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Conference unifix::sailing

Title:SAILING
Notice:Please read Note 2.* before participating in this conference
Moderator:UNIFIX::BERENS
Created:Wed Jul 01 1992
Last Modified:Mon Jun 02 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:2299
Total number of notes:20724

543.0. "Famous noter" by CSSE::COUTURE () Fri May 01 1987 12:56

    I just got my latest Practical Sailor last night.  In it was a letter
    from Mr. Berens.  Will life ever be the same again?

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543.1answer the question Alan..RDF::RDFRick FricchioneMon May 04 1987 21:5919
    I'm hoping Alan will answer Practical Sailors questions regarding
    a member of his crew (the teddy bear).
    
    	1.  Whose teddy bear is it?
    
    	2.  Does the teddy bear stand watch?
    
    	3.  Does the bear like tillers or wheel steering?
    
    	4.  Is a Type I PFD required for the bear?
                     (It may be unnecesssary since Alan probably restuffed
                      it with Kapok)
                                          
        5.  Do you rehearse "bear overboard" drills?
    
    The noting community awaits..
    
    Rick

543.2answersPULSAR::BERENSAlan BerensTue May 05 1987 13:1127
1.  Whose teddy bear is it?
    
	Rex, the teddy bear, like a real person, belongs to himself.

2.  Does the teddy bear stand watch?
    
	Yes and no. He is available for hugging at all times.

3.  Does the bear like tiller or wheel steering?
    
	He prefers tiller steering when he must steer. However, he
	most enjoys watching the windvane work.

4.  Is a Type I PFD required for the bear?

	I haven't discussed this with the Coast Guard, but I assume that 
	a PFD is required. However, it is difficult to locate PFDs in 
	very small sizes. (Would you like to be stuffed with kapok? Rex 
	doesn't like the idea either.)

5.  Do you rehearse "bear overboard" drills?

	Yes, but Rex wears his safety harness whenever he is on deck 
	(he has been heard to mutter that only a polar bear could enjoy 
	swimming in Maine).


543.3Thanks. I neeeeeeeded that!!!!FDCV18::DARROWLook out! Here come's us 'beginners'Tue May 05 1987 16:026
    It's been a rough week 'round these parts and I for one really needed
    that. Well said Alan..
    
    Fred
    

543.4Little green whalesCASADM::THOMASTue May 05 1987 17:3013
    Alan,
    
    I wouldn't be at all surprised if Rex were to get a pair of blue
    yachty pants (you know, the ones with the little green whales
    embroidered on) in the mail with an RDF return address.
    
    Ed
    
    
    Rick,
    I couldn't control my hands!!! THey just did it!!
    

543.5It's been done beforeSTAR::KENNEYTue May 05 1987 19:209
    Alan,
    
    My sister made up a type III PFD for her bear.  It really was not all
    that hard  her words not mine. Personally I find threading a needle
    tough. 
    
    
    Forrest Kenney