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    I really did this one....went out and bought the 45 and mailed it to 
    my ex-husband on our anniversary, which was two weeks after I left
    him........
    
    
    "Did you tell her she was sleepin' in the bed you made for me"
    
    By Highway 101
    
    Terrie
    

    No dedication; just one of those, uh, "classic" c&w titles:
    
     "Drop Kick Me Jesus, Through the Goal Posts of Life"
    
    Steve

    
    I don't know who wrote/sings either of these but:
    
    "Take this job and shove it (maybe Johnny Paycheck?)
    
    and
    
    "There coming to take me away, ha ha to the funny farm where
     life is beautiful all the time"  (That's more than the title
     but coming from a family of 9 kids, we used to play it for my
     Mother and we still have it)

    
    
    I KNOW!  The song that Serenity and I were singing 
    on the ski trip!!!  :*)  I dedicate it to all the
    mean and nasty people out there!  :*0 hehehehe
    
    
    No, I can't tell you the name!  Even the title is full
    of recognizable obscenity!  :*) hehehehe
    
    Ok, I'll give you a hint......
    
    P*** me off, YouF******* jerk! :*) hehehehe
    
    Thanks again Serenity for teaching me all the words! :*)
    
    Terrie
    

Howza bout the I-95 song with lyrics like

You're an a*%ho** and your mother thinks you're an a**h*l* too.

;-)) Tom

    
    
    	Of course, there's Green H*ll that was originally done by the Sex
    Pistols and re-done on Metallica's "Garage days, re-revisited". Too
    bad I can't put the words in here....actually, it's probably a good
    thing. You'd all think I was once sick, demented individual for ever
    listening to such filth....;*)
    
    
    chico

    
    chico dear, we still think that!!!!  ;v)  But a cute one!
    
    t.

    Here's one of my own ...
    
    I Ain't Got No Money Honey, But I Got A Mailbox Full of Bills Blues
    
    Serenity

    "Regretting What I Said to You When You Called Me Eleven O'Clock on a
     Friday Morning to Tell Me That at One O'Clock That Very Same
     Afternoon You're Going to Leave Your Office Go Downstairs On
     The Street to Hail a Cab to Go Out to The Airport to Catch a Plane to
     Go Skiing in The Alps for Two Weeks...Not That I Wanted to Go With You
     I Was Not Able to Leave Town, I'm Not a Very Good Skiier, I Could
     Not Expect You to Pay My Way, But After Going Out With You For Three
     Years, I Don't Like Surprises!"
    
    	--By Christine Lavin  
    	(aka "A Musical Apology" aka "Regretting What I Said...")
    
    
     "My I'm Large" 
    	--By The Bobs	

    How about
    
    
    "She's over me, she's all over him."
    
    A country song but I don't remember the singer.

    
    yo, dawnne...don't expect to hear that country crapola in my car when 
    i pick up!!!
    
    :>
    
    

    And what pray-tell is wrong with country music???? 
    
    Mack
    
    PS...Listen Dawnne...
    

    
    
    	re: country
    
    	Oh, country's great, if you like songs about broken hearts,
    cheatin' wives/girlfriends, and beer....(actually, now I'm starting to
    like it more and more!) ;*)
    
    
    	chico (who does listen to country with his Texas buds)

    We have a new AM radio station in Melbourne which is just confined to
    music from the '30s. '40s and '50s.. MAGIC-693 Khz.
    
    There were some good old songs in those days!
    
    Don
    *8-)

    
    	RE:  .14  There's NOTHING wrong with Country music....  at least
    		I can hear the words and I can tell WHO it is who's singing
    		the song too...  96.9 is the ONLY station my van knows....
    		(NO COMMENTS...JEEZ!!!!!)  hehehe  
    		
    	Mack.... don't listen to 'em.... they don't know nuthin'!!!!

Depends on who you're listening to it with... For Chico's reasons, I don't
listen to it alone by choice. I get too depressed...

    
    
    	Try listening to Metal Church someday....very uplifting music....
    
    
    

    Okay >M<....I won't listen to them....
    
    I listen to all sorts of music...from some Metal bands to country to
    classical jazz....(must admit I like jazz and country the best though)
    
    And I can dance to just about anything......except Beethoven!!!
    hehehehe
    
    Mack
    

    Serenity can dance to Beethoven!

    
    
    	that I'd like to see....
    
    :)
    
    

Not see, experience! 8^)

    
    Serenity to Beethoven eh.....
    
    Sounds like something to see and experience!!!
    (hehehehe)
    
    Mack
    

    Serenity laughs, "Oh no ... its not ballet!"

    So....what would it be called then Serenity???
    
    Mack the curious...
    

    Serenity covers her mouth and giggles mischeiviously.
    
    Gee, Mack, I don't think it has a real name. (grin)

    
    Okay....since you do it...you have to name it!!!
    hehehe
    
    Pressure is on now hun!
    
    Mack
    

    Serenity gasps! "OH NO! I put myself on the spot!"

    
    >>	-< Serenity's classical sensuous wiggling type thingy (tm) >-
           
    	Wow, you do SCSWTT..... are tickets available ?? *;))))
    
    *HUGS*
    
    Ravi.
    *8)

    
    hehehe take it easy there Ravi! hehehehehe You might break it! hahahaha
    

    
    O! and there is a 33 available for good luck here! *SNARF*!!!! ;-))))))
    
    m. ;-)
    

    
    Good answer Serenity.....
    
    But when do we get to see it???
    hehehehe
    
    Mack
    

    
    
    	I'll take a photo-copy of that.....;*)
    
    
    chico

    re.35
    
    Let's get double copies Chico!!!
    
    hehehehe(laughing devilishly)
    
    Mack
    

    Serenity thinks ...
    
    
    "I will do it on the ::FRIENDS, ::SINGLES, et al Camping trip next
    weekend. And if I am blasted enough ... I will do it clothed in the
    moonlight."
    
    Hey Holly! Is that a ProBlEm??

    Well Serenity...
    
    i won't be able to see it out east there....so why don't you come out
    here for some high altitude mountain moonlight???
    
    Mack
    

    Ooo! An offer I can't refuse!
    
    

    Anything for you Dave ... well ... almost anything
    
    

    
    Ah...Serenity....
    
    The door is always open to any of my friends....
    (all you other ladies too!)
    
    Mack
    
    PS.....A mountain full moon is quite big, bright, and beautiful over
    the snow still on some of the peaks.....Went horseback riding this last
    weekend and it was gorgeous....
    

    
    
    	Wish I could ride a horse...I'm deathly allergic....:)
    
    chico (who's only horses have two wheels and lots o' chrome) :*)
    

    We ride those kinda horses up here too Chico.....but more along the
    lines of mudders and dirt-trackers....
    
    Harley's are always accepted as king though!!!
    
    Mack
    

    
    
    	Ah yes, my kingdom for a V-twin lowrider.....
    
    
    chico (dreaming again)

    I like the old shovel-heads myself.....
    
    Mack
    
    ps....either horse with the wind in my long hair and just feeling free!
    
    

    Even if I never get to buy one again, I'm gonna look into renting
    a Heritage for the weekend.... It'll be worth it.
    
    /Bob

    Dave, that's "thoroughbred."
    
    Hope this helps. ;^)
    
    
    
    Dawnne
    

    
    As long as it is a classic, it is a classic....
    
    Mack
    
    PS-Hey Chico...how about an old Indian???
    

    
    
    	re: Indians
    
    	Hehe...yeah, there's a classic! Only 36hp on those old boys...just
    a toy by todays standards (A GSXR1100 pushes over 120bhp).
    
    
    chico

    But they were a thing of beauty back then.....a timeless classic!
    
    mack
    

    
    
    	still a thing of beauty, just like a shovelhead....:*)
    
    
    chico

    That's what I like about you Chico......your great taste in bikes!!
    
    Mack
    

    
    
    	Why thank you mack....I like to think of myself as a diserning
    conissuer of the motorcycle realm....:*)
    
    
    chico

    No problem Chico....us biker enthusiasts have to stick together!!!
    
    Mack
    

    
    
    	:*)
    
    

    I'm a biker too! although glued together doesn't seem to be ideal 
    going down the highway and all!!!!!! ;-)
    Is it also okay if we just hold hands??????? ;-))))))))))))))))
    
    m. ;-)

    
    Hey now!!!! No offense to Chico but he isn't my type!!!!
    
    As far as holding hands, sounds fine to me but it is pretty hard to do
    with the girlfriend while she is riding her bike too....
    
    Mack
    

	I don't know if I like the way this conversation
is going....;*)


chico

    Just trying to keep myself safe Chico.....
    
    Mack
    
    Besides...last time I reached out for her while I was on my bike was at
    a stoplight and I fell over in the process.....quite a hilarious scene
    if you weren't under the bike!!! 
    

    
    
    	Hehehehe...I've been there before Mack! :)
    
    
    chico

    
    That was the whole problem Chico.....I have been  there before too!!!
    Guess I should have learned by then......
    
    What can I say...women have that effect on me!
    
    mack
    

	Jt in leathers would have that effect on anyone!


;*)

chico

    Serenity is just gonna *have* to purchase leather now!! :)
    
    

    
    
    	<swoon>
    
    

    "sigh".......faint......"THUD!"
    
    mack
    

    
    	OK, I *know* I shouldn't do this.... but.....

    
    
    		SNARF!!!!!!!

    
    
    Mornin' all.....T.G.I.F.
    
    
    
    Craig
    

    
    
    re: >M<
    
    	yes!!!!
    
    

    
    What a way to wake up....to here >M< snarfing.....
    
    Faint......thud!
    
    Mack
    &^))))
    

    
    
    Let's get back to the subject at hand here now.  Crazy songs.
    
    How about My Sharona?  Remember that one?!?!?!
    What a hoot! :*)
    
    
    Terrie
    

    
    
    
    
    girl you make my motor run
    
    my motor tun...
    
    m m m m my sharona!!
    
	
    Chris
    :)

    
    
    Ah yes....good ol' Queen.
    
    "I wanna ride my bicycle, biiicycle..."