| I was a little concerned when Da Swami told me he was getting
a new pair of black Nike's. I could live with that. He was then
seen shoping around for some phenobarbs, muttering something about
a space ship and bieng damn near last in the contest. But, in true
Race Reptile fashion, he has decided to do the next worst thing to
catching the spaceship. The man is moving to Iowa! May he rest
in peace. Last I heard he was mumbling something about Knoxville
and V-8's. As a founding member of the Nascar file (and the Racing
file before we got kicked out), I hope he's back on line real soon.
Have a good trip, and leave the purple shroud in Pa.......Gaffer
From: US1RMC::"tfoley@enter.net" "MAIL-11 Daemon" 12-MAY-1997 21:22:06.30
To: delni::Gaffney
CC:
Subj: Da Swami's takin the gloves off, now!
Okay, now we are ready to rock 'n roll. Not only is da swami "on the
board", but thanks to his sidekick...da gaffer, he knows what da
problem has been with the prognostication process to date.
Seems that in a routine bs session, da gaffer mentioned the Hale-Bop
comet to da swami. Turns out that that's what's freakin up the
signals from my alien buddies. Okay, so how do we fix this? Da
Swami gets an idea...far out...but it just might work. I hop on a
plane and fly out to Iowa and sure enough, the next week I score
points. Instantly, with the keen gravel-like intelligence of the
genius that he is, da swami knows he must change locations to win the
contest.
Derefore, da swami has gone and procured a job for himself in Iowa.
Dats right, Mr. and Mrs. Swami will be movin on out to the land of
cows and pigs and corn. Oh it's not gonna be easy, da swami was
forced into takin a big pay raise but hey, tough times call for
drastic actions. Also, I'm gonna be out 'o touch on the internet for
a couple weeks till I find a provider and get hooked up.
I'll be here for a while, till the end of May, and then I'll be off
the air for a little. Mr. Norm your lowness, I will duly submit some
picks for the races I will miss before I go off the air. BTW Da
Swami's havin a get together on June 1 at his house to say adieu to
both of his friends. HAHA. Anybody want to come? There's a prize
for the person who comes the most distance to attend.
ALSO.....anybody who may want BOSS TOP ROW TICKETS to the Richmond
Night Race in September, get ahold of my buddy Gaffer and they be
yours at face value. ALSO there are available, 2 EXCELLENT seats for
the July LOUDON race...again at face value...again see da gaffer for
details. Last but not least..thank you for shopping at KMart.
As of June 9th, da swami, in honor of his new home, will be
henceforth and heretofore known as DES SWAMI of DES MOINES. AND I
WILL WIN DA CONTEST!
have a nice day
Da (soon to be Des) Swami.
da swami
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| As a original race reptile member, I am quite sad you and Jimmy
Spencer will not be attending Hair Club for men meetings anymore
in Berwick PA.
In a few months you will discover the ASA series, Dave Marcis fan club,
and Double A baseball. If you see Radar O'Reilly on a tractor give him
a wave for me.
Good luck to you and the Mrs.
CJ
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