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Conference vaxcat::friends

Title:	Welcome to Friends!

Moderator:	POWDML::VENTURA

Created:	Mon Mar 09 1992
Last Modified:	Fri Jun 06 1997
Last Successful Update:	Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:	437
Total number of notes:	35174

327.0. "What about Russian humor?" by MSCDEV::MSCCOMMON (I'm CECMOW::REZVOV) Thu Apr 13 1995 19:34

    Hi !
    I'm Andy Rezvov from Digital's Moscow Software Center.
    What about Russian humor :
    
    Three men, Englishman, Frenchman & ( of course ) Russianman, found
    theirself on a unpopulated (?) island.
    After a lot of time, they catched the_Gold_Fish. And this Gold_Fish
    said them:
    - I may execute that you wish !
    Englishman:
    - I want to get a heap of money & let's come to my home! - and it was done.
    Frenchman:
    - I want to get a heap of women & let's come to my home! - and it was done.
    Russianman:
    - Oh,(*&(^ ! It was a good company! Give me a box of vodka & give their
    back!
    
    ?
                Andy

T.R	Title	User	Personal Name	Date	Lines
327.1	humour russe??? humeur noire...	ANNECY::BALAS_B		`Thu Apr 13 1995 19:43`	2
	I'd like to anderstand but sorry, I can't! Anything else? BenJ.
327.2	Anymore..??	KURMA::SWRIGHT	anything for the weekend sir..?	`Mon Apr 17 1995 06:24`	18
	Woosh..............................!!!!!!!!! That joke went over my head as well One you might know..... Did you hear about the Russian prostitute....?? She was called Knickers Pop_off_a_Lot *:@)
327.3	just a thought.	MASALA::TBARRETT	I Look Better in Pink	`Mon Apr 17 1995 23:47`	9
	What about the dislexic pimp. he bought. a Warehouse.
327.4	Illiterate cry for help.....	LJSRV1::LAMBRECHT	The Spirit of Bavaria	`Tue Apr 18 1995 00:02`	6
	"Dislexic" is not in my dictionary!!!!! Could somebody please explain????? ;) Martina_illiterately_wobbling_her_green_alien_antennas
327.5		MASALA::SWRIGHT	anything for the weekend sir..?	`Tue Apr 18 1995 00:22`	12
	or.... the Russian Health Poster.. A.D.I.S Don't die of Dislexia *:@)))
327.6	Bruhahahahahahaha!!!!!	LJSRV1::LAMBRECHT	The Spirit of Bavaria	`Tue Apr 18 1995 00:23`	4
	Steve was so nice to explain the joke for me..... ;) Martina_learned_a_new_word_today!!!!!
327.7	something else	MSCDEV::MSCCOMMON		`Tue Apr 18 1995 20:18`	21
	Anything else? OK About Russian cops: One fellow came to a cop and said: - I can tell you a great anecdote. Would you like? - Are you crazy?? I'm a cop! - But I'll speak very slow and can repeat it twice. ------------------------------------ Radio conversation between Soviet & American submarines: SU: - Hello, this is a captain Fokin ... US: - Captain Smith ... After one houre: SU: - Captain Fokin ... US: - Captain Smith ... On the next day: SU: - Captain Fokin ... US: - What ?? Still f.cking ??? ------------------- Andy, not Anty.
327.8	hihihihi!!!! Understood without dictionary. ;)	LJSRV1::LAMBRECHT	The Spirit of Bavaria	`Tue Apr 18 1995 22:33`	0
327.9	i guess:-)	MSCDEV::MSCCOMMON		`Thu Apr 20 1995 18:04`	5
	Guys! I don't know which popped off knockers you mentioned, but I guess that you wanted to say "...she was called Warhourse..." :-) right? Andy
327.10		JGODCL::SHERLOCK	Stop actin' t'goat	`Thu Apr 20 1995 19:25`	5
	Have you read "Russian Torture" by Ikicka bolokov