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    Come on folks!!! speak up here..I know you all have the imaginations!!!
    
    
    the point is that the situation must have the word ACNE in it.
    
    
    Another example:
    
    
    2) If you get it when your a kid..then its:
    
    	KNICK KNACK PATTY WACNE
    
    
    
    Chris

    If you get spider shaped spots is it arACNEphopia  ?
    
    Dave C

If Arnold were to get it, it would be "I'll be baaaACNE"

    
    
    
    IF YA GET EM WHILE EATING BREAKFAST..THEN ITS:
    
    FLAP JACNE.
    
    CHRIS

    
    
    O/k folks yesterdays word was good but i got a better one!
    
    
    
    PLEASE DON'T SET THIS UNHIDDEN YET..GIVE IT A CHANCE!
    
    
    
    todays word is  :  ORGASM
    
    
    
    E.G 1)  if your a tennis fan and ya get em..they're:
    
    
    
    	Bjorn Borgasms
    
    
    Chris

    
    
    	Let's see, I have a couple for you Chris... hehehehe
    
    	1) If you car enthusiast then it's 4-on-the- floORGASM... hehehehe
    
    	2) If you're a newlywed then it's  Let's do it 'til we're sorgasm...
    
    	3) If you're seven years married then it's I got mine, you got
    		yourgasms.
    
    
    	That's all until tomorrow's word!!! hehehehe
    
    	>M<

 I use no chemicals in my garden, so I must have orgasmic veggies!

Lola

    
    
    
    If ya get em while surprising someone..then they're:
    
    
    	HIDE BEHIND THE DOORGASMS.
    
    
    
    Chris

Serial killers should be given the death sentence.  Either put them in
the electric chair...

 orgasm to death!

    
    
    
    
    orgasm to death huh..sounds plike the way they would want to go..don't
    ya think??
    
    
    Chris

	I guess if you were camping then you could make SMOREgasms....:)


chico

    
    
    
    If ya get'em ehile doing house work then they're:
    
    
    	CHORE-GASMS
    
    
    Chris

    
    
    And if you're dating "Arthur", you get Dudley Moregasms.
    
    
    
    
    Terrie
    

    
    
    
    If ya get em while leaving work then they're:
    
    
    
    	OUT-THE-DOOR GASMS
    
    Chris

    
    
    
    If ya get'em while your partner makes sleepy noises then they're:
    
    
    	SNORE-GASMS
    
    Chris

    
    
    If you have one during a DVN broadcast its a 
    
    
    
    
    
    BORE-GASM
    
    
    :*)
    Terrie
    

    
    
    
    
    related to Terrie's reply:
    
    
    If ya get'em while watching Star trek:TNG then they're
    
    BORG-asms
    
    Chris
    

    
    
    And during an exciting golf game it's a:
    
    
    
    
    FOREgasm.
    
    
    :*)
    

    
    
    And in the back of your daddy's pick-up truck it's a:
    
    
    
    
    
    FORD-gasm
    
    
    :*)
    

    
    
    
    
    And if you have one in the Dentist's office while
    having your teeth cleaned it's a:
    
    
    
    
    Oralgasm.
    
    
    :*)
    
    

    if you get them whilst watchig old US war movies they are 
    
    	Audi gasms

    
    
    
    If you pay for it and get it..it's a:
    
    
    	WHORE-GASM!
    
    chris

    
    
    if your partner get em while you read a magazine..then they're
    
    IGNORE-GASMS
    
    
    Chris
    

    
    Ok....this is your MOD speaking....it's a new day, please go on
    to a new word and please try to make this one a bit tamer than the
    last.
    
    Wen

    
    	New word of the day is:   RHOIDS
    
    
    	EX:  1. If your computer side-kick gets one then it's and-RHOIDS.
    
    
    	OK, fellas, go at it!!!
    
    	>M<

    
    
    
    
    if your into psycho-analysis and get em..then they're:
    
    
    FR-HOIDS
    
    
    Chris

If you get them while working for Nasa they're:

AsteRHOIDS

    
    If you get them going floor to floor their :
    
    StairRHOIDS
    
    Rich
    

    If you get them marching in the street they are :
    
    parhoids

    If you like big old Plymouth V-8 engines, then it's HEMI-rhoids...

    
    
    
    if ya get em after eating your fav chocolate chip cookies..they're
    
    
    	CHIPS AHOY-ERHOIDS
    
    
    Chris

    anyone know how to change the name of this note to just word of the day
    ...and get rid of the =acne thing..that was my mistake.
    
    
    Chris

    
    
    
    if ya get em while using instamatic cameras..then they're
    
    	POLA-RHOIDS
    
    
    Chris

    
    Chris - clearacil might work! -) <snicker>
    
    A
    

    
    
    ha that's a good one..use clearacil to get rid of acne!!!
    
    
    hahahaha
    
    
    Chris

Chris,

Try: 


modify note/title="Word for the day" XXX.0


XXX being the number of the note.

Lola

    
    
    
    thanks Lola !!
    
    Hugs
    Chris

    Just an FYI, if you're on the note you're trying to modify, you don't
    need the note number at the end of the command.
    
    Ok, I guess it's my turn.  
    
    If you get them while you're very nervous .. 
    
    You're Paran-RHOID. (-:
    
    Holly
    

O.K., we need a new word for the day!
    

    
    OK   here's one:  " Chamois "
    
    
    

When Dean Martin used to hang out with his buddies, his favorite was...

Chamois Davis Jr.

Sorry 8^)

    
    
    
    Chanois is a toughy!!
    
    i guess isnce its a new day now..i'll have to say :
    
    
    	SO LONG CHAMOIS..MEET YOU IN MIAMI!!
    
    
    Chris
    

    
    I think that's it's time for a new Word of the Day. Today's word
    is something that we all can use a little more of.
    
     			   HUGS
    
    
    
    
    

    When you get them from this really nice guy in MSO1 who wears 501
    jeans all the time ..
    
    They're called HAMPHUGS!!! (-:
    
    H

    
    
    When you get them from someone that hasn't showered they're
    
    
    
    
    
    
    SKUGS
    
    
    :*)
    

    
    
    	And if they're slimey they're called
    
    	SLHUGS!
    
    
    

    
    And if you get them riding a train they're :
    
    CHUGS
    
    
    
    Rich
    

And if they bite you on camping trips they're BhUGS 8^)

    
    
    	And if you put them in your car they're PLHUGS.
    
    
    ;*)

    
    And if anyone can seriously say they enjoy reading this crap, they're... 
                                                                  
    
    MUGS !!!
    
    ;-))
    
    

    And if they're in the harbour they're tHUGS...
    
    ..but I think .50 got it right..
    
    Don
    *8-)

    
    And if they come from a pest they are 
    Bhugs!
    
    Mack
    

    
    And if your Elmer fudd and you get them while on the
    carpet the're :
    
    Whugs
    
    Rich
    

    If they've got 4 legs and a tail they're
    
    Dhugs...
    
    
    
    Xtine

 And if they make you hallucinate, they're drhugs...

And ifyou get a charge out of sticking them in the wall they're...


plhugs

    
    and if you have to remove them to change a tire they're
    
    lhugs!
    
    /jen
    

    And if they played radically strange music in the mid-late '60s they
    were The East Village Fhugs.
    
    Steve

    
    If you get them from a guy who stammers... they're
    
    
    	hu-HUGS.
    
    Ravi.
    *8)

    
    
    If you get em form a lady with big cleavage then they're:
    
    
    
    	JHUGS
    
    
    Chris

    
    <------ hehehehehehe... right on !!
    
    If you get them on the street they could be...
    
    
    	tHUGS
    
    Ravi.
    *8)

    
    
    if ya give em to chinese dogs..then they're:
    
    
    Phugs
    
    
    
    and if you give em while gently rubbing the persons head tehn they're:
    
    
    
    Nhuggies
    
    
    :)
    Chris

	And if the steal your wallet they're

	tHugs....:)


chico

	And if the steal your wallet they're

	tHugs....:)


chico

and if they contain moonshine they're jHugs

    
    Ok, new day, new word.
    
    	The word for today is PSYCH.
    
    and if they are very cold and tasty they are POPSYCHLES. :)
    
    Wen

If you ride it in the park it's a biPsychle.

Your kid is following you on a triPsychle

If you have to put gas in it it's a motorPsychle

If it has one wheel it's a uniPsychle

    
    If its all in the mind the its PSYCHElogical..
    

    
    Ifs its while snarfing a .xx69 you outta be PSYCHEd... heheheheh
    

    
    I keep thinking cold....must be ready for winter. :)  
    
    If it's cold and shimmering its an ICEPSYCHLE. 
    
    Wen

    
    if you wanna play with your PSYCHEle then go to the PSYCHleodrome *8)

    
    If you get it short its PSYCHynopsis.....

	If you use it again, it's rePSYCHeled!

	Lola

    And if it's an American attempting to imitate an Aussie, it'll be..
    
    
    
    
             ..for goo'ness PSYCHE..
    
    
    Don

	har har har.....:*)

    If you are having trouble with your Cranial Regeions you would go see
    your local PSYCHIatrist  or PSYCHilanalist!

    
    
    
    
    New word for today is:
    
    
    	PICK
    
    
    
    1) IF YOU DO IT WHILE PLAYING THE LOTTERY..IT'S A:
    
    
    	QUICK PICK
    
    
    2) IF YA PICK EM AND THEN EAT EM..THEN IT'S A:
    
    
    	PICK NIC
    
    
    
    Chris

    If the surroundings are beautiful then its PICKturesque.
    
    Jackie

    
    And if your in the NOOK and feeling a bit down, the tarbender
    will give you a 
    
    				PICK-ME-UP
    
    Wen

    Re .81
    
    Wen,
    
    	I can't hear you ....
    
    
            ..please sPICK up.
    
    Don
    *8-)

When you become anal retentive you nit-PICK

When your house gets broken into it's probably a lock-PICK

When your wallet disappears in a crowd it's probably a PICK-pocket

When you install a gun rack in your vehicle it's probably a PICK-up truck

When you think about it, Chris PICKed a good word 8^)

When you us it to dislodge stuck food, it's a toothPICK

When you see it along your boundry line, it's a PICKet fence

    If it is noticeable then is consPICKuous
    
    Jackie

    Well, this isn't an 'if you' type of thing, but it certainly fits with
    today's word of the day, so I shall put it here....
    
    
    
    WARNING
    
    Inside everybody's nose
    There lives a sharp tooth snail
    So if you stick your finger in
    He may bite off your nail.
    Stick it further up inside
    And he may bite your ring off.
    Stick it all the way and he
    May  bite the whole darn thing off.
    
    
    By Shel Silverstein
    
    :*)
    Terrie
    

If you're quick and persistant and lucky, you can get him and PICK him right out
of his shell!

EEEwwwwww!

    
    if its a place its PICKadilly.
    

If you're really fussy, you're PICKyune.

When you brush paint on canvas, you paint a PICKture.

A small flute is a PICKolo.

I'm in a real PICKle here...

If you play a tune on it, it's a PICK-olo

If it's a special order that won't upset us, its a PICKle

If is swims by in the river it's a PICKerel

If it includes a centerfold it's a PICKtorial

If it doesn't matter too much it's PICKayune

If it's a relish it's PICKalilli

If it's a painting by a famous author it's a PICKasso

    
    If your nose goes on strick...
    
    Pick it!
    
    

    
    
    Hi folks...the word of the day today is:
    
    
    	SHUN ( meaning to put someone down or insult..push away)
    
    
    
    1)  if you do it to someone who's on a pleasure holiday..then it's a
    
    
    	VACA SHUN
    
    
    Chris :)

    
    What you do to prevent people from going on a vacaSHUN...
    
    	SHUNt !!

    
    
    
    If you slam someone who is being rather cool to you..then it's:
    
    
    	INSULA SHUN
    
    
    Chris

    
    
    
    oh and if you do it to someone who is rubbing you the wrong way..it's:
    
    
    	FRIC SHUN
    
    
    Chris

    
    If you do it with a flas and a dazzle sequence its
    
    	sensaSHUN
    

    
    And if you have to learn how to do it, we call it...
    
    	educaSHUN
    

    
    If the other person comes to know about it... relevaSHUN
    
    If you decide to do it no longer.. expiraSHUN
    
    If you pal takes it up next... rotaSHUN
    
    If you find a better way of doing it... evoluSHUN
    
    If you include another person to get it... expanSHUN
    

    If your mind is wandering, then you're not paying attenSHUN.
    
    

    Go with a bang?  ExploSHUN.
    
    Jackie

Totally absorbed with it???  FascinaSHUN!!

Looking forward to it??  AnticipaSHUN!

Delving into it?? InvestigaSHUN!

Sticking to it?? MotivaSHUN!

Dizzy from it??  IntoxicaSHUN!!

Lola

    
    
    if Lola finds it too easy then its:
    
    
    
    	IRRITA SHUN
    
    Chris

	if it's something amazing and new, then it's a revelaSHUN.


chico

    
    if it's real bright out and you have a lemon in your mouth it
    must be SHUNshine
    
    

    
    If you driving in your car, you're in moSHUN
    
    NS
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    

    
    If you have a cold and someone shocks you, you could be...
    
    
    
    SHtUNned
    
    
    
    :*)
    
    Terrie
    

    
    How about this one....
    
    A litlle less talk and a lot morew actSHUN?
    hahahaha
    
    Mack
    

    If you do it while listing to Beatle Music...
    
    
    You can't get no
    
    
    
    satisfacSHUN!
    
    

And over the weekend I'm planning some relaxaSHUN!

8^)

    
    
    	.107
    
    	uh, don't you mean the Stones? :*)
    
    
    chico

He must since you'll not get "no SatisfacSHUN" listening to the Beatles 8^)

    If you don't know where you will be working next week means you work
    for Digital Equipment CorporatSHUN!!!!!

    And if you do not eat enough fiber, you get
    constipaSHUN!
    
    Mack
    

When you do what I do for a living, it's fabricaSHUN!!

When we find defects, hafta do data collecSHUN!!

Lola

    
    If a Japanese shogun and an IRA militant give a name to their son;
    it's:
    
    SHUN O'GUN

    Re .116
    
    Gosh.. we just had an ejecSHUN!!!
    
    Don
    *8-)

Think we need a new word for the day, so I'll just go ahead and choose one!


The word for today is ZING!


As in...still Zingle after all these years

or

He's rehearZING for the show...

Lola

    I'm ZINGing in the rain....
    
    
    
    Xtine

    Did you hear the amaZING story of this woman who chopped her husband's
    ZING ? 
    
    

    I'm eyeZING a cake.
    
    Don
    *8-)

    
         
    I zingk its a new day and time for a new word of the day....
    
    Chris
    
    
    I'll add one for the 8th later tonight unless someone beats me to it!!
    
    
    

    
    
    
    
    
    oops..my days are screwed up..i'll enter a new word for the 7th later
    on...
    
    
    i guess i'm out of Zink with the rest of the world!!
    
    
    Chris

    
    
    
    
    Now that was funnY!!!! heheheh
    
    
    Chris
    :)

    Re .125
    
    Yes.. the eJJACKshun was the high spot in this mod's day!
    
    Don
    *8-)

I think we need a new word of the day... How about -ator...

She looked so good I coulda... No, now that will just be set hidden...

If you meet it in a dark side street, it must be an alley-g-ator...

If you're real good at math, you must be a calcul-ator...

If you think it's a bird, it's probably an avi-ator...

CM

And if the previous note gets set hidden then I'm in trouble with the
goddesser-ator

    
    I had a pet hamster once, but my dog -ator !
    

    
    If you dial "0" you get the oper-ator.
    
    If you have bugs, you call the extermin-ator
    
    

    
    
    
    What do English people like that goes with Sauasages???
    
    
    Pot-ators!
    
    
    Chris
    :)

    
    And they keep their sausages in refriger-ators
    
    

If it's an Arnold movie then it's a Termin-ator

		or

If it's the crossing from daylight to nighttime then it's the termin-ator

		or

If it's the resistor pack put into a circuit to stop the ringing it's a
termin-ator

    and new york policemen who go bald before they are 30yrs are....
    
    premature kojakulators
    
    

Now come over here and clean off my keyboard! 8^)

    re last.
    
    let me think about it... i'm a meditator
    

If you blow up a balloon, you're an inflATOR.

If you fire someone, you're a terminATOR.

If you play with yourself you're a masturb... (oops, can't say this here)!

If you have a flair for design, you're a decorATOR.

To make superbond work better, use accelerATOR.

To help little chicks hatch, use an incubATOR.

To burn your trash, the incinerATOR.

To copy documents with ease, the coallATOR.

If you start up trouble, you're an initiATOR.

Go up and down...an escalATOR.

Even faster..an elevATOR.

Lola

    ..and if you work late in here you're probably a moderATOR.
    
    ..and if you sympathise with our plight, you're a commiserATOR.
    
    ..and if you call the shots at a fight, you're a commentATOR.
    
    Don
    *8-)

    
    
    
    Today's word is :
    
    
    	EGGO

    
    
    
    If you eat em after morning sickness..then you are Pr-eggo!
    
    Chris
    :)

    
    Ok, new word.....
    
    
    Net
    
    
    Terrie
    

    
    
    If you throw one into a child's play yard it's a 
    
    Pennet
    
    
    
    
    Terrie
    

    Terrie's making a run for all the topics so...
    
    
    Get the NET!

    
    
    I cannet understand what's got inta her cap'n!! :)))
    
    Chris
    :)

    
    
    if your a trolling fisherman and you love cop shows then your into
    dragNET.
    
    
    If you use computers in the stone age then you work the graNET.
    
    Chris
    :)

If you think about where this topic could go, then you say NyET

    
    
    	let's go surfing the etherNET....!
    
    	Watchout for that mailbus!!!
    
    
    

At least the inter(esting)net is better than use(less)net 8^)

Surf's up!

(glad someone is)

    I thought I would give everyone a word!
    
    
    Blodafermacolashimacasting!
    
    Marti

    need a clue my brain hurts at 4:15 in the morning
    
    
    Kat

    Translated means "This is the word of the Day!"
    

    We knew that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    
    
    
    
    :-)

    I think Bollocks would have been a better word
    
    
    
    *:@)))))

    Yes! I would second that!!.. Sorry its Bollocks!

    Today's word is "Wibble"
    
    Marti

    Today's question is:
    
    
       "Wibble"  --- what does that mean?????
    
    ;)
    Martina_It is fun to be alien

    It means the opposite of Wobble!.
    
    
    Marti

    Don't you have to put a pair of Underpants over your head then stick
    2 pencils up your nose ... then sit in the corner saying.. A Wibble 
    Wibble Wibble..... 

    The word today is " Zing! ".
    
    
    
    
    Marti 8-)

    
    
    
    o.k this note has been asleep for a while...the word of the day today
    is "OVER"
    
    
    If it happens when your eating eggs..then they are OVEReasy
    
    Chris
    :)

    if you are cold and need some warmth, perhaps you need a cOVER
    
    
    Jackie

    
    
    If you're in the middle of a symphony orchestra , then its an
    OVERture
    
    Chris
    :)

But the OVERture is only the beginning, and it ain't OVER till the fat
lady sings...  :o()

Just hoOVERing up after that one...  :o)

H.

    
    
    if it happens in the middle of a corn field then you're likely wearing
    OVERalls.
    
    
    if it happens in a beauty salon then its long OVERdo :))))

    
    
    
    if it happens during work and you are a CIA agent then you're likely
    on a cOVERt operation.
    

Casinova, a secret lOVER or just a fast mOVER..?  :o)


H.

    
    
    if it happens on the coast of England...then you're in dOVER.
    
    Chris
    :)

A well written english sentence can start with any one of the following
words:

	but
	however
	moreOVER
	...

:o)

H.

    
    
    if your Irish then you might sing:
    
    Roll me OVER 
    in the clOVER
    roll me OVER , lay me down and do it again! :))

Is rOVER a dog's name, or a brand of buscuits?

:o)

H.

    
    
    iF it happens in a helicopter then you're hOVERing
    
    Chris
    :)

    Well I'm having lunch at the pub, so I'll be hung OVER.... maybe..
    
    Paula

    and if you are vacuuming you could be said to be hoOVERing
    
    Jackie

If it hasn't happened in a long time, it likely to be OVER quickly

If you're trying to get it to happen, you're making OVERtures

If it happens in a bakery, it's a turnOVER

    
    
    if it happens while on the CB radio..then its OVER and out :))

To play a practical joke on someone is to pull one OVER on them...  :o)


H.

    
    If you're experiencing de ja vu it's cuz it keeps happening OVER and
    OVER again!
    
    /jen

    Today's word of the day!!!!! is....
    
    daa daaa daaaahhhhh!!!
    
    
    Cream!!!!
    
    Seen as everyone keeps reverting back to it today!!
    
    S..x

    
    
    if like it in the cold...its ICE Cream
    
    
    if you put it on after a sunburn its I S-cream! :)))
    
    Chris
    :)