Conference turris::womannotes-v3

Referencing WOMANNOTES 4.1:

   Jacqui, I am impressed.

                                                     -Robert Brown III

    
    	re: 3.25 (Jonathan Ludgate)
    
    	Cute, Jonathan ;-).
    
    	So now I see why your intro in =wn=V2 was so short (wasn't it
    	something like, "yea, I read here."?)
    
    							nancy b.
    
    

    Hello.  My name is Woofer ("Woofy") Conlon, male house cat.  I am
    currently using a borrowed VAX account, so I apologize in advance for
    any confusion.  I share a house with Suzanne Conlon; she often refers
    to me as *her* cat, as if she owns me or something, but I prefer to
    think of Suzanne as my servant human.  I also live with a female cat,
    Tweeter ("Tweety") Conlon, who usually runs away from me whenever I am
    feeling amorous, which is just as well because I have been neutered and
    I don't quite remember how to do it anyway.  That doesn't stop me from
    trying, though.
    
    My hobbies include sleeping on a chair, sleeping next to a human on a
    couch, eating, sleeping on the floor, sleeping behind the curtains,
    chasing Tweetie around the house, sleeping behind the couch, being
    petted on the forehead and under the chin, and, of course, sleeping.
    
    I always look forward to meeting new humans, who can then serve my
    basic sensual needs by petting me and supplying body warmth to make me
    feel cozy when I sleep.  Tweety, on the other hand, is a scaredy cat,
    and runs away from all unknown humans.
    
    I look forward to reading this conference, although I wish there were
    more topics on such subjects as "What's the best cat food?", or "Is it
    annoying to be petted while licking your fur?", or even "When walking
    on a human's lap, how many times should you step on their private
    parts?"  But other than that, it's a great notes conference.
    
    Purrs,
    Woofy

    I think it should be pointed out that Woofer is neither Mike Z or MEZ
    but only himself. ;*) liesl

    
    	RE: .4 (To Mike Valenza, though)
    
    	Um, Mike, I'd recommend getting in touch with Tweetie ASAP - she
    	is really steamed to discover that you gave Wooofie your password
    	(without also giving it to her.)
    
    	All forehead and under-the-chin petting privs have been suspended
    	for you until you contact her, and she's threatening a purr strike.
    
    	(She reads this conference, too.)
    
    	Thank you!

    RE: 3.27	Steve, for some reason, I suspect that you have a similar
    intro in the Singles Notes file, too.  Don't ask me why, but that is
    what your intro sounded like to me. I used the Singles file for about
    six months before finding my dreamboat. We are married now and
    expecting our first baby in October.

    re: .7 Norma (?)
    
    Nope, t'weren't me.  I periodically read SINGLES and have replied
    to a couple of the "discussion" type notes, but since I'm not 
    legally single, I'd consider it inappropriate to enter an ad in
    that conference.
    
    Steve
    
    P.S.  Congratulations on your marriage and "expectation".

    Not only do you have an evil twin "Skippy", but you also have an alter
    ego "Thak"!
    
    cool intro note!
    
    -Jody
    

    in re 3.27
    
    Steve I think you left out the chocolate syrup.
    
    bj

    re 2.67, how can you "stand by" and not strangle him??? !!!!
    
    (Just kidding, Mike) :-)
    
    Lorna
    

    
    	Kim Apodoca..
    
    	Now that you're settled in on the East Coast, when do I get
    	to see a picture of or meet Freeway the wonder kitty?
    
    	JJ (owned by 4 furfaces herself)
    

    Your daughter has fur? Does that mean your ex-wife was inhuman?
    
    Eileen

    2.89
    
    so you did drop the H.
    
    :^)

    Katrina, you must work one earrrrrrrly shift!  :-)
    
                        			=maggie
    
    
    <--(.16)
    
    y'noticed, huh? :-)

    hi,
        I do 12hr shifts 4 on 4 off,days then nights.......iam on night
    shift just now.It is 2.30am
    
                                     Katrina

Note 2.93               Intros:  what do Women do at DEC?               93 of 93
                              -< Peggy LeedbErg >-

>	I'm the one who is not "kind and gentle" to all people.

And one who stands up and walks out when us women's conversation turns to
degrading men.

There's a woman who does take things, uh, sitting down!

>			To move a woman
>			takes thought.

D!

cute, 

it's been at _least_ 42 minutes since I've been called a wimp ... ;^) !

I can see it now ... "Real Women spit nails"

  Annie

    re: .19
    
    Don't forget to mention that she takes her bottle of ketchup with her.
    
    Lisa

    Ok, Peggy, what does that reference to paper bags mean?

--David

    RE: 5.22
    
    Isn't it from Saturday Night Live?  She can do all those things, like
    being a nuclear scientist, on call 24-hrs a day as a legal aide,
    etc

    Charles Norton
    
    P.S. 2.93  I thought it was a wonderful reference with some irony
    within the humor.

	And where does she get the energy, why from these little
	white pills with crosses on them.

	Any way, to set things in order - I do not remember grabing
	a bottle of red stuff and marching out on anyone - this does
	not mean that I didn't do it just that I can't remeber it.

	I am over 500 notes behind and going on vacation again next
	week.  Any response from me about anything is going to be
	LILO or is it FILO or is it LIFO or is it FIFO or did the
	I flush the stack first and checked second??????  Oh coast
	of Maine I can hear you calling me.

	_peggy

		It's mountain moving day.

    Re 4.9:
    
    LSN, you can't slip in that easily...when's the next bash?? :^)
    
    grins,
    Marge

    in re 3.57
    
    But Mike, not only have some of us met you in person there are
    several pictures of you floating around so many of us do know
    whaty you look like!
    
    and you do have nice eyes. :-)
    
    Bonnie

CSC32::M_VALENZA "Born to note."                     25 lines   4-SEP-1990 04:58

    o  Favorite thing about notes:  no one knows what I look like.

Not at all!  We *all* know what you look like, Mike.  We have been secretly
circulating life-size pictures of you to everyone on the net.  As a matter
of fact there is an entire conference set up containing only GIF's of 
you! :-)

Really, if you don't want us to know what you look like, you really ought
not allow DougO to be showing the H_R pictures of you to all of us. :-)

D!

    re:  3.57
    
    Blue corn chips!  Yuuuuummmmmmm!
    
    And you give good 
    
    hug!
    
    E Grace

     re: 3.57
    
/    forum.  And the best part of all--this place is just loaded with chicks.

    amen to that.  (amin?  amyn?  ay mon?)
    
    jonathan
    

    re .29, Jonathan, Mike V. was just kidding about the chicks.  *He*
    notes here because of the intellectual stimulation.
    
    Lorna
    

    re: 5.30
    
    Yeah....intellectual stimulation....my favorite kind.....come on
    baby, let's note some more.....I just love the way your fingers
    fly across the keyboard....
    
    

Re: 3.57

D! is right, Mike, the world is not safe from knowing what you look
like; there's a picture of you in the friends album, although the
accompanying supply of barf bags was gone by the time it got to me.

And where do you get off calling us chicks?  At our age, we've earned
the right to be called *hens*.

    Sharon

    Re: 2.104
    
    Sharon, I know you are wrong, because the day I finally introduced 
    myself, the message got changed!  [*8
    
    E Grace

    RE: 3.57
    
    Hey, Mikey!  Guess what I had for lunch?
    
    Sesame Blues, blue corn snacks with the snap of sesame seeds!
    
    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
    
    E Grace
    

    You have good taste in food, E Grace.  :-)
    
    -- Mike

    You bet your sweet a...oh, no, that's something different!
    
    E Grace

    in re 4.11
    
    Hi Mike
    
    :-)

    in re: 4.11
    
    hi from me too....
    
    ;)

    Hi Polly!
    
    I am sure it's obvious to anyone of English mother-tongue, but what's
    a JD ???
    
    Thanks!
    
    Joana

    	She's a lawyer.
    
    	Scott

    Ohhhhhhhhh, I thought she was a juvenile delinquent.
    
    Nancy ;-)
    

    you mean she isn't a Joy Division fan?
    

    re .41 -.45
    
    Sorry about that -- a case of jargonitis -- I'm sure that "law
    degree" would have been much clearer.
    
    As for the rest -- they're probably true to some degree.  Although
    I would have to say that I'm a "not so juvenile" delinquent.
    
    Polly

    re 2.113
    
    Nah, Jim's not dead. He's just playing the wierdest joke ever...

    Going to miss you, Suzanne.  Good luck, have fun, and hurry back!
    
    aq
    

    I have a confession to make.  I have not written any of my notes--I've
    just been lip synching to them.  My notes producer used some
    professional notes writers, and then put me up as the alleged writer
    because I look so sexy.  I would return all of my Hall of Fame
    nominations, because they were made under false pretenses--but I don't
    have any Hall of Fame nominations to return.  Oh well.

    Now that I hold my head in shame, I think I'll change careers and go
    into the music business.  No, I can't sing.  Why do you ask?

    -- Mike

    re .49
    
    "because I look so sexy."
    
    is that because your name looks sexy?  or because you look sexy in
    person?  how come nobody ever approached me?  (or, to quote "In Living
    Color":  But you're not ready yet!  It takes *two* jerks to be Milli
    Vanilli!  So have a friend buy the kit also, and you're on your way...)
    

    Johnathan
    
    Mike V looks extremely sexy in person
    
    
    
    
    hi mike :-)
    
    
    
    
    E Grace I lied
    
    Bonnie

    >>E Grace I lied
    
    >>Bonnie
    
    'bout which?
    
    E Grace
    

    you'll have to figure that one out your self.
    
    :-)

    re 3.50 (me ;-)-
    
    I've moved to another job within Digital, in the west coast branch of
    the Independent Software Vendor Group, supporting ISVs who are porting
    or maintaining software applications on DEC workstations.  Please don't
    send mail to skylrk::olson anymore; I'm now at SX4GTO::OLSON.
    
    DougO

    just wanted to put a quick comment in for those who come at a later
    time, and see my intro, and wonder what it is supposed to mean.
    
    well, it doesn't really mean anything, but if you want to read it,
    one way to decipher it is to print it out, then draw a spiral starting
    at the upper left corner, working your way in.  that should make it
    easier to follow the lines.
    
         I wrote it
         ato, eh?  l
         e         i
         n .siht  ek
   
    To steal a quote from Douglas Adams,
    
    So long, and Thanks for all the fish.
    
    jonathan
    

    Re. 3.78,
    
    There goes the neighbourhood ;-) Hey Don, that leaves me only one file
    where I note where you don't note! ;-)
    
    Ad
    
    PS: it wasn't me! it wasn't me! it wasn't me! :-}

    No, Ad.......
    
    IT WAS ME.....IT WAS ME.....
    
    I referred Don to Note 12.551 in which I referred to him as my "new
    friend across the ocean", not realizing that he had never been in 
    Womannotes......
    
    I hope he enjoys this forum as much as I do.....and I promise to not
    let him "trash" up the neighborhood any more than he does "Friends"..
    
    So forgive me for the New Year for "referring" Don to Womannotes....
    It won't happen again, I assure you....
    

    Of course you're forgiven, Barb. 
    
    Actually, I'm impressed with this Conference.
    
    Don
    *8-)

    Re .59
    
    Bless you, Cheyenne!
    
    Don
    *8-)

    "Welcome, Andrea," she said in a professional voice.
    
    (Yes, yes, a new, official person to hug....calm down...now *stop*
    that!...that tickles!...you can't all climb on me at once!)
    
    E Grace

E Grace,

>    (Yes, yes, a new, official person to hug....calm down...now *stop*
>    that!...that tickles!...you can't all climb on me at once!)

But we can try .... and it's your fault, too.  (giggles)

-Andrea 

    It's GOOD to see Bonnie Randall's name again!
    
    E Grace

    Bonnie,
    Does that mean you have #1 published?
    manisha

    Welcome back --bonnie, now I will have to go back to checking the 
    previous author to see who people are replying to!
    
    Missed you!
    
    hugs
    
    bonnie j

    re: .65
    
    No, it means I've decided to recycle #1 as fireplace starter!
    
    --bonnie

    Welcome, Liz!
    
    E Grace

    Welcome to Pam from Landover, Md.  I'm from down there (Vienna, Va.)
    but am now up here in the cold north.
    
    -Mary

    Hi, Lynne.  Where in MRO1 will you be?
    
    E Grace

    Hi Lynne,
    
    nice to see you in the file..
    
    Bonnie

    ... I always free-associated it to mean that you, for some strange
    reason, thought YUK ON SECs...  And I have it on the most reputable
    soon-to-be-ex-midwestern authority that that was NEVER the case...
    
        :-)  :-)
    
    Welcome to the ranks of the identifiable, and long may you emanate and
    absorb HUGs from your new E-location!!
    
    Dan, the mesHUGana one... (and yes, that's a mis-casement of Meshugana,
    which means nutty in Yiddish!:-)

    re: Margaret
    
    Congratulations!  I love the groundhog's day elopement -- what a
    great idea.
    
    --bonnie

excuse me for the silly question, Liam, but how does one pronounce your third 
child's name?  It looks really nice, but I have no idea how to say it!

Sara

    	A woman at the local (Nashua) book store is named
    	Siobhan. I asked what kinda name it was. She said
    	Gaelic. Siobhan is pronounced:
    
    		Shove on, but one word
    
    	Scott

    Oh yes, Siobhan is a wonderful name.
    
    There is an Irish actress Siobhan McKenna.  A radio announcer 
    mangled it beautifully recently as an intro to her reading (on a
    recording) James Joyce.  She did a one-woman play of excerpts
    from Ulysses, the Molly Bloom scenes, that was magnificent.  I'd
    seen it in NYC and was thrilled to hear it on radio as performed
    by "See O Bah Han".  :^)
    
       Margaret (who also cannot figure out Gaelic pronunciations from
                 the spelling and had a LOT of fun in Ireland trying)

    My grandmother said her name 'shhiVAHN' ... which is how I learned to
    say it as one of my own names.  My other grandfather persisted in
    saying it 'shuhVAN' as that's how it was said in naming his sister.
    Hence, I presume there is some regional variation.
    
    My cousin Caitlin finally stopped using that name over here as even her
    own husband [the Philistine, ;^) ] refused to pronounce it other than
    Kate-lin [rather than the Cawch-lin she grew up on

    The one woman I know with the name Siobhan pronounces it "Shawn".
    
    --- jerry

    	This is directed to Ms. Barber-Mingo:
    
    	What's a "soft giant?"
    
    	Scott

    Big Soft Fuzzy guys that are sweet, gentle, like to cook, like
    to iron, like to wash clothes, and have broad shoulers.
    Six Feet tall teddy bears with smiles that light up their faces.
    Huge, but not frightening, usually comforting in their bulk.
    
    Basically,
    Mr. Barber-Mingo's
    
    Cindi :->
    

Hi /wendy -

Nice to have you here.  Look forward to hearing from you.

Have to ponder the school/no relatives thing.  I like to think there
is always a way, though I realize it isn't always true.  How are
you doing with the job "looking?"

Barb

    Thank you, Barb.
    
    As for the school/no relatives problem is concerned, I have a feeling
    that, at this time of my/my childrens' lives, I have all the stress I
    can handle, occasionally peaking at just that one bit too much.  No
    more room on my plate for anything but dreams.  For now.  I know this
    will change in a few years.  
    
    I'll let you know about the job search.  I'm not sure myself quite yet.
    
    /Wendy  

Welcome to the party!

Where did you start as a machinist?  Could it have been Westfield?
I started there as a fork truck driver in '75 - reactions to me
were really interesting then.  I'll bet you have some stories....

Gee, maybe we should start a trail blazers string for stories of
the absurditites in being a "first."

Anyway, happy noting!

Barb

    I started in the Mill in the Model Shop not production.
    
    The stories are endless...even till today.
    
    Heidi
    

    Hi Mary Anne...
    
    took you long enough!
    
    :-)
    
    Bonnie

Mary Anne seems to have had more, and more varied, jobs than I have had, in 
roughly the same amount of time.  That's an accomplishment!  Crawled around
nuclear subs?  Vietnam-era vet? Yikes!

welcome home, welcome in

Sara

    She's also a pretty neat person, ;-) I wish she'd not left WMO!
    
    BJ

    Re: last couple
    
    
    blush.
    
    I guess I've crammed a lot into my 42 years. I forgot to mention that
    I am a sports "nut" and I've been riding motorcycles since I was 16.
    Had a great boyfriend who thought it was a bother to have me on the
    back of his bike, so he taught me how to ride so I could get my own.
    He also taught me how to play pool and shoot rifles.  He was a guy
    ahead of his time!
    
    My friends call me Tewks.  Hope to meet more of you soon.  Thanks for
    the warm welcome.
    

    ... so, what I want to know, is that E Grace in the local telephone
    commercial?
    
    					Ann B.

    Yaya!!!!!  
    
    Two favorite people sign in.  Also, my favorite companions in my
    favorite activities.
    
    Hugs and basketball, silly.
    

greetings Ron, from a new-Vermonter to an old-Vermonter

Sara 

    Hi Sara,
    
    	Where in Vermont do you hail from?  I'm originally from Putney.
    Thinking about my years in VT brings warmth to my heart and a lump to
    my throat.  Have you had a chance to go to a sugar on snow party?  You
    aren't a VT'er 'til you have!  ;')
    
    				Regards,
    				  Ron

    hEllo E!
    
    	A lot of pEoplE rEally missEd you whilE you wErE absEnt!
    
    Richard

    Hi Corinne!
    
    This is the first time in ages I have had time to actually open =WN=, I
    have just been reading notes extracted in batch and browsing through 
    them, or even sometimes deleting them without even reading them when
    I needed the disk space, BUT ... I saw your intro some time ago and
    swore to myself I'd say hello first chance I got !
    
    My brother asked me to say hello for him. I don't know if he ever told
    you, but Atlanta was the town he preferred in the States!
    
    Nice to see you here, I wish I had more time to participate!
    
    Warm regards,
    Joana 

While I don't object to your choosing a "handle" for yourself, I'm a bit
concerned that your use of --> -d. <-- is likely to cause occasional
confusion to people who know me as --> -d <--

As I explained in 4.17, I'd rather not use my given name.  Can we work
out a deal here?  :-)

-d (no period)

	...and remember... --D and -D! are taken already as well ;-)

						--D

    Gosh!  All the good letters get snapped up quick!
    
    E

    Well, fierynt....
    
    Anybody using "Q"?
    
    guess it's gonna be Daniel from now on :-)

    re.100 >Anybody using "Q"?
    
    I take it you're not a trekkie? :-)

re.100 >Anybody using "Q"?

	I don't think Peter Quodling notes here.  ;-)


						--D

    Besides, Peter uses "q" --
    
    					andrew

    The man who used to do file directories for us, who left a year
    or so ago, used to sign his notes 'Q'
    
    Bonnie

    well how about this:
    
    -------
    \  D  /
     \   /
      \ /
    
    This being a vague replica of the pride buttons we sold at Dartmouth
    during AIDS awareness week...
    
    Of course, we couldn't decide whether that was "D" as in "Dartmouth" or
    "D" as in...
    
    hee.

    Re: .105  Dartmouth Sips...... :-}
    
    REK
    
    Is the Village Green still open?

    
    
    
    Well, Danial     -------
                     \  D  /
                      \   /
                       \ /
    
    
    You certainly can't say your entry into the file has gone unnoticed!
    
    E Grace	

	That's right - I think he does...	--D

Bonnie, 	

		Dick Wagman?		--D

    tenQ
    
    :-)

    --D,
    
    I was gonna ask if it was Dick Wagman, too.  I don't know how he signed
    his notes because I didn't start noting until after he left DEC.  But
    I do know that he had the letter Q all over his office and had a book
    of Q's.  He once explained to me that his obsession with the letter Q
    began as a child and had something to do with a gift his sister gave
    him.
    
    Mary

    Re: Q... If you had seen his office in MR01 you could tell he 
    "liked" the letter Q.....
    
    REK

	Hmmm... Maybe I better snatch up -A, --A, or A! while there's still
	time!


	-Andy

    Well, I didn't respond to all the Q comments, but Andy's reference to A
    has me scared...remember, aq is taken!
    
    aq
    

    Hi Pete!  Fancy meeting you here!  ;')
    
    Ron

    as long as you never, ever capitalize it!

    Yes.  I am.  But thank you for asking.
    
    E 

    RE.115
    Hi Ron!  How could I not be here.  You know I only associate with the
    best people.  8^).
    
    -Pete

>	Hmmm... Maybe I better snatch up -A, --A, or A! while there's still
>	time!

	Okay Andy, which one do you want?? :^)

	amy 

>>>	Hmmm... Maybe I better snatch up -A, --A, or A! while there's still
>>>	time!

>	Okay Andy, which one do you want?? :^)

>	amy 


    Well... keep me informed too!  I think Amy and amy is a bit too
    subtle :-)  Well... this is one good thing about not being on the
    same node anymore.. :-)  :-(

    Amy

I think we should all adopt the same signature...

			-d

>	Okay Andy, which one do you want?? :^)


	Let's see...


	Blah blah blah, blah
	mumble rutabega mumble.

	-A


	Blah blah blah, blah
	mumble rutabega mumble.

	--A


	Blah blah blah, blah
	mumble rutabega mumble.

	A!

        I could just abbreviate my last name and sign as
        
        D'E

    "A!" is taken - my ex (Andy) uses it.  :-)
    
    D!

    but D! does he note?
    
    BJ

	Back to the drawing board...

    No, but he "nets", and the line between netting and noting is becoming
    finer and finer all the time...when someone says "Oh *YOU'RE* DBang" I
    never know whether it's a netter, a noter, or both...
    
    D!

<    <<< Note 5.118 by CARTUN::NOONAN "excavator of a beautiful butterfly" >>>
<
<    Yes.  I am.  But thank you for asking.
<    
<    E 

E, you are *not* plain!

     Carol

    Welcome Debbi J -
    
    It is nice to see an old friend in =wn=.
    
    Bonnie

    Naw, it can't be a different person.. Debbi-J, didn't you work
    on NR05 a little while ago?.. In personal?
    
    REK

    I would like to welcome our newest noter: Jody Bobbitt!
    
    
    hughughughughugmyfriendhughughughug
    
    E Grace

    
    re: 3.99 doug
    
     welcome to =wn='s...
    
    i agree that this is one of the best conferences around, but i also
    think that a southern accent can be extremely charming and pleasent to 
    hear.
    
    much more so than the strange way that folks talk north of the
    mason-dixon line! (-:  
    
    [re: most - yeah, i know. it was a risk i weighed. (-;]
    
    ~r (located somewhere in the south... usually.)

    
    
    congrats debbi!! (-:

    
    Hi Tara!  Nice to see you here. :-)

    Welcome, Tara! And just to prove to you that wn has everything,
    I can give you the name of a sheep farm in Ireland you can
    practice on on your next vacation! I have a sister whose family
    raises cattle in Ireland.
    
    Eileen