Conference turris::womannotes-v3

    Isn't it about time to archive this conference and start V4 ?

I don't know about you, but this whole subject is making me testy.

	-- Charles

    Naughty and otherwise wayward body parts should be properly punished
    and they won't do it again.
    
    Continually naughty bodyparts indicates poor discipline on the part (no
    pun intended) of the owner of said bodyparts.
    
    Really, can't you guys keep your testes in line?
    
    D!

>    Really, can't you guys keep your testes in line?

Hmmm - not without help. My testicular muscle control is insufficient to
linearize my testes.

Is this note out of line?

	-- Charles

    >can't you guys keep your testes in line?
    
    Sorry, they were designed to march two abreast. 

    Teste-fy my love.  
    
    This note testes my patience.
    
    Kim

    Gawd. We need a drum and a cymbal for some of these lines.
    
    

    Testes? What are you?
    
    Nuts?
    
    

    the only time you notice them is when you are playing ball and
    you let your defenses down...  
    
    it'll stop even the strongest of 'em dead in their tracks...
    
    danny
    

    This topic is utterly tesgusting! It's really testing my waining
    patience with this file.
    
    Kate

    This topic should be sacked.
    
    --- jerry

    This subject has been tried and teste-d. I don't know where you get the
    balls to discuss your two veg.
    If your not careful you may get......the sack.
    
    Finbarr Saunders

    Some balls are held for charity,
    and some for fancy dress,
    but when they`re held for pleasure,
    they`re the balls that i like best.
    My balls are always bouncing,
    to the left and to the right,
    its my belief,my big balls,
    should be held every night.
    
    Joe Strummer 
    

I don't care if they're in line as long as the rest of the system
is on line . . .

--bonnie

    Small nit but shouldn't theword in the base note title
    Testis and not testes?

    After my little ejaculation in the processing topic yesterday,
    I must say I'm having a ball with this topic!
    
    DougO

    I see that this topic has an under-abundance of seriousness and an
    ovary-abundance of bad puns.  I hope that it doesn't degenderate any
    further into genital chaos.
    
    -- Mike

< After my little ejaculation in the processing topic yesterday,
<    I must say I'm having a ball with this topic!
<   
<    DougO


Hmmph, I say we make Doug note in the wet spot. liesl

The people standing outside my office just leaned over to ask what 
I was laughing at, and I couldn't tell them . . .

--bonnie

    this is certainly a well-rounded topic, with some pointed moments in
    between

    re: .6
    
    > they were designed to march to a breast
    

    G'day 
    
    Why do Firemen have bigger balls than poilicemen?
    
    
    
    
    They sell more tickets...
    
    
    
    
    dj

	Testes... Testes... wasn't he a French novelist?

	Or was that Balzac?


	At any rate, this seems a delicate topic.  If you try
	to keep people in line, the results could be quite painful.

	Then again, you don't want to spur 'em on too much...



	-Andy

    re .23 That's what I said.

    you're all, ah, just making fun of this topic

    You've got to have some spunk to put a note in here.

    Yeah? So how *come* you`ve *put one in*?
    
    Dear,oh,dear.
    
    Joe Strummer.
    

    I've tried to be jocular and keep from bawling while reading this,
    but things just don't come together. I want to create a swinging,
    fertile idea, but it just hangs there loosely. My rhythym must
    be off, apparently. You have little conception of how hard I've
    tried. Oh well I guess it doesn't make a vast difference. 

    Who's next? Your on! 

    Bruce

    
    I don't know if I can beat that one...
    
    

    I carry mine in my glove compartment.
    
    Oh!  Excuse me! I thought this was the potato note.
    
    -Mary

    -Mary,
    
    You're really going to have to learn to keep those two straight!
    
    E Grace

    
    Oh now ***come come***...people

    You can do better than this...can't you? How 'bout a song?
    
    Oh, I've got spurm 
    that tingles tangles tingles///         
                 
                          
    ;-) ;-) ;-) 

    every sperm is sacred
    every sperm is good
    if a sperm gets wasted
    god gets quite irate.
    
    (python)

    Can I nit on python?
    
    every sperm is sacred
    evvery sperm is good
    every sperm is needed
    in your neihbor hood.
    
    every sperm is sacred
    every spem is great
    if a sperm is wasted
    god gets quite irate.

    
    - .1
    
    Did you make that up on the spurm of the moment?
    

    No,
    
    Just a fertile mammary.  Whoops this is the testy, I mean testes topic.
    Actually the song was done in Monty Python's the meaning of life.
    
    Meg