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Conference thebay::joyoflex

Title:The Joy of Lex
Notice:A Notes File even your grammar could love
Moderator:THEBAY::SYSTEM
Created:Fri Feb 28 1986
Last Modified:Mon Jun 02 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:1192
Total number of notes:42769

587.0. "Anti-goal?" by MINAR::BISHOP () Tue Nov 29 1988 21:01

    Is there a better, simpler word for an "anti-goal"?
    
    Goals are things one wants to achieve, anti-goals are things one
    deliberately wants to avoid.  Anti-goals are a subset of non-goals,
    and not all non-goals are anti-goals (i.e. achieving some non-goals
    is not a failure, but achieving an anti-goal is).
    
    Venn diagram:
    
    +-----------------------------------+
    |	    non-goal			|
    |					|
    |	+------+ 	+- - - - - -+	|
    |	| goal |	: anti-goal :	| <---- Anti-gaols are a sub-set
    |	+------+ 	+- - - - - -+	|	of non-goals (hence
    |					|	the dotted box).
    +-----------------------------------+

    			-John Bishop
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587.1Like it but some questionsCHEFS::LAWSONMFinite cann't comprehend InfiniteTue Nov 29 1988 21:239
    but what is the big box ?
    
    should anti-goals sit astride non-goals and external to the big
    box ?
    
    Mark
    
    p.s. Boythis takes me back to my school days 8-)
    
587.2anti-GOAL = -(GOAL)CAM::MAZURTue Nov 29 1988 22:1113
    I only see GOALS and non-GOALS.  If some event is not desired and
    is deliberatly avoided, then I would call that a GOAL.  The goal
    is to avoid that undesireed thing or event.  
    
    Example:  When you were in school, your goal was to get an A in
              a course.  Well, included in that goal was the goal of
              passing and hence NOT failing.  I wouldn't call failing
              the course an anti-goal; I would call passing the course
              a GOAL.  Also included in the GOAL of getting an A was
              the goal of NOT getting a B or a C.  I wouldn't call getting
              a B or a C an anti-goal.
    
    
587.3There are only goalsKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowTue Nov 29 1988 22:406
    I only see GOALS ... anything else is irrelevant.
    
    An anti-goal are only an inversion of a GOAL.
    
    For example ... If getting a C or lower grade is an anti-goal then
                    the real GOAL is "NOT (getting a C or lower)".
587.4RICKS::SATOWTue Nov 29 1988 23:1213
Non-goal has become a buzzword, but I think that there really is such a 
concept.  A non-goal is a result that many people will perceive as a goal, but 
is not.  For example, getting if getting a C is a goal, but getting a better 
grade than Joe Dokes may be a non-goal.

I think that "success" and "failure" or "indication of success" and 
"indication of failure" may be better nomenclature than "goal", "non-goal" and 
"anti-goal".

BTW, in the base note, I assume that "Anit-gaol" is a typo.  Or did you mean 
staying out of jail?

Clay
587.5Antidisengoals?AYOV27::ISMITHHere's one I prepared earlier.Wed Nov 30 1988 12:2316
    How about goals and own-goals?
    
    About the venn diagram, I would say that goals and non-goals are
    two distinct sets, like:
    
     +------------------------------------------------+
     |          Results                               |
     |   +-----------+   +-------------------------+  |
     |   | Goals     |   |  Non-goals              |  |
     |   |           |   |                         |  |
     |   |           |   +--------------+          |  |
     |   +-----------+   |  Anti-goals  |          |  |
     |                   +--------------+----------+  |
     +------------------------------------------------+
    
    Ian.
587.6UNTADI::ODIJPo.......now + here = nowhere.......oWed Nov 30 1988 13:0915
    
    There are only goals .
    
    Goals are a target for achievement . You cannot have a 'negative'
    achievement , as they become mutually exclusive . 
    
    You can have 'standards' of goals , and these are 'low' or 'high'
    or whatever , but you cannot have the opposite to a goal .
                          
    At best , non-goals and anti-goals , are simply negative ways of
    defining your true goal .
    
    John J
    
    
587.7Once more with feeling!UCOUNT::BAILEYCorporate SleuthThu Dec 01 1988 00:0939
    How about this:
    
    
    +-------------------------------------------+
    |					     	|
    |           Outcomes or results		|
    |   +---------+  +----------+  +----------+	|
    |   | Positive|  | Negative |  | Neutral  |	|
    |   | +------+|  | +------+ |  | (non-    | |
    |   | |goals ||  | | anti-| |  |  goals)  | |
    |   | +------+|  | |goals | |  |          | |
    |   |         |  | +------+ |  |          | |
    |   +---------+  +----------+  +----------+ |
    |						|
    +-------------------------------------------+
    
    The idea being that any eventuality relating to action is classed
    here as an outcome or result.  
    
    A subset of all possible outcomes is positive outcomes (including 
    accidental ones) and a subset of all possible positive outcomes is 
    goals, or completion of goals.
    
    Another subset of of all possible outcomes is negative results
    including the things specifically to be avoided, here called
    "anti-goals" as a subset.  (This also assumes accidental negative
    results that weren't specifically to be avoided.)  
    
    Finally, a subset of all possible outcomes includes neutral outcomes
    or non-goals. Perhaps there are outcomes that are unrelated to the
    concept of goals completely and non-goals should be another subset of 
    the subset,but I gave up!
    
    I think there is validity in the concept of anti-goal, and maybe
    a good dictionary of antonyms would offer ideas, but I can't find
    one here at the moment.  The goal may be *avoiding* the anti-goal,
    but the idea is still there.
    
    Sherry
587.8Vive la difference!!!KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowThu Dec 01 1988 02:135
    But outcomes are a result of striving for a goal.  They are not
    goals themselves.  This is, I think, where this discussion is off
    track.
    
    A goal is desired predicted state, but is not the state itself.
587.9how about ...AITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoThu Dec 01 1988 02:191
     pitfall
587.10Another SuggestionMILLER::TURNBULLAnother Computerised Junk Note!Thu Dec 01 1988 11:358
When working on Service Delivery Kits for SWAS Service Engineering, I came
across "Goals" and "Non-Goals", and (where necessary) changed them to
"Objectives" and "Service Limits" because they described things that the
service was, and was not, intended to cover.  Alternatively, I could have
included both topics under a single heading such as "Service Scope", so it
really depends on the context.

GT
587.11From high energy physicsPRGMUM::FRIDAYPatience averts the severe decreeFri Dec 02 1988 23:4914
    How about considering an anti-goal something analgous to
    anti-matter?  That is, just as matter and anti-matter
    cancel out, so do goals and anti-goals.
    
    When matter and anti-matter collide there's a tremendous
    release of energy.
    
    If we assume that a goal is something desired by product
    management, then an anti-goal would make it impossible
    to reach that goal, and there would be a tremendous cry
    by product management, analgous to the matter/anti-matter
    energy release.
    
    Or is that stretching things a tad?
587.12noAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoSat Dec 03 1988 02:1514
     re .9
     
>>                                  -< how about ... >-
>>   pitfall
     
     My DEC offcie edition of the AHD gives
     
     pitfall n. 1. ...
                2. Any danger or difficulty not anticipated.
                                            ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
     
     Anti-goals are anticipated.
     
     Dan
587.13Yes!(ish)SUBURB::GOREITue Dec 06 1988 13:485
    	Websters allows the danger to be anticipated but not easily
    seen. Personaly I like pitfall; anti-goal is an abomination!
    
    	Ian G.
    
587.14now I'm confusedDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanTue Dec 06 1988 18:007
    Does that mean if there's a ditch across your path, and you see
    the ditch and try to jump, or fly, over it, but fall into it
    anyway, it wasn't a pitfall? 
    
    Was the ditch the anti-goal, or the act of falling into it?
    
    --bonnie
587.15what's grey and wears pyjamasMARVIN::MACHINTue Dec 06 1988 18:2622
    I suppose it's like the elephant trap after which it may have been
    named; the elephant knows they're out there, but it's still hard to avoid
    falling into them. Nevertheless, this elephant knows all about elephant
    traps.
    
    There's still the other class of things, perhaps infinitely big*,
    that the elephant doesn't know about and that it must avoid.
    
    *(I don't mean big like elephant traps, I mean big like lots of
    them**).
         
    **(These things to be avided, I mean, not Elephants***).
                                                          
    ***(Unless other elephants are to be included among things to be
    avoided).
    
    As you can see, Grammar comes loaded with a whole bunch of anti-goals
    which, with hindsight, I can call pitfalls.
    
    Richard.
    
    
587.16reading that last note was an anti-goalUNTADA::ODIJPo.......now + here = nowhere.......oTue Dec 06 1988 18:371
    John J
587.17Is an anti-goal shooting the puck in your own net?KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowTue Dec 06 1988 19:500
587.18..as Neville Chamberlain said?MARVIN::MACHINTue Dec 06 1988 20:199
    RE .16
    >                  -< reading that last note was an anti-goal >-
    
                                                                   
    
     ..like falling into the pit was an elephant?
    
    Richard.                                                    
    
587.19AITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoTue Dec 06 1988 22:396
     What started this last digression?
     
     What in the world does the word "pitfall" have to do with
     falling into pits?
     
     Dan
587.20a Sagan of pitsEAGLE1::EGGERSTom, VAX &amp; MIPS architectureWed Dec 07 1988 00:129
    Re: .19
    
    Right.
    
    "Rainfall" has to do with falling rain. Therefore "pitfall" has to do
    with falling pits. Since a "hole in the ground" is more likely to rise
    than fall, entropy being what it is, I assume that a pit is the seed of
    some fruit. Then if you had a Sagan (10**9's) of them, a pitfall might
    be quite spectacular and perhaps dangerous. 
587.21just wonderingDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanWed Dec 07 1988 00:439
    If we're going to have anti-goals in our specs, does that imply
    the need for a new software engineering position -- 
    
    
    
    the goalie?
    
    --bonnie
587.22I want a goal, just like the goal that married...COOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNWed Dec 07 1988 01:165
    In opposition to the point of view that there are only goals,
    let me suggest that there are various philosophical searchers
    looking for the (an?) ultimate goal.  Perhaps they are
    currently satisfying a "meta-goal" -- searching for the as
    yet unknown goal!  ;-)
587.23KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowWed Dec 07 1988 02:067
    re .21
    
    You know that US Presidents have the FBI to guard them, the Queen
    has Scotland Yard, the Canadian prime monster has the Mounties ...
    so who did the late president of France, de Gaule have ???
    
    How about de Gaule keeper ?
587.24de Gaule keeper watched de de Gaule mouthMARVIN::MACHINWed Dec 07 1988 14:165
    re .23:
    
    He also had an aged relative locked in the closet: Aunty de Gaule.  
    
    Richard.
587.25YIPPEE::LIRONWed Dec 07 1988 14:363
  I like to read the books of Gogol, and some other ones (non-Gogol).
    
    	roger
587.26more pun-ishmentKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowWed Dec 07 1988 18:294
    Then of course, in trigonometry there is the ang(o)le and the
    anti-angle.
    
    (since this seems to be becoming a punning match)
587.27must have been some other woman with the same nameDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanWed Dec 07 1988 21:033
    I thought Antiangle was a heroine in a Greek tragedy.
    
    --bonnie
587.28It's all Greek to meEAGLE1::EGGERSTom, VAX &amp; MIPS architectureWed Dec 07 1988 21:302
    Right. And Antigone is that joyous time when your mother's sister
    finally leaves. 
587.29anti-going,anti-going, anti-gone!KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowWed Dec 07 1988 21:340
587.30I think I know this familyDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanWed Dec 07 1988 21:355
    Antigone?  Isn't she Antidote's sister?  You know, the one who
    brings you all the nice presents and takes you out to dinner at
    your favorite restaurant and all that?
    
    --bonnie
587.31yes, they are the AntithesesKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowWed Dec 07 1988 21:360
587.32and I suppose they stand in Anti-quesDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanWed Dec 07 1988 21:391
    
587.33KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowWed Dec 07 1988 21:421
    The husband is into anti-matter (he's a garbage collector)
587.34DOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanWed Dec 07 1988 22:151
    And we can't forget Anticlimax, who gives good -- oh, never mind.
587.35say "uncle" if you've had enough puns...COOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNWed Dec 07 1988 22:423
    If Anticlimax goes professional, is she paid with antimony?
    
    
587.36nephew! cousin! I give up!DOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanWed Dec 07 1988 22:482
    Antimony when she's working, alimony when she splits, and
    antihis-ta-mine when they do it with their toes.
587.37KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowThu Dec 08 1988 00:234
    then of course there is the wrestler of the family - AntiBody

     there are never enough puns - uncle isn't in my vocabulary
    
587.38a good place for us, tooDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanThu Dec 08 1988 00:261
    No doubt we will be pun-ished by exile to the Anti-podes.
587.39homophones --->dials-for-real-menLAMHRA::WHORLOWPrussiking up the rope of life!Thu Dec 08 1988 00:3412
    G'day,
    
    Now what's wrong with the antipodes??? Here we stand, hanging on
    by our toes and why? Its not a Pun-ishment, it's a dangling participle.
    or is that an insubordinate clause ( a relative of santa clause)?
    
    Anyway, hope your day goes with a s(i)mile. Have you ever written
    a real phor? or do you anly deal in metaphors?
    
    derek
    
     
587.40anti-podesKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowThu Dec 08 1988 00:482
    And here we stand on our poor aching feet ... at least you get to
    take the weight of yours!  
587.41dials-for-real-men --> soapAITG::TRUMPLERTaking the 'I' out of AIThu Dec 08 1988 00:506
    Of course, these people have a house full of anterooms...
    and those Down Under can't be insubordinate clauses, since those
    are Santa's unruly children.
    
    >Mark
    maybe the titles belong in WAF...
587.42DOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanThu Dec 08 1988 00:594
    If metadata is stored in the Common Data Dictionary, 
    are metaphors stored in the Phorsaurus?
    
    --bonnie
587.43KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowThu Dec 08 1988 01:441
    I dunno, but will Roget meta you by the photocopier ?
587.44typo alert - shouldn't that be "anally"AITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoThu Dec 08 1988 02:196
     re .39
     
>>    or do you anly deal in metaphors?
                ^^^^
     
     Dan
587.45EAGLE1::EGGERSTom, VAX &amp; MIPS architectureThu Dec 08 1988 03:144
    anally ==> anly, drop two letters
    only  ==>  anly, change one letter
    
    Occam's Razor says take the simpler choice.
587.46:-)LAMHRA::WHORLOWPrussiking up the rope of life!Fri Dec 09 1988 00:559
    'day,
    
    
    Fancy that !  Me !! Making a typo! Mee! No! Not Me! What a bummer!
    
    
    
    djw
    
587.47onto a new principle hereDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanMon Dec 12 1988 18:057
    re: .45
    
    What's the name of the rhetorical or logical technique which
    says that instead of the simplest explanation, you take the
    one that makes the best pun?
    
    --bonnie
587.48MARVIN::MACHINMon Dec 12 1988 18:165
    
    
    Diarhoea?
    
    Richard
587.49HSSWS1::GREGMalice AforethoughtMon Dec 12 1988 18:164
    re: .47
    
    	   Occam's yo-yo.
    
587.50... Papal Bulls ...CSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Mon Dec 12 1988 21:419
    re: .47 The Vatican in its wisdom issues statements and position
    papers on varius topics. In one such, "Mater et magistra", this
    process is identified. While it is called many things, it is best
    known as 
    
    puntification.
    
    jc ( with :-) for people that might have trouble with Common Sense.)
    
587.51a theological questionDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanWed Dec 14 1988 18:285
    Why is it that there are always papal bulls but never any papal
    steers or papal cows?  Or papal calves, for that matter?  Do they
    spring full-grown from the head of the pope?
    
    --bonnie
587.52papal livestockFLASH1::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Wed Dec 14 1988 18:4816
    Re .51 (Bonnie):
    
    ... But there are papal steers.  That's when JP II takes the wheel
    of the Popemobile.
    
    Also, like other human beings, there are papal calves.  Likewise
    papal wrists, papal brows, papal feet ...
    
    Steve Kallis, Jr.
    
                               The Papal Cow
    
                          I never saw a papal cow;
                          I never hope to see opne.
                          But I can tell you anyhow,
                          I'd rather see than be one!
587.53RICKS::SATOWWed Dec 14 1988 18:534
    A papal cow is what the Pope does when he gets reprimanded by his
    boss.
    
    Clay
587.54Duas habet, et bene pendentesYIPPEE::LIRONWed Dec 14 1988 19:054
     Whenever a new Pope is intronised, there's an
     examination of the popal balls.
    
      roger    
587.55I'm sorry I started thisDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanWed Dec 14 1988 22:375
    If the pope wanted to eat red meat while the college of cardinals
    wanted to go vegetarian, would that be a papal beef?
    
    --bonnie
587.56Things are poppingCUPMK::SLOANETempus is fugitingWed Dec 14 1988 23:395
    And when the pope wants a snack, he goes to the microwave and
    zaps some pope corn. 
    
    -bruce    
                         
587.57COOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNWed Dec 14 1988 23:423
    Isn't there a game that college of Cardinals (team colors: purple
    and white) play called papalball?  Every time there is a goal
    scored, white smoke is issued.
587.58KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowWed Dec 14 1988 23:531
    and when the pope writes a decree does he ask for pen and papal?
587.59FLASH1::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Thu Dec 15 1988 00:023
    Re .58:
    
    No, he sends a guided missal.
587.60Back to what started this discussionRICKS::SATOWThu Dec 15 1988 00:023
    and is his adversary the antichrist or the nonchrist?
    
    
587.61DOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanThu Dec 15 1988 00:035
    re: .59
    
    I'm still laughing . . . 
    
    
587.62KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowThu Dec 15 1988 01:132
    And after all that writing, he has sore hands, diagnosed as papal
    tunnel syndrome ?
587.63DOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanThu Dec 15 1988 01:262
    It all sounds like a bunch of papal bull to me.
    
587.64KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowThu Dec 15 1988 01:431
    This is what comes of not defining your goals!
587.65and Mass confusion!CSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Dec 15 1988 02:081
    
587.66What a confession!KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowThu Dec 15 1988 02:530
587.67What a confession --> boxAYOV27::ISMITHHere's one I prepared earlier.Thu Dec 15 1988 12:231
    Oh no, wrong note again! 8^}
587.68KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowThu Dec 15 1988 18:072
Does the pope wear papal reeboks ?
    
587.69gak! not another one!LEZAH::BOBBITTdid you say sugar? 1 lump or 2 ?Thu Dec 15 1988 18:494
    And when he wears his electric insulated vestments, do they call
    the outfit his purple papal heater?
    
    
587.70KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowThu Dec 15 1988 19:055
    I don't know if I can even come close to the last one .... but what
    is the favourite papal snack ? Popecorn of course!
    
    (still laughing at the thought of .69!)
    
587.71RAINBO::LARUEAll you have to do is just......Thu Dec 15 1988 21:384
    And if he eats too much of that popecorn he'll end up with fatted
    calves.   Isn't this where we started?
    
    Dondi  (I'm still laughing at .69 too! Imagine the investment)
587.72KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowThu Dec 15 1988 23:491
    So now we're into the parable of the popdigal son are we ?
587.73But he *never* gets a Pap test!TOPDOC::SLOANETempus is fugitingThu Dec 15 1988 23:506
    And he sits under the pawpaw tree with his papa, eating papaya on
    paper plates, seasoned with paprika (the papaya, not the paper plates.)
                                                                           
    Isn't this note a lot of pap?                                          
                                                                           
    Bruce
587.74the summer ones, anywayDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanFri Dec 16 1988 01:111
    Do you suppose his vestments are made of popelin?
587.75Flagrant puns!KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowFri Dec 16 1988 01:312
    And when in storage, he puts some pot pourri in the drawer to keep
    away the moths!
587.76he's in software too!IJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeFri Dec 16 1988 11:315
And what about the local Vatican software company, Halo Software Inc., with
their special feature: pope-up menus? Don't laugh: in Rome, you will get a
Capitol punishment for it!

Arie
587.77My, this note's popeular!AYOV27::ISMITHWith Two-way Lemon Freshness.Fri Dec 16 1988 12:301
    
587.78speaking of popeular, that reminds me,DOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanFri Dec 16 1988 17:166
    I hear they're planning to relandscape the courtyard at the
    Vatican this summer. 
    
    I believe the new design will center around popelar trees.
    
    --bonnie
587.79Oh for those hot summer days.....KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowFri Dec 16 1988 19:117
    That's right, to provide some shade in those hot Vatican summers,
    so he can sit outside and take cooling refreshment with a popesicle.
    
    (Interesting turn this note took considering the name of the author
    of the base note)
    
    stuart
587.80and a popesi to wash it downRAINBO::LARUEAll you have to do is just......Fri Dec 16 1988 21:422
    
    
587.81I see you.AITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoFri Dec 16 1988 21:544
     And the ever present press spies on the Pope with their
     poper scopers.
     
     Dan
587.82KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowFri Dec 16 1988 21:592
    Yes, he must beware not to expopse himself !
    
587.83film at elevenFLASH1::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Fri Dec 16 1988 22:121
    They'll do his life strory on film, shot in CinemaPope.  
587.84KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowFri Dec 16 1988 22:153
    the puns are getting thinner and thinner ....
       maybe we should dispopse of this topic. 
    
587.85even thinner...IJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeFri Dec 16 1988 22:195
>       maybe we should dispopse of this topic. 
                                         ^^^^^

You mean "popic"?   

587.86KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowFri Dec 16 1988 22:351
    yeah, but then it's only a matter of (p)opinion
587.87...programming Pontiff ...CSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Dec 16 1988 22:388
    
    Did you know that when the pope programs, the language of
    choice is not BASIC nor Pascal nor Bliss?
    It is 
    
    Holy See
    
    jc
587.88isn't anyone going to stop this!RAINBO::LARUEAll you have to do is just......Fri Dec 16 1988 22:421
    and when he brushes his pearly whites, he uses popesedent.
587.89Yes, when I reach the Vat I can!KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowFri Dec 16 1988 22:521
    
587.90Heavenly foodCAM::MILLERLet it snow, let it snow!Fri Dec 16 1988 22:591
    And for breakfast he eats popeovers.
587.91and when ill the dr writes a popescriptionKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowFri Dec 16 1988 23:130
587.92must have been mistakenDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanFri Dec 16 1988 23:455
    re: .91
    
    I though he ate pope-up toaster pastries.
    
    --bonnie
587.93As the Nun said - This has become a bad HabitTELGAR::WAKEMANLAAnother Eye Crossing Question!Fri Dec 16 1988 23:460
587.94anti-anti-goalDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanFri Dec 16 1988 23:474
    Frodo's mother used that line, too -- "Frodo, go sit in the
    corner. You've been a bad hobbit!" 
    
    --bonnie
587.95Who's for a wager ?KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowFri Dec 16 1988 23:542
    Abbot almost anything these bad puns will make us take a vow of
    silence!
587.96DOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanFri Dec 16 1988 23:595
    I think this whole note has become dispopeable.
    
    Doesn't anybody have any work to do today?
    
    --bonnie
587.97lots of work, butRAINBO::LARUEAll you have to do is just......Sat Dec 17 1988 00:311
I just pope in and out to see what's new!
587.98It's an awful habitKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowSat Dec 17 1988 00:466
    Likewise ...
    
    Did you hear that they were rewriting one of Elgar's Pope &
    Circumstance marches as an anthem for the Vatican ...
    
    "Land of Pope and Glory ..."
587.99definitely time to go homeDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanSat Dec 17 1988 01:193
    We appear to have started a new popeulist movement.
    
    --bonnie 
587.100... TW3 ...CSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Sat Dec 17 1988 01:4711
    
    Pope pouri?
    
    In any case, when Tom Lehrer sent the pope a used sport jacket,
    they both referred to it as the 
    
    Vatican Rag 
    
    genuflect, genuflect, genuflect!
    jc
    
587.101An Even Hundred; Now We Can Stop?DRUMS::FEHSKENSSat Dec 17 1988 01:494
    I suppose that the Popesi-Cola came in a Pope-top can?
    
    len.
    
587.102Keep countingKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowSat Dec 17 1988 01:5010
>    < Note 587.100 by CSSE::CIUFFINI "God must be a Gemini..." >
>    
>    Pope pouri?

Sorry used already ....
    
    btw
    
    Anybody care to speculate on the popeulation of the Vatican ?
        
587.103KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowSat Dec 17 1988 01:554
    re .101

    Sorry, but one good pun-tiff deserves another!
    
587.104the Vatican connectionIJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeSun Dec 18 1988 01:122
You still remember the French group "Les Popies"?
587.105this note is frighteningly popeular.PASTIS::MONAHANhumanity is a trojan horseSun Dec 18 1988 01:529
    	Can't a poor moderator get a bit of peace??  I go on holiday for a
    day, and come back to find an organised attack on ....  Words fail me.
    You realise this notes file is located only a couple of hundred miles
    from the Vatican!  Even now secret agents may be heading here to shoot
    holes in me and the notes file.
    
    	I haven't had any complaints so far, but maybe we could include the
    Dalai Lama and the Archbishop of Canterbury just to keep a reasonable
    balance.
587.106Time for Lama'ze classesCRLVMS::TREESEWin Treese, Cambridge Research LabSun Dec 18 1988 03:003
    We were going to get to the Lama, but we've just been dalai'ing
    around.
    
587.107cleanliness is next to his...TROA01::PIERCEAnswer is... it depends.Sun Dec 18 1988 08:069
    
    re: the hygiene theme....
    
    When the pope showers, of course he uses...
    
    
    
    pope on a rope       :-)
    
587.108And it's `halo' from me ...IOSG::LAWMDon't utilise it - USE it!Mon Dec 19 1988 15:186
    re: .107
    
    Presumably the Pope on a rope puts soap on a Pope ...?
    
    Mat.
    0 *:o)        <---- Note the special halo just for this note.
587.109always ready to cooperateDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanMon Dec 19 1988 17:106
    re: .105
    
    I understand that the Lama normally eats lunch at a nearby
    dalaicatessen.
    
    --bonnie
587.110me tooRAINBO::LARUEAll you have to do is just......Mon Dec 19 1988 18:205
    re: .109
    
    And the Lama must eat peanut buddha sandwiches, yes?
    
    Dondi
587.112RAINBO::LARUEAll you have to do is just......Mon Dec 19 1988 19:441
    Anything he wants, he's an om*nivore
587.113like an hom and cheese omletRAINBO::LARUEAll you have to do is just......Mon Dec 19 1988 19:461
    
587.114DOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanMon Dec 19 1988 19:594
    If the Lama and the Pope ever get together to watch TV, will
    they snack on hot buddhad popecorn?
    
    --bonnie
587.115CUPMK::SLOANETempus is fugitingMon Dec 19 1988 20:119

Re: .114

I hope so, Bonnie. The LLama just lloves popecorn.

Opps! Sorry! Wrong Lama!

Bruce
587.116CUPMK::SLOANETempus is fugitingMon Dec 19 1988 20:125

The lama loves soccer. The last time he played, he buddahed in 3 goals.

Bruce
587.117Don't forget the C of EEAGLE1::EGGERSTom, VAX &amp; MIPS architectureMon Dec 19 1988 20:162
    If the Lama eats too much buddahed popecorn, he'll die, and the
    Archbishop can't bury him. Wrong religion.
587.118Can of WormsCAM::MAZURMon Dec 19 1988 21:104
    Let's forget about Lamas for a second, I have a Tibet of information
    on the Pope.  He just caught eating a tart this morning. A Pope-Tart.
    I guess the little tart will cause a Popes Smear.  That should put
    him to the test.
587.119CUPMK::SLOANETempus is fugitingMon Dec 19 1988 21:247
    re: .118  ( -< Can of Worms >- )
                        
    It's not a can of worms -- it's a Diet of Wurms! 
    Don't smear the pope like that!
    
    -bs
    
587.120DOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanMon Dec 19 1988 21:253
    Caught him dalai-ing around, eh?
    
    --bonnie
587.121LEZAH::BOBBITTso wired I could broadcast...Mon Dec 19 1988 23:116
    I dao-t he'd have the lack of pope-riety to get caught in the act...
    
    Now zen, back to the topic at hand (no, not the holy hand grenade...)
    
    -Jody
    
587.122RAINBO::LARUEAll you have to do is just......Mon Dec 19 1988 23:404
    Now if the Pope and the Dalai Lama decided to join their religious
    headquarters, do you think they might name it the Popetala?
    
    Dondi
587.123TELGAR::WAKEMANLAAnother Eye Crossing Question!Tue Dec 20 1988 01:306
These Lama Puns are getting a little shaggy.

Time to shear them,  buy the way I could use an Angst-gora sweater,

Lavendar Blue, Dalai, Dalai

587.124DOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanTue Dec 20 1988 17:212
    If the Dalai has to leave town suddenly after the little slip-up
    described in earlier notes, will he be on the Lama?
587.125KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowTue Dec 20 1988 18:595
    Since the moderator wants this note to take on
    a nwe Angl I can oblige.
    
    Re burying, I think the archbishop tried to Bury St Edmunds
    
587.126praying for victoryDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanTue Dec 20 1988 19:064
    Isn't that a football cheer?  You know, "Go, Go, Nashua! Bury St.
    Edmunds!"
    
    --bonnie
587.127KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowTue Dec 20 1988 19:316
    I suppose the Archbishop of Canterbury, Runcie might agree ... he
    plays football (oops soccer to you!)
    
    But then 'e just cant 'er bury !
    
    (St Edmunds just took female gender!)
587.128I'm sure I could work "Canterbury" in if I tried harderDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanTue Dec 20 1988 20:516
    I hear tell there's a rather flaky minister around here who's been
    going around to all the fast-food joints and preaching to the
    kids. He's had the best luck at McDonald's so they've started
    calling him the Golden Arch Bishop.
    
    --bonnie
587.129... Intentionally left blank ...CSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Dec 20 1988 21:394
        Was he practicing what he priests?
 
        jc
587.130PopeyesREGENT::BROOMHEADDon't panic -- yet.Tue Dec 20 1988 21:405
    There's a chain of fried chicken places in the South that are
    unquestionably awaiting the arrival of the Pope with great
    eagerness.
    
    						Ann B.
587.131... shear luck ...CSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Dec 20 1988 21:476
    
    Thank god that no one has mentioned the fact that the pope is
    considerd the shepard of the flock.... ( Imagine what kind of
    puns that would elicit!)
    
    ? Do cardinals flock to the Vatcian or do they flock to Fhoenix?
587.132C of E takes it again!KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowTue Dec 20 1988 22:537
    There was a young lad who was found reading IWADSN ....
    
    He was sitting muttering obviously driven out of his mind.
    
    His mother entered the room to see her ghostly son and said
    
    "These epics so pale Ian"
587.133POPE.POEMCUPMK::SLOANETempus is fugitingWed Dec 21 1988 00:097
     
   
     There were some shrewd noters from DEC
     Whose puns made the poor pope a wreck.
         They stayed up half the night
         Writing rhymes out of sight
     I just love it! By cracky, by heck!
587.1342nd stanzaLEZAH::BOBBITTso wired I could broadcast...Wed Dec 21 1988 00:297
    The Pope heard that DEC played quite free
    With his name and religion, so he
    Forced them all to retract
    So they were, in fact
    Denoted by Papal Decree!
    
    
587.1353rd stanzaCUPMK::SLOANETempus is fugitingWed Dec 21 1988 00:386
    Said the Pope, "I take care of my flock,
    But these jokes I don't think are a crock.
       You have no Papal Decree
       To desecrate me
    So just stop or I'll knock off your block!"
    
587.136how 'bout a fourth!KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowWed Dec 21 1988 00:426
    Said the noters "We
    don't mean to make fun of thee,
    Just of the words
    we wash at Lourdes,
    and just have some fun, join we!"
    
587.137inspired by the fifth (verse)EAGLE1::EGGERSTom, VAX &amp; MIPS architectureWed Dec 21 1988 04:496
    Limericks are an art complex,
    Especially those in Joy of LEX,
    	With llamas and Popery,
    	Verbal skulduggery,
    And other linguistic effects.
587.138lower orders of pun-tiffs make bad habitsLAMHRA::WHORLOWPrussiking up the rope of life!Fri Dec 23 1988 04:5121
587.139This note has no non-title.TKOV51::DIAMONDThis note is illegal tender.Wed Apr 18 1990 14:5015
    Sorry to laog out of that poperietary digression.
    
    Re .4
    
BTW, in the base note, I assume that "Anit-gaol" is a typo.  Or did you mean 
staying out of jail?
    
    Nope.  Staying out is "anti-gaol".  "A nit-gaol" is where
    anisthetists want to shove notes like this one.
    
    
    Re .11
    
    Also nope.  The union of matter and anti-matter yields energy,
    but the union of goal and anti-goal yields lethargy.