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Conference govt02::basingstoke

Title: * BASINGSTOKE - Gateway to Wessex *
Notice:BASINGSTOKE - John Arlott lived here - then left, I wonder why
Moderator:COMICS::CORNEJ
Created:Wed Jul 27 1988
Last Modified:Thu Jun 05 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:925
Total number of notes:5875

421.0. "Accountant Required" by COMICS::LANG (Harvey Lang UK/CSC) Thu Apr 18 1991 11:17

    This isn't a joke, (honestly!!)....
    
    Does anyone know or can even recommend an accountant who is good,
    reliable and cheap in the Basingstoke area. (Please don't tell me that
    all these qualities are mutually exclusive :-)
    
    Thanks
    
    Harvey
    
    7833-3547
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421.1COMICS::WEGGSome hard boiled eggs & some nutsThu Apr 18 1991 12:147
	> (Please don't tell me that
	>    all these qualities are mutually exclusive :-) )
    
       I think it's just accountant and cheap that are mutually exclusive.
       Accountancy firms are about as cheap as Basingstoke fire insurance.

       Ian.
421.2CUCKOO::OTTENAnyone got a spare Thingy???Thu Apr 18 1991 16:152
A Good Accountant, or an Honest one??

421.3Old Story ...COMICS::PARSONSSLS World Tour 1991Thu Apr 18 1991 18:279
    
    It's like the accountancy employment test ...
    
    Q. What is 2 + 2 ?
    
    A. 1. If the accountant answers 4 then he is stupid
       2. If the accountant answers 5 then he is naiive
       3. If the accountant answers "what figure did you have in mind ?"
          then employ him !!!
421.4COMICS::LANGHarvey Lang UK/CSCThu Apr 18 1991 20:1810
    re -1
    
    Tony,
    
        Thanks for your help.....
    
    You've obviously been working in the Cynics Support Centre too long...:-)
    
    
    H
421.5could try ......SUBURB::GALECChris GaleFri Apr 19 1991 19:4710
    
    Hi Harvey,
    
    Nice to see your overpaid and underworked ..............
    
    Llinos uses Nigel Butt in Camberley, 0276 25542. 
    
    See you
    
          Chris.