platoon guy?CTHQ2::LEARYBetter than LDSMon Dec 02 1991 17:214
    Doak Walker from SMU?
    
    MikeL
    
26.360AXIS::ROBICHAUDHulk'sPlight-ThighShudderingDelightMon Dec 02 1991 17:234
    	Yeah I think it might be Doak Walker too.  How about Archie
    Griffith, Bubba Smith and Tommy Nobis?
    
    				/Don
26.361wild shotCTHQ2::LEARYBetter than LDSMon Dec 02 1991 17:344
    Ted hendrick and Rosey Grier?
    
    MikeL
    
26.362LUNER::BROOKSStardate 12.06.91 - BE THERE !Mon Dec 02 1991 17:421
    Doak Walker, Tony Dorsett, and Leon Hart ?
26.363Doak Walker is correct, sirs (still fishing on the D)!GUSHER::WAUGAMANMon Dec 02 1991 18:041
    
26.364another wild stabCTHQ2::LEARYBetter than LDSMon Dec 02 1991 18:074
    Kevin Hardy and Ross Browner
    
    MikeL
    
26.365CSLALL::TIMMONSHELP SET PROFILETue Dec 03 1991 08:551
    Dick Butkus?
26.366GUSHER::WAUGAMANTue Dec 03 1991 12:3610
    
    Still no correct answers on the defensive consensus All-Americas.
    I also neglected to mention a third three-timer from the defense.
    This guy played for an Eastern school.  The other two guys from
    the same school came from the West.  All played since 1970.
    
    Give up?
    
    glenn
    
26.367GENRAL::WADEthe buck of the IrishTue Dec 03 1991 12:445
    
    	Ronnie Lott for one of the west dudes and how 'bout
    	Hugh Green from the east?
    
    	Claybone
26.368CNTROL::CHILDSG.Bush, unconvicted criminalTue Dec 03 1991 12:452
  LT and Ronnie Lott
26.369Still graspinCTHQ2::LEARYBetter than LDSTue Dec 03 1991 12:546
    Richard wood and Ronnie Lott
    
    Shane Conlon
    
    MikeL
    
26.370Hugh Green (#2 in Heisman) is correct for the Easterner!GUSHER::WAUGAMANTue Dec 03 1991 13:311
    
26.371CNTROL::CHILDSG.Bush, unconvicted criminalTue Dec 03 1991 14:091
well if it wasn't Lott then how about Kenny Easley of UCLA?
26.372mabey Jol Mamma????? ;^)CST17::FARLEYDSA = Drood(tm) Supporters AnonymousTue Dec 03 1991 14:221
    
26.373Ken Simms of Texas?CNTROL::MACNEALruck `n' rollTue Dec 03 1991 14:240
26.374Ya know the collegeGUSHER::WAUGAMANTue Dec 03 1991 14:505
    
    Kenny Easley... bingo!  The last guy should be a gimme now.
    
    glenn
    
26.375LUNER::BROOKSStardate 12.06.91 - BE THERE !Tue Dec 03 1991 16:133
    Defense :
    
    Lee Roy Selmon and Brain Bosworth ? (OU)
26.376LUNER::BROOKSStardate 12.06.91 - BE THERE !Tue Dec 03 1991 16:156
    I just read .366
    
    East : Hugh Green ? (Pitt)
    
    West : Ronnie Lott and ???? (USC)
    Or Kenny Easley and ???? (UCLA)
26.377LUNER::BROOKSStardate 12.06.91 - BE THERE !Tue Dec 03 1991 16:186
    Actually Glenn, Kenny Easley *was* the easy one. 
    
    How about the late Don Rodgers ? Or that kid who's a rookie for the
    Browns ?
    
    Doc
26.378dadgum BruinCTHQ2::LEARYBetter than LDSTue Dec 03 1991 16:1910
    Good guess Doc
    I thought of Selmon but couldn't figure out the second (Bosworth)
    
    Let's see
    Kenny Easley= UCLA.
    I'm drawin a blank. UCLA weren't specially known for their D
    
    MikeL
    
    
26.379Jerry Robinson?CTHQ2::LEARYBetter than LDSTue Dec 03 1991 16:261
    
26.380Who'll be the next one?GUSHER::WAUGAMANTue Dec 03 1991 16:3916
    
    There you go, MikeL!  Ex-Bruin, Philadelphia Eagle and Dick Vermeil
    favorite Jerry Robinson was the final three-time consensus 
    All-America.
    
    Entire list (post-WWII):
    
    Doak Walker, SMU (Back)	  1947-49
    Jerry Robinson, UCLA (LB)	  1976-78
    Kenny Easley, UCLA (DB)	  1978-80
    Hugh Green, Pitt (D.Line)	  1978-80
    Herschel Walker, Georgia (RB) 1980-82
    
                           
    glenn
    
26.381Help !!QUASER::HUNTERBad_Boy of ::SPORTSThu Jan 09 1992 19:4110
    Ok,
    
     This ain't sports trivia but it's a toughy and I don't have the answer
    but I would really appreciate any help in getting it.  We have a daily
    e-mail trivia question that goes out over the tube and I'm perfect for
    the year and want to keep it that way so...
    
    	What are the names of Daisy Ducks (donald's babe) nieces...
    
    BGH
26.382Dingy, Dimbo, & Debbie BobFRETZ::HEISERreach out and taunt someoneThu Jan 09 1992 19:431
    
26.383PTOVAX::JACOBIntrospective....Make A StatementThu Jan 09 1992 19:4510
    
    >>	What are the names of Daisy Ducks (donald's babe) nieces...
    
    John Elway, Bernice Kosar, and Wicky Wacky Wyche.
    
    
    (8^)*
    
    JaKe
    
26.384Find it out yerself!GENRAL::WADEWhose idea was it to hang these ferns?Thu Jan 09 1992 19:525
    
    	Remaining perfect by using other people's knowledge Big
    	Game?  A travesty.......
    
    	Claybroon
26.385take it from a Dad...CNTROL::CHILDSIs it a question of Love? hahaaaaaThu Jan 09 1992 20:074
 Louie, Huey and Duey....

 mike
26.386QUASER::HUNTERBad_Boy of ::SPORTSThu Jan 09 1992 20:075
    Ahhh...  You misunderstand Mr. Wad...  It is not only common parctice
    to do so, but accepted as creative problem solving.  Something you
    FCC boys run short on !!   ;^)
    
    Big Game Hunta
26.387QUASER::HUNTERBad_Boy of ::SPORTSThu Jan 09 1992 20:107
    
     Mike,
    
     You also misunderstand (or can't read)...  I said Daisy Ducks
    Nieces !!!! Not Donalds NEFEWS !!!!
    
    Big Game
26.388GENRAL::WADEWhose idea was it to hang these ferns?Thu Jan 09 1992 20:408
    
    Mike,
    
    	I thought they were named Mac, j., and 'Saw    
    
    	heh heh
    
    Claybroon
26.389QUASER::HUNTERBad_Boy of ::SPORTSFri Jan 10 1992 12:333
    Well,  Never did get it right.  Called the Disney store, looked in 
    the Disney notes file and couldn't even find reference to them.  Got
    the answer in the mail today...  April, May, and June.
26.390COMET::JACKSONTAThe 9 hitterFri Jan 10 1992 17:472
    
      whatta matter Jack,  don't you know what month it is?^
26.391GENRAL::WADEWhose idea was it to hang these ferns?Fri Jan 10 1992 18:165
    
    	What NFL QB holds the record for most interceptions?
    
    <again, none of you Colorado folks are eligible!  So you'd
     better not spoil it or Moose and Guido are coming to see you!>
26.392Mr Longevity, George Blanda, I think...NAC::G_WAUGAMANFri Jan 10 1992 18:261
    
26.393FMCSSE::BROWNCan you Bupp the Pupp?Fri Jan 10 1992 18:307
    
    
    	How about frantic Fran Tarkinton?
    
     Claywad I have not read the GT yet.
    
    Cadzilla 
26.394GENRAL::WADEWhose idea was it to hang these ferns?Fri Jan 10 1992 18:5112
    
    	Obviously there Cadbury!
    
    	Can't get nuthin' by ole glenn.  GB it is.  It was interesting
    	to read that he started out playing for Chicago in 1949 and
    	played til 1975!  I mean, I knew he played a while but geez.
    
    	Let it be known from this day forward, that NOBODY in CO is
    	eligible to answer any trivia questions I put in...unless
    	they get it wrong. :*)
    
    	Claybroon
26.395Blanda still holds the single-season record ...LUNER::BROOKSCan you say 'triangulated crossfire'?Mon Jan 13 1992 12:041
    I think Tarkenton passed Blanda for the all time INT mark.
26.396GENRAL::WADEWhose idea was it to hang these ferns?Mon Jan 13 1992 15:324
    
    	According to the local rag, Blanda holds the career mark...
    
    	Claybroon
26.397CNTROL::CHILDSDean &amp; BBJ two of a kindMon Jan 13 1992 15:3811
  <<< Note 26.396 by GENRAL::WADE "Whose idea was it to hang these ferns?" >>>

    
>>    	According to the local rag, Blanda holds the career mark...
    
    	Claybroon


 yeah but can you trust the local rag, when it comes to Raiders???

 ;^)
26.398GENRAL::WADEWhose idea was it to hang these ferns?Mon Jan 13 1992 15:517
    
    	Good one Mikey!
    
    	Here's another:  What school has gone to a bowl game and the NCAA
    	basketball tournament each of the last 5 years?
    
    	Claybroon
26.399Syracuse?CTHQ1::LEARYLook what they've done to my song,MawMon Jan 13 1992 15:561
    
26.400Florida State ?LUNER::BROOKSCan you say 'triangulated crossfire'?Mon Jan 13 1992 16:051
    
26.401CSC32::J_HERNANDEZPeople who use straws suck.Mon Jan 13 1992 17:012
    Michigan?
    
26.402BSS::JCOTANCHMon Jan 13 1992 17:167
    Hate to agree with Leary, but I'd say Syracuse too.  :^)
    
    PS - I only read the Calhan Gazette at work and it wasn't in today's
    version, so I'm eligible!
    
    
    Joe
26.403BTW, howdya like the Irish whuppin the 'Heels?CTHQ1::LEARYLook what they've done to my song,MawMon Jan 13 1992 17:324
    Could be worse,Joe. I could be a closet Raider fan! 8^)
    
    MikeL
     
26.404ROYALT::ASHENote new node name...Mon Jan 13 1992 17:409
    I'd guess Michigan too...
    
    Got a calendar for the holidays...
    
    Couple more questions...
    
    Name the only boxer on the Sgt. Pepper album cover
    
    Name the 3 NBA guards to score 1000 fg's in a season.
26.405GENRAL::WADEWhose idea was it to hang these ferns?Mon Jan 13 1992 18:088
    
    	Syracuse it is!  Good job MikeL.  
    
    	Yeah, I know it wasn't in today's section Joe.  However, it
    	was in Saturday's.  Since I trust nobody, NONE of you Colorado
    	folks are eligible!  
    
    	Claybroon
26.406LUNER::BROOKSCan you say 'triangulated crossfire'?Mon Jan 13 1992 18:445
    Three guards - 1000 FG's ?
    
    Jordan, West, and Gervin ?
    
    Or Jordan, Gervin, and Pistol Pete ?
26.407QUASER::HUNTERSteelers To The Super Bowl In `93Mon Jan 13 1992 19:361
    casius clay !!
26.408DYPSS1::ROPERTHE MONSTER MASHMon Jan 13 1992 20:379
    Okay SPORTS fans.  Name the only player in NBA history to win the
    following:
    
    	1. High School Championship 
        2. NIT Championship
    	3. NCAA Championship
        4. NBA Championship
    
    WILDCAT
26.409RAVEN1::B_ADAMSHow many more days till Daytona?Mon Jan 13 1992 20:556
    re-1,
    
    	Magic...?
    
    B.A.
    
26.410ROYALT::ASHENote new node name...Mon Jan 13 1992 21:245
    Henry Bibby?
    
    Clay isn't right.
    Doc has 2 of 3 for the guards question... (Jordan & Gervin)
    
26.411Quinn Buckner.PLUGH::NEEDLEMoney talks. Mine says &quot;Good-Bye!&quot;Mon Jan 13 1992 23:480
26.412RE: .408 - Dean Memminger (SP?)AXIS::ROBICHAUDHOMER,PLATO,VOLTAIRE,bobknightTue Jan 14 1992 09:040
26.413FDCV06::KINGBe nice to me, I'm a Pheresis Donor!!Tue Jan 14 1992 10:163
    Tiny Archibald?   Oscar Robertson?
    
    REK
26.414Jo Jo White, Charlie Scott, Bob Cousy??CNTROL::CHILDSDean &amp; BBJ two of a kindTue Jan 14 1992 10:340
26.415wild stabCTHQ1::LEARYLook what they've done to my song,MawTue Jan 14 1992 11:106
    .408,
    Knowin' yer roots 'CAT, it's gotta be either Kevin Grevey or Rick
    Robey.
    
    MikeL
    
26.416verify with a photo!!CTHQ1::LEARYLook what they've done to my song,MawTue Jan 14 1992 11:187
    Yo Clay, re. .405
    For my prize, can I get Joe C. to wear a Notre Dame shirt fer 1 day?
    I'll trust you Colorado boys to verify. 8^)
    
    MikeL
    
    
26.417That's Wick Wobey there MikeL...AXIS::ROBICHAUDHOMER,PLATO,VOLTAIRE,bobknightTue Jan 14 1992 11:251
    
26.418Da Cooz!CTHQ1::LEARYLook what they've done to my song,MawTue Jan 14 1992 11:539
    HAHA Slash,
    I vividly remember Cousy " Wick Wobey gwabs the offensive webound afta
     a pick by Tiny in da pewiwifery. And he wams it home. Whew (legit
    W sound)."
    
    MikeL
    P.S. I know I shouldn't poke fun at an impediment so all 8^)'s, but
    it got me rollin' (wollin').
    
26.419"Centuwian, fwow him to da fwoor wufwy!" - Life of BrianSHALOT::MEDVIDnot one ounce or inch of controlTue Jan 14 1992 12:021
    
26.420QUASER::HUNTERSteelers To The Super Bowl In `93Tue Jan 14 1992 12:593
    Sonny Liston...  Was on the cover of Sgt. Pepper !!
    
    Big Game Junta
26.421GENRAL::WADEWhose idea was it to hang these ferns?Tue Jan 14 1992 13:5517
    
    	Clay is always right! :*)
    
    	Nah MikeL, I don't think so.  I wouldn't wish that on my
    	woist enemy. :^)
    
    	The trivia question yesterday was kinda tough.  I don't even
    	know if it's worth entering, but, here 'tis (slightly modified):
    
    		Which two teams participated in the game which set
    		the record for most pass attempts in a playoff game?
    
    	Extra credit:  What year did this playoff game take place?
    
    	Extra extra credit:  How many passes did they attempt total?
    
    	Claybroon
26.422TORREY::MAY_BRPick, BAD JohnTue Jan 14 1992 13:576
    
    A Guess:
    
    SD vs. Miami    1982    83 attempts
    
    Brews
26.423FRETZ::HEISERthe tone that goes CRUNCH!Tue Jan 14 1992 15:131
    "Wewease Bawabass!" - Life of Brian
26.424Always Look On The Bright Side Of LifeSHALOT::HUNTFluffy Bunny FeetTue Jan 14 1992 15:223
 "HIM, HIM, HIM ... him, him, him" - Life Of Brian
 
 Bob Hunt
26.425REFINE::ASHENew node name ROYALT::ASHETue Jan 14 1992 15:443
    Liston is correct.
    
    Archibald was the 3rd guard...
26.426FDCV06::KINGBe nice to me, I'm a Pheresis Donor!!Tue Jan 14 1992 18:053
    Hey... I got one right!!!
    
    REK
26.427COMET::JACKSONTAThe 9 hitterTue Jan 14 1992 19:286
      It seems like it would be a game with either the jets or fish in it, 
    if not both.
    
      Is that a good non-cheat guess?
    
    	Tim
26.428QUASER::HUNTERSteelers To The Super Bowl In `93Tue Jan 14 1992 19:484
    Hey...  I got one right too...  Seems maybe I know more about sports
    than some believe.  Or maybe I just know something about the Beatles.
    
    Big Game Junta
26.429GENRAL::WADEWhose idea was it to hang these ferns?Tue Jan 14 1992 20:448
    
    	Alright, I figured that was kind of a toughie.  The answer
    	is the Jets and Browns.  The game was in 1986 and they threw
    	65 passes betweenst them.
    
    	Today's question is stoopid so I ain't enterin' it.....
    
    	Claybroon
26.430DYPSS1::ROPERTHE MONSTER MASHWed Jan 15 1992 00:0111
    re .415
    
    MikeL, you know me too well!  The correct answer is Rick Robey.  Robey
    won his high school championship, the 1976 NIT, 1978 NCAA, and a
    championship with the Celtics (can't remember year).
    
    Robey got his big break with the Celt's when Dave Cowens was having
    back problems.  Unfortunately, back problems led to Robey's retirement
    from the NBA.
    
    WILDCAT
26.431CTHQ1::LEARYLook what they've done to my song,MawWed Jan 15 1992 11:1719
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    Hey...  I got one right too...  Seems maybe I know more about sports
    than some believe.  Or maybe I just know something about the Beatles.
    
    Big Game Junta
    
    
    
   Nah, BG.
    Or maybe you gots the album jacket in yo' office. That's much more
    believable than the other two! 8^)
    
    MikeL
    
26.432BSS::JCOTANCHWed Jan 15 1992 11:5714
>    For my prize, can I get Joe C. to wear a Notre Dame shirt fer 1 day?
>    I'll trust you Colorado boys to verify. 8^)
    
    Hey Leary, you got the question right but remember that I didn't lose
    any bets/contests here so I shouldn't be unduly punished. :^)  If'n you
    wanna make a bet, how about something like the ND-Syracuse b-ball game?
    :^) :^)
    
>    	Today's question is stoopid so I ain't enterin' it.....
    
    Betcha I can still answer it, though!  :^)
    
    
    Joe
26.433What's this with SU, First it's Mich,then AF!CTHQ1::LEARYLook what they've done to my song,MawWed Jan 15 1992 12:308
    Joe,
    Give me 20 points and I'll think about it. After all, game's at
    SU, Irish have come back to earth. Game's in February, right? (don't
    have me schedule handy).
    
    MikeL
    8^)
    
26.434QUASER::HUNTERSteelers To The Super Bowl In `93Wed Jan 15 1992 12:5510
    MikeL...
    
     I don't have the cover in my office.  And, I rule in the
    sports&leisure catigory of Trivia.  Like I've said many times,
    If I want to hear a bunch of Bozo's tell me what sports is
    supposed to be all about I'd read the local rag.  In this file I
    get to have a bunch of Bozo's tell me about alot more that just sports.
    
    
    Big Game
26.435Implied smiley anyhooCTHQ1::LEARYLook what they've done to my song,MawWed Jan 15 1992 17:298
    Is this the new, sensitive BG?
    Didn't ya see the smiley? Please take the serious tone away, I was
    just bustin' yo' cojones (something you do quite well to others and
    I appreciate). 
    
    MikeL
    
    
26.436GENRAL::WADEWhose idea was it to hang these ferns?Wed Jan 15 1992 18:335
    
    	Which 3 NBA franchises have averaged more than 49 wins
    	per season?
    
    	Claybroon
26.437In the paper todayBSS::NEUZILWed Jan 15 1992 19:213
	the Minneapolis/LA Lakers, the Bucks, and the Celtics

	Kevin
26.438QUASER::HUNTERSteelers To The Super Bowl In `93Wed Jan 15 1992 21:184
    Sorry, MikeL...  I've been really testie ever since the Donks
    blew a shot at another SB...  Oh Well !!
    
    BGJ
26.439how many times do I have to explain this?GENRAL::WADEWhose idea was it to hang these ferns?Thu Jan 16 1992 12:438
    re .437
    
    	I get the questions from the local paper Kev.  That's why
    	I keep saying that CXO folks are not eligible to answer.
    
    	Please try to keep up.........
    
    	Claybroon
26.440Didn't know...sorryBSS::NEUZILThu Jan 16 1992 13:273
	Oops...It felt right to get one though.  I'll button my lip - er fingers.

	Kevin
26.441GENRAL::WADEWhose idea was it to hang these ferns?Thu Jan 16 1992 14:018
    
    	That's OK Kev.  I'll forgive you seeing as how you've
    	got your hands full with triplets. :^)
    
    	Today's question:  Who holds the NHL record for consecutive
    	50-goal seasons?
    
    	Claybroon
26.442VLAB::RIEURead his lips...Know new taxesThu Jan 16 1992 14:092
       Gretzky?
                                 Denny
26.443CARROL::LEFEBVREWatcher of the skiesThu Jan 16 1992 14:165
    Mike Bossy.
    
    What do I win?
    
    Mark.
26.444GENRAL::WADEWhose idea was it to hang these ferns?Thu Jan 16 1992 14:3710
    
    	LeafyBeaver has the correct answer.  Gretzky has 9 seasons
    	of 50 or more goals but his longest streak is 8.  I don't
    	know if that is an existing streak BTW.
    
    	Bossy did it for the Islanders from 77-78 to 85-86.
    
    	Mark, you win the privilege of buying me beers.
    
    	Claybroon
26.445CARROL::LEFEBVREWatcher of the skiesThu Jan 16 1992 14:395
    Clay, 
    
    <censored>
    
    Mark.
26.446GENRAL::WADEWhose idea was it to hang these ferns?Thu Jan 16 1992 14:474
    
    	Sheesh!  OK, how 'bout an autographed picture of me? :^)
    
    	Claybroon
26.447Blackmail in the making....CARROL::LEFEBVREWatcher of the skiesThu Jan 16 1992 14:483
    Speakin' a_autographed pictures....Hawk?
    
    Mark.
26.448CELTIK::JACOBIntrospective...Make a StatementThu Jan 16 1992 19:0814
    
    >><<< Note 26.438 by QUASER::HUNTER "Steelers To The Super Bowl In `93" >>>

    >>Sorry, MikeL...  I've been really testie ever since the Donks
    >>blew a shot at another SB...  Oh Well !!
    
    >>BGJ
    
    
    Chripes Sakes, you'd think youse Donks fans would be USED to it by now.
    
    
    JaKe
    
26.449exQUASER::HUNTERSteelers To The Super Bowl In `93Thu Jan 16 1992 21:145
    
     Not as used to it as you sillyassed Squeelers fans have been for the
    past decade..  FaKe..  <censored>
    
    BG
26.450GENRAL::WADEWhose idea was it to hang these ferns?Fri Jan 17 1992 14:354
    
    	What was the name of the 1st Super Bowl?
    
    	Claybroon
26.451The AFL/NFL Championship Game.AXIS::ROBICHAUDHOMER,PLATO,VOLTAIRE,bobknightFri Jan 17 1992 14:361
    
26.452QUASER::HUNTERSteelers To The Super Bowl In `93Fri Jan 17 1992 14:451
    Who was the youngest player ever to play in the NBA ?
26.453Darryl DawkinsAXIS::ROBICHAUDHOMER,PLATO,VOLTAIRE,bobknightFri Jan 17 1992 14:461
    
26.454FMCSSE::BROWNI met Dynamo Hum last nightFri Jan 17 1992 14:506
    
    This should be easy!!
    
    Who was known as the "Houdini of the Hardwoods"?
    
    Cadzilla
26.455Bob CousyFRETZ::HEISERWhere's Waldo?Fri Jan 17 1992 14:511
    
26.456CARROL::LEFEBVREWatcher of the skiesFri Jan 17 1992 15:008
  <<< Note 26.450 by GENRAL::WADE "Whose idea was it to hang these ferns?" >>>

    
    >	What was the name of the 1st Super Bowl?
    
    Wayne?
    
    
26.457GENRAL::WADEWhose idea was it to hang these ferns?Fri Jan 17 1992 16:106
    
    BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT!
    
    	Slashah and Mark are both wrong.......
    
    Claybroon
26.458EARRTH::BROOKSFree MrT !Fri Jan 17 1992 16:151
    The youngest player in NBA history was Bill Willoughby.
26.459EARRTH::BROOKSFree MrT !Fri Jan 17 1992 16:193
    Super Bowl I ?
    
    Wasn't it "The AFL-NFL World Championship Game" ?
26.460RIPPLE::DEVLIN_JORangers ROOLZ!Fri Jan 17 1992 16:197
    Ah yes, New Joisey schoolboy legend Bill Willoughby.  Without a doubt,
    he made a huge mistake in skipping college.  Unlike Moses and Dawkins,
    who where big centers, Willoughby wasn't as big - and not ready for the
    pounding he'd take in the NBA.  His career was mostly  that of a
    journeyman.
    
    JD
26.461I bet it's CactiiGENRAL::WADEWhose idea was it to hang these ferns?Fri Jan 17 1992 16:416
    
    	Give the man with many zeroes in his name a Ceeeeeegar!  However,
    	I have this sneaky suspicion that somebody out here is mailing
    	the answers out cuz they aren't allowed to play. :*)
    
    	Claybroon
26.462ROYALT::ASHENote new node name...Fri Jan 17 1992 17:181
    Who was the leading scorer for the 69-13  1971-72 Lakers?
26.463QUASER::HUNTERSteelers To The Super Bowl In `93Fri Jan 17 1992 17:183
    Ain't me Clay....  In Fact, Dr. 00:00:00.00 also was the first 
    to answer my question correctly.  Bill W. is the youngest to ever 
    play in the NBA
26.464CARROL::LEFEBVREWatcher of the skiesFri Jan 17 1992 17:279
           <<< Note 26.462 by ROYALT::ASHE "Note new node name..." >>>

>    Who was the leading scorer for the 69-13  1971-72 Lakers?
    					^^^^^
    
    
    Huh?
    
    Mark.
26.465EARRTH::BROOKSFree MrT !Fri Jan 17 1992 17:331
    I'd say Gail Goodrich, with Jerry West a close 2nd ....
26.466FSOA::JHENDRYJohn Hendry, DTN 297-2623Fri Jan 17 1992 17:454
    The 1971-72 Lakers went 69-13, bested regular season record in NBA
    history.
    
    John
26.467QUASER::HUNTERSteelers To The Super Bowl In `93Fri Jan 17 1992 18:053
    Who was that masked man ?
    
    
26.468ROYALT::ASHENote new node name...Mon Jan 20 1992 02:321
    It was Goodrich...
26.4691,000 win franchisesFRETZ::HEISERpark ya like a car in yo mama's garageMon Jan 20 1992 15:5415
    As most of you probably know by now, the Suns became the 5th franchise
    to win 1,000 games last Friday night.  Of the 5 that have done it,
    Phoenix did it the 4th fastest in taking 24 years to do it.  They are
    also the only one in the group that hasn't won a title.  Name the other
    4 teams, and the # of years it took them for an extra bonus:
    
    1.
    2.
    3.
    4. Phoenix    24 years
    5.
    
    I'll post the answers later today.
    
    Mike
26.470CNTROL::CHILDSLOD faux-pas ChampionsMon Jan 20 1992 16:033
 my guess  1. Fakers  18 yrs  2. Celtics. 18.1 yrs  3. Sixers 22 yrs
 5. Knicks 25 yrs.
26.471SOLANA::MAY_BRPick, BAD JohnMon Jan 20 1992 17:016
    
    How many years it took a team to win 1000 games is meaningless since
    the early teams played less than the current 82 games per season.  Look
    at how many games it took.
    
    Brews
26.472RIPPLE::DEVLIN_JORangers ROOLZ!Mon Jan 20 1992 17:206
    Owverall, stats like 'franchise victories' are meaningless.  In pro
    sports, what really counts is champeenship banners.   Total victories
    can do nothing but show a history of winning seasons - but even that
    becomes hollow if there's no linen hanging from the rafters.
    
    JD
26.473FSOA::JHENDRYJohn Hendry, DTN 297-2623Mon Jan 20 1992 17:259
    Number of victories over the course of a team's history is meaningless
    since it has to do almost totally with longevity.  Same with losses. 
    Teams that have been around for a while, such as the Celtics, lead in
    wins and are close to the top in losses too.
    
    Winning percentage over history is a better measure of a franchise's
    productivity.  But of course, championship banners are better.
    
    John
26.474The Phoenix Suns are a success...NAC::G_WAUGAMANMon Jan 20 1992 17:3521
    
    > Owverall, stats like 'franchise victories' are meaningless.  In pro
    > sports, what really counts is champeenship banners.   Total victories
    > can do nothing but show a history of winning seasons - but even that
    > becomes hollow if there's no linen hanging from the rafters.
    
    No, what really counts is offering an all-around quality product which
    fans can readily and affordably enjoy.  I'm not talking in terms of 
    "better" or "best", just "good" and "bad".  I think Phoenix is a 
    franchise that has satisfied the criterion for goodness in quality 
    sports entertainment.
    
    Championships are gravy, the rare rewards that are to be celebrated and
    cherished when and and if they come.  I don't think there's anything 
    hollow about a season that doesn't end in one (from a fan's perspective, 
    not a player's).  If I felt otherwise, I wouldn't waste my time with
    spectator sports, knowing that 95% of the time I'd come away feeling 
    empty.
    
    glenn
    
26.475But he's got 6 pennants and 3 Series rings !!!SCNDRL::HUNTKiller Ninja Nuns At The OK CorralMon Jan 20 1992 17:459
26.476at any levelQUASER::HUNTERSteelers need a coach and 5 yrsMon Jan 20 1992 17:493
    Where was the atso-turff first installed in a football stadium
    
    Bg
26.477grant me thisHBAHBA::HAASMental ModelMon Jan 20 1992 17:513
Is this a "Who's buried in Grant's Tomb?"

TTom
26.478FSOA::JHENDRYJohn Hendry, DTN 297-2623Mon Jan 20 1992 18:053
    Moses Brown Academy, Providence, RI
    
    John
26.479GENRAL::WADEWhose idea was it to hang these ferns?Mon Jan 20 1992 18:544
    
    	Name the only two rookie head coaches to win Super Bowls.
    
    	Claybroon
26.480QUASER::HUNTERSteelers need a coach and 5 yrsMon Jan 20 1992 19:086
    
     Ninj...   NOT !!!
    
     No, It is not a Grants tomb question...
    
    BG
26.481SB rookie coachVLAB::RIEURead his lips...Know new taxesMon Jan 20 1992 19:092
       George Seifert of the 9ers is one.
                                 Denny
26.482Don McCafferty ?LUNER::BROOKSCraven,pandering,girlymon:MrTMon Jan 20 1992 19:111
    
26.483GENRAL::WADEWhose idea was it to hang these ferns?Mon Jan 20 1992 19:234
    
    	Seifert and McCafferty are correctamundo.
    
    	Stay tuned for tomorrow's question........
26.484ROYALT::ASHENote new node name...Mon Jan 20 1992 20:499
    Cake one...
    
    Super Bowl XII, Pittsburgh wins an exciting 35-31 shoot-out.
    A key moment occurs in the 3rd quarter when the Dallas TE,
    alone in the endzone, drops a sure TD pass.  Name the player.
    
    Harder one...
    Name the three NHL players to have reached 1000 assists...
    
26.485CSC32::J_HERNANDEZNOT!Mon Jan 20 1992 20:541
    Jackie Smith
26.486Got the easy one ...SCNDRL::HUNTKiller Ninja Nuns At The OK CorralMon Jan 20 1992 20:5414
26.487QUASER::HUNTERSteelers need a coach and 5 yrsMon Jan 20 1992 21:194
    
    ISU  ws the first to install carpet on their football field !!
    
    
26.488(8^)*CELTIK::JACOBIntrospective...Make a StatementMon Jan 20 1992 21:266
    re.487
    
    IOU is what I used to pay for my first carpet purchase!!!!
    
    JaKe
    
26.489Like my new P-NameQUASER::HUNTERSteelers need a coach and 5 yrsMon Jan 20 1992 21:313
    JaKe, You're a Maroon, Buddy...
    
    BG
26.490CELTIK::JACOBIntrospective...Make a StatementMon Jan 20 1992 23:338
    Little'n'Lame,
    
    They got a coach(although GOD only knows how he'll end up doing), and I
    figure, if Cowher is worth a damn, 3 years and they'll be a legit
    football team.
    
    JaKe
    
26.491Jackie Smith (surprise...) is rightROYALT::ASHENote new node name...Tue Jan 21 1992 03:331
    
26.492WAG'sRIPPLE::DEVLIN_JORangers ROOLZ!Tue Jan 21 1992 13:398
    Hockey:
    
    Gretzky.
    Howe.
    Mikita?  
    
    
    JD
26.4931,000 win franchisesFRETZ::HEISERpark ya like a car in yo mama's garageTue Jan 21 1992 14:3915
    Here we go:
    
    1. Milwaukee    - 21 years
    2. Boston       - 23   "
    3. Philadelphia - 23   "
    4. Phoenix      - 24   "
    5. Los Angeles  - 25   "
    
    I hear Milwaukee has the NBA's best all-time winning %, but can't
    verify that at the moment.  Also, what year did the NBA switch to an 
    82 game season?  The Suns first season was 1968.  They lost the coin 
    toss for Jabbar to Milwaukee that year, but I'm not sure if the Bucks 
    started that season or not.
    
    Mike
26.494ROYALT::ASHEWhat team does Honest Abe root for?Tue Jan 21 1992 14:494
    I think the Bucks did start the same year.
    
    Gretzky and Howe (surprise) were right.  No one has the 3rd one yet.
    
26.495FDCV07::KINGBe nice to me, I'm a Pheresis Donor!!Tue Jan 21 1992 14:503
    Trottier?  Bossy?  Dioone?
    
    REK
26.496AXIS::ROBICHAUDTue Jan 21 1992 14:501
    	The Bucks were in their second year.
26.497give him a bronze...ROYALT::ASHEWhat team does Honest Abe root for?Tue Jan 21 1992 14:571
    REK's 3rd guess was right...
26.498GENRAL::WADEWhose idea was it to hang these ferns?Wed Jan 22 1992 13:585
    
    	Name the team (and the team they were playing against) which
    	holds the record for turnovers in the Super Bowl.
    
    	Claybroon
26.499DYPSS1::ROPERTHE MONSTER MASHWed Jan 22 1992 14:155
    re - 1
    
    I'm gonna guess Denver.  Super Bowl XII.  Dallas 27 - Denver 10.
    
    WILDCAT
26.500RIPPLE::DEVLIN_JORangers ROOLZ!Wed Jan 22 1992 14:255
    I know that Super Bowl V, between the Colts and the Cowboys, had a
    bunch of mistakes.  I'll say the either one of those teams, or the
    Dolphins vs. the Cowboys...
    
    JD
26.501ROYALT::ASHEPlato,Homer,Voltaire,BrinkleyWed Jan 22 1992 14:341
    The Pats?
26.502Martin had 3 intys alone off of JawsCNTROL::CHILDSthat Sir, is a_inebriate fabricationWed Jan 22 1992 14:384
 Philly against the Raiders in 81....

 mike
26.503JARETH::YANKOWSKASMeghan stood by herself!Wed Jan 22 1992 14:428
    I somehow don't think Clay would have asked the question if the answer
    were the Broncos.  :-)
    
    I suspect Mike may have the correct answer in .502, if not I'll guess
    the Vikings vs. the Raiders.
    
    
    py
26.504GENRAL::WADEWhose idea was it to hang these ferns?Wed Jan 22 1992 14:517
    
    	I *did* think about that before entering it Paul, but WILDCAT
    	had it right.  Denver had 8 turnovers against Dallas in the
    	'78 bowl.  Baltimore had 7 against Dallas in '71 and the Pats
    	had 6 against "da bears" in '86.
    
    	Claybroon
26.505COMET::JACKSONTAThe 9 hitterWed Jan 22 1992 19:544
      Sheet,  I remember watchin that 78 bowl and I don't remember the
    turnovers.  Of course Morton was at the helm!
    
    	Tim
26.506a toughieGENRAL::WADEWhose idea was it to hang these ferns?Thu Jan 23 1992 16:565
    
    	Name the player who was on 3 Super Bowl teams but never got
    	to play in any of the 3 games.
    
    	Claybroon
26.507ROYALT::ASHEPlato,Homer,Voltaire,Arnie BeckerThu Jan 23 1992 17:022
    Must be a backup QB... Earl Morrall?
    
26.508Or the 'other' oneVLAB::RIEURead his lips...Know new taxes!Thu Jan 23 1992 17:052
       Steeler backup? Cliff Stoudt?
                                        Denny
26.509actual 1,000 game winnersFRETZ::HEISERimagination &gt; knowledgeThu Jan 23 1992 17:1223
    Okay, I did my homework this time and burned my copy of the Phoenix
    Gazette.  These are the actual 1,000 game winners to date, including
    moves, and their winning percentages.  If the Sonics can win 13 more 
    games this season, then they will have reached 1,000 in their 25th year.	
    Of course, that's with 82 games a year, not 48 like the original BAA of 
    1946-7.
    
Team       Wins  Losses Pct
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Celtics    2248  1269  .639
Lakers     2099  1307  .616 Minneapolis, Los Angeles
Bucks      1152  773   .598
Nuggets    1066  947   .530 including ABA
Suns       1001  926   .519
Spurs      1042  971   .518 including ABA
Bulls      1053  1036  .504
Hawks      1679  1664  .502 Tri-Cities, St. Louis, Atlanta
Knicks     1732  1779  .493
Sonics     987   1021  .492
Bullets    1217  1271  .489 Chicago, Baltimore, Washington
Warriors   1702  1805  .485 Philadelphia, Golden State
Pistons    1623  1782  .477 Ft. Wayne, Detroit
Kings      1583  1823  .465 Rochester, Cincinnati, KC, Sacramento
26.510thought they might be closeCTHQ1::LEARYLook what they've done to my song,MawThu Jan 23 1992 17:405
    What!!
    No Syracuse Nats/Philly 76'ers??
    
    MikeL
    
26.511GENRAL::WADEWhose idea was it to hang these ferns?Thu Jan 23 1992 19:466
    
    	I give you guys credit......you got the position right.
    
    	Give?
    
    	Claybroon
26.512CTHQ1::LEARYLook what they've done to my song,MawThu Jan 23 1992 19:584
    Backup Qb fer the Vikes 70's Don't remember his name.
    
    MikeL
    
26.513You take the blam if I'm wrong, Mike ;-)NAC::G_WAUGAMANThu Jan 23 1992 20:027
    
    > Backup Qb fer the Vikes 70's Don't remember his name.
    
    Bob Berry, right?
    
    glenn
    
26.514Think it was BerryCTHQ1::LEARYLook what they've done to my song,MawThu Jan 23 1992 20:076
    I take the blame if you're wrong?
    Whaddya takin' Tpills,Glenn??
    
    8^)
    MikeL
    
26.515One or the otherNAC::G_WAUGAMANThu Jan 23 1992 20:0812
    
    >> Backup Qb fer the Vikes 70's Don't remember his name.
    
    > Bob Berry, right?
    
    Now that I think of it, the Vikes had another guy named Bob Lee as
    backup to Tarkenton for a number of years, too.  These guys played for
    years and neither played hardly at all, although I think they both
    ended up on the Falcons...
    
    glenn
    
26.516GENRAL::WADEWhose idea was it to hang these ferns?Thu Jan 23 1992 20:335
    
    	Bob Berry it is.  He was on the Vikes in the '74, '75, and '77
    	bowls.
    
    	Claybroon
26.517(8^()*CELTIK::JACOBUshering in a new era...Fri Jan 24 1992 01:4710
    
    >>	Bob Berry it is.  He was on the Vikes in the '74, '75, and '77
    >>	bowls.
    
    
    Didn't he coach the Penguins hockey team for a year or two, also???
    Talk about a multi-faceted guy.  Amazing
    
    JaKe
    
26.518GENRAL::WADEWhose idea was it to hang these ferns?Fri Jan 24 1992 14:107
    
    	Don't ask me any hockey questions.  The only thing I know
    	is that da Broons ROOL!
    
    	Who has the most career rushing attempts in the Super Bowl?
    
    	Claybroon
26.519CTHQ2::LEARYLook what they've done to my song,MawFri Jan 24 1992 14:529
    First choice: Larry Csonka
    Second choice: John Riggen
    
    MikeL
    
    
    
    
    
26.520SALEM::TIMMONSWhere's Waldo?Fri Jan 24 1992 15:043
    Franco Harris.  He also has the most yards rushing, I believe.
    
    Lee
26.521GENRAL::WADEWhose idea was it to hang these ferns?Fri Jan 24 1992 15:265
    
    	Good job lEe.  Franco Harris is 1st with 101, Riggins is 2cd
    	with 64, and Csonka is 3rd with 54.
    
    	Claybroon
26.522What, no prizes,Clay!!CTHQ2::LEARYLook what they've done to my song,MawFri Jan 24 1992 15:374
    What do I git for Showin' and Placin'??
    
    MikeL
    
26.523Timmy Smith holds it for 1 SB doesn't he?COMET::JACKSONTAThe 9 hitterFri Jan 24 1992 16:134
      That was a trick question Clay.  It kinda sounded like 1 SB,  not all
    SB appearences added up.
    
    	Tim
26.524GENRAL::WADEWhose idea was it to hang these ferns?Fri Jan 24 1992 16:1810
    
    MikeL.,
    
    	You get the same prize as LuFay......you get to buy me beers!
    
    Tim,
    
    	Go back and read it ya knucklehaid!
    
    Claybroon
26.525Spring TrainingCSC32::FARRAHERSend lawyers, guns &amp; moneyTue Jan 28 1992 09:392
    In 1950, there were 16 Major League Baseball Teams. 11 of those teams 
    played in 5 cities. Name the cities
26.526SALEM::TIMMONSWhere's Waldo?Tue Jan 28 1992 09:5711
    Boston - Braves and Red Sox.
    
    New York - Yankees, Giants, Dodgers
    
    St. Louis - Cards and Browns
    
    Philly - Athletics and Phillies
    
    Chicago - White Sox and Cubs
    
    lEe
26.527CSC32::FARRAHERSend lawyers, guns &amp; moneyTue Jan 28 1992 11:082
    re -.1	correct
    
26.528ROYALT::ASHEHis name is Honest Abe &amp; he's here to say...Mon Feb 03 1992 20:499
    Who was the 1st baseball player to make $100,000 a year?  What was the
    year?
    
    In 1980, Hanni Wenzel of Liechtenstein won the women's GS in the
    Olympics.  What was so historic about it?
    
    Ted Williams in 1949
    First gold medal for Liechtenstein
    
26.529CNTROL::CHILDSRodney Dangerfields &gt;&gt; The Dream TeamTue Feb 04 1992 12:432
 Wasn't it the Babe? I'll guess 1928 just before the crash....
26.530Olympic trivia questionJARETH::YANKOWSKASNot me, I'm a pedestrian!Mon Feb 10 1992 11:5816
    Since the Winter Olympics started, only four countries have won a gold
    medal in hockey...can you name them?
    
    (answer below)
    
    
    
    You probably got Canada, the US, and what used to be the USSR right off
    the bat...the fourth one is a country one usually doesn't associate
    with hockey.
    
    (last part of the answer below)
    
    
    
    Great Britain won the hockey gold in 1936.
26.531Try this one on for sizeCELTIK::JACOBI Can't Dance, I Can't Talk!!Tue Feb 25 1992 02:515
    When was the last time that EVERY major-league team started and
    finished the season with the same manager?????
    
    JaKe
    
26.532COMET::JACKSONTAThe 9 hitterTue Feb 25 1992 20:481
      Never?
26.533CELTIK::JACOBI Can't Dance, I Can't Talk!!Tue Feb 25 1992 22:194
    Answer divuylged tomorrow.  
    
    JaKe
    
26.534FDCV06::KINGLebanon NH, the pits of the world!!!Wed Feb 26 1992 11:341
    1951
26.535CELTIK::JACOBI Can't Dance, I Can't Talk!!Wed Feb 26 1992 18:526
    Nope.
    
    It was 1942 when there were 16 teams in the league.
    
    JaKe
    
26.536QUASER::HUNTERTwo JaKes... Your Worst NightmareThu Feb 27 1992 12:063
    Who was the only man to pitch a PERFECT game in the World Series
    
    Jack
26.537SCHOOL::RIEUSupport DCU Petition CandidatesThu Feb 27 1992 12:072
       Don Larsen 1956?
                                        Denny
26.538looking fo alittle justice !!QUASER::HUNTERTwo JaKes... Your Worst NightmareThu Feb 27 1992 12:267
    I don't know...  It was a questrion in a game of trivial pursuit I 
    was playing last night.  I answered Don Larsen but the back of the 
    card had been worn off in that area and I was not given credit.
    (It was for PIE) I think it was Don but I'm not 100% sure...  
    Are you ??
    
    BG
26.539I'm 100% sure. It was Don Larsen.AXIS::ROBICHAUDWhere's Roger?Thu Feb 27 1992 12:281
    
26.540Aw, come on, you guys eve have to ask!!!11 8^)TNPUBS::MCCULLOUGHLindsey IS two!!!Thu Feb 27 1992 12:300
26.541You guys play rough !!!SHALOT::HUNTStop! Or Stallone Will Act Again ...Thu Feb 27 1992 12:365
26.542SCHOOL::RIEUSupport DCU Petition CandidatesThu Feb 27 1992 12:373
       I was sure of Larsen, but not the year. I just looked it up it was
    1956.
                                    Denny
26.543and the answer is !!QUASER::HUNTERTwo JaKes... Your Worst NightmareThu Feb 27 1992 12:3910
    Seriously,
    
     I was very sure and the fact that I didn't get the PIE for the correct 
    answer both pissed me off and cost me the overall game.  I will however
    have revenge the nexted(tm) time the we play.  A deal was struck...  If
    I can prove that it was Larsen I get a free Piece next game !!  ;^)
    
    Thnaks,
    
    BG
26.544Trivial Pursuit is a lot like Rugby7389::FARLEYSon,you can make hundreds o'dollars...Thu Feb 27 1992 12:396
     Had to beat Hawk.......
    
    ;^)
    
    Kev
    
26.545MAPVAX::MACNEALruck `n' rollThu Feb 27 1992 12:494
    Jack, there is a paperback book that came out a few years back that has
    all the answers to the questions in the original Trivial Pursuit game. 
    It also has a brief explanation of each answer.  You might want to pick
    it up and bring it along for your next match.
26.546TNPUBS::MCCULLOUGHLindsey IS two!!!Thu Feb 27 1992 12:513
re -1

Wouldn't that be cheating?
26.547FSOA::JHENDRYJohn Hendry, DTN 297-2623Thu Feb 27 1992 13:003
    It ain't cheating if you memorize the book.
    
    John
26.548CTHQ1::LEARYBeano:PreventGasBeforeItStartsThu Feb 27 1992 13:0811
    Now Mac,
    Ain't dat suggestion contrary to yo' moderating role? Tsk Tsk, to
    promote dishonesty!! 8^). And I thought you ruggers were beyond
    reproach! well I knew y'all were beyond somethin'.
    
    And Big Game,
    Be careful with that boast of "A free Piece" willya. Good taste,decorum
    in noting and all that rot.
    
    MikeL
    
26.549I don't cheatPATE::MACNEALruck `n' rollThu Feb 27 1992 13:194
    I was not suggesting that the book be used to answer a question.  I was
    merely suggesting that it would have been very useful in situations
    such as Jack's where the answer was missing from the card or is under
    question.
26.550SCHOOL::RIEUSupport DCU Petition CandidatesThu Feb 27 1992 13:213
       Kinda like having a crossword dictionary because you just KNOW the
    anser should be TGKA and not EMIR like the paper says!
                                      Denny
26.551See, Mac would never cheat......TNPUBS::MCCULLOUGHLindsey IS two!!!Thu Feb 27 1992 13:213
Sorry Mac, I shudda known that.

=Bob=
26.552Oh, I get it 8^)CTHQ1::LEARYBeano:PreventGasBeforeItStartsThu Feb 27 1992 13:221
    
26.553JARETH::YANKOWSKASPaul YankowskasThu Feb 27 1992 13:269
    Big Game,
    
    If your local library has a copy of "The Baseball Encyclopedia", that
    book has linescores for all playoff and World Series games ever played.
    Just xerox the page with the 1956 World Series on it, that'll be all
    the proof you need.
    
    
    py
26.554SCHOOL::RIEUSupport DCU Petition CandidatesThu Feb 27 1992 13:293
       Being in CXO, you coulda just said John Elway and I'm sure they
    woulda given it to you! 
                                  Denny "/"
26.555The old phart pipes in againMCIS1::DHAMELForgot to cut my imbecilical cordThu Feb 27 1992 13:515
    
    I know it was /Don Larson because I watched the game on the TeeVee.
    
    Dickstah
    
26.556Keep them phones working ok dickstahRUNAWY::CBULLS::MBROOKSThu Feb 27 1992 14:033
    WOW DICKSTAH, watched the game hey, I was -11 then but recall
    it very clearly :-)
    								MairB
26.557CSC32::J_HERNANDEZThe Devil(dog) made me do it.Thu Feb 27 1992 14:301
    Geeze, you guys is dinosaurs. My dad was 8 when it happened.
26.558MCIS1::DHAMELForgot to cut my imbecilical cordThu Feb 27 1992 14:496
    
    Geez, D'dog, your father sprung for you when he was awful young wasn't
    he?  Is that youngster a grampa yet?
    
    Dickstah
    
26.559??? ??? ??? ???7389::FARLEYSon,you can make hundreds o'dollars...Thu Feb 27 1992 14:5916
    Dickstah (and lLE, i suppose)
    
    Is it true that when youze guys were younger, youze were "Men of
    da Woild"???
    
    
    
    What was it like when the woild thought da earf wuz flat and Queen
    Izzabella ruled Spain?
    
    hardy, har, har....
    
    I remain,
    not too far behind,
    Kev
    
26.560AXIS::ROBICHAUDGreenwell talks, Roger balksThu Feb 27 1992 15:114
    	I was four at the time, but remember betting my trycicle on
    the Yankees.
    
    				/Don
26.5617389::FARLEYSon,you can make hundreds o'dollars...Thu Feb 27 1992 15:306
    That must explain MikeC's new wheels!!!!
    
    ;^)
    
    Kev
    
26.562Besides, Elvis told me it's flatMCIS1::DHAMELForgot to cut my imbecilical cordThu Feb 27 1992 16:157
    
    Farl, you ain't implying the world ain't flat are ya?  Those supposed
    pictures from space are nothing but out-takes from "Amazon Women on the
    Moon".
    
    Dickstah, card-carrying member of the Flat Earth Society.
    
26.563ROYALT::ASHEAww freak out!!!Thu Feb 27 1992 19:5317
    Who won 3 skiiing events in the 88 Winter Olympics?
    
    Name the 3 goalies to win the Vezina trophy and Rookie of the year
    and 1st team all star the same year.
    
    Who beat Henry Armstong for the welterweight title in 1940 despite
    have 65 career losses?
    
    Who became the first MLB player to make $200k and when?
    
    Matti Nykkanen
    
    Brimsek, Tony Esposito, Tom Barrasso
    
    Fritzie Zivic (nice name)
    
    Aaron, '72...
26.564CSC32::J_HERNANDEZThe Devil(dog) made me do it.Fri Feb 28 1992 15:336
    re Dickstah
    
    
    My dad turns 11 tomorrow. That's 44 in normal people years. Yup, I done
    made him a grandpappy when I was 18. 
             
26.565Here's one...HOTWTR::JOYNER_GLDid I do that?Thu Mar 05 1992 18:343
    What NBA team has the best road record over the last three seasons?
    
    Glen.
26.566gee how did he guess that?!FRETZ::HEISERlightning flashing east to westThu Mar 05 1992 18:481
    The Blazers.
26.567BSS::JCOTANCHFri Mar 06 1992 14:533
    From 1960-present, name the 3 states who have sent at least 4 different
    schools to the Final Four.
    
26.568FSOA::JHENDRYJohn Hendry, DTN 297-2623Fri Mar 06 1992 14:595
    Indiana - Purdue, Indiana, Notre Dame, Indiana State
    
    is the only one that immediately comes to mind.
    
    John
26.569FSOA::JHENDRYJohn Hendry, DTN 297-2623Fri Mar 06 1992 15:1312
    Besides Indiana, it's New York (St Bonaventure, NYU, Syracuse and St
    Johns) and North Carolina (Wake Forest, NC State, Duke, UNC-Charlotte)
    and Da Heels.
    
    Lots of states have 3 - Ohio has sent Ohio State, Cincinnati and
    Dayton.  Kansas has sent Kansas, Kansas State and Wichita State. 
    Kentucky has sent Kentucky, Western Kentucky and Louisville.  Illinois
    has sent Loyola of Chicago, Illinois and DePaul.  New Jersey has sent
    Princeton, Rutgers and Seton Hall.  Pennsylvania has sent Penn,
    Villanova and St Joes.
    
    John
26.570Does this count ?EARRTH::BROOKSMoney don't matter 2 night ...Fri Mar 06 1992 15:381
    ... and Texas sent the Coogs three times in a row ! :-)
26.571BSS::JCOTANCHFri Mar 06 1992 16:313
    The tough one was New York, Ninj.
    
    Joe
26.572Dickstah's Moldy Oldie Dept.MCIS1::DHAMELForgot to cut my imbecilical cordMon Mar 09 1992 13:0214
    
    Name the song from whence these lyrics come:
    
            "I can root for the Yankees from the bleachers, 
             And i don't have to worry 'bout teachers..."
    
    Give yourself a bonus point for naming the original artist.
    
    No need to clog the file if I can't get back in today to confirm the
    correct answer; I'll post the answer tomorrow and maybe come up
    with another music question.
    
    Dickstah
    
26.573Name that tune!57153::MACDONALDGo UNION!!Mon Mar 09 1992 15:128
RE: .572  Dickstah's Moldy Oldie Dep't

	School is out

			by Gary U.  S. Bonds


MAC2  (long live WODS - OLDIES 103)
26.57428918::JACOBSend Solar Panel Wax, Soon!!!Tue Mar 10 1992 02:457
    Name the five active pitchers who have 200 or more innings and ERAs of
    less than 3.00
    
    
    
    JaKe
    
26.575NAC::G_WAUGAMANTue Mar 10 1992 12:095
    
    Clemens, Gooden, Hershiser, Drabek, and.... Belcher (?)...
    
    glenn
    
26.576Today's Moldy OldieMCIS1::DHAMELForgot to cut my imbecilical cordTue Mar 10 1992 12:0914
    
    Mac the Moldy Oldie Moderator had yesterday's song correct.
    
    This one's an easy one, and keeps in the Sports vein, at least for the
    time being:
    
             "Bases are loaded, and Casey's at bat;
              Time to change the batter."
    
    Give yourself one point for title, bonus point for original performer.
    Answer tomorrow.
    
    Dickstah
    
26.577FSOA::JHENDRYJohn Hendry, DTN 297-2623Tue Mar 10 1992 12:221
    Rocky Mountain Way - Joe Walsh
26.578FDCV07::KINGLebanon NH, the pits of the world!!!Tue Mar 10 1992 12:223
    Rocky Mountain Way.. Joe Walsh....
    
    REK
26.579MCIS1::DHAMELForgot to cut my imbecilical cordTue Mar 10 1992 14:3418
    
    RE: last 2
    
    A flat footed tie, just look at those date stamps.
    
    Special tie-breaker for just REK and Ninja:
    
    Ready!  Set!
    
    
    GO!
    
                  "To hit the ball, and touch 'em all;
                   A moment in the sun..."
    
    Dickstah
    
    
26.580I'm not the moderator! I don't even play one on TV!!DEMSUP::MACDONALDGo UNION!!Tue Mar 10 1992 14:4211
RE:  .576  

>>Mac the Moldy Oldie Moderator had yesterday's song correct.

	Hey, Dickstah, get with the program will ya?  That's MAC2,
so named so as not to be confused [except by you] with MAC-the-
moderator.  
	
Yours in humble modesty,  

MAC2 	:-) Oldies are my life!! 
26.581MCIS1::DHAMELForgot to cut my imbecilical cordTue Mar 10 1992 14:515
    
    Oh, my!  My humblest apologies, Mr. Moldy Ol' MacDonald, aka MAC2.
    
    -Dickstah, red-faced.
    
26.582FSOA::JHENDRYJohn Hendry, DTN 297-2623Tue Mar 10 1992 15:173
    Centerfield.  John Fogerty.
    
    Ninj
26.583EARRTH::BROOKSMoney don't matter 2 night ...Tue Mar 10 1992 15:273
    Active pitchers ?
    
    Gooden, Dibble, Clemens, Ryan (?), and ????
26.584CELTIK::JACOBSend Solar Panel Wax, Soon!!!Tue Mar 10 1992 19:0117
    
>>    Clemens, Gooden, Hershiser, Drabek, and.... Belcher (?)...
         ^        ^       ^          ^               ^                       
Glenn, right    right   right      wrong           right    
    

>>    Gooden, Dibble, Clemens, Ryan (?), and ???
	^	^	^	^		
Midwife:right wrong   right    wrong        ??
    
    
    Only 1 of the original 5 to go
    
    go 4 it
    
    JaKe
    
26.585If including relievers... Gossage?NAC::G_WAUGAMANTue Mar 10 1992 19:141
    
26.586a stabGENRAL::WADEOzzy Fudd...The Wabbit Swayer!Tue Mar 10 1992 19:174
    
    	Viola?  Stewart?
    
    Claybone
26.587CELTIK::JACOBSend Solar Panel Wax, Soon!!!Tue Mar 10 1992 19:218
    Nah to both of ya, 
    
    A little hint, 
    
    he pitches for the Pirates, and he's not a household name.
    
    JaKe
    
26.588pick 1 any 1ACESMK::FRANCUSMets in '92Tue Mar 10 1992 19:304
    Tomlin?? Walk?? Zane Smith??
    
    The Crazy Met
    
26.589Tomlin...I think they should bump the cutoff on this questionNAC::G_WAUGAMANTue Mar 10 1992 19:311
    
26.590CELTIK::JACOBSend Solar Panel Wax, Soon!!!Tue Mar 10 1992 19:318
    
    
    >>Tomlin?? Walk?? Zane Smith??
        ^  
    correct
    
    JaKe
    
26.591CELTIK::JACOBWed Mar 11 1992 00:5413
here's tha answer , with ERA, for 26.574
    

	Orel Hershiser 	(2.73)
	Roger Clemens	(2.85)
	Dwight Gooden	(2.92)
	Randy Tomlin	(2.92)
	Tim Belcher	(2.98)


JaKe

    
26.592MCIS1::DHAMELForgot to cut my imbecilical cordWed Mar 11 1992 13:4021
    
    Dickstah's Moldie Oldy of the day:
    
             "She makes the Indy 500 look like a chariot race..."
    
    
    Am I making these too easy???
    
    Try this one that I heard last night:
    
            "The rules have changed today.
             I have no place to stay.
             I was thinkin' about the subway,
             But it doesn't matter anyway.
             I have no home.
             I have no home."
    
    Answer tomorrow, in case I don't check back in today.
    
    Dickstah
    
26.593MCIS1::DHAMELForgot to cut my imbecilical cordWed Mar 11 1992 13:435
    
    P.S.  That should read "Roman chariot race...."
    
    Dickstah
    
26.594Easy for this ol' beach bum ...SCNDRL::HUNTThree little birds sit by my doorstep ...Wed Mar 11 1992 13:437
26.595USCTR2::NAHEARNWed Mar 11 1992 16:0915
    Who sang:
    
    My Green Tambourine
    
    
    Who sang:
    
    Lonely Boy      (....when they said he was an only son, he thought he 
    			 was the only one....Ooooohh, oh what a lonely....
    			 .....His sister grew up and she married a man,
    			 she gave him a son, oh yes a lovely son....)
    
    
    
    Nelly
26.596GRANPA::DFAUSTNetworkin' the USA '92 TourWed Mar 11 1992 16:295
    Lonely Boy was by Andrew Gold
    
    My Green Tamborine was (I think) the Lemon Pipers.
    
    
26.597Here's a guess...FSDEV3::TBLANCHARDWed Mar 11 1992 16:426
    RE: .592
    
             Time Has Come Today - Chambers Brothers ??
    
    
    			- tfb -
26.598And my soul has been psychedelicizedMCIS1::DHAMELForgot to cut my imbecilical cordWed Mar 11 1992 17:459
    
    -1   Bingo, tfb!  Chambers Brothers were a truly funk-psychedelic band.
    
    They were the only bunch of black guys that I remember from that era
    that didn't go the Motown-sound route, and played in Hendrix-mode
    instead.
    
    Dickstah
    
26.599USCTR2::NAHEARNWed Mar 11 1992 19:3511
    Denny,
    
    That's tremendous!!!  The Lemon Pipers I figured would be easy...but
    Andrew Gold.....!!!!!!!!  Talk about your one-hit wonders!!!!
    
    
    Either you were watching MTV's "My Generation" the other night, or you
    have one hell of a memory!!!!
    
    
    Nelly
26.600GRANPA::DFAUSTNetworkin' the USA '92 TourWed Mar 11 1992 19:388
    re: .599
    
    Actually, I have the album and listened to it a little more than a
    month ago. Don't recall the name of the record, but the cover art was
    really neat.... sort of a find what's wrong with this picture.
    
    Dennis
    
26.601All this and heaven too...ROYALT::ASHESometimes you're a windshield...Wed Mar 11 1992 21:052
    Yeah, he beat me too it... I knew Andrew Gold too..
    
26.602USCTR2::NAHEARNThu Mar 12 1992 11:3512
    Howsabout.....Ma Belle Ami   (Please don't assail me for shoddy french
    spelling!!!)
    
    
    Ma Belle Ami, you were a child of the sun and the sky and the deep blue
    sea......
    
    
    
    
    
    Nelly
26.603MCIS1::DHAMELForgot to cut my imbecilical cordThu Mar 12 1992 12:159
    
    Today's M.O. has a short clue and a long title:
    
    
                       "GIMME AN F!..."
    
    Dickstah, playin' those stacks of wax that bring cheers to your ears
      on wonderful radio WANK, 1490 on your A.M. radio dial.  Tune in and
      crank the WANK each and every morning.
26.604Dead brain cellsSCHOOL::RIEUSupport DCU Petition CandidatesThu Mar 12 1992 12:212
       Arteest was Country Joe and da fish, caint remember the title.
                              Denny
26.605vietnam rag?HBAHBA::HAASMental ModelThu Mar 12 1992 12:270
26.606Come out Lyndon with your hands held high..CUBIC7::DIGGINSPlaydough,Homey,Vitale,BobKnightThu Mar 12 1992 12:346
Is it the Fish Cheer?



Steve
26.607RUGBY1::waySon House RULES!Thu Mar 12 1992 12:3915
It IS the fish cheer.


Vietnam Rag goes like this:

	And it's one, two, three, what are we fightin' for?
	Don't ask me, I don't give a damn, next stop is Viet Nam
	And it's five, six, seven, open up the Pearly Gates,
	Don't ask me, I don't know why, Whoopee! We're all gonna die.


I don't know the verses though.....


'Saw
26.608MCIS1::DHAMELForgot to cut my imbecilical cordThu Mar 12 1992 12:408
    
    >Is it the Fish Cheer?
    
    Well, I consider the cheer just an intro, since me and the rest of
    the world now associate it inseperably from the song.
    
    Dickstah
    
26.609MCIS1::DHAMELForgot to cut my imbecilical cordThu Mar 12 1992 12:426
    
    I need the *real* title, ladies and gentlemen, otherwise ya cain't
    give yourself a point for it.
    
    Dickstah
    
26.610FUTURE::JST_ONGEJohn St.Onge USDSL DTN 275-2715Thu Mar 12 1992 14:565
    I-Feel-Like-I'm-Fixin-To-Die-Rag
    
    Tee Set sang My Belle Amie
    
    John
26.611Alex, I'll take TRIVIA for $400!DEMSUP::MACDONALDGo UNION!!Thu Mar 12 1992 14:5822
RE: .598  
 
>>  -1   Bingo, tfb!  Chambers Brothers were a truly funk-psychedelic band.
>>   
>> They were the only bunch of black guys that I remember from that era
>> that didn't go the Motown-sound route, and played in Hendrix-mode
>>  instead.
>>    
>>  Dickstah
    
	Actually,  the group The Chambers Brothers [No, 'Saw, not
related to Marilyn chambers!] consisted of four black guys and a white
guy; I  think the white guy was the drummer.  We had the album at the
radio station at college, and it had the group's picture on it.

MAC2 [former DJ on Union College's own WRUC, AM640, the country's
	oldest radio station!]

PS  Presidential Trivia:  Name the two U. S. Presidents w/ first name 
		Thomas

PPS  My belle ami .... know the song, can't think of the artist [yet!]
26.612FDCV06::KINGLebanon NH, the pits of the world!!!Thu Mar 12 1992 15:057
    ANother question..... actually two...
    1. Name the only current NBA player to fould out af the NBA all-star
    game...
    2. The Knicks scored 68 points against the Lakers a few weeks back...
    Name the 5 NBA players who have scored more than 68 in a game...
    
    REK
26.613RUGBY1::waySon House RULES!Thu Mar 12 1992 15:1320
The Only US President's named Thomas?

	Well, obviously one was Thomas Jefferson.

   	Only ONE Vice President was named Thomas, and that was Thomas
	Hendricks, but he died in office.


So, my BEST guess would be that little glitch that happened somewhere along
the line, when for a period of about 4 hours, or a day or something, the
Speaker of the House was the President, due to rules of succession.

It was a weird deal where one term ended one day, but because Inauguration
Day was on a holiday, the next guy couldn't be sworn in, and the Speaker
of the House was the President for a whole day.....

Cain't remember his name though....


'Saw
26.614FSOA::JHENDRYJohn Hendry, DTN 297-2623Thu Mar 12 1992 15:164
    Thomas Woodrow Wilson.  Went by his middle name, just like George
    Thomas Seaver and William Roger Clemens.
    
    John Ninja Hendry
26.615some startsACESMK::FRANCUSMets in '92Thu Mar 12 1992 15:228
    start on 2:
    
    David Thompson, Wilt Chamberlin, George Gervin(?)
    
    re: Presidents Thomas Jefferson
    
    The Crazy Met
    
26.616Elgin BaylorHBAHBA::HAASMental ModelThu Mar 12 1992 15:260
26.617USCTR2::NAHEARNThu Mar 12 1992 15:4116
    John is right......the Tea Set sang Ma Belle Amie!!!
    
    
    You'se guys is good!!!
    
    
    An easy one.........Isn't It Time
    
    "Falling in love was the last thing I had on my mind......
    .........................................................
    ...........................I just can't find the answers to the
    questions that keep going thru my mind, HEY BABE, ISN'T it TIME"
    
    
    
    Nelly
26.618Answers, answers...DEMSUP::MACDONALDGo UNION!!Thu Mar 12 1992 16:1514
RE:  the 2 THOMAS presidents:

     THOMAS Jefferson -> 1/2 point to 'Saw [ this was the easy one!]
	
     THOMAS Woodrow Wilson -> 1 1/2 points to John Ninj Hendry!

RE:  the NBA +68 point club

	Wilt, he scored over 20,000, right? [Ooops, wrong "sport"!]	
		scored 100!
	Elgin Baylor -, ~73
	Air Jordan??

MAC2
26.619MCIS1::DHAMELForgot to cut my imbecilical cordThu Mar 12 1992 16:263
    
    John in .610 has the Moldy Oldie, including all the hyphens.
    
26.620Waaa Waaaa....KEPNUT::DIGGINSPlaydough,Homey,Vitale,BobKnightThu Mar 12 1992 16:475
    
    Nelly, that would be the Babys or Babies.
    
    
    Steve
26.621RUGBY1::waySon House RULES!Thu Mar 12 1992 17:3211
Re Woodrow Wilson:

DAMN, if I had read farther down the little biographical sketch, I'd
have seen that.


My hat is off to you Ninj....  You've given me another fact that I won't
forget 8^)


'Saw
26.622FDCV06::KINGLebanon NH, the pits of the world!!!Thu Mar 12 1992 18:018
    
    Four have been named...
    Jordan, Chamberlain, Thompson and Baylor... The fifth was a celtic....
    
    REK  Still no gusses on the NBA active player who fouled out
    of an all-star game...
    
    REK
26.623CAMONE::WAYSon House RULES!Thu Mar 12 1992 18:104
>    REK  Still no gusses on the NBA active player who fouled out
>    of an all-star game...
    
Sir Charles of Barkley?
26.624LUNER::BROOKSMoney don't matter 2 night ...Thu Mar 12 1992 18:113
    re .614
    
    ... and Lynn Nolan Ryan ....
26.625AXIS::ROBICHAUDThu Mar 12 1992 18:122
    	RE: The fifth was a Celtic...
    	Bird.
26.626LUNER::BROOKSMoney don't matter 2 night ...Thu Mar 12 1992 18:135
    re .612
    
    1. (H)Akeem Olajuwon
    
    2. Wilt, Baylor, Thompson, Gervin, and Jordan
26.627CTHQ3::LEARYBeano:PreventGasBeforeItStartsThu Mar 12 1992 18:142
    Tommy Heinsohn
    
26.628But he wasn't a Celtic; he was with the N.O. JazzLUNER::BROOKSMoney don't matter 2 night ...Thu Mar 12 1992 18:143
    A Celtic that scored 68 in a game ....
    
    Pistol Pete Maravich ....
26.629RIPPLE::DEVLIN_JOI'm a happy boy, hubbabubbabubbaThu Mar 12 1992 18:151
    And don't forget Leslie Reginald Cleveland
26.630USCTR2::NAHEARNThu Mar 12 1992 19:1814
    Steve,
    
    Right...it was the Babys!!!
    
    I'm gonna have to get *REAL* obscure to stump anyone!!!
    
    
    Howsabout....name any three songs sung by Brian Protheroe!!
    
    Or...two songs from David Peel & the Lower East Side's American
    Revolution album........!!
    
    
    Nelly
26.631WMOIS::COOK_TSkysurfinonmyBoogieBoardThu Mar 12 1992 23:116
    re .630
    
    One Dave Peel song was "Up against the wall..."
    
    Conan
    
26.632FDCV06::KINGLebanon NH, the pits of the world!!!Fri Mar 13 1992 11:017
    Brooks got it.. Akeem the dream fouldes was the last player to foul out
    of a NBA sll-star game.. An he was right about the five players who
    scored more than 68 points in a game...
    WIlt, Jordan, Batlor, Thompson and Pistol Pete WHEN he was a member
    of the Jazz. He later played for the Celtics....
    
    REK
26.633MCIS1::DHAMELForgot to cut my imbecilical cordFri Mar 13 1992 11:5023
      
    "GOOOOOOOOOOD MAWNIIIIIIIIIN' DIIIIIIIGGIIIIIITAAAAAAAL!!!!  
    This is pirate radio WANK and I'm your net-jockey Duane Ingalls
    Passblock here on the all-sports network.  Have a sip o'joe and
    ponder today's lucky lyric.  Today's correct answerer will receive the
    deluxe boxed CD set of Yoko Ono's greatest hits, entitled, 'ONO! SHE'S
    BACK!' "
    
                       "At 12 o'clock
                        The place was packed;
                        Front doors were locked;
                        Yeah, the place was packed.
                        When the po-lice knocked,
                        Those doors flew back."
    
    "We'll be right back with some Zamphir, Barry Manilow, Anthrax, and the
    Singing Nun, right after the traffic report...."
    
    
    Dickstah
    
                        
    
26.634"Please don't listen to this at home!!"USCTR2::NAHEARNFri Mar 13 1992 12:2021
    Conan,
    
    Indeed, one of David Peel's songs was "Up against the wall, *MoFo*"
    (*name changed to protect the innocent*).
    
    Other classics were:
    
    The Pig Song
    Oink Oink (not the same as the Pig Song)
    I Want To Kill You
    
    And.....the immortal.......Legalize Marijuana
    
    
    You had to be *REAL* buzzed to sit through a playing of this album!!!
    
    
    Anyone out there ever even hear of Brian Protheroe?
    
    
    Nelly
26.63513_g_wordsHBAHBA::HAASMental ModelFri Mar 13 1992 12:336
We interrupt this musicality to ask about sports.

On this Friday the 13th, who are the only Hall of Famers, in any sport,
who wore 13.

TTom
26.636MCIS1::DHAMELSmith &amp; Wesson back-to-school-saleFri Mar 13 1992 12:373
    
    Wilt?
    
26.637reach deepHBAHBA::HAASMental ModelFri Mar 13 1992 12:391
That's one of em.
26.638Beware the Ides of March are upon youACESMK::FRANCUSMets in '92Fri Mar 13 1992 13:128
    re: .635
    
    What nonsense. You talking about Friday the 13th when the Ides od March
    are but 2 days away. Now that is really something to worry about, just
    look what happened to Ceasar.
    
    The Crazy Met
    
26.639RUGBY1::waySon House RULES!Fri Mar 13 1992 13:181
Friday the 13th has always been a lucky day for me...
26.640CSC32::J_HERNANDEZToBeTheMan,YouGottaBeatTheManFri Mar 13 1992 14:461
    Marino will be one someday.
26.641Et tu Crazy Met?4158::MCCULLOUGHLindsey's gonna be a sister!!!Fri Mar 13 1992 16:360
26.64257112::ASHEWe're 2 legit 2 legit 2 quit - K.O.Fri Mar 13 1992 19:302
    Don Maynard
    
26.643MCIS1::DHAMELSmith &amp; Wesson back-to-school-saleMon Mar 16 1992 11:3912
    
    Last Friday's "Around and Around" by Chuck Berry was the stumper.
    
    Today's lyric:    
    
            "Well, my dear mama left me when I was quite young.
             She said 'Lord, have mercy on my wicked son.'"
    
    Answer tomorrow, if not before.
    
    Dickstah
    
26.644In a spasm of lucidity...MONGUS::BRYDIEJulie's in the Drug SquadMon Mar 16 1992 21:594
    
    re .643
    
        That'd be "Up the country" by Canned Heat.
26.645MCIS1::DHAMELSmith &amp; Wesson back-to-school-saleTue Mar 17 1992 11:3224
    
    Close enough, Tommy.  I thought it was "Goin' Up Country", but go
    ahead and take the points and the year supply of Rice-A-Roni as your
    prize.
    
    Well, being St. Patty's day and all, I've tried to come up with
    something appropriate, like a song about a man who admits "I drinks
    a bit."
                    "He spoke with tears of 15 years
                     How his dog and him travelled about.
                     The dog up and died.
                     After 20 years he still grieves."
    
    That's too easy.  Here's a bonus question:
    
                We got yer green alligators, and long necked geese,
                Some humpty-back camels and some chimpanzees....
    
    I can't think of the group who did that one.  Anyway, we'll be right
    back with more music from The Beatles, Bangles, Bee Gees, and
    Beethoven, right after this word from Clearasil...
    
    Dickstah
    
26.646MCIS1::DHAMELSmith &amp; Wesson back-to-school-saleTue Mar 17 1992 11:399
    
    Holy Smokin' banana peels, Tommy.  In my own moment of lucidity, I just
    realized that you got the right group but the wrong song. Sorry, but 
    you have to return the case of Rice-A-Roni, less the amount you ate for
    breakfast, of course.  Yesterday's tune was Canned Heat's "On the Road
    Again" (nothing like the Willie Nelson song).
    
    Dickstah
    
26.647CTHQ3::LEARYBeano:PreventGasBeforeItStartsTue Mar 17 1992 11:4516
    Can't think of the group, Dickstah, but 'twas Mr. Bojangles and the 
    Unicorn.
    And in the spirit of St. Padraic, step aside you faux Irishman 8^)
    
    How 'bout identifyin' dis gem ( don't bother with the group)
    
             Her eyes they shone like the diamond
             You'd think she was queen of the land
             And her hair hung over her shoulder
             Tied up with a ______ ______ ______.
    
    Title of song is lasted three words of verse. A veritable Irish
    legendary song.
    
    MikeL
    
26.648MCIS1::DHAMELSmith &amp; Wesson back-to-school-saleTue Mar 17 1992 11:495
    
    Green rubber band? (Well, it rhymes).
    
    Dickstah
    
26.650Ya gots the last woid correctCTHQ3::LEARYBeano:PreventGasBeforeItStartsTue Mar 17 1992 11:544
    Not quite Dickstah, but I like the "green" part.
    
    MikeL
    
26.651JARETH::YANKOWSKASIrish by marriageTue Mar 17 1992 13:126
    re .647:
    
    Can't believe no one got this one yet, it's "Black Velvet Band".
    
    
    py 
26.652huzzahCTHQ3::LEARYBeano:PreventGasBeforeItStartsTue Mar 17 1992 13:224
    A pint of Guinness fer ya me boyo PY!
    
    MikeL
    
26.653JARETH::YANKOWSKASIrish by marriageTue Mar 17 1992 13:348
    thanks Mike.
    
    By the way if anyone from the Acton, MA facility is reading this, the
    woman who'll be playing the fiddle in the cafeteria during lunch hour
    today is my wife.
    
    
    py (who put "Tim Finnegan's Wake" on his answering machine for today)
26.654CTHQ3::LEARYBeano:PreventGasBeforeItStartsTue Mar 17 1992 13:586
    PY,
    That's cool! Cain she fiddle "Wild Colonial Boy" and "Orange and the
    Green"?
    Two old and very familiar favorites
    MikeL
    
26.655USCTR2::NAHEARNTue Mar 17 1992 14:044
    Nitty Gritty Dirt Band does Mr. Bojangles.
    
    
    HTH
26.656Oh Danny boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling...TNPUBS::MCCULLOUGHLindsey's gonna be a sister!!!Tue Mar 17 1992 14:074
Actually, Mr. Bogangles was done by the (then) Nitty Gritty Dirt Band, and 
the Unicorn was done by the Irish Rovers.

Does that deserve a pint of Guiness, Brother Leary?
26.657One NA Guinness,comin' up!CTHQ3::LEARYBeano:PreventGasBeforeItStartsTue Mar 17 1992 14:176
    Certainly does,Bob.
    And since I know ya don't imbibe, I'll either quaff it for ya or
    find you the NA type!!
    
    MikeL
    
26.658TNPUBS::MCCULLOUGHLindsey's gonna be a sister!!!Tue Mar 17 1992 14:263
26.659CAMONE::WAYSon House RULES!Tue Mar 17 1992 15:4125
Some Irish "barbs" from this crusty young Scot:


	So, how many of you still have yer own teeth, or were
	they knocked out in yer latest Donneybrooke?

	
	God gave the Irish liquor so they wouldn't rule the
	world.



Heard these on the radio this morning on the way to work, as the
Smith and Barber show was done live from Callahan's in Chesire
Connecticut.


Since my ancesters came from the Highlands (in and around the Hebrides)
I'm wearing Green today, because it's just a hop, skip and a swim
from there to the Emerald Isle...


Happy St Patty's Day to you all!!!!

O'Chainsaw
26.6608^)CTHQ3::LEARYBeano:PreventGasBeforeItStartsTue Mar 17 1992 15:580
26.6618^)CTHQ3::LEARYBeano:PreventGasBeforeItStartsTue Mar 17 1992 16:000
26.663MCIS1::DHAMELSmith &amp; Wesson back-to-school-saleWed Mar 18 1992 11:4319
    
    Well, a number of people garnered accolades yesterday for coming up
    with either the title or the performers of the moldy oldies.  So,
    if you haven't had your accolades garnered in some time, try this:
    
                   "My girlfriend ran off with my car
                    And gone back to her ma and pa
                    Telling tales of drunkenness and cruelty.
                    Now I'm sitting here,
                    Sitting at my ice cold beer....." 
    
    I'll take the seventh caller, and today's prize is a weekend for two in
    Cleveland.  Losers will receive a whole week in Cleveland.
    
    We'll be right back with Styx, The Fixx, and Stevie Nicks, right after
    this word from Vicks....
    
    Dickstah
    
26.664MCIS1::DHAMELSmith &amp; Wesson back-to-school-saleWed Mar 18 1992 11:453
    
    Sorry, last line is "Sipping at my ice cold beer"
    
26.665The Kinks COBRA::BRYDIEJulie's in the Drug SquadWed Mar 18 1992 12:089
    
     Lazin' on this sunny afternoon
    
     Help me, help me, Help me sail awaaayyy
     A give me two good reasons why I ought to stay
     Well I love to live so pleasantly 
     Live this life of luxury
    
     Lazin' on a sunny afternoon
26.666Kinks, cont'd...AKOCOA::PETERSONHoward Stern; A true classicWed Mar 18 1992 12:2810
    ...More lyrics...
    
    ....Help me, help me, help me from this sqeeze..
    ....I gotta big fat momma tryin' to breaaak meeee,
    ....But I love to live so pleasantly, live this
    ....life of luxury, blazin' on this sunny afternoon,...
    ....in the summer time,...in the summer time....
    
    ...Melster
                     
26.667Another classicMCIS1::DHAMELFri Mar 20 1992 12:419
    
    Another easy one(?)
    
                 "'We got chicken in the barn.'
                   'Whose barn?'
                   'What barn?'
                   'MY barn.'"
    
    
26.668Try Harder DickstahMONGUS::BRYDIEJulie's in the Drug SquadFri Mar 20 1992 12:444
     re .667
    
     John Lennon called it the greatest rock n' roll song ever recorded.
    It's "Whole Lotta Shakin'" by The Killer, Jerry Lee Lewis.
26.669Shakin' all over...SHALOT::MEDVIDDancing in the deepest oceansFri Mar 20 1992 13:0614
    OK, this is more a inquirey rather than a trivia question cause I don't
    know the answer.  The "Whole Lotta Shakin'" got me to thinkin of a song
    I really liked when a local favorite bar band (Brian and the
    Nightmares) covered it.  I guess it was called "Shakin' All Over" and
    it went like:
    
    Shivers down my backbone,
    Shivers in my thighbone,
    Shivers in my kneebone...
    Shankin' all over.
    
    Not the same song is it?  Who did it then?
    
    	--dan'l
26.670CTHQ3::LEARYBobHunt,David Copperfield of ::SPORTSFri Mar 20 1992 13:134
    Great song dan'l. Don't know who did it, but I thought it was the same
    group that did "Love Potion #9".
    
    
26.671The Mersey beat.KEPNUT::DIGGINSPlaydough,Homey,Vitale,BobKnightFri Mar 20 1992 14:043
    
    Jerry and the Pacemakers?
    
26.672Shakin' All OverDEMSUP::MACDONALDI love March Madness!!Fri Mar 20 1992 15:1810
RE:  last few

	Yes, Shakin' All Over is NOT the same song as Whole Lotta
Shaking Goin' On.   Shakin' All Over came out in the mid sixties,
if it was by the same group that covered Love Potion #9 [original ?
was by the Clovers in the 50's] then it's the Seekers or Searchers,
I always get those groups mixed up, but I think it's the Seekers.
Anyone fellow oldies fans know for sure?

MAC2-former-oldies-singer!
26.673RIPPLE::DEVLIN_JOABD - Anybody But Duke!Mon Mar 23 1992 13:593
    Shakin all oVer was covered by many bands, including the WHO.
    
    JD
26.674MCIS1::DHAMELTue Mar 24 1992 15:4421
     
    Was Shakin All Over maybe done by the Guess Who?  Seems to me it was a
    Canadian band anyway.
    
    So, since I took a little personal down time yesterday, I'll come back
    with a couple of moldie oldies today.
    
             "One would be blue-eyed, and cute as a bunny,
              With hair down to here, and plenty of money..."
    
    ************
    
              "A man in a trench coat---bad job, laid off,
               Said he's got a bad cough, wants to get paid off."
    
    We'll be right back on wonderful radio WANQ, with tunes from Pink
    Floyd, Deep Purple, Blue Oyster Cult, Black Sabbath, Simply Red, and
    Al Greene, right after this word from White Cloud bathroom tissue...
    
    Dickstah
    
26.675WMOIS::RIEU_DSupport DCU Petition CandidatesTue Mar 24 1992 15:501
       Did you ever have to make up your mind? Cain't remember the arteest.
26.676CUBIC7::DIGGINSPlaydough,Homey,Vitale,BobKnightTue Mar 24 1992 16:107
"A man in a trench coat---bad job, laid off,
               Said he's got a bad cough, wants to get paid off."
    

Jean Jeanie by Bowie?

Steve
26.677MONGUS::BRYDIEJulie's in the Drug SquadTue Mar 24 1992 16:254
    
     No, it's Dylan. I can't remeber the title right now but I do
    remember the lines, "Look out, kid/ It's something you did/Don't
    know when/ but you're doing it again."
26.678Still my all-time favorite artist...GUSHER::WAUGAMANTue Mar 24 1992 16:365
    
    Subterranean Homesick Blues...
    
    glenn
    
26.679Please no ...SHALOT::HUNTGo Lady 'Hoos !!!Tue Mar 24 1992 16:523
 Nice node name, Glenn.   You sure you ain't a Closet Snuff Fan ???
 
 Bob Hunt
26.680TNPUBS::MCCULLOUGHLindsey's gonna be a sister!!!Tue Mar 24 1992 17:133
Didja Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind

By John Sebastian and the Lovin' Spooful
26.681I have gained just a trickle more respect for the Snuff, thoughNAC::G_WAUGAMANTue Mar 24 1992 18:019
> Nice node name, Glenn.   You sure you ain't a Closet Snuff Fan ???
    
    Temporary technical problem requiring non-techoweenie account swapover
    with no p-name switch. ;-)  I'm back in non-GUSHER mode now, for good, I
    hope...
    
    glenn
     
26.682MCIS1::DHAMELWed Mar 25 1992 12:0622
    
    Dylan's "Subterranean Homesick Blues" and "Did You Ever Have to Make Up
    Your Mind" by the Spoonfull were correctamundo.
    
    I consider this as one for the experts, if you can give me both the 
    name and the performer.  Maybe it helps if you're old, too.
    
                    "Sweeten my coffee with a morning kiss;
                     Soften my dreams with your sigh..."
    
    Today's prize is sponsored by Burger King, and the prize will be 
    presented by the woman in their current ad campaign who was recently
    voted "Most Irritating Whiny Voice" by Advertising Today. The prize 
    is, of course, their "New iTAAAALyin SWWASSSIGE SAAANWICH."
    
    We'll be right back with music from The Jackson Five, The Classics
    Four, Three Dog Night, 2 Live Crew, and Stevie One-der, right after
    this word from 7-11.
    
    
    Dickstah
    
26.683Answer Grape!DEMSUP::MACDONALDI love March Madness!!Wed Mar 25 1992 18:3614
RE; .682

>> I consider this as one for the experts, if you can give me both the 
>>    name and the performer.  Maybe it helps if you're old, too.
    
>>                   "Sweeten my coffee with a morning kiss;
>>                     Soften my dreams with your sigh..."
    
	The song is "Then you can tell me goodbye", not
sure of the artist, might be the skyliners (?)

MAC2

PS This doesn't mean I'm old, does it??
26.684MCIS1::DHAMELThu Mar 26 1992 11:4022
    
    Right title, MAC2, but that was done by The Casinos.  Wouldn't a_known
    m'self if they didn't say it on the radio.
    
    Today's is one of those that you'll either say "Oh, shoot, that's so
    easy...." or "What the hell is that?"
    
               "Here comes the blushing bride;
                The groom is by her side;
                Up to the alter, just as steady as Gibralter.
                Now the groom has got the ring,
                And it's such a pretty thing,
                But as he slips it on her finger
                  the choir begins to sing...."
    
    We'll be back with tunes from The Eagles, the Byrds, The Turtles, Def
    Leppard, and the Animals, right after this public service announcement
    from the World Wildlife Federation..."
    
    
    Dickstah
    
26.685Probably another 1 hit wonder!DEMSUP::MACDONALDI love March Madness!!Thu Mar 26 1992 14:5110
RE:  .684

	Count me in the "Oh, shoot, that's to easy...." catagory.
Just to give some others a chance I'll past my answer in shorthand.

Name of song:   DYCLIFOTBO

Artist:	??? [some 1 hit wonder]

MAC2
26.686oh yeah, I know that oneJARETH::YANKOWSKASOrioles in '92Thu Mar 26 1992 14:5412
    re .685:
    
    that should be DYCGLIFOTBO
                      ^
    
    Artist was Lonnie Donnigan and his Skittle Band.
    
    "If a tinwhistle is made of tin, what do they make foghorns out of?"
    
    
    py
          
26.687Oh yeah,....AKOCOA::PETERSONInternal use only!Thu Mar 26 1992 15:047
    
    
    ...Well, do you know this one....
    
    ...If a seagul flys over the sea, then what flys over the bay?
    
    ..Mel
26.688SALEM::TIMMONSWhere's Waldo?Thu Mar 26 1992 15:365
    Didn't Lonnie Donnigan do "My Boomarang Won't Come Back"?
    
    Can't remember for sure.
    
    Lee
26.689MCIS1::DHAMELThu Mar 26 1992 16:0816
    
    PY, I never knew until now what the hell he was saying in the second
    part of the tin whistle line.  After all these years, I can sleep
    peacefully tonight knowing that.
    
    Re:  Boomerang 
    
            "There's a trick to throwing a boomerang
              And to you I'm going to show it.
              If you want your boomerang to come back,
              Well, first you have to throw it!"
    
    Great song.  Rolf Harris, I think.
    
    Dickstah
    
26.690MCIS1::DHAMELClose the pod bay door, HALFri Mar 27 1992 11:5327
    
    Yes, the wonderful love song presented yesterday was, indeed, "Does
    Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavor on the Bedpost Overnight."
    
    Speaking of love songs, can you just imagine a young couple at a
    candlelight dinner, or perhaps at their wedding dancing to "their song"
    and it happens to be that new one called "I hate everything about you"?
    
    Today's Moldy Oldie is next on wild and wacky radio WANQ.  Be sure to
    send your guess on a postcard only to: Crank the WANQ Oldie Contest
                                              36 Cam Way
                                             Cleveland, AZ  69696
    Winner will receive the new Playdough "Mr. Bill Fun factory" and a year
    subscription to Modern Sadism magazine.
    
    Our M.O. begins thusly:
    
                     "Funniest sound I ever heard,
                      And I can't understand a single word..."
    
    We'll return with music from L.A. Guns, Guns 'N' Roses, Rick Derringer,
    Bob Seager and the Silver Bullit Band, the Sex Pistols, and Freddie
    "Boom-Boom" Cannon, right after this message from the NRA...
    
    
    Dickstah
    
26.691COBRA::BRYDIEJulie's in the Drug SquadFri Mar 27 1992 12:072
    
     Papa Ooo Mow Mow
26.692CAMONE::WAYInsert dirty saying hereFri Mar 27 1992 12:431
Rick Derringer's from my home town!
26.693MCIS1::DHAMELLive long and perspireMon Mar 30 1992 13:1525
    
    Yes, Tommy, you old Wiz you, you got "Papa oom mow mow", and spelling
    doesn't count on that one.  I think is was by the Rivingtons, but not 
    sure.  It was also a song stolen by The Trashmen for "Surfin' Bird."
    
    How 'bout this one:
    
                 "In a cafe, or sometimes on a crowded street,
                  I'd be near you, but you never notice me..."
    
    And just so Cleveland fans can play too, here's one for them:
    
                 "Sunny day, sweepin' the clouds away;
                  On my way to where the air is sweet..."
    
    
     HEY, IT'S JUST A JOKE! [insert beaucoup smiley faces]
    
    We'll return with The Beatles, Iron Butterfly, Adam and the Ants, and
    The Scorpions, right after this word from Raid House & Garden Bug
    Killer.
    
    
     Dickstah
    
26.694RUGBY1::wayShore,Schmidt,Orr,Espo,Cam,Moog,GOD!Mon Mar 30 1992 13:226
Dickstah,

You mentioned Iron Butterfly.


What did "In-a-gadda-davida" mean anyway?
26.695COBRA::BRYDIEJulie's in the Drug SquadMon Mar 30 1992 13:284
    
     "Inagaddadavida" was originally "In the Garden of Eden" but because
    you couldn't really make out the lyrics and at the time (the 60's)
    the mystical Indian stuff was in, they passed it off as "Inagaddadavida".
26.696IAMOK::WASKOMGoofy's MomMon Mar 30 1992 14:035
    While I don't qualify as a Clevescum fan, their question in the theme
    song to Sesame Street, sung by some unnamed group of studio musicians. 
    Top ten with little people for the last, oh, 20 years?  Maybe only 18.
    
    A&W
26.697COBRA::BRYDIEJulie's in the Drug SquadMon Mar 30 1992 14:112
    
     And the first song is "My Cheri Amour" by Stevie Wonder.
26.698MCIS1::DHAMELLive long and perspireTue Mar 31 1992 13:4514
    
    Chalk up another pair of points for "Tommy Two Points".
    
    Title and performer, please:
    
                     "What have they done to the Earth?
                      What have they done to our fair sister?"
    
    Stay tuned to WANQ for more oldies with Vanilla Fudge, Hot Chocolate,
    and Strawberry Alarm Clock, right after this word from Brigham's Ice
    Cream.
    
    Dickstah
    
26.699RIPPLE::DEVLIN_JOJOJ,B.Arnold,FrankWayTue Mar 31 1992 15:037
    Whta Herb ALbert and the Tijuana Brass songs were played on a daily TV
    game show from 1965-1972?  Name the Game show, and the songs.
    
    Bonus:  Name the reggae band that Herb Albert played the trumpet for.
    Extra if you name the song.
    
    JD
26.700CAMONE::WAYShore,Schmidt,Orr,Espo,Cam,Moog,GOD!Tue Mar 31 1992 15:0814
>    Whta Herb ALbert and the Tijuana Brass songs were played on a daily TV
>    game show from 1965-1972?  Name the Game show, and the songs.
    
The Dating Game

A Taste of Honey



Name the TV commercial in the 60s that a Herb Alpert (57 years old today)
tune was the music for.  Name the tune and the product...


'Saw
26.701RIPPLE::DEVLIN_JOJOJ,B.Arnold,FrankWayTue Mar 31 1992 15:345
    Chainsaw, the turncoat wardlevane, gets the game show name right, but
    gets GONGED for the song.  Not  a taste of honey.  Remember,  there
    were two songs used in the Dating Game - both by HAandTJB.
    
    JD
26.702my guess on the two songsJARETH::YANKOWSKASOrioles in '92Tue Mar 31 1992 15:394
    Tijuana Taxi and Whipped Cream?
    
    
    py
26.703CAMONE::WAYShore,Schmidt,Orr,Espo,Cam,Moog,GOD!Tue Mar 31 1992 15:4213
Aim not a turncoat wardlevane....   And anyway, would you be damning
me if I decided to root for the Rangers?   8^)


Now you've done it.  It's over to my folks house tonight to get out the
old Tijuana Brass albums.   Always had a crush on the girl on the front
of Whipped Cream....


Anyone remember the Baja Marimba Band?


'Saw
26.704a taste of honey7389::FARLEYSon,you can make hundreds o'dollars...Tue Mar 31 1992 15:441
    
26.705RIPPLE::DEVLIN_JOJOJ,B.Arnold,FrankWayTue Mar 31 1992 15:4516
    Whipped Cream is correct.  Tijuana Taxi is not.  Hint:  Other song is
    something ou cain eat or lick..
    
    
    Frank -
    
    If yuo became a Ranger fan, it would show you had some sense and some
    class.  I remember seeing a specialy, way back when, about the photo
    shoots of Herb's album covers.  Whipped Cream,a nd the one with
    Spaghetti were featured.  The woman wore bathing suits...
    
    JD
    
    And they used reeal whipped cream and real spaghetti...
    
    
26.706MCIS1::DHAMELLive long and perspireTue Mar 31 1992 19:4812
    
    No guesses?  I'll expound on this morning's:
    
                "What have they done to the Earth?
                 What have they done to our fair sister?
                 Ravaged and plundered and ripped her and bit her;
                 Stuck her with knives in the side of the dawn,
                 And tied her with fences,
                 And dragged her down..."
    
    Dickstah
    
26.707MCIS1::DHAMELLive long and perspireTue Mar 31 1992 19:537
    
    Oh, yeah, and the TV ad was for Teaberry Gum and the folks in the ad
    did the Teaberry Shuffle.  Damned if I know the name of the song,
    though.  I don't think it was Tijuana Taxi.
    
    Dickstah
    
26.708MCIS1::DHAMELLive long and perspireTue Mar 31 1992 19:599
    
    >    Whipped Cream is correct.  Tijuana Taxi is not.  Hint:  Other song is
    >    something ou cain eat or lick..
    
    Wait a minute!  I know this one....
    
    Nah.....never mind, I was thinking of a Tom Jones song...
    
    
26.709MCIS1::DHAMELLive long and perspireTue Mar 31 1992 20:016
    
    Now I remember! "Lollipops and Roses"
    
    
    Dickstah
    
26.710RIPPLE::DEVLIN_JOJOJ,B.Arnold,FrankWayTue Mar 31 1992 20:127
    
    Dorrect Dickstah!1
    
    So, anyone have any guesses on what reggae band Herb ALbert played the
    horns for -  hint:  rodents and food prep.
    
    JD
26.711PEAKS::WOESTEHOFFTue Mar 31 1992 20:5220
>    No guesses?  I'll expound on this morning's:
    
>                "What have they done to the Earth?
>                 What have they done to our fair sister?
>                 Ravaged and plundered and ripped her and bit her;
>                 Stuck her with knives in the side of the dawn,
>                 And tied her with fences,
>                 And dragged her down..."
    
  Jim Morrison and the Doors. I'm not sure of the song but I'll guess:

    When The Music's Over.    

  There's lot's of great lyrics in that song. How about:

	Cancel my subscription to the resurrection,
	Send my credentials to the house of detention,
	I've got some friends inside.....

		Keith
26.712MCIS1::DHAMELLive long and perspireTue Mar 31 1992 20:533
    
    Bingo!, Keith.  
    
26.713MCIS1::DHAMELLive long and perspireWed Apr 01 1992 12:3821
    
    Speaking of The Doors, it's on Showtime tonight.  Now for a real
    Moldy Oldie:
                     "If we could start anew, 
                      I wouldn't hesitate.
                      I'd gladly take you back,
                      And tempt the hand of fate..."
    
    And one for Cleveland fans:
    
                      "Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily,
                       Life is but a Dream..."
    
     Hey, it's April Fools Day, what d'ya expect?  Think I'll go over to
    the Red Sox file and put in a few 'Clemens Traded to San Diego' notes.
    
    I'll be right back with the music of Queen, Prince, Duke Ellington, and
    Ben E. King, right after this word from Royal Pudding and Pie Filling.
    
    Dickstah
    
26.714COBRA::BRYDIEJulie's in the Drug SquadWed Apr 01 1992 12:516
    
     Well Dickstah, that could only be "Tears On My Pillow" by Little
    Anthony and the Imperials.
    
    
    _Tommy the Book of Knowledge
26.715MCIS1::DHAMELLive long and perspireWed Apr 01 1992 14:5910
    
    So tell me, Tommy Tune, a deen to wonk:  I wonder wonder who (B-doo)
    who, who wrote the Book of Knowledge?
    
    Did you write it?
    
    Did you start the fire?
    
    Dickstah
    
26.716SALEM::DODAClinton: Stoner with a bonerWed Apr 01 1992 17:233
Who sang "Fooled Around and fell in love?"

Think before you answer...
26.717RANGER::LEFEBVREIntel Inside (tm)Wed Apr 01 1992 17:234
    Elvin Bishop played guitar and Micky <mumble> from Starship sang
    vocals.
    
    Mark.
26.718CAMONE::WAYShore,Schmidt,Orr,Espo,Cam,Moog,GOD!Wed Apr 01 1992 18:168
You guys wanna hear a GREAT tune?

Check out Elvin Bishop's cover of the old rock 'n roll tune "Fannie Mae"...

Too cool!


'Saw
26.719MCIS1::DHAMELLive long and perspireThu Apr 02 1992 13:2516
    
    Time to get yer brains in gear.  I think this one's easy, so don't all
    reply at once and jam the network:
    
                    "I used to pull your pigtails,
                     And pinch your turned-up nose.
                     But lately you've been growing,
                     And baby it's been showing
                     From your head down to your toes..."
    
    And once again we'll be right back on radio WANQ with a serving of
    U-2, UB-40, and the B-52's, brought to you by WD-40 and A-1 steak
    sauce.  Both great products, *and* they're interchangeable!
    
    Dickstah
    
26.720COBRA::BRYDIEJulie's in the Drug SquadThu Apr 02 1992 13:372
    
    Piece of cake, Dickstah. I'll let someone else field this one.
26.721RAVEN1::B_ADAMSCereral time at 12:00!Thu Apr 02 1992 18:464
    
    	"Little Sister"...carl perkins..I think..
    
    B.A.
26.722King of K-martDEMSUP::MACDONALDI love March Madness!!Thu Apr 02 1992 18:585
RE:  last few

	Little Sister was by Elvis, the King of K-mart!

MAC2
26.723RAVEN1::B_ADAMSCereral time at 12:00!Thu Apr 02 1992 20:005
    
    	I understood that the BIG E sang the song, but I was trying to
    name the writer....I'm not sure about Perkins though.
    
    B.A.
26.724MCIS1::DHAMELLive long and perspireThu Apr 02 1992 20:355
    
    *I* wrote the song.
    
    -Barry Manilow (AKA Barely Manenough)
    
26.725MCIS1::DHAMELLive long and perspireMon Apr 06 1992 12:3017
    
    Ah, it's good to be back an the air again transmitting from the new
    5-kazillion watt tower in beautiful downtown Springfield.
    
    Title and artist correct guesser gets 36 Red Sox bleacher seats which
    have been hermetically sealed and kept in Hawk's sock drawer since
    last February.
    
                "Just because he doesn't do what everybody else does,
                 That's no reason why we cain't share our love..."
    
    We'll be back shortly with tunes from Boston, Chicago, Kansas, Alabama,
    the Atlanta Rhythm Section, and the Miami Sound Machine, right after 
    this word from U.S. Air.
    
    Dickstah
    
26.726SCHOOL::RIEUSupport DCU Petition CandidatesMon Apr 06 1992 12:352
       "He's my rebel" by (mumble)
                                   Denny
26.727gimme da tick's!7389::FARLEYSon,you can make hundreds o'dollars...Mon Apr 06 1992 13:153
    He's a rebel
    
    Shirells/cherells or sumfin!
26.728(-:SHARE::DERRYMatt 'Cy' YoungMon Apr 06 1992 13:521
    Hey... you gotta be ancient to know the answers to these...
26.729SALEM::TIMMONSWhere's Waldo?Mon Apr 06 1992 15:125
    Dichstah, you got me rollin' on your "We'll be right back with..."'s.
    
    Some great lines, guy.  :*)
    
    lEe
26.730IAMOK::WASKOMGoofy's MomMon Apr 06 1992 15:258
    I cain't do the trivia thing, 'cause tho' I can sing the next line on
    most of these, I never know titles or artists.
    
    But the "be right backs..." are fantastic.  I don't see how you keep
    comin' up with 'em, but I look forward to seeing the next one.  (And
    wondering how long you can keep going with this thing.)
    
    A&W
26.731Chuck Berry?LEDS::ORSICuz I felt like it....OK!?!!Mon Apr 06 1992 15:3711
    
                    >"I used to pull your pigtails,
                    > And pinch your turned-up nose.
                    > But lately you've been growing,
                    > And baby it's been showing
                    > From your head down to your toes..."

    	Perhaps Sweet Little Sixteen - Chuck Berry ???    

    Neal

26.732AXIS::ROBICHAUDCokeIsTheRealThing-UhHuhMon Apr 06 1992 15:501
    	Happy Birthday Sweet Sixteen by that sappy Paul Anka.
26.733ISFHCOBRA::BRYDIEThat's when I reach for my revolverMon Apr 06 1992 15:545
    
    re 731 and .732
    
       The answer has already been given and you were both wrong. Either
      one of you care to bet on the '75 World Series ?
26.734Wake up over dere!CUBIC7::DIGGINSHELP! I'm having hockey withdrawl!Mon Apr 06 1992 15:585
It was 'Little Sister'.  In case youse two losers are wondering! 8^)))


Steve
26.735MCIS1::DHAMELLive long and perspireMon Apr 06 1992 16:377
    
    Kev, you got the title but not the arteest, therefore you don't get
    the tix, only a voucher for same.  Pick up the voucher at the Boston
    Garden, window A, by 6:00 A.M. on the day of the game.
    
    Dickstah
    
26.736Voucher this, dickstah!SASE::SZABOFrank Way is the write-in way!Mon Apr 06 1992 16:511
    
26.737RDOVAX::BRAKEMon Apr 06 1992 16:525
    "He's a Rebel" was done by the Crystals from the Wonderful World of
    Phil Specter.
    
    Rich
    
26.738MCIS1::DHAMELLive long and perspireMon Apr 06 1992 18:213
    
    Rich is correct, Kev.  Them's the Brakes.
    
26.739MCIS1::DHAMELLive long and perspireTue Apr 07 1992 13:0117
    
    Well, today is opening day and already the Red Sox are in last place,
    a 1/2 game out of first.  This is a must win situation and the Sox need
    to beat the damn Yankees to keep pace.  So, to keep things light, try
    this bit of fluff:
    
                   "What a day for picking daisies,
                    And lots of red balloons;
                    What a day for shouting right out loud
                    'I love you'....."
    
    And we'll be right back with John Waite, John Mellencamp, John Lennon,
    Elton John, and Olivia Newton-John, right after this word from Tidy
    Bowl. 
    
    Dickstah
    
26.740The Shmaltziest lyrics yet!CUBIC7::DIGGINSHELP! I'm having hockey withdrawl!Tue Apr 07 1992 15:0211
I have a few guesses..

Partridge Family?
The Cowsills?
The Brady Kids?
Leonard Nimoy?
David Cassidy?


Steve
26.741"Lazy Days" by the Fifth Dimension?JARETH::YANKOWSKASOrioles 162-0Tue Apr 07 1992 15:151
    
26.742FSOA::JHENDRYJohn Hendry, DTN 297-2623Tue Apr 07 1992 15:273
    Lazy Days by Spanky and Our Gang.
    
    Ninj
26.743MCIS1::DHAMELLive long and perspireTue Apr 07 1992 15:5310
    
    Yep.  Don't know if he needed Paul's assist or not, but Ninj got both 
    the title and arteest.  Pretty sloppy stuff, huh?  How we tend to think
    of the sixties in terms of acid rock, when there was also swill like
    The Cowsills and "Itchycoo Park".  Makes ya wanna put on yer silk
    bellbottoms, tie-dyed dashiki and grannie glasses, drink a tall glass
    of cold milk and go hurl on some wildflowers.
    
    Dickstah
    
26.744Don't ferget the ArchiesCTHQ2::LEARYBobHunt,David Copperfield of ::SPORTSTue Apr 07 1992 15:541
    
26.745MCIS1::DHAMELLive long and perspireTue Apr 07 1992 16:019
    
    And how 'bout that song "Grazin' in the grass", done by Hugh
    Masakela(sp?) and later put to words by (the O-jays? Who knows?)?
    Last I knew, grazing meant chomping of grass in a field or meadow.
    Even allegorically speaking, it's a stretch to make sense out of
    the beauty and good feeling that comes from eating hay.
    
    Dickstah
    
26.746IAMOK::WASKOMGoofy's MomTue Apr 07 1992 16:159
    Ah, yes.  Bubble-gum.  Opiate of the teeny-bopper set.  I remember it
    far too well.
    
    Now to decide if it's better to have that insipid "Sugar, ah, honey,
    honey, <da da da da dum dum>, you are my candy girl" or "Put another
    nickle in....." (which will wipe out any other song, guaranteed)
    running through my head all afternoon....
    
    A&W
26.747Hey,I love the Flower Girl, A&WCTHQ2::LEARYBobHunt,David Copperfield of ::SPORTSTue Apr 07 1992 16:211
    
26.748RANGER::LEFEBVREIntel Inside (tm)Tue Apr 07 1992 16:296
    For all you kick ass R&B fans out there....pick up the recent release
    by Little Village.
    
    John Hiatt fans (like me) will not be disappointed.
    
    Mark.
26.749Enter that friggin' Free Bird guitar solo again. Daimn!SASE::SZABOFrank Way is the write-in way!Tue Apr 07 1992 16:498
    Alison, believe me, Free Bird would easily wipe-out/overpower Sugar
    Sugar, at least it does in my mind...  :-)
    
    Markie, back to buyin' cds again, eh?  What's this you bought, Village
    People?  Shoulda known...  :-)
    
    Hawk
    
26.750JARETH::YANKOWSKASOrioles 162-0Tue Apr 07 1992 17:0211
    ah, so I messed up the artist...those two groups do sound a lot alike.
    
    re .745:                         
    
    > And how 'bout that song "Grazin' in the grass", done by Hugh
    > Masakela(sp?) and later put to words by (the O-jays? Who knows?)?
    
    I think the vocal version was by Friends of Distinction.
    
    
    py
26.751Why Tell presents..Shmaltzrock 60!!KEPNUT::DIGGINSHELP! I'm having hockey withdrawl!Tue Apr 07 1992 17:287
    
    Dickstah, who did "Yummy Yummy Yummy I gots loves in ma Tummies"?
    Was it '912 Fruit Gum Co.'? Or how about "Red Rubber Ball" another
    great shmaltz tune.
    
    
    Steve
26.752RDOVAX::BRAKETue Apr 07 1992 17:366
    Red Rubber Ball was done by Cyrcle or Circle or something like that.
    
    Yummy etc was done by the Archies, wasn't it?
    
    Rich
    
26.753ROYALT::ASHEEasy come easy go, will you let me go?Tue Apr 07 1992 17:373
    No, the Archies only did "Sugar Sugar"...  what about the 1910
    Fruitgum Company?
    
26.754RDOVAX::BRAKETue Apr 07 1992 17:391
    Oh Walt, you might be right. 1910 Fruitgum Co.....what a name.
26.755RANGER::LEFEBVREIntel Inside (tm)Tue Apr 07 1992 18:203
    Yummie..etc was by Tommy Roe, same of Oh, Sweet Pea.
    
    Mark.
26.756Boston Red Sox Season Opener TriviaPATE::MACNEALruck `n' rollTue Apr 07 1992 18:3125
    Here is some Red Sox Opening Day trivia (taken from the 1991-92
    Calendar):
    
    The Red Sox are 42-48-1 in 91 Opening Games, 23-32-1 on the road, 19-16
    at home including 16-16 at Fenway.  The Red Sox opened with Baltimore
    in 1901 and 1902, then opened only with New York, Washington or
    Philadelphia from 1903 to 1954.  It wasn't until 1963 (in LA vs the
    Angels) that they opened in a city other than Baltimore, New York,
    Philadelphia, Washington, or Boston.  The Red Sox have never opened the
    season vs Kansas City, Minnesota, Oakland, Seattle, or Texas.
    
    Longest Home Opener:  
    
    13 innings...April 12, 1966, a 5-4 loss to Baltimore on Jim Longborg's
    bases-loaded balk.
    
    Most Red Sox Runs: 
    
    15-5 vs. New York, April 6, 1973 vs. New York (C.Fisk 2HR, 6RBI,
    including a grand slam in a Luis Tiant win).
    
    Most Oppenent Runs:  
    
    15-10 for New York, April 18, 1950 (Sox led 9-0 after 5 innings).
    
26.757Ah honey honey ! ... you are my candy girl ...EARRTH::BROOKSRIP Isaac Asimov : 1920-1992Tue Apr 07 1992 19:313
    re .746
    
    I loved "Sugar, Sugar" !
26.758:-) I can dream ...EARRTH::BROOKSRIP Isaac Asimov : 1920-1992Tue Apr 07 1992 19:322
    Is it true that Up With People is going to do a cover of "O.P.P." and
    "F*** The Police" ?
26.759CELTIK::JACOBOn the trail of SveltTue Apr 07 1992 19:4212
    didn't the 1910 Fruitgum Co. do the "59th St. Bridge Song" or sumthing
    like that, 
    
    ya know,
    
    "Slow down, ya move too fast,
     Ya go to make the morning last"
    
    Inquiring mindless and all that
    
    JaKe
    
26.760Kickin' down the cobblestone...JARETH::YANKOWSKASOrioles 162-0Tue Apr 07 1992 19:458
    >  "Slow down, ya move too fast,
    >  Ya go to make the morning last"
    
    that song is "Feelin' Groovy"...I think Simon and Garfunkel originally
    did it.
    
    
    py
26.761CELTIK::JACOBOn the trail of SveltTue Apr 07 1992 19:548
    "feelin' Groovy" is in the song, but the REAL name of the song is 
     the "59th St. Bridge Song"
    
    And whilst it did sound like Simon and Garfinkel, I'd almost bet the
    house it was the 1910 FruitGum Co. that did it.
    
    JaKe
    
26.762RDOVAX::BRAKETue Apr 07 1992 19:594
    59th St Bridge Song was done by Harpers Bazaar.
    
    Rich
    
26.763Title = 59th St. Bridge Song.. HYDRA::HAUSRATHNew grass on the fieldTue Apr 07 1992 20:115
    
    Don't know who did it originally, however, Simon and Garfunkel have 
    recorded it, without a doubt!  
    
    /Jeff
26.764Ride, ride, ride, hitchin' a ride.SASE::SZABOFrank Way is the write-in way!Tue Apr 07 1992 20:147
    You people cracks me up!
    
    Here's another bubble-gummer:  Hitchin' A Ride by [mumble].
    
    Hawk
    
    
26.765A couple more...AKOCOA::PETERSONFetch the truck, JethroTue Apr 07 1992 20:259
    
    ....How about and who sang...
    
        Put The Lime In The Coconut....
    
        (And the theme of):  Billy Jack, 1 Tin Soldier
    
        
    Mel
26.766CTHQ2::LEARYBobHunt,David Copperfield of ::SPORTSTue Apr 07 1992 20:274
    'Coconut"= Harry Nillson
    
    Billy Jack= Judy Collins??
    
26.767Get off the bus Gus/Make a new plan Stan/ ... EARRTH::BROOKSRIP Isaac Asimov : 1920-1992Tue Apr 07 1992 20:351
    What about "59 ways to leave your lover ?"
26.768Paul SimonCTHQ2::LEARYBobHunt,David Copperfield of ::SPORTSTue Apr 07 1992 20:381
    
26.769ROYALT::ASHEEasy come easy go, will you let me go?Tue Apr 07 1992 20:481
    Didn't Ocean do "One Tin Soldier?"
26.770CELTIK::JACOBOn the trail of SveltTue Apr 07 1992 22:177
    Hey Midwife:
    
    That should be "50 Ways to leave your lover", not 59
    
    
    JaKe
    
26.771MCIS1::DHAMELIron Mike VS Queen of Mean on PPVWed Apr 08 1992 12:4419
    
    ".....and they pay Clemens all that money and the frikken guy hasn't
    won a game all year....What?...We're on the air?...Oh...
    
    "Welcome back, and now it's time for today's Moldy Oldie.  Be sure to
    send your entries on a postcard along with a self-addressed stamped
    envelope and $3.00 for postage and handling in care of me at this
    station."
    
                       "Sitting alone, waiting on a pillow,
                        Waiting to climb the walls..."
    
    Time to earn our money now, so we'll return very shortly with The Mamas
    and Papas, The Osmond Brothers, Sister Sledge, The Babies, and The New
    Kids on the Block, right after this word from your local chapter of the
    Family Planning Council."
    
    Dickstah
    
26.772CTHQ2::LEARYBobHunt,David Copperfield of ::SPORTSWed Apr 08 1992 13:006
    Dadgummit,
    Dickstah, I knows it's Three Dog Night, but cain't pin down the dang
    title. Er "Celebrity Ball"? probly not.
    
    MikeL
    
26.773Strange, but trueAXIS::CHAPPELNyuk, Nyuk, Nyuk, That's a pipen !Wed Apr 08 1992 14:0532
26.774FDCV06::KINGThe faster we go the more behind we get.Wed Apr 08 1992 14:175
    3DN  Title-"Celebrate"
    
    Hitching a ride... Wadsworth Mansion?.. Blue Suede? 
    
    REK
26.775MCIS1::DHAMELIron Mike VS Queen of Mean on PPVWed Apr 08 1992 15:085
    
    Celebrate??  I thought they sang "Salivate, salivate...." 8^)
    
    Dickstah
    
26.776RANGER::LEFEBVREIntel Inside (tm)Wed Apr 08 1992 15:5515
       <<< Note 26.764 by SASE::SZABO "Frank Way is the write-in way!" >>>
>                    -< Ride, ride, ride, hitchin' a ride. >-
>
>    You people cracks me up!
>    
>    Here's another bubble-gummer:  Hitchin' A Ride by [mumble].
>    
>    Hawk
    
    Squawk, you axed this before and I tode you then, Vanity Fair sings
    this song.  If'n you didn't have your headphones tuned to your favorite
    station, WBCN, you'd have heard me the first time.
    
    
    Mark.
26.777Top Ten Best ... cont.SHALOT::HUNTHe-Man Tar Heel Haters ClubWed Apr 08 1992 16:0819
 I'll follow up Tommy Brydie's top ten all-timers with my own selections. 
 Knowing full well that this will date me with the dinosaurs, though ...
 
 In no particular order ...
 
 	"Won't Get Fooled Again" 		... The Who
 	"Gimme Shelter" 			... Rolling Stones
 	"Funeral For A Friend/Love Lies Bleeding" ... Elton John
 	"Train In Vain" 			... The Clash
 	"Jessica" 				... Allman Brothers Band
 	"My Girl" 				... Temptations
 	"All Along The Watchtower" 		... Jimi Hendrix
 	"A Day In The Life" 			... Beatles
 	"Time"					... Pink Floyd
 	"Spirits In The Night"			... Bruce Springsteen
 
 With special mention given to "Purple Rain" by Prince (... and Dan'l).
 
 Bob Hunt
26.778SALEM::TIMMONSWhere's Waldo?Wed Apr 08 1992 16:1911
    One of my all-time Most Hated Songs - Wildfire.  
    
    What a shit song.
    
    Sugar Shack is in second place on my list.  Another crap song.
    
    You guys can rag on me 'cause I've heard so many songs over my years,
    but you gots to go a looooong way to have such a popular tune really
    inhale more than these 2.
    
    lEe
26.779AXIS::ROBICHAUDCokeIsTheRealThing-UhHuhWed Apr 08 1992 16:224
    	Has anyone mentioned "Universal Soldier" by Glenn Campbell on
    their list of all time suckbag songs?
    
    				/Don
26.780CTHQ2::LEARYBobHunt,David Copperfield of ::SPORTSWed Apr 08 1992 16:265
    lEe,
    I thought your worst song was the 1812 Overture Live
    
    8^)
    
26.781SCHOOL::RIEUSupport DCU Petition CandidatesWed Apr 08 1992 16:295
       Hearing about the loon Arafat's near miss lasted night, I thought of
    that popular song someone wrote about him...
    Yasser, that's my baby!
    No sir, I don't mean maybe...
                                     Denny
26.782SALEM::TIMMONSWhere's Waldo?Wed Apr 08 1992 16:293
    Geez, maybe it was, but YOUR funeral march is gonna be worsted. :*)
    
    lEe
26.783???SHALOT::HUNTHe-Man Tar Heel Haters ClubWed Apr 08 1992 16:403
 Did they find Arafat's plane ???
 
 Bob Hunt
26.784RANGER::LEFEBVREIntel Inside (tm)Wed Apr 08 1992 16:4116
    Faves:
    
    "Holiday in the Sun"			Sex Pistols
    "Daddy Was a Bankrobber"			Clash
    "Tomorrow People"				Ziggy Marley
    "That's Entertainment"			The Jam
    "Barbarism Begins at Home"			The Smiths
    "This Street"				Marshall Crenshaw
    "And I Moved"				Pete Townshend
    "Slip Kid"					The Who
    "Time Won't Let Me"				The Outsiders
    "Time is Tight"				Booker T and the MGs
    
    and anything by Sam Phillips
    
    Mark.
26.785SCHOOL::RIEUSupport DCU Petition CandidatesWed Apr 08 1992 16:423
       Arafat's alive few cuts an bruises. Plane crew died in the crash.
    The guy must have 9-lives!
                                 Denny
26.786COMET::JACKSONTAHangManWed Apr 08 1992 17:428
    re-  Pete Townsend "I have moved" or something like that,
    
      Which way did he move?  Isn't he the WHO member that likes to be a
    women at times?
    
      Just thought I'd ask
    
    	Tj
26.787RANGER::LEFEBVREIntel Inside (tm)Wed Apr 08 1992 18:244
    No, you silly person..."And I Moved" is a song Townshend wrote in
    tribute to the late Keith Moon.
    
    Mark.
26.788ACESMK::FRANCUSMets in '92Wed Apr 08 1992 18:426
    re: .785
    
    Is Arafat really still alive?? SH*T!!
    
    The Crazy Met
    
26.789SASE::SZABOWed Apr 08 1992 18:5315
    From a Johnny Carson `Carnac' skit many years ago:
    
    Carnac:  "Yasser Arafat".
    
    Ed:  "Yasser Arafat".  
    
    
    
    
    Carnac:  "The sounds Dolly Parton's bra makes when she takes it off."
    
    Ed:  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!111
    
    				:-)
    
26.790she sure has changedFRETZ::HEISERmaranatha!Wed Apr 08 1992 19:003
>    and anything by Sam Phillips
    
    I knew her as Leslie and have her first 4 albums.
26.791MR4DEC::WENTZELLExpert Only &lt;&gt;&lt;&gt;Wed Apr 08 1992 19:015
    >Is Arafat really still alive?? SH*T!!
    
    He's sharing a hospital room with Elvis, and has already been 
    visited by Jim Morrison.

26.792CELTIK::JACOBOn the trail of SveltWed Apr 08 1992 19:537
    Most hated song:
    
    Honey by Bobby Goldsboro
    
    
    JaKe
    
26.793SALEM::TIMMONSWhere's Waldo?Thu Apr 09 1992 10:499
    Alright, Jake.  That one's on my alltime hate list, too.
    
    You can add "Watching Bobby Grow", or something like that, by Mac
    Davis.  Never could stand him or his music.
    
    B.J. Thomas - every song sounded the same.  Didn't like his style, so I
    didn't like any of his songs.
    
    lEe
26.794MCIS1::DHAMELIron Mike VS Queen of Mean on PPVThu Apr 09 1992 13:0522
    
    Youse guys are just too smart to stump.  I'll have to go into the
    celler and look for my folks' old 78's for songs that only lEe and
    the Ninj would know.  (I know you're not that old, Ninj, but I do
    remember you mentioning a preference for big band stuff.)
    
    Should be one we've all heard many times:
    
                     "He's never near you, to comfort and cheer you,
                      When all those sad tears are falling from your eyes."
    
    Today's prize for all correct T & A's (that's title and artists, you
    thugs) will receive the newly published "The Compleat Illustrated
    History of Cleveland Sports Championships."  Be sure to send $3.00
    for shipping and handling, a S.A.S.E, and allow 4-6 weeks for delivery 
    of this colourful pamphlet.
    
    We'll be right back with music from B.B. King, M.C. Hammer, K.D. Lang,
    B.J. Thomas. and L.L. Cool J., right after this word from S.S. Pierce.
    
    Dickstah
    
26.795FDCV06::KINGThe faster we go the more behind we get.Thu Apr 09 1992 13:368
    Re:792 Its "Watching Scotty Grow"
    
    Any by Minny Riverton S*CKS bigtime.....
    
    Any RAP_CRAP S*CKS.....
    
    REK
    Nils Lofgren shines... Southside Johnny... 
26.796CTHQ3::LEARYBobHunt,David Copperfield of ::SPORTSThu Apr 09 1992 13:432
    Anyone mention that all time gagger, "The Night Chicago Died"?
    
26.797Another obnoxious one...AKOCOA::PETERSONFetch the truck, JethroThu Apr 09 1992 13:5110
    
    ...How about the tune...
    
    ..."Meeeeee,...Aaaaand,...Mrs., Mrs. Jones, Mrs. Jones, Mrs. Jones.....
    ....we got a thing, goin' on".....
    
    Cain't remember who sang that one even when it was played endlessly!
    
    Mel
    
26.798"Name that Tune Ninj"FSOA::JHENDRYJohn Hendry, DTN 297-2623Thu Apr 09 1992 13:544
    Na Na, Hey Hey, Kiss it Goodbye - and the group performing it was
    Steam.
    
    Ninj
26.799RUGBY1::wayShore,Schmidt,Orr,Espo,Cam,Moog,GOD!Thu Apr 09 1992 13:5818
I had some favorite tunes back in the late 70s:

	Play that Funky Music (Wild Cheery)
	Sir Duke (Stevie Wonder)
	anything by Earth Wind and Fire
	anything by Tower of Power



Saw Earth Wind and Fire and their bass player (was it Verdeen White?)
was unconscious.  The man had moves, and had some AWESOME bass lines.
The Phenix Horns were too cool too...


Tower of Power..... "So Very Hard to Go"


'Saw
26.800JARETH::YANKOWSKASOrioles 162-0Thu Apr 09 1992 14:1725
    re .797:
    
    "Me and Mrs. Jones" was by Billy Paul (I think)...yeah, that one was
    pretty bad.
    
    re 'Saw:
    
    >	I had some favorite tunes back in the late 70s:
    .
    .
    .
    
    >	anything by Earth Wind and Fire
    >	anything by Tower of Power
    
    Here here!  My mid/late 70s Earth Wind and Fire & Tower of Power albums
    continue to get quite a workout, to the point where it's almost time to
    start thinking about CD replacements...they're just plain wearing out
    from overuse.  
    
    To my list, you can add anything by Manhattan Transfer...
    
    
    py
                                                            
26.801CTHQ3::LEARYBobHunt,David Copperfield of ::SPORTSThu Apr 09 1992 14:172
    Me and Mrs Jones was Al Green. Actually liked dat song
    
26.802"But if he did he wouldn't break your heart..."SHALOT::MEDVIDit's just the way i smile, you saidThu Apr 09 1992 14:218
    "Na Na Na Na Hey Hey Hey Goodbye" is right, John, but are you sure it
    was Steam?  I thought it was every college band in the nation that
    played that tune.

    Bananarama (believe it or not) did a quintessential cover of it back in
    1982.

    	--dan'l
26.803RDOVAX::BRAKEThu Apr 09 1992 14:477
    Yup, absolutely positive the version that cracked the Top 10 was done
    by Steam. However, Steam did not originate the song. It was done by
    nearly all the Beach Music bands in Va, NC and SC before Steam recorded
    it.
    
    Rich
    
26.804RUGBY1::wayShore,Schmidt,Orr,Espo,Cam,Moog,GOD!Thu Apr 09 1992 15:4021
Manhatten Transfer.... Vocal Harmony extraordinaire.

I used to date a girl (vets of that very HOT tigermania where Lufay kept
bugging me about sweating will remember her -- and Paul Y, your wife knows
her well) whose family was extremely musical.

She was one of four sisters, and her Dad is in the musicians union.  Anyway,
Lynne and her sisters used to do an Andrews Sisters type act, which included
a lot of those 40's vocal classics and my personal favorite, the tune from
Wizard of Oz when Dorothy et al get out of the forest  ("You're outta the
woods"....)


Anyway, Manhatten Transfer is really good.  Some of my favorites are
"Gloria", "Candy", "Operator", "Boy from New York City", and "A Nightengale
Sang in Berkley Square"....




'Saw
26.805RANGER::LEFEBVREIf it ain't Scottish, it's crapThu Apr 09 1992 15:418
                <<< Note 26.790 by FRETZ::HEISER "maranatha!" >>>
                           -< she sure has changed >-

>    I knew her as Leslie and have her first 4 albums.
    
    Come again, Mike?
    
    Mark.
26.806RANGER::LEFEBVREIf it ain't Scottish, it's crapThu Apr 09 1992 15:4818
    Mike Leary, "Me & Mrs. Jones" was definitely Billy Paul.  Please go to
    the rear of the class.
    
    Faves from the 70's:
    
    1. John Barleycorn Must Die		Traffic
    2. Demons and Wizards		Uriah Heep
    3. Fox Trot				Genesis (before Phil took the mike)
    4. Taurus				ELP
    5. Can't Argue with a Sick Mind	Joe Walsh
    6. Kansas				Kansas
    7. Electric Ladyland		Jimi Hendrix
    8. Moving Waves			Focus
    9. Machine Head			Deep Purple
    10.anything by Frank Zappa
    
    Mark.
    
26.807SASE::SZABOThu Apr 09 1992 15:5011
    Me & Mrs. Jones was definitely not Al Green.  Billy Paul sounds right.
    
    No one's mentioned "Tie a Yellow Ribbon", although I think someone did
    mention anything by T.O. & (the crack of) Dawn...
    
    One of my all-time fav's, in fack, I bought a "Best of *" cd with
    Markie present just for that one song, is the Isley Bros. "Who's That
    Lady".  With the volume at 11, it's simply mind-blowing...
    
    Hawk
    
26.808Gotta get the Moving Waves cd...SASE::SZABOThu Apr 09 1992 16:0811
    Markie, you were a Focus-haid too?!  I'm surprised!  I literally
    stumbled on Focus at their very first US concert, at NY's Central Park
    Shaeffer (beer) outdoor concert series back in the late-summer of '73.
    Totally mesmorized by their performance, I bought "Moving Waves" the
    very next day.  A few weeks later, after moving to Boston, I saw them
    at the Orpheum (Opium), which was yet another great show (Wishbone Ash
    was the lead-in).  Just thinking back at all of this is cause for a
    woodie... :-)
    
    Hawk
    
26.809CTHQ3::LEARYBobHunt,David Copperfield of ::SPORTSThu Apr 09 1992 16:306
    Awright Awright I was wrong. 
    Mark,
    Tell me you didn't like 'Dust in the Wind'?
    
    MikeL
    
26.810RANGER::LEFEBVREIntel Inside (tm)Thu Apr 09 1992 16:387
    Mike, "Dust in the Wind" sips big-time...sappy elevator genre in a
    dentist chair motif.
    
    "Kansas" was their first release from (I believe) '74.  There were no
    hits on album, but it was a rocker.
    
    Mark.
26.811Sew-crates, watch out for your robe, dudeSHALOT::HUNTRoss Is My HossThu Apr 09 1992 16:448
 
 Philosophize with him, Ted ...
 
 All we are is dust in the wind, dude.
 
 Dust.  Wind.  Dude.
 
 Bob Hunt
26.812COMET::JACKSONTAHangManThu Apr 09 1992 17:1210
      Kansas is a great group.  Steve Walsh (no relation to Joe) can jam! 
    He left the group for 1-2 lps, then returned.
    
      I remember the 1st time I saw them in concert was warm-up for the
    Stones.  I never heard of them before.  They outplayed big lips and the
    rest of the "burnt" outs.
    
      I thought "Song for America" was their 1st LP......
    
    	Tj
26.813topical triviaACESMK::FRANCUSMets in '92Thu Apr 09 1992 17:167
    What the heck lets try this one
    
    "To you I'm just an ornament something for your pride
     Always running never caring thats the life you live"
    
    The Crazy Met
    
26.814awesome talentFRETZ::HEISERit won't be long, soon you will seeThu Apr 09 1992 17:216
    Re: Kansas
    
    Of course the musical brains behind this band, Kerry Livgren, just had
    a box set released of all his solo stuff on Sparrow Records.
    
    Mike
26.815Hit song: "I'm Not Only The President".SASE::SZABOThu Apr 09 1992 17:265
26.816RUGBY1::wayPhilosophize with him, TedThu Apr 09 1992 17:4821
I liked Kansas, especially their tune that had the line "Carry on my wayward
son".   Just drew a massive CRS (Can't Remember Sh*t) sized blank on the
real title....


Emerson, Lake and Palmer was really big among music majors back then too.
I think it was Keith Emerson's keyboard ability that drew us all.
Their tune, "The Barbarian" was based on this bitchin' piano piece by
Bella Bartok called "Allegro Barbaro"   (Hawk, Bartok was Hungarian).

Anyway, ELP inspired me to choose Allegro Barbaro as my project for 
my Orchestration Class.  I orchestrated the piano piece for full orchestra
and got an A+ on what was one of my favorite projects in my four years of
college....


And while it's a bit cliched at this point, Emerson's take-off on Fanfare
For the Common Man was cool too.....


'Saw
26.817AXIS::ROBICHAUDCokeIsTheRealThing-UhHuhThu Apr 09 1992 18:002
    	Hey Crazy, is that from Sweet Judy Blue Eyes by Crosby, Stills
    & Nash?                                                    
26.818SCHOOL::RIEUSupport DCU Petition CandidatesThu Apr 09 1992 18:062
    ...how abou "Red Rubber Ball" by (mumble)?
                                 Denny
26.819SASE::SZABOThu Apr 09 1992 18:163
    Sawmain, that's *Bela* Bartok, not Bella (Abzug, yuk!).  HTH.
    
    
26.820closeACESMK::FRANCUSMets in '92Thu Apr 09 1992 18:195
    Not from CSN, Red Rubber Ball is the right song, group is ....
    
    
    The Cyrkle
    
26.821ROYALT::ASHEEasy come easy go, will you let me go?Thu Apr 09 1992 18:2012
    What about Jim McMahon, has he...
    
    Me and Mrs. Jones was Billy Paul
    
    Manhattan Transfer is cool.  When I bought my CD player, the 1st 3
    CD's I bought were Billy Joel's greatest hits (pop), Stevie Wonder's
    Original Musiquarium (R&B) and Manhattan Transfer's Greatest (jazz).
    Saw them a couple times in concert too. "Java Jive" was cool too.
    
    No mention of the Sylvers doing "Boogie Fever" with the severe Oscar
    Gamble-like afros?
    
26.822RDOVAX::BRAKEThu Apr 09 1992 18:216
    All time fav album : "Give it Up" by Bonnie Raitt
    
    That's one lady who waited a LOOOONG time to get her due.
    
    Rich
    
26.823AXIS::ROBICHAUDCokeIsTheRealThing-UhHuhThu Apr 09 1992 18:414
    	See if you can guess the song and artist from this one...
    
    	"Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Heart's Club Band..." 
     
26.824RANGER::LEFEBVREIntel Inside (tm)Thu Apr 09 1992 19:006
    Slasher, that's "Suite: Judy Blue Eyes", a song written for Judy
    Collins.
    
    HTH,
    
    Mark.
26.825a guessHBAHBA::HAASMental ModelThu Apr 09 1992 19:086
re: .823

Isn't there a song by Johnny Rivers (Secret Agent Man, etc.) that has
that line?

TTom
26.826USCTR2::NAHEARNThu Apr 09 1992 19:1415
    re: .806,
    
    Mark,
    
    Outstanding choices at 1 & 3 on your list!!!  I am a BIG fan of early
    Genesis.....and hung with them through their "And then there were
    three" album.....I bought the later albums but was continually
    disappointed!!  Trespass and Selling England by the Pound (and Nursery
    Chryme for that matter) were also excellent!!  And anything by
    Traffic!!
    
    
    HTH,
    
    Nelly
26.827Youze guyz is getting warm...AXIS::ROBICHAUDCokeIsTheRealThing-UhHuhThu Apr 09 1992 19:161
    
26.828RANGER::LEFEBVRELet's eat sushi and not payThu Apr 09 1992 19:263
    Beatles, "A Day in the Life"
    
    Mark.
26.829MONGUS::BRYDIEThat's when I reach for my revolverThu Apr 09 1992 19:306
    
     All summer long we spent laughing in the sand
     while the jukbox kept on playing Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
    
    
    I thinks its "She's Here By Me" by Johnny Rivers
26.830RUGBY1::wayShore,Schmidt,Orr,Espo,Cam,Moog,GOD!Thu Apr 09 1992 19:557
Hawk,

I know, you're right.  Chalk it up to highly trained typing fingers which
sometimes do that....


'Saw - who's almost outta here now that the DECstation is backed up
26.831COMET::JACKSONTAHangManThu Apr 09 1992 22:4912
      'Saw,  That Kansas tune is "Carry on Wayward son" on the LP
    "Leftoverture".....Excellent lp.  Just listened to it a couple of days
    ago.
    
      Finally got the old turntable working again,  and pulled out some LPs
    from High School days...
    
      April Wine's "Harder Faster" and Ted Nugents "Free for All"....
    
      Terrible Ted always knew how to play that guitar!
    
    	Tim
26.832HYDRA::HAUSRATHNew grass on the fieldFri Apr 10 1992 12:528
    
    Tim's note mentioning Nugent got me thinking..  anyone know which album 
    Stranglehold is on?  Is it on Free for All?  
    
    Re: Genesis..  I really liked "And then There Were Three".. definetly 
    better than anything else they've put out in the Disco-Phil era.  
    
    /Jeff 
26.833MCIS1::DHAMELIron Mike VS Queen of Mean on PPVFri Apr 10 1992 14:4915
    
    T.G.I.F.  Our system took a power hit earlier and we got knocked
    completely off the air.  Hope they got the Cessna untangled from our
    tower.  Here's today's Moldy Oldie:
    
                 "Maybe you'll go away and never call,
                  But a taste of honey is better than none at all..."
    
    Time for a station break now, and hopefully we won't be broken for long
    this time.  Then we'll be right back with tunes from The Electric
    Prunes, Run DMC, Aztec Two-step, and Dexie's Midnight Runners, right
    after this word from Kaopectate.
    
    Dickstah
    
26.834COBRA::BRYDIEThat's when I reach for my revolverFri Apr 10 1992 14:534
    
     Dickstah, if that's supposed to be Somkey Robinson and the Miracles'
    'Second That Emotion' then it's 'worse than none at all' not better
     if it's not that song then nevermind.
26.835Awfully impressiveSHALOT::HUNTRoss Is My HossFri Apr 10 1992 14:5613
 Dickstah,
 
 You need to collect all these "we'll be right back ..." messages into one
 note and keep 'em.  They're priceless.
 
 I have to ask and please don't be offended.  Are these your originals ??? 
 I hope they are 'cause you have a rare wit and you're ignoring your true
 calling, my friend.
 
 I can't even imagine what you'll come up with next and I'm rarely stumped
 for new ways to mix words.
 
 Bob Hunt
26.836Another 1 hit wonder?DEMSUP::MACDONALDI love March Madness!!Fri Apr 10 1992 15:2423
RE:  ....way back there someplace

	The Night Chicago Died was by Paper Lace....another of the
"Lost 45's" is heard from!


Don't have a full list but a few of my 60's classic obscure favorites are:

	Incence & Peppermints  	Strawberry Alarm Clock
	5 O'clock World		Vogues
	Sit down I think I love ya	Mojo Men
	
	
   And of course the usual  Jefferson Airplane,  Beatles, Moody Blues, and
espcially the early Hollies!   Have a lot of mid/late 60's albumns like
Beach Boys, Turtles, Doors, Hendrix, Simon &Garfunkle, etc.
	
	My FAV album of all time is Crosby, Stills & Nash [w/out Young!]

MAC2

PS I also like Manhattan Transfer - have the greatest hits CD -
		"It's a keeper!"
26.837RANGER::LEFEBVRELet's eat sushi and not payFri Apr 10 1992 15:4315
         <<< Note 26.832 by HYDRA::HAUSRATH "New grass on the field" >>>

>    Re: Genesis..  I really liked "And then There Were Three".. definetly 
>    better than anything else they've put out in the Disco-Phil era.  
    
    Jeff, IMHO "And Then There Were Three" was the beginning of the end for
    Genesis.  In fact, I have everthing up to that LP.  Steve Hackett was
    the guitarist who left the band just prior to ATTWT and in my opinion
    was the major musical talent in the group.
    
    Gabriel leaving Genesis really hurt, but Trick of the Tail and Wind &
    Wuthering were very good.  Seconds Out was also quite good.  However,
    Hackett leaving the group was it for me.
    
    Mark.
26.838this here guitar don't play no sweet...FRETZ::HEISERit won't be long, soon you will seeFri Apr 10 1992 16:406
    Re: Nugent
    
    Stranglehold is on his debut album and he also does it on Double Live
    Gonzo.
    
    Mike (also a big Motor City Madman fan)
26.839USCTR2::NAHEARNFri Apr 10 1992 17:1113
    'Undertow' made And Then There Were Three worth listening to.  I liked
    a few other songs on that album....but it didn't live up to the
    standards of previous albums.
    
    A few years back, Gabriel was trying to buy the rights to 'The Lamb
    Lies Down' so that he could do his/Genesis' version of
    'Tommy'....unfortunately, it never came to pass!!
    
    Hackett was a great guitarist....but Tony Banks is very much underated
    as a keyboardist!!  
    
    
    Nelly
26.840MCIS1::DHAMELIron Mike VS Queen of Mean on PPVFri Apr 10 1992 18:4912
    
    > I have to ask and please don't be offended.  Are these your originals ??? 
    
    The station breaks are the product of a long commute, a radio, and an 
    idle mind.
    
    "Second that Emotion" is right, even though I tried to disguise the
    real words.  I meant to do that.  You knew that I meant to do that,
    right?
    
    Dickstah
    
26.841and to finish Mikes entry...COMET::JACKSONTAHangManFri Apr 10 1992 18:5116
      And this guitar is so bad that it can blow the ____s off a
    
    charging rhino at 60 paces!
    
      One of my favorite lines from Teddy.  If I remember correctly, his
    
    "speech" is right before "Great White Buffalo"...
    
        
    
      TGIF is right!!!!
    
    	Tim
    
      
    
26.842Should his go in the Bambi-blasting note?RANGER::LEFEBVRELet's eat sushi and not payFri Apr 10 1992 19:374
    Ted Nugent is an avid Bow Hunter and has personally funded public
    awareness programs.
    
    Mark.
26.843FRETZ::HEISERit won't be long, soon you will seeFri Apr 10 1992 21:124
    ...and he eats his own kills as well as help out other hunters in
    distress.  Plays a mean axe too.
    
    Mike (who has "Cat Scratch Fever" down pat)
26.844And butt-ugly to boot!RIPPLE::DEVLIN_JOYowza!Fri Apr 10 1992 21:173
    Ted Nugent is a waste of skin.
    
    JD
26.845nobody said you had to look at him ;-)FRETZ::HEISERit won't be long, soon you will seeFri Apr 10 1992 21:261
    
26.846RIPPLE::DEVLIN_JOYowza!Fri Apr 10 1992 21:295
    
    I must admit Mike, that while he  cain play gee-tar, I've never liked
    his music.  
    
    JD
26.847CNTROL::CHILDSThis and That and the OtherFri Apr 10 1992 21:397
 But JD, I thought you went for that flashy style...

 afterall you told me the ultimate glitter boys "the Temptations" were
 better than the real bada$$ dudes 'the TOPS"....???

 ;^)
26.848if it's too loud, you're too old ;-)FRETZ::HEISERit won't be long, soon you will seeFri Apr 10 1992 22:185
RE: Nugent, Temptations, and 4 tops

JD, I gotta strange feeling you may not like my tape ;-)

Mike
26.849CELTIK::JACOBOn the quest for SvelteSat Apr 11 1992 01:127
    
    
    Thed Nugent is a lot like rugby!!
    
    
    JaKe
    
26.850RIPPLE::DEVLIN_JOYowza!Sun Apr 12 1992 20:237
    Mike -
    
    ALl depends  on the vocals.  Ted Nugent can't sing to save a lick.  One
    of the all time worst - I'd rather listen to Roseanne Barr's greatest
    hits then him...
    
    JD
26.851MCIS1::DHAMELBut I never exhaledMon Apr 13 1992 13:4925
    
    "...I didn't say it was a No-Hitter, I said it was a no hitter... big
    difference, y'know... Huh?  Oh, we're back on the air...ahem..."
    
    Today's puzzler:  How many Cleveland fans stayed to watch all 19
    innings Saturday, and both games on Sunday?  You must name both of
    them.  Players, announcers, and park employees do not count.
    
    Part II, the music portion of the quiz:
    
                "So many things to say, I could fit them in a book
                    of a thousand pages.
                 So many people say that I couldn't tell a lie
                    in a thousand ages..."
    
    Mull that one over while we take a break, and we'll return right after
    that with Peter Gabriel, Paul McCartney, Peter Frampton, Paul Williams,
    and Dolly Parton, right after this message from...
    
            (Hee hee....you know what's coming, don't you?)
    
            YES!  IT'S PETER-PAUL MOUNDS!
    
    DICKSTAH
    
26.852y7389::FARLEYSon,you can make hundreds o'dollars...Mon Apr 13 1992 13:5910
    
    "I cain't tell the time to tell ya"
    
    Brooklyn Bridge?
    
    I remain,
    knowing I got the group wrong!!!!!
    
    Kev
    
26.853LUNER::BROOKSYour mother's an astronaunt ...Mon Apr 13 1992 14:109
    re .795
    
    King, you have no taste !
    
    Minny Ripperton (RIP) sucks ? HA ! The woman could *SING* ! And make
    you feel it in the filberts - but I guess that's why you caint
    appriecate it ...
    
    Nils Lofgren ... melt that stuff down and by some Public Enemy !
26.854LUNER::BROOKSYour mother's an astronaunt ...Mon Apr 13 1992 14:137
    re .822
    
    Agreed on Bonnie ... my fav though is "Love In the Nick Of Time",
    mellow, but intense ... I can listen to that for hours.
    
    Another fav I heard on the raido the other night - "The Biggest Part Of
    Me" by Ambrosia ...
26.855LUNER::BROOKSYour mother's an astronaunt ...Mon Apr 13 1992 14:167
    Am I the only fan of early Chicago (a.k.a. "CTA") ?
    
    "25 or 6 to 4", "Does Anybody Really Know What Time It Is ?", and
    "Beginnings" .... nobody plays horns like that anymore ...
    
    Ditto for Earth Wind and Fire - something is missing from them, even
    with Phillip Bailey back ...
26.856Free form WHAT ? HYDRA::HAUSRATHNew grass on the fieldMon Apr 13 1992 14:3211
    
    Midnight, we might not agree on football teams but at least we agree on 
    music.. 
    
    Early Chicago ..  I say through the 7th album is awesome..  
    
    Terry Kath (sp?) was the rocker in the group and once he lost  
    his little round of russian roulet the band went down hill in a big 
    hurry.  
    
    /Jeff
26.857SASE::SZABOMon Apr 13 1992 14:547
    I agree about early Chicago, with "Colour My World" excluded.  Thank
    God for cd players, for that song doth easily geteth programmedeth
    outeth...
    
    Hawk, for Moses
    
    
26.858BadadadadaRDOVAX::BRAKEMon Apr 13 1992 15:0816
    Answer to today's quiz:
    
    "Can't Find the Time" by Orpheus.
    
    This is a very special song to me. It was the song my wife and I chose
    to be played at our wedding.
    
    Orpheus' second album, "Ascending" was named in 1970 (I think) as one
    of the 10 best albums of the year.
    
    The group had it's roots in Worcester (did a song called "Congress
    Ally") and was part of a so-called Boston Sound of that era which also
    included Ultimate Spinach, Beacon St Union and Barry and the Remains.
    
    Rich
    
26.859CELTIK::JACOBOn the quest for SvelteMon Apr 13 1992 19:399
    Bonnie is overrated.  Sounds like a cat in heat.
    
    Ripperton sips bigtime.  Just another dog-whistle voice.
    
    Early Chicago Rules.
    
    
    JaKe
    
26.860RDOVAX::BRAKEMon Apr 13 1992 19:416
    Hey Jake, how long have you been following Bonnie? She's been out there
    since '70 but only since "Runaway" has her material been given much
    airplay. I personally think her older stuff is better.
    
    Rich
    
26.861CELTIK::JACOBA Plotcher, hard luck Your LordshipMon Apr 13 1992 19:528
    I gots a friend who has liked her since day 1 and plays her stuff
    constantly.  Never been able to stand it for more than a couple of
    microseconds.
    
    JMHO
    
    JaKe
    
26.862Damn right...ROYALT::ASHEThought I lobster, but now I flounder...Mon Apr 13 1992 19:539
    Peter Cetera sips majorly... once they lost the horns, they were
    toast as far as I'm concerned.
    
    Riperton had talent, but her career was too short for people to hear
    anything besides "Loving you"... (for all practical purposes).
    
    No one mentioned 'Saw's fave either...
    
    Who is the man that would risk his life for brother man?
26.863PATE::MACNEALruck `n' rollMon Apr 13 1992 19:536
26.864FSOA::JRODOPOULOSIntl. Business SupportMon Apr 13 1992 20:1011
>    I gots a friend who has liked her since day 1 and plays her stuff
>    constantly.  Never been able to stand it for more than a couple of
>    microseconds.
    
>    Jake
    
      Hey, where the hail is the Censure Police ????
    
     Many :),
    
    John "D Cowboys" R.   
26.865LUNER::BROOKSYour mother's an astronaunt ...Mon Apr 13 1992 20:418
 
    re .863
       
>    You've been called many things, Jake, but Humble was never one of them
>    ;^)
    
    nor has he ever been called slim, fast, good-looking, able to get open
    deep, or knowledgable ... :-)
26.866RDOVAX::BRAKEMon Apr 13 1992 20:515
    Come on Dan'l, don't I get a prize for naming the Orpheus song
    correctly?
    
    Rich
    
26.867WMOIS::BARROWSJItsYourWorld,YouCanChangeIt!Mon Apr 13 1992 20:589
26.868ACESMK::FRANCUSMets in '92Mon Apr 13 1992 21:106
    re: .867
    
    Once again proof that there is no accounting for taste :-)
    
    The Crazy Met
    
26.869Many (8^)*'sCELTIK::JACOBA Plotcher, hard luck Your LordshipTue Apr 14 1992 00:3120
    
    Thanks, Jo.  Think that's the firsted time('cept maybe fer --dan'l)
    anybody has come to my aid in here.
    
    >>nor has he ever been called slim, fast, good-looking, able to get open
    >>deep, or knowledgable ... :-)
    
    Hey Midwife, 
    
    I never claimed to be a deep threat, just a possession type guy.
    
    As fer slim, I'm workin' on it.  Fast is only relative.  
    
    as far as good looking goes, ya checked(or cracked) any mirrors
    lately???  (8^)* x many
    
    And knowledgeable, ?I just consider the source.
    
    JaKe
    
26.870MCIS1::DHAMELBut I never exhaledTue Apr 14 1992 12:5813
    
    The lasted few notes just reminded me of this one:
    
                "They say that looks don't count for much;
                 Yeah, so there goes your proof..."
    
    Betcha there's a lotta ya who can name that tune in one NOTE.
    
    We'll be right back with The Raspberries, Moby Grape, The Lemon Pipers,
    Wild Cherry, Peaches and Herb, and Bananarama, right after this word
    from Hawaiian Punch.
    
    
26.871COBRA::BRYDIEThat's when I reach for my revolverTue Apr 14 1992 13:002
    
     "Is She Really Going Out With Him ?" by "Shoeless" Joe Jackson
26.872RDOVAX::BRAKETue Apr 14 1992 13:161
    I Got You Babe by Sonny & Cher?
26.873SASE::SZABOTue Apr 14 1992 13:454
    Why Don't We Do It In The Road, by the Beatles?
    
    
    
26.874No, Tommy's got it...ROYALT::ASHEThought I lobster, but now I flounder...Tue Apr 14 1992 13:571
    She Bop by Cyndi Lauper?
26.875Gilbert "somebody"??AKOCOA::PETERSONR.I.P. Sam K.Tue Apr 14 1992 14:065
    
    ..."Alone again, naturally"....
    
    
    ...Mel
26.876ROYALT::ASHEThought I lobster, but now I flounder...Tue Apr 14 1992 14:141
    Gilbert O'Sullivan... the lonely man's Seals and Crofts...
26.877MCIS1::DHAMELTreated like a king. Rodney KingWed Apr 15 1992 12:4819
    
    "...No sweat....I *Know* my taxes are due today...Now where did you say
    I could get the forms?....I'll call my Aunt Leona, she knows all about
    that stuff.....
    
    Oh, sorry, didn't realize we were live.  Here's today's Moldy Oldie
    snippet.  Listen carefully...
    
                       "The door was opened and the wind appeared,
                        The candles blew and then disappeared..."
    
    It's appropriate for tax day, I guess.  Stay tuned to radio WANQ where
    we'll be right back with Fats Domino, The Big Bopper, Chubby Checker,
    Fats Waller, Mr. Big, and Slim Whitman, right after this word from
    Ultra Slim Fast...
    
    
    Dickstah
    
26.878COBRA::BRYDIEThat's when I reach for my revolverWed Apr 15 1992 12:513
    
     That looks like "Don't Fear The Reaper" by Blue Oyster Cult but I
    think those lyrics are a little off.
26.879Do I get half credit?SHARE::DERRYMatt 'Cy' YoungWed Apr 15 1992 12:531
    ???? by Blue Oyster Cult...
26.880Apropos for tax day too...SASE::SZABOWewease Bawabbas!Wed Apr 15 1992 13:363
    Happiness Is A Warm Gun, by the Beatles...
    
    
26.881MCIS1::DHAMELTreated like a king. Rodney KingWed Apr 15 1992 14:197
    
    You got it again, Tommy.  I got the lyric as quoted by Stephen King
    in the front of The Stand that I'm currently re-reading.  If he got
    it wrong, then I guess I did too.
    
    Dickstah
    
26.882MCIS1::DHAMELTreated like a king. Rodney KingThu Apr 16 1992 13:2727
    
    Today's Moldy Oldie is a two-banger for the upper echelon.  Remember
    when every song began "C'mon everybody, let's do the [insert name of
    some dance that someone would like to have 'sweep the nation' as they
    say in order to capitalize on the hula-hoop mentality of the depraved
    youth of our nation]?  And then no song was complete without spitting
    out a litany of those stupid dances in order to sound hip and in tune
    with what was new.  Myself, I think the greatest dance since the Hopi
    Rain Dance and the Minuet has been the Hokey-Pokey, and is unlikely to
    be topped in our lifetimes.
    
    So, these are two different songs by two different artists.  Name 'em:
    
       "We'll do the twist, the stomp, the mashed potatoes, too..."
    
                                  and
    
       "They're doin' the twist, the stomp, the mashed potatoes, too..."
    
    
    We'll be right back with Paul Revere and the Raiders, Damn Yankees,
    The Eagles,They May Be Giants, Night Ranger, Carol King, James Brown,
    and the Royal Guardsmen, right after this word from Sports Illustrated.
    
    
    Dickstah
    
26.8837389::FARLEYSon,you can make hundreds o'dollars...Thu Apr 16 1992 13:519
    
    #1 - Chris Montana - "C'mon let's dance"
    
    #2 - I see the party lights (or just Party Lights) - some 1 hit female
    
    I remain,
    a quick draw, shooting blanks!
    Kev
    
26.884SHALOT::MEDVIDNew Dream Date LogThu Apr 16 1992 14:076
    
    It's "They Might Be Giants", not "May".  Do I get any extra credit for
    catching the WANQman in an error?
    
    	--dan'l
    
26.885DCOPST::POOLQ::BRAKEThu Apr 16 1992 14:386
    "Party Lights" was done by Marcie Blaine, no?
    
    Chris Montez is corectemundo for the first lyric.
    
    Rich
    
26.886MCIS1::DHAMELTreated like a king. Rodney KingThu Apr 16 1992 15:4817
    
    I'm stumped on the "Party Lights" lady m'self.  Claudine Clark or 
    something like that?  I'll have to check with Tommy.
    
    Marcie Blaine?  Hmmmm....did she do "Bobby's Girl" and "Navy Blue" or
    some other such rhino retch?
    
    My kids had me listen to a tape of "They perhaps/could be/might be/may
    be/whatever/ Giants."  It's not rap, and yet it is basically tuneless.
    It's too simple to be thoughtful.  It's not pop, rock, or metal since
    there are few instruments.  It's more folky sounding, with bizarre new
    wave lyrics.  It's certainly, uh, well, different.  What more can
    somebody tell me about this group?  I can best describe it as "David
    Byrne does Sesame Street."
    
    Dickstah
    
26.887"Everyone wants prosthetic foreheads for their real heads"SHALOT::MEDVIDNew Dream Date LogThu Apr 16 1992 16:1917
    They Might Be Giants, a two-man group from England taking their name
    from one of the biggest B-movies of all time, has some of the most
    creative tunes in the music biz today.  Mostly social sarcasm, every
    verse is a gem.  They had a big hit a few years ago on the progressive
    charts with "Don't Let's Start."  It was not exemplary of their style
    or lyrical talent, but it got them known.

    They really haven't put out a bad album to date because their wit keeps
    similar-sounding songs from getting old.  These are songs you can
    listen to over and over again and pick up new meanings and laughs.  If
    you make it through a They Might Be Giants album, paying attention to
    the lyrics, without laughing once, you are a lost cause.

    One of my favorites is called 'Istanbul or Constantinople' about the
    naming of the Turkish city, sung to the tune of 'Puttin' on the Ritz.'

    	--dan'l
26.888that one?HBAHBA::HAASMental ModelThu Apr 16 1992 16:294
"Instanbul was Constantinople"
"Now it's Instanbul, not Constantinople"

TTom
26.889Yeah, that oneSHALOT::MEDVIDNew Dream Date LogThu Apr 16 1992 16:301
    
26.890DCOPST::POOLQ::BRAKEThu Apr 16 1992 17:2333
    Dicksta, you got it, "Party Lights" was done by Claudine Clark. I knew
    Marcie Blaine (Bobby's Girl) wasn't right but couldn't thank of CC's
    name.
    
    So the Rock-O-La machine plays on and asks for some ID, man, on some of
    the following stacks of wax.
    
    	"Oh Baby, meet me on South St
    	 Oh yeah, Hurry on Down"
    
    
    	""We Got a New Dance and It goes like this
    	Papa Shoo Wa Papa shoo wa"
    
    
    	"Mashed Potatoes started long time ago
    	 With a guy named Foot-Stompin' Joe"
    
    
    	"Cause Just Because he doesn't do
     	 What everybody else does
    	 That's no reason for me
    	 To not give him all my love"
    
    	"I Had to much to dream last night
    	 Too much to dream
    	 I'm not ready to face the light.."
    
    No back to the soothing tunes of Dicksta and his waddle through the
    plattahs that mattah.
    
    Rich
    
26.891IAMOK::WASKOMGoofy's MomThu Apr 16 1992 17:318
    Intanbul mumble Constantinople was "They Might Be Giants"? !!  I may
    die of shock.  Not only do I know the song -- I liked it!  Except, was
    the pop cover of that Billy Joel or someone?
    
    This may be a history-making event here.  A&W recognizes something
    recorded within the last, ummmm, 5 or 6 years.  :-)
    
    A&W
26.892Hmmmm7389::FARLEYSon,you can make hundreds o'dollars...Thu Apr 16 1992 17:3115
    
    #1	South Street - Orlons
    
    #2 ?
    
    #3 Mashed Potatoes - Dee Dee Sharp
    
    #4 He's a rebel - Chiffons
    
    #5 I dunno
    
    I remain
    3/5th's right
    Kev
    
26.893They Might Be GiantsSALES::THILLThu Apr 16 1992 17:3313
    My wife absolutely *HATES* the song "Anna Ing" by TMBG. Something about
    the '64 World's Fair an the bench being still warm - who had been there?
    
    They Might Be Giants definitely do some catchy songs. What's that one 
    about the mythical guy whose job it is to look over ships at night? The 
    line goes something to the effect of if that were his job he'd be fired, 
    and there would be shipwrecks and hear Jason and countless screaming 
    Argonaouts (and he wasn't referring to the CFL team...)
    
    Of course there's "The Statue Got Me High" that was mentioned a few
    days ago in here... 
    
    Tom
26.894Kev - Yup, U 3/5 RiteDCOPST::POOLQ::BRAKEThu Apr 16 1992 17:361
    
26.8957389::FARLEYSon,you can make hundreds o'dollars...Thu Apr 16 1992 17:428
    achillay,
     
    just a nit but I got 100% (of the ones I answered)!
    
    3-3
    
    ;*)
    
26.896MONGUS::BRYDIEThat's when I reach for my revolverThu Apr 16 1992 17:514
    
    #2 is "The Peppermint Twist" by Joey Dee
    
    
26.897nobody's business but the TurksJARETH::YANKOWSKASPaul YankowskasThu Apr 16 1992 17:577
    re "Istanbul not Constantinople":
    
    The original version of that tune was done back in the 50s(?), by the
    Four Lads.  My parents still have the 45 of that version...
    
    
    py
26.898MCIS1::DHAMELTreated like a king. Rodney KingThu Apr 16 1992 17:577
    
    I'd venture to say that the tune "Istanbul or Constantinople" has been
    around for *at least* 50 years, possibly closer to 70.  Puttin on the
    Ritz is another tune altogether, and probably also from the 20's era.
    
    Dickstah
    
26.899Can't remember which offhandFSOA::JHENDRYJohn Hendry, DTN 297-2623Thu Apr 16 1992 18:073
    Puttin on the Ritz is an old Cole Porter or Irving Berlin tune.
    
    John
26.900I got one!KEPNUT::DIGGINSHELP! I'm having hockey withdrawl!Thu Apr 16 1992 18:415
    
    #5 is the Electric Prunes, "Too much to dream"
    
    
    Steve
26.901exDCOPST::POOLQ::BRAKEThu Apr 16 1992 18:416
  re <<< Note 26.896 by MONGUS::BRYDIE "That's when I reach for my revolver" >>>

    
   >> #2 is "The Peppermint Twist" by Joey Dee
    
     Partial Answer..............
26.902DCOPST::POOLQ::BRAKEThu Apr 16 1992 18:5510
    Steve Diggins gets a case of SunKist Laxatives for correctly picking
    da Prunes.
    
    Kev gets an autographed picture of Phil Specter.
    
    Still waiting for the entire name of the people who did the Peppermint
    Twist.
    
    Rich
    
26.903Joey Dee and the StarlightersFSOA::JHENDRYJohn Hendry, DTN 297-2623Thu Apr 16 1992 19:091
    
26.904ROYALT::ASHEThought I lobster, but now I flounder...Thu Apr 16 1992 19:434
    I thought TMBG were local, like Lincoln-Sudbury HS...
    they did "Istanbul..." a couple of years a go.  Did they do
    "Punk Rock Girl" too?
    
26.905The Man is AstoundingDCOPST::POOLQ::BRAKEThu Apr 16 1992 20:011
    Joey Dee and Starlighters is correctemundo, Ninj.
26.906well, maybe a Flame-Spittin Dragster, but....SALES::THILLThu Apr 16 1992 20:2610
    re .904
    Naw, "Punk Rock Girl" was by a Philly band, the Dead Milkmen. Their 
    biggest other hit was "You'll Dance to Anything" but they also had a 
    few gems like "Surfing Cow" and "Nobody Ever Said 'Let's Do Lunch' to 
    a Nitro-Burning FunnyCar" -- Priceless 
    
    Yeah, there IS a band from Lincoln or someplace like that....Could it
    be the Throwing Muses?
    
    Tom
26.907MONGUS::BRYDIEThat's when I reach for my revolverThu Apr 16 1992 20:283
    
    I Think Throwing Muses is right. Back to the Dead Milkmen, gotta love
    their campy style. Favorite tune is  'Bitchin' Camaro'.
26.908IAMOK::WASKOMGoofy's MomThu Apr 16 1992 20:303
    "Puttin' on the Ritz" is Cole Porter, Ninj.  :-)
    
    A&W
26.909When you're blue ...SHALOT::HUNTHappy Happy, Joy JoyThu Apr 16 1992 20:313
 Nobody does "Puttin' On The Ritz" better than Gene Wilder and Peter Boyle.
 
 Bob Hunt
26.910ROYALT::ASHENoone understands him but his woman...Thu Apr 16 1992 21:248
    Taco did a great job on "Puttin' On the Ritz"...
    
    I have to see what I put on my "Double Shot" tape with "Istanbul.."
    then.  I wasn't sure if Dead Milkmen did "Punk Rock Girl" or not,
    but it makes sense if they talked about going to Zipperheads.
    
    Maybe I was thinking of Don't (Let's start)...
    
26.911RANGER::LEFEBVRELet's eat sushi and not payFri Apr 17 1992 01:4710
    Dan'l, -10 points for getting TMBG wrong.  They are from the Rt.
    128/Greater Boston area.
    
    "Bitchin' Camaro" is way cool, especially the intro.
    
    I listened to the Repo Man soundtrack on the way in today...Some great
    stuff.."Hombre Secreto", "When the Shit Hits the Fan", "I'm a Bad Man",
    Institutionalized" and a hos of others.
    
    Mark.
26.912SALEM::TIMMONSWhere's Waldo?Fri Apr 17 1992 11:154
    "Well, I called my congressman and he said (quote)
    "I'd like to help you son, but you're too young to vote" "
    
    Ole lEe
26.913AXIS::ROBICHAUDYouDownWithOTB?Fri Apr 17 1992 11:514
    	Hey Lee, I called my congressman and he said he would write
    me a check.
    
    				/Don
26.914SCHOOL::RIEUSupport DCU Petition CandidatesFri Apr 17 1992 11:582
       He made the list /Don so watch it!
                                 Denny
26.915An easy one!CUBIC7::DIGGINSHELP! I'm having hockey withdrawl!Fri Apr 17 1992 11:587
LeE, that;s "Summertime Blues" done by Blue Cheer, The Who, and Bobby
Cochran did the original I believe.



Steve
26.916:-)IAMOK::WASKOMGoofy's MomFri Apr 17 1992 12:568
    dan'l ---
    
    Have you snuck up here to the 3M area without warning us?
    
    We got snow on the ground!!
    
    A&W
    
26.917No Snow Down LowSHALOT::MEDVIDNew Dream Date LogFri Apr 17 1992 13:1811
    No, I'm in Charlotte where the high will be in the mid-80's and the
    Charlotte Knights (pronounced Kuniggits -- see Python, Monty) are
    readying for their home opener tonight.
    
    RE: TMBG
    
    Saw them in Charlotte a few years back and could have sworn they were
    speaking with a British accent.  Of course, these guys are so nuts,
    maybe they just think they're Brits.
    
    	--dan'l
26.918MCIS1::DHAMELTreated like a king. Rodney KingFri Apr 17 1992 13:2334
    
    Bert Bacharach made a name for hisself writing songs for the movies.
    The following is, I believe, his first.  Forget the artist, since it
    is probably just a studio band, but give yourself megapoints if you 
    know the name.  I don't think this ever made top 10 either, but I think
    a lot of you can figure this one out:
    
                     "It creeps, and leaps,
                      And glides and slides across the floor,
                      Right through the door,
                      And all around the walls..."
    
    Radio WANQ will be shut down next monday for investigation by the FCC.
    
    Tuesday, yours truly will be in court (seriously) doing his first stint
    at Jury duty.  If it's anything like THE TRIAL it should be a lot of
    chuckles.  Therefore I will not be in on Tuesday to defend myself
    against anything said about me concerning the Pat's Day get-together.
    DO NOT BELIEVE ANYTHING YOU READ ABOUT ME IN HERE ON TUESDAY UNTIL YOU
    HAVE THE CHANCE TO HEAR THE (CORRECT) OTHER SIDE OF THE STORY FROM ME.
    Not that I think anybody would dirty my spotless reputation or
    anything...
    
    Ya know why radio announcers have small hands???
    
             Answer:  Wee paws for station identification!  HAHAHAHAHAHA
    
    We'll be right back with Sam Cooke, David Byrne, Smokey Robinson, The
    Call, Firehouse, The Alarm, and Earth, Wind, and Fire, right after this
    word from First Alert smoke detectors.
    
    
    Dickstah
    
26.919SALEM::TIMMONSWhere's Waldo?Fri Apr 17 1992 15:093
    Good, Digger, except it was Eddie Cochran.
    
    lEe
26.9207389::FARLEYSon,you can make hundreds o'dollars...Fri Apr 17 1992 15:5511
    
    "Good, Digger, except it was Eddie Cochran"
           ^^^^^^
    	     |______
    	
    	Damm, who told the goat_dog my password?
    
    ;^)
    
    Kev
    
26.921RUGBY1::waySchmiede, mein Hammer, ein hartes SchwertFri Apr 17 1992 15:5924
Jake, 

Don't worry about being thin.  Just worry about being solid.  That when,
when you hit those little guys, they don't get up....8^)


Other stuff:

	Theme from Shaft...  Too cool.

	
	Horn Sections that were great:   Phenix horn from EW&F
					 Chicago's Horns
					 Blood Sweat and Tears Horns
					 Tower of Power Horns....

					 The Horn Section behind the Blues
					 Brothers for "Briefcase Full of Blues"
					 (Tom Scott, Tom Malone, Lou Marini,
					  Alan Rubin)



'Saw
26.922CTHQ3::LEARYSix, two, and even.Fri Apr 17 1992 16:235
    Hey Dickstah,
    Steal dat from the Slinky commercials??
    
    MikeL
    
26.923I'm not dog..woofCUBIC7::DIGGINSHELP! I'm having hockey withdrawl!Fri Apr 17 1992 17:039
Hey Farley! Keep your steenkin dog out of my bidness, else I'll
skew em' up and sell him down at Fenway! 8^)

LEe, your right it was Eddie not Bobby, but hey I can't remeber back
that far! 


Digger_not _Kev's_dog_but_a_real_live_human_type_person
26.924MCIS1::DHAMELTreated like a king. Rodney KingFri Apr 17 1992 17:346
    
    Time for a hint:  The song is the title song of a movie with a young
    Steve McQueen as a teenager.
    
    Dickstah
    
26.925MONGUS::BRYDIEThat's when I reach for my revolverFri Apr 17 1992 17:352
    
     I'm surprised no one guessed 'The Blob' right off the bat.
26.926MCIS1::DHAMELTreated like a king. Rodney KingFri Apr 17 1992 18:105
    
    >     I'm surprised no one guessed 'The Blob' right off the bat.
    
    Me too.
    
26.927CTHQ3::LEARYSix, two, and even.Fri Apr 17 1992 18:124
    Hey wait a minute. Didn't the Blob Slink! Don't I win??
    
    MikeL
    
26.928MCIS1::DHAMELTreated like a king. Rodney KingFri Apr 17 1992 18:359
    
    Blobs don't slink; they move in a smooth, fluid, poetic fashion. I saw
    one once while eating a mushroom and jelly sandwich.
    
    Now the H-man, a green Japanese slime creature, he was a slinker, and 
    slank with the best of 'em until he was all slunk out.
    
    Dickstah
    
26.929MCIS1::DHAMELTreated like a king. Rodney KingWed Apr 22 1992 15:0132
    
    Pirate radio WANQ is back on, but first I have to tell you a story
    about how dumb I am concerning yesterday's Jury Duty stint.  Seems
    I missed my scheduled appearance by a week.
    
    When I got the notice back around the first week of January, I took
    out my pocket calandar and determined that Apr 14 must be the day
    after Patriots Day.  So, when I got a real appointment calandar about
    two weeks later, I simply flipped to April, and pencilled in "Jury
    Duty" in the square after Patriots Day, which as we all know is April
    21st.  When I gathered the paperwork yesterday morning to report to
    the courthouse, I noticed the Date of Apr 14, and a few other words
    referencing stuff like "Default", "Subject to arrest", and "Maximum
    $2,000 fine."  I pictured LAPD-type dudes breaking my ankles in the
    driveway while Johnny Cash tunes swam through my head.
    
    But a simple phone call determined that I was entitled to one post-
    ponement, which I took by default, and I am now rescheduled for May.
    I's a free law-abiding main after all.
    
    So, to the tune:
    
                 "I used to wake the morning,
                  Get my breakfast in bed..."
    
    We'll be right back with records by The Police, The Outlaws, Public
    Enemy, The Searchers, and Warrant, right after these words from your
    local Patrolman's Association..."
    
    
    Dickstah
    
26.930L'il Green Apples by ?CTHQ3::LEARYSix, two, and even.Wed Apr 22 1992 15:101
    
26.931"The Winner is...."JUPITR::LCLARKWed Apr 22 1992 15:185
    
    
    
    O.C. SMITH
    
26.932SHALOT::MEDVIDanother who has maddening viewsWed Apr 22 1992 16:036
    Guess that means you took a illegal holiday, eh Dickstah?
    
    Bobby Goldsboro did "Little Green Apples" but I don't know if that's
    the answer.
    
    	--dan'l
26.933FUTURE::JST_ONGEJohn St.Onge USDSL DTN 275-2715Wed Apr 22 1992 16:063
    Both OC Smith and Roger Miller did "Little Green Apples".
    
    John
26.934AXIS::ROBICHAUDDeanSmith,PaulWesthead,BobKnightWed Apr 22 1992 16:122
    	Rolling Stones "Because I used to lover her, but it's all over
    now"?
26.935And it don't rain in Indianapolis...ROYALT::ASHEShe done knocked me down once...Wed Apr 22 1992 17:011
    Definitely O.C. Smith..
26.936??CTHQ3::LEARYSix, two, and even.Wed Apr 22 1992 17:343
    On second thought, I believe the Slasher is right. Somehow, the Stones
    fit better. Words are real close in both. Wot's the verdict, Dickstah?
    
26.937MCIS1::DHAMELTreated like a king. Rodney KingWed Apr 22 1992 17:4015
    
    Slashah is da winnah for having the title somewhere in his reply for
    the Stones song "I used to kiss her on the lips, but it's all over
    now". 
    
     "I used to wake the morning, get my breakfast in bed.  When I
    got worried she'd ease my frikken head." (slightly altered version)
    
    Huge congrats, Slash, and your prize of 36 outdated Red Sox tickets
    is on the way.  They're in mint condition and are sure to be a
    treasured collectors item.
    
    
    Dickstah
    
26.938MCIS1::DHAMELTreated like a king. Rodney KingWed Apr 22 1992 17:5616
    
    Little Green Apples (now there's another one that should have been
    brought to you by Koepectate) went something like
    
                  "Oh, I wake up in the morning with my hair down in
                      my eyes and she says 'Hi'
                   And I stumble to the breakfast table while the
                      kids are goin' off to school, 'Goodbye' "
                   And she reaches over and takes my [mumble]
                      and says 'How you feelin', hon?"
    
    Sounds like a guy with a mean hangover, and his first question to the
    woman is "Who are you?
    
    Dickstah
    
26.939Basaball bean berry berry good to meCELTIK::JACOBA Plotcher, hard luck Your LordshipThu Apr 23 1992 02:109
    
    What is the record for most home runs in the month of April by one
    person????
    
    Three people hold the record, name the first one to hit <n> home runs
    and then the other 2.
    
    JaKe
    
26.940Willie Mays, Kevin Mitchell, Jose Canseco? Or was that June?PLUGH::NEEDLEMoney talks. Mine says &quot;Good-Bye!&quot;Thu Apr 23 1992 03:100
26.941CELTIK::JACOBA Plotcher, hard luck Your LordshipThu Apr 23 1992 03:554
    Must be June Jeff, none of them are correct.
    
    JaKe
    
26.942a start??ACESMK::FRANCUSMets in '92Thu Apr 23 1992 04:475
    I'm pretty sure Hank Aaron is one of the April guys. Someone else did
    it within the last few years.
    
    The Crazy Met
    
26.943MIMS::ROLLINS_RThu Apr 23 1992 12:121
	I think Dale Murphy was the last guy to hit 12 HR's in April.
26.944MCIS1::DHAMELTreated like a king. Rodney KingThu Apr 23 1992 12:5513
    
    Here's today's blast from the past:
    
                "You know I saw her for the very first time;
                 A pretty little girl standing all alone.
                 I said 'Hey, pretty baby, can I take you home...'"
    
    Think about that one, and we'll be right back with The Highwaymen,
    Journey, Traffic, and The Travelling Willburies, right after this
    message from Greyhound.
    
    Dickstah
    
26.945LUNER::BROOKSHere's a story/Of a babe named Brady ...Thu Apr 23 1992 13:143
    My guess :
    
    Ron Cey, Mike Schmidt, and George Foster ?
26.946AXIS::ROBICHAUDWilt = Kielbasa QueenThu Apr 23 1992 13:534
    	Dickstah, that's "My Baby Does The Hanky Panky" by Tommy James.
    	Otto Velez for most home runs in the month of April.  8^)
    
    				/Don
26.947ROYALT::ASHEThu Apr 23 1992 14:272
    I thought that was "My baby does it with the Yankees..."
    
26.948SHALOT::HUNTHappy Happy, Joy JoyThu Apr 23 1992 14:364
 Frank Howard (Wash Senators) is one of the guys who has the record for
 most April dingers.
 
 Bob Hunt
26.949SA1794::GUSICJReferees whistle while they work..Thu Apr 23 1992 16:357
    
    	I thought Willie Stargell also hit 12 in the month of April once
    upon a time.
    
    
    								bill..g.
    
26.950MONGUS::BRYDIEThat's when I reach for my revolverThu Apr 23 1992 17:232
    
     Didn't Pedro Guerero make a run at the April HR record ?
26.951CELTIK::JACOBA Plotcher, hard luck Your LordshipThu Apr 23 1992 19:416
    Willie Stargell was the first to hit 11 hrs in April.  Since he did it,
    only two others have matched that total and they are craig Nettles and
    Mike Schmidt.
    
    JaKe
    
26.952I knewthat7389::FARLEYSon,you can make hundreds o'dollars...Fri Apr 24 1992 02:021
    
26.953ROYALT::ASHEI said don't look Ethel...Fri Apr 24 1992 04:238
    For more "mature" tastes... Walt suggests...
    
    Tunes:  Basia and Enya...
    TV:  I'll fly away, Quantum Leap, Brooklyn Bridge...
    Flicks: City of Joy...
    
    This comes from Mom, who's still pretty hip and wonders about 
    Michael Jackson and other things....
26.954Just curious.. Dont follow much Baasball (Untill september)POPE::CBULLS::MBROOKSFri Apr 24 1992 11:484
    Is someone coming close to hitting 11Homers this year... Just
    curious if thats what all this is about... Who is it (if so).
    
    							MaB
26.955MCIS1::DHAMELTreated like a king. Rodney KingFri Apr 24 1992 14:5614
    
    G'mornin' folks.  Short and sweet it it:
    
                  "...She's just got to have a half-million famed
                      autographs.
                      Her wallet's loaded with pictures--collects
                        them one by one..."
    
    We'll return with Bread, Hot tuna, Meatloaf, and the Red Hot Chili
    Peppers, right after this message from D'Angelos Sub Shop...
    
    
    Dickstah
    
26.956MONGUS::BRYDIEThat's when I reach for my revolverFri Apr 24 1992 15:232
    
     "Sweet Little Sixteen" by Chuck "Don't Call Me Marion" Berry
26.957A's SluggerJUNCO::GARRYboston red sox in 92Fri Apr 24 1992 23:287
    re. .954 CBULL::BROOKS
    
    Mark Mcguire has 8 homers thru thursday,with 6 games left in april and
    him being a streak hitter theres a good chance he'll break that
    record.
    
    Tom
26.958MCIS1::DHAMELWear red socks for fewer runsMon Apr 27 1992 12:4718
    
    I don't know what it's like out there in the outer reaches of radio
    land, but here in this corner of the world I'm getting pretty sick
    of grey skies, rain, mist, and cold temps.  Are we going for Noah's
    record or what?  Aaaaaa....patience my butt...
    
    Speaking of patience, how 'bout this song which advises:
    
                "Just sit tight, and leave on your light
                 'Cause I'm coming home to your arms..."
    
    We'll be back shortly with Johnny Cash, Eddie Money, Buck Owens, Johnny
    Paycheck, and Dire Straits, right after this word from the Digital
    Credit Union....
    
    
    Dickstah
    
26.959ACESMK::FRANCUSMets in '92Mon Apr 27 1992 13:535
    Yo Dikstah, I been hummin that tune half this morning and can't get the
    main name for the song, ouch!!
    
    The Crazy Met
    
26.960RANGER::LEFEBVREPCs 'R UsTue May 05 1992 16:349
    
    Baseball trivia:
    
    Q: What is the maximum number of pitches a batter can face during an At
       Bat without making contact with the ball?
    
    I'll reply with the correct answer tomorrow.
    
    Mark.
26.961CAMONE::WAYAt 6', 245, from Parts UnknownTue May 05 1992 17:151
Six.
26.962ACESMK::FRANCUSMets in '92Tue May 05 1992 17:196
    Just a gues that if the anwer were 6 the question would not have been
    asked.There might be some interfernce type rule that could come into
    play or somethin like that.
    
    The Crazy Met
    
26.9636FRETZ::HEISERask meTue May 05 1992 17:201
    
26.964CAMONE::WAYAt 6', 245, from Parts UnknownTue May 05 1992 17:2525
>    Just a gues that if the anwer were 6 the question would not have been
>    asked.There might be some interfernce type rule that could come into
>    play or somethin like that.
    
Yeah, but if there is catcher's interference, doesn't the batter get
first base?


Count goes to 3-2.  If any of the next things happen, the batter
gets first base:

		- HBP
		- Dropped Third
		- Ball Four


If you wanna use the trick angle of a batter facing five pitches in
one inning, and then having a runner caught stealing for the 3rd
out, I don't believe the batter is charged with an AB, so pitches
the next inning don't count.


'Saw
    

26.965One other way to get to first without a hitCAMONE::MAZURIt ain't the meat, it's the lotion.Tue May 05 1992 17:539
>Count goes to 3-2.  If any of the next things happen, the batter
>gets first base:
>
>		- HBP
>		- Dropped Third
>		- Ball Four
    
    You forgot Balk.
    
26.966CAMONE::WAYAt 6', 245, from Parts UnknownTue May 05 1992 18:1621
>                -< One other way to get to first without a hit >-
>
>>Count goes to 3-2.  If any of the next things happen, the batter
>>gets first base:
>>
>>		- HBP
>>		- Dropped Third
>>		- Ball Four
>    
>    You forgot Balk.


No.  You are not awarded first on a balk.  Runners advance, but the
batter stays put.

Besides, with a balk a pitch is not delivered, so it wouldn't count
towards the pitch count.....


'Saw    

26.967SHALOT::MEDVIDWho's got segmented eyes?Tue May 05 1992 18:3513
    RE: being awarded first base
    
    That's not the question.  The question is:
    
    Q: What is the maximum number of pitches a batter can face during an At
       Bat without making contact with the ball?
    
    I can only come up with six myself.  If the count goes 3-2 and the
    batter does not make contact with the next pitch, he either strikes out
    or walks.  If it is a trick question, it's gotta be something before
    the count goes full.
    
    	--dan'l
26.968JARETH::YANKOWSKASPaul YankowskasTue May 05 1992 18:459
    The answer is 11.
    
    Batter takes four pitches to go to a 2-2 count.  As he takes the fifth
    pitch for ball three, a baserunner gets thrown out stealing for the
    third out.   Same batter gets up to start the next inning with a clean
    slate, and takes six pitches.
    
    
    py
26.969CAMONE::WAYAt 6', 245, from Parts UnknownTue May 05 1992 19:0515
>    The answer is 11.
>    
>    Batter takes four pitches to go to a 2-2 count.  As he takes the fifth
>    pitch for ball three, a baserunner gets thrown out stealing for the
>    third out.   Same batter gets up to start the next inning with a clean
>    slate, and takes six pitches.
    
Yeah, but Paul,  I thought that he was not charged with an at-bat for
the previous inning, and his pitches were "nullified".

'Course, I'm probably wrong.  8^)


'Saw

26.970MCIS2::DHAMELL.A. Woman, Light My FireTue May 05 1992 19:0615
    
    Yabbut the inning where the runner is thrown out, the batter doesn't
    get an "at bat", no?, and didn't the question ask about an "at bat"?
    
    Like if the catcher calls time, it's granted by the home plate ump,
    the pitcher doesn't hear it, delivers the ball, the batter hits it
    for a single, the batter doesn't get credit for a hit, nor does the
    pitcher get his no-hitter broken up, which I forgot to mention that he
    had going for 6 and 2/3 innings but might have not been credited for
    anyway because the pitcher was Matt Young and he was losing the game on
    the road and didn't have to pitch in the bottom of the ninth.  Now *my*
    question is, what is a "beer frame", and who's supposed to buy?
    
    Dickstah
    
26.971CAMONE::WAYAt 6', 245, from Parts UnknownTue May 05 1992 19:1510
    Dickstah,


	Just come up with some song lyrics, and stick to dah music
	stuff because now you've got ME really CONFUSED!


'Saw
    

26.972MCIS2::DHAMELL.A. Woman, Light My FireTue May 05 1992 19:3613
    
    >	Just come up with some song lyrics, and stick to dah music
    >   stuff because now you've got ME really CONFUSED!
    
    Does this mean the FCC (Fascist Censorship Council) is giving me back
    my broadcast license????  OH, happy happy joy joy!!!
    
    This bar sipped when they removed the juke box, television, and live
    entertainment.
    
    
    Dickstah
    
26.973CAMONE::WAYAt 6', 245, from Parts UnknownTue May 05 1992 20:1011
Yes.

The FCC is putting the juke box and stereo back in the bar.  WE only
ask that no one broadcast any disparagin remarks about people, groups
etc.  And that decorum be used....


Go to Mr DJ...


'Saw
26.974"7"RAVEN1::OGLESBYBlue HeavenTue May 05 1992 22:521
    
26.975RANGER::LEFEBVREPCs 'R UsWed May 06 1992 02:155
    11. 
    
    Paul Yankowskas is correct.
    
    Mark.
26.976USCTR2::NAHEARNWed May 06 1992 13:3110
    'Saw,
    
    A batter can be awarded first base on a balk....if'n there is no
    runners on base.  A balk with no one on is penalized by calling a
    'ball'.  Therefore, no one on, 3&0 count....pitcher balks...BALL FOUR!!
    
    
    Hal Tried Hitting,
    
    Nelly
26.977CAMONE::WAYAt 6', 245, from Parts UnknownWed May 06 1992 13:5711
>    A batter can be awarded first base on a balk....if'n there is no
>    runners on base.  A balk with no one on is penalized by calling a
>    'ball'.  Therefore, no one on, 3&0 count....pitcher balks...BALL FOUR!!


Whoa Nelly!  (as one of our area sportscaster used to say!)

I didn't know that.  Thanks for enlightening me.


'Saw
26.978RANGER::LEFEBVREPCs 'R UsWed May 06 1992 16:135
    Today's offering:
    
    "What is the Major League record for hits in a game?"
    
    Mark.
26.979ACESMK::FRANCUSMets in '92Wed May 06 1992 16:534
    If you mean by a player 7.
    
    The Crazy Met
    
26.980RANGER::LEFEBVREPCs 'R UsWed May 06 1992 16:593
    Yes, by a player.  No, it is not 7.  And yes, you must name the player.
    
    Mark.
26.981LUNER::BROOKSLA Police - Treat you like a KingWed May 06 1992 17:221
    Rennie Stennet ?
26.982ROYALT::ASHEThat's the way of the world...Wed May 06 1992 18:253
    Rennie Stennett and Cesar Gutierrez.  Gutierrez did it in an extra
    inning game.
    
26.983SA1794::GUSICJReferees whistle while they work..Wed May 06 1992 18:3214
    
    	I believe Stennett holds the record for consecutive hits over a
    period of 2 games (11 or 12).  Not sure about the most hits in one
    game.  Pirates trade young up and coming Willie Randolph to Yankees
    because of the play of Stennett...then Stennett suffers career ending
    injury to his ankle!
    
    	Is this a 9 inning game or does it include games that went extra
    innings?  Be nice to know who holds the 9 inning record and who holds
    the 'game' record.
    
    
    								bill..g.
    
26.984RANGER::LEFEBVREPCs 'R UsWed May 06 1992 18:383
    Game record, which doesn't necessarily mean 9 innings.
    
    Mark.
26.985CAMONE::WAYAt 6', 245, from Parts UnknownWed May 06 1992 19:204
Marky Mark must've got a new trivia book for his birthday....8^)


'Saw
26.9869 innings == extra inning recordACESMK::FRANCUSMets in '92Wed May 06 1992 19:526
    Stennet tied the record ina 22-0 shellacking of the Cubs. If it was not
    7-7 then he was 6-6. He then got 3-4 more hits the next night to als
    tie or surpass the record for consecutive hits in more than one game.
    
    The Crazy Met
    
26.987CELTIK::JACOBA Plotcher, Hard Luck your LordshipWed May 06 1992 19:5910
    Stennett did indeed go 7 fer 7 in that game.
    
    He then proceeded within the nexted year to break his leg and was never
    the same again.
    
    He tried to make a comeback with the Bucs a year or two ago, but was
    unsuccessful.
    
    JaKe
    
26.988Marky mark *this* SawRANGER::LEFEBVREPCs 'R UsThu May 07 1992 15:3912
    Correct answer is 9.  The legendary John Burnett of Cleveland went 9-11
    in an 18 inning game in 1932.
    
    Today's offering:
    
    Q: There have been 5 MLB players in this century (so we don't give LeE an
    unfair advantage) who have played 22 or more seasons with only one
    team.  Name them.
    
    Answer tomorrow.
    
    Mark.
26.989FDCV06::KINGSave a Whale, harpon a Jet Ski!!!!!Thu May 07 1992 15:463
    Yaz.. Boston...
    Arron Braves
    
26.990exMCIS2::DHAMELDoes the LAPD have a DH?Thu May 07 1992 15:563
    
    Kaline
    
26.991FUTURE::JST_ONGEJohn St.Onge USDSL DTN 275-2715Thu May 07 1992 15:5610
    Re: .989
    
    Aaron also played with the Brewers.
    
    Also ...
    
    Brooks Robinson with the Orioles.
    Stan Musial with Cards.
    
    John
26.992How long was Stargell with Pittsburgh?SHALOT::MEDVIDi can't lick that farThu May 07 1992 16:031
    
26.993RANGER::LEFEBVREPCs 'R UsThu May 07 1992 16:173
    Until he retired.
    
    Mark.
26.994LUNER::BROOKSLA Police - Treat you like a KingThu May 07 1992 16:188
    22+ years with one team ? Wow ...
    
    Ty Cobb - Detroit 
    Ted Williams - Boston
    Yaz - Boston
    Pops Stargell - Pirates
    Hank Aaron - Braves
    
26.995LUNER::BROOKSLA Police - Treat you like a KingThu May 07 1992 16:202
    ... and I'd like to add Musial to the list instead of Williams (I guess
    service time wouldn't count) ...
26.996SALEM::DODAOn the jelly donut and Pez DietThu May 07 1992 16:222
FWIW, Brett and Yount are quickly approaching 20 years with their 
teams...
26.997SA1794::GUSICJReferees whistle while they work..Thu May 07 1992 16:3611
    
    	re: Stargell
    
    	Stargell's first partial season with the Pirates was in '62 where
    he played in 10 games.  1963 was his first full season with the Pirates
    where he appeared in  108 games.  I'm not sure though when he retired.
    Seeing that the bucs won in '79 and he retired shortly thereafter, I
    doubt he played till '84.
    
    							bill..g.
    
26.998RANGER::LEFEBVREPCs 'R UsThu May 07 1992 16:408
    All but one has been answered:
    
    Correct answers so far:
    
    Yaz (23-Sox), Brooks Robinson (23-O's), Stan Musial (22-Cards)
    and Al Kaline (22-Tigers).
    
    Mark.
26.999Big TrainSALES::THILLThu May 07 1992 16:543
    How 'bout Walter Johnson?
    
    Tom
26.1000SCHOOL::RIEURead his lips...Know new taxesThu May 07 1992 17:052
       Ernie Banks? Did he play that long?
                           Denny
26.1001RANGER::LEFEBVREPCs 'R UsThu May 07 1992 17:052
    nope
    
26.1002SCHOOL::RIEURead his lips...Know new taxesThu May 07 1992 17:061
       Mel Ott?
26.1003MCIS2::DHAMELDoes the LAPD have a DH?Thu May 07 1992 17:072
    
    Stan Papi?
26.1004CNTROL::CHILDSCities crumble, George does nothingThu May 07 1992 17:082
 Cy "Clemens" Young???
26.1005ROYALT::ASHEThat's the way of the world...Thu May 07 1992 17:122
    Lou Gehrig?
    
26.1006ROCK::GRONOWSKIthe dream is always the same...Thu May 07 1992 17:215
    
    Gehrig is a good guess... Cy Young played for the Indians and the Red
    Sox, so that cna't be right.  Did Palmer play for 22 years?
    
    Bob Feller?  He started when he was 16 so that might be a possibility.
26.1007Phil NiekroISLNDS::REEVEThu May 07 1992 17:281
    
26.1008RANGER::LEFEBVREPCs 'R UsThu May 07 1992 17:305
    Mel Ott it is...22 years with the Giants.
    
    Q: Name the 2 Heisman Trophy winners who have been Major Leaguers.
    
    Mark.
26.1009Doug Flutie and Danny AingeSASE::SZABOThu May 07 1992 17:391
    
26.1010CAMONE::WAYI think I thought I saw you tryThu May 07 1992 17:423
>    Q: Name the 2 Heisman Trophy winners who have been Major Leaguers.
    
Bo Jackson, Ernie Davis
26.1011LUNER::BROOKSLA Police - Treat you like a KingThu May 07 1992 17:443
    Bo Jackson is an easy one ...
    
    But the 2nd ? Any hints ?
26.1012Pat Sullivan ?LUNER::BROOKSLA Police - Treat you like a KingThu May 07 1992 17:451
    
26.1013Did they have the H.T. then?CTHQ1::MCCULLOUGHLindsey's gonna HAVE a sister!!!Thu May 07 1992 18:011
Jim Torpe?
26.1014SOFBAS::BELISLEMike Belisle MRO4-3/H9 297.3324Thu May 07 1992 18:152
	Harry Agonas(sp?) ....?
26.1015relaxingHBAHBA::HAASFuture Man and the SynthAxe DrumitarThu May 07 1992 18:375
>	Harry Agonas(sp?) ....?

This would not have passed the censors lasted week, that's for sure...

TTom
26.1016Jackie JensenWKRP::LEETCHUS Messaging Practice DTN 432-7628Fri May 08 1992 20:040
26.1017RANGER::LEFEBVREPCs 'R UsMon May 11 1992 16:127
    Heisman's in MLB:  Vic Janowicz and Bo Jackson.
    
    Today's offering:
    
    Q: What pitcher has the most career HRs *as a hurler*?
    
    Mark.
26.1018Don Drysdale?AXIS::ROBICHAUDARisingTideLiftsAllYachtsMon May 11 1992 16:161
    
26.1019Rick Rhoden?SHALOT::MEDVIDi can't lick that farMon May 11 1992 16:301
    
26.1020Jim Kaat ?COBRA::BRYDIEChildren of the revolutionMon May 11 1992 16:342
    
    
26.1021FDCV07::KINGSave a Whale, harpon a Jet Ski!!!!!Mon May 11 1992 16:584
    Ken Bret?
    
    
    REK
26.1022Babe Ruth?JARETH::YANKOWSKASPaul YankowskasMon May 11 1992 16:581
    
26.1023FDCV07::KINGSave a Whale, harpon a Jet Ski!!!!!Mon May 11 1992 16:583
    Babe Ruth while he wes a pitcher?
    
    REK
26.1024RANGER::LEFEBVREPCs 'R UsMon May 11 1992 17:133
    Nope...not even close
    
    Mark.
26.1025ACESMK::FRANCUSMets in '92Mon May 11 1992 17:377
    Wes ????
    
    Argh the last name escapes me, I believe trhe record is 38 HR for a
    career.
    
    The Crazy Met
    
26.1026Earl WilsonCNTROL::CHILDSCities crumble, George does nothingMon May 11 1992 17:4110
              <<< Note 26.1025 by ACESMK::FRANCUS "Mets in '92" >>>

    Wes ????
    
    Argh the last name escapes me, I believe trhe record is 38 HR for a
    career.
    
    The Crazy Met
    

26.1027RANGER::LEFEBVREPCs 'R UsMon May 11 1992 17:521
    So close.
26.1028whatever happened to...JARETH::YANKOWSKASPaul YankowskasMon May 11 1992 17:534
    Wes Gardner? :-)
    
    
    py
26.1029CAMONE::WAYA&amp;E - the World War II channelMon May 11 1992 18:035
Wes Parker?

Fess Parker?

Festus?
26.1030SCHOOL::RIEURead his lips...Know new taxesMon May 11 1992 18:101
    Wes Unseld!
26.1031Westrum?AXIS::ROBICHAUDARisingTideLiftsAllYachtsMon May 11 1992 18:241
    
26.1032Wes FerrellCTHQ2::MCCULLOUGHLindsey's gonna HAVE a sister!!!Mon May 11 1992 18:300
26.1033RANGER::LEFEBVREPCs 'R UsMon May 11 1992 18:313
    We have a weiner.  Ferrell had 37 dingers.
    
    Mark.
26.1034FDCV07::KINGSave a Whale, harpon a Jet Ski!!!!!Mon May 11 1992 19:313
    I knew that....
    
    REK
26.1035SALEM::TIMMONSWhere's Waldo?Tue May 12 1992 15:474
    Markie, do you know how many Don Newcombe had?
    
    Lee
    
26.1036Haven't looked at the answer yet ...EARRTH::BROOKSI am the margin of error.Tue May 12 1992 15:583
    re .1017
    
    Don Newcomb or Steve Carlton ?
26.1037SASE::SZABODangerous neophyte technoweenieTue May 12 1992 16:054
I would've guessed Bob Gibson (for most homers by a pitcher).  Anyone know
how many dingers he had?  I vivdly remember his World Series homer...

Hawk
26.1038RANGER::LEFEBVREPCs 'R UsWed May 13 1992 16:266
    Today's teaser:
    
    This player has never lead his league in HRs, but has more All-Star HRs
    than anyone else.  Who is he and how many has he hit?
    
    Mark.
26.1039ROYALT::ASHEThat's the way of the world...Wed May 13 1992 16:471
    Gary Carter?
26.1040Spike OwenDL010::SZABODangerous neophyte technoweenieWed May 13 1992 17:160
26.1041Steve Garvey ?EARRTH::BROOKSI am the margin of error.Wed May 13 1992 20:381
    
26.1042RANGER::LEFEBVREPCs 'R UsWed May 13 1992 20:392
    Nope
    
26.1043SALEM::TIMMONSWhere's Waldo?Thu May 14 1992 10:421
    Lemule Watson?
26.1044CAMONE::WAYA&amp;E - the World War II channelThu May 14 1992 11:501
Sam I Am?
26.1045FDCV06::KINGSave a Whale, harpon a Jet Ski!!!!!Thu May 14 1992 13:071
    Stan Musiel
26.1046BenchISLNDS::REEVEThu May 14 1992 13:411
    
26.1047RANGER::LEFEBVREPCs 'R UsThu May 14 1992 15:449
    REK is correct, it's Stan Musial.  He failed to guess the number which
    is 6.
    
    Today's offering:
    
    Name the only team to win a World Series before winning an Opening Day
    game.
    
    Mark.
26.1048EARRTH::BROOKSI am the margin of error.Thu May 14 1992 16:121
    The Philly A's ?
26.1049MRKTNG::PERRYThu May 14 1992 16:284
    
    NY Mets?
    
    
26.1050MetsSALES::THILLThu May 14 1992 17:107
    It's got to be the Mets. they NEVER won their opener until 1970 when
    they beat the Pirates.
    
    The Mets lost the 1969 opener in the firsted game the Expos ever
    played, 11-10.
    
    Tom
26.1051RANGER::LEFEBVREPCs 'R UsThu May 14 1992 17:163
    Yup.
    
    Mark.
26.1052JARETH::YANKOWSKASPaul YankowskasFri May 15 1992 17:158
    There are two *active* major league baseball players who have had
    their numbers retired...name them.
    
    (note, this does not include Nolan Ryan whose number will be retired
    by the California Angels later this year.)
    
    
    py
26.1053FSOA::JHENDRYJohn Hendry, DTN 297-2623Fri May 15 1992 17:213
    Harold Baines by the White Sox is one of them.
    
    John
26.1054Murph?SALES::THILLFri May 15 1992 17:251
    Dale Murphy?
26.1055.1053 correct, .1054 nopeJARETH::YANKOWSKASPaul YankowskasFri May 15 1992 17:261
    
26.1056ACESMK::FRANCUSPenguins beat Rangers 4 game to 2Fri May 15 1992 17:345
    Long shot: Eddie Murray in Baltimore?
    
    Mets in '92
    The Crazy Met
    
26.1057Harold Baines and Eddie MurrayJARETH::YANKOWSKASPaul YankowskasFri May 15 1992 17:414
    The Crazy Met has the other one...
    
    
    py
26.1058EARRTH::BROOKSI am the margin of error.Fri May 15 1992 19:034
    Name the only pitcher to throw a no-hitter in his first start for a
    new team.
    
    Hint : He is an ex-Met, but he didn't do it for them.
26.1059RANGER::LEFEBVREPC's 'R UsFri May 15 1992 19:082
    Nolan Ryan for Houston?
    Z
26.1060Heard this one recently...CTHQ2::MCCULLOUGHLindsey's gonna HAVE a sister!!!Fri May 15 1992 20:021
Don Cardwell, with the Cubs around 1960.
26.1061EARRTH::BROOKSI am the margin of error.Mon May 18 1992 15:121
    You got it Bob.
26.1062JARETH::YANKOWSKASFIRST PLACE ORIOLESMon May 18 1992 16:335
    What famous radio announcer broadcast both the first and last Orioles
    games played at Memorial Stadium?
    
    
    py
26.1063MAYBE?SALEM::NELSON_DMon May 18 1992 16:351
                            Chuck Thompson?
26.1064SALES::THILLMon May 18 1992 16:391
    Ernie Harwell?
26.1065ROYALT::ASHEThat's the way of the world...Mon May 18 1992 16:411
    Yeah, I'd guess Harwell...
26.1066JARETH::YANKOWSKASFIRST PLACE ORIOLESMon May 18 1992 16:465
    Ernie Harwell it is, he was the O's original play-by-play man before
    going to the Tigers (the O's last Memorial Stadium opponent) in 1960.
    
    
    py
26.1067FSOA::JHENDRYJohn Hendry, DTN 297-2623Tue May 19 1992 12:489
    I heard a great one last night.  Name the 4 colleges who have produced
    quarterbacks who have collectively passed for over 100,000 yards in the
    NFL.  For example, all the quarterbacks from college X who have ever
    played in the NFL have passed for over 100,000 yards when there.
    
    The person who gave me this question told me no one he's told it to has
    ever gotten it in less than 6 guesses and it took me over 10 guesses.
    
    John
26.1068first guess....CTHQ2::MCCULLOUGHLindsey's gonna HAVE a sister!!!Tue May 19 1992 12:517
BYU

Notre Dame

Miami

USC
26.1069SASE::SZABODangerous neophyte technoweenieTue May 19 1992 13:0312
Alabama's (Joe Willie) gotta be one of 'em.

Whatever college Darryl Lamonica went to is another guess.

Navy (Roger Staubach)?

and

Stanford (just for the hell of it).

Hawk

26.1070FSOA::JHENDRYJohn Hendry, DTN 297-2623Tue May 19 1992 13:043
    Alabama, Notre Dame and Stanford are right.  One more to go.
    
    John
26.1071Georgia (Tarkenton, Sinkwich, et al)?NAC::G_WAUGAMANTue May 19 1992 13:081
    
26.1072I feel better than James Brown!SASE::SZABODangerous neophyte technoweenieTue May 19 1992 13:131
Awright!  2 outta 4!
26.1073Boilers? Griese, Dawson,Phipps,Hermann,etc?CTHQ1::LEARYSix, two, and even.Tue May 19 1992 13:194
    Thought Georgia also Glenn, but ah'm gonna guess Purdue or SMU??
    
    MikeL
    
26.107475 percentileCTHQ1::LEARYSix, two, and even.Tue May 19 1992 13:217
    Actually Hawk, ya had three out of four and youse didn't know it.
    Alabama, Stanford and the college Darryl Lamonica went to ( Notre
    Dame).
    
    HTH,
    MikeL
    
26.1075FSOA::JHENDRYJohn Hendry, DTN 297-2623Tue May 19 1992 13:249
    And Mike Leary gets #4.  
    
    My friend told me lots of people guess BYU or Miami but BYU QBs haven't
    really done all that well in the pros and the great Miami QBs haven't
    been in the pros long enough yet to have gotten to 100,000.  They
    probably will someday though.
    
    Ninj
    
26.1076LUNER::BROOKSI am the margin of error.Tue May 19 1992 17:432
    Who holds the record for the longest *non-scoring* pass in NFL history
    (98 yards) ?
26.1077ROYALT::ASHEI guess it pays to rehearse, dunno,dunno...Tue May 19 1992 17:472
    Greg Landry?  Darryl Lamonica?
    
26.1078Johnny USALES::THILLTue May 19 1992 18:021
    John Unitas
26.1079RAVEN1::B_ADAMSLight up the Queen City!Tue May 19 1992 18:104
    
    	Roman Gabriel
    
    B.A.
26.1080SASE::SZABODangerous neophyte technoweenieTue May 19 1992 18:253
Lessee, Doc axed the question, so the answer's gotta be his buddy Worn(tm)...

Hawk
26.1081LUNER::BROOKSI am the margin of error.Tue May 19 1992 19:062
    Nope. I'll give bonus points to the person who names the receiver who
    caught it. 
26.1082Hendry probably knows by now.LUNER::BROOKSI am the margin of error.Tue May 19 1992 19:087
    Here's a hint if you want it :
    
    
    Oh yeah ... the QB who threw the pass holds another record. It has to
    do with passing yardage for a career by a free agent.
    
    doc
26.1083USCTR1::NAHEARNTue May 19 1992 19:447
    Dave Krieg?
    
    To Steve Largent?
    
    
    
    
26.1084to LArgentFDCV06::KINGSave a Whale, harpon a Jet Ski!!!!!Tue May 19 1992 20:031
    Jim Zorne....
26.1085RANGER::LEFEBVREPC's 'R UsTue May 19 1992 20:191
    Bonus points?  Oh BOY!
26.1086EARRTH::BROOKSI am the margin of error.Tue May 19 1992 21:1017
    No ... it wasn't the Seahawks.
    
    As fo the hint, Kreig might very well have the record now, but I don't
    think so. In any case, the guy I had in mind is at least #2 on the
    list.
    
    Another hint (if you ain't main enough to solve this without it) :
    
    
    
    What wimps ! ....
    
    
    Here it goes ...
    
    Hint #2 : He wore the same number as Kreig.
     
26.1087RIPPLE::DEVLIN_JODaBronx,DaHill,PugetSound,Wilton...Tue May 19 1992 21:183
    JIm Plunkett to CLiff Branch.
    
    JD
26.1088MCIS2::DHAMELUSA Channel Surfing TeamWed May 20 1992 14:0925
    
    BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
    EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
    EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
    
    "The preceeding has been a test of the WANQ emergency broadcasting
    system.  Had this been an actual emergency, you would have heard:
    
       "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGG!!!!  RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!
        EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKK!!!!!"
    
    This concludes our test.  Now it's time to guess the Moldie Oldie of
    the day. Title and Artist guesser receives a year supply of new cherry
    PREZ candies, along with the George Bush pocket dispenser.
    
               "I'm looking for someone to change my life.
                I'm looking for a miracle in my life..."
    
    We'll return with Dr. Hook, The Spinners, Country Joe and the Fish,
    Brooke Benton, "Salmon Dave" (groan), and the Little River Band, right
    after these words from Eagle Claw brand fishing tackle....
    
    
    Dickstah
    
26.1089LUNER::BROOKSI am the margin of error.Wed May 20 1992 14:135
    re .1087
    
    That was a 99 yard scoring pass JD (vs. Washington).
    
    Hint #3 : The QB was in the NFC.
26.1090SASE::SZABODangerous neophyte technoweenieWed May 20 1992 14:205
    That's a Moody Blues song.  Don't know the name though...
    
    Hawk
    
    
26.1091sassafrassin,dagnabbin brainCTHQ1::LEARYSix, two, and even.Wed May 20 1992 14:218
    Why can't I remember the dang titles to these dang songs that rattle
    round ma dumb haid:
    And if you could see, what it's done for me" dadgum Moody Blues
    don't kinow the flippin title.
    
    Grouse Grouse , cornsarn dickstah, mumble
    MikeL
    
26.1092Question of BalanceCNTROL::CHILDSSir Psycho SexyWed May 20 1992 14:470
26.1093Why do we never get an answer?KEPNUT::DIGGINSEBFSGNCNBHPFFS!Wed May 20 1992 15:046
    
    The song title is 'Question', by one of my fave bands the Moody Blues.
    
    
    
    Steve
26.1094Mets in '92ACESMK::FRANCUSPenguins beat Rangers 4 game to 2Wed May 20 1992 15:087
    re: .1088
    
    Heeee's baaack!! Back to fun, fantasy, and relaxation.
    
    Go Bruins (at least in this round)
    The Crazy Met
    
26.1095Doug Williams to Art MonkGENRAL::WADEfill yer hands you &lt;CENSORED&gt;!!Wed May 20 1992 15:201
    
26.1096\RANGER::LEFEBVREPC's 'R UsWed May 20 1992 15:283
    Mike, A Question of Balance is the name of a Moody Blues lp.
    
    Mark.
26.1097LUNER::BROOKSI am the margin of error.Wed May 20 1992 15:292
    Good try Wade, but no .... however the QB is no longer active, nor is
    the reciever.
26.1098GENRAL::WADEfill yer hands you &lt;CENSORED&gt;!!Wed May 20 1992 15:424
    
    	Howzabout Frank Tarkenton...........to, uhm, Rashad?
    
    Claybone
26.1099make that FranGENRAL::WADEfill yer hands you &lt;CENSORED&gt;!!Wed May 20 1992 15:421
    
26.1100ROYALT::ASHEI guess it pays to rehearse, dunno,dunno...Wed May 20 1992 16:522
    Don Meredith to Bob Hayes?
    
26.1101thanks Mark...CNTROL::CHILDSSir Psycho SexyWed May 20 1992 17:040
26.1102LUNER::BROOKSI am the margin of error.Wed May 20 1992 18:393
    Somebody has it half-right .... I won't say who yet ...
    
    Last hint : They played for an NFC East team.
26.1103Homer Jones??CTHQ1::LEARYSix, two, and even.Wed May 20 1992 18:401
    
26.1104LUNER::BROOKSI am the margin of error.Wed May 20 1992 18:561
    Nope ....
26.1105ROYALT::ASHEI guess it pays to rehearse, dunno,dunno...Wed May 20 1992 18:572
    Meredith to Alworth?
    
26.1106GENRAL::WADEfill yer hands you &lt;CENSORED&gt;!!Wed May 20 1992 19:116
    
    
    	It couldn't have been Meredith to Bob Hayes could it?  NOBODY
    	woulda caught Bullet Bob.........
    
    	Claybone
26.1107both wore #17 (same as Krieg)FRETZ::HEISERjust say no to wankersWed May 20 1992 19:123
    St. Louis Cards
    
    Hart or Lomax to Green.
26.1108ROYALT::ASHEI guess it pays to rehearse, dunno,dunno...Wed May 20 1992 19:295
    Hart didn't play when Green was on offense, did he?
    Lomax wore 15 I thought...
    
    But... what about Hart to Rashad?
    
26.1109CELTIK::JACOBI &amp; I'd out!! Whatta week it was!Wed May 20 1992 19:534
    I know it's been said, but it's "The Question" by the Moody Blues.
    
    JaKe
    
26.1110MRKTNG::PERRYWed May 20 1992 20:244
    
    Billy Kilmer to Charley Taylor?
    
    
26.1111:^)RANGER::LEFEBVREPC's 'R UsWed May 20 1992 20:341
    WTFC?
26.1112LUNER::BROOKSI am the margin of error.Wed May 20 1992 20:384
    Congrats, Walt *finally* got it !
    
    Jim Hart 98 yards to NBC's own Ahamd Rashad (who might have been Bobby
    Moore then), in 1973 (?) ....
26.1113An easy one ..LUNER::BROOKSI am the margin of error.Wed May 20 1992 20:395
    Next question :
    
    Name the only pitcher with more than 3000 K's and **fewer** than 1,000 BB's.
    
    No, it isn't Nolan Ryan ... :-)
26.1114ROYALT::ASHEI guess it pays to rehearse, dunno,dunno...Wed May 20 1992 20:393
    re: Marky
    Why, cause it ain't your question?  (smiley goes here?)
    
26.1115ROYALT::ASHEI guess it pays to rehearse, dunno,dunno...Wed May 20 1992 20:391
    Seaver?
26.1116Steve Carlton?FRETZ::HEISERjust say no to wankersWed May 20 1992 20:411
    
26.1117NAC::G_WAUGAMANWed May 20 1992 20:426
    
    Ferguson Jenkins.  My main Clemens may be joining him someday, 
    though...
    
    glenn
    
26.1118RANGER::LEFEBVREPC's 'R UsWed May 20 1992 20:435
    No Walt, cuz if it requires 200 clues it ain't trivia, it's *trivial*.
    
    :^)
    
    Mark.
26.1119Jenkins - Master of the knee high/outside corner ...LUNER::BROOKSI am the margin of error.Wed May 20 1992 20:477
    That was quick Glenn.
    
    Fergie is the main. One year he walked - get this - 28 men in **317**
    innings pitched. 
    
    And he did it without getting that high strike that Mike Childs is such
    a big fan of ... 
26.1120Course he'd still probably be criticized for the walks... ;-)NAC::G_WAUGAMANWed May 20 1992 20:5910
    
    > Ferguson Jenkins.  My main Clemens may be joining him someday, 
    > though...
    
    Let me revise this.  At the rate he's going, Clemens might join Jenkins
    in the answer *for a while* (he's got the ratio), but here's hoping
    that he blows right on by to 4000 K's, >1000 BB's.
    
    glenn
    
26.1121Buffalo Heads rule!CTHQ1::LEARYSix, two, and even.Wed May 20 1992 21:053
    I'm proud of meself fer laying off the "high strike" comment in
    regards to Fergie. 8^)
    
26.1122Clemens > Fergie. Right Mike Childs ?LUNER::BROOKSI am the margin of error.Thu May 21 1992 16:381
    You might have Mike L., but wait unitl Childs reads it ....
26.1123Old news?CTHQ1::LEARYSix, two, and even.Thu May 21 1992 16:426
    Doc,
    speaking of Jenkins, did I read somewhere that he tragically lost his
    new wife and lives in Kansas someplace with their child??
    
    MikeL
    
26.1124NAC::G_WAUGAMANThu May 21 1992 16:5613
                               
    > speaking of Jenkins, did I read somewhere that he tragically lost his
    > new wife and lives in Kansas someplace with their child??
    
    Almost two years ago, right before he was voted into the Hall, after 
    injuries sustained in a car crash near their home in Oklahoma.
    
    I agree, Doc, Clemens >> Jenkins.  Jenkins was on his way to
    indisputable immortality, but he wasn't the same pitcher after 30. 
    Clemens turns 30 this year and does not appear to be looking back...
                               
    glenn
    
26.1125FSOA::JHENDRYJohn Hendry, DTN 297-2623Thu May 21 1992 16:579
    He married someone from the Oklahoma City area who I think he met while
    he was working for the Oklahoma City AAA minor league team.  He brought
    a child from his first marriage and they had a child together.  His
    wife was in an accident while driving home from work and died shortly
    after he was named to the Hall of Fame.  Jenkins was and may still be
    trying to build a cattle ranch.  This was the project he was involved
    in before his wife died.
    
    John
26.1126LUNER::BROOKSI am the margin of error.Thu May 21 1992 17:326
    Glenn, I said that to get Mike C. going. Jenkins won 284 games, and
    racked up 6 straight 20-wins seasons in a hitter's park with an
    average/mediorcre team. Then he won 25 games with sorry Rangers team.
    
    Clemens may wind up being the better of the two, but let's see Rog come
    up with another 2 or 3 20 win seasons ...
26.1127CNTROL::CHILDS&quot;I'll get briefed up on that&quot; hahahaaaThu May 21 1992 19:025
 I don't understand Doc, why should I get all riled up? You said Fergie was
 better, I agree....

 mike
26.1128LUNER::BROOKSI am the margin of error.Thu May 21 1992 20:224
    Yeah, but what about that strike zone he got Mike ? 
    
    Clemens looked like he was throwing quarters into a slot machine from
    60 feet away by comparision ....
26.1129LUNER::BROOKSI am the margin of error.Thu May 21 1992 20:242
    What did Ken Houston do in 1972 against the Chargers that will probably
    never, EVER be done again ?
26.1130wildass guessJARETH::YANKOWSKASPaul YankowskasThu May 21 1992 20:256
    re .1129:
    
    Score a TD on both defense and offense?
    
    
    py
26.1131Mike C, pay attention! ;-)NAC::G_WAUGAMANThu May 21 1992 20:2625
    
    > Jenkins won 284 games, and
    > racked up 6 straight 20-wins seasons in a hitter's park with an
    > average/mediorcre team. Then he won 25 games with sorry Rangers team.
      
    No one knows whether Clemens will have Jenkins' longevity, but just as
    a point of fact Fergie Jenkins' won-loss record did *not* suffer because
    he pitched in a hitter's park on an average team.  The opposing pitcher
    is always pitching in the very same park under the exact same conditions, 
    and the Cubs' offense of that era was one of the best in the league, with 
    Hall-of-Famers Ernie Banks, Billy Williams, and should-be HOFer Ron Santo 
    in support.  The rest of the pitching staff stunk, but that had little or 
    no effect on Jenkins.
                 
    Obviously Wrigley Field hurt Jenkins' ERA, but Fenway has hurt 
    Clemens', and even though Jenkins' greatest successes came in the 
    period of lowest offensive output in the history of the game, Clemens'
    lifetime ERA is still a good half a run per game lower than Jenkins'.
    And even though the Red Sox offense of the past few years has gone to
    sleep behind him, that kind of pitching domination has allowed Clemens
    to maintain a lifetime winning pct. of close to 70%, one of the very
    few best ever...
    
    glenn
    
26.1132CELTIK::JACOBQUAYLE is DAD of MURPHY BROWN'S KIDThu May 21 1992 20:355
    One thing, Jenkins didn't have the designated dork in the NL with the
    Cubs to help him pitch longer in the game.
    
    JaKe
    
26.1133And pitching longer means more wins, more losses...NAC::G_WAUGAMANThu May 21 1992 20:378
    
    > One thing, Jenkins didn't have the designated dork in the NL with the
    > Cubs to help him pitch longer in the game.
    
    Didn't have to face them either, which lowers the ERA further...
    
    glenn
    
26.1134I have the article (I think)7389::FARLEYMegabucks Winner WannabeFri May 22 1992 01:0610
    As I recall, SI did a blurb on Jenkins sometime within the last 18 - 24
    months.  I know I have the issue and if anybody's really interested,
    send me mail and I'll try to dig it up and send ya a copy.
    
    hth
    
    I remain,
    a pack-rat archiver!
    Kev
    
26.1135QUASER::JACKSONTAPlayoff boundFri May 22 1992 06:023
      Ken Houston ran back 2 interceptions for TDs?
    
    	Tim
26.1136SALEM::TIMMONSWhere's Waldo?Fri May 22 1992 10:526
    Question:  What was my very interesting trivia question that I can't
    remember?  
    
    Answers to the question are not invited, just the question.
    
    lEe (I think)
26.1137RANGER::LEFEBVREPC's 'R UsFri May 22 1992 12:516
>    Question:  What was my very interesting trivia question that I can't
>    remember?  
    
    Who won MVP in the Primordial Soup Bowl.
    
    Mark.
26.1138FDCV06::KINGSave a Whale, harpon a Jet Ski!!!!!Fri May 22 1992 13:033
    Who  is buried in Grant's Tomb?
    
    REK
26.1139Lou Grant?AKOCOA::PETERSONsultans of: SHA-WING!!Fri May 22 1992 13:051
    
26.1140EARRTH::BROOKSI am the margin of error.Fri May 22 1992 15:3015
    Glenn, Jenkins won 20 stright from 1969 through 75 if I remember
    correctly.  Banks retired in 1970 right ? Santo wasn't much of a threat
    (if active in the 1970's), and I know Billy Williams became a DH with
    the A's in 72 or 73. My numbrs may be wrong, but I don't think that
    Jenkins had the firepower in support that people think he had form
    about 72 onward ...
    
    As for the effect of the DH, perhaps we should look more at the
    different role that the closer played. Jenkins pitched the era of 4 man
    rotations, and closers often pitched more than an inning - unlike
    today. Jenkins wasn't a bad hitter, so he (like Carlton) could pitch
    deeper into his 35-40 starts.
    
    Doc
    
26.1141EARRTH::BROOKSI am the margin of error.Fri May 22 1992 15:303
    re .1135
    
    You're close.
26.1142MCIS2::DHAMELUSA Channel Surfing TeamFri May 22 1992 15:4315
    
    Holy smoke, look at the time.  I almost missed the morning wakeup show. 
    Must be 'cause I'm overworked, or I just overslept.  The mind spins
    out of control either way.....
    
    Title and artist, please:  "If you're out on a date,
                                 and you bring her home late,
                                 it's a sin....."
    
    We'll be right back after lunch with music from Madonna, Crispien St.
    Peter, Steven Bishop, Chris Cross, Judas Priest, and Blind Faith, right
    after this word from Catholic Charities....
    
    Dickstah
    
26.1143ah yes ... (Mets in '92)ACESMK::FRANCUSPenguins beat Rangers 4 game to 2Fri May 22 1992 15:5015
    re: .1142
    
    There was this one time I was bringing someone home at some ungodly
    hour (well at least by her folks definition, I mean 3AM isn't that
    late). Lights were on and that song was on a tape that seemed to be
    going over and over and over again. Anyways we both decided that a
    nightcap was probably not the best idea. Funny thing is there were
    other late nights and no one ever asked about that one evening.
    Strange.
    
    I'll be darned if I can remember the title/author of that song.
    
    Go Hawks (?)
    The Crazy Met
    
26.1144No idea if that's the titleCTHQ1::LEARYSix, two, and even.Fri May 22 1992 15:517
    "Yo Mama Don't Dance and Yo Daddy Don't Rock and Roll'
    
    Loggins and Messina
    
    
    MikeL
    
26.1145NAC::G_WAUGAMANFri May 22 1992 16:2526
           
    > Glenn, Jenkins won 20 stright from 1969 through 75 if I remember
    > correctly.  Banks retired in 1970 right ? Santo wasn't much of a threat
    > (if active in the 1970's), and I know Billy Williams became a DH with
    > the A's in 72 or 73. My numbrs may be wrong, but I don't think that
    > Jenkins had the firepower in support that people think he had form
    > about 72 onward ...
    
    1967-72.  I checked on it and the Cubs were one, two, or three in
    the league in runs in 5 of 6 of those years, I believe, and number one
    in two.  This is not to downgrade Jenkins, who certainly was great;
    I was just addressing one of those myths like "poor Nolan Ryan had to 
    pitch with all of those lousy teams" (his teams actually have had a
    career record above .500).  *Nobody* short of Walter Johnson in
    baseball's stone age wins 20 games 5+ times in a row without
    support.
    
    You're absolutely correct about pitchers going more innings in those
    days, even without the DH in the AL.  That modern-day abomination, the
    5-man rotation, has also forced us spectators to put up with a 2 or 3
    out of five chance in seeing a stiff every time we go to the park.  A 
    guy like Jenkins threw a lot of games and a lot of innings.  In that 
    20-win stretch, he was losing 15 games a year too...
    
    glenn
      
26.1146AXIS::ROBICHAUDFri May 22 1992 16:327
    	I thought Ron Santo played until the mid-70's.  That Cubs team
    weren't half bad.  Don Kessinger and Glenn Beckers at SS and 2B,
    Iron Man Hundley behind the plate, the aforementioned Santo and
    Williams.  Besides Jenkins didn't Holtzman pitch for them too? 
    To bad they never won anything.
    
    				/Don
26.1147CNTROL::CHILDS&quot;I'll get briefed up on that&quot; hahahaaaFri May 22 1992 17:085
 Doc, I can't (don't want to either) remember last sunday let alone Fergie's
 strike zone....

 ;^)
26.1148Lady in Red?7389::FARLEYMegabucks Winner WannabeFri May 22 1992 17:5913
    
    One of the wimmen in the office jest asked me if I knew who sang the
    song
    
    	"Lady in Redddddd"
    
    I don't know - would one of you musical wizards happen to know the name
    of the singer?
    
    tia,
    
    Kev
    
26.1149MONGUS::BRYDIEThe last gang in townFri May 22 1992 17:592
    
     I think it's Chris DeBerg.
26.1150Myron Florin Made it Famouns, No?DCOPST::POOLQ::BRAKEFri May 22 1992 18:168
    Wasn't "Lady in Red" an accordian song....?
    
    You know, 
    		Lady in Red I adore you
    		......
    
    Rich
    
26.1151JARETH::YANKOWSKASPaul YankowskasFri May 22 1992 18:186
    Rich,
    
    You're thinking of "Lady of Spain".
    
    
    py
26.1152He ran back 4 that year for TD's ...EARRTH::BROOKSI'm too sexy for this note ...Fri May 22 1992 18:444
    Answer to the Ken Houston question :
    
    He ran back interceptions (of John Hadl) passes for TD's on
    *consecutive plays* .....
26.1153MCIS2::DHAMELUSA Channel Surfing TeamFri May 29 1992 13:4418
    
    To clean up loose ends, the answer to .958 of 4/27/92 is "Save It for
    Me" by the Four Seasons.  Since nobody got it, I get to keep the booby
    prize of a fine pair of Baltimore Aureoles tickets, who just happen to
    the standout frontrunners as of this broadcast.
    
    So tell me, what is this guy's newfound interest:
    
                "I was just a boy, when I threw away my toys;
                 Now I have a new pastime to dwell on...."
    
    We'll be right back with The Talking Heads, Little Feat, Badfinger,
    Small Faces, Heart, and Wang Chung, right after this message from the
    National Council of Organ Donors.....
    
    
    Dickstah
    
26.1154COBRA::BRYDIEThe last gang in townFri May 29 1992 13:474
    
    re .1153
    
    That's be "Girl Watcher" by the O'Kaysions.
26.1155MCIS2::DHAMELUSA Channel Surfing TeamFri May 29 1992 14:526
    
    I trust that the O'Kaysions is Korrekt.  I got them Konfused with the
    O'Jays......
    
    Dickstah
    
26.1156SHALOT::MEDVIDstone cold yesterdayMon Jun 01 1992 20:0617
    T's reference to his geographic prowess over in the Bearcats note,
    reminded me of the National Geography Bee held a few weeks ago and
    shown on PBS lasted week.  (Amazing what you'll watch on a rainy day at
    the beach.  That Plinko game on the Price is Right really is
    cool...really...it is.)
    
    Anyway, some of these questions these kids were answering were
    outrageous.  I knew a lot of the US ones.  Here's one that stumped me. 
    No fair looking at a map.
    
    What US state has tributaries that flow into the Pacific Ocean, Gulf of
    Mexico, and Hudson Bay?
    
    The kid who won the whole shebang was from Washington, but is
    origninally from Charlotte.
    
    	--dan'l
26.1157CAMONE::WAYTwo Bullets and a LadyMon Jun 01 1992 20:214
>    What US state has tributaries that flow into the Pacific Ocean, Gulf of
>    Mexico, and Hudson Bay?
    
Minnesota?
26.1158SHALOT::MEDVIDstone cold yesterdayMon Jun 01 1992 20:294
    Minnesota was my guess, but none of its tributaries make it to the
    Pacific.
    
    	--dan'l
26.1159FRETZ::HEISERshe's comatose, lost in machineryMon Jun 01 1992 20:462
    Colorado?
    Washington?
26.1160Trivia Question 3, SPORTSters 0SHALOT::MEDVIDstone cold yesterdayMon Jun 01 1992 20:581
    
26.1161MONGUS::BRYDIEThe last gang in townMon Jun 01 1992 21:022
    
     I'll be guessing Alaska.
26.1162CELTIK::JACOBGO PENS!!! KEEP THE CUP!!!Mon Jun 01 1992 21:056
    Pennsylvania???????????
    
    doubt it, but what the hell!
    
    JaKe
    
26.1163I dunno ... cause it's big.SHALOT::HUNTEverybody Wang Chung TonightMon Jun 01 1992 21:083
 Montana.
 
 Bob Hunt
26.1164And why does Montana's western border look like Nixon?SHALOT::MEDVIDstone cold yesterdayMon Jun 01 1992 21:2210
    And the prize goes to Mr. Hunt!
    
    If you look on a map, there's this little river that flows out of
    Montana and into a Saskatchewan tributary which eventually makes its
    way to Hudson Bay.  Gotta look real close, though.  
    
    Of course, the kid on the show answered the question confidently in
    about two seconds.
    
    	--dan'l
26.1165Seeing as how it moves around so much ...SHALOT::HUNTEverybody Wang Chung TonightMon Jun 01 1992 22:133
 My next guess was gonna be New Orleans.
 
 Bob Hunt
26.1166SALEM::TIMMONSWhere's Waldo?Tue Jun 02 1992 11:044
    Hmm, I can't find New Orleans on my list of states.  Since it's "New",
    what was it's old name?  Maybe I can find that on the list.  :*)
    
    lEe
26.1167Did Woodie Guthrie sing "City of Orleans"?CTHQ1::LEARYSix, two, and even.Tue Jun 02 1992 14:325
    Look under Jefferson, Louisiana Purchase/ Cross reference Napoleon
    
    HTH
    8^)
    
26.1168TORREY::MAY_BRInside IntelTue Jun 02 1992 16:084
    
    It was Arlo.  T told me he was gonna guess Hawaii.
    
    Brews
26.1169geographically correctCTHQ1::LEARYSix, two, and even.Tue Jun 02 1992 16:439
    Nay, Brews
    Arlo sang 'City of NEW Orleans' so Woody must done 'City of Orleans'
    
    Hawaii, huh? Musta made Decathlon coupla years back. Did he look for
    Bourbon St?
    
    MikeL
    
    
26.1170RUGBY1::wayTwo Bullets and a LadyTue Jun 02 1992 17:3030
Arlo is ONE cool dude.

One time, when my brother was in college way, way, way out in Western 
Pennsylvania, Arlo played at his school.  I happened to be out there, and
saw Arlo play.

Immediately after the concert, I turned into one of them "get-a-life" autograph
hounds and headed back stage to find Arlo to get an autograph.  Well, it
seems that Arlo had left the building, but in looking for him I managed to
find his backup singer.  

She was really nice, and when I explained that I was from Connecticut
and wanted to say "hey" to Arlo (knowing of course that Arlo has a place
in Massachusetts), she grabbed me by the arm and took me out to the bus.

So, there I am, out by the bus and she says "Go on in".  So I start to
get onto the bus, and there's Arlo's drummer, who I think went on to
play tackle for the Washington Redskins.   This guy was HUGE, with gigantic
meathooks for hands.   He was about to stop me, when the backup singer
spoke up and said, "it's okay".

So, I saw Arlo, got some autographs, had a beer with him (so nervous I
could hardly speak), then got off the bus after the drummer gave me a
big heavy-handed pat on the back, with my Arlo autograph....


Arlo is ONE cool dude.....


'Saw
26.1171LAGUNA::MAY_BRInside IntelTue Jun 02 1992 19:275
    
    I ran into Arlo up in Great Barrington.  He's got a place around there
    somewhere...
    
    Brews
26.1172Met Arlo a bunch of times...SALES::THILLTue Jun 02 1992 19:5519
    Great Barrington... My hometown. By the way, Bruce there's some pretty
    decent soccer played in that area :-)
    
    Arlo was made famous by the movie "Alice's Restaurant" where he had a
    run-in with Chief (then Officer) Obanhein. Alice Brock moved her
    restaurant to several different locations, but I think she eventually
    closed it. I went to HS with Obie's kids. A few years ago I saw Obie
    and Arlo both a little worse for the wear in a local bar. 
    Arlo: "We ought to make another film one of these days..." 
    Obie" "Yeah, but this time, let's make a rule...NO A$$HOLES allowed!"
    Arlo: "Right! NO A$$HOLES!"
    
    Arlo is now into some sorta Zen/Krishna/Bahgwan stuff, where he
    renovated the church in Alice's Restaurant and made it into his healing
    center. There was a bit of controversy where the area was only zoned
    for parking of about 5 cars, but people from all around have come in
    and the neighbors don't like all these "weirdos" parked on their lawns.
    
    Hmmm, the more things change....
26.1173FWIWCELTIK::JACOBGet Out the Brooms, The Pens SweptTue Jun 02 1992 21:534
    Arlo Guthrie is Woody Guthrie's son.
    
    JaKe
    
26.1174ROYALT::ASHEYou'll dance to anything...Tue Jun 02 1992 21:581
    And not directly related to Mark Guthrie or Janet Guthrie
26.1175SALEM::TIMMONSWhere's Waldo?Wed Jun 03 1992 11:153
    And, Woody Guthrie was Ole Man Guthrie's son.
    
    Lee
26.1176Stealing /Don't LineDCOPST::POOLQ::BRAKEWed Jun 03 1992 17:052
    Janet Gutrie - What a babe!
    
26.1177FRETZ::HEISERheaven kisses earth in replyThu Jun 04 1992 18:122
    Who was the first coach of the Chicago Bulls and the Phoenix Suns?
    (hint: answer is the same for both)
26.1178Buzz CutsHBAHBA::HAASWTOE RadioThu Jun 04 1992 18:2916
A friend of mine who is a record distributor sent me a caseete called 
Buzz Cuts. It's a collection of 6 tunes by 6 artists. Being a promo tape, 
I'd assume that these are at least relatively new.

Name the performers of the following tunes:

	"Bonfires Burning"
	"Boy in The Plastic Bubble"
	"Come A Long Way"
	"You May Be Right"
	"Therapy"
	"Born of Frustration"

Bonus points awarded for name of album/cd.

TTom
26.1179MCIS2::DHAMELUSA Channel Surfing TeamThu Jun 04 1992 18:446
    
    Boy in the Bubble - Paul Simon - Graceland
    
    You May be Right - the Billy Joel Song? - New York (mumble)
    
    
26.1180PATE::MACNEALruck `n' rollThu Jun 04 1992 18:475
26.1181Red Kerr?CTHQ3::LEARYSix, two, and even.Thu Jun 04 1992 18:527
    A few back.
    First coach of da Bulls and Suns, was it Johnny Red Kerr?
    Thought Kerr played for the Bulls' predecessor, the Zephyrs.
    Even if I'm wrong, Johnny Kerr's, the bar in Chitown, is fantastic!
    
    MikeL
    
26.1182oh ferHBAHBA::HAASWTOE RadioThu Jun 04 1992 19:196
Oh fer, so far.

Remember, I think these are relatively new tunes. In a couple of cases, I
know they're from 92.

TTom
26.1183SHARE::DERRYColor Me Impressed...Thu Jun 04 1992 19:475
    Therapy is by Infectious Grooves.  I have the tape, in my car but
    I'll be damned if I can think of the name of the album.  Ozzy lends
    his vocal chords....
    
    
26.1184MCIS2::DHAMELUSA Channel Surfing TeamThu Jun 04 1992 20:399
    
    Just a wild guess, but.....
    
    I think "Come a Long Way" is from the latest Mormon Tabernacle Choir
    release, "Bleeding Death Machine", the album with the semi-nude woman
    in leather who is leashed to a fire hydrant on the jacket.
    
    Dickstah
    
26.1185one downHBAHBA::HAASWTOE RadioThu Jun 04 1992 21:1310
1 down, 5 to go:

"Therapy", by Infectious Grooves from "The Plague The Makes Your Booty
Move"

Dickstah,

Close. Way funnier than the real song or album. Way.

TTom
26.1186BSS::JCOTANCHFri Jun 05 1992 13:524
    In the history of the AFL/AFC West, name the team who had the worst
    overall season record and the year in which they had that record.
    
    Joe
26.1187buzz cutsHBAHBA::HAASWTOE RadioFri Jun 05 1992 16:1518
"Bonfires Burning", the origin (sic), "Bend", commercial dance 
	type, new-age disco-ish.

"Boy in The Plastic Bubble", The Cavedogs, "Soul Martitni", about 
	what you'd expect from a group called Cavedogs, up beat, 
	semi-punk.

"Come A Long Way", Michelle Shocked, "Arkansas Traveler", a 
	little like Edie Brickell, folksy, nice voice.

"You May Be Right", The Grapes of Wrath, "These Days", obviously 
	trying to be ligitimate, mainstream, generic music.

"Therapy", Infectious Grooves, "The Plague That Makes Your Booty 
	Move", a whole lot of music, very upbeat, more than funky.

"Born of Frustration", James, "James", I want to get this album, 
	kinda in the Pearl Jam/Stone Garden ilk. Anybody heard it?
26.1188FDCV06::KINGFri Jul 17 1992 01:383
    5 Cinncinnati Reds have won the all-start MVP.. Name them..
    
    REK
26.1189ROYALT::ASHEJerry Lewis - giving me hope to carry on...Fri Jul 17 1992 04:071
    Bench, Rose, Morgan, Perez, Soto
26.1190FDCV06::KINGFri Jul 17 1992 12:033
    You have 3...
    
    REK
26.1191Not sure of the last one......WMOIS::CHAPALONIS_MDONBO,DANBO,AND ROBERTBO...Fri Jul 17 1992 12:353
    
    
      Perez, Morgan, Foster, Griffey Sr, Concepcion??
26.1192FDCV06::KINGFri Jul 17 1992 13:258
    WOW! 4 out of 5.....
    Foster, Conception, Griffey, Morgan
    
    REK
    
    And from a yankee fan at that!!
    
    
26.1192NAC::G_WAUGAMANFri Jul 17 1992 13:466
26.1193FDCV06::KINGFri Jul 17 1992 13:475
    Nope, all five were team mates at one time...
    
    REK
    
    Hint, the last player is in the hall of fame...
26.1194ROYALT::ASHEJerry Lewis - giving me hope to carry on...Fri Jul 17 1992 13:562
    Bench
    
26.1195has to be SeaverCTHQ2::LEARYChainsaw: Possible ND convert?Fri Jul 17 1992 13:571
    
26.1196GIAMEM::LEFEBVREPersonal Computer GroupFri Jul 17 1992 14:003
    Definitely Bench.
    
    Mark.
26.1197HmmmmmmmmmmmmmmWMOIS::CHAPALONIS_MDONBO,DANBO,AND ROBERTBO...Fri Jul 17 1992 14:096
    
    
        Check again REK.
    I believe Perez got it in either 67 or 68
    
            But I've been wrong before... (once) :-)
26.1198WMOIS::CHAPALONIS_MDONBO,DANBO,AND ROBERTBO...Fri Jul 17 1992 14:154
    
    
              I think the All Star MVP award was started in the early
    sixties so older players were never given the honor.
26.1199STRATA::CAPPELFri Jul 17 1992 14:228
Perez isn't in the hall of fame yet REK, very bad hint....
    
        1982--Dave Concepcion, Cincinnati (NL)
        1980--Ken Griffey, Cincinnati (NL)
        1976--George Foster, Cincinnati (NL)
        1972--Joe Morgan, Cincinnati (NL)
        1967--Tony Perez, Cincinnati (NL)
    
26.1200FDCV06::KINGFri Jul 17 1992 14:295
    He isn't?????????????
    
    I could have sworn he was....
    
    REK
26.1201STRATA::CAPPELFri Jul 17 1992 14:322
    I don't think he is even eligible yet(I think he becomes eligible the same
    year as Reggie Jackson).
26.1202WMOIS::CHAPALONIS_MDONBO,DANBO,AND ROBERTBO...Fri Jul 17 1992 14:3413
    
    
               OK REK, Wheres my Apology this Yankee fan got 5 outta 5....
    
    
                       .          .
    
                            |
       
    
                  \------------------/
    
    Chappy.
26.1203SCHOOL::RIEURead his lips...Know new taxesFri Jul 17 1992 14:341
       Sounds like a fixed quiz to me!!
26.1204NAC::G_WAUGAMANFri Jul 17 1992 14:408
    
    
    No, Perez became eligible last year, didn't make it, probably won't,
    and probably shouldn't (unless Cepeda, Allen, Rice, and similarly worthy
    players are considered too...
    
    glenn
    
26.1205FDCV06::KINGFri Jul 17 1992 15:493
    I spaced it Chappy.... Sorry about that...
    
    REK
26.1206WMOIS::CHAPALONIS_MDONBO,DANBO,AND ROBERTBO...Fri Jul 17 1992 16:108
    
    
      Heres one for ya..
    
    Since 1962 when they went back to the one game ALL STAR game. Who has
    been manager the most times? 2nd?(second is a tie)
    
    Chappy...
26.1207Sparky Anderson?AXIS::ROBICHAUDWhenItWasAGameItWasStillABusinessFri Jul 17 1992 16:111
    
26.1208WMOIS::CHAPALONIS_MDONBO,DANBO,AND ROBERTBO...Fri Jul 17 1992 16:184
    
    
    Too easy I guess....Your Right. You can have anything on this shelf
    between the thimbles and the chewing gum.
26.1209I'll take the one dimensional James Worthy posterAXIS::ROBICHAUDWhenItWasAGameItWasStillABusinessFri Jul 17 1992 16:261
    
26.1210GIAMEM::LEFEBVREPersonal Computer GroupFri Jul 17 1992 16:293
    Brutal, Slasher, simply brutal.
    
    Mark.
26.1211Billy C. said so...CNTROL::CHILDSAndre Marrou for PresidentFri Jul 17 1992 17:055
 but Don, James is a "franchise" player....

 mike

26.1212SCHOOL::RIEURead his lips...Know new taxesFri Jul 17 1992 17:104
       I remember Scheid telling us that if Worthy played in Charlotte
    they'd be champeens. And that was before they got LJ! HAHA! what a
    joke!
                                         Denny
26.1213actually surprised he ain't hereHBAHBA::HAASHead down FrogmanFri Jul 17 1992 17:169
>       I remember Scheid telling us that if Worthy played in Charlotte
>    they'd be champeens. And that was before they got LJ! HAHA! what a
>    joke!

What's a joke? Scheid? (sic)? Worthy? Charlotte? LJ? HAHA?

Just think what the Hornets could do if'n they had LJ and 'Lonzo...

TTom
26.1214SCHOOL::RIEURead his lips...Know new taxesFri Jul 17 1992 17:183
       The joke was that Charlotte woulda been champs their 1st year if
    only they had Worthy. They'll be right in the hunt this year though!
                                   Denny
26.1215tickets go on sale next week I thinkCNTROL::CHILDSAndre Marrou for PresidentFri Jul 17 1992 17:265
 Charlotte will be playing (I can't remeber but I think Indiana) in the
 HOF clasic in Springfield this year in October I think.....

 mike
26.1216Worthy of champdomHBAHBA::HAASHead down FrogmanFri Jul 17 1992 17:276
>       The joke was that Charlotte woulda been champs their 1st year if
>    only they had Worthy. They'll be right in the hunt this year though!

What hunt? Bob Hunt?

TTom
26.1217jupHBAHBA::HAASHead down FrogmanFri Jul 17 1992 17:285
RE: HOF

It against Portland.

TTom
26.1218Barkley's understudyCNTROL::CHILDSAndre Marrou for PresidentFri Jul 17 1992 17:304
too bad Person a character.....

mike
26.1219I'll gopher sure...SASE::SZABODances with unemployedFri Jul 17 1992 17:324
    Say that again?  The Hornets playing in Springfield, MA?  WHEN?
    
    Hawk
    
26.1220CNTROL::CHILDSAndre Marrou for PresidentFri Jul 17 1992 17:346
 THe HoF game is during the preseason Hawk....
 Call the Springfield colisieum I'm sure they
 can fill in the blanks...

 mike
26.1221CNTROL::CHILDSAndre Marrou for PresidentFri Jul 17 1992 17:352
 oh yeah and I'll go too. 
26.1222PATE::MACNEALruck `n' rollFri Jul 17 1992 17:433
    Don't call the Springfield Collesium.  It doesn't exist.  You'll have
    better luck if you call the Springfield Civic Center.  The HoF might
    have some info as well.
26.1223CNTROL::CHILDSAndre Marrou for PresidentFri Jul 17 1992 18:252
 Thanks Mac, just ain't my day for details I guess...
26.1224CAMONE::WAYDrowning on Dry LandTue Jul 21 1992 17:167
Post the details on the HoF game.

I work about two blocks from the Civic Center...  Might be a good time/place
for a SPORTS get-together....


'Saw
26.1225trivia in the future!HANNAH::BOONEFri Aug 14 1992 18:463
    what number will Shaq O'Neil waer for the Magic?
    
    
26.1226FDCV06::KINGFri Aug 14 1992 19:1610
    $$
    
    Now a real tuff question!
    
    Name the only pitcher EVER to win a game in all 4 baseball parks in
    Canada!
    
    PS He is still pitching....
    
    REK
26.1227re .1226 -- Nolan Ryan?JARETH::YANKOWSKASUp, down, up in the sky...Fri Aug 14 1992 19:231
    
26.1228FDCV06::KINGFri Aug 14 1992 19:583
    Not even close.....
    
    REK
26.1229PATE::MACNEALruck `n' rollFri Aug 14 1992 20:141
    Rick Sutcliffe?
26.1230GENRAL::WADEfill yer hands you &lt;CENSORED&gt;!!Fri Aug 14 1992 20:237
    
    	Maybe I'm suffering from a brain cramp but I can only think
    	of 2 major league teams from Canada......
    
    	Anyway, I'll guess Dennis Martinez! :*)
    
    Claybone
26.1231CTHQ::MCCULLOUGHLindsey AND Melanie's dadFri Aug 14 1992 20:2611
There are only two team in Canada, but each has played in two parks.

Expos - Jarry Park
	Olympic Stadium

Jays  - Exhibition Stadium
	Whatchamcallit Dome

Of course I don't have any idea what the answer is.

=Bob=
26.1232PATE::MACNEALruck `n' rollFri Aug 14 1992 20:275
26.1233Still fluttering them up there...NAC::G_WAUGAMANFri Aug 14 1992 20:306
    
    I think the only other guy old enough to have been pitching in the NL
    when Jarry Park was still around is Charlie Hough...
    
    glenn
    
26.1234FDCV06::KINGMon Aug 17 1992 03:024
    Ok... There were 4 major leagues parks in Canada...
    Exbo-Jarry Park, Olmpick? Exibition|Skydome? Studim?
    
    REK
26.1235FSOA::JHENDRYJohn Hendry, DTN 297-2623Mon Aug 17 1992 12:315
    The Expos first played in Jarry Park and then moved to Olympic Stadium.
    
    The Jays first played in Exhibition Stadium and them moved to SkyDome.
    
    John
26.1236FDCV06::KINGMon Aug 17 1992 12:365
    Nope.. Nope.. Nope.. 
    
    This pitcher is right-handed and once played for the Yankees....
    
    REK
26.1237MIMS::ROLLINS_RMon Aug 17 1992 13:401
	Bill Gullickson ?
26.1238FDCV06::KINGMon Aug 17 1992 14:124
    Nope... another hint... Former Pirate pitcher too..
    This man has been aound both leagues....
    
    REK
26.1239MIMS::ROLLINS_RMon Aug 17 1992 14:211
	Rich Gossage.  (Is he still pitching?)
26.1240John Candelaria?JARETH::YANKOWSKASUp, down, up in the sky...Mon Aug 17 1992 14:291
    
26.1241FDCV07::KINGMon Aug 17 1992 14:503
    Paul is the winner... Candyman is correct....
    
    REK
26.1242The Trial - trivia #1CSTEAM::FARLEYMegabucks Winner WannabeFri Aug 28 1992 19:0410
    
    TcM asked me this question earlier and I suggested he also put it
    in here but he didn't so *I* will!
    
    Who was Judge Wapner in "Da TRIAL"????????
    
    I remain,
    not so sure myself but I have suspicions...
    Kev
    
26.1243SCHOOL::RIEURead his lips...Know new taxesFri Aug 28 1992 19:123
       Jim McFall?
       Only after we tossed SnideAir out.
                                  Denny
26.1244SCHOOL::RIEURead his lips...Know new taxesFri Aug 28 1992 19:142
       What I meant is it was Dan, but didn't Jim take over?
                                 Denny
26.1245It was the best of times.. it was the worst of times :^)NROPST::MPO12::MCFALLThis is the end of the innocenceMon Aug 31 1992 18:006
	Yes, it was Dan.. he attempted to use some innocent girl at his site
to cover for him, but was found out.  
	And yes, I was installed as da judge

	Jim M
26.1246CAMONE::WAYCrucial TauntMon Aug 31 1992 18:1914
>         -< It was the best of times.. it was the worst of times :^) >-


It was definitely the Golden Age of SPORTS.

Future generations will look back at us and say "Never was so much owed by
so many, to so few",  and after all is said and done they will surely
say

	This was their finest hour.....



'Saw
26.1247CSTEAM::FARLEYMegabucks Winner WannabeMon Aug 31 1992 19:0515
    'Saw,
    
    Future generations won't be able to look back unless a copy of Da Trial
    is posted here for all the world to see but it's not my place to drop a
    2300 block file into here (without permission, of course).
    
    Now if YOU were to do it, might I suggest that you create some kind of
    program to insert the control-l thingie after each note since the flat
    file eliminated them and there is something mysterious about "what's
    behind the next screen?".  Doncha agree?
    
    I remain,
    still chuckling as I read the 500 pages of text!
    Kev
    
26.1248hintSHALOT::MEDVIDI will feel so glad to goMon Aug 31 1992 19:236
    Kev,
    
    if you have a text file, why don't you just put it in a directory and
    set protection so anyone who wants to could copy it over the net.
    
    	--dan'l
26.1249RUGBY1::wayCrucial TauntMon Aug 31 1992 19:2617
Yeah, I seriously doubt anyone is gonna wanna plow through 1200 replies.

I've got a copy, but I can't throw it out into CAM::SYS$PUBLIC because
I don't think it would fly with management...


If anyone does want a copy, Kev or I would be glad to mail them one.

If you DO get a copy, and you want to print it out, find a printserver
that will let you print it "two-up".  That way the stack of paper is
only 1.5" high.....


8^)


'Saw
26.1250SCHOOL::RIEURead his lips...Know new taxesMon Aug 31 1992 19:373
       I 've got a copy too. Still haven't read through the whole thing
    again yet!!
                                Denny
26.1251pointer to Da Trial in my public directoryCSTEAM::FARLEYMegabucks Winner WannabeMon Aug 31 1992 19:5514
    Actually, it is in a public area.  Thanks to a little work and advice
    from TcM, lasted week I put it there although it seems to be six o' one
    and half-dozen of another to have me mail it versus somebody copying
    it.
    
    Lesse now, I think it's stuck in a place labeled
    
    CSTEAM::DISK$USER3:[FARLEY.PUBLIC]TRIAL.TXT
    
    Anybody wanna try it and see if it works?
    
    Kev
    
    
26.1252RUGBY1::wayCrucial TauntMon Aug 31 1992 19:569
You know what would be fun would be a "Trial Party".  We get a bunch
of people, a bunch of beers, and we read the Trial like we'd read a 
play.

We'd need a couple of stand-ins, like for MrT and Bob Hunt, if we couldn't
get them to the party, but it'd be great.....


'Saw
26.1253it works KevJARETH::YANKOWSKASPaul YankowskasMon Aug 31 1992 20:168
    I just successfully copied the trial file from the location listed by
    Kev in .1251.
    
    (for anyone else thinking of copying it, note that it takes
    several minutes.)
    
    
    py
26.1254ACESMK::FRANCUSMets in '92Tue Sep 01 1992 00:528
    re: .1251
    
    Thanks Kev for using my name, now I might be thought to have some
    knowledge of VMS. Sheesh can't trust anyone these days! :-)
    
    The Crazy Met
    
    
26.1255CSOA1::BACHThey pelted us with rocks and garbageWed Nov 25 1992 14:0312
    Here's some trivia for y'all:

    In today's Cincinnati Enq, sports page:

    "The Cincinnati Cyclones [Hockey Farm Club] are 79-0, lifetime, in
     games in which they've outscored their opponents..."

    Yikes!  I guess the Bears are undefeated in games they've won, too?

    ;-)

    Chip_GSH_Bach
26.1256CTHQ::LEARYWhy George why? Because it's there!Wed Nov 25 1992 16:3911
    -1,
    Gotta remember the venue, there Chip
    
    Ya know. Cincinnatah is only a hop, skip and a splash from
    ol' Kaintuck whar professional basketball, whether high school or
    college is king, and smarts are not required.
    
    8^)
    
    MikeL