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157.1 | From the Internet | CRASHR::JILLY | COSROCS -- In Thrust We Trust | Fri Oct 22 1993 14:47 | 5 |
157.2 | Another from the Internet | CRASHR::JILLY | COSROCS -- In Thrust We Trust | Fri Oct 22 1993 14:48 | 6 |
157.3 | this is great!! | SOLVIT::PLATT | | Fri Oct 22 1993 18:25 | 6 |
157.4 | Racing Humor..(?) | CSC32::P_SHERRY | | Thu Oct 28 1993 21:54 | 6 |
157.5 | Stolen from the Internet | CRASHR::JILLY | COSROCS -- In Thrust We Trust | Fri Oct 29 1993 10:50 | 6 |
157.6 | Davey goes to Heaven | MSDOA::GUY | Do you really read this? | Tue Feb 01 1994 18:42 | 33 |
157.7 | "polish victory lap" | MSDOA::GUY | Do you really read this? | Tue Apr 05 1994 18:09 | 13 |
157.8 | You saying he's a slowpoke? ;^) | VMSNET::M_MACIOLEK | Four54 Camaro/Only way to fly | Wed Apr 06 1994 10:57 | 5 |
157.9 | DW's prayer meetings | SOLVIT::PLATT | | Wed Apr 06 1994 16:17 | 8 |
157.10 | New Awards :*) | CRASHR::JILLY | COSROCS -- In Thrust We Trust | Wed Jul 20 1994 18:46 | 12 |
157.11 | | VMSNET::M_MACIOLEK | Four54 Camaro/Only way to fly | Wed Oct 12 1994 16:08 | 18 |
157.12 | | DNEAST::MALCOLM_BRUC | | Wed Oct 12 1994 17:18 | 10 |
157.13 | | CRASHR::JILLY | COSROCS -- In Thrust We Trust | Mon Dec 19 1994 12:40 | 60 |
157.14 | | CRASHR::JILLY | COSROCS -- In Thrust We Trust | Mon Dec 19 1994 12:41 | 67 |
157.16 | The corrected list | ZENDIA::ROLLER | Life's a batch, then you SYS$EXIT | Wed Mar 29 1995 12:23 | 22 |
157.17 | | CRASHR::JILLY | COSROCS -- In Thrust We Trust | Wed Mar 29 1995 17:48 | 52 |
157.18 | Top 10 Rain Delay Time Killers | CRASHR::JILLY | COSROCS -- In Thrust We Trust | Fri Apr 28 1995 15:06 | 22 |
157.19 | TOP 10 SIGNS EARNHARDTS' GOING SOFT | CRASHR::JILLY | COSROCS -- In Thrust We Trust | Fri May 05 1995 20:01 | 25 |
157.20 | | CRASHR::JILLY | COSROCS -- In Thrust We Trust | Sun Jun 04 1995 20:23 | 23 |
157.21 | Another Top Ten | CRASHR::JILLY | COSROCS -- In Thrust We Trust | Mon Jul 10 1995 17:39 | 34 |
157.22 | Funniest Thing That Happened To... | CRASHR::JILLY | COSROCS -- In Thrust We Trust | Thu Jul 13 1995 18:54 | 40 |
157.23 | Another Top 10 | CRASHR::JILLY | COSROCS -- In Thrust We Trust | Mon Jul 17 1995 21:45 | 25 |
157.24 | | CRASHR::JILLY | COSROCS -- In Thrust We Trust | Thu Jul 27 1995 20:16 | 38 |
157.25 | Another Top 10 | CRASHR::JILLY | COSROCS -- In Thrust We Trust | Tue Aug 01 1995 14:59 | 28 |
157.26 | Top 10 | CRASHR::JILLY | COSROCS -- In Thrust We Trust | Wed Aug 09 1995 15:16 | 29 |
157.27 | | CRASHR::JILLY | COSROCS -- In Thrust We Trust | Wed Aug 09 1995 15:16 | 28 |
157.28 | | CRASHR::JILLY | COSROCS -- In Thrust We Trust | Tue Aug 15 1995 21:21 | 23 |
157.29 | A pretty good TOP 10 | CRASHR::JILLY | COSROCS -- In Thrust We Trust | Tue Aug 22 1995 17:52 | 30 |
157.30 | | CRASHR::JILLY | COSROCS -- In Thrust We Trust | Tue Aug 29 1995 16:28 | 22 |
157.31 | | CRASHR::JILLY | COSROCS -- In Thrust We Trust | Fri Sep 08 1995 20:41 | 22 |
157.32 | | CRASHR::JILLY | COSROCS -- In Thrust We Trust | Fri Sep 22 1995 14:41 | 25 |
157.33 | | CRASHR::JILLY | COSROCS -- In Thrust We Trust | Thu Oct 26 1995 18:25 | 20 |
157.34 | | CRASHR::JILLY | COSROCS -- In Thrust We Trust | Mon Oct 30 1995 19:18 | 22 |
157.35 | | CRASHR::JILLY | COSROCS -- In Thrust We Trust | Wed Nov 01 1995 21:51 | 16 |
157.36 | | BSS::JILSON | COSROCS -- In Thrust We Trust | Thu Nov 16 1995 21:08 | 25 |
157.37 | | BSS::JILSON | COSROCS -- In Thrust We Trust | Mon Nov 20 1995 15:58 | 25 |
157.38 | | BSS::JILSON | COSROCS -- In Thrust We Trust | Thu Nov 23 1995 18:58 | 27 |
157.39 | | BSS::JILSON | COSROCS -- In Thrust We Trust | Mon Dec 11 1995 23:18 | 29 |
157.40 | | BSS::JILSON | COSROCS -- In Thrust We Trust | Wed Dec 27 1995 12:48 | 27 |
157.41 | A Green Recliner? | VMSNET::M_MACIOLEK | Four54 Camaro/Only way to fly | Wed Dec 27 1995 12:58 | 8 |
157.42 | | BSS::JILSON | COSROCS -- In Thrust We Trust | Tue Jan 02 1996 19:30 | 31 |
157.43 | | VMSNET::M_MACIOLEK | Four54 Camaro/Only way to fly | Thu Feb 29 1996 15:41 | 26 |
157.44 | | BSS::JILSON | COSROCS -- In Thrust We Trust | Mon Mar 18 1996 19:47 | 26 |
157.45 | | BSS::JILSON | COSROCS -- In Thrust We Trust | Tue Apr 09 1996 20:47 | 30 |
157.46 | WALLACE | NETRIX::"RICKS::MBIRKHIM (mbirkhim@ricks.enet.dec.com)" | Missy Birkhimer | Tue Jul 16 1996 14:46 | 13 |
157.47 | | BSS::JILSON | WFH in the Chemung River Valley | Sun Feb 23 1997 14:21 | 31 |
| Article 107230 of rec.autos.sport.nascar:
Subject: TOP10:EARNHARDT EXCUSES!
TOP 10 DALE EARNHARDT EXCUSES FOR NOT WINNING THE DAYTONA 500
-=GK=-
10.Had to battle bitchin' case of head lice after letting his fan club
president try on helmet before the race
9.Suspension cam wasn't working, had to flip car on roof to show crowd
new sponsor's shocks
8.Got overcome by cheap perfume and whiskey fumes from the Rusty Wallace
groupie grandstand
7.Slowed to avoid hitting a busload of nuns on their way to deliver food
to needy children and was hit by that heathen Jarrett!
6.Had damned new bifocal contacts in sideways
5.Suspects Gordon had really big Shop Vac hidden in car and sucked all
the air off number 3's spoiler
4.The other guys didn't honor NASCAR's new, "I promise to play nice"
rule
3.Just couldn't stop thinking about finding Todd Bodine's underpants
in Teresa's glovebox
2.Thinking about switching to the Cartoon Newtwork team next year,
needed to see what it was like to drive bent pieces of crap
AND THE NUMBER 1 DALE EARNHARDT EXCUSE:
1. Guess nailing Tammie Faye Bakker before the race didn't get him
closer to God!
-=GK=-
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157.48 | | BSS::JILSON | WFH in the Chemung River Valley | Mon Feb 24 1997 13:26 | 79 |
| Article 107524 of rec.autos.sport.nascar:
From: ron@sj.unisys.com (Ron Hickman)
Subject: NASCAR Book: "The Book of Stock Car Wisdom"
I found a little book today entitled _The Book of Stock Car
Wisdom_, and thought you'd like to ... read a few pearls from it:
"You can live life well or just live. And the person who makes
that decision is you." -Bobby Allison
"When I first started racing, you didn't dare bring your wife
or girlfriend to the race, because half the people were drunk
and the rest were fighting." -Richard Petty
"Early on, the cars were getting faster and faster. And with
good reason: everybody was cheating." -Richard Petty
"Speed? I wouldn't mind if we drove this car 250 miles per hour.
My bass boat goes faster than 100, and I'm thinking about putting
a second motor on it." -Neil Bonnet
"He's a junkyard dog and I like him, although I get mad at him
when he pushes people around." -Rick Hendrick on Dale Earnhardt
"Everything I've accomplished in my career I trace back to being
taught by Ralph Earnhardt." -Dale Earnhardt
"I raced Ralph for years and years and Dale drives just like his
Daddy." -Ned Jarrett
"There's a fine line between being confident and being obnoxious."
-Darrell Waltrip
"Mr. Johnson, you don't know who I am, but some day I'd sure like
to drive for you." -Jimmy Spencer, age 22
"If you're gonna play with the rattlesnakes, you better know what
rattlesnakes do." -Smokey Yunick
"First you learn to drive fast. Next, you learn to drive fast in
traffic. Then, you learn how to do it for 500 miles." -Alan Kulwicki
"Stay out of trouble. The money is at the end of the race, not the
beginning." -Buck Baker
"There aren't any new frontiers anymore, not even the moon. The only
thing left for these guys is to go a little deeper into that first
turn." -Ken Squier
"I never hit anybody out of malice or recklessness...unless they bump
me twice." -Tim Flock
"Driving a race car is like dancing with a chainsaw." -Cale Yarbourough
"I was doing plenty wrong, but they done wronger." -Richard Petty
(after winning the Nashville 400)
"The best way to make a small fortune in racing is to start with a
big one." -Junior Johnson
"Why did I take up racing? I was too lazy to work and too chicken
to steal." -Tim Richmond
"Talladega is the only place where we finish closer than we start."
-Terry Labonte
"I'm determined to stick around until I win one. That means I'll be
driving forever." -Marty Robbins
"Sometimes you win by being the best of what's left." -Bill Elliott
"I used to like the St. Louis Cardinals because I lived in St. Louis,
but I can't cheer for them now. Wrong brewery." -Rusty Wallace
"I got out about the time the money got in." -Coo Coo Marlin
_The Book of Stock Car WisdoM_ compiled and edited
by Criswell Freeman, 1996. ISBN 1-887655-12-3
Walnut Grove Press, Nashville, TN (615) 256-8584
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