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Conference unifix::sailing

Title:SAILING
Notice:Please read Note 2.* before participating in this conference
Moderator:UNIFIX::BERENS
Created:Wed Jul 01 1992
Last Modified:Mon Jun 02 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:2299
Total number of notes:20724

1673.0. "The wisdom of Tristan Jones" by CHRCHL::GERMAIN (Improvise! Adapt! Overcome!) Tue Mar 05 1991 13:51

    Anybody read Tristan Jones' book on Single handed cruising called "One
    Hand for You, One for the Ship"?
    
     I t isa fascinating book - and somewhat.....well....quirky. 
    
     Or rather, some of his ideas are. I cannot say they are wrong, because
    here is a guy with worlds of cruising experience. And most of his ideas
    are excellent.
    
     A sample of the more interesting ones:
    
    1) Never carry a gun. If you cruise in areas where piracy occurs, then
    the best solution is a few sticks of dynamite. One lit stick lobbed
    into the wheelhouse of a pirate is very discouraging.
    
    2) Allarm clocks cannot always be depended upon. He rigs a wrench with
    a thin piece of string over his feet (in the bunk) and arranges it so
    that as the boat rolls, the string rubs against an edge and eventually
    breaks. He has the string thicknesses such that he can time it all out.
    He says that sore feet is better than a lost boat.
    
    3) Dogs are great to have around in the fog because they hear better
    than you and have better directional hearing.
    
    4) When approaching a slip or dock. Drop anchor off the dock and warp
    the boat in. 
    
    
    Any comments?
    
    Gregg
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1673.1ATSE::GOODWINTue Mar 05 1991 19:2813
    
    Dynamite:  Entertaining idea.  I wish I had had some that day the
    48' stinkpot named "Triple K" almost swamped our little sail boat on
    the Chesapeake Bay.
    
    Dogs:  My dog might hear better but she'd keep it a secret just to
    spite me.  If we were attacked, she'd probably bite me and join up with
    the pirates.
    
    :-)
    
    Dick 
    
1673.2SHIPS::GOUGH_PPete GoughWed Mar 06 1991 05:5214
    I am a great fan of Tristram Jones and have read all of his books. The
    one describing his childhood is especially very good. "A Steady Trade".
    
    I think however that you could perhaps be taking too literally his
    somewhat quirky Welsh sense of humour. Remember to most Brits the
    carrying of firearms is an anathama and the dynamite is somewhat
    overkill.........
    
    The dropping of an anchor and Warping in I suspect relates to the
    approach without an engine. I note Don Street in Iolaire does the same.
    
    Pete 
    
    
1673.3CHRCHL::GERMAINImprovise! Adapt! Overcome!Wed Mar 06 1991 11:4711
    Pete,
    
     Well, actually, he sails with an engine as well. Recommends it (for
    cruising). Another reason that he likes to achor and warp in is that,
    if the wind is off the sea, he keeps the anchor out there and that
    keeps the boat from scrunching up on the dock.
    
     As to his sense of humor - it IS a pretty funny book. Perhaps I took
    it too literally in places. :^)
    
    Gregg
1673.4Maybe he wasn't joking RIPPLE::ROTHENBER_DAMon Mar 25 1991 14:0121
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    I don't know whether Mr. Jones was joking about the dynamite or not,
    but I think he was at least somewhat serious.  I am not an experienced
    marksman, nor am I a hero of any sort.  I ran a charter boat out of
    Phukhet, Thailand for a while.  Pirates, or thieves, were abundant. 
    Our weapon of choice (boat owners were concerned about our security)
    was also 'point and shoot': a sawed-off shotgun. The theory is that you
    can be shaking in your boots and remove your problems with a minimum of
    skill.  Even for marksman, a rolling boat is not a stable platform.
    
    Dynamite is a bit more extreme and you might have to worry about
    collateral damage (yourself or your boat) if your throwing arm is weak.
    
    By the way, we never did have to resort to using the shotgun.  Problems
    we were having with theft disappeared when we hired a watchman
    recommended  by one of the locals.  Unbeknownst to us, Yoi's
    adversaries had a history of disappearing.  Apparently, this was
    generally known in the area.
    
    Dave
1673.5CHRCHL::GERMAINImprovise! Adapt! Overcome!Mon Mar 25 1991 14:035
    Just finished reading Yarns, and Heart of Oak.
    
     They were excellent
    
    Gregg
1673.6TUNER::HOMon Mar 25 1991 15:2711
    re .4
    
    How does one pronouce "Phukhet"?  A most interesting home port.
    
    re .5 
    
    Heart of Oak hasn't anything whatsoever to do with sailing but I
    couldn't put it down.  More like a 1940 version of a Tom Clancy novel. 
    Persian Gulf enthusiasts will eat it right up.
    
    - gene
1673.7Diary of a Red Sea SmugglerSELECT::SPENCERMon Mar 25 1991 16:1612
>>>    Heart of Oak hasn't anything whatsoever to do with sailing but I
>>>    couldn't put it down.  More like a 1940 version of a Tom Clancy novel. 
>>>    Persian Gulf enthusiasts will eat it right up.
    
Further down the same rat-hole:

Another wonderful *true* story (well, mostly, it seems) is "Diary of a Red 
Sea Smuggler."  There's just enough sailing in it to qualify for
peripheral mention in this notesfile, and it's both a doozy of a story and 
an insight into that part of the world and its denizens.

J.
1673.8CHRCHL::GERMAINImprovise! Adapt! Overcome!Mon Mar 25 1991 17:308
    Well, he at least MENTIONED that he ahd sea experience because of his
    working on the sailing barge Second Apprentice.....
    
    
    	close enough :^)
    
    
    Gregg
1673.9a grain or a gallonICS::R_GREENRon Green 223-8956Mon Mar 25 1991 17:3311
    Tristan Jones = great story teller.
    
    Curious, though, about how much salt to take with this sailor...
    
    _Incredible Voyage_ : dragging a boat down 7 miles of abandoned
    railroad right of way by hand??
    
    _ICE_: the damage done to his vision and his first aid solution?? 
    flare guns and polar bears??
    
    Ron
1673.10Phuket = POO-KETRECYCL::MCBRIDETue Mar 26 1991 12:408
    Gene, Phuket is pronounced POO-KET.  For you geography buffs, it is
    located about halfway down on the western side of the Malay peninsula
    on the Andaman Sea.  Great sport fishing, nice beaches and the only
    real charter base in the area.  Currently under traveler's
    advisory/warning from the State Department due to the coup there
    (Thailand) last month.  
    
    Brian