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Conference vaxcat::friends

Title:Welcome to Friends!
Moderator:POWDML::VENTURA
Created:Mon Mar 09 1992
Last Modified:Fri Jun 06 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:437
Total number of notes:35174

183.0. "If I could be any animal in the universe (real or fantasy)" by ZEKE::STARBRIGHT (Serenity) Fri Feb 11 1994 02:34

    This is the "If I could be an animal, I would be a _______ and this is
    the reason why" note.
    
    Serenity
    The original party animal
    
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183.1well......???????JGODCL::NOORDIJKalmost 3 weeks onlyyyy! ;-)))Fri Feb 11 1994 10:1722
    
    Good idea Serenity! ;-) 
    
    Before I say what I think I would be....
    Maybe some of you will recognize what I am about to explain...
    Whenever I walk through the streets and see people I somehow can very 
    often see what type of animal it would be if they were to be animals!
    Like in cartoons and all, there are certain characteristics that you
    then see also in a certain person. 
    Some people realy have something of a seal or walrus when others would
    be a hawk or bear or you name it! ;-) 
    
    ME???? What I would wish to be in one thing but if all people were to
    be changed to animals then I would be a black panther..I think???????
    I'm always doing things, can be pretty lazy at moments and can be
    real gentle with my lover! I also like to have food on the table an
    build or find my own shelter........Enough explanation??? ;-)))))
     
    m. ;-)
    
      
    
183.2That's me that is :-)))))))))))))WISH::WASON"Thursday again, all Day!!"Fri Feb 11 1994 11:037
	If I could be an animal I'd be a Lion. Why?  I'd be proud, strong and 
	king of this jungle :-)) hehehe. No really I feel I could be a cat, not
	a quiet curl up on your lap type cat, but a big loud listen to me type
	cat. :-)))))))

	
	Tracy (hear me rooooaaaarrrrrr)
183.3Tracy a roaring cat!??? nahhhhh! ;-)JGODCL::NOORDIJKalmost 3 weeks onlyyyy! ;-)))Fri Feb 11 1994 11:199
    
        hehehehe! Tracy! a lappussycat? nahhhhh! But isn't isn't
        roaringgggg either... more like purring! ;-)))))
        Did you know I am a lion by atrology! ;-)))) 31st of July! ;-)
        I am the leader, proud and strong!.....not! ;-))))
           
        hehehehe I'm glad you aren't sittin' on my fence! pussycat! ;-) 
        m. ;-)))))
    
183.4WISH::WASON"Thursday again, all Day!!"Fri Feb 11 1994 11:254
Heeyyyy Mark :-)))))  me too I'm a Leo - 11 August.


Tracy
183.5hehehehehe! love it! ;-)JGODCL::NOORDIJKalmost 3 weeks onlyyyy! ;-)))Fri Feb 11 1994 11:319
    
    Now why did I have a feeling you were going to say that? ;-))))))))))
    Hehehehehehe! 2 of the same nature ey? ;-)))))))
    Wellllll...... I sure am *proud* to be 'your' friend!
    ;-)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
    
    m.;-)   
    
   
183.6PurrrrrrrrEARRTH::DREYERMake new friends, but keep the old!Fri Feb 11 1994 15:076
If I could be an animal, I'd be a cat with an owner like me.  The reason of
course is that they're spoiled rotten, don't have to work, can just sleep all
day and play all night, have their backs scratched, bellies rubbed...just be
rubbed all over just for being themselves in return.  Sighhhh, what a life!

Lola
183.7LEVERS::WOODFORDWhereDoIGetOffThisCrazyRide?Fri Feb 11 1994 15:558
    
    If I could be any animal in the world, I'd be a giraffe.  I am so
    little and short, that I want to be something very tall.  Then I 
    could see over the tops of the cubicles around here, like everyone
    else. :*)
    
    Terrie
    
183.8Monkey, cat, gazelle..CHEFS::WARRENJMM<---->RR=BewitchingFri Feb 11 1994 16:027
    
    Terrie, somehow I always got the impression you were tall.  :-)
    
    I'm having a tough time deciding what I'd like to be!
    
    Jackie
    
183.9JGODCL::NOORDIJKalmost 3 weeks onlyyyy! ;-)))Fri Feb 11 1994 17:074
     hahahahahaha! that is funny Terrie! ;-))))) hehehehe
    
     m. ;-)
    
183.11MEOC02::CASEYYES..it REALLY is BATMAN!!Fri Feb 11 1994 17:2012
183.12CHEFS::WARRENJBlack suited n tail swishin'Fri Feb 11 1994 17:238
    Oh, Batman...
    
    How long have you been peering in the cubicles!
    
    And you a superhero, too!  Tut tut
    
    
    Purrrr!
183.13USAT02::NOORDIJKrubberband girl meFri Feb 11 1994 17:304
    
    I'd be a dolphin, sleek, fun-filled and curious about humans. :v)
    
    t.
183.14JGODCL::NOORDIJKalmost 3 weeks onlyyyy! ;-)))Fri Feb 11 1994 17:338
    
    re:13 Are dolphins horny too love????? ;-)))))))))))))))))))
    
          oops!!!! thought We were in vaxmail for a sec there! ;-))))))
          m. ;-)
    
    
    
183.15*splash*USAT02::NOORDIJKrubberband girl meFri Feb 11 1994 17:345
    
    
    why do you think they're smiling all the time? ;v))))))))))))
    
    t.
183.17CHEFS::WARRENJBlack suited n tail swishin'Fri Feb 11 1994 18:106
     re.16
    
    Lunch!   :-d
    
    
    Purrrrrr
183.19LEVERS::WOODFORDWhereDoIGetOffThisCrazyRide?Fri Feb 11 1994 18:298
    
    re: .17/.18  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    
    The thoughts that conjure in my mind!!!! hehehehe
    
    
    Terrie
    
183.20SUBPAC::SADINThe easy way is always mined..Fri Feb 11 1994 19:1212
    
    
    re: /gina
    
    	har har....very funny! ;*)
    
    If I were going to be an animal, then I'd be a hawk. I can't imagine
    any better feeling than being able to soar above everything and not be
    resticted to the ground. <sigh>....
    
    
    chico
183.21Roooooooooooar!YUPPY::HARVIEKDFri Feb 11 1994 20:359
    
    I'd be a grisly bear. So I could walk about snarling and send people
    into a frenzy, wreck picnics and sleep for half the year.....
    
    
    I could also be hairy in public.....
    
    
    Dave
183.22SUBPAC::SADINThe easy way is always mined..Fri Feb 11 1994 21:196
    
    
    careful, I might make you into a rug....;*)
    
    
    chico
183.23AYRPLN::VENTURAAim at nothing &amp; you'll hit itTue Feb 15 1994 00:5413
    If I could be an animal??
    
    
    
    
    I'll bet most of you can guess ...
    
    
    
    
    I'd be one of MY cats!!  Why?  Because they're spoiled rotten! (-:
    
    H
183.24they are sooooo rotten, you can smell them a mile away ;^PMVDS02::BELFORTII forgive you.... chillingTue Feb 15 1994 00:552
    If I could be an animal it would be one of Holly's cats.... for the
    same reason!
183.25MVDS02::BELFORTII forgive you.... chillingTue Feb 15 1994 00:562
    NO... Holly's house doesn't smell bad... it's a play on words,
    people!!!  Honest... just a play on words!
183.26hahahaha! I know! ;-)JGODCL::NOORDIJKOne down....3 to go! ;-)Tue Mar 01 1994 14:368
    
    I would want to be that loggerhead turtle!!! ;-)
    
    For those who don't know.....there is a loggerhead turtle story that 
    a loggerhead turtle is raping divers ;-))))))))))))))))
    
    m. ;-) hehehehehehe
    
183.27Wonder what t. will say about this!EARRTH::DREYERMake new friends, but keep the old!Tue Mar 01 1994 14:587
    
>    I would want to be that loggerhead turtle!!! ;-)
    
 Hmm, interesting revelation Mark, the loggerhead raped a male!!!

Lola    

183.28Hahahahaha hi Laura! ;-))))))JGODCL::NOORDIJKOne down....3 to go! ;-)Tue Mar 01 1994 15:098
    Hahahaha Lola! that was just because there wasn't a female diver
    around! ;-)))))))))))) Do you ever dive?  hahahahahahahahaha! 
    Now hold on there! It's a turtle we are talking about here! ;-))))))
    
    HAHAHAHAHAHA! This subject is so hillarious! ;-))))) Wonder what turned
    the animal on???? ;-))))) 
    
    
183.29EARRTH::DREYERMake new friends, but keep the old!Tue Mar 01 1994 15:458
Haha Mark...I never have scuba dived, but do like to snorkle!

Don't know what turned the turtle on, but there are reports of amorous dolphins
as well!!

Lola    
    

183.30JGODCL::NOORDIJKOne down....3 to go! ;-)Tue Mar 01 1994 15:498
    
    Hehehe Lola, perhaps turtles like to *snorkle* too! ;-))))))
    
    Snorkle is where you blow and suck air right? ;-))))
    
    hahahahaha! ;-) 
    I think I better go and wash my mouth with soap again! ;-)))))
    m. ;-))))
183.31SUBPAC::SADINslightly unstableTue Mar 01 1994 15:526
    
    
    	Dolphins too? Egad....is nothing sacred....:)
    
    
    chico
183.32EARRTH::DREYERMake new friends, but keep the old!Tue Mar 01 1994 15:5233
Yeah, I guess it does Mark!!!!  Here's more...

================================================================================
Note 721.9                     Turtle rapes diver!                       9 of 12
WMOIS::CHAVEZ                                        24 lines  14-MAR-1990 16:49
                              -< Dolphin "Love" >-
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    Hey, wait a minute!  My husband and I, along with a good number of
    other witnesses, watched as a male Dolphin repeatedly kept trying to 
    "get cozy" with a female swimmer.  He kept positioning himself under
    her so she could even swim!  This was at a Dolphin Research Center
    in Key Largo.  It wasn't as if the Dolphin was "deprived" or any-
    thing.  In fact, in that area of the canal there was both an
    adult male and female.  Perhaps the male was trying to make the
    female jealous :^)   
    
    Anyway, swimming in the same area of the canal, I was glad his 
    "affections" were focused on her.  He made a couple of "passes" 
    by me out of curiosity, but I was rejected for "the other" woman.  
    Thank God!!  :-}  And believe me, from what I saw going on - there 
    was no denying his intentions.  When we finished the swim the woman 
    asked, with chagrin, if anyone had ever had a human, dolphin baby 
    before.  And then expressed gratitude she had been wearing a suit, 
    or else...
    
    The Research Center DID say we were the Dolphin's toys - to keep them
    interested and coming back (they could leave the canal at any time).
    Of course, they hadn't told us "love toys"!  They certainly had plenty 
    to report on that day!
    
    

183.33yeahhhh! JGODCL::NOORDIJKOne down....3 to go! ;-)Tue Mar 01 1994 15:572
    I don't care who sais what but I take this 33 quickly! ;-)))
    
183.34very peculiar! ;-))))) JGODCL::NOORDIJKOne down....3 to go! ;-)Tue Mar 01 1994 16:008
     Now to the real stuff! I don't believe what I am reading here! ;-)))
    
     Unbelievable that the animals have that kind of behaviour???? must be
     only around mating season then? ;-)
     Do dolphins have these?? ;-)
     m. ;-)
    
    
183.35Guess it's only natural...EARRTH::DREYERMake new friends, but keep the old!Tue Mar 01 1994 16:597
Mark,

Not really unbelievable that animals have these feelings...just ask Joyce what
the dog did to her!!! Hahaha!!! Right t.?

Lola

183.36LEVERS::WOODFORDThingsThatGoEEEE EEEE EEEETue Mar 01 1994 17:4310
    
    HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    
    That's right!  I remember that too! :*)
    
    
    Good one Lola! hehehehehe :*)
    
    Terrie
    
183.37SUBPAC::SADINslightly unstableTue Mar 01 1994 20:495
    
    
    	I wonder if she's still finding dog food in her bed?
    
    
183.38MILPND::J_TOMAOLife's a journey not a destinationTue Mar 01 1994 21:166
    Thanks for the heads up on this string buddy :^}
    
    Lets see, no Chico honey - nope not finding any more dog food in my bed
    - besides, *he* preferred the couch :^}
    
    Jt
183.39SUBPAC::SADINslightly unstableTue Mar 01 1994 23:255
    
    
    	:*)
    
    
183.40USAT02::NOORDIJKcan you say Happy?Wed Mar 02 1994 02:2212
    
    Joyce, I remember you were glad to stop doggie-sitting! :v)
    
    Funny about the dolphins though... would expect them to be smarter
    than to try and mate with a human! :v)
    
    Oh yeah, that was my animal choice wasn't it?
    
    Mark, did you want to be the turtle or the diver? Hmmmmmmmmmmmm. 
    ;v))))))
    
    t.
183.41Close to a BMW ain't it! ;-)JGODCL::NOORDIJKbaby maker ;-)....'out for dinner'!Thu Mar 03 1994 11:3812
    re t.
    "Funny about the dolphins though... would expect them to be smarter
     than to try and mate with a human! :v)"
    
    Hahaha! Here I was telling t. I dodn't want to be the diver because 
    they were females! ;-)))) when she sais..."what are you talking
    about????" hehehehehehe 
    
    m. ;-) I'll be the BM! how's that? ;-))))))))) hehehehehe
    who in earth invented this? ;-))))) of courseeeeee! Terrie! ;-)))))
    
    
183.42You're all wierdXSTACY::DROSSHey! You sass that hoopy frood Danny Ross?Wed Mar 23 1994 18:0812
I'd like to be a Unicorn, or failing that, a Pegasus.

Or perhaps a little Squirrel.

Or a Cow (the most contented animal on Earth).

Maybe a little moggie will do.


Rgds,
Hig Hurtenflurst.

183.43SUBPAC::SADINslightly unstableWed Mar 23 1994 20:509
    
    
    	>                             -< You're all wierd >-
    
    
    	that's a given....;*)
    
    
    chico
183.44Hmmmm.XSTACY::DROSSHey! You sass that hoopy frood Danny Ross?Thu Mar 24 1994 12:226
I've changed my mind. I'd like to be a Grizzly Bear. One of the few animules in
the world with no natural predetors. Just romp around in the woods all day, eat
a few fish, scoff a pawfull or two of honey, and crash-out when I feel like it.
Anyone who has different ideas can go to hell (except the b**tard hunters, the
only creature that can take on a Grizzly, and that's only with the help of a
gun).
183.45SUBPAC::SADINslightly unstableThu Mar 24 1994 18:5516
    
    
    	>(except the b**tard hunters, the
>only creature that can take on a Grizzly, and that's only with the help of a
>gun).
    
    	What else should we use? ;*)
    
    "Hey Charlie, hand me my .375H&H.....I need a new rug for in front of
    the fireplace...."
    
    ;*)
    
    chico (part-time hunter, full time shooter!) :*)
    
    
183.46Bears can be very mean at times...CSC32::D_ROYERU breaka my Karma, I tucha U faceThu Mar 24 1994 19:235
183.47SUBPAC::SADINslightly unstableThu Mar 24 1994 20:126
    
    
    	Now where did I leave my Casull .454mag? Hmmmm....;*)
    
    
    chico
183.48And I *know* just the place..CHEFS::WARRENJmystery &amp; glamourThu Mar 24 1994 20:265
    
    
    Today I'd be a cute l'il puss-cat...curled up asleep
    
    Jackie
183.49SUBPAC::SADINslightly unstableThu Mar 24 1994 22:547
    
    
    	Today I'd be a hawk and cruise the warm skies above all the
    confusion down here...
    
    
    chico
183.50hahahahahaha! ;-)JGODCL::NOORDIJKBM out of orderFri Mar 25 1994 10:145
    I would be a big tom cat looking for sleepin' littllll curled up
    teeny pussy cats ;-)))
    
    m. ;-)
    
183.51USAT02::NOORDIJKthe penpal wifeFri Mar 25 1994 17:025
    
    re. 50  oh realllllly???????  just don't be messin' around outside
    my window ok?? ;v))))
    
    t.
183.52SUBPAC::SADINslightly unstableFri Mar 25 1994 17:266
    
    
    	Just break out the slingshot and let him have it t.! :)
    
    
    chico
183.53USAT02::NOORDIJKthe penpal wifeFri Mar 25 1994 17:325
    
    
    I think cold water might be more effective! :v)
    
    t.
183.54NETCAD::WOODFORDAppease Belligerents.Tue Mar 14 1995 02:1314
    
    
    I'd be a cat with an attitude.
    
    
    
    
    
    What's that?  I already am?  Oh....never mind.  :*)
    
    
    
    terrie
    
183.55;*)BIGQ::GARDNERjustme....jacquiTue Mar 14 1995 18:5114



    	a nice fuzzy, black and white, long-haired







    		SKUNK named Flower!    

183.56As for me...ANNECY::BALAS_BSomeone, somewhere, somehow, and me...Tue May 16 1995 21:103
	I'd like to be a bird, cause I need to be free... Flying following the
clouds, living in the trees, seeing the world with altitude (I feel too small)...
		What's more magic than a free birdy?	BenJ.	;)
183.57Feel the wind beneath purple wingsLJSRV1::LAMBRECHTThe Spirit of BavariaWed May 17 1995 01:455
    A Free Alien.
    
    
    ;)
    Twix
183.58GulpKAMALA::DREYERMore great memoriesWed May 17 1995 01:5613
	I'd like to be the cat that swallowed the canary....
       
	\_____________/
         \    <@-/   /
          \    ^^   /
           -------- 

	(Big Cheshire grin ;-))))))))

	Lola



183.59DASHER::RALSTONAnagram: Lost hat on MarsWed May 17 1995 18:465
    I'll be the owl that ate the cat....:-p  :)
    
    
    ...Tom
    
183.60KAMALA::DREYERMore great memoriesThu May 18 1995 01:444
>    I'll be the owl that ate the cat....:-p  :)
    
 	Purrrrrrrr....   

183.61Chocolate Chip CookiesLJSRV1::LAMBRECHTThe Spirit of BavariaThu May 18 1995 01:525
    rep 183.59
    
    I'd rather stay an alien and eat cookies.
    
    ;)
183.62CSCMA::GEDDISFOREVER FRIENDS are Friends ForeverWed Jul 10 1996 00:098
    If I could be any animal in the world (real or fantasy)...
    
    I think I'd like to be...
    
    A Changeling, so that I could take on any form I wanted that suited my
    mood at the time!
    
    STRETCH
183.63Don't ever play leap-frog with a unicorn.JULIET::ROYERJeg forstar ikke!Wed Jul 10 1996 19:245