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Conference thebay::joyoflex

Title:The Joy of Lex
Notice:A Notes File even your grammar could love
Moderator:THEBAY::SYSTEM
Created:Fri Feb 28 1986
Last Modified:Mon Jun 02 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:1192
Total number of notes:42769

396.0. "Word association-football" by ESDV00::SOBOT (Beware of the parrot !) Fri Aug 14 1987 13:55

			< first word - BOX >
    
        Rules:	Anyone can play.
    
    		You can reply as often as you like.
    
    		Put one word in the title of your reply that you associate
    		with the title of the previous reply.
    
    		Add explanation, comments, suggestions etc. in the body
    		of your reply if you want.
        	
    		I just felt like doing something crazy on this Friday !
    
    
    		Cheers,						Steve
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396.1cuffBAEDEV::RECKARDJon Reckard 264-7710Fri Aug 14 1987 16:000
396.2linkCHUCKM::MURRAYChuck MurrayFri Aug 14 1987 16:111
    
396.3birdieBMT::KABELRhetorical Questions QuestionedFri Aug 14 1987 16:460
396.4shuttlecockSUPER::KENAHMythical Conversation FragmentsFri Aug 14 1987 17:591
    
396.5NetDSSDEV::STONERoyFri Aug 14 1987 20:221
      
396.6LossDECSIM::HEILMANSpeak softly and wear a loud shirtFri Aug 14 1987 20:541
    
396.7LeaderSEAPEN::PHIPPSDigital Internal Use OnlyFri Aug 14 1987 21:170
396.8to-water-but-you-can't-maker-drinkERIS::CALLASStrange days, indeed.Fri Aug 14 1987 21:201
    
396.9beerCOMICS::KEYOn the verge of indecisionMon Aug 17 1987 10:550
396.10coffinBAEDEV::RECKARDJon Reckard 264-7710Mon Aug 17 1987 11:360
396.11nailLYMPH::LAMBERTI/O! I/O! It's off to disk I go...Mon Aug 17 1987 13:070
396.12fingerMAGOO::PFCWhat a concept!Mon Aug 17 1987 14:311
    
396.13pointUSATSL::LILLYACTor in AtlantaMon Aug 17 1987 15:591
    
396.14lessSYSENG::NELSONE unibus plurumMon Aug 17 1987 19:571
    
396.15fillingREGENT::EPSTEINBruce EpsteinMon Aug 17 1987 20:531
    
396.16teethPASTIS::MONAHANI am not a free number, I am a telephone boxMon Aug 17 1987 23:041
    
396.17eyeDSSDEV::ROBINSONBill RobinsonTue Aug 18 1987 12:241
    
396.18ballsSAHQ::LILLYACTor in AtlantaTue Aug 18 1987 12:281
    
396.19o'fire!DSSDEV::STONERoyTue Aug 18 1987 12:362
      
    
396.20o'malleyLEZAH::BOBBITTface piles of trials with smilesTue Aug 18 1987 15:261
    
396.21dentistVIDEO::OSMANtype video::user$7:[osman]eric.sixTue Aug 18 1987 15:3010
This note amplifies one of the missing features of notes.  There's
no guarantee that your reply is going in where you think it is.

If you and I are both replying to the same note, whoever hits "^Z" first
probably gets in first.

So, my entry "dentist" is intended to follow "filling" but probably
doesn't !

/Eric
396.22alleycatCOMICS::KEYOn the verge of indecisionTue Aug 18 1987 17:133
    (in reply to O'Malley, not dentist)
    
    I suppose you think that's clever, Eric.
396.23alleycat - chorusESDC2::SOBOTBeware of the parrot !Wed Aug 19 1987 07:177
    re .21
    
    hmmm, maybe it would help to put the "inspirational" word in the
    title too. This would also save readers having to go back a reply if
    they've forgotten what the previous word was.
    
    Cheers,							Steve
396.24chorus -> applesQUOKKA::SNYDERWherever you go, there you areWed Aug 19 1987 16:250
396.25pieARMORY::CHARBONNDPost No BullsWed Aug 19 1987 16:271
    
396.26pie - squaredDECSIM::HEILMANSpeak softly and wear a loud shirtWed Aug 19 1987 16:371
    
396.27squared --> rectangleDSSDEV::STONERoyWed Aug 19 1987 16:461
      
396.28Entangle4GL::LASHERWorking...Wed Aug 19 1987 18:011
    
396.29NATASH::AIKENTry to relax and enjoy the CRISISWed Aug 19 1987 18:082
entangle - truth
    
396.30truth - save faceCOOKIE::ZANETrithemiusThu Aug 20 1987 05:041
396.31UNTANGLEARMORY::CHARBONNDPost No BullsThu Aug 20 1987 10:321
    
396.32UNTANGLE --> PUZZLECOMICS::KEYCalling International Rescue...Thu Aug 20 1987 11:423
    How does "untangle" follow on from "save face"?
    
    - Puzzled of Basingstoke
396.33puzzle ->monkeyMARVIN::KNOWLESMen's sauna in corpore sanoThu Aug 20 1987 12:313
    This (.-1 and the ones before) looks like an instance of Eric's problem
    (.21), but I don't know what VAXNOTES does with timestamps (which
    suggest otherwise). 
396.34monkey => scratchREGENT::EPSTEINBruce EpsteinThu Aug 20 1987 12:481
    
396.35scratch - chickenDECSIM::HEILMANSpeak softly and wear a loud shirtThu Aug 20 1987 12:571
    
396.36chicken - funkyLEZAH::BOBBITTface piles of trials with smilesThu Aug 20 1987 14:131
    
396.37funky - WinkerbeanREGENT::EPSTEINBruce EpsteinThu Aug 20 1987 20:371
    
396.38Winkerbean --> batikAKOV76::BOYAJIANScience Is GoldenFri Aug 21 1987 05:383
    Heh heh heh. Thought you'd stump us, didn't you?
    
    --- jerry
396.39batik --> weaverCOMICS::KEYCalling International Rescue...Fri Aug 21 1987 12:411
    Will someone _please_ explain "Winkerbean"?
396.40weaver --> dreamsDECSIM::HEILMANSpeak softly and wear a loud shirtFri Aug 21 1987 16:275
    Funky Winkerbean is a comic strip carried in some newspapers (US,
    don't know where else).
    
    PS, Jerry's jump from Winkerbean to batik still has me puzzling
    
396.41dreams -> wetANGORA::ZARLENGALiving on the hegde ...Fri Aug 21 1987 20:090
396.42AKOV68::BOYAJIANScience Is GoldenSat Aug 22 1987 12:246
    re:.40
    
    The writer/artist of "Funky Winkerbean" is Tom Batuik. I just
    dropped the "u".
    
    --- jerry
396.43wet --> blanketCOMICS::KEYCalling International Rescue...Mon Aug 24 1987 12:365
    Re: .42
    
    Call that an association?
    
    Andy
396.44blanket --> securityDECSIM::HEILMANSpeak softly and wear a loud shirtMon Aug 24 1987 21:191
    Just couldn't let this sit here for a whole work day..
396.45security --> codeDSSDEV::STONERoyMon Aug 24 1987 21:231
     
396.46code --> nameKAOA08::CUSUP_LAPLANTue Aug 25 1987 11:501
    
396.47oceanic -> cocaineVIDEO::OSMANtype video::user$7:[osman]eric.sixTue Aug 25 1987 15:041
396.48name --> addressLATOUR::JMUNZERTue Aug 25 1987 16:252
    
    
396.49let's merge the 2 streamsDECSIM::HEILMANSpeak softly and wear a loud shirtTue Aug 25 1987 20:573
    cocaine ----\
                 ------> columbia
    address ----/
396.50columbia -> recordsSYSENG::NELSONE unibus plurumTue Aug 25 1987 21:151
    
396.51records --> GuinnessAKOV68::BOYAJIANScience Is GoldenWed Aug 26 1987 07:017
    re:.43
    
    Why not? When I saw "Funky Winkerbean", I immediately thought
    of its creator, Batuik, which made me think of "batik". Isn't
    that what word association is all *about*? Sheesh!
    
    --- jerry
396.52Guinness --> stoutDSSDEV::STONERoyWed Aug 26 1987 12:331
      
396.53stout -> fellowIPG::GOODENOUGHJeff Goodenough, IPG Reading-UKWed Aug 26 1987 14:401
    
396.54fellow --> jollyCOOKIE::ZANETrithemiusWed Aug 26 1987 16:391
396.55jolly --> Santa ClausVINO::JMUNZERWed Aug 26 1987 17:052
    
    
396.56Santa Claus --> doleCOMICS::KEYCalling International Rescue...Thu Aug 27 1987 12:283
    Re .51
    
    Okay, if that's how you want to play it...
396.57MLNIT5::FINANCEThu Aug 27 1987 14:402
    MLNOIS::HARBIG
                      -< dole--->queue>-
396.58queue -->tail KAOA08::CUSUP_LAPLANThu Aug 27 1987 17:061
    
396.59tail --> gateGNUVAX::BOBBITTface piles of trials with smilesThu Aug 27 1987 18:021
    
396.60MLNIT5::FINANCEFri Aug 28 1987 07:512
    MLNOIS::HARBIG
                      -< gate ---> garden>-
396.61garden --> partyCOMICS::KEYCalling International Rescue...Fri Aug 28 1987 12:041
    
396.62party --> slateVINO::JMUNZERFri Aug 28 1987 12:331
    
396.63slate --> blackboardDSSDEV::STONERoyFri Aug 28 1987 12:501
      
396.64blackboard --> jungle KAOA08::CUSUP_LAPLANFri Aug 28 1987 13:281
    
396.65jungle --> GeorgeDECSIM::HEILMANSpeak softly and wear a loud shirtFri Aug 28 1987 13:501
    
396.66MLNIT5::FINANCEFri Aug 28 1987 15:181
                      -< GEORGE --> III >-
396.67III -> MicroVAXSYSENG::NELSONE unibus plurumFri Aug 28 1987 16:281
    
396.68MicroVAX -> systemSUPER::KENAHMythical Conversation FragmentsFri Aug 28 1987 16:320
396.69System -> ManagerRUTLND::SATOWFri Aug 28 1987 17:141
    
396.70manager --> aspirationsREGENT::EPSTEINBruce EpsteinMon Aug 31 1987 09:431
    
396.71aspirations --> asphyxiateDSSDEV::STONERoyMon Aug 31 1987 12:462
      
    
396.72-<asphyxiate --> claustraphobia>-MLNIT5::FINANCEMon Aug 31 1987 13:051
    
396.73claustrophobia --> boxedCOOKIE::ZANETrithemiusMon Aug 31 1987 14:000
396.74boxed -> cuffedSYSENG::NELSONE unibus plurumMon Aug 31 1987 15:503
    
    (going full circle into the past tense)
    
396.75cuffed -> frenchLEZAH::BOBBITTface piles of trials with smilesMon Aug 31 1987 16:451
    
396.76french -> friesNATASH::AIKENTry to relax and enjoy the CRISISMon Aug 31 1987 17:361
    
396.77fries ---> greaseHOMSIC::DUDEKVerbosity does not eschew obfuscationMon Aug 31 1987 20:462
    
    
396.78grease ---> monkeyWAYWRD::GORDONAdam's prize was open eyes...Mon Aug 31 1987 22:361
    
396.79-< monkey --> wrench >-MLNIT5::FINANCETue Sep 01 1987 07:341
    
396.80wrench --> forceCOMICS::KEYCalling International Rescue...Tue Sep 01 1987 12:411
396.81force --> freeDECSIM::HEILMANSpeak softly and wear a loud shirtTue Sep 01 1987 15:101
    Any DECSIM users out there?
396.82-< free ---> gratis >-MLNIT5::FINANCETue Sep 01 1987 16:241
    
396.83gratis --> potatoesLEZAH::BOBBITTface piles of trials with smilesTue Sep 01 1987 19:113
    well, hey, I tried....
    anyone heard of potatoes au gratis?
    
396.84potatoes --> eyesCOOKIE::ZANETrithemiusTue Sep 01 1987 23:483
  Re: .83 -- that was awful!
  
396.85eyes --> creamYIPPEE::LIRONWed Sep 02 1987 10:341
    
396.86cream --> bunCOMICS::KEYCalling International Rescue...Wed Sep 02 1987 12:591
    .81: What's a DECSIM?
396.87bun -> voyageANGORA::ZARLENGAA nickel's worth of free adviceWed Sep 02 1987 13:160
396.88voyage --> voyeurDECSIM::HEILMANSpeak softly and wear a loud shirtWed Sep 02 1987 16:092
    RE: .-2, DECSIM is a logic simulation program I work on. Force and
    free are two (opposite) functions that it can perform.
396.89voyeur --> seerSEAPEN::PHIPPSDigital Internal Use OnlyWed Sep 02 1987 17:440
396.90seer --> oracleWAYWRD::GORDONAdam's prize was open eyes...Wed Sep 02 1987 17:481
    
396.91oracle --> 20-20GLIVET::RECKARDWed Sep 02 1987 20:201
Aren't oracles those things that Capt. Klink and Sherlock Holmes wore?
396.9220/20 -> 60 MinutesSCRUFF::CONLIFFEBetter living through softwareWed Sep 02 1987 20:521
 just a news fiend, I guess...
396.9360 Minutes --> hourREGENT::EPSTEINBruce EpsteinThu Sep 03 1987 17:581
    
396.94hour --> you?INK::KALLISPlease speak slowly and clearly.Thu Sep 03 1987 18:011
    
396.95you --> maREGENT::EPSTEINBruce EpsteinThu Sep 03 1987 18:241
    as in AZ.
396.96ma --> hatmaGLIVET::RECKARDThu Sep 03 1987 19:280
396.97hatma --> nailERASER::KALLISRaise Hallowe'en awareness.Thu Sep 03 1987 20:341
    
396.98nail --> fileREGENT::EPSTEINBruce EpsteinFri Sep 04 1987 12:280
396.99file --> jailNATASH::AIKENTry to relax and enjoy the CRISISFri Sep 04 1987 17:121
    
396.100jail --> baitLEZAH::BOBBITTface piles of trials with smilesFri Sep 04 1987 18:161
    
396.101bait --> noireERASER::KALLISRaise Hallowe'en awareness.Fri Sep 04 1987 19:111
    
396.102noire --> enchantedCOOKIE::ZANETrithemiusFri Sep 04 1987 21:240
396.103enchanted ---> gregorianMLNIT5::FINANCEMon Sep 07 1987 07:571
    
396.104gregorian --> calendarIPG::GOODENOUGHJeff Goodenough, IPG Reading-UKMon Sep 07 1987 16:331
    
396.105calendar --> datesCOOKIE::ZANETrithemiusMon Sep 07 1987 17:220
396.106dates --> sexYIPPEE::LIRONTue Sep 08 1987 07:261
    (suggested by my sister-in-law)
396.107sex ---> oppositeMLNIT5::FINANCETue Sep 08 1987 09:021
    
396.108opposite -> oppositeBEING::POSTPISCHILAlways mount a scratch monkey.Tue Sep 08 1987 13:161
    
396.109opposite --> attractDECSIM::HEILMANSpeak softly and wear a loud shirtTue Sep 08 1987 13:350
396.110attract --> detractHOMSIC::DUDEKElegant in her simplicityTue Sep 08 1987 14:362
    
    
396.111detract --> detrainSEAPEN::PHIPPSDigital Internal Use OnlyTue Sep 08 1987 15:470
396.112detrain --> deplaneGLIVET::RECKARDTue Sep 08 1987 15:571
Mr. Rourke!  Mr. Rourke!
396.113deplane -> Tattoo (sp?)PLDVAX::ZARLENGAA nickel's worth of free adviceTue Sep 08 1987 18:080
396.114Tattoo ---> EdinburghMLNIT5::FINANCEWed Sep 09 1987 06:321
    
396.115Edinburgh --> spuneHOMSIC::DUDEKElegant in her simplicityWed Sep 09 1987 15:212
    
    
396.116Spune -> soupIPG::GOODENOUGHJeff Goodenough, IPG Reading-UKWed Sep 09 1987 20:101
    Spunes in Edinburgh?  I thought they used their fingers :-)
396.117soup --> nutsHOMSIC::DUDEKElegant in her simplicityWed Sep 09 1987 20:4019
    re -.1 , spunes in Edinburgh:  Last year when I was planning my
    wedding I decided we should observe some tradition from each of
    our ancestries.  My husband's ancestry is Polish and Italian; very
    easy since these traditions abound (at least in Chicago).  Mine
    were a bit trickier: Scottish, French and German.  My only living
    grandparent, who was responsible for the German directly and the
    French by marriage, had no recollection of any wedding traditions.
    On the Scottish side, we'd been so long in this country that my
    grandmother was a member of the DAR.  So I consulted a book on wedding
    traditions.  For Scotland, it said that the groom would go to Edinburgh
    and have a spoon made out of silver to present to his bride.  The
    spoon was called the wedding spune. (I have no idea if this is or
    was actually the case.  We could find no evidence of the French
    tradition they listed in either France or New Hampshire.   Eventually, 
    I gave up and we didn't observe any ethnic traditions.)
    
    Ergo: Edinburgh --> spune
    
    SPD
396.118nuts --> boltsAYOV18::ISMITHIan SmithThu Sep 10 1987 09:041
    
396.119bolts --> laundryESDC2::SOBOTBeware of the parrot !Thu Sep 10 1987 11:298
    ...reminds me of the old joke about the lunatic who escapes from
    the asylum, goes into the launderette, rapes three women working
    there, then runs off. Headlines in the paper next day said...
    

        	NUT SCREWS WASHERS AND BOLTS !
    
    Cheers,							Steve
396.120laundry --> MexicoAYOV18::ISMITHIan SmithThu Sep 10 1987 12:121
    
396.121Mexico --> chili (or Chile)IPG::GOODENOUGHJeff Goodenough, IPG Reading-UKThu Sep 10 1987 15:454
396.122Chile --> HoneyLEZAH::BOBBITTface piles of trials with smilesThu Sep 10 1987 16:132
    a term of endearment...
    
396.123Honey --> PieDECSIM::HEILMANPlease, I can shout, don't hear youThu Sep 10 1987 18:459
                 You are driving me crazy,
                 I'm in love but I'm lazy...
    
    Which is interesting because this morning I was thinking about trying
    to word associate to the Beatles via a "Mexico --> Gringo --> Starr" 
    route, but abandoned it as being entirely too silly!

    PS, Please do not comment on "word associate" as verbification.
        I plead guilty.
396.124honey -> bunsPLDVAX::ZARLENGAYou're on 'er, your HonorThu Sep 10 1987 18:471
    a term of endowment ...
396.125pie --> baldIPG::GOODENOUGHJeff Goodenough, IPG Reading-UKThu Sep 10 1987 20:551
    Note clash - 'pie' got there first :-)
396.126bald --> shoutedAYOV15::ISMITHIan SmithFri Sep 11 1987 10:309
    re .120
       .121
    
    		Mexico --> laundry
    
    Where do you go if you want to clean up some of those dirty old
    pound notes we still have up here? To the laundry in Mexico of course!!
    
    			Ian  8^).
396.127Shouted --> outAKOV68::BOYAJIANChaise pommeTue Sep 15 1987 05:543
    From the commercial for the laundry detergent Shout ("Shout it Out!")
    
    --- jerry
396.128out -> spotGLIVET::RECKARDTue Sep 15 1987 11:521
Lady Macbeth's dog?
396.129spot --> RoverAYOV18::ISMITHIan SmithTue Sep 15 1987 11:581
    
396.130Rover --> VillageERASER::KALLISRaise Hallowe'en awareness.Tue Sep 15 1987 12:232
    From the classic TV show, _The Prisoner_. [Well, it beats commercials.
    ;-)]
396.131Village --> idiotDSSDEV::STONERoyTue Sep 15 1987 13:091
      
396.132idiot --> boxNATASH::AIKENTry to relax and enjoy the CRISISTue Sep 15 1987 13:446
    idiot box = where one finds television commercials.
    
    
    we've come full circle
    
    
396.133box --> lunchGNUVAX::BOBBITTface piles of trials with smilesTue Sep 15 1987 16:272
    a square meal?
    
396.134lunch -> meatPLDVAX::ZARLENGAWhy is everything `heavy' in 1985?Tue Sep 15 1987 17:470
396.135meat -> uncleDECSIM::HEILMANPlease, I can shout, don't hear youTue Sep 15 1987 19:161
    Any Zappa fans out there?
396.136Uncle -> WigglyCLT::WIECHMANNJim the WarriorWed Sep 16 1987 01:430
396.137wiggly -> wormlyPLDVAX::ZARLENGACalvin ... Marty ... KleinWed Sep 16 1987 03:190
396.138Wormly --> BirdlyERASER::KALLISRaise Hallowe'en awareness.Wed Sep 16 1987 12:353
    ...as in "the early worm gets the bird."
    
    Steve Kallis, Jr.
396.139birdly --> spindlyCOOKIE::ZANETrithemiusWed Sep 16 1987 15:170
396.140spindly -> foldly, mutilatelyDECSIM::HEILMANPlease, I can shout, don't hear youWed Sep 16 1987 16:141
    As in "DO NOT"
396.141foldly -> (in)crease(ing)lyPLDVAX::ZARLENGACalvin ... Marty ... KleinWed Sep 16 1987 19:360
396.142increasingly creasely -> origamiLEZAH::BOBBITTface piles of trials with smilesWed Sep 16 1987 19:451
    
396.143origami --> sinREGENT::EPSTEINBruce EpsteinWed Sep 16 1987 20:341
    it was a paper apple?
396.144sin...sational!DSSDEV::STONERoyWed Sep 16 1987 20:412
     
    
396.145sin --> seerIPG::GOODENOUGHJeff Goodenough, IPG Reading-UKWed Sep 16 1987 20:411
    
396.146seer -> lookerPLDVAX::ZARLENGACalvin ... Marty ... KleinThu Sep 17 1987 03:490
396.147looker -> upARMORY::CHARBONNDI sobered up for this?!Thu Sep 17 1987 10:521
    
396.148UP--->MARKETMLNIT5::FINANCEThu Sep 17 1987 12:281
    
396.149market ---> senditERASER::KALLISRaise Hallowe'en awareness.Thu Sep 17 1987 13:471
    
396.150sendit -> spenditLEZAH::BOBBITTface piles of trials with smilesThu Sep 17 1987 14:011
    
396.151spendit --> goneNATASH::AIKENTry to relax and enjoy the CRISISThu Sep 17 1987 15:051
    
396.152gone --> forgottenGLIVET::RECKARDThu Sep 17 1987 15:060
396.153forgotten --> repressedCOOKIE::ZANETrithemiusThu Sep 17 1987 20:020
396.154repressed --> recleanedERASER::KALLISRaise Hallowe'en awareness.Thu Sep 17 1987 20:421
    
396.155recleaned --> remiss(ter)REGENT::EPSTEINBruce EpsteinFri Sep 18 1987 12:510
396.156remiss(ter) --> remarryLEZAH::BOBBITTface piles of trials with smilesFri Sep 18 1987 18:451
    
396.157Remarry --> Liz TaylorGLIVET::RECKARDMon Sep 21 1987 11:300
396.158Liz Taylor -> many DELNI::PITARDHuh? What, me??Mon Sep 21 1987 13:272
    
    
396.159many ---> calledMLNIT5::FINANCEMon Sep 21 1987 14:003
    MLNOIS::HARBIG
    
            "Many are called but few are chosen."
396.160called --> vocatioCOOKIE::ZANETrithemiusMon Sep 21 1987 16:080
396.161vocatio --> pontifexMLNIT5::FINANCEMon Sep 21 1987 16:571
    
396.162pontifex -> pontiffPLDVAX::ZARLENGAI'm Jack, Phil's brain is on holdMon Sep 21 1987 20:390
396.163pontiff -> 4th&25MLCSSE::CIUFFINIWanted:Zydeco Star Spangled BannerMon Sep 21 1987 21:026
    What better association for pontiff... 
    Probably a football (today/tomorrow) strike and the basenote 
    title ....
    jc
    p.s. "''pun'" intended. :-)    
396.1644th&25 -> ChicagoDECSIM::HEILMANPlease, I can shout, don't hear youMon Sep 21 1987 21:203
    Remember song "25 or 6 to 4"?
    
    PS, does any one know what the song title referred to?
396.165Chicago -> BearsLYMPH::LAMBERTBMW: Best Motorcycle in the WorldMon Sep 21 1987 21:307
re: .164  ("25 or 6 to 4")

   I believe it meant "25 or 26 minutes before 4", as in 4:00am, as in 3:34 
   or 3:35 am.  This would be consistant with the rest of the song.  "Feeling
   like I ought to sleep", etc.

   -- Sam   
396.166Bears -> baresPLDVAX::ZARLENGAI'm Jack, Phil's brain is on holdTue Sep 22 1987 03:120
396.167bares --> assesAKOV75::BOYAJIANChaise pommeTue Sep 22 1987 11:391
396.168asses --> mulesIPG::GOODENOUGHJeff Goodenough, IPG Reading-UKTue Sep 22 1987 12:352
    Well, that's what you meant, wasn't it? :-)  (We Brits stick closer
    to the Chaucerian spelling)
396.169mules --> sterileREGENT::EPSTEINBruce EpsteinTue Sep 22 1987 12:390
396.170sterile -> cuckooPLDVAX::ZARLENGAI'm Jack, Phil's brain is on holdTue Sep 22 1987 13:380
396.171cuckoo --> nestERASER::KALLISRaise Hallowe'en awareness.Tue Sep 22 1987 13:591
    
396.172nest -> loopsDECSIM::HEILMANPlease, I can shout, don't hear youWed Sep 23 1987 00:511
    been programming too long... (first thing that came to mind)...
396.173loops -> infinitePLDVAX::ZARLENGAI'm Jack, Phil's brain is on holdWed Sep 23 1987 03:040
396.174infinite --> galaxyAYOV18::ISMITHIan SmithWed Sep 23 1987 09:291
    
396.175 galaxy - Zaphod ESDC2::SOBOTBeware of the parrot !Wed Sep 23 1987 09:392
    ...as in "Hitch Hiker's Guide to ..."
    
396.176infinite --> endlessMLNIT5::FINANCEWed Sep 23 1987 10:081
    
396.177Zaphod --> fourty-two YIPPEE::LIRONWed Sep 23 1987 10:4110
    Did you get stumped on Zaphod ?
    
    Note that the use of numbers should allow for interesting
    developments. For example, we could increment a number
    and see how long it would take until we reach the end.
    
    	roger
    
    PS That must be an INTEGER value of course, otherwise it
    would be less exciting, and almost silly in fact.
396.178forty-two --> answerIPG::GOODENOUGHJeff Goodenough, IPG Reading-UKWed Sep 23 1987 11:511
    Sorry, Roger.
396.179answer -> multiplePLDVAX::ZARLENGARun Marty! It's the Libyans!Wed Sep 23 1987 14:460
396.180multiple --> entryERASER::KALLISRaise Hallowe'en awareness.Wed Sep 23 1987 15:013
    What, ho!  He's showing good form today....
    
    Steve Kallis, Jr.
396.181entry --> phoneAYOV18::ISMITHIan SmithWed Sep 23 1987 15:111
    
396.182phone-->homeSAHQ::LILLYACTor in AtlantaWed Sep 23 1987 17:052
    
    as in E.T.
396.183home --> freeINK::KALLISRaise Hallowe'en awareness.Wed Sep 23 1987 17:131
    
396.184free -> dumbPLDVAX::ZARLENGARun Marty! It's the Libyans!Wed Sep 23 1987 17:470
396.185dumb --> waiterREGENT::EPSTEINBruce EpsteinWed Sep 23 1987 20:010
396.186waiter --> there's a bug in my soupERIS::CALLASStrange days, indeed.Wed Sep 23 1987 21:311
    
396.187There's a bug in my soup --> freeKESEY::GETSINGEREric GetsingerWed Sep 23 1987 23:371
    
396.188free -> PepsiPLDVAX::ZARLENGARun Marty! It's the Libyans!Thu Sep 24 1987 02:510
396.189(no) Pepsi ---> cokeAKOV68::BOYAJIANChaise pommeThu Sep 24 1987 09:191
396.190coke --> flyingAYOV18::ISMITHIan SmithThu Sep 24 1987 12:091
    
396.191flying --> aircraftERASER::KALLISRaise Hallowe'en awareness.Thu Sep 24 1987 12:481
    
396.192aircraft --> carrierSAHQ::LILLYACTor in AtlantaThu Sep 24 1987 13:291
    
396.193carrier -> hepatitisPLDVAX::ZARLENGARun Marty! It's the Libyans!Thu Sep 24 1987 14:070
396.194hepatitis --> BREGENT::EPSTEINBruce EpsteinThu Sep 24 1987 14:500
396.195B --> preparedINK::KALLISRaise Hallowe'en awareness.Thu Sep 24 1987 14:581
    
396.196prepared --> Blue PeterAYOV18::ISMITHIan SmithThu Sep 24 1987 15:484
    An obscure reference to that classic British TV program, Blue peter.
    One of the presenters would try to make e.g. a dolls house. He would
    make a complete mess of it, then produce a perfect one from under
    the table, saying "And here's one I prepared earlier."!!!
396.197Blue Peter --> Mike OldfieldECLAIR::GOODWINGet up and go for it!Thu Sep 24 1987 15:501
    Well, he did the theme music for Blue Peter...
396.198Mike Oldfield -> TubularDECSIM::HEILMANPlease, I can shout, don't hear youThu Sep 24 1987 16:301
    As in bells, same Mike Oldfield I presume?
396.199Tubular --> helicalERASER::KALLISRaise Hallowe'en awareness.Thu Sep 24 1987 18:532
    ...but a short step away if you've seen the core of a paper towel
    roll...
396.200helical -> DNAPLDVAX::ZARLENGARun Marty! It's the Libyans!Thu Sep 24 1987 19:020
396.201DNA -> OSIERIS::CALLASStrange days, indeed.Thu Sep 24 1987 19:481
    
396.202OSI -> can_you_saySKIVT::ROGERSLasciate ogni speranza, voi ch'entrateThu Sep 24 1987 19:521
.. by the lawn's early dight?
396.203can_you_say --> neighborGLIVET::RECKARDThu Sep 24 1987 20:130
396.204neighbor --> hoodERASER::KALLISGet your Jack O'Lanterns ready...Thu Sep 24 1987 20:171
    
396.205hood -> henry_the_milkmanPLDVAX::ZARLENGARun Marty! It's the Libyans!Thu Sep 24 1987 20:260
396.206<henry_the_milkman --> Benny Hill>SCRUFF::CONLIFFEBetter living through softwareThu Sep 24 1987 20:472
Well, close enough.....
396.207Benny Hill --> lasciviousHOMSIC::DUDEKElegant in her simplicityThu Sep 24 1987 22:161
    
396.208lascivious -> lewdPLDVAX::ZARLENGARun Marty! It's the Libyans!Thu Sep 24 1987 22:520
396.209lewd --> crudeAKOV75::BOYAJIANChaise pommeFri Sep 25 1987 04:491
    
396.210crude ---> hamMLNIT5::FINANCEFri Sep 25 1987 08:303
    
    
                as in prosciutto crudo
396.211ham --> burgerIPG::GOODENOUGHJeff Goodenough, IPG Reading-UKFri Sep 25 1987 10:291
    
396.212burger --> KingSAHQ::LILLYACTor in AtlantaFri Sep 25 1987 12:271
    
396.213king => prawnMARVIN::KNOWLESMen's sauna in corporation bathsFri Sep 25 1987 12:511
    
396.214prawn --> brokerERASER::KALLISRaise Hallowe'en awareness.Fri Sep 25 1987 12:552
    Well, it's as close as the last ... :-)
    
396.215broker -> fixerDECSIM::HEILMANPlease, I can shout, don't hear youFri Sep 25 1987 13:201
    
396.216Fixer -> Frank_thePLDVAX::ZARLENGARun Marty! It's the Libyans!Fri Sep 25 1987 15:011
    	Thank yewwww,  Mr Iacavano ...
396.217Franke_the --> furterINK::KALLISRaise Hallowe'en awareness.Fri Sep 25 1987 15:072
    Yum!!
    
396.218(the) furter --> the betterAYOV18::ISMITHIan SmithFri Sep 25 1987 15:431
    
396.219the better --> to see you with, my dearERIS::CALLASStrange days, indeed.Fri Sep 25 1987 16:021
    
396.220to see you with, my dear --> teethERASER::KALLISRaise Hallowe'en awareness.Fri Sep 25 1987 17:132
    Let's try to keep it to no more than two, and preferably one, word,
    _please_?
396.221teeth --> gumsHOMSIC::DUDEKElegant in her simplicityFri Sep 25 1987 17:212
    
    
396.222gums --> wrigleySAHQ::LILLYACTor in AtlantaFri Sep 25 1987 19:161
    
396.223wrigley --> fieldHARDY::KENAHChameleons blend into the edges...Fri Sep 25 1987 19:371
    
396.224field --> hockeyERIS::CALLASStrange days, indeed.Fri Sep 25 1987 20:044
    Aw, come on, Steve. In the Python "Word Association" sketch, the
    best associations were phrases.
    
    	Jon
396.225hockey --> watchERASER::KALLISRaise Hallowe'en awareness.Fri Sep 25 1987 21:031
    ...As in "Geez, I need cash: I'd better hit the pawnshop."
396.226watch --> outHOMSIC::DUDEKElegant in her simplicityFri Sep 25 1987 22:121
    Santa Claus is coming to town...
396.227out ---> houseWAYWRD::GORDONAdam's prize was open eyes...Sat Sep 26 1987 00:401
    
396.228house --> warmingAYOV18::ISMITHIan SmithMon Sep 28 1987 06:471
    
396.229warming ---> panMLNOIS::HARBIGMon Sep 28 1987 08:451
    
396.230pan --> dowdyERASER::KALLISRaise Hallowe'en awareness.Mon Sep 28 1987 11:521
    ...as in "apple ..."
396.231dowdy --> frumpyDSSDEV::STONERoyMon Sep 28 1987 12:052
     
    
396.232frumpy --> inconspicuousCOOKIE::ZANETrithemiusMon Sep 28 1987 15:530
396.233inconspicuous --> inconsequentialHOMSIC::DUDEKElegant in her simplicityMon Sep 28 1987 16:122
    
    
396.234inconsequential -> unrelatedPLDVAX::ZARLENGAWatch for 'Beverly Hills Buntz'Mon Sep 28 1987 17:570
396.235unrelated --> phenomenaINK::KALLISRaise Hallowe'en awareness.Mon Sep 28 1987 18:321
    As in "Post hoc ergo propter hoc."
396.236phenomena --> pa-tiki-tikiLEZAH::BOBBITTface piles of trials with smilesMon Sep 28 1987 19:048
    overheard on sesame street, and elsewhere, a song, the first line
    was:
    
    "ma-na-ma-na      pa-tiki-tiki"
    (gruff voice)     (female backup singers)
    
    -Jody
    
396.237pa-tiki-tiki --> mongooseIPG::GOODENOUGHJeff Goodenough, IPG Reading-UKMon Sep 28 1987 19:384
    Well, if you gonna be stoopid :-)
    
    BTW .- a few hundred:  king --> prawn is perfectly valid this side.
    'tis what you'd call a jumbo shrimp.
396.238mongoose -> maverickPLDVAX::ZARLENGAWatch for 'Beverly Hills Buntz'Mon Sep 28 1987 19:511
    Remember Top Gun?
396.239Maverick --> BartINK::KALLISRaise Hallowe'en awareness.Mon Sep 28 1987 20:042
    As in Bret's brother, though I'm sure our U.K. cousins may well
    run with this'un.
396.240Bart -> StarrPLDVAX::ZARLENGAWatch for 'Beverly Hills Buntz'Mon Sep 28 1987 21:101
    	The pack is ... on strike!
396.241Starr --> MoonDECSIM::HEILMANPlease, I can shout, don't hear youMon Sep 28 1987 23:342
    Actually got double duty out of this -- cosmic entities and famous
    rock drummers (as in Ringo and Keith).
396.242Moon -> (Rev.) Sun (Yung)PLDVAX::ZARLENGAWatch for 'Beverly Hills Buntz'Tue Sep 29 1987 02:210
396.243sun --> bedAYOV18::ISMITHIan SmithTue Sep 29 1987 06:271
    
396.244 bed --> thrillaaaa ESDC2::SOBOTBeware of the parrot !Tue Sep 29 1987 08:0313
    Anyone spot the obscure link ?
    
    
    
    Sung-pronounciation of Michael Jackson album title tracks  :-)
    
    
    re .236  ...  I love it, Jodi !  And I know the song you mean.
    
    re .241  ...  Brilliant !
    
    
    Cheers,							Steve
396.245"thrillaaaa" --> FrankensteinAKOV11::BOYAJIANChaise pommeTue Sep 29 1987 09:515
    
    Boris Karloff, most famous for playing Frankenstein's monster,
    hosted the horror anthology tv show, THRILLER, in the early 60's.
    
    --- jerry
396.246Frankenstein --> boltAYOV18::ISMITHIan SmithTue Sep 29 1987 11:231
    
396.247bolt --> bucket (of)DSSDEV::STONERoyTue Sep 29 1987 12:041
     
396.248bolt -- BeranekERASER::KALLISLight up the Jack O'LanternsTue Sep 29 1987 12:072
    ...And Newman
    
396.249bucket (of) -> chickenPLDVAX::ZARLENGAWatch for 'Beverly Hills Buntz'Tue Sep 29 1987 14:013
    
    .248 - notes clash, .247 beat you
    (and Beranek and Newman was going to be MY answer! .. software joke)
396.250chicken --> flickingERASER::KALLISGet into Halowe'en Spirit. Say `Boo!'Tue Sep 29 1987 14:172
    Then I'll try again.
    
396.251flicking --> flickeringHOMSIC::DUDEKElegant in her simplicityTue Sep 29 1987 14:262
    
    
396.252flickering --> CepheidsSUPER::KENAHChameleons blend into the edges...Tue Sep 29 1987 16:138
    
    
    
    Cepheid variables are stars that vary in brightness at regular
    intervals.  They have been used to determine galactic and intergalactic
    distances.  I seen them described as "flickering yardsticks."
    
    					andrew 
396.253Cepheids --> pulsarsERASER::KALLISSee the ghost? That's the spirit!Tue Sep 29 1987 17:046
    
    Another "regular" star is the pulsar, a neutron star that sends
    out a steady, pulsing signal.  It represents another type of regularly
    recurring astronomical phernomenon.
    
    Steve Kallis, Jr.
396.254pulsars -> stanzas (Nissan)PLDVAX::ZARLENGAWatch for 'Beverly Hills Buntz'Tue Sep 29 1987 17:190
396.255stanzas ---> versesWAYWRD::GORDONAdam's prize was open eyes...Tue Sep 29 1987 18:480
396.256verses -> vicesTHE780::MEARNSTue Sep 29 1987 19:151
    
396.257vices --> episodesERASER::KALLISSee the ghost? That's the spirit!Tue Sep 29 1987 19:302
    ..As in "Freeze!  Miami ...."
    
396.258episodes --> tantrumsHOMSIC::DUDEKElegant in her simplicityTue Sep 29 1987 20:592
    
    
396.259tantrums -> temperANGORA::ZARLENGAWatch for 'Beverly Hills Buntz'Wed Sep 30 1987 02:370
396.260temper --> steelAYOV18::ISMITHIan SmithWed Sep 30 1987 07:251
    
396.261steel --> "Man of..."AKOV11::BOYAJIANChaise pommeWed Sep 30 1987 07:381
    --- jerry
396.262"Man of ..." --> La ManchaKAOA08::CUSUP_LAPLANWed Sep 30 1987 10:591
    
396.263La Mancha => ChannelMARVIN::KNOWLESMen's sauna in corporation bathsWed Sep 30 1987 11:091
    
396.264Channel --> #5GLIVET::RECKARDWed Sep 30 1987 11:141
... phew!
396.265#5 --> #6ERASER::KALLISSee the ghost? That's the spirit!Wed Sep 30 1987 11:204
    
    "I am not a number!  I am a free man!"
    
    "Ha-ha-ha-ha!"
396.266#6 --> 7-UpDSSDEV::STONERoyWed Sep 30 1987 11:462
     
    
396.2677-UP --> V8LEZAH::BOBBITTface piles of trials with smilesWed Sep 30 1987 13:281
    boy, talk about an easy link for the next person -
396.268V8 --> at McDonald'sTOPDOC::SLOANEBruce is on the looseWed Sep 30 1987 13:555
    
    
    Why take the easy road?
    
    
396.269V8 --> rotaryAYOV18::ISMITHIan SmithWed Sep 30 1987 14:002
    
    How about this?  <8^}.
396.270OopsAYOV18::ISMITHIan SmithWed Sep 30 1987 14:0711
    Note clash.
    
    Amalgamate:
    
               McDonalds--------\
                                 \______burger
                                 /
               rotary-----------/
    
    
                 Ian.
396.271burger --> WarrenERASER::KALLISRaise Hallowe'en awareness.Wed Sep 30 1987 14:543
    
    
    The Supreme Court Justice
396.272Warren --> PeaceTOPDOC::SLOANEBruce is on the looseWed Sep 30 1987 15:263
    
    The book.
396.273Peace --> EasyCOOKIE::ZANETrithemiusWed Sep 30 1987 18:394
  
  As in the song, Peaceful, Easy Feeling.
  
396.274easy -> riderANGORA::ZARLENGAWatch for 'Beverly Hills Buntz'Wed Sep 30 1987 19:000
396.275rider --> HaggardINK::KALLISRaise Hallowe'en awareness.Wed Sep 30 1987 19:083
    
    ...the author
    
396.276Haggard --> wornHOMSIC::DUDEKElegant in her simplicityWed Sep 30 1987 19:552
    
    
396.277worn --> BeattyAYOV18::ISMITHIan SmithThu Oct 01 1987 06:511
    Speaking of puns....
396.278Beatty --> (and the) beastGLIVET::RECKARDThu Oct 01 1987 10:410
396.279beast --> wishesERASER::KALLISThere is no prison like a shut mindThu Oct 01 1987 10:503
    ... as long as we're into puns, hoping the reader has good fortune
    ...
    
396.280wishes --> mine?AYOV18::ISMITHIan SmithThu Oct 01 1987 11:213
    As in...
    
    There are two coffees here, but I don't know wishes mine.
396.281mine --> goldSAHQ::LILLYACTor in AtlantaThu Oct 01 1987 11:472
    
    
396.282gold --> urnDSSDEV::STONERoyThu Oct 01 1987 11:505
    
    
    
    as in Gol'durn Varmit!
    
396.283urn --> ericSCRUFF::CONLIFFEBetter living through softwareThu Oct 01 1987 12:212
as in an old British comedy team called Morecambe and Wise.
396.284urn --> salaryINK::KALLISThere is no prison like a shut mindThu Oct 01 1987 12:247
    as in:
    
    How one plies one's profession; or
    
    where one conceals one's pay, if one trusts not banks; or
    
    where one stores the salt
396.285eric => redMARVIN::KNOWLESMen's sauna in corporation bathsThu Oct 01 1987 12:282
    Oops; bifurcated again. Still, if you don't urn a salary, you'll
    soon go into the eric.
396.286red --> CrossINK::KALLISThere is no prison like a shut mindThu Oct 01 1987 12:302
    ...as in "signals"
    
396.287cross --> bunsGLIVET::RECKARDThu Oct 01 1987 12:380
396.288buns --> seedyCOOKIE::ZANETrithemiusThu Oct 01 1987 13:190
396.289seedy --> countryLEZAH::BOBBITTface piles of trials with smilesThu Oct 01 1987 13:212
    as in the seedy mouse and the country mouse?
    
396.290country --> bumpkinHOMSIC::DUDEKElegant in her simplicityThu Oct 01 1987 13:282
    
    
396.291bumpkin --> lanternAYOV18::ISMITHIan SmithThu Oct 01 1987 13:501
    
396.292lantern --> JackINK::KALLISA pumpkin is a terrible thing to wasteThu Oct 01 1987 13:572
    As in O'...
    
396.293Jack --> keyCOOKIE::ZANETrithemiusThu Oct 01 1987 17:250
396.294key -> quaySEAPEN::PHIPPSDigital Internal Use OnlyThu Oct 01 1987 17:340
396.295VIA::BINNSThu Oct 01 1987 17:361
                             -< quay -> d'orsai >-
396.296d'orsai --> TommyGLIVET::RECKARDThu Oct 01 1987 18:411
... and his orchestra
396.297Tommy --> The WhoHOMSIC::DUDEKElegant in her simplicityThu Oct 01 1987 19:242
    
    
396.298 The Who('s) -> (on) first?THE780::MEARNSThu Oct 01 1987 22:401
    
396.299first --> quencherAYOV18::ISMITHIan SmithFri Oct 02 1987 06:301
    
396.300quencher-->extinguisherMLNOIS::HARBIGFri Oct 02 1987 09:351
    
396.301extinguisher --> dapperSMILEY::STONERoyFri Oct 02 1987 11:552
      
    
396.302dapper --> nattyERASER::KALLISA pumpkin's a terrible thing to waste.Fri Oct 02 1987 13:335
    For a Bostonian, it likely would be:
                            -<dapper --> O'Niel>-
    
    For a _Tales of Hoffman_ fan, it doubtless would be:
                            -<dapper --> tuto>- 
396.303natty --> nattilyLEZAH::BOBBITTface piles of trials with smilesFri Oct 02 1987 14:095
    I guess he'd been dressing nattily for a while - but I don't know
    how she felt about it.  (Natalie, I mean)
    
    courtesy of benny hill
    
396.304nattily --> wouldAYOV18::ISMITHDoes grey matter?Fri Oct 02 1987 15:002
    
    Well, I just couldn't resist it!
396.305 would --> associationESDC2::SOBOTBeware of the parrot !Fri Oct 02 1987 15:343
    
    
    ...just love those puns  :-)
396.306association -> Along comes MaryANGORA::ZARLENGAWatch for 'Beverly Hills Buntz'Fri Oct 02 1987 16:390
396.307Along comes Mary -->The Wind Cries MaryHOMSIC::DUDEKElegant in her simplicityFri Oct 02 1987 16:472
    
    
396.308The Wind Cries Mary --> The Wind Called MariahREGENT::BROOMHEADDon't panic -- yet.Fri Oct 02 1987 16:500
396.309Mariah --> BlackSCRUFF::CONLIFFEBetter living through softwareFri Oct 02 1987 17:032
...an old form of Paddy Wagon
396.310Black -> paint itANGORA::ZARLENGAWatch for 'Beverly Hills Buntz'Fri Oct 02 1987 17:103
    How 'bout those Stones.  After all these years.
    
    Fred and Barney, I mean.
396.311paint it --> BlueCOOKIE::ZANETrithemiusFri Oct 02 1987 17:143
  Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue
  
396.312blue --> hooINK::KALLISA pumpkin's a terrible thing to waste.Fri Oct 02 1987 17:452
    
    If you feel this way, it makes you cry
396.313hoo -> dunitANGORA::ZARLENGAWatch for 'Beverly Hills Buntz'Fri Oct 02 1987 18:140
396.314dunit --> Dunkin'GLIVET::RECKARDFri Oct 02 1987 18:570
396.315Dunkin' -> YoYoDECSIM::HEILMANPlease, I can shout, don't hear youFri Oct 02 1987 19:511
    
396.316YoYo -> MamaTHE780::MEARNSFri Oct 02 1987 20:0610
    
    
    There's a great story about Yo-Yo Ma, the cellist.  Early in his
    career, he was on a concert tour, one of his first big breaks.
    Just about the time he began to feel pretty pleased with himself,
    that he was breaking into the big time, he did a concert somewhere
    in the deep South.  He rode up to the theater in a limo, looked
    up proudly at the marqee, where he expected to find his name in
    lights.  There it was - "Yo Ma-Ma"
    
396.317mama --> BahamaSAHQ::LILLYACTor in AtlantaFri Oct 02 1987 20:344
    
    
    OK, so I have it backwards
    
396.318Bahama --> pleasureCOOKIE::ZANETrithemiusSun Oct 04 1987 02:460
396.319pleasure -> principleANGORA::ZARLENGAWatch for 'Beverly Hills Buntz'Sun Oct 04 1987 04:230
396.320principle -->> interestLEZAH::BOBBITTface piles of trials with smilesSun Oct 04 1987 22:211
    
396.321interest --> rateAYOV18::ISMITHDoes grey matter?Mon Oct 05 1987 06:321
    
396.322rate --> primeMLNOIS::HARBIGMon Oct 05 1987 07:581
    
396.323 prime --> Pal ESDC2::SOBOTBeware of the parrot !Mon Oct 05 1987 08:071
    I've made a real dog's dinner of this one :-)
396.324Pal --> SecamAYOV18::ISMITHDoes grey matter?Mon Oct 05 1987 10:441
    
396.325Secam --> ConversionERASER::KALLISObserve Hallowe'en Awareness WeekMon Oct 05 1987 12:261
    Brethren, see the picture!
396.326conversion --> factorAYOV18::ISMITHDoes grey matter?Mon Oct 05 1987 14:261
    
396.327factor --> MaxIPG::GOODENOUGHJeff Goodenough, IPG Reading-UKMon Oct 05 1987 15:271
    Are you there, Harbig?
396.328Max -> HeadroomDECSIM::HEILMANPlease, I can shout, don't hear youMon Oct 05 1987 15:351
 yes, obvious, but what the hell!
396.329Headroom -->boardroomERASER::KALLISA pumpkin's a terrible thing to waste.Mon Oct 05 1987 16:3015
    re .328:
    
    Well, I could've said:
    
    			   -<Max --> grody>-
    
    or
    
    			    -<Max -- imam>-
    
    or
    
    			    -<Max --> sense>-  
    
    who let these opportunities pass you by?
396.330boardroom -> bedroomANGORA::ZARLENGAThis is not my beautiful houseMon Oct 05 1987 18:331
	C'mon, you were thinking it, I happenned to write it.
396.331bedroom --> cardroomCOOKIE::ZANETrithemiusMon Oct 05 1987 20:410
396.332cardroom --> speakeasyAKOV11::BOYAJIANMiracle and Magic!Tue Oct 06 1987 03:471
    --- jerry
396.333speakeasy --> crackAYOV18::ISMITHDoes grey matter?Tue Oct 06 1987 06:261
    
396.334crack --> shotERASER::KALLISMake Hallowe'en a National holiday.Tue Oct 06 1987 10:561
    
396.335shot --> putGLIVET::RECKARDJon Reckard 264-7710Tue Oct 06 1987 10:570
396.336put --> callSAHQ::LILLYACTor in AtlantaTue Oct 06 1987 14:251
    wall street at work
396.337call --> loggerAYOV18::ISMITHDoes grey matter?Tue Oct 06 1987 14:301
    
396.338logger --> rhythmERASER::KALLISDo you know where your pumpkin is?Tue Oct 06 1987 14:511
    ...mathematics at work :-P
396.339rhythm -> methodANGORA::ZARLENGAThis is not my beautiful houseTue Oct 06 1987 15:340
396.340method --> madnessLEZAH::BOBBITTface piles of trials with smilesTue Oct 06 1987 15:481
    
396.341madness -> OpheliaHARDY::KENAHGiselle gives me the Wilis...Tue Oct 06 1987 17:030
396.342Ophelia -> thighANGORA::ZARLENGAThis is not my beautiful houseTue Oct 06 1987 17:160
396.343thigh --> faceERASER::KALLISMake Hallowe'en a National holiday.Tue Oct 06 1987 17:322
    '... is valenced."  Hamlet, to one of the actors is Willie
    Shakespeare's little soap.
396.344face --> liftGOIVIT::STONERoyTue Oct 06 1987 17:502
     
    
396.345lift --> elevatorSAHQ::LILLYACTor in AtlantaTue Oct 06 1987 18:031
    
396.346elevator --> shoesHOMSIC::DUDEKElegant in her simplicityTue Oct 06 1987 18:212
    
    
396.347shoes --> concreteAYOV18::ISMITHDoes grey matter?Tue Oct 06 1987 18:511
    
396.348shoes -> concrete -> Jimmy HoffaDECSIM::HEILMANPlease, I can shout, don't hear youTue Oct 06 1987 19:101
    
396.349Hoffa --> loafERASER::KALLISMake Hallowe'en a National holiday.Tue Oct 06 1987 19:241
    ... as in "Hoffa loaf is better than none."
396.350loaf --> liarAYOV18::ISMITHDoes grey matter?Tue Oct 06 1987 19:311
    
396.351liar --> lyre --> ApolloAKOV11::BOYAJIANMiracle and Magic!Wed Oct 07 1987 05:121
    
396.352Apollo --> gistIPG::GOODENOUGHJeff Goodenough, IPG Reading-UKWed Oct 07 1987 10:570
396.353gist --> minuteDSSDEV::STONERoyWed Oct 07 1987 12:032
    ...as in gist a minute heah (in Maine that is).
    
396.354minute -> detailDECSIM::HEILMANPlease, I can shout, don't hear youWed Oct 07 1987 12:101
    
396.355detail --> deplaneERASER::KALLISDo you know where your pumpkin is?Wed Oct 07 1987 12:221
    In some aircraft, you deplane from detail.
396.356deplane --> tattooSAHQ::LILLYACTor in AtlantaWed Oct 07 1987 12:511
    
396.357tattoo --> ineLEZAH::BOBBITTface piles of trials with smilesWed Oct 07 1987 13:211
    one of the planets from the star wars saga
396.358ine -> ohHARDY::KENAHGiselle gives me the Wilis...Wed Oct 07 1987 13:222
    
    As in Brian Eno...
396.359oh --> sageERASER::KALLISMake Hallowe'en a National holiday.Wed Oct 07 1987 13:501
    ... as in Amerind tribe.
396.360sage --> thymeCOOKIE::ZANETrithemiusWed Oct 07 1987 15:020
396.361Thyme --> MachineGLIVET::RECKARDJon Reckard 264-7710Wed Oct 07 1987 16:071
    You know, Rod Taylor, Yvette Mimieu ...
396.362machine --> cuisineSAHQ::LILLYACTor in AtlantaWed Oct 07 1987 16:392
    
    as in the food you get from vending machines
396.363quisine --> artINK::KALLISMake Hallowe'en a National holiday.Wed Oct 07 1987 16:492
    .. as in food processor
    
396.364art -> decoCOUGAR::ZARLENGAThis is not my beautiful houseWed Oct 07 1987 17:280
396.365deco --> [lle]tag[e]INK::KALLISMake Hallowe'en a National holiday.Wed Oct 07 1987 18:372
    as in peek-a-boo!
    
396.366[lle]tag[e] -> deja vuDECSIM::HEILMANPlease, I can shout, don't hear youWed Oct 07 1987 20:297
    We have all been here before...

    Please forgive me... this has nothing to do with the last note, but 
    I couldn't help but notice that reply .356 is a repeat of the sequence
    in .113. 
    
    I knew eventually we would begin to loop!
396.367deja vu --> ESPAYOV18::ISMITHDoes grey matter?Thu Oct 08 1987 06:360
396.368ESP --> clairaudienceERASER::KALLISMake Hallowe'en a National holiday.Thu Oct 08 1987 11:431
    
396.369clairaudience --> Bloom CountyVINO::JMUNZERThu Oct 08 1987 12:001
    
396.370Bloom County --> aack phhffftLEZAH::BOBBITTface piles of trials with smilesThu Oct 08 1987 13:511
    
396.371aack phhffft => thumpDELNI::PITARDHuh? What, me??Thu Oct 08 1987 14:043
    as in falling on the floor.....
    
    						/^PiT^\
396.372Thump --> rabbitERASER::KALLISMake Hallowe'en a National holiday.Thu Oct 08 1987 14:112
    
    As per _Bambi_.
396.373rabbit --> dogAYOV18::ISMITHDoes grey matter?Thu Oct 08 1987 14:172
    As in "This dog is rabbit. See, it's foaming at the mouth".
    
396.374dog --> goneGLIVET::RECKARDJon Reckard 264-7710Thu Oct 08 1987 15:570
396.375dog --> dazeHOMSIC::DUDEKElegant in her simplicityThu Oct 08 1987 16:012
    
    
396.376(gone) (daze) --> intoxicatedLEZAH::BOBBITTface piles of trials with smilesThu Oct 08 1987 17:031
    combination
396.377intoxicated -> umbriagoANGORA::ZARLENGAThis is not my beautiful houseThu Oct 08 1987 19:140
396.378umbriago --> DuranteINK::KALLISMake Hallowe'en a National holiday.Thu Oct 08 1987 19:193
    
    Jimmie Durante frequently used this word in his stage shows and
    radio shows.
396.379Durante -> InkadinkadoDECSIM::HEILMANPlease, I can shout, don't hear youThu Oct 08 1987 19:201
    
396.380Inkadinkado --> calabashREGENT::BROOMHEADDon't panic -- yet.Thu Oct 08 1987 19:330
396.381Calabash --> GoodnightSEAPEN::PHIPPSDigital Internal Use OnlyThu Oct 08 1987 19:490
396.382Goodnight --> Sweet PrinceAKOV11::BOYAJIANMiracle and Magic!Fri Oct 09 1987 03:591
    
396.383[Sweet] Prince --> DogfoodERASER::KALLISMake Hallowe'en a National holiday.Fri Oct 09 1987 11:501
    
396.384dogfood --> horsemeatGRNDAD::STONERoyFri Oct 09 1987 12:232
     
    
396.385horsemeat --> canteenAYOV18::ISMITHDoes grey matter?Fri Oct 09 1987 14:171
    
396.386canteen --> thirstGNUVAX::BOBBITTface piles of trials with smilesFri Oct 09 1987 14:341
    
396.387thirst --> slakeCOOKIE::ZANETrithemiusFri Oct 09 1987 16:060
396.388slake --> slackHOMSIC::DUDEKElegant in her simplicityFri Oct 09 1987 16:222
    
396.389slack --> limpERASER::KALLISMake Hallowe'en a National holiday.Fri Oct 09 1987 17:511
    
396.390limp --> headacheGRNDAD::STONERoyFri Oct 09 1987 20:142
    ...as in "Not tonight, dear."
    
396.391limp --> wimpDELNI::PITARDHuh? What, me??Fri Oct 09 1987 22:111
    
396.392wimp --> outDELNI::CANTORDave C.Sat Oct 10 1987 21:260
396.393out --> houseDELNI::PITARDHuh? What, me??Sun Oct 11 1987 15:381
    
396.394house -- > callCOOKIE::ZANETrithemiusMon Oct 12 1987 02:140
396.395 belated merge ESDC2::SOBOTSteve Sobot, ESDC-IIMon Oct 12 1987 07:395
    I liked .390 so much, I couldn't bear to see it left out, so
    
    (from .390)		headache----\
    				     ------> "My grain !"
    (from .394)		call--------/
396.396My grain --> my peopleGLIVET::RECKARDJon Reckard 264-7710Mon Oct 12 1987 10:132
Isn't that what Yul Brynner and Seti said when Charlton Heston busted open
the temple's silos to feed the Israelites?
396.397my people --> listenINK::KALLISMake Hallowe'en a National holiday.Mon Oct 12 1987 11:363
    That's what's said somewhere in nearly every Old Testament epic
    ever filmed, as long as we're on that subject ...
    
396.398listen -> Stop, LookDECSIM::HEILMANPlease, I can shout, don't hear youMon Oct 12 1987 12:142
    Good advice for railroad crossings
    
396.399Stop, Look --> LifeVINO::JMUNZERMon Oct 12 1987 12:391
    
396.400life ==> guardGNUVAX::BOBBITTface piles of trials with smilesMon Oct 12 1987 14:121
    
396.401guard --> (gard)enerHOMSIC::DUDEKElegant in her simplicityMon Oct 12 1987 15:222
    
    
396.402Gardner --> Erle (Stanley)SUPER::KENAHGiselle gives me the Wilis...Mon Oct 12 1987 16:461
    
396.403Erle --> Duke (of)GLIVET::RECKARDJon Reckard 264-7710Mon Oct 12 1987 17:380
396.404Nuke (the) --> DukeDELNI::PITARDHuh? What, me??Mon Oct 12 1987 18:585
    
    
    	As in The Duke of Mass. 8^)
    
    				/^PiT^\
396.405Nuke --> TewksburyAKOV11::BOYAJIANMiracle and Magic!Tue Oct 13 1987 03:483
    .404 has the direction reversed.
    
    --- jerry
396.406Tewksbury --> FeverINK::KALLISMake Hallowe'en a National holiday.Tue Oct 13 1987 14:061
    For Tewkesbury fans...
396.407Fever --> Tree MLCSSE::CIUFFINII can't get note satisfactionTue Oct 13 1987 15:234
    
    
    Now how many of you own a copy of that album?
    jc
396.408tree --> blind miceGRNDAD::STONERoyTue Oct 13 1987 16:312
     
    
396.409blind mice --> blond mouseHOMSIC::DUDEKElegant in her simplicityTue Oct 13 1987 18:202
    
    
396.410blond mouse --> yellow varmintME::TRUMPLERPining for the fnordsTue Oct 13 1987 18:441
    
396.411yellow varmint --> cowardly lionERASER::KALLISMake Hallowe'en a National holiday.Tue Oct 13 1987 19:122
    .. Calling Yosemite Sam ...
    
396.412cowardly lion --> courageGLIVET::RECKARDJon Reckard 264-7710Tue Oct 13 1987 19:271
What do they got that I ain't got?
396.413Courage --> AlexanderAKOV11::BOYAJIANMiracle and Magic!Wed Oct 14 1987 06:001
    Wrote the theme music for the original STAR TREK, donchaknow?
396.414Alexander --> EckAYOV18::ISMITHDoes grey matter?Wed Oct 14 1987 06:321
    
396.415 eck --> and bagon ESDC2::SOBOTSteve Sobot, ESDC-IIWed Oct 14 1987 06:441
    re .14	Que? No comprendez. What's an "eck" anyway?
396.416and bagon --> the beguineERASER::KALLISMake Hallowe'en a National holiday.Wed Oct 14 1987 12:142
    Getting musical ...
    
396.417beguine --> GenesisGLIVET::RECKARDJon Reckard 264-7710Wed Oct 14 1987 14:541
In the beguineing ...
396.418Genesis -> RaelDECSIM::HEILMANPlease, I can shout, don't hear youWed Oct 14 1987 15:151
    Any Lamb lies down fans?
396.419Rael --> roadME::TRUMPLERPining for the fnordsWed Oct 14 1987 15:462
    
    I've been workin' on the...
396.420road -> EO ANGORA::ZARLENGAThis is not my beautiful houseWed Oct 14 1987 16:410
396.421(road) EO -> hippusLEZAH::BOBBITTface piles of trials with smilesWed Oct 14 1987 16:492
    an early form of horse :-)
    
396.422hippus --> yowzahERASER::KALLISMake Hallowe'en a National holiday.Wed Oct 14 1987 17:051
    ... we sure are. :-D 
396.423yowzah --> owzatt!AYOV18::ISMITHDoes grey matter?Thu Oct 15 1987 13:399
    Re. Back a few.
    
       		< Alexander --> Eck >
    
    
    	As my 4 year old nephew will tell you, Eck is short for Alexander.
    Somehow it seems more appropriate for someone of his diminutive
    size than Alexander. Perhaps all names should be like that, adding
    letters as you get older ;^}.
396.424owzatt -> wazooANGORA::ZARLENGAThis is not my beautiful houseThu Oct 15 1987 23:160
396.425wazoo --> The GrandAKOV11::BOYAJIANMiracle and Magic!Fri Oct 16 1987 06:431
    
396.426The Grand -->DeceptionERASER::KALLISMake Hallowe'en a National holiday.Fri Oct 16 1987 11:291
    
396.427Deception => disappointmentMARVIN::KNOWLESMen's sauna in corporation bathsFri Oct 16 1987 12:172
    
    
396.428disappointment --> BorkeGRNDAD::STONERoyFri Oct 16 1987 12:231
    ...because he probably won't get 'dis appointment.
396.429Bork -> SinatraSCRUFF::CONLIFFEBetter living through softwareFri Oct 16 1987 12:288
obviously.


Oh OK, then.

"All Things Considered" last week played a song called "Judge Bork, Judge Bork"
which was a parody of the song "New York, New York". This latter song was a
hit for Frank Sinatra.
396.430Sinatra -> La Cosa NostraANGORA::ZARLENGAThis is not my beautiful houseFri Oct 16 1987 12:490
396.431La Cosa Nostra --> omertaAYOV18::ISMITHDoes grey matter?Fri Oct 16 1987 14:181
    
396.432La Cosa Nostra --> GodfatherERASER::KALLISMake Hallowe'en a National holiday.Fri Oct 16 1987 14:217
    Re .429:
    
    I'd have done        -<Borke --> Hare>-
    
    
    and if you don't know who Burke and Hare were, you're just as well
    off.
396.433Godfather --> pizzaHOMSIC::DUDEKElegant in her simplicityFri Oct 16 1987 16:332
    
    
396.434pizza --> towerLEZAH::BOBBITTface piles of trials with smilesFri Oct 16 1987 17:023
    leaning, of course
    
    
396.435tower --> recordsVAXWRK::SIMONHugs Welcome Anytime!Fri Oct 16 1987 19:252
... So Hollywood
    
396.436DELNI::PITARDHuh? What, me??Fri Oct 16 1987 19:394
    
    
    	(as Animal would scream on the Muppets)
    
396.437MUZAC --> CannedINK::KALLISMake Hallowe'en a National holiday.Fri Oct 16 1987 19:561
    
396.438canned -- > firedCOOKIE::ZANETrithemiusSat Oct 17 1987 16:190
396.439fired --> ampAYOV18::ISMITHDoes grey matter?Mon Oct 19 1987 06:544
    Well....
    
    
    Remember the explosive gas down the coal mines?
396.440amp --> or sandERASER::KALLISMake Hallowe'en a National holiday.Mon Oct 19 1987 12:115
    What a choice!  Can we join?
    
    As in
    
    &
396.441or sand --> WellesME::TRUMPLERPining for the fnordsMon Oct 19 1987 12:212
    
    He did Citizen Kane...
396.442Welles --> mercuryVINO::JMUNZERMon Oct 19 1987 13:521
    ...with the Hg Theater.
396.443MerCury --> RadiationGNUVAX::BOBBITTface piles of trials with smilesMon Oct 19 1987 14:182
    didn't she discover Radium?
    
396.444radiation -> electromagneticANGORA::ZARLENGAThis is not my beautiful houseMon Oct 19 1987 18:390
396.445electromagnetic -> MaxwellSUPER::KENAHGiselle gives me the Wilis...Mon Oct 19 1987 18:561
    
396.446MaxWell --> MinTowerME::TRUMPLERPining for the fnordsMon Oct 19 1987 19:141
    Well?
396.447MinTower --> bullheadedERASER::KALLISMake Hallowe'en a National holiday.Mon Oct 19 1987 19:208
    ...As the critter in the labyrinth that Perseus defeated.
    
    Re .446:
    
    I'd have done it      -<Maxewll --> Benny>-
    
    
    If you remember Jack Benny's car...
396.448bullheaded --> strong-willedDELNI::PITARDHuh? What, me??Mon Oct 19 1987 22:544
    
    
    
    
396.449strong-willed --> strong-armAKOV11::BOYAJIANMiracle and Magic!Tue Oct 20 1987 06:221
    I'd have done .446 as "Maxwell --> silver hammer"
396.450strong-arm & hammerDECSIM::HEILMANPlease, I can shout, don't hear youTue Oct 20 1987 11:172
    Yes I would have done Maxwell -> hammer also. And, since I can't
    do it there might as well do it here (as in baking soda).
396.451hammer --> nailME::TRUMPLERPining for the fnordsTue Oct 20 1987 11:242
    I thought -< maxwell --> silver hammer >- had already been done,
    so I did it different...
396.452nail -> Spike -> JonesDSSDEV::STONERoyTue Oct 20 1987 11:531
    ...I'll be selfish and take two at once!
396.453Jones --> townERASER::KALLISMake Hallowe'en a National holiday.Tue Oct 20 1987 11:551
    
396.454town --> aleAYOV18::ISMITHDoes grey matter?Tue Oct 20 1987 14:503
    As in....
    
    The little things on your toes. (Sorry, I just had to.)
396.455ale--->ailSKIVT::ROGERSLasciate ogni speranza, voi ch'entrateTue Oct 20 1987 15:479
    As in....
    

	town   ale   ail
	  |___________^

    The little things on your toes. (Sorry, I just had to, too.)

396.456 ail --> monetary ESDC2::SOBOTSteve Sobot, ESDC-IITue Oct 20 1987 15:543
    ...as in...
    
    the "ail-monetary" canal !		(what's the E-net "groan" symbol?)
396.457Monetary --> PythonERASER::KALLISMake Hallowe'en a National holiday.Tue Oct 20 1987 19:5610
    
    You know, the British guy ...
    
    
    
    >(what's the E-net "groan" symbol?)
                                        
    How about <:-0   ?
    
    
396.458Python -> peonDECSIM::HEILMANPlease, I can shout, don't hear youWed Oct 21 1987 00:214
    You know the old saying (sort of)...
    
    Better to be pyth'd off than pyth'd on
    
396.459peon --> peoffUSMRW1::REDICKand your life knows no answer...Wed Oct 21 1987 00:340
396.460peoff --> EdithAKOV11::BOYAJIANThe Dread Pirate RobertsWed Oct 21 1987 05:035
    As in Edith Piaf.
    
    re:.451
    
    I love your "personal name".
396.461Edith => edictMARVIN::KNOWLESMen's sauna in corporation bathsWed Oct 21 1987 10:581
    
396.462edict --> edificeME::TRUMPLERPining for the fnordsWed Oct 21 1987 11:043
    re .460:
    
    Thanks.  But no one has complained about the missing word yet.
396.463edifice --> complexERASER::KALLISMake Hallowe'en a National holiday.Wed Oct 21 1987 14:311
    an obsession of unstable architects.
396.464complex(ion) --> peaches & creamLEZAH::BOBBITTwhen EF Hutton jumps people listenWed Oct 21 1987 14:373
    ah, soft as a baby's.....ear
    
    
396.465peaches & cream --> pineapple yogurtVINO::JMUNZERWed Oct 21 1987 18:231
	John
396.466(pineapple) yogurt -> tofuttiLEZAH::BOBBITTwhen EF Hutton jumps people listenWed Oct 21 1987 18:254
    they're some kinds of curds either whey
    
    -Jody
    
396.467tofutti --> YUKSAHQ::LILLYACTor in AtlantaWed Oct 21 1987 18:593
    
    
    Sorry, it was the first thing that came to mind.
396.468Yuk --> DawsREGENT::BROOMHEADDon't panic -- yet.Wed Oct 21 1987 19:511
    Near Whitehor, in the Northwest Territo of Cana.
396.469Daws --> jackAKOV11::BOYAJIANThe Dread Pirate RobertsThu Oct 22 1987 03:551
    
396.470Jack --> LemonAYOV18::ISMITHDoes grey matter?Thu Oct 22 1987 06:291
    
396.471Lemon --> MeadowlarkGLIVET::RECKARDJon Reckard 264-7710Thu Oct 22 1987 10:580
396.472meadowlark --> prairie dogME::TRUMPLERPining for the fnordsThu Oct 22 1987 11:191
    
396.473prairie dog --> groundhogBISTRO::WATSONNoter is running old protocolThu Oct 22 1987 11:511
    
396.474groundhog --> PunxatawneyGLIVET::RECKARDJon Reckard 264-7710Thu Oct 22 1987 12:043


At least I *think* it's Punxatawney.
396.475Punxatawney --> officialERASER::KALLISRemember, how ephemeral is earth.Thu Oct 22 1987 13:145
    Re .474:
    
    I'd have made it
    
                        -< groundhog --> Spam >-
396.476official --> NoteworthyLEZAH::BOBBITTwhen EF Hutton jumps people listenThu Oct 22 1987 15:381
    
396.477noteworthy --> stationeryCOOKIE::ZANETrithemiusThu Oct 22 1987 17:400
396.478stationery --> trainingAYOV18::ISMITHDoes grey matter?Fri Oct 23 1987 06:321
    
396.479training --> pottyGLIVET::RECKARDJon Reckard 264-7710Fri Oct 23 1987 10:540
396.480potty => loonyMARVIN::KNOWLESMen's sauna in corporation bathsFri Oct 23 1987 10:571
    
396.481Loony --> TunesERASER::KALLISMake Hallowe'en a National holiday.Fri Oct 23 1987 11:192
    
    Tha-thatha-that's all, folks!
396.482Tunes --> casksME::TRUMPLERPining for the fnordsFri Oct 23 1987 11:280
396.483cask --> etGRNDAD::STONERoyFri Oct 23 1987 12:043
    
    as in, "He 'et too much and look where it put him!"
    
396.484et (tu) --> BruteLEZAH::BOBBITTwhen EF Hutton jumps people listenFri Oct 23 1987 13:516
    that's what Caesar replied when asked how many hot dogs he had at
    the football game
    
    no, it's not original
    
    
396.485brute --> Joe NamothSAHQ::LILLYACTor in AtlantaFri Oct 23 1987 14:191
    remember the commercials of years past
396.486Joe Nam*a*th --> footballME::TRUMPLERPining for the fnordsFri Oct 23 1987 18:031
    Back to the start again?
396.487football --> potatoERASER::KALLISMake Hallowe'en a National holiday.Fri Oct 23 1987 18:192
    
    as in "couch ..."
396.488Potato --> AcrobatsLDP::BUSCHFri Oct 23 1987 19:139
    
    As in...
              Potato   => (Night)shade...
    
              Shade(s) => (Sun)glasses...
                       
              Glasses  => Tumblers....
    
              Tumblers => Acrobats !
396.489Acrobats -> BelfryDECSIM::HEILMANYou rang??Sun Oct 25 1987 21:142
    Not as ambitious an association as .-1 I must admit!
    
396.490 Belfry -> Golfcourse GIDDAY::GILLARDSame shit, different dayMon Oct 26 1987 01:411
One of Scotland's finest .....
396.491Golfcourse --> hackerAYOV18::ISMITHDoes grey matter?Mon Oct 26 1987 08:424
    Scotland? Sorry to disappoint you Bruce, but the Belfry is in England.
    
    
    	Ian. (A Scot, working in Ayr.)
396.492 hacker --> Bilk ESDC2::SOBOTSteve Sobot, ESDC-IIMon Oct 26 1987 09:123
    ...as in "Stranger on the shore"
    
    Try following THAT !
396.493Bilk --> OhAYOV18::ISMITHDoes grey matter?Mon Oct 26 1987 11:305
    As in...
    
    Bilk? Oh! I don't know if I could follow that! (8^}
    
    Ian.
396.494Oh --> shoot!INK::KALLISRemember how ephemeral is Earth.Mon Oct 26 1987 11:397
    Re .493:
    
    Oh?  I thought you meant:
    
    Bilk--> Oh, as in the character Phil Silvers used to play in the
    old television series _You'll Never Get Rich_.
    
396.495shoot! --> BANG!LEZAH::BOBBITTwhen EF Hutton jumps people listenMon Oct 26 1987 12:261
    
396.496BANG! -> go out with aANGORA::ZARLENGAThis is not my beautiful houseMon Oct 26 1987 12:340
396.497go out with a --> never!COOKIE::ZANETrithemiusMon Oct 26 1987 14:090
396.498Never! -> moreDECSIM::HEILMANYou rang??Mon Oct 26 1987 15:132
    
    Quoth the raven
396.499more --> onME::TRUMPLERPining for the fnordsMon Oct 26 1987 15:151
    
396.500on --> to the next 500 replies!GLIVET::RECKARDJon Reckard 264-7710Mon Oct 26 1987 15:390
396.501to the next "500" replies --> indianapolisSAHQ::LILLYACTor in AtlantaMon Oct 26 1987 15:481
    
396.502Indianapolis --> deliciousINK::KALLISMake Hallowe'en a National holiday.Mon Oct 26 1987 16:553
    One gets an Indian Apple from a Indian Apple tree at a special
    time of year: Indian Summer ....
    
396.503delicious --> scrumptiousAKOV11::BOYAJIANThe Dread Pirate RobertsTue Oct 27 1987 06:515
    re:.492
    
    I, for one, know where your association came from...
    
    The musician Acker Bilk.
396.504scrum(ptious) --> rugbyAYOV18::ISMITHDoes grey matter?Tue Oct 27 1987 07:431
    The ref has called for a scrum(ptious) on the 25 yard line!
396.505rugby => 22MARVIN::KNOWLESMen's sauna in corporation bathsTue Oct 27 1987 11:236
    What happened to the 5-yard scrum when the 25 yard line became
    "the 22 metre line"?
    
    Re: .502
    
    I thought it was "li'l green apples" that were delicious.
396.50622 => cricketBISTRO::WATSONNoter is running old protocolTue Oct 27 1987 12:412
    In the game of cricket, which is far too complex to explain here,
    the wickets are 22 yards (never metres) apart.
396.507cricket -> properLEZAH::BOBBITTsprinkled with syntactic sugarTue Oct 27 1987 12:551
    
396.508proper --> upperAYOV18::ISMITHDoes grey matter?Tue Oct 27 1987 14:062
    Any support for this idea?
    
396.509upper --> stuffyCOOKIE::ZANEDo WE live in Interesting Times?Tue Oct 27 1987 14:4111
  re:.503 per .492
  
  
  
  I had associated Oh! Bilk with Captain Bilko of McHale's Navy.  Oh,
  well...
  
  What sort of music does Acker Bilk play?
  
  
396.510stuffy --> Scruffy the CatAKOV11::BOYAJIANThe Dread Pirate RobertsTue Oct 27 1987 15:4815
    re:.509
    
    But .492 was "hacker --> Bilk"; it was .493 that was "Bilk --> Oh!"
    
    Acker Bilk played all sorts of stuff from jazz to popular tunes
    to old standards. He was no Benny Goodman or Artie Shaw, but he
    still played a mean clarinet.
    
    There was no Captain Bilko on McHALE'S NAVY. The McN captain was
    named Binghamton. Bilco ("c", not "k") was a sergeant played by
    Phil Silvers in the show YOU'LL NEVER GET RICH (a.k.a. SGT. BILCO).
    
    Waitaminute...this isn't the TRIVIA file...
    
    --- jerry
396.511Scruffy the Cat --> Aack PhffftME::TRUMPLERPining for the fnordsTue Oct 27 1987 17:272
    
    via Bill the Cat...
396.512(aack) Phfffth -> RASPBERRIES!LEZAH::BOBBITTsprinkled with syntactic sugarTue Oct 27 1987 19:053
    thus spake Carol Channing in "thoroughly modern millie"
    
    
396.513raspberries => tartsMARVIN::KNOWLESMen's sauna in corporation bathsWed Oct 28 1987 11:351
    
396.514tarts --> KnaveERASER::KALLISMake Hallowe'en a National holiday.Wed Oct 28 1987 12:441
    ..of Hearts, he stole the ... <=>
396.515Knave --> JackCOOKIE::ZANEDo WE live in Interesting Times?Thu Oct 29 1987 03:147

re: .510

  Wow, I really mixed those up!  I suppose that means I bilked the characters?
  
  Thanks for explaining...

396.516Jack --> MontereyAKOV11::BOYAJIANThe Dread Pirate RobertsThu Oct 29 1987 07:063
    Say "cheese"... *flash*
    
    --- jerry
396.517monterey --> PenninsulaERASER::KALLISRemember how ephemeral is Earth.Thu Oct 29 1987 11:291
    
396.518Penninsula [sic] --> MadonnaME::TRUMPLERPining for the fnordsThu Oct 29 1987 11:466
    
    Was that an intentional typo?
                \______________/
                       |
                       ----------Hmm, sounds like an oxymoron
                                 (but that's a different topic)
396.519Madonna --> MarilynGNUVAX::BOBBITTsprinkled with syntactic sugarThu Oct 29 1987 12:573
    obviously her mentor...
    
    
396.520Marilyn --> BaltimoreHOMSIC::DUDEKCall me Dr. BrevityThu Oct 29 1987 13:422
    
    
396.521Marylin --> 3000AYOV18::ISMITHDoes grey matter?Thu Oct 29 1987 13:444
    As in....
    
    
    Marylin Monroe. Munro's are Scottish mountains over 3000 feet high.
396.522Marilyn --> Baltimore + 3000 --> Indianapolis 500GNUVAX::BOBBITTsprinkled with syntactic sugarThu Oct 29 1987 16:083
    that's really interesting.  Munro is my middle name.  
    
    
396.523Indianapolis 500 => circlesBISTRO::WATSONNoter is running old protocolFri Oct 30 1987 05:362
    Not only the cars, but also this topic.
    
396.524circles --> eyesGLIVET::RECKARDJon Reckard 264-7710Fri Oct 30 1987 10:401
Not enough sleep again.
396.525 eyes --> nos ESDC2::SOBOTSteve Sobot, ESDC-IIFri Oct 30 1987 11:015
    Got a double-association here...	eyes --> nose
    					ayes --> nos
    
    
    ...clever, eh !
396.526Nos -> feratuDECSIM::HEILMANYou rang??Fri Oct 30 1987 11:391
    IN honor of Halloween
396.527feratu --> weaselME::TRUMPLERPining for the fnordsFri Oct 30 1987 11:510
396.528weasel -> hardwareGRNDAD::STONERoyFri Oct 30 1987 12:442
    ... as in 'we sell'
    
396.529hardware --> helmetVINO::JMUNZERFri Oct 30 1987 15:572
    
    
396.530helmet --> jahnHOMSIC::DUDEKCall me Dr. BrevityFri Oct 30 1987 20:273
    
    
    Helmut Jahn - the architect, get it???  (heh, heh, heh)
396.531jahn --> birchAKOV76::BOYAJIANChaise pommeSat Oct 31 1987 05:513
    Yet another Halloween monster...
    
    --- jerry
396.532birch --> beerDELNI::CANTORDave C.Sun Nov 01 1987 21:000
396.533beer --> wigMLNOIS::HARBIGMon Nov 02 1987 08:481
              Courtesy of Joyce "Finnegan's Wake". 
396.534wig --> wamAYOV18::ISMITHDoes grey matter?Mon Nov 02 1987 09:241
    
396.535wam --> suttaGLIVET::RECKARDJon Reckard 264-7710Mon Nov 02 1987 10:511
Anyone know what this is?   I don't.  It just came to me.
396.536sutta -> vagueGRNDAD::STONERoyMon Nov 02 1987 12:095
    (sutta ~= sorta)
    
    [Wamsutta is an Indian name but is now more commonly known as the
    name of a weaving mill that makes bed sheets, etc.]
    
396.537vague --> anAYOV18::ISMITHDoes grey matter?Mon Nov 02 1987 12:412
    
    Someone who eats no animal products?
396.538An -> tidisestablishmentarianismDECSIM::HEILMANYou rang??Mon Nov 02 1987 13:502
    Sorry I couldnt resist... hope I got all the syllables in...
    
396.539tidi...ism --> gargantuanME::TRUMPLERPining for the fnordsMon Nov 02 1987 14:240
396.540gargantuan --> PantegruelGNUVAX::BOBBITTsprinkled with syntactic sugarMon Nov 02 1987 14:407
    wasn't this a play in days of old (Gargantua and Pantegruel - a
    satire of some sort?)
    
    vague on high school world lit
    
    -Jody
    
396.541gargantuan --> pantagruelianMLNOIS::HARBIGMon Nov 02 1987 14:401
    
396.542pantagruelian --> pantaloonianERASER::KALLISMake Hallowe'en a National holiday.Mon Nov 02 1987 18:257
    re .540:
    
    not a play.  Rabelies wrote two books; _Gargantua_ and _Pantagruel_.
    
    In some respects, he was the James joyce of his day. :-+
    
    
396.543pantaloonian -> pantaloonsANGORA::ZARLENGABilly's Back! ... Yankees in 1988Tue Nov 03 1987 02:000
396.544pantaloons --> doubloonsAKOV11::BOYAJIANThe Dread Pirate RobertsTue Nov 03 1987 05:581
    --- jerry
396.545doubloons --> singloons ?MLNOIS::HARBIGTue Nov 03 1987 06:561
               For Cut-rate Pirates.
396.546singloons --> saloonsSAHQ::LILLYACTor in AtlantaTue Nov 03 1987 11:181
    I thought singloons were singles bars
396.547saloons -> spittoonsDECSIM::HEILMANYou rang??Tue Nov 03 1987 11:452
    If this keeps up it may drive me Loony Toons!
    
396.548spitoons --> antiquesERASER::KALLISRemember how ephemeral is Earth.Tue Nov 03 1987 12:021
    Who sees spitoons any more?
396.549antiques --> furnitureMLNOIS::HARBIGTue Nov 03 1987 15:041
              
396.550furniture --> waterbedME::TRUMPLERPining for the fnordsTue Nov 03 1987 16:440
396.551waterbed --> wet dreamsCOOKIE::ZANEDo WE live in Interesting Times?Tue Nov 03 1987 18:444

	I couldn't resist.

396.552wet dreams -> fantasyDELNI::PITARDHuh? What, me??Tue Nov 03 1987 18:544
    
    
    
    
396.553fantasy -> phantasmagoriaLEZAH::BOBBITTsprinkled with syntactic sugarTue Nov 03 1987 19:485
    well, actually I waas going to mention something relating attractive
    males, whipped cream, champagne, candlelight, and Holst's "The
    Planets", but it was too long to fit in the title...
    
    
396.554phantasmagoria -> of the operamagoriaANGORA::ZARLENGABilly's Back! ... Yankees in 1988Tue Nov 03 1987 20:550
396.555of the opera(magoria) => operaticBISTRO::WATSONgenius is 99% desperationWed Nov 04 1987 07:430
396.556operatic --> VerdiMLNOIS::HARBIGWed Nov 04 1987 10:322
               Would he ever have made it to the big time
               if his name was Joe Green ?
396.557Verdi - greaseCHIC::PETERSE Unibus PlurumWed Nov 04 1987 10:381
396.558grease --> John TravoltaME::TRUMPLERPining for the fnordsWed Nov 04 1987 11:020
396.559John Travolta ==> Electric BathroomERASER::KALLISRemember how ephemeral is Earth.Wed Nov 04 1987 11:191
    
396.560electric bathroom -> DangerousLEZAH::BOBBITTsprinkled with syntactic sugarWed Nov 04 1987 13:372
    water and electricity do not mix.  I am unaware as to how John Travolta
    relates to Electric Bathroom, but he never was my fave movie personality...
396.561 Dangerous --> bend ESDC2::SOBOTSteve Sobot, ESDC-IIWed Nov 04 1987 14:464
    
    Perhaps the mere mention of John-Ravolta was enough to cause
    a cerebral short-circuit resulting in a completely unpredictable
    word-association  :-)
396.562bend --> johnsondAYOV18::ISMITHDoes grey matter?Wed Nov 04 1987 15:436
    The fastest man in the world.
    
    Maybe he was running from John Ravolting at the time?
       
    Oh, and by the way wine tasters still use spitoons, when the wine
    is that bad they don't want to swallow it 8^}.
396.563johnsond --> boswellGLIVET::RECKARDJon Reckard 264-7710Wed Nov 04 1987 15:470
396.564johnsond --> & JohnsonTERZA::ZANEWed Nov 04 1987 15:481
    
396.565Boswell & Johnson --> angelAKOV11::BOYAJIANThe Dread Pirate RobertsThu Nov 05 1987 09:5217
    re:.563/.564
    
    Aaaa-ooogah! Aaaa-ooogah! Notes clash!
    
    Boswell was Charlie's major domo in CHARLY'S ANGELS, and one of
    the Angels was Kate Jackson (and "Jack", is, of course, a nickname
    for "John")
    
    re:.back there somewhere
    
    "John Travolta --> electric bathroom" is an easy association.
    
    John = toilet
    
    TraVOLTa = electric
    
    --- jerry
396.566Angel --> (of the) morningDELNI::CANTORDave C.Thu Nov 05 1987 10:000
396.567morning --> MorgantownGLIVET::RECKARDJon Reckard 264-7710Thu Nov 05 1987 10:370
396.568Morgantown => FayMARVIN::KNOWLESMen's sauna in corporation bathsThu Nov 05 1987 11:161
    
396.569Fay --> accompliAYOV18::ISMITHDoes grey matter?Thu Nov 05 1987 11:511
    Bonjour Paris!
396.570 Fay -- > Joker MLCSSE::CIUFFININotes: The Great Vacuum.Thu Nov 05 1987 11:5214
  Fay -- > fey --- > fob -- > watch -- > hands -- > cards -- > deck -- >
           Joker

  Fay -- > Faye -- > actress -- > Chinatown -- > existential -- > lark -- >
           joke -- > Joker

  Sometimes a mind is a terrible thing to play football with. It goes out
  for passes and returns with subway tokens.
 
  jc

        
    
396.571accompli -> mentGRNDAD::STONERoyThu Nov 05 1987 11:532
     
    
396.572(de)ment(ed) + Joker --> BatmanME::TRUMPLERPining for the fnordsThu Nov 05 1987 13:081
    Gotta stop this note-clashing, it's getting dissonant in here!
396.573Batman --> CatwomanERASER::KALLISRemember how ephemeral is Earth.Thu Nov 05 1987 13:487
    re John Travolta --> Electric Bathroom:
    
    John = bathroom (indeed)
    Travolta = "very full of volts" = electric.
    
    Of course, for all I know there'as a rock group caslled the Electric
    Bathroom, whose music John travilta danced to ... but this is madness!
396.574Catwoman --> OctopussyAYOV18::ISMITHDoes grey matter?Thu Nov 05 1987 14:511
    
396.575Octopussy -> GoldfingerGRNDAD::STONERoyThu Nov 05 1987 16:141
    They're both James Bond movies. Right?  :>)
396.576Goldfinger --> King MidasME::TRUMPLERPining for the fnordsThu Nov 05 1987 16:191
    Another man with an auric problem...
396.577King Midas --> transmutationERASER::KALLISMake Hallowe'en a National holiday.Thu Nov 05 1987 17:282
    Ocherophobia is fear of being covered with gold paint.  It's alo
    called a "gilt complex."
396.578transmutation -> metamorphosisGNUVAX::BOBBITTsprinkled with syntactic sugarThu Nov 05 1987 18:421
    
396.579metamorphosis --> butterflyTERZA::ZANEThu Nov 05 1987 20:390
396.580butterfly -> spread-eagleVINO::JMUNZERFri Nov 06 1987 01:071
    
396.581spread-eagle -> Middle-EastCHIC::PETERSE Unibus PlurumFri Nov 06 1987 05:534
The US is doing so much to help there.

    

396.582Middle-East --> CatarrhAYOV18::ISMITHDoes grey matter?Fri Nov 06 1987 06:441
    Or is it spelt Quatar??    <8^}
396.583 Catarrh --> finger-picking ESDC2::SOBOTSteve Sobot, ESDC-IIFri Nov 06 1987 09:023
    
    
    (... I'm still laughing about the "gilt complex"  :-)
396.584Finger-picking --> chickenNEARLY::GOODENOUGHJeff Goodenough, IPG Reading-UKFri Nov 06 1987 10:323
    > Or is it spelt Quatar??    <8^}

    Ectuallay, it's Qatar :-)
396.585Chicken --> flickingINK::KALLISRemember how ephemeral is Earth.Fri Nov 06 1987 11:031
    Remember Fidel?
396.586flicking => blotting paperMARVIN::KNOWLESMen's sauna in corporation bathsFri Nov 06 1987 11:101
    
396.587blotting paper --> toilet paperSAHQ::LILLYACTor in AtlantaFri Nov 06 1987 12:055
    re: spitoon from many notes ago.
    
    You can find a spitoon at the Atlanta ACT.  One of our customers
    is US tobacco and we were ready for them when they arrived.  Let's
    see IBM be that considerate of the customers needs.
396.588toilet paper --> optionINK::KALLISRemember how ephemeral is Earth.Fri Nov 06 1987 12:2711
    Obvious to older DECcies; if you're not one of these:
    
    The VT50 series of terminals had a compartment into which could
    be put an inexpensive eklectrolytic printer (those "fortunate" enough
    to have a VT5X terminal can find a jagged-edge surface on the side that
    could be used to tear off the "printout" paper; those who chose
    to refer to that printer inside Digital called it the "toiler paper
    option" because of the roll of electrolytic paper, which appeared
    like ...
    
    Steve Kallis, Jr.
396.589option --> crashME::TRUMPLERPining for the fnordsFri Nov 06 1987 12:551
    --> Wall Street -->
396.590crash --> dumpTERZA::ZANEFri Nov 06 1987 16:350
396.591dump -> what aLEZAH::BOBBITTsprinkled with syntactic sugarFri Nov 06 1987 18:442
    Bette Davis?
    
396.592what a --> way to goERASER::KALLISRemember how ephemeral is Earth.Fri Nov 06 1987 19:351
    Christie Brinkley ...
396.593way to go --> buckoHARDY::KENAHROCK-&gt; You are here &lt;-HARD_PLACEFri Nov 06 1987 20:047
    re <a few back>
    
    "What a dump" was a quote from "...Virginia Woolf", spoken by
     Elizabeth Taylor.
    
    						andrew
396.594way to go -> Atta Boy!GRNDAD::STONERoyFri Nov 06 1987 20:052
     
    
396.595Atta Boy --> Aw shit.DELNI::CANTORDave C.Sat Nov 07 1987 19:445
      When you save up a thousand Attaboys, you can get a raise.
      There's one catch, however.  Just one "Aw shit" wipes out all
      your Attaboys and you have to start all over again.
      
      Dave C.
396.596Aw shit -> Isembard Kingdom BrunelCHIC::PETERSE Unibus PlurumSun Nov 08 1987 18:361
Love the poster. If you haven't seen it, ask around someone must have.
396.597Isambard Kingdom Brunel --> Great Western RailwayNEARLY::GOODENOUGHJeff Goodenough, IPG Reading-UKMon Nov 09 1987 10:561
    
396.598Great Western Railway --> Mao Tse TungME::TRUMPLERPining for the fnordsMon Nov 09 1987 11:350
396.599Mao Tse Tung -> Tse Tse FlyLEZAH::BOBBITTsprinkled with syntactic sugarMon Nov 09 1987 13:324
    re -.afew...I'da gone for Great Western Railway -> Best Western
    Hotel...
    
    
396.600Tse Tse Fly --> Si, si, SenorERASER::KALLISRemember how ephemeral is Earth.Mon Nov 09 1987 13:561
    
396.601Si, si, Senor -> No, no NannetteANGORA::ZARLENGABilly's Back! ... Yankees in 1988Mon Nov 09 1987 14:270
396.602No, No, Nanette --> FabrayGLIVET::RECKARDJon Reckard 264-7710Mon Nov 09 1987 14:421
That's entertainment!
396.603Fabray --> cationAYOV18::ISMITHDoes grey matter?Mon Nov 09 1987 14:491
    Lies, damned lies!!!
396.604cation --> school xingME::TRUMPLERPining for the fnordsMon Nov 09 1987 16:391
    Watch out for them schools in them streets...
396.605school xing --> vandalismTERZA::ZANEMon Nov 09 1987 17:260
396.606vandalism --> gothicAKOV11::BOYAJIANThe Dread Pirate RobertsMon Nov 09 1987 18:255
    re:.603
    
    "Lies, damned lies!!!" --> Statistics
    
    --- jerry
396.607gothic --> novelINK::KALLISRemember how ephemeral is Earth.Mon Nov 09 1987 19:014
    It was a dark and stormy night.  The thunder rattled the glass of
    the high windows of the ancient house, and the candleflames flickered
    from the slight draft that snuck down the darkened corridors like
    a furtive beast of prey .... [etc., etc., etc.....]
396.608novel -> New & ImprovedLEZAH::BOBBITTsprinkled with syntactic sugarMon Nov 09 1987 19:071
    
396.609New & Improved --> Larger and More ValuableHOMSIC::DUDEKCall me Dr. BrevityMon Nov 09 1987 19:212
    
    
396.610Larger & more valuable -> WhopperCHIC::PETERSE Unibus PlurumTue Nov 10 1987 05:550
396.611Whopper --> whipper snapperAYOV15::ISMITHDoes grey matter?Tue Nov 10 1987 10:331
    
396.612whipper snapper --> gabbySAHQ::LILLYACTor in AtlantaTue Nov 10 1987 11:051
    as in gabby hayes
396.613gabby --> talkativeERASER::KALLISRemember how ephemeral is Earth.Tue Nov 10 1987 11:131
    
396.614talkative --> damperME::TRUMPLERPining for the fnordsTue Nov 10 1987 11:182
    
    Some musical instruments use *mutes* to dampen their tones...
396.615damper => breadMARVIN::KNOWLESMen's sauna in corporation bathsTue Nov 10 1987 11:411
    
396.616bread -> breedGRNDAD::STONERoyTue Nov 10 1987 11:472
     
    
396.617bread --> breed --> penicillinERASER::KALLISRemember how ephemeral is Earth.Tue Nov 10 1987 12:102
    That's how Fleming discovered it...
    
396.618penicillin -> everythingCHIC::PETERSE Unibus PlurumTue Nov 10 1987 12:552
For the man who has ...
 
396.619 everything --> everylurch ESDC2::SOBOTSteve Sobot, ESDC-IITue Nov 10 1987 13:144
    
    as in...
    
    The Addams Family (sp?)
396.620everylurch --> drunkNEARLY::GOODENOUGHJeff Goodenough, IPG Reading-UKTue Nov 10 1987 14:1211
396.621drunk --> telephoneAYOV15::ISMITHDoes grey matter?Tue Nov 10 1987 14:202
    After you get drunk you may well end up talking to Uncle Hughie
    long distance on the Great White Telephone.  <8^}
396.622telephone --> boxCHIC::PETERSE Unibus PlurumTue Nov 10 1987 14:341
Let's start again ......
396.623box --> bedroomAYOV15::ISMITHWas (Not Was)Tue Nov 10 1987 14:351
    OK.
396.624bedroom --> eyesHOMSIC::DUDEKCall me Dr. BrevityTue Nov 10 1987 16:532
    
    Let's not, and say we did
396.625eyes --> have itTERZA::ZANETue Nov 10 1987 19:283

  As in, "the 'eyes' have it."
  
396.626have it --> your wayMANANA::RECKARDWed Nov 11 1987 10:500
396.627your way --> my curdsAYOV18::ISMITHWas (Not Was)Wed Nov 11 1987 11:181
    
396.628my curds => myocardialMARVIN::KNOWLESMen's sauna in corporation bathsWed Nov 11 1987 11:225
    Re; .621
    
    To add to the fun, `elephant's' is rhyming slang for `drunk' - but
    *that*'s another note.
    
396.629myocardial --> infarctionME::TRUMPLERPining for the fnordsWed Nov 11 1987 11:506
    re .620 (I think):
    
    The railroads of the western US were built with the help of many
    Chinese laborers.

    Oh my heart...
396.630infarction -> outfarctionERASER::KALLISRemember how ephemeral is Earth.Wed Nov 11 1987 11:531
    
396.631outfarction --> outhouseSTAR::HUBERMarvin's Magical Mysery TourWed Nov 11 1987 13:131
    
396.632outhouse --> in-houseNEARLY::GOODENOUGHJeff Goodenough, IPG Reading-UKWed Nov 11 1987 15:033
    Re: .629 The railroads of the western US have nothing to do with
    THE Great Western Railway.  When that was built you were still riding
    horses :-) :-)
396.633in-house --> insomniaME::TRUMPLERPining for the fnordsWed Nov 11 1987 18:097
    Re -.1:
    
    Sure, but how's an ignorant colonist like me supposed to know that?
    
    :-) :-)
    
    >M
396.634insomnia -> night of the living deadLEZAH::BOBBITTsprinkled with syntactic sugarWed Nov 11 1987 19:353
    that's what some chronic sufferers must feel like.
    
    
396.635night of the living dead --> not tonight; I've got a headacheINK::KALLISRemember how ephemeral is Earth.Wed Nov 11 1987 19:461
    
396.636not tonight; I've got a headache --> haddockSTAR::HUBERMarvin's Magical Mysery TourWed Nov 11 1987 19:511
    
396.637haddock -> curedGRNDAD::STONERoyWed Nov 11 1987 20:073
    
    
    as in, "That must have been what I _had doc_."
396.638cured --> hamAKOV11::BOYAJIANThe Dread Pirate RobertsThu Nov 12 1987 05:191
    --- jerry
396.639 ham --> West ESDC2::SOBOTSteve Sobot, ESDC-IIThu Nov 12 1987 06:314
    
    ...I'm not a supporter, but its an association.
    
    I was going to put "I think therefore I", but chickened out !
396.640West --> 142nd fastest gun in the westDELNI::CANTORDave C.Thu Nov 12 1987 06:380
396.641142nd fastest gun in the west --> deadCHIC::PETERSE Unibus PlurumThu Nov 12 1987 07:121
396.642dead >--- beatRDGE00::BOOTHAh, but I was older then ...Thu Nov 12 1987 08:470
396.643beat --> borschtGLIVET::RECKARDJon Reckard 264-7710Thu Nov 12 1987 10:060
396.644borscht -- > vichyssoiseERASER::KALLISRemember how ephemeral is Earth.Thu Nov 12 1987 11:342
    I was going to put in "--> And Natasha" but figured the association
    would be too rarefied. :-)
396.645vichyssoise --> bisqueAYOV15::ISMITHWas (Not Was)Thu Nov 12 1987 12:031
    
396.646bisque --> utME::TRUMPLERPining for the fnordsThu Nov 12 1987 12:050
396.647ut -> E.T.GRNDAD::STONERoyThu Nov 12 1987 12:082
     
    
396.648e.t. --> drinkGLIVET::RECKARDJon Reckard 264-7710Thu Nov 12 1987 12:151
... and be merry
396.649d rink -> d skaterLEZAH::BOBBITTsprinkled with syntactic sugarThu Nov 12 1987 12:204
    Ah, the old memories of the Dr. Demento Show:
    
    big slow Erving, big dum-dum Erving....The 142nd fastest gun...in
    the west.
396.650< d skater --> Illinois >STAR::HUBERMarvin's Magical Mysery TourThu Nov 12 1987 13:291
    
396.651Illinois --> WellinoisAYOV18::ISMITHWas (Not Was)Thu Nov 12 1987 14:071
    
396.652Wellinois --> annoyedTERZA::ZANEThu Nov 12 1987 14:560
396.653annoyed --> CS studentME::TRUMPLERPining for the fnordsThu Nov 12 1987 15:461
    No offense intended to present, past, and future CS students...
396.654CS student --> CS GasRDGE28::BOOTHAh, but I was older then ...Thu Nov 12 1987 18:343
Isn't this what they throw at those nasty student demonstrators ?

396.655CS Gas --> cargoSTAR::HUBERMarvin's Magical Mysery TourThu Nov 12 1987 18:491
    
396.656cargo --> snailAKOV11::BOYAJIANThe Dread Pirate RobertsFri Nov 13 1987 06:111
    --- jerry
396.657snail --> Magic roundaboutCLARID::PETERSE Unibus PlurumFri Nov 13 1987 06:250
396.658Magic Roundabout --> Booiiinnnngggg!AYOV18::ISMITHWas (Not Was)Fri Nov 13 1987 06:301
    Zebidee appeared....
396.659 Booiiinnnngggg! --> 757 ESDC2::SOBOTSteve Sobot, ESDC-IIFri Nov 13 1987 10:124
    
    ...that's one of the most difficult ones so far, I reckon Ian !
    
    re: back a few, just love that snail, Jerry !!
396.660757 --> crashSTAR::HUBERMarvin's Magical Mysery TourFri Nov 13 1987 10:541
    
396.661crash -> crudeDSSDEV::STONERoyFri Nov 13 1987 11:423
    
    
    
396.662crude --< oilINK::KALLISRemember how ephemeral is Earth.Fri Nov 13 1987 12:446
    Re .60:
    
    Most pilots think that vested interests would say:
    
    
             -< crash --> blame General Aviation -- somehow>-
396.663oil --> YuleCLARID::PETERSE Unibus PlurumFri Nov 13 1987 13:412
or heel, or wheel ...

396.664Yule --> NoelSTAR::HUBERMarvin's Magical Mysery TourFri Nov 13 1987 14:051
    
396.665tom isMPGS::BUSWELLBUZ IN THE T.E.M. LAB EX 2240Fri Nov 13 1987 14:561
    
396.666Noel --> CowardHOMSIC::DUDEKCall me Dr. BrevityFri Nov 13 1987 15:001
    
396.667Coward --> LahrGLIVET::RECKARDJon Reckard 264-7710Fri Nov 13 1987 15:181
by way of Wizard of Oz
396.668Lahr --> boardERASER::KALLISRemember how ephemeral is Earth.Fri Nov 13 1987 16:501
    ...as in opposite of Starboard
396.669board --> stiffERIS::CALLASI like to put things on top of thingsFri Nov 13 1987 18:141
    several meanings here.
396.670stiff --> drinkHOMSIC::DUDEKCall me Dr. BrevityFri Nov 13 1987 18:381
    
396.671drink --> eyesERASER::KALLISRemember how ephemeral is Earth.Fri Nov 13 1987 18:581
    as in "... to me only with thine ..."
396.672eyes --> creamSAHQ::LILLYACTor in AtlantaFri Nov 13 1987 19:011
    As in the cool treat from your Good Humor man
396.673cream --> killSTAR::HUBERMarvin's Magical Mysery TourFri Nov 13 1987 19:561
    
396.674kill --> dozerAKOV11::BOYAJIANThe Dread Pirate RobertsFri Nov 13 1987 20:373
    Right, Mr. Kallis?
    
    --- jerry
396.675dozer --> yoursAYOV15::ISMITHWas (Not Was)Sun Nov 15 1987 17:203
    In an argument......
    
    	"Dese are mine, and dozer yours."
396.676yours --> poxCLARID::PETERSE Unibus PlurumMon Nov 16 1987 09:563

Yaws: a tropical epidemic and contagious disease of the skin with small
      red spots , sometimes ulcerating.
396.677pox --> smallRDGE28::BOOTHDeep Extra CoverMon Nov 16 1987 10:011
Ho hum
396.678small --> talkMLNOIS::HARBIGMon Nov 16 1987 10:181
    hum Ho
396.679talk --> finkINK::KALLISRemember how ephemeral is Earth.Mon Nov 16 1987 10:401
   ... as in what a stoolie does.
396.680fink --> IdSTAR::HUBERMarvin's Magical Mysery TourMon Nov 16 1987 10:471
    
396.681Id ---> badgeMLNOIS::HARBIGMon Nov 16 1987 11:311
    I fought abaat it.
396.682Id --> WizardME::TRUMPLERPining for the fnordsMon Nov 16 1987 11:331
    The peasants are revolting!
396.683Wizard -> [of] OZGRNDAD::STONERoyMon Nov 16 1987 13:002
     
    
396.684OZ -> TraliaSUPER::KENAHROCK-&gt; You are here &lt;-HARD_PLACEMon Nov 16 1987 14:050
396.685Tralia --> coatMLNOIS::HARBIGMon Nov 16 1987 14:282
       Used to be a fool proof method of starting punch-ups
       in the Emerald Isle.
396.686coat --> [of] armsTERZA::ZANEMon Nov 16 1987 14:493
  I always thought it would be pretty silly to wear one...
  
396.687arms --> wayINK::KALLISRemember how ephemeral is Earth.Mon Nov 16 1987 17:167
    ... as in "'E stands in ..."
    
    Re OZ:
    
    I'd have said;          -<Oz --> Piggy>- 
    
    Frank Oz, of the Muppets crew, plays Miss Piggy.
396.688way --> wrongSTAR::HUBERMarvin's Magical Mysery TourMon Nov 16 1987 18:271
    
396.689wrong --> BOXMLNIT5::FINANCETue Nov 17 1987 06:285
    
    
     As in "The Wrong Box" by R.L.Stevenson.
     
     Back to square one.
396.690box --> ringAITG::TRUMPLERPining for the fnordsTue Nov 17 1987 11:100
396.691ring --> outERASER::KALLISRemember how ephemeral is Earth.Tue Nov 17 1987 12:001
    
396.692out -> damned spotHARDY::KENAHROCK-&gt; You are here &lt;-HARD_PLACETue Nov 17 1987 13:180
396.693damned spot --> stainHOMSIC::DUDEKCall me Dr. BrevityTue Nov 17 1987 13:381
    
396.694stain --> walnutTERZA::ZANETue Nov 17 1987 14:090
396.695walnut --> scrotumRDGE00::BOOTHDuck Egg CollectorTue Nov 17 1987 14:371
396.696scrotum -> Do Not EnterQUOKKA::SNYDERWherever you go, there you areTue Nov 17 1987 17:372
    Nobody seemed to want to touch that scrotum...
396.697Do Not Enter --> Aargh!STAR::HUBERMarvin's Magical Mysery TourTue Nov 17 1987 17:381
    
396.698aargh! -> yle socksLEZAH::BOBBITTsprinkled with syntactic sugarTue Nov 17 1987 17:481
    love them checkerboard squares
396.699yle socks --> beer's betterAITG::TRUMPLERPining for the fnordsTue Nov 17 1987 18:372
    strange dialects y'all speak...
396.700beer's better --> coldERASER::KALLISRemember how ephemeral is Earth.Tue Nov 17 1987 19:292
    ..peas porridge hot ...
    
396.701cold --> shoulderHOMSIC::DUDEKCall me Dr. BrevityTue Nov 17 1987 19:441
    Another "S" body part...
396.702shoulder --> clavicleAKOV11::BOYAJIANThe Dread Pirate RobertsTue Nov 17 1987 19:571
    
396.703clavicle -> osteoporosisPLDVAX::ZARLENGABilly's Back! ... Yankees in 1988Tue Nov 17 1987 21:140
396.704osteoporosis-->calciumYAZOO::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsWed Nov 18 1987 03:001
    
396.705calcium --> depositsUSAVAX::REDICKand your life knows no answer...Wed Nov 18 1987 07:031
 
396.706deposits --> safeRDGE00::BOOTHDuck Egg CollectorWed Nov 18 1987 08:541
396.707safe --> sexERASER::KALLISRemember how ephemeral is Earth.Wed Nov 18 1987 11:291
    it's the rage these days...
396.708sex -> tetGRNDAD::STONERoyWed Nov 18 1987 11:481
     
396.709tet - > offensiveSKIVT::ROGERSLasciate ogni speranza, voi ch'entrateWed Nov 18 1987 11:520
396.710offensive --> seldomsiveREGENT::EPSTEINBruce EpsteinWed Nov 18 1987 12:121
just change the emphasis...
396.711seldomsive -->mostly_unstrainERASER::KALLISRemember how ephemeral is Earth.Wed Nov 18 1987 12:231
    
396.712mostly_unstrain --> model trainSTAR::HUBERMarvin's Magical Mysery TourWed Nov 18 1987 12:381
    
396.713model train --> waterME::TRUMPLERPining for the fnordsWed Nov 18 1987 13:062
    
    --> HO --> HOH -->
396.714water --> windsurfingCHIC::PETERSE Unibus PlurumWed Nov 18 1987 13:390
396.715windsurfing --> hanglidingHOMSIC::DUDEKCall me Dr. BrevityWed Nov 18 1987 13:401
    
396.716hangliding --> guillotineSTAR::HUBERMarvin's Magical Mysery TourWed Nov 18 1987 14:461
    
396.717guillotine --> cakeHOMSIC::DUDEKCall me Dr. BrevityWed Nov 18 1987 14:481
    i.e.  Marie Antoinette: "Let them eat cake."...
396.718cake -> walkGNUVAX::BOBBITTsprinkled with syntactic sugarWed Nov 18 1987 16:132
    a ragtime style dance a la scott joplin
    
396.719(cake)walk -- > jitterbugTERZA::ZANEfreedom means only to be who you are...Wed Nov 18 1987 17:457


  About safe sex being the rage these days -- interesting choice of
  expression!
  
  							Terza
  
396.720jitterbug --> nervous gnatHOMSIC::DUDEKCall me Dr. BrevityWed Nov 18 1987 18:251
    
396.721(nervous) gnat --> tonight (dear)INK::KALLISRemember how ephemeral is Earth.Wed Nov 18 1987 18:312
    Resulting in ...
    the "safest" safe sex...
396.722tonight --> tonightCHIC::PETERSE Unibus PlurumThu Nov 19 1987 04:541
Genesis
396.723tonight --> JosephineFOOT::BOOTHWhose idea was this anyway ... ???Thu Nov 19 1987 09:173
As in "Not ...."

396.724Josephine -> (He's a) OKGRNDAD::STONERoyThu Nov 19 1987 11:411
    as in, "Howsa my friend Joe?"
396.725(He's a) OK --> SoonerREGENT::EPSTEINBruce EpsteinThu Nov 19 1987 12:071
    As in the University of Oklahoma football team
396.726Sooner -> returnDECSIM::HEILMANYou rang??Thu Nov 19 1987 12:124
    I would have liked to have returned sooner from my trip (stuck in
    Houston airport for 12 hours). 
    
    Gone for 6 days -> 131 new replies to this note!!
396.727RETURN-->UTURNSAHQ::LILLYACTor in AtlantaThu Nov 19 1987 12:155
    
    
    
    or is that make a ewe turn?
    
396.728U-turn --> roundaboutSTAR::HUBERMarvin's Magical Mysery TourThu Nov 19 1987 12:451
    
396.729roundabout --> YesHOMSIC::DUDEKCall me Dr. BrevityThu Nov 19 1987 12:521
    Isn't that who did the song?
396.730Yes --> SirERASER::KALLISRemember how ephemeral is Earth.Thu Nov 19 1987 13:499
    ..that's my baby
    
    
    For those too young to remember, _Yes, Sir, That's My Baby_ was
    a popular song in the dim, dank days before the Boob Tube.
    
    
    Come to think of it, there was a motion picture of that name.  Starred
    a young Dan Dailey, as I recall...
396.731Sir --> PrizeAKOV11::BOYAJIANThe Dread Pirate RobertsThu Nov 19 1987 13:574
    ...and Miss Terious. Kudos go to whomever is able to guess
    this obscure reference.
    
    --- jerry
396.732(sur) prize -> pulletGNUVAX::BOBBITTa collie down isnt a collie beatenThu Nov 19 1987 14:143
    A rare but raved over recipe - award winning world-wide
    
    
396.733pullet --> push itSTAR::HUBERMarvin's Magical Mysery TourThu Nov 19 1987 14:261
    
396.734 push it --> two pence ESDV02::SOBOTSteve Sobot, ESDC-IIThu Nov 19 1987 14:551
    ...per telephone call, ten pence.
396.735two pense --> penserHOMSIC::DUDEKCall me Dr. BrevityThu Nov 19 1987 15:361
    I think, therefore, I am.
396.736penser --> for hireERIS::CALLASI like to put things on top of thingsThu Nov 19 1987 16:560
396.737(for) Hire['s] --> root beerAKOV11::BOYAJIANThe Dread Pirate RobertsThu Nov 19 1987 18:081
    --- jerry
396.738ROOT BEER --> GINGER ALEHOMSIC::DUDEKCall me Dr. BrevityThu Nov 19 1987 18:091
    
396.739hire --> higherTERZA::ZANEfreedom means only to be who you are...Thu Nov 19 1987 18:150
396.740ginger ale/higher --> bubblesSTAR::HUBERMarvin's Magical Mysery TourThu Nov 19 1987 18:451
    
396.741bubbles --> Beverly SillsERASER::KALLISRemember how ephemeral is Earth.Thu Nov 19 1987 18:473
    ...that was her nickname
    
    And the title of her autobiography.
396.742Beverly Sills -> CopGNUVAX::BOBBITTa collie down isnt a collie beatenThu Nov 19 1987 19:101
    An opera singer turned Detroit policeman in search of bearer bonds...
396.743cop --> (u) lateHOMSIC::DUDEKCall me Dr. BrevityThu Nov 19 1987 19:331
    I'm sorry...
396.744late--->neverYAZOO::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsFri Nov 20 1987 01:222
    
    as in better late than
396.745never --> nevermoreDELNI::CANTORDave C.Fri Nov 20 1987 02:130
396.746nevermore --> neverthelessAKOV11::BOYAJIANThe Dread Pirate RobertsFri Nov 20 1987 04:176
    
    ...and you thought I was going to say "raven", didn't you? :-)
    
    Nah. Too obvious.
    
    --- jerry
396.747nevertheless --> tautologyCHIC::PETERSE Unibus PlurumFri Nov 20 1987 05:382

Always positive
396.748tautology --> looseologySTAR::HUBERMarvin's Magical Mysery TourFri Nov 20 1987 11:001
    
396.749looseology => DjangologieHEART::KNOWLESMen's sauna in corporation bathsFri Nov 20 1987 11:041
    
396.750Djangologie => UltrafoxWELSWS::MANNIONYe Diggers all, stand up for GloryFri Nov 20 1987 11:191
    
396.751Ultrafox --> similieINK::KALLISRemember how ephemeral is Earth.Fri Nov 20 1987 11:4111
    ...as in telephonic transmission of images.
    
    Oh, and several back (cop)
    
    I'd have done it
    
                      -<cop --> au vin>- 
    
    To quote _The New Yorker_,
    
    "That makes him tender.
396.752similie --> and the world similies with youERIS::CALLASI like to put things on top of thingsFri Nov 20 1987 17:210
396.753similie and the world... etcetera -> frame and you frame aloneSEAPEN::PHIPPSDigital Internal Use OnlyFri Nov 20 1987 17:391
Huh?
396.754frame and you frame alone --> pictureSTAR::HUBERMarvin's Magical Mysery TourFri Nov 20 1987 17:581
    
396.755picture --> kilowordAKOV11::BOYAJIANThe Dread Pirate RobertsFri Nov 20 1987 18:521
    --- jerry
396.756kiloword -> kilogramPLDVAX::ZARLENGA76'ers 122, Celtics 116Fri Nov 20 1987 19:570
396.757kilogram -> telecideVINO::JMUNZERFri Nov 20 1987 20:161
    
396.758 telecide --> Kojak groaned ESDV02::SOBOTSteve Sobot, ESDC-IISat Nov 21 1987 08:113
    as in...
    
    "Telly sighed" ...  :-}
396.759telicide..robotocide..or see after ffYAZOO::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsSat Nov 21 1987 22:385
    
    telicide...suicide
    telicide ...telegram
    telicdie...telephone
    
396.760robotOcide (?) -> BoxCHIC::PETERSE Unibus PlurumSun Nov 22 1987 22:3012


Where are we?




    telicide...suicide
    telicide ...telegram
    telicdie...telephone -> box
    
	Good grief.
396.761box --> giftwrapTERZA::ZANEfreedom means only to be who you are...Mon Nov 23 1987 08:110
396.762giftwrap --> peltMLNOIS::HARBIGMon Nov 23 1987 16:182
     I don't know what a 'gif' is but presumably if they trap
     them it's for the fur.
396.763pelt --> snowballSTAR::HUBERMarvin's Magical Mysery TourMon Nov 23 1987 17:041
    
396.764snowball => howzatHEART::KNOWLESMen's sauna in corporation bathsMon Nov 23 1987 17:231
    
396.765howzat -> letCHIC::PETERSE Unibus PlurumMon Nov 23 1987 17:314
It was a no ball
    

396.766let --> rentGLIVET::RECKARDJon Reckard 264-7710Mon Nov 23 1987 17:380
396.767rent --> garmentMLNOIS::HARBIGMon Nov 23 1987 18:062
    Most of the prophets seem to have gone into the used clothes
    business from time to time. 
396.768rent -> a snowblowerDSSDEV::STONERoyMon Nov 23 1987 18:112
      It's almost that time of year!
    
396.769a snowblower -> ToroPLDVAX::ZARLENGAScott Baio is the antichristMon Nov 23 1987 18:450
396.770Toro --> matadorME::TRUMPLERPining for the fnordsMon Nov 23 1987 18:500
396.771matador -- > weatherstrippingTERZA::ZANEfreedom means only to be who you are...Mon Nov 23 1987 20:200
396.772weatherstripping -> nooks and cranniesLEZAH::BOBBITTa collie down isnt a collie beatenMon Nov 23 1987 23:332
    or is it crooks and nannies that have to be filled?
    
396.773nooks and crannies --> hooks and laddersSTAR::HUBERMarvin's Magical Mysery TourTue Nov 24 1987 00:141
    
396.774Hooks and Ladders --> _Chutes and Ladders_>REGENT::EPSTEINBruce EpsteinTue Nov 24 1987 02:070
396.775Bells and whistlesDECSIM::HEILMANYou rang??Tue Nov 24 1987 02:071
    
396.776Bells and whistles -> Hells Bells!DSSDEV::STONERoyTue Nov 24 1987 17:482
      
    
396.777Hells Bells! --> junk foodME::TRUMPLERPining for the fnordsTue Nov 24 1987 17:501
    -->Ding Dong-->
396.778junk food --> punk moodSTAR::HUBERMarvin's Magical Mysery TourTue Nov 24 1987 19:251
    
396.779junk food -> TwinkieHARDY::KENAHROCK-&gt; You are here &lt;-HARD_PLACETue Nov 24 1987 19:260
396.780punk mood -> Twinkie --> MilkHARDY::KENAHROCK-&gt; You are here &lt;-HARD_PLACETue Nov 24 1987 19:465
    Notes collision! So, why: -< punk mood, Twinkie --> milk >-
    
    San Francisco, the murder of Harvey Milk (and the mayor of SF),
    followed by the "twinkie defense," wherein the defendent said
    he was deranged from eating too much  junk food.
396.781milk ---> lacticMLNOIS::HARBIGTue Nov 24 1987 20:151
    
396.782lactic --> lactoseHOMSIC::DUDEKCall me Dr. BrevityTue Nov 24 1987 20:221
    
396.783lactose ---> toelessMLNOIS::HARBIGTue Nov 24 1987 21:181
               The Fastest Draw in the West aka Toeless Joe.
396.785have toes --> requirementsGLIVET::RECKARDJon Reckard 264-7710Tue Nov 24 1987 21:250
396.786requirements -> standardsLEZAH::BOBBITTa collie down isnt a collie beatenTue Nov 24 1987 21:545
    for one of the prev I'da done 
    
    lactic -> prophyl
    
    
396.787standards --> sitarsME::TRUMPLERPining for the fnordsTue Nov 24 1987 22:020
396.788sitars --> cymbalsHOMSIC::DUDEKCall me Dr. BrevityTue Nov 24 1987 22:385
    RE:  lactic --> prophyl
    
    I was the one who did cop --> ulate
    If I'd done lactic --> prophyl, too,
    what would you all think of me?
396.789cymbals --> weightlifting glovesSTAR::HUBERMarvin's Magical Mysery TourTue Nov 24 1987 23:101
    
396.790weightlifting gloves --> pumping leatherREGENT::EPSTEINBruce EpsteinWed Nov 25 1987 03:400
396.791pumping leather -> pumping gasPLDVAX::ZARLENGAScott Baio is the antichristWed Nov 25 1987 06:000
396.792pumping gas --> TexacoAKOV11::BOYAJIANThe Dread Pirate RobertsWed Nov 25 1987 09:498
    Trust your car to the man who wears the star...
    
    re:.788
    
    "What would you all think of me?" We'd think you were playing
    it safe. :-)
    
    --- jerry
396.793Texaco --> petrolRDGE00::BOOTHDeliberately Eclectic CharacterWed Nov 25 1987 13:562
        I didn't know they did gas as well .... :-)
396.794petrol -> "Pet, die for the Queen!"CHIC::PETERSE Unibus PlurumWed Nov 25 1987 13:580
396.795"Pet ... Queen" --> PenthouseME::TRUMPLERPining for the fnordsWed Nov 25 1987 17:320
396.796Penthouse -> rollingDSSDEV::STONERoyWed Nov 25 1987 17:392
    ...in dough!
    
396.797rolling --> rockFURILO::MASONExplaining is not understandingWed Nov 25 1987 18:011
    
396.798rolling-->rock-->SisyphusMLNOIS::HARBIGWed Nov 25 1987 18:102
              The chap that kept rolling a rock uphill
              until it rolled back on him for eternity.
396.799Sisyphus -> VDLEZAH::BOBBITTa collie down isnt a collie beatenWed Nov 25 1987 22:581
    
396.800VD --> prophylacticHOMSIC::DUDEKCall me Dr. BrevityWed Nov 25 1987 23:051
    Are you happy now?
396.801prophylactic --> prophylene glycolAKOV11::BOYAJIANThe Dread Pirate RobertsWed Nov 25 1987 23:289
    When you want to be safe in below zero temperatures...
    
    re:.800
    
    No, I'm not happy; I would've said "VD --> verbose directory"
    
    (Any TOPS-20 fans out there?)
    
    --- jerry
396.802prophylene [sic] glycol --> "better living through chemistry"REGENT::EPSTEINBruce EpsteinThu Nov 26 1987 00:030
396.803better living through chemistry --> creative chemistrySTAR::HUBERMarvin's Magical Mysery TourThu Nov 26 1987 00:070
396.804creative chemistry --> college daysREGENT::EPSTEINBruce EpsteinThu Nov 26 1987 00:101
    Not me, I assure you ;-)
396.805living through chemistry --> photosynthesisKAOA08::CUSUP_LAPLANThu Nov 26 1987 00:1817
    
    
    
    
    
    An aside, in 396.788 HOMSIC::DUDEK writes
    
    >Re: Lactic --> prophyl
    
    >I was the one who did cop --> ulate
    >
    >If I'd done lactic --> prophyl, too
    >what would you all think of me?
    
    We'd probably think you were prophyl-->igate (I know it's profligate,
    but that's as close as I can come) :-)
    
396.806photosynthesis --> CloretsHOMSIC::DUDEKCall me Dr. BrevityThu Nov 26 1987 01:351
    
396.807college days/Clorets --> majorettesSTAR::HUBERMarvin's Magical Mysery TourThu Nov 26 1987 01:461
    
396.808Majorettes -> MinaretsDECSIM::HEILMANYou rang??Thu Nov 26 1987 02:151
    Umm... majorettes that are kinda small...?
396.809Minarets --> MosquesAKOV11::BOYAJIANThe Dread Pirate RobertsThu Nov 26 1987 11:115
    re:.302
    
    I hop you realize that "prophylene" was intentional.
    
    --- jerry
396.810mosques ---> mullahsMLNOIS::HARBIGThu Nov 26 1987 17:551
    
396.811mullahs -> KintyreCHIC::PETERSE Unibus PlurumThu Nov 26 1987 18:580
396.812Kintyre --> flatFOOT::BOOTHDeliberately Eclectic CharacterThu Nov 26 1987 20:011
        As in "I've got a flat f*@&in' tyre" ...
396.813flat ----> tortillaMLNOIS::HARBIGThu Nov 26 1987 20:522
    Courtesy of Mr.Steinbeck.
396.814tortilla --> tacoSTAR::HUBERMarvin's Magical Mysery TourThu Nov 26 1987 21:591
    
396.815taco --> meterMLNOIS::HARBIGThu Nov 26 1987 22:101
    
396.816meter --> Economy 7FOOT::BOOTHDeliberately Eclectic CharacterThu Nov 26 1987 22:111
396.817Economy 7 ==> 7-11DELNI::CANTORDave C.Thu Nov 26 1987 23:020
396.8187-11 --> crapsAKOV11::BOYAJIANThe Dread Pirate RobertsFri Nov 27 1987 06:371
    --- jerry
396.819craps --> 2-3-12 --> 2:10, 6:18, 10:44DELNI::CANTORDave C.Fri Nov 27 1987 12:030
396.8202:10, 6:18, 10:44 -> times tableCHIC::PETERSE Unibus PlurumFri Nov 27 1987 12:050
396.821times table --> Times crosswordRDGE00::BOOTHDeliberately Eclectic CharacterFri Nov 27 1987 14:514

        What's hard and pink in the morning ?

        The Financial Times crossword.
396.822(Times) crossword -> *?@!BISTRO::WATSONle blues - pourquoi singulier?Fri Nov 27 1987 16:332
    
    Or maybe %^&# would have been less offensive
396.823*?@! -> Punctuation MarksCHIC::PETERSE Unibus PlurumFri Nov 27 1987 17:346

								8/10


And yes, the other phrase is more offensive (I can't bring myself to actually
type it)
396.824punctuation marks --> ink stainsKAOA08::CUSUP_LAPLANFri Nov 27 1987 17:431
    
396.825ink stains --> the InkspotsRDGE00::BOOTHDeliberately Eclectic CharacterFri Nov 27 1987 18:282
    

396.826the Inkspots --> croonersMLNOIS::HARBIGFri Nov 27 1987 20:271
    
396.827crooners --> croutonsAKOV11::BOYAJIANThe Dread Pirate RobertsFri Nov 27 1987 22:341
    
396.828croutons --> Caesar (salad)TERZA::ZANEfreedom means only to be who you are...Sat Nov 28 1987 19:480
396.829Caesar (salad) -> Julius (vegetables)YIPPEE::LIRONSat Nov 28 1987 22:511
    
396.830Julius ==> orangeRENKO::MASONExplaining is not understandingSat Nov 28 1987 23:021
    
396.831orange ==> orange you glad?DELNI::CANTORDave C.Sun Nov 29 1987 02:250
396.832orange you glad? --> The Man from GladAKOV11::BOYAJIANThe Dread Pirate RobertsSun Nov 29 1987 04:321
    
396.833The Man from Glad --> EurotunnelME::TRUMPLERPining for the fnordsMon Nov 30 1987 07:282
    
    -->The Man from La Mancha-->La Manche-->
396.834Eurotunnel -> somedayPLDVAX::ZARLENGAScott Baio is the antichristMon Nov 30 1987 08:070
396.835someday ---> chocolateMLNOIS::HARBIGMon Nov 30 1987 13:201
    
396.836chocolate --> addictionAKOV11::BOYAJIANThe Dread Pirate RobertsMon Nov 30 1987 14:591
    
396.837addiction -> HarryBISTRO::WATSONle blues - pourquoi singulier?Mon Nov 30 1987 15:554
    in which you can look up some of these words...
    
    :-)
396.838Harry --> TosisAYOV18::ISMITHWas (Not Was)Mon Nov 30 1987 16:435
    A sort of Chinese bad breath?
    
    
    Re. back somewhere, I have been away two weeks and I find about
        160 new replys to this topic. Makes good lunchtime reading.
396.839tosis --> to broSTAR::HUBERMarvin's Magical Mysery TourMon Nov 30 1987 17:281
    
396.840 Tosis --> ToBleROne ESDV02::SOBOTSteve Sobot, ESDC-IIMon Nov 30 1987 17:304
    
    ...another difficult one !
    
    re. last few, very witty 8-}
396.841Toblerone--->triangularMLNOIS::HARBIGMon Nov 30 1987 17:571
        Their chocolate bars are still triangular I hope.
396.842triangular --> warning signRDGE00::BOOTHDeliberately Eclectic CharacterMon Nov 30 1987 18:011
396.843warning sign -> craving turnipsCHIC::PETERSE Unibus PlurumMon Nov 30 1987 18:231
Old wives' tale # 443.2
396.844craving turnips -> craving maniacDSSDEV::STONERoyMon Nov 30 1987 18:532
     
    
396.845craving maniac --> addictMLNOIS::HARBIGMon Nov 30 1987 19:041
    
396.846addict --> edictLEZAH::BOBBITTa collie down isnt a collie beatenMon Nov 30 1987 20:171
    
396.847edict --> NantesMLNOIS::HARBIGMon Nov 30 1987 20:381
    
396.848Nantes --> ninniesSTAR::HUBERMarvin's Magical Mysery TourMon Nov 30 1987 20:591
    
396.849ninnies --> pickaME::TRUMPLERPining for the fnordsMon Nov 30 1987 21:191
    I believe the Gov. of Arizona took some flak for this one...
396.850picka -> deliANGORA::ZARLENGAScott Baio is the antichristMon Nov 30 1987 21:230
396.851deli --> fleurHPSRAD::JMUNZERMon Nov 30 1987 21:341
    
396.852fleur --> fiveZFC::DERAMODaniel V. D'EramoMon Nov 30 1987 21:481
    
396.853five -> takeLEZAH::BOBBITTa collie down isnt a collie beatenMon Nov 30 1987 22:522
    Dave Brubeck at its best
    
396.854take --> giveSTAR::HUBERMarvin's Magical Mysery TourMon Nov 30 1987 23:581
    
396.855give --> (at the) officeREGENT::EPSTEINBruce EpsteinTue Dec 01 1987 01:070
396.856office -> rockerDSSDEV::STONERoyTue Dec 01 1987 01:235
    
    as in "off his"...
    
    
    (a few words back, shouldn't it have been:  fleur -> flive?)
396.857rocker --> perfectoVISA::BIJAOUITomorrow Never KnowsTue Dec 01 1987 02:021
    
396.858perfecto --> nobody'sZFC::DERAMODaniel V. D'EramoTue Dec 01 1987 04:419

     Re .856
    
>>    (a few words back, shouldn't it have been:  fleur -> flive?)

     Yes, I thought of that, but I finally went with five.
     Afterwards I thought of:  fleur --> ceiling.

     Dan
396.859 nobody's --> no knickers ESDV02::SOBOTSteve Sobot, ESDC-IITue Dec 01 1987 12:042
    
    ...apologies to easily-offended anti-sexists ;-)
396.860no knickers ---> stoney brokeMLNOIS::HARBIGTue Dec 01 1987 12:195
               A 'knicker' is (was ?) slang for a pound note
               in the U.K.
               Just to raise the tone a bit or if you prefer
               pull up the knickers.
                                             Max
396.861stoney broke --> "Stoney End"AKOV11::BOYAJIANThe Dread Pirate RobertsTue Dec 01 1987 13:492
    
    The song done by both Barbra Streisand and Linda Ronstadt.
396.862"Stoney End --> lapidationMLNOIS::HARBIGTue Dec 01 1987 14:321
    
396.863lapidation - > DBISTRO::WATSONle blues - pourquoi singulier?Tue Dec 01 1987 15:461
    
396.864lapidation - > d -> unstonedMLNOIS::HARBIGTue Dec 01 1987 16:441
               Or sober if you prefer
396.865unstoned --> no turnGLIVET::RECKARDJon Reckard 264-7710Tue Dec 01 1987 16:550
396.866no turn --> U-turnSTAR::HUBERMarvin's Magical Mysery TourTue Dec 01 1987 17:191
    
396.867U-turn => politicianHEART::KNOWLESMen's sauna in corporation bathsTue Dec 01 1987 17:411
    
396.868politician --> liarRDGE28::BOOTHDeliberately Eclectic CharacterTue Dec 01 1987 17:572
    

396.869liar --> stringsMLNOIS::HARBIGTue Dec 01 1987 18:451
    
396.870liar --> ApolloHARDY::KENAHShe's tall enough to be your mother.Tue Dec 01 1987 18:494

    Actually:  liar -> lyre -> Apollo
    
    					andrew
396.871strings (of) Apollo -> pipes of panLEZAH::BOBBITTa collie down isnt a collie beatenTue Dec 01 1987 20:312
    combo time again
    
396.872pipes of pan --> champagne glass38546::TRUMPLERPining for the fnordsTue Dec 01 1987 21:091
    -->flute-->
396.873pipes of pan -> pandemonium49255::HARBIGTue Dec 01 1987 21:111
    
396.874pandemonium -> condominiumSTUBBI::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsTue Dec 01 1987 21:151
    
396.875condominium --> drugstoreSTAR::HUBERMarvin's Magical Mysery TourTue Dec 01 1987 21:381
    
396.876RDGE28::BOOTHDeliberately Eclectic CharacterTue Dec 01 1987 22:003
        Remember pre-decimalisation ?    

396.877L.S.D --> lucreMLNOIS::HARBIGTue Dec 01 1987 22:512
    Not necessarily filthy.
    
396.878lucre -> overDSSDEV::STONERoyTue Dec 01 1987 22:572
    ...as in "check'er out!"
    
396.879over -> doneYAZOO::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsTue Dec 01 1987 23:231
    
396.880done -> to a turnGNUVAX::BOBBITTa collie down isnt a collie beatenWed Dec 02 1987 00:321
    
396.881to a turn -> oatCHIC::PETERSE Unibus PlurumWed Dec 02 1987 00:440
396.882oat(s) --> wild sowME::TRUMPLERPining for the fnordsWed Dec 02 1987 01:010
396.883wild sow -> wild boarYAZOO::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsWed Dec 02 1987 01:051
    
396.884wild boar --> crashing boreHOMSIC::DUDEKCall me Dr. BrevityWed Dec 02 1987 01:231
    It was that or "pigs-in-a-blanket
396.885crashing bore --> drunk driverZFC::DERAMODaniel V. D'EramoWed Dec 02 1987 02:381
    
396.886drunk driver -> SADD/MADDYAZOO::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsWed Dec 02 1987 03:243
    
    as in students against drunk drivers
    and   mothers against drunk drivers
396.887SADD/MADD ==> Alfred E NeumanDELNI::CANTORDave C.Wed Dec 02 1987 07:450
396.888Alfred E Neuman --> poiuytAKOV11::BOYAJIANThe Dread Pirate RobertsWed Dec 02 1987 11:055
    
    "Poiuyt" was MAD's name for the "three-pronged widget".
    
    If you're wondering how they derived the name, try typing it
    on your keyboard.
396.889poiuyt ---> indianMLNOIS::HARBIGWed Dec 02 1987 12:331
    
396.890indian --> reservationAYOV18::ISMITHRecursion (n.): See RECURSION.Wed Dec 02 1987 12:501
    
396.891reservation --> doubtMLNOIS::HARBIGWed Dec 02 1987 13:571
    
396.892 doubt --> Thomas ESDV02::SOBOTSteve Sobot, ESDC-IIWed Dec 02 1987 14:339
    as in...
    
    	"doubting Thomas".
    
    
    	I used to suffer from indecision, but now I'm not so sure  |-{
    
    re: .875	...or a vending machine ?
   
396.893Thomas --> HardyRDGE00::BOOTHDeliberately Eclectic CharacterWed Dec 02 1987 14:502
   

396.894Hardy -> SoftyYIPPEE::LIRONWed Dec 02 1987 14:511
    
396.895Softy --> creampuffMLNOIS::HARBIGWed Dec 02 1987 16:331
    
396.896creampuff => vol-au-ventHEART::KNOWLESMen's sauna in corporation bathsWed Dec 02 1987 17:181
    
396.897vol-au-vent --> dyspepsiaMLNOIS::HARBIGWed Dec 02 1987 17:521
    
396.898dyspepsia --> dyscokeaME::TRUMPLERPining for the fnordsWed Dec 02 1987 17:590
396.899discokea --> the Real ThingFOOT::BOOTHDeliberately Eclectic CharacterWed Dec 02 1987 18:181
396.900the Real Thing --> fishing rodMLNOIS::HARBIGWed Dec 02 1987 18:241
    
396.901fishing rod --> night lineAYOV18::ISMITHRecursion (n.): See RECURSION.Wed Dec 02 1987 19:061
    
396.902night line --> SamaritansFOOT::BOOTHDeliberately Eclectic CharacterWed Dec 02 1987 19:072
    

396.903 Samaritans --> Japanese pounds ESDV02::SOBOTSteve Sobot, ESDC-IIWed Dec 02 1987 19:103
    
    
    	... think about it  [-|
396.904Japanese pounds -> Sumo wrestlersLEZAH::BOBBITTa collie down isnt a collie beatenWed Dec 02 1987 19:411
    
396.905Sumo wrestlers -> ginormousMLNOIS::HARBIGWed Dec 02 1987 20:011
    
396.906ginormous -> doormouseYAZOO::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsWed Dec 02 1987 20:291
    
396.907doormouse --> 10/6FOOT::BOOTHDeliberately Eclectic CharacterWed Dec 02 1987 20:591
396.90810/6 ---> hatMLNOIS::HARBIGWed Dec 02 1987 21:032
     I've never got over Alice in Wonderland either:-)
                                   Max
396.909hat --> madSTAR::HUBERMarvin's Magical Mysery TourWed Dec 02 1987 21:191
    
396.910mad->mercuryYAZOO::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsWed Dec 02 1987 21:312
    
    the stuff that made the hatters mad
396.911mercury -> radiumLEZAH::BOBBITTa collie down isnt a collie beatenWed Dec 02 1987 22:332
    didn't she discover radium?
    
396.912radium --> Geiger counterHOMSIC::DUDEKCall me Dr. BrevityWed Dec 02 1987 22:442
    
    
396.913Geiger (counter) --> violinistME::TRUMPLERPining for the fnordsThu Dec 03 1987 00:421
396.914violinist --> roofREGENT::EPSTEINBruce EpsteinThu Dec 03 1987 01:272
    
    --> Fiddler -->
396.915roof --> ollyAYOV18::ISMITHRecursion (n.): See RECURSION.Thu Dec 03 1987 02:401
    
396.916olly --> NorthZFC::DERAMODaniel V. D'EramoThu Dec 03 1987 03:271
    Re .-1:  I like that personal name!
396.917north ->hitchcockSTUBBI::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsThu Dec 03 1987 05:174
    
    north by northwest
    
    does it occur to you that these are getting rather obscure? :-)
396.918Hitchcock --> marionettesDELNI::CANTORDave C.Thu Dec 03 1987 10:331
      As in his television show's theme song.
396.919marionettes -> italian catchesBISTRO::WATSONle blues - pourquoi singulier?Thu Dec 03 1987 11:151
    
396.920italian catches-->Comma 22MLNOIS::HARBIGThu Dec 03 1987 12:411
    This is the Italian title of "Catch 22" by Joseph Heller.
396.921YIPPEE::LIRONThu Dec 03 1987 13:174
    22 (vingt-deux) is the traditional French slang expression 
    to use in emergency for informing your friends that the police 
    is coming !
    
396.922Voila' les flics --> grisbiMLNOIS::HARBIGThu Dec 03 1987 13:275
               Roger,
                     I hope you don't have to use it very often
                     otherwise we'll begin to wonder what sort
                     of friends you've got :-).
                                                Max
396.923grisbi --> black beeMLNOIS::HARBIGThu Dec 03 1987 16:530
396.924grisbi-->blackbeeMLNOIS::HARBIGThu Dec 03 1987 17:121
       Network partner exited as I was writing .
396.925blackbee => bluebottleHEART::KNOWLESMen's sauna in corporation bathsThu Dec 03 1987 17:271
    
396.926blue bottle --> coke bottleSTAR::HUBERMarvin's Magical Mysery TourThu Dec 03 1987 17:350
396.927coke bottle -> coal hodDSSDEV::STONERoyThu Dec 03 1987 18:162
     
    
396.928coal hod --> wood easierGLIVET::RECKARDJon Reckard 264-7710Thu Dec 03 1987 18:190
396.929wood easier --> rocking chairMLNOIS::HARBIGThu Dec 03 1987 18:231
    
396.930rocking chair --> squealing catME::TRUMPLERPining for the fnordsThu Dec 03 1987 18:252
    
    Some cats have long tails...
396.931Squealing cat--> road pizzaSAHQ::LILLYACTor in AtlantaThu Dec 03 1987 18:448
    
    
    
    What happens to a cat that is not too quick crossing a busy road.
    
    
    
    Sorry
396.932road pizza -> chef's choiceLEZAH::BOBBITTa collie down isnt a collie beatenThu Dec 03 1987 19:066
    well, you wondered what happened to 'em afterwards, didn't you
    
    doubly sorry
    
    -Jody
    
396.933chef's choice --> soup in a basketRDGE00::BOOTHDeliberately Eclectic CharacterThu Dec 03 1987 19:170
396.934soup in a basket --> soggy raffiaAYOV18::ISMITHRecursion (n.): See RECURSION.Thu Dec 03 1987 19:441
    
396.935soggy raffia --> dry mafiaSTAR::HUBERMarvin's Magical Mysery TourThu Dec 03 1987 20:401
    
396.936dry maffia -> prohibitionGNUVAX::BOBBITTa collie down isnt a collie beatenThu Dec 03 1987 22:571
    
396.937prohibition --> runningME::TRUMPLERPining for the fnordsThu Dec 03 1987 23:311
    as in guns or 'shine
396.938prohibition -> ConstitutionISTG::WARDENI got the 12-Bar BluesThu Dec 03 1987 23:415
< Note 396.936 by GNUVAX::BOBBITT "a collie down isnt a collie beaten" >
                         -< dry maffia -> prohibition >-

    

396.939running/constitution --> healthINK::KALLISRemember how ephemeral is Earth.Fri Dec 04 1987 00:197
    Let's combine:
    
            -<prohibition --> running >-
    
            -<prohibition --> constitution >-
    
    
396.940health ->wealthYAZOO::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsFri Dec 04 1987 00:551
    
396.941wealth --> ScroogeSTAR::HUBERMarvin's Magical Mysery TourFri Dec 04 1987 04:301
    
396.942Scrooge --> MarleyMLNOIS::HARBIGFri Dec 04 1987 12:171
    
396.943 Marley --> boo ESDV02::SOBOTSteve Sobot, ESDC-IIFri Dec 04 1987 12:212
    
    ...de bum-bum (D & C, remember ?)  !
396.944boo --> teakAYOV18::ISMITHRecursion (n.): See RECURSION.Fri Dec 04 1987 12:543
    
    Actually, it's nice to come across a note clash. It sort of gives
    you an extra challenge. 8^}
396.945teak -> talkCLARID::PETERSE Unibus PlurumFri Dec 04 1987 13:340
396.946talk --> umMLNOIS::HARBIGFri Dec 04 1987 13:571
    
396.947um --> brellaRDGE28::BOOTHDeliberately Eclectic CharacterFri Dec 04 1987 15:032
    

396.948brella --> VampireMLNOIS::HARBIGFri Dec 04 1987 15:263
                Vampire
    
                   < brella --> Lugosi --> vampire >
396.949Vampire -> FoundationCLARID::PETERSE Unibus PlurumFri Dec 04 1987 16:042
as in the trilogy (or is a fourlogy now?)

396.950Foundation --> LostationAYOV18::ISMITHRecursion (n.): See RECURSION.Fri Dec 04 1987 16:241
    
396.951Lostation --> plebianMLNOIS::HARBIGFri Dec 04 1987 16:311
    
396.952plebeian => patricianHEART::KNOWLESMen's sauna in corporation bathsFri Dec 04 1987 17:011
    
396.953patrician --> pediatricianSTAR::HUBERMarvin's Magical Mysery TourFri Dec 04 1987 17:161
    
396.954pediatrician --> intrepid CIAMLNOIS::HARBIGFri Dec 04 1987 17:281
               If it is not a contradiction in terms.
396.955intrepid CIA -> trepid non-CIAYIPPEE::LIRONFri Dec 04 1987 17:431
    
396.956trepid non-CIA --> hot MossadME::TRUMPLERPining for the fnordsFri Dec 04 1987 18:040
396.957hot Mossad -->Moss Hart ERASER::KALLISRemember how ephemeral is Earth.Fri Dec 04 1987 18:4810
    For:
    
                               -<teak --> talk>- 
    
    I'd have put:
    
                             -<teak/talk --> clock>-
    
    
    Hickory, dickory, and all that stuff...
396.958Moss Hart -> QuidCLARID::PETERSE Unibus PlurumFri Dec 04 1987 18:5722
To eschew obfuscation:



Moss -> Sterling

Hart -> doe -> dough -> cash

Sterling cash = quid		(geddit?)



re:    
>                               -<teak --> talk>- 
>    I'd have put:
>                             -<teak/talk --> clock>-

	That's what I had in mind. Sometimes though ....
	
		Sigh.
				Steve

396.959Moss Hart --> BuckMLNOIS::HARBIGFri Dec 04 1987 19:001
                Richard's brother.
396.960quid --> artsSTAR::HUBERMarvin's Magical Mysery TourFri Dec 04 1987 19:000
396.961Quid --> pro quoMLNOIS::HARBIGFri Dec 04 1987 19:021
    You beat me to it Steve.
396.962pro quo -> Status QuoCLARID::PETERSE Unibus PlurumFri Dec 04 1987 19:031
Only just!
396.963Status Quo -> Quo Vadis ?YIPPEE::LIRONFri Dec 04 1987 19:290
396.964Quo Vadis -> Darth VaderDSSDEV::STONERoyFri Dec 04 1987 21:532
    
    
396.965Darth Vader -> SkywalkerSTUBBI::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsFri Dec 04 1987 22:471
    
396.966Skywalker --> sleepwalkerERASER::KALLISRemember how ephemeral is Earth.Fri Dec 04 1987 22:521
    
396.967sleepwalker -> somnambulistLEZAH::BOBBITTa collie down isnt a collie beatenFri Dec 04 1987 23:341
    
396.968sonambulist ->insomniacSTUBBI::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsSat Dec 05 1987 01:021
    
396.969insomniac -> inalotniacISTG::WARDENI got the 12-Bar bluesSat Dec 05 1987 01:562
    

396.970inalotniac --> InnuitAKOV11::BOYAJIANThe Dread Pirate RobertsSat Dec 05 1987 10:516
    re:.949
    
    Actually, it's neither a trilogy nor a tetralogy at this point,
    but a pentalogy, with more undoubtedly on the way.
    
    --- jerry
396.971Innuit --> obviously!HOMSIC::DUDEKCall me Dr. BrevityMon Dec 07 1987 01:051
    
396.972obviously --> goes without sayingRDGE00::BOOTHDeliberately Eclectic CharacterMon Dec 07 1987 14:482
    

396.973goes without saying -> CHIC::PETERSE Unibus PlurumMon Dec 07 1987 15:350
396.974 -> What ?SOPHIA::DORLHIACToOmuCHNotEsmAKeSyOUshOrTSIghTeDMon Dec 07 1987 16:231
    
396.975goes without saying -> -> null responseGLIVET::RECKARDJon Reckard 264-7710Mon Dec 07 1987 16:300
396.976null response --> NILZFC::DERAMODaniel V. D'EramoMon Dec 07 1987 16:431
    
396.977NIL --> NEARLY::GOODENOUGHJeff Goodenough, IPG Reading-UKMon Dec 07 1987 16:591
    
396.978 --> invisible stalkerSTAR::HUBERMarvin's Magical Mysery TourMon Dec 07 1987 17:011
    
396.979 -> YIPPEE::LIRONMon Dec 07 1987 17:022
    The same, but much bigger.
    
396.980 => WhatHEART::KNOWLESInteresting if trueMon Dec 07 1987 17:401
    trying again
396.981What --> Black holeRDGE00::BOOTHDeliberately Eclectic CharacterMon Dec 07 1987 17:434
        Perhaps ?

        Trying to get us out of a hole :-)
396.982 Black hole --> Toad-in-the pudding ESDV02::SOBOTSteve Sobot, ESDC-IIMon Dec 07 1987 18:1011
    
    re. last few, that's given me a thought, how about "This page is
    intentionally left blank" notes/replies ? You know, like a minute's
    silence. What an amazing concept !
    
    Didn't they have that on some juke-boxes, so you could "play" 3
    minutes of silence in the pub/cafe ?
    
    Maybe a "Solidarity in Silence" note (no chance for flaming :-) )
    
    Cheers,							Steve
396.983Toad-in-the pudding --> frog legsME::TRUMPLERPining for the fnordsMon Dec 07 1987 18:140
396.984 YIPPEE::LIRONMon Dec 07 1987 18:1421
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
396.985 frog legs --> toad stoolsSTAR::HUBERMarvin's Magical Mysery TourMon Dec 07 1987 18:141
    
396.986toad stools --> psilocybinREGENT::EPSTEINBruce EpsteinMon Dec 07 1987 18:430
396.987toad stools -> rabbit droppingsDSSDEV::STONERoyMon Dec 07 1987 18:432
     
    
396.988psilocybin + rabbit (droppings) -> Go Ask AliceLEZAH::BOBBITTa collie down isnt a collie beatenMon Dec 07 1987 19:163
    Jefferson Airplane's song White Rabbit...
    
    
396.989Go ask Alice --> Cheshire CatERASER::KALLISRemember how ephemeral is Earth.Mon Dec 07 1987 19:271
    
396.990Cheshire Cat -> SmileYIPPEE::LIRONMon Dec 07 1987 19:331
    Has anyone seen a note with 1000 replies ?
396.991Smile --> :-)RDGE00::BOOTHDeliberately Eclectic CharacterMon Dec 07 1987 19:551
396.992:-) --> happy faceYAZOO::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsMon Dec 07 1987 20:043
    
    will this pass 1000 today?
    
396.993happy face --> clownSTAR::HUBERMarvin's Magical Mysery TourMon Dec 07 1987 20:381
    
396.994clown -> red noseSOPHIA::DORLHIACToOmuCHNotEsmAKeSyOUshOrTSIghTeDMon Dec 07 1987 21:011
    
396.995red nose -> alcoholSOPHIA::DORLHIACToOmuCHNotEsmAKeSyOUshOrTSIghTeDMon Dec 07 1987 21:021
    
396.996alcohol -> solventSTUBBI::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsMon Dec 07 1987 21:181
    
396.997solvent --> dissolveZFC::DERAMODaniel V. D'EramoMon Dec 07 1987 21:203
    
    
    .997 --> The last prime number before 1,000. :^)
396.998dissolve --> ParliamentRDGE00::BOOTHDeliberately Eclectic CharacterMon Dec 07 1987 22:041
396.999Parliament -> housesSTUBBI::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsMon Dec 07 1987 22:071
    
396.1000house --> 1000GLIVET::RECKARDJon Reckard 264-7710Mon Dec 07 1987 22:092
(See note number)
  Also, "in my father's house ..."
396.10011000 -> millenniumHARDY::KENAH37 - I beat Mozart!Mon Dec 07 1987 22:420
396.10021000 -> 1001 dalmationsSAHQ::LILLYACTor in AtlantaMon Dec 07 1987 22:431
    
396.10031001 dalmations --> = 1 Doberman PinscherHOMSIC::DUDEKCall me Dr. BrevityMon Dec 07 1987 23:011
    
396.10041 Doberman Pinscher+millenium-->falconME::TRUMPLERPining for the fnordsMon Dec 07 1987 23:072
    
    Something about hunting and rebels...
396.1005falcon --> sf (boscon--> sf)ISTG::WARDENI got the 12-Bar bluesMon Dec 07 1987 23:131
for millenium i was going to use hudsonenium. oh well.
396.1006sf --> fantasyJARETH::HUBERMarvin's Magical Mysery TourMon Dec 07 1987 23:211
    
396.1007fantasy -> sometimes aPLDVAX::ZARLENGAScott Baio is the antichristTue Dec 08 1987 00:072
	A song by Billy Joel ...
396.1008sometimes a -> other times bLEZAH::BOBBITTa collie down isnt a collie beatenTue Dec 08 1987 00:481
    
396.1009other times b --> u tee fullHOMSIC::DUDEKCall me Dr. BrevityTue Dec 08 1987 00:491
    
396.1010u tee full --> I drive longREGENT::EPSTEINBruce EpsteinTue Dec 08 1987 01:131
    Golf anyone?
396.1011I drive long --> Fore !!!!RDGE00::BOOTHDeliberately Eclectic CharacterTue Dec 08 1987 01:161
396.1012Fore !!!! --> ****REGENT::EPSTEINBruce EpsteinTue Dec 08 1987 01:221
    
396.1013**** --> sugarINK::KALLISRemember how ephemeral is Earth.Tue Dec 08 1987 01:441
    
396.1014sugar --> pie honeyYAZOO::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsTue Dec 08 1987 02:114
    
    nit
    
    it was only 100 and 1 dalmations not 1000 and 1 :-)
396.1015pie honey (sugar) -> shooflyDECSIM::HEILMANDon't trust anyone under 30Tue Dec 08 1987 02:251
    
396.1016shoofly -> don't bother meLEZAH::BOBBITTa collie down isnt a collie beatenTue Dec 08 1987 05:351
    
396.1017don't bother me ->massa's gone awayYAZOO::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsTue Dec 08 1987 07:581
    
396.1018massa's gone away -> mass b somewhereCHIC::PETERSE Unibus PlurumTue Dec 08 1987 11:531
396.1019mass b somewhere --> minn b somewhere elseAKOV11::BOYAJIANThe Dread Pirate RobertsTue Dec 08 1987 13:1515
    
    As in
    
    "mass(achusetts) b(e) somewhere --> minn(esota) b(e) somewhere else"
    
    re:.995
    
    I would've said:	"red nose --> reindeer"
    	('tis the season, after all.)
    
    re:.1008
    
    I would've said:	"sometimes a --> great notion"
    
    --- jerry
396.1020minn b somewhere else --> but not hereRDGE00::BOOTHDeliberately Eclectic CharacterTue Dec 08 1987 14:300
396.1021but not here -> burn the toeBISTRO::WATSONle blues - pourquoi singulier?Tue Dec 08 1987 16:091
    There aren't enough anagrams in this stone life
396.1022burn the toe --> freeze the fingersSTAR::HUBERMarvin's Magical Mysery TourTue Dec 08 1987 17:110
396.1023Freeze the fingers -> ThunderballCHIC::PETERSE Unibus PlurumTue Dec 08 1987 17:212

Coldfingers	:-)
396.1024Thunderball --> thundermugERASER::KALLISRemember how ephemeral is Earth.Tue Dec 08 1987 17:415
    On 1001, I'd have said:
    
                         -<1001 --> Nights>-
    
    There was another Richard Burton than the ec-tor, y'know .... ;-)
396.1025thundermug --> storm in a tea cupRDGE28::BOOTHDeliberately Eclectic CharacterTue Dec 08 1987 17:451
396.1026storm in a tea cup -> mountain out of a mole hillYAZOO::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsTue Dec 08 1987 18:351
    
396.1027storm in a tea cup -> Gail in a B cupDSSDEV::STONERoyTue Dec 08 1987 18:351
    as in Gail (Storm) in a smaller bra.
396.1028ERASER::KALLISRemember how ephemeral is Earth.Tue Dec 08 1987 18:4410
         -<mountain out of a mole hill --
                                        |
                                        |
                                        |
                   -<Gail in a B cup ----
                                        |
                                        |
                                        |
                                        --> Tetons [not Grand]>-
    
396.1029tetons -> crotonsYAZOO::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsTue Dec 08 1987 19:003
    
    
    Steve Kallis....that last one was very well done :-)
396.1030Grand Tetons -> HUGE Tracts of LandLEZAH::BOBBITTa collie down isnt a collie beatenTue Dec 08 1987 19:003
    from Monty Python & The Holy Grail
    
    
396.1031HUGE tracts of land --> SaharaRDGE28::BOOTHDeliberately Eclectic CharacterTue Dec 08 1987 19:293
    
    

396.1032Sahara --> ForestME::TRUMPLERPining for the fnordsTue Dec 08 1987 19:542
    Where do you think Paul Bunyan came from?
396.1033FOREST --> TUCKERHOMSIC::DUDEKCall me Dr. BrevityTue Dec 08 1987 20:181
    
396.1034Forest -> TuckerPLDVAX::ZARLENGAScott Baio is the antichristTue Dec 08 1987 20:190
396.1035Tucker -> tickerPLDVAX::ZARLENGAScott Baio is the antichristTue Dec 08 1987 20:201
    re .1033, .1034  I like the way you think!
396.1036ticker --> stockREGENT::EPSTEINBruce EpsteinTue Dec 08 1987 20:372

    We left 'crouton' to wither several replies back, BTW...
396.1037stock --> sandFOOT::BOOTHDeliberately Eclectic CharacterTue Dec 08 1987 20:471
    .... shares
396.1038crouton & sand --> stale breadSTAR::HUBERMarvin's Magical Mysery TourTue Dec 08 1987 20:500
396.1039stale bread --> slime moldsZFC::DERAMODaniel V. D'EramoTue Dec 08 1987 21:070
396.1040slime mold -> CafeteriaRICKS::PHIPPSDigital Internal Use OnlyTue Dec 08 1987 21:245


re: We left 'crouton' to wither several replies back, BTW...

Fumbles do happen in football.
396.1041Cafeteria -> ZapeteriaSUPER::KENAH37 - I beat Mozart!Tue Dec 08 1987 21:4810
    
    Shoes for Industry...
    
    re:  .back a few... I would have said:
    
    			-< sand  ->  box >-
    
    and taken it full circle again...
    
    					andrew
396.1042Zapeteria --> Zippety-doo-dahFOOT::BOOTHDeliberately Eclectic CharacterTue Dec 08 1987 22:070
396.1043Zippedty-doo-dah -> stag lineDSSDEV::STONERoyTue Dec 08 1987 22:422
    ...in the men's room!
    
396.1044stag line --> dance [podnuh]ERASER::KALLISRemember how ephemeral is Earth.Tue Dec 08 1987 23:325
    
    Oh, it's obvious, but
    
    
    it beats "grape vine."
396.1045dance --> boxME::TRUMPLERPining for the fnordsTue Dec 08 1987 23:493
    Did someone want to start over?
    
    --> square -->
396.1046box -> No, I play golf.ISTG::WARDENI got the 12-Bar bluesTue Dec 08 1987 23:560
396.1047box --> er, shortsRDGE28::BOOTHDeliberately Eclectic CharacterTue Dec 08 1987 23:571
396.1048(no I play) GOLF + short(s) -> Miniature GolfLEZAH::BOBBITTa collie down isnt a collie beatenWed Dec 09 1987 00:064
    well, it was worth a try
    
    -Jody
    
396.1049miniature golf --> windmillSTAR::HUBERMarvin's Magical Mysery TourWed Dec 09 1987 00:260
396.1050miniature golf --> putt-puttERASER::KALLISRemember how ephemeral is Earth.Wed Dec 09 1987 00:281
    
396.1051ERASER::KALLISRemember how ephemeral is Earth.Wed Dec 09 1987 00:309
    
    
                 -<putt-putt -------|
                                    |
                                    |
                   -<windmill ------|
                                    |
                                    |-----> helicopter>-
    
396.1052helicopter --> heliopadHOMSIC::DUDEKCall me Dr. BrevityWed Dec 09 1987 00:353
    re:  1033 & 1034 - I think there's an echo, in here, in here!
    
    
396.1053heliopad -> heliotropheSTUBBI::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsWed Dec 09 1987 02:131
    
396.1054heliotrophe -> jimISTG::WARDENI got the 12-Bar bluesWed Dec 09 1987 02:364
                          -< heliopad -> heliotrophe >-
heliotrophe -> thorpe -> jim
    

396.1055jim -> sonweedYAZOO::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsWed Dec 09 1987 05:423
    
    another kind of plant, like heliotrophe
    
396.1056sonweed --> Acapulco GoldAKOV11::BOYAJIANThe Dread Pirate RobertsWed Dec 09 1987 10:101
    
396.1057Acapulco Gold --> pipedreamsMLNOIS::HARBIGWed Dec 09 1987 13:181
    
396.1058pipedreams --> bongRDGE00::BOOTHDeliberately Eclectic CharacterWed Dec 09 1987 13:583
        Spelling ?    

396.1059bong --> WCMLNOIS::HARBIGWed Dec 09 1987 15:071
              Bong -> Bing -> Crosby -> White Christmas 
396.1060W(hite) C(hristmas) --> W(ater) C(loset)AKOV11::BOYAJIANThe Dread Pirate RobertsWed Dec 09 1987 16:301
    --- jerry
396.1061water closet --> out of the closetSTAR::HUBERMarvin's Magical Mysery TourWed Dec 09 1987 17:030
396.1062Out of the closet --> bag o' bonesMLNOIS::HARBIGWed Dec 09 1987 17:135
            BTW my WC did stand for water closet.
            Unfortunately I can't resist a bad joke.
                                                     
            Out of the closet --> skeleton in the cupboard ---> Bag
            o' bones
396.1063bag o' bones --> hank o' hairINK::KALLISRemember how ephemeral is Earth.Wed Dec 09 1987 17:381
    as in Kipling or someone ...
396.1064[hank] o'hair --> ChicagoME::TRUMPLERPining for the fnordsWed Dec 09 1987 17:500
396.1065Chicago --> EggplantYAZOO::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsWed Dec 09 1987 18:222
    
    as in better watch out for the eggplant that ate Chicago
396.1066Eggplant -> ChickweedDSSDEV::STONERoyWed Dec 09 1987 18:312
     
    
396.1067Chick weed -> Man-drake rootGNUVAX::BOBBITTa collie down isnt a collie beatenWed Dec 09 1987 19:121
    
396.1068Man-drake [root] --> [the] MagicianERASER::KALLISRemember how ephemeral is Earth.Wed Dec 09 1987 19:209
    Actually, I could go on for some time about Mandrakes.  I grew some
    once; they're a bit hard to cultivate and they're full of poison.
    
    alternate:
    
                      -<Mandrake root --> Babe Root>-
    
    as in, arguably the Greatest Baseball Player of All Time, 
    aka "The Sultan of Swat."
396.1069magician --> conjurerMLNOIS::HARBIGWed Dec 09 1987 19:521
    
396.1070conjurer --> disappearing trickRDGE00::BOOTHDeliberately Eclectic CharacterWed Dec 09 1987 20:001
396.1071disappearing trick --> disappointed hookerERASER::KALLISRemember how ephemeral is Earth.Wed Dec 09 1987 20:152
    
    Sorry; couldn't resist ...
396.1072disappointed hooker -> unlucky fishermanYAZOO::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsWed Dec 09 1987 20:201
    
396.1073unlucky fisherman --> angry anglerMLNOIS::HARBIGWed Dec 09 1987 20:261
    
396.1074angry angler --> happy circleSTAR::HUBERMarvin's Magical Mysery TourWed Dec 09 1987 20:521
    
396.1075happy circle -> carouselMLNOIS::HARBIGWed Dec 09 1987 21:061
    
396.1076carousel -> painted ponysYAZOO::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsWed Dec 09 1987 21:131
    
396.1077painted ponys -> Earth, Wind and FireRICKS::PHIPPSDigital Internal Use OnlyWed Dec 09 1987 21:550
396.1078Earth, Wind & Fire --> Brick HouseHOMSIC::DUDEKCall me Dr. BrevityWed Dec 09 1987 22:151
    
396.1079brick house --> Practical PigERASER::KALLISRemember how ephemeral is Earth.Wed Dec 09 1987 22:335
    I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll ...
    
    alternate:
    
                        -<Brick House --> stacked >-
396.1080Practical Pig -> Practically PorkPLDVAX::ZARLENGAScott Baio is the antichristWed Dec 09 1987 23:080
396.1081Practically Pork -> Pontificating PrognosticatorDSSDEV::STONERoyWed Dec 09 1987 23:163
    
    ...any longer and it wouldn't fit.
    
396.1082Pontificating Prognosticator --> Snooty SeerERASER::KALLISRemember how ephemeral is Earth.Wed Dec 09 1987 23:261
    
396.1083Snotty Seer --> Sooty SneerHOMSIC::DUDEKCall me Dr. BrevityThu Dec 10 1987 00:381
    
396.1084[Snotty Seer->]Sooty Sneer->Malicious MediumME::TRUMPLERPining for the fnordsThu Dec 10 1987 00:443
    re back a few:
    
    Brick House was done by the Commodores, not EWF...
396.1085malicious medium -> happy mediumGNUVAX::BOBBITTa collie down isnt a collie beatenThu Dec 10 1987 00:481
    
396.1086happy medium --> comprimiseSTAR::HUBERMarvin's Magical Mysery TourThu Dec 10 1987 00:490
396.1087comprimise --> positionERASER::KALLISRemember how ephemeral is Earth.Thu Dec 10 1987 01:185
    alternate:
    
                        -<compirmise --> bedroomize>-
    
    as in "bedroom eyes."
396.1088position --> negationAKOV11::BOYAJIANThe Dread Pirate RobertsThu Dec 10 1987 01:191
    
396.1089negation --> delegationZFC::DERAMODaniel V. D'EramoThu Dec 10 1987 02:400
396.1090delegation -->of authorityYAZOO::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsThu Dec 10 1987 03:1714
    
    re brick house and EWF....you could say that bricks are made
    by applying fire and wind to earth
    
    
    
    and compromise -> position
    compromise -> bedroomize
    
    gives   position----
                       |
            bedroomize-|
                       |
                       ----> missionary
396.1091of authority-->authoritarianMLNOIS::HARBIGThu Dec 10 1987 11:501
           A bit pedestrian but still.....
396.1092SCOMAN::DAUGHANi worry about being neuroticThu Dec 10 1987 12:131
    			-< authoritarian-->law >-
396.1093law -> justiceBISTRO::WATSONle blues - pourquoi singulier?Thu Dec 10 1987 13:092
    no I don't see the assocation either...
    
396.1094justice --> you wishMLNOIS::HARBIGThu Dec 10 1987 13:271
    
396.1095you wish --> upon a starRDGE00::BOOTHDeliberately Eclectic CharacterThu Dec 10 1987 13:362
    

396.1096upon a star -< astralMLNOIS::HARBIGThu Dec 10 1987 15:591
    
396.1097 astral --> Bum Orc ESDV02::SOBOTSteve Sobot, ESDC-IIThu Dec 10 1987 16:054
    
    Couldn't think of anything very seasonal.
    
    Happy Christmas anyway, folks !
396.1098Bum Orc --> gutter goblinGLIVET::RECKARDJon Reckard 264-7710Thu Dec 10 1987 16:501
the Middle Earth variety
396.1099gutter goblin --> skid row HalloweenSTAR::HUBERMarvin's Magical Mysery TourThu Dec 10 1987 17:061
    
396.1100skid [row] Halloween --> mashed pumpkinME::TRUMPLERPining for the fnordsThu Dec 10 1987 17:461
    Happy 1100!
396.1101mashed pumpkin --> pumpkin pieERASER::KALLISRemember how ephemeral is Earth.Thu Dec 10 1987 18:018
    
    A pumpkin pie is one of the more sublime experiences to the initiated.
    Those who slop a dollop of whipped cream over it are like unto those
    who would pour chocolate syrup over tuna salads or place Tabasco
    sauce in milk.
    
    Treat a pumpkin pie with the honor it deserves, and it will reward
    you richly.
396.1102pumpkin pie -> ThanksgivingYAZOO::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsThu Dec 10 1987 18:261
    
396.1103Thanksgiving => graceHEART::KNOWLESThu Dec 10 1987 18:351
    
396.1104grace -> under pressureGNUVAX::BOBBITTa collie down isnt a collie beatenThu Dec 10 1987 18:591
    
396.1105under pressure --> steam drivenFOOT::BOOTHDeliberately Eclectic CharacterThu Dec 10 1987 19:160
396.1106steam driven -> hot babbleISTG::WARDENA Play For TodayThu Dec 10 1987 19:373
steam driven -> steam drivel -> hot babble


396.1107steam driven -> seamy drivelDSSDEV::STONERoyThu Dec 10 1987 19:392
     
    
396.1108hot babble+seamy drivel -> gossipYAZOO::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsThu Dec 10 1987 20:251
    
396.1109gossip --> enquiring minds want to knowSTAR::HUBERMarvin's Magical Mysery TourThu Dec 10 1987 21:021
    
396.1110enquiring minds want to know --> liesME::TRUMPLERPining for the fnordsThu Dec 10 1987 21:270
396.1111lies --> statisticsCHIC::BELLDavid Bell, Service Technology @VBOThu Dec 10 1987 21:281
    
396.1112statistics -> numbersYAZOO::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsThu Dec 10 1987 21:351
    
396.1113numbers -> strong drinksGNUVAX::BOBBITTa collie down isnt a collie beatenThu Dec 10 1987 21:532
    (the b is silent)
    
396.1114strong drinks --> StrongheartINK::KALLISMars and Earth are worlds of one syllable.Thu Dec 10 1987 22:362
     
    A famous dog food of the 1950s.
396.1115Strongheart --> Richard IFOOT::BOOTHDeliberately Eclectic CharacterThu Dec 10 1987 23:052
        Strongheart -> Lionheart ->
396.1116Richard I --> Henery the Eighth IGLIVET::RECKARDJon Reckard 264-7710Thu Dec 10 1987 23:231
Herman's Hermits
396.1117Henery the Eighth I --> Anne BoelynYAZOO::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsThu Dec 10 1987 23:441
    
396.1118Hen(e)ry the Eighth (I) -> Six-fingered AnneSUPER::KENAHVirgins with Rifles...Thu Dec 10 1987 23:455
    Anne Boleyn (Anne of the Thousand Days) had six fingers on one hand.
    
    No, that's not trivia, that's esoterica.
    
    					andrew
396.1119Anne Boleyn/Six-fingered Anne --> divorceSTAR::HUBERMarvin's Magical Mysery TourFri Dec 11 1987 00:031
    
396.1120Anne Boleyn --> My Fair LadyTERZA::ZANEfreedom means only to be who you are...Fri Dec 11 1987 00:1614
   Actually, I have a association between Anne Boleyn being beheaded
   and London Bridge falling down...
   
   
   
   
   BTW, has anybody noticed the timestamp of these notes?  The previous
   timestamp is for 10-DEC-1987 20:44.  I'm in Colorado, where the time
   is 10-DEC-1987 13:19, where could it 2000 hours?
   
   
   							Terza
   
396.1121SCOMAN::DAUGHANi worry about being neuroticFri Dec 11 1987 00:221
                        -<divorce-->marriage >-
396.1122marriage -> two of a kindCHIC::BELLDavid Bell, Service Technology @VBOFri Dec 11 1987 00:335
    
    
    Re . 1120
    
    In Europe, where else ?  The time stamp suits us perfectly !!
396.1123two of a kind --> pairHOMSIC::DUDEKCall me Dr. BrevityFri Dec 11 1987 00:491
    
396.1124pair --> shapedINK::KALLISRemember how ephemeral is Earth.Fri Dec 11 1987 00:532
    
    ... as in "chairbound."
396.1125shaped --> well turnedYAZOO::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsFri Dec 11 1987 01:191
    
396.1126well turned --> turned on a dimeSTAR::HUBERMarvin's Magical Mysery TourFri Dec 11 1987 01:301
    
396.1127turned on a dime --> stops on a dimeINK::KALLISRemember how ephemeral is Earth.Fri Dec 11 1987 01:551
    
396.1128stops on a dime -> goes to bedISTG::WARDENA Play For TodayFri Dec 11 1987 02:074
stops on a dime -> tires -> goes to bed

    

396.1129goes to bed --> but doesn't sleepZFC::DERAMOMy very own personal nameFri Dec 11 1987 03:140
396.1130but doesn't sleep --> new parentREGENT::EPSTEINBruce EpsteinFri Dec 11 1987 03:212
    
    as I am learning ;-)
396.1131new parent --> Father TimeTERZA::ZANEfreedom means only to be who you are...Fri Dec 11 1987 03:544

   I didn't know this conference was across the pond.  The wonders of
   networking... 
   
396.1132STRATA::DAUGHANi worry about being neuroticFri Dec 11 1987 03:591
    			-<father time --> feeling old >-
396.1133feeling old --> feeling groveyYAZOO::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsFri Dec 11 1987 04:331
    
396.1134feeling groovy --> 59th StreetAKOV11::BOYAJIANThe Dread Pirate RobertsFri Dec 11 1987 10:102
    
    ... Bridge Song", of course.
396.113559th Street --> 79th HighlandersRDGE00::BOOTHDeliberately Eclectic CharacterFri Dec 11 1987 15:451
396.113679th Highlanders => 99 bottles of beerDELNI::CANTORDave C.Fri Dec 11 1987 16:401
      59, 79, 99
396.113799 bottles of beer --> boring bus ridesME::TRUMPLERPining for the fnordsFri Dec 11 1987 17:280
396.1138boring bus rides --> necking in the backREGENT::EPSTEINBruce EpsteinFri Dec 11 1987 17:480
396.1139necking in the back --> backing in the neckSTAR::HUBERMarvin's Magical Mysery TourFri Dec 11 1987 17:501
    
396.1140backing in the neck -> Firesign TheatreDECSIM::HEILMANDon't trust anyone under 30Fri Dec 11 1987 18:153
    You can wait here in the sitting room or sit here in the waiting
    room.
    
396.1141Firesign Theatre --> Emergency ExitFOOT::BOOTHDeliberately Eclectic CharacterFri Dec 11 1987 18:272
    

396.1142Emergency Exit -> <ESC>DSSDEV::STONERoyFri Dec 11 1987 18:311
    ASCII character #27.
396.1143<ESC> -> apeBISTRO::WATSONle blues - pourquoi singulier?Fri Dec 11 1987 19:107
    
    While I have the floor:
    
< Note 396.1138 by REGENT::EPSTEIN "Bruce Epstein" >
                 -< boring bus rides --> necking in the back >-
    
    That's not very flattering to your neckee.    
396.1144ape --> TarzanERASER::KALLISRemember how ephemeral is Earth.Fri Dec 11 1987 19:3314
    Re .1143:
    
    >              -< boring bus rides --> necking in the back >-
    
    >That's not very flattering to your neckee.    
     
    
    Well  I suppose
    
    That depends upon how you define "boring" ...
    :-D
    
    
    Sorry 'bout that ...
396.1145Tarzan --> GItarzanSTAR::HUBERMarvin's Magical Mysery TourFri Dec 11 1987 19:501
    
396.1146Gitarzan -> KitaroGNUVAX::BOBBITTa collie down isnt a collie beatenFri Dec 11 1987 20:132
    as in natural music...
    
396.1147Kitaro -> Ozzie OsbourneDECSIM::HEILMANDon't trust anyone under 30Fri Dec 11 1987 21:042
    As in unnatural music?  (Both ends of the spectrum adequately
    represented).
396.1148Ozzie Osbourne --> follow the yellow brick roadME::TRUMPLERPining for the fnordsFri Dec 11 1987 21:230
396.1149follow the yellow brick road --> Judy GarlandFOOT::BOOTHDeliberately Eclectic CharacterFri Dec 11 1987 21:581
396.1150Judy Garland -> Liza MinelliGNUVAX::BOBBITTa collie down isnt a collie beatenFri Dec 11 1987 22:231
    
396.1151Judy Garland/Lisa Minelli --> MoviesERASER::KALLISRemember how ephemeral is Earth.Fri Dec 11 1987 22:451
    
396.1152movies --> Edison LighthouseSTAR::HUBERMarvin's Magical Mysery TourFri Dec 11 1987 23:121
  
396.1153Edison Lighthouse -> Eddystone LightGNUVAX::BOBBITTa collie down isnt a collie beatenSat Dec 12 1987 00:291
    
396.1154[Eddystone] Light --> fantasticERASER::KALLISA collie down isn't a collie flower.Sat Dec 12 1987 01:221
    
396.1155fantastic -> Mr. CleanDSSDEV::STONERoySat Dec 12 1987 02:222
    ...as in household cleansers.
    
396.1156Mr. Clean --> skinheadsZFC::DERAMOreply/noedit nl:Sat Dec 12 1987 09:290
396.1157skinheads -> deadheadsDECSIM::HEILMANDon't trust anyone under 30Sat Dec 12 1987 18:351
    
396.1158deadheads --> touch of graySTAR::HUBERMarvin's Magical Mysery TourSat Dec 12 1987 18:520
396.1159touch of gray --> silver tonesTERZA::ZANEfreedom means only to be who you are...Sat Dec 12 1987 21:240
396.1160silver tones => gall stonesDELNI::CANTORDave C.Sat Dec 12 1987 23:150
396.1161gall stones -> y'all stoned?YAZOO::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsSun Dec 13 1987 02:151
    
396.1162y'all stoned? -> Everybody must get stoned.DELNI::CANTORDave C.Sun Dec 13 1987 02:250
396.1163everybody must get stoned->Bob Dilan?YAZOO::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsSun Dec 13 1987 07:192
   
396.1164Bob Dylan --> ThomasRDGE00::BOOTHDeliberately Eclectic CharacterMon Dec 14 1987 15:572
   

396.1165GLIVET::RECKARDJon Reckard 264-7710Mon Dec 14 1987 16:430
396.1166a Kempis -> UniversityDSSDEV::STONERoyMon Dec 14 1987 17:528
    
    
    
    Re: 1158
    
    Ahem...I beg your pardon.
    
    Please explain:  deadheads -> touch of gray
396.1167University --> PressINK::KALLISMars &amp; Earth = worlds of one syllableMon Dec 14 1987 18:032
    
    An obscure publishing house
396.1168Press --> to PlaySTAR::HUBERMarvin's Magical Mysery TourMon Dec 14 1987 18:194
    Re .1165
    	Deadheads is the common name for those who follow the group
    The Greatful Dead, and their most recent "hit" is Touch Of Gray.
    
396.1169 to Play --> foreplay ESDV02::SOBOTSteve Sobot, ESDC-IIMon Dec 14 1987 18:473
    
    ...I was going to do  "to Play" --> "wlig" ,  but I thought that
    was being a bit TOO clever :-)
396.1170foreplay -> aftplayGNUVAX::BOBBITTa collie down isnt a collie beatenMon Dec 14 1987 19:423
    they don't call him the "first mate" fer nuthin...
    
    
396.1171aftplay -> aft gang aglaySUPER::KENAHVirgins with rifles...Mon Dec 14 1987 20:260
396.1172aft gang aglay --> plansINK::KALLISRemember how ephemeral is Earth.Mon Dec 14 1987 20:352
    
    Poor, timorous, cowerin' beastie!
396.1173aft gang aglay --> Of Mice and MenMLNOIS::HARBIGMon Dec 14 1987 20:361
    
396.1174Of Mice & Men --> Tell me about the rabbit, georgeHOMSIC::DUDEKCall me Dr. BrevityMon Dec 14 1987 20:521
    
396.1175Tell me about the rabbit, George --> Rag, Tag and BobtailFOOT::BOOTHDeliberately Eclectic CharacterMon Dec 14 1987 21:182
    

396.1176Rag, Tag and Bobtail --> RabbitSTUBBI::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsMon Dec 14 1987 21:332
    
    as in Flopsey, Mopsey, Cottontail and Peter
396.1177rabbit --> playboySTAR::HUBERMarvin's Magical Mysery TourTue Dec 15 1987 17:031
    
396.1178playboy --> of the Western WorldMLNOIS::HARBIGTue Dec 15 1987 17:111
               Synge.
396.1179of the Western World --> John WayneERASER::KALLISRemember how ephemeral is Earth.Tue Dec 15 1987 18:142
    
    as in _Stagecoach_, _She Wore a Yellow Ribbon_, _True Grit, ...
396.1180John Wayne -> The DukeSTUBBI::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsTue Dec 15 1987 18:151
    
396.1181The Duke --> of EarlMLNOIS::HARBIGTue Dec 15 1987 18:203
        I think it was the title of an otherwise eminently
        forgettable rock tune ......eons ago.
                              
396.1182(of) Earl --> y birdRDGE00::BOOTHDeliberately Eclectic CharacterTue Dec 15 1987 19:211
396.1183y bird > T-birdGNUVAX::BOBBITTa collie down isnt a collie beatenTue Dec 15 1987 19:401
    
396.1184T-Bird -> FingerISTG::WARDENA Play For TodayTue Dec 15 1987 19:434

T-Bird -> Flip The Bird -> Finger
    

396.1185finger --> lickin' goodSAHQ::LILLYACTor in AtlantaTue Dec 15 1987 19:511
    
396.1186Finger => fair copHEART::KNOWLESThe Bells made me deaf. That or Haig.Tue Dec 15 1987 19:531
    
396.1187fair cop -> for a picCHIC::PETERSE Unibus PlurumTue Dec 15 1987 20:140
396.1188(finger) lickin' good + for a pic -> picnicGNUVAX::BOBBITTa collie down isnt a collie beatenTue Dec 15 1987 22:501
    
396.1189picnic --> pastureTERZA::ZANEBack to the Future...Tue Dec 15 1987 22:560
396.1190pasture --> cowSTAR::HUBERMarvin's Magical Mysery TourTue Dec 15 1987 23:121
    
396.1191cow --> abunga!ERASER::KALLISPuppeteers have real pull.Tue Dec 15 1987 23:442
    
    relating to "hang ten," etc. ...
396.1192cow->abunga->surf's up!STUBBI::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsWed Dec 16 1987 00:391
    
396.1193surf's up! --> "Woodie"AKOV11::BOYAJIANThe Dread Pirate RobertsWed Dec 16 1987 11:253
    Anyone remember those?
    
    --- jerry
396.1194Woodie --> ManhattanRDGE00::BOOTHDeliberately Eclectic CharacterWed Dec 16 1987 16:221
        As in "Allen"
396.1195 Manhattan --> Transfer ESDV02::SOBOTSteve Sobot, ESDC-IIWed Dec 16 1987 16:242
    
    ...obvious, perhaps, but I'm a fan !
396.1196Manhattan --> StuyvesantMLNOIS::HARBIGWed Dec 16 1987 16:251
    As in 'the man who bought M........'
396.1197transfer/stuyvesant -> NewsagentCLARID::PETERSE Unibus PlurumWed Dec 16 1987 16:282

stamps and cigarettes
396.1198Transfer --> Two stepsMLNOIS::HARBIGWed Dec 16 1987 16:291
    Manhattan Transfer --> Dos Passos --> Twostep
396.1199INK::KALLISDid anybody lose a shoggoth?Wed Dec 16 1987 17:147
    
                           -<newsagent ----|
                                           |
                           -<two steps ----|
                                           |
                                           |----> propagandist>-
    
396.1200propagandist --> progoddistSTAR::HUBERMarvin's Magical Mysery TourWed Dec 16 1987 17:361
    
396.1201progoddist --> televangelistREGENT::EPSTEINBruce EpsteinWed Dec 16 1987 17:411
What's a 'progoddist'?  It's not in my AHD...
396.1202televangelist -> DONATE OR I'LL DIE!GNUVAX::BOBBITTa collie down isnt a collie beatenWed Dec 16 1987 19:243
    give until it hurts!
    
    
396.1203Donate or I'll die --> DarlingSCRUFF::CONLIFFEBetter living through softwareWed Dec 16 1987 19:476
as in    


Donate forsake me, oh my darling!!!!

396.1204Darling --> WendyERASER::KALLISAnybody lose a shoggoth?Wed Dec 16 1987 19:552
    
    As the heroine of Peter Pan
396.1205Wendy --> ButterfliesRDGE00::BOOTHDeliberately Eclectic CharacterWed Dec 16 1987 19:592
        Wendy Craig
396.1206Butterflies --> flutter byMLNOIS::HARBIGWed Dec 16 1987 20:141
    
396.1207flutter by --> batERASER::KALLISAnybody lose a shoggoth?Wed Dec 16 1987 20:204
    Re .1206:
    
    The original name of "butterfly" was "flutterby"; generations distorted
    it.
396.1208bat --> belfryMLNOIS::HARBIGWed Dec 16 1987 20:341
    
396.1209belfry -> hunchbackSTUBBI::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsWed Dec 16 1987 20:361
    
396.1210Hunchback --> Ronald ReaganHOMSIC::DUDEKCall me Dr. BrevityWed Dec 16 1987 21:081
    hunchback --> Notre Dame --> the Gipper
396.1211Ronald Reagan --> Four more years!!!ZFC::DERAMOHave you seen seventeen yellow pigs?Wed Dec 16 1987 21:130
396.1212Four more years!!! --> leap yearTERZA::ZANEBack to the Future...Wed Dec 16 1987 21:382

    What's a shoggoth?
396.1213leap year --> look before you leapSTAR::HUBERMarvin's Magical Mysery TourWed Dec 16 1987 22:081
    Re .1201 A proGODdist is the opposite of a proPAGANdist.
396.1214look before you leap -> clicheGNUVAX::BOBBITTa collie down isnt a collie beatenWed Dec 16 1987 22:331
    
396.1215cliche --> maximINK::KALLISAnybody lose a shoggoth?Wed Dec 16 1987 23:476
    
    Re .1212:
    
    A shoggoth is a rather nasty, semi-amorphous critter described vaguely
    in H. P. Lovecraft's "At the Mountains of Madness."  They tend not
    to be housebroken, among other things.
396.1216maxim --> Folger'sHOMSIC::DUDEKCall me Dr. BrevityWed Dec 16 1987 23:571
    Coffee, that is
396.1217Folger's -> HolgerSTUBBI::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsThu Dec 17 1987 01:061
    the dane
396.1218Holger -> horsesLEZAH::BOBBITTa collie down isnt a collie beatenThu Dec 17 1987 06:252
    as in "whoa...holdyer horses"
    
396.1219horses -> pony loveSTUBBI::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsThu Dec 17 1987 08:504
    
    horses->warm, stable, loveable, smooth, friendly, big,
    missing them...(from a person who had to give away her ponys)
    sigh
396.1220pony love -> pool envyCLARID::PETERSE Unibus PlurumThu Dec 17 1987 12:000
396.1221pool envy --> eight ballAKOV11::BOYAJIANThe Dread Pirate RobertsThu Dec 17 1987 13:201
    
396.1222Eight ball --> De LuxeVISA::BIJAOUITomorrow Never KnowsThu Dec 17 1987 14:321
    By Bally.
396.1223De Luxe --> Dom PerignonMLNOIS::HARBIGThu Dec 17 1987 15:121
    
396.1224Dom Perignon --> MethuselahRDGE00::BOOTHDeliberately Eclectic CharacterThu Dec 17 1987 15:382
    

396.1225Methuselah --> RheumatismERASER::KALLISHas anybody lost a shoggoth?Thu Dec 17 1987 19:225
    Re De Luxe:
    
    To motion picture types, that'd be:
    
                        -<De Luxe --> Color by >-
396.1226Methuselah -> Ronald ReaganLEZAH::BOBBITTa collie down isnt a collie beatenThu Dec 17 1987 22:031
    
396.1227Ronald Reagan-->BonzoSAHQ::LILLYACTor in AtlantaThu Dec 17 1987 22:395
    
    
    
    
    as in bedtime for...
396.1228rheumatism & Bonzo --> laboratory animalsSTAR::HUBERMarvin's Magical Mysery TourThu Dec 17 1987 22:521
    
396.1229laboratory animals --> grad studentsINK::KALLISHas anybody lost a shoggoth?Thu Dec 17 1987 23:011
    
396.1230grad students --> guinea pigsTERZA::ZANEBack to the Future...Fri Dec 18 1987 01:010
396.1231FOOT::BOOTHDeliberately Eclectic CharacterFri Dec 18 1987 01:292

396.1232DSSDEV::STONERoyFri Dec 18 1987 02:011
396.1233Funny Money --> Paper ``Currency''ZFC::DERAMOSeventeen is the most random numberFri Dec 18 1987 03:320
396.1234Paper "currency" -Christmas wrapping paperYAZOO::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsFri Dec 18 1987 04:191
    
396.1235Christmas (wrapping paper) -> humbugBISTRO::WATSONle blues - pourquoi singulier?Fri Dec 18 1987 16:564
    But really - merry christmas -> cheer -> crowd -> football
    -> word association
    
    	Andrew.
396.1236humbug => gobstopperHEART::KNOWLESThe Bells made me deaf. That or Haig.Fri Dec 18 1987 16:571
    
396.1237gobstopper --> glass elevatorSTAR::HUBERMarvin's Magical Mysery TourFri Dec 18 1987 17:360
396.1238glass elevator --> plastic escalatorERASER::KALLISHas anybody lost a shoggoth?Fri Dec 18 1987 17:582
    
    They're making _everything_ out of it, these days....
396.1239plastic escalator -> credit card -> inflation!DSSDEV::STONERoyFri Dec 18 1987 18:082
      
    
396.1240credit card -> inflation -> fly now, pay laterGNUVAX::BOBBITTeasy as nailing jello to a tree...Fri Dec 18 1987 19:311
    
396.1241fly now, pay later => fly-paperHEART::KNOWLESThe Bells made me deaf. That or Haig.Fri Dec 18 1987 21:451
    
396.1242fly-paper --> air castlesTERZA::ZANEBack to the Future...Fri Dec 18 1987 21:510
396.1243air castles -> spiresGNUVAX::BOBBITTeasy as nailing jello to a tree...Fri Dec 18 1987 22:151
    
396.1244spires --> spiesSTAR::HUBERMarvin's Magical Mysery TourFri Dec 18 1987 22:200
396.1245spies --> codesINK::KALLISHas anybody lost a shoggoth?Fri Dec 18 1987 22:381
    
396.1246codes -> ciphersGNUVAX::BOBBITTeasy as nailing jello to a tree...Sat Dec 19 1987 00:482
    or codes -> computers
    (I have a code in my node)
396.1247ciphers -> applesZYMRGY::LAMBERTPsst.. Hey buddy, wanna buy a BMW?Sat Dec 19 1987 01:168

... as in "apple ciphers" :-)

(that is, "ciphers" == "ciders" - I know, I know...  It's been a long Friday.)

(Will it ever stop?  :-)

P.S. .-1,  Love your personal name!
396.1248apples --> MicroVAX 2000sINK::KALLISHas anybody lost a shoggoth?Sat Dec 19 1987 01:222
    Well, we might as well keep the desktops in the family, shouldn't
    we?
396.1249MicroVAX 2000 --> 2001: A Space OdditySTAR::HUBERMarvin's Magical Mysery TourSat Dec 19 1987 01:471
    
396.1250 2001: A Space Oddity -> Throw outDECSIM::HEILMANGoing to be a dental floss tycoonSat Dec 19 1987 02:164
    The only line I remember from the MAD spoof: In space you can't
    throw up, you can only throw out". (or something like that)
    
    PS, yes another vote of appreciation for Steve Kallis's new personal name
396.1251throw out --> shoulderAKOV11::BOYAJIANThe Dread Pirate RobertsSat Dec 19 1987 12:273
    As in "I threw out my shoulder".
    
    --- jerry
396.1252shoulder --> doorME::TRUMPLERPining for the fnordsSun Dec 20 1987 00:392
    As in "I shoulder the door".
396.1253door -> AimieCHIC::PETERSE Unibus PlurumSun Dec 20 1987 01:352

With apologies to the Tonic Sofa.
396.1254Aimie -> ToothpastieLEZAH::BOBBITTeasy as nailing jello to a tree...Sun Dec 20 1987 09:371
    
396.1255Toothpastie --> GumdropsTERZA::ZANEBack to the Future...Sun Dec 20 1987 10:360
396.1256gumdrops --> gingerbreadhousesYAZOO::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsSun Dec 20 1987 19:021
    
396.1257gingerbreadhouses -> Hansel and GretelDECSIM::HEILMANGonna be a dental floss tycoonMon Dec 21 1987 04:441
    
396.1258Hansel and Gretel -> GrimmBISTRO::WATSONWatch out! You might get what you're afterMon Dec 21 1987 14:401
    
396.1259Grimm --> baleful brothers ?MLNOIS::HARBIGMon Dec 21 1987 16:191
    
396.1260baleful brothers --> Twisted Sister(s)REGENT::EPSTEINBruce EpsteinMon Dec 21 1987 17:280
396.1261Twisted Sister --> GoreME::TRUMPLERPining for the fnordsMon Dec 21 1987 17:441
    as in Tipper...
396.1262Gore -> MatadorDSSDEV::STONERoyMon Dec 21 1987 18:102
     
    
396.1263Gore -> ZappaDECSIM::HEILMANGonna be a dental floss tycoonMon Dec 21 1987 18:141
    Another participant at the PMRC hearings
396.1264Zappa --> hoeMLNOIS::HARBIGMon Dec 21 1987 18:211
    That's what it means in Italian.
396.1265hoe --> ArappaAYOV27::ISMITHLiving with a swiss cheese and rented childrenMon Dec 21 1987 18:431
    
396.1266Arappa --> A knockaERASER::KALLISHas anybody lost a shoggoth?Mon Dec 21 1987 19:054
    I would've made it  -<Grimm --> Death>-
    
    Anybody who can't see the connection hasn't read the Grimm Bro's
    fairy tales.  How apt the name.
396.1267A knocka --> assymetricalMLNOIS::HARBIGMon Dec 21 1987 19:361
          They usually come in pairs :-)
396.1268assymetrical -> lacking equilibriumLEZAH::BOBBITTeasy as nailing jello to a tree...Mon Dec 21 1987 20:131
    
396.1269lacking equilibrium --> sh!t-faced drunkREGENT::EPSTEINBruce EpsteinMon Dec 21 1987 20:160
396.1270Sh*t-faced drunk -> merryCALIFE::PETERSE Unibus PlurumMon Dec 21 1987 20:202
Pray, temper your exuberance with a modicum of restraint!
396.1271(God rest ye) merry -> GentlemenFYRCAT::NOBLEMon Dec 21 1987 20:342
    
    
396.1272Gentlemen --> Start Your EnginesERASER::KALLISHas anybody lost a shoggoth?Mon Dec 21 1987 20:372
    
    Vroom!
396.1273Start Your Engines --> Take a cold shower38464::DERAMOreply/noedit nl: ! Then enter titleTue Dec 22 1987 03:280
396.1274take a cold shower -> kids home from school!YAZOO::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsTue Dec 22 1987 07:152
    
    as I have learned from experience
396.1275kids home from school --> ChristmasAYOV27::ISMITHRecursion (n.): See RECURSION.Tue Dec 22 1987 11:341
    
396.1276Christmas --> politicianMLNOIS::HARBIGTue Dec 22 1987 11:543
          Christmas-->cracker-->barrel-->politician.
    
          Gloom....Gloom....Gloom :-) 
396.1277politician --> liar42770::BOOTHDeliberately Eclectic CharacterTue Dec 22 1987 13:222

        Or have we had that before ?
396.1278liar -> repetition52393::PETERSE Unibus PlurumTue Dec 22 1987 13:423
Yes, you entered it as 396.868, and the reply that time was strings.    

396.1279repetition-->loopMLNOIS::HARBIGTue Dec 22 1987 13:571
    
396.1280loop <-- loopAYOV18::ISMITHRecursion (n.): See RECURSION.Tue Dec 22 1987 14:131
    
396.1281(loop <--loop) --> aerial acrobaticsMLNOIS::HARBIGTue Dec 22 1987 14:491
    
396.1282aerial acrobatics --> ImmelmannAKOV11::BOYAJIANThe Dread Pirate RobertsTue Dec 22 1987 16:071
    --- jerry
396.1283Immelman --> turnMLNOIS::HARBIGTue Dec 22 1987 17:121
    I think he was famous for his.
396.1284turn => <ctrl/z>HEART::KNOWLESThe Bells made me deaf. That or Haig.Tue Dec 22 1987 17:181
    
396.1285<cntl/z> --> KAOS/zREGENT::EPSTEINBruce EpsteinTue Dec 22 1987 17:371
Anyone remember _Get Smart_?
396.1286KOAS/z -> Ask OzCLARID::PETERSE Unibus PlurumTue Dec 22 1987 17:440
396.1287ask oz-->ask harriettSAHQ::LILLYACTor in AtlantaTue Dec 22 1987 17:567
    
    
    
    
    50's TV
    
396.1288ask Harriet --> go ask AliceERASER::KALLISHas anybody lost a shoggoth?Tue Dec 22 1987 18:0718
    Re .1287:
    
    >50's TV
    
    40's radio
    
    Nostalgia alert:  _The Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet was well
    established in the 1940s; they were originally sponsored by 1847
    Rogers Silverplate (a silverware company) and their home's address
    (in an unspecified community) was 1847 Rogers Road. (Talk about
    subtlety. )
    
    
    Re: loop:
    
    I'd have been tempted to make it:
    
                         -<loop --> Chicago>-
396.1289go ask Alice -> 3/5's of a mile in 10 secondsDECSIM::HEILMANGonna be a dental floss tycoonTue Dec 22 1987 18:241
    Courtesy of Surrealistic Pillow, one of my top ten albums
396.12903/5 mile in ten seconds --> 216 mphFOOT::BOOTHDeliberately Eclectic CharacterTue Dec 22 1987 18:360
396.1291go ask Alice -> go to Helen Hunt for it!DSSDEV::STONERoyTue Dec 22 1987 18:402
    
    
396.1292go to Helen Hunt for it --> snowballMLNOIS::HARBIGTue Dec 22 1987 18:471
    Not much chance!
396.1293ERASER::KALLISHas anybody lost a shoggoth?Tue Dec 22 1987 18:4810
    
    
                     -< 216 mph ----|
                                    |
                                    |
                                    |
       -<go to Helen Hunt for it! --|
                                    |
                                    |
                                     ---> Hunt fast!>-
396.1294Hunt fast --> grepAYOV18::ISMITHRecursion (n.): See RECURSION.Tue Dec 22 1987 18:581
    
396.1295Hunt fast/snowball --> warm winterHOMSIC::DUDEKCall me Dr. BrevityTue Dec 22 1987 19:051
    
396.1296ERASER::KALLISHas anybody lost a shoggoth?Tue Dec 22 1987 19:399
              -<Grep ---|
                        |
                        |
                        |
       -< warm winter --|
                        |
                        |
                        ---> grippe>-
    
396.1297grippe --> chimneyMLNOIS::HARBIGTue Dec 22 1987 20:081
    grippe -> flu -> flue -> chimney
396.1298chimney --> up in smokeTERZA::ZANEBack to the Future...Tue Dec 22 1987 20:440
396.1299up in smoke --> ephemeralMLNOIS::HARBIGTue Dec 22 1987 21:041
    
396.1300ephemeral --> hemorrhoidHOMSIC::DUDEKCall me Dr. BrevityTue Dec 22 1987 21:231
    
396.1301hemorrhoid --> TV adsERASER::KALLISHas anybody lost a shoggoth?Tue Dec 22 1987 21:301
    
396.1302TV ads --> organic fertilizerZFC::DERAMOFrustrated personal name composerTue Dec 22 1987 21:520
396.1303organic fertilizer --> manureFOOT::BOOTHDeliberately Eclectic CharacterTue Dec 22 1987 22:282

I refused to put sh*t :-)
396.1304The Horse <- manureDSSDEV::STONERoyTue Dec 22 1987 22:583
    She was known by the equestrian.
    
    
396.1305The Horse -> 's mouthYAZOO::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsWed Dec 23 1987 00:082
    
    or I could have done ponys again
396.1306's mouth --> 'sblood!ERASER::KALLISHas anybody lost a shoggoth?Wed Dec 23 1987 00:362
    
    Marry, sir!  And forsooth!
396.1307'sblood -> 'struthHARDY::KENAHIn gentle pursuit...Wed Dec 23 1987 01:020
396.1308('s) truth -> (s)tablesDECSIM::HEILMANGonna be a dental floss tycoonWed Dec 23 1987 01:112

        Must be where logic designers keep their horses :-)
396.1309(s)tables -> log tablesYAZOO::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsWed Dec 23 1987 02:201
    
396.1310log tables --> taigaTERZA::ZANEBack to the Future...Wed Dec 23 1987 08:003
                 log tables --> forested flatlands --> taiga

396.1311taiga -> tundraYAZOO::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsWed Dec 23 1987 09:322
    
    one of the ecological vegetation zones
396.1312tundra --> tapiocaAKOV11::BOYAJIANThe Dread Pirate RobertsWed Dec 23 1987 10:394
    
    Anyone remember the song "Tapioca Tundra" by the Monkees?
    
    --- jerry
396.1313tapioca -> PerestroikaCLARID::PETERSE Unibus PlurumWed Dec 23 1987 11:410
396.1314Perestroika --> hairy coatAYOV27::ISMITHRecursion (n.): See RECURSION.Wed Dec 23 1987 12:5210
        
    	-< Perestroika --> Afghanistan --> hairy coat >-
    
    
    
    I was just thinking about replys like this one. Should we allow
    ourselves to put in what are in effect several replies at once,
    or should we exercise restraint, and allow at least one other noter
    to reply before continuing?
396.1315hairy coat --> fur ballsRTOEU2::JPHIPPSCan you feel it , Luke ?Wed Dec 23 1987 13:481
    
396.1316fur balls --> rugby ballsFOOT::BOOTHDeliberately Eclectic CharacterWed Dec 23 1987 15:070
396.1317rugby balls --> tennis dancesAYOV18::ISMITHRecursion (n.): See RECURSION.Wed Dec 23 1987 15:371
    
396.1318tennis dances --> steeplechasing jumpsMLNOIS::HARBIGWed Dec 23 1987 16:071
    
396.1319steeplechasing jumps --> foxhunting sucksRTOEU2::JPHIPPSCan you feel it , Luke ?Wed Dec 23 1987 16:341
    
396.1320foxhunting sucks => Glacier MintsHEART::KNOWLESThe Bells made me deaf. That or Haig.Wed Dec 23 1987 17:081
    
396.1321Glacier mints -> Cold Hard CashDSSDEV::STONERoyWed Dec 23 1987 17:5511
    
    
    
    Re: < Note 396.1316 by FOOT::BOOTH "Deliberately Eclectic Character" >
                         -< fur balls --> rugby balls >-

    
    Reminds me of the bumper sticker which proclaimed:
    
    "You have to have leather balls to play rugby."
    
396.1322Glacier Mints --> Denver MintINK::KALLISHas anybody lost a shoggoth?Wed Dec 23 1987 17:573
    re Multiple answers:
    
    Yes, we should show restraint.
396.1323Denver Mint -> Colorado candyYAZOO::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsWed Dec 23 1987 19:221
    
396.1324Colorado candy --> Rocky Mountain oystersAKOV11::BOYAJIANThe Dread Pirate RobertsWed Dec 23 1987 19:231
    --- jerry
396.1325Rocky Mountain oysters --> Miami DolphinsRTOEU2::JPHIPPSCan you feel it , Luke ?Wed Dec 23 1987 19:413
    
    John J
    
396.1326Miami Dolphins --> Sea WorldINK::KALLISHas anybody lost a shoggoth?Wed Dec 23 1987 19:531
    
396.1327Sea World -> OrcasYAZOO::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsWed Dec 23 1987 20:331
    
396.1328Orcas --> Nuke the Whales!ZFC::DERAMOFrustrated personal name composerWed Dec 23 1987 21:190
396.1329Nuke the Whales --> Wales is a Nuclear Free ZoneFOOT::BOOTHDeliberately Eclectic CharacterWed Dec 23 1987 21:241
396.1330...Nuclear...Zone -> MX - when you care enough to send the veryLEZAH::BOBBITTeasy as nailing jello to a tree...Wed Dec 23 1987 22:121
    
396.1331MX --> RxSAHQ::LILLYACTor in AtlantaWed Dec 23 1987 22:264
    
    
    Pretty strong medicine
    
396.1332Rx --> MedicERASER::KALLISHas anybody lost a shoggoth?Wed Dec 23 1987 22:326
    
    Puhleez!
    
    Don't say that old Richard Boone show, before he discovered Paladin.... 
    
396.1333Rx -> complexYAZOO::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsWed Dec 23 1987 22:342
    
    as in Oedipus Rex
396.1334Medic, Complex --> Ben CaseyHOMSIC::DUDEKCall me Dr. BrevityWed Dec 23 1987 22:484
    RE Multiple answers:
    
    I think they represent intuitive leaps.  They may be more fun if
    they're not fully explained :^)
396.1335(Ben) Casey--> MudvilleSAHQ::LILLYACTor in AtlantaThu Dec 24 1987 00:131
    
396.1336Mudville --> Peyton PlaceERASER::KALLISHas anybody lost a shoggoth?Thu Dec 24 1987 00:301
    
396.1337Peyton Place --> Mia FarrowREGENT::EPSTEINBruce EpsteinThu Dec 24 1987 01:131
    
396.1338Mia Farrow --> bone marrowZFC::DERAMOWell, it rhymed!Thu Dec 24 1987 02:170
396.1339bone marrow -> ChernobylLOV::LASHERWorking...Thu Dec 24 1987 03:260
396.1340Chernobyl => meltdown!YAZOO::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsThu Dec 24 1987 06:151
    
396.1341meltdown! --> grilled cheeseTERZA::ZANEBack to the Future...Thu Dec 24 1987 06:460
396.1342grilled cheese --> Welsh rarebitFOOT::BOOTHDeliberately Eclectic CharacterThu Dec 24 1987 15:520
396.1343Welsh rarebit -> Gentlemen's relish!CLARID::PETERSE Unibus PlurumThu Dec 24 1987 16:180
396.1344Gentlemern('s) relish --> redheadsERASER::KALLISHas anybody lost a shoggoth?Thu Dec 24 1987 18:273
    As in...
    
    "Gentlemen prefer blondes."
396.1345readheads -> woodpeckersYAZOO::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsThu Dec 24 1987 18:421
    
396.1346woodpeckers => ciderHEART::KNOWLESThe Bells made me deaf. That or Haig.Thu Dec 24 1987 19:421
    
396.1347cider --> Hallowe'enINK::KALLISHas anybody lost a shoggoth?Thu Dec 24 1987 20:071
    
396.1348Hallowe'en --> lions & tigers & bearsZFC::DERAMODaniel V. D'EramoThu Dec 24 1987 21:220
396.1349lions & tigers & bears --> three-ringed circusTERZA::ZANEBack to the Future...Thu Dec 24 1987 21:450
396.1350three-ringed circus --> Ballentine blastERASER::KALLISHas anybody lost a shoggoth?Thu Dec 24 1987 23:239
    Gee!  For   -<lions & tigers & bears -->
    
    I'd have had either
    
    --> oh, my!>-
    
    or
    
    --> football teams>-
396.1351Ballentine blast --> 10-minute headREGENT::EPSTEINBruce EpsteinThu Dec 24 1987 23:456

    Yes, I know, that was Rheingold's old advertising slogan, but all
    those cheap NY beers tasted the same.
    
    BTW, there is no 'tigers' football team, only 'Bengals'.  So, I
    would have done <lions & tigers & bears --> 2 Detroits and a Chicago>.
396.135210-minute head --> 5-minute footHOMSIC::DUDEKCall me Dr. BrevityThu Dec 24 1987 23:511
    
396.13535-minute foot --> 4-minute mileREGENT::EPSTEINBruce EpsteinThu Dec 24 1987 23:591
    
396.13544-minute mile --> 3-minute eggZFC::DERAMODaniel V. D'EramoFri Dec 25 1987 19:110
396.13553 minute egg --> 2 minute warningNAC::CANTORDave C.Fri Dec 25 1987 22:350
396.13562 minute warning -> systems shut downYAZOO::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsSat Dec 26 1987 01:181
    
396.1357systems shut down -- > go homeTERZA::ZANEBack to the Future...Sun Dec 27 1987 09:480
396.1358go home --> we don't want to play with youZFC::DERAMODaniel V. D'EramoSun Dec 27 1987 18:340
396.1359we don't want to play with you -> ugly ducklingBISTRO::WATSONWatch out! You might get what you're afterMon Dec 28 1987 16:081
    
396.1360ugly duckling --> grotesque goslingMLNOIS::HARBIGMon Dec 28 1987 16:301
    
396.1361grotesque gosling --> horrible gooseERASER::KALLISHas anybody lost a shoggoth?Mon Dec 28 1987 16:532
    
    Well, if it's an inch off center ... :-)
396.1362horrible goose --> terrible turkeyREGENT::EPSTEINBruce EpsteinMon Dec 28 1987 17:240
396.1363terrible turkey --> sick at Christmas timeME::TRUMPLERPining for the fnordsMon Dec 28 1987 17:432
    
    Hope no one was...
396.1364sick at Christmas --> No wellMLNOIS::HARBIGMon Dec 28 1987 18:031
    I know the pun is ghastly but I couldn't resist it.
396.1365No well --> have to get water from the streamSTAR::HUBERMarvin's Magical Mysery TourMon Dec 28 1987 18:371
    
396.1366have to get water from the stream -> cold&wet!YAZOO::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsMon Dec 28 1987 18:521
    
396.1367cold&wet! --> and refreshing, tooZFC::DERAMODaniel V. D'EramoMon Dec 28 1987 19:130
396.1368cold&wet -> and refreshing, too --> dog's noseMLNOIS::HARBIGMon Dec 28 1987 19:222
    A "dog's nose" in Victorian London was a glass of beer with
    a measure of gin poured into it! Uggh!  
396.1369dog's nose -> healthy dogYAZOO::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsMon Dec 28 1987 20:052
    
    a cold wet dog's nose is a sign of a healthy dog
396.1370healthy dog --> deathly hogMLNOIS::HARBIGMon Dec 28 1987 20:131
    Probably the after effects of copious Christmas libations.
396.1371deathly hog --> dangerous motorcycleERASER::KALLISHas anybody lost a shoggoth?Mon Dec 28 1987 20:511
    
396.1372dangerous motorcycle --> Evel KneivelREGENT::EPSTEINBruce EpsteinMon Dec 28 1987 20:560
396.1373evel kneivel-->broken bonesSAHQ::LILLYACTor in AtlantaMon Dec 28 1987 22:281
    
396.1374broken bones -> emergency roomYAZOO::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsMon Dec 28 1987 22:411
    
396.1375emergency room --> emerging unscathedSTAR::HUBERMarvin's Magical Mysery TourMon Dec 28 1987 23:421
    
396.1376emerging uscathed --> fireproofME::TRUMPLERPining for the fnordsTue Dec 29 1987 00:173
    
    --> home safe --> 
    
396.1377fireproof --> asbestosREGENT::EPSTEINBruce EpsteinTue Dec 29 1987 00:340
396.1378asbestos --> breathe the fresh air!ZFC::DERAMODaniel V. D'EramoTue Dec 29 1987 01:460
396.1379fresh air -> quicksilver messenger serviceDECSIM::HEILMANGonna be a dental floss tycoonTue Dec 29 1987 01:491
    Have another hit...
396.1380quicksilver ms serv -> mercury thermometerYAZOO::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsTue Dec 29 1987 05:591
   
396.1381mercury thermometer --> Hot HermesTERZA::ZANEBack to the Future...Tue Dec 29 1987 09:290
396.1382Hot Hermes --> Cold AphroditeERASER::KALLISHas anybody lost a shoggoth?Tue Dec 29 1987 20:414
    
    As in the saying, "Cold hands, warm heart."
    
    Or is that "Cold nose, healthy puppy."?
396.1383Cold Aphrodite --> Venus RisingREGENT::EPSTEINBruce EpsteinTue Dec 29 1987 20:450
396.1384Venus Rising --> falling starSTAR::HUBERMarvin's Magical Mysery TourTue Dec 29 1987 20:480
396.1385falling star -> make a wishYAZOO::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsTue Dec 29 1987 21:061
    
396.1386falling star --> astral descendanceMLNOIS::HARBIGTue Dec 29 1987 21:081
    
396.1387make a wish --> bone pullingRTOEU2::JPHIPPSCan you feel it , Luke ?Tue Dec 29 1987 21:101
    
396.1388bone pulling -> osteopathMLNOIS::HARBIGTue Dec 29 1987 21:321
    
396.1389osteopath --> osteocranialZFC::DERAMODaniel V. D'EramoTue Dec 29 1987 21:450
396.1390osteopath --> Gadzooks !MLNOIS::HARBIGTue Dec 29 1987 21:483
    osteopath --> poets oath --> Gadzooks!
    
     An a Guid N'erday tae yuz awl !
396.1391osteocranial --> HitlerRTOEU2::JPHIPPSCan you feel it , Luke ?Tue Dec 29 1987 21:532
    oesteocranial - Austrian Criminal - Hitler
    
396.1392Gadzooks! --> GodzillaSTAR::HUBERMarvin's Magical Mysery TourTue Dec 29 1987 21:541
    
396.1393Gadzooks ! -> Holy Homonyms, Batman !PLDVAX::ZARLENGAJudge Wapner is the antichristTue Dec 29 1987 21:540
396.1394Holy Homonyms , Batman --> Christopher , RobinRTOEU2::JPHIPPSCan you feel it , Luke ?Tue Dec 29 1987 21:577
    
    This is terrible .
    Which word association-football do you pick when ther's more than
    one for the same word association football
    
    John J
    
396.1395STAR::HUBERMarvin's Magical Mysery TourTue Dec 29 1987 22:0010
    astral descendance ---\
    			  |
    Hitler ---------------|
    			  |
    Godzilla -------------|
         		  |
    Christopher, Robin ---|
    			  |
    			  \-- Mutant WWII Spacebears Attack New York,
    			      Part IV
396.1396Muutant Spacebears --> Monsters of the MidwayHOMSIC::DUDEKCall me Dr. BrevityTue Dec 29 1987 22:401
    Huh?
396.1397monsters of the midway -> roller coastersYAZOO::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsTue Dec 29 1987 22:421
    
396.1398roller coasters --> skating drinksERASER::KALLISHas anybody lost a shoggoth?Tue Dec 29 1987 23:222
    
    If the coasters have rollers, the drinks will not stay put easily.
396.1399skating drinks --> spilled milkME::TRUMPLERPining for the fnordsTue Dec 29 1987 23:302
    
    If drinks insist on skating about, they will probably spill.
396.1400skating drinks --> pink elephantsTERZA::ZANEBack to the Future...Tue Dec 29 1987 23:314
     If my drinks are skating, then maybe I've had a little too much!


396.1401REGENT::EPSTEINBruce EpsteinTue Dec 29 1987 23:482
    If anyone can figure this one out, they're better than I am at
    deciphering my thoughts! 
396.1402Nestle's Quik --> hot chocolateSTAR::HUBERMarvin's Magical Mysery TourWed Dec 30 1987 00:561
    
396.1403hot chocolate -> warm fireSTUBBI::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsWed Dec 30 1987 02:101
    
396.1404warm fire -> vampire (or vampyre)DECSIM::HEILMANGonna be a dental floss tycoonWed Dec 30 1987 02:162

    looks sorta the same if you squint
396.1405vampire =---> vampHOMSIC::DUDEKCall me Dr. BrevityWed Dec 30 1987 02:211
    
396.1406vamp --> pianoZFC::DERAMODaniel V. D'EramoWed Dec 30 1987 02:440
396.1407piano -> softlyYAZOO::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsWed Dec 30 1987 02:512
    
    the meaning of the word in Italian
396.1408softly --> tread lightlyTERZA::ZANEBack to the Future...Wed Dec 30 1987 09:290
396.1409tread lightly -> Homemade wineCLARID::PETERSE Unibus PlurumWed Dec 30 1987 13:220
396.1410 Homemade wine --> crybaby ESDV02::SOBOTSteve Sobot, ESDC-IIWed Dec 30 1987 13:467
    
    re .1395		Beautifully recovered, STAR::HUBER !
    			I thought we would never make it out of that
    			dive !!
    
    re multiple answers:	Whatever turns you on ...
    				one at a time's enough for me ;-)
396.1411crybaby --> McEnroeRTOEU1::JPHIPPSCan you feel it , Luke ?Wed Dec 30 1987 15:056
    
    Another dive ?
    
    John J
    
396.1412McEnroe --> BicSTAR::HUBERMarvin's Magical Mysery TourWed Dec 30 1987 17:151
    
396.1413Bic --> DispensableRTOEU1::JPHIPPSCan you feel it , Luke ?Wed Dec 30 1987 17:397
    
    -< McEnroe --> Dispensable >-
    
    Works aswell
    
    John J
    
396.1414Bic-->flick SAHQ::LILLYACTor in AtlantaWed Dec 30 1987 17:506
    
                        
    
    
    As in "Flick my Bic"
    
396.1415dispensible, flick --> throwaway societyREGENT::EPSTEINBruce EpsteinWed Dec 30 1987 17:510
396.1416throwaway society --> planned obsolescenceME::TRUMPLERPining for the fnordsWed Dec 30 1987 17:540
396.1417planned obsolescence --> unplanned permananceINK::KALLISHas anybody lost a shoggoth?Wed Dec 30 1987 18:111
    
396.1418unplanned permanance --> unmanned applianceSTAR::HUBERMarvin's Magical Mysery TourWed Dec 30 1987 18:241
    
396.1419unmanned appliance --> unhand me pliersRTOEU1::JPHIPPSCan you feel it , Luke ?Wed Dec 30 1987 18:534
     ?
    
    John J
    
396.1420unhand me pliers -> home repair projectYAZOO::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsWed Dec 30 1987 19:202
    
    what are fnords?
396.1421unhand me pliers -> leggo my eggoPLDVAX::ZARLENGAJudge Wapner is the antichristWed Dec 30 1987 19:260
396.1422leggo my eggo -> pancake houseLEZAH::BOBBITTeasy as nailing jello to a tree...Wed Dec 30 1987 20:251
    lego my eggo?
396.1423pancake house, home repair project --> bad cookREGENT::EPSTEINBruce EpsteinWed Dec 30 1987 20:330
396.1424bad cook --> too many cooksSTAR::HUBERMarvin's Magical Mysery TourWed Dec 30 1987 20:401
    
396.1425too many cooks --> spoil the childZFC::DERAMODaniel V. D'EramoWed Dec 30 1987 21:260
396.1426spoil the child --> grandparentHOMSIC::DUDEKCall me Dr. BrevityWed Dec 30 1987 22:441
    
396.1427Grandparents --> photographsERASER::KALLISHas anybody lost a shoggoth?Wed Dec 30 1987 23:312
    
    As in "Let me show you pictures of our little ...."
396.1428photographs --> and memoriesREGENT::EPSTEINBruce EpsteinThu Dec 31 1987 00:101
Jim Croce
396.1429and memories --> of daze gone buyME::TRUMPLERPining for the fnordsThu Dec 31 1987 00:5819
    re .1420:
    
    I was wondering when someone fnord would ask about the fnord missing
    word in fnord my personal name...
    
    To clarify, a writer by the name of Robert Anton Wilson has written
    a number of books putting fnord forward what is in essence a conspiracy
    theory.  One way in which the people who really run the world control
    all us mindless idiots is fnord through training (at a very early age,
    of course) to have extreme fnord negative reactions to the word "<>"
    (well most of you can't see it, can you?).  The word is then fnord
    sprinkled throughout all print fnord media, to instill appropriate
    responses fnord to issues of interest.  A select fnord few have
    been able to break fnord this programming.  Wilson's books are usually
    found in the science fnord fiction section of bookstores.
    
    It has nothing whatsoever fnord to do with dead fnord parrots, however.
    
    >M
396.1430of daze gone buy --> buy-buy!TERZA::ZANEBack to the Future...Thu Dec 31 1987 01:110
396.1431buy-buy --> born to shopHOMSIC::DUDEKCall me Dr. BrevityThu Dec 31 1987 01:371
    
396.1432buy-buy! -> Filene's BasementDECSIM::HEILMANGonna be a dental floss tycoonThu Dec 31 1987 01:380
396.1433Filene's Basement --> Dollar DaysDELNI::CANTORDave C.Thu Dec 31 1987 06:370
396.1434dollar days -> scented nights!!!STUBBI::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsThu Dec 31 1987 07:571
    
396.1435scented (k)nights --> LauncelotGLIVET::RECKARDJon Reckard 264-7710Thu Dec 31 1987 17:050
396.1436Lancelot, born to shop --> womenME::TRUMPLERPining for the fnordsThu Dec 31 1987 17:310
396.1437women --> (won't touch this one with a 10-foot pole)REGENT::EPSTEINBruce EpsteinThu Dec 31 1987 17:370
396.1438(...10-foot pole) --> olympicsSTAR::HUBERMarvin's Magical Mysery TourThu Dec 31 1987 17:451
    
396.1439(won't touch this one with a 10-foot pole) -- copoutERASER::KALLISHas anybody lost a shoggoth?Thu Dec 31 1987 17:482
    
    Ahh, to have a 10-foot pole....
396.1440DELNI::PITARDErma's a cyko!!!Thu Dec 31 1987 18:425
    
    
    	I couldn't resist. :^)
    
    
396.1441robberin --> slobberingZFC::DERAMODaniel V. D'EramoThu Dec 31 1987 21:000
396.1442slobbering, olympics --> spitting contestREGENT::EPSTEINBruce EpsteinThu Dec 31 1987 22:180
396.1443spitting contest --> chewin' tobaccoSTAR::HUBERMarvin's Magical Mysery TourThu Dec 31 1987 22:411
    
396.1444chewin' tobacco --> baseball managersREGENT::EPSTEINBruce EpsteinFri Jan 01 1988 00:031
P.S. Happy New Year, all!
396.1445baseball managers --> Pete RoseZFC::DERAMODaniel V. D'EramoFri Jan 01 1988 01:590
396.1446Pete Rose --> Vin RoseDELNI::CANTORDave C.Sat Jan 02 1988 08:410
396.1447vin rose -> fruit of the vineYAZOO::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsSun Jan 03 1988 00:101
    
396.1448fruit of the vine --> fruit of the loomDELNI::CANTORDave C.Sun Jan 03 1988 04:140
396.1449fruit of the loom -> grapes of wrathPLDVAX::ZARLENGAJudge Wapner is the antichristMon Jan 04 1988 00:010
396.1450grapes of wrath --> seeds of temptationME::TRUMPLERPining for the fnordsMon Jan 04 1988 00:586
    I know, I should've done
    
    --> dustbowl
    or
    --> Steinbeck
    or something else equally obvious...
396.1451seeds of temptation --> Johnny AppleseedZFC::DERAMODaniel V. D'EramoMon Jan 04 1988 05:330
396.1452Johnny Appleseed -> John ChapmanYAZOO::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsMon Jan 04 1988 06:521
    
396.1453John Chapman --> Suzie "Chapstick"DELNI::CANTORDave C.Mon Jan 04 1988 07:400
396.1454Suzie Chapstick -> skiingPLDVAX::ZARLENGAJudge Wapner is the antichristMon Jan 04 1988 08:040
396.1455skiing --> grassingRTOEU1::JPHIPPSCan you feel it , Luke ?Mon Jan 04 1988 12:065
    
    There ain't no snow in Europe !
    
    John J
    
396.1456grassing --> informingMLNOIS::HARBIGMon Jan 04 1988 12:251
     A "grass" is U.K. slang for a police informer.
396.1457informing -> teachingYAZOO::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsMon Jan 04 1988 17:221
    
396.1458teaching --> I ChingME::TRUMPLERPining for the fnordsMon Jan 04 1988 17:560
396.1459I Ching --> You ChangREGENT::EPSTEINBruce EpsteinMon Jan 04 1988 18:150
396.1460You Chang -> Any cough?CLARID::PETERSE Unibus PlurumMon Jan 04 1988 18:340
396.1461any cough? --> any pulse?ERASER::KALLISHas anybody lost a shoggoth?Mon Jan 04 1988 18:474
    
    Could have had:
    
                  -<You Chang --> He, She, or It Chang>-
396.1462any pulse? -> DOAPLDVAX::ZARLENGAScott Baio is the antichristMon Jan 04 1988 18:550
396.1463DOA -> DWISTUBBI::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsMon Jan 04 1988 19:335
    
    
    yuch, let's make this more cheerful
    
    Bonnie
396.1464DWI --> No drinking while divingINK::KALLISHas anybody lost a shoggoth?Mon Jan 04 1988 19:482
    
    The end of a great spectator sport! :-D
396.1465No drinking while diving -> It adulerates liquor!MLNOIS::HARBIGMon Jan 04 1988 20:091
    
396.1466...drinking/diving...-> you shouldn't drink and bakeLEZAH::BOBBITTeasy as nailing jello to a tree...Mon Jan 04 1988 20:131
    a line from the terminator...
396.1467you shouldn't drink and bake --> Shake 'n BakeSTAR::HUBERMarvin's Magical Mysery TourMon Jan 04 1988 20:351
    
396.1468shake 'n bake --> rock 'n rollRTOEU1::JPHIPPSCan you feel it , Luke ?Mon Jan 04 1988 21:151
    
396.1469Shake 'n Bake --> Fake 'n QuakeTERZA::ZANEBack to the Future...Mon Jan 04 1988 21:350
396.1470GLIVET::RECKARDJon Reckard 264-7710Mon Jan 04 1988 21:437
   shake 'n bake  -->  rock 'n roll
                  -->  fake 'n quake
                                      -->  Duck, Dodge & Hyde

remember, you stooge fans?

Shake 'n Bake - the combined sequel to _Earthquake_ and _Towering Inferno_.
396.1471ME::TRUMPLERPining for the fnordsMon Jan 04 1988 21:500
396.1472STAR::HUBERMarvin's Magical Mysery TourMon Jan 04 1988 22:081
    
396.1473Interstellar Hyde & go Shriek --> star gamesHOMSIC::DUDEKCall me Dr. BrevityMon Jan 04 1988 22:291
    
396.1474star games --> Hollywood SquaresERASER::KALLISHas anybody lost a shoggoth?Mon Jan 04 1988 23:441
    
396.1475hollywood squares -> tic-tack-toeYAZOO::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsTue Jan 05 1988 00:311
    
396.1476tic-tack-toe --> boxME::TRUMPLERPining for the fnordsTue Jan 05 1988 01:032
    
    back to square one ... sorry
396.1477box --> pugREGENT::EPSTEINBruce EpsteinTue Jan 05 1988 01:100
396.1478pug --> pekineseHOMSIC::DUDEKCall me Dr. BrevityTue Jan 05 1988 01:451
    
396.1479pekinese -> peak-in-thoseYAZOO::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsTue Jan 05 1988 01:511
    
396.1480peek-in-those -> peeping tomPLDVAX::ZARLENGAThere is no antichristTue Jan 05 1988 06:070
396.1481peeping tom --> Lady GodivaMLNOIS::HARBIGTue Jan 05 1988 11:461
               The more interesting participant:-).
396.1482Lady Godiva --> StreakerRTOEU2::JPHIPPSCan you feel it , Luke ?Tue Jan 05 1988 14:181
    
396.1483streaker --> accelerated exposure ?MLNOIS::HARBIGTue Jan 05 1988 15:241
    
396.1484accelerated exposure->high wind chill factorYAZOO::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsTue Jan 05 1988 16:061
    
396.1485high wind chill factor -> revealed in shock horror probeCLARID::PETERSE Unibus PlurumTue Jan 05 1988 16:321
< Note 396.1484 by YAZOO::B_REINKE "where the sidewalk ends" >
396.1486ME::TRUMPLERPining for the fnordsTue Jan 05 1988 17:370
396.1487exposed in expose' --> tautologyMLNOIS::HARBIGTue Jan 05 1988 17:431
    
396.1488tautology --> slackologyERASER::KALLISHas anybody lost a shoggoth?Tue Jan 05 1988 18:262
    
    
396.1489slackology -> science of coal heapsCLARID::PETERSE Unibus PlurumTue Jan 05 1988 18:380
396.1491science of coal heaps --> black magicGLIVET::RECKARDJon Reckard 264-7710Tue Jan 05 1988 18:450
396.1492black magic --> milk trayRTOEU2::JPHIPPSCan you feel it , Luke ?Tue Jan 05 1988 19:081
    
396.1493milk tray -> cheese plateYAZOO::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsTue Jan 05 1988 19:091
    
396.1494cheese plate -> Orange BowlCLARID::PETERSE Unibus PlurumTue Jan 05 1988 19:172

Better Bonnie?
396.1495Orange bowl --> blowRTOEU2::JPHIPPSCan you feel it , Luke ?Tue Jan 05 1988 19:234
    orange - arrange ...........
    
    John J
    
396.1496blow --> hardINK::KALLISHas anybody lost a shoggoth?Tue Jan 05 1988 19:471
    
396.1497hard --> bawhtAYOV18::ISMITHRecursion (n.): See RECURSION.Tue Jan 05 1988 19:560
396.1498bawht --> soldRTOEU2::JPHIPPSCan you feel it , Luke ?Tue Jan 05 1988 20:521
    
396.1499sold --> auctioneerZFC::DERAMODaniel V. D'EramoTue Jan 05 1988 21:170
396.1500auctioneer -> engineerYAZOO::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsTue Jan 05 1988 21:403
    
    
    yes :-) , Bonnie
396.1501engineer --> finnagleINK::KALLISHas anybody lost a shoggoth?Tue Jan 05 1988 22:062
    
    well, often one does...
396.1502finnagle --> FinnaganHOMSIC::DUDEKCall me Dr. BrevityTue Jan 05 1988 22:131
    
396.1503Finnagan -> $HIBERDECSIM::HEILMANGonna be a dental floss tycoonWed Jan 06 1988 02:021
    
396.1504$HIBER -> $WAKEVISA::BLAKEEnjoy TODAYWed Jan 06 1988 02:441
    
396.1505$WAKE --> swap outTERZA::ZANEfreedom means only to be who you are...Wed Jan 06 1988 04:480
396.1506sawp out --> pawsAYOV27::ISMITHRecursion (n.): See RECURSION.Wed Jan 06 1988 15:441
    
396.1507paws -> forethoughtCLARID::PETERSE Unibus PlurumWed Jan 06 1988 16:030
396.1508forethought --> hindsightGLIVET::RECKARDJon Reckard 264-7710Wed Jan 06 1988 16:190
396.1509hindsight --> 20/20ME::TRUMPLERPining for the fnordsWed Jan 06 1988 17:320
396.151020/20 => bifocalsHEART::KNOWLESThe Bells made me deaf. That or Haig.Wed Jan 06 1988 17:451
    
396.1511bifocals -> over fortyYAZOO::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsWed Jan 06 1988 18:091
    
396.1512over 40 --> South 40ERASER::KALLISHas anybody lost a shoggoth?Wed Jan 06 1988 19:203
    
    "Over 40" would be a rather large spread for a family farm, but
    for an agribusiness....
396.1513over 40, South 40 -> gone to seedLOV::LASHERWorking...Wed Jan 06 1988 22:191
396.1514gone to seed --> wrack and ruinTERZA::ZANEfreedom means only to be who you are...Wed Jan 06 1988 23:350
396.1515wrack and ruin --> ProcrustesME::TRUMPLERPining for the fnordsThu Jan 07 1988 00:541
    I'm not tired enough to sleep in his bed...
396.1516Procrustes --> proscuittoHOMSIC::DUDEKCall me Dr. BrevityThu Jan 07 1988 01:271
    
396.1517prosciutto --> brutMLNOIS::HARBIGThu Jan 07 1988 11:581
    Prosciutto literally means extra-dry from the verb prosciugare.
396.1518brut --> Henry CooperAYOV27::ISMITHRecursion (n.): See RECURSION.Thu Jan 07 1988 12:121
    
396.1519(Henry) Cooper -> barrelBISTRO::WATSONWatch out! You might get what you're afterThu Jan 07 1988 12:541
    
396.1520barrel --> beerRTOEU1::JPHIPPSCan you feel it , Luke ?Thu Jan 07 1988 14:084
    Bit of a giveaway
    
    John J
    
396.1521beer --> apiarist ?MLNOIS::HARBIGThu Jan 07 1988 15:041
    
396.1522apiarist --> apiarankleAYOV27::ISMITHRecursion (n.): See RECURSION.Thu Jan 07 1988 15:102
    
    
396.1523apiarankle --> accurankleRTOEU1::JPHIPPSCan you feel it , Luke ?Thu Jan 07 1988 15:531
    
396.1524accurankle --> a clue crankMLNOIS::HARBIGThu Jan 07 1988 16:251
    Fanatical reader of detective stories ???
396.1525a clue crank --> leave no stone unturnedME::TRUMPLERPining for the fnordsThu Jan 07 1988 17:340
396.1526leave no stone unturned->leave no tern unstonedYAZOO::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsThu Jan 07 1988 17:381
    
396.1527leave no tern unstoned --> alcoholic avians ?MLNOIS::HARBIGThu Jan 07 1988 18:011
    
396.1528alcoholic avians --> loose as a gooseREGENT::EPSTEINBruce EpsteinThu Jan 07 1988 18:130
396.1529loose as a goose --> tight as a wadINK::KALLISHas anybody lost a shoggoth?Thu Jan 07 1988 18:261
    
396.1530tight as a wad --> miserly newt ?MLNOIS::HARBIGThu Jan 07 1988 19:401
    
396.1531miserly newt ? --> penny penching salamander?ZFC::DERAMODaniel V. D'EramoThu Jan 07 1988 21:470
396.1532miserly newt -> "She turned me into a newt!"LEZAH::BOBBITTeasy as nailing jello to a tree...Thu Jan 07 1988 21:519
    ...well...I got better"
    
    (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)
    
    
    leave no stone unturned (original)
    leave no tern unstoned (alcoholic avians)
    leave no stern untoned (masseuse' credo)
    
396.1533...newt --> ,figHOMSIC::DUDEKCall me Dr. BrevityThu Jan 07 1988 22:011
    
396.1534fig, salamander --> pregnantME::TRUMPLERPining for the fnordsThu Jan 07 1988 23:380
396.1535pregnant --> pauseERASER::KALLISHas anybody lost a shoggoth?Fri Jan 08 1988 00:567
    
    The pause that refreshes. :-)
    
    
    
    For those who are too young, that was an old slogan for Coca-Cola.
    
396.1536pause --> meaningful silenceTERZA::ZANEfreedom means only to be who you are...Fri Jan 08 1988 01:120
396.1537meaningful silence --> If a tree falls in the woods ...ZFC::DERAMODaniel V. D'EramoFri Jan 08 1988 03:240
396.1538If a tree falls in the woods --> Timberrrrr!VISA::BLAKEEnjoy TODAYFri Jan 08 1988 13:281
    
396.1539If a tree falls in the woods -> TIMBER!!!MLNOIS::HARBIGFri Jan 08 1988 13:301
    
396.1540Timberrr!! --> LumberjackMLNOIS::HARBIGFri Jan 08 1988 13:331
     Just beat me to it so I try again.
396.1541Lumberjack --> EugeneRTOEU2::JPHIPPSCan you feel it , Luke ?Fri Jan 08 1988 13:5224
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Careful with that axe ,
    
    John J
396.1542Eugene --> Me Tarzan!AYOV27::ISMITHRecursion (n.): See RECURSION.Fri Jan 08 1988 14:331
    
396.1543Me Tarzan! -> Welsh CottageCLARID::PETERSE Unibus PlurumFri Jan 08 1988 15:012

Me Tarzan -> Meta rzan (arson) -> real fire -> Welsh cottage
396.1544Welsh cottage --> Red RumAYOV27::ISMITHRecursion (n.): See RECURSION.Fri Jan 08 1988 16:271
    Difficult one, this....
396.1545Welsh cottage,Red rum --> Scotch WhiskyRTOEU1::JPHIPPSCan you feel it , Luke ?Fri Jan 08 1988 17:171
    
396.1546Scotch Whisky --> 12ME::TRUMPLERPining for the fnordsFri Jan 08 1988 17:362
    
    Was 1976 a good year for scotch?
396.154712 --> MidnightERASER::KALLISHas anybody lost a shoggoth?Fri Jan 08 1988 18:1811
    
    Actually, my associations, if unfettered would be:
    
                              -< 12 --> Midnight>-
    
                            -<Midnight --> Captain>-
    
                     -< Captain [Midnight] --> Ovaltine>-
    
                            -<Ovaltine --> Nostalgia>-
    etc.
396.1548Midnight -> strikes again!YAZOO::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsFri Jan 08 1988 19:284
    
    a cat we had that used to prowl the house when everyone was
    sleeping and jump on people
    Bonnie
396.1549strikes again! --> BritainRTOEU1::JPHIPPSCan you feel it , Luke ?Fri Jan 08 1988 19:3122
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    I just couldn't resist 
    
    John J
    
396.1550Britain -> bittenPLDVAX::ZARLENGAPick a card, any cardFri Jan 08 1988 20:030
396.1551bitten --> baby batERASER::KALLISHas anybody lost a shoggoth?Fri Jan 08 1988 20:502
    
    Courtesy of Ogden Nash
396.1552baby bat -> baby ballYAZOO::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsFri Jan 08 1988 21:021
    
396.1553baby ball => gonadHEART::KNOWLESBrevity is the soul of wiFri Jan 08 1988 21:284
    A bit rude, but they just canned my 3rd project in a row so
    the gloves are off.
    
    b
396.1554baby ball --> beach (ball)TERZA::ZANEfreedom means only to be who you are...Fri Jan 08 1988 21:390
396.1555gonad -> sopranoPLDVAX::ZARLENGAPick a card, any cardFri Jan 08 1988 21:460
396.1556soprano+beach(ball) --> StraussME::TRUMPLERPining for the fnordsFri Jan 08 1988 22:356
    Numerous possibilities:
    
    1. soprano+beach -- Richard Straus wrote _Ariadne auf Naxos_,
      where Naxos is an island with a beach.
    2. soprano+ball -- Johann Strauss, Jr., the waltz king, also
       wrote an operetta or three.
396.1557STRAUSS --> Ich Liebe DichHOMSIC::DUDEKCall me Dr. BrevityFri Jan 08 1988 22:481
    
396.1558ich liebe di(t)ch -> mind in the gutterLEZAH::BOBBITTeasy as nailing jello to a tree...Fri Jan 08 1988 23:041
    
396.1559mind in the gutter --> recto-cranial inversionTERZA::ZANEfreedom means only to be who you are...Fri Jan 08 1988 23:543
sorry

396.1560recto-cranial inversion --> optical rectalysisDELNI::CANTORDave C.Sat Jan 09 1988 03:200
396.1561optical rectalysis -> fiberopticsYAZOO::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsSat Jan 09 1988 08:041
    
396.1562fiberoptics -> not meBAXTA::GRAZIANO_ROCChief of the Dallas PoliceSun Jan 10 1988 01:496
    
    
    
    fiberoptics -> optical nerve -> frayed nerves -> frayed knot -> not me
    
    give us a break, my first try at this.... :-)
396.1563not me --> I don't knowZFC::DERAMODaniel V. D'EramoSun Jan 10 1988 01:581
    "Children!  Who made this mess?"
396.1564I don't know -> who asked??YAZOO::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsSun Jan 10 1988 05:367
    
    hey peoples...do you think tha maye the football game has
    taken over joyoflex and that the other topics are suffering
    
    maybe we should do some exploring of other topics occasionally
    
    :-)
396.1565who asked? --> Who cares.DELNI::CANTORDave C.Sun Jan 10 1988 08:280
396.1566Who cares. --> Ladies of the night.AYOV27::ISMITHRecursion (n.): See RECURSION.Sun Jan 10 1988 20:071
    
396.1567Ladies of the night -> Men of the clothPLDVAX::ZARLENGAPick a card, any cardSun Jan 10 1988 22:420
396.1568Men of the cloth --> Jack of all tradesTERZA::ZANEfreedom means only to be who you are...Sun Jan 10 1988 22:580
396.1569Jack of all trades --> Jack in the boxZFC::DERAMODaniel V. D'EramoMon Jan 11 1988 04:520
396.1570Jack in the box -> Taco BellPLDVAX::ZARLENGAThis is the Redskins' year!Mon Jan 11 1988 07:540
396.1571Taco Bell => Pacific BellDELNI::CANTORDave C.Mon Jan 11 1988 08:590
396.1572Pacific bell -> medalCLARID::PETERSE Unibus PlurumMon Jan 11 1988 12:092

Pacific Bell -> War gong -> medal
396.1573medal --> interfereRTOEU2::JPHIPPSCan you feel it , Luke ?Mon Jan 11 1988 12:268
    
    
    I know , I know . It's not spelt that way , so what you gonna do
    about it !?!         :^)
    
    
    John J
    
396.1574interfer(e) --> onME::TRUMPLERPining for the fnordsMon Jan 11 1988 17:531
    Whatever happened to this alleged cancer treatment?
396.1575on --> omotopoeiaERASER::KALLISHas anybody lost a shoggoth?Mon Jan 11 1988 18:115
    Re "baby ball":
    
    I'd have made that --
    
                        -<baby ball --> tot's cotillion>- 
396.1576omotopoeia => moto-crossHEART::KNOWLESBrevity is the soul of wiMon Jan 11 1988 19:231
    You say tomato and I say tomoto ;-)
396.1577moto-cross -> water-cressLEZAH::BOBBITTSilicon ~ GraffitiMon Jan 11 1988 19:354
    for lady-of-the-evening -> man-of-the-cloth ->
    I'da put "Crimes of Passion" (bizarre movie)
    
    
396.1578water-cress --> sewer cartsAYOV27::ISMITHRecursion (n.): See RECURSION.Mon Jan 11 1988 20:1116
   
        +-----------------------+
       +---------------------+  |
      +------------------------------+
     +-----------------------------+ |
    +-------------------------+ |  | |
    |||||                    || |  | |
    water-cress             sewer carts
          |||||             |  |  | | |
          +-----------------------+ | |
           +------------------------+ |
            +------------------+      |
             +--------------+         |
              +-----------------------+
 
    (I think).
396.1579sewer carts -> crew staresCLARID::PETERSE Unibus PlurumMon Jan 11 1988 20:302
No diagram for this one. But do they make any sense to anyone?

396.1580crew stares -> offshore oglesLEZAH::BOBBITTSilicon ~ GraffitiMon Jan 11 1988 20:364
    yes they make sense...but I tried to do a few more and almost got
    away with "R.W. Tesseract"...but not enough t's...
    
    when I return to the previously scheduled method...
396.1581offshore ogles => he forges foolsHEART::KNOWLESBrevity is the soul of wiMon Jan 11 1988 20:501
    
396.1582he forges fools --> nine bob noteRDGE28::BOOTHDeliberately Eclectic CharacterMon Jan 11 1988 21:011
396.1583he forges fools --> on the hillRTOEU2::JPHIPPSCan you feel it , Luke ?Mon Jan 11 1988 21:021
    
396.1584on the hill --> under the starsTERZA::ZANEfreedom means only to be who you are...Mon Jan 11 1988 21:250
396.1585under the stars --> over the rainbowZFC::DERAMODaniel V. D'EramoMon Jan 11 1988 21:390
396.1586over the rainbow -> flying bluebirdsYAZOO::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsMon Jan 11 1988 21:471
    
396.1587nine bob note, flying bluebirds --> Blue Bob, not happinessHOMSIC::DUDEKCall me Dr. BrevityMon Jan 11 1988 22:170
396.1588Blue bob, not happiness --> obscure pseudo-sawERASER::KALLISHas anybody lost a shoggoth?Mon Jan 11 1988 22:235
    
    Let's make up our minds whether we're doing word association or
    anagrams. 
    
    Mayhap there ought be an anagram note.
396.1589obscure pseudo-saw->esoteric implementLEZAH::BOBBITTSilicon ~ GraffitiTue Jan 12 1988 00:111
    
396.1590esoteric implement->torture chamber!YAZOO::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsTue Jan 12 1988 00:301
   
396.1591torture chamber --> TorquemadaNEARLY::GOODENOUGHJeff Goodenough, IPG Reading UKTue Jan 12 1988 01:535
    I read in yesterday's (UK) Sunday Times that Torquemada was a wronged
    man.  Apparently his guidelines for torture were quite mild - it
    was his successors that really gave the Inquisition its bad name.
    
    Guidelines for torture???
396.1592toruemada => twisted sisterYAZOO::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsTue Jan 12 1988 05:162
    
    torque...maida
396.1593 Twisted Sister => Iron MaidenERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Tue Jan 12 1988 10:351
    
396.1594Iron Maiden --> Pain in the chestAYOV27::ISMITHRecursion (n.): See RECURSION.Tue Jan 12 1988 12:191
    
396.1595Pain in the chest --> coronaryFOOT::BOOTHDeliberately Eclectic CharacterTue Jan 12 1988 13:341
396.1596coronary --> QuincyAKOV11::BOYAJIANLyra RA 18h 28m 37s D 31d 49mTue Jan 12 1988 14:456
    Via "coroner".
    
    --- jerry
    
    (No, I didn't read all of the 250 replies entered since I went on
    vacation 2 weeks ago. :-))
396.1597Quincy --> JonesVISA::BIJAOUITomorrow Never KnowsTue Jan 12 1988 14:501
    
396.1598Jones >> sausageMORRIS::SLABOUNTYA Momentary Lapse of ReasonTue Jan 12 1988 16:522
    
    
396.1599sausage --> lawsZFC::DERAMODaniel V. D'EramoTue Jan 12 1988 17:200
396.1600laws --> in & outME::TRUMPLERPining for the fnordsTue Jan 12 1988 17:280
396.1601in & out --> a clockwork orangeMTBLUE::GRAZIANO_ROCChief of the Dallas PoliceTue Jan 12 1988 17:323
    

    alex would understand
396.1602a clockwork orange --> gag reflexREGENT::EPSTEINBruce EpsteinTue Jan 12 1988 17:421
Re: Red Rum, about one week back - did anyone see "The Shining"?
396.1603gag reflex => punch-lineHEART::KNOWLESBrevity is the soul of wiTue Jan 12 1988 17:584
    I've got nothing against anagrams; jumbling up letters is a way
    of associating one word with another, isn't it?
    
    b
396.1604punch-line --> cocktail range AYOV27::ISMITHRecursion (n.): See RECURSION.Tue Jan 12 1988 18:451
    
396.1605cocktail range --> small grillERASER::KALLISHas anybody lost a shoggoth?Tue Jan 12 1988 18:482
    
    You know -- the kind built into a bar ...
396.1606small grill -> bacon double cheezy WhoppaCLARID::PETERSE Unibus PlurumTue Jan 12 1988 19:011
                              ..........with everything on it.
396.1607bacon double cheezy Whoppa -> death in styrofoamLEZAH::BOBBITTSilicon ~ GraffitiTue Jan 12 1988 19:173
    I'da done "small grill -> little bo peep"
    
    
396.1608GAG REFLEX -> JONES CRUSHERSONATA::LANGEGALOOT COLOGNA...Peoples,don't buy itTue Jan 12 1988 19:201
    
396.1609death in styrofoam --> plastic coffin [Tupperware?]ERASER::KALLISHas anybody lost a shoggoth?Tue Jan 12 1988 19:432
    
    .1608 doesn't follow .1607
396.1610Plastic coffin >> FuneralMORRIS::SLABOUNTYA Momentary Lapse of ReasonTue Jan 12 1988 21:091
    
396.1611Funeral --> Real FunZFC::DERAMODaniel V. D'EramoTue Jan 12 1988 21:131
    an anagram
396.1612Real Fun --> Flea RunME::TRUMPLERPining for the fnordsTue Jan 12 1988 21:412
    YAA...
396.1613flea run -> mangey dogYAZOO::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsTue Jan 12 1988 21:511
    
396.1614mangey dog --> LassieRTOEU1::JPHIPPSI'm only going to say this once !Tue Jan 12 1988 22:151
    
396.1615Lassie --> come homeREGENT::EPSTEINBruce EpsteinTue Jan 12 1988 22:231
Avoiding all the other temptations :-)
396.1616come home => To JamaicaERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Tue Jan 12 1988 23:341
    
396.1617(come home) To Jamaica --> It's Better in the BahamasHOMSIC::DUDEKCall me Dr. BrevityTue Jan 12 1988 23:521
    
396.1618It's Better in the Bahamas --> Voodoo?ERASER::KALLISHas anybody lost a shoggoth?Tue Jan 12 1988 23:561
    
396.1619VooDoo => HypnosisERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Wed Jan 13 1988 00:031
    
396.1620Hypnosis -> Sibling w/out a hipSONATA::LANGEGALOOT COLOGNA...Peoples,don't buy itWed Jan 13 1988 00:101
    
396.1621Sibling w/out a hip >> hip checkMORRIS::SLABOUNTYA Momentary Lapse of ReasonWed Jan 13 1988 00:302
    
    
396.1622hip check -> blockerYAZOO::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsWed Jan 13 1988 01:391
    
396.1623blocker -> betaDECSIM::HEILMANScream real LOUD!Wed Jan 13 1988 05:151
    
396.1624beta -> alphaYAZOO::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsWed Jan 13 1988 05:311
    
396.1625alpha --> brainwavesTERZA::ZANEfreedom means only to be who you are...Wed Jan 13 1988 09:510
396.1626brainwaves --> ideasRTOEU2::JPHIPPSI'm only going to say this once !Wed Jan 13 1988 12:341
    
396.1627ideas -> asideCLARID::PETERSE Unibus PlurumWed Jan 13 1988 12:390
396.1628aside -> issueBISTRO::WATSONalways showtime, here at the edge of the stageWed Jan 13 1988 12:566
    Yes, the anagram is one of the methods of word association.
    
    If we want to start calling fouls, I'd point to the people who are
    associating phrases, rather than single words.
    
    	Andrew Watson ( -> Anna Grammar)
396.1629issue --> controversyAYOV29::ISMITHSic Transit Gloria SwansonWed Jan 13 1988 13:401
    
396.1630controversy --> no, it isn'tFOOT::BOOTHDeliberately Eclectic CharacterWed Jan 13 1988 15:212
    

396.1631no, it isn't -> moot pointYAZOO::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsWed Jan 13 1988 17:213
    
    Let's just answer what strikes us as a good response, words,
    phrases, or anagrams..
396.1632no, it isn't --> oh, yes it isNEARLY::GOODENOUGHJeff Goodenough, IPG Reading UKWed Jan 13 1988 18:511
    
396.1633...no...->...yes...->look, this isn't an argument!LEZAH::BOBBITTSilicon ~ GraffitiWed Jan 13 1988 19:113
    from Monty Python, again
    
    
396.163417439::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsWed Jan 13 1988 20:1114
    moot point----|
                  |
    oh yes it is -|
                  |-look, this isn't an arguement!
                  |
                  |_______are you sure?
    
    
    
    and I can understand unmatching replies when two answers go
    in at almost the same time but 1632 was entered almost an hour
    after 1631...f'r heavens sake  :-)
    
    Bonnie
396.1635Are you sure? --> sugarTERZA::ZANEfreedom means only to be who you are...Wed Jan 13 1988 20:504
   Sure and sugar are the only two words in the English language where
   the su has the 'sh' sound...
   
396.1636sugar --> Baby LoveVISA::BIJAOUITomorrow Never KnowsWed Jan 13 1988 21:151
    Rubettes' famous hit.
396.1637DELNI::PITARDWE MADE YOU!!!!Wed Jan 13 1988 21:213
    
    
    
396.1638cradle robbing -> minorANGORA::ZARLENGAThis is the Redskins' year!Wed Jan 13 1988 21:460
396.1639minor -> Gold DiggerSONATA::LANGEGALOOT COLOGNA...Peoples,don't buy itWed Jan 13 1988 21:571
    
396.1640Gold digger >> PanhandlerMORRIS::SLABOUNTYA Momentary Lapse of ReasonWed Jan 13 1988 22:001
    
396.1641Panhandler -> KP dutyLEZAH::BOBBITTSilicon ~ GraffitiWed Jan 13 1988 22:071
    
396.1642KP Duty => MP DutyERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Wed Jan 13 1988 22:111
    
396.1643MP Duty => AP NewsVAXWRK::SIMONHugs Welcome Anytime!Wed Jan 13 1988 22:374
    Re .1635
    
    And maybe SUMAC
    
396.1644AP News --> biasERASER::KALLISHas anybody lost a shoggoth?Wed Jan 13 1988 22:491
    
396.1645bias -> diagonalSTUBBI::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsWed Jan 13 1988 22:531
    
396.1646diagonal --> gee, I'm a tree!ME::TRUMPLERPining for the fnordsWed Jan 13 1988 23:050
396.1647gee, I'm a tree! => No, GTE!ERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Wed Jan 13 1988 23:191
    
396.1648No, GTE! --> adverti{s,z}ementsZFC::DERAMODaniel V. D'EramoWed Jan 13 1988 23:550
396.1649No, GTE --> irritating advertisingHOMSIC::DUDEKCall me Dr. BrevityWed Jan 13 1988 23:571
    
396.1650ERASER::KALLISHas anybody lost a shoggoth?Thu Jan 14 1988 00:297
    no advertisements ---|
                         |
Irritating advertising --|
                         |
                         |
                         |----------------> videocasette movies
    
396.1652videocassette movies >> rentalsMORRIS::SLABOUNTYA Momentary Lapse of ReasonThu Jan 14 1988 00:311
    
396.1653rentals => no salesERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Thu Jan 14 1988 01:020
396.1654no sales >> a lessonMORRIS::SLABOUNTYA Momentary Lapse of ReasonThu Jan 14 1988 02:561
    
396.1655a lesson --> elephantAYOV27::ISMITHSic Transit Gloria SwansonThu Jan 14 1988 12:231
    
396.1656elephant >> the planeMORRIS::SLABOUNTYA Momentary Lapse of ReasonThu Jan 14 1988 12:281
    
396.1657Stephen King is #1 in my book ...MORRIS::SLABOUNTYA Momentary Lapse of ReasonThu Jan 14 1988 12:319
    
        And did I see a personal name referring to Maximum Overdrive/
        Trucks a ways back?  I'm a BIG Stephen King fan and would hate
        to think I misremembered a quote.
    
                                                            Shawn L.
    
        P.S.    It was 'WE MADE YOU!!"
    
396.1658the plane => pleni sunt coeliHEART::KNOWLESBrevity is the soul of wiThu Jan 14 1988 14:411
    
396.1659pleni sunt coeli --> Heavens above!NEARLY::GOODENOUGHJeff Goodenough, IPG Reading UKThu Jan 14 1988 15:098
396.1660Heavens above ! --> Hell on earthFOOT::BOOTHDeliberately Eclectic CharacterThu Jan 14 1988 15:140
396.1661Hell on Earth >> Ronald Reagan 8^)MORRIS::SLABOUNTYA Momentary Lapse of ReasonThu Jan 14 1988 16:328
    
        RE: .1659
    
                    VISA is in France and the time shown is West
                    Europe Time (WET).
    
                                                         Shawn L.
    
396.1662Ronald Reagan --> Real DNA GroanNEARLY::GOODENOUGHJeff Goodenough, IPG Reading UKThu Jan 14 1988 16:527
    Yes, I can see that the clock is GMT +1, but that doesn't explain
    what happened.  Maybe I AM going crazy :-)
    
    Jeff.

    PS: Some might take exception to your word association.  I couldn't
    make such a positive one, *either* way.
396.1663real DNA groan --> passionate cryINK::KALLISHas anybody lost a shoggoth?Thu Jan 14 1988 18:241
    
396.1664passionate cry -> sh you'll wake the neighborsLEZAH::BOBBITTSilicon ~ GraffitiThu Jan 14 1988 19:361
    
396.1665(sh you'll wake the) neighbours --> soapAYOV27::ISMITHSic Transit Gloria SwansonThu Jan 14 1988 20:301
    
396.1666soap --> Billy CrystalME::TRUMPLERPining for the fnordsThu Jan 14 1988 21:130
396.1667soap --> ring around the collarTERZA::ZANEfreedom means only to be who you are...Thu Jan 14 1988 21:170
396.1668Billy Crystal >> DynastyMORRIS::SLABOUNTYA Momentary Lapse of ReasonThu Jan 14 1988 21:421
    
396.1669dynasty --> MingFOOT::BOOTHDeliberately Eclectic CharacterThu Jan 14 1988 21:472
    

396.1670Ming >> GM 'n' IMORRIS::SLABOUNTYA Momentary Lapse of ReasonThu Jan 14 1988 21:501
    
396.1671GM 'n' I -> GeminiPLDVAX::ZARLENGARowdy Roddy Piper personifiedThu Jan 14 1988 22:200
396.1672Gemini (Dream) >> Moody BluesMORRIS::SLABOUNTYA Momentary Lapse of ReasonThu Jan 14 1988 22:321
    
396.1673Moody Blues => (K)Nights in White SatinERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Thu Jan 14 1988 22:381
    
396.1674Nights in White Satin -> sh you'll wake the neighborsLEZAH::BOBBITTSilicon ~ GraffitiThu Jan 14 1988 23:092
    sorry, couldn't resist
    
396.1675Nights in White Satin -> Days of Wine and RosesLEZAH::BOBBITTSilicon ~ GraffitiThu Jan 14 1988 23:102
    this is the real one...sorry for the bother
    
396.1676Days of wine and roses --> PicnicsFOOT::BOOTHDeliberately Eclectic CharacterThu Jan 14 1988 23:291
396.1677Picnics >> Yogi BearMORRIS::SLABOUNTYA Momentary Lapse of ReasonThu Jan 14 1988 23:331
    
396.1678Yogi Bear => BooBoo Bear?ERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Thu Jan 14 1988 23:381
    
396.1679BooBoo Bear -> Naked AbrasionSONATA::LANGEGALOOT COLOGNA...Peoples,don't buy itThu Jan 14 1988 23:441
    
396.1680Naked Abrasion --> open woundTERZA::ZANEfreedom means only to be who you are...Fri Jan 15 1988 00:170
396.1681open wound -> rub in salt...(heh heh heh)LEZAH::BOBBITTSilicon ~ GraffitiFri Jan 15 1988 00:471
    
396.1682Rub in salt -> Saline MassageSONATA::LANGEGALOOT COLOGNA...Peoples,don't buy itFri Jan 15 1988 00:491
    
396.1683Saline Massage -> Contact SportSONATA::LANGEGALOOT COLOGNA...Peoples,don't buy itFri Jan 15 1988 00:511
    
396.1684Contact Sport --> Australian BiplaneRDGE00::BOOTHDeliberately Eclectic CharacterFri Jan 15 1988 00:561
396.1685Australian Biplane => American SellplaneERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Fri Jan 15 1988 01:260
396.1686Australian biplane --> Outback ExpressINK::KALLISHas anybody lost a shoggoth?Fri Jan 15 1988 01:362
    
    Fair dinkum, digger! :-)
396.1687Outback Express --> Backhouse trotsHOMSIC::DUDEKCall me Dr. BrevityFri Jan 15 1988 02:211
    
396.1688Backhouse trots --> Camptown RacesREGENT::EPSTEINBruce EpsteinFri Jan 15 1988 03:450
396.1689Camptown Races => Five miles longERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Fri Jan 15 1988 03:531
    
396.1690five miles long - > do da,,do daYAZOO::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsFri Jan 15 1988 05:011
    
396.1691YAZOO::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsFri Jan 15 1988 05:036
    american sell plane ------
                             |
        do da, do da_________|
                             |
                             |
                             ____________> moola, moola
396.1692moola, moola => Howard HughesERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Fri Jan 15 1988 05:231
    
396.1693Howard Hughes --> the Spruce GooseZFC::DERAMODaniel V. D'EramoFri Jan 15 1988 06:130
396.1694The Spruce Goose => a real lemon?ERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Fri Jan 15 1988 06:191
    
396.1695a real lemon? --> a raspberryTERZA::ZANEfreedom means only to be who you are...Fri Jan 15 1988 09:410
396.1696A raspberry --> That's my opinion !!OCKER::GILLARDDesk: Wastebasket with drawersFri Jan 15 1988 10:050
396.1697That's my opinion !! --> GobbledegookRDGE00::BOOTHDeliberately Eclectic CharacterFri Jan 15 1988 13:291
396.1698Gobbledegook --> It's all Dutch to me RTOEU2::JPHIPPSI'm only going to say this once !Fri Jan 15 1988 13:401
    
396.1699It's all Dutch to me => Let's go GreekHEART::KNOWLESBrevity is the soul of wiFri Jan 15 1988 13:421
    
396.1700Let's go Greek >> ParthenonMORRIS::SLABOUNTYA Momentary Lapse of ReasonFri Jan 15 1988 16:241
    
396.1701HEART::KNOWLESBrevity is the soul of wiFri Jan 15 1988 16:372
    Parthenos: neuter (Gk) `maiden'
    
396.1702GLIVET::RECKARDJon Reckard 264-7710Fri Jan 15 1988 16:440
396.1703RDGE00::BOOTHDeliberately Eclectic CharacterFri Jan 15 1988 16:452
    

396.1704HEART::KNOWLESBrevity is the soul of wiFri Jan 15 1988 17:0117
    Charlie's not happy |
    			|
    			|
    			|
    			|
    Marlene Dietrich    |
    			|
    			|
    			|
    			|
    			|===========> Charlie's dead
    
    I wonder if they say this in schools any more, meaning `your
    petticoat's showing' (not from personal experience, honest).
    
    b
        
396.1705Charlie's dead --> 'Salem's LotINK::KALLISHas anybody lost a shoggoth?Fri Jan 15 1988 17:241
    
396.1706'Salem's Lot >> David SoulMORRIS::SLABOUNTYA Momentary Lapse of ReasonFri Jan 15 1988 17:551
    
396.1707David Soul -> Starsky & HutchLEZAH::BOBBITTSilicon ~ GraffitiFri Jan 15 1988 18:111
    
396.1708Starsky & Hutch --> Striped TomatoAYOV27::ISMITHSic Transit Gloria SwansonFri Jan 15 1988 18:251
    
396.1709Striped Tomato --> Tobin lunchREGENT::EPSTEINBruce EpsteinFri Jan 15 1988 18:332
Tobin, Inc. is the cafeteria operator for many Digital facilities in
    the 3M area.
396.1710Tobin Lunch --> stomach pumpERASER::KALLISHas anybody lost a shoggoth?Fri Jan 15 1988 18:592
    
    For those who haven't _had_ a Tobin meal ...
396.1711stomach pump --> gastric solution ?MLNOIS::HARBIGFri Jan 15 1988 19:063
        As opposed to drastic solution.
        The previous note confirmed that in this case "to bin lunch
        is a rhetorical question.
396.1712gastric solution ? --> windRTOEU1::JPHIPPSI'm only going to say this once !Fri Jan 15 1988 19:130
396.1713wind --> upERASER::KALLISHas anybody lost a shoggoth?Fri Jan 15 1988 19:182
    
    Ah, this is one of those multipronouncable words
396.1714wind->up->in the wyndMLNOIS::HARBIGFri Jan 15 1988 19:341
    
396.1715in the wynd -> willowsCLARID::PETERSE Unibus PlurumFri Jan 15 1988 20:060
396.1716willows --> toadERASER::KALLISHas anybody lost a shoggoth?Fri Jan 15 1988 20:142
    
    "Egad!  'E thinks 'e's a motor car....!"
396.1717toad --> MisterTERZA::ZANEfreedom means only to be who you are...Fri Jan 15 1988 20:440
396.1718Mister --> Henry FondaGLIVET::RECKARDJon Reckard 264-7710Fri Jan 15 1988 20:553


I remember the actor, but not the character   :-(
396.1719Henry Fonda --> Honda FiftyRDGE00::BOOTHDeliberately Eclectic CharacterFri Jan 15 1988 20:550
396.1720Mister => Mr. and Mrs.ERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Fri Jan 15 1988 20:580
396.1721HEART::KNOWLESBrevity is the soul of wiFri Jan 15 1988 21:2211
    Honda Fifty	|
    		|
    		|
    		|
    Mr and Mrs  |
       		|
    		|
    		|
    		|
		==============> over fifty
    
396.1722over fifty-> under the speed limitYAZOO::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsFri Jan 15 1988 21:271
    
396.1723under the speed limit --> rara avisGLIVET::RECKARDI'll get you, Frank Gatulis!Fri Jan 15 1988 21:450
396.1724rara avis >> visa (arar) 8^)MORRIS::SLABOUNTYA Momentary Lapse of ReasonFri Jan 15 1988 22:151
    
396.1725visa (arar) --> plastic moneyRTOEU1::JPHIPPSI'm only going to say this once !Fri Jan 15 1988 22:161
    
396.1726plastic money -> bouncing checksLEZAH::BOBBITTSilicon ~ GraffitiFri Jan 15 1988 22:331
    
396.1727bouncing checks --> rubber baby buggy bumpersHOMSIC::DUDEKCall me Dr. BrevityFri Jan 15 1988 23:001
    
396.1728rubber baby buggy bumbers --> tongue-twisterERASER::KALLISHas anybody lost a shoggoth?Fri Jan 15 1988 23:097
    For "bouncing checks," I'd have put:
    
                    -<bouncing checks --> Harpo Marx>-
    
    In the movie _Out West_, with all the Marx Brothers, Harpo reveals
    the worth of a check by dropping it to the floor and catching it
    on the rebound.
396.1729tongue twister-->she sells sea shellsME::TRUMPLERPining for the fnordsFri Jan 15 1988 23:355
    re .1710:
    
    Wasn't that supposed to be
    
    For those who *have* had a Tobin meal ...
396.1730she sell sea shells --> beach bumRTOEU1::JPHIPPSI'm only going to say this once !Fri Jan 15 1988 23:381
    
396.1731beach bum => surfer dudeERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Fri Jan 15 1988 23:532
    
    You mean there are people who ate a Tobin meal and lived? :-) :-)
396.1732surfer dude >> Jan and DeanMORRIS::SLABOUNTYA Momentary Lapse of ReasonSat Jan 16 1988 00:251
    
396.1733Jan and Dean --> MartinERASER::KALLISHas anybody lost a shoggoth?Sat Jan 16 1988 01:256
    For "Surfer dude," I'd've done
    
                       -<surfer dude --> walking dude>-
    
    To prople who've read Stephen King's _The Stand_, that speaks volumes;
    to the rest, it can remain obscure
396.1734Jan & Dean -> Ignint McNuggetsSONATA::LANGEGALOOT COLOGNA...Peoples,don't buy itSat Jan 16 1988 01:260
396.1735REGENT::EPSTEINBruce EpsteinSat Jan 16 1988 01:309
    Martin  ==+
              |
              |
    Ignint    |
    McNuggets +
              |
              |
              |
              +=======> -<lush and mush>-
396.1736lush and mush => old refrigerator food?ERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Sat Jan 16 1988 01:441
    
396.1737old refrigerator food? -> green and wiggleyYAZOO::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsSat Jan 16 1988 01:471
    
396.1738lush and mush --> backseatTERZA::ZANEfreedom means only to be who you are...Sat Jan 16 1988 01:470
396.1739YAZOO::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsSat Jan 16 1988 01:499
    Kermit & Miss Piggy-------
                             |
                             |
                             |
    backseat-----------------|
                             |
                             |
                             ---------------> weird makeout
    
396.1740weird makeout --> The Odd CoupleTERZA::ZANEfreedom means only to be who you are...Sat Jan 16 1988 02:400
396.1741Odd Couple -> Gruesome TwosomeLEZAH::BOBBITTSilicon ~ GraffitiSat Jan 16 1988 04:531
    
396.1742Gruesome Twosome => The Two-Headed Space Thing From Outer-SpaceERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Sat Jan 16 1988 05:241
    
396.1743T.T-H.S.T.F.O-S.-> The eggplant that ate ChicagoSTUBBI::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsSat Jan 16 1988 06:031
    
396.1744The eggplant that ate Chicago --> upset stomachZFC::DERAMODaniel V. D'EramoSat Jan 16 1988 09:003
    Re .1734
    
    Why shouldn't people buy GALOOT COLOGNA?
396.1745upset stomach => Tobin food?ERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Sat Jan 16 1988 09:131
    
396.1746DELNI::PITARDWE MADE YOU!!!!Sat Jan 16 1988 20:184
    
    
    George Carlin said something like that......
    ;^) ;^)
396.1747YAZOO::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsSat Jan 16 1988 21:555
    Kill it before it gets to the children -> You did it you clean it
    up!!
    
    
    and in our plant the Tobins food is quite good
396.1748you did it you clean it -> you break it you bought itLEZAH::BOBBITTSilicon ~ GraffitiSun Jan 17 1988 09:241
    
396.1749you break it you bought it -> you kill it you eat itDELNI::CANTORDave C.Sun Jan 17 1988 21:580
396.1750you kill it you eat it --> foxhuntingNEARLY::GOODENOUGHJeff Goodenough, IPG Reading UKSun Jan 17 1988 23:441
    
396.1751foxhunting --> fox trotZFC::DERAMODaniel V. D'EramoMon Jan 18 1988 05:271
    it better, or the dawgs'll get it!
396.1752fox trot => cats waltzYAZOO::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsMon Jan 18 1988 07:223
    
    from a book my daughter just read..The Dancing Cats of
    Applesap
396.1753cats waltz => Swan LakeERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Mon Jan 18 1988 07:331
    
396.1754lush and mush --> alcoholic eskimo ?MLNOIS::HARBIGMon Jan 18 1988 13:201
    
396.1755Swan lake -=> Foster childrenRTOEU2::JPHIPPSI'm only going to say this once !Mon Jan 18 1988 13:381
    
396.1756Foster children --> Kid's lagerRDGE00::BOOTHDeliberately Eclectic CharacterMon Jan 18 1988 15:491
396.1757kid's lager --> kindergartenMLNOIS::HARBIGMon Jan 18 1988 16:031
    
396.1758 kindergarten --> young and green ESDC2::SOBOTSteve Sobot, ESDC-IIMon Jan 18 1988 16:262
    
    re: last few hundred... we have been busy, haven't we !?
396.1759young and green --> tadpoleAYOV27::ISMITHSic Transit Gloria SwansonMon Jan 18 1988 16:331
    
396.1760tadpole => spermatozoonHEART::KNOWLESBrevity is the soul of wiMon Jan 18 1988 16:431
    
396.1761Spermatazoan >> fluidMORRIS::SLABOUNTYA Momentary Lapse of ReasonMon Jan 18 1988 16:582
    
    
396.1762SONATA::LANGEGALOOT COLOGNA...Peoples,don't buy itMon Jan 18 1988 17:376
    re. .1744 
    
    > Why shouldn't people buy GALOOT COLOGNA?
    
    Because it'll turn you into a stange UNKNOWN KREETCUH never before seen
    on BROADWAY!
396.1763 -> boxCLARID::PETERSE Unibus PlurumMon Jan 18 1988 18:262

The chain broke!
396.1764 ->box --> ->soapYIPPEE::LIRONMon Jan 18 1988 18:341
    
396.1765soap/spermatozoa -> ambergrisLEZAH::BOBBITTSilicon ~ GraffitiMon Jan 18 1988 19:1111
    soap--->perfumed soap--->perfume is made from--------------> 
                                                                   
                                                                Ambergris
    
    spermatozoa-->sperm-->sperm whale-->sperm whale produces--->

    
    whew - soldering a chain back together by brute force isn't easy.
    
    -Jody
    
396.1766ambergris --> grim bearsME::TRUMPLERPining for the fnordsMon Jan 18 1988 20:150
396.1767grim bears -> stockmarket crashYAZOO::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsMon Jan 18 1988 20:191
    
396.1768stockmarket crash -=> yoyoRTOEU2::JPHIPPSI'm only going to say this once !Mon Jan 18 1988 20:371
    
396.1769yoyo --> cat's cradleTERZA::ZANEfreedom means only to be who you are...Mon Jan 18 1988 21:170
396.1770yoyo --> at the end of my stringZFC::DERAMODaniel V. D'EramoMon Jan 18 1988 21:170
396.1771finally got to tie one up!TERZA::ZANEfreedom means only to be who you are...Mon Jan 18 1988 21:238

   at the end of my string -----|
   				|
   				------> plaything
   cat's cradle ----------------|

   
396.1772plaything, tie one up --> kinkyZFC::DERAMODaniel V. D'EramoMon Jan 18 1988 21:280
396.1773plaything => cat and mouseERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Mon Jan 18 1988 21:291
    
396.1774okay, okayTERZA::ZANEfreedom means only to be who you are...Mon Jan 18 1988 21:367
      
   kinky -------------|
   		      |------> foreplay
   cat and mouse------|
   
   
396.1775foreplay->(okay,okay) -> after glow :-)YAZOO::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsMon Jan 18 1988 21:543
    
    can people try to check and be sure that their reply is 
    actually to the last one in the series?
396.1776after glow :-) => World War III :-(ERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Mon Jan 18 1988 21:571
    Blame it on a slow net.
396.1777WWIII >> Tom LehrerMORRIS::SLABOUNTYA Momentary Lapse of ReasonMon Jan 18 1988 22:001
    
396.1778Tom Lehrer -> The Masochism TangoLEZAH::BOBBITTDo I *look* like a Corporate Tool?Mon Jan 18 1988 22:351
    
396.1779The Masochism Tango --> Marlon BrandoZFC::DERAMODaniel V. D'EramoMon Jan 18 1988 22:412
    I check that my reply to "dot n" ends up being numbered as
    "dot n+1" (except today, I didn't, and got my first oops).
396.1780ERASER::KALLISHas anybody lost a shoggoth?Mon Jan 18 1988 23:002
                         -<Marlon Brando -->Napoleon>-
    
396.1781Napoleon -> pastriesYAZOO::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsTue Jan 19 1988 00:063
    
    slow net I understand, it is the replies to answers that are
    hours or even in one case over a day old
396.1782pastries -> pastiesLEZAH::BOBBITTDo I *look* like a Corporate Tool?Tue Jan 19 1988 01:331
    
396.1783pasties --> elementary school art classTERZA::ZANEfreedom means only to be who you are...Tue Jan 19 1988 01:380
396.1784art class -> Crayoning within the linesDECSIM::HEILMANGet 'em out by FridayTue Jan 19 1988 02:022
    A very important part of getting a "gold star"
396.1785crayoning within the lines --> do it in PostScriptREGENT::EPSTEINBruce EpsteinTue Jan 19 1988 06:251
    Sorry, I let one get work-related :-)
396.1786YAZOO::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsTue Jan 19 1988 06:371
    do it in PostScript -> nota bene
396.1787nota bene -=> buta carroteRTOEU2::JPHIPPSI'm only going to say this once !Tue Jan 19 1988 12:481
    
396.1788 buta carrotte --> Marge Jasper ESDC2::SOBOTSteve Sobot, ESDC-IITue Jan 19 1988 12:581
    
396.1789(Marge) Jasper --> AgateRDGE00::BOOTHDeliberately Eclectic CharacterTue Jan 19 1988 13:352
    

396.1790Agate -=> offenceRTOEU2::JPHIPPSI'm only going to say this once !Tue Jan 19 1988 13:571
    
396.1791offence --> stolen goodsMLNOIS::HARBIGTue Jan 19 1988 14:141
    
396.1792stolen goods --> hot merchandiseAYOV27::ISMITHSic Transit Gloria SwansonTue Jan 19 1988 15:171
    
396.1793hot merchandise --> Mme ClaudeVISA::BIJAOUITomorrow Never KnowsTue Jan 19 1988 16:561
    Mme Claude was a well-known french bordello-manager :-)
396.1794Mme Claude => Sporting HouseHEART::KNOWLESBrevity is the soul of wiTue Jan 19 1988 17:014
    Re `(Marge)' - .-several
    
    No need for the parentheses: the word `margarine' is derived from the Greek
    for `pearly'.
396.1795Mme Claude --> scratched customers ?MLNOIS::HARBIGTue Jan 19 1988 17:041
    
396.1796scratched customers --> Pet ShopRDGE00::BOOTHDeliberately Eclectic CharacterTue Jan 19 1988 17:111
396.1797Pet Shop --> BoysME::TRUMPLERPining for the fnordsTue Jan 19 1988 17:270
396.1798boys --> girlsGLIVET::RECKARDI'll get you, Frank Gatulis!Tue Jan 19 1988 17:451
what else?
396.1799girls -> diamonds = best friendLEZAH::BOBBITTDo I *look* like a Corporate Tool?Tue Jan 19 1988 18:181
    
396.1800diamonds = best_friend --> Abner DoubledayERASER::KALLISHas anybody lost a shoggoth?Tue Jan 19 1988 18:336
    
      it could have been:
    
                             -<boys --> dogs>- 
    
    as well ...
396.1801Abner Doubleday --> baseballZFC::DERAMOCan I take your personal name?Tue Jan 19 1988 18:540
396.1802baseball -=> roundersRTOEU2::JPHIPPSI'm only going to say this once !Tue Jan 19 1988 19:131
    
396.1803rounders -> catchSTUBBI::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsTue Jan 19 1988 19:251
    
396.1804catch --> coldRDGE00::BOOTHDeliberately Eclectic CharacterTue Jan 19 1988 19:321
396.1805cold --> comfortERASER::KALLISHas anybody lost a shoggoth?Tue Jan 19 1988 19:4910
    It could have ben:
    
    
                          -< cold --> stone, dead>-
    or
    
                            -< cold --> blooded>-
    or
    
                            -< cold --> wet nose>-  
396.1806comfort -> SouthernLEZAH::BOBBITTDo I *look* like a Corporate Tool?Tue Jan 19 1988 19:591
    
396.1807Southern => BelleHEART::KNOWLESBrevity is the soul of wiTue Jan 19 1988 20:061
    Anyone wanna link Belle to Sporting House?
396.1808belle --> belladonnaTERZA::ZANEfreedom means only to be who you are...Tue Jan 19 1988 20:130
396.1809belladonna -> pretty ladySTUBBI::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsTue Jan 19 1988 20:291
    
396.1810pretty lady --> Christie BrinkleyERASER::KALLISHas anybody lost a shoggoth?Tue Jan 19 1988 20:371
    
396.1811Christie Brinkley --> Christies (Auctioneers)RDGE00::BOOTHDeliberately Eclectic CharacterTue Jan 19 1988 20:401
396.1812Christie Brinkley , Auctioneers -=> A FortuneRTOEU2::JPHIPPSI'm only going to say this once !Tue Jan 19 1988 20:451
    
396.1813Fortune --> ForbesHOMSIC::DUDEKCall me Dr. BrevityTue Jan 19 1988 20:591
    
396.1814Forbes -> Calvin and HobbesSTUBBI::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsTue Jan 19 1988 22:251
    
396.1815Calvin and Hobbes >> Bartles and JamesMORRIS::SLABOUNTYA Momentary Lapse of ReasonTue Jan 19 1988 23:211
    
396.1816Bartles and James => Thank you for your supportERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Tue Jan 19 1988 23:540
396.1817Thank you... --> You're welcome...HOMSIC::DUDEKCall me Dr. BrevityTue Jan 19 1988 23:581
    
396.1818(you're) welcome -> matGNUVAX::BOBBITTDo I *look* like a Corporate Tool?Wed Jan 20 1988 00:071
    
396.1819mat --> mat(te) finishTERZA::ZANEfreedom means only to be who you are...Wed Jan 20 1988 00:430
396.1820Finish -> Hymalayin'SONATA::LANGEWed Jan 20 1988 00:561
    
396.1821Hymalayin' --> Him a Goose?HOMSIC::DUDEKCall me Dr. BrevityWed Jan 20 1988 01:261
    
396.1822Him a Goose => Me Tarzan, you JaneERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Wed Jan 20 1988 01:450
396.1823Me Tarzan, you Jane --> Aaahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaah !!!!!!!!!!!!!RDGE00::BOOTHDeliberately Eclectic CharacterWed Jan 20 1988 13:492
        Imagine the intonation, please ............
396.1824Aaahahahahaaaaaaaah !!!!!!!! -> China & TyrolYIPPEE::LIRONWed Jan 20 1988 14:089
    

    Q: Who invented the winding gear ?
    A: A man from Peking
    
    Q: Who invented the Tyrolian song ?
    A: The same guy, the first time his {fingers,testicles} got
    caught in the gear.
    
396.1825China & Tyrol -=> a European slantRTOEU2::JPHIPPSI'm only going to say this once !Wed Jan 20 1988 14:291
    
396.1826a European slant -> down hill racingSTUBBI::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsWed Jan 20 1988 15:281
    
396.1827Down hill racing >> skiingMORRIS::SLABOUNTYA Momentary Lapse of ReasonWed Jan 20 1988 15:551
    
396.1828Down hill racing -> skiing -> slaloomMLNOIS::HARBIGWed Jan 20 1988 16:411
    
396.1829Down hill racing , skiing , slalom -=> herniaRTOEU1::JPHIPPSI'm only going to say this once !Wed Jan 20 1988 16:511
    
396.1830hernia --> hisniaME::TRUMPLERPining for the fnordsWed Jan 20 1988 17:150
396.1831hernia --> his ankleaGLIVET::RECKARDI'll get you, Frank Gatulis!Wed Jan 20 1988 17:190
396.1832his anklea -> her toesiasSTUBBI::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsWed Jan 20 1988 17:401
    
396.1833...toesias -> Moses supposes his toeses are rosesLEZAH::BOBBITTDo I *look* like a Corporate Tool?Wed Jan 20 1988 19:482
    from singing in the rain, one of my fave classic movies
    
396.1834Mose ecc...-> floreal appendagesMLNOIS::HARBIGWed Jan 20 1988 20:251
    
396.1835floreal appendages --> thornsREGENT::EPSTEINBruce EpsteinWed Jan 20 1988 20:490
396.1836thorn => ISO Latin-1HEART::KNOWLESBrevity is the soul of wiWed Jan 20 1988 20:561
    
396.1837ISO Latin 1 --> ISO lationREGENT::EPSTEINBruce EpsteinWed Jan 20 1988 21:012
    I saw a document where this is what the writer thought it was supposed
    to be...
396.1838ISO lation -=> Robinson CrusoeRTOEU1::JPHIPPSI'm only going to say this once !Wed Jan 20 1988 21:091
    
396.1839Robinson Crusoe -> roosterSTUBBI::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsWed Jan 20 1988 21:172
    
    as in 'he called the bird Robinson because he crusoe'
396.1840rooster --> dawnHOMSIC::DUDEKCall me Dr. BrevityWed Jan 20 1988 21:231
    
396.1841dawn -> deltaLEZAH::BOBBITTDo I *look* like a Corporate Tool?Wed Jan 20 1988 21:381
   
396.1842Delta => Frill-free flyingERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Wed Jan 20 1988 21:441
    
396.1843dawn --> morning has comeTERZA::ZANEfreedom means only to be who you are...Wed Jan 20 1988 21:530
396.1844Dawn , morning has come -=> get her to make the breakfastRTOEU1::JPHIPPSI'm only going to say this once !Wed Jan 20 1988 22:175
    
    A lazy CP
    
    John J
    
396.1845get her to make the breakfast --> chauvinistERASER::KALLISHas anybody lost a shoggoth?Thu Jan 21 1988 00:051
    
396.1846STUBBI::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsThu Jan 21 1988 00:106
    frill free flying-------|
                            |
                            |-----chauvinist
                            |
                            |
                            |-------> pigs with wings!
396.1847pigs with wings --> chicken feetHOMSIC::DUDEKCall me Dr. BrevityThu Jan 21 1988 00:161
    Another delicacy
396.1848chicken feet --> shoe size AAAZFC::DERAMOYour wish is my .comThu Jan 21 1988 02:330
396.1849shoe size AAA -> aaaashhccooo!STUBBI::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsThu Jan 21 1988 06:321
    
396.1850Aaaashhccooo! => Bless you.ERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Thu Jan 21 1988 06:521
    
396.1851bless you -> My sisters and brothersSTUBBI::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsThu Jan 21 1988 08:081
    
396.1852My sisters and brothers => Fathers and Mother SuperiorsERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Thu Jan 21 1988 09:081
    
396.1853Fathers and Mother Superiors --> GrandparentsTERZA::ZANEfreedom means only to be who you are...Thu Jan 21 1988 13:030
396.1854Grandparents -=> Cary Grant RTOEU2::JPHIPPSI'm only going to say this once !Thu Jan 21 1988 13:415
    
    My grandfather knew him when they went scrumping in Bristol .
    
    John J
    
396.1855Cary Grant --> Arsenic and Old LaceGLIVET::RECKARDI'll get you, Frank Gatulis!Thu Jan 21 1988 16:251
But, auntie, you can't just poison them!
396.1856Arsenic and Old Lace -> Agatha ChristieSTUBBI::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsThu Jan 21 1988 18:241
    
396.1857Agatha Christie --> Hercule PoirotMLNOIS::HARBIGThu Jan 21 1988 18:491
    
396.1858 Hercule Poirot --> Phoenix ESDC2::SOBOTSteve Sobot, ESDC-IIThu Jan 21 1988 18:567
    
    
    Explanation...
    
    	Hercule Poirot --> Her cool parrot -----\
    						|
    				a hot bird <----/
396.1859Phoenix --> Elleston TrevorRDGE28::BOOTHDeliberately Eclectic CharacterThu Jan 21 1988 19:131
        "Flight of the ... "   -  a d*mn good book !
396.1860Elleston Trevor -> Lovers To RelentLEZAH::BOBBITTDo I *look* like a Corporate Tool?Thu Jan 21 1988 20:151
   
396.1861lovers to relent -> gothic novelSTUBBI::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsThu Jan 21 1988 20:401
    
396.1862gothic novel -=> baroque bookRTOEU2::JPHIPPSI'm only going to say this once !Thu Jan 21 1988 21:011
    
396.1863baroque book --> cheap bindingME::TRUMPLERPining for the fnordsThu Jan 21 1988 21:060
396.1864cheap binding --> broken legTERZA::ZANEfreedom means only to be who you are...Thu Jan 21 1988 21:143
   for all you skiers...
   
396.1865broken leg --> "Good luck!"ZFC::DERAMOPlease send personal namesThu Jan 21 1988 21:300
396.1866broken leg -> "good luck!" -> actor on stageSTUBBI::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsThu Jan 21 1988 21:361
   
396.1867actor on stage --> John WayneFOOT::BOOTHDeliberately Eclectic CharacterThu Jan 21 1988 21:441
396.1868John Wayne --> Classic filmsERASER::KALLISHas anybody lost a shoggoth?Thu Jan 21 1988 22:4115
    
    like
    
    
    Stagecoach
    
    Donovan's Reef
    
    True Grit
    
    The Quiet Man
    
    She Wore a Yellow Ribbon
    
    etc ...
396.1869Classic films --> Everythin You Always Wanted to Know About Sex...HOMSIC::DUDEKCall me Dr. BrevityThu Jan 21 1988 23:021
    
396.1870Everything U always wanted to know about sex >> It's NEVER freeMORRIS::SLABOUNTYA Momentary Lapse of ReasonFri Jan 22 1988 00:291
    
396.1871It's NEVER free -> lunchSTUBBI::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsFri Jan 22 1988 01:191
    
396.1872(the) lunch -> bag of Notre DameLEZAH::BOBBITTDo I *look* like a Corporate Tool?Fri Jan 22 1988 01:531
    
396.1873bag of Notre Dame --> CezanneTERZA::ZANEunique to one, common to allFri Jan 22 1988 09:190
396.1874Cezanne --> Sez who?DELNI::CANTORDave C.Fri Jan 22 1988 11:280
396.1875Cezanne --> Sez who ? --> SechuanMLNOIS::HARBIGFri Jan 22 1988 12:001
    
396.1876Sechuan -> Set you twoSTUBBI::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsFri Jan 22 1988 16:181
    
396.1877Set you two --> set you ate hay onAYOV27::ISMITHSic Transit Gloria SwansonFri Jan 22 1988 17:041
    
396.1878set you ate hay on --> comedyME::TRUMPLERPining for the fnordsFri Jan 22 1988 17:290
396.1879comedy => :-)HEART::KNOWLESBrevity is the soul of wiFri Jan 22 1988 17:351
    
396.1880:-) --> GeorgeRDGE28::BOOTHDeliberately Eclectic CharacterFri Jan 22 1988 17:462
    
        Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy, wasn't it ?
396.1881George --> of the JungleREGENT::EPSTEINBruce EpsteinFri Jan 22 1988 17:552
From the days when Saturday Morning cartoons had no redeeming social
    values :-)
396.1882of the jungle -=> TarzanRTOEU2::JPHIPPSI'm only going to say this once !Fri Jan 22 1988 18:234
    
    Also , "Smiley's People" , and some others I think .
    
    John j
396.1883Tarzan -> stripes for everSTUBBI::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsFri Jan 22 1988 18:521
    
396.1884stripes for ever -> jailed for lifeLEZAH::BOBBITTDo I *look* like a Corporate Tool?Fri Jan 22 1988 19:201
    
396.1885jailed for life --> incarcerated indefinitelyMLNOIS::HARBIGFri Jan 22 1988 19:311
    
396.1886incarcerated indefinitely => Midnight SpecialHEART::KNOWLESBrevity is the soul of wiFri Jan 22 1988 20:011
    
396.1887Midnight Special --> Rock Around the ClockFOOT::BOOTHDeliberately Eclectic CharacterFri Jan 22 1988 20:151
396.1888Rock around the Clock -=> Kiss CurlRTOEU2::JPHIPPSI'm only going to say this once !Fri Jan 22 1988 20:285
    
    Is one allowed to ask how some associations are made ?
                                          
    John J
    
396.1889Kiss Curl --> Smooch PoochTERZA::ZANEunique to one, common to allFri Jan 22 1988 20:430
396.1890Smooch Pooch >> kiss a DobermanMORRIS::SLABOUNTYA Momentary Lapse of ReasonFri Jan 22 1988 21:191
    
396.1891kiss a Doberman -> wet faceSTUBBI::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsFri Jan 22 1988 21:378
    

    -.3 well as long as you put it behind a form feed! actually way
    back in the beginning people were encouraged to give the
    reasons for their associatons..if I remember correctly
    
    
    so how do you get kiss curl?
396.1892wet face -> buff puffLEZAH::BOBBITTDo I *look* like a Corporate Tool?Fri Jan 22 1988 22:241
    
396.1893buff puff --> massage parlorINK::KALLISHas anybody lost a shoggoth?Fri Jan 22 1988 22:361
    
396.1894massage parlor --> joy of [l]exME::TRUMPLERPining for the fnordsSat Jan 23 1988 00:383
    
    Actually, one should substitute an S for the L...
396.1895joy of [s|l]ex --> double entendreHOMSIC::DUDEKCall me Dr. BrevitySat Jan 23 1988 01:301
    
396.1896double entendre -> triple playSTUBBI::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsMon Jan 25 1988 01:501
    
396.1897triple play -> quadrapheniaDECSIM::HEILMANGet 'em out by FridayMon Jan 25 1988 06:101
    
396.1898quadraphenia -=> Who ?RTOEU3::JPHIPPSI'm only going to say this once !Mon Jan 25 1988 13:1611
     
     Re .1891
    
>    so how do you get kiss curl?
      
    Rock around the clock - Bill Haley - Kiss curl 
    I'm not sure if you would call it the same , but it's the small
    curl of hair which used to fall onto his forehead .
                                                    
    John J
    
396.1899Who ? --> McVicarAYOV27::ISMITHSic Transit Gloria SwansonMon Jan 25 1988 13:201
    
396.1900McVicar --> KirkRDGE00::BOOTHDeliberately Eclectic CharacterMon Jan 25 1988 14:311
396.1901Kirk --> SpockVISA::BIJAOUITomorrow Never KnowsMon Jan 25 1988 14:441
    
396.1902Spock -=> must dieRTOEU3::JPHIPPSI'm only going to say this once !Mon Jan 25 1988 15:041
    
396.1903 must die --> Two mustards ESDC2::SOBOTSteve Sobot, ESDC-IIMon Jan 25 1988 15:279
    re .1888	Ask away ! I suppose it's courteous to explain the REALLY
    		obscure associations (after a FF), but perhaps some
    contributers would rather not let us into the secret inner-workings
    of their minds, for fear of the rest of the network public finding
    out what warped, wierd fruitcakes they really are ;-) ;-) %-)
    							       ^
    							a wierd one !
    
    Cheers,							Steve
396.1904two mustards -> two hot dogsSTUBBI::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsMon Jan 25 1988 16:211
    
396.1905Two hot dogs --> bangersRDGE00::BOOTHDeliberately Eclectic CharacterMon Jan 25 1988 16:391
396.1906two hot dogs -> Snoopy and LassieCLARID::PETERSE Unibus PlurumMon Jan 25 1988 16:410
396.1907Joining up.....AYOV27::ISMITHSic Transit Gloria SwansonMon Jan 25 1988 17:216
    Snoopy and Lassie ----------\
                                 \
                                  \________--> Litter
                                  /
                                 /
    bangers --------------------/
396.1908litter --> travoisME::TRUMPLERPining for the fnordsMon Jan 25 1988 17:570
396.1909travois --> tyGLIVET::RECKARDI'll get you, Frank Gatulis!Mon Jan 25 1988 21:181
(trav-i-ste) n. A grotesque imitation; mockery.
396.1910ty --> styTERZA::ZANEunique to one, common to allMon Jan 25 1988 22:020
396.1911sty -=> pigRTOEU3::JPHIPPSI'm only going to say this once !Mon Jan 25 1988 22:101
    
396.1912pig -> outSTUBBI::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsMon Jan 25 1988 23:071
    
396.1913out --> damned spotHOMSIC::DUDEKCall me Dr. BrevityMon Jan 25 1988 23:481
    
396.1914damned spot --> damnyankeeINK::KALLISJust everybody please calm down...Mon Jan 25 1988 23:538
    For "sty," I'd've done:
    
    
                           -<sty -->pen>-
    
    which would have led to:
    
                         -<sty,pen --> emolument>-
396.1915damnyankee => rebelDELNI::PITARDWE MADE YOU!!!!Tue Jan 26 1988 00:542
    
    
396.1916rebel --> lionME::TRUMPLERPining for the fnordsTue Jan 26 1988 01:292
    re .1913:
    I think I've seen that one in this note before...
396.1917lion --> aroundTERZA::ZANEunique to one, common to allTue Jan 26 1988 01:550
396.1918around --> tuitZFC::DERAMOI can reply to that note inTue Jan 26 1988 02:004
    ... as in, "That bug will get fixed when I get a round tuit!"
    
    At 2000, do we delete all of the replies and start over again?
    Or will that do wonders for our unseen map?
396.1919tuit ==> doitDELNI::PITARDWE MADE YOU!!!!Tue Jan 26 1988 02:236
    
    
    As in "Doit tuit"
    
    ;^) ;^) ;^)
396.1920doit --> againTERZA::ZANEunique to one, common to allTue Jan 26 1988 02:396
   
   
   Is there really limit of 2000 on replies???
   
   
396.1921again--> and againREGENT::EPSTEINBruce EpsteinTue Jan 26 1988 02:540
396.1922again ==> and again ==> 'till it hurtsDELNI::PITARDWE MADE YOU!!!!Tue Jan 26 1988 03:203
    
    
    
396.1923'till it hurts -> giveSTUBBI::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsTue Jan 26 1988 07:464
    
    I never heard of a limit on replies...let's go for the
    Guiness book of notes records...
    This must surely be close to the most replies to a single note
396.1924give --> and takeREGENT::EPSTEINBruce EpsteinTue Jan 26 1988 09:250
396.1925and take => and stealERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Tue Jan 26 1988 10:371
    
396.1926and steal -=> sapphireRTOEU1::JPHIPPSI'm only going to say this once !Tue Jan 26 1988 13:3511
    
    Now listen . I am leaving on Friday for pastures new , and I want
    to see this note go over 2000 . So unless you want me to start making
    15 replies in one go , I suggest you all get thinking :^)
    
    John J
    
    What do you mean , *work* ??? Since when has *that* had anything
    to do with notes ?
    
    
396.1927sapphire --> Blue JohnRDGE00::BOOTHDeliberately Eclectic CharacterTue Jan 26 1988 13:441
396.1928Blue John --> NoakesAYOV27::ISMITHSic Transit Gloria SwansonTue Jan 26 1988 13:504
    
    Well, you see...
    
    Blue Peter presenters : John Noakes, Peter Purves, Vallerie Singleton.
396.1929Noakes ==> NopanesDELNI::PITARDWE MADE YOU!!!!Tue Jan 26 1988 17:426
    
    
    Sorry, I've been reading too much Piers Anthony lately.
    	:^) :^) :^) :^)
    
    				/^PiT^\
396.1930Nopanes --> broken windowME::TRUMPLERPining for the fnordsTue Jan 26 1988 17:450
396.1931Broken window >> goodbye radar detector!!MORRIS::SLABOUNTYA Momentary Lapse of ReasonTue Jan 26 1988 18:021
    
396.1932Goodbye Radar detector -> M.A.S.H.CLARID::PETERSE Unibus PlurumTue Jan 26 1988 18:360
396.1933The Monster <-- M.A.S.H.FOOT::BOOTHDeliberately Eclectic CharacterTue Jan 26 1988 18:421
396.1934The Monster --> CookieTERZA::ZANEunique to one, common to allTue Jan 26 1988 19:180
396.1935Cookie -> fig newtonSTUBBI::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsTue Jan 26 1988 19:201
    
396.1936fig newton --> Adam's appleGLIVET::RECKARDI'll get you, Frank Gatulis!Tue Jan 26 1988 19:220
396.1937Adam's apple => larynxHEART::KNOWLESBrevity is the soul of wiTue Jan 26 1988 19:251
396.1938larynx --> double-talkTERZA::ZANEunique to one, common to allTue Jan 26 1988 19:550
396.1939double-talk -=> DutchRTOEU1::JPHIPPSI'm only going to say this once !Tue Jan 26 1988 20:371
    
396.1940Du(t)ch --> DukeFOOT::BOOTHDeliberately Eclectic CharacterTue Jan 26 1988 20:492
    

396.1941Duke --> WayneINK::KALLISJust everybody please calm down...Tue Jan 26 1988 20:526
    To hold off the obvious:
    
                     -<Wayne --> snow>-
    or
    
                     -<Wayne --> dwops>-
396.1942Wayne -> my supervisor :-)STUBBI::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsTue Jan 26 1988 21:121
    
396.1943my supervisor :-) --> PeggyZFC::DERAMOI can reply to that note in --&gt;Tue Jan 26 1988 21:228
    Re .1920 et al
    
>>       Is there really limit of 2000 on replies???
    
    None that I know of; I just meant that if whoever rents disk space
    to JoyOfLex wants some back, starting this note over again is one
    way to do it -- and would our unseen counts would be messed up until
    we added back 2,000 new notes?
396.1944Peggy --> Long John SilverGLIVET::RECKARDI'll get you, Frank Gatulis!Tue Jan 26 1988 21:310
396.1945Long John Silver --> Jim LadFOOT::BOOTHDeliberately Eclectic CharacterTue Jan 26 1988 21:351
396.1946Jim Lad -> Jim DandyPLDVAX::ZARLENGALost the will to compromiseTue Jan 26 1988 23:350
396.1947Jim Dandy --> Jam HandyINK::KALLISJust everybody please calm down...Tue Jan 26 1988 23:448
    
    For those who are interested, Jam Handy was an individual/audiovisual_
    studio that produced many training films, including the imfamous
    "beep" filmstrips, where the projectionist racked the strip to the
    next frame every time the record (on which was a sound track) emitted
    a "beep."
    
    
396.1948Jam Handy --> John HancockME::TRUMPLERYes, that's my shoggoth...Tue Jan 26 1988 23:560
396.1949John Hancock => signatureERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Wed Jan 27 1988 02:031
    
396.1950signature --> XTERZA::ZANEunique to one, common to allWed Jan 27 1988 02:170
396.1951X => marks the spotHYDRA::PARSONS2Wed Jan 27 1988 02:234
    
    
    
    
396.1952marks the spot ==> spot the dogDELNI::PITARDWE MADE YOU!!!!Wed Jan 27 1988 02:494
    
    
    I know, I know (**G*R*O*A*N**)
    
396.1953spot the dog --> locate the canineZFC::DERAMOI can reply to that note in --&gt;Wed Jan 27 1988 02:510
396.1954locate the canine --> lock-9 the K-8REGENT::EPSTEINBruce EpsteinWed Jan 27 1988 03:190
396.1955lock-9 the K-8 => I'm not as think as you stoned I amERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Wed Jan 27 1988 03:391
    
396.1956I'm not as think as you stoned I am => I think, therefore I spamDELNI::PITARDWE MADE YOU!!!!Wed Jan 27 1988 04:582
    
    
396.1957I think, therefore I spam => I know hell is hot, but is it humid?ERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Wed Jan 27 1988 05:082
    
    I believe that the phrase is "I'm pink, therefore I'm spam."
396.1958HYDRA::PARSONS2Wed Jan 27 1988 05:083
  -< I think, therefor I spam => ....and now for something completly
    						different >-    
    
396.1959STUBBI::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsWed Jan 27 1988 06:187
    I know Hell is hot but is it humid?---|
                                          |
                                          |
    and now for something completely      | 
    different-----------------------------|
                                          |
                                          |-----Anartica  
396.1960Antarctica -> Jack Frost Nipping At Your...LEZAH::BOBBITTOnce upon a time...Wed Jan 27 1988 08:557
    for "I'm pink therefore I'm Spam" or whatever, I'd have done
    
    "no one expects the spammish repetition!"
    
    pythonites will understand....even if no one else does...
    
    
396.1961Jack Frost Nipping At Your... => Wink, wink nudge nudge.ERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Wed Jan 27 1988 09:168
    RE: "No one expects the spammish repetition!"
    
    Well...
    Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked
    beans, spam, spam and spam.  Hold the baked beans please.  ;-)
    
    And now for something completly different, a man with 3 buttocks.
     :-)  :-)  :-)
396.1962Wink wink nudge nudge --> plop plop fizz fizzDELNI::CANTORDave C.Wed Jan 27 1988 10:160
396.1963AYOV27::ISMITHSic Transit Gloria SwansonWed Jan 27 1988 12:4410
    
    For : Wink wink nudge nudge
    
    I'd have done either
    	
    	Does she go?
    
    or
    
    	Say no more!
396.1964RDGE00::BOOTHDeliberately Eclectic CharacterWed Jan 27 1988 13:181
396.1965 (a + b)(a + b) --> water rule ESDC2::SOBOTSteve Sobot, ESDC-IIWed Jan 27 1988 13:2911
    
    sort of like this...
    
    	a b  a b ... abba
    		     waterloo ... waterool   :-#
    
    re .1960   love the bit about "spammish" (inquisition?)
    
    	......I never expected that !!!!!!!!! :-)
    
    Cheers,							Steve
396.1966water rule -=> wavy lineRTOEU2::JPHIPPSI'm only going to say this once !Wed Jan 27 1988 13:321
    
396.1967wavy line => waney edgeHEART::KNOWLESBrevity is the soul of wiWed Jan 27 1988 14:341
   
396.1968waney (edge) -> weedy weakyCLARID::PETERSE Unibus PlurumWed Jan 27 1988 16:012

veni vidi vici
396.1969weedy weaky --> Mr. ApolloRDGE00::BOOTHDeliberately Eclectic CharacterWed Jan 27 1988 17:032
        ... in ten simple steps if you follow the instructions ...
396.1970Mr. Apollo ==> and his firey chariotDELNI::PITARDWE MADE YOU!!!!Wed Jan 27 1988 17:143
    
    Well, he *WAS* the god of the sun......
    
396.1971... fiery chariot => Phoebus' cartHEART::KNOWLESBrevity is the soul of wiWed Jan 27 1988 17:201
    
396.1972Pheobus' cart --> Here Comes the SunREGENT::EPSTEINBruce EpsteinWed Jan 27 1988 17:341
By four lads from Liverpool, of course
396.1973Here Comes the Sun --> Cloud NineME::TRUMPLERPining for the fnordsWed Jan 27 1988 17:370
396.1974Cloud Nine --> #9 DreamRDGE00::BOOTHDeliberately Eclectic CharacterWed Jan 27 1988 17:561
396.1975#9 Dream -=> RevolutionRTOEU2::JPHIPPS2 1/2 days to goWed Jan 27 1988 18:464
    as they were mentioned
    
    John J
    
396.1976Revolution --> EvolutionVISA::BIJAOUITomorrow Never KnowsWed Jan 27 1988 19:001
    
396.1977Evolution --> Scopes TrialERASER::KALLISJust everybody please calm down...Wed Jan 27 1988 20:137
    
    re. on the "firey chariot" -- I'd have said:
    
               -<...and his firey chariot --> Christine>-
    
    
    ... For all you Stephen King fans out there ...
396.1978Scopes trial -> Monkey's uncleDECSIM::HEILMANGet 'em out by FridayWed Jan 27 1988 21:061
    
396.1979Monkey's uncle -=> TarzanRTOEU3::JPHIPPS2 1/2 days to goWed Jan 27 1988 21:144
    I've heard this before
    
    John J
    
396.1980Tarzan -> Lord GreystokeSTUBBI::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsWed Jan 27 1988 21:223
    
    
    how many times have we had Tarzan?
396.1981Lord Greystoke --> Charles, Prince of the WhalesZFC::DERAMOFrom the keyboard of Daniel V. D'EramoWed Jan 27 1988 21:4125
    Re .1980:  how many times have we had Tarzan?
    
    According to DIR/TITLE="Tarzan" 396.*:
    
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                                 The Joy of Lex
Created: 28-FEB-1986 12:47         472 topics         Updated: 27-JAN-1988 18:29
                 -< A Notes File even your grammar could love >-
 Topic  Author               Date         Repl  Title
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        ERASER::KALLIS       11-DEC-1987  396.1144  ape --> Tarzan
          STAR::HUBER        11-DEC-1987  396.1145  Tarzan --> GItarzan
        GNUVAX::BOBBITT      11-DEC-1987  396.1146  Gitarzan -> Kitaro
        AYOV27::ISMITH        8-JAN-1988  396.1542  Eugene --> Me Tarzan!
        CLARID::PETERS        8-JAN-1988  396.1543  Me Tarzan! -> Welsh Cottage
          ERIS::CONLON       19-JAN-1988  396.1822  Him a Goose => Me Tarzan, you Jane
        RDGE00::BOOTH        20-JAN-1988  396.1823  Me Tarzan, you Jane --> Aaahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaah !!!!!!!!!!!!!
        RTOEU2::JPHIPPS      22-JAN-1988  396.1882  of the jungle  -=> Tarzan
        STUBBI::B_REINKE     22-JAN-1988  396.1883  Tarzan -> stripes for ever
        RTOEU3::JPHIPPS      27-JAN-1988  396.1979  Monkey's uncle -=> Tarzan
        STUBBI::B_REINKE     27-JAN-1988  396.1980  Tarzan -> Lord Greystoke
    
    Be careful when you count them!
    
    Dan
396.1982Lord Greystoke -> SadnessCLARID::PETERSE Unibus PlurumWed Jan 27 1988 21:4410
    
    
>    how many times have we had Tarzan?

	Introduced 5 times, there are 11 topics here with Tarzan in the title.
	Enough, surely, even for Jane?
	

When we pass 2000, will the next goal be to get to 3000 even faster?

396.1983sadness -=> madnessRTOEU3::JPHIPPS2 1/2 days to goWed Jan 27 1988 21:481
    
396.1984Madness --> House of FunRDGE00::BOOTHDeliberately Eclectic CharacterWed Jan 27 1988 21:501
396.1985House of Fun => funny farmDELNI::PITARDWAIT!!!!! It's not *YOUR* turn!!!Wed Jan 27 1988 21:582
    
    
396.1986funny farm -> Napoleon XVILEZAH::BOBBITTOnce upon a time...Wed Jan 27 1988 22:203
    I think that's who sang "they're coming to take me away"
    
    
396.1987Napoleon XVI --> bacon sandwichAYOV27::ISMITHSic Transit Gloria SwansonWed Jan 27 1988 22:274
    You see,
    
    
    he kept his hand inside his jacket to keep his bacon sandwich warm.
396.1988bacon sandwich --> big girlME::TRUMPLERPining for the fnordsWed Jan 27 1988 22:4810
    re .1986:
    
    It was Napoleon XIV, not XVI.
    
    ...ahah, yawa em ekat ot gnimoc er'yehT 
    
    was, of course, the flip side...

    re .this one:
    bacon sandwich --> pig earl -->
396.1989STUBBI::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsWed Jan 27 1988 23:036
    Charles, prince of the Whales------
                                      |
                                      |
                                      |---big girl
                                      |
                                      |---> female humpback whale
396.1990Female Humpback Whale -> Shelly WintersSONATA::LANGEMammy's step foward an espres yo'sefWed Jan 27 1988 23:081
    
396.1991Shelly Winters => Donna SummerDELNI::PITARDWAIT!!!!! It's not *YOUR* turn!!!Wed Jan 27 1988 23:262
    
    
396.1992Donna Summer --> Disco QueenREGENT::EPSTEINBruce EpsteinThu Jan 28 1988 01:320
396.1993disco queen -> disco valente'LEZAH::BOBBITTOnce upon a time...Thu Jan 28 1988 01:461
    
396.1994disco valante' => better dead than disco?ERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Thu Jan 28 1988 02:331
    
396.1995better dead than disco --> disco duckZFC::DERAMOFrom the keyboard of Daniel V. D'EramoThu Jan 28 1988 02:570
396.1996disco duck => Howard the DuckDELNI::PITARDWAIT!!!!! It's not *YOUR* turn!!!Thu Jan 28 1988 02:591
    
396.1997Howard the Duck -> Pizza the HuttDECSIM::HEILMANGet 'em out by FridayThu Jan 28 1988 06:442
    
    Only 3 to go! 
396.1998Pizza the Hutt => Wookie MonsterERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Thu Jan 28 1988 06:501
    
396.1999Wookie Monster => Hardware WarsERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Thu Jan 28 1988 06:512
    Ok, who wants the honor of reply 2000?
    
396.2000hardware wars -> softworesSTUBBI::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsThu Jan 28 1988 06:542
    
    me I guess :-)
396.2001hardware wars -> softwores -> HALDECSIM::HEILMANGet 'em out by FridayThu Jan 28 1988 07:092
    
    Just in time for note 2001!!
396.2002HAL --> IBMAYOV27::ISMITHSic Transit Gloria SwansonThu Jan 28 1988 12:135
    Re .1988
    
    Yes, I thought it would be the wrong Napoleon, but it was late,
    I wanted my dinner, there was no history book handy to look up,
    and it was too good to mis!! %^}
396.2003HAL-IBM -=> CRAPRTOEU2::JPHIPPS2 days to go ....Thu Jan 28 1988 12:4418
                                       
    
    
    H A L  +  I B M  --------   C R A P
    a n i     t e e             a e n o
    g d e     s i n             r p d l
    g           n d               a   i
    l           g e               i   s
    e             d               r   h
                                  s   i
                                      n
                                      g
     
    
    Well done people , 2000 with 2 days left .
    Now , let's see about 3000 before the weekend 
    
    John J
396.2004CRAP --> The Isle of Wight ferryRDGE00::BOOTHDeliberately Eclectic CharacterThu Jan 28 1988 13:322

        .... to recall a terribly old joke ...
396.2005CRAP -=> EarlsJANUS::CROWLEesto quod esse viderisThu Jan 28 1988 13:337
    Half - remembered line from "The Lady is a Tramp" :
    
    "don't play crap games with {?} and Earls"
    
    -- brian (who swore he'd never get involved in this note, but couldn't
    resist in the end ...)
    
396.2006The Isle of Wight ferry -=> CowesRTOEU2::JPHIPPS2 days to go ....Thu Jan 28 1988 14:194
    The old ones are always the best 
    
    John J
    
396.2007Cowes --> bullsGLIVET::RECKARDI'll get you, Frank Gatulis!Thu Jan 28 1988 16:210
396.2008jointHEART::KNOWLESBrevity is the soul of wiThu Jan 28 1988 16:5014
    Earls -----------------+
    			   | 
    			   | 
    			   | 
    bulls -----------------+
       			   | 
    			   | 
    			   | 
    			   +-------------> baron

    
    `don't go to crap games with Barons and Earls'
    (and I think there's a joint called a baron of beef - there's
    certainly a _pub_ called The B of B)
396.2009Baron --> von RichthofenRDGE00::BOOTHDeliberately Eclectic CharacterThu Jan 28 1988 16:520
396.2010von Richthofen --> van BeethovenME::TRUMPLERPining for the fnordsThu Jan 28 1988 17:360
396.2011van Beethoven -=> van RentalRTOEU2::JPHIPPS1 1/2 days to go .....Thu Jan 28 1988 17:531
    
396.2012van Beethoven -> Van MorrisonLEZAH::BOBBITTOnce upon a time...Thu Jan 28 1988 17:551
    
396.2013van rental -> Van HalenPLDVAX::ZARLENGALost the will to compromiseThu Jan 28 1988 18:114
    
    Sorry, .2012 you were a duplicate response to .2010
    
    -mike 
396.2014Van Halen -=> VandellasRTOEU2::JPHIPPS1 1/2 days to go .....Thu Jan 28 1988 18:205
    
    Can't be many more
    
    John J
    
396.2015STUBBI::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsThu Jan 28 1988 18:2615
    Van Halen---------------
                           |
                           |---------------Vandellas
                           |
    Van Morrison-----------|
                           |
                           |------------------> van guards
    
    
    .13...you are 'supposed' to pull duplicate answers together
    when you notice them!! :-)  :-)  Bonnie
    
    
    and .14 how did you manage to sneak that in ahead of me!
    Bonnie
396.2016Vanguards --> ViscountsFOOT::BOOTHDeliberately Eclectic CharacterThu Jan 28 1988 18:284


        Remember the good old Vickers aircraft company ?
396.2017Viscount -> CouponsLEZAH::BOBBITTOnce upon a time...Thu Jan 28 1988 20:301
    
396.2018Coupons => the indiansDELNI::PITARDWAIT!!!!! It's not *YOUR* turn!!!Thu Jan 28 1988 21:124
    
    As in I scored a coup on the indians
    
    
396.2019the indians --> the cowboysZFC::DERAMOFrom the keyboard of Daniel V. D'EramoThu Jan 28 1988 21:250
396.2020The cowboys >> The Cheerleaders!!TIGER::SLABOUNTYA Momentary Lapse of ReasonThu Jan 28 1988 21:321
    
396.2021The Cheerleaders -> The Squid Decor!SONATA::LANGEMammy's step foward an espres yo'sefThu Jan 28 1988 22:260
396.2022the squid decor -> octopus' gardenLEZAH::BOBBITTOnce upon a time...Fri Jan 29 1988 00:181
    
396.2023octopus' garden --> photographME::TRUMPLERPining for the fnordsFri Jan 29 1988 00:270
396.2024photograph => mug shotDELNI::PITARDWAIT!!!!! It's not *YOUR* turn!!!Fri Jan 29 1988 00:411
    
396.2025mug shot -> caffeine injectionLEZAH::BOBBITTOnce upon a time...Fri Jan 29 1988 01:111
    
396.2026caffeine injection --> wakeup callTERZA::ZANEunique to one, common to allFri Jan 29 1988 01:140
396.2027wakeup call -> "HEY, YOU!!"DECSIM::HEILMANGet 'em out by FridayFri Jan 29 1988 01:191
    
396.2028HEY YOU!! --> Yoo-hoo!TERZA::ZANEunique to one, common to allFri Jan 29 1988 01:313
   Sure is getting quiet around here...
   
396.2029Yoo-hoo! => Class... class.... WAKE UP!!!ERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Fri Jan 29 1988 01:351
    
396.2030Class... class.... WAKE UP!! => Young man, now give me that knife.DELNI::PITARDWAIT!!!!! It's not *YOUR* turn!!!Fri Jan 29 1988 01:411
    
396.2031Young man, now give me that knife => Ok Sister Mary Elephant.ERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Fri Jan 29 1988 02:091
    
396.2032Ok Sister Mary Elephant. --> never forget ...ZFC::DERAMOFrom the keyboard of Daniel V. D'EramoFri Jan 29 1988 02:290
396.2033never forget (remember) -> the AlamoPLDVAX::ZARLENGALost the will to compromiseFri Jan 29 1988 03:170
396.2034the Alamo => The Basement...ERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Fri Jan 29 1988 03:291
    
396.2035the basement -> I meant to do thatPLDVAX::ZARLENGALost the will to compromiseFri Jan 29 1988 08:002
    
    From Pee Wee's Big Adventure for those scratching their head.
396.2036I meant to do that => Pee Wee's Play HouseERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Fri Jan 29 1988 08:472
    
    Aw, you ruined my perfectly cryptic reply. :-)
396.2037Pee Wee's Play House --> I'm gonna burn your playhouse downFOOT::BOOTHDeliberately Eclectic CharacterFri Jan 29 1988 14:080
396.2038I'm gonna burn your playhouse down --> Single PigeonVISA::BIJAOUITomorrow Never KnowsFri Jan 29 1988 14:2413
    I'm gonna burn your playhouse down
    |
    +---> Me too, me too,
          I'm a lot like youuuuuououou,
    	  
    	  Single pigeon, thru the railings,
    	  Did she throw you out ?
    
    (P. McCartney & Wings, Red Rose Speedway, 1973)
    
    Reproduced without any authorization.
    
    Pierre.
396.2039Single Pigeon -=> Lord NelsonRTOEU3::JPHIPPSthe end is nighFri Jan 29 1988 15:1811
    
    and his column
    
    
    Re .15
    It came up in a word game the night before .
    
    Could also have had Vangelis
    
    John J
    
396.2040 Lord Nelson => Admiral NelsonDELNI::PITARDWAIT!!!!! It's not *YOUR* turn!!!Fri Jan 29 1988 16:314
    
    
    Patrion saint of the Seaview
396.2041Admiral Nelson = Lady HamiltonJANUS::CROWLEesto quod esse viderisFri Jan 29 1988 16:5795
    "=" as in family tree diagrams. 
        
    By the way, since we've recently passed 2000 responses, is anyone
    interested in the score? (from .1 to .2000, that is):

Noter        Responses to this note
-----        ----------------------

GOODWIN          1
NOBLE            1
SATOW            1
BINNS            1
MANNION          1
ROBINSON         1
KABEL            1
BUSCH            1
WIECHMANN        1
PFC              1
MURRAY           1
POSTPISCHIL      1
BUSWELL          1
MONAHAN          1
GETSINGER        1
PARSONS2         2
GRAZIANO_ROC     2
MASON            2
GILLARD          2
REDICK           2
SLOANE           2
BELL             2
SIMON            2
OSMAN            2
SNYDER           2
BLAKE            2
DORLHIAC         3
CHARBONND        3
CIUFFINI         3
BROOMHEAD        3
DAUGHAN          3
ROGERS           3
LASHER           3
MEARNS           3
LAMBERT          3
NELSON           4
AIKEN            4
GORDON           4
CONLIFFE         6
CUSUP_LAPLAN     6
BIJAOUI          7
WARDEN           8
PHIPPS           8
CALLAS           8
KEY              9
LANGE           10
JMUNZER         11
LIRON           13
FINANCE         15
WATSON          16
KENAH           19
PITARD          21
GOODENOUGH      22
SLABOUNTY       24
CANTOR          25
LILLY           29
SOBOT           33
CONLON          33
KNOWLES         46
DERAMO          50
JPHIPPS         51
HEILMAN         54
PETERS          54
BOYAJIAN        55
RECKARD         56
STONE           57
EPSTEIN         61
ZARLENGA        68
HUBER           75
DUDEK           79
BOOTH           82
ZANE            88
TRUMPLER        90
ISMITH          92

    Three cheers for the gallant runners up:

HARBIG         107
BOBBITT        117
B_REINKE       124

    But the winner is:

KALLIS         191

    Well done, Steve!
396.2042Lady Hamilton -> made a widow by Aaron BurrREGENT::EPSTEINBruce EpsteinFri Jan 29 1988 18:103
    Re: Van*
    go back about 20 years for Vanilla Fudge
    or before that for Van Johnson
396.2043...Aaron Burr -> Raymond BurrLEZAH::BOBBITTOnce upon a time...Fri Jan 29 1988 19:281
    
396.2044Raymond Burr -=> Perry MasonRTOEU3::JPHIPPSan hour or less to go ....Fri Jan 29 1988 19:306
    
    Re .2041
    What does that equate to per month , per person ?
    
    John J
    
396.2045Perry Mason --> IronsideFOOT::BOOTHDeliberately Eclectic CharacterFri Jan 29 1988 19:313
    Re .2041
    
        I started late ................
396.2046Ironside --> Chastity BeltHOMSIC::DUDEKCall me Dr. BrevityFri Jan 29 1988 19:375
    RE .Van
    
    And forward 20 years to VAN-na White (blech)!
    
    Dudek - who can hardly get a reply in edgewise sometimes...
396.2047Chastity Belt --> JoyofsexVISA::BIJAOUITomorrow Never KnowsFri Jan 29 1988 19:445
    
    Couldn't miss that one :-)
    
    
    Pierre.
396.2048Joyofsex --> Nine Times A NightWELSWS::MANNIONThis land ain't _her_ landFri Jan 29 1988 21:033
    Only 190 to go now and I'll catch the bugger!
    
    Phillip
396.2049Nine Times A Night --> Four out of five dentists surveyed...TERZA::ZANEunique to one, common to allFri Jan 29 1988 21:420
396.2050dentists... -> 4 out of 5 employees questionairedDECSIM::HEILMANGet 'em out by FridayFri Jan 29 1988 21:502
    
    See "noun is verbed" note.
396.20514 out of 5 employees questionaired -=> wanted to leave (sob)RTOEU3::JPHIPPSan hour or less to go ....Fri Jan 29 1988 22:397
    
    Thankyou , Bonnie .
    
    John J
    
    Still here 'cos of the party .
    
396.2052Wanted to Leave (sob) --> Make like a tree (and leave)HOMSIC::DUDEKCall me Dr. BrevitySat Jan 30 1988 01:051
    I'm catching up...
396.2053Make like a tree --> decide to be deciduousREGENT::EPSTEINBruce EpsteinSat Jan 30 1988 01:461
    for chastity belt, I'd have done --> Young Bono slap
396.2054decide to be deciduous --==>> TreebeardRTOEU2::JPHIPPSI'll be seeing youSat Jan 30 1988 02:389
    Absolutely my last note ................ anywhere
              
    John J Phipps
    
    Goodbye and good luck
    
    And thanks for all the fish
    
    
396.2055Treebeard -> FangornSTUBBI::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsSat Jan 30 1988 05:311
    
396.2056Fangorn -> fOn rangLEZAH::BOBBITTOnce upon a time...Sun Jan 31 1988 06:471
    well, you get the idea....
396.2057fon rang -> call backPLDVAX::ZARLENGALost the will to compromiseSun Jan 31 1988 23:177

    
.2056>    well, you get the idea....

    	Just barely.
    
    -mike z
396.2058call back -> call waitingSTUBBI::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsMon Feb 01 1988 03:045
    
    in re .56....Jodi you are obviously not a Lord of the Rings
    Fan! :-) 
    
    Bonnie
396.2059call waiting -> telephonePLDVAX::ZARLENGAThe 'hogs' ruled!Mon Feb 01 1988 08:460
396.2060telephone --> BTRDGE00::BOOTHDeliberately Eclectic CharacterMon Feb 01 1988 14:110
396.2061BT --> WarrenAYOV27::ISMITHSic Transit Gloria SwansonMon Feb 01 1988 14:131
    
396.2062Warren --> PeaceNEARLY::GOODENOUGHJeff Goodenough, IPG Reading UKMon Feb 01 1988 15:391
    Has this been round before?
396.2063Peace --> and carrotsGLIVET::RECKARDI'll get you, Frank Gatulis!Mon Feb 01 1988 16:320
396.2064and carrots => deafHEART::KNOWLESSpeak up - I've a carrot in my ear.Mon Feb 01 1988 17:251
    
396.2065deaf --> fadeRDGE00::BOOTHDeliberately Eclectic CharacterMon Feb 01 1988 18:110
396.2066fade => outDELNI::PITARDWAIT!!!!! It's not *YOUR* turn!!!Mon Feb 01 1988 18:491
    
396.2067out -> and aboutSTUBBI::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsMon Feb 01 1988 19:232
    
    how do you get 'deaf' from 'and carrots"????
396.2068and about => troubadourHEART::KNOWLESSpeak up - I've a carrot in my ear.Mon Feb 01 1988 19:485
396.2069and about ->timeERASER::KALLISJust everybody please calm down...Mon Feb 01 1988 19:503
    
    Probably comes from that old joke, "I'm sorry.  I can't hear you.
    I've carrots in my ears."
396.2070time -> ThamesSOPHIA::DORLHIACToOmuCHNotEsmAKeSyOUshOrTSIghTeDMon Feb 01 1988 20:211
    
396.2071Thames => is fight'n wordsDELNI::PITARDWAIT!!!!! It's not *YOUR* turn!!!Mon Feb 01 1988 20:303
    
    Too much Piers Anthony
    :^) :^) :^) :^)
396.2072is fightin' words --> dictionaryTERZA::ZANEunique to one, common to allMon Feb 01 1988 20:380
396.2073dictionary --> great vocabulary, weak plotREGENT::EPSTEINBruce EpsteinMon Feb 01 1988 21:040
396.2074weak plot -> failed coupDECSIM::HEILMANGet 'em out by FridayMon Feb 01 1988 21:071
    
396.2075failed coup --> wet shirtME::TRUMPLERPining for the fnordsMon Feb 01 1988 21:100
396.2076wet shirt --> clinging clothesRDGE00::BOOTHDeliberately Eclectic CharacterMon Feb 01 1988 21:250
396.2077 clinging clothes => wet T-shirt contestsDELNI::PITARDWAIT!!!!! It's not *YOUR* turn!!!Mon Feb 01 1988 21:281
    
396.2078wet T-shirt contests --> shirts vs. skinsHOMSIC::DUDEKCall me Dr. BrevityMon Feb 01 1988 21:321
    
396.2079shirts vs skins --> Broncos vs 'SkinsZFC::DERAMOFrom the keyboard of Daniel V. D'EramoTue Feb 02 1988 00:125
    
    
    Re .2063      GLIVET::RECKARD "I'll get you, Frank Gatulis!"
    
    Who is Frank Gatulis, and what did he do?
396.2080Broncos ve 'Skins --> Couch PotatoesINK::KALLISJust everybody please calm down...Tue Feb 02 1988 00:352
    
    Well, some folk liked it ...
396.2081Couch Potatoes -> shiftless spudsLEZAH::BOBBITTOnce upon a time...Tue Feb 02 1988 01:114
    re: my infamiliarity w/Lord of the Rings
    Oh, sure, I'm familiar, but I just haven't had time to read 'em...got
    'em right here on my shelf, tho!
    
396.2082shiftless spuds --> French FriesTERZA::ZANEunique to one, common to allTue Feb 02 1988 01:405
   Does anybody know why they're called French?  Is it the cooking,
   preparation, or what?
   
   
396.2083French Fries --> time fliesZFC::DERAMOFrom the keyboard of Daniel V. D'EramoTue Feb 02 1988 02:080
396.2084time flies -> flies on the ceilingSTUBBI::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsTue Feb 02 1988 02:251
    
396.2085flies on the ceiling => pigs on the wingERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Tue Feb 02 1988 02:441
    From Pink Floyd's Animals album.
396.2086pigs on the wing --> pink elephants on paradeTERZA::ZANEunique to one, common to allTue Feb 02 1988 10:330
396.2087pink elephants on parade --> delerium tremensMLNOIS::HARBIGTue Feb 02 1988 12:061
    
396.2088delerium tremens --> plumbum oscillansFOOT::BOOTHDeliberately Eclectic CharacterTue Feb 02 1988 15:122
    

396.2089plumbum oscillans => FoucaultHEART::KNOWLESTue Feb 02 1988 15:491
    
396.2090plumbum oscillans --> heavy metal fanNEARLY::GOODENOUGHJeff Goodenough, IPG Reading UKTue Feb 02 1988 15:5510
    Re French fries way back - dunno why they are called that.  As far
    as I know the expression originated in the US.
    
    Perhaps we could start a new word association game where each word
    is the translation of its predecessor/successor in US or British
    English:
    
    		french fries <-> chips <-> crisps <-> ?
    
    JEff.
396.2091heavy metal fan => light plastic fanDELNI::PITARDWAIT!!!!! It's not *YOUR* turn!!!Tue Feb 02 1988 16:291
    
396.2092light plastic fan --> credit card userGLIVET::RECKARDI'll get you, Frank Gatulis!Tue Feb 02 1988 16:580
396.2093Credit card user => Balancing ActJANUS::CROWLEesto quod esse viderisTue Feb 02 1988 17:465
    Somewhat tricky join from about -.3:
    
    Foucault------------+
    			+-- balancing act
    Credit card user ---+
396.2094balancing act -> The Great WallendasPLDVAX::ZARLENGAThe 'hogs' ruled!Tue Feb 02 1988 17:520
396.2095The Great Wallendas --> kangaroosME::TRUMPLERPining for the fnordsTue Feb 02 1988 18:224
    For those not from OZ:
    
    The Great Wallendas --> wallabies --> kangaroos
    
396.2096kangaroo --> dunnoERASER::KALLISJust everybody please calm down...Tue Feb 02 1988 18:5216
    
    
    I'm told that when one of the early English explorers of Australia
    saw that funny pouched hopping animal, he asked his guide, "what
    is that animal named?"
    
    The guide said, "Kangaroo."  And so the critter's been known ever
    since.
    
    I've been told "Kangaroo" was the native word for "I don't know."
    
    On "French Fries":  I think it comes from the way the potato is
    carved up.  "French cut stringbeans" are long, slender cuts of bean;
    "Frenched lamb chops" are likewise slender slabs of lamb.  It may
    be that "French Cut and Fried Potatoes" was the original, becoming
    "Frenched fried potatoes," thence to the current term.
396.2097dunno --> blissful ignoranceRDGE28::BOOTHThere is no need to panic ........Tue Feb 02 1988 19:100
396.2098dunno -> duncare eitherLEZAH::BOBBITTOnce upon a time...Tue Feb 02 1988 19:141
    
396.2099duncare either => IdaknowDELNI::PITARDWAIT!!!!! It's not *YOUR* turn!!!Tue Feb 02 1988 20:241
    
396.2100ERASER::KALLISJust everybody please calm down...Tue Feb 02 1988 20:446
    blissful ignorance ---|
                          |
                          |
                          |
    Idaknow --------------------> Don't tell me how you did it
    
396.2101STUBBI::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsTue Feb 02 1988 21:123
    Don't tell me how you did it ---> tricky maneuver
    
   
396.2102tricky maneuver -> sticky manureDECSIM::HEILMANPunxsatawney Phil .NE. 6 weeksTue Feb 02 1988 21:202
    
    I don't even *want* to guess what reply will follow this!
396.2103sticky manure --> Rhubarb, rhubarb !!RDGE28::BOOTHThere is no need to panic ........Tue Feb 02 1988 21:343


        what else ...........???
396.2104Rhubarb, Rhubarb -- Kitty, Kitty ...INK::KALLISJust everybody please calm down...Tue Feb 02 1988 22:147
    
    H. Allen Smith wrote a novel, _Rhubarb_, about a cat of that name
    who inherited a baseball team.
    
    The term "Rhubarb" means, in sports lingo, a lively altercation.
    Thwe same H. Allen Smith, in his collection, _How To Write Without
    Knowing Nothing_, as I recall, explains its derivation
396.2105Kitty, Kitty --> Litter, LitterHOMSIC::DUDEKCall me Dr. BrevityTue Feb 02 1988 22:472
    I was told by an AUTHENTIC FRENCH PERSON (AFP) that they have "french
    fries" in France and that they are skinnier than the American version.
396.2106litter -> cats for saleLEZAH::BOBBITTOnce upon a time...Tue Feb 02 1988 23:241
    
396.2107cats for sale -> cars for salePLDVAX::ZARLENGAThe 'hogs' ruled!Tue Feb 02 1988 23:410
396.2108cars for sale => Used car salesmenERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Wed Feb 03 1988 03:301
    
396.2109Used car salesmen => IBM salesmenLAMHRA::WHORLOWProgress:=!(going_backwards&gt;coping)Wed Feb 03 1988 09:451
    
396.2110IBM salesmen => blasphemy ;-)ERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Wed Feb 03 1988 09:551
    
396.2111Blasphemy >> The Cars = new wave!!MORRIS::SLABOUNTYA Momentary Lapse of ReasonWed Feb 03 1988 13:111
    
396.2112The Cars = new wave ---> Royal waveFOOT::BOOTHThere is no need to panic ........Wed Feb 03 1988 13:432
    
        .... from the back of a rather nice motor car ....
396.2113Royal wave -> Charles in the bathroom YIPPEE::LIRONWed Feb 03 1988 15:2316

        re .2105
    
    As a AFP, I've never seen French Fries here in France. 
    We have something called "frites", which has the reputation
    to be of Belgian origin. The Belgian people are supposed
    to be "frites" maniacs.
    In restaurants and cafeterias, more pompous names are used, 
    eg "Pommes Allumettes" or "Pommes Paille".
    	
    There are also frozen chips, which are supposed to be 
    from US origin, but nobody with a sense of dignity will
    admit to use them.
    
    	roger
    
396.2114Charles in the bathroom => Prince Albert in a can...ERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Wed Feb 03 1988 15:351
    
396.2115Prince Albert in a can => Albert MemorialJANUS::CROWLEesto quod esse viderisWed Feb 03 1988 16:161
    
396.2116Albert Memorial -> Queen VictoriaSTUBBI::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsWed Feb 03 1988 16:331
    
396.2117 Queen Victoria --> :-( ESDC2::SOBOTSteve Sobot, ESDC-IIWed Feb 03 1988 17:528
    
    We
    
    	are

    		not

    			amused.
396.2118:-( --> :-)REGENT::EPSTEINBruce EpsteinWed Feb 03 1988 18:076
    
    Re: rhubarb -
    
    The word is also used in theatrical applications to simulate an
    unruly crowd if everyone on stage mumbles 'rhubarb, rhubarb'
    continuously. 
396.2119:-) --> DwarfRDGE28::BOOTHThere is no need to panic ........Wed Feb 03 1988 18:3312


        One of the seven was Happy, wasn't it ?



        Reminds me :

        In the cottage in the wood, Dopey was feeling happy ......


        Happy said "Gerroff !!!"
396.2120Dwarf --> ElfERASER::KALLISJust everybody please calm down...Wed Feb 03 1988 18:405
    
    I'd have done Albert Memorial as:
    
                     -< Albert Memorial --> Incredible>-
    
396.2121Elf --> Standard OilVISA::BIJAOUITomorrow Never KnowsWed Feb 03 1988 19:377
    
    Refering to Oil Companies.
    
    Re: A few back, about french fries. Roger, you forgot to mention the
    'Pommes Pont-Neuf', which have a squared section of 1cm
    
    Pierre.
396.2122Standard Oil -> 10W40LEZAH::BOBBITTOnce upon a time...Wed Feb 03 1988 19:5511
    as for Prince Albert in a Can, I'd have done -> Tobacco
    
    (there was an ancient standard crank (prank) call which went
    
     caller:  hello
     called (often a pharmacy/tobacconists) :  hello
     caller:  do you have Prince Albert In A Can?
     called: yes
     caller: well you better let him out!
    
    
396.212310W40 --> Form 1040TERZA::ZANEunique to one, common to allWed Feb 03 1988 21:480
396.2124Form 1040 --> eighty-sixINK::KALLISJust everybody please calm down...Wed Feb 03 1988 22:357
    
    
    "86," as in the Agent number of Maxwell Smart, means "out of" whatever;
    "86 hamburgers," in a fast-food place, doesn't represent a humungous
    order; it means there are no more hamburgers left.
    
    The aspplicability to the Form 1040 should be obvious.
396.2125eighty-six --> bottles of beer on the wall HOMSIC::DUDEKCall me Dr. BrevityWed Feb 03 1988 23:181
    
396.2126bottles of beer on the wall --> college dormME::TRUMPLERPining for the fnordsThu Feb 04 1988 00:190
396.2127college dorm -> no privacy & no hot waterLEZAH::BOBBITTOnce upon a time...Thu Feb 04 1988 01:111
    
396.2128no privacy & no hot water -> camping!STUBBI::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsThu Feb 04 1988 01:161
    
396.2129camping --> electionERASER::KALLISJust everybody please calm down...Thu Feb 04 1988 01:452
    
    as in "1988 Presidential Camping
396.2130election --> aroused male with speech impedimentREGENT::EPSTEINBruce EpsteinThu Feb 04 1988 02:560
396.2131aroused male with speech impediment => Alfred E. NewmanERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Thu Feb 04 1988 04:471
    
396.2132Alfred E. Newman [sic] --> newspeakDELNI::CANTORDave C.Thu Feb 04 1988 09:140
396.2133newspeak --> "Hilary Conquers Everest" (1953)FOOT::BOOTHThere is no need to panic ........Thu Feb 04 1988 13:511
396.2134"HCE" (1953) => CoronationHEART::KNOWLESSpeak up - I've a carrot in my ear.Thu Feb 04 1988 17:081
    
396.2135Coronation --> SesameAYOV27::ISMITHSic Transit Gloria SwansonThu Feb 04 1988 17:221
    
396.2136Sesama -> Open says me!DECSIM::HEILMANRAEL imperial aerosol kingThu Feb 04 1988 18:071
    
396.2137Open says me! => Abra cadabbra!!! *poof*ERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Thu Feb 04 1988 18:441
    
396.2138Abbra cadabbra!!! *poof* -> black cauldronSTUBBI::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsThu Feb 04 1988 18:543
    
    nit...it is Alfred E. Neuman
                            *  
396.2139black cauldron --> white witchesFOOT::BOOTHThere is no need to panic ........Thu Feb 04 1988 19:042
                            *  

396.2140black cauldron => a coven of witchesERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Thu Feb 04 1988 19:067
    
    

    Sorry, but I didn't have a MAD magazine with me. :-)  
    I just knew that wasn't spelled right but...
    
    			What, me worry?    
396.2141a coven of witches --> thirteenERASER::KALLISJust everybody please calm down...Thu Feb 04 1988 19:4910
    Re "Alfie":
    
    
    Alfred E. Neuman is _Mad_ magazine's totem.
    
    Alfred Newman is/was a composer of music for motion picture films.
    [The verb ambiguity is because I don't know if he's still living.]
    If memory serves, one of his works was the background music for
    _The Robe_.
    
396.2142thirteen -> Friday The 13thLEZAH::BOBBITTOnce upon a time...Thu Feb 04 1988 20:082
    that's how many sequals they'll end up making to the
    movie...unfortunately...
396.2143Friday the 13th --> Saturday the 14thFOOT::BOOTHThere is no need to panic ........Thu Feb 04 1988 20:231
396.2144Saturday the 14th --> Manic MondayVISA::BIJAOUITomorrow Never KnowsThu Feb 04 1988 20:381
    
396.2145Manic Monday --> Tuesday AfternoonME::TRUMPLERPining for the fnordsThu Feb 04 1988 20:420
396.2146 Tuesday Afternoon --> Sheffield Wednesday ESDC2::SOBOTSteve Sobot, ESDC-IIThu Feb 04 1988 20:492
    
    I think this is a public holiday :-)
396.2147Sheffield Wednesday --> If it's Tuesday it must be BelgiumREGENT::EPSTEINBruce EpsteinFri Feb 05 1988 18:101
    
396.2148STUBBI::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsFri Feb 05 1988 18:1613
    If it's Tuesday it must be Belgium ------------
                                                  |
                                                  |
                      white witches---------------|
                                                  |
                                                  |
                                                  |--> I give up
    
    
    did anyone ever pick up on troubador a while back?
    
    at least I think it was troubador that got dropped in simultaneous
    replies
396.2149FixHEART::KNOWLESSpeak up - I've a carrot in my ear.Fri Feb 05 1988 19:0913
    If it's Tuesday it must be Belgium ------------
                                                  |
                                                  |
                      white witches---------------|
                                                  |
                                                  |
                      troubador-------------------|
                  (yes it was)                    |
                                                  |
                                                  +----> community singing
    
    (OK, it's not great but I hate loose ends.)

396.2150community singing --> massive MessiahsME::TRUMPLERPining for the fnordsFri Feb 05 1988 20:000
396.2151massive Messiahs -> OrsonLEZAH::BOBBITTOnce upon a time...Fri Feb 05 1988 20:285
    Mork had a whole list of monikers for his "boss", who we heard but
    never saw..."your fatitude", "your hugeness", and Mork sometimes
    admired his "largesse"
    
    
396.2152Orson --> WellsHOMSIC::DUDEKCall me Dr. BrevityFri Feb 05 1988 20:321
    
396.2153Wells --> RosebudVISA::BIJAOUITomorrow Never KnowsFri Feb 05 1988 20:351
    
396.2154Rosebud --> baby flowerERASER::KALLISJust everybody please calm down...Fri Feb 05 1988 20:372
    
    ... You didn't think I'd give it away, did you?
396.2155baby flower --> ThumbelinaTERZA::ZANEunique to one, common to allFri Feb 05 1988 21:070
396.2156Thumbelina -> dance, singSTUBBI::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsFri Feb 05 1988 21:334
    
    
    in re .2149 thanks for tying that one up, I hate lose ends too!
    Bonnie
396.2157dance, sing -> same old (song and dance)PLDVAX::ZARLENGAThe 'hogs' ruled!Sun Feb 07 1988 22:340
396.2158same old (song and dance) --> play it again, SamTERZA::ZANEunique to one, common to allSun Feb 07 1988 23:480
396.2159play it again, Sam --> Woody AllenSTUBBI::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsMon Feb 08 1988 00:165
    
    
    whew! I thought maybe that everyone had stopped playing :-)
    
    Bonnie
396.2160Woody Allen -> Woody BoydPLDVAX::ZARLENGAThe 'hogs' ruled!Mon Feb 08 1988 06:303

    
    For those of you who watch Cheers regularly
396.2161Woody Boyd -> Woody GuthrieDELNI::CANTORDave C.Mon Feb 08 1988 08:060
396.2162Woody Guthrie --> Ewan McCollRDGE28::BOOTHThere is no need to panic ........Mon Feb 08 1988 15:541
396.2163Ewan McColl => Shirley CollinsHEART::KNOWLESSpeak up - I've a carrot in my ear.Mon Feb 08 1988 17:151
    
396.2164Shirley Collins => Tom CollinsLEZAH::BOBBITTOnce upon a time...Mon Feb 08 1988 18:151
    
396.2165Tom Collins --> tee martooniesME::TRUMPLERPining for the fnordsMon Feb 08 1988 19:383
    I'm not as thunk as drinkle peep I am!
    
    * hick! *
396.2166tee martoonies --> shaken, not stirredZFC::DERAMOfnording for the pinesMon Feb 08 1988 19:420
396.2167shaken, not stirred --> Dom PerignonRDGE28::BOOTHThere is no need to panic ........Mon Feb 08 1988 19:582

        Bond's other tipple, I believe ....
396.2168Dom Perignon -> I am drinking the stars!LEZAH::BOBBITTOnce upon a time...Mon Feb 08 1988 20:092
    that's what the monk who first made Dom Perignon exclaimed when
    he first tasted his creation 
396.2169drinking the stars->figured in the drift of starsSTUBBI::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsMon Feb 08 1988 21:293
    
    a line of poetry from T.S. Eliot's Four Quartets
    
396.2170figured in the drift of stars --> astrologyTERZA::ZANEunique to one, common to allMon Feb 08 1988 22:210
396.2171astrology -> what's your sign?HOMSIC::DUDEKCall me Dr. BrevityMon Feb 08 1988 22:561
    
396.2172what's your sign? -> Keep off the grassDECSIM::HEILMANRAEL imperial aerosol kidTue Feb 09 1988 01:291
    
396.2173keep off the grass --> Just say 'No'.REGENT::EPSTEINBruce EpsteinTue Feb 09 1988 02:310
396.2174Keep off the grass --> Just say "No!"ZFC::DERAMOFrom the keyboard of Daniel V. D'EramoTue Feb 09 1988 02:320
396.2175Just say "No!" --> knowTERZA::ZANEunique to one, common to allTue Feb 09 1988 03:315


   Re: last 2 replies -- That was cute!
   
396.2176know -> nothingsSTUBBI::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsTue Feb 09 1988 07:391
    
396.2177nothings --> something's going on !RDGE00::BOOTHThere is no need to panic ........Tue Feb 09 1988 12:551
396.2178something's going on ! --> Keep out !VISA::BIJAOUITomorrow Never KnowsTue Feb 09 1988 21:091
    
396.2179Keep out >> No trespassingMORRIS::SLABOUNTYA Momentary Lapse of ReasonTue Feb 09 1988 21:311
    
396.2180[No tre]spassing --> Notre DameME::TRUMPLERPining for the fnordsTue Feb 09 1988 21:461
    spassing --> dame?
396.2181Notre Dame --> noted missTERZA::ZANEunique to one, common to allTue Feb 09 1988 22:030
396.2182noted miss --> missed noterSTUBBI::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsTue Feb 09 1988 22:081
    
396.2183missed noter --> DTLNEARLY::GOODENOUGHJeff Goodenough, IPG Reading UKTue Feb 09 1988 23:471
396.2184DTL --> TicketVISA::BIJAOUITomorrow Never KnowsWed Feb 10 1988 00:481
    no comment.
396.2185RDGE00::BOOTHThere is no need to panic ........Wed Feb 10 1988 02:031
396.2186Ticket --> To RideTERZA::ZANEunique to one, common to allWed Feb 10 1988 02:040
396.2187To Ride --> Sally RideZFC::DERAMOFor all you do, disk bugs for you.Wed Feb 10 1988 03:020
396.2188Sally Ride [sic] > Ride Sally Wride > Run, Jane, RunDELNI::CANTORDave C.Wed Feb 10 1988 08:020
396.2189Run, Jane, Run => Quick Brown foxLAMHRA::WHORLOWProgress:=!(going_backwards&gt;coping)Wed Feb 10 1988 12:021
    
396.2190Quick Brown fox --> Jumps over ...VISA::BIJAOUITomorrow Never KnowsWed Feb 10 1988 12:521
    
396.2191Jumps over --> hurdlesME::TRUMPLERPining for the fnordsWed Feb 10 1988 17:141
    You didn't expect 'the lazy dog', did you? :-)
396.2192hurdles --> AscotVISA::BIJAOUITomorrow Never KnowsWed Feb 10 1988 17:402
    Naaaaa, oeuf Corse not  :-) :-)
    
396.2193Ascot --> AwelshmanNEARLY::GOODENOUGHJeff Goodenough, IPG Reading UKWed Feb 10 1988 17:512
    Hurdles?  Silly me, and there I was thinking Ascot was a flat race
    meeting ...
396.2194 Awelshman --> brAIns ESDC2::SOBOTSteve Sobot, ESDC-IIWed Feb 10 1988 18:006
    ...because...
    
    	...they're ALBRIGHT in Wales !!
    
    
    If you're still stuck, go to a Cardiff bar and ask for a pint !
396.2195brAIns --> Faggots42092::BOOTHThere is no need to panic ........Wed Feb 10 1988 19:181
396.2196Faggots --> and Mushy Peas43322::STRIJCKERWed Feb 10 1988 19:581
    
396.2197Mushy Peas > Pea Soup > FogLEZAH::BOBBITTI call all times soon, said AslanWed Feb 10 1988 20:241
    
396.2198fog --> functionTERZA::ZANEunique to one, common to allWed Feb 10 1988 21:594
   f o g  is the composition of functions in math, yes?  Anyway, every
   time my professor wrote this on the board, I felt like laughing. 
   
396.2199function -> function()PLDVAX::ZARLENGAM/A/R/R/S needs womenWed Feb 10 1988 23:073
    
    
    For the C aficionados.
396.2200function() -> function(form)LEZAH::BOBBITTI call all times soon, said AslanWed Feb 10 1988 23:232
    form follows function...
    
396.2201function(form) --> "You want me to do THAT in COBOL ???!!!"RDGE28::BOOTHThere is no need to panic ........Wed Feb 10 1988 23:351
396.2202"You want ... COBOL" --> "You want it WHEN?"REGENT::EPSTEINBruce EpsteinThu Feb 11 1988 00:270
396.2203You want it WHEN? --> DIGITAL Has It NowTERZA::ZANEunique to one, common to allThu Feb 11 1988 00:420
396.2204DIGITAL Has It Now --> do the right thingZFC::DERAMOFor all you do, disk bugs for you.Thu Feb 11 1988 02:455
    
    
    why did .2188 say:  Sally Ride [sic]
    
    Is she sick?  I thought she was an astronaut.  I hope she's not sick.
396.2205do the right thing --> keep Australia BeautifulLAMHRA::WHORLOWProgress:=!(going_backwards&gt;coping)Thu Feb 11 1988 05:227
    
    
    
    
    
    
    In Oz, the Anti-litter Campaign uses the slogan, D T R T, Keep...
396.2206STUBBI::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsThu Feb 11 1988 05:579
    keep Australia Beautiful-------|
                                   |
                                   |
    12 pound note (dropped a while |
    back)__________________________|
                                   |-------> fine for littering
    
    
    
396.2207fine for littering --> puppies and kittens produced hereDELNI::CANTORDave C.Thu Feb 11 1988 08:210
396.2208puppies and kittens (produced here) --> etchingsAYOV27::ISMITHSic Transit Gloria SwansonThu Feb 11 1988 12:221
    
396.2209Would you like to see my <-- etchings ?RDGE00::BOOTHThere is no need to panic ........Thu Feb 11 1988 13:311
396.2210Would ... etchings --> Come up and see me [s'time]NEARLY::GOODENOUGHJeff Goodenough, IPG Reading UKThu Feb 11 1988 16:121
    The [sometime] was not in the film!
396.2211Come up and see me [s'time] => misapprehensionMARVIN::KNOWLESSpeak up - I've a carrot in my ear.Thu Feb 11 1988 19:221
    
396.2212misapprehension - false arrestLEZAH::BOBBITTI call all times soon, said AslanThu Feb 11 1988 20:311
    
396.2213false arrest --> cardiac arrestZFC::DERAMOFor all you do, disk bugs for you.Thu Feb 11 1988 21:090
396.2214cardiac arrest --> dicky tickerRDGE00::BOOTHIt's not the end of the world ...Thu Feb 11 1988 21:161
396.2215dicky ticker --> hickory dickory dockSTUBBI::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsThu Feb 11 1988 22:151
    
396.2216hickory dickory dock --> old wooden pierME::TRUMPLERPining for the fnordsThu Feb 11 1988 22:330
396.2217old wooden pier --> DruidTERZA::ZANEFri Feb 12 1988 00:340
396.2218Druid -> CelticLEZAH::BOBBITTI call all times soon, said AslanFri Feb 12 1988 01:311
    
396.2219Celtic --> RangersNEARLY::GOODENOUGHJeff Goodenough, IPG Reading UKFri Feb 12 1988 02:122
    
    Glasgow football teams
396.2220Rangers --> TexasZFC::DERAMOThose giant pandas are cute.Fri Feb 12 1988 02:250
396.2221Texas --> driversTERZA::ZANEFri Feb 12 1988 03:194
   Colorado residents know what I mean.
   
   
396.2222drivers --> puttersLAMHRA::WHORLOWProgress:=!(going_backwards&gt;coping)Fri Feb 12 1988 10:162
     
    
396.2223putters --> caddiesFABULA::DORLHIACToOmuCHNotEsmAKeSyOUshOrTSIghTeDFri Feb 12 1988 12:151
    
396.2224caddies -> teaJANUS::CROWLEesto quod esse viderisFri Feb 12 1988 14:151
    
396.2225tea -> 42NEARLY::GOODENOUGHJeff Goodenough, IPG Reading UKFri Feb 12 1988 15:311
    
396.222642 -> answer to the ultimate questionCOMICS::DEMORGANRichard De Morgan, UK CSC/CSFri Feb 12 1988 15:471
    
396.2227answer to the ultimate question --> Random ScrabbleFOOT::BOOTHIt's not the end of the world ...Fri Feb 12 1988 16:362
    
        .... was, I believe, the way they arrived at the question.
396.2228Random Scrabble => Deep ThoughtERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Fri Feb 12 1988 18:101
    
396.2229Deep Thought --> miceME::TRUMPLERPining for the fnordsFri Feb 12 1988 18:520
396.2230mice ---> blindFOOT::BOOTHIt's not the end of the world ...Fri Feb 12 1988 20:466
      My last association as I step out into the unknown of a new contract !



        Farewell, noters, and thanks for all the fun !
396.2231blind --> faithHOMSIC::DUDEKCall me Dr. BrevityFri Feb 12 1988 21:091
    
396.2232faith --> headCOMET::LEVETTThey're all a bunch of Baggums!Fri Feb 12 1988 22:065
       
    
    Spoken with a lisp.
    
    _stew-
396.2233head -- > spinTERZA::ZANEFri Feb 12 1988 22:170
396.2234spin -> spindleANGORA::ZARLENGAM/A/R/R/S needs womenFri Feb 12 1988 23:220
396.2235spindle --> yarnSTUBBI::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsSat Feb 13 1988 17:521
    
396.2236yarn -> talePLDVAX::ZARLENGAM/A/R/R/S needs womenSat Feb 13 1988 18:280
396.2237tale --> two citiesME::TRUMPLERPining for the fnordsSun Feb 14 1988 22:080
396.2238two cities -> Minneapolis/St PaulLAMHRA::WHORLOWProgress:=!(going_backwards&gt;coping)Mon Feb 15 1988 04:091
     
396.2239Minneapolis/St Paul --> Buda/PestDELNI::CANTORDave C.Mon Feb 15 1988 09:280
396.2240Buda/Pest => Callao/LimaMARVIN::KNOWLESSpeak up - I've a carrot in my ear.Mon Feb 15 1988 16:351
    
396.2241Callao/Lima -> CondorCLARID::PETERSE Unibus PlurumMon Feb 15 1988 16:390
396.2242Condor --> Three DaysERASER::KALLISJust everybody please calm down...Mon Feb 15 1988 19:426
    
    A film starring Robert Redford [_Three Days of the Condor_].
    
    Also a PDP-8/e.
    
    It was the first Digital computer to appear in a major motion picture
396.2243stolen pdp-8eCOMICS::DEMORGANRichard De Morgan, UK CSC/CSMon Feb 15 1988 20:082
    It was also the first computer that had the dubious pleasure of
    being stolen.
396.2244Three Days --> [of the] JackalTERZA::ZANEa little mystery never hurt anybodyTue Feb 16 1988 03:070
396.2245jackal -> hyenaSTUBBI::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsTue Feb 16 1988 07:031
    
396.2246hyena -> laughingDELNI::CANTORDave C.Tue Feb 16 1988 15:580
396.2247laughing => risus sardonicusMARVIN::KNOWLESSpeak up - I've a carrot in my ear.Tue Feb 16 1988 17:002
    
    which I seem to remember has something to do with rigor mortis
396.2248Risus Sardonicus - sort of lockjaw.COMICS::DEMORGANRichard De Morgan, UK CSC/CSTue Feb 16 1988 17:463
    Re .2247: no - it's to do with lockjaw. There was a short story
    entitled "Sardonicus" which was made into a film (b & w if I remember).
    If you want more details I can look it up.
396.2249sort of lockjaw --> open wide, please ...ERASER::KALLISA Dhole isn't a political animal.Tue Feb 16 1988 18:576
    
    Re .2243:
    
    When did _that_ happen?  When I left the set, I was told it was
    fine, and that the FS people would "deinstall" it and bring it back
    to the Manhattan office.
396.2250open wide, please... --> yawnTERZA::ZANEa little mystery never hurt anybodyTue Feb 16 1988 20:380
396.2251yawn --> boringZFC::DERAMODaniel V. D'Eramo, AITG, DTN 291-8026Tue Feb 16 1988 21:150
396.2252yawn -> To sleep, perchance to dreamLEZAH::BOBBITTI call all times soon, said AslanTue Feb 16 1988 21:181
   
396.2253.. perchance to dream --> aye, there's the rubERASER::KALLISA Dhole isn't a political animal.Tue Feb 16 1988 23:252
    
    I hope the next one isn't about massage parlors ...
396.2254aye ... rub --> tiredME::TRUMPLERA Dhole isn't a pineapple, either.Wed Feb 17 1988 00:132
    
    It's not!
396.2255(four) tired + (running) bored/board -> old carLEZAH::BOBBITTI call all times soon, said AslanWed Feb 17 1988 00:343
    tying up loose ends...
    
    
396.2256old car --> jalopyTERZA::ZANEa little mystery never hurt anybodyWed Feb 17 1988 01:080
396.2257jalopy -> junk yardCOMET::LEVETTThey're all a bunch of Baggums!Wed Feb 17 1988 01:361
    
396.2258junk yard --> dogSTUBBI::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsWed Feb 17 1988 07:554
    
    
    do we need to tie in .2243 the one about the stolen pdp8? or
    didn't that break the chain?
396.2259junk yard --> dog --> Jim CroceGLIVET::RECKARDI'll get you, Frank Gatulis!Wed Feb 17 1988 16:161
Only 150 replies in my two weeks away?  This note is slowing down!
396.2260Jim Croce --> He's dead Jim.DELNI::CANTORDave C.Wed Feb 17 1988 16:203
      I know, it's sick.
      
      Dave C.
396.2261He's dead, Jim --> "Bones" McCoyERASER::KALLISA Dhole isn't a political animal.Wed Feb 17 1988 19:538
    
    Re the "stolen PDP-8/e": that part of the note should have been
    in the text body, not the title.  However, someone welded the break.
    
    Actually, if that particular computer _was_ stolen (forst I heard
    of it was in this conference), it wasn't the first computer to be
    stolen.  In my 20+ years at Digital, I heard of others that were
    stolen before there even was a PDP-8/e model.
396.2262"Bones" McCoy --> cupboardTERZA::ZANEa little mystery never hurt anybodyWed Feb 17 1988 21:330
396.2263cupboard --> tearoomME::TRUMPLERa little misery never hurt anybodyWed Feb 17 1988 23:383
    
    tea --> cup
    board --> room
396.2264tearoom --> Wailing WallTERZA::ZANEwise guy!Thu Feb 18 1988 00:3112
   tear --> wail
   
   room --> wall
   
   
   Boy, I had to really reach on that one!
   
   
   					Terza


396.2265Wailing Wall --> Great wall of ChinaERASER::KALLISA Dhole isn't a political animal.Thu Feb 18 1988 00:406
    
    Coulda' been
    
    Hadrian's Wall
    Berlin Wall
    
396.2266Great Wall of China --> Fragile -- Don't Touch!TERZA::ZANEa little mystery never hurt anybodyThu Feb 18 1988 01:010
396.2267Great Wall...-> Iron CurtainLEZAH::BOBBITTI call all times soon, said AslanThu Feb 18 1988 01:041
    
396.2268Iron Curtain --> Rusty DrapesZFC::DERAMODaniel V. D'Eramo, AITG, DTN 291-8026Thu Feb 18 1988 02:351
    What's a Dhole?
396.2269Rusty Drapes --> Rusty WarrenDELNI::CANTORDave C.Thu Feb 18 1988 03:510
396.2270Rusty Warren -> Rusty JonesSTUBBI::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsThu Feb 18 1988 07:234
    
    A dhole is a wild dog found in India...they are mentioned
    in Kipling's Jungle Books.
   
396.2271Rusty Jones --> Davy JonesDELNI::CANTORDave C.Thu Feb 18 1988 08:160
396.2272Davy Jones --> LockerJANUS::CROWLEOn a clear disk you can seek foreverThu Feb 18 1988 13:531
    
396.2273TERZA::ZANEa little mystery never hurt anybodyThu Feb 18 1988 21:079
   From a few notes back...
   
   
   Fragile ... -------|
   		      |----> heart
   Locker-------------|


396.2274heart > heartily > hard aleeLEZAH::BOBBITTis it soup yet?Thu Feb 18 1988 22:201
    
396.2275hard alee --> gentle breezeZFC::DERAMOin-flight collison with terrainFri Feb 19 1988 02:440
396.2276(blow) gentle breeze --> flow softly riverTERZA::ZANEa little mystery never hurt anybodyFri Feb 19 1988 04:500
396.2277flow softly river -> flow gently sweet AftonSTUBBI::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsFri Feb 19 1988 06:592
    
    and thanks Terza for picking up that lose end :-)
396.2278flow gently sweet Afton -> Rabbie BurnsAYOV10::RBELLindependence fur mauchlineFri Feb 19 1988 12:012
               
                 
396.2279Rabbie Burns -> Tam o'ShanterEAYV01::JHILLne'er a toon like Ayr surpassesFri Feb 19 1988 12:111
    
396.2280Tam o'Shanter -> Malcolm ArnoldJANUS::CROWLEOn a clear disk you can seek foreverFri Feb 19 1988 14:191
    
396.2281Malcolm Arnold --> Eggs BenedictME::TRUMPLERWhy guys?Sat Feb 20 1988 00:180
396.2282Malcolm Arnold, Eggs Benedict --> Malcolm XDELNI::CANTORDave C.Sat Feb 20 1988 22:040
396.2283Malcolm X --> Michelin XIOSG::CARLINJust discovered /personal=...Sun Feb 21 1988 04:249
    Malcolm Arnold nearly got us into a tight loop:
    
    		Malcolm Arnold
    		Arnold Bennett
    		Gordon Bennett  (interjection, UK)
    		Blow me down
    		Blow gentle breeze
    		...
    
396.2284Michelin X -> Star Trek IVANGORA::ZARLENGAM/A/R/R/S needs womenSun Feb 21 1988 23:460
396.2285Star Trek IV -> Watch this spaceLAMHRA::WHORLOWProgress:=!(going_backwards&gt;coping)Mon Feb 22 1988 03:192
    
    
396.2286watch this space -> post no billsANGORA::ZARLENGAM/A/R/R/S needs womenMon Feb 22 1988 05:270
396.2287post no bills --> This space intentionally left blankDELNI::CANTORDave C.Mon Feb 22 1988 05:500
396.2288STUBBI::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsMon Feb 22 1988 07:211
    This space intentionally left blank -> aphasia
396.2289aphasia -> Bless youCLARID::PETERSE Unibus PlurumMon Feb 22 1988 11:510
396.2290Bless you --> plagueAYOV27::ISMITHSpare a shekel for an ex-leper.Mon Feb 22 1988 15:005
    Re back a few.
    
    For Eggs Benedict, I'd have put Woody Allen. One of my favourite
    Woody Allen stories concerns his friend Eggs Benedict, who had a
    pain in his chest.
396.2291plague => ring-a-rosesMARVIN::KNOWLESSpeak up - I've a carrot in my ear.Mon Feb 22 1988 17:281
    
396.2292ring-a-roses -> groan risesJANUS::CROWLEOn a clear disk you can seek foreverMon Feb 22 1988 18:222
    
    Anagram
396.2293groan rises --> from the graveTERZA::ZANEa little mystery never hurt anybodyMon Feb 22 1988 20:220
396.2294groan rises -> bad punsLEZAH::BOBBITTis it soup yet?Mon Feb 22 1988 20:231
    
396.2295TERZA::ZANEa little mystery never hurt anybodyMon Feb 22 1988 20:266
   bad puns ----------|
                      |---> ghoulish humor
   from the grave ----|
   
   
396.2296ghoulish humor --> jest hangin' 'roundME::TRUMPLERPining for the fnordsMon Feb 22 1988 22:336
    For 'groans rise', I'd have done
    
    joy of [sl]ex
    
    with mind truly in gutter,
    >M
396.2297jest hangin' 'round -> killing time...LEZAH::BOBBITTis it soup yet?Tue Feb 23 1988 00:371
    
396.2298killing time -> KILLING JOKEDECSIM::HEILMANRAEL imperial aerosol kidTue Feb 23 1988 02:021
    
396.2299KILLING JOKE --> riddle of lifeTERZA::ZANEa little mystery never hurt anybodyTue Feb 23 1988 02:114
   
   RAEL imperial aerosol kid??

396.2300riddle of life --> DNAZFC::DERAMOSupersedes all previous personal names.Tue Feb 23 1988 02:110
396.2301DNA -> DECnetCALIFE::PETERSE Unibus PlurumTue Feb 23 1988 02:538

Does this mean that NCP is the meaning of life the universe and everything?


  ... or just Object 42?
  
  		Steve	

396.2302DECnet -> ethernetANGORA::ZARLENGAM/A/R/R/S needs womenTue Feb 23 1988 04:120
396.2303ethernet-> Michaelson and MorleyVOLGA::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsTue Feb 23 1988 07:551
    
396.2304Michaelson and Morley -> Smith and WessonLEZAH::BOBBITTis it soup yet?Tue Feb 23 1988 19:371
    
396.2305Smith and Wesson --> crunchTERZA::ZANEa little mystery never hurt anybodyTue Feb 23 1988 21:260
396.2306crunch --> implosionINK::KALLISA Dhole isn't a political animal.Tue Feb 23 1988 23:3919
    
    For Smith and Wesson --
    
                -<Smith and Wesson --> Clark and McCollough>-
    l
    
    For those who aren't old-movie buffs, this was a team that did short
    subjects in the late 1930s.  Comedies.  I suppose it could have
    been:
    
                -<Smith and Wesson -- Abbott and Costello>-
    
    But I considered them a far better comedy team than S&W 
    
    ... or even Michaelson and Morley
    
    Old Morley was dead, you know, dead as a doornail ....
    
    It's okay; I'm just giving this subject the Dickens
396.2307Digression alert! Football resumes with next replySLTERO::KENAHMy journey begins with my first step...Wed Feb 24 1988 01:2114
    >But I considered them a far better comedy team than S&W 
    
    >... or even Michaelson and Morley
    
    >Old Morley was dead, you know, dead as a doornail ....
    
    >It's okay; I'm just giving this subject the Dickens.
    
    Nice work!
         
    I not sure which I enjoy more, Stephen -- your leaps through
    literature, or my ability to follow your allusions.
    
    					andrew
396.2308implosion -> dead picture tubesSLTERO::KENAHMy journey begins with my first step...Wed Feb 24 1988 01:290
396.2309dead picture tubes -> PLASMATICSDECSIM::HEILMANRAEL imperial aerosol kidWed Feb 24 1988 01:4510

    PLASMATICS were a rock/punk group -- one of their stunts (as I recall)
    was driving a car through a wall of TV sets. I also seem to recall
    that they were fond of chain-sawing up various items on the set.

    RE: earlier note, "RAEL imperial aerosol kid" is a line from
    the album LAMB LIES DOWN ON BROADWAY by Genesis (one of my favorites).
    The album has a conceptual plot of sorts with a main character named Rael.
    It was the last album that Genesis did with Peter Gabriel as the
    lead singer.
396.2310PLASMATICS --> The GraduateZFC::DERAMOSupersedes all previous personal names.Wed Feb 24 1988 01:580
396.2311The Graduate -> Mrs RobinsonANGORA::ZARLENGAM/A/R/R/S needs womenWed Feb 24 1988 04:560
396.2312Mrs.Robinson ->JackieVOLGA::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsWed Feb 24 1988 07:475
    
    
    now raise your hands class, after Steve Kallis's last remark
    how many of you think that Michaelson and Morely were really
    a comedy team?
396.2313Jackie --> Photo-love storyAYOV27::ISMITHSpare a shekel for an ex-leper.Wed Feb 24 1988 12:3611
    Because,
    
    'Jackie' is a girls magazine/comic in the UK. It is full of such
    treats as the photo-love stories, which are a set of photographs
    telling a story with dialogue bubbles superimposed. There is another
    comic in the UK of a slightly different nature, called 'Viz'. It
    features superb spoofs of these, with such stories as 'Genie in
    a bottle' (This one ends with mother discovering broken glass in
    her washing, and asking her daughter "And how do you explain this
    dead youth in my washing machine?"). Enough rambling, and on with
    the game!
396.2314Photo-love story --> mushy movieME::TRUMPLERSpare a sheik for an ex-leaper.Wed Feb 24 1988 17:400
396.2315mushy movie --> Attack of the Killer MushroomsZFC::DERAMOSupersedes all previous personal names.Wed Feb 24 1988 18:080
396.2316 Attack of the Killer Mushrooms -->Bombay PotatoesESDC2::SOBOTSteve Sobot, ESDC-IIWed Feb 24 1988 20:5211
    
    
    
    re .2313
    
    My favourite character in "Viz" is Terry F***witt.
    Someone knocks at the door, Terry picks up the phone and, while he's
    trying to work out who it is, he sees someone through the front
    door window.
    
    "F*** me !"  he says, "There's someone at the front door as well !!"
396.2317Bombay Potatoes -> And Yakburgers, to goLEZAH::BOBBITTis it soup yet?Wed Feb 24 1988 22:153
    no, it's not "attack of the killer mushrooms", the movie was called
    "Attack of the Mushroom People"...geez
    
396.2318And Yakburgers, to go --> That's "Yankburgers" to you, Brit!ZFC::DERAMOYour wish is my .comThu Feb 25 1988 03:2211
    Re 396.2317:
    
>>       no, it's not "attack of the killer mushrooms", the movie was called
>>       "Attack of the Mushroom People"...geez
    
    I was just spoofing movies, without really trying to name a real
    one.  I did pass up "The Mushroom that Ate Cincinatti" because
    in the song it's a cockroach.  I was suprised that I came that
    close to a real title.
    
    Dan
396.2319That's "Yankburgers" to you, Brit! ->Mayor of New YorkLAMHRA::WHORLOWProgress:=!(going_backwards&gt;coping)Thu Feb 25 1988 07:141
    
396.2320Mayor of New York -> Wizard of ozVOLGA::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsThu Feb 25 1988 08:141
    
396.2321Wizard of Oz -> Blizzard of OzLEZAH::BOBBITTis it soup yet?Thu Feb 25 1988 19:201
    
396.2322Blizzard of Oz --> Blizzard of '78INK::KALLISA Dhole isn't a political animal.Thu Feb 25 1988 19:418
    Re .2317
    
    >no, it's not "attack of the killer mushrooms", the movie was called
    >"Attack of the Mushroom People"...geez
     
    Its alternate title weas better:
    
    _Matango, Fungus of Terror_
396.2323Blizzard of '78 -> snow bound!VOLGA::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsThu Feb 25 1988 21:121
    
396.2324snow bound! --> gone skiing!TERZA::ZANEa little mystery never hurt anybodyThu Feb 25 1988 21:170
396.2325gone skiing! --> Wham!ERASER::KALLISA Dhole isn't a political animal.Thu Feb 25 1988 23:101
    
396.2326gone skiing --> skedaddledIOSG::CARLINPerrin here, on greenThu Feb 25 1988 23:281
    
396.2327gone skiing -> skedaddled -> skidoo -> 23LEZAH::BOBBITTis it soup yet?Fri Feb 26 1988 00:241
    
396.2328ME::TRUMPLERis its up yet?Fri Feb 26 1988 01:368
    Wham! ---+
    	     |
       23 ---|
             |
             +----> floor
    
    won, too, tree...
    
396.2329floor --> fifeTERZA::ZANEa little mystery never hurt anybodyFri Feb 26 1988 02:120
396.2330fife --> fighting fife with fifeZFC::DERAMOYour wish is my .comFri Feb 26 1988 02:270
396.2331fife -> drumLAMHRA::WHORLOWProgress:=!(going_backwards&gt;coping)Fri Feb 26 1988 02:421
    
396.2332drum -> storageCLARID::PETERSE Unibus PlurumFri Feb 26 1988 11:512

Nostalgia ain't what it used to be.
396.2333storage -> mercury delay lineNEARLY::GOODENOUGHJeff Goodenough, IPG Reading UKFri Feb 26 1988 14:042
    
    My nostalgia's better than your nostalgia :-)
396.2334merxcury delay line --> slow auto_dealer repair shopERASER::KALLISA Dhole isn't a political animal.Fri Feb 26 1988 18:341
    
396.2335...repair shop -> You Want It *WHEN*?LEZAH::BOBBITTTea in the Sahara with you...Fri Feb 26 1988 19:362
    line to be accompanied by appropriate guffawing laughter
    
396.2336You Want It *WHEN*? => Don't worry, it's on back order.ERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Sat Feb 27 1988 01:301
    
396.2337You want it when? --> Take a numberREGENT::EPSTEINBruce EpsteinSat Feb 27 1988 01:450
396.2338Take a number --> I'll take seventeen.ZFC::DERAMOI'd rather be orbiting.Sat Feb 27 1988 02:380
396.2339I'll take seventeen --> I'll take Manhattan.COMET::LEVETTThey're all a bunch of Baggums!Sat Feb 27 1988 03:311
    
396.2340I'll take Manhattan. --> Geronimo!TERZA::ZANEa little mystery never hurt anybodySat Feb 27 1988 07:450
396.2341Geronimo! --> sky divingZFC::DERAMOWounded by a little mysterySat Feb 27 1988 08:010
396.2342sky diving => rip cordDELNI::PITARDWAIT!!!!! It's not *YOUR* turn!!!Sun Feb 28 1988 21:361
    
396.2343rip cord -> zip codeANGORA::ZARLENGAjust plain strangeSun Feb 28 1988 22:560
396.2344Zip Code -> Horny ToadNEXUS::MORGANHeaven - a perfectly useless state.Mon Feb 29 1988 06:581
    
396.2345Horny Toad --> droll trollTERZA::ZANEnot by sight, only by soundMon Feb 29 1988 07:520
396.2346DROLL TROLL -> COLD ROLLEDNEXUS::MORGANHeaven - a perfectly useless state.Mon Feb 29 1988 08:451
    
396.2347Cold rolled => Alaskan joints?ERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Mon Feb 29 1988 16:071
    
396.2348Alaskan joints --> Aleut hootPAMOLA::RECKARDJon Reckard, 381-0878, ZKO3-2/T63Mon Feb 29 1988 16:140
396.2349Aleut hoot --> "Be Aleut! the world needs more leuts!"ME::TRUMPLERis its up yet?Mon Feb 29 1988 17:250
396.2350Be Aleut! -> Be prepared!LEZAH::BOBBITTTea in the Sahara with you...Mon Feb 29 1988 19:351
    
396.2351ERASER::KALLISA Dhole isn't a political animal.Mon Feb 29 1988 21:086
    Be Aleut!  The world needs more Leuts -----------+
                                                     |
                                                     |
    Be prepared! ------------------------------------+--> Begone!
    
    
396.2352begone -> borrow anotherNEARLY::GOODENOUGHJeff Goodenough, IPG Reading UKTue Mar 01 1988 00:121
    
396.2353borrow another -> beg, borrow, or steal...LEZAH::BOBBITTTea in the Sahara with you...Tue Mar 01 1988 00:381
    
396.2354beg, borrow, or steal...-> hari krishna, neighbor, and theifCOMET::LEVETTThey're all a bunch of Baggums!Tue Mar 01 1988 02:131
    
396.2355hari krishna, neighbor and thief --> lovers and friendsTERZA::ZANEnot by sight, only by soundTue Mar 01 1988 02:240
396.2356lovers and friends --> a jug of bread, a loaf of wine, ...AITG::DERAMOnot by sound, only by sightTue Mar 01 1988 03:282
    Re .-1:  I like how you subtly changed "theif" to "thief" without
    broadcasting the typo to the world.
396.2357a jug of bread, a loaf of wine ->the first breakfastLAMHRA::WHORLOWProgress:=!(going_backwards&gt;coping)Tue Mar 01 1988 09:191
    
396.2358the first breakfast -> the last supperDELNI::CANTORDave C.Tue Mar 01 1988 15:560
396.2359the last supper => 13MARVIN::KNOWLESSliding down the razorblade of lifeTue Mar 01 1988 16:551
    
396.236013 -> Baker's dozenCLARID::PETERSE Unibus PlurumTue Mar 01 1988 17:160
396.236113 > b.d. > triscuit triskaidekaphobiaGNUVAX::BOBBITTTea in the Sahara with you...Tue Mar 01 1988 18:512
    fear of 13 crackers?
    
396.2362triscuit triskaidekaphobia --> cookie monsterME::TRUMPLERPining for the fnordsTue Mar 01 1988 20:100
396.2363cookie monster --> Keebler elvesINK::KALLISA Dhole isn't a political animal.Tue Mar 01 1988 20:491
    
396.2364Keebler Elves -> cheap laborLEZAH::BOBBITTTea in the Sahara with you...Wed Mar 02 1988 00:561
    
396.2365cheap labor -> child birth at homeCOMET::LEVETTThey're all a bunch of Baggums!Wed Mar 02 1988 02:281
    
396.2366child birth at home -> born in a barnVOLGA::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsWed Mar 02 1988 18:431
    
396.2367born in a barn --> a roll in the hayTERZA::ZANEflows past mystery and doubtWed Mar 02 1988 20:000
396.2368a roll in the hay --> a biscuit in the oatsME::TRUMPLERpast flows of misery and debtWed Mar 02 1988 21:300
396.2369a biscuit in the oats -> a fly in the ointmentLEZAH::BOBBITTTea in the Sahara with you...Thu Mar 03 1988 00:242
    cliche's, anyone?
    
396.2370a fly in the ointment --> Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!AITG::DERAMOWith me? I don't drink tea.Thu Mar 03 1988 02:250
396.2371DANUBE::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsThu Mar 03 1988 05:591
    Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! -> doing the back stroke!
396.2372doing the back stroke > When did you get a weak back?DELNI::CANTORDave C.Thu Mar 03 1988 09:340
396.2373When did you get a weak back? --> crossing the date lineME::TRUMPLERPining for the fnordsThu Mar 03 1988 17:500
396.2374crossing the date line => plimsollMARVIN::KNOWLESSliding down the razorblade of lifeThu Mar 03 1988 18:446
    OK; the odd multi-worder is acceptable.  But for the past half-dozen
    replies the aggregate of titles (to #n and #n-1) makes DIR 396.*
    pretty unhelpful.  And DIR 396.* saves a lot of time for people
    who don't live next door to VISA.
    
    b
396.2375Plimsoll -> sneakerNEARLY::GOODENOUGHJeff Goodenough, IPG Reading UKThu Mar 03 1988 20:352
    
    Bi-lingual translation :-)
396.2376sneaker --> streakerREGENT::EPSTEINBruce EpsteinThu Mar 03 1988 20:570
396.2377streaker --> f-stopTERZA::ZANEmoons and junes and ferris wheelsThu Mar 03 1988 21:430
396.2378f-stop -->g-startINK::KALLISA Dhole isn't a political animal.Thu Mar 03 1988 22:506
    
                             -<g-start --> h-stop>-
    
                             -<h-start --> i-stop>-
    
    alphabetic/binary etc.
396.2379i-stop -> ihopLEZAH::BOBBITTTea in the Sahara with you...Fri Mar 04 1988 01:295
    international house of pancakes, for those of you who haven't seen
    one.  Big pointed blue roofs and open 24 hrs for the most part...
    
    -Jody
    
396.2380ihop --> bunny hopREGENT::EPSTEINBruce EpsteinFri Mar 04 1988 01:391
Yes, the dance
396.2381bunny hop --> Let's go to the HopDELNI::CANTORDave C.Fri Mar 04 1988 08:070
396.2382.......Hop -> MaltCLARID::PETERSE Unibus PlurumFri Mar 04 1988 11:464

Sounds good, now a bit of sugar, some yeast .....

	Steve :-)
396.2383malt --> milk shakeME::TRUMPLERPining for the fnordsFri Mar 04 1988 17:245
    
    Re .-1:
    >Sounds good, now a bit of sugar, some yeast .....

    ... some milk, some ice cream
396.2384milk shake -> frappeLEZAH::BOBBITTTea in the Sahara with you...Fri Mar 04 1988 19:072
    and spin it until it overflows....
    
396.2385frappe->icecream sodaVOLGA::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsFri Mar 04 1988 21:461
    
396.2386icecream soda -> with *two* straws...GNUVAX::BOBBITTTea in the Sahara with you...Fri Mar 04 1988 22:221
    
396.2387icecream soda --> baking sodaERASER::KALLISA Dhole isn't a political animal.Fri Mar 04 1988 22:223
    
    It coulda' been:
                       -<icecream soda -->Minnesoda>-
396.2388VOLGA::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsFri Mar 04 1988 23:155
    with two straws----------|
                             |
    baking soda--------------|
    (for the teeth)          |
                             |------------>SMOOCH!     
396.2389Smooch --> ScroochDELNI::CANTORDave C.Sat Mar 05 1988 01:4412
      
      What'd you scrooch him with, Cloyd?
      
      Ten.
      
      Ten what?
      
      I dunno, Gidney, it just says 'ten.'
      
      
      
      Dave C.
396.2390Scrooch -> EbenezerVOLGA::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsSun Mar 06 1988 19:211
    
396.2391Ebenezer -> Green AcresANGORA::ZARLENGAjust plain strangeSun Mar 06 1988 20:280
396.2392Green Acres -> Green GiantDELNI::CANTORDave C.Sun Mar 06 1988 20:390
396.2393Green giant -> canned peasDANUBE::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsMon Mar 07 1988 00:301
    
396.2394canned peas --> gooberTERZA::ZANEthe buck stops with the IRSMon Mar 07 1988 01:410
396.2395goober -> Jimmy CarterLEZAH::BOBBITTTea in the Sahara with you...Mon Mar 07 1988 19:101
    
396.2396Jimmy Carter --> PeanutsVISA::BIJAOUITomorrow Never KnowsMon Mar 07 1988 20:071
    Corsican Egg.
396.2397Peanuts->SnoopyDANUBE::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsMon Mar 07 1988 21:091
    
396.2398Snoopy --> Red BaronME::TRUMPLERends, you fall in the gutterMon Mar 07 1988 23:190
396.2399Red Baron --> Spad meatINK::KALLISA Dhole isn't a political animal.Mon Mar 07 1988 23:514
    point of order:
    
    The Red Baron flew a Fokker; presumably Snoopy _thinks_ he's flying
    a Spad, though really, it's a dog house.
396.2400Spad meat -> Spam treatDECSIM::HEILMANRAEL imperial aerosol kidTue Mar 08 1988 04:329
    
    
    SPAM !
    
        SPAM !
    
            SPAM !
    
    Oh this is futile...
396.2401Spam treat -> Devilled hamANGORA::ZARLENGAjust plain strangeTue Mar 08 1988 05:430
396.2402Devilled ham -> school lunchesTWEED::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsTue Mar 08 1988 06:051
    
396.2403school lunches -> jam roly polyHLDG03::KEWTea break over, back on your headsTue Mar 08 1988 16:361
396.2404jam roly poly --> fatties' jazz sessionERASER::KALLISA Dhole isn't a political animal.Tue Mar 08 1988 18:353
    or:
    
               -<jam roly poly --> fat guy's summer shorts>-
396.2405fatties' jazz session -> ham jamGNUVAX::BOBBITTTea in the Sahara with you...Tue Mar 08 1988 22:102
    fat cats in hats and spats blowing bleats and blats
    
396.2406ham jam --> jelly rollTERZA::ZANEfreedom tastes sweet!Tue Mar 08 1988 23:350
396.2407jelly roll --> peanut butter slideZFC::DERAMOI voted on Super Tuesday!Wed Mar 09 1988 02:510
396.2408peanut butter slide --> rule of thumbAYOV27::ISMITHSpare a shekel for an ex-leper.Wed Mar 09 1988 15:441
    
396.2409rule of thumb => Laws by Thom ThumbDELNI::PITARDWAIT!!!!! It's not *YOUR* turn!!!Wed Mar 09 1988 17:251
    
396.2410lbTT > The bigger they are, the harder they fallGNUVAX::BOBBITTTea in the Sahara with you...Wed Mar 09 1988 18:385
    I'da done 
    jelly roll -> Morton 
    (for you jazz/etc fans out there)
    
    
396.2411The bigger they are, the harder they fall -- King KongERASER::KALLISA Dhole isn't a political animal.Wed Mar 09 1988 20:482
    or:
          -<The bigger they are, the harder they fall --- Timberrr!>-
396.2412King Kong -> Uncle MeatDECSIM::HEILMANRAEL imperial aerosol kidWed Mar 09 1988 21:032
    
    Song (King Kong) from album (Uncle Meat) by Frank Zappa. 
396.2413Uncle Meat -> Mr. E. MeatGNUVAX::BOBBITTTea in the Sahara with you...Wed Mar 09 1988 22:381
    it's his full name - maybe you've seen him around school cafeterias?
396.2414Mr. E. Meat -> Hockey PuckVIA::RANDALLback in the notes life againThu Mar 10 1988 00:002
    what we used to call him and his friends
    
396.2415Hocky Puck --> What fools these goalies beINK::KALLISWhy is everyone getting uptight?Thu Mar 10 1988 01:241
    
396.2416Wftgb -> What foods these morsels beLEZAH::BOBBITTTea in the Sahara with you...Thu Mar 10 1988 19:213
    Mr. E. Meat -> Hockey Puck -> also tie in neatly...
    
    
396.2417What foods these morsels be --> freeze-driedTERZA::ZANEin my next life I'm going to be a duck...Thu Mar 10 1988 20:273
   I don't know.  I can't tell.
   
396.2418VOLGA::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsThu Mar 10 1988 20:281
    What foods these morsels be -> hors d'oeuvres
396.2419INK::KALLISWhy is everyone getting uptight?Thu Mar 10 1988 20:437
    Freeze-dried ----------+
                           |
                           |
                           |
    hors d'oeuvres --------+------>chipped teeth
    
    
396.2420chipped teeth -> Dental DRAMSDECSIM::HEILMANRAEL imperial aerosol kidThu Mar 10 1988 21:112
    Alliteratively speaking, of course
    
396.2421Dental DRAMS --> gentle gramsZFC::DERAMOCoincide: what to do if it rainsFri Mar 11 1988 03:230
396.2422gentle grams -> snow whiteANGORA::ZARLENGAI'm Mike Zarlenga, and you're notFri Mar 11 1988 07:020
396.2423snow white -> and the three dwarfsJANUS::CROWLEOn a clear disk you can seek foreverFri Mar 11 1988 12:088
    News item a month or so ago - there's a shortage (excuse the pun)
    of real live dwarfs to play in the well loved children's pantomime.
    So the show goes on with rather less than the customary seven -
    but they run about a lot to make it seem that there's more ...
    
    I bet it doesn't fool the kids, though.
    
    -- brian
396.2424three dwarfs -> and two red giantsVIA::RANDALLback in the notes life againFri Mar 11 1988 17:221
    
396.2425HLDG03::KEWTea break over, back on your headsFri Mar 11 1988 18:104
           -< and two red giants --> And a partridge in a pear tree >-

    

396.2426a partridge in a pear tree-->is worth two in the bushME::TRUMPLERPining for the fnordsFri Mar 11 1988 18:130
396.2427two in the bush -> baby VIA::RANDALLback in the notes life againFri Mar 11 1988 19:451
    
396.2428baby --> lawnAYOV27::ISMITHSpare a shekel for an ex-leper.Fri Mar 11 1988 19:591
    
396.2429baby --> kittenINK::KALLISWhy is everyone getting uptight?Fri Mar 11 1988 20:021
    
396.2430VIA::RANDALLback in the notes life againFri Mar 11 1988 20:324
    kitten ---+
              |
              |
    lawn -----+---------->  pooper scooper
396.2431pooper scooper --> Tobin's!ZFC::DERAMOTo err is human; to moo, bovineFri Mar 11 1988 21:400
396.2432Tobins --> Botulism!WAGON::SWINIARSKINANcy--*NANSKI*--SwiniarSKIFri Mar 11 1988 22:031
    
396.2433botulism --> mulesINK::KALLISWhy is everyone getting uptight?Fri Mar 11 1988 22:313
    
    I read once that mules are among the relatively few animals naturally
    immune to botulism.
396.2434mules --> unproductiveTERZA::ZANEin my next life I'm going to be a duck...Sat Mar 12 1988 00:050
396.2435unproductive -> goldbrickersGNUVAX::BOBBITTTea in the Sahara with you...Sat Mar 12 1988 00:181
    
396.2436goldbrickers -> follow the yellow brick roadVIA::RANDALLback in the notes life againSat Mar 12 1988 00:221
    
396.2437follow the yello brick road --> double yellow lineTERZA::ZANEin my next life I'm going to be a duck...Sat Mar 12 1988 00:260
396.2438double yellow line --> down his backINK::KALLISWhy is everyone getting uptight?Sat Mar 12 1988 00:422
    
    AKA the world's worst coward
396.2439double yellow line -> head-on collisionVIA::RANDALLback in the notes life againSat Mar 12 1988 00:431
    
396.2440head-on collision --> the brick wall wonZFC::DERAMOperforming without a netSat Mar 12 1988 02:280
396.2441the brick wall won => two, three, for the roadDELNI::PITARDWAIT!!!!! It's not *YOUR* turn!!!Sat Mar 12 1988 21:454
    
    
    Back to Monty Python......
    
396.24422,3,4 the road-> five yeaars to the memoryHYDRA::PARSONS2Black Mountain is all white!!!!Mon Mar 14 1988 01:452
    
    
396.2443five years ... -> 2000 light years from homeDECSIM::HEILMANRAEL imperial aerosol kidMon Mar 14 1988 05:171
    
396.24442000 light years from home --> far out!TERZA::ZANEin my next life I'm going to be a duck...Mon Mar 14 1988 08:090
396.2445far out -> twilight zoneDANUBE::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsMon Mar 14 1988 17:115
    
    
    didn't "down his back" get dropped awhile back?
    
    Bonnie J
396.2446twilight zone -> doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-dooLEZAH::BOBBITTTea in the Sahara with you...Mon Mar 14 1988 18:581
    
396.2447-> Deep doo-dooDECSIM::HEILMANRAEL imperial aerosol kidMon Mar 14 1988 21:052
    Attributed to our Vice "I am not a wimp" President I believe
396.2448deep doo-doo -> dippety dooVIA::RANDALLback in the notes life againMon Mar 14 1988 22:343
    I think 'down his back' got merged into 'double yellow line'
    
    --bonnie
396.2449dippety doo --> doo da, doo daME::TRUMPLERPining for the fnordsMon Mar 14 1988 22:520
396.2450doo da, doo da > do campus buses run all night?GNUVAX::BOBBITTlather, rinse, repeat.Mon Mar 14 1988 23:431
    
396.2451do ... run all night? --> at the corner of Walk and Don't WalkTERZA::ZANEin my next life I'm going to be a duck...Tue Mar 15 1988 01:070
396.2452don't walk -> on my blue suede shoesVIA::RANDALLback in the notes life againTue Mar 15 1988 01:091
    
396.2453TWEED::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsTue Mar 15 1988 01:232
    on my blue suede shoes --> send them to the cleaners
    
396.2454WAGON::SWINIARSKINANcy--*NANSKI*--SwiniarSKITue Mar 15 1988 01:392
    < send the to the cleaners --> See Spot..... >
    
396.2455See Spot --> C#TERZA::ZANEin my next life I'm going to be a duck...Tue Mar 15 1988 01:430
396.2456C# --> 0#ZFC::DERAMOperforming without a netTue Mar 15 1988 04:010
396.24570# -> telephone keypadANGORA::ZARLENGAI'm Mike Zarlenga, and you're notTue Mar 15 1988 06:280
396.2458telephone keypad -> edit keypadDELNI::PITARDWAIT!!!!! It's not *YOUR* turn!!!Tue Mar 15 1988 16:573
    
    
    
396.2459edit keypad => goldMARVIN::KNOWLESSliding down the razorblade of lifeTue Mar 15 1988 17:081
    
396.2460gold -> commandVOLGA::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsTue Mar 15 1988 18:381
    
396.2461command -> revoltVIA::RANDALLback in the notes life againTue Mar 15 1988 20:511
    --bonnie, unreformed '70's radical
396.2462revolt --> reampMARKER::KALLISWhy is everyone getting uptight?Tue Mar 15 1988 21:234
    
    Bring up the power!
    
    Watt's up, folks!
396.2463reamp --> recurrentZFC::DERAMOperforming without a netTue Mar 15 1988 21:320
396.2464recurrent --> ZapCLOVAX::FORNERAnd you thought *YOU* were wierd!Tue Mar 15 1988 22:221
    
396.2465ZAP --> EPITERZA::ZANEin my next life I'm going to be a duck...Tue Mar 15 1988 22:313
   execute programmer immediately
   
396.2466EPI --> EPACLOVAX::FORNERAnd you thought *YOU* were wierd!Tue Mar 15 1988 22:431
    
396.2467EPA--->ERAVOLGA::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsTue Mar 15 1988 23:292
    
    Bonnie J sixties hold over :-)
396.2468ERA -> Cy Young AwardVIA::RANDALLback in the notes life againWed Mar 16 1988 00:503
    Sorry, I grew up on Bob Gibson and Sandy Koufax . . .
    
    --bonnie
396.2469Cy Young Award --> A ward of the stateZFC::DERAMOperforming without a netWed Mar 16 1988 02:400
396.2470A ward of the state -> a state of the mindTWEED::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsWed Mar 16 1988 04:431
    
396.2471a state of the mind --> Paranoia nervosaCLOVAX::FORNERAnd you thought *YOU* were wierd!Wed Mar 16 1988 06:241
    
396.2472Paranoia nervosa -> you're *all* out to get me!!!LEZAH::BOBBITTlather, rinse, repeat.Wed Mar 16 1988 19:261
    
396.2473all out to get you -> Duck!VIA::RANDALLback in the notes life againWed Mar 16 1988 19:571
    
396.2474Duck! --> Moose!ZFC::DERAMOperforming without a netWed Mar 16 1988 21:140
396.2475Moose --> MousseGRNDAD::STONERoyWed Mar 16 1988 22:011
    
396.2476mousse -> CHOCOLATE!!!VIA::RANDALLback in the notes life againWed Mar 16 1988 22:191
    
396.2477CHOCOLATE!!! -> XTC!!!LEZAH::BOBBITTModem ButterflyWed Mar 16 1988 22:291
    
396.2478XTC!!-->etc.INK::KALLISWhy is everyone getting uptight?Wed Mar 16 1988 22:371
    
396.2479etc. -> ad nauseumVIA::RANDALLback in the notes life againThu Mar 17 1988 00:071
    
396.2480ad nauseum --> odd mausoleumME::TRUMPLERPining for the fnordsThu Mar 17 1988 00:320
396.2481odd mausoleum --> even keelTERZA::ZANEin becoming there is beingThu Mar 17 1988 00:530
396.2482even keel ? -->keeled over, bottom's upPASTIS::MONAHANhumanity is a trojan horseThu Mar 17 1988 02:382
    Oh! the nostalgia....    XTC was the registration letters on the plate
    of my wife's car when we were courting.
396.2483and... white water canoeingPASTIS::MONAHANhumanity is a trojan horseThu Mar 17 1988 02:411
    And, (not to add anything to the current game) we met --^^
396.2484keeled over, bottoms's up --> ostrichZFC::DERAMOWord association-football quarterbackThu Mar 17 1988 02:530
396.2485ostrich --> plumesVOLGA::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsThu Mar 17 1988 05:451
    
396.2486plumes --> pseudonymsZFC::DERAMOperforming without a netThu Mar 17 1988 06:260
396.2487pseudonyms --> antonymsDELNI::CANTORDave C.Thu Mar 17 1988 08:130
396.2488antonyms --> homonymsNEARLY::GOODENOUGHJeff Goodenough, IPG Reading UKThu Mar 17 1988 16:431
    
396.2489homonyms => GulliverMARVIN::KNOWLESSliding down the razorblade of lifeThu Mar 17 1988 17:161
    
396.2490Gulliver --> lilliputiansTWEED::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsThu Mar 17 1988 18:051
    
396.2491lilliputions -> monosyllablesVIA::RANDALLback in the notes life againThu Mar 17 1988 18:391
    
396.2492monosyllables --> onesERASER::KALLISWhy is everyone getting uptight?Thu Mar 17 1988 18:561
    
396.2493ones --> toesCLOVAX::FORNERAnd you thought *YOU* were wierd!Thu Mar 17 1988 19:251
    
396.2494toes --> rosesVOLGA::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsThu Mar 17 1988 20:341
    
396.2495roses --> redZFC::DERAMOwhere the sidewalk beginsThu Mar 17 1988 21:480
396.2496red -> roverVIA::RANDALLback in the notes life againThu Mar 17 1988 22:217
    
    Until I was seven or eight, I thought roses were yellow or pink
    because the only roses I had ever seen were wild roses and the
    yellow prairie roses that grow in our part of Montana (you know,
    like "The Yellow Rose of Texas").
    
    --bonnie
396.2497rover --> drifterTERZA::ZANEin becoming there is beingThu Mar 17 1988 23:110
396.2498drifter --> bag-lady )-:WAGON::SWINIARSKINANcy--*NANSKI*--SwiniarSKIFri Mar 18 1988 00:451
    
396.2499bag-lady --> better daysINK::KALLISWhy is everyone getting uptight?Fri Mar 18 1988 01:164
    
    On "Rover," with all _The Prisoner_ fans around here, I'd've thought.
    
                         -<Rover --> Weather Balloon>-
396.2500better days --> The FonzZFC::DERAMOperforming without a netFri Mar 18 1988 03:080
396.2501The Fonz => The FuzzHYDRA::PARSONS2A moose once bit my sister....Fri Mar 18 1988 03:181
    
396.2502(The) Fuzz --> BoxAYOV27::ISMITHSpare a shekel for an ex-leper.Fri Mar 18 1988 13:021
    And round, and round, and round......
396.2503Box -> SoapCOP01::STSSORENSENFri Mar 18 1988 13:051
    
396.2504Soap --> Feared by 14-year-oldsNEARLY::GOODENOUGHJeff Goodenough, IPG Reading UKFri Mar 18 1988 16:501
    
396.250514-year-olds -> no food in the houseVIA::RANDALLback in the notes life againFri Mar 18 1988 17:114
        especially if you were planning a special dinner . . .
    
    --bonnie
396.2506no food in the house --> too true!NEARLY::GOODENOUGHJeff Goodenough, IPG Reading UKFri Mar 18 1988 17:185
    It's funny isn't it?  When my son was 13 or 14, he would run a mile
    at the sight of a bar of soap.  Now he's 16, we can't get him out
    of the bathroom.
    
    Jeff.
396.2507too true! --> too late!MARKER::KALLISWhy is everyone getting uptight?Fri Mar 18 1988 19:345
    For "Feared by 14-year-olds, I'd have put:
    
                -<Feared by 14-year-olds --> Freddy Krueger>-
    
    
396.2508too late! -> tulipVIA::RANDALLback in the notes life againFri Mar 18 1988 20:391
    
396.2509tulip -->tiptoe through the tulipsZFC::DERAMOFri Mar 18 1988 21:400
396.2510tiptoe -> en pointeVIA::RANDALLback in the notes life againSat Mar 19 1988 00:041
    
396.2511en (pointe) --> picaAYOV18::ISMITHDavid Byrne - A Head of his time.Sat Mar 19 1988 00:471
    
396.2512pica --> armadilloVIA::RANDALLback in the notes life againSat Mar 19 1988 00:543
    by way of pica-dillo, of course
    
    --bonnie
396.2513armadillo --> brilloAYOV18::ISMITHDavid Byrne - A Head of his time.Sat Mar 19 1988 01:176
396.2514brillo -> washed upVIA::RANDALLback in the notes life againSat Mar 19 1988 01:343
    remember the ads?  "Looks like you're all washed up, pink pad."
    
    --bonnie
396.2515washed up --> by the tideTERZA::ZANEin becoming there is beingSat Mar 19 1988 03:010
396.2516by the tide --> high or low?ZFC::DERAMOSat Mar 19 1988 03:0434
    Re: .-a few, on "box"
    
    
    "box" hasn't come up which many times, excuse me, that many times:
    
    (dir/title="box" 396.* -- and half of these are responses to "box")
    
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                                 The Joy of Lex
Created: 28-FEB-1986 12:47         496 topics         Updated: 18-MAR-1988 18:40
                 -< A Notes File even your grammar could love >-
 Topic  Author               Date         Repl  Title
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        COOKIE::ZANE         31-AUG-1987  396.73  claustrophobia --> boxed
        SYSENG::NELSON       31-AUG-1987  396.74  boxed -> cuffed
        NATASH::AIKEN        15-SEP-1987  396.132  idiot  -->  box
        GNUVAX::BOBBITT      15-SEP-1987  396.133  box --> lunch
          CHIC::PETERS       10-NOV-1987  396.622  telephone --> box
        AYOV15::ISMITH       10-NOV-1987  396.623  box --> bedroom
        MLNIT5::FINANCE      17-NOV-1987  396.689  wrong --> BOX
          AITG::TRUMPLER     17-NOV-1987  396.690  box --> ring
          CHIC::PETERS       22-NOV-1987  396.760  robotOcide (?) -> Box
         TERZA::ZANE         23-NOV-1987  396.761  box --> giftwrap
            ME::TRUMPLER      8-DEC-1987  396.1045  dance --> box
          ISTG::WARDEN        8-DEC-1987  396.1046  box -> No, I play golf.
        RDGE28::BOOTH         8-DEC-1987  396.1047  box --> er, shorts
            ME::TRUMPLER      4-JAN-1988  396.1476  tic-tack-toe --> box
        REGENT::EPSTEIN       4-JAN-1988  396.1477  box --> pug
           ZFC::DERAMO       11-JAN-1988  396.1569  Jack of all trades --> Jack in the box
        PLDVAX::ZARLENGA     11-JAN-1988  396.1570  Jack in the box -> Taco Bell
        CLARID::PETERS       18-JAN-1988  396.1763   -> box
        YIPPEE::LIRON        18-JAN-1988  396.1764   ->box  -->  ->soap
        AYOV27::ISMITH       18-MAR-1988  396.2502  (The) Fuzz --> Box
         COP01::STS          18-MAR-1988  396.2503  Box -> Soap
396.2517high or low? -> buy or sell?DECSIM::HEILMANMy paging file, it is full of eelsSat Mar 19 1988 20:011
    
396.2518buy or sell -> want adsDANUBE::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsSat Mar 19 1988 21:031
    
396.2519want ads --> why do you want them?ZFC::DERAMOThink of it as evolution in action.Sat Mar 19 1988 23:180
396.2520why do you want them? -> I'll never tell :-)DANUBE::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsSat Mar 19 1988 23:281
   
396.2521I'll never tell :-) --> for something kinky?ZFC::DERAMOThink of it as evolution in action.Sun Mar 20 1988 19:380
396.2522for something kinky? --> No, for Lent.TERZA::ZANEThank you, Mr. SecretarySun Mar 20 1988 22:260
396.2523No, for Lent -> Yes, for givenCLARID::PETERSE Unibus PlurumMon Mar 21 1988 13:340
396.2524Yes, for given => No, for takenERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Mon Mar 21 1988 15:511
    
396.2525No, for taken --> Et two BruteAYOV27::ISMITHDavid Byrne - A Head of his time.Mon Mar 21 1988 16:441
    
396.2526Et two Brute -> Ides of MarchVOLGA::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsMon Mar 21 1988 18:291
    
396.2527Ides of March => otherwiseMARVIN::KNOWLESSliding down the razorblade of lifeMon Mar 21 1988 19:4612
    This one's a bit obscure.  The link comes from a jingle:
    
    In March, July, October, May
    The Nones are on the seventh day
    On the fifteenth are the Ides
    On the thirteenth otherwise
    
    or something like that. I never applied the jingle, so can't vouch
    for the details. But I do remember `otherwise' as possibly the worst
    rhyme I ever heard.
    
    b
396.2528otherwise --> anotherstupidERASER::KALLISWhy is everyone getting uptight?Mon Mar 21 1988 20:2710
    
    Point of trivia:  Many years ago, Income Tax used to come due 15
                      March -- that is, the Ides of March.  The delicate
                      and sensitive Internal revenue service, assuming
                      that most children had to read _Julius Caesar_
                      some time before leaving school, tactfully changed
                      the deadline to the Idea of April.
    
    
    
396.2529anotherstupid --> replyME::TRUMPLERPining for the fnordsMon Mar 21 1988 22:513
    
    I could say something about signal->noise ratios in some conferences
    here, but I'll restrain myself...:-)
396.2530re-ply > try again...LEZAH::BOBBITTperforming without Annette...Mon Mar 21 1988 23:241
    
396.2531try again -> very tryingVOLGA::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsMon Mar 21 1988 23:471
    
396.2532very trying --> vexatiousTERZA::ZANEThank you, Mr. SecretaryTue Mar 22 1988 00:530
396.2533vexatious --> The VAX ate usDELNI::CANTORDave C.Tue Mar 22 1988 09:000
396.2534The VAX ate us -> The PDP8/eCLARID::PETERSE Unibus PlurumTue Mar 22 1988 11:490
396.2535The PDP-8/e --> PDP-8/extendedERASER::KALLISWhy is everyone getting uptight?Tue Mar 22 1988 18:254
    
    A 32-bit-wordlength PDP-8/* wlould be a really effective RISC computer
    
    [hint ... hint]
396.2536PDP-8/extended --> extended familyVIA::RANDALLback in the notes life againTue Mar 22 1988 22:421
    
396.2537extended family -> fourth of July picnicVOLGA::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsTue Mar 22 1988 22:465
    
    
    the last time my whole (extended) family was together
    
    Bonnie
396.2538extended family -> picnic -> A(u)ntsLEZAH::BOBBITTmodem butterflyWed Mar 23 1988 01:111
    
396.2539ants -> carpentersVIA::RANDALLback in the notes life againWed Mar 23 1988 01:181
    
396.2540Carpenters --> NazarethAYOV27::ISMITHDavid Byrne - A Head of his time.Wed Mar 23 1988 02:121
    Double association here.... (Can YOU spot it?)
396.2541Carpenters -> Nazareth -> Heavy metal anorexia?DECSIM::HEILMANMy paging file, it is full of eelsWed Mar 23 1988 02:221
    
396.2542Heavy metal anorexia? --> arsenic induced purgingZFC::DERAMOThink of it as evolution in action.Wed Mar 23 1988 02:510
396.2543arsenic induced purging --> ipecacTERZA::ZANEno choice but to beWed Mar 23 1988 03:160
396.2544ipecac --> icepac(k)DELNI::CANTORDave C.Wed Mar 23 1988 03:210
396.2545icepac(k)--> party night!VOLGA::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsWed Mar 23 1988 05:373
    
    
    some back...what was the double reference...
396.2546party night --> polling dayLAMHRA::WHORLOWProgress:=!(going_backwards&gt;coping)Wed Mar 23 1988 07:541
    
396.2547polling day --> bargeAYOV18::ISMITHDavid Byrne - A Head of his time.Wed Mar 23 1988 12:207
    The double reference was (a) musical - The Carpenters (popular music)
                                           Nazareth ('Heavy Metal')
    
                         and (b) biblical - carpenter (Joseph's trade)
                                            Nazareth (a place)
    
    Ian.
396.2548HLDG03::KEWTea break over, back on your headsWed Mar 23 1988 13:131
         -< barge --> Argy Bargy, boatman on the river Plate  >-
396.2549... river Plate --> silver dipNEARLY::GOODENOUGHJeff Goodenough, IPG Reading UKWed Mar 23 1988 17:292
    
    Used to be a product to make your cutlery shine :-)
396.2550river Platte --> rolling mudVIA::RANDALLback in the notes life againWed Mar 23 1988 17:316

    And no trees, either!  And so dry you can still see wagon tracks
    from the Oregon trail in places beside it -- the vegetation hasn't
    grown over it yet. 
    
    --bonnie 
396.2551rolling mud => moraineMARVIN::KNOWLESSliding down the razorblade of lifeWed Mar 23 1988 17:411
    
396.2552moraine -> more snowVIA::RANDALLback in the notes life againWed Mar 23 1988 17:451
    
396.2553more snow --> less knowMARKER::KALLISWhy is everyone getting uptight?Wed Mar 23 1988 20:4613
    Re                    -<moraine --> * >-:
    
    if you're icthyological:
    
                          -<moraine --> Elaine>-
    
    or, of the horsey set:
    
                     -<moraine --> give 'im 'is head>- 
    
    If you prefer rhyme:
    
                          -<moraine --> lorainne>-
396.2554less know --> too much TVZFC::DERAMOThink of it as evolution in action.Wed Mar 23 1988 21:309
    
    
    Re .-1
    
>>                      -<moraine --> lorainne>-
    
    Wasn't that the name of the Spanish mountain climber who
    became famous for being more sure-footed on steep terrain
    than on flat?
396.2555too much TV -> turn it offTWEED::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsWed Mar 23 1988 21:433
    
    
    silver dip got dropped back in .2549
396.2556TERZA::ZANEno choice but to beWed Mar 23 1988 21:546
   silver dip --> gold rush -----|
   				 |--> ghost town
   		  turn it off ---|

   
396.2557ghost town -> tumbleweedsLEZAH::BOBBITTmodem butterflyWed Mar 23 1988 22:071
    
396.2558tumbleweeds -> jumping beansVIA::RANDALLback in the notes life againWed Mar 23 1988 22:356
    re: .2556
    
    Wow, that's great!
    
    --bonnie
    
396.2559jumping beans --> Montezuma's RevengeME::TRUMPLERPining for the fnordsWed Mar 23 1988 22:450
396.2560Montezuma's Revenge --> touristMARKER::KALLISWhy is everyone getting uptight?Wed Mar 23 1988 22:497
    
    For "silver dip":
    
              -<silver dip --> flealess white stallion>-
    
    This is not a straight line for that guy in the films who played
    Rocky.
396.2561tourist -> luggageVOLGA::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsThu Mar 24 1988 00:301
    
396.2562luggage --> it got sent where?ZFC::DERAMOThink of it as evolution in action.Thu Mar 24 1988 03:140
396.2563where? --> AtlantaVIA::RANDALLback in the notes life againThu Mar 24 1988 03:304
    Popular saying in the southeast:  "Whether you're going to heaven
    or hell, you have to go through Atlanta to get there."
    
    --bonnie
396.2564Atlanta -> ShermanVOLGA::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsThu Mar 24 1988 07:181
    
396.2565Sherman --> PeabodyDELNI::CANTORDave C.Thu Mar 24 1988 09:080
396.2566Peabody => The butler did it.ERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Thu Mar 24 1988 15:564
    
    
    The movie 'Clue' had a Mr. Peabody that died in the above way....
    
396.2567(The butler) did it --> morse codeAYOV18::ISMITHDavid Byrne - A Head of his time.Thu Mar 24 1988 17:141
    
396.2568morse code --> ... ._ __ .._ . ._..NEARLY::GOODENOUGHJeff Goodenough, IPG Reading UKThu Mar 24 1988 17:342
    
    You have to translate this to make a valid reply!
396.2569... ._ __ .._ . ._.. => torchMARVIN::KNOWLESSliding down the razorblade of lifeThu Mar 24 1988 18:524
    I used to know it all; as it is, I had to guess (apart from the
    S and the E).
    
    My son Sam has a torch decorated with Morse.
396.2570torch->singerVOLGA::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsThu Mar 24 1988 20:001
    
396.2571Singer --> sewing machinesZFC::DERAMOSidewalks have *two* ends!Thu Mar 24 1988 21:050
396.2572sewing machines -> needles and treadlesGNUVAX::BOBBITTmodem butterflyThu Mar 24 1988 21:401
    
396.2573needles and treadles -> cannot mend this heart of mineVIA::RANDALLback in the notes life againFri Mar 25 1988 00:211
    
396.2574Cannot mend this heart of mine -> TaylorCURIUS::CIUFFINIIf my Personal Name were a song, it Fri Mar 25 1988 01:029
    

    
    
    ( :-) seems silly to have to explain all these! :-))

                                         mend ---> tailor ---> Taylor
     
    broken heart needs repair, then I'm the man to see... ---> Taylor
396.2575Taylor -> LivingstonVIA::RANDALLback in the notes life againFri Mar 25 1988 01:126

    
    You don't have to explain, I got it the first time! : ) :) :)
    
    --bonnie
    
396.2576Livingston --> Sea GullWAGON::SWINIARSKINANcy--*NANSKI*--SwiniarSKIFri Mar 25 1988 01:591
    
396.2577Sea Gull --> See GaulZFC::DERAMOReunite Gondwanaland!Fri Mar 25 1988 03:120
396.2578See Gaul -> divided in three partsVOLGA::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsFri Mar 25 1988 05:591
    
396.2579divided in three parts -> tripartheidLAMHRA::WHORLOWProgress:=!(going_backwards&gt;coping)Fri Mar 25 1988 07:131
    
396.2580Tripartheid --> and go seekMARKER::KALLISWhy is everyone getting uptight?Fri Mar 25 1988 17:597
    
    For "Sea gull":
    
    
                        -<Sea Gull --> Ea-gull>-
    
    After an Ogden Nash poem about a hooker tern
396.2581and go seek => And Ye shall findERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Fri Mar 25 1988 18:081
    
396.2582And Ye Shall find -> dust kittensDANUBE::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsFri Mar 25 1988 19:131
    
396.2583dust kittens -> pussy willowsTHATS::CIUFFINIIf my Personal Name were a song, it Fri Mar 25 1988 20:101
    
396.2584pussy willows -> cattailsGNUVAX::BOBBITTmodem butterflySat Mar 26 1988 00:381
    
396.2585cattails -> swampsDANUBE::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsSat Mar 26 1988 00:421
    
396.2586swamps -> gasCOMET::LEVETTThey're all a bunch of Baggums!Sat Mar 26 1988 01:131
    
396.2587gas --> Tobin'sMARKER::KALLISWhy is everyone getting uptight?Sat Mar 26 1988 01:2513
    
    For Cat tails I'd have done:
    
                        -<cat tails --> Manx>-
    
    for those weho don't know, Manx cats have no tails.  They're born
    that way.
    
    or
    
                       -<Cat tails --> flogging>-   
    
    as in Cat o' nine Tails
396.2588Tobin's -> or notCLARID::PETERSE Unibus PlurumSat Mar 26 1988 17:422

The question is like that.
396.2589or not -> BooleanDECSIM::HEILMANMy paging file, it is full of eelsSat Mar 26 1988 18:361
    
396.2590Boolean --> determinationAYOV18::ISMITHDavid Byrne - A Head of his time.Sat Mar 26 1988 23:5218
    I wondered about this one, and couldn't decide which alternative
    to use, so....
    
    
    
                 / True grit   \
      Boolean __/               \--> grit your teeth --> determination
                \               /
                 \ False teeth /
       
    Re .2587
    
    This reminds me of the man who went into the pet shop, and said
    "Do you have a Manx cat?", to which the shopkeeper replied "No....
    but I could make you one."
    
    Ian.
    
396.2591determination => pluckVOLGA::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsSun Mar 27 1988 05:071
    
396.2592pluck --> chickenZFC::DERAMOReunite Gondwanaland!Sun Mar 27 1988 07:430
396.2593chicken -> gutlessLAMHRA::WHORLOWProgress:=!(going_backwards&gt;coping)Mon Mar 28 1988 10:021
    
396.2594gutless --> amoebaMARKER::KALLISWhy is everyone getting uptight?Mon Mar 28 1988 20:042
    
    Amoebas, like all protozoa have no guts; just vacuoles.
396.2595amoeba -> salesmanGNUVAX::BOBBITTmodem butterflyMon Mar 28 1988 22:127
    
                          brainless
        amoeba__________/           \_______________salesman
              \_____                           ____/
                    \soft cell-------soft sell/

    
396.2596salesman --> obsequiousTERZA::ZANEno choice but to beMon Mar 28 1988 23:040
396.2597obsequious --> obfuscatoryME::TRUMPLERPining for the fnordsMon Mar 28 1988 23:390
396.2598obfuscatory --> obsolescentVOLGA::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsTue Mar 29 1988 02:271
    
396.2599obsolescent --> plannedZFC::DERAMOReunite Gondwanaland!Tue Mar 29 1988 04:390
396.2600planned => parenthoodERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Tue Mar 29 1988 16:111
    
396.2601parenthood --> SellotapeAYOV27::ISMITHDavid Byrne - A Head of his time.Tue Mar 29 1988 17:371
    There's an Austrailian connection here...  8^}
396.2602Sellotape => ScotchMARVIN::KNOWLESSliding down the razorblade of lifeTue Mar 29 1988 19:161
    
396.2603Scotch --> WhiskyVISA::BIJAOUITomorrow Never KnowsTue Mar 29 1988 20:295
    Re a few back ...
    
    And Ye Shall Know ... The Truth, And The Truth Shall Make You Free.
    
    Pierre.
396.2604whiskey -> sourGNUVAX::BOBBITTmodem butterflyTue Mar 29 1988 21:411
    
396.2605sour (grapes) --> wineTERZA::ZANEno choice but to beTue Mar 29 1988 22:150
396.2606wine --> propellerME::TRUMPLERsome choice but not to beTue Mar 29 1988 23:300
396.2607propeller --> beanieMARKER::KALLISWhy is everyone getting uptight?Wed Mar 30 1988 00:5014
    
    For sour (grapes) --> wine, I'd'v'e:
    
                             -<wine --> vinegar>- 
    
    
    for "wine," I think it'd habe been better as:    
    
    
                              -<wine -> turbine>-
    
    or:
    
                              -<wine --> brat>-
396.2608beanie --> brownieTERZA::ZANEpining for choicesWed Mar 30 1988 01:180
396.2609brownie -> cub scoutDELNI::PITARDWAIT!!!!! It's not *YOUR* turn!!!Wed Mar 30 1988 05:181
    
396.2610cub scout --> merit badgesZFC::DERAMOMy karma ran over my dogma.Wed Mar 30 1988 05:180
396.2611merit badges -> medal of valorANGORA::ZARLENGAJim Ignatowski after detoxWed Mar 30 1988 10:210
396.2612medal of valor -> red badge of courageGNUVAX::BOBBITTmodem butterflyWed Mar 30 1988 20:171
    
396.2613Red badge of courage --> bandageMARKER::KALLISWhy is everyone getting uptight?Wed Mar 30 1988 20:4019
    Re "cub scouts":
    
    cub scouts get ranks (wolf, bear, lion) and not merit badges, but
    arrowheads.  Thus, to be accurate, it should read:
    
                       -<cub scouts -->webelos>-
    
    "webelos" is the
    badge cubs get when
    they're going to
    "graduate" to being
    boy scouts
    
                        -<webelos --> boy scouts>-
    
                      -<boy scouts --> merit badges>-
    
    Now the shade of Lord Baden-Powell
    can rest easy. :-)
396.2614bandage => Bandages, we don't need no stinking bandagesERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Wed Mar 30 1988 20:521
    
396.2615bandage --> bloodWAGON::SWINIARSKINANcy--*NANSKI*--SwiniarSKIThu Mar 31 1988 00:471
    
396.2616blood --> thirstyTERZA::ZANESomething exists to distinguish nothing.Thu Mar 31 1988 01:260
396.2617MARKER::KALLISWhy is everyone getting uptight?Thu Mar 31 1988 03:325
    Bandages--We don't need no stinking bandages -------+
                                                        |
                                                        |
                                                        |
    Thirsty --------------------------------------------+---> water
396.2618Water ----> The BeachVAXWRK::SIMONHugs Welcome Anytime!Thu Mar 31 1988 04:091
It's getting warm!
396.2619The Beach --> The Beach BoysZFC::DERAMOMy karma ran over my dogma.Thu Mar 31 1988 04:180
396.2620The Beach Boys -> of SummerDECSIM::HEILMANMy paging file, it is full of eelsThu Mar 31 1988 06:541
    
396.2621of summer -> fliesLAMHRA::WHORLOW2 Cups de-coffinated caffeine pleaseThu Mar 31 1988 07:141
    
396.2622flies --> zipNEARLY::GOODENOUGHJeff Goodenough, IPG Reading UKThu Mar 31 1988 19:151
    Do I have to explain this one?
396.2623zip --> UPWAGON::SWINIARSKINANcy--*NANSKI*--SwiniarSKIThu Mar 31 1988 21:421
    
396.2624UP --> UPSTERZA::ZANESomething exists to distinguish nothing.Thu Mar 31 1988 23:070
396.2625UPS --> Domino'sME::TRUMPLERNothing desists to extinguish somethingThu Mar 31 1988 23:442
    Re .2624:
    I'd have done -< UP --> SP >-
396.2626Domino's -> SugarGNUVAX::BOBBITTmodem butterflyThu Mar 31 1988 23:501
    
396.2627sugar --> sweetie pieMARKER::KALLISWhy is everyone getting uptight?Fri Apr 01 1988 01:351
    
396.2628sweetie pie --> honey bunTERZA::ZANEBut those aren't my words!Fri Apr 01 1988 02:090
396.2629honey bun --> cup cakeZFC::DERAMOTake my advice, I'm not using itFri Apr 01 1988 04:560
396.2630cup cake --> two sizes too large PRESTO::CIUFFINIIf my Personal Name were a song, it Fri Apr 01 1988 18:382
    
  
396.2631two sizes too large --> normal Government issueMARKER::KALLISWhy is everyone getting uptight?Fri Apr 01 1988 19:385
    
    
    For "cup cake"    ---
    
                      -<cup cake --> policeman cookie>-
396.2632normal Government issue --> TAXES!!TERZA::ZANEDon't read this line.Fri Apr 01 1988 22:510
396.2633TAXES!! --> theftZFC::DERAMOTake my advice, I'm not using itFri Apr 01 1988 23:140
396.2634theft --> Brinks truckWAGON::SWINIARSKINANcy--*NANSKI*--SwiniarSKISat Apr 02 1988 00:061
    
396.2635Brinks truck -> arm(or)ed robberyGNUVAX::BOBBITTmodem butterflySat Apr 02 1988 00:161
    
396.2636arm(or)ed robbery --> rape and pillageME::TRUMPLERI juggle tectonic platesSat Apr 02 1988 01:000
396.2637rape and pillage --> bestselling novelERASER::KALLISWhy is everyone getting uptight?Sat Apr 02 1988 01:133
    
    Could also be the name of an obscure vaudeville team (like Clark
    and McCullough, for film fans)
396.2638rape&pillage (a) bestselling novel > TV MovieGNUVAX::BOBBITTmodem butterflySat Apr 02 1988 03:191
    that's usually the process whereby they make 'em
396.2639TV movie --> up too lateDANUBE::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsMon Apr 04 1988 22:521
    
396.2640up too late --> ate tool up!CURIUS::CIUFFINIIf my Personal Name were a song, it Mon Apr 04 1988 23:001
    
396.2641ate tool up --> peppermint shovelMARKER::KALLISWhy is everyone getting uptight?Mon Apr 04 1988 23:261
    
396.2642peppermint shovel -> box of AltoidsERIS::CALLASI've lost my faith in nihilism.Mon Apr 04 1988 23:411
    
396.2643box of Altoids --> Curiously StrongWAGON::SWINIARSKINANcy--*NANSKI*--SwiniarSKITue Apr 05 1988 00:211
    
396.2644Curiously Strong --> Dirty LaundryMARKER::KALLISWhy is everyone getting uptight?Tue Apr 05 1988 00:371
    
396.2645Dirty Laundry -*> Dirty Dancing PRESTO::CIUFFINIIf my Personal Name were a song, it Tue Apr 05 1988 02:253
    
    
    * = the result of ?
396.2646Dirty Dancing -> Hungry EyesVOLGA::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsTue Apr 05 1988 02:572
    
    the song
396.2647Hungry Eyes --> AfricaLAMHRA::WHORLOW2 Cups de-coffinated caffeine pleaseTue Apr 05 1988 08:121
    
396.2648Hungry eyes --> Africa --> DriveAYOV27::ISMITHDavid Byrne - A Head of his time.Tue Apr 05 1988 15:001
    
396.2649Drive --> Fund RaiserSPUD::SCHARMANNComputer Freek - BewareTue Apr 05 1988 17:081
    
396.2650Fund raiser --> poker playerMARKER::KALLISWhy is everyone getting uptight?Tue Apr 05 1988 19:1612
    
    For "drive" one could have:
                        
                        -<Drive --> Ferrari>- 
    
    or:
                        -<Drive --> ambition>-
    
    or:
                       -<Drive --> from Ireland>-
     
    Referring, of course to St. Patrick's treastment of snakes
396.2651poker player -> poker faceVOLGA::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsTue Apr 05 1988 19:431
    
396.2652poker face -> W.C. FieldsGNUVAX::BOBBITTmodem butterflyTue Apr 05 1988 19:531
    
396.2653W.C. Fields --> My little ChickadeeSPUD::SCHARMANNComputer Freek - BewareTue Apr 05 1988 21:141
    
396.2654W.C. Fields --> Mrs. FieldsWAGON::SWINIARSKINANcy--*NANSKI*--SwiniarSKITue Apr 05 1988 21:161
    
396.2655Mrs. Fields -aka-> Mother NatureCURIUS::CIUFFINIIf my Personal Name were a song, it Tue Apr 05 1988 21:232
    
    
396.2656Mother Nature -> Father TimeSPUD::SCHARMANNComputer Freek - BewareTue Apr 05 1988 21:331
    
396.2657Father Time --> Child of the UniverseTERZA::ZANEGood reverence includes humor.Tue Apr 05 1988 22:030
396.2658Child of the Universe --> Father of his countryZFC::DERAMOTrust me. I know what I'm doing.Tue Apr 05 1988 22:220
396.2659Father of his country -> 1 very fertile manANGORA::ZARLENGAJim Ignatowski after detoxWed Apr 06 1988 00:150
396.26601 very fertile man --> The Old Woman who lived in a ShoeTERZA::ZANEGood reverence includes humor.Wed Apr 06 1988 01:210
396.2661 -> love nestGNUVAX::BOBBITTmodem butterflyWed Apr 06 1988 01:594
    
<one very fertile man -> old woman who lived in a shoe--+
                                                        |
<my little chickadee>-----------------------------------+->love nest>
396.2662love nest --> BigfootZFC::DERAMOTrust me. I know what I'm doing.Wed Apr 06 1988 03:471
    ... from a collection of computer generated "Enquirer" headlines.
396.2663Bigfoot --> The Big SlipperAYOV27::ISMITHDavid Byrne - A Head of his time.Wed Apr 06 1988 13:271
    For Billy Conolly fans...
396.2664The Big Slipper => bananaMARVIN::KNOWLESSliding down the razorblade of lifeWed Apr 06 1988 17:511
    
396.2665banana --> goldenMARKER::KALLISWhy is everyone getting uptight?Wed Apr 06 1988 19:0910
    
    For "the Big Slipper":
    
                          -<The Big Slipper --> The Big Easy>-
    or
    
                          -<The Big Slipper -->The Big Apple>-
    or
    
                          -<The Big Slipper -->The Big Bopper>-
396.2666golden ---> daffodilsVOLGA::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsWed Apr 06 1988 19:301
    
396.2667daffodils -> buttercupsGNUVAX::BOBBITTmodem butterflyWed Apr 06 1988 21:221
    
396.2668buttercups --> margarinebowlsZFC::DERAMOTrust me. I know what I'm doing.Wed Apr 06 1988 22:130
396.2669margarine bowls --> greasy spoonTERZA::ZANEGood reverence includes humor.Wed Apr 06 1988 22:170
396.2670greeasy spoon --> Tobin cafeteriaMARKER::KALLISWhy is everyone getting uptight?Wed Apr 06 1988 23:0710
    
    For "margerine bowls":
    
                       -<margerine bowls --> Rose Bowl>-
    or:
    
                       -<margerine bowls -->Super Bowl>-
    or even:
    
                       -<margerine bowls -->soup bowls>-
396.2671Tobin cafeteria --> Tobin or not Tobin, THat...LAMHRA::WHORLOW2 Cups de-coffinated caffeine pleaseThu Apr 07 1988 04:551
    
396.2672Tobin or not Tobin... --> Out damn spot!AYOV18::ISMITHDavid Byrne - A Head of his time.Thu Apr 07 1988 14:351
    
396.2673Out damn spot! -> naughty dalmationVOLGA::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsThu Apr 07 1988 19:241
    
396.2674naughty dalmation --> sick puppyMARKER::KALLISWhy is everyone getting uptight?Thu Apr 07 1988 20:031
    
396.2675sick puppy -> dead puppies aren't much funGNUVAX::BOBBITTmodem butterflyThu Apr 07 1988 20:341
    old song from Dr. Demento days...
396.2676dead puppies --> "Happy Cats"WAGON::SWINIARSKINANcy--*NANSKI*--SwiniarSKIThu Apr 07 1988 20:381
    
396.2677Happy Cats --> Morris & 9 LivesSPUD::SCHARMANNComputer Freek - BewareThu Apr 07 1988 21:461
    
396.2678Morris & 9 Lives --> Snow White & 7 dwarvesZFC::DERAMOTrust me. I know what I'm doing.Thu Apr 07 1988 22:470
396.2679Snow White & 7 dwarves => The 3 Little PigsERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Fri Apr 08 1988 00:441
    
396.2680The 3 Little Pigs -> Porkys I,II,IIIPRESTO::CIUFFINIIf my Personal Name were a song, it Fri Apr 08 1988 00:581
    
396.2681Porkys I,II,III --> Rocky I-IVTERZA::ZANEGood reverence includes humor.Fri Apr 08 1988 01:410
396.2683Rocky I-IV -> Friday the 13th part WHAT??!!GNUVAX::BOBBITTmodem butterflyFri Apr 08 1988 02:421
    
396.2684Friday the 13th part WHAT??!! --> Parting is such sweet sorrowERASER::KALLISWhy is everyone getting uptight?Fri Apr 08 1988 02:531
    
396.2685Parting is such sweet sorrow --> minoxidilERIS::CALLASI've lost my faith in nihilism.Fri Apr 08 1988 03:082
    
    
396.2686minoxidil --> combTERZA::ZANEGood reverence includes humor.Fri Apr 08 1988 03:100
396.2687comb --> cat aZFC::DERAMOTrust me. I know what I'm doing.Fri Apr 08 1988 03:510
396.2688cat a --> falqueLAMHRA::WHORLOWI Came,I Saw,I concurredFri Apr 08 1988 06:071
    
396.2689fal-que -> flip them the birdGNUVAX::BOBBITTmodem butterflyFri Apr 08 1988 23:181
 
396.2690flip them the bird --> in the bushME::TRUMPLERI juggle tectonic platesFri Apr 08 1988 23:381
    is worth two in the hand?
396.2691flip...bird -> Intenational Uni-finger SaluteWAGON::SWINIARSKINANcy--*NANSKI*--SwiniarSKIFri Apr 08 1988 23:401
    
396.2692haymaker landedDANUBE::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsSat Apr 09 1988 02:222
    in the bush <-----haymaker landed -----> intenational uni-finger
    salute
396.2693haymaker landed -> The Eagle has landedDECSIM::HEILMANMy paging file, it is full of eelsSat Apr 09 1988 03:221
    
396.2694The Eagle has landed --> Roger HoustonZFC::DERAMOreply .-1's paging file is full of eelsSat Apr 09 1988 04:010
396.2695Roger Houston --> George WashingtonAYOV18::ISMITHDavid Byrne - A Head of his time.Mon Apr 11 1988 17:381
    
396.2696George Washington => cherryMARVIN::KNOWLESSliding down the razorblade of lifeMon Apr 11 1988 18:251
    
396.2697cherry --> pieMARKER::KALLISWhy is everyone getting uptight?Mon Apr 11 1988 19:408
    
    Definition:  "Cherry Pie" is circus slang for "work you do with
    no pay."
    
    For "Roger Houston," how about:
    
                      -<Roger Houston --> Roger Young>-
    
396.2698pie --> 3.14159TWEED::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsMon Apr 11 1988 20:181
    
396.26993.14159 --> PieSPUD::SCHARMANNComputer Freek - BewareMon Apr 11 1988 21:424
    
    
     I just couldn't resist!!!!
    
396.2700pie --> scooterGOLD::OPPELTIf they can't take a joke, screw 'em!Mon Apr 11 1988 21:593
    
    
    	Anyone remember scooter pies?  Do they still make them?
396.2701scooter --> skateboardME::TRUMPLERI juggle tectonic platesMon Apr 11 1988 22:184
    Re .2700:
    You should have done
    -< pie --> cherry >-
    Then we'd get back to "box" after 5400 replies :-).
396.2702Skateboard --> Sidewalk serfin'SPUD::SCHARMANNComputer Freek - BewareMon Apr 11 1988 22:261
    
396.2703Sidewalk Serfin' --> slave-labor walkwaysMARKER::KALLISWhy is everyone getting uptight?Mon Apr 11 1988 22:409
    
    For 3.14159,
    
    how about:
                    -<3.14159 --> 2.71828 >-
    
    as my wife would say:
    
    "Eeeeeeeeeeeee!"     :-D
396.2704slave-labor walkways -> skid rowGNUVAX::BOBBITTmodem butterflyTue Apr 12 1988 02:011
    
396.2705skid row <-- dow riskCURIUS::CIUFFINIIf my Personal Name were a song, it Tue Apr 12 1988 02:191
    
396.2706dow risk --> Black MondayZFC::DERAMODaniel V. D'EramoTue Apr 12 1988 03:250
396.2707Black Monday --> Shrove TuesdayLAMHRA::WHORLOWI Came,I Saw,I concurredTue Apr 12 1988 07:028
    G'day
    
    for Pie , could have been 8.587
    
    Ps What's the difference between a pigeon and a stockbroker?
    
    A pigeon can still make a depostit on a mercedes!
    Sorrrreeee!
396.2708Shrove Tuesday --> Pig outAYOV18::ISMITHDavid Byrne - A Head of his time.Tue Apr 12 1988 13:201
    
396.2709Pig out -->Free FoodSPUD::SCHARMANNComputer Freek - BewareTue Apr 12 1988 18:551
    
396.2710Free Food --> TANSTAAFLTERZA::ZANEGood reverence includes humor.Tue Apr 12 1988 20:520
396.2711TANSTAAFL --> Luncheon VouchersAYOV18::ISMITHDavid Byrne - A Head of his time.Tue Apr 12 1988 21:387
    
    	TANSTAAFL
         ^
         |
         |

         Shouldn't that be an 'I'?
396.2712luncheon vouchers --> could use some saltVIA::RANDALLback in the notes life againTue Apr 12 1988 22:154
    No, if you make the first A (for "ain't") into an I (for "isn't")
    you have to change the N (for "no") into an "A" (for "any").
    
    --bonnie
396.2713could use some salt -> pepper 58262::CIUFFINIIf my Personal Name were a song, it Tue Apr 12 1988 22:356
    
    One line is not enough!
    
    Could Use Some Salt :== CUSS or cuss
    cuss is to 'spice your speech' with '~pepper~', 
    and so,
396.2714pepper -> (hasen)pfefferLEZAH::BOBBITTmodem butterflyTue Apr 12 1988 23:231
    
396.2715(hasen)pfeffer --> spicy rabbit stewME::TRUMPLERI juggle tectonic platesWed Apr 13 1988 00:390
396.2716spicy rabbit stew --> even more rabbitsERASER::KALLISWhy is everyone getting uptight?Wed Apr 13 1988 02:019
    
    For those who wonder about the derivation:
    
    
    "spicy rabbit stew" --> "spicy rabbits, too."
    
    "spicy" generally can be used synonymously with "sexually emphatic,"
    as "spicy stories" mean "stories with a high sexual content."
    
396.2717Even more rabbits => Cotton balls....ERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Wed Apr 13 1988 07:251
    
396.2718Cotton balls => Crystal ballsDELNI::CANTORDave C.Wed Apr 13 1988 09:540
396.2719Crystal Balls --> showjumpingAYOV18::ISMITHDavid Byrne - A Head of his time.Wed Apr 13 1988 14:0014
    As in...
    
    Crystal balls --> Clear Rounds --> showjumping
    
    Re .2712
    
    TANSTAAFL - There Ain't No Such Thing...
    
    TINSTAAFL - There Is No Such Thing...
    
    See? It could be either, I suppose. :-}
     
    
    Ian.
396.2720showjumping --> show sprinting tooVIA::RANDALLback in the notes life againWed Apr 13 1988 18:268
    
    
    re: .2719
    
    Well, I guess TINSTAAFL would work . . . it doesn't quite flow,
    to my ear, but then . . .
    
    --bonnie    
396.2721showjumping -> showsprinting -> steeplechaseGNUVAX::BOBBITTmodem butterflyWed Apr 13 1988 19:471
396.2722steeplechase --> shunpikingVIA::RANDALLback in the notes life againWed Apr 13 1988 19:584
    Wait a minute.  Why do you need to chase steeples?  Don't churches
    usually hold still?  
    
    --bonnie
396.2723Shunpiking -->dangrous weaponSPUD::SCHARMANNComputer Freek - BewareWed Apr 13 1988 20:201
    
396.2724dangerous weapon --> blunt instrumentAYOV18::ISMITHDavid Byrne - A Head of his time.Wed Apr 13 1988 21:2611
    Re .2722
    
    No, churches don't hold still. Try this simple test, for which you
    will need:	1 church
    		Some clouds
    		Some wind.
    
    Stand at the bottom of the church spire and look up at the top of
    it, and you will be able to see the church moving. :^>
    
    Ian.
396.2725blunt instrument -> Col. Mustard in the Ballroom..58262::CIUFFINIIf my Personal Name were a song, it Wed Apr 13 1988 21:421
    
396.2726Col. Mustard in the Ballroom -> Mrs. Plum in StudySPUD::SCHARMANNComputer Freek - BewareWed Apr 13 1988 21:471
    
396.2727Mrs. Plum in Study --> bonnie in deep blue funkVIA::RANDALLback in the notes life againWed Apr 13 1988 21:506
    re: .2714, thank you for explaining that, Ian.
    
    Guess that's what I get for growing up in a denomination that
    believes in modern architecture . . . no experience with steeples.
    
    --bonnie
396.2728bonnie in deep blue funk ->Over the OceanSPUD::SCHARMANNComputer Freek - BewareWed Apr 13 1988 22:051
    
396.2729Over the Ocean --> over the seaZFC::DERAMODaniel V. D'EramoWed Apr 13 1988 22:160
396.2730over the sea --> through the woodsTERZA::ZANEGood reverence includes humor.Wed Apr 13 1988 23:080
396.2731over the sea --> under the ElME::TRUMPLERI juggle tectonic platesWed Apr 13 1988 23:090
396.2732through ..woods -> "To Grandmother's house we go!"WAGON::SWINIARSKINANcy--*NANSKI*--SwiniarSKIWed Apr 13 1988 23:491
    
396.2733"To Grandmother's house we go!" --> big teethZFC::DERAMODaniel V. D'EramoThu Apr 14 1988 02:580
396.2734big teeth --> big bad wolfVOLGA::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsThu Apr 14 1988 03:101
    
396.2735 big bad wolf --> lamb gosht ESDC2::SOBOTSteve Sobot, ESDC-IIThu Apr 14 1988 14:149
	As in


	Curry houses...

	ghosts are dead as well as goshts !


396.2736big bad wolf -> ewe ghost, me warlockSPUD::SCHARMANNComputer Freek - BewareThu Apr 14 1988 17:061
    
396.2737ERASER::KALLISWhy is everyone getting uptight?Thu Apr 14 1988 19:427
    under the El ---------------------------+
                                            |
                                            |
                                            |
    lamb gohst -----------------------------+
                                            |
    ewe ghost, me warlock ------------------+---> Chicago food fantasy
396.2738Chicago food fantasy --> ChickenSPUD::SCHARMANNComputer Freek - BewareThu Apr 14 1988 21:358
    
    
       As in Chicken on the car and the car won't go
    
        P.S. In reply to .2736 I guffed??????????
    The first part of the phrase that says 'Big Bad Wolf' should have
    been 'lamb gohst'--> ewe ghost, me warlock
    
396.2739Chicken --> San DiegoVIA::RANDALLback in the notes life againThu Apr 14 1988 22:151
    
396.2740San Diego --> Andi's egoME::TRUMPLERI juggle tectonic platesFri Apr 15 1988 00:080
396.2741Andi's ego --> centric, down'cha knowERASER::KALLISWhy is everyone getting uptight?Fri Apr 15 1988 01:153
    
    
    So much for _him!  Pip, pip. ...
396.2742down cha know --> up ya yesVIA::RANDALLback in the notes life againFri Apr 15 1988 01:491
    
396.2743up ya yes => ung vay!DELNI::PITARDWAIT!!!!! It's not *YOUR* turn!!!Mon Apr 18 1988 19:550
396.2744ung vay! --> oy vay!VIA::RANDALLback in the notes life againMon Apr 18 1988 20:331
    
396.2745onwards!!ODIHAM::HILLNick Hill - UK Corp. ActtsMon Apr 18 1988 20:565
    oy vay!  -->  already!
    
    already! --> all ready?
    
    all ready? -- > GO!!
396.2746GO!! --> collect 200TERZA::ZANEthisMon Apr 18 1988 21:590
396.2747collect 200 --> GO TO JAILSPUD::SCHARMANNComputer Freek - BewareMon Apr 18 1988 22:391
    
396.2748GO TO JAIL -> "get out of jail free"LEZAH::BOBBITTmodem butterflyTue Apr 19 1988 00:212
    this card may be kept until needed or sold...
    
396.2749get out of jail free --> dustVIA::RANDALLback in the notes life againTue Apr 19 1988 00:511
    which is all that's left in my pockets after a monopoly game
396.2750dust --> in the windSPUD::SCHARMANNComputer Freek - BewareTue Apr 19 1988 17:394
    
    
    
    As in the song
396.2751in the wind -> she's like the windDANUBE::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsTue Apr 19 1988 18:352
    
    as in another song
396.2752She's like the wind -> Gone with the windJANUS::CROWLEOn a clear disk you can seek foreverTue Apr 19 1988 18:471
    
396.2753gone with the wind --> Inherit the windVIA::RANDALLback in the notes life againTue Apr 19 1988 19:341
    
396.2754Inherit the wind --> monkey trialLOV::LASHERWorking...Tue Apr 19 1988 20:281
396.2755Monkey trial --> kangaroo courtLOV::LASHERWorking...Tue Apr 19 1988 20:291
396.2756kangaroo court -> roobarHERON::BUCHANANzut bleu!Tue Apr 19 1988 21:073
explanation: pun on "court"
             roobar = device stuck on front of Australian cars to catch roos &
                      prevent them from denting bodywork
396.2757roobar -> CusterHERON::BUCHANANzut bleu!Tue Apr 19 1988 21:081
396.2758kangaroo court -> possum posseGNUVAX::BOBBITTshowtime, Synergy...Tue Apr 19 1988 21:081
    headed up by the Marsupial Marshall...
396.2759possum posse --> eating out of your handTERZA::ZANEthisWed Apr 20 1988 03:250
396.2760eating out of your hand => LEARN SOME TABLE MANNERS!!DELNI::PITARDWAIT!!!!! It's not *YOUR* turn!!!Wed Apr 20 1988 05:591
    
396.2761LEARN SOME TABLE MANNERS--> Don't SHOUT at ME!LAMHRA::WHORLOWI Came,I Saw,I concurredWed Apr 20 1988 10:161
    
396.2762Don't SHOUT at ME --> Speak SoftlySPUD::SCHARMANNComputer Freek - BewareWed Apr 20 1988 17:111
    
396.2763speak softly --> and carry a big stickVIA::RANDALLback in the notes life againWed Apr 20 1988 19:471
    I know, it's obvious, but still....
396.2764and carry a big stick --> for leverageMARKER::KALLISWhy is everyone getting uptight?Wed Apr 20 1988 20:049
    
    
    I know, a pun, but why not?
    
    On "eating out of your hand":
    
           -<eating out of your hand --> eating out of your stomach>-
    
    .. as in the film, _Alien_
396.2765---> move the worldVOLGA::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsWed Apr 20 1988 20:1619
    
    
    from some back...
    
    Custer------>last stand---->
                               |
                               |
                               |
    for leverage-------------->|
                               |
                               |
                               ---------> move the world
    
    
    
    in re 'eating out of your stomach' -->'I think I may lose my 
    breakfast'
    
    Bonnie
396.2766move the world -> I don't want to get offHERON::BUCHANANzut bleu!Wed Apr 20 1988 21:041
(Re: -.1 Thanks for rescuing Custer from his cul-de-sac, Bonnie)
396.2767don't want to get off --> I do!VIA::RANDALLback in the notes life againWed Apr 20 1988 21:411
    Custer's in a permanent cul-de-sac now!
396.2768I do! ---> I now pronounce you man and wife.VOLGA::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsWed Apr 20 1988 21:534
    
    in re .2766 thankyou :-)
    
    Bonnie
396.2769I now pronounce you man and wife --> JuneMARKER::KALLISWhy is everyone getting uptight?Wed Apr 20 1988 21:561
    
396.2770June -> moonHERON::BUCHANANzut bleu!Wed Apr 20 1988 22:311
The only possible choice...
396.2771moon --> CancerTERZA::ZANEthe light in the tower leads me home...Wed Apr 20 1988 22:320
396.2772moon -> buggyHERON::BUCHANANzut bleu!Wed Apr 20 1988 22:335
June ----------------->|
  |                    |
  |                    |
  |                    |
  >--- moon ---------------> buggy
396.2773Cancer, buggy -> malaiseLOV::LASHERWorking...Wed Apr 20 1988 22:371
396.2774malaise -> melancholiaGNUVAX::BOBBITTshowtime, Synergy...Wed Apr 20 1988 23:131
    
396.2775melancholia --> KeatsVIA::RANDALLback in the notes life againWed Apr 20 1988 23:161
    
396.2776melancholia --> euphoriaMARKER::KALLISWhy is everyone getting uptight?Wed Apr 20 1988 23:161
    
396.2777euphoria --> me against yaME::TRUMPLERI juggle tectonic platesWed Apr 20 1988 23:190
396.2778---> Clouds crossing the moonVOLGA::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsThu Apr 21 1988 02:2612
    
    
    melancholia----->euphoria------->me against ya---->contrast
        |                                                |
        |                                                |
        |                                                |
        |                                                |
        |----------->Keats--->poets--->Robert Frost--->clouds crossing
                                                       the moon

    
    from Death of the Hired Hand
396.2779Clouds crossing the moon --> clods mooning the crossZFC::DERAMOI am, therefore I'll think.Thu Apr 21 1988 03:080
396.2780clods mooning the cross -> iconoclasmHERON::BUCHANANzut bleu!Thu Apr 21 1988 16:070
396.2781iconoclasm --> noyoucantoclasmAYOV27::ISMITHDavid Byrne - A Head of his time.Thu Apr 21 1988 16:471
    
396.2782=>Able was I ere I saw ElbaMARVIN::KNOWLESSliding down the razorblade of lifeThu Apr 21 1988 19:427
    under the El------------------
    (from.2731)                   \
    noyoucantoclasm----------------
                                   \
    				    ---------->Able was I ere I saw Elba

    (Don't mention it)
396.2783able was I ere I saw Elba -> IIIHERON::BUCHANANzut bleu!Thu Apr 21 1988 20:445
                                +--->--- Napoleon --->---+
                                |                        |
able I was ere I saw Elba ( --->|                        >--- ) III
                                |                        |
                                +--->--- palidrome -->---+
396.2784Able was I ere I saw Elba-->Napolian Boneapart(sp)SPUD::SCHARMANNComputer Freek - BewareThu Apr 21 1988 20:531
    
396.2785MARKER::KALLISloose ships slip slips.Thu Apr 21 1988 21:1618
    Napoleon Bonaparte ---+
                          |
                          |
                          |
    III ------------------+----------> Louis
    
    
    
    Louis Napoleon was Napoleon III, FWIW
    
    
    Now if it had been just been "III,"  I'd have put:
    
    
                    -< III --> _Nightmare on Elm Street >- 
    
    
    Freddy, are you listening?
396.2787louis --> d'orTERZA::ZANEthe light in the tower leads me home...Thu Apr 21 1988 21:430
396.2788d'or --->d'or just fell in the waterSPUD::SCHARMANNComputer Freek - BewareThu Apr 21 1988 22:061
    
396.2789d'or just fell in the water --> raftME::TRUMPLERI juggle tectonic platesThu Apr 21 1988 23:510
396.2790raft --> GeorgeMARKER::KALLISloose ships slip slips.Fri Apr 22 1988 00:1512
    
    for "d'or":
    
                       -< d'or --> Dors >-
    
    as in Diana [Dors], the British actress
    
    for "raft" there's always:
    
                      -<Raft --> Heyerdahl>-
    
    speaking of ol' Thor, who sailed the _Kon Tiki_ raft.
396.2791George --> CuriousWAGON::SWINIARSKINANcy--*NANSKI*--SwiniarSKIFri Apr 22 1988 02:021
    
396.2792Curious(ity) -> Fatal For FelinesDECSIM::HEILMANMy paging file, it is full of eelsFri Apr 22 1988 03:381
    
396.2793Fatal for Felines --> 9ine livesZFC::DERAMOI am, therefore I'll think.Fri Apr 22 1988 03:590
396.2794expensive cat foodVOLGA::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsFri Apr 22 1988 05:1517
    from previous...
    
    gold top---------->|
                       |
                       |<---------9ine lives
                       |
                       |
                       ------------------------> expensive cat food
    
    
    
    Given the length of this note, and the burden on the whole file
    plus the response time for those of us who note from the States
    or Australia...may I suggest that we all double check our notes
    after we enter them...we've had a lot of duplicate answers lately.
    
    Bonnie
396.2795expensive cat food --> diamond mouseAYOV27::ISMITHDavid Byrne - A Head of his time.Fri Apr 22 1988 17:380
396.2796Louis -> Gold TopHERON::BUCHANANzut bleu!Fri Apr 22 1988 18:3024
There are problems due to the finite time which it takes for a reply to be
registered in the system.   Up to a point, the resulting paradoxes are 
interesting, since they give scope for wit on the part of those attempting
to unify various strands, but too many become irritating, especially if
different people submit the same entry.

This message I submitted, then saw that someone had later replied to the same
word in a subset of my own, so I removed mine, but later found that someone had 
replied to my original, so I'm putting it back here, so that the whole thing
makes sense.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh.


           +--> d'or --> Gold ---------------+
           |                                 |
Louis --> (|--> Pasteur --> Pasteurized Milk |-> )   Gold Top
           |                                 |
           +--> guillotine --> top ----------+

Notes:

Louis XVI was guillotined
to 'top' is to behead (or these days, to kill) in English English.
396.2797diamond mouse --> diamond JimVIA::RANDALLback in the notes life againFri Apr 22 1988 18:331
    
396.2798diamond Jim -> Jack of diamondsHERON::BUCHANANzut bleu!Fri Apr 22 1988 18:360
396.2799Jack of diamonds --> Jewel heistMARKER::KALLISloose ships slip slips.Fri Apr 22 1988 19:113
    
    The verb, "to jack," means to steal, rob, etc.; apparently shortened
    from "hijack."
396.2800Jewel heist -> duellistHERON::BUCHANANzut bleu!Fri Apr 22 1988 19:191
(= one who duels, or I could have gone for dualist, adherent to dualism)
396.2801du(w)ellist -> goody two shoesGNUVAX::BOBBITTshowtime, Synergy...Fri Apr 22 1988 20:051
    
396.2802Goody Two Shoes -> Cruel ShoesPRESTO::CIUFFINIIf my Personal Name were a song, it Fri Apr 22 1988 20:411
    
396.2803Cruel Shoes--> Spiked HeelsSPUD::SCHARMANNComputer Freek - BewareFri Apr 22 1988 21:061
    
396.2804spiked heels --> spiked punchME::TRUMPLERI juggle tectonic platesFri Apr 22 1988 22:170
396.2805spiked punch --> rabbit punchERASER::KALLISloose ships slip slips.Fri Apr 22 1988 22:314
    
    How do you make a rabbit punch?
    
    Not easy; they're rather pacifist...
396.2806rabbit punch --> cleaning the blenderZFC::DERAMOI am, therefore I'll think.Fri Apr 22 1988 22:390
396.2807rabbit punch --> dado kerfPRESTO::CIUFFINIIf my Personal Name were a song, it Fri Apr 22 1988 22:422
    
    rabbit -> rabbet
396.2808cleaning the blender--> FrogSPUD::SCHARMANNComputer Freek - BewareFri Apr 22 1988 22:483
    
    
    What's green & red and goes 500 Miles Per Hour
396.2809Frog --> schwinnVIA::RANDALLback in the notes life againFri Apr 22 1988 22:526
    From the Muppet Movie, in which our hero Kermit 
    is nearly run over by one of those huge road-equipment tar rollers,
    and as he clings to the back and gazes at the flattened remains
    of his bike, says, "Whew, I was nearly gone with the Schwinn."
    
    
396.2810schwinn -> GerGNUVAX::BOBBITTshowtime, Synergy...Fri Apr 22 1988 23:321
    "I wish my brother George was here"
396.2811MARKER::KALLISloose ships slip slips.Sat Apr 23 1988 00:016
    Dado kerf ---> Fred Doak -------+
                                    |
                                    |
                                    |
    Ger ---> Grr -------------------+ -----> Joe Doak's dog
    
396.2812Joe Doak's dog --> rabiesZFC::DERAMOI am, therefore I'll think.Sat Apr 23 1988 04:020
396.2813rabies -> berserkergangHERON::BUCHANANzut bleu!Sun Apr 24 1988 21:514
(beserkergang = fit entered into prior to battle by Norse berserker,
		included frothing fit & shield biting)

(common factor:  frothing
396.2814berserkergang -> biker gangHERON::BUCHANANzut bleu!Sun Apr 24 1988 23:170
396.2815biker gang-->chainsDANUBE::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsMon Apr 25 1988 02:361
   
396.2816chains -> a fine thingHERON::BUCHANANzut bleu!Mon Apr 25 1988 02:411
To clarify: my turn-on is pundom, not bondage
396.2817a fine thing => graphiteDELNI::PITARDI think not...*POOF*Mon Apr 25 1988 04:573
    
    
    RE:-.1  For that I would have put WPS+
396.2818graphite --> diamondZFC::DERAMOI am, therefore I'll think.Mon Apr 25 1988 06:420
396.2819diamond -> mineBISTRO::WATSONI think you can if you likeMon Apr 25 1988 13:302
    associated by both nature and hope
    
396.2820mine --> hostAYOV29::ISMITHDavid Byrne - A Head of his time.Mon Apr 25 1988 13:521
    
396.2821host -> occupationHERON::BUCHANANzut bleu!Mon Apr 25 1988 14:047
            +--->--- name --->---+
host --->---|                    |--->--- occupation
            +--->--- age ---->---+

1) VMS
2) concatenate
3) "state your name, age and occupation" Magnus Magnusson
396.2822occupation-->professionSPUD::SCHARMANNComputer Freek - BewareMon Apr 25 1988 17:061
    
396.2823profession -> confessionHERON::BUCHANANzut bleu!Mon Apr 25 1988 17:080
396.2824confession-->PriestSPUD::SCHARMANNComputer Freek - BewareMon Apr 25 1988 17:161
    
396.2825Priest-->PriestessTWEED::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsMon Apr 25 1988 17:191
    
396.2826Priestess-->Cardinal SinSPUD::SCHARMANNComputer Freek - BewareMon Apr 25 1988 19:251
    
396.2827Cardinal Sin --> Chinese CanaryMARKER::KALLISloose ships slip slips.Mon Apr 25 1988 19:401
    
396.2828Chinese Canary --> fortune cookieVIA::RANDALLback in the notes life againMon Apr 25 1988 19:451
    
396.2829fortune cookie -> 24K hydroxGNUVAX::BOBBITTshowtime, Synergy...Mon Apr 25 1988 20:331
    
396.2830fortune cookie-->Confussus(sp?) saysSPUD::SCHARMANNComputer Freek - BewareMon Apr 25 1988 20:341
    
396.2831Confussus(sp?) says -> confusionHERON::BUCHANANzut bleu!Mon Apr 25 1988 21:102
(Confucius)    

396.2832confusion -> profusionHERON::BUCHANANzut bleu!Mon Apr 25 1988 21:100
396.2833diamond chip cookies!DANUBE::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsMon Apr 25 1988 21:345
    profusion-------->|
                      |
                      |<--------24k hydrox
                      |
                      |------------------------> diamond chip cookies!
396.2834diamond chip cookies! --> chipped tooth :-(ZFC::DERAMOI am, therefore I'll think.Mon Apr 25 1988 22:070
396.2835chipped tooth-->fairySPUD::SCHARMANNComputer Freek - BewareMon Apr 25 1988 22:413
    
    
    Only pays you half what the tooth is worth.
396.2836fairy --> Midsummer Nights Dream PRESTO::CIUFFINIIf my Personal Name were a song, it Mon Apr 25 1988 22:452
    
    fairy--> sprite--> Oberon --> Puck } --> 
396.2837Midsummer Nights Dream--> Lady GadivaSPUD::SCHARMANNComputer Freek - BewareMon Apr 25 1988 22:521
    
396.2838Lady G[o]diva --> chocolateME::TRUMPLERI juggle tectonic platesMon Apr 25 1988 23:100
396.2839chocolate -->fudgeSPUD::SCHARMANNComputer Freek - BewareMon Apr 25 1988 23:595
    
    
    I thought it was spelled with an `o' but when I asked, the person
    said no it's  `a'
    
396.2840fudge -> factorGNUVAX::BOBBITTshowtime, Synergy...Tue Apr 26 1988 00:102
    commonly used at engineering schools worldwide
    
396.2841factor --> primesZFC::DERAMOI am, therefore I'll think.Tue Apr 26 1988 09:000
396.2842prime(s) -> missFIFTY1::WATSONI think you can if you likeTue Apr 26 1988 12:373
    as in "The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie"
    
    is this a spark of wit? probably not
396.2843miss-->swing, hit, orSPUD::SCHARMANNComputer Freek - BewareTue Apr 26 1988 16:441
    
396.2844swing, hit, or --> Dick Clark PRESTO::CIUFFINIIf my Personal Name were a song, it Tue Apr 26 1988 18:281
    
396.2845Dick Clark --> American BandstandTWEED::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsTue Apr 26 1988 18:331
    
396.2846American Bamdstand --> American PieMARKER::KALLISloose ships slip slips.Tue Apr 26 1988 19:2212
    
    Pilots would have probably done:
    
                         -<Dick Clark --> David Clark>-
    
    A manufacturer of headsets.
    
    or, comic buffsd might have thought:
    
                        -<Dick Clark --> civilian IDs>-
    
    for Grayson and Kent, respecively
396.2847American Pie -> AppleGNUVAX::BOBBITTshowtime, Synergy...Tue Apr 26 1988 20:251
    
396.2848Apple --> BeatlesAYOV29::ISMITHDavid Byrne - A Head of his time.Tue Apr 26 1988 21:501
    
396.2849MARKER::KALLISloose ships slip slips.Tue Apr 26 1988 22:178
    
                  +----> songs ---> birds ---> species ---+
                  |                                       |
    Beatles ------+----> beetles --> life cycles ---------+
                  |                                       |
                  + ---- Beagle(s) ----> voyage ----------+
                                                          |
                                                          +--> Darwin
396.2850AYOV27::ISMITHDavid Byrne - A Head of his time.Wed Apr 27 1988 00:2913
    
    
    
    
       Darwin --> Evolution --> Creation --> Non-science --> Nonsense
    
       
    A lecturer in medicine at Aberdeen University caused a mass walk
    out by the keen religious bods by telling them this. The way he
    said it was so that non-science was kind of mutated so that it was
    pronounced 'nonsense'. 8^}
    
    Ian.
396.2851nonsense --> NunsenseVIA::RANDALLI feel a novel coming onWed Apr 27 1988 01:312
    
    (name of a popular play)
396.2852nonsense > nunsense > The Sound Of MusicGNUVAX::BOBBITTshowtime, Synergy...Wed Apr 27 1988 02:151
    I'd say, all in all, Maria had a lot of both types...
396.2853The Sound of Music -> notesFIFTY1::WATSONI think you can if you likeWed Apr 27 1988 12:561
    
396.2854notes -> tones PRESTO::CIUFFINIIf my Personal Name were a song, it Wed Apr 27 1988 18:052
    
    
396.2855tones --> stoneMARKER::KALLISloose ships slip slips.Wed Apr 27 1988 18:435
    or it could be:
    
                       -<tones --> Franchots>-
    
    ... for the movie buffs
396.2856stone --> graniteVIA::RANDALLI feel a novel coming onWed Apr 27 1988 19:274
    when you live in New Hampshire, the Granite State, it's the
    only possible association.
    
    
396.2857granite --> AberdeenAYOV27::ISMITHRemember: Walpurgis Night, April 30th!Wed Apr 27 1988 20:381
    An only possible association for a Scot...
396.2858Aberdeen --> AngusINK::KALLISloose ships slip slips.Wed Apr 27 1988 20:582
    
    Only appropriate reply for a person who enjoys the best in beef.
396.2859Angus --> losing at HangmanPRESTO::CIUFFINIIf my Personal Name were a song, it Wed Apr 27 1988 22:472
    re -.1 or a bum steer :-)
    
396.2860losing at Hangman --> but winning at Wheel of FortuneREGENT::EPSTEINBruce EpsteinWed Apr 27 1988 22:480
396.2861Wheel of Fortune --> Va__a W_it_ME::TRUMPLERI juggle tectonic platesWed Apr 27 1988 23:040
396.2862Va__a W_it_ --> we need a vowelVIA::RANDALLI feel a novel coming onWed Apr 27 1988 23:241
    
396.2863we need a vowel -> weeHERON::BUCHANANzut bleu!Wed Apr 27 1988 23:360
396.2864wee -> nanotechnologyHERON::BUCHANANzut bleu!Wed Apr 27 1988 23:427
           +--->--- nain --->---+
wee --->---|                    |--->--- nanotechnology
           +--------->----------+

(1) Scottish for small
(2) French for dwarf
(3) spectacularly teeny science speculation
396.2865nanotechnology --> vaporwareVIA::RANDALLI feel a novel coming onThu Apr 28 1988 01:241
    So small it evaporated.
396.2866nanotechnology -> semiconductorsLEZAH::BOBBITTshowtime, Synergy...Thu Apr 28 1988 01:274
    
                       engineers of small trains-
    nanotechnology----|                          |---semiconductors   
                       -----microchips-----------
396.2867nanotechnology --> Micro DisneyAYOV29::ISMITHRemember: Walpurgis Night, April 30th!Thu Apr 28 1988 01:341
    
396.2868Donald Duck in a hot-air balloonVIA::RANDALLI feel a novel coming onThu Apr 28 1988 02:105
    nanotechnology -->  vaporware        -----+
                                              |
                   -->  semiconductors   -----+--> Donald Duck in a
                                              |     hot-air balloon
                   --> Micro Disney      -----+
396.2869Donald Duck in a hot-air balloon --> slow burnERASER::KALLISloose ships slip slips.Thu Apr 28 1988 02:341
    
396.2870slow burn --> day at the beachTWEED::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsThu Apr 28 1988 03:035
    
    
    in re .2868....really impressive Bonnie :-)
    
    Bonnie
396.2871day at the beach --> A Day at the RacesREGENT::EPSTEINBruce EpsteinThu Apr 28 1988 03:573
    
    Marx Brothers, of course
396.2872A Day at the Races --> Indianapolis 500ZFC::DERAMOI am, therefore I'll think.Thu Apr 28 1988 08:070
396.2873Indianapolis 500 --> Bathurst 24 hourLAMHRA::WHORLOWI Came,I Saw,I concurredThu Apr 28 1988 12:461
    
396.2874Bathurst 24 hour --> IditarodVIA::RANDALLI feel a novel coming onThu Apr 28 1988 18:091
    from fast cars to fast women and fast dogs . . .
396.2875Iditarod --> you do a rodMARKER::KALLISloose ships slip slips.Thu Apr 28 1988 18:431
    
396.2876you do a rod -> do dey ron, dey, do dey ron,AMUSED::CIUFFINIIf my Personal Name were a song, it Thu Apr 28 1988 19:161
    
396.2877do dey ron, dey, do dey ron -> doo dah, doo dahGNUVAX::BOBBITTshowtime, Synergy...Thu Apr 28 1988 19:331
    
396.2878doo dah, doo dah --> The sun has got his hat onAYOV29::ISMITHRemember: Walpurgis Night, April 30th!Thu Apr 28 1988 20:431
    
396.2879The sun has got his hat on --> shadeMARKER::KALLISloose ships slip slips.Thu Apr 28 1988 20:576
    
    I was tempted to do:
    
                  -<doo dah, doo dah --> doobie doobie doo>- 
    
    but that would be another loopback
396.2880shade -> HadesHERON::BUCHANANzut bleu!Thu Apr 28 1988 22:055
shade --->---+--->--- (ghost) --->---+--->--- Hades
             |                       |
             +--->-- (anagram) -->---+
                                     |
slow burn --->-----------------------+
396.2881Hades -> chipsHERON::BUCHANANzut bleu!Thu Apr 28 1988 22:193
Pun: had his chips = dead, in English English
In Greek mythology, Hades is land of the dead
Oh, and semiconductors -> chips
396.2882chips --> crispsREGENT::EPSTEINBruce EpsteinThu Apr 28 1988 22:241
    chips (British) --> chips (American) --> crisps (British)
396.2883crisps -> smokey aardvark with avocado flavourHERON::BUCHANANzut bleu!Thu Apr 28 1988 22:295
(I've no idea how to move on from that one!)

Re -.1

also,  slow burn -> crisps
396.2884smokey aardvark with avocado flavo[u]r --> Chef's ChoiceREGENT::EPSTEINBruce EpsteinThu Apr 28 1988 22:320
396.2885Chef's Choice -> Donald DuckHERON::BUCHANANzut bleu!Thu Apr 28 1988 23:143
396.2886Donald Duck --> [Uncle] Scrooge McDuckMARKER::KALLISloose ships slip slips.Thu Apr 28 1988 23:431
    
396.2887Uncle Scrooge McDuck --> Uncle SamME::TRUMPLERI juggle tectonic platesFri Apr 29 1988 00:282
    
    Both take your money...
396.2888[Uncle] Scrooge McDuck -> McDuck McNuggetsHERON::BUCHANANzut bleu!Fri Apr 29 1988 00:280
396.2889Uncle Sam, McDuck McNuggets -> AmericanaHERON::BUCHANANzut bleu!Fri Apr 29 1988 01:371
Odskittikins, we've bifurcated again!
396.2890Americana -> memorabiliaGNUVAX::BOBBITTshowtime, Synergy...Fri Apr 29 1988 01:521
    
396.2891memorabilia --> nostalgiaMARKER::KALLISloose ships slip slips.Fri Apr 29 1988 01:571
    
396.2892nostalgia --> lost againREGENT::EPSTEINBruce EpsteinFri Apr 29 1988 02:030
396.2893lost again ---> lost and foundVOLGA::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsFri Apr 29 1988 02:541
    
396.2894lost and found --> umbrellasZFC::DERAMOI am, therefore I'll think.Fri Apr 29 1988 05:270
396.2895umbrellas => rain coatsERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Fri Apr 29 1988 05:281
    
396.2896Umbrellas --> London Transport Lost Property dept.LAMHRA::WHORLOWI Came,I Saw,I concurredFri Apr 29 1988 05:321
    
396.2897Rain coats & L.T. L.P dept --> DryzaboneLAMHRA::WHORLOWI Came,I Saw,I concurredFri Apr 29 1988 05:363
    
    Two at the same time gets us out of order!
    
396.2898Dryzabone -> kneeboneHERON::BUCHANANzut bleu!Fri Apr 29 1988 17:591
(dem bones dem bones dem, dry bones!)
396.2899kneebone --> Bon[e]aparteMARKER::KALLISloose ships slip slips.Fri Apr 29 1988 18:325
    or:
    
                            -<kneebone --> c'est bon>- 
    
    as in the old song ... sha-da-da-da da-da-da-da ,,
396.2900Bonaparte -> 1812BISTRO::WATSONwanna have Gershwin with dinnerFri Apr 29 1988 18:441
    expecting protests
396.29011812 -> 1066YIPPEE::LIRONFri Apr 29 1988 18:481
    
396.29021066 -> 2902HERON::BUCHANANzut bleu!Fri Apr 29 1988 18:570
396.29032902 --> titles before thisMARKER::KALLISloose ships slip slips.Fri Apr 29 1988 19:051
    
396.29042902 -> titles before this -> change jobs often?GNUVAX::BOBBITTshowtime, Synergy...Fri Apr 29 1988 20:051
    
396.2905change jobs often? --> "Jobs" is the baby's name.ZFC::DERAMOI am, therefore I'll think.Fri Apr 29 1988 22:150
396.2906"jobs" is the baby's name --> diaper timeTWEED::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsFri Apr 29 1988 22:161
    
396.2907diaper time -> diameter piHERON::BUCHANANa man, a plan, a canal: SuezFri Apr 29 1988 22:170
396.2908ME::TRUMPLERI juggle tectonic platesFri Apr 29 1988 22:280
396.2909pi cubed -> dessert following a square mealGNUVAX::BOBBITTshowtime, Synergy...Fri Apr 29 1988 23:291
    
396.2910dessert following a square meal => nerd's pieHYDRA::PARSONS2A moose once bit my sister....Sat Apr 30 1988 04:194
    
    
    
    ***GROAN***
396.2911nerd's pie => quicheERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Sat Apr 30 1988 07:573
    

    Real Men wouldn't eat either....   ;-)    
396.2912quiche -> and tellDECSIM::HEILMANMy paging file, it is full of eelsSat Apr 30 1988 21:001
    
396.2913and tell --> secretZFC::DERAMOI am, therefore I'll think.Sun May 01 1988 19:530
396.2914secret -> agent manDELNI::PITARDI think not...*POOF*Sun May 01 1988 22:041
    
396.2915agent man --> agent orangeDELNI::CANTORDave C.Mon May 02 1988 00:550
396.2916agent orange --> TangTERZA::ZANEthe light in the tower leads me home...Mon May 02 1988 03:360
396.2917astro knotsDELNI::PITARDI think not...*POOF*Mon May 02 1988 04:171
    
396.2918astro knots --> Cosmo KnotsLAMHRA::WHORLOWI Came,I Saw,I concurredMon May 02 1988 05:371
    
396.2919Cosmo Knots --> Cosmo PolitansME::TRUMPLERI juggle tectonic platesMon May 02 1988 06:170
396.2920Cosmo Politans --> Neo PolitansLAMHRA::WHORLOWI Came,I Saw,I concurredMon May 02 1988 10:541
    
396.2921Neo Politans => Neo AnderthalsERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Mon May 02 1988 11:191
    
396.2922Neo Anderthals --> Far and MarsalsLAMHRA::WHORLOWI Came,I Saw,I concurredMon May 02 1988 14:441
    
396.2923Far and Marsals -> navviesHERON::BUCHANANa man, a plan, a canal: SuezMon May 02 1988 19:282

foreign muscles
396.2924navvies --> skivviesMARKER::KALLISloose ships slip slips.Mon May 02 1988 19:441
    
396.2925skivvies---> boxer shortsVOLGA::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsMon May 02 1988 20:161
    
396.2926boxer shorts --> jabsCURIUS::CIUFFINIIf my Personal Name were a song, it Mon May 02 1988 21:311
    
396.2927jabs --> jamsVIA::RANDALLI feel a novel coming onMon May 02 1988 23:082
    The brand name of a kind of bright-colored shorts currently
    popular among American kids with skateboards. 
396.2928jams --> All Things Must PassCURIUS::CIUFFINIIf my Personal Name were a song, it Mon May 02 1988 23:253
        Oh!~, and I thought that you might be talking about the 
  door entry casings... 
396.2929All Things Must Pass --> Ex-LaxMARKER::KALLISloose ships slip slips.Mon May 02 1988 23:522
    
    Sorry; too good a straight line...
396.2930ex-lax --> future martinetVIA::RANDALLI feel a novel coming onTue May 03 1988 01:061
    
396.2931future martinet --> feature matineeDELNI::CANTORDave C.Tue May 03 1988 10:270
396.2932Feature matinee --> Mornin' AllLAMHRA::WHORLOWI Came,I Saw,I concurredTue May 03 1988 13:051
    
396.2933Mornin' All --> Dixon of Dock GreenAYOV27::ISMITHSee those shores! What shores?Tue May 03 1988 13:225
    Re Ex-Lax,
    
    Is the bottom falling out of your world?
    
    Take Ex-Lax and the world will fall out of your bottom.
396.2934Dixon of Dock Green -> Evenin' AllJANUS::CROWLEOn a clear disk you can seek foreverTue May 03 1988 16:082
    The last "Dixon" series ended before the start of breakfast tv,
    after all...
396.2935Evenin' all => 'Allo 'allo 'alloMARVIN::KNOWLESSliding down the razorblade of lifeTue May 03 1988 17:581
    
396.2936'Allo'allo'allo --> Aloe VeraMARKER::KALLISloose ships slip slips.Tue May 03 1988 18:085
    
    FWIW, the aloe is one of the oldest known medicinal plants.  It's
    great for burns.
    
    Besides, young aloes are cute, and have great personalities.
396.2937'Aloe Vera -> Undercover AngelLEZAH::BOBBITTshowtime, Synergy...Tue May 03 1988 19:441
    
396.2938VIA::RANDALLI feel a novel coming onTue May 03 1988 20:148
                          Wood
    Undercover Angel -->  John
                          Mass
    
    
    Or, in pre-zip-code days, the address  John Underwood
                                           Andover Mass
    
396.2939Wood, John, Mass -> BlackHERON::BUCHANANa man, a plan, a canal: SuezTue May 03 1988 20:277
                          Wood
                          John
                          Mass
    
Black can prefix them all (well Jack, rather than John)
Blackwood = bridge convention
396.2940Black --> BartERASER::KALLISloose ships slip slips.Tue May 03 1988 20:367
    
    Black Bart was a quasi-legendary outlaw of the Old [U.S.] West.
    
    For our U.K. cousins, please, lets not think of barristers and do
    something like:
    
                           -<Bart --> Disbart>-
396.2941Bart --> UrAYOV27::ISMITHSee those shores! What shores?Tue May 03 1988 20:397
    How about this...
    
    
    Trading in the lost city?
    
    
    Ian.
396.2942Ur-->What's up DocSPUD::SCHARMANNComputer Freek - BewareTue May 03 1988 21:211
    
396.2943What's up Doc -> of the BayDECSIM::HEILMANMy paging file, it is full of eelsTue May 03 1988 22:131
    
396.2944of the Bay ---> San FranciscoMARKER::KALLISloose ships slip slips.Tue May 03 1988 22:171
    
396.2945San Francisco --> heart repositoryME::TRUMPLERI juggle tectonic platesTue May 03 1988 22:300
396.2946heart repository --> data dictionary for doctorsVIA::RANDALLI feel a novel coming onTue May 03 1988 22:481
    
396.2947data dictionary for doctors--> The 3D AssumptionSPUD::SCHARMANNComputer Freek - BewareTue May 03 1988 23:201
    
396.2948The 3D Assumption -> The 3M AcquisitionGNUVAX::BOBBITTshowtime, Synergy...Tue May 03 1988 23:551
    
396.2949The 3M Acquisition --> The Bourne SupremacyVIA::RANDALLI feel a novel coming onWed May 04 1988 01:371
    
396.2950The Bourne Supremacy -> Byrning down the HouseDECSIM::HEILMANMy paging file, it is full of eelsWed May 04 1988 01:471
    
396.2951Byrning down the House --> Byrding down the SenateZFC::DERAMOI am, therefore I'll think.Wed May 04 1988 03:190
396.2952Byrding down the Senate--> There once was a Spiro AgnewLAMHRA::WHORLOWI Came,I Saw,I concurredWed May 04 1988 06:414
    
    
    There once was a sparrow I knew...
    
396.2954Spiro Agnew-->Richard NixonSPUD::SCHARMANNComputer Freek - BewareWed May 04 1988 17:376
    
    
    There once was a Spiro Agnew
    Who served a term with a Shrew.
    Much to our surprise, with all those white lies
    Wound up like the president too.  
396.2955Richard (Nixon) -> LionheartBISTRO::WATSONwanna have Gershwin with dinnerWed May 04 1988 21:151
Were the brackets really needed to let you know which word I was associating?
396.2956lionheart --> straw brainVIA::RANDALLI feel a novel coming onWed May 04 1988 21:281
    
396.2957straw brain-->Scarecrow (OZ)SPUD::SCHARMANNComputer Freek - BewareWed May 04 1988 21:421
    
396.2958Scarecrow -> and Mrs. KingDELNI::PITARDI think not...*POOF*Wed May 04 1988 22:044
    
    
    	A TV show here in the U.S.
    
396.2959and Mrs. King --> Mr. QueenZFC::DERAMOI am, therefore I'll think.Wed May 04 1988 22:070
396.2960(Mr.) Queen -> for a Day AMUSED::CIUFFINIIf my Personal Name were a song, it Wed May 04 1988 22:394
    
    ... a radio ( did it make it to television?) show even older than
    I am [ thank god! or is that 'God'?]...
    jc
396.2961for a Day -> FaradayGNUVAX::BOBBITTshowtime, Synergy...Wed May 04 1988 23:153
    he really got a charge out of life...
    
    
396.2962Farady --> GaussMARKER::KALLISloose ships slip slips.Wed May 04 1988 23:5014
    
    Both electrical measures.
    
    Re "Scarecrow (OZ)," I'd have made that:
    
                        -<Scarecrow (OZ) --> Frank Oz>-
    
    A member of the Muppets production company, and "soul" of Miss Piggy.
    
    For "Mr. Queen," I'd have done:
    
                          -<Mr. Queen --> Ellery>-
    
    Author and detective.
396.2963Gauss -> [Italian] Sausage - ('a' + 'e') AMUSED::CIUFFINIIf my Personal Name were a song, it Thu May 05 1988 02:127
   
    re: .-1 

        ... perhaps we should start a new note that would contain all
    the replies that we would have made/said/wrote for the 'footballs' 
    that we didn't reply to....  Call it the Football Annex.
    jc
396.2964[Italian]Sausage --> good spagetti!!VOLGA::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsThu May 05 1988 06:107
    
    
    in re -.1
    
    no let us not diparage Steve's notes..texpand the imagination.
    
    Bonnie J
396.2965good spagetti --> even better spelling :*)ZFC::DERAMOI am, therefore I'll think.Thu May 05 1988 08:520
396.2966even (better) spelling -> odd pronunciationBISTRO::WATSONwanna have Gershwin with dinnerThu May 05 1988 12:321
    
396.2967odd pronunciation --> rhymes with 'cod'LAMHRA::WHORLOWI Came,I Saw,I concurredThu May 05 1988 14:121
    
396.2968cod --> pieceVIA::RANDALLI feel a novel coming onThu May 05 1988 18:123
    
    
    My favorite article of men's clothing :) :) :)
396.2969piece --> and tranquilityINK::KALLISloose ships slip slips.Thu May 05 1988 18:4514
    
    Re "good spag[h]etti":
    
              -<good spaghetti --> that'sa spicy meat ball!>-
    
    For our non-U.S. conference members (and U.S. conference members
    with short memories), "that'sa spicy meat ball" was a line in a
    very funny Alka-Seltzer television commercial of about a decade
    and a half ago.
    
    For "even better spelling":
    
        -<even better spelling --> bubble, bubble, toil and trouble>-
    
396.2970tranquility -> tranquilizersGNUVAX::BOBBITTshowtime, Synergy...Thu May 05 1988 20:331
    
396.2971tranquilizers-->percadin (sp?)SPUD::SCHARMANNComputer Freek - BewareThu May 05 1988 21:381
    
396.2972percadin [sic] --> Gunga DinREGENT::EPSTEINBruce EpsteinThu May 05 1988 22:000
396.2973Gunga Din---> Gungitout?TWEED::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsThu May 05 1988 22:162
    
    for .2965 and .2966... try a noisey phone line :-(
396.2974Gungitout? --> Shout it out!ZFC::DERAMOI am, therefore I'll think.Thu May 05 1988 22:260
396.2975Shout it out! -> Damned spot!DECSIM::HEILMANNow I try to be amused...Thu May 05 1988 22:361
    
396.2976Damned spot! --> bad dogME::TRUMPLERI juggle tectonic platesThu May 05 1988 22:390
396.2977bad dog -> cat nipped!CURIUS::CIUFFINIIf my Personal Name were a song, it Thu May 05 1988 22:471
    
396.2978cat nipped --> lion bitMARKER::KALLISloose ships slip slips.Thu May 05 1988 23:561
    
396.2979lion bit --> MaineAYOV29::ISMITHSee those shores! What shores?Thu May 05 1988 23:591
    
396.2980Maine --> New HampshireZFC::DERAMOI am, therefore I'll think.Fri May 06 1988 03:140
396.2981New Hampshire --> Isle of WightLAMHRA::WHORLOWI Came,I Saw,I concurredFri May 06 1988 05:021
    
396.2982Isle of Wight --> will you still need me?DANUBE::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsFri May 06 1988 08:263
    
    
    from an old Beatles song...'When I'm sixty four'
396.2983will you still need me? -> I want you, I need you...DELNI::PITARDI think not...*POOF*Fri May 06 1988 08:534
    
    
    From Meatloaf's song "Two Out of Three Ain't Bad"
    
396.2984I want you, Ineed you --> same old line...LAMHRA::WHORLOWI Came,I Saw,I concurredFri May 06 1988 11:5312
    
    
    
    
    
    G'day,
    
    from Isle of Wight - might have gotten 'She'e got a ticket to Ride'
    {rYde} is a town on the I o W}
    
    Djw
    
396.2985same ole line... -> "come here often?"GNUVAX::BOBBITTshowtime, Synergy...Fri May 06 1988 19:421
    
396.2986"come here often?" --> "get lost, creep!MARKER::KALLISloose ships slip slips.Fri May 06 1988 19:491
    
396.2987"get lost, creep!" => "What's your sign?"ERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Fri May 06 1988 20:103
    
    *THE* oldest line in the book.   ;-)
    
396.2988"What's your sign?"-->astrologySPUD::SCHARMANNComputer Freek - BewareFri May 06 1988 20:571
    
396.2989astrology -> auguryGNUVAX::BOBBITTshowtime, Synergy...Fri May 06 1988 21:311
    
396.2990augury -> seer -> Jeez that's hot!ODIHAM::HILLNick Hill - UK Corp. ActtsFri May 06 1988 21:342
    
    
396.2991Jeez that's hot -> curry -> chilli - It's COLD!ODIHAM::HILLNick Hill - UK Corp. ActtsFri May 06 1988 21:371
    More...
396.2992chilli -> It's COLDODIHAM::HILLNick Hill - UK Corp. ActtsFri May 06 1988 21:401
    Sorry - typo
396.2993It's COLD--> Dry IceSPUD::SCHARMANNComputer Freek - BewareFri May 06 1988 21:581
    
396.2994Dry Ice ->> after you use a tissue to wipe them AMUSED::CIUFFINIIf my Personal Name were a song, it Fri May 06 1988 23:201
    
396.2995..use a tissue to wipe them -> clean glassesDANUBE::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsFri May 06 1988 23:307
    
    
    
    in re ticket to Ryde...ooohhhh and I always thought it was a ticket
    to ride....as in ride out of his life...
    
    thanks Dexter
396.2996clean glasses --> angle classesME::TRUMPLERI juggle tectonic platesSat May 07 1988 00:080
396.2997angle classes-->obtuse lassesDRUID::WARDSat May 07 1988 00:462
    
    
396.2998obtuse lasses --> valley girlsZFC::DERAMOI am, therefore I'll think.Sat May 07 1988 03:542
     
     ooooh three thousand is approaching
396.2999valley girls --> Beach BoysTERZA::ZANEthe light in the tower leads me home...Sat May 07 1988 21:260
396.3000Beach Boys --> CaliforniaZFC::DERAMOI am, therefore I'll think.Sat May 07 1988 21:431
     Got it!
396.3001California -> Joni MitchellCURIUS::CIUFFINIIf my Personal Name were a song, it Sun May 08 1988 01:051
    
396.3002Joni Mitchell --> BOX office attractionLAMHRA::WHORLOWI Came,I Saw,I concurredMon May 09 1988 05:497
    
    
    
    
    A close call for the loop?
    
    Djw
396.3003box office attraction -> constrictorBISTRO::WATSONLong-term Omelas residentMon May 09 1988 14:302
    my initial thought
    
396.3004constrictor => underwear three sizes too small....ERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Mon May 09 1988 15:271
    
396.3005GAHK!!SALEM::AMARTINJam City Production JAMS!!Mon May 09 1988 15:301
    as Bill the cat would put it.
396.3006Ghak!! --> Heimlich ManeuverERASER::KALLISloose ships slip slips.Mon May 09 1988 20:034
    
    For "Underwear three sizes too small":
    
              -<underwear three sizes too small --> altos>-
396.3007The Heimlich Maneuver --> by Robert LudlumZFC::DERAMOI am, therefore I'll think.Mon May 09 1988 22:170
396.3008by Robert Ludlum --> sell Frederick ForsythAYOV18::ISMITHSee those shores! What shores?Tue May 10 1988 17:471
    
396.3009sell Fredrick Forsyth [forsooth] --> bury Harold RobbinsMARKER::KALLISloose ships slip slips.Tue May 10 1988 18:251
    
396.3010bury Harold Robbins => Bury St EdmundsMARVIN::KNOWLESSliding down the razorblade of lifeTue May 10 1988 19:261
    
396.3011Bury St Edmunds --> Berry piesVIA::RANDALLI feel a novel coming onTue May 10 1988 19:431
    
396.3012Berry pies --> Four and Twenty BlackbirdsZFC::DERAMOI am, therefore I'll think.Tue May 10 1988 22:000
396.3013Four and Twenty Blackbirds -> Two and FortyDECSIM::HEILMANIs that a Sears poncho?Tue May 10 1988 22:192
    
    Admittedly a set up for Hitchhiker fans
396.3014Two and Forty --> 290 and 495ME::TRUMPLERI juggle tectonic platesTue May 10 1988 22:326
    
    It may have been a set up for Hitchiker fans, but that doesn't mean
    it has to go that way...
    
    Thanks for all the fish,
    >M
396.3015290 and 495 --> 785MARKER::KALLISloose ships slip slips.Tue May 10 1988 23:352
    
    ... that about sums it up. ;-)
396.3016785--> twentyTWEED::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsTue May 10 1988 23:481
    
396.3017twenty --> 4 & 20 years ago I came into this life CURIUS::CIUFFINIIf my Personal Name were a song, it Wed May 11 1988 00:472
        ...for those CSN (&Y?) fans....
396.30184 & 20 years ago I came into this life --> I don't need cardingMARKER::KALLISloose ships slip slips.Wed May 11 1988 01:211
    
396.30194 & 20 ... --> four years too lateTERZA::ZANEthe light in the tower leads me home...Wed May 11 1988 01:264

   
   I'd have put Jackson as a reply for twenty...

396.3020----->twenty five years oldTWEED::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsWed May 11 1988 01:506
    I don't need carding--------->|
                                  |
                                  |
    four years too late---------->|
                                  |-------> twenty five years old
    
396.3021twenty five years old -> In the year 2525DECSIM::HEILMANIs that a Sears poncho?Wed May 11 1988 02:273
    Trivia time... who was it...
    
    Zager and Evans
396.3022In the year 2525 --> Buck RogersMARKER::KALLISloose ships slip slips.Wed May 11 1988 02:445
    
    Actually, ol' Buck would be in the 26th Century by that time.  But
    then, geriatrics should have advanced considerably by that era.
    
    Right, Dr. Huer?
396.3023Buck Rogers --> Jolly RogerVIA::RANDALLI feel a novel coming onWed May 11 1988 02:521
    
396.3024Jolly Roger --> Skull & CrossbonesZFC::DERAMOI am, therefore I'll think.Wed May 11 1988 03:250
396.3025Skull & Crossbones --> One man's poison..LAMHRA::WHORLOWI Came,I Saw,I concurredWed May 11 1988 05:031
    
396.3026One man's poison.. => another's pleasureDELNI::PITARDI think not...*POOF*Wed May 11 1988 05:431
    
396.3027another's pleasure --> our joy :-)DANUBE::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsWed May 11 1988 06:247
    
    
    for one man's poison I would have answered
    
    another man's fish
    
    Bonnie
396.3028our joy --> joyous timesSALEM::AMARTINJam City Production JAMS!!Wed May 11 1988 13:132
    I think I got it now TWEEDdy.
                                             Puddy tat
396.3029joyous times -> joy of lexCLARID::PETERSE Unibus PlurumWed May 11 1988 16:120
396.3030joy of lex --> Lex Luger :-)SALEM::AMARTINJam City Production JAMS!!Wed May 11 1988 16:161
    
396.3031Lex Luger-->Lex LutherSPUD::SCHARMANNComputer Freek - BewareWed May 11 1988 17:081
    
396.3032Lex Luther--->Lois LaneDANUBE::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsWed May 11 1988 18:121
    
396.3033Lois Lane --> The HighwaymanMARKER::KALLISloose ships slip slips.Wed May 11 1988 18:219
    
    ... It's a dumb TV series, but ...
    
    For "Lex Luther," I'd have put:
    
                           -<Lex Luther --> Lothar>-
    
    
    Lothar, of course, being Mandrake the Magician's chief groupie.
396.3034The Highwayman => highway robberyERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Wed May 11 1988 19:391
    
396.3035highway robbery --> IRSVIA::RANDALLI feel a novel coming onWed May 11 1988 20:281
    
396.3036IRS --> legalized terroristsMARKER::KALLISloose ships slip slips.Wed May 11 1988 20:301
    
396.3037legalized terrorists --> I, Yasser, take you, NolaVIA::RANDALLI feel a novel coming onWed May 11 1988 20:311
    
396.3038I, Yasser, take you, Nola --> vowME::TRUMPLERI juggle tectonic platesWed May 11 1988 22:480
396.3039vow --> ve vant youVIA::RANDALLI feel a novel coming onWed May 11 1988 22:531
    
396.3040ve vant you --> Vive le roiTERZA::ZANEthe light in the tower leads me home...Wed May 11 1988 23:330
396.3041Vive le roi --> right on, Leroy!MARKER::KALLISloose ships slip slips.Wed May 11 1988 23:474
    
    How about for "ve vant you":
    
                      -<ve vant you --> who's a vivant?>-
396.3042right on Leroy --> left on CommonwealthVIA::RANDALLI feel a novel coming onThu May 12 1988 00:331
    
396.3043left on Commonwealth->& straight on till morningDANUBE::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsThu May 12 1988 01:141
    
396.3044straight on til morning --> morning has brokenTERZA::ZANEthe light in the tower leads me home...Thu May 12 1988 01:450
396.3045morning has broken --> boiled eggAYOV27::ISMITHSee those shores! What shores?Thu May 12 1988 01:481
    
396.3046boiled egg --> hardboiled detectiveMARKER::KALLISloose ships slip slips.Thu May 12 1988 02:063
    
        -<..."and straight on 'til morning" --> Tinkerbeller express>-
    
396.3047hardboiled detective -> ColumboUSHS08::CHANDLER2Send lawyers, guns, &amp; moneyThu May 12 1988 02:201
    
396.3048Columbo - :-) -> male Bimbo CURIUS::CIUFFINIIf my Personal Name were a song, it Thu May 12 1988 02:451
   
396.3049male bimbo --> Tom SelleckSALEM::AMARTINJam City Production JAMS!!Thu May 12 1988 11:451
    
396.3050Tom (Selleck) -> thumbBISTRO::WATSONLong-term Omelas residentThu May 12 1988 14:101
    
396.3051thumb --> hammer :-)SALEM::AMARTINJam City Production JAMS!!Thu May 12 1988 15:361
    
396.3052hammer-->head sharkSPUD::SCHARMANNComputer Freek - BewareThu May 12 1988 17:001
    
396.3053head shark => JAWSMARVIN::KNOWLESSliding down the razorblade of lifeThu May 12 1988 18:181
    
396.3054head shark --> land shark!CURIUS::CIUFFINIIf my Personal Name were a song, it Thu May 12 1988 18:191
    
396.3055 => JCBMARVIN::KNOWLESSliding down the razorblade of lifeThu May 12 1988 18:244
    OK. Land shark -----------
    			      \
        JAWS-------------------+
    				\____________JCB
396.3056JCB -> JVCGNUVAX::BOBBITTshowtime, Synergy...Thu May 12 1988 20:101
    
396.3057JVC --> JCL CURIUS::CIUFFINIIf my Personal Name were a song, it Thu May 12 1988 20:211
    
396.3058JCL-->TDKSPUD::SCHARMANNComputer Freek - BewareThu May 12 1988 21:331
    
396.3059TDK --> OHNOVIA::RANDALLI feel a novel coming onThu May 12 1988 21:401
    
396.3060OHNO --> oh yesZFC::DERAMOI am, therefore I'll think.Thu May 12 1988 22:010
396.3061Oh yes -> O positiveDECSIM::HEILMANIs that a Sears poncho?Thu May 12 1988 22:171
    
396.3062O positive --> AB ambiguous\VIA::RANDALLI feel a novel coming onThu May 12 1988 22:291
    
396.3063-< O Positive >- Rabbit diedPLATA::HEINZERLife's a BYTE then you Nibble a BitThu May 12 1988 23:084

Like: Oh, (it's) positive ---> Rabbit died

				:-)    
396.3064Rabbit died --> hare today, gone tomorrow CURIUS::CIUFFINIIf my Personal Name were a song, it Thu May 12 1988 23:172
    sorry, I just could not resist....
    jc
396.3065Hare today, gone tomorrow --> Hare today, goon tomorrowMDVAX3::BROCKUSAnti-acronymical--They call me AAFri May 13 1988 00:053

Little bunny Foo-Foo...
396.3066Hare today, goon tomorrow => Hair today, bald tomorrowERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Fri May 13 1988 00:151
    
396.3067(Hair today,) bald tomorrow --> almost MorgenME::TRUMPLERI juggle tectonic platesFri May 13 1988 00:393
    
    "Bald" is the German word for "almost".
    "Morgen" is the German word for "tomorrow".
396.3068almost morgen --> MorganMARKER::KALLISloose ships slip slips.Fri May 13 1988 02:262
    
    Morgan horse, that is ...
396.3069Morgan -> FairchildGNUVAX::BOBBITTshowtime, Synergy...Fri May 13 1988 02:452
    the wife of the compulsive liar on Saturday Night Live, and an actress
    of sorts, I suppose
396.3070Fairchild -> ElectronicsDELNI::CANTORDave C.Fri May 13 1988 04:460
396.3071Electronics => No, elect someone else!!!ERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Fri May 13 1988 11:061
    
396.3072No, elect someone else!!! --> George BushSALEM::AMARTINJam City Production JAMS!!Fri May 13 1988 12:091
    
396.3073George Bush --> Rich Little CURIUS::CIUFFINIIf my Personal Name were a song, it Fri May 13 1988 18:0910
       my mind draws a blank with "George Bush"; so too with 
      "Mike Dukakis".( Perhaps it's too early in the a.m.)
       AND 
       this is not Soapbox nor is it the Forum of Politics
       BUT 
       if I had my druthers, I'd vote for Rich Little for
       president. Imagine all the people he could "be" while 
       being president.  :-) <-- George Burns' smile.. 
       jc
396.3074Rich Little -> SnobGNUVAX::BOBBITTshowtime, Synergy...Fri May 13 1988 20:041
    
396.3075snob --> zoningMARKER::KALLISloose ships slip slips.Fri May 13 1988 20:151
    
396.3076snob --> zoning --> provincialismTERZA::ZANEthe light in the tower leads me home...Fri May 13 1988 22:200
396.3077provincialism --> antivincialismME::TRUMPLERI juggle tectonic platesFri May 13 1988 22:510
396.3078antivincialism --> in hoc signo vincesMARKER::KALLISloose ships slip slips.Fri May 13 1988 23:371
    
396.3079in hoc signo vinces -> sotto voce incognito?GNUVAX::BOBBITTshowtime, Synergy...Fri May 13 1988 23:421
    
396.3080sotto voce incognito? --> only the shadow knowsDANUBE::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsSat May 14 1988 02:181
   
396.3081only the shadow knows --> or is it Memorex?ZFC::DERAMOI am, therefore I'll think.Sat May 14 1988 03:060
396.3082or is it Memorex? --> Ella FitzgeraldSALEM::AMARTINJam City Production JAMS!!Sat May 14 1988 11:181
    
396.3083Ella Fitzgerald -> crystal-cracking croonerGNUVAX::BOBBITTshowtime, Synergy...Mon May 16 1988 20:001
    
396.3084crystal-cracking crooner --> lay that crystal downMARKER::KALLISloose ships slip slips.Mon May 16 1988 20:385
    
    Re "only the shadow knows":
    
    It's a name.  The individual concerned (often Lamont Cranston) is
    The Shadow.
396.3085lay that crystal down --> tie me kangaroo downZFC::DERAMOI am, therefore I'll think.Mon May 16 1988 22:180
396.3086tie me kangaroo down -> MatildaUSHS01::CHANDLER2Send lawyers, guns, &amp; moneyTue May 17 1988 00:461
    
396.3087Ma tilde --> your gramma rTERZA::ZANEthe light in the tower leads me home...Tue May 17 1988 01:050
396.3088your gramma r -> your mother!GNUVAX::BOBBITTI sing the body electricTue May 17 1988 01:152
    the beginning of many a schoolyard scuffle...
    
396.3089your mother -> wears army bootsDELNI::PITARDI think not...*POOF*Tue May 17 1988 04:491
    
396.3090Wears army boots --> ahhhh me feet!LAMHRA::WHORLOWI Came,I Saw,I concurredTue May 17 1988 06:281
    
396.3091ahhhh me feet! --> OOOO KINKY!!SALEM::AMARTINJam City Production JAMS!!Tue May 17 1988 11:361
    
396.3092OOOO KINKY!! --> OINK! OINK!AYOV27::ISMITHSee those shores! What shores?Tue May 17 1988 13:261
    
396.3093oink! oink!--> badeeb, badeeb dats all folks!SALEM::AMARTINJam City Production JAMS!!Tue May 17 1988 16:111
    
396.3094Badeeb, badeeb dats all folks! => What's up Doc?ERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Tue May 17 1988 17:521
    
396.3095What's up, Doc? --> Somebody wants to sell me a load oof updocMARKER::KALLISDon't confuse `want' and `need.'Tue May 17 1988 18:181
    
396.3096AYOV27::ISMITHSee those shores! What shores?Tue May 17 1988 19:194
    -< Somebody wants to sell me a load oof updoc --> Alice In Wonderland >-
                   |                                        ^
                   |                                        |
                   -----> Curiouser and curiouser -----------
396.3097Alice in Wonderland --> Dormouse said, "Feed your head"ME::TRUMPLERI juggle tectonic platesTue May 17 1988 22:340
396.3098Dormouse said, "Feed your head" ->tea and cookiesTWEED::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsTue May 17 1988 22:421
   
396.3099tea and cookies -> crumpetsUSHS01::CHANDLER2Send lawyers, guns, &amp; moneyTue May 17 1988 23:106
    
    By the way, is this getting a little out of hand?  I suggest limiting
    replies to one, maybe two words as this is not phrase association.
    
    duane
    
396.3100crumpets --> trumpets [as in early hearing-aids]MARKER::KALLISDon't confuse `want' and `need.'Tue May 17 1988 23:165
    
    re -.1 (Duane):
    
    I suggested this some thousand responses ago and was royally trounced
    for it.
396.3101trumpet --> flugelhornTERZA::ZANEnot that we take, but that we stealWed May 18 1988 01:480
396.3102flugelhorn ---> MatterhornLAMHRA::WHORLOWI Came,I Saw,I concurredWed May 18 1988 06:071
    
396.3103Matterhorn --> Doesn't MatterhornAYOV27::ISMITHSee those shores! What shores?Wed May 18 1988 12:351
    
396.3104Doesn't Matterhorn-->Or TennesseeSPUD::SCHARMANNComputer Freek - BewareWed May 18 1988 16:564
    
    
   
    That's Tenna-see
396.3105Tennessee -> TuxedoGNUVAX::BOBBITTI sing the body electricWed May 18 1988 19:132
    a cartoon penguin, with the voice of Don Adams
    
396.3106tuxedo -> OpusHSSWS1::DUANESend lawyers, guns, &amp; moneyWed May 18 1988 20:392
    
    As in _Bloom County_.
396.3107Opus -> sOupZFC::DERAMOI am, therefore I'll think.Wed May 18 1988 22:132
     
     (an anagram)
396.3108sOup --> closeME::TRUMPLERI juggle tectonic platesWed May 18 1988 22:351
    sOup --> so up --> sew up -->
396.3109close --> but no cigarMARKER::KALLISDon't confuse `want' and `need.'Wed May 18 1988 23:599
    
    For the younger among us, "Close, but no cigar," is a phrase from
    the old days of carnival games ("sideshow" booths) where the
    cvontestant would throw hoops or darts with the idea of winninmg
    a prize.  For male contestants (and most women would just stand
    back and look on as their men competed), the prize was usually a
    fine "Havana" cigar (quotes around "Havana" because most of 'em
    weren't manufactured within several hundred miles of Havana).  If
    the contestant missed, the boothman would say ....
396.3110but no cigar -> rub coatingGNUVAX::BOBBITTI sing the body electricThu May 19 1988 00:502
    aw, what the heck, I'll try an anagram, too.
    
396.3111rub(ber) coating -> Rusty JonesCURIUS::CIUFFINIIf my Personal Name were a song, it Thu May 19 1988 02:483
  
    I appreciate not having written what I was thinking.
    jc :-)
396.3112Rusty Jones -> cute red haired guy!TWEED::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsThu May 19 1988 08:268
  
    
    for those who are not familiar with the ad...Rusty Jones is
    an ad for rust proofing that shows here in New England..
    
    and the cartoon spokes person is a young red haired man.
    
    Bonnie
396.3113AYOV27::ISMITHSee those shores! What shores?Thu May 19 1988 15:268
    cute  red  haired  guy (--------------->)  -> pick your own
    |     |    |       |                       |
    |     |    |       ->fox    \->farm -------|
    |     |    ->seen -->locale /              |
    |     |                                    |
    |     -->jam   \-------------->strawberry --
    -------->sweet /
396.3114pick your own => nose?ERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Thu May 19 1988 18:491
    
396.3115nose -> voteLEZAH::BOBBITTI sing the body electricThu May 19 1988 19:075
    nose--------->no's-------+
     |                       |
     |                       +------vote
     |                       |
    eyes--------->aye's------+
396.3116vote --> vetoMARKER::KALLISDon't confuse `want' and `need.'Thu May 19 1988 20:082
    
    ... also an anagram.
396.3117veto --> narrow shoesNEARLY::GOODENOUGHJeff Goodenough, IPG Reading UKThu May 19 1988 21:061
    
396.3118narrow shoes --> winged feetTERZA::ZANEnot that we take, but that we stealThu May 19 1988 21:141
396.3119winged feet--> pigeon toedSPUD::SCHARMANNComputer Freek - BewareThu May 19 1988 22:171
    
396.3120pigeon toed --> horny toadSETF::DERAMOI am, therefore I'll think.Thu May 19 1988 22:277
     
     
     Re .-5
     
     For "nose?" I would have gone back to:  nose? --> The Shadow

     Dan
396.3121horny toad --> frog went a courtinVOLGA::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsThu May 19 1988 22:483
    
    
    from an old Kingston Trio Recording
396.3122frog went a-courtin > met a car, it was curtainsGNUVAX::BOBBITTI sing the body electricThu May 19 1988 22:522
    not the way the original song went, I know...
    
396.3123met a car, it was curtains => run over by a drapery van?ERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Thu May 19 1988 22:551
    
396.3124MARKER::KALLISDon't confuse `want' and `need.'Thu May 19 1988 23:485
       -<run over by a drapery van? --> best place to jaywalk? (jayrun?)>-
    
              -<run over by a drapery van? --> drape in crepe>-
    
                 -<run over by a drapery van? -- curtains>-
396.3125Jaywalk -> CajunDECSIM::HEILMANsoftware = quagmire spelt sidewaysFri May 20 1988 02:512
    
    You know,  J-walk.... K-jun.... 
396.3126Cajun -> AtchafalayaHSSWS1::DUANESend lawyers, guns, &amp; moneyFri May 20 1988 02:581
    
396.3127Atchafalaya => Mumbo jumboERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Fri May 20 1988 05:171
    
396.3128mumbo jumbo --> Flying TigersLAMHRA::WHORLOWI Came,I Saw,I concurredFri May 20 1988 05:251
    
396.3129Flying Tigers --> "Bird Farm"SALEM::AMARTINJam City Production JAMS!!Fri May 20 1988 10:551
    
396.3130Bird Farm--> Chicken FeathersSPUD::SCHARMANNComputer Freek - BewareFri May 20 1988 16:361
    
396.3131Chicken feathers --> Frank PerdueMARKER::KALLISDon't confuse `want' and `need.'Fri May 20 1988 18:4316
    
    For those out of the general Northeastern U.S. area, Frank Perdue
    is a famous raiser of chickens.
    
    I don't get the "mumbo jumbo --> Flying Tigers" connection.  Mumbo
    Jumbo was an African nature spirit; tigers aren't found in Africa.
    The Flying Tigers corps under Chennault was in the Asian theater
    before the U.S. entry into World War II, helping support the Chinese.
    No connection to Africa.  I suppose "mumbo jumbo" could also mean
    nonunderstandable speech, generally of a secret kind, and one could
    relate that to ciphered or coded messages, as would be used in wartime,
    but that's a tenuous link.
    
    For "Bird farm", I'd've done:
    
                      -<bird farm --< Alfred Hitchcock>-
396.3132Frank Perdue -> Dinah ShoreHSSWS1::DUANESend lawyers, guns, &amp; moneyFri May 20 1988 19:045
    
    Dinah Shore is a spokesperson for a poultry company doing business
    in Texas ( and other places too, I imagine )
    
    d
396.3133frank Perdue -> fair fowlGNUVAX::BOBBITTI sing the body electricFri May 20 1988 19:081
    
396.3134merging...HSSWS1::DUANESend lawyers, guns, &amp; moneyFri May 20 1988 19:165
    Frank Perdue -> Dinah Shore -----
                                      \
                                       ---> fair haired
                                      /
    Frank Perdue -> fair fowl -------
396.3135fair haired => unfair baldERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Fri May 20 1988 19:311
    
396.3136unfair bald --> low pitchNEARLY::GOODENOUGHJeff Goodenough, IPG Reading UKFri May 20 1988 20:035
    For "bird farm" I was going to do that turkey restaurant on Rte.
    3, but couldn't remember the name.  3000 miles is a bit far to
    take a look.
    
    Jeff.
396.3137low pitch -> 60 Hz humGNUVAX::BOBBITTI sing the body electricFri May 20 1988 20:461
    
396.313860 Hz hum --> power playERASER::KALLISDon't confuse `want' and `need.'Fri May 20 1988 20:542
    
    If this be the music of the windings, hum on.
396.3139power play--> U.S. GovernmentHEFTY::SCHARMANNComputer Freak --- BewareFri May 20 1988 21:001
    
396.3140U.S. Government --> ZodiacNEARLY::GOODENOUGHJeff Goodenough, IPG Reading UKFri May 20 1988 21:284
    Sorry
    i
    couldn't
    resist :-)
396.3141Zodiac => SagittariusERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Fri May 20 1988 21:381
    
396.3142Sagittarius --> dust cloudsZFC::DERAMOI am, therefore I'll think.Fri May 20 1988 22:130
396.3143dust clouds--> PigPen (from Charlie Brown)SPUD::SCHARMANNComputer Freek - BewareFri May 20 1988 22:461
    
396.3144PigPen --> Big BenRUTLND::SATOWFri May 20 1988 23:011
    
396.3145Big Ben -> ebbingHERON::BUCHANANa man, a plan, a canal: SuezFri May 20 1988 23:300
396.3146Big Ben --> Tiny TimTERZA::ZANEnot that we take, but that we stealFri May 20 1988 23:370
396.3147Tiny Tim/Ebbing -> moonlight in the gardenGNUVAX::BOBBITTI sing the body electricFri May 20 1988 23:516
    Tiny Tim--------Tiptoe through the tulips----
    						|
    						|
    ebbing--------the tide------the moon----------Moonlight in the Garden
    
    
396.3148moonlight in the garden --> The Garden of Earthly DelightsMARKER::KALLISDon't confuse `want' and `need.'Sat May 21 1988 00:0914
    
    Well, with "U.S. Government" in mind, for "Saggitarius," I'd 
    have done:
    
                           -<Saggitaruis --> Senator>-
    
    That's a _pun_, friend. 
    
    For "ebbing," what's wrong with:
    
                              -<ebbing --> Kraft- >-
    
    Both "Senator" and "Kraft" can lead to "Cheese."
    
396.3149The Garden of Earthly Delights --> Club MedREGENT::EPSTEINBruce EpsteinSat May 21 1988 01:300
396.3150Club Med --> vacationZFC::DERAMOI am, therefore I'll think.Sat May 21 1988 03:430
396.3151vacation --> Diego GarciaSALEM::AMARTINJam City Production JAMS!!Sat May 21 1988 09:201
    
396.3152Diego Garcia -> SeaBeesDELNI::PITARDI think not...*POOF*Sat May 21 1988 23:122
    
    
396.3153SeeBees --> To Be or Not To Be..SALEM::AMARTINJam City Production JAMS!!Sun May 22 1988 08:351
    
396.3154To Be or Not To Be --> Be All That You Can BeTERZA::ZANEnot that we take, but that we stealMon May 23 1988 06:410
396.3155Be All That You Can Be --> Do More Before 9am ...ZFC::DERAMOI am, therefore I'll think.Mon May 23 1988 07:357
     
     
     To do is to be - Nietzsche.
     To be is to do - Sartre.
     Do be do be do - Sinatra.
     
          (from COOKIE.EXE)
396.3156Do more before 9am ... -> zzz ...BISTRO::WATSONLong-term Omelas residentMon May 23 1988 17:131
    
396.3157zzz --> XXXXNEARLY::GOODENOUGHJeff Goodenough, IPG Reading UKMon May 23 1988 17:571
    
396.3158XXXX --> moonshineMARKER::KALLISDon't confuse `want' and `need.'Mon May 23 1988 18:107
    
    sanity check:
    
    If there's anyone out there who doesn't know, "XXXX" was often used
    as a carttoon representation for illicitly distilled spirits, usually
    in the country, called "moonshine" because originally, it was done
    after dark when there was enough moonlight to see what was to do.
396.3159moonshine -> monstrousHERON::BUCHANANa man, a plan, a canal: SuezMon May 23 1988 20:1311
Obscure one

(Mathematical) The largest sporadic simple group is the so-called "monster
group" or "friendly giant".   Before it was eventually discovered (? or
invented) there were lots of suspicious numerical coincidences going on that
led some people to believe there was a simple group lurking in the underbrush.

Others thought that these coincidences were just moonshine: and I've seen 
t-shirts with the slogan:

"Monstrous Moonshine"
396.3160monstous - > GiganticCLOVAX::FORNERAnd you thought *YOU* were wierd!Mon May 23 1988 21:181
    
396.3161gigantic -> throbbingHERON::BUCHANANa man, a plan, a canal: SuezMon May 23 1988 21:322

the first word that came to mind.
396.3162throbbing --> tell tale heartSPUD::SCHARMANNComputer Freek - BewareMon May 23 1988 21:381
    
396.3163tell tale heart -> BOOM boom BOOM boomDECSIM::HEILMANsoftware = quagmire, spelt sidewaysMon May 23 1988 22:164

    The sound that the Chicken Heart makes in Bill Cosby's skit of the same
    name -- just prior to his spreading jello all over the kitchen floor
    (as I recall)
396.3164BOOM boom BOOM boom -> ...and the band goes on...DELNI::PITARDI think not...*POOF*Mon May 23 1988 22:311
    
396.3165and the band goes on ... --> the ring fingerME::TRUMPLERI juggle tectonic platesMon May 23 1988 23:040
396.3166the ring finger --> wrestler's thumbMARKER::KALLISDon't confuse `want' and `need.'Mon May 23 1988 23:134
    
    for "throbbing":
    
                          -<throbbing --> headache>-
396.3167wrestler's thumb --> athletes footTERZA::ZANEnot that we take, but that we stealTue May 24 1988 00:390
396.3168Wrestling thumb --> "thump"SALEM::AMARTINJam City Production JAMS!!Tue May 24 1988 00:491
    For all you wrestling fans,   Think "JYD".
396.3169AYOV27::ISMITHSee those shores! What shores?Tue May 24 1988 01:364
    Athletes foot---\
                     \------> Landing
                     /
    Thump-----------/
396.3170landing -> jettyLEZAH::BOBBITTI sing the body electricTue May 24 1988 02:351
    
396.3171jetty --> billionaireZFC::DERAMOI am, therefore I'll think.Tue May 24 1988 03:160
396.3172billionaire --> Howard HughesSALEM::AMARTINJam City Production JAMS!!Tue May 24 1988 04:191
    
396.3173Howard Hughes -> AIRPLANEDELNI::PITARDI think not...*POOF*Tue May 24 1988 04:581
    
396.3174Howard Hughes => Howard the DuckERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Tue May 24 1988 04:581
    
396.3175 ----> Cunard DOOZER::SOBOTTue May 24 1988 13:4314
    
    Airplane ----------> Concord --\
                                    >----> Cunard
    Howard the Duck ---> Canard ---/

                                                 
    
    
    
    Reminds me of the joke about the two kids talking...
    1st.kid : "My dad works for Cunard".
    2nd.kid : "Well, my dad works quite hard too."	:-)
    
    Cheers,								Steve
396.3176Cunard --> Blue RibandNEARLY::GOODENOUGHJeff Goodenough, IPG Reading UKTue May 24 1988 14:381
    
396.3177Blue Ridand-->First PrizeSPUD::SCHARMANNComputer Freek - BewareTue May 24 1988 16:321
    
396.3178first prize --> gold medalMARKER::KALLISDon't confuse `want' and `need.'Tue May 24 1988 18:328
    
    for "jetty":
    
                            -<jetty --> Logan>-
    
    Logan International Airport is trying to ban prop-driven airplanes
    from using its facilities. 
    
396.3179gold medal -> flourGNUVAX::BOBBITTI sing the body electricTue May 24 1988 18:462
    it's a brand...
    
396.3180flour -> cultETHEL::FORNERAnd you thought *YOU* were wierd!Tue May 24 1988 19:061
    
396.3181cult -> Blue OysterDELNI::PITARDI think not...*POOF*Tue May 24 1988 20:292
    
    As in the band.....
396.3182Blue Oyster --> Scallops' eyesMARKER::KALLISDon't confuse `want' and `need.'Tue May 24 1988 20:542
    
    Scallops' eyes are blue (and hard to notice).
396.3183Scallops' eyes --> Scallop's eyesZFC::DERAMOI am, therefore I'll think.Tue May 24 1988 22:373
     
     
     Well, it _was_ the first thing I thought of. :-)
396.3184Scallop's eyes --> Eyes HomerAYOV18::ISMITHSee those shores! What shores?Wed May 25 1988 00:591
    
396.3185Eyes Homer -> the ayes have itHSSWS1::DUANESend lawyers, guns, &amp; moneyWed May 25 1988 01:171
    
396.3186the ayes have it --> they can keep itTERZA::ZANEnot that we take, but that we stealWed May 25 1988 01:390
396.3187they can keep it => they can castle it tooERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Wed May 25 1988 03:401
    
396.3188they can castle it too -> white kingHERON::BUCHANANa man, a plan, a canal: SuezWed May 25 1988 04:250
396.3189white king --> Don KingSALEM::AMARTINJam City Production JAMS!!Wed May 25 1988 08:581
    
396.3190Don King -> Don HoUSHS08::CHANDLER2Send lawyers, guns, &amp; moneyWed May 25 1988 09:341
    
396.3191Don Ho-->tiny bubblesSPUD::SCHARMANNComputer Freek - BewareWed May 25 1988 16:411
    
396.3192tiny bubbles -> dom perignonGNUVAX::BOBBITTI sing the body electricWed May 25 1988 19:111
    okay, so I state the obvious
396.3193dom perignon -> Bartles & JamesETHEL::FORNERAnd you thought *YOU* were wierd!Wed May 25 1988 19:347
    
    
    
    another for tiny bubbles
    
    	-< tiny bubbles -> Boston Baked Beans >-
    
396.3194Bartles & James --> Clark & McColloughERASER::KALLISDon't confuse `want' and `need.'Wed May 25 1988 20:4224
    
    Clark and McCollough were a comedy team that appeared in
    pre-World_War_II motion picture short-subject comedies.  Okay, but
    not on the class of Laurel and Hardy.
    
    For "white king":
    
                         -<White King --> Chandu>-
    
    There was al old radio drama, released once as a 15-minute-a-day
    serial and again as complete half-hour adventures called _Chandu,
    the Magician_.  The hero, Frank Chandler, was a man who studied
    in the Orient (probably India or Tibet) and had demonstrated mystic
    powers.  his girlfriend was Princess Naji, an Egyptian (though what
    she was princess _of_ wasn't made clear.  Before the Moslem conversion,
    the Pharaohship had been co-opted by the Ptolemies, who were Greek,
    then conquered by the Romans.  If she could trace her lineage back
    past all that mess ....).  The adventures often involved international
    intrigue and espionage.  Oh, yes: the sponsor for these West-Coast
    shows was --- White King Soap.
    
    For "dom perignon":
    
                       -<dom perignon --> Dom Deluise>- 
396.3195Clark & McCollough -> Smith & WessonGNUVAX::BOBBITTI sing the body electricThu May 26 1988 01:271
    
396.3196Smith & Wesson --> St. CatherineNEARLY::GOODENOUGHJeff Goodenough, IPG Reading UKThu May 26 1988 01:414
    I jumped the gun.  Anyone who doesn't see the connection, leave
    this file.
    
    Jeff.
396.3197St Catherine---> St Francis of AssissiLAMHRA::WHORLOWI Came,I Saw,I concurredThu May 26 1988 07:4812
    
    G'day to Steve Kallis Jr re .3131 mumbo-jumbo--> flying Tigers
    
    Mumbo jumbo ----> computers ----> Dijidle (of course)---> Flying-tigers
          ^^^^^                                          /
             -------> 747-------------------------------/
                                                          
    
    Flying Tigers is(was) the freight line that flys Vaxen around the
    world.
    Djw
    
396.3198St Francis -> Dr DoolittleBISTRO::WATSONLong-term Omelas residentThu May 26 1988 15:241
    
396.3199Dr. Doolittle-->Dr. WhoSPUD::SCHARMANNComputer Freek - BewareThu May 26 1988 16:411
    
396.3200Dr Who --> Dr Ruth :-)SALEM::AMARTINDIG IT ALThu May 26 1988 17:341
    
396.3201Dr. Ruth -> CandyLEZAH::BOBBITTI sing the body electricThu May 26 1988 18:267
    Dr. Ruth------Munchkin-------------Lollypop Guild---------
       |                                                     |
       |                                                     +=>Candy
       |                                                     |
       ---------------Baby Ruth-------------------------------
    
   
396.3202The ArchiesIOSG::VICKERSEntropy isn't what it used to beThu May 26 1988 19:016
    
    
    Candy : 'Candy Girl' - "sugar sugar, aha honey honey, you are my
    candy girl, and you got me wanting you" (Sugar Sugar by the Archies)
    
    Paul V
396.3203 The Archies --> Underneath DOOZER::SOBOTThu May 26 1988 19:397
    
    
    Couldn't resist :-)                                                  
    
    Cheers,								Steve
    
    ps. Jeff, I didn't get the connection in .3196, but I'm not leaving !
396.3204Underneath -> the covers :^)DELNI::PITARDI think not...*POOF*Thu May 26 1988 20:411
    
396.3205the covers -> cricketBISTRO::WATSONLong-term Omelas residentThu May 26 1988 21:2810
    the covers is a term for part of the field on the off side, that
    is, on the batsman's right (assuming he's right handed)
    
    there are few sight more delightful than a half-volley on the off-stump
    being dispatched through this area
                                                           
    serves you right for introducing basball into the topic
    
    	andrew, usually a capital fellow
    
396.3206cricket -> square legHERON::BUCHANANa man, a plan, a canal: SuezThu May 26 1988 21:482
I prefer a solid cross-drive to square leg any time to Mr Watson's rather
dowdy little stroke.
396.3207square leg --> round bowlAYOV29::ISMITHSee those shores! What shores?Thu May 26 1988 21:571
    
396.3208round bowl --> wayside chapelME::TRUMPLERI juggle tectonic platesThu May 26 1988 22:485
    
    --> W.C. -->
    
    Someone once wrote a lengthy (and humorous) letter based on these
    uses of 'W.C.'
396.3209wayside chapel -> waylaid chaplainGNUVAX::BOBBITTI sing the body electricThu May 26 1988 23:301
    
396.3210waylaid Chaplin --> startled CharlieMARKER::KALLISDon't confuse `want' and `need.'Thu May 26 1988 23:366
    
    re "The Archies":
    
                       -<The Archies --> Golden>-
    
    And, save for the French Fries, I don't evven like McFood
396.3211startled Charlie --> Gentle BenTERZA::ZANEI don't think so...Fri May 27 1988 00:560
396.3212BIG BEAR!!DELNI::PITARDI think not...*POOF*Fri May 27 1988 04:561
    
396.3213BIG BEAR ---> Winnie the Pooh!LAMHRA::WHORLOWI Came,I Saw,I concurredFri May 27 1988 06:111
    
396.3214Winnie the Pooh --> and Tiger too!SALEM::AMARTINDIG IT ALFri May 27 1988 09:461
    
396.3215and Tiger too --> Princeton and ExxonMARKER::KALLISDon't confuse `want' and `need.'Fri May 27 1988 18:111
    
396.3216Princeton and Exxon --> New JerseyBLURB::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanFri May 27 1988 18:141
    
396.3217New Jersey --> old sweaterNEARLY::GOODENOUGHJeff Goodenough, IPG Reading UKFri May 27 1988 18:349
    Re: .3203 (re: .3196).  What, you didn't see the connection?
    
    They were both
    
    
    
    revolvers
    
    
396.3218old sweater --> retired boxerTERZA::ZANEI don't think so...Fri May 27 1988 21:030
396.3219retired boxer --> old underwearME::TRUMPLERI juggle tectonic platesFri May 27 1988 22:550
396.3220old underwear --> superhero costumeMARKER::KALLISDon't confuse `want' and `need.'Fri May 27 1988 22:581
    
396.3221superhero costume -> batmaskHERON::BUCHANANa man, a plan, a canal: SuezFri May 27 1988 23:016
Re: retired boxer



He's packed in packing.    

396.3222batmask >- black shadesSTRSHP::REISSFern Alyza ReissSat May 28 1988 01:052
    
    
396.3223black shades --> mortuaryERASER::KALLISDon't confuse `want' and `need.'Sat May 28 1988 02:388
    
    or
    
                        -<black shades --> blue shadows>-
    
    There was a Western song, _Blue Shadows on the Trail_, sung by Roy
    Rogers and The Sons of the Pioneers in the walt disney musical and
    mostly animated film, _Melody Time_, released in the 1940s.
396.3224mortuary --- > Big MacLAMHRA::WHORLOWI Came,I Saw,I concurredSun May 29 1988 07:518
    
    
    In Sydney, there is a Mortuary station, where once upon a time,
    special trains brought coffins for burial at the local cemetary.
    Recently, it has been refurbished and the platform has had three
    or so refurbished carriages pulled alongside and made into a....
    
    McDonalds restaurant!!
396.3225Big Mac --> Whopper! (yum)SALEM::AMARTINDIG IT ALSun May 29 1988 08:291
    
396.3226Whopper! -> falsehoodHERON::BUCHANANnihilistic technofetishistSun May 29 1988 21:340
396.3227falsehood --> RobinhoodSALEM::AMARTINDIG IT ALTue May 31 1988 01:291
    
396.3228Robin Hood ----> TaxmanLAMHRA::WHORLOWI Came,I Saw,I concurredTue May 31 1988 06:473
    
    
    Robin Hood --> Robin' B........ ----> taxman
396.3229Taxman -> ThiefBISTRO::WOODMad Dogs and....Tue May 31 1988 15:180
396.3230Thief --> BagdhadMARKER::KALLISDon't confuse `want' and `need.'Tue May 31 1988 18:476
    
    As in the Fairbanks movie :-)
    
    or
    
             -<Taxman --> Thief ==> Doctor, Lawyer, Indian Chief>-
396.3231Thief -> knaveGNUVAX::BOBBITTI sing the body electricTue May 31 1988 18:511
    
396.3232Bagdhad(Sp?) --> Sack FatherRUTLND::SATOWTue May 31 1988 18:521
    
396.3233Jack of bagsBLURB::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanTue May 31 1988 19:464
    thief +-->  Bagdhad  -->  sack father -+
          |                                 \______ Jack of bags
          |                                 /
          +-->    knave   -----------------+
396.3234Jack of bags --> new card suitERASER::KALLISDon't confuse `want' and `need.'Tue May 31 1988 21:324
    
    or
    
             -<Jack of bags --> Queen of bags --> bag lady>-
396.3235Bag Lady --> Lucy Ball :-)SALEM::AMARTINDIG IT ALTue May 31 1988 22:381
    
396.3236Lucy Ball --> tidy bowlME::TRUMPLERI juggle tectonic platesTue May 31 1988 23:210
396.3237tidy bowl -> Gator BowlERIS::CALLASMr. TamzenTue May 31 1988 23:250
396.3238Gator Bowl --> drain the swampREGENT::EPSTEINBruce EpsteinWed Jun 01 1988 02:550
396.3239drain the swamp --> mosquitosZFC::DERAMOI am, therefore I'll think.Wed Jun 01 1988 05:560
396.3240Mosquitos --> Messerschmidt(en)LAMHRA::WHORLOWI Came,I Saw,I concurredWed Jun 01 1988 06:151
    
396.3241mosquitoes --> vampiresTERZA::ZANEI don't think so...Wed Jun 01 1988 06:163
   bloodsuckers
   
396.3242vampires --> batsBLURB::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanWed Jun 01 1988 10:571
    
396.3243BATS -> CRICKETBISTRO::WOODMad Dogs and....Wed Jun 01 1988 15:482
    

396.3244CRICKET -> JimmyDELNI::PITARDI think not...*POOF*Wed Jun 01 1988 17:221
    
396.3245Jimmy -> kneeBISTRO::WATSONLong-term Omelas residentWed Jun 01 1988 17:272
    as in Cricket, of course. (BTW, ignore the words of Buchanan on
    this subject.)
396.3246AYOV18::ISMITHA closed mouth gathers no feet.Wed Jun 01 1988 18:075
    Messerschmidt --> fighter --\
                                 \ ---> box
                                 /
                                /
    knee --> fist -------------/
396.3248MARKER::KALLISDon't confuse `want' and `need.'Wed Jun 01 1988 18:154
    new card suit ----------+
                            |
                            |
    box ---> container -----+------>deck
396.3249deck -> the hallsGNUVAX::BOBBITTMy shoes are...on top of the worldWed Jun 01 1988 18:591
    
396.3250The Halls --> fawn (yuck!)SALEM::AMARTINDIG IT ALWed Jun 01 1988 20:041
    
396.3251fawn --> BambiREGENT::EPSTEINBruce EpsteinWed Jun 01 1988 21:590
396.3252Bambi --> GodzillaME::TRUMPLERI juggle tectonic platesWed Jun 01 1988 22:222
    
    One of the all-time classic short cartoons...
396.3253Godzilla--> GodzukiTWEED::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsWed Jun 01 1988 23:391
    
396.3254Godzuki -->Gesuntheit!MARKER::KALLISDon't confuse `want' and `need.'Thu Jun 02 1988 00:1913
    
    or
    
                     -<Godzuki --> Japanese Sun Chariot>-
    
    
    for "Bambi":
    
                             -<Bambi --> baseball>-
    
    trivia point:
    
    Babe Ruth was called "The Bambino.
396.3255Gesuntheit! --> communismTERZA::ZANEI don't think so...Thu Jun 02 1988 00:436
   A older woman once told me that communism was very bad, because "those
   folks could no longer say things like 'God Bless You!'."
   
   I thought it was an interesting way to look at it...
   
396.3256Communism --> SOAPBOX (tm)SALEM::AMARTINDIG IT ALThu Jun 02 1988 12:151
    
396.3257SOPABOX-->HotrodSPUD::SCHARMANNComputer Freek - BewareThu Jun 02 1988 16:431
    
396.3258hotrod --> hot pastramiMARKER::KALLISDon't confuse `want' and `need.'Thu Jun 02 1988 18:019
    
    derivation:
    
    -<hotrod --> car --> drive-in restaurant --> fod_order --> hot pastrami>-
                                                                             
    
    it could have been:
     
                             -<hotrod --> cool dude>-
396.3259hot pastrami --> grease spots on shirtBLURB::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanThu Jun 02 1988 19:131
    
396.3260grease spots on shirt -> ring around the collar!GNUVAX::BOBBITTMy shoes are...on top of the worldThu Jun 02 1988 19:245
    I'm not even going to write what my first response to 
    -< hotrod ->  
    would have been...

    
396.3261(ring around the) collar -> studBISTRO::WATSONLong-term Omelas residentThu Jun 02 1988 19:282
    .3260, you intruige me.
    Maybe this time...
396.3262stud --> trussBLURB::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanThu Jun 02 1988 20:154
    RE: .3260
    
    My response was scatalogical...
    
396.3263truss --> bridgeMARKER::KALLISDon't confuse `want' and `need.'Thu Jun 02 1988 20:2113
    
    re "stud":
    
    It could have been --
    
                              -<stud --> poker>-
    
    come to think of it, a poker, as in iron, when used to move fire
    logs around, would be a hot rod.
    
    re "truss":  how about
    
                   -<truss --> me, I know what I'm doing>-
396.3264bridge --> dummyTERZA::ZANEI don't think so...Thu Jun 02 1988 21:490
396.3265dummy -> ventriloquistDECSIM::HEILMANsoftware = quagmire, spelt sidewaysThu Jun 02 1988 22:011
    
396.3266ventriloquist --> talking from both sides of your mouthBLURB::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanThu Jun 02 1988 22:331
    
396.3267two facedTWEED::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsThu Jun 02 1988 22:572
talking from both sides of your mouth--->two faced
    
396.3268two-faced --> silver-tonguedTERZA::ZANEI don't think so...Thu Jun 02 1988 22:590
396.3269silver-tongued-->gold platedTWEED::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsThu Jun 02 1988 23:011
    
396.3270gold plated -> Waterford gobletedGNUVAX::BOBBITTMy shoes are...on top of the worldThu Jun 02 1988 23:042
    both refer to an expensively set table
    
396.3271Waterford gobleted --> stuffed turkeyBLURB::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanThu Jun 02 1988 23:081
    turkeys gobble . . .
396.3272stuffed turkey-->full goofballDANUBE::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsFri Jun 03 1988 08:491
    
396.3273full goofball => foosballERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Fri Jun 03 1988 09:571
    
396.3274foosball --> sudsroom..SALEM::AMARTINDIG IT ALFri Jun 03 1988 14:271
    
396.3275sudsroom-->showerroomSPUD::SCHARMANNComputer Freek - BewareFri Jun 03 1988 16:541
    
396.3276shower room -> PsychoBISTRO::WATSONLong-term Omelas residentFri Jun 03 1988 17:131
    
396.3277Psycho --> logicalMARKER::KALLISDon't confuse `want' and `need.'Fri Jun 03 1988 18:139
    
    for "sudsroom":
    
                          -<sudsroom --> launderette>-  
    
    
    or
    
                           -<sudsroom --> beer bar>-
396.3278Logical -> BoringBISTRO::WOODMad Dogs and....Fri Jun 03 1988 18:430
396.3279Boring -> DrillingGNUVAX::BOBBITTMy shoes are...on top of the worldFri Jun 03 1988 20:351
    
396.3280drilling --> hep, two, three, fourBLURB::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanFri Jun 03 1988 21:411
    
396.3281hep, two, three, four --> 76 trombonesTERZA::ZANEI don't think so...Fri Jun 03 1988 22:250
396.328276 trombones --> water slidesME::TRUMPLERI juggle tectonic platesFri Jun 03 1988 22:420
396.3283water slides --> ice doesn'tBLURB::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanFri Jun 03 1988 22:451
    Though you can slide *on* the ice . . .
396.3284ice doesn't > yes it does > this isn't an argumentGNUVAX::BOBBITTMy shoes are...on top of the worldFri Jun 03 1988 23:411
    MPFC...
396.3285this isn't an argument -> Of course it isERIS::CALLASMr. TamzenSat Jun 04 1988 02:001
    	Jon
396.3286Of course it is --> NO it isn't!VOLGA::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsSat Jun 04 1988 02:061
    
396.3287NO it isn't! --> What?MARKER::KALLISDon't confuse `want' and `need.'Sat Jun 04 1988 02:141
    
396.3288What? --> on secondTERZA::ZANEI don't think so...Sat Jun 04 1988 02:460
396.3289What? -> Oh, this is futile!DECSIM::HEILMANHome of Elvis &amp; the ancient GreeksSat Jun 04 1988 02:48121
As a public service...

    I felt compelled to include the full text here... especially as someone
    else was kind enough to type it in to the MONTY_PYTHON conference.

    Seems to rather fit into JOYOFLEX subject matter also.

         <<< ILLUSN::ILLUSN$DUA1:[NOTES$LIBRARY]MONTY_PYTHON.NOTE;1 >>>
                       -< Flying Monty's Circus Python >-
================================================================================
Note 41.8                     The 'Argument' sketch                       8 of 8
CHEST::STREET "uncontaminated by cheese"            110 lines  25-MAR-1988 05:59
                             -< 'ere we are then! >-
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      This is the 'argument' section, as transcribed from MP Live
    at Drury Lane. It does NOT contain the bits about Abuse, and
    Complaints. (so I cant answer any questions for .7, sorry).
    
       Michael Palin is the 'client', and John Cleese the 'Arguer'.
    
    <door opening>
    MP: Is this the right room for an argument?
    JC: Ive told you once.
    <pause>
    MP: No you haven't.
    JC: Yes I have
    MP: When?
    JC: Just now.
    MP: No you didnt.
    JC: Yes I did.
    MP: You didn't
    JC: I did.
    MP: You didn't.
    JC: Im telling you I did.
    MP: You did NOT.
    JC: Im sorry, is this a 5 minute argument or the full half hour?
    MP: Oh, hah, just the, er, five minutes.
    JC: Just the 5 minutes, thank you.
    MP: Yup.
    JC: Anyway I did.
    MP: You most certainly did not.
    JC: Now lets get one thing perfectly clear, I most definately told
        you.
    MP: Oh no you didn't.
    JC: Oh yes I did.
    MP: Oh no you didnt.
    < I did/ you didnt repeated about 10 times! before....>
    MP: Oh look this isnt an argument.
    <pause>
    JC: Yes it is.
    MP: No it isnt <pause> its just contradition.
    JC: No it isnt.
    MP: It IS.
    JC: It is not.
    MP: Oh, you just contradicted me.
    JC: Never.
    MP: You did just then.
    JC: Nonsense.
    MP: Oh this is futile.
    <pause>
    JC: No it isnt.
    MP: Yes it is <pause> I came here for a good argument.
    JC: Ah no, you came here for an argument.
    MP: Ah, but an argument isnt contradiction.
    JC: Well..... can be.
    MP: No it cant.  An argument is a connected series of statements
        intended to establish a proposition.
    JC: No it isnt.
    MP: Yes it is. - It isnt just contradiction.
    JC: Look, if I argue with you, I must take up a contrary position.
    MP: Oh yes, but that isnt just saying "No it isnt".
    JC: Yes it IS.
    MP: No it isnt.
    JC: Yes it is, it is, it is <alongside MP>
    MP: No it isnt, no it isnt, no it isnt, no it isnt.  Argument
        is an intellectual process, contradiction is just the
        automatic gainsaying of anything the other person says.
    JC: It is not.
    MP: It is.
    JC: Oh no it isnt.
    MP: It is.
    <JC rings bell>
    JC: Thank you, Good Morning.
    <pause>
    MP: What?
    JC: Thats it, Good Morning.
    MP: But I was just getting interested.
    JC: Sorry, the five minutes is up.
    MP: Oh, that was never five minutes just now.
    JC: Im afraid it was.
    MP: No it wasnt.
    JC: Im sorry I am not allowed to argue any more.
    MP: What!
    JC: If you want to go on arguing, you will have to pay for
        for another five minutes.
    MP: but, look, that was never five minutes just now.
    JC: < whistling >
    MP: Oh come on.
    <pause>
    MP: Oh look this is ridiculous.
    JC: Ive told you Im not allowed to argue unless you pay.  
    MP: Oh all right <hands money over> there you are.
    JC: Thank you.
    MP: Well?
    JC: Well what?
    MP: That was never five minutes just now.
    JC: Ive told you Im not allowed to argue unless you pay.
    MP: but I just paid.
    JC: No you didnt
    MP: I did.
    <repeated few times>
    MP: Look I dont want to argue about that.
    JC: but Im very sorry but you didnt pay.
    MP: Aha, well if I didnt pay - why are you arguing?
        aaaaah, got ya.
    JC: No you havent.
    MP: Yes I have - If youre arguing I must have paid.
    JC: Not necessarily.... I could be arguing in my spare time.
    MP: Ohhhhhhh.......
    < fade out >
396.3290futile --> William the ConquererBLURB::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanSat Jun 04 1988 06:332
    Futile sounds like feudal, doesn't it?  And we were feuding,
    weren't we? 
396.3291William the Conquerer --> Billy the KidSALEM::AMARTINDIG IT ALSat Jun 04 1988 10:170
396.3292Billy the Kid -> William the ManDELNI::PITARDI think not...*POOF*Sat Jun 04 1988 21:424
    
    Well, everyone has to grow up SOMETIME!!!
    
    Don't they?!?!?!?!
396.3293William the Man --> Charlie the TunaBLURB::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanSun Jun 05 1988 00:133
    
    
    I'm in trouble if they do!
396.3294Charlie the Tuna --> Tuna MeltTWEED::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsSun Jun 05 1988 01:111
    
396.3295tuna melt --> smeltsBLURB::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanSun Jun 05 1988 05:381
    There's something fishy about this string!
396.3296smelts -> smoresGNUVAX::BOBBITTMy shoes are...on top of the worldSun Jun 05 1988 09:256
    nah...we're not doing this on porpoise are we?  It's all just for
    the halibut....now sea what you've gotten me into?
    
    kelp!  kelp!  I can't stop!

    
396.3297smores --> crunchSALEM::AMARTINDIG IT ALSun Jun 05 1988 09:291
    I don;t dare to put the first word that came to mind... :-)
396.3298crunch --> scorchBLURB::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanSun Jun 05 1988 10:591
    
396.3299scorch --> MarshmellosSALEM::AMARTINDIG IT ALSun Jun 05 1988 11:321
    
396.3300Marshmellos---->ButtercupsDANUBE::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsSun Jun 05 1988 20:136
    
    
    Marshmallows are yellow butter cup like flowers...and I belive 
    the first marshmellows were some how made from them.
    
   
396.3301buttercups --> cowslipsBLURB::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanSun Jun 05 1988 21:0111

    Here's how: 
    
    The root of the marsh mallow produces a starch like cornstarch
    that can be used as a thickener.  A marshmallow, the white candy
    kind, is made by boiling sugar syrup with mallow starch, then
    beating air into it. 

    I think they use some kind of preservatives these days . . . 
    
    --bonnie 
396.3302cowslips---> funny lingerieDANUBE::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsMon Jun 06 1988 01:024
    
    
    Thanks Bonnie, :-) I should have taken the time to look that
    up myself...:-}
396.3303funny lingerie --> peep showBLURB::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanMon Jun 06 1988 02:442
    My pleasure -- I've got to use my cache of personal trivia for
    something! 
396.3304peep show -> flashersDELNI::PITARDI think not...*POOF*Mon Jun 06 1988 05:141
    
396.3305flashers => slashersERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Mon Jun 06 1988 05:331
    
396.3306slashers --> burnersBLURB::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanMon Jun 06 1988 06:191
     
396.3307burners --> extinguishersZFC::DERAMOI am, therefore I'll think.Mon Jun 06 1988 07:470
396.3308extinguishers --> Halon 1301SALEM::AMARTINDIG IT ALMon Jun 06 1988 10:311
    
396.3309Halon 1301 -> HAL 3000DELNI::PITARDI think not...*POOF*Mon Jun 06 1988 17:251
    
396.3310HAL-3000 -> PENnsylvania-6-500GNUVAX::BOBBITTMy shoes are...on top of the worldMon Jun 06 1988 18:091
    
396.3311PENsylvania-6-5000 --> Tuxedo JunctionBLURB::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanMon Jun 06 1988 19:241
    
396.3312Tuxedo Junction --A Chorus LineERASER::KALLISDon't confuse `want' and `need.'Mon Jun 06 1988 19:461
    
396.3313A Chorus Line --> Deadalus's ropeERIS::CALLASMr. TamzenMon Jun 06 1988 22:351
    
396.3314Daedalus's rope --> hangman's nooseTERZA::ZANEall in good time...Mon Jun 06 1988 22:470
396.3315hangman's noose --> clueDANUBE::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsMon Jun 06 1988 23:033
    
    
    It is one of the props in the board game Clue
396.3316Clue --> PictionaryBLURB::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanMon Jun 06 1988 23:071
    
396.3317Pictionary --> CharadesME::TRUMPLERI juggle tectonic platesMon Jun 06 1988 23:122
    Pictionary n. A way to get you to spend money in order to play
      Charades.
396.3318Charades --> plastic surgeriesERASER::KALLISDon't confuse `want' and `need.'Mon Jun 06 1988 23:272
    
    As in "things done to improve the appearance of Sonny Bobo's ex.
396.3319plastic surgeries --> Wooden examining roomsERIS::CALLASMr. TamzenTue Jun 07 1988 00:081
    
396.3320Wooden examining rooms --> magician's boxTERZA::ZANEall in good time...Tue Jun 07 1988 00:360
396.3321magician's box -> (the) magician's nephewGNUVAX::BOBBITTMy shoes are...on top of the worldTue Jun 07 1988 00:592
    a CS Lewis book from the Narnia series
    
396.3322magician's nephew --> monkey's uncleRICKS::SATOWTue Jun 07 1988 01:271
    
396.3323Monkey's Uncle --> Annette FunicelloERASER::KALLISDon't confuse `want' and `need.'Tue Jun 07 1988 01:352
    
    ... From a Walt Disney movie starring herself ...
396.3324Annette Funicello --> Annette FuniviolinSTAR::HUBERMarvin's Magical Mysery TourTue Jun 07 1988 03:351
    
396.3325Annette Funiviolin --> Annette AndajarZFC::DERAMOI am, therefore I'll think.Tue Jun 07 1988 03:430
396.3326Annette Andajar -> Annette-In-a-BottleDELNI::PITARDI think not...*POOF*Tue Jun 07 1988 04:243
    
    Sorry, couldn't resist!!!!
    
396.3327annette-in-a-bottle ----> tweedle beetlesVOLGA::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsTue Jun 07 1988 07:065
    
    
    from a Dr Seus tongue twister...'when tweedle beetles battle
    with paddles in a puddle in a  bottle its a tweedle beetle
    paddle puddle bottle battle
396.3328Tweedle Beetles --> John LennonSALEM::AMARTINDIG IT ALTue Jun 07 1988 11:432
    It would have been perfect. But NOOOO Bonnie just HAD to use a
    different node. HMPH!
396.3329John Lennon => Groucho MarxERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Tue Jun 07 1988 14:063
    
    All hail Marx and Lennon....  ;-)
    
396.3330Groucho Marx --> Rubber DuckySTAR::HUBERMarvin's Magical Mysery TourTue Jun 07 1988 18:240
396.3331rubber ducky --> Bert and ErnieBLURB::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanTue Jun 07 1988 18:451
    
396.3332Bert and Ernie --> Bert and ITWEED::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsTue Jun 07 1988 18:506
    
    
    in re Al (giggle) and I wasn't even thinking of the name you call
    me when I wrote that. :-)
    
    Bonnie
396.3333Bert and I --> tie brandME::TRUMPLERI juggle tectonic platesTue Jun 07 1988 23:000
396.3334tie, brand -> Bar-None RanchGNUVAX::BOBBITTMy shoes are...on top of the worldTue Jun 07 1988 23:251
    
396.3335Bar-None Ranch --> Danny KayeMARKER::KALLISDon't confuse `want' and `need.'Tue Jun 07 1988 23:5218
    
    In the movie _Up In Arms, Danny Kaye was going up and dowbn the
    lobby of a movie theater telling the story of the film that was
    supposed to be playing.  The "film"'s hero, Cowboy Dan ("his horse, of
    course, was a baritone, too."), was at the Bar-None Ranch.   
    
    For "Groucho Marx":
    
      -<Groucho Marx --> Marx Bros. --> Smith Bros. --> Cough Drops>-
    
    for "Bert and Ernie"
    
                   -<Bert and Ernie --> Bartyles & James>-
    
    or, if you prefer:
    
                     -<Bert and Ernie --> Bob and Ray>-
    
396.3336Danny Kaye --> Peter O'TooleERIS::CALLASMr. TamzenTue Jun 07 1988 23:574
    It's nice to know that someone else wanted to push Bert and Ernie
    to Bob and Ray!
    
    	Jon
396.3337Peter O'Toole --> SvengaliTERZA::ZANEall in good time...Wed Jun 08 1988 00:120
396.3338Svengali--> mesmerismVOLGA::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsWed Jun 08 1988 01:446
    
    
    actually I had wanted to do Bob and Ray for Bert and Ernie but
    when I went to type it all I could think of was Bert and I
    
    Bonnie
396.3339mesmerism -> animaGNUVAX::BOBBITTMy shoes are...on top of the worldWed Jun 08 1988 02:233
    ah, the mysterious case of M. Valdemar...
    
    
396.3340anima --> vegetabaBLURB::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanWed Jun 08 1988 02:321
    
396.3341MARKER::KALLISDon't confuse `want' and `need.'Wed Jun 08 1988 02:4416
             -<anima --> vegetaba --> minera --> twenty questions>-
    
    For the younger set: "Twenty Questions" was a parlor game (that
    later graduated to nighttime radio in the days before television)
    where a subject was decided upon by a player, and the other players
    would have to determine what it was by asking questions that could
    be answered "yes," "no," or (usually) another one word answer.
    Naturally, this had to be done in no more than twenty questions.
    
    In the radio version, an "offstage voice" would feed the answer
    in advance to the listening audience.
    
    The  first question was invariably, "Is it animal, vegetable, or
    mineral?"
    
    Steve Kallis, Jr.
396.3342twenty questions --> and *where* have *you* been!TWEED::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsWed Jun 08 1988 02:541
    
396.3343and *where* have *you* been! --> Count Andwherv RubinSTAR::HUBERThe Revenge of the Muted BassoonWed Jun 08 1988 03:040
396.3344Over the river and through the woodsRAVEN1::MKENNEDYWed Jun 08 1988 03:070
396.3345OTR&TTW --> Grandma's houseZFC::DERAMOI am, therefore I'll think.Wed Jun 08 1988 03:310
396.3346Grandma's House --> The House that Jack BuiltLAMHRA::WHORLOWI Came,I Saw,I concurredWed Jun 08 1988 06:311
    
396.3347The House that Jack Built => 10 pence to mend me shedERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Wed Jun 08 1988 12:411
    
396.334810 pence to mend my shed-->Highway RobberySPUD::SCHARMANNComputer Freek - BewareWed Jun 08 1988 16:501
    
396.3349Highway Robbery --> Street HassleAYOV27::ISMITHA closed mouth gathers no feet.Wed Jun 08 1988 17:501
    
396.3350Street Hassle -> Sweet HustleGNUVAX::BOBBITTMy shoes are...on top of the worldWed Jun 08 1988 18:321
    
396.3351MARKER::KALLISDon't confuse `want' and `need.'Wed Jun 08 1988 18:386
    Count Andwherv Rubin ------------------+
                                           |
                                           |
                                           |
    Sweet Hustle --------------------------+--> down for the count
    
396.3352down for the count -> then I can count on youTWEED::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsWed Jun 08 1988 19:064
    
    
    from a song by the Weavers
    
396.3353then I can count on you -> 'cause I've run out of fingers & toesERIS::CALLASWaiter, there's a bug in my codeWed Jun 08 1988 19:271
    
396.3354fingers and toes --> roast beefBLURB::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanWed Jun 08 1988 19:473
    
    From "This little piggy went to market," of course.
    
396.3355roast beef --> roast beastSTAR::HUBERThe Revenge of the Muted BassoonWed Jun 08 1988 20:590
396.3356roast beast --> charred fleshTERZA::ZANEall in good time...Wed Jun 08 1988 21:140
396.3357charred flesh --> fleshy chardMARKER::KALLISDon't confuse `want' and `need.'Wed Jun 08 1988 21:301
    
396.3358fleshy chard -> black-eyed peas CURIUS::CIUFFINIIf my Personal Name were a song, it Wed Jun 08 1988 22:165
    
    
    This week's special honor should go to .3351. A bon mot's bon mot!    
    ( god, I hope that I've possessively punctuated those lines correctly!)
    jc    
396.3359black-eyed peas --> masochistic vegetablesERASER::KALLISDon't confuse `want' and `need.'Wed Jun 08 1988 23:562
    
    re -.1:  merci.
396.3360masochistic vegetables -> whipped potatoesGNUVAX::BOBBITTMy shoes are...on top of the worldThu Jun 09 1988 01:211
   
396.3361whipped potatoes --> couch potatoesBLURB::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanThu Jun 09 1988 01:351
    
396.3362couch potatoes -> commentatorsCURIUS::CIUFFINIIf my Personal Name were a song, it Thu Jun 09 1988 02:021
   
396.3363commentators --> editorsMARKER::KALLISDon't confuse `want' and `need.'Thu Jun 09 1988 02:053
    
    Like EVE?
    
396.3364editors ---> Moral MajorityLAMHRA::WHORLOWI Came,I Saw,I concurredThu Jun 09 1988 05:509
    
    
    for commentators 
    I'd have put      commentators --> idaho spuds
    
    
    'cos idaho spuds are common 'taters :-}
    djw
    
396.3365Moral Majority -> Is NeitherVOLGA::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsThu Jun 09 1988 08:246
    
    
    Jodi...I was going to do whipped potatoes and I had to log off
    thanks for that one..
    
    and Derek...common taters is perfect! that was mine also
396.3366Is Neither -> NietszcheIOSG::VICKERSEntropy isn't what it used to beThu Jun 09 1988 16:383
    
    Is neither -> nothing -> nihilism -> Nietszche
    
396.3367Nietzsche => ZarathustraMARVIN::KNOWLESDanger was this man's specialityThu Jun 09 1988 17:291
    
396.3368Zarathustra --> SteppenwolfBLURB::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanThu Jun 09 1988 18:141
    
396.3369Steppenwolf --> LadyhawkeMARKER::KALLISDon't confuse `want' and `need.'Thu Jun 09 1988 18:445
    
    For those who've seen the film, in _Ladyhawke_, the knight-captain
    under a curse is Etienne Navarre.  Etienne is French for "Stephen."
    At night, this knight turned into a wolf (while by day, his ladylove
    turned into a hawk, hence, the title).
396.3370Ladyhawke --> Guy FawkesME::TRUMPLERI juggle tectonic platesThu Jun 09 1988 22:490
396.3371Guy Fawkes -> pennyERIS::CALLASWaiter, there's a bug in my codeThu Jun 09 1988 23:531
    
396.3372penny --> dreadfulERASER::KALLISDon't confuse `want' and `need.'Fri Jun 10 1988 00:129
    
    For the younger set:
    
    A "penny dreadful" was a sort of embryonic cheap paperback, usually
    sensational for its day (though without being salacious).
    
    Could fave been:
    
                        -<penny --> [for your] thoughts>-
396.3373dreadful --> scottERIS::CALLASWaiter, there's a bug in my codeFri Jun 10 1988 00:151
    
396.3374Scott --> GermanDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanFri Jun 10 1988 02:241
    
396.3375German --> measlesMARKER::KALLISDon't confuse `want' and `need.'Fri Jun 10 1988 03:011
    
396.3376Measles -> Inspector JavertDECSIM::HEILMANHome of Elvis &amp; the ancient GreeksFri Jun 10 1988 03:243
    You know.. the guy from...
    
       Les Measle-rables
396.3377Inspector javert ---> A policeman's Lot is not a happy one!LAMHRA::WHORLOWI Came,I Saw,I concurredFri Jun 10 1988 05:4318
    
    
    
    Trivia time.
    
    Measles is a game invented at, I think, Cambridge Uni, UK. Basically
    the idea is to draw a number of random dots on a page - say upto 20.
    Each player in turn joins two dots with a line and places a dot
    somewhere on the line. The next player takes his turn. Each dot may be
    used more than once, provided there will be no more than 3 lines
    emanating from it. Last player to move is the winner. 
    
    Then give the drawing to your kids to colour in. Keeps em amused
    for hours!                                           
    
    So the inference _could_ have been measles --> Cambridge Uni.
    
    djw
396.3378A policeman's Lot is not a happy one! --> saltTERZA::ZANEall in good time...Fri Jun 10 1988 23:580
396.3379salt --> iceDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanSat Jun 11 1988 00:301
    
396.3380ice --> omorphicERASER::KALLISDon't confuse `want' and `need.'Sat Jun 11 1988 00:473
    
               and let's not talk about "omorphic delphicles," please.
    :-P
396.3381omorphic --> omicronicDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanSat Jun 11 1988 01:086

    I wouldn't dream of talking about any such thing.
    
    I could never pronounce it to talk about it!
    
    --b
396.3382omicronic ---> monochromaticDANUBE::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsSat Jun 11 1988 01:445
    
    
    inre .3380....oh arrgghhh...how bout delphic oracles 

    B
396.3383monochromatic --> cheap terminalERASER::KALLISDon't confuse `want' and `need.'Sat Jun 11 1988 02:029
    re -.1:
    
    >inre .3380....oh arrgghhh...how bout delphic oracles 
    
    Well, some oracles delphicate, as it were...
    
    better delphic oracles than delphic auricles, I suppose
    
    eh?
396.3384Cheap Terminal --> North StationRICKS::SATOWSat Jun 11 1988 02:102
    
    
396.3385North Station --> Santa ClausZFC::DERAMODaniel V. D'Eramo, VAX LISP developerSat Jun 11 1988 03:580
396.3386Santa Claus => Saint NickDELNI::PITARDI think not...*POOF*Sat Jun 11 1988 22:181
       
396.3387Saint Nick --> stigmaHERON::BUCHANANa small Bear travels thro' a ForestSun Jun 12 1988 22:542
Stigmata are miraculously generated marks or cuts (nicks) on the hands or feet
of saints, and have been taken as evidence of holiness.
396.3388stigma --> enigmaDELNI::CANTORDave C.Mon Jun 13 1988 03:080
396.3389enigma--> a figment wrapped in an...DANUBE::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsMon Jun 13 1988 08:339
    
    
    cf..(I think) W Churchill on the Iron Curtain countries..
    
    but I am willing to be corrected...
    
    :-)
    
    Bonnie
396.3390Figment --> souvenirsBLURB::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanMon Jun 13 1988 18:069
    
    
    At the EPCOT Center in Disney World in Florida, the mascot of the
    pavillion for the Imagination is named Figment -- he's a little
    purple dragon-looking creature.  My kids made me buy a whole
    planeload of Figment souvenirs.
    
    --bonnie
    
396.3391souvenirs => mnemonicsMARVIN::KNOWLESDanger was this man's specialityMon Jun 13 1988 18:336
    It was Churchill OK, something like `an enigma wrapped in a {something
    opaque} shrouded in a {something else opaque}'.  One of the opaque
    things was `mystery', but I don't think `figment' came into it.
    
    b 
 
396.3392mnemonic -> chthonicGNUVAX::BOBBITTMy shoes are...on top of the worldMon Jun 13 1988 18:491
    
396.3393mnemonnics --> memory aidsMARKER::KALLISDon't confuse `want' and `need.'Mon Jun 13 1988 18:4919
    
    for "enigma," I'd've:
    
                         -<enigma --> cipher machine>-
    
    for "enquiring minds":
    
    The Enigma was the cipher machine the Nazis used during World War
    II to send messages.  This was cracked by the Allied Forces, whose
    "Ultra" machine enabled them to read these supposedly tip-top-Sectrt
    messages.  The American, William Freidmann, through a prodigious
    mental effort, using only pencil, paper, and hime-made sliderules
    of paper, duplicated the feat for the Japanese Enigma equivalent;
    the Japanese Tiptop Secret messages were dubbed "Purple."
    
    From the Ultra research came Colossus, an electronic-tube device
    with shift registers, that used punched paper tape, and was a
    reasonably direct ancestor of the electronic computer, through which
    we do Notes
396.3394memory aids -> All Soup Turns Cold CURIUS::CIUFFINIIf my Personal Name were a song, it Mon Jun 13 1988 19:102
    .. from a Trig course....
    
396.3395INK::KALLISDon't confuse `want' and `need.'Mon Jun 13 1988 19:436
    cththonic -------------------------------+
                                             |
                                             |
                                             |
    All Soup Turns Cold ---------------------+------>monsterous stew
    
396.3396monsterous stew --> turtle soupTERZA::ZANEall in good time...Mon Jun 13 1988 22:160
396.3397turtle soup --> crunchy frogME::TRUMPLERI juggle tectonic platesMon Jun 13 1988 22:493
    For enigma:
    
    -< enigma --> variations >-
396.3398Crunchy Frog --> Road PizzaWHEEL::SWINIARSKINANcy--*NANSKI*--SwiniarSKIMon Jun 13 1988 22:581
    
396.3399Road Pizza --> Pappa Gino'sERASER::KALLISDon't confuse `want' and `need.'Mon Jun 13 1988 23:053
    
    Yes, I know what "road pizza" usually refers to, but it could also
    refer to pizza-to-go.
396.3400Papa Gino's -> Mama Celeste'sGNUVAX::BOBBITTMy shoes are...on top of the worldTue Jun 14 1988 01:071
    
396.3401Mama Celeste's --> Marie CelesteNEARLY::GOODENOUGHJeff Goodenough, IPG Reading UKTue Jun 14 1988 01:091
    
396.3402Marie Celeste --> Maria TheresaBLURB::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanTue Jun 14 1988 01:291
    
396.3403Maria Theresa --> Frederick the GreatERIS::CALLASWaiter, there's a bug in my codeTue Jun 14 1988 01:421
    
396.3404Frederick the Great --> Frederick's of HollywoodREGENT::EPSTEINBruce EpsteinTue Jun 14 1988 02:519
    
    Re: way back (been out of this conference for 2 weeks and there's
    150 new replies)
    
    didn't anyone else get the urge to do
    
    <Zarathustra --> 2001>
    
    ???
396.3405Frederick's of Hollywood --> for those who need supportTERZA::ZANEall in good time...Tue Jun 14 1988 04:070
396.3406for those who need support --> truss me!NEARLY::GOODENOUGHJeff Goodenough, IPG Reading UKTue Jun 14 1988 14:081
    
396.3407truss me -> unwelcome invitationBISTRO::WATSONLong-term Omelas residentTue Jun 14 1988 17:281
    
396.3408unwelcome invitation --> masque of the red deathMARKER::KALLISDon't confuse `want' and `need.'Tue Jun 14 1988 18:2916
    
    a few alternates:
    
                       -<truss me --> I know what I'm doing>-
    
                             -<Maria Teresa --> geese>-
    
    The connection?  Strassbourg.
    
                       -<Marie Celeste --> Bermuda Triangle>- 
    
    From "mysterious disappearances."
    
                   -<Fredrick the Great --> Alexander the Great>-  
    
    ... I heard it on the "great" vine...
396.3409masque of the red death -> dream of the blue turtlesGNUVAX::BOBBITTMy shoes are...on top of the worldTue Jun 14 1988 18:374
    re: .3406  BA HA HA HA HA.....
    
    
    
396.3410dream on the blue turtles --> Attack of the Killer Ninja TubasSTAR::HUBERThe Revenge of the Muted BassoonTue Jun 14 1988 20:240
396.3411Attack of the Killer Ninja Tubas --> I countME::TRUMPLERI juggle tectonic platesTue Jun 14 1988 22:192
    
    There's a note in UCOUNT::MOVIES devoted to ninja movie titles...
396.3412I count -> but sometimes I estimateCURIUS::CIUFFINIIf my Personal Name were a song, it Tue Jun 14 1988 22:231
    
396.3413but sometimes I estimate => and sometimes I just plain guessERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Tue Jun 14 1988 23:091
    
396.3414sometimes I estimate --> other times I estivateMARKER::KALLISDon't confuse `want' and `need.'Tue Jun 14 1988 23:108
    
    or, for "I count":
    
                      -<I Count --> you Doge>-
    
    "The Doge and I had a drinking session.  He had vino to the point
    he could no longer see.  As far as I know, it's the first time I
    drank a Venetian blind."  -- Giacamo
396.3415....estivate -> In the good ol' summertimeGNUVAX::BOBBITTMy shoes are...on top of the worldTue Jun 14 1988 23:351
    
396.3416DOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanWed Jun 15 1988 01:315
    in the good old summertime   \
                                  \  
                                   +---- I think I'll have a beer
                                  / 
    sometimes I just plain guess /
396.3417I think I'll have a beer -> Roadhouse BluesDECSIM::HEILMANHome of Elvis &amp; the ancient GreeksWed Jun 15 1988 01:461
    Woke up dis morning....
396.3418Roadhouse Blues --> Genetian VioletsINK::KALLISDon't confuse `want' and `need.'Wed Jun 15 1988 02:032
    
    Two teenage gangs, like the Amboy Dukes
396.3419DELNI::PITARDI think not...*POOF*Wed Jun 15 1988 04:151
       
396.3420generic roses --> Rosa rugosaDANUBE::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsWed Jun 15 1988 08:026
    
    
    Rosa rugosa is the genus and species name of the wild sea side
    rose...
    
    Bonnie
396.3421Rosa rugosa --> Rugged RocksLAMHRA::WHORLOWMaybe it is, it is not and indeterminate!Wed Jun 15 1988 13:101
    
396.3422Rugged Rocks --> Rolling StonesNEARLY::GOODENOUGHJeff Goodenough, IPG Reading UKWed Jun 15 1988 13:491
    
396.3423Rolling Stones -> Stirling MossIDLE::PETERSE Unibus PlurumWed Jun 15 1988 14:190
396.3424Stirling Moss --> Golden FleeceMARKER::KALLISDon't confuse `want' and `need.'Wed Jun 15 1988 17:4716
     
    re Rolling Stones:
    
    "A rolling stone gathers no groupies."
    
    On Stirling Moss:
    
    it could also be:
    
                        -<Stirling Moss --> Thelma Moss>-
    
    Thelma Moss is a noted parapsychologist.
    
    Or it could be:  
    
                     -<Stirling Moss --> Stirling Engine>-
396.3425Golden Fleece --> GoldfingerAYOV27::ISMITHA closed mouth gathers no feet.Wed Jun 15 1988 18:038
    
    Goldfinger was the film where they were going to fleece Fort Knox.
    
    About the Churchill quote way back, was he not referring to Russia,
    saying that it was "a riddle shrouded in a mystery wrapped in an
    enigma"? Someone must have a book of quotations to hand..
    
    Ian.
396.3426Goldfinger --> brass monkeyDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanWed Jun 15 1988 18:171
    
396.3427brass monkey -> painted horses CURIUS::CIUFFINIIf my Personal Name were a song, it Wed Jun 15 1988 18:261
    
396.3428painted horses --> caruoselSTAR::HUBERThe Revenge of the Muted BassoonWed Jun 15 1988 18:290
396.3429carousel --> BrigadoonMARKER::KALLISDon't confuse `want' and `need.'Wed Jun 15 1988 18:4817
     for "Goldfinger":
    
                      -<Goldfinger --> Fickle Finger>-
    
    for "Golden Fleece":
    
                      -<Golden Fleece --> Steel Wool>-
    
    for "Painted Horses" 
    
                     -<painted horses --> painted desert>-
    
    or
    
                       -<painted horses --> Old Paint>-
    
    (a common horse name in Western movies.
396.3430Brigadoon --> brigadierDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanWed Jun 15 1988 23:291
    
396.3431brigadier -> generalizationHSSWS1::DUANESend lawyers, guns, &amp; moneyThu Jun 16 1988 00:101
    
396.3432generalization --> corporal punishmentDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanThu Jun 16 1988 01:475
    
    re: .3431
    
    tee hee, that's good...
    
396.3433corporal punishment --> private partsRUTLND::SATOWThu Jun 16 1988 01:541
    
396.3434private parts --> non-public rolesERASER::KALLISDon't confuse `want' and `need.'Thu Jun 16 1988 02:094
    
    re "generalization":
    
                    -<generalization --> privatization>-
396.3435non-public roles --> private RollsZFC::DERAMODaniel V. D'Eramo, VAX LISP developerThu Jun 16 1988 03:220
396.3436private Rolls --> crescentTERZA::ZANEall in good time...Thu Jun 16 1988 03:520
396.3437Crescent --> Cul-de-SacLAMHRA::WHORLOWMaybe it is,is not &amp; indeterminateThu Jun 16 1988 05:261
    
396.3438DELNI::PITARDOH NO! Not another day!!!Thu Jun 16 1988 06:061
       
396.3439Cool-de-Sack---> ice bagDANUBE::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsThu Jun 16 1988 07:163
    
    
    for private parts how about 'naughty bits'?
396.3440ice bag => ice cubeERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Thu Jun 16 1988 12:501
    
396.3441ice cube -=> TitanicGAOV11::MAXPROG6If you can't beat 'em .. join 'emThu Jun 16 1988 14:135
    
    
    That's 1,386 I've missed . But glad to be back .
    
    John J Phipps
396.3442Titanic --> sinker CURIUS::CIUFFINIIf my Personal Name were a song, it Thu Jun 16 1988 18:102
    
    for those fishing buffs...
396.3443 Sinker --> pore DOOZER::SOBOTSteve Sobot, working... Thu Jun 16 1988 18:193
    
    ...as in the place :-)
    
396.3444pore -> decantGNUVAX::BOBBITTMy shoes are...on top of the worldThu Jun 16 1988 18:441
    
396.3445pore --> overERASER::KALLISDon't confuse `want' and `need.'Thu Jun 16 1988 18:447
    
    for "sinker":
    
                         -<sinker --> curve>-
    
    
    ... for baseball fans
396.3446decant + over ----> chemistry experimentDANUBE::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsThu Jun 16 1988 19:091
 
396.3447chemistry experiment --> assassinationRICKS::SATOWThu Jun 16 1988 19:346
This one is personal.  I was doing an experiment in high school chemistry 
lab when the principal announced over the p.a. system that JFK had been 
shot in Dallas.

Clay

396.3448assassination --> donkey, donkey me landSTAR::HUBERThe Revenge of the Muted BassoonThu Jun 16 1988 20:010
396.3449donkey, donkey me land --> yer welcome, ladMARKER::KALLISDon't confuse `want' and `need.'Thu Jun 16 1988 20:206
    
    re "chemistry experiment --> assassination":
    
           -<chemistry_experiment --> assassination ==> Lucrezia Borgia>-
    
       [gulp!]
396.3450yer welcome, lad --> thank you, ma'amDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanThu Jun 16 1988 21:481
    
396.3451thank you, ma'am -=> wham bamGAOV11::MAXPROG6If you can't beat 'em .. join 'emThu Jun 16 1988 22:435
    Just a quickie
    
    John J
    
396.3452wham bam --> hamboME::TRUMPLERI juggle tectonic platesThu Jun 16 1988 23:173
    
    While it has nothing else to do with "wham bam", the Hambo
    is a Swedish couples dance.
396.3453hambo --> Stallone actingNEARLY::GOODENOUGHJeff Goodenough, IPG Reading UKThu Jun 16 1988 23:431
    
396.3454Stallone acting -> audience participationHERON::BUCHANANa small Bear travels thru a ForestFri Jun 17 1988 00:151
(Stall 1)
396.3455audience participation --> experientialTERZA::ZANEThe time is Now.Fri Jun 17 1988 00:400
396.3456experiental --> sociotalkMARKER::KALLISDon't confuse `want' and `need.'Fri Jun 17 1988 00:434
    
    re "Stallone acting":
    
                      -<Stallone acting --> oxymoron>-
396.3457sociotalk---> sociopathVOLGA::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsFri Jun 17 1988 01:151
    
396.3458sociopath -> lines of communicationGNUVAX::BOBBITTroll with the changesFri Jun 17 1988 01:181
    
396.3459lines of communication --> TALK is CHEAP!WHEEL::SWINIARSKINANcy--*NANSKI*--SwiniarSKIFri Jun 17 1988 01:561
    
396.3460TALK is CHEAP! --> Budgie --> Adam FaithAYOV18::ISMITHA closed mouth gathers no feet.Fri Jun 17 1988 02:251
    
396.3461Adam Faith --> Buy~beeLAMHRA::WHORLOWMaybe it is,is not &amp; indeterminateFri Jun 17 1988 09:471
    
396.3462Buy~bee => Livin' dollMARVIN::KNOWLESDanger was this man's specialityFri Jun 17 1988 14:1215
Different singer, but about the same era.
    
Re `enigma'

I looked up the exact words last night. I was wrong about `enigma' not
being there (and the word `surrounded' wasn't there either - sorry):

	It is a riddle wrapped in a mystery in an enigma.

Churchill was saying why he thought it was impossibile to predict
the Soviet Union's foreign policy at the beginning of the Second
World War.

    
b    
396.3463Livin' Doll -> PinocchioHSSWS1::DUANESend lawyers, guns, &amp; moneyFri Jun 17 1988 17:421
    
396.3464Livin' doll--> beautiful womanSPMFG1::SCHARMANNComputer Freak --- BewareFri Jun 17 1988 17:461
    
396.3465Pinocchio --> saw noseNEARLY::GOODENOUGHJeff Goodenough, IPG Reading UKFri Jun 17 1988 17:511
    
396.3466saw nose --> saw toothSTAR::HUBERThe Revenge of the Muted BassoonFri Jun 17 1988 19:290
396.3467 => weaselMARVIN::KNOWLESDanger was this man's specialityFri Jun 17 1988 19:419
    saw tooth ------------+
    			   \
    			    |
    beautiful woman --------+
    			     \
    			      \
    				+-------------> weasel
    
    (Italian for `weasel' is `belladonna', isn't it?)
396.3468weasel --> while you workMARKER::KALLISDon't confuse `want' and `need.'Fri Jun 17 1988 20:501
    
396.3469while you work -=> sleepGAOV11::MAXPROG6If you can't beat 'em .. join 'emFri Jun 17 1988 21:402
    John J
    
396.3470sleep---> knits up the ravelled sleeve of careVOLGA::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsFri Jun 17 1988 22:001
    
396.3471kutrsoc -> zzz, pearl 1, zzz, pearl 2, zzzCURIUS::CIUFFINIIf my Personal Name were a song, it Sat Jun 18 1988 00:311
    
396.3472zzz, pearl 1, zzz pearl 2, zzz -> DivingBISTRO::WOODMad Dogs and....Sat Jun 18 1988 01:210
396.3473diving --> 'oogah, oogah, down, down'REGENT::EPSTEINBruce EpsteinSat Jun 18 1988 01:423
    
    The sounds made in old war movies when submarines were portrayed
    as diving.
396.3474Oogah, oogah, down, down --> third and twentyNEARLY::GOODENOUGHJeff Goodenough, IPG Reading UKSat Jun 18 1988 02:503
    Dunno about *your* old war movies, but ours used to say things like
    "Up periscope, dive, dive, dive, I wonder what Cynthia is doing
    now ... "
396.3475third and twenty --> passing situationBLAKE::DERAMODaniel V. D'Eramo, VAX LISP developerSat Jun 18 1988 04:470
396.3476passing situation -> diaper's full!CURIUS::CIUFFINIIf my Personal Name were a song, it Sat Jun 18 1988 21:061
    
396.3477diaper's full! --> Tobin'sBLAKE::DERAMODaniel V. D'Eramo, VAX LISP developerSun Jun 19 1988 01:324
     
     Well, okay, it was the second thing that came to mind.
     
     Dan
396.3478Tobin's --> have mercy on usMARKER::KALLISDon't confuse `want' and `need.'Mon Jun 20 1988 20:5418
    
    re "diaper's full":
    
                     -<diapers full --> a flush beats it>-
    
                      
    Re "passing situation":
    
                  -<passing situation --> football scholarship>-
    
    Re "diving":
    
                        -<diving --> no drinking while ...>-
    
     (the passing of a _great_ spectator sport)
    
    A monir nit.  When a submarine's going to dive, if anything, it
    would be "down periscope."
396.3479have mercy on us --> statesME::TRUMPLERI juggle tectonic platesMon Jun 20 1988 23:175
    
    have mercy on us --> [Jack] Lord --> [Hawaii] 50 --> states
    
    Re .3478:
    What's a "monir nit"? :-)
396.3480States -> AlteredGNUVAX::BOBBITTroll with the changesTue Jun 21 1988 00:321
    
396.3481altered -> what happens to singles taking vows CURIUS::CIUFFINIIf my Personal Name were a song, it Tue Jun 21 1988 01:391
    
396.3482...singles taking vows --> home from secondREGENT::EPSTEINBruce EpsteinTue Jun 21 1988 02:502
    
    Baseball, of course
396.3483home from second --> bigamistRICKS::SATOWTue Jun 21 1988 03:001
    singles taking MULTIPLE vows.
396.3484TERZA::ZANEThe time is Now.Tue Jun 21 1988 04:264
             < bigamist --> bigamy --> that's mighty big of you! >
   
   
396.3485That's mighty big of you --> Photo enlargementLAMHRA::WHORLOWAbseiling is a real let-down!Tue Jun 21 1988 06:174
    
    

    for bigamist, I might have offered SMOG, however....    
396.3486Photo enlargement -=> boastingGAOV11::MAXPROG6If you can't beat 'em .. join 'emTue Jun 21 1988 18:244
    
    John J
    
396.3487boasting => zincMARVIN::KNOWLESDanger was this man's specialityTue Jun 21 1988 20:221
    Some kind of squash stroke.
396.3488zinc --> kitchenME::TRUMPLERI juggle tectonic platesTue Jun 21 1988 23:292
    
    You know, where you do the dishes...
396.3489kitchen --> heatZFC::DERAMODaniel V. D'Eramo, VAX LISP developerWed Jun 22 1988 03:410
396.3490heat --> bodyTERZA::ZANEThe time is Now.Wed Jun 22 1988 04:560
396.3491body --> odorDELNI::CANTORDave C.Wed Jun 22 1988 08:370
396.3492odor --> eatersSALEM::AMARTINDIG IT ALWed Jun 22 1988 09:121
    
396.3493eaters --> Yeomen of the GuardLAMHRA::WHORLOWAbseiling is a real let-down!Wed Jun 22 1988 13:061
    
396.3494Yeomen of the Guard -> comic operaBISTRO::WATSONcan we have summer now?Wed Jun 22 1988 17:251
    
396.3495comic opera --> Der Fledermann und RobinNEARLY::GOODENOUGHJeff Goodenough, IPG Reading UKWed Jun 22 1988 17:341
    
396.3496Der Fledermann und Robin -> BatmanBISTRO::WOODMad Dogs and....Wed Jun 22 1988 17:532

I never claimed to be cultured :-)
396.3497Batman --> Green ArrowDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanWed Jun 22 1988 18:534
    
    
    Going for the quality stuff here!
    
396.3498Green Arrow -=> Public transportGAOV11::MAXPROG6If you can't beat 'em .. join 'emWed Jun 22 1988 22:005
     
    Around my way
    
    John J
    
396.3499public transport --> convoyTERZA::ZANEThe time is Now.Wed Jun 22 1988 22:550
396.3500convoy --> 10-4STAR::HUBERThe Revenge of the Muted BassoonWed Jun 22 1988 23:070
396.350110-4 = 6DOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanWed Jun 22 1988 23:191
    
396.35026 --> prisonerME::TRUMPLERI juggle tectonic platesWed Jun 22 1988 23:421
    Be seeing you...
396.3503prisoner -> BCNUGNUVAX::BOBBITTroll with the changesThu Jun 23 1988 00:461
    
396.3504BCNU -> TTFNHSSWS1::DUANESend lawyers, guns, &amp; moneyThu Jun 23 1988 01:202
    
    As in Ta-Ta For Now -- Tigger in Winnie the Pooh
396.3505TTFN --> TANSTAAFLDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanThu Jun 23 1988 01:501
    
396.3506TANSTAAFL --> ... except in old-time barsINK::KALLISDon't confuse `want' and `need.'Thu Jun 23 1988 02:3310
    
    For "Die Fleidermaus and Robin":
    
              -<Die Fliedermaus and Robin --> Come Fly With Me>-
    
    For "Batman":
    
                     -<Batman --> bat boy>-
    
    ... as in American League
396.3507...old time bars --> rag timeREGENT::EPSTEINBruce EpsteinThu Jun 23 1988 03:218
    
    Two ways!
    
    Also, for <heat ->
    
    <heat --> Miami>
    
    New NBA team.
396.3508rag time -->Saturday morning car washLAMHRA::WHORLOWAbseiling is a real let-down!Thu Jun 23 1988 05:1214
    
    
    
    
    G'day,
    
    Some ways back there was a sequence that went
    
    Hambo --> Stallone acting --> oxymoron.
    I was telling my son of this when he commented that that was double
    edged. Clearly he had seen something that I hadn't :-( .
    His explanation
    Hambo --> Stallone acting --> oxymoron --> beefy twit!
    
396.3509Saterday morning car wash => Saterday evening rain fallERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Thu Jun 23 1988 08:531
    
396.3510Saturday evening rain fall -=> in-door bar-b-queGAOV11::MAXPROG6If you can't beat 'em .. join 'emThu Jun 23 1988 14:203
    
    John J
    
396.3511indoor barbeque --> void insuranceNEARLY::GOODENOUGHJeff Goodenough, IPG Reading UKThu Jun 23 1988 17:381
   
396.3512void insurance => space protectionERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Thu Jun 23 1988 17:431
    
396.3513space protection --> polycyclic force fieldMARKER::KALLISDon't confuse `want' and `need.'Thu Jun 23 1988 18:141
    
396.3514polycyclic force field -> police brutalityGNUVAX::BOBBITTroll with the changesThu Jun 23 1988 18:271
    
396.3515police brutality --> dirty harryVOLGA::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsThu Jun 23 1988 19:111
    
396.3516dirty harry -- B. O. PlentyMARKER::KALLISDon't confuse `want' and `need.'Thu Jun 23 1988 19:5913
    
    or:
                      -<dirty harry --> Make my day>-
    
    or:
    
                       -<dirty harry --> Ivory Soap>-
    
    or:
    
                      -<dirty harry -->Bronco Billy>-
    
    ... another Clint Eastwood flick
396.3517B. O. Plenty --> Good 'n PlentySTAR::HUBERThe Revenge of the Muted BassoonThu Jun 23 1988 20:010
396.3518Good 'n Plenty -> Saturday MatineesCURIUS::CIUFFINIIf my Personal Name were a song, it Thu Jun 23 1988 20:442
    for those of you old enough to remember...
    
396.3519Saturday Matinees ---> nonparielsVOLGA::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsThu Jun 23 1988 21:031
    
396.3520nonpariels -> skew linesGNUVAX::BOBBITTroll with the changesThu Jun 23 1988 21:211
    nonpariel also means unequal, unparalleled
396.3521skew lines --> lift linesTERZA::ZANEThe time is Now.Thu Jun 23 1988 21:450
396.3522lift lines --> put down squaresDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanThu Jun 23 1988 21:591
    
396.3523put down squares --> tile the floorNEARLY::GOODENOUGHJeff Goodenough, IPG Reading UKThu Jun 23 1988 22:241
    
396.3524tile the floor --> ROLL-UP the rug!WAGON::SWINIARSKINANcy--*NANSKI*--SwiniarSKIFri Jun 24 1988 02:181
    
396.3525ROLL-UP the rug --> snug as a bugCSOA1::ROTHHey Moe... what's a VAX?Fri Jun 24 1988 02:590
396.3526snug as a bug --> Untested softwareLAMHRA::WHORLOWAbseiling is a real let-down!Fri Jun 24 1988 05:561
    
396.3527untested software --> allin1 :-)SALEM::AMARTINDIG IT ALFri Jun 24 1988 12:371
    
396.3528ALL-IN-ONE-->Moter OilSPUD::SCHARMANNComputer Freek - BewareFri Jun 24 1988 17:231
    
396.3529Moter Oil --> slick beam in my eyeDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanFri Jun 24 1988 18:031
    
396.3530slick beam in my eye -> black-eyed beamHERON::BUCHANANa small Bear travels thru a ForestFri Jun 24 1988 18:060
396.3531black-eyed beam --> black-eyed SusanMARKER::KALLISDon't confuse `want' and `need.'Fri Jun 24 1988 19:1412
    
    
    Re "Moter oil":
    
                         -<Moter oil --> Noter oil>-
    
    re "roll up the rug":
    
                     -<roll up the rug --> cut the rug>-
    
    "cutting the rug" was an archaic term for dancing in a mlively manner,
    especially jitterbugging.
396.3532black-eyed-Susan-->watch your swingSPUD::SCHARMANNComputer Freek - BewareFri Jun 24 1988 20:381
    
396.3533watch your swing -> playground policeCURIUS::CIUFFINIIf my Personal Name were a song, it Fri Jun 24 1988 21:3811
         Mr. Kallis,     

         Exactly what is Noter Oil? Where can I buy some? 
         Is it carbon based? Or new hi-tech teflony material?
         Is there NEW_Noter.oil and OLD_Noter.oil? Worker_Noter.oil 
         and Manager_Noter.oil? Smoking_Noter.oil and Non-Smoking_Noter.oil?
 
         ( There are some noters that desperately need a 'squirt'! )
         ( Ahem,... but not in this notes file.)
         jc
396.3534playground police --> cops and robbersZFC::DERAMODaniel V. D'Eramo, VAX LISP developerFri Jun 24 1988 22:120
396.3535cops and robbers --> cowboys and indiansTERZA::ZANEThe time is Now.Fri Jun 24 1988 22:3310

   Re: -.1
   
   It took me a while to understand, but now I see that Dan is developing
   a lisp!
   
   						Thee ya later,
   
   								Terza
   
396.3536cowboys and indians --> wild westDANUBE::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsFri Jun 24 1988 22:421
    
396.3537wild west => Civilized EastDELNI::PITARDOH NO! Not another day!!!Fri Jun 24 1988 23:111
       
396.3538Civilized East ==> urban mythERASER::KALLISDon't confuse `want' and `need.'Sat Jun 25 1988 00:169
    
    >     Exactly what is Noter Oil? Where can I buy some? 
    >     Is it carbon based? Or new hi-tech teflony material?
    >     Is there NEW_Noter.oil and OLD_Noter.oil? Worker_Noter.oil 
    >     and Manager_Noter.oil? Smoking_Noter.oil and Non-Smoking_Noter.oil?
     
    Well, in the days of the ASR-33, it was Teletype Oil. Now, since
    we don't want to spill lubricant on our keyboards, if anyone asks
    you if you want some, you say Noter Oil (no ter oil).
396.3539urban myth --> blue starsTERZA::ZANEfoxglove employeeSat Jun 25 1988 04:150
396.3540blue stars -> 100% !!!CURIUS::CIUFFINIIf my Personal Name were a song, it Sat Jun 25 1988 06:131
    
396.3541100% !!! -> allZFC::DERAMODaniel V. D'Eramo, VAX LISP developerSat Jun 25 1988 09:080
396.3542all --> or noneSALEM::AMARTINMY AHH DEEDAHS!Sat Jun 25 1988 10:321
    
396.3543or none --> or monkSTAR::HUBERThe Revenge of the Muted BassoonSat Jun 25 1988 16:370
396.3544or monk --> or wellDELNI::CANTORDave C.Sat Jun 25 1988 19:340
396.3545DELNI::PITARDOH NO! Not another day!!!Sat Jun 25 1988 21:061
       
396.3546George -> case-insensitiveHERON::BUCHANANa small Bear travels thru a ForestSat Jun 25 1988 22:308

"Ge" or "ge"

I would have bet a million pounds that someone would go from "or well" to
"George".   To prevent this obviousism, I should have pre-empted with:

"or well" -> "sit well"
(Ref Osbert Sitwell, *right*-wing activist, contemporaneous with Orwell)
396.3547case-insensitive -> already had too much to drink CURIUS::CIUFFINIIf my Personal Name were a song, it Sun Jun 26 1988 03:341
    
396.3548already had too much to drink--> hickUP!SALEM::AMARTINMY AHH DEEDAHS!Sun Jun 26 1988 09:031
    
396.3549hickUP! => putdownERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Sun Jun 26 1988 19:021
    
396.3550putdown --> push offDELNI::CANTORDave C.Sun Jun 26 1988 20:260
396.3551HERON::BUCHANANa small Bear travels thru a ForestMon Jun 27 1988 00:5242
-< push off -> a
		a
		 a
		  a
		   a
		    a
		     a
		      a
		       a
			a
			 a
			  a
			   a
			    a
			     a
			      a
			       a
				r
				 r
				  r
				   r
				    r
				     r
				      r
				       r
					r
					 r
					  r
					   r
					    r
					     r
					      r
					       r
						r
					  	 r
						  r
						   g
						    g
						     h
						      h
						       Bonk! >-

396.355217a14r2g2hb/k --> algebraic expressionLAMHRA::WHORLOWAbseiling is a real let-down!Mon Jun 27 1988 05:061
    
396.3553algebraic expression --> functionBOOKIE::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanMon Jun 27 1988 09:491
    
396.3554function --> Black tieLAMHRA::WHORLOWAbseiling is a real let-down!Mon Jun 27 1988 13:251
    
396.3555Black Tie -> DeathBISTRO::WOODMad Dogs and....Mon Jun 27 1988 17:052
    

396.3556Death => ThantosDELNI::PITARDOH NO! Not another day!!!Mon Jun 27 1988 17:221
       
396.3558Thanatos -> Pass me my shirt please, CLytemnestra loveHERON::BUCHANANa small Bear travels thru a ForestMon Jun 27 1988 17:3313
I always thought it was "Thanatos" not "Thantos", but maybe there's several
spellings.

I'd have put:

			Death -> Archbishop

from "D. Comes to the A.", an imaginary cocktail in Anthony Powell's "Dance to
the Music of Time" 12-volume novel.

Andrew

396.3559Pass me my shirt -> I don't give a shirtCOOKIE::DEVINEBob DevineTue Jun 28 1988 01:271
    
396.3560I don't give a shirt --> I gave at the officeMARKER::KALLISDon't confuse `want' and `need.'Tue Jun 28 1988 01:421
    
396.3561I gave at the office -> the check's in the mail CURIUS::CIUFFINIIf my Personal Name were a song, it Tue Jun 28 1988 02:097
    
    The list is entitled "Modern Excuses"
    and  contains such notables as 
    1)  I gave at the office...
    2)  The computer is down...
    3)  But that's our policy...
    4)  See Above 
396.3562the check's in the mail -> crock o' bullGNUVAX::BOBBITTsculpted from impassioned clayTue Jun 28 1988 02:321
    
396.3563crock o' bull -> crock o' goldFSTVAX::GALLOTom Gallo - Field Service TrainingTue Jun 28 1988 04:401
    
396.3564crock o' gold -> crocodileCOOKIE::DEVINEBob DevineTue Jun 28 1988 04:551
    
396.3565crocodile --> AberdeenLAMHRA::WHORLOWAbseiling is a real let-down!Tue Jun 28 1988 05:183
    
    
    Just had too :-)
396.3566Aberdeen --> Fit like?AYOV27::ISMITHA closed mouth gathers no feet.Tue Jun 28 1988 13:331
    
396.3567Fit like? => size 9 1/2ERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Tue Jun 28 1988 17:341
    
396.3568size 9.5 --> panting [i.e. 9.5 sighs]MARKER::KALLISDon't confuse `want' and `need.'Tue Jun 28 1988 18:3919
    
    re "crock o' bull":
    
                    -<crock o' bull --> cock o' the walk>-
    
    or
    
                        -<crock o' bull --> cow chips>-
    
    re "crocodile":
    
                         -<crocodile --> Captain Hook>-
    
    or
    
                             -<crocodile --> gavial>-
    
    ... a gavial is a crocodilian of southeast Asia.  Gavials have
    extremely narrow snouts.
396.3569panting -=> boxingGAOV11::MAXPROG6If you can't beat 'em .. join 'emTue Jun 28 1988 18:412
    John J
    
396.3570boxing -> send 'em packingGNUVAX::BOBBITTsculpted from impassioned clayTue Jun 28 1988 18:442
    for Aberdeen I'd have done  Aberdeen -> Gabardine
    
396.3571send 'em packing --> home for the holidaysSTAR::HUBERThe Revenge of the Muted BassoonTue Jun 28 1988 20:040
396.3572 home for the holidays --> Breakfast in bed DOOZER::SOBOTSteve Sobot, working... Tue Jun 28 1988 20:538
    
    
    Going back a bit...
    
    			
    ...I'd like to nominate .3559 as "association of the month"
    							- nice one, Bob !
                                            
396.3573Breakfast in Bed --> Pig in a BlanketTERZA::ZANEfoxglove employeeTue Jun 28 1988 22:520
396.3574pig in a blanket --> pig in a pokeMARKER::KALLISDon't confuse `want' and `need.'Tue Jun 28 1988 22:572
    
    Re .3573:  Nice one!
396.3575Pig in a Blanket => S**t on a ShingleERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Tue Jun 28 1988 22:581
    
396.3576S**t on a Shingle -> KP DutyGNUVAX::BOBBITTsculpted from impassioned clayWed Jun 29 1988 00:003
    
    and you thought I was going to say Tobin's  :-)
    
396.3577KP Duty --> potato peelingCSOA1::ROTHHey Moe... what's a VAX?Wed Jun 29 1988 01:230
396.3578potato peeling -> skin flickCURIUS::CIUFFINIIf my Personal Name were a song, it Wed Jun 29 1988 01:532
       ...flick as in "throw", "throw off"
396.3579MARKER::KALLISDon't confuse `want' and `need.'Wed Jun 29 1988 02:285
    Pig in a poke -------+
                         |
                         |
    Skin flick ----------+---------->ugly porno star
    
396.3580Convoluted AssociationsLAMHRA::WHORLOWAbseiling is a real let-down!Wed Jun 29 1988 05:4813
    
    
        
    Pig in a poke -------+-----------------------+-------Miss Piggy-
                         |                       |                  \
                         |                       |                   ---Kermit
    Skin flick ----------+---------->ugly porno star                   |
                                      |     |                          |
                                      |     |____________Blue --- green/
                                      |                            |
                                      |                            |
                                      |__________________Animal---/
396.3581Convoluted Associations -> Twisted Sisters ?COOKIE::DEVINEBob DevineWed Jun 29 1988 07:182
    My!  If you think I'll reply to that graph deriving
    an association to Kermit ... you're right!
396.3582Twisted Sisters --> Straight Brothers :-)SALEM::AMARTINMASTER Blaster, telling it like it isWed Jun 29 1988 13:211
    
396.3583MARKER::KALLISDon't confuse `want' and `need.'Wed Jun 29 1988 18:054
    Straight Brothers --->upright son --+------>Teddy Rooseveldt
                                        |
                                        |
    Kermit -----------------------------+
396.3584 Teddy Rooseveldt => Big stickMARVIN::KNOWLESAnother day, another document.Wed Jun 29 1988 18:171
    
396.3585Big stick -> Quilting CircleCURIUS::CIUFFINIIf my Personal Name were a song, it Wed Jun 29 1988 18:441
    
396.3586Quilting Circle --> Tilting SquareSTAR::HUBERThe Revenge of the Muted BassoonWed Jun 29 1988 19:220
396.3587titling square--->king arthurVOLGA::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsWed Jun 29 1988 20:031
    titling square---> titling grounds---> knights---->king arthur
396.3588tilting sq. -> titling sq. -> king a --> dyslexiaNEARLY::GOODENOUGHJeff Goodenough, IPG Reading UKWed Jun 29 1988 20:501
    >smirk!<
396.3589dyslexia -> aixelsyd CURIUS::CIUFFINIIf my Personal Name were a song, it Wed Jun 29 1988 21:251
    
396.3590aixelsyd --> Aix-en-ProvenceERASER::KALLISDon't confuse `want' and `need.'Wed Jun 29 1988 21:271
    
396.3591Aix-en_Provence --> RolaidsTERZA::ZANEfoxglove employeeWed Jun 29 1988 21:483
   aches-in-Provence --> how do you spell relief?
   
396.3592Rolaids --> wheelsNEARLY::GOODENOUGHJeff Goodenough, IPG Reading UKWed Jun 29 1988 22:021
    
396.3593wheels --> squeakyZFC::DERAMOTo err is human; to moo, bovine.Wed Jun 29 1988 22:260
396.3594sqeaky --> cleanAYOV29::ISMITHA closed mouth gathers no feet.Wed Jun 29 1988 23:011
    
396.3595clean -> lanceGNUVAX::BOBBITTsculpted from impassioned clayWed Jun 29 1988 23:141
    
396.3596lance --> a lotMARKER::KALLISDon't confuse `want' and `need.'Wed Jun 29 1988 23:175
    
    Re "Rolaids":
    
                     -<Rolaids --> death on wheels>-
    
396.3597a lot -=> set asideGAOV11::MAXPROG6If you can't beat 'em .. join 'emWed Jun 29 1988 23:443
    
    John J
    
396.3598set aside --> loseZFC::DERAMOTo err is human; to moo, bovine.Thu Jun 30 1988 03:230
396.3599lose --> der HundLAMHRA::WHORLOWAbseiling is a real let-down!Thu Jun 30 1988 05:3914
    
    
    from the German repartee
    
    Was ist lose?
    der hund is lose
    
    What's up ?
    the dog is loose. =pun on lose 'cos the answer ougt to be Nicht
    ist lose - nothings the matter. 
    
    or so I'm told!
    
    
396.3600der hund --> Hundred :-)SALEM::AMARTINMASTER Blaster, telling it like it isThu Jun 30 1988 10:471
    
396.3601red setterBISTRO::WATSONcan we have summer now?Thu Jun 30 1988 14:104
der hund 	--+
		  +-------> red setter
hundred     	--+

396.3602red setter --> late summer evening sunNEARLY::GOODENOUGHJeff Goodenough, IPG Reading UKThu Jun 30 1988 15:511
    
396.3603late summer evening sun --> Richard IIIAYOV27::ISMITHA closed mouth gathers no feet.Thu Jun 30 1988 16:510
396.3604Richard III --> Henry VERASER::KALLISDon't confuse `want' and `need.'Thu Jun 30 1988 19:095
    
    Re "red setter":
    
                    -<red setter --> Rhode Island Red>-
    
396.3605Henry V --> Herman's HermitsCURIUS::CIUFFINIIf my Personal Name were a song, it Thu Jun 30 1988 19:162
    
    Henry V --> Henry VIII --> I'm 'enery the eighth I am....
396.3606Herman's Hermits ---> cookiesTWEED::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsThu Jun 30 1988 19:181
    
396.3607cookies-->Elffudge GrasshoppersSPUD::SCHARMANNComputer Freek - BewareThu Jun 30 1988 20:011
    
396.3608elffudge grasshoppers>welsh rabbit (rarebit)GNUVAX::BOBBITTsculpted from impassioned clayFri Jul 01 1988 00:374
    both odd delicacies because they don't contain elves, rabbits, or
    (i hope) grasshoppers
    
    
396.3609Wesl rabbit (rarebit) --> fiendINK::KALLISDon't confuse `want' and `need.'Fri Jul 01 1988 01:045
    
    An absolutely terriffic (if grotesque) comic-strip series was _Dreams
    of a Rarebit Fiend_ by the cartoonist, Windsor McKay.  Even in the
    1980s, these turn-of-the-Century strips will be quite a strange
    trip.
396.3610fiend --> are less friendlySTAR::HUBERThe Revenge of the Muted BassoonFri Jul 01 1988 01:300
396.3611are less friendly -=> fiendlyGAOV11::MAXPROG6If you can't beat 'em .. join 'emFri Jul 01 1988 01:443
    
    John J
    
396.3612Fiendly ==> Fond(ling)lyRUTLND::SATOWFri Jul 01 1988 02:031
    Plagiarizing Jody in 484.14
396.3613Fond(ling)ly --> Lost Ling LiINK::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonFri Jul 01 1988 02:092
    
    Maybe it's the full moon ...
396.3614Lost Ling Li --> Lung wun HoLAMHRA::WHORLOWAbseiling is a real let-down!Fri Jul 01 1988 05:301
    
396.3615lung won Ho --> Hang um HighSALEM::AMARTINMY AHH..DEEDAHZZFri Jul 01 1988 11:371
    
396.3616Hang um high -=> School for MurderersGAOV11::MAXPROG6By popular demand , today is offFri Jul 01 1988 14:262
    John J
    
396.3617School for Murderers => I'd murder a Pint GAO::DKEATINGReminiscing about tomorrowFri Jul 01 1988 15:471
    
396.3618I'd murder a Pint -> transfusionGNUVAX::BOBBITTsculpted from impassioned clayFri Jul 01 1988 18:463
    anyone remember the song "Transfusion" by Spike Mulligan (I think
    that's who sang it...) - slip the crimson to me, Jim, son
    
396.3619transfusion --> transformationMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonFri Jul 01 1988 18:568
    
    ... I was toying with:
    
                         -<transfusion --> transfission>-
    
    or...
    
                      -<transfusion --> transsubstantiation>-
396.3620transformation --> metamorphosisSTAR::HUBERThe Revenge of the Muted BassoonFri Jul 01 1988 21:080
396.3621metamorphosis--> butterflyTWEED::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsFri Jul 01 1988 21:451
    
396.3622butterfly => light breakfast?ERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Fri Jul 01 1988 22:111
    
396.3623light breakfast ==> Candlelight DinnerRICKS::SATOWFri Jul 01 1988 22:351
    
396.3624Candlelight Dinner-->No ElectricitySPUD::SCHARMANNComputer Freek - BewareFri Jul 01 1988 23:081
    
396.3625No electricity --> dull dateERASER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonFri Jul 01 1988 23:138
    
    Re "metamorphosis":
    
                         -<Metamorphosis --> cockroach>-
    
    Re "light breakfast":
    
                      -<light breakfast --> photosynthesis>-
396.3626dull date -> unwashed phenomenonCURIUS::CIUFFINIIf my Personal Name were a song, it Fri Jul 01 1988 23:262
        stealing a Joan Baez phrase...
396.3627unwashed phenomenon -> simple twist of fateERIS::CALLASWaiter, there's a bug in my codeSat Jul 02 1988 01:281
    
396.3628simple twist of fate --> fickle finger of fateMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonSat Jul 02 1988 01:3515
    
    or ...
    
                -<simple twist of fate -> let's do the twist>-
    
    or ...
    
                  -<simple twist of fate --> twisted plot>-
    
    or ...
    
                 -< simple twist of fate --> twisted ankles>-
    
    where "fate" = "what you put yer shoes over."             
    
396.3629fickle finger of fate --> "UNI" Finger SaluteWHEEL::SWINIARSKINANcy--*NANSKI*--SwiniarSKISat Jul 02 1988 01:391
    
396.3630UNI Finger Salute -> One upsmanship CURIUS::CIUFFINIIf my Personal Name were a song, it Sat Jul 02 1988 02:271
    
396.3631One upsmanship -->Seven-Upsmanship [soda a pun]MARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonSat Jul 02 1988 02:539
    
    re "UNI finger salute":
    
                     -<UNI Finger Salute --> firework>- 
    
    This in the spirit of 4 July: there is a moderately powerful
                                  firecracker called a "salute."
                                  I fondly remember them from my
                                  youth.
396.3632Seven_Upsmanship --> battling bottlesCSOA1::ROTHHey Moe... what's a VAX?Sat Jul 02 1988 03:120
396.3633battling bottles -> Holy Bottles, Batman!COOKIE::DEVINEBob DevineSat Jul 02 1988 05:051
    
396.3634Holly Bottles, Batman! --> Yes, Boy Wonder?SALEM::AMARTINMY AHH..DEEDAHZZSat Jul 02 1988 10:181
    
396.3635Yes, Boy Wonder? --> External underwearAYOV27::ISMITHA closed mouth gathers no feet.Mon Jul 04 1988 14:451
    
396.3636External underwear -=> Hot-PantsGAOV11::MAXPROG6By popular demand , today is offMon Jul 04 1988 15:123
    
    John J
    
396.3637Hot pants -> dragonHERON::BUCHANANa small Bear travels thru a ForestMon Jul 04 1988 15:370
396.3638dragon --> transvestiteNEARLY::GOODENOUGHJeff Goodenough, IPG Reading UKMon Jul 04 1988 20:561
    
396.3639transvestite -=> swapshopGAOV11::MAXPROG6By popular demand , today is offMon Jul 04 1988 21:132
    John J
    
396.3640swapshop --> chess champCURIUS::CIUFFINIIf my Personal Name were a song, it Mon Jul 04 1988 22:321
    swapshop --> pawn broker --> 
396.3641chess champ --> Austin ChampLAMHRA::WHORLOWAbseiling is a real let-down!Tue Jul 05 1988 05:005
    
    
    
    UK answer to the jeep
    
396.3642Austin Champ --> Crockett heroMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonTue Jul 05 1988 17:443
    
    Stephen Fuller Austin was a political leader in Texas when in declared
    its independence from Mexico.
396.3643 Crockett hero --> ,East of Java DOOZER::SOBOTSteve Sobot, working... Tue Jul 05 1988 18:0718
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    	....as in the volcano.
    
    	[this reply is a form-feed-free zone !]
396.3644East of Java => KrakatoaMARVIN::KNOWLESthe teddy-bears have their nit-pickTue Jul 05 1988 18:333
    ... and I'm saying nothing about blue moons
    
    b
396.3645East of Java -> Eats of Jabba (the Hutt)LEZAH::BOBBITTsculpted from impassioned clayTue Jul 05 1988 18:383
    I remember in the third Star Wars movie, he slurped small, bottled
    animals through a straw...
    
396.3646Eats of Jabba (the Hutt) => Pizza the HutTHEGIZ::PITARDOH NO! Not another day!!!Tue Jul 05 1988 18:573
       
As in Spaceballs
       
396.3647--> Thoughts for food CURIUS::CIUFFINIIf my Personal Name were a song, it Tue Jul 05 1988 19:008
    
    Crockett Hero
    +
    Eats of Jabba (the Hutt)
    +
    Form Feeds      
    =  
    ==>> 
396.3648Thoughts for food --> steakMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonTue Jul 05 1988 20:327
    
    For "Pizza the Hut":
    
                   -<Pizza the Hut --> Burger the King>-
    or
    
                    -<Pizza the Hut --> Pisa the Tower>-
396.3649steak ---> and eggsVOLGA::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsTue Jul 05 1988 20:382
    
    is anyone going to pick up on krakatoa in .3644?
396.3650(loose ends)NEARLY::GOODENOUGHJeff Goodenough, IPG Reading UKTue Jul 05 1988 20:428
    Steak --------------+
                        |
    Krakatoa -----------+---> Slow mover
    
    Is that tasteless?
    
    I see someone else watched "Ring of Fire" last night :-)
    
396.3651--> hen with internal problemsVOLGA::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsTue Jul 05 1988 22:097
    
    
    loose ends-----+
                   |
    slow mover-----+------> hen with internal problems
                   |
    and eggs-------+
396.3652hen with internal problems -> colanderGNUVAX::BOBBITTsculpted from impassioned clayTue Jul 05 1988 22:135
hen w/ internal problems -> square eggs -> square pegs -> round holes
    
    -> collander
    
    
396.3653hen-> collander -> girlCURIUS::CIUFFINIIf my Personal Name were a song, it Tue Jul 05 1988 22:373
    
    Was it Frankie Avalon ??
    
396.3654girl --> gullTERZA::ZANEfoxglove employeeTue Jul 05 1988 23:200
396.3655gull --> liverMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonTue Jul 05 1988 23:432
    
    ... as in the guy who visited the Liliputians.
396.3656liver --> aloneERIS::CALLASWaiter, there's a bug in my codeTue Jul 05 1988 23:581
    as in "if you don't like liver..."
396.3657alone--> all-in-oneVOLGA::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsWed Jul 06 1988 00:392
    
    in re -1 and -2 groan, wimper wimper, groan
396.3658all-in-one -> monotheismCOOKIE::DEVINEBob DevineWed Jul 06 1988 05:473
    Since the Krakatoa thread has been lost:
    
    	"You can lead a Krakatoa ocean, but you can't make it erupt"?
396.3659LAMHRA::WHORLOWAbseiling is a real let-down!Wed Jul 06 1988 13:174
    
    
    Nah callendar girl was Niel Sedaka
    
396.3660PLEASE USE 'ALL-IN-1' -> lawyers, guns and moneyCURIUS::CIUFFINIIf my Personal Name were a song, it Wed Jul 06 1988 18:384
        Ah yes, how could I forget Niel?  Guess memory is starting to
        .. hmm, what was I saying ? 
     
396.3661MARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonWed Jul 06 1988 19:096
    Lawyers, guns and money ---------+
                                     |
                                     |
                                     |
    monotheism ----------------------+-------> inquisition
    
396.3662inquisition -> unexpectedLEZAH::BOBBITTsculpted from impassioned clayWed Jul 06 1988 20:145
    in re the Krakatoa crack...sounds similar to
    
    you can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think...
    
    
396.3663unexpected -> Heaviside functionHERON::BUCHANANAre crocodile tears Trempe d'Oeil?Wed Jul 06 1988 21:190
396.3664Heaviside function -> Gary LarsenDECSIM::HEILMANHome of Elvis &amp; the ancient GreeksWed Jul 06 1988 22:162
    
    Of Farside fame, of course
396.3665Gary Larsen --> Chas. AddamsMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonWed Jul 06 1988 23:034
    
    for "Heaviside function":
    
                      -<Heaviside function --> dieter's gala>-
396.3666Charles Addams -> gallows humorLEZAH::BOBBITTsculpted from impassioned clayThu Jul 07 1988 00:431
    
396.3667gallows humor --> hangman's newsTERZA::ZANEfoxglove employeeThu Jul 07 1988 01:330
396.3668hangman's news --> paper hangerMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonThu Jul 07 1988 02:0814
    
    The king had a jester who was an incessant punster.  He so got on
    the king's nerves that he ordered the jester hanged.
    
    The jester pleaded for mercy.
    
    "Very well," said the king. "I will spare you on the condition that
    you refrain forever from punning."
    
    And the jester said,
    
    "No noose is good news."
    
    He was hanged the next day. 
396.3669paper hanger ---> paper airplanesDANUBE::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsThu Jul 07 1988 02:231
    
396.3670paper airplanes --> paper flying tigersERIS::CALLASWaiter, there's a bug in my codeThu Jul 07 1988 02:381
    
396.3671paper flying tigers-->jungle wallpaperTHEONE::PARSONSDown-under computing...Thu Jul 07 1988 11:311
    
396.3672jungle wallpaper --> The Jungle BookSALEM::AMARTINMY AHH..DEEDAHZZThu Jul 07 1988 11:561
    
396.3673The Jungle Book --> Kim's GameLAMHRA::WHORLOWAbseiling is a real let-down!Thu Jul 07 1988 13:2814
    
    
    Papaer aeroplane trivia...
    
    try this 
    
    Take a piece of paper about 3"x 11". fold 1 long side over about
    1/4" and then fold it again to make a double fold. Now take one
    short side and carefully make a ring by pushing one end into the
    folds at the other short end. clear?
    
    throw folded side of loop first and(if possible) impart a slight
    spin and voyla - a paper plane loop that relly flies!
    
396.3674Kim's game -=> so what's her numberGAOV11::MAXPROG6By popular demand , today is offThu Jul 07 1988 17:202
    John J
    
396.3675so what's her number --> Butterfield 8MARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonThu Jul 07 1988 18:201
    
396.3676CALLME::MR_TOPAZThu Jul 07 1988 18:331
            -< Butterfield 8 --> tarts at the Watergate hearings >-
396.3677tarts @ Watergate hearings -> Just DessertsLEZAH::BOBBITTsculpted from impassioned clayThu Jul 07 1988 19:121
    
396.3678Just Desserts => no supperTHEGIZ::PITARDOH NO! Not another day!!!Thu Jul 07 1988 19:311
       
396.3679no supper -> no singing!CURIUS::CIUFFINIIf my Personal Name were a song, it Thu Jul 07 1988 20:193
    
    as in Tommy Tucker?
    
396.3680no singing --> nosing inMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonThu Jul 07 1988 20:432
    
    As in an aircraft making a "wheelbarrow" landing
396.3681nosing in --> curiousZFC::DERAMOFor all you do, disk bugs for you.Thu Jul 07 1988 22:150
396.3682curious -> georgeDECSIM::HEILMANHome of Elvis &amp; the ancient GreeksThu Jul 07 1988 22:161
    
396.3683george -=> dragonGAOV11::MAXPROG6By popular demand , today is offThu Jul 07 1988 22:382
    John J
    
396.3684dragon --> RussianTERZA::ZANEfoxglove employeeThu Jul 07 1988 22:594

   draggin' --> rushin'
   
   
396.3685Russian --> evening wear/very niceSTAR::HUBERThe Revenge of the Muted BassoonThu Jul 07 1988 23:500
396.3686evening wear/very nice --> night gownERIS::CALLASWaiter, there's a bug in my codeFri Jul 08 1988 00:231
    
396.3687night gown --> morning coatMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonFri Jul 08 1988 01:041
    
396.3688morning coat -> bathrobeGNUVAX::BOBBITTthere's no lullaby like the seaFri Jul 08 1988 01:441
    
396.3689bathrobe --> bubble bathTHEONE::PARSONSDown-under computing...Fri Jul 08 1988 04:421
    
396.3690bubble bath ---> champagne bathVOLGA::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsFri Jul 08 1988 04:481
    
396.3691champagne bath --> clean drunkTHEONE::PARSONSDown-under computing...Fri Jul 08 1988 05:191
    
396.3692clean drunk -> honest politicianCOOKIE::DEVINEBob DevineFri Jul 08 1988 07:561
    As long as we are giving oxymorons...
396.3693Honest Politician --> Mike Dukakah :-)SALEM::AMARTINMY AHH..DEEDAHZZFri Jul 08 1988 12:371
    
396.3694Mike Dukakah --> and his incredible dancing miracleSTAR::HUBERThe Revenge of the Muted BassoonFri Jul 08 1988 17:350
396.3695incredible dancing miracle --> Spuds McKenzieDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanFri Jul 08 1988 18:152
    My daughter informed me the other day that an oxymoron is a
    stupid bull.
396.3696Spuds McKenzie -=> Chips RaffertyGAOV11::MAXPROG6By popular demand , today is offFri Jul 08 1988 18:572
    John J
    
396.3697Chips Rafferty --> Chips are downMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonFri Jul 08 1988 19:374
    
    Re "incredible ..."
    
           -<... and his incredible dancing miracle --> St. Vitus>- 
396.3698Chips are down -> chest your cardsLEZAH::BOBBITTthere's no lullaby like the seaFri Jul 08 1988 20:133
    it's a term telling one to keep one's card hand close to one's chest
    lest prying eyes see it.
    
396.3699chest your cards --> booby trapSTAR::HUBERThe Revenge of the Muted BassoonFri Jul 08 1988 20:480
396.3700booby trap --> brasiereAYOV27::ISMITHA closed mouth gathers no feet.Fri Jul 08 1988 21:101
    Too obvious, isn't it?
396.3701brasiere -=> warm handsGAOV11::MAXPROG6By popular demand , today is offFri Jul 08 1988 21:543
    
    John J
    
396.3702warm hands --> cold feetZFC::DERAMOFor all you do, disk bugs for you.Fri Jul 08 1988 22:120
396.3703cold feet -> neither Boston nor Chicago (no sox!)CURIUS::CIUFFINIIf my Personal Name were a song, it Fri Jul 08 1988 22:491
    
396.3704neither Boston nor Chicago -> ( not ) passing windHSSWS1::DUANESend lawyers, guns, &amp; moneySat Jul 09 1988 00:017
    
    
          +-> Boston -> baked beans ---+
          !                            !
( not ) --+                            +---> ( not ) passing wind
          !                             !
          +-> Chicago -> windy --------+
396.3705passing wind --> playing with a watchERIS::CALLASWaiter, there's a bug in my codeSat Jul 09 1988 01:511
    
396.3706playing with a watch --> forging ship's logMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonSat Jul 09 1988 02:254
    
    Re "warm hands":
    
                       -<warm hands --> stuffy bunkhouse>-
396.3707forging ship's log => fake woodTHEGIZ::PITARDOH NO! Not another day!!!Sat Jul 09 1988 02:401
       
396.3708forging ship's log --> bogus entryCSOA1::ROTHHey Moe... what's a VAX?Sat Jul 09 1988 02:440
396.3709bogus entry -> Casa BlancaCURIUS::CIUFFINIIf my Personal Name were a song, it Sat Jul 09 1988 05:402
        Read it again... :-)
396.3710Casa Blanca --> VolunteersSALEM::AMARTINMY AHH..DEEDAHZZSat Jul 09 1988 09:071
    
396.3711fake wood / Volunteers --> one step backSTAR::HUBERThe Revenge of the Muted BassoonSat Jul 09 1988 18:430
396.3712one step back --> hokey pokeyDSSDEV::CANTORDave C.Sun Jul 10 1988 01:410
396.3713hokey pokey --> duo gelatiLAMHRA::WHORLOWAbseiling is a real let-down!Sun Jul 10 1988 06:281
    
396.3714duo gelati => trapeze actMARVIN::KNOWLESthe teddy-bears have their nit-pickMon Jul 11 1988 18:171
    
396.3715trapeze act -> Dolly PartonCURIUS::CIUFFINIIf my Personal Name were a song, it Mon Jul 11 1988 19:002
    
    trapeze act -> Big Top -> 
396.3716Dolly Parton -> blivotsLEZAH::BOBBITTthere's no lullaby like the seaMon Jul 11 1988 19:186
    Dolly, after her dress tore while she was trotting up to the stage
    to receive an award, quipped, "It's impossible to fit 10 pounds
    of mud in a 5 pound sack".  Friends of mine used this notion to
    describe their volumetric equivalent - "blivots" (overwhelming
    quantities) ...as in "blivots of mud".
    
396.3717blivots --> violetsSTAR::HUBERThe Revenge of the Muted BassoonMon Jul 11 1988 19:260
396.3718violets ---> springDANUBE::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsMon Jul 11 1988 19:371
    
396.3719violets --> spring --> tra-laERIS::CALLASWaiter, there's a bug in my codeMon Jul 11 1988 20:021
    
396.3720tra-la --> truckMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonMon Jul 11 1988 20:313
    
    There are horse tra-las for transporting horses, camping tra-las
    for weekend outings, U-Haul tra-las for moving stuff ...
396.3721truck -=> convoyGAOV11::MAXPROG6By popular demand , today is offMon Jul 11 1988 20:532
    John J
    
396.3722convoy---> conveyDANUBE::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsMon Jul 11 1988 21:021
    
396.3723convey --> co-envySTAR::HUBERThe Revenge of the Muted BassoonMon Jul 11 1988 21:080
396.3724co-envy --> the grass is always greener ...MARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonMon Jul 11 1988 21:451
    
396.3725the grass is always greener ... -=> with bullshitGAOV11::MAXPROG6By popular demand , today is offMon Jul 11 1988 22:051
    John J
396.3726with bullshit -> what, no aster*sk?ZFC::DERAMOFor all you do, disk bugs for you.Mon Jul 11 1988 22:240
396.3727what, no aster*sk -> what, me worry?CURIUS::CIUFFINIIf my Personal Name were a song, it Mon Jul 11 1988 22:521
    
396.3728what, me worry? --> MadMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonMon Jul 11 1988 23:271
    
396.3729Mad -=> HappyGAOV11::MAXPROG6By popular demand , today is offMon Jul 11 1988 23:371
    John J
396.3730happy -> hookersLEZAH::BOBBITTthere's no lullaby like the seaTue Jul 12 1988 00:026
    let me explain...when I went to WPI there was a "convention" of
    women who made (hooked) rugs who gathered on the campus (they kind of used
    the place as a convention center for everyone from religious groups
    to basketball camps in the summers).  They were mostly nice old
    ladies, and they were around for a week or two every summer.  They
    called themselves the Happy Hookers.
396.3731hookers -=> scrum halvesGAOV11::MAXPROG6By popular demand , today is offTue Jul 12 1988 00:044
    
    Don't believe a word of it          |^)
    
    John J
396.3732scrum halves -> OS/2COOKIE::DEVINEBob DevineTue Jul 12 1988 00:321
    Half an OS?
396.3733OS/2 --> Tippicanoe and ...MARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonTue Jul 12 1988 00:451
    
396.3734Tippicanoe --> unexpected bathDANUBE::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsTue Jul 12 1988 01:131
    
396.3735unexpected bath -> cures the Spanish InfestationDECSIM::HEILMANHome of Elvis &amp; the ancient GreeksTue Jul 12 1988 02:401
    No one expects the Spanish Infestation!
396.3736Spanish Infestation -> Spanish FlyCOOKIE::DEVINEBob DevineTue Jul 12 1988 06:211
    
396.3737Spanish Fly -> Spanish RiceDSSDEV::CANTORDave C.Tue Jul 12 1988 10:250
396.3738Spanish Rice -=> PaellaGAOV11::MAXPROG6By popular demand , today is offTue Jul 12 1988 14:491
    John J
396.3740Paella --> broken teethNEARLY::GOODENOUGHJeff Goodenough, IPG Reading UKTue Jul 12 1988 14:591
    Oh, you mean I should leave the oval blue crunchy bits?
396.3741broken teeth --> hate cheeseVISA::BIJAOUITomorrow Never KnowsTue Jul 12 1988 15:002
    
    
396.3742hate cheese => aitchesMARVIN::KNOWLESthe teddy-bears have their nit-pickTue Jul 12 1988 18:321
    
396.3743aitches --> stitchesDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanTue Jul 12 1988 18:541
    Both can be dropped....
396.3744stitches --> eggsMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonTue Jul 12 1988 19:264
    
    >Both can be dropped....
    
    ... Exactly ...
396.3745eggs -> layLEZAH::BOBBITTthere's no lullaby like the seaTue Jul 12 1988 19:309
    Chick:  Mommy, do people hatch?
    Hen:    No, dear, they're born.
    Chick:  Mommy, was I born?
    Hen:    No, dear, you were laid.
    Chick:  Mommy, are people laid?
    Hen:    Only if they're not chicken.
    
    (copyright bad-jokes-R-us, 1988, no rights reserved)
    
396.3746lay -=> laGAOV11::MAXPROG6By popular demand , today is offTue Jul 12 1988 19:361
    John J
396.3747la --> bambaMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonTue Jul 12 1988 20:101
396.3748bamba --> nucleaDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanTue Jul 12 1988 20:171
    
396.3749nuclea-->parameciumDANUBE::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsTue Jul 12 1988 21:591
    
396.3750paramecium --> pair of long johnsDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanTue Jul 12 1988 22:081
    
396.3751pair of long johns -> spand eggsCURIUS::CIUFFINIIf my Personal Name were a song, it Tue Jul 12 1988 23:008
                               +---+
        pair of long johns ->  | X | ->  spand eggs
                               +---+          
                |.______________________.|

     > Both can be dropped...
    
396.3752spand eggs --> expandME::TRUMPLERI juggle tectonic platesTue Jul 12 1988 23:030
396.3753spand eggs -> expand -> eggs-panned -> souffleLEZAH::BOBBITTthere's no lullaby like the seaWed Jul 13 1988 00:202
    
    
396.3754souffle -> collapseKAOFS::S_BROOKA 12 bit ArchaeologistWed Jul 13 1988 00:250
396.3755collapse --> bridgeHELENA::HUBERThe Revenge of the Muted BassoonWed Jul 13 1988 01:400
396.3756bridge --> down 3, doubledREGENT::EPSTEINBruce EpsteinWed Jul 13 1988 02:512
    
    My usual fate
396.3757down 3, doubled --> bridge jargonCSOA1::ROTHHey Moe... what's a VAX?Wed Jul 13 1988 03:160
396.3758bridge jargon -> trussKAOFS::S_BROOKA 12 bit ArchaeologistWed Jul 13 1988 03:410
396.3759truss -> herniaCOOKIE::DEVINEBob DevineWed Jul 13 1988 04:471
    
396.3760hernia --> hisniaZFC::DERAMOSupersedes all previous personal names.Wed Jul 13 1988 05:300
396.3761hisnia! -> god bless you!CURIUS::CIUFFINIIf my Personal Name were a song, it Wed Jul 13 1988 07:031
    
396.3762God bless you! --> He Already Has! SALEM::AMARTINMY AHH..DEEDAHZZWed Jul 13 1988 10:361
    
396.3763He already has -> prematureBISTRO::WATSONthe disk has shrunk againWed Jul 13 1988 16:450
396.3764premature --> adolescentNEARLY::GOODENOUGHJeff Goodenough, IPG Reading UKWed Jul 13 1988 16:561
    
396.3765adolescent --> germ freeAYOV29::ISMITHA closed mouth gathers no feet.Wed Jul 13 1988 17:291
    
396.3766germ free --> bargain diseaseMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonWed Jul 13 1988 18:444
    
    A germ-free adolescent?
    
    adolescent _what_??
396.3767bargain disease -> addicted to shoppingLEZAH::BOBBITTthere's no lullaby like the seaWed Jul 13 1988 19:032
    Oh no!  I have a plastic monkey on my back!
    
396.3768Addicted to shopping -> compulsiveKAOFS::S_BROOKA 12 bit ArchaeologistWed Jul 13 1988 20:090
396.3769compulsive ---> obsessiveTWEED::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsWed Jul 13 1988 20:411
    
396.3770obsessive -> Notes (!)KAOFS::S_BROOKA 12 bit ArchaeologistWed Jul 13 1988 22:100
396.3771Notes (!) -> Work, Rest and PlayBISTRO::WOODMad Dogs and....Wed Jul 13 1988 22:171
396.3772notes --> work, rest, and play --> sonataDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanWed Jul 13 1988 22:481
    
396.3773sonata --> daughter & grandfatherME::TRUMPLERI juggle tectonic platesWed Jul 13 1988 23:073
    
    My (German) grandfather is called "Ata" by his children, because
    the oldest (a daughter) mispronounced "Vater".
396.3774daughter & grandfather --> Santa ClausMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonWed Jul 13 1988 23:346
    
    derivation:
    
    Daughter ==> girl's_name --> Sandra
    Grandfather --> Clause
    
396.3775Santy Claus -> cats at the beachLEZAH::BOBBITTthere's no lullaby like the seaWed Jul 13 1988 23:501
    
396.3776cats at the beach --> Hobie catsDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanThu Jul 14 1988 00:342
    Wish I owned one . . .
    
396.3777Hobie cats --> Hice BoatsAYOV29::ISMITHA closed mouth gathers no feet.Thu Jul 14 1988 12:578
    I suppose what Charlie Windsor would go cruising in. 8^}
    
    
    Re Germ free adolescents,
    
    A terribly obscure one this, but the first thing that came into
    my keyboard. 'Germ Free Adolescents' was a song by the punk band
    X-Ray Spex in around 1977/78.
396.3778Hice boats --> house boatsDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanThu Jul 14 1988 18:121
    
396.3779house boats --> boat peopleSTAR::HUBERThe Revenge of the Muted BassoonThu Jul 14 1988 18:280
396.3780boat people -> marinersLEZAH::BOBBITTthere's no lullaby like the seaThu Jul 14 1988 18:471
    
396.3781Mariners --> SeattleDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanThu Jul 14 1988 19:211
    US baseball team . . . I never think of anything else in the summer....
396.3782Seattle --> Tacoma ==> airportMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonThu Jul 14 1988 19:531
    
396.3783airport -> O. J. SimpsonCAMONE::MAZURThu Jul 14 1988 20:086
    
    
    
    
    
    
396.3784O. J. Simpson -> P.J. O'RourkeDECSIM::HEILMANHome of Elvis &amp; the ancient GreeksThu Jul 14 1988 22:031
    
396.3785P.J. O'Rourke --> Irish sleepwearDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanThu Jul 14 1988 23:191
    
396.3786Irish sleepwear -->Irish pennantMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonFri Jul 15 1988 00:104
    
    An "Irish pennant" is Navy slang for a piece of thread or other
    long, thin fabric protrusion like a snag that appears on a uniform.
    Irish pennants are trimmed away before inspection.
396.3787Irish pennant --> Celtics championshipSTAR::HUBERThe Revenge of the Muted BassoonFri Jul 15 1988 00:280
396.3788Celtics championship --> yawnDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanFri Jul 15 1988 00:321
    
396.3789yawn --> Laker's DynastyCAMONE::MAZURFri Jul 15 1988 00:461
    
396.3790Laker's Dynasty --> DC10MARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonFri Jul 15 1988 01:016
    
    Sir Freddy Laker based his airline on the DC10.
    
    On "yawn":
    
                             -<yawn --> catching>-
396.3791DC10 --> SupermanDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanFri Jul 15 1988 01:352
    
    Up in the sky, it's a plane, it's --
396.3792Superman -> O.K. WomanCURIUS::CIUFFINIIf my Personal Name were a song, it Fri Jul 15 1988 01:501
    
396.3793Superman -> O.K. Woman -> Lousy kidTWEED::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsFri Jul 15 1988 01:541
    
396.3794Lousy kid -> nitsKAOFS::S_BROOKA 12 bit ArchaeologistFri Jul 15 1988 02:090
396.3795nits --> snitSTAR::HUBERThe Revenge of the Muted BassoonFri Jul 15 1988 02:240
396.3796snit -->tinsMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonFri Jul 15 1988 02:471
    
396.3797tins --> isn'tZFC::DERAMOSupersedes all previous personal names.Fri Jul 15 1988 03:150
396.3798isn't --> 'tisn'tDSSDEV::CANTORDave C.Fri Jul 15 1988 03:210
396.3799'tisn't -> 'tis!COOKIE::DEVINEBob DevineFri Jul 15 1988 04:015
    "I came here for a good argument!"
    
    "No you didn't.  You came here for an argument."
    -----
    t'isn't -> stint
396.3800'tis ---> Rowf!LAMHRA::WHORLOWAbseiling is a real let-down!Fri Jul 15 1988 06:3121
    
                      
    G'day,
    more convolutions but tying associated ideas from catching up through
    22 entries since yesterday...
    
    
    way back ... snit -->snitter--> the Plague Dogs.
      The Plague dogs was a book by the author of Watership Down.
         
    'tis etc ... anagrams ... 
    'tis --> sit!  ---> order to a dog! 
    
    the Plague Dogs ........
                            /---> Rowf (snitter's friend in The Plague Dogs
     sit!................../
                     
    
    djw 
    
    Oh what a tangled web....
396.3801Rowf! --> Barf!SALEM::AMARTINMY AHH..DEEDAHZZFri Jul 15 1988 10:441
    
396.3802Barf! --> Dramamine25414::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonFri Jul 15 1988 17:552
    
    Sorry, I don't know the generic chemical name ...
396.3803dramamine -> going through the motionsLEZAH::BOBBITTthere's no lullaby like the seaFri Jul 15 1988 18:341
    
396.3804going through the motions --> Customs & ExciseAYOV29::ISMITHA closed mouth gathers no feet.Fri Jul 15 1988 18:470
396.3805going through the motions -> Lip ServiceCAMFOR::MAZURFri Jul 15 1988 18:476
    
    
    "Everybody's just going through the motions.
     Lip service is all you'll ever get from me. "
    
    			- Elvis Costello7
396.3806DOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanFri Jul 15 1988 18:584
                                +--  Customs and Excise -+
                               /                          \___ sin tax
    going through the motions -                           / 
                               \---  Lip service        -+
396.3807sin tax --> tin saxSTAR::HUBERThe Revenge of the Muted BassoonFri Jul 15 1988 19:020
396.3808tin sax ---> penny whistleTWEED::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsFri Jul 15 1988 20:071
    
396.3809penny whistle --> money talksDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanFri Jul 15 1988 20:171
    
396.3810money talks --> Harpo SpeaksAYOV29::ISMITHA closed mouth gathers no feet.Fri Jul 15 1988 21:521
    
396.3811Harpo Speaks -> Garbo Laughs!LEZAH::BOBBITTFaintly Macabre~not-so-wicked WhichFri Jul 15 1988 23:071
    
396.3812Garbo laughs --> enroute the bankERASER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonFri Jul 15 1988 23:332
    
    ... Of  course, _Harpo Speaks_ was Harpo Marx' autobiography
396.3813enroute the bank --> dam the riverDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanFri Jul 15 1988 23:371
    
396.3814dam the river -> beaver awayKAOFS::S_BROOKA 12 bit ArchaeologistSat Jul 16 1988 00:510
396.3815beaver away --> trees will playERASER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonSat Jul 16 1988 00:596
    
    Re "dam the river":
    
                     -<dam the river --> full speed ahead>-
    
    (nautical, but nice)
396.3816trees will play --> dance of the flowersTWEED::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsSat Jul 16 1988 04:356
    
    
    In a little less than a month this note topic will be
    a year old.
    
    Bonnie
396.3817dance of the flowers -> Teddy Bears' PicnicCURIUS::CIUFFINIIf my Personal Name were a song, it Sat Jul 16 1988 07:272
    
    re: -.1 How will we celebrate the occasion?
396.3818teddy bears' picnic -> march of the tin soldiersLEZAH::BOBBITTFaintly Macabre~not-so-wicked WhichSat Jul 16 1988 20:181
396.3819march of the tin soldiers --> marching bandSTAR::HUBERThe Revenge of the Muted BassoonSat Jul 16 1988 22:260
396.3820marching band --> 76 trombonesZFC::DERAMOSupersedes all previous personal names.Mon Jul 18 1988 01:340
396.382176 trombones --> In the BIG ParadeSALEM::AMARTINMy AHDEDAHZZ REmix, by uLtRaVeRsEMon Jul 18 1988 09:121
    
396.3822In the big parade --> Your Hit ParadeDSSDEV::CANTORDave C.Mon Jul 18 1988 09:390
396.3823Your Hit Parade => Number oneMARVIN::KNOWLESthe teddy-bears have their nit-pickMon Jul 18 1988 17:361
396.3824Number one --> I Am ThirdDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanMon Jul 18 1988 17:531
    re: how do we celebrate -- perhaps a moment of silence??  :) :)
396.3825I am Third --> You are tooLOV::LASHERWorking...Mon Jul 18 1988 19:411
    
396.3826You are too ---> I AM NOT!TWEED::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsMon Jul 18 1988 20:281
    
396.3827I AM NOT! --> all tied upDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanMon Jul 18 1988 20:431
    
396.3828I AM NOT --> Are you nut?MARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonMon Jul 18 1988 20:4312
    
    Re "Dance of the flowers":
    
              -<dance of the flowers --> Dance of the Hours>-
    
    Re "I am No. 1":
    
                     -<I am No. 1 --> I am not a number!>-
   
     or, if you prefer ... 
    
                      -<I am No. 1 --> I yam what I yam>-
396.3829are you a nut/all tied up -> strait jacketLEZAH::BOBBITTFaintly Macabre~not-so-wicked WhichMon Jul 18 1988 21:103
    are you a nut----------->strait jacket
                       |
    all tied up--------+
396.3830strait jacket -> Spain || MoroccoCURIUS::CIUFFINIIf my Personal Name were a song, it Mon Jul 18 1988 21:171
    
396.3831Spain || Morocco --> MoorishDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanMon Jul 18 1988 21:391
    
396.3832Moorish --> moodySTAR::HUBERThe Revenge of the Muted BassoonMon Jul 18 1988 22:220
396.3833ERIS::CALLASWaiter, there's a bug in my codeMon Jul 18 1988 22:293
    Moorish --> moody --> swampy
       |                    ^ 
       +--------------------+
396.3834swampy --> soggyERIS::CALLASWaiter, there's a bug in my codeMon Jul 18 1988 22:327
    As for how to celebrate, how does deleting the first 3500 replies or so
    sound? I argue this, because this is a fun game, but it's ephemeris. No
    one is really going to read through a year's worth of a dozen folks
    collectively free associating. It will make the conference smaller and
    more managible. 
    
    	Jon
396.3835soggy -> marshmallowsCURIUS::CIUFFINIIf my Personal Name were a song, it Mon Jul 18 1988 23:038
        celebrate by removing the thing that we are celebrating? 
     I like it. Great conceptual art. 
 
        How about each contributor "taking back" each of their entries?
     :-)

    
396.3836marshmallows --> burntDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanMon Jul 18 1988 23:158
All right, if that's what you want:
    
    I take it back, I didn't mean it 
    Please forget the things I said 
    I take it back, I didn't mean it 
    I must have been out of my head.... 
    
    [from a not-terribly-old-but-terribly-forgettable pop song]
396.3837marshmallows -> stay-puftLEZAH::BOBBITTFaintly Macabre~not-so-wicked WhichMon Jul 18 1988 23:1610
    okay, delete it if you must....
    
    I know this will probably sound foolish, but maybe you could take
    all the associations and concatenate them into a gigantic paragraph,
    give it its own topic, and then it would not be lost forever, and
    might take up less space....
    
    naah, go ahead and trash it...
    
    
396.3838marshmallows --> ghostbustersTERZA::ZANEfoxglove employeeMon Jul 18 1988 23:290
396.3839ghostbusters ---> dust bustersTWEED::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsMon Jul 18 1988 23:4911
    
    
    in re deleting....this note topic has got to be something of
    a historical document in re notes...why not preserve it - like
    Grand Central Station or something...
    
    if it is possible to delete more than one note at a time it
    might be a good idea...but the amount of time needed to
    delete this note by note would be incredible.
    
    Bonnie
396.3840dust busters --> bust dustersMDVAX3::BROCKUSAnti-acronymical--They call me AAMon Jul 18 1988 23:586
As in a janitor in a museum...


Re:  way back, there was "sin tax" and the reply was not "syntax".

What's this note coming to...
396.3841MARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonTue Jul 19 1988 00:148
    
    Burnt ------+---->ghostbusters ---- Sigourney Weaver ---+
                |                                           |
    Stay Puft --+---> man ----------> giant ----------------+
                                                            |
                          +---- bust <---- Female Star<------+
                          |
                          +--->bust duster ------> powderpuff
396.3842powderpuff -> macho mangleCURIUS::CIUFFINIIf my Personal Name were a song, it Tue Jul 19 1988 02:076
        I'm still thinking about Sigourney Weaver in her grey
    briefs in Alien/(s).... Somehow, "bust duster" does not come
    to mind.... :-)
    
    powderpuff derby ( female version of ) -> 
396.3843macho mangle -> pig pileLEZAH::BOBBITTFaintly Macabre~not-so-wicked WhichTue Jul 19 1988 02:183
    one of the silliest things I saw my friends do last time we got
    together was play this game, on the selected victim...
    
396.3844pig piles -> hemmorhoinksDECSIM::HEILMANHome of Elvis &amp; the ancient GreeksTue Jul 19 1988 02:540
396.3845hemmorhoinks --> ham hocksMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonTue Jul 19 1988 02:573
    
    Remember, I put "female star" between "Sigourney Weaver" and  "bust."
    Check the flow diagram.
396.3846ham hocks --> beansRICKS::SATOWTue Jul 19 1988 03:024
    Please don't delete notes.  It will be an interesting test of NOTES
    to see if it can handle a note with 10,000 replies.
    
    Clay
396.3847beans --> lima green kidney stringsSTAR::HUBERThe Revenge of the Muted BassoonTue Jul 19 1988 03:050
396.3848lima green kidney strings -> Peruvian dialysisCAM::MAZURTue Jul 19 1988 03:163
    
    
396.3849Peruvain dialysis -> Blood from a stoneKAOFS::S_BROOKA 12 bit ArchaeologistTue Jul 19 1988 03:349
    
    Somebody back around .3835 asked who would read a year's worth of
    this note ..... well, I 
    
    (maybe I shouldn't admit to this .....)
    
    (yes I will) *I did*
    
    and to be honest it was a fascinating read !
396.3850Blood from a stone --> stud from a boneZFC::DERAMOUNIX: having archaic and eating it tooTue Jul 19 1988 03:570
396.3851stud from a bone => neanderthallTHEGIZ::PITARDOH NO! Not another day!!!Tue Jul 19 1988 05:111
       
396.3852neanderthal --> cro magnonDSSDEV::CANTORDave C.Tue Jul 19 1988 05:470
396.3853cro magnon -> cavemanLEZAH::BOBBITTFaintly Macabre~not-so-wicked WhichTue Jul 19 1988 06:301
    
396.3854caveman --> kazooDSSDEV::CANTORDave C.Tue Jul 19 1988 09:519

      The reasoning for this one should be a Trivia question, but
      I won't make you guess, unless you want to.

      
      caveman --> "I want a caveman" from Johnny Get Angry, which
      is the first popular record I remember which used a kazoo.
      
      Dave C.
396.3855kazoo => bless you :-)ERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Tue Jul 19 1988 12:451
    
396.3856bless you -=> my sonGAOV11::MAXPROG6By popular demand , today is offTue Jul 19 1988 16:034
    Re .3849
    So did I .
    
    John J
396.3857my son => Mike Tyson GAO::DKEATINGReminiscing about tomorrowTue Jul 19 1988 16:481
    
396.3858 Mike Tyson --> Parliament Hill DOOZER::SOBOTSteve Sobot, working... Tue Jul 19 1988 18:1414
    
       Mike Tyson -
       M     yson
       ------------
        ike T		==>  Kite
    
    	.....and the best place to fly kites is as above.
    
    
    Re: birthday, why delete/edit anything ? If we all keep quiet and
    don't tell anyone, no-one will notice until we fall off the edge
    of JOYOFLEX !   :-)
    
    Cheers,								Steve
396.3859Parliament Hill -> Capitol HillLEZAH::BOBBITTFaintly Macabre~not-so-wicked WhichTue Jul 19 1988 18:413
    probably not as good a place to launch a kite off of, but a balloon
    would be great (think of all that hot air)
    
396.3860Capitol Hill => capital HILLTHEGIZ::PITARDOH NO! Not another day!!!Tue Jul 19 1988 18:481
       
396.3861capital HILL -> Benny HillHSSWS1::DUANESend lawyers, guns, &amp; moneyTue Jul 19 1988 19:011
    
396.3862Benny Hill ---> weird humorDANUBE::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsTue Jul 19 1988 19:531
    
396.3863weird humor --> spooky body fluidMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonTue Jul 19 1988 20:442
    
    .... and let's avoid the next note saying "ectoplasm," please.
396.3864spooky body fluid --> Spooky ToothDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanTue Jul 19 1988 21:123
    I read all the replies once, too . . . of course there were only
    about 2100 of them then....
    
396.3865spooky body fluid --> endoplasmERIS::CALLASWaiter, there's a bug in my codeTue Jul 19 1988 21:171
    
396.3866endoplasm --> neoplasmMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonTue Jul 19 1988 21:181
    
396.3867ERIS::CALLASWaiter, there's a bug in my codeTue Jul 19 1988 21:377
    neoplasm --> achaeoplastic
    
    I'm not advocating deleting the whole note, just a bunch of the
    replies. Keep it continuing from where it is, just file away some of
    the ephemeris. 
    
    	Jon
396.3868achaeoplastic/Spooky Tooth --> denturesSTAR::HUBERThe Revenge of the Muted BassoonTue Jul 19 1988 21:400
396.3869dentures -=> dent somebody elsesGAOV11::MAXPROG6By popular demand , today is offTue Jul 19 1988 21:451
    John J
396.3870dentures -> bytes of the mouthCURIUS::CIUFFINIIf my Personal Name were a song, it Tue Jul 19 1988 21:488
    
    Celebration: Backup the note to tape. Cut the tape into small
                 pieces. Tape the pieces of tape together. Restore.
                 Hey, if it worked for the Beatles, it should work
                 for us. :-) Call it "Number 396". ( Actually, 369
                 makes more sense... But, whatever....) 
    jc    
    
396.3871--> half eaten bagelDANUBE::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsTue Jul 19 1988 21:598
    dent somebody elses--------+
                               |
                               |
    bytes of the mouth---------+
                               |
                               |
                               -------> half eaten bagel
    
396.3872half eaten bagel -> man bites dogKAOFS::S_BROOKA 12 bit ArchaeologistTue Jul 19 1988 22:030
396.3873 man bites dog => a hot-dog !!! GAO::DKEATINGReminiscing about tomorrowTue Jul 19 1988 22:251
    
396.3874hot-dog -> doughnutCOOKIE::DEVINEBob DevineTue Jul 19 1988 22:482
    
    "Ya see doc, I got these dreams..."
396.3875doughnut -=> jamGAOV11::MAXPROG6By popular demand , today is offTue Jul 19 1988 23:164
    
    NOT jelly
    
    John J
396.3876dough nut --> bakerTERZA::ZANEfoxglove employeeTue Jul 19 1988 23:270
396.3877MARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonTue Jul 19 1988 23:535
    Jam ---------+
                 |
                 |
    Baker -------+----->Tammy
    
396.3878tammy -> ...'s in loveKAOFS::S_BROOKA 12 bit ArchaeologistWed Jul 20 1988 00:301
    Showing my age ...
396.3879..'s in love -> adulteryCAMONE::MAZURWed Jul 20 1988 03:191
    
396.3880...'s in love -> sin love -> adulteryDECSIM::HEILMANHome of Elvis &amp; the ancient GreeksWed Jul 20 1988 03:210
396.3881adultery --> schoolDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanWed Jul 20 1988 03:273
    for Tammy ...'s in love, I'd have done Cottonwoods . . . 
    
    you'd have to know the song . . .
396.3882school --> Rock-n-Roll High..SALEM::AMARTINMy AHDEDAHZZ REmix, by uLtRaVeRsEWed Jul 20 1988 12:431
    
396.3883Rock-n-Roll High.. ==> Hanoi Rocks.. GAO::DKEATINGReminiscing about tomorrowWed Jul 20 1988 15:072
    
    well actually it's the RAMONES....
396.3884Hanoi Rocks -=> Blackpool RockGAOV11::MAXPROG6By popular demand , today is offWed Jul 20 1988 16:427
    
    There appear to be a growing number of duplicate connections coming
    in well after the original . Have the rules changed , or should
    we still be taking the first ?
    
    John J
    
396.3885Blackpool Rock --> Liverpool RockSTAR::HUBERThe Revenge of the Muted BassoonWed Jul 20 1988 17:420
396.3886Liverpool rock --> liver and onionsDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanWed Jul 20 1988 18:581
    
396.3887"liver and onions -> Dennis the Menaces' nightmare"CAMFOR::MAZURWed Jul 20 1988 21:571
    
396.3888Dennis the Menace's nightmare --> on Elm StreetMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonWed Jul 20 1988 23:136
    
    Hmmm -- isn't -.1 a wee bit long?
    
    For me it would be:
    
                       -<liver and onions --> blech!>-
396.3889on Elm Street --> sequelsSTAR::HUBERThe Revenge of the Muted BassoonWed Jul 20 1988 23:230
396.3890sequels -> Rocky XCAMFOR::MAZURWed Jul 20 1988 23:421
    
396.3891Rockey X => Rockey Horror Picture ShowTHEGIZ::PITARDOH NO! Not another day!!!Wed Jul 20 1988 23:511
       
396.3892Rockey Horror Picture Show -> Pictures at an ExhibitionKAOFS::S_BROOKA 12 bit ArchaeologistThu Jul 21 1988 00:001
    I couldn't remember how to spell Musorgsky (sp?) or is it Rameau?
396.3893Pictures at an Exhibition --> exhibitionistMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonThu Jul 21 1988 00:412
    
    Not necessarily X-rated
396.3894Pictures at an Exhibition --> centerfoldsDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanThu Jul 21 1988 00:431
    
396.3895(exhibitionist, centerfolds) --> skin magsME::TRUMPLERI juggle tectonic platesThu Jul 21 1988 01:130
396.3896skin mags -> dermatologistLOV::LASHERWorking...Thu Jul 21 1988 01:191
    
396.3897dermatologist --> doormatologistSTAR::HUBERThe Revenge of the Muted BassoonThu Jul 21 1988 02:010
396.3898doormatologist -> muddy feetCAMFOR::MAZURThu Jul 21 1988 03:171
    
396.3899muddy feet --> white carpetTHEONE::PARSONSSo many notes, so little time.....Thu Jul 21 1988 03:561
    
396.3900white carpet --> no childrenAITG::DERAMOHello, world\nThu Jul 21 1988 03:590
396.3901no children -->a life :-)SALEM::AMARTINMy AHDEDAHZZ REmix, by uLtRaVeRsEThu Jul 21 1988 12:341
    
396.3902a life -=> transientGAOV11::MAXPROG6By popular demand , today is offThu Jul 21 1988 15:424
    
    Just passing through
    
    John J
396.3903transient --> FiatAYOV27::ISMITHA closed mouth gathers no feet.Thu Jul 21 1988 17:371
    These are built to last     8^}
396.3904transient => ford transit GAO::DKEATINGReminiscing about tomorrowThu Jul 21 1988 17:392
    
    just ran over you........
396.3905Ford transit --> breakdownDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanThu Jul 21 1988 17:551
    
396.3906Fiat/Breakdown -> ExpensiveLEZAH::BOBBITTFaintly Macabre~not-so-wicked WhichThu Jul 21 1988 19:041
    
396.3907Expensive -> Ex-pensive -> Happy CURIUS::CIUFFINIIf my Personal Name were a song, it Thu Jul 21 1988 19:061
    
396.3908Happy ---> go luckyTWEED::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsThu Jul 21 1988 19:247
    
    
    in re .3884 yes, take the first answer, but if you notice
    an orphanied reply (two people put in their replies at the same
    or nearly the same time) try and work it in to your answer as well.
    
    Bonnie
396.3909Happy -=> RunnerGAOV11::MAXPROG6By popular demand , today is offThu Jul 21 1988 19:245
    
    
    		Happy -=> as a sandboy -=> Sandman -=> Runner
    
    John J
396.3910Runner + Golucky ---> WinnerTWEED::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsThu Jul 21 1988 19:251
    
396.3911Winner -=> SeagroveGAOV11::MAXPROG6By popular demand , today is offThu Jul 21 1988 19:294
    
    You couldn't have planned that better  :^)
    
    John J
396.3912winner --> summerMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonThu Jul 21 1988 19:302
    
    A well-seasoned response ;-)
396.3913summer --> dog daysSTAR::HUBERThe Revenge of the Muted BassoonThu Jul 21 1988 19:400
396.3914dog days -> Rabid LassieCAMONE::MAZURThu Jul 21 1988 19:443
    
    
    Sounz like dog days.
396.3915Rabid Lassie -=> Marilyn ChambersGAOV11::MAXPROG6By popular demand , today is offThu Jul 21 1988 21:094
    
    Sorry
    
    John J
396.3916Marilyn Chambers -> chaste awayCAMONE::MAZURThu Jul 21 1988 21:237
           

        
    Isn't it interesting how things deteriorate SO quickly ?
     
    
    Paul M.
396.3917chaste away --> full speed aheadMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonThu Jul 21 1988 21:297
    
    "Marilyn Chambers" could have gone to:
    
                    -<Marilyn Chambers --> Star Chambers>-
    
    ... which could lead to secret decisions, censorship, or the like
    ..
396.3918full speed ahead => dam the torpedoesMARVIN::KNOWLESthe teddy-bears have their nit-pickThu Jul 21 1988 22:003
    You've been bottling that up for ages, haven't you?
    
    b
396.3919dam the torpedoes => damn the torpedoesn'tMARVIN::MACHINThu Jul 21 1988 22:261
    
396.3920...AYOV27::ISMITHA closed mouth gathers no feet.Thu Jul 21 1988 22:475
    sea(grove) -----------------\
                                 \
                                  \ ------> submarine
                                  /
    (damn the) torpedoes(n't) ---/
396.3921submarine -> grindersCAMONE::MAZURThu Jul 21 1988 22:503
    
    For those of us in New England.
396.3922grinders -=> organGAOV11::MAXPROG6By popular demand , today is offThu Jul 21 1988 23:047
    It's just the way they come up .
    
    No , no , I mean , it's just the association , ya know
    
    John J
    
    Here we go again
396.3923organ -> californyCOOKIE::DEVINEBob DevineThu Jul 21 1988 23:112
    Trying to keep my mind out of the gutter in that great
    game of bowling we call life...
396.3924californy --> fornicaliERIS::CALLASWaiter, there's a bug in my codeFri Jul 22 1988 00:232
    
    Whatever for?
396.3925fornicali -=> superlisticGAOV11::MAXPROG6By popular demand , today is offFri Jul 22 1988 00:343
    A serious attempt
    
    John J
396.3926superlistic --> Mary PoppinsDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanFri Jul 22 1988 01:021
    How clean can you get?
396.3927Mary Poppins --> chimney sweepSTAR::HUBERThe Revenge of the Muted BassoonFri Jul 22 1988 01:440
396.3928chimney sweep --> check all chimneys!INK::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonFri Jul 22 1988 02:104
    
    Re "organ":
    
                           -<organ --> donor>-
396.3929check all chimneys -> view the flueCAMONE::MAZURFri Jul 22 1988 02:211
    
396.3930view the flue --> see the sootZFC::DERAMOHello, world\nFri Jul 22 1988 04:540
396.3931see the soot --> on your foot? :-)SALEM::AMARTINMy AHDEDAHZZ REmix, by uLtRaVeRsEFri Jul 22 1988 10:161
    
396.3932on your foot? ---> Mary's lambLAMHRA::WHORLOWAbseiling is a real let-down!Fri Jul 22 1988 12:4414
    
    
                    -< see the soot -->
                       on your foot? :-) >-

                   
    Mary had a little lamb,
    It had a SOOTY FOOT
    Everywhere that Mary went
    Its SOOTY FOOT 'E put.
                    
    
    djw
    
396.3933 Mary's lamb => wolf in sheep's clothing GAO::DKEATINGReminiscing about tomorrowFri Jul 22 1988 14:441
    
396.3934wolf in sheep's clothing -=> mutton dressed as lambGAOV11::MAXPROG6By popular demand , today is offFri Jul 22 1988 15:561
    John J
396.3935mutton dressed as lamb => Ballybrit Canteen ;-) GAO::DKEATINGReminiscing about tomorrowFri Jul 22 1988 17:461
    
396.3936Balybrit Canteen --> Stagedoor CanteenMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonFri Jul 22 1988 19:0011
    
    "mutton dressed as lamb":
    
                      -<mutton dressed as lamb --> mint jelly>-
    
    "see the soot":
    
                          -<see the soot --> see the sot>-
    
    ... some drunks may end up in chimneys.
    That's why they should all be ckecked.
396.3937Stagedoor Canteen --> Stagedoor CharlieDANUBE::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsFri Jul 22 1988 19:161
    
396.3938Stagedoor Charlie -> Choo-choo CharlieLEZAH::BOBBITTFaintly Macabre~not-so-wicked WhichFri Jul 22 1988 20:141
    
396.3939Choo-Choo Charlie --> well-trained tunaDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanFri Jul 22 1988 20:331
    
396.3940well-trained tuna --> piano tunaMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonFri Jul 22 1988 20:371
    
396.3941piano tuna -> that strikes a (dis)chordKAOFS::S_BROOKA 12 bit ArchaeologistFri Jul 22 1988 21:050
396.3942(dis)chord --> misericordiaDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanFri Jul 22 1988 23:341
    
396.3943misericordia -> mi ad miserumKAOFS::S_BROOKA 12 bit ArchaeologistFri Jul 22 1988 23:371
    
396.3944mi ad miserum --> miserable museumSTAR::HUBERThe Revenge of the Muted BassoonFri Jul 22 1988 23:550
396.3945miserable museum --> mummified touristTERZA::ZANEfoxglove employeeSat Jul 23 1988 00:050
396.3946mummified tourist --> tut tutERIS::CALLASWaiter, there's a bug in my codeSat Jul 23 1988 00:341
    
396.3947tut tut -> it looks like rainCAMONE::MAZURSat Jul 23 1988 00:572
    
    from Christopher Robin in Winnie the Pooh
396.3948it looks like rain --> only on weekendsMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonSat Jul 23 1988 01:041
    
396.3949only on weekends --> but never on SundayDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanSat Jul 23 1988 01:223

    There seem to be an awful lot of people working very hard this
    afternoon. 
396.3950never on Sunday --> Blue LawsMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonSat Jul 23 1988 02:581
    
396.3951Blue laws --> White liesSALEM::AMARTINMy AHDEDAHZZ REmix, by uLtRaVeRsESat Jul 23 1988 10:321
    
396.3952White lies -> check your fingernails...CURIUS::CIUFFINIIf my Personal Name were a song, it Sun Jul 24 1988 02:341
    
396.3953--> growing cabbagesTWEED::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsSun Jul 24 1988 03:5832
    check your fingernails ----> growing cabbages
    
   
    
    I used to tell my kids that they could grow cabbages and carrots
    in the dirt under their finger nails..
    
    
    
    by the way I have found that after I enter a note in waf and then
    go on to the next note I hit the - key on the keypad after the first
    note and go back to check and see if my entry stands alone...both
    Bonnie RS and I have found that our note appeared to be added the
    last in the string and then went back later and found that someone
    had added a note at the same time which had some how supercided
    ours.
    
    so for what it is worth...after you do an entry in waf..go to the
    next note, and then use the - key to go back and check your entry
    
    tho I kinda think that the dupicate entries make things more fun..
    
    okay now guys..this is serious business....what do we do for the
    1st anniversary of this note...which is the longest in notes history
    to my knowledge...
    
    I am going to start a separate note on the subject..
    
    Bonnie
    
    
    (who only started writing in waf in nov of 1987
396.3954growing cabbages --> finding storksDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanMon Jul 25 1988 20:031
    
396.3955finding storks -> standing forksLEZAH::BOBBITTfestina lente - hasten slowlyMon Jul 25 1988 21:131
    
396.3956standing forks --> forking standsDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanMon Jul 25 1988 21:421
    
396.3957forking stands --> fruit standsSTAR::HUBERThe Revenge of the Muted BassoonMon Jul 25 1988 21:580
396.3958fruit stands --> banana splitsTERZA::ZANEfoxglove employeeMon Jul 25 1988 22:100
396.3959banana splits -> fruit loops?CURIUS::CIUFFINIIf my Personal Name were a song, it Mon Jul 25 1988 22:411
    
396.3960fruit loops --> apple foolDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanMon Jul 25 1988 23:073

    A wonderful dessert of fruit and cream I only discovered last
    month... 
396.3961apple fool --> pomme d'avrilERIS::CALLASWaiter, there's a bug in my codeMon Jul 25 1988 23:251
    
396.3962pomme d'avril --> pomme de terreINK::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonMon Jul 25 1988 23:556
    
    
    For "fruit loops":  
    
                      -<fruit loops --> recursive fruit>-
    
396.3963pomme de terre -> sour creamCOOKIE::DEVINEBob DevineTue Jul 26 1988 00:225
    Well, it is lunch time as I enter this.
    
    Back a few:  when I replied with <organ -> Californy> I was
    thinking of state names that are pronounced in a slangy manner.
    Don't know if I lost some folks as I made that left turn...
396.3964sour cream --> sour pussSTAR::HUBERThe Revenge of the Muted BassoonTue Jul 26 1988 00:320
396.3965sour puss --> acid catDANUBE::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsTue Jul 26 1988 00:511
    
396.3966acid cat --> catalysisDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanTue Jul 26 1988 01:001
    
396.3967catalysis -> very expensive mufflerKAOFS::S_BROOKA 12 bit ArchaeologistTue Jul 26 1988 02:063
    Conversion chart
    
       muffler = silencer
396.3968very expensive muffler --> very expensive earmuffsSTAR::HUBERThe Revenge of the Muted BassoonTue Jul 26 1988 02:090
396.3969very expensive earmuffs --> 18 button glovesERIS::CALLASWaiter, there's a bug in my codeTue Jul 26 1988 03:311
    
396.397018 button gloves --> gloves for golfersLISP::DERAMOHello, world\nTue Jul 26 1988 03:360
396.3971gloves for golfers --> driving glovesLAMHRA::WHORLOWAbseiling is a real let-down!Tue Jul 26 1988 05:421
    
396.3972driving gloves --> diving dovesDSSDEV::CANTORDave C.Tue Jul 26 1988 08:000
396.3973diving doves -> a tern for the worseCOOKIE::DEVINEBob DevineTue Jul 26 1988 08:391
    An ill-eagle pun?
396.3974a tern for the verse -> massageLEZAH::BOBBITTfestina lente - hasten slowlyTue Jul 26 1988 09:063
    a tern for the verse -> leaving no tern unstoned -> 
    ->leaving no stern untoned -> massage
    
396.3975massage --> saunaGIDDAY::PARSONSSo many notes, so little time.....Tue Jul 26 1988 13:531
    
396.3976sauna --> FinlandNEARLY::GOODENOUGHJeff Goodenough, IED/Reading UKTue Jul 26 1988 17:551
    
396.3977Finland -> SeaworldLEZAH::BOBBITTfestina lente - hasten slowlyTue Jul 26 1988 17:591
    
396.3978Seaworld --> ShamuSTAR::HUBERThe Revenge of the Muted BassoonTue Jul 26 1988 18:090
396.3979shamu --> witch doctorDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanTue Jul 26 1988 19:061
    
396.3980witch doctor --> that doctorMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonTue Jul 26 1988 19:1710
    
    re "diving doves":
    
                    -<diving doves --> soaring hawks>-
    
    re "shamu":
    
              -<shamu --> shamu, ra-da-da-de-da-dah, shamu, shamu ...>-
    
    ... for the "golden oldies" set ... ;-)
396.3981that doctor -> that girlCOOKIE::DEVINEBob DevineWed Jul 27 1988 01:441
    From a childhood that was well spend watching TV!
396.3982that girl --> "It" girlSTAR::HUBERThe Revenge of the Muted BassoonWed Jul 27 1988 02:320
396.3983"It" Girl --> Bow wow!MARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonWed Jul 27 1988 03:017
    
    
    The "It" Girl was Clara Bow.
    
    One of the other "vamps" of the time was Theda Bara, which was an
    anagram for "Arab Death."  Ever since Valentino, the silents had
    a desert-Arabian flavor for a while...
396.3984Bow wow --> Daddy wouldn't buy me oneLAMHRA::WHORLOWAbseiling is a real let-down!Wed Jul 27 1988 05:151
    
396.3985Daddy wouldn't... --> clean up the floorDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanWed Jul 27 1988 18:211
    
396.3986clean up the floor --> went the floodINK::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonThu Jul 28 1988 01:121
    
396.3987went then flood -> 40 days and 40 nightsKAOFS::S_BROOKA 12 bit ArchaeologistThu Jul 28 1988 01:210
396.398840 days and 40 nights ---> delugeTWEED::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsThu Jul 28 1988 01:251
    
396.3989deluge --> de bobsledDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanThu Jul 28 1988 01:591
    
396.3990de bobsled -> lead who where ?KAOFS::S_BROOKA 12 bit ArchaeologistThu Jul 28 1988 02:030
396.3991lead who where ? --> lead silverwareSTAR::HUBERThe Revenge of the Muted BassoonThu Jul 28 1988 02:080
396.3992lead silverware --> German SilverINK::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonThu Jul 28 1988 02:161
    
396.3993German Silver => German ChocolateTHEGIZ::PITARDOH NO! Not another day!!!Thu Jul 28 1988 02:361
       
396.3994German Chocolate --> Turkish CoffeeLAMHRA::WHORLOWAbseiling is a real let-down!Thu Jul 28 1988 05:511
    
396.3995Turkish Coffee-->Turkish DelightTWEED::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsThu Jul 28 1988 08:071
    
396.3996Turkish Delight --> Turkish prisonLISP::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,LISP,ZFC}:: D'EramoThu Jul 28 1988 08:380
396.3997Turkish Prison --> Midnight ExpressLAMHRA::WHORLOWAbseiling is a real let-down!Thu Jul 28 1988 11:241
    
396.3998Midnight Express --> Late Night FinalMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonThu Jul 28 1988 18:4910
    
    For "Turkish Coffee":
    
                       -<Turkish Coffee --> Irish Coffee>-
                               
    for "Turkish delight":
    
                    -<Turkish delight --> Aladdinish, de lamp>-
    
    
396.3999Late Night Final --> Morning HangoverCOP03::STSNom de BierreThu Jul 28 1988 20:101
    
396.4000Morning Hangover -->Wake resultMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonThu Jul 28 1988 21:541
    
396.4001Wake result --> swamped boatERIS::CALLASWaiter, there's a bug in my codeThu Jul 28 1988 22:450
396.4002swamped boat -> TitanicLEZAH::BOBBITTfestina lente - hasten slowlyFri Jul 29 1988 01:051
    
396.4003Titanic --> GargantuanMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonFri Jul 29 1988 01:336
    
    Alternately,
    
                        -<Titanic -->Saturnine>-
    
    Titan is the largest satellite of the planet, Saturn.
396.4004Gargantuan -> Breath resulting from eating Garlic CURIUS::CIUFFINIIf my Personal Name were a song, it Fri Jul 29 1988 02:2611
        Drats! Steve got to that .4000 before anyone else. sob,sob,
    sob.... ( Uh, in case anyone is confused, that's me crying and 
    not calling Steve an SOB. ok? )

    Guess I'll just have to wait for .5000....
    
    Waiting...    ( This would look great in reverse, blinking video
                    but there are folks that do this in mail.... :-))
    jc
    
396.4005Breath resulting from eating Garlic --> Wilting PansiesLAMHRA::WHORLOWAbseiling is a real let-down!Fri Jul 29 1988 06:291
    
396.4006Wilting Pansies -> Desperately Seeking Green ThumbMERIDN::GILLMANThe only sure thing is DEC &amp; taxesFri Jul 29 1988 10:313
    
    

396.4007Desperately Seeking...-->Desperately Sucking Green ThumbDSSDEV::CANTORDave C.Fri Jul 29 1988 14:053
      It's what the Jolly Green Giant's babies do.
      
      Dave C.
396.4008Desperately Sucking Green Thumb -> Little SproutLEZAH::BOBBITTfestina lente - hasten slowlyFri Jul 29 1988 19:391
    
396.4009Little Sprout --> Little LuluMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonFri Jul 29 1988 20:101
    
396.4010Little Lulu ---> Little TantrumDANUBE::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsFri Jul 29 1988 22:187
    
    
    in re Steve getting to .4000 first....well actually bonnie and I
    noticed that things had gotten up to .3999 but neither of us
    could come up with an appropriate response.
    
    Bonnie
396.4011Little Tantrum --> littler mutantLISP::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,LISP,ZFC}:: D'EramoFri Jul 29 1988 22:380
396.4012littler mutant --> virusTERZA::ZANEfoxglove employeeFri Jul 29 1988 23:060
396.4013virus -> Telegrams to MunichSMURF::BINDERA complicated and secret quotidian existenceFri Jul 29 1988 23:150
396.4014Telegrams to Munich --> Peace in our timeERASER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonFri Jul 29 1988 23:311
    
396.4015Peace in our time --> Piece of my mindERIS::CALLASWaiter, there's a bug in my codeSat Jul 30 1988 02:026
    re .4000 going to Steve:
    
    Gee, and here I waited for someone to take .4000 so *I* could get
    .4001!
    
    	Jon
396.4016Piece of my mind --> Mmmm, yummy!LISP::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,LISP,ZFC}:: D'EramoSat Jul 30 1988 03:280
396.4017Mmmm, yummy! --> In my tummy!SALEM::AMARTINMy AHDEDAHZZ REmix, by uLtRaVeRsESat Jul 30 1988 11:561
    
396.4018USSLKG::PITARDOH NO! Not another day!!!Sat Jul 30 1988 21:151
       
396.4019is an alien ---> E.T.TWEED::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsSun Jul 31 1988 01:171
    
396.4020E.T. => Extremely TactfulTOOK::C_PEREZThe InFAMous EightSun Jul 31 1988 06:230
396.4021Extremely Tactful --> Undercover NarcSALEM::AMARTINMy AHDEDAHZZ REmix, by uLtRaVeRsESun Jul 31 1988 08:401
    
396.4022Undercover Narc -> CircusCURIUS::CIUFFINIIf my Personal Name were a song, it Mon Aug 01 1988 02:282
    narc ==> carn, short for carney ....
    and since a tent has things undercover,
396.4023circus --- monkeysGIDDAY::VISSERMon Aug 01 1988 04:093
    
    klaas
    
396.4024monkeys --> his keysTHEONE::PARSONSSo many notes, so little time.....Mon Aug 01 1988 04:181
    
396.4025his keys ---> piano keysDANUBE::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsMon Aug 01 1988 06:252
    
    since my husband is a piano player
396.4026piano keys => take a boxMARVIN::KNOWLESthe teddy-bears have their nit-pickMon Aug 01 1988 18:283
    Any prizes for the number of reversions to `box'?
    
    b
396.4027take a box --> boxer shortsDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanMon Aug 01 1988 19:211
    
396.4028boxer shorts -> debriefLEZAH::BOBBITTHey, pal, your days are lettered!Mon Aug 01 1988 19:391
    
396.4029debrief --> disrobeMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonMon Aug 01 1988 19:598
    
    re "piano keys":
    
                      -<piank keys --> Key West>-
    
    When Harry Truman was U.S. President, her used to vacation in Key
    West, Florida.  Turman was famous, among other things, for playing
    the _Missouri Waltz_ on the piano.
396.4030disrobe --> beheadTERZA::ZANEfoxglove employeeMon Aug 01 1988 21:523
   Robespierre
   
396.4031behead --> beehiveSTAR::HUBERThe Revenge of the Muted BassoonMon Aug 01 1988 22:260
396.4032beehive -> What's Happenin' Bro'CAMONE::MAZURMon Aug 01 1988 23:017
    
    
    beehive ->
              C-hive ->
                       chive ->
                                jive ->
                                        What's Happenin' Bro'
396.4033What's happenin' bro' --> patoisERASER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonMon Aug 01 1988 23:431
    
396.4034patois --> caviarDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanTue Aug 02 1988 00:161
396.4035caviar -> Roe vs. WadeCAMONE::MAZURTue Aug 02 1988 02:131
    
396.4036Roe vs. Wade -> vs. sail vs. motorTHEGIZ::PITARDOH NO! Not another day!!!Tue Aug 02 1988 02:233
       
       as in a boat
       
396.4037wade vs. sail vs. motor -> vs. oarLEZAH::BOBBITTHey, pal, your days are lettered!Tue Aug 02 1988 02:343
    .4036 - nice *safe* response...
    
    
396.4038vs. oar --> or vs.STAR::HUBERThe Revenge of the Muted BassoonTue Aug 02 1988 02:440
396.4039or vs. --> sea chantiesMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonTue Aug 02 1988 02:471
    
396.4040sea chanties --> land shantiesNYSSA::BIELSKIStan B.Tue Aug 02 1988 03:071
    
396.4041Land shanties --> Tam O'ShanterLAMHRA::WHORLOWAbseiling is a real let-down!Tue Aug 02 1988 05:511
    
396.4042Tam O'Shanter => O' yes he shallTOOK::C_PEREZThe InFAMous EightTue Aug 02 1988 09:342
shant --> shall not
396.4043O'yes he shall --> sell sea shellsDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanTue Aug 02 1988 18:011
    
396.4044sell sea shells --> rubber baby buggy bumpersSTAR::HUBERThe Revenge of the Muted BassoonTue Aug 02 1988 18:100
396.4045rubber baby buggy bumpers -> unique New York...LEZAH::BOBBITTHey, pal, your days are lettered!Tue Aug 02 1988 18:425
    Last time I glanced at the Guinness book of world records, one of
    the hardest English tongue twisters was:  The sixth sick sheik's
    sixth sheep's sick.
    
    
396.4046unique New York --> redundancyDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanTue Aug 02 1988 18:561
    I can't even read -1, let alone pronounce it!
396.4047redundancy -->tautologyMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonTue Aug 02 1988 18:591
    
396.4048tautology -=> taught everything butGAOV11::MAXPROG6By popular demand , today is offTue Aug 02 1988 19:534
    Where exactly *is* this node ?
    
    John J
396.4049taught everything but --> slack logicDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanTue Aug 02 1988 21:451
    
396.4050slack logic --> lazy eyeTERZA::ZANEfoxglove employeeTue Aug 02 1988 22:130
396.4051slack logic --> put pants on one leg at a timeME::TRUMPLERI want to juggle job offersTue Aug 02 1988 22:130
396.4052put pants...at a time -> split crotch and broken zipKAOFS::S_BROOKA 12 bit ArchaeologistTue Aug 02 1988 22:250
396.4053good viewDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanTue Aug 02 1988 22:395
                  +-- ... --> split crotch and broken zip +
                 /                                         \
    slack logic +                                           +--> good view
                 \                                         /
                  +-------------> lazy eye ---------------+
396.4054good view ---> good grief!MARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonWed Aug 03 1988 00:094
    
    ... I thought ...
    
    oh, never mind ...
396.4055good grief --> dead griefERIS::CALLASWaiter, there's a bug in my codeWed Aug 03 1988 00:201
    
396.4056dead grief --> sad ghostsDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanWed Aug 03 1988 00:351
    
396.4057sad ghosts -> sobbing spiritsLEZAH::BOBBITTHey, pal, your days are lettered!Wed Aug 03 1988 00:5110
    how did it go - from Oliver?
    
    There'll be horses with long black plumes
    To escort us to the family tombs
    With mourners in all corners
    Who've been taught to weep in tune!
    
    Then the coffin - lined in satin
    That's your funeral, that's your funeral...        (etc)
    
396.4058sobbing spirits --> bad whiskeyRUTLND::SATOWWed Aug 03 1988 00:561
    
396.4059bad whisky --> go sit in the cornerDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanWed Aug 03 1988 01:121
    
396.4060go sit in the corner -> while (not good)COOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXOWed Aug 03 1988 02:441
    Infinite loop?
396.4061while --> awayMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonWed Aug 03 1988 02:492
    
    whiling away the hours is not good.
396.4062 away --> I weigh THEONE::PARSONSSo many notes, so little time.....Wed Aug 03 1988 05:231
    
396.4063I weigh --> No Way...TOOK::C_PEREZThe InFAMous EightWed Aug 03 1988 07:030
396.4064..no way / the Appian way..GIDDAY::VISSERThink before you type!Wed Aug 03 1988 08:522
    
    
396.4065the Appian way..--> The United Way.SALEM::AMARTINMy AHDEDAHZZ REmix, by uLtRaVeRsEWed Aug 03 1988 11:321
    
396.4066The United Way -> separate waysIJSAPL::ELSENAARWed Aug 03 1988 12:271
    
396.4067seperate ways => I'll take the high road....ERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Wed Aug 03 1988 16:541
    
396.4068I'll take the high road.... -=> quicker on the flyoverGAOV11::MAXPROG6By popular demand , today is offWed Aug 03 1988 18:461
    John J
396.4069quicker on the flyover -> ConcordeLEZAH::BOBBITTHey, pal, your days are lettered!Wed Aug 03 1988 19:231
    
396.4070Concorde --> GrapesMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonWed Aug 03 1988 19:291
    
396.4071Grapes --> SourRICKS::SATOWWed Aug 03 1988 20:011
    
396.4072sour --> piggy in the middleSTAR::HUBERThe Revenge of the Muted BassoonWed Aug 03 1988 20:220
396.4073piggy in the middle --> beans and franksTWEED::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsWed Aug 03 1988 20:391
    
396.4074beans and franks --> gasDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanWed Aug 03 1988 20:511
    
396.4075gas -=> petrolGAOV11::MAXPROG6By popular demand , today is offWed Aug 03 1988 20:545
    I said
    
    Where exactly *is* this node ?
    
    John J
396.4076petrol --> petrelTWEED::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsWed Aug 03 1988 20:571
    
396.4077petrel --> neckDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanWed Aug 03 1988 21:127
    via "albatross", of course . . .
    
    re: where is this node anyway?
    
    I haven't got the foggiest idea.
    
    --bonnie
396.4078neck --> backseatRICKS::SATOWWed Aug 03 1988 21:161
    
396.4079backseat -=> driverGAOV11::MAXPROG6By popular demand , today is offWed Aug 03 1988 21:182
    
    John J
396.4080driver --> putterMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonWed Aug 03 1988 21:2714
    
    "neck" could lead to:
    
                                -<neck --> pet>-
    
    or, more juicily:
    
                               -<neck --> vampire>-
    
    or, more "spiritually":
    
                                -<neck --> bone>-
    
    .. as in the song, _Dem Bones_
396.4081Putter -> BoatsBISTRO::WOODMad Dogs and....Wed Aug 03 1988 21:414


VAlbonne, On the Sunny Cote D'Azur  (I think).
396.4082boats -> Man the Life Jokes!KAOFS::S_BROOKA 12 bit ArchaeologistWed Aug 03 1988 22:000
396.4083Man the Life Jokes! -> George RaftCURIUS::CIUFFINIIf my Personal Name were a song, it Wed Aug 03 1988 22:311
396.4084George Raft -=> GraftGAOV11::MAXPROG6By popular demand , today is offWed Aug 03 1988 22:342
    
    John J
396.4085Graft --> the BiteTERZA::ZANEfoxglove employeeWed Aug 03 1988 22:360
396.4086the Bite --> DraculaERASER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonWed Aug 03 1988 23:2016
    
    Now we're back to vampires again!
    
    short anecdote:
    
    A man had to bail out of an airplane over the jungle.  He was captured
    by cannibals.
    
    Instead of eating him outright, the chief had him shackled, and
    each evening he'd take a sharp hollow tube, stick it under the man's skin,
    extract (a la sap from a maple-tree) a small quantity of blood,
    which he would drink.
    
    After a week of this, when the chief approached with his sharpened
    tube, the man said, "Chief, kill me and eat me if you want, but
    I'll be damned if you'll ever again let me get stuck for the drinks!"
396.4087Dracula --> ValdDANUBE::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsWed Aug 03 1988 23:261
    
396.4088Vald -=> the ImplaierGAOV11::MAXPROG6By popular demand , today is offWed Aug 03 1988 23:283
    (sic)
    
    John J
396.4089the Implaier -> the piano playerCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXOWed Aug 03 1988 23:342
    What's an "im"? ;-)
    
396.4090the piano player --> OhioSTAR::HUBERThe Revenge of the Muted BassoonWed Aug 03 1988 23:410
396.4091the piano player --> shootERASER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonWed Aug 03 1988 23:426
    
    Re "the impailer" [which isn't what was writ]:
    
                       -<the impailer --> Jack>- 
    
    Jack, of course, went up the hill to impail some water.
396.4092KAOFS::S_BROOKA 12 bit ArchaeologistWed Aug 03 1988 23:534
    Ohio --->
             \
    Shoot -->------> oo!
    
396.4093oo! ----> oozeTWEED::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsThu Aug 04 1988 00:271
    
396.4094ooze --> wizard ofME::TRUMPLERI want to juggle job offersThu Aug 04 1988 00:320
396.4095wizard of --> IdMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonThu Aug 04 1988 01:4614
    
    re "oo":
    
    for the old-timers,
    
                           -<oo --> whack>- 
    
    as in the old Charleston,
    
    "Oo-whack-a-doo-whack-a-doo-whack-a-doo." (hyphens optional)
    
    or, it could be:
    
                           -<oo --> oh-oh>-
396.4096Id --> crisisDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanThu Aug 04 1988 02:011
    tells you what my day's been like!
396.4097crisis -> laugh bro'COOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXOThu Aug 04 1988 02:161
    
396.4098laugh bro' --> he ain't heavySTAR::HUBERThe Revenge of the Muted BassoonThu Aug 04 1988 02:220
396.4099he ain't heavy -> Gravity's differentCURIUS::CIUFFINIIf my Personal Name were a song, it Thu Aug 04 1988 05:076
    My old theory had it that as the market ( Dec stock ) was on the
    rise, the various notefiles and in particular this one got chattier.
    However, today ( and in general more recently ) I am thinking that
    heat and or drought must be a contributing factor of direct proportion.
    ??
    jc
396.4100Gravity's different --> Levity rules ok!LAMHRA::WHORLOWAbseiling is a real let-down!Thu Aug 04 1988 05:351
    
396.4101Levity rules --> but Buoyancy Saves...TOOK::C_PEREZThe InFAMous EightThu Aug 04 1988 07:330
396.4102but buoyancy Saves--> the TitanicSALEM::AMARTINMy AHDEDAHZZ REmix, by uLtRaVeRsEThu Aug 04 1988 12:331
    
396.4103the Titanic -> the MicroscopicIJSAPL::ELSENAARHome, on a global tripThu Aug 04 1988 12:475

(It's the ship the iceberg missed...)
    

396.4104the Microscopic => AliceMARVIN::KNOWLESthe teddy-bears have their nit-pickThu Aug 04 1988 18:025
    From a recent book about women and science: Alice through the
    Microscope - on my mind because the beeb are doing readings from
    Through the Looking Glass this week.
    
    b
396.4105Alice --> das isMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonThu Aug 04 1988 18:071
    
396.4106das is => What's all this then?ERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Thu Aug 04 1988 18:221
    
396.4107What's all this then? -=> JOYOFLEXGAOV11::MAXPROG6By popular demand , today is offThu Aug 04 1988 19:1110
    
    I said
    
    WHERE EXACTLY *IS* THIS NODE ?
    
    Does anybody know ? Does anybody care ? Where's that damned 
    'sho mod' option ?
    
    John J
    
396.4108JOYOFLEX -> word association - footballIJSAPL::ELSENAARHome, on a global tripThu Aug 04 1988 20:046

The first thing I am thinking of when I see that there are new entries in this
notesfile
(and I also don't know where this node is.....)

Arie
396.4109Word association - football => word association - baseballERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Thu Aug 04 1988 20:233
    
    I believe it is in France.  Is the city important too?
    
396.4110word association - baseball --> Cleveland IndiansSTAR::HUBERThe Revenge of the Muted BassoonThu Aug 04 1988 20:380
396.4111Cleveland Indians --> Boston Red SoxTWEED::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsThu Aug 04 1988 21:007
    
    
    In re the node location someone answered Valbonne France quite
    a few replies back...and show members shows the moderator's name
    quite well.
    
    Bonnie
396.4112Boston Red Sox -=> Billy White-ShoesGAOV11::MAXPROG6By popular demand , today is offThu Aug 04 1988 21:052
    
396.4113Billy White-Shoes --> Mr. BojanglesMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonThu Aug 04 1988 21:301
    
396.4114Mr. Bojangles --> danceME::TRUMPLERI want to juggle job offersThu Aug 04 1988 22:060
396.4115dance -=> with the DevilGAOV11::MAXPROG6By popular demand , today is offThu Aug 04 1988 22:192
    
    John J
396.4116with the Devil --> bargainTERZA::ZANEfoxglove employeeThu Aug 04 1988 22:270
396.4117bargain -> Attention K-Mart shoppersCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXOThu Aug 04 1988 22:521
    
396.4118Attention K-Mart shoppers --> blue light specialDANUBE::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsThu Aug 04 1988 22:571
    
396.4119blue light special --> red light districtMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonThu Aug 04 1988 23:064
    
    or:
    
                 -<blue light special --> blue plate special>-
396.4120red light district --> traffic signalsSTAR::HUBERThe Revenge of the Muted BassoonThu Aug 04 1988 23:090
396.4121Traffic > low spark of high heeled boysLEZAH::BOBBITTHey, pal, your days are lettered!Thu Aug 04 1988 23:262
    it's a song they did - one of my faves
    
396.4122low spark of high heeled boys -> burnt feetIJSAPL::ELSENAARHome, on a global tripThu Aug 04 1988 23:332

Guess the sparks where about there....
396.4123burnt feet -=> the boy stood on the burning deckGAOV11::MAXPROG6By popular demand , today is offThu Aug 04 1988 23:341
    John J
396.4124the boy stood on the burning deck => The Brothers GrimERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Thu Aug 04 1988 23:462
    
    So, are we going to get to reply .5000 by the Aug 14 deadline?//
396.4125The Brothers Grim --> Hans Christian AndersonTWEED::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsThu Aug 04 1988 23:587
    
    
    I had both books as part of a set as a child
    
    and in re 5000 not unless entries pick up radically!
    
    Bonnie
396.4126The Brothers Grim -> The Sisters SweetIJSAPL::ELSENAARHome, on a global tripFri Aug 05 1988 00:007
>    So, are we going to get to reply .5000 by the Aug 14 deadline?//

Must be possible.

But if the line is dead already, why worry? ^^)

Arie
396.4127oops!IJSAPL::ELSENAARHome, on a global tripFri Aug 05 1988 00:046
Hans Christian Anderson  \
                          \
                           >    New fairy
                          /
The Sisters Sweet        /

396.4128Anderson/Sisters Sweet => Mother GooseERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Fri Aug 05 1988 00:051
    I'm doing my share.  ;-)
396.4129Mother Goose -> Get down! Mother!CAMONE::MAZURFri Aug 05 1988 00:1111
    
    It took from May 7th  'tll  July 28th to go from .3000 to .4000.
    
    Is going from .4000 to .5000 in less than a month impossible ? 
     
    No way, not with the supply of windbags out there in WAF land.
                                      
    
    
    -Paul "Taking a Deep Breath" Mazur
    
396.4130Get Down! Mother! -=> Yo' 'broGAOV11::MAXPROG6By popular demand , today is offFri Aug 05 1988 00:231
    John J (plugging away)
396.4131MARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonFri Aug 05 1988 00:3214
    Yo' 'bro --------------+
                           |
                           |
                           |
    New fairy -------------+-----> Count Yobro -----> Count Yorba
    
    
    "Count Yobro" naturally reports to King Oberon.
    
    Count Yorba is, of course, a vampire.
    
    All these vampire things are driving me bats ...
    
    
396.4132Count Yorba ---> Dr. ZorbaRUTLND::SATOWFri Aug 05 1988 00:534
    Anybody else remember the fuzzy-haired character in "Ben Casey"?
    Anybody elee old enough to remember "Ben Casey" at all?
    
    Clay
396.4133Dr. Zorba -> Dr. Who?CURIUS::CIUFFINIIf my Personal Name were a song, it Fri Aug 05 1988 01:051
    
396.4134Dr Who? ---> Tom BakerTWEED::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsFri Aug 05 1988 01:091
    
396.4135Tom Baker => The TardisERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Fri Aug 05 1988 01:351
    
396.4136The Tardis --> The tarred areERASER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonFri Aug 05 1988 01:417
    
    Re "Dr. Zorba":
    
                         -<Dr. Zorba --> Dr. Zarkoff>-
                   
    Ah, the memories.  Flash, Dale, and the unforgettable Ming, the
    Merciless.     
396.4137The tarred are --> featheredSTAR::HUBERThe Revenge of the Muted BassoonFri Aug 05 1988 02:040
396.4138feathered -> tickled pinkCAMONE::MAZURFri Aug 05 1988 02:401
    
396.4139tickled pink -> blushing redGIDDAY::VISSERThink before you type!Fri Aug 05 1988 03:592
    
    
396.4140 blushing red --> frivolities THEONE::PARSONSSo many notes, so little time.....Fri Aug 05 1988 05:101
    
396.4141frivolities --> Sal VolatileLAMHRA::WHORLOWAbseiling is a real let-down!Fri Aug 05 1988 05:581
    
396.4142Sal Volatile -> James Dean ( RWACause )CURIUS::CIUFFINIIf my Personal Name were a song, it Fri Aug 05 1988 06:411
    
396.4144James Dean (RWACause) --> dames in jeans (because) )THEONE::PARSONSSo many notes, so little time.....Fri Aug 05 1988 07:091
    
396.4145James Dean -> sausageCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXOFri Aug 05 1988 07:113
    Well, Jimmy Dean anyway...
    
    (Rebel Without a [sausage] Casing???)
396.4146THEONE::PARSONSSo many notes, so little time.....Fri Aug 05 1988 09:065
    Dames in Jeans
                  \
                   -------- the wurst behind!
                  /
    sausage  ----
396.4147the wurst behind --> CherSALEM::AMARTINMy AHDEDAHZZ REmix, by uLtRaVeRsEFri Aug 05 1988 09:121
    
396.4148cher --> cheerie baaibeeDANUBE::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsFri Aug 05 1988 09:191
    
396.4149cheerie baaibee -=> cheery byeGAOV11::MAXPROG6By popular demand , today is offFri Aug 05 1988 14:033
    Ever been to Somerset ?
    
    John J
396.4150cheery bye --> cherry pieSTAR::HUBERThe Revenge of the Muted BassoonFri Aug 05 1988 17:580
396.4151cherry pie --> circus woeMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonFri Aug 05 1988 18:2710
    
    "cherry pie" is circus slang for "work without pay."
    
    re "feathered":
    
                        -<feathered --> propeller>-
    
    re "Cher":
    
                          -<Cher --> sofa>-
396.4152circus woe -> CBNC ( Close But No Cigar )CURIUS::CIUFFINIIf my Personal Name were a song, it Fri Aug 05 1988 18:361
    
396.4153CBNC ( Close But No Cigar ) -=> CigarelloGAOV11::MAXPROG6By popular demand , today is offFri Aug 05 1988 18:392
    John J
    
396.4154cigarello => panatillaMARVIN::KNOWLESthe teddy-bears have their nit-pickFri Aug 05 1988 18:481
    
396.4155panatilla --> patinaTWEED::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsFri Aug 05 1988 18:501
    
396.4156patina -> tarn-ish -> dragonflightLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoFri Aug 05 1988 19:551
    
396.4157dragonflight -> carry on luggageCURIUS::CIUFFINIIf my Personal Name were a song, it Fri Aug 05 1988 20:061
    
396.4158carry on luggage --> RespectSTAR::HUBERThe Revenge of the Muted BassoonFri Aug 05 1988 20:120
396.4159respect --> me in the morning?MARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonFri Aug 05 1988 20:516
    
    Re "dragonflight":
    
                       -<dragonflight --> dragon net>-
    
    DUM-de-dum-dum!
396.4160me in the morning? ->someone else at nightDANUBE::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsFri Aug 05 1988 21:051
   
396.4161someone else at night --> alter egoTERZA::ZANEfoxglove employeeFri Aug 05 1988 21:590
396.4162alter ego -=> ch-ch-ch-changesGAOV11::MAXPROG6By popular demand , today is offFri Aug 05 1988 22:062
    John J
    
396.4163ch-ch-ch-changes -> a-a-a-andersIJSAPL::ELSENAARHome, on a global tripFri Aug 05 1988 22:173

Dutch!

396.4164a-a-anders --> deChampMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonFri Aug 05 1988 22:242
    
    As in "Yonder's Rocky Balboa."
396.4165deChamp -=> de lycheesGAOV11::MAXPROG6By popular demand , today is offFri Aug 05 1988 22:453
    Somewhere in Paris
    
    John J
396.4166de lychees --> da leechesME::TRUMPLERI want to juggle job offersFri Aug 05 1988 22:512
    
    Somewhere in standing water
396.4167da leeches --> vampire bugsSTAR::HUBERThe Revenge of the Muted BassoonFri Aug 05 1988 23:130
396.4168vampire bugs -=> sabre-toothed bunnyGAOV11::MAXPROG6By popular demand , today is offFri Aug 05 1988 23:191
    John J
396.4169sabre tooth bunny -> Run away! Run away!LEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoFri Aug 05 1988 23:361
    
396.4170Run away! Run away! --> hit songDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanSat Aug 06 1988 00:231
    
396.4171hit song -> fined for musical distasteIJSAPL::ELSENAARHome, on a global tripSat Aug 06 1988 00:271
396.4172fined for musical distaste --> refined musical tasteSTAR::HUBERThe Revenge of the Muted BassoonSat Aug 06 1988 01:290
396.4173refined musical taste --> music that tastes goodDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanSat Aug 06 1988 01:471
    
396.4174music that tastes good --> music that's less fillingRICKS::SATOWSat Aug 06 1988 02:021
    
396.4175music that's less filling => Music-Light (tm) :-)ERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Sat Aug 06 1988 02:081
    
396.4176Music-Light(tm)-> muses tripping lightlyCURIUS::CIUFFINIIf my Personal Name were a song, it Sat Aug 06 1988 02:291
  
396.4177STAR::HUBERThe Revenge of the Muted BassoonSat Aug 06 1988 02:4622
    		-< muses tripping lightly --> Fa
    					  	l

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    						  i

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    						      o
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    							  h
    
    							   e
    							    
    							    St
    							      airs >-
396.4178TOOK::C_PEREZThe InFAMous EightSat Aug 06 1988 11:0022
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				                          d
    	        n		                         a
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    		        h	               u
					
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    			   St		   i
    			     airs --> Climb

396.4179climbing up the ladder --> evolutionLISP::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,LISP,ZFC}:: D'EramoSun Aug 07 1988 00:040
396.4180evolution => evolutionaryERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Sun Aug 07 1988 00:171
    
396.4181evolutionary -> The Chicago 8 (1968)CURIUS::CIUFFINIIf my Personal Name were a song, it Sun Aug 07 1988 02:121
    
396.4182The Chicago 8 -> The Wesleyan 110 (1988)TWEED::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsSun Aug 07 1988 06:165
    
    who no one have heard of but my son was one of the protest
    group!
    
    Bonnie
396.4183The Wesleyan 110 --> CornetsSTAR::HUBERThe Revenge of the Muted BassoonSun Aug 07 1988 08:270
396.4184Cornets-->Led the big paradeTWEED::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsSun Aug 07 1988 20:401
    
396.4185led the big parade -> to nowhereIJSAPL::ELSENAARHome, on a global tripSun Aug 07 1988 20:471
Don't like cornets ;^)
396.4186to nowhere -> to erehwonTWEED::B_REINKEwhere the sidewalk endsMon Aug 08 1988 03:211
    
396.4187to erehwon => from here to thereERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Mon Aug 08 1988 05:161
    
396.4188 from here to there ---> from where to where? THEONE::PARSONSSo many notes, so little time.....Mon Aug 08 1988 07:331
    
396.4189from here to there => to go awayGIDDAY::VISSERThink before you type!Mon Aug 08 1988 07:342
    
    
396.4190THEONE::PARSONSSo many notes, so little time.....Mon Aug 08 1988 07:435
    from where to where?---
                           \
                            ---- wear what when we're away where?
    to go away ------------/
    
396.4191Wear what when we're away where? -->IlliterationLAMHRA::WHORLOWAbseiling is a real let-down!Mon Aug 08 1988 07:591
    
396.4192Illiteration --> healthy iterationTHEONE::PARSONSSo many notes, so little time.....Mon Aug 08 1988 09:061
    
396.4193healthy iteration -->> doing it again and againCHISPA::SYSTEMMon Aug 08 1988 12:041
    
396.4194doing it again and again -> redulteryIJSAPL::ELSENAARHome, on a global tripMon Aug 08 1988 12:290
396.4195redultery -=> concerning mutual illicitsGAOV11::MAXPROG6By popular demand , today is offMon Aug 08 1988 15:391
    John J
396.4196Mutual Illicits -> Mutual of OmahaLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoMon Aug 08 1988 18:341
    
396.4197Mutual of Omaha --> Wild KingdomSTAR::HUBERThe Revenge of the Muted BassoonMon Aug 08 1988 18:400
396.4198Wild Kingdom --> the Kingdom of IdMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonMon Aug 08 1988 18:536
    
    ... from the comic strip, _The Wizard of Id_
    
    re ooo
    
    Wild Kingsom -->vampire bats + vampire bugs + ...
396.4199the Kingdom of ID -> the Empire of EGOIJSAPL::ELSENAARHome, on a global tripMon Aug 08 1988 19:010
396.4200the Empire of EGO --> NeroSTAR::HUBERThe Revenge of the Muted BassoonMon Aug 08 1988 19:380
396.4201Nero --> FiddleRICKS::SATOWMon Aug 08 1988 19:451
    
396.4202fiddle -=> taxGAOV11::MAXPROG6By popular demand , today is offMon Aug 08 1988 20:323
    oops
    
    John J
396.4203tax --> achusettsME::TRUMPLERI want to juggle job offersMon Aug 08 1988 21:014
    Re "fiddle":
    -< fiddle --> sticks >-
    
    >M
396.4204achusetts -=> denturesGAOV11::MAXPROG6By popular demand , today is offMon Aug 08 1988 21:021
    John J
396.4205dentures --> fender-benderMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonMon Aug 08 1988 21:311
    
396.4206fender-bender --> Night of the Crash Test DummiesSTAR::HUBERThe Revenge of the Muted BassoonMon Aug 08 1988 21:440
396.4207Night of the Crash Test Dummies -=> English CricketGAOV11::MAXPROG6By popular demand , today is offMon Aug 08 1988 21:552
    John J
    
396.4208English Cricket -> British bugAMUSED::CIUFFINIIf my Personal Name were a song, it Mon Aug 08 1988 21:561
    
396.4209British bug --> jolly good listening deviceLISP::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,LISP,ZFC}:: D'EramoMon Aug 08 1988 23:030
396.4210jolly good listening device => earGIDDAY::VISSERThink before you type!Tue Aug 09 1988 16:562
    
    Klaas....
396.4211ear --> waxSTAR::HUBERThe Revenge of the Muted BassoonTue Aug 09 1988 17:230
396.4212wax -> skiingIJSAPL::ELSENAARHome, on a global tripTue Aug 09 1988 17:421
396.4213skiing -> slope-interceptCURIUS::CIUFFINIIf my Personal Name were a song, it Tue Aug 09 1988 17:511
    
396.4214slope-intercept --> tangentMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonTue Aug 09 1988 18:054
    
    Re "British bug":
    
                  -<British bug --> Australian debug>-
396.4215tangent -> skewLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoTue Aug 09 1988 19:171
    
396.4216skew --> beefRICKS::SATOWTue Aug 09 1988 19:241
    
396.4217beef -> WellingtonMISFIT::GEMMELand now here's Mac and Tosh...Tue Aug 09 1988 19:302
    
   
396.4218beef --> where's the...TWEED::B_REINKEAs true as water, as true as lightTue Aug 09 1988 19:304
    
    
    from the once popular commercial for Wendy's hamburgers for those
    not familiar with American tv.
396.4219where's the ... -> candleESSJAY::PETERSE Unibus PlurumTue Aug 09 1988 19:361
396.4220Where's the ... -> in the BOXIJSAPL::ELSENAARHome, on a global tripTue Aug 09 1988 19:375


I DID IT!
I DID IT!
396.4221MARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonTue Aug 09 1988 19:395
    Wellington -----------+--> Napoleon ---+
                          |                |
    Where's the ... ------+--> location ---+--->Waterloo
    
    
396.4222oops!IJSAPL::ELSENAARHome, on a global tripTue Aug 09 1988 19:397
candle      \
             \
              > hidden skills
             /
in the box  /

I did it too late, obviously... :-)
396.4223hidden skills --> skid in hillsME::TRUMPLERI want to juggle job offersTue Aug 09 1988 19:400
396.4224MARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonTue Aug 09 1988 19:425
    Skid in hills ----+
                      |
                      |
    Waterloo ---------+--->Playing Fields of Eton
    
396.4225Playing fields of Eton -=> RugbyGAOV11::MAXPROG6By popular demand , today is offTue Aug 09 1988 23:196
    
    
    
    If we've quite settled down now .
    
    John J
396.4226rugby --> footballSTAR::HUBERThe Revenge of the Muted BassoonTue Aug 09 1988 23:420
396.4227football -> word association :-)CURIUS::CIUFFINIIf my Personal Name were a song, it Wed Aug 10 1988 00:021
    
396.4228word association -> psychiatryKAOFS::S_BROOKA 12 bit ArchaeologistWed Aug 10 1988 00:230
396.4229psychiatry -> subconsciousMQOS02::A_COURCHESNEWed Aug 10 1988 00:251
   
396.4230subconscious -> Forbidden PlanetLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoWed Aug 10 1988 00:321
    monsters from the Id...
396.4231forbidden planet -> plan it right next timeKAOFS::S_BROOKA 12 bit ArchaeologistWed Aug 10 1988 00:340
396.4232plan it right next time --> Get it Right the First TimeSTAR::HUBERThe Revenge of the Muted BassoonWed Aug 10 1988 00:480
396.4233Get it right the first time --> time outINK::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonWed Aug 10 1988 01:121
    
396.4234Get it Right the First Time => Never at DigitalPOBOX::VANTILBURGOnce is NEVER enough!!Wed Aug 10 1988 01:281
    
396.4235Never at Digital => Analog DevicesCRL::TREESEUse the Source, LukeWed Aug 10 1988 01:301
    
396.4236KAOFS::S_BROOKA 12 bit ArchaeologistWed Aug 10 1988 01:432
    analogue devices ->
    time out         ->  differnetial equations
396.4237differential equations -> Oh, no! maths!!!!CURIUS::CIUFFINIIf my Personal Name were a song, it Wed Aug 10 1988 02:037
        Special thanks for .4231, 4232   ( How do you explain these
        to the next cube_person? Especially, when in a torrent of
        silence, you are laughing out loud?
        jc    
    
    
396.4238Oh no! maths!!!!--> math anxietyTWEED::B_REINKEAs true as water, as true as lightWed Aug 10 1988 02:096
   
    
    In re laughing out loud at your terminal....my neighbors have
    *known* I am certifiably crazy for quite some time now!
    
    Bonnie
396.4239math anxiety --> Form 1040INK::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonWed Aug 10 1988 02:133
    
    For our friends outside the U.S. -- the Form 1040 is what is filled
    out for our income tax.
396.4240Form 1040 --> Coffee Break Extension FormSTAR::HUBERThe Revenge of the Muted BassoonWed Aug 10 1988 02:320
396.4241Coffee Break Extension Form --> Paperless officeNYSSA::BIELSKIStan B.Wed Aug 10 1988 03:211
    
396.4242Paperless office --> bathroomLISP::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,LISP,ZFC}:: D'EramoWed Aug 10 1988 03:330
396.4243bathroom => restroomERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Wed Aug 10 1988 05:581
    
396.4244restroom -> sort moreCURIUS::CIUFFINIIf my Personal Name were a song, it Wed Aug 10 1988 07:031
    
396.4245sort more ---> loose lessDANUBE::B_REINKEAs true as water, as true as lightWed Aug 10 1988 07:111
    
396.4246lose less => it's in the last place you lookGIDDAY::VISSERThink before you type!Wed Aug 10 1988 07:261
    
396.4247it's in the last place you look --> heavenTHEONE::PARSONSSo many notes, so little time.....Wed Aug 10 1988 07:306
    
    
    
    
    -.1 Of course it's in the last place you look, because then you stop
    looking!
396.4248heaven => hellERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Wed Aug 10 1988 08:231
    
396.4249hell --> hell's bellsTERZA::ZANEfoxglove employeeWed Aug 10 1988 09:220
396.4250hell's bells --> AC/DCTOOK::C_PEREZThe InFAMous EightWed Aug 10 1988 10:353

from the album 'Back in Black'...
396.4251AC/DC -> undercurrentIJSAPL::ELSENAARHome, on a global tripWed Aug 10 1988 12:220
396.4252undercurrent --> overtoneMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonWed Aug 10 1988 20:0811
    
    Re "heaven" and "hell":
    
    As William Buckley, Jr. fponted out, these should be capitalized.
    As he put it, "Hell is the name of a place.  Like Scarsdale."
    
    How apt. :-D
    
    Re "Hell's bells':
    
                        -<Hell's bells --> Hell's Belles>-
396.4253overtone -> dial toneGNUVAX::BOBBITTinvictus maneoWed Aug 10 1988 20:111
    
396.4254dial tone -> choosing speakerIJSAPL::ELSENAARHome, on a global tripWed Aug 10 1988 20:181
396.4255dial tone => bubble warTHEGIZ::PITARDOH NO! Not another day!!!Wed Aug 10 1988 20:185
       
       
       
       	Dial is a soap, and Tone is a soap, so why not a bubble war??
       
396.4256MARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonWed Aug 10 1988 20:494
    choosing speaker ---+
                        |
                        |
    bubble war ---------+---->political debates
396.4257political debates -> UTTERLY BORING!!!!!KAOFS::S_BROOKA 12 bit ArchaeologistWed Aug 10 1988 21:001
    
396.4258UTTERLY BORING --> cow drillsSTAR::HUBERThe Revenge of the Muted BassoonWed Aug 10 1988 21:030
396.4259cow drills -> Texan milk wells?CURIUS::CIUFFINIIf my Personal Name were a song, it Wed Aug 10 1988 21:093
    
    Didn't the group the Cow Drills have that hit song 'HAIR'?
      
396.4260skake :: skeiks GAO::DKEATINGReminiscing about tomorrowWed Aug 10 1988 21:292
    Texan milk wells -> Arab milk sheiks 
    
396.4261Arab milk sheiks -=> by the barrelGAOV11::MAXPROG6By popular demand , today is offWed Aug 10 1988 22:111
    John J
396.4262by the barrel => by the bookERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Wed Aug 10 1988 22:201
    
396.4263by the book => wach the movieTHEGIZ::PITARDOH NO! Not another day!!!Wed Aug 10 1988 22:282
       
       	no, that's not a typo.
396.4264by the book -=> Mr. SaavikGAOV11::MAXPROG6By popular demand , today is offWed Aug 10 1988 22:281
    John J
396.4265by the book --> chartTERZA::ZANEfoxglove employeeWed Aug 10 1988 22:280
396.4266GAOV11::MAXPROG6By popular demand , today is offWed Aug 10 1988 22:396
    
    wach the movie--|
                    |
    Mr. Saavik------|------- plot a new course 	
                    |
    chart-----------|
396.4267Plot a new course => Christopher ColumbusPOBOX::VANTILBURGOnce is NEVER enough!!Wed Aug 10 1988 23:011
    
396.4268Christopher Columbus --> criss-crossSTAR::HUBERThe Revenge of the Muted BassoonWed Aug 10 1988 23:230
396.4269criss-cross --> doublecrossMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonWed Aug 10 1988 23:251
    
396.4270doublecross --> two churchesME::TRUMPLERI want to juggle job offersWed Aug 10 1988 23:390
396.4271two churches --> holy warRICKS::SATOWWed Aug 10 1988 23:471
    
396.4272holy war -> my god can beat your god!COOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXOWed Aug 10 1988 23:481
    
396.4273my god can beat your god! -> Good God!CURIUS::CIUFFINIIf my Personal Name were a song, it Thu Aug 11 1988 00:434
        With thanks to James( the master of soul ) Brown...

    jc
396.4274God God --> George BurnsMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonThu Aug 11 1988 00:569
    
    re "holy war":
    
                         -<holy war --> Batman>-
    
    for those who haven't seen it, the 1960s _Batman_ television show
    had the Caped Crusader's sidekick, Robin, say things like, "Holy
    conundrum, Batman," when the villain, The Riddler, had just left
    them with a puzzle ....
396.4275George Burns -> Robert BrowningLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoThu Aug 11 1988 01:291
    
396.4276Robert Browning --> Robert BurnsTWEED::B_REINKEAs true as water, as true as lightThu Aug 11 1988 01:541
    
396.4277Robert Burns => Sweet AftonLOCLE::RATCLIFFWhat does &quot;curiosity&quot; mean?Thu Aug 11 1988 02:111
    ... as in cigarettes.
396.4278Sweet Afton --> often sweetSTAR::HUBERThe Revenge of the Muted BassoonThu Aug 11 1988 03:040
396.4279often sweet --> aftertasteCRETE::BIELSKIamong the woid noidsThu Aug 11 1988 03:121
    
396.4280aftertaste --> twice_ter_tasteTHEONE::PARSONSSo many notes, so little time.....Thu Aug 11 1988 04:431
    
396.4281twice-ter-taste --> dilute (to taste)LAMHRA::WHORLOWAbseiling is a real let-down!Thu Aug 11 1988 05:201
    
396.4282dilute (to taste) -->with additives 406,721,699...THEONE::PARSONSSo many notes, so little time.....Thu Aug 11 1988 05:241
    
396.4283TOOK::C_PEREZThe InFAMous EightThu Aug 11 1988 07:401
            -< with additives 406,721,699... --> looks like... >-
396.4284looks like... --> sounds like...SALEM::AMARTINMy AHDEDAHZZ REmix, by uLtRaVeRsEThu Aug 11 1988 11:481
    
396.4285sounds like... --> a charadeME::TRUMPLERI want to juggle job offersThu Aug 11 1988 22:560
396.4286a charade -=> masqueradeGAOV11::MAXPROG6By popular demand , today is offThu Aug 11 1988 23:041
    John J
396.4287masquerade --> mass queue raidSTAR::HUBERThe Revenge of the Muted BassoonThu Aug 11 1988 23:320
396.4288mass queue raid --> system overloadMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonThu Aug 11 1988 23:531
    
396.4289System overload -> Serf under LordKAOFS::S_BROOKA 12 bit ArchaeologistFri Aug 12 1988 00:160
396.4290Serf under Lord => surf on the board/Hang ten!ERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Fri Aug 12 1988 00:283
    
    Only 3 days left!  We still need 610 more replies.  Are we going
    to make it?
396.4291Surf on the board/Hang ten! -> Dewey Decimal systemKAOFS::S_BROOKA 12 bit ArchaeologistFri Aug 12 1988 00:320
396.4292Dewey Decimal System --> Briggsian Logarithmic SystemMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonFri Aug 12 1988 00:385
    
    Re surf on the board/hang ten! :
    
       -<surf on the board/hang ten! --> Smurfs on the board/hang 'em all!>-
                  
396.4293Briggsian Logarithmic system -> Not Another Math PhrasaseKAOFS::S_BROOKA 12 bit ArchaeologistFri Aug 12 1988 00:410
396.4294not another math phrasase! --> It slices! It dices!DOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanFri Aug 12 1988 01:291
    
396.4295It slices! It dices! --> The Wonderful Wronco Zucchini PealerSTAR::HUBERThe Revenge of the Muted BassoonFri Aug 12 1988 01:400
396.4296KAOFS::S_BROOKA 12 bit ArchaeologistFri Aug 12 1988 02:025
    the wonderful wronco zucchini pealer -> Another Muppet Movie
    
    Sounds like something Gonzo & the Flying Zucchini brothers might
    dream up!
    
396.4297another Muppet movie --> The Return of YodaMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonFri Aug 12 1988 02:071
    
396.4298The return of Yoda --> refunds for cash onlyDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanFri Aug 12 1988 02:081
    
396.4299refunds for cash only -> give her credit!CURIUS::CIUFFINIIf my Personal Name were a song, it Fri Aug 12 1988 02:341
    
396.4300give her credit! -> CHARGE!LEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoFri Aug 12 1988 02:431
    
396.4301CHARGE! --> the dim brigadeNYSSA::BIELSKIStan B.Fri Aug 12 1988 02:542
    ...if we weren't working under brownout conditions in Mass., it
    would have been "the light brigade"...
396.4302KAOFS::S_BROOKA 12 bit ArchaeologistFri Aug 12 1988 03:022
    the dim brigade -> strike a light!
    
396.4303the dim brigade -> Mensa, no. Densa, yes :-)CURIUS::CIUFFINIIf my Personal Name were a song, it Fri Aug 12 1988 03:021
    
396.4304Mensa, no. Densa, yes --> exclusive clubsTHEONE::PARSONSSo many notes, so little time.....Fri Aug 12 1988 04:481
    
396.4305exclusive clubs => all purpose clubsERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Fri Aug 12 1988 05:081
    
396.4306all purpose clubs --> A (bigger) hammerLAMHRA::WHORLOWAbseiling is a real let-down!Fri Aug 12 1988 05:481
    
396.4307A hammer -> if I had ..COOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXOFri Aug 12 1988 07:025
    On the suggested use of "holy war -> Batman!": I was
    tempted but I had used it in a previous (396.3633) note.
    
    And we can reuse something, can we? ;-)
    
396.4308 if I had... --> a million dollars THEONE::PARSONSSo many notes, so little time.....Fri Aug 12 1988 07:416
    
    
    
    Well, it would be a bit of a bother if we couldn't re-use words
    in the English language, as I see it all the available words would
    have been used up sometime around Shakespeare's time.  :-)
396.4309a million dollars => The Six Million Dollar ManERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Fri Aug 12 1988 07:511
    
396.4310TOOK::C_PEREZThe InFAMous EightFri Aug 12 1988 07:551
        -< a million dollars * TAXachussets := .005 cents >-
396.4311THEONE::PARSONSSo many notes, so little time.....Fri Aug 12 1988 08:022
    The Six million dollar man----
    .005 cents ------------------|------inflation
396.4312inflation --> baloonDANUBE::B_REINKEAs true as water, as true as lightFri Aug 12 1988 08:085
    
    
    hey gang...we left out 'stike a light' a while back...
    
    I accuse you all of reading only the last coupla notes...:-)!!!
396.4313baloon --> *pop*TOOK::C_PEREZThe InFAMous EightFri Aug 12 1988 08:200
396.4314*pop* --> I forgot what I came in here for.TERZA::ZANEfoxglove employeeFri Aug 12 1988 08:480
396.4315I forgot what I came in here for. >- write it downTHEONE::PARSONSSo many notes, so little time.....Fri Aug 12 1988 09:021
    
396.4316write it down => I will, as soon as I learn how to read...ERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Fri Aug 12 1988 09:591
    
396.4317I will, as soon as I learn how to read->dyslexiaTHEONE::PARSONSSo many notes, so little time.....Fri Aug 12 1988 10:153
    
    
    Re -.1, We have a problem here, something is illogical... 
396.4318dyslexia -> tourbels with dearingIJSAPL::ELSENAARHome, on a global tripFri Aug 12 1988 12:241
396.4319(tour)bel(s with d)ear(ing) --> upmarketAYOV27::ISMITHA closed mouth gathers no feet.Fri Aug 12 1988 12:471
    Odd I know, but then I have been away for a while...
396.4320upmarket -> highlightIJSAPL::ELSENAARHome, on a global tripFri Aug 12 1988 14:224
Even odder, but since I'm around for quite some time already....

Arie
396.4321highlight --> Miller (tm)SALEM::AMARTINMy AHDEDAHZZ REmix, by uLtRaVeRsEFri Aug 12 1988 14:261
    
396.4322Miller (tm) -> Michelob (tm)IJSAPL::ELSENAARHome, on a global tripFri Aug 12 1988 14:536
Only some vague rememberings from a trip to the USA eight years ago.
Just wondering: am I right?

Arie

396.4323STAR::HUBERThe Revenge of the Muted BassoonFri Aug 12 1988 17:433
  		-< strike a light ----\
  				       +---> Gimme a Light >-
		-< Michelob (tm)  ----/
396.4324gimme a light --> I wanted a Bud Light!DOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanFri Aug 12 1988 18:176
    
    
    That's another kind of American beer that's been having a silly
    ad campaign lately . . .
    
    
396.4325gimme a light --> new lamps for oldMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonFri Aug 12 1988 18:201
    
396.4326new lamps for old -=> one lamp or two GAOV11::MAXPROG6By popular demand , today is offFri Aug 12 1988 18:514
    
    Or are you swoot enough ?
    
    John J     TFIF
396.4327one lamp or two -> Watt?CURIUS::CIUFFINIIf my Personal Name were a song, it Fri Aug 12 1988 19:101
    
396.4328Watt? --> how re-Volt-ingDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanFri Aug 12 1988 19:261
    
396.4329how re-Volt-ing --> power upME::TRUMPLERI want to juggle job offersFri Aug 12 1988 20:075
    I'm sorry,
    
    I couldn't resist...
    
    >M
396.4330power up -> butter upMISFIT::GEMMELand now here's Mac and Tosh...Fri Aug 12 1988 20:081
    
396.4331butter up -> feathers downCURIUS::CIUFFINIIf my Personal Name were a song, it Fri Aug 12 1988 20:141
    
396.4332feathers down-->down pillowTWEED::B_REINKEAs true as water, as true as lightFri Aug 12 1988 20:341
    
396.4333down pillow --> up on the elephantDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanFri Aug 12 1988 20:371
    
396.4334up on the elephant --> not proper secondsAYOV27::ISMITHA closed mouth gathers no feet.Fri Aug 12 1988 21:471
    From the film Gregory's Girl
396.4335not proper seconds --> illegal duelDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanFri Aug 12 1988 22:081
    
396.4336illegal duel -> aliensMISFIT::GEMMELand now here's Mac and Tosh...Fri Aug 12 1988 22:201
    
396.4337aliens --> foreignersLISP::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,LISP,ZFC}:: D'EramoFri Aug 12 1988 22:260
396.4338foreigners -> forgeryMISFIT::GEMMELand now here's Mac and Tosh...Fri Aug 12 1988 22:341
    
396.4339forgery --> wooden nickelDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanFri Aug 12 1988 22:361
    
396.4340wooden nickel -> nickel and dimeMISFIT::GEMMELand now here's Mac and Tosh...Fri Aug 12 1988 22:501
    
396.4341nickel and dime => me to deathERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Fri Aug 12 1988 23:141
    
396.4342me to death --> Live Free or DieSTAR::HUBERThe Revenge of the Muted BassoonFri Aug 12 1988 23:220
396.4343Live Free or Die --> UnixCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXOFri Aug 12 1988 23:291
    Oh no!  I said the U word.
396.4344Live Free or Die -> or Live on plasticCURIUS::CIUFFINIIf my Personal Name were a song, it Fri Aug 12 1988 23:301
  
396.4345Unix --> harem keepersMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonFri Aug 12 1988 23:302
    
    'nuff said
396.4346charge/plastic/harem -> chic to sheikLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoSat Aug 13 1988 00:123
    live on plastic ------------------
                                     }}-----chic to sheik
    harem keepers---------------------
396.4347chic to sheik -> between the sheetsMISFIT::GEMMELand now here's Mac and Tosh...Sat Aug 13 1988 01:031
    
396.4348between the sheets --> mastsMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonSat Aug 13 1988 01:062
    
    Nautically, "sheets" are what you control sails with.
396.4349masts -> avast ye swabbies!MISFIT::GEMMELand now here's Mac and Tosh...Sat Aug 13 1988 01:331
    
396.4350avast ye swabbies! -> hustle your squeegees!NYSSA::BIELSKIStan B.Sat Aug 13 1988 01:492
    When I was a "swabbie" in the Coast Guard, we swabbed down the decks
    and then got rid of the excess water with squeegees. 
396.4351Hustle your squeegees => Grab a MopPOBOX::VANTILBURGOnce is NEVER enough!!Sat Aug 13 1988 02:101
    
396.4352Grab a mop -> DecnetCURIUS::CIUFFINIIf my Personal Name were a song, it Sat Aug 13 1988 02:521
    
396.4353Decnet --> captured beastieTOOK::C_PEREZThe InFAMous EightSat Aug 13 1988 02:560
396.4354Captured beasties => The ZooERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Sat Aug 13 1988 05:541
    
396.4355the zoo -> gesundheitCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXOSat Aug 13 1988 05:591
    
396.4356gesundheit --> sneezeLISP::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,LISP,ZFC}:: D'EramoSat Aug 13 1988 08:000
396.4357sneeze --> spread of germsTOOK::C_PEREZThe InFAMous EightSat Aug 13 1988 08:540
396.4358spread of germs --> CleanroomsSALEM::AMARTINRight Wing Yuppie Puppies. INQUIRE WITHINSat Aug 13 1988 12:300
396.4359Cleanrooms --> bedroomsAYOV29::ISMITHA closed mouth gathers no feet.Sat Aug 13 1988 14:2211
    Well, they are usually, aren't they? 8^}
    
    
    Re the nautical theme a few back:
    
    Captain : Prepare to repel boarders!
    
    First Mate : But what about the day-boys sir?
    
    
    Ian.
396.4360bedrooms -> sleeping timeIJSAPL::ELSENAARHome, on a global tripSat Aug 13 1988 22:286
Pffff
Narrow escape!
;^)

Arie
396.4361sleeping time --> alarm clockSTAR::HUBERThe Revenge of the Muted BassoonMon Aug 15 1988 17:360
396.4362alarm clock --> hickory dickory dockDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanMon Aug 15 1988 18:031
    
396.4363hickory dickory dock -->mouse infestationERASER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonMon Aug 15 1988 19:044
    
    or
    
             -<hickory dickory dock --> wooden pier at stud farm>-
396.4364mouse infestation --> snap!AITG::TRUMPLERI want to juggle job offersMon Aug 15 1988 20:070
396.4365snap --> crackleMISFIT::GEMMELand now here's Mac and Tosh...Mon Aug 15 1988 21:001
    
396.4366Snap -> Crackle -> I refuse to fall into this trapKAOFS::S_BROOKA 12 bit ArchaeologistMon Aug 15 1988 21:060
396.4367I refuse to fall into this trap --> better build a better oneSTAR::HUBERThe Revenge of the Muted BassoonMon Aug 15 1988 21:080
396.4368KAOFS::S_BROOKA 12 bit ArchaeologistMon Aug 15 1988 21:126
Better  build a better one -> I'll have a bit of better butter ....
    
    for the royal slice of bread
    
    
    Apologies to the author!
396.4369bit of better butter --> baby goatDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanMon Aug 15 1988 21:321
    
396.4370baby goat --> oh, you kid!MARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonMon Aug 15 1988 21:5310
    
    In the 1920s and 1930s, there was a saying:
    
    "23 Skiddo.  Oh, you kid!"
    
    and
    
    "I love my wife, but oh, you kid."
    
    
396.4371oh, you kid! --> cat's pajamasDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanMon Aug 15 1988 22:241
    
396.4372cat's pajamas --> feline fashionAITG::TRUMPLERI want to juggle job offersMon Aug 15 1988 23:000
396.4373feline fashion -> fur coat!COOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXOMon Aug 15 1988 23:131
    
396.4374Fur coat! -> Get off my back!KAOFS::S_BROOKA 12 bit ArchaeologistMon Aug 15 1988 23:251
    
396.4375get off my back -> I knew that upfrontIJSAPL::ELSENAARHome, on a global tripMon Aug 15 1988 23:461
396.4376I knew that upfront --> until my lobotomySTAR::HUBERThe Revenge of the Muted BassoonTue Aug 16 1988 00:110
396.4377until my lobotomy -> after a bottle in front of meCRL::TREESEWin Treese, Cambridge Research LabTue Aug 16 1988 00:267
    This has been going on for over a year now, with an average of
    11.9237 contributions per day.
    
    Shocking.  Simply shocking.
    
    	- Win
    
396.4378after a bottle in front of me -> Liquid in me!AMUSED::CIUFFINIIf my Personal Name were a song, it Tue Aug 16 1988 01:071
    
396.4379liquid in me --> wet floorBLURB::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanTue Aug 16 1988 01:161
    
396.4380wet floor --> swab the deckRICKS::SATOWTue Aug 16 1988 01:182
    
    
396.4381swab the deck -->tote that bargeMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonTue Aug 16 1988 01:221
    
396.4382swab the deck -> batten down the hatchesLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoTue Aug 16 1988 01:221
    
396.4383RAVEN1::MKENNEDYEschew sesquipedalianism!Tue Aug 16 1988 01:294
batten down the hatches-->\
                           > Two Years Before the Mast, RHD 
tote that barge    ------>/   

396.4384two years before the mast -> after the factMISFIT::GEMMELand now here's Mac and Tosh...Tue Aug 16 1988 02:071
    
396.4385after the fact --> accessoryRICKS::SATOWTue Aug 16 1988 02:301
    
396.4386accessory --> necessarySTAR::HUBERThe Revenge of the Muted BassoonTue Aug 16 1988 02:420
396.4387necessary --> tubAYOV29::ISMITHA closed mouth gathers no feet.Tue Aug 16 1988 02:531
    One of the more amusing euphamisms...
396.4388tub -> but backwards... (A goat joke :-))AMUSED::CIUFFINIIf my Personal Name were a song, it Tue Aug 16 1988 03:001
    
396.4389but backwards --> der..LAMHRA::WHORLOWAbseiling is a real let-down!Tue Aug 16 1988 05:054
    
    Put your finger in your ear and say 'red' backwards...
    
    djw
396.4390der.. --> and der...STAR::HUBERThe Revenge of the Muted BassoonTue Aug 16 1988 06:040
396.4391TOOK::C_PEREZThe InFAMous EightTue Aug 16 1988 08:413
                   -< der.. --> and der... --> mud >-

ahhh der... how do you spell dumb???
396.4392mud --> hippo potarmus (from Flanders & Swan)LAMHRA::WHORLOWAbseiling is a real let-down!Tue Aug 16 1988 12:161
    
396.4393Hippo potarmus --> hippo paternityMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonTue Aug 16 1988 18:327
    
    Re "and der":
    
                       -<and der --> And der's son>-
                    -<And der's son --> Hans Christian>-
                  -<Hans Christian --> Dynastic conversion>- 
    
396.4394hippo paternity -> Uganda LoveAMUSED::CIUFFINIIf my Personal Name were a song, it Tue Aug 16 1988 18:461
    
396.4395Uganda Love -> Banana LoveLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoTue Aug 16 1988 18:572
    a song by the Bobs, a vocal group who are hilarious
    
396.4396Banana Love --> Muskrat LoveAITG::TRUMPLERI want to juggle job offersTue Aug 16 1988 19:581
    a song by the Captain and Tenille, who are not hilarious
396.4397muskrat love --> beaver hatsDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanTue Aug 16 1988 20:191
    
396.4398beaver hats --> leave it to beaverMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonTue Aug 16 1988 20:521
    
396.4399leave it to beaver -> last will and testamentLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoTue Aug 16 1988 22:206
    "Ward, weren't you a little hard on the beaver last night...?"
    
    ;-)
    
    -Jody
    
396.4400last will and testament -> Corpus ChristiAMUSED::CIUFFINIIf my Personal Name were a song, it Tue Aug 16 1988 22:332
    
    re -.1 :-), :-), :-)!!!
396.4401Corpus Christi --> Habeas ChristiAYOV27::ISMITHA closed mouth gathers no feet.Tue Aug 16 1988 23:191
    Brother of Corpus, perhaps?
396.4402DOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanTue Aug 16 1988 23:331
    
396.4403TOOK::C_PEREZThe InFAMous EightTue Aug 16 1988 23:373
396.4404KAOFS::S_BROOKA 12 bit ArchaeologistWed Aug 17 1988 00:162
    No I can't manage a oui j'ai -> Well, I wont let you clean my windows!
    
396.4405Well, I wont let you clean my windows! --> Arthur DentSTAR::HUBERThe Revenge of the Muted BassoonWed Aug 17 1988 00:250
396.4406Arthur Dent --> Acci DentDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanWed Aug 17 1988 00:281
    
396.4407Acci dent -> DEC a dentAMUSED::CIUFFINIIf my Personal Name were a song, it Wed Aug 17 1988 00:411
396.4408DEC a dent --> VAX crashDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanWed Aug 17 1988 00:451
    
396.4409VAX crash --> Vash and Vax the CarRUTLND::SATOWWed Aug 17 1988 01:301
    
396.4410Vash and Vax the Car --> who vas that vaxed man?DOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanWed Aug 17 1988 01:591
    
396.4411vash and vax the car -> vill ya do da vindows doMISFIT::GEMMELand now here's Mac and Tosh...Wed Aug 17 1988 02:001
    
396.4412vill ya do da vindows do --> do be doo be dooMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonWed Aug 17 1988 02:271
    
396.4413do be doo be doo --> ScoobyTERZA::ZANEfoxglove employeeWed Aug 17 1988 02:480
396.4414Scooby -> Yabba-dabba doCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXOWed Aug 17 1988 02:551
    
396.4415Yabba-dabba do --> Some don'tMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonWed Aug 17 1988 02:571
    
396.4416Some don't --> chickensLISP::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,LISP,ZFC}:: D'EramoWed Aug 17 1988 03:550
396.4417chickens --> eggsSTAR::HUBERThe Revenge of the Muted BassoonWed Aug 17 1988 04:010
396.4418eggs --> laidLISP::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,LISP,ZFC}:: D'EramoWed Aug 17 1988 04:040
396.4419laid--> get (:-) )TWEED::B_REINKEAs true as water, as true as lightWed Aug 17 1988 07:541
    
396.4420TOOK::C_PEREZThe InFAMous EightWed Aug 17 1988 09:134
                   -< laid--> get   (:-) ) --> in back seat... >-


because it was fun!
396.4421in back seat --> of a caddy...SALEM::AMARTINRight Wing Yankee Yuppie Yahoo!Wed Aug 17 1988 11:261
    
396.4422AYOV27::ISMITHA closed mouth gathers no feet.Wed Aug 17 1988 12:414
    Who was that vaxed man--\
                             \-------> The Marker of Zorro
                             /
    Of a caddy...-----------/
396.4423The Marker of Zorro => ZeppoMARVIN::KNOWLESthe teddy-bears have their nit-pickWed Aug 17 1988 17:551
    
396.4424Zeppo -->Groucho, Chico, Harpo, GummoMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonWed Aug 17 1988 18:037
    
    Re "The Marker of Zorro":
    
                          -<The Marker of Zorro --> IOU>- 
    
    I wonder how many knew that Gummo was a Marx Brother.
    He never appeared in a film; but he was "named" along with his brothers.
396.4425Groucho... -> OscarLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoWed Aug 17 1988 18:352
    Say the secret woid...
    
396.4426Oscar -> Buckminster FullerCURIUS::CIUFFINIIf my Personal Name were a song, it Wed Aug 17 1988 18:391
   
396.4427Buckminster Fuller --> Bucky BugMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonWed Aug 17 1988 19:469
    
    Buckminster Fuller was nicknamed "Bucky."  I spoke to him once;
    he'd a 128,000 baud rate delivery.  He coined the word "extropy"
    to talk about the incerse of entropy.
    
    Bucky Bug is a Walt Disney character, who was found in a feature
    in _Walt Disney Comics and Stories_ about a place where insects
    lived; his best froend was a trampish-looking bug named "Bo"
    (apparently short for "Hobo").  The characters spoke in rhyme.
396.4428Bucky Bug --> Bugs BunnyAITG::TRUMPLERI want to juggle job offersWed Aug 17 1988 22:200
396.4429Bugs Bunny --> What's up, Doc?RICKS::SATOWWed Aug 17 1988 22:271
    
396.4430What's up, Doc? --> noseAYOV27::ISMITHA closed mouth gathers no feet.Wed Aug 17 1988 23:081
    Apologies in advance to those with large hooters
396.4431nose -> The ShadowCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXOWed Aug 17 1988 23:101
    To continue in the entertainment vein...
396.4432the Shadow -> Max Von Sydow (sp?)LEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoWed Aug 17 1988 23:232
    who was known to play many a "shady" character
    
396.4433Max Von Sydow --> the Blue MaxDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanThu Aug 18 1988 01:281
    
396.4434the Blue Max --> ThunderdomeAITG::TRUMPLERI want to juggle job offersThu Aug 18 1988 01:521
    Blue Max --> Mad Max -->
396.4435Thunderdome -->thundermugERASER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonThu Aug 18 1988 02:1215
    
    Re "the Shadow":
    
    The correct title is The Shadow.  At least that's how it was used
    in all the books and magazine stories. 
    
    "The Shadow is in reality Lamont Cranston, wealthy young man about
    town, who learned years ago in the Orient the hypnotic power to cloud 
    men's minds so they cannot see him.  Only his friend and companion,
    the lovely Margot Lane, knows to whom the voice of the invisible 
    Shadow belongs." 
    
    Ahh .... memories!
    
    
396.4436Thundermug -> Storm in a teacupKAOFS::S_BROOKA 12 bit ArchaeologistThu Aug 18 1988 02:150
396.4437Storm in a teacup -> The TempestNYSSA::BIELSKIStan B.Thu Aug 18 1988 02:191
    
396.4438The Tempest --> ArielTERZA::ZANEfoxglove employeeThu Aug 18 1988 02:320
396.4439tempest -> secureCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXOThu Aug 18 1988 02:331
    Tempest being the Fed gummint's way of defining secure computers...
396.4440MARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonThu Aug 18 1988 02:546
    Ariel --------------+
                        |
                        |
                        |
    secure -------------+---->guy wires
    
396.4441Guy wires => Girl wiresERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Thu Aug 18 1988 05:301
    
396.4442guy wires --> A Song for GuyLAMHRA::WHORLOWAbseiling is a real let-down!Thu Aug 18 1988 05:341
    
396.4443TOOK::C_PEREZThe InFAMous EightThu Aug 18 1988 07:364
                       -< A Song for Guy --> Midnite Maniac >-


from Krokus 'The Blitz'...  a real mans song :-)
396.4444IJSAPL::ELSENAARHome, on a global tripThu Aug 18 1988 12:259
girl wires---------\
                    \
Midnite Maniac--------> man caught

A forgotten association three replies ago...
And it works fine right now, isn't it? ;^)

Arie
396.4445man caught --> woman releasedSALEM::AMARTINRight Wing Yankee Yuppie Yahoo!Thu Aug 18 1988 14:161
    
396.4446woman released -> looking for release notesIJSAPL::ELSENAARHome, on a global tripThu Aug 18 1988 16:241
396.4447looking for release notes --> thick soft wallpaperAYOV27::ISMITHA closed mouth gathers no feet.Thu Aug 18 1988 18:081
    
396.4448thick soft wallpaper --> padded cellMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonThu Aug 18 1988 18:291
    
396.4449padded cell => straitjacketMARVIN::KNOWLESthe teddy-bears have their nit-pickThu Aug 18 1988 19:291
    
396.4450straitjacket --> crooked tieME::TRUMPLERI want to juggle job offersThu Aug 18 1988 19:380
396.4451crooked tie -> crooked dealLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoThu Aug 18 1988 19:451
    
396.4452crooked deal -> Trump-la-la...CURIUS::CIUFFINIIf my Personal Name were a song, it Thu Aug 18 1988 19:471
    
396.4453Trump-la-la ---> Captain DukeRUTLND::SATOWThu Aug 18 1988 20:161
    Been following `Doonesbury' lately?
396.4454Captiain Duke => King DukeTHEGIZ::PITARDOH NO! Not another day!!!Thu Aug 18 1988 20:242
       
       	As in Mike (the King) Dukasis
396.4455King Duke --> dukingDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanThu Aug 18 1988 20:491
    fighting it out . . .
396.4456duking --> ducking stoolMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonThu Aug 18 1988 21:116
    
    During the witch hysteria, one means of testing people of being
    Satanic witches was to tie them to a stool on the end of a lever
    that could be lowered into a convenient body of water.  The operational
    theory was that a witch would _not_ drown.  A lot of innocent people
    were able to prove they were not witches, but the hard way. :-( 
396.4457ducking stool --> 'She turned me into a newt!'STAR::HUBERThe Revenge of the Muted BassoonThu Aug 18 1988 21:390
396.4458She turned me into a newt!->We were only playing leapfrogKAOFS::S_BROOKA 12 bit ArchaeologistThu Aug 18 1988 22:160
396.4459...leapfrog -> never play leapfrog with a unicornGNUVAX::BOBBITTinvictus maneoThu Aug 18 1988 22:351
   
396.4460never play...unicorn --> eunuchDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanThu Aug 18 1988 23:591
    
396.4461eunuch --> I say "Who's there?"ME::TRUMPLERI want to juggle job offersFri Aug 19 1988 00:220
396.4462TOOK::C_PEREZThe InFAMous EightFri Aug 19 1988 00:574
                   -< I say "Who's there?" --> Land Shark >-


remember Bill Murray on Saturday Night Live...
396.4463land shark ---> loan sharkRUTLND::SATOWFri Aug 19 1988 01:001
    
396.4464Loan shark -> The Lone ArrangerKAOFS::S_BROOKA 12 bit ArchaeologistFri Aug 19 1988 01:270
396.4465The Loan Arranger --> I owe silverMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonFri Aug 19 1988 01:341
    
396.4466I owe silver --> I/O on magnesium oxideDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanFri Aug 19 1988 02:281
    
396.4467i/o on Magnesium Oxide ---> WatergateLAMHRA::WHORLOWAbseiling is a real let-down!Fri Aug 19 1988 05:131
    
396.4468TOOK::C_PEREZThe InFAMous EightFri Aug 19 1988 07:001
                   -< Watergate --> Dam that president >-
396.4469dam that president---> Hoover damWMOIS::B_REINKEAs true as water, as true as lightFri Aug 19 1988 09:101
    
396.4470Hoover dam-->damn clean damTHEONE::PARSONSSo many notes, so little time.....Fri Aug 19 1988 09:463
    
    
    (Sort of English joke)
396.4471damn clean dam => spit and polishERBERT::VISSERAnother day, another devalued dollarFri Aug 19 1988 12:153
    
    
    ..klaas..
396.4472spit and polish -> drink and germanIJSAPL::ELSENAARHome, on a global tripFri Aug 19 1988 12:366


maybe more such classics?

Arie
396.4473drink and german --> eat and frenchSALEM::AMARTINRight Wing Yankee Yuppie Yahoo!Fri Aug 19 1988 12:491
    
396.4474eat and french -> kiss and tellLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoFri Aug 19 1988 19:164
    re: back a few
    
    "behind every water-gate is a Millhouse" (Nixon's middle name)
    
396.4475ME::TRUMPLERI want to juggle job offersFri Aug 19 1988 19:450
396.4476KAOFS::S_BROOKA 12 bit ArchaeologistFri Aug 19 1988 21:430
396.4477Kindergarten show and tell --> Frog in my pocketRICKS::SATOWFri Aug 19 1988 21:541
    
396.4478Frog in my pocket -> String in my pocketKAOFS::S_BROOKA 12 bit ArchaeologistFri Aug 19 1988 22:150
396.4479String in my pocket -> Mark TwainTHEGIZ::PITARDOH NO! Not another day!!!Fri Aug 19 1988 23:271
       
396.4480Mark Twain -> Mach TwoLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoFri Aug 19 1988 23:441
    
396.4481Mach Two --> two drachmasDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanFri Aug 19 1988 23:511
    
396.4482two drachmas --> Greeks bearing tipsRICKS::SATOWSat Aug 20 1988 00:051
    
396.4483Greeks bearing tips => Censored?ERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Sat Aug 20 1988 03:131
    
396.4484TOOK::C_PEREZThe InFAMous EightSat Aug 20 1988 06:011
                          -< Censored? --> Rated X >-
396.4485Rated X --> for xylophoneLISP::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,LISP,ZFC}:: D'EramoSat Aug 20 1988 07:400
396.4486for xylophone --> for glochenspheil (sp)WMOIS::B_REINKEAs true as water, as true as lightSat Aug 20 1988 08:451
    
396.4487for glockenspiel -> fuer EliseIJSAPL::ELSENAARHome, on a global tripSat Aug 20 1988 20:091
396.4488Fuer Elise->da da, da da, da da, da da dum....WMOIS::B_REINKEAs true as water, as true as lightSat Aug 20 1988 22:166
    
    
    the opening notes of fuer Elise, which I memorized on the paino
    many years ago.
    
    Bonnie
396.4489THEGIZ::PITARDOH NO! Not another day!!!Sat Aug 20 1988 23:141
       
396.4490mama, mama, mama.... -> get me a gun!IJSAPL::ELSENAARHome, on a global tripSun Aug 21 1988 02:316


...and if somebody can help me which song it is, please do! I forgot!

Arie
396.4491get me a gun! --> Annie get your gunWMOIS::B_REINKEAs true as water, as true as lightSun Aug 21 1988 04:051
    
396.4492TOOK::C_PEREZThe InFAMous EightMon Aug 22 1988 03:431
                   -< Annie get your gun --> cat got your tounge >-
396.4493cat got your tounge [sic] ---> OvereatenLAMHRA::WHORLOWAbseiling is a real let-down!Mon Aug 22 1988 05:301
    
396.4494Overeaten => overbiteERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Mon Aug 22 1988 05:461
    
396.4495overbite -> longword AMUSED::CIUFFINIIf my Personal Name were a song, it Mon Aug 22 1988 08:011
    
396.4496longword-->LongfellowWMOIS::B_REINKEAs true as water, as true as lightMon Aug 22 1988 08:591
    
396.4497Longfellow --> longboatCSC32::S_LEDOUXEvolution here I come!Mon Aug 22 1988 09:340
396.4498longboat => longstringERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Mon Aug 22 1988 10:491
    
396.4499longstring -> long topicIJSAPL::ELSENAARHome, on a global tripMon Aug 22 1988 12:395


C'mon; who's gonna choose an original word for reply 4500? ;^)

Arie
396.4500long topic -> Word-association footballESSJAY::PETERSSteve Peters, @VBO x5470Mon Aug 22 1988 12:560
396.4501Word-association football --> leagueAYOV27::ISMITHA closed mouth gathers no feet.Mon Aug 22 1988 15:271
    
396.4502league ==> 20,000 replies under the seaDSSDEV::CANTORDave C.Mon Aug 22 1988 17:320
396.4503RICKS::SATOWMon Aug 22 1988 18:324
20,000 replies under the sea --> 20,000 notes under the C --> bass


`Bass' can be pronounced either way
396.4504C - Bass -> Count BasieLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoMon Aug 22 1988 19:061
    
396.4505Count Basie --> 10, normallyAYOV27::ISMITHA closed mouth gathers no feet.Mon Aug 22 1988 20:391
    
396.450610, normally -> usually dismalKAOFS::S_BROOKA 12 bit ArchaeologistMon Aug 22 1988 21:060
396.4507usually dismal -> hope follows...CURIUS::CIUFFINIIf my Personal Name were a song, it Mon Aug 22 1988 21:171
    
396.4508hope follows... BobLISP::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,LISP,ZFC}:: D'EramoMon Aug 22 1988 22:500
396.4509Bob --> ApplesRICKS::SATOWMon Aug 22 1988 23:061
    
396.4510Apples --> OrangesMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonMon Aug 22 1988 23:278
    
    Re "10, normally":
    
                      -<10, normally --> young Bo Derek>-
    
    on that:
    
    10, 9, 8, 7, 6, ... --> Bo Derek getting older
396.4511Oranges --> box!ME::TRUMPLERI want to juggle job offersMon Aug 22 1988 23:479
    When I was younger, my parents would get a box of oranges once a
    year.
    
    Re "Bob":
    
    		-< Bob --> bit >-
    for one of our contributors.
    
    >M
396.4512box !-> Keep your guard up!KAOFS::S_BROOKA 12 bit ArchaeologistTue Aug 23 1988 00:010
396.4513Keep your guard up! -> regardez!LEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoTue Aug 23 1988 00:106
    Bob -> bit.....thanks - I feel I've been immortalized!
    
    for oranges I'd have put the only thing I've ever heard that remotely
    rhymes with them:  door-hinges
    
    -Jody
396.4514regardez -> rain for a dayMISFIT::GEMMELand now here's Mac and Tosh...Tue Aug 23 1988 00:521
    
396.4515rain for a day -->no arkMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonTue Aug 23 1988 01:301
    
396.4516no ark --> what a zoo!TERZA::ZANEfoxglove employeeTue Aug 23 1988 01:480
396.4517what a zoo! --> lions and tigers and bearsLISP::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,LISP,ZFC}:: D'EramoTue Aug 23 1988 03:101
     (again :-)
396.4518lions and tigers and bears => Oh my!ERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Tue Aug 23 1988 04:081
    
396.4519Oh my! ---> Oh Dear..LAMHRA::WHORLOWAbseiling is a real let-down!Tue Aug 23 1988 05:361
    
396.4520Oh Dear --> What can the matter be?DSSDEV::CANTORDave C.Tue Aug 23 1988 06:255
      
      "Oh Dear,
      Watt can the matter be
      When it's 
      Converted to energy?"
396.4521TOOK::C_PEREZThe InFAMous EightTue Aug 23 1988 10:281
              -< What can the matter be? --> It doesn't matter to me >-
396.4522it doesn't matter to me -> please start mattering. stupid it!IJSAPL::ELSENAARHome, on a global tripTue Aug 23 1988 12:445


The verb "to matter" has always intrigued me...

Arie
396.4523please start mattering -> stop making senseBISTRO::WATSONthe disk has shrunk againTue Aug 23 1988 17:160
396.4524stop making sense --> the big suitAYOV27::ISMITHConsidering a move to MemphisTue Aug 23 1988 17:261
    
396.4525the big suit => Omar the Tent MakerTHEGIZ::PITARDOH NO! Not another day!!!Tue Aug 23 1988 17:281
       
396.4526Omar the Tent Maker -> Under the big TopMISFIT::GEMMELand now here's Mac and Tosh...Tue Aug 23 1988 18:391
    
396.4527under the big top --> under the boardwalksMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonTue Aug 23 1988 19:321
    
396.4528under the boardwalks => down by the sea...THEGIZ::PITARDOH NO! Not another day!!!Tue Aug 23 1988 19:351
       
396.4529down by the sea ... -=> feathers on the beachUNTADI::ODIJPJust when you thought it was safe ...Tue Aug 23 1988 19:431
    John J
396.4530feathers on the beach -> tar in the oceanIJSAPL::ELSENAARHome, on a global tripTue Aug 23 1988 20:120
396.4531tar in the ocean -> Yar and the TarLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoTue Aug 23 1988 20:162
    Well, that's what it looked like, isn't it?  (from Star Trek, TNG)
    
396.4532Yar and the Tar --> Jabba the HutMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonTue Aug 23 1988 21:131
    
396.4533Jabba the Hut -> Knock the shed downKAOFS::S_BROOKA 12 bit ArchaeologistTue Aug 23 1988 21:250
396.4534Knock the shed down -> Blow-Out-House GAO::DKEATINGReminiscing about tomorrowTue Aug 23 1988 21:351
    
396.4535Blow-out-house -=> Dynamite the khaziUNTADI::ODIJPJust when you thought it was safe ...Tue Aug 23 1988 21:482
    John J
    
396.4536dynamite the khazi --> eliminate the kudzuMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonTue Aug 23 1988 23:084
    
    Re "blow-out-house":
    
                   -<blow-out-house --> ventilate the privy>-
396.4537eliminate the kudzu --> thy Will B. DunnME::TRUMPLERI want to juggle job offersTue Aug 23 1988 23:440
396.4538thy Will B. Dunn -> Lake Wo-be-goneMISFIT::GEMMELand now here's Mac and Tosh...Wed Aug 24 1988 00:181
    from the PBS radio series
396.4539Lake Wo-be-gone-->Lake WebsterWMOIS::B_REINKEAs true as water, as true as lightWed Aug 24 1988 00:253
    
    also known as lake
    charbogagogmanchogagogcharbunagungamog
396.4540Lake Webster --> Castle LakeMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonWed Aug 24 1988 00:558
    
    The locale in Stephen King's "The Raft."
    
    or:
    
                        -<Lake Webster --> Veronica Lake>-
    
    ... for old movie buffs.
396.4541Castle Lake -> Castle GrayskullLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoWed Aug 24 1988 01:422
    home of Mr. Macho himself --- HE-MAN!
    
396.4542Castle Lake -> Rook PondKAOFS::S_BROOKA 12 bit ArchaeologistWed Aug 24 1988 01:430
396.4543Castle Lake --> Castle Grey SkullUPOVAX::GREERWed Aug 24 1988 01:454
    
    
    For those of the immature saturday morning cartoon crowd!
    
396.4544MARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonWed Aug 24 1988 01:516
    Castle Greyskull =---------+
                               |
    Rook Pond -----------------+---------> water reflection
                               |
                               | 
    Castle Grey Skull ---------+
396.4545Water reflection -> There once was an ugly duckling .....KAOFS::S_BROOKA 12 bit ArchaeologistWed Aug 24 1988 01:540
396.4546ugly duckling---> swanWMOIS::B_REINKEAs true as water, as true as lightWed Aug 24 1988 02:091
    
396.4547swan --> trumpetRICKS::SATOWWed Aug 24 1988 02:111
    
396.4548trumpet --> heraldMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonWed Aug 24 1988 02:376
    
    re "Swan":
    
                                -<swan --> I >-
    
    As in the expression, "I swan!"
396.4549herald --> harkWMOIS::B_REINKEAs true as water, as true as lightWed Aug 24 1988 02:481
    
396.4550hark --> NoahLISP::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,LISP,ZFC}:: D'EramoWed Aug 24 1988 03:110
396.4551Noah --> Forgot the UnicornLAMHRA::WHORLOWAbseiling is a real let-down!Wed Aug 24 1988 05:571
    
396.4552THEGIZ::PITARDOH NO! Not another day!!!Wed Aug 24 1988 06:511
       
396.4553Pegasus's brother---> on wings of songWMOIS::B_REINKEAs true as water, as true as lightWed Aug 24 1988 07:551
    
396.4554on wings of song -> the songs of WingsIJSAPL::ELSENAARHome, on a global tripWed Aug 24 1988 13:081
396.4555the songs of Wings -=> Mulled of CandourUNTADI::ODIJPJust when you thought it was safe ...Wed Aug 24 1988 13:111
    John J
396.4556on wings of song--->a flight of fancyRAINBO::LARUEAll you have to do is just......Wed Aug 24 1988 17:312
    
    
396.4557THEGIZ::PITARDOH NO! Not another day!!!Wed Aug 24 1988 18:257
       
       
       Mulled of Candour------
                              \
       			       ----------the truth of a lie		
                              /
       a flight of fancy------
396.4558truth of a lie --> evaluating golf shotMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonWed Aug 24 1988 18:436
    
    re "hark":
    
                     -<hark --> Little Orphan Annie>-
    
    ... Annie used to say that all the time, rather thal "listen."
396.4559evaluating golf shot --> Volkswagen Golf shotRICKS::SATOWWed Aug 24 1988 19:091
    
396.4560TOOK::C_PEREZThe InFAMous EightWed Aug 24 1988 19:401
           -< Volkswagen Golf shot --> hits Break My Window (BMW) >-
396.4561Break My Window (BMW) --> Break My StrideDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanWed Aug 24 1988 20:5213
    A song from a few years back, about a career-oriented aspriring
    yuppie
    who didn't have time for love:
        Ain't nothin' gonna break my stride,
        Ain't nothin' gonna slow me down,
        oh no,
        I've got to keep on movin'
    
    .
    .
    .
    
    
396.4562Hits Break My Window -> A truly shattering experienceKAOFS::S_BROOKA 12 bit ArchaeologistWed Aug 24 1988 20:530
396.4563RICKS::SATOWWed Aug 24 1988 21:105
Truly shattering experience -----
				|
				|------ Compound leg fracture
				|
Break my stride------------------    
396.4564Compound leg fracture --> Chemical arms dumpAYOV29::ISMITHConsidering a move to MemphisWed Aug 24 1988 21:241
    
396.4565Chemical arms dump => Love CanalMISFIT::GEMMELand now here's Mac and Tosh...Wed Aug 24 1988 21:531
    old chem dumping ground around Buffalo, NY
396.4566Love Canal -> Tasty Drinking WaterKAOFS::S_BROOKA 12 bit ArchaeologistWed Aug 24 1988 22:060
396.4567Tasty Drinking Water --> You call this coffee?TERZA::ZANEfoxglove employeeWed Aug 24 1988 22:400
396.4568You call this coffee? -- It's Mountain Grown!VAXWRK::SIMONHugs Welcome Anytime!Thu Aug 25 1988 00:051
396.4569MARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonThu Aug 25 1988 00:0627
    You call this coffee ----------+
                                   |
                                   |
                                   |
    In the rough ------------------+---------> chickory
    
    
    Re chickory:
    
    There's a story about Kaiser Wilhem that once he visited an inn
    in Bavaria.  When the waiter came, he asked whether there was any
    chickory in the restaurant.
    
    The waiter said there was.
    
    "Bring me a bowl of it."
    
    Puzzled, the waiter complied.
    
    Kaiser Wilhem asked if there was more chickory.  When he was told
    there was, he asked for another bowl.
    
    This kept up until the Kaiser was surrounded by bowls of chickory.
    When he asked for another, the waiter told him he had the entire
    stock.
    
    "Fine," said the Kaiser. "Now make me a cup of coffee."
396.4570chickory -> dickory dockMISFIT::GEMMELand now here's Mac and Tosh...Thu Aug 25 1988 00:141
    
396.4571chicory -> dickory dock -> clockwork mouseKAOFS::S_BROOKA 12 bit ArchaeologistThu Aug 25 1988 00:360
396.4572clockwork mouse -> clockwork orangeLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoThu Aug 25 1988 00:471
    
396.4573MARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonThu Aug 25 1988 00:567
    clockwork orange ----------+
                               |
                               |
                               |
    It's mountain grown -------+------------> mechanized altocitrus 
    
    "altocitrus" -- a good way to get high on Vitamin C
396.4574Altocitrus -> Oranges and Lemos said the Bells of St ClemensKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowThu Aug 25 1988 01:030
396.4575KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowThu Aug 25 1988 01:054
    re .-1 make that Oranges and Lemons .....
                                     ^
    
    One day I'll learn how to type
396.45761984+4RICKS::SATOWThu Aug 25 1988 01:154
Oranges and Lemons said the Bells of St Clemens   -->

You owe me six farthings say the Bells of St. Martins

396.4577KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowThu Aug 25 1988 01:435
    You owe me ... -> When will you pay me asked the Bells of Old Bailey
    
    
    Just to carry on this rhyme .....
    and reveal some of my origins ....
396.4578MARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonThu Aug 25 1988 01:5414
    When will you pay me asked the bells of Old Bailey --+
                                                         |
                 +---------------------------------------+
                 |
                 +--------------> belles of Old Bailey 
    
    
    Please: let's keep the title to just a few words.
    
    
    Otherwise:
    
    Room 101
    
396.4579belles of Old Bailey -> Not in the criminal courtsKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowThu Aug 25 1988 02:010
396.4580Not in the criminal courts -> the hollowed halls of justiceNYSSA::BIELSKIStan B.Thu Aug 25 1988 02:441
    
396.4581hollowed halls --> hallowed holesLISP::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,LISP,ZFC}:: D'EramoThu Aug 25 1988 03:290
396.4582hallowed holes --> pontificateTERZA::ZANEfoxglove employeeThu Aug 25 1988 03:573
   applicable as noun or verb...
   
396.4583pontificate --> Papal BullLAMHRA::WHORLOWAbseiling is a real let-down!Thu Aug 25 1988 06:261
    
396.4584Papal Bull ----> Momma CowWMOIS::B_REINKEAs true as water, as true as lightThu Aug 25 1988 08:431
    
396.4585Momma Cow -=> Baby BearUNTADI::ODIJPJust when you thought it was safe ...Thu Aug 25 1988 13:112
    John J
    
396.4586Baby Bear => porridgeMARVIN::KNOWLESthe teddy-bears have their nit-pickThu Aug 25 1988 17:561
    
396.4587porridge --> stir GIDDAY::PARSONSSo many notes, so little time.....Thu Aug 25 1988 18:101
    
396.4588stir --> slammerMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonThu Aug 25 1988 18:284
    
    Re "Papal Bull":
    
                      -<Papal Bull --> Toro! Toro! Toro!>- 
396.4589slammer -> BOXed inNYSSA::BIELSKIStan B.Thu Aug 25 1988 18:351
    
396.4590boxed in --> Christmas presentME::TRUMPLERI want to juggle job offersThu Aug 25 1988 19:530
396.4591Christmas present -> Do not open until December 25thTHEGIZ::PITARDIt just ain't right!!!Thu Aug 25 1988 20:191
       
396.4592Do not open until December 25th -=> The BibleUNTADI::ODIJPJust when you thought it was safe ...Thu Aug 25 1988 21:064
    
    For annual church-goers
    
    John J
396.4593The Bible -> In the beginningMISFIT::GEMMELand now here's Mac and Tosh...Fri Aug 26 1988 01:341
    
396.4594In the beginning --> Once upon a timeRICKS::SATOWFri Aug 26 1988 01:441
    
396.4595Once upon a time --> in a galaxy far, far away ...MARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonFri Aug 26 1988 01:574
    
    Re "Christmas  Present":
    
                   -<Christmas Present --> New Years' to come>-
396.4596in a galaxy far, far away... --> ...and long agoSWSNOD::SALLOWAYFri Aug 26 1988 02:581
    
396.4597...and long ago -> ... The EndKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowFri Aug 26 1988 03:020
396.4598The End --> A new beginning ...MARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonFri Aug 26 1988 03:032
    
    ... is someone trying to discourage this note? :-D
396.4599A new beginning ... -> Box!LISP::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,LISP,ZFC}:: D'EramoFri Aug 26 1988 03:170
396.4600Box! => shoeERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Fri Aug 26 1988 03:451
    
396.4601shoe --> flyTERZA::ZANEfoxglove employeeFri Aug 26 1988 04:140
396.4602fly --> Zippadee- doo-dah!LAMHRA::WHORLOWAbseiling is a real let-down!Fri Aug 26 1988 05:031
    
396.4603Zippadee- doo-dah! >- I have buttons THEONE::PARSONSSo many notes, so little time.....Fri Aug 26 1988 06:011
    
396.4604TOOK::C_PEREZThe InFAMous EightFri Aug 26 1988 06:352
                   -< I have buttons --> button your lip... >-

396.4605button your lip... ----> FASTEN YOUR MOUTH!!!WMOIS::B_REINKEAs true as water, as true as lightFri Aug 26 1988 07:481
    
396.4606 FASTEN YOUR MOUTH!!! >- motor mouth THEONE::PARSONSSo many notes, so little time.....Fri Aug 26 1988 07:551
    
396.4607Motor mouth => 250 horse power lips?ERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Fri Aug 26 1988 14:321
    
396.4608250 horse power lips -=> blow me !UNTADI::ODIJPJust when you thought it was safe ...Fri Aug 26 1988 15:344
    
    Is that too rude ?
    
    John J
396.4609Blow me! --> Puff the Magic DragonLAMHRA::WHORLOWAbseiling is a real let-down!Fri Aug 26 1988 16:581
    
396.4610Puff the Magic Dragon -=> Jackie PaperUNTADI::ODIJPJust when you thought it was safe ...Fri Aug 26 1988 17:021
    John J
396.4611Jackie Paper --> photo love storyAYOV29::ISMITHConsidering a move to MemphisFri Aug 26 1988 17:491
    
396.4612photo love story --> the big Slivered ScreenNYSSA::BIELSKIStan B.Fri Aug 26 1988 19:271
    
396.4613the big Slivered Screen-->little slivered almondsWMOIS::B_REINKEAs true as water, as true as lightFri Aug 26 1988 20:591
    
396.4614little slivered almonds ->Peter Paul Almod JoyKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowFri Aug 26 1988 21:217
    re .4598  No I wasnt trying to discourage this note ... Just that
    now and then to have a little fun with my kids when they ask me
    to tell them a story, I set them all up and start 
    
    Once upon a time, and they all lived happily after ever. The End.
    
    Do they get wound up by that!
396.4615Peter Paul Almod Joy -=> Bob & Carol , Ted & AliceUNTADI::ODIJPJust when you thought it was safe ...Fri Aug 26 1988 22:012
    John J
    
396.4616Bob & Carol, Ted & Alice -> Four PlayMISFIT::GEMMELand now here's Mac and Tosh...Fri Aug 26 1988 22:111
396.4617Four Play -> MonopolyKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowFri Aug 26 1988 22:241
396.4618Four Play --> Watch your driving!ERIS::CALLASWaiter, there's a bug in my codeFri Aug 26 1988 22:411
    
396.4619RICKS::SATOWFri Aug 26 1988 23:195
Monopoly----------------+
			|
			+------Go to Jail
			|
Watch your driving------+
396.4620go to jail -> come up with bailMISFIT::GEMMELand now here's Mac and Tosh...Fri Aug 26 1988 23:401
    
396.4621come up with bail -> down the riverTHEGIZ::PITARDIt just ain't right!!!Sat Aug 27 1988 02:452
       
                               
396.4622down the river --> without a paddleME::TRUMPLERI want to juggle job offersSat Aug 27 1988 06:080
396.4623without a paddle-->without a prayerWMOIS::B_REINKEAs true as water, as true as lightSat Aug 27 1988 07:021
    
396.4624without a prayer => no hopeGIDDAY::VISSERAnother day, another devalued dollarSat Aug 27 1988 11:271
    
396.4625no hope => ArmageddonERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Sun Aug 28 1988 03:111
    
396.4626Armageddon --> mushroomLISP::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,LISP,ZFC}:: D'EramoSun Aug 28 1988 04:060
396.4627mushroom--->cream of (soup)WMOIS::B_REINKEAs true as water, as true as lightSun Aug 28 1988 04:101
    
396.4628cream of -> the crop (fooled you)LEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoSun Aug 28 1988 10:542
    oh boy, this is getting risque....
    
396.4629the crop --> death by droughtME::TRUMPLERI want to juggle job offersMon Aug 29 1988 01:221
    What's risque about crops? :-)
396.4630death by drought ---> death by waterWMOIS::B_REINKEAs true as water, as true as lightMon Aug 29 1988 05:5610
    
    as in the tarot cards
    
    
    
    well, I think that Jodi was actually responding to my answer,
    if you want an off the cuff supposition...
    
    and Jodi... since you've been in this silly string of notes longer
    than I have I'm sure you've noticed slightly risque comments before.
396.4631Death by water => Murder By DeathERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Mon Aug 29 1988 06:161
    
396.4632 Murder By Death --> done to deathGIDDAY::PARSONSSo many notes, so little time.....Mon Aug 29 1988 08:071
    
396.4633done to death ----> done to a turnWMOIS::B_REINKEAs true as water, as true as lightMon Aug 29 1988 08:161
    
396.4634 done to a turn --> turn over ,this side's doneGIDDAY::PARSONSSo many notes, so little time.....Mon Aug 29 1988 08:241
    
396.4635turn over, this side's done => sunburntERBERT::VISSERAnother day, another devalued dollarMon Aug 29 1988 12:052
    
    ..klaas..
396.4636sunburnt --> aloe gelAYOV29::ISMITHConsidering a move to MemphisMon Aug 29 1988 12:501
    
396.4637Aloe gel => plant bloodERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Mon Aug 29 1988 12:551
    
396.4638plant blood -=> SapUNTADI::ODIJPJust when you thought it was safe ...Mon Aug 29 1988 13:001
    John J
396.4639Sap => ChumpERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Mon Aug 29 1988 15:071
    
396.4640Chump => ChimpTHEGIZ::PITARDIt just ain't right!!!Mon Aug 29 1988 17:271
       
396.4641Chimp --> Ronald ReaganME::TRUMPLERI want to juggle job offersMon Aug 29 1988 20:361
    --> Bonzo -->
396.4642Ronald Reagan -> No politics here!KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowMon Aug 29 1988 20:420
396.4643No politics here! -=> Sport ?UNTADI::ODIJPJust when you thought it was safe ...Mon Aug 29 1988 21:154
    
    It's a sort of joke .
    
    John J
396.4644Sport ? -> Give religion a try !KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowMon Aug 29 1988 21:313
    Let's take this joke and run with it (blech I can't believe I just
    wrote that!)
396.4645Give religion a try! -=> Religion 4 points ...UNTADI::ODIJPJust when you thought it was safe ...Mon Aug 29 1988 22:025
    
    
    ....... without the conversion
    
    John J
396.4646Religion 4 Points ... => Pat, Jessie, Jim, TedTHEGIZ::PITARDIt just ain't right!!!Mon Aug 29 1988 23:103
       
       
       Sorry!! Couldn't resist.....
396.4647Pat, Jessie, Jim, Ted -> Sleepy, Doc and GrumpyCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXOMon Aug 29 1988 23:471
    
396.4648Sleepy, Doc and Grumpy --> short peopleME::TRUMPLERI want to juggle job offersTue Aug 30 1988 01:210
396.4649short people -> tall angerKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowTue Aug 30 1988 01:480
396.4650tall anger ---> short fuseWMOIS::B_REINKEAs true as water, as true as lightTue Aug 30 1988 02:081
   
396.4651tall anger -> gal antlerCAMONE::MAZURTue Aug 30 1988 02:081
    
396.4652Gal antler => The Royal Order of WaterbuffuloERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Tue Aug 30 1988 02:111
    
396.4653The Royal Order of Waterbuffalo => The Grand PoobaMISFIT::GEMMELand now here's Mac and Tosh...Tue Aug 30 1988 02:241
    
396.4654The Grand Pooba --> K.O.LISP::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,LISP,ZFC}:: D'EramoTue Aug 30 1988 03:380
396.4655K.O. => The Kipper KidsERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Tue Aug 30 1988 05:543
        From the Cinemax comedy experiment....

396.4656 The Kipper Kids --> fishy offspringTHEONE::PARSONSSo many notes, so little time.....Tue Aug 30 1988 09:281
    
396.4657fishy offspring => Boom-boom, ditum datum watum chew (sp?)ERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Tue Aug 30 1988 10:241
    
396.4658Boom-boom,ditum datum watum chew -=> Eurovision songUNTADI::ODIJPJust when you thought it was safe ...Tue Aug 30 1988 13:071
    John J
396.4659Eurovision song -> ContestKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowTue Aug 30 1988 20:250
396.4660Contest => crook examinationTHEGIZ::PITARDIt just ain't right!!!Tue Aug 30 1988 20:461
       
396.4661Contest -> Lie DetectorLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoTue Aug 30 1988 20:491
    
396.4662MARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonTue Aug 30 1988 21:235
    short fuze ----------------------+
                                     |
                                     |
                                     |
    Lie Detector --------------------+--------->I am not a crook!
396.4663I am not a crook --> UnbendingVAXWRK::SIMONHugs Welcome Anytime!Tue Aug 30 1988 21:251
    
396.4664Unbending -> Uri GellerCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXOTue Aug 30 1988 21:412
    For "I am not a crook", the modern version is supplied by
    Jessica Hahn who said "I am not a bimbo"....
396.4665Uri Geller --> The Amazing RandiMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonTue Aug 30 1988 21:434
    
    James "The Amazing" Randi was the person who has written the most
    articles and books debunking Uri Geller.  Randi's an escape artist,
    by the way, and his real last name's not Randi.
396.4666The Amazing Randi -=> CrawfordUNTADI::ODIJPOr is this a canoe in my pocket ?Tue Aug 30 1988 22:181
    John J
396.4667Crawford ---> CrawdadWMOIS::B_REINKEAs true as water, as true as lightTue Aug 30 1988 22:595
    
    
    for amazing Randi ----> Andy (as in the English prince)
    
    (and yes, Jodi, I know!)
396.4668crawdad --> crawMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonTue Aug 30 1988 23:257
    
    Is a crawdad the father of a craw?
     
    Or is it a doodad found in a craw?
    
    Nor is "craw" a zygodactylic appendage as pronounced by by a person
    with an accent.
396.4669craw -> stickLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoWed Aug 31 1988 00:073
    I remember once hearing someone say "That really sticks in my craw",
    meaning that really bothered them a lot.
    
396.4670stick => and stonesTHEGIZ::PITARDIt just ain't right!!!Wed Aug 31 1988 01:221
       
396.4671stick -> and stones -> may break my crayfishKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowWed Aug 31 1988 01:510
396.4672may break my crayfish --> no you don't!MARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonWed Aug 31 1988 02:291
    
396.4673no you don't! => YES I DO!!THEGIZ::PITARDIt just ain't right!!!Wed Aug 31 1988 02:291
       
396.4674YES I DO!! ----> Oh, be QUIET!WMOIS::B_REINKEAs true as water, as true as lightWed Aug 31 1988 02:361
    
396.4675Oh, be QUIET! => I AM NOT SHOUTING, OK, SO I AM SHOUTING!!!ERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Wed Aug 31 1988 02:381
    
396.4676I AM NOT SHOUTING, OK, SO I AM SHOUTING!!! -> ____________KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowWed Aug 31 1988 02:461
Silence is golden
396.4677____________ --> all mineNYSSA::BIELSKIStan B.Wed Aug 31 1988 02:542
    
    let's dig it as a group
396.4678all mine --> diamond mineMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonWed Aug 31 1988 02:591
    
396.4679diamond mine --> baseball diamondLISP::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,LISP,ZFC}:: D'EramoWed Aug 31 1988 03:420
396.4680Baseball diamond => The Hope DiamondERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Wed Aug 31 1988 04:161
    
396.4681The Hopr Diamond ---> The ship of HopeWMOIS::B_REINKEAs true as water, as true as lightWed Aug 31 1988 07:351
    
396.4682The ship of Hope --> Bob's BoatDSSDEV::CANTORDave C.Wed Aug 31 1988 08:430
396.4683Bob's boat => Bob's Big Boy RestaurantsERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Wed Aug 31 1988 13:411
    
396.4684Bob's Big Boy Restaurants -=> Obesity grows on youUNTADI::ODIJPOr is this a canoe in my pocket ?Wed Aug 31 1988 14:271
    John J
396.4685Obesity grows on you --> take it off!MARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonWed Aug 31 1988 18:146
     
    re "Ship of Hope":
    
                     -<Ship of Hope --> Cape of Good Hope>-
    
    Nautical, but nice ...
396.4686take it off! ---> Take it *all* off!WMOIS::B_REINKEAs true as water, as true as lightWed Aug 31 1988 18:301
    
396.4687Take it *all* off => show off!!!THEGIZ::PITARDIt just ain't right!!!Wed Aug 31 1988 18:4010
       
       
       
       
       
       
       
       
       
                                            
396.4688show off!!! ->> Best of ShowNYSSA::BIELSKIStan B.Wed Aug 31 1988 18:531
    
396.4689Best of Show -> Oh, No, Not another "Best of Show"!KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowWed Aug 31 1988 19:310
396.4690Oh, No, Not another "Best of Show" => What goes around comes aroundTHEGIZ::PITARDIt just ain't right!!!Wed Aug 31 1988 20:081
       
396.4691what goes around , comes around -=> your round , mines a pintUNTADI::ODIJPOr is this a canoe in my pocket ?Wed Aug 31 1988 21:422
    John J
    
396.4692your round, mines a pint -> year round, mines a hole in the groundKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowWed Aug 31 1988 21:440
396.4693year round, mines a hole in the ground --> graveTERZA::ZANEfoxglove employeeWed Aug 31 1988 21:510
396.4694grave-->injusticeWMOIS::B_REINKEAs true as water, as true as lightWed Aug 31 1988 22:071
    
396.4695injustice -> what else would you be frozen in ?KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowWed Aug 31 1988 22:220
396.4696what else would you be frozen in -> popsicle (tm)MISFIT::GEMMELand now here's Mac and Tosh...Wed Aug 31 1988 23:381
    
396.4697popsicle --> Mom's cycleRICKS::SATOWWed Aug 31 1988 23:471
    
396.4698Mom's Cycle -> Dreaded PMSKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowThu Sep 01 1988 00:020
396.4699Dreaded PMS -> LunaticLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoThu Sep 01 1988 00:286
    I remember a joke ...
    
    Did you hear about the woman who'd had enough of PMS?
    She traded in her menstrual cycle for a mo-ped!
    
    
396.4700lunatic -> saturnineCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXOThu Sep 01 1988 00:361
    Feeling cosmic today.
396.4701saturnine --> leonineTERZA::ZANEfoxglove employeeThu Sep 01 1988 00:580
396.4702leonine -> bovineLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoThu Sep 01 1988 02:014
    To err is human, to moo, bovine
    
    (a friend of mine's former mail personal_name)
    
396.4703bovine -> grapevineERIS::CALLASWaiter, there's a bug in my codeThu Sep 01 1988 02:121
    
396.4704grapevine ---> gossipWMOIS::B_REINKEAs true as water, as true as lightThu Sep 01 1988 02:411
    
396.4705gossip --> Loose Lips Sink ShipsNYSSA::BIELSKIStan B.Thu Sep 01 1988 02:503
    
    A patriotic slogan from WW II.   Read it in a history book,
    o'course....
396.4706Loose Lips Sink Ship => Only Three On A MatchERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Thu Sep 01 1988 03:031
    
396.4707Only Three On A Match --> Burnt FingersLISP::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,LISP,ZFC}:: D'EramoThu Sep 01 1988 03:450
396.4708Burnt Fingers --> smokin' earsTERZA::ZANEfoxglove employeeThu Sep 01 1988 03:490
396.4709 smokin' ears --> Smokey the Bear THEONE::PARSONSSo many notes, so little time.....Thu Sep 01 1988 03:581
    
396.4710Smokey the Bear --> Teddie the BearDSSDEV::CANTORDave C.Thu Sep 01 1988 07:100
396.4711 Teddie the Bear --> grin and bare it! THEONE::PARSONSSo many notes, so little time.....Thu Sep 01 1988 09:431
    
396.4712Grin and bare it! => Hey, this is a family conference!ERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Thu Sep 01 1988 10:241
    
396.4713 Hey, this is a family conference! --> huddle THEONE::PARSONSSo many notes, so little time.....Thu Sep 01 1988 10:347
    
    
    
    I wonder why families keep going...new members arrive spontaneously??
    
    
    
396.4714Huddle => FootballERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Thu Sep 01 1988 12:141
    
396.4715Football --> JessieAYOV29::ISMITHConsidering a move to MemphisThu Sep 01 1988 13:201
    
396.4716Jessie => JamesERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Thu Sep 01 1988 13:411
    
396.4717James -=> JoyceUNTADI::ODIJPOr is this a canoe in my pocket ?Thu Sep 01 1988 15:231
    John J
396.4718Joyce --> RandolfSPUD::SCHARMANNComputer Freek - BewareThu Sep 01 1988 17:181
    
396.4719Randolf --> RandyMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonThu Sep 01 1988 18:141
     ... as in "Andy."
396.4720Randy --> virginity is its own rewardNYSSA::BIELSKIStan B.Thu Sep 01 1988 18:331
    
396.4721..is its own reward -> or its own punishment :-)WMOIS::B_REINKEAs true as water, as true as lightThu Sep 01 1988 18:391
    
396.4722its own punishment -> FlagellistsLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoThu Sep 01 1988 19:527
    These were folks in the middle ages who used to walk from town to
    town whipping themselves, hoping God would notice their suffering
    and figure they were putting themselves through enough pain that
    the plague should be canceled.

    Jody (the vast wealth of useless knowledge)
    
396.4723or its own punishment --> fits the crimeTERZA::ZANEfoxglove employeeThu Sep 01 1988 19:550
396.4724RICKS::SATOWThu Sep 01 1988 20:185
its own punishment --> fits the crime---+ 
					|
					+--> be nice to a masochist
					|
its own punishment --> Flagellists------+
396.4725be nice to a masochist --> let him shoot himselfVAXWRK::SIMONHugs Welcome Anytime!Thu Sep 01 1988 20:211
    
396.4726let him shoot himself -=> Gary GilmourUNTADI::ODIJPOr is this a canoe in my pocket ?Thu Sep 01 1988 20:292
    John J
    
396.4727Gary Gilmour -> David GilmourLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoThu Sep 01 1988 23:414
    The ultimate masochist:  "Beat me, master, beat me."
    The ultimate sadist:     "NO....!"
    
    
396.4728David Gilmour -> which one's Pink?COOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXOFri Sep 02 1988 03:221
    
396.4729which one's Pink?---> all is lavenderWMOIS::B_REINKEAs true as water, as true as lightFri Sep 02 1988 04:161
    
396.4730 all is lavender --> lavender and lace THEONE::PARSONSSo many notes, so little time.....Fri Sep 02 1988 04:241
    
396.4731lavender and lace => whips and chainsERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Fri Sep 02 1988 05:171
    
396.4732whips and chains ---> kinky bondageWMOIS::B_REINKEAs true as water, as true as lightFri Sep 02 1988 07:561
    
396.4733kinky bondage => love/hate relationshipERBERT::VISSERAnother day, another devalued dollarFri Sep 02 1988 09:012
    
    ..klaas..
396.4734kinky bondage -> twisted interest-bearing securitiesNYSSA::BIELSKIStan B.Fri Sep 02 1988 09:082
    
    I'll even settle for dirty ones, and launder them myself.
396.4735twisted interest-bearing securities --> Queensland ConstabularyLAMHRA::WHORLOWAbseiling is a real let-down!Fri Sep 02 1988 11:027
    
    
    There is a _BIG_ investigation going on right now.... seems just
    about anyone who is anyone in Queensland is involved...
    
    
    djw
396.4736ERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Fri Sep 02 1988 11:255
    
    Love/hate relationship ----\
    				|-------->  Kick a pig, kiss a cop
    Queensland constabulary ---/
    
396.4737kiss a cop -> Love potion #9HSSWS1::DUANESend lawyers, guns, &amp; moneyFri Sep 02 1988 11:321
    
396.4738Kick a pig, kiss a cop -> to squeal, or not to squealNYSSA::BIELSKIStan B.Fri Sep 02 1988 11:331
    
396.4739To squeal, or not to squeal => That's a good question!ERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Fri Sep 02 1988 13:361
    
396.4740Are You *Experienced*?LEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoFri Sep 02 1988 18:145
    love potion #9------------------
                                    \
                                     -----Are You *Experienced*?
                                    /
    That's a good question!---------
396.4741Are You *Experienced*? => Yes, Yes, We CanTHEGIZ::PITARDIt just ain't right!!!Fri Sep 02 1988 18:161
       
396.4742Yes, Yes, We Can -> Can Can Can?NYSSA::BIELSKISend Flowers, Buns and HoneyFri Sep 02 1988 21:191
    
396.4743Can Can Can? --> I can scream louder than you can!TERZA::ZANEfoxglove employeeFri Sep 02 1988 21:470
396.4744I can scream... -> In space no one can hear you screamMISFIT::GEMMELand now here's Mac and Tosh...Fri Sep 02 1988 22:221
    
396.4745In space ... scream --> AlienLISP::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,LISP,ZFC}:: D'EramoFri Sep 02 1988 22:440
396.4746Alien --> IllegalERASER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonFri Sep 02 1988 22:534
    
    Or
    
                        -< Alien -->Sigourny Weaver>-
396.4747Illegal -=> but funUNTADH::ODIJPOr is this a canoe in my mouth ?Fri Sep 02 1988 23:031
    John J
396.4748but fun -> *tweak*LEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoFri Sep 02 1988 23:261
    
396.4749but fun -> smokers (ugh) stubbing outKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowFri Sep 02 1988 23:260
396.4750smokers stubbing out --> shufflin' off this mortal coilERASER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonSat Sep 03 1988 00:036
    
    As my wife quotes, often:
     
    
    It matters not the coughin'
    But the coffin they carry you off in
396.4751shufflin' ... coil -> never knew I could dance like thisNYSSA::BIELSKISend Flowers, Buns and HoneySat Sep 03 1988 01:069
    
    Actually, Sammy Davis Jr. was the originator.  On a TV program many
    years ago, he was being interviewed by the MC of a variety show
    in which Sammy had just performed who kept pressing him about what
    else he'd like to do now that he had attained stardom.
    
    Sammy began to look a little miffed and couldn't come up with a
    straight answer, so he quipped "Well, I've never seen a man who
    can dance like this..." and began performing his dance routine again.
396.4752Never knew I could dance like this => The Candy Man CanERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Sat Sep 03 1988 02:421
    
396.4753The Candy Man Can ---> and he mixes it with loveWMOIS::B_REINKEAs true as water, as true as lightSat Sep 03 1988 02:561
    
396.4754And he mixes it with love => Powered rhino horn?ERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Sat Sep 03 1988 05:231
    
396.4755Powered rhino horn -> Spanish flyCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNSat Sep 03 1988 06:262
    Hmmm.  How the the rhino plug it in?  ;-)
    
396.4756Spanish fly ---> blackfliesWMOIS::B_REINKEAs true as water, as true as lightSat Sep 03 1988 07:061
    
396.4757Blackflies => BlackflagERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Sat Sep 03 1988 15:275
    RE:.4755
    
    Oooops, I committed a major sin, I misspeeled a word in JoyOfLex!!!
    :-)
    
396.4758Blackflag --> Skull and Crossed BonesSALEM::AMARTINRight Wing Yankee Yuppie Yahoo!Sat Sep 03 1988 16:162
    make that twice now, Sue.
    Naturally it was intentional, right?  :-)
396.4759skull and crossed bones --> yale clubWMOIS::B_REINKEAs true as water, as true as lightSun Sep 04 1988 07:3811
    by the way amartin...
    
    eris::conlon is not sue, but rather a man with another
    name...
    
    I wrote and asked him some months ago ...
    
    and eris::conlon, you have the (mis)fortune to share a last
    name with an outspoken noter in several other files.
    
    bonnie
396.4760yale club --> Bif and MuffyLISP::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,LISP,ZFC}:: D'EramoSun Sep 04 1988 09:460
396.4761Biff and Muffy --> Snob Corp.SALEM::AMARTINRight Wing Yankee Yuppie Yahoo!Sun Sep 04 1988 13:162
    Eris::conlon   My Apologies
    Bonnie  I stand corrected....
396.4762Snob Corp. -> Noses upliftedCURIUS::CIUFFINIIf my Personal Name were a song, it Mon Sep 05 1988 04:281
    
396.4763Noses uplifted => snorting rain?ERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Mon Sep 05 1988 06:404
    Re: .4761  
    
    No apology necessary.
    
396.4764 snorting rain? --> nought in brainTHEONE::PARSONSSo many notes, so little time.....Mon Sep 05 1988 07:191
    
396.4765nought in brain --> brawnLAMHRA::WHORLOWAbseiling is a real let-down!Mon Sep 05 1988 07:421
    
396.4766brawn => jockERBERT::VISSERAnother day, another devalued dollarMon Sep 05 1988 08:391
     ..klaas..
396.4767brawn --> brawny man (paper towels, I think)SALEM::AMARTINRight Wing Yankee Yuppie Yahoo!Mon Sep 05 1988 08:391
    
396.4768Jock --> strapSALEM::AMARTINRight Wing Yankee Yuppie Yahoo!Mon Sep 05 1988 08:412
    ug!  Someone (you know who you are :-)) got in just prior to me
    so here's another one...
396.4769Strap => beltERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Mon Sep 05 1988 11:291
    
396.4770 belt >>> braces THEONE::PARSONSSo many notes, so little time.....Mon Sep 05 1988 12:361
    
396.4771braces -=> twosUNTADH::ODIJPOr is this a canoe in my mouth ?Mon Sep 05 1988 22:172
    John J
    
396.4772twos --> couplingTERZA::ZANEfoxglove employeeTue Sep 06 1988 00:120
396.4773---> I'll never tell! :-)WMOIS::B_REINKEAs true as water, as true as lightTue Sep 06 1988 01:485
    coupling------------
                       |
                       ---------> I'll never tell! :-)
                       |
    brawny man---------
396.4774I'll never tell! => Kiss and not tell.ERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Tue Sep 06 1988 02:561
    
396.4775Kiss and not tell -> William Tell's Overture ?CURIUS::CIUFFINIIf my Personal Name were a song, it Tue Sep 06 1988 03:361
    
396.4776William Tell's Overture ? --> propositionLISP::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,LISP,ZFC}:: D'EramoTue Sep 06 1988 09:520
396.4777proposition => I just couldn't refuse!ERBERT::VISSERAnother day, another devalued dollarTue Sep 06 1988 11:273
    
    ..klaas..
    
396.4778I just couldn't refuse! => Make me an offerLOCLE::RATCLIFFWhat does &quot;curiosity&quot; mean?Tue Sep 06 1988 12:051
    
396.4779Make me an offer --> $1.35/hourLAMHRA::WHORLOWLiving on a rope,tape &amp; a prayerTue Sep 06 1988 12:271
    
396.4780$1.35/hour => Teacher's payERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Tue Sep 06 1988 14:261
    
396.4781 Teacher's pay >>> Teacher's pet THEONE::PARSONSSo many notes, so little time.....Tue Sep 06 1988 14:331
    
396.4782Teacher's pet -=> but not on the first dateUNTADI::ODIJPOr is this a canoe in my mouth ?Tue Sep 06 1988 15:561
    John J
396.4783...first date --> 17-Nov-1858AYOV29::ISMITHConsidering a move to MemphisTue Sep 06 1988 17:251
    
396.478417-Nov-1858 => 06-Sep-1988ERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Tue Sep 06 1988 17:281
    
396.478506-SEP-1988 => TuesdayPERFCT::GREERTue Sep 06 1988 18:401
    
396.4786Tuesday (afternoon) -> Moody BluesCURIUS::CIUFFINIIf my Personal Name were a song, it Tue Sep 06 1988 19:261
    
396.4787Moody Blues --> Tickled PinkVAXWRK::SIMONHugs Welcome Anytime!Tue Sep 06 1988 19:271
 
396.4788Tickled Pink => pink elephantsTHEGIZ::PITARDIt just ain't right!!!Tue Sep 06 1988 19:351
       
396.4789pink elephants -> Commie RepublicansNYSSA::BIELSKISend Flowers, Buns and HoneyTue Sep 06 1988 19:521
    uh, I already knew I had no career in politics.
396.4790Commie Republicans -> no such animalLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoTue Sep 06 1988 20:285
    Pink Elephants-----------------
                                  |
                                  -----No such animal
                                  |
    Commie Republicans------------
396.4791no such animal -> party animalMISFIT::GEMMELand now here's Mac and Tosh...Tue Sep 06 1988 20:391
    
396.4792party animal => Spuds THEGIZ::PITARDIt just ain't right!!!Tue Sep 06 1988 20:501
       
396.4793Spuds -> Chips (Fries) with everything!KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowTue Sep 06 1988 21:310
396.4794Chips (Fries) with everything! --> JockeysAYOV29::ISMITHConsidering a move to MemphisTue Sep 06 1988 21:381
    
396.4795Jockeys => Horse racingTHEGIZ::PITARDIt just ain't right!!!Tue Sep 06 1988 22:121
       
396.4796Horse racing --> hookers finishERASER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonTue Sep 06 1988 23:142
    
    ... as it were ...
396.4797hookers finish --> Finnish HookersRICKS::SATOWTue Sep 06 1988 23:371
    
396.4798Finnish Hookers -> quilting bee?COOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNWed Sep 07 1988 00:411
    
396.4799quilting bee -> preying mantisNYSSA::BIELSKIOK, I CONFESS - I'm innocent.Wed Sep 07 1988 01:002

...once he gets out of church    
396.4800TOOK::C_PEREZThe InFAMous EightWed Sep 07 1988 01:522
                      -< preying mantis --> for Elvis >-

396.4801<For Elvis --> Crackers>VAXWRK::SIMONHugs Welcome Anytime!Wed Sep 07 1988 02:001
    (As in Keebler Elvis :-)
396.4802crackers -> safeLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoWed Sep 07 1988 02:411
    
396.4803safe -> You're Out !KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowWed Sep 07 1988 02:450
396.4804You're Out! --> doghouseTERZA::ZANEfoxglove employeeWed Sep 07 1988 02:544
   
   Alternatively, the dugout.
   
396.4805You're out -> leisure suits in fashion?COOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNWed Sep 07 1988 02:551
    Yes, leisure suits me fine.
396.4806You're out --> she's inERASER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonWed Sep 07 1988 02:552
    
    As in fashions ...
396.4807she's in - leisure suits - in the doghouse -> uncomfortable livingKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowWed Sep 07 1988 03:000
396.4808last should read -> uncomfortable livingKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowWed Sep 07 1988 03:011
 
396.4809uncomfortable living -> life in the slow laneNYSSA::BIELSKIOK, I CONFESS - I'm innocent.Wed Sep 07 1988 03:053

How was I to know the highway would come through here?    
396.4810life in the slow lane--> Gon' Fishin'LAMHRA::WHORLOWLiving on a rope,tape &amp; a prayerWed Sep 07 1988 05:331
    
396.4811TOOK::C_PEREZThe InFAMous EightWed Sep 07 1988 06:072
                   -< Gon' Fishin' --> used fusion reaction >-

396.4812used fusion reaction --> a used confusion riteLISP::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,LISP,ZFC}:: D'EramoWed Sep 07 1988 06:260
396.4813a used confusion rite => mumble, mumbleTHEGIZ::PITARDIt just ain't right!!!Wed Sep 07 1988 17:121
       
396.4814mumble, mumble --> engineeringspeak pronounMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonWed Sep 07 1988 19:162
    
    ... as in "The system was installed by <mumble> group."
396.4815engineeringspeak pronoun -> Engineerings peak WHAT?NYSSA::BIELSKIOK, I CONFESS - I'm innocent.Wed Sep 07 1988 19:241
    
396.4816engineeringspeak pronoun => what-cha-ma-callitMISFIT::GEMMELand now here's Mac and Tosh...Wed Sep 07 1988 19:2610
    you know, it connects to the froboz resistor bridge which interfaces
    with the klinstein transmitter circuit...
    
    Want to by a 1988 model 64b whose-a-ma-gigy with an 8 inch freesen-baum
    oscillation unit?
    
    ( I know it's weird, I'm trying to quit smoking (day 2!!))
    
    Steve
396.4817Eng's peak What -> chamacallit -> "TBD"LEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoWed Sep 07 1988 19:501
    
396.4818TBD -> To be destroyedKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowWed Sep 07 1988 21:280
396.4819To be destroyed -> signed, Ollie NorthNYSSA::BIELSKIOK, I CONFESS - I'm innocent.Wed Sep 07 1988 21:491
    
396.4820signed, Ollie North -> Where's the shredder ?KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowWed Sep 07 1988 22:400
396.4821Where's the shredder --> Where's the Cheddar?RICKS::SATOWWed Sep 07 1988 23:181
    To make "Where's the beef?" into a cheeseburger
396.4822where's the Cheddar? --> take me to your LiederkranzMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonWed Sep 07 1988 23:402
    
    Cheddar is a big cheese, but ...
396.4823...Liederkranz -> and GuildensternLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoWed Sep 07 1988 23:463
    Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead, is a play by Tom Stoppard
    (I think)
    
396.4824Rosenstern & Guildencrantz are Alive !KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowThu Sep 08 1988 00:131
    From days when I did stage lighting for such plays
396.4825and Guildenstern -> On Golden PondMISFIT::GEMMELand now here's Mac and Tosh...Thu Sep 08 1988 01:141
396.4826On Golden Pond => Golden ShowersTHEGIZ::PITARDIt just ain't right!!!Thu Sep 08 1988 01:221
       
396.4827Golden showers -> Pennies from heavenKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowThu Sep 08 1988 02:180
396.4828Pennies from Heaven --> Penelope's from the other placeMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonThu Sep 08 1988 02:254
    
    Re "golden showers":
    
             -<golden showers -> "Don't eat yellow snow!">-
396.4829Penelope's from the other place --> Helen Joy (like most women ;-)LAMHRA::WHORLOWLiving on a rope,tape &amp; a prayerThu Sep 08 1988 12:555
    
    
    pennies from Heaven --> 8 draws on the pools  
    
    
396.4830Helen Joy (like most women ; -=> has a woman's nameUNTADI::ODIJPCome up an be me sometime !Thu Sep 08 1988 16:343
    That's all I could see
    
    John J
396.4831has a woman's name -> John WayneGNUVAX::BOBBITTinvictus maneoThu Sep 08 1988 18:493
    Wasn't John Wayne's real name Marion something-or-other, or some
    woman's name?
    
396.4832John Wayne => pilgrimMISFIT::GEMMELand now here's Mac and Tosh...Thu Sep 08 1988 18:561
    His name was Miriam
396.4833John Wayne => Cowboys & IndiansTHEGIZ::PITARDIt just ain't right!!!Thu Sep 08 1988 18:574
       
       RE: Hellen Joy 
       
           Hellen Joy => Heaven and Sadness
396.4834KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowThu Sep 08 1988 19:153
    cowboys & indians -> \
    			  ---> Pocohontas
    Pilgrims          -> /
396.4835Pocohontas --> PowhatanMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonThu Sep 08 1988 19:308
    
    Re John Wayne: his actual name was Marion Michael Morrison, but
    I believe he had it legally changed to his stage name (one of his
    sons is Michael Wayne).
    
    Re "Pilgrims":
    
                         -<Pilgrims --> Thanksgiving>-
396.4836Powhatan -> New York island after a nuclear war.. CURIUS::CIUFFINIIf my Personal Name were a song, it Thu Sep 08 1988 19:451
    
396.4837NY after a nuclear war -> CleanerLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoThu Sep 08 1988 20:061
    
396.4838cleaner -> seen herCHEFS::LAWSONMFinite cann't comprehend InfiniteThu Sep 08 1988 20:231
    
396.4839MARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonThu Sep 08 1988 20:319
    [New York City after a nuclear war] - - - - - +    (ghost from past)

                                                  |

                                                  |
                                                   
    Seen her -------------------------------------+---> crater (crate her)
                                                                   
    
396.4840crater -=> beerUNTADI::ODIJPCome up an be me sometime !Thu Sep 08 1988 20:433
    Yes please
    
    John J
396.4841be er -> the stingKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowThu Sep 08 1988 20:450
396.4842beer => PUT THAT DOWN!THEGIZ::PITARDIt just ain't right!!!Thu Sep 08 1988 20:463
       
       
       	Sorry, personal joke.
396.4843The Sting --> The ThingMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonThu Sep 08 1988 20:472
    
    ... both majot motion pictures.
396.4844The Thing --> carpenterME::TRUMPLERI want to juggle job offersThu Sep 08 1988 21:283
    He made (or was it remade?) _The Thing_.
    
    >M
396.4845carpenter -> ants (without discriminating taste)CURIUS::CIUFFINIIf my Personal Name were a song, it Thu Sep 08 1988 21:401
        
396.4846MARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonThu Sep 08 1988 21:507
    Put that down! --------------+
                                 |
                                 |
    ants ------------------------+---------->infested [it's covered with ants]
                                                                        
    
    
396.4847Infested -> My atticKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowThu Sep 08 1988 22:071
AAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHH !
396.4848eeuucchhh!WMOIS::B_REINKEAs true as water, as true as lightThu Sep 08 1988 22:125
    .....are alive (from 4824)-------+
                                     |
                                     |
                                     |
    infested-------------------------+---------> eeuucchh!
396.4849(infested) my attic + eeuuchh! ---> BATS!!!WMOIS::B_REINKEAs true as water, as true as lightThu Sep 08 1988 22:146
    
    
    in re .4847 (how did you sneak in 5 minutes before me while I was
    writing????
    
    Bonnie
396.4850BATS!!! -> Batson D. BelfryMISFIT::GEMMELand now here's Mac and Tosh...Thu Sep 08 1988 22:481
396.4851Batson D. Belfry -> Bat MastersonRAINBO::LARUEAll you have to do is just......Thu Sep 08 1988 23:111
    
396.4852Bat Masterson -> thanks for making my dayNYSSA::BIELSKIthen dazzle them with opaquityThu Sep 08 1988 23:171
 
396.4853thanks for making my day --> thanks for the memoriesMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonThu Sep 08 1988 23:246
    
    re "Bats!!":
    
                       -<Bats!! --> Balls!!>-
    
    ... As in the United States' national pastime.
396.4854thanks for the memories -> scrapbookLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoFri Sep 09 1988 00:411
    
396.4855scrapbook -> paperchaseKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowFri Sep 09 1988 02:153
    re: 4849  Beats me !?  Bats in the notes belfry moving the clock
    hands maybe ?????
    
396.4856paperchase --> audit trailMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonFri Sep 09 1988 02:171
    
396.4857audit trail ---> happy trails to you...WMOIS::B_REINKEAs true as water, as true as lightFri Sep 09 1988 02:201
    
396.4858happy trails to you -> until we meet againMISFIT::GEMMELand now here's Mac and Tosh...Fri Sep 09 1988 02:411
    
396.4859happy trails to you -> @ (western sunset)NYSSA::BIELSKIthen dazzle them with opaquityFri Sep 09 1988 02:453
    

I had a bad seat in the movie theatre and couldn't see too well...
396.4860@ --> locationMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonFri Sep 09 1988 02:471
    
396.4861location -> location, locationCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNFri Sep 09 1988 03:061
    I talked to a real estate agent not too long ago.
396.4862... --> Rick's CafeLISP::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,LISP,ZFC}:: D'EramoFri Sep 09 1988 03:157
     happy trails to you --> until we meet again -->                   -\
                                                                         >--\
     happy trails to you --> @ --> location --> location, location --> -/   |
                                                                            |
                   Rick's Cafe  <-------------------------------------------/
     
     Dan
396.4863AYOV27::ISMITHConsidering a move to MemphisFri Sep 09 1988 12:530
396.4864Bob's Tea -=> My ballsUNTADI::ODIJPCome up an be me sometime !Fri Sep 09 1988 18:403
    Golf , you understand
    
    John J
396.4865my balls --> your galasMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonFri Sep 09 1988 19:112
    
    A rose by any other name ...
396.4866My balls -> Spheres of influenceCURIUS::CIUFFINIIf my Personal Name were a song, it Fri Sep 09 1988 19:161
    
396.4867spheres of influence/galas -> debutantesLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoFri Sep 09 1988 19:171
    
396.4868debutantes ---> southern bellesWMOIS::B_REINKEAs true as water, as true as lightFri Sep 09 1988 19:241
    
396.4869southern belles --> liberty bellsVAXWRK::SIMONHugs Welcome Anytime!Fri Sep 09 1988 19:371
396.4870liberty bells --> FranklinMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonFri Sep 09 1988 19:423
    
    The Benjamin Franklin half-dollars had liberty bells on the reverse
    side.
396.4871Franklin -> electric dirty ol' manNYSSA::BIELSKIthen dazzle them with opaquityFri Sep 09 1988 21:263
    

a compilation of all the various histories.
396.4872electric dirty ol' man -> trip the light fantasticMISFIT::GEMMELand now here's Mac and Tosh...Fri Sep 09 1988 21:481
    
396.4873trip the light fantastic->infra-red burglar alarmKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowFri Sep 09 1988 22:090
396.4874infra-red burglar alarm -=> infra-red burger grillUNTADI::ODIJPCome up an be me sometime !Fri Sep 09 1988 23:311
    John J
396.4875infra-red burger grill -> flame broiled salmonellaKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowFri Sep 09 1988 23:470
396.4876flame-broiled salmonella -- we do it your wayTERZA::ZANEfoxglove employeeSat Sep 10 1988 00:503
   Burger King
   
396.4877we do it your way -=> ve haft vaysMISFIT::GEMMELand now here's Mac and Tosh...Sat Sep 10 1988 01:261
    like in "Ve hav vays oft making you talk!"
396.4878ve haft vays --> VegaME::TRUMPLERI want to juggle job offersSat Sep 10 1988 01:364
    ve haft vays --> we have ways --> Wir haben Wege [German translation]
    
    In German pronunciation rules, 'W' is pronounced as 'V' is in English,
    and 'G' is always hard, so 'Wege' comes out...
396.4879Vega --> StarsMISFIT::GEMMELand now here's Mac and Tosh...Sat Sep 10 1988 02:401
    
396.4880stars -> foreverIJSAPL::ELSENAARESat Sep 10 1988 02:442
oops! forgot the stripes!
396.4881forever --> and a dayLISP::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,LISP,ZFC}:: D'EramoSat Sep 10 1988 03:220
396.4882and a day --> or a nightTERZA::ZANEfoxglove employeeSat Sep 10 1988 03:570
396.4883TOOK::C_PEREZThe InFAMous EightSat Sep 10 1988 07:232
                         -< or a night --> in heaven >-

396.4884in heaven --> and HELLSALEM::AMARTINThe Armed Citizen = ME!Sat Sep 10 1988 11:531
    ooops I said a wordy derd....
396.4885and HELL => and purgatoryERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Sun Sep 11 1988 07:091
    
396.4886and purgatory --> bulimiaLISP::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,LISP,ZFC}:: D'EramoSun Sep 11 1988 08:000
396.4887bulimia --> gag!WMOIS::B_REINKEAs true as water, as true as lightSun Sep 11 1988 22:411
    
396.4888gag --> stuntRTOISB::TINIUSBe alert! America needs more lerts!Mon Sep 12 1988 02:151
    
396.4889stunt => Evil Kinevil (sp?)ERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Mon Sep 12 1988 03:460
396.4890Evil Kinevil => broken bonesERBERT::VISSERAnother day, another devalued dollarMon Sep 12 1988 04:223
    
    ..klaas..
    
396.4891 broken bones --> sticks and stones THEONE::PARSONSSo many notes, so little time.....Mon Sep 12 1988 04:261
    
396.4892sticks and stones --> tick and toneME::TRUMPLERI want to juggle job offersMon Sep 12 1988 06:151
    It's Evel Knievel...
396.4893tick and tone -=> dick und doofUNTADI::ODIJPCome up an be me sometime !Mon Sep 12 1988 13:524
    
    That's what the Germans call Laurel and Hardy .
    
    John J
396.4894Dick und Doof => Marx and LennonERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Mon Sep 12 1988 15:433
    All hail Marx and Lennon!!!
    	   {Groucho}  {John}
    
396.4895Marx and Lennon => fun and musicGIDDAY::VISSERAnother day, another devalued dollarMon Sep 12 1988 16:063
    ..klaas..
    
396.4896fun and music -=> and beerUNTADI::ODIJPCome up an be me sometime !Mon Sep 12 1988 16:302
    John J
    
396.4897and beer --> to bierMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonMon Sep 12 1988 17:578
    
    re "stars":
    
                        -<Stars --> Tinseltown>-
    
    re "stunt":
    
                           -<stunt --> Growth>-
396.4898BONNET::ROVELLAMon Sep 12 1988 18:022
                       -< beer -> belly->
    
396.4899belly --> BuddhaVAXWRK::SIMONHugs Welcome Anytime!Mon Sep 12 1988 18:141
    
396.4900Buddha --> KhanAYOV27::ISMITHConsidering a move to MemphisMon Sep 12 1988 18:321
    As in "Remember when Cheap Trick played live at the Buddha, Khan?"
396.4901Khan -> WrathLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoMon Sep 12 1988 19:041
    
396.4902Wrath --> GrapesRICKS::SATOWMon Sep 12 1988 20:071
    
396.4903grapes --> vintnerMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonMon Sep 12 1988 20:433
    
               I wonder what the vintners buy
               one-half so precious as they sell ...
396.4904grapes -> stompingMISFIT::GEMMELand now here's Mac and Tosh...Mon Sep 12 1988 20:441
396.4905stomping -> cloggersCURIUS::CIUFFINIIf my Personal Name were a song, it Mon Sep 12 1988 20:511
    
396.4906cloggers --> drainsLISP::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,LISP,ZFC}:: D'EramoMon Sep 12 1988 22:450
396.4907drains -> pipesLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoMon Sep 12 1988 23:446
    knock knock
    who's there
    dwayne
    dwayne who?
    dwayne the tub, I'm dwowning!
    
396.4908pipes --> bagMISFIT::GEMMELand now here's Mac and Tosh...Tue Sep 13 1988 00:353
    ah, the sound of the pipes rolling through the hills, someplace
    far away, bothering somebody else....oops, I actually do like the
    sound, for a while at least..
396.4909to bier ---> bag ----> bodyWMOIS::B_REINKEAs true as water, as true as lightTue Sep 13 1988 01:161
    from 396.4897
396.4910body -=> ain't got noMISFIT::GEMMELand now here's Mac and Tosh...Tue Sep 13 1988 01:331
    
396.4911ain't got no --> grammar rulesCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNTue Sep 13 1988 03:501
    
396.4912 grammar rules -> grandpa, OK? THEONE::PARSONSSo many notes, so little time.....Tue Sep 13 1988 05:201
    
396.4913grandpa, OK? ---> Granny's apple pieLAMHRA::WHORLOWLiving on a rope,tape &amp; a prayerTue Sep 13 1988 05:331
    
396.4914Granny's apple pie --> Thanksgiving Day dinnerLISP::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,LISP,ZFC}:: D'EramoTue Sep 13 1988 06:230
396.4915Thanksgiving Day dinner => turkey sandwichs for 3 monthsERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Tue Sep 13 1988 07:131
    
396.4916--->....100 pound turkeyWMOIS::B_REINKEAs true as water, as true as lightTue Sep 13 1988 09:242
turkey sandwiches for 3 months ---> from a 100 pound turkey
    
396.4917...100 pound turkey => sirGIDDAY::VISSERAnother day, another devalued dollarTue Sep 13 1988 14:405
    
    
    As in what do you call a 100 pound turkey?
    
    ..klaas..
396.4918sir -=> dubUNTADI::ODIJPCome up an be me sometime !Tue Sep 13 1988 14:491
    John J
396.4919dub => resiewLOCLE::RATCLIFFWhat does &quot;curiosity&quot; mean?Tue Sep 13 1988 16:091
    
396.4920resiew -> siew againIJSAPL::ELSENAARThey will lift you up in their handsTue Sep 13 1988 17:321
396.4921siew again => Not again!ERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Tue Sep 13 1988 17:541
    
396.4922siew again --> who, me?MARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonTue Sep 13 1988 17:542
    
    "siew" as in "'s you."
396.4923who,me? -> Yeah,YOU! Charlie Brown, he's a clown CURIUS::CIUFFINIIf my Personal Name were a song, it Tue Sep 13 1988 18:432
    from the song by the Coasters...
    
396.4924Charlie Brown -> good grief!LEZAH::BOBBITTcolor me cluelessTue Sep 13 1988 19:551
    
396.4925good grief --> bad happinessME::TRUMPLERI want to juggle job offersTue Sep 13 1988 20:331
    Did the vintner get left behind about 20 replies back?
396.4926bad happiness -> Sardonic Chinese FortuneCURIUS::CIUFFINIIf my Personal Name were a song, it Tue Sep 13 1988 21:351
    
396.4927TERZA::ZANEfoxglove employeeTue Sep 13 1988 21:585
   Sardonic Chinese Fortune --->|
                                |---> sake (rice wine)
   vintner -------------------->|

396.4928sake --> for goodnessCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNTue Sep 13 1988 22:081
    
396.4929Sake --> to meRUTLND::SATOWTue Sep 13 1988 22:081
    Anyone else old enough to remember "Laugh In?"
396.4930sake -=> for Pete'sUNTADI::ODIJPCome up an' be me sometime !Tue Sep 13 1988 22:082
    John J
    
396.4931*? -> Saint PeterCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNTue Sep 13 1988 22:157
    This note gives the strongest argument for providing a
    lock when writing notes.  Think of all the confusion that
    results by not being able to clearly read JoyOfLex!!! ;-)
    
    for goodness  \
    to me          >--> Saint Peter
    for Pete's    /
396.4932Saint Peter --> VaticanTERZA::ZANEfoxglove employeeTue Sep 13 1988 22:340
396.4933Vatican --> RagWMOIS::B_REINKEAs true as water, as true as lightTue Sep 13 1988 22:3812
    after the Tom Learer song
    
    
    in re .4931
    
    Oh, I think that the occasional multiple answers make the game
    more fun...
    
    by the way... 'not again' was left hanging back there
    after siew and resiew
    
    Bonnie
396.4934ERASER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonTue Sep 13 1988 23:079
    Rag --------------------------+
                                  |
                                  |
                                  |
    Not again --------------------+-----> same old jazz
    
    
    The alternate combination doubtless in these days would be a TV
    commercial. :-(
396.4935same old jazz -> new age musicLEZAH::BOBBITTcolor me cluelessTue Sep 13 1988 23:237
    First you get down on your knees
    fiddle with your rosaries
    bow your head with deep respect
    and - genuflect - genuflect - genuflect
    
    	(from The Vatican Rag)
    
396.4936new age music -> Gregorian chantIJSAPL::ELSENAARThey will lift you up in their handsTue Sep 13 1988 23:572

... which is precisely where it reminds me of...
396.4937Gregorian chant -> Missa LubaAMUSED::CIUFFINIIf my Personal Name were a song, it Wed Sep 14 1988 00:180
396.4938Gregorian Chant --> a capellaERASER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonWed Sep 14 1988 00:214
    
    or
    
                    -<Gregorian Chant --> Gregorian Calendar>-
396.4939a capella --> off with his head!TERZA::ZANEfoxglove employeeWed Sep 14 1988 01:430
396.4940off with his head! ----> said the queenWMOIS::B_REINKEAs true as water, as true as lightWed Sep 14 1988 02:157
    
    
    can anyone do anything with missa luba?
    
    
    
    we are approaching 5000 replies here!
396.4941said the queen -> by Royal Proclamation !KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowWed Sep 14 1988 03:158
Missa Luba ---------\
    			---->  All cars shall have an oil change by
said the queen -----/		Royal Proclamation !
    
    
    
    (How's that ?)
396.4942by Royal Proclamation --> BY AppointmentLAMHRA::WHORLOWLiving on a rope,tape &amp; a prayerWed Sep 14 1988 05:5211
    
    
    A coveted honour to display the Royal Coat of Arms... Comes from
    being able to present samples (= sell) of your product 'By Appointment'
    
    
    
    or something like that
    
    djw
    
396.4943BY Appointment => party chashingERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Wed Sep 14 1988 06:361
    
396.4944party chasing --> pastry chartingAYOV27::ISMITHConsidering a move to MemphisWed Sep 14 1988 13:361
    
396.4945pastry charting -=> pie chartUNTADI::ODIJPCome up an' be me sometime !Wed Sep 14 1988 14:102
    John J
    
396.4946pie chart -> dire chartCHEFS::LAWSONMFinite cann't comprehend InfiniteWed Sep 14 1988 15:311
    
396.4947dire chart --> Dire StraitsSALEM::AMARTINThe Armed Citizen = ME!Wed Sep 14 1988 16:081
    
396.4948Dire Straits -=> up the riverUNTADI::ODIJPCome up an' be me sometime !Wed Sep 14 1988 16:282
    John J
    
396.4949up the river -> down the shoreIJSAPL::ELSENAARThey'll lift you up in their handsWed Sep 14 1988 16:500
396.4950on the shore > on the beachUBOHUB::SWANNwalk softly and carry a scopeWed Sep 14 1988 18:481
    
396.4951on the beach -> Life's a "Beach"WHEEL::SWINIARSKINANcy--*NANSKI*--SwiniarSKIWed Sep 14 1988 18:571
    
396.4952life's a beach --> hang tenMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonWed Sep 14 1988 19:011
    
396.4953hang ten -> cliff hangerMISFIT::GEMMELand now here's Mac and Tosh...Wed Sep 14 1988 19:181
    
396.4954cliff hanger -> hangoverCOPCLU::STSIgnorance is the mother of adventureWed Sep 14 1988 20:261
    
396.4955hangover --> Blarney StoneMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonWed Sep 14 1988 20:582
    
    That's the way you kiss it ...
396.4956hangover -=> OktoberfestUNTADI::ODIJPCome up an' be me sometime !Wed Sep 14 1988 20:585
    Just three days to go !!!!!!!!!!
    
    Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp 
    
    John J
396.4957missedUNTADI::ODIJPCome up an' be me sometime !Wed Sep 14 1988 21:0110
    
    Oktoberfest-------
    
                      -------- little green drunks
    
    Blarney Stone-----

                                                  
    John J
    
396.4958can't hit Irish hallucinationsNYSSA::BIELSKIthe *smart* money paid off GoliathWed Sep 14 1988 21:219
    
                                                                / \
                                                                 |
                                                   missed -------|
                ---->Blarney Stone--                             |
               |                    |                            |
    hangover --|                    |---little green drunks -----
               |                    |
                ---->Oktoberfest ---
396.4959can't hit Irish hallucinations --> Leprechauns' pink elephantsMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonWed Sep 14 1988 21:277
    
    Well, they're hard to hit, anyway.
    
    Re The Irish:
    
    Once there were two Irishmen.
    Now, there are millions of them.
396.4960Leprechauns' pink elephants -> KnickknacksCURIUS::CIUFFINIIf my Personal Name were a song, it Wed Sep 14 1988 21:391
    
396.4961knickknacks --> paddywhackTERZA::ZANEfoxglove employeeWed Sep 14 1988 21:410
396.4962paddywhack --> onME::TRUMPLERI want to juggle job offersWed Sep 14 1988 22:232
    
    You know, one of those vehicles in which they transport criminals...
396.4963on -> offKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowWed Sep 14 1988 22:300
396.4964on -> off -=> switchUNTADI::ODIJPCome up an' be me sometime !Wed Sep 14 1988 22:351
    John J
396.4965switch -> Crazy going slowly am I !KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowWed Sep 14 1988 22:410
396.4966switch --> fightRICKS::SATOWWed Sep 14 1988 22:413
    From a cigarette ad campaign
    
    	"I'd rather fight than switch"
396.4967Is it over?ATLAST::DROWNSAD ):| SADWed Sep 14 1988 22:424
    
    		           -< switch >- -=> box >-
    
    which was 396.1 so it's gone full cycle!!
396.4968Is it over? -> Fat Lady SingsCURIUS::CIUFFINIIf my Personal Name were a song, it Wed Sep 14 1988 22:551
    over? Nah, just a cycle that's all...
396.4969Is it over? -> raptureCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNWed Sep 14 1988 22:562
    Did I miss the end of the world?  That event was "scheduled" for
    today by someone who found his proof in selected Bible quotations.
396.4970rapture -> weaveworldIJSAPL::ELSENAARThey'll lift you up in their handsWed Sep 14 1988 23:082

Good book.
396.4971weaveworld -> l'il 'ol ladies, unite!NYSSA::BIELSKIthe *smart* money paid off GoliathThu Sep 15 1988 00:111
    
396.4972l'il 'ol ladies, unite! -=> Hell's GranniesUNTADI::ODIJPCome up an' be me sometime !Thu Sep 15 1988 00:272
    John J
    
396.4973hell's grannies -> old hookersLEZAH::BOBBITTPut On Your Sailin' Shoes...Thu Sep 15 1988 00:432
    I heard of a women's rug-hooking club who called themselves this
    
396.4974old hookers -> Call Me MadameNYSSA::BIELSKIthe *smart* money paid off GoliathThu Sep 15 1988 01:533
    
    I think I once saw the movie, I don't think it was about rugs.
    
396.4975Call me Madame --> I'll call you AdameERIS::CALLASWaiter, there's a bug in my codeThu Sep 15 1988 02:225

    
    From some time ago, I wanted to do: 
    
    Up the River -> Down the Shore -> No one loves you / If you Snore
396.4976TERZA::ZANEfoxglove employeeThu Sep 15 1988 02:455
   Crazy slowly going am I --->|
                               |---> Ring me up, sometime!
   I'll call you Adame ------->|

396.4977Ring me up, sometime => Beam me up Scottie!POBOX::VANTILBURGOnce is NEVER enough!!Thu Sep 15 1988 03:201
    
396.4978beam me up scottie -> dog on a leashKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowThu Sep 15 1988 03:360
396.4979dog on a leash --> cat on a hot tin roofLISP::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,LISP,ZFC}:: D'EramoThu Sep 15 1988 03:470
396.4980cat on a hot tin roof --> I have come hotfoot from Rome!LAMHRA::WHORLOWLiving on a rope,tape &amp; a prayerThu Sep 15 1988 05:301
    
396.4981I have come hotfoot from Rome -> msg from GarciaWMOIS::B_REINKEAs true as water, as true as lightThu Sep 15 1988 08:028
    
    
    I think I've done my fair share of this..:-) would someone
    else please go back around 4960 and forward and check and see
    if we dropped a title?
    
    do you all think we will make 5000 this night (east coast
    of the USA10pm)
396.4982revolutionIJSAPL::ELSENAARThey'll lift you up in their handsThu Sep 15 1988 11:3416
RE -1
>    would someone
>    else please go back around 4960 and forward and check and see
>    if we dropped a title?


     fight-------------------------|
                                   |
     box---------------------------|
                                   |-------> revolution
     Fat Lady Sings----------------|
                                   |
     Msg from Garcia---------------|


Those four things combined must be a revolution.
396.4983revolution --> Windmills of Your Mind..LAMHRA::WHORLOWLiving on a rope,tape &amp; a prayerThu Sep 15 1988 12:071
    
396.4984Windmills of Your Mind .. -=> Don JuanUNTADI::ODIJPCome up an' be me sometime !Thu Sep 15 1988 14:342
    John J
    
396.4985Don Juan -> operaIJSAPL::ELSENAARThey'll lift you up in their handsThu Sep 15 1988 16:101
396.4986opera --> fleaAYOV27::ISMITHConsidering a move to MemphisThu Sep 15 1988 17:392
    Well, -< opera --> tick >- was too obvious!
    
396.4987MARVIN::KNOWLESthe teddy-bears have their nit-pickThu Sep 15 1988 18:006
    flea \
    	  \
    	   > flick
    	  /
    tweak/
    (from .4748, but by the time I <ctrl/z> this we'll have dropped another)
396.4988Flick --> BicVAXWRK::SIMONHugs Welcome Anytime!Thu Sep 15 1988 18:441
    
396.4989Bic -> Big Integrated CircuitCURIUS::CIUFFINIIf my Personal Name were a song, it Thu Sep 15 1988 18:502
    if Bad is Big Audio Dynamite, 
     then Bic is ....
396.4990Big Integrated Circuit -> Write Only MemoryIJSAPL::ELSENAARThey'll lift you up in their handsThu Sep 15 1988 19:033


... also called WOM
396.4991WOM -=> BATUNTADI::ODIJPCome up an' be me sometime !Thu Sep 15 1988 19:191
    John J
396.4992BAT --> mobileME::TRUMPLERI want to juggle job offersThu Sep 15 1988 19:352
    
    Holy word-association, Batman!
396.4993mobile -> upwardlyKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowThu Sep 15 1988 19:420
396.4994upwardly -> ascendingLEZAH::BOBBITTPut On Your Sailin' Shoes...Thu Sep 15 1988 20:051
    
396.4995ascending--> staircaseWMOIS::B_REINKEAs true as water, as true as lightThu Sep 15 1988 20:351
    
396.4996staircase -> to nowhereKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowThu Sep 15 1988 20:370
396.4997to nowhere -> dead endLEZAH::BOBBITTPut On Your Sailin' Shoes...Thu Sep 15 1988 21:301
    
396.4998dead end ---> the end of the matterWMOIS::B_REINKEAs true as water, as true as lightThu Sep 15 1988 21:451
    
396.4999the end of the matter --> hornAYOV27::ISMITHConsidering a move to MemphisThu Sep 15 1988 21:471
    
396.5000horn --> unicornMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonThu Sep 15 1988 21:561
    
396.5001unicorn -> may I butt in (hallucinatingly) ?NYSSA::BIELSKIthe **smarter** money doesn't gambleThu Sep 15 1988 22:061
    
396.5002--->my goat ate some jimson weed!WMOIS::B_REINKEAs true as water, as true as lightThu Sep 15 1988 22:139
    may butt in (hallucinatingly) ---> my goat ate some jimson weed
    
    
    
    so steve kallis, you got the 4000th and the 5000th note!
    
    (tho on checking back I found I'd gotten the 2000th :-)
    
    Bonnie
396.5003my goat ate some jimson weed -> climbing higher than a mountainNYSSA::BIELSKIthe **smarter** money doesn't gambleThu Sep 15 1988 22:295
 

    ...well, *I* got 5001, so I was only 1 away.  
        (You can prove anything with statistics.)
396.5004climbing higher ... --> faster than speeding bulletLISP::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,LISP,ZFC}:: D'EramoThu Sep 15 1988 23:333
     ... and I had reply 3000.
     
     Dan
396.5005faster than a speeding bullet --> a Mexican-food tasterINK::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonThu Sep 15 1988 23:382
    
    Courtesy of the late lamented Paul Lynde.
396.5006a mexican food taster -> a Spanish flyKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowFri Sep 16 1988 01:000
396.5007Mexican food taster --> Montezuma's revengeTERZA::ZANEfoxglove employeeFri Sep 16 1988 01:003
   I couldn't resist the obvious.
   
396.5008Montezuma's revenge -> Tutankhamun's curseLEZAH::BOBBITTPut On Your Sailin' Shoes...Fri Sep 16 1988 01:121
    
396.5009MARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonFri Sep 16 1988 01:209
    Tutankhamun's Curse -------------------+
                                           |
                                           |
    Spanish Fly ---------------------------+
                                           |
                                           |
    Vintner -------------------------------+--> aphrodesiac Egyptian wine
                                          
    
396.5010aphrodesiac Egyptian wine -> glass of waterIJSAPL::ELSENAARThey'll lift you up in their handsFri Sep 16 1988 01:294


You need it after the wine
396.5011I'll drink to that!STEREO::HOWARDIsn't this FUN ??Fri Sep 16 1988 01:482
                     -< glass of water ------> the pause that refreshes
    
396.5012Again !KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowFri Sep 16 1988 02:393
    I'll drink to that --------
    			        }---  Silence is golden
    The pause that refreshes---
396.5013Silence is golden --> in a lead balloon?TERZA::ZANEfoxglove employeeFri Sep 16 1988 04:360
396.5014in a lead balloon -> Led ZeppelinCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNFri Sep 16 1988 09:121
    
396.5015Led Zeppelin -> Graf ZeppelinEAGLE1::EGGERSTom, 293-5358, VAX ArchitectureFri Sep 16 1988 09:501
    
396.5016Graf Zeppelin -> have a cigarIJSAPL::ELSENAARThey'll lift you up in their handsFri Sep 16 1988 12:221
396.5017have a cigar --> Fidal CastroSALEM::AMARTINThe Armed Citizen = ME!Fri Sep 16 1988 14:121
    
396.5018Fidal Castro-> fiddle the castersCHEFS::LAWSONMFinite cann't comprehend InfiniteFri Sep 16 1988 16:411
    
396.5019fiddle the casters --> caste of fiddlersMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonFri Sep 16 1988 17:534
    
    or
    
                -<fiddle the casters --> tweak the directors>-
396.5020caste of fiddlers --> Fiddlers on the castle roofRICKS::SATOWFri Sep 16 1988 18:241
    
396.5021Fiddlers on the castle roof -> Nero Roof?CURIUS::CIUFFINIIf my Personal Name were a song, it Fri Sep 16 1988 19:531
    
396.5022Nero Roof -> Babe RoofGNUVAX::BOBBITTPut On Your Sailin' Shoes...Fri Sep 16 1988 20:381
    
396.5023Babe Roof -> Candy BarrNYSSA::BIELSKIthe **smarter** money doesn't gambleFri Sep 16 1988 20:575


name used by a stripper on E. Baltimore St. when I was a little 
    younger - only know from reading it in the newspaper, o'course.
    
396.5024Candy Barr --> Health BarERASER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonFri Sep 16 1988 21:444
    
    re "Babe Roof":
    
                              -<Babe Roof -->Cover Girl>-
396.5025Health Bar --> Exercise clubLISP::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,LISP,ZFC}:: D'EramoFri Sep 16 1988 22:090
396.5026exercise club -> baseball batKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowFri Sep 16 1988 22:150
396.5027baseball bat --> athletic vampireLISP::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,LISP,ZFC}:: D'EramoFri Sep 16 1988 22:210
396.5028athletic vampire --> love at first biteTERZA::ZANEfoxglove employeeFri Sep 16 1988 23:140
396.5029love at first bite --> pumpkin pieMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonFri Sep 16 1988 23:551
    
396.5030pumpkin pie --> pie are squareRICKS::SATOWSat Sep 17 1988 00:061
    
396.5031pie are square -> pie are roundLEZAH::BOBBITTPut On Your Sailin' Shoes...Sat Sep 17 1988 00:096
     a friend of mine has a shirt that says
    
    pi r square?
    
    no pie are round, cake are square!
    
396.5032pie are round -> 'course eyell pie are roundNYSSA::BIELSKIthe **smarter** money doesn't gambleSat Sep 17 1988 01:094


    read in the newspaper that someone on E. Baltimore St. 
    once said this.
396.5033...pie are round -> cream pies are thrownCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNSat Sep 17 1988 01:201
    
396.5034cream pies are thrown --> slapstick filmsMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonSat Sep 17 1988 01:561
    
396.5035slapstick films -> unreal timesNYSSA::BIELSKIthe **smarter** money doesn't gambleSat Sep 17 1988 02:471
    
396.5036KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowSat Sep 17 1988 02:471
    slapstick films -> laurel & hardy
396.5037laurel & hardy -> abott & costelloCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNSat Sep 17 1988 02:531
    
396.5038THEGIZ::PITARDIt just ain't right!!!Sat Sep 17 1988 04:101
       
396.5039Meets the Mummy --> HEY ABaaahhht!?!?SALEM::AMARTINWE like the cars, the cars that go BOOM!Sat Sep 17 1988 12:441
    
396.5040HEY ABaaahhht!?!? => Hey, Ralphy boy!!!ERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Sat Sep 17 1988 17:461
    
396.5041Hey, Ralphy boy! -> dinner is ready!IJSAPL::ELSENAARThey'll lift you up in their handsSat Sep 17 1988 22:301
396.5042dinner is ready!--->bathroom stampeedWMOIS::B_REINKEAs true as water, as true as lightSun Sep 18 1988 10:141
    
396.5043bathroom stampeed --> blackened towelsSALEM::AMARTINWE like da cars, Da cars dat go BOOM!Sun Sep 18 1988 12:391
    
396.5044MARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonSun Sep 18 1988 23:516
    Unreal times -------------------------+
                                          |
                                          |
    blackened towels ---------------------+--> reverse detergent
    
    
396.5045reverse detergent -> tnegretedIJSAPL::ELSENAARThey'll lift you up in their handsMon Sep 19 1988 00:255



That's shorter, Steve!
396.5046tnegreted --> ghotiLAMHRA::WHORLOWLiving on a rope,tape &amp; a prayerMon Sep 19 1988 05:461
    
396.5047ghoti --> fishLISP::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,LISP,ZFC}:: D'EramoMon Sep 19 1988 07:230
396.5048ghoti (fish) --> George Bernard ShawEAGLE1::EGGERSTom, 293-5358, VAX ArchitectureMon Sep 19 1988 07:561
    
396.5049George Bernard Shaw => The Shaw (sp?) of IranERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Mon Sep 19 1988 15:301
    
396.5050The Shah of Iran --> Comes the DevolutionMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonMon Sep 19 1988 16:281
    
396.5051Comes the Devolution --> Jones the FishAYOV27::ISMITHConsidering a move to MemphisMon Sep 19 1988 17:301
    
396.5052Jones the Fish -> Alias Fish and JonesLEZAH::BOBBITTPut On Your Sailin' Shoes...Mon Sep 19 1988 19:061
    
396.5053Alias [,] Fish [,] and Jones --> Law FirmRICKS::SATOWMon Sep 19 1988 19:311
    
396.5054Law Firm -> Cheeks flabbyCSSE::CIUFFINIIf my Personal Name were a song, it Mon Sep 19 1988 20:291
    
396.5055Cheeks flabby --> sing into shapeTERZA::ZANEfoxglove employeeMon Sep 19 1988 21:090
396.5056sing into shape -> Hum that bar[ge], lilt that bailNYSSA::BIELSKIin any league, 3 strikes is *out* Mon Sep 19 1988 21:304

    'Ol Man WHO??
    
    
396.5057hum that bar, lilt that bail --> lawyersMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonMon Sep 19 1988 22:131
    
396.5058lawyers --> pigsLISP::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,LISP,ZFC}:: D'EramoMon Sep 19 1988 22:198
     As in the joke:
     
          What do you get when you cross a pig with a lawyer?
     
          Nothing.  There are some things that a pig just
          won't do.
     
     Dan
396.5059pigs -> fatKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowMon Sep 19 1988 22:343
    Re .5058
          There are things lawyers won't do, except for money !
    
396.5060fat --> lipidMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonMon Sep 19 1988 22:371
    
396.5061lipid -> plateletKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowMon Sep 19 1988 22:410
396.5062THEGIZ::PITARDIt just ain't right!!!Mon Sep 19 1988 23:461
       
396.5063forklet --> forkliftMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonTue Sep 20 1988 00:081
    
396.5064forklift --> faceliftRICKS::SATOWTue Sep 20 1988 00:111
    
396.5065facelift -> Otis' facadeCSSE::CIUFFINIIf my Personal Name were a song, it Tue Sep 20 1988 01:265
    
    I looked at her facelift and knew that she had stopped at many 
    floors... :-)
    
    jc     
396.5066Otis' facade -> deadpan at the dock of the bayLEZAH::BOBBITTSkylarkingTue Sep 20 1988 01:301
    
396.5067KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowTue Sep 20 1988 01:342
deadpan at the dock of the bay -> panhandler on the Golden Gate bridge
    
396.5068deadpan at the dock of the bay --> dirty harborME::TRUMPLERI want to juggle job offersTue Sep 20 1988 01:372
    
    comes from emptying bedpans at the dock...
396.5069dirty harbor -> "Love that dirty water..."COOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNTue Sep 20 1988 01:414
    That line comes from a song originally about Boston -- that's
    the first that I've heard.  Local bar-bands will often 
    substitute their city's name instead.
396.5070Love that dirty water... -> Mother Earth's wayward bodyNYSSA::BIELSKIbecoming a woid noidTue Sep 20 1988 02:443
    
    Don't know the song, so I can't drink to that.
    
396.5071 Mother Earth's wayward body -> out of orbit THEONE::PARSONSSo many notes, so little time.....Tue Sep 20 1988 04:311
    
396.5072out of orbit --> Bite your nailsLAMHRA::WHORLOWLiving on a rope,tape &amp; a prayerTue Sep 20 1988 04:584
    
    Orbit is a chewing gum in OZ .....
    djw
    
396.5073TOOK::C_PEREZThe InFAMous EightTue Sep 20 1988 07:222
                 -< Bite your nails --> Rust on your Teeth >-

396.5074Rust on your teeth --> Braces? :-)SALEM::AMARTINWE like da cars, Da cars dat go BOOM!Tue Sep 20 1988 09:241
    
396.5075Braces? :-) --> :-(x)LISP::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,LISP,ZFC}:: D'EramoTue Sep 20 1988 09:250
396.5076:-(x) --> Colin dashed through the doorwayAYOV27::ISMITHConsidering a move to MemphisTue Sep 20 1988 17:401
    
396.5077ExodusKERNEL::TBOOKERNon-contentious statements onlyTue Sep 20 1988 18:130
396.5078Exodus -> Bridge Under Troubled WatersNYSSA::BIELSKIbecoming a woid noidTue Sep 20 1988 19:123
    
    recently saw the Simon and Garfunkel "Reunion Concert" on WGBH-TV.
    
396.5079MARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonTue Sep 20 1988 19:324
    Panhandler on the Golden Gate Bridge -----------+
                                                    |
                                                    |
    Bridge Under troubled Water --------------------+--> Bathed bum from flood
396.5080Bathed bum from flood --> NoahTERZA::ZANEfoxglove employeeTue Sep 20 1988 21:100
396.5081Noah --> Yes, uhRUTLND::SATOWTue Sep 20 1988 21:291
    
396.5082Yes , uh -=> now what was the question ?UNTADI::ODIJPCome up an' be me sometime !Tue Sep 20 1988 21:371
    John J
396.5083.......question -> of balanceLEZAH::BOBBITTSkylarkingTue Sep 20 1988 22:051
    
396.5084balance -> ing actSEAPEN::PHIPPSMike @DTN 225-4959Tue Sep 20 1988 22:082

396.5085ing act---> ong actWMOIS::B_REINKEAs true as water, as true as lightTue Sep 20 1988 22:271
    
396.5086ong act -> OpeNinG ACTCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNTue Sep 20 1988 22:431
    
396.5087OpeNinG ACT --> pineME::TRUMPLERI want to juggle job offersTue Sep 20 1988 23:270
396.5088pine -> PIns and NEedlesNYSSA::BIELSKIbecoming a woid noidTue Sep 20 1988 23:381
    
396.5089PIns and NEedles -> Bits and peicesKERNEL::TBOOKERNon-contentious statements onlyTue Sep 20 1988 23:490
396.5090bits and pieces --> patchworkTERZA::ZANEfoxglove employeeWed Sep 21 1988 00:101
396.5091patchwork --> patch cordMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonWed Sep 21 1988 00:121
    
396.5092patch cord -> spaghetti !KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowWed Sep 21 1988 00:510
396.5093eyedOURVAX::JEFFRIESthe best is betterWed Sep 21 1988 00:561
    
396.5094Eyed <= pieERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Wed Sep 21 1988 01:481
    
396.5095pie --> pumpkinMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonWed Sep 21 1988 02:152
    
    "tis a consumable, devoutly to be eaten.
396.5096pumpkin -> eerie orange glow ;-}NYSSA::BIELSKIbecoming a word nordWed Sep 21 1988 02:201
    
396.5097eerie orange glow --> sunLISP::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,LISP,ZFC}:: D'EramoWed Sep 21 1988 03:100
396.5098THEGIZ::PITARDIt just ain't right!!!Wed Sep 21 1988 03:111
       
396.5099candle <= bell, book and CSSE::CIUFFINIIf my Personal Name were a song, it Wed Sep 21 1988 03:151
    
396.5100TERZA::ZANEfoxglove employeeWed Sep 21 1988 05:425
   bell, book and ---|
                     |--> how time flies
   sun --------------|

396.5101how time flies -> how time takes the trainCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNWed Sep 21 1988 05:501
    
396.5102how time takes the train --> by express (when you are having fun)LAMHRA::WHORLOWLiving on a rope,tape &amp; a prayerWed Sep 21 1988 06:501
    
396.5103TOOK::C_PEREZThe InFAMous EightWed Sep 21 1988 08:132
     -< by express (when you are having fun) --> The Orient Express >-

396.5104The Orient Express --> Peter UstinovLISP::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,LISP,ZFC}:: D'EramoWed Sep 21 1988 08:320
396.5105Peter Ustinov --> Hercule PeroiteSALEM::AMARTINWE like da cars, Da cars dat go BOOM!Wed Sep 21 1988 13:191
    Not sure of the spelling...
396.5106Hercule Peroit --> Hercule PoirotBISTRO::BLOMBERGAncient Systems SupportWed Sep 21 1988 14:171
    
396.5107Hercule -> HolmesKERNEL::TBOOKERNon-contentious statements onlyWed Sep 21 1988 15:080
396.5108Holmes --> IdealAYOV27::ISMITHConsidering a move to MemphisWed Sep 21 1988 15:281
    
396.5109Ideal--->RealityWMOIS::B_REINKEAs true as water, as true as lightWed Sep 21 1988 16:241
    
396.5110MICLUS::PITARDIt just ain't right!!!Wed Sep 21 1988 17:511
       
396.5111is for those...drugs -> non dop(e)is mentisCSSE::CIUFFINIIf my Personal Name were a song, it Wed Sep 21 1988 18:331
    
396.5112non dop(e)is mentis --> mens sano in corpore sanoMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonWed Sep 21 1988 18:451
    
396.5113mens sano in corpore sano -=> it's all Greek to meUNTADI::ODIJPCome up an' be me sometime !Wed Sep 21 1988 18:472
    John J
    
396.5114'ello evrybody peepsKERNEL::TBOOKERNon-contentious statements onlyWed Sep 21 1988 18:561
    Catch phrase for a rather amusing comedian
396.5115it's all Greek to me -> I feel like a CretanLEZAH::BOBBITTSkylarkingWed Sep 21 1988 18:571
    
396.5116I feel like a Cretan --> accreting what?MARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonWed Sep 21 1988 19:451
    
396.5117accreting what? -> accreting WattNYSSA::BIELSKIbecoming a word nordWed Sep 21 1988 20:135
    
    via definition 3: an extraneous addition, former Interior Secretary
    who made me laugh a lot.
    
    Somehow he isn't funny any more.
396.5118accreting Watt -> say whatCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNWed Sep 21 1988 20:495
    A joke from several years ago:
    
       Q. Didja hear of the new restaurant that serves French and Soul food?
       A. Yep, it's called Chez What...
      
396.5119Say what => Come againPOBOX::VANTILBURGOnce is NEVER enough!!Wed Sep 21 1988 21:391
    
396.5120Do what John?KERNEL::TBOOKERNon-contentious statements onlyWed Sep 21 1988 21:430
396.5121Do what John? -> Do dah George!NYSSA::BIELSKIbecoming a werd nerdWed Sep 21 1988 21:461
    
396.5122----> Camptown RacesWMOIS::B_REINKEAs true as water, as true as lightWed Sep 21 1988 22:155
    Do dah George-----------+
                            |
                            ------------------> Camptown Races
                            |
    Come again--------------+
396.5123sticks (& stones)KERNEL::TBOOKERNon-contentious statements onlyWed Sep 21 1988 22:341
    "The sticks" : a coloquialism for races over the fences
396.5124Sticks --> HadesMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonWed Sep 21 1988 22:416
    
    Charon, the Ferryman, poled souls across the River Styx into the
    Abode of the Dead (Hades) in Greek Mythology.  Hades was _not_ Hell
    to Greeks of the time; it was a dim, dark land where ghosts dwelled;
    a kind of sad place to be.  _In_ Hades were areas of torment (e.g.
    Tantalus punishment), but that was something different.
396.5125Hades --->PersephoneWMOIS::B_REINKEAs true as water, as true as lightWed Sep 21 1988 22:451
    
396.5126Persephone --> purse phone --> mobile phoneRICKS::SATOWWed Sep 21 1988 22:471
    
396.5128TOOK::C_PEREZThe InFAMous EightWed Sep 21 1988 22:492
                     -< Persephone --> Animalphone >-

396.5129---------> radio collarWMOIS::B_REINKEAs true as water, as true as lightWed Sep 21 1988 22:527
    mobile phone-------------+
                             |
                             |
                             -----------------> radio collar
                             |
                             |
    animalphone______________+
396.5130TOOK::C_PEREZThe InFAMous EightWed Sep 21 1988 22:524
            mobile phone ---+
                            +-----> Safariphone
            Animalphone ----+

396.5131TOOK::C_PEREZThe InFAMous EightWed Sep 21 1988 23:007
    radio collar ------------+
                             |
                             +-----> Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom
                             |
    Safariphone _____________+

396.5132Safariphone -> Kenya has trunk lines :-)CSSE::CIUFFINIIf my Personal Name were a song, it Wed Sep 21 1988 23:011
    
396.5133Keyna has the trunk lines --> elephant breadlinesMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonWed Sep 21 1988 23:097
    
    Re "Radio Collar":
    
                          -<Radio collar --> Dispatched arrest>-
                          
    
    ... as in radio dispatcher at a police station
396.5134elephant breadlines -> peckish pachydermsLEZAH::BOBBITTSkylarkingThu Sep 22 1988 01:581
    
396.5135peckish pachyderms -> bushelish behemothsNYSSA::BIELSKIbecoming a werd nerdThu Sep 22 1988 02:081
    
396.5136bushelish behemoth -> RepubligargantuanousCSSE::CIUFFINIIf my Personal Name were a song, it Thu Sep 22 1988 02:582
    
    republican - can + gargantuan - gar + ous...
396.5137Republigargantuanous -> Slithey nemotodesKERNEL::TBOOKERNon-contentious statements onlyThu Sep 22 1988 03:481
396.5138Slithey nemotodes --> bandersnatchiLISP::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,LISP,ZFC}:: D'EramoThu Sep 22 1988 05:070
396.5139THEGIZ::PITARDIt just ain't right!!!Thu Sep 22 1988 05:091
       
396.5140band-aid burgler --> Farm aidSALEM::AMARTINWE like da cars, Da cars dat go BOOM!Thu Sep 22 1988 06:110
396.5141-------> unusual farm!WMOIS::B_REINKEAs true as water, as true as lightThu Sep 22 1988 07:415
    Mutual of Ohmaha's wild kingdom---------+
                                            |
                                            |-------> unusual farm
                                            |
    Farm aid--------------------------------+
396.5142unusual farm --> pharmacistAYOV27::ISMITHConsidering a move to MemphisThu Sep 22 1988 13:031
    
396.5143unusual farm -> (Orwell's)Animal FarmNEXUS::D_WHITEUncle DaveThu Sep 22 1988 13:081
    
396.5144Animal Farm -=> HofbrauhausUNTADI::ODIJPCome up an' be me sometime !Thu Sep 22 1988 13:453
    Any of you lot bin there yet ?
    
    John J
396.5145KERNEL::TBOOKERNon-contentious statements onlyThu Sep 22 1988 15:543
    Pharmacist -----+
    		    +------> Headache Pil(l)s
    Hofbrauhaus ----+
396.5146Headache Pils -=> exceed stated doseUNTADI::ODIJPCome up an' be me sometime !Thu Sep 22 1988 17:171
    John J
396.5147exceed stated dose --> buffer overflowMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonThu Sep 22 1988 17:431
    
396.5148buffer overflow -> Sample and holdKERNEL::TBOOKERNon-contentious statements onlyThu Sep 22 1988 17:540
396.5149sample and hold -> kiss and cuddleLEZAH::BOBBITTSkylarkingThu Sep 22 1988 19:541
  
396.5150kiss and cuddle -> miss and muddle !KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowThu Sep 22 1988 20:230
396.5151miss and muddle----> mud puddleWMOIS::B_REINKEAs true as water, as true as lightThu Sep 22 1988 20:401
    
396.5152mud puddle -> puss in bootsKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowThu Sep 22 1988 20:420
396.5153MICLUS::PITARDIt just ain't right!!!Thu Sep 22 1988 20:441
       
396.5154Cat in the Hat -> Bird in the Bush CSSE::CIUFFINIIf my Personal Name were a song, it Thu Sep 22 1988 21:381
    
396.5155Bird in the Bush -> 2 in the hand ?KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowThu Sep 22 1988 21:560
396.51562 in the hand ==> 4-in-hand knotEAGLE1::EGGERSTom, 293-5358, VAX ArchitectureThu Sep 22 1988 22:471
    
396.51574-in-hand knot --> forehand smashMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonThu Sep 22 1988 23:576
    
    
    Re "mud puddle":
    
                     -<mud puddle --> attracts small boys>-
    
396.5158forehand smash -> Shoot the MoonCSSE::CIUFFINIIf my Personal Name were a song, it Fri Sep 23 1988 02:525
    
    forehand -> 4 hand
    
    And for you Hearts players ( er, ... the card game )
    
396.5159Shoot the moon ==> 26 pointsEAGLE1::EGGERSTom, 293-5358, VAX ArchitectureFri Sep 23 1988 02:531
    
396.516026 points ==> 26 miles ==> Santa CatalinaEAGLE1::EGGERSTom, 293-5358, VAX ArchitectureFri Sep 23 1988 02:541
    
396.5161Santa Catalina --> Santa ClausDSSDEV::CANTORmoderatorFri Sep 23 1988 04:110
396.5162THEGIZ::PITARDIt just ain't right!!!Fri Sep 23 1988 04:251
       
396.5163Chris Cringle -> 92 shopping days left!COOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNFri Sep 23 1988 05:001
    
396.5164TOOK::C_PEREZThe InFAMous EightFri Sep 23 1988 07:462
                 -< 92 shopping days left! --> and $$ all gone :-( >-

396.5165and $$ all gone -> one day after paydayERBERT::VISSERAnother day, another devalued dollarFri Sep 23 1988 09:073
    
    ..klaas..
    
396.5166one day after payday -=> sore headUNTADI::ODIJPCome up an' be me sometime !Fri Sep 23 1988 14:261
    John J
396.5167sore head> <time to drop deadRTOIC1::RSTANGEdouble double toil &amp; troubleFri Sep 23 1988 16:351
    
396.5168time to drop dead --> September 13thSALEM::AMARTINWE like da cars, Da cars dat go BOOM!Fri Sep 23 1988 16:391
    
396.5169September 13th -=> TuesdayUNTADI::ODIJPCome up an' be me sometime !Fri Sep 23 1988 17:091
    John J
396.5170Tuesday => Tomorrow's another dayLOCLE::RATCLIFFWhat does &quot;curiosity&quot; mean?Fri Sep 23 1988 17:283
    as in Police
    
    John
396.5171tomorrow...-> creeps on this petty pace from day to dayLEZAH::BOBBITTCadarn ar CyfrwysFri Sep 23 1988 19:311
    
396.5172RICKS::SATOWFri Sep 23 1988 19:385
    creeps on this petty pace from day to day -->
    
    creeps in this petty place every day -->
    
    singles bar
396.5173singles bar --> doubles permitMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonFri Sep 23 1988 19:429
    
    Re "creeps in this petty pace from day to day":
    
    In a cute humor book by Roger Price, _In One Head and Out the Other_,
    his version of the quote was:
    
                  Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow
                  Creeps in this petty pace from day to day
                  And makes quite a hole in the week.
396.5174doubles permit -=> quicker drinkingUNTADI::ODIJPCome up an' be me sometime !Fri Sep 23 1988 19:453
    Thanksh
    
    John J
396.5175quicker drinking -> a real downerKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowFri Sep 23 1988 20:300
396.5176a real downer --> ThanksgivingME::TRUMPLERI want to juggle job offersFri Sep 23 1988 21:202
    
    real downer --> false upper --> fall supper -->
396.5177Thanksgiving => Turkey dinnerPOBOX::VANTILBURGOnce is NEVER enough!!Fri Sep 23 1988 21:431
    
396.5178Turkey dinner ---> Nerd lunchWMOIS::B_REINKEAs true as water, as true as lightFri Sep 23 1988 22:331
    
396.5179Nerd Lunch -> 2 Sliderules and a pocket protector CSSE::CIUFFINIIf my Personal Name were a song, it Fri Sep 23 1988 23:261
    
396.51802 sliderules ... --> 2 sly drools and a pocket projectorMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonFri Sep 23 1988 23:312
    
    ..... porta-porn
396.5181pocket projector --> watchmanME::TRUMPLERI want to juggle job offersSat Sep 24 1988 00:367
    as in a Sony Watchman
    
    or...
    
    pocket projector -->  <censored>
    
    This is a family conference, isn't it?
396.5182watchman --> wait and seeTERZA::ZANEfoxglove employeeSat Sep 24 1988 02:110
396.5183wait and see --> Watch and WardMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonSat Sep 24 1988 02:153
    
    For non-Massachusens:  The Watch and Ward Society was the name of
    the folk who were supposed to ban books, films, etc., in Boston
396.5184Watchman -> Watch and (Bruce) Ward -> BatmanLEZAH::BOBBITTCadarn ar CyfrwysSat Sep 24 1988 03:211
    
396.5185Batman --> Wade BoggsSALEM::AMARTINWE like da cars, Da cars dat go BOOM!Sat Sep 24 1988 04:411
    
396.5186Wade Boggs ==> get wetEAGLE1::EGGERSTom, 293-5358, VAX ArchitectureSat Sep 24 1988 04:471
    
396.5187get wet -> all washed upCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNSat Sep 24 1988 07:121
    
396.5188all washed up----> hopefully the dishesWMOIS::B_REINKEAs true as water, as true as lightSat Sep 24 1988 07:381
    
396.5189hopefully the dishes --> chinaTERZA::ZANEfoxglove employeeSat Sep 24 1988 08:560
396.5190china --> crystalSALEM::AMARTINWE like da cars, Da cars dat go BOOM!Sat Sep 24 1988 18:071
    
396.5191crystal---> lightWMOIS::B_REINKEAs true as water, as true as lightSat Sep 24 1988 18:091
    
396.5192THEGIZ::PITARDIt just ain't right!!!Sat Sep 24 1988 19:363
       
       
       	I love being the Devil's advocate. ;^) ;^)
396.5193dark --> Boogie PersonSALEM::AMARTINWE like da cars, Da cars dat go BOOM!Sun Sep 25 1988 14:591
    Just being nonsexist.  :-)
396.5194Boogie person -> Colly wobblesKERNEL::TBOOKERNon-contentious statements onlySun Sep 25 1988 15:312

    What he gives you
396.5195THEGIZ::PITARDIt just ain't right!!!Sun Sep 25 1988 18:111
       
396.5196but they don't fall down --> trees make noiseLISP::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,LISP,ZFC}:: D'EramoSun Sep 25 1988 20:400
396.5197trees make noise ---> on Elm StreetLAMHRA::WHORLOWLiving on a rope,tape &amp; a prayerMon Sep 26 1988 02:541
    
396.5198on Elm Street ---> on our StreetWMOIS::B_REINKEAs true as water, as true as lightMon Sep 26 1988 03:327
    
    
    a 'rap song' that my kids played on the way to Canobie lake
    (the New England Dec outing) which is a take off on Nightmare
    on Elm Street.
    
    Bonnie
396.5199TOOK::C_PEREZThe InFAMous EightMon Sep 26 1988 04:172
                     -< on our Street --> we Streak >-

396.5200we Streak --> soapsTERZA::ZANEfoxglove employeeMon Sep 26 1988 05:480
396.5201soaps --> trashSALEM::AMARTINWE like da cars, Da cars dat go BOOM!Mon Sep 26 1988 06:321
    actually Bonnie, Its "Nightmare on MY street."  :-)
396.5202Trash => SuicideERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Mon Sep 26 1988 10:333
    
    Two of the characters from _Return of the Living Dead_...
    
396.5203Suicide -> Kerb sideKERNEL::TBOOKERNon-contentious statements onlyMon Sep 26 1988 11:475

    A man he lived in the gutter,
    And in the gutter he died,
    At the Coroners inquest,
    They called it 'sewer-side'.
396.5204Kerb side => Herbecide GAOV08::DKEATINGRoamin' Cadillac Church SAVESMon Sep 26 1988 17:311
    
396.5205Herbecide ==> Plant suicideTHEGIZ::PITARDIt just ain't right!!!Mon Sep 26 1988 18:401
       
396.5206Plant Suicide --> FuneralMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonMon Sep 26 1988 19:099
    
    Re "Boogie Person":
    
                       -<Boogie Person --> jazz musician>-
    
    Re "Colly Wobbles":
    
                       -<Colly Wobbles --> Lassie's drunk>-
    
396.5207Funeral -> oh what a beautiful mourning!LEZAH::BOBBITTCadarn ar CyfrwysMon Sep 26 1988 19:201
    
396.5208oh what a beautiful mourning! -> oh what a beautiful dayLISP::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,LISP,ZFC}:: D'EramoMon Sep 26 1988 20:310
396.5209oh what a beautiful day -> Doris ?CSSE::CIUFFINIIf my Personal Name were a song, it Mon Sep 26 1988 20:351
396.5210Doris ? --> not adore (it's ajar)!ME::TRUMPLERI want to juggle job offersMon Sep 26 1988 21:460
396.5211Doris -> Boris -> The SpiderLEZAH::BOBBITTCadarn ar CyfrwysMon Sep 26 1988 21:476
    Doris is the name of SF Artist Boris Vallejo's wife, she writes
    poetry to accompany some of his works in several books.
    
    Boris the Spider is an obscure song by The Who off their album "Meaty,
    Beaty, Big and Bouncy".
    
396.5212RICKS::SATOWMon Sep 26 1988 21:555
not adore (it's ajar)-----+
			  |
			  |-- spider in a jar --> first grade show 'n tell
			  |
the spider----------------+
396.5213first grade show 'n tell --> Presidential debateMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonMon Sep 26 1988 22:182
    
    Well??? :-)
396.5214Presidential debate -> Master debatorsKERNEL::TBOOKERNon-contentious statements onlyMon Sep 26 1988 22:352

    No comment.
396.5215Master debators ==> master debtorsEAGLE1::EGGERSTom, 293-5358, VAX ArchitectureTue Sep 27 1988 00:501
    
396.5216master debtors -> central banksKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowTue Sep 27 1988 01:441
    Like the Federal Reserve, Bank of Canada, Bank of England etc....
396.5217central banks --> outer riversLISP::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,LISP,ZFC}:: D'EramoTue Sep 27 1988 02:020
396.5218outer rivers -> Joan RiversCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNTue Sep 27 1988 03:222
    She's currently on the out now.
    
396.5219Joan Rivers -> Taste shiversKERNEL::TBOOKERNon-contentious statements onlyTue Sep 27 1988 15:440
396.5220taste shivers --> pumpkin pieMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonTue Sep 27 1988 16:442
    
    shivering in ecstasy ...
396.5221pumpkin pie -> in your eyeNYSSA::BIELSKIConfused and bemusedTue Sep 27 1988 18:352
    
    delicious slapstick
396.5223pumpkin pie ---> harvest moonWMOIS::B_REINKEAs true as water, as true as lightTue Sep 27 1988 18:363
    
    
    it looked like one last night
396.5224harvest moon -> reap or sleepLEZAH::BOBBITTCadarn ar CyfrwysTue Sep 27 1988 18:561
    
396.5225KERNEL::TBOOKERNon-contentious statements onlyTue Sep 27 1988 20:133
    reap or sleep -+
    		   +------>  Beautiful company
    in your eye ---+
396.5226Beautiful company --> My Wife.SALEM::AMARTINWE like da cars, Da cars dat go BOOM!Tue Sep 27 1988 20:591
    
396.5227My Wife. -> mythological creatureNYSSA::BIELSKIConfused and bemusedTue Sep 27 1988 21:162
    
    ain't got none now.
396.5228mythological creature --> mantichoreERASER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonTue Sep 27 1988 21:292
    
    A kinda interesting one.
396.5229mantichore --> washing upLAMHRA::WHORLOWLiving on a rope,tape &amp; a prayerWed Sep 28 1988 02:265
    
    
    previous  outer rivers ---> sahara desert...
    
    re this  it's what _some_ wives think they're for.....
396.5230washing up -> no soap, radio!COOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNWed Sep 28 1988 03:481
    
396.5231THEGIZ::PITARDIt just ain't right!!!Wed Sep 28 1988 04:351
       
396.5232dirty sounds --> Dirty WaterDSSDEV::CANTORDave C.Wed Sep 28 1988 07:280
396.5233Dirty water => try flushing....ERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Wed Sep 28 1988 10:491
    
396.5234try flushing... --> play tennisAYOV27::ISMITHConsidering a move to MemphisWed Sep 28 1988 14:431
    
396.5235play tennis --> Play Ball!MARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonWed Sep 28 1988 16:524
    
    Re "try flushing":
    
                         -<try flushing --> Or Queens>-
396.5236play ball -> the ball's in your courtLEZAH::BOBBITTCadarn ar CyfrwysWed Sep 28 1988 18:241
    
396.5237Play Ball -> No steroids please !KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowWed Sep 28 1988 18:241
    (Almost embarrassed to be Canadian)
396.5238All together now...AYOV27::ISMITHConsidering a move to MemphisWed Sep 28 1988 18:325
    The ball's in your court -----+
                                  |
                                  +-----------> hideous side effects
                                  |
    No steroids please -----------+
396.5239hideous side effects --> cheap housepaintMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonWed Sep 28 1988 18:371
    
396.5240cheap housepaint => A flaky environmentKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowWed Sep 28 1988 18:440
396.5241A flaky environment --> cold cerealME::TRUMPLERI want to juggle job offersWed Sep 28 1988 18:450
396.5242cold cereal -> corny jokesKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowWed Sep 28 1988 18:470
396.5243corny jokes --> Joe MillerMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonWed Sep 28 1988 19:143
    
    _Joe Miller's Joke Book_ was once the quintessence of corn.
    
396.5244Joe Miller --> Tony BlackburnAYOV27::ISMITHConsidering a move to MemphisWed Sep 28 1988 19:401
    Perhaps they were related?
396.5245Tony Blackburn -> DJ's Dastardly JokesKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowWed Sep 28 1988 19:533
How many people know of the nauseous Tony Blackburn, or Kenny Everett
    ????????????????????????????????????????????????
    
396.5246DJ's Dastardly Jokes --> knock, knockCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNWed Sep 28 1988 20:041
    
396.5247knock, knock ==> Nobody's home!THEGIZ::PITARDIt just ain't right!!!Wed Sep 28 1988 20:391
       
396.5248Nobody's home! -> Can I speak to Mr or Mrs Nobody then ?KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowWed Sep 28 1988 20:461
    to knock, knock  ..... Avon calling, your doorbell's broken!
396.5249Can I speak to Mr or Mrs Nobody then ? -> when?NYSSA::BIELSKIConfused and bemusedWed Sep 28 1988 20:502
    
396.5250when --> tumorMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonWed Sep 28 1988 20:594
    
    or
    
                          -<when --> whelk>-
396.5251tumor -> three moreCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNWed Sep 28 1988 22:481
    
396.5252three more =< tee many martoonisERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Thu Sep 29 1988 00:351
    
396.5253te many martoonis -> e pluribus unumNYSSA::BIELSKIConfused and bemusedThu Sep 29 1988 00:542
    
    with apologies to Veni, Vedi, and Vichy.
396.5254THEGIZ::PITARDIt just ain't right!!!Thu Sep 29 1988 01:411
       
396.5255same to you!!--> and more of it buddy!WMOIS::B_REINKEAs true as water, as true as lightThu Sep 29 1988 02:141
    
396.5256and more of it, buddy! --> 10-4!TERZA::ZANEfoxglove employeeThu Sep 29 1988 03:180
396.525710-4 = 6LISP::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,LISP,ZFC}:: D'EramoThu Sep 29 1988 03:190
396.52586 == half dozenTHEGIZ::PITARDIt just ain't right!!!Thu Sep 29 1988 03:561
       
396.5259half dozen => half grossERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Thu Sep 29 1988 04:181
    
396.5260half gross ==> of one and 72 of anotherDSSDEV::CANTORDave C.Thu Sep 29 1988 04:370
396.5261of one and 72 of another -> language abuseIJSAPL::ELSENAARThey'll lift you up in their handsThu Sep 29 1988 11:330
396.5262language abuse -> stunned punPAMOLA::RECKARDJon Reckard, 381-0878, ZKO3-2/T63Thu Sep 29 1988 15:490
396.5263stunned pun -> dazed ;-)NYSSA::BIELSKIConfused and bemusedThu Sep 29 1988 16:511
    
396.5264dazed -> bedazzledLEZAH::BOBBITTCadarn ar CyfrwysThu Sep 29 1988 17:017
    for "tee many martooni's" I'd like to add that lovely party line:
    
    I only had tee martooni's and a bubble durban, but I'm not as drunk
    as many thinkle peep I am...the only thing I know is the drunker
    I sit here, the longer I get!!! (*hic*)
    
    
396.5265bedazzled --> bedraggledMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonThu Sep 29 1988 17:4114
    
    On "bedraggled:"
    
    On a radio show, one of the actors was supposed to say that a female
    character looked rather rumpled.  The line was:  "She really looks
    bedraggled."
    
    Unfortunately, or fortunately, depending upon your point of view,
    the actor mispronounced a word, adding a whole new dimension to
    the plot.  He said,
    
    "She really looks bed-raggled."
    
    Delicious!
396.5266bedraggled -> be dragged or be ledCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Sep 29 1988 19:011
    
396.5267LOCLE::RATCLIFFWhat does &quot;curiosity&quot; mean?Thu Sep 29 1988 19:234
               -< be dragged or be led => Let there be light >-
                                   ^^^
    
    Re .5245: Kenny Everett? Nah, all I do is in the best possible taste.
396.5268let there be light --> EdisonMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonThu Sep 29 1988 19:424
    
    Re "be dragged or be led":
    
    "You can lead a horse to water ...."
396.5269Let there be light -> Dawn comes to MarbleheadMELEE::BIELSKIConfused and bemusedThu Sep 29 1988 19:434
    

    A most wonderous Massachusetts phenomenon, but it could happen
    to most anyone anywhere.
396.5270Dawn comes to Marblehead -> Many marriages saved!CSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Sep 29 1988 19:571
    
396.5271Edison -> many marriages saved -> Johnny CarsonPAMOLA::RECKARDJon Reckard, 381-0878, ZKO3-2/T63Thu Sep 29 1988 20:380
396.5272Johnny Carson -> Johnny AppleseedNYSSA::BIELSKIConfused and bemusedThu Sep 29 1988 21:573
    
    didn't each roam the country, doing their thing?
    
396.5273Johnny Appleseed -> Johnny AngelCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNThu Sep 29 1988 22:071
    
396.5274Johnny Angel => Fred DemonERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Fri Sep 30 1988 04:334
    
    You can lead a horse to water, but if you can get him to do the
    back stroke, you've got something.  :-)
    
396.5275Fred Demon -> Dread FredKERNEL::TBOOKERNon-contentious statements onlyFri Sep 30 1988 15:260
396.5276Dread Fred ==> Freddy CruegerTHEGIZ::PITARDIt just ain't right!!!Fri Sep 30 1988 15:321
       
396.5277Freddy Krueger --> Beautiful dreamer ...MARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonFri Sep 30 1988 15:495
    
    Actually, itn't it "Krueger"?
    
    Interestingly, there's going to be a weekly television show built
    around the character.  Syndicated.  Kinda strange.
396.5278Beautiful dreame --> Sleeping BeautySPUD::SCHARMANNComputer Freek - BewareFri Sep 30 1988 17:141
    
396.5279Sleeping Beauty -> Prince + KissNYSSA::BIELSKIConfused and bemusedFri Sep 30 1988 17:223
    
    two of my favorite rock groups, now that I don't see much of them
    any more...Joan Baez, where are you now that I REALLY need you?
396.5280prince + kiss --> frogMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonFri Sep 30 1988 17:282
    
    sort of entropic
396.5281frog -> toadyLEZAH::BOBBITTCadarn ar CyfrwysFri Sep 30 1988 17:321
    
396.5282toady --> rat and moleWMOIS::B_REINKEAs true as water, as true as lightFri Sep 30 1988 17:511
    
396.5283rat and mole --> shipsMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonFri Sep 30 1988 18:216
    
    Re "toady":
    
                             -<toady --> fishy>-
    
    sort of devolutionary, what?
396.5284SHIPS--> Nina Pinta & Santa MariaSPUD::SCHARMANNComputer Freek - BewareFri Sep 30 1988 18:591
    
396.5285COOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNFri Sep 30 1988 19:255
    All together now:
    
    Sit right back and I'll the tale,
    The tale of a fateful ship,
    That started ....
396.5286Nina Pinta & Santa Maria -> China boundNYSSA::BIELSKIConfused and bemusedFri Sep 30 1988 19:252
    
    small world, isn't it?
396.5287MARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonFri Sep 30 1988 19:387
    Guppy-----------------+
                          |
                          |
                          |
    China bound ----------+-----------> porcelain fishtank
    
    
396.5288Porcelain Fishtank => Ceramic FishPOBOX::VANTILBURGOnce is NEVER enough!!Fri Sep 30 1988 19:451
    
396.5289Ceramic fish -> thanks for all the ...PAMOLA::RECKARDJon Reckard, 381-0878, ZKO3-2/T63Fri Sep 30 1988 20:058
re: a couple back

    Guppy!?!?!?!?  Surely it's the S. S. Minnow!  And, how could you botch
those words???!!!

    Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale
    A tale of a fateful trip
    etc etc
396.5290thanks for all the ... --> memoriesLISP::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,LISP,ZFC}:: D'EramoFri Sep 30 1988 20:1610
     ...
     That started from a tropic port
     Aboard this tiny ship
     The ship was a ...
     The skipper brave and sure
     ...
     For a three hour tour
     A three hour tour
     [sounds effects - thunder wind and rain]
     ...
396.5291memories --> CatsMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonFri Sep 30 1988 21:134
    
    song from the musical.
    
    but then, I like anything feline. :-)
396.5292Cats ==> on a Hot Tin RoofTHEGIZ::PITARDIt just ain't right!!!Fri Sep 30 1988 21:425
       
       
       
       
       	On the subject of musicals and felines.....
396.5293Hot Tin Roof -> Hot Fudge SundaeCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNFri Sep 30 1988 22:567
>    Guppy!?!?!?!?  Surely it's the S. S. Minnow!  And, how could you botch
> those words???!!!

    I realized I screwed up JUST after I posted and went to a meeting.
    OK, to make the punishment fit the crime I'll watch the next
    20000 reruns of "Gilligan's Island".  Maybe even the "Return of ..."
    and "Son of ..." and
396.5294Hot Tin "Roof" -> Rin Tin Tin LEZAH::BOBBITTCadarn ar CyfrwysFri Sep 30 1988 22:571
    
396.5295Sundae/Rin Tin Tin -> Dog 'Dae AfternoonLEZAH::BOBBITTCadarn ar CyfrwysFri Sep 30 1988 22:593
    Hot Fudge Sundae------------------------>
                                            >>>>Dog 'Dae Afternoon
    Rin Tin Tin----------------------------->
396.5296Rin-Tin-Tin --> soldering gunMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonFri Sep 30 1988 23:021
    
396.5297ERIS::CALLASI saw Elvis kissing Santa ClausFri Sep 30 1988 23:043
    Dog 'Dae Afternoon --+  
                         +-------> Fill 'em full o' lead.
    soldering gun -------+
396.5298Fill 'em full o' lead -> weigh down to the sea in shipsNYSSA::BIELSKIConfused and bemusedFri Sep 30 1988 23:342
    
    after all these years, still feeling nautical.
396.5299weigh down to the sea in ships => Popeye the SailorERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Sat Oct 01 1988 00:011
    
396.5300Popeye the Sailor --> spinach [:-( yecch!]LISP::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,LISP,ZFC}:: D'EramoSat Oct 01 1988 01:100
396.5301THEGIZ::PITARDIt just ain't right!!!Sat Oct 01 1988 02:126
396.5302what you get after bed spins ==> Journey to OzWMOIS::R_BARONBobSat Oct 01 1988 04:190
396.5303Journey to Oz --> tornadoLISP::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,LISP,ZFC}:: D'EramoSat Oct 01 1988 06:310
396.5304tornado --> TyphoonSALEM::AMARTINWE like da cars, Da cars dat go BOOM!Sat Oct 01 1988 08:341
    
396.5305Typhoon -> PG TipsKERNEL::TBOOKERNon-contentious statements onlySat Oct 01 1988 18:252

    For those who savour tea.
396.5306PG tips --> advice to pregnant womenWMOIS::B_REINKEAs true as water, as true as lightSat Oct 01 1988 23:541
    
396.5307Advice to pregnant women => a little late, don't you think? :-)ERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Sun Oct 02 1988 05:381
    
396.5308a little late, etc. -> opportunity knocks twice...CSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Sun Oct 02 1988 19:401
    
396.5309------> opporknockity tunes once!WMOIS::B_REINKEAs true as water, as true as lightSun Oct 02 1988 19:411
    
396.5310opporknockity tunes once! => I'm not as think as you stoned I am!ERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Sun Oct 02 1988 23:151
    
396.5311.. think you stoned I am->penny meople pink so!WMOIS::B_REINKEAs true as water, as true as lightSun Oct 02 1988 23:491
    
396.5312penny meople pink so! -> putt the muck pops beer.NYSSA::BIELSKIConfused and bemusedMon Oct 03 1988 16:395
    
    working my financial plan, rounding (up) the pennies...
    
    Harry S Truman said it first.
    
396.5313putt the muck pops beer --> Gladly, the cross-eyed bearMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonMon Oct 03 1988 16:5519
    
    Re "Typhoon":
    
                          -<Typhoon --> Hurricane>-
    
    This can go lots of places.  It could go to "girls' names"; even
    though both mem's and women's names are used to designate hurricanes,
    it was only women's names for decades.  It can go to "Battle of
    Britain": the Hawker Hurricane, not the overpublicized Spitfire,
    was what saved Britain from the Luftwaffe.  Or, if you're in a puckish
    mood, it could go to "himmicane."
    
    re "A little late, don't you thonk?":
    
            -<A little late, don't you think? --> Posthumous pardon>-
    
    re "Gladly, the cross-eyed bear":
    
    a child's confusion over the hymn, _Gladly the Cross I'd Bear_
396.5314Gladly, the cross-eyed bear -> Daktari the crosseyes lionLEZAH::BOBBITTCadarn ar CyfrwysMon Oct 03 1988 17:281
    
396.5315Daktari the crosseys lion -> Wild Kingdom: the crosseyed viewerNYSSA::BIELSKIConfused and bemusedMon Oct 03 1988 19:161
    
396.5316Wild Kindom: the cross-eyed viewer --> Magic KingdomMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonMon Oct 03 1988 19:549
    
    Re "Magic Kingdom":  as in Walt Disney's
    
    Re "Daktari the crosseyes lion":
    
     -<Daktari the crosseyes lion --> Clarence, the cross-eyed vet>-
    
    ... actually, Clarence was the lion and Daktari was the vet, but...
    
396.5317Magic Kingdom --> VACATION (10/13/88 - 10/25/88)WHEEL::SWINIARSKINANcy--*NANSKI*--SwiniarSKIMon Oct 03 1988 20:001
    
396.5318VACATION (10/13/88 - 10/25/88) ==> Wally World!THEGIZ::PITARDIt just ain't right!!!Mon Oct 03 1988 20:421
       
396.5319Wally World => Chevy Chase - VacationPOBOX::VANTILBURGOnce is NEVER enough!!Mon Oct 03 1988 23:061
    
396.5320Chevy Chase -> Cheddar CheeseLEZAH::BOBBITTCadarn ar CyfrwysMon Oct 03 1988 23:504
    Emily Latella (Gilda Radner's feebleminded newscaster) used to call
    him that (she was hard of hearing)
    
    
396.5321cheddar cheese --> nachosMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonTue Oct 04 1988 00:401
    
396.5322nachos -> Gesundheit!NYSSA::BIELSKIConfused and bemusedTue Oct 04 1988 00:581
    
396.5323Gesundheit! <= How do you say s**t in german? :-)ERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Tue Oct 04 1988 02:481
    
396.5324How do you say s**t in german? -> sch****eIJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeTue Oct 04 1988 12:564
Is this of any help? :-)

Arie
396.5325sch****e --> Sch You Know WhoAYOV27::ISMITHConsidering a move to MemphisTue Oct 04 1988 15:363
    Yes, thankyou.
    
    Ian.
396.5326Sch you know who -> No?BISTRO::WOODVBO - Where the grass IS greener!Tue Oct 04 1988 16:130
396.5327No? ==> WRONG!THEGIZ::PITARDIt just ain't right!!!Tue Oct 04 1988 16:331
       
396.5328No? -> the eyes have itNYSSA::BIELSKIConfused and bemusedTue Oct 04 1988 16:371
    
396.5329MARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonTue Oct 04 1988 16:4611
    WRONG---------------------------+
                                    |
                                    |
    the eyes have it ---------------+------> optical illusion
                                             
    
    Re "gesundheit":
    
                     -<gesundheit ---> comesoutloose>-
    
    as in "drunk tank"
396.5330optical illusion -> EscherLEZAH::BOBBITTaspera me juvantTue Oct 04 1988 18:001
    
396.5331Escher -> Can't make head nor tail of itKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowTue Oct 04 1988 18:221
    as in I sure can't understand optical illusions
396.5332Can't make head nor tail of it -> Can make head and tail of itFEY::BIELSKIConfused and bemusedTue Oct 04 1988 19:052
    
    Escher's magic at work.
396.5333can make head or tail of it --> probability theoryTERZA::ZANEfoxglove employeeTue Oct 04 1988 19:270
396.5334probability theory --> Improbability DriveME::TRUMPLERI want to juggle job offersTue Oct 04 1988 21:153
396.5335Improbability Drive -> formerly Ironic WayNYSSA::BIELSKILet's Digitize...Tue Oct 04 1988 21:521
    
396.5336formerly Ironic Way -> an early mettled roadKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowWed Oct 05 1988 01:520
396.5337an early mettled road --> iron HorseLAMHRA::WHORLOWLiving on a rope,tape &amp; a prayerWed Oct 05 1988 07:341
    
396.5338iron horse -> monkIJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeWed Oct 05 1988 11:071
396.5339Douglas AdamsLOCLE::RATCLIFFWhat does &quot;curiosity&quot; mean?Wed Oct 05 1988 11:083
    monk -----------------+
                          |---- Douglas Adams
    Improbability Drive --+
396.5340Douglas Adams => what is nine times six?ERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Wed Oct 05 1988 14:281
    
396.5341what is nine times six?---> forty twoWMOIS::B_REINKEAs true as water, as true as lightWed Oct 05 1988 14:431
    
396.5342forty-two -> what was the question?IJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeWed Oct 05 1988 14:461
396.5343what was the question? --> criminalMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonWed Oct 05 1988 16:033
    
    Dick Tracy strip?
    
396.5344criminal -> in the eye of the beholderNYSSA::BIELSKILet's Digitize...Wed Oct 05 1988 17:022
    
    hence, crime = beauty.  No wonder I flunked Abstract Logic I.
396.5345in the eye of the beholder -> PoliceCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Oct 05 1988 18:121
    in the eye of the beholder -> sting ->
396.5346BISTRO::WOODVBO - Where the grass IS greener!Wed Oct 05 1988 18:165
                    Police ---------
                                   |
                                   --------> Music
                                   |
                    sting ----------
396.5347Music -> the well tempered clavicordLEZAH::BOBBITTaspera me juvantWed Oct 05 1988 18:301
    
396.5348well tempered clavicord --> cheerful pianoMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonWed Oct 05 1988 19:301
    
396.5349cheerful piano -> tickled ivoriesFEY::BIELSKILet's Digitize...Wed Oct 05 1988 19:341
    
396.5350tickled ivories --> amused elephantsAYOV27::ISMITHConsidering a move to MemphisWed Oct 05 1988 19:571
    
396.5351amused elephants --> pink elephantsRICKS::SATOWWed Oct 05 1988 20:171
    
396.5352pink elephants --> fellow-traveling pachydermsMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonWed Oct 05 1988 20:379
    
    Re "tickled ivories":
    
                       -<tickled ivories --> loaded dice>-
                       
    
    or
    
                        -<tickled ivories --> happy soap>-
396.5353fellow-traveling pachyderms -> Soviet heavy industrialistsFEY::BIELSKILet's Digitize...Wed Oct 05 1988 20:473
    
    ...but I *still* like "Commie Repbulicans"
    
396.5354Soviet heavy industrialists -=> have 'weighty' problemsUNTADI::ODIJPCome up an' be me sometime !Wed Oct 05 1988 23:011
    John J
396.5355have 'weighty' problems -> get the lead outCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNWed Oct 05 1988 23:071
    
396.5356get the lead out -=> walkiesUNTADI::ODIJPCome up an' be me sometime !Wed Oct 05 1988 23:451
    John J
396.5357get the lead out --> alchemistsMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonWed Oct 05 1988 23:452
    
    Sorry, Larry [Klaes], I couldn't resist...
396.5358to go(ld) or not to go(ld), that is the ???FEY::BIELSKILet's Digitize...Thu Oct 06 1988 00:196
                                              ^
                        ___ walkies ____      |
                       |                |     |
    get the lead out ---                |-----
                       |                |
                        --- alchemists -
396.5359That is the ??? => Where's the answer?POBOX::VANTILBURGOnce is NEVER enough!!Thu Oct 06 1988 00:261
    
396.5360Where's the answer --> Where's the beef?MARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonThu Oct 06 1988 00:301
    
396.5361Where's the beef? --> Where was George?ME::TRUMPLERI want to juggle job offersThu Oct 06 1988 00:360
396.5362Where was George ? -> Just CuriousKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowThu Oct 06 1988 01:511
     Kids' story time !
396.5363Just Curious --> Puzzled, of MazevilleLAMHRA::WHORLOWLiving on a rope,tape &amp; a prayerThu Oct 06 1988 02:551
    
396.5364Puzzled, of Mazeville --> Disgusted of Tunbridge WellsAYOV27::ISMITHConsidering a move to MemphisThu Oct 06 1988 10:561
    
396.5365Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells --> Go West, young manMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonThu Oct 06 1988 16:547
    
    Re "Go West ...":
    
    This quotation has been erroneously attributed to Horace Greeley.
    Actually, it was written by someone else [probably Charles Dudley
    Warner, but I'm not certain], and was _quoted_ by Greeley in an
    editorial.  Since then, it's been considered "his."
396.5366Go West, young man -=> Mae I?NYSSA::BIELSKILet's Digitize...Thu Oct 06 1988 16:571
    
396.5367Mae I? --> Elizabeth IIRICKS::SATOWThu Oct 06 1988 17:021
    
396.5368Elizabeth II -> ...let me take you on a SEA CRUISELEZAH::BOBBITTaspera me juvantThu Oct 06 1988 17:061
    
396.5369let me take you on a SEA CRUISE -> come fly with meKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowThu Oct 06 1988 17:146
    Re: quotations and their owners ....
    
    Originality is only undetected plagiarism ...  J.S.Barker
    						    (he ought to know)
    
396.5370come fly with me --> Up, up, and away!MARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonThu Oct 06 1988 18:2917
    
    Re "Up, up, and away!":
    
    In the old days before television, the dramatic shows were on radio.
    One of these was _The Adventures of Superman_.  This was a radio
    serial in the "children's hour" of 5:00-6:00 P.M.  Since flying
    without an airplasne was a difficult thing to fisualize without
    a little prompt, rather than having a narrator say, each time,
    "Superman begins his journey by flying from <wherever>," the writers
    hasd Superman call, "Up, up, and away!" -- followed by the sound
    of a wind, as in air rushing past Superman as he flew towards his
    destination.
    
    
    And please, not:
    
                          --> in my beautiful balloon>-
396.5371Up, up, and away! --> Out, out, damned spot!RICKS::SATOWThu Oct 06 1988 18:371
    
396.5372Out, out, damned spot! -> go wet outsideNYSSA::BIELSKILet's Digitize...Thu Oct 06 1988 18:593
    
    a little dog-eared, but *someone* has to watch
    out for the carpets.
396.5373go wet outside -=> out-houseUNTADI::ODIJPCome up an' be me sometime !Thu Oct 06 1988 19:031
    John J
396.5374out-house ==> in-houseEAGLE1::EGGERSTom,293-5358,VAX&amp;MIPS ArchitectureThu Oct 06 1988 19:121
    
396.5375in-house -=> cheaper ?UNTADI::ODIJPCome up an' be me sometime !Thu Oct 06 1988 19:242
    John J
    
396.5376cheaper ? -> Tweetie PieNYSSA::BIELSKILet's Digitize...Thu Oct 06 1988 20:052
    
    as opposed to the (presumably) more expensive Big Bird.
396.5377Tweetie Pie -> I tot I taw a puddy tat !KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowThu Oct 06 1988 20:123
or
    
    Tweetie Pie -> Duck or Grouse !
396.5378I tot I taw a puddy tat ! --> I did! I did tee a ...LISP::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,LISP,ZFC}:: D'EramoThu Oct 06 1988 20:180
396.5379I did! I did tee a ... -> Golf BallKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowThu Oct 06 1988 21:000
396.5380Golf Ball -=> Golf GTiUNTADI::ODIJPCome up an' be me sometime !Thu Oct 06 1988 21:322
    John J
    
396.5381Golf GTi --> Fore on the floorME::TRUMPLERI want to juggle job offersThu Oct 06 1988 22:350
396.5382Fore on the floor -> Executive PrivilegeNYSSA::BIELSKILet's Digitize...Thu Oct 06 1988 22:561
    
396.5383Executive Privilege -> Kernel mode licenseERIS::CALLASI saw Elvis kissing Santa ClausThu Oct 06 1988 23:071
    
396.5384Kernel mode license --> popcorn supplierERASER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonThu Oct 06 1988 23:121
    
396.5385popcorn supplier --> Bed 'n rockerTERZA::ZANEfoxglove employeeThu Oct 06 1988 23:433

  Orville Redenbacher

396.5386bed 'n rocker -> chippendaleLEZAH::BOBBITTaspera me juvantFri Oct 07 1988 00:111
    
396.5387chippendale --> Alvin, Simon, and TheodoreRICKS::SATOWFri Oct 07 1988 00:371
    The OTHER set of chipmunks
396.5388Alvin, Simon, and Theodore -> Dave ?KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowFri Oct 07 1988 00:510
396.5389Dave --> racoonERASER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonFri Oct 07 1988 00:596
    
    Davey crockett wore a coonskin cap.
    
    Re "Chippendale":
    
                        -<Chippendale --> Male stripper>-
396.5390racoon -=> RockyUNTADI::ODIJPCome up an' be me sometime !Fri Oct 07 1988 02:021
    John J
396.5391Rocky => BullwinkleERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Fri Oct 07 1988 03:181
    
396.5392THEGIZ::PITARDIt just ain't right!!!Fri Oct 07 1988 03:581
       
396.5393a pub in Mass. --- > spitoonLAMHRA::WHORLOWLiving on a rope,tape &amp; a prayerFri Oct 07 1988 07:091
    
396.5394spitoon => pa-too --- ting!ERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Fri Oct 07 1988 08:181
    
396.5395pa-too .... ting -=> gob-stopperUNTADI::ODIJPCome up an' be me sometime !Fri Oct 07 1988 14:214
    
    Yuch !
    
    John J
396.5396gob-stopper -> go wash your mouthIJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeFri Oct 07 1988 15:140
396.5397go wash your mouth -=> out with soapUNTADI::ODIJPCome up an' be me sometime !Fri Oct 07 1988 15:372
    John J (again)
    
396.5398out with soap -> a clean dateIJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeFri Oct 07 1988 16:021
Arie (again)
396.5399a clean date -> Bedouin laundromatNYSSA::BIELSKILet's Digitize...Fri Oct 07 1988 16:061
    
396.5400Bedouin laundromat -> sandy clothesIJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeFri Oct 07 1988 16:113
a hundreder for me????

Arie
396.5401sandy clothes -> true love/grit CSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Oct 07 1988 16:411
    
396.5402true love - true grit(s) -> breakfast in bed LEZAH::BOBBITTaspera me juvantFri Oct 07 1988 17:261
    
396.5403breakfast in bed --> crumbs on the mattressRICKS::SATOWFri Oct 07 1988 17:291
    
396.5404crumbs on the matress->no breakfast in bed anymoreCOPCLU::STSIgnorance is the mother of adventureFri Oct 07 1988 18:541
    
396.5405No break. in bed anymore -> Awww geeee !KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowFri Oct 07 1988 18:570
396.5406Awww geeee ! -> gityuppthere, muleNYSSA::BIELSKILet's Digitize...Fri Oct 07 1988 19:261
    
396.5407gityuppthere, mule -=> gitoffameback firstUNTADI::ODIJPCome up an' be me sometime !Fri Oct 07 1988 19:392
    John J
    
396.5408gitoffameback first -> A real climb downKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowFri Oct 07 1988 20:480
396.5409a real climb down --> The deficitCURIE::GREERFri Oct 07 1988 22:581
    
396.5410the deficit -> voodoo economicsCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNFri Oct 07 1988 23:181
    
396.5411voodoo economics ==> where's my rubber chicken??THEGIZ::PITARDIt just ain't right!!!Fri Oct 07 1988 23:281
       
396.5412where's my rubber chicken -> where's my rubber duckie ?KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowFri Oct 07 1988 23:360
396.5413where's my rubber chicken? --> deflationTERZA::ZANEfoxglove employeeFri Oct 07 1988 23:370
396.5414phffffttt....gonzo!NYSSA::BIELSKILet's Digitize...Sat Oct 08 1988 00:265
                                          ^
                                          |
    where's my rubber duckie ? --         |
                                 |--------
          deflation -------------
396.5415phffffffttt....gonzo! -> smoke and mirrorsCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Sat Oct 08 1988 00:501
    
396.5416smoke and mirrors -> he hid the elephant up his sleeve !\KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowSat Oct 08 1988 01:380
396.5417 serious wash problem!WMOIS::B_REINKEAs true as water, as true as lightMon Oct 10 1988 04:425
                                            ^
                                            |
                                            |  
                                            |
    he hid the elephant up his sleeve!------+
396.5418serious wash problem -> Gotta be ring around the collarKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowMon Oct 10 1988 05:220
396.5419TERZA::ZANEfoxglove employeeMon Oct 10 1988 08:121
Gotta be ring around the collar --> gonna wash that man right outta my hair
396.5420gonna wash.... => You've got dandruff? The wedding is off!!!ERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Mon Oct 10 1988 09:561
    
396.5421UNTADI::ODIJPCome up an' be me sometime !Mon Oct 10 1988 14:367
    
    < You've got dandruff?  The wedding is off!!! -=>
    
                               Who told you about me an' Dan Druff ??? >
    
                               
    John J
396.5422you've got dandruff? the wedding is off!!! => afine startGIDDAY::VISSERto kill time, work it to deathMon Oct 10 1988 14:386
    
    
    as in "the wedding is off to a fine start"
    
    ..klaas..
    
396.5423a fine start -> a coarse courseNYSSA::BIELSKILet's Digitize...Mon Oct 10 1988 17:022
    
    editorial comment by one who's been there.
396.5424a coarse course --> the rose rows roseAYOV27::ISMITHConsidering a move to MemphisMon Oct 10 1988 17:091
    
396.5425the rose rows rose -> that one won one one-dollar billLEZAH::BOBBITTgot to crack this ice and fly...Mon Oct 10 1988 17:171
    
396.5426----->playing the lotteryWMOIS::B_REINKEAs true as water, as true as lightMon Oct 10 1988 17:3210
                                        ^
                                        |
                                        |
                                        |
    ..me and Dan Druff------------------+
                                        |
                                        |
                                        |
                                        |
    ..won one one-dollar bill-----------+
396.5427palying the lottery -> I too went to two too many twos.NYSSA::BIELSKILet's Digitize...Mon Oct 10 1988 18:391
    
396.5428I too went to two many twos -=> who let that train in hereUNTADI::ODIJPElefanten springen nieMon Oct 10 1988 20:031
    John J
396.5429who let that train in here? -> I dunno, follow the tracksLEZAH::BOBBITTgot to crack this ice and fly...Mon Oct 10 1988 21:201
    
396.5430I dunno, follow the tracks --> bunny hopTERZA::ZANEfoxglove employeeMon Oct 10 1988 21:340
396.5431bunny hop --> bob hopeCURIE::GREERMon Oct 10 1988 22:421
    
396.5432bob hope -> road to pandora's boxERIS::CALLASI saw Elvis kissing Santa ClausMon Oct 10 1988 23:541
    
396.5433road to pandora's box--> between two thighsWMOIS::B_REINKEAs true as water, as true as lightTue Oct 11 1988 00:081
    
396.5434between two thighs --> half sizeRICKS::SATOWTue Oct 11 1988 00:211
    thaid with a lithp
396.5435half size --> pint sizeDSSDEV::CANTORDave C.Tue Oct 11 1988 01:000
396.5436pint size -> Midas sizeFEY::BIELSKILet's Digitize...Tue Oct 11 1988 01:253
    
    I have absolutely no commercial interest...
    
396.5437Midas size -> might as wellCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNTue Oct 11 1988 01:401
    
396.5438Midas size ---> Golden metricRAVEN1::MKENNEDYEschew sesquipedalianism!Tue Oct 11 1988 01:410
396.5439Golden metric => Au kiloERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Tue Oct 11 1988 02:251
    
396.5440Au kilo ==> $11,484EAGLE1::EGGERSTom,293-5358,VAX&amp;MIPS ArchitectureTue Oct 11 1988 05:044
    
    1 Kilogram = 2.2 pounds
    1 pound = 12 oz (troy)
    1 oz Au = $435
396.5441$11,484 -> A WEIGHTY SUMKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowTue Oct 11 1988 05:210
396.5442 --------->as you wish! :-)WMOIS::B_REINKEAs true as water, as true as lightTue Oct 11 1988 05:3110
                              ^
                              |
                              |
                              |
                              |            
         A WEIGHTY SUM--------+
                              |
                              |
                              |
         might as well--------+
396.5443as you wish! :-) --> your wish is my .comLISP::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,LISP,ZFC}:: D'EramoTue Oct 11 1988 05:460
396.5444your wish is my .com --> and my .txt and my .lstWMOIS::B_REINKEAs true as water, as true as lightTue Oct 11 1988 06:161
    
396.5445and my .txt and my .lst => I give you my .exe tooERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Tue Oct 11 1988 06:271
    
396.5446I give you my .exe too --> I hope you will be happy together!LAMHRA::WHORLOWLiving on a rope,tape &amp; a prayerTue Oct 11 1988 10:555
    
    
    I was considering
     I give you my .exe too ---> say no to dcl
    
396.5447I hope you will be happy together! -> May your .TJLs proliferateNYSSA::BIELSKILet's Digitize...Tue Oct 11 1988 16:422
    
    I have to keep cleaning mine up...
396.5448may your .TJLs proliferate > and may all your Xmas's be whiteLEZAH::BOBBITTgot to crack this ice and fly...Tue Oct 11 1988 16:541
    
396.5449KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowTue Oct 11 1988 17:373
     -< ... Xmas's be white -> unless you live in Australia >-

     A white Christmas would be kinda neat in the middle of summer!
396.5450unless you live in Australia -> down underCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Oct 11 1988 17:433
    
    Snow in Australia? With a heavy coat? Then you would be ...
    
396.5451down under -=> no worries UNTADI::ODIJPElefanten springen nieTue Oct 11 1988 17:513
    The name's Mick
    
    John J
396.5452no worries -> push lorriesIJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeTue Oct 11 1988 18:011
396.5453no worries > push lorries > light flurriesLEZAH::BOBBITTgot to crack this ice and fly...Tue Oct 11 1988 18:502
    we should be getting 'em later this week...
    
396.5454Light flurries => BlizzardPOBOX::VANTILBURGOnce is NEVER enough!!Tue Oct 11 1988 19:151
    
396.5455Blizzard -> of BlahsNYSSA::BIELSKILet's Digitize...Tue Oct 11 1988 19:272
    
    I sometimes get 'em, as my tan begins develop a frosty sheen.
396.5456of Blahs -> tongue depressorsCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Oct 11 1988 19:581
    
396.5457tongue depressors -> Get that crowbar out of my mouth !KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowTue Oct 11 1988 21:240
396.5458...crowbar out of my mouth -> earache my eyeLEZAH::BOBBITTgot to crack this ice and fly...Tue Oct 11 1988 21:342
    An old Cheech and Chong comedy sketch
    
396.5459earache my eye -=> 'armless my footUNTADH::ODIJPElefanten springen nieTue Oct 11 1988 21:441
    John J
396.5460'armless my foot => Blind Mellon ChitlinERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Wed Oct 12 1988 00:033
    
    Another Cheech and Chong character....
    
396.5461Blind Mellon Chitlin -> see no evilNYSSA::BIELSKILet's Digitize...Wed Oct 12 1988 00:581
    
396.5462see no evil -> live on ees(y street)COOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNWed Oct 12 1988 01:082
    palindromically yours,
    Bob
396.5463live on easy street --> Nightmare on Elm StreetLISP::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,LISP,ZFC}:: D'EramoWed Oct 12 1988 01:410
396.5464Nightmare on Elm Street => part I, II, III, IV, etc., ad nauseamERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Wed Oct 12 1988 09:501
    
396.5465(part I...) ad nauseam --> Sydney DevineAYOV27::ISMITHConsidering a move to MemphisWed Oct 12 1988 11:121
    
396.5466Sydney Devine -=> Bugs DebunnyUNTADI::ODIJPElefanten springen nieWed Oct 12 1988 14:352
    
    Daffy
396.5467Bugs Debunny -> What's up, Dededoc?NYSSA::BIELSKILet's Digitize...Wed Oct 12 1988 16:331
    
396.5468what's up dedoc? -> deboatLEZAH::BOBBITTgot to crack this ice and fly...Wed Oct 12 1988 17:341
    
396.5469deboat -> debarkCOPCLU::STSIgnorance is the mother of adventureWed Oct 12 1988 17:391
    
396.5470debark -=> is worse than debiteUNTADI::ODIJPElefanten springen nieWed Oct 12 1988 17:411
    John J
396.5471is worse than debite --> is better than crediteME::TRUMPLERI want to juggle job offersWed Oct 12 1988 17:500
396.5472is better than credite -> a penny savedNYSSA::BIELSKILet's Digitize...Wed Oct 12 1988 18:422
    
    ...but I have less than a century of experience with this
396.5473a penny saved -> feeds a ceramic pigCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Oct 12 1988 18:511
    
396.5474feeds a ceramic pig -=> smashed and grabbedUNTADI::ODIJPElefanten springen nieWed Oct 12 1988 19:061
    John J
396.5475smashed and grabbed --> peanutTERZA::ZANEfoxglove employeeWed Oct 12 1988 19:080
396.5476peanut -=> Big DUNTADI::ODIJPElefanten springen nieWed Oct 12 1988 19:141
    John J
396.5477Big D --> Double DLISP::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,LISP,ZFC}:: D'EramoWed Oct 12 1988 20:325
     re .5490 "debark -=> is worse than debite"
     
     That was good! :-)
     
     Dan
396.5478KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowWed Oct 12 1988 20:432
                        -< Double D -> Deaddly >-
    
396.5479[Double D -->] Deaddly --> fatal embraceME::TRUMPLERI want to juggle job offersWed Oct 12 1988 21:554
    
    In one of the Pink Panther movies, Inspector Clouseau is at an
    Oktoberfest celebration, being chased by a "barmaid" with very
    sharp, pointy things protruding from her, uh, "Double Ds".
396.5480fatal embrace -> boa constrictorLEZAH::BOBBITTgot to crack this ice and fly...Wed Oct 12 1988 22:321
    
396.5481fatal embrace -> boa constrictor -> feather boa constrictorERIS::CALLASI saw Elvis kissing Santa ClausWed Oct 12 1988 23:201
    
396.5482feather boa constrictor -> tickled to deathNYSSA::BIELSKILet's Digitize...Wed Oct 12 1988 23:471
    
396.5483feather boa constrictor => Monty the PythonERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Wed Oct 12 1988 23:491
    
396.5484KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowThu Oct 13 1988 00:023
    Monty the Python-------+
                           +---> laughed 'till he died
    tickled to death-------+
396.5485laughed 'til he died -> funny way to goNYSSA::BIELSKILet's Digitize...Thu Oct 13 1988 00:461
    
396.5486Funny way to go -> Ha,ha bonk!KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowThu Oct 13 1988 01:021
    The man who laughed his head off .... 
396.5487THEGIZ::PITARDIt just ain't right!!!Thu Oct 13 1988 02:275
       
       For those of you not in the US, Bork was in the running 
       for President, way back when.....
       
       					-Jay
396.5488Ha, Ha, Bork => Insipid goateeERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Thu Oct 13 1988 09:261
    
396.5489Insipid goatee -=> hill walking bleaterUNTADI::ODIJPElefanten springen nieThu Oct 13 1988 14:538
    
    Re .5477
    
    Thanks , Dan , but it was .5470 . 
    
    .5490 is next .
    
    John J
396.5490hill walking bleater => George Bush EGAV01::DKEATINGRoamin' Cadillac Church SAVESThu Oct 13 1988 15:041
    
396.5491George Bush -> scripted malapropismsNYSSA::BIELSKILet's Digitize...Thu Oct 13 1988 16:492
    
    tastelessness in good taste.  (him, not me)
396.5492George Bush -> scripted malapropisms -> campaign speechesLEZAH::BOBBITTgot to crack this ice and fly...Thu Oct 13 1988 18:044
    for ha, ha, Bork, I'd have said something about the Muppets' swedish
    chef (hmmm, bork, bork, bork!)
    
    
396.5493Campaing Speaches -> zzzzzzz, zzzzzzz, zzzzzzz, zzzzzzzKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowThu Oct 13 1988 18:061
    
396.5494z*28 --> heavy sleeperME::TRUMPLERI want to juggle job offersThu Oct 13 1988 18:090
396.5495heavy sleeper -=> sturdy bed requiredUNTADI::ODIJPElefanten springen nieThu Oct 13 1988 18:122
    John J
    
396.5496sturdy bed required --> newlywedsMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonThu Oct 13 1988 18:525
    
    Re "gob-stopper":
    
                   -<gob-stopper --> lady of the night>-
                  
396.5497KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowThu Oct 13 1988 18:573
    re .5496
    
    What on earth is this doing here ????  It looks like a flashback to .5396 
396.5498sturdy bed required -> blanket on the groundKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowThu Oct 13 1988 18:590
396.5499a down-to-earth coupleNYSSA::BIELSKILet's Digitize...Thu Oct 13 1988 19:204
                                               ^
    newlyweds - - - - - - - - |                |
                              | - - - - - - - -
    blanket on the ground - - |
396.5500a down-to-earth couple -=> The Good LifeUNTADI::ODIJPElefanten springen nieThu Oct 13 1988 19:533
     For those who know .
    
    John J
396.5501The Good Life -> It's A Wonderful LifeLEZAH::BOBBITTgot to crack this ice and fly...Thu Oct 13 1988 20:581
    
396.5502It's a Wonderful Life -> for Old Movie BuffsKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowThu Oct 13 1988 21:200
396.5503for Old Movie buffs --> UCOUNT::MOVIESMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonThu Oct 13 1988 21:332
    
    An appropriate conference ...
396.5504for Old Movie Buffs --> Groucho, Chico, Harpo & ZeppoME::TRUMPLERI want to juggle job offersThu Oct 13 1988 21:368
    I know I left Gummo out, but I needed "for" of them...
    
    Re _It's a Wonderful Life_:
    
    -< It's a Wonderful Life --> but only in black&white >-
    thanks but no thanks, Ted...
    
    
396.5505Groucho,Chico,Harpo & Zeppo -=> 4 Marx out of 5UNTADI::ODIJPElefanten springen nieThu Oct 13 1988 22:092
    John J
    
396.5506Marx --> Communist Manifesto?MTADMS::DONOVANLinda Donovan @DOO, DTN 267-2243Thu Oct 13 1988 22:121
    
396.5507Communist Manifesto? -=> No Such Animal\UNTADI::ODIJPElefanten springen nieThu Oct 13 1988 22:245
     What happened to 4 ... out of 5
    
    ???????????????????????????????
    
    John J
396.5508MARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonThu Oct 13 1988 22:3510
    UCOUNT::MOVIES -----------------------+
                                          |
                                          |
                                          |
    4 Marx out of 5 ----------------------+
                                          |
                                          |
    No such animal ---> fair review ------+--------->rating films
    
    
396.5509rating films -> X = CNYSSA::BIELSKILet's Digitize...Fri Oct 14 1988 00:251
    
396.5510X = C => only if C<1024THEGIZ::PITARDIt just ain't right!!!Fri Oct 14 1988 00:331
       
396.5511X = C --> Cross Country SkiingRICKS::SATOWFri Oct 14 1988 00:331
    
396.5512Cross Country Skiing --> Grass skiingLAMHRA::WHORLOWLiving on a rope,tape &amp; a prayerFri Oct 14 1988 03:331
    
396.5513Grass skiing => drug induced sports?ERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Fri Oct 14 1988 05:151
    
396.5514drug induced sports -=> sportoidUNTADI::ODIJPElefanten springen nieFri Oct 14 1988 15:192
    
    John J
396.5515sportoid -> bandoidKERNEL::TBOOKERNon-contentious statements onlyFri Oct 14 1988 16:040
396.5516bandoid ==> Benefit for Oids.THEGIZ::PITARDIt just ain't right!!!Fri Oct 14 1988 16:371
       
396.5517Benefit for Oids => For the Benefit of Mr KiteERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Fri Oct 14 1988 17:331
    
396.5518Benefit for Oids -> happy voids, asteroids, and MergatroidNYSSA::BIELSKILet's Digitize...Fri Oct 14 1988 17:341
    
396.5519MARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonFri Oct 14 1988 18:0418
    happy voids, asteroids, and Mergatroid
        |           |                 \
        |           V                  \
        V        dark masses            \
    pink holes      |                    \
        |           |                     \
        |           V                      |
        V       Satanic rites              V
    sink holes      |               Merganthaler
        |           |                      |
        |           V                      V
        V       Horror flicks         publisher
    sinking feeling |                      |
        |           |                      |
        +-----------+------> chills -------+--->fiction ----+
                                                            |
                                                            |
    only if C>1024 -----------------------------------------+--> fantasy
396.5520fantasy -> fantastic associationKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowFri Oct 14 1988 18:300
396.5521fantastic association -> fantastic fourLEZAH::BOBBITTgot to crack this ice and fly...Fri Oct 14 1988 18:463
    re: .5519 - wow.  now *that's* entertainment!
    
    
396.5522fantastic four -> th dimensionNYSSA::BIELSKILet's Digitize...Fri Oct 14 1988 20:071
    
396.5523th dimension -=> get to it in the TardithUNTADI::ODIJPElefanten springen nieFri Oct 14 1988 20:171
    John J
396.5524..in the Tardith --->bring back Dr. Who!WMOIS::B_REINKEAs true as water, as true as lightFri Oct 14 1988 20:383
    
    
    in re .5519 *applause*
396.5525bring back Dr. Who! -=> , he's run off again .UNTADI::ODIJPElefanten springen nieFri Oct 14 1988 20:422
    John J
    
396.5526, he's run off again . -> 'n left his , and . behindNYSSA::BIELSKILet's Digitize...Fri Oct 14 1988 21:131
    
396.5527he's run off again --> at the mouthMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonFri Oct 14 1988 21:134
    
    Re "Fantastic Four":
    
              -<Fantastic Four --> Budapest String Quartet>-
396.5528at the mouth --> of the ThamesERIS::CALLASI saw Elvis kissing Santa ClausFri Oct 14 1988 23:321
    
396.5529KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowFri Oct 14 1988 23:403
    Left his , and . behind --->\
                                 ----> Punctillious remarks on the river
    of the Thames ------------->/             of time
396.5530Punctillious remarks... -> erudite flotsam and jetsamNYSSA::BIELSKILet's Digitize...Sat Oct 15 1988 00:401
    
396.5531erudite flotsam and jetsam --> cocktail partyMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonSat Oct 15 1988 00:421
    
396.5532cocktail party -> did someone thay shetflot and tahmthamKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowSat Oct 15 1988 00:570
396.5533did someone thay shetflot and tahmtham --> Never on SundayLAMHRA::WHORLOWLiving on a rope,tape &amp; a prayerMon Oct 17 1988 03:251
    
396.5534Never on Sunday --> Twice on SundayDSSDEV::CANTORDave C.Mon Oct 17 1988 09:480
396.5535Twice on Sunday -=> Something to think about on MondayUNTADI::ODIJPElefanten springen nieMon Oct 17 1988 12:204
    
    Like , now .
    
    John J
396.5536Something to think about on Monday -> tgi (almost) FridayNYSSA::BIELSKILet's Digitize...Mon Oct 17 1988 16:523
    
    Yesterday never was, tomorrow never will be - it is always *now*
    (sigh).
396.5537TGIF -> Toes Go In FirstLEZAH::BOBBITTgot to crack this ice and fly...Mon Oct 17 1988 18:294
    Why did the moron have the letters "TGIF" painted on his sneakers?
    To remind him...
    
    
396.5538Toes Go In First -=> The rest depends on the size of your mouthUNTADI::ODIJPElefanten springen nieMon Oct 17 1988 19:034
    
    Of course , I could've chosen the more obvious association .
    
    John J
396.5539size of the mouth -> Morton Downey, Jr.LEZAH::BOBBITTgot to crack this ice and fly...Mon Oct 17 1988 21:381
    
396.5540Morton Downey, Jr ----> gag!WMOIS::B_REINKEAs true as water, as true as lightTue Oct 18 1988 05:381
    
396.5541gag -> me with a spoon! Fer shure!COOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNTue Oct 18 1988 06:271
    Whatever happened to Val Gal talk?
396.5542Fer shure! -> Moon UnitLEZAH::BOBBITTgot to crack this ice and fly...Tue Oct 18 1988 15:596
    Like, way beige, man.  Valspeak was the gnarliest prattle to hit
    the beach in years, fer shure!
    
    Moon Unit Zappa, (Frank's daughter, and Dweezil's sister) sang the
    US chart-topping song several years ago - Valley Girl)
    
396.5543Moon Unit -> let it all hang outNYSSA::BIELSKILet's Digitize...Tue Oct 18 1988 16:281
    
396.5544let it all hang out -=> nudist campUNTADI::ODIJPElefanten springen nieTue Oct 18 1988 17:284
    
    Why do I always get these ?
    
    John J
396.5545nudist camp --> nothing unbareable thereAITG::TRUMPLERI want to juggle job offersTue Oct 18 1988 18:573
    Because you take them?
    
    >M
396.5546nothing unbareable there -=> nothing to hideUNTADI::ODIJPElefanten springen nieTue Oct 18 1988 19:534
    
    Oh , yeah .
    
    John J
396.5547nothing to hide -> but hide itselfERIS::CALLASI saw Elvis kissing Santa ClausTue Oct 18 1988 21:000
396.5548but hide itself -> chitterlins'CSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Oct 18 1988 21:121
    
396.5549chitterlin's --> damn yankeeERIS::CALLASI saw Elvis kissing Santa ClausTue Oct 18 1988 21:255
    Chitterlin's?! CHITTERLIN'S?! It's "chit'lin's."
    
    Well, I s'pose it ain't *that* bad. At least it wasn't "chitterlings."

    	Jon
396.5550damn yankee -> Yosemite SamLEZAH::BOBBITTgot to crack this ice and fly...Tue Oct 18 1988 21:271
    
396.5551Damn Yankee --> Gwen VerdonMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonTue Oct 18 1988 22:106
    
    ... You gotta have heart ....
    
    Gewn Verdon played in the musical _Damn Yankees.
    
    All the posters showed off her legs, which were pretty good
396.5552Yosemite Sam + Gwen Verdon -> dynamic duoNYSSA::BIELSKILet's Digitize...Wed Oct 19 1988 01:281
    
396.5553dynamic duo --> Batman and RobinLISP::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,LISP,ZFC}:: D'EramoWed Oct 19 1988 01:320
396.5554Flunkey and thiefLAMHRA::WHORLOWPrussiking up the rope of life!Wed Oct 19 1988 03:241
    
396.5555Flunkey and Thief --> Law FirmMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonWed Oct 19 1988 16:131
    
396.5556Law Firm --> Crime SoftWMOIS::B_REINKEAs true as water, as true as lightWed Oct 19 1988 16:188
    
    
    
    
    Steve, howcome you get all the interesting numbers lately? 5555
    indeed!
    
    Bonnie
396.5557Crime Soft -> Crime's oft unpunishedNYSSA::BIELSKILet's Digitize...Wed Oct 19 1988 16:501
    
396.5558Crime's oft unpunished -> Washington, D.C.CSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Oct 19 1988 17:159
        re: .5549 
             Jon,  There are valid alternate spellings of the word.
                   The Random House Unabridged, notes both our forms.
                   So much for the spelling.
                   As far as speaking, I always say chit'lins ( where
                   the "er" is silent.... :-))
              
      
396.5559Crime's oft unpunished --> The weed of crime bears bitter fruitMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonWed Oct 19 1988 17:2120
    
    For the younger among us, there was a fabulous radio program about
    a character called The Shadow.  ("The" was part of the name.)  In
    the radio version, The Shadow was "... Lamont Cranston, wealthy
    young man-about-town, who years ago had learned in the orient the
    power to cloud men's minds so they cannot see him.  Cranston's friend
    and companion, the lovely Margot Lane, is the only person who knows to
    whom the voice of the invisible Shadow belongs."
    
    It was a crime show, usually, though some of the crimes were bizarre.
    At the beginning of the show, the voice of The Shadow would say,
    "Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?  The Shadow knows...."
    He would then laugh eerily.
    
    At the close of the show, The Shadow would say, "The weed of crime
    bears bitter fruit.  Crime does not pay.  The Shadow knows."  And
    again, that laugh.
    
    Several actors played The Shadow, including Orson Welles.  The
    definitive version of The Shadow was Bret Morrison, though ....
396.5560UNTADA::ODIJPElefanten springen nieWed Oct 19 1988 17:5210
    
     < The weed of crime bears bitter fruit -=> Flowerpot men to appeal >

                                                                 
    Flob-a-lob , libbub weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeb . 
    
    
    You had to be there . One o'clock . Watch with Mother .
    
    John J
396.5561KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowWed Oct 19 1988 18:067
    Flowerpot men to appeal -> land escape gardeners ->+
    						       |
    Washington D.C. -----------------------------------+
						       |
    			---------------------------<---+
			|
			-> White House nursery	
396.5562White House Nursery --> Presidential campaignsMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonWed Oct 19 1988 18:462
    
    ... I mean, that's where they grow nfrom ...
396.5563Presidential campaigns -> Cheat to WinLEZAH::BOBBITTgot to crack this ice and fly...Wed Oct 19 1988 19:041
    
396.5564Cheat to win -> Winning isn't everything...NYSSA::BIELSKILet's Digitize...Wed Oct 19 1988 19:378
    
    its the only thing. 
    
    I'm pretty sure this is from Vince Lombardi, former (founder?) coach
    of the Green Bay Packers.

    I'm pretty sure there are either minority opinions, or disagreements
    over what "winning" is.
396.5565KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowWed Oct 19 1988 20:002
Winning isn't everything...it's the only thing -> Join us, we're revolting!
    
396.5566Join us, we're revolting! -> c'mon, we're not that badLEZAH::BOBBITTgot to crack this ice and fly...Wed Oct 19 1988 21:331
    
396.5567c'mon, we're not that bad --> trust usMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonWed Oct 19 1988 22:271
    
396.5568trust us --> we're all tied upTERZA::ZANEfoxglove employeeWed Oct 19 1988 23:250
396.5569we're all tied up -> a formal approachNYSSA::BIELSKILet's Digitize...Wed Oct 19 1988 23:441
    
396.5570a formal approack --> pickup lineMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonThu Oct 20 1988 00:292
    
    ... such as, "Haven't we met somewhere before?"
396.5571pickup line -> towing ropeKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowThu Oct 20 1988 01:170
396.5572towing rope --> toeing lineLISP::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,LISP,ZFC}:: D'EramoThu Oct 20 1988 01:300
396.5573toeing line -> test for inhebriation ?KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowThu Oct 20 1988 01:370
396.5574USSLKG::PITARDIt just ain't right!!!Thu Oct 20 1988 02:061
       
396.5575test for inhebriation -> feel sophisticated but can't say itERIS::CALLASI saw Elvis kissing Santa ClausThu Oct 20 1988 02:0912
    re .5558 (chit'lin's):
    
    Unh huh. There *are* two legitimate spellings -- the proper one, and
    the carpetbagger's. The other one's there so we know who's who.
    
    re .5555:
    
    
    Bonnie, *all* numbers are interesting. If you don't believe me, I'll
    show the the proof sometime.
    
    	Jon 
396.5576LAMHRA::WHORLOWPrussiking up the rope of life!Thu Oct 20 1988 02:593
    Feel sophisticated but can't say it ---+> rotten spell of weather
                                           |
    A.B.C.D.G.F.H.J.K....               ---|
396.5577rotten spell of weather -> Joan!CSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Oct 20 1988 16:3811
    
    re:.5575 The Christian part of me assumes that there was a typo
             in that statement - a smiley face was missing?

             Carpetbagger? .... Hmmm, The last time I was a carpet
             bagger was with my daughter at the age of two when I
             asked her to pick up her leggos and put them back into
             the resealable baggies. She asked me to help her. So,
             I got down on the rug (er, carpet) and....  :-)
             jc
               
396.5578Joan --> SaintMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonThu Oct 20 1988 17:112
    
    G B Shaw wrote on her ....
396.5579Joan! ---> Saint!WMOIS::B_REINKEAs true as water, as true as lightThu Oct 20 1988 17:121
    
396.5580Saint -> BernardLEZAH::BOBBITTgot to crack this ice and fly...Thu Oct 20 1988 17:573
   re: .5578 - hopefully not with indelible marker!
    
    
396.5581Saint - Saint ! -=> So good , they named her twice UNTADI::ODIJPElefanten springen nieThu Oct 20 1988 17:571
    John J
396.5582So good [they named her twice] --> sew what?AITG::TRUMPLERElefanten springen immerThu Oct 20 1988 18:140
396.5583MARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonThu Oct 20 1988 19:206
    Bernard ---------------+
                           |
                           |
                           |
    sew what? -------------+------------> Bernard's fashions
    
396.5584Bernard's fashions -> fur coatLISP::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,LISP,ZFC}:: D'EramoThu Oct 20 1988 20:140
396.5585fur coat -=> no thanks , now fur coughUNTADI::ODIJPElefanten springen nieThu Oct 20 1988 21:463
    I don't like people who wear fur coats
    
    John J
396.5586no thanks, now fur cough -> Hidden messageCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Oct 21 1988 01:081
    
396.5587Hidden message --> invisible inkLISP::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,LISP,ZFC}:: D'EramoFri Oct 21 1988 01:178
     re .5585
     
>>    I don't like people who wear fur coats
     
     I was referring to the St. Bernard's fashions (the context
     of the previous few replies). :-)
     
     Dan
396.5588invisible ink => can you see what I said?ERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Fri Oct 21 1988 01:571
    
396.5589can you see what I said? -=> read my lipsUNTADI::ODIJPElefanten springen nieFri Oct 21 1988 02:197
    
    Re .5587
    
    Yes , I know . Nothing bad intended . Just making a point .
    
    John J
    
396.5590read my lips -> it was a dark and stormy night ...KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowFri Oct 21 1988 03:360
396.5591it was a dark and stormy night ---> Bin there, done that!LAMHRA::WHORLOWPrussiking up the rope of life!Fri Oct 21 1988 04:041
    
396.5592Bin there, done that! -=> Well , go back and do it againUNTADI::ODIJPElefanten springen nieFri Oct 21 1988 12:351
    John J
396.5593Well, go back and do it again --> loopMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonFri Oct 21 1988 16:056
    
    Re "Bernard's Fashions:"
    
    I'm surprised nobody took it up to --
    
              -<Bernard's Fashions --> Fredrick's of Hollywood>-
396.5594loop -> looped again. tgifNYSSA::BIELSKILet's Digitize...Fri Oct 21 1988 16:141
    
396.5595loop --> loopAYOV27::ISMITHConsidering a move to MemphisFri Oct 21 1988 16:151
    
396.5596looped again, tgif + loop --> quite a party!WMOIS::B_REINKEAs true as water, as true as lightFri Oct 21 1988 16:571
    
396.5597quite a party! --> CleopatraMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonFri Oct 21 1988 17:461
    
396.5598Cleopatra --> no nihilist she!CSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Oct 21 1988 21:001
    
396.5599no nihilist she! -> Oh. thought she lived near the Nihile.NYSSA::BIELSKILet's Digitize...Fri Oct 21 1988 21:551
   
396.5600Oh. Thought she lived near the Nihile --> SmileMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonSat Oct 22 1988 00:161
    
396.5601Smile -> My goal, 5700CSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Sat Oct 22 1988 00:181
    
396.5602My goal, 5700 --> HeinzTERZA::ZANEfoxglove employeeSat Oct 22 1988 00:190
396.5603Heinz -> Goodbye AusKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowSat Oct 22 1988 01:090
396.5604Goodbye Aus -> this is the endNYSSA::BIELSKILet's Digitize...Sat Oct 22 1988 01:291
    
396.5605this is the end --> c'est finiTERZA::ZANEfoxglove employeeSat Oct 22 1988 02:140
396.5606Say "Finney"EAGLE1::EGGERSTom,293-5358,VAX&amp;MIPS ArchitectureSat Oct 22 1988 02:311
    
396.5607c'est fini --> c'est frommageAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,LISP,ZFC}:: D'EramoSat Oct 22 1988 06:271
    What a pity.
396.5608c'est frommage => WHICH WAY TO THE HOTEL???ERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Sun Oct 23 1988 03:153
    
    There is no language barrier, only a sound barrier...
    
396.5609KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowSun Oct 23 1988 19:433
    WHICH WAY TO THE HOTEL ->
    			     --------> In search of Finne(y)gans Rainbow
    Finney ----------------->
396.5610Technicolour yawnLAMHRA::WHORLOWPrussiking up the rope of life!Mon Oct 24 1988 03:379
    C'est frommage -------------> Blue Vein ------+--> Technicolour Yawn
                                                  |
    Finnegans Rainbow ----------> Many colours----|
                                                  +-------------+
    (albert) Finney ------------> Murder on the Orient Express- |
                                                              | |
                              +-------------------------------+ |
                              |                                 |
                              |___ long boring train ride ------
396.5611Technicolour yawn ---> Technicolour rainWMOIS::B_REINKEWhat have those loney mts. worth revealing?Mon Oct 24 1988 14:339
    
    
    
    
    in re .5610
    
    How do you think those things up?  ;-)
    
    
396.5612Technicolour rain -> raindroops keep falling on m' headNYSSA::BIELSKILet's Digitize...Mon Oct 24 1988 16:271
    
396.5613raindrops keep falling... -> shampoo of the godsCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Mon Oct 24 1988 16:421
    
396.5614shampoo of the gods --> ersatz Ursa in ExcelsisMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonMon Oct 24 1988 17:024
    
    For those who don't get it ...
    
    "Poo" as in "Winnie The ..."
396.5615ersatz Ursa in Excelsis ---> real bearsWMOIS::B_REINKEMon Oct 24 1988 17:361
    
396.5616real bears -> surreal bearsLEZAH::BOBBITTgot to crack this ice and fly...Mon Oct 24 1988 17:451
    
396.5617surreal bears ==> Sir! Real RussiansEAGLE1::EGGERSTom,293-5358,VAX&amp;MIPS ArchitectureMon Oct 24 1988 18:031
    bears = Russians
396.5618surreal bears --> watchingMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonMon Oct 24 1988 18:043
    
    As in "Look at that original Dali.  _Persistence of Memory_, I
    believe ..."
396.5619watching --> 1984TERZA::ZANEfoxglove employeeMon Oct 24 1988 19:520
396.56201984 -> Big Bro'CSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Mon Oct 24 1988 20:171
    
396.5621Let's study apathy ... Why bother ?KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowMon Oct 24 1988 20:398
    watching --->
    		 ----> Orwellianism --> "Oh well"ianism -->
    Big Bro' --->					   |
    							   |
        ------------------------------<--------------------
    	|
	--->  Let's study Apathy ... Why bother ?
    
396.5622MARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonMon Oct 24 1988 21:2610
    Let's study apathy ... why bother? --+
    |_________________|                  |
           |                             |
           |                             +----->my brother --+
           V                                                 |
    Less sturdy amity ---+                                   |
                         |                                   V
                         +--> suspicion--------+--- sibling rivalry
                                               |
    Sir, those are real Russians --------------+---> competition
396.5623competition -> glad I don't follow THAT actNYSSA::BIELSKILet's Digitize...Mon Oct 24 1988 21:551
    
396.5624... follow that act --> follow that carAITG::TRUMPLERI want to juggle job offersMon Oct 24 1988 22:410
396.5625follow that car --> motorcongaAYOV27::ISMITHConsidering a move to MemphisTue Oct 25 1988 11:591
    
396.5626motorconga -> sounds like the timing chainNYSSA::BIELSKILet's Digitize...Tue Oct 25 1988 16:161
    
396.5627sounds like the timing chain ->sounds like money!WMOIS::B_REINKETue Oct 25 1988 16:361
    
396.5628sounds like money! --> Sound of MusicRICKS::SATOWTue Oct 25 1988 16:371
    
396.5629[Sound of] Music --> BoxAITG::TRUMPLERTaking the 'I' out of AITue Oct 25 1988 16:531
    We haven't been here in some time...
396.5630Music Box -> Ear CandyLEZAH::BOBBITTgot to crack this ice and fly...Tue Oct 25 1988 16:561
    
396.5631Ear Candy --> See MartinMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonTue Oct 25 1988 17:014
    
    ... in _Planes, Trains, and Automobiles_.
    
    'Ear, 'ear!
396.5632See Martin -> See Martin RunMISFIT::GEMMELand now here's Mac and Tosh...Tue Oct 25 1988 19:307
    
    See Jane
    
    See Martin and Jane
    
    See Jane slap Martin for thinking he could do that in this notes
    file!!
396.5633See Martin Run --> See Logan RunAYOV27::ISMITHConsidering a move to MemphisTue Oct 25 1988 20:051
    
396.5634See Logan Run ==> See Logan AirportEAGLE1::EGGERSTom,293-5358,VAX&amp;MIPS ArchitectureTue Oct 25 1988 20:131
    Logan airport
396.5635See Logan Run -> the movie or the airport?CSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Oct 25 1988 20:152
    
    for See Martin, guitars...
396.5636the movie or the airport? -> neither, I have a headacheNYSSA::BIELSKILet's Digitize...Tue Oct 25 1988 20:271
    
396.5637MARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonTue Oct 25 1988 21:406
    Neither, I have a headache ---------------+
                                              |
                                              |
                                              |
    See Logan Airport ------------------------+----> too many jetliners
    
396.5638too many jet liners -> pie in the sky auditingKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowTue Oct 25 1988 23:230
396.5639 pie in the sky auditing -> embezlement?KERNEL::TBOOKERNon-contentious statements onlyTue Oct 25 1988 23:470
396.5640embezelment -> stealing LED indicatorsLEZAH::BOBBITTgot to crack this ice and fly...Wed Oct 26 1988 00:011
    
396.5641stealing LED indicators --> light-fingeredMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonWed Oct 26 1988 00:084
    
    "stealing LED indicators" is known as...
    
           ... getting the LED out.
396.5642light-fingered-----> fairie tapWMOIS::B_REINKEWed Oct 26 1988 00:187
    
    
    
    
    a game we used to play in grade school
    
    Bonnie
396.5643fairie tap -> in a wee Irish pubNYSSA::BIELSKILet's Digitize...Wed Oct 26 1988 00:211
    
396.5644in a wee Irish pub --> AnaemicLAMHRA::WHORLOWPrussiking up the rope of life!Wed Oct 26 1988 03:073
    
    
    from a bad joke about 3 ft high people
396.5645Anaemic => Blood is thicker than waterERBERT::VISSEREnjoy living; you're a long time deadWed Oct 26 1988 08:444
    
    
    ..klaas..
    
396.5646Blood is thicker than water -> Squibbling RivalryLEZAH::BOBBITTgot to crack this ice and fly...Wed Oct 26 1988 17:382
    Did you hear about the new drink?  Tomato Juice, spices,
    vodka, and gelatin.  It's called a Blood Clot.
396.5647squibbling Rivalry->Bring in the cavalryCHEFS::LAWSONMFinite cann't comprehend InfiniteWed Oct 26 1988 17:461
    
396.5648Bring in the cavalry ==> send out for caviarTHEGIZ::PITARDIt just ain't right!!!Wed Oct 26 1988 17:541
       
396.5649send out for caviar --> and bring on the champagneWMOIS::B_REINKEWed Oct 26 1988 18:111
    
396.5650EAGLE1::EGGERSTom,293-5358,VAX&amp;MIPS ArchitectureWed Oct 26 1988 18:333
    Re: .5646
    
    If they added Metamucil, they could call it a Fibroid Blood Clot.
396.5651and bring on the champagne --> launch the shipMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonWed Oct 26 1988 19:424
    
    Re .5650:
    
    Why break the chain?
396.5652launch the ship --> the face that couldTERZA::ZANEfoxglove employeeWed Oct 26 1988 19:470
396.5653the face that could -> also broke my cameraNYSSA::BIELSKILet's Digitize...Wed Oct 26 1988 19:522
    
    she ain't what she used to be.
396.5654TOOK::C_PEREZThe InFAMous EightWed Oct 26 1988 20:242
                -< also broke my camera -> shattered windows >-

396.5655shattered windows -> empty glassLEZAH::BOBBITTgot to crack this ice and fly...Wed Oct 26 1988 20:582
 Title of an album by Pete Townshend?
    
396.5656empty glass -> very pessimisticCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNWed Oct 26 1988 21:041
    
396.5657very pessimistic --> DukakisMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonWed Oct 26 1988 21:192
    
    Irresistible
396.5658very pessimistic --> glass is half emptyAITG::TRUMPLERTaking the 'I' out of AIWed Oct 26 1988 21:213
    Re "launch a thousand ships":
    
    -< launch a thousand ships --> 1000 milli-Helens >-
396.5659glass is half empty -> I'm half cut.KERNEL::TBOOKERNon-contentious statements onlyWed Oct 26 1988 21:390
396.5660I'm half cut->The first cut is the deepestCHEFS::LAWSONMFinite cann't comprehend InfiniteWed Oct 26 1988 22:171
    
396.5661--> death of a thousand cutsWMOIS::B_REINKEWed Oct 26 1988 23:525
    The first cut is the deepest----+
                                    |
                                    --------> death of a thousand cuts
                                    |
    Dukakis-------------------------+
396.5662Death of a thousand cuts --> `Edited for Television'INK::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonThu Oct 27 1988 00:521
    
396.5663Edited for Television -> The Unmaking of the President, 1988FEY::BIELSKILet's Digitize...Thu Oct 27 1988 01:043
    
    guess that's why TV isn't as educakashonal 
    as it could be.
396.5664The Unmaking of the President, 1988 --> debatesAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoThu Oct 27 1988 01:170
396.5665KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowThu Oct 27 1988 01:585
shattered windows -> People living in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones.

    
     If you don't know the joke send me mail !
    
396.5666... -> silly Rabbi, trids are for kicks!COOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNThu Oct 27 1988 03:251
    
396.5667silly Rabbi, trids are for kicks --> That's frack to buntLAMHRA::WHORLOWPrussiking up the rope of life!Thu Oct 27 1988 03:581
    
396.5668That's frack to bunt => Bass ackwardsERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Thu Oct 27 1988 08:031
    
396.5669Bass Achwards --> Dyslexia (sp)SALEM::AMARTINI wear the pants, My wife says soThu Oct 27 1988 11:211
    
396.5670Dyslexia (sp) --> Ps (dyslexia)AYOV27::ISMITHConsidering a move to MemphisThu Oct 27 1988 11:571
    
396.5671Ps (dyslexia) -> ? huh ?NYSSA::BIELSKILet's Digitize...Thu Oct 27 1988 16:161
    
396.5672? huh ? -> Atilla the CSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Oct 27 1988 16:441
    
396.5673Atilla -> FlotillaLEZAH::BOBBITTgot to crack this ice and fly...Thu Oct 27 1988 17:171
    
396.5674MARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonThu Oct 27 1988 17:354
    debates --------> de boats --------+
                                       |
                                       |
    Flotilla ---> Armada ---> Convoy --+----> maritime
396.5675maritime -> Miller timeCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNThu Oct 27 1988 19:431
    Another interesting number is coming up -- .5678
396.5676TOOK::C_PEREZThe InFAMous EightThu Oct 27 1988 20:172
                    -< Miller time --> This Bud's for you >-

396.5677This Bud's for you -> This, Spuds, 's for youNYSSA::BIELSKILet's Digitize...Thu Oct 27 1988 20:251
    
396.5678This, Spud 's for you -> Dog eat dogERIS::CALLASI saw Elvis kissing Santa ClausThu Oct 27 1988 20:571
    
396.5679dog eat dog -> do si doLEZAH::BOBBITTgot to crack this ice and fly...Thu Oct 27 1988 21:181
    
396.5680do si do --> Country/WesternMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonThu Oct 27 1988 21:201
    
396.5681KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowThu Oct 27 1988 21:343
    -<Country/Western -> NATO member>-
    
    
396.5682NATO member ==> Not Another Talk Only memberTHEGIZ::PITARDIt just ain't right!!!Thu Oct 27 1988 21:361
       
396.5683Not Another Talk Only member -> Macho cynicKERNEL::TBOOKERNon-contentious statements onlyThu Oct 27 1988 22:150
396.5684Macho cynic --> kitchen cynicMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonThu Oct 27 1988 22:272
    
    ... as in "everything but ..."
396.5685kitchen cynic --> closet RepublicanTERZA::ZANEfoxglove employeeThu Oct 27 1988 22:520
396.5686closet Republican -> bedroom ayesNYSSA::BIELSKILet's Digitize...Fri Oct 28 1988 00:241
    
396.5687bedroom ayes -> a new position on the issuesCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNFri Oct 28 1988 00:261
    
396.5688new readerCSCMA::BARRIEAUFri Oct 28 1988 00:301
    This must be a record of some kind; 5688 replies to one note.
396.5689MARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonFri Oct 28 1988 00:5011
    Bedroom ayes ---> a new position on the issues ---> issues ---+
                                                                  |
                                                                  |
    new reader ----> early reader --------------------------------+
                                                                  |
                                                                  |
                                                                  V
                                                              prodigy
    
    For those who need to know:  "issue" is legalese for
    "children"
396.5690prodigy -> apogeeCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Oct 28 1988 00:561
    
396.5691apogee - parogee - pair of jeans -> scruffy clothesKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowFri Oct 28 1988 01:200
396.5692scruffy clothes -> stuffy noseLEZAH::BOBBITTgot to crack this ice and fly...Fri Oct 28 1988 01:361
    
396.5693stuffy nose -> snotAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoFri Oct 28 1988 01:470
396.5694TOOK::C_PEREZThe InFAMous EightFri Oct 28 1988 02:382
                            -< snot -> Boggie Man >-

396.5695Boggie Man --->---> Gandy DancerLAMHRA::WHORLOWPrussiking up the rope of life!Fri Oct 28 1988 03:288
    as in
    
      
       Boggie Man --> bogie man -->  wheeltapper --> railroad man -->Gandy
    Dancer
    
    bogie being the name for a group of wheels under a carriage or
    locomotive. 
396.5696Gandy Dancer -> Candy FancierKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowFri Oct 28 1988 03:357
    
    
    
    
    To 
    
    snot -> o yes 'tis
396.5697Candy Fancier --> Sweet LoverNZOV01::HARDIEFri Oct 28 1988 06:161
    
396.5698Sweet Lover => Sour HaterERBERT::VISSEREnjoy life-You're a long time deadFri Oct 28 1988 08:334
    
    
    ..klaas..
    
396.5699Sweet Lover + Sour Hater ==> Sweat and SourEAGLE1::EGGERSTom,293-5358,VAX&amp;MIPS ArchitectureFri Oct 28 1988 08:481
    
396.5700Sweet and Sour ==> Chinese foodEAGLE1::EGGERSTom,293-5358,VAX&amp;MIPS ArchitectureFri Oct 28 1988 08:491
    
396.5701Chinese Food ==> Stay out of the KitchenEAGLE1::EGGERSTom,293-5358,VAX&amp;MIPS ArchitectureFri Oct 28 1988 08:501
    
396.5702Stay out of the Kitchen --> if you can't stand the heat.SALEM::AMARTINI wear the pants, My wife says soFri Oct 28 1988 11:251
    
396.5703if you can't stand the heat->heat of the nightCHEFS::LAWSONMFinite cann't comprehend InfiniteFri Oct 28 1988 13:301
    
396.5704heat of the night -> by night sightKERNEL::TBOOKERNon-contentious statements onlyFri Oct 28 1988 14:272

    Infra red imagers.
396.5705by night sight -> more fun to gropeNYSSA::BIELSKILet's Digitize...Fri Oct 28 1988 15:552
    
    phooey on high tech after hours, I'd rather do it naturally.
396.5706more fun to grope --> sincerest form of flatteryMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonFri Oct 28 1988 16:131
    
396.5707sincerest form of flattery --> flatter sincerity of formAYOV27::ISMITHConsidering a move to MemphisFri Oct 28 1988 16:571
    
396.5708flatter sincerity of form --> Racing FormVAXWRK::SIMONHugs Welcome Anytime!Fri Oct 28 1988 17:112
    
    Although it may not be that sincere.
396.5709racing form --> slim and sinewyMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonFri Oct 28 1988 17:202
    
    Greyhounds have it ...
396.5710slim and sinewy -> lithe and willowyLEZAH::BOBBITTlunatic fringeFri Oct 28 1988 18:142
    Some women have it.... (although I don't ;)
    
396.5711lithe and willowy -> I can be swayedNYSSA::BIELSKILet's Digitize...Fri Oct 28 1988 19:241
    
396.5712I can be swayed --> You can be boughtMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonFri Oct 28 1988 19:306
    
    or
    
                -<I can be swayed --> ... with Sammy Kaye>-
    
    ... for music nostalgiaphiles ...
396.5713You can be bought -> An offer you can't refuseCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNFri Oct 28 1988 19:551
    (say with heavy Sicilian accent)
396.5714An offer you can't refuse->try re-wiringCHEFS::LAWSONMFinite cann't comprehend InfiniteFri Oct 28 1988 20:121
    
396.5715try re-wiring -> let us remove your shortsLEZAH::BOBBITTlunatic fringeFri Oct 28 1988 21:283
    That was the phrase we answered the phone with in our electronics
    shop in high school...
    
396.5716let us remove your shorts -> let me check for holesCAM::MAZURFri Oct 28 1988 21:491
    
396.5717KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowFri Oct 28 1988 22:121
    let me check for holes -> beware of low flying electrons
396.5718beware of low flying electrons --> zappedMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonFri Oct 28 1988 22:191
    
396.5719RAINBO::LARUEAll you have to do is just......Fri Oct 28 1988 23:372
    -<zapped-->zappity doo dah, zappity a>-
    
396.5720zapped -> Mothers of InventionCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Oct 28 1988 23:371
    
396.5721happy worriersNYSSA::BIELSKILet's Digitize...Sat Oct 29 1988 00:077
                                    ^
                                    |
    zappity doo dah, zappity a - - -
                                    |
      Mothers of Invention - - - - -

         or, if you prefer, "happy warriors"
396.5722happy worriers --> tranquilizedMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonSat Oct 29 1988 00:151
    
396.5723tranquilized -> He who would Valiumed be ...!KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowSat Oct 29 1988 00:341
    
396.5724He who would Valiumed be ...! -> Mother's little helper?KERNEL::TBOOKERNon-contentious statements onlySat Oct 29 1988 17:020
396.5725Mother's little helper -> paint it blackIJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeSat Oct 29 1988 18:391
396.5726paint it black --> and whiteSALEM::AMARTINI wear the pants, My wife says soSat Oct 29 1988 23:561
    
396.5727black and white ==> and read all overEAGLE1::EGGERSTom,293-5358,VAX&amp;MIPS ArchitectureSun Oct 30 1988 00:101
    What is:
396.5728and read all over --> a newspaperAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoSun Oct 30 1988 00:230
396.5729a newspaper -> fibs from Fleet St.KERNEL::TBOOKERNon-contentious statements onlySun Oct 30 1988 17:090
396.5730fibs from Fleet St. -> oh, no - Sherlock? corrupt??NYSSA::BIELSKILet's Digitize...Sun Oct 30 1988 18:542
    
    is nothing sacred??
396.5731LAMHRA::WHORLOWPrussiking up the rope of life!Mon Oct 31 1988 03:0812
            < oh, no - Sherlock? corrupt? --> Change of address >
              
    
    
    Mr Sherlock Holmes and his close friend Dr Watson,
    lived in Baker St.
    
    
    What canal has a hole at each end?
    Alimentary, My dear Watson!
    
    
396.5732change of address --> alien aliasTERZA::ZANEfoxglove employeeMon Oct 31 1988 04:370
396.5733alien alias -> Gordon ShumwayKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowMon Oct 31 1988 18:150
396.5734Gordon Shumway --> Jilted JohnAYOV27::ISMITHHere's one I prepared earlier.Mon Oct 31 1988 18:371
    
396.5735Jilted John ---> Tilted TessWMOIS::B_REINKEMon Oct 31 1988 19:021
    
396.5736Tilted Tess -> tilting at windmillsLEZAH::BOBBITTlunatic fringeMon Oct 31 1988 19:071
    
396.5737tilting at windmills --> bobbing at tennis matchesTERZA::ZANEfoxglove employeeMon Oct 31 1988 19:590
396.5738bobbing at tennis matches -> won't this rain ever stop? (glub)NYSSA::BIELSKILet's Digitize...Mon Oct 31 1988 20:161
    
396.5739won't this rain ever stop -> It was a dark an stormy nightMISFIT::GEMMELand now here's Mac and Tosh...Mon Oct 31 1988 20:221
    
396.5740..and stormy night ---> far off a wolf whistledWMOIS::B_REINKEMon Oct 31 1988 20:271
    
396.5741far off a wolf whistled -> cock a doodle doooo!KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowMon Oct 31 1988 20:290
396.5742cock a doodle doooo! -=> cock oh vanUNTADI::ODIJPElefanten springen nieMon Oct 31 1988 21:531
    John J
396.5743cock oh van -> quaint French barnyard sceneNYSSA::BIELSKILet's Digitize...Mon Oct 31 1988 22:081
    
396.5744quaint Frech barn(yard) scene -> roll in the hayLEZAH::BOBBITTlunatic fringeMon Oct 31 1988 23:251
    
396.5745roll in the hay => roll in the barrellTHEGIZ::PITARDIt just ain't right!!!Tue Nov 01 1988 00:121
       
396.5746Roll out the barrel. Let's have a barrel of fun.EAGLE1::EGGERSTom,293-5358,VAX&amp;MIPS ArchitectureTue Nov 01 1988 00:501
    
396.5747Let's have a barrel of fun. -> Niagara FallsCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Nov 01 1988 01:491
    
396.5748Niagara Falls --> hot air risesAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoTue Nov 01 1988 02:100
396.5749Hot air rises ---> Much ado about nothing!LAMHRA::WHORLOWPrussiking up the rope of life!Tue Nov 01 1988 02:4910
    
    
    re -.a few - wolf whistles...
    
    
    Most people know a dog whistle cannot be heard by humans.
    
    
    YOUR dog may be walking around whistling because its happy  ----
    and you'll never know!
396.5750Much ado about nothing! -> cosmologyKERNEL::TBOOKERNon-contentious statements onlyTue Nov 01 1988 13:242

    Being the study of a void (with bits in)
396.5751cosmology --> Carl SaganAYOV27::ISMITHHere's one I prepared earlier.Tue Nov 01 1988 13:431
    As in 'Cause-mows'...
396.5752Carl Sagen --> billllyuns and billlyunsNEXUS::D_WHITEUncle DaveTue Nov 01 1988 14:131
    
396.5753billllyuns and billllyuns -> for de fence; not a Sue for tributeNYSSA::BIELSKILet's Digitize...Tue Nov 01 1988 16:333
    
    from the good ol' days, when the pirates were of the Barbary variety,
    and a billllyun was a big number.
396.5754Sue for tribute -> Bob for applesCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNTue Nov 01 1988 19:451
    
396.5755Bob for apples --> Story of my lifeERIS::CALLASI saw Elvis kissing Santa ClausTue Nov 01 1988 19:491
    Although Ms Parker said "Ducking."
396.5756story of my life --> not over yetMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonTue Nov 01 1988 20:341
    
396.5757not over yet ==> WILL YOU STAY ON YOUR BACK!?!?!THEGIZ::PITARDIt just ain't right!!!Tue Nov 01 1988 21:021
       
396.5758WILL YOU STAY ON YOUR BACK!?!?! -> SuntannerCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Nov 01 1988 21:091
    
396.5759Suntanner --> first degree radiation burnsAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoTue Nov 01 1988 21:270
396.5760Catching cosmic raysLEZAH::BOBBITTlunatic fringeTue Nov 01 1988 22:133
    Suntanner ----------------------------
                                         +====> Catching cosmic rays
    First degree radiation burns----------
396.5761Catching cosmic rays --> Solar FootballVAXWRK::SIMONHugs Welcome Anytime!Tue Nov 01 1988 22:201
    
396.5762Solar Football --> Open-air arenaMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonTue Nov 01 1988 22:372
    
    Not like the Astrodome.
396.5763Open-air arena -> Colloseum.KERNEL::TBOOKERNon-contentious statements onlyTue Nov 01 1988 23:530
396.5764Colloseum. -> are you a Christian, or a-lyin' ?FEY::BIELSKILet's Digitize...Wed Nov 02 1988 00:001
 
396.5765are you a Christian, or a lyin'--> sonovagunMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonWed Nov 02 1988 00:311
    
396.5766sonovagun --> tomahawkTERZA::ZANEfoxglove employeeWed Nov 02 1988 00:530
396.5767tomahawk ==> Tom a EggersEAGLE1::EGGERSTom,293-5358,VAX&amp;MIPS ArchitectureWed Nov 02 1988 01:021
    
396.5768Tom a Eggers -> Ham & EggersCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNWed Nov 02 1988 01:241
    
396.5769Ham & Eggers --> Breakfast ClubbersMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonWed Nov 02 1988 01:264
    
    There was an old radio show, _Don McNeil's Breakfast Club_.  The
    show themesong began, "Good morning, Breakfast Clubbers, it's fine
    tyo see ya ..."
396.5770Breakfast Clubbers ==> dinner clubsEAGLE1::EGGERSTom, VAX &amp; MIPS ArchitectureWed Nov 02 1988 01:331
    
396.5771Breakfast Clubbers -> Stone Age CerealsMISFIT::GEMMELand now here's Mac and Tosh...Wed Nov 02 1988 01:351
    
396.5772MARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonWed Nov 02 1988 01:495
             Dinner clubs ---------> quality food -----+
                                                       |
                                                       |
            Stone Age Cereals --> stone ground flour --+--> croissants
    
396.5773croissants -> French bugsCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Nov 02 1988 01:511
    
396.5774French bugs --> Gallic `features'RICKS::SATOWWed Nov 02 1988 01:561
    
396.5775Gallic 'features' => That's not a bug....ERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Wed Nov 02 1988 08:061
    
396.5776French bugEAGLE1::EGGERSTom, VAX &amp; MIPS ArchitectureWed Nov 02 1988 10:156
    Gallic "features ---------+
			      |    
			      |    
			      |    
    Not a bug ----------------+--------> 
396.5777French bug (ench bug ... ug) -> Le BeetleKERNEL::TBOOKERNon-contentious statements onlyWed Nov 02 1988 13:510
396.5778Le Beetle => Das RoachERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Wed Nov 02 1988 14:491
    
396.5779Das Roach => ees a BIG ONE!!!THEGIZ::PITARDBack in exile..Now at TAY2-1Wed Nov 02 1988 15:151
       
396.5780ees a BIG ONE!!! -> glad it's fall timeNYSSA::BIELSKILet's Digitize...Wed Nov 02 1988 17:212
    
    at least here in New England, USA.
396.5781glad it's fall time --> hurrah for the pumpkin pie!MARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonWed Nov 02 1988 17:273
    
    All pumpkins should be conserved for pies.  Pumpkin pie is indeed
    a Fall dish.
396.5782glad it's fall time --> LEAVE me aloneVAXWRK::SIMONHugs Welcome Anytime!Wed Nov 02 1988 17:271
    
396.5783all to obviousNYSSA::BIELSKILet's Digitize...Wed Nov 02 1988 18:084
    
    hurrah for the pumpkin pie - -
                                  |- - -> I'm gonna munch this sucker
         LEAVE me alone  - - - - -                  all by myself.
396.5784-----> pig out time!WMOIS::B_REINKEMirabile dictuWed Nov 02 1988 19:141
 
396.5785pig out time --> empty styMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonWed Nov 02 1988 19:512
    
    ... It's harder to clean them when occupied.
396.5786empty sty --> "Oh my eye!"VAXWRK::SIMONHugs Welcome Anytime!Wed Nov 02 1988 20:171
    
396.5787Oh my eye --> Oh my eweRICKS::SATOWWed Nov 02 1988 20:321
    Different vowel
396.5788Oh my ewe -> Oh my! Eh?57456::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Nov 02 1988 21:231
    
396.5789Oh my! Eh?-> C eh? N eh? D eh?KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowWed Nov 02 1988 21:527
    
   This is how to spell Canada.

 Eh is supposed to be the Great Canadian interjection, conjunction,
    and all things to all people word.
    
   
396.5790TOOK::C_PEREZThe InFAMous EightWed Nov 02 1988 22:112
                -< C eh? N eh? D eh? -> Big Fat Hairy eh? >-

396.5791Big Fat Hairy eh? --> Small Thin Bald likeAITG::TRUMPLERTaking the 'I' out of AIThu Nov 03 1988 00:071
    "Like" is, like, y'know, gnarly to the max, and, like, tubular.
396.5792Small Thin Bald like --> "Lover!"TOPDOC::SLOANEHe's STILL on the loose!Thu Nov 03 1988 01:004
    I swore to myself I would never enter this particular note,
    but .......
    
    Bruce
396.5793Lover --> Les Paul and Mary FordMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonThu Nov 03 1988 01:162
    
    ... Their most effective song, in the '50s.
396.5794les Paul and mary Ford -> more Simon and divorce GarfunkelMISFIT::GEMMELand now here's Mac and Tosh...Thu Nov 03 1988 01:241
396.5795more Simon and divorce Garfunkel -> You Can Be My Bodyguard/Call Me AlNYSSA::BIELSKILet's Digitize...Thu Nov 03 1988 01:542
    
    encourage me a little, and I'll even try singing it.
396.5796You Can Be My Bodyguard/Call -> Me "Al"NYSSA::BIELSKILet's Digitize...Thu Nov 03 1988 13:422
    
    ok, I promise not to sing.
396.5797Me "Al" -=> You "Betty"UNTADI::ODIJPElefanten springen nieThu Nov 03 1988 16:172
    John J
    
396.5798MICLUS::PITARDBack in exile..Now at TAY2-1Thu Nov 03 1988 16:352
       
       	I feel another song comming on........
396.5799You betty, you bet ---> eMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonThu Nov 03 1988 17:551
    
396.5800e -> natural logsCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Nov 03 1988 18:001
    
396.5801e --> schwaAITG::TRUMPLERTaking the 'I' out of AIThu Nov 03 1988 18:000
396.5802schwa -> swan-e how I love ya..MISFIT::GEMMELand now here's Mac and Tosh...Thu Nov 03 1988 18:551
    
396.5803MARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonThu Nov 03 1988 20:0110
    Natural logs ----------------------+
                                       |
                                       |
                                       |
    swan-e how I love ya .. -----------+------> dam
    
    
    Swanee (sp) is a river.  Beavers use natural logs to build "natural"
    (i.e., nonmanmade) dams, ergo ...
    
396.5804dam ==> Madam, I'm AdamEAGLE1::EGGERSTom, VAX &amp; MIPS ArchitectureThu Nov 03 1988 20:122
    I forget the name for something that
    reads the same forwards and backwards.
396.5805Madam, I'm Adam -> Able was I ere I saw ElbaKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowThu Nov 03 1988 21:181
     It's a palindrome
396.5806Adam -> had'em.COOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNThu Nov 03 1988 21:219
    This poem, entitled (approximately) "On the origin of fleas", is
    reportedly the shortest *published* English language.
    
    I'll go on record for a shorter poem: "The intimate confessions
    of a CIA field agent"
    		I
    		Spy.
    
    Bob
396.5807JungleLEZAH::BOBBITTlunatic fringeThu Nov 03 1988 22:3311
Adam had 'em------->flea------->flea market------> (continued)

            ------>white elephant sale ----> pachyderms ----->Jungle
    
    
                                     +
    
    
Able was I ere I saw Elba -> A man, a plan, a canal, Panama!------>(cont'd)
    
            ----------> South America ----------->Jungle
396.5808Jungle --> bellsMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonThu Nov 03 1988 22:418
    
    'Twill shortly be the season.
    
    Seriously, folks -- as long as we do elephants, we might recall
    that domesticated elephants have "elephant bells" attached to their
    howdahs, so that people can hear them coming.  Elephant bells, of
    course, are sold individually in import shops in countries without
    domesticated elephants as commonplace critters.
396.5809bells -> of St Mary'sCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Nov 03 1988 23:011
    
396.5810Bells of St Mary's ==> Bing CrosbyEAGLE1::EGGERSTom, VAX &amp; MIPS ArchitectureThu Nov 03 1988 23:250
396.5811MARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonThu Nov 03 1988 23:4816
    Bing Crosby -------+--------> White Christmas --+------> Snow
                       |                            |          ^
                       V                            |          |
                  Holow Man [title of a bio on him] |          |
                       |                            |          |
                       V                            V          |
                  T. S. Eliot ------------------> verse        |
                                                    |          |
                                                    |          |
                                                    V          |
                                                  blank        |
                                                    |          |
                                                    |          |
                                                    V          |
                                                  white -------+
                                                                
396.5812Snow -> JobLEZAH::BOBBITTlunatic fringeThu Nov 03 1988 23:552
    Don't be bothered by slush, it's snow matter....
    
396.5813Job -> able and caneNYSSA::BIELSKIlet there be LiteFri Nov 04 1988 00:152
    
    
396.5814==> Maurice ChevalierEAGLE1::EGGERSTom, VAX &amp; MIPS ArchitectureFri Nov 04 1988 02:274
    NOT (able and cane) ==> notable with cane --+
    						|
    						|
    		French (from a previous note)---+-- Maurice Chevalier
396.5815TOOK::C_PEREZThe InFAMous EightFri Nov 04 1988 02:302
                   -< Maurice Chevalier -> Chevy Cavalier>-

396.5816Chevy Cavalier ---> Morris BullnoseLAMHRA::WHORLOWPrussiking up the rope of life!Fri Nov 04 1988 02:351
    
396.5817Morris Bullnose --> Morris the CatAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoFri Nov 04 1988 07:020
396.5818Morris the Cat => Felix the CatERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Fri Nov 04 1988 08:451
    
396.5819Felix the Cat -=> he'll catch something nastyUNTADI::ODIJPElefanten springen nieFri Nov 04 1988 14:031
    John J
396.5820he'll catch something nasty -> hold the catsupNYSSA::BIELSKIlet there be LiteFri Nov 04 1988 16:392
    
    feeling serendipitous.
396.5821NICLUS::PITARDBack in exile..Now at TAY2-1Fri Nov 04 1988 16:503
       
       
       as in "hold the cats up"
396.5822No let them fall --> falling prohibitedMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonFri Nov 04 1988 16:595
    
    or
    
             -<no let them fall --> they'll land on their feet>-
             
396.5823falling prohibited => cement poisoning/deceleration trama?ERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Fri Nov 04 1988 17:211
    
396.5824cement poisoning/deceleration trauma -> free fallMISFIT::GEMMELand now here's Mac and Tosh...Fri Nov 04 1988 18:011
396.5825free fall --> free flightVAXWRK::SIMONHugs Welcome Anytime!Fri Nov 04 1988 18:141
    
396.5826free fall -> free flight -> defenestrateLEZAH::BOBBITTlunatic fringeFri Nov 04 1988 18:311
    
396.5827defenestrate --> de fen is crookedDSSDEV::STONERoyFri Nov 04 1988 18:351
    
396.5828de fen is crooked --> de fence is crookedMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonFri Nov 04 1988 19:3611
    
    Re "free fall":
    
                     -<free fall --> expensive winter>-
                     
    or
    
               -<free fall --> there ain't no such thing as a ...>-
    
    re "de fen is crooked," a grammatical point:  probably that ought
    be "the fen are crooked."
396.5829de fence is crooked -> gotta be, so is de off fenceNYSSA::BIELSKIlet there be LiteFri Nov 04 1988 19:491
    
396.5830gotta be, so is de off fence -> dis mus be BrooklynCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Nov 04 1988 21:211
    
396.5831dis mus be Brooklyn -> wottamI, offered for dis bridge?NYSSA::BIELSKIlet there be LiteFri Nov 04 1988 21:261
    
396.5832wottamI, offered for dis bridge? -=> seven spadesUNTADI::ODIJPElefanten springen nieFri Nov 04 1988 21:541
    John J
396.5833seven spades -> six no trump (!?)LEZAH::BOBBITTlunatic fringeFri Nov 04 1988 23:021
    
396.5834six not Trump --> Stood up by DonaldRICKS::SATOWFri Nov 04 1988 23:071
    "I'll pick you up at six"
396.5835Stood up by Donald --> Hewie, Dewey, and LouieINK::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonSat Nov 05 1988 00:282
    
    ... after falling down on a Junior Woodchucks' endurance test.
396.5836ANYTHING is possible, however unlikelyEAGLE1::EGGERSTom, VAX &amp; MIPS ArchitectureSat Nov 05 1988 00:337
    My god, the Junior Woodchuks. I hadn't heard about them
    for years and years.
    
    		Hewie, Dewey, and Louie ---+
					   |    
					   |    
    		Junior Woodchucks ---------+----->>
396.5837Anything...unlikely -> Nothing is impossible, only improbableMISFIT::GEMMELand now here's Mac and Tosh...Sat Nov 05 1988 01:201
396.5838Nothing is impossible -> Disney's plausible impossibilityKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowSat Nov 05 1988 02:241
    Like walking off a cliff, looking down and running back before falling!
396.5839Disney's plausible impossibility => Cartoon physicsERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Sun Nov 06 1988 05:459
    
    
    Stuff like --
    
    1) You won't be affected by gravity until you know there is nothing
    below you....
    2) No matter how badly you're injured, just walking off screen will
    heal you
    
396.5840Cartoon physics --> glowing in the darkAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoSun Nov 06 1988 07:080
396.5841glowing in the dark ---> natural nite lightWMOIS::B_REINKEMirabile dictuMon Nov 07 1988 02:051
    
396.5842natural nite light -=> natural night sightUNTADI::ODIJPElefanten springen nieMon Nov 07 1988 12:561
    John J
396.5843HLDG00::KEWhits honda tipper might hungMon Nov 07 1988 15:044
                -< natural night sight -=> photon multiplier >-


Jerry
396.5844photon multiplier -> radiantly happy calculatorNYSSA::BIELSKIlet there be LiteMon Nov 07 1988 17:241
    
396.5845radiantly happy calculator -=> glowing additionsUNTADI::ODIJPElefanten springen nieMon Nov 07 1988 18:193
    to the family , perhaps .
    
    John J                   
396.5846NICLUS::PITARDBack in exile..Now at TAY2-1Mon Nov 07 1988 19:121
       
396.5847Nuclear family -=> Lex Luther's been busyUNTADI::ODIJPElefanten springen nieMon Nov 07 1988 19:413
    Superman IIII ???
    
    John J
396.5848Lex Luther's been busy -> the joy of Lex ?CSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Mon Nov 07 1988 19:571
    
396.5849Lex Luther's been busy --> Martin Luther, too.MARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonMon Nov 07 1988 19:594
    
    That should be "Lex Luthor," BTW.
    
    
396.5850UNTADI::ODIJPElefanten springen nieMon Nov 07 1988 20:289
    
    -< The joy of Lex ?-----|
                         |------The pen has and will be mightier ..... >-
    -< Martin Luther, too---|

                                                                      

    John J                                                                   
    
396.5851The pen has and will be mightier than ... --> the eraser!TERZA::ZANEfoxglove employeeMon Nov 07 1988 20:580
396.5852TOOK::C_PEREZThe InFAMous EightMon Nov 07 1988 21:224
                      -< the eraser! --> The Terminator >-


ala Arnold style...
396.5853The Terminator -> 50 Ohms??KERNEL::TBOOKERNon-contentious statements onlyMon Nov 07 1988 21:380
396.5854The Terminator-> <Return>CHEFS::LAWSONMFinite cann't comprehend InfiniteMon Nov 07 1988 21:392
    
    Ala the computer kind.... 8-)
396.5855RICKS::SATOWMon Nov 07 1988 21:523
    50 Ohms ---+
               +--> Return ohm at once!
    <Return>---+
396.5856Return home at once! --> AnthonyWAGON::SWINIARSKINANcy--*NANSKI*--SwiniarSKIMon Nov 07 1988 21:561
    
396.5857Anthony - > and not even Wednesday!CSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Mon Nov 07 1988 22:001
    
396.5858and not even Wednesday -> but never on a Sunday, a Sunday, a Sunday...HSSWS1::DUANESend lawyers, guns, &amp; moneyMon Nov 07 1988 22:141
    
396.5859Never on Sunday -> Zorba the GreekLEZAH::BOBBITTlunatic fringeMon Nov 07 1988 22:351
    
396.5860Zorba the Greek -> last seen dancin' to 1600 Penn AveNYSSA::BIELSKIlet there be LiteMon Nov 07 1988 23:281
    
396.5861dancin to 1600 penn ave -> shufflin off to buffaloLEZAH::BOBBITTAm I buggin ya? Dont mean t'bug yaMon Nov 07 1988 23:471
    
396.5862shufflin off to Buffalo --> William F. CodyMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonTue Nov 08 1988 00:079
    
    Re "Anthony":
    
                      -<Anthony --> Prognosticate>-
    
    As in Prognosticate = look ahead = peer fore [as opposed to aft]
    
    In Boston is a famous restaurant called "Anthony's Pier Four"
    
396.5863William F. Cody -> a gathering of eaglesNYSSA::BIELSKIlet there be LiteTue Nov 08 1988 01:293
    
    from William F. Cody -> Ross Perot, who is reputed to have said
    "Eagles don't flock, you have to gather them one at a time".
396.5864a gathering of eagles -> A Bill_ion in Buffalo ?KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowTue Nov 08 1988 02:060
396.5865(A) Bill ion (in Buffalo) --> Police compound?AYOV27::ISMITHHere's one I prepared earlier.Tue Nov 08 1988 11:571
    
396.5866Police compound -=> with interestUNTADI::ODIJPElefanten springen nieTue Nov 08 1988 12:511
    John J
396.5867Police compound ==> with interest ==> Police interestEAGLE1::EGGERSTom, VAX &amp; MIPS ArchitectureTue Nov 08 1988 15:281
    
396.5868loan sharkEAGLE1::EGGERSTom, VAX &amp; MIPS ArchitectureTue Nov 08 1988 15:364
Police compound ==> with interest ==>police interest ------+-->loan-shark
							  /
							 /
Police compound ==> with interest ==> compound interest /
396.5869loan shark->sharp moneyCHEFS::LAWSONMFinite cann't comprehend InfiniteTue Nov 08 1988 15:511
    
396.5870sharp money -> bleeding MamonKERNEL::TBOOKERScience fiction, double featureTue Nov 08 1988 16:340
396.5871bleeding Mamon->dead gamonCHEFS::LAWSONMFinite cann't comprehend InfiniteTue Nov 08 1988 17:001
    
396.5872dead gamon -> deadlockLEZAH::BOBBITTAm I buggin ya? Dont mean t'bug yaTue Nov 08 1988 18:391
    
396.5873deadlock => I didn't even know he was sickERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Tue Nov 08 1988 19:191
    
396.5874...know he was sick -> he doesn't either, let's bury 'imNYSSA::BIELSKIlet there be LiteTue Nov 08 1988 20:142
    
    on election day in Chicago, every vote helps.
396.5875I didn't even know he was sick --> closet pervertFLASH1::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Tue Nov 08 1988 20:151
    
396.5876his religion don't matter, *bury* 'imNYSSA::BIELSKIlet there be LiteTue Nov 08 1988 20:377
                                                ^
    he doesn't either, let's bury 'im - - -     |
                                           | - -
       closet pervert - - - - - - - - - - -

    
    If you don't like politics, go back to Brooklyn.
396.5877his religion don't matter, *bury* 'im -=> ALIVEUNTADI::ODIJPElefanten springen nieTue Nov 08 1988 20:486
           
    I predict 6000 on 17th Nov .
    
    Maybe the 16th        
    
    John J
396.5878ALIVE --> and kicking...AYOV27::ISMITHHere's one I prepared earlier.Tue Nov 08 1988 21:121
    
396.5879NICLUS::PITARDBack in exile..Now at TAY2-1Tue Nov 08 1988 21:319
       
       
       	Sortakinda a spin-off from The Rocky Horror Picture Show.
       
       
       
       	RE: 6000 on the 16th, or 17th??? Come on, we can do it this week
       	    if we *REALLY* try!!!
       
396.5880KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowTue Nov 08 1988 21:371
-<and kicking, and kicking -> a fight to the finichk, 'cos i eats my spinachk>-
396.5881....eats my spinach->I"m Popey the sailor manCHEFS::LAWSONMFinite cann't comprehend InfiniteTue Nov 08 1988 21:501
    
396.5882I'm popey the sailor man-> toot tootCHEFS::LAWSONMFinite cann't comprehend InfiniteTue Nov 08 1988 21:515
    
    
    is two in a row allowed 8-)
    
    mark
396.5883toot toot -> zoot suitCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNTue Nov 08 1988 22:051
    
396.5884zoot suit-> chop chopCHEFS::LAWSONMFinite cann't comprehend InfiniteTue Nov 08 1988 22:093
    
    
    as in tout suite
396.5885chop chop -> hack hackLEZAH::BOBBITTAm I buggin ya? Dont mean t'bug yaTue Nov 08 1988 22:461
    
396.5886hack hack ==> TAXI!EAGLE1::EGGERSTom, VAX &amp; MIPS ArchitectureTue Nov 08 1988 22:501
    
396.5887hack hack -> truck truckMISFIT::GEMMELand now here's Mac and Tosh...Tue Nov 08 1988 22:523
    like in car carriers with trucks on them....
    
    you had to be there...
396.5888move that convoy, I'm late for the theatreNYSSA::BIELSKIlet there be LiteWed Nov 09 1988 00:047
                                    ^
    TAXI! - - - - -                 |
                   | - - - - - - - -
    truck truck - -

    
    Those Army boys are beginning to think they own the place.
396.5889Move that convoy, I'm late for the theater --> snobFLASH1::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Wed Nov 09 1988 00:1214
    
    These responses are starting to get a bit verbose, alas....
    
    
    re "Taxi!":
    
                             -<Taxi --> takeoff>-
         
    or
    
                              -<Taxi --> Jodie>-
    
    as in the young lady starring in the film of that name
    
396.5890snob ==> nobsEAGLE1::EGGERSTom, VAX &amp; MIPS ArchitectureWed Nov 09 1988 00:151
    
396.5891TOOK::C_PEREZThe InFAMous EightWed Nov 09 1988 00:472
                               -< nobs -> hob nob >-

396.5892hob nob -> brown noseKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowWed Nov 09 1988 00:500
396.5893brown nose --> blown noseWMOIS::B_REINKEMirabile dictuWed Nov 09 1988 00:531
    
396.5894blown nose -> piles of kleenexKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowWed Nov 09 1988 00:580
396.5895piles of kleenex -> luv to tissueNYSSA::BIELSKIlet there be LiteWed Nov 09 1988 01:361
    
396.5896USSLKG::PITARDBack in exile..Now at TAY2-1Wed Nov 09 1988 01:391
       
396.5897I'b got a cod --> no, a flounderFLASH1::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Wed Nov 09 1988 01:444
    
    Re "blown nose":
    
                         -<blown nose --> blown fuse>-
396.5898no, a flounder --> flounding flathersAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoWed Nov 09 1988 02:040
396.5899MICLUS::PITARDBack in exile..Now at TAY2-1Wed Nov 09 1988 02:541
       
396.5900founding fathers -> fondling fathersCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNWed Nov 09 1988 03:411
    Who's da fondler and who's da fondlee?
396.5901fondling fathers ==> child abuseEAGLE1::EGGERSTom, VAX &amp; MIPS ArchitectureWed Nov 09 1988 05:581
    
396.5902child abuse -> parent abuseKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowWed Nov 09 1988 08:010
396.5903parent abuse => drug abuseERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Wed Nov 09 1988 10:581
    
396.5904 drug abuse --> no excuse GIDDAY::PARSONSSo many notes, so little time.....Wed Nov 09 1988 11:161
    
396.5905no excuse --> but...AYOV27::ISMITHHere's one I prepared earlier.Wed Nov 09 1988 12:151
    
396.5906but... -=> NO ! butsUNTADI::ODIJPElefanten springen nieWed Nov 09 1988 12:562
    John J
    
396.5907No buts->No buts it's gota be butter !CHEFS::LAWSONMFinite cann't comprehend InfiniteWed Nov 09 1988 13:345
    
    
    As in English advert 8-)
    
    
396.5908UNTADI::ODIJPElefanten springen nieWed Nov 09 1988 15:434
    -< No buts it's gotta be butter -=>
                            -=> So take the cigarette out of the sandwich >-
                                                                          
    John J                                     
396.5909..cigarette out of the sandwich---> GAG!WMOIS::B_REINKEMirabile dictuWed Nov 09 1988 15:561
   
396.5910GAG -> The Mother-in-LawCHEFS::LAWSONMFinite cann't comprehend InfiniteWed Nov 09 1988 16:506
    
    
    Sorry to all mother's-in-law out there, I don't really mean to be
    unpleasant 8-)
    
    Mark
396.5911The Mother-in-Law -> necessary, but insufficientNYSSA::BIELSKIlet there be LiteWed Nov 09 1988 17:022
    
    I don't mean to be unpleasant, either - even when I am.
396.5912necessary, but insufficient --> fundsVAXWRK::SIMONHugs Welcome Anytime!Wed Nov 09 1988 17:421
    
396.5913funds --> netFLASH1::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Wed Nov 09 1988 18:1912
    
    or
    
                     -<funds --> are we having funds yet?>-  
    
    or
    
                          -<funds --> funding fathers>-
    
    or
    
                        -<funds --> you can bank on them>-
396.5914net ==> Easy netEAGLE1::EGGERSTom, VAX &amp; MIPS ArchitectureWed Nov 09 1988 18:251
    
396.5915Easy net ==> notes conferencesEAGLE1::EGGERSTom, VAX &amp; MIPS ArchitectureWed Nov 09 1988 18:261
    
396.5916notes conferences ==> JoyoflexEAGLE1::EGGERSTom, VAX &amp; MIPS ArchitectureWed Nov 09 1988 18:271
    
396.5917Joyoflex ==> Word association-footballEAGLE1::EGGERSTom, VAX &amp; MIPS ArchitectureWed Nov 09 1988 18:281
    
396.5918word asociation-football --> titleFLASH1::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Wed Nov 09 1988 18:371
    
396.5919title -> (sub)LEZAH::BOBBITTAm I buggin ya? Dont mean t'bug yaWed Nov 09 1988 18:511
    
396.5920sub -> yellowMISFIT::GEMMELand now here's Mac and Tosh...Wed Nov 09 1988 19:141
    
396.5921TOOK::C_PEREZThe InFAMous EightWed Nov 09 1988 19:312
                          -< yellow -> goodbye >-

396.5922sub ==> yellow ==> marineEAGLE1::EGGERSTom, VAX &amp; MIPS ArchitectureWed Nov 09 1988 19:321
    
396.5923yellow submarine ==> Sgt PepperEAGLE1::EGGERSTom, VAX &amp; MIPS ArchitectureWed Nov 09 1988 19:371
    
396.5924KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowWed Nov 09 1988 19:393
    marine ->----+
    		 +-------> The Lost City of Atlantis
    goodbye ->---+
396.5925Sgt. Pepper -> Billy ShearsCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Nov 09 1988 19:391
    
396.5926(*) -> DonovanCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Nov 09 1988 19:425
    
    marine + Sgt. Pepper + The lost city of Atlantis + Billy Shears
    =
    Donovan ( A gift to a giver )
    
396.5927Donovan -=> Wear a lorryUNTADI::ODIJPElefanten springen nieWed Nov 09 1988 19:471
    John J
396.5928Wear a lorry --> frictionFLASH1::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Wed Nov 09 1988 20:147
    
    Re "yellow":
    
                        -<yellow --> craven>-
    
    which would have led to horror film titles directed by Wes Craben
    ...
396.5929friction --> fractWMOIS::B_REINKEMirabile dictuWed Nov 09 1988 20:161
    
396.5930NICLUS::PITARDBack in exile..Now at TAY2-1Wed Nov 09 1988 20:181
       
396.5931fract -> (fract)al technology KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowWed Nov 09 1988 20:181
The study of the repair of broken bones maybe ?????
396.5932ure + al technology ---> russian mountaineeringWMOIS::B_REINKEMirabile dictuWed Nov 09 1988 21:271
    
396.5933Russian mountaineering ==> "We climbed it first."EAGLE1::EGGERSTom, VAX &amp; MIPS ArchitectureWed Nov 09 1988 21:331
    
396.5934"We climbed it first." --> No you didn'tAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoWed Nov 09 1988 21:400
396.5935NICLUS::PITARDBack in exile..Now at TAY2-1Wed Nov 09 1988 21:481
       
396.5936No you didn't ==> Yes, I did!RAVEN1::MKENNEDYEschew sesquipedalianism!Wed Nov 09 1988 21:520
396.59372 * Yes, I did! ==> soliloquyRAVEN1::MKENNEDYEschew sesquipedalianism!Wed Nov 09 1988 21:550
396.5938soliloquy---> HamletWMOIS::B_REINKEMirabile dictuWed Nov 09 1988 22:131
    
396.5939NICLUS::PITARDBack in exile..Now at TAY2-1Wed Nov 09 1988 22:293
       
       
       	The misspelling is intentional ;^)
396.5940TOOK::C_PEREZThe InFAMous EightWed Nov 09 1988 22:302
                           -< Hamlet -> it ride >-

396.5941it ride ==> Ride it!EAGLE1::EGGERSTom, VAX &amp; MIPS ArchitectureWed Nov 09 1988 22:521
    
396.5942FLASH1::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Wed Nov 09 1988 22:597
    Shakesphere  -----------------+
                                  |
                                  |
                                  |
                                  |
    Ride it! ---------------------+------------> fat bronco
    
396.5943DisneylandLEZAH::BOBBITTAm I buggin ya? Dont mean t'bug yaWed Nov 09 1988 23:003
    Shakesphere---------------------Disneyland
                           |    
    Ride it!----------------
396.5944disneyland -> fat bronco -> wild, wild westLEZAH::BOBBITTAm I buggin ya? Dont mean t'bug yaWed Nov 09 1988 23:011
    
396.5945wild, wild west -> go east, old manNYSSA::BIELSKI1000 pints of LiteWed Nov 09 1988 23:031
    
396.5946go east, old man ==> Mann, HoraceEAGLE1::EGGERSTom, VAX &amp; MIPS ArchitectureWed Nov 09 1988 23:471
    
396.5947Mann, Horace -> Riding off into the sunsetKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowThu Nov 10 1988 00:101
    Man leads horse .... into ...
396.5948NICLUS::PITARDBack in exile..Now at TAY2-1Thu Nov 10 1988 00:271
       
396.5949Riding off into the sunset --> Hollywood endingFLASH1::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Thu Nov 10 1988 00:295
     Re .-1:
    
    For parallelism, it ought to have been --
     
             Sunset, off into the, riding
396.5950Hollywood ending -> and they all lived happily after everKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowThu Nov 10 1988 00:311
    
396.5951and they all lived happily after ever --> Bush and DukakisTERZA::ZANEfoxglove employeeThu Nov 10 1988 01:030
396.5952bush and dukakis -> tired outKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowThu Nov 10 1988 01:061
    Bush beat Dukakis -> Dukakis is beat -> therefore he is "tired out"
396.5953tired out -> need new treadsNYSSA::BIELSKI1000 pints of LiteThu Nov 10 1988 01:296
    
    Guess I'm in the minority & a closet lesser Rambo -
       I *liked* the Dukakis tank photo/new clips.
    
    I was talking about auto tires, under the Rambo is 
       a peacenik dying to get out.
396.5954need new treads --> tanks for the memoriesFLASH1::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Thu Nov 10 1988 01:341
    
396.5955need new treads ==> need new threadsEAGLE1::EGGERSTom, VAX &amp; MIPS ArchitectureThu Nov 10 1988 01:341
    
396.5956need new threads ==> new clothesEAGLE1::EGGERSTom, VAX &amp; MIPS ArchitectureThu Nov 10 1988 01:351
    
396.5957new clothes ==> the emperor's new clothesEAGLE1::EGGERSTom, VAX &amp; MIPS ArchitectureThu Nov 10 1988 01:361
    
396.5958emperor's new clothes ==> invisibleEAGLE1::EGGERSTom, VAX &amp; MIPS ArchitectureThu Nov 10 1988 01:371
    
396.5959invisible clothes ==> invisible manEAGLE1::EGGERSTom, VAX &amp; MIPS ArchitectureThu Nov 10 1988 01:371
    
396.5960invisible man ==> Claude RainsEAGLE1::EGGERSTom, VAX &amp; MIPS ArchitectureThu Nov 10 1988 01:401
    
396.5961Claude Rains ==> clogged drainsEAGLE1::EGGERSTom, VAX &amp; MIPS ArchitectureThu Nov 10 1988 01:461
    
396.5962RAVEN1::MKENNEDYEschew sesquipedalianism!Thu Nov 10 1988 01:465
.5954 tanks for the memories --------\
                                     \
                                     >----modern warfare     
                                    /
       invisible man --------------/
396.5963clogged drains ==> call Roto RooterEAGLE1::EGGERSTom, VAX &amp; MIPS ArchitectureThu Nov 10 1988 01:461
    
396.5964the Berlin spy tunnelEAGLE1::EGGERSTom, VAX &amp; MIPS ArchitectureThu Nov 10 1988 01:481
    modern warfare + Roto Rooter ==>
396.5965berlin spy tunnel -> teletypesKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowThu Nov 10 1988 02:071
    berlin spy tunnel -> great escape -> altmode -> teletypes
396.5966teletypes --> rotaryZFC::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoThu Nov 10 1988 02:301
     a telephone type
396.5967rotary -> Mass. confusionCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNThu Nov 10 1988 04:485
    Rotaries are to Massachusetts traffic as _______________.
    	A. food processors are to cookie dough
    	B. circus rides are to small childrens' stomachs
    	C. shakers are to dice
    	D. all of the above
396.5968mass 'fusion ==> H to HeEAGLE1::EGGERSTom, VAX &amp; MIPS ArchitectureThu Nov 10 1988 04:571
    
396.5969H to He ==> Heaven to HellEAGLE1::EGGERSOh, joy unbounded, ...Thu Nov 10 1988 09:421
    
396.5970and backEAGLE1::EGGERSOh, joy unbounded, ...Thu Nov 10 1988 09:431
    
396.5971out backEAGLE1::EGGERSOh, joy unbounded, ...Thu Nov 10 1988 09:431
    
396.5972Alice SpringsEAGLE1::EGGERSOh, joy unbounded, ...Thu Nov 10 1988 09:441
    
396.5973Hope SpringsEAGLE1::EGGERSOh, joy unbounded, ...Thu Nov 10 1988 09:441
    
396.5974hope springs ==> eternal in the human breastEAGLE1::EGGERSOh, joy unbounded, ...Thu Nov 10 1988 09:485
    Hope springs eternal in the human breast:
    Man never is, but always to be blest.
    
    			Alexander Pope
    
396.5975hope ... human ==> human needsEAGLE1::EGGERSOh, joy unbounded, ...Thu Nov 10 1988 09:555
    Human hopes and human creeds
    Have their root in human needs.
    
    			Ironquill
    
396.5976human needs ==> nature needsEAGLE1::EGGERSOh, joy unbounded, ...Thu Nov 10 1988 10:006
    Our basest beggars
    Are in the poorest thing superflous:
    Allow not the nature more than nature needs,
    Man's life is cheap as beast's.
    
    			Shakespeare, King Lear I, iv, 125
396.5977human needs + nature needs ==> human nature ==> changeEAGLE1::EGGERSOh, joy unbounded, ...Thu Nov 10 1988 10:056
    The only thing that one really knows
    about human nature is that it changes.
    Change is the one quality we can predicate on it.
    
    			Oscar Wilde,
    			The Soul of Man Under Socialism
396.5978change ==> woman changesEAGLE1::EGGERSOh, joy unbounded, ...Thu Nov 10 1988 10:103
    La donna e' mobile
    
    		Verdi, Rigoletto
396.5979woman ==> workEAGLE1::EGGERSOh, joy unbounded, ...Thu Nov 10 1988 10:134
    Man may work from sun to sun,
    But woman's work is never done.
    
    		Anon
396.5980work ==> sweet lifeEAGLE1::EGGERSOh, joy unbounded, ...Thu Nov 10 1988 10:171
    Arbeit macht das Leben Suess
396.5981sweet life ==> smooth roadEAGLE1::EGGERSOh, joy unbounded, ...Thu Nov 10 1988 10:214
    Hail, ye small, sweet courtesies of life!
    for smooth do you make the road of it.
    
    			Laurence Sterne, A Sentimental Journey
396.5982smooth road ==> rough roadEAGLE1::EGGERSOh, joy unbounded, ...Thu Nov 10 1988 10:287
    Badness you can get easily, in quantity:
    the road is smooth, and it lies close by.
    But in front of excellence the immortal gods have put sweat,
    and long and steep is the way to it, and rough at first.
    But when you come to the top, then it is easy, even though it is hard.
    
    			Hesiod, Works and Days
396.5983rough road ==> rough and weary roadEAGLE1::EGGERSOh, joy unbounded, ...Thu Nov 10 1988 10:316
    O life! thou art a galling load,
    Along a rough, a weary road,
      To wretches such as I!
    
    			Robert Burns, Despondency
    
396.5984rough and weary road ==> Cervantes rides in vainEAGLE1::EGGERSOh, joy unbounded, ...Thu Nov 10 1988 10:386
    Cervantes on his galley sets the sword back in the sheath
    (Don John on Austria rides homeward with a wreath).
    And he sees across a weary land a straggling road in Spain,
    Up which a lean and foolish knight forever rides in vain.
    
    					Chesterton
396.5985Cervantes ==> tilting windmillsEAGLE1::EGGERSOh, joy unbounded, ...Thu Nov 10 1988 10:391
    
396.5986tilting windmills ==> fighting against the windEAGLE1::EGGERSOh, joy unbounded, ...Thu Nov 10 1988 10:431
    
396.5987against the wind ==> first flightEAGLE1::EGGERSOh, joy unbounded, ...Thu Nov 10 1988 10:465
    Success/ four flights Thursday morning/ all against 21-mile wind/
    started from level with engine power alone/ average speed through
    air 31 miles/ longest 59 seconds/ inform press/ home Christmas.
    
    					Orville Wright
396.5988Shaft of LightEAGLE1::EGGERSOh, joy unbounded, ...Thu Nov 10 1988 10:506
    Wake! For the Sun who scatter'd into flight
    The Stars before him from the Field of Night,
    Drives Night along with them from Heav'n and strikes
    The Sultan's Turret with a Shaft of Light.
    
    				The Rubaiyat of Omar Khayyam
396.5989HiroshimaEAGLE1::EGGERSOh, joy unbounded, ...Thu Nov 10 1988 10:533
    Then a tremendous flash of light cut across the sky.
    
    				Hiroshima
396.5990Hiroshima ==> JapanEAGLE1::EGGERSOh, joy unbounded, ...Thu Nov 10 1988 10:531
    
396.5991Japan ==> Emperor of JapanEAGLE1::EGGERSOh, joy unbounded, ...Thu Nov 10 1988 10:541
    
396.5992MikadoEAGLE1::EGGERSOh, joy unbounded, ...Thu Nov 10 1988 10:551
    
396.5993Mikado ==> Gilbert and SullivanEAGLE1::EGGERSOh, joy unbounded, ...Thu Nov 10 1988 10:561
    
396.5994G & S Mikado ==> Let the punishment fit the crimeEAGLE1::EGGERSOh, joy unbounded, ...Thu Nov 10 1988 10:571
    
396.5995punishment and crime ==> policeEAGLE1::EGGERSOh, joy unbounded, ...Thu Nov 10 1988 11:011
    
396.5996military chorusEAGLE1::EGGERSOh, joy unbounded, ...Thu Nov 10 1988 11:031
    Gilbert & Sullivan + police ==>
396.5997military chorus ==> sailors chorusEAGLE1::EGGERSOh, joy unbounded, ...Thu Nov 10 1988 11:041
    
396.5998sailors' chorus ==> HMS PinaforeEAGLE1::EGGERSOh, joy unbounded, ...Thu Nov 10 1988 11:081
    
396.5999HMS Pinafore ==> Cox and BoxEAGLE1::EGGERSOh, joy unbounded, ...Thu Nov 10 1988 11:091
    
396.6000Cox and Box ==> boxEAGLE1::EGGERSOh, joy unbounded, ...Thu Nov 10 1988 11:122
    6000 notes later we return to the starting point. Pray to God the
    whole thing can now end!
396.6001Box -=> cleverUNTADH::ODIJPElefanten springen nieThu Nov 10 1988 13:057
    
    So who's going to enter the *next* one thousand replies ?
    
                                      
    I call it cheating .
    
    John J
396.6002Clever -=> Smart arseUNTADH::ODIJPElefanten springen nieThu Nov 10 1988 13:336
    
    *And* , *EGGERS* , you've only been around since entry 5015 .
    
    Who are you to bring a halt to this nice little note ?
    
    John J (angry)
396.6003Smart arse ==> jealousyEAGLE1::EGGERSOh, joy unbounded, ...Thu Nov 10 1988 17:203
    There are various stories concerning when the world will end such as
    the Towers of Hanoi and "All the Names of God". I wanted to find out
    whether that would work here. 
396.6004jealousy -> I don't get mad...NYSSA::BIELSKIYour ad could be hereThu Nov 10 1988 17:336
    
    Don't know when I joined in, but I'm preparing *my* miscreant
    grasp at immortality by entering about 4000 at once...want to 
    see if the world ends at 396.9999 + .0001
    
    Stan Bielski
396.6005FLASH1::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Thu Nov 10 1988 18:0020
    Nature needs --------------------------+
                                           |
                                           |
                                           |
    I don't get mad ... -------------------+---> laxitive
    
    
    With the dangling "nature needs" on the other side of .6000, the
    circle wasn't complete, anyway.
    
    perrsonal observation: in this little game, I've avoided "answering"
    my own association.  Most people who want to go here to there put
    their multiple reply in a single response, as for example:
    
       anger --->spite ---> sprite ---> elf ---> Santa ---> gifts 
    
    I believe it ought be a rule that in the future an author of a response
    in this game cannot answer him- or herself.
    
    Steve Kallis, Jr.
396.6006laxitive => verbal diahhoreaKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowThu Nov 10 1988 18:1214
     RE .6005
    
    I couldn't agree more .... said he a little ticked as he was hoping
    to make that .6000 entry! (Umble grumble mumble)

    But seriously, I do agree that answering yourself should be done
    in a single reply and you shouldn't answer yourself across consecutive
    replies .... it kinda defeats the nature of the note!
    
    stuart
    
    Ps I could almost be tempted to request that mr eggers deletes the
    relevant number of replies to take us back where we were before
    this fiasco started!
396.6007verbal diarrhea -> running off at the mouth!LEZAH::BOBBITTAm I buggin ya? Dont mean t'bug yaThu Nov 10 1988 18:161
   
396.6008running off at the mouth --> campaign oratoryFLASH1::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Thu Nov 10 1988 18:312
    
    ... shades of the past months (or is thae eons?) ...
396.6009campaign oratory ==> mental obfuscationEAGLE1::EGGERSTom, VAX &amp; MIPS architectureThu Nov 10 1988 18:354
    I suppose two people conspiring to alternate entries is also out.
    And three people. And N people. I don't think that rule will work.
    
    How about automatic entries by computer? Are they OK?
396.6010mental obfuscation --> lament obfuscationAITG::TRUMPLERTaking the 'I' out of AIThu Nov 10 1988 19:161
    
396.6011mental obfuscation -> overloaded brainIOSG::LAWMNormal service will NOT be resumed...Thu Nov 10 1988 19:233
    
    What you get after reading 2000 replies by Mr Eggers!
    
396.6012overloaded brain => *KA-BOOM*ERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Thu Nov 10 1988 19:385
    
    Just curious, does anyone want to go throguh all the replies and figure
    out who is writing the most replies?  I remember someone doing that
    once.
    
396.6013overloaded brain -> lets's unloadNYSSA::BIELSKIYour ad could be hereThu Nov 10 1988 19:4411
    
    by asking Mr Eggers to remove all but one of his multitudinous 
    replies and resubmit them as one reply.  His enthusiasm seems to
    have spoiled our collective day (I had designs on .6000, too).
    
    396.0 simply says "You can reply as often as you like."  Can we
    agree that it means "reply to someone else's reply"?  And that we
    retain the pre-Eggers flavor of the game without a lot of additional
    rules except "custom and usage"?
    
    my $00000000.02
396.6014let's unload ==> then rebootEAGLE1::EGGERSTom, VAX &amp; MIPS architectureThu Nov 10 1988 20:115
    I had my fun and won't do the same thing again: there will not again be
    two consecutive replies with my name on them. 
    
    For those of you who want to get .7000, the expected date is about
    5 January 1989 at the rate of the last 1000 postings.
396.6015bombIOSG::LAWMNormal service will NOT be resumed...Thu Nov 10 1988 20:1418
    let's unload ---> core dump ---> ammunition dump-+
    						     |
    *KA-BOOM* ---------------------------------------+---------> bomb
    								   ^
    								   |
    lament obfuscation ---> anagram ----> an' a kilogram         +-+ 
						|		 |
    						v		 |
    					       kilo ---> killer -+

    with apologies... (my first attempt at this sort of thing)
    
    Mat.
    *:o)
    
    PS   Let Tom have his 6000.  Who will be first to 6666, 6789, or
         7000?
    
396.6016bomb --> bayQUOKKA::SNYDERWherever you go, there you areThu Nov 10 1988 20:236
    I don't usually participate in this "game" but I felt the need
    to express a dissenting view.  I rather enjoyed Tom's running
    replies.
    
    Sid
396.6017then reboot => sense of conscienceKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowThu Nov 10 1988 20:256
>    I had my fun and won't do the same thing again: there will not again be
>    two consecutive replies with my name on them. 

    Can you really say, in light of the negative press thus generated,
    that you REALLY had fun ?  May your conscience haunt you for the
    rest of your days ! -)  Thanks for the future committment.
396.6018sense of conscience -=> guiltUNTADH::ODIJPYuppies smoke astro-turfThu Nov 10 1988 20:375
    
    When I realised what was going on , I stopped reading .
    
    John J
    
396.6019guilt --> boxAYOV27::ISMITHHere's one I prepared earlier.Thu Nov 10 1988 20:414
    Fear not, the count is in progress.  Results shortly.  Actually,
    I had started before someone suggested it a few back.
    
    Ian.
396.6020box -> Sugar RayCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNThu Nov 10 1988 20:533
    Is "box" really the most often occurring phase in 396?
    I've seen it about 5 times now (but then I joined in *only*
    about 3000 replies ago.
396.6021Sugar Ray --> ZorroAYOV27::ISMITHHere's one I prepared earlier.Thu Nov 10 1988 21:13197

Well people, up to around note 6000 the following 149 people have replied.
Only one nodename, probably the first they replied on, is listed.  Here
goes...


The top ten in reverse order are:


10th  with  	162    AMUSED::CIUFFINI
 9th  with  	172       VIA::RANDALL
 8th  with	173       ERIS::CONLON
 7th  with	196     AYOV27::ISMITH
 6th  with	214         ME::TRUMPLER
 5th  with	227        ZFC::DERAMO
 4th  with	261      TERZA::ZANE
 3rd  with	380      YAZOO::B_REINKE
 2nd  with	402      LEZAH::BOBBITT
 1st  with	627     MARKER::KALLIS

Following the form feed is the full listing...


Hats off to the following 'One Hit Wonder's:

	001        BMT::KABEL
	001        CLT::WIECHMANN
	001        LDP::BUSCH
	001        VIA::BINNS
	001       GOLD::OPPELT
	001       MPGS::BUSWELL
	001      43322::STRIJCKER
	001      BEING::POSTPISCHIL
	001      CSC32::S_LEDOUX
	001      CSCMA::BARRIEAU
	001      DRUID::WARD
	001      KESEY::GETSINGER
	001      MAGOO::PFC
	001      PLATA::HEINZER
	001      SMURF::BINDER
	001      WMOIS::R_BARON
	001     ATLAST::DROWN
	001     AYOV10::RBELL
	001     BISTRO::BLOMBERG
	001     BONNET::ROVELLA
	001     CALLME::MR_TOPAZ
	001     CHISPA::SYSTEM
	001     CHUCKM::MURRAY
	001     DSSDEV::ROBINSON
	001     EAYV01::JHILL
	001     ECLAIR::GOODWIN
	001     FYRCAT::NOBLE
	001     MERIDN::GILLMAN
	001     MQOS02::A_COURCHESNE
	001     NZOV01::HARDIE
	001     OURVAX::JEFFRIES
	001     RTOIC1::RSTANGE
	001     RTOISB::TINIUS
	001     STRSHP::REISS
	001     SWSNOD::SALLOWAY
	001     UBOHUB::SWANN
	
Two to ten replies...

	002        CRL::TREESE
	002       IOSG::CARLIN
	002       IOSG::VICKERS
	002      NEXUS::D_WHITE
	002      NEXUS::MORGAN
	002      OCKER::GILLARD
	002      VIDEO::OSMAN
	002     MDVAX3::BROCKUS
	002     MTBLUE::GRAZIANO_ROC
	002     QUOKKA::SNYDER
	002     USAVAX::REDICK
	002     WELSWS::MANNION
	003      SKIVT::ROGERS
	003     ARMORY::CHARBONND
	003     COMICS::DEMORGAN
	003     FSTVAX::GALLO
	003     MTADMS::DONOVAN
	003     PASTIS::MONAHAN
	003     RAINBO::LARUE
	003     REGENT::BROOMHEAD
	003     SCOMAN::DAUGHAN
	003     THE780::MEARNS
	003     TOPDOC::SLOANE
	003     ZYMRGY::LAMBERT
	004       VISA::BLAKE
	004      CURIE::GREER
	004     FURILO::MASON
	004     SYSENG::NELSON
	004     USHS01::CHANDLER2
	005      CSOA1::ROTH
	005      HYDRA::PARSONS2
	005     COPCLU::STS
	005     FABULA::DORLHIAC
	005     MARVIN::MACHIN
	005     NATASH::AIKEN
	006      COMET::LEVETT
	006      LOCLE::RATCLIFF
	006     KAOA08::CUSUP_LAPLAN
	006     RAVEN1::MKENNEDY
	006     SCRUFF::CONLIFFE
	006     WAYWRD::GORDON
	007     CLOVAX::FORNER
	008       ISTG::WARDEN
	008     HLDG03::KEW
	008     STEREO::HOWARD
	009      RICKS::PHIPPS
	010      POBOX::VANTILBURG
	010     BISTRO::WOOD

Eleven  to twenty replies...

	011        4GL::LASHER
	011        GAO::DKEATING
	011       VINO::JMUNZER
	011      JANUS::CROWLE
	011     SONATA::LANGE
	012     HSSWS1::DUANE
	015      CHEFS::LAWSONM
	015     MLNIT5::FINANCE
	015     YIPPEE::LIRON
	017     VAXWRK::SIMON
	019        CAM::MAZUR
	019       VISA::BIJAOUI
	019     ERBERT::VISSER
	020      WAGON::SWINIARSKI

Twenty one  to thirty replies...

	021      HARDY::KENAH
	024       CHIC::BELL
	024     ODIHAM::HILL
	027     MORRIS::SLABOUNTY
	028     KERNEL::TBOOKER
	029       SAHQ::LILLY
	
Thirty  to fifty replies...

	035     BISTRO::WATSON
	039     THEONE::PARSONS
	041       TOOK::C_PEREZ
	043     MISFIT::GEMMEL
	045      ESDC2::SOBOT
	045      HERON::BUCHANAN
	049       ERIS::CALLAS

Fifty one to one hundred replies...

	051     IJSAPL::ELSENAAR
	055     AKOV11::BOYAJIAN
	057       SPUD::SCHARMANN
	059     COMICS::KEY
	059     GAOV11::MAXPROG6
	059     GRNDAD::STONE
	059     RTOEU2::JPHIPPS
	062     NEARLY::GOODENOUGH
	062     RUTLND::SATOW
	064     GLIVET::RECKARD
	067     CLARID::PETERS
	070     DSSDEV::CANTOR
	074     COOKIE::DEVINE
	079      SALEM::AMARTIN
	083     EAGLE1::EGGERS
	086     REGENT::EPSTEIN
	087     HOMSIC::DUDEK
	090      HEART::KNOWLES
	091     PLDVAX::ZARLENGA
	092     UNTADI::ODIJP
	093     DECSIM::HEILMAN
	
One to two hundred replies...

	108     MLNOIS::HARBIG
	108     RDGE00::BOOTH
	112     LAMHRA::WHORLOW
	130      NYSSA::BIELSKI
	136     USSLKG::PITARD
	154       STAR::HUBER
	156      KAOFS::S_BROOK
	162     AMUSED::CIUFFINI
	172        VIA::RANDALL
	173       ERIS::CONLON
	196     AYOV27::ISMITH

The rest...

	214         ME::TRUMPLER
	227        ZFC::DERAMO
	261      TERZA::ZANE
	380      YAZOO::B_REINKE
	402      LEZAH::BOBBITT
	627     MARKER::KALLIS
	
396.6022Zorro -> Zorro + Zorro = ZorroCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Nov 10 1988 21:211
    
396.6023zorro ==> zorro**zorro = undefinedEAGLE1::EGGERSTom, VAX &amp; MIPS architectureThu Nov 10 1988 21:281
    
396.6024zorro**zorro = undefined -> try a higher powerNYSSA::BIELSKIYour ad could be hereThu Nov 10 1988 21:441
    
396.6025NICLUS::PITARDBack in exile..Now at TAY2-1Thu Nov 10 1988 21:563
       
       
       	Wow! What a lucky number!! I'm 13th!!! ;^)
396.6026nuclear power => solar powerERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Thu Nov 10 1988 22:276
    
    
    200 replies, here I come!!  On second thought 700 (to become 1st)!!!
    
    :-)  :-)  :-)
    
396.6027solar power -> electrolyteLEZAH::BOBBITTAm I buggin ya? Dont mean t'bug yaThu Nov 10 1988 22:421
    
396.6028electrolyte => No, Bud-lite!ERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Thu Nov 10 1988 22:591
    
396.6029electrolyte -> electroCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNThu Nov 10 1988 22:591
    For those not on a diet...
396.6030electro --> E&M fieldsRAVEN1::MKENNEDYEschew sesquipedalianism!Thu Nov 10 1988 23:534
Back a few:
            x
      lim  x    =   1
      x->0
396.6031E&M fields --> candy coated plain and peanutTERZA::ZANEfoxglove employeeFri Nov 11 1988 00:080
396.6032FLASH1::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Fri Nov 11 1988 02:0111
    No, Bud Lite -----------------------------------------------+
                                                                |
                                                                |
                                                                |
    candy coated plain and peanut ---> snack -------------------+
                                                                |
                                                                |
                            +--Football televiewing snack <-----+
                            |
                            |
                            +---> couch potato
396.6033couch potato --> all eyesAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoFri Nov 11 1988 02:180
396.6034all eyes ==> on the box ==> BOXEAGLE1::EGGERSTom, VAX &amp; MIPS architectureFri Nov 11 1988 02:461
    
396.6035box -> jukeCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNFri Nov 11 1988 03:585
    Does anybody know the origin of `juke'?  Let's see, there's
    `jukejoint', `to juke' as in making an evasive move while
    running with a football, and `jukebox'.  There is no real
    connection for them (except for someone who is stops at
    a jukejoint after a football game and plays a record! ;-))
396.6036juke => Hey JukeERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Fri Nov 11 1988 06:163
    
    As in the Beatle song....  :-)  :-)
    
396.6037hey juke->No DukeCHEFS::LAWSONMFinite cann't comprehend InfiniteFri Nov 11 1988 13:592
    The recent election 8-)
   
396.6038No Duke --> Napoleon winsIOSG::LAWMNormal service will NOT be resumed...Fri Nov 11 1988 14:110
396.6039Napolean wins -=> Napolean BrandyUNTADI::ODIJPYuppies smoke astro-turfFri Nov 11 1988 14:3616
    
    Sorry .6021 (ISMITH) , wonderful work , but these accounts are one
    and the same bod . Namely , me .
    
    	059     GAOV11::MAXPROG6
    	059     RTOEU2::JPHIPPS
    	092     UNTADI::ODIJP
        ---
        210
        ---
           
    I really must stay in one place .
    
    John J
    
    
396.6040* --> alcoholIOSG::LAWMNormal service will NOT be resumed...Fri Nov 11 1988 14:4015
    
    from a long way back:
    
    Bay ---> bay rum ---> alcohol
			    ^
      			    |
    Napoleon brandy --------+

    
    
    PS  Notice that note .6038 (I think) was posted at 11:11 on 11/11/88!
    
    Mat.
    *:o)
    
396.6041alcohol --> wobble waterIOSG::ROBERTSNot worrying, being happy....Fri Nov 11 1988 14:431
    
396.6042wobble water => Weebles wobble, but they don't fall downERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Fri Nov 11 1988 15:272
    
    
396.6043Weebles wobble, but they don't fall down -=> leglessUNTADI::ODIJPYuppies smoke astro-turfFri Nov 11 1988 16:333
    Sort of follows on .
    
    John J
396.6044MICLUS::PITARDBack in exile..Now at TAY2-1Fri Nov 11 1988 16:473
       
       
       	Well, there *IS* a brand of pantyhose called LEGGS!!
396.6045bare legs -> lamb's tailNYSSA::BIELSKIYour ad could be hereFri Nov 11 1988 17:1412
    
    from a kiddie dittie I once (ONLY once) recited to myself:
    
    Mary had a little lamb,
    She also had a bear.
    I've often seen her little lamb,
    But I've *never* seen her bear.
    
    Guess you had to take it on faith that she had one.
    
    Stan B.
   
396.6046lamb's tail => chicken's teethERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Fri Nov 11 1988 17:221
    
396.6047chicken's teeth --> coward's denturesFLASH1::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Fri Nov 11 1988 17:3712
    
    Re "Napoleon wins":
    
                    -<Napoleon wins --> T.H.R.U.S.H. loses>-
    
    For the younger (and possibly non-U.S./Canada set), there was a
    very popular television show of the spy (as in James Bond) genre:
    _The Man From U.N.C.L.E._.  The star of the show, Robert Vaughn,
    played one of the two heroes, Nalpoeon Solo.  The organization
    U.N.C.L.E. (standing, as I recall, for United Network Command for
    Law and Enforcement) was opposed by an equally worldwide organization,
    T.H.R.U.S.H. (whose expanded name I forget).
396.6048coward's dentures --> yellow tail (as in tuna)VAXWRK::SIMONHugs Welcome Anytime!Fri Nov 11 1988 18:121
    
396.6049(tuna) yellow tail -> scale mailLEZAH::BOBBITTE tenebris luxFri Nov 11 1988 18:181
    
396.6050scale mail => musical messageERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Fri Nov 11 1988 18:221
    
396.6051musical message --> jingle bellsIOSG::ROBERTSNot worrying, being happy....Fri Nov 11 1988 18:261
    
396.6052jingle bells -> Noel (coward)CSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Nov 11 1988 18:301
    
396.6053Noel -=> abcdefghijkmnopqrstuvwxyzUNTADI::ODIJPYuppies smoke astro-turfFri Nov 11 1988 18:361
    John J
396.6054abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz => qwertyuiop asdfghjkl zxcvbnmERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Fri Nov 11 1988 18:581
    
396.6055FLASH1::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Fri Nov 11 1988 19:555
    qwertyuiop asdfghjkl zxcvbnm ------> letters ---+
                                                    |
                                                    |
    coward -----------------------------------------+----> blackmail
    
396.6056blackmail -> overnight deliveryNYSSA::BIELSKIYour ad could be hereFri Nov 11 1988 20:083
    

    as opposed to the more expensive prime time daylight rates.
396.6057overnight delivery --> daylight robberyAYOV27::ISMITHHere's one I prepared earlier.Fri Nov 11 1988 20:181
    
396.6058overnight delivery --> GODAITG::TRUMPLERTaking the 'I' out of AIFri Nov 11 1988 20:1813
    Seen on trucks in eastern N.E. :
    
    G.O.D.
    
    Guaranteed Overnight Delivery
    
    Re "qwertyuiop", etc.
    
    -< qwretyuiop asdfghjkl zxcvbnm --> pyfgcrl aoeuidhtns qjkxbmwvz >-
    
    Reason?
    
    Dvorak keyboard...
396.6059overnight delivery --> sleep talkingIOSG::ROBERTSNot worrying, being happy....Fri Nov 11 1988 20:191
    
396.6060AYOV27::ISMITHHere's one I prepared earlier.Fri Nov 11 1988 20:203
    GOD ------------------
                           --------> Jimmy Bakker
    Daylight robbery -----
396.6061GOD --> Oh, still waiting!IOSG::ROBERTSNot worrying, being happy....Fri Nov 11 1988 20:201
    
396.6062(*) -> unfulfilled dreams of angelsCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNFri Nov 11 1988 20:579
    sleep talking -----
                       \
    Jimmy Bakker ---------> unfulfilled dreams of angels
                       /
    Oh, still waiting -

    [ there are several obvious branches from this, the fun of this
      note is to see which gets selected or if another is proposed
      that my small mind hasn't seen ]
396.6063unfulfilled...--> Castles in the airIOSG::ROBERTSNot worrying, being happy....Fri Nov 11 1988 20:593
    
    
    It had to happen.....
396.6064Castles in the air --> DisneylandDPDMAI::POGARProfessional DieterFri Nov 11 1988 21:031
    
396.6065disneyland->marylandCHEFS::LAWSONMFinite cann't comprehend InfiniteFri Nov 11 1988 21:371
    
396.6066maryland --> stateAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoFri Nov 11 1988 21:540
396.6067state -> transistorKERNEL::TBOOKERScience fiction, double featureFri Nov 11 1988 22:041
	I'm not quite sure why.
396.6068transistor --> cellFLASH1::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Fri Nov 11 1988 22:467
    
    Re .-1:
    
         >I'm not quite sure why.
        
    _Solid_ state, I suppose ...
396.6069cell --> amoebaVAXWRK::SIMONHugs Welcome Anytime!Fri Nov 11 1988 22:511
    
396.6071amoeba -> prehistoric black holeNYSSA::BIELSKIYour ad could be hereFri Nov 11 1988 23:2810
    

    my dictionary says
    
    amoeba - a one-celled animal consisting of a naked mass of protoplasm
             constantly changing in shape as it moves and engulfs food.
    
    and I thought black holes were a newly discovered phenomenon.
    
    Stan B.
396.6072NICLUS::PITARDBack in exile..Now at TAY2-1Fri Nov 11 1988 23:291
       
396.6073amoeba -> sea anemoneKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowFri Nov 11 1988 23:3016
                <<< VISA::USER:[NOTES$LIBRARY]JOYOFLEX.NOTE;1 >>>
                              -< The Joy of Lex >-
================================================================================
Note 396.6070               Word association-football               6070 of 6071
KAOFS::S_BROOK "Here today and here again tomorrow"   7 lines  11-NOV-1988 20:28
                              -< amwba - anemone >-
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

    re back quite a few ....
    
    Juke box ... apparently juke comes from the southern us, being a
    road house for drinking, singing and dancing.
    
    I understood however that it was likely from ukelele .... you try
    saying uke box.
    
396.6074wild, wooly, and wetMELEE::BIELSKIYour ad could be hereSat Nov 12 1988 02:1015
                                                                      ^
                                                                     / \
                                                                      |
	  | - -anemone    -  -  delicate whitish flower -  -  -  -  > |
amoeba - >|
	  | -prehistoric black hole -> Ronald Regans hair   -  -  - > |
 	  |
	  | - sea anemone  -  -  marine animal with a tubular body -> |


phew, this game is getting &*^&%^&*

    ...are the replies mixed up, or just me?
    
    Stan B.
396.6075TOOK::C_PEREZThe InFAMous EightSat Nov 12 1988 04:062
              -< wild, wooly, and wet -> wine, women and wong>-

396.6076THEGIZ::PITARDBack in exile..Now at TAY2-1Sat Nov 12 1988 06:131
       
396.6077Drink, maids, and incorrect => and be merry, for tommorow we dieERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Sat Nov 12 1988 08:161
    
396.6078be merry -> don't worryCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNSun Nov 13 1988 02:371
    
396.6079THEGIZ::PITARDBack in exile..Now at TAY2-1Sun Nov 13 1988 05:383
       
       
       	Sorry! Couldn't resist!
396.6080Be happy!! => Do I have to?ERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Sun Nov 13 1988 05:501
    
396.6081MICLUS::PITARDBack in exile..Now at TAY2-1Sun Nov 13 1988 05:531
       
396.6082Keep saying "I love my job" and you will --> litanyTERZA::ZANEfoxglove employeeSun Nov 13 1988 22:490
396.6083litany ==> Lit any?EAGLE1::EGGERSTom, VAX &amp; MIPS architectureSun Nov 13 1988 22:531
    
396.6084MICLUS::PITARDBack in exile..Now at TAY2-1Sun Nov 13 1988 23:001
       
396.6085good ones lately --> Latter Day SaintsLAMHRA::WHORLOWPrussiking up the rope of life!Mon Nov 14 1988 02:461
    
396.6086Latter Day Saints ==> Diet of WormsEAGLE1::EGGERSTom, VAX &amp; MIPS architectureMon Nov 14 1988 03:377
    I know that my redeemer liveth, and
    that he shall stand at the latter day upon the earth:
    
    And though, after my skin, worms destroy this body,
    yet in my flesh shall I see God.
    
    				Job, 19:25-26
396.6087Diet of Worms => New fad diet?ERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Mon Nov 14 1988 03:421
    
396.6088NICLUS::PITARDBack in exile..Now at TAY2-1Mon Nov 14 1988 16:111
       
396.6089see-food diet => smell-food diet :-)ERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Mon Nov 14 1988 16:411
    
396.6090smell-food diet -=> odour eatersIOSG::ROBERTSNot worrying, being happy....Mon Nov 14 1988 17:501
    
396.6091odour eaters -> eau de readersLEZAH::BOBBITTE tenebris luxMon Nov 14 1988 17:521
    
396.6092eau de readers => I kant reed yoor replie! ;-)ERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Mon Nov 14 1988 17:564
    
    Drat, you blew my attempt at the record for the most leap-frog
    replies!!!   :-)
    
396.6093I kant reed yoor replie! -> NETWORK PARTNER EXCITED!NYSSA::BIELSKIYour ad could be hereMon Nov 14 1988 18:105
    
    not original with me, not the first time a 
    blooming writer has plagerized.
    
    Stan B.
396.6094NETWORK PARTNER EXCITED! -> Risque NetCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Mon Nov 14 1988 18:121
    
396.6095Risque Net ==> Strippers garbTHEGIZ::PITARDBack in exile..Now at TAY2-1Mon Nov 14 1988 18:220
396.6096Risque Net => Stripper's garb => JoyOfSexERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Mon Nov 14 1988 18:265
    
    'Sorry about that Cheif!!!'
    
    			Agent 86
    
396.6097JoyOfSex --> gender gap closedFLASH1::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Mon Nov 14 1988 18:408
    
    Re "risque net" -- a lovely little oneliner on contemporary standards: 
    
    A teenage girl was given a book to read by her father, who recalled
    that it was rather spicy when he read it as a youth.  The girl started
    reading it and looked up, saying,
    
    Dad, what the f*** is `risque'?" 
396.6098gender gap closed -> will reopen after alterationsCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Mon Nov 14 1988 19:281
    
396.6099will reopen after alterations -=> do not open before ChristmasUNTADI::ODIJPYuppies smoke astro-turfMon Nov 14 1988 19:361
    John J
396.6100do not open before X-mas -> wrap it up, I'll take itLEZAH::BOBBITTrecursive fingerpointing ensued...Mon Nov 14 1988 19:521
    
396.6101wrap it up, I'll take it ==> Don't forget the ribbonTHEGIZ::PITARDBack in exile..Now at TAY2-1Mon Nov 14 1988 20:260
396.6102Don't forget the ribbon -> no way; humor is my forteNYSSA::BIELSKIYour ad could be hereMon Nov 14 1988 20:301
    
396.6103no way; humor is my forte --> Forte CourageFLASH1::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Mon Nov 14 1988 20:372
    
    see, there was this old television show, _F Troop_ ...
396.6104Forte Courage ==> the Fort of the Cowardly LionTHEGIZ::PITARDBack in exile..Now at TAY2-1Mon Nov 14 1988 20:430
396.6105the Fort of the Cowardly Lion -=> the Cowardly Lion Fought ?UNTADI::ODIJPYuppies smoke astro-turfMon Nov 14 1988 20:522
    John J
    
396.6106the Cowardly Lion Fought? ==> Yes, he fought for CourageTHEGIZ::PITARDBack in exile..Now at TAY2-1Mon Nov 14 1988 21:221
 
396.6107Yes, he fought for Courage -=> musta been in the Three CrownsUNTADI::ODIJPYuppies smoke astro-turfMon Nov 14 1988 21:285
    Mine's a pint !
    
    John J
    
396.6108musta been in the Three Crowns -> no, CamelotCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Mon Nov 14 1988 21:351
    
396.6109... Three Crowns ==> crowns and pounds and guineasEAGLE1::EGGERSTom, VAX &amp; MIPS architectureMon Nov 14 1988 21:388
    When I was one-and-twenty
      I heard a wise man say,
    "Give crowns and pounds and guineas
      But not your heart away;"
    
    
    At the rate of the last 100 replies, .7000 will arrive on Christmas
    Day.
396.6110crowns and pounds and guineas ==> royalty and mass and pigsTHEGIZ::PITARDBack in exile..Now at TAY2-1Mon Nov 14 1988 23:420
396.6111(*) -> used camel lotCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNMon Nov 14 1988 23:4515
    Camelot -> camel lot -------------------------------\
    crowns & pounds & guineas -> small amount of money ---\
                                                          |
                                                          /
        /-------------------------------------------------
        |
        \----------------------------------------------------\
                                                             |
    /--------------------------------------------------------/
    |
    \------------------------------------------------------------\
                                                                 |
  /--------------------------------------------------------------/
  |
  \--> so if you want a camel for not much money, you go to a ...    
396.6112used came ('l) lot ---> new came a littleWMOIS::B_REINKEMirabile dictuTue Nov 15 1988 01:511
    
396.6113new came a little ---> tiny bundle of joyLAMHRA::WHORLOWPrussiking up the rope of life!Tue Nov 15 1988 02:061
    
396.6114tiny bundle of joy --> radioactive babyAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoTue Nov 15 1988 02:511
     A glowing addition to the nuclear family.
396.6115radioactive baby --> E.T.TERZA::ZANEfoxglove employeeTue Nov 15 1988 03:500
396.6116MICLUS::PITARDBack in exile..Now at TAY2-1Tue Nov 15 1988 04:143
       
       
       	Sorry, I couldn't resist!
396.6117Phone Home => After HoursERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Tue Nov 15 1988 05:181
    
396.6118After Hours ==> Children's HourEAGLE1::EGGERSTom, VAX &amp; MIPS architectureTue Nov 15 1988 08:356
    Between the dark and the daylight,
    When the night is beginning to lower,
    Comes a pause in the day's occupations,
    That is known as the Children's Hour.
    
    			Longfellow
396.6119Children's Hour --> Uncle MacLAMHRA::WHORLOWPrussiking up the rope of life!Tue Nov 15 1988 11:0611
    
    
    For the _really_ old ones amongst us (in the UQ)
    
    Derek McCulloch
    
    djw
    
    
    
    United Queendom = UQ (There hasn't been a King for ages...
396.6120Uncle mac -=> Mr. BigIOSG::ROBERTSNot worrying, being happy....Tue Nov 15 1988 12:511
    
396.6121Mr. Big -=> Mrs. Big and little BigUNTADI::ODIJPYuppies smoke astro-turfTue Nov 15 1988 13:004
    ?
    
    John J
    
396.6122Mrs. Big & little Big -=> Lost in the ThatchIOSG::ROBERTSNot worrying, being happy....Tue Nov 15 1988 15:2610
    
    
    
    
    
    For all UK viewers.... Mrs. Big = Mrs Thatcher
    			   Little Big = Mark Thatcher, her *son*
    					who has a tendency to drive
    					his rally car every which way
    					but right!
396.6123Lost in the Thatch --> Up in the roofWMOIS::B_REINKEMirabile dictuTue Nov 15 1988 15:321
    
396.6124Up in the roof => Santa Claus!!!ERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Tue Nov 15 1988 15:501
    
396.6125Santa Claus -=> Lumpy stockings!IOSG::ROBERTSNot worrying, being happy....Tue Nov 15 1988 15:531
    
396.6126Lumpy stockings! => Did you get a lump of coal again this year?ERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Tue Nov 15 1988 16:143
    
    :-)  :-)  :-)  :-)  :-)  :-)  :-)  :-)  :-)  :-)  :-)
    
396.6127Did you get a lump of coal again this year? ==> no, I got a BOXTHEGIZ::PITARDBack in exile..Now at TAY2-1Tue Nov 15 1988 16:222
There's that word again!!
396.6128Did you get a lump of coal... -=> A miner upset!IOSG::ROBERTSNot worrying, being happy....Tue Nov 15 1988 16:241
    
396.6129UNTADI::ODIJPYuppies smoke astro-turfTue Nov 15 1988 17:137
    
    -< A miner upset!-------cave-in---|
                                      |--------dead and buried >-
    -< No, I got a BOX------coffin----|
    
                                     
    John J
396.6130dead and burried ==> six feet underTHEGIZ::PITARDBack in exile..Now at TAY2-1Tue Nov 15 1988 17:330
396.6131six feet under -> three's a crowdMELEE::BIELSKIYour ad could be hereTue Nov 15 1988 17:373
    

    guess I'm still old fashioned.
396.6132three's a crowd -=> three's a fantasyUNTADI::ODIJPYuppies smoke astro-turfTue Nov 15 1988 17:423
    I'm not !
    
    John J
396.6133three's a fantasy -=> Visions in blueIOSG::ROBERTSNot worrying, being happy....Tue Nov 15 1988 17:461
    
396.6134three's a fantasy --> four's a calamity!FLASH1::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Tue Nov 15 1988 17:461
    
396.6135NICLUS::PITARDBack in exile..Now at TAY2-1Tue Nov 15 1988 17:491
       
396.6136----=> mounted policewomenIOSG::ROBERTSNot worrying, being happy....Tue Nov 15 1988 17:493
    four's a calamity ------|
                             ----- Mounted Policewomen
    Visions in Blue --------|
396.6137Mounted policewoman->Female sheriffCHEFS::LAWSONMFinite cann't comprehend InfiniteTue Nov 15 1988 18:051
    
396.6138female, sheriff -> male, heriffLEZAH::BOBBITTrecursive fingerpointing ensued...Tue Nov 15 1988 18:221
    
396.6139male, heriff => me Riff Raff, you MagenterERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Tue Nov 15 1988 18:261
    
396.6140Exotically commonIOSG::ROBERTSNot worrying, being happy....Tue Nov 15 1988 18:533
    me Riff Raff, you Magenter
          |             |---------- exotic ------> Exotically common
          |------ common -------------------|
396.6141exotically common --> oxymoronFLASH1::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Tue Nov 15 1988 19:051
    
396.6142oxymoron --> nitrogeniusAITG::TRUMPLERTaking the 'I' out of AITue Nov 15 1988 19:090
396.6143nitrogenius ==> NobelEAGLE1::EGGERSTom, VAX &amp; MIPS architectureTue Nov 15 1988 19:121
    
396.6144Nobel -=> No ballUNTADI::ODIJPYuppies smoke astro-turfTue Nov 15 1988 19:233
    Not much of a party .
    
    John J
396.6145No ball => celibateHSSWS1::GREGMalice AforethoughtTue Nov 15 1988 19:271
    
396.6146NICLUS::PITARDBack in exile..Now at TAY2-1Tue Nov 15 1988 20:431
       
396.6147Celebrate, dance to the music -> Gene KrupaMELEE::BIELSKIYour ad could be hereTue Nov 15 1988 21:024
    
    the only drummer I know by name, other than Ringo.
    
    Ever try dancing to Spike Jones????
396.6148Gene Krupa --> Fearless FosdickVAXWRK::SIMONHugs Welcome Anytime!Tue Nov 15 1988 21:492
    
    Gene Krupa should be the name of a cartoon character.
396.6149Fearless Fosdick -=> Flip FlopIOSG::ROBERTSNot worrying, being happy....Tue Nov 15 1988 22:071
    
396.6150flip flop -> inverterCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNTue Nov 15 1988 22:121
    
396.6151flip Flop --> Flip-ChipFLASH1::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Tue Nov 15 1988 22:1611
    
    One of the few _registered_ trademarks of Digital.
    
    For relative newcomers, when Digital started making computers and
    circuit cards (what we, nearly alone in the electronics industry,
    call "modules"), they were fairly large, metal-edged jobs called
    "system modules."  Along around the time of the PDP-6 (Digital's
    first mainframe-class computer), a newer, less massive module was
    developed, having no metal edges, but a plastic handle.  These were
    called "Flip-Chip" modules; the name, as noted, being trademarked.
    Flip-chip modules were used in many subsequent computers.
396.6152NICLUS::PITARDBack in exile..Now at TAY2-1Tue Nov 15 1988 22:491
       
396.6153See Chip Flip! -> his program *almost* worksMELEE::BIELSKIYour ad could be hereTue Nov 15 1988 23:012
    
    Now we're a software company, right?
396.6154his program almost works ==> last bugEAGLE1::EGGERSTom, VAX &amp; MIPS architectureTue Nov 15 1988 23:221
    
396.6155last bug -> cockroachCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Nov 15 1988 23:401
    
396.6156a flippin' delicacyMELEE::BIELSKIGotta code in m' nodeTue Nov 15 1988 23:524
                                    ^
    inverter - - > spatula - >      |
                              | - - |
    cockroach  - - - - - - - >
396.6157a flippin' delicacy -> crepeCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNTue Nov 15 1988 23:561
    
396.6158crepe --> funeralFLASH1::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Wed Nov 16 1988 00:305
    
    What do you call thin dessert pancakes made with spoiled wine instead
    of brandy?
    
    Sour crepes...
396.6159funeral --> parlorTERZA::ZANEfoxglove employeeWed Nov 16 1988 00:394

   I wouldn't be caught dead in one of those places.

396.6160parlor -> vu Francie?COOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNWed Nov 16 1988 00:541
    
396.6161vu Francie? --> Me Jane!VAXWRK::SIMONHugs Welcome Anytime!Wed Nov 16 1988 01:001
    
396.6162Me Jane! --> MigraineFLASH1::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Wed Nov 16 1988 01:332
    
    Not tonight ...
396.6163Migrane -> ...but I'm still Fonda youMELEE::BIELSKIGotta code in m' nodeWed Nov 16 1988 01:411
    
396.6164...but I'm still Fonda you ==> HenryTHEGIZ::PITARDBack in exile..Now at TAY2-1Wed Nov 16 1988 01:590
396.6165Henry --> Minnie BannisterLAMHRA::WHORLOWPrussiking up the rope of life!Wed Nov 16 1988 02:303
    
    
    from the Goons...
396.6166Minnie Bannister -> Minnie PearlCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNWed Nov 16 1988 04:242
    from the show that replaced Smothers Brothers...
    
396.6167Minnie Pearl => Cast before swineHSSWS1::GREGMalice AforethoughtWed Nov 16 1988 07:161
    
396.6168cast before swine ---->slop bucketLAMHRA::WHORLOWPrussiking up the rope of life!Wed Nov 16 1988 09:481
    
396.6169slop bucket => cafeteria foodERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Wed Nov 16 1988 11:361
    
396.6170cafeteria food -=> scents of humourIOSG::ROBERTSNot worrying, being happy....Wed Nov 16 1988 12:341
    
396.6171scents of Humour->sense of honourRDGE21::LAWSONMFinite cann't comprehend InfiniteWed Nov 16 1988 13:411
    
396.6172sense of honour => touch of colourERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Wed Nov 16 1988 16:041
    
396.6173touch of colour -=> green fingersIOSG::ROBERTSNot worrying, being happy....Wed Nov 16 1988 16:291
    
396.6174green fingers => blue feelingsERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Wed Nov 16 1988 16:301
    
396.6175Blue feelings->Stan GetzDEMOS1::LAWSONMFinite cann't comprehend InfiniteWed Nov 16 1988 17:101
    as in Blues/jazz musician
396.6176Stan Getz -> going eventuallyMELEE::BIELSKIGotta code in m' nodeWed Nov 16 1988 17:185
    

    self-inflicted humor.
    
    Stan B.
396.6177going eventually->friendly flat alleyDEMOS1::LAWSONMFinite cann't comprehend InfiniteWed Nov 16 1988 17:361
    
396.6178friendly flat alley -> catLEZAH::BOBBITTrecursive fingerpointing ensued...Wed Nov 16 1988 19:042
    sorry....
    
396.6179cat -=> brain damageIOSG::ROBERTSNot worrying, being happy....Wed Nov 16 1988 19:071
    
396.6180brain damage -> cell(f) destructionCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Nov 16 1988 19:161
    
396.6181cell(f) destruction -> jailbreakMELEE::BIELSKIGotta code in m' nodeWed Nov 16 1988 19:303
    

    or cell(f) destruction -> my Auntie Matter
396.6182jailbreak -> exercise yardEGAV01::DKEATINGRoamin' Cadillac Church SAVESWed Nov 16 1988 20:271
    
396.6183exercise yard ==> push-up palaceTHEGIZ::PITARDBack in exile..Now at TAY2-1Wed Nov 16 1988 20:290
396.6184push-up palace --> or it fall downFLASH1::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Wed Nov 16 1988 20:427
    
    Re "Minnie Pearl":
    
                        -<Minnie Pearl --> Micro Diamond>-
    
    For equivalent value ...                    
    
396.6185or it fall down -> justa got offa da boatCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Nov 16 1988 20:491
    
396.6186justa got offa da boat => Was this trip really necessary?ERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Wed Nov 16 1988 20:531
    
396.6187Was this trip really necessary? --> Business or pleasure?TERZA::ZANEfoxglove employeeWed Nov 16 1988 21:070
396.6188Business or pleasure? => It's been a business doing pleasure with you. :-)ERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Wed Nov 16 1988 21:231
    
396.6189It's been a business doing pleasure wit -> chaMELEE::BIELSKIGotta code in m' nodeWed Nov 16 1988 22:102

    brevity is the sole of wit.
396.6190cha -> ttanoogaLEZAH::BOBBITTrecursive fingerpointing ensued...Wed Nov 16 1988 22:371
    
396.6191FLASH1::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Wed Nov 16 1988 23:2014
    ttanooga ---> tta.noo.ga
                   |   |   |
     +-------------+   |   +---> ghaa ---+
     |                 |                 |
     V                 V                 V
    ta -ta            new             nausea
     |                 |                 |
     V                 V                 +---->seasickness --+
    goodbye -------> fresh ------+                           |
                                 |                           |
                                 V                           |
                             impudent farewell               |
                                 |                           |
                                 +---------> unease <--------+
396.6192unease -> arrestCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNWed Nov 16 1988 23:501
    unease -> un ease (pardon my French ;-) -> a rest -> arrest
396.6193arrest => you're busted!ERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Thu Nov 17 1988 00:131
    
396.6194you're busted => full figuredHSSWS1::GREGMalice AforethoughtThu Nov 17 1988 00:291
    
396.6195you're busted! ==> you have no money!THEGIZ::PITARDBack in exile..Now at TAY2-1Thu Nov 17 1988 00:300
396.6196full + ..no money -> propositionCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Nov 17 1988 00:427
     full figured + you have no money = ... from the Beatle's 
    
     you never give me your money,
     you only send me your invitations 
     etc...

    
396.6197proposition --> theoremFLASH1::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Thu Nov 17 1988 00:591
    
396.6198theorem -> qedMELEE::BIELSKIGotta code in m' nodeThu Nov 17 1988 01:354

    Q.E.D., which was to be demonstrated.
    
    (quod erat demonstrandum, for you bilinguals)
396.6199qed => provenHSSWS1::GREGMalice AforethoughtThu Nov 17 1988 01:361
    
396.6201tested -> tastedCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Nov 17 1988 01:591
    
396.6202tasted ==> and diedEAGLE1::EGGERSTom, VAX &amp; MIPS architectureThu Nov 17 1988 02:034
    I deleted .6200 by mistake. It said  "proven ==> tested"
    
    At the rate of the last 200 replies, .7000 will be posted
    on 13 December. Things are getting faster.
396.6203died >--> put in a boxCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNThu Nov 17 1988 02:211
    
396.6204put in a box --> JackAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoThu Nov 17 1988 02:260
396.6205Jack => Of All TradesHSSWS1::GREGMalice AforethoughtThu Nov 17 1988 02:571
    
396.6206all-rounderLAMHRA::WHORLOWPrussiking up the rope of life!Thu Nov 17 1988 03:127
    
    
    
    Q.E.D. ----> Quite Easily Done  \_____All rounder
                                     /
                                    /
    Jack --- > of all trades-------/
396.6207All-rounder --> satellitesHSSWS1::GREGMalice AforethoughtThu Nov 17 1988 04:515
    
    
    	All ---------------------------------\
    					      >----> satellites
    	rounder ----> one who makes rounds---/
396.6208satellites ==> saddle lightsEAGLE1::EGGERSTom, VAX &amp; MIPS architectureThu Nov 17 1988 08:551
    What does a horse need on a highway?
396.6209saddle lights --> pommelTERZA::ZANEfoxglove employeeThu Nov 17 1988 10:023
saddle horn -- beep!

396.6210pommel --> ExcaliburHSSWS1::GREGMalice AforethoughtThu Nov 17 1988 10:578
    
    saddle--------+
    		  |
    lights------->+----->horn----->car--------\
    			  |		       \
    			  |			>---> Excalibur
    			  v		       /
    			pommel---->sword------/
396.6211Excalibur --> Putney, 16AYOV27::ISMITHHere's one I prepared earlier.Thu Nov 17 1988 11:581
    
396.6212Putney, 16 : Waterloo 32CHEFS::LAWSONMFinite cann't comprehend InfiniteThu Nov 17 1988 13:403
    
    
        as in a Rugby union football score
396.6213Waterloo 32 -=> arriving on platform 3UNTADI::ODIJPYuppies smoke astro-turfThu Nov 17 1988 14:452
    John J
    
396.6214Arriving on Platform 3 -> The late TrainBISTRO::WOODVBO - Where the grass IS greener!Thu Nov 17 1988 17:110
396.6215The late train --> The Midnight ExpressHSSWS1::GREGMalice AforethoughtThu Nov 17 1988 17:131
    
396.6216The Midnight Express -> The (dis)Orient LocalMELEE::BIELSKIGotta code in m' nodeThu Nov 17 1988 17:235

    
    Railroads aren't what they used to be.
    
    If you enjoy music, take the 'A' train.
396.6217The (dis)Orient Local --> hallucinagenFLASH1::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Thu Nov 17 1988 17:476
    
    Re "Jack":
    
                          -<Jack --> Bread>-
                            
    "Jack," as "bread" is slang for money.
396.6218hallucinagen --> mirageVAXWRK::SIMONHugs Welcome Anytime!Thu Nov 17 1988 17:561
    
396.6219mirage -=> jetUNTADI::ODIJPYuppies smoke astro-turfThu Nov 17 1988 18:461
    John J
396.6220jet -=> sonsLANDO::BILAFERWho.......Me?Thu Nov 17 1988 18:553
    
    Keith B
396.6221sons ==> daughtersTHEGIZ::PITARDBack in exile..Now at TAY2-1Thu Nov 17 1988 19:080
396.6222sons --> daughters --> b-treeTERZA::ZANEfoxglove employeeThu Nov 17 1988 19:370
396.6223b-tree -> butt, also b-niceMELEE::BIELSKIGotta code in m' nodeThu Nov 17 1988 19:461
    
396.6224b-nice -> do be a dobeeLEZAH::BOBBITTrecursive fingerpointing ensued...Thu Nov 17 1988 20:232
    don't b-sharp, don't b-flat, just b-natural!
    
396.6225do be a dobee --> Frank SinatraAYOV27::ISMITHHere's one I prepared earlier.Thu Nov 17 1988 20:311
    
396.6226be a dobee ==> Scooby Dooby DooTHEGIZ::PITARDBack in exile..Now at TAY2-1Thu Nov 17 1988 20:320
396.6227FLASH1::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Thu Nov 17 1988 20:406
    Scooby Dooby Do --------+
                            |
                            |
                            |
    Frank Sinatra ----------+------>recording
    
396.6228who, me?MELEE::BIELSKIGotta code in m' nodeThu Nov 17 1988 21:1521
		     recording
			 |
	  +--------------+----------------+
	  |		 |		  |
	(rec)  		(or)   		(ding)
	  |		 |		  |
	record 		option 		parity error
	  |		 |		  |
	database	else		garbage
	  |		 |		  |
	information	choice		unappetizing
	  |		 |		  |
	  +--------------+----------------+
			 |
			\ /
			 V
	don't confuse me with facts, my mind's made up.


			...comedian Red Skelton
396.6229who, me? --> no, you?AITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoThu Nov 17 1988 21:370
396.6230who,me? -> Miss PiggyCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Nov 17 1988 21:371
    
396.6231MIss Piggy ==> Mr. KermitTHEGIZ::PITARDBack in exile..Now at TAY2-1Thu Nov 17 1988 21:590
396.6232Mr. Kermit -> Mr. MicrophoneCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNThu Nov 17 1988 22:042
    Amaze your friends!  Annoy your neighbors!
    Now from Ronco, it's ...
396.6233Mr. Microphone ==> That's Mr. M. Phone To YOU!!!THEGIZ::PITARDBack in exile..Now at TAY2-1Thu Nov 17 1988 22:250
396.6234FLASH1::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Thu Nov 17 1988 22:509
    That's Mr. M. Phone to YOU!!! -------------------------+
                                                           |
                                                           |
    My mind's made up. Don't confuse me with the facts ----+
                                                           |
                                                           |
                                                           +--> thoughtless
    
    
396.6235thoughtless ==> Bubble-headed Bleach BlondeTHEGIZ::PITARDBack in exile..Now at TAY2-1Thu Nov 17 1988 22:530
396.6236Bubble-headed Bleach Blonde -> ditzGNUVAX::BOBBITTrecursive fingerpointing ensued...Thu Nov 17 1988 23:175
    She's not a dumb blonde...I know she dies her hair
    
    (from the song Airhead, by Thomas Dolby, off his new album "Aliens
     Ate My Buick")
    
396.6237ditz --> diggerHSSWS1::GREGMalice AforethoughtFri Nov 18 1988 00:272
    As said by a hair-lipped prisoner by the roadside when asked what
    	he does.
396.6238digger -> Haight-AshburyCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Nov 18 1988 01:051
    
396.6239Haight-Ashbury --> Love-InFLASH1::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Fri Nov 18 1988 01:304
    
    Re "digger":
    
                          -<digger --> fair dinkum>-
396.6240Love-in ==> Hate-outTHEGIZ::PITARDBack in exile..Now at TAY2-1Fri Nov 18 1988 01:340
396.6241Hate-out -> houses in winterMELEE::BIELSKIGotta code in m' nodeFri Nov 18 1988 01:544
    

    
    I can almost remember using one.
396.6242houses in winter --> White housesLAMHRA::WHORLOWPrussiking up the rope of life!Fri Nov 18 1988 02:007
    
    
    Will the US wake up one day in January and realise it's all bright-eyed
    and Bushy-Quayled?
    
    djw
    
396.6243White houses --> Red villagesTERZA::ZANEfoxglove employeeFri Nov 18 1988 02:190
396.6244red villages --> EstoniaHSSWS1::GREGMalice AforethoughtFri Nov 18 1988 04:291
    
396.6245 Estonia ..->..voice I don't like GIDDAY::PARSONSSo many notes, so little time.....Fri Nov 18 1988 07:271
    
396.6246voice I don't like --> Lord HawHawLAMHRA::WHORLOWPrussiking up the rope of life!Fri Nov 18 1988 08:101
    
396.6247Lord HawHaw --> Slim WhitmanHSSWS1::GREGMalice AforethoughtFri Nov 18 1988 09:241
    
396.6248Slim Whitman -> Fats WallerMELEE::BIELSKIGotta code in m' nodeFri Nov 18 1988 17:226


     according to UU note 114.50, his "words of inspiration" were
    
	"One never knows, do one?"
    
396.6249Fats Waller --> thins swimFLASH1::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Fri Nov 18 1988 17:593
    
    Re "Lord HawHaw":  You mean there's another old codger out there
    who _remembers_ him?!?
396.6250thins swim ==> crackers in waterTHEGIZ::PITARDBack in exile..Now at TAY2-1Fri Nov 18 1988 18:480
396.6251crackers in water --> DucksVAXWRK::SIMONHugs Welcome Anytime!Fri Nov 18 1988 18:524
    
    What do you get when you put carbonated water in a duck pond?
    
    Soda Quackers!!!
396.6252DELNI::PITARDOH NO! Not another day!!!Fri Nov 18 1988 19:008
       
       
       	Just figured this out:
       
       		reply # 7000 will come on (are we ready??)
       
       		4-Dec-1988:10:00 VISA time.
       
396.6253Quacks --> Bogus medicsFLASH1::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Fri Nov 18 1988 19:383
    
    The lawyer, visiting a farm, said he was insulted by the baby chicks.
    As her passed, they said, "Cheep, cheep, cheep."
396.6254Bogus medics -=> Dr. CrippinIOSG::ROBERTSNot worrying, being happy....Fri Nov 18 1988 19:421
    
396.6255Dr. Crippin -> Dr. WHO ???NYSSA::BIELSKIGotta code in m' nodeFri Nov 18 1988 20:095

    
    ...the System Manager was also a Dr. Who fan at the time
    this node was named, or maybe of his travelling companions.
    
396.6256Dr. WHO ??? --> sonic screwdriverAYOV27::ISMITHHere's one I prepared earlier.Fri Nov 18 1988 20:101
    
396.6257MICLUS::PITARDBack in exile..Now at TAY2-1Fri Nov 18 1988 20:311
       
396.6258DoomsDay 2000 -> football roster slightly over quotaMELEE::BIELSKIGotta code in m' nodeFri Nov 18 1988 20:351
    
396.6259football... -> pigskin personnel pluralsCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Nov 18 1988 21:351
 
396.6260pigskin personnel plurals -> oval-leather overloadLEZAH::BOBBITTrecursive fingerpointing ensued...Fri Nov 18 1988 22:371
    
396.6261oval-leather overload -> fatted calf on a skateboardMELEE::BIELSKIGotta code in m' nodeFri Nov 18 1988 22:423

    
    tgif
396.6262CUPMK::SLOANETempus is fugitingFri Nov 18 1988 22:446
    -< pigskin personnel plurals -> peripatetic performers perpetually
    peramabulating pugnaciously >-
    
    (It's too long to fit on the title line.)
    
    
396.6263p ^ 5 -> circus folksCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNFri Nov 18 1988 23:321
    
396.6264circus folks --> General Tom ThumbWAGON::SWINIARSKINANcy--*NANSKI*--SwiniarSKISat Nov 19 1988 01:251
    
396.6265General Tom Thumb -> hand picks troopsCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Sat Nov 19 1988 01:511
    
396.6266hand picks troops --> finger picks noseAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoSat Nov 19 1988 02:060
396.6267hand picks troops -> tin soldiersCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNSat Nov 19 1988 02:091
    How do you get to stand still while you tin them?
396.6268tin soldiers --> Nutcracker SuiteTERZA::ZANEfoxglove employeeSat Nov 19 1988 09:173
   'tis the season...

396.6269Nutcracker Suite --> Ball-Busters On ParadeHSSWS1::GREGMalice AforethoughtSat Nov 19 1988 16:551
    A la "Carnal Knowledge"
396.6270Ball-Busters on Parade --> Police Academy marchpastLAMHRA::WHORLOWPrussiking up the rope of life!Sun Nov 20 1988 08:511
    
396.6271Police Academy marchpast --> Hitler Youth on HoofHSSWS1::GREGMalice AforethoughtSun Nov 20 1988 18:221
    
396.6272Hitler Youth on Hoof --> Non-kosher meatCLT::LASHERWorking...Mon Nov 21 1988 06:290
396.6273Non-kosher meat --> Smoked hamHSSWS1::GREGMalice AforethoughtMon Nov 21 1988 07:173
    Smoked in gas-fueled ovens.
    
    - Greg
396.6274Green BogiesLAMHRA::WHORLOWPrussiking up the rope of life!Mon Nov 21 1988 10:1112
    
    
    re -.1 thats a bit near the knuckle??
    
    
    re -.a few   
    Smoked Ham -- Unsmoked Ham --- green Bacon ----      
                                                   \
    Pick ones nose---------------------------------->--------->Green bogies
                                                   /
                                                  /
    police Academy ---->Bogey men----------------/
396.6275green-bogies->New recruitsCHEFS::LAWSONMFinite cann't comprehend InfiniteMon Nov 21 1988 13:411
396.6276New recruits -=> cannon fodderUNTADI::ODIJPYuppies smoke astro-turfMon Nov 21 1988 15:401
    John J
396.6277cannon fodder --> canon fodder --> bread and wineIOSG::LAWMExit functionality---enter functionMon Nov 21 1988 15:471
    
396.6278bread and wine -=> ridiculous payriseIOSG::ROBERTSNot worrying, being happy....Mon Nov 21 1988 16:021
    
396.6279rediculous payraise ==> funny moneyTHEGIZ::PITARDBack in exile..Now at TAY2-1Mon Nov 21 1988 16:590
396.6280funny money -=> monopolyUNTADI::ODIJPYuppies smoke astro-turfMon Nov 21 1988 17:051
    John J
396.6281monopoly -=> lonely parrotIOSG::ROBERTSNot worrying, being happy....Mon Nov 21 1988 17:081
    
396.6282lonely parrot->single squarkCHEFS::LAWSONMFinite cann't comprehend InfiniteMon Nov 21 1988 17:493
    
    
  
396.6283lonely parrot -> Dan QuayleMELEE::BIELSKIGotta code in m' nodeMon Nov 21 1988 17:504

    
    hmmm, maybe I *do* have a future in politics.
    
396.6284FLASH1::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Mon Nov 21 1988 18:1214
    Single squark ----->singularity, quark
                              |        |
     +---- black hole <-------+        +----->microparticle ---+
     |                                                         |
     |                                                         |
     +--->astrophysics ------> physics <---- particle physics -+
                                 |
                                 |
                                 |
     Dan Quayle --+              |
                  |              |
                  |              +---------------+
                  V                              |
      Finished Running --------------------------+--->static [not dynamic]
396.6285static [not dynamic] -> embarassing wrinklesCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Mon Nov 21 1988 18:351
   
396.6286static (not dynamic) -> tableauLEZAH::BOBBITTrecursive fingerpointing ensued...Mon Nov 21 1988 18:361
    
396.6287a timeless faceMELEE::BIELSKIGotta code in m' nodeMon Nov 21 1988 19:125
                                 ^
                                 |
	embarassing wrinkles - - +
                                 |
	tableau  - - - - - - - - +
396.6288a timeless face -=> Dorian GrayUNTADI::ODIJPYuppies smoke astro-turfMon Nov 21 1988 19:164
    
    Ok , Dorian , so you've got a painting of Bill Wyman in your attic .
                                                                      
    John J
396.6289Dorian Gray --> Major GreyFLASH1::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Mon Nov 21 1988 19:436
    
    ........ you know, the chutney chap ...
    
    Re "picking one's nose":
    
              -<picking one's nose --> plastic surgeon's catalogue>-
396.6290Major Grey --> Captain ScarletAYOV27::ISMITHHere's one I prepared earlier.Mon Nov 21 1988 20:021
    
396.6291Captain Scarlet -=> CloudbaseUNTADI::ODIJPYuppies smoke astro-turfMon Nov 21 1988 20:113
    Them were't days 
    
    John J
396.6292Cloudbase -> Next VMS levelMELEE::BIELSKIGotta code in m' nodeMon Nov 21 1988 20:504

    
    We're a high-flying software company, right?

396.6293Next VMS level -> VMSixCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNMon Nov 21 1988 20:561
    VMS-6 (as Posix compliance becomes more important).
396.6294Next VMS level -=> Spirit(s) in the MachineIOSG::ROBERTSNot worrying, being happy....Mon Nov 21 1988 20:561
    
396.6295KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowMon Nov 21 1988 21:521
    spirits in the machine -> gremlins drunk in charge (of VMS)
396.6296FLASH1::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Mon Nov 21 1988 22:5814
    Gremlins drunk in charge (of VMS)
       |       |    |   |       |
       |       |    |   |       +---------> for VMS ------+
       |       |    +-+-+                                 |
       |       |      |                                   |
       |       |      V         +-- pro operating sustem -+
       |       |   general      |
       |       |      |         |
       |       |      V         |
       |       |   command -----+--------> DCL -------+
       |       V                                      |
       |      sot -------> set ------> instruction ---+
       |                                              |
       +------> legend ----> lore ----- writings -----+-----> printout  
396.6297printout -> trout nipLEZAH::BOBBITTrecursive fingerpointing ensued...Mon Nov 21 1988 23:381
    
396.6298trout nip --> fish boozeAITG::TRUMPLERTaking the 'I' out of AIMon Nov 21 1988 23:491
    Well *cat*nip makes (some) cats act drunk...
396.6299fish booze -> 100 proof waterMELEE::BIELSKIGotta code in m' nodeTue Nov 22 1988 01:018

    
    not sure whether this means pure or polluted.
    
    not sure whether "drinks like a fish" applies to both.
    
    sure hate winging it this way, but it's a long way to .9999
    and every half-witticism counts.
396.6300100 proof water -> kickapoo joy juiceLEZAH::BOBBITTrecursive fingerpointing ensued...Tue Nov 22 1988 01:041
    
396.6301KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowTue Nov 22 1988 01:432
    kickapoo joy juice -> stinky diapers
    
396.6302stinky diapers --> launderFLASH1::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Tue Nov 22 1988 01:5312
    
    Re "kickapoo joy juice":
    
    For the _younger_ set, Kickapoo Joy Juice was a concoction made
    in the hills outside Dogpatch that was the closest thing to a Universal
    Panacea ever devised.  It could get the hillbillies stinking drunk;
    it could also disperse radioactive clouds.  It appeared, if that's
    the correct verb, in the comic strip, _Li'l Abner_, by the late
    Al Capp.
    
    
    How quickly they forget
396.6303launder --> drug moneyAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoTue Nov 22 1988 02:300
396.6304drug money --> runaway inflationTERZA::ZANEfoxglove employeeTue Nov 22 1988 03:360
396.6305a run away inflation -> balloon to the moonCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNTue Nov 22 1988 04:131
    
396.6306balloon to the moon -=> lunacy!IOSG::ROBERTSNot worrying, being happy....Tue Nov 22 1988 12:061
    
396.6307lunacy! -=> preferable and desirableUNTADI::ODIJPNever,never,NEVER....oh alright thenTue Nov 22 1988 13:102
    John J
    
396.6308preferable and desirable --> Necessary and expedientHSSWS1::GREGMalice AforethoughtTue Nov 22 1988 16:591
    
396.6309Necessary and expedient --> Extreme prejudiceFLASH1::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Tue Nov 22 1988 17:195
    
    Re "a balloon to the moon":
    
    Poe once wrote a story, "The Unparalleled Adventure of Hans Pfall,"
    bnuilt around that vert theme.
396.6310Extreme prejudice -=> NationalistUNTADI::ODIJPNever,never,NEVER....oh alright thenTue Nov 22 1988 17:221
    John J
396.6311Nationalist -=> flagging prideIOSG::ROBERTSNot worrying, being happy....Tue Nov 22 1988 17:301
    
396.6312flagging pride => Star Spangled BannerERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Tue Nov 22 1988 17:351
    
396.6313Star Spangled Banner -> Fort McHenryMELEE::BIELSKIGotta code in m' nodeTue Nov 22 1988 17:4115

    
    I used to make regular visits there, having been raised 
    in Baltimore.  Best ones were the July 4 blowouts - gave me
    a sore neck every time.
    
    Now I think the effort to make "America the Beatiful" the national
    anthem deserves some serious consideration - easier to sing, more
    folks know the words, is not as strident as the present anthem,
    and extolls the beauty and strength of the country in a dignified
    way.
    
    my $0.02
    
    Stan B.
396.6314Fort McHenry -=> and lostUNTADI::ODIJPNever,never,NEVER....oh alright thenTue Nov 22 1988 18:131
    John J
396.6315and lost -> in spaceLEZAH::BOBBITTrecursive giggling ensued...Tue Nov 22 1988 19:071
    
396.6316in space -> moon struck in '69MELEE::BIELSKIGotta code in m' nodeTue Nov 22 1988 19:292
    
    ...maybe we could make a movie
396.6317moon struck in '69 -=> explain *that* to the wife UNTADI::ODIJPNever,never,NEVER....oh alright thenTue Nov 22 1988 19:421
    John J
396.6318explain *that*to the wife -=> espousing optimismIOSG::ROBERTSNot worrying, being happy....Tue Nov 22 1988 21:211
    
396.6319espousing optimism --> half fullAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoTue Nov 22 1988 21:310
396.6320half full -> room for dessertCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNTue Nov 22 1988 21:501
    Sitting here at lunch time...
396.6321half full --> nitwitTERZA::ZANEfoxglove employeeTue Nov 22 1988 21:510
396.6322room for dessert -=> sand castleIOSG::ROBERTSNot worrying, being happy....Tue Nov 22 1988 21:561
    
396.6323home is where the heart isMELEE::BIELSKIGotta code in m' nodeTue Nov 22 1988 22:046
                                     ^
                                     |
room for dessert -=> sand castle - - +
                                     |
		nitwit - - - - - - - +

396.6324home is where the heart is -> cardiovirusCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNTue Nov 22 1988 22:431
    
396.6325cardiovirus -> Jimi ( in '69 style ) CSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Nov 23 1988 00:261
    cardiovirus -> heart throb -> foxy lady -> 
396.6326cardiovirus --> aortacocciFLASH1::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Wed Nov 23 1988 00:273
    
    Actually, a "cardiovirus" is a program to disrupt computer operations
    that has been prepared on Hollerith cards.
396.6327aortacocci -> getting to the heart of the bugsKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowWed Nov 23 1988 01:311
    
396.6328...heart of the bugs -> scratch a little lower...MELEE::BIELSKIGotta code in m' nodeWed Nov 23 1988 01:544
    
    Thought bugs didn't have hearts.
    
    I've been wrong before.
396.6329scratch a little lower -> aaargh that tickles!KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowWed Nov 23 1988 01:580
396.6330aaargh that tickles ---> Grandma's feather bedLAMHRA::WHORLOWPrussiking up the rope of life!Wed Nov 23 1988 03:081
    
396.6331Grandma's feather bed -> big bad wolfCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNWed Nov 23 1988 03:103
    "Oh Gramma!  What big disks you have!"
    
    "The better to hold JoyOfLex notes with!"
396.6332big bad wolf --> hooded redheadHSSWS1::GREGMalice AforethoughtWed Nov 23 1988 09:471
    
396.6333Jimi + hooded redhead --> CampbellAYOV27::ISMITHHere's one I prepared earlier.Wed Nov 23 1988 12:063
    
    For those not familiar with Scottish clans, the Campbells are the
    ones with red hair.
396.6334Campbell -=> soupUNTADC::ODIJPNever,never,NEVER....oh alright thenWed Nov 23 1988 12:201
    John J
396.6335soup -=> thick fogIOSG::ROBERTSNot worrying, being happy....Wed Nov 23 1988 15:281
    
396.6336thick fog --> haarAYOV27::ISMITHHere's one I prepared earlier.Wed Nov 23 1988 16:281
    
396.6337haar -> today 'n gonne 2morrowMELEE::BIELSKIGotta code in m' nodeWed Nov 23 1988 17:221
    
396.6338DSSDEV::STONERoyWed Nov 23 1988 18:382
             -< today 'n gonne 2morrow --> home for Thanksgiving >-

396.6339home for T-giving -> over the river 'n thru the woodsLEZAH::BOBBITTrecursive giggling ensued...Wed Nov 23 1988 19:101
    
396.6340UNTADC::ODIJPNever,never,NEVER....oh alright thenWed Nov 23 1988 19:305
    
    -< over the river 'n thru the woods -=>
                                   close to the edge , down by the river >-
                                   
    John J (a fan)
396.6341over the river.... -> FrostCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Nov 23 1988 19:311
    
396.6342KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowWed Nov 23 1988 19:312
     -< over the river 'n thru the woods -> tilting at windmills >-

396.6343tilting at windmills --> jousting in the NetherlandsTERZA::ZANEfoxglove employeeWed Nov 23 1988 20:010
396.6344AYOV27::ISMITHHere's one I prepared earlier.Wed Nov 23 1988 20:0310
    tilting at windmills ------+
                               |
                               |
                               +-----------> lazy wind
                               |
                               |
    frost ---------------------+
    
    
    That is, one which blows through you instead of around you.
396.6345KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowWed Nov 23 1988 20:0610
    close to the edge, down by the river ----
    					    |
    Frost ----------------------------------|
    					    |
    Jousting in the Netherlands-------------|
    					    | 
     ------------------<--------------------
    |
     ----> Don Quixote going Dutch in the winter
    
396.6346...going Dutch... -> on guilder's sleeveMELEE::BIELSKIGotta code in m' nodeWed Nov 23 1988 20:256

    
    "The Great Guildersleeve" was a comedy show on the radio from
    years ago...I won't admit to how many.
    
    Stan B.
396.6347on guilder's sleeve -=> guilder's cuffUNTADC::ODIJPNever,never,NEVER....oh alright thenWed Nov 23 1988 20:282
    John J
    
396.6348guilder's cuff --> guilder scuff --> damaged coinIOSG::LAWMExit functionality---enter functionWed Nov 23 1988 21:100
396.6349damaged coin --> paper moneyAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoWed Nov 23 1988 21:170
396.6350paper money --> pay rope men --> hire climbersIOSG::LAWMExit functionality---enter functionWed Nov 23 1988 21:415
     Anagrams for the sake of anagrams ...
    
    Mat.
    *:o)
    
396.6351hire climbers -> higher climbersCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNWed Nov 23 1988 22:371
    Homonyms for the sake of homonyms ... ;-)
396.6352higher climbers -> up the Digital networkMELEE::BIELSKIGotta code in m' nodeWed Nov 23 1988 22:413

    
    humor for the sake of humans...
396.6353up the Digital network --> K.O. the C.E.O.HSSWS1::GREGMalice AforethoughtWed Nov 23 1988 22:451
    
396.6354K.O. the C.E.O. -> M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-ELEZAH::BOBBITTrecursive finger-pointing ensued...Wed Nov 23 1988 23:132
    let's all sing along for his 60th birthday!
    
396.6355M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E -> Donald Duck!KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowWed Nov 23 1988 23:150
396.6356Donald Duck! --> Rubber Mallet.VAXWRK::SIMONHugs Welcome Anytime!Thu Nov 24 1988 00:462
    
    Or is that 'rubber mallard'
396.6357rubber mallard --> fowl playCAM::MILLERThis is NOT a DVN announcementThu Nov 24 1988 01:121
    
396.6358Rubber Mallet -> order in the courtMELEE::BIELSKIGotta code in m' nodeThu Nov 24 1988 01:133

    
    I'll have a diet Reuben and 1000 pints of Lite, thanks.
396.6359fowl play -> tomorrow is Thanksgiving...CSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Nov 24 1988 01:141
    
396.6360interior decoratingKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowThu Nov 24 1988 01:1510
    rubber     mallet
      v          v
    latex      hammer
      v          v
      v         nails
      v          v
    paint      wood
      v          v
       > > > > > > > >   interior decorating
    
396.6361interior decorating --->Deck the walls with boughs of hollyLAMHRA::WHORLOWPrussiking up the rope of life!Thu Nov 24 1988 04:1713
    
    
    
    Vaguely dubious joke? follows.
    
    
    
    Did you hear about the obstetrician....?
    
    
    Walpapered his hallway through the letterbox in his front door...
    
    
396.6362deck the halls... --> Charles DickensHSSWS1::GREGMalice AforethoughtThu Nov 24 1988 10:324
    
    	deck the halls with boughs of holly ---> a Christmas carol -+
    								    |
    			Charles Dickens <---_A_Christmas_Carol_<----+
396.6363Charles Dickens -=> Dials ChickensUNTADI::ODIJPo.......now + here = nowhere.......oThu Nov 24 1988 13:151
    John J
396.6364Dials Chickens => Bird callsEIEIO::LITSIOSThu Nov 24 1988 13:582
Ken

396.6365Bird calls->humans runCHEFS::LAWSONMFinite cann't comprehend InfiniteThu Nov 24 1988 15:281
    
396.6366humans run -=> vindalooIOSG::ROBERTSNot worrying, being happy....Thu Nov 24 1988 17:271
    
396.6367vindaloo -> take the money and runKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowThu Nov 24 1988 18:021
    (w)in da loo(t)
396.6368take the money and run -) open the box CHEFS::LAWSONMFinite cann't comprehend InfiniteThu Nov 24 1988 18:201
    Old TV prog !!!
396.6369open the box -=> pandemoniumIOSG::ROBERTSNot worrying, being happy....Thu Nov 24 1988 19:561
    
396.6370pandemonium -=> pantomimeUNTADA::ODIJPo.......now + here = nowhere.......oThu Nov 24 1988 20:071
    John J
396.6371pantomine -=> morceauxIOSG::ROBERTSNot worrying, being happy....Thu Nov 24 1988 20:195
    
    pantomime ---------> christmas ------> mince pies/sweeties --
        -    -                                                  |
           |                                                    |
           ------------> marcel marceau -----> morceaux  <------
396.6372morceaux --> Gallic invasionIOSG::LAWMExit functionality---enter functionThu Nov 24 1988 20:490
396.6373 ... -=> "Asteryx are fallin' on my head"....IOSG::ROBERTSNot worrying, being happy....Thu Nov 24 1988 21:021
    
396.6374KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowFri Nov 25 1988 01:251
    Asteryx are falling on my head -> Peonies from heaven 
396.6375Peonies from heaven --> red tulips in the darkLAMHRA::WHORLOWPrussiking up the rope of life!Fri Nov 25 1988 02:191
    
396.6376red tulips in the dark->Black tulips in the red !CHEFS::LAWSONMFinite cann't comprehend InfiniteFri Nov 25 1988 13:031
    
396.6377Black tulips in the red --> Bankrupt floristHSSWS1::GREGMalice AforethoughtFri Nov 25 1988 16:201
    
396.6378bankrupt florist->witherd roseCHEFS::LAWSONMFinite cann't comprehend InfiniteFri Nov 25 1988 20:511
    
396.6379witherd rose --> with 'erd rose --> got up with the restIOSG::LAWMExit functionality---enter functionFri Nov 25 1988 21:261
    
396.6380KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowSat Nov 26 1988 01:041
    got up with the rest -> The rise and fall of the Holy Digital Empire
396.6381Rise and fall of Holy DEC Empire --> premature pontificationHSSWS1::GREGMalice AforethoughtSat Nov 26 1988 09:271
    
396.6382premature pontification --> immaculate conceptionTERZA::ZANEfoxglove employeeSat Nov 26 1988 11:110
396.6383immaculate conception --> inexplicably incarnateHSSWS1::GREGMalice AforethoughtSat Nov 26 1988 17:581
    
396.6384inexplicably incarnate -> Why on earth?KERNEL::TBOOKERScience fiction, double featureSat Nov 26 1988 21:440
396.6385Why on earth?->To save the earth and reunite us with GodCHEFS::LAWSONMFinite cann't comprehend InfiniteMon Nov 28 1988 14:209
    
    
    
    
    One BAC who just couldn't resist 8-)
    
    aa
    
    Mark
396.6386To save the earth and reunite us with God -=> "Hi , Dad"UNTADI::ODIJPo.......now + here = nowhere.......oMon Nov 28 1988 15:121
   John J
396.6387Hi Dad-> Heavenly FatherCHEFS::LAWSONMFinite cann't comprehend InfiniteMon Nov 28 1988 15:321
    
396.6388heavenly Father -> Mother EarthGAOV08::DKEATINGRoamin' Cadillac Church SAVESMon Nov 28 1988 17:311
    
396.6389Mother Earth --> Father TimeMAGI::SIMONHugs Welcome Anytime!Mon Nov 28 1988 18:391
    
396.6390Father Time => Baby BoomerERIS::CONLONAn anchovy pizza, hold the pizza.Mon Nov 28 1988 18:481
    
396.6391baby boomer -> Concorde Matchbox toyKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowMon Nov 28 1988 18:520
396.6392Concorde Matchbox Toy --> Shot down over LybiaHSSWS1::GREGMalice AforethoughtMon Nov 28 1988 20:001
    
396.6393Shot down over [sic] Lybia --> Shot down by LydiaRICKS::SATOWMon Nov 28 1988 20:081
    Event at a singles' bar.
396.6394shot down by Lydia -> in the Straits of Hormeuse (sp)KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowMon Nov 28 1988 20:160
396.6395the Straits of Hormeuse -> the straights of S.F.COOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNMon Nov 28 1988 21:141
    
396.6396the straights of s.f. -> "I Robot"KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowMon Nov 28 1988 21:170
396.6397I Robot --> you JaneTERZA::ZANEfoxglove employeeMon Nov 28 1988 21:360
396.6398you Jane-> U-haul-> Season's Greetings to U-allCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Mon Nov 28 1988 21:481
    
396.6399Season's Greetings to U-all -> Not already, please!!!KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowMon Nov 28 1988 21:520
396.6400Not already, pleasw!!! -=> I've got a headache !!!UNTADI::ODIJPo.......now + here = nowhere.......oMon Nov 28 1988 22:032
    John J
    
396.6401I've got a headache !!! -> well lie still.KERNEL::TBOOKERScience fiction, double featureMon Nov 28 1988 22:330
396.6402well lie still. -> this won't hurt a bitLEZAH::BOBBITTrecursive finger-pointing ensued...Mon Nov 28 1988 22:492
    ;)
    
396.6403LANDO::BILAFERsay La VMon Nov 28 1988 22:522
    -< this won't hurt a bit -> that's what you said last time >-
     
396.6404that's what you said last time -> the cheque's in the mailKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowMon Nov 28 1988 23:020
396.6405the cheque's in the mail --> mailboxAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoMon Nov 28 1988 23:110
396.6406mailbox -> little red flagKERNEL::TBOOKERScience fiction, double featureTue Nov 29 1988 00:052

    Memorable to a 'limey' on his first visit.
396.6407little red flag --> big red oneVAXWRK::SIMONHugs Welcome Anytime!Tue Nov 29 1988 00:101
    
396.6408big red one -> Ernie putting away his toysKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowTue Nov 29 1988 00:210
396.6409Ernie is putting away his toys->all the fireenginesWMOIS::B_REINKEMirabile dictuTue Nov 29 1988 01:391
    
396.6410All the fireengines-->went to blazesLAMHRA::WHORLOWPrussiking up the rope of life!Tue Nov 29 1988 02:001
    
396.6411went to blazes --> (Blaise) PascalTERZA::ZANEfoxglove employeeTue Nov 29 1988 02:400
396.6412(Blaise) Pascal --> Little RascalHSSWS1::GREGMalice AforethoughtTue Nov 29 1988 03:201
    
396.6413Little Rascals -> BuckwheatCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNTue Nov 29 1988 03:351
    Otay!
396.6414Buckwheat --> stops earAYOV27::ISMITHHere's one I prepared earlier.Tue Nov 29 1988 12:031
    
396.6415stops ear-> The buck !!CHEFS::LAWSONMFinite cann't comprehend InfiniteTue Nov 29 1988 14:481
    
396.6416The Buck !! -=> The big greenieUNTADI::ODIJPo.......now + here = nowhere.......oTue Nov 29 1988 14:541
    John J
396.6417the big greenie -> a Canadian $20 bill58378::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowTue Nov 29 1988 18:500
396.6418The big greenie => Green beer vouchers51847::STSIgnorance is the mother of adventureTue Nov 29 1988 18:501
    
396.6419The big greenie --> The little red eye38863::TRUMPLERTaking the 'I' out of AITue Nov 29 1988 18:540
396.6420Green beer vouchers -> any vouchers, any beerMELEE::BIELSKIGotta code in m' nodeTue Nov 29 1988 18:553

    
    putting lack of personal bias to work.
396.6421any vouchers, any beer --> No tickee, no shirteeRICKS::SATOWTue Nov 29 1988 19:161
    
396.6422No tickee, no shirtee->no golf teeCHEFS::LAWSONMFinite cann't comprehend InfiniteTue Nov 29 1988 19:297
    
    
    What do we do after 65,535 replies ?
    
    aa
    
    mark
396.6423KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowTue Nov 29 1988 19:409
    Canadian $20    Little red eye   No golf tee
        v                 v              v
       rich            bleary          inside
        v                 v              v
         > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > v
                                         v
                                         v
                                Wild party in the club house
    
396.6424Wild party in the club house -=> Bring your own WildUNTADI::ODIJPo.......now + here = nowhere.......oTue Nov 29 1988 19:562
    John J
    
396.6425Bring your own Wild -> we supply clubs & housesMELEE::BIELSKIGotta code in m' nodeTue Nov 29 1988 20:061
    
396.6426... clubs & houses --> full house beats club flushRICKS::SATOWTue Nov 29 1988 20:081
    
396.6427full house beats club flush -> battered fishKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowTue Nov 29 1988 20:280
396.6428battered fish->star chamber fryCHEFS::LAWSONMFinite cann't comprehend InfiniteTue Nov 29 1988 20:501
    
396.6429star chamber fry -=> just dessertsUNTADI::ODIJPo.......now + here = nowhere.......oTue Nov 29 1988 20:572
    John J
    
396.6430just desserts --> Sahara, Gobi, etc.AITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoTue Nov 29 1988 21:070
396.6431sahara, Gobi, etc-> sandy Indian foodCHEFS::LAWSONMFinite cann't comprehend InfiniteTue Nov 29 1988 21:201
396.6432sandy Indian food --> Sandy DuncanVAXWRK::SIMONHugs Welcome Anytime!Tue Nov 29 1988 21:321
    
396.6433Sandy Duncan -> Dunk 'n Hines batterMELEE::BIELSKIGotta code in m' nodeTue Nov 29 1988 21:543

    
    sorta like Bartyles & James, only different.
396.6434Dunk'n Hines batter -> Cleanup batterRICKS::SATOWTue Nov 29 1988 22:301
    
396.6435cleanup batter -> pinch hitterLEZAH::BOBBITTrecursive finger-pointing ensued...Tue Nov 29 1988 22:331
    
396.6436cleanup batter -> Spic n' Aunt Jemima ?KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowTue Nov 29 1988 22:330
396.6437Spic n' Aunt Jemima -> original true grits recipeMELEE::BIELSKIGotta code in m' nodeTue Nov 29 1988 23:002
    
    yuck!
396.6438 original true grits recipe -> Big John & one horseKERNEL::TBOOKERScience fiction, double featureTue Nov 29 1988 23:160
396.6439KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowWed Nov 30 1988 00:593
    pinch hitter ------------->
    				-------> Little John and Robin Hood
    Big John and one horse --->
396.6440Little John and Robin Hood --> The Odd CoupleAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoWed Nov 30 1988 03:090
396.6441the odd couple -> 1 and 3COOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNWed Nov 30 1988 04:121
    
396.64421 and 3 --> 1AITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoWed Nov 30 1988 05:250
396.64431 ---> 2, buckle my shoeLAMHRA::WHORLOWPrussiking up the rope of life!Wed Nov 30 1988 06:071
    
396.64442, buckle my shoe --> PunkAYOV27::ISMITHHere's one I prepared earlier.Wed Nov 30 1988 12:161
    
396.6445punk->sunkCHEFS::LAWSONMFinite cann't comprehend InfiniteWed Nov 30 1988 12:451
    
396.6446sunk -=> icebergUNTADI::ODIJPo.......now + here = nowhere.......oWed Nov 30 1988 13:111
    John J
396.6447iceberg->string quartetteCHEFS::LAWSONMFinite cann't comprehend InfiniteWed Nov 30 1988 13:351
    
396.6448string quartette -> 4 tightrope walkersKERNEL::TBOOKERScience fiction, double featureWed Nov 30 1988 15:511
396.64494 tightrope walkers ==> 3 french clownsTHEGIZ::PITARDBack in exile..Now at TAY2-1Wed Nov 30 1988 16:466




            Well, it *IS* almost time to sing _THE 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS_!!!!!
396.64503 french clowns --> 2 clenched frownsAYOV27::ISMITHHere's one I prepared earlier.Wed Nov 30 1988 16:571
    
396.64512 clenched frowns -=> taking the strainUNTADI::ODIJPo.......now + here = nowhere.......oWed Nov 30 1988 17:321
    John J
396.6452taking the strain - missed the atrainMELEE::BIELSKIGotta code in m' nodeWed Nov 30 1988 17:378
    
    an old easy jazz favorite - Take the A Train 

    
    
	re .6450:    2 clenched frowns -> turn 'em upside down

    Stan B.
396.6453missed the atrain -=> wait for the beeUNTADI::ODIJPo.......now + here = nowhere.......oWed Nov 30 1988 18:132
    John J
    
396.6454wait for the bee -> about 5 grams?CSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Nov 30 1988 18:491
    
396.6455about 5 grams? -> try faxes insteadKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowWed Nov 30 1988 19:270
396.6456try faxes instead->fax for the memoryCHEFS::LAWSONMPut Jesus Christ back into *Christ*masWed Nov 30 1988 19:511
    
396.6457fax for the memory -=> to be replaced by opinionUNTADI::ODIJPo.......now + here = nowhere.......oWed Nov 30 1988 20:001
    John J
396.6458to be replaced by opinion -> just one person's opinionKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowWed Nov 30 1988 20:490
396.6459one person's opinion -> the world is a cubeCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNWed Nov 30 1988 21:451
    
396.6460just one person's opinion -> today is todayMELEE::BIELSKIGotta code in m' nodeWed Nov 30 1988 21:4610

    
    seems safe enough to publish.
    
    It was suggested by something I once heard, but can't recall with
    accuracy:
    
    Yesterday never was, tomorrow never will be; it is always today.
    
    Stan B.
396.6461today is today --> that is tautologicalAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoWed Nov 30 1988 21:530
396.6462KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowWed Nov 30 1988 22:123
    the world is a cube  > re-evaluation required >
    							> in the beginning
    that is tautological > recursion              >
396.6463in the beginning -> BOXCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNWed Nov 30 1988 23:521
    
396.6464BOX -> all Christmas wrappedMELEE::BIELSKIGotta code in m' nodeThu Dec 01 1988 00:121
    
396.6465all Christmas wrapped --> early store displaysFLASH1::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Thu Dec 01 1988 00:3712
    
    Re "about 5 grams?":
    
                      -<about 5 grams? --> or 5 aunties>-
    
    auntie up!
    
    re "BOX":
    
                            Aren't reBOX shoes? ;-)
    
    Did somebody do -<BOX --> ears>- ?
396.6466all Xmas wrapped -> well, pin a bow on you!LEZAH::BOBBITTfollow your blissThu Dec 01 1988 00:384
    My parents would say this to me when I came to them boasting of
    some phenomenally small feat as if it were something really great
    (of course, they said it in jest...)
    
396.6467KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowThu Dec 01 1988 02:093
    early store display ------>
                                   ->> Christmas mannequins
    Well, pin a bow on you --->
396.6468well, pin a bow on you! --> Pin on the donkey's tailLAMHRA::WHORLOWPrussiking up the rope of life!Thu Dec 01 1988 02:101
    
396.6469KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowThu Dec 01 1988 02:163
    Christmas mannequins     ->
				-----> Department store Christmas Party    
    Pin on the donkey's tail ->
396.6470Department store Christmas Party --> deeply religious ceremonyAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoThu Dec 01 1988 02:170
396.6471deeply religious ceremony --> Baptism by ImmersionLAMHRA::WHORLOWPrussiking up the rope of life!Thu Dec 01 1988 02:251
    
396.6472deeply religious ceremony -> incensed at the bottom of the seaKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowThu Dec 01 1988 02:260
396.6473KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowThu Dec 01 1988 02:282
..... same response for .6471 who just got in in front of me!
    
396.6474-->holy fires burning under waterWMOIS::B_REINKEMirabile dictuThu Dec 01 1988 06:168
    incensed at the bottom of the sea--+
                                       |
                                       |
                                       |--> holy fires burning under water
                                       |
                                       |
    baptism by imersion----------------+
    
396.6475THEGIZ::PITARDBack in exile..Now at TAY2-1Thu Dec 01 1988 07:115
       
       
       	Well the song by Deep Purple is:
       
       	Smoke on the Water (Fire in the Sky)
396.6476Satanic Smoke Floating in the --> Network Partner ExitedLAMHRA::WHORLOWPrussiking up the rope of life!Thu Dec 01 1988 09:061
    
396.6477network partner exited -> brimstone wind not worth a damnHSSWS1::GREGMalice AforethoughtThu Dec 01 1988 11:207
    
    	Satanic smoke  floating in the -> network  partner exited
    	     |                 |             |           |
    	     v                 v             v           v
    	 Brimstone            wind       not worth    aw, Damn --+
    							         |
    			Brimstone wind not worth a damn <--------+
396.6478brimstone wind not worth a damn --> force 10 useless treacleAYOV27::ISMITHHere's one I prepared earlier.Thu Dec 01 1988 12:281
    
396.6479force 10 useless treacle -=> use the dark side , LukeUNTADI::ODIJPo.......now + here = nowhere.......oThu Dec 01 1988 14:561
    John J
396.6480use the dark side, Luke ==> Aw, but I don't like burnt toast!THEGIZ::PITARDBack in exile..Now at TAY2-1Thu Dec 01 1988 16:440
396.6481Aw, but I don't like burnt toast! -> happy memoriesMELEE::BIELSKIGotta code in m' nodeThu Dec 01 1988 17:3314

    
    Based on the old joke about the kid who didn't talk at all until
    about age 5, otherwise he seemed and tested out perfectly normal.
    
    One morning he started a tirade over the toast his mother had burned.
    She was elated, then paused to ask why the years of silence.
    
    "Because everything was going just fine until you burned the damn
    toast."
    
    
    
    Stan B.
396.6482happy memories --> tearful reunionsTERZA::ZANEfoxglove employeeThu Dec 01 1988 17:460
396.6483tearful reunions ==> cutting onionsTHEGIZ::PITARDBack in exile..Now at TAY2-1Thu Dec 01 1988 18:230
396.6484cutting onions -> with the wonderful Ginsu knifeLEZAH::BOBBITTfollow your blissThu Dec 01 1988 18:261
    
396.6485Ginsu knife --> But wait, there's more!AITG::TRUMPLERfollow your CThu Dec 01 1988 18:300
396.6486but wait there's more -> A hell of a deal for 100 billion dollars!!!KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowThu Dec 01 1988 18:400
396.6487A ....for 100 billion dollar->big mushroom cloudCHEFS::LAWSONMputting Jesus back into *Christ*masThu Dec 01 1988 19:341
    
396.6488big mushroom cloud -> pie in the skyKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowThu Dec 01 1988 19:430
396.6489pi(e) in the sky -=> the mathematical universeUNTADI::ODIJPo.......now + here = nowhere.......oThu Dec 01 1988 19:521
    John J
396.6490the mathematical universe-> 42CHEFS::LAWSONMputting Jesus back into *Christ*masThu Dec 01 1988 20:231
    
396.649142 -> ,42,42 - wotta figure!MELEE::BIELSKIGotta code in m' nodeThu Dec 01 1988 20:401
    
396.6492,42,42 - wotta figure! -> we've got your number!KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowThu Dec 01 1988 20:570
396.6493we've got your number->1984CHEFS::LAWSONMputting Jesus back into *Christ*masThu Dec 01 1988 21:061
    
396.64941984 -=> EurythmicsUNTADI::ODIJPo.......now + here = nowhere.......oThu Dec 01 1988 21:161
    John J
396.6495Eurythmics --> LogarythmicsAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoThu Dec 01 1988 21:193
     Another one for "we've got your number" is "--> Let it go!"
     
     Dan
396.6496We've got your number => 588-2300, Empire!POBOX::VANTILBURGOnce is NEVER enough!!Thu Dec 01 1988 21:211
    
396.6497588-2300, Empire! -> Wholly roamin' ?MELEE::BIELSKIGotta code in m' nodeThu Dec 01 1988 22:231
    
396.6498WMOIS::B_REINKEMirabile dictuThu Dec 01 1988 22:552
    wholly roamin' + logarthmics --------> wandering mathematician
    
396.6499wandering mathematician -> floating point processorKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowThu Dec 01 1988 23:240
396.6500floating point processor -> lighthouseCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNThu Dec 01 1988 23:353
    A lighthouse processes ships as they float past a point, doesn't it?  

    Did you hear the one about a job notice for "lighthouse cleaning"?
396.6501floating point processor -> lobstermanLEZAH::BOBBITTfollow your blissThu Dec 01 1988 23:362
    buoys...right?
    
396.6502something fishy going on hereKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowThu Dec 01 1988 23:563
    lighthouse ->	   ^
    		 --------->
    lobstermen ->
396.6503something fishy -> for what porpoise?COOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNFri Dec 02 1988 00:361
    Why? Just for the halibut...
396.6504for what porpoise? ---> for immortal porpoisesWMOIS::B_REINKEMirabile dictuFri Dec 02 1988 00:383
    
    
    punch line of a shaggy dog story
396.6505for immortal porpoises -> across staid lionsCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNFri Dec 02 1988 00:401
    
396.6506across staid lions -> not thoroughbreadsKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowFri Dec 02 1988 00:431
    a crossed stallion?
396.6507not thoroughbreads -> cast upon WHAT?MELEE::BIELSKIGotta code in m' nodeFri Dec 02 1988 01:175

    
    "It's easy to walk on water if you memorize where the rocks are."
    
    		- unnamed Irish friend
396.6508cast upon WHAT? --> you want it WHEN?LAMHRA::WHORLOWPrussiking up the rope of life!Fri Dec 02 1988 01:481
    
396.6509you want it WHEN? -> you WANT it ???????KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowFri Dec 02 1988 02:190
396.6510you WANT it ??????? --> here it is ...AITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoFri Dec 02 1988 02:230
396.6511Here it is... => Come and get it...POBOX::VANTILBURGOnce is NEVER enough!!Fri Dec 02 1988 02:291
    
396.6512come and get it... --> Sorry, it's all gone...TERZA::ZANEfoxglove employeeFri Dec 02 1988 02:543
   What I want to know is what IT is???
   
396.6513DELNI::PITARDOH NO! Not another day!!!Fri Dec 02 1988 06:231
       
396.6514You don't have no ice cream => Baskin RobbinsHSSWS1::GREGMalice AforethoughtFri Dec 02 1988 06:505
    You don't have no ice cream x -1 = You have ice cream
    
    	You have ice cream
    	------------------  = Baskin Robbins
    		31
396.6515Baskin Robbins ---> Basking SharksLAMHRA::WHORLOWPrussiking up the rope of life!Fri Dec 02 1988 08:001
    
396.6516Robbins+Sharks ==> Loan SharksEAGLE1::EGGERSTom, VAX &amp; MIPS architectureFri Dec 02 1988 12:492
    At the rate of replies .6000 through .6500, reply .7000 will
    be written on 23 December 1988.
396.6517Loan Sharks -=> Lone RangerUNTADI::ODIJPo.......now + here = nowhere.......oFri Dec 02 1988 12:512
    John J
    
396.6518Lone Ranger --> Boys Don't CryAYOV27::ISMITHHere's one I prepared earlier.Fri Dec 02 1988 12:581
    
396.6519Boys Don't Cry->Girls doCHEFS::LAWSONMputting Jesus back into *Christ*masFri Dec 02 1988 14:421
    
396.6520girls do ===> *NICE* girls don'tWMOIS::B_REINKEMirabile dictuFri Dec 02 1988 15:261
    
396.6521*NICE* girls don't -=> I'm not going *there* thenUNTADI::ODIJPo.......now + here = nowhere.......oFri Dec 02 1988 15:281
    John J
396.6522I'm not there then-> there where?CHEFS::LAWSONMputting Jesus back into *Christ*masFri Dec 02 1988 16:001
    
396.6523there where? -> there castleKERNEL::TBOOKERScience fiction, double featureFri Dec 02 1988 17:012

    from 'Young Frankenstien'
396.6524There castle->our KnightCHEFS::LAWSONMputting Jesus back into *Christ*masFri Dec 02 1988 17:201
   
396.6525our Knight -=> takes their BishopUNTADI::ODIJPo.......now + here = nowhere.......oFri Dec 02 1988 17:261
    John J
396.6526takes their Bishop->conversionCHEFS::LAWSONMputting Jesus back into *Christ*masFri Dec 02 1988 17:391
    
396.6527takes their Bishop -> Check and MateLANDO::BILAFERsay La VFri Dec 02 1988 17:391
    
396.6528Check and Mate -> marriage license and kitchen dutyMELEE::BIELSKIGotta code in m' nodeFri Dec 02 1988 17:551
    
396.6529RICKS::SATOWFri Dec 02 1988 18:205
    Marriage licence and kitchen duty----+
    					 |
    					 +--Discomfirmed bachelor
    					 |
    Conversion---------------------------+
396.6530-> not necessarily synonymousLEZAH::BOBBITTfollow your blissFri Dec 02 1988 18:212
    marriage license and kitchen duty -> not necessarily synonymous
    
396.6531FLASH1::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Fri Dec 02 1988 20:015
    Disconfirmed bachelor --------------------+
                                              |
                                              |
                                              |
    Not necessarily synonymous ---------------+----> marital synergy
396.6532marital synergy -> legalized syn.MELEE::BIELSKIGotta code in m' nodeFri Dec 02 1988 20:201
    
396.6533legalized syn->pay the priceCHEFS::LAWSONMAsk Jesus to your Christmas this yearFri Dec 02 1988 20:281
    
396.6534pay the price ==> no pain, no gainTHEGIZ::PITARDBack in exile..Now at TAY2-1Fri Dec 02 1988 22:211
       
396.6535no pain, no gain -> sadisticCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNFri Dec 02 1988 22:574
    Let's see, 
    	NOT(no pain, no gain) ==> 
    	NOT no pain, NOT no gain ==>
        pain, gain!
396.6536sadistic --> happyisticRICKS::SATOWFri Dec 02 1988 23:151
    
396.6537happyistic --> optimisticVAXWRK::SIMONHugs Welcome Anytime!Fri Dec 02 1988 23:201
    
396.6538optimistic --> half fullAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoFri Dec 02 1988 23:320
396.6539half full -> moonLEZAH::BOBBITTfollow your blissSat Dec 03 1988 00:223
    how about them patrons goin' in that bar...they go in optimistically
    and come out misty-optically!
    
396.6540moon --> CancerTERZA::ZANEfoxglove employeeSat Dec 03 1988 00:364
   I don't believe in astrology.  But then, I'm a Cancer and Cancers
   don't believe in astrology...
   
396.6541Cancer -> Crab with fag.KERNEL::TBOOKERScience fiction, double featureSat Dec 03 1988 01:050
396.6542crab with fag -> fish with wormMELEE::BIELSKIGotta code in m' nodeSat Dec 03 1988 01:274

    
    I used to crab with tripe, chicken heads, and other bric-a-brac
    as a kid.
396.6543fish with worm -> fish with chipsKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowSat Dec 03 1988 01:280
396.6544fish with chips --> cow with chipsAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoSat Dec 03 1988 02:170
396.6545TOOK::C_PEREZThe InFAMous EightSat Dec 03 1988 02:402
               -< cow with chips -> chip and dip in milk >-

396.6546chip and dip in milk -> choclate chip cookies!!!KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowSat Dec 03 1988 02:440
396.6547chocolate chip cookies!!!!----> yummy yummy yumWMOIS::B_REINKEMirabile dictuSat Dec 03 1988 05:231
    
396.6548yummy yummy yum -> Was it good for you?HSSWS1::GREGMalice AforethoughtSat Dec 03 1988 12:461
    
396.6549 Was it good for you? -> Is ANYTHING good for you?KERNEL::TBOOKERScience fiction, double featureSat Dec 03 1988 14:492

    In todays health paranoia
396.6550Is ANYTHING good for you? --> No, I do have SOME standards!AITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoSun Dec 04 1988 08:280
396.6551No, I do have some standards -> until the lights go outHSSWS1::GREGMalice AforethoughtSun Dec 04 1988 11:031
    
396.6552---> all cats are the same in the darkWMOIS::B_REINKEMirabile dictuSun Dec 04 1988 18:491
    until the lights go out --> all cats are the same in the dark
396.6553all cats same in the dark --> they're all pink on the insideAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoSun Dec 04 1988 21:200
396.6554THEGIZ::PITARDBack in exile..Now at TAY2-1Sun Dec 04 1988 22:421
       
396.6555the Spamish Inquisition -> dreaded bread spreadHSSWS1::GREGMalice AforethoughtSun Dec 04 1988 22:571
    
396.6556dreaded bread spread --> middle age spreadAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoSun Dec 04 1988 23:080
396.6557middle age spread ---> King Arthur's castle's groundsLAMHRA::WHORLOWPrussiking up the rope of life!Mon Dec 05 1988 01:251
    
396.6558-->Queen Guinivere's castle's fresh coffeeWMOIS::B_REINKEMirabile dictuMon Dec 05 1988 06:562
King Arthur's castle's grounds ---> Queen Guinivere's castle's fresh
    coffee
396.6559... fresh coffee -> the quest for the Holy GrindHSSWS1::GREGMalice AforethoughtMon Dec 05 1988 07:041
    
396.6560quest for the Holy Grind ==> MIT degreeEAGLE1::EGGERSTom, VAX &amp; MIPS architectureMon Dec 05 1988 08:261
    
396.6561mit degree->glove sizeCHEFS::LAWSONMAsk Jesus to your Christmas '88Mon Dec 05 1988 14:221
    
396.6562glove size -=> handi-sizeUNTADI::ODIJPo.......now + here = nowhere.......oMon Dec 05 1988 14:512
    John J
    
396.6563handi-size -> hankyCHEFS::LAWSONMAsk Jesus to your Christmas '88Mon Dec 05 1988 15:327
    Not sure if this word is used over the pond...
    
    Uk use is short hand for a hankerchief
    
    aa
    
    Mark
396.6564hanky ==> pankyTHEGIZ::PITARDBack in exile..Now at TAY2-1Mon Dec 05 1988 16:305
       
       There was a song "My baby does the hanky-panky", anyone know
       who wrote it?? What about who sang it???
       
       
396.6565panky --> Hurst --> EmilyAYOV27::ISMITHHere's one I prepared earlier.Mon Dec 05 1988 16:441
    
396.6566Emily -> BishopCHEFS::LAWSONMAsk Jesus to your Christmas '88Mon Dec 05 1988 17:006
    Character from "Cornination street" - UK Soap - one of the longest
    running in the world.
    
    aa
    
    mark
396.6567Bishop -=> 2 2UNTADI::ODIJPo.......now + here = nowhere.......oMon Dec 05 1988 17:252
    John J
    
396.65682 2 -> mind here comes a train !CHEFS::LAWSONMAsk Jesus to your Christmas '88Mon Dec 05 1988 17:511
    
396.6569mind here comes a train -> clear the trackKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowMon Dec 05 1988 18:020
396.6570mind here comes a train --> here come de judgeFLASH1::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Mon Dec 05 1988 18:1427
    
    Re 2 2:
    
                       -< 2 2 --> ballet high>-
    
    For the younger set, there's this song is _South Pacific_ titled
    ... oh, never mind.
    
    Re Cancer:
    
                     -<Cancer --> cures smoking>-
    
    Re cow with chips:
    
                -<cow with chips --> computerized bovine>-
    
    re Quest for the Holy Grind:
    
                -<quest for the Holy Grind --> Lili St Cyr>-
    
    Lili St Cyr was an incredible striptease/bump-and-grind artiste
    of the 1950s.  According to reports, nobody in  the audience whistled,
    clapped, or yelled during her act; they just stared in awe.
    
    Re MIT degree:
                       ->MIT degree --> Mitout MBA>-            
    
396.6571clear the track -> derailed dataMELEE::BIELSKIGotta code in m' nodeMon Dec 05 1988 18:151
    
396.6572FLASH1::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Mon Dec 05 1988 18:195
    Derailed data -----------------+
                                   |
                                   |
    Here come de judge ------------+---> hung jury
    
396.6573hung jury -> mockery of justiceLEZAH::BOBBITTrecursive finger-pointing ensuedMon Dec 05 1988 18:526
    I read a limerick once about a man who commits rape and is sentenced
    to hang for it, the last lines being, 
    
    She had to agree
    The man was well hung in both senses!
    
396.6574nya,nya .. You're gonna turn into a puddle!KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowMon Dec 05 1988 19:181
    mockery of justice ^
396.6575nya,nya .. You're gonna turn into a puddle!->Dr. FosterKERNEL::TBOOKERScience fiction, double featureMon Dec 05 1988 19:248

    From child hood :-
    
    Dr. Foster went to Gloucester,
    in a shower of rain.
    He fell in a puddle,
    right up to his middle,
    and never was seen again!
396.6576Dr. Foster --> Dr. DentonFLASH1::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Mon Dec 05 1988 19:332
    
    Sleep knits the ravell'd sleeve of care ...
396.6577Dr. Denton -> togsHSSWS1::GREGMalice AforethoughtMon Dec 05 1988 19:571
    
396.6578togs -=> footieUNTADI::ODIJPo.......now + here = nowhere.......oMon Dec 05 1988 20:023
    Footie togs - garb worn to play football (soccer , to some)
    
    John J
396.6579footie---> play footsieWMOIS::B_REINKEMirabile dictuMon Dec 05 1988 20:051
    
396.6580play footsie -=> no losersUNTADI::ODIJPo.......now + here = nowhere.......oMon Dec 05 1988 20:182
    John J
396.6581play footsie -> this little piggy went to market .....KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowMon Dec 05 1988 20:180
396.6582-----> no sausage!WMOIS::B_REINKEMirabile dictuMon Dec 05 1988 20:227
    this little piggy went to market -------+
                                            |
                                            |
                                            ------> no sausage!
                                            |
                                            |
    no losers-------------------------------+
396.6583saving his bacon too!KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowMon Dec 05 1988 20:370
396.6584saving his bacon too -=> a BLT and hold the BUNTADI::ODIJPo.......now + here = nowhere.......oMon Dec 05 1988 20:562
    John J
    
396.6585a BLT and hold the B --> the B will sting UAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoMon Dec 05 1988 21:120
396.6586a BLT and hold the B -> vegging outMELEE::BIELSKIGotta code in m' nodeMon Dec 05 1988 21:124
    
    or "luv dem piggies", if you prefer the alternative.
    
    Stan B.
396.6587* -> stay away from honeyCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNMon Dec 05 1988 21:171
    "Vegging out" + "the B will sting U" =
396.6588stay away from the Honey->wandering hivesCHEFS::LAWSONMAsk Jesus to your Christmas '88Mon Dec 05 1988 21:231
    
396.6589wandering hives -> floating trap gameMELEE::BIELSKIGotta code in m' nodeMon Dec 05 1988 21:3810

    
    from the movie "Guys and Dolls" and the long-running permanent floating
    crap game in New York...
    
    
    or if you're in the northern hemisphere's winter and wear long johns
    with the trap door in back...
    
    Stan B
396.6590floating trap game -> back gammon set washed overboardKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowMon Dec 05 1988 21:440
396.6591back gammon set washed overboard --> splash!FLASH1::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Mon Dec 05 1988 22:222
    
    or "glub."
396.6592splash ! -> mirmaidCHEFS::LAWSONMAsk Jesus to your Christmas '88Mon Dec 05 1988 22:291
    
396.6593mermaid -> Gone fishin'KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowMon Dec 05 1988 22:420
396.6594Gone fishin' --> first strikeCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNMon Dec 05 1988 22:513
    Gone fishin' --> gone fission --> BOOM! --------------------\
                                                                 -->
    Gone fishin' --> catch anything? --> yep, just got a bite --/
396.6595first strike --> new unionFLASH1::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Mon Dec 05 1988 23:074
    
    Re "mermaid":
    
    Mermaid ---> merman --> Ethel ---> gasoline ---> gasline ---> rationing
396.6596Hard cheese !KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowMon Dec 05 1988 23:405
                                ^
				< < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < <
 					   			     ^  
 new union -> milk the cows dry -> throw away the milk -> rationing->^
    
396.6597hard cheese -> head cheeseLEZAH::BOBBITTrecursive finger-pointing ensuedMon Dec 05 1988 23:511
    
396.6598head cheese --> the big cheeseCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNMon Dec 05 1988 23:551
    
396.6599the big cheese ==> KHOEAGLE1::EGGERSTom, VAX &amp; MIPS architectureMon Dec 05 1988 23:591
    
396.6600KHO -> diamondsKERNEL::TBOOKERScience fiction, double featureTue Dec 06 1988 00:183

    kho kohl,eyes,sparkle like diamonds??
    Ahhh forgedit.
396.6601diamonds --> baseballsFLASH1::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Tue Dec 06 1988 00:2511
    
    Re "the big cheese":
    
                    -<the big cheese --> the big red cheese>-
    
    For those who read comic books, especially in the 1940s, "the big
    red cheese" was the derogatory name given to [the _real_] Captain
    Marvel (the Supermanlike one who changed from Billy Batson by saying
    "Shazam!") by Thaddeus Bodog Sivana, often labeled "the world's
    wickedest scientist" (and self-proclaimed "Rightful ruler of the
    Universe").
396.6602baseballs -> spheroids for hitting with cylindersKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowTue Dec 06 1988 00:310
396.6603chipsLAMHRA::WHORLOWPrussiking up the rope of life!Tue Dec 06 1988 02:003
    
    spheroids for hitting with cylinders ---> globes for striking tubes
    -----> globes and tubes --> neon lights ---> Las Vegas --->chips
396.6604chips --> monksFLASH1::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Tue Dec 06 1988 02:073
    
    after many, many Disney shorts....
    
396.6605 -> Sloop John B.CSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Dec 06 1988 02:1610
    Yow! Miss a couple of days and football turns into tomes...
    
    chips -> c + hips -> c + hip + s 
                          \        /
                           \      /
                            ->   /
                               <-
                         s + hip + c 
                      -> ship + c
                      -> Sloop John B
396.6606Sloop John B. -> this am de worst trip ....KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowTue Dec 06 1988 02:270
396.6607-< chips --> fiche >-NZOV01::HARDIETue Dec 06 1988 03:271
396.6608fiche ==> fiche gotta swim, birds gotta flyEAGLE1::EGGERSTom, VAX &amp; MIPS architectureTue Dec 06 1988 04:301
    
396.6609Fiche gotta swim, birds gotta fly->colourful disk drivesCHEFS::LAWSONMAsk Jesus to your Christmas '88Tue Dec 06 1988 13:021
    
396.6610colourful disk drives -=> common data dictionaryUNTADA::ODIJPo.......now + here = nowhere.......oTue Dec 06 1988 15:241
    John J
396.6611common data dictionary->peas of a podCHEFS::LAWSONMAsk Jesus to your Christmas '88Tue Dec 06 1988 17:441
    
396.6612DOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanTue Dec 06 1988 17:456
    .6606 
      dis am de worst trip  ---\
                                \
                                 ----- I write for this project
    .6610                       /
      Common Data Dictionary --/
396.6613RAVEN1::MKENNEDYEschew sesquipedalianism!Tue Dec 06 1988 17:465
common data dictionary >-

chipmonks                        >>>>>>>>>>  unintelligible lyrics

this am de worst trip
396.6614----->gigoWMOIS::B_REINKEMirabile dictuTue Dec 06 1988 17:567
    unintelligible lyrics-------------+
                                      |
                                      |
                                      ------> gigo
                                      |
                                      |
    I write for this project----------+
396.6615gigo --> I'm just a gigo-loDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanTue Dec 06 1988 18:011
    
396.6616just a gigo-lo -> jiggle-o -> jelloLEZAH::BOBBITTrecursive finger-pointing ensuedTue Dec 06 1988 18:057
    re: a few back
    
    fiche...gotta swim, birds gotta fly
    (but they don't last long if they try)
    
    		Pollution - Tom Lehrer
    
396.6617jello --> There's always roomVAXWRK::SIMONHugs Welcome Anytime!Tue Dec 06 1988 18:091
    
396.6618There's always room --> for one moreFLASH1::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Tue Dec 06 1988 18:3012
    
    there was an urban legend about a person who had a dream of waiting
    for an elevator.  The operator (they were manned in those days)
    opened the door of a crowded elevator and, when nobody stepped out,
    said, "There's always room for one more."  The person dreaming had
    a most terrifying feeling, that woke him/her up.  The next day,
    so goes the story, that person punched a button for an elevator;
    when it arrived, it was as the dream.  When the operator said, "There's
    always room for one more," the person declined.  The doors closed,
    and the elevator started up again.  In a few seconds, the cable
    broke and (it obviously not being an Otis) it fell to the bottom
    of the shaft, killing all aboard.
396.6619for one more --> but no more kids!WMOIS::B_REINKEMirabile dictuTue Dec 06 1988 18:321
    
396.6620but no more kids! -=> punch 'em insteadUNTADA::ODIJPo.......now + here = nowhere.......oTue Dec 06 1988 18:351
    John J
396.6621punch 'em instaed --> punchboardDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanTue Dec 06 1988 18:559
    Punchboard was a popular illegal gambling device when I was
    growing up.  Just about every bar in the state had a punchboard
    hidden out somewhere.  The board is a grid with little holes in
    the center of each square.  Each square has a hole in the middle.
    Each hole contains a tightly rolled slip of paper with a number on
    it.  You put down your money and pick a square on the board; the
    operator punches the slip out of that square. If the number on the
    paper matches the winning number for that board, you get the
    prize.  I haven't heard the name used since I moved east.
396.6622punchboard->punch bowlCHEFS::LAWSONMChristmas is for remembering JesusTue Dec 06 1988 19:011
    
396.6623punch bowl -> not another postseason game!!??MELEE::BIELSKIGotta code in m' nodeTue Dec 06 1988 19:101
    
396.6624postseason game ==> poachingEAGLE1::EGGERSTom, VAX &amp; MIPS architectureTue Dec 06 1988 19:191
    
396.6625poaching -> All these bowls are eggsasperatingKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowTue Dec 06 1988 19:480
396.6626All these bowls are eggsasperating -=> A very bad yoke !UNTADA::ODIJPo.......now + here = nowhere.......oTue Dec 06 1988 19:502
    John J
    
396.6627A very bad yoke -> Like the albatross, a burden to bearKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowTue Dec 06 1988 19:510
396.6628...a burden to bear->a sorrow to weepCHEFS::LAWSONMChristmas is for remembering JesusTue Dec 06 1988 19:591
    
396.6629Like the albatross, a burden to bear --> firefightingFLASH1::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Tue Dec 06 1988 20:0120
    
    As in Smokey, the Bear: "Only you can prevent forest fires."
    
    
    Re punchboards:
    
    When I was growing up, punchboards were in evidence among school
    children in Florida.  They used to be sold by the Johnson-Smith
    Novelty Company (which is still in business, but no longer stocks
    these); there was a guaranteed prize for the last punch-out, usually
    a pocketknife, so people would play to the end of these.  The material
    to be punched out was tinfoil, and the papers were _tightly_ rolled.
    I kinda miss them.
    
    re "A very bad yoke":
    
                      -<a very bad yoke --> rotten eggs>-
    
    yes, I know it's "yolk" ...
                                                                
396.6630more of our heritage razedKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowTue Dec 06 1988 20:052
    firefighting ->    ^
    a sorrow to weep ->
396.6631more of our heritage razed --> jungles in BrazilTERZA::ZANEfoxglove employeeTue Dec 06 1988 20:200
396.6632Jungles in Brazil --> Asphalt JungleRICKS::SATOWTue Dec 06 1988 20:261
     
396.6633asphalt jungle -> blackboard jungleCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNTue Dec 06 1988 20:271
    
396.6634blackboard jungle --> jungle bell...VAXWRK::SIMONHugs Welcome Anytime!Tue Dec 06 1988 20:312
    ('Tis the season)
    
396.6635jungle bell... -> jungle beau...MELEE::BIELSKIGotta code in m' nodeTue Dec 06 1988 20:352
    
    (Call me when the {hunting} season is over)
396.6636jungle beau -> Tarzan to JaneCAM::MAZURTue Dec 06 1988 20:531
    
396.6637Tarzan to Jane -> Steel JungleKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowTue Dec 06 1988 20:580
396.6638Steel Jungle -=> ill gotten bootyUNTADA::ODIJPo.......now + here = nowhere.......oTue Dec 06 1988 21:012
    John J
    
396.6639Tarzan to Jane -> Coal to NewcastleKERNEL::TBOOKERScience fiction, double featureTue Dec 06 1988 21:010
396.6640Coal to Newcastle -> oil to saladCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Dec 06 1988 21:378
    re: punchboards...
    Our PTA has a May fair at which the biggest attraction is the 
    punchboard. We sell all 1000 itty-bity chances until one of the
    kids wins the gaudy 'large prize' of the fair. A good time is had
    by all. :-)
    re: blackboard jungle <- asphalt jungle... -> rock around the block?
    :-)
    
396.6641diet is a four letter wordKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowTue Dec 06 1988 22:272
    ill gotten booty > > ^
    oil to salad > > > > ^
396.6642diet is a four letter word --> eat is a three letter wordAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoTue Dec 06 1988 22:440
396.6643eat is a three-letter word --> yum!FLASH1::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Tue Dec 06 1988 22:528
    
    Re "Jungle bell":
    
                    -<jungle bell --> elephant bell>-
    
    An elephant bell is a brass object that is attached to howdahs or
    reins used by elephants so that people can hear elephants coming
    in the southeastern Asian near-jungles.
396.6644eat is a three letter word -> 3 is better than 4WMOIS::B_REINKEMirabile dictuTue Dec 06 1988 22:531
396.66453 is better than 4 -> except when analysing crasheesKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowTue Dec 06 1988 23:330
396.6646DOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanWed Dec 07 1988 00:404
        3 is better than 4 -> except when analysing crashes --\
eat -<                                                         >- jelly side up
        yum!  ------------------------------------------------/

396.6647jelly side up --> Murphy missed!AITG::TRUMPLERTaking the 'I' out of AIWed Dec 07 1988 00:430
396.6648Murphy missed! -> Murphy not excempt from MurphyCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNWed Dec 07 1988 01:171
    
396.6649Murphy... murhpy -> RobocopHSSWS1::GREGMalice AforethoughtWed Dec 07 1988 02:001
    
396.6650Murphy not exempt ... -> In the beginning was MurphyKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowWed Dec 07 1988 02:010
396.6651LAMHRA::WHORLOWPrussiking up the rope of life!Wed Dec 07 1988 02:013
    Murphy not exempt from Murphy --> Recursion:: see come again,again
    
    
396.6652Recursion:: see come again,again -> would you mind repeating that ?KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowWed Dec 07 1988 02:020
396.6653would you mind repeating tha --> tha, thaLAMHRA::WHORLOWPrussiking up the rope of life!Wed Dec 07 1988 02:071
    
396.6654tha, tha -> it'll be alright in the morningKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowWed Dec 07 1988 02:240
396.6655it'll be alright in the morning --> It was alright tonight too!LAMHRA::WHORLOWPrussiking up the rope of life!Wed Dec 07 1988 02:341
    
396.6656It was alright tonight too! --> Was it good for you two?AITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoWed Dec 07 1988 02:380
396.6657Was it good for you two? --> wonderful to two too! LAMHRA::WHORLOWPrussiking up the rope of life!Wed Dec 07 1988 07:051
    
396.6658to two too ==> for four foreEAGLE1::EGGERSTom, VAX &amp; MIPS architectureWed Dec 07 1988 08:231
    
396.6659for four fore --> Stableford golfLAMHRA::WHORLOWPrussiking up the rope of life!Wed Dec 07 1988 12:251
    
396.6660Stable ford golf --> You can lead a horse to the tee...AYOV27::ISMITHHere's one I prepared earlier.Wed Dec 07 1988 13:404
    Re:  for four fore,
    
    
    	-< for four fore --> East Fife five >-
396.6661you can lead a horse to the tee, but watch his swingCHEFS::LAWSONMChristmas is for remembering JesusWed Dec 07 1988 14:071
    
396.6662horse...tee...swing --> bull in a china shopDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanWed Dec 07 1988 17:081
    
396.6663bull in a china shop -> Good salesmanCHEFS::LAWSONMChristmas is for remembering JesusWed Dec 07 1988 17:431
    
396.6664Good salesman -=> contradiction of termsUNTADI::ODIJPo.......now + here = nowhere.......oWed Dec 07 1988 17:511
    John J
396.6665FLASH1::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Wed Dec 07 1988 18:007
    Robocop ------------------+
                              |
                              |
    contradiction of terms ---+----> wrongful arrest ---+
                                                        |
                                                        |
    In the beginning was Murphy ------------------------+-----> mistrial
396.6666mistrial -> female defendantKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowWed Dec 07 1988 18:231
re for four fore  -> eight ate aight
396.6667female defendant -> put up your duchesses?LEZAH::BOBBITTrecursive finger-pointing ensuedWed Dec 07 1988 18:502
    female version of "put up your dukes?"
    
396.6668put up your duchesses -> then we'll have a real Grand Duchy!KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowWed Dec 07 1988 18:572
 Oh well, at least I managed to get all the 6's even if I can't manage
    the even 1000's!
396.6669then we'll have a real Grand Duchy! -> CornwallIOSG::LAWMExit functionality---enter functionWed Dec 07 1988 19:0413
    
    Boo hoo hoo .... I'd just worked out the following reply to .6666
    before I got `pipped to the post':
    
    female defendant -> Anne felt defamed
    
    (presumably because the plaintiff was being slanderous ...)
    
    So much for anagrams!
    
    Mat.
    *:o)
    
396.6670Cornwall -> Thatch roofHSSWS1::GREGMalice AforethoughtWed Dec 07 1988 19:141
    
396.6671Thatch Roof --> don't stow thronesTERZA::ZANEScience = Structured ChaosWed Dec 07 1988 20:010
396.6672don't stow thrones -> in a fishtankKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowWed Dec 07 1988 20:020
396.6673in a fishtank -=> BobUNTADI::ODIJPo.......now + here = nowhere.......oWed Dec 07 1988 20:183
    ALL fish are called , Bob .
    
    John J
396.6674bob -> bruce or bruceKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowWed Dec 07 1988 20:230
396.6675bruce or bruce --> scottish Christmas dinnerDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanWed Dec 07 1988 21:011
    
396.6676scottish Christmas dinner -> clan bangKERNEL::TBOOKERScience fiction, double featureWed Dec 07 1988 21:120
396.6677clan bang -> Ghost of Christmas presentsMELEE::BIELSKIGotta code in m' nodeWed Dec 07 1988 21:151
    
396.6678ghost of Christmas presents --> paper chaseDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanWed Dec 07 1988 21:181
    
396.6679paperchase->office workCHEFS::LAWSONMChristmas is for remembering JesusWed Dec 07 1988 21:201
    
396.6680office work -> oxymoron; no they don't!KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowWed Dec 07 1988 21:330
396.6681oxymoron --> stupid steerDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanWed Dec 07 1988 21:370
396.6682stupid steer -> been punched too oftCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Dec 07 1988 21:401
    
396.6683stupid steer -> dumbbullKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowWed Dec 07 1988 21:410
396.6684punch drunkEAGLE1::EGGERSTom, VAX &amp; MIPS architectureWed Dec 07 1988 21:421
    "punched too oft" + "dumbbull" ==>
396.6685punch drunk -> candy is dandy, but...COOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNWed Dec 07 1988 21:501
    
396.6686...but let them eat cakeDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanWed Dec 07 1988 22:121
    
396.6687let the (m eat cake) -> meatloafLEZAH::BOBBITTrecursive finger-pointing ensuedWed Dec 07 1988 22:247
    I remember a bit by George Carling about "the fridge"
    
    "And what is this meatcake stuff...I dunno...looks like it could
    be meat, could be cake...I dunno....and you know what I hate, you
    look in the fridge and find an empty plate...Oh no, Did something
    eat something else?"
    
396.6688meatloaf --> lazy meatFLASH1::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Wed Dec 07 1988 23:356
    
    Let's keep this G (or PG-13) rated, folks. ;-)
    
    Re "dumb steer":
    
                   -<dumb steer ---> disasterous advice>-
396.6689lazy meat -> sleepwokingMELEE::BIELSKIGotta code in m' nodeWed Dec 07 1988 23:413

    
    re: -.1, I think the rating depends on who's cooking.
396.6690lazy meat -> lazy faireCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Dec 07 1988 23:441
    
396.6691lazy faire ==> lacy fareEAGLE1::EGGERSTom, VAX &amp; MIPS architectureWed Dec 07 1988 23:481
    
396.6692DOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanWed Dec 07 1988 23:543
    lazy meat -+--> sleepwoking ---------------+---> honeymoon negligee
               |                               |
               +--> lazy faire --> lacy fare --+
396.6693honeymoon negligee ==> honeymoon negligentEAGLE1::EGGERSTom, VAX &amp; MIPS architectureWed Dec 07 1988 23:551
    
396.6694honeymoon negligent --> divorceDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanThu Dec 08 1988 00:111
    
396.6695divorce -> the end of the beginningKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowThu Dec 08 1988 00:200
396.6696divorce -- ...ffft!FLASH1::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Thu Dec 08 1988 00:2111
    
    Re "honeymoon negligent":
    
                   -<honeymoon negligent --> busman's honeymoon>-
    
    ... in the senseman that a busman's holiday is really no holiday
    at all.
    
    re ...ffft!":
    
    I believe this was a film about divorce starring Jack LKemon
396.6697ffft! ---- >eff or t less - --> 'seasyLAMHRA::WHORLOWPrussiking up the rope of life!Thu Dec 08 1988 00:231
    
396.6698'seasy -> 's all depen'KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowThu Dec 08 1988 00:250
396.6699's all depen' --> where de divin boards are!LAMHRA::WHORLOWPrussiking up the rope of life!Thu Dec 08 1988 00:261
    
396.6700DOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanThu Dec 08 1988 00:303
    divorce -+-> the end of the beginning ---------------+-> cannonball dive
             |                                           |
             +->...ffft! --> where de divin boards are! -+
396.6701cannonball dive --->bellyflopLAMHRA::WHORLOWPrussiking up the rope of life!Thu Dec 08 1988 00:361
    
396.6702bellyflop -->obese bellydancerFLASH1::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Thu Dec 08 1988 00:401
    
396.6703obese bellydancer --> big fat mamaLAMHRA::WHORLOWPrussiking up the rope of life!Thu Dec 08 1988 00:501
    
396.6704obese bellydancer -> gross entertainmentDDIF::STONERoyThu Dec 08 1988 00:502
     
    
396.6705gross entertainment --> 144 piece orchestraAITG::TRUMPLERTaking the 'I' out of AIThu Dec 08 1988 00:510
396.6706144 piece orchestra --> 76 trombonesRICKS::SATOWThu Dec 08 1988 00:561
    
396.670776 trombones -> 1 accordianCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNThu Dec 08 1988 01:001
    Continuing in the vein of gross entertainment...
396.67081 accordian --> And a Partridge in a Pear TreeVAXWRK::SIMONHugs Welcome Anytime!Thu Dec 08 1988 01:042
    
    (tis the season...)
396.6709partridge in a pear tree --> pheasant under glassDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanThu Dec 08 1988 01:142
    Isn't an Accordian what you get when a Honda is the middle car
    of a three-car pileup?
396.6710pheasant under glass --> peasant under classRICKS::SATOWThu Dec 08 1988 01:291
    
396.6711peasant under class --> freshmen at a cow collegeDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanThu Dec 08 1988 01:352

        I can make a derogatory joke; I graduated from a cow college...
396.6712freshman at a cow college -> Grazing while hazingCAM::MAZURThu Dec 08 1988 01:381
    
396.6713grazing while hazing -> daze of yoreKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowThu Dec 08 1988 01:460
396.6714Grazing while hazing ->Dormitory room(in)ate(or)RICKS::SATOWThu Dec 08 1988 01:488
    Bonnie,
    
    Which cow college?  Herevard?  Mount Holyokestein?  Jersey State?
    Moosouri?
    
    Clay
    
    
396.6715KERNEL::TBOOKERScience fiction, double featureThu Dec 08 1988 16:043
    Dorm roomate ---+
    		    +------>    Two for cloud nine please.
    daze of yore ---+
396.6716Two for cloud nine please --> 8 Miles HighAYOV27::ISMITHHere's one I prepared earlier.Thu Dec 08 1988 16:461
    
396.6717FLASH1::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Thu Dec 08 1988 17:145
    Big fat mama ----------------------+
                                       |
                                       |
                                       |
    8 miles high ----------------------+---------> overweight stewardess
396.6718overweight stewardess -> carry-on baggage... :-)CSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Dec 08 1988 18:061
    
396.6719carry-on baggage -> so it doesn't get lostLEZAH::BOBBITTrecursive finger-pointing ensuedThu Dec 08 1988 18:191
    
396.6720so it doesn't get lost -> unless you forget itKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowThu Dec 08 1988 18:340
396.6721unless you forget it -> just turn aroundMELEE::BIELSKIGotta code in m' nodeThu Dec 08 1988 18:409

    
    from a golf joke about the verrry big boss who took his first swing
    at the tee, missed, but couldn't find the ball because it was under
    him.  His fellow golfers were subordinates who didn't know how to
    give him the news, until one told him to turn around - in doing
    so, he "uncovered" his golf ball.
    
    Stan B.
396.6722unless you forget it --> forget what?AITG::TRUMPLERTaking the 'I' out of AIThu Dec 08 1988 18:440
396.6723forget what? --> the $100 you owe me :-)AITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoThu Dec 08 1988 19:350
396.6724The $100 you owe me -> or I breaka you arm!RUTLND::SATOWThu Dec 08 1988 19:551
    
396.6725money go 'roundKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowThu Dec 08 1988 19:552
    the $100 you owe me ->^
    just turn around -> ->^
396.6726money go 'roun --> ride the painted poniesWMOIS::B_REINKEMirabile dictuThu Dec 08 1988 19:581
    
396.6727ride the painted ponies --> StewballVAXWRK::SIMONHugs Welcome Anytime!Thu Dec 08 1988 20:082
    
    Ala Peter Paul and Mary racehorse song...
396.6728stewball --> two strikes [one man out, the runner on third ...]FLASH1::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Thu Dec 08 1988 20:1311
    
    Re "Money go 'roun'.":
    
                   -<money go 'roun' --> bad penny>-
    
    as in "the bad penny always returns."
    
    "Stewball" also could be:
    
                -<stewball --> flight attendants' formal dance>-
                
396.6729heads for homeMELEE::BIELSKIGotta code in m' nodeThu Dec 08 1988 20:283

    
    because he's late for dinner.
396.6730cannibals trophysKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowThu Dec 08 1988 20:483
     Stewball -> who's talking about me again
    
    stuart
396.6731cannibals trophys --> moleskinsVAXWRK::SIMONHugs Welcome Anytime!Thu Dec 08 1988 21:171
    
396.6732mole's kins -> kissing cousinsCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNThu Dec 08 1988 21:421
    
396.6733kissing cousins -> Holiday spiritMELEE::BIELSKIGotta code in m' nodeThu Dec 08 1988 21:506
    

    or - "not as bad as kissing your sister..."
    
    Stan B.
        
396.6734Holiday spirit -> Holiday InnCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Dec 08 1988 21:532
    soon on the tele....
     Bing Crosby in ....
396.6735Holiday spirit ---> ghost of Christmas pastWMOIS::B_REINKEMirabile dictuThu Dec 08 1988 21:531
    
396.6736ghost of Xmas past -> who wants ystrdys spirits?CSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Dec 08 1988 21:551
    
396.6737FLASH1::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Thu Dec 08 1988 22:3917
    Holiday  Inn ---------------------+
                                      |
                                      |
                                      |
    Who wants yesterday's spirits? ---+----->fine vintages
    
    Re Holiday Inn:
    
    Probably as impressive as the Christmas sequence was Fred Astaire's
    "firecracker tap dance" for the Fourth of July.
    
    The most famous thing about _Holiday Inn_ was  the song _White
    Christmas_,sung by Crosby as only he could.
    
    But the song was so popular, it spawned another movie, _White
    Christmas_, that not only featured the song, but Danny Kaye, whjo
    nearly stole the show...
396.6738yesterday's spirits -> 12 year old scotchLEZAH::BOBBITTrecursive finger-pointing ensuedThu Dec 08 1988 22:391
    
396.673912 year old Scotch -> 11 fingers of tequilaCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNFri Dec 09 1988 00:031
    Hmm, could this be the start of the 12 days of Christmas drinks??
396.6740 -------> 10 year old brandyWMOIS::B_REINKEMirabile dictuFri Dec 09 1988 00:107
    11 fingers of tequila--------------+
                                       |
                                       |
                                       ----->10 year old brandy
                                       |
                                       |
    fine vintages----------------------+
396.674110 year old brandy -> ice nineLEZAH::BOBBITTrecursive finger-pointing ensuedFri Dec 09 1988 00:312
    the drink to end all drinks!
    
396.674210 year old brandy -> 9 bottles of beer ( dark )CSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Dec 09 1988 00:321
    
396.6743eight drinking partnersKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowFri Dec 09 1988 00:552
    ice nine -> > > > >  ^
    nine bottles of beer ^
396.6744no thanks, I just eightMELEE::BIELSKIGotta code in m' nodeFri Dec 09 1988 00:5517
    
    	ice nine 		9 bottles of beer (dark)
    	   |				|
    	   |				|
    
    	   9				9
    
    	   |				|
    	   +----------------------------+    	  
			|
    		      9 * 9
    			|
    		       81
    			|				^
    		      8 * 1				|
    			|				|
    			+-------------------------------+
396.6745no thanks, I just eight -> well, I'm seven mine for tomorrow, so there!KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowFri Dec 09 1988 02:350
396.6746... seven mine for ... --> six of one half dozen of the otherAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoFri Dec 09 1988 02:430
396.6747six of one ... --> slip me a finHSSWS1::GREGMalice AforethoughtFri Dec 09 1988 04:422
    					^
    	8,6,7 --> 5 --> $5.00 --> fin --+
396.6748slip me a fin --> square dancingTERZA::ZANEScience = Structured ChaosFri Dec 09 1988 09:173
   4 . . .

396.6749square dancing --> Padre, Fille, Spiritu SanctiHSSWS1::GREGMalice AforethoughtFri Dec 09 1988 10:261
    3 . . .
396.6750 Padre, Fille, Spiritu Sancti -> dad, son & wa bottle of whiskeyKERNEL::TBOOKERScience fiction, double featureFri Dec 09 1988 15:350
396.6751dad, son & wa bottle of whiskey --> et [drank] tu? who won?FLASH1::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Fri Dec 09 1988 17:1710
    
    Re "slip me a fin":
    
                    -<slip me a fin --> four the halibut>-
    
    Re "square dancing":
            
                          -<square dancing --> tri it>-
    
    
396.6752et [drank] tu? who won? -> no won, jest won leftMELEE::BIELSKIGotta code in m' nodeFri Dec 09 1988 18:211
    
396.6753no won, jest won left --> winsome losesumVAXWRK::SIMONHugs Welcome Anytime!Fri Dec 09 1988 18:271
    
396.6754winsome losesum --> Las Vegas in DecemberHSSWS1::GREGMalice AforethoughtFri Dec 09 1988 18:391
    
396.6755KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowFri Dec 09 1988 18:481
-<Las Vegas in December -> And one counter left on the table>-
396.6756------> time to go homeWMOIS::B_REINKEMirabile dictuFri Dec 09 1988 20:208
    
    
    
    8 drinking partners----------------+
                                       |
                                       ----> time to go home
                                       |
    And one counter left on the table--+
396.6757time to go home -> T.G.I.FCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Dec 09 1988 21:161
    
396.6758KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowFri Dec 09 1988 21:373
              -<T.G.I.F -> Come day go day, God send ???day>-
    
    Friday for some, Monday for others & Doomsday for the depressed!
396.6759Come day go day, God send ???day -> Cole PorterMELEE::BIELSKIGotta code in m' nodeFri Dec 09 1988 22:146

    
    He wrote "Night and Day"...  (you are the one, only you beneath
				    the stars and under the sun...)
    
    you're lucky you can't hear me.
396.6760cole porter -> works with Cole MinerKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowFri Dec 09 1988 23:080
396.6761cole miner -> hot majorCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNSat Dec 10 1988 00:151
    What do you call an East European bitumenous miner?  Coal Slav!
396.6762hot major --> Hot LipsTERZA::ZANEScience = Structured ChaosSat Dec 10 1988 00:490
396.6763Hot Lips -> Burning LoveCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Sat Dec 10 1988 00:561
    ... courtesy of Elvis ( Presley, not Costello )
396.6764burning love -> arsonist needing penicillinCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNSat Dec 10 1988 01:161
    Sung by a torch singer perhaps?
396.6765arsonist needing pennicillin -> sees a burns doctorKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowSat Dec 10 1988 02:000
396.6766sees a burns doctor -> and gets several shotsMELEE::BIELSKIGotta code in m' nodeSat Dec 10 1988 02:044

    
    by coincidence, it was the burns doctor's house that the arsonist
    burned.
396.6767and gets several shots -> a fuel injection!KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowSat Dec 10 1988 02:080
396.6768a fuel injection! -> [multiple choice:]MELEE::BIELSKIGotta code in m' nodeSun Dec 11 1988 19:5717


    	am having trouble making a decision, so will leave it to the
    next footballer:
        
    a. hot blooded
    
    b. primed in time
    
    c. high octane under control
    
    d. caffeine was never like this
    
    e. of course my insurance covers it
    
    f. all of the above

396.6769a fuel injection ==> [multiple choice:] ==> dinnerEAGLE1::EGGERSTom, VAX &amp; MIPS architectureMon Dec 12 1988 01:1511
    None of the above.
    
    a fuel injection ==>	Dinner time, dinner time,
    				Din din dinner time,
    				Diiiiiiinnnnnneeeeeerrrr time!

    
    Reply .6789 is coming up very soon, probably tomorrow.
    
    Also, the expected date for reply .7000 is 21 December 1988.
396.6770THEGIZ::PITARDCalifornia Dreaming, on a winters day...Mon Dec 12 1988 04:221
       
396.6771diner --> greasy spoonTERZA::ZANEScience = Structured ChaosMon Dec 12 1988 06:230
396.6772greasy spoon --> choke 'n pukeTERZA::ZANEScience = Structured ChaosMon Dec 12 1988 06:240
396.6773choke 'n puke ---> chew 'n spewLAMHRA::WHORLOWPrussiking up the rope of life!Mon Dec 12 1988 06:431
    
396.6774chew 'n spew --> kiss and tellAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoMon Dec 12 1988 07:560
396.6775kiss and tell ==> Cad!EAGLE1::EGGERSTom, VAX &amp; MIPS architectureMon Dec 12 1988 08:363
    You must not kiss and tell, Sir!
    
    		William Congreve
396.6776Cad! --> illacVAXWRK::SIMONHugs Welcome Anytime!Mon Dec 12 1988 12:461
    
396.6777cadillac -> pinkCHEFS::LAWSONMChristmas is for remembering JesusMon Dec 12 1988 13:411
    
396.6778pink ==>> Pretty inTHEGIZ::PITARDCalifornia Dreaming, on a winters day...Mon Dec 12 1988 16:313

From the movie of the same title.
396.6779Pink, Pretty in --> Psychedelic FursDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanMon Dec 12 1988 18:017

    re: way back, at cow colleges
    
    I went to Montana State University, affectionately known [in
    Montana, anyway] as Moo U, the Udder university. 
    
    --bonnie
396.6780Psychedelic Furs -> visions of lovelinessMELEE::BIELSKIGotta code in m' nodeMon Dec 12 1988 18:091
    
396.6781visions of loveliness -> enchanted visionsLEZAH::BOBBITTrecursive finger-pointing ensuedMon Dec 12 1988 18:124
    I always loved this phrase backwards, it's
    
    detnahcne snoisiv
    
396.6782enchanted visions -> sights for sore eyesKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowMon Dec 12 1988 18:230
396.6783sights for sore eyes ==> a full shelf of VisineTHEGIZ::PITARDCalifornia Dreaming, on a winters day...Mon Dec 12 1988 18:580
396.6784a full shelf of Visine --> optical illusionTERZA::ZANEScience = Structured ChaosMon Dec 12 1988 19:330
396.6785optical illusion -=> lifeUNTADI::ODIJPo.......now + here = nowhere.......oMon Dec 12 1988 19:551
    John J
396.6786optical illusion -> Escher ( who else?)CSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Mon Dec 12 1988 19:561
    
396.6787Escher --> bless youMARVIN::MACHINMon Dec 12 1988 20:142
    
    
396.6788Escher & Life -> MetamorphoseLEZAH::BOBBITTrecursive finger-pointing ensuedMon Dec 12 1988 20:153
    where life is that game you watch on computers with little
    self-replicating cells...
    
396.6789bless you & metamorphose -> mephistophelesLEZAH::BOBBITTrecursive finger-pointing ensuedMon Dec 12 1988 20:161
    
396.6790mephistopheles -> the Devil made me do itCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNMon Dec 12 1988 21:081
    
396.6791the Devil made me do it -> So said Miss Jones...CSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Mon Dec 12 1988 21:431
    
396.6792So said Miss Jones -> thus spake ZarathustraKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowMon Dec 12 1988 22:520
396.6793thus spake Zarathustra --> who?AITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoMon Dec 12 1988 23:210
396.6794thus spake Zarathustra ==> who? ==> Zara the StraTHEGIZ::PITARDCalifornia Dreaming, on a winters day...Mon Dec 12 1988 23:350
396.6795FLASH1::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Tue Dec 13 1988 01:0224
    Zara the Stra ---> Saw-a the Strad ---+--> fiddling around ---+
                                          |                       |
                                          |                       |
    Hot Blooded ----> gypsy --> violins --+                       |
                                                                  |
                                                                  |
    High Octane Under Control -+--> Premium gasoline -------------+
                               |                                  |
                               +---------+                        |
    Racing Cars ---------> pit crews ----+                        |
                                                                  |
                                                                  |
    Of course my insurance covers it ----+-- thrills and spills <-+
                                         |
    +---- Adreniline galore <------------+
    |
    |
    +----------> can't sleep -------------+
                                          |
                                          |
    Caffien was never like this ----------+--------- Primed in time
                                          |
                                          |
                                          +-----> exam jitters
396.6796exam jitters ==> exam nightmaresEAGLE1::EGGERSTom, VAX &amp; MIPS architectureTue Dec 13 1988 01:231
    
396.6797exam nightmares --> advanced math classWMOIS::B_REINKEMirabile dictuTue Dec 13 1988 01:305
    
    
    I still dream that I should have been attending a math class all
    semester and now it is time for finals, and I've never been to
    a single class......
396.6798exam nightmares -> inspected by a white ChargerMELEE::BIELSKIGotta code in m' nodeTue Dec 13 1988 01:333

    
    Who said premium gasoline and caffeine don't mix?
396.6799KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowTue Dec 13 1988 02:113
    Advanced math class -> 2+2=5 ->
					> doomed to hell
    inspected by a white Charger -> 
396.6800doomed to hell -> trying to be an AngelMELEE::BIELSKIGotta code in m' nodeTue Dec 13 1988 02:291
    
396.6801doomed to hell --> Hell hath no fury like a woman scornedLAMHRA::WHORLOWPrussiking up the rope of life!Tue Dec 13 1988 02:291
    
396.6802between the Devil and the deep blue See?MELEE::BIELSKIGotta code in m' nodeTue Dec 13 1988 02:346
    
                                               ^
                                               |
    trying to be an Angel  - - - - - - - - - - +
                                               |
    Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned - - +
396.6803between D & C -> between a rock and a hard placeCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNTue Dec 13 1988 02:461
    
396.6804KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowTue Dec 13 1988 02:472
    btwn t dvl nd t dp bl c -> I see sir said the blind man quite buffly,
                                 Chips with everything!
396.6805Chips with Everything! --> A little silicon with sauce, please!TERZA::ZANEScience = Structured ChaosTue Dec 13 1988 07:590
396.6806a little silicon with sauce -=> micro food processorUNTADI::ODIJPo.......now + here = nowhere.......oTue Dec 13 1988 14:372
    John J
    
396.6807CHEFS::LAWSONMChristmas is for remembering JesusTue Dec 13 1988 14:571
-<A little silicon with sauce, please! -> a chip to light a red light>-
396.6808UNTADI::ODIJPo.......now + here = nowhere.......oTue Dec 13 1988 15:459
    a micro food processor -------|
                                  |----- power on 
    a chip to light a red light---|


                                                 
    .6807 was 20 minutes after .6806 . That's some network you have , Mark .
                                                                   
    John J
396.6809power on --> pedal to the metalAYOV27::ISMITHHere's one I prepared earlier.Tue Dec 13 1988 15:571
    
396.6810pedal to the metal->foot to the boardsCHEFS::LAWSONMChristmas is for remembering JesusTue Dec 13 1988 16:036
    
    
    Re network: I duno, sometimes it is fast and others it is........
    
    8-)
    mark
396.6811foot to the boards -> All the world's a stage ...IOSG::LAWMExit functionality---enter functionTue Dec 13 1988 16:271
    
396.6812All the W's a S -> and many people ride shotgunCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Dec 13 1988 17:201
    
396.6813and many people ride shotgun --> only a few ride as shogunFLASH1::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Tue Dec 13 1988 17:462
    
    ... a chief difference ... ;-)
396.6814only a few ride as shogun-> wise grasshopper !CHEFS::LAWSONMChristmas is for remembering JesusTue Dec 13 1988 18:001
    
396.6815wise grasshopper ---> foolish ant!WMOIS::B_REINKEMirabile dictuTue Dec 13 1988 18:081
    
396.6816foolish ant! -> the dotted lineMELEE::BIELSKIGotta code in m' nodeTue Dec 13 1988 18:1513

    
    Reminded me of a joke long forgotten, about two ants on a cereal
    box.  Once kept running around the top of the box; the second finally
    slowed him down long enough to inquire about the strange activity.
    
    "Just following directions", he panted - 
    "see....tear along dotted line."

    Seasons Greetings, in any case.
    
    
    Stan B
396.6817KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowTue Dec 13 1988 18:192
    the dotted line -> I'm not drank, ociffer!
  
396.6818I'm not drank, ociffer! -=> well, whatever your on , gimmee!UNTADI::ODIJPo.......now + here = nowhere.......oTue Dec 13 1988 18:262
    John J
396.6819well, whatever you're on, gimme --> fiveFLASH1::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Tue Dec 13 1988 19:372
    
    a "high five" indeed!
396.6820five -> painful demi-deci-digitsKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowTue Dec 13 1988 19:570
396.6821painful demi-deci-digits -> Surf's up - Hang TenMELEE::BIELSKIGotta code in m' nodeTue Dec 13 1988 20:065

    
    for nonsurfers like me: "Hang ten", I am told, is when you are out
    on the leading edge of your surfboard, enjoying riding the wave
    to the max.
396.6822hang ten -> free the rest !!CHEFS::LAWSONMChristmas is for remembering JesusTue Dec 13 1988 20:221
    
396.6823free the rest -> free beesCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNTue Dec 13 1988 20:461
    
396.6824free bees -> L M N O B S...CSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Dec 13 1988 20:481
    
396.6825l m n o b s -> S A R, C D B D I S !KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowTue Dec 13 1988 20:540
396.6826 S A R, C D B D I S --> F U N E M? S V F M.WMOIS::B_REINKEMirabile dictuTue Dec 13 1988 21:171
    
396.6827* -> tea for twoIOSG::LAWMExit functionality---enter functionTue Dec 13 1988 21:339
    F U N E M? S V F M ->
    F U N E X? S V F X ->
    O K. M N X N T 4 2 ->
    tea for two
    
    
    Mat.
    *:o)
    
396.6828tea for two -> Spike JonesMELEE::BIELSKIGotta code in m' nodeTue Dec 13 1988 21:591
    
396.6829FLASH1::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Tue Dec 13 1988 22:5517
    Spike Jones ------+----> novel music --------------------------+
                      |                                            |
                      |                                            |
                      +---> All I Want For Christmas ... ----------+
                      |                                            |
                      |                                            |
                      +--> I Dream of Brownie With the Light... ---+
                      |                                            |
                      |                                            |
                      +------> Doodles Weaver ---------------------+
                      |                                            |
                      |                                            |
                      +------> Sir Fredrick Gas -------------------+
                                                                   |
                                                                   |
                                                                   |
                                       Memories <------------------+
396.6830Memories --> obscure the presentTERZA::ZANEScience = Structured ChaosTue Dec 13 1988 22:595
< Note 396.6829 by FLASH1::KALLIS "Anger's no replacement for reason." >


    

396.6831obscure the present -> hide it behind the treeCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNTue Dec 13 1988 23:031
    
396.6832KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowWed Dec 14 1988 01:204
-< hide it behind the tree -> Life is a figment of my own imagination >-

    
     My goodness, what an imagination!
396.6833Life is a figment of my own imagination --> solipsismFLASH1::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Wed Dec 14 1988 01:591
    
396.6834solipsism ---> osculationLAMHRA::WHORLOWPrussiking up the rope of life!Wed Dec 14 1988 02:281
    
396.6835osculation -> true love at lastMELEE::BIELSKIGotta code in m' nodeWed Dec 14 1988 02:311
    
396.6836true love at last--> from just one kiss?WMOIS::B_REINKEMirabile dictuWed Dec 14 1988 07:366
    
    
    osculation is one of my favorite words, kinda like
    defensetration..
    
    
396.6837from just one kiss->no danger !CHEFS::LAWSONMChristmas is for remembering JesusWed Dec 14 1988 12:371
    
396.6838no danger --> no adventureFLASH1::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Wed Dec 14 1988 16:581
    
396.6839no adventure -> Colossal Cave disappearsIOSG::LAWMExit functionality---enter functionWed Dec 14 1988 17:040
396.6840Colossal Cave Disappears! -> film at elevenLEZAH::BOBBITTrecursive finger-pointing ensuedWed Dec 14 1988 18:201
    
396.6841film at eleven --> 12 o'clock highDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanWed Dec 14 1988 18:261
    
396.684212 o'clock high --> three martini lunchRICKS::SATOWWed Dec 14 1988 18:281
    
396.6843three martini lunch ==> looks like I won't be going back to work today!THEGIZ::PITARDCalifornia Dreaming, on a winters day...Wed Dec 14 1988 18:300
396.6844won't be going back to work --> don't I wishDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanWed Dec 14 1988 18:351
    
396.6845don't I wish --> upon a starFLASH1::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Wed Dec 14 1988 18:4312
    
    Re "12 O'Clock High":
    
                   -<12 O'clock high --> Rocky Mountain High>-
    
    small confession: when I first saw that John Denver song title,
    I thought it referred to a secondary school in one of the Western
    states.
    
    re "film at eleven":
    
                 -<film at eleven --> mouthwash at eleven-fifteen>-
396.6846upon a star -> starlight expressLEZAH::BOBBITTdid you say sugar? 1 lump or 2 ?Wed Dec 14 1988 19:041
    
396.6847starlight express --> Orient ExpressAITG::TRUMPLERTaking the 'I' out of AIWed Dec 14 1988 19:170
396.6848Orient Express->PullmanCHEFS::LAWSONMChristmas is for remembering JesusWed Dec 14 1988 19:261
    
396.6849Pullman --> luxuryFLASH1::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Wed Dec 14 1988 19:3827
    
    Re "Orient Express":
    
                   -<Orient Express --> Murder>-
    
    Re Pullman:
    
    Ah, the memories of yesteryear!  My greatest memory of the Pullman
    coaches I rode about in my prepubescent years was a prim little
    sign on the hide-away toilet:
    
                    Passengers will pleasde refrain from
                    flushing toilet while train is in
                    station.
    
    This was because the flushing process dumped detritis onto the tracks.
    Averaged over a long train ride, this was nothing, but in a railroad
    station, this could be pretty messy.
    
    I remember more than once as a child flushing the toilet
    (unnecessarily) just to see the traintrack ties go zipping by.
    
    I understand that some similar arrangement was made on the early
    Ford Trimotor airplanes used as airliners.  The pilots observed
    that a "flushing" toilet made a great drift meter, but I'd hate
    to have been living on one of the better traveled air routes back
    then.
396.6850luxury --> eggsHSSWS1::GREGMalice AforethoughtWed Dec 14 1988 20:006
    				       ^
    	Pullman ---> Egg crates --+    |
    				  |    |
    				  +----+
    				  |
        luxury --> caviar --------+
396.6851eggs -> actly perfectMELEE::BIELSKIGotta code in m' nodeWed Dec 14 1988 20:081
    
396.6852exactly perfect -> the yolk's on the eggspurtKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowWed Dec 14 1988 20:390
396.6853eggspurt -> egg cues meCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNWed Dec 14 1988 20:421
    Said by a mother hen at hatching time?
396.6854TARKIN::WISMARWed Dec 14 1988 20:593
    eggspurt----------+
                      +-------> PUNishing EGGsaggerations
    egg cues me-------+
396.6855PUNishing EGGsagerations -> all white, all whiteMELEE::BIELSKIGotta code in m' nodeWed Dec 14 1988 21:061
    
396.6856All white, all white->wot 'ave we 'ere then ?CHEFS::LAWSONMChristmas is for remembering JesusWed Dec 14 1988 21:091
    Policeman with a cockney accent 8-)
396.6857wot 'ave we 'ere then -> Just shelling out a few puns officerKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowWed Dec 14 1988 21:120
396.6858shelling out a few puns -> Corporal Pun-ishmentCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNWed Dec 14 1988 21:201
    And the officer's name was...
396.6859Corporal Pun-ishment ==> Sergent JokerTHEGIZ::PITARDCalifornia Dreaming, on a winters day...Wed Dec 14 1988 21:410
396.6860corporal Punishment -> needed a box to put his albuminKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowWed Dec 14 1988 21:410
396.6861FLASH1::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Wed Dec 14 1988 21:4510
    Corporal Pun-ishment --> Lieutenant Kiji [how suite!]----> legend
                                                               ---+---
                                                                  |
                                                                  |
    Actly Perfect ---> unexcelled performance -----> thespian ----+
                                                                  |
                           +------- John Barrymore <--------------+
                           |
                           |
                           +---------> profile
396.6862profile -> chicken coopCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Dec 14 1988 22:191
    
396.6863chicken coop => a fowl marketing agreementKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowWed Dec 14 1988 22:210
396.6864a fowl marketing agreement --> Purdue chicken partsDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanWed Dec 14 1988 22:351
    Oh, these puns.  Where's the nearest eggsit?
396.6865Purdue chicken parts -> Library recall cardKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowWed Dec 14 1988 22:391
396.6866library recall card --> where did that building go?DOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanWed Dec 14 1988 22:431
    
396.6867where did that building go? ==> It went that-a-way.THEGIZ::PITARDCalifornia Dreaming, on a winters day...Wed Dec 14 1988 23:230
396.6868* -> missing boxCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNWed Dec 14 1988 23:483
    Sergeant Joker --------\
    needed a box ------------->
    it went that-a-way ----/
396.6869missing box --> missing linkRICKS::SATOWWed Dec 14 1988 23:501
    
396.6870missing box => displaced fightKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowWed Dec 14 1988 23:510
396.6871DOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanThu Dec 15 1988 00:003
    missing link    \
                     +-->  vacant title
    displaced fight /
396.6872vacant title --> blank bookFLASH1::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Thu Dec 15 1988 00:0611
    
    Re "missing link":
    
                      -<missing link --> absent trainer>-
    
    The "Link Trainer" is a simulator to help pilots get or maintain
    their flight proficiency.              
    
    re "displaced fight":
    
                -<displaced fight --> step outside and say that!>-
396.6873blank book --> blank lookDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanThu Dec 15 1988 00:1612

    
    re: Link trainer -- I've got a friend who's an engineer for Link. Link
    will build simulators to order governments and such to use in polot
    training; he gets to deliver them and help set them up, which means he
    gets to pretend he's flying. 
    
    One of the group's games for testing is to get in the simulators
    and play "chicken" . . . 
    
    --bonnie
    
396.6874blank look -> after being shot a glanceOFFPLS::PIDUSERThu Dec 15 1988 00:251
    
396.6875after being shot a glance --> ricochetFLASH1::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Thu Dec 15 1988 00:481
    
396.6876ricochet --> romanceRICKS::SATOWThu Dec 15 1988 01:031
    
396.6877ricochet -> romance -> Irish love partnerKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowThu Dec 15 1988 01:101
    
396.6878Irish love partner --> Game, set, match to PirelliDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanThu Dec 15 1988 01:251
    I mean, if the Irish had love, the other team must have won, right?
396.6879... match to Pirelli --> auto da feFLASH1::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Thu Dec 15 1988 01:401
    
396.6880Dunlop didn't have a Goodyear, someone torched their FirestoneKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowThu Dec 15 1988 01:421
    Game set and match to PIrelli ^
396.6881Dunlop.... -> another TIREd pun... :-)CSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Dec 15 1988 02:101
    
396.6882another TIREd pun --> a wheel bad pun, too!AITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoThu Dec 15 1988 02:420
396.6883a wheel bad pun, too ---> from a spokesperson?LAMHRA::WHORLOWPrussiking up the rope of life!Thu Dec 15 1988 02:494
    
    
    I worked for Sunger-Link in the UK for 8 years before I came to
    Oz. Simulators ==> toys for grownups!
396.6884form a spokesperson? => who's rolling with the timesKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowThu Dec 15 1988 02:540
396.6885who's rolling with the time --> learn your times tablesAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoThu Dec 15 1988 07:450
396.6886learn your times tables --> SharepricesLAMHRA::WHORLOWPrussiking up the rope of life!Thu Dec 15 1988 10:571
    
396.6887shareprices->two in the marketCHEFS::LAWSONMChristmas is for remembering JesusThu Dec 15 1988 12:141
    
396.6888two in the market => little piggiesMARVIN::KNOWLESthe teddy-bears have their nit-pickThu Dec 15 1988 13:141
    
396.6889little piggies-> small baconCHEFS::LAWSONMChristmas is for remembering JesusThu Dec 15 1988 13:431
    
396.6890small bacon -> sell the sizzleMELEE::BIELSKIGotta code in m' nodeThu Dec 15 1988 16:581
396.6891FLASH1::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Thu Dec 15 1988 17:315
    auto da fe ----------+
                         |
                         |
    sell the sizzle -----+------> inquisition
    
396.6892inquisition ==> inquisitorTHEGIZ::PITARDCalifornia Dreaming, on a winters day...Thu Dec 15 1988 17:540
396.6893inquistor->visitor to san quintinCHEFS::LAWSONMChristmas is for remembering JesusThu Dec 15 1988 17:551
    
396.6894THEGIZ::PITARDCalifornia Dreaming, on a winters day...Thu Dec 15 1988 17:574

visitor to san quintin ==> you can check out any time you like, but you can
							never leave
396.6895you can check out any time... => mental hospitalKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowThu Dec 15 1988 18:040
396.6896mental hospital --> nuthatchFLASH1::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Thu Dec 15 1988 18:196
    
    Re .6894:  
    
    Isn't that going a bit overboard for a "word" association?
    
    some of us grit our teeth at short phrases, but ...
396.6897nuthatch=>One Flew Over ...=> Ken Kesey => drugsTARKIN::WISMARThu Dec 15 1988 18:221
    
396.6898drugs---> cold pillsWMOIS::B_REINKEMirabile dictuThu Dec 15 1988 18:501
    
396.6899Ken Kesey -> drugs -> "The Doors" to perceptionLEZAH::BOBBITTdid you say sugar? 1 lump or 2 ?Thu Dec 15 1988 18:521
    
396.6900"the Doors" to perception => a revolving imageKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowThu Dec 15 1988 19:010
396.6901flu-ing always makes me dizzyMELEE::BIELSKIGotta code in m' nodeThu Dec 15 1988 19:086
    
    	                                ^
	cold pills  - - - - - - +       |
	                        | - - - +
	a revolving image - - - +
    
396.6902makes me dizzy -> deanCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNThu Dec 15 1988 21:441
    
396.6903dean -> of student affairsAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoThu Dec 15 1988 22:010
396.6904dean of student affairs ==> the young Don JuanEAGLE1::EGGERSTom, VAX &amp; MIPS architectureThu Dec 15 1988 22:061
    
396.6905the young Don Juan -> practice! practice! practice!MELEE::BIELSKIGotta code in m' nodeThu Dec 15 1988 22:324

    
    from the old joke about the musician who was unfamiliar with 
    New York City asking a native how to get to Carnegie Hall.
396.6906Don Juan --> practice! --> it comes naturallyDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanThu Dec 15 1988 22:481
    
396.6907it comes naturally -> snowCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNThu Dec 15 1988 23:181
    Colorado was blanketed with about 6" last night.
396.6908snow => our turn right now!KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowThu Dec 15 1988 23:500
396.6909(our) turn right now! -> missed the exitLEZAH::BOBBITTdid you say sugar? 1 lump or 2 ?Fri Dec 16 1988 01:081
    
396.6910and he never returned, no he never returnedDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanFri Dec 16 1988 01:091
    
396.6911...never returned --> Scollay Square StationRUTLND::SATOWFri Dec 16 1988 01:271
    
396.6912never returned -> He'll ride forever 'neath the streets of BostonKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowFri Dec 16 1988 01:280
396.6913...ride forever... -> depressed artery & driverMELEE::BIELSKIGotta code in m' nodeFri Dec 16 1988 01:365

    
    There is a massive effort underway to put one of Boston's main 
    arteries underground.  I think motorists have been advised to 
    stay home for a few years.
396.6914depressed artery and driver -> a veinous task!KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowFri Dec 16 1988 01:460
396.6915a veinous task -> some ran on RSX!CSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Dec 16 1988 01:551
    
396.6916some ran on RSX -> and even slower on VMS!KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowFri Dec 16 1988 01:591
     Watch it - that's my job - I support RSX!
396.6917...RSX -> ...VMS -> EUNUCHS allMELEE::BIELSKIGotta code in m' nodeFri Dec 16 1988 02:051
    
396.6918EUNUCHS all --> safe harem sexHSSWS1::GREGMalice AforethoughtFri Dec 16 1988 02:061
    
396.6919safe harem sex --> group therapyTERZA::ZANEScience = Structured ChaosFri Dec 16 1988 02:160
396.6920safe harem sex => not harem scarem then ?KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowFri Dec 16 1988 02:170
396.6921LAMHRA::WHORLOWPrussiking up the rope of life!Fri Dec 16 1988 02:233
    not harem scarem then?--- > monogomous scarecrow now!
    
    
396.6922monogomous scarecrow now! -> repels droves of birdsMELEE::BIELSKIGotta code in m' nodeFri Dec 16 1988 02:261
    
396.6923repels droves of birds --> de-flocks (?)LAMHRA::WHORLOWPrussiking up the rope of life!Fri Dec 16 1988 02:331
    
396.6924THEGIZ::PITARDCalifornia Dreaming, on a winters day...Fri Dec 16 1988 02:381
       
396.6925have flown de-coop -> gone with the windKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowFri Dec 16 1988 02:400
396.6926have flown de-coopter -> de swedish pilotsCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNFri Dec 16 1988 02:411
    
396.6927de swedish pilots -> hijacked to PolandMELEE::BIELSKIGotta code in m' nodeFri Dec 16 1988 03:231
    
396.6928hijacked to Poland --> Welcome to Warsaw!AITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoFri Dec 16 1988 04:370
396.6929Welcome to Warsaw --> The line forms at the rearHSSWS1::GREGMalice AforethoughtFri Dec 16 1988 09:381
    
396.6930The line forms at the rear->Weight gain on the behind.CHEFS::LAWSONMChristmas is for remembering JesusFri Dec 16 1988 12:241
    
396.6931The line forms at the rear --> Tailgate designAYOV27::ISMITHWith Two-way Lemon Freshness.Fri Dec 16 1988 12:271
    
396.6932DOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanFri Dec 16 1988 17:145
                              +--> weight gain in the behind +
                             /                                \
    line forms at the rear -+                                  +--> dumptruck
                             \                                /
                              +--> tailgate design ----------+
396.6933FLASH1::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Fri Dec 16 1988 17:2112
    Cold pills --> cold cuts --> sandwiches --> vendors ----+
                                                            |
    Scollay Square Station --> Scollay Square --> hookers --+-->buyers
                                                                --+---
                                                                  |
    Group therapy --> menage a trois ----> kinky -----------------+
                                                                  |
                                                                  |
    Gone with the wind ----> passe -------------------------------+
                                                                  |
                                                                  |
    Nuns <---- changing habits <---- new directions <-- new markets
396.6934little ol' ladies in sneakers cleaning upOFFPLS::PIDUSERFri Dec 16 1988 18:2212

                                      ^
	dumptruck - - - - +           |
                          | - - - - - -
	Nuns  - - - - - - +




	sure hope this is right, or close, or unnoticed.

	Stan B.
396.6935little ol' ladies... => just tell that to a nun!KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowFri Dec 16 1988 18:320
396.6936Just tell that to a nun-> female confessionalCHEFS::LAWSONMChristmas is for remembering JesusFri Dec 16 1988 18:591
    
396.6937female confessional -> Dear DiaryLEZAH::BOBBITTdid you say sugar? 1 lump or 2 ?Fri Dec 16 1988 19:044
    My sister had one when she was younger - *I* wrote in a *Journal*...
    
    ;)
    
396.6938female confessional => liberated churchKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowFri Dec 16 1988 19:060
396.6939public confessionsOFFPLS::PIDUSERFri Dec 16 1988 19:279
                                  
                                 ^
    Dear Diary - - - - -         |
                        | - - - -
    liberated church - -
                                  
    
    
    Stan B.
396.6940public confessions->dirty washing in the streetCHEFS::LAWSONMChristmas is for remembering JesusFri Dec 16 1988 19:401
    
396.6941public confessions --> on the bestseller listDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanFri Dec 16 1988 19:411
    
396.6942on the bestseller list --> the BibleFLASH1::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Fri Dec 16 1988 19:582
    
    ... I mean, after all, 'tios the season ...
396.6943The bible->all truth containedCHEFS::LAWSONMChristmas is for remembering JesusFri Dec 16 1988 20:211
    
396.6944all truth contained --> in this boxAITG::TRUMPLERTaking the 'I' out of AIFri Dec 16 1988 20:341
    
396.6945in this box => the jackKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowFri Dec 16 1988 20:390
396.6946the jack --> loses to the queenRICKS::SATOWFri Dec 16 1988 20:441
    
396.6947loses to the queen => off with his head !KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowFri Dec 16 1988 20:470
396.6948off with his head --> Marie AntoinetteDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanFri Dec 16 1988 21:061
    
396.6949off with his head -=> a fatal joke !IOSG::ROBERTSNot worrying, being happy....Fri Dec 16 1988 21:084
    
    
    as in "I almost laughed my head off"
396.6950.... -=> Let them eat cake !IOSG::ROBERTSNot worrying, being happy....Fri Dec 16 1988 21:1011
    
    marie antoinette ------------------|
                                       | 
                                       |---------- Let them eat cake
                                       |
    a fatal joke ----------------------|                             
    
    
    
    
    ps. However historically (in)accurate....... !
396.6951let them eat cake->poor man's animal foodCHEFS::LAWSONMChristmas is for remembering JesusFri Dec 16 1988 21:391
    
396.6952let them eat cake => with or without jam ?KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowFri Dec 16 1988 21:391
    Laughed your head of eh ? I wondered what the bonk was!
396.6953w or w/o jam ? --> peanut butterAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoFri Dec 16 1988 21:500
396.6954with or without jam -=> raspberry or traffic ?UNTADI::ODIJPo.......now + here = nowhere.......oFri Dec 16 1988 21:502
    John J
    
396.6955It's all goo!KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowFri Dec 16 1988 22:012
    raspberry or traffic---> ^
    peanut butter --------->
396.6956It's all goo! --> on the insideAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoFri Dec 16 1988 22:050
396.6957on the inside --> laughingFLASH1::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Fri Dec 16 1988 22:106
    
    As in "Crying on the outside, laughing on the inside."
    
    Ticklishly, like fur-lined gloves.
    
    ... or fur-lined ...?
396.6958laughing => Cockney trying French ?KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowFri Dec 16 1988 22:131
    cockneys have the habit of translating th's into f's
396.6959Cockney trying French -> Mouton RotgutCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNFri Dec 16 1988 22:541
    
396.6960Mouton Rotgut => avec Chateau Plonk!KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowFri Dec 16 1988 22:560
396.6961chips de buffaloDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanFri Dec 16 1988 23:435
let them eat cake -+                                  +--> chips de buffalo
                   |                                  |
                   +- poor man's animal food ---------+
                   |                                  |
                   +- jam -> inside -> Chateau Plonk -+
396.6962chips de buffalo => a new line in no name cookiesKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowFri Dec 16 1988 23:510
396.6963a new line... -> a bee-line awayOFFPLS::PIDUSERSat Dec 17 1988 00:551
    
396.6964a b-line away --> take the A trainDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanSat Dec 17 1988 01:121
    
396.6965take the A train --> to the B treeAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoSat Dec 17 1988 02:100
396.6966to the B tree => where C was very illKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowSat Dec 17 1988 02:121
    reminiscent of Stephen Leacock's story of A, B and C
396.6967where C was very ill --> here come D judge!AITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoSat Dec 17 1988 02:150
396.6968here come D judge => 'E, by gum, so he do!KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowSat Dec 17 1988 02:260
396.6969'E, by gum -> what the F...COOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNSat Dec 17 1988 05:391
    
396.6970what the F... --> G, Wally, don't say that in front of momHSSWS1::GREGMalice AforethoughtSat Dec 17 1988 09:251
396.6971G, Wally, ... --> Get the H out of here, BeaveAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoSat Dec 17 1988 18:470
396.6972Get the H out ---> naked as a blue JWMOIS::B_REINKEMirabile dictuSat Dec 17 1988 19:043
    
    
    are we going to pass 7000 this weekend?
396.6973----->Lovely, Loony., LyricsWMOIS::B_REINKEMirabile dictuSat Dec 17 1988 19:2021
    
    
    
   Naked as a blue J-------------------> K-K-K-K-KATY--------------+
                                                                   |
                                                                   |
                                                                   |
   dirty washing in the streets----->I'm forever blowing blubbles--+ 
                                                                   |
    Neath the streets of Boston------------------------------------+
                                                                   |
                                                                   |
                                                                   |
    Lovely, Loony, Lyrics<-----------------------------------------+

    
    (in the rush to make the next thousand it seems that lots of
    stitches are being dropped)

    
    Bonnie
396.6974Lovely, loony, lyrics --> M&Ms 'N' Ice CreamHSSWS1::GREGMalice AforethoughtSun Dec 18 1988 00:151
    
396.6975M&Ms 'N' Ice Cream -> Is that the story of O?CSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Sun Dec 18 1988 01:021
  
396.6976Is that the story of O? -> Nope, that of the P...IJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeSun Dec 18 1988 01:193

wrong topic, maybe?
;-)
396.6977Nope, that of the P... --> Q & A timeAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoSun Dec 18 1988 07:180
396.6978Q & A time ---> Don't be a silly r s at T, U C tV?LAMHRA::WHORLOWPrussiking up the rope of life!Mon Dec 19 1988 02:431
    
396.6979....don't be a silly r s at T U C tV? --> Wee!WMOIS::B_REINKEMirabile dictuMon Dec 19 1988 05:551
    
396.6980Wee! ==> Oui!EAGLE1::EGGERSTom, VAX &amp; MIPS architectureMon Dec 19 1988 06:481
    
396.6981THEGIZ::PITARDCalifornia Dreaming, on a winters day...Mon Dec 19 1988 06:531
       
396.6982Gee! --> Whizz!LAMHRA::WHORLOWPrussiking up the rope of life!Mon Dec 19 1988 07:101
    
396.6983Whizz! ==> Bang!THEGIZ::PITARDCalifornia Dreaming, on a winters day...Mon Dec 19 1988 17:030
396.6984Whizz! --> Bang! --> fire at the fireworks factoryDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanMon Dec 19 1988 17:121
    
396.6985FLASH1::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Mon Dec 19 1988 17:4712
    Fire at the Fireworks Factory --> place needs Xtra security. --> Y?
                                                                     |
                                                     You'll Z <------+
    
    __That__ should end the alphabet stuff...
    
    Re Whiz! -->Bang!
    
    There once was a (famous in its day) publication called _Captain
    Billy's Whiz Bang_ produced by the future head of Fawcett Publications.
    I believe it's mentioned in the stage/movie production, _The Music
    Man_.   
396.6986You'll Z ---> Ve haf vays....WMOIS::B_REINKEMirabile dictuMon Dec 19 1988 18:111
    
396.6987Ve haf vays... -> of makink you tock!LEZAH::BOBBITTso wired I could broadcast...Mon Dec 19 1988 18:541
    
396.6988of makink you tock! --> what makes you tick?RICKS::SATOWMon Dec 19 1988 19:111
    
396.6989what makes you tick? --> I swallowed a watch!WMOIS::B_REINKEMirabile dictuMon Dec 19 1988 19:321
    
396.6990I swallowed a watch -> time pressureIJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeMon Dec 19 1988 19:440
396.6991time pressure --> watch the heartburnDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanMon Dec 19 1988 19:571
    
396.6992watch the heartburn -> not a second glance...CSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Mon Dec 19 1988 20:351
    
396.6993not a second glance --> blinded by the lightDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanMon Dec 19 1988 21:291
    
396.6994blinded by the light --> deafened by the noiseAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoMon Dec 19 1988 21:320
396.6995deafened by the noise ==> The Sounds of SilenceTHEGIZ::PITARDCalifornia Dreaming, on a winters day...Mon Dec 19 1988 21:380
396.6996The Sounds of Silence -> The wordsof the prophetsWMOIS::B_REINKEMirabile dictuMon Dec 19 1988 22:011
    
396.6997The words of the prophets --> the call of the wildAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoMon Dec 19 1988 22:030
396.6998t' call of the wild -> written on the subway wallsCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Mon Dec 19 1988 22:121
    
396.6999written on the subway walls --> for a good time callDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanMon Dec 19 1988 22:252
    
    
396.7000for a good time call --> 7000!AITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoMon Dec 19 1988 22:271
     
396.70017000 -> 7XCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNMon Dec 19 1988 22:583
    Hmm, how big would 7000 factorial be?
    
    7000! -> 7 K -> 7X (Coca Cola's secret ingrediant)
396.70027X (?) -> No thanks... Too much cholestrol!CSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Mon Dec 19 1988 23:021
    
396.7003too much cholesterol -> fettucini alfredoLEZAH::BOBBITTso wired I could broadcast...Mon Dec 19 1988 23:081
    
396.7004fettucini alfredo --> peaches melbaDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanMon Dec 19 1988 23:174

        Isn't that spelled "fattucini"?
    
    --bonnie
396.7005peaches melba -> Melba MooreBIGVAX::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Dec 20 1988 00:081
    
396.7006Melba Moore --> M&M'sAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoTue Dec 20 1988 00:270
396.7007M&M's --> J&BDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanTue Dec 20 1988 00:441
    
396.7008J&B -> R&RLEZAH::BOBBITTso wired I could broadcast...Tue Dec 20 1988 01:061
    
396.7009R & R ==> B & OTHEGIZ::PITARDCalifornia Dreaming, on a winters day...Tue Dec 20 1988 01:140
396.7010B & O --> Rent $25RICKS::SATOWTue Dec 20 1988 01:261
    From the game "Monopoly"
396.7011Rent $25 ---> gets you a shedWMOIS::B_REINKEMirabile dictuTue Dec 20 1988 01:448
    
    
    
    
    by the way, a while ago someone predicted when we would make 7000.
    Can the author of the prediction let us know how close we came?
    
    Bonnie
396.7012... shed ==> dogEAGLE1::EGGERSTom, VAX &amp; MIPS architectureTue Dec 20 1988 01:546
    In reply .6014, I predicted .7000 by 5 Jan 89.
    In reply .6769, I predicted .7000 by 21 Dec 88.
    
    The rate of replies seemed to accelerate as time
    went by, particularly in the last two weeks. I'm
    not going to make a plot of replies vs time.
396.7013dog ---> sledWMOIS::B_REINKEMirabile dictuTue Dec 20 1988 02:087
    
    
    Tom, I think it picks up as we get closer to a bench mark number.
         or maybe people have less to do at work near the holidays?
    
                                                              Bonnie
    
396.7014sled -> A. O. SchwartzCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Dec 20 1988 02:121
    
396.7015A.O. Schwartz --> be with youHSSWS1::GREGMalice AforethoughtTue Dec 20 1988 03:131
    
396.7016be with you --> not with meAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoTue Dec 20 1988 03:330
396.7017(k)not with me --> hangmanTERZA::ZANEScience = Structured ChaosTue Dec 20 1988 04:450
396.7018hangman---> Gu__s__g C_m__t__nLAMHRA::WHORLOWPrussiking up the rope of life!Tue Dec 20 1988 05:246
    
    
    re - a few 
    
    I swallowed a watch ---> take epsom salts and pass the time away.
    
396.7019Gu__s__g C_m__t__n --> I want to buy a vowelDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanTue Dec 20 1988 17:081
    
396.7020I want to buy a vowel -> Sorry, I can't accept an IOU GAO::DKEATINGTue Dec 20 1988 17:451
    
396.7021Sorry, no IOUs ==> Why?EAGLE1::EGGERSTom, VAX &amp; MIPS architectureTue Dec 20 1988 18:391
    
396.7022Why --> KnottAITG::TRUMPLERTaking the 'I' out of AITue Dec 20 1988 18:481
    Heinlein, anyone?
396.7023Why => But what about the Wherefore ?KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowTue Dec 20 1988 18:520
396.7024Wherefore? ==> Never mindEAGLE1::EGGERSTom, VAX &amp; MIPS architectureTue Dec 20 1988 18:596
    Never mind the why and wherefore.
    Love can level ranks and therefore,
    Though your Lordship's station mighty
    and his fortune poor and plain.
    
    			G & S HMS Pinafore
396.7025wherefore -> nevermind -> nevermoreLEZAH::BOBBITTso wired I could broadcast...Tue Dec 20 1988 19:021
    
396.7026existential quandryDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanTue Dec 20 1988 19:033
    why -+--> Knott ---------------------+--> existential quandry
         |                               |
         +--> wherefore -->  never mind -+
396.7027existential quandry -> to be, or not to be?IOSG::LAWMDon't utilise it - USE it!Tue Dec 20 1988 19:231
    
396.7028to be, or not to be? ==> Do be do be doEAGLE1::EGGERSTom, VAX &amp; MIPS architectureTue Dec 20 1988 20:041
    Sinatra
396.7029do be do be do => la la la la la la la la la la!KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowTue Dec 20 1988 20:111
    Imagine the song !
396.7030la la la la la ... -> Lakers in practice...CSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Dec 20 1988 20:391
    
396.7031holly on the basketDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanTue Dec 20 1988 20:474
[fa] la la la la la ... -> Lakers in practice... --> holly on the basket
    
    In honor of the Christmas season, ya know?

396.7032holly on the basket -> ivy league ?KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowTue Dec 20 1988 21:210
396.7033ivy league -> hospital schoolCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Dec 20 1988 21:371
    
396.7034hospital school -> Bleeding 101COOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNTue Dec 20 1988 21:471
    
396.7035Bleeding 101 -> Bleeding-heart liberals ;)LEZAH::BOBBITTso wired I could broadcast...Tue Dec 20 1988 22:361
    
396.7036bleeding heart liberals => care bearsKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowTue Dec 20 1988 22:460
396.7037care bears --> heart-shaped nosesDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanTue Dec 20 1988 23:181
    Nobody ever said replies had to make sense! 
396.7038heart-shaped noses -> cauliflower earsCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Dec 21 1988 00:071
396.7039cauliflower ears -> broccoli brainsLEZAH::BOBBITTso wired I could broadcast...Wed Dec 21 1988 00:251
    
396.7040cualiflower ears => potato facesKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowWed Dec 21 1988 00:250
396.7041broccoli brain -> potato faces -> Mr. Potato HeadLEZAH::BOBBITTso wired I could broadcast...Wed Dec 21 1988 00:264
    Was I the only one who took my mr. potato head and stuck everything
    in the wrong holes....eyes in the earholes....hands in the
    eyeholes...nose in the mouth=hole....?
    
396.7042Cauliflower Ears --> 'Ere! Collied flowers!MARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonWed Dec 21 1988 00:3518
    
    Re M&M, B&O, etc: 
    
                            -<M&M -- S&M>-
    
    Re care bears:
    
                 -<Care bears --> Russian relief effort>-
    
    Re heart-shaped noses:
    
               -<heart-shaped noses --> heart-shaped meatloaf>-
    
    Many years ago, there was an Alka-Seltzer commercial about a couple
    of newlyweds.  The husband would be in the bathroom groping for
    Alka-Seltzer while his wife was going over recipes such as
    Marshmallowed Meatballs, that she'd fed her husband or was about
    to.  Others were Heart-Shaped Meatloaf and Poached Oysters.
396.7043Mr Potato Head => It ain't "The Real Thing"!KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowWed Dec 21 1988 00:384
    My Mr Potato Head was of the vintage when you didn't have holes
    for the parts ... you made them 'cos you used a REAL POTATO which
    is where it got it's NAME!  The plastic thing used today is a fake
    imitation of the real thing and not as much fun.
396.7044It ain't "The Real Thing"! --> Coca ColaAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoWed Dec 21 1988 03:030
396.7045Coca Cola => Neither is ClassicKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowWed Dec 21 1988 03:080
396.7046neither is classic -> leisure suits & Pet RocksCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNWed Dec 21 1988 05:341
    
396.7047leisure suits & Pet Rocks -> tacky trivia...CSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Dec 21 1988 06:301
    
396.7048tacky trivia ==> Triavial Pursuit (TMReg)EAGLE1::EGGERSTom, VAX &amp; MIPS architectureWed Dec 21 1988 07:412
    At the rate of the 1000 replies from .6000 to .7000,
    we will hit .8000 on 28 Jan 1989.
396.7049Trivial Pursuit (TMReg)==this topicGIDDAY::VISSEREnjoy life-You're a long time deadWed Dec 21 1988 11:264
    
    ..klaas..
    
    
396.7050This topic ....... That bottomSUBURB::WILSONDavidWed Dec 21 1988 14:502
    dejw
    
396.7051that bottom -> this sizeIJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeWed Dec 21 1988 17:020
396.7052This size->that wallCHEFS::LAWSONMChristmas is for remembering JesusWed Dec 21 1988 17:061
    
396.7053that wall --> padded cellDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanWed Dec 21 1988 17:261
    
396.7054that wall --> that's allMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonWed Dec 21 1988 17:323
    
    ... as in what one is lined up against for the convenience of the
    firing squad.  Usually brick
396.7055catatonic withdrawalDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanWed Dec 21 1988 18:095
                + --> padded cell --+
                |                   |
    that wall --+                   +---> catatonic withdrawal
                |                   |
                + --> that's all  --+
396.7056catatonic withdrawal --> lights on, nobody homeAITG::TRUMPLERTaking the 'I' out of AIWed Dec 21 1988 18:471
    
396.7057Lights on, nobody home --> burglaryMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonWed Dec 21 1988 18:554
    
    ... then there was the guy who had a telephone answering machine
    that said, "Hello, this is ______.  We'll be on vacation for three
    weeks.  If you care to leave a message ...."
396.7058burglary -> C.O.D.CSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Dec 21 1988 19:241
    
396.7059C.O.D. --> H.A.L.I.B.U.T.DOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanWed Dec 21 1988 19:311
    
396.7060C.O.D. -> scrodLEZAH::BOBBITTWreck the Malls w/ Cows on HarleysWed Dec 21 1988 19:311
    
396.7061RICKS::SATOWWed Dec 21 1988 19:375
	H.A.L.I.B.U.T----+
			 |
			 +--> got scrod just for the halibut
			 |
	scrod------------+
396.7062scrod --> blueplateMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonWed Dec 21 1988 19:4215
    
    ... and there was the story of the Bostonian who took a trip to
    Chicago.  After he got off the plane and collected his luggage,
    he caught a cab.
    
    The cabbie, noting the unusual accent, ashed the Bostonian if there
    were any special place he'd like to go.
    
    The Bostonian, who had a terrible meal on the aircraft, said, "Why,
    yes.  Can you take me to any place where I can get scrod?"
    
    The cabbie said, "Yeah.  But this is the first time I've heard anybody
    say it in the past pluperfect."
    
    Well, he _was a cabbie, bot a grammarian....
396.7063blueplate --> boilerplateDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanWed Dec 21 1988 19:571
    
396.7064boilerplate -> Tanks (for the memories)57456::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Dec 22 1988 17:461
    
396.7065tanks => artillery58378::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowThu Dec 22 1988 18:310
396.7066artillery = fireUSMFG::PJEFFRIESthe best is betterThu Dec 22 1988 19:431
    
396.7067fire --> birdAITG::TRUMPLERTaking the 'I' out of AIThu Dec 22 1988 20:220
396.7068bird -> brain8596::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNThu Dec 22 1988 20:272
    I predict that .8000 won't be reached until some time in February.
    The holidays make it hard to add new notes...
396.7069FLASH1::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Thu Dec 22 1988 20:284
    Bird --->jazz ---> playing ---> sport ---+
                                             |
                                             |
    I got scrod for the halibut ---> fish ---+----> angling
396.7070brain + angling -> off on a tangent8596::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNThu Dec 22 1988 20:291
    
396.7071off on a tangent => arc the 'erald angels sing!KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowThu Dec 22 1988 20:320
396.7072arc ... sing --> chorus of chordsAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoThu Dec 22 1988 21:440
396.7073chorus of c(h)ords -> string quartet8596::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNThu Dec 22 1988 23:321
    nyuck nyuck!
396.7074string quartet --> fiddlin' aroundFLASH1::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Fri Dec 23 1988 00:271
    
396.7075fiddlin' around -> sax and violins7375::BOBBITTWreck the Malls w/ Cows on HarleysFri Dec 23 1988 00:471
    
396.7076sax and violins -> sex and violence21805::FORBESBill Forbes - LDP SysEngFri Dec 23 1988 01:161
    
396.7077sex and violence => leave it to TVKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowFri Dec 23 1988 01:320
396.7078leave it to TV ---> will it to me!LAMHRA::WHORLOWPrussiking up the rope of life!Fri Dec 23 1988 02:151
    
396.7079will it to me -> Merry ChristmasIJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeFri Dec 23 1988 11:181
396.7080Merry Christmas->and a happy new yearCHEFS::LAWSONMChristmas is for remembering JesusFri Dec 23 1988 13:341
    
396.7081and a happy new year -> pilgrimIJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeFri Dec 23 1988 15:129

Yes it requires some explanation. This is the time I listen to "Seasons" of
a group called Magna Carta. They sing about the year as being a pilgrim; at the
end, there stands "the pilgrim of the year to be". When I listen to it, I can
see him standing there.

Moving.

396.7082pilgrim->'s progressCHEFS::LAWSONMStart 1989 with Jesus ChristFri Dec 23 1988 15:291
    
396.7083pilgrim's progress => Rakes progressKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowFri Dec 23 1988 18:540
396.7084Rakes progress --> Tom JonesWMOIS::B_REINKEMirabile dictuSat Dec 24 1988 04:151
    
396.7085Tom Jones --> sings Prince's "Kiss"HSSWS1::GREGMalice AforethoughtSat Dec 24 1988 06:116
    
    	   The worst song of the year, but people seem to like it.
    
    	   Go figure.
    
    - Greg
396.7086sings Prince's "Kiss" --> frogAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoSat Dec 24 1988 06:260
396.7087frog--->wetWMOIS::B_REINKEMirabile dictuSat Dec 24 1988 07:061
    
396.7088wet -> boxIJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeSat Dec 24 1988 19:523

Another cycle.....
396.7089box --> la shower au follesHSSWS1::GREGMalice AforethoughtSat Dec 24 1988 22:5012
                                       ^
                                       +------------+
                                                    |
    	Kiss -------> frog -----> prince 	    |
         |             |            |      	    |
         |             |            |      	    |
         v             v            v     	    |
    	Wet --------> box  -----> shower            |
         |             |            |               |
         |             |            +-----------+   |
         v             v                        +---+
        French -----> cage -----> au folles ----+
396.7090la shower au folles---> a shower of stars...WMOIS::B_REINKEMirabile dictuSun Dec 25 1988 02:277
    Having logged on to enter a newspaper article in another
    conference...
    
    may I wish all the Joyoflexers and the WAFers in general
    a very happy holiday.
    
    Bonnie
396.7091a shower of stars... --> meteor showerAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoSun Dec 25 1988 21:230
396.7092meteor shower --> hot & cold running starsHSSWS1::GREGMalice AforethoughtSun Dec 25 1988 21:461
396.7093hot & cold running stars -> Hollywood rush-hourIJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeMon Dec 26 1988 01:477

RE .7090 (Bonnie)

... and may all days next year be as holi for you as this one.

Arie
396.7094Hollywood rush hour --> traffic jam of Cadillac limosBLURB::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanTue Dec 27 1988 17:341
    
396.7095Hollywood rush-hour --> laid-back trafficFLASH9::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Tue Dec 27 1988 17:397
    
    Q: Do you know how laid back Californians are?
    
    A: No, how laid back _are_ they?
    
    Q: Californians are _so_ laid back that their smoke detectors have
       snooze alarms.
396.7096built-in bedroomsMELEE::BIELSKIGotta code in m' nodeTue Dec 27 1988 18:007
                                    / \    
                                     |
                                     |
    traffic jam of Cadillac limos - -+
                                     |
    laid-back traffic - - - - - - - -+
396.7097built-in bedrooms --> portable bathroomsDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanTue Dec 27 1988 18:221
    
396.7098portable bathrooms -> outhouses with handlesCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Dec 27 1988 19:131
    
396.7099outhouses with handles --> personalized outhousesFLASH9::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Tue Dec 27 1988 19:196
     
    For those unfamiliar with it, a "handle" is CB slang for "name."
    
    re "portable bathrooms":
    
                 -<portable bathrooms --> thunder mugs>-
396.7100personalized outhouses -> justanotherYuppiefadMELEE::BIELSKIGotta code in m' nodeTue Dec 27 1988 19:311
    
396.7101justanotherYuppiefad -> nospacesIJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeTue Dec 27 1988 19:333


396.7102nospaces --> no respectAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoTue Dec 27 1988 19:450
396.7103no respect --> no suspectFLASH1::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Tue Dec 27 1988 20:042
    
    The perfect crime...
396.7104no suspect -> no friendsMELEE::BIELSKIGotta code in m' nodeTue Dec 27 1988 20:4410

    "...my friends, and you *are* my friends.....
        and don't tell me your *aren't* my friends, because
         nobody tells me who my friends are...."
    
    - Red Skelton, in his role of speechifying politician whose
                   name I can't recall.
    
    
    Stan B.
396.7105no friends -> no fiendsCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNTue Dec 27 1988 21:284
    
    fiend == .not. "r" friend
    
    trans.: a fiend is not our friend
396.7106no fiends --> rDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanTue Dec 27 1988 21:571
    "friend" - "fiend" = r"
396.7107r --> uAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoTue Dec 27 1988 22:030
396.7108u -> ewe CSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Dec 27 1988 22:231
    
396.7109ewe --> meDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanTue Dec 27 1988 23:181
    I know, it's obvious, but . . . 
396.7110me --> TarzanFLASH1::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Tue Dec 27 1988 23:268
    
    Re "No fiends":
    
                  -<no fiends --> r --> wanted here>-
    
    re "ewe":
    
                          -<ewe --> betcha!>-
396.7111Tarzan -> Swingin' in the RainMELEE::BIELSKIGotta code in m' nodeWed Dec 28 1988 00:143

    
    all those old movies are beginning to look alike...
396.7112swingin' in the rain --> splash!FLASH1::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Wed Dec 28 1988 01:412
    
    ... as are some of the newer movies...
396.7113splash! -> Diving for Dollars?CSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Dec 28 1988 16:161
    
396.7114Diving for Dollars? --> Doesn't make cents.TERZA::ZANEScience = Structured ChaosWed Dec 28 1988 18:200
396.7115Doesn't make cents -> subsidized laid-back skunkMELEE::BIELSKIGotta code in m' nodeWed Dec 28 1988 18:451
    
396.7116subsidized laid-back skunk => Freddie the Un-loaderKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowWed Dec 28 1988 18:510
396.7117Freddy the Un-loader --> Freddy KrugerFLASH1::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Wed Dec 28 1988 19:332
    
    ... Just saw _Nightmare on Elm Street IV_... :-)
396.7118Freddy Kruger -> Fred FlintstoneCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNWed Dec 28 1988 21:391
    Willlllma!
396.7119Fred Flintstone -> crude rock starMELEE::BIELSKIGotta code in m' nodeWed Dec 28 1988 21:513

    
    who also wore a tie.
396.7120crude rock star => the sunKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowWed Dec 28 1988 22:270
396.7121the sun --> Supernova!AITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoWed Dec 28 1988 23:000
396.7122Supernova! --> The secret identity of Clark StarFLASH1::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Thu Dec 29 1988 00:059
    
    re "crude rock star":
    
            -<crude rock star --> neolithic Christmas Tree cap>-
    
    Yes, I knowe that Jesus was well after the neoltilic period; however,
    if it comer to that, the Christmas tree was derived from a
    pre-Christian, pagan ... oh, forget it                                                          
    
396.7123secret identity -> 007COOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNThu Dec 29 1988 00:071
    
396.7124007 => swans a swimming KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowThu Dec 29 1988 01:330
396.7125swans a swimming --> sans a swimsuitFLASH1::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Thu Dec 29 1988 01:361
    
396.7126sans a swimsuit --> The Naked TruthVAXWRK::SIMONHugs Welcome Anytime!Thu Dec 29 1988 01:462
    
    BRRRRRRRR!
396.7127The Naked Truth -> Cloaked in falsehoods CSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Dec 29 1988 01:561
    
396.7128Cloaked in falsehoods --> birds of a featherTERZA::ZANEScience = Structured ChaosThu Dec 29 1988 02:040
396.7129birds of a feather --> flock togetherAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoThu Dec 29 1988 03:030
396.7130flock together-> chickens w chickens, ducks w ducks..WMOIS::B_REINKEMirabile dictuThu Dec 29 1988 06:201
    
396.7131chickens w chickens, ducks w ducks -> noisyLEZAH::BOBBITTso wired I could broadcast...Thu Dec 29 1988 06:313
    chickens with chickens, ducks with ducks, 
    tweets with twerps and twits and clucks....
    
396.7132noisy -> noisetteIJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeThu Dec 29 1988 14:562

French for "a little noisy".....
396.7133noisette => nuttier than a fruitcakeKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowThu Dec 29 1988 19:080
396.7134noisette -> brawletteMELEE::BIELSKIGotta code in m' nodeThu Dec 29 1988 19:173

    
    after the noisette grows up a little.
396.7135FLASH1::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Thu Dec 29 1988 19:364
    nuttier than a fruitcake ---+
                                |
                                |
    brawlette ------------------+--->minor asylum riot
396.7136minor asylum riot --> swing your picks and axesDOODAH::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanThu Dec 29 1988 20:021
    
396.7137minor asylum riot -> adolescent rebellionMELEE::BIELSKIGotta code in m' nodeThu Dec 29 1988 20:031
    
396.7138join us we're revoltingKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowThu Dec 29 1988 20:283
    swing your picks and axes --^
                                ^
    adolescent rebellion -------^
396.7139join us, we're revolting -> and so is this topicHSSWS1::DUANESend lawyers, guns, &amp; moneyThu Dec 29 1988 20:341
    
396.7140and so is this topic => why contribute then ?KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowThu Dec 29 1988 20:360
396.7141Why contribute then? -> Jerry says so!CSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Dec 29 1988 21:081
    
396.7142Jerry says so! --> Tom and JerryAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoThu Dec 29 1988 21:280
396.7143Tom and Jerry -> eggnogCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNThu Dec 29 1988 21:501
    What's a "nog"?  And why would you add it to eggs?!
396.7144eggnog -> sweet surrenderLEZAH::BOBBITTso wired I could broadcast...Thu Dec 29 1988 22:211
    
396.7145sweet surrender -> chocolate covered cherriesMELEE::BIELSKIGotta code in m' nodeThu Dec 29 1988 22:333

    
    I love 'em, but I hate 'em.
396.7146chocolate covered cherries => ecstacyKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowThu Dec 29 1988 22:491
    re Jerry says so! -> Simon says do this! Do that!
396.7147ecstacy -> often confused with asthma :-)CSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Dec 29 1988 23:041
396.7148often confused with asthma --> apoplexyFLASH1::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Thu Dec 29 1988 23:3412
    
    re "nog":
    
    Probably derived from "noggin," meaninmg a small mug or cup (as
    opposed to the pate).  Probably to differentiate an egg drink in
    a cup from that which holds an egg to be eaten softboiled (an "egg
    cup), an egg-based drink was first called an "egg noggin"; this
    shortened to "egg non"; then concatenated.  Thus, one doesn't add
    nog to an egg, one adds egg to a nog.
    
    Not to be confused with "egg cream," which contains neither egg
    nor cream.
396.7149apoplexy -> Pope AlexeiCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNFri Dec 30 1988 00:193
    Steve, are you sure that nogs don't come from an eggplant?
    
    But then where do eggheads come from?
396.7150Pope Alexei => Komarad !!!KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowFri Dec 30 1988 01:233
>        Steve, are you sure that nogs don't come from an eggplant?

    This would then be an auberginenog ...  ?
396.7151Komarad !!! => Tovararish !!!BLAS03::FORBESBill Forbes - LDP SysEngFri Dec 30 1988 02:381
    
396.7152Tovararish -> or to paint, that is the question.CSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Dec 30 1988 17:011
    
396.7153or to paint, ... -> let the grain showOFFPLS::PIDUSERFri Dec 30 1988 17:171
    
396.7154let the grain show -> warp and weftLEZAH::BOBBITTso wired I could broadcast...Fri Dec 30 1988 17:531
    
396.7155warp and weft -> WeaveworldKERNEL::TBOOKERScience fiction, double featureFri Dec 30 1988 18:003

    		  ___
    Good book. (A THE)
396.7156Weaveworld --> you wascally wabbitAITG::TRUMPLERTaking the 'I' out of AIFri Dec 30 1988 18:050
396.7157you wascally wabbit --> ward wabbit to wreakOSL07::HENRIKWDyslexia lures OKFri Dec 30 1988 18:201
    
396.7158ward wabbit to wreak => stand still so I can bwast you!KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowFri Dec 30 1988 19:040
396.7159stand still.... -> looney toonsMELEE::BIELSKIhow far is Nirvana?Fri Dec 30 1988 19:151
    
396.7160daffyKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowFri Dec 30 1988 20:081
    looney tunes -> tooney lunes -> singing ducks ^
396.7161daffy --> taffyVAXWRK::SIMONHugs Welcome Anytime!Fri Dec 30 1988 20:231
    
396.7162taffy -> rustlerKERNEL::TBOOKERScience fiction, double featureFri Dec 30 1988 20:315

    taffy was a welsh man,
    taffy was a thief,
    taffy came to my house,
    and stole a leg of beef!
396.7163rustler --> slithererMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonFri Dec 30 1988 20:332
    
    like a snake in dry grass...
396.7164slitherer -> JabberwockKERNEL::TBOOKERScience fiction, double featureFri Dec 30 1988 20:392

    Twas brillig and the slithey nemotodes did gyre and gimble.
396.7165Jabberwock -> shhh, don't wock the boatMELEE::BIELSKIhow far is Nirvana?Fri Dec 30 1988 21:201
    
396.7166don't wock the boat -> don't wok the dogCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNFri Dec 30 1988 22:171
    
396.7167Don't wok the dog --> wok and rollMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonFri Dec 30 1988 22:5811
    
    ... products of Sino-American quisine.
    
    Re "Jabberwocky":
    
    The first verse goes:
    
    		Twas brilig, and the slithy toves
    		Did gyre and gimbel in the wabe.
    		All mimsy were the borogroves,
    		And the mome raths outgrabe.
396.7168wok and roll => wok around the clockKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowFri Dec 30 1988 23:080
396.7169wok around the clock -> trying to save faceOFFPLS::PIDUSERFri Dec 30 1988 23:151
    
396.7170trying to save face -> face liftLEZAH::BOBBITTso wired I could broadcast...Fri Dec 30 1988 23:321
    
396.7171face lift --> uppercutMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonSat Dec 31 1988 00:201
    
396.7172uppercut -> pieMELEE::BIELSKIhow far is Nirvana?Sat Dec 31 1988 01:134

    
    ...let's share the piece of pie equally -
          I'll take to the top half.
396.7173pie => I'll have a corner peiceKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowSat Dec 31 1988 01:350
396.7174I'll have a corner peice --> breaking groundAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoSat Dec 31 1988 04:250
396.7175breaking ground -> removing a mud packCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Sat Dec 31 1988 20:581
    
396.7176removing a mud pack --> Happy New Year!AITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoSun Jan 01 1989 15:000
396.7177Happy New Year! -> You have won!IJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeSun Jan 01 1989 19:347

"Beware the jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the jubjub bird, and shun
the frumious bandersnatch!"

396.7178You have won! -> the rat race?LEZAH::BOBBITTso wired I could broadcast...Sun Jan 01 1989 22:321
    
396.7179the rat race => the caucus raceBLAS03::FORBESBill Forbes - LDP SysEngMon Jan 02 1989 01:224
    He took his vorple sword in hand.
    Long time the manxom foe he sought,
    So rested he by the JubJub tree
    And stood a while in thought.
396.7180the caucus race -> bushidoIJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeMon Jan 02 1989 16:476

..and while in uffish thought he stood,
the Jabberwock, with eyes of flame
came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
and burbled when it came!
396.7181bushido --> tunaAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoMon Jan 02 1989 19:296
     
     
     One, two! One, two! And through and through
     The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
     He left it dead, and with its head
     He went galumphing back.
396.7182tuna -> beautifullaIJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeMon Jan 02 1989 21:437

And hast thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
Oh frabjous day! Calloo callay!
He chortled in his joy

396.7183beautifulla --> lively brushMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonTue Jan 03 1989 16:5117
    
    For those unfamiliar with it, there is a onmce-famous company, Fuller
    Brush, that had door-to-door salesmen hawking its wares.
    
    Re "breaking ground":
    
                      -<breaking ground --> windbreaker>-
    
    There!  That gept it "G"
    
    re "the rat race":
    
                        -<the rat race --> Mickey Mouse>-
    
    Re "bushido":            
    
                           -<bushido --> Belushi don't>-
396.7184lively brush -> the krynoidLEZAH::BOBBITTso wired I could broadcast...Tue Jan 03 1989 17:571
    
396.7185the krynoid => Real androids don't cry!KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowTue Jan 03 1989 18:290
396.7186Real androids don't cry --> they dream of electric sheepAITG::TRUMPLERTaking the 'I' out of AITue Jan 03 1989 18:575
    
    The movie _Blade Runner_, which is about androids, is based on a
    novel by Philip K. Dick, _Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?_
    
    >M
396.7187they dream of electric sheep -> MarvinIJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeTue Jan 03 1989 19:2415


Marvin's lullaby:

"Now the world has gone to bed,
darkness won't engulf my head:
I can see through infrared...
How I hate the night"

"Now I lay me down to sleep,
Try to count electric sheep
Sweet dream wishes you may keep,
How I hate the night."

396.7188MARVIN-}GARDENSUSMFG::PJEFFRIESthe best is betterTue Jan 03 1989 19:372
    
    
396.7189Marvin -> Gardens -> where did that $200 go?MELEE::BIELSKIhow far is Nirvana?Tue Jan 03 1989 20:351
    
396.7190where did that $200 go? --> homeFLASH1::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Tue Jan 03 1989 20:382
    
    Kinda reminds one of E.T. ...
396.7191home -> domicile -> dome's aisle -> supermarketCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Jan 03 1989 21:081
    
396.7192supermarket -> so-so shopCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNTue Jan 03 1989 21:391
    
396.7193so-so shop > chinese laundryKAOO01::LAPLANTETHE INTERLOPERTue Jan 03 1989 21:471
    
396.7194chinese laundry --> greek tailorWMOIS::B_REINKEMirabile dictuTue Jan 03 1989 22:041
    
396.7195Greek tailor --> Trojan horseAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoTue Jan 03 1989 22:050
396.7196trojan horse => bevare of the viperKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowTue Jan 03 1989 22:101
     the vindshield viper
396.7197bevare of the viper --> beaver of the woodsFLASH1::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Tue Jan 03 1989 22:206
    
    Re "so-so shop":
    
                      -<so-so shop --> seamstress>-
    
    I would've used "tailor," but I was effectively outflanked.
396.7198beaver of the woods -> beware of the dogsLEZAH::BOBBITTso wired I could broadcast...Tue Jan 03 1989 22:294
    I remember bevare the viper!
    
    boy, what awful shaggy dog stories we told as kids...
    
396.7199beware of the dogs --> Woof! Woof!VAXWRK::SIMONHugs Welcome Anytime!Tue Jan 03 1989 22:371
    
396.7200Woof! Woof! --> Warp! Warp!FLASH1::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Tue Jan 03 1989 22:482
    
    ... as I weave my tale ...
396.7201Warp! Warp! -> Warp Factor 2COOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNTue Jan 03 1989 23:072
    (use Scottish accent) "But Cap'n, the dilythium crystals canna
    take no more of the stress!"
396.7202Warp factor 2 => a very open weaveKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowWed Jan 04 1989 00:230
396.7203a very open weave -> blanketed by the skyMELEE::BIELSKIhow far is Nirvana?Wed Jan 04 1989 01:091
    
396.7204blanketed by the sky --> skycladFLASH1::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Wed Jan 04 1989 01:372
    
    "skyclad" is a term that means "nude."
396.7205skyclad => tickle, tickle, tickleKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowWed Jan 04 1989 02:133
I am told that in German skyscraper, when translated back means
    
    cloud tickler
396.7206skyclad ---> rooflessLAMHRA::WHORLOWPrussiking up the rope of life!Wed Jan 04 1989 02:141
    
396.7207The Money PitKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowWed Jan 04 1989 02:152
    roofless -------------^
    tickle,tickle,tickle -^
396.7208The Money Pit --> Las VegasTERZA::ZANEScience = Structured ChaosWed Jan 04 1989 03:170
396.7209Las Vegas -> lost wagesCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNWed Jan 04 1989 03:201
    
396.7210lost wages => never hit 17KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowWed Jan 04 1989 03:370
396.7211never hit 17 --> it hits backAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoWed Jan 04 1989 04:400
396.7212it hits back --> BlackjackTERZA::ZANEScience = Structured ChaosWed Jan 04 1989 06:200
396.7213THEGIZ::PITARDCalifornia Dreaming, on a winters day...Wed Jan 04 1989 06:311
       
396.721421 ---> the age of ReasonLAMHRA::WHORLOWPrussiking up the rope of life!Wed Jan 04 1989 11:471
    
396.7215the age of Reason -> why so? who says? why not? why?MELEE::BIELSKIhow far is Nirvana?Wed Jan 04 1989 15:528

    
    For every evil under the sun
    There is a cure, or there is none.
    If there be one, try and find it.
    If there be none, never mind it.
    
    			A. Non
396.7216why so? who says? why not? why? -=> why what ?UNTADI::ODIJPo.......now + here = nowhere.......oWed Jan 04 1989 16:492
    John J
    
396.7217why what?-> why not what ?CHEFS::LAWSONMStart 1989 with Jesus ChristWed Jan 04 1989 17:051
    
396.7218why not what? --> Who's on first.MARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonWed Jan 04 1989 17:412
    
    Famous Abbott & Costello routine.  What's on second. ...
396.7219Who's on first -> opening actLEZAH::BOBBITTso wired I could broadcast...Wed Jan 04 1989 18:071
    
396.7220opening act ---> dog and pony show!WMOIS::B_REINKEMirabile dictuWed Jan 04 1989 18:141
    
396.7221dog and pony show --> carnivalERASER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonWed Jan 04 1989 18:303
    
    Actually, "Carnival" meant "farewell to meat," signifying the day
    before Lent.  Better than "fat Tuesday," anyway.
396.7222carnival -=> fair fair's fareUNTADI::ODIJPo.......now + here = nowhere.......oWed Jan 04 1989 20:061
    John J
396.7223fair fair's fare --> cotton candyTERZA::ZANEScience = Structured ChaosWed Jan 04 1989 20:110
396.7224cotton candy -> sweet nothingsMELEE::BIELSKIhow far is Nirvana?Wed Jan 04 1989 20:161
    
396.7225cotton candy --> livlier boozeMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonWed Jan 04 1989 20:166
    
    From the Dorothy Parker couplet:
    
                         Candy is dandy,
                         But liquor is quicker
    
396.7226livlier booze --> methanolAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoWed Jan 04 1989 21:141
     i.e., deadlier "booze"
396.7227methanol->coloured hiccupCHEFS::LAWSONMStart 1989 with Jesus ChristWed Jan 04 1989 21:341
    
396.7228FLASH1::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Wed Jan 04 1989 22:159
    sweet nothings ------------------------------------------+
                                                             |
                                                             |
                                                             |
                                                             |
    colored hiccup --> pink elephants ---> hallucinations ---+
                                                             |
                                                             |
                                 romantic fantasies <--------+
396.7229romantic fantasies -> I (heart) DECCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNWed Jan 04 1989 22:251
    
396.7230I (heart) DEC -> <-------<<<<MELEE::BIELSKIhow far is Nirvana?Thu Jan 05 1989 00:301
    
396.7231<-------<<<< --> cupid missed!WMOIS::B_REINKEMirabile dictuThu Jan 05 1989 00:501
    
396.7232Cupid missed --> Mammon hit!FLASH1::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Thu Jan 05 1989 01:035
    
    Re .-2:
    
    Waitamminit!  I suggested returning to one-word responses, not
    _no_-word responses!!!
396.7233Mammon hit! --> Hammon eggs!AITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoThu Jan 05 1989 04:020
396.7234hammon eggs -->Icarus' wings polisherLAMHRA::WHORLOWPrussiking up the rope of life!Thu Jan 05 1989 06:536
    
    Hammon eggs --> Airman X --->The Unknown Aviator --->Icararus' wings
    polisher
    
    or ?
    The unknown aviator ---> strange pilot --> Pontius Pilate
396.7235Icarus' wings polisher -> Hephaestos' forgeIJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeThu Jan 05 1989 11:4916

                                 ^
                                 |
                                  -------------------------------------
Since everybody comes up with the most impossible derivations of his   |
association, here is mine:                                             |
                                                                       |
Icarus' wings polisher -> Batavus' bike polisher -> Tour de France -   |
                                                                    |  |
 -------------------------------------------------------------------   |
|                                                                      |
 -> suspicious winner -> devil's advocate -> hell's burning ->         |
                                                              |        |
 -------------------------------------------------------------         |
|                                                                      |
 -> stir up the fire --------------------------------------------------
396.7236Hephaestos' forge -=> Asbestos frogUNTADI::ODIJPo.......now + here = nowhere.......oThu Jan 05 1989 13:271
    John J
396.7237Asbestos frog->Heat resistant princeCHEFS::LAWSONMStart 1989 with Jesus ChristThu Jan 05 1989 14:091
    
396.7238heat resistant prince -> PrinceIJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeThu Jan 05 1989 15:052
    

396.7239Heat resistant prince -> CinderellaOSL07::HENRIKWDyslexia lures OKThu Jan 05 1989 15:241
    
396.7240Oh yes he is !!CHEFS::LAWSONMStart 1989 with Jesus ChristThu Jan 05 1989 16:486
                             ^ 
                             | 
    Cinderella  -------------| 
                             | 
                             | 
    Prince ------------------|
396.7241Oh yes he is!! -> Rolling StonesIJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeThu Jan 05 1989 16:523

Just one line, repeated and repeated in my head, sung by the Rolling Stones.
Who can tell me what the title of that song was?
396.7242Rolling Stones --> mosslessFLASH1::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Thu Jan 05 1989 17:3111
    
    Re "Hephaestos' forge":
    
                  -<Hephaestos' forge ---> brazen checks>-
    
    Re "Cinderella" and "Prince":
    
    Cinderella -----------+
                          |
                          |
    Prince ---------------+------> Disney
396.7243oh yes he is + mossless -> creature from the black lagoonLEZAH::BOBBITTso wired I could broadcast...Thu Jan 05 1989 18:041
    
396.7244creature from the black lagoon -> oily morning swimmerMELEE::BIELSKIhow far is Nirvana?Thu Jan 05 1989 18:271
    
396.7245oily morning swimmer --> 'eelTERZA::ZANEScience = Structured ChaosThu Jan 05 1989 18:340
396.7246'eel ,--> de FranceFLASH1::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Thu Jan 05 1989 18:5412
    
    Re "eel":
    
    "What do you have in that large creel?" asked the small boy to the
    fisherman.
    "A great eel," was the reply.
    
    re "oily morning swimmer":
    
                    -<oily morning swimmer --> oily worm>-
    
    As in "The oily worm gets the bird." 
396.7247de France -=> de GallUNTADI::ODIJPo.......now + here = nowhere.......oThu Jan 05 1989 19:321
    John J
396.7248de Gall --> bladderIOSG::LAWMDon't utilise it - USE it!Thu Jan 05 1989 20:041
    
396.7249bladder --> wrackAYOV27::ISMITHWith New Two-way Lemon Freshness!Thu Jan 05 1989 20:431
    
396.7250wrack -> and rollCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Jan 05 1989 21:566
    ? oily ?  = airport in Paris

    re .7241 I am entering the note but the memory is to blame if
             wrong. Isn't that a refrain in "A dedicated follower
             of fashion" ( Kinks or Stones?)
    jc
396.7251and roll --> and butterRUTLND::SATOWThu Jan 05 1989 22:011
    
396.7252and butter --> and breadAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoThu Jan 05 1989 22:202
     
     which should bring us back to ...
396.7253and bread --> a jug of wine...andLEZAH::BOBBITTso wired I could broadcast...Thu Jan 05 1989 22:261
    doe, doe, doe, doe, doe a deer...
396.7254a jug of wine...and --> moiAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoThu Jan 05 1989 22:270
396.7255moi -> toiIJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeThu Jan 05 1989 22:548
RE .seven thousand two hundred and fifty

*That* was the Kinks, and *I* found out during the day what song it was:
"Time is on my side"
A lot has changed since that song....;-)

Arie
396.7256toi -> y'allCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNThu Jan 05 1989 23:141
    But, but ... "Time is on my side" is by the Stones not the Kinks.
396.7257y'all --> ahoy!INK::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonThu Jan 05 1989 23:289
    
    A Yawl is a kind of sailboat.
    
    Re "toi"
    
                        -<toi --> soldier>-
    
    as those miniature ones that are made out of clothespins and
    occasionally are used as Christmas Tree ornaments.
396.7258ahoy ---> hello Sailor!LAMHRA::WHORLOWPrussiking up the rope of life!Fri Jan 06 1989 00:561
    
396.7259[a] hello sailor --> casual observerTERZA::ZANEScience = Structured ChaosFri Jan 06 1989 02:150
396.7260casual observer --> stakeoutHSSWS1::GREGMalice AforethoughtFri Jan 06 1989 02:581
    
396.7261stakeout => who mentioned food?KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowFri Jan 06 1989 03:190
396.7262 who mentioned food? --> COOKIE!AITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoFri Jan 06 1989 03:460
396.7263COOKIE! --> Mrs BridgesAYOV27::ISMITHWith New Two-way Lemon Freshness!Fri Jan 06 1989 12:120
396.7264Mrs Bridges->Book of home managementCHEFS::LAWSONMStart 1989 with Jesus ChristFri Jan 06 1989 13:011
    
396.7265Book of home mgmt -> How I Didn't Make a Million in Real EstateMELEE::BIELSKIhow far is Nirvana?Fri Jan 06 1989 17:151
    
396.7266How ... Real Estate -> Surreal IncomeIJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeFri Jan 06 1989 17:481
396.7267Surreal Income --> WheelbarrowAYOV27::ISMITHWith New Two-way Lemon Freshness!Fri Jan 06 1989 18:041
    
396.7268Wheelbarrow -> Joseph CornellCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Jan 06 1989 18:091
    
396.7269Joseph Cornell => Jo U ?KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowFri Jan 06 1989 18:400
396.7270Jo U --> there?MARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonFri Jan 06 1989 18:5113
    
    Re "Mrs. Bridges":
    
                  -<Mrs Bridges --> London Bridges>-
    
    leading to the inevitible "falling down"
    
    Re "Joseph Cornell":
    
                    -<Joseph Cornell --> Kara Kal-El>-
    
    For the uninitiated, Kara Kal-El was the Kryptonian name of Supergirl.
    
396.7271there? -> OaklandCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNFri Jan 06 1989 20:461
    
396.7272Oakland --> Tree Mile IslandAYOV27::ISMITHWith New Two-way Lemon Freshness!Fri Jan 06 1989 20:531
    
396.7273Three Mile Island --> China SyndromeWMOIS::B_REINKEMirabile dictuFri Jan 06 1989 21:071
    
396.7274China Syndrome -> Fattening holiday dishesCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Jan 06 1989 21:251
    
396.7275Fattening holiday dishes --> edible crockery?IOSG::LAWMDon't utilise it - USE it!Fri Jan 06 1989 21:430
396.7276edible crockery? --> crockAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoFri Jan 06 1989 22:270
396.7277crock --> 'gatorMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonFri Jan 06 1989 22:449
    
    Re "China Syndrome":
    
                      -<China Syndrome --> Asian Flu>-
    
    Re "Edible Crockery?":
    
                      -<Edible Crockery? --> pieplate>-
                      -<Edible Crockery --> cookie dish>-
396.7278'gator ---> laterWMOIS::B_REINKEMirabile dictuFri Jan 06 1989 23:471
    
396.7279later -> muchLEZAH::BOBBITTvis tecum sitSat Jan 07 1989 00:561
    
396.7280Much --> HuskiesMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonSat Jan 07 1989 01:174
    
    As in _The Challenge of the Yukon_ (aka _Sgt. Preston of the Northwest
    Mounted Police_) where Preston would call out, "Ok King! Much, you
    huskies," to his sled dogs.
396.7281huskies -> wimpiesCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNSat Jan 07 1989 01:221
    From the TV commercial for garbage bags...
396.7282wimpies -> applepiesMELEE::BIELSKIhow far is Nirvana?Sat Jan 07 1989 01:321
    
396.7283applepies => and hot custardKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowSat Jan 07 1989 01:570
396.7284and hot custard --> custard's last standMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonSat Jan 07 1989 02:012
    
    ... quick, before it melts!
396.7285custard's last stand -> another failed franchiseMELEE::BIELSKIhow far is Nirvana?Sat Jan 07 1989 02:151
    
396.7286another failed franchise -> Kentucky fried gerbilCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNSat Jan 07 1989 02:401
    
396.7287Kentucky Fried Gerbil->Finger-eatin' good!NEXUS::D_WHITEUncle DaveSat Jan 07 1989 04:311
    
396.7288Finger-eatin' good --> look, ma, no hands!WMOIS::B_REINKEMirabile dictuSat Jan 07 1989 08:3820
    in re 'much you huskies'
    
    
    
    
    
    
    that reminds me of an old joke..
    
    
    
    back when Edmund Muskie was governor of Maine, he arranged to
    have a photographer take a picture of his entire family.
    However they all kept talking and not paying attention to the
    camera...finally in despiration the photographer cried out..
    
    
    
    HUSH! YOU MUSKIES!
    
396.7289look, ma, no hands! --> leperAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoSat Jan 07 1989 22:140
396.7290leper -> repelLEZAH::BOBBITTvis tecum sitMon Jan 09 1989 00:581
    
396.7291repel <- LikesCHEFS::LAWSONMStart 1989 with Jesus ChristMon Jan 09 1989 12:261
    
396.7292likes --> presentmentsMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonMon Jan 09 1989 17:2925
    
    RE "leper":
    
                            -<leper --> leperchaun>-   
    
    This reminds me of an Irish joke.
    
    Mrs Doyle was talking to Mrs O'Toole.  "Did'je hear about the Clancy
    boy?"  Says she
    
    "You mean the one with the limp?" says Mrs O'Toole.
    
    "The same"
    
    "And how is he?"
    
    Mrs Doyle said somberly, "He's dead, you know."
    
    "No!" says Mrs. O'Toole, says she.  "Well, rest his soul.  And what
    did the poor lad die of?"
    
    "It was the gangrene," says Mrs. Doyle.
    
    "The gangrene, you say?  More's the pity.  But thank the Lord for
    the color of it, anyway." 
396.7293presentments -=> of ChristmentsiesUNTADI::ODIJPo.......now + here = nowhere.......oMon Jan 09 1989 18:074
    
    Only three hundred and something days to go !
    
    John J
396.7294Christmentsies -> ChrismintsLEZAH::BOBBITTvis tecum sitMon Jan 09 1989 18:142
    those little poinsettia-and-holly shaped sugar cream mint candies you don't
    see any other time of the year...
396.7295Crismints -=> holy or holey ?UNTADI::ODIJPo.......now + here = nowhere.......oMon Jan 09 1989 18:201
    John J
396.7296holy or holey --> whole or hole?RICKS::SATOWMon Jan 09 1989 18:241
    
396.7297whole or hole --> holographOSL07::HENRIKWDyslexia lures OKMon Jan 09 1989 18:281
    
396.7298holograph => watch this spaceKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowMon Jan 09 1989 19:070
396.7299watch this space -> astronomyMELEE::BIELSKIhow far is Nirvana?Mon Jan 09 1989 19:201
    
396.7300astronomy --> epheremisERASER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonMon Jan 09 1989 19:311
    
396.7301epheremis -=> aramisUNTADI::ODIJPo.......now + here = nowhere.......oMon Jan 09 1989 20:501
    John J
396.7302aramis -> skin scentCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Mon Jan 09 1989 21:351
    
396.7303skin scent -=> heaven sentUNTADI::ODIJPo.......now + here = nowhere.......oMon Jan 09 1989 21:571
    John J
396.7304heaven sent -> Pennies from HeavenCAM::MAZURMon Jan 09 1989 22:001
    
396.7305Pennies from Heaven -=> knew there was something about herUNTADI::ODIJPo.......now + here = nowhere.......oMon Jan 09 1989 22:042
    John J
    
396.7306something about her -> haloCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNMon Jan 09 1989 22:291
    
396.7307halo -> traveling in higher circlesLEZAH::BOBBITTvis tecum sitMon Jan 09 1989 22:331
    
396.7308travelling in higher circles => pies in the skyKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowMon Jan 09 1989 22:510
396.7309pies in the sky --> slapstickMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonMon Jan 09 1989 23:1524
    
    Re "traveling in higher circles":
    
                  -<traveling in higher circles --> Purgatorio>-
    
                 -<traveling in higher circles --> outer orbits>-
    
    Re "halo":
    
                            -<halo --> are you there?>-
    
                               -< halo --> shampoo>- 
    
    re "skin scent":
    
                              -<skin scent --> deodorant>- 
    
                              -<skin scent -->bloodhound>-  
    
                              -<skin scent -->pheromones>-
    
                            -<skin scent --> tanning fluid>-
    
                            -<skin scent --> scratch'n'sniff>-
396.7310slapstick -> slap shotCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNTue Jan 10 1989 00:160
396.7311slap shot => and a goal!!POBOX::VANTILBURGOnce is NEVER enough!!Tue Jan 10 1989 01:181
    
396.7312and a goal!! => for some it's gaol !KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowTue Jan 10 1989 01:210
396.7313for some it's gaol! -> imprisoned by their own lexCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Jan 10 1989 01:391
    
396.7314imprisoned by their own lex > ironic spars do not a prison makeLEZAH::BOBBITTpersistence of visionTue Jan 10 1989 01:581
    
396.7315ironic spars -> ferris wheelsCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNTue Jan 10 1989 03:361
    
396.7316TOOK::C_PEREZThe InFAMous EightTue Jan 10 1989 07:484
                -< ferris wheels -> Ferris Bueller's Day Off >-


Funny I saw that last night on Show[me a good]time...
396.7317Ferris Bueller's Day Off => movie maniaGIDDAY::VISSEROn a clear day, you can see vacationTue Jan 10 1989 11:093
    
    ..klaas..
    
396.7318movie mania --> the sequelOSL07::HENRIKWDyslexia lures OKTue Jan 10 1989 11:441
    
396.7319the sequel --> WAF IIAYOV27::ISMITHWith New Two-way Lemon Freshness!Tue Jan 10 1989 12:251
    
396.7320WAF II --> waft, tooMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonTue Jan 10 1989 17:2215
    
    Re "the sequel":
    
                -<the sequel --> Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade>-
    
    _Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom_ was a "prequel" to _Raiders
    of the Lost Ark_; this onme follows it.
    
                   -<the sequel --> Friday the 13th, Part _n_>-
    
                             -<the sequel --> the squeal>-
    
                      -<Ferris Bueller's Day Off -->Projext X>-
   
    Both starred Mathhew Broderick.  
396.7321waft, too => blow !KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowTue Jan 10 1989 18:000
396.7322blow! --> Last stage of laborRICKS::SATOWTue Jan 10 1989 18:052
From Lamaze class.

396.7323Last stage of labor -> Final Curtain CallIOSG::ROBERTSNot worrying, being happy....Tue Jan 10 1989 18:101
    
396.7324Final Curtain Call -> Jane ! That's it, no dinner for youCAM::MAZURTue Jan 10 1989 18:141
    
396.7325Jane! ...no dinner for you -> Me Tarzan, me hungryOSL07::HENRIKWDyslexia lures OKTue Jan 10 1989 18:181
    
396.7326Jane! That's it, no dinner for you -> Come, Cheetah ...MARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonTue Jan 10 1989 18:191
    
396.7327Come, Cheetah ... -> monkey w/an 'eatable' complex CSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Jan 10 1989 19:461
    
396.7328* -> grape apeCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNTue Jan 10 1989 20:035
    "Me Tarzan, me hungry" + "monkey w/an 'eatable' complex"
        "food"             +         "simian"
        "grape"             +         "ape"
    
    [ok, ok. so a simian is not really in the same tree (;-) as an ape]
396.7329grape ape --> wine rhinoAYOV27::ISMITHWith New Two-way Lemon Freshness!Tue Jan 10 1989 20:061
    
396.7330wine rhino -> digital turkeyMELEE::BIELSKIhow far is Nirvana?Tue Jan 10 1989 20:501
    
396.7331digital turkey => 2 toed slothKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowTue Jan 10 1989 20:510
396.73322 toed sloth --> aiAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoTue Jan 10 1989 21:240
396.7333ai --> artificial intelligenceIOSG::LAWMDon't utilise it - USE it!Tue Jan 10 1989 21:3511
    
    
    But an ai has three toes (on at least one of its feet...)!
    
    re: -.a few
    
    	-< wine rhino --> rhine wino >-
    
    Mat.
    *:o)
    
396.7334artificial intelligence -=> RobertsUNTADI::ODIJPo.......now + here = nowhere.......oTue Jan 10 1989 21:474
    
    Apologies to all Bobs
    
    John J
396.7335Roberts --> Rules of OrderRICKS::SATOWTue Jan 10 1989 21:490
396.7336Rules of Order => Order in the Court!!POBOX::VANTILBURGSmile if you fondle floppies!!Tue Jan 10 1989 22:171
    
396.7337Order in the Court!! -> The Pizza man delivers!CSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Jan 10 1989 22:231
    
396.7338Order in the Court!! -> Man from U.N.C.L.E.VAXWRK::SIMONHugs Welcome Anytime!Tue Jan 10 1989 22:234
    
    Order in the Court? - Courts are Chaos...
    C.H.A.O.S...
    
396.7339Man From U.N.C.L.E --> Open Channel BFLASH1::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Tue Jan 10 1989 22:522
    
    For the nostalgiaphiles...
396.7340Man from U.N.C.L.E -> SoloCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNTue Jan 10 1989 22:533
    "artificial intelligence -> Roberts"
    
    Huh?  I don't get it!
396.7341{All the hanging ones on spies} => Get SmartKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowTue Jan 10 1989 23:060
396.7342Get Smart => Maxwell Smart & Agent 99POBOX::VANTILBURGSmile if you fondle floppies!!Tue Jan 10 1989 23:211
    
396.7343Maxwell Smart and Agent 99 --> spousesFLASH1::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Tue Jan 10 1989 23:462
    
    Well, they finally got married on the show.
396.7344spouses -> spiceMELEE::BIELSKIhow far is Nirvana?Wed Jan 11 1989 00:144

    
    have never had more than one simultaneously, 
    but my blood pressure is still ok.  hmmm.
396.7345spice -> spaceLEZAH::BOBBITTpersistence of visionWed Jan 11 1989 00:231
    
396.7346space --> frontierFLASH1::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Wed Jan 11 1989 00:282
    
    As in "Space, the final...
396.7347frontier => to brazenly split infinitivesKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowWed Jan 11 1989 01:290
396.7348to brazenly split infinitives => bad grammarSNOC01::NICHOLLSI knew Michael before he was famousWed Jan 11 1989 04:324
    Could people please not put lots of formfeeds in this reply. It
    generates hepas of paper for those of us who access through batch.
    
    Rhanks
396.7349bad grammar --> well grammar!AITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoWed Jan 11 1989 04:330
396.7350well grammar --> H E L P ! ! !CNTROL::HENRIKSONWed Jan 11 1989 08:360
396.7351H E L P ! ! ! => mind overboard!GIDDAY::VISSEROn a clear day, you can see vacationWed Jan 11 1989 09:433
    
    ..klaas..
    
396.7352mind overboard! -> mind overboredOSL07::HENRIKWDyslexia lures OKWed Jan 11 1989 11:011
    
396.7353mind overbored --> ouijaAYOV27::ISMITHWith New Two-way Lemon Freshness!Wed Jan 11 1989 12:121
    
396.7354ouija -=> Spiritual ScrabbleIOSG::ROBERTSNot worrying, being happy....Wed Jan 11 1989 12:231
    
396.7355Spiritual Scrabble -> ..S...H...O...T...G...IJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeWed Jan 11 1989 12:420
396.7356...S...H...O...T..G ..==--> shotgunFLASH1::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Wed Jan 11 1989 17:0510
    
    Re "oiuja":
    
    Point of trivia -- while that word looks vaguely Oriental, it is
    actually an amalgam of the French and German words for "yes"; oiu
    and ja respectively.
    
    Re "Spiritual Scrabble":
                           
                     -<Spiritual Scrabble --> Church Bingo>-
396.7357shotgun --> BANG!OSL07::HENRIKWDyslexia lures OKWed Jan 11 1989 17:141
    
396.7358bang ==> half a fringeSUBURB::WILSONDavidWed Jan 11 1989 17:242
    
    
396.7359half a fringe -> a used surrey?CSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Jan 11 1989 17:441
    
396.7360a used surry? --> usuryFLASH1::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Wed Jan 11 1989 17:541
    
396.7361a used surrey => hackneyed musicalKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowWed Jan 11 1989 17:540
396.7362RICKS::SATOWWed Jan 11 1989 18:006
usury-------------------+
			|
			+----- lack of interest
			|
hackneyed musical-------+		

396.7363lack of interest -> banker not in his primeMELEE::BIELSKIhow far is Nirvana?Wed Jan 11 1989 18:071
    
396.7364banker not in his prime -> chas(t)eCAM::MAZURWed Jan 11 1989 18:121
    
396.7365chas(t)e -> vital virginsOSL07::HENRIKWDyslexia lures OKWed Jan 11 1989 18:241
    
396.7366vital virgins => essentially islandsKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowWed Jan 11 1989 19:100
396.7367essentially islands --> womenFLASH1::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Wed Jan 11 1989 20:167
    
    well, it says, "No man is an island..." therefore, _somebody's_
    got to do the job. :-)
    
    Re "Vital virgins":
                      
                      -<vital virgins --> vestal virgins>-
396.7368women => amenKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowWed Jan 11 1989 20:361
    re flash1's vestal virgins => vestigal virgins
396.7369women -> uncommonLEZAH::BOBBITTpersistence of visionWed Jan 11 1989 20:371
    uncommon women - title of a play (or was it uncommon women and others)
396.7370uncommon -=> home , I've done my timeUNTADI::ODIJPo.......now + here = nowhere.......oWed Jan 11 1989 21:005
    All together now ....
    
    
    John J
396.7371home, I've done my time -> Jailhouse RockVAXWRK::SIMONHugs Welcome Anytime!Wed Jan 11 1989 21:431
    
396.7372Halleluiah ChorusMELEE::BIELSKIhow far is Nirvana?Wed Jan 11 1989 22:057
                                                   ^
                                                   |
                                                   |
			amen - - - - - - - - - - - +
                                                   |
	home, I've done my time -> Jailhouse Rock -+
396.7373Jailhouse Rock --> AlcatrazIOSG::LAWMModeration with moderation.Wed Jan 11 1989 22:061
    
396.7374Jailhouse Rock --> Penal EarthquakeTERZA::ZANEScience = Structured ChaosWed Jan 11 1989 22:100
396.7375<Penal Earthquake --> Statute Reforms>-AKOV13::MCGARGHANGentle ReaderWed Jan 11 1989 22:181
    
396.7376FLASH1::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Wed Jan 11 1989 22:296
    Hallelujah Chorus -----------+
                                 |
                                 |
                                 |
    Statute reform --------------+------->tax repeal
    
396.7377tax repeal -> sex appealCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNWed Jan 11 1989 22:371
    
396.7378sex appeal -> did the earth move?CSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Jan 11 1989 23:421
    sex appeal + penal earthquake -> 
396.7379did the earth move? --> fireworks!TERZA::ZANEScience = Structured ChaosThu Jan 12 1989 00:010
396.7380fireworks --> lava plays --> snow sleepsAKOV13::MCGARGHANGentle ReaderThu Jan 12 1989 02:001
396.7381fireworks! => Yes, it does !KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowThu Jan 12 1989 02:000
396.7382Yes, it does ! -> No, it doesn't!AITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoThu Jan 12 1989 03:070
396.7383No, it doesn't! -> Wanna bet?!OSL07::HENRIKWDyslexia lures OKThu Jan 12 1989 11:121
    
396.7384Wanna bet?! => Two-a bets!GIDDAY::VISSEROn a clear day, you can see vacationThu Jan 12 1989 12:242
    
    ..klaas..
396.7385two-a bets! -=> do not a friary makeUNTADI::ODIJPo.......now + here = nowhere.......oThu Jan 12 1989 15:301
    John J
396.7386do not a friary make --> PittenweemAYOV27::ISMITHWith New Two-way Lemon Freshness!Thu Jan 12 1989 16:452
    
    Location of the best fish and chip shop in the world.
396.7387Pittenweem -> two of college football's greatsCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Jan 12 1989 17:311
    
396.7388two of college football's greats -> hands and feetDDIF::STONERoyThu Jan 12 1989 17:522
     
    
396.7389hands and feet -=> and eye of batUNTADI::ODIJPo.......now + here = nowhere.......oThu Jan 12 1989 18:002
    John J
    
396.7390eye of bat --> Ted WilliamsFLASH9::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Thu Jan 12 1989 18:414
    
    The Great Ted Williams, recently elected to Baseball's Hall Of Fame,
    could keep his eye _focussed_ on the ball  from the time it was
    released by the pitched until it reached the vicinity of the plate.
396.7391Ted Williams => out of sight!KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowThu Jan 12 1989 18:430
396.7392out of sight => ausgezeichnetMARVIN::KNOWLESthe teddy-bears have their nit-pickThu Jan 12 1989 18:571
    
396.7393ausgezeichnet --> gesuntheit!MARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonThu Jan 12 1989 19:151
    
396.7394gesundheit! -> nazdrowieIJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeThu Jan 12 1989 19:351
396.7395nazdrowie -> nazgulLEZAH::BOBBITTpersistence of visionThu Jan 12 1989 19:386
    This is slightly naughty, but
    
    A friend of mine sneezed, and I said "Gesundheit!".  Another friend
    piped up, "Virgin?"
    we all groaned....
    
396.7396nazgul -=> nineUNTADI::ODIJPo.......now + here = nowhere.......oThu Jan 12 1989 19:5013
    
    
    V A L U E             In a world of changing values , 
    i r i n n             isn't it nice to know .
    r e f o v
    g   e p e
    i   s e l
    n     n o
    s     e p
          d e
            s
    
    John J
396.7397nine -> da, tak, yah, si, oui, uh-huh, fer-sureCAM::MAZURThu Jan 12 1989 20:021
    
396.7398da,tak, yah, si, oui, uh-huh, fer-sure -> the ayes have itMELEE::BIELSKIhow far is Nirvana?Thu Jan 12 1989 20:171
    
396.7399The ayes have it => Those oppose?POBOX::VANTILBURGSmile if you fondle floppies!!Thu Jan 12 1989 20:261
    
396.7400Those oppose? -=> Who knows!UNTADI::ODIJPo.......now + here = nowhere.......oThu Jan 12 1989 20:311
    John J
396.7401Who know! --> The Shadow knowsRUTLND::SATOWThu Jan 12 1989 21:110
396.7402The Shadow knows => Only the nose knows what the nose knowsKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowThu Jan 12 1989 21:280
396.7403..what the nose knows---> but ears hear everythingWMOIS::B_REINKEMirabile dictuThu Jan 12 1989 21:471
    
396.7404but ears hear everything --> corn earsMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonThu Jan 12 1989 22:3417
    
    Re "The ayes have it':
    
           -<the ayes have it --> drink to me only with thine ayes>-
    
    Re "The Shadow knows":
    
         -<The Shadow knows --> what evil lurks in the heart of men>-
        
    
    The full quote is, "Who knows what evil lurks within the hearts
    of men?  The Shadow knows ..." <done in The Shadow's voice, and
    followed by quasi-maniacal laughter>.  The associated quote, also
    done in The Shadow's voice, and followed by the selfsame laughter,
    is, "The weed of crime bears bitter fruit.  Crime does not pay.
    The Shadow knows ...."
    
396.7405corn ears --> cow eyesAKOV13::MCGARGHANGentle ReaderThu Jan 12 1989 22:381
    
396.7406cow eyes -> "who, me?"LEZAH::BOBBITTpersistence of visionThu Jan 12 1989 22:594
    whenever someone I know puts on that innocent hurt-puppy
    wide-eyed-innocent look (you know the one), I say they're giving
    me the "cow eyes" (or "veal eyes")....
    
396.7407who, me --> worry?FLASH9::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Thu Jan 12 1989 23:101
    
396.7408worry? -> I read MADCAM::MAZURThu Jan 12 1989 23:202
    What me worry, I read MAD.
    
396.7409I read MAD --> seeing redTERZA::ZANEScience = Structured ChaosThu Jan 12 1989 23:240
396.7410seeing red --> Toro!FLASH9::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Thu Jan 12 1989 23:371
    
396.7411Toro! -> Tora! Tora! Tora!VAXWRK::SIMONHugs Welcome Anytime!Fri Jan 13 1989 00:391
    
396.7412Tora! Tora! Tora! => Look out Hawaii !KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowFri Jan 13 1989 02:240
396.7413Look out Hawaii ! --> shark!AITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoFri Jan 13 1989 04:160
396.7414shark! => get your loans here!GIDDAY::VISSEROn a clear day, you can see vacationFri Jan 13 1989 05:372
    
    ..klaas..
396.7415get your loans here! -=> the lone ranger's in townUNTADI::ODIJPo.......now + here = nowhere.......oFri Jan 13 1989 13:292
    John J
    
396.7416and bagon -> bagon the bagoneOSL07::HENRIKWDyslexia lures OKFri Jan 13 1989 15:341
    
396.7417bagon the bagone --> Julio DoubleglaziasAYOV27::ISMITHWith New Two-way Lemon Freshness!Fri Jan 13 1989 16:501
    
396.7418FLASH9::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Fri Jan 13 1989 17:1513
    Julio Doubleglazias --> latino name ---> Latin America ---+
                                                              |
                                                              |
    +---- The Cisco Kid <--- Heroic Mexican name <-- Mexico ---+
    |
    |
    +---> Legend of the Old West -------------+
                                              |
                                              |
    The Lone Ranger's in town ----------------+------> Adventure
    
    
    I just _had_ to get rid of thast dangling Ranger.
396.7419shattering experiencesKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowFri Jan 13 1989 17:443
    Julio Doubleglazias --^
    			  ^
    Adventure ------------^
396.7420shattering experiences --> defenestrationAITG::TRUMPLERHeaded for Saliva CreekFri Jan 13 1989 18:490
396.7421defenestration --> window taxAYOV27::ISMITHWith New Two-way Lemon Freshness!Fri Jan 13 1989 19:081
    A sad business.  Many older houses still bear the scars.
396.7422window tax -> liquid assetsLEZAH::BOBBITTpersistence of visionFri Jan 13 1989 19:324
    well, glass IS a liquid (look at very old windows, the bottoms are
    thicker than the tops due to "flow" from gravity...).  Physics is
    SO cool.
    
396.7423liquid assets -> flow through my fingersMELEE::BIELSKIhow far is Nirvana?Fri Jan 13 1989 19:443

    
    due to gravity, no doubt.
396.7424flows through my fingers -> plasticIJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeFri Jan 13 1989 19:589



At least that's what I use most....

RE a few back: I thought his name was Julio Oneglesias.... :-)
                                            ^^^
Arie
396.7425plastic --> moneyFLASH9::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Fri Jan 13 1989 20:481
    
396.7426money -> bye-byeMISFIT::GEMMELand now here's Mac and Tosh...Fri Jan 13 1989 20:534
    when will I ever have money at the end of the month
    		instead
    of month at the end of the money?
    
396.7427bye-bye -=> TTFNUNTADI::ODIJPo.......now + here = nowhere.......oFri Jan 13 1989 21:224
    
    What happened at .7415-6 ? Where's the connection ?
    
    John J
396.7428ttfn => That's The Fun of NotingKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowFri Jan 13 1989 21:250
396.7429That's The Fun of Noting --> hundredsAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoFri Jan 13 1989 21:550
396.7430HUNdreds -> Attilla hearing a short jokeCAM::MAZURFri Jan 13 1989 21:591
    
396.7431Attila hearing a short joke -> Hun PunDDIF::STONERoyFri Jan 13 1989 22:172
     
    
396.7432Hun Pun -> barbaric hystericLEZAH::BOBBITTpersistence of visionFri Jan 13 1989 22:351
    
396.7433barbaric hysteric -> barbaric dollCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNSat Jan 14 1989 00:431
    
396.7434barbaric doll -> mobs mollCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Sat Jan 14 1989 00:527
        Whew! I thought that I was the only one wondering about that
        .7615 -.7416 reply... Must be a localized, short-lived phenomenon.
        jc
    
     
    
396.7435mobs moll --> bullet babeAKOV13::MCGARGHANGentle ReaderSat Jan 14 1989 01:041
    
396.7436bullet babe ---> terrible totWMOIS::B_REINKEMirabile dictuSat Jan 14 1989 01:543
    
    
    maybe .7415 came from a much earlier note?
396.7437terrible tot --> trrible toteAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoSat Jan 14 1989 02:420
396.7438trrible tote -> The Trouble with TribblesCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNSat Jan 14 1989 04:321
    For the Star Trek fans out there.
396.7439The Trouble with Tribbles --> Flat CatsWMOIS::B_REINKEIf you are a dreamer, come in..Sat Jan 14 1989 07:457
    
    
    
    
    the original story that the trouble with Tribbles came from
    was one about a creature called a 'flat cat' from a novel
    written by Robert Heinlein
396.7440Flat Cats ==> Apartment pussiesSUBURB::WILSONDavidMon Jan 16 1989 15:412
    
    
396.7441apartment pussies -> wivesOSL07::HENRIKWDyslexia lures OKMon Jan 16 1989 15:451
    
396.7442IJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeMon Jan 16 1989 16:167
wives -> fragile -> breakable -> breakfast -> eccs -> and bagon

Now *here*'s a challenge! I "closed" an open end the other way!
.7416 had "and bagon" as a root, and nobody else came up with that one before!
Is topic 396 closed now? ;-)
Arie

396.7443and bagon----> and on and on and on and on and...WMOIS::B_REINKEIf you are a dreamer, come in..Mon Jan 16 1989 17:541
    in re 396 being closed...Of course not!
396.7444and on and on and on and on and -> DynastyOSL07::HENRIKWDyslexia lures OKMon Jan 16 1989 18:191
    
396.7445Dynasty --> Live NastyRICKS::SATOWMon Jan 16 1989 18:560
396.7446Live nasty -> live in a styOSL07::HENRIKWDyslexia lures OKMon Jan 16 1989 18:591
    
396.7447live in a sty --> eyelumpFLASH9::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Mon Jan 16 1989 20:088
    
    Re "dynasty":
    
    -<dynasty --> Ming --> the Merciless ---> Mongo ---> Congo --+
                                                                 |
                           -<King Kong <-- gorilla <-- Africa <--+
                             
    
396.7448eyelump --> I, ClaudiusIOSG::LAWMModeration with moderation.Mon Jan 16 1989 21:329
    
    re the mysterious .7415-6 jump et al. (who is this bloke Al?)
    
       Is anyone going to volunteer to tie up *all* of the loose threads
    in this note?  (Don't ask me...)
    
    Mat.
    *:o)
    
396.7449I, Claudius -> Not another PBS special!!!CSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Mon Jan 16 1989 21:516
    re: -1. Al is the  guy that works down in shipping. :-)
    
    re: .7415-6 jump.. perhaps we needn't tie all the loose ends. 
         We _could_ let the notes file be an analog for life. :-) ,:-)

    
396.7450Not another PBS Special ---> The Cosby ShowMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonMon Jan 16 1989 22:456
    
    Well, it _isn't_.
    
    Re "and on and on and on and on ...":
    
        -<and on and on and on and on and ... --> transcendental number>-
396.7451The Cosby Show ---> Not BingWMOIS::B_REINKEIf you are a dreamer, come in..Mon Jan 16 1989 23:029
    
    
    
    
    In re loose ends, I really wonder if there are a lot of true loose
    ends in this string of notes. People have been pretty good about
    catching and tying up orphaned replies.
    
    Bonnie
396.7452Not Bing --> Shirley Temple (Black)VAXWRK::SIMONHugs Welcome Anytime!Mon Jan 16 1989 23:351
    Bing -> Cherry -> Drink
396.7453Shirley Temple --> Good Ship LollipopFLASH9::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Tue Jan 17 1989 00:174
    
    Re "not Bing":
    
                        -<Not Bing --> Bong>-
396.7454Good Ship Lollipop-->You'll awake with a tummy acheWMOIS::B_REINKEIf you are a dreamer, come in..Tue Jan 17 1989 00:571
    
396.7455You'll awake with ... --> atomic acheAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoTue Jan 17 1989 06:070
396.7456atomic ache -> a big bang-overOSL07::HENRIKWDyslexia lures OKTue Jan 17 1989 11:151
    
396.7457a big bang-over => la grande bouffeMARVIN::KNOWLESthe teddy-bears have their nit-pickTue Jan 17 1989 17:331
    
396.7458la grande bouffe -> Alice's RestaurantCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Jan 17 1989 17:521
    
396.7459A lice's restaurant -=> The Barber'sUNTADI::ODIJPo.......now + here = nowhere.......oTue Jan 17 1989 18:134
    
    .7441  A braver man than I !
    
    John J
396.7460The Barber's ---> shop quartetWMOIS::B_REINKEIf you are a dreamer, come in..Tue Jan 17 1989 18:171
    
396.7461shop quartet -> a charging hordeMELEE::BIELSKIhow far is Nirvana?Tue Jan 17 1989 18:201
    
396.7462a charging horde -> Valley girls...CSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Jan 17 1989 19:171
    
396.7463Valley girls... -> Valley of the DollsLEZAH::BOBBITTpersistence of visionTue Jan 17 1989 19:291
    
396.7464Valley of the Dolls -> Silicone ValleyCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNTue Jan 17 1989 21:111
    
396.7465Silicone Valley -=> chipped landscapeUNTADI::ODIJPo.......now + here = nowhere.......oTue Jan 17 1989 21:461
    John J
396.7466chipped landscape --> can't resistorHSSWS1::GREGMalice AforethoughtWed Jan 18 1989 00:014
    
    	Silicone Valley ---> chipped landscape ---\ 
    	 	|				   >---> can't resistor
    		+----------> Girls, totally! -----/
396.7467can't resistor -> Then take 'er ohm with ya !CAM::MAZURWed Jan 18 1989 00:301
396.7468Then...with ya ! -> human factors/plug compatibility testMELEE::BIELSKIhow far is Nirvana?Wed Jan 18 1989 00:421
    
396.7469FLASH9::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Wed Jan 18 1989 01:555
         -<Human factors/plug compatibility test -->rationalization>-
    
    Shux; I thought we'd have more electrical/electronic jokes.
    
    Things with ammeter, reluctance, impedance, and ground come to mind...
396.7470rationalization -> share a lizationCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNWed Jan 18 1989 02:081
    
396.7471share a lization --> share a libationAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoWed Jan 18 1989 02:210
396.7472share a lization -> two straws in a libationRAVEN1::MKENNEDYEschew sesquipedalianism!Wed Jan 18 1989 02:240
396.7473two straws in a libation --> at the soda fountainHSSWS1::GREGMalice AforethoughtWed Jan 18 1989 03:261
    
396.7474TOOK::C_PEREZThe InFAMous EightWed Jan 18 1989 04:242
             -< at the soda fountain -> he the water fountain >-

396.7475the water fountain --> little boys, hoses, squirt gunsWMOIS::B_REINKEIf you are a dreamer, come in..Wed Jan 18 1989 08:341
    
396.7476little boys... --> big boys, unversity, water fightsAYOV27::ISMITHWith New Two-way Lemon Freshness!Wed Jan 18 1989 12:041
    
396.7477big boys, unversity, water fights -> back to the labMELEE::BIELSKIhow far is Nirvana?Wed Jan 18 1989 17:265
       
	Re .7469 -
	An opportunity to get back to ammeters, reluctance, impedance, 
    	and ground...
396.7478back to the lab=> ammeters in educationRAVEN1::MKENNEDYEschew sesquipedalianism!Wed Jan 18 1989 17:440
396.7479ammeters in education --> reluctance to learnFLASH1::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Wed Jan 18 1989 17:482
    
    ah.  That's more like it. :-)
396.7480reluctance to learn -> untransformed potentialCAM::MAZURWed Jan 18 1989 18:491
396.7481untransformed potential--> run into the groundWMOIS::B_REINKEIf you are a dreamer, come in..Wed Jan 18 1989 19:021
    
396.7482run into the ground -> impedance of progressLEZAH::BOBBITTpersistence of visionWed Jan 18 1989 19:081
    
396.7483impedance to progress --> capacitance to improveRICKS::SATOWWed Jan 18 1989 19:111
396.7484capacitance to improve --> superconductivityAYOV27::ISMITHWith New Two-way Lemon Freshness!Wed Jan 18 1989 20:151
    
396.7485superconductivity -> COOLombCAM::MAZURWed Jan 18 1989 20:231
    
396.7486COOLomb --> nobody's ohmFLASH1::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Wed Jan 18 1989 20:511
    
396.7487nobody's ohm ==> mho 's the betterRAVEN1::MKENNEDYEschew sesquipedalianism!Wed Jan 18 1989 21:160
396.7488mho's the better -> parallel, non-series commentsCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Jan 18 1989 21:471
    
396.7489parallel, non-series comments -> wire rapCAM::MAZURWed Jan 18 1989 22:121
    
396.7490Wire rap --> Teenage phone callRICKS::SATOWWed Jan 18 1989 22:132
    

396.7491teenage phone call --> saturated bandwidthFLASH1::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Wed Jan 18 1989 22:293
    
    Tsk!  You broke the electro-related lonk.  Hope this reconnects
    it...
396.7492saturated bandwidth -->wet, heavy musicians (:-) )WMOIS::B_REINKEIf you are a dreamer, come in..Wed Jan 18 1989 22:568
    
    
    
    
    Now Steve, do we have to keep this up indefinitely, ad infinitium,
    always and for ever and a day?
    
    Bonnie
396.7493wet, heavy musicians -> Blown ampCAM::MAZURWed Jan 18 1989 23:041
    
396.7494blown amp -> three-ring circuitsLEZAH::BOBBITTpersistence of visionWed Jan 18 1989 23:211
    
396.7495three ring circuits -> charged for inductance18557::MAZURWed Jan 18 1989 23:481
    
396.7496charged for inductance --> coilyFLASH1::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Thu Jan 19 1989 00:052
    
    nyuk, nyuk, nyuk ....
396.7497coily -> twisted W(ir=e)CAM::MAZURThu Jan 19 1989 00:201
    Hey Larry, Mho !!!
396.7498twisted W(ir=e) -> con fused!CSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Jan 19 1989 00:571
    
396.7499con fused --> short stuffFLASH1::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Thu Jan 19 1989 02:011
    
396.7500short stuff -> short Sir KuttCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNThu Jan 19 1989 02:091
    
396.7501shocking!AITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoThu Jan 19 1989 03:320
396.7502shocking---> wired to broadcast!WMOIS::B_REINKEIf you are a dreamer, come in..Thu Jan 19 1989 06:071
    
396.7503wired to broadcast! --> plugged inAYOV27::ISMITHWith New Two-way Lemon Freshness!Thu Jan 19 1989 12:211
    
396.7504plugged in -> recoilingIJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeThu Jan 19 1989 16:172
    

396.7505recoiling --> resolderingFLASH1::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Thu Jan 19 1989 17:104
    
    or,
                   
                      -<recoiling --> fluxed up>-
396.7506resoldering ==> reinlisingTHEGIZ::PITARDCalifornia Dreaming, on a winters day...Thu Jan 19 1989 17:310
396.7507reinlising -> resi-lining -> resonant frequencyLEZAH::BOBBITTpersistence of visionThu Jan 19 1989 18:001
    
396.7508resonant frequeny -> white noiseMELEE::BIELSKIhow far is Nirvana?Thu Jan 19 1989 18:041
    
396.7509white noise -> relay chatterCAM::MAZURThu Jan 19 1989 18:061
    
396.7510relay chatter --> TelephonePOOL::TRUMPLERMark, ZKO3-4/S23Thu Jan 19 1989 18:150
396.7511Telephone => Operator - "What number please"POBOX::VANTILBURGSmile if you fondle floppies!!Thu Jan 19 1989 20:121
    
396.7512TOOK::C_PEREZThe InFAMous EightThu Jan 19 1989 22:262
             -< Operator - "What number please" -> 867-5309 >-

396.7513867-5309 -> for a good time call...LEZAH::BOBBITTpersistence of visionThu Jan 19 1989 22:301
    
396.7514for a good time call > you call that a good time?RUTLND::SATOWThu Jan 19 1989 22:361
396.7515you call that a good time? -> Socrates would!CSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Jan 19 1989 23:007
        Steve, really liked that "fluxed up"..
     
        Oh, oh. redundancy alert! Just overheard in the area....
        "positive goals"
        jc
    
396.7516Socrates would -> woodchuck wouldCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNFri Jan 20 1989 00:112
    How many syllogisms would a Socrates log
    if a Socrates could log wood?
396.7517Socrates would -> BalsaCAM::MAZURFri Jan 20 1989 00:131
    
396.7518light work if you can get itMELEE::BIELSKIhow far is Nirvana?Fri Jan 20 1989 02:096


	                            ^
	woodchuck would - - - +     |
	                      | - - -
	Balsa - - - - - - - - +
396.7519light work... => coiled coil filamentKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowFri Jan 20 1989 02:220
396.7520coiled coil filament--> cold curl tendralsWMOIS::B_REINKEIf you are a dreamer, come in..Fri Jan 20 1989 04:591
    
396.7521cold curl tendrals -> a fine chilled vineMELEE::BIELSKIa kinder, gentler deficitFri Jan 20 1989 17:051
    
396.7522A fine chilled vine --> Tarzan's yellCNTROL::HENRIKSONFri Jan 20 1989 18:315
< Note 396.7521 by MELEE::BIELSKI "a kinder, gentler deficit" >
                 -< cold curl tendrals -> a fine chilled vine >-

    

396.7523Tarzan's yell -> treetop tenorDDIF::STONERoyFri Jan 20 1989 18:471
     
396.7524treetop tenor -> bungle in the jungleLEZAH::BOBBITTpersistence of visionFri Jan 20 1989 18:491
   
396.7525bungle in the jungle -> stepping on your lionsMELEE::BIELSKIa kinder, gentler deficitFri Jan 20 1989 20:051
    
396.7526Stepping on your lions => Dangerous hobby!POBOX::VANTILBURGSmile if you fondle floppies!!Fri Jan 20 1989 20:361
    
396.7527Dangerous hobby! --> Russian rouletteAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoFri Jan 20 1989 21:280
396.7528Russian roulette -> CCCP chipsCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Jan 20 1989 21:431
    
396.7529cccp chips => stammering snack makerKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowFri Jan 20 1989 22:030
396.7530stammering snack maker --> Knotts w/ Griffin on RitzAKOV13::MCGARGHANFreedom's just another word for nothing left to loseFri Jan 20 1989 22:151
    
396.7531K w/G on Ritz -> Hollywood crackers?CSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Jan 20 1989 22:581
    
396.7532hollywood crackers -> stuntmenCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNFri Jan 20 1989 23:061
    
396.7533KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowSat Jan 21 1989 00:302
     stunt men => stunted growth => growth hormone
    
396.7534growth hormone -> bonds and CDs are saferMELEE::BIELSKIa kinder, gentler deficitSat Jan 21 1989 02:115

    ...though with the (much) earlier liquid assets still slipping
    through my fingers, it's difficult to invest in anything.
    
    Stan B.
396.7535bonds and CDs are safer --->beware bullsLAMHRA::WHORLOWPrussiking up the rope of life!Mon Jan 23 1989 06:026

    
    I'm back from Holidays... did ya miss me?
    
    derek
    
396.7536be kind to themIJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeMon Jan 23 1989 11:3011
                                        ^
                                        |
                                         ----------
                                                   |
> beware bulls ------------------------------------
                                                   |
> I'm back from Holidays... did ya miss me? -------
>    derek
    
Yes :-)
Arie
396.7537be kind to them => especially in a china shopKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowMon Jan 23 1989 18:190
396.7538in a china shop -> you find fine chinaWMOIS::B_REINKEIf you are a dreamer, come in..Mon Jan 23 1989 18:405
    
    
    
    
    in re Derek, welcome back, :-)
396.7539you find fine china --> MingFLASH1::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Mon Jan 23 1989 18:5610
    
    Dynasty, that is.
    
    re "light work if you can get it":
    
              -<light work if you can get it --> optical engineer>-
    
    re "Hollywood crackers":
    
        -<Hollywood crackers --> Animal Crackers --> Marx Brothers>-
396.7540Ming -=> Great Train RobberyIOSG::ROBERTSNot worrying, being happy....Mon Jan 23 1989 19:395
    
                              |------------> film starring Phil Collins
    ming -> Flash Gordon -> Buster Crabbe                           |
                              |                                     |
    			      |->  Great Train Robbery<---- about <-
396.7541Great Train Robbery -> One Track MindCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Mon Jan 23 1989 21:561
    
396.7542One Track Mind -> faster than a sleeping bulletMELEE::BIELSKIa kinder, gentler deficitMon Jan 23 1989 22:223

    
    what did you expect on a Monday?
396.7543sleeping bullet --> russian roulette (click...)POOL::TRUMPLERMark, ZKO3-4/S23Mon Jan 23 1989 22:240
396.7544Russian roulette -> Mississippi PokerCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNMon Jan 23 1989 22:480
396.7545mississippi poker => steamboat round the bendKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowMon Jan 23 1989 22:530
396.7546steamboat - California raisinsCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Mon Jan 23 1989 23:234
    
    
    steamboat ... -> up around the bend -> Creedence Clearwater ->
    Heard it through the grapevine( withthanks to Marvin Gaye ) ->
396.7547California raisins --> Sun MaidFLASH1::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Mon Jan 23 1989 23:501
    
396.7548Sun Maid ---> Moon WomanWMOIS::B_REINKEIf you are a dreamer, come in..Tue Jan 24 1989 00:131
    
396.7549Moon Woman -> Lunatic FringeLEZAH::BOBBITTpersistence of visionTue Jan 24 1989 00:201
    
396.7550Lunatic Fringe --> crazy laceFLASH1::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Tue Jan 24 1989 00:377
    
    Re "Moon Woman":
    
    During World War II, a newspaper comic strip of _Captain Midnight_
    had a character called the Moon Woman.  She was a decent person
    unless the Moon was full -- or nearly so -- when she'd have a
    personality shift and side with the Axis agents.
396.7551crazy lace -> disorder on the borderMELEE::BIELSKIwhich way is Upp?Tue Jan 24 1989 00:391
    
396.7552disorder on the border -> 2 tacos to goCAM::MAZURTue Jan 24 1989 01:051
    
396.75532 tacos to go => to the North Pole =====> KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowTue Jan 24 1989 03:040
396.7554to the North Pole -> Look Ma, top 'o the world!COOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNTue Jan 24 1989 04:048
 That line is by Jimmy Cagney in "White Heat".

 This reply is being entered via the DECwindows
interface to NOTES.  It's pretty snazzy. But the
note number only has 3 digits to the right of the
decimal point.  Methinks that the developers don't
read JoyOfLex...
396.7555Look Ma, Top o' the World --->widow's peakLAMHRA::WHORLOWPrussiking up the rope of life!Tue Jan 24 1989 12:131
    
396.7556widow's peak ---> girl talkOSLLEG::HENRIKWDyslexia lures OKTue Jan 24 1989 12:471
    
396.7557girl talk --> boy listenFLASH1::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Tue Jan 24 1989 17:164
    
    or,
    
         -<girl talk --> ve haff our vays to make you talk, you know...>-
396.7558boy listen -> someday become Tarzan IIMELEE::BIELSKIwhich way is Upp?Tue Jan 24 1989 17:481
    
396.7559boy listen => have I got news for youKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowTue Jan 24 1989 17:550
396.7560FLASH1::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Tue Jan 24 1989 18:277
    Someday become Tarzan II ---> Tyler, too --> Tippecanoe --+
                                                              |
                                                              |
    Have I got news for you --> late night final ---> scoop --+
                                                              |
                                                              |
                       historic news <------------------------+
396.7561historic news --> DINOSAURS EXTINCT!OSLLEG::HENRIKWMassage in a bottleTue Jan 24 1989 18:431
    
396.7562DINOSAURS EXTINCT! --> rhinocerosTERZA::ZANEScience = Structured ChaosTue Jan 24 1989 20:140
396.7563rhinoceros -> hippo potta mustMELEE::BIELSKIwhich way is Upp?Tue Jan 24 1989 20:365

    
    re: -.2    historic news -> 
    			DINOSAURS EXTINCT! -> 
    					but can they read?
396.7564hippo potta must -> fish gotta swimCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNTue Jan 24 1989 21:220
396.7565fish gotta swim -> buoys will be buoysCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Jan 24 1989 21:571
    
396.7566buoys will be buoys --> say the gullsFLASH1::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Tue Jan 24 1989 22:067
    
    Re "DINOSAURS EXTINCT":
    
                 -<DINOSAURS EXTINCT -- New dino-deodorizer>-
    
    Actually, since "dinosaurs extinct" was in response to "historic
    news," there should have been a bridge, "prehistoric news."
396.7567say the gulls -> at the doo drop in/onCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Jan 24 1989 22:495
    re: -.1 
    Isn't "prehistoric news" an oxymoron? :-)
         ? pre-history ?

    jc
396.7568Doo Drop Inn -> Tip Top TapCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNTue Jan 24 1989 23:151
    That's a ritzy bar's name in Chicago.
396.7569Tip Top Tap --> Goliath's demiseFLASH1::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Wed Jan 25 1989 00:181
    
396.7570Goliath's demise -> giant surprise!DDIF::STONERoyWed Jan 25 1989 00:251
    
396.7571giant surprise -> jack-in-the-boxMELEE::BIELSKIwhich way is Upp?Wed Jan 25 1989 00:443
   

    and be sure to spend it wisely.
396.7573.7411 -> 3.14159COOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNWed Jan 25 1989 02:223
    I am baffled by that last association.
    
    Is .7441 a reference to "apartment pussies" for "jack in the box"?
396.75743.14159 --> 3.14 in the skyOSL07::HENRIKWMassage in a bottleWed Jan 25 1989 11:271
    
396.75753.14 in the sky --> Pumpkin 3.14AYOV27::ISMITHWith New Two-way Lemon Freshness!Wed Jan 25 1989 12:261
    
396.7576Pumpkin 3.14 -=> late as usualUNTADI::ODIJPo.......now + here = nowhere.......oWed Jan 25 1989 13:362
    
    John J
396.7577late as usual -=> habitually deadIOSG::ROBERTSAbsolutely! .... and why not?Wed Jan 25 1989 17:091
    
396.7578habitually dead -=> DraculaUNTADI::ODIJPo.......now + here = nowhere.......oWed Jan 25 1989 17:332
    
    John J
396.7579Dracula -> ghouls just wanna have funMELEE::BIELSKIwhich way is Upp?Wed Jan 25 1989 17:541
    
396.7580ghouls just wanna have fun --> Bloody MaryOSL07::HENRIKWMassage in a bottleWed Jan 25 1989 18:081
    
396.7581Bloody Mary -> vindshield vipersCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Jan 25 1989 18:442
         and the things that suck the water off the windscreen are called...
396.7582vindshield vipers -> glass aspsDDIF::STONERoyWed Jan 25 1989 19:122
    
    
396.7583glass asps -> fangs a lotMELEE::BIELSKIwhich way is Upp?Wed Jan 25 1989 21:122
    
    ...clearly, I needed that.
396.7584fangs a lot --> animal dentistryTERZA::ZANEScience = Structured ChaosThu Jan 26 1989 00:030
396.7585animal dentistry -> moler molars ?CSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Jan 26 1989 00:431
    
396.7586animal dentistry -> canine toothCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNThu Jan 26 1989 00:442
    Q: what did Cleopatra get when she leaned into the basket of asps?
    A: "Fangs for the mammaries"... ;-)
396.7587moler molars + canine tooth --> bits and bitesOSL07::HENRIKWMassage in a bottleThu Jan 26 1989 11:151
    
396.7588bits and bites -> big-mouthed computerFEY::BIELSKIwhich way is Upp?Thu Jan 26 1989 17:501
    
396.7589big-mouthed computer -> DVN broadcast of Morton DowneyCAM::MAZURThu Jan 26 1989 18:091
    
396.7590DVN broadcast of Morton Downey -> The mouth that roaredCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Jan 26 1989 18:461
    
396.7591The mouth that roared --> MGMIOSG::LAWMModeration with moderation.Thu Jan 26 1989 18:521
    
396.7592MGM --> ars longa, vita brevisAKOV13::MCGARGHANhear the dragons singing, each to eachThu Jan 26 1989 19:101
    
396.7593vita brevis -> and leave a good looking corpseCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNThu Jan 26 1989 21:321
    
396.7594and leave a good looking corpse => beauty in the eye of the beholderKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowThu Jan 26 1989 23:100
396.7595beauty in the eye of the beho ---> moth?LAMHRA::WHORLOWPrussiking up the rope of life!Fri Jan 27 1989 01:081
    
396.7596moth? -> no thanks, I just ateCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNFri Jan 27 1989 01:321
    
396.7597no thanks, I just ate => my dinnerGIDDAY::VISSEROn a clear day, you can see vacationFri Jan 27 1989 11:503
    
    ..klaas..
    
396.7598my dinner -> the Lost SupperOSLLEG::HENRIKWMassage in a bottleFri Jan 27 1989 15:421
    
396.7599The Lost Supper -> Lost in AmericaCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Jan 27 1989 18:053
    
    The big .8000 is soon to visit us... ( Does notes know about 10000?)
        
396.7600Lost in America -> follow the yellow brick roadMELEE::BIELSKIwhich way is Upp?Fri Jan 27 1989 18:111
    
396.7601follow the yellow brick road -> walk Chinese WallOSLLEG::HENRIKWMassage in a bottleFri Jan 27 1989 18:531
    
396.7602walk Chinese Wall -> On a clear day you can see forever.DDIF::STONERoyFri Jan 27 1989 20:502
    
    
396.7603[..] -> at night you can see fartherCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNFri Jan 27 1989 21:181
    
396.7604RICKS::SATOWFri Jan 27 1989 21:273
at night you can see farther --> Wait till your farther gets home!
    

396.7605...farther gets home => he's probably closer than you thinkKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowFri Jan 27 1989 21:300
396.7606The Far SideAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoFri Jan 27 1989 21:565
                   he's probably closer than you think
     
                                 -->
     
              objects in mirror are closer than they appear
396.7607The Far Side -> the farce eyedMELEE::BIELSKIwhich way is Upp?Fri Jan 27 1989 22:183

    
    but only attempted in the imagination.
396.7608the farce eyed => join the air farceKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowFri Jan 27 1989 23:200
396.7609join the air farce --> No, join the Marines!AITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoSat Jan 28 1989 02:040
396.7610join the Marines! -> marine glueCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNSat Jan 28 1989 04:491
    
396.7611marine glue --> naval jellyCNTROL::HENRIKSONSat Jan 28 1989 23:240
396.7612naval jelly --> gooey belly buttonAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoSun Jan 29 1989 03:260
396.7613gooey belly button --> squish!WMOIS::B_REINKEIf you are a dreamer, come in..Sun Jan 29 1989 17:516
    
    
    thanks Daniel, that one had me giggling at my terminal this am.
    :-)
    
    Bonnie
396.7614squish! --> slimed again!TERZA::ZANEScience = Structured ChaosMon Jan 30 1989 03:450
396.7615slimed again --> turn a ghostly shade of paleLAMHRA::WHORLOWPrussiking up the rope of life!Mon Jan 30 1989 05:551
    
396.7616turn a ghostly shade of pale => Procol HarumGIDDAY::VISSEROn a clear day, you can see vacationMon Jan 30 1989 08:537
    
    

    As in "A Whiter Shade of Pale"
    
    ..klaas..
    
396.7617Procol Harum -> Harem ProtocolIJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeMon Jan 30 1989 11:410
396.7618Harem Protocol -=> Pecking OrderIOSG::ROBERTSAbsolutely! .... and why not?Mon Jan 30 1989 12:252
    
    ...oops!
396.7619Pecking Order -> greengrocer's management decisionMELEE::BIELSKIwhich way is Upp?Mon Jan 30 1989 17:332
    
    
396.7620DDIF::STONERoyMon Jan 30 1989 17:591
    -< greengrocer's management decision -> To buy or not to buy. >-
396.7621To buy or not to buy -> HamletAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoMon Jan 30 1989 21:180
396.7622hamlet --> small pigWMOIS::B_REINKEIf you are a dreamer, come in..Mon Jan 30 1989 21:311
    
396.7623small pig --> Piglet --> Winnie the PoohIOSG::LAWMModeration with moderation.Mon Jan 30 1989 21:341
    
396.7624Winnte the Pooh --> Christopher RobinWMOIS::B_REINKEIf you are a dreamer, come in..Mon Jan 30 1989 22:031
    
396.7625Christopher Robin --> Larry BirdCNTROL::HENRIKSONMon Jan 30 1989 22:180
396.7626Larry bird --> lady bird --> Lady bugWMOIS::B_REINKEIf you are a dreamer, come in..Mon Jan 30 1989 22:597
    
    
    I was hoping for other characters from the Winnie the Pooh books..
    
    :-(
    
    Bonnie
396.7627lady bug => fly away homeKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowTue Jan 31 1989 00:550
396.7628fly away home -> quitting time!DDIF::STONERoyTue Jan 31 1989 02:121
    
396.7629quitting time! => stampede!GIDDAY::VISSEROn a clear day, you can see vacationTue Jan 31 1989 02:425
    
    ..at least around here!
    
    ..klaas..
    
396.7630stampede! -> Rawhide!LEZAH::BOBBITTpersistence of visionTue Jan 31 1989 03:061
    
396.7631Rawhide! --> The Blues BrothersAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoTue Jan 31 1989 03:100
396.7632The Blues Brothers -->The White Sisters of MercyLAMHRA::WHORLOWPrussiking up the rope of life!Tue Jan 31 1989 05:541
    
396.7633White Sisters of mercy -> Grateful BlondesOSL07::HENRIKWMassage in a bottleTue Jan 31 1989 15:241
    
396.7634grateful blondes -> White MischiefGAO::DKEATINGThe Arc of a Love AffairTue Jan 31 1989 15:360
396.7635White Mischief -> EDP-racismIJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeTue Jan 31 1989 16:140
396.7636EDP-racism -> COBOL infinite loopMELEE::BIELSKIwhich way is Upp?Tue Jan 31 1989 16:531
    
396.7637LESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Tue Jan 31 1989 17:296
    COBOL infinite loop ---> COBOLLED ---+-----> cobalt --->Kobold
                                         |
                                         |
                                         +----> menage a trois
    
    [take your choice]
396.7638menage a trois/Kobold => seven dwarfsMARVIN::KNOWLESthe teddy-bears have their nit-pickTue Jan 31 1989 17:461
    
396.7639seven dwarfs --> heigh-hoOSL07::HENRIKWMassage in a bottleTue Jan 31 1989 18:201
    
396.7640heigh-ho --> highjackLESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Tue Jan 31 1989 19:101
    
396.7641highjack => 'lo SteveKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowTue Jan 31 1989 19:258
     re: the white sisters of mercy -> "The Sisters of Mercy" ->
    
       ->--------> Leonard Cohen song -> instant depression ->
    		^					      v
    		 -<- Pills to purge melancholy <--------------

      
    Very small very tight guaranteed forever loop.
396.7642'lo Steve --> lost EveIOSG::LAWMModeration with moderation.Tue Jan 31 1989 20:471
    
396.7643lost Eve -=> Misplaced YesterdaysIOSG::ROBERTSAbsolutely! .... and why not?Tue Jan 31 1989 21:081
    
396.7644Misplaced Yesterdays --> fading memoriesAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoTue Jan 31 1989 22:070
396.7645fading memories -> The Beach BoysMELEE::BIELSKIStan B.Tue Jan 31 1989 22:261
    
396.7646The Beach Boys --> The Mommas and the PoppasLESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Tue Jan 31 1989 22:494
    
    Re "fading memories":
    
                    -<fading memories --> volatile RAM>-
396.7647The Mommas and the Poppas --> Tradition!TERZA::ZANEScience = Structured ChaosTue Jan 31 1989 23:323
   Fiddler on the Roof.
   
396.7648tradition! => It was only yesterday ...KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowWed Feb 01 1989 01:100
396.7649It was only yesterday ... Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow ...LESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Wed Feb 01 1989 01:246
    
    ...creeps in this petty pace from day to day ...
    
    ... and makes quite a hole in the week.
    
    Taken from _In One Head and Out the Other_ by Roger Price
396.7650tomorrow and tomorrow ... -> there's always another tomorrowKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowWed Feb 01 1989 01:530
396.7651there's always another tomorrow --> Dec. 31AITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoWed Feb 01 1989 02:440
396.7652Dec. 31 --> Sign of the TimesHOTAIR::SIMONHugs Welcome Anytime!Wed Feb 01 1989 03:444
    
...Times Square
    
...Auld Lange Sign
396.7653Sign of the Times => ad for clocksGIDDAY::VISSEROn a clear day, you can see vacationWed Feb 01 1989 08:453
    
    ..klaas..
    
396.7654ad for clocks -> Timex, the world's fastest watch!OSL07::HENRIKWMassage in a bottleWed Feb 01 1989 11:191
    
396.7655Timex ... --> DundeeAYOV27::ISMITHWith New Two-way Lemon Freshness!Wed Feb 01 1989 15:124
    Re Dec. 31:
    
    It is a not so well known fact that programmers get confused between
    halloween and christmas, since OCT 31 = DEC 25.
396.7656Dundee --> yummy cakeLAMHRA::WHORLOWPrussiking up the rope of life!Wed Feb 01 1989 17:081
    
396.7657yummy cake -> tummy acheOSL07::HENRIKWMassage in a bottleWed Feb 01 1989 18:061
    
396.7658tummy ache -> tummy stop achingIJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeWed Feb 01 1989 18:082
    

396.7659tummy stop aching --> bicarbonateLESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Wed Feb 01 1989 18:164
    
    Re "Dundee":
    
                         -<Dundee --> Marmalade>-
396.7660bicarbonate -> buy AmericanMELEE::BIELSKIStan B.Wed Feb 01 1989 18:201
    
396.7661buy American --> buy anything!HOTAIR::SIMONHugs Welcome Anytime!Wed Feb 01 1989 18:461
    
396.7662buy American -> sell DutchIJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeWed Feb 01 1989 18:474


I mean: why not? ;-)
396.7663sell Dutch --> Dutch treatTERZA::ZANEScience = Structured ChaosWed Feb 01 1989 19:280
396.7664Dutch treat => CHOCOLATE!!!!!KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowWed Feb 01 1989 19:541
    Chocoholics dream of places like that!
396.7665CHOCOLATE!!!!! -> that cost CAPITALS!!!!!IJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeWed Feb 01 1989 20:197
RE -1
I almost sent you a mail asking why you thought of chocolate when answering to
"Dutch treat", but the answer is obvious: you *always* think of chocolate....

;-)
Arie
396.7666That cost CAPITALS!!!--> ParthenonLESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Wed Feb 01 1989 20:333
    
    The Parthenon was used to store gunpowder and there was an explosion,
    partially wrecking the structure...
396.7667Parthenon ---> The glory that was Greece...WMOIS::B_REINKEIf you are a dreamer, come in..Wed Feb 01 1989 21:001
    
396.7668... Greece ... --> and the sequel, Greece IIAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoWed Feb 01 1989 22:040
396.7669and the sequel, Greece II --> alias Princess GreeceLESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Wed Feb 01 1989 22:161
    
396.7670alias Princess Greece -> Pal JoeyCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Feb 01 1989 22:281
396.7671apl Joey => Big BrotherKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowThu Feb 02 1989 00:090
396.7672Big Brother -> little motherMELEE::BIELSKIStan B.Thu Feb 02 1989 00:171
    
396.7673little mother --> _mean_ motherLESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Thu Feb 02 1989 00:341
    
396.7674_mean_ mother --> Average FatherRICKS::SATOWThu Feb 02 1989 00:380
396.7675Average Father -> Son of a gun!CSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Feb 02 1989 01:301
    
396.7676Son of a gun! -> Hot as a pistol!DDIF::STONERoyThu Feb 02 1989 01:551
    
396.7677Hot as a pistol! --> are you glad to see me or is that...WMOIS::B_REINKEIf you are a dreamer, come in..Thu Feb 02 1989 06:561
   
396.7678are you glad to see me or is that... -> Mae WestOSL07::HENRIKWMassage in a bottleThu Feb 02 1989 11:211
    
396.7679Mae West --> lifejacketAYOV27::ISMITHWith New Two-way Lemon Freshness!Thu Feb 02 1989 12:031
    
396.7680lifejacket -> farewell to armsOSL07::HENRIKWMassage in a bottleThu Feb 02 1989 12:051
    
396.7681* --> IrangateIOSG::LAWMModeration with moderation.Thu Feb 02 1989 14:484
    
    buy anything! ------\
			+---> Irangate    
    farewell to arms ---/
396.7682Irangate -> IronsideOSLLEG::HENRIKWIf you leave me, can I come too?Thu Feb 02 1989 15:121
    
396.7683LESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Thu Feb 02 1989 17:3511
    Ironside ---> Raymond Burr --+--->Erle Stanley Gardner--+
                                 |                          |
                                 |                          |
               +-- cockleburr ---+---- Perry Mason ---------+     
               |                                            |
               +--> plant ----------------------------------+
                                                            |
        +---caper <--------- court trick --- false lead ----+
        |
        |
        +------> here come de judge --> Sammy Davis, Jr.
396.7684Sammy Davis Jr => Who's his Junior ?KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowThu Feb 02 1989 19:410
396.7685Sammy Davis, Jr. -> just becauseMELEE::BIELSKIStan B.Thu Feb 02 1989 19:447

    
    While Sammy was being "roasted" on TV years ago, one of his
    friends commented on his being black, short, one-eyed, talented,
    successful, "different" due to being raised on the road in a
    theatrical family, and concluded that it was easy to understand
    why some people enjoyed putting him down - because he was Jewish.
396.7686just because -> metaphysicsCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Feb 02 1989 21:241
    
396.7687metaphysics -> hyperkineticsLEZAH::BOBBITTpersistence of visionThu Feb 02 1989 22:331
    
396.7688LESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Thu Feb 02 1989 23:146
    Who's his junior? ----> his son ---> small boy --+
                                                     |
                                                     |
                                                     |
    hyperkinetics ---> overactive child -------------+--> recess
    
396.7689KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowFri Feb 03 1989 00:545
    recess ----> recessive gene -----> Gene Kelly ----->
    
    ---> Grace Kelly ----> Amazing Grace ---> Songs in the schoolyard
    
    
396.7690TOOK::C_PEREZThe InFAMous EightFri Feb 03 1989 02:335
  -< --> Songs in the schoolyard  --> We don't need no education --.
                                                                   |
    .--------------------------------------------------------------'
    |
    `--> Pink Floyd  --> Another Brick In the Wall >-
396.7691KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowFri Feb 03 1989 02:433
    Another brick in the wall -> another brick out of the wall ->
    
    -> escape -> The Prisoner
396.7692The Prisoner --> and the pauperAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoFri Feb 03 1989 03:540
396.7693sure wisht i kud rite like thatMELEE::BIELSKIStan B.Fri Feb 03 1989 04:193
    
 				      ^
    The Prisoner --> and the pauper - +
396.7694sure widht i kud rite like that ---> Back to basics...LAMHRA::WHORLOWPrussiking up the rope of life!Fri Feb 03 1989 06:401
    
396.7695Back to basics=>reading,riting,rithmatikGIDDAY::VISSEROn a clear day, you can see vacationFri Feb 03 1989 09:313
    
    ..klaas..
    
396.7696rithmatik ==> ambition, distraction, uglification, and derisionEAGLE1::EGGERSTom, VAX &amp; MIPS architectureFri Feb 03 1989 15:391
    From Alice and Wonderland:
396.7697ambition, distraction... -> 4 horsemen of the apocolypseLEZAH::BOBBITTpersistence of visionFri Feb 03 1989 17:051
    
396.7698LESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Fri Feb 03 1989 17:352
    Four horsemen of the Apocolypse --> Fore, horsemen of the Apocolypse
    
396.7699RICKS::SATOWFri Feb 03 1989 17:413
Fore, horsemen of the Apocolypse --> A pox on four horsemen's lips
    

396.7700A pox... -> mum's the wordCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Feb 03 1989 18:121
    
396.7701mum's the word -> but she still likes you betterMELEE::BIELSKIStan B.Fri Feb 03 1989 18:251
    
396.7702but she still likes you better => sibling rivalryKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowFri Feb 03 1989 18:580
396.7703Sibling Rivalry --> Sibilant RevelryRICKS::SATOWFri Feb 03 1989 19:160
396.7704Sibilant Revelry > Snakes' CelebrationLESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Fri Feb 03 1989 19:361
    
396.7705Snakes' Celebration --> Medusa lets her hair downAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoFri Feb 03 1989 21:150
396.7706TOOK::C_PEREZThe InFAMous EightFri Feb 03 1989 21:184
    -< Medusa lets her hair down --> and IBM terminals can talk to VAX >-


i.e. the Medusa project
396.7707And ??? can talk to VAX => If you can't beat 'em join 'emKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowFri Feb 03 1989 21:200
396.7708if you can't beat ... -> join the chorusCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Feb 03 1989 22:391
    
396.7709KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowFri Feb 03 1989 23:437
join the chorus -> church choir -> too old for -> old Jimmy Stewart movie

    -> invisible rabbit -> Bugs Bunny => What's Up Doc ?

    
    (Phew got there at last!)
    
396.7710What's Up Doc? ==> Eh?EAGLE1::EGGERSTom, VAX &amp; MIPS architectureSat Feb 04 1989 00:213
    That Jimmy Stewart movie with the invisible rabbit was "Harvey",
    or rather Harvey was the rabbit in that Jimmy Stewart movie,
    or both.
396.7711Eh? --> I ain't deef, sonny!TERZA::ZANEScience = Structured ChaosSat Feb 04 1989 00:260
396.7712LESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Sat Feb 04 1989 00:2921
    What's Up Doc? --> Warner Brothers --> Marx Brothers ---+
                                                            |
                                                            |
    +--- Candy <--- chewing gum <--- Gummo -----------------+
    |
    |
    +---> Bit O Honey --> Honey West ---> Anne Francis -----+
                                                            |
                                                            |
              Robby the Robot <--- Forbidden Planet --------+
    
    Point of trivia:  The Marx Brothers were Groucho, Harpo, Chico,
    Zeppo, and Gummo.  Groucho was in a clasas by himself, but he, Chico,
    and Harpo did the comedy.  Zeppo, when present at all in a film,
    played the straight man (sometimes a romantic interest); Gummo never
    appreared in a film.
    
    
    Ancillary trivium:  "Chico" was pronounced other than the Spasnich
    "Chee-ko"; it was actually, "Chick-oh," because his brothers kidded
    him about thinking about girls all the time.
396.7713Robby the Robot ==> I, RobotEAGLE1::EGGERSTom, VAX &amp; MIPS architectureSat Feb 04 1989 00:381
    
396.7714I, Robot => The First Law KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowSat Feb 04 1989 00:5410
    
    The name of the Jimmy Stewart movies were on the tip of my tongue
    
    Indeed Harvey was the Rabbit ... can anyone remember the name of
    the one where they talked about the person who had to be expelled
    from the choir ?
    
    And as for eh?  That is the Great Canadian Interjection, meaning
    all things to all people, eh!
    
396.7715The First Law -> The Golden RuleCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Sat Feb 04 1989 01:151
    
396.7716The Golden Rule --> The Platinum Yardstick [+]LESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Sat Feb 04 1989 01:433
    
    The meter was once defined as the distance between two scratches
    on a bar of platinum kept in Paris.
396.7717The Platinum Yardstick [+] -> BigfootMELEE::BIELSKIStan B.Sat Feb 04 1989 02:146

    
    I've heard that the length of the foot as a unit of measure was
    determined by how long the reigning English monarch's foot was,
    and that it took several centuries for them to figure out that they
    could standardize on two scratches in Paris.
396.7718Platinum Yardstick ==> Pt meterstick x .9144EAGLE1::EGGERSTom, VAX &amp; MIPS architectureSat Feb 04 1989 02:174
    The meter is now defined as the distance light travels in one second
    divided by 299,792,458.  That's as of October 1983. Amazing what
    trivia one remembers. At least that number will be good for the
    rest of my life.
396.7719Pt meterstick x .9144 --> three feetAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoSat Feb 04 1989 02:5110
     re .7718
     
     That reminds of something I once saw, a spoof of the
     anti-speeding ads.  Roughly,
     
                   186,282 miles per second
     
             It's not just a good idea, IT'S THE LAW.
     
     Dan
396.7720three feet ==> lame quadrupedEAGLE1::EGGERSTom, VAX &amp; MIPS architectureSat Feb 04 1989 05:045
    Of course it should have said,
    
    		186,282.3970 miles per second.
    
		It's not just a good idea, IT'S THE LAW.
396.7721THEGIZ::PITARDCalifornia Dreaming, on a winters day...Sat Feb 04 1989 07:101
    
396.7722TERZA::ZANEScience = Structured ChaosSun Feb 05 1989 10:431
         < lamelamelamelame --> shameshameshameshame --> for shame! >
396.7723for shame! --> ShamuAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoSun Feb 05 1989 19:110
396.7724Shamu---> Wash your winders, Guv?LAMHRA::WHORLOWPrussiking up the rope of life!Mon Feb 06 1989 02:151
    
396.7725Wash your...+ I ain't deef ... --> pinballIOSG::LAWMModeration with moderation.Mon Feb 06 1989 15:2616
    
    Wash your winders, Guv? --> poor vision --> blind 
						  |
    						  V
    I ain't deef sonny! --> deaf --> deaf, dumb, and blind
						  |
    						  V
    						Tommy --> pinball
    
    
    I just can't stand those loose ends!!
    
    Mat.
    *:o)
    
    
396.7726pinball ==> wizardTHEGIZ::PITARDCalifornia Dreaming, on a winters day...Mon Feb 06 1989 16:261
       
396.7727wizard --> Roy WoodAYOV27::ISMITHWith New Two-way Lemon Freshness!Mon Feb 06 1989 16:431
    I just can't resist those musical associations.
396.7728Roy Wood => would if he could, but can't so he won'tKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowMon Feb 06 1989 17:530
396.7729woukd if he could, but can't, so he won't --> woodchuckLESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Mon Feb 06 1989 17:593
    
    As in "How much wood would a woodchuch ckuch if a wouldchuck could
    chuck wood?"
396.7730woodchuck => in search of Peter Piper's peckKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowMon Feb 06 1989 18:050
396.7731Peter Piper's peck -> a bushel and a peckLEZAH::BOBBITTpersistence of visionMon Feb 06 1989 18:242
    as sung by the "Hat Box Girls" in "Guys and Dolls"
    
396.7732a bushel and a peck -> five pecksMELEE::BIELSKIStan B.Mon Feb 06 1989 18:383

    
    but still not equivalent to one good smooch.
396.7733five pecks -> one packetGAO::DKEATINGI didn't get where I am today by...Mon Feb 06 1989 18:511
    
396.7734TOOK::C_PEREZThe InFAMous EightMon Feb 06 1989 19:161
                  -< one packet -> via a DECrouter >-
396.7735via a DECrouter --> routing a viaRICKS::SATOWMon Feb 06 1989 19:430
396.7736routing a via --> paving a streetNSDC::ESTILLMon Feb 06 1989 19:511
    
396.7737paving a street --> good intentionsTERZA::ZANEScience = Structured ChaosMon Feb 06 1989 20:090
396.7738good intentions -=> happy campersIOSG::ROBERTSAbsolutely! .... and why not?Mon Feb 06 1989 20:131
    
396.7739happy campers --> hippocampus --> seahorseLESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Mon Feb 06 1989 20:211
    
396.7740seahorse => where ?KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowMon Feb 06 1989 21:480
396.7741where ? -> ex-urbia CSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Mon Feb 06 1989 21:541
    
396.7742ex-urbia -> "All my ex's live in Texas"COOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNTue Feb 07 1989 00:3912
    Woo!  Coming back from a week-long conference means that there
    is a ton-o-stuff to read in this conference (and, for that matter,
    *all* conferences suddenly seem to hundreds of unread notes!).
    
    Back quite a few:
    "Here come de Judge -> Sammy Davis Jr."
    
    The originator of that phrase is actually Pigmeat Markam, a
    stage-name I assume.  He played the crazy judge character
    in minstral shows in the early 1930s or so.
    
    My poor brain has carried around that trivial trivia for over a decade...
396.7743my ex's live in Texas > my Y's live in VersaillesLEZAH::BOBBITTpersistence of visionTue Feb 07 1989 00:401
    
396.7744RICKS::SATOWTue Feb 07 1989 00:4714
"All my ex's live in Texas"  -->  My in-laws are outlaws



< Note 396.7742 by COOKIE::DEVINE "Bob Devine, CXN" >

>    Woo!  Coming back from a week-long conference means that there
>    is a ton-o-stuff to read in this conference (and, for that matter,
>    *all* conferences suddenly seem to hundreds of unread notes!).
    
The nice thing about this note is that you can skip all but the last five or 
so notes, and you can catch up.

Clay
396.7745KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowTue Feb 07 1989 01:353
    y's in versailles ->
    in-laws are outlaws ->       poets and definitely new it!
    
396.7746poets and definitely new it -> oh, no, another LongfellowMELEE::BIELSKIStan B.Tue Feb 07 1989 16:3511

    
    thought sure someone else would resurrect this nifty ditty from
    my childhood/schoolyard days -
    
    Your're a poet, and we all know it
    'Cause your feet show it - 
    They're Longfellows.
    
    (I think there is more, but I always ran away rather than listen
    to the rest).
396.7747oh, no, another Longfellow --> Priapus' priestLESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Tue Feb 07 1989 17:3819
    
    Re .7742 (Bob):
    
    Thankls for the trivium.
    
    >"Here come de Judge -> Sammy Davis Jr."
    >
    >The originator of that phrase is actually Pigmeat Markam, a
    >stage-name I assume.
     
    True; the association, however, came from _Rowan and Martin's
    Laugh-In_, where Sammy Davis, Jr. used the phrase, perhaps to eccess 
    (or at least access).
    
    Some years ago, I read some trivia, and one, courtesy of H. Allen
    Smith, that has haunted me was, "The first man to eat a banana under
    water was Guy Dailey, a vaudeville performer."  For accuracy, Smith
    should have said, "The first man known to have eaten a banana under
    water ..."
396.7748Priapus' priest => all these alliterate people!KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowTue Feb 07 1989 18:160
396.7749all these alliterate people! -> powerfully prosaic personsCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Feb 07 1989 18:311
    
396.7750powerfully prosaic persons->obtuse octagonal ocelotsWMOIS::B_REINKEIf you are a dreamer, come in..Tue Feb 07 1989 19:041
   
396.7751obtuse octagonal ocelots --> feline fracasTERZA::ZANEScience = Structured ChaosTue Feb 07 1989 19:570
396.7752decidedly despicable domesticatesKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowTue Feb 07 1989 20:000
396.7753delectable delicacies of domesticationMISFIT::GEMMELand now here's Mac and Tosh...Tue Feb 07 1989 20:071
or as the ALFer would say -
396.7754delectable ... => gastronomy gone ga ga!KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowTue Feb 07 1989 21:040
396.7755gastronomy gone ga ga -> egad 'e et everything!COOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNTue Feb 07 1989 22:231
    The beast that ate Tokyo, perhaps?
396.7756egad, e' et everything --> Godzilla gulped great Ginzas?LESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Tue Feb 07 1989 22:291
    
396.7757Godzilla gulped -> Mothra munched many menCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNTue Feb 07 1989 22:471
    Oh no!  It the attack of the bad Japanese movie monsters!
396.7758Mothra munched => Teriyaki taste testKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowTue Feb 07 1989 23:030
396.7759Teriyake taste test --> Super Salmonella SoupTERZA::ZANEScience = Structured ChaosWed Feb 08 1989 00:070
396.7760Super Salmonella Soup --> Temptingly tantalises tastebudsLAMHRA::WHORLOWPrussiking up the rope of life!Wed Feb 08 1989 00:311
    
396.7761titilating tasting titwillows with tangy tomato tortiasMISFIT::GEMMELand now here's Mac and Tosh...Wed Feb 08 1989 00:331
    
396.7762t**6 -> spam, spam, spam, spam and spamCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNWed Feb 08 1989 00:561
    
396.7763KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowWed Feb 08 1989 00:572
titilating .....  => uuuuuuuuuuuuuuh => horrible habitat in hospital
    
396.7764H + s*6 -> gormand gastrointestinal gyrationsCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Feb 08 1989 01:005
    loose ends time,....
    
    
     Horrible habitat in hospital + spam, spam, spam, spam, spam and
     spam ==>>
396.7765G**3 > Montezuma's revengeLAMHRA::WHORLOWPrussiking up the rope of life!Wed Feb 08 1989 01:021
    Sorry for breaking the illiteration....
396.7766Montezuma's revenge => broken joystickGIDDAY::VISSEROn a clear day, you can see vacationWed Feb 08 1989 02:346
    
    
    MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE is a commodore 64 game I play a *lot*
    
    ..klaas..
    
396.7767Broken joystick => vasectomyCNTROL::HENRIKSONWed Feb 08 1989 03:105
Hope this isn't too crude for a mixed audience. :^)

Pete    

396.7768THEGIZ::PITARDCalifornia Dreaming, on a winters day...Wed Feb 08 1989 03:381
       
396.7769getting snipped --> cut it out!IOSG::LAWMModeration with moderation.Wed Feb 08 1989 14:221
    
396.7770cut it out! --> ShylockAYOV27::ISMITHTauro-Scatological ExpletiveWed Feb 08 1989 16:310
396.7771Shylock -> ( au contraire ) shy key!CSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Feb 08 1989 17:411
    
396.7772shy key --> tone deafLESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Wed Feb 08 1989 18:271
    
396.7773tone deaf => beepbeepbeep ... hmm no answerKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowWed Feb 08 1989 18:540
396.7774beepbeepbeep ... -> some people are like thatCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Feb 08 1989 20:172
         waiting for 7777.... :-)  ( not a wrong number! )
396.7775some people are like that --> sexyLESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Wed Feb 08 1989 20:359
    
    Re "beepbeepbeep":
    
                      
                    -<beepbeepbeep --> beedybeedybeedy>-
    
    
    On the television _Buck Rogers_ show, one robot prefaced its remartks
    with that.
396.7776=> s-tops e-ven e-x-pert y-odellersKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowWed Feb 08 1989 21:400
396.7777s-tops e-ven .... -> echoless canyonsCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Feb 08 1989 21:481
    
396.7778echoless canyons => asonorous alpKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowWed Feb 08 1989 22:200
396.7779asonorous alp --> silenced dogfoodLESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Wed Feb 08 1989 22:292
    
    alp --> Alpo
396.7780silenced dogfood --> gravy boatTERZA::ZANEScience = Structured ChaosThu Feb 09 1989 00:120
396.7781gravy boat ==> soup tureenCAM::MILLERNan I am, I am NanThu Feb 09 1989 00:361
    
396.7782soup tureen --> soup of the eveningLESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Thu Feb 09 1989 00:493
    
    As Henry Youngman once said, "`Soup of the evening, beautiful soup,'
    is a terrible sentence.  It has no verb."
396.7783soup of the evening ==> soup d'jourTHEGIZ::PITARDDid YOU clear that thru ME?Thu Feb 09 1989 01:021
       
396.7784soup d' jour --> today's special is...WMOIS::B_REINKEIf you are a dreamer, come in..Thu Feb 09 1989 01:081
    
396.7785today's special is ...=> play-doh ice creamKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowThu Feb 09 1989 01:239
    
    
    We went to get some ice-cream the other day while out shopping and
    the shop was offering as the day's special some ice cream that was
    quite amazing.  The colours weren't the usual creamy colours, these
    were vivid, dense yellow,red, green and blue.  It looked for all
    the world like somebody had put play-doh ontop of cones.  To be
    honest it looked revolting!
    
396.7786Play-doh ice cream --> Play-doh! I ScreamRICKS::SATOWThu Feb 09 1989 01:3815
re: .7785    
    
>    It looked for all
>    the world like somebody had put play-doh ontop of cones.  To be
>    honest it looked revolting!

Maybe it was play-doh.  

For Christmas, my son "just had to have" a toy called "Snack Shop" which 
consists of a bunch of "Super Dough" in various colors (scented of course), and
some extruders, and forms, which let you make fake hot dogs, ice cream cones 
etc.  "Play-doh" is one of our LEAST favorite toys, for its unique ability to 
make yucky messes that are impossible to clean up.

Clay    
396.7787Play-doh! I Scream => Aaaaaarghhh! Lego!KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowThu Feb 09 1989 02:024
    It really was ice-cream ... didn't taste too bad either ... but
    uh the colours!
    
    play doh is bad but ever walk bare feet onto a piece of lego!
396.7788Aaaaaarghhh! Lego! --> Let go!AITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoThu Feb 09 1989 04:200
396.7789Let go -> Get lowCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNThu Feb 09 1989 05:181
    
396.7790Get low => Duck!CNTROL::HENRIKSONThu Feb 09 1989 08:318



I had to laugh at a reply a few back talking about play-doh that was signed....
    

Clay
396.7791duck! => good bowling, sir!!GIDDAY::VISSEROn a clear day, you can see vacationThu Feb 09 1989 09:396
    
    
    ...having scored many a 0 in 10th grade (ie social) cricket!
    
    ..klaas..
    
396.7792good bowling, sir!! --> Spanish ArmadaIOSG::LAWMModeration with moderation.Thu Feb 09 1989 14:595
    
    A sporting historical reference!
    
    Mat.
    *:o)
396.7793Spanish Armada --> french chipsLAMHRA::WHORLOWPrussiking up the rope of life!Thu Feb 09 1989 15:381
    
396.7794french chips --> frites!AYOV27::ISMITHTauro-Scatological ExpletiveThu Feb 09 1989 16:461
    
396.7795frites! --> terrorsLESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Thu Feb 09 1989 17:312
    
    As in the film _Frite Night_, I wouldf imagine.
396.7796terrors => shreddors /*those who shred*/KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowThu Feb 09 1989 17:500
396.7797*those who shred* ==> Ollie NorthTHEGIZ::PITARDDid YOU clear that thru ME?Thu Feb 09 1989 18:321
       
396.7798Ollie North --> Fran SouthWMOIS::B_REINKEIf you are a dreamer, come in..Thu Feb 09 1989 18:433
    
    
    as in the old Bert Tillstrom puppet show, Kukla Fran and Ollie
396.7799Fran South --> Adam WestLESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Thu Feb 09 1989 19:252
    
    Holy lampoon, Batman!
396.7800Adam West -> Eve SighCAM::MAZURThu Feb 09 1989 19:523
    
    
    This is weawwy bibwicle
396.7801Adam West --> Eve EastTERZA::ZANEScience = Structured ChaosThu Feb 09 1989 19:530
396.7802AYOV27::ISMITHTauro-Scatological ExpletiveThu Feb 09 1989 20:385
    -< Eve Sigh --+
                  |
                  +---------->  Moving house >-
                  |
    -< Eve East --+
396.7803Moving House --> HouseboatLESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Thu Feb 09 1989 20:404
    
    or it could have been:
     
                         -<moving house --> movie house>-
396.7804Houseboat => Tugboat AnnieKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowThu Feb 09 1989 20:551
Marjorie Main fans unite!
396.7805Tugboat Annie ==> Steamboat WillieTHEGIZ::PITARDDid YOU clear that thru ME?Thu Feb 09 1989 21:551
       
396.7806Steamboat Willie --> Steamboat Won't he?AITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoThu Feb 09 1989 22:540
396.7807Steamboat Won't he? -> Ship out or shape upCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Feb 10 1989 00:331
    
396.7808Steamboat won't he? --> Mark TwainLESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Fri Feb 10 1989 00:3718
    
    Old Sam Clemens loved his work on a steamboat.  Also, on progress,
    he once said, "When it's steamboat time, you steam."
    
    Re "Steamboat Willie":
    
                       -<Steamboat Willie --> Mickey Mouse>-
    
    ... his first "talkie" cartoon
    
    or
    
                     Steamboat Willie --> Riverboat Disquietude>-
    
    ... as in "That steamboat gives me the willies."       
    
    ... considering other definitions of a "Willie," I think I'd best
    quit here
396.7809Mark Twain ---> mach fourWMOIS::B_REINKEIf you are a dreamer, come in..Fri Feb 10 1989 00:521
    
396.7810mach four -> too slowMELEE::BIELSKIStan B.Fri Feb 10 1989 01:0011

    
    ...because I wanted to comment on the name "Mark Twain" coming from
    the sounding line used to determine the water's depth from those
    steamboats (and later models), with the "by the mark, twain!" meaning
    about six feet of water, about a man's height.
    
    And a young Naval officer who thought that being called "Tackline"
    was pretty salty stuff and indicative of acceptance by the enlisted
    men, until it was explained that in using signal flags, a tackline
    is a spacer, and so is six feet of nothing.
396.7811KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowFri Feb 10 1989 01:003
    ship out or shape up ->
    			   ---> I'm gone, bye bye!
    mach four ------------>
396.7812I'm gone, bye bye! --> good nightAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoFri Feb 10 1989 02:120
396.7813I'm gone, bye bye! --> herstoryTERZA::ZANEScience = Structured ChaosFri Feb 10 1989 02:130
396.7814herstory --> her a caneAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoFri Feb 10 1989 02:140
396.7815TOOK::C_PEREZThe InFAMous EightFri Feb 10 1989 03:074
                  -< good night! ---.
                                    +----> sleepy storm >-
                  -< her a cane  ---'

396.7816sleepy storm => lazy windGIDDAY::VISSEROn a clear day, you can see vacationFri Feb 10 1989 03:145
    
   One that's too lazy to around you, it just goes straight through
    you!  Brrr!
    
    ..klaas..
396.7817lazy wind => silent but deadlyCNTROL::HENRIKSONFri Feb 10 1989 04:290
396.7818silent but deadly ---> it must have been the cat!WMOIS::B_REINKEIf you are a dreamer, come in..Fri Feb 10 1989 05:094
    
    
    what my son says when accused of making a silent but deadly
    social affront :-)
396.7819it must have been the cat!--> A social CATastrophe?LAMHRA::WHORLOWPrussiking up the rope of life!Fri Feb 10 1989 05:221
    
396.7820A social CATastrophe? --> Feline Faux PawAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoFri Feb 10 1989 07:110
396.7821Feline faux paw --> commas are pauses on end of clausesLAMHRA::WHORLOWPrussiking up the rope of life!Fri Feb 10 1989 07:371
    
396.7822LESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Fri Feb 10 1989 17:547
    
    Re "it must have been the cat":
    
     it must have been the cat --> you are right, it was the cat --+
                                                                   |
                                                                   |
       Gilbert & Sullivan <----- H.M.S. Pinafore <-----------------+
396.7823Gilbert & Sullivan -> Lerner & Lowe57456::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Feb 10 1989 17:551
    
396.7824Lerner & Lowe -> Fred & Ginger35924::GEMMELand now here's Mac and Tosh...Fri Feb 10 1989 18:351
    
396.7825Fred & Ginger --> CC & GingerRICKS::SATOWFri Feb 10 1989 18:443
Bartender lingo for Canadian Club (whiskey) and Ginger Ale

Clay (not Play-doh :^) )
396.7826CC & Ginger --> CC Rider51556::HENRIKWIf you leave me, can I come too?Fri Feb 10 1989 18:521
    
396.7827CC & Ginger -> Scotch and waterDDIF::STONERoyFri Feb 10 1989 18:531
    
396.7828Scotch and water => Scots and water - och!58378::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowFri Feb 10 1989 19:510
396.7829Scots in water ==> Brits in beer56437::PITARDDid YOU clear that thru ME?Fri Feb 10 1989 20:161
       
396.7830Brits in beer -> brats & beerCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNFri Feb 10 1989 22:141
    Yum!
396.7831brats & beer -> Saturday Night LiveMELEE::BIELSKIStan B.Fri Feb 10 1989 23:091
    
396.7832Saturday Night Live --> Sunday morning hangoverTERZA::ZANEScience = Structured ChaosFri Feb 10 1989 23:130
396.7833Sunday morning hangover --> manic MondayPOOL::TRUMPLERMona, you're a brickFri Feb 10 1989 23:270
396.7834manic Monday --> Freaky FridayLESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Sat Feb 11 1989 00:122
    
    A Walt Disney film starring a young Hayley Mills...
396.7835Freaky Friday -> terrible-twos dayCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNSat Feb 11 1989 00:302
    I know someone who has a 2 year-old kid.  *Everyday* is a
    terrible-twos day...
396.7836terrible-twos day -> three dog nightCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Sat Feb 11 1989 00:361
    
396.7837three dog night -> 1 if by land, 2 if by seaMISFIT::GEMMELand now here's Mac and Tosh...Sat Feb 11 1989 01:481
    
396.78381 if by land, 2 if by sea --> dramaminesLESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Sat Feb 11 1989 01:531
    
396.7839dramamines --> so that's what you had for lunchAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoSat Feb 11 1989 02:270
396.7840so that's ...lunch => never mind what, how much?KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowSat Feb 11 1989 02:570
396.7841never mind [the why and wherefore] ==> Gilbert and SullivanEAGLE1::EGGERSTom, VAX &amp; MIPS architectureSat Feb 11 1989 04:5810
    Never mind the why and wherefore,
    Love can level ranks, and therefore,
    Though his lordship's station mighty,
    Though stupendous be his brain,
    Though your tastes are mean and flightly
    And your fortune poor and plain.
    
    				HMS Pinafore
    				Gilbert and Sullivan
396.7842 Gilbert and Sullivan -- > mellow yellowLAMHRA::WHORLOWPrussiking up the rope of life!Mon Feb 13 1989 01:081
    
396.7843mellow yellow --> quite rightly! :-)WMOIS::B_REINKEIf you are a dreamer, come in..Mon Feb 13 1989 02:281
    
396.7844quite rightly! :-) --> write quietly!AITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoMon Feb 13 1989 03:200
396.7845CNTROL::HENRIKSONMon Feb 13 1989 03:261
                   -< write quietly --> Use soft lead >-
396.7846use soft lead => and hard headGIDDAY::VISSEROn a clear day, you can see vacationMon Feb 13 1989 05:234
    
    
    ..klaas..
    
396.7847and hard head -> good pointMELEE::BIELSKIStan B.Mon Feb 13 1989 16:051
    
396.7848good point --> steepleAYOV27::ISMITHTauro-Scatological ExpletiveMon Feb 13 1989 17:071
    
396.7849steeple --> peopleLESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Mon Feb 13 1989 17:357
     
    ASs in
    
    Here is the church;
    here is the _______.
    Open the doors
    And see all the ______
396.7850People --> PeepholeRUTLND::SATOWMon Feb 13 1989 17:380
396.7851peephole --> pee-poleOSL07::HENRIKWIf you leave me, can I come too?Mon Feb 13 1989 18:001
    Dogs' singles bar
396.7852pee-pole -> yell-yankIJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeMon Feb 13 1989 18:145


Do you realize you could be prosecuted when you say things like that in public?
;-) ;-)
396.7853yell-yank -> screaming heebie-jeebiesKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowMon Feb 13 1989 18:190
396.7854screaming heebie-jeebies -> mens insana, corpore sanoOSL07::HENRIKWIf you leave me, can I come too?Mon Feb 13 1989 18:241
    
396.7855mens insana, corpe sano -> not at Mardigras!CSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Mon Feb 13 1989 18:331
    
396.7856not at Mardigras! -> havin' a devil of a timeMELEE::BIELSKIStan B.Mon Feb 13 1989 21:014

    
    as in the standard post card greeting,
    wish you were here.
396.7857havin' a devil of a time => The MasterKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowMon Feb 13 1989 21:261
    as in Dr Who's satanic Time Lord colleague
396.7858The Master ---> The MistressWMOIS::B_REINKEIf you are a dreamer, come in..Mon Feb 13 1989 21:321
    
396.7859The Mistress ==> aspiring wifeTHEGIZ::PITARDDid YOU clear that thru ME?Mon Feb 13 1989 21:411
       
396.7860aspiring wife -> perspiring husbandCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNMon Feb 13 1989 21:541
    
396.7861perspiring husband => b.o. is in the nose of the beholderKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowMon Feb 13 1989 22:040
396.7862LESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Mon Feb 13 1989 22:177
    b.o. is in the nose of the beholder ---+
                                           |
                                           |
    +--- aren't you glad you use Dial? <---+
    |
    |
    +---> dial M for "murder" ---> murder most foul --> dead duck
396.7863dead duck --> quacking upCAM::MILLERNan I am, I am NanMon Feb 13 1989 22:351
    
396.7864quacking up --> laying downTERZA::ZANEScience = Structured ChaosMon Feb 13 1989 23:100
396.7865laying down -> duck tailsCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Mon Feb 13 1989 23:341
    
396.7866KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowMon Feb 13 1989 23:396
     duck tails -> beaver tails -> cinnamon buns -> doughnuts
    
    
    
    (beaver tails are a local pancake cum doughnut confection made
     primarily during Ottawa's winter festival Winterlude)
396.7867doughnuts --> bagelsLESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Tue Feb 14 1989 01:071
    
396.7868bay gullsKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowTue Feb 14 1989 01:585
				^-----------------------------
    							      ^    
bagels -> cream cheese -> lox -> onions -> cry -> caw ->gulls->
    
    
396.7869bay gulls -> bad buoysLEZAH::BOBBITTI survived the mongolian death fluTue Feb 14 1989 02:081
    
396.7870bad buoys -> the ship hits the fanCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNTue Feb 14 1989 02:241
    
396.7871the ship hits the fan --> whirlybirdTERZA::ZANEScience = Structured ChaosTue Feb 14 1989 04:260
396.7872whirlybird => dizzy sparrowGIDDAY::VISSEROn a clear day, you can see vacationTue Feb 14 1989 05:194
    
    
    ..klaas..
    
396.7873dizzy sparrow ==> Dizzy GillespieEAGLE1::EGGERSTom, VAX &amp; MIPS architectureTue Feb 14 1989 05:231
    
396.7874Dizzy Gillespie --> 78 rpmAYOV27::ISMITHTauro-Scatological ExpletiveTue Feb 14 1989 13:328
    Re 'the ship hits the fan',
    
    Brian Clough, manager of an English football (soccer) team, was
    recently fined by the FA for bringing the game into disrepute, after
    he struck some supporters who had run onto the pitch.  A journalist
    reported it as 'a clear case of the shit hitting the fan'.
    
    Ian.
396.7875LESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Tue Feb 14 1989 17:051
    -<78 rpm --> old records ---> ancient documents ---> hieroglyphics>-
396.7876ArmageddonKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowTue Feb 14 1989 18:193
				^

hieroglyphics => the writing on the wall => the end of the world is nigh
396.7877Armageddon--> tired of people beating me out for answeresWMOIS::B_REINKEIf you are a dreamer, come in..Tue Feb 14 1989 18:253
    
    
    in re heiroglyphics --> write like an Egyptian
396.7878tired of people beating me out for answers --> knock-knockLESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Tue Feb 14 1989 18:302
 
    On, it _is_ a knock-knock joke!   
396.7879knock-knock -> the wurst of notes?CSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Feb 14 1989 18:561
    Knock-knock jokes?
396.7880the wurst of notes? --> "Meat me at 2:00 PM"LESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Tue Feb 14 1989 19:4218
    
    Re "knock-knock jokes:
    
    A knock-knock joke is one requiring two people, and involves a pun.
    
    A sample or two:
    
    A:  Knock-knock.
    B:  Who's there?
    A:  Emma.
    B:  Emma who?
    A:  Emma getting tired of knocking.
    
    A:  Knock-knock.
    B:  Who's there?
    A:  Boo.
    B:  Boo who?
    A:  Don't cry.  It's only a game.
396.7881RICKS::SATOWTue Feb 14 1989 19:501
Meat me at 2:00 PM --> I've got a bone to pick with you
396.7882I've got a bone to pick with you --> That's humerus.TERZA::ZANEScience = Structured ChaosTue Feb 14 1989 20:020
396.7883That's humerus -> Never meta tarsil I didn't likeCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Feb 14 1989 20:293
    
    If we have to explain knock-knock jokes then there is a chance for
    artificial intelligence....
396.7884That's humerus -> Aye, Aye, Aqueous, or Vitreous ?KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowTue Feb 14 1989 20:311
    Heh, now there's a thought a note for knock knock puns!
396.7885Aye, Aye, Aqueous or Vitreous -> eye, eyeLEZAH::BOBBITTmystify meTue Feb 14 1989 22:301
    
396.7886eye, eye -=> CaptainUNTADI::ODIJPo.......now + here = nowhere.......oTue Feb 14 1989 22:311
    John J
396.7887HookRICKS::SATOWTue Feb 14 1989 22:437
I never meta tarsil --> Know metarsal --> No Metatarsal--> No Metacarpal-->+
									   |
						       +<---  No hand <--- +
						       |
					       Hook <--+
						       |
						       +<--- Captain
396.7888Hook -> or by crookCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNTue Feb 14 1989 23:441
    
396.7889or by crook => or by burglarificatorizorKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowWed Feb 15 1989 00:190
396.7890or by burglarificatorizor -> 2nd story B & ECSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Feb 15 1989 00:481
    
396.78912nd story B & E -< routine D & CDDIF::STONERoyWed Feb 15 1989 00:511
    
396.7892routine D & C ---> rue teen spotsLAMHRA::WHORLOWPrussiking up the rope of life!Wed Feb 15 1989 01:471
    
396.7893rue teen spots => street kidsKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowWed Feb 15 1989 02:460
396.7894street kids => highway goatsGIDDAY::VISSEROn a clear day, you can see vacationWed Feb 15 1989 06:143
    
    ..klaas..
    
396.7895highway goats --> life inthe fast laneLAMHRA::WHORLOWPrussiking up the rope of life!Wed Feb 15 1989 07:151
    
396.7896life in the fast lane --> road accidentIOSG::LAWMModeration with moderation.Wed Feb 15 1989 16:071
    
396.7897road accident -+> 4 faultsIOSG::ROBERTSAbsolutely! .... and why not?Wed Feb 15 1989 16:354
    ---> road accident --> rode accidentally ---> show jumping error
    ->
                                                               
                                                             
396.78984 faults --> find remediesLESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Wed Feb 15 1989 16:541
    
396.7899find remedies => lost problemsKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowWed Feb 15 1989 17:573
    never mind the answer, what's the question ?
    
396.7900lost problems -> available solutionsIJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeWed Feb 15 1989 17:581
396.7901available solutions => water, water everywhere .....KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowWed Feb 15 1989 17:590
396.7902water water everywhere -> TsunamiLEZAH::BOBBITTmystify meWed Feb 15 1989 18:381
    
396.7903Tsunami --> KrakatoaLESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Wed Feb 15 1989 18:432
    
    When the volcano blew, it created one.
396.7904Krakatoa --> Crack a footaRICKS::SATOWWed Feb 15 1989 19:030
396.7905Karkatoa -> Call a tow truck.CSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Feb 15 1989 19:042
    
    from the old joke of the same name...
396.7906THEGIZ::PITARDDid YOU clear that thru ME?Wed Feb 15 1989 19:251
       
396.7907what do you want to call it? -> CousinCAM::MAZURThank you, thank you, Sam I amWed Feb 15 1989 20:322

        Cousin IT from the old TV show The Addams Family.
396.7908what do you want to call it? -> call it "JIT"MELEE::BIELSKIStan B.Wed Feb 15 1989 20:343

    
    sometimes I need a tow to keep on truckin'.
396.7909call it "JIT" -> call it evenCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Feb 15 1989 21:461
    
396.7910call it even => fair and squareKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowWed Feb 15 1989 22:160
396.7911fair and square -> contra dancingLEZAH::BOBBITTmystify meWed Feb 15 1989 22:521
    
396.7912contra dancing -> conga dancingCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNWed Feb 15 1989 23:431
    
396.7913conga dancing -> snare strollCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Feb 16 1989 00:441
    
396.7914snare stroll --> tiger ragAKOV13::MCGARGHANAdult Child On BoardThu Feb 16 1989 01:041
    
396.7915tiger rag --> Bristol stompCAM::MILLERNan I am, I am NanThu Feb 16 1989 01:061
    
396.7916Bristol Stomp --> Buck and WingLESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Thu Feb 16 1989 01:071
    
396.7917Buck and Wing--> Doller and dimeLAMHRA::WHORLOWPrussiking up the rope of life!Thu Feb 16 1989 01:251
    
396.7918Dollar and dime ==> nickel and dimeEAGLE1::EGGERSTom, VAX &amp; MIPS architectureThu Feb 16 1989 02:311
    Note .8000 is coming up in the next few days, folks!
396.7919nickel and dime --> another day, another nickelTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerThu Feb 16 1989 03:020
396.7920another day, another nickel --> the rest to taxes :-(AITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoThu Feb 16 1989 03:060
396.7921the rest to taxes => RataxesKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowThu Feb 16 1989 03:212
Ask some kids about Babar the Elephant, they'll know who Rataxes is!
    
396.7922Rataxes -> MousetrapsOSL07::HENRIKWIf you leave me, can I come too?Thu Feb 16 1989 11:291
    
396.7923Mousetraps --> long run --> marathonAYOV27::ISMITHTauro-Scatological ExpletiveThu Feb 16 1989 12:381
    
396.7924speedskatingIJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeThu Feb 16 1989 13:058
                                  ^
                                  |
marathon -------------------------+
                                  |
cousin ---------------------------+

Especially the 10 KM.
Someone described it as "as fascinating to watch as the growing of grass..."
396.7925speedskating -> slippery when coldOSL07::HENRIKWBorn in the SNAThu Feb 16 1989 17:221
    Congratulations with Leo Visser (Speedskating World Chimp), Arie.
396.7926slippery when cold --> cold cream ---> ice creamLESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Thu Feb 16 1989 17:334
    
    "Speedskating World Chimp"?
    
    ... e nough to drive one bananas...
396.7927ice cream -> conoIJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeThu Feb 16 1989 17:447
    "Speedskating World Chimp"

Hm Steve. You should know that there is a fair competition going on between The
Netherlands and Norway in speedskating, but we heartily congratulate the other
when he has won.... :-)

Arie
396.7928cono -> the barbarian ( could have been from the ice age )CSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Feb 16 1989 17:561
    
396.7929the barbarian -> Barbara AnnOSL07::HENRIKWBorn in the SNAThu Feb 16 1989 18:121
    (No ice on the beach, boys.)
396.7930Barbara Ann ---> rockin and a rollin...WMOIS::B_REINKEIf you are a dreamer, come in..Thu Feb 16 1989 18:415
    
    
    I think we dropped crackafoota back around .7904

    Bonnie
396.7931rockin and a rollin -> richter scaleLEZAH::BOBBITTmystify meThu Feb 16 1989 18:541
    
396.7932richter scale --> c# minorPOOL::TRUMPLERMona, you're a brickThu Feb 16 1989 19:211
    I have no idea if it was Sviatoslav's favorite or not...
396.7933c# minor -> will b# adultMELEE::BIELSKIStan B.Thu Feb 16 1989 19:431
    
396.7934will b# adult --> Mac the KnifeTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerThu Feb 16 1989 20:000
396.7935Mac[k] the knife --> Jabba the HutLESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Thu Feb 16 1989 20:501
    
396.7936Jabba the Hut -> Baba YagaIJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeThu Feb 16 1989 21:050
396.7937Baba Yaga -> AbbaCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Feb 16 1989 21:421
    
396.7938Abba -> Yabba dabba dooCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNThu Feb 16 1989 21:471
    
396.7939Yabba dabba doo -> Yabba dabba don'tTOPDOC::SLOANEA kinder, more gentle computer ...Thu Feb 16 1989 22:071
    
396.7940LESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Thu Feb 16 1989 22:219
    Yabba Dabba Don't --> Dibby Dabba Do ---> Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo --+
                                                                    |
                                                                    |
                                                                    |
    +--- Mickey Mouse <---- Disney <---- Sleerping Beauty film -----+
    |
    |
    +---> Donald Duck ---> Daffy Duck ---> Daffy Dean ---> Athlete
    
396.7941Athlete -> form follows functionLEZAH::BOBBITTmystify meThu Feb 16 1989 22:511
    
396.7942form fitting foot castWMOIS::B_REINKEIf you are a dreamer, come in..Thu Feb 16 1989 22:531
    form follows function +crackafoota (from way way back) ----^
396.7943form fitting foot cast --> concrete water-skisLAMHRA::WHORLOWPrussiking up the rope of life!Fri Feb 17 1989 01:311
    
396.7944concrete water skis => cementing a relationship with waterKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowFri Feb 17 1989 01:380
396.7945cementing a relationship with water --> water over the damTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerFri Feb 17 1989 03:010
396.7946water over the dam => a boy, a finger, a dikeGIDDAY::VISSEROn a clear day, you can see vacationFri Feb 17 1989 05:192
    
    ..klaas..
396.7947CNTROL::HENRIKSONFri Feb 17 1989 07:504
               -< a boy, a finger, a dike => Rated "R" >-

 Pete

396.7948Rated "R" ==> ResponsibleEAGLE1::EGGERSTom, VAX &amp; MIPS architectureFri Feb 17 1989 09:381
    A new age is upon us.
396.7949Responsible -> answerableIJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeFri Feb 17 1989 12:4310

RE "A boy, a finger, a dike"

The famous story about Holland, generally not known by the Dutch themselves...

I also have understood that *some* people give it a totally different meaning,
but luckily my knowledge of English stops short *just* before that idiom.. ;-)

Arie
396.7950answerable --> to be or not to beOSL07::HENRIKWBorn in the SNAFri Feb 17 1989 13:361
    
396.7951to be or not to be --> near-clicheLESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Fri Feb 17 1989 16:528
    
    >RE "A boy, a finger, a dike"
    >...
    >I also have understood that *some* people give it a totally different 
    >meaning ...
    
    ... and one word a different spelling.

396.7952near-cliche -> total solutionIJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeFri Feb 17 1989 17:297
>    >RE "A boy, a finger, a dike"
>    ...
>    ... and one word a different spelling.

Do you mean "boi" or "fynger" ? :-)

Arie
396.7954total solution --> supersaturationTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerFri Feb 17 1989 17:350
396.7955supersaturation --> media over killWMOIS::B_REINKEIf you are a dreamer, come in..Fri Feb 17 1989 17:481
    
396.7956media overkill -> can't find the order nrMELEE::BIELSKIStan B.Fri Feb 17 1989 18:131
    
396.7957can't find the order nr => lost in the red tapeKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowFri Feb 17 1989 18:230
396.7958lost in the red tape -> read error on backup tapeDDIF::STONERoyFri Feb 17 1989 18:311
    
396.7959read error on backup tape -> virtual backupOSL07::HENRIKWMeFri Feb 17 1989 18:411
    
396.7960virtual backup --> virtual documentationAYOV27::ISMITHTauro-Scatological ExpletiveFri Feb 17 1989 18:501
    
396.7961virtual documentation ==>eyewitness sourcesAKOV13::MCGARGHANAdult Child On BoardFri Feb 17 1989 19:261
    
396.7962eyewitness sources -> seers ( C & seer )CSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Feb 17 1989 19:351
    
396.7963seers -> seerkindIJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeFri Feb 17 1989 19:522
C'mon! Let's make it to 8000 today!
396.7964seerkind => a sort of burnt prophecyKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowFri Feb 17 1989 20:060
396.7965burnt prophecy -> augury by fireLEZAH::BOBBITTmystify meFri Feb 17 1989 20:331
    
396.7966a sort of burnt prophecy --> pyromancyLESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Fri Feb 17 1989 20:364
    
    Re "virtual backup":
    
              -<virtual backup --> angry cat with rheumatism>-
396.7967pyromancy -> chiromancyCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNFri Feb 17 1989 21:182
    I got a grin from Ian Smith's personal_name: "Tauro-scatological
    expletive".  Wasn't "Bonfires of the Vanity" great?
396.7968chiromancy+augury by fire--> Delphic oracleWMOIS::B_REINKEIf you are a dreamer, come in..Fri Feb 17 1989 21:321
    
396.7969Delphic oracle => smart elfKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowFri Feb 17 1989 21:390
396.7970smart elf -> PuckCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Feb 17 1989 21:521
    
396.7971Puck ==> er up!THEGIZ::PITARDDid YOU clear that thru ME?Fri Feb 17 1989 22:322
       
       
396.7972er up! => Ay oop Lad!KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowFri Feb 17 1989 23:190
396.7973Ay oop Lad! -> Alley OopCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNSat Feb 18 1989 01:161
    
396.7974Alley Oop --> PrehistoricLESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Sat Feb 18 1989 01:514

    Re "er up lad":
    
                         -<er up lad ---> acne>-
396.7975prehistoric => priest with astigmatismKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowSat Feb 18 1989 02:176
    
    
    Not enough entries today ... so I'm going to miss an attempt at
    .8000   That's what I get for going on-site next week! Boo Hoo!
    
    
396.7976priest with astigmatism -> Father MagooCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNSat Feb 18 1989 02:241
    
396.7977Father Magoo --> you've done it again!AITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoSat Feb 18 1989 03:510
396.7978TOOK::C_PEREZThe InFAMous EightSun Feb 19 1989 01:183
                -< you've done it again! --> "I say there Watson" >-


396.7979"I say there, Watson" ==> "Come here, Watson. I need you."EAGLE1::EGGERSTom, VAX &amp; MIPS architectureSun Feb 19 1989 02:321
    
396.7980"Come here, Watson. I need you." --> "Say `please.'"AITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoSun Feb 19 1989 03:120
396.7981"No time for that, Watson!"EAGLE1::EGGERSTom, VAX &amp; MIPS architectureSun Feb 19 1989 07:381
    
396.7982"But.... it's been a month, Sir!"IJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeSun Feb 19 1989 21:061
396.7983--> human beanLAMHRA::WHORLOWPrussiking up the rope of life!Mon Feb 20 1989 02:002
    -< But...it's been a month, Sir --> I don't care what it's been
    --> It's been soup -->  I don't care what it's been --> 
396.7984human bean -> Orson BeanLEZAH::BOBBITTmystify meMon Feb 20 1989 04:481
    
396.7985Orson Bean ==> Orson WellsEAGLE1::EGGERSTom, VAX &amp; MIPS architectureMon Feb 20 1989 05:101
    
396.7986Orson Wells --> 'Orse 'n cartLAMHRA::WHORLOWPrussiking up the rope of life!Mon Feb 20 1989 05:591
    
396.7987CNTROL::HENRIKSONMon Feb 20 1989 06:067
                       -< Orson Wells --> 
                                             Well's Fargo >-
                       -< 'Orse 'n cart -->

    

396.7988Well's Fargo --> Payday!TERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerMon Feb 20 1989 07:060
396.7989Payday! --> candy barAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoMon Feb 20 1989 08:431
     
396.7990candy bar ==> whiskey barEAGLE1::EGGERSTom, VAX &amp; MIPS architectureMon Feb 20 1989 09:221
    Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
396.7991whiskey bar --> prohibitionLAMHRA::WHORLOWPrussiking up the rope of life!Mon Feb 20 1989 11:021
    
396.7992prohibition --> inhibitionAYOV27::ISMITHTauro-Scatological ExpletiveMon Feb 20 1989 12:0711
396.7993inhibition --> exhibitionLAMHRA::WHORLOWPrussiking up the rope of life!Mon Feb 20 1989 12:461
    
396.7994exhibition ==> show and tellTHEGIZ::PITARDDid YOU clear that thru ME?Mon Feb 20 1989 16:301
       
396.7995kiss and tellEAGLE1::EGGERSTom, VAX &amp; MIPS architectureMon Feb 20 1989 16:361
    
396.7996show and tell -> kiss and tellOSL07::HENRIKWNever say never again. Never!Mon Feb 20 1989 16:551
    
396.7997kiss and tell; kiss and tell ==> once is too muchEAGLE1::EGGERSTom, VAX &amp; MIPS architectureMon Feb 20 1989 17:041
    
396.7998once is too much --> once is not enoughLESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Mon Feb 20 1989 17:151
    
396.7999Once is not enough --> 7999 is not enoughRICKS::SATOWMon Feb 20 1989 17:191
396.8000once is not enough ==> excess in moderationTHEGIZ::PITARDDid YOU clear that thru ME?Mon Feb 20 1989 17:191
       
396.8001excess in moderation -> too much is never enoughLEZAH::BOBBITTmystify meMon Feb 20 1989 17:491
    
396.8002LESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Mon Feb 20 1989 18:174
    7999 is not enough ---------+
                                |
                                |
    too much is never enough ---+----> enough, already
396.8003enough, already -> say whenLEZAH::BOBBITTmystify meMon Feb 20 1989 20:031
    
396.8004say when -> when ?CAM::MAZURThank you, thank you, Sam I amMon Feb 20 1989 20:211
 
396.8005when? --> you want it when???TERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerMon Feb 20 1989 20:500
396.8006you want it when??? --> thenLEROUF::BALLADELLIMicky BalladelliMon Feb 20 1989 21:031
    
396.8007then --> nowLESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Mon Feb 20 1989 22:151
    
396.8008then -> ThemCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNMon Feb 20 1989 22:1816
396.8009<--- then usTHEGIZ::PITARDDid YOU clear that thru ME?Mon Feb 20 1989 22:474
       
       now -----\
                 --- then us
       them ----/
396.8010Then us --> VeniceRICKS::SATOWMon Feb 20 1989 23:100
396.8011Venice --> Gondola ridePOBOX::VANTILBURGCome on Spring... Gone Fishing :^)Tue Feb 21 1989 00:311
    
396.8012Gondola ride --> Gondwanaland--> tectonic driftLAMHRA::WHORLOWPrussiking up the rope of life!Tue Feb 21 1989 01:261
    
396.8013tectonic drift --> get my drift?LESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Tue Feb 21 1989 01:581
    
396.8014get my drift? -> Yeah, we need feedback !CAM::MAZURThank you, thank you, Sam I amTue Feb 21 1989 02:191
    
396.8015Yeah, we need feedback ! --> positive or negative?AITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoTue Feb 21 1989 02:350
396.8016TOOK::C_PEREZThe InFAMous EightTue Feb 21 1989 02:522
                 -< positive or negative? -> di-pole(ish) >-

396.8017di-pile(ish) - dinky-diLAMHRA::WHORLOWPrussiking up the rope of life!Tue Feb 21 1989 07:048
    
    dinki- di = real as in genuine Australian
    
    
    also stands for 'dual income no kids yet, dogs instead"
    
    djw
    
396.8018dinky-di --> okey-dokeOSL07::HENRIKWNever say never again. Never!Tue Feb 21 1989 15:451
    
396.8019okey-dokey --> mairsy-dotesMARKER::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reasonTue Feb 21 1989 17:3821
    
    "Mairsy-Dotes" was the name of a song popular in Wirld War II.
    
    The lyrics went as follows:
    
    Mairsy-dotes and dosie-dotes and littdle-lamsy-divey;
    A kiddly-divey too, wouldn't you?
    
    Mairsy-dotes and dosie-dotes and littdle-lamsy-divey;
    A kiddly-divey too, wouldn't you?
    
    If the words sound queer, and funny to your ear, 
    A little bit jumbled and jivey,
    Sing `Mares eat oats, and does eat oats,
    `And little  lambs eat ivy.'
    
    Mairsy-dotes and dosie-dotes and littdle-lamsy-divey;
    A kiddly-divey too, wouldn't you?
    
    +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
    ... just goes to show you the depths that trivia can sink to.
396.8020mairsy-dotes --> antidotesOSL07::HENRIKWNever say never again. Never!Tue Feb 21 1989 18:461
    (For a poison who's eaten poiso-nivey) 
396.8021Antidotes -> on little cousin JohnnyCNTROL::HENRIKSONTue Feb 21 1989 18:5310
    
>    Mairsy-dotes and dosie-dotes and littdle-lamsy-divey;
>    A kiddly-divey too, wouldn't you?
 
I thought it was;

     Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy;
     A kid'll eat ivy too, wouldn't you?

Pete
396.8022on little cousin Johnny --> knickersLESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Tue Feb 21 1989 19:2911
    
 
>I thought it was;
>
>     Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy;
>     A kid'll eat ivy too, wouldn't you?
 
    That's the full translation.  I don't recall the song translating
    the second line, but the last time I kheard that tune was ages ago.
    Even if not, the translation is clear from the unscrambled first
    line.      
396.8023knickers -> barbersCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Feb 21 1989 20:031
    
396.8024(k)nickers --> whinniesTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerTue Feb 21 1989 20:050
396.8025whinnies --> gorseAYOV27::ISMITHTauro-Scatological ExpletiveTue Feb 21 1989 20:231
    
396.8026gorse -> geeblefletchCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNTue Feb 21 1989 20:455
      In the same vein as "Mairsy-dotes ..." is the late '60s song
    "Inna Godda Davida" (that spelled right?).  Translated, that
    comes out as "in the garden of Eden".  The story has it that the
    singer tried LSD for the first time on the night before
    recording the song.
396.8027LESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Tue Feb 21 1989 20:465
    Gorse ------+
                |
                |
    Barbers ----+---------->hedge trimmers
    
396.8028hedge trimmers -> bush wackers :-)CSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Feb 21 1989 23:401
    
396.8029CNTROL::HENRIKSONWed Feb 22 1989 00:294
                   -< bush wackers -> Dukakis supporters >-

    

396.8030Dukakis supporters -> suspense-ers...CSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Feb 22 1989 00:321
    
396.8031suspense-ers --> Stephen King and Robert BlochLESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Wed Feb 22 1989 00:592
    
    .... glued right to the edge of your seat....
396.8032Stephen King....-> oh, horrorsLEZAH::BOBBITTmystify meWed Feb 22 1989 01:291
    
396.8033oh, horrors --> arrr, comfortLAMHRA::WHORLOWPrussiking up the rope of life!Wed Feb 22 1989 01:321
    
396.8034arrr, comfort -> both feet upMELEE::BIELSKIStan B.Wed Feb 22 1989 01:381
    
396.8035both feet up --> acrobatLESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Wed Feb 22 1989 01:511
    
396.8036acrobat --> vampire batAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoWed Feb 22 1989 02:210
396.8037vampire bat --> suckerTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerWed Feb 22 1989 02:290
396.8038TOOK::C_PEREZThe InFAMous EightWed Feb 22 1989 02:524
                        -< sucker --> born every minute >-


I just couldn't resist...
396.8039born every minute -> regular renaissanceOSL07::HENRIKWNever say never again. Never!Wed Feb 22 1989 11:521
    
396.8040regular renaissance --->come again?LAMHRA::WHORLOWPrussiking up the rope of life!Wed Feb 22 1989 12:021
    
396.8041come again? ==> and again, and againTHEGIZ::PITARDDid YOU clear that thru ME?Wed Feb 22 1989 17:251
       
396.8042and again, and again --> reiterationLESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Wed Feb 22 1989 17:314
    
    Re "vampire bat":
    
                    -<vampire bat --> Transylvania Slugger>-
396.8043reiteration -> repetitive loopsOSL07::HENRIKWNever say never again. Never!Wed Feb 22 1989 18:181
    
396.8044repetitive loops --> Redundant: See RedundantHOTAIR::SIMONHugs Welcome Anytime!Wed Feb 22 1989 18:351
    
396.8045Redundant: See Redundant --> Jerome K JeromeOSL07::HENRIKWDon't worry, be RushdieWed Feb 22 1989 18:421
    
396.8046CNTROL::HENRIKSONWed Feb 22 1989 19:268
               -< Jerome K Jerome -> Family baseball game ?? >-


A 'K' in baseball scoring is a strikeout.

Jerome (pitching) strikes out Jerome (batting)
    
Pete
396.8047Family baseball game -> safe at home...LEZAH::BOBBITTmystify meWed Feb 22 1989 20:071
    
396.8048safe at home --> set in wallLESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Wed Feb 22 1989 20:371
    
396.8049set in wall --> caterwaulAYOV27::ISMITHTauro-Scatological ExpletiveWed Feb 22 1989 20:481
    
396.8050caterwaul -> conquors allMELEE::BIELSKIStan B.Wed Feb 22 1989 21:244

    
    thanks, 396.8049 - I haven't seen *that* nifty word in
    quite some time.
396.8051conquers all --> loveLESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Wed Feb 22 1989 21:582
    
    ... to coin a cliche ...
396.8052love -> is a many splintered thingLEZAH::BOBBITTmystify meWed Feb 22 1989 22:561
    
396.8053is a many splinterd thing ==> woodTHEGIZ::PITARDDid YOU clear that thru ME?Thu Feb 23 1989 01:181
       
396.8054wood --> copseLAMHRA::WHORLOWPrussiking up the rope of life!Thu Feb 23 1989 01:443
    
    
    I was tempted wood --> box---> interred.....
396.8055copse -> murderDDIF::STONERoyThu Feb 23 1989 02:051
    Cops find corpse in copse -> Murder in the thicket.
396.8056murder --> redrumAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoThu Feb 23 1989 02:203
     A Shining reply! :-)

     Dan
396.8057redrum --> desserts --> stressedTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerThu Feb 23 1989 03:550
396.8058stressed --> cubed-outLAMHRA::WHORLOWPrussiking up the rope of life!Thu Feb 23 1989 07:1610
    
    
    from which the new? word has been coined --
    
    
    a cubacious event - an event that caused stress
    
    djw
    
    
396.8059cubed-out --> squared upAYOV27::ISMITHTauro-Scatological ExpletiveThu Feb 23 1989 13:321
    
396.8060squared up --> boxed inOSL07::HENRIKWDon't worry, be RushdieThu Feb 23 1989 14:021
    
396.8061boxed in --> Frank BrunoIOSG::LAWMThat's just the way it is!Thu Feb 23 1989 17:421
    
396.8062Frank Bruno -+> Run for Bank (anag)IOSG::ROBERTSAbsolutely! .... and why not?Thu Feb 23 1989 20:461
    
396.8063Run for Bank --> financial panicLESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Thu Feb 23 1989 22:4414
    
    Re:               -<murder --> redrum>-
    
    Before Stephen King used it in _The Shining_; indeed, possibly before
    Stephen King was even born, Chester Gould used the name in his _Dick
    Tracy_ comic strip series.  One of the villians was a man called
    "The Blank," because he appeared to have no face (no eyes, nose,
    or mouth).  He was really wearing a flesh-colored stocking mask
    that completely hid his features.  His last name in his "real" identity
    was "Redrum."  
    
    As a further point of trivia, Gould used the reverse-spelled name
    a few other times.  Jerome Trohs was a midget, as his last name
    should clrarly indicate...
396.8064Financial Panic --> (Teddy) Bears' PicnicRICKS::SATOWThu Feb 23 1989 23:461
396.8065(Teddy) Bears' Picnic -> Dave Van RonkCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Feb 24 1989 00:341
    
396.8066Dave Van Ronk ---> Toulouse LeTrecLAMHRA::WHORLOWPrussiking up the rope of life!Fri Feb 24 1989 01:301
    
396.8067Toulouse LeTrec -> Toutight LeJeansMELEE::BIELSKIStan B.Fri Feb 24 1989 02:121
    
396.8068Toutight LeJeans --> Toulong LeNoseAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoFri Feb 24 1989 07:160
396.8069Toulong LeNose --> Toushort LaLifeOSL07::HENRIKWDon't worry, be RushdieFri Feb 24 1989 15:231
    Toulong LeNose --> Toulong L'Art -->
396.8070Toushort LaLife -> MayflyLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoFri Feb 24 1989 17:051
    
396.8071Mayfly => vita brevisMARVIN::KNOWLESthe teddy-bears have their nit-pickFri Feb 24 1989 17:277
    Re .8063
    
    Did `The Shining' come before the horse named Red Rum (who won
    the Grand National a record number of times [3, I think] in the
    seventies)?
    
    b
396.8072vita brevis --> vita levisLESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Fri Feb 24 1989 17:334
    
    or
    
                       -<vita brevis -->mortis profundus>-
396.8073vita levis -> life Levis (jeans) -> spandexCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Feb 24 1989 19:041
    
396.8074spandex --> skin tightTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerFri Feb 24 1989 19:580
396.8075skin tight --> flay drunkLESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Fri Feb 24 1989 20:351
    
396.8076flay drunk --> flay of fishHOTAIR::SIMONHugs Welcome Anytime!Sat Feb 25 1989 03:031
    
396.8077TOOK::C_PEREZThe InFAMous EightSun Feb 26 1989 01:441
                        -< flay of fish --> flying fish >-
396.8078flying fish -> flying tigersCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Sun Feb 26 1989 01:501
    
396.8079flying tigers --> cats on the wingAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoSun Feb 26 1989 06:170
396.8080cats on the wing --> lion on the groundLAMHRA::WHORLOWPrussiking up the rope of life!Mon Feb 27 1989 02:222
    
    flying tigers --> more dec deliveries?
396.8081THEGIZ::PITARDDid YOU clear that thru ME?Mon Feb 27 1989 04:481
       
396.8082scarecrow in the field --> cornyAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoMon Feb 27 1989 05:390
396.8083corny--> cobsWMOIS::B_REINKEIf you are a dreamer, come in..Mon Feb 27 1989 05:421
    
396.8084cobs --> pensAYOV27::ISMITHTauro-Scatological ExpletiveMon Feb 27 1989 12:331
    
396.8085pens --> sword-swallowersIOSG::CARLINDick Carlin IOSGMon Feb 27 1989 15:022
    
    ... mightier than the ...
396.8086sword swallowers --> hard dietLESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Mon Feb 27 1989 16:281
    
396.8087Tovarich.....> or not Tovarich ?INCH::PREECEJust a shallow hole, Moriarty.Mon Feb 27 1989 16:364
    Egg Nog, as in the small group of Scots islands, Rum, Egg and Nog.
    
    Ian
    
396.8088Egg Nog --> MuckAYOV27::ISMITHTauro-Scatological ExpletiveMon Feb 27 1989 16:481
    Rhum, Eigg and Muck?
396.8089Muck -> & MeyerMELEE::BIELSKIStan B.Mon Feb 27 1989 16:564

    
    never did understand that association.
    an obscure law firm, perhaps?
396.8090Meyer ==> mireTHEGIZ::PITARDDid YOU clear that thru ME?Mon Feb 27 1989 17:3710
>                <<< Note 396.8089 by MELEE::BIELSKI "Stan B." >>>
>                              -< Muck -> & Meyer >-


    
>    never did understand that association.
>    an obscure law firm, perhaps?
       
       
       		I think the correct spelling is mire (as in a bog of mud).
396.8091mire --> Breckenridge SUBURB::GOREIMon Feb 27 1989 18:033
    
    sp?
    
396.8092Breckenridge -> Downhill RacerHOTAIR::SIMONHugs Welcome Anytime!Mon Feb 27 1989 18:471
    
396.8093Downhill Racer --> uphill plodderWMOIS::B_REINKEIf you are a dreamer, come in..Mon Feb 27 1989 19:136
    
    
    we seem to have left Tovarich or not Tovarich and hard diet
    hanging...any one with any bright ideas?
    
    Bonnie
396.8094 SiberiaCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Mon Feb 27 1989 19:186
 
      re: -1    

        These ideas were Russian through my mind...

        uphill plodder + Hard diet + Tovarich == X
396.8095Siberia --> gulagTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerMon Feb 27 1989 20:250
396.8096gulag -> archipelagoCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNMon Feb 27 1989 22:451
    
396.8097archipelago --> Archie PelicanLESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Mon Feb 27 1989 22:568
    
    Re "Muck & Meyer":
    
    Naturally, the correct spelling is "muck and mire."  However in
    the _very_ early days of television, there existed a show called
    _Mack and Meyer For Hire_, obviously a play on "muck and mire."
    Therefore, a half-remembered reference to this obscure TV show might
    have triggered the response.
396.8098Archie Pelican ==> Archie BunkerTHEGIZ::PITARDDid YOU clear that thru ME?Mon Feb 27 1989 23:191
       
396.8099Archie Bunker -> meatheadCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNMon Feb 27 1989 23:361
    
396.8100meathead --> vegetable brainPOOL::TRUMPLERMona, you're a brickMon Feb 27 1989 23:560
396.8101vegetable brain --> vegetable marrowWMOIS::B_REINKEIf you are a dreamer, come in..Tue Feb 28 1989 00:261
    
396.8102vegetable marrow --> vegetable soupLESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Tue Feb 28 1989 00:526
    
    Again,
    
    "Soup of the evening, beautiful soup," is a ridiculous sentence.
     It has no verb. 
                                -- Henry Morgan, ca. 1960
396.8103vegetable soup --> couch potato(e) gatheringLAMHRA::WHORLOW1:25000 - a magic numberTue Feb 28 1989 01:271
    
396.8104couch potato(e) gathering --> crisps on the couchWMOIS::B_REINKEIf you are a dreamer, come in..Tue Feb 28 1989 07:381
    
396.8105crisps on the couch --> chips of the blockLAMHRA::WHORLOW1:25000 - a magic numberTue Feb 28 1989 12:571
    
396.8106chips off the old block --> potatogenesisLESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Tue Feb 28 1989 17:033
    
    From the eyes of potatoes grow more porato plants.  Well, I suppose
    
396.8107potatogenesis --> Star TrekAYOV27::ISMITHTauro-Scatological ExpletiveTue Feb 28 1989 17:101
    
396.8108Star Trek -> burnt feetCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Feb 28 1989 18:001
    
396.8109Star Trek -> Star BleechMISFIT::GEMMELand now here's Mac and Tosh...Tue Feb 28 1989 18:038
    with such memorables as :
    
    	Captain Kwerk
    	Mr Spook
    	So-lo
    	Jer-kov
    
    (you had to be there)
396.8110TERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerTue Feb 28 1989 18:415
   Star Bleech -----|
   		    |---> white sands
   burnt feet ------|

396.8111White Sands --> Black RockRICKS::SATOWTue Feb 28 1989 18:450
396.8112Black Rock -> White BluesOSL07::HENRIKWDon't worry, be RushdieTue Feb 28 1989 18:521
    
396.8113White Blues --> Laundry bluingLESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Tue Feb 28 1989 20:4014
    
    Re "Black Rock":
    
                      -<Black Rock --> Bad Day>-
    
    ... older film stasrring Spencer Tracy and as youngish Lee Marvin ...
    
    or
    
                     -<Black Rock --> White Rock>- 
    
    ... if you're interested in diaphonous-clad Pretty Young Things
    with wings who like to spare into the limpid depths of a pool. 
    See the mixer label.
396.8114Laundry bluing --> Lauditory BooingHOTAIR::SIMONHugs Welcome Anytime!Tue Feb 28 1989 20:561
    
396.8115lauditory booing -> Slow Hand-ClapGAO::DKEATINGSlot Machines are Coiniverous!Tue Feb 28 1989 22:041
    
396.8116Slow Hand-Clap -> Eric "Slow Hand" ClaptonCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNTue Feb 28 1989 22:201
    
396.8117Eric "Slow Hand" Clapton ==> CreamTHEGIZ::PITARDDid YOU clear that thru ME?Tue Feb 28 1989 22:351
       
396.8118Cream --> CropTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerTue Feb 28 1989 22:560
396.8119Crop --> grass [he said, sheepishly]LESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Tue Feb 28 1989 23:0013
    
    Re "lauditory booing":
    
                      -<lauditory booing --> oxymoron>-
    
    or
    
                      -<lauditory booing --> tears of joy>-
    
    Re "slow hand clap":
    
    That's a tempting straightline, but I'll resist.
    
396.8120grass, [he said, sheepishly] -> wool, [he said, deceivingly]CSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Feb 28 1989 23:031
    
396.8121"wool" he said ... -> "sheep" he said wolfishlyCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNTue Feb 28 1989 23:383
    Re: Steve's comment about not commenting on "slow hand clap"
        Is that sort of like the story of Moby Dick and the
        four skin-divers? ;-)
396.8122sheep ... => sleep [he said drosilly(?)]MISFIT::GEMMELand now here's Mac and Tosh...Wed Mar 01 1989 00:371
    1...2...3...4...5...6...7.........
396.8123sleep... -> z z z Z Z [he said thoughtlessly]MELEE::BIELSKIStan B.Wed Mar 01 1989 00:571
    
396.8124LESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Wed Mar 01 1989 01:149
    z z z Z Z ---> Zs, guy --> Syzygy ---> Nuclear exchange ---+
                                             [biological]      |
                                                               |
                                                               |
    +- whipping post <-- switchboard <-- telephone exchange <--+
    |         
    |
    +---> stock ---> bond ---> spy ---> code ---> bug ---> bee
                  [security --> James]
396.8125James -> 007, [he said, code-a-silly]CSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Mar 01 1989 01:221
    
396.8126LESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Wed Mar 01 1989 01:347
    bees -----+--->seas -----> seven ------> integer --+
              |                                        |
    007 ------+-->numbers ---> prime number -----------+--> mathematics
    
    
    Re .8124:  [Security --> James] was in brackets to explain the
                                    transition.
396.8127mathematics + bee -> Queen CSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Mar 01 1989 01:491
    
396.8128Queen ==> KingTHEGIZ::PITARDDid YOU clear that thru ME?Wed Mar 01 1989 01:541
       
396.8129LAMHRA::WHORLOW1:25000 - a magic numberWed Mar 01 1989 10:421
    
396.8130AYOV27::ISMITHTauro-Scatological ExpletiveWed Mar 01 1989 12:121
    
396.8131smoked Salmon -> Rushdie's demiseCAM::MAZURThank you, thank you, Sam I amWed Mar 01 1989 17:391
    
396.8132Rushdie's demise --> Satanic CursesHOTAIR::SIMONHugs Welcome Anytime!Wed Mar 01 1989 19:011
    
396.8133Satanic Curses-->Saints PraisesWMOIS::B_REINKEIf you are a dreamer, come in..Wed Mar 01 1989 19:091
    
396.8134Saints Praises --> Saints preserve us!LESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Wed Mar 01 1989 20:122
    
    ... to add something Gaelic ...
396.8135Saints preserve us! -> Help us out of a *jam*! CSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Mar 01 1989 20:471
    
396.8136help...jam => Strawberry Fields ForeverMISFIT::GEMMELand now here's Mac and Tosh...Wed Mar 01 1989 21:001
    
396.8137Strawberry Fields Forever -> toast to the Beatles CSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Mar 01 1989 21:441
    
396.8138CNTROL::HENRIKSONIfHellFreezsOver,WhereCanIReachYouWed Mar 01 1989 21:474
         -< toast to the Beatles --> everything else to the roaches  >-

    

396.8139everything else to the roaches ---> Hal RoachLESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Wed Mar 01 1989 22:043
    
    The Hal Roach studios produced some of the classic short-subject
    slapstick comedies shown in movie theaters.
396.8140Hal Roach -> la cucarachaCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNWed Mar 01 1989 23:101
    Ay-yi yi-yi!
396.8141la cucaracha --> ghetto hornTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerThu Mar 02 1989 00:100
396.8142ghetto horn --> green lightLAMHRA::WHORLOW1:25000 - a magic numberThu Mar 02 1989 01:263
    
    shortest time span known to man...
    from green light to horn sounding
396.8143green light --> districtAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoThu Mar 02 1989 03:470
396.8144district --> AttorneyLAMHRA::WHORLOW1:25000 - a magic numberThu Mar 02 1989 12:011
    
396.8145Attorney --> A SpinneyAYOV27::ISMITHTauro-Scatological ExpletiveThu Mar 02 1989 12:341
    
396.8146A spinney ---> a copseWMOIS::B_REINKEIf you are a dreamer, come in..Thu Mar 02 1989 15:441
    
396.8147A copse --> A robberseRUTLND::SATOWThu Mar 02 1989 19:020
396.8148a copse ==> a thicketTHEGIZ::PITARDDid YOU clear that thru ME?Thu Mar 02 1989 19:031
       
396.8149a thicket + a robberse -> burglars in the bramblesLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoThu Mar 02 1989 19:101
    
396.8150a thicket --> a wicketHOTAIR::SIMONHugs Welcome Anytime!Thu Mar 02 1989 19:111
    
396.8151a wicket --> stickyLESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Thu Mar 02 1989 19:591
    
396.8152sticky ==> little kidsTHEGIZ::PITARDDid YOU clear that thru ME?Thu Mar 02 1989 20:001
       
396.8153AYOV27::ISMITHTauro-Scatological ExpletiveThu Mar 02 1989 20:354
    sticky -----------------+
                            +--+----------------> hot jam
                               |
    Burglars in the brambles --+
396.8154hot jam -> toe jam footballCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Mar 02 1989 22:012
    for you Beatle fans...
    
396.8155toe jam football -> shoelessCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNThu Mar 02 1989 22:422
    The Denver Bronco field-goal kicker doesn't wear a shoe.
    I imagine that he jams his toe occasionally...
396.8156little kids +shoeless = summer time!WMOIS::B_REINKEIf you are a dreamer, come in..Thu Mar 02 1989 23:221
    
396.8157summer time --> and the living is easy...LESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Fri Mar 03 1989 01:2319
    
    Re .-1:
    
    It shoulda been:
    
    Little kids ---------+
                         |
                         |
    shoeless ------------+------> barefoot boy with cheeks of tan
    
    The response for this one is from the Gershwin song ...
    
    an alternate might be:
    
                          -<summer time --> good old>-
                          
    or:
    
                       -<summer time! --> Daylight Savings>-
396.8158and the living is easy... --> Vicar of BraySEEK::HUGHESThus thru Windows call on us(Donne)Fri Mar 03 1989 02:006
    
    
    From the song:
    
    	...and whatsoever King may reign, 
           I'll still be the Vicar of Bray, sir!
396.8159Vicar of Bray --> religious donkey?IOSG::LAWMThat's just the way it is!Fri Mar 03 1989 17:540
396.8160religious donkey? -> praying mantisMELEE::BIELSKIStan B.Fri Mar 03 1989 18:071
    
396.8161religious donkey -> bore mary to the mangerLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoFri Mar 03 1989 18:071
    
396.8162 bore mary to the manger --> croissant FOOT::SOBOTSteve Sobot, BasingstokeFri Mar 03 1989 18:265
    
    
    
    
    ...so WAF is still going strong, I see...
396.8163croissant -> St. CroixCAM::MAZURThank you, thank you, Sam I amFri Mar 03 1989 18:341
    
396.8164St. Croix -> async roiIJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeFri Mar 03 1989 18:556


... the opposite of a synchronous king....

Arie    

396.8165loose ends: ==> supplicantCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Mar 03 1989 19:013
    loose ends:
    
     praying mantis + async roi ==> 
396.8166supplicant ==> supplimentTHEGIZ::PITARDDid YOU clear that thru ME?Fri Mar 03 1989 19:391
       
396.8167DDIF::STONERoyFri Mar 03 1989 20:532
                     -< suppliment -> sup-lament -> heartburn >-
    
396.8168heartburn -> sideburnsCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNFri Mar 03 1989 21:103
    Have you noticed that some men have (for lack of a better name)
    inverse sideburns?  That's when they are shaved all the way
    to the top of the ear...
396.8169sideburns --> handlebarsWMOIS::B_REINKEIf you are a dreamer, come in..Fri Mar 03 1989 21:411
    
396.8170Handlebars --> Love handlesRICKS::SATOWFri Mar 03 1989 21:590
396.8171love handles => dietMISFIT::GEMMELand now here's Mac and Tosh...Fri Mar 03 1989 22:081
    
396.8172diet -> of WormsCAM::MAZURThank you, thank you, Sam I amFri Mar 03 1989 22:161
    
396.8173of Worms --> of vermifugesLESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Fri Mar 03 1989 22:254
    
    Re "handlebars": 
    
                    -<handlebars --> manage saloons>-
396.8174vermifuge -> subterfugeCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNSat Mar 04 1989 00:381
    Worms live below the earth..
396.8175subterfuge -> lie under groundULTRA::WITTENBERGSecure Systems for Insecure PeopleSat Mar 04 1989 02:552
subterfuge  -- subterain  \  lie under ground
subterfuge  -- lie        /
396.8176lie under ground --> fib in the minesAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoSat Mar 04 1989 03:170
396.8177fib in the mines --> tell the truth in the yoursWMOIS::B_REINKEIf you are a dreamer, come in..Sat Mar 04 1989 03:501
396.8178...truth in the yours -> honesty is the best policyLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoSat Mar 04 1989 22:021
    
396.8179honesty is the best policy -> not term life?AITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoSat Mar 04 1989 23:340
396.8180TOOK::C_PEREZThe InFAMous EightSun Mar 05 1989 01:212
               -< not term life? --> get Met Life, it pays? >-

396.8181CNTROL::HENRIKSONIfHellFreezsOver,WhereCanIReachYouSun Mar 05 1989 01:561
           -< get Met Life, it pays? --> I get Sports Illustrated >-
396.8182AITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoSun Mar 05 1989 08:100
396.8183LAMHRA::WHORLOW1:25000 - a magic numberMon Mar 06 1989 06:411
    
396.8184to bikini or not atoll => mind-blowing placeKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowMon Mar 06 1989 18:250
396.8185mind-blowing place -> workCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNMon Mar 06 1989 23:361
    
396.8186work --> JackHOTAIR::SIMONHugs Welcome Anytime!Tue Mar 07 1989 00:022

    ...All work and no play makes Jack a Dull Boy...
396.8187Jack -> DawLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoTue Mar 07 1989 00:172
    And you thought I was going to say "in the box"....;)
    
396.8188Daw ==> What's up doc?THEGIZ::PITARDDid YOU clear that thru ME?Tue Mar 07 1989 00:463
       
       
       	As in Bugs Bunny and crew.....
396.8189KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowTue Mar 07 1989 02:101
    What's up doc ? => Have you seen a scwoowy wooking wabbit awound heeya ?
396.8190Have you... heeya --> lisp--> Hackers are (bound to '(do it))LAMHRA::WHORLOW1:25000 - a magic numberTue Mar 07 1989 02:151
    
396.8191TOOK::C_PEREZThe InFAMous EightTue Mar 07 1989 03:212
       -< Hackers are (bound to '(do it)) --> Hatchet jobs >-

396.8192Hatchet jobs --> chicken & eggAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoTue Mar 07 1989 03:480
396.8193THEGIZ::PITARDDid YOU clear that thru ME?Tue Mar 07 1989 05:301
       
396.8194which came first --> boxAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoTue Mar 07 1989 05:593
     You can check it out .0.  Just press KP1 8,194 times. :-)

     Dan
396.8195Box --> crateCNTROL::HENRIKSONIfHellFreezsOver,WhereCanIReachYouTue Mar 07 1989 08:586


Did you think I'd say "cuff"? :^)

Pete
396.8196crate --> Nigerian diplomatAYOV27::ISMITHTauro-Scatological ExpletiveTue Mar 07 1989 16:391
    
396.8197Nigerian diplomat => dickheadMARVIN::KNOWLESthe teddy-bears have their nit-pickTue Mar 07 1989 17:231
    Not a racist association; via `Dikko'
396.8198dickhead -> slimeballLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoTue Mar 07 1989 18:521
    
396.8199slimeball --> blow your noseTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerTue Mar 07 1989 19:420
396.8200blow your nose => A bird in the HandKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowTue Mar 07 1989 19:544
    As in
    
    "A bird in the hand ain't worth nothin' 
    when you're trying to blow your nose!"
396.8201A bird in the Hand --> bushesWMOIS::B_REINKEIf you are a dreamer, come in..Tue Mar 07 1989 20:101
    
396.8202bushes --> centerfoldsAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoTue Mar 07 1989 21:410
396.8203-<centerfolds-->lusardi/foxKERNEL::NDAYTue Mar 07 1989 22:123
    -<centerfolds-->lusardi/fox
    
    
396.8204lusardi/fox --> one brain cell eachAYOV27::ISMITHTauro-Scatological ExpletiveTue Mar 07 1989 22:221
    
396.8205one (brain) cell each -> in the slammerLEZAH::BOBBITTBe *Excellent* To Each OtherTue Mar 07 1989 22:461
    
396.8206KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowTue Mar 07 1989 22:460
396.8207CNTROL::HENRIKSONIfHellFreezsOver,WhereCanIReachYouTue Mar 07 1989 22:511
396.8208that's _my_ pen (Italian) -> c'est mon plumeWMOIS::B_REINKEIf you are a dreamer, come in..Tue Mar 07 1989 23:411
    
396.8209c'est mon plume --> a feather in your capLAMHRA::WHORLOW1:25000 - a magic numberWed Mar 08 1989 02:071
    
396.8210a feather in your cap => So YOU'RE Robin Hood !KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowWed Mar 08 1989 02:530
396.8211So YOU'RE Robin Hood! --> Maxwell SmartTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerWed Mar 08 1989 03:240
396.8212Maxwell Smart -> High-Tech currencyIJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeWed Mar 08 1989 14:001
396.8213high-tech currency -> PlasticLEZAH::BOBBITTBe *Excellent* To Each OtherWed Mar 08 1989 18:211
    
396.8214Plastic --> ElasticIOSG::LAWMThat's just the way it is!Wed Mar 08 1989 19:070
396.8215 Elastic --> Knicker YARD::SOBOTSteve Sobot, BasingstokeWed Mar 08 1989 19:413
396.8216Knicker -> BockerIJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeWed Mar 08 1989 20:040
396.8217Bocker --> belcherIOSG::LAWMThat's just the way it is!Wed Mar 08 1989 20:096
    
    Look it up in your Chambers English Dictionary (if you have one)
    
    Mat.
    *:o)
    
396.8218belcher --> MickAYOV27::ISMITHTauro-Scatological ExpletiveWed Mar 08 1989 20:383
    Well, it's close enough.  8^}
    
    Ian.
396.8219Mick -> IrishCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNWed Mar 08 1989 21:201
    
396.8220Irish => And we like it too!KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowWed Mar 08 1989 23:161
    after an TV commercial for Irish Spring soap
396.8221And we like it too! --> More? More? The boy wanted more!LAMHRA::WHORLOW1:25000 - a magic numberThu Mar 09 1989 06:081
    
396.8222More? More? The boy wanted more! --> What the Dickens...?IOSG::LAWMThat's just the way it is!Thu Mar 09 1989 15:130
396.8223What the Dickens...? -> 2 cities for the price of 1!OSL07::HENRIKWDon't worry, be RushdieThu Mar 09 1989 17:121
    
396.82242 cities for the price of 1! -> BudapestIJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeThu Mar 09 1989 17:201
396.8225Budapest --> Fred, a locust.IOSG::LAWMThat's just the way it is!Thu Mar 09 1989 17:230
396.8226Fred, a locust => Cursed, `F...', a lotMARVIN::KNOWLESthe teddy-bears have their nit-pickThu Mar 09 1989 17:321
    
396.8227cursed, `F...' a lot --> blessed CamelotLESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Thu Mar 09 1989 19:571
    
396.8228blessed Camelot -> used car lotCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNThu Mar 09 1989 21:191
    
396.8229-<used car lot->multistorey>-KERNEL::NDAYThu Mar 09 1989 21:392
    
    
396.8230CNTROL::HENRIKSONIfHellFreezsOver,WhereCanIReachYouThu Mar 09 1989 22:471
                       -< multistorey --> anthology >-
396.8231anthology -> The CollectionLEZAH::BOBBITTBe *Excellent* To Each OtherThu Mar 09 1989 22:581
    
396.8232The Collection -> ChurchSAGE::GREERThu Mar 09 1989 23:091
    
396.8233Church ---> MouseWMOIS::B_REINKEIf you are a dreamer, come in..Fri Mar 10 1989 00:331
    
396.8234Mouse -> ChocolateLEZAH::BOBBITTbe *excellent* to each otherFri Mar 10 1989 00:501
    
396.8235Chocolate --> passionWMOIS::B_REINKEIf you are a dreamer, come in..Fri Mar 10 1989 04:031
    
396.8236passion --> laneAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoFri Mar 10 1989 07:413
     You know, they have them on highways.
     
     Dan
396.8237lane--> loversWMOIS::B_REINKEIf you are a dreamer, come in..Fri Mar 10 1989 08:361
    
396.8238lovers -> dreamersIJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeFri Mar 10 1989 12:096
RE "chocolate"

        chocolate -> wrestling
;-)
Arie
396.8239-<dreamers->nightmares>-KERNEL::NDAYFri Mar 10 1989 18:312
    
    
396.8240nightmares --> Elm StreetLESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Fri Mar 10 1989 18:389
    
    ... Yoo hoo!  Freddy ...
    
    re "lovers":
    
                      -<lovers --> Tarot>-
    
    ... one of the major arcana in the nTarot deck is a card called
    "The Lovers."  Fairly sensual, in some decks.
396.8241Elm Street -> 1313 Mockingbird LaneMISFIT::GEMMELand now here's Mac and Tosh...Fri Mar 10 1989 20:051
    The munsters address
396.82421313 Mockingbird Lane --> 13 Mockingbird Ln, MaynardPOOL::TRUMPLERMona, you're a brickFri Mar 10 1989 20:483
    
    The address of some friends of mine (who bear little resemblance to
    the Munsters).
396.824313 Mockingbird lane, Maynard --> Really, Dobie?LESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Fri Mar 10 1989 22:382
    
    ... for ancient TV nostalgiaphiles.
396.8244Really, Dobie? -> Do' be cruelCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNFri Mar 10 1989 23:492
    Elvis lives!
    (anagrammically at least)
396.8245Do' be cruel ---> to a heart that's trueWMOIS::B_REINKEIf you are a dreamer, come in..Sat Mar 11 1989 03:241
    
396.8246to a heart that's true -> kudos!LEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoSun Mar 12 1989 10:161
    
396.8247TOOK::C_PEREZThe InFAMous EightMon Mar 13 1989 04:432
                      -< kudos! --> No snack food here! >-

396.8248No snack food here! -> BOX lunch ;^)TRCO01::FINNEYKeep cool, but do not freeze ...Mon Mar 13 1989 04:551
    
396.8249BOX lunch ;-) --> starting overAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoMon Mar 13 1989 05:220
396.8250starting over ---> parachute jumpLAMHRA::WHORLOW1:25000 - a magic numberMon Mar 13 1989 06:169
    
    
    BOX lunch -- >square meal
    
    or BOX lunch -- > OXO Cube
    
    or BOX-lunch --- > karate and chips
    
    however...
396.8251parachute jump --> sky diveTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerMon Mar 13 1989 09:130
396.8252sky dive -> SparklesTRCO01::FINNEYKeep cool, but do not freeze ...Mon Mar 13 1989 09:181
    Sparkles is a bar on the top of the CN Tower in Toronto
396.8253Sparkles -> space barOSL07::HENRIKWDon't worry, be RushdieMon Mar 13 1989 16:501
    
396.8254space bar -> interstellar pubIJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeMon Mar 13 1989 17:281
396.8255LEROUF::BALLADELLIMicky BalladelliMon Mar 13 1989 17:321
       interstellar pub --> the restaurant at the end of the universe
396.8256restaurant @ end of the universe -> after-life mintsLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoMon Mar 13 1989 18:351
    
396.8257after-life mints -> because you can't take money with youKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowMon Mar 13 1989 18:520
396.8258'cause u can't take $ with u -> nudist bar payment scheduleIJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeMon Mar 13 1989 19:060
396.8259KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowMon Mar 13 1989 19:382
nudist bar payment schedule => natural fees
    
396.8260natural fees ---> organic paymentsWMOIS::B_REINKEIf you are a dreamer, come in..Mon Mar 13 1989 20:061
    
396.8261organic payments --> church restoration fundIOSG::LAWMThat's just the way it is!Mon Mar 13 1989 20:140
396.8262church restoration fund -> monastery monetary fundCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNMon Mar 13 1989 21:091
    
396.8263monastery monetary fund --> Brass MONKeysHOTAIR::SIMONHugs Welcome Anytime!Mon Mar 13 1989 21:331
396.8264Brass Monkeys -> pink elephantsLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoTue Mar 14 1989 00:021
    
396.8265pink elephants --> psychedelic pachydermsTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerTue Mar 14 1989 00:080
396.8266psychedelic pachyderms --> tatooed afghanisTRCO01::FINNEYKeep cool, but do not freeze ...Tue Mar 14 1989 00:271
    
396.8267tatooed afghanis --> crewel afghansRICKS::SATOWTue Mar 14 1989 00:361
396.8268crewel afghans ----> crewel lyeWMOIS::B_REINKEIf you are a dreamer, come in..Tue Mar 14 1989 01:111
    
396.8269crewel lye --> coal tar soapLAMHRA::WHORLOW1:25000 - a magic numberTue Mar 14 1989 01:431
    
396.8270coal tar soap --> clean coal tarLESNET::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Tue Mar 14 1989 01:532
    
    ... If you clean saddles with saddle soap ...
396.8271clean coal tar => scrubbed seaman shipping coalKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowTue Mar 14 1989 02:270
396.8272scrubbed seaman shipping coal -> navy navvyTRCO01::FINNEYKeep cool, but do not freeze ...Tue Mar 14 1989 05:031
    
396.8273navy navvy --> airy fairyAYOV27::ISMITHThe fastest way is by Trism!Tue Mar 14 1989 12:291
    
396.8274-<airy fairy-->peter pan>-KERNEL::NDAYTue Mar 14 1989 15:221
    
396.8275peter pan ---> tinker bellWMOIS::B_REINKEIf you are a dreamer, come in..Tue Mar 14 1989 16:461
    
396.8276tinker's cussMARVIN::KNOWLESthe teddy-bears have their nit-pickTue Mar 14 1989 17:041
    
396.8277tinker's cuss --> so do longshoreme'nLESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Tue Mar 14 1989 17:419
    
    small nit:  "tinker's cuss" is probably a locution for "tinker's
    damn."  "Tinker's damn" is a misunderstanding of "tinker's dam."
    A tinker was a metalworker; the "dam" was a barrier to flowing metal.
    Nothing cussed about it; it was just considered worth very little.
    
    re "peter pan":
    
                         -<peter pan --> bedpan>-
396.8278so do longshoremen => how about short inland women ?KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowTue Mar 14 1989 18:590
396.8279How about short inland women -> Inland AmazoniansSAGE::GREERTue Mar 14 1989 20:011
    
396.8280Amazonians -> ArizoniansCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNTue Mar 14 1989 21:171
    
396.8281Arizonians -> ManiacsMELEE::BIELSKIStan B.Tue Mar 14 1989 21:553

    
    from Maine, of course, in preference to Mainers, Mainites, etc.
396.8282Maniacs --> LOCOmotionHOTAIR::SIMONHugs Welcome Anytime!Tue Mar 14 1989 22:021
    
396.8283LOCOmotion -> poco a pocoLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoTue Mar 14 1989 22:401
    
396.8284poco a poco -> mio crescendoTRCO01::FINNEYKeep cool, but do not freeze ...Wed Mar 15 1989 00:241
    
396.8285mio crescendo => ate too many chilean grapesKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowWed Mar 15 1989 02:510
396.8286ate too many chilean grapes -> arsenic & old laceWMOIS::B_REINKEIf you are a dreamer, come in..Wed Mar 15 1989 06:571
    
396.8287arsenic & old lace -> our scenic old placeTRCO01::FINNEYKeep cool, but do not freeze ...Wed Mar 15 1989 09:041
    
396.8288our scenic old place => GothicMARVIN::KNOWLESthe teddy-bears have their nit-pickWed Mar 15 1989 16:537
    Re: tinker's cuss
    
    That was a good nit to pick, Steve, but the nit wasn't mine. I was
    under the impression that the bit of metal the tinker used was called 
    a `cuss' (again, nothing cussed about it).
    
    b
396.8289Gothic -> NovelLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoWed Mar 15 1989 18:311
    
396.8290Novel --> New fictionRICKS::SATOWWed Mar 15 1989 18:411
396.8291New fiction --> No frictionIOSG::LAWMThat's just the way it is!Wed Mar 15 1989 22:060
396.8292no friction => slip sliding awayKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowWed Mar 15 1989 22:320
396.8293Slip Sliding away -> gone fishingCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNThu Mar 16 1989 00:021
    
396.8294gone fishing --> gone fission!WMOIS::B_REINKEIf you are a dreamer, come in..Thu Mar 16 1989 00:391
    
396.8295gone fission! -> no nukesTRCO01::FINNEYKeep cool, but do not freeze ...Thu Mar 16 1989 02:231
    
396.8296no nukes --> No DukesAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoThu Mar 16 1989 03:460
396.8297No Dukes ==> a Quail in the Bush....THEGIZ::PITARDDid YOU clear that thru ME?Thu Mar 16 1989 18:041
       
396.8298a Quayle in the Bush -> is worth a Tower in the Detox clinicCAM::MAZURThank you, thank you, Sam I amThu Mar 16 1989 18:141
    
396.8299is worth a Tower ... => and the towers fall around usKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowThu Mar 16 1989 18:270
396.8300and the towers fall around us -> Fawlty TowersCAM::MAZURThank you, thank you, Sam I amThu Mar 16 1989 18:331
    
396.8301Fawlty Towers --> Towers of HanoiRUTLND::SATOWThu Mar 16 1989 19:310
396.8302Towers of Hanoi -> Fredericks of HollywoodLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoThu Mar 16 1989 19:572
    utterly unrelated - but the first thing that came to mind
    
396.8303Fredricks of Hollywood ==> Frankie goes to HollywoodTHEGIZ::PITARDDid YOU clear that thru ME?Thu Mar 16 1989 22:591
       
396.8304frankie goes to hollywood -> Frank & Stein, attnys at lawMISFIT::GEMMELand now here's Mac and Tosh...Thu Mar 16 1989 23:431
    
396.8305(Frank & Stein) attorneys --> Dewey, Cheatem, & HowePOOL::TRUMPLERMona, you're a brickFri Mar 17 1989 01:281
    
396.8306..D, C & H--> Batten, Burton, Dunsten & OsborneWMOIS::B_REINKEIf you are a dreamer, come in..Fri Mar 17 1989 06:236
    
    
    I think I have that right, it was the name of a Boston Lawyers
    firm that my dad said sounded like a trunk falling downstairs.
    
    Bonnie
396.8307Batten,Burton,Dunsten & Osborne -> Baby DoTRCO01::FINNEYKeep cool, but do not freeze ...Fri Mar 17 1989 06:271
    
396.8308Baby Do => Baby doncha leave meMARVIN::KNOWLESthe teddy-bears have their nit-pickFri Mar 17 1989 17:221
    
396.8309Baby doncha leave me -> Don't leave me this wayLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoFri Mar 17 1989 19:021
    
396.8310don't leave...-> Which way did he go?MISFIT::GEMMELand now here's Mac and Tosh...Fri Mar 17 1989 21:441
    
396.8311Which way did he go? -> Wrongway CorriganTRCO01::FINNEYKeep cool, but do not freeze ...Fri Mar 17 1989 22:041
    
396.8312Wrongway Corrigan -> Captain Wrongway PeachfuzzLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoFri Mar 17 1989 22:201
    
396.8313Captain Wrongway Peachfuzz --> Captain PugwashIOSG::LAWMThat's just the way it is!Sat Mar 18 1989 16:590
396.8314Captain Pugwash---> backwasundertowWMOIS::B_REINKEIf you are a dreamer, come in..Sun Mar 19 1989 04:121
    
396.8315backwasundertow -> foreisoverpushIJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeSun Mar 19 1989 13:481
396.8316see below ...NEARLY::GOODENOUGHSun Mar 19 1989 20:472
    foreisoverpush --> bespectacled person sitting on drunken cat
    
396.8317bespectacled person sitting on drunken cat => giddyapTHEGIZ::PITARDWILD in the streets!Mon Mar 20 1989 18:211
       
396.8318giddyap -> Silly BarksCAM::MAZURThank you, thank you, Sam I amMon Mar 20 1989 19:091
    
396.8319silly barks -> Mad Dogs and EnglishmenGAO::DKEATINGEven Richard Nixon has got SoulMon Mar 20 1989 19:511
    
396.8320midday sunKERNEL::NDAYMon Mar 20 1989 21:101
    
396.8321-<mad dogs & englishmen>-midday sunKERNEL::NDAYMon Mar 20 1989 21:113
    sorry.should read as above.
    
    
396.8322midday sun -> $ set noonCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNMon Mar 20 1989 21:501
    
396.8323$ set noon ==> SYS-F-MISTOOK, System has just become toastTHEGIZ::PITARDWILD in the streets!Mon Mar 20 1989 22:221
       
396.8324TRCO01::FINNEYKeep cool, but do not freeze ...Tue Mar 21 1989 00:091
   -< SYS-F-MISTOOK, System ... toast -> Open the pod bay doors, HAL ...>-
396.8325Open the pod bay doors... -> I'm sorry, I can't do that, DaveLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoTue Mar 21 1989 01:071
    
396.8326I'm sorry I can't do that, Dave -> device unknownIJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeTue Mar 21 1989 15:0310
Hey, I'm disappointed. I expected to get a lot of

$ SET JOYOFLEX/AUTOWAF

associations....

:-)
Arie    

396.8327device unknown -> return to sys.managerEGAV01::DKEATINGEven Richard Nixon has got SoulTue Mar 21 1989 17:431
    
396.8328device unknown --> secret sinLESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Tue Mar 21 1989 17:437
    
    Well, let's like the two unassociated ones:
    
    Towers of Hanoi ---> Towers of Texas ---> fooling around ---+
                                                                |
                                                                |
                   Fredrick's of Hollywood <-- teasing <--------+
396.8329secret sin --> Tele-evangelistSAGE::GREERTue Mar 21 1989 18:244
    
    
    
    Not always THAT secret!
396.8330Tele-evangelist -> St. SiliconLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoTue Mar 21 1989 18:511
    
396.8331return to system manager + St. Slicon --> computer godsWMOIS::B_REINKEIf you are a dreamer, come in..Tue Mar 21 1989 18:541
    
396.8332LESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Tue Mar 21 1989 19:301
                -<Computer gods --> Saint Vidicon --> icons>-
396.8333icons --> the great glass eyeTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerTue Mar 21 1989 20:000
396.8334the great glass eye -> The Great OZ has spokenCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNTue Mar 21 1989 21:271
    
396.8335the Great OZ has spoken -> ...here endeth the lessonLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoTue Mar 21 1989 23:591
    
396.8336...here endeth the lesson --> When did it begin?POBOX::VANTILBURGCome on Spring... Gone Fishing :^)Wed Mar 22 1989 00:221
    
396.8337When did it begin --> 14-AUG-1987INGRID::SATOWWed Mar 22 1989 00:272
See .0    

396.833814-AUG-1987 --> You Are ThereLESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Wed Mar 22 1989 00:357
    
    Trivia buffs:
    
    
    There once was a TV show, _You Are There_ that reenacted historic
    moments, but as if the principals were being interviewed on TV (e.g.
    Washington crossing the Delaware).
396.8339You are there --> A day like all daysRICKS::SATOWWed Mar 22 1989 00:4911
re: .8338

Walter Cronkite, wasn't it?  I remember his voice saying

	August 14, 1987, a day that will live forever in history.
	A day like all days, and [dramatic pause]

	YOU ARE THERE

Clay

396.8340A day like all day --> A Man for all SeasonsAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoWed Mar 22 1989 02:540
396.8341AMAN FOR ALL SEASONS --> GOURMET CHEFLAMHRA::WHORLOW1:25000 - a magic numberWed Mar 22 1989 07:491
    
396.8342GOURMET CHEF --> capital cookLAMHRA::WHORLOW1:25000 - a magic numberWed Mar 22 1989 07:528
    G'day
    
    Sorry for the ShOUTING.... been coding in BLISS32 and the lock key
    was still down!
    derek
    ps been busy!! missed 120 waf entries!
    
    
396.8343capital cook -=> creative accountantIOSG::ROBERTSAbsolutely! .... and why not?Wed Mar 22 1989 14:431
    
396.8344creative accountant --> bookery cookAYOV27::ISMITHThe fastest way is by Trism!Wed Mar 22 1989 16:431
    
396.8345LESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Wed Mar 22 1989 17:272
    Bookery cook --> rookery clock ---> hickory, dickory, dock --> mice
    
396.8346mice ==> meeseTHEGIZ::PITARDWILD in the streets!Wed Mar 22 1989 17:301
       
396.8347meese -> I hate meeses to piecesCAM::MAZURThank you, thank you, Sam I amWed Mar 22 1989 18:141
    
396.8348....meeses to pieces-->reeses piecesWHEEL::SWINIARSKINANcy--*NANSKI*--SwiniarSKIWed Mar 22 1989 18:311
    
396.8349reeses pieces -> Extra-Terrestrial MarketingLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoWed Mar 22 1989 19:121
    
396.8350E-T Mktng --> Come 'n' say G'day (see below)NEARLY::GOODENOUGHWed Mar 22 1989 19:4911
    	The Great OZ has spoken --------.
    					|
    	LAMHRA::WHORLOW ------------------->  Come 'n' say G'day
    					|
    	Extra-Terrestrial Marketing ----'
    
    
    Now, I just *had* to get that one in!
    (Do you get the barbie ads in the States too?)
    
    Jeff.
396.8351Come 'n' say G'day (see below) -> Paul HoganAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoWed Mar 22 1989 21:203
	Yes, we get the barbie ads here in the U.S.A., too.

	Dan
396.8352Paul Hogan -> Hulk HoganTRCO01::FINNEYKeep cool, but do not freeze ...Wed Mar 22 1989 21:390
396.8353Hulk Hogan ==> has-beenTHEGIZ::PITARDWILD in the streets!Wed Mar 22 1989 21:481
       
396.8354has-been -> husbandCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNThu Mar 23 1989 00:511
    A has-been bachelor?
396.8355husband --> wife (you expect wit every time?)NEARLY::GOODENOUGHThu Mar 23 1989 01:196
    Re: .8351
    
    Yes, I thought you must get the Paul Hogan ads in the US, too.  They
    look as though they're aimed at rich tourists ...  :-) :-)
    
    Jeff.
396.8356husband --> polyandryTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerThu Mar 23 1989 01:220
396.8357husband --> wife --> polyandry --> FUN! :-)WMOIS::B_REINKEIf you are a dreamer, come in..Thu Mar 23 1989 01:251
    
396.8358FUN :-) --> FUN ;-)LAMHRA::WHORLOW1:25000 - a magic numberThu Mar 23 1989 03:039
    
    
    Fame at last!....... a mention by Jeff.... WOW!
    
    
    re rich tourists.... we have enough poor ones ;-) 
    
    derek
    
396.8359FUN --> In the sunULTRA::WITTENBERGSecure Systems for Insecure PeopleThu Mar 23 1989 03:190
396.8360In the sun --> spotsAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoThu Mar 23 1989 03:380
396.8361spots --> sunWMOIS::B_REINKEIf you are a dreamer, come in..Thu Mar 23 1989 06:478
    
    
    
    
    gee, Derek, if I'd known that mentioning your name would
    make you happy, I'd havbeen glad to do so earlier. :-)
    
    Bonnie
396.8362sun --> golfLESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Thu Mar 23 1989 16:589
    
    Re "Paul Hogan":
    
                         -<Paul Hogan ---> Ben Hogan>-
    
    The film biography of Ben Hogan was titled _Follow the Sun_.
    
    As far as I know, this is the only film biography about a professional
    golfer.
396.8363golf ==> tee offTHEGIZ::PITARDWILD in the streets!Thu Mar 23 1989 17:241
       
396.8364tee off => putting aroundMISFIT::GEMMELand now here's Mac and Tosh...Thu Mar 23 1989 18:211
    
396.8365putting around-->Saturday choresWHEEL::SWINIARSKINANcy--*NANSKI*--SwiniarSKIThu Mar 23 1989 19:091
    
396.8366Saturday chores -> Sunday snoresLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoThu Mar 23 1989 20:201
    
396.8367Saturday chores ==> Never ending :^(POBOX::VANTILBURGCome on Spring... Gone Fishing :^)Thu Mar 23 1989 20:211
    
396.8368RUTLND::SATOWThu Mar 23 1989 20:255
Sunday snores---+
		|
		+---->Sleep 'til noon
		|
Never ending----+
396.8369Sleep 'til noon --> except on weekendsAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoThu Mar 23 1989 21:150
396.8370except on weekends --> Never on SundayRUTLND::SATOWThu Mar 23 1989 21:481
396.8371Never on Sunday ==> Tell me why I don't like MondaysTHEGIZ::PITARDWILD in the streets!Thu Mar 23 1989 21:521
       
396.8372Tell me why I don't like Mondays -> Boomtown RatsCAM::MAZURThank you, thank you, Sam I amThu Mar 23 1989 22:221
    
396.8373Boomtown Rats -> Is 5 miles longDDIF::CANTORThis is not all rock and roll, dude.Sat Mar 25 1989 18:590
396.8374CNTROL::HENRIKSONIfHellFreezsOver,WhereCanIReachYouSat Mar 25 1989 21:501
                 -< Is 5 miles long --> Camptown Racetrack >-
396.8375Camptown Racetrack -> Triple CrownLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoSat Mar 25 1989 22:491
    
396.8376Triple Crown --> sodaWMOIS::B_REINKEIf you are a dreamer, come in..Sun Mar 26 1989 06:331
    
396.8377soda --> YodaAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoSun Mar 26 1989 09:000
396.8378yoda --> duct tapeWMOIS::B_REINKEIf you are a dreamer, come in..Mon Mar 27 1989 05:428
    
    
    yoda-->force--->darke side and light side --> holds the universe
    together   ---> duct (furnace) tape
    
    
    
    old joke
396.8379duct tape --> plaster of ParisTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerMon Mar 27 1989 08:180
396.8380plaster of Paris --> drunkAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoMon Mar 27 1989 08:363
     As in, "plastered of Paris".
     
     Dan
396.8381drunk - pie-eyedLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoMon Mar 27 1989 20:171
    
396.8382pie-eyed --> wall-eyedCAM::MILLERNan I am, I am NanMon Mar 27 1989 22:321
    
396.8383Wall-eyed --> PikeRICKS::SATOWMon Mar 27 1989 22:413
"Walleye Pike" is a North American gamefish

Clay
396.8384Pike -> 's PeakCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNMon Mar 27 1989 23:011
    
396.8385's Peak --> 's PokeAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoMon Mar 27 1989 23:050
396.8386's Poke -> 's top itMELEE::BIELSKIStan B.Mon Mar 27 1989 23:211
    
396.8387's top it ----> I'm ticklish!WMOIS::B_REINKEIf you are a dreamer, come in..Mon Mar 27 1989 23:563
    
    
    for 's Peak -----> WOOF!
396.8388I'm ticklish! -> gigglesLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoTue Mar 28 1989 00:211
    
396.8389giggles ==> and grinsTHEGIZ::PITARDWILD in the streets!Tue Mar 28 1989 00:382
       
       
396.8390and grins -> grand sinCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNTue Mar 28 1989 03:254
    or  sand grin
    or  sand ring
    or  nand rigs
    or  ...
396.8391grand sin --> grandsonRICKS::SATOWTue Mar 28 1989 03:281
396.8392grandson --> granddaughterAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoTue Mar 28 1989 04:220
396.8393granddaughter --> looks a lot like her mumLAMHRA::WHORLOW1:25000 - a magic numberTue Mar 28 1989 04:464
    
    re lots back...
    
    would polyandry give rise to polyceresis (sp)? 
396.8394looks a lot like her Mum -> DaisyLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoTue Mar 28 1989 05:091
    
396.8395Daisy --> dandelionAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoTue Mar 28 1989 06:140
396.8396dandelion --> lion's toothWMOIS::B_REINKEIf you are a dreamer, come in..Tue Mar 28 1989 07:021
    
396.8397lion's tooth --> lying's truthDDIF::CANTORThis is not all rock and roll, dude.Tue Mar 28 1989 07:276


dandelion

Dan de Lion and his first cousin Tearalong, the dotted lion.
396.8398lying's truth --> paradoxTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerTue Mar 28 1989 10:136
396.8399paradox -> timeIJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeTue Mar 28 1989 17:360
396.8400time -> moneyLEGLAV::HENRIKWDon't worry, be RushdieTue Mar 28 1989 17:371
    
396.8401money --> it's a hitAYOV27::ISMITHThe fastest way is by Trism!Tue Mar 28 1989 19:271
    I'm alright Jack, get your hands off my stack, etc etc.
396.8402it's a hit --> Salman RushdieIOSG::LAWMThat's just the way it is!Tue Mar 28 1989 20:086
    
    in two ways!
    
    Mat.
    *:o)
    
396.8403Salman Rushdie -> spawning grounds LEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoTue Mar 28 1989 20:411
    
396.8404spawning grounds --> jumping beansAYOV27::ISMITHThe fastest way is by Trism!Tue Mar 28 1989 20:591
    
396.8405jumping beans ==> MexicanTHEGIZ::PITARDWILD in the streets!Tue Mar 28 1989 21:351
       
396.8406Mexican => Mex, 'e can't you know!KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowTue Mar 28 1989 23:120
396.8407TRCO01::FINNEYKeep cool, but do not freeze ...Wed Mar 29 1989 06:251
     Mex, 'e can't you know! -> Immanuel Kant, too
396.8408Immanuel Kant, too --> Genghis Khan...TERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerWed Mar 29 1989 10:460
396.8409Genghis Khan -> Genghis KhouldIJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeWed Mar 29 1989 13:345

... comparable to: "Yesterday I went to my shrunk"...

Arie
396.8410LEGLAV::HENRIKWDon't worry, be RushdieWed Mar 29 1989 15:291
    
396.8411coup d'etat -> l'etat, c'est moiGNUVAX::BOBBITTinvictus maneoWed Mar 29 1989 21:031
    
396.8412coup d'etat --> l'etat, c'est moi --> c'est la guerreTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerWed Mar 29 1989 21:110
396.8413RICKS::SATOWWed Mar 29 1989 22:392
l'etat, c'est moi --> c'est la guerre --> O c'est can you si?

396.8414KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowWed Mar 29 1989 23:323
    O c'est can you si? -> If Ayatollah you once, Ayatollah you a thousand
                               times, don' sing in the kitchen!
    
396.8415... don' sing in the kitchen ==> We'll Sing in the SunshineDDIF::CANTORThis is not all rock and roll, dude.Wed Mar 29 1989 23:480
396.8416We'll sing in the sunshine -> here comes the sunLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoWed Mar 29 1989 23:551
    
396.8417here comes the sun ==> it's all right....THEGIZ::PITARDWILD in the streets!Thu Mar 30 1989 00:271
       
396.8418it's all right => anything you say will be okKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowThu Mar 30 1989 01:141
396.8419anything you say will be OK --> transactional analysisTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerThu Mar 30 1989 03:460
396.8420transactional analysis --> t & aAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoThu Mar 30 1989 05:050
396.8421t & a --> p's and q'sWMOIS::B_REINKEIf you are a dreamer, come in..Thu Mar 30 1989 07:011
    
396.8422p's and q's -> peas & carrotsTRCO01::FINNEYKeep cool, but do not freeze ...Thu Mar 30 1989 08:401
    
396.8423peas & carrots ==> parrots and keysDDIF::CANTORThis is not all rock and roll, dude.Thu Mar 30 1989 10:460
396.8424parrots and keys -> birds & beesLEGLAV::HENRIKWDon't worry, be RushdieThu Mar 30 1989 17:291
    
396.8425birds & bees -> and drugsIJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeThu Mar 30 1989 19:105

... left out the obvious....

Arie
396.8426birds & bees -> and drugs -> wild lifeLEGLAV::HENRIKWDon't worry, be RushdieThu Mar 30 1989 20:311
    
396.8427wild life -> Marlin PerkinsLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoThu Mar 30 1989 21:121
    
396.8428Marlin Perkins --> Wild KingdomPOBOX::VANTILBURGCome on Spring... Gone Fishing :^)Thu Mar 30 1989 21:401
    
396.8429Wild Kingdom --> Wonderland --> JabberwockyTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerThu Mar 30 1989 21:580
396.8430Wild Kingdom ==> Mutual of OhomahaTHEGIZ::PITARDWILD in the streets!Thu Mar 30 1989 21:581
       
396.8431Mutual of Ohomaha -> Ahanother insurance salespersonMELEE::BIELSKIStan B.Thu Mar 30 1989 22:351
    
396.8432insurance salesperson + jabberwocky -> Sales-eseLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoFri Mar 31 1989 03:481
    
396.8433Sales-ese ==> Sales-sleazeDDIF::CANTORThis is not all rock and roll, dude.Fri Mar 31 1989 04:010
396.8434Sales-sleaze --> used car salesmanAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoFri Mar 31 1989 05:410
396.8435used car salesman --> would you buy a car from this...WMOIS::B_REINKEIf you are a dreamer, come in..Fri Mar 31 1989 10:214
    
    
    in re 8437... Jody I'm dissapointed..I was expecting something 
    better from you :-) ;-D  :-)
396.8436would you buy a car from this... --> Arthur DaleyIOSG::LAWMThat's just the way it is!Fri Mar 31 1989 20:330
396.8437Arthur Daley -> Alex HaleyLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoFri Mar 31 1989 21:361
    
396.8438Alex Haley --> "Roots" Writer --> Roto-rooterRICKS::SATOWFri Mar 31 1989 22:111
396.8439Roto-rooter --> Weedless gardenPOBOX::VANTILBURGCome on Spring... Gone Fishing :^)Fri Mar 31 1989 22:251
    
396.8440weedless garden --> contradiction in termsIOSG::LAWMThat's just the way it is!Fri Mar 31 1989 22:280
396.8441contradiction in terms -> contra diction in White HouseCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNFri Mar 31 1989 22:321
    
396.8442(contra diction in) White House --> Fawn HallAYOV27::ISMITHThe fastest way is by Trism!Fri Mar 31 1989 22:391
    
396.8443Fawn Hall ---> shredder ---> cole slawWMOIS::B_REINKEIf you are a dreamer, come in..Sat Apr 01 1989 00:461
    
396.8444Cole Slaw --> Cole PorterRICKS::SATOWSat Apr 01 1989 00:520
396.8445Cole Porter -> Anything GoesLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoSat Apr 01 1989 00:581
    
396.8446Anything Goes --> Free-for-allPOBOX::VANTILBURGCome on Spring... Gone Fishing :^)Sat Apr 01 1989 02:141
    
396.8447Free-for-all --> all-for-oneEVETPU::CANTORThis is not all rock and roll, dude.Sun Apr 02 1989 00:030
396.8448all-for-one --> let me be the oneAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoSun Apr 02 1989 01:220
396.8449let me be the one --> steak sauce (A1)TERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerSun Apr 02 1989 11:050
396.8450steak sauce (A1) --> a one, anna two, ...AITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoSun Apr 02 1989 21:230
396.8451CNTROL::HENRIKSONIfHellFreezsOver,WhereCanIReachYouMon Apr 03 1989 01:259
               -< a one, anna two, ... --> Lawrence Welk >-

What did Lawrence Welk have his dog do on it's evening constitutional walk?

A one, anna two. :^)

(I know it's a terrible joke, but, you tell them as they come up.) :^)

Pete
396.8452Lawrence Welk -> Bobby and SissyLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoMon Apr 03 1989 04:321
    
396.8453Bobby and Sissy -> I wanna be Bobby's girl!WMOIS::B_REINKEIf you are a dreamer, come in..Mon Apr 03 1989 06:171
    
396.8454I wanna be Bobby's girl --> mrs PlodLAMHRA::WHORLOW1:25000 - a magic numberMon Apr 03 1989 09:261
    
396.8455mrs Plod --> Ms Noddy (?)IOSG::LAWMThat's just the way it is!Mon Apr 03 1989 20:256
    
    perhaps a new, feminist, socially aware Enid Blyton?
    
    Mat.
    *:o)
    
396.8456Ms Noddy => Anyone seen Big Ears ?KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowMon Apr 03 1989 20:531
    but then there's still the overt discrimaination ...
396.8457Anyone seen Big Ears -> dumboLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoMon Apr 03 1989 23:161
    
396.8458Dumbo --> Elephant Fly --> Big ZipperRICKS::SATOWMon Apr 03 1989 23:194

    

396.8459Big Zipper --> Bigger PantsPOBOX::VANTILBURGCome on Spring... Gone Fishing :^)Tue Apr 04 1989 01:301
    
396.8460Bigger Pants --> Greater EroticismLESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Tue Apr 04 1989 02:151
    
396.8461Greater Eroticism --> ~ and the surrounding suburbsDDIF::CANTORThis is not all rock and roll, dude.Tue Apr 04 1989 03:150
396.8462and the surrounding suburbs -> bedroom communitiesLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoTue Apr 04 1989 19:331
    
396.8463bedroom communities -> sleepy villagesGRNDAD::STONERoyTue Apr 04 1989 20:431
    
396.8464sleepy villages => ghost townsKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowTue Apr 04 1989 21:261
396.8465Ghost towns --> Paris in AugustNEARLY::GOODENOUGHTue Apr 04 1989 21:441
    
396.8466Paris in August --> Trenton in FebruaryAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoWed Apr 05 1989 03:340
396.8467Trenton in February --> Washington's winter campWMOIS::B_REINKEIf you are a dreamer, come in..Wed Apr 05 1989 08:311
    
396.8468Washington's winter camp -- > Camp DavidLAMHRA::WHORLOW1:25000 - a magic numberWed Apr 05 1989 09:318
    
        Re a few back
    
    Why do elephants have big ears?
    
    because noddy cannot afford the ransom
     
    derek
396.8469Camp David -> Begin the BeguineLEGLAV::HENRIKWDon't worry, be RushdieWed Apr 05 1989 12:571
    
396.8470Begin the Beguine --> When?LESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Wed Apr 05 1989 18:189
    Re "ghost towns":
    
                        -< ghost town --> necropolis>-
    
    Isn't that a bit haunting? ;-)
    
    or
    
                       -<ghost town --> Isle of the Dead>-
396.8471When? => Any time you're ready!KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowWed Apr 05 1989 18:550
396.8472Any ... ready! -> As long as we've been introducedNEARLY::GOODENOUGHWed Apr 05 1989 19:086
    Re: Noddy and Big Ears - Derek (for was it he?), I don't think they
    read Enid Blyton in the US.  Come to think about it, they don't read
    her here now, either, since some well-meaning teacher discovered that
    Noddy was a racist, and the Famous Five were homophobic (or something).
    Even poor old Bill and Ben got the chop for poor diction, and as for
    whatever Andy Pandy, Teddy and Looby Loo got up to in the garden ...
396.8473As long..introduced ---> what did you say your name was?WMOIS::B_REINKEIf you are a dreamer, come in..Wed Apr 05 1989 20:541
    
396.8474What...was? --> Could you repeat the question?POBOX::VANTILBURGCome on Spring... Gone Fishing :^)Wed Apr 05 1989 21:061
    
396.8475Could you repeat the question --> What?IOSG::LAWMThat's just the way it is!Wed Apr 05 1989 21:378
    
    or Could you repeat the question? --> Could you repeat the question?
    
    	...
    
    Mat.
    *:o)
    
396.8476What? => Dept. of Recursion of Recursion of Recursion of R.....KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowWed Apr 05 1989 21:480
396.8477Dept. of Recursion of Recursion of ... --> boundlessAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoWed Apr 05 1989 22:230
396.8478boundless --> TiggerIOSG::LAWMThat's just the way it is!Wed Apr 05 1989 22:325
    An instruction from Kanga to Tigger
    
    Mat.
    *:o)
    
396.8479Tigger -> Paul WynchellLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoWed Apr 05 1989 23:271
    
396.8480Paul Wynchell->T-I-double Gah-eRCAM::MAZURThank you, thank you, Sam I amWed Apr 05 1989 23:4710
    The most wonderful thing about Tiggers
    Is a Tigger's a wonderful thing.
    Their tops are made out of rubber.
    Their bottoms are made out of spring.
    They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy,
    fun,fun,fun,fun,fun!
    But the most wonderful thing about Tiggers is...
    ...that I'm the only one.
    I'm the only one.
    ( RRRRoar )
396.8481KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowThu Apr 06 1989 01:492
    -<T-I-double Gah-er => Oh Christopher RawwwwwwWWWWBin ?>-
    
396.8482Oh Christopher Rawwwwbin ==> Hennnnry? Henry Aldrich!DDIF::CANTORThis is not all rock and roll, dude.Thu Apr 06 1989 03:5016
Re Christopher Robin

Willard Espy's parody:


Sigh, sigh
Nobody cares
Christopher Robin
Has fallen down
                s
                 t
                  a
                   i
                    r
                     s
                      .
396.8483Hennnnnry? Henry Aldrich! --> C-c-coming, Mother.LESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Thu Apr 06 1989 17:374
    
    ... the traditional reply, with the voice breaking.
    
    nice to see a nostalgiaphile here.
396.8484C-c-coming mother => Wadya want ma ?KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowThu Apr 06 1989 19:170
396.8485Wadya want ma? --> You! here! now!WMOIS::B_REINKEIf you are a dreamer, come in..Thu Apr 06 1989 21:285
    
    
    my frequent answer to that question when posed by my children. :-)
    
    Bonnie
396.8486You! here! now! -> Come here Mr WatsonCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNThu Apr 06 1989 21:331
    
396.8487come here Mr. Watson...->Mary Had a Little LambLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoFri Apr 07 1989 00:052
    first words on phone -> first words on phonograph
    
396.8488Mary had a Little Lamb => Give her an eviction notice - NO PETS!KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowFri Apr 07 1989 00:550
396.8489NO PETS --> no pestsAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoFri Apr 07 1989 03:550
396.8490no pests ---> bug free zoneLAMHRA::WHORLOW1:25000 - a magic numberFri Apr 07 1989 10:091
    
396.8491bug free zone --> twilight zoneIOSG::LAWMThat's just the way it is!Fri Apr 07 1989 16:596
    
    or: bug free zone --> cloud cuckoo land
    
    Mat.
    *:o)
    
396.8492twilight zone --> the outer limitsLESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Fri Apr 07 1989 18:272
    
    ... as long as we're into old TV shows...
396.8493The Outer Limits --> Inner SanctumRICKS::SATOWFri Apr 07 1989 18:511
an OLDER TV show
396.8494Inner Sanctum => The Silent ServiceKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowFri Apr 07 1989 20:330
396.8495The Silent Service --> !(Jimmy_Connors)NEARLY::GOODENOUGHFri Apr 07 1989 20:531
    
396.8496!(Jimmy_Connors) === !(John_McEnroe)KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowFri Apr 07 1989 22:460
396.8497!(john_McEnroe) ==> I did NOT slurp my drink!!AYOV27::ISMITHThe fastest way is by Trism!Fri Apr 07 1989 23:041
    
396.8498I did NOT slurp my drink!! --> Yes you did!AITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoFri Apr 07 1989 23:540
396.8499Yes you did! --> Aren't you proud?LESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Sat Apr 08 1989 00:316
    
    Re _The Inner Sanctum_:
    
    
    Hmmph!  It was a long-lived, golden-age radio dramatic show before
    it degenerated into an early TV show.
396.8500Aren't you proud? --> Maybe, Maybe Not!!POBOX::VANTILBURGCome on Spring... Gone Fishing :^)Sat Apr 08 1989 00:501
    
396.8501Maybe, Maybe Not!! ==> Eh, Could be.THEGIZ::PITARDWILD in the streets!Sat Apr 08 1989 01:041
       
396.8502Eh, could be. => What are you, blind!KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowSat Apr 08 1989 03:140
396.8503what are you, blind! -> Are you Deef, Chief?LEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoSat Apr 08 1989 03:531
    
396.8504Are you Deef, Chief? -> what did you say?AITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoSat Apr 08 1989 05:140
396.8505what did you say? -> huh?TRCO01::FINNEYKeep cool, but do not freeze ...Sat Apr 08 1989 11:531
    
396.8506huh? -> aha!LEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoSat Apr 08 1989 21:361
    
396.8507CNTROL::HENRIKSONCheeseburgers prevent cancerSat Apr 08 1989 22:031
                 -< aha! -> ha ha (whoops, that's two) >-
396.8508ha ha (whoops, that's two) ==> Ed WynnEVETPU::CANTORThis is not all rock and roll, dude.Sun Apr 09 1989 09:200
396.8509Ed Wynn --> DroodNEARLY::GOODENOUGHMon Apr 10 1989 18:581
    The first Edwin that springs to mind.
396.8510Drood -> Hoopy FroodLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoMon Apr 10 1989 19:081
    
396.8511Hoopy Frood --> Hobbit FrodoRICKS::SATOWMon Apr 10 1989 19:270
396.8512 Hobbit Frodo --> Gollum LOGOS::SOBOTSteve SobotMon Apr 10 1989 21:544
    
    
    "...nice, nice, game, Gollum like this game !!"
    
396.8513gollum => gosh!KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowMon Apr 10 1989 22:460
396.8514gosh! ==> Golly-gee-willikers, Batman!!!THEGIZ::PITARDWILD in the streets!Mon Apr 10 1989 23:032
       
       
396.8515golly-gee-willikers Batman! -> Flatman and RibbonLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoMon Apr 10 1989 23:055
    answer to the riddle:
    
    what would batman and robin be if they got run over?
    
    
396.8516Flatman and Ribbon => Landlord opens new apartment buildingKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowTue Apr 11 1989 00:310
396.8517landlord opens new apartment building --> vacancyLESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Tue Apr 11 1989 03:001
    
396.8518vacancy => blank stareKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowTue Apr 11 1989 03:020
396.8519blank stare --> stank blareAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoTue Apr 11 1989 03:310
396.8520CNTROL::HENRIKSONCheeseburgers prevent cancerTue Apr 11 1989 05:391
                -< stank blare --> That music REALLY stinks >-
396.8521That music REALLY stinks --> bottom 40LESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Tue Apr 11 1989 18:032
    
    ... as in "If you think the `top 40' are bad..."
396.8522bottom 40 => we took them to the bottom of the seaKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowTue Apr 11 1989 18:440
396.8523...the bottom of the sea -> Davy JonesLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoTue Apr 11 1989 19:321
    
396.8524Davy Jones => Can't stop monkeying aroundKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowTue Apr 11 1989 20:210
396.8525Can't stop monkeying around --> TarzanLESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Tue Apr 11 1989 20:545
    Re "Davy Jones":
    
                          -<Davy Jones --> Casey Jones>-
    
    Leading to "Casey Jones' locker???
396.8526Tarzan ==> JaneTHEGIZ::PITARDWILD in the streets!Tue Apr 11 1989 22:321
       
396.8527Jane -> GreyLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoTue Apr 11 1989 23:531
    
396.8528Grey --> skiesNEARLY::GOODENOUGHWed Apr 12 1989 03:381
    Today's weather.
396.8529skies -> Polish peopleCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNWed Apr 12 1989 05:301
    
396.8530Polish people --> make them shinyAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoWed Apr 12 1989 06:310
396.8531make them shiny --> illuminate themLESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Wed Apr 12 1989 18:118
    
    Re "grey":
    
                           -<[Maj] Grey --> Chutney>-
    
    or
    
                              -<grey --> poupon>-
396.8532illuminate them --> BlackpoolNEARLY::GOODENOUGHWed Apr 12 1989 19:384
    This UK town is famous for them.  (Some) people travel hundreds of miles
    to see them - several miles of illuminations each winter of all shapes
    and sizes.  One day I'll go ...
    
396.8533 Blackpool --> Exxon LOGOS::SOBOTSteve SobotWed Apr 12 1989 19:542
    
    I liked that one a few back... <skies -> Polish people>     !
396.8534Exxon --> *x#*xx##** offIOSG::CARLINDick Carlin IOSGWed Apr 12 1989 20:181
    The current sentiment in Alaska, I should imagine.
396.8535*x#*xx##** off --> pardon my FrenchAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoWed Apr 12 1989 22:140
396.8536pardon my French --> mais, naturellementNEARLY::GOODENOUGHWed Apr 12 1989 22:231
    
396.8537mais, naturellement -> June, au naturalMELEE::BIELSKIStan B.Thu Apr 13 1989 03:021
    
396.8538June, au natural -> Ward, nudeCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNThu Apr 13 1989 06:511
    Gee Wally, would ja lookit that!
396.8539Ward, nude --> Topsy , growedLAMHRA::WHORLOW1:25000 - a magic numberThu Apr 13 1989 09:521
    
396.8540Topsy, growed => "drink me"MARVIN::KNOWLESRunning old protocolThu Apr 13 1989 21:281
    
396.8541"drink me" --> das is AliceLESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Thu Apr 13 1989 21:411
    
396.8542das is Alice => dadadadada da da,d'da da da, d'da da daKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowThu Apr 13 1989 21:501
    Imagine the notes .... poor Beethoven!
396.8543dadadadada da da,d'da da da, d'da da da --> TrioAYOV27::ISMITHThe fastest way is by Trism!Thu Apr 13 1989 22:131
    
396.8544Trio => Anachronism and Subtle difference in styleKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowThu Apr 13 1989 22:300
396.8545LAMHRA::WHORLOW1:25000 - a magic numberFri Apr 14 1989 09:032
     -< Anachronism and Subtle difference in style -->Different strokes >-

396.8546different strokes --> uncoordinated rowingIOSG::LAWMMathew Law (only *one* T), Reading UKFri Apr 14 1989 14:531
    
396.8547uncoordinated rowing --> divorceNEARLY::GOODENOUGHFri Apr 14 1989 16:241
    
396.8548divorce -- d'bettaLESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Fri Apr 14 1989 18:292
    
    ... as in "for better or for..."
396.8549d'betta -> Pete RoseCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNFri Apr 14 1989 23:301
    
396.8550Pete Rose --> Lazarus RoseRICKS::SATOWSat Apr 15 1989 00:130
396.8551Lazarus Rose -> quit coffin -> no smoking areaMELEE::BIELSKIStan B.Sat Apr 15 1989 02:221
    
396.8552no smoking area -> digitalLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoSat Apr 15 1989 03:242
    re: da da da .... I remember that song!
    
396.8553TOOK::C_PEREZThe InFAMous EightSat Apr 15 1989 04:552
                     -< digital -> did ya tell? >-

396.8554did ya tell? --> not moiAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoSat Apr 15 1989 05:320
396.8555not moi -> vousLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoSat Apr 15 1989 22:281
    
396.8556vous ---> toi?WMOIS::B_REINKEIf you are a dreamer, come in..Mon Apr 17 1989 04:011
    
396.8557toi? --> Le tien?LAMHRA::WHORLOW1:25000 - a magic numberMon Apr 17 1989 09:468
    
    
    Il nous faut 'tu' toyer?  
    
    
    Vraiment, Mais je n'ai vous jamais rencontre! 
    
    derek
396.8558Le tien --> entretienNEARLY::GOODENOUGHMon Apr 17 1989 16:362
    A Digital, tout le monde se tutoye, parce que c'est une grande
    famille.  [so I was told].
396.8559entretien ==> starting double digits!KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowMon Apr 17 1989 22:153
     enough of the French for a while please ......
    
    ... said he who just finished this morning's French class.
396.8560YIPPEE::LIRONMon Apr 17 1989 23:2423
396.8561KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowTue Apr 18 1989 01:3255
396.8562comme ... paille --> c'est frommage, je ne comprens pasAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoTue Apr 18 1989 08:070
396.8563c'est ... comprens pas --> govoritie poruskie?TERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerTue Apr 18 1989 11:520
396.8564Govoritie poruskie? --> Er ... niet ...YIPPEE::LIRONTue Apr 18 1989 13:241
    
396.8565Er ... niet ... --> urn yet? --> teatime?IOSG::LAWMMathew Law (only *one* T), Reading UKTue Apr 18 1989 14:505
    I can't handle all of these languages...
    
    Mat
    *:o)
    
396.8566teatime? -> dziekuje, nie chce herbataIJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeTue Apr 18 1989 16:091
396.8567CNTROL::HENRIKSONCheeseburgers prevent cancerTue Apr 18 1989 17:241
         -< dziekuje, nie chce herbata -> Gort, Klattu Barada Nicto >-
396.8568Gort, Klattu Barada Nicto => train-setMARVIN::KNOWLESRunning old protocolTue Apr 18 1989 18:441
    
396.8569train-set --> choo chooAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoTue Apr 18 1989 18:590
396.8570choo choo-> Charlie was an engineerCAM::MAZURThank you, thank you, Sam I amTue Apr 18 1989 19:171
    
396.8571Charlie was an engineer => So was Casey Jones!KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowTue Apr 18 1989 19:320
396.8572Casey Jones -> Spike JonesLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoTue Apr 18 1989 19:561
    
396.8573Spike Jones -> City SlickersCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNTue Apr 18 1989 21:481
    
396.8574City Slickers --> oil spillsAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoTue Apr 18 1989 22:180
396.8575oil spills --> rocks and rillsEVETPU::CANTORThis is not all rock and roll, dude.Tue Apr 18 1989 22:410
396.8576oil spills ==> AlaskaTHEGIZ::PITARDWILD in the streets!Tue Apr 18 1989 22:430
396.8577Alaska --> North!LESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Wed Apr 19 1989 00:273
    
    In homage to the John Wayne film with Ernie Kovaks, Stewart Granger,
    and Fabian, _North To Alaska_.
396.8578North! --> Ollie!RUTLND::SATOWWed Apr 19 1989 00:350
396.8579LEGLAV::HENRIKWBorn in the SNAWed Apr 19 1989 01:511
    
396.8580KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowWed Apr 19 1989 02:563
396.8581rocks in their heads -> shake, rattle and rollGRNDAD::STONERoyWed Apr 19 1989 03:191
    ...that's what happens when they walk!
396.8582shake, rattle and roll --> Sheik Rah's till-rollLAMHRA::WHORLOW1:25000 - a magic numberWed Apr 19 1989 13:221
    
396.8583Sheik Rah's till-roll --> upset depositoryLESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Wed Apr 19 1989 18:112
    
    ... probably caused by a run on the bank...
396.8584upset depository->upset suppositoryCAM::MAZURThank you, thank you, Sam I amWed Apr 19 1989 19:023
    re: .8583
    >        ... probably caused by a run...
                                      ---
396.8585upset suppository => base topicKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowWed Apr 19 1989 20:150
396.8586base topic -> boxIJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeWed Apr 19 1989 20:293

That *was* the base topic, right? ;-)
396.8587box --> SkinnerTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerWed Apr 19 1989 20:560
396.8588Skinner ---> muleWMOIS::B_REINKEIf you are a dreamer, come in..Wed Apr 19 1989 20:581
    
396.8589LESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Wed Apr 19 1989 21:402
    -<mule --> beast of burden --> beast of bourbon --> pink elephant>-
                                                       
396.8590Pink elephant --> liberal republicanNEARLY::GOODENOUGHWed Apr 19 1989 21:461
    
396.8591liberal republican => generous bartender back at workKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowWed Apr 19 1989 22:230
396.8592Generous bartender back at work --> One for the road.POBOX::VANTILBURGCome on Spring... Gone Fishing :^)Thu Apr 20 1989 02:141
    
396.8593One for the road -> horse droppings!GRNDAD::STONERoyThu Apr 20 1989 02:191
     
396.8594horse droppings! -> cowflaps!LEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoThu Apr 20 1989 02:271
    
396.8595Cowflaps! --> Buffalo WingsLESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Thu Apr 20 1989 18:038
    
    .... "Did you ever see an elephant fly?"  -- Dumbo
    
    A:  No, but I've never seen an elephant in pants.
    
    Once, when I was on safari, I shot an elephant in my pajamas.
    How he got into my pajamas, I don't know.
                                               -- Groucho Marx
396.8596Buffalo Wings --> Bison AnswersAYOV27::ISMITHThe fastest way is by Trism!Thu Apr 20 1989 18:081
    ...But you can't wash your hands in a buffalo.
396.8597Bison Answers -> Questions KitIJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeThu Apr 20 1989 18:300
396.8598questions Kit => What! Another Carson show ?KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowThu Apr 20 1989 18:430
396.8599What! Another Carson show? -> No, Letterman...LEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoThu Apr 20 1989 19:421
    
396.8600No, Letterman....---> It's a word, it's a plan, its...WMOIS::B_REINKEIf you are a dreamer, come in..Thu Apr 20 1989 19:445
    
    
    From a take off on superman in the PBS kids show Electric Company
    
    Bonnie
396.8601It's a word, it's a plan, it's..->It's about time, it's about space, it's ....WHEEL::SWINIARSKINANcy--*NANSKI*--SwiniarSKIThu Apr 20 1989 20:090
396.8602It's about time.... ==> I slap your face.POBOX::VANTILBURGCome on Spring... Gone Fishing :^)Thu Apr 20 1989 20:181
    
396.8603I slap your face --> Thanks, I needed thatRICKS::SATOWThu Apr 20 1989 20:343
from an old advertising campaign

Clay
396.8604Thanks, I needed that --> cold drinkLESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Thu Apr 20 1989 22:205
    
    Re "It's about time, it's about space...:
    
        -<It's about time, it's about space ... --> performance audit>-
                                                                
396.8605cold drink --> icey lemonaide on a hot day!WMOIS::B_REINKEIf you are a dreamer, come in..Thu Apr 20 1989 22:211
    
396.8606icy lemonade ... => Hot days, where ?????KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowFri Apr 21 1989 02:570
396.8607Hot days, where --> simmers and sun-creamLAMHRA::WHORLOW1:25000 - a magic numberFri Apr 21 1989 13:341
    
396.8608simmers and sun-cream -> weiners and ice creamGRNDAD::STONERoyFri Apr 21 1989 18:571
    ...at the beach, of course.
396.8609weiners and ice cream -> crimson and cloverLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoFri Apr 21 1989 19:271
    
396.8610crimson and clover -> double barrelIJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeFri Apr 21 1989 19:305

You know: the song that starts with "I... am the magnificent!"

Arie
396.8611double barrel ==> shotgunTHEGIZ::PITARDWILD in the streets!Fri Apr 21 1989 20:060
396.8612shotgun ==> weddingGALVIA::MOONEYNollaig O'Maonaigh as Tiobraid ArannFri Apr 21 1989 20:401
    
396.8613wedding => receptionCSCMA::WILSONFri Apr 21 1989 20:581
    
396.8614reception --> television IOSG::LAWMMathew Law (only *one* T), Reading UKFri Apr 21 1989 21:160
396.8615television --> VCRLESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Fri Apr 21 1989 21:566
    
    re "reception":
    
                         -<reception --> lousy>-
    
    ... that's why the VCR
396.8616VCR --> time shiftingAYOV27::ISMITHThe fastest way is by Trism!Fri Apr 21 1989 22:201
    
396.8617VCR --> Cable ReadyPOBOX::VANTILBURGCome on Spring... Gone Fishing :^)Fri Apr 21 1989 22:211
    
396.8618time shifting --> bit shiftingEVETPU::CANTORThis is not all rock and roll, dude.Fri Apr 21 1989 22:342

Notes collision; .8617 loses.
396.8619LESCOM::KALLISI'm the CYAFri Apr 21 1989 23:064
    bit shifting --> computing ---> computers --+
                                                |
                                                |
    cable ready --> CI -------------------------+--> VAXcluster
396.8620VAXcluster -> new breakfast cerealCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNFri Apr 21 1989 23:525
    It's crunchy (crunches data)!
    
    It keeps it shape in milk (though not too well)!
    
    Ask your mom for it today!
396.8621new breakfast cereal ==> steroid-nut tostee-o'sKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowSat Apr 22 1989 02:050
396.8622steroid-nut tostee-o's -> bronzed crazy weightliftersWMOIS::B_REINKEIf you are a dreamer, come in..Sat Apr 22 1989 09:411
    
396.8623bronzed crazy weightlifters --> heavy metalAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoSun Apr 23 1989 08:080
396.8624CNTROL::HENRIKSONCheeseburgers prevent cancerMon Apr 24 1989 06:251
                    -< heavy metal --> gold  >-
396.8625gold --> oldWMOIS::B_REINKEIf you are a dreamer, come in..Mon Apr 24 1989 06:521
    
396.8626old --> ancientAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoMon Apr 24 1989 07:230
396.8627ancient --> archaicTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerMon Apr 24 1989 08:320
396.8628archaic-->methodologyGALVIA::MOONEYNollaig O'Maonaigh as Tiobraid ArannMon Apr 24 1989 14:271
    
396.8629methodology -> madnessissityLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoMon Apr 24 1989 20:111
    
396.8630madnessissity -> What, me worry?IOSG::CARLINDick Carlin IOSGMon Apr 24 1989 21:481
    
396.8631What, me worry? --> Ted KoppelAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoMon Apr 24 1989 22:070
396.8632KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowMon Apr 24 1989 22:158
    Ted Koppel
     v    v
     v     > police constable    \
     v				  ----> Bear on Patrol 
      >----> bear -> Fozzy Bear  /

    
    (A Muppet sketch)
396.8633Bear on Patrol -> SmokeyCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNMon Apr 24 1989 23:311
    That's a big 10-4... (what ever happened to the CB craze?)
396.8634Smokey => Only YOU can prevent forest fires!KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowTue Apr 25 1989 00:220
396.8635o.Y.c.p.f.f. -> Only Hugh can prevent florist friarsLEZAH::BOBBITTWe are most brilliantly aghast...Tue Apr 25 1989 19:222
    the punchline to one of my favorite groaners
    
396.8636O.H.c.p.f.f->Sure, if they read his magazineCAM::MAZURThank you, thank you, Sam I amTue Apr 25 1989 21:221
Hugh, as in Hugh Hefner.
396.8637RICKS::SATOWWed Apr 26 1989 00:472
Sure, if they read his magazine -->  The movie was better

396.8638The movie was better --> RAW DealPOBOX::VANTILBURGCome on Spring... Gone Fishing :^)Wed Apr 26 1989 02:301
    
396.8639RAW Deal --> Sushi MealRICKS::SATOWWed Apr 26 1989 02:410
396.8640sushi meal --> dead fishEVETPU::CANTORThis is not all rock and roll, dude.Wed Apr 26 1989 10:270
396.8641dead fish --> fishmonger's slabLAMHRA::WHORLOW1:25000 - a magic numberWed Apr 26 1989 10:551
    
396.8642fishmonger's slab => just right for slippery customersKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowWed Apr 26 1989 21:200
396.8643slippery customers -> oil businessCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNWed Apr 26 1989 21:241
    
396.8644oil business -> J.R.Ewing (Dallas)MISFIT::GEMMELand now here's Mac and Tosh...Wed Apr 26 1989 21:281
    
396.8645J.R.Ewing (Dallas) --> J.R.R.Tolkien (Middle Earth)POOL::TRUMPLERaborted illogical linkWed Apr 26 1989 22:3913
    re "dead fish":
    -< dead fish --> heads >-
    
    Fish heads, fish heads, roly-poly fish heads
    Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up, yum
    
    Roly-poly fish heads are never seen drinking cappuccino in
    Italian restaurants with Oriental women.  Yeah.
    
    [Copied without permission from the lyrics for "Fish Heads", by
    Barnes & Barnes]
    
    >M
396.8646JRR Tolkien -> galadrielLEZAH::BOBBITTWe are most brilliantly aghast...Thu Apr 27 1989 02:071
   
396.8647This notes file is simply smurfyKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowThu Apr 27 1989 02:482
    <galadriel => azriel => smurfs => les stumpfs>
    
396.8648KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowThu Apr 27 1989 02:492
396.8649RUTLND::SATOWThu Apr 27 1989 21:072
les strumpfs --> Less Trumps --> One is too many

396.8650one is too many => but not enough for procreationKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowThu Apr 27 1989 21:451
    I've always wondered what heppened to Mama Strumpf!
396.8651procreation -> pro destructionCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNThu Apr 27 1989 21:511
    
396.8652pro destruction -> cocaine and steroidsCAM::MAZURGo play Pluc i ~lapacThu Apr 27 1989 23:411
    
396.8653cacaine and steroids ==> Len Bias & Ben Johnson THEGIZ::PITARDYou can stand me up at the gates of hell, and I won't back down.Thu Apr 27 1989 23:440
396.8654len Bias and Ben Johnson => competed for infamyKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowFri Apr 28 1989 01:530
396.8655competed for infamy --> a day that will live in infamyWMOIS::B_REINKEIf you are a dreamer, come in..Fri Apr 28 1989 08:471
    
396.8656a day that will live in infamy-->when I became notoriousLAMHRA::WHORLOW1:25000 - a magic numberFri Apr 28 1989 09:531
    
396.8657when I became notorious -> I repliedIJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeFri Apr 28 1989 12:4610
RE 396.8652
>CAM::MAZUR "Go play Pluc i ~lapac"

Eh?
I didn't know this was a national sport....

:-)

Arie
396.8658I replied => I came, I saw, I "noted"KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowFri Apr 28 1989 19:170
396.8659I came, I saw, I "noted" > veni, vidi, VisaLEZAH::BOBBITTWe are most brilliantly aghast...Fri Apr 28 1989 20:202
    I came, I saw, I purchased
    
396.8660veni, vidi, Visa -> TV home shoppingGRNDAD::STONERoyFri Apr 28 1989 20:541
    
396.8661TV home shopping --> Can be EXPENSIVE!!POBOX::VANTILBURGCome on Spring... Gone Fishing :^)Fri Apr 28 1989 21:561
    
396.8662Can be expensive ==> Living THEGIZ::PITARDYou can stand me up at the gates of hell, and I won't back down.Sat Apr 29 1989 01:390
396.8663Living --> is easySHARE::SATOWSat Apr 29 1989 02:184
    From "Strawberry Fields Forever" or "Porgy and Bess", take your
    pick.
    
    Clay
396.8664Living->is easy ==> Liver is greasyDDIF::CANTORThis is not all rock and roll, dude.Sat Apr 29 1989 03:4310
If you don't want to be disgusted, hit NEXT REPLY now.

Dave C.




Supper time,
And the liver is greasy.

396.8665Liver is greasy --> river of liverAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoSat Apr 29 1989 03:510
396.8666river of liver -> estuary digestuaryLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoSat Apr 29 1989 23:201
    
396.8667estuary digestuary --> mouth of the river StyxTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerSun Apr 30 1989 02:100
396.8668mouth of the river Styx -> Pooh sticksIOSG::CARLINDick Carlin IOSGWed May 03 1989 14:561
    
396.8669Pooh sticks --> skeletonIOSG::LAWMMathew Law (only *one* T), Reading UKWed May 03 1989 16:555
    
    Pooh --> Bear ---------------------------\
    					      > bare bones --> skeleton
    sticks --> sticks and stones --> bones --/				 
    									 
396.8670Skeleton --> KeySHARE::SATOWWed May 03 1989 18:350
396.8671Key => LargoMARVIN::KNOWLESRunning old protocolWed May 03 1989 18:381
    
396.8672largo => where ?KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowWed May 03 1989 20:300
396.8673where? -> fore art thouLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoWed May 03 1989 21:225
    for pooh sticks -> Eeyore
    
    for largo -> Vivace and
    
    
396.8674where? => there on the chair, right there!GALVIA::MOONEYNollaig O'Maonaigh as Tiobraid ArannWed May 03 1989 21:231
    
396.8675fore art thou/there on the chair -> rigidLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoWed May 03 1989 21:263
    fore art thou -> stern am I -> strong ------------------rigid
                                              |
    there on the chair ->  sitting up ->------+
396.8676rigid => Romeo & Juliet's parentsKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowWed May 03 1989 22:410
396.8677Romeo & Juliet's parents -> Vern & EloiseCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNWed May 03 1989 22:591
    Oooh, you meant the famous Romeo&Juliet...
396.8678Vern & Eloise => Good NeighboursKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowThu May 04 1989 00:183
    TV show that was originally known in the UK as "The Good Life"
    but like many titles re-named for overseas ... not quite sure always
    why ...
396.8679Good Neighbours --> Don't get caught!! :-)POBOX::VANTILBURGCome on Spring... Gone Fishing :^)Thu May 04 1989 02:461
    
396.8680Don't get caught!! -> I confess...I'm innocentMELEE::BIELSKIStan B.Thu May 04 1989 03:052
    
    ...the Dev'l made me do it.
396.8681I'm innocent -> I used to be Snow White, but I driftedLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoThu May 04 1989 21:001
    
396.8682I used to be Snow White but I drifted-> ice floeBOOKIE::DAVEYThu May 04 1989 22:171
    
396.8683ice flow -> take my wife, pleaseMISFIT::GEMMELand now here's Mac and Tosh...Thu May 04 1989 22:211
    
396.8684Take my wife, please --> The backstroke, sirEVETPU::CANTORThis is not all rock and roll, dude.Thu May 04 1989 22:302
Take my wife, please --> Henny Youngman --> Waiter, what's this fly
doing in my soup? --> The backstroke, sir.
396.8685the backstroke, sir -> a Massage from the Swedish Prime MinisterLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoFri May 05 1989 02:261
    
396.8686a Massage ... => pat pat pat pat pat patKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowFri May 05 1989 03:501
    I haven't heard anyone else use that for a lo o o o o o ng time!
396.8687TOOK::C_PEREZThe InFAMous EightFri May 05 1989 06:022
                 -< pat pat pat pat pat pat -> pat... <SLAP!> >-

396.8688pat... <SLAP!> ==> Inane lyricsEVETPU::CANTORThis is not all rock and roll, dude.Fri May 05 1989 09:228
Three six nine
The goose drank wine
The monkey chawed tobacco
On the street car line
The line broke
The monkey got choked
And they all went to heaven
In a little row boat.
396.8689Inane lyrics --> Assinine linesLAMHRA::WHORLOW1:25000 - a magic numberFri May 05 1989 09:541
    
396.8690Assinine lines->Ass 'o nine TalesCAM::MAZURGo play Pluc i ~lapacFri May 05 1989 19:171
    
396.8691Ass 'o nine tales => HMS PianforeKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowFri May 05 1989 20:000
396.8692HMS Pinafor -=> Bristol fashionIOSG::ROBERTSAbsolutely! .... and why not?Fri May 05 1989 20:370
396.8693Bristol fashion -> Bristol BoardLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoFri May 05 1989 20:471
    
396.8694Bristol Board --> [B.B.] gunPOOL::TRUMPLERaborted illogical linkFri May 05 1989 20:530
396.8695[B.B.] gun -> natural weaponIJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeFri May 05 1989 21:051
396.8696natural weapon -> clenched fistGRNDAD::STONERoyFri May 05 1989 21:211
    
396.8697clenched fist -> wet waterCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNFri May 05 1989 23:471
    is it time for a round of redundancies?
396.8698wet water --> dry wineHOTAIR::SIMONHugs Welcome Anytime!Sat May 06 1989 00:101
    
396.8699dry wine -> try mineGRNDAD::STONERoySat May 06 1989 00:431
    
396.8700try mine --> hope wellTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerSat May 06 1989 02:530
396.8701hope well => wishing KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowSat May 06 1989 02:550
396.8702CNTROL::HENRIKSONSomeGuysGetAllTheAdjectivesSat May 06 1989 08:591
                    -< wishing => don't make it so >-
396.8703you were hereCOMET::LUDLAMSat May 06 1989 10:094
    			wishing---->  you were here
    
    -m-
    
396.8704----> empty armsWMOIS::B_REINKEIf you are a dreamer, come in..Sat May 06 1989 20:432
    wishing ---> don't make it so + you were here ----> empty arms
    
396.8705empty arms --> out of ammunitionEVETPU::CANTORThis is not all rock and roll, dude.Sun May 07 1989 00:470
396.8706out of ammunition -> Praise the Lord!BLAS03::FORBESBill Forbes - LDP EngrngSun May 07 1989 04:560
396.8707Praise the Lord! --> Good job, Lord, way to go!AITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoSun May 07 1989 20:200
396.8708Good job, Lord, way to go! --> silent prayerTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerMon May 08 1989 08:584
   
   Well, my terminal is silent!
   
396.8709silent prayer -> cure herIJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeMon May 08 1989 13:080
396.8710cure her --> Big man, pig man, ha ha...AYOV27::ISMITHThe fastest way is by Trism!Mon May 08 1989 15:111
    
396.8711pig man --> GoodmanGALVIA::MOONEYNollaig O'Maonaigh as Tiobraid ArannMon May 08 1989 19:112
    
    
396.8712Goodman -> nice guyLEZAH::BOBBITTSport Death-only life can kill youMon May 08 1989 20:061
    
396.8713nice guy --> finishes lastSHARE::SATOWMon May 08 1989 20:390
396.8714finishes last --> start is first IOSG::LAWMMathew Law (only *one* T), Reading UKMon May 08 1989 20:550
396.8715start is first --> end is lastAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoMon May 08 1989 22:250
396.8716end is last => all is lostKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowMon May 08 1989 22:350
396.8717all is lost -> Lost & Found overflow errorMELEE::BIELSKIStan B.Mon May 08 1989 23:171
    
396.8718Lost & Found overflow error ==> DCL-F-LFOVERERR, ...THEGIZ::PITARDBe Just and Fear Not. Be STUPID and fear NOTHING!Tue May 09 1989 00:200
396.8719Lost and Found overflow error --> round and round she goesTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerTue May 09 1989 00:2210
   
   Forwards, backwards,
   sideways to the top
   makes no difference where you run
   as long as you don't stop.
   
   (Alice in the Wonderland -- but I don't remember if this is from the
   original or the Disney version...)
   
396.8720DCL error + round and round she goes -> recursive bugLEZAH::BOBBITTSport Death-only life can kill youTue May 09 1989 02:061
    
396.8721recursive bug --> Out, cursed bug!SHARE::SATOWTue May 09 1989 02:220
396.8722Out, cursed bug! -> Out, cursor bug!COOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNTue May 09 1989 02:341
    On a graphics package perhaps?
396.8723Out, cursor bug! --> Safe, base thief!AITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoTue May 09 1989 03:180
396.8724Safe, base thief! -> Lex LuthorCNTROL::HENRIKSONSomeGuysGetAllTheAdjectivesTue May 09 1989 09:101
    
396.8725Lex Luthor -> LuciferIJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeTue May 09 1989 13:394

RE a few back: it's the Disney version.    

396.8726lucifer --> fagLAMHRA::WHORLOW1:25000 - a magic numberTue May 09 1989 13:509
    
    
    My doesn't language change...
                                                  
    
    As long as you've a lucifer to light your fag
    Smile boys that's the style.....
    
    from Pack up your troubles (in an old kit bag)
396.8727fag -> smokeGALVIA::MOONEYNollaig O'Maonaigh as Tiobraid ArannTue May 09 1989 15:211
    
396.8728smoke --> fireWMOIS::B_REINKEIf you are a dreamer, come in..Tue May 09 1989 18:341
    
396.8729fire ==> walkerTHEGIZ::PITARDBe Just and Fear Not. Be STUPID and fear NOTHING!Tue May 09 1989 18:490
396.8730walker -> streetLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoTue May 09 1989 20:351
    
396.8731walker => street => it was a dark and stormy nightKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowTue May 09 1989 20:430
396.8732it was a dark and stormy night ==> and then the sun came upTHEGIZ::PITARDBe Just and Fear Not. Be STUPID and fear NOTHING!Tue May 09 1989 20:545



	I'm sorry, but that phrase is getting *VERY* old.........
396.8733and then the sun came up --> surprise!AITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoTue May 09 1989 22:210
396.8734surprise! --> Haappyy Birthday :-)POBOX::VANTILBURGCome on Spring... Gone Fishing :^)Wed May 10 1989 02:031
    
396.8735Haappyy Birthday! --> Happy Saint DayTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerWed May 10 1989 02:200
396.8736Happy Saint Day --> HSD --> LSDAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoWed May 10 1989 03:220
396.8737LSD --> GrubsHOTAIR::SIMONHugs Welcome Anytime!Wed May 10 1989 03:583
    
    LSD -> Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds -> Beatles -> Grubs
    
396.8738Grubs --> UprootsGALVIA::MOONEYNollaig O'Maonaigh as Tiobraid ArannWed May 10 1989 13:541
    
396.8739Uproots --> negative geotaxisAYOV18::ISMITHThe fastest way is by Trism!Wed May 10 1989 15:111
    
396.8740Negative geotaxis --> No cabs anywhereSHARE::SATOWWed May 10 1989 19:040
396.8741no cabs anywhere -> lack of checkersLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoWed May 10 1989 19:321
    
396.8742lack of checkers => overdrawn at the bankKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowWed May 10 1989 22:410
396.8743overdrawn at the bank --> too many paintingsTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerWed May 10 1989 23:200
396.8744too many paintings --> so little timeWMOIS::B_REINKEIf you are a dreamer, come in..Wed May 10 1989 23:421
    
396.8745so little time ==> so many pedestriansTHEGIZ::PITARDBe Just and Fear Not. Be STUPID and fear NOTHING!Wed May 10 1989 23:593

	
396.8746so many pedestrians --> so few jaywalkersAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoThu May 11 1989 03:300
396.8747so many dents in my carCOMET::LUDLAMHow come?, by boat or by plane?Thu May 11 1989 04:542
    		-<so few jaywalkers-->  so many dents in my car >-
    
396.8748so many dents in my car --> beer stainsGALVIA::MOONEYNollaig O'Maonaigh as Tiobraid ArannThu May 11 1989 14:091
    
396.8749beer stains -> boxIJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeThu May 11 1989 15:186
Association? Well.... it's about time to complete another cycle...

:-)

Arie
396.8750box --> sphereTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerThu May 11 1989 18:434
   How come every time we complete a circle we make a square?
   
   
396.8751sphere(s) -> musicLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoThu May 11 1989 20:591
    
396.8752Music --> NotesPOBOX::VANTILBURGCome on Spring... Gone Fishing :^)Thu May 11 1989 21:171
    
396.8753Notes --> yes!AITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoThu May 11 1989 22:400
396.8754yes! -->is the answerLAMHRA::WHORLOW1:25000 - a magic numberFri May 12 1989 09:5515
    
    
    from a dubious statement....
    
    
    
    
    sex is not the answer!
    
    
    
    
    sex is the question....
    
    djw(blush)
396.8755is the answer->Life, the universe and everything.COMET::LUDLAMHow come?, by boat or by plane?Fri May 12 1989 12:173
    
    
    
396.8756We are the world.......THEGIZ::PITARDBe Just and Fear Not. Be STUPID and fear NOTHING!Fri May 12 1989 18:363
396.8757We are the world => It's just a figment of our imaginatiopnKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowFri May 12 1989 20:071
    What an imagination!
396.8758its just a figment ... -> Sigmund FraudMISFIT::GEMMELand now here's Mac and Tosh...Sat May 13 1989 00:271
    
396.8759Sigmund Fraud--> Freudian Slip?COMET::LUDLAMHow come?, by boat or by plane?Sat May 13 1989 10:592
    
    
396.8760Freudian Slip? --> SpoonerismAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoSat May 13 1989 20:480
396.8761Spoonerism ---> frack to bontLAMHRA::WHORLOW1:25000 - a magic numberMon May 15 1989 09:191
    
396.8762...-=> consonantal shift?IOSG::ROBERTSAbsolutely! .... and why not?Mon May 15 1989 15:481
    
396.8763consonantal shift --> Constantinople IOSG::LAWMMathew Law (only *one* T), Reading UKMon May 15 1989 16:520
396.8764Constantinople --> FlexiblinrubyAYOV18::ISMITHHugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew...Mon May 15 1989 17:571
    
396.8765Flexibilnruby --> pheasant under glassTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerMon May 15 1989 18:480
396.8766Pheasant under glass --> Peasant underclassSHARE::SATOWMon May 15 1989 18:541
396.8767peasant underclass -> splendor in the grassLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoMon May 15 1989 19:201
    
396.8768splendor in the grass->Marvelous ManureCAM::MAZURGo play Pluc i ~lapacMon May 15 1989 19:231
    
396.8769KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowMon May 15 1989 20:563
    marvelous man u re => why, thank you!
    
    (said he, most immodestly!)
396.8770why, thank you! --> don't mention itAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoMon May 15 1989 22:080
396.8771don't mention it -> " "COOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNMon May 15 1989 22:141
    
396.8772" " -> say what?MELEE::BIELSKIStan B.Tue May 16 1989 02:101
    
396.8773say what? => "what?"KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowTue May 16 1989 02:190
396.8774"what?" --> "huh?"AITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoTue May 16 1989 03:150
396.8775huh => draughtsMARVIN::KNOWLESRunning old protocolTue May 16 1989 19:241
    All right, `checkers'.
396.8776draughts -> clydesdalesLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoTue May 16 1989 19:531
    
396.8777KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowTue May 16 1989 20:303
    draughts => beer =>
    clydesdales ======> =====> brewer's livery

396.8778brewer's livery --> liver's breweryAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoTue May 16 1989 22:251
	(Because the reply number is a palindrome.)
396.8779liver's brewery => yeast infectionKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowTue May 16 1989 22:470
396.8780yeast infection -> rising temperatureLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoTue May 16 1989 23:451
    
396.8781rising temperature --> greenhouse effectAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoWed May 17 1989 04:280
396.8782-<greenhouse effect--> Industrial Disease >-COMET::LUDLAMHow come?, by boat or by plane?Wed May 17 1989 08:502
    
    
396.8783Industrial Disease --> RSIAYOV27::ISMITHHugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew...Wed May 17 1989 13:211
    
396.8784BadgeIJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeWed May 17 1989 13:225

Industrial Disease -> ID -> Badge    
    

396.8785AYOV27::ISMITHHugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew...Wed May 17 1989 18:189
    
    
                   __________
    RSI -----------|        |
                   | Black  |
                   |        |--------> Birdages
                   | Box    |
    Badge ---------|        |
                   ----------
396.8786birdages --> birdage crisisLESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Wed May 17 1989 19:213
    
    If a homage is an honor in public, is a birdage giving tghe bird
    in public?
396.8787birdage crisis => pretty Polly hits mid-life!KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowWed May 17 1989 21:520
396.8788pretty Polly hits mid-life ->a LATE PARROTLEZAH::BOBBITTseeking the balanceWed May 17 1989 23:553
    Polly!  Polly parrot!  (whunk, whomp, thud)....he's joined the choir
    eternal, he's gone to meet his maker, if you hadn't nailed his feet
    to the perch he'd be pushing up the daisies...!  (etc, etc....)
396.8789KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowThu May 18 1989 00:035
    a LATE PARROT => the Post Office
        v    v
        v     >  Canadian Postal Workers Union Leader (as in Jean Claude...)
        v
         >---->  Normal state for mail (especially for Canada Post)
396.8790The Post Office --> play Post OfficeLESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Thu May 18 1989 01:264
    
    "Let's play Pony Express."
    "What's `Pony Express'?"
    "That's like playing Post Office, only there's more horsing around."
396.8791play Post Office --> play DoctorAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoThu May 18 1989 04:450
396.8792CNTROL::HENRIKSONSomeGuysGetAllTheAdjectivesThu May 18 1989 08:431
                -< play Doctor --> 'practicing' physician >-
396.8793'practicing' physician --> operatingAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoThu May 18 1989 09:520
396.8794operating --> call placingTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerThu May 18 1989 11:260
396.8795call placing --> "PLACING!!!"AYOV27::ISMITHHugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew...Thu May 18 1989 13:221
    
396.8796"PLACING!!!" --> winningLESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Thu May 18 1989 18:424
    
    ... as in "win, place, and show."
    
    Racetrack stuff.
396.8797placing --> whitingGALVIA::MOONEYNollaig O'Maonaigh as Tiobraid ArannThu May 18 1989 18:441
    
396.8798winning + whiting -> prize fishLEZAH::BOBBITTseeking the balanceThu May 18 1989 19:331
    
396.8799prize fish => another tall storyKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowThu May 18 1989 20:140
396.8800another tall story --> The Building of the Eiffel TowerAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoThu May 18 1989 20:240
396.8801Building of the Eiffel Tower --> skeletalLESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Thu May 18 1989 20:272
    
    ... It's just girders ...
396.8802skeletal --> girders --> Irn BruAYOV27::ISMITHHugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew...Thu May 18 1989 21:386
    As in "Bars Irn Bru... Made in Scotland from Girders!".
    
    Isn't it about time for Tom HAMAND::EGGERS to enter 200 or so replies
    to get us up to 9000?  8^}
    
    Ian.
396.8803Irn Bru -> cold brewCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNThu May 18 1989 21:441
    Summer is coming...
396.8804cold brew --> GrolschAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoThu May 18 1989 21:560
396.8805Grolsch ==> Grouch, Oscar theTHEGIZ::PITARDBe Just and Fear Not. Be STUPID and fear NOTHING!Thu May 18 1989 22:540
396.8806Grouch, Oscar the --> Statuette, Oscar theLESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Thu May 18 1989 22:594
    
    Re "cold brew" and things Caledonian:
    
    "Summer is a-cumin in: synge lude fer cold brew."
396.8807Statuette, Oscar the => satellite, Oscar theKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowThu May 18 1989 23:381
    The amateur radio satellite
396.8808Oscar --> uncleGALVIA::MOONEYNollaig O'Maonaigh as Tiobraid ArannFri May 19 1989 13:585
    Is it true that Osacr, as in Academy Award, found its origin when the
    Secretary of the Academy, on seeing the statuette, said something to
    the effect of....."This reminds me of my uncle Oscar".
    
    Noel.
396.8809uncle --> surrenderLESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Fri May 19 1989 18:254
    
    ... As in, "Say `uncle.'"
    
    I wonder what _that_ derived from.
396.8810surrender => unconditionalMARVIN::KNOWLESRunning old protocolFri May 19 1989 18:303
    How's that for a mouthful? Why not shorten it:
    
    b
396.8811unconditional -> guaranteeLEZAH::BOBBITTseeking the balanceFri May 19 1989 19:014
    re: this reminds me of my brother oscar
    
    "I wish my brother George was here..."  (random triviata)
    
396.8812guarantee -> fine printGRNDAD::STONERoyFri May 19 1989 22:241
    
396.8813fine print --> calligraphyTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerFri May 19 1989 22:280
396.8814calligraphy --> calligraphagyLESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Sat May 20 1989 00:392
    
    ... otherwise known as "ingesting fine alphabet-soup noodles." ;-)
396.8815calligraphy --> carpophagyWMOIS::B_REINKEIf you are a dreamer, come in..Sat May 20 1989 00:554
    
    
    this is how rabbits get all the nutrition and vitamins they
    need in their diet.
396.8816carpophagy -> manuphagyCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNSat May 20 1989 05:031
    Perhaps that means -- "Biting that hand that feeds you"
396.8817manuphagy --> It's just a phage he's going through.AITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoSat May 20 1989 21:210
396.8818it's just... -> phage review processIJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeSun May 21 1989 16:397

".... Now... Let's see.... What did we just have for dinner... Or was it lunch?"

"Anyway. Time to start a new phage"

;-)
396.8819LAMHRA::WHORLOW1:25000 - a magic numberMon May 22 1989 09:401
   -<It's just a phage he's going through.--> A phagy Day in London town...>-
396.8820LESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Mon May 22 1989 18:4510
    A phagy Day in London Town ---> Dennis [Day] was hungry ---+
                                                               |
                                                               |
    +--- Menace the dentist <---- Dennis the Menace <----------+
    |
    |
    +---> snap them choppers ---> break helicopters --> Oops! --+     
                                                                |
                                                                |
                                           Alleys <-------------+
396.8821alleys -> in wonderlandLEZAH::BOBBITTseeking the balanceMon May 22 1989 19:561
    
396.8822The BeanoAYOV27::ISMITHHugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew...Mon May 22 1989 21:245
    
    -< in wonderland --> in hinterland --> I had a farm in AAAfrica +
                                                                    |
         -< The Beano <-- The Bash Streep Kids <-- Meryl Streep <---+
396.8823The Beano --> FreebieLESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Mon May 22 1989 21:312
    
    As in the film,  _Freebia and the Bean_
396.8824Freebie --> TANSTAAFLAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoMon May 22 1989 22:100
396.8825TANSTAAFL --> Let's do lunchSHARE::SATOWMon May 22 1989 22:300
396.8826TANSTAAFL --> Let's do lunch --> Dutch treatWMOIS::B_REINKEIf you are a dreamer, come in..Mon May 22 1989 23:071
    
396.8827Let's do lunch!! ==> Have your people call my people..... THEGIZ::PITARDGO AHEAD, RAIN ON MY PARADE!!!!!!Mon May 22 1989 23:090
396.8828LESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Mon May 22 1989 23:529
    Dutch treat ---------------------------------------+
                                                       |
                                                       |
                                                       |
    Have your people call my people -------------------+--> de Beers
    
    
    The De Beers syndicate (Dutch) is the syndicate that controls the
    diamond market.  Diamonds are thus a Dutch Treat, indeed.
396.8829de Beers --> deLitesSHARE::SATOWTue May 23 1989 00:381
396.8830deLites -> no, Bud, not delightsMELEE::BIELSKIStan B.Tue May 23 1989 02:091
    
396.8831no, Bud, not delights --> de ballpark's for de day, AbbottLESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Tue May 23 1989 05:534
    
    Re "deLites":
    
                  -<deLites --> Garden of Earthly>-
396.8832....Abbott -> who's on first?WMOIS::M_KOWALEWICZT20,T20, core A apple!Tue May 23 1989 16:550
396.8833who's on first? -> What's on second!GRNDAD::STONERoyTue May 23 1989 20:511
    
396.8834What's on Second ---> I don't Give a DamnLESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Tue May 23 1989 21:493
    
    
    .... Oh, he's shortstop...
396.8835I don't give a damn -> why?COOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNTue May 23 1989 21:541
    Third base!
396.8836why? --> because!AITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoTue May 23 1989 22:053
	Don't you hate it when people give that answer?

	Dan
396.8837because! -> be effect!IJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeWed May 24 1989 14:054
Said at the moment this "basic natural law" was introduced....

Arie
396.8838be effect -> stings and honeyGALVIA::MOONEYNollaig O'Maonaigh as Tiobraid ArannWed May 24 1989 16:421
    
396.8839stings and honey -->flattering scamLESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Wed May 24 1989 18:534
    
    or
    
                   -<stings and honey --> date with Don Rickles>-
396.8840stings and honey -> Love at first "bite"!WHEEL::SWINIARSKINANcy--*NANSKI*--SwiniarSKIWed May 24 1989 18:551
    
396.8841love at first "bite" -> chocolateLEZAH::BOBBITTseeking the balanceWed May 24 1989 23:561
    
396.8842TERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerThu May 25 1989 01:245
   flattering scam -------|
                          |---> Weight Watcher's Mousse
   chocolate -------------|
   
396.8843Weight Watcher's Mousse --> Mighty MousseLESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Thu May 25 1989 02:327
    
    "Here it comes to save the weigh...."
    
    For those unfamiliar with the fine points of animated cartoon trivia,
    in many Mighty Mouse cartoons, when he first appeared on the screen
    to rescue the mouse-damsel in distress (usually from Oilcan Harry),
    he's sing, "Here I come to save the day ...."
396.8844Mighty Mousse --> Moody MiceAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoThu May 25 1989 08:050
396.8845Moody Mice --> Moody BluesEVETPU::CANTORThe answer is -- a daily double.Thu May 25 1989 08:530
396.8846Moody Blues --> Blue MoonKETJE::KONINGSPlay it again, SamThu May 25 1989 12:591
    
396.8847Blue Moon --> Cyanotic GluteiLESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Thu May 25 1989 18:2110
    
    or
    
                        -<Blue Moon --> Vaughn Monroe>-
    
    ... for all you old-timers.
    
    Re "Moody Mice":
    
                         -<Moody Mice --> Miami Mice>-
396.8848cyanotic glutei => robot's backsideMARVIN::KNOWLESRunning old protocolThu May 25 1989 18:581
    
396.8849robot's backside -> access panelGRNDAD::STONERoyThu May 25 1989 19:371
    
396.8850access panel -> Congressional investigating committeeMELEE::BIELSKIStan B.Thu May 25 1989 19:473

    
    ...what doesn't he know, and when did he forget it?
396.8851Congressional investigating committee -> Bureaucrats...!LEZAH::BOBBITTseeking the balanceThu May 25 1989 19:501
    
396.8852Bureaucrats! --> Kitty DressersTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerThu May 25 1989 20:020
396.8853Kitty Dressers --> Chic cats --> ChicatterySHARE::SATOWThu May 25 1989 20:250
396.8854KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowThu May 25 1989 22:422
    Chicattery => A maze of twisty little psasages each with a feline
    
396.8855maze of twisty little passages -> the MillCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNThu May 25 1989 22:461
    as you furiously type "xyzzy"!
396.8856KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowThu May 25 1989 22:484
    the Mill => any DEC office
    
    
    As a hollow voice says "you cannot use that here"
396.8857any DEC office --> plantsLESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Thu May 25 1989 23:102
    
    Digital's famous for offices having them ...
396.8858Plants --> IdleSHARE::SATOWThu May 25 1989 23:341
We've got THEM also
396.8859Idle(s) -> of the KingLEZAH::BOBBITTseeking the balanceThu May 25 1989 23:391
    
396.8860of the King --> belonging to ElvisAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoFri May 26 1989 06:070
396.8861belonging to Elvis ->Blue Suede ShoesGALVIA::MOONEYNollaig O'Maonaigh as Tiobraid ArannFri May 26 1989 13:451
    
396.8862belonging to Elvis --> GracelandKETJE::KONINGSPlay it again, SamFri May 26 1989 13:451
    
396.8863No TrespassingSHARE::SATOWFri May 26 1989 19:405
Blue suede shoes --> Don't step on -----+
					|
					+--> No Trespassing
					|
		     Graceland----------+
396.8864No Trespassing --> File locked by other userKETJE::KONINGSPlay it again, SamFri May 26 1989 20:071
    
396.8865File locked by other user --> faulty tape dispenserTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerFri May 26 1989 20:250
396.8866faulty tape dispenser ==> Faulty TowersTHEGIZ::PITARDGO AHEAD, RAIN ON MY PARADE!!!!!!Fri May 26 1989 21:500
396.8867Faulty Towers => Where's the Manuel ?KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowFri May 26 1989 22:270
396.8868Where's the Manuel ==> We don't need no stinken' manuels!!!THEGIZ::PITARDGO AHEAD, RAIN ON MY PARADE!!!!!!Fri May 26 1989 22:580
396.8869We don't need no stinken' Manuels!!! --> Dial SoapLESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Fri May 26 1989 23:264
    
    Re "Faulty Towers":
    
                 -<Faulty Towers --> bad reports on John T.>-
396.8870dial soap ---> rotary detergentWMOIS::B_REINKEIf you are a dreamer, come in..Fri May 26 1989 23:311
    
396.8871rotary detergent => centrifugal car washKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowFri May 26 1989 23:463
    I can picture cars going around Mass. rotaries (traffic circles
    or roundabouts depending on where you live) and spinning out as
    they get cleaned going around 'em!
396.8872TERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerSat May 27 1989 00:115
        -<centrifugal car wash --> centrifugal space wash --> comet >-


which is circular, since Comet is also a cleanser...

396.8873LESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Sat May 27 1989 01:329
    comet --> cupid --> prancer ---> dancer --> vixen ---> blitzen --+
      [Santa Claus' reindeer, if you can recall the verse]           |
                                                                     |
                                                                     |
    +---- cannibalism <----- Pass < --------------- Donner <---------+
    |        [Look up the Donner Pass incident, if curious]
    |
    |
    +---> Long Pig ----> porker ---> sty ---> mud ---> pies
396.8874 comet --> ellipse --> algebra TSG::LEEGood Thing,...where have you gone?Sat May 27 1989 01:331
396.8875alphabet soupMELEE::BIELSKIStan B.Sat May 27 1989 01:454
    
    algebra - - - - - -+           ^
                       | - - - - - |
      pies  - - - - - -+
396.8876alphabet soup => pas da crackers please!KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowSat May 27 1989 02:150
396.8877LESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Sat May 27 1989 02:252
    pas da crackers please ---> pass the biscuits ---> pax vobiscum
    
396.8878--> ShakespeareWMOIS::B_REINKEIf you are a dreamer, come in..Sat May 27 1989 04:057
    pax vobiscum --> pax --> pox ---> a pox upon --> 
                                                  |
                                                  |                 
           Romeo and Juliet< --- both your houses-+
           |
           |
           +------> Shakespeare
396.8879Shakespeare --> Outrageous FortuneAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoSat May 27 1989 04:540
396.8880Outrageous Fortune --> incredible luckWMOIS::B_REINKEIf you are a dreamer, come in..Sat May 27 1989 06:461
    
396.8881CNTROL::HENRIKSONSomeGuysGetAllTheAdjectivesSat May 27 1989 23:508
                  -< incredible luck -> inedible, yuck >-

    Re: Shakespeare -> outrageous fortune

        -> outraged tribesman

Pete

396.8882inedible, yuck --> Mystic RiverAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoSun May 28 1989 00:504
     Massachusetts digits might bridge the gap between these two
     associations. :-)
     
     Dan
396.8883Mystic River -> River of No ReturnLEZAH::BOBBITTseeking the balanceSun May 28 1989 07:131
    
396.8884River of No Return -> Bus StopVISA::BIJAOUITomorrow Never KnowsSun May 28 1989 17:591
    
396.8885CNTROL::HENRIKSONSomeGuysGetAllTheAdjectivesSun May 28 1989 22:581
                    -< Bus Stop -> Marilyn Monroe >-
396.8886Marilyn Monroe --> Norma Jean BakerWMOIS::B_REINKEIf you are a dreamer, come in..Sun May 28 1989 23:409
    
    
    
    
    We are now slightly more than 1100 replies away from 10,000...
    
    anyone want to be when we will make it?
    
    Bonnie
396.8887Tammy BakerEAGLE1::EGGERSAnybody can fly with an engine.Mon May 29 1989 02:092
    I certainly "want to be" when we make it. The alternative
    simply isn't attractive.
396.8888Tammy Baker --> Amie Semple McPhersonWMOIS::B_REINKEIf you are a dreamer, come in..Mon May 29 1989 06:5211
   
    
    
    
    
    
    that was supposed to be 'bet' not 'be'...
    
    the joys of a noisy phone line
    
    sigh
396.8889Amie Semple McPherson -> Declan Patrick McManusEGAV01::DKEATINGWho framed Colin Wallace ?Mon May 29 1989 18:451
    
396.8890KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowMon May 29 1989 22:1910
    Declan Patrick McManus => Angus McFergus McTavish Dundee
    
    Say it with a good brogue
    

    10000 ? I wonder if we'll ever make it ! (Will notes let us make
    it ?  Has anyone determined this yet ?  Any Notes maintainers around
    ?)
    
    
396.8891TSG::LEEGood Thing,...where have you gone?Tue May 30 1989 01:083
Angus McFergus McTavish Dundee => Mrs. O'Leary's Cow => The Great Chicago Fire

396.8892The Great Chicago Fire => Towering InfernoKETJE::KONINGSPlay it again, SamTue May 30 1989 12:361
    
396.8893Towering inferno -> Faulty TowersLEGLAV::HENRIKWBorn in the SNATue May 30 1989 19:151
    
396.8894Towering Inferno --> Irwin AllenLESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Tue May 30 1989 19:152
    
    ... makes all those disaster movies...
396.8895Fawlty Towers + Irwin Allen -> AllentownLEZAH::BOBBITTseeking the balanceTue May 30 1989 19:311
    
396.8896Allentown->Art FestivalCAM::MAZURGo play Pluc i ~lapacTue May 30 1989 19:331
396.8897<- Art Fetival -> first male cruise linerPH4VAX::MCBRIDEI'm younger than that now.Tue May 30 1989 19:411
    
396.8898first ale cruise liner => Royal Mail LinesKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowTue May 30 1989 20:580
396.8899Royal Mail Lines => Loyal Rail MinesKETJE::KONINGSPlay it again, SamTue May 30 1989 21:161
    
396.8900Loyal Rail Mines -> Tory Disney WorldMELEE::BIELSKIStan B.Tue May 30 1989 21:304

    
    Where else but in Fantasyland could you harvest ready-to-lay
    rails out of a hole in the ground?
396.8901LESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Tue May 30 1989 23:3513
    Tory Disney World --> Tory Epcot Exhibit --> British Pavilion? --+
                                                                     |
                                                                     |
    +-- pinup pictures <-- Great Wall pictures <-- Chinese Pavilion -+
    |
    |
    +-> beautiful models --> georgeous replicas ---------------------+
                                                                     |
                                                                     |
                                                                     |
    +------ funny money <------- counterfeit $100 bills <------------+
    |
    +-------> Laughing all the way to the bank 
396.8902Laughing all the way to the bank ==> Only bought one lotto ticketPOBOX::VANTILBURGCome on Spring... Gone Fishing :^)Wed May 31 1989 03:261
    
396.8903COMET::GUALTIERTwo Week Shelf-life.Wed May 31 1989 15:251
     -< Only bought one lotto ticke/t/ ==> Brother can you spare a dime? >-
396.8904LESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Wed May 31 1989 18:587
    Brother can you spare a dime --> depression ---> recession --+
                                                                 |
                                                                 |
    +--- Mr. Freeze <-- salary freeze <-- economic slowdown <----+
    |
    |
    +---> Batman --> bat ---> vampire --> Dracula --> Bela Lugosi
396.8905Bela Lugosi --> Bela the BallSHARE::SATOWWed May 31 1989 19:330
396.8906Bela the Ball -> Southern BelleGRNDAD::STONERoyWed May 31 1989 21:001
    
396.8907Southern Belle --> NYNEXLESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Wed May 31 1989 21:436
    
    ... One of the "Baby Bells"
    
    Re "Bela the Ball":
    
                   -<Bela the Ball --> Jabba the Hut>-
396.8908AITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoWed May 31 1989 22:3912
        NYNEX --> my nex --> our necks --> let us all hang together --|
                                                                      |
       |- More <-- more <-- door <-- lock <-- key <-- Ben Franklin <--|
       |
       |-> A Man For All Seasons --> salt and pepper --> black and white --|
                                                                           |
    |- moors <-- doors <-- locks <-- keys <-- piano <-- ebony and ivory <--|
    |
    |-> bogs --> bogged down --> rathole --|
                                    ^      |
                                    |      |
                                    |-- <--|
396.8909rathole --> tar pitTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerWed May 31 1989 23:250
396.8910tar pit => featheredKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowThu Jun 01 1989 00:070
396.8911feathered -> I ain't ticklishMELEE::BIELSKIStan B.Thu Jun 01 1989 00:361
    
396.8912I ain't ticklish => Well you should beKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowThu Jun 01 1989 00:410
396.8913Well you should be --> take chicken soupLESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Thu Jun 01 1989 01:122
    
    ... the closest thing to a universal panacea.
396.8914take chicken soup -> where?GRNDAD::STONERoyThu Jun 01 1989 01:551
    
396.8915chicken soup + where? -> weresoupCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNThu Jun 01 1989 02:192
    Something a grandmother werewolf gives a kid werewolf with
    a throat cold (something about howlin' at the moon all night long)?
396.8916weresoup ---> bean soupLAMHRA::WHORLOW1:25000 - a magic numberThu Jun 01 1989 09:447
    
    
    Busy as heck, jus' passin ' thru'
    
    
    derek
    
396.8917bean soup -> always was soupGALVIA::MOONEYNollaig O'Maonaigh as Tiobraid ArannThu Jun 01 1989 13:581
    
396.8918COMET::GUALTIERDiversified consolidations Inc.Thu Jun 01 1989 15:445
                    -< always was soup ==> Brother in-law >-

    

396.8919Brother in-law --> brother outlawLESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Thu Jun 01 1989 17:472
    
    ... Like Jesse James and Billy the Kid.
396.8920brother outlaw -> AH HA!MELEE::BIELSKIStan B.Thu Jun 01 1989 18:443

 
    ...so you *can* pick your relatives...
396.8921KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowThu Jun 01 1989 20:132
    AH HA! => EUREKA! => You donta smella so good youself!
    
396.8922TSG::LEEDancing at the Zombie ZooThu Jun 01 1989 22:374
	You donta smella so good youself! => head cold
    

396.8923head cold -> hot-headEGAV01::DKEATINGWho framed Colin Wallace ?Thu Jun 01 1989 23:211
    
396.8924hot-head -> flamageGNUVAX::BOBBITTseeking the balanceThu Jun 01 1989 23:401
    
396.8925flamage -> outdoor barbecueMELEE::BIELSKIStan B.Fri Jun 02 1989 01:431
    
396.8926outdoor barbecue --> open-pit barbecueLESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Fri Jun 02 1989 02:513
    
    The height of true Southern [U.S.] cooking is open-pit barbecue.
    I pity the folk who haven't experienced dining on it.
396.8927Open-Pit Barbecue --> Roast Piggy!!POBOX::VANTILBURGIs it Friday yet? If not, why not?Fri Jun 02 1989 03:041
    
396.8928Roast Piggy!! --> Miss PiggyAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoFri Jun 02 1989 04:240
396.8929Miss Piggy --> Porky's RevengeKETJE::KONINGSPlay it again, SamFri Jun 02 1989 13:051
    
396.8930Porky's Revenge -> Sweet'n'Sour...GAOV08::DKEATINGWho framed Colin Wallace ?Fri Jun 02 1989 15:451
    
396.8931sweet'n'sour --> man-hungry mother-in-lawLESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Fri Jun 02 1989 18:241
    
396.8932Yin lookin' for a YangMELEE::BIELSKIStan B.Fri Jun 02 1989 18:571
    
396.8933SHARE::SATOWFri Jun 02 1989 23:202
Yin lookin' for a Yang -->  Cure looking for a disease

396.8934boxKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowSat Jun 03 1989 00:202
    cure looking for a disease => answer waiting for a question =>
       Jeopardy => game shows => definition => Joy of lex => box
396.8935LESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Sat Jun 03 1989 01:397
    box --> fight ---> fisticuffs --> handcuffs ---> cop --+
                                                           |
                                                           |
    +----- stare <-- peer <-- noble <-- baron <-- robber --+
    |
    |
    +--> ogle ---> leer ---> King --> Kong --> Conga ---> line
396.8936KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowSat Jun 03 1989 01:433
    line => four => square => six => box => carton => container =>
    
    freight => rail
396.8937rail --> liarSHARE::SATOWSat Jun 03 1989 02:090
396.8938liar --> lairAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoSat Jun 03 1989 02:210
396.8939lair --> leerEVETPU::CANTORThe answer is -- a daily double.Sun Jun 04 1989 10:050
396.8940leer --> reelAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoSun Jun 04 1989 21:590
396.8941reel --> unrealIOSG::LAWMMathew Law (only *one* T), Reading UKSun Jun 04 1989 23:050
396.8942unreal -> fauxLEZAH::BOBBITTseeking the balanceMon Jun 05 1989 07:361
    
396.8943faux --> pawAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoMon Jun 05 1989 10:080
396.8944paw --> mawIOSG::LAWMMathew Law (only *one* T), Reading UKMon Jun 05 1989 15:190
396.8945maw ==> Make A WishTHEGIZ::PITARDGO AHEAD, RAIN ON MY PARADE!!!!!!Mon Jun 05 1989 17:360
396.8946Make A Wish --> upon a starLESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Mon Jun 05 1989 18:324
    
    Re "maw":
    
                              -<maw ---> gaping>-
396.8947upon a star -> le petit princeLEZAH::BOBBITTseeking the balanceMon Jun 05 1989 18:391
    
396.8948Le petit prince => AntoineMARVIN::KNOWLESRunning old protocolMon Jun 05 1989 19:171
    
396.8949SHARE::SATOWMon Jun 05 1989 20:248
Creating and resolving my own loose thread:


		+-->spider lost--->spider monkey--+
		|				  |
Antoine---------+				  +-->monkey's uncle
		|				  |
		+-->uncle two---------------------+
396.8950monkey's uncle => Well, I'll be!KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowMon Jun 05 1989 21:080
396.8951Well, I'll be --> damned!LESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Mon Jun 05 1989 21:479
    
    Re "monkey's uncle":
    
                    -<Monkey's Uncle --> Annette Funicello>-
    
    ... For those who aren't trivia or movie buffs, one of the many
    Annette films was one Disney epic called _The Monkey's Uncle_,
    involving her, Tommy Kirk, and a number of chimpanzees (which, of
    course, aren't monkeys, but anyway...)
396.8952damned --> blocked!AYOV27::ISMITHHugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew...Mon Jun 05 1989 22:221
    
396.8953blocked! --> headed!AITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoMon Jun 05 1989 22:380
396.8954STAMPEDE!KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowMon Jun 05 1989 22:391
    headed => your way =>   ^
396.8955blocked! ---> tackled!WMOIS::B_REINKEIf you are a dreamer, come in..Mon Jun 05 1989 22:401
    
396.8956LESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Mon Jun 05 1989 23:187
    Stampede ----------------+
                             |
                             |
    Tackled -----------------+----> chastened
    
    
    Stam should have looked at what he was doing. ;-D
396.8957chastened -> chasteLEZAH::BOBBITTseeking the balanceMon Jun 05 1989 23:351
    
396.8958chaste -> caughtGRNDAD::STONERoyMon Jun 05 1989 23:511
    ...no longer chaste!
396.8959caught -> red-handedCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNMon Jun 05 1989 23:591
    
396.8960red-handed-->Play those bongos!!!WHEEL::SWINIARSKINANcy--*NANSKI*--SwiniarSKITue Jun 06 1989 00:021
    
396.8961Play those bongos!!! -> ok, you can stop now...MELEE::BIELSKIStan B.Tue Jun 06 1989 03:121
    
396.8962ok, you can stop now... => Do I have to???THEGIZ::PITARDGO AHEAD, RAIN ON MY PARADE!!!!!!Tue Jun 06 1989 03:211
       
396.8963Do I have to??? --> no, Jay, not you :-)WMOIS::B_REINKEIf you are a dreamer, come in..Tue Jun 06 1989 07:377
    
    
    in re chaste
    
    
    
    chaste = waste! :-)
396.8964No, Jay, not you --> hop, skip and a ...mpTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerTue Jun 06 1989 08:335


   no J, no U

396.8965hop, skip ans a ... MP --> drunken AWOL soldier apprehendedLESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Tue Jun 06 1989 18:072
    
    hop as in beer...
396.8966SHARE::SATOWTue Jun 06 1989 19:432
drunken AWOL soldier apprehended --> What shall we do with a drunken sailor?

396.8967LESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Tue Jun 06 1989 20:329
    What shall we do with a drunken sailor? ----> brig 'im -----+
                                                                |
                                                                |
    +-- fright <---- everybody scream <----- ice cream ---------+
    |                                   [Brigham's is a Massa-]
    |                                  [chusetts ice cream chain]
    |
    |
    +--> terror --> horror --> film --> membrane --> filter
396.8968filter ==> oilTHEGIZ::PITARDGO AHEAD, RAIN ON MY PARADE!!!!!!Tue Jun 06 1989 23:090
396.8969oil --> slickSHARE::SATOWTue Jun 06 1989 23:200
396.8970oil + slick = ExxonCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNTue Jun 06 1989 23:281
    
396.8971Exxon -> X-offGRNDAD::STONERoyTue Jun 06 1989 23:321
    
396.8972X-off --> Same to you!LESCOM::KALLISI'm the PTATue Jun 06 1989 23:543
    
    "X" as in "love and XXXXX"
    
396.8973Same to you! --> 2U 2USHARE::SATOWWed Jun 07 1989 00:191
396.89742U 2U --> tutuTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerWed Jun 07 1989 00:400
396.8975tutu ==> ballerinaTHEGIZ::PITARDGO AHEAD, RAIN ON MY PARADE!!!!!!Wed Jun 07 1989 01:400
396.8976ballerina -> Sugar Plum FairyCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNWed Jun 07 1989 02:401
    
396.8977Sugar Plum Fairy => Fair y nuffKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowWed Jun 07 1989 02:490
396.8978CNTROL::HENRIKSONSomeGuysGetAllTheAdjectivesWed Jun 07 1989 05:1510
                      -< Fair y nuff => 'Nuff said >-



Re: Exxon

Sign of the double cross

Pete

396.8979'Nuff said --> fad is funAITG::DERAMORoad kill gourmetWed Jun 07 1989 05:211
	anagram
396.8980fad is fun --> Day is doneDDIF::CANTORThe answer is -- a daily double.Wed Jun 07 1989 06:170
396.8981day is done -> Grass is 'rizWMOIS::M_KOWALEWICZToday's special! (tomorrow is too)Wed Jun 07 1989 17:100
396.8982can't help wonderin' where China izMELEE::BIELSKIStan B.Wed Jun 07 1989 18:281
    
396.8983LESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Wed Jun 07 1989 18:314
    Grass is 'riz --> here I is --> where are you? --> who cares --+
                                                                   |
                                                                   |
                                   Jinx <-- Hoodoo <--- Who do? ---+
396.8984Jinx -> LynxLEZAH::BOBBITTseeking the balanceWed Jun 07 1989 18:491
    
396.8985...China iz + Lynx --> TigerWMOIS::B_REINKEIf you are a dreamer, come in..Wed Jun 07 1989 20:091
    
396.8986Chinese + Lynx -> asian tigerCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNWed Jun 07 1989 20:091
    
396.8987tiger + asian tiger = double troubleWMOIS::B_REINKEIf you are a dreamer, come in..Wed Jun 07 1989 20:111
    
396.8988tiger + asian tiger -> tiger, tiger burning bright...COOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNWed Jun 07 1989 20:121
    Ooops, crossed notes.
396.8989CNTROL::HENRIKSONSomeGuysGetAllTheAdjectivesWed Jun 07 1989 20:271
<tiger, tiger burning bright+double trouble => Fred Lynn hits one off the wall>
396.8990... one off the wall => a few loose bricksKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowWed Jun 07 1989 20:460
396.8991Fred Lyn hits one off the wall --> the mouse ran down the clockLESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Wed Jun 07 1989 20:486
    
    Re "double trouble":
    
                      -<double trouble --> boil and bubble>-
    
                             [Heh-heh-heh]
396.8992SHARE::SATOWWed Jun 07 1989 21:038
mouse ran down the clock --> the clock struck one-------+
							|
							+-------+
							|	|
a few loose bricks--------------------------------------+	|
								|
								|
	falling brick strikes mouse<----------------------------+
396.8993...strikes mouse ---> the sky is falling WMOIS::B_REINKEIf you are a dreamer, come in..Wed Jun 07 1989 21:199
    
    
    
    
    we haven't had so many duplicate entries in a long time :-)..
    
    maybe people are anxious to get to 9000?
    
    Bonnie
396.8994the sky is falling --> quick ! hide !KETJE::KONINGSPlay it again, SamWed Jun 07 1989 21:271
    
396.8995quick ! hide ! --> 4 minute warningAYOV27::ISMITHHugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew...Wed Jun 07 1989 21:331
    
396.89964 minute warning --> forewarningSHARE::SATOWWed Jun 07 1989 21:370
396.8997LESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Wed Jun 07 1989 21:477
    Forewarning ---+---> wild golf drive ----> Dune buggy --+
                   |                                        |
                   |                                        |
                   +--> omen --+--- dune has sand fleas <---+
                               |
                               |
                               +--> deja dune (?)
396.8998deja dune --> deja thoris --> barsoomWMOIS::B_REINKEIf you are a dreamer, come in..Wed Jun 07 1989 22:021
396.8999barsoom -> RUN!!! the sky *IS* falling....MELEE::BIELSKIStan B.Wed Jun 07 1989 22:421
    
396.9000CSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Jun 07 1989 22:461
            < RUN!!! the sky *IS* falling.... -> stratus fear? >
396.9001RUN!!! the sky *IS* falling.... ==> Klunk!!! It fell.THEGIZ::PITARDGO AHEAD, RAIN ON MY PARADE!!!!!!Wed Jun 07 1989 22:460
396.9002Klunk!!! It fell. --> On my toe! Ouch!AITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoWed Jun 07 1989 22:570
396.9003LESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Wed Jun 07 1989 23:077
    Stratus fear? --> status fear ---> snobbery ----> nose in air -+
                                                                   |
                                                                   |
    On my toe! Ouch! --> stubbed toe --> not looking where going --+
                                                                   |
                                                                   |
                                                     prattfall! <--+
396.9004pratfall -> Whitney TailspinLEZAH::BOBBITTseeking the balanceWed Jun 07 1989 23:411
    
396.9005Whitney Tailspin -> Whitney HoustonHOTAIR::SIMONHugs Welcome Anytime!Thu Jun 08 1989 04:461
    
396.9006Whitney Houston --> Sam HoustonEVETPU::CANTORThe answer is -- a daily double.Thu Jun 08 1989 06:340
396.9007Sam Houston -=> Down Among the Red menIOSG::ROBERTSAbsolutely! .... and why not?Thu Jun 08 1989 14:072
    
    no insult intended.
396.9008Down Among the Red men --> At the Red SquareKETJE::KONINGSPlay it again, SamThu Jun 08 1989 14:121
    
396.9009IOSG::ROBERTSAbsolutely! .... and why not?Thu Jun 08 1989 14:294
    At the Red Square -=> "Take your comrade by the hand......."
    
    
    A Red square dance? 8-(
396.9010CNTROL::HENRIKSONSomeGuysGetAllTheAdjectivesThu Jun 08 1989 17:231
    -<"Take your comrade by the hand......." -> Caught red handed >-
396.9011Caught red handed --> would you like your palm red?LESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Thu Jun 08 1989 18:064
    
    or,
    
                     -<caught red handed --> Lady Macbeth>-
396.9012...palm red -> PalmoliveLEZAH::BOBBITTseeking the balanceThu Jun 08 1989 19:391
    
396.9013Palmolive - An olive in hand is worth two in the bushHOTAIR::SIMONHugs Welcome Anytime!Thu Jun 08 1989 20:171
396.9014LESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Thu Jun 08 1989 20:2712
    An olive in the hand is worth two in the bush ----+
                                                      |
                                                      |
                   Presidential two-Martini lunch <---+
                   
    
    Or, on a newshawk note:
    
    An olive in the hand is worth two in the bush ---+
                                                     |
                                                     |
    An Ollie in hand is worth two in the brush <-----+
396.9015Presidential Lunch -> pass the pork rindsCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNThu Jun 08 1989 22:092
    Apparently it is true and not just some PR ploy; Bush
    does eat Pork Rinds (gag!).
396.9016pass the pork rinds -> send along the sow belliesGRNDAD::STONERoyThu Jun 08 1989 23:021
    
396.9017 send along the sow bellies => star bellied sneeches TSG::LEEDancing at the Zombie ZooThu Jun 08 1989 23:481
396.9018star bellied sneeches --> yellow-bellied snitchesLESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Fri Jun 09 1989 02:0710
    
    Re pork rinds (.9015):
    
    Have you ever tried them?  They're primarily a dish from the
    southwestern U.S. and aren't at all bad.  They're deep-fat-fried
    and are salted so that they're vaguely like potato chips.
    
    Another delicacy from the region used to be brains and eggs (usually
    calve's brains and scrambled eggs).  I go no farther than pork rinds
    or grits, if it comes to that....
396.9019yellow-bellied snitches --> informantsAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoFri Jun 09 1989 04:240
396.9020CNTROL::HENRIKSONSomeGuysGetAllTheAdjectivesFri Jun 09 1989 08:561
                -< informants -> but, don't tell uncles >-
396.9021but don't tell uncles --> amLESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Fri Jun 09 1989 19:022
    
    ... said a lot by Income Tax cheats.
396.9022am ---> anne marieWMOIS::B_REINKEIf you are a dreamer, come in..Fri Jun 09 1989 19:081
    
396.9023anne marie -> Donny & MarieLEZAH::BOBBITTthe closer I am to fineFri Jun 09 1989 19:491
    
396.9024Donny & Marie ==> OsmondTHEGIZ::PITARDGO AHEAD, RAIN ON MY PARADE!!!!!!Fri Jun 09 1989 20:410
396.9025Osmond --> Oz LandSHARE::SATOWFri Jun 09 1989 21:010
396.9026Oz Land ==> Yellow Brick RoadTHEGIZ::PITARDGO AHEAD, RAIN ON MY PARADE!!!!!!Fri Jun 09 1989 21:210
396.9027Yellow Brick Road -=> Goodbye!IOSG::ROBERTSAbsolutely! .... and why not?Fri Jun 09 1989 21:461
    
396.9028Goodbye! --> Excellent purchase!SHARE::SATOWFri Jun 09 1989 22:050
396.9029Excellent purchase --> buy low; sell high.LESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Fri Jun 09 1989 22:212
    
    Old stock-market maxim.
396.9030buy low; sell high. -> ManhattanHOTAIR::SIMONHugs Welcome Anytime!Sat Jun 10 1989 01:041
    
396.9031Manhattan --> burroAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoSat Jun 10 1989 04:083
	Isn't that of what Manhattan is one of five? :-)

	Dan
396.9032burro -> Tony Adams...GAOV08::DKEATINGWho framed Colin Wallace ?Mon Jun 12 1989 18:004
    For the benefit of those across the pond...Tony Adams is a football
    (soccer)player for Arsenal...who has the rather unfortunate nick-name
    'The Donkey'.
    
396.9033Tony Adams --> Douglas AdamsSTAR::HUBERThe Revenge of the Muted BassoonMon Jun 12 1989 18:041
    
396.9034Douglas Adams -> Adam's AppleLEGLAV::HENRIKWWhat about curtains?Mon Jun 12 1989 18:091
    The first Macintosh?...
396.9035Adam's Apple -> Eve's SnakeIJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeMon Jun 12 1989 18:5811
RE -2 (Douglas Adams)

Finally, I know what the question is.
You want to know? It is:



"How many provinces did Egypt have back in the time of the New Kingdom?"

Arie
396.9036Eve's snake --> eye-openerTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerMon Jun 12 1989 19:070
396.9037LESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Mon Jun 12 1989 19:3610
    eye-opener --> can opener --> church key --> skeleton key --+
                                                                |
                                                                |
    +-- booty <-- loot <-- pirate's treasure <-- pirate's cove -+
    |
    |
    +-- shoe --> scat --> spoor --> spore --> seed --> kernel --+
                                                                |
                                                                |
                    apes <-- mandrills <-- drills <-- Sanders --+
396.9038apes --> mimicsAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoMon Jun 12 1989 22:510
396.9039mimics -> mimicsCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNTue Jun 13 1989 00:161
    
396.9040mimics -> doppelgangersLEZAH::BOBBITTthe closer I am to fineTue Jun 13 1989 00:221
    
396.9041LESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Tue Jun 13 1989 01:278
    dopplegangers --> ka and bu --> spirits --> wine --> complain -+
                                                                   |
                                                                   |
    +-- celebrate <-- party <-- hen <-- vixen <-- bitch <-- gripe -+
    |
    |
    +--> mass --> shapeless --> amorphous --> amorous --> pairing
    
396.9042pairing --> couplingAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoTue Jun 13 1989 05:040
396.9043coupling -> cufflinkCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNTue Jun 13 1989 06:299
    And .. ah ... cufflinks come in pairs too.  Yeah, that's the ticket.
    
    Back a few:
    About pork rinds and brains & eggs and other Southern cookin' --
    there was a cookbook introduced about 2 years ago that dealt
    with such "delicacies" in a humorous way.  It was entitled 
    "White Trash Recipes".  One could find out the proper way to
    prepare the typical dishes like hushpuppies as well as some
    less well-known dishes that contain possum.
396.9044cuff-link => twinMARVIN::KNOWLESRunning old protocolTue Jun 13 1989 17:511
    That's the Spanish.
396.9045LESNET::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Tue Jun 13 1989 18:547
    Twin --> Danny diVito --+--> Arnold Schwarzenegger --> film --+
                            |                                     |
                            |                                     |
                            +--> Ruthless People -----------------+
                                                                  |
                                                                  |
                                        Commando <----------------+ 
396.9046Commando -> raidLEZAH::BOBBITTthe closer I am to fineTue Jun 13 1989 20:261
    
396.9047raid --> mosquitoSHARE::SATOWTue Jun 13 1989 20:381
"Raid" is a popular brand of insecticide.
396.9048mosquito ==> moss key towTHEGIZ::PITARDRIde to Live, Live to RideTue Jun 13 1989 21:010
396.9049LESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Tue Jun 13 1989 21:119
    Moss ---+     key ---+   tow----+
            |            |          |
            |            |          +---> heel --+
            |            |                       |
            |            +--> lock --+           |
            |                        |           |
            +--> stone --> rolling --+           |
                                     |           |
                                     +--> safe --+--> safecracker
396.9050 safecracker --> unmarried CURRNT::SOBOTSteve Sobot, BasingstokeTue Jun 13 1989 22:091
    
396.9051safecracker-->unmarried-->unchasteWMOIS::B_REINKEIf you are a dreamer, come in..Wed Jun 14 1989 00:111
    
396.9052KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowWed Jun 14 1989 00:524
    -<unchaste => deja vu => what goes around comes around => a round
    
         => a square => a cube => BOX >-
    
396.9053LESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Wed Jun 14 1989 00:5815
    unchaste --> unchased ---> unhunted ---> unwanted ---> interruption -+
                                                                         |
                                                                         |
             +-- during counseling <-- intra session <-- intercession <--+
             |
             |
             +-->revelation --> inspiration --> respiration --+
                                                              |
                                                              |
                                                 box ---------+---+
                                                                  |
                                                                  |
                                               artificial lung <--+
                                           
                 
396.9054artificial lung ==> AqualungTHEGIZ::PITARDRIde to Live, Live to RideWed Jun 14 1989 01:530
396.9055aqualung -> Jethro TullCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNWed Jun 14 1989 04:331
    
396.9056Jethro Tull --> Beverly HillbilliesAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoWed Jun 14 1989 06:360
396.9057Beverly Hillbillies -> Salem WitchesMELEE::BIELSKIStan B.Wed Jun 14 1989 07:323

    
    Beverly and Salem are adjacent towns in Massachusetts.
396.9058Salem Witches --> ergot on ryeWMOIS::B_REINKEIf you are a dreamer, come in..Wed Jun 14 1989 09:291
    
396.9059ergot on rye --> highLESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Wed Jun 14 1989 19:057
    
    Re "Aqualung":
    
                          -<Aqualung --> Aquaman>-
    
    That's for nostalgiaphiles.  I think Namor's a more interesting
    character.
396.9060high --> ho, hi hoSHARE::SATOWWed Jun 14 1989 19:360
396.9061high ==> ho, hi ho ==> It's off to work we go.......THEGIZ::PITARDRIde to Live, Live to RideWed Jun 14 1989 19:460
396.9062It's off to work we go -> grenadesIJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeWed Jun 14 1989 20:120
396.9063grenades --> GrenadasSTAR::HUBERThe Revenge of the Muted BassoonWed Jun 14 1989 21:280
396.9064KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowWed Jun 14 1989 22:108
    grenadas => grenadines => grenadiers => buzbies => bird on a wire
     => Leonard Cohen => depression => highs => volcanoes => islands
       => grenadas => went nowhere 
         => there and back to see how far it is!
    
    
    Buzby was a cartoon bird that British Telecom used for telephone
    advertising.
396.9065there and back to see how far -> pedometerLEZAH::BOBBITTthe closer I am to fineWed Jun 14 1989 23:411
    
396.9066pedometer -> pedophile -> pediculosis -> lousy CUPMK::SLOANEOpportunity knocks softlyWed Jun 14 1989 23:571
    
396.9067Lousy --> Picking nitsSHARE::SATOWThu Jun 15 1989 00:061
396.9068Picking nits ==> Nicking PitsTHEGIZ::PITARDRIde to Live, Live to RideThu Jun 15 1989 00:510
396.9069CNTROL::HENRIKSONSomeGuysGetAllTheAdjectivesThu Jun 15 1989 00:551
                   -<Picking nits => I'll take that one >-
396.9070LESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Thu Jun 15 1989 01:599
    Nicking pits --> starting guava plants --+
                                             |
                                             |
                        I'll take that one --+--> planting guavas
    
    
    
    Horticultural point:  some plant pits germinate better if the outer
    shell is nicked.  
396.9071KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowThu Jun 15 1989 02:083
    planting guavas => planting peaches => eating peaches => save the
    stone => leave no tern unstoned
    
396.9072leave no tern unstoned --> narcotic birdfoodLESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Thu Jun 15 1989 02:492
    
    ... brings a whole new meaning to "as the .... flies..."
396.9073narcotic birdfood --> Polly want some crack!AITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoThu Jun 15 1989 04:080
396.9074Polly want some crack -> Birdy-birdy numb-numbLEGLAV::HENRIKWWhat about curtains?Thu Jun 15 1989 12:511
    
396.9075Birdy-birdy numb-numb ==> golf-golf unfeeling-unfeelingTHEGIZ::PITARDRIde to Live, Live to RideThu Jun 15 1989 17:290
396.9076golf-golf unfeeling-unfeeling --> la belle damme sans merciLESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Thu Jun 15 1989 18:195
    
    "Golf" is the radio phhonetic alphabet identifier for the letter
    "G."
    
    "G-G" is a girl's name... 
396.9077la belle dame sans merci -> la bella dama senza pietaIJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeThu Jun 15 1989 19:058
Steve,

please explain me the origin of this expression.

Thanks,

Arie
396.9078la bella dama senza pieta -> belladonnaCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNFri Jun 16 1989 00:102
    "La belle dame sans merci" is from a poem of one of the
    Romantic poets, Wordsworth maybe?  Keats?
396.9079belladonna --> deadly nightshadeTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerFri Jun 16 1989 01:070
396.9080Deadly nightshade --> SilhouettesSHARE::SATOWFri Jun 16 1989 01:332
... on the Shade, a song from the 50s?

396.9081Silhouettes --> Death RayEVETPU::CANTORThe answer is -- a daily double.Fri Jun 16 1989 02:136
 Deadly nightshade --> Silhouettes --> The Rays --> Death Ray
 ======                                    ====

"Silhouette" was recorded by the Rays.

Dave C.
396.9082LESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Fri Jun 16 1989 02:4013
    Death Ray --+--> Buck Rogers --+--> Deer assents --> Deer flies --+
                |                  |                                  |
                |                  |                                  |
                +--> Flash Gordon -+--- Dale's Flying Belt <----------+
                                   |
                                   |
                                   +---> space adventure ---+
                                                            |
                                                            |
                                  +--- advertising gamble --+
                                  |
                                  |
                                  +-- Proctor's partner --> detergent
396.9083detergent --> deterrentAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoFri Jun 16 1989 04:252
	The fact that "deterrent" in not in my office dictionary
	did not prevent me from using it in WAF.
396.9084deterrent --> internmentEVETPU::CANTORThe answer is -- a daily double.Fri Jun 16 1989 08:203
Let's bury this topic?

Dave C.
396.9085internment -> exterminationEGAV01::DKEATINGWho Stole The Baba's Goog?Fri Jun 16 1989 15:171
    
396.9086extermination --> bugsSTAR::HUBERNever start a land war is AsiaFri Jun 16 1989 17:330
396.9087LESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Fri Jun 16 1989 17:5811
    Bugs --> Bunny --> Playboy --> of the Western World --> Zane Grey --+
                                                                        |
                                                                        |
    +-- County <-- Love in Bloom <-- Tojours L'Amour <-- Louis Lamour --+
    |
    |
    +--> Coward --> Noel --> Christmas --> tree --> corner --+
                                                             |
                                                             |
                             forensic medicine <-- coroner --+
                                                             
396.9088forensic medicine -> for-staying-alive medicineGRNDAD::STONERoyFri Jun 16 1989 19:171
    
396.9089for-staying-alive medicine -> aspirinLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoFri Jun 16 1989 19:421
    
396.9090aspirin -> aspirantIJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeFri Jun 16 1989 22:171
396.9091aspirant --> ambitious insectIOSG::LAWMMathew Law (only *one* T), Reading UKFri Jun 16 1989 22:339
    
    or
    
    aspirant --> insect that lives at the top of a church
    (but that should be in another note!)
    
    Mat.
    *:o)
    
396.9092LESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Fri Jun 16 1989 23:2816
    ambitious insect --> professional politician --> civil servant --+
                                                                     |
                                                                     |
    +---- happy customer <-- nice employer <-- polite employee ------+
    |
    |
    +--> big sale --> spinnaker --> Brahma Bull rider --------------+
                                                                    |
                                                                    |
    +-- elite steer <- pedestrian bovine <- Elsie the Cow walker <--+
    |
    |
    +--> insider trading --> organ donor --> charitable churchgoer -+
                                                                    |
                                                                    |
    church mouse <-- economically disadvantaged churchdweller <-----+
396.9093church mouse -> dormouseGRNDAD::STONERoySat Jun 17 1989 01:291
    dormouse - a small squirrel-like Old World rodent.
396.9094Dormouse -> Frat HouseCTOAVX::OAKESIts Deja Vu all over again....! Sat Jun 17 1989 01:411
    
396.9095Frat House -> House PartyLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoSat Jun 17 1989 02:391
    
396.9096LESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Sat Jun 17 1989 02:4310
    Frat house --+--> animal house --+--> zoo ---> preserve --+
                 |                   |                        |
                 |                   |                        |
                 +--> dog house -----+-- trouble <-- jam -----+
                 |                   |                        |
                 |                   |                        |
                 +-> pledge -> haze -+---> beset --> attack --+
                                                              |
                                                              |
              charge <-- the best defense is a good offense --+
396.9097Charge --> CardSHARE::SATOWSat Jun 17 1989 02:561
396.9098Card --> DeckAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoSat Jun 17 1989 04:450
396.9099deck -> digitalCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNSat Jun 17 1989 04:551
    
396.9100digital --> digitalisEVETPU::CANTORThe answer is -- a daily double.Sat Jun 17 1989 10:100
396.9101digitalis --> Dig it AliceWMOIS::B_REINKEIf you are a dreamer, come in..Sun Jun 18 1989 09:003
    
    
    a notes personal name that I really liked! :-)
396.9102Dig it Alice --> restaurantAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoSun Jun 18 1989 19:530
396.9103restaurant --> rest roomEVETPU::CANTORThe answer is -- a daily double.Sun Jun 18 1989 22:290
396.9104rest room -> relaxation roomSTAR::HUBERNever start a land war in AsiaMon Jun 19 1989 18:120
396.9105relaxation room => O what can ail thee knight at arms?MARVIN::KNOWLESRunning old protocolMon Jun 19 1989 18:354
    Re .9078
    
    It was Keats. But the way he used it (and spelt `mercy') makes me
    wonder whether he wasn't alluding to some earlier reference.
396.9106O what can ail thee knight at arms --> rusty armorLESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Mon Jun 19 1989 18:402
    
    Not unlike the Tin Woodsman.
396.9107rusty armor -> tarnished romanceGRNDAD::STONERoyMon Jun 19 1989 19:511
    
396.9108tarnished romance --> unrequited loveTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerMon Jun 19 1989 22:220
396.9109unrequited love -> CyranoLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoMon Jun 19 1989 23:421
    
396.9110Cyrano --> ScaramoucheLESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Tue Jun 20 1989 01:302
    
    Another fabulous swordsman.
396.9111Scaramouche -> frighten a beggarGRNDAD::STONERoyTue Jun 20 1989 01:451
    
396.9112CNTROL::HENRIKSONSomeGuysGetAllTheAdjectivesTue Jun 20 1989 04:541
                     -< frighten a beggar -> Hobo_boo! >-
396.9113hobo_boo --> BabalooLESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Tue Jun 20 1989 18:551
    
396.9114Babaloooooo ! -> Silent MovieCURRNT::PREECEWhose garden was this ?Tue Jun 20 1989 18:571
    
396.9115Silent movie -> Silent springWMOIS::M_KOWALEWICZToday's special! (tomorrow is too)Tue Jun 20 1989 20:550
396.9116Silent spring --> quiet bounceTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerTue Jun 20 1989 21:010
396.9117quiet bounce --> mute fabric softenerLESCOM::KALLISI'm the OPA.Tue Jun 20 1989 21:211
    
396.9118mute fabric softener -> DrownyLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoWed Jun 21 1989 00:511
    
396.9119drowny => freecyKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowWed Jun 21 1989 01:310
396.9120freecy --> costless oceanLESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Wed Jun 21 1989 02:011
    
396.9121CNTROL::HENRIKSONSomeGuysGetAllTheAdjectivesWed Jun 21 1989 08:361
                  -< costless ocean -> coastless ocean >-
396.9122coastless ocean -> Billy OceanKETJE::KONINGSPlay it again, SamWed Jun 21 1989 12:381
    
396.9123Billy Ocean --> Billy the FishAYOV27::ISMITHHugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew...Wed Jun 21 1989 17:592
    Half man, half fish, Fulchester United's incredible keeper had saved
    the day again!
396.9124Billy the Fish --> Billy the KidLESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Wed Jun 21 1989 18:331
    
396.9125Billy the Kid -> Willy the WhaleIJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeWed Jun 21 1989 19:080
396.9126Willy the Whale -> Tennessee TuxedoLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoWed Jun 21 1989 19:381
    
396.9127Tennessee Tuxedo --> Nashville FormalSTAR::HUBERNever start a land war in AsiaWed Jun 21 1989 20:040
396.9128Nashville Formal --> Squaredance PromLESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Wed Jun 21 1989 20:397
    
    Re Willy the Whale:
    
    Willy the Whale --> Willie the Weeper ---> Minnie the Moocher --+
                                                                    |
                                                                    |
                                                    Cab Calloway <--+
396.9129Squaredance Prom --> square dance PROMDDIF::CANTORThe answer is -- a daily double.Wed Jun 21 1989 21:1516
Squaredance Prom -->
Square dance PROM -->

You see, there's this new-fangled thingamabob that modern deejays use
when they work at various kinds of get-togethers.   They have this
computer with all their cuts recorded and indexed digitally, and they
put in this chip--I think they call it a PROM--spelled with all capital
letters--don't know why, though, but that's the way it is--used to have
something to do with high school dances, I think--that has like a list
or an index of all the music cuts the DJ wants to use that night.   They
have one PROM for Top 40 rock, another for acid rock, and, like that.  
This one here is labelled  Square Dance.   I think it was made way back
in the 60s but contains the pointers to the music of the 30s.   For some
reason they used to call that music square.   I never understood why.

Dave C.
396.9130Square dance PROM --> Wavetable SynthesisCOMET::LUDLAMHow come?, by boat or by plane?Thu Jun 22 1989 08:328
    OK teckno weenies, wavetable synthesis is when a synthesiser has
    all of it's waveforms (sampled) on a chip (PROM), an easy way to
    get very complex sounds. 
    
    It made sense to me.
    
    -m-
    
396.9131LESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Thu Jun 22 1989 18:551
    -<Wavetable synthesis --> vegetable synthesis --> plastic potatoes>-
396.9132Plastic potatoes --> Japanese restaurantSHARE::SATOWThu Jun 22 1989 19:065
In Japan, many restaurants have displays in front of the restaurants.  The 
displays are plastic replicas of the meals.  Sounds kinda disgusting, but most 
of the representations are quite accurate.

Clay
396.9133Japanese restaurant -> KabukiLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoThu Jun 22 1989 19:511
    That's *my* definition... at least ;)
396.9134Kabuki -> Toyota-keyDDIF::STONERoyThu Jun 22 1989 22:431
    
396.9135toyota-key ---> mon-keyWMOIS::B_REINKEIf you are a dreamer, come in..Thu Jun 22 1989 23:301
    
396.9136LESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Fri Jun 23 1989 00:0210
    mon-key --> duo-key --> tre-key ---> tur-key --> turn-key --+
                                                                |
                                                                |
         +-- vine <-- Ivy league <-- Yale <-- jail  <--jailer --+
         |
         |
         +--> Tarzan --> white skin --> parchment
    
    "White Skin" is a translation of Tarzan's name out of Ape Talk (see
    _Tarzan of the Apes_ by Edgar Rice Burroughs).
396.9137parchment --> papyrusTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerFri Jun 23 1989 06:220
396.9138papyrus --> who mama?DDIF::CANTORThe answer is -- a daily double.Fri Jun 23 1989 06:590
396.9139who mama? --> army bootsAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoFri Jun 23 1989 08:560
396.9140army boots -> teleport boothsIJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeFri Jun 23 1989 14:221
396.9141teleport booths --> instant elsewhereWMOIS::B_REINKEIf you are a dreamer, come in..Fri Jun 23 1989 17:371
    
396.9142instant elsewhere -> add water and nixLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoFri Jun 23 1989 20:191
    
396.9143add water and nix -> instant waterGRNDAD::STONERoySat Jun 24 1989 00:141
    ...sold by the package.  Just add water and VOILA!  Instant water.
396.9144instant water --> spotaneous anti-combustionSTAR::HUBERNever start a land war in AsiaSat Jun 24 1989 00:490
396.9145spontaneous anti-combustion->stodgy uncle extinguishCAM::MAZURGo play Pluc i ~lapacSat Jun 24 1989 02:261
    
396.9146stodgy uncle extinguish --> Morbid Blue PygmyEVETPU::CANTORThe answer is -- a daily double.Sat Jun 24 1989 11:003
         spontaneous anti-combustion->stodgy uncle extinguish
==>
                Jolly Green Giant -> Morbid Blue Pygmy
396.9147Morbid Blue Pygmy --> New Lemon Fresh ScentAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoSat Jun 24 1989 23:030
396.9148New Lemon Fresh Scent -> old rotten fruit smellWMOIS::B_REINKEIf you are a dreamer, come in..Mon Jun 26 1989 08:393

    
    Morbid Blue Pygmy ---> Depressed Smurf
396.9149old rotten fruit smell -> fruit fliesBOMBE::MADDENNOP: Just sit there and look prettyMon Jun 26 1989 09:091
    Living in some old bananas :-(
396.9150fruit flies --> horse fliesLAMHRA::WHORLOW1:25000 - a magic numberMon Jun 26 1989 13:435
    
    
    don't look up.....
    
    
396.9151horse flies -> pegasusEGAV01::DKEATINGWho Stole The Baba's Goog?Mon Jun 26 1989 16:131
    
396.9152pegasus -> pinapigIJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeMon Jun 26 1989 16:572
Sometimes your classics are helpful....
396.9153pinapig --> Manuel Puig --> Kiss of the SpiderwomanAYOV27::ISMITHHugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew...Mon Jun 26 1989 17:541
    
396.9154Kiss of the Spider Woman --> Black WidowLESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Mon Jun 26 1989 19:422
    
    ... another movie ...
396.9155Black Widow -> White BrideEGAV01::DKEATINGWho Stole The Baba's Goog?Mon Jun 26 1989 19:461
    
396.9156White Bride -> green groomMELEE::BIELSKIStan B.Mon Jun 26 1989 21:291
    
396.9157green groom --> the rushes, oh!AYOV27::ISMITHHugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew...Mon Jun 26 1989 21:371
    
396.9158green groom > the rushes, oh! -> I'll sing you one-o LEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoTue Jun 27 1989 00:181
    
396.9159CNTROL::HENRIKSONSomeGuysGetAllTheAdjectivesTue Jun 27 1989 01:226
               -< I'll sing you one-o -> Book 'im, Dano >-


I'll bet Danny is glad his name isn't Homer! :^)

Pete
396.9160Dano -> dranoCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNTue Jun 27 1989 22:481
    
396.9161drano --> clean pipesLESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Wed Jun 28 1989 09:166
    
    Re "green groom":
    
                     -<green groom --> Green Arrow>-
    
    It's about time Oliver got married ....
396.9162clean pipes -> no smokingIJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeWed Jun 28 1989 14:250
396.9163no smoking -> curb your dragonAKOV13::MCGARGHANLove Others; Value EverythingWed Jun 28 1989 21:211
    
396.9164curb your dragon --> curb your wheelsSTAR::HUBERIf we only had a wheelbarrowWed Jun 28 1989 22:250
396.9165curb your dragon --> meter maidTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerWed Jun 28 1989 22:320
396.9166curb your wheels+meter maid --> ticketWMOIS::B_REINKEIf you are a dreamer, come in..Thu Jun 29 1989 01:031
    
396.9167ticket --> offLESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Thu Jun 29 1989 01:182
    
    As in "annoy" or "keeping track"
396.9168CNTROL::HENRIKSONSomeGuysGetAllTheAdjectivesThu Jun 29 1989 09:091
                          -< off --> mosquito >-
396.9169mosquito ---> doodle-bugLAMHRA::WHORLOW1:25000 - a magic numberThu Jun 29 1989 14:431
    
396.9170doodle-bug --> imperfect pictureIOSG::LAWMMathew Law (only *one* T), Reading UKThu Jun 29 1989 16:010
396.9171imperfect picture -> picturedIJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeThu Jun 29 1989 17:141
396.9172pictured => decrepitMARVIN::KNOWLESRunning old protocolThu Jun 29 1989 18:131
    (Onogrom)
396.9173decrepit -> reineIJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeThu Jun 29 1989 19:072
    (Alastar)
396.9174LESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Thu Jun 29 1989 20:316
    reine --> in 'ere --> inure --> insensitize --> anesthetic --+
                                                                 |
                                                                 |
                                                                 |
                             duckling <-- ugly <-- not pretty <--+
    
396.9175Duckling --> Make WaySHARE::SATOWThu Jun 29 1989 20:372
"Make Way for the Ducklings" is a classic children's book.    

396.9176Make Way ==> Not WarTHEGIZ::PITARDBut what if *I* don't want to????Thu Jun 29 1989 21:256

	Some trivia: Way back when the DECsystem-10 and -20 was the main
	computer that DEC made, you could type MAKE LOVE, and the response
	was NOT WAR.

396.9177not war -> "political differences"LEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoThu Jun 29 1989 22:311
    
396.9178political differences --> strange bedfellowsLESCOM::KALLISAnger's no replacement for reason.Thu Jun 29 1989 23:332
    
    Vive le difference!
396.9179strange bedfellows -> 3 StoogesCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNFri Jun 30 1989 04:041
    
396.91803 Stooges -> Groucho, Harpo, Chico, ZeppoMELEE::BIELSKIStan B.Fri Jun 30 1989 18:283

    
    depends on how you add things up.
396.9181Groucho,Harpo,Chico,Zeppo -> Real Marxists...EGAV01::DKEATINGWho Stole The Baba's Goog?Fri Jun 30 1989 19:101
    
396.9182Real Marxists -> sharpshootersGRNDAD::STONERoyFri Jun 30 1989 19:221
    
396.9183LESCOM::KALLISTo thine own self be candid.Sat Jul 01 1989 01:0815
    sharpshooters --+---> crapshooters ---> gamblers ---> proctors -+
                    |                                               |
                    |                                               |
                    +--> dullshooters --+      +-- watchmen <-------+
                                        |      |
                                        |      |
                       +--- shotguns ---+      +--> clockmakers --+
                       |                                          |
                       |                                          |
                       +-----> weddings ------------> gifts-------+
                                                                  |
                                                                  |
                                                                  |
                                       chimes <-- mantle clock <--+ 
                                                    
396.9184chimes --> 'hark to the hour'WMOIS::B_REINKEIf you are a dreamer, come in..Sun Jul 02 1989 07:136
    
    
    part of the tune played on bell tower clock chimes
    
    
    Bonnie
396.9185'hark to the hour' --> working (unpaid)overtime againLAMHRA::WHORLOW1:25000 - a magic numberMon Jul 03 1989 09:541
    
396.9186working (unpaid)overtime again -> noting (paid) office time againIJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeMon Jul 03 1989 18:081
396.9187KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowTue Jul 04 1989 19:541
-< noting (paid) office time again => beware of the phantom clock watcher >-
396.9188...the phantom clock watcher-> the phantom toll boothWMOIS::B_REINKEIf you are a dreamer, come in..Wed Jul 05 1989 04:191
    
396.9189the phantom toll booth -> teleport taxesIJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeWed Jul 05 1989 14:002
    

396.9190teleport taxes => isn't everything ?KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowWed Jul 05 1989 19:070
396.9191isn't everything? --> other than nothingLESCOM::KALLISTo thine own self be candid.Wed Jul 05 1989 19:141
    
396.9192other than nothing -> .NES. 0LEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoWed Jul 05 1989 20:381
    
396.9193.NES. 0 --> NestlesAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoWed Jul 05 1989 22:330
396.9194Nestles -> NessieCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNWed Jul 05 1989 23:273
    Dan's reply of "Nestle" appears to be the third answer to the
    trivia question "what word changes pronunciation when capitalized?"
    Other answers are polish/Polish and lima/Lima.
396.9195LESCOM::KALLISTo thine own self be candid.Wed Jul 05 1989 23:437
    Nessie --> Loch Ness ---> Lockless ---> open --> sesame ---+
                                                               |
                                                               |
    +-- loo <-- John <-- candy <-- rock <-- roll --------------+
    |
    |
    +--> E --> vowel --> foul --> ball --> costume --> regalia
396.9196regalia -> pageantryGRNDAD::STONERoyThu Jul 06 1989 02:281
    
396.9197pageantry -> page entryCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNThu Jul 06 1989 06:491
    
396.9198page entry --> knight exitWMOIS::B_REINKEIf you are a dreamer, come in..Thu Jul 06 1989 07:021
    
396.9199Knight exit --> joust outa luckLAMHRA::WHORLOW1:25000 - a magic numberThu Jul 06 1989 09:261
    
396.9200joust out of luck --> lancing blows --> rough knight for the queenAKOV13::MCGARGHANLove Others; Value EverythingThu Jul 06 1989 22:041
    
396.9201GRNDAD::STONERoyFri Jul 07 1989 00:081
    rough knight for the que[en] -> he couldn't get out of his armor
396.9202the knight's armor -> the night's amourCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNFri Jul 07 1989 00:331
    
396.9203the night's amour --> tojoursLESCOM::KALLISTo thine own self be candid.Fri Jul 07 1989 02:5818
    
    Re "page entry":
    
                  -<page entry --> Senate scandal>-
    
    Well, it was a few years ago...
    
    Re "he couldn't get out of his armor":
    
                -<he couldn't get out of his armor --> Excalibur>-
    
    There was this famous scene in the film where Uther, in full armor,
    was having relations with a completely naked Igraene...
    
    
    an alternate:
    
              -<he couldn't get out of his armor --> cold comfort>-
396.9204tojours --> always love :-)WMOIS::B_REINKEIf you are a dreamer, come in..Fri Jul 07 1989 08:027
    
    
    he couldn't get out of his armour also brought to mind the
    song about the 'knight in rusty armour' (Herman's Hermits
    maybe)...'they had twins, they came in tins'
    
    Bonnie
396.9205always love :-) --> Smileys make me happyLAMHRA::WHORLOW1:25000 - a magic numberFri Jul 07 1989 10:021
    
396.9206Smileys make me happy--> Don't worryKETJE::KONINGSPlay it again, SamFri Jul 07 1989 18:371
    
396.9207Don't worry --> What, me worry?SHARE::SATOWFri Jul 07 1989 21:221
396.9208What, me worry? -> not in my job descriptionMELEE::BIELSKIStan B.Fri Jul 07 1989 22:371
    
396.9209not in my job description --> action verbsAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoFri Jul 07 1989 22:380
396.9210action verbs -> see! spot! run!CSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Sat Jul 08 1989 00:361
    
396.9211See! Spot! Run! --> One if by land; two if by seaLESCOM::KALLISTo thine own self be candid.Sat Jul 08 1989 01:355
    
    or
    
                 -<see! spot! run! --> carpet sabotage commands>-
    
396.9212SHARE::SATOWSat Jul 08 1989 02:241
One if by land; two if by sea --> Buy land by the sea --> Swampland for sale
396.9213swampland for sale --> hip deep in alligatorsWMOIS::B_REINKEIf you are a dreamer, come in..Mon Jul 10 1989 05:581
    
396.9214hip deep in alligators --> Amos MosesAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoMon Jul 10 1989 08:456
     from the line in the song ...
     
     	When Amos Moses was a boy
     	his daddy would use him for alligator bait.
     
     Dan
396.9215Amos Moses --> Aim us, MosesEVETPU::CANTORSplitting nines...Mon Jul 10 1989 09:014
It's what the Israelites said when requesting what direction to walk in
the desert.

Dave C.
396.9216Aim us, Moses --> aim us, nosesLESCOM::KALLISTo thine own self be candid.Mon Jul 10 1989 18:092
    
    as in "follow your ..."
396.9217aim us, noses -> but not atchooMELEE::BIELSKIStan B.Mon Jul 10 1989 18:431
    
396.9218but not atchoo---> healthy apple-eaterLAMHRA::WHORLOW1:25000 - a magic numberMon Jul 10 1989 19:221
    
396.9219healthy apple-eater -> wormGRNDAD::STONERoyMon Jul 10 1989 19:371
    
396.9220worm -> turnsLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoMon Jul 10 1989 19:571
    
396.9221turns --> aroundWMOIS::B_REINKEIf you are a dreamer, come in..Mon Jul 10 1989 20:371
    
396.9222around --> tuitTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerMon Jul 10 1989 21:320
396.9223tuit --> to wooLESCOM::KALLISTo thine own self be candid.Mon Jul 10 1989 21:426
    
    Re "turns":
    
                             -<turns --> gulls>-
    
    [turns => terns (phonetically)]
396.9224to woo --> to woomAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoMon Jul 10 1989 22:241
     ... objective case :-)
396.9225to woom --> to maternity wardLAMHRA::WHORLOW1:25000 - a magic numberTue Jul 11 1989 09:251
    
396.9226to maternity ward --> yes JuneCNTROL::HENRIKSONSomeGuysGetAllTheAdjectivesTue Jul 11 1989 09:341
    
396.9227yes June --> no JulySTAR::HUBERIf we only had a wheelbarrowTue Jul 11 1989 18:170
396.9228no July --> Et tu, Brutus?AKOV13::MCGARGHANI'm not codependent, are we?Tue Jul 11 1989 18:312
    skip right to Augustus?
    
396.9229et tu -> hungry, weren't you?LEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoTue Jul 11 1989 19:361
    
396.9230RUTLND::SATOWTue Jul 11 1989 19:444
hung[a]ry, weren't you? -->  No, but I was Chile

    

396.9231No, but I was Chile -> Go buy a New Jersey!DDIF::STONERoyTue Jul 11 1989 22:361
    
396.9232Go buy a New Jersey! -> I saw Delaware one...MELEE::BIELSKIStan B.Tue Jul 11 1989 22:401
    
396.9233I saw Delaware one... --> ... the governor's airplane!AITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoTue Jul 11 1989 22:570
396.9234I saw Delaware one ---> Where has Oregon?WMOIS::B_REINKEIf you are a dreamer, come in..Tue Jul 11 1989 23:071
    
396.9235LESCOM::KALLISTo thine own self be candid.Wed Jul 12 1989 02:373
    Where has Oregon? ------+
                            |
    The Governor's Airplane +--> Ari's gone away by air
396.9236Ari's gone away by air -> Ari's aerieLEZAH::BOBBITTmake me an offer I cant understandWed Jul 12 1989 09:311
    
396.9237Ari's aerie -> You could use a shave yourself.CNTROL::HENRIKSONSomeGuysGetAllTheAdjectivesWed Jul 12 1989 09:361
    
396.9238You could use a shave yourself --> BurmaLAMHRA::WHORLOW1:25000 - a magic numberWed Jul 12 1989 16:571
    
396.9239Burma ---> RangoonWMOIS::B_REINKEIf you are a dreamer, come in..Wed Jul 12 1989 18:001
    
396.9240Rangoon -> pontoonLEZAH::BOBBITTmake me an offer I cant understandWed Jul 12 1989 20:521
    
396.9241LESCOM::KALLISTo thine own self be candid.Wed Jul 12 1989 22:157
    Pontoon --> bridge --> cards --> cartomancy --> scrying --+
                                                              |
                                                              |
            +--  keeping <--  losing <-- weeping -- crying <--+
            |
            |
            +--> finding --> fining --> penalizing --> jailing
396.9242jailing --> incarcerationAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoWed Jul 12 1989 22:480
396.9243incarceration -> sharp edges on the dashboardLEZAH::BOBBITTmake me an offer I cant understandWed Jul 12 1989 23:532
    or does that belong in the pseudo-sniglets note?
    
396.9244sharp edges on the dashboard -> Auto stereo reviewCNTROL::HENRIKSONSomeGuysGetAllTheAdjectivesThu Jul 13 1989 09:521
    
396.9245Auto stereo review --> Manual mono previewSTAR::HUBERIf we only had a wheelbarrowThu Jul 13 1989 18:490
396.9246Manual mono preview -> and verse vicaMELEE::BIELSKIStan B.Thu Jul 13 1989 18:571
    
396.9247and verse vica --> porno poemsLESCOM::KALLISTo thine own self be candid.Thu Jul 13 1989 19:522
    
    Like dirty limericks
396.9248porno poems -> intimate iambsLEZAH::BOBBITTmake me an offer I cant understandThu Jul 13 1989 20:291
    
396.9249KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowFri Jul 14 1989 01:563
    intimate iambs => sweet potatos hit by the greengrocers arrow
    
    
396.9250sweet potatoes hit by the greengrocer's arrow --> twang!LESCOM::KALLISTo thine own self be candid.Fri Jul 14 1989 02:126
    
    Re "intimate iambs":
    
                   -<intimate iambs --> intimate lambs>-
    
    ... and that leads to _all kinds_ of possibilities
396.9251twang! --> orange drink selected by NASAAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoFri Jul 14 1989 03:500
396.9252orange drink selected by NASA -> Orangutan TriphosphatePROXY::CANTORSplitting nines...Fri Jul 14 1989 11:213
Well, it's a fictitious chemical, but it'd be orange if it existed.

Dave C.
396.9253Orangutan triphosphate --> simian farmerLESCOM::KALLISTo thine own self be candid.Fri Jul 14 1989 17:002
    
    Phosphate is a fertilizer.
396.9254pediatrician -> DuvalierCAM::MAZURGo play Pluc i ~lapacFri Jul 14 1989 19:112
    As in Baby Doc
    
396.9255Duvalier -> HaitiGRNDAD::STONERoyFri Jul 14 1989 19:562
    
    How did we get from  "simian farmer" (.9253) to "pediatrician" (.9254) ???
396.9256Haiti -> TahitiIJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeFri Jul 14 1989 21:109
RE -1

>    How did we get from  "simian farmer" (.9253) to "pediatrician" (.9254) ???

I looked it up; quite simple. Space, minus-sign, greater-than sign, space.

:-)
Arie

396.9257LESCOM::KALLISTo thine own self be candid.Fri Jul 14 1989 21:275
               Simian farmer ---+
                                |
                                |
                                |
               Tahiti ----------+--> Pacific agrarian primate 
396.9258Pacific agrarian primate -> Specific libertarian molluskSTAR::HUBERIf we only had a wheelbarrowSat Jul 15 1989 02:030
396.9259Waste not, want notSHARE::SATOWSat Jul 15 1989 02:5613
Specific Libertarian Mollusk --> Random Liberal Snail --+
							|
	    +--- Massachusetts Budget setting process<--+
	    |	
	    +--> Fiscal irresponsibility--> Physical impossibility--+
								    |
Waste not Want not<-- Waist not Belt size<---Waist 48 Belt 36-------+



With apologies for the local political digression.

Clay
396.9260Waste not, want not --> Have no funPROXY::CANTORSplitting nines...Sat Jul 15 1989 03:172
Waste not, Want not --> See no evil, Hear no evil, Speak no evil
                              --> Have no fun
396.9261have no fun -> doldrumsLEZAH::BOBBITTmake me an offer I cant understandSun Jul 16 1989 01:281
    
396.9262doldrums --> steel drum bandAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoSun Jul 16 1989 09:090
396.9263steel drum band --> steal printer drum or bandPROXY::CANTORSplitting nines...Sun Jul 16 1989 10:500
396.9264steal printer drum or band --> matrix managementLAMHRA::WHORLOW1:25000 - a magic numberMon Jul 17 1989 03:430
396.9265matrix management --> total chaosWMOIS::B_REINKEIf you are a dreamer, come in..Mon Jul 17 1989 03:481
    
396.9266total chaos ---> entropyLAMHRA::WHORLOW1:25000 - a magic numberMon Jul 17 1989 03:531
    
396.9267entropy --> delta S poster childAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoMon Jul 17 1989 03:551
        Help stamp out entropy in your lifetime.
396.9268delta S poster child --> Delta S ready when U RLESCOM::KALLISTo thine own self be candid.Mon Jul 17 1989 18:281
    
396.9269Delta S ready when U R -> Welcome aboard Air-oticaLEZAH::BOBBITTmake me an offer I cant understandMon Jul 17 1989 19:442
    a line from "All That Jazz"...
    
396.9270Welocme aboard Air-otica -> join the mile-high clubGRNDAD::STONERoyMon Jul 17 1989 20:391
    
396.9271LESCOM::KALLISTo thine own self be candid.Mon Jul 17 1989 22:427
    Join the mile-high club --> Denver Country Club ---+
                                                       |
                                                       |
    +-- Salt Lake City Mice <-- Salt Lake City Mace <--+
    |
    |
    +--> Miami Mice --> Three Blind Mice --> Three Stooges --> Curly
396.9272Curly --> QWMOIS::B_REINKEIf you are a dreamer, come in..Tue Jul 18 1989 00:039
    
    
    
    
    Steve Kallis,
    
    Some of your associations are *really* wierd!
    
    Bonnie
396.9273Q --> ClearanceLESCOM::KALLISTo thine own self be candid.Tue Jul 18 1989 00:272
    
    A security classification, for those who don't know...
396.9274Clearance->LumpyCAM::MAZURGo play Pluc i ~lapacTue Jul 18 1989 03:134
    
    Re: .9273
    
    Thanks Steve, but that was supposed to be a secret.
396.9275Lumpy --> oatmealAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoTue Jul 18 1989 03:540
396.9276oatmeal --> and raisen cookiesWMOIS::B_REINKEIf you are a dreamer, come in..Tue Jul 18 1989 08:328
396.9277and raisen cookies -> just dessertsMELEE::BIELSKIStan B.Tue Jul 18 1989 18:111
    
396.9278just desserts -> Only GobiCAM::MAZURGo play Pluc i ~lapacTue Jul 18 1989 18:441
    
396.9279Only Gobi --> No BushLESCOM::KALLISTo thine own self be candid.Tue Jul 18 1989 18:569
    
    ... that is, just the leader of the USSR showed up for the Summit
    meeting.
    
    re "just desserts"
    
                        -<just desserts --> no entrees>-
    
    ... leading to something like "exit only," I suppose...
396.9280No Bush -> "We Demand.....A Shrubbery!"LEZAH::BOBBITTmake me an offer I cant understandTue Jul 18 1989 19:471
    
396.9281We demand ... a shrubbery --> Will yew do?SHARE::SATOWTue Jul 18 1989 20:051
396.9282Will yew do? --> A dance around the Maple?LESCOM::KALLISTo thine own self be candid.Tue Jul 18 1989 20:288
    
    Re "We demand ... a shrubbery":
    
        -<We demand ... a shrubbery --> a kinder, gentler shrubbery>-
    
    or
    
       -<We demand ... a shrubbery --> Get thee to a shrubbery .. go!>-
396.9283SHARE::SATOWTue Jul 18 1989 21:131
A dance around the Maple? -->  Oakay, Elm all fir it
396.9284Oakay, Elm all fir it -> I bough out and leafLEZAH::BOBBITTmake me an offer I cant understandTue Jul 18 1989 23:451
    
396.9285I bough out and leaf --> how root!LESCOM::KALLISTo thine own self be candid.Wed Jul 19 1989 01:282
    
    If you'd redwood you have answered the last one?
396.9286how root! -> knot soMELEE::BIELSKIStan B.Wed Jul 19 1989 02:441
    
396.9287Knot so->Birch your bottom dollar it is.CAM::MAZURGo play Pluc i ~lapacWed Jul 19 1989 02:522
   
    These tree puns make me syc-a-more than I've ever been in my life.
396.9288burn outLAMHRA::WHORLOW1:25000 - a magic numberWed Jul 19 1989 05:028
    Birch your bottom dollar it is --> enough to make yew pine, oak
    -----> acorny story --- > a real old chestnut ---> holly dooly --->
    acacia --> bless yew ---> willow be darned --> plane to see -->
    poplar jokes ---> haw haw thorn ---> hips and haws -->  nightmare
    on elm street --> ash'n faces --> spruce up --> eucalypt -->
    forest fire --> burn out
    
    
396.9289burn out ---> many treesWMOIS::B_REINKEIf you are a dreamer, come in..Wed Jul 19 1989 09:064
    
    
    in reference to the large stands of timber that burned in
    wester USA last summer..
396.9290LESCOM::KALLISTo thine own self be candid.Wed Jul 19 1989 18:187
    many trees --> infant trees --+--> armies --> uniforms --+
                                  |                          |
                                  |                          |
    +- flexible <-- saplings <----+   +- lone <-- rangers <--+ 
    |                                 |
    |                                 |
    +--------> rate ------------------+--> mortgage --> bank --> river
396.9291river -> Missi-SAP-piCAM::MAZURGo play Pluc i ~lapacWed Jul 19 1989 18:251
    
396.9292Missi-SAP-pi -> runnin' a little chilly this yearMELEE::BIELSKIStan B.Wed Jul 19 1989 22:181
    
396.9293runnin' a little chilly this year -> Tex-Mex marathonCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Jul 19 1989 22:321
    
396.9294Tex-Mex Marathon --> The Battle of Guadalupe Pass?LESCOM::KALLISTo thine own self be candid.Wed Jul 19 1989 23:421
    
396.9295The Battle of Guadalupe Pass? -> take the high groundMELEE::BIELSKIStan B.Thu Jul 20 1989 18:053

    
    for defensive purposes, of course
396.9296take the high ground -> ScotlandGRNDAD::STONERoyThu Jul 20 1989 19:408
    
                           -You take the high road-----     
                          /                            \   
                         /                              \
    take the high ground-                                -I'll get to Scotland
                         \                              /    afore ye.
                          \                            /
                           -and I'll take the low road-
396.9297Scotland -> KiltLYRIC::BOBBITTinvictus maneoThu Jul 20 1989 20:161
    
396.9298Kilt --> deadLESCOM::KALLISTo thine own self be candid.Thu Jul 20 1989 20:352
    
    ... right between the eyes!
396.9299dead -> tombstone inscriptionMELEE::BIELSKIStan B.Thu Jul 20 1989 21:5912


    Beyond this pale you cannot see,
    But prepare, thou mortal, to follow me.
    

    to which one might reply -
    

    
    To follow you is not my intent
    Until I know which way you went.
396.9300tombstone inscription --> grave engravingPOOL::TRUMPLERThiotimoline sold hereThu Jul 20 1989 22:190
396.9301grave engraving -> serious platesCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Jul 20 1989 22:591
    
396.9302serious plates --> World Series home platesLESCOM::KALLISTo thine own self be candid.Fri Jul 21 1989 00:204
    
    or
    
    -<Serious plates --> nonfrivolous dentures --> nondentured servants>-
396.9303World Series home plates -> TV dinnersGRNDAD::STONERoyFri Jul 21 1989 02:461
    
396.9304TV dinners -> theater club a la carteMELEE::BIELSKIStan B.Fri Jul 21 1989 03:371
    
396.9305theater club a la carte --> stage showLAMHRA::WHORLOW1:25000 - a magic numberFri Jul 21 1989 03:581
    
396.9306stage show --> stage coachAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoFri Jul 21 1989 04:200
396.9307stage coach --> hold upPROXY::CANTORSplitting nines...Fri Jul 21 1989 10:160
396.9308hold-up --> AtlasESSJAY::PETERSSteve Peters, @VBO x5470Fri Jul 21 1989 13:210
396.9309LESCOM::KALLISTo thine own self be candid.Fri Jul 21 1989 18:2223
    Atlas --+-->ICBM ---+--> guided missile ---> Papal correspondence
            |           |                        ----------+---------
            |           |                                  |
            |           +--> penguin detritus --+          |
            |                                   |          |
            |           +- fouled [fowled] nest +          |
            |           |                                  |
            +-> map -+  |      +-- mess <-- B.S. <- bull <-+
                     |  |      |     
         +-- face <--+  |      |
         |              |      +--> hall --> Montezuma ----+
         |              |                                  |
         |              +--> fouled ball --+               |
         |                                 |               |
         +--> music --> dancing --+        |  +- revenge <-+
                                  |        |  |
                                  |        |  |
                                  +-> Prom +--+--> Prom Night
    
    For those who aren't movie buffs,
    _Prom Night_ is a revenge/slasher film
    about nasty things happening at a prom
    -- a "fouled ball," if you will ....
396.9310Prom Night -> CarrieCAM::MAZURQuack QuackFri Jul 21 1989 19:183
    
    "fouled ball"??,  Hmmm, I thought it had to do with striking out.
396.9311Carrie -> me back to old VirginnyLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoFri Jul 21 1989 21:151
    
396.9312LESCOM::KALLISTo thine own self be candid.Fri Jul 21 1989 21:4316
    Me back to old Virginny --> the back of me hand to ye --+
                                                            |
                                                            |
    +-me heart's in the highland <-- me face to the wind <--+
    |
    |
    +--> homesick --> seasick --> voyage --> voyage[u]r --+
                                                          |
                                                          |
      +-- weightlifting <-- spectator sport <-- voueur <--+
      |
      |
      +--> muscle strain --> pate
    
    
    "pate" as in meat spread
396.9313pate (as in meat spread) -> fatheadMELEE::BIELSKIStan B.Fri Jul 21 1989 21:491
    
396.9314fathead => jughead => jigs => bringing up fatherKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowSat Jul 22 1989 03:000
396.9315bringing up fa(r)ther ---> technicolour yawnLAMHRA::WHORLOW1:25000 - a magic numberMon Jul 24 1989 08:491
    
396.9316technicolour yawn => BambiMARVIN::KNOWLESRunning old protocolMon Jul 24 1989 17:511
    There's a note somewhere for all _those_ associations.
396.9317LESCOM::KALLISTo thine own self be candid.Mon Jul 24 1989 18:4215
    Bambi --+--deer --> beloved --+
            |                     |
            +--> baby --+         |
                        |         |
                        |         +--> idolize --+
                        |                        |
                        +--> Babe Ruth ----------+--> Hall of Fame --+
                                                                     |
                                                                     |
             Sally Rand <-- fan out <-- Casey <-- bat <-- baseball --+
             
    
    For the youngest of you, Sally Rand was famous for her "fan dance";
    she was rather of a teaser rather than a strip teaser.  Ostensibly,
    she wore nothing behind her fans.
396.9318Sally Rand -> Rand McNallyLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoMon Jul 24 1989 19:321
    
396.9319Rand McNally => Atlas t, the world in the palm of my handKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowMon Jul 24 1989 19:410
396.9320LESCOM::KALLISTo thine own self be candid.Mon Jul 24 1989 21:1813
    Atlas T, the world in the palm pf my hand --> Atlas missile --+
                                                                  |
                                                                  |
         +--John Glen <--  Project Mercury <-- man-rated Atlas <--+
         |
         |
         +--> Chuck Yaeger --> The Right Stuff --> Tom Wolfe --+
                                                               |
                                                               |
    +- Three Stooges <-- Three Little Pigs <-- Big Bad Wolf <--+
    |
    |
    +--> Comic relief --> stage-door men's room --> flushed with success
396.9321flushed with success -> with my plumbers helperCAM::MAZURQuack QuackMon Jul 24 1989 21:221
    
396.9322with my plumbers helper --> kinkyAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoMon Jul 24 1989 22:350
396.9323kinky - 'y' + 's' -> L-O-L-A, Lola...CSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Mon Jul 24 1989 22:551
    
396.9324L-O-L-A, Lola --> ColaLESCOM::KALLISTo thine own self be candid.Mon Jul 24 1989 23:174
    
    Re "kinky":
    
                        -<kinky --> rinky parlez vous>-
396.9325Lola -> GranolaLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoMon Jul 24 1989 23:361
    
396.9326Granola --> Oat BranAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoTue Jul 25 1989 03:240
396.9327Horse SenseKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowTue Jul 25 1989 03:417
    Oat Bran => Wheat husks => Wheat Cereal => Shredded Wheat =>
    
    => Never Eat Shredded Wheat => The four corners of the Earth =>
    
    => NEWS => Gloom and despair => tension => hypertension =>
    
    => Heart attacks => cholesterol => Oat Bran => Horse sense
396.9328Horse Sense===> Perfume for farmgirlsCOMET::LUDLAMHow come?, by boat or by plane?Tue Jul 25 1989 08:505
    	
    or farmboys if so inclined.
    
    -m-
    
396.9329Perfume for farmgirls ---> the Oh ZoneLAMHRA::WHORLOW1:25000 - a magic numberTue Jul 25 1989 13:451
    
396.9330the Oh Zone ==> there's a hole in my ...KETJE::KONINGSPlay it again, SamTue Jul 25 1989 18:051
    
396.9331LESCOM::KALLISTo thine own self be candid.Tue Jul 25 1989 18:1918
    There's a hole in my ... --+--> smoke ring --> holey smoke --+
                               |                                 |
                               |                                 |
                               +--> stocking --+                 |
                                               |    +-- gee! ----+
                                               |    |
                               +-- hose <------+    +--> haw ----+
                               |                                 |
                               |                                 |
                               +--> rinse ------+----- hem ------+
                                                |
                                                |
                                                |
                                                +--> rayon dress --+
                                                                   |
                                                                   |
                                doctor <-- tailor <-- dressmaker --+
    
396.9332doctor -> dementoLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoTue Jul 25 1989 19:451
    
396.9333KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowTue Jul 25 1989 20:337
v-  demento => the mint => spearmint => peppermint => Royal Mint =>
|
|   => coins of the realm => heads I win, tails you lose =>
|    
|   => not fair => summer fair => summer fare => part time taxi driver =>
|
>   => Danny deVito => comedy of errors
396.9334LESCOM::KALLISTo thine own self be candid.Tue Jul 25 1989 21:1116
    Comedy of errors --> 1989 Red Sox games  --> the agony of defeat --+
                                                                       |
                                                                       |
        +-- Smasher <--Spy <-- sneaker <-- Rebok <-- athlete's foot <--+
        |
        |
        +--> David Harding, Counterspy --> nostalgia
    
    
    For younger sets:
    
    "Spy Smasher" was a comic-book hero published by Fawcett; his action
    took place in World War II.
    
    _David Harding, Counrterspy_ was a radio-drama show, started during
    World War Ii, but outlasting it.
396.9335SHARE::SATOWTue Jul 25 1989 21:5819
Nostalgia --> nueralgia --> Anacin --> Living in Sin --> Posslq --> Posse--+
									   |
+------Nostalgia <-- Childhood <-- Robin Hood<-- Nottingham <-- Sherrif <--+
|
+-->Recursion-->Recursion-->Recursion-->Recursion-->Recursion-->Recursion--+
									   |
+-----Recursion <-- Recursion <-- Recursion <-- Recursion <-- Recursion <--+
|
+---> Infinity

One of those TV commercials that is indelibly stamped on my memory is 

	"Anacin -- for the pain of arthritis, Neuritis, and Nueralgia"

I never knew what "Neuralgia" was.


"Posslq" is an acronym invented by the U.S. Census Bureau.  It stands for
"Persons of Opposite Sex Sharing Living Quarters"
396.9336LESCOM::KALLISTo thine own self be candid.Tue Jul 25 1989 23:0719
    Infinity --> infant tea --> tiny little tea leaves --> Tetley --+
                                                                    |
                                                                    |
    +- fun<-- festive <-- partylike <-- Asian_holidaylike_manner <--+
    |
    |
    +--> hilarity --> Sir Edmund's beverage --> Major Grey's Chutney -+
                                                                      |
                                                                      |
         +--- fancy feasts <-- exotic edibles <-- East Indian Food <--+
         |
         |
         +--> formal dinners --> informal diners --> snackers --+
                                                                |
                                                                |
              +-- mane <-- fetlocks <-- whickers <-- snickers --+
              |
              |
              +--> remember! --> forget it --> what? --> on second
396.9337on second --> thoughtPOOL::TRUMPLERThiotimoline sold hereTue Jul 25 1989 23:240
396.9338thought -> I amCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNTue Jul 25 1989 23:331
    Yes, I'm back...
396.9339LESCOM::KALLISTo thine own self be candid.Wed Jul 26 1989 00:2720
    I am --+--> poetry ---> twisted growth --> misshapen wart --+
           |                                                    |
           +--> I yam --+--> Popeye --+--> Spinach --> broccoli +
                        |             |                         |
                        |             |                         |
    +-- I, Claudius <---+             |   +- pickle <-- cuke <--+ 
    |                                 |   |
    |     +-- The French Connection <-+   |
    |     |                               |
    |     |                               +--> mess --+
    |     +--> Telefon --+                            |
    |                    |                            |
    |                    |                            |
    |                    +--> assassination --+       |
    |                                         |       |
    +--> Graves ---> deaths ------------------+-------+--> terrorism

    
    "poetry" = "Poe tree"     
                                                                
396.9340terrorism -> birthday parties for 4 year oldsMISFIT::GEMMELand now here's Mac and Tosh...Wed Jul 26 1989 00:291
    
396.9341terrorism --> following a Kallis' specialLAMHRA::WHORLOW1:25000 - a magic numberWed Jul 26 1989 03:584
    
    
    
    :-)
396.9342terrorismCOMET::LUDLAMHow come?, by boat or by plane?Wed Jul 26 1989 06:046
terrorism-->birthday parties for a 4 year old--
         |                                    |
         -->following a Kalis special-----------> hogging all the fun
    
    -m-
    
396.9343LESCOM::KALLISTo thine own self be candid.Wed Jul 26 1989 18:1310
    hogging all the fun --> sty-penned --> payoff --+
                                                    |
                                                    |
    +-- legend <- Tolstoy <-- Russian accountant <--+
    |
    |
    +--> fable --> Aesop --> nay, sop --> evaporate --> sublimate --+
                                                                    |
                                                                    |
                                                wonderful spouse <--+
396.9344wonderful spouse -> Alice's husbandCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNThu Jul 27 1989 01:371
    
396.9345TedKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowThu Jul 27 1989 02:2913
    Alice's husband => Alice's Resturant => Arlo Guthrie => Woody Guthrie=>
    
    => This land is your land => foreigners bought it up => oil sheiks=>
    
    => slippery customers => greasy spoons => Alice's Restaurant =>
    
    => animal cookies => arrowroot cookies => Robin Hood =>
                                           => Little John =>
                                           => the Major Oak =>
    
    => Sherwood Forest => Nottingham =>Black Forest Ham =>
    
    => Alice's husband => Ted
396.9346Ted -> Hot DogsCAM::MAZURQuack QuackThu Jul 27 1989 02:461
  
396.9347CSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Jul 27 1989 03:0124
Hot Dogs --+-->   ?    --->     ?          -->       ?        --+
           |                                                    |
           +-->   ?   --+-->    ?   --+-->    ?    -->    ?     +
                        |             |                         |
                        |             |                         |
    +--      ?      <---+             |   +-    ?   <--   ?  <--+ 
    |                                 |   |
    |     +--                       <-+   |
    |     |                               |
    |     |                               +-->  ?   --+
    |     +-->    ?    --+                            |
    |                    |                            |
    |                    |                            |
    |                    +-->       ?       --+       |
    |                                         |       |
    +-->   ?    --->    ?    -----------------+-------+-->  Gone with the win
                                              |             (baseball ref:)
                                              v
                                       Gone with the wind
                                       (Movie ref: )
    
     Completion of the missing entries is left as a homework assignment to 
     the reader. :-)
     jc
396.9348LESCOM::KALLISTo thine own self be candid.Thu Jul 27 1989 03:0119
    Hot dogs --+--> showoffs --+--> exhibitionists --+
               |               |                     |
               |               |                     |
               +--> sore feet -+--> holey socks --+  |
                               |                  |  |
                               |                  |  |
               +-- bunions ----+  +- flagellants <+  |
               |                  |                  |
               |                  +------------------+
               |                  |
               |                  +--> public masochists --+
               |                                           |
               +-----------------  private paingivers <----+
               |
               |
               +--> ailing toes --> tapping toes --> flying toes --+
                                                                   |
                                                                   |
                                                     Mistletoes <--+
396.9349stagnightsLAMHRA::WHORLOW1:25000 - a magic numberThu Jul 27 1989 03:578
    

       Movie ref --->  director --> manager --> coper --> copper --+
                             <------   traffic warden <------------+
                            /
       baseball ref--------/--> boxing ref --> square dancer ---> waltzer+
                    v-----x----------  hanger-on <----  wallflower <-----+
       Mistletoes--- > parasites---> poorsights--- hindsights--- stagnights
396.9350stagnights -> film at elevenCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNThu Jul 27 1989 05:415
    how about the following?  ;-)
    
    -------> recursive ---+----> centrifugal force
               ^          |
               \----------/
396.9351film at eleven --> toothbrush at eleven-thirtyLESCOM::KALLISTo thine own self be candid.Thu Jul 27 1989 18:191
    
396.9352toothbrush at eleven-thirty -> Chompers Ball?CSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Jul 27 1989 19:011
    
396.9353KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowThu Jul 27 1989 22:275
    Chompers Ball => chompers bawl => TMJ Syndrome => dentists =>
    
    => surgery => rush'er here => slower there => halt => hall =>
    
    => ballroom
396.9354ballroom -> witch ballLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoThu Jul 27 1989 23:313
    those balls covered with little mirrors that spin, w/spotlights
    focused on them, and make the room all twinkly?
    
396.9355witch ball --> the other oneAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoThu Jul 27 1989 23:380
396.9356the other one --> the other one WHAT?WMOIS::B_REINKEIf you are a dreamer, come in..Thu Jul 27 1989 23:561
    
396.9357LESCOM::KALLISTo thine own self be candid.Fri Jul 28 1989 01:3028
    The other one WHAT --> the other one-Watt --+--> lightbulb --+
                                                |                |
                                                |                |
    +-- Don Ho  <-- Watt Ho!  <-- James Watt <--+                |
    |                                                            |
    |   +-- photons <-- illumination <--+-- floorlamp <-- shine -+
    |   |                               |                        |
    |   |                               |                        |
    |   +--> torpedoes --+              +-- lamp ray --+         |
    |                    |                             |         |
    |                    +--> fireworks --+            |         |
    |                                     |            |         |
    +--> tiny bubbles --+-- pyrotechnics <+  +-- eel <-+         |
                        |                    |                   |
                        |                    |                   |
    +-- sparkles <------+-- electric <-------+                   |
    |                                                            |
    |                                                            |
    +--> glimmers --> wanes --> vanes --> veins --+  +- halogen <+
                                                  |  |
                                                  |  |
                  +-- operation <-- intravenious <+  |
                  |                                  |
                  +---- disinfectant <-- iodine -----+
                  |
                  |
                  |
                  +--> prepped --> schooled --> learned --> memorized
396.9358memorized -> memo-izedCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNFri Jul 28 1989 01:511
    *Any* word can be verbed...
396.9359memo-ized ---> noted, of courseLAMHRA::WHORLOW1:25000 - a magic numberFri Jul 28 1989 03:551
    
396.9360noted, of course --> it goes without sayingAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoFri Jul 28 1989 05:470
396.9361it goes without saying->not around here!COMET::LUDLAMHow come?, by boat or by plane?Fri Jul 28 1989 06:202
    
    
396.9362not around here-->not a round harePROXY::CANTORSplitting nines...Fri Jul 28 1989 10:194
We supply only normally-shaped and squarish rabbits.  The round animal
department is two buildings over yonder.

Dave C.
396.9363not a round hare --> jackrabbitLESCOM::KALLISTo thine own self be candid.Fri Jul 28 1989 18:084
    
    re "Not around here":
    
      -<not around here --> not a round here --> ... and pass the ammunition>-
396.9364jackrabbin -> jackhammerMELEE::BIELSKIStan B.Fri Jul 28 1989 18:461
    
396.9365jackhammer -> shaken, without stirringLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoFri Jul 28 1989 19:581
    
396.9366shaken, without stirring --> horror film audienceLESCOM::KALLISTo thine own self be candid.Fri Jul 28 1989 21:401
    
396.9367horror film audience -> cowed crowdCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNFri Jul 28 1989 22:111
    
396.9368cowed crowd --> mooed massWMOIS::B_REINKEIf you are a dreamer, come in..Fri Jul 28 1989 22:391
    
396.9369mooed mass -> anything's possible after LatinCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Jul 28 1989 22:441
    
396.9370anything's possible after Latin -> even Latin America?MELEE::BIELSKIStan B.Fri Jul 28 1989 23:011
    
396.9371even Latin America? --> odd Middle EastLESCOM::KALLISTo thine own self be candid.Sat Jul 29 1989 02:161
    
396.9372KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowSat Jul 29 1989 02:542
    odd Middle East => irrational Australasia
    
396.9373irrational Australasia --> imaginary Maginot LinePROXY::CANTORSplitting nines...Sat Jul 29 1989 03:400
396.9374imaginary Maginot Line --> fractal borderLAMHRA::WHORLOW1:25000 - a magic numberMon Jul 31 1989 04:271
    
396.9375fractal border --> Julia setAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoMon Jul 31 1989 08:290
396.9376Julia set -> stainless steel cookwareLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoMon Jul 31 1989 08:342
    referring to the chef, of course
    
396.9377 stainless steel cookware --> Bri-nylon shirts CURRNT::SOBOTSteve Sobot, BasingstokeMon Jul 31 1989 18:105
    
    
    
    	... both remind me of the sixties.
    
396.9378CSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Mon Jul 31 1989 19:345
    
    
    [fractal border ]      ( stainless steel cookware )
                        +                               -> Bermuda triangle
    [Julia Set      ]      ( Bri-nylon shirts         )
396.9379Bermuda triangle -> traffic circleDDIF::STONERoyMon Jul 31 1989 19:441
    
396.9380Bermuda triangle --> Carribean menage a troisLESCOM::KALLISTo thine own self be candid.Mon Jul 31 1989 19:451
    
396.9381WMOIS::B_REINKEIf you are a dreamer, come in..Mon Jul 31 1989 20:282
    traffic circle + Carribean menage a trois ---> vacation orgy
    
396.9382vacation orgy ->>>> fun in the sunMELEE::BIELSKIStan B.Mon Jul 31 1989 22:271
    
396.9383fun in the sun --> raisin the roofLESCOM::KALLISTo thine own self be candid.Mon Jul 31 1989 23:491
    
396.9384raisin the roof -> cat on a hot tin roofMISFIT::GEMMELand now here's Mac and Tosh...Mon Jul 31 1989 23:511
    
396.9385cat on a hot tin roof => a currant affairKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowMon Jul 31 1989 23:570
396.9386a currant affair --> plumbing the depthsLESCOM::KALLISTo thine own self be candid.Tue Aug 01 1989 01:591
    
396.9387plumbing the depths --> Mark TwainAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoTue Aug 01 1989 04:060
396.9388Mark Twain --> full fathom fiveLAMHRA::WHORLOW1:25000 - a magic numberTue Aug 01 1989 04:441
    
396.9389full fathom five --> six, two, and evenPROXY::CANTORSplitting nines...Tue Aug 01 1989 09:590
396.9390LESCOM::KALLISTo thine own self be candid.Tue Aug 01 1989 18:214
    six, two, and even --+--> eight --> dined --> out --+
                         |                              | 
                         +--> tall prizefighter --------+--> TKO
    
396.9391TKO --> ZKOPOOL::TRUMPLERThiotimoline sold hereTue Aug 01 1989 19:100
396.9392ExitSHARE::SATOWTue Aug 01 1989 19:376
	+--->Spit--->Saliva--->Salida---+	
	|				|
ZKO-----+				+--->Exit
	|				|
	+-----------><Ctrl>Z------------+
396.9393Exit -> Tangerine DreamLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoTue Aug 01 1989 19:402
    album by the group
    
396.9394LESCOM::KALLISTo thine own self be candid.Tue Aug 01 1989 20:305
       -<Tangerine Dream --> soundtrack --> The Keep --> horror>-
    
    
    _The Keep_ is a film I have a sneaking fondness for.
    Tangerine Dream did the soundtravk.
396.9395horror --> solicitorAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoTue Aug 01 1989 22:220
396.9396solicitor ---> OliverLAMHRA::WHORLOW1:25000 - a magic numberWed Aug 02 1989 15:511
    
396.9397Oliver-->TwistWHEEL::SWINIARSKINANcy--*NANSKI*--SwiniarSKIWed Aug 02 1989 18:011
    
396.9398Twist -> trystSWSNOD::BIELSKIgetting FOCUSedWed Aug 02 1989 18:303


    	Twist -> spin control -> run-around -> tryst
396.9399tryst ==> Romeo & JulietTHEGIZ::PITARDBut what if *I* don't want to????Wed Aug 02 1989 18:460
396.9400Romeo & Juliet -> ShakespeareSTAR::HUBERBuild it. He will come.Wed Aug 02 1989 18:510
396.9401Shakespeare--> Shakes legSHARE::SATOWWed Aug 02 1989 18:580
396.9402LESCOM::KALLISTo thine own self be candid.Wed Aug 02 1989 19:2210
    Shakes leg --> dances --> dancer --> Prancer --> Cupid --+
                                                             |
                                                             |
     +-- Blitzen <-- Donner <-- Dasher <-- Comet <-- Vixen --+
     |
     |
     +--> Rudolph --> Red-Nose --> W. C. Fields --> juggler
    
    
    Besides being a mastyer comedian, W. C. Fields was a superb juggler
396.9403juggler -> veinLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoWed Aug 02 1989 20:321
    
396.9404vein => Count DraculaKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowWed Aug 02 1989 22:353
     As Count Dracula is reported to have said
    
    My Work is all in vein
396.9405Count Dracula --> Discount YorgaLESCOM::KALLISTo thine own self be candid.Wed Aug 02 1989 22:5310
    
    or
    
    Count Dracula --> bloodsucker --> mosquito --> airplane --+
                                                              |
                                                              |
       +-- Chief <-- Chochise <-- Geronimo <-- parachutist <--+
       |
       |
       +--> super --> swell --> tumescent
396.9406Discount Yorga -> Tacky cultureCAM::MAZURQuack QuackWed Aug 02 1989 23:271
    
396.9407Tacky culture -> sticky petri dishCAM::MILLEROff to see the lizardWed Aug 02 1989 23:381
    
396.9408SHARE::SATOWWed Aug 02 1989 23:587
sticky petri dish ---> Mary Tyler Moore can't wash ---> Show canceled
    

	In "The Dick Van Dyke" show, Mary Tyler Moore played the part 
	of Laura Petri(e), wife of Rob Petrie (played by Dick Van Dyke).

Clay
396.9409show canceled --> rerun race --> TV rebroadcast competitionLESCOM::KALLISTo thine own self be candid.Thu Aug 03 1989 01:277
    
    Hmm.  Mary Tyler Moore washed fine by me.
    
    A small point of Mary Tyler Moore trivia:  her legs hit the phosphor
    screen before the rest of her did.  She played the part of a secretary-
    receptionist in an early TV detective show, and all you could see
    were her calves and feet.  Her name was "Sam," as I recall.
396.9410TV rebroadcast competition --> IV'd soap operasTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerThu Aug 03 1989 02:290
396.9411IVd soap operas => drip ... drip ... dripKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowThu Aug 03 1989 20:080
396.9412drip ... drip ... drip --> three creepsLESCOM::KALLISTo thine own self be candid.Thu Aug 03 1989 20:161
    
396.9413three creeps -> three stoogesMISFIT::GEMMELand now here's Mac and Tosh...Thu Aug 03 1989 21:011
    
396.9414three stooges => three mouseketeersKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowThu Aug 03 1989 22:010
396.9415three mouseketeers --> three blind miceAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoThu Aug 03 1989 22:110
396.9416three blind mice --> useless input devicesLESCOM::KALLISWait for the eclipseThu Aug 03 1989 23:317
    
    Re "three mousketeers":
    
                  -< three mouseketeers --> three mesquiteers>-
    
    ... The name of a film starring John Wayne, a potboiler shot and
    released before _Stagecoach_.
396.9417useless input devices => write only memoryKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowThu Aug 03 1989 23:413
    Re three mesquiteers
    
    how about the three mosquiteers ... ouch, ouch and ouch!
396.9418Write Only Memory --> GinoSHARE::SATOWFri Aug 04 1989 00:151
Garbage In Nothing Out
396.9419Gino -> GIGOGRNDAD::STONERoyFri Aug 04 1989 01:103
    GIGO = Garbage In, Gospel Out
    
    i.e. Blame the computer for the bad statistics!
396.9420LESCOM::KALLISWait for the eclipse.Fri Aug 04 1989 01:1812
    GIGO --> Gigi --> thank Heaven for little girls --> Annie --+
                                                                |
                                                                |
    +-------Lovecraft <-- Dhole <-- whole <-- Arf! <-- Sandy <--+
    |
    |
    +--> Poe --> Raven --> lunatic --> moonquake --> seismometer
    
    
    re "Gino":
    
                 -<Gino --> Gina --> Love, Italian Style>-
396.9421LAMHRA::WHORLOW1:25000 - a magic numberFri Aug 04 1989 04:356
    
    
    
    Love, Italian style ----->+---> did the earth move for you?
                             /
    seismometer         -----
396.9422did the earth move for you? -> ArchimedesCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNFri Aug 04 1989 05:541
    
396.9423Archimedes --> Euripides --> Eumenides --> Greek tailorWMOIS::B_REINKEIf you are a dreamer, come in..Fri Aug 04 1989 07:191
    
396.9424Greek tailor -- > Fairisle KnitterLAMHRA::WHORLOW1:25000 - a magic numberFri Aug 04 1989 09:561
    
396.9425fairisle knitter ->dream weaverCAM::MILLEROff to see the lizardFri Aug 04 1989 18:361
    
396.9426LESCOM::KALLISWait for the eclipse.Fri Aug 04 1989 18:4716
    dream weaver --+--> Charlie Weaver --> Mt. Idy ---> letters -+
                   |                                             |
                   |                                             |
                   +--> Doodles Weaver --> Spike Jones --+       |
                                                         |       |
                                                         |       |
             +-  Unusual tonalities <-- Strange music <--+       |
             |                                                   |
             |                                                   |
             +--> nose flutes --> eyes have it --> avid reader --+
                                                                 |
                                                                 |
            +-- reruns <-- Old TV shows <-- Sisters <-- snoop <--+
            |
            |
            +--> makeup runs --> damp mascara --> smear --> slander
396.9427KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowFri Aug 04 1989 21:188
    slander => defame => frame => square => polygon => where'd she go =>

    Djakarta ? => Jamaica ? => she went of her own accord => she went

    in her own accord => Honda Cars => motorcycles => crash helmet =>
    
    skid lid => bone dome => bone head => dolt => nincompoop
    
396.9428nincompoop -> noncompoopCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNFri Aug 04 1989 21:591
    Not yet an officer?
396.9429noncompoop --> non compos mentisPOOL::TRUMPLERThiotimoline sold hereFri Aug 04 1989 22:020
396.9430non compos mentis --> non-camping mantisLESCOM::KALLISWait for the eclipse.Fri Aug 04 1989 22:055
    
    re "Nincompoop":
    
         -<nincompoop --> ninjapoop --> martial_art pooper-scooper>-
    
396.9431non-camping mantis -> itinerant insectLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoSun Aug 06 1989 08:574
    What do you get when you cross a praying mantis with a termite?
    
    An insect that says grace before it eats your house
    
396.9432itinerant insect --> on the road againAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoSun Aug 06 1989 20:200
396.9433on the road again --> hedgehog pizzasLAMHRA::WHORLOW1:25000 - a magic numberMon Aug 07 1989 04:578
    
    
    
    
    
    itineratnt insect --> pedant
    
    
396.9434hedgehog pizzas -> porcupiesLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoMon Aug 07 1989 18:171
    
396.9435porcuepies --> getting diametersLESCOM::KALLISWait for the eclipse.Mon Aug 07 1989 18:532
    
    Porcupies = por q[ue] pies = why pis?
396.9436getting diameters -> machinists calipersGRNDAD::STONERoyMon Aug 07 1989 19:101
    
396.9437machinists calipers --> jewelers tongsTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerMon Aug 07 1989 21:350
396.9438jewelers tongs --> Oriental gem dealers' secret societiesLESCOM::KALLISWait for the eclipse.Mon Aug 07 1989 21:464
    
    or
    
                     -<jewelers tongs --> customers welcomes>-
396.9439Casting Pearls Before SwineSHARE::SATOWMon Aug 07 1989 22:0813
	    +-----------Pearls------------+
	    |				  |
            |				  |
Oriental Gem Dealers' Secret Societies    |
   |			    |		  |
   |			    |		  |
Occidental		    |		  +-->Casting Pearls Before Swine
   |			    |		  |
   |			    |		  |
College-------+-------------+		  |
	      |				  |
	      |				  |
	Fraternities-----> Animal House---+
396.9440..Before Swine --> Age before beautyWMOIS::B_REINKEIf you are a dreamer, come in..Mon Aug 07 1989 22:161
    
396.9441Age before beauty --> Beauty after ageAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoMon Aug 07 1989 22:480
396.9442Beauty after age -> nip 'n tuckLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoTue Aug 08 1989 00:021
    
396.9443LESCOM::KALLISWait for the eclipse.Tue Aug 08 1989 00:1210
    nip 'n tuck --> chip 'n dale ----+
                                     |
                                     |
    Beauty after age ...+            |
                        .            |
                        .            |
        Sleeping Beauty + ...........+------> Disney feature --+
                                                               |
                                                               |
                                                  Moustache <--+
396.9444Moustache -> Van Dyke (type of beard)MISFIT::GEMMELand now here's Mac and Tosh...Tue Aug 08 1989 01:431
    
396.9445DDIF::STONERoyTue Aug 08 1989 02:393
           -< Van Dyke (type of beard) -> Dick (type of comedian) >-
    
    Dick Van Dyke, that is. 
396.9446Dick (type of comedian) ---> Dick (type of sleuth)LAMHRA::WHORLOW1:25000 - a magic numberTue Aug 08 1989 05:071
    
396.9447Dick (type of sleuth) --> Private (type of dick)PROXY::CANTORSplitting nines...Tue Aug 08 1989 11:210
396.9448Private(type of dick) -> First class(type of private)LAMHRA::WHORLOW1:25000 - a magic numberTue Aug 08 1989 13:491
    
396.9449first class (type of private)-> fist class (sort of rough)IJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeTue Aug 08 1989 14:332
    

396.9450fist class(sort of rough) apron (sort of rough)WMOIS::M_KOWALEWICZToday's special! (tomorrow is too)Tue Aug 08 1989 17:130
396.9451apron (sort of rough) -> sandpaper (sort of rough)ROBOTS::RSMITHTime to make the doughnutsTue Aug 08 1989 17:421
    
396.9452sandpaper (sort of rough) -> golfer (in the rough)MELEE::BIELSKIStan B.Tue Aug 08 1989 18:121
    
396.9453golfer --> gopher --> CaddyshackPOOL::TRUMPLERThiotimoline sold hereTue Aug 08 1989 18:521
    
396.9454LESCOM::KALLISWait for the eclipse.Tue Aug 08 1989 18:537
           golfer (sort of rough) --> diamond (in the rough) --+
                                                               |
                                                               |
    +-- [Neil] Diamond <-- diamond (in the [baseball] park) <--+
    |
    |
    +--> Cracklin' Rosie --> Cracklin' [pork rinds] --> grits
396.9455grits -> trig(s) = (sine of rough)CSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Aug 08 1989 19:261
    
396.9456caddyshack + sine (qua non) of rough -> Bill MurrayLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoTue Aug 08 1989 20:073
    boy, would I have liked to have the reply after 
    private (type of dick).  It would have been utterly censorable...
    
396.9457Bill Murray --> GhostbusterLESCOM::KALLISWait for the eclipse.Tue Aug 08 1989 20:254
    
    What is a "busted ghost?"
    
    A broken spirit.
396.9458ROBOTS::RSMITHTime to make the doughnutsTue Aug 08 1989 20:531
    Ghostbuster -> Fuzzbuster -> Electric Razor
396.9459Electric Razor => Cutting down the electricity pylonsKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowTue Aug 08 1989 21:490
396.9460LESCOM::KALLISWait for the eclipse.Tue Aug 08 1989 22:4511
    Cutting down the electricity pylons --> timber! --> wood --+
                                                               |
                                                               |
    +-- crazy elephant <-- Must <-- mustn't <-- wouldn't <--+
    |
    |
    +--> rabid Republican --> ideolog --> concept tree
    
    
    Re "must" -- this is a condition that affects (African) male elephants
    periodically, where they temporarily go into a frenzy.
396.9461concept tree -> EdenGLIVET::RECKARDJon Reckard, 381-0878, ZKO3-2/T63Tue Aug 08 1989 23:380
396.9462Eden -> garden of earthly delightsLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoTue Aug 08 1989 23:561
    
396.9463garden of earthly delights -> pumpkin patchSWSNOD::BIELSKIgetting FOCUSedWed Aug 09 1989 01:235

    
	is anything more delightful than outlasting 
    	Charlie Brown, waiting to see the Great Pumpkin
    	rise over the ol' pumpkin patch?
396.9464ROBOTS::RSMITHTime to make the doughnutsWed Aug 09 1989 01:297
    		garden of earthly delights
                   |        |        |
                   |        |        |
    		flower      |        |
                   |      land     pleasure--------- 
                   |        |                       |
                    --->Netherlands-->underworld----+-->demonic pleasure
396.9465LESCOM::KALLISWait for the eclipse.Wed Aug 09 1989 01:3617
    Pumpkin patch --> pumpkin --+-->pie --------+
                                |               |
                                +--> soup ------+
                                |               |
                                +---> bread ----+
                                |               |
                                +--> muffins ---+
                                |               |
                                +--> ice cream -+
                                |               |
                                +--> pancakes --+
                                |               |
                                +--> cookies ---+--> ambrosia
    
                                |
                                |
                                +--> Jack O'Lantern --> Hallowe'en
396.9466SHARE::SATOWWed Aug 09 1989 02:0912
Halloween-->All Saint's Day --> When the Saints go Marchin' in--+
								|
	         +--Take a number<--I wanna be in that number<--+
		 |
		 +--> Stand in Line----+
				       |
Demonic Pleasure --> Hotter than Hell--+------> Saturday Night at Kimballs'
				       |
Ambrosia ---> Heavenly Hash------------+


Kimballs is a popular ice cream stand in Littleton, MA
396.9467Saturday Night at Kimballs' -->and I aint got nobodyWMOIS::B_REINKEIf you are a dreamer, come in..Wed Aug 09 1989 02:3010
    
    
    
    
    in re .9456 (Jody) I was sorely tempted by that one myself!
    
    in re .9463 I think it is Linus not Charlie Brown who waits
    for the big pumpkin.
    
    Bonnie
396.9468LESCOM::KALLISWait for the eclipse.Wed Aug 09 1989 02:398
    and I ain't got nobody --> I ain't got no body --> frustrated graverobber
                                                                  
                         
    >in re .9463 I think it is Linus not Charlie Brown who waits
    >for the big pumpkin.
     
    Yes, and Linus _outlasts_ Charlie Brown (who joins him) waiting
    for the Great Pumpkin, even as .9463 saya...
396.9469frustrated graverobber -> closed body shopCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNWed Aug 09 1989 03:301
    
396.9470closed body shop --> bankrupt fitness clubAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoWed Aug 09 1989 05:160
396.9471bankrupt fitness club --> all spentLAMHRA::WHORLOW1:25000 - a magic numberWed Aug 09 1989 09:2725
    
    

    
    
    from a few recent entries.....
    
    elephants and ambrosia,  (african) elephants.....
    
    
    
    how does a man elephant find a lady elephant in the jungle?
    
    
    delicious!
    
    
    What is the difference between an african elephant and an indian
    elephant?
    
    
    about 3000 miles....
            
    
    derek
396.9472all spent --> hell bent for leatherPROXY::CANTORSplitting nines...Wed Aug 09 1989 10:510
396.9473hell bent for leather --> hot foot from RomeLAMHRA::WHORLOW1:25000 - a magic numberWed Aug 09 1989 15:401
    
396.9474associations of "lay"RTOIC::RSTANGEdouble double toil &amp; troubleWed Aug 09 1989 15:4711
    Here is an association which occurred in Italy:
    some Italians sitting at a table trying to find out who would be
    the greatest hure in the world, when they suggested many names, one
    said "Virginia Pipeline" (he pronounced it intalian: "peepaleena"!
    Nobody had heard of her, and when they asked him where he got the
    name from, he pulled out a newspaper where the following sentence
    could be read:
    	Virginia Pipeline laid by 500 men!
    Sorry for this,
    Rudi                             
    
396.9475Distracted by spontaneous pun propogationWELMTS::HILLTechnology is my Vorpal swordWed Aug 09 1989 15:536
    Within the last week I read, in a UK University student magazine, a
    story which relied on the same pun structure, except it was Sahara
    Pipeline, and the headline was "Sahara pipeline laid by 1000 men
    in 25 days"
    
    Isn't deja vu wonderful.
396.9476AYOV27::ISMITHHugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew...Wed Aug 09 1989 18:045
    -< hot foot from Rome --> hot food from Rome --> pizza --> cake >-
    
    (To get back on track...)
    
    
396.9479SHARE::SATOWWed Aug 09 1989 20:163
cake --> Let them eat --> Come 'n get it -->  Soooooooooey


396.9480Soooooooooey --> Pork ChopSTAR::HUBERBuild it. He will come.Wed Aug 09 1989 20:360
396.9481pork chop -- karate chopLESCOM::KALLISWait for the eclipse.Wed Aug 09 1989 20:471
    
396.9482karate chop --> East ChopPOOL::TRUMPLERThiotimoline sold hereWed Aug 09 1989 21:513
    The part of Martha's Vineyard where the Kennedys own property.
    
    >M
396.9483East Chop -> East EggROBOTS::RSMITHTime to make the doughnutsWed Aug 09 1989 23:381
    F. Scott F.
396.9484LESCOM::KALLISWait for the eclipse.Wed Aug 09 1989 23:467
    East Egg --> Easter Egg --> Easter Bunny --> Bugs Bunny --+
                                                              |
                                                              |
           +-- Donald Trump <-- Donald Duck <-- Daffy Duck <--+
           |
           |
           +--> Trump Shuttle --> tramp, shuffle --> perambulate
396.9485SHARE::SATOWThu Aug 10 1989 00:202
perambulate --> per p.m. be you early --> workin' the night shift

396.9486'm' birdsKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowThu Aug 10 1989 02:566
    workin the night shift => the graveyard shift => moving heaven and
    earth => "we moved the treasures of king tut" => and wrecked my
    furniture => lost property => umbrellas => rain => sky => 'm' birds
    
    
    look at any children's landscape picture ... you'll see m birds!
396.9487'm' birds --> Bond's ladies (?)LAMHRA::WHORLOW1:25000 - a magic numberThu Aug 10 1989 05:361
    
396.9488LESNET::KALLISWait for the eclipse.Thu Aug 10 1989 18:2710
    Bond's ladies? --> ladies for security --> lady guards --+
                                                             |
                                                             |
    +- Unix <- eunuchs <- harem keepers <- ladies' guards <--+
    |
    |
    +--> Berkeley standard --> tree falling noiselessly --+
                                                          |
                                                          |
 cave <-- refuge for a hermit <-- nobody in the forest <--+
396.9489cave -> troglodyteIJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeThu Aug 10 1989 18:490
396.9490troglodyte --> dwarfTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerThu Aug 10 1989 22:190
396.9491LESNET::KALLISWait for the eclipse.Thu Aug 10 1989 23:408
    dwarf ---+--> white ---+--> red ---> black --+--> hole --+
             |             |                     |           |
             |             |                     |           |
             +-> seven ----+--> Snow <-- beauty -+           |
                                --+-                         |
                                  |          +-- rabbit <----+
                                  |          |
                                  +--> shoe -+--> foot --> rule
396.9492rule -> GoldenCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNFri Aug 11 1989 02:151
    
396.9493Golden --> RetrieverSHARE::SATOWFri Aug 11 1989 02:390
396.9494CSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Aug 11 1989 06:161
       < Retriever -> Your spouse tells you to go and get the baby sitter > 
396.9495LAMHRA::WHORLOW1:25000 - a magic numberFri Aug 11 1989 09:151
 Your spouse tells you to go and get the baby sitter --> need a flat baby
396.9496LESNET::KALLISWait for the eclipse.Fri Aug 11 1989 17:5510
    need a flat baby --> no thanks, just had one --> have another -+
                                                                   |
                                                                   |
 +- seashells by the seashore <- She's selling <-- Who's buying <--+
 |
 |
 +--> cockleshells all in a row --> gardening --> plant stuff --+
                                                                |
                                                                |
                  horror film <-- Wes Craven <-- Swamp Thing <--+
396.9497SHARE::SATOWFri Aug 11 1989 18:341
horror film --> WHAT or film? --> I'll take the film
396.9498I'll take the film -> blackmail!GRNDAD::STONERoyFri Aug 11 1989 19:291
    
396.9499blackmail -> white knightGLIVET::RECKARDJon Reckard, 381-0878, ZKO3-2/T63Fri Aug 11 1989 23:270
396.9500white knight -> golden handcuffsCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNFri Aug 11 1989 23:301
    Some recent US business slang.
396.9501golden handcuffs --> golden parachuteLESCOM::KALLISWait for the eclipse.Fri Aug 11 1989 23:331
    
396.9502Golden Parachute --> first one down!SEAPEN::PHIPPSDTN 225-4959Fri Aug 11 1989 23:461
396.9503first one down --> wrestlingTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerSat Aug 12 1989 02:201
coulda been football...
396.9504wrestling -> TV theatricsGRNDAD::STONERoySat Aug 12 1989 02:311
    
396.9505TV Theatrics --> political speechLESCOM::KALLISWait for the eclipse.Sat Aug 12 1989 02:311
    
396.9506political speech --> free pressAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoSat Aug 12 1989 03:320
396.9507free press ---> B Y OLAMHRA::WHORLOW1:25000 - a magic numberSun Aug 13 1989 06:321
    
396.9508B Y O --> BAYOV27::ISMITHBilly the FishSun Aug 13 1989 21:471
    
396.9509B --> cAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoMon Aug 14 1989 06:030
396.9510c -> DIJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeMon Aug 14 1989 12:544
... and whoever wants a suggestion for the next, mail me ;-)

Arie
396.9511D --> on cap! stand in the cornerLAMHRA::WHORLOW1:25000 - a magic numberMon Aug 14 1989 13:051
    
396.9512WLDWST::GKEFALINOSMon Aug 14 1989 18:023
    re:9511
    
    -<stand in the corner>-On your knees!!
396.9513 On your knees --> Rag CURRNT::SOBOTSteve Sobot, BasingstokeMon Aug 14 1989 18:2517
    
    
    .... inspired from the "Vatican Rag" (Tom Lehrer?) -
    
    .........genuflect, genuflect, genuflect...!!!
    
    
    
    
    Incidentally, Jon in note 705 asks "why word association-FOOTBALL?".
    Well, I can't remember much of the original, but in one of the early
    Monty Python sketches (also on record, I believe) there is a very
    clever bit containing many wierd and amusing word associations,
    the first one being ...word association-football, association-football
    being a particular (British?) category/league of the sport. Geddit?!
    
    Cheers,								Steve
396.9514Rag --> A MuffinSHARE::SATOWMon Aug 14 1989 18:461
396.9515A Muffin -> EnglishDDIF::STONERoyMon Aug 14 1989 18:582
    
    
396.9516English -> languishLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoMon Aug 14 1989 20:322
    a languishing language?
    
396.9517languish => in the sunKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowMon Aug 14 1989 21:120
396.9518in the sun ---> a myth to be desiredWMOIS::B_REINKEIf you are a dreamer, come in..Mon Aug 14 1989 21:386
    
    
    
    
    given that it has rained steadily here in Mass for days without
    counting..
396.9519a myth to be desired -> myth AmericaCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNMon Aug 14 1989 21:571
    As in (said with a lisp) "There thee ith, Myth America" --
396.9520Myth America -> Lady LuckCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Mon Aug 14 1989 22:401
    Is this National Womanhood week? ( A la Tom Lehrer? ) 
396.9521Lady Luck -> Luck be a Lady Tonight!LEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoMon Aug 14 1989 23:291
    
396.9522Tonight -> MariaCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Aug 15 1989 01:065
    From the musical score of West Side Story...
    
    Tonight, Tonight won't be just any night.... ( doesn't sound 
    the same in notes.)
    
396.9523Maria --> Yes, we met recently.AITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoTue Aug 15 1989 04:210
396.9524Yes, we met recently --> Hail fellow, well met!LAMHRA::WHORLOW1:25000 - a magic numberTue Aug 15 1989 09:521
    
396.9525Hail fellow, well met! -> Stormy rainmakerGRNDAD::STONERoyTue Aug 15 1989 19:212
    
    
396.9526Stormy Rainmaker -> Misty of ChincoteagueLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoTue Aug 15 1989 20:161
    
396.9527Misty of Chincoteague -> Play Misty for meCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNTue Aug 15 1989 22:211
    A song and a movie title.
396.9528Play Misty for me --> Misty BeethovenAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoTue Aug 15 1989 23:331
	another movie title
396.9529Misty Beethoven -->POOL::TRUMPLERThiotimoline sold hereWed Aug 16 1989 01:2112
    Next word is the last word of this reply...
    
    >M
    
    A not-so-famous explorer believed that a score for Beethoven's 10th
    symphony had been buried with the composer, so he set about digging
    him up.  Upon opening the coffin, he saw Beethoven, furiously erasing
    sheet upon sheet of paper.  It dawned on him that Beethoven was
    
    (well, you asked for it)
    
    decomposing.
396.9530decomposing -> dust to dustLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoWed Aug 16 1989 02:461
    
396.9531SHARE::SATOWWed Aug 16 1989 03:017
		+--> Dirt to wash --> In the wash --> In the wake--+
		|						   |
Dust to dust ---+--------------------------------------------------+-->funeral


Question: why do we dust dust, but clean dirt?  
396.9532funeral -> boxBLAS03::FORBESBill Forbes - LDP EngrngWed Aug 16 1989 08:060
396.9533LAMHRA::WHORLOWIt's darkest just before it goes totally blackWed Aug 16 1989 09:441
    
396.9534STAR::HUBERBuild it. He will come.Wed Aug 16 1989 17:460
396.9535and Tyler too -> TippecanoeCAM::MAZURIt ain't the meat, it's the lotion.Wed Aug 16 1989 18:461
    
396.9536Tippecanoe -> fall in waterGRNDAD::STONERoyWed Aug 16 1989 19:452
    
    
396.9537<fall in water -> put the toilet seat down!CAM::MILLERRun my pony through the sandWed Aug 16 1989 19:511
    
396.9538put the toilet seat down -> We aim to please!GRNDAD::STONERoyWed Aug 16 1989 19:532
    
    
396.9539put the toilet seat down -> bad seat! bad!MISFIT::GEMMELand now here's Mac and Tosh...Wed Aug 16 1989 19:531
    
396.9540TEXANS have bigger stuffSNOWY::HEDRICKIm a BOSS, ask my kidsWed Aug 16 1989 21:161
    We aim to please! -> You AIM too please!
396.9541* -> remember the Alamo's bathroom seatCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNThu Aug 17 1989 00:0811
    You AIM too please!      \
    TEXANS have bigger stuff  ----->
    Bad seat! Bad!           /
    
    About Texans and their "big stuff":  The past governor of
    Colorado got into a bit of hot water for a joke he told about Texans. 
    It seems that a typical Texan good ole' boy suddenly died.  He had been
    the big talkin', big spendin', big car drivin' Texan of myth. Well, he
    was also too big to fit into a standard coffin.  Because the undertaker
    was used to such types, he just gave him an enema to release all the
    bullshit and buried him in a shoe box....
396.9542remember the Alamo's bathroom seat --> outhouseLESCOM::KALLISthings passThu Aug 17 1989 21:011
    
396.9543outhouse --> OutbackSHARE::SATOWThu Aug 17 1989 21:280
396.9544Outback --> InfrontAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoThu Aug 17 1989 22:140
396.9545Infront --> of everybody??LESCOM::KALLISTime takes things.Fri Aug 18 1989 00:002
    
    ... speaking of weddings/honeymoons from the Limerick note ... ;-)
396.9546Infront -> of everybody?? -> on stageGRNDAD::STONERoyFri Aug 18 1989 02:102
     
    
396.9547on stage ---> Cobb and Co.LAMHRA::WHORLOWIt's darkest just before it goes totally blackFri Aug 18 1989 08:341
    
396.9548Cobb and Co. -> Ty and SebastianGLIVET::RECKARDJon Reckard, 381-0878, ZKO3-2/T63Fri Aug 18 1989 17:090
396.9549Ty and Sebastian --> Frankincense and MyrrhLESCOM::KALLISTime takes things.Fri Aug 18 1989 18:142
    
    ... As long as we're talking about obscure Vaudeville teams...
396.9550Frankincense and Myrrh -> Aloe in ToxicoIJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeFri Aug 18 1989 18:347



   ... or mystic but cheap fantasy titles ....

Arie
396.9551Aloe in Toxico => A high in MexicoKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowFri Aug 18 1989 19:280
396.9552A high in Mexico -> Acapulco cliff diversGRNDAD::STONERoyFri Aug 18 1989 19:412
    
    
396.9553Acapulco cliff divers --> Soho pub crawlersLESCOM::KALLISTime takes things.Fri Aug 18 1989 20:112
    
    ... if we're into species...
396.9554Soho pub crawlers --> night crawlersSHARE::SATOWFri Aug 18 1989 21:214
>    ... if we're into species...


. . . of worms
396.9555night crawlers ---> goolies and ghostiesWMOIS::B_REINKEIf you are a dreamer, come in..Fri Aug 18 1989 22:271
    
396.9556goolies and ghosties -> kids and bedtimeMISFIT::GEMMELand now here's Mac and Tosh...Fri Aug 18 1989 23:201
    They're really great kids and I really do like them
396.9557Kids and bedtime --> incompatibleLESNET::KALLISTime takes things.Fri Aug 18 1989 23:322
    
    .. if we're into behavior....
396.9558incompatible -> OSIIJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeSat Aug 19 1989 02:147
RE -1 (Steve)

>    .. if we're into behavior....

You seem to be constantly into something else.... ;-)

Arie
396.9559OSI --> ISOLESNET::KALLISTime takes things.Sat Aug 19 1989 02:482
    
    It's line symmetrical. ;-)
396.9560ISO -> metricsCNTROL::HENRIKSONIsSamDonaldsonSpock'sBrotherHeNeverTalksAbout?Sat Aug 19 1989 04:540
396.9561metrics --> measuring sticksWMOIS::B_REINKEIf you are a dreamer, come in..Sun Aug 20 1989 08:261
    
396.9562measuring sticks -> tooth picksIJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeSun Aug 20 1989 19:381
396.9563tooth picks --> dental choicesLESCOM::KALLISTime takes things.Mon Aug 21 1989 17:571
    
396.9564dental choices --> floss or lose your teeth!WMOIS::B_REINKEIf you are a dreamer, come in..Mon Aug 21 1989 18:146
    
    
    
    
    
    from someone who has had several visits with the periodontist
396.9565SHARE::SATOWMon Aug 21 1989 19:259
floss or lose your teeth! --> Put your money where your mouth is

    
    
    
>    from someone who has had several visits with the periodontist


	. . . which, no doubt, aren't what you'd call inexpensive
396.9566KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowMon Aug 21 1989 20:282
    Put your money where your mouth is => All talk and no pay
    
396.9567CNTROL::HENRIKSONIsSamDonaldsonSpock'sBrotherHeNeverTalksAbout?Mon Aug 21 1989 22:162
        All talk and no pay =>Money talks! Mine says good-bye!
396.9568Money talks! Mine says good-bye --> mine too!WMOIS::B_REINKEIf you are a dreamer, come in..Mon Aug 21 1989 22:355
    
    
    
    
    some went to the periodontist, some to college tuition, some to....
396.9569mine too! -> mine three!IJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeMon Aug 21 1989 23:054


.... just an old joke....
396.9570mine three --> sonsLESCOM::KALLISTime takes things.Tue Aug 22 1989 00:112
    
    Teutonized version of an old TV show ...
396.9571sons -> hine on my shoulders...LEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoTue Aug 22 1989 00:161
    
396.9572SHARE::SATOWTue Aug 22 1989 00:214
  [sons]hine on my shoulders... --> He ain't heavy

    

396.9573He ain't heavy -> brother love's travelling salvation showTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetTue Aug 22 1989 02:001
    
396.9574THEGIZ::PITARDBut what if *I* don't want to????Tue Aug 22 1989 18:093

	Brother Love is one of the WWF's most outragous "actors" [sic]
396.9575World Wrestling Federation --> groan!LESCOM::KALLISTime takes things.Tue Aug 22 1989 18:151
    
396.9576WWF --> groan! --> have an armTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetTue Aug 22 1989 18:191
    
396.9577have an arm --> give me a handSHARE::SATOWTue Aug 22 1989 18:300
396.9578give me a hand -> second hand storeLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoTue Aug 22 1989 20:021
    
396.9579second hand store -> bargains galore!GRNDAD::STONERoyTue Aug 22 1989 20:352
    
    
396.9580LESCOM::KALLISTime takes things.Tue Aug 22 1989 20:586
      -<bargains galore --> P***y Galore --> Goldfinger -->King Midas>-
    
    
    re "lend me a hand":
    
              -< lend me a hand --> shortage of ranch help>-
396.9581King Midas --> mufflerSHARE::SATOWTue Aug 22 1989 21:041
396.9582muffler ==> silencerTHEGIZ::PITARDBut what if *I* don't want to????Tue Aug 22 1989 21:080
396.9583LESCOM::KALLISTime takes things.Tue Aug 22 1989 21:217
    silencer --> censor --> censer --> incense --> olfactory pleasure --+
                                                                        |
                                                                        |
          +-- two-fisted <-- hardboiled <-- private eye <-- nose job <--+     
          |
          |
          +--> tough --> macho --> leather jacket --> motorcycle --> cop
396.9584cop --> buzzTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerWed Aug 23 1989 02:110
396.9585buzz --> sawTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetWed Aug 23 1989 02:311
    
396.9586LESCOM::KALLISTime takes things.Wed Aug 23 1989 02:587
    saw --> old --> fellow --> fallow --> lie --> politician --+
                                                               |
                                                               |
  +- kobold <- gnome <- sylph <- salamander <-- jerrymander <--+
  |
  |  
  +--> knocker --> Tommy --> Tammy --> bachelor --> button
396.9587THEGIZ::PITARDBut what if *I* don't want to????Wed Aug 23 1989 06:303
       
       
       button ==> up ==> down ==> direction ==> command
396.9588command --> wishAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoWed Aug 23 1989 08:440
396.9589wish --> bonePOOL::TRUMPLERThiotimoline sold hereWed Aug 23 1989 18:352
    Re .9586:
    It's "gerrymander", not "jerrymander".
396.9590THEGIZ::PITARDBut what if *I* don't want to????Wed Aug 23 1989 19:170
396.9591knee --> woundedSHARE::SATOWWed Aug 23 1989 19:291
396.9592wounded -> ashIJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeWed Aug 23 1989 19:390
396.9593ash -> hewGLIVET::RECKARDJon Reckard, 381-0878, ZKO3-2/T63Wed Aug 23 1989 19:541
gesundheit
396.9594hew --> Texas chainsaw massacreTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetWed Aug 23 1989 20:021
    What can I say, I'm in a hostile mood today . . . 
396.9595Friend indeedSHARE::SATOWWed Aug 23 1989 21:0516
				   +--> bull--+
				   |	      |
Texas chainsaw massacre --> gore --+--> Al----+--> politician-+
			           |                          |
				   |			      +-[Wilbur] Mills+
				   |			      |               |
				   +--> Tipper+--> tipsy------+               |
					 ^    |                               |
			                 |    +--> loop--> pool+              |
					 |		       |	      |
		   +---------------------+		       |	      |
		   |					       |	      |
               lousy  <-- Louse <-- Lice <-- Crabs <-- Krebs<--)-- Maynard <--+
							       |
							       |
                friend indeed <-- pal in need <-- palindrome --+
396.9596Friend indeed => I'm broke !KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowWed Aug 23 1989 21:591
    Are you giving handouts ... after all a friend in need ... ?
396.9597I'm broke! --> college tuition payment dueWMOIS::B_REINKEIf you are a dreamer, come in..Thu Aug 24 1989 07:435
    
    
    well S_Brook.... :-) not me...
    
    Bonnie
396.9598college tuition payment due -> dollars for scholarsCNTROL::HENRIKSONIsSamDonaldsonSpock'sBrotherHeNeverTalksAbout?Thu Aug 24 1989 09:040
396.9599dollars for scholars -> guilders for buildersIJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeThu Aug 24 1989 14:480
396.9600LESCOM::KALLISTime takes things.Thu Aug 24 1989 18:1416
    Guilders for builders --> Guilders leave --> great --> scrape -+
                                                                   |
                                                                   |
    +- little <-- iodine <-- scratch <-- chick <-- cheap <-- by <--+
    |
    |
    +--> minute --> minuet --> Peter --> Pan --> Tinkerbelle
    
    
    Trivia:
    There was a radio comedy called _The Great Gildersleeve_, the hero
    being Throckmorton P. Gildersleeve, a town water commissioner.
    
    The cartoonist who did the original _They'll Do It Every Time_,
    Jimmy Hatlo, also had a strip called _Little Iodine_, rather a female
    Dennmis the Menace.
396.9601guilders for builders -> marks for sharksGLIVET::RECKARDJon Reckard, 381-0878, ZKO3-2/T63Thu Aug 24 1989 18:150
396.9602IJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeThu Aug 24 1989 18:254
  Marks for sharks ---+
                      +-----> threepenny whistle
  Tinkerbelle --------+
396.9603Threepenny Whistle --> Threepenny OperaROBOTS::RSMITHTime to make the doughnutsThu Aug 24 1989 20:080
396.9604LESCOM::KALLISTime takes things.Thu Aug 24 1989 20:183
    -<Threepenny Opera --> Kurt --> brief -+-> underwear -+-> undercover>-
                                           |              +--------+
                                           +--> candle -->bedtime -+
396.9605undercover -> top-secret bottom-sheetLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoThu Aug 24 1989 20:311
    
396.9606top-secret bottom-sheet --> eat before readingPOOL::TRUMPLERThiotimoline sold hereThu Aug 24 1989 21:431
    
396.9607eat before reading --> read yourself to sleepLESCOM::KALLISTime takes things.Thu Aug 24 1989 23:251
    
396.9608read yourself to sleep -> kink in my neckGLIVET::RECKARDJon Reckard, 381-0878, ZKO3-2/T63Thu Aug 24 1989 23:500
396.9609kink in my neck --> kinky neckingSHARE::SATOWFri Aug 25 1989 00:460
396.9610kinky necking => entwined giraffesKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowFri Aug 25 1989 02:050
396.9611entwined giraffes --> jungle bunniesTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerFri Aug 25 1989 03:280
396.9612jungle bunnies -> wild lifeIJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeFri Aug 25 1989 15:020
396.9613wild life -> Mutual of OmahaPAMOLA::RECKARDJon Reckard, 381-0878, ZKO3-2/T63Fri Aug 25 1989 17:171
Non-U.S. noters may not appreciate this, but ... you're not missing much
396.9614LESCOM::KALLISTime takes things.Fri Aug 25 1989 18:182
     -<Mutual of Omaha --> Unique to California --> Beach Blanket Bingo>-
       
396.9615Beach Blanket Bingo -> Twister in the buffLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoFri Aug 25 1989 19:462
    Twister is an interesting enough game to begin with...but....
    
396.9616LESCOM::KALLISTime takes things.Fri Aug 25 1989 20:146
    Twister in the buff --+--> nude disco --+--> naked city --+_
                          |                 |                 |
                          +-> nature in  +--+-> dance of life +
                               the raw --+                    |
                                                              |
       feet <-- leg ends <-- legends <-- Tales to be told <---+
396.9617feet -> metersIJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeFri Aug 25 1989 20:380
396.9618meter -> gasWELMTS::RISDONIs that all it takes?Fri Aug 25 1989 23:171
    
396.9619gas --> urph!WMOIS::B_REINKEIf you are a dreamer, come in..Fri Aug 25 1989 23:301
    
396.9620urph! -> excuse meCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNFri Aug 25 1989 23:331
    At least that's what my mother said I should do.
396.9621urph -> wind and fireWELMTS::RISDONIs that all it takes?Fri Aug 25 1989 23:342
    
    
396.9622LESCOM::KALLISTime takes things.Fri Aug 25 1989 23:586
    excuse me ------+
                    |
                    |
    wind and fire --+-----> unintentional forest fire
    
    
396.9623TLE::RANDALLliving on another planetFri Aug 25 1989 23:583
    excuse me -----+
                   |--> didn't mean to burn down your house --> repentant dragon
    wind and fire -+
396.9624KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowSat Aug 26 1989 00:003
    Unintentional forest fire ->
    Repentant dragon ---------->   Pete
    
396.9625Pete -> repeatGLIVET::RECKARDJon Reckard, 381-0878, ZKO3-2/T63Sat Aug 26 1989 00:580
396.9626repeat --> transplantTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerSat Aug 26 1989 01:520
396.9627transplant => Virginia CreeperKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowSat Aug 26 1989 03:000
396.9628Virginia Creeper --> our history teacherPROXY::CANTORHide Cecil, here comes Uncle Captain!Sat Aug 26 1989 21:450
396.9629our history teacher --> the winnersAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoSun Aug 27 1989 04:260
396.9630the winners --> the sinnersPROXY::CANTORHide Cecil, here comes Uncle Captain!Sun Aug 27 1989 09:380
396.9631the sinners --> obscure Rock groupLESCOM::KALLISTime takes things.Mon Aug 28 1989 17:581
    
396.9632obscure rock group -> quartz quartetGLIVET::RECKARDJon Reckard, 381-0878, ZKO3-2/T63Mon Aug 28 1989 18:491
conglomerate conglomerate?
396.9633program bug???GRNDAD::STONERoyMon Aug 28 1989 19:216
    
    
    -----> obscure rock group -> quartz quartet -> Agate Octet --+
      ^                                                          |
      |                                                          |
      +----------------------------------------------------------+
396.9634Shoot the horseSHARE::SATOWMon Aug 28 1989 20:0916
		    +----> Stone Pony*-------------------------------+ 
		    |						     |
		    |				   a gait awful------+
		    |                                  ^	     |
 	            |				       |	     |
    -----> obscure rock group -> quartz quartet -> Agate Octet --+   |
      ^                                                          |   |
      |                                                          |   |
      +----------------------------------------------------------+   |
								     |
								     |
						 Shoot the horse <---+



* Linda Ronstadt's original group
396.9635LESCOM::KALLISTime takes things.Mon Aug 28 1989 20:534
    A program bug --> a natural bug --+
                                      |
                                      |
    shoot the horse --> infested nag -+--> get the Raid --> insecticide
396.9636Shoot the horse -> Stone the crowsLEGLAV::HENRIKWMon Aug 28 1989 20:531
    
396.9637stone the crows --> rock the boatTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerMon Aug 28 1989 21:411
396.9638TLE::RANDALLliving on another planetMon Aug 28 1989 23:373
    insecticide ---+
                   |-->  toxic waste spill
    rock the boat -+
396.9639LESCOM::KALLISTime takes things.Mon Aug 28 1989 23:522
      -<toxic waste spill --> toxic waist pills ---> dangerous diet>-
        
396.9640dangerous diet -> militant JapaneseCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNMon Aug 28 1989 23:581
    
396.9641ROBOTS::RSMITHVomit from an angelTue Aug 29 1989 01:101
    
396.9642Suzuki Samurai --> Toyota TitanLESCOM::KALLISTime takes things.Tue Aug 29 1989 01:171
    
396.9643Toyota Titan --> Isuzu TrooperTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetTue Aug 29 1989 02:001
    
396.9644SHARE::SATOWTue Aug 29 1989 02:334
Isuzu Trooper --> Joe Isuzu -->  *Trust* me

    

396.9645LESCOM::KALLISTime takes things.Tue Aug 29 1989 02:374
    Trust me --+--> trust nobody --> paranoia --+
               |                                |
               |                                |
               +--> Boy Scout --> first aid ----+--> poisoned bandages?
396.9646poisoned bandages => ban d-aidKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowTue Aug 29 1989 03:072
    apologies to those in the South US, but the above must be said with
    a drawl.
396.9647ban d-aid ---> under d ground (long enough drawl??)LAMHRA::WHORLOWIt's darkest just before it goes totally blackTue Aug 29 1989 10:251
    
396.9648IJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeTue Aug 29 1989 13:172
           -< under d ground (long enough drawl??) -> WURM >-

396.9649WURM --> Radio station on Necropolis Broadcasting CompanyLESCOM::KALLISTime takes things.Tue Aug 29 1989 18:116
    
    WURM = 'Way Under Resodded Mud?
    
    Oh! You bore us!
    
    (esoteric pun)
396.9650SHARE::SATOWTue Aug 29 1989 19:485
Radio station on Necropolis Broadcasting Company -----------------+
								  |
+-----Train Station on the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority <--+
|
+--> Get Charlie off the MTA!
396.9651Get Charlie off the MTA! -> Point of Know ReturnLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoTue Aug 29 1989 19:531
    
396.9652Point of Know Return --> FinalsLESCOM::KALLISTime takes things.Tue Aug 29 1989 20:171
    
396.9653Finals -> skidding on the curveMELEE::BIELSKIStan B.Tue Aug 29 1989 21:592
    
   
396.9654skidding on the curve-->sliding down the razor blade of lifePOOL::TRUMPLERThiotimoline sold hereTue Aug 29 1989 22:080
396.9655KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowTue Aug 29 1989 22:151
    sliding down  ...  => Iron Horse (ancient chinese torture)
396.9656Iron Horse -> choo chooCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNTue Aug 29 1989 23:404
    [old joke warning!]
    
    When I told my parents I was an engineer they asked what
    railroad I worked for..
396.9657choo choo --> bless you, bless youSHARE::SATOWTue Aug 29 1989 23:540
396.9658choo choo --> gesuntheitLESNET::KALLISTime takes things.Tue Aug 29 1989 23:576
    
    "I'm going to sneeze at someone."
    
    "At who?"
    
    "Atchoo!"
396.9659gesuntheit -> dankeIJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeWed Aug 30 1989 13:010
396.9660danke --> bitteLAMHRA::WHORLOWIt's darkest just before it goes totally blackWed Aug 30 1989 14:1519
    
    
    I was tempted...
    
      danke --> darke cellare
    
    but I'm glad I didn't
    
    
    
    groan
    
    
    
       dubious comment follows....
    
    
    
    gesuntheit --> without petroleum jelly
396.9661bitte -> not a lot!!!GAOV08::DKEATINGDon't you YUH me mate!Wed Aug 30 1989 16:221
    
396.9662not a lot!!! -> a little???IJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeWed Aug 30 1989 16:400
396.9663a little --> chickenLESCOM::KALLISTime takes things.Wed Aug 30 1989 18:472
    
    "The sky is falling!"
396.9664chicken --> pot pieWMOIS::B_REINKEIf you are a dreamer, come in..Wed Aug 30 1989 19:071
    
396.9665 pot pie --> ...the sailor man CURRNT::SOBOTSteve Sobot, BasingstokeWed Aug 30 1989 19:091
    
396.9666...the sailor man -> Hobie "cat"WHEEL::SWINIARSKINANcy--*NANSKI*--SwiniarSKIWed Aug 30 1989 19:451
    
396.9667sailor man + Hobie "cat" -> Moby "dick"LEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoWed Aug 30 1989 21:082
    sorry if I'm in poor taste...
    
396.9668Moby Dick => Mobius StripKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowWed Aug 30 1989 21:151
 I'll ignore the poor taste by removing the '"'s !
396.9669LESCOM::KALLISTime takes things.Wed Aug 30 1989 21:165
    Moby "dick" --> Molbly "dick" --> girl detective --> Nancy Drew --+
                                                                      |
                                                                      |
    Rocky the Flying Squirrel <- Deputy Dawg <-- Quick-Draw McGraw <--+
                                 
396.9670Mobius Strip -> Klein bottleGRNDAD::STONERoyWed Aug 30 1989 21:292
    
    
396.9671Rocky the Fly. Squ + Klein Bottle --> surrealistic comic stripsWMOIS::B_REINKEIf you are a dreamer, come in..Wed Aug 30 1989 21:461
    
396.9672surrealistic comic strips -> Rodney Dangerfield unclothedMELEE::BIELSKIStan B.Wed Aug 30 1989 21:561
    
396.9673Rodney Dangerfield unclothed -> I don't get no respectGLIVET::RECKARDJon Reckard, 381-0878, ZKO3-2/T63Wed Aug 30 1989 22:440
396.9674I don't get no respect == I do get respectCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNWed Aug 30 1989 23:251
    "I never use no negatives." is a sentence with 3 negatives! ;-)
396.9675I do get respect --> I get retrospectiveLESCOM::KALLISTime takes things.Thu Aug 31 1989 00:051
    
396.9676I get retrospective => boxKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowThu Aug 31 1989 03:080
396.9677box --> begin againAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoThu Aug 31 1989 05:260
396.9678begin again --> poor old Michael FinnaginLAMHRA::WHORLOWIt's darkest just before it goes totally blackThu Aug 31 1989 10:091
    
396.9679Poor old Michael Finnegan --> kayoedLESCOM::KALLISTime takes things.Thu Aug 31 1989 19:078
    
    Trivia note:  A "Michael Finn," or "Mickey Finn" didn't originally
                  refer to knockout drops.  The original "Mickey Finn"
                  was a powerful purgative that made the victim forget
                  anything but trying to find relief.  I suppose that
                  the use of "Mickey Finn" in movies during the heydey
                  of the Hayes office transformed it to knockout drops,\
                  which at least could be shown on the screen.
396.9680kayoed => Digital philsophyKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowThu Aug 31 1989 21:140
396.9681Digital philosophy --> Rule number 1WMOIS::B_REINKEIf you are a dreamer, come in..Thu Aug 31 1989 22:251
    
396.9682Rule Number 1 --> See Figure 1TERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerThu Aug 31 1989 22:320
396.9683See Figure 1 -> curtain silhouetteGRNDAD::STONERoyThu Aug 31 1989 22:452
    
    Peeping Tom?
396.9684SHARE::SATOWThu Aug 31 1989 23:417
Bless you, bless you (.9657) ---+
				|
				+--> Confession
				|
curtain silhouette -------------+


396.9685CNTROL::HENRIKSONIsSamDonaldsonSpock'sBrotherHeNeverTalksAbout?Fri Sep 01 1989 09:384


              confession --> profession --> priest
396.9686Priest --> HierophontLESCOM::KALLISTime takes things.Fri Sep 01 1989 17:581
    
396.9687hierophont -> archiferIJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeFri Sep 01 1989 18:337

I suppose we finish this topic at

396.10000             -<  . . . . . . -> box >- ?
;-)
Arie
396.9688archifer --> and mehitibile WMOIS::B_REINKEIf you are a dreamer, come in..Fri Sep 01 1989 19:009
    
    
    Arie,
    
    This is the note that refused to die....:-) if the system will
    support 10,000 replies I am sure that the note will continue to
    grow.
    
    Bonnie
396.9689SHARE::SATOWFri Sep 01 1989 19:476
mehitibile --> Me hit a ball -->Illiterate Ballplayer --> Athletic Scholarship

    
I dunno.  10k is all the keeps me going.

Clay
396.9690Athletic Scholarship -> athletic supporterGRNDAD::STONERoyFri Sep 01 1989 19:542
    
    
396.9691LESCOM::KALLISTime takes things.Fri Sep 01 1989 20:048
    Athletic supporter --> that's a jock, son! --> Jackson --+
                                                             |
                                                             |
                                                             |
          +-- standing room only <-- full house <-- kings <--+
          |
          |
          +--> sitting room --> love seat --> rear seat
396.9692rear seat -> make outCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNFri Sep 01 1989 22:501
    
396.9693make out --> strike three!!!CNTROL::HENRIKSONIsSamDonaldsonSpock'sBrotherHeNeverTalksAbout?Fri Sep 01 1989 23:440
396.9694strike three!!! => Curly, Larry & Moe !KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowSat Sep 02 1989 00:242
     
     Then after 10K there is 100K .... how about it ?
396.9695Curly, Larry & Mo --> HowardLESCOM::KALLISTime takes things.Sat Sep 02 1989 00:264
    
    Re "Strike three!!"
    
                         -<strike three --> blind mice>-
396.9696Howard => is your headKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowSat Sep 02 1989 00:463
     as in How 'ard is your head ...
    
    since these 3 were always striking each other ...
396.9697is your head --> fore or aft?TLE::RANDALLliving on another planetSat Sep 02 1989 01:181
    
396.9698fore or aft? => ship shape and brstol fashionKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowSat Sep 02 1989 01:440
396.9699ship shape and brstol fashion --> bristol boardTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetSat Sep 02 1989 01:561
    
396.9700ship shape and brstol fashion --> whiskbroomLESCOM::KALLISTime takes things.Sat Sep 02 1989 02:282
    
    A new broom sweeps clean...
396.9701whiskbroom --> vacuum cleanerTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerSat Sep 02 1989 03:484
    I've often wondered how one cleans a vacuum, or for that matter, why
    should one?

396.9702vacuum cleaner --> VAXAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoSun Sep 03 1989 03:081
        Nothing sucks like a VAX?
396.9703VAX --> Digital have it now!LAMHRA::WHORLOWIt's darkest just before it goes totally blackMon Sep 04 1989 09:401
    
396.9704Digital have it now! -> Is it catching?IJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeMon Sep 04 1989 12:402
    

396.9705Is it catching? --> I think it's the carburator.CNTROL::HENRIKSONIsSamDonaldsonSpock'sBrotherHeNeverTalksAbout?Mon Sep 04 1989 19:310
396.9706I think it's the carburator --> Lean burnLAMHRA::WHORLOWIt's darkest just before it goes totally blackTue Sep 05 1989 09:481
    
396.9707Lean Burn -=> Fatty AcidIOSG::ROBERTSRichard, Developer/UI SpecialistTue Sep 05 1989 14:491
    
396.9708Fatty Acid --> Acid HouseKETJE::KONINGSPlay it again, SamTue Sep 05 1989 14:531
    
396.9709Acid House -> Scottish snapIJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeTue Sep 05 1989 17:055

.... popular a bit longer ago....
;-)
Arie
396.9710Scottish snap -> British buttonXANADU::RECKARDJon Reckard, 381-0878, ZKO3-2/T63Tue Sep 05 1989 17:170
396.9711Button your lip!SHARE::SATOWTue Sep 05 1989 20:045
	  +-------------+
	  |		|
British button 		+---> Button your lip!
   |			|
   +-> Stiff upper lip--+
396.9712button your lip --> loose lips sink shipsLESCOM::KALLISTime takes things.Tue Sep 05 1989 21:052
    
    Famous WW II saying.
396.9713loose lips sink ships --> camelsADDIT::JOHNDon't despise the deserterTue Sep 05 1989 21:252
    
     Try sinking a ship of the desert.
396.9714camels -> dromedariesLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoTue Sep 05 1989 21:361
    
396.9715dromedaries -> one hump, or two?SWSNOD::BIELSKIgetting FOCUSedTue Sep 05 1989 22:321
    
396.9716one hump, or two? --> desert teaLESCOM::KALLISTime takes things.Tue Sep 05 1989 23:162
    
    There's also an X-rated possible response, but let it pass ....
396.9717KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowWed Sep 06 1989 00:357
    bristol board -> Bristol bored -> so are we -> put the kettle on ->
                                                ^
    desert tea -> dessert and tea --------------^

    
    -> Sukey take it off again -> they've all gone away -> desertion

396.9718TERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerWed Sep 06 1989 02:121
               desertion --> des(s)ert shun --> weight watchers
396.9719weight watchers -> a watched pot...SWSNOD::BIELSKIgetting FOCUSedWed Sep 06 1989 03:011
    
396.9720a watched pot ... => Polly put the kettle onKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowWed Sep 06 1989 03:140
396.9721Polly put the kettle on --> in the nickelodianAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoWed Sep 06 1989 03:580
396.9722in the nickelodian ---> cd juke boxLAMHRA::WHORLOWIt's darkest just before it goes totally blackWed Sep 06 1989 09:521
    
396.9723cd juke box -> Total Music SolutionIJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeWed Sep 06 1989 12:496
"What's your father doing?"

- "He's in the Total Solution Business."
:-)
Arie
396.9724Total Music Solution -> Limit output to 20 dbGRNDAD::STONERoyWed Sep 06 1989 18:572
    
    
396.9725Limit output to 20 dB -> Ban the B-1ROBOTS::RSMITHLower the drinking age!Wed Sep 06 1989 19:070
396.9726Ban the B1! --> B2 or not B2SHARE::SATOWWed Sep 06 1989 19:100
396.9727B2 or not B2 => That is the gazornonsplattKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowWed Sep 06 1989 19:412
     They say if you put a dozen monkeys in a room with typewriters
      Eventually, they would type the complete works of Shakespeare
396.9728that is the gazornonsplatt -> extinctCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNWed Sep 06 1989 20:332
    What I want to know is what happens if you put a million Shakespeares
    in a room for a very long time.  Will they produce monkey talk?
396.9729extinct --> instinctTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerWed Sep 06 1989 20:560
396.9730instinct -> upsetIJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeWed Sep 06 1989 21:046
>    What I want to know is what happens if you put a million Shakespeares
>    in a room for a very long time.  Will they produce monkey talk?

They will produce a typewriter.

Arie
396.9731upset -> TumsHOTAIR::SIMONHugs Welcome Anytime!Wed Sep 06 1989 21:361
    
396.9732Tums --> smuTSHARE::SATOWWed Sep 06 1989 23:022
Pornographic Palindrome

396.9733smut => major minerKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowThu Sep 07 1989 00:126
    Thank you Arie ... couldn't have suggested better myself!
    
    re .9732 smut originally referred to black spots certain workers
      would collect on their faces. e.g. miners  The pornographic
    interpretation of the word is another example of how perfectly good
    words get destroyed.
396.9734major miner --> kernel of wheatTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetThu Sep 07 1989 01:036
    re: .9733 
    
    Smut is also a disease of wheat and perhaps other grains -- it's a
    kind of mildew that leaves black spots on the kernels.
    
    --bonnie
396.9735LESCOM::KALLISTime takes things.Thu Sep 07 1989 01:198
    Kernel of wheat --+--> Cream of Wheat --+--> oatmeal --+
                      |                     |              |
                      |                     |              |
                      +-> Colonel of Sanders+- hot meal <--+
                                            |
                                            |
                                            |
                                            +-> fried chicken
396.9736fried chicken -> KentuckyVISA::BIJAOUIBest before November 1989Thu Sep 07 1989 02:141
    
396.9737Kentucky --> songbirdTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerThu Sep 07 1989 02:480
396.9738songbird -->Edith PiaffLAMHRA::WHORLOWIt's darkest just before it goes totally blackThu Sep 07 1989 09:071
    
396.9739IJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeThu Sep 07 1989 17:119
             songbird -------------+
                                   +--------> Song Master
             Edith Piaff ----------+

I hope this is allowed.

Scott Card, right?

Arie
396.9740Song Master --> Master plumberLESCOM::KALLISTime takes things.Thu Sep 07 1989 18:014
    
    Re "Edith Piaff":
    
                      -<Edith Piaff --> Rice Pilaf>-
396.9741CowboysSHARE::SATOWThu Sep 07 1989 20:2015
Master Plumber--> Master fisherman--> Master baiter
					    |
					    V
War, Pestilence, Famine, Death <--Blindness, Insanity, Death 
		|					 |
		|					 V
		|				       Taxes
		|					 |
	        V					 V
	    Horsemen				       Texas		
	        |					 |
		+------------------+---------------------+
				   |
				   V
				Cowboys
396.9742cowboys -> IndiansCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNThu Sep 07 1989 21:521
    
396.9743Indians -> TonicVISA::BIJAOUIBest before November 1989Thu Sep 07 1989 21:531
    
396.9744 Tonic --> Sol-fa CURRNT::SOBOTSteve Sobot, BasingstokeThu Sep 07 1989 22:103
    
    
    So when do we get to 10000 ?
396.9745sol-fa -> daven-portCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Sep 07 1989 23:092
    re: -1 we must get through 9999 first. Numbers work that way :-)
    
396.9746davenport --> pewTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerThu Sep 07 1989 23:210
396.9747pew -->phew!TRIBES::LBOYLEwhat the heckThu Sep 07 1989 23:391
    
396.9748phew --> fewWHEEL::SWINIARSKINANcy--*NANSKI*--SwiniarSKIFri Sep 08 1989 01:461
    
396.9749few --> are chosenLESCOM::KALLISTime takes things.Fri Sep 08 1989 02:0010
                    
    >So when do we get to 10000 ?
    
    In 251 responses.
    
    Re "Indians":
    
                          -<Indians --> Cleveland>-
    
    Not a heavy baseball fan, but there was Bob Feller...
396.9750are chosen => podiatrist's socksKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowFri Sep 08 1989 03:051
    Lets get even closer ... 250
396.9751podiatrist's socks -> Footloose and Fancy FreeHOTAIR::SIMONHugs Welcome Anytime!Fri Sep 08 1989 03:221
   
396.9752Footloose and Fancy Free --> fancy that!AITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoFri Sep 08 1989 03:550
396.9753fancy that --> 'that', written in gothic scriptLAMHRA::WHORLOWVenturers do it in the bushFri Sep 08 1989 09:541
    
396.9754'that' written in gothic script --> Horror movieTRIBES::LBOYLEwhat the heckFri Sep 08 1989 14:111
    
396.9755Horror movie --> Plan 9 From Outer SpacePOOL::TRUMPLERThiotimoline sold hereFri Sep 08 1989 18:182
    
    It's a horror to watch...
396.9756Plan 9 from Outer Space --> 5-year planTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetFri Sep 08 1989 18:471
    
396.97575-year plan --> raiding the cookie jarLESCOM::KALLISTime takes things.Fri Sep 08 1989 18:575
    
    Re "`that' written in Gothic script":
    
       -< `That' written in Gothic script --> sequel to `It' by S. King>-
    
396.9758raiding the cookie jar --> Carl IcahnTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetFri Sep 08 1989 19:162
    Isn't he one of the biggest of the raiders these days?
    
396.9759Carl Icahn => I can curl => Can You ?KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowFri Sep 08 1989 19:200
396.9760Can You? --> No, You Quit!SHARE::SATOWFri Sep 08 1989 19:240
396.9761no you quit -> OgunquitLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoFri Sep 08 1989 19:371
    
396.9762Ogunquit => AlgonquinMARVIN::KNOWLESRunning old protocolFri Sep 08 1989 19:552
    
    
396.9763Algonquin -> Mohawk(s)CSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Sep 08 1989 20:021
    
396.9764Mohawk(s) --> haircut(s)LESCOM::KALLISTime takes things.Fri Sep 08 1989 20:552
    
    Figaro ... Figaro ... Figaro ..
396.9765haircut(s) -> Snip, Snap and ?CSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Sep 08 1989 21:531
    
396.9766Snip, Snap and ? -> Snap, Crackle & PopDDIF::STONERoyFri Sep 08 1989 22:272
    
    
396.9767Snap, Crackle, & Pop --> Mom and PopTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetFri Sep 08 1989 22:591
    
396.9768Mom and Pop --> StoreLESCOM::KALLISTime takes things.Fri Sep 08 1989 23:101
    
396.9769Store --> rollbackTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetFri Sep 08 1989 23:351
    
396.9770rollback -> masseuseCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Sat Sep 09 1989 00:301
    
396.9771masseuse --> relaxantTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerSat Sep 09 1989 01:141
396.9772relaxant --> supplicantTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetSat Sep 09 1989 01:461
    
396.9773supplicant --> mendicantLESCOM::KALLISTime takes things.Sat Sep 09 1989 02:434
    
    re "relaxant":
    
                            -<relaxant --> relaxuncle>-
396.9774mendicant --> and the women who love themCNTROL::HENRIKSONIsSamDonaldsonSpock'sBrotherHeNeverTalksAbout?Sun Sep 10 1989 01:380
396.9775and the women who love them -->diatribeLAMHRA::WHORLOWVenturers do it in the bushMon Sep 11 1989 09:051
    
396.9776diatribe -> through ClevelandGLIVET::RECKARDJon Reckard, 381-0878, ZKO3-2/T63Mon Sep 11 1989 17:0012


I apologize if this is wrong, but:

dia  Gk.  through   ?
tribe     Cleveland, OH, USA baseball team (Indians)





never mind
396.9777Through Cleveland --> Harrison or McKinleyLESCOM::KALLISTime takes things.Mon Sep 11 1989 18:514
    
    Re "diatribe":
    
                      -< diatribe --> color a social unit>-
396.9778Harrison or McKinley --> climb a mountainTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetMon Sep 11 1989 20:281
    
396.9779Harrison or McKinley => Who is a famous Ohioan ?KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowMon Sep 11 1989 20:290
396.9780Who is a famous Ohioan?-> Crosby, Stills, Nash, YoungCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Mon Sep 11 1989 22:452
    ... take your pick
    jc
396.9781CSNY -> CUNYCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNTue Sep 12 1989 00:552
    it's back to school time
    
396.9782CUNY --> SUNYTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetTue Sep 12 1989 01:271
    
396.9783SUNY --> cloudyLESCOM::KALLISTime takes things.Tue Sep 12 1989 01:552
    
    Meteorologicallyu speaking ...
396.9784cloudy -> all dayGLIVET::RECKARDJon Reckard, 381-0878, ZKO3-2/T63Tue Sep 12 1989 02:024
HOOOOOME, home on the range


moooooo
396.9785all day -> all nightVISA::BIJAOUIBest before November 1989Tue Sep 12 1989 02:051
    
396.9786all night --> All Hallow's EveLESCOM::KALLISTime takes things.Tue Sep 12 1989 02:092
    
    ... Had to get it in somehow ... :-D
396.9787All Hallow's Eve --> witches ballTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerTue Sep 12 1989 02:411
396.9788witches' ball -> oxymoron?CSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Sep 12 1989 02:431
    
396.9789oxymoron --(by_cheating)--> witch's ballPROXY::CANTORHide Cecil, here comes Uncle Captain!Tue Sep 12 1989 09:359
Oxymoron --> Oxy-5, Oxy-10 --> No more zits --> Nomorezits --> Cheezits
                                                                   |
                                                                   |
                                                                   V
             "I'll get you, my pretty" <-- Angry <-- Mad  <--  Crackers
                          |
                          |
                          V
             Playing with her crystal ball --> Which one? --> Witch's ball.
396.9790Witch's ball --> secular SabbatLESCOM::KALLISTime takes things.Tue Sep 12 1989 18:0910
    
    Scholastic note: There are male witches.  Ordinarily, such are not
                     called "Warlocks"; they are simply called witches.
    
                     The exception is some of the Satanic Witches (as
                     opposed to Wiccan Witches [Pagan] or Famtrad 
                     Witches [often Christian background]) call their
                     male participants warlocks.
    
                     
396.9791secular Sabbat --> Casey at batTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetTue Sep 12 1989 18:151
    
396.9792Casey at bat --> Strrriike!TERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerTue Sep 12 1989 19:100
396.9793Strrrriike! => Oooooph!KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowTue Sep 12 1989 19:174
    re .9780  and CSNY ....
    
    I dunno where the others came from but Neil Young is Canadian, eh ?
    Like, not Ohioan, eh !
396.9794Ooooooph --> 0.0000 pH --> very acidSHARE::SATOWTue Sep 12 1989 20:010
396.9795very acid --> not base --> nobleLESCOM::KALLISTime takes things.Tue Sep 12 1989 20:492
    
    Just to elevate things ...
396.9796noble --> gasSHARE::SATOWTue Sep 12 1989 20:591
back on a Chemical track
396.9797gas -> chaosSSGBPM::KENAHHaunted by angels|Haunted by wraithsTue Sep 12 1989 20:590
396.9798chaos -> distributed matrix managementCOGVAX::BIELSKIStan B.Tue Sep 12 1989 21:181
    
396.9799chaos -> you must have seen my son's room!CSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Sep 12 1989 21:226
    
    re: 9793 in re: 9780.
        CSNY sing the song "OHIO" - I believe it's on the Four Way Street
        Album. 
    jc
     
396.9800LESCOM::KALLISTime takes things.Tue Sep 12 1989 22:0310
    Distributed matrix management -----------+
                                             |
                                             |
    you must have seen my son's room --------+--> He'll manage to clean it
                                                       
    
    Re "-<gas --> chaos>-":
    
    The word "gas" was derived from "chaos," since, physically, gas
    has no structure/organization above the molecular level.
396.9801He'll manage to clean it -> Mr. Clean (-199)CSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Sep 12 1989 22:301
    
396.9802Mr. Clean --> Dirty HarryWHEEL::SWINIARSKINANcy--*NANSKI*--SwiniarSKITue Sep 12 1989 22:341
    
396.9803Dirty Harry --> Make my dayAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoTue Sep 12 1989 23:030
396.9804make my day --> make my lunchTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetTue Sep 12 1989 23:201
    
396.9805make my lunch --> Let's do lunchHOTAIR::SIMONHugs Welcome Anytime!Tue Sep 12 1989 23:291
    
396.9806Let's do lunch -> 3 martinisCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNWed Sep 13 1989 00:421
    
396.9807LESCOM::KALLISTime takes things.Wed Sep 13 1989 01:191
    3 Martinis --> 3 more martinis --> blind drunks --> 3 blind mice
396.98083 blind mice -> 3 stoogesMCNALY::RECKARDJon Reckard, 381-0878, ZKO3-2/T63Wed Sep 13 1989 02:021
theme song, don't-you-know
396.98093 stooges --> third manTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetWed Sep 13 1989 02:121
    
396.9810third man --> third rail liveAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoWed Sep 13 1989 05:220
396.9811third rail live --> dead personPROXY::CANTORHide, Cecil, here comes Uncle Captain!Wed Sep 13 1989 10:056
Some idiot fried himself on the third rail in the Boston subway system
last week.   

Awful, but true.

Dave C.
396.9812dead person --> dead man's chestLESCOM::KALLISTime takes things.Wed Sep 13 1989 18:283
    
    "Dead person" signs were used in a film attempting to be a comedy
    called _After Hours_.  Just a point of trivia.
396.9813Red Sox fanSHARE::SATOWWed Sep 13 1989 18:458
						   +-- hope eternal------+
						   |			 |
dead man's chest --> hope chest --> Hope Diamond --+			 +--+
						   |			 |  |
						   +--baseball diamond --+  |
									    |
									    |	
							     Red Sox fan <--+
396.9814Red Sox fan --> see you next yearTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetWed Sep 13 1989 19:411
    
396.9815Red Sox fan -> disappointmentLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoWed Sep 13 1989 19:434
    takin it waaay back (I'm catching up)
    
    Snip, Snap, and Snurr....?  (.9765)
    
396.9816disappointment --> appointmentLESCOM::KALLISTime takes things.Wed Sep 13 1989 19:568
    
    Carrying this on --
    
    Disenfranchised --> enfranchised 
    Disrobed --> robed
    Disgusted --> gusted
    Dismissed --> missed          [or Dismissed --> divorced]
    
396.9817Annual checkupSHARE::SATOWWed Sep 13 1989 20:2815
see you next year-------+
			|
			+--> annual checkup
			|
appointment-------------+

-----------------------------------------------------------------
re: .9816

>    Dismissed --> missed          [or Dismissed --> divorced]

I think that you have the antonym.  Seems to me it should be:

Dismissed  -->  Mrsed (pronunciation???)  -->  Married

396.9818annual checkup --> bouncePOOL::TRUMPLERThiotimoline sold hereWed Sep 13 1989 22:142
    
    You mean you *don't* bounce checks once a year?
396.9819bounce --> rubber biscuitIOSG::LAWMMathew Law, UK. DTN 830-3996. T-2 days.Wed Sep 13 1989 23:368
    This asociation is something to do with the Blues Brothers, but my poor
    brain refuses to tell me what... anyone know?
    
    How about reaching .10000 before Friday?  I can't leave the world of
    Digital without seeing such an important milestone!
    
    Mat.
    *:o(       <--- sad to go
396.9820rubber biscuit --> rawhide boneWHEEL::SWINIARSKINANcy--*NANSKI*--SwiniarSKIWed Sep 13 1989 23:571
    
396.9821rawhide bone -> old slipperGRNDAD::STONERoyThu Sep 14 1989 00:362
    
    One replaced the other for puppy-gnawing.
396.9822old slipper -> ripe bananaKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowThu Sep 14 1989 01:016
    
     or old joke ....
    
    What kind of leather makes the best shoes ?
    
    Dunno, but bananas make the best slippers
396.9823ripe banana --> Yes, we have no bananasSHARE::SATOWThu Sep 14 1989 01:544
A line from the chorus of a song

	Yes, we have no bananas,
	We have no bananas, today
396.9824Yes, we have no bananas -> SabrinaVISA::BIJAOUIBest before November 1989Thu Sep 14 1989 02:291
    
396.9825Sabrina --> ElviraLESCOM::KALLISTime takes things.Thu Sep 14 1989 02:322
    
    If you are a movie buff, from the sublime to the absurd.
396.9826Elvira -> The EnquirerCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Sep 14 1989 03:207
    
    re: -(somplace...) Yes, Snurr it was. Thanks for jogging the memory. 
    
    Elvira -> L-vira -> L-virus -> Sick -+
     \                                   v
      Elvis -> "I had Elvis' Baby!!" -> The Enquirer 
                                                     
396.9827The Enquirer -> predictionsCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNThu Sep 14 1989 04:028
    Said to say, but The Enquirer appears to be the *best* of the
    whole bunch.  My fave is the "World News".  Nowhere else can
    I get my minimum-daily requirement of two-headed somethings info.
    
    Oh yeah, every time I go shopping the Enquirer seems to be running
    yet-another amazing predictions series.  Let's see, I predict
    that there will be a plane crash somewhere in the US next year.
    Some times even I'm impressed by my power of prediction...
396.9828predictions --> forecastsAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoThu Sep 14 1989 04:080
396.9829forecasts--> practice swingsLAMHRA::WHORLOWVenturers do it in the bushThu Sep 14 1989 08:071
    
396.9830practice swings ---> baby swingsWMOIS::B_REINKEif you are a dreamer, come in..Thu Sep 14 1989 09:3811
    
    
    forecasts -> are always wrong for those who have taken the
    APICS Master Planning course..
    
    and anyone want to make a guess on when we will hit 10,000
    
    if one has been made in the last 100 I appoligise, I wantonly
    skipped from 97xx to 9820.
    
    Bonnie
396.9831baby swings -> Mama don't danceCAM::MILLERRun my pony through the sandThu Sep 14 1989 17:571
    
396.9832LESCOM::KALLISTime takes things.Thu Sep 14 1989 18:092
         -<Mamma don't dance --> wallflower --> cauliflower --> dogwood>-
    
396.9833dogwood --> cat wouldn'tSHARE::SATOWThu Sep 14 1989 18:480
396.9834cat wouldn't -> fraidy-catLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoThu Sep 14 1989 19:421
    
396.9835fraidy-cat --> and mutilate de dog tooIOSG::LAWMNearly gone...Thu Sep 14 1989 21:006
    
    As said by king of the animal underworld...
    
    Mat.
    *:o)
    
396.9836A Dalmation's Damnation? 8-(IOSG::ROBERTSRichard, Developer/UI SpecialistThu Sep 14 1989 21:111
    
396.9837A dalmatian's damnantion --> 101 Dalmatians from HellTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetThu Sep 14 1989 21:181
    the lastest teen slice-and-dice film
396.9838101 Dalmatians from Hell -> Hells' AngelsVISA::BIJAOUIBest before November 1989Thu Sep 14 1989 21:451
    
396.9839Hells' Angels --> going to hell in a sidecarTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetThu Sep 14 1989 21:561
    
396.9840going to hell in a sidecar --> Sean ConneryPOOL::TRUMPLERThiotimoline sold hereThu Sep 14 1989 22:2113
    Mr. Connery (as Indy Jones' dad) had the honor if riding in the sidecar
    of a motorcycle driven by his son.
    
    Re back a few -< fraidy-cat --> mutilated dog >-
    Reminds me of a coupla jokes:
    
    Warning: bad taste follows...
    
    1. How do you make a cat go "Woof"?
    2. How do you make a dog go "Meow"?
    
    1. Dip in gasoline, add lit match.  Woof!
    2. Dip in liquid nitrogen, apply band saw.  Meeooww!
396.9841Sean Connery -> Oh! Oh! Seven! CSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Sep 14 1989 22:491
    
396.9842Oh! Oh! Seven! --> come eleven!TLE::RANDALLliving on another planetThu Sep 14 1989 22:521
    
396.9843come eleven -> bed timeGRNDAD::STONERoyFri Sep 15 1989 00:002
    
    
396.9844Bed time --> for BonzoSHARE::SATOWFri Sep 15 1989 00:022
    

396.9845for Bonzo -> Gonzo -> chickensKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowFri Sep 15 1989 00:215
    re .9823 ....
    
    The franglais version 
    
    "Je, suis av no bananas ..."
396.9846Bonzo -> Gonzo -> chickens -> eggciting monkeyTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetFri Sep 15 1989 00:551
    
396.9847eggciting monkey --> simian yolkTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerFri Sep 15 1989 01:230
396.9848simian yolk -> scrambled apesMELEE::BIELSKIStan B.Fri Sep 15 1989 01:541
    
396.9849KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowFri Sep 15 1989 01:593
    scrambled apes =>  Beeps	beEps
    			   BEePs	beEPS
    				BeepS
396.9850beEPS --> chicks with hiccupsTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetFri Sep 15 1989 02:191
    
396.9851KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowFri Sep 15 1989 02:555
    chick with hiccups => chiccups => chicklets => flavour flavour =>
    
    tv ad => Spitting Image => charicatures
    
    
396.9852LESCOM::KALLISTime takes things.Fri Sep 15 1989 18:2710
    charicatures --> representations --> presentments --+
                                                        |
    +---------------------------------------------------+
    |
    +--> present mints --> past dinner --+--> [lets avoid scatology]
                                         |
                                         |
    + new TV season <-- prime-time TV <--+
    |
    +--> mediocre shows --> trip to videotape rental shop --> films
396.9853videotape rental shop --> films --> KinksTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetFri Sep 15 1989 18:382
    The Kinks' last album had a song called "At My Video Shop"
    
396.9854Kinks -> Sinks for Kids...CSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Sep 15 1989 19:041
    
396.9855KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowFri Sep 15 1989 19:063
    Sinks for Kids => Kids have loose lips
    
    They are always "sunk", "undone" or just plain "caught"!
396.9856Kids....lips --> From the mouth of babes. WHEEL::SWINIARSKINANcy--*NANSKI*--SwiniarSKIFri Sep 15 1989 19:171
    
396.9857from the mouths of babes --> recycled pablumLESNET::KALLISTime takes things.Fri Sep 15 1989 19:342
    
    Ask any parent ...
396.9858KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowFri Sep 15 1989 20:152
    recycled pablum => say it with flowers, not with showers!
    
396.9859...flowers...not showers -> buds, not sudsLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoFri Sep 15 1989 21:324
    re: say it with flowers, not with showers.
    
    I dunno, shared showers are sometimes nicer than shared flowers...;)
    
396.9860buds, not suds --> ... without the head, pleaseLESCOM::KALLISTime takes things.Fri Sep 15 1989 21:357
    
    If you pour the beer carefully down the side of an inclined glass,
    you can achieve this.
    
    
    Not intending to steer everything towards beer (don't drink the
    stuff myself....).
396.9861...without the head, please -> Never build an outhouseCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Sep 15 1989 21:481
    
396.9862never build an outhouse --> two-story outhouseTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetFri Sep 15 1989 22:293
    Re: without the head, please
    
    Isn't that what Salome's mother said about John the Baptist?
396.9863two-story outhouse -> are you done with the sports yet?GLIVET::RECKARDJon Reckard, 381-0878, ZKO3-2/T63Fri Sep 15 1989 22:484
re: previous
>    Isn't that what Salome's mother said about John the Baptist?

No, it was more like, "Just the head please."
396.9864SHARE::SATOWFri Sep 15 1989 23:115
are you done with the sports yet? --> No, they're tieing down the kangaroo



from the song  "Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport"
396.9865No, they're tieing down the kangaroo => just a fw loose endsKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowSat Sep 16 1989 00:481
    
396.9866just a few loose ends -> my brainIJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeSat Sep 16 1989 01:275

Friday night .... ;-)

Arie
396.9867my brain --> your grey matterTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerSat Sep 16 1989 02:060
396.9868your grey matter --> care for the elderlyCNTROL::HENRIKSONIsSamDonaldsonSpock'sBrotherHeNeverTalksAbout?Sat Sep 16 1989 07:010
396.9869care for the elderly --> and love the childrenWMOIS::B_REINKEif you are a dreamer, come in..Sat Sep 16 1989 07:285
    
    
    
    
    your grey matter ---> my white haired mother
396.9870and love the children -> chove ( rhymes w/ stove)CSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Sat Sep 16 1989 20:511
    
396.9871chove --> stove (rhymes w/ chove)AITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoSat Sep 16 1989 23:370
396.9872stove -> grime (from stove, rhymes with rhyme)MELEE::BIELSKIStan B.Sun Sep 17 1989 03:141
    
396.9873grime ---> soap (removes same)WMOIS::B_REINKEif you are a dreamer, come in..Sun Sep 17 1989 09:481
    
396.9874soap(removes same) --> BurtCNTROL::HENRIKSONIsSamDonaldsonSpock'sBrotherHeNeverTalksAbout?Sun Sep 17 1989 09:554
from the sitcom 'Soap', as he snaps his fingers and disapears.

Pete
396.9875Burt --> curtTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerSun Sep 17 1989 10:030
396.9876curt -->cutWMOIS::B_REINKEif you are a dreamer, come in..Sun Sep 17 1989 10:051
    
396.9877cut --> slashAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoSun Sep 17 1989 17:590
396.9878slash --> virgulePROXY::CANTORHide, Cecil, here comes Uncle Captain!Mon Sep 18 1989 00:450
396.9879virgule --> sexually inexperienced zombieCNTROL::HENRIKSONIsSamDonaldsonSpock'sBrotherHeNeverTalksAbout?Mon Sep 18 1989 02:210
396.9880sexually inexperienced zombie -> unschooled ghoulLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoMon Sep 18 1989 03:253
    that sounds like a wonderful insult.....I'll have to remember that
    one....
    
396.9881unschooled ghoul --> wild turkey (a rough spirit)LAMHRA::WHORLOWVenturers do it in the bushMon Sep 18 1989 14:061
    
396.9882...(a rough spirit) -=> MoonshineIOSG::ROBERTSRichard, Developer/UI SpecialistMon Sep 18 1989 15:221
    
396.9883Moonshine -> ( an oldie ) In the still of the nightCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Mon Sep 18 1989 18:451
    
396.9884Moonshine --> popscullTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerMon Sep 18 1989 18:470
396.9885LESCOM::KALLISTime takes things.Mon Sep 18 1989 19:014
    In the still of the night --> quiet ------+
                                              |
                                              |
    popscull --> scullcap --> relaxing herb --+--> calmative
396.9886SHARE::SATOWMon Sep 18 1989 19:211
calmative --> sedative --> somnolent --> somnambulant --> Monday morning
396.9887(oh) Monday morning -> you gave me no warningLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoMon Sep 18 1989 19:441
    
396.9888LESCOM::KALLISTime takes things.Mon Sep 18 1989 20:022
        -<you gave me no warning --> paternity suit --> maternity dress>-
    
396.9889maternity dress -> (another oldie ) Baby, It's youCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Mon Sep 18 1989 20:061
    
396.9890Baby, It's you --> fashion statementTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerMon Sep 18 1989 21:070
396.9891fashion statement => COME FROMKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowMon Sep 18 1989 21:251
    GO TO's are out of fashion ... so replace it with COME FROM
396.9892COME FROM --> AlabamaLESCOM::KALLISTime takes things.Mon Sep 18 1989 23:022
    
    ... with a banjo on my knee ...
396.9893Alabama --> WyomingAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoTue Sep 19 1989 00:071
	alpha and omega?
396.9894Wyoming -> Transcendental MeditationCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Sep 19 1989 01:361
    Wyoming -> Why ohm-ing? -> + (Sign == Sine) 
396.9895Transcendental Meditation -> Incidental MeditationCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNTue Sep 19 1989 01:391
    Meditating when you've got nothing better to do.
396.9896LESCOM::KALLISTime takes things.Tue Sep 19 1989 01:501
      -<Incidental Mediation --> incident mediation --> arbitration>-
396.9897SHARE::SATOWTue Sep 19 1989 02:191
arbitration -->  arbitrary ration -->  dormitory food --> mystery meat
396.9898mystery meat ---> road pizzaWMOIS::B_REINKEif you are a dreamer, come in..Tue Sep 19 1989 02:231
    
396.9899road pizza --> road applesLESCOM::KALLISTime takes things.Tue Sep 19 1989 02:372
    
    Has this subject been "road" to death?  Or dearth?
396.9900road apples --> cow piesSHARE::SATOWTue Sep 19 1989 02:442
100 to go

396.9901cow pies -> pie ala moo!CSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Sep 19 1989 03:001
    
396.9902pie ala moo -> pie Alamo -> dessert San AntonioGRNDAD::STONERoyTue Sep 19 1989 03:272
    
    
396.9903dessert San Antonio --> baked TexasTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerTue Sep 19 1989 04:590
396.9904baked Texas --> back taxesCNTROL::HENRIKSONIsSamDonaldsonSpock'sBrotherHeNeverTalksAbout?Tue Sep 19 1989 05:040
396.9905back taxes --> damn leechesAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoTue Sep 19 1989 08:170
396.9906damn leeches --> hoover suckers-->vacuum pumpsLAMHRA::WHORLOWVenturers do it in the bushTue Sep 19 1989 09:441
    
396.9907vacuum pumps -> VAXVISA::BIJAOUIBest before November 1989Tue Sep 19 1989 13:101
    
396.9908VAX --> the floor and vipe the vindowSHARE::SATOWTue Sep 19 1989 19:020
396.9909the floor and vipe the vindow --> the vinshield viperLESCOM::KALLISTime takes things.Tue Sep 19 1989 19:472
    
    Remember "Bevare the viper?"
396.9910the vinshield viper -> mosquitosCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Sep 19 1989 20:341
    the vinshield viper -> intermittent viper ->
396.9911mosquitos --> no-see-ums --> mad dentistTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerTue Sep 19 1989 20:360
396.9912mad dentist -> fanatic fillerGRNDAD::STONERoyTue Sep 19 1989 20:522
    
    
396.9913fanatic filler --> manic TV commercialLESCOM::KALLISTime takes things.Tue Sep 19 1989 21:204
    
    Re "mad dentist":
    
                       -< mad dentist --> "Is it safe yet?">-
396.9914manic TV commercial -> perverted advertGLIVET::RECKARDJon Reckard, 381-0878, ZKO3-2/T63Tue Sep 19 1989 22:020
396.9915perverted advert --> that's PerVECT, you Klahd!POOL::TRUMPLERThiotimoline sold hereTue Sep 19 1989 22:060
396.9916that's PerVECT, you Klahd --> my MYTHtakeWMOIS::B_REINKEif you are a dreamer, come in..Tue Sep 19 1989 23:151
    
396.9917my MYTHtake --> plagairized legendLESCOM::KALLISTime takes things.Tue Sep 19 1989 23:233
    
    One takes a myth, changes the locale, and passes it off as one's
    own.
396.9918plagairized legend -> lengendary plagarizationCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNTue Sep 19 1989 23:374
    One takes a locale, changes the myth, and passes it off as one's
    own.
    
    ;-)
396.9919legendary plagiarization --> infinite monkeysSHARE::SATOWTue Sep 19 1989 23:422
You know, the monkeys of legend that sit at a typewriter or terminal and 
produce "The Complete Works of Shakespeare"
396.9920infinite monkeys --> EscherTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerWed Sep 20 1989 00:100
396.9921Knock! Knock!GRNDAD::STONERoyWed Sep 20 1989 00:502
    
                          -< Escher -> Escher who? >-
396.9922LESCOM::KALLISTime takes things.Wed Sep 20 1989 00:552
    -<Escher who? --> Escher car lights on? --> no --> negative --> photo>-
      
396.9923photo --> finishWMOIS::B_REINKEif you are a dreamer, come in..Wed Sep 20 1989 00:591
    
396.9924finish -> startVISA::BIJAOUIBest before November 1989Wed Sep 20 1989 01:151
    
396.9925Everyone's waiting to catch .9999.GRNDAD::STONERoyWed Sep 20 1989 01:222
    
        -< start -> back to work instead of reading this notes file! >-
396.9926back to work => work on my back, mr chiropractorKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowWed Sep 20 1989 01:561
    
396.9927back to work ... -> Couch PotatoeVISA::BIJAOUIBest before November 1989Wed Sep 20 1989 01:5710
        -< start -> back to work instead of reading this notes file! >-
                    |
                    +--------> already home watching TV ---+
                                                           |
                                                           v
                                                     Couch Potatoe
    
    
    PS:
    I AM home, watching TV, it's 21:56 local time. The movie is boring :-)
396.9928VISA::BIJAOUIBest before November 1989Wed Sep 20 1989 02:006
396.9929smashed potato => monster mashKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowWed Sep 20 1989 02:031
    
396.9930Monster Mash --> sour mash --> Whisky --> BeerLESCOM::KALLISTime takes things.Wed Sep 20 1989 02:052
    
    "Put a head on it ..."
396.9931Beer -> Student PrinceCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Sep 20 1989 02:161
    - a sadder Bud Wiser man?
396.9932student prince -> professor kingCAM::MILLERRun my pony through the sandWed Sep 20 1989 02:261
    
396.9933professor king --> fisher kingWMOIS::B_REINKEif you are a dreamer, come in..Wed Sep 20 1989 02:281
    
396.9934fisher king --> SangrealLESCOM::KALLISTime takes things.Wed Sep 20 1989 02:382
    
    Ah, the literary juices flow ...
396.9935Sangreal --> cheap wine!WMOIS::B_REINKEif you are a dreamer, come in..Wed Sep 20 1989 02:401
    
396.9936cheap wine! -> "It's not fair!" (cheap whine)CSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Sep 20 1989 03:021
    
396.9937PROXY::CANTORHide, Cecil, here comes Uncle Captain!Wed Sep 20 1989 08:003
"It's not fair!" (cheap whine) --> "Take me to dinner!" (favorite whine)

Dave C.
396.9938Take me to dinner! --> chinese carry outTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerWed Sep 20 1989 09:480
396.9939chinese carry out ----> we all carry inWMOIS::B_REINKEif you are a dreamer, come in..Wed Sep 20 1989 10:1715
      in re Dave Cantor
    
    
    
    in re favorite whine..
    
    
    
    can I buy you a dinner :-)?
    
    
    
    reversal of theme?
    
    Bonnie
396.9940we all carry in -> a yellow submarineGLIVET::RECKARDJon Reckard, 381-0878, ZKO3-2/T63Wed Sep 20 1989 16:560
396.9941a yellow submarine --> BeetlejuiceAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoWed Sep 20 1989 17:100
396.9942LESCOM::KALLISTime takes things.Wed Sep 20 1989 18:007
    Beetlejiuce --> bio-exorcist --> exobiologist --> CETI --+
                                                             |
                                                             |
    +- seance <- not another knock-knock! <- who's there? <--+
    |
    |
    +--> shady operation --> hammock napping --> summer --> ladybug
396.9943ladybug -> feminine software faultCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Sep 20 1989 18:552
    If ever there was a straight line...
    
396.9944deaf mateSHARE::SATOWWed Sep 20 1989 19:113
feminine software fault --> lady's feature -->  "great personality" ----+
									|
                                            deaf mate <-- blind date <--+
396.9945deaf mate --> bosunTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerWed Sep 20 1989 19:400
396.9946bosun --> GilliganWHEEL::SWINIARSKINANcy--*NANSKI*--SwiniarSKIWed Sep 20 1989 20:291
    
396.9947Gilligan --> kill againLESCOM::KALLISTime takes things.Wed Sep 20 1989 21:182
    
    ... Stop me before I ...
396.9948Murphy's LawKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowWed Sep 20 1989 21:393
    kill again => mass murderer => mass will be spoken in Igpay Atinlay =>
    its all gobbledygook => doubletalk =>two heads => are better than
    one=> butter taht one => upside down => Murphy's Law
396.9949Murphy's Law -> cole's lawCOOKIE::DEVINEBob Devine, CXNWed Sep 20 1989 21:571
    
396.9950cole's law -> It was the old king's salad daysCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Sep 20 1989 22:241
    
396.9951king's salad days -> dressing knightsLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoWed Sep 20 1989 23:201
    
396.9952dressing knights -> Stripped QueenVISA::BIJAOUIBest before November 1989Thu Sep 21 1989 00:041
    
396.9953Stripped Queen --> Marie-AntoinetteCASEE::BALLADELLISurfing with the AlienThu Sep 21 1989 00:071
    
396.9954Marie-Antoinette -> Louis XVIVISA::BIJAOUIBest before November 1989Thu Sep 21 1989 00:081
    
396.9955Louis XVI -> GuillotineCASEE::BALLADELLISurfing with the AlienThu Sep 21 1989 00:081
    
396.9956guillotine --> talking chopLESCOM::KALLISTime takes things.Thu Sep 21 1989 00:352
    
    "Always knitting, Madame Defarge?"
396.9957talking chop -> head waiter...CSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Sep 21 1989 00:411
    
396.9958VISA::BIJAOUIBest before November 1989Thu Sep 21 1989 00:422
    Chop -> chuk -> how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck
    could chuck wood ? -> wood
396.9959How much wood ... wood ? -> woodywood peckerCASEE::BALLADELLISurfing with the AlienThu Sep 21 1989 00:431
    
396.9960LESCOM::KALLISTime takes things.Thu Sep 21 1989 01:0111
    Woodywood pecker ----+
                         |
                         |
    Head waiter ---------+----> woodenheaded waiter
    
    
    or could it be p...
    
    Nahh!  I'll quit while I'm ...
    
    Oh, I give up...
396.9961woodenheaded waiter => GroverKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowThu Sep 21 1989 02:471
    Watch Sesame Street !
396.9962Grover -> Washington JrCASEE::BALLADELLISurfing with the AlienThu Sep 21 1989 02:501
    
396.9963Washington Jr. --> GeorgieTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerThu Sep 21 1989 03:020
396.9964Georgie --> girlLESCOM::KALLISTime takes things.Thu Sep 21 1989 03:052
    
    Hey, there!
396.9965girl =--> GuideLAMHRA::WHORLOWVenturers do it in the bushThu Sep 21 1989 03:121
    
396.9966Guide --> GalaxyAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoThu Sep 21 1989 04:220
396.9967Galaxy --> MagazinePROXY::CANTORHide, Cecil, here comes Uncle Captain!Thu Sep 21 1989 06:2111
  in re Bonnie Reinke



In the reversal of the theme, do we have to play the records backwards?



Sure you can.  As long as I don't have to make any decisions.  :-)

Dave C.
396.9968Magazine --> subscriptionCNTROL::HENRIKSONIsSamDonaldsonSpock'sBrotherHeNeverTalksAbout?Thu Sep 21 1989 09:080
396.9969subscription --> conscriptionPROXY::CANTORHide, Cecil, here comes Uncle Captain!Thu Sep 21 1989 11:030
396.9970conscription --> draftyAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoThu Sep 21 1989 16:080
396.9971drafty -> axeCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Sep 21 1989 18:277
    While the NFL selects players from the college ranks, 
    they have a 'spot' -> drafty
    ------------------------
    pondering interlude...
    ------------------------
    drafty -> Jasmine -> Stan Getz -> Ornett Coleman -> 
    
396.9972axe --> questionSHARE::SATOWThu Sep 21 1989 18:301
396.9973LESCOM::KALLISTime takes things.Thu Sep 21 1989 18:368
            -<question --> puzzle --> enigma --> Riddler --> Batman>-
              
    
    "E. Nigma" was The Riddler's real name.
    
    As a kid, he was fascinated by puzzles and riddles,
    
    ... but he cheated.
396.9974Batman -> chauffeurMELEE::BIELSKIStan B.Thu Sep 21 1989 18:431
    
396.9975chauffeur --> limoWMOIS::B_REINKEif you are a dreamer, come in..Thu Sep 21 1989 19:111
    
396.9976limo->PeruCAM::MAZURIt ain't the meat, it's the lotion.Thu Sep 21 1989 19:321
    
396.9977Peru -> whigIJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeThu Sep 21 1989 19:3910

RE .... -> axe

       axe -> Eugene


carefull.....
;-)
Arie
396.9978whig---> toupeeWMOIS::B_REINKEif you are a dreamer, come in..Thu Sep 21 1989 20:041
    
396.9979toupee -> to dispense moneyLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoThu Sep 21 1989 20:141
    
396.9980SHARE::SATOWThu Sep 21 1989 20:194
to dispense money --> dis pence here, dat pence there . . .

    

396.9981dis pence here, dat pence there -> scatterIJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeThu Sep 21 1989 20:494


19 to go..... !!!!!
396.9982scatter => brainKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowThu Sep 21 1989 20:531
    
396.9983brain -> Dylan CSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Sep 21 1989 21:034
    brain -> B - RAIN  ( like B grade movies... )
             You'll get wet but really not enjoy it. :-)
    
             B - RAIN -> Hard Rain -> 
396.9984Dylan --> poetWMOIS::B_REINKEif you are a dreamer, come in..Thu Sep 21 1989 21:111
396.9985KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowThu Sep 21 1989 21:194
    poet => playwright => Thomas, Dylan => How Green is My Valley =>
    
    Other side of the hill => grazing => snacking => food for thought
    
396.9986SHARE::SATOWThu Sep 21 1989 21:333
food for thought --> nutrintuition --> new tuition --> Dear Dad, send money
    

396.9987KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowThu Sep 21 1989 21:461
    Dear Dad, send money => Dear Son, Starve, dad
396.9988Dear Son, Starve, dad --> drop deadAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoThu Sep 21 1989 22:100
396.9989drop dead --> dew droppin'POOL::TRUMPLERThiotimoline sold hereThu Sep 21 1989 22:160
396.9990drop dead --> date [for a schedule]LESCOM::KALLISTime takes things.Thu Sep 21 1989 22:176
    
    Re "dis pence here, dat pence there ...:
    
      -<dis pence here, dat pence there ...--> everywhere a pence, pence>-
    
    ... Old MacBanker had a farm ...   
396.9991date [for a schedule] --> date [for dinner and a show]AITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoThu Sep 21 1989 22:240
396.9992date [for dinner and a show] --> figTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerThu Sep 21 1989 22:330
396.9993fig --> NewtonAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoThu Sep 21 1989 22:350
396.9994Newton -> appleCASEE::BALLADELLISurfing with the AlienThu Sep 21 1989 22:381
    
396.9995Apple -> MacVISA::BIJAOUIBest before November 1989Thu Sep 21 1989 22:532
    5 to go .... come on, let's be fair, let's give it to someone whoe
    deserve it ... :-) I won't take it, it would be unfair, I'm local.
396.9996Mac --> knifeAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoThu Sep 21 1989 22:540
396.9997Mac -> Burger HellCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Sep 21 1989 22:594
    Perhaps we should have a lottery... :-)
    ( "You could already be a winner!")
    jc
    ... the tension mounts ...
396.9998Burger Hell => crowded fast food jointKAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowThu Sep 21 1989 23:011
    
396.9999crowded fast food joint --> sardinesPOOL::TRUMPLERThiotimoline sold hereThu Sep 21 1989 23:040
396.10000sardines --> packedAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoThu Sep 21 1989 23:050
396.10001sardines + knife( earlier) + 10,000 -> miracleCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Sep 21 1989 23:061
    
396.10002KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowThu Sep 21 1989 23:073
    sardines => can => box
    
     a fitting 10000
396.10003packed + miracle + box --> PandoraAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoThu Sep 21 1989 23:120
396.10004miracle + box --> ice cubeTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerThu Sep 21 1989 23:140
396.10005ice cube + Pandora --> hope on iceTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerThu Sep 21 1989 23:170
396.10006KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowThu Sep 21 1989 23:1813
    Pandora + ice cube => a cold customer
    
    
    
    Arrrrrrgggggghhhhhh ... I really thought I had it but our part of the
    network is going so slowly today I'm not surprised I missed.
    
    Signed
    
    Disappointed in Kanata
    
    (well what's the next mythical barrier ?  32768 ?
    
396.10007a cold customer + hope on ice --> sealTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerThu Sep 21 1989 23:210
396.10008seal -> seatVISA::BIJAOUIBest before November 1989Thu Sep 21 1989 23:251
    9992 to go ...
396.10009seat -> beltCASEE::BALLADELLISurfing with the AlienThu Sep 21 1989 23:504
    
    It was amazing to just sit and watch the "football game" doing NEXT,
    NEXT, NEXT.....
    there were like 3 or 4 notes entered in a row.
396.10010belt --> K.O.WHEEL::SWINIARSKINANcy--*NANSKI*--SwiniarSKIFri Sep 22 1989 01:002
    K.O. =  Knock Out
    
396.10011K.O. --> first digitSHARE::SATOWFri Sep 22 1989 01:160
396.10012first digit -> index fingerLYRIC::BOBBITTinvictus maneoFri Sep 22 1989 01:271
    
396.10013index finger --> pointerCNTROL::HENRIKSONIsSamDonaldsonSpock'sBrotherHeNeverTalksAbout?Fri Sep 22 1989 05:000
396.10014pointer --> cursorTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerFri Sep 22 1989 07:050
396.10015cursor --> curse himAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoFri Sep 22 1989 08:0921
        
	re .10006    
    
>>    Arrrrrrgggggghhhhhh ... I really thought I had it but our part of the
>>    network is going so slowly today I'm not surprised I missed.
>>    
>>    Signed
>>    
>>    Disappointed in Kanata
>>    
>>    (well what's the next mythical barrier ?  32768 ?
  
        I had lucky timing.  I next unseened from my waiting
        point at 1.last to catch .9999 "still being written". I
        immediately typed ahead "reply/noedit nl:", the title,
        and return (for the y/n prompt) and then waited ... and
        waited ... and waited ....  By the time the screen
        eventually updated, replies .10000 to .10002 were in.  It
        was worth missing lunch for. :-)
        
        Dan  
396.10016curse him -> Red BaronVISA::BIJAOUIBest before November 1989Fri Sep 22 1989 11:581
    
396.10017Red Baron -> SnoopyIJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeFri Sep 22 1989 13:0910
RE .10000



Hey! Deramist!

:-):-)

Arie
396.10018Snoopy -> GroupieGAOV08::DKEATINGWANTED; Tamer lion, by lion tamer.Fri Sep 22 1989 15:290
396.10019Groupie --> grouperWMOIS::B_REINKEif you are a dreamer, come in..Fri Sep 22 1989 19:118
    
    
    
    
    Is anyone willing to do an analysis of how many replies each of
    the people who've been playing this silly game have written?
    
    Bonnie
396.10020staffer => sore throat KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowFri Sep 22 1989 20:236
    Bonnie,
    
    If this is a silly game, why are you taking part ?  Dreaming of winning
    a lottery ?  -))
    
    Stuart (a bigger fool who is not looking on!)
396.10021sore throat -> a little hoarse -> ponyLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoFri Sep 22 1989 20:301
    
396.10022pony -> expressGLIVET::RECKARDJon Reckard, 381-0878, ZKO3-2/T63Fri Sep 22 1989 20:3793
Here they are!  The who's who of lexical reply.

This list only goes through reply .10018 and I guess I truncated names to
11 characters by mistake.  Sorry.  Duplicate usernames were combined and
assigned to the node with the most occurrences of it.  I got a total of
340 names.

(There's a for-what-it's-worth tidbit at the end, too.)

(Sorry about this inclusion.   I'd originally had it in reply to Bonnie's
request, deleted it, and by the time I got it back in, there were two more.
Hopefully, this one makes it into the right place.  If not, ... tough.)


MARKER::KALLIS     989     PLDVAX::ZARLENGA    91      HERON::BUCHANAN    45
  AITG::DERAMO     791        INK::KALLIS      88      POBOX::VANTILBURG  37
 LEZAH::BOBBITT    641     HOMSIC::DUDEK       87     GIDDAY::VISSER      36
 WMOIS::B_REINKE   563     REGENT::EPSTEIN     86       VISA::BIJAOUI     35
 KAOFS::S_BROOK    526      CHEFS::LAWSONM     83     BISTRO::WATSON      35
 TERZA::ZANE       404     GLIVET::RECKARD     81      WHEEL::SWINIARSKI  34
 MELEE::BIELSKI    331      SALEM::AMARTIN     79        GAO::DKEATING    29
  CSSE::CIUFFINI   329     NEARLY::GOODENOUGH  75       SAHQ::LILLY       29
AYOV27::ISMITH     278        CAM::MAZUR       70     MORRIS::SLABOUNTY   27
COOKIE::DEVINE     266     CLARID::PETERS      68      HARDY::KENAH       22
LAMHRA::WHORLOW    266     MISFIT::GEMMEL      65     YIPPEE::LIRON       17
THEGIZ::PITARD     263     VAXWRK::SIMON       61     MLNIT5::FINANCE     15
    ME::TRUMPLER   256       TOOK::C_PEREZ     59     TRCO01::FINNEY      14
DOODAH::RANDALL    248     RTOEU1::JPHIPPS     59     HSSWS1::DUANE       13
 RICKS::SATOW      216     GAOV11::MAXPROG6    59      KETJE::KONINGS     12
  ERIS::CONLON     199      OSL07::HENRIKW     57     GALVIA::MOONEY      12
UNTADI::ODIJP      171       SPUD::SCHARMANN   57      JANUS::CROWLE      11
  STAR::HUBER      167     AKOV11::BOYAJIAN    55       VINO::JMUNZER     11
 DELNI::CANTOR     164       IOSG::LAWM        55     SONATA::LANGE       11
IJSAPL::ELSENAAR   151     CNTROL::HENRIKSON   54     AKOV13::MCGARGHAN   11
EAGLE1::EGGERS     129      ESDC2::SOBOT       54     RAVEN1::MKENNEDY    11
GRNDAD::STONE      129       IOSG::ROBERTS     50     BISTRO::WOOD        11
MARVIN::KNOWLES    112       ERIS::CALLAS      49        CAM::MILLER      10
RDGE00::BOOTH      108     THEONE::PARSONS     49     SEAPEN::PHIPPS      10
MLNOIS::HARBIG     108     HSSWS1::GREG        47     
DECSIM::HEILMAN     93     KERNEL::TBOOKER     46     

With less than 10 replies:

COMICS::KEY          9     PASTIS::MONAHAN      3     WLDWST::GKEFALINOS   1
   LOV::LASHER       9      SKIVT::ROGERS       3     ECLAIR::GOODWIN      1
 COMET::LUDLAM       9     QUOKKA::SNYDER       3     SUBURB::GOREI        1
 CASEE::BALLADELLI   8       CHIC::BELL         2      SNOWY::HEDRICK      1
  SAGE::GREER        8       VISA::BLAKE        2      PLATA::HEINZER      1
  ISTG::WARDEN       8     MDVAX3::BROCKUS      2     STEREO::HOWARD       1
CLOVAX::FORNER       7     GIDDAY::GILLARD      2       SEEK::HUGHES       1
ROBOTS::RSMITH       7      BAXTA::GRAZIANO_RO  2     OURVAX::JEFFRIES     1
  IOSG::CARLIN       6      COMET::GUALTIER     2     EAYV01::JHILL        1
SCRUFF::CONLIFFE     6     NZOV01::HARDIE       2      ADDIT::JOHN         1
KAOA08::CUSUP_LAPLA  6     TRIBES::LBOYLE       2        BMT::KABEL        1
 COMET::LEVETT       6     MARVIN::MACHIN       2     KAOO01::LAPLANTE     1
KERNEL::NDAY         6     WELSWS::MANNION      2      EIEIO::LITSIOS      1
OFFPLS::PIDUSER      6     FURILO::MASON        2      BOMBE::MADDEN       1
 LOCLE::RATCLIFF     6      NEXUS::MORGAN       2     PH4VAX::MCBRIDE      1
TOPDOC::SLOANE       6      VIDEO::OSMAN        2     CALLME::MR_TOPAZ     1
COPCLU::STS          6      USMFG::PJEFFRIES    2     CHUCKM::MURRAY       1
NATASH::AIKEN        5     CURRNT::PREECE       2     SNOC01::NICHOLLS     1
SOPHIA::DORLHIAC     5     USAVAX::REDICK       2     FYRCAT::NOBLE        1
BLAS03::FORBES       5     WELMTS::RISDON       2     CTOAVX::OAKES        1
ODIHAM::HILL         5      RTOIC::RSTANGE      2       GOLD::OPPELT       1
 HYDRA::PARSONS2     5        CRL::TREESE       2      MAGOO::PFC          1
 CSOA1::ROTH         5       IOSG::VICKERS      2     DPDMAI::POGAR        1
USHS01::CHANDLER2    4     TARKIN::WISMAR       2      BEING::POSTPISCHIL  1
WAYWRD::GORDON       4      ULTRA::WITTENBERG   2     AYOV10::RBELL        1
HLDG00::KEW          4     MQOS02::A_COURCHESN  1     STRSHP::REISS        1
   TSG::LEE          4      CSCMA::BARRIEAU     1     DSSDEV::ROBINSON     1
 WMOIS::M_KOWALEWIC  4      SMURF::BINDER       1     BONNET::ROVELLA      1
SYSENG::NELSON       4        VIA::BINNS        1      WMOIS::R_BARON      1
SUBURB::WILSON       4     BISTRO::BLOMBERG     1     SWSNOD::SALLOWAY     1
 LANDO::BILAFER      3        LDP::BUSCH        1      43322::STRIJCKER    1
REGENT::BROOMHEAD    3       MPGS::BUSWELL      1     UBOHUB::SWANN        1
ARMORY::CHARBONND    3     BOOKIE::DAVEY        1     CHISPA::SYSTEM       1
SCOMAN::DAUGHAN      3     MTADMS::DONOVAN      1      CSC32::S_LEDOUX     1
COMICS::DEMORGAN     3     ATLAST::DROWN        1     RTOISB::TINIUS       1
 NEXUS::D_WHITE      3       NSDC::ESTILL       1      DRUID::WARD         1
 LYMPH::LAMBERT      3     FSTVAX::GALLO        1        CLT::WIECHMANN    1
RAINBO::LARUE        3      KESEY::GETSINGER    1     
THE780::MEARNS       3     MERIDN::GILLMAN      1     

And, in our for-what-it's-worth department, the winners of the Most Node Names
contest are:

Ciuffini     9
Kallis       8
Sobot        8
B_Reinke     7
Bielski, Cantor, Deramo, Peters, Pitard, Reckard, and Sobot with 6

Wheee!
396.10023express -> FederalGLIVET::RECKARDJon Reckard, 381-0878, ZKO3-2/T63Fri Sep 22 1989 20:426
Good grief!  After deleting it once, I noticed two typos right away.
Mr. Kallis, tho he's in here 989 times, doesn't need to be in my list twice!
(The 989 is the right figure.)
And this Sobot character has replied from 8 nodes only, not 8 and 6.

Next time, someone else do this!
396.10024Federal -> FBIVISA::BIJAOUIBest before November 1989Fri Sep 22 1989 21:0366
    Notes collision, here's another version. Sorted by usernames only.
    
    
       | KALLIS        1077 | BOBBITT        641 | B_REINKE       564 |
       | S_BROOK        526 | DERAMO         462 | ZANE           404 |
       | BIELSKI        331 | CIUFFINI       329 | ISMITH         278 |
       | DEVINE         266 | WHORLOW        266 | PITARD         263 |
       | TRUMPLER       256 | RANDALL        248 | SATOW          216 |
       | CONLON         199 | ODIJP          171 | HUBER          167 |
       | ELSENAAR       151 | STONE          130 | EGGERS         129 |
       | CANTOR         115 | KNOWLES        112 | BOOTH          108 |
       | HARBIG         108 | HEILMAN         93 | DUDEK           87 |
       | EPSTEIN         86 | LAWSONM         83 | RECKARD         82 |
       | AMARTIN         79 | GOODENOUGH      75 | MAZUR           70 |
       | PETERS          68 | GEMMEL          65 | SIMON           61 |
       | C_PEREZ         59 | JPHIPPS         59 | MAXPROG6        59 |
       | HENRIKW         57 | SCHARMANN       57 | BOYAJIAN        55 |
       | LAWM            55 | SOBOT           54 | HENRIKSON       54 |
       | ROBERTS         50 | CALLAS          49 | GREG            47 |
       | TBOOKER         46 | BUCHANAN        45 | PARSONS         40 |
       | VANTILBURG      37 | VISSER          36 | BIJAOUI         35 |
       | WATSON          35 | SWINIARSKI      34 | LILLY           29 |
       | DKEATING        29 | SLABOUNTY       27 | KENAH           22 |
       | LIRON           17 | FINANCE         15 | FINNEY          14 |
       | DUANE           13 | MOONEY          12 | KONINGS         12 |
       | JMUNZER         11 | LANGE           11 | MCGARGHAN       11 |
       | MKENNEDY        11 | CROWLE          11 | WOOD            11 |
       | PHIPPS          10 | MILLER          10 | LUDLAM           9 |
       | LASHER           9 | KEY              9 | BALLADELLI       8 |
       | WARDEN           8 | RSMITH           7 | GREER            7 |
       | FORNER           7 | NDAY             6 | STS              6 |
       | LEVETT           6 | CARLIN           6 | SLOANE           6 |
       | CUSUP_LAPLAN     6 | CONLIFFE         6 | PIDUSER          6 |
       | RATCLIFF         6 | PARSONS2         5 | DORLHIAC         5 |
       | ROTH             5 | FORBES           5 | HILL             5 |
       | AIKEN            5 | CHANDLER2        4 | WILSON           4 |
       | KEW              4 | LEE              4 | M_KOWALEWICZ     4 |
       | GORDON           4 | NELSON           4 | ROGERS           3 |
       | LAMBERT          3 | DEMORGAN         3 | MONAHAN          3 |
       | D_WHITE          3 | MEARNS           3 | LARUE            3 |
       | DAUGHAN          3 | BROOMHEAD        3 | CHARBONND        3 |
       | BILAFER          3 | SNYDER           3 | WISMAR           2 |
       | HARDIE           2 | BELL             2 | BROCKUS          2 |
       | VICKERS          2 | PREECE           2 | GILLARD          2 |
       | MANNION          2 | BLAKE            2 | RSTANGE          2 |
       | GUALTIER         2 | MORGAN           2 | RISDON           2 |
       | PJEFFRIES        2 | LBOYLE           2 | REDICK           2 |
       | WITTENBERG       2 | MACHIN           2 | GRAZIANO_ROC     2 |
       | MASON            2 | TREESE           2 | OSMAN            2 |
       | HEDRICK          1 | JOHN             1 | HOWARD           1 |
       | POGAR            1 | LITSIOS          1 | BUSCH            1 |
       | MURRAY           1 | GILLMAN          1 | ROBINSON         1 |
       | OAKES            1 | BLOMBERG         1 | MR_TOPAZ         1 |
       | REISS            1 | TINIUS           1 | ESTILL           1 |
       | JHILL            1 | BINNS            1 | POSTPISCHIL      1 |
       | BUSWELL          1 | KABEL            1 | RBELL            1 |
       | NICHOLLS         1 | STRIJCKER        1 | MADDEN           1 |
       | A_COURCHESNE     1 | DROWN            1 | GKEFALINOS       1 |
       | GOREI            1 | GETSINGER        1 | R_BARON          1 |
       | OPPELT           1 | LAPLANTE         1 | MCBRIDE          1 |
       | HUGHES           1 | NOBLE            1 | HEINZER          1 |
       | PFC              1 | ROVELLA          1 | S_LEDOUX         1 |
       | DONOVAN          1 | JEFFRIES         1 | GOODWIN          1 |
       | BARRIEAU         1 | SWANN            1 | GALLO            1 |
       | WIECHMANN        1 | BINDER           1 | DAVEY            1 |
       | WARD             1 | SALLOWAY         1 | SYSTEM           1 |
396.10025FBI -> CIA -> M.O.U.S.EGLIVET::RECKARDJon Reckard, 381-0878, ZKO3-2/T63Fri Sep 22 1989 21:102
Go with .10024's numbers.  I've found that mine was wrong in a couple cases,
so ...
396.10026M.O.U.S.E --> MickeySHARE::SATOWFri Sep 22 1989 21:139
Gee, that analysis might turn out to be more fun than the game itself.

I doubt that we'll ever know for sure, since we don't really know the identity 
of MAXPROG6, and I doubt that PIDUSER is a person's name (with sincere 
apologies to Mr./Miss/Mrs./Ms Piduser if you exist).  And that person SYSTEM 
is a dramatic underachiever -- he/she has an account on just about every 
node that I know of, but only contributed ONE entry.  Get with it, ::SYSTEM!

Clay
396.10027Mickey -> Finn -> Five $ -> InexpensiveCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Sep 22 1989 23:0710
    
    
    How could anyone enter just (one) 1?? WAF reply?
    Why that's like eating just one potato chip!
    <sigh> - such will power 
    
    So, 9 nodes. Well, if the truth be known I'm getting tired of 
    this one (too) and am looking for another....
    jc
    p.s. ::SYSTEM was not much of a contributor - perhaps related to NL:?
396.10028KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowSat Sep 23 1989 01:437
    Inexpensive => Cheap => Scrooge => Ebeneezer => Steam Shovel
    
    last association from a kids Golden Story book from many many moons ago
    
    Only one problem with these lists ... while the notariety is
    pleasing to the ego, the idea that it could be soooo public
    is worrysome !?  What have you been up to lately ?
396.10029Steamshovel --> Maryanne (and Mike Mulligan)WMOIS::B_REINKEif you are a dreamer, come in..Sat Sep 23 1989 06:3214
    
    
    Thanks for the stats....and for those who are nervous, maybe
    we could delete them after a while ;-)
    
    at least I wasn't more than fourth...
    
    as to why I play the 'silly' game...it is a great break
    from really intense work, like writing code or moderating
    womannotes - also I have a home terminal...
    
    and besides, it's been fun to see how long this would go on..
    
    Bonnie
396.10030Maryanne (and Mike Mulligan) -> M&M'sIJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeSun Sep 24 1989 19:3611
RE -1

>    at least I wasn't more than fourth...
    
Yeah, c'mon Bonnie! "He"'s only a few hundred away! As a moderator of
"womannotes", you can make a point here! Get him!

(Sorry Steve....)
:-)
Arie

396.10031M&M's -> TreetsVISA::BIJAOUIBest before November 1989Sun Sep 24 1989 22:571
    
396.10032Treets --> TricksAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoMon Sep 25 1989 06:140
396.10033Tricks --> SoloLAMHRA::WHORLOWVenturers do it in the bushMon Sep 25 1989 07:3012
    

    How do you get a peanut out of your ear?
    
    Pour molten chocolate in the other. It will come out a treet! (treat)


    .... from a misspent childhood.....
    
    
       derek
    
396.10034Solo --> four-eyesPROXY::CANTORHide, Cecil, here comes Uncle Captain!Mon Sep 25 1989 08:1111
Solo --> by one's self --> you'll go blind --> need glasses --> four eyes


Re .10033

>    How do you get a peanut out of your ear?

What?  I can't hear you I've got a peanut in my ear.  (And I can't find
my glasses.)

Dave C.
396.10035four-eyes --> foreplayLESCOM::KALLISTime takes things.Mon Sep 25 1989 15:572
    
    ... Just to inject a little spice on a Monday morning...
396.10036foreplay -> may I play through?PRINC2::BIELSKIStan B.Mon Sep 25 1989 16:273

    
    What's spicey about a quickie game of golf?
396.10037foreplay + may I play thru > Why don't we do it on the green?LEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoMon Sep 25 1989 17:562
    well, not exactly the Beatles, but.....
    
396.10038Why don't we do it on the green? -> Carpet CrawlersVISA::BIJAOUIBest before November 1989Mon Sep 25 1989 19:111
    Exactly Genesis ....
396.10039Carpet Crawlers --> Rug RatsWMOIS::B_REINKEif you are a dreamer, come in..Mon Sep 25 1989 19:183
    
    
    in re .10030, hey, :-) Jody's a womannotes moderator too! :-)
396.10040Rug Rats --> Terrible TwosPOOL::TRUMPLERThiotimoline sold hereMon Sep 25 1989 22:251
    No, I don't have any, but I know some...
396.10041Terrible Twos -> Threapy ThreesGLIVET::RECKARDJon Reckard, 381-0878, ZKO3-2/T63Mon Sep 25 1989 23:285
threap (threep), n. Scot. and North Eng. 1. an argument; quarrel.

Yeah, I looked for an alliteration, and found this.  Not what you'd call
natural word association, but, in this media, who can say whether or not it
just popped into my head?
396.10042Threapy Threes --> Fab FourDELREY::DAVIS_SAIs a cove a son of a beach?Tue Sep 26 1989 00:084
    
    
    
    back to the Rutles, er, to the Beatles...
396.10043Fab Four -> pre-soak, soak, wash, rinseCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Sep 26 1989 00:441
    
396.10044pre-soak, soak, wash, rinse -> tumble dryNEWPRT::FERCHAK_DATWILIGHT ZONE RESIDENTTue Sep 26 1989 01:322
    
    
396.10045tumble dry --> permanent pressDELREY::DAVIS_SAillegitimi non carborundumTue Sep 26 1989 01:376
    
    
    
    
    natural progression?
    
396.10046permanent press ---> Woman's Realm LAMHRA::WHORLOWVenturers do it in the bushTue Sep 26 1989 01:441
    
396.10047Woman's Realm --> (White) House and SenateDELREY::DAVIS_SAillegitimi non carborundumTue Sep 26 1989 04:461
    
396.10048(White) House and Senate --> checkmate!TERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerTue Sep 26 1989 05:260
396.10049checkmate! --> "two signatures required"PROXY::CANTORHide, Cecil, here comes Uncle Captain!Tue Sep 26 1989 05:460
396.10050two signatures required -> no jacket requiredLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoTue Sep 26 1989 17:522
    re: .10039....yeah, we're *everywhere*.......
    
396.10051no jacket required -> Hello, I must be goingVISA::BIJAOUIBest before November 1989Tue Sep 26 1989 21:521
    
396.10052Hello, I must be going --> revolving doorWMOIS::B_REINKEif you are a dreamer, come in..Tue Sep 26 1989 23:271
    
396.10053revolving door --> skiing not allowedPOOL::TRUMPLERThiotimoline sold hereTue Sep 26 1989 23:471
    
396.10054skiing not allowed --> silent skiingLESCOM::KALLISTime takes things.Wed Sep 27 1989 00:344
               
    Re: "Skiing not allowed":
    
    Almost as funny as "No drinking while diving."
396.10055silent skiing --> desperately seeking silencePROXY::CANTORHide, Cecil, here comes Uncle Captain!Wed Sep 27 1989 03:020
396.10056desperately seeking silence --> mother of 4 kids under 5WMOIS::B_REINKEif you are a dreamer, come in..Wed Sep 27 1989 05:341
    
396.10057mother of 4 kids under 5 -> not now, dearGLIVET::RECKARDJon Reckard, 381-0878, ZKO3-2/T63Wed Sep 27 1989 15:110
396.10058not now, dear -> I have a headackeVISA::BIJAOUIBest before November 1989Wed Sep 27 1989 16:501
    
396.10059I have a headache => SHUUUUUTTTTTTUUUUUPPPPP!KAOFS::S_BROOKHere today and here again tomorrowWed Sep 27 1989 18:071
    
396.10060DELREY::FERCHAK_DATWILIGHT ZONE RESIDENTWed Sep 27 1989 18:535
           -< SHUUUUUTTTTTTUUUUUPPPPP! --> Sister Mary Elephant >-
    
    
    (For you Cheech & Chong fans)
    
396.10061Sister Mary Elephant --> Friar TuckTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerWed Sep 27 1989 19:110
396.10062Friar Tuck --> monastery short-order cookPOOL::TRUMPLERThiotimoline sold hereWed Sep 27 1989 20:250
396.10063SHARE::SATOWWed Sep 27 1989 20:385
monastery short-order cook --> Order for a short monastery cook --+
								  |
						Shrimp, shrimp <--+


396.10064LESCOM::KALLISTime takes things.Wed Sep 27 1989 22:437
    shrimp, shrimp --> Shemp, Shemp --+--> Larry  +
                                      |           |
                                      |           |
                                      +--> Moe    +
                                      |           |
                                      |           |
                                      +--> Curley +--> four out of three
396.10065four out of three --> 75centsLAMHRA::WHORLOWVenturers do it in the bushThu Sep 28 1989 06:341
    
396.1006675cents --> 16 tonsPROXY::CANTORHide, Cecil, here comes Uncle Captain!Thu Sep 28 1989 09:193
And what do you get?

Dave C.
396.10067DASXPS::TIMMONSJunk Joint Synonymous NotersThu Sep 28 1989 15:433
    16 tons --> Tennessee
    
    Lee
396.10068THEGIZ::PITARDFriends don't let friends drive Chevys.Thu Sep 28 1989 15:590
396.10069Tennis Knee --> Indiana BonesLESCOM::KALLISTime takes things.Thu Sep 28 1989 16:231
    
396.10070Indiana bones --> Hoosier HumerusSHARE::SATOWThu Sep 28 1989 17:220
396.10071THEGIZ::PITARDFriends don't let friends drive Chevys.Thu Sep 28 1989 18:240
396.10072funny bone --> laughing gasDELREY::DAVIS_SAillegitimi non carborundumThu Sep 28 1989 19:091
    
396.10073laughing gas -> Mr. WiggGLIVET::RECKARDJon Reckard, 381-0878, ZKO3-2/T63Thu Sep 28 1989 20:011
'been reading Mary Poppins for the first time.
396.10074Mr. Wigg --> Millard FillmorePOOL::TRUMPLERThiotimoline sold hereThu Sep 28 1989 20:341
    Wasn't he a Whig?
396.10075SHARE::SATOWThu Sep 28 1989 21:421
Millard Fillmore -->  Willard "Fill more dinner plates" Scott
396.10076Willard "Fill more dinner plates" Scott --> Francis Scott Key (lime pie)CTOAVX::OAKESIts Deja Vu all over again...Thu Sep 28 1989 22:051
    
396.10077Francis Scott Key --> "Rape of the Lock"PROXY::CANTORHide, Cecil, here comes Uncle Captain!Fri Sep 29 1989 01:285
(From a juvenile joke we boys told each other in Junior High School.)
(Nowadays, kids wouldn't be so crass as to repeat something like this.)
(But I guess I'm still a 14-year-old, huh?)

Dave C.
396.10078Rape of the Lock --> Find Nessie!LAMHRA::WHORLOWVenturers do it in the bushFri Sep 29 1989 10:171
    
396.10079Find Nessie! -> Find Nestles!LEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoFri Sep 29 1989 17:482
    as an occasional chocoholic.....
    
396.10080Find Nestles!-> Nestles Quik!WLDWST::DERICKSONFri Sep 29 1989 18:077
    
    
    
    
    
    to another chocoholic.....
    
396.10081Nestles Quik --> Quick quick slowADDIT::JOHNThe Self Preservation SocietyFri Sep 29 1989 18:096
    
    Step in time, step in time
    
    (Oh no not more Mary Poppins).
    
    JohnO
396.10082Quick Quick Slow -> Two-step across TexasHSSWS1::DUANESend lawyers, guns &amp; moneyFri Sep 29 1989 18:491
396.10083Two-step across Texas --> Seven league bootsSHARE::SATOWFri Sep 29 1989 20:084
I thought that this would lose steam at 10000, but I sure was wrong.  

By my calculations, we will achieve the next order of magnitude on September 
2, 2021, when someone enters 396.100000
396.10084Seven league boots -> even better than a car poolMELEE::BIELSKIStan B.Fri Sep 29 1989 23:571
    
396.10085even better than a car pool -> swimming poolIJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeSat Sep 30 1989 01:355
RE -2
2021? We can do better! ;-)

Arie
396.10086swimming pool --> pool cueDELREY::DAVIS_SAillegitimi non carborundumSat Sep 30 1989 02:251
    
396.10087pool cue --> spool queuePROXY::CANTORHide, Cecil, here comes Uncle Captain!Sat Sep 30 1989 08:150
396.10088spool queue -> user-surly softwareLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoSun Oct 01 1989 19:453
    I have a little cartoon outside my office with that very legend
    on it...
    
396.10089user-surly software -> barbed wire negligeeCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Mon Oct 02 1989 20:551
    
396.10090barbed-wire negligee --> look, don't touchLESCOM::KALLISTime takes things.Mon Oct 02 1989 23:173
    
    In a campaign, George Wallace once suggested that his opponent should
    have been administered a "barbed-wire enema."
396.10091look, don't touch -> eyes on, hands offCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Oct 03 1989 00:211
    What I tell my son and daughter in a store... 
396.10092eyes on, hands off --> Eason hands offSHARE::SATOWTue Oct 03 1989 18:412
    The New England Patriots' offense for the first three weeks of the
    season.
396.10093Eason hands off -> Ease on down, ease on down the roadXANADU::RECKARDJon Reckard, 381-0878, ZKO3-2/T63Tue Oct 03 1989 21:190
396.10094ease on, ease on down the road --> swing low, sweet chariotLESCOM::KALLISTime takes things.Tue Oct 03 1989 21:342
    
    Well, it's a song line, too ..
396.10095swing low, sweet chariot --> carry me homeAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoWed Oct 04 1989 02:340
396.10096carry me home -> domiciled & docilatedCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Oct 04 1989 04:241
    
396.10097domiciled & docilated -> hen-pecked!GRNDAD::STONE&gt;&gt;&gt;--He-went-that-a-way--&gt;Wed Oct 04 1989 18:332
    
    
396.10098Hen pecked --> tell me about itADDIT::JOHNRichard Dreyfus is one cool dudeWed Oct 04 1989 18:401
    
396.10099tell me about it --> "Well, it's just zis guy, y'know"POOL::TRUMPLERThiotimoline sold hereWed Oct 04 1989 20:250
396.10100WIJZGYK -> WYSIWYGCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Oct 04 1989 23:431
    
396.10101WYSIWYG -> WYBIWYSIJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeThu Oct 05 1989 01:173
What You Believe Is What You See.....    

396.10102WYBIWYS --> WYSIWYRAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoThu Oct 05 1989 03:221
	What you sow is what you reap?
396.10103LESCOM::KALLISTime takes things.Thu Oct 05 1989 16:322
        -<WYSIWYR --- The Grim Reaper ---> unlubricated farm machinery>-
        
396.10104unlubricated farm machinery -=> intractable IOSG::ROBERTSRichard, Developer/UI SpecialistThu Oct 05 1989 17:161
    
396.10105Intractable --> clean breakADDIT::JOHNRichard Dreyfus is one cool dudeThu Oct 05 1989 18:076
    
    
    Intractable --> in traction --> clean break
    
    JohnO,
    	  tenious, never.
396.10106intractable -> surrounded by model trainsGRNDAD::STONE&gt;&gt;&gt;--He-went-that-a-way--&gt;Thu Oct 05 1989 18:153
    
    
    in-track-table
396.10107surrounded by model trains -> driven by model engineersMELEE::BIELSKIStan B.Thu Oct 05 1989 21:103

    
    who sometimes take riscs ??
396.10108driven by model engineers-->drivel by modem engineersPROXY::CANTOR$ DEL [*...]*.*;* fixes any problem!Fri Oct 06 1989 07:210
396.10109drivel by modem engineers -> seasickIJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeFri Oct 06 1989 13:1510

drivel by modem engineers -> dbme -> dbms -> Rdb -> Are Thee Bee? ---+
                                                                     |
+- birth control     <- sisterless mother <- No aunt <---  No, ant <-+
|
|
+--> cruise control ---> cruise ---> seasick

Arie
396.10110DwellCHUCKL::SATOWFri Oct 06 1989 19:061
seasick --> C sick --> D well --> Dwell
396.10111Dwell -> lewd (this reply rated PG)CSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Oct 06 1989 20:414
    dwell - 'l' = dwel | ->
                       ^
                       + mirror
     
396.10112LESCOM::KALLISTime takes things.Fri Oct 06 1989 21:363
    Lewd --> nude ----> hot pants ---------> hot pants --> hot pants
                      (breathing heavily)   (clothing)  (desire for sex)
                     
396.10113hot pants -> "cool" threads!GRNDAD::STONE&gt;&gt;&gt;--He-went-that-a-way--&gt;Fri Oct 06 1989 23:112
    
    
396.10114"cool" threads! -> chilling yarnsMELEE::BIELSKIStan B.Sat Oct 07 1989 00:553

    
    My favorites were from Alfred Hitchcock and The Twilight Zone.
396.10115chilling yarns --> frozen knitting needlesAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoSat Oct 07 1989 06:390
396.10116frozen knitting needles --> iciclesCNTROL::HENRIKSONBe excellent to each otherSat Oct 07 1989 06:570
396.10117icicles --> popsiclesPROXY::CANTOR$ DEL [*...]*.*;* fixes any problem!Sat Oct 07 1989 10:010
396.10118popsicles --> goes the weaselAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoSat Oct 07 1989 20:390
396.10119goes the weasel --> dieselPROXY::CANTOR$ DEL [*...]*.*;* fixes any problem!Sun Oct 08 1989 19:570
396.10120diesel -->Rudolph [the inventor of the engine] --> raindeerLESCOM::KALLISTime takes things.Sun Oct 08 1989 20:598
    
    Re -<popsicles --> goes the weasel>-:
                       
    
    That should have been:
    
                     -<popsicles --> go the weasicles>-
                                                
396.10121raindeer --> slush puppyPROXY::CANTOR$ DEL [*...]*.*;* fixes any problem!Sun Oct 08 1989 23:130
396.10122slush puppy --> hush puppiesAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoMon Oct 09 1989 04:505
	re .10120
        
        I almost used "weasicle".
        
        Dan
396.10123hush puppies --> Mush! you huskiesPROXY::CANTOR$ DEL [*...]*.*;* fixes any problem!Mon Oct 09 1989 08:210
396.10124Mush! you huskies ---> kedgereeLAMHRA::WHORLOWVenturers do it in the bushMon Oct 09 1989 08:387
    
    Back from 4 luxury days of leave...
    
    Suffering JD!
    
    Joyoflex Deficiency
    djw
396.10125kedgeree -> potpourriLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoMon Oct 09 1989 18:201
    
396.10126potpourri -> pot pouree -> pot pourerGRNDAD::STONE&gt;&gt;&gt;--He-went-that-a-way--&gt;Mon Oct 09 1989 19:552
    
    
396.10127pot pourer --> liquid marijuana dispenserCHALK::TRUMPLERThiotimoline sold hereMon Oct 09 1989 21:281
    
396.10128liquid marijuana dispenser --> pot potCNTROL::HENRIKSONBe excellent to each otherTue Oct 10 1989 01:005

like in 'tea pot'.

Pete
396.10129pot pot --> Pol PotDELREY::DAVIS_SAillegitimi non carborundumTue Oct 10 1989 01:581
    
396.10130Pol Pot --> Pol Ice --> poultice-->cold comfortLAMHRA::WHORLOWVenturers do it in the bushTue Oct 10 1989 03:111
    
396.10131cold comfort --> Southern ComfortPROXY::CANTOR$ DEL [*...]*.*;* fixes any problem!Tue Oct 10 1989 06:350
396.10132Southern Comfort -> 3 stoogesGLIVET::RECKARDJon Reckard, 381-0878, ZKO3-2/T63Tue Oct 10 1989 15:026
Sorry, you had to be there ...




"Tastes more like Southern Comforter!"
396.101333 Stooges -->Three Men and a BabyPOBOX::VANTILBURGGreetings from ChicagoTue Oct 10 1989 18:136
    Congratulations to all on reaching the 10,000 mark.  I've been out
    of the office for a couple of months and was over 2,000 notes behind.
    I'm just about caught up!!
    
    Nancy
    
396.10134SHARE::SATOWTue Oct 10 1989 18:561
Three Men and a Baby -->  Gold, frankinscence, and myrrh
396.10135Gold, Frankinsence, and Myrrh --> Attorneys at LawLESCOM::KALLISTime takes things.Tue Oct 10 1989 22:461
    
396.10136Attorneys at Law -> Practice makes perfectMELEE::BIELSKIStan B.Tue Oct 10 1989 22:531
    
396.10137Attorneys at Law -> lawyers taking turnsGRNDAD::STONE&gt;&gt;&gt;--He-went-that-a-way--&gt;Tue Oct 10 1989 23:072
    
    
396.10138lawyers taking turns -> birdnappingCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Oct 10 1989 23:351
    
396.10139birdnapping---> Pluck a duckLAMHRA::WHORLOWVenturers do it in the bushWed Oct 11 1989 12:022
    
    re 3 lawyers -- Sue, Grabbitt and Runn
396.10140pluck a duck -> pick a chickGLIVET::RECKARDJon Reckard, 381-0878, ZKO3-2/T63Wed Oct 11 1989 14:550
396.10141pick a chick -> chugalugGRNDAD::STONE&gt;&gt;&gt;--He-went-that-a-way--&gt;Wed Oct 11 1989 17:102
    
    
396.10142hugalug -> left loose, right tightCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Oct 11 1989 18:454
    chugalug =>  c  hugalug  => Hug A Lug  ( If you Hug a lug, does   )
                 |                         ( that make you a lug nut? ) :-) 
                 v
                 NL: 
396.10143-> left loose, right tight-> boxer ->WLDWST::DERICKSONWed Oct 11 1989 18:492
    
    
396.10144boxer --> standing in the clearingPOOL::TRUMPLERThiotimoline sold hereWed Oct 11 1989 20:061
    resisting -< boxer --> shorts >- ...
396.10145SHARE::SATOWWed Oct 11 1989 23:132
standing in the clearing --> roaming in the gloaming

396.10146LESNET::KALLISTime takes things.Wed Oct 11 1989 23:392
    roaming in the gloaming --> Roman in the gloaming --> Hadrian's Wall
               
396.10147Hadrian's Wall --> Wishing WellPOBOX::VANTILBURGGreetings from ChicagoThu Oct 12 1989 01:091
    
396.10148Wishing Well --> Gesundeheit--> goes on tight --> greaseLAMHRA::WHORLOWVenturers do it in the bushThu Oct 12 1989 02:301
    
396.10149SHARE::SATOWThu Oct 12 1989 17:041
grease --> the skids --> on the skids --> skid row
396.10150skid row -> tobacco roadLYRIC::BOBBITTinvictus maneoThu Oct 12 1989 18:091
    
396.10151Tobacco Road --> Flamingo RoadPOBOX::VANTILBURGGreetings from ChicagoThu Oct 12 1989 18:411
    
396.10152Flamingo Road --> Pink FlamingosPOOL::TRUMPLERThiotimoline sold hereThu Oct 12 1989 20:135
    You know, the movie where
    
    [do not read while eating]
    
    Divine eats dog excrement...
396.10153Pink Flamingos -> upright bathtubCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Oct 12 1989 20:203
    Pink Flamingos, of the set 'Lawn ornaments'. In the same set 
    we find nativity scenes, madonna and child. And the container
    for the madonna is often ->
396.10154Upright bathtub --> Shower StallPOBOX::VANTILBURGGreetings from ChicagoThu Oct 12 1989 20:241
    
396.10155shower stall --> toilet goPROXY::CANTOR$ DEL [*...]*.*;* fixes any problem!Fri Oct 13 1989 08:370
396.10156sonweed --> enuresisLAMHRA::WHORLOWVenturers do it in the bushFri Oct 13 1989 09:511
    
396.10157LESCOM::KALLISTime takes things.Fri Oct 13 1989 16:064
    Toilet go ------+
                    |
                    |
    enuresis -------+--> everything in its proper place -->tidy up
396.10158tidy up -> ship shapeGRNDAD::STONE&gt;&gt;&gt;--He-went-that-a-way--&gt;Fri Oct 13 1989 17:252
    
    
396.10159ship shape -> curvedLEZAH::BOBBITToh no! my paragons are crumbling!Fri Oct 13 1989 18:391
    
396.10160curved --> jibeCASEE::BALLADELLISurfing with the AlienFri Oct 13 1989 19:341
    
396.10161jibe -> runnin' with the windMELEE::BIELSKIStan B.Fri Oct 13 1989 20:441
    
396.10162runnin' with the wind --> Inherit the WindSHARE::SATOWFri Oct 13 1989 20:490
396.10163CASEE::BALLADELLISurfing with the AlienFri Oct 13 1989 21:463
    
    runnin' with the wind --> Inherit the Wind --> Gone with the Wind
    
396.10164WR1FOR::ADELMAN_AAGiant's addition: 1989=1962+1Sat Oct 14 1989 03:391
    Gone with the Wind --> Long Winded
396.10165Long Winded --> Long and Winding RoadDELREY::DAVIS_SAillegitimi non carborundumSat Oct 14 1989 04:461
    
396.10166Long and Winding Road --> mazeTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerSun Oct 15 1989 02:280
396.10167maze --> MetsAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoSun Oct 15 1989 23:290
396.10168Mets --> GroansLAMHRA::WHORLOWVenturers do it in the bushMon Oct 16 1989 06:464
    
    Gone with the Wind --> alka-seltzer
    
    
396.10169LAMHRA::WHORLOWVenturers do it in the bushMon Oct 16 1989 06:481
          -< Groans--> Canaries--> Gunners--> Hammers-->Rams >-
396.10170Rams -> EwesGRNDAD::STONE&gt;&gt;&gt;--He-went-that-a-way--&gt;Mon Oct 16 1989 17:228
    
    
    
     <<< Note 396.10169 by LAMHRA::WHORLOW "Venturers do it in the bush" >>>

???????    -< Groans--> Canaries--> Gunners--> Hammers-->Rams >-

    Looks like he'd do wonders with a Rorschach test.
396.10171ewes -> guysGLIVET::RECKARDJon Reckard, 381-0878, ZKO3-2/T63Mon Oct 16 1989 20:071
E.G.Robinson?
396.10172guys -> girlsVISA::BIJAOUIBest before November 1989Mon Oct 16 1989 20:291
    
396.10173girls --> gaggleTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerMon Oct 16 1989 21:090
396.10174gaggle --> gooseSHARE::SATOWMon Oct 16 1989 21:162
A "gaggle" is a flock of geese.  "Goose" has absolutely, positively, nothing 
the do with guys and gals.
396.10175goose --> spruceLESNET::KALLISTime takes things.Mon Oct 16 1989 23:083
    
    Howard Hughes _hated_ having his all-wooden amphibious aircraft
    called the _Spruce Goose_.
396.10176spruce -> birchGRNDAD::STONE&gt;&gt;&gt;--He-went-that-a-way--&gt;Tue Oct 17 1989 00:486
    
    
    Re: the Spruce Goose
    
        I believe the Spruce Goose is actually made primarily of laminated 
        Birch.
396.10177Birch --> BeerCNTROL::HENRIKSONBe excellent to each otherTue Oct 17 1989 03:470
396.10178Beer --> GrolschAITG::DERAMOback from a week offTue Oct 17 1989 03:520
396.10179Grolsch -> I had a dog like that once, too!CSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Oct 17 1989 19:391
    
396.10180SHARE::SATOWTue Oct 17 1989 19:584
I had a dog like that once, too! --> Bingo was his name

    

396.10181IJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeTue Oct 17 1989 20:093
Bingo was his name -> Winning was his fame

396.10182winning was his fame --> I'm gonna live foreverPOOL::TRUMPLERThiotimoline sold hereWed Oct 18 1989 00:041
    from the theme song of the movie "Fame"...
396.10183I'm gonna live forever->Who wants to live foreverCASEE::BALLADELLISurfing with the AlienWed Oct 18 1989 00:171
    from the theme song of the movie "HighLander" by Queen
396.10184IJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeWed Oct 18 1989 00:429
   -< Who wants to live forever -> I am the centre of this universe >-

Hawkwind.


But hey! Is this WAF of SAC (Song Association Contest)? ;-)

Arie
396.10185CASEE::BALLADELLISurfing with the AlienWed Oct 18 1989 00:586
    I am the centre of this universe --> and there's a restaurant at the
    					 end of it
    
    
    
    But maybe you can start a SAC and see how far it can go ....
396.10186and there's a restaurant at the end of it --> Herne Bay pierLAMHRA::WHORLOWVenturers do it in the bushWed Oct 18 1989 10:5338
    
RE:
!!         <<< Note 396.10170 by GRNDAD::STONE ">>>--He-went-that-a-way-->"
!!    >>>
!!                                   -< Rams -> Ewes >-
    
    
    
    
!!         <<< Note 396.10169 by LAMHRA::WHORLOW "Venturers do it in the
!!    bush" >>>
    
!!    ???????    -< Groans--> Canaries--> Gunners--> Hammers-->Rams >-
    
!!        Looks like he'd do wonders with a Rorschach test.
    
    
    
     So where's the problem?.....;-)
    
    
     Previous but 2 was Mets - A team nickname, I do beieve?
      So the Groans are an English soccer team    (whose name escapes me!)
         as are
     Canaries  - Norwich City
     Gunners   - Arsenal
     Hammers   - West Ham United
     Rams      - Derby County  
    
     along with a heap more.........
    
    
    
    derek
    Who may have used Bears -- Broncos -- Raiders -- Swans --- Tigers
    
    all being Australian Rugby league teams  but in deference to our more
    extensive UK audience, chose UK soccer teams..
396.10187Herne bay pier --> San Francisco Bay ex-bridgeSHARE::SATOWWed Oct 18 1989 16:431
396.10188ex-bridge -> UxbridgeLEZAH::BOBBITToh no! my paragons are crumbling!Wed Oct 18 1989 18:081
    
396.10189Uxbridge --> OxfordTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerWed Oct 18 1989 20:460
396.10190Oxford --> shoeLESNET::KALLISTime takes things.Thu Oct 19 1989 00:221
    
396.10191shoe --> boxSHARE::SATOWThu Oct 19 1989 00:232
I think we've been here before    

396.10192box --> containerCASEE::BALLADELLISurfing with the AlienThu Oct 19 1989 00:401
    
396.10193container --> foldLAMHRA::WHORLOWVenturers do it in the bushThu Oct 19 1989 06:213
    
    for sheep
    
396.10194fold -> spindle, mutilateGLIVET::RECKARDJon Reckard, 381-0878, ZKO3-2/T63Thu Oct 19 1989 15:000
396.10195spindle, mutilate --> destroyLESNET::KALLISTime takes things.Thu Oct 19 1989 16:341
    
396.10196destroy -> defenestrateLEZAH::BOBBITToh no! my paragons are crumbling!Thu Oct 19 1989 18:511
    
396.10197defenestrate --> look out belowTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerThu Oct 19 1989 19:300
396.10198look out below -> flying elephantsGRNDAD::STONE&gt;&gt;&gt;--He-went-that-a-way--&gt;Thu Oct 19 1989 19:412
    
    
396.10199rusty nailSHARE::SATOWThu Oct 19 1989 22:207
flying elephants -->  Dumbo --> little Jumbo* ---> oxymoron --+
							      |
							      |
			  rusty nail <-- oxidized pinhead <---+     


* Dumbo's given name
396.10200rusty nail -> Scotch & DrambuiGRNDAD::STONE&gt;&gt;&gt;--He-went-that-a-way--&gt;Thu Oct 19 1989 22:274
    
    
    
    For the uninitiated, a Rusty Nail is a drink with those ingredients.
396.10201Scotch & Drambui -> Scotch on the RocksMISFIT::GEMMELand now here's Mac and Tosh...Fri Oct 20 1989 00:101
    
396.10202Scotch on the Rocks --> ice on the rocksAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoFri Oct 20 1989 03:270
396.10203ice on the rocks --> Mick Jagger (a slippery stone)LAMHRA::WHORLOWVenturers do it in the bushFri Oct 20 1989 07:171
    
396.10204Mick Jagger --> Mick MouseLESCOM::KALLISTime takes things.Fri Oct 20 1989 15:584
    
    Re "ice on the rocks":
    
                      -<ice on the rocks --> glacier>-
396.10205Mick Mouse -> MicmacGRNDAD::STONE&gt;&gt;&gt;--He-went-that-a-way--&gt;Fri Oct 20 1989 17:154
    
    An Indian tribe from northern New England and eastern Canada.
    
    
396.10206Micmac --> knick-knackSHARE::SATOWFri Oct 20 1989 18:340
396.10207knick-knack -> bric-a-bracMELEE::BIELSKIStan B.Fri Oct 20 1989 20:3610
    
    
    
    
   
    
    
    
    
    you know..... "decorative accessories"
396.10208bric-a-brac --> tick-a-tack --> toeAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoSat Oct 21 1989 00:490
396.10209toe --> heelDELREY::DAVIS_SAillegitimi non carborundumSat Oct 21 1989 03:1311
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    intro to anatomy...
396.10210heel --> on a short leashCNTROL::HENRIKSONBe excellent to each otherSat Oct 21 1989 03:550
396.10211on a short leash --> 75% reshidual (hic)LAMHRA::WHORLOWVenturers do it in the bushMon Oct 23 1989 07:341
    
396.1021275% reshidual (hic) -> hangover!GRNDAD::STONE&gt;&gt;&gt;--He-went-that-a-way--&gt;Mon Oct 23 1989 17:032
    
    
396.10213hangover -> Saturday MoaningMISFIT::GEMMELand now here's Mac and Tosh...Mon Oct 23 1989 19:041
    
396.10214Saturday Moaning --> Can't hold water down :-(POBOX::VANTILBURGGreetings from ChicagoMon Oct 23 1989 23:491
    
396.10215Can't hold water down ---> pea green sieveLAMHRA::WHORLOWVenturers do it in the bushTue Oct 24 1989 05:011
    
396.10216pea green sieve --> runcible slotted spoonAYOV27::ISMITHBilly the FishTue Oct 24 1989 16:201
    
396.10217runcible slotted spoon --> sporkCNTROL::HENRIKSONBe excellent to each otherTue Oct 24 1989 20:140
396.10218spork -> SporkieLYRIC::BOBBITToh no! my paragons are crumbling!Wed Oct 25 1989 01:102
    A kind of pizza at Bertucci's (or is it Uno's?)
    
396.10219Sporkie --> SsssspppppppigSHARE::SATOWWed Oct 25 1989 16:473
If the cartoon character stuttered on "Porky", imagine what he would have done 
with "Sporkie"    

396.10220Ssssspppppppig -> Piggie balloon with a leakGRNDAD::STONE&gt;&gt;&gt;--He-went-that-a-way--&gt;Wed Oct 25 1989 16:591
    
396.10221Piggie balloon with a leak --> pigs in spacePOOL::TRUMPLERThiotimoline sold hereWed Oct 25 1989 20:131
    
396.10222pigs in space -> Star TrekinosisGLIVET::RECKARDJon Reckard, 381-0878, ZKO3-2/T63Wed Oct 25 1989 20:250
396.10223Star Trekinosis --> Part 99POBOX::VANTILBURGGreetings from ChicagoWed Oct 25 1989 20:371
    
396.10224Part 99 --> parts is partsTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerThu Oct 26 1989 00:400
396.10225parts is parts --> a rose is a rose is a roseDELREY::DAVIS_SAillegitimi non carborundumThu Oct 26 1989 03:561
    
396.10226a rose is a rose is a rose -> ramblin' roseGLIVET::RECKARDJon Reckard, 381-0878, ZKO3-2/T63Thu Oct 26 1989 14:451
... or is it Gamblin' Rose?
396.10227ramblin' rose -> Axl RoseLYRIC::BOBBITTinvictus maneoThu Oct 26 1989 16:211
    
396.10228LESCOM::KALLISTime takes things.Thu Oct 26 1989 16:211
          -<ramblin' rose --> Cracklin' Rosie --> Neil Diamond --> singer>-
396.10229Fairy TaleSHARE::SATOWThu Oct 26 1989 16:443
Singer --> Sewing Machine --> Sowing Machine --> Farm Equipment --> Reaper --+
									     |
						      Fairy Tale <-- Grim <--+
396.10230Fairy Tale --> gory storyTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerThu Oct 26 1989 20:440
396.10231Axl Rose + Singer + Gory Story -> Guns & RosesLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoThu Oct 26 1989 22:541
    
396.10232Guns & Roses --> Run for the RosesDELREY::DAVIS_SAillegitimi non carborundumFri Oct 27 1989 21:146
    
    
    
    
    well, Jan. 1 isn't *too* far away, y'know!
    
396.10233Run for the Roses --> Moses' toesesREGENT::BROOMHEADDon't panic -- yet.Fri Oct 27 1989 21:191
    But the Kentucky Derby is *not* in January!
396.10234Moses toeses --> The Ten CommandmentsSHARE::SATOWFri Oct 27 1989 22:061
He wore sandals, so he didn't need to count on his fingers
396.10235The Ten Commandments --> TraditionTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerFri Oct 27 1989 22:502
    Actually, he was barefoot.

396.10236Tradition -> Fiddler on the RoofGRNDAD::STONESPECIAL WHEN LITSat Oct 28 1989 00:502
    
    "Tradition" is one of the songs from F.O.T.R.
396.10237Fiddler on the Roof --> I thought the Cat was on the Roof.AITG::DERAMOlike a candle in the windSat Oct 28 1989 08:100
396.10238ghost punIJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeSun Oct 29 1989 15:056
 I thought the Cat was on the Roof -> Cheshire Cat -> smile without a cat -+
                                                                           |
                                                                           |
                           ghost pun <-- ghost fun <-- spiritual smile <---+

Arie
396.10239ghost pun --> ghost writerAITG::DERAMOlike a candle in the windSun Oct 29 1989 18:400
396.10240ghost writer --> Stephen KingCNTROL::HENRIKSONBe excellent to each otherSun Oct 29 1989 20:300
396.10241Stephen King -> Stephen DonaldsonIJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeMon Oct 30 1989 00:130
396.10242MediumBERAQ::WHORLOWVenturers do it in the bushMon Oct 30 1989 01:046
    Stephen Donaldson --> Donald Stephenson --> Stephenson's Rocket--+
                                                                     |
                                                                     |
      + Ma Kettle    <--  Steam Kettle  <-- The First Steam Loco <-- +
      |
      + --> par Boiled  --> evenly cooked --> Medium
396.10243Medium -> LargeWLDWST::DERICKSONI don't DO morningsMon Oct 30 1989 08:512
    
    
396.10244Large --> JumboLESCOM::KALLISTime takes things.Mon Oct 30 1989 17:076
    
    re "medium":
    
                            -<Medium --> Seance>-
                                     
    
396.10245Jumbo -> DumboLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoMon Oct 30 1989 19:071
    
396.10246Dumbo --> HamboPOOL::TRUMPLERThiotimoline sold hereMon Oct 30 1989 21:021
    The Hambo (pronounced Hahm'bo) is a Swedish turning dance...
396.10247Hambo --> Ham boneSHARE::SATOWMon Oct 30 1989 21:111
396.10248Ham bone --> Split Pea SoupPOBOX::VANTILBURGGreetings from ChicagoMon Oct 30 1989 21:241
    
396.10249Buttonwillow, CaliforniaDELREY::DAVIS_SAillegitimi non carborundumTue Oct 31 1989 04:193
    
    Ham bone --> Split Pea Soup --> Andersen's --> Buttonwillow, California
    
396.10250 B...Ca., -> C...Ca. -> artichokes CSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Oct 31 1989 20:572
    Buttonwillow,California -> Castorville, California -> 
     
396.10251artichokes --> call a doctorCNTROL::HENRIKSONBe excellent to each otherTue Oct 31 1989 21:030
396.10252Call a doctor --> 911POBOX::VANTILBURGGreetings from ChicagoTue Oct 31 1989 23:471
    
396.10253911 --> 800 --> toll-freePOOL::TRUMPLERThiotimoline sold hereWed Nov 01 1989 01:582
    Re "Castorville":
    I believe it's Castroville...
396.10254LESCOM::KALLISTime takes things.Wed Nov 01 1989 17:145
    Toll-free --+--> troll-free ---> unenchanted --> disillusioned --+
                |                                                    |
                |                                                    |   
                +-> toll, fee ---> charge --> insulator -->insular <-+
               
396.10255'fess upSHARE::SATOWWed Nov 01 1989 17:448
insular --> peninsular* -->  Floridar* --> Cubar*  -->  Kill a b'ar** --+
								  	|
									|
			   'fess up <-- Fess Parker<-- Davy Crockett <--+


* Suffolk County, Mass., USA pronunciation
** Mountaintop in Tennessee proununciation
396.10256'fess up -> mess upLYRIC::BOBBITTinvictus maneoWed Nov 01 1989 21:081
    
396.10257mess up --> kludgeTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerWed Nov 01 1989 21:120
396.10258kludge --> fudgePOOL::TRUMPLERThiotimoline sold hereThu Nov 02 1989 00:181
    
396.10259fudge --> Turkish Delight ---> harem girlsBERAQ::WHORLOWIt's darkest just before it goes totally blackThu Nov 02 1989 00:381
    
396.10260LESCOM::KALLISTime takes things.Thu Nov 02 1989 17:072
     -<harem girls --> old "risque" joke --> old joker --> _The_ Joker>-
                     
396.10261_The Joker_ --> WildSHARE::SATOWThu Nov 02 1989 17:291
396.10262Wild --> in the streetsWMOIS::B_REINKEif you are a dreamer, come in..Thu Nov 02 1989 19:011
    
396.10263In the streets --> Garbage TrucksPOBOX::VANTILBURGGreetings from ChicagoThu Nov 02 1989 19:261
    
396.10264Garbage Trucks -> ACCVIOs...CSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Nov 02 1989 20:363
    Re: Castroville/Castorville
        Thanks, it's been a long time....
    jc
396.10265ACCVIOs --> cmkrnl ---> reboot!BERAQ::WHORLOWVenturers do it in the bushFri Nov 03 1989 04:381
    
396.10266reboot --> cobbleLESCOM::KALLISTime takes things.Fri Nov 03 1989 17:058
    
    Little boy:  What are shoes madfe out of?
    Cobbler:     Hide.
    Litle boy:   What?
    Cobbler:     Hide.
    Litle boy:   What?
    Cobbler:     Hide.  Hide!  The cow's outside!
    Little boy:  Why should I hide from a cow?
396.10267THEGIZ::PITARDFriends don't let friends drive Chevys.Fri Nov 03 1989 17:390
396.10268stone --> without sinSHARE::SATOWFri Nov 03 1989 17:420
396.10269without sin -> immaculateLEZAH::BOBBITTat night, the ice weasels come...Fri Nov 03 1989 18:521
   
396.10270Immaculate --> Mister CleanPOBOX::VANTILBURGGreetings from ChicagoFri Nov 03 1989 19:291
    
396.10271immaculate -> no I'm not hungryEGAV01::DKEATINGIrish Punts beat the Maltese CrossFri Nov 03 1989 19:301
    
396.10272LESCOM::KALLISTime takes things.Fri Nov 03 1989 21:297
    
    
    Mr. Clean ----+
                  |
                  |
    .. not hungry +---> conscience troubling you?
    
396.10273conscience troubling you? --> confessionTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerSat Nov 04 1989 00:540
396.10274confession --> how many months!?!?AITG::DERAMOI want to live forever.Sat Nov 04 1989 20:220
396.10275how many months!?!? --> in the family way...DELREY::DAVIS_SAillegitimi non carborundumMon Nov 06 1989 21:331
    
396.10276in the family way --> cluttered drivewayLESCOM::KALLISTime takes things.Mon Nov 06 1989 21:341
    
396.10277cluttered driveway -> golfers' backlogGAOV08::DKEATINGIrish Punts beat the Maltese CrossTue Nov 07 1989 12:501
    
396.10278Golfer's Backlog -> Goofy's back legLYRIC::BOBBITTat night, the ice weasels come...Tue Nov 07 1989 18:481
    
396.10279Goofy's back leg -> fire hydrantGRNDAD::STONESPECIAL WHEN LITTue Nov 07 1989 20:342
    
    
396.10280fire hydrant --> fireside chatPOOL::TRUMPLERThiotimoline sold hereTue Nov 07 1989 20:401
    fire hydrant --> "fire hyd" rant -->
396.10281fireside chat --> snap, crackle, pop!LESCOM::KALLISTime takes things.Wed Nov 08 1989 00:445
    
    When Jimmy Carter had _his_ "Fireside Chat," whooever lit the fire
    pit in something like knotty pine.  His "chat" was counterpointed
    by a staccato sound of snapping wood, giving the subliminal audio
    equivalent of the St. Valentine Day's Massacre.
396.10282snap, crackle, pop! -> Rice KrispiesGRNDAD::STONESPECIAL WHEN LITWed Nov 08 1989 18:062
    
    
396.10283Rice Krispies -> Corn FlakesVISA::BIJAOUITomorrow Never KnowsWed Nov 08 1989 18:421
    
396.10284Corn flakes --> crazy colonelsLESCOM::KALLISTime takes things.Wed Nov 08 1989 20:421
    
396.10285LAMHRA::WHORLOWVenturers do it in the bushThu Nov 09 1989 00:501
       -< crazy colonels --> mad kernels --> mixed nuts -->stun >-
396.10286stun --> phasersLESNET::KALLISTime takes things.Thu Nov 09 1989 00:552
    
    Zzzzzzzzzapp!
396.10287phasers -> Life Cycle zealotsMELEE::BIELSKIStan B.Thu Nov 09 1989 01:261
    
396.10288Life Cycle zealots -> BiCycle Helmets...EGAV01::DKEATINGIrish Punts beat the Maltese CrossThu Nov 09 1989 15:111
    
396.10289Bicycle Helmets -> Bicycle CardsLEZAH::BOBBITTat night, the ice weasels come...Thu Nov 09 1989 19:481
    
396.10290Bicycle Cards --> YarboroughPOOL::TRUMPLERThiotimoline sold hereThu Nov 09 1989 20:424
    The Earl of Yarborough was a card player of the 19th(?) century who
    routinely wagered 1000-1 that his opponent's hand of 13 cards would
    not contain a card higher than a 9 (Aces high).  Since the odds of
    this happening are about 1800-1, he did quite well.
396.10291Yarborough --> plaidTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerThu Nov 09 1989 21:400
396.10292Plaid --> Scottish HighlandersPOBOX::VANTILBURGGreetings from ChicagoThu Nov 09 1989 21:441
    
396.10293Scottish Highlanders --> snottish lowlandersLESCOM::KALLISTime takes things.Fri Nov 10 1989 01:041
    
396.10294snottish lowlanders --> Irish MossLAMHRA::WHORLOWAre you proud of Digital's computers?Fri Nov 10 1989 10:051
    
396.10295Irish Moss --> Irish MistSHARE::SATOWFri Nov 10 1989 17:430
396.10296Irish Mist -> Maid of the MistGRNDAD::STONESPECIAL WHEN LITFri Nov 10 1989 18:473
    
    
    One of the cruise boats downstream from Niagara Falls.
396.10297SHARE::SATOWFri Nov 10 1989 18:541
Maid of the Mist -->  Made of the Mist -->  Vaporware
396.10298Maid of the Mist -> myrrhmaidLEZAH::BOBBITTat night, the ice weasels come...Fri Nov 10 1989 18:541
    
396.10299POOL::TRUMPLERThiotimoline sold hereFri Nov 10 1989 19:576
    myrrhmaid --> frankincense --> incense-|
                                           +--> odor --> "Oh, door" --+
    vaporware --> vapor -------------------|                          |
                                                                      |
                                                                      |
                         hate <-- not adore <-- not a door <-- ajar <-+
396.10300hate -> mailGRNDAD::STONESPECIAL WHEN LITFri Nov 10 1989 21:482
    
    
396.10301THEGIZ::PITARDFriends don't let friends drive Chevys.Fri Nov 10 1989 22:033

	I just couldn't resist!!! :-)
396.10302Femail --> feemail --> postal money orderLESCOM::KALLISTime takes things.Fri Nov 10 1989 22:257
    
    Re "mail":
    
                              -<mail --> chain>-
    
    Nahh ... not a "chain letter," but "chain mail, as used by knights
    of old.
396.10303Postal Money Order --> Overnight DeliveryPOBOX::VANTILBURGGreetings from ChicagoFri Nov 10 1989 22:531
    
396.10304Overnight Delivery --> Night DepositoryPROXY::CANTORGo ahead; quote away.Sun Nov 12 1989 08:310
396.10305Night Depository --> bedAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoSun Nov 12 1989 18:340
396.10306bed --> bedriddenLAMHRA::WHORLOWAre you proud of Digital's computers?Mon Nov 13 1989 06:381
    
396.10307bedridden --> erotic interludeLESCOM::KALLISTime takes things.Mon Nov 13 1989 17:244
    
    <heavy breathing and moans>
    
    ;-)
396.10308erotic interlude -> X-rated previewGRNDAD::STONESPECIAL WHEN LITMon Nov 13 1989 18:129
    
    
    Re: .10302    ...chain mail, as used by knights of old.
    
    Chain mail is alive and well as a modern commercial product.  It is
    used to make protective gloves for commercial meatcutters.  A plant
    near Attleboro, Mass. has special equipment for the linking of chain
    mail.
    
396.10309X-rated preview --> Lisa --> smalltalkLAMHRA::WHORLOWAre you proud of Digital's computers?Tue Nov 14 1989 08:111
    
396.10310smalltalk -> Danny De VitoMACNAS::DKEATINGIrish Punts beat the Maltese CrossTue Nov 14 1989 15:441
    
396.10311Danny Devito --> Rhea Perlman --> CheersPOOL::TRUMPLERThiotimoline sold hereTue Nov 14 1989 21:151
    Rhea Perlman == Mrs. Danny Devito
396.10312Cheers -> CherMELEE::BIELSKIStan B.Tue Nov 14 1989 21:474
    
	
    
    I like her...again.
396.10313Cher --> Exercise DailyPOBOX::VANTILBURGGreetings from ChicagoWed Nov 15 1989 00:411
    
396.10314Wind in the WillowsLAMHRA::WHORLOWAre you proud of Digital's computers?Wed Nov 15 1989 05:115
    -< exercise daily -- > Jane Fonda --> cheese fondue --> fondue party--+
                                                                          |
     +   <--  portly<--  tubby   <--chubby   <-- candies<-- Marshmallows--+
     |
     +-->  Ratty ---> Toad --> Wind in the Willows 
396.10315Wind in the Willows --> breeze in the treesTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerWed Nov 15 1989 08:210
396.10316breeze in the trees -> bats in the belfryMELEE::BIELSKIStan B.Wed Nov 15 1989 18:501
    
396.10317bats in the belfry --> fried bells?POOL::TRUMPLERThiotimoline sold hereWed Nov 15 1989 19:226
    Re Cher:
    
    -< Cher --> and enjoy >-
    
    Looking for a good cup of hot tea,
    >M
396.10318fried bells? --> Oily PeppersHOTAIR::SIMONHugs Welcome Anytime!Thu Nov 16 1989 03:041
    
396.10319Oily Peppers --> Oily Boids (get the woim)PROXY::CANTORGo ahead; quote my say.Thu Nov 16 1989 05:230
396.10320Oily Boids ... --> Poor Oily WoimTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerThu Nov 16 1989 09:020
396.10321Poor Oily Woim -> Prince William Sound refugeeMELEE::BIELSKIStan B.Thu Nov 16 1989 19:361
    
396.10322P.W. Sound refugee --> Exxon Valdez captainPOOL::TRUMPLERThiotimoline sold hereThu Nov 16 1989 21:354
    Re Oily Boid:
    
    -< Oily Boid --> Boston pitcher >-
    after Dennis "Oil Can" Boyd
396.10323Exxon Valdez Captain --> Thanks for the ID, MateLESCOM::KALLISTime takes things.Fri Nov 17 1989 00:351
                       -<Boston pitcher --> Wedgewood ewer>-
396.10324Wedgewood ewer --> ewe embraceable eweAITG::DERAMODon't stop short of the peak!Sat Nov 18 1989 17:360
396.10325ewe embraceable ewe -> virgin woolGRNDAD::STONESPECIAL WHEN LITMon Nov 20 1989 18:222
    
    
396.10326virgin wool -> slow shepherdWELMT2::HILLTechnology is my Vorpal swordMon Nov 20 1989 19:051
    
396.10327slow shepherd --> confident sheepPOOL::TRUMPLERThiotimoline sold hereMon Nov 20 1989 21:062
    "<Geographic location>, where the men are men, and the sheep
    are nervous."
396.10328confident sheep --> in wolves' clothingLESCOM::KALLISTime takes things.Tue Nov 21 1989 02:132
    
    Oh, there were so many _great_ political alternatives!!
396.10329in wolves' clothing --> Romulus and RemusLAMHRA::WHORLOWAre you proud of Digital's computers?Wed Nov 22 1989 10:175
    
    <geographical location>, where men are men, and the women won't wear
    wool
    
    
396.10330Romulus and Remus --> Rome's TwinsWLDWST::DERICKSONI don't DO morningsWed Nov 22 1989 14:062
    
    
396.10331Rome's Twins --> sister citiesLESCOM::KALLISTime takes things.Wed Nov 22 1989 17:154
    
    
    The other was a great straight line for some mammocentric comment
    about a Lolobrigida or Loren, but I refrained ...
396.10332sister cities -> PortlandGLIVET::RECKARDJon Reckard, 381-0878, ZKO3-2/T63Wed Nov 22 1989 18:248
Rome's Twins  -->  sister cities  -->  Portland
      |                   |
      --- Dome's Twins ---

(American baseball's Minnesota Twins play in a domed stadium.)

(Portland, Oregon, USA was named after (chronologically anyway)
 Portland, Maine, USA)
396.10333Portland -> wine lakeIJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeWed Nov 22 1989 18:318
RE -2 (Steve)

>    The other was a great straight line for some mammocentric comment
>    about a Lolobrigida or Loren, but I refrained ...

What do you mean, "you refrained"?
;-)
Arie
396.10334Portland -> Casco BayGRNDAD::STONESPECIAL WHEN LITWed Nov 22 1989 18:332
    
    Portland, Maine is situated on Casco Bay.
396.10335Casco Bay --> Montego BayLESCOM::KALLISTime takes things.Wed Nov 22 1989 19:3522
>    RE -2 (Steve)
>
>>    The other was a great straight line for some mammocentric comment
>>    about a Lolobrigida or Loren, but I refrained ...
>
>What do you mean, "you refrained"?
>;-)
>Arie
 
    There's a difference between alluding to something and to saying
    it. :-D
    
    
    Re "Portland":
    
                       -<Portland --> Hoffa>-  
    
           [wife of the late radio comedian, Fred Allen.]
                                   
    or
                       -<Portland --> cement>-
    
396.10336Montego Bay -> song contestIJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeWed Nov 22 1989 19:5210
>    There's a difference between alluding to something and to saying
>    it. :-D

Confusing, Steve.... did you *say* this, or did you just *allude* to this?
And if it's the latter, what would you *say* about it?

;-| (mouth tightly shut, with a wink)

Arie
396.10337song contest -> off-key duetGRNDAD::STONESPECIAL WHEN LITWed Nov 22 1989 23:4212
    
>    
>    Re "Portland":
>
>                       -<Portland --> Hoffa>-  
>    
>           [wife of the late radio comedian, Fred Allen.]
                                   
    
    Now we're getting confused with "You know you're getting old...".
    
    (Let's see if we can't work in Mrs. Nussbaum and Senator Claghorn too.)
396.10338song contest --> Name That TuneLESCOM::KALLISTime takes things.Wed Nov 22 1989 23:4614
    
>Confusing, Steve.... did you *say* this, or did you just *allude* to this?
>And if it's the latter, what would you *say* about it?
 
    No, I _said_ that "Rome Twins" was a great straight line for a
    mammocentric response involving either Gina Lolobrigida or Sophia
    Loren (either of whose mammae could be considered Roman [or at least
    Italian] National Resources), but I didn't _say_ what that response
    would be.  That was showing restraint. :-) 
    
    Steve Kallis, Jr.
    
    P.S. :_Name That Tune_ was a radio & (early) television game show
          in the U.S. 
396.10339Name That Tune -> in zero notesMELEE::BIELSKIStan B.Thu Nov 23 1989 02:124
	
    
    (mental telepathy, WAG{Wildly Aimed Guess}, this is a rerun and I
    saw the original...)
396.10340in zero notes --> no new notesCNTROL::HENRIKSONBe excellent to each otherThu Nov 23 1989 08:400
396.10341no new notes --> :-( --> open ReadingLAMHRA::WHORLOWAre you proud of Digital's computers?Thu Nov 23 1989 10:181
    
396.10342open Reading -> And cancel the WeddingMACNAS::DKEATINGIrish Punts beat the Maltese CrossThu Nov 23 1989 14:521
    
396.10343And cancel the Wedding --> where are you heading?AITG::DERAMODon't stop short of the peak!Thu Nov 23 1989 17:150
396.10344SHARE::SATOWTue Nov 28 1989 08:063
where are you heading? --> Are you going to Scarborough Fair?


396.10345LESCOM::KALLISEfts have feelings, too.Tue Nov 28 1989 17:584
    Are you going to Scarborough Fair --> I go to Scarborough Foul --+
                                                                     |
    New England Marxist <-- Rhode Island Red <-- Scarborough Fowl <--+
                            
396.10346GAOV08::DKEATINGIf a 6 were a 9Wed Nov 29 1989 00:252
    	New England Marxist -> Olde English Teacher
    
396.10347practice makes perfectLAMHRA::WHORLOWAre you proud of Digital's computers?Wed Nov 29 1989 01:308
    -< Olde English Teacher --> Scotish Teacher --> Teachers scotch --+
                                                                      |
                                                                      |
      +---Learn how to hold your liquor <--Teacher training college <-+
      |
      |
      |
      +---> practice makes perfect >-
396.10348practice makes perfect --> imperfection is impracticalPOOL::TRUMPLERThiotimoline sold hereWed Nov 29 1989 21:030
396.10349imperfection is impractical --> seconds out!LAMHRA::WHORLOWAre you proud of Digital's computers?Thu Nov 30 1989 00:591
    
396.10350seconds out! --> minutes in!AITG::DERAMOga naar je kamerThu Nov 30 1989 03:510
396.10351minutes in! -> c-c-c-c-c-c-coldddddddd...IJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeThu Nov 30 1989 12:358
>            <<< Note 396.10350 by AITG::DERAMO "ga naar je kamer" >>>
                                                 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

"... en blijf daar tot ik je roep."

Right?
;-)
Arie
396.10352c-c-c-c-c-c-colddddd --> K-K-K-KatieSHARE::SATOWThu Nov 30 1989 18:5910
From the old song:

	K-K-K-Katie,
	Beautiful Katie,
	You're the one and only girl that I adore.
	When the m-m-m-moon shines
	Over the cowshed,
	I'll be waiting at the k-k-k-kitchen door.

C-C-C-Clay
396.10353K-K-K-Katie ==> Stuck on a KPOBOX::VANTILBURGGreetings from ChicagoThu Nov 30 1989 19:221
    
396.10354Stuck on a K -> Give me an A!GRNDAD::STONESPECIAL WHEN LITThu Nov 30 1989 19:252
    
    
396.10355Give me an A! --> I deserve itLESCOM::KALLISEfts have feelings, too.Thu Nov 30 1989 20:082
    
    ... I essay...
396.10356I deserve it --> clear the tablePOOL::TRUMPLERThiotimoline sold hereThu Nov 30 1989 21:092
    
    If you can serve dinner, surely you can de-serve it...
396.10357Clear the table ==> Swab the deck!POBOX::VANTILBURGGreetings from ChicagoThu Nov 30 1989 21:271
    
396.10358Swab the deck! --> The deck! Not the duck!AITG::DERAMOga naar je kamerThu Nov 30 1989 22:470
396.10359... duck -> I dunno, vy a duck?GLIVET::RECKARDJon Reckard, 381-0878, ZKO3-2/T63Fri Dec 01 1989 15:541
(Chico, to Groucho)
396.10360vy a duck -> aquaductGRNDAD::STONESPECIAL WHEN LITFri Dec 01 1989 18:013
    
    
    vy a duck = viaduct
396.10361aquaduct --> Corazon dodgedLESCOM::KALLISEfts have feelings, too.Fri Dec 01 1989 18:453
    
    current event
    
396.10362Corazon Dodged -> HeartlessBRADAN::DKEATINGIf a 6 were a 9Fri Dec 01 1989 20:551
    
396.10363Heartless ==> PennilessPOBOX::VANTILBURGGreetings from ChicagoFri Dec 01 1989 21:071
    
396.10364Penniless --> small discountPROXY::CANTORGo ahead; quote my say.Sat Dec 02 1989 06:070
396.10365small discount -->Prince HarryLAMHRA::WHORLOWAre you proud of Digital's computers?Mon Dec 04 1989 01:551
    
396.10366Prince Harry --> Dr. HarryAITG::DERAMOga naar je kamerMon Dec 04 1989 05:120
396.10367Dr. Harry -> Dr. Who?GLIVET::RECKARDJon Reckard, 381-0878, ZKO3-2/T63Mon Dec 04 1989 15:080
396.10368Dr. Who? ==> James Bond 007POBOX::VANTILBURGGreetings from ChicagoMon Dec 04 1989 19:131
    
396.10369stampLAMHRA::WHORLOWAre you proud of Digital's computers?Tue Dec 05 1989 01:232
    
    -<James Bond 007 --> Premium Bond 312743EG9 --> Ernie --> Frank-->stamp>-
396.10370Stamp --> ActLESCOM::KALLISEfts have feelings, too.Tue Dec 05 1989 01:312
    
    For students of Anglo-American history.
396.10371MACNAS::DKEATINGIf a 6 were a 9Tue Dec 05 1989 13:051
    		Act -> Cat (anag.)
396.10372Cat -> catenateCOPCLU::STSIgnorance is the mother of adventureTue Dec 05 1989 15:471
    
396.10373LESCOM::KALLISEfts have feelings, too.Tue Dec 05 1989 17:152
     -<Cat --> catenate --> kitten ate --> sleepy kitten --> cat nap>-
       
396.10374Cat nap --> CatatonicNHASAD::KRINERtanstaaflTue Dec 05 1989 17:582
        
        
396.10375Catatonic --> Gin and tonicSHARE::SATOWTue Dec 05 1989 18:040
396.10376Gin and tonic --> Rum(my) and waterPOOL::TRUMPLERThiotimoline sold hereTue Dec 05 1989 20:460
396.10377Rum and water --> Jamaican beachTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerTue Dec 05 1989 22:480
396.10378Jamaican beach -> sun 'n sandGRNDAD::STONESPECIAL WHEN LITWed Dec 06 1989 01:082
    
    
396.10379sun 'n sand ---> surf 'n turfLAMHRA::WHORLOWAre you proud of Digital's computers?Wed Dec 06 1989 01:471
    
396.10380surf 'n turf --> blood and sandLESCOM::KALLISEfts have feelings, too.Wed Dec 06 1989 18:491
    
396.10381blood and sand -> Lawrence of ArabiaMELEE::BIELSKIStan B.Wed Dec 06 1989 21:151
    
396.10382Lawrence of Arabia -> Larry on cannabiaGLIVET::RECKARDJon Reckard, 381-0878, ZKO3-2/T63Wed Dec 06 1989 21:581
Is that how you spell it?
396.10383Larry on cannabis --> Bird flying highSHARE::SATOWWed Dec 06 1989 22:011
                  
396.10384Bird flying high --> Johnathan Livingston SeagullLESCOM::KALLISEfts have feelings, too.Thu Dec 07 1989 00:502
    
    Couldn't resist...
396.10385Johnathan Livingston Seagull -> Bernie SegalGRNDAD::STONESPECIAL WHEN LITThu Dec 07 1989 01:563
    
    ...isn't he a writer or something?
    
396.10386Bernie Segal ---> Bobbie's GirlLAMHRA::WHORLOWAre you proud of Digital's computers?Thu Dec 07 1989 02:061
    
396.10387Bobbie's girl -> Fifi Trixibel...MACNAS::DKEATINGIf a 6 were a 9Thu Dec 07 1989 14:055
    
    
    
    Bobbie =Bob Geldof
    
396.10388Fifi Trixibel --> How's Trix?PROXY::CANTORGo ahead; quote my say.Thu Dec 07 1989 14:120
396.10389How's Trix? --> cold and soggyLESCOM::KALLISEfts have feelings, too.Thu Dec 07 1989 17:191
     Trix is a breakfast cereal
396.10390cold and soggy -> April In ParisWELMT2::HILLTechnology is my Vorpal swordThu Dec 07 1989 18:251
    April to get the line to scan, May for the spring weather.
396.10391April in Paris -> Tuesday in BelgiumGLIVET::RECKARDJon Reckard, 381-0878, ZKO3-2/T63Thu Dec 07 1989 20:390
396.10392Tuesday in Belgium -> weld in argonWELMT2::HILLTechnology is my Vorpal swordThu Dec 07 1989 20:581
    Anybody remember Tuesday Weld?
396.10393weld in argon -> Heavy MetalCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Dec 07 1989 21:001
    
396.10394Heavy Metal --> Mr. T's jeweleryNHASAD::KRINERtanstaaflThu Dec 07 1989 21:291
    
396.10395Mr T's jewelery --> Bull's Rings --> cowbellsLAMHRA::WHORLOWAre you proud of Digital's computers?Fri Dec 08 1989 01:124
    Tuesday Weld 
    
    Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
    yes I remember her...
396.10396cowbells -> Contrary MaryGLIVET::RECKARDJon Reckard, 381-0878, ZKO3-2/T63Fri Dec 08 1989 15:541
Weren't those the things in her garden?
396.10397Contrary Mary => pretty maidsMARVIN::KNOWLESRunning old protocolFri Dec 08 1989 16:552
    I'm not sure what became of them when they crossed the Atlantic,
    but in versions I've heard/read it's been `silver bells'.
396.10398pretty maids --> Petty GirlsLESCOM::KALLISEfts have feelings, too.Fri Dec 08 1989 16:592
    
    George Petty was a Vargaslike pinup artist.  Stirs fond memories....
396.10399Petty Girls --> petty officers LAMHRA::WHORLOWAre you proud of Digital's computers?Mon Dec 11 1989 01:291
    
396.10400petty officers --> jerks in uniformAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoMon Dec 11 1989 06:210
396.10401Boston Tea PartySHARE::SATOWMon Dec 11 1989 19:0323
uniform jerk --> non-uniform jerk --> d4a/dt4=x (where x<>0) ---+
								|
								|
+------	the 4 a over the t 4 is x, which is not zero <----------+
|
|
+--> the foray over the tax for tea, which is not zero --> Boston Tea Party


for the uninitiated,

	if a = distance
	   the first derivative of `a' with respect to time (da/dt) is velocity;
	   the second derivative of `a' with respect to time (d2a/dt2) is
		acceleration;
	   the third derivative of `a' with respect to time (d3a/dt3) is the 
		jerk;
	   the fourth derivative of `a' with respect to time (d4a/dt4) is the
		rate of change of the jerk.  If d4a/dt4 is not zero, the
		jerk is not uniform.
	   (sorry, but I don't do superscripts)

Clay 
396.10402Boston Tea Party -> history in the brewingMELEE::BIELSKIStan B.Mon Dec 11 1989 21:451
    
396.10403history in the brewing --> began in EgyptLESCOM::KALLISEfts have feelings, too.Mon Dec 11 1989 22:432
    
    Historical note: the ancient (Pharaonic) Egyptians invented beer.
396.10404began in Egypt -> Begin in EgyptGNUVAX::BOBBITTthe warmer side of cool...Mon Dec 11 1989 23:551
    
396.10405Begin in Egypt --> simmer in greaseLAMHRA::WHORLOWAre you proud of Digital's computers?Tue Dec 12 1989 00:381
    
396.10406simmer in grease --> Sumer in GreecePOOL::TRUMPLERThiotimoline sold hereTue Dec 12 1989 01:024
    Sumer is not icumen in up here. (In fact, Winter is icumen in...)
    
    [Excuse the spelling, I haven't been in the time/space continuum of
    Chaucer for some time.]
396.10407Sumer in Greece -->adder in the valleyLAMHRA::WHORLOWAre you proud of Digital's computers?Wed Dec 13 1989 00:481
    
396.10408adder in the valley --> computer on the desktopLESCOM::KALLISEfts have feelings, too.Wed Dec 13 1989 00:542
    
    That's why they threw the adder into the valley.   
396.10409LAMHRA::WHORLOWAre you proud of Digital's computers?Wed Dec 13 1989 10:541
    
396.10410Counter --> Next number please!POBOX::VANTILBURGGreetings from ChicagoWed Dec 13 1989 19:541
    
396.10411Next number please --> four, it all resolves to four LAMHRA::WHORLOWAre you proud of Digital's computers?Thu Dec 14 1989 01:151
    
396.10412four --> malityPOOL::TRUMPLERThiotimoline sold hereThu Dec 14 1989 02:143
    I occasionally play whist with some friends.  The bidding tends to
    go "one", "two", "four", at which point the dealer says "mality",
    and takes the kitty.
396.10413mality -> common coldGLIVET::RECKARDJon Reckard, 381-0878, ZKO3-2/T63Thu Dec 14 1989 15:470
396.10414common cold -> New England weatherLYRIC::BOBBITTnature abhors a vacuum...&amp; so do IThu Dec 14 1989 17:481
    
396.10415New England Weather --> Cold day in HullSHARE::SATOWThu Dec 14 1989 20:043
The corny weather pun from this morning's Boston Globe.

Hull is a town in Massachusetts.
396.10416Cold day in Hull --> Freezing imprisoned sailorLESNET::KALLISEfts have feelings, too.Thu Dec 14 1989 20:183
    
    
    "Clap them in irons, Mr. Fletcher."
396.10417Freezing imprisoned sailor -> many are celled but few ar efrozenCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Dec 14 1989 21:171
    
396.10418many are celled but few ar efrozen -->honeycombLAMHRA::WHORLOWAre you proud of Digital's computers?Fri Dec 15 1989 00:431
    
396.10419honeycomb -> hideoutGNUVAX::BOBBITTnature abhors a vacuum...&amp; so do IFri Dec 15 1989 17:072
    I know, a child of the video age, right?
    
396.10420hideout -> hide and seekMELEE::BIELSKIStan B.Fri Dec 15 1989 19:401
    
396.10421Hindus and SikhsSHARE::SATOWFri Dec 15 1989 20:378
	  +---------------------------------------------+
	  |					        |
	  |						v
hide and seek 				   Hindus and Sikhs
  |					     ^
  |					     |
  +--> leather --> cow --> sacred --> Hindu--+
  
396.10422Hindus and Sikhs --> AnasaziPOOL::TRUMPLERThiotimoline sold hereFri Dec 15 1989 22:071
    A somewhat different variety of Indian...
396.10423Anasazi --> AnnapurnaAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoSat Dec 16 1989 21:100
396.10424Annapurna -> (koy)aanisqaatsiLEZAH::BOBBITTLEZAH lives!Mon Dec 18 1989 20:021
    
396.10425koyaanisqaatsi --> chaosTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerTue Dec 19 1989 01:100
396.10426Chaso --> Mass confusionPOBOX::VANTILBURGGreetings from ChicagoTue Dec 19 1989 01:441
    
396.10427Mass confusion --> fighting choir boysPOOL::TRUMPLERThiotimoline sold hereTue Dec 19 1989 02:071
    You weren't referring to the Massachusetts fiscal condition, were you?
396.10428fighting choir boys -> tempestuous tenorsGLIVET::RECKARDJon Reckard, 381-0878, ZKO3-2/T63Tue Dec 19 1989 16:040
396.10429tempestuous tenors --> boisterous bassosLESCOM::KALLISEfts have feelings, too.Tue Dec 19 1989 17:531
    
396.10430boisterous bassos -> contra altosMELEE::BIELSKIStan B.Tue Dec 19 1989 21:032
    
    from Central America?
396.10431contra altos -> macho sopranosOSLACT::HENRIKWTue Dec 19 1989 23:170
396.10432Macho Sopranos --> A Manly NotePOBOX::VANTILBURGHappy Holidays to AllTue Dec 19 1989 23:492
    Re: 10427  No reference to Massachusetts.
    
396.10433A Manly Note --> A Message to GarciaLESCOM::KALLISEfts have feelings, too.Tue Dec 19 1989 23:571
    
396.10434 A Message to Garcia --> A note of disdainLAMHRA::WHORLOWAre you proud of Digital's computers?Wed Dec 20 1989 01:321
    
396.10435A note of disdain -> B flatLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoWed Dec 20 1989 18:111
    
396.10436B flat --> A minusPOBOX::VANTILBURGHappy Holidays to AllWed Dec 20 1989 19:501
    
396.10437A minus -> O positiveGLIVET::RECKARDJon Reckard, 381-0878, ZKO3-2/T63Wed Dec 20 1989 21:300
396.10438WELMTS::HILLTechnology is my Vorpal swordWed Dec 20 1989 21:365
    O positive >- Rhesus >- "They're monkeys, aren't they?" >---
                                                               |
    -----------------------------------------------------------
    |
    -- "Nobody in here, just us chickens!"
396.10439higher perchesLAMHRA::WHORLOWAre you proud of Digital's computers?Thu Dec 21 1989 01:0513
    "Nobody in here, just us chickens!"  --->
    
     "be kind to your webbed-footed friends"
    for a duck may be sombody's mother
    they live in the forests and swamps
    where the waether is damp.
    You may think this is the end.
    It is.
    
    but to prove that I am a liar,
    
    ---> I'll sing it again, this time, a little bit higher...----> Higher
    perches
396.10440higher perches --> smokin' fishesDELREY::DAVIS_SAillegitimi non carborundumThu Dec 21 1989 02:281
    
396.10441smokin' fishes --> lutefiskPOOL::TRUMPLERThiotimoline sold hereThu Dec 21 1989 22:240
396.10442lutefisk --> ski fluteAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoMon Dec 25 1989 03:150
396.10443ski flute --> skin flintPROXY::CANTORGo ahead; quote my say.Mon Dec 25 1989 10:210
396.10444skin flint -> tight wadLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoTue Dec 26 1989 19:085
    For a moment, Dave, I *totally* misread that.  Of course, I won't say
    how ;)....
    
    -Jody
    
396.10445tight wad --> Right, Ward.PROXY::CANTORGo ahead; quote my say.Wed Dec 27 1989 07:403
As in, "Right, Ward, *you* tell the Beaver."

Dave C.
396.10446Right, Ward --> bear leftPOOL::TRUMPLERThiotimoline sold hereWed Dec 27 1989 19:024
    As in:
    
    Kermit: Bear left.
    Fozzie: Right, frog.
396.10447bear left -> come to the FORK IN THE ROADLEZAH::BOBBITTa life doused in question marksWed Dec 27 1989 19:093
    As in the old Johnny Carson shows where he was announcing the teatime
    movie.....
    
396.10448come to the FORK IN THE ROAD -> spoonerismCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Dec 27 1989 19:471
    
396.10449spoonerism -> cleft palateMELEE::BIELSKIStan B.Wed Dec 27 1989 21:361
    
396.10450cleft palate --> unhappy artistLESCOM::KALLISEfts have feelings, too.Wed Dec 27 1989 22:413
    
    
    Could've been something musical, but ...
396.10451Unhappy Artist --> Sloppy PainterPOBOX::VANTILBURGHappy Holidays to AllThu Dec 28 1989 00:121
    
396.10452Sloppy Painter --> Sloppy JoePROXY::CANTORGo ahead; quote my say.Thu Dec 28 1989 06:270
396.10453Sloppy Joe --> Yum Yum :-) !!POBOX::VANTILBURGHappy Holidays to AllFri Dec 29 1989 20:471
    
396.10454Yum Yum!! -> PledgeCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Dec 29 1989 21:278
    Yum Yum!! -> Jack Lemmon -> Lemmon Pledge -> Pledge
    
    Sloppy Joe ( when trying out for a frat ) -> Pledge
            |
            v
      G.I. Joe ( mother, pie, country)-> flag -> Pledge
       
      P_Vaxen are installed on a --------------> P Ledge
396.10455pledge --> allegiancePROXY::CANTORGo ahead; quote my say.Sat Dec 30 1989 06:410
396.10456allegiance --> flagAITG::DERAMODaniel V. {AITG,ZFC}:: D'EramoSat Dec 30 1989 06:430
396.10457flag --> victory lapTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerSun Dec 31 1989 21:200
396.10458victory lap --> cat that got the creamLAMHRA::WHORLOWAre you proud of Digital's computers?Tue Jan 02 1990 01:511
    
396.10459cat that got the cream --> cat that got the canaryLESCOM::KALLISEfts have feelings, too.Tue Jan 02 1990 20:562
    
    ahh ... cats!
396.10460cat that got the canary --> goldenrodPOOL::TRUMPLERThiotimoline sold hereWed Jan 03 1990 18:411
    You know, colors from multi-copy forms.
396.10461goldenrod -> King Midas' sceptreLYRIC::BOBBITTchanges fill my time...Wed Jan 03 1990 19:241
    
396.10462goldenrod --> Golden RuleSHARE::SATOWWed Jan 03 1990 19:240
396.10463LESCOM::KALLISEfts have feelings, too.Wed Jan 03 1990 20:085
    King Midas' Scepter ---+
                           |
                           |
                           |
    Golden Rule -----------+---> look, but don't touch
396.10464look, but don't touch --> eyeballTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetThu Jan 04 1990 00:171
    
396.10465eyeball -> you ball -> wee-bolRCOSGG::GEMMELand now here's Mac and Tosh...Thu Jan 04 1990 00:542
wee-bol were little rolly-polly type toys from Fischer-Price
	"wee-bols wobble but they won't fall down"
396.10466LESCOM::KALLISEfts have feelings, too.Thu Jan 04 1990 01:042
    wee-bol --> large ball --> gala --> festive --> restive --> siesta
    
396.10467siesta --> See Esther run. See Esther play.PROXY::CANTORGo ahead; quote my say.Thu Jan 04 1990 03:410
396.10468See Esther play --> with her pet bird --> PolyesterLAMHRA::WHORLOWAre you proud of Digital's computers?Thu Jan 04 1990 11:141
    
396.10469Polyester -> EsterhazyGLIVET::RECKARDJon Reckard, 381-0878, ZKO3-2/T63Thu Jan 04 1990 16:170
396.10470Esterhazy --> Hydrochloric acid clearTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetThu Jan 04 1990 17:331
    
396.10471Hydrochloric acid clear(s) --> the drainpipeSHARE::SATOWThu Jan 04 1990 20:551
396.10472Hydrochloric acid clear -> ChanticleerCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Jan 04 1990 20:591
    
396.10473Chanticleer -> Cock-a-doodle-dooWLDWST::DERICKSONFri Jan 05 1990 07:002
    
    
396.10474Polly-wolly-doodle-all-the-dayPROXY::CANTORGo ahead; quote my say.Fri Jan 05 1990 09:0410
Cock-a-doodle-doo     -------
                             \
                              \
                               \______  Polly-wolly-doodle-all-the-day
                               /
                              /
Polyester --> Polly  ________/


Dave C.
396.10475diarrheaTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetFri Jan 05 1990 20:265
    the drainpipe -------------------+
                                      \
                                       +---- diarrhea
                                      /
    polly-wolly-doodle-all-the-day --+
396.10476diarrhea --> dreadful Mrs. DCHALK::TRUMPLERThiotimoline sold hereFri Jan 05 1990 20:514
    diarrhea +----> Rhea [Perlman] -------+
    	     |				  |
    	     |                            v
    	     -----> dire ----> dreadful Mrs. D[evito]
396.10477dreadful Mrs. D --> divine Miss MTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetFri Jan 05 1990 21:221
    So it's obvious.  So what.
396.10478divine Miss M --> Divine, Miss 'em?CTOAVX::OAKESIts Deja Vu all over again...Sat Jan 06 1990 00:171
    
396.10479Divine, Miss 'em? -> UrsulaLEZAH::BOBBITTchanges fill my time...Sat Jan 06 1990 21:265
    Not with movies around like "The Little Mermaid", where the villainess
    looks *so* much like him....
    
    Divine, I mean
    
396.10480Ursula --> undressPROXY::CANTORGo ahead; quote my say.Sun Jan 07 1990 05:430
396.10481undress -> underIJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeSun Jan 07 1990 19:1510

waitress -> waiter

so:

undress -> under

:-)

Arie
396.10482under --> wherePROXY::CANTORGo ahead; quote my say.Sun Jan 07 1990 21:5112

underwear    the clothing you wear under your outer clothing
underwhere ? the question asking for clarification when you tell someone
             that the thing they're looking for is "under there"
underware    the stuff a merchant keeps in those storage areas under
             the display counter and you have to ask for them
             "I'll take this 'History of English Etymology of Rude
             Words' and this 'Pictorial Guide to the Repair of
             Home Appliances' and, oh yeah, this month's Playboy."

Dave C.
396.10483where -> wherenceIJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeMon Jan 08 1990 01:5111

"revere" leads to "reverence".
So "where" leads to "wherence".

Since "reverence" is the noun for the act of revering, wouldn't "wherence" mean:
the uncertainty of the location of an object?
Such as: I have the wherence of the Playboy. Meaning: I do not know where the
Playboy is?

Arie
396.10484wherence --> where elsePROXY::CANTORGo ahead; quote my say.Mon Jan 08 1990 04:401
Where else would you find such a silly discussion?
396.10485wherence --> abhorrenceLAMHRA::WHORLOWAre you proud of Digital's computers?Mon Jan 08 1990 04:401
    
396.10486abhorrence -> abreactionLEZAH::BOBBITTchanges fill my time...Mon Jan 08 1990 19:591
    
396.10487abreaction --> aberrationLESCOM::KALLISEfts have feelings, too.Mon Jan 08 1990 20:316
    
    Re "Wherence", "abhorrence":
    
    Wherence-------+
                   |
    abhorrence ----+----> SOAPBOX [;-)]
396.10488aberration --> Lincoln's dinnerPOOL::TRUMPLERThiotimoline sold hereMon Jan 08 1990 21:390
396.10489Lincoln's dinner -> soul foodMELEE::BIELSKIStan B.Mon Jan 08 1990 21:483
    
	
    ...but it wasn't in the (s)crypt(ure).
396.10490soul food --> sole food --> fish dinnerSHARE::SATOWMon Jan 08 1990 22:190
396.10491fish dinner -> microfish(e)LEZAH::BOBBITTchanges fill my time...Mon Jan 08 1990 23:542
    like those little fish sticks, right?
    
396.10492microfish --> minnowsLAMHRA::WHORLOWAre you proud of Digital's computers?Tue Jan 09 1990 00:481
    
396.10493LESCOM::KALLISEfts have feelings, too.Tue Jan 09 1990 18:1514
    Minnows --> Wasteland --> Eliot --> Dragon --> Carmen --> Bizet --> body
    
    Newton Minnow called Television "the Vast Wasteland" when he was
    chairman of the F.C.C.
    
    T. S. Eliot wrote "Wasteland."
    
    The name of the dragon in _Pete's Dragon_ was Elliot.
    
    Carmen Dragon was an orchestra leader.  Made an appearance in the film
    _The In-Laws_
    
    The rest is left as an exercise for the student.
                             
396.10494body -> heavenlyLEZAH::BOBBITTchanges fill my time...Tue Jan 09 1990 18:391
    
396.10495heavenly -> Ben & Jerry'sWAGON::SWINIARSKINANcy--*NANSKI*--SwiniarSKITue Jan 09 1990 19:071
    
396.10496Ben & Jerry's [ice cream] -> calories and cholesterolGRNDAD::STONESPECIAL WHEN LITTue Jan 09 1990 19:582
    
    
396.10497the three c'sTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetTue Jan 09 1990 21:531
    calories and cholesterol --> caffeine --> the three c's
396.10498The 3 c's --> 3CPOSHARE::SATOWTue Jan 09 1990 22:041
The "Star Wars Droid"
396.104993CPO --> 4 MPsTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetWed Jan 10 1990 00:521
    
396.105004 MPs --> a dozen VPsTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerWed Jan 10 1990 04:040
396.105013;4;a dozen VPs --> 7000 Macedonians in full battle arrayPROXY::CANTORGo ahead; quote my say.Wed Jan 10 1990 09:000
396.105027000 M in FBA -> never start a land war in AsiaLYRIC::BOBBITTchanges fill my time...Wed Jan 10 1990 19:052
    Wasn't that the rule the Sicilian used in The Princess Bride
    
396.10503never start a land war in Asia -> West? More Land!CSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Jan 10 1990 21:071
    
396.10504West? More Land! --> Hager the HorribleRCOSGG::GEMMELand now here's Mac and Tosh...Wed Jan 10 1990 21:480
396.10505rugbyLAMHRA::WHORLOWAre you proud of Digital's computers?Thu Jan 11 1990 01:157
    West? More Land! -->Westmorland --> Tha Lake District --> The Peak
    District ---> the peek district -->soho ---> hunters cry ---> baying
    hounds --> rattling rigging ---> shrouds ---> veils ---> vales --->
    valleys ---> fjords ----> viking warriors  ---> Zulu warriors -->rugby
                             |
                            |
    Hagar the Horrible ----|
396.10506rugby --> rug bee --> carpet antPROXY::CANTORGo ahead; quote my say.Thu Jan 11 1990 02:390
396.10507carpet ant --> fiber opticsTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerThu Jan 11 1990 02:420
396.10508fiber optics => heliographyMARVIN::KNOWLESRunning old protocolThu Jan 11 1990 17:331
    
396.10509heliography --> forest firesTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetThu Jan 11 1990 18:041
    
396.10510forest fires -> DEC employsCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Jan 11 1990 18:301
    
396.10511DEC employs -> net working peopleMELEE::BIELSKIStan B.Thu Jan 11 1990 21:238
    
	
    Reminds me of something I read recently, a native describing how the
    Soviet Union works..."the government pretends to govern, and the
    workers pretend to work".  
    
    Guess there was a subliminal association because both are undergoing
    interesting re-orgs.
396.10512net working people --> gross lazy peopleSHARE::SATOWThu Jan 11 1990 22:230
396.10513gross lazy people --> fat slobsLESCOM::KALLISEfts have feelings, too.Fri Jan 12 1990 17:161
    
396.10514fat slobs -> couch potatoesLEZAH::BOBBITTchanges fill my time...Fri Jan 12 1990 18:581
    
396.10515couch potatoes -> remote controlVISA::BIJAOUIBanal comme un clown tristeFri Jan 12 1990 19:291
    
396.10516Remote Control --> Battery OperatedPOBOX::VANTILBURGHappy Holidays to AllFri Jan 12 1990 20:211
    
396.10517Battery operated --> Not IncludedSHARE::SATOWFri Jan 12 1990 20:371
396.10518Not Included --> User's GuideTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerFri Jan 12 1990 20:420
396.10519User's Guide -=> DONT PANIC (Big friendly letters)IOSG::ROBERTSEqually different, beautifully plainFri Jan 12 1990 20:571
    ... as in a certain book by D. Adams
396.10520DON'T PANIC --> yetPOOL::TRUMPLERThiotimoline sold hereFri Jan 12 1990 21:011
    ... as in a recently seen personal name
396.10521yet --> YetiLESCOM::KALLISEfts have feelings, too.Sat Jan 13 1990 00:0413
    
    Re "yet":
    
    Old story...
    
    A man wrote to a newspaper, saying that he wondered what part of
    a woman's anatomy was a "now."  This was because of the song title,
    _I Wonder Who's Kissing Her Now_.
    
    The editor wrote back, saying that "now" was synonymous with "yet."
    He enclosed a clipping of a story saying that in a gunfight, "...
    a bullet hit a lasdy bystander, and it's in her yet."
      
396.10522Yeti --> schmetiLEZAH::QUIRIYChristineSat Jan 13 1990 06:181
    
396.10523Yeti, schmeti --> Tau Ceti --> ConfettiPROXY::CANTORGo ahead; quote my say.Sat Jan 13 1990 07:350
396.10524confetti -> spaghettiLEZAH::BOBBITTchanges fill my time...Mon Jan 15 1990 19:011
    
396.10525spaghetti --> shoppingPOOL::TRUMPLERThiotimoline sold hereMon Jan 15 1990 20:241
    spaghetti --> Spag's -->
396.10526shopping --> storingTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerMon Jan 15 1990 21:320
396.10527storing -> storying -> oral traditionCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Mon Jan 15 1990 21:481
    
396.10528Oral Tradition --> Oral RobertsSHARE::SATOWMon Jan 15 1990 21:541
the original televangelist
396.10529LESCOM::KALLISEfts have feelings, too.Mon Jan 15 1990 23:2810
    -<Oral Roberts --> Heal! --> Heel! --> follow aside --> stage aside>-
                                                                         
    
    Re "Spaghetti":
    
                         -<spaghetti --> Western>-
    
    Re "Oral Tradition":
    
                      -<Oral Tradition --> "Say ahhh...">-
396.10530stage aside --> stage leftTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetTue Jan 16 1990 17:431
    
396.10531stage left -> try the Pony ExpressMELEE::BIELSKIStan B.Tue Jan 16 1990 20:311
    
396.10532Pony Express --> HortensePOOL::TRUMPLERThiotimoline sold hereTue Jan 16 1990 20:575
    Pony Express --> horse sends --> horse sense --> Hortense
    
    Re "oral tradition" (for Tom Lehrer fans especially):
    
    oral tradition --> gargling
396.10533Hortence -> "Here comes vice"GLIVET::RECKARDJon Reckard, 381-0878, ZKO3-2/T63Wed Jan 17 1990 00:140
396.10534Here comes vice --> wine, women, and songTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerWed Jan 17 1990 00:300
396.10535wine, women and song->sex, drugs and rock and rollCTOAVX::OAKESIts Deja Vu all over again...Wed Jan 17 1990 01:531
    
396.10536SHARE::SATOWWed Jan 17 1990 01:593
sex, drugs, and rock and roll --> The Rose --> by any other name
    

396.10537by any other name --> alias ---> also known as --> akaBERAQ::WHORLOWVenturers do it in the bushWed Jan 17 1990 13:571
    
396.10538aka -> bilkIOSG::CARLINDick Carlin IOSGWed Jan 17 1990 15:332
    Remember him, Derek?
    
396.10539bilk --> Bill the CatTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetWed Jan 17 1990 17:211
    
396.10540Bill the Cat --> Pay the DogSHARE::SATOWWed Jan 17 1990 17:400
396.10541pay the dog --> every dog has his day --> Dog DaysLESCOM::KALLISEfts have feelings, too.Wed Jan 17 1990 17:526
    
    Re "aka":
    
                      -<aka --> Aku-Aku>-
    
    A book by Thor Heyerdahl.
396.10542Dog Days -> Salad DaysLYRIC::BOBBITTchanges fill my time...Wed Jan 17 1990 20:131
    
396.10543salad days --> dietTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetWed Jan 17 1990 21:381
    
396.10544diet -> when the cloth is the wrong colorCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Jan 17 1990 21:451
    
396.10545When the cloth is the wrong color --> Checker BoardPOBOX::VANTILBURGIs winter almost over?Wed Jan 17 1990 23:261
    
396.10546Checker Board --> Italian RestaurantTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerWed Jan 17 1990 23:560
396.10547Italian Restaurant --> Pizza --> Leaning TowerLESCOM::KALLISEfts have feelings, too.Thu Jan 18 1990 00:471
    
396.10548SHARE::SATOWThu Jan 18 1990 01:321
Leaning Tower --> Inebriated Defense Secretary Designate --> Tipsy John
396.10549Tipsy John -> un-royal flushMELEE::BIELSKIStan B.Thu Jan 18 1990 02:091
    
396.10550un-royal flush-->outhouseCTOAVX::OAKESIts Deja Vu all over again...Thu Jan 18 1990 03:291
    
396.10551outhouse--->dunnyBERAQ::WHORLOWVenturers do it in the bushThu Jan 18 1990 04:5112
    
    
    re 10538 
    aka | bilk by Dick Carlin...
    
    VERY good, I thought that might stump a few (aka) but I never thought
    of acker bilk..... good one.
    
    
    derek
    and he's no stranger on my shore...
    
396.10552dunny --> BradstreetPROXY::CANTORGo ahead; quote my say.Thu Jan 18 1990 07:290
396.10553Bradstreet --> Wall StreetTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetThu Jan 18 1990 17:551
    
396.10554Wall Street --> GekkoLESCOM::KALLISEfts have feelings, too.Thu Jan 18 1990 17:572
    
    The film.
396.10555Gekko --> ZeppoPOOL::TRUMPLERThiotimoline sold here (now 50% off!)Thu Jan 18 1990 21:067
    
    The Marx Brother.
    
    re "leaning tower" of "pizza":
    -< leaning tower --> closed >-
    I recently heard that the tower will be closed for a few years to
    (yet again) try to keep it from falling over.
396.10556Zeppo -> chic - oh!MELEE::BIELSKIStan B.Thu Jan 18 1990 21:114
    
	
    the Marx brothers are still "in" as far as I'm concerned.
    
396.10557Chic - oh! --> Chic bluejeansLESCOM::KALLISEfts have feelings, too.Thu Jan 18 1990 23:0012
    
    Re the Marx Brothers:
    
    Their stage names were
    
    Groucho
    Chico     [Pronounced "chick - oh" on the thought he was a ladykiller]
    Harpo
    Zeppo     [Effectively, the straight man]
    Gummo     [Not part of the act; he was an accountant or some-such:
              [as I understand it, the Marxes got their nicknames at
              [a card game where one of the players dubbed them.]
396.10558Chic blue jeans --> blue eyed genesSHARE::SATOWFri Jan 19 1990 17:554
. . . are recessive to brown eyed genes.  Probably the only thing I remember 
from high school biology.  We didn't get the good stuff, like sex education.

Clay
396.10559blue eyed genes -> suite: judy blue eyesLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoFri Jan 19 1990 19:032
    by CSN (or was it CSNY at that point?)
    
396.10560suite: judy blue eyes -> Thursdays and Saturdays CSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Jan 19 1990 19:461
    It was CSNY. SJBE has to be my all time fave!
396.10561Thursdays and Saturdays -> thirsty and satedMELEE::BIELSKIStan B.Fri Jan 19 1990 20:313
	
    
    totally consistent, I'm a Gemini.
396.10562thirsty and sated --> thirty and hate itPOOL::TRUMPLERThiotimoline sold here (now 50% off!)Fri Jan 19 1990 21:072
    
    My keyboard will not allow me to type the 19th letter of the alphabet :-).
396.10563Thirty and hate it ---> middle-agedMILKWY::SLABOUNTYDon't drink the (toilet) water.Fri Jan 19 1990 21:181
    
396.10564middle-aged --> renaissancedTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerSun Jan 21 1990 09:260
396.10565renaissanced -> rebornIJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeSun Jan 21 1990 15:300
396.10566reborn --> reinitializedPROXY::CANTORGo ahead; quote my say.Mon Jan 22 1990 08:060
396.10567reinitialized --> rebootedTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerMon Jan 22 1990 17:030
396.10568rebooted --> new shoesTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetMon Jan 22 1990 18:461
    
396.10569new shoes -> my shoes are... on top of the worldLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoMon Jan 22 1990 19:174
    a cool song by an obscure vocal group called "The Bobs".  The most
    accurate description of them I've seen is "They Sing like Gary Larson
    (of "Far Side" fame) Draws"...
    
396.10570new shoes --> GesundheitSHARE::SATOWMon Jan 22 1990 19:180
396.10571TLE::RANDALLliving on another planetMon Jan 22 1990 19:585
    Geshundheit  --------------+
                                \
                                 +--> Arctic explorer with a cold
                                /
    shoes on top of the world -+
396.10572Arctic explorer with a cold --> Great Scott!LESCOM::KALLISEfts have feelings, too.Mon Jan 22 1990 20:049
    
    Re "Thursday and Saturday":
    
    
                 -<Thursday and Saturday -> two-bath week>-
    
    FWIW: In olden days in the U.S., people were reputed to bathe once
          weekly -- on Saturday night.  Whether this was to impress
          a date or for Sunday churchgoing wasn't made clear.
396.10573Great Scott! -> kilted philanthropistMELEE::BIELSKIStan B.Mon Jan 22 1990 21:031
    
396.10574kilted philanthropist -> canceled stamp-collectorLYRIC::BOBBITTinvictus maneoTue Jan 23 1990 20:312
    kilted philanthropist -> jilted philatelist -> canceled stamp-collector
    
396.10575canceled stamp-collector -> mared mailer mavenCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Jan 23 1990 21:011
    
396.10576mared mailer maven --> Minnesota Mining & ManufacturingPOOL::TRUMPLERThiotimoline sold here (now 50% off!)Tue Jan 23 1990 21:221
    Or is it Minnesota Manufacturing & Mining?
396.10577Minnesota Mining & Manufacturing --> plaidTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetTue Jan 23 1990 21:271
    
396.10578plaid ---> flannel shirtMILKWY::SLABOUNTYMinor code 16: car vs guardrailTue Jan 23 1990 23:141
    
396.10579flannel shirt --> gray flannel suitSHARE::SATOWTue Jan 23 1990 23:471
396.10580gray flannel suit -> blue suede shoesGRNDAD::STONESPECIAL WHEN LITTue Jan 23 1990 23:502
    
    Anything goes these days! Right?
396.10581blue suede shoes -> an old fruit jarCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Jan 24 1990 00:171
    
396.10582an old fruit jar -> lickety antiquityMELEE::BIELSKIhuh? a new DECade???Wed Jan 24 1990 02:181
    
396.10583lickety antiquity --> popsicle stickTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerWed Jan 24 1990 09:310
396.10584popsicle stick --> momsicle slipLESCOM::KALLISEfts have feelings, too.Wed Jan 24 1990 17:262
    
    How does one go from "Blue Suede Shoes" to "Old Fruit Jar"?
396.10585momsicle slip -> kiddie carsMELEE::BIELSKIhuh? a new DECade???Wed Jan 24 1990 17:334
    
	
    	re: from "Blue Suede Shoes" to "Old Fruit Jar" - weren't they
    called "fruit boots" back then...?
396.10586kiddie cars --> CadillacTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetWed Jan 24 1990 17:481
    kiddie cars --> I wanna be a Cadillac when I grow up
396.10587CowlessSHARE::SATOWWed Jan 24 1990 17:501
Cadillac -->  Lack of Cattle -->  Cowless
396.10588Cadillac -> Cowless -> CutlassLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoWed Jan 24 1990 18:521
    
396.10589cutlass --> cuirassTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerWed Jan 24 1990 20:270
396.10590cuirass --> penicillinPROXY::CANTORGo ahead; quote my say.Thu Jan 25 1990 08:220
396.10591penicillin -> home-grown cureMELEE::BIELSKIhuh? a new DECade???Thu Jan 25 1990 17:174
    
	
    	I'm sure there's some growing somewhere...I'm a lousy housekeeper.
    
396.10592home-grown Cure --> Band on the runTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetThu Jan 25 1990 17:432
    
    The Cure is a very good contemporary rock band. . .
396.10593Band on the run ---> The BeatlesMILKWY::SLABOUNTYI get weird ...Thu Jan 25 1990 17:465
    
    	Ya know, in "A Hard Day's Night"?
    
    							Shawn L.
    
396.10594The Beatles -> The beetlesVISA::BIJAOUIBanal comme un clown tristeThu Jan 25 1990 18:504

    I would have preferred something like:
    
    	Band on the run ---> Wings
396.10595the beetles -> Bumble the BeadleLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoThu Jan 25 1990 19:452
    from "oliver"
    
396.10596Bumble the Beadle -> Rarely used football playCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Jan 25 1990 20:517
    
    Steve: Regarding Blue Suede Shoes      -> an old fruit jar.
    Same 'path' as  Suite Judy Blue Eyes   -> Thursdays and Saturdays....
    
    jc
    
       
396.10597rarely used football play --> onside kickPOOL::TRUMPLERThiotimoline sold here (now 50% off!)Thu Jan 25 1990 20:581
    
396.10598onside kick -> whoops! THUD! (slipsies...)MELEE::BIELSKIhuh? a new DECade???Thu Jan 25 1990 21:211
    
396.10599whoops! THUD! --> ThunderthudPROXY::CANTORGo ahead; quote my say.Fri Jan 26 1990 02:410
396.10600Thunderthud --> Thor --> no Thaddle, thillyBERAQ::WHORLOWVenturers do it in the bushFri Jan 26 1990 04:411
    
396.10601no Thaddle, thilly => I'll thkweam and thkweam till I'm thickMARVIN::KNOWLESintentionally left blankFri Jan 26 1990 18:131
    
396.10602I'll thkweam and thkweam....-> Thtop that wacket!LEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoFri Jan 26 1990 18:261
    
396.10603Thtop that wacket!-->I taut I taw a puddy tat!CTOAVX::OAKESIts Deja Vu all over again...Fri Jan 26 1990 19:281
    
396.10604GRNDAD::STONESPECIAL WHEN LITFri Jan 26 1990 19:383
    
          I taut I taw a puddy tat! -> I did! I did see a puddy tat!
    
396.10605I did see a puddy tat! --> that wascal wabbitTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetFri Jan 26 1990 20:131
    I watch Saturday cartoons, too!
396.10606that wascal wabbit --> Eh .. what's up, Doc?LESCOM::KALLISEfts have feelings, too.Sat Jan 27 1990 00:302
    
    That should be "wascally."
396.10607What's up, Doc? -> What's Opera, DocLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoSat Jan 27 1990 00:422
    one of my fave episodes...
    
396.10608win freeMELEE::BIELSKIhuh? a new DECade???Sat Jan 27 1990 02:177
    
	
    
    	                                   ^
    	                                   |
    	                                   |
    	What's Opera, Doc -> Opra Winfrey -
396.10609win free --> prime timeTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerSat Jan 27 1990 02:430
396.10610prime time --> second time --> aroundPROXY::CANTORGo ahead; quote my say.Sat Jan 27 1990 04:260
396.10611Around --> To itSHARE::SATOWSun Jan 28 1990 07:000
396.10612To it --> of the YearPOOL::TRUMPLERThis space for rent --&gt; &lt;--Sun Jan 28 1990 22:062
    
    Monty Python once broadcast the contest...
396.10613of the year - annualMILKWY::SLABOUNTYMontana's going to Disney again!!Mon Jan 29 1990 16:371
    
396.10614annual --> manualTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetMon Jan 29 1990 17:311
    
396.10615manual --> laborSHARE::SATOWMon Jan 29 1990 17:560
396.10616labor -> -saving devicesMELEE::BIELSKIhuh? a new DECade???Mon Jan 29 1990 18:092
	
    	...and its old news that Digital has it now.
396.10617-saving devices --> piggy banksSHARE::SATOWMon Jan 29 1990 18:291
396.10618piggy bank -> cash cacheLEZAH::BOBBITTinvictus maneoMon Jan 29 1990 18:451
    
396.10619cash cache ---> wall safeMILKWY::SLABOUNTYMontana's going to Disney again!!Mon Jan 29 1990 20:241
    
396.10620cash cache -> coin collectorCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Mon Jan 29 1990 20:251
    
396.10621coin collector --> I R STERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerMon Jan 29 1990 21:540
396.10622I R S -> Ire ( or, I & I for you Rastas... )CSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Mon Jan 29 1990 23:491
    
396.10623repressed angerTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetTue Jan 30 1990 00:245
    wall safe     --> hidden -->   +
                                    \
                                     +--> repressed anger
                                    /
    coin collector --> ... --> ire +
396.10624repressed anger -> pent-up demandMELEE::BIELSKIhuh? a new DECade???Tue Jan 30 1990 02:013
	
    	Does that make us market-driven?
    
396.10625pent-up demand -> Playboy release :-)CSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Feb 01 1990 19:061
    
396.10626Playboy release --> Monte CarloTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerThu Feb 01 1990 21:210
396.10627Monte Carlo --> Monte ChristoLESCOM::KALLISEfts have feelings, too.Thu Feb 01 1990 23:182
    
    This "Counts," doesn't it?
396.10628Monte Christo -> three card monteCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Feb 01 1990 23:221
    
396.10629three card monte --> Three Finger JakeLESCOM::KALLISEfts have feelings, too.Thu Feb 01 1990 23:273
    
    
    ... Obscure gasngster...
396.10630Three Finger Jake --> One-eyed JackSHARE::SATOWFri Feb 02 1990 06:470
396.10631One-Eyed Jack -> True Grit...MACNAS::DKEATINGGossip and Innuendo Columnist for News at SixFri Feb 02 1990 16:441
    
396.10632True Grit -> Rooster CogburnLYRIC::BOBBITTinvictus maneoFri Feb 02 1990 18:421
    
396.10633Rooster Cogburn --> Barbecued ChickenSHARE::SATOWFri Feb 02 1990 22:040
396.10634barbecued chicken --> tarred and featheredTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerFri Feb 02 1990 23:550
396.10635tarred and feathers --> goosedown comforterLESCOM::KALLISEfts have feelings, too.Sat Feb 03 1990 01:002
    
    Dialect, as in "Ah'm tarred," meaning that the speaker is weary.
396.10636goosedown comforter --> Southern ComfortPOOL::TRUMPLERSteers like a cowSat Feb 03 1990 01:494
    
    Providing a somewhat different kind of comfort...
    
    Hic!
396.10637Southern Comfort --> Southern BellePROXY::CANTORGo ahead; quote my say.Sat Feb 03 1990 09:550
396.10638Southern Belle --> Belle Dame Sans MerciLAMHRA::WHORLOWAre you proud of Digital's computers?Mon Feb 05 1990 00:291
    
396.10639Belle Dame Sans Merci --> Margaret ThatcherSTRIKR::RAYERMon Feb 05 1990 18:363
    
    Perhaps not 'Belle'?
    
396.10640Margaret Thatcher -> Iron Lady - > launderessWELMTS::HILLTechnology is my Vorpal swordMon Feb 05 1990 18:521
    
396.10641launderess -> lawn duress -> dandelionsLYRIC::BOBBITTinvictus maneoMon Feb 05 1990 19:041
    
396.10642dandelions - great pumasMILKWY::SLABOUNTYLe Freak - c'est chic!!Mon Feb 05 1990 21:071
    
396.10643great pumas - > ele(gant) fonts CSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Mon Feb 05 1990 21:481
    
396.10644ele(gant) fonts --> Hel(l) vet [ica]LAMHRA::WHORLOWAre you proud of Digital's computers?Tue Feb 06 1990 00:471
    
396.10645Hell vet --> Dr. FaustSHARE::SATOWTue Feb 06 1990 01:390
396.10646Helvetica --> hell vet --> CerberusTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerTue Feb 06 1990 01:490
396.10647Cerberus --> Sir, burr usPROXY::CANTORGo ahead; quote my say.Tue Feb 06 1990 02:150
396.10648LESNET::KALLISEfts have feelings, too.Tue Feb 06 1990 17:517
    Dr. Faust --> Faust in War --> Washington --> President -+
                                                             |
                                                             |
    Sir, burr us --> Aaron Burr --> Alexander Hamilton ------+
                                                             |
    Running <- Election <- Congress <-- Washington Follies --+
              
396.10649Election -> Running -> FixxedPOOL::TRUMPLERSteers like a cowTue Feb 06 1990 21:031
    
396.10650Fixxed --> running in placeTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerWed Feb 07 1990 00:180
396.10651SHARE::SATOWWed Feb 07 1990 00:277
	Fixxed --+--> running in place ---> R.I.P.
	  |	 			      ^
	  |	 			      |
	  +-----------------------------------+


396.10652R.I.P. --> Royal Instant Pudding ( a UK delicacy?)LAMHRA::WHORLOWAre you proud of Digital's computers?Wed Feb 07 1990 05:511
    
396.10653Royal Instant Pudding -> Princess MargaretMACNAS::DKEATINGGossip and Innuendo Columnist for News at SixWed Feb 07 1990 15:021
    
396.10654Princess Margaret -> Queen VictoriaMELEE::BIELSKIIs this the new DECade???Wed Feb 07 1990 18:113
	
    
    Didn't she put the "dour" in "dour-ger" ?
396.10655Queen Victoria -> Victoria StationVISA::BIJAOUIBanal comme un clown tristeWed Feb 07 1990 18:561
    
396.10656Victoria Station -> Victoria FallsMISFIT::GEMMELand now here's Mac and Tosh...Wed Feb 07 1990 20:541
    
396.10657Victoria Falls -> whooopsMELEE::BIELSKIIs this the new DECade???Wed Feb 07 1990 21:041
    
396.10658whooops --> pig ringPOOL::TRUMPLERSteers like a cowWed Feb 07 1990 21:232
    
    --> sow hoop -->
396.10659pig ring -> sowing circle ;)LYRIC::BOBBITTinvictus maneoThu Feb 08 1990 00:431
    
396.10660sowing circle -> quilters in a hula-hoopCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Feb 08 1990 01:511
    
396.10661quilters in a hula-hoop -> filters in a pooper-scoopGLIVET::RECKARDJon Reckard, 381-0878, ZKO3-2/T63Thu Feb 08 1990 16:010
396.10662filters in a pooper-scoop --> low-tar poop --> Army infoLESNET::KALLISPumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift.Thu Feb 08 1990 19:072
    
    Well, it works with cigarettes....
396.10663Army info --> Inyo farmPOOL::TRUMPLERPoint of hors d'oeuvreThu Feb 08 1990 20:522
    
    Inyo is a county in California.
396.10664inyo farm -> inyo nose wid a rubba hoseMISFIT::GEMMELand now here's Mac and Tosh...Thu Feb 08 1990 21:031
    
396.10665inyo nose wid a rubba hose -> critical conditionCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Feb 08 1990 22:101
    
396.10666critical condition -> cynical PollyannaMELEE::BIELSKIIs this the new DECade???Fri Feb 09 1990 00:561
    
396.10667cynical Pollyanna --> cyclical Polly AdlerLESNET::KALLISPumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift.Fri Feb 09 1990 01:153
    
    Polly Adler was a famous madam (author of a book, _A House Is Not
    a Home_).
396.10668cyclical Polly Adler --> Mayflower MadamTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetFri Feb 09 1990 17:210
396.10669Mayflower Madam -> Plymouth RocksMELEE::BIELSKIIs this the new DECade???Fri Feb 09 1990 17:512
	
    	...when the scandal breaks.
396.10670Plymouth Rocks -> Bad shocksGRNDAD::STONESPECIAL WHEN LITFri Feb 09 1990 18:112
    
    It needs new shock absorbers...
396.10671Bad shocks -> Shocking ExperienceDDIF::FRIDAYPatience averts the severe decreeFri Feb 09 1990 18:271
    
396.10672Shocking experience -> You light up my life ...ZAP!MISFIT::GEMMELand now here's Mac and Tosh...Fri Feb 09 1990 18:501
    .....220, 230, whatever it takes
396.10673you light up my life -> blowtorchLYRIC::BOBBITTthere's heat beneath your winterFri Feb 09 1990 19:131
    
396.10674blowtorch --> weld --> governor?POOL::TRUMPLERPoint of hors d'oeuvreFri Feb 09 1990 20:452
    
    William Weld is a candidate for governor of Massachusetts.
396.10675governor --> blokeTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerFri Feb 09 1990 21:410
396.10676bloke --> brokePROXY::CANTORGo ahead; quote my say.Sun Feb 11 1990 20:477
...



When I was a kid I thought that 'bloke' was a dirty word.

Dave C.
396.10677broke ->> skintPEKING::AMANNPDon't ask me whyMon Feb 12 1990 16:151
    
396.10678skint --> skinflintTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetMon Feb 12 1990 17:251
    
396.10679skinflint -> you scratch my back, and ...MELEE::BIELSKIIs this the new DECade???Mon Feb 12 1990 17:441
    
396.10680you scratch my back and ... => pumiceMARVIN::KNOWLESintentionally Rive GaucheMon Feb 12 1990 18:121
    
396.10681pumice->volcanic frothDDIF::FRIDAYPatience averts the severe decreeMon Feb 12 1990 18:251
    
396.10682volcanic froth -> Lava SoapCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Mon Feb 12 1990 20:501
    
396.10683Lava Soap -> 99 44/100 % gritMELEE::BIELSKIIs this the new DECade???Mon Feb 12 1990 21:032
	
    	Ivory soap used to be advertised as 99 and 44/100 percent pure.
396.1068499 44/100 % grit --> Rooster CogburnLESNET::KALLISPumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift.Mon Feb 12 1990 23:312
    
    And that's "True."
396.10685Rooster Cogburn -> New York Strut CSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Feb 13 1990 18:021
    
396.10686Simon and GarfunkelSHARE::SATOWTue Feb 13 1990 18:3513
New York strut -->  New York s*ut -->  Whores on Seventh Avenue --+
								  |
								  |
					   Simon and Garfunkel <--+


Then I'm layin' out my summer clothes 
and lookin' for a job, but I get no offers,
just a come on from the whores on Seventh Avenue.
I do declare, there were times I was so lonesome
I took some refuge there.

from "The Boxer" by Simon and Garfunnkel
396.10687Simon and Garfunkel -> Call me AlMELEE::BIELSKIIs this the new DECade???Tue Feb 13 1990 20:058
    
    You can be my body guard,
    I can be your long lost pal.
    I can call you Betty,
    You can call me Al.
    
     - I think the title is "Call Me Al", sung
       by Paul Simon; dunno where Garfunkel went.
396.10688Call me Al -> Al!GLIVET::RECKARDJon Reckard, 381-0878, ZKO3-2/T63Tue Feb 13 1990 21:520
396.10689Al ---> American LeagueMILKWY::SLABOUNTYLife Is Just a Fantasy ... baby!Tue Feb 13 1990 21:581
    
396.10690American League --> lockoutTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetTue Feb 13 1990 22:121
    Boo-hoo!
396.10691lockout --> lockupLESCOM::KALLISPumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift.Tue Feb 13 1990 23:124
    
    The old _Gangbusters_ radio show used to feature the sound of marchibng
    feet, coming to a stop; then a voice would call, "Into your cells!"
    What followed was the sound of slamming doors made of iron bars....
396.10692lockup --> on iceTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerWed Feb 14 1990 01:140
396.10693on ice ---> chilledMILKWY::SLABOUNTYLife Is Just a Fantasy ... baby!Wed Feb 14 1990 01:471
    
396.10694chilled --> With a TwistHOTAIR::SIMONHugs Welcome Anytime!Wed Feb 14 1990 02:031
    
396.10695With a Twist --> Chubby CheckerPROXY::CANTOREat any good books lately?Wed Feb 14 1990 08:580
396.10696Chubby Checker -> Slim Whitman...MACNAS::DKEATINGShake a Shamrock in ItalyWed Feb 14 1990 13:091
    
396.10697Slim Whitman... -> Fats DominoMELEE::BIELSKIIs this the new DECade???Wed Feb 14 1990 17:201
    
396.10698LESNET::KALLISPumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift.Wed Feb 14 1990 17:221
            -<Fats Domino --> Minnesota Fats --> Indiana Jones>-
396.10699Indiana Jones -> ArchaeologyOSLACT::HENRIKWWed Feb 14 1990 17:410
396.10700Archaeology --> ancien regimeTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerWed Feb 14 1990 21:240
396.10701SHARE::SATOWWed Feb 14 1990 22:082
Ancien(t) regime --> Ancient Grime -->  Under the refrigerator

396.10702under the refrigerator -> under the boardwalkMISFIT::GEMMELand now here's Mac and Tosh...Wed Feb 14 1990 23:291
    
396.10703under the boardwalk --> over the rainbowLESCOM::KALLISPumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift.Thu Feb 15 1990 00:222
    
    ... Somewhere ...
396.10704over the rainbow --> over the moonLAMHRA::WHORLOWAre you proud of Digital's computers?Thu Feb 15 1990 01:091
    
396.10705over the moon -> under the starsMELEE::BIELSKIIs this the new DECade???Thu Feb 15 1990 01:283
	
    	Wasn't this from an old (at least its old now) Vaughn Monroe song?
    
396.10706under the stars --> groupieLAMHRA::WHORLOWAre you proud of Digital's computers?Thu Feb 15 1990 01:301
    
396.10707groupie --> guppyTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerThu Feb 15 1990 04:200
396.10708guppy --> yuppie puppyTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetThu Feb 15 1990 17:121
    
396.10709yuppie puppy --> dog in a Benneton sweaterSHARE::SATOWThu Feb 15 1990 17:491
396.10710dog in a Benneton sweater -> blind dateCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Feb 15 1990 19:031
    
396.10711blind date -> Mystery DateLYRIC::BOBBITTthere's heat beneath your winterThu Feb 15 1990 19:295
    an ollllllld board game where you could get
    "a dreamboat"
    or
    "a dud"
    
396.10712Mystery Date -> Generic FruitDDIF::FRIDAYPatience averts the severe decreeThu Feb 15 1990 19:341
    
396.10713Generic Fruit --> House WeirdoLESCOM::KALLISPumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift.Thu Feb 15 1990 19:572
    
    Well ...
396.10714...and a shave.MELEE::BIELSKIIs this the new DECade???Thu Feb 15 1990 20:392
	
    	...to be said by a traditionalist on entering a mod hair salon.
396.10715...and a shave -> close or under arm?MACNAS::DKEATINGShake a Shamrock in ItalyThu Feb 15 1990 20:531
    
396.10716close or under arm? --> cheek to cheekTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerThu Feb 15 1990 22:320
396.10717cheek to cheek --> confrontational nervinessLESCOM::KALLISPumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift.Thu Feb 15 1990 23:201
    
396.10718-> take ten paces, turn, and fire.MELEE::BIELSKIIs this the new DECade???Fri Feb 16 1990 02:282
	
    	...oh, perhaps I have the wrong cheeks.
396.10719... turn and fire --> bombs away!TERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerFri Feb 16 1990 03:030
396.10720bombs away! --> boom!AITG::DERAMODan D'Eramo, nice personFri Feb 16 1990 03:260
396.10721boom! --> Hot Diggety Dog Ziggety BoomPROXY::CANTOREat any good books lately?Fri Feb 16 1990 04:140
396.10722hot diggety dog ziggety boom --> hole-digging houndTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetFri Feb 16 1990 17:271
    
396.10723hole-digging hound --> villainous gravediggerLESCOM::KALLISPumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift.Fri Feb 16 1990 18:001
    
396.10724villainous gravedigger --> Dr. FrankensteinTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerFri Feb 16 1990 20:590
396.10725Dr. Frankenstein -> Dogs and SudsCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Feb 16 1990 23:041
    
396.10726dogs and suds -> Spud's a dudMISFIT::GEMMELand now here's Mac and Tosh...Fri Feb 16 1990 23:271
    
396.10727Spud's a dud --> Spud's a puppymaker --> pups --> popsLESCOM::KALLISPumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift.Fri Feb 16 1990 23:513
    
    Spuds McKenzie's really a female dog, not a male.  Kinda makes you
    wonder what things are coming to ....
396.10728pops --> snaps and cracklesTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerSat Feb 17 1990 02:030
396.10729snaps and crackles --> knucklesAITG::DERAMODan D'Eramo, nice personSun Feb 18 1990 06:030
396.10730knuckles_---> take-off imminentLAMHRA::WHORLOWAre you proud of Digital's computers?Mon Feb 19 1990 01:301
    
396.10731take-off imminent --> Overture to `Gypsy'SHARE::SATOWMon Feb 19 1990 17:501
"Gypsy" was a musical play/movie based on Gypsy Rose Lee, the stripper.
396.10732Overature to `Gypsy' --> Dance of the Seven VeilsLESCOM::KALLISPumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift.Mon Feb 19 1990 18:552
    
    A kinda Arabian striptease.
396.10733Dance of the Seven Veils -> Sheer delightCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Mon Feb 19 1990 21:091
    
396.10734Sheer delight -> sublime fantasyMELEE::BIELSKIIs this the new DECade???Mon Feb 19 1990 22:363
	
    	"The best way to handle your wildest fantasies is to live them to
    the hilt."  (from an old issue of Penthouse magazine; the rest escapes me.)
396.10735sublime fantasy -> Lime JelloMISFIT::GEMMELand now here's Mac and Tosh...Mon Feb 19 1990 22:544
    
    I'll let you take that response wherever you want.....
    
    I take no responsability for your mind....
396.10736Lime jello --> gelatin saladMILKWY::SLABOUNTYI'M SHOUTING: I DON'T KNOW WHY!!Tue Feb 20 1990 02:205
    
    	One of my favorites from my mother's recipe collection.
    
    							Shawn L.
    
396.10737gelatin salad --> Vegemite sandwichAITG::DERAMODan D'Eramo, nice personTue Feb 20 1990 04:070
396.10738Vegemite sandwich --> I come from a land DownunderLAMHRA::WHORLOWAre you proud of Digital's computers?Tue Feb 20 1990 06:111
    
396.10739MACNAS::DKEATINGShake a Shamrock in ItalyTue Feb 20 1990 17:092
    I come from a land downunder -> Kylie's Country ?
    
396.10740Kylie's Country -> OutlandMELEE::BIELSKIDon't panic prematurely.Tue Feb 20 1990 19:002
    
    a favorite cartoon series in the Sunday comics section of my newpaper.
396.10741Outland -> OpusMISFIT::GEMMELand now here's Mac and Tosh...Tue Feb 20 1990 19:371
    (I'd rather return to "Bloom County")
396.10742Opus -> Soup (as in Duck, Chicken, +y Sales ) CSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Feb 20 1990 19:471
    
396.10743soup --> in the soup --> hot waterTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerTue Feb 20 1990 20:360
396.10744hot water -> cold showerMACNAS::DKEATINGShake a Shamrock in ItalyTue Feb 20 1990 21:001
    
396.10745cold shower => chill outMELEE::BIELSKIDon't panic prematurely.Tue Feb 20 1990 21:152
	
    	, she said icily.
396.10746chill out -> chilli(n)VISA::BIJAOUIBanal comme un clown tristeTue Feb 20 1990 21:401
    
396.10747chilli(n) --> gran'chillinTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetTue Feb 20 1990 23:041
    
396.10748gran'chillin -> GRAN'CHILLINCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Feb 21 1990 00:071
    Obviously Great-...
396.10749GRAN'CHILLIN' --> Big FreezeSHARE::SATOWWed Feb 21 1990 00:131
396.10750Big Freeze --> PopsiclePOBOX::VANTILBURGIs winter almost over?Wed Feb 21 1990 01:511
    
396.10751Big Freeze -> F-F-Farenheit or C-C-Celsius?MELEE::BIELSKIDon't panic prematurely.Wed Feb 21 1990 02:001
    
396.10752F-F-Farenheit or C-C-Celsius? --> multiple degreesAITG::DERAMODan D'Eramo, nice personWed Feb 21 1990 06:050
396.10753multiple degrees? --> not at -40WELMTS::HILLTechnology is my Vorpal swordWed Feb 21 1990 12:530
396.10754not at -40 -> try next door...MACNAS::DKEATINGShake a Shamrock in ItalyWed Feb 21 1990 13:361
    
396.10755LESCOM::KALLISPumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift.Wed Feb 21 1990 17:204
    popsicle ----------------+
                             |
                             |
    try next door -----------+--> no popsicles here ---> shortage
396.10756shortage -> Bermuda ShortsLEZAH::BOBBITTthere's heat beneath your winterWed Feb 21 1990 18:571
    
396.10757Bermuda Shorts --> Island cartoonsLESCOM::KALLISPumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift.Wed Feb 21 1990 20:434
    
    For the younger set:  "Shorts" is, er, short for "short subjects."
                          as in things shown in theaters other than
                          feature films.
396.10758Island cartoons --> Gilligens IslandPOBOX::VANTILBURGIs winter almost over?Thu Feb 22 1990 00:301
    
396.10759Gilligens Island -> GICSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Feb 22 1990 01:201
    
396.10760GI -> tummyacheMELEE::BIELSKIDon't panic prematurely.Thu Feb 22 1990 02:152
	
    	Gastro-Intestinal
396.10761tummyache --> fluAITG::DERAMODan D'Eramo, nice personThu Feb 22 1990 05:140
396.10762flu --> bluePROXY::CANTOREat any good books lately?Thu Feb 22 1990 12:340
396.10763blue --> bloodLESCOM::KALLISPumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift.Thu Feb 22 1990 17:172
    
    Let's get this to a more nearly elite plane....
396.10764blood -> colors CSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Feb 22 1990 21:411
    
396.10765blood --> colors --> DOATLE::RANDALLliving on another planetThu Feb 22 1990 21:481
    Elitism, ha!  
396.10766colors -> spectrumMISFIT::GEMMELand now here's Mac and Tosh...Thu Feb 22 1990 21:481
    every color
396.10767LESCOM::KALLISPumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift.Thu Feb 22 1990 22:253
    DOA ----------------------+
                              |
    spectrum --> specter -----+---> spooks --> phantoms --> haunting
396.10768Haunting --> Casper the Friendly GhostPOBOX::VANTILBURGIs winter almost over?Fri Feb 23 1990 02:301
    
396.10769Casper --> Casbah --> cash barPROXY::CANTOREat any good books lately?Fri Feb 23 1990 05:490
396.10770cash bar --> DTsTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetFri Feb 23 1990 17:181
    
396.10771DTs -> PCBsMISFIT::GEMMELand now here's Mac and Tosh...Fri Feb 23 1990 19:291
    
396.10772PCBs -> toxinsWELMTS::HILLTechnology is my Vorpal swordFri Feb 23 1990 19:351
    
396.10773toxins -> "The bells, the bells"WELMTS::HILLTechnology is my Vorpal swordFri Feb 23 1990 19:361
    OK it relies on phonetics!
396.10774"the bells, the bells" -> the lunchbag of Notre DameLYRIC::BOBBITTthere's heat beneath your winterFri Feb 23 1990 19:491
    
396.10775lunchbag of Notre Dame --> shoofly pieTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerFri Feb 23 1990 20:540
396.10776shoofly pie -> Taylor TotCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Feb 23 1990 21:469
    
    Apologies for anyone reading an entry earlier this week that was
    blood -> homeboy. I realized after writing that a reply 'homeboy'
    could be misinterpreted. I deleted the reply and replaced it with
    blood -> colors. 
    ( Just in case you thought you were seeing things.... :-) )
    jc
    
    shoofly pie  -> shoofly -> walker -> 
396.10777Taylor Tot --> Sunshine JuicePOBOX::VANTILBURGIs winter almost over?Fri Feb 23 1990 22:571
    
396.10778Sunshine Juice --> MoonshineSHARE::SATOWFri Feb 23 1990 23:040
396.10779moonshine --> still secretPOOL::TRUMPLERPoint of hors d'oeuvreSun Feb 25 1990 01:201
    
396.10780still secret --> I'll never tell.AITG::DERAMODan D'Eramo, nice personSun Feb 25 1990 22:370
396.10781I'll never tell. => *never* say "never"MELEE::BIELSKIDon't panic prematurely.Mon Feb 26 1990 18:021
    
396.10782LESCOM::KALLISPumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift.Mon Feb 26 1990 18:401
    never say never --> aphorism --> saw --> hammer --> Mike --> camera --> TV
396.10783TV -> Clothes make the man ... :-)CSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Mon Feb 26 1990 19:031
    
396.10784Clothes make the man ... :-) >>> but woman makes the difference ;-)))MELEE::BIELSKIDon't panic prematurely.Mon Feb 26 1990 20:562
	
    	don't mind me, I just got back from a few daze off.
396.10785but woman makes the difference -> Amen ? CSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Feb 27 1990 00:431
    
396.10786Amen? --> nameLESCOM::KALLISPumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift.Tue Feb 27 1990 17:522
    
    "Amen" spelled siderways is "name."
396.10787name --> name? --> Call me IshmaelSHARE::SATOWTue Feb 27 1990 17:590
396.10788Call me Ishmael -> Nubian CSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Feb 27 1990 19:441
    
396.10789Nubian -> What are you going to do with THAT!?WELMTS::HILLTechnology is my Vorpal swordTue Feb 27 1990 21:411
    
396.10790LESCOM::KALLISPumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift.Tue Feb 27 1990 23:2913
    Nubian --> what are you going to do with THAT!?  --+
                                                       |
                                                       |
   + Take it to Egypt with me on my forthcoming visit <+
   |
   |
   +--> Tour equipment --> touring --> test
    
    
    Nubia was not that far away from Egypt.
    
    The Turing Test was to determine whether one was communicating with
    something that was intelligent or something "strictly" mechanical.
396.10791test -->> testyMELEE::BIELSKIDon't panic prematurely.Wed Feb 28 1990 01:382
	
    	the recent trip to Nubia/Egypt was hot and tiring... ;-)
396.10792testy -> What they do at the Salada Company...CSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Feb 28 1990 17:541
    
396.10793what they do at Salada -> Make their fortunes!LEZAH::BOBBITTthere's heat beneath your winterWed Feb 28 1990 19:141
    
396.10794Make their fortunes! -> bag personsMELEE::BIELSKIDon't panic prematurely.Wed Feb 28 1990 21:282
	
    	tea- or money-
396.10795bag persons -> mafiaCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Feb 28 1990 21:421
    
396.10796mafia -> concrete overshoesMISFIT::GEMMELand now here's Mac and Tosh...Wed Feb 28 1990 22:381
    
396.10797concrete overshoes -> hard "souls" CSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Feb 28 1990 23:351
    
396.10798hard "souls" -> Heart and SoulMISFIT::GEMMELand now here's Mac and Tosh...Thu Mar 01 1990 01:172
    
    I still picture Tom Hanks "dancing" with Robert Loggia in "Big"
396.10799Heart and Soul --> heart and sole --> meats --> conferencesLESNET::KALLISPumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift.Thu Mar 01 1990 01:311
    
396.10800conferences --> NOTESMILKWY::SLABOUNTYThu Mar 01 1990 18:501
    
396.10801NOTES -=>> overpaperworkedMELEE::BIELSKIor you can call me Al...Thu Mar 01 1990 21:292
	
    	I'm still a hard-copy junkie.
396.10803life -> the universe ->Everything!WELMTS::HILLTechnology is my Vorpal swordThu Mar 01 1990 21:331
    
396.10804Everything! -> That's All, Folks!CSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Mar 01 1990 21:451
    
396.10805LESCOM::KALLISPumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift.Thu Mar 01 1990 23:074
    Overpaperworked ------------+
                                |
                                |
    That's all, Folks ! --------+---> Vacation time
396.10806Vacation time --> Credit Card BillSHARE::SATOWThu Mar 01 1990 23:371
396.10807Credit Card Bill -> Rail Road Bill CSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Mar 01 1990 23:481
    
396.10808LESCOM::KALLISPumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift.Fri Mar 02 1990 01:031
    Rail Road Bill --> Buffalo Bill --> Buffalo Wings --> Buffalo Squadron
396.10809Ozone HoleSHARE::SATOWFri Mar 02 1990 01:117
Buffalo Squadron --> Buffalo Chips -->  Silicon Buffalo --> GaAs Buffalo --+
									   |
					     Ozone Hole <-- Buffalo Gas <--+


It was reported recently that one of the reasons for the depletion of the 
ozone layer is methane in well, er, bowel gas emitted by cattle.
396.10810Ozone hole --> Los Angeles' Air!POBOX::VANTILBURGIs winter almost over?Fri Mar 02 1990 02:141
    
396.10811Los Angeles' Air! -> Chicago's Air! (Jordan)CSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Mar 02 1990 18:121
    
396.10812Boston's air (foul?) -> Texas Air (plain?) :-)CSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Mar 02 1990 22:491
    
396.10813Chicago's Air (Jordan) -> Boston's air (foul?)MELEE::BIELSKIor you can call me Al...Fri Mar 02 1990 22:509
	
    	Greater New England, including nearby Boston, is rumored to be
    under siege from (mostly) mid-west pollutants. Congress is working on
    the problem, Mr. Reagan is rumored to be studying to catch up on the
    issue.
    
    	Recent mention of methane gas emissions for some reason remineded me 
    of the Massachusetts legislature & this year's/next year's state budget 
    CHALLENGES.....
396.10814Get My?SHARE::SATOWFri Mar 02 1990 23:0310
Texas Air -->  Continental -->  Drift -->  Get my?

Continental Airlines is owned by Texas Air (Corp).


re: .10812, 10813.

Amazin' -- .10812 must be a mind reader.


396.10815Get My? --> Point??POBOX::VANTILBURGIs winter almost over?Sat Mar 03 1990 00:211
    
396.10816point? -> fingerMISFIT::GEMMELand now here's Mac and Tosh...Sat Mar 03 1990 00:331
    
396.10817finger -> foodMELEE::BIELSKIor you can call me Al...Sat Mar 03 1990 02:231
    
396.10818food --> forethoughtAITG::DERAMODan D'Eramo, nice personSun Mar 04 1990 09:010
396.10819forethought -> hindsightLEZAH::BOBBITTthere's heat beneath your winterMon Mar 05 1990 04:141
    
396.10820darn it!UILA::WHORLOWVenturers do it in the bushMon Mar 05 1990 07:5310
    
    
    
    forethought --> dreaming of _that_ hole in one -+
                                                    |
    Hindsight  --> 20/20 ---> office application ---> the other hole-in-one
    
    ---> darn it !
    
    
396.10821darn it! --> worn sockLESCOM::KALLISPumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift.Mon Mar 05 1990 17:461
    
396.10822worn sock --> Shoeless Joe from Hannibal, Mo'SHARE::SATOWMon Mar 05 1990 18:031
A song from the musical "Damn Yankees"
396.10823Shoeless Joe from Hannibal, Mo' --> Field of DreamsPOOL::TRUMPLERPoint of hors d'oeuvreMon Mar 05 1990 21:142
    You want to find Shoeless Joe?  Just build this baseball diamond
    in the middle of a cornfield, and wait...
396.10824Field of Dreams -> Tangerine Dream(s)CSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Mon Mar 05 1990 21:431
    
396.10825Tangerine Dream --> The KeepLESCOM::KALLISPumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift.Mon Mar 05 1990 22:323
    
    Tangerine Dream did the soundtrack for the film [_The Keep_], one
    of the more enjoyabler of its type.
396.10826The Keep -> The Cookie Jar CSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Mar 06 1990 01:261
    
396.10827The Cookie Jar --> The RefrigeratorPROXY::CANTOREat any good books lately?Tue Mar 06 1990 03:140
396.10828The Refrigerator ---> Raymond Perry [is that his name?]MILKWY::SLABOUNTYTue Mar 06 1990 03:403
    
    	[The obvious choice]
    
396.10829Raymond Perry --> receiving linemanTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetTue Mar 06 1990 17:165
    No, it's William Perry.  He's a defensive lineman for the Chicago
    Bears.  Raymond Berry is the ex-coach of the NE Patriots.  He used
    to be an all-star receiver for the Colts.
    
    --b
396.10830receiving lineman --> Wichita LinemanSHARE::SATOWTue Mar 06 1990 17:530
396.10831Wichita Lineman --> ItLESCOM::KALLISPumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift.Tue Mar 06 1990 18:504
    
    In the movie, _It Came From Outer Space_, scripted by Ray Bradbury,
    some linemen were involved.  Bradbury's father was a lineman, I
    believe.
396.10832It -> genderally noncommitalMELEE::BIELSKIspecial(?) agent @MKOTue Mar 06 1990 19:131
    
396.10833genderally noncommital -> UNIXMISFIT::GEMMELand now here's Mac and Tosh...Tue Mar 06 1990 20:171
    
396.10834UNIX --> not ninePOOL::TRUMPLERPoint of hors d'oeuvreTue Mar 06 1990 21:070
396.10835Not nine --> How about ten?POBOX::VANTILBURGIs winter almost over?Tue Mar 06 1990 21:401
    
396.10836How about ten? -> now eleven, now twelve in the back!MISFIT::GEMMELand now here's Mac and Tosh...Tue Mar 06 1990 23:342
    
    Auction Fever strikes again!
396.10837. . . now twelve in the back --> Et tu, Brutus?SHARE::SATOWTue Mar 06 1990 23:390
396.10838Et tu, Brutus -> Beware the Ides ! ( Coming Soon! ) CSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Mar 06 1990 23:481
    
396.10839Beware the Ides -> I'd Rather Be...MISFIT::GEMMELand now here's Mac and Tosh...Tue Mar 06 1990 23:531
    
396.10840I'd Rather Be... -> NotingPROXY::CANTOREat any good books lately?Wed Mar 07 1990 02:210
396.10841Noting ---> addictionMILKWY::SLABOUNTYWed Mar 07 1990 16:481
    
396.10842addiction -> subtrictionMELEE::BIELSKIspecial(?) agent @MKOWed Mar 07 1990 17:181
    
396.10843subtriction -> poor dictionEGAV01::DKEATINGShake a Shamrock in Italia'90Wed Mar 07 1990 19:301
    
396.10844poor diction --> perditionSHARE::SATOWWed Mar 07 1990 21:280
396.10845perdition --> predictionPROXY::CANTOREat any good books lately?Thu Mar 08 1990 03:390
396.10846prediction -> trading futuresMELEE::BIELSKIspecial(?) agent @MKOThu Mar 08 1990 17:192
	
    	a risky business.
396.10847trading futures --> alternative fatesLESCOM::KALLISPumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift.Thu Mar 08 1990 17:562
    
    So much for determinism ...
396.10848alternative fates -> Chronologically SeparatedCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Mar 08 1990 19:411
    
396.10849chronologically separated -> chronosynclastic infundibulumLYRIC::BOBBITTthe phoenix-flowering dark roseThu Mar 08 1990 20:181
    
396.10850chronosynclastic infundibulum -=> SHAZAM!MELEE::BIELSKIspecial(?) agent @MKOThu Mar 08 1990 21:298
	
    	...get me outta here, I've lost the language.
    
    "Shazam" was used by a comicstrip hero whose name I can't recall, to
    turn himself from a mere mortal into a superhero by invoking power from
    above, complete with lightning bolt.
    
    Yes, I was born in *this* century.
396.10851SHAZAM --> Boom!LESCOM::KALLISPumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift.Thu Mar 08 1990 23:3015
    
    Re "chronosynclastic infundibulum":
    
                 -<chronosynclastic infundibulum --> sirens>-    
                 
    
    ... the phenomenon was chronicled in Vonnegut's _The Sirens of Titan_.
    
    
    >"Shazam" was used by a comicstrip hero whose name I can't recall, to
    >turn himself from a mere mortal into a superhero by invoking power from
    >above, complete with lightning bolt.
     
    Comic-book character.  The [real] Captain Marvel, whose alter-ego
    is Billy Batson.
396.10852Boom! DynamitePOBOX::VANTILBURGIs winter almost over?Fri Mar 09 1990 02:141
    
396.10853POBOX::VANTILBURGIs winter almost over?Fri Mar 09 1990 02:152
    
    
396.10854 --> Let there be light.PROXY::CANTOREat any good books lately?Fri Mar 09 1990 03:280
396.10855GabrielIOSG::ROBERTSEqually different, beautifully plainFri Mar 09 1990 14:221
    ---> Let there Be Light ----> (ex) Genesis ----> Peter --->
396.10856Gabriel -> GabrielleVISA::BIJAOUIBanal comme un clown tristeFri Mar 09 1990 14:361
    
396.10857Gabrielle -> but she's no angel!MACNAS::DKEATINGShake a Shamrock in Italia'90Fri Mar 09 1990 16:521
    
396.10858but she's no angel! -> so, help her find HeavenMELEE::BIELSKIspecial(?) agent @MKOFri Mar 09 1990 18:111
    
396.10859help her find heaven --> Story of OTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetFri Mar 09 1990 18:141
    
396.10860Story of O -> Slave to DetailCSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Mar 09 1990 19:381
    
396.10861slave to detail -> Mork calling OrsonMACNAS::DKEATINGShake a Shamrock in Italia'90Fri Mar 09 1990 20:331
    
396.10862Mork calling Orson ->...-> Car 54 Where are You?CSSE::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Sat Mar 10 1990 00:071
    
396.10863Car 54 Where Are You? -> Lost in SpaceMELEE::BIELSKIspecial(?) agent @MKOSat Mar 10 1990 00:221
    
396.10864LESNET::KALLISPumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift.Sat Mar 10 1990 01:381
    Lost in Space --> The Outer Linits --> The Twilight Zone --> Time Tunnel
396.10865Time tunnel --> (Boston) Harbor TunnelSHARE::SATOWSat Mar 10 1990 01:414
The Boston Harbor Tunnel will probably take an infinite amount of time, and 
even more money, to complete.

Clay
396.10866(Boston) Harbor Tunnel -> TWO-IN-1MELEE::BIELSKIbring me back alive.Sat Mar 10 1990 22:346
    
    The existing Boston Harbor Tunnel(s) is/are the Callahan and the Sumner,
    depending on your direction of travel.
    
    Multiple-memorializing in this way is quite common in Massachusetts; it
    has to be done because we have sooo many heros to remember..... ;-)
396.10867TWO-IN-1 --> 3-IN-1 OilPROXY::CANTOREat any good books lately?Sun Mar 11 1990 08:430
396.108683-IN-1 Oil --> only twice the cholesterol!AITG::DERAMODan D'Eramo, nice personSun Mar 11 1990 17:230
396.10869twice the cholesterol --> half the lifeTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetMon Mar 12 1990 17:421
    
396.10870half the life -> radiosemiactivityMELEE::BIELSKIbring me back alive.Mon Mar 12 1990 21:151
    
396.10871radiosemiactivity --> retired D.J.'s guest appearanceLESCOM::KALLISPumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift.Mon Mar 12 1990 22:232
    
    ... a television equivalent would be Walter Cronkite...
396.10872radiosemiactivity --> strollmanUILA::WHORLOWVenturers do it in the bushTue Mar 13 1990 07:111
    
396.10873hoboTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetTue Mar 13 1990 17:365
    retired DJ -+
                 \
                  +--  hobo
                 /
    strollman --+
396.10874LESCOM::KALLISPumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift.Tue Mar 13 1990 19:064
    -<hobo --> HoJo --> Mojo --> shaman --> Shazam --> lightning --> bug>-
      
    For those not in the (primarily) Eastern U.S., "HoJo" is the nickname
    of "Howard Johnson," a restaurant/motel chain.
396.10875bug --> featureSHARE::SATOWTue Mar 13 1990 19:470
396.10876feature -> upliftingMELEE::BIELSKIbring me back alive.Tue Mar 13 1990 21:584
    
    I've never quite resolved why a price increase is cause for
    celebration - years ago I came across "uplift" on purchase orders and
    had to supress the smirky smiles due to the external audience.
396.10877uplifting --> brassiereLESCOM::KALLISPumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift.Tue Mar 13 1990 23:061
    
396.10878brassiere --> hot chestnutsUILA::WHORLOWVenturers do it in the bushWed Mar 14 1990 01:511
    
396.10879Hot Chestnuts --> Roasting on a Open Fire!!POBOX::VANTILBURGIs winter almost over?Wed Mar 14 1990 02:191
    
396.10880roasting on an open fire --> lionsTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetWed Mar 14 1990 17:1010
    
    
    From a popular parody of the Christmas song 
    
    Christians roasting on an open fire
    Lions nipping at their toes . . .
    
    I don't remember the rest.
    
    --bonnie
396.10881LESCOM::KALLISPumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift.Wed Mar 14 1990 17:4510
    -<lions --> checkout --> inspect --> insect --> bee --> flowers --+ >-
                                                                      |
                                                                      |
          stuck for the drinks <-- vampire <-- wine <-- dandelions <--+
          
    
    "lions" as in "lions to the cash register" in a supermarket.
    
    In _Dracula_, Bela Lugosi's great line was, "I do not drink ....
    wine...."
396.10882stuck for the drinks -> not a turtleMELEE::BIELSKILive Free or ElseWed Mar 14 1990 21:208
	
    	Used to be, in the service (the Air Force in particular, I think)
    that if you were asked "Are you a turtle?", and didn't respond with
    "You bet your sweet a** I am.", you had to buy a round of drinks.
    
    	During one of the early forays into space, when the communications
    channel was being broadcast live to the world, "Are you a turtle?" was
    asked and the reply was something like "I guess I owe you one."
396.10883not a turtle -> GameraLYRIC::BOBBITTthe phoenix-flowering dark roseWed Mar 14 1990 21:241
    
396.10884LESCOM::KALLISPumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift.Wed Mar 14 1990 23:0722
    -<Gamera --> camera --> Action! --> afternoon --> night ---> white>-
      
    
    "Action!" is what's said after "camera!"  [For purists, it really
    isn't "Lights!  Camera!  Action!"; it's "Camera! [Speed!]  Action!"
    ("Speed" is said by the cameraman to the director.)
    
    "Afternoon" comes as an obscure memorial to an old afternoon soap-operaish
    program of the mid 1950s, _Action in the Afternoon_, a Western
    broadcast by one of the New York City TV stations.  They said the
    actual location of the Western town was secret, but considering everything
    (including film history), it was probably in New Jersey.
    
    >	During one of the early forays into space, when the communications
    >channel was being broadcast live to the world, "Are you a turtle?" was
    >asked and the reply was something like "I guess I owe you one."
     
    Actually, the initial response was, "Am I a _what_???!?"  This
    was followed by laughter, and the final response was "My answer
    has been recorded," presumably off the air.  If rusty memory serves,
    it was Gordon Cooper, broadcasting from space, who asked the question
    of the capcom (forgot who that was).
396.10885night --> white --> satinTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetThu Mar 15 1990 00:5811
    
    
    re: are you a turtle 
    
    Ask that around our house and you'll here "I'm Leonardo, and
    Mama's Donatello, and Kathy's Raphael, and Daddy's Michelangelo,
    and David's Splinter."
    
    Translation available on request for the uninitiated, if any.
    
    --bonnie
396.10886satin --> letters I've writtenAITG::DERAMODan D'Eramo, nice personThu Mar 15 1990 02:270
396.10887letters I've written --> beggingUILA::WHORLOWVenturers do it in the bushThu Mar 15 1990 02:571
    
396.10888begging --> the questionPROXY::CANTOREat any good books lately?Thu Mar 15 1990 09:410
396.10889the question ---> The Moody BluesMILKWY::SLABOUNTYHeavy_Metal power - 240 watts!!Thu Mar 15 1990 17:165
    
    	They did "The Question".
    
    							Shawn L.
    
396.10890The Moody Blues --> The Monday BlahsSHARE::SATOWThu Mar 15 1990 17:261
396.10891LESCOM::KALLISPumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift.Thu Mar 15 1990 18:0711
    The Monday Blahs --> Tuesday Welds --> Sandra Dees --> cyclotron dees -+
                                                                           |
                                                                           |
    German Silver<- pewter <-- solder <-- solder flux <-- magnetic flux <--+            
      |
      |
      +--> Lippizaner [horse] --> sass the mayor --> sauce the mare --+
                                                                      |
                                                                      |
                                                       ponyburgers <--+                                                                   
    
396.10892STARV3::MACGREGORThu Mar 15 1990 18:107
    ponyburger --> phony burgers --> McDonald's --> McDonald Douglas
                                                              	   
    Douglas Buster  -->  San Antonio or bust!
    
    
    
    The Wizard
396.10893San Antonio or bust ---> I prefer the bustMILKWY::SLABOUNTYHeavy_Metal power - 240 watts!!Thu Mar 15 1990 19:301
    
396.10894I prefer the bust --> I prefer the bunsTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetThu Mar 15 1990 19:421
    
396.10895in JOYOFLEX/396.*MELEE::BIELSKILive Free or ElseFri Mar 16 1990 00:311
    	anonymously submitted...
396.10896I prefer the buns --> time to make the doughnutsLESCOM::KALLISPumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift.Fri Mar 16 1990 00:514
    
    Re .10895:
    
    ?
396.10897Time to make the doughnuts --> tell it stupid jokesMILKWY::SLABOUNTYHeavy_Metal power - 240 watts!!Fri Mar 16 1990 00:591
    
396.10898tell it stupid jokes --> Have you heard th one about...UILA::WHORLOWVenturers do it in the bushFri Mar 16 1990 02:341
    
396.10899Have you heard the one about --> yesLESCOM::KALLISPumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift.Fri Mar 16 1990 17:032
    
    Say it at this point, and you'll shut 'em up!
396.10900yes -> no -> (oral) contraceptionVISA::BIJAOUIReal problems are in BeyruthFri Mar 16 1990 17:381
    
396.10901(oral) contraception --> aural contraception --> earplugsTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetFri Mar 16 1990 18:111
    
396.10902earplugs ---> AC or DC?MILKWY::SLABOUNTYHeavy_Metal power - 240 watts!!Fri Mar 16 1990 19:201
    
396.10903AC or DC? --> No, static!WELMTS::HILLTechnology is my Vorpal swordFri Mar 16 1990 20:081
    
396.10904No, static! --> advertisementsTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerFri Mar 16 1990 20:270
396.10905advertisements -> jinglesMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Mon Mar 19 1990 21:091
    
396.10906advertisements --> solicitationsPOOL::TRUMPLERPoint of hors d'oeuvreMon Mar 19 1990 21:100
396.10907baubles, bangles and beadsMELEE::BIELSKILive Free or ElseMon Mar 19 1990 22:3517
    
    				      ^
    				     / \
    				      |
    			jingles - - - +
    				      |
    			solicitations-|
	
    	re: .10895, 10896 -
    
    	I prefer the buns
                    (puns)
         in JOYOFLEX/396.*  (this notesfile, this topic).
    
    	Sorry Steve, I *never* suspected I could be too subtle for you...
    
    	Stan
396.10908baubles, bangles, and beads --> I'll take ManhattanLESCOM::KALLISPumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift.Tue Mar 20 1990 01:002
    
    That's what the Dutch used to pay for Masnhattan Island.
396.10909I'll take Manhattan --> straight up, extra dryTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetTue Mar 20 1990 01:244
    
    And boy, could I use one right about now. . .
    
    --b
396.10910straight up, extra dry -> Pretty In PinkMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Mar 20 1990 01:371
    
396.10911Pretty In Pink -> on a blue MondayNYSSA::BIELSKIDo we need a bigger Texas?Tue Mar 20 1990 09:091
    
396.10912on a blue Monday -> New OrderPEKING::AMANNPDon't ask me whyTue Mar 20 1990 13:490
396.10913New Order -> Same Again...MACNAS::DKEATINGShake a Shamrock in Italia'90Tue Mar 20 1990 13:591
    
396.10914Same Again... --> repeats on youTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetTue Mar 20 1990 17:141
    
396.10915repeats on you --> memo on moss removalLESCOM::KALLISPumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift.Tue Mar 20 1990 18:001
    
396.10916memo on moss removal --> heap o' rubbishTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerTue Mar 20 1990 18:280
396.10917Heap O'Rubbish --> That's a Lot of Rubbish!POBOX::VANTILBURGIs winter almost over?Tue Mar 20 1990 20:051
    
396.10918That's a Lot of Rubbish --> That's Salta TeaVIEW3D::MACGREGORTue Mar 20 1990 21:531
    
396.10919That's Salta Tea -> That's "Salada" Tea MODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Mar 21 1990 01:301
    
396.10920That's "Salada" tea --> That's a lot of teaSHARE::SATOWWed Mar 21 1990 01:411
396.10921That's a lot of tea. --> Boston HarborLESCOM::KALLISPumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift.Wed Mar 21 1990 02:012
    
    It's easy to get Teaed off.
396.10922Boston Harbor -=>> dump itMELEE::BIELSKIDo we need a bigger Texas?Wed Mar 21 1990 07:494
    
	
    	, said the bugged programmer....uh, oh, I mean the
    					informationsystemsperson.
396.10923dump it -> Leave ItLYRIC::BOBBITTthe phoenix-flowering dark roseWed Mar 21 1990 18:551
    
396.10924Leave It --> to BeaverLESCOM::KALLISPumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift.Wed Mar 21 1990 19:214
    
    Let's keep it ....
    
    Oh, neverr mind.
396.10925to Beaver --> not to beaveSHARE::SATOWWed Mar 21 1990 19:230
396.10926not to beave -> , is that a question?NYSSA::BIELSKIDo we need a bigger Texas?Wed Mar 21 1990 20:171
    
396.10927is that a question? --> 'Tis it nobler in the mindVIEW3D::MACGREGORWed Mar 21 1990 21:421
    
396.10928'Tis nobler in the mind --> than in the mouthTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerWed Mar 21 1990 23:440
396.10929LESCOM::KALLISPumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift.Thu Mar 22 1990 00:167
    Than in the mouth -- Thane in the mouth --> Fee, fi, fo, fum. --+
                                                                    |
                                                                    |
              +-- fumer <-- Some fum? <-- Are we having fum yet? <--+
              |
              |
              +--> incense burner --> priest
396.10930priest -> man of the clothMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Mar 22 1990 00:344
    
    Opps! Looks like the wrong note. 
    ( Guess I'd rather skirt the issue. )
    
396.10931man of the cloth --> Highlander of ScotlandSTARV3::MACGREGORThu Mar 22 1990 17:411
    
396.10932Highlander (of Scotland) -> Sean ConneryLEZAH::BOBBITTthe phoenix-flowering dark roseThu Mar 22 1990 18:441
    
396.10933Sean Connery -> It's a bullshitVISA::BIJAOUIReal problems are in BeyruthThu Mar 22 1990 18:512
    
    (Very) Bad french pun, translated and retranslated.
396.10934LESCOM::KALLISPumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift.Thu Mar 22 1990 19:524
    It's a BS --> propoganda --> proper goose --> pinch on target --+
                                                                    |
                                                                    |
                                                      radar trap <--+
396.10935radar trap --> Radar & Trapper --> M*A*S*HSHARE::SATOWThu Mar 22 1990 20:000
396.10936M*A*S*H --> mobile --> AlabamaPOOL::TRUMPLERPoint of hors d'oeuvreThu Mar 22 1990 21:281
    
396.10937Alabama --> Sweet HomeTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerThu Mar 22 1990 21:400
396.10938Sweet Home -> Candyland ( the game )MODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Mar 22 1990 21:541
  
396.10939Candy Land ---> Hershey ParkMILKWY::SLABOUNTYHeavy_Metal power - 240 watts!!Thu Mar 22 1990 23:221
    
396.10940Hershey Park --> Great American Bar -->Supreme CourtSTARV3::MACGREGORFri Mar 23 1990 00:091
    
396.10941Supreme Court ---> WimbledonMILKWY::SLABOUNTYHeavy_Metal power - 240 watts!!Fri Mar 23 1990 01:391
    
396.10942Wimbledon -> games in the grassNYSSA::BIELSKIDo we need a bigger Texas?Fri Mar 23 1990 03:544
	
    	I believe the Wimbledon courts are grass...or is it clay?
    Then again, if you're really concentrating on your game, it really
    shouldn't matter, eh wot?
396.10943game in the grass -> roll in the hayPEKING::AMANNPDon't ask me whyFri Mar 23 1990 13:250
396.10944roll in the hay --> roll in the doughSHARE::SATOWFri Mar 23 1990 17:010
396.10945roll in the hay/dough -> bun in the ovenLEZAH::BOBBITTthe phoenix-flowering dark roseFri Mar 23 1990 17:271
    
396.10946bun in the oven => pat-a-cakeMARVIN::KNOWLESintentionally Rive GaucheFri Mar 23 1990 17:341
    
396.10947pat-a-cake --> Jessica RabbitLESCOM::KALLISPumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift.Fri Mar 23 1990 17:422
    
    If you haven't seen _Who Framed Roger Rabbit_...
396.10948Jessica Rabbit ---> Kathleen TurnerMILKWY::SLABOUNTYHeavy_Metal power - 240 watts!!Fri Mar 23 1990 19:051
    
396.10949Kathleen Turner -> My Wild Irish RoseMELEE::BIELSKIDo we need a bigger Texas?Sat Mar 24 1990 01:203
	
    	residual from the recent St. Patrick's Day
    
396.10950My Wild Irish Rose --> Four RosesPROXY::CANTOREat any good books lately?Mon Mar 26 1990 04:500
396.10951LESCOM::KALLISPumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift.Mon Mar 26 1990 19:0110
    Four Roses --> bouquet of roses --> attar of rose --> essence --+
                                                                    |
                                                                    |
    +-- fum <-- foe <-- arrival <-- appearance <-- manifestation <--+
    |
    |
    +--> fumble --> bumble --> bee --> line --> erotic
    
    "Bee Line|" was (is?) the name of a publisher of steamy (X-rated)
    novels.
396.10952erotic --> Hawaian IslandsSTARV3::MACGREGORMon Mar 26 1990 21:561
    
396.10953Hawaian Islands -> Jack LordMACNAS::DKEATINGRome is full of fallen archesMon Mar 26 1990 22:041
    
396.10954Jack Lord --> Felix LeiterPOOL::TRUMPLERPoint of hors d'oeuvreMon Mar 26 1990 23:401
    One of several to play the part...
396.10955Felix Leiter --> Felix the CatSTARV3::MACGREGORTue Mar 27 1990 01:521
    
396.10956Felix the Cat --> Bag of TricksSHARE::SATOWTue Mar 27 1990 02:130
396.10957LESCOM::KALLISPumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift.Tue Mar 27 1990 02:5915
    Bag of tricks --> egg bag * --> bag eggs ** --> lockup --> Sly -+
                                                                    |
                                                                    |
                  lotion**** <-- imp <-- little devil <-- clever <--+
                  
    
    "egg bag":  There's a stage magician's trick where an egg appears
                or disappears from a purse-sized bag.
    
    "bag eggs": criminals are sometimes called "eggs"; to "bag" them
                is to arrest them.
    
    "Sly":  Sylvester Stallone starred in a film called _Lockup_.
    
    "lotion": The second part of "implosion," alternate spelling
396.10958lotion -=>>> balmNYSSA::BIELSKIDo we need a bigger Texas?Tue Mar 27 1990 04:362
	
    	Steve's fanciful flights are a balm...
396.10959balm --> unguentTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerTue Mar 27 1990 10:430
396.10960unguent -> salveLYRIC::BOBBITTthe phoenix-flowering dark roseTue Mar 27 1990 21:401
    
396.10961salve -> consciencePEKING::AMANNPDon't ask me whyTue Mar 27 1990 22:020
396.10962conscience --> con science --> desktop fusionSHARE::SATOWTue Mar 27 1990 22:050
396.10963desktop fusion -> particle bored <sigh> :-)MODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Mar 28 1990 02:161
    
396.10964particle bored <sigh> -> hole-y planeMELEE::BIELSKIDo we need a bigger Texas?Wed Mar 28 1990 04:191
    
396.10965LESCOM::KALLISPumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift.Wed Mar 28 1990 18:5212
    hole-y plane --> antiaircraft fire --> flack --> publicist --+
                                                                 |
                                                                 |
    +---  loafing rare <-- exercise routine <-- press release <--+
    |
    |
    +--> doughnutting common --> doughnut shop --> cop stop
    
    
    Re "desktop fusion":
    
                       -< desktop fusion --> burned-out PC >-
396.10966cop stop --> rooster supplyPOOL::TRUMPLERPoint of hors d'oeuvreWed Mar 28 1990 22:372
    
    --> cock stock -->
396.10967rooster supply -> eggsactlyNYSSA::BIELSKIDo we need a bigger Texas?Thu Mar 29 1990 20:031
    
396.10968LESCOM::KALLISPumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift.Thu Mar 29 1990 23:143
    eggsactly ,--> egg on the thespians --> abet the play --+
                                                            |
                  Moliere's stories <-- parlay the drama <--+
396.10969Moliere's stories --> leaky tireSTAR::RDAVISThe Man Without QuantitiesThu Mar 29 1990 23:361
    (--> Tartuffe --> asphalt --> flatulance -->)
396.10970flatulance --> sharpshooterPROXY::CANTOREat any good books lately?Fri Mar 30 1990 05:563
flatulance --> Flat, you lance --> You lance Flat --> 
           And I'll shoot Sharp --> Sharpshooter

396.10971sharpshooter --> crossbowUILA::WHORLOWVenturers do it in the bushFri Mar 30 1990 09:251
    
396.10972crossbow -> cross-purposesPEKING::AMANNPDon't ask me whyFri Mar 30 1990 18:160
396.10973cross-purposes -> livid lake troutNYSSA::BIELSKIDo we need a bigger Texas?Fri Mar 30 1990 18:362
	
    	actually, I've never met a porpoise that I didn't like.
396.10974livid lake trout -> crass bassGLIVET::RECKARDJon Reckard, 381-0878, ZKO3-2/T63Fri Mar 30 1990 18:380
396.10975LESCOM::KALLISPumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift.Fri Mar 30 1990 19:334
    crass bass --> uncouth singer --> scuzzy sewing machine --+
                                                              |
                                                              |
    love 'em & leave 'em <- dirty ditcher <- dirty stitcher <-+
396.10976love 'em & leave 'em -> cruel cadLYRIC::BOBBITTthe phoenix-flowering dark roseFri Mar 30 1990 20:481
    
396.10977cruel cad -> dastardly draftingRANGER::KALIKOWCall_me_anything_but_LateForDinnerFri Mar 30 1990 21:211
    
396.10978LESCOM::KALLISPumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift.Fri Mar 30 1990 21:305
    dastardly drafting --> press gangs --> linotypers --> newsprint --+
                                                                      |
                                                                      |
                                                         publicity<---+
                                                         
396.10979publicity ---> spotlightMILKWY::SLABOUNTYIsobariks give me a headache.Fri Mar 30 1990 23:311
    
396.10980spotlight -> 'give yourself up!'MODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Mar 30 1990 23:551
    
396.10981LESCOM::KALLISPumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift.Sat Mar 31 1990 00:3211
    `Give yourself up' --> sacrifice --> bunt --> bunting --> flag -+
                                                                    |
                                                                    |
+-- sand still <-- standstill <-- standing tall <-- Walking Dude <--+
|
|
+--> beach 'shine --> tanning butter --> browning butter --> overheated
    
    
    In the novel, _The Stand_, Simon Flass had an alias of "The Walking
    Dude."  
396.10982overheated --> underlovedPROXY::CANTOREat any good books lately?Sat Mar 31 1990 04:150
396.10983underloved --> sighAITG::DERAMODan D'Eramo, nice personSun Apr 01 1990 10:010
396.10984sigh -> melon CollieMELEE::BIELSKIDo we need a bigger Texas?Mon Apr 02 1990 09:571
    
396.10985melon Collie --> seedy curTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerMon Apr 02 1990 10:440
396.10986LESCOM::KALLISPumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift.Mon Apr 02 1990 20:001
    seedy cur --> cur seed --> puppies --> housebreaking --> earthquake
396.10987earthquake -> on shaky groundMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Apr 03 1990 03:151
    
396.10988on shaky ground -> on thin icePROXY::CANTOREat any good books lately?Tue Apr 03 1990 03:360
396.10989on thin ice ---> cruising for a bruisingMILKWY::SLABOUNTYThe 16V, 240 watt antenna mobile.Tue Apr 03 1990 03:511
    
396.10990cruising for a bruising -> black 'n blue all-weather radialsMELEE::BIELSKIDo we need a bigger Texas?Tue Apr 03 1990 18:273
	
    	I still have occasional problems with parking, but never tire of
    trying.
396.10991LESCOM::KALLISPumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift.Tue Apr 03 1990 18:5911
    black 'n blue all-weather radials --> black & blue Weatherman radicals -+
                                                                            |
                                                                            |
                brassiere** <--memories* <-- thongs <-- wrongs <-- riots <--+
                
    
    * as in "Thongs for the Memories,"
    
      ... a song about classical sandals, popularized by Bob Hope
    
    ** receptacle for memmories, as it were
396.10992brassiere -> brasserieVISA::BIJAOUIReal problems are in BeyruthTue Apr 03 1990 19:071
    
396.10993brasserie --> brass ratSHARE::SATOWWed Apr 04 1990 00:565
The (not so) affectionate nickname for the distinctive class ring of a New 
England college famous for producing technoweenies.

Clay
'68
396.10994brass rat --> beaverSSDEVO::EGGERSAnybody can fly with an engine.Wed Apr 04 1990 01:011
    The beaver is MIT's class ring, for those who didn't manage to get in.
396.10995beaver --> tail slapping --> knee slappingTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerWed Apr 04 1990 01:090
396.10996knee slapping -> cloggersMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Apr 04 1990 02:021
    
396.10997cloggers ---> hair ballsMILKWY::SLABOUNTYThe 16V, 240watt antenna mobile.Wed Apr 04 1990 03:091
    
396.10998hair balls --> bare hallsSSDEVO::EGGERSAnybody can fly with an engine.Wed Apr 04 1990 03:271
    
396.10999bare halls --> empty boxSSDEVO::EGGERSAnybody can fly with an engine.Wed Apr 04 1990 03:301
    
396.11000empty box --> televisionTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerWed Apr 04 1990 08:440
396.11001television --> far sighted --> far sited -->over the hills and far awayBERAQ::WHORLOWVenturers do it in the bushWed Apr 04 1990 08:521
    
396.11002LESCOM::KALLISPumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift.Wed Apr 04 1990 18:1718
    over the hills and far away --> ocean --> oh, shun --> avoid -+
                                                                  |
                                                                  |
   + tee <- golf <-- fore <- there <- ear <-- in one <- a hole <--+
   |
   |
   +--> bag --> nab --> it --> King --> ruler --> yardstick --> peg 
                                                                   
    
    re "King":
    
    Stephen King wrote _It_.
    
    Re "re `King'":
    
    
    Odiferous.
    
396.11003peg --> fifteen twoSHARE::SATOWWed Apr 04 1990 18:441
a cribbage term
396.11004fifteen two --> one for his knobWELMTS::HILLCarpe diem!Wed Apr 04 1990 20:071
    another cribbage term
396.11005one for his knob -> under the tableMELEE::BIELSKIDo we need a bigger Texas?Wed Apr 04 1990 21:293
	
    	I don't play cribbage and am easily bored, so I think I'll have
    another little drink.
396.11006under the table -> gumLEZAH::BOBBITTthe phoenix-flowering dark roseWed Apr 04 1990 21:354
    "one for his knob" - is that like one for the road ;)?
    
    -Jody
    
396.11007gum --> coffeePOOL::TRUMPLERPoint of hors d'oeuvreWed Apr 04 1990 22:1011
    Re "his knob":
    "His Nobs" (or "His Nibs") is the jack of the "right" suit.  "Right"
    is defined by the card turned up by the dealer after each player
    receives his cards.  A player possessing His Nibs gets one point.
    If His Nibs is turned up (that is, if the dealer turns up any jack), he
    gets two points.
    
    >M
    
    Re "coffee":
    --> mug -->
396.11008LESCOM::KALLISPumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift.Thu Apr 05 1990 01:301
    coffee --> cougher --> codger --> coot --> flute --> carve --> carver
396.11009carver --> carvelPROXY::CANTOREat any good books lately?Thu Apr 05 1990 03:200
396.11010carvel -> caravel -> cair paravel LEZAH::BOBBITTthe phoenix-flowering dark roseThu Apr 05 1990 18:452
    a candy bar - and a castle
    
396.11011cair paravel --> AslanTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerThu Apr 05 1990 21:400
396.11012Aslan --> dripPOOL::TRUMPLERPoint of hors d'oeuvreThu Apr 05 1990 21:483
    Several people from Spare Oom here, I see.
    
    --> nasal -->
396.11013drip -> dropMELEE::BIELSKIDo we need a bigger Texas?Thu Apr 05 1990 23:171
    
396.11014drop -> droopyVISA::BIJAOUIReal problems are in BeyruthThu Apr 05 1990 23:401
    
396.11015droopy->down in the mouthPEKING::AMANNPDon't ask me whyThu Apr 05 1990 23:421
    
396.11016down in the mouth --> goose breathSHARE::SATOWThu Apr 05 1990 23:440
396.11017LESCOM::KALLISPumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift.Fri Apr 06 1990 00:258
    goose breath --> unorthodox goose --> gentile gander --> tender glance --+
                                                                             |
                                                                             |
    merrily <-- verily <--yea <-- eye <-- blackened <-- hit by a coal car <--+                                                                          
                
    
    "tender" is a term for the car containing coal to be fed to the
    boiler of a steam locomotive.
396.11018merrily -> Merrill LynchLEZAH::BOBBITTthe phoenix-flowering dark roseFri Apr 06 1990 01:317
    re: .11014
    I got it
    "good morning starshine...."
    ;)
    
    -Jody
    
396.11019Merrill Lynch ---> bullMILKWY::SLABOUNTYThe 16V, 240watt antenna mobile.Fri Apr 06 1990 01:321
    
396.11020LESCOM::KALLISPumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift.Fri Apr 06 1990 02:1410
    bull --> thrower --> wrestler --> actor --> ham --> eggs --+
                                                               |
                                                               |
         +-- host <-- emcee <-- roaster <-- hens <-- chicks <--+
         |
         |
         +--> satellite --> cluster --> bunch --> grapes --> wine
    
    We presume the wrestler is a professional wrestler.
    
396.11021wine --> whine --> Poms --> BA jumboUILA::WHORLOWVenturers do it in the bushFri Apr 06 1990 09:0910
    
    
    
    How do you tell when a plane load of Poms (Brits) arrives at Sydney
    airport ?
    
    
    
    The whining doesn't stop after the engines do.
    
396.11022BA jumbo --> mumSHARE::SATOWFri Apr 06 1990 21:255
as in BA jumbo --> bo jumbo --> [mum]bo jumbo

Admittedly associating backwards (backsociating?)

Clay
396.11023mum -> bloomin' quietMELEE::BIELSKIDo we need a bigger Texas?Fri Apr 06 1990 21:481
    
396.11024bloomin' quiet -> country gardensLEZAH::BOBBITTthe phoenix-flowering dark roseSat Apr 07 1990 00:121
    
396.11025LESCOM::KALLISPumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift.Sat Apr 07 1990 00:201
      -<country gardens --> coventry --> coven tree --> witch hazel>-
396.11026witch hazel -> has/have more fun!MODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Sat Apr 07 1990 03:321
    witch hazel -> peroxide -> color -> blonde ->
396.11027has/have more fun! -> 3-/4-day weekends!MELEE::BIELSKIDo we need a bigger Texas?Mon Apr 09 1990 18:331
    
396.11028SHARE::SATOWMon Apr 09 1990 22:172
3-/4-day weekends! --> 3/4 day weekends --> workin' overtime

396.11029workin' overtime -->Tiler mending Big Ben's roofUILA::WHORLOWVenturers do it in the bushTue Apr 10 1990 13:231
    
396.11030LESCOM::KALLISPumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift.Tue Apr 10 1990 18:373
    -<Tiler mending Big Ben's roof --> medic tending little Benji's bark>-
      
    "Roof!  Roof!"
396.11031(ex) medic tending little Benji's bark -> vet vetMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Apr 10 1990 19:451
    
396.11032vet vet -> old soldiers never dieNYSSA::BIELSKIDo we need a bigger Texas?Tue Apr 10 1990 22:560
396.11033old soldiers never die -->sculptors make faces and bustUILA::WHORLOWVenturers do it in the bushWed Apr 11 1990 09:341
    
396.11034LESCOM::KALLISPumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift.Wed Apr 11 1990 18:334
    sculptors make faces and bust --> California or bust --+
                                                           |
                                                           |
     hands <-- palms <-- Bikini top <-- California bust <--+
396.11035hands > knees > and bumps-a-daisyWELMTS::HILLCarpe diem!Wed Apr 11 1990 19:101
    
396.11036and bumps-a-daisy -> where have all the flowers gone?NYSSA::BIELSKIDo we need a bigger Texas?Wed Apr 11 1990 21:521
    
396.11037WELMTS::HILLCarpe diem!Wed Apr 11 1990 22:391
    where have all the flowers gone? --> dried up 
396.11038dried up -> drought conditionsPEKING::AMANNPDon't ask me whyWed Apr 11 1990 22:490
396.11039LESCOM::KALLISPumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift.Wed Apr 11 1990 23:494
    Drought conditions --> water contract clause --> sharp clause --+
                                                                    |
                                                                    |
    losing bingo card < scratch-n-sniff letter <- scratching post <-+
396.11040TERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerThu Apr 12 1990 07:031
         < losing bingo card --> losing name-o card --> non-entity >
396.11041non-entity --> partial fractionUILA::WHORLOWnew math: 2 + 2 = 5; for large 2Thu Apr 12 1990 08:001
    
396.11042partial fraction -> 1/GLIVET::RECKARDJon Reckard, 381-0878, ZKO3-2/T63Thu Apr 12 1990 16:464
And a partial score, Princeton 27.


(George Carlin, et al)
396.110431/ -> One over the eightPEKING::AMANNPDon't ask me whyThu Apr 12 1990 17:531
396.11044one over the eight --> ballLESNET::KALLISPumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift.Thu Apr 12 1990 18:511
    
396.11045one over the eight -> point one two fiveMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Apr 12 1990 18:511
    
396.11046sooooooooooooieSHARE::SATOWThu Apr 12 1990 19:339
ball----------------+			    		   +- 19 missing--+
		    |		            		   |		  |
		    +--> 125 ball points ---> gross pens --+		  +--+
		    |			    		   |		  |  |
point one two five -+			    		   +- pig sty ----+  |
									     |
									     |
									     |
							soooooooooooie <-----+
396.11047sooooooooooooie -> or you can call me AlNYSSA::BIELSKIDo we need a bigger Texas?Thu Apr 12 1990 21:462
	
    	Paul Simon's music lives on.
396.11048or you can call me Al -> AustraliaMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Apr 12 1990 21:565
   or you can call me Al -> Her name was MacGill 
                            but she called herself Lil
                            and 
                            everyone knew her as Nancy -> Sheila ->
                            
396.11049Australia --> aboriginalPOOL::TRUMPLERPoint of hors d'oeuvreThu Apr 12 1990 23:030
396.11050aboriginal ---> Dancing QueenMILKWY::SLABOUNTYThe 16V, 240watt antenna mobile.Fri Apr 13 1990 00:407
    
    
    
    	A song by the band "ABBA".  Get it?
    
    							GTI
    
396.11051Dancing Queen -> figurineMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Apr 13 1990 01:081
    
396.11052RHYMIN::KALLISPumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift.Fri Apr 13 1990 02:4712
    figurine --> figuring --> reckoning --> doom --> fate --+
                                                            |
                                                            |
    +-- curses <--gypsies <-- ROMs <-- boots <-- brogans <--+
    |
    |
    +--> foiled 
    
    
    Re "you can call me Al":
    
    "You can call me Ray ...."
396.11053foiled -> saraned ( new word alert! )MODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Apr 13 1990 18:411
    
396.11054saraned -> SaracenLYRIC::BOBBITTfestina lente - hasten slowlyFri Apr 13 1990 19:061
    
396.11055Saracen --> RogerPOOL::TRUMPLERPoint of hors d'oeuvreFri Apr 13 1990 22:512
    
    --> Moor[e] -->
396.11056Moor --> HeatherTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerFri Apr 13 1990 23:280
396.11057Heather ---> stirrerMILKWY::SLABOUNTYThe 16V, 240watt antenna mobile.Sat Apr 14 1990 00:066
    
    
    	"Heat her" ---> "Stir her".
    
    	[I guess you had to be there.  I wish I would've been.  8^)]
    
396.11058stirrer -> stirrupLYRIC::BOBBITTpools of quiet fire...Tue Apr 17 1990 02:071
    
396.11059stirrup --> stirrup pumps --> spurts --> expertsUILA::WHORLOWnew math: 2 + 2 = 5; for large 2Tue Apr 17 1990 08:481
    
396.11060experts -> pervertsMACNAS::DKEATINGRome is full of fallen archesTue Apr 17 1990 17:281
    
396.11061Doubting ThomasCECV03::HACHELife is like an analogyTue Apr 17 1990 18:263
    perverts--->  voyuers---> peeping tom ---> doubting thomas
    
    
396.11062doubting Thomas -> I believe you, thousands wouldn't!PEKING::AMANNPDon't ask me whyTue Apr 17 1990 18:500
396.11063I believe you, thousands wouldn't!--> gullibleUILA::WHORLOWnew math: 2 + 2 = 5; for large 2Wed Apr 18 1990 03:541
    
396.11064gullible --> travelSHARE::SATOWWed Apr 18 1990 17:542
    

396.11065travel -> travailLYRIC::BOBBITTpools of quiet fire...Wed Apr 18 1990 18:341
    
396.11066travail -> reposVISA::BIJAOUIReal problems are in BeyruthWed Apr 18 1990 19:401
    Is this game meant to be english-only ?
396.11067travail --> repos --> bankruptciesSHARE::SATOWWed Apr 18 1990 20:157
396.11068bankruptcies -> submarinesNYSSA::BIELSKIDo we need a bigger Texas?Wed Apr 18 1990 23:432
	
    	both share the attribute of "going under".
396.11069submarines ---> The ArmyMILKWY::SLABOUNTYThe 16V, 240watt antenna mobile.Thu Apr 19 1990 02:426
    
    
    	"Sub-marines" - below/under Marines
    
    							GTI
    
396.11070The Army ---> the leggy --> the hippieUILA::WHORLOWnew math: 2 + 2 = 5; for large 2Thu Apr 19 1990 09:231
    
396.11071hippie --> pantsTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerThu Apr 19 1990 10:123
                    Hippies are good for holding up pants.

396.11072pants --> like a dogPROXY::CANTOREat any good books lately?Thu Apr 19 1990 11:140
396.11073like a dog --> an ex-spouseWELMT2::HILLCarpe diem!Thu Apr 19 1990 14:031
    
396.11074an ex-spouse -> ex-ratedNYSSA::BIELSKIDo we need a bigger Texas?Thu Apr 19 1990 18:391
    
396.11075ex-rated -> x-rayedLEZAH::BOBBITTpools of quiet fire...Thu Apr 19 1990 19:432
    oh, was I tempted.....
    
396.11076x-rayed -> marvel ( as in comics )MODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Apr 19 1990 21:351
    
396.11077marvel --> cat's eyePOOL::TRUMPLERPoint of hors d'oeuvreThu Apr 19 1990 23:422
    
    --> marble -->
396.11078cat's eye --> whiskers SYSTMX::HACHELife is like an analogyFri Apr 20 1990 02:191
    
396.11079Whiskers --> Cat FoodPOBOX::VANTILBURGIs winter almost over?Fri Apr 20 1990 03:211
    
396.11080Cat Food --> three blind miceUILA::WHORLOWnew math: 2 + 2 = 5; for large 2Fri Apr 20 1990 03:471
    
396.11081three blind mice --> blind as a batSYSTMX::HACHELife is like an analogyFri Apr 20 1990 21:391
    
396.11082blind as a bat -> working in the darkNYSSA::BIELSKIDo we need a bigger Texas?Fri Apr 20 1990 22:101
    
396.11083working in the dark ---> power failureMILKWY::SLABOUNTYThe 16V, 240watt antenna mobile.Fri Apr 20 1990 22:451
    
396.11084power failure --> faulty wiringSYSTMX::HACHELife is like an analogyFri Apr 20 1990 23:271
    
396.11085faulty wiring -> July 14MODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Sat Apr 21 1990 02:552
    
    Faulty wiring -> frayed -> (-a) -> fryed -> French -> 
396.11086July 14 --> Bastille Day -->n'est ce pas?SYSTMX::HACHELife is like an analogySat Apr 21 1990 04:021
    
396.11087n'est ce pas--->pourquoi pas?-->pas de deux-->father of twinsUILA::WHORLOWnew math: 2 + 2 = 5; for large 2Mon Apr 23 1990 04:208
    
    
    re -.a_few
    
     working in the dark --> mushrooms.....
    
    djw
    
396.11088father of twins --> ZeusTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerMon Apr 23 1990 05:030
396.11089Zeus -> chipsLEZAH::BOBBITTpools of quiet fire...Mon Apr 23 1990 18:592
    a new product from the Smartfood people
    
396.11090PEKING::AMANNPDon't ask me whyMon Apr 23 1990 19:060
396.11091crisps --> crittersTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetMon Apr 23 1990 22:4011
    
    
    "Crispy Critters" was a cereal I used to like in my youth . . .
    whenever the little animated spokesperson said the product's name,
    a whole stampede of little animated animal-cracker animals would
    stampede over him chanting "The one and only cereal that comes in
    the shape of animals" . . . 
    
    Ah, youth . . .
    
    --bonnie
396.11092critters --> varmintsSYSTMX::HACHELife is like an analogyTue Apr 24 1990 00:101
    
396.11093varmints --> fixed chocolate --> chocolate fixPROXY::CANTOREat any good books lately?Tue Apr 24 1990 05:390
396.11094chocolate fix -> better than bubble gum & bailing wireNYSSA::BIELSKIDo we need a bigger Texas?Tue Apr 24 1990 18:181
    
396.11095blind leading the blindSHARE::SATOWTue Apr 24 1990 21:3314
better than bubble gum and bailing wire ------------------------------------+ 
									    |
									    |
									    |
+-does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the [fence]post overnight? <-----+
|
|
|
+--> stale gum --> sore gums  --> sorghum --> molasses -->  moles' behinds -+
									    |
									    |
									    |
					        blind leading the blind <---+
							
396.11096blind leading the blind --> treePOOL::TRUMPLERPoint of hors d'oeuvreTue Apr 24 1990 22:086
    Re .11095:
    I believe that's "bedpost"...
    
    Re this one:
    
    --> shade -->
396.11097tree -> leave it outPEKING::AMANNPDon't ask me whyTue Apr 24 1990 22:390
396.11098leave it out -> open a branch officeMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Apr 24 1990 22:591
    
396.11099open a branch office ---> build a tree houseMILKWY::SLABOUNTYThe 16V, 240watt antenna mobile.Tue Apr 24 1990 23:055
    
    	Is there any other choice besides this one?
    
    	8^)
    
396.11100build a tree house -> gone with the windPEKING::AMANNPDon't ask me whyTue Apr 24 1990 23:120
396.11101gone with the wind --> autumn leavesSYSTMX::HACHELife is like an analogyWed Apr 25 1990 00:021
    
396.11102autumn leaves --> winter arrivesSHARE::SATOWWed Apr 25 1990 00:3010
396.11103winter arrives -> I met a man going to St. IvesMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Apr 25 1990 02:505
    winter arrives -> winter R'Ives -> winterives -> wives ->
                                       (inter) remove 'inter' from the
                                        inter
                                                                   
    
396.11104I met a man going to St. Ives -> bigamyLYRIC::BOBBITTpools of quiet fire...Wed Apr 25 1990 18:021
    
396.11105bigamy --> small of youSHARE::SATOWWed Apr 25 1990 18:271
396.11106small of you -> ewette :-)MODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Apr 25 1990 20:571
    
396.11107ewette --> I ain't et yetTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetWed Apr 25 1990 21:161
    
396.11108I ain't et yet -> peckishLEZAH::BOBBITTpools of quiet fire...Thu Apr 26 1990 06:261
    
396.11109peckish --> bushelishTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetThu Apr 26 1990 19:331
    
396.11110bushelish -> frutescentLEZAH::BOBBITTpools of quiet fire...Thu Apr 26 1990 19:501
    
396.11111frutescent -> fruit flavouredPEKING::AMANNPDon't ask me whyThu Apr 26 1990 20:060
396.11112fruit flavored --> life saversTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerThu Apr 26 1990 20:380
396.11113life savers --> respiratorsSYSTMX::HACHELife is like an analogyThu Apr 26 1990 21:281
    
396.11114respirators --> perspiratorsPOOL::TRUMPLERPoint of hors d'oeuvreThu Apr 26 1990 21:471
    
396.11115perspirators --> sweathogsSHARE::SATOWThu Apr 26 1990 21:520
396.11116sweathogs -> sweat hogs -> smoked hamMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Apr 26 1990 23:241
    
396.11117smoked ham -> burnt offeringsMACNAS::DKEATING_DUNDALK_ 1 - 0 _U.S.S.R._Fri Apr 27 1990 16:371
    
396.11118burnt offerings --> incense and peppermintTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetFri Apr 27 1990 18:203
    
    
    Okay, so I was a hippie.  So what?
396.11119LESCOM::KALLISPumpkins -- Nature's greatest gift.Fri Apr 27 1990 18:227
    burnt offerings --> lousy breakfast --> terrible coffee --+
                                                              |
                                                              |
  + short temper <- fragile patient <- infected consumptive <-+
  |
  |
  +--> rapid oil immersion --> gusher --> social butterfly 
396.11120social butterfly -> busy beeNYSSA::BIELSKIDo we need a bigger Texas?Fri Apr 27 1990 18:271
    
396.11121busy bee -> Kids, I shrunk the honey!MODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Apr 27 1990 19:121
    busy bee + incense and peppermint + (hippie days ...) ->
396.11122Kids, I shrunk the honey! --> DyslexiaCURIE::GREERFri Apr 27 1990 20:361
    
396.11123dyslexia --> is there a dog?TLE::RANDALLliving on another planetFri Apr 27 1990 22:271
    
396.11124is there a dog -> arfeistsLEZAH::BOBBITTpools of quiet fire...Fri Apr 27 1990 23:321
    
396.11125arfeists --> boxingPOOL::TRUMPLERPoint of hors d'oeuvreSat Apr 28 1990 00:442
    
    --> our fists -->
396.11126boxing -> boxLEZAH::BOBBITTpools of quiet fire...Sat Apr 28 1990 02:583
    oh no!  not back to that again!
    
    
396.11127box -> cherriesNYSSA::BIELSKIDo we need a bigger Texas?Sat Apr 28 1990 04:082
	
    chocolate covered, multi-layered, bet you can't eat just one.
396.11128cherries --> F.N.G.'sPROXY::CANTOREat any good books lately?Sat Apr 28 1990 10:553
Guess you had to be there, man.

Dave C.
396.11129F.N.G.'s -> fangs -> wampiresLYRIC::BOBBITTpools of quiet fire...Mon Apr 30 1990 18:481
    
396.11130wampires --> umpiresTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetMon Apr 30 1990 20:161
     
396.11131batSHARE::SATOWMon Apr 30 1990 22:309
					    +------baseball --------+
					    |			    |
					    |			    V	
                           wampires----> umpires----> blind -----> bat
			      |					    ^
			      |					    |
			      +-------------------------------------+		
     

396.11132bat --> not bat!TLE::RANDALLliving on another planetMon Apr 30 1990 23:091
    
396.11133not bat! -> goot!IJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeMon Apr 30 1990 23:431
396.11134goot! --> trafficPOOL::TRUMPLERPoint of hors d'oeuvreTue May 01 1990 02:005
    
    goot! --> schlecht! --> Geschlecht --> Geschlechtsverkehr --+
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                traffic <-- Sexual "traffic" <------------------+
396.11135traffic -> roundaboutMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue May 01 1990 02:541
    
396.11136roundabout -> out standingMELEE::BIELSKIDo we need a bigger Texas?Tue May 01 1990 03:344
	
    	taking a break until the traffic jam clears, or, if
    Crocodile Dundee is to be believed, taking a short pause while on a
    trek of the Outback.
396.11137out standing --> longer lastingTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerTue May 01 1990 04:230
396.11138longer lasting --> better tastingCSC32::W_AMESI don't KNOW where Tinkerbell is!Tue May 01 1990 05:101
    
396.11139better tasting --> butter tastingPROXY::CANTOREat any good books lately?Tue May 01 1990 08:310
396.11140butter tasting --> batter testingTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetTue May 01 1990 18:361
    
396.11141batter testing -> automatic bowlingPEKING::AMANNPDon't ask me whyTue May 01 1990 19:070
396.11142automatic bowling --> slot machineTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerTue May 01 1990 19:130
396.11143slot machine -> coin-op laundryLEZAH::BOBBITTpools of quiet fire...Tue May 01 1990 19:261
    
396.11144coin-op laundry -> old cents, new scentsMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue May 01 1990 19:401
    
396.11145old cents, new scents -> downtown MELEE::BIELSKIDo we need a bigger Texas?Tue May 01 1990 19:561
    
396.11146downtown --> up countryTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetTue May 01 1990 20:361
    
396.11147up country -> Joe and the Fish...MACNAS::DKEATING_DUNDALK_ 1 - 0 _U.S.S.R._Tue May 01 1990 22:001
    
396.11148Joe and the Fish -> Gimmie an 'F'!MODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue May 01 1990 23:231
    
396.11149Gimme an 'F'! --> 'F' for youTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerTue May 01 1990 23:310
396.11150'F' for you --> funny license plate numberTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetWed May 02 1990 02:221
    
396.11151funny license plate number --> blue plate specialCSC32::W_AMESI don't KNOW where Tinkerbell is!Wed May 02 1990 04:342
    
    
396.11152blue plate special -> saturday night specialMACNAS::DKEATING_DUNDALK_ 1 - 0 _U.S.S.R._Wed May 02 1990 16:041
    
396.11153saturday night special --> Saturday Night LiveSHARE::SATOWWed May 02 1990 18:213
    

396.11154Saturday Night Live -> Sunday morning hangoverMELEE::BIELSKIDo we need a bigger Texas?Wed May 02 1990 18:352
	
    never had one myself, but have heard others speak of them...
396.11155Sunday morning hangover -> NY Times Book ReviewTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetWed May 02 1990 18:381
    
396.11156NY Times Book Review -> Two thumbs soiled!MODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu May 03 1990 02:542
    Normally, I would say NY Times Book Review -> two thumbs up!
     but if you have ever read the NYTBR then you end up with....
396.11157Two thumbs soiled --> Dirty finger tipsPOBOX::VANTILBURGLet's hear it for Spring time &amp; fishing!!Thu May 03 1990 03:271
    
396.11158Dirty finger tips --> Thirty finger tipsPROXY::CANTOREat any good books lately?Thu May 03 1990 06:221
Three persons playing one piano!
396.11159Thirty finger tips -> vibro-massage unitsLEZAH::BOBBITTpools of quiet fire...Thu May 03 1990 18:574
    reminds me of those reclining lounge units that boast of (I'm not
    kidding) "Thermionic viveration and massage"......
    
    
396.11160vibro-massage units --> shake 'n' bakePOOL::TRUMPLERFahrverknotenThu May 03 1990 21:491
    
396.11161shake 'n' bake --> slice 'n' diceTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetThu May 03 1990 23:121
    
396.11162slice 'n' dice -> toss 'n' turnMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu May 03 1990 23:171
 
396.11163toss 'n' turn --> contrivedUILA::WHORLOWD R A B C = action planFri May 04 1990 05:105
    
    
     toss ---> bull ---> bull ring ---\
                                       \
     Turn ---> around --->--------------> roundabout ---> contrived
396.11164contrived -> jury-riggedLEZAH::BOBBITTpools of quiet fire...Fri May 04 1990 18:541
    
396.11165jury rigged -> judge just dockedMACNAS::DKEATINGAin't the weather great?Fri May 04 1990 19:211
    
396.11166judge just docked -> end of crewsNYSSA::BIELSKIDo we need a bigger Texas?Fri May 04 1990 21:211
    
396.11167end of crews --> sPOOL::TRUMPLERFahrverknotenFri May 04 1990 21:470
396.11168S --> S stands for Saturday :-)POBOX::VANTILBURGSpring flowers make me sneeze.Fri May 04 1990 22:501
    
396.11169S stands for Saturday --> survive Friday firstTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetFri May 04 1990 23:011
    
396.11170survive Friday first -> 1 X 1MODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Sat May 05 1990 00:141
    
396.111711 X 1 -=>> 2 X 4NYSSA::BIELSKIDo we need a bigger Texas?Sun May 06 1990 00:131
    
396.111722 X 4 --> 4X4 --> dreamtimeUILA::WHORLOWD R A B C = action planMon May 07 1990 06:051
    
396.11173dreamtime -> heavenly shades of night are falling...LYRIC::BOBBITTpools of quiet fire...Mon May 07 1990 19:221
    
396.11174chivesSHARE::SATOWMon May 07 1990 19:575
heavenly shades of night are falling --> Platters --> Herb Reed --+
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								  |
					  chives <-- reed herb <--+

396.11175chives --> honeyPOOL::TRUMPLERFahrverknotenMon May 07 1990 22:312
    
    --> 'b' hives -->
396.11176honey --> sugar my teaTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerMon May 07 1990 22:340
396.11177(no) sugar (tonight in) my tea -> New Mother Nature LEZAH::BOBBITTwe washed our hearts with laughterTue May 08 1990 00:041
    
396.11178New Mother Nature --> Old Father TimePROXY::CANTOREat any good books lately?Tue May 08 1990 03:300
396.11179Old Father Time --> Baby New YearCSC32::W_AMESI don't KNOW where Tinkerbell is!Tue May 08 1990 04:421
    
396.11180Baby New Year -> decades of diapersNYSSA::BIELSKIDo we need a bigger Texas?Tue May 08 1990 18:432
	
    ...for those who prefer the long view.
396.11181decades of diapers -> years of tearsMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue May 08 1990 19:001
    
396.11182years of tears --> too many onionsPOOL::TRUMPLERFahrverknotenTue May 08 1990 21:440
396.11183too many onions -> spoil the brothLEZAH::BOBBITTwe washed our hearts with laughterWed May 09 1990 00:311
    
396.11184spoil the broth --> hot and sour soupTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerWed May 09 1990 01:500
396.11185hot and sour soup --> MulligatawnyUILA::WHORLOWD R A B C = action planWed May 09 1990 04:331
    
396.11186Mulligatawny -> meeting the twainNYSSA::BIELSKIapproaching a bigger TexasWed May 09 1990 18:306
    
                                                            ^
                                                           / \
                                                            |
                                                            |
    Mulligatawny --> East Indian  --> Wild West  -->  Jesse James
396.11187meeting the twain -> mark the engineersMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed May 09 1990 22:393
    twain <- Mark
    twain -> train ========( Some form of summation )
    
396.11188mark the engineers --> myselfPOOL::TRUMPLERFahrverknotenWed May 09 1990 23:373
    
    :-)
    >Mark the engineer
396.11189myself -> doppelgangerMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu May 10 1990 19:031
    
396.11190dopp[elganger -> morgenspaziergangLYRIC::BOBBITTwe washed our hearts with laughterThu May 10 1990 20:003
    first word of that linguistic ilk that flittered into my brain.
    also a song by Kraftwerk
    
396.11191morgenspaziergang -> blitzkriegNYSSA::BIELSKIapproaching a bigger TexasFri May 11 1990 01:562
    
    my vocabulary is rather limited
396.11192blitzkrieg -> Time/Life BooksSEAPEN::PHIPPSDo not take internally.Fri May 11 1990 03:455
     Television ads now showing hawking a set of books on the third riech.

>    my vocabulary is rather limited

     So is theirs.
396.11193Time/life Books ---> Diaries of Anne FrankUILA::WHORLOWD R A B C = action planFri May 11 1990 04:411
    
396.11194dangerous liaisonsSHARE::SATOWFri May 11 1990 21:527
Diaries of Anne Frank --> diarrhea of bad frank --> bad meat --> bad meet --+
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						      dangerous liaisons <--+
									


396.11195dangerous liaisons --> safe sexPOOL::TRUMPLERFahrverknotenFri May 11 1990 22:001
    
396.11196safe sex -> AT&T ( reach out and touch) MODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Sat May 12 1990 00:171
    
396.11197AT&T --> MCICSC32::W_AMESI don't KNOW where Tinkerbell is!Sun May 13 1990 00:271
    
396.11198MCI --- > CIM --->MIC---> Mickey mouse clubUILA::WHORLOWD R A B C = action planMon May 14 1990 09:591
    
396.11199SHARE::SATOWMon May 14 1990 17:584
Mickey mouse club --> Squeak softly and carry a big stick

    

396.11200teddy bearNYSSA::BIELSKIapproaching a bigger TexasMon May 14 1990 18:322
    
    squeak softly and carry a big stick -> Teddy Rosevelt -> teddy bear
396.11201teddy bear -> PaddingtonLEZAH::BOBBITTwe washed our hearts with laughterMon May 14 1990 19:011
    
396.11202Paddington -> Big foot! ( a padding ton )MODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue May 15 1990 03:041
    
396.11203Big Foot --> Sasquatch (sp??)CSC32::W_AMESI don't KNOW where Tinkerbell is!Tue May 15 1990 04:132
    
    
396.11204Sasquatch - YetiMACNAS::DKEATINGCelibacy is NOT Hereditary!Tue May 15 1990 17:441
    
396.11205Yeti -> can I keep her?NYSSA::BIELSKIapproaching a bigger TexasTue May 15 1990 19:062
    
    ...she followed me home (pant, pant...).
396.11206can I keep her? -> can you afford her?LEZAH::BOBBITTwe washed our hearts with laughterTue May 15 1990 19:331
    
396.11207can you afford her?->she's not worth havingWELMTS::HILLCarpe diem!Tue May 15 1990 20:541
    
396.11208MACNAS::DKEATINGCelibacy is NOT Hereditary!Tue May 15 1990 21:572
    She's not worth having -> But,is she worth halving?
    
396.11209is she worth halving --> magic actPOOL::TRUMPLERFahrverknotenTue May 15 1990 22:126
    Re yeti:
    -< yeti --> George >-
    
    yeti --> Abominable Snowman --> George
    Bugs Bunny was once captured by a Martian, and delivered as a pet to
    an A.S., who insisted on calling everyone George.
396.11210magic act --->presdigitation ---> forced to join decUILA::WHORLOWD R A B C = action planWed May 16 1990 13:088
    
    
    
    re -.a few
    
     sasquatch (sp??) --- > no, they can't read either
    
                                          
396.11211still not playing with a full DECNYSSA::BIELSKIapproaching a bigger TexasWed May 16 1990 18:147
396.11212not playing with a full DEC -> discorporateLEZAH::BOBBITTwe washed our hearts with laughterWed May 16 1990 21:001
    
396.11213discorporate -> out of body experienceMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed May 16 1990 21:121
    
396.11214out of body experience --> OBE --> Obi-WanTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerThu May 17 1990 01:510
396.11215Obi-Wan -> pretty tough PrincessNYSSA::BIELSKIapproaching a bigger TexasThu May 17 1990 01:582
    
    ...Carrie Fisher
396.11216SHARE::SATOWThu May 17 1990 18:453
pretty tough Princess --> How's your steak, sir?

    
396.11217How's your steak, sir? -> heartfelt, he replied vampishly MODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu May 17 1990 20:381
    
396.11218heartfelt, he replied vampishly --> surgeryPOOL::TRUMPLERFahrverknotenThu May 17 1990 22:310
396.11219surgery -> cut it outNYSSA::BIELSKIapproaching a bigger TexasFri May 18 1990 02:532
    
    ...I'm ticklish
396.11220cut it out -> ticklish -> vivisectionTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetFri May 18 1990 19:361
    
396.11221intensive care unitSHARE::SATOWFri May 18 1990 19:422
vivisection --> 6 6 section --> sick, sick section --> intensive care unit

396.11222intensive care unit - ICU - how not to be seenLYRIC::BOBBITTwe washed our hearts with laughterFri May 18 1990 20:191
    
396.11223how not to be seen --> be obviousTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerSat May 19 1990 00:120
396.11224be obvious -> be obliviousMELEE::BIELSKIMass. Senate likes bigger TexasSat May 19 1990 01:031
    
396.11225be oblivious -> be YourselffMELEE::BIELSKIMass. Senate likes bigger TexasWed May 23 1990 21:193
    
    a small remembrance for an indominatable friend, Dewitt Yourselff
    
396.11226promiscuousSHARE::SATOWThu May 24 1990 19:324
Be Yourselff --> too many f's --> too f_____' many --> f_____' too many --+
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									  |
							   promiscuous <--+
396.11227promiscuous -> corsageMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu May 24 1990 21:091
396.11228corsage --> racing, weight for age -->sitting, watching time go byUILA::WHORLOWD R A B C = action planFri May 25 1990 04:311
    
396.11229sitting, watching time go --> fishingTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerFri May 25 1990 21:400
396.11230fishing --> fissioningSTAR::CANTORYou never outgrow your need for TECO.Sat May 26 1990 03:380
396.11231fissioning --> smallerCOMET::POSHUSTASolar CatSat May 26 1990 08:121
    
396.11232smaller -> Stuart LittleSCARGO::TOBINLive life and light the fuseSun May 27 1990 00:211
    
396.11233Stuart Little -> Little Stevie OrbitCOMET::POSHUSTASolar CatSun May 27 1990 10:541
    
396.11234Little Stevie Orbit --> Sugar Free GumAYOV27::ISMITHMr The Fish?Mon May 28 1990 18:551
    
396.11235Sugar Free Gum --> ExtraCSC32::W_AMESI don't KNOW where Tinkerbell is!Tue May 29 1990 04:011
    
396.11236Extra -->extra, read all abaht it. Late night FinalUILA::WHORLOWD R A B C = action planTue May 29 1990 05:173
    
    
    One of the cries of London
396.11237extra, read all abaht it. Late night Final -> film at 11COMET::POSHUSTASolar CatTue May 29 1990 12:426
    
    
    	I found a 1931 Minneapolis Tribune while moving my cousin 
    	this long weekend!  Then I played Nitendo Paperboy with 
    	her son.  So...
    
396.11238film at 11 -> where's my toothbrush?NYSSA::BIELSKIMass. Senate likes bigger TexasTue May 29 1990 18:201
    
396.11239where's my toothbrush? -> included in our oral history...MODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed May 30 1990 00:231
    
396.11240oral history --> dental chartTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetWed May 30 1990 01:301
    
396.11241<dental chart -> Dr. Teeth>CGVAX2::TOBINLive life and light the fuseWed May 30 1990 05:151
    
396.11242Dr. Teeth --> no-see-umsTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerWed May 30 1990 07:301
   Said to have been invented by a mad dentist -- teeth with wings.
396.11243no-see-ums -> Baby SnookumsLEZAH::BOBBITTwe washed our hearts with laughterWed May 30 1990 18:482
    Dr. Teeth -> and the electric mayhem!
    
396.11244Baby Snookums -> Fanny BriceNYSSA::BIELSKIMass. nears a bigger TexasWed May 30 1990 21:036
	
    	My first broken heart - after hearing Fanny Brice on the radio as
    Baby Snooks and falling madly in love, then later seeing her photo and
    realizing that she was a order of magnitude older than I.
    
    	No wonder growing up is so hard to do.
396.11245Fanny Brice -> Fanny AdamsVOGON::BALLGo on! Buy my Cortina!Wed May 30 1990 23:580
396.11246Fanny Adams --> Fanny FarmerCGVAX2::TOBINLive life and light the fuseThu May 31 1990 00:431
    
396.11247fanny farmer --> farmer brownCECV01::HACHELife is like an analogyThu May 31 1990 03:291
    
396.11248fanny farmer --> farmer brown --> brown-noseTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetThu May 31 1990 19:421
    I tried to resist.  I really did.
396.11249farmer brown -> apple dumplingsLYRIC::BOBBITTfantasiaThu May 31 1990 19:424
    Farmer Brown Eats Apple Dumplings Grandma Cooks
    (I think that's the remembering-scheme for the scale-cycle of flat-keys
    for piano - maybe other instruments too - FBEADGC)
    
396.11250apple dumplings + brown nose -> cinnamon buns?LYRIC::BOBBITTfantasiaThu May 31 1990 19:431
    
396.11251cinnamon buns --> hot pantsTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetThu May 31 1990 19:451
    
396.11252hot pants --> obscene phone callSHARE::SATOWThu May 31 1990 19:491
396.11253hot pants => cold showersMARVIN::KNOWLESintentionally Rive GaucheThu May 31 1990 19:506
396.11254short circuitTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetThu May 31 1990 21:115
    obscene phone call --+
                          \
                           +---> short circuit
                          /
    cold showers   ------+
396.11255short circuit -> hot lineVISA::BIJAOUIReal problems are in BeyruthThu May 31 1990 21:481
    
396.11256hot line -> tip sheetLYRIC::BOBBITTfantasiaThu May 31 1990 23:381
    
396.11257tip sheet -> chitMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Jun 01 1990 00:181
    
396.11258chit -> chattanoogaCGVAX2::TOBINmisplaced TexanFri Jun 01 1990 02:451
    
396.11259chattanooga --> choo-chooCSC32::W_AMESI don't KNOW where Tinkerbell is!Fri Jun 01 1990 04:552
    
    
396.11260choo choo => CC RiderMARVIN::KNOWLESintentionally Rive GaucheFri Jun 01 1990 13:281
    
396.11261CC Rider --> Easy RiderSHARE::SATOWFri Jun 01 1990 18:050
396.11262easy rider --> horse with padded saddleTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetFri Jun 01 1990 18:271
    
396.11263horse with padded saddle --> feather bedSYSTMX::HACHELife is like an analogyFri Jun 01 1990 21:371
    
396.11264feather bed -> tickler trundleMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Jun 01 1990 21:531
    
396.11265tickler trundle --> French ticklerTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetFri Jun 01 1990 23:301
    
396.11266French tickler -> bon motMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Sat Jun 02 1990 01:331
    
396.11267bon mot --> bon bonSYSTMX::HACHELife is like an analogySat Jun 02 1990 03:101
    
396.11268bon bon -> popcorn -> cinemaCGVAX2::TOBINmisplaced TexanSat Jun 02 1990 03:371
    
396.11269cinema -> Tom MixMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Sat Jun 02 1990 21:281
    
396.11270Tom Mix --> Roy Rogers and Dale EvansCSC32::W_AMESI don't KNOW where Tinkerbell is!Mon Jun 04 1990 01:082
    
    
396.11271Roy Rogers and Dale Evans -> Trigger HappyLYRIC::BOBBITTfantasiaMon Jun 04 1990 03:541
    
396.11272Trigger Happy -> Hopped-along CassidyNYSSA::BIELSKIStan B.Mon Jun 04 1990 19:251
    
396.11273hopped-along Cassidy --> frog with one legTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetMon Jun 04 1990 21:041
    
396.11274frog with one leg --> Loser of jumping contestSEAPEN::PHIPPSDo not take internally.Mon Jun 04 1990 22:371
     Just going around in circles.
396.11275Loser of jumping contest -> Mexican beansMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Mon Jun 04 1990 23:381
    
396.11276Mexican beans --> refried beansTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetMon Jun 04 1990 23:421
    
396.11277refried beans --> rear-end explosionPOOL::TRUMPLERFahrverknotenTue Jun 05 1990 00:142
    
    --> [Ford] pinto -->
396.11278rear-end explosion --> overheated fireflyTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetTue Jun 05 1990 00:211
    
396.11279overheated firefly -> James BrownMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Jun 05 1990 19:121
    (firefly - fire) -> hot pants ->
396.11280James Brown -> Heh!LEZAH::BOBBITTfantasiaTue Jun 05 1990 22:251
    
396.11281Heh! --< I feel good...POBOX::VANTILBURGSpring flowers make me sneeze.Wed Jun 06 1990 00:431
    
396.11282I feel good --> I'm outta jailTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetWed Jun 06 1990 01:451
    
396.11283Im outta jail -> living in AmericaMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Jun 06 1990 02:441
    
396.11284living in America --> Born In the U.S.A.CSC32::W_AMESI don't KNOW where Tinkerbell is!Wed Jun 06 1990 04:372
    
    
396.11285Born in the U.S.A. --> made in TaiwanTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerWed Jun 06 1990 06:340
396.11286Made in Taiwan -> Down and Out in Beverly Hills...MACNAS::DKEATINGCelibacy is NOT Hereditary!Wed Jun 06 1990 15:111
    
396.11287SHARE::SATOWWed Jun 06 1990 18:114
Down and Out in Beverly Hills... ---> Beverly Hills Cop

    

396.11288Beverly Hills Cop --> the TerminatorTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetWed Jun 06 1990 18:181
    
396.11289the terminator -> ;MODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Jun 06 1990 18:531
    
396.11290; --> pauseSYSTMX::HACHELife is like an analogyWed Jun 06 1990 21:551
    
396.11291Pause --> that refreshesSHARE::SATOWWed Jun 06 1990 22:031
An old Coca-Cola advertising theme
396.11292that refreshes -> underground springsMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Jun 06 1990 22:541
    
396.11293underground springs --> bouncing bedrock --> --> earthquakesTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetThu Jun 07 1990 01:071
    
396.11294earthquakes --> Earth First!POOL::TRUMPLERFahrverknotenThu Jun 07 1990 03:163
    re "bouncing bedrock":
    -< boucing bedrock -->
                                Bam-Bam >-
396.11295Bam-Bam + Earth First! --> cotton mastadon diapersTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetThu Jun 07 1990 18:091
    
396.11296cotton mastadon diapers -> the root of extinctionNYSSA::BIELSKIStan B.Thu Jun 07 1990 21:261
    
396.11297the root of extinction -> family treesMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Jun 07 1990 23:231
   
396.11298family trees --> banyanTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerFri Jun 08 1990 01:480
396.11299banyan --> concreteTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetFri Jun 08 1990 01:552
    What the banyan tree that holds the Swiss Family Robinson tree
    house in Disney World is made of.
396.11300Banyan --> Concrete --> JungleSHARE::SATOWFri Jun 08 1990 02:040
396.11301Jungle --> Upton SinclairTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetFri Jun 08 1990 02:231
    At least I think that's who wrote the book
396.11302Upton Sinclair --> Sinclair LewisSYSTMX::HACHELife is like an analogyFri Jun 08 1990 02:321
    
396.11303Sinclair Lewis --> Lewis CarrollSHARE::SATOWFri Jun 08 1990 02:371
Note 703 springs to life!
396.11304Lewis Carroll --> Alice --> The AliceTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerFri Jun 08 1990 03:320
396.11305The Alice -> The A-TeamMACNAS::DKEATINGCelibacy is NOT Hereditary!Fri Jun 08 1990 16:201
    
396.11306The A-Team -> The ATMLYRIC::BOBBITTfantasiaFri Jun 08 1990 19:341
    
396.11307the ATM --> I'm brokeTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetFri Jun 08 1990 21:331
    
396.11308I'm broke -> beyond Customer ServiceNYSSA::BIELSKIStan B.Fri Jun 08 1990 22:071
    
396.11309beyond Customer Service --> Beyond 2000POOL::TRUMPLERFahrverknotenFri Jun 08 1990 22:430
396.11310Queen for a DaySHARE::SATOWFri Jun 08 1990 22:505
Beyond 2000 --> Beyond the Blue Horizon -->  Queen for a Day


	"Beyond the Blue Horizon" was the theme song 
	 of the TV show "Queen for a Day"
396.11311Queen for a Day --> repent at leisureTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetFri Jun 08 1990 22:561
    
396.11312repent at leisure -> sin quickly!MODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Sun Jun 10 1990 03:211
    
396.11313sin quickly => bigamyMARVIN::KNOWLESintentionally Rive GaucheMon Jun 11 1990 18:038
    In a fairly recent edition of Stevenson's, in the index - I think,
    there's a misprint: something like
    
    	m. in haste, repeat at leisure
    or
    	marry in h., repeat at leisure
    or
    	marry in haste, repeat at l.
396.11314bigamy --> trigamy --> origamiTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetMon Jun 11 1990 18:271
    two spouses, three spouses, and what follows?
396.11315origami -> over, under, out and throughLEZAH::BOBBITTfantasiaMon Jun 11 1990 20:221
    
396.11316over, under,out and through -> bowline (knot)MODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Mon Jun 11 1990 21:311
396.11317bowline (knot) --> loose shoelacesTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetMon Jun 11 1990 23:301
    
396.11318blue suede shoesSHARE::SATOWTue Jun 12 1990 00:027
loose shoelaces --> loose shoes --> blue suede shoes


re: "loose shoes"  relates to a vulgar, racist joke that caused Earl Butz, 
former U.S. Secretary of Agriculture, to be fired.
    

396.11319blue suede shoes --> water skiisTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetTue Jun 12 1990 00:572
    a joke my father used to make about the shoes of people with very
    large feet.
396.11320Water skiis --> Barefoot skiingPOBOX::VANTILBURGSpring flowers make me sneeze.Tue Jun 12 1990 02:501
    
396.11321Barefoot skiing -> bottomless water sportsNYSSA::BIELSKIStan B.Tue Jun 12 1990 20:551
    
396.11322bottomless water sports --> skinny dippin'SHARE::SATOWTue Jun 12 1990 22:520
396.11323skinny dippn' --> nude beachTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerWed Jun 13 1990 00:033
   In this day of oil spills, they're pretty rare.

396.11324nude beach -> silicon, siliconMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Jun 13 1990 00:081
    
396.11325silicon, silicon -> The Silicon Mountian COMET::POSHUSTASolar CatWed Jun 13 1990 08:293
    
    	An old moniker for Colorado Springs.
    
396.11326The Silicon Mountain -> Pike's PeakMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Jun 13 1990 19:041
    resisting the temptation of -> Dolly Parton.... :-)
396.11327Pike's Peak -> Spike, speak!LEZAH::BOBBITTthe universe wraps in upon itselfWed Jun 13 1990 19:163
    Wasn't "Spike" the name of Elvira's poodle in her awful (and
    intentionally so, and enjoyably so) movie?
    
396.11328Spike, speak! -> roll overANOVAX::TFOLEYBattle of Wits = unarmed combat.Wed Jun 13 1990 19:521
    
396.11329roll over --> and play deadSTAR::CANTORYou never outgrow your need for TECO.Wed Jun 13 1990 21:570
396.11330and play dead --> GratefulTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerWed Jun 13 1990 22:170
396.11331Grateful --> if you'd turn it offTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetWed Jun 13 1990 23:111
    
396.11332if you'd turn it off -> tune in, turn on, drop outMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Jun 13 1990 23:261
    
396.11333tune in, turn on, drop out -> life cycleNYSSA::BIELSKIStan B.Thu Jun 14 1990 18:341
    
396.11334life cycle -> man, woman, birth,death,infinitySHARE::SATOWThu Jun 14 1990 18:5514
life cycle ---> 	* man
			* woman
			* birth 
			* death 
			* infinity

The opening lines from the Fifties TV Show "Ben Casey", uttered by Dr. Zorba 
(Sam Jaffee -- distinctive by the unkempt white hair on his head) to Dr. Ben 
Casey (Vincent Edwards -- distinctive by the curly dark hair on his chest).


Clay
	* = insert the symbol here.  I have no clue how to make them
	    on the tube. 
396.11335man, woman, birth, death, infinity -> chocolateLEZAH::BOBBITTthe universe wraps in upon itselfThu Jun 14 1990 19:202
    well, I knew *something* was missing from the cycle!
    
396.11336chocolate --> coffeeTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetThu Jun 14 1990 19:247
    I think Ben Casey was the early 60's because I remember watching
    it.
    
    I always preferred Dr. Kildaire, though.  Richard Chamberlain,
    sigh . . . 
    
    --b
396.11337coffee -> breakVISA::BIJAOUIReal problems are in BeyruthThu Jun 14 1990 22:151
    
396.11338 break >- ing up is hard to doSEAPEN::PHIPPSDTN 225.4959Thu Jun 14 1990 22:320
396.11339ing up is hard to do --> but down is softSHARE::SATOWThu Jun 14 1990 22:451
396.11340but down is soft -> left is even; right is oddMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Jun 14 1990 23:351
    
396.11341left is even; right is odd --> spinning wheelsTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerFri Jun 15 1990 01:200
396.11342spinning wheels --> AuroraSYSTMX::HACHELife is like an analogyFri Jun 15 1990 02:042
    
    Aurora = Sleeping Beauty
396.11343Aurora ---> kia-ora---> whaaaaat?UILA::WHORLOWD R A B C = action planFri Jun 15 1990 04:4614
    
    
    From an *old* (c1959) UK advert....
    
    
     Girl balancing basket on nose, walking down road
    
     Mothers voice yelling.. "Don't forget the Kia-ora, Aurora!"
    
     Girl humps, basket falls over her head, muffling voice
    
     "Whaaaaaat?"
    
    djw
396.11344whaaaaat? --> One more and you'll be a light bulb.STAR::CANTORYou never outgrow your need for TECO.Fri Jun 15 1990 07:4816
re .11343

Similar to a '50s ad we had here in the states.  A little jingle that
went:

    Remember, Sarah Ann,
    Don't forget Saran Wrap.

And this seems like a good enough time to recall, one more time:

    How many cookies did Andrew eat?
    Andrew ate eight thousand.
    How do you keep your carpet clean?    (or was it 'neat'?)
    Call ANdrew 8-8000.

Dave C.
396.11345One more and you'll be a light bulb -> socket to meNYSSA::BIELSKIStan B.Fri Jun 15 1990 18:201
    
396.11346socket to me -> Judy CarneLYRIC::BOBBITTthe universe wraps in upon itselfFri Jun 15 1990 18:532
    From Laugh-In
    
396.11347Judy Carne -> "say goodnight Dick"ANOVAX::TFOLEYBattle of Wits = unarmed combat.Fri Jun 15 1990 19:072
    from Laugh In also.
    
396.11348Say goodnight, Dick --> Dick TracySTAR::CANTORYou never outgrow your need for TECO.Sat Jun 16 1990 03:500
396.11349Dick Tracy -> Debra HarryMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Sat Jun 16 1990 07:002
    { male female -> female male }
    
396.11350Debra Harry ---> Zebra, Hairy ---> striped pyjamasUILA::WHORLOWD R A B C = action planMon Jun 18 1990 04:5411
    
    
    
    
    
    re - a few - a passing reference to lightbulbs (globes)
    
    mazda bulbs stay brighter longer,
    Always ask for Mazda!
    
    
396.11351striped pyjamas --> stripped pyjamasSTAR::CANTORYou never outgrow your need for TECO.Mon Jun 18 1990 08:040
396.11352stripped pyjamas --> birthday suitTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetMon Jun 18 1990 18:211
    
396.11353birthday suit -> dressed to celebrateNYSSA::BIELSKIStan B.Mon Jun 18 1990 20:071
    
396.11354dressed to celebrate --> weddingPOOL::TRUMPLERFahrverknotenMon Jun 18 1990 23:021
    I was at one last weekend...
396.11355wedding -> drying ( opposites? :-))MODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Jun 19 1990 01:121
    
396.11356drying opposites --> twin towelsTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetTue Jun 19 1990 01:131
    
396.11357twin towels --> twin towersSHARE::SATOWTue Jun 19 1990 01:410
396.11358twin towers --> two-man water-ski speed-boatsUILA::WHORLOWD R A B C = action planTue Jun 19 1990 08:441
    
396.11359two-man water-ski speedboats --> tangled ropesTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetTue Jun 19 1990 18:031
    
396.11360Moral EquivalentSHARE::SATOWTue Jun 19 1990 18:2712
				    +--> pores --> sweat --> equity ---------+
				    |					     |
tangled ropes --> scrambled ropes --+					     |
				    |					     |	
				    +--> spore --> mushroom --> morel --+    |
									|    |
									|    |
				    	            +--------- moral <--+    |
						    |			     |
				moral equivalent <--+	                     |
						    |			     |
						    +--------- equivalent <--+
396.11361Moral equivalent -> Aesop's FablesMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Jun 19 1990 18:541
    
396.11362Aesop's Fables -> Mrs. Aesop's queriesNYSSA::BIELSKIStan B.Tue Jun 19 1990 19:131
    
396.11363tangled webTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetTue Jun 19 1990 20:161
    Moral equivalent -> Aesop's fables -> Mrs. Aesop's queries -> tangled web
396.11364tangled web --> potato basketballPOOL::TRUMPLERThis space for rentTue Jun 19 1990 21:582
    
    --> Spud Webb through the hoop -->
396.11365potato basketball --> shoestring potatoesTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetWed Jun 20 1990 00:211
    
396.11366shoestring potatoes --> dining on a budgetUILA::WHORLOWD R A B C = action planWed Jun 20 1990 04:411
    
396.11367dining on a budget --> eating your wordsTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetWed Jun 20 1990 18:271
    
396.11368eating your words --> swallowing a swordSHARE::SATOWWed Jun 20 1990 18:451
I'm in an anagrammatic mood
396.11369swallowing a sword -> hunger pangsNYSSA::BIELSKIStan B.Wed Jun 20 1990 19:201
    
396.11370hunger pangs --> huger fangsTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetWed Jun 20 1990 22:301
    
396.11371huger fangs --> sabre toothTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerThu Jun 21 1990 02:130
396.11372sabre tooth --> dirk smirkUILA::WHORLOWD R A B C = action planThu Jun 21 1990 08:011
    
396.11373dirk smirk --> Dastardly DanTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetThu Jun 21 1990 17:561
    
396.11374Dastardly Dan -> Simon Bar SinisterLYRIC::BOBBITTthe universe wraps in upon itselfThu Jun 21 1990 20:101
    
396.11375Simon Bar Sinister -> Simon saysNYSSA::BIELSKIStan B.Fri Jun 22 1990 01:161
    
396.11376Simon says --> read my lipsTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetFri Jun 22 1990 02:101
    
396.11377read my lips -> book of the mouth club?MODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Jun 22 1990 03:111
    
396.11378book of the month club? >- book of the month scam...COMET::POSHUSTASolar CatFri Jun 22 1990 09:351
    
396.11379book of the mouth club --> Mickey Mouse ClubSTAR::CANTORYou never outgrow your need for TECO.Fri Jun 22 1990 11:065
.11377  book of the mouth club
                      =

.11378  book of the month club        loses for misreading .11377
                      =
396.11380Mickey Mouse Club --> Roger Rabbit gunTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetFri Jun 22 1990 17:591
    
396.11381Roger Rabbit gun -> dumb, dumb bulletsNYSSA::BIELSKIStan B.Fri Jun 22 1990 21:061
    
396.11382dumb, dumb bullets --> moronic munitionsPOOL::TRUMPLERThis space for rentFri Jun 22 1990 22:470
396.11383moronic munitions -> flap happyCOMET::POSHUSTASolar CatSat Jun 23 1990 11:451
    
396.11384flap happy --> feline flapSTAR::CANTORYou never outgrow your need for TECO.Sat Jun 23 1990 12:0410

(Feline flap is another in the series of alliterative synonyms for
different kinds of animal excrement.  Other examples are donkey dung
and canary crap.)

Mr. Moderator:  If this is out of bounds, you can delete it, but it
would be a sad state of affairs.

Dave C.
396.11385feline flap -> cat talkCOMET::POSHUSTASolar CatSat Jun 23 1990 13:081
    
396.11386cat talk -> the cat's meowHUGS::KRISTYRock-n-roll WoobieSun Jun 24 1990 10:471
    
396.11387the cat's meow -> the cat's pajamasCOMET::POSHUSTASolar CatSun Jun 24 1990 11:061
    
396.11388the cat's pajamas -> the cat's grinIJSAPL::ELSENAARFractal of the universeSun Jun 24 1990 15:032
    

396.11389the cat's grin --> CheshireTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerMon Jun 25 1990 10:100
396.11390Cheshire--> Cheddar--> Wensleydale-->WharfdaleUILA::WHORLOWD R A B C = action planMon Jun 25 1990 12:391
    
396.11391Wharfdale --> high and dryTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetMon Jun 25 1990 18:281
    Well, if the wharf's in the dale, where would the water be?
396.11392high and dry -> Mt. ArafatMELEE::BIELSKIStan B.Tue Jun 26 1990 02:164
	
    
    ...or something like that - the place Noah came ashore after the flood.
    (-;
396.11393Mt. Arafat --> Yasser, that's my baby!SHARE::SATOWTue Jun 26 1990 02:244
re: .11392

I think it's "Ararat".

396.11394Yasser, that's my baby --> proud mamaTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetTue Jun 26 1990 18:311
    
396.11395proud mama => damp amourMARVIN::KNOWLESintentionally Rive GaucheTue Jun 26 1990 18:351
    
396.11396damp amour --> drunk and disorderlyTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetTue Jun 26 1990 19:101
    
396.11397drunk and disorderly --> Advanced Drunk and DisorderlySTAR::CANTORYou never outgrow your need for TECO.Tue Jun 26 1990 22:4512
Drunk and disorderly --> d & d --> D & D --> Dungeons and Dragons -->

   Advanced Dungeons and Dragons --> A D & D --> (what if there were a

   game called) Advanced Drunkeness and Disorderliness ?  How would it

   be played?

D&D can also stand for Documentation and Discipline
Gee.  This sounds like a Trivia topic.  See you there.

Dave C.
396.11398Advanced Drunk and Disorderly --> Passed outTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetTue Jun 26 1990 22:591
    
396.11399passed out -> cross-eyedLEZAH::BOBBITTthe universe warps in upon itselfWed Jun 27 1990 00:012
    in all those old cartoons people who were out cold had X's for eyes.
    
396.11400cross-eyed --> pigeon-toedSTAR::CANTORYou never outgrow your need for TECO.Wed Jun 27 1990 03:274
Funny thing about that, when X was a kxd, some of us wrote letters that
had X's for X's, too.

Dave C.
396.11401Pigeon-Toed --> Orange PeelTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetWed Jun 27 1990 03:412
    The name of a sleazy disco in a sleazy Clint Eastwood movie from the 
    '70's.
396.11402Orange Peel -> Sunset StripNYSSA::BIELSKIStan B.Wed Jun 27 1990 19:431
    
396.11403Sunset Strip --> disrobing by daylightPOOL::TRUMPLERHelp prevent truth decay.Wed Jun 27 1990 22:050
396.11404disrobing by daylight --> nude beachTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetWed Jun 27 1990 23:311
    
396.11405nude beach --> all-over tanHUGS::KRISTYRock-n-roll WoobieThu Jun 28 1990 08:171
    
396.11406all-over tan -> solarcainCOMET::POSHUSTASolar CatThu Jun 28 1990 12:331
    
396.11407solarcain -> moonwalkNYSSA::BIELSKIStan B.Thu Jun 28 1990 18:286
	
    
                                               ^
                                               |
                                               |
        solarcain -> solar cane -> moon crutch -
396.11408moonwalk --> sundanceTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetThu Jun 28 1990 18:571
    
396.11409sundance -> solar flareMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Jun 28 1990 21:231
     a type of sundance? 
396.11410solar flare --> cosmic styleTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetThu Jun 28 1990 22:531
    
396.11411cosmic style -> lunacy ( one such style :-))MODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Jun 28 1990 23:091
    
396.11412lunacy --> see a loon --> birdwatcherSHARE::SATOWFri Jun 29 1990 00:290
396.11413birdwatcher -> cuckoo clock MODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Jun 29 1990 03:041
    
396.11414cuckoo clock --> 26 hours in a dayTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetFri Jun 29 1990 17:441
    
396.1141626 hours in a day -> wishful thinkingLEZAH::BOBBITTthe universe warps in upon itselfFri Jun 29 1990 17:581
    
396.11417wishful thinking --> running down a dreamHUGS::KRISTYRock-n-roll WoobieFri Jun 29 1990 17:591
    
396.11418running down a dream --> going down the drainSHARE::SATOWFri Jun 29 1990 18:060
396.11419going down the drain -> unusual vacationNYSSA::BIELSKIStan B.Fri Jun 29 1990 18:271
    
396.11420unusual vacation -> acid trip (a la Kool Aid)MODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Jun 29 1990 18:391
    
396.11421kool aid acid trip --> get the stuff off the sidewalkTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetFri Jun 29 1990 19:001
    
396.11422get the stuff off the sidewalk --> curb your dogSHARE::SATOWFri Jun 29 1990 21:090
396.11423curb your dog -> take him for granite? :-)MODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Jun 29 1990 21:131
    
396.11424take him for granite --> New Hampshire politicianTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetFri Jun 29 1990 23:051
    
396.11425New Hampshire politician -> lip readerNYSSA::BIELSKIStan B.Sat Jun 30 1990 02:263
	
    John Sununu, former N.H. Governor, current White House Chief of Staff,
    seems to be holding out longer than Pres. Bush re no new taxes.
396.11426lip reader -> book markMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Sat Jun 30 1990 18:584
    lip reader -> 'read my lips' -> Bush -> 
                      |              vv
                      |             book 
                     remark - 're'             
396.11427book mark -> bookieCOMET::POSHUSTASolar CatSun Jul 01 1990 05:501
    
396.11428bookie -> paying over the odds -> expensivePEKING::AMANNPDon't ask me whySun Jul 01 1990 17:481
396.11429expensive --> used to be thoughtfulTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetMon Jul 02 1990 18:021
    
396.11430used to be thoughtful --> senileSHARE::SATOWMon Jul 02 1990 19:022
    

396.11431se nile -> trip to EgyptLEZAH::BOBBITTthe universe warps in upon itselfMon Jul 02 1990 19:311
    
396.11432trip to Egypt --> gazing in GazaTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetMon Jul 02 1990 20:161
    
396.11433gazing in Gaza --> bombing in BeirutPOOL::TRUMPLERHelp prevent truth decay.Mon Jul 02 1990 21:271
    
396.11434bombing in Beirut -> playing in PeoriaNYSSA::BIELSKIStan B.Mon Jul 02 1990 22:001
    
396.11435playing in Peoria > working in Walla Walla WashingtonTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetMon Jul 02 1990 22:081
    
396.11436RE: Walla Walla > ... liked it so much they named it twiceSEAPEN::PHIPPSDTN 225.4959Mon Jul 02 1990 22:464
     -< working in Walla Walla.. > ...liked it so much they named it twice >-

    

396.11437...they named it twice --> refried beansTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerMon Jul 02 1990 22:570
396.11438refried beans -> Le gumes ( fractured French!)MODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Jul 03 1990 00:371
    
396.11439TLE::RANDALLliving on another planetTue Jul 03 1990 01:101
    
396.11440passe' composee' in a cast -> no small parts, only small actorsLYRIC::BOBBITTthe universe warps in upon itselfTue Jul 03 1990 01:391
    
396.11441no small parts, only small actors -> a play on words!MODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Jul 03 1990 04:021
    
396.11442a play on words --> one pun salute!HUGS::KRISTYRock-n-roll WoobieTue Jul 03 1990 04:281
    
396.11443one pun salute -> silver salute!!!!!.....BOOOM!!COMET::POSHUSTASolar CatTue Jul 03 1990 08:233
    
    	...born on the 4'th of July...        !!!!!!!!!
    
396.11444Pirate AttackSHARE::SATOWTue Jul 03 1990 18:017
 silver salute!!!!!.....BOOOM!! ---> silver's a loot!!!!!.....BOOOM!! --+
									|
						      pirate attack <---+


    
396.11445Pirate Attack -> The Dread Pirate Roberts LEZAH::BOBBITTthe universe warps in upon itselfTue Jul 03 1990 18:251
    
396.11446The Dread Pirate Roberts --> telephonePOOL::TRUMPLERHelp prevent truth decay.Tue Jul 03 1990 21:481
    --> Buttercup --> Princess -->
396.11447telephone -> that rings a bellMACNAS::DKEATINGTue Jul 03 1990 21:571
    
396.11448that rings a bell -> the bell tolls for theeCOMET::POSHUSTASolar CatTue Jul 03 1990 23:301
    
396.11449that rings a bell -> QuasimodoMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Jul 03 1990 23:301
    
396.11450Quasimodo -> get me to the church on timeNYSSA::BIELSKIStan B.Wed Jul 04 1990 01:021
    
396.11451get me to the church on time --> Hatch,match and dispatchUILA::WHORLOWD R A B C = action planWed Jul 04 1990 10:001
    
396.11452Hatch,match and dispatch >- but not necessarily in that orderSEAPEN::PHIPPSDTN 225.4959Thu Jul 05 1990 00:090
396.11453but not necessarily in that order -> out of habit?MODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Jul 05 1990 23:401
    
396.11454out of habit? -> incognito nunNYSSA::BIELSKIStan B.Thu Jul 05 1990 23:531
    
396.11455incognito nun -> penguinCOMET::POSHUSTASolar CatFri Jul 06 1990 12:111
    
396.11456penguin -> BatmanMIMIC::CIUFFINICar chase scene? Sure! I'll drive!Fri Jul 06 1990 17:261
    
396.11457Batman --> bantamPOOL::TRUMPLERHelp prevent truth decay.Fri Jul 06 1990 22:560
396.11458bantam -> Rooster -> Cogburn -> True GritLYRIC::BOBBITTscreenage mutant ninja demosSat Jul 07 1990 02:591
    
396.11459Ture Grit -> Straight DirtMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Sat Jul 07 1990 03:241
 
396.11460Straight Dirt --> Down in the pitsHUGS::KRISTYRock-n-roll WoobieSat Jul 07 1990 07:221
    
396.11461down in the pits - indigestionPEKING::AMANNPDon't ask me whySun Jul 08 1990 20:300
396.11462TERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerSun Jul 08 1990 21:036
     It tolls for you -----|
     (a few notes back)	   |---> Tums
			   |
     indigestion ----------|

396.11463Tums -> Auntie AcidNYSSA::BIELSKIStan B.Mon Jul 09 1990 20:491
    
396.11464Auntie Acid -> pro basesMIMIC::CIUFFINICar chase scene? Sure! I'll drive!Mon Jul 09 1990 21:501
    
396.11465pro bases --> proboscisHOTAIR::SIMONHugs Welcome Anytime!Tue Jul 10 1990 04:031
    not to be confused with being nosey...
396.11466proboscis -> probationCOMET::POSHUSTASolar CatTue Jul 10 1990 11:491
    
396.11467probation-> pro baton, I ( cheerleader's motto )MIMIC::CIUFFINICar chase scene? Sure! I'll drive!Tue Jul 10 1990 23:121
    
396.11468pro baton, I -> whirligigNYSSA::BIELSKIStan B.Wed Jul 11 1990 01:511
    
396.11469whirligig --> whirling dervishSHARE::SATOWWed Jul 11 1990 22:010
396.11470whirling dervish -> Jello PuddingMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Jul 12 1990 02:171
    
396.11471Jello Pudding ->school lunchesMISFIT::GEMMELand now here's Mac and Tosh...Thu Jul 12 1990 19:481
    
396.11472school lunches -> food fightNYSSA::BIELSKIStan B.Thu Jul 12 1990 20:501
    
396.11473food fight - college daysPEKING::AMANNPDon't ask me whyThu Jul 12 1990 21:190
396.11474college days --> ivy-covered professorsSQM::TRUMPLERHelp prevent truth decay.Thu Jul 12 1990 22:328
    ... in ivy-covered halls.
    Hearts full of youth
    Hearts full of truth
    Six parts gin to
    one part vermouth!
    
    		-- "Bright College Days", Tom Lehrer
                   (now on a CD near you)
396.11475ivy-covered professors -> Mr. ChipsMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Jul 13 1990 19:247
   
     When ivy has covered the brick buildings for some time, 
     repointing ( remove loose mortar, fill with new ) must be done.
    
     The loose mortar falls out in small segments....
    
   
396.11476Mr. Chips --> poker chipsSTAR::CANTORYou never outgrow your need for TECO.Sat Jul 14 1990 12:090
396.11477poker chips ==> bluffalo chipsSSDEVO::EGGERSAnybody can fly with an engine.Mon Jul 16 1990 00:411
    
396.11478buffalo chips --> fall where they mayWMOIS::B_REINKEtreasures....most of them dreamsMon Jul 16 1990 06:131
    
396.11479fall where they may==> helter skelterANOVAX::TFOLEYBattle of Wits = unarmed combat.Mon Jul 16 1990 18:571
    
396.11480helter skelter -> dishevelMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Mon Jul 16 1990 19:281
    
396.11481dishevel >- despadeSEAPEN::PHIPPSDTN 225.4959Mon Jul 16 1990 20:010
396.11482despade -> de shovelMACNAS::DKEATINGDear Miss Lonely HeartMon Jul 16 1990 21:441
    
396.11483despade -> de shovel -> de dynamiteNYSSA::BIELSKIStan B.Mon Jul 16 1990 21:542
    
    escalation, lest we forget what it was.
396.11484de dynamite -> Big Bang TheoryMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Jul 17 1990 02:581
    
396.11485big bang theory --> cosmic boomTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetTue Jul 17 1990 23:261
    
396.11486cosmic boom --> sonic raysSTAR::CANTORYou never outgrow your need for TECO.Wed Jul 18 1990 08:090
396.11487sonic rays -> chronic daysMACNAS::DKEATINGDear Miss Lonely HeartWed Jul 18 1990 14:341
    
396.11488chronic days -> Radio Days ( for Woody Allen fans )MODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Jul 18 1990 19:021
    
396.11489Radio Days -> tin cans and stringMELEE::BIELSKIStan B.Wed Jul 18 1990 19:392
    
    	for those who go back even further...
396.11490tin cans and string -> Ma BellMISFIT::GEMMELand now here's Mac and Tosh...Wed Jul 18 1990 19:551
    
396.11491Ma Bell -> Mabell -> beerMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Jul 18 1990 20:291
    
396.11492Ma Bell --> beer --> blue bell potato chipsTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetWed Jul 18 1990 21:121
    
396.11493blue bell potato chips -> bonbel cheeseLEZAH::BOBBITTscreenage mutant ninja demosThu Jul 19 1990 01:291
    
396.11494bonbel cheese -> rat hole alert!MODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Jul 19 1990 03:331
    
396.11495rat hole alert! --> Pied PiperTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerFri Jul 20 1990 01:030
396.11496pied piper--> Piper CubANOVAX::TFOLEYBattle of Wits = unarmed combat.Fri Jul 20 1990 01:111
    
396.11497Piper Cub --> flying baseball playerTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetFri Jul 20 1990 02:172
    For the non-US and non-sports joyoflexers:  The Cubs are a U.S.
    baseball team based in Chicago.
396.11498flying baseball player >- That must be BoSEAPEN::PHIPPSDTN 225.4959Fri Jul 20 1990 03:470
396.11499that must be bo -> Didley Squat!MACNAS::DKEATINGI DON'T NEED A HEARING AIDFri Jul 20 1990 18:271
    
396.11500Didley Squat --> pike to handstandTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetFri Jul 20 1990 19:041
    Sounds like a gymnastics move to me . . . 
396.11501pike to handstand -> No ExitMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Jul 20 1990 20:032
    As in take the 'pike to Handstand' then take Exit 23.
    However, existentially, since 23 is not opened yet,
396.11502No Exit --> SartreTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetFri Jul 20 1990 20:531
    Or was it Camus?
396.11503Sartre --> rasterSQM::TRUMPLERHelp prevent truth decay.Fri Jul 20 1990 23:151
    
396.11504raster -> believes in Haile Selassie IMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Jul 20 1990 23:421
396.11505Haile Selassie I -> The Sequel: The Emperor Strikes BackTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetSat Jul 21 1990 00:331
    
396.11506The Sequel: The Emperor Strikes Back -> use the forceWECARE::KRISTYRock-n-roll WoobieSat Jul 21 1990 02:591
    
396.11507use the force --> use the forcepsSTAR::CANTORYou never outgrow your need for TECO.Sun Jul 22 1990 03:390
396.11508use the forceps -> You've come a long way baby!MODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Mon Jul 23 1990 19:281
396.11509you've come a long way baby! --> space childTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetMon Jul 23 1990 20:011
    
396.11510space child >- Moon Unit ZappaSEAPEN::PHIPPSDTN 225.4959Mon Jul 23 1990 20:540
396.11511Moon Unit Zappa --> golden gunVIRTUE::TRUMPLERHelp prevent truth decay.Mon Jul 23 1990 22:534
    Moon Unit --> Astronomical Unit --> A.U. --> Au --> gold[en] gun
                                                                  ^
                                                                  |
    Zappa -------------------------------------- zapper ----------+
396.11512golden gun -> silver bulletsMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Mon Jul 23 1990 23:531
    
396.11513golden gun -> silver bullets -> electrolytic action?NYSSA::BIELSKIStan B.Tue Jul 24 1990 02:581
    
396.11514electrolytic action? --> electric avenueTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetTue Jul 24 1990 19:148
    
    re: a few back . . .
    
    I always wondered if a Moon Unit was the measure used by state
    highway departments to measure the number of people who dropped
    their pants at the cameras in automated tollbooth facilities...
    
    --bonnie
396.11515electric avenue -> Watts, CA. ?MODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Jul 24 1990 22:422
    
    
396.11516Watts, CA. ? -> a western stateICS::TANNERArt is an opinion of realityWed Jul 25 1990 17:551
    
396.11517a western state -> "your own private Idaho"ANOVAX::TFOLEYBattle of Wits = unarmed combat.Wed Jul 25 1990 18:142
    a B52's song from a way back.
    
396.11518your own private Idaho -> couch potatoNYSSA::BIELSKIStan B.Wed Jul 25 1990 18:171
    
396.11519couch potato -> lazy French fryMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Jul 25 1990 18:271
    
396.11520lazy french fry --> dud spudTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerWed Jul 25 1990 20:520
396.11521dud spud --> Bud sudsSHARE::SATOWWed Jul 25 1990 22:060
396.11522Bud suds -> HEADICS::TANNERArt is an opinion of realityWed Jul 25 1990 23:131
    
396.11523Bud suds --> HEAD --> shampooTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetThu Jul 26 1990 00:181
    
396.11524shampoo --> champagneSTAR::CANTORYou never outgrow your need for TECO.Thu Jul 26 1990 04:4315
"In the morning she makes coffee
That tastes like sham---poo;
I come home for dinner
And get peanut butter stew;
Or, if I'm in luck
It's roast hockey puck.

But she's my girl;
She's my girl;
She's my girl;
And I love her."

----- Tom Lehrer c 1960

Dave C.
396.11525champagne -> tiny bubblesICS::TANNERArt is an opinion of realityThu Jul 26 1990 17:371
    
396.11526tiny bubbles --> flaw in the glassTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetThu Jul 26 1990 17:531
    
396.11527flaw in the glass --> bad wineSHARE::SATOWThu Jul 26 1990 17:550
396.11528bad wine --> bad whine --> SOAPBOXTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetThu Jul 26 1990 18:001
    
396.11529SOAPBOX --> get off your high horseWECARE::KRISTYTake off your kid glovesThu Jul 26 1990 20:341
    
396.11530get off your high horse -> TrojanMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Jul 27 1990 18:111
    
396.11531Trojan -> belly laughMELEE::BIELSKIStan B.Fri Jul 27 1990 18:271
    
396.11532belly laugh --> beer bellyTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetFri Jul 27 1990 19:321
    
396.11533beer belly --> bare bellySHARE::SATOWFri Jul 27 1990 20:221
	
396.11534bare belly -> Christmas in July!MODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Jul 27 1990 22:151
    
396.11535Christmas in July! --> carollingSQM::TRUMPLERHelp prevent truth decay.Fri Jul 27 1990 23:0222
    Christmas time is here by golly
    Disapproval would be folly
    Deck the halls with hunks of holly
    Fill the cup and don't say when...
    
    ...
    
    On Christmas day, we can't get sore
    Our fellow man we must adore
    There's time to rob him all the more
    The other three hundred and sixty four...
    
    Relations sparing no expense'll
    Give some useless old utensil
    Or a matching pen and pencil
    (Just the thing I need; how nice)
    
    ...
    				-- Tom Lehrer
    
    who, of course, believes that July is the proper time to start
    pushing Christmas carols.
396.11536carroling -> DickensMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Mon Jul 30 1990 19:121
    
396.11537Dickens -> Bart SimpsonMELEE::BIELSKIStan B.Mon Jul 30 1990 22:163
    

    Isn't he one?
396.11538Bart Simpson -> *MODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Mon Jul 30 1990 22:465
    
      (*)
       O.J. retires from football, moves to the bay area, rides the
       public transportation system....
    
396.11539* --> sign of the timesSHARE::SATOWMon Jul 30 1990 23:160
396.11540sign of the times --> recycle symbolTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerTue Jul 31 1990 00:420
396.11541recycle symbol --> logout :== "@sys$login:login"AUSCAD::WHORLOWD R A B C = action planTue Jul 31 1990 07:301
    
396.11542logout :== "sys$login:login" -> dweeby creepy freakyCOMET::POSHUSTASolar CatTue Jul 31 1990 09:311
    
396.11543dweeby creepy freaky --> three Y's menSQM::TRUMPLERHelp prevent truth decay.Tue Jul 31 1990 22:241
    
396.11544dweeby creepy freaky -> ergonomically advancedMELEE::BIELSKIStan B.Tue Jul 31 1990 22:301
    
396.11545$6 million manTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetWed Aug 01 1990 18:205
dweeby creepy freaky --+-->  three Y's men   -------+
                       |                             \__ $6 million man
                       |                             /
                       +--> ergonomically advanced -+
    
396.11546$6 million man -> Johnny Dollar (did you listen to radio?)MODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Aug 01 1990 18:231
    
396.11547Quarter PounderAIS13::MARTINOMartino isn't my name!Thu Aug 02 1990 01:501
    
396.11548Quarter Pounder -> Plug NickelMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Aug 02 1990 02:331
    
396.11549plug nickel --> leaking currencyTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetThu Aug 02 1990 17:361
    
396.11550leaking currency -> laundered moneyMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Aug 02 1990 19:140
396.11551laundered money -> Kelvin Klein jeansLEZAH::BOBBITTwater, wind and stoneThu Aug 02 1990 19:312
    laundered money -> damp dollars -> frozen assets -> Kelvin Klein jeans
    
396.11552Kelvin Klein jeans --> really cool, manTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetThu Aug 02 1990 19:531
    
396.11553really cool, man --> EskimoTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerThu Aug 02 1990 21:580
396.11554Eskimo --> I ski lessSQM::TRUMPLERHelp prevent truth decay.Thu Aug 02 1990 22:012
    
    Eskimo == "'E ski mo'"!
396.11555I ski less -> go fishMELEE::BIELSKIStan B.Fri Aug 03 1990 01:4411
    

    Many years ago, my good friend Abe and I were 
    trying to determine what was swimming in
    a murky pond:
    
    me:   "A B, C D goldfish?"
    
    Abie: "M N O goldfish."
    
    m:    "O S M R"
396.11556go fish -> Uno!ANOVAX::TFOLEYBattle of Wits = unarmed combat.Fri Aug 03 1990 03:461
    go fish.....Kid's card game
396.11557Uno! --> I don't, so tell me!STAR::CANTORYou never outgrow your need for TECO.Fri Aug 03 1990 04:140
396.11558I don't, so tell me! --> fallen off the grapevineTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetFri Aug 03 1990 18:401
    
396.11559fallen off the grapevine ->squashed -> wineANOVAX::TFOLEYBattle of Wits = unarmed combat.Fri Aug 03 1990 18:451
    
396.11560wine --> whimper TLE::RANDALLliving on another planetFri Aug 03 1990 19:061
    
396.11561wine --> whimper ---> *MELEE::BIELSKIStan B.Fri Aug 03 1990 19:181
    
396.11562-< WHIMPER --> WHIMP ---> * >-JGO::SOBOTFri Aug 03 1990 20:101
    RE. -1 WHAT HAS WINE GOT TO DO WITH WHIMPER?
396.11563* >- --> CupidTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerFri Aug 03 1990 22:223

    Re: .-1   wine --> whine --> whimper

396.11564KAOFS::S_BROOKIt's time for a summertime dreamFri Aug 03 1990 22:2520
    * + * > Distributed processing
    
    
    
    
    re.11555
    
    The version I remember from daze of yore
    
    AB, CDFGS?
    MNOFGS!
    SAR, CDBDIS!
    
    
    As in
    
    Hey B,
    See the effigees ?
    They're no effigees!
    Yes they are, see the beady eyes!
396.11565Cupid + distributed processing --> black and whiteTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerFri Aug 03 1990 22:380
396.11566black and white -> [Dylan]MODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Sat Aug 04 1990 02:102
    [Dylan] :== Ah, but I was older then, I'm younger than that now.
      
396.11567[Dylan] --> [An SF filk song]STAR::CANTORYou never outgrow your need for TECO.Sun Aug 05 1990 08:046
[An SF filk song] :== I was born about ten thousand years from now

Sorry, I'm not literary enough to remember the title nor the several
contributing lyricists of the filk song.   

Dave C.
396.11568JGO::SOBOTMon Aug 06 1990 20:291
    -< CUPID >-----> LOVE>-
396.11569emotion mandatory, music optionalTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetMon Aug 06 1990 20:435
    CUPID   --> LOVE ------------+
                                  \
                                   +--> emotion mandatory, music optional
                                  /
    [Dylan] --> [SF filk song] --+
396.11570emotion mandatory, music optional --> anniversaryTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerMon Aug 06 1990 23:230
396.11571anniversary -> adversaryMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Mon Aug 06 1990 23:597
    anniversary = a + nni + versary
                      nin
                      non    
                       |
                       v
                       d     
    
396.11572adversary -> the other sideICS::TANNERWhat if air had color....Tue Aug 07 1990 00:221
    
396.11573the other side --> the far sideTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetTue Aug 07 1990 02:221
    
396.11574the far side --> farside chatSHARE::SATOWTue Aug 07 1990 02:351
In many dialects, "Fire" comes out sounding like "Far"
396.11575farside chat ---> echo , echoAUSCAD::WHORLOWD R A B C = action planTue Aug 07 1990 04:131
    
396.11576echo , echo -> redundundunantMELEE::BIELSKIStan B.Tue Aug 07 1990 18:081
    
396.11577redundundundant --> your CD player is skippingTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetTue Aug 07 1990 18:131
    
396.11578your CD player is skipping --> Skip to my LouTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerTue Aug 07 1990 20:070
396.11579Skip to my lou -> Skip with Ballou -> Jungle BookLYRIC::BOBBITTwater, wind, and stoneTue Aug 07 1990 20:201
    
396.11580Jungle Book --> _Tarzan_of_the_Apes_TLE::RANDALLliving on another planetTue Aug 07 1990 20:311
    
396.11581_Tarzan_of_the_Apes_ -> Leaky, Lucy, LionsMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Aug 07 1990 23:531
    
396.11582Leaky, Lucy, Lions --> boat, Snoopy, RotaractAUSSIE::WHORLOWD R A B C = action planWed Aug 08 1990 07:181
    
396.11583(L,L,L,b,S,R) --> Uncle Captain and the Leakin' LenaSTAR::CANTORYou never outgrow your need for TECO.Wed Aug 08 1990 09:185
Alliterations in 'L' ----------
                               \
boat ___________________________\___________ stuff from an old cartoon
                                /
Cartoon characters ___________ /
396.11584Uncle Captain & the Leakin' Lena -> The Captain and TennilleLEZAH::BOBBITTwater, wind, and stoneWed Aug 08 1990 19:471
    
396.11585The Captain and Tennille --> Kermit and Miss PiggyTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetWed Aug 08 1990 20:191
    
396.11586Kermit and Miss Piggy -> Donald and Daisy MODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Aug 08 1990 20:491
    
396.11587Donald and Daisy --> Donald and IvanaTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetWed Aug 08 1990 21:211
    
396.11588Donald and Ivana --> 1 No TrumpCNTROL::HUBERWed Aug 08 1990 21:240
396.11589Donald and Ivana -> 1 no Trump -> vulnerableSHARE::SATOWWed Aug 08 1990 21:391
396.115901 no Trump --> vulnerable --> rubber gameTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetThu Aug 09 1990 00:091
    
396.11591rubber game -> 7th inning stretchMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Aug 09 1990 06:502
    ? rubber game  ?  ( Where's her game located? :-))
    
396.115927th inning stretch --> 7 year itchSTAR::CANTORYou never outgrow your need for TECO.Thu Aug 09 1990 09:057


and 7 wonders of the world
seven dwarves
7 days of the week
and all the rest.   See Trivia.*
396.115937 year itch -> one long scratchMELEE::BIELSKIStan B.Thu Aug 09 1990 20:261
    
396.11594one long scratch --> winning lottery ticketTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetThu Aug 09 1990 20:531
    
396.11595winning lottery ticket -> Statisitcally possiblePEKING::AMANNPDon't ask me whyThu Aug 09 1990 20:550
396.11596Statistically Possible -> Lies Damned Lies and StatisticsPEKING::AMANNPDon't ask me whyThu Aug 09 1990 20:560
396.11597Lies Damned Lies and Statistics >- PoliticsSEAPEN::PHIPPSDTN 225.4959Thu Aug 09 1990 22:580
396.11598Politics -> E Pluribus PluribusMELEE::BIELSKIStan B.Fri Aug 10 1990 02:531
    
396.11599E Pluribus Pluribus --> Whatever goes around goes aroundSTAR::CANTORYou never outgrow your need for TECO.Fri Aug 10 1990 08:200
396.11600Whatever goes around goes around ---> 'fluAUSSIE::WHORLOWD R A B C = action planFri Aug 10 1990 09:471
    
396.11601'flu --> through a flaw in the flueTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetFri Aug 10 1990 17:597
    Inspired by a children's rhyme about a fly and a flea stuck in a
    chimney:
    
    Said the fly, "Let us flee,"
    Said the flea, "Let us fly,"
    So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
    
396.11602threw a flaw in the flueMELEE::BIELSKIStan B.Fri Aug 10 1990 18:163
    
    was writing my memoirs and misspelled a word, so tried to toss the
    sheet of paper into the fireplace - but it took an odd bounce.
396.11603threw a flaw in the flue -> wrecking crewLEZAH::BOBBITTwater, wind, and stoneFri Aug 10 1990 19:261
    
396.11604Seasick SailorsSHARE::SATOWFri Aug 10 1990 19:354
                 wrecking crew --> retching crew --> seasick sailors

    

396.11605seasick sailors-> Moby DickAIS13::MARTINOMartino isn't my name!Fri Aug 10 1990 20:581
    
396.11606Moby Dick --> Grape NutsSTAR::CANTORHonorary Consultant on Random EventsSat Aug 11 1990 08:4110
Moby Dick --> Captain Ahab --> big, strong man --> eat your cereal, son
--> breakfast cereal --> Grape Nuts.





And if you believe that, I've got a bridge I want to talk to you about

Dave C.
396.11607Grape Nuts -> Sonoma valley ( for example )MODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Sat Aug 11 1990 20:581
  
396.11608Sonoma valley --> Sonoma gunSTAR::CANTORHonorary Consultant on Random EventsSat Aug 11 1990 23:480
396.11609Sonoma valley -> Sonoma gun -> Sonoma beachLYRIC::BOBBITTwater, wind, and stoneMon Aug 13 1990 19:331
    
396.11610Sonoma beach --> Daughters of the American RevolutionTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetMon Aug 13 1990 21:221
    
396.11611Daughters of the American Revolution -> 54-40 or fight!MELEE::BIELSKIStan B.Mon Aug 13 1990 22:112
	
    I'm always fighting the wrong war...
396.1161254-40 or fight --> 7-20-8 CigarsSTAR::CANTORHonorary Consultant on Random EventsTue Aug 14 1990 09:230
396.116137-20-8 Cigars --> 76 TrombonesPOWDML::SATOWTue Aug 14 1990 18:221
    
396.1161476 Trombones -> Music, man!MELEE::BIELSKIStan B.Tue Aug 14 1990 19:321
    
396.11615Music, Man! -> Disk JockeyTROA01::SKEOCHParallel processors never converge.Tue Aug 14 1990 23:323
    

396.11616Disk Jockey --> Desk JockeySTAR::CANTORHonorary Consultant on Random EventsWed Aug 15 1990 10:455

Sometimes known as a "Chairborne Ranger".

Dave C.
396.11617Desk Jockey --> jockey shortsTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetWed Aug 15 1990 17:571
    
396.11618jockey shorts -> brand namesLOOKUP::TANNERnot again, again, againWed Aug 15 1990 18:361
         
396.11619< brand names -> Marshall's >SAGE::SZKLARZCan't you hear? My silence screams!Wed Aug 15 1990 18:461
    
396.11620Marshall's --> Thurgood --> Sure GoodPOWDML::SATOWWed Aug 15 1990 18:531
    
396.11621Sure Good -> SugaredLYRIC::BOBBITTwater, wind, and stoneWed Aug 15 1990 19:591
    
396.11622Sugared --> Sugar Daddy --> Rolls RoyceTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetWed Aug 15 1990 20:481
    
396.11623Rolls Royce -> Silver ShadowMISFIT::GEMMELand now here's Mac and Tosh...Wed Aug 15 1990 21:341
    
396.11624Silver Shadow -> Lamont CranstonTROA09::SKEOCHParallel processors never converge.Wed Aug 15 1990 22:000
396.11625Lamont Cranston -> bah, what does HE know?NYSSA::BIELSKIStan B.Wed Aug 15 1990 22:021
    
396.11626(a tale from two stories)STAR::CANTORHonorary Consultant on Random EventsThu Aug 16 1990 10:098
bah, what does HE know? -->
   Marley's evil ghost lurked in Scrooge's heart.


------
This is getting too verbose


396.11627POWDML::SATOWThu Aug 16 1990 17:585
Marley's evil ghost lurked in Scrooge's heart --> the _Shadow_ knew




396.11628a tale from two stories -> high-rise kittenNYSSA::BIELSKIStan B.Thu Aug 16 1990 18:031
    
396.11629black catTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetThu Aug 16 1990 18:084
    The _Shadow_ knew --+
                         \__ black cat
                         /
    high-rise kitten  --+
396.11630black cat-->superstitionANOVAX::TFOLEYBattle of Wits = unarmed combat.Thu Aug 16 1990 19:151
    
396.11631superstition -> Stevie Wonder -> Wonder BreadTROA02::SKEOCHParallel processors never converge.Thu Aug 16 1990 21:120
396.11632Wonder Bread --> Won der PrizeTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetThu Aug 16 1990 21:221
    
396.11633Won der Prize >- Prize's HonorSEAPEN::PHIPPSDTN 225.4959Thu Aug 16 1990 22:412
	Oh dear!
396.11634Prize's Honor --> get him off herTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetFri Aug 17 1990 18:031
    
396.11635get him off her --> an off her he can't refusePOWDML::SATOWFri Aug 17 1990 18:220
396.11636an off her he can't refuse --> godmotherTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetFri Aug 17 1990 18:421
    
396.11637godmother >- don't mess with father natureSEAPEN::PHIPPSDTN 225.4959Fri Aug 17 1990 19:530
396.11638Mess "with father nature"=Rather a white tunEVOAI2::BELMONTETFri Aug 17 1990 21:086
    Yes, I do.
    
    I mess "with father nature".
    
    Sorry for the nature, and the mess.
    
396.11639Rather a white tun --> wine by the caskAUSSIE::WHORLOWD R A B C = action planMon Aug 20 1990 04:311
    
396.11640wine by the cask --> heartaches by the scoreSTAR::CANTORDiginymic name: D2E C0.Mon Aug 20 1990 08:140
396.11641heartaches by the score --> gastric reflux by the gallonAUSSIE::WHORLOWD R A B C = action planMon Aug 20 1990 08:541
    
396.11642gastric reflux by the gallon --> a gal n her guyBLKWDO::MERRICKLovin' 122' in PhoenixMon Aug 20 1990 11:281
    
396.11643a gal n her guy --> couples galleonTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetTue Aug 21 1990 19:501
    
396.11644couples galleon --> catamaranAUSSIE::WHORLOWD R A B C = action planWed Aug 22 1990 04:491
    
396.11645catamaran --> manalamanchaSTAR::CANTORDiginymic name: D2E C0.Wed Aug 22 1990 11:390
396.11646catamaran --> manalamancha --> wet windmillsTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetWed Aug 22 1990 18:231
    
396.11647sober engineersPOWDML::SATOWWed Aug 22 1990 18:421
Wet windmills -->  Dry Mill -->  Sober Engineers
396.11648sober engineers --> stock price downTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetWed Aug 22 1990 19:201
    
396.11649stock price down --> stock-aid needed --> stockadeVOGON::BALLHave you got a licence for that pun?Wed Aug 22 1990 22:110
396.11650stockade --> gatoradeSTAR::CANTORDiginymic name: D2E C0.Thu Aug 23 1990 08:410
396.11651gatorade --> gate arrayedTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetThu Aug 23 1990 18:501
    
396.11652gate arrayed -> picket fenceLEZAH::BOBBITTwater, wind, and stoneThu Aug 23 1990 19:491
    
396.11653picket fence -> flying picketVOGON::BALLHave you got a licence for that pun?Thu Aug 23 1990 19:550
396.11654flying picket -> BullwinkleSEAPEN::PHIPPSDTN 225.4959Thu Aug 23 1990 22:393
picket fence -> flying picket -> flying cricket -> flying squirrel -> Rocky ->


396.11655Bullwinkle -> Boris BadenovSTAR::CANTORDiginymic name: D2E C0.Fri Aug 24 1990 05:340
396.11656Boris Badenov--- > NEARLY::GoodenoughAUSSIE::WHORLOWD R A B C = action planFri Aug 24 1990 07:243
    
    
     My favourite node name/ user name combination...
396.11657NEARLY::Goodenough -> ZERO::DefeksNYSSA::BIELSKIStan B.Fri Aug 24 1990 18:251
    
396.11658ZERO::Defecks --> ALMOST::perfectTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetFri Aug 24 1990 19:241
    
396.11659almost::perfect -> 9 and a halfLYRIC::BOBBITTwater, wind, and stoneFri Aug 24 1990 21:031
    
396.116609 and a half --> Eight and a halfTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerFri Aug 24 1990 21:050
396.11661Eight and a half --> Pieces of EightPOWDML::SATOWFri Aug 24 1990 21:310
396.11662Pieces of Eight --> Piece of the actionVOGON::BALLHave you got a licence for that pun?Fri Aug 24 1990 21:400
396.11663Piece of the action --> The whole ball of waxBLKWDO::MERRICKmany paths--one LightSun Aug 26 1990 06:301
    
396.11664The whole ball of wax --> Stacks of waxSTAR::CANTORDiginymic name: D2E C0.Sun Aug 26 1990 11:580
396.11665Stacks of wax --> waning orb of cheeseBLKWDO::MERRICKTwilight ZonieSun Aug 26 1990 13:161
    
396.11666waning orb of cheese --> I hate meeces to piecesSTAR::CANTORDiginymic name: D2E C0.Mon Aug 27 1990 04:330
396.11667I hate meeces to pieces --> I love Reese's CupsBLKWDO::MERRICKTwilight ZonieMon Aug 27 1990 04:421
    
396.11668I love Reese's Cups ---> 38BAUSSIE::WHORLOWD R A B C = action planMon Aug 27 1990 06:465
    
    
    
     Without being sure who Reese is.......
    and with deference to the fair and gentler gender.....
396.1166938B ---> How do you know my sister.(from HV44)EVOAI2::BELMONTETMon Aug 27 1990 20:340
396.11670How do you know my sister.(from HV44) -->Secrets.....AUSSIE::WHORLOWD R A B C = action planTue Aug 28 1990 04:221
    
396.11671Secrets... -> SET AGENDA/HIDDENNYSSA::BIELSKIStan B.Tue Aug 28 1990 18:201
    
396.11672SET AGENDA/HIDDEN -> See No EvilMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Aug 28 1990 18:451
    
396.11673TERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerTue Aug 28 1990 19:441
          -< SET AGENDA/HIDDEN -> See No Evil  -> budget planning >-
396.11674budget planning -> think of a numberVOGON::BALLHave you got a licence for that pun?Tue Aug 28 1990 20:180
396.11675budget planning --> deficit spendingPOWDML::SATOWTue Aug 28 1990 20:194
re: "budget planning"

Doesn't that belong in one of the "Oxymoron" notes?

396.11676deficit spending -> enlarging a holeMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Aug 28 1990 20:461
    
396.11677enlarging a hole --> deep sneakersTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerTue Aug 28 1990 21:400
396.11678SPCTRM::CENTARRINOTue Aug 28 1990 22:411
                     -< DEEP SNEAKERS--> OVER YOUR HEAD >-
396.11679Over your head ---> GallagherMILKWY::SLABOUNTYHemorrhoid from HellWed Aug 29 1990 00:371
    
396.11680Gallagher -> Watermelon ManMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Aug 29 1990 19:082
    Is this the same one? 
    
396.11681Watermelon Man -> patchworkNYSSA::BIELSKIStan B.Wed Aug 29 1990 21:551
    
396.11682patchwork --> lemonSTAR::CANTORDiginymic name: D2E C0.Wed Aug 29 1990 22:371
patchwork --> clockwork --> Orange --> lemon
396.11683lemon >- my fist carSEAPEN::PHIPPSDTN 225.4959Wed Aug 29 1990 22:460
396.11684my fist car --> lots of punchCNTROL::HUBERWed Aug 29 1990 22:490
396.11685lots of punch > where is Judy?EVOAI2::BELMONTETWed Aug 29 1990 23:341
    Guignol
396.11686Where is Judy? ---> Whatever happened to Baby Jane?MILKWY::SLABOUNTYHemorrhoid from HellThu Aug 30 1990 01:461
    
396.11687Whatever... Baby Jane? -> Who's Afraid of Virginia WolfeMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Aug 30 1990 03:291
   
396.11688Who's afraid of Virginia Wolfe -> Big and badPEKING::AMANNPDon't ask me whyThu Aug 30 1990 03:330
396.11689Big and bad --> Good, bad, and uglyPOWDML::SATOWThu Aug 30 1990 18:130
396.11690Good, bad, and ugly -> (send) lawyers, guns and moneyLYRIC::BOBBITTwater, wind, and stoneThu Aug 30 1990 18:221
    
396.11691(send) lawyers, guns and money -> Texas S&L bailoutNYSSA::BIELSKIStan B.Thu Aug 30 1990 18:331
    
396.11692Ed Mecham's impeachmentSANCHO::MERRICKFri Aug 31 1990 05:491
    
396.11693Ed Meecham's Impeachment - Peach CrumbleLEZAH::BOBBITTwater, wind, and stoneFri Aug 31 1990 18:161
    
396.11694Peach Crumble -> Admiral Hornblower "Wrong Way" PeachfuzzMISFIT::GEMMELand now here's Mac and Tosh...Fri Aug 31 1990 19:281
    
396.11695Adm. Hornblower "Wrong Way" Peachfuzz -> what's in a name?NYSSA::BIELSKIStan B.Fri Aug 31 1990 20:461
    
396.11696what's in a name? --> a m e nTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerFri Aug 31 1990 22:490
396.11697a m e n -> The last word... MODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Sat Sep 01 1990 00:419
    
              +-------------------------+   
    amen ==>  | me     em     en  'NAM  | Did I forget any?
              | ma     am               |
              | men    an               |
              | mean                    |
              +-------------------------+                      
                    
    
396.11698The last word --> zymurgyPOWDML::SATOWSat Sep 01 1990 01:050
396.11699zymurgy --> brew-ha-haHABS11::MASONExplaining is not understandingSat Sep 01 1990 01:481
    
396.11700brew-ha-ha --> laughing gasSTAR::CANTORDiginymic name: D2E C0.Sat Sep 01 1990 03:100
396.11701laughing gas --> two cents plainHABS11::MASONExplaining is not understandingSat Sep 01 1990 06:161
    
396.11702two cents plain --> twopenny dreadfulAUSSIE::WHORLOWD R A B C = action planMon Sep 03 1990 04:541
    
396.11703twopenny dreadful --> threepenny operaHABS11::MASONExplaining is not understandingMon Sep 03 1990 07:011
    
396.11704threepenny opera --> fourpenny one!WELMT2::HILLI have a cunning plan, my lord!Mon Sep 03 1990 18:101
    
396.11705Fourpenny one => FrenchMARVIN::KNOWLESIntentionally Rive GaucheMon Sep 03 1990 18:535
    I was intrigued to notice at the weekend that the French version of
    the Dreigroschenopfer (or whatever it's really called) is called
    L'Opera de Quatre Sous.
    
    b
396.11706French --> dressingHABS11::MASONExplaining is not understandingMon Sep 03 1990 20:531
    
396.11707(French,dressing) ==> (Chanel, one n)EVOAI2::BELMONTETTue Sep 04 1990 17:541
    
396.11708Chanel, one n --> English ChanelPOWDML::SATOWTue Sep 04 1990 18:120
396.11709English Chanel -> the chunnelNYSSA::BIELSKIStan B.Tue Sep 04 1990 18:251
    How goes it, by the way?  Haven't heard any news lately.
396.11710the chunnel -> underway?LEZAH::BOBBITTwater, wind, and stoneTue Sep 04 1990 19:231
    
396.11711underway? -> under where?MISFIT::GEMMELand now here's Mac and Tosh...Tue Sep 04 1990 20:301
    
396.11712under where? -> down underNYSSA::BIELSKIStan B.Tue Sep 04 1990 21:561
    
396.11713down under --> eider downPOWDML::SATOWTue Sep 04 1990 22:391
396.11714eider down -> oh, no! an udder downNYSSA::BIELSKIStan B.Wed Sep 05 1990 00:481
    
396.11715oh, no! an udder down --> "Hurl that spheroid down the field"STAR::CANTORDiginymic name: D2E C0.Wed Sep 05 1990 09:321
Another quotation from the great Tom Lehrer.
396.11716Drop kick me, Jesus, through the goalposts of lifeTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetWed Sep 05 1990 19:014
    Title of a country-western song whose title has become more famous
    than the song ever was.
    
    --bonnie
396.11717just another gameNYSSA::BIELSKIStan B.Thu Sep 06 1990 01:441
    
396.11718just another game -> rat raceLEZAH::BOBBITTwater, wind, and stoneThu Sep 06 1990 02:371
    
396.11719rat race --> rare catTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerThu Sep 06 1990 03:480
396.11720rare cat --> werecat (kinda' like a werewolf)STAR::CANTORDiginymic name: D2E C0.Thu Sep 06 1990 04:360
396.11721werecat --> here kittyHABS11::MASONExplaining is not understandingThu Sep 06 1990 07:141
    
396.11722here kitty -> animal attractionNYSSA::BIELSKIStan B.Thu Sep 06 1990 18:001
    
396.11723animal attraction -> stalk...stalk...pounce!LYRIC::BOBBITTwater, wind, and stoneThu Sep 06 1990 18:391
    
396.11724stalk, stalk, pounce --> celery with powderpuff on its headTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetThu Sep 06 1990 19:001
    
396.11725celery with powderpuff on its head -> cosmetic cukesMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Sep 06 1990 21:551
    
396.11726cosmetic cukes --> green powerEVOAI2::BELMONTETThu Sep 06 1990 22:491
    
396.11727green power ---> spinachSIEVAX::LAWMathew Law, SIEFri Sep 07 1990 00:415
Of the Popeye variety.

Mat.
*:o)     <---- Back after a year away from the net.
396.11728spinach -> camel humpsNYSSA::BIELSKIStan B.Fri Sep 07 1990 01:0511
    
    that's what popped up on Popeye's arms
    after he gulped his spinach.
    
    never could duplicate the feat; then 
    again I had trouble gulping the stuff.
    
    couldn't open the can by squeezing it, either.
    
    
    hmmm...I got too much iron, perhaps?
396.11729Camel Humps --> Water, water everywhere...BLKWDO::MERRICKFri Sep 07 1990 06:011
    
396.11730Water, water everywhere --> And how the hordes did stinkSTAR::CANTORDiginymic name: D2E C0.Fri Sep 07 1990 09:023
This reply (.11730) is in memoriam to the VAX-11/SpaceHeater730.

Dave C.
396.11731and how the hordes did stink --> quit hoarding albatrossesTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetFri Sep 07 1990 18:331
    
396.11732(quit) hoarding albatrosses -> cormorant cache LYRIC::BOBBITTwater, wind, and stoneFri Sep 07 1990 19:041
    
396.11733cormorant cache --> but seagulls get creditTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetFri Sep 07 1990 20:051
    
396.11734but seagulls get credit -> credit where credit is dooNYSSA::BIELSKIStan B.Fri Sep 07 1990 20:501
    
396.11735credit where credit is doo -> the poop deckMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Sep 07 1990 22:521
396.11736The poop deck --> The DEC Poop --> DTWPOWDML::SATOWFri Sep 07 1990 23:223
DTW = "Digital This Week" = a U.S. Employee newpaper published every _other_ 
week.

396.11737DTW -> DPWLEZAH::BOBBITTwater, wind, and stoneSat Sep 08 1990 00:081
    
396.11738DPW --> show defaultSQM::TRUMPLERHelp prevent truth decay.Sat Sep 08 1990 02:192
    
    --> PWD -->
396.11739show default ---> broken clavicleMILKWY::SLABOUNTYHemorrhoid from HellSat Sep 08 1990 04:303
    
    
    	[show default = shoda fault = shoulder fault]
396.11740broken clavicle --> clavichord bluesBLKWDO::MERRICKTwilight ZonieSun Sep 09 1990 06:171
    
396.11741clavichord blues => Joe PassMARVIN::KNOWLESIntentionally Rive GaucheMon Sep 10 1990 18:457
    Recorded with Joe Pass.  I think the sleeve notes said that Edward
    Heath had introduced Oscar Peterson to the clavichord, which is
    uniquely suited (among trad. keyboard instruments) to the blues
    in that the tangent that sounds a note on it also defines the
    length of the string.
    
    b
396.11742Joe Pass -> Joe CollegeMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Mon Sep 10 1990 19:241
    
396.11743Joe College -> Joltin' Joe -> Jolt ColaMISFIT::GEMMELand now here's Mac and Tosh...Mon Sep 10 1990 19:471
    
396.11744Jolt Cola --> not spring waterTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetMon Sep 10 1990 20:061
    Well, if it doesn't have springs, it would jolt, wouldn't it?
396.11745not spring water --> waterfallCNTROL::HUBERMon Sep 10 1990 22:320
396.11746waterfall -> VictoriaMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Sep 11 1990 02:501
    
396.11747Victoria --> StationPOWDML::SATOWTue Sep 11 1990 02:530
396.11748Station --> Gare St. LazareTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerTue Sep 11 1990 05:050
396.11749Gare St. Lazare --> C'est la gare.STAR::CANTORDiginymic name: D2E C0.Tue Sep 11 1990 08:594
No, I'm not illiterate; I do know that the correct quotation is "C'est
la guerre."

Dave C.
396.11750C'est la gare --> Ceeeeegar --> StogiePOWDML::SATOWTue Sep 11 1990 18:042
"Stogie" is a(n American) slang term for "cigar", particulary big, smelly 
ones.
396.11751Stogie --> King of the RoadTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetTue Sep 11 1990 20:0915
    From a hit song of many years back:
    
    I smoke old stogies I have found
    Short, but not too big around
    I'm a man of means by no means
    King of the Road
    
    I know every engineer on every train
    All of their children and all of their names
    And every handout in every town
    And every lock that ain't locked when no one's around . . . 
    
    I could go on but I think maybe I won't.
    
    --bonnie
396.11752King of the Road -> TartarMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Sep 11 1990 21:258
    
    King of the Road
     |           |
     v           v
    Arthur  +   Tarmac   = Arttar -( scramble machine ) ->  

    
    p.s. re:-1 'many years back' = 1965.  
396.11753Tartar --> halitosisTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetTue Sep 11 1990 21:385
    Good God, was it THAT long ago????
    
    I must be older than I thought!
    
    --bonnie
396.11754halitosis --> even your friends won't tell youSTAR::CANTORDiginymic name: D2E C0.Wed Sep 12 1990 04:3415
((Rat hole alert.  Rat hole alert.  Rat hole alert.  Rat hole alert.))

Re .11751

>     I could go on but I think maybe I won't.


Interesting.  That scans well with the tune you were quoting.  How about
   **ta dah**   Song Parodies Addition Football ?

     I could go on but I think maybe I won't.
     Maybe I should just drink.   Baby, no, don't!
     No rhymes
     Before their times
     ...
396.11755even your friends won't tell you --> but your enemies willTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetWed Sep 12 1990 18:483
    Dave, I think you may have a future writing country-western lyrics.
    
    --bonnie
396.11756but your enemies will --> will it to your enemiesPOWDML::SATOWWed Sep 12 1990 19:350
396.11757will it to your enemies --> can't take it with youBLKWDO::MERRICKTwilight ZonieWed Sep 12 1990 22:441
    
396.11758can't take it with you -> coffers MODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Sep 13 1990 01:413
    
    is that "can't take it with you", he said gravely.? :-)
    
396.11759coffers ---> sneeezersAUSSIE::WHORLOWD R A B C = action planThu Sep 13 1990 08:031
    
396.11760sneeezers ---> tweeezersSTAR::CANTORDiginymic name: D2E C0.Thu Sep 13 1990 10:120
396.11761tweeezers --> for eyesSQM::TRUMPLERHelp prevent truth decay.Thu Sep 13 1990 21:012
    
    --> four e's --> four i's -->
396.11762for eyes --> peepersBLKWDO::MERRICKTwilight ZonieThu Sep 13 1990 22:341
    
396.11763peepers >- Wally CoxSEAPEN::PHIPPSDTN 225.4959Thu Sep 13 1990 22:390
396.11764Wally Cox --> wall clocksPOWDML::SATOWFri Sep 14 1990 22:400
396.11765wall clocks --> WalMartTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetSat Sep 15 1990 01:531
    a chain of US drug/convenience stores.
396.11766WalMart --> John-BoyBLKWDO::MERRICKTwilight ZonieSat Sep 15 1990 23:521
    WalMart --> Walton (Sam, founder of WalMart)  --> The Waltons
396.11767John-Boy -> Johnny MopMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Mon Sep 17 1990 18:451
    
396.11768Johnny Mop -> RAGG MOPPLEZAH::BOBBITTwater, wind, and stoneMon Sep 17 1990 19:141
    
396.11769RAGG MOPP -> Raggedy AnnNYSSA::BIELSKIStan B.Mon Sep 17 1990 20:452
    
    I think I sat behind her in 4th grade.
396.11770Raggedy Ann -- > candy heartTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerTue Sep 18 1990 01:420
396.11771candy heart -> Takes a licking and keeps on tickingMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Sep 18 1990 02:461
    
396.11772Takes a licking and keeps on ticking >- John Camron SwayzeSEAPEN::PHIPPSDTN 225.4959Tue Sep 18 1990 03:140
396.11773John Camron Swayze -> Patrick SwayzeLYRIC::BOBBITTwater, wind, and stoneTue Sep 18 1990 19:261
    
396.11774Patrick Swayze -> nothing sways yeNYSSA::BIELSKIStan B.Tue Sep 18 1990 21:251
    
396.11775nothing sways ye --> hammockTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerTue Sep 18 1990 23:320
396.11776hammock --> ham hocksPOWDML::SATOWTue Sep 18 1990 23:470
396.11777ham hocks -> "hah!" <- ( mocks )MODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Sep 19 1990 02:451
    
396.11778Mocks -> The name's Mok, thanks a lotLEZAH::BOBBITTwater, wind, and stoneWed Sep 19 1990 19:342
    obscure reference to the animated movie "Rock and Rule"
    
396.11779the name's Mok --> Mock TurtleTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetWed Sep 19 1990 19:351
    
396.11780Mock Turtle -> hare-y riskNYSSA::BIELSKIStan B.Wed Sep 19 1990 20:311
    
396.11781hare-y risk --> shaving with a dull bladeTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetWed Sep 19 1990 21:591
    
396.11782shaving with a dull blade --> NickTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerWed Sep 19 1990 22:430
396.11783Nick --> at NightSQM::TRUMPLERHelp prevent truth decay.Wed Sep 19 1990 22:571
    as in Nickelodeon, the cable channel.
396.11784nick -> at night -> nickturnal?LEZAH::BOBBITTwater, wind, and stoneThu Sep 20 1990 05:001
    
396.11785nickturnal? --> brick urinal?STAR::CANTORDiginymic name: D2E C0.Thu Sep 20 1990 09:240
396.11786brick urinal --> built like a brick outhouseTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetThu Sep 20 1990 18:511
    
396.11787(built like a brick) outhouse -> crescent moonLEZAH::BOBBITTwater, wind, and stoneThu Sep 20 1990 19:432
    outhouses often had 'em carved in the doors....
    
396.11788crescent moon --> moon over MiamiTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetThu Sep 20 1990 19:574
    Carved in the door?  I thought that was what happened when the
    door flew open.
    
    --bonnie
396.11789moon over Miami --> streaking in Central ParkBLKWDO::MERRICKTwilight ZonieFri Sep 21 1990 00:441
    
396.11790streaking in Central Park --> parking in Grand Central stationTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetFri Sep 21 1990 02:101
    
396.11791parking in Grand Central station -> Quiz showMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Sep 21 1990 18:0214
    parking in Grand Central station -> ( isn't this an oxymoron? )
      |          v    |        |
      v       $1000   |        v  
    sparking          v    Radio/television
   (for you)       tendencies ( as in statistics )    
   (old timers)

      \         \       /       /    
       \         \     /       /
      [ Interjection: Where's Steve K when you really need him? ]
         \         \ /       /
          ....>  Quiz show <.

    
396.11792Quiz show -> Cow CheeseCRIME::BIJAOUIReal problems are in BeirutFri Sep 21 1990 18:351
    
396.11793cow cheese -> CocheseLYRIC::BOBBITTwater, wind, and stoneFri Sep 21 1990 21:051
    
396.11794cow cheese -> Cochese -> Cheddar and SwissTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetFri Sep 21 1990 23:421
    
396.11795Cheddar and Swiss --> where's the beef?BLKWDO::MERRICKTwilight ZonieSun Sep 23 1990 01:141
    
396.11796where's the beef? --> Persian GulfSQM::TRUMPLERHelp prevent truth decay.Mon Sep 24 1990 19:101
    if you ask me...
396.11797Persian Gulf -->Indian OceanTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetMon Sep 24 1990 20:011
    
396.11798Indian Ocean -> Beach Buoys :-)MODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Mon Sep 24 1990 23:581
    Indian Ocean + Persian Gulf + Soldiers ->
396.11799Beach Buoys --> beached whaleTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerTue Sep 25 1990 00:360
396.11800beached whale --> bleached bonesTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetTue Sep 25 1990 20:431
    
396.11801Bleached Bones -> Deborah HarryMACNAS::DKEATINGHands Off The G.A.A. :-)Tue Sep 25 1990 21:021
    
396.11802Deborah Harry -> RaptureCRIME::BIJAOUIReal problems are in BeirutTue Sep 25 1990 22:141
    
396.11803rapture -> enraptured -> bedazzledLEZAH::BOBBITTwater, wind, and stoneWed Sep 26 1990 20:211
    
396.11804bedazzled --> meadTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetWed Sep 26 1990 21:055
    bedazzled --> dazzled bee --> from drinking too much fermented honey +
                                                                         |
    +--------------------------------------------------------------------+
    |
    +--> mead
396.11805mead --> madeCNTROL::HUBERWed Sep 26 1990 22:430
396.11806mead --> made --> Edam --> cheesePOWDML::SATOWWed Sep 26 1990 22:481
396.11807cheese --> dejavuBLKWDO::MERRICKTwilight ZonieThu Sep 27 1990 00:121
    
396.11808dejavu --> been there, done thatCLOVE::SZKLARZCan't you hear? My silence screams!Thu Sep 27 1990 02:382
    
    
396.11809been there, done that --> can't get thar from hereTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetThu Sep 27 1990 18:401
    
396.11810can't get thar from here -> use a black holeNECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Thu Sep 27 1990 18:522
    gotta do *something* to economize on gasoline.
    
396.11811use a black hole --> disappearTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerThu Sep 27 1990 20:020
396.11812Disappear --> Dis an applePOWDML::SATOWThu Sep 27 1990 20:260
396.11813Dis an apple --> Dem's da brakesBLITZN::ROBERTSReason, Purpose, Self-esteemThu Sep 27 1990 20:291
    
396.11814Dem's da brakes --> and dey's gonna cost ya ta fix 'emCNTROL::HUBERThu Sep 27 1990 21:570
396.11815dey's gonna cost ya . . .--> an offer you can't refuseTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetThu Sep 27 1990 22:291
    
396.11816MACNAS::DKEATINGHands Off The G.A.A. :-)Fri Sep 28 1990 17:531
    	an offer you can't refuse -> free sex!
396.11817Free sex -> some restrictions apply4GL::LASHERWorking...Fri Sep 28 1990 17:583
    (You've got to read the fine print.)
    
Lew Lasher
396.11818some restrictions apply -> limited liabilityNECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Fri Sep 28 1990 18:281
    
396.11819BilkoPOWDML::SATOWFri Sep 28 1990 18:537
limited liability --> limited lie ability -->  poor salemanship ---+
								   |
								   |
+---- sergeant <-- non-commissioned officer <-- no commissions <---+
|
|
+---> Bilko
396.11820Bilko --> BrilloTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetFri Sep 28 1990 19:091
    
396.11821Brillo -> SOS!LYRIC::BOBBITTwater, wind, and stoneFri Sep 28 1990 19:211
    
396.11822Brillo --> SOS! --> you're all washed upTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetFri Sep 28 1990 20:091
    
396.11823you're all washed up --> beached whaleBLKWDO::MERRICKTwilight ZonieFri Sep 28 1990 20:161
    
396.11824beached whale --> bleached whale --> Moby DickTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetFri Sep 28 1990 20:381
    
396.11825Moby Dick --> Dopey MickBLITZN::ROBERTSReason, Purpose, Self-esteemFri Sep 28 1990 23:381
    
396.11826Dopey Mick -> Great ScotNECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Mon Oct 01 1990 16:141
    
396.11827Great Scot -> cue to throw the toilet paperLEZAH::BOBBITTwater, wind, and stoneMon Oct 01 1990 16:551
    
396.11828cue to throw the toilet paper -> confettiMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Mon Oct 01 1990 16:581
    
396.11829confetti --> profettiCNTROL::HUBERMon Oct 01 1990 20:290
396.11830profetti --> propheticPOWDML::SATOWMon Oct 01 1990 20:480
396.11831prophetic --> prescientTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerMon Oct 01 1990 23:410
396.11832prescient -> premature hindsightNECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Tue Oct 02 1990 01:341
    
396.11833premature hindsight --> baby's bumPOWDML::SATOWTue Oct 02 1990 01:460
396.11834baby's bum -> source of diaper fill :-)MODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Oct 02 1990 16:531
    
396.11835source of diaper fill --> hit the fanTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetTue Oct 02 1990 17:491
    
396.11836hit the fan -> boo the players?MODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Oct 02 1990 19:051
    
396.11837boo the players? --> coach the coachTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerTue Oct 02 1990 22:030
396.11838coach the coach --> train the trainerAUSSIE::WHORLOWD R A B C = action planWed Oct 03 1990 02:441
    
396.11839train the trainer -> re-source the resourceCSCMA::BIELSKIStan B.Thu Oct 04 1990 16:311
    
396.11840re-source the resource -> laundering money LYRIC::BOBBITTwater, wind, and stoneThu Oct 04 1990 17:131
    
396.11841laundering money --> stolen credit cardsTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerThu Oct 04 1990 18:030
396.11842stolen credit cards --> pinched plasticBLITZN::ROBERTSReason, Purpose, Self-esteemThu Oct 04 1990 18:561
    
396.11843pinched plastic -> extruded steelMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Oct 05 1990 16:541
    
396.11844extruded steel -> iron bars (do not a prison make)LEZAH::BOBBITTwater, wind, and stoneFri Oct 05 1990 17:091
    
396.11845iron bars --> brown b'arsPOWDML::SATOWFri Oct 05 1990 17:279
In the song "The Ballad of Davy Crockett", there is a verse:

	Born on a mountaintop in Tennessee,
	Greenest state in the land of the free,
	Raised in the woods so he knew every tree,
	Kilt him a b'ar 
	when he was only three.

As a kid, I wondered who "Himmabar" was.
396.11846brown b'ars ---> HersheyMILKWY::SLABOUNTYHemorrhoid from HellFri Oct 05 1990 21:001
    
396.11847Hershey --> ReesesTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerFri Oct 05 1990 21:400
396.11848Reeses -> ETMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Sat Oct 06 1990 00:121
    
396.11849ET --> Entertainment TonightBLITZN::ROBERTSReason, Purpose, Self-esteemSat Oct 06 1990 00:151
    
396.11850Entertainment Tonight ---> Mary HartMILKWY::SLABOUNTYHemorrhoid from HellSat Oct 06 1990 00:171
    
396.11851Mary Hart -> I need a NewhartNECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Sat Oct 06 1990 00:551
    
396.11852I need a Newhart --> Dream OnBLKWDO::MERRICKTwilight ZonieSat Oct 06 1990 01:211
    
396.11853Dream on -> Rip VanWinkel...MACNAS::DKEATINGIt's 3 o'clock in the morning...Mon Oct 08 1990 13:511
    
396.11854Rip VanWinkel... -> Chudee, Chudee, Chudee...NECSC::BIELSKIZZzzzzz....huh??Mon Oct 08 1990 16:203
	
    Don't know where that came from...one too many late night movies, I
    expect, not to mention the oversalted popcorn.
396.11855Chudee, Chudee, Chudee -> Cary GrantMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Mon Oct 08 1990 19:490
396.11856Cary Grant -> Carrie FischerNECSC::BIELSKIStan b.Tue Oct 09 1990 01:111
    
396.11857Carrie Fischer -> Carry OnMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Oct 09 1990 16:522
    
     from the Joan Baez album title...
396.11858Carry On --> Mind how you goTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerTue Oct 09 1990 17:520
396.11859Mind how you go -> dead brain cellsVOGON::BALLHave you got a licence for that pun?Tue Oct 09 1990 18:210
396.11860dead brain cells --> jars of formaldehydeCNTROL::HUBERTue Oct 09 1990 20:480
396.11861dead brain cells -> Max HeadroomNECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Tue Oct 09 1990 20:501
    
396.11862Max Headroom --> Head and ShouldersTERZA::ZANEshadow jugglerTue Oct 09 1990 21:430
396.11863Head and shoulders ---> give good shouldersMILKWY::SLABOUNTYHemorrhoid from HellTue Oct 09 1990 23:511
    
396.11864Now + Then -> mummyMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Oct 10 1990 00:402
    Now                 + Then                 = Next
    give good shoulders + jars of formaldehyde = ->
396.11865Mummy -> Not now,Junior...MACNAS::DKEATINGIt's 3 o'clock in the morning...Wed Oct 10 1990 12:121
    
396.11866Not now, Junior... -> you may unravelNECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Wed Oct 10 1990 16:131
    
396.11867you may unravel --> leaving loose endsTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetWed Oct 10 1990 20:262
    
    
396.11868leaving loose ends --> unfinished businessSQM::TRUMPLERHelp prevent truth decay.Wed Oct 10 1990 20:360
396.11869unfinished business -> paperworkMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Oct 10 1990 23:171
    
396.11870-<Paperwork->More Paperwork>SWAM2::HOMEYER_CHThu Oct 11 1990 02:521
    
396.11871More Paperwork->VMS docsetWELMTS::HILLI have a cunning plan, my lord!Thu Oct 11 1990 16:231
    
396.11872VMS docset -> turning RISCyNECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Thu Oct 11 1990 19:051
    
396.11873turning RISCy --> risqueTERZA::ZANEVirtual WomanThu Oct 11 1990 19:400
396.11874turning RISCy --> risque --> Un*xTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetThu Oct 11 1990 19:531
    
396.11875Un*x --> unicsTHEGIZ::PITARDWhere I come from, we take turns!Thu Oct 11 1990 22:562
       
       
396.11876unics -> brain powerMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Oct 11 1990 23:236
    unics = un + ics
            |     |
            v     V
           no       integrated circuits  ->
    
              
396.11877brain power -> ouch, that hertzNECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Fri Oct 12 1990 01:241
    
396.11878ouch, that hertz ==> OJ SimpsonTHEGIZ::PITARDWhere I come from, we take turns!Fri Oct 12 1990 03:392
       
       
396.11879OJ Simpson --> Bart SimpsonTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetFri Oct 12 1990 17:251
    Hey, do you suppose they're related????
396.11880Bart Simpson -> "Human Gives Birth To Cow!"MODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Oct 12 1990 18:570
396.11881Philosophy PhDPOWDML::SATOWFri Oct 12 1990 19:264
Human gives birth to cow --> berth for a cow --> dock for cow ship -----+
									|
									|
				Philosophy PhD <-- Doc for bull**** <---+
396.11882Bart Simpson --> Don't have a cow man!POBOX::VANTILBURGSpring flowers make me sneeze.Fri Oct 12 1990 19:361
    
396.11883I moo, therefore I amTHEGIZ::PITARDWhere I come from, we take turns!Fri Oct 12 1990 21:267
       
        "Don't have a cow man" -----
       				    \
       				     \________I moo, therefore I am
       				     /
       				    /
       	Philosophy PhD--------------
396.11884OJ Simpson----> TD'sSWAM2::HOMEYER_CHSat Oct 13 1990 02:231
    
396.11885TD's --> rough landingBLKWDO::MERRICKTwilight ZonieSat Oct 13 1990 18:521
    
396.11886MACNAS::DKEATINGIt's 3 o'clock in the morning...Mon Oct 15 1990 16:186
    
    I moo,therefore I am -----
                              --
    			        ----- Cow dung!
                              --
            Rough landing ----
396.11887NASA's moonjumping cowNECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Mon Oct 15 1990 16:197
                                ^
                               / \
                                |
    I moo, therefore I am---    |
                            |----
     rough landing  --------
    
396.11888cow moons NASAPOWDML::SATOWMon Oct 15 1990 16:275
NASA's moonjumping cow--+
			|
			+---> cow moons NASA
			|
cow dung----------------+		
396.11889cow moons NASA -> Gives Shuttle Bum (Steer!)MODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Mon Oct 15 1990 18:201
    
396.11890Gives Shuttle Bum (Steer) ( --> steer ) --> turn leftSQM::TRUMPLERHelp prevent truth decay.Mon Oct 15 1990 19:482
    ... in a desparate attempt to escape the cowpies from the last few
    entries...
396.11891turn left --> swallow returnsPOWDML::SATOWMon Oct 15 1990 20:140
396.11892? swallow returns >- losing candidate SEAPEN::PHIPPSDTN 225.4959Mon Oct 15 1990 20:300
396.11893losing candidate --> file a missing person reportTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetMon Oct 15 1990 23:361
    
396.11894file a missing person report -> Jimmy HoffaMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Mon Oct 15 1990 23:431
    
396.11895Jimmy Hoffa -> cast in concreteNECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Tue Oct 16 1990 16:511
    
396.11896cast in concrete -> etched in jelloLEZAH::BOBBITTCOUS: Coincidences of Unusual SizeTue Oct 16 1990 18:025
    When people on several projects I know would ask "is this written in
    stone?", the response would be the above...."no its....."
    
    -Jody
    
396.11897etched in jello --> ice cream with no bonesTLE::RANDALLliving on another planetTue Oct 16 1990 18:066
    Several years ago, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter thoughtfully
    twirled her spoon through a dish of soft ice cream and informed us
    in a tone of sudden discovery, "Ice cream is just jello with
    bones!"
    
    --bonnie
396.11898- - - > unstructured yellNECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Wed Oct 17 1990 00:094
    
                                   ^
                                   |
         --> I scream boneless  - -
396.11899unstructured yell-->yodelSWAM2::HOMEYER_CHWed Oct 17 1990 00:281
    
396.11900yodel --> Hello, Derek.SIEVAX::LAWMathew Law, SIEWed Oct 17 1990 18:151
    
396.11901Hello, Derek --> High, CraneTLE::RANDALLself-defined personWed Oct 17 1990 18:391
    
396.11902High, Crane --> Tall BirdWMOIS::B_REINKEWe won't play your silly gameWed Oct 17 1990 19:201
    
396.11903Tall bird --> file transferVOGON::BALLHave you got a licence for that pun?Wed Oct 17 1990 19:321
Tall bird --> Big Bird --> Kermit --> file transfer
396.11904Kermit --> file transfer --> frog in my LATTLE::RANDALLself-defined personWed Oct 17 1990 19:401
    
396.11905frog in LAT --> ribBITing down the Ethernet HighwaySQM::TRUMPLERHelp prevent truth decay.Wed Oct 17 1990 19:441
    
396.11906...down the Ethernet highway --> traffic accidentTLE::RANDALLself-defined personWed Oct 17 1990 20:311
    
396.11907traffic accident <---- wrong place..wrong timeSWAM2::HOMEYER_CHWed Oct 17 1990 20:561
    
396.11908Wrong place.. wrong time --> Story of My Life!!POBOX::VANTILBURGYou Belong In The Zoo!!Wed Oct 17 1990 21:581
    
396.11909Story of My Life!! -> dropped in, on, & outNECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Thu Oct 18 1990 00:211
    
396.11910Story of My Life --> soap operaBLKWDO::MERRICKTwilight ZonieThu Oct 18 1990 00:221
    
396.11911soap opera -> The Barber of SudsMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Oct 18 1990 00:301
    
396.11912The Barber of Suds => RossiniMARVIN::KNOWLESPer ardua ad nauseamThu Oct 18 1990 15:321
    
396.11913Theme from the Lone RangerINFRNO::RANDALLself-defined personThu Oct 18 1990 16:3813
    dropped in, on, and out  --+
                                \
                                 +---> Theme from the Lone Ranger
                                /
    Barber of Suds --> Rossini +
    
    
    Which is actually the overture from the opera _William_Tell_.  And
    if having the theme from one's grandiose attempt to be politically
    inspiring taken over as the theme for a horse opera isn't getting
    dropped on, I don't know what is . . .
    
    --bonnie
396.11914Theme from the Lone Ranger -> "A Watched Tree Never Burns"MODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Oct 18 1990 18:072
    A lone ranger high in a tower jotting notes and essays about his
    work...
396.11915A Watched Tree Never Burns --> Burning bushINFRNO::RANDALLself-defined personThu Oct 18 1990 19:111
    I guess Moses must have taken his mind off his job . . . 
396.11916Burning bush --> Nuking HusseinPOWDML::SATOWThu Oct 18 1990 19:510
396.11917Nuking Hussein => Welding SilberNECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Thu Oct 18 1990 21:368
    ho, poy.  Local looney political time in MA again.
    
    John Silber and Bill Weld are running for governor. Soldering & welding
    can be considered similar to nontekkies like me; I think that soldering
    wire contains some silver, but at this point I'm willing to resort to
    un-poetic license.
    
    Stan "vote early & often" B.
396.11918Welding Silber ---> silver smithingWMOIS::B_REINKEWe won't play your silly gameThu Oct 18 1990 22:001
    
396.11919Silver smithing --> HOT stuff to work withPOBOX::VANTILBURGYou Belong In The Zoo!!Fri Oct 19 1990 00:001
    
396.11920HOT stuff to work with --> Wendy'sINFRNO::RANDALLself-defined personFri Oct 19 1990 00:122
         The Wendy's hamburger chain used to have the slogan,
         "What's hot and juicy?  Ask Wendy!"
396.11921Wendy's --> left me aloneSTAR::CANTORDiginymic name: D2E C0.Fri Oct 19 1990 07:200
396.11922left me alone --> left outPOWDML::SATOWFri Oct 19 1990 15:591
396.11923left out -> fielderNECSC::BIELSKIwho'r ya'callin'a re-zourse, bro'?Fri Oct 19 1990 16:272
    place the emphasis where you will:  left out fielder
    
396.11924fielder -> FlandersMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Oct 19 1990 16:401
    Re: -1 What a great personal name...! :-)
396.11925Flanders -> MollLEZAH::BOBBITTCOUS: Coincidences of Unusual SizeFri Oct 19 1990 17:252
    as in "the amorous adventures of Moll Flanders" (or was it "the secret
    lives of....?"
396.11926Moll >- GunSEAPEN::PHIPPSDTN 225.4959Fri Oct 19 1990 20:390
396.11927Gun --> GnuPOWDML::SATOWFri Oct 19 1990 21:291
One of my favorite words
396.11928Gnu -> self-referential TLA's LYRIC::BOBBITTCOUS: Coincidences of Unusual SizeFri Oct 19 1990 21:441
    GNU = Gnu's Not Unix
396.11929self-referential TLA's -> saltMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Sat Oct 20 1990 03:251
    
396.11930salt --> seaBLKWDO::MERRICKTwilight ZonieSat Oct 20 1990 19:111
    
396.11931sea --> TranquilityBLITZN::ROBERTSReason, Purpose, Self-esteemMon Oct 22 1990 03:131
    
396.11932Tranquility -> mooning the worldNECSC::BIELSKIwho'r ya'callin'a re-zourse, bro'?Mon Oct 22 1990 16:491
    
396.11933mooning the world -> celestial curseMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Mon Oct 22 1990 21:071
    
396.11934Canis Major and MinorPOWDML::SATOWMon Oct 22 1990 21:212
			---> celestial curs -->    

396.11935Canis Major and Minor -> dog-eared Army officer & bratNECSC::BIELSKIwho'r ya'callin'a re-zourse, bro'?Tue Oct 23 1990 00:591
    
396.11936dog-eared Army officer & brat -> 'Lil Orphan AnnieMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Oct 23 1990 19:071
    
396.11937'Lil Orphan Annie ---> SandyWMOIS::B_REINKEWe won't play your silly gameTue Oct 23 1990 20:271
    
396.11938Bette MiddlerTLE::RANDALLself-defined personWed Oct 24 1990 00:425
    Li'l Orphan Annie --> Sandy --> Beaches --> Bette Middler
    
    Who I always thought looked like Annie . . .
    
    --bonnie
396.11939Bette Middler --> go broke slowlyPOWDML::SATOWWed Oct 24 1990 00:575
Bette Winner and you get rich
Bette Loser and you go broke quickly
Bette Middler and you go broke slowly


396.11940go broke slowly ---> sons in collegeWMOIS::B_REINKEWe won't play your silly gameWed Oct 24 1990 05:061
    from personal experience! ;-}
396.11941sons in college --> sun in the seventh houseTLE::RANDALLself-defined personWed Oct 24 1990 16:331
    
396.11942sun in the seventh house -> bleached blondeNECSC::BIELSKIwho'r ya'callin'a re-zourse, bro'?Wed Oct 24 1990 22:351
    
396.11943bleached blonde -> Blond on Blond ( Dylan )MODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Oct 24 1990 22:491
    
396.11944bleached blonde --> blanched almondBLKWDO::MERRICKTwilight ZonieThu Oct 25 1990 00:291
    
396.11945blanched almonds --> hot nutsPOWDML::SATOWThu Oct 25 1990 00:392

396.11946hot nuts ---> the devil's ownAUSSIE::WHORLOWD R A B C = action planThu Oct 25 1990 02:401
    
396.11947wicked temptress...WMOIS::B_REINKEWe won't play your silly gameThu Oct 25 1990 04:173
                                            ^
                                            |
    blond on blond + the devil's own--------|
396.11948wicked temptress... ---> just a tease..AUSSIE::WHORLOWD R A B C = action planThu Oct 25 1990 07:461
    
396.11949just a tease... ---> no coffeesSIEVAX::LAWMathew Law, SIE (Reading, UK)Thu Oct 25 1990 14:242
    said Manuel from Fawlty Towers.
    
396.11950no coffees --> no bananasTLE::RANDALLself-defined personThu Oct 25 1990 20:351
    
396.11951no bananas -> no reason, no rhyme :-)MODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Oct 25 1990 21:554
    
    And from a different note string...
    
    
396.11952no reason, no rhyme -> Phantom TollboothLYRIC::BOBBITTCOUS: Coincidences of Unusual SizeThu Oct 25 1990 22:344
    That's what the problem was with Dictionopolis and Digitopolis in 'The
    Phantom Tollbooth'
    
    
396.11953Phantom Tollbooth --> at the end of the universeTLE::RANDALLself-defined personThu Oct 25 1990 22:401
    
396.11954at the end of the universe --> centerTERZA::ZANEall in good timeThu Oct 25 1990 23:000
396.11955BOX!AUSSIE::WHORLOWVenturer Scouts: feral Cub ScoutsFri Oct 26 1990 06:504
    
    
    center --> centre circle --> penalty area --> sin bin ---> BOX!
    
396.11956BOX! -> left hook, right jabMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Oct 26 1990 16:561
    
396.11957left hook, right jab --> flat on backTLE::RANDALLself-defined personFri Oct 26 1990 17:473
    Haven't we been through "box" about ten times?
    
    --bonnie
396.11958flat on back --> buxom on frontPOWDML::SATOWFri Oct 26 1990 18:100
396.11959buxom on front -> bustle in backLEZAH::BOBBITTCOUS: Coincidences of Unusual SizeFri Oct 26 1990 18:281
    
396.11960buxom on front >- Dolly PartonSEAPEN::PHIPPSDTN 225.4959Fri Oct 26 1990 18:36120
396.11961bustle + Dolly -> reinforced concrete MODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Oct 26 1990 18:462
    
    bustle in back + Dolly Parton ->
396.11962reinforced concrete --> Concrete BlondeBLKWDO::MERRICKTwilight ZonieFri Oct 26 1990 18:481
    
396.11963Concrete Blonde --> Platinum BlondTLE::RANDALLself-defined personFri Oct 26 1990 19:181
    
396.11964Platinum Blond -->RevaluationSEAPEN::PHIPPSDTN 225.4959Fri Oct 26 1990 20:504
           -< Concrete Blonde --> Platinum Blond -->revaluation >-

    

396.11965blonds --> revaluation --> golddiggerTLE::RANDALLself-defined personFri Oct 26 1990 20:531
    
396.11966golddigger -> goldbrickerMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Oct 26 1990 21:291
    
396.11967goldbricker --> slipperBLKWDO::MERRICKTwilight ZonieFri Oct 26 1990 22:121
    goldbricker --> loafer --> slipper
396.11968slipper --> a MickeyPOWDML::SATOWSat Oct 27 1990 00:576
re: .11960.

Of course you omitted 396.0, the progenitor of all this mess, and no doubt the 
reason for all the recursions.

Clay
396.11969a Mickey --> is how old?!SEAPEN::PHIPPSDTN 225.4959Sat Oct 27 1990 01:497
>Of course you omitted 396.0, the progenitor of all this mess, and no doubt the 
>reason for all the recursions.

     I noticed that. I wonder if it's a bug with "DIR/TITLE=BOX .*"?

             Mike

396.11970is (I'm) how old?! ----> going to be a grandmotherWMOIS::B_REINKEbread&amp;rosesSat Oct 27 1990 17:461
    sorta my reaction when my son told me the good news
396.11971going to be a grandmother --> Revenge!!!BLKWDO::MERRICKTwilight ZonieSun Oct 28 1990 19:412
    "Hope he turns out just like you..."
    	what I told my daughter when my grandson was born.
396.11972Revenge!!! ---> Sweet prospectsAUSSIE::WHORLOWVenturer Scouts: feral Cub ScoutsMon Oct 29 1990 01:204
    
    Get your revenge, Live long enough to be a nuisance to your kids..!
    
    
396.11973Sweet prospects -> another dateNECSC::BIELSKIwho'r ya'callin'a re-zourse, bro'?Mon Oct 29 1990 17:241
    
396.11974another date -> 1066MODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Mon Oct 29 1990 18:131
    
396.11975another date --> 1066 --> 1492TLE::RANDALLself-defined personMon Oct 29 1990 18:571
    
396.11976Winter TourPOWDML::SATOWMon Oct 29 1990 19:296



	1066 --> 1492 -->  Middle-Aged Europeans invade West Indies -->
						
396.11977Winter Tour -> Free RideLEZAH::BOBBITTCOUS: Coincidences of Unusual SizeMon Oct 29 1990 20:382
    my fave song by the Edgar Winter Group
    
396.11978free ride --> tourist trapTLE::RANDALLself-defined personMon Oct 29 1990 21:141
    
396.11979tourist trap ---> man trapSIEVAX::LAWMathew Law, SIE (Reading, UK)Mon Oct 29 1990 21:181
    Well it's one way of getting rid of tourists...
396.11980man trap --> Venus fly trapTLE::RANDALLself-defined personMon Oct 29 1990 21:301
    
396.11981man trap ---> marriageMILKWY::SLABOUNTYHemorrhoid from HellMon Oct 29 1990 21:464
    
    
    	8^)
    
396.11982(venus) fly trap + marriage ---> divorceSIEVAX::LAWMathew Law, SIE (Reading, UK)Tue Oct 30 1990 03:081
    
396.11983divorce -> new opportunitySWAM2::HOMEYER_CHTue Oct 30 1990 04:301
    
396.11984new opportunity -> Open SystemsWELMTS::HILLI have a cunning plan, my lord!Tue Oct 30 1990 12:481
    Sorry, couldn't resist it :-)
396.11985Open Systems --> door handlesSIEVAX::LAWMathew Law, SIE (Reading, UK)Tue Oct 30 1990 13:531
    
396.11986door handles --> love handlesTLE::RANDALLself-defined personTue Oct 30 1990 18:171
    
396.11987love handles -> love conquers allLYRIC::BOBBITTCOUS: Coincidences of Unusual SizeTue Oct 30 1990 18:401
    
396.11988love handles --> hippiesTERZA::ZANEConsciousness before being. -- Vaclav HavelTue Oct 30 1990 18:410
396.11989love conquers all + hippies ---> peacenikSIEVAX::LAWMathew Law, SIE (Reading, UK)Tue Oct 30 1990 18:441
    
396.11990peacenik --> beatnikTLE::RANDALLself-defined personTue Oct 30 1990 19:551
    
396.11991beatnik -> Teddy BoysMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Oct 30 1990 20:101
    
396.11992beatniks --> Teddy Boys --> teddy bears on motorbikesTLE::RANDALLself-defined personTue Oct 30 1990 20:461
    
396.11993teddy bears on motorbikes -> police academyCSCMA::BIELSKIStan B.Tue Oct 30 1990 22:061
    
396.11994police academy -> goldern sequelsLEZAH::BOBBITTCOUS: Coincidences of Unusual SizeTue Oct 30 1990 22:371
    
396.11995LiberacePOWDML::SATOWWed Oct 31 1990 00:264
		goldern sequels --> golden sequins --> Liberace

    

396.11996let there be LiteNECSC::BIELSKIwho'r ya'callin'a re-zourse, bro'?Wed Oct 31 1990 02:105
    
                                       ^
                                       |
    	Liberace ---> candleaberra ----+
    
396.11997let there be Lite -> curse the darknessMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Oct 31 1990 17:431
    Especially for Halloween.... :-)
396.11998curse the darkness -> black magicHLFS00::STEENWINKELThe Taming of the ScrewWed Oct 31 1990 18:101
    
396.11999black magic -> mojoMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Oct 31 1990 20:161
    
396.12000mojo --> Jojo --> clownSIEVAX::LAWMathew Law, SIE (Reading, UK)Wed Oct 31 1990 20:283
    Jojo was a clown... (Beatles).
    
    Yay.... 396.12000.
396.12001clown --> SondheimTLE::RANDALLself-defined personWed Oct 31 1990 22:531
    Who wrote a song called "Send in the Clowns"
396.12002Sondheim -> centimeLYRIC::BOBBITTCOUS: Coincidences of Unusual SizeThu Nov 01 1990 00:231
    
396.12003centime -> dinarMIMIC::CIUFFINICar chase scene? Sure! I'll drive!Thu Nov 01 1990 00:591
    
396.12004dinar -> inflation-adjusted dollarNECSC::BIELSKIwho'r ya'callin'a re-zourse, bro'?Thu Nov 01 1990 02:051
    
396.12005bang-for-the-buckHLFS00::STEENWINKELThe Taming of the ScrewThu Nov 01 1990 14:001
    
396.12006bang-for-the-buck --> The Deer HunterPOWDML::SATOWThu Nov 01 1990 17:240
396.12007The Dear Hunter -> Looking For Mr. GoodbarMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Nov 01 1990 21:571
    
396.12008Looking for Mr. Goodbar --> Trick or TreatPOWDML::SATOWThu Nov 01 1990 22:000
396.12009Trick or Treat -> come back next yearNECSC::BIELSKIwho'r ya'callin'a re-zourse, bro'?Fri Nov 02 1990 02:051
    Halloween expired at midnight Oct. 31.
396.12010come back next year -> Swallows, CapistranoMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Nov 02 1990 18:201
    
396.12011swallows, Capistrano --> Man Chokes on IslandTLE::RANDALLself-defined personFri Nov 02 1990 18:411
    
396.12012Man Chokes on Island --> take smaller bitesBLKWDO::MERRICKTwilight ZonieFri Nov 02 1990 18:561
    
396.12013take smaller bites --> death by nitpickingTERZA::ZANEConsciousness before being. -- Vaclav HavelFri Nov 02 1990 18:580
396.12014death by nitpicking --> henpecked husbandCNTROL::HUBERFile and ForgetFri Nov 02 1990 20:000
396.12015henpecked husband -> AdamMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Sat Nov 03 1990 00:501
    
396.12016Adam -> In the beginning...NECSC::BIELSKIwho'r ya'callin'a re-zourse, bro'?Sat Nov 03 1990 02:231
    
396.12017In the beginning ---> was the wordWMOIS::B_REINKEbread&amp;rosesSat Nov 03 1990 08:021
    
396.12018was the word --> SurferbirdSTAR::CANTORDiginymic name: D2E C0.Sat Nov 03 1990 18:510
396.12019surferbird --> boardwalkBLKWDO::MERRICKTwilight ZonieSun Nov 04 1990 19:081
    
396.12020boardwalk --> excited freewayTERZA::ZANEConsciousness before being -- V. HavelSun Nov 04 1990 20:302
		--> bored walk -->    

396.12021excited freeway --> freeway exitPOWDML::SATOWMon Nov 05 1990 16:350
396.12022freeway exit -> cloverleafLYRIC::BOBBITTCOUS: Coincidences of Unusual SizeMon Nov 05 1990 18:151
    
396.12023freeway exit -> cloverleaf -> good luck gettin offTLE::RANDALLself-defined personMon Nov 05 1990 18:541
    
396.12024good luck gettin off -> rushMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Mon Nov 05 1990 19:391
    
396.12025rush --> crushTLE::RANDALLself-defined personMon Nov 05 1990 20:041
    
396.12026who loves ya', baby?NECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Mon Nov 05 1990 20:304
    
                                 ^
                                 |
       crush -> I need a hug ----
396.12027who lovbes ya' baby? -> Tootsie, Pops!MODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Mon Nov 05 1990 21:521
    
396.12028Tootsie,Pops! --> musical breakfast cereal..AUSSIE::WHORLOWVenturer Scouts: feral Cub ScoutsTue Nov 06 1990 01:431
    
396.12029musical breakfast cereal --> the hills are aliveTERZA::ZANEConsciousness before being -- V. HavelTue Nov 06 1990 02:020
396.12030the hills are alive -> quick, henry, the Flit!LEZAH::BOBBITTCOUS: Coincidences of Unusual SizeTue Nov 06 1990 18:171
    
396.12031quick, henry, the Flit! -> lethal smokescreenNECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Tue Nov 06 1990 21:451
    
396.12032lethal smokescreen --> passive smokingAUSSIE::WHORLOWVenturer Scouts: feral Cub ScoutsWed Nov 07 1990 05:341
    
396.12033passive smoking --> he was smokedTLE::RANDALLself-defined personWed Nov 07 1990 20:181
    
396.12034he was smoked -> PUFF! gonzoNECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Wed Nov 07 1990 21:121
    
396.12035PUFF! Gonzo --> troglodytePOWDML::SATOWWed Nov 07 1990 21:186
 . . .
without his lifelong friend, Puff could not be brave,
so Puff that mighty dragon sadly slipped into his cave


(the last line of "Puff the Magic Dragon")
396.12036troglodyte -> The TroggsLEZAH::BOBBITTthe odd get evenThu Nov 08 1990 18:051
    a group from the 60's
396.12037The Troggs -> the clogs ( footwear )MODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Nov 08 1990 18:091
    
396.12038Troggs --> clogs --> going to the dogsTLE::RANDALLself-defined personThu Nov 08 1990 19:482
    
    
396.12039going to the dogs -> visit the carnival barkerMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Nov 08 1990 21:071
    
396.12040...the dogs -> visit the carnival barker -> bearded ladyNECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Thu Nov 08 1990 21:131
    
396.12041bearded lady -> shady ladyLYRIC::BOBBITTthe odd get evenFri Nov 09 1990 17:411
    
396.12042shady lady --> Shady LaneTLE::RANDALLself-defined personFri Nov 09 1990 19:497
    From an old song, "The Naughty Lady of Shady Lane," an account of
    all the havoc said lady has wreaked on the heart of the gentleman
    singing the song . . . the last line is:
    
    "And she's only nine days old"
    
    --bonnie
396.12043Shady Lane --> Lois LanePOWDML::SATOWFri Nov 09 1990 20:543
I wonder if Lois *is* "the naughty lady of Shady Lane".

Clay
396.12044Lois Lane -> high flyerNECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Sat Nov 10 1990 01:312
    
    but only with Superman, of course.
396.12045high flyer >- Donald TrumpSEAPEN::PHIPPSDTN 225.4959Sat Nov 10 1990 02:390
396.12046Donald Trump --> Merv GriffinSTAR::CANTORDiginymic name: D2E C0.Sun Nov 11 1990 10:180
396.12047Merv Griffin -> Griffin O'NealLEZAH::BOBBITTthe odd get evenMon Nov 12 1990 17:522
    no wait!  wrong topic..!
    
396.12048Griffin O'Neal --> Grits 'n OatmealPOWDML::SATOWMon Nov 12 1990 19:101
396.12049Grits 'n Oatmeal --> mushTERZA::ZANEConsciousness before being -- V. HavelMon Nov 12 1990 20:420
396.12050mush -> you Huskies!!!! ?NECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Mon Nov 12 1990 21:311
    
396.12051(you) Huskies!!!! -> MalamutesLYRIC::BOBBITTthe odd get evenTue Nov 13 1990 23:031
    
396.12052Malamutes --> bad dogs won't barkTLE::RANDALLself-defined personWed Nov 14 1990 18:001
    
396.12053bad dogs won't bark --> they'll biteTERZA::ZANEConsciousness before being -- V. HavelWed Nov 14 1990 19:220
396.12054they'll bite --> vampiresCHIEFF::HUBERFile and ForgetWed Nov 14 1990 20:210
396.12055vampires >- coffinSEAPEN::PHIPPSDTN 225.4959Wed Nov 14 1990 20:440
396.12056vampires --> coffin --> Formula 44TLE::RANDALLself-defined personWed Nov 14 1990 21:253
    A cough suppressant.  
    
    --bonnie
396.12057Formula 44 -> 409MODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Nov 14 1990 22:081
    A dirt suppressant :-)
396.12058409 -> 501SWAM2::HOMEYER_CHWed Nov 14 1990 22:342
    A Stimulant
    
396.12059501 -> bluesKNEE::ROBERTSReason, Purpose, Self-esteemThu Nov 15 1990 00:171
    
396.12060blues -> JETSGLADYS::ORMEMadVaxThu Nov 15 1990 02:492
    A local defunct football team
    
396.12061JETS --> contrailsTERZA::ZANEConsciousness before being -- V. HavelThu Nov 15 1990 15:510
396.12062contrails -> happy trailsLEZAH::BOBBITTbut you're *french* vanilla...Thu Nov 15 1990 18:201
    
396.12063happy trails --> dead endsTLE::RANDALLself-defined personThu Nov 15 1990 19:516
    re: .12060
    
    You have my condolences, but they aren't as defunct as the
    Patriots.
    
    --bonnie
396.12064dead ends --> split endsTERZA::ZANEConsciousness before being -- V. HavelThu Nov 15 1990 21:510
396.12065split ends -> splitting hairsMISFIT::GEMMELand now here's Mac and Tosh...Thu Nov 15 1990 21:541
    
396.12066running rabbitsPOWDML::SATOWThu Nov 15 1990 22:094
            splitting hairs --> splitting hares --> running rabbits

    

396.12067running rabbits --> harriersTERZA::ZANEConsciousness before being -- V. HavelThu Nov 15 1990 23:160
396.12068 harriers -> HASHGLADYS::ORMEMadVaxFri Nov 16 1990 01:435
    -- A group of joggers (in the South Pacific) who get together to run
    but more importantly to drink -- properly called HASH HOUSE HARRIERS
    
    Ted
    
396.12069HASH -> SHAHMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Nov 16 1990 02:171
    From Current Events...
396.12070SHAH -> ASHH.....NECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Fri Nov 16 1990 02:512
    Consensus on the trend of Current Events.
    
396.12071ASHHH --> ashes to ashes, dust to dustTLE::RANDALLself-defined personFri Nov 16 1990 18:261
    
396.12072ashes to ashes, etc -> back to back, belly to bellyMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Nov 16 1990 20:261
    
396.12073back to back, belly to belly --> the merry doctor goesCHIEFF::HUBERFile and ForgetFri Nov 16 1990 21:170
396.12074the merry doctor goes -> nursing no grudgeNECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Sat Nov 17 1990 02:491
    
396.12075nursing no grudge --> grudging no nurseTLE::RANDALLself-defined personMon Nov 19 1990 16:581
    
396.12076grudging no nurse -> A patient patientMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Mon Nov 19 1990 17:581
    
396.12077a patient patient -> suture self!LYRIC::BOBBITTbut you're *french* vanilla...Mon Nov 19 1990 22:271
    
396.12078 suture self -> keeping myself in stichesMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Mon Nov 19 1990 23:231
     I guess if I made myself laugh all the time, I'd be...
396.12079keeping myself in stitches --> ha, ha, plop!TERZA::ZANEConsciousness before being -- V. HavelTue Nov 20 1990 00:143
     A man laughing his head off.

396.12080ha, ha, plop! -> firtosl of llaiungghterNECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Tue Nov 20 1990 01:422
    
    rolling in fits of laughter.
396.12081firtosl of llaiungghter --> frosty slaughterCHIEFF::HUBERFile and ForgetTue Nov 20 1990 17:130
396.12082frosty slaughter -> chillin' killin'LYRIC::BOBBITTbut you're *french* vanilla...Tue Nov 20 1990 17:291
    
396.12083chillin' killin' => HerodMARVIN::KNOWLESPer ardua ad nauseamTue Nov 20 1990 17:381
    
396.12084Herod --> silver plattersTLE::RANDALLself-defined personTue Nov 20 1990 18:321
    
396.12085silver platters -> Smoke Gets In Your EyesMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Nov 20 1990 18:414
    silver platters
    |         
    V
    gold ( as in solid gold, moldies oldies, golden oldies, etc. )
396.12086Smoke Gets ... => Okey Dokey SmokeyODIXIE::LAMBKERick Lambke @FLA dtn 392-2220Wed Nov 21 1990 00:181
    
396.12087Okey Dokey Smokey -> Cool...Ozarks...COPSWAM2::HOMEYER_CHWed Nov 21 1990 01:541
    
396.12088Cool...Ozarks...COP -> Quickdroppin' ThermNECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Wed Nov 21 1990 03:011
    
396.12089Quickdroppin' Therm --> Quickdraw McGrawSTAR::CANTORDiginymic name: D2E C0.Wed Nov 21 1990 08:500
396.12090Quickdraw McGraw --> take a bite out of crimeTERZA::ZANEConsciousness before being -- V. HavelWed Nov 21 1990 19:260
396.12091take a bite out of crime --> indigestionTLE::RANDALLself-defined personWed Nov 21 1990 20:121
    
396.12092indigestion -> dinner at Hog's BreathSWAM2::HOMEYER_CHWed Nov 21 1990 21:564
    take a bite out of crime -> indigestion -> dinner at Hog's Breath
                                              /
                         Clint Eastwood's Bar/
    
396.12093dinner at Hog's Breath -> pig-out MODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Sat Nov 24 1990 00:231
    
396.12094pig-out -> Kermit inNECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Mon Nov 26 1990 17:561
    
396.12095Kermit in --> hot waterTLE::RANDALLself-defined personMon Nov 26 1990 20:501
    
396.12096hot water --> salesman for dinnerTERZA::ZANEConsciousness before being -- V. HavelTue Nov 27 1990 02:090
396.12097salesman for dinner --> breakfast at Tiffiny'sWMOIS::B_REINKEbread&amp;rosesTue Nov 27 1990 04:531
    
396.12098Breakfast at Tiffany's --> Gold 'n eggsPOWDML::SATOWTue Nov 27 1990 16:530
396.12099gold'n eggs --> stolen gooseTLE::RANDALLself-defined personTue Nov 27 1990 17:551
    
396.12100Gold 'n eggs -> very special gooseCSCMA::BIELSKIStan B.Tue Nov 27 1990 17:571
    
396.12101very special goose --> singing harpTERZA::ZANEConsciousness before being -- V. HavelTue Nov 27 1990 19:000
396.12102singing harp -> heaven without angelsMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Nov 27 1990 19:181
    
396.12103heaven without angels --> heaven can waitTLE::RANDALLself-defined personTue Nov 27 1990 21:021
    
396.12104jailed angelNECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Wed Nov 28 1990 02:566
    
	stolen goose --------
	  (.12099)           |
	                     |------====>>>> jailed angel
	                     |
	heaven can wait -----
396.12105jailed angel --> Hell's angelPOWDML::SATOWWed Nov 28 1990 17:161
The ultimate jail
396.12106Hell's angel --> GabrielTERZA::ZANEConsciousness before being -- V. HavelWed Nov 28 1990 19:290
396.12107Gabriel --> last trumpetTLE::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanWed Nov 28 1990 21:181
    
396.12108last trumpet > Marie AntionetteWELMTS::HILLI have a cunning plan, my lord!Thu Nov 29 1990 13:381
    Last trumpet < sounds like > la strumpette
396.12109Marie Antoinette => briocheMARVIN::KNOWLESPer ardua ad nauseamThu Nov 29 1990 16:376
    Everyone knows the `Let them eat cake' quote (tho' I'm reliably
    informed and quite ready to believe that MA said nothing of the sort).
    Anyway, the `original' (probably never uttered, but known in this
    form in her mother country) is "Qu'ils mangent de la brioche".
    
    b
396.12110snake eyesNECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Thu Nov 29 1990 17:384
    
                                             ^
                                             |
    brioche -> sweet roll -> come on, seven -
396.12111snake eyes --> in the grassTLE::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanThu Nov 29 1990 18:361
    
396.12112in the grass -> RastafariansMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Nov 29 1990 18:411
    
396.12113Rastafarians --> reggaeTLE::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanFri Nov 30 1990 19:211
    
396.12114reggae -> knew ageNECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Fri Nov 30 1990 20:091
    
396.12115knew age --> watched calendarSQM::TRUMPLERHelp prevent truth decay.Fri Nov 30 1990 21:180
396.12116watched calendar -> never boilsMISFIT::GEMMELand now here's Mac and Tosh...Fri Nov 30 1990 22:291
    
396.12117never boils --> not in your handTERZA::ZANEConsciousness before being -- V. HavelFri Nov 30 1990 23:540
396.12118not in your hand --> in the bushPOWDML::SATOWSat Dec 01 1990 01:030
396.12119in the bush -> Out of AfricaMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Sat Dec 01 1990 20:311
    ]
396.12120Out of Africa --> Into the NightSTAR::CANTORDiginymic name: D2E C0.Sat Dec 01 1990 23:560
396.12121Into the Night --> A Long Day's JourneyPOWDML::SATOWMon Dec 03 1990 15:570
396.12122A Long Day's Journey > jet lagWELMT2::HILLI have a cunning plan, my lord!Mon Dec 03 1990 17:291
    
396.12123jet lag --> mach 1TERZA::ZANEConsciousness before being -- V. HavelMon Dec 03 1990 18:060
396.12124mach 1 --> Mac II, the sequelTLE::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanMon Dec 03 1990 20:561
    
396.12125Mac II, the sequel -> to fast to hear the squeelNECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Mon Dec 03 1990 21:293
    
    out of earshot, out of mind?
    
396.12126to fast to hear the squeel --> of disks crashingTLE::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanTue Dec 04 1990 18:110
396.12127of disks crashing -> of mice and menNECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Tue Dec 04 1990 20:563
    
    of mice, and more mice??
    
396.12128< of mice and men -> nice women>GLADYS::ORMEMadVaxWed Dec 05 1990 02:231
396.12129nice women -> momsMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Dec 05 1990 19:321
    
396.12130moms --> SMOPTERZA::ZANEConsciousness before being -- V. HavelWed Dec 05 1990 21:310
396.12131SMOP -> SOSMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Dec 06 1990 01:511
    
396.12132SOS -=>> WOWNECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Thu Dec 06 1990 19:204
    
                                          ^
                                          |
    SOS -> Sink Or Swim -> Walk On Water -
396.12133WOW --> SWAGTERZA::ZANEConsciousness before being -- V. HavelThu Dec 06 1990 19:230
396.12134SWAG --> curtains and lampsTLE::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanThu Dec 06 1990 20:221
    
396.12135Curtains and lamps -> Draw the blinds...MACNAS::DKEATINGImagine All The People...Fri Dec 07 1990 17:121
    
396.12136Draw the blinds -> Venetian CanalsMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Dec 07 1990 17:511
    
396.12137Venetian Canals -> limpid poolsNECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Fri Dec 07 1990 20:353
    
    ...in some quiet backwater resort, ....uh, oh - must be Friday.
    
396.12138limpid pools -> miragesMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Dec 07 1990 22:101
    
396.12139mirages->grand illusionsSWAM2::HOMEYER_CHFri Dec 07 1990 23:111
    
396.12140grand illusions -> Through the Looking GlassMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Sat Dec 08 1990 20:591
    
396.12141Through the Looking Glass -> 7 years bad luckTEMPE::MERRICKTwilight ZonieSun Dec 09 1990 18:271
    
396.121427 years bad luck -> eternal rhapsodoric blissNECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Mon Dec 10 1990 22:043
    
    I jumped through in 1983...
    
396.12143eternal rhapsodoric bliss -> mantraMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Dec 11 1990 18:051
    
396.12144mantra --> black widowTLE::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanTue Dec 11 1990 18:245
    mantra --> praying --> praying mantis --+
                                            |
    +---------------------------------------+
    |
    +-> insects that eat their partners --> black widow
396.12145black widow -> gold dust womanLEZAH::BOBBITTtrial by stoneTue Dec 11 1990 18:482
    from a Fleetwood Mac song...
    
396.12146gold dust woman --> grey dust kittensTERZA::ZANEConsciousness before being -- V. HavelTue Dec 11 1990 19:130
396.12147grey dust kittens -> experienced earthy tigressesNECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Tue Dec 11 1990 23:041
    
396.12148experienced earthy tigresses -> Eartha KitMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Dec 11 1990 23:491
    
396.12149Eartha Kit --> some assembly requiredTLE::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanWed Dec 12 1990 19:431
    
396.12150WELMTS::HILLI have a cunning plan, my lord!Thu Dec 13 1990 13:039
    Some assembly required-->batteries not included--|
                                                     |
    -------------------------------------------------|
    |
    |->peace on earth, goodwill to all men-->season's greetings--|
                                                                 |
    -------------------------------------------------------------|
    |
    |->It's Christmas!
396.12151It's Christmas! --> Do they know?CHIEFF::HUBERFile and ForgetThu Dec 13 1990 16:500
396.12152Do they know? -> no what?NECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Thu Dec 13 1990 17:241
    
396.12153no what? -> What? No Bosco?LYRIC::BOBBITTtrial by stoneThu Dec 13 1990 17:481
    
396.12154no Bosco? --> out of graham crackersTLE::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanThu Dec 13 1990 21:291
    Nabisco, No bosco, what's the difference?
396.12155out of graham crackers -> you're out of CRACKERSSWAM2::HOMEYER_CHThu Dec 13 1990 22:551
    
396.12156you're out of CRACKERS --> you're NUTSTERZA::ZANEConsciousness before being -- V. HavelThu Dec 13 1990 23:440
396.12157you're NUTS --> yo' mutthaTLE::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanFri Dec 14 1990 00:361
    
396.12158yo' mottha -> Playing The DozensMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Dec 14 1990 00:531
    
396.12159Playing The Dozens -> Canadian FootballKNEE::ROBERTSReason, Purpose, Self-esteemFri Dec 14 1990 21:551
    
396.12160Canadian Football -> American GraffitiNECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Fri Dec 14 1990 22:511
    
396.12161American Graffiti --> I hate italian foodAUSSIE::WHORLOWVenturer Scouts: feral Cub ScoutsMon Dec 17 1990 08:351
    
396.12162I hate Italian food --> tomater* haterPOWDML::SATOWMon Dec 17 1990 17:161
* Boston, Mass., USA pronunciation
396.12163tomater hater -> You say toe-may-toe, I say toe-ma-toeMISFIT::GEMMELand now here's Mac and Tosh...Mon Dec 17 1990 22:141
    
396.12164You say...., I say.... -=> Dancing With Tears In My EyesNECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Tue Dec 18 1990 02:166
    
    ...'Cause the Girl in My Arms Isn't You  - old song title
    
    ...overheard in a public rest room that had 25-cent pay toilets, from
       a patron with only two dimes     - old joke, randomly retrieved
    
396.12165Dancing with Tears in my Eyes -> Tears in my EarsLYRIC::BOBBITTtrial by stoneTue Dec 18 1990 17:433
    another old song title - "I've got tears in my ears from lying in my
    bed late at night while I cry over you" (or something like that)
    
396.12166Tears in my ears --> ruptured eardrumPOWDML::SATOWTue Dec 18 1990 17:551
396.12167ruptured eardrum --> tinnitusTERZA::ZANEConsciousness before being -- V. HavelTue Dec 18 1990 18:490
396.12168tinnitus -> F, R, C, lend me your ears. I come to...MODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Dec 19 1990 16:301
    
396.12169Russian DressingPOWDML::SATOWWed Dec 19 1990 17:3211
					   
					   		   
F, R, C, lend me your ears. I come to... --> berry Ceasar--+
    							   |
							   |
		    +-- Strawberries Romanov--+		   |
		    |			      |		   |
Russian dressing <--+			      +<-----------+
		    |			      |
		    +------Caesar Salad-------+
396.12170Russian Dressing -> Turkey StuffingLYRIC::BOBBITTtrial by stoneWed Dec 19 1990 18:031
    
396.12171Turkey Stuffing -> modeNECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Wed Dec 19 1990 18:252
    
    (goes with the pie a la ......)
396.12172mode -> boeuf -> oxCRIME::BIJAOUIReal problems are in BeirutWed Dec 19 1990 19:421
    
396.12173ox -> swak ( hint: o = hug, x = kiss )MODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Dec 19 1990 20:331
    
396.12174TROA09::SKEOCHDyxlesics Untie!Wed Dec 19 1990 21:523
swak (sealed with a kiss) -> sanitized for your protection
    

396.12175sanitized for your protection -> remove before useSEAPEN::PHIPPSDTN 225.4959Thu Dec 20 1990 02:230
396.12176remove before use -> shake well before useMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Dec 20 1990 02:291
    
396.12177shake well before use --> rtfmAUSSIE::WHORLOWVenturer Scouts: feral Cub ScoutsThu Dec 20 1990 03:061
    
396.12178rtfm -> Heat until readyMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Dec 20 1990 19:381
    
396.12179Heat until ready -> DO NOT OVERCOOKNECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Thu Dec 20 1990 20:372
    
    
396.12180DO NOT OVERCOOK -> Refrigerate After OpeningMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Dec 20 1990 21:201
    
396.12181Refrigerate After Opening >- Put it in the ice _box_SEAPEN::PHIPPSDTN 225.4959Thu Dec 20 1990 21:250
396.12182put it in the ice box -> frozen yogurtSWAM2::HOMEYER_CHThu Dec 20 1990 21:521
    
396.12183frozen yogurt --> quiescent confectionTERZA::ZANEConsciousness before being -- V. HavelThu Dec 20 1990 23:260
396.12184quiescent confection -> Domino XXXXMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Dec 21 1990 00:071
    
396.12185Domino XXXX --> 40 Pizzas to goPOWDML::SATOWFri Dec 21 1990 00:341
"Domino" is a chain of Pizza Restaurants.
396.1218640 Pizzas to go -> Who's bringing the beer?SWAM2::HOMEYER_CHFri Dec 21 1990 00:391
    
396.12187Who's bringing the beer? --> stanleyAUSSIE::WHORLOWVenturer Scouts: feral Cub ScoutsFri Dec 21 1990 05:271
    
396.12188Stanley --> CupPOWDML::SATOWFri Dec 21 1990 17:321
396.12189cup -> countableMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Dec 21 1990 17:559
                    ( which is what the Stanley Cup is all about...)
                     ^ 
                     |
    Cup -> puc or puck -> motion with a stick }
                                              } -> more than you can shake
    puck -> Shakespear -> motion with a stick }    a stick at
                                                       |
                                                       v
                                                       
396.12190countable -> count able -> silent knightLYRIC::BOBBITTtrial by stoneFri Dec 21 1990 18:241
    
396.12191silent knight -> holy knightMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Dec 21 1990 20:541
    silent knight -> Crusades -> Holy War ->
396.12193Holy Knight -> All is CalmGOLF::HEGHINIANFri Dec 21 1990 23:452
No, no, no.
Holy Knight -> Paladin -> Defender of Law and Order -> All is Calm
396.12194All is Calm --> Allah's comeTERZA::ZANEConsciousness before being -- V. HavelSat Dec 22 1990 01:140
396.12195Allah's come -> with a mighty hostNECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Sat Dec 22 1990 01:503
    
    ...I think he must have accompanied those three 
    wise lawyers, Insensed, Myrrh and Gold, to the stable.
396.12196with a mighty host -> Allah's brightMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Sat Dec 22 1990 19:232
    If Allah's come with a mighty host, ( probably a 9000! )
    then, we could say that he's not dumb. In fact we could say...
396.12197Allah's bright --> SiriusTEMPE::MERRICKTwilight ZonieMon Dec 24 1990 01:081
    
396.12198Sirius --> HumorousTLE::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanWed Dec 26 1990 20:321
    
396.12199humorous --> finger pointingTERZA::ZANEConsciousness before being -- V. HavelWed Dec 26 1990 22:262
           humorous --> humerus --> phalanges --> finger pointing

396.12200finger pointing -=> selective DIGITALizationNECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Wed Dec 26 1990 23:372
    
    EVERYthing is being automated...
396.12201selective DIGITALization -> dithering -> blithering -> idiotLYRIC::BOBBITTtrial by stoneThu Dec 27 1990 20:393
    I think  it has something to do with graphics and interpolating between
    image points...of course it's also closely related to morons...
    
396.12202idiot --> lightHABS11::MASONExplaining is not understandingThu Dec 27 1990 22:221
    
396.12203light --> tunnelTERZA::ZANEConsciousness before being -- V. HavelThu Dec 27 1990 22:290
396.12204tunnel -> visionNECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Fri Dec 28 1990 20:073
    
    Isn't that what Superman had...the ability to see 
    through tunnels and other stuff??
396.12205vision ---> mystical experienceWMOIS::B_REINKEPlus 8 days and waitingFri Dec 28 1990 23:531
    
396.12206mystical experience --> Mystic PizzaTLE::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanWed Jan 02 1991 19:221
    
396.12207Mystic Pizza --> Magic MushroomsSWAM2::HOMEYER_CHWed Jan 02 1991 21:321
    
396.12208magic mushrooms --> galloping gourmetTLE::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanThu Jan 03 1991 19:071
    
396.12209galloping gourmet >- prune danishSEAPEN::PHIPPSDTN 225.4959Thu Jan 03 1991 19:080
396.12210prune danish --> sun-dried HamletTLE::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanThu Jan 03 1991 19:151
    
396.12211sun-dried Hamlet -> Porky Pig, Ft. Lauderdale, FloridaNECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Thu Jan 03 1991 19:301
    
396.12212Porky Pig, Ft. L, Fla --> winter convention of overeater's anon.TLE::RANDALLBonnie Randall SchutzmanThu Jan 03 1991 20:421
    
396.12213Winter convention -> Yanque concoctionODIXIE::LAMBKERick Lambke @FLA dtn 392-2220Thu Jan 03 1991 21:431
    
396.12214Yanque concoction -> Witch's BrewSWAM2::HOMEYER_CHThu Jan 03 1991 22:201
    
396.12215Witch's Brew -> cauldronMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Jan 04 1991 00:181
    
396.12216Witch's Brew -> Strange Brew -> CreamGLADYS::ORMEMadVaxFri Jan 04 1991 01:221
396.12217Cream->FontVOGON::BALL...and a Happy New Year to the lot of you!Fri Jan 04 1991 15:593
Cream->Godley  \
                 - Font
Cauldron       /
396.12218Cream + Font(ina) -> CheeseLEZAH::BOBBITTtrial by stoneFri Jan 04 1991 18:531
    
396.12219cheese --> (going) crackersTERZA::ZANEConsciousness before being -- V. HavelFri Jan 04 1991 18:550
396.12220(going) crackers -> AnimalNECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Fri Jan 04 1991 20:212
    
    from my favorite Marx Bros. film
396.12221Animal --> HouseSQM::TRUMPLERHelp prevent truth decay.Fri Jan 04 1991 21:081
    Need I say more?
396.12222House -> A man's castleMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Jan 04 1991 22:131
    
396.12223A man's castle -> CamelotLYRIC::BOBBITTeach according to their gifts...Mon Jan 07 1991 19:221
    
396.12224Camelot -> We have to push the pram a lotVOGON::BALLSix roast chickens and a coke pleaseMon Jan 07 1991 19:471
From the Knights of the Round Table song in Monty Python & The Holy Grail
396.12225We ... pram... -> The StrollMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Mon Jan 07 1991 21:262
    ( For those of you from the 50's... )
    
396.12226The Stroll -> The LobotomyNECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Mon Jan 07 1991 21:414
    
    for us Moderns...but practice at home 
    before making a public spectacle of 
    yourself.
396.12227WELMTS::HILLI have a cunning plan, my lord!Tue Jan 08 1991 12:471
    The Lobotomy -> frontal lobotomy -> bottle in front of me -> A Party!
396.12228A Party! -> BirthdayCRIME::BIJAOUIReal problems are in BeirutTue Jan 08 1991 13:471
    
396.12229Birthday -> SuitMACNAS::DKEATINGHey...McHale...!!!Tue Jan 08 1991 17:181
    
396.12230suit --> managementTERZA::ZANEConsciousness before being -- V. HavelTue Jan 08 1991 19:070
396.12231management -> stovepiping?LEZAH::BOBBITTeach according to their gifts...Tue Jan 08 1991 19:321
    
396.12232stovepiping? -> hot to the touch!MODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Jan 08 1991 20:261
    
396.12233hot to the touch! -> Desert ShieldRECAP::ROBERTSReason, Purpose, Self-esteemTue Jan 08 1991 20:531
    
396.12234Desert sheild --> sunshadeTLE::RANDALLWhere's the snow?Tue Jan 08 1991 21:001
    Well, isn't that what you'd use to shield yourself in the desert?
396.12235sunshade -> oxy moronsNECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Tue Jan 08 1991 21:281
    not a political statement.
396.12236oxy moron -> dumb beastSWAM2::HOMEYER_CHTue Jan 08 1991 22:151
    
396.12237dumb beast -> mammouthCRIME::BIJAOUIReal problems are in BeirutTue Jan 08 1991 22:351
    Too long to explain...
396.12238mammouth -> megamouthSWAM2::HOMEYER_CHNo...but you can see it from hereTue Jan 08 1991 23:241
    
396.12239megamouth --> news mediaTERZA::ZANEConsciousness before being -- V. HavelWed Jan 09 1991 00:460
396.12240news media -> delivers the past to the presentMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Jan 09 1991 19:081
    
396.12241...past to the present -> too tenseNECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Wed Jan 09 1991 21:091
    
396.12242too tense --> XX57784::SATOWWed Jan 09 1991 23:130
396.12243XX --> ^x ^xODIXIE::LAMBKERick Lambke @FLA dtn 392-2220Wed Jan 09 1991 23:281
    
396.12244^x^x -> Two x's sunny side up.MODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Jan 10 1991 01:571
    Sorry!... :-)
396.12245Two x's sunny side up --> Eggs in your beerSTAR::CANTORIM2BZ2PThu Jan 10 1991 09:201
Two x's sunny side up --> XX sunny side up --> Eggs in your beer
396.12246Eggs in your beer -> milwaukee meringueLEZAH::BOBBITTeach according to their gifts...Thu Jan 10 1991 19:001
    
396.12247Milwaukee meringue --> foaming at the mouthTLE::RANDALLWhere's the snow?Thu Jan 10 1991 20:271
    
396.12248foaming at the mouth -> mad doggerelRETRET::BIELSKIStan B.Thu Jan 10 1991 21:091
    
396.12249mad doggerel => limerick addition footballMARVIN::KNOWLESPer ardua ad nauseamFri Jan 11 1991 16:401
    
396.12250limerick addition football --> penalty for unpoetlike conductTLE::RANDALLWhere's the snow?Fri Jan 11 1991 18:003
    No fair!  That was too obvious!
    
    --bonnie
396.12251penalty for unpoetlike conduct -> e e cummingsMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Jan 11 1991 18:081
    
396.12252e e cummings --> 'round the mountain57784::SATOWFri Jan 11 1991 20:530
396.12253'round the mountain --> riding six white horsesTERZA::ZANEConsciousness before being -- V. HavelFri Jan 11 1991 21:043
    Seems to be a very difficult feat.

396.12254riding six white horses --> 1 little, 2 little, 3 little indiansTLE::RANDALLWhere's the snow?Fri Jan 11 1991 21:103
    I think it's really "driving six white horses"
    
    --bonnie
396.12255...little indians --> big endians | little endiansODIXIE::LAMBKELipodistrophyFri Jan 11 1991 21:181
    
396.12256big endians | little endians -> eggsistential dicussionLYRIC::BOBBITTeach according to their gifts...Fri Jan 11 1991 22:061
    
396.12257eggsistential discussion -> the chicken or the x'sMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Jan 11 1991 23:131
    As in which came first...
396.12258the chicken or the x's -> the y's owlLEZAH::BOBBITTeach according to their gifts...Mon Jan 14 1991 18:451
    
396.12259the y's owl -> the i's have itMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Mon Jan 14 1991 18:571
    
396.12260the i's have it --> dotsTERZA::ZANEConsciousness before being -- V. HavelMon Jan 14 1991 20:250
396.12261dots -> dots vot?NECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Mon Jan 14 1991 20:361
    
396.12262dots vot? -> wots vot?SWAM2::HOMEYER_CHNo....but you can see it from hereMon Jan 14 1991 23:091
    
396.12263wots vot? --> vast wastelandTLE::RANDALLWhere's the snow?Tue Jan 15 1991 00:451
    
396.12264vast wasteland >- reducing salonSEAPEN::PHIPPSDTN 225.4959Tue Jan 15 1991 02:340
396.12265reducing salon -> low cal drinksSWAM2::HOMEYER_CHNo....but you can see it from hereTue Jan 15 1991 03:141
    
396.12266low cal drinks -> local drinks -> watering holeLYRIC::BOBBITTeach according to their gifts...Tue Jan 15 1991 19:541
    
396.12267watering hole -> yachtNECSC::BIELSKII've lost my map to Kansas...Tue Jan 15 1991 20:131
    a boat is a hole in the water into which one pours money.
396.12268yacht->south pacificSWAM2::HOMEYER_CHNo....but you can see it from hereTue Jan 15 1991 22:151
    
396.12269south pacific --> Bali HaiTERZA::ZANEConsciousness before being -- V. HavelWed Jan 16 1991 18:540
396.12270Bali Hai -> Capt'n BlighSWAM2::HOMEYER_CHNo....but you can see it from hereWed Jan 16 1991 21:521
    
396.12271Capt'n Bligh --> breadfruitTLE::RANDALLNow *there's* the snow!Wed Jan 16 1991 23:392
    He was, I believe, the first European to discover it . . .
    
396.12272breadfruit -> fruitcakeSWAM2::HOMEYER_CHNo....but you can see it from hereThu Jan 17 1991 00:541
    
396.12273happy sneakersNECSC::BIELSKII've lost my map to Kansas...Thu Jan 17 1991 01:584
    
                                        ^
                                        |
    fruitcake -> laced with rum --------
396.12274happy sneakers -> Foot JoySWAM2::HOMEYER_CHNo...but you can see it from hereThu Jan 17 1991 02:441
    
396.12275Foot Joy -> Paul Bunyan :-)MODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Jan 17 1991 20:001
    
396.12276Paul Bunyan --> Babe the Blue Ox threw a shoeTLE::RANDALLPray for peaceThu Jan 17 1991 22:181
    
396.12277Babe the Blue Ox threw a shoe-->Wouldn't you?STAR::CANTORIM2BZ2PFri Jan 18 1991 07:036
re .12276

That line really should be re-used as a first line in Limerick Addition
Football.

Dave C.
396.12278wouldn't you -> mairzy dotes...a kiddly divy too...LYRIC::BOBBITTeach according to their gifts...Fri Jan 18 1991 21:021
    
396.12279mairzy dotes...kiddly divy too... -> college boundNECSC::BIELSKII've lost my map to Kansas...Fri Jan 18 1991 21:177
    It only took me about 40+ years and the nostalgia
    craze to figure it out...
    
    Does eat oats, and lambs eat oats,
    And little lambs eat ivy -
    A kid'l eat ivy too,
    Wooden U?
396.12280college bound -> parties abound ;-)SWAM2::HOMEYER_CHNo, but you can see it from hereFri Jan 18 1991 22:291
    
396.12281parties abound --> war partiesTEMPE::MERRICKTwilight ZonieSat Jan 19 1991 20:281
    
396.12282war parties --> war whoopsTERZA::ZANEConsciousness before being -- V. HavelMon Jan 21 1991 18:540
396.12283war whoops -> What do you *mean* I hit the wrong button?LEZAH::BOBBITTeach according to their gifts...Mon Jan 21 1991 19:441
    
396.12284What do you *mean* I hit the wrong button? <<= a baby "boomer"SWAM2::HOMEYER_CHNo, but you can see it from hereTue Jan 22 1991 01:521
    
396.12285baby boomer -> thundershowerLEZAH::BOBBITTeach according to their gifts...Tue Jan 22 1991 18:471
    
396.12286reigning violenceNECSC::BIELSKII've lost my map to Kansas...Tue Jan 22 1991 21:044
    
                                          ^
                                          |
        thundershower -> raining violets -
396.12287reigning violence >- somber moodRICKS::PHIPPSDTN 225.4959Tue Jan 22 1991 21:120
396.12288somber mood -> mood indigo -> purple cowLEZAH::BOBBITTeach according to their gifts...Wed Jan 23 1991 18:451
    
396.12289purple cow -> grape milkMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Jan 23 1991 20:271
    
396.12290grape milk -> 80 proof yogurtSWAM2::HOMEYER_CHNo, but you can see it from hereWed Jan 23 1991 21:021
    
396.1229180 proof yogurt --> hi octane slimming foodAUSSIE::WHORLOWVenturer Scouts: feral Cub ScoutsThu Jan 24 1991 02:361
    
396.12292hi octane slimming food -> Ethyl! You're skinny!NITEB4::ROBERTSReason, Purpose, Self-esteemThu Jan 24 1991 22:131
    
396.12293Ethyl! You're skinny! --> how to make ethyl palpitateTLE::RANDALLPray for peaceFri Jan 25 1991 01:401
    
396.12294how to make ethyl palpitate -> heavy breathing exercisesSWAM2::HOMEYER_CHNo, but you can see it from hereFri Jan 25 1991 01:501
    
396.12295heavy breathing exercises --> LaMazeTERZA::ZANEConsciousness before being -- V. HavelFri Jan 25 1991 18:480
396.12296LaMaze -> oh! BABY!!!NECSC::BIELSKII've lost my map to Kansas...Fri Jan 25 1991 20:521
    
396.12297oh! BABY! -> twenty three skidoo!MODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Mon Jan 28 1991 20:531
    
396.12298twenty three skidoo! -> I'm outta here!!!UNXA::ADLERRich or poor, it's nice to have money.Mon Jan 28 1991 21:511
    
396.12299I'm outta here!!! --> Wash...Outta' My HairSTAR::CANTORIM2BZ2PTue Jan 29 1991 08:057
(From   "I'm Gonna Wash That Man Right Outta' My Hair.")

(My aunt used to sing it all the time when I was a kid.   I'm old enough
to remember it, but not to have liked it.)

Dave C.
396.12300Wash...My Hair --> Bacon Grease in my HairODIXIE::LAMBKEOne spoonful of LithiumTue Jan 29 1991 19:501
    
396.12301Bacon grease in my hair --> Greasy kids' stuffPOWDML::SATOWTue Jan 29 1991 22:370
396.12302greasy kids's stuff --> ring around the collarCSSE32::RANDALLPray for peaceTue Jan 29 1991 23:250
396.12303ring around the collar -> w/chain attachedSWAM2::HOMEYER_CHNo, but you can see it from hereWed Jan 30 1991 01:081
    
396.12304w/chain attached -> *! Beware of Dog !*MODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Jan 30 1991 17:501
    
396.12305! Beware of Dog! --> wearing a poodle skirtCSSE32::RANDALLPray for peaceWed Jan 30 1991 20:441
 
396.12306wearing a poodle skirt -> to the sock hopSWAM2::HOMEYER_CHNo, but you can see it from hereWed Jan 30 1991 21:551
    
396.12307to the sock hop --> laundromatTERZA::ZANEConsciousness before being -- V. HavelThu Jan 31 1991 01:470
396.12308laundromat -> sock heavenMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Jan 31 1991 17:281
    
396.12309sock heaven --> sock it to meCSSE32::RANDALLPray for peaceThu Jan 31 1991 20:260
396.12310sock it to me -> sole brother?MODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Jan 31 1991 20:281
    
396.12311sole brother --> small familyCSSE32::RANDALLPray for peaceThu Jan 31 1991 20:310
396.12312small family -> small small worldCRIME::BIJAOUITomorrow Never KnowsThu Jan 31 1991 20:491
    
396.12313small small world -> shrinking violetsNECSC::BIELSKII've lost my map to Kansas...Fri Feb 01 1991 01:051
    
396.12314shrinking violets --> stinking desertSTAR::CANTORIM2BZ2PFri Feb 01 1991 02:270
396.12315stinking desert --> blood and oil don't mixTERZA::ZANEWar is Hell. -- ShermanFri Feb 01 1991 09:130
396.12316blood and oil don't mix -> Saddam Hussein is in a fixSWAM2::HOMEYER_CHNo, but you can see it from hereFri Feb 01 1991 21:591
    
396.12317Saddam Hussein is in a fix -> doped outNECSC::BIELSKII've lost my map to Kansas...Mon Feb 04 1991 18:011
    
396.12318doped out -> Grateful DeadMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Feb 05 1991 16:541
    
396.12319Grateful Dead --> happy vampiresCSSE32::RANDALLPray for peaceTue Feb 05 1991 20:060
396.12320happy vampires --> vampy harpiesCHIEFF::HUBERFile and ForgetTue Feb 05 1991 21:540
396.12321vampy harpies --> siren song CSSE32::RANDALLPray for peaceTue Feb 05 1991 22:160
396.12322siren song --> wine, women, 'n songPOWDML::SATOWTue Feb 05 1991 22:491
396.12323w,w & s --> cigereettes & whisky etcGLADYS::ORMEMadVaxWed Feb 06 1991 06:520
396.12324cigereettes & whisky etc -> more ETCSWAM2::HOMEYER_CHNo, but you can see it from hereWed Feb 06 1991 22:072
    
    
396.12325more ETC -> healthy supply linesNECSC::BIELSKII've lost my map to Kansas...Thu Feb 07 1991 00:431
    
396.12326healthy supply lines --> healthy blood linesSTAR::CANTORIM2BZ2PThu Feb 07 1991 02:410
396.12327reduce your cholesterolPOWDML::SATOWThu Feb 07 1991 16:503
healthy blood lines -->  heal thy blood lines -->  reduce your cholesterol


396.12328reduce your cholesterol --> chlstrlCSSE32::RANDALLPray for peaceThu Feb 07 1991 19:470
396.12329chlstrl -> disemvowelledLEZAH::BOBBITTtrial by fireThu Feb 07 1991 19:591
    
396.12330disemvowelled -> Vnn WhtMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Feb 07 1991 20:311
    
396.12331Vnn Wht --> must be brokeCSSE32::RANDALLPray for peaceFri Feb 08 1991 01:373
    I mean, if she can't buy a vowel ???
    
    --bonnie
396.12332must be broke --> why my car won't startSMURF::BINDERthe -d optionFri Feb 08 1991 05:251
    
396.12333why my car won't start --> unemployed ownerTERZA::ZANEWar is Hell. -- ShermanFri Feb 08 1991 17:520
396.12334unemployed owner --> travel by shank's mareCSSE32::RANDALLPray for peaceFri Feb 08 1991 20:530
396.12335travel by shank's mare -> high-test unleaded oat branNECSC::BIELSKII've lost my map to Kansas...Fri Feb 08 1991 21:381
    
396.12336high-test unleaded oat bran -> petro-cerealMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Feb 08 1991 22:232
    sound like a reasonable word....
    
396.12337petro-cereal --> stone ground wheatSMURF::CALIPH::binderSimplicitas gratia simplicitatisSat Feb 09 1991 00:410
396.12338Jean Auel novelPOWDML::SATOWSat Feb 09 1991 01:493
stone ground wheat --> Stone Age mush -->  Jean Auel novel


396.12339Stone Age mush --> Cro-Magnon dog sledSMURF::SMURF::BINDERSimplicitas gratia simplicitatisSun Feb 10 1991 21:201
    Jean Auel novel == dead end?
396.12340Cro-Magnon dog sled -> Bell, Book and CandleMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Feb 13 1991 20:328
    
    Cro-Magnon dog sled ( runners, two types... ) -> Bell
    
    Jean Auel novel                               -> Book
    
    dead end ( retired football player? :-) )
             ( unmanagable hair? :-) )
             ( maze -> light the path -> torch)   -> Candle        
396.12341Bell, book, and candle --> Visit the Sarcophagus room.SMURF::SMURF::BINDERSimplicitas gratia simplicitatisThu Feb 14 1991 05:301
    
396.12342visit the sarcophagus room -> say "plugh" and "plover"LEZAH::BOBBITTa pickax a compass &amp; night gogglesThu Feb 14 1991 18:281
    
396.12343say "plugh" and "plover" -> "FOO"ODIXIE::LAMBKERick Lambke @FLA dtn 392-2220Fri Feb 15 1991 01:271
    
396.12344"FOO" -> "BAR" (like Davey Crockette used to say...)MODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Feb 15 1991 17:351
    
396.12345CRIME::BIJAOUITomorrow Never KnowsFri Feb 15 1991 17:591
    
396.12346cafe --> conversationTERZA::ZANEWar is Hell. -- ShermanFri Feb 15 1991 19:470
396.12347conversation -> danglingMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Feb 15 1991 21:421
    From Simon & Garfunkel
396.12348dangling >- participleSEAPEN::PHIPPSDTN 225.4959Fri Feb 15 1991 21:590
396.12349participle ---> cipMILKWY::SLABOUNTYHeavy duty rock'n'roll!!Fri Feb 15 1991 23:014
    
    
    	participle = "part o[f] ciple" = "cip"
    
396.12350cip -> sip -> swizzle -> stickLEZAH::BOBBITTa pickax a compass &amp; night gogglesFri Feb 15 1991 23:331
    
396.12351stick --> jumperAUSSIE::WHORLOWI brew the best koala_tea productsMon Feb 18 1991 01:091
    
396.12352jumper -> pogoMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Mon Feb 18 1991 18:001
    
396.12353pogo -> fmCRIME::BIJAOUITomorrow Never KnowsMon Feb 18 1991 18:041
    Po-Go  = Petites Ondes-Grandes Ondes
396.12354fm -> no static at all...LEZAH::BOBBITTa pickax a compass &amp; night gogglesMon Feb 18 1991 18:291
    
396.12355no static at all... --> dismantled stationTERZA::ZANEWar is Hell. -- ShermanMon Feb 18 1991 18:470
396.12356dismantled station --> center fieldPOWDML::SATOWMon Feb 18 1991 19:122
"Dismantled" -- a very creative way of saying that Mickey Mantle has retired.

396.12357limelightSWAM2::HOMEYER_CHNo, but you can see it from hereMon Feb 18 1991 22:454
                                       ^
                                       |
           center field -> center stage
    
396.12358limelight --> orange heavyCSSE32::RANDALLPray for peaceTue Feb 19 1991 18:251
    
396.12359orange heavy -> heavy rust -> heavy metal -> Le(a)d ZeppelinLYRIC::BOBBITTa pickax a compass &amp; night gogglesTue Feb 19 1991 19:301
    
396.12360Le(a)d Zeppelin -> Tin LizzieMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Feb 19 1991 20:281
    
396.12361Tin Lizzie --> StagecoachSMURF::SMURF::BINDERSimplicitas gratia simplicitatisTue Feb 19 1991 21:343
    Tin --> can --> toilet --> John --+
                                      +---> John Ford, director of the film
    Tin Lizzie --> Model T Ford ------+
396.12362Stagecoach -> Drama directorRETRET::BIELSKII've lost my map to Kansas...Tue Feb 19 1991 22:231
    
396.12363Drama-director -> DromedaryLEZAH::BOBBITTa pickax a compass &amp; night gogglesWed Feb 20 1991 03:021
    
396.12364Dromedary --> SugarSTAR::CANTORIM2BZ2PWed Feb 20 1991 09:061
Dromedary --> Camel --> One hump or two? --> One lump or two? --> Sugar
396.12365Dromedary --> sugar --> datesCSSE32::RANDALLPray for peaceWed Feb 20 1991 19:531
    Dromedary is a brand of dried dates, which are defintely sweet.
396.12366dates --> satedSTAR::CANTORIM2BZ2PThu Feb 21 1991 08:518
re .12365

Hmm.  Dromedary is a brand of dates?  So where did I get the idea that
dromedary was a kind of a camel?  Probably because as a kid I remember
seeing a picture of a camel on a box of Dromedary dates.   It's still
a valid progression, then.  Sorry, no dictionary is at hand.

Dave C.
396.12367sated --> satyrSMURF::SMURF::BINDERSimplicitas gratia simplicitatisThu Feb 21 1991 17:501
    Visual similarity of words.
396.12368satyr --> priapismSSGBPM::KENAHThe heart of the matter...Thu Feb 21 1991 18:323
    RE Several back: 
    
    Dromedary: The one-humped domesticated camel of N. Africa and E. Asia.
396.12369priapism --> PanCSSE32::RANDALLPray for peaceThu Feb 21 1991 23:215
    re:  Dromedary
    
    It was a camel before it was a brand of dates . . . 
    
    --bonnie
396.12370Pan -> panaceaSWAM2::HOMEYER_CHNo, but you can see it from hereFri Feb 22 1991 01:281
    
396.12371panacea -> what you can do from the Panama CanalMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Feb 22 1991 01:321
    
396.12372what you can do from the Panama Canal -> transferSWAM2::HOMEYER_CHNo, but you can see it from hereFri Feb 22 1991 04:142
    what you can do from the Panama Canal
    -> transact -> a tranquill -> transcontinental -> transit -> transfer
396.12373transfer -> transomLEZAH::BOBBITTa pickax a compass &amp; night gogglesFri Feb 22 1991 18:193
    reminds me of the Bugs Bunny quote, as he ws dressed like a spiritual
    medium.... 
    "Shhh, Doc, I'm in a transom"
396.12374transom --> hansomTERZA::ZANEWar is Hell. -- ShermanFri Feb 22 1991 19:240
396.12375hansom -> kludgeMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Feb 22 1991 19:261
    hansom -> cab -> rickshaw -> taxi -> hack -> 
396.12376kludge --> sludgeCSSE32::RANDALLPray for peaceFri Feb 22 1991 20:581
    
396.12377sludge -> divinityMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Feb 22 1991 22:262
    
    sludge -> heavy chocolate ->
396.12378divinity --> itdivyPOWDML::SATOWFri Feb 22 1991 22:341
"div" in "ity"
396.12379itdivy --> introverted reverandCSSE32::RANDALLPray for peaceSat Feb 23 1991 02:030
396.12380introverted reverand -> bashful bishopNECSC::BIELSKII've lost my map to Kansas...Sat Feb 23 1991 02:521
    
396.12381bashful bishop --> pontificating pontificateTERZA::ZANEWar is Hell. -- ShermanSat Feb 23 1991 08:030
396.12382pontificating pontificate --> bombastic pastorLDYBUG::LAVEYNot as sane as everybody thinks....Sun Feb 24 1991 22:281
396.12383bombastic pastor -> synergy clergyLEZAH::BOBBITTa pickax a compass &amp; night gogglesMon Feb 25 1991 19:081
    
396.12384synergy clergy -> revival encounterSWAM2::HOMEYER_CHNo, but you can see it from hereMon Feb 25 1991 22:081
    
396.12385revival encounter -> mouth to mouth resuscitationLEZAH::BOBBITTI -- burn to see the dawn arrivingTue Feb 26 1991 19:201
    
396.12386mouth to mouth resuscitation --> heavy kissingSMURF::CALIPH::binderSimplicitas gratia simplicitatisTue Feb 26 1991 20:540
396.12387heavy kissing -> lip lockSWAM2::HOMEYER_CHNo, but you can see it from hereTue Feb 26 1991 22:241
    
396.12388lip lock -> tongue sushiLEZAH::BOBBITTI -- burn to see the dawn arrivingTue Feb 26 1991 23:081
    
396.12389tongue sushi -> tongue n cheekSWAM2::HOMEYER_CHNo, but you can see it from hereWed Feb 27 1991 01:341
    
396.12390tongue n cheek --> Marlon BrandoAUSSIE::WHORLOWI brew the best koala_tea productsWed Feb 27 1991 06:341
    
396.12391Marlon Brando -> Guy Lombardo -> Rimsky KorsakovLEZAH::BOBBITTI -- burn to see the dawn arrivingWed Feb 27 1991 19:102
    obscure ref to Yellow Submarine
    
396.12392Rimsky Korsakov --> Naked RussianSMURF::SMURF::BINDERSimplicitas gratia simplicitatisWed Feb 27 1991 19:191
    Korsakov --> corset off
396.12393Naked Russian ---> streakingMILKWY::SLABOUNTYGot into a war with reality ...Wed Feb 27 1991 19:394
    
    
    	"Naked Russian" = "naked, rushing"
    
396.12394streaking -> hirsute highlightMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Feb 27 1991 22:041
    
396.12395hirsute highlight --> Ape on rampage, film at 11.SMURF::SMURF::BINDERSimplicitas gratia simplicitatisWed Feb 27 1991 22:231
    
396.12396Ape on rampage -> Gorilla warfareSWAM2::HOMEYER_CHNo, but you can see it from hereWed Feb 27 1991 23:411
    
396.12397Gorilla warfare -> tanks for the memoryNECSC::BIELSKII've lost my map to Kansas...Thu Feb 28 1991 01:451
    
396.12398tanks for the memory -> think tanksSWAM2::HOMEYER_CHNo, but you can see it from hereThu Feb 28 1991 02:181
    
396.12399think tanks --> ChieftainAUSSIE::WHORLOWI brew the best koala_tea productsThu Feb 28 1991 04:561
    
396.12400Chieftain -> Head FredLEZAH::BOBBITTI -- burn to see the dawn arrivingThu Feb 28 1991 19:311
    
396.12401Head Fred + ( you = u ) -> Freud TASSIE::CIUFFINICall me only if I've won...Fri Mar 01 1991 01:410
396.12402Freud --> BoyledAUSSIE::WHORLOWI brew the best koala_tea productsFri Mar 01 1991 04:281
    
396.12403Boyled -> Boiled in Lead -> From the Ladle to the GraveLEZAH::BOBBITTI -- burn to see the dawn arrivingFri Mar 01 1991 19:362
    a cool Irish/metal group and the title of an album of theirs
    
396.12404From the Ladle to the Grave -> CampbellsMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Mar 01 1991 23:301
    For serious soup eaters....
396.12405Campbells --> SunrisePOWDML::SATOWSat Mar 02 1991 01:491
. . . at Campobello
396.12406Sunrise >- In market shareSEAPEN::PHIPPSDTN 225.4959Sat Mar 02 1991 02:430
396.12407share -> wareREEF::LAMBKERick Lambke @FLA dtn 392-2220Mon Mar 04 1991 20:441
    
396.12408ware >- oh damSEAPEN::PHIPPSDTN 225.4959Mon Mar 04 1991 20:510
396.12409oh dam --> BusterSMURF::CALIPH::binderSimplicitas gratia simplicitatisTue Mar 05 1991 00:082
Dam Busters.  British crack bomb group during WWII, mission was to skip
ashcan-shaped bombs across reservoirs so they hit/blew the dams.  Flew Lancasters.
396.12410Buster -> BrownLEZAH::BOBBITTI -- burn to see the dawn arrivingTue Mar 05 1991 19:161
    
396.12411Brown --> OutPOWDML::SATOWTue Mar 05 1991 21:200
396.12412Brown -> Out -> dim outlookSWAM2::HOMEYER_CHNo, but you can see it from hereTue Mar 05 1991 21:441
    
396.12413dim outlook -> twilightLEZAH::BOBBITTI -- burn to see the dawn arrivingTue Mar 05 1991 22:411
    
396.12414twilight -> SundownersSWAM2::HOMEYER_CHNo, but you can see it from hereWed Mar 06 1991 04:029
    Sundowners - Your favorite beverage consumed while watching a sunset.
    
    8-)
    
    	->  :-)
    
    		->  ;-)
    
    			->  ;^}
396.12415Sundowners --> OutbackSMURF::CALIPH::binderSimplicitas gratia simplicitatisWed Mar 06 1991 19:061
Great movie, I loved the theme music.
396.12416Outback --> outhouseTERZA::ZANEWar is Hell. -- ShermanWed Mar 06 1991 19:113
    where it usually is.

396.12417outhouse -> crescent MODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Mar 06 1991 20:341
    
396.12418crescent --> moonSMURF::CALIPH::binderSimplicitas gratia simplicitatisWed Mar 06 1991 22:351
Singularly appropriate considering "outhouse -> crescent," yes?
396.12419moon -> sometimes you feel like a nut!MODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Mar 07 1991 01:103
    
    well, yes to 396.12418. 'moon' was an intermediate. 
    
396.12420sometimes you feel like a nut --> peanut envyPOWDML::SATOWThu Mar 07 1991 17:160
396.12421peanut envy -> we can't all be chocolate-coveredNECSC::BIELSKII've lost my map to Kansas...Thu Mar 07 1991 21:401
    
396.12422we can't all be chocolate-covered -> turtlesSWAM2::HOMEYER_CHNo, but you can see it from hereThu Mar 07 1991 22:321
    nuts + chocolate -> turtles
396.12423turtles --> soupVIRTUE::TRUMPLERHelp prevent truth decay.Fri Mar 08 1991 21:061
    
396.12424soup -> & saladSWAM2::HOMEYER_CHNo, but you can see it from hereFri Mar 08 1991 21:141
    
396.12425& salad --> dry cleanerCSSE32::RANDALLwaiting for springFri Mar 08 1991 21:271
    soup --> and salad --> spill --> on shirt
396.12426dry cleaner -> thirsty dusterSWAM2::HOMEYER_CHNo, but you can see it from hereFri Mar 08 1991 22:491
    
396.12427thirsty duster -> rusty sisterODIXIE::LAMBKEOpera is NOT my hobbyFri Mar 08 1991 23:491
    
396.12428rusty sister -> Blue NunNECSC::BIELSKISat Mar 09 1991 02:061
    
396.12429Blue Nun --> Blue MoonSTAR::CANTORIM2BZ2PSat Mar 09 1991 05:420
396.12430Blue Moon >- Eskimo SaluteSEAPEN::PHIPPSDTN 225.4959Sun Mar 10 1991 01:340
396.12431eskimo salute -> eskimo kiss -> butterfly kissLEZAH::BOBBITTI -- burn to see the dawn arrivingMon Mar 11 1991 18:101
    
396.12432butterfly kiss --> Venus butterflyCSSE32::RANDALLwaiting for springMon Mar 11 1991 19:271
    
396.12433Venus butterfly -> Venus flytrapSWAM2::HOMEYER_CHNo, but you can see it from hereMon Mar 11 1991 21:051
    
396.12434Venus flytrap -> Space Zipper7242::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Mar 12 1991 17:071
    
396.12435Space Zipper --> Cosmic ConnectionsTERZA::ZANEWar is Hell. -- ShermanTue Mar 12 1991 18:380
396.12436Cosmic Connections -> cosmic muffinLEZAH::BOBBITTI -- burn to see the dawn arrivingTue Mar 12 1991 19:271
    
396.12437cosmic muffin -> angel food cake7242::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Mar 12 1991 19:311
    
396.12438George BurnsCSSE32::RANDALLwaiting for springTue Mar 12 1991 20:195
    angel food cake --> devil's food cake --> deviled ham --+
                                                            |
    +-------------------------------------------------------+
    |
    +-->  Oh God You Devil --> George Burns
396.12439George Burns --> While Nero fiddlesPOWDML::SATOWTue Mar 12 1991 21:591
396.12440while Nero fiddles --> fiddler crabCSSE32::RANDALLwaiting for springWed Mar 13 1991 01:391
    
396.12441fiddler crab -> crab louieSWAM2::HOMEYER_CHNo, but you can see it from hereWed Mar 13 1991 03:281
    
396.12442crab louie --> Louie, LouieSTAR::CANTORIM2BZ2PWed Mar 13 1991 06:130
396.124435-4-3-2-1MARVIN::KNOWLESDomimina nustio illumeaWed Mar 13 1991 17:286
    My older brother (honest; I was _so_ young I could only just
    read the label) had a Manfred Mann single with Louie, Louie 
    on the B-side and 5-4-3-2-1 on the A-side. (The letters
    should have been reversed, as I remember, but that's as may be).
    
    b
396.124445-4-3-2-1 -> Beechwood 4-5-7-8-97242::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Mar 13 1991 18:131
    another musical numeric....
396.12445Beechwood 4-5-7-8-9 > Put it in the bookSMURF::CALIPH::binderSimplicitas gratia simplicitatisWed Mar 13 1991 19:246
Beechwood 4-5-7-8-9 is an oldie.  You get phone numbers out of a book. 
"Put it in the book" is a song from "The Roar of the Greasepaint, the
Smell of the Crowd," also an oldie.  Sorry, but I'm on Contac(tm) and
am not thinking logically.

-d
396.12446Put it in the book -> Day of AtonementNECSC::BIELSKIThu Mar 14 1991 19:561
    
396.12447Day of Atonement --> FCS dateCSSE32::RANDALLBonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSSThu Mar 14 1991 20:001
    
396.12448FCS date --> tory engagementAYOV27::ISMITHSoothFri Mar 15 1991 17:061
    Oh no!  I can't believe I'm doing this again!!
396.12449tory engagement --> liberal marriagePOWDML::SATOWFri Mar 15 1991 17:470
396.12450tory engagement --> LOYAL marriageSMURF::CALIPH::binderSimplicitas gratia simplicitatisFri Mar 15 1991 18:283
Sorry, but a Tory is a member of the *conservative* party in British
politics; Tories were also those loyal to the Crown during the American
Revolution.  :-)
396.12451AYOV27::ISMITHShould I stay or should I go?Fri Mar 15 1991 19:148
    	LOYAL marriage		\
                                 \ --->   Contradiction in terms
    				 /
    	Liberal marriage        /
    
    
    
    Oh no!  And now I've caused ructions in WAF!
396.12452Contradiction in terms -> OxymoronCRIME::BIJAOUITomorrow Never KnowsFri Mar 15 1991 19:161
    
396.12453oxymoron --> incredibully stupid CSSE32::RANDALLBonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSSFri Mar 15 1991 19:511
    
396.12454incredibully stupid -> spelling lapseSWAM2::HOMEYER_CHNo, but you can see it from hereFri Mar 15 1991 23:291
    
396.12455spelling lapse --> slow synapseSTAR::CANTORIM2BZ2PSat Mar 16 1991 08:260
396.12456slow synapse --> mental blankAUSSIE::WHORLOWI brew the best koala_tea productsMon Mar 18 1991 07:551
    
396.12457mental blank -> too open-mindedNECSC::BIELSKIMon Mar 18 1991 16:071
    
396.12458Too open-minded --> On a Clear Day...SMURF::CALIPH::binderSimplicitas gratia simplicitatisMon Mar 18 1991 16:511
...You Can See Forever
396.12459On a clear day.. -> you can seek foreverSWAM2::HOMEYER_CHNo, but you can see it from hereMon Mar 18 1991 21:322
    On a clear day...you can see forever -> On a clear disk...you can seek
    forever.
396.12460you can seek forever -> gurus, mantras, mojos7242::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Mon Mar 18 1991 23:341
    
396.12461gurus, mantras, mojos --> llamas and aardvarks and bearsCHIEFF::HUBERFile and ForgetTue Mar 19 1991 16:200
396.12462llamas & aardvarks & bears -> strange zoo -> strange brewLEZAH::BOBBITTI -- burn to see the dawn arrivingTue Mar 19 1991 17:551
    
396.12463strange brew -> bathtub beerNECSC::BIELSKITue Mar 19 1991 21:591
    
396.12464bathtub beer -> so light, it floats!7242::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Mar 20 1991 00:201
    
396.12465so light, it floats! --> 99-44/100% pureSMURF::CALIPH::binderSimplicitas gratia simplicitatisWed Mar 20 1991 02:060
396.1246699-44/100% pure -> snake oilSWAM2::HOMEYER_CHNo, but you can see it from hereWed Mar 20 1991 02:271
    
396.12467snake oil -> all-purpose lubrican'tNECSC::BIELSKIWed Mar 20 1991 05:411
    
396.12468all-purpose lubrican't --> yes it canIEDUX::jonWed Mar 20 1991 22:292

396.12469yes it can -> yes it does!!SWAM2::HOMEYER_CHNo, but you can see it from hereThu Mar 21 1991 01:341
    
396.12470yes it does!! --> but never on a Sunday!AUSSIE::WHORLOWI brew the best koala_tea productsThu Mar 21 1991 03:361
    
396.12471but never on a Sunday! --> only on a RaindayCHIEFF::HUBERFile and ForgetThu Mar 21 1991 05:170
396.12472only on a Rainday -> with rainbowsSWAM2::HOMEYER_CHNo, but you can see it from hereThu Mar 21 1991 21:391
    
396.12473with rainbows --> with robinsSTAR::CANTORIM2BZ2PFri Mar 22 1991 02:190
396.12474with robins -> Springy onesNECSC::BIELSKIFri Mar 22 1991 02:301
    
396.12475Springy ones -> WormsSWAM2::HOMEYER_CHNo, but you can see it from hereFri Mar 22 1991 02:381
    
396.12476Worms -> Diet of 7242::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Mar 22 1991 03:521
    
396.12477Diet of (Worms) --> Not at *my* tableSMURF::CALIPH::binderSimplicitas gratia simplicitatisFri Mar 22 1991 17:360
396.12478Not at *my* table -> Trig7242::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Mar 22 1991 21:262
    Not at *my* table -> plane -> math ->  
                 \.....................->   
396.12479Trig -> trilogySWAM2::HOMEYER_CHNo, but you can see it from hereFri Mar 22 1991 21:471
    trigonometry -> triangle -> three -> trilogy
396.12480trilogy --> trilobiteSTAR::CANTORIM2BZ2PSat Mar 23 1991 06:440
396.12481trilobite --> mental mutationSMURF::SMURF::BINDERSimplicitas gratia simplicitatisSun Mar 24 1991 19:091
    Lobes of brain, usually two in number...
396.12482mental mutation --> emigrationAUSSIE::WHORLOWI brew the best koala_tea productsMon Mar 25 1991 02:501
    Since migration to a number of lands involves a frontal lobotomy.....
396.12483emigration -> e migration -> QEDBIGUN::HOLLOWAYStainless Steel Rats Don't RustMon Mar 25 1991 09:211
    
396.12484BIGUN::SIMPSONbrandish that raspberryMon Mar 25 1991 09:451
    
396.12485SpringsBIGUN::HOLLOWAYStainless Steel Rats Don't RustMon Mar 25 1991 09:471
    
396.12486dingoesBIGUN::SIMPSONbrandish that raspberryMon Mar 25 1991 09:501
    
396.12487babiesBIGUN::HOLLOWAYStainless Steel Rats Don't RustMon Mar 25 1991 09:531
    
396.12488pet-foodBIGUN::SIMPSONbrandish that raspberryMon Mar 25 1991 09:571
    
396.12489pet-food -> cansBIGUN::HOLLOWAYStainless Steel Rats Don't RustMon Mar 25 1991 10:101
    
396.12490cans (-> Cannes) -> filmsBIGUN::SIMPSONbrandish that raspberryMon Mar 25 1991 10:111
    
396.12491films -> skinsBIGUN::HOLLOWAYStainless Steel Rats Don't RustMon Mar 25 1991 10:131
    
396.12492skins -> scalpsBIGUN::SIMPSONbrandish that raspberryMon Mar 25 1991 10:141
    
396.12493ticketsBIGUN::HOLLOWAYStainless Steel Rats Don't RustMon Mar 25 1991 10:151
    
396.12494egoBIGUN::SIMPSONbrandish that raspberryMon Mar 25 1991 10:161
    
396.12495noneBIGUN::HOLLOWAYStainless Steel Rats Don't RustMon Mar 25 1991 10:201
    
396.12496none (-> nun) -> flying-nun BIGUN::SIMPSONbrandish that raspberryMon Mar 25 1991 10:211
    
396.12497flying-nun -> heaven -> Columbia -> dope -> policeBIGUN::HOLLOWAYStainless Steel Rats Don't RustMon Mar 25 1991 10:251
    
396.12498police -> rooky -> green -> greenieBIGUN::SIMPSONbrandish that raspberryMon Mar 25 1991 10:261
    
396.12499greenie -> Caterpillar -> road-pizzaBIGUN::HOLLOWAYStainless Steel Rats Don't RustMon Mar 25 1991 10:321
    
396.12500road-pizza -> coffin -> delivery -> labourBIGUN::SIMPSONbrandish that raspberryMon Mar 25 1991 10:401
    
396.12501shortageBIGUN::HOLLOWAYStainless Steel Rats Don't RustMon Mar 25 1991 10:411
    
396.12502shortage -> short -> KeithBIGUN::SIMPSONbrandish that raspberryMon Mar 25 1991 11:191
    
396.12503Keith --> BrianSMURF::SMURF::BINDERSimplicitas gratia simplicitatisMon Mar 25 1991 17:311
    
396.12504Brian => MickMARVIN::KNOWLESDomimina nustio illumeaMon Mar 25 1991 17:462
    Trivia: David Bowie took the name `Bowie' on the analogy of `Jagger' -
    both knives.
396.12505Mick -> DundeeLEZAH::BOBBITTcorner of 18th and FairfaxMon Mar 25 1991 19:041
    
396.12506Dundee -> CakeMINDER::GRAVESGGeoff Graves,EDU(UK); DTN 851 2637Mon Mar 25 1991 19:152
    
    
396.12507Cake -> walkIEDUX::rootKenny come home!Mon Mar 25 1991 19:430
396.12508walk -> aboutGAZERS::NOONANhuggestive solicitation mandatoryMon Mar 25 1991 19:541
    
396.12509about -> a bout of the fluSWAM2::HOMEYER_CHNo, but you can see it from hereMon Mar 25 1991 22:041
    
396.12510a bout of the flu --> over the cuckoo's nestSMURF::CALIPH::binderSimplicitas gratia simplicitatisMon Mar 25 1991 22:230
396.12511JackBIGUN::HOLLOWAYStainless Steel Rats Don't RustTue Mar 26 1991 05:211
                                Nicholson
396.12512Nicholson --> file it awaySMURF::SMURF::BINDERSimplicitas gratia simplicitatisTue Mar 26 1991 06:093
    Nicholson is a highly respected maker of files (the metal-cutting kind)
    in the USA.
    
396.12513jack --> tarAUSSIE::WHORLOWI brew the best koala_tea productsTue Mar 26 1991 06:111
    
396.12514feathersBIGUN::HOLLOWAYStainless Steel Rats Don't RustTue Mar 26 1991 08:441
    
396.12515feathers -> eroticism -> jello BIGUN::SIMPSONbrandish that raspberryTue Mar 26 1991 08:551
    
396.12516wrestlingBIGUN::HOLLOWAYStainless Steel Rats Don't RustTue Mar 26 1991 08:571
    
396.12517conscienceBIGUN::SIMPSONbrandish that raspberryTue Mar 26 1991 09:201
    
396.12518lapseBIGUN::HOLLOWAYStainless Steel Rats Don't RustTue Mar 26 1991 09:271
    
396.12519Jennifer Keyte -> milk bottleBIGUN::SIMPSONbrandish that raspberryTue Mar 26 1991 09:341
    
396.12520hospitalBIGUN::HOLLOWAYStainless Steel Rats Don't RustTue Mar 26 1991 09:361
    
396.12521late-night televisionBIGUN::SIMPSONbrandish that raspberryTue Mar 26 1991 09:461
    
396.12522aberrationsBIGUN::HOLLOWAYStainless Steel Rats Don't RustTue Mar 26 1991 09:581
    
396.12523Jennifer Keyte -> milk bottleBIGUN::SIMPSONbrandish that raspberryTue Mar 26 1991 10:101
    
396.12524splintersBIGUN::HOLLOWAYStainless Steel Rats Don't RustTue Mar 26 1991 10:141
    
396.12525Midnight feastAUSSIE::WHORLOWI brew the best koala_tea productsTue Mar 26 1991 10:1811
                                         ^
                                         |--------------------------
    Milk Bottle --> \                                               \
                     \                                               \
    Milk Bottle -->- ->-- > milk --> night cap --\                    \
                                                  \                    \
    Aberration -->  A bare ration -> open sandwich > --> night snack --|
    
    
    
     [there appeared to be some loose ends.....
396.12526choelesterolAUSSIE::WHORLOWI brew the best koala_tea productsTue Mar 26 1991 10:226
                                      ^
                                      |------------------
                                                         |
    midnight feast --> eggs  ----> bacon egg and chips --|
                                 /
    splinters      --> chips ---/
396.12527plaqueBIGUN::HOLLOWAYStainless Steel Rats Don't RustTue Mar 26 1991 10:331
    
396.12528plaque -> memorial -> holiday -> party -> J. Keyte -> milkbottleBIGUN::HOLLOWAYStainless Steel Rats Don't RustTue Mar 26 1991 10:341
    
396.12529milkbottle -> rocketIEDUX::rootPersonal Name OUT OF ORDERTue Mar 26 1991 18:540
396.12530rocket --> orbitTERZA::ZANEWar is Hell. -- ShermanTue Mar 26 1991 20:540
396.12531orbit ---> outa sightSWAM2::HOMEYER_CHNo, but you can see it from hereTue Mar 26 1991 21:341
    
396.12532outa sight --> out of mindPOWDML::SATOWTue Mar 26 1991 22:241
396.12533out of mind -> out of touchSWAM2::HOMEYER_CHNo, but you can see it from hereTue Mar 26 1991 22:471
    
396.12534out of touch --> reach outTERZA::ZANEWar is Hell. -- ShermanTue Mar 26 1991 23:030
396.12535missBIGUN::HOLLOWAYStainless Steel Rats Don't RustWed Mar 27 1991 05:291
    
396.12536miss -> hitMINDER::GRAVESGGeoff Graves,EDU(UK); DTN 851 2637Wed Mar 27 1991 14:541
    
396.12537hit --> bustPOWDML::SATOWWed Mar 27 1991 17:083
  bad luck at the blackjack table
    

396.12538bust --> RomanTERZA::ZANEWar is Hell. -- ShermanWed Mar 27 1991 18:230
396.12539Roman -> IntheglomanUNTADI::HORTONMadder than Mad Jack McMadd...Wed Mar 27 1991 19:581
    
396.12540saponaceousBIGUN::HOLLOWAYStainless Steel Rats Don't RustThu Mar 28 1991 09:5010
    
    
    
    
    
    
    re:.-1
    
    Cute, much better than those people who put PHRASES instead of WORDS
    into the football match...	How about mine?	:-)
396.12541pretentiousBIGUN::SIMPSONbrandish that raspberryThu Mar 28 1991 09:541
    
396.12542pretentious -> Austen Tayshus -> comedianBIGUN::HOLLOWAYStainless Steel Rats Don't RustThu Mar 28 1991 09:591
    
396.12543bankruptBIGUN::SIMPSONbrandish that raspberryThu Mar 28 1991 10:021
    
396.12544moralsBIGUN::HOLLOWAYStainless Steel Rats Don't RustThu Mar 28 1991 10:131
    
396.12545morals --> floralsSTAR::CANTORIM2BZ2PThu Mar 28 1991 11:590
396.12546florals --> herbalsGAZERS::NOONANUh OhThu Mar 28 1991 18:171
    
396.12547herbals --> animalsTERZA::ZANEWar is Hell. -- ShermanThu Mar 28 1991 19:190
396.12548animals -> vegetablesLEZAH::BOBBITTwaves become wingsThu Mar 28 1991 19:311
    
396.12549animals --> vegetables --> mineralsPOWDML::SATOWThu Mar 28 1991 19:480
396.12550animals -> vegetables -> minerals -> 20 QuestionsMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Mar 28 1991 20:251
    
396.1255120 Questions --> One AnswerTERZA::ZANEWar is Hell. -- ShermanThu Mar 28 1991 21:460
396.12552One Answer --> 42TERZA::ZANEWar is Hell. -- ShermanThu Mar 28 1991 21:480
396.1255342 >- 7 x 6SEAPEN::PHIPPSDTN 225.4959Thu Mar 28 1991 21:560
396.125547 x 6 = my paycheckSWAM2::HOMEYER_CHNo, but you can see it from hereThu Mar 28 1991 22:111
    
396.12555my paycheck --> bye-byeGAZERS::NOONANUh OhThu Mar 28 1991 23:411
    
396.12556bye-bye --> Right-sizedPAOXCS::HILLAnother migrant worker!Fri Mar 29 1991 12:011
    
396.12557right-sized --> wrong-sizedSIEVAX::LAWMathew Law, SIE (Reading, UK)Fri Mar 29 1991 13:271
    
396.12558wrong-sized --> take it inCHIEFF::HUBERFile and ForgetFri Mar 29 1991 16:540
396.12559wrong-sized --> IBM minus 14,000PAOXCS::HILLAnother migrant worker!Fri Mar 29 1991 18:271
    
396.12560mixed mode arithmetic errorNECSC::BIELSKISat Mar 30 1991 00:176
    
                                       ^
                                       |
   take it in ---> size 56 suit + me --+
                                       |
	IBM minus 14,000 --------------+
396.12561mixed mode arithmetic error -> Pi ala modeMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Sat Mar 30 1991 00:281
    
396.12562Pi ala mode --> e pluribus unumSTAR::CANTORIM2BZ2PSat Mar 30 1991 02:080
396.12563e pluribus unum -->one for all and all for oneSMURF::SMURF::BINDERSimplicitas gratia simplicitatisSat Mar 30 1991 21:441
    
396.12564one for all and all for one -> all-in-1LEZAH::BOBBITTwaves become wingsMon Apr 01 1991 19:211
    
396.12565all-in-1 --> 3-in-1 oilSMURF::CALIPH::binderSimplicitas gratia simplicitatisMon Apr 01 1991 19:230
396.125663-in-1 oil >- snake oilSEAPEN::PHIPPSDTN 225.4959Mon Apr 01 1991 23:010
396.12567snake oil --> snake coilSTAR::CANTORIM2BZ2PTue Apr 02 1991 09:040
396.12568spiralBIGUN::HOLLOWAYStainless Steel Rats Don't RustTue Apr 02 1991 11:211
    
396.12569spiral -> logs ( mathematically )MODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Apr 02 1991 18:421
    
396.12570logs (mathematically) -->rhythms (musically)POWDML::SATOWTue Apr 02 1991 21:540
396.12571rhythms (musically) --> who could ask for anything more?AUSSIE::WHORLOWI brew the best koala_tea productsWed Apr 03 1991 03:491
    
396.12572meBIGUN::HOLLOWAYStainless Steel Rats Don't RustWed Apr 03 1991 10:361
    
396.12573BIGUN::SIMPSONbrandish that raspberryWed Apr 03 1991 11:111
    And I was going to put 'Jennifer Keyte' too...
396.12574me --> And I was going to put 'Jennifer Keyte' too...>huh?AUSSIE::WHORLOWI brew the best koala_tea productsThu Apr 04 1991 05:081
    
396.12575huh? -> Abbott and CostelloMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Apr 04 1991 19:051
    huh? -> what? -> who? -> who's on first? ->
396.12576Abbott and Costello --> Tweedledum and TweedledeeTERZA::ZANEWhere are the curious?Thu Apr 04 1991 20:090
396.12577Tweedledum and Tweedledee --> dee dee dee dummmmSMURF::CALIPH::binderSimplicitas gratia simplicitatisThu Apr 04 1991 20:370
396.12578dee dee dee dummmm --> Beethoven's FifthSSGBPM::KENAHThe man with a child in his eyes...Fri Apr 05 1991 01:160
396.12579Beethoven's Fifth --> Jack Daniel's FifthPOWDML::SATOWFri Apr 05 1991 01:264
Whiskey trivia freaks will know that the apostrophe in "Daniel's" is properly 
placed.  But I suppose we could argue about the spelling of "whiskey".

Clay
396.12580number 9GLADYS::ORMEMadVaxFri Apr 05 1991 10:121
    
396.12581#9 -> K9 -> dog -> catBIGUN::HOLLOWAYStainless Steel Rats Don't RustFri Apr 05 1991 11:571
    
396.12582cat --> man --> doAYOV27::ISMITHI might goFri Apr 05 1991 12:471
    
396.12583MACNAS::MGRAHAMAs user-friendly as a cornered ratFri Apr 05 1991 17:341
    
396.12584nee Paul -> him -> a -> layin?MODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Sat Apr 06 1991 02:383
    
    There are only some things that can be done in reply... sorry about
    the neo 'nee'! :-)
396.12585him -> a -> layin' --> ever restPOWDML::SATOWSun Apr 07 1991 23:430
396.12586ever rest --> kay, tooAUSSIE::WHORLOWI brew the best koala_tea productsMon Apr 08 1991 07:381
    
396.12587kay, too -> tokayLEZAH::BOBBITTwaves become wingsMon Apr 08 1991 19:351
    
396.12588tokay -> decaySWAM2::HOMEYER_CHNo, but you can see it from hereTue Apr 09 1991 01:191
    
396.12589decay --> Yo! Digital!!!AUSSIE::WHORLOWI brew the best koala_tea productsTue Apr 09 1991 03:581
    
396.12590Yo! Digital!!! --> Wanna buy a watch?SMURF::CALIPH::binderSimplicitas gratia simplicitatisTue Apr 09 1991 19:150
396.12591Wanna buy a watch? -> time out!NECSC::BIELSKITue Apr 09 1991 20:461
    
396.12592time out! -> regroupSWAM2::HOMEYER_CHNo, but you can see it from hereTue Apr 09 1991 21:431
    
396.12593regroup --> Reg GrundyAUSSIE::WHORLOWI brew the best koala_tea productsWed Apr 10 1991 04:231
    
396.12594televisionBIGUN::HOLLOWAYStainless Steel Rats Don't RustWed Apr 10 1991 11:401
    
396.12595television --> nunAYOV27::ISMITHI might goWed Apr 10 1991 13:303
    "What!! You can't be serious!  No television?"
    
    "Yes."
396.12596nun -> flying -> Sister BetrilleLEZAH::BOBBITTdance, the storm is overWed Apr 10 1991 18:091
    
396.12597Sister Betrille --> be trill --> be sharpSTAR::CANTORIM2BZ2PThu Apr 11 1991 03:270
396.12598be sharp --> C naturalSMURF::SMURF::BINDERSimplicitas gratia simplicitatisThu Apr 11 1991 03:451
    Musical notation - B natural is 1/2 step below C natural.
396.12599C natural --> No specsAUSSIE::WHORLOWI brew the best koala_tea productsThu Apr 11 1991 04:331
    
396.12600No specs --> unpredictable resultsAYOV27::ISMITHI might goThu Apr 11 1991 16:012
    
    
396.12601unpredictable results --> teabagsSIEVAX::LAWMathew Law, SIE (Reading, UK)Thu Apr 11 1991 18:505
    The bane of a fortune teller's life...
    
    Mat.
    *:o)
    
396.12602teabags -> tee shirtsSWAM2::HOMEYER_CHNo, but you can see it from hereThu Apr 11 1991 22:001
    
396.12603tee shirts -> bon motsGAZERS::NOONANI'm here, I'm me, and I'm enoughFri Apr 12 1991 01:471
    
396.12604bon mots --> well manicured lawnsAUSSIE::WHORLOWI brew the best koala_tea productsFri Apr 12 1991 05:011
    
396.12605lawn doctorPOWDML::SATOWFri Apr 12 1991 17:196

    well manicured lawns --> well, man, i cured lawns --> lawn doctor

    

396.12606lawn doctor --> groundskeeperSMURF::CALIPH::binderSimplicitas gratia simplicitatisFri Apr 12 1991 17:596
lawn doctor --> loan doctor --> The Money Store (a New England lending
establishment) --> Phil Rizzuto (retired baseball player who shills for
The Money Store) --> baseball --> baseball field --> groundskeeper

Honest, that's the thought process I went through, but if you don't buy
that one, how about lawn doctor -direct-> groundskeeper?  :-)
396.12607groundskeeper --> air headGAZERS::NOONANI'm here, I'm me, and I'm enoughFri Apr 12 1991 18:261
    
396.12608air head -> thermals MODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Apr 12 1991 20:471
    
396.12609thermals -> red longjohnsSWAM2::HOMEYER_CHNo, but you can see it from hereFri Apr 12 1991 22:491
    
396.12610red longjohns --> red buttonsPOWDML::SATOWSat Apr 13 1991 01:462
    

396.12611red buttons --> red skeltonGAZERS::NOONANI'm here, I'm me, and I'm enoughMon Apr 15 1991 09:571
    
396.12612shortBIGUN::HOLLOWAYStainless Steel Rats Don't RustMon Apr 15 1991 11:011
    
396.12613Keith -> deja vuBIGUN::SIMPSONPlease, let me put it in a little way.Mon Apr 15 1991 11:581
    
396.12614prescienceBIGUN::HOLLOWAYStainless Steel Rats Don't RustTue Apr 16 1991 09:197
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Just don't bring Jennifer Keyte and her milkbottle back into it...
396.12615prescience --> seer --> suckerPOWDML::SATOWTue Apr 16 1991 17:541
396.12616sucker -> 1/minuteLEZAH::BOBBITTdance, the storm is overTue Apr 16 1991 19:081
    
396.126171/minute -> minute riceMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Apr 16 1991 21:271
    
396.12618minute rice -> three minute eggSWAM2::HOMEYER_CHNo, but you can see it from hereTue Apr 16 1991 21:501
    
396.12619< 1/minute -> quicky >TRCA01::RENNIEYou monkeys are unbelievable!Tue Apr 16 1991 22:471
    
396.12620 => spoiled childMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Apr 17 1991 00:191
    1/minute  +  three minute egg  + quicky => 
396.12621dependent teenagerWR2FOR::PORTERA_DAWed Apr 17 1991 00:581
    
396.12622dependent teenager = expensive tax deductionSWAM2::HOMEYER_CHNo, but you can see it from hereWed Apr 17 1991 01:071
    
396.12623debtBIGUN::HOLLOWAYStainless Steel Rats Don't RustWed Apr 17 1991 11:501
    
396.12624debt -> deathNECSC::BIELSKIThu Apr 18 1991 05:083
	
    I think it was Woody Allen who observed that death is a wondeful way to
    reduce your operating costs....
396.12625taxesBIGUN::HOLLOWAYStainless Steel Rats Don't RustThu Apr 18 1991 10:151
    
396.12626"Loan" Star StatePOWDML::SATOWThu Apr 18 1991 15:534
	debt --> death --> taxes ----> Loan Star State
 	 |                               ^
 	 |                               |
 	 +-------------------------------+
396.12627Loan Star State -> Crater lakeLEZAH::BOBBITTdance, the storm is overThu Apr 18 1991 17:551
    
396.12628Crater lake -> celestial aquaMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Apr 18 1991 21:291
    a new Crayola color? 
396.12629celestrial aqua -> Holy waterSWAM2::HOMEYER_CHNo, but you can see it from hereThu Apr 18 1991 23:451
    
396.12630Holy water --> Wholly water --> Snake OilSTAR::CANTORIM2BZ2PFri Apr 19 1991 07:430
396.12631Snake Oil -> Shaggy Dog StoryMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Apr 19 1991 19:401
    
396.12632Shaggy Dog Story -> Shady LadySWAM2::HOMEYER_CHNo, but you can see it from hereFri Apr 19 1991 21:361
    
396.12633Shady Lady -> Black WidowTEMPE::MERRICKTwilight ZonieSat Apr 20 1991 20:511
    
396.12634Black Widow --> Ralph NaderSTAR::CANTORIM2BZ2PSun Apr 21 1991 20:132
Black Widow --> Spider --> Spyder --> Corvair --> Unsafe at Any Speed
    --> Ralph Nader
396.12635Ralph Nader -> nadir -> zenithMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Mon Apr 22 1991 19:101
    
396.12636zenith --> televisionCSSE32::RANDALLBonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSSTue Apr 23 1991 00:181
    
396.12637television -> idiot boxLEZAH::BOBBITTso wired I could broadcast...Tue Apr 23 1991 01:171
    
396.12638idiot box --> brain dead pugilistPOWDML::SATOWTue Apr 23 1991 16:581
396.12639brain dead pugilist --> George ForemanCSSE32::RANDALLBonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSSTue Apr 23 1991 20:301
    
396.12640George Foreman -> boxer -> shortsSWAM2::HOMEYER_CHNo, but you can see it from hereTue Apr 23 1991 21:241
    
396.12641shorts -> when $income < $outgoMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Apr 23 1991 22:320
396.12642when $income < $outgo --> bad betSIEVAX::LAWMathew Law, SIE (Reading, UK)Tue Apr 23 1991 23:050
396.12643bad bet = fold'emSWAM2::HOMEYER_CHNo, but you can see it from hereWed Apr 24 1991 00:321
    
396.12644fold'em --> hold 'em --> highSTAR::CANTORIM2BZ2PWed Apr 24 1991 07:500
396.12645high --> mightyPOWDML::SATOWWed Apr 24 1991 16:401
396.12646mighty --> dogCNTROL::HUBERFile and ForgetWed Apr 24 1991 16:530
396.12647dog -> day -> afternoonLEZAH::BOBBITTso wired I could broadcast...Wed Apr 24 1991 17:541
    
396.12648afternoon --> delightTERZA::ZANEWhere are the curious?Wed Apr 24 1991 19:170
396.12649afternoon -> delight -> twilight -> midnight -> all nightSWAM2::HOMEYER_CHNo, but you can see it from hereWed Apr 24 1991 22:581
    
396.12650all night --> dawn's early lightTERZA::ZANEWhere are the curious?Wed Apr 24 1991 23:200
396.12651dawn's early light --> rockets' red glareSTAR::CANTORIM2BZ2PThu Apr 25 1991 08:290
396.12652rocket's red glare --> blinded by the lightCNTROL::HUBERFile and ForgetThu Apr 25 1991 16:290
396.12653blinded by the light --> Manfred MannAYOV18::ISMITHOff to Severance CityThu Apr 25 1991 17:461
    
396.12654Manfred mann's -> earth bandLEZAH::BOBBITTso wired I could broadcast...Thu Apr 25 1991 17:591
    
396.12655earth band --> Band AidCSSE32::RANDALLBonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSSThu Apr 25 1991 18:041
    
396.12656Band Aid -> Kool AidSWAM2::HOMEYER_CHNo, but you can see it from hereThu Apr 25 1991 21:471
    
396.12657Kool Aid --> Pool MaidSTAR::CANTORIM2BZ2PFri Apr 26 1991 05:300
396.12658Pool Maid -> Ester WilliamsMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Apr 26 1991 19:041
    
396.12659Ester Williams -> Andy WilliamsLEZAH::BOBBITTLift me up and turn me over...Fri Apr 26 1991 20:381
    
396.12660Andy Williams -> Perry ComoODIXIE::LAMBKEACE is the placeFri Apr 26 1991 23:191
    
396.12661Perry Como -> find a wheelMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Apr 26 1991 23:351
    
396.12662find a wheel --> and it goes round round roundCSSE32::RANDALLBonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSSMon Apr 29 1991 18:431
    
396.12663and it goes round round round -> ground roundMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Mon Apr 29 1991 22:251
    
396.12664ground round -> Mac attackSWAM2::HOMEYER_CHNo, but you can see it from hereMon Apr 29 1991 23:102
    
    
396.12665Mac attack --> he shot the AppleCSSE32::RANDALLBonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSSMon Apr 29 1991 23:301
    
396.12666he shot the Apple --> did William Tell?POWDML::SATOWMon Apr 29 1991 23:441
396.12667did William Tell? -> no but Robin Hood couldSWAM2::HOMEYER_CHNo, but you can see it from hereTue Apr 30 1991 00:311
    
396.12668Robin Hood could --> hoodwinkedCSSE32::RANDALLBonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSSTue Apr 30 1991 01:141
    
396.12669hoodwinked -> falconerLEZAH::BOBBITTLift me up and turn me over...Tue Apr 30 1991 19:201
    
396.12670falconer --> hawker--> tinker--> can --> BOX!AUSSIE::WHORLOWNo limits, Jonathon?Wed May 01 1991 10:131
    
396.12671box --> boxed in --> painted into a cornerCSSE32::RANDALLBonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSSWed May 01 1991 18:071
    
396.12672painted into a corner -> Moore becomes lessMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed May 01 1991 22:021
    Benjamin Moore is a brand of paint...
396.12673Moore becomes less -> antisynergisticSWAM2::HOMEYER_CHNo, but you can see it from hereWed May 01 1991 22:291
    
396.12674antisynergistic --> Against gymnasts having funAUSSIE::WHORLOWNo limits, Jonathon?Thu May 02 1991 05:581
    
396.12675Against gymnasts having fun -> pry yourself awayNECSC::BIELSKIThu May 02 1991 07:131
    
396.12676pry yourself away -> crowbarLEZAH::BOBBITTLift me up and turn me over...Thu May 02 1991 08:251
    
396.12677crowbar --> where Heckle and Jeckle get drunkCSSE32::RANDALLBonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSSThu May 02 1991 17:451
    
396.12678where Heckle and Jeckle get drunk --> singles barAUSSIE::WHORLOWNo limits, Jonathon?Fri May 03 1991 07:481
    
396.12679singles' bar --> Davy CrockettPOWDML::SATOWFri May 03 1991 16:569
A couple of lines from the song, "The Ballad of Davy Crockett": 

	Kilt him a b'ar 
	When he was only three

Perhaps this belongs in the "lyrics you thought said something else" note, but 
I always wondererd who "Himmabar" was.

Clay
396.12680Davy Crockett --> coonskin capSMURF::CALIPH::binderSimplicitas gratia simplicitatisFri May 03 1991 18:020
396.12681cap --> gownVMSMKT::KENAHThe man with a child in his eyes...Fri May 03 1991 19:556
    re: a few back -- this probably belongs in the "mis-heard lyrics"
    note, but what the heck -- 
    
    I always thought that line about "Himmabar" was:
    
    	"Killed in a bar, when he was only three."
396.12682gown --> ragsCSSE32::RANDALLBonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSSFri May 03 1991 19:571
    as in Cinderella . . . 
396.12683rags --> richesPOWDML::SATOWFri May 03 1991 19:590
396.12684riches --> atticCSSE32::RANDALLBonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSSFri May 03 1991 20:065
    riches +--> department store --> lots of junk --+
           |                                         \
           |                                          +--> attic
           |                                         /
           +--> treasure --> chest --> trunk -------+
396.12685attic -> the Bates Motel ...MODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Sat May 04 1991 00:381
    
396.12686the Bates Motel --> jail baitCSSE32::RANDALLBonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSSSat May 04 1991 00:451
    
396.12687jail bait --->a new angleAUSSIE::WHORLOWNo limits, Jonathon?Mon May 06 1991 09:461
    
396.12688a new angle --> original sales scamSMURF::SMURF::BINDERSimplicitas gratia simplicitatisMon May 06 1991 17:381
    
396.12689original sales scam --> con manWFOV12::GIBSONFreedom's price, is sometimes bloodyMon May 06 1991 18:091
    
396.12690con-man --> ex-conTERZA::ZANEWhere are the curious?Mon May 06 1991 18:230
396.12691ex-con -> exxonLEZAH::BOBBITTLift me up and turn me over...Mon May 06 1991 19:011
    
396.12692exxon -> John HancockMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Mon May 06 1991 19:371
    as in put your 'X' here....
396.12693John Hancock --> written in bloodCSSE32::RANDALLBonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSSTue May 07 1991 00:175
    I wanted to do exxon --> xoff.
    
    Obviously I've been in computers too long.
    
    --bonnie
396.12694written in blood -> note currently being writtenODIXIE::LAMBKEACE is the placeTue May 07 1991 22:161
    
396.12695note currently being written --> fresh mint tasteAUSSIE::WHORLOWNo limits, Jonathon?Wed May 08 1991 03:591
    
396.12696fresh mint taste --> chocolate moneySIEVAX::LAWMathew Law, SIE (Reading, UK)Wed May 08 1991 15:461
    
396.12697chocolate money --> chocolate bunnyPOWDML::SATOWWed May 08 1991 16:160
396.12698chocolate bunny -> honey bunnyLEZAH::BOBBITTLift me up and turn me over...Wed May 08 1991 17:321
    
396.12699honey bunny -> bees in your bonnetMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed May 08 1991 21:411
    
396.12700bees in your bonnet --> buzzing in your earsCSSE32::RANDALLBonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSSWed May 08 1991 22:231
    
396.12701sour mashPOWDML::SATOWThu May 09 1991 02:154
buzzing in your ears --> put zing in the corn --> sour mash

    

396.12702sour mash --> white lightnin'SMURF::SMURF::BINDERSimplicitas gratia simplicitatisThu May 09 1991 05:561
    
396.12703sour mash --> lemon squeezerAUSSIE::WHORLOWNo limits, Jonathon?Thu May 09 1991 06:261
    
396.12704lemon squeezer --> eyebrow tweezerSTAR::CANTORIM2BZ2PThu May 09 1991 08:340
396.12705lemon squeezer -> eyebrow tweezer -> old geezerLEZAH::BOBBITTLift me up and turn me over...Thu May 09 1991 17:361
    
396.12706fast forward shuffleNECSC::BIELSKIThu May 09 1991 20:547
		
    		                       ^
		                       |
		white lightnin' -------+
		                       |
		                       |
		old geezer ------------+
396.12707fast forward shuffle -> The StrollMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu May 09 1991 21:382
    for those of you that remember ( or perhaps read about :-))
    Link Ray and the Ray Men...
396.12708The Stroll -> 3 questionsODIXIE::LAMBKEACE is the placeThu May 09 1991 21:451
    The Stroll -> A Troll -> 3 questions
396.127093 questions --> pop the questionCSSE32::RANDALLBonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSSThu May 09 1991 22:041
    
396.12710pop the question -> your place or mine???SWAM2::HOMEYER_CHNo, but you can see it from hereThu May 09 1991 22:491
    
396.12711your place or mine??? --> Can't take No for an answerAUSSIE::WHORLOWNo limits, Jonathon?Fri May 10 1991 05:021
    
396.12712can't take no -> "what letter of NO don't you understand"LEZAH::BOBBITTLift me up and turn me over...Fri May 10 1991 18:201
    
396.12713POWDML::SATOWFri May 10 1991 18:356
"what letter of NO don't you understand" --> how should I no?



    

396.12714how should I no => good kwestionMARVIN::KNOWLESDomimina nustio illumeaFri May 10 1991 18:421
    
396.12715kwitcherbelyakinSMURF::CALIPH::binderSimplicitas gratia simplicitatisFri May 10 1991 21:310
396.12716kwitcherbelyakin >- That's in another topic.SEAPEN::PHIPPSVendor neutral application environment compliant with internatioSat May 11 1991 05:090
396.12717That's in another topic --> hazelnutSIEVAX::LAWMathew Law, SIE (Reading, UK)Sat May 11 1991 19:295
    Should make sense to people in the UK at least!
    
    Mat.
    *:o)
    
396.12718hazelnut --> which hazel? --> witchhazelSTAR::CANTORIM2BZ2PSat May 11 1991 23:470
396.12719Witch Hazel --> Wendy the good little witchSMURF::SMURF::BINDERSimplicitas gratia simplicitatisSun May 12 1991 04:201
    Should make sense to American comic-book readers, anyway.
396.12720Wendy the good little witch --> CasperTERZA::ZANEWhere are the curious?Mon May 13 1991 18:540
396.12721Casper --> touchdown!CSSE32::RANDALLBonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSSMon May 13 1991 19:454
    via Dave Casper, former tight end (u.s. football) for the Oakland
    Raiders . . . 
    
    --bonnie
396.12722touchdown! --> pet the goose --> goose the petPOWDML::SATOWMon May 13 1991 22:320
396.12723goose the pet --> call the SPCACSSE32::RANDALLBonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSSMon May 13 1991 22:581
    
396.12724call the SPCA -> call a spade a spadeLEZAH::BOBBITTLift me up and turn me over...Mon May 13 1991 23:151
    
396.12725call a spade a spade -> 7 Spades -> Grand Slam!!SWAM2::HOMEYER_CHNo, but you can see it from hereMon May 13 1991 23:551
    
396.12726Grand Slam --> home runCSSE32::RANDALLBonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSSTue May 14 1991 00:051
    
396.12727home run -> real estate agents delightMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue May 14 1991 01:341
    
396.12728real estate agents delight -> blind man with moneySWAM2::HOMEYER_CHNo, but you can see it from hereTue May 14 1991 02:161
    
396.12729blind man with money --> robbed blindCHIEFF::HUBERFile and ForgetTue May 14 1991 16:490
396.12730robbed blind --> Maltese crossAYOV27::ISMITHOff to Severance CityTue May 14 1991 17:261
    Don't know why, but...
396.12731Maltese cross -> Strawberry BlondeMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue May 14 1991 17:431
    Maltese :== malt + tease =>
396.12732Strawberry Blonde --> carrot topTERZA::ZANEWhere are the curious?Tue May 14 1991 19:120
396.12733carrot top >- dead calmSEAPEN::PHIPPSVendor neutral application environment compliant with internatioTue May 14 1991 19:280
396.12734dead calm --> dead clam --> oyster barCSSE32::RANDALLBonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSSTue May 14 1991 20:111
    
396.12735oyster bar ---> bar sinisterPOWDML::COHEN_RTue May 14 1991 20:151
    
396.12736bar sinister --> criminal lawyerCSSE32::RANDALLBonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSSTue May 14 1991 20:191
    
396.12737bar sinister + criminal lawyer -> Simon and ShysterLEZAH::BOBBITTLift me up and turn me over...Wed May 15 1991 00:491
    
396.12738Simon and Shyster -> High School bookiesNECSC::BIELSKIWed May 15 1991 07:491
    
396.12739High school bookies --> Creative accountancySMURF::CALIPH::binderSimplicitas gratia simplicitatisWed May 15 1991 17:341
High School --> educated --> thoughtfuul --> creative
396.12740Creative accountancy --> cook the booksPOWDML::SATOWWed May 15 1991 18:080
396.12741cook the books --> digesting good literatureCSSE32::RANDALLBonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSSWed May 15 1991 18:111
    
396.12742digesting good literature --> savoringTERZA::ZANEWhere are the curious?Wed May 15 1991 19:160
396.12743savoring --> onion ringSIEVAX::LAWMathew Law, SIE (Reading, UK)Wed May 15 1991 20:211
    
396.12744onion ring --> ring around the sunCSSE32::RANDALLBonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSSWed May 15 1991 22:181
    
396.12745ring around the sun -> ring around the collerSWAM2::HOMEYER_CHNo, but you can see it from hereWed May 15 1991 23:211
    
396.12746ring around the coller --> belling the catCSSE32::RANDALLBonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSSThu May 16 1991 01:141
    
396.12747belling the cat --> spit the dogAYOV27::ISMITHOff to Severance CityThu May 16 1991 02:301
    
396.12748spit the dog -> spit the hog MODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu May 16 1991 05:181
    
396.12749spit the hog --> *Western* style barbecueSMURF::SMURF::BINDERSimplicitas gratia simplicitatisThu May 16 1991 05:221
    
396.12750Hopalong's spursAUSSIE::WHORLOWNo limits, Jonathon?Thu May 16 1991 09:291
    *Western* style barbecue -->Western stars cookout --> Gabby Hayes'beans-->
396.12751Hopalong's spurs -->no, Pat, no, don't sit on that!CSSE32::RANDALLBonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSSThu May 16 1991 17:573
    Hopalong's spurs --> sharp --> cactus --> picture in One Fish Two
    Fish Red Fish Blue Fish --> no, Pat, no, don't sit on that!
    
396.12752no, Pat, no, don't sit on that! --> hot seatTERZA::ZANEWhere are the curious?Thu May 16 1991 18:500
396.12753hot seat >- JohnsonSEAPEN::PHIPPSVendor neutral application environment compliant with internatioFri May 17 1991 00:139
     Since we're stringing people along...

     no, Pat, no, don't sit on that! --> hot seat --> toilet in the sun-.
                                                                        |
     .------------------------------------------------------------------'
     |
     `-> my son John --> Johnson


396.12754Johnson --> Merry MaryTERZA::ZANEWhere are the curious?Fri May 17 1991 00:444
   John's daugher, of course!


396.12755Merry Mary --> marry meCSSE32::RANDALLBonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSSFri May 17 1991 00:561
    
396.12756Merry Mary --> marry me --> Maid MarianPOWDML::COHEN_RFri May 17 1991 01:281
    
396.12757Maid Marian --> manufactured lady --> mannequinSMURF::SMURF::BINDERSimplicitas gratia simplicitatisFri May 17 1991 05:201
    
396.12758mannequin -> clothes racker/etteMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri May 17 1991 17:041
    
396.12759clothes racker/ette --> clothing racket --> fashion industryCSSE32::RANDALLBonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSSFri May 17 1991 17:571
    
396.12760fashion industry -> dedicated follower of fashionLEZAH::BOBBITTLift me up and turn me over...Fri May 17 1991 18:191
    
396.12761KAOFS::S_BROOKFri May 17 1991 19:141
dedicated follower of fashion -> lambs to the slaughter
396.12762lambs to the slaughter --> Silence of the LambsCSSE32::RANDALLBonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSSFri May 17 1991 22:341
    
396.12763Silence of the Lambs -> Two thumbs downODIXIE::LAMBKEACE is the placeSat May 18 1991 01:181
    
396.12764two thumbs down -> Chinese finger trapMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Sat May 18 1991 01:551
    
396.12765KAOFS::S_BROOKSat May 18 1991 02:311
Chinese finger trap => Chop chop chop chop fooey
396.12766Chop chop chop chop fooey --> cut kneeAUSSIE::WHORLOWNo limits, Jonathon?Mon May 20 1991 09:571
    
396.12767 cut knee --> orthopedic surgeonCSSE32::RANDALLBonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSSMon May 20 1991 18:341
    
396.12768orthorpedic surgeon --> jointed manTERZA::ZANEWhere are the curious?Mon May 20 1991 20:130
396.12769jointed man --> marionetteTERZA::ZANEWhere are the curious?Mon May 20 1991 20:130
396.12770marionette -> who's pulling my string?SWAM2::HOMEYER_CHNo, but you can see it from hereMon May 20 1991 21:381
    
396.12771--> necktie partyCSSE32::RANDALLBonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSSMon May 20 1991 21:551
    who's pulling my string --> pulling on my rope --> noose --> necktie party
396.12772necktie party -> fashion minimizerSWAM2::HOMEYER_CHNo, but you can see it from hereMon May 20 1991 22:111
    
396.12773fashion minimizer --> miniskirtCSSE32::RANDALLBonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSSMon May 20 1991 22:561
    
396.12774miniskirt --> rising see levelAUSSIE::WHORLOWNo limits, Jonathon?Tue May 21 1991 04:441
    
396.12775rising see level => cryptMARVIN::KNOWLESDotting jots and crossing tittlesTue May 21 1991 13:301
    Just think of `the Holy See'.
396.12776crypt -> cryptographer -> read hieroglyphicsLEZAH::BOBBITTLift me up and turn me over...Tue May 21 1991 19:341
    
396.12777 read hieroglyphics -> papyrusMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue May 21 1991 21:511
    read hieroglyphics -> reed hieroglyphics -> 
396.12778papyrus --> paper platypusCSSE32::RANDALLBonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSSTue May 21 1991 21:561
    
396.12779paper platypus -> aboriginal paper dollsSWAM2::HOMEYER_CHNo, but you can see it from hereTue May 21 1991 22:091
    
396.12780aboriginal paper dolls --> kachinasSMURF::CALIPH::binderSimplicitas gratia simplicitatisTue May 21 1991 22:540
396.12781kachinas -> gesundheitLEZAH::BOBBITTLift me up and turn me over...Wed May 22 1991 18:191
    
396.12782 kachinas -> gesundheit --> allergic to corn pollenCSSE32::RANDALLBonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSSWed May 22 1991 19:541
    
396.12783allergic to corn pollen -> nothing to sneeze at :-)MODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed May 22 1991 21:401
    
396.12784nothing to sneeze at :-) -> gossamer handkerchief :-(NECSC::BIELSKIWed May 22 1991 21:471
    
396.12785gossamer handkerchief --> Tunnel in the SkySMURF::SMURF::BINDERSimplicitas gratia simplicitatisThu May 23 1991 07:008
    gossamer handkerchief --> Gossamer Albatross --> Across the English
    Channel --> the chunnel --> Tunnel in the Sky
    
    "Handkerchief" and "albatross" both have three syllables, with the
    first accented.
    
    The Gossamer Albatross was the first human-powered heavier-than-air
    craft to fly across the English Channel under its own power. 
396.12786Tunnel in the sky --> Tunnel visionPOWDML::SATOWThu May 23 1991 17:220
396.12787Tunnel vision -> PlatoMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu May 23 1991 19:261
    
396.12788Plato -> GoofyTROA02::SKEOCHWe'll burn that bridge when we come to it.Thu May 23 1991 21:570
396.12789Goofy --> IdiotVMSMKT::KENAHThe man with a child in his eyes...Thu May 23 1991 22:230
396.12790Idiot --> BoxVMSMKT::KENAHThe man with a child in his eyes...Thu May 23 1991 22:240
396.12791idiot --> Box --> sack of [couch] potatoesCSSE32::RANDALLBonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSSThu May 23 1991 23:591
    
396.12792sack of [couch] potatoes -> sofa spudsMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri May 24 1991 01:121
    
396.12793sofa spuds & sudsSWAM2::HOMEYER_CHNo, but you can see it from hereFri May 24 1991 01:441
    
396.12794sofa spuds & suds --> washed upCSSE32::RANDALLBonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSSFri May 24 1991 02:101
    
396.12795Washed up -> SoapVMSMKT::KENAHThe man with a child in his eyes...Fri May 24 1991 18:420
396.12796Soap -> BoxVMSMKT::KENAHThe man with a child in his eyes...Fri May 24 1991 18:420
396.12797Soap -> Box --> one-track mindCSSE32::RANDALLBonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSSFri May 24 1991 19:371
    
396.12798one-track mind -> train of thought derailedLEZAH::BOBBITTpools of quiet fireFri May 24 1991 19:511
    
396.12799train of thought derailed -> rathole SWAM2::HOMEYER_CHNo, but you can see it from hereFri May 24 1991 21:101
    
396.12800rathole >- the big digSEAPEN::PHIPPSVendor neutral application environment compliant with internatioFri May 24 1991 21:296
     This is in reference to the project in Boston, MA to depress a major
     roadway and dig yet a third harbor tunnel. A major part of the effort
     is to control the rat population that gets stirred up on something
     like this.

             Mike
396.12801the big dig -> "you have two speeds, slow and stop"MODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri May 24 1991 22:221
     dig, as in put-down, rank, etc.
396.12802POWDML::SATOWFri May 24 1991 22:327
You have two speeds, slow and stop -->  Memorial Day, Cape Cod



Have a nice weekend, all (U.S. holiday Monday).

Clay
396.12803Memorial Day, Cape Cod --> sunburned sardines on the beachCSSE32::RANDALLBonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSSSat May 25 1991 00:011
    
396.12804sunburned sardines on the beach -> red tideDATABS::LASHERWorking...Sat May 25 1991 16:201
    
396.12805red tide -> ebb tideLEZAH::BOBBITTpools of quiet fireTue May 28 1991 20:051
    
396.12806ebb tide --> Prince of TidesCSSE32::RANDALLBonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSSTue May 28 1991 20:371
    
396.12807Prince of Tides -> washing machine QueenSWAM2::HOMEYER_CHNo, but you can see it from hereTue May 28 1991 22:141
    
396.12808washing machine queen --> Mary, Queen of spotsPOWDML::SATOWTue May 28 1991 22:231
396.12809Mary, Queen of spots --> Out, out, damned spotPOWDML::COHEN_RTue May 28 1991 23:181
    
396.12810Out, out damned spot -> Look, look see Spot runSWAM2::HOMEYER_CHNo, but you can see it from hereTue May 28 1991 23:241
    
396.12811see Spot run --> spots don't run, dye runsCSSE32::RANDALLBonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSSTue May 28 1991 23:380
396.12812spots don't... -> see Spot dyeing to runNECSC::BIELSKIWed May 29 1991 00:431
    
396.12813MarathonPOWDML::SATOWWed May 29 1991 16:499
See Spot dying to run -->  running to die --> Marathon 




What was his name  Pheippides, or something?  He ran from Marathon to Athens 
in battle gear, said "Victory", collapsed and died? 

Clay
396.12814Marathon --> SnickersPAOIS::HILLAnother migrant worker!Wed May 29 1991 17:184
       In the UK the Mars sweet company changed the name of Marathon 
       peanut/chocolate bars to Snickers as a name alignment with Europe.
    
       (I don't like them, whatever their name!)
396.12815Snickers --> Tonnis ShoesAYOV27::ISMITHOff to Severance CityWed May 29 1991 17:241
    
396.12816Tonnis Shoes --> 2000 pounds of footgearCSSE32::RANDALLBonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSSWed May 29 1991 18:203
    in U.S. weights, of course.
    
    --bonnie
396.12817Imelda's closetPOWDML::SATOWWed May 29 1991 18:2612
> <<< Note 396.12816 by CSSE32::RANDALL "Bonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSS" >>>
                 -< Tonnis Shoes --> 2000 pounds of footgear >-

>    in U.S. weights, of course.
    

2000 pounds of footgear -->  2000 pounds* of footgear  -->  Imelda's closet


* in British currency, of course

Clay
396.12818Imelda's Closet -> Grizelda's Armoire -> GrimoireLEZAH::BOBBITTpools of quiet fireWed May 29 1991 18:351
    
396.12819Grimoire --> bookcase of Grimm's fairy talesCSSE32::RANDALLBonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSSWed May 29 1991 19:451
    
396.12820bookcase of Grimm's fairy tales->case book of fairly grim talesCNTROL::HUBERFile and ForgetWed May 29 1991 21:390
396.12821case book of fairly grim tales-> Mack-the-KnifeSWAM2::HOMEYER_CHNo, but you can see it from hereWed May 29 1991 21:551
    
396.12822Mack-the-Knife --> Mac the AppleFASTA::RANDALLBonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSSWed May 29 1991 22:281
    
396.12823Mac the Apple -> Mac ad amMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed May 29 1991 22:581
    
396.12824Mac ad am >- eyesSEAPEN::PHIPPSVendor neutral application environment compliant with internatioWed May 29 1991 23:100
396.12825eyes --> higherAYOV27::ISMITHOff to Severance CityThu May 30 1991 17:221
    
396.12826higher --> hire --> fireSMURF::CALIPH::binderSimplicitas gratia simplicitatisThu May 30 1991 18:260
396.12827fire --> trialTERZA::ZANEWhere are the curious?Thu May 30 1991 19:130
396.12828fire --> trial --> convicted of arsonCSSE32::RANDALLBonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSSThu May 30 1991 19:231
    
396.12829convicted of arson --> low down bum!AUSSIE::WHORLOWQuality has no cost:It's priceless!Mon Jun 03 1991 03:271
    
396.12830hot seatPOWDML::SATOWMon Jun 03 1991 17:107
fire --> trial --> convicted of arson --> arson the fire -->  hot seat




    

396.12831hot seat -> hot bunsMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Mon Jun 03 1991 17:421
    
396.12832all-over sunburnCSSE32::RANDALLBonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSSMon Jun 03 1991 19:375
    hot buns --> hot cross buns -----+
                                      \
                                       +--> all-over sunburn
                                      /
    low-down bum --> dropped pants --+
396.12833all-over sunburn --> Sunrise BoulevardODIXIE::LAMBKEACE is the placeMon Jun 03 1991 22:091
    
396.12834Sunrise Boulevard --> Moon over MiamiCSSE32::RANDALLBonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSSMon Jun 03 1991 22:191
    
396.12835Moon over Miami -> cheek to cheekNECSC::BIELSKITue Jun 04 1991 03:051
    
396.12836cheek to cheek --> Ich bin ein BerlinerSMURF::SMURF::BINDERSimplicitas gratia simplicitatisTue Jun 04 1991 07:3112
    Moon over Miami --> cheek to cheek is simply too funny.  It reminds me
    vividly of the last day a friend had at the company I worked at in Ft
    Lauderdale - near Miami, so...
    
    His departure was acrimonious, and after he'd been walked to the door
    he had himself driven past the prez's office, mooning as he went.
    
    Sorry...about "Berliner":  Irving Berlin wrote "Cheek to Cheek."  JFK,
    of course, embarrassed himself in Berlin.  Embarrassment affects the
    color of at least *some* cheeks...
    
    -d
396.12837ich bin ein Berliner -> jelly donut LEZAH::BOBBITTpools of quiet fireTue Jun 04 1991 20:281
    
396.12838jelly donut --> Jelly Roll MortonCSSE32::RANDALLBonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSSTue Jun 04 1991 20:411
    
396.12839Jelly Roll Morton -> 78 rpmMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Jun 04 1991 20:521
    
396.1284078 rpm ---> Revolution #9POWDML::COHEN_RTue Jun 04 1991 21:471
    
396.12841DATABS::LASHERWorking...Tue Jun 04 1991 22:011
    
396.12842CSSE32::RANDALLBonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSSTue Jun 04 1991 22:191
    
396.12843Line at the photocopierPOWDML::SATOWTue Jun 04 1991 23:508
Place de la Republique --> Place in the reproduction queue -----+
								|
								|
								|
				    Line at the photocopier <---+

    

396.12844 Line at the photocopier --> lines on the photocopyCSSE32::RANDALLBonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSSTue Jun 04 1991 23:583
    >Place in the reproduction queue 
    
    So have you been reading PARENTING again, Clay? :) :) :)
396.12845lines on the photocopy -> inTONationLEZAH::BOBBITTpools of quiet fireWed Jun 05 1991 02:471
    
396.12846inTONation -> inDIAN NationODIXIE::LAMBKERickWed Jun 05 1991 22:041
    
396.12847inDIAN Nation --> Big EndianPOWDML::SATOWWed Jun 05 1991 22:132
    

396.12848Big Endian -> BrobdingnagianLEZAH::BOBBITTpools of quiet fireWed Jun 05 1991 22:571
    
396.12849Brobdingnagian --> GargantuanPOWDML::COHEN_RThu Jun 06 1991 01:291
    
396.12850Gargantuan --> PantagruelishCSSE32::RANDALLBonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSSThu Jun 06 1991 21:171
    
396.12851Pantagruelish -> hungry son views moms cookingMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Jun 06 1991 21:391
    
396.12852hungry son views moms cooking -> every good boy deserves fudgeLEZAH::BOBBITTpools of quiet fireFri Jun 07 1991 19:481
    
396.12853Every good boy . . . --> facePOWDML::SATOWFri Jun 07 1991 20:218
In case you don't understand the connection, 



"Every good by deserves fudge" is 
a mnemonic for the five notes on the five lines of the treble clef in musical 
notation.  "Face" is a mnemonic for the spaces.    

396.12854boy, fudge --> face --> go wash upCSSE32::RANDALLBonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSSFri Jun 07 1991 20:345
    re: .12852
    
    I'd have said "every good boy deserves flavor"...
    
    --b
396.12855go wash up -> down and dirtyMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Jun 07 1991 21:402
    
    if wash is up,... 
396.12856down and dirty --> 7 card studPOBOX::VANTILBURGYou Belong In The Zoo!!Sat Jun 08 1991 00:421
    
396.128577 card stud -> one eyed jacks & bedpost queen wildLEZAH::BOBBITTpools of quiet fireSat Jun 08 1991 00:441
    
396.12858one eyed jacks & bedpost queen wild --> serious s & mCSSE32::RANDALLBonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSSSat Jun 08 1991 01:161
    
396.12859serious s & m -> unrepentant gambolerNECSC::BIELSKISat Jun 08 1991 03:151
    
396.12860unrepentant gamboler -> dice viceMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Mon Jun 10 1991 22:211
    
396.12861dice vice --> versaVMSMKT::KENAHThe man with a child in his eyes...Mon Jun 10 1991 23:070
396.12862dice vice --> versa --> chopped-up lewd poetryCSSE32::RANDALLBonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSSMon Jun 10 1991 23:491
    
396.12863liverwurstPOWDML::SATOWTue Jun 11 1991 16:559


					      +------------+
					      |		   |
chopped-up lewd poetry --> chopped low-life verse	   +-> liverwurst
		              |         |		   |
			      |		|	           |
			      +---------+-->chopped liver--+
396.12864liverwurst --> rock bottomCSSE32::RANDALLBonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSSTue Jun 11 1991 18:101
    As in, that's the wurst pun I've seen in years.
396.12865rock bottom -> rock lobsterLEZAH::BOBBITTpools of quiet fireTue Jun 11 1991 18:171
    
396.12866rock lobster -> classical codNECSC::BIELSKITue Jun 11 1991 20:231
    
396.12867classical cod --> tuna tenor and bass bassPOWDML::SATOWTue Jun 11 1991 20:311
396.12868tuna tenor and bass bass -> Charlie Tuna and the Sea ChoirSWAM2::HOMEYER_CHNo, but you can see it from hereTue Jun 11 1991 22:091
    
396.12869Charlie Tuna and the Sea Choir --> ChorusPOBOX::VANTILBURGYou Belong In The Zoo!!Tue Jun 11 1991 23:041
    
396.12870Chorus -> LineLEZAH::BOBBITTpools of quiet fireTue Jun 11 1991 23:121
    
396.12871Line --> TigerSIEVAX::LAWMathew Law, SIE (Reading, UK)Tue Jun 11 1991 23:350
396.12872Line -> Tiger -> stripesSWAM2::HOMEYER_CHNo, but you can see it from hereWed Jun 12 1991 00:471
    
396.12873stripes -> priestsLEZAH::BOBBITTpools of quiet fireWed Jun 12 1991 02:002
    anagram
    
396.12874Priests --> Going to churchPOBOX::VANTILBURGYou Belong In The Zoo!!Wed Jun 12 1991 17:211
    
396.12875going to church -> get me to the church on timeLEZAH::BOBBITTpools of quiet fireWed Jun 12 1991 17:561
    
396.12876get me to the church on time >- late to his own funeralRICKS::PHIPPSVendor neutral application environment compliant with internatioWed Jun 12 1991 21:110
396.12877late to his own funeral --> start without meCSSE32::RANDALLBonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSSWed Jun 12 1991 22:401
    
396.12878start without me --> Waiting at the alterPOBOX::VANTILBURGYou Belong In The Zoo!!Wed Jun 12 1991 23:291
    
396.12879Waiting at the alter --> changed his mindCSSE32::RANDALLBonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSSWed Jun 12 1991 23:331
    
396.12880changed his mind -> change the oil, filter, lubeODIXIE::LAMBKERick Lambke @FLA dtn 392-2220Wed Jun 12 1991 23:531
    
396.12881interchangeable partsRICKS::PHIPPSVendor neutral application environment compliant with internatioThu Jun 13 1991 02:252
  changed his mind -> change the oil, filter, lube -> interchangeable parts
396.12882interchangeable parts -> six of one, half dozen of anotherSWAM2::HOMEYER_CHNo, but you can see it from hereThu Jun 13 1991 02:441
    
396.12883six of one, half dozen of another --> bacon and eggs for 6CSSE32::RANDALLBonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSSThu Jun 13 1991 18:161
    
396.12884bacon and eggs for 6 -> barnyard brouhahaNECSC::BIELSKIThu Jun 13 1991 18:321
    
396.12885 pigs having a beer blastCSSE32::RANDALLBonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSSThu Jun 13 1991 18:371
    barnyard brouhaha --> brew ha-ha --> pigs having a beer blast
396.12886pigs having a beer blast --> Breaded pork chopsPOBOX::VANTILBURGYou Belong In The Zoo!!Thu Jun 13 1991 19:441
    
396.12887Breaded pork chops --> LITE pork rindsCNTROL::HUBERFile and ForgetThu Jun 13 1991 20:530
396.12888LITE pork rinds -> collard greensMODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Jun 14 1991 18:281
    
396.12889collard greens >- ring around the collardRICKS::PHIPPSVendor neutral application environment compliant with internatioFri Jun 14 1991 21:060
396.12890ring around the collard -> ring around the rose-yNECSC::BIELSKISat Jun 15 1991 01:001
    
396.12891ring around the rose-y --> plagueTERZA::ZANEWhere are the curious?Sat Jun 15 1991 01:400
396.12892plague --> plaqueSTAR::CANTORIM2BZ2PSat Jun 15 1991 03:360
396.12893plaque --> a trophyCNTROL::HUBERFile and ForgetMon Jun 17 1991 16:410
396.12894a trophy --> atrophyPOWDML::SATOWMon Jun 17 1991 16:511
396.12895atrophy - apathetic couch potatoSWAM2::HOMEYER_CHNo, but you can see it from hereMon Jun 17 1991 22:061
    maybe a "apathetic couch potato" is a double negative, thus desirable??
396.12896Apathetic couch potatoe -> A Pathetic PouchODIXIE::LAMBKERick Lambke @FLA dtn 392-2220Mon Jun 17 1991 22:531
    
396.12897A Pathetic Pouch -> a picked pocketNECSC::BIELSKITue Jun 18 1991 00:331
    
396.12898a picked pocket --> a pocketed pickCNTROL::HUBERFile and ForgetTue Jun 18 1991 01:460
396.12899a pocketed pick --> a pain in the buttCSSE32::RANDALLBonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSSTue Jun 18 1991 02:001
    
396.12900a pain in the butt --> a hole in the vatAUSSIE::WHORLOWQuality has no cost:It's priceless!Tue Jun 18 1991 04:021
    
396.12901 a hole in the vat --> drowned in a butt of malmseyCSSE32::RANDALLBonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSSTue Jun 18 1991 19:331
    
396.12902drowned in a butt of malmsey --> affirmativeULYSSE::WADETue Jun 18 1991 20:558
	DROWNED IN A BUTT OF MALMSEY	palindromised to     

	YESMLAM FO TTUB A NI DENWORD	rearranged as

	YES [MLAMFOTTUBANIDEN] WORD	is clearly

	AFFIRMATIVE
396.12903affirmative -> daLEZAH::BOBBITTpools of quiet fireTue Jun 18 1991 23:441
    
396.12904da --> da doo doo do --> StingCSSE32::RANDALLBonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSSWed Jun 19 1991 00:531
    
396.12905Sting -> Robert RedfordSTKAI2::WESTERBACKGnothi seautonWed Jun 19 1991 02:022
    
    
396.12906Robert Redford -> The Princess BrideCHIEFF::HUBERFile and ForgetWed Jun 19 1991 17:142
    Robert Redford -> Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid -> Goldman ->
           The Princess Bride
396.12907The Princess Bride -> Stop saying that!GENSIS::LAVEYNot as sane as everybody thinks....Wed Jun 19 1991 17:570
396.12908Stop saying that! --> no, no, a thousand times no!CSSE32::RANDALLBonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSSWed Jun 19 1991 18:061
    
396.12909undefined binary factorialPOWDML::SATOWWed Jun 19 1991 18:191
no, no, a thousand times no! --> 001000x0! --> undefined binary factorial
396.12910undefined binary factorial -> uni-dentified flying objectLEZAH::BOBBITTpools of quiet fireWed Jun 19 1991 19:361
    
396.12911uni-dentified flying object -> bent bit fm fragmented disk fileNECSC::BIELSKIThu Jun 20 1991 02:461
    
396.12912bent bit fm fragmented disk file -> disjointed dataSWAM2::HOMEYER_CHNo, but you can see it from hereThu Jun 20 1991 04:281
    
396.12913lysdexiaBIGUN::HOLLOWAYStainless Steel Rats Don't RustThu Jun 20 1991 09:374
    
    
    
    For those that miss the joke, the word is:	dyslexia
396.12914lysdexia --> is there a dog?CSSE32::RANDALLBonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSSThu Jun 20 1991 19:291
    
396.12915is there a dog? -> Frank(ly), my dear I don't give a mad!MODEL::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Jun 21 1991 00:531
    
396.12916min' yo temper, Miz ScarlettCSSE32::RANDALLBonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSSFri Jun 21 1991 01:011
    
396.12917min you temper, Miz Scarlett -> don't get caught, Col. MustardLEZAH::BOBBITTpools of quiet fireFri Jun 21 1991 20:111
    
396.12918don't get caught, Col. Mustard--> please pass the Grey PouponCSSE32::RANDALLBonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSSFri Jun 21 1991 20:161
    
396.12919Grey Poupon -> 2 Rolls on Worth AvenueODIXIE::LAMBKERick Lambke @FLA dtn 392-2220Fri Jun 21 1991 21:001
    
396.129202 Rolls on Worth Avenue -> 2 Hotels on BoardwalkSWAM2::HOMEYER_CHNo, but you can see it from hereFri Jun 21 1991 21:361
    
396.12921 2 Hotels on Boardwalk --> under the boardwalkCSSE32::RANDALLBonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSSFri Jun 21 1991 23:241
    
396.12922under the boardwalk --> down by the seaSOFBAS::TRINWARDCareful Don't Step in DECrapSat Jun 22 1991 00:000
396.12923down by the sea --> down to the sea in shipsSMURF::CALIPH::binderSimplicitas gratia simplicitatisSat Jun 22 1991 00:260
396.12924women, wine, and songCSSE32::RANDALLBonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSSSat Jun 22 1991 01:115
    down to the sea in ships --> down to the she in sips --+
                                                           |
    +------------------------------------------------------+
    |
    +--> women, wine, and song
396.12925women, wine, and song -> let the party begin!!!SWAM2::HOMEYER_CHNo, but you can see it from hereSat Jun 22 1991 01:271
    
396.12926let the party begin --> don't forget the batteries!SOFBAS::TRINWARDCareful Don't Step in DECrapSat Jun 22 1991 01:560
396.12927don't forget the batteries! --> batteries not includedSMURF::SMURF::BINDERSimplicitas gratia simplicitatisSat Jun 22 1991 22:340
396.12928batteries not included => some assembly necessaryMARVIN::KNOWLESDotting jots and crossing tittlesMon Jun 24 1991 17:401
    
396.12929some assembly necessary --> RTFMCSSE32::RANDALLBonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSSMon Jun 24 1991 18:361
    
396.12930RTFM -> IMNSHO it was FMODIXIE::LAMBKERick Lambke @FLA dtn 392-2220Mon Jun 24 1991 19:461
    
396.12931FM -> no static at allLEZAH::BOBBITTpools of quiet fireMon Jun 24 1991 22:181
    
396.12932no static at all --> moving right alongSMURF::CALIPH::binderSimplicitas gratia simplicitatisTue Jun 25 1991 01:050
396.12933moving right along=>didja hear the one...SOFBAS::TRINWARDTue Jun 25 1991 01:072
    
    
396.12934didja hear the one... -> rhetorical I presumeSWAM2::HOMEYER_CHNo, but you can see it from hereTue Jun 25 1991 02:491
    
396.12935rhetorical I presume --> Dr Livingstone...SMURF::CALIPH::binderSimplicitas gratia simplicitatisTue Jun 25 1991 17:550
396.12936Dr. Livingstone ... --> Mr. JiveGENSIS::LAVEYNot as sane as everybody thinks....Tue Jun 25 1991 18:053
Dr. Livingstone --> Dr. Jeckyl and Mr. Hyde --> Dr. Heckle and...

396.12937Mr. Jive --> Mr BojanglesSMURF::CALIPH::binderSimplicitas gratia simplicitatisTue Jun 25 1991 18:110
396.12938Mr. Bojanles --> DancesPOBOX::VANTILBURGYou Belong In The Zoo!!Tue Jun 25 1991 18:341
    
396.12939Dances --> with WolvesSOFBAS::TRINWARDTue Jun 25 1991 19:122
    
    
396.12940Dances -> with Wolves -> back to natureSWAM2::HOMEYER_CHNo, but you can see it from hereTue Jun 25 1991 22:031
    
396.12941back to nature -> au naturelSOFBAS::TRINWARDTue Jun 25 1991 22:041
    
396.12942au naturel -> ADABASE NATURALODIXIE::LAMBKERick Lambke @FLA dtn 392-2220Tue Jun 25 1991 22:201
    
396.12943ADABASE NATURAL -> base -> compoundHLFS00::STEENWINKELFM2Wed Jun 26 1991 12:031
    
396.12944compound -> fractureSOFBAS::TRINWARDWatusis with WombatsWed Jun 26 1991 18:511
    
396.12945fracture --> Fractured Fairy TalesCSSE32::RANDALLBonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSSWed Jun 26 1991 19:074
    Used to be my favorite show when I was a kid, but my mother made
    me turn it off if she caught me watching it.
    
    --bonnie
396.12946Fractured Fairy Tales --> going WaybackSMURF::SMURF::BINDERSimplicitas gratia simplicitatisWed Jun 26 1991 19:411
    There's a double entendre in this...
396.12947going Wayback -> Aesop & SonSOFBAS::TRINWARDI think I think I might be...Wed Jun 26 1991 20:051
    
396.12948Aesop & Son -> fabled familyNECSC::BIELSKIWed Jun 26 1991 23:331
    
396.12949fabled family -> The CleaversSOFBAS::TRINWARDAnybodyWannaHireAGoodWordsmith?Thu Jun 27 1991 00:431
    
396.12950The Cleavers --> The MunstersPOBOX::VANTILBURGYou Belong In The Zoo!!Thu Jun 27 1991 01:011
    
396.12951The Munsters -> the Addams FamilySOFBAS::TRINWARDAnybodyWannaHireAGoodWordsmith?Thu Jun 27 1991 01:041
    
396.12952The Adams Family -> Family AffairsKAOA12::YUENAdvanced Flukeware designThu Jun 27 1991 01:180
396.12953Family Affairs -> The CarpentersSOFBAS::TRINWARDAnybodyWannaHireAGoodWordsmith?Thu Jun 27 1991 01:211
    
396.12954The Carpenters --> carpenter antsCSSE32::RANDALLBonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSSThu Jun 27 1991 01:281
    
396.12955carpenter ants -> losing my foundationSOFBAS::TRINWARDAnybodyWannaHireAGoodWordsmith?Thu Jun 27 1991 01:341
    
396.12956losing my foundation --> runny makeupCSSE32::RANDALLBonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSSThu Jun 27 1991 01:571
    
396.12957runny makeup -> droopy clownSWAM2::HOMEYER_CHNo, but you can see it from hereThu Jun 27 1991 02:051
    
396.12958droopy clown => little bitty tearMARVIN::KNOWLESDotting jots and crossing tittlesThu Jun 27 1991 16:511
    Oh dear - what's my excuse for remembering _that_?
396.12959little bitty tear --> tracks of my tearsCSSE32::RANDALLBonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSSThu Jun 27 1991 17:386
    A little bitty tear let me down
    Spoiled my act as a clown
    I had it made up not to make a frown,
    but a little bitty tear let me down.
    
    Oh, dear, now I'll be singing it all day...
396.12960tracks of my tears -> shop aroundSOFBAS::TRINWARDAnybodyWannaHireAGoodWordsmith?Thu Jun 27 1991 18:251
    this one's back in my head now...
396.12961shop around --> shop till you dropCSSE32::RANDALLBonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSSThu Jun 27 1991 19:331
    
396.12962shop till you drop -> drop by any timeSOFBAS::TRINWARDWordsmith For Hire: (508) 870-0340Thu Jun 27 1991 19:431
    
396.12963Drop by any time --> Dishes in the SinkPOBOX::VANTILBURGYou Belong In The Zoo!!Thu Jun 27 1991 19:571
    
396.12964Dishes in the Sink -> fodder's in the shockLEZAH::BOBBITTsailing around my soulThu Jun 27 1991 20:091
    
396.12965dishes in the sink -> ring around the tubSOFBAS::TRINWARDWordsmith For Hire: (508) 870-0340Thu Jun 27 1991 20:281
    
396.12966ring around the tub --> doorbellSMURF::CALIPH::binderSimplicitas gratia simplicitatisThu Jun 27 1991 20:510
396.12967shocked Avon ladyCSSE32::RANDALLBonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSSThu Jun 27 1991 20:582
    dishes in the sink + ring around the tub + doorbell + fodder's in
    the shock -> Father in the sack, naked  --> shocked Avon lady.
396.12968shocked Avon lady -> batteries shorted out SWAM2::HOMEYER_CHNo, but you can see it from hereThu Jun 27 1991 22:341
    
396.12969batteries shorted out -> not-so-good vibrationsSOFBAS::TRINWARDWordsmith For Hire: (508) 870-0340Thu Jun 27 1991 22:531
    
396.12970not-so-good vibrations -> OddballSTKAI2::WESTERBACKRock'n'roll will never dieFri Jun 28 1991 02:401
    
396.12971oddball -> furrballLEZAH::BOBBITTsailing around my soulFri Jun 28 1991 03:541
    
396.12972furrball --> fuzzball --> "Laugh it up..."GENSIS::LAVEYNot as sane as everybody thinks....Fri Jun 28 1991 18:141
(Movie ref...)
396.12973Laugh it up --> chuck it upCSSE32::RANDALLBonnie Randall Schutzman, CSSE/DSSFri Jun 28 1991 21:011
    
396.12974chuck it up -> to expectorantCHIEFF::HUBERFile and ForgetFri Jun 28 1991 21:040
396.12975expectorant -> Chalk to up to experienceODIXIE::LAMBKERick Lambke @FLA dtn 392-2220Fri Jun 28 1991 21:411
chuck it up -> to expectorant
396.12976Chalk it up to experience -> Experientia docetSOFBAS::TRINWARDWordsmith for Hire:(508) 870-0340Fri Jun 28 1991 21:571
    A little "Latin muzak"?
396.12977Experientia docet --> Play the fool.SMURF::SMURF::BINDERSimplicitas gratia simplicitatisSun Jun 30 1991 07:183
    "Experience keepeth a dear school, but a fool will learn at no other.
    
    				- Benjamin Franklin
396.12978Play the fool -> Idiot's delightSANCHO::MERRICKTwilight ZonieSun Jun 30 1991 18:521
    
396.12979Idiot's delight --> Chicken DelightSTAR::CANTORIM2BZ2PSun Jun 30 1991 19:260
396.12980Chicken Delight -> Tasty ChickGNUVAX::BOBBITTsailing around my soulMon Jul 01 1991 18:182
    I kid you not, this is the name of a restaurant in Vernon, Connecticut
    
396.12981Tasty Chick -> No Fat ChicksODIXIE::LAMBKERick Lambke @FLA dtn 392-2220Mon Jul 01 1991 23:271
    
396.12982No Fat Chicks -> No Flat ChicksSWAM2::HOMEYER_CHNo, but you can see it from hereTue Jul 02 1991 03:111
    
396.12984no flat chicks -> icky chickie and yucky ducky partyLEZAH::BOBBITTthe colors and shapes of kindnessTue Jul 02 1991 22:328
    a friend of mine had an easter party this year, with egg-decorating,
    and all the typical gross easter candy that we all actually probably
    ATE at one point or another, fluffy bunnies, spongy sugar birds, etc...
    
    and she called it the....
    
    -Jody
    
396.12985icky chickie and yucky ducky party -> foul fowl partySWAM2::HOMEYER_CHNo, but you can see it from hereWed Jul 03 1991 01:261
    
396.12986foul fowl party --> Chicken Man's birthdaySTAR::CANTORIM2BZ2PThu Jul 04 1991 07:220
396.12987Chicken Man's Birthday --> Alcatraz YahooAYOV27::ISMITHOff to Severance CityThu Jul 04 1991 12:331
    
396.12988Alcatraz Yahoo --> Kalamazoo kazooSMURF::SMURF::BINDERSimplicitas gratia simplicitatisSat Jul 06 1991 02:301
    
396.12989didgeridooBIGUN::HOLLOWAYStainless Steel Rats Don't RustMon Jul 08 1991 09:051
    
396.12990didgeridoo --> doggie doo-dooPOWDML::SATOWMon Jul 08 1991 20:581
396.12991doggie doo doo -> vodeo do doGNUVAX::BOBBITTthe colors and shapes of kindnessMon Jul 08 1991 21:441
    
396.12992vodeo do do -> video overdueNECSC::BIELSKIStan B. 237-7476Tue Jul 09 1991 02:421
    
396.12993video uverdue --> entertainment rent penitentiaryAYOV27::ISMITHOff to Severance CityTue Jul 09 1991 12:311
    
396.12994entertainment rent penitentiary -> Jailhou$e RockNECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Wed Jul 10 1991 21:511
    
396.12995Rock --> RollVMSMKT::KENAHThe man with a child in his eyes...Thu Jul 11 1991 02:230
396.12996Roll --> BreadVMSMKT::KENAHThe man with a child in his eyes...Thu Jul 11 1991 02:230
396.12997Bread --> BoxVMSMKT::KENAHThe man with a child in his eyes...Thu Jul 11 1991 02:240
396.12998jellyfishBIGUN::HOLLOWAYStainless Steel Rats Don't RustThu Jul 11 1991 10:391
    
396.12999Jellyfish --> Prestwick ShoreAYOV27::ISMITHOff to Severance CityThu Jul 11 1991 17:403
    They go together like two things that go together.
    
    Ian.
396.13000Prestwick Shore --> 'nuffTERZA::ZANEWhere are the curious?Thu Jul 11 1991 19:170
396.13001'nuff --> SaidPOBOX::VANTILBURGYou Belong In The Zoo!!Thu Jul 11 1991 23:221
    
396.13002Said --> StarboardSTAR::CANTORIM2BZ2PFri Jul 12 1991 02:301
Said --> Port Said --> Port --> Starboard
396.13003Board --> WoodenVMSMKT::KENAHThe man with a child in his eyes...Fri Jul 12 1991 02:340
396.13004Wooden --> BoxVMSMKT::KENAHThe man with a child in his eyes...Fri Jul 12 1991 02:353
    
    
    				   %^}
396.13005Box --> LunchSTAR::CANTORIM2BZ2PFri Jul 12 1991 02:420
396.13006Lunch --> cribAUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Fri Jul 12 1991 10:141
    
396.13007crib -> pig out!NECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Fri Jul 12 1991 18:281
    
396.13008pig out! -> makin' baconLEZAH::BOBBITTthe yayness principleFri Jul 12 1991 19:051
    
396.13009makin' bacon --> beacon in the nightPOWDML::COHEN_RFri Jul 12 1991 19:381
    
396.13010beacon in the night --> lighthouseTERZA::ZANEWhere are the curious?Fri Jul 12 1991 23:020
396.13011lighthouse --> House of the Rising SunPOWDML::SATOWFri Jul 12 1991 23:461
396.13012House of the Rising Sun -> brodacious bungalowNECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Sat Jul 13 1991 02:121
    
396.13013StoryvilleSMURF::SMURF::BINDERSimplicitas gratia simplicitatisSat Jul 13 1991 02:363
    House of the Rising Sun --> brodacious bungalow --> Storyville, the
    section of New Orleans in which the House of the Rising Sun was most
    likely situated.
396.13014Storyville -- > TrumptonAUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Mon Jul 15 1991 05:461
    
396.13015Trumpton --> Camberwick GreenIEDUX::jonMon Jul 15 1991 17:051
British model animation children's TV programmes of the 70's.
396.13016Camberwick Green -> Soylent GreenGNUVAX::BOBBITTdivided sky...the wind blows highMon Jul 15 1991 19:141
    
396.13017Soylent Green --> Grass stainPOWDML::SATOWMon Jul 15 1991 20:071
396.13018Grass stain --> FabSMURF::CALIPH::binderSimplicitas gratia simplicitatisMon Jul 15 1991 20:111
American detergent powder noted for its ability to remove grass stains
396.13019Fab --> groovyTERZA::ZANEWhere are the curious?Tue Jul 16 1991 00:230
396.13020groovy --> manAYOV27::ISMITHOff to Severance CityTue Jul 16 1991 00:541
    
396.13021Man --> WomanPOBOX::VANTILBURGYou Belong In The Zoo!!Tue Jul 16 1991 01:151
    
396.13022Woman --> Jennifer Keyte --> milkbottleBIGUN::HOLLOWAYStainless Steel Rats Don't RustTue Jul 16 1991 06:501
    
396.13023milkbottle --> wishful thinkingAUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Tue Jul 16 1991 09:131
     having Jennifer Keyte put outyour milkbottle ......
396.13024wishful thinking --> If ...MINDER::GRAVESGGeoff Graves,EDU(UK); DTN 851 2637Tue Jul 16 1991 13:541
    
396.13025If... --> is for childrenTERZA::ZANEWhere are the curious?Tue Jul 16 1991 19:220
396.13026is for children --> seeing, not hearingPOWDML::SATOWTue Jul 16 1991 19:310
396.13027not hearing -> not knowning who the heck is Jennifer Keyte?RICKS::PHIPPSVendor neutral application environment compliant with internatioTue Jul 16 1991 21:100
396.13028 not knowning who the heck is Jennifer Keyte? -->lfeAUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Wed Jul 17 1991 04:434
    G'day,
    Jennifer Keyte is a rather attractive brunette late night newsreader in
    Sydney, Australia......
    derek
396.13029lfe --> missing something in lifeAUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Wed Jul 17 1991 04:451
    
396.13030missing something in life --> action/adventureDPDMAI::POGARROBIN HOOD - 10++++Wed Jul 17 1991 04:521
    
396.13031action/adventure --> Robin Hood, Prince of ThievesDPDMAI::POGARROBIN HOOD - 10++++Wed Jul 17 1991 04:552
    Seen it 11 times!  Must be something missing.
    
396.13032Prince of Thieves --> (Paul Keating) --> TreasurerBIGUN::HOLLOWAYStainless Steel Rats Don't RustWed Jul 17 1991 06:577
    
    
    As mentioned earlier, J. Keyte is a cute newsreader on a warped Aussie
    late night show who was admitted to hospital sometime ago to get a
    milkbottle... (I leave the rest to your imagination - but suffice it to
    say the tub of warm jelly and the hamster stuffed inside the accordian
    didn't make it into the news)
396.13033Treasurer --> Bookery CookAYOV27::ISMITHOff to Severance CityWed Jul 17 1991 12:401
    
396.13034Bookery Cook -> Reader's inDigestionNECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Wed Jul 17 1991 17:501
    
396.13035Reader's inDigestion --> sick of slickSMURF::SMURF::BINDERSimplicitas gratia simplicitatisWed Jul 17 1991 17:541
    
396.13036sick of slick -> sublime slimeGNUVAX::BOBBITTdivided sky...the wind blows highWed Jul 17 1991 18:171
    
396.13037sublime slime --> snake oilSMURF::SMURF::BINDERSimplicitas gratia simplicitatisWed Jul 17 1991 18:321
    
396.13038Oil --> CanVMSMKT::KENAHThe man with a child in his eyes...Wed Jul 17 1991 19:080
396.13039Can --> BoxVMSMKT::KENAHThe man with a child in his eyes...Wed Jul 17 1991 19:090
396.13040BOX --> earsTERZA::ZANEWhere are the curious?Wed Jul 17 1991 19:240
396.13041ears ---> lookin' atchaDPDMAI::POGARROBIN HOOD - 10++++Thu Jul 18 1991 08:361
    
396.13042lookin' atcha --> gesundheit!POWDML::COHEN_RThu Jul 18 1991 19:291
    
396.13043sneezesBIGUN::HOLLOWAYStainless Steel Rats Don't RustFri Jul 19 1991 10:551
    
396.13044sneezes --> shinzesAYOV27::ISMITHOff to Severance CityFri Jul 19 1991 12:281
    
396.13045shinzes --> padsIEDUX::jonThere's no place like 45866.Fri Jul 19 1991 17:030
396.13046pads -> false frontCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Jul 19 1991 17:591
    
396.13047false front --> facadePOWDML::SATOWFri Jul 19 1991 18:010
396.13048LEZAH::BOBBITTdivided sky...the wind blows highFri Jul 19 1991 18:461
    
396.13049veneer --> dermisTERZA::ZANEWhere are the curious?Fri Jul 19 1991 19:090
396.13050dermis --> doormousePOWDML::COHEN_RFri Jul 19 1991 19:352
    
    
396.13051doormouse >- window dressingRICKS::PHIPPSVendor neutral application environment compliant with internatioFri Jul 19 1991 20:150
396.13052window dressing => Peeping TomMARVIN::KNOWLESDotting jots and crossing tittlesFri Jul 19 1991 20:211
    
396.13053Peeping Tom --> Uncle TomSMURF::CALIPH::binderSimplicitas gratia simplicitatisFri Jul 19 1991 20:481
No reason, just free association.
396.13054Uncle Tom -> Uncle SamCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Jul 19 1991 21:401
    
396.13055Uncle Sam --> Cry "uncle"POWDML::COHEN_RFri Jul 19 1991 21:481
    
396.13056Cry "uncle" -> UN-cola....fooled ya'NECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Fri Jul 19 1991 23:091
    
396.13057Un-cola -> AfroPopCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Sat Jul 20 1991 06:204
    One flavor of the UN-cola
                       |
                       v
                    United Nations 
396.13058AfroPop --> BeBopSMURF::SMURF::BINDERSimplicitas gratia simplicitatisSat Jul 20 1991 19:041
    
396.13059Be Bop --> DeluxeAYOV27::ISMITHOff to Severance CitySat Jul 20 1991 23:201
    
396.13060DEluxe --> DesotoSMURF::SMURF::BINDERSimplicitas gratia simplicitatisSun Jul 21 1991 16:461
    Deluxe --> Delightful --> Delovely --> '50s car commercial jingle
396.13061AmericanaBIGUN::HOLLOWAYStainless Steel Rats Don't RustMon Jul 22 1991 10:401
    
396.13062Americana -> EuropaIEDUX::jonMon Jul 22 1991 15:340
396.13063Europa -> spaghetti WesternDATABS::LASHERWorking...Mon Jul 22 1991 16:061
    
396.13064spaghetti Western -> TampopoGNUVAX::BOBBITTdivided sky...the wind blows highMon Jul 22 1991 17:471
    
396.13065Tampopo --> Robert MitchumSMURF::SMURF::BINDERSimplicitas gratia simplicitatisMon Jul 22 1991 17:546
    Oh god, I just dissolved in laughter at the reminder of Tampopo.  I
    can't help it, the male lead in Tampopo was played by a guy who's a
    dead ringer for Robert Mitchum - same square jaw, same squint,
    everything.
    
    -d
396.13066Mitchum --> no sweatVMSMKT::KENAHThe man with a child in his eyes...Mon Jul 22 1991 18:290
396.13067No sweat --> chill outOAXCEL::KAUFMANNBo | 223-6954 | PKO3-1/B11Mon Jul 22 1991 22:331
    
396.13068chill out --> love inPOWDML::COHEN_RMon Jul 22 1991 22:421
    
396.13069love in --> laugh-inTERZA::ZANEWhere are the curious?Tue Jul 23 1991 00:540
396.13070laugh-in -> be in ( as in the 60's )CPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Jul 23 1991 02:121
    
396.13071trippin'BIGUN::HOLLOWAYStainless Steel Rats Don't RustTue Jul 23 1991 10:161
    
396.13072trippin' -> fallin' overIEDUX::jonAs much imagination as a caravan siteTue Jul 23 1991 17:490
396.13073fallin' over -> rollin' alongNECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Tue Jul 23 1991 19:391
    
396.13074rollin' along -> forgin' aheadCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Jul 23 1991 20:131
    
396.13075forgin' ahead --> the village smithyPOWDML::COHEN_RTue Jul 23 1991 20:491
    
396.13076the village smithy >- under the spreading...RICKS::PHIPPSVendor neutral application environment compliant with internatioTue Jul 23 1991 21:330
396.13077under the spreading -> toastLEZAH::BOBBITTdivided sky...the wind blows highWed Jul 24 1991 18:141
    
396.13078toast --> with thine eyesPOWDML::COHEN_RWed Jul 24 1991 18:351
    
396.13079with thine eyes --> the ayes have itPOWDML::SATOWWed Jul 24 1991 18:380
396.13080the ayes have it -> naval superiorityNECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Wed Jul 24 1991 21:541
    
396.13081naval superiority -> pushing your 'waist' aroundCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Jul 24 1991 22:191
    
396.13082pushing your 'waist' around -> waste not, want notIEDUX::jonThu Jul 25 1991 17:240
396.13083waste not, want not -> sailor's mottoCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Jul 25 1991 17:511
    
396.13084sailor's motto -> sailor's tattooIEDUX::jonThu Jul 25 1991 17:570
396.13085sailor's tattoo --> Boss! Boss! Da plane! Da plane!SMURF::SMURF::BINDERSimplicitas gratia simplicitatisThu Jul 25 1991 18:354
    Tattoo: character in Fantasy Island TV series, mentioned this morning
    in another notesfile.
    
    -d
396.13086Da plane! --> Plain vanillaPOWDML::COHEN_RThu Jul 25 1991 19:143
    
    
    	
396.13087plain vanilla -> french vanilla with a swirlGNUVAX::BOBBITTdivided sky...the wind blows highThu Jul 25 1991 20:421
    
396.13088french vanilla with a swirl --> ice cream coneTERZA::ZANEWhere are the curious?Thu Jul 25 1991 21:470
396.13089ice cream cone --> Screaming coneheadPOWDML::SATOWThu Jul 25 1991 22:340
396.13090Screaming conehead --> painfulBIGUN::HOLLOWAYStainless Steel Rats Don't RustFri Jul 26 1991 10:111
    
396.13091painful -> paid in fullCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Sat Jul 27 1991 01:411
    
396.13092freeholdBIGUN::HOLLOWAYStainless Steel Rats Don't RustMon Jul 29 1991 10:541
    
396.13093freehold --> leaseholdMINDER::GRAVESGGeoff Graves,EDU(UK); DTN 851 2637Mon Jul 29 1991 17:591
    
396.13094freehold --> leasehold --> HaroldTERZA::ZANEWhere are the curious?Mon Jul 29 1991 20:000
396.13095Harold --> AngelsPOWDML::SATOWMon Jul 29 1991 20:292
. . . as in "Hark, the Harold Angels sing"

396.13096Angels -> flutterbysGNUVAX::BOBBITTE Tenebris LuxMon Jul 29 1991 21:241
    
396.13097flutterbys -> memories and momentsCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Jul 30 1991 18:081
    
396.13098memories and moments --> reflectionsTERZA::ZANEWhere are the curious?Tue Jul 30 1991 19:500
396.13099reflections -> deflectionsGNUVAX::BOBBITTout of darkness, lightTue Jul 30 1991 19:511
    
396.13100deflections --> immaculate receptionsCHIEFF::HUBERFile and ForgetTue Jul 30 1991 20:440
396.13101immaculate receptions -> wide receiversCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Jul 31 1991 02:0213
    The Dallas Cowboys are one of the National Football League teams.
    In days of yore, there was a quarterback by the name of Roger Staubach
    who in one playoff game threw ( to what wide receiver? ) a pass into
    the end zone. ( or close to it... my memory is fading; it will be
    refreshed by the just started season...! )
    The receiver was in the end zone or stepped into it thus winning the 
    game in the final seconds. 
    
    This desperate 'last-pass' has become known as the "Hail Mary"
    pass in football. 
    jc 
    p.s. memory refresh most welcome
    p.p.s. Other puns optional - your sense of humour may vary.
396.13102wide receivers --> latus rectumSTAR::CANTORIM2BZ2PWed Jul 31 1991 06:246

No dirty thoughts.  For those of you who don't know, the 'latus rectum'
is something straight out of high school plane geometry, and I don't
mean the teacher.

Dave C.
396.13103latus rectum --> Gluteus MaximusAYOV27::ISMITHOff to Severance CityWed Jul 31 1991 12:401
    The Roman Olympic champion, from an Asterix book
396.13104Gluteus Maximus --> Super GluePOWDML::SATOWWed Jul 31 1991 17:380
396.13105Super Glue -> [love , hate] ( pick one )CPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Jul 31 1991 17:481
    
396.13106[love, hate] (pick one) -> commaCHIEFF::HUBERFile and ForgetThu Aug 01 1991 01:439
    
    BTW, by "immaculate reception" I was referring to the catch made by
    Franco Harris of the Pittsburgh Steelers against Oakland? during the
    playoffs sometime in the 70's.  The ball (for those who care) was
    tipped by an Oakland player, and caught by Harris inches from the
    ground.  He scored, and if memory serves, that was one of the years the
    Steelers went on to win the superbowl.
    
    Joe
396.13107comma --> BedfordAYOV27::ISMITHGoing on the 9th of AugustThu Aug 01 1991 19:351
    
396.13108Bedford --> bad Ford --> lemonPOWDML::SATOWThu Aug 01 1991 19:430
396.13109lemon -> Delta BluesCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Aug 01 1991 20:173
    from Blind Lemon Jefferson
    
    re: a few back. Football. Was it Drew Pearson that made the catch?
396.13110Delta Blues --> Delta DawnTERZA::ZANEfor who you areThu Aug 01 1991 20:350
396.13111Delta Dawn -> Tubular SunriseRICKS::PHIPPSVendor neutral application environment compliant with internatioThu Aug 01 1991 22:266
     RE: catch

     No. It was Franco. I think Drew Pearson played for the Dalas Cowboys.
     Franco Haris was a Steeler.

             Mike
396.13112Tubular Sunrise --> Tequila SunriseSMURF::CALIPH::binderSimplicitas gratia simplicitatisThu Aug 01 1991 22:401
The latter being described by the adjective in the former...  :-)
396.13113Tequila Sunrise --> Tequila MockingbirdPOWDML::COHEN_RThu Aug 01 1991 23:132
    
    		... because I have no shame.
396.13114Tequila Mockingbird -> I, said the sparrowGNUVAX::BOBBITTout of darkness, lightFri Aug 02 1991 03:031
    
396.13115"I," said the sparrow --> straight and narrowPOWDML::COHEN_RFri Aug 02 1991 18:171
    
396.13116straight and narrow --> country laneTERZA::ZANEfor who you areFri Aug 02 1991 20:000
396.13117country lane >- Lois LaneRICKS::PHIPPSVendor neutral application environment compliant with internatioFri Aug 02 1991 21:420
396.13118Lois Lane --> Lana LangSTAR::CANTORIM2BZ2PSat Aug 03 1991 02:420
396.13119Lana Lang --> Auld Lang SynePOWDML::COHEN_RMon Aug 05 1991 18:101
    
396.13120Auld Lang Syne --> The Party lineIEDUX::jonAs much imagination as a caravan siteMon Aug 05 1991 18:248
This is from the parody song "Oh My Stalin" which starts off being to the tune 
of Clementine but changes tune to Auld Lang Syne at the end.  The lyric
to that tune is:

The Party line, the Party line,
The Line, Comrades, the Line,
Joe Stalin shot the bloody lot,
For the sake of the Party line.
396.13121party line -> one ringy dingyGNUVAX::BOBBITTout of darkness, lightMon Aug 05 1991 20:291
    
396.13122one ringy dingy --> three men in a boatPOWDML::COHEN_RTue Aug 06 1991 00:442
    
    		Dingy -- homophone -- dinghy, hence ...
396.13123POWDML::SATOWTue Aug 06 1991 00:593
three men in a boat ---> butcher, baker, candlestick maker

    
396.13124Maker --> WormVMSMKT::KENAHThe man with a child in his eyes...Tue Aug 06 1991 19:300
396.13125Worm --> BoreTERZA::ZANEfor who you areTue Aug 06 1991 21:010
396.13126Bore --> SquareVMSMKT::KENAHThe man with a child in his eyes...Wed Aug 07 1991 02:350
396.13127Square --> BoxVMSMKT::KENAHThe man with a child in his eyes...Wed Aug 07 1991 02:363
    I hadda do it -- it's a challenge!
    
    					{^% andrew %^}
396.13128box --> Curse of the BambinoPOWDML::SATOWWed Aug 07 1991 03:1020
Box -------------------------------------> Bosox-----------------------------+
	(playing the license plate game)      (which is an abbreviation for) |
									     |
								             |
							                     |
			  Curse of the Bambino <---- Boston Red Sox <--------+


Hit <Return> if you need an explanation.


For those of you not in the greater Maynard area, the Boston Red Sox are a 
baseball team who has not won a "World Series" (the championship of American 
Baseball) since 1918, the year that they traded away "Babe" Ruth, (aka the 
Bambino) who later became one of the most famous baseball players.  Since 
1918, the Red Sox have been come close to winning the World Series, but have 
lost in some unusual, heartbreaking, and sometimes bizarre ways, most recently 
in 1986.  The repetitive losses are attributed to "The Curse of the Bambino"

Clay
396.13129Curse of the Bambino -> Cloth or Disposable ?CPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Aug 09 1991 21:414
 In Italian, 'bambino' means baby.
    The curse of the baby is the seemingly endless diaper change.
       The latest question for ecologists to ponder is 'cloth or disposables?'
    jc
396.13130Cloth or Disposable ? -> phew! a close callNECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Sat Aug 10 1991 02:161
    
396.13131Call --> BoxVMSMKT::KENAHThe man with a child in his eyes...Mon Aug 12 1991 21:231
    Telephone booth in this country...
396.13132Box --> seatSMURF::CALIPH::binderSimplicitas gratia simplicitatisMon Aug 12 1991 21:460
396.13133seat --> cushionPOBOX::VANTILBURGYou Belong In The Zoo!!Tue Aug 13 1991 00:291
    
396.13134cushion --> blowCNTROL::HUBERFile and ForgetTue Aug 13 1991 20:320
396.13135blow -> Bubble CPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Aug 14 1991 01:243
    blow + s Against the Empire... -> Jefferson Airplane -> Starship -> 
      \
       -> soap -> 
396.13136blow --> waveAUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Fri Aug 16 1991 09:091
    
396.13137wave --> sine --> signTERZA::ZANEfor who you areFri Aug 16 1991 19:270
396.13138sign --> scionPOWDML::COHEN_RFri Aug 16 1991 19:311
    
396.13139scion -> sighin'NECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Sat Aug 17 1991 02:271
    
396.13140sighin' --> feelin' blue --> cyanAUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Mon Aug 19 1991 11:051
    
396.13141cyan ->> ...ideSMURF::SMURF::BINDERSine tituloMon Aug 19 1991 19:071
    
396.13142...ide --> loadHEAVY::LAWMathew Law, SIE (Reading, UK)Mon Aug 19 1991 21:280
396.13143load -> storeCNTROL::HUBERFile and ForgetWed Aug 21 1991 17:020
396.13144store >- Mom & PopRICKS::PHIPPSWed Aug 21 1991 19:370
396.13145Mom & Pop --> Snap & CracklePOWDML::SATOWWed Aug 21 1991 21:220
396.13146Snap & Crackle -> peaches and creamNECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Fri Aug 23 1991 01:501
    
396.13147peaches and cream --> apricot yogurtAUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Fri Aug 23 1991 04:011
    
396.13148apricot yogurt --> gag me with a spoonSMURF::SMURF::BINDERSine tituloFri Aug 23 1991 06:181
    
396.13149gag me with a spoon --> Spoon River AnthologyPOWDML::COHEN_RFri Aug 23 1991 18:361
    
396.13150Spoon River Anthology --> Moon RiverCARTUN::NOONANHot CoffeeMon Aug 26 1991 18:491
    
396.13151Moon River --> >chomp<SMURF::CALIPH::binderSine tituloMon Aug 26 1991 20:284
On Andy Williams' old TV show, it was a fairly regular occurrence that
AW would break into Moon River, upon which a vertically challenged
person (was it Billy Barty??) would run out from the wings and bite
him on the leg.
396.13152chomp --> pacmanCASEE::BALLADELLIMicky BalladelliMon Aug 26 1991 21:430
396.13153pacman -> inkyGNUVAX::BOBBITTand cool conversationMon Aug 26 1991 22:041
    
396.13154inky --> blackVMSMKT::KENAHThe man with a child in his eyes...Tue Aug 27 1991 00:090
396.13155black --> boxVMSMKT::KENAHThe man with a child in his eyes...Tue Aug 27 1991 00:103
    I hate it when I have to use two replies...
    
    					{^% andrew %^}
396.13156box --> containerCASEE::BALLADELLIMicky BalladelliTue Aug 27 1991 00:381
see note .10192 :-)
396.13157container --> contain her --> pumpkinTERZA::ZANEfor who you areTue Aug 27 1991 00:430
396.13158pumpkin --> lambkinPOWDML::COHEN_RTue Aug 27 1991 00:471
    
396.13159lambkin --> wolfCARTUN::NOONANHot coffee....Tue Aug 27 1991 18:011
    
396.13160wolf -> your cookiesGNUVAX::BOBBITTand cool conversationTue Aug 27 1991 18:431
    
396.13161cookies --> (in a) BOX!VMSMKT::KENAHThe man with a child in his eyes...Tue Aug 27 1991 20:315
    AHA!!! I finally figured out your collective personal names!
    
    This is the first time I've seen 'em in the proper order...
    
    					andrew
396.13162in a BOX! --> to goTERZA::ZANEfor who you areTue Aug 27 1991 20:590
396.13163to go -> VAROOOM!GNUVAX::BOBBITTand cool conversationWed Aug 28 1991 09:491
    
396.13164VAROOOM! --> putt puttCARTUN::NOONANHot coffee....Wed Aug 28 1991 20:071
    
396.13165putt putt --> bogeyVMSMKT::KENAHThe man with a child in his eyes...Wed Aug 28 1991 20:173
    Hey, they don't ALL have to revert to BOX, do they?
    
    					andrew
396.13166bogey --> birdieTERZA::ZANEfor who you areWed Aug 28 1991 21:220
396.13167bogey --> birdie --> BacallRICKS::PHIPPSWed Aug 28 1991 21:541
     Bogey's birdie was Lauren Bacall.
396.13168Bacall --> BareturnSTAR::CANTORIM2BZ2PThu Aug 29 1991 06:340
396.13169BaReturn --> BareTurn --> strip showHEAVY::LAWMathew Law, SIE (Reading, UK)Thu Aug 29 1991 15:551
    
396.13170strip show -> peep showGNUVAX::BOBBITTValley WomenThu Aug 29 1991 19:221
    
396.13171peep show --> kinetescopeSMURF::CALIPH::binderSine tituloThu Aug 29 1991 21:130
396.13172kinetescope -> heliotropeGNUVAX::BOBBITTValley WomenThu Aug 29 1991 23:001
    
396.13173heliotrope --> sunflowerVMSMKT::KENAHThe man with a child in his eyes...Fri Aug 30 1991 00:430
396.13174sunflower --> flower powerPOWDML::COHEN_RFri Aug 30 1991 00:471
    
396.13175flower power --> flour powerSTAR::CANTORIM2BZ2PFri Aug 30 1991 08:460
396.13176flour power -> big bangNECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Fri Aug 30 1991 21:372
    flour mills used to explode 
      from the flour dust in the air.
396.13177big bang --> The Black CloudPOWDML::COHEN_RFri Aug 30 1991 21:533
    
    	Fred Hoyle, a major proponent of the "big bang" theory,
    	wrote a classic sci-fi novel called ...
396.13178The Black Cloud -> PigpenCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Aug 30 1991 22:162
    from Peanuts fame...
    
396.13179Pigpen --> my homeCARTUN::NOONANDay 2 of the hug hostage crisisFri Aug 30 1991 23:281
    
396.13180Home --> BOX (Office)VMSMKT::KENAHThe man with a child in his eyes...Sat Aug 31 1991 00:292
    Rathole: Fred Hoyle was a proponent of the steady state theory of the
    universe; he was opposed to the big bang theory.  He was wrong.
396.13181BOX (Office) --> WRESTLE (Home)STAR::CANTORIM2BZ2PSat Aug 31 1991 04:020
396.13182WRESTLE --> nestleSMURF::SMURF::BINDERSine tituloMon Sep 02 1991 03:542
    That's not Nestle-with-an-acute-accent-that-this-Apple-computer-can't-
    make, you know, the chocolate-and-3d-world-baby-formula company
396.13183nestle -> French bird's home CPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Sep 03 1991 20:201
    nestle -> le nest -> 
396.13184french bird's home -> Riviera chicksGNUVAX::BOBBITTon the wings of maybe...Tue Sep 03 1991 20:341
    
396.13185Riviera chicks -> waterfowlHLFS00::STEENWINKELFM2Wed Sep 04 1991 18:291
    
396.13186waterfowl -> water foul -> don't drink the waterIEDUX::jonI'm in an Ealing comedyWed Sep 04 1991 18:330
396.13187don't drink the water --> Please don't eat the daisiesSMURF::CALIPH::binderSine tituloWed Sep 04 1991 18:411
Book title, by Jean Kerr
396.13188KAOFS::S_BROOKWed Sep 04 1991 22:532
    please don't eat the daisies > give me your answer do
    
396.13189give me your answer do -> interrogationIEDUX::jonI'm in an Ealing comedyThu Sep 05 1991 17:300
396.13190interrogation --> ?CASEE::BALLADELLIMicky BalladelliThu Sep 05 1991 17:410
396.13191? --> !GENSIS::LAVEYNot as sane as everybody thinks....Thu Sep 05 1991 18:290
396.13192! -> Eureka! -> ArchimedesHLFS00::STEENWINKELFM2Thu Sep 05 1991 18:391
    
396.13193Archimedes --> Do not disturb...SMURF::CALIPH::binderSine tituloThu Sep 05 1991 20:411
...my circles.
396.13194do not disturb... -> R.I.P.GNUVAX::BOBBITTon the wings of maybe...Thu Sep 05 1991 20:521
    
396.13195R.I.P. --> Pacem in TerrisPOWDML::COHEN_RThu Sep 05 1991 20:561
    
396.13196Pacem in Terris --> Pine BOXVMSMKT::KENAHThe man with a child in his eyes...Fri Sep 06 1991 00:510
396.13197pine BOX --> fruitBIGUN::HOLLOWAYStainless Steel Rats Don't RustFri Sep 06 1991 06:341
    
396.13198fruit --> flySMURF::SMURF::BINDERSine tituloFri Sep 06 1991 07:551
    
396.13199fly --> zipperPOWDML::SATOWFri Sep 06 1991 17:360
396.13200zipper --> ZippySTAR::CANTORIM2BZ2PSat Sep 07 1991 02:460
396.13201Zippy --> (the) PinheadBIGUN::HOLLOWAYStainless Steel Rats Don't RustMon Sep 09 1991 08:591
    
396.13202Pinhead --> Kukla, Fran, and OllieSTAR::CANTORIM2BZ2PMon Sep 09 1991 10:414
Pinhead was a puppet on television in the early 1950s; so were Kukla and
Ollie.

Dave C.
396.13203Kukla Fran & Ollie -> 3 littl funnee wunzLEZAH::BOBBITTon the wings of maybe...Mon Sep 09 1991 18:481
    
396.132043 littl funnee wunz --> 3 little fishiesCNTROL::HUBERFile and ForgetMon Sep 09 1991 21:100
396.13205Winken, Blinken, and NodSMURF::SMURF::BINDERSine tituloMon Sep 09 1991 22:271
    
396.13206Wynken, Blynken, and Nod -> Larry, Curly, and MoeSTAR::CANTORIM2BZ2PTue Sep 10 1991 10:360
396.13207The GoonsBIGUN::HOLLOWAYStainless Steel Rats Don't RustTue Sep 10 1991 11:351
    
396.13208The Goons --> Gooney BirdSMURF::CALIPH::binderSine tituloTue Sep 10 1991 18:286
The Douglas C-3 airplane is affectionately called a Gooney Bird.

The original gooney birds are albatrosses, which infest runways and fly
up into propellers...

-d
396.13209Gooney Bird -> Daffy DuckNECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Wed Sep 11 1991 18:251
    
396.13210Daffy Duck ---> taffy pullPOWDML::COHEN_RWed Sep 11 1991 19:391
    
396.13211taffy pull >- Atlantic CityRICKS::PHIPPSWed Sep 11 1991 21:530
396.13212Atlantic City -> MonopolyGNUVAX::BOBBITTlady of the darknessWed Sep 11 1991 22:111
    
396.13213Monopoly --> $$$CASEE::BALLADELLIMicky BalladelliWed Sep 11 1991 23:490
396.13214$$$ --> Three dollar billPOWDML::SATOWWed Sep 11 1991 23:560
396.13215Three dollar bill --> phoneyPOWDML::COHEN_RThu Sep 12 1991 00:292
    
    	
396.13216HollywoodBIGUN::HOLLOWAYStainless Steel Rats Don't RustThu Sep 12 1991 07:211
    
396.13217Hollywood --> VinePOWDML::SATOWThu Sep 12 1991 17:290
396.13218Vine --> ripenedSMURF::CALIPH::binderAs magnificent as thatFri Sep 13 1991 17:480
396.13219Vine --> ripened >- fruitRICKS::PHIPPSFri Sep 13 1991 21:360
396.13220fruit --> bananaCASEE::BALLADELLIMicky BalladelliSat Sep 14 1991 13:490
396.13221banana -> Monty PythonHLFS00::STEENWINKELFM2Mon Sep 16 1991 13:361
    From their famous 'How to defend yourself ... ' scetch
396.13222Monty Python -> flying circus -> oh he flies through the air...LEZAH::BOBBITTwalking towards paradiseMon Sep 16 1991 20:261
    
396.13223...through the air --> that daring young man with the cute derriereCUPMK::SLOANECommunication is the keyMon Sep 16 1991 20:380
396.13224Ayer!--> posh people talk for 'Oh!'AUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Tue Sep 17 1991 09:201
    that daring young man with the cute derri --> Ayer!
396.13225posh people talk for 'Oh!'-->Pushy people walk for 'pee'STAR::CANTORHave pun, will babble.Wed Sep 18 1991 02:290
396.13226Pushy people walk for 'pee' -> Patient people wait on 'que'CPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Sep 18 1991 20:321
    
396.13227patient people qit on 'que' -> common people simplye "are"GNUVAX::BOBBITTin the year 2525...Thu Sep 19 1991 19:321
    
396.13228common people simplye "are" -> may I use the suffix "-ess"?NECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Fri Sep 20 1991 02:371
    
396.13229may I use the suffix 'ess' -> yes, it suits us to a 'tee'CPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Sep 20 1991 17:540
396.13230POWDML::SATOWFri Sep 20 1991 18:083
yes, it suits us to a 'tee' --> is the suit made of wool from a ewe?


396.13231<is the suit made of wool from a ewe? => O,URA1!>MINDER::GRAVESGGeoff Graves,EDU(UK); DTN 851 2637Fri Sep 20 1991 18:132
    
    
396.13232O, URA1 --> C? UR1,2!VMSMKT::KENAHThe man with a child in his eyes...Fri Sep 20 1991 19:070
396.13233C? UR1, 2! -> OU812!GNUVAX::BOBBITTinvictus maneoFri Sep 20 1991 19:361
    
396.13234OU812! --> NO--I83.STAR::CANTORHave pun, will babble.Sun Sep 22 1991 02:5011
re last few

The current string of phrases tempts me to quote my favorite T-shirt.
Nah, I'd better not give the whole quotation, but for those of you with
imagination, it has a picture of a dragon sitting among a pile of bones,
and picking his teeth, and saying "You'd smile too if you'd just eaten
..."  Two words omitted.

Mr. Moderator, if you think this is offensive, go ahead and delete it.

Dave C.
396.13235I81B4U!DPD20::THRELFALLCan YOU say Mr. Tinkertrain???Wed Sep 25 1991 02:291
    
396.13236I81B4U! --> FUNEMNX?MCIS5::WOOLNERPhotographer is fuzzy, underdeveloped and denseWed Sep 25 1991 19:061
    
396.13237FUNEMNX? -->Green Eggs and HamPOWDML::COHEN_RThu Sep 26 1991 21:143
    
    
    	Rest in peace, Dr. Seuss.
396.13238Green Eggs and Ham --> Sam-I-amTERZA::ZANEfor who you areFri Sep 27 1991 00:050
396.13239Sam-I-am --> I-am-who-am --> YHWHVMSMKT::KENAHThe man with a child in his eyes...Fri Sep 27 1991 18:420
396.13240YHWH --> CryptificationKAOFS::S_BROOKFri Sep 27 1991 22:311
    
396.13241cryptification --> crypticTERZA::ZANEfor who you areFri Sep 27 1991 23:330
396.13242cryptic --> deathlikeTERZA::ZANEfor who you areFri Sep 27 1991 23:340
396.13243deathlike -> rigor mortisLEZAH::BOBBITTtwo strange peas from...Mon Sep 30 1991 20:341
    
396.13244rigor mortis -> feeling blueBIGUN::HOLLOWAYStainless Steel Rats Don't RustTue Oct 01 1991 05:071
    
396.13245feeling blue --> astralTERZA::ZANEfor who you areTue Oct 01 1991 17:120
396.13246travellingBIGUN::HOLLOWAYStainless Steel Rats Don't RustTue Oct 01 1991 19:291
    
396.13247travelling -> "On The Road"CPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Oct 02 1991 08:251
    
396.13248"On The Road" -> AgainCHIEFF::HUBERFile and ForgetWed Oct 02 1991 11:020
396.13249Again --> A lossTERZA::ZANEfor who you areWed Oct 02 1991 13:220
396.13250fatBIGUN::HOLLOWAYStainless Steel Rats Don't RustWed Oct 02 1991 21:361
    
396.13251fat -> of the landGNUVAX::BOBBITTso wired I could broadcast....Thu Oct 03 1991 08:481
    
396.13252of the land => ruralMARVIN::KNOWLESCaveat vendorFri Oct 04 1991 07:331
    
396.13253rural --> free deliveryPOWDML::SATOWFri Oct 04 1991 08:110
396.13254free delivery --> speedy delivery --> Mr. RogersTERZA::ZANEfor who you areFri Oct 04 1991 09:030
396.13255Mr. Rogers -> Roy Rogers -> TriggerGNUVAX::BOBBITTso wired I could broadcast....Fri Oct 04 1991 10:411
    
396.13256Trigger -> Blazing SaddlesCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Mon Oct 07 1991 08:241
    
396.13257Blazing Saddles --> In the hot seatPOWDML::COHEN_RMon Oct 07 1991 10:311
    
396.13258In the hot seat ==> Under the gunTHEGIZ::PITARDPride is a terrible thing to wasteMon Oct 07 1991 11:281
       
396.13259Under the gun -> behind the eight ballCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Mon Oct 07 1991 13:411
    
396.13260behind the eight ball -> a rock and a hard placePOWDML::COHEN_RMon Oct 07 1991 14:181
    
396.13261a rock and a hard place ==> Hard Rock CafeTHEGIZ::PITARDPride is a terrible thing to wasteMon Oct 07 1991 14:211
       
396.13262hard rock cafe -> underground dinerKAOFS::S_BROOKMon Oct 07 1991 14:591
    
396.13263underground diner -> stone soupCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Oct 08 1991 08:141
    
396.13264stone soup -> rock steadyGNUVAX::BOBBITTI shall not want...Tue Oct 08 1991 09:171
    
396.13265KAOFS::S_BROOKTue Oct 08 1991 09:491
		rock steady -> clay feet
396.13266clay feet --> muddy shoesPOWDML::COHEN_RTue Oct 08 1991 15:241
    
396.13267muddy shoes -> cruel shoes CPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Oct 09 1991 07:073
    muddy shoes <- muddy waters :-)
    And if you had muddy shoes,
    would you sing the blues?
396.13268cruel shoes -> The Cruel SeaIEDUX::jonI'm in an Ealing comedyWed Oct 09 1991 10:550
396.13269The Cruel Sea --> needlepoint sampler POWDML::COHEN_RWed Oct 09 1991 16:573
    
    	The Cruel Sea --> homophonically "the crewel 'c'" --> ergo ...
    
396.13270strange passtimesBIGUN::HOLLOWAYStainless Steel Rats Don't RustWed Oct 09 1991 23:091
    
396.13271strange passtimes --- > Epsom SaltsAUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Thu Oct 10 1991 01:481
    from the story of the lad who swallowed a watch....
396.13272Epsom Salts -> old salts ( naval term :-))CPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Mon Oct 14 1991 15:291
    
396.13273naval term :-)) >- Two years before the mastRICKS::PHIPPSMon Oct 14 1991 16:080
396.13274Two years before the mast -> mainstayHLFS00::STEENWINKELFM2Tue Oct 15 1991 07:081
    
396.13275mainstay --> Vacation at Bah HahbahPOWDML::SATOWTue Oct 15 1991 07:520
396.13276vacation at Bah Hahbah -> ayupGNUVAX::BOBBITTValidation out the wazoo!Tue Oct 15 1991 16:091
    
396.13277ayup -> uhuhCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Oct 17 1991 08:361
    
396.13278uhuh --> that's the wayTERZA::ZANEfor who you areThu Oct 17 1991 08:430
396.13279that's the way -> it ought to be...GNUVAX::BOBBITTon the wings of maybeThu Oct 17 1991 10:322
    
    Led Zeppelin tune...
396.13280it ought to be... --> timelessTERZA::ZANEfor who you areThu Oct 17 1991 10:340
396.13281timeless --> watchlessGUESS::DERAMODan D'Eramo, zfc::deramoThu Oct 17 1991 19:440
396.13282watchless --> regardlessAZUR::HALDANETypos to the TradeFri Oct 18 1991 05:532

396.13283regardless -> irregardless?LEZAH::BOBBITTon the wings of maybeFri Oct 18 1991 08:431
    
396.13284irregardless? --> wordless?GUESS::DERAMODan D'Eramo, zfc::deramoFri Oct 18 1991 12:520
396.13285wordless? >- Picture BookRICKS::PHIPPSFri Oct 18 1991 13:010
396.13286Picture Book --> Graphic ContentsTERZA::ZANEfor who you areFri Oct 18 1991 13:370
396.13287Graphic Contents -> 18IEDUX::jonI'm in an Ealing comedyMon Oct 21 1991 07:323
UK film and video rating awarded to material with graphic contents...

Jon
396.1328818 --> 10 --> Bo --> Derek--> Fame at last!AUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Mon Oct 21 1991 17:441
    
396.13289Fame at last! --> 15 Minutes of FameRDVAX::KALIKOWNota Gratia ArguendoMon Oct 21 1991 21:333
    I can't believe I just made my first(?) entry in this godforsaken
    string...  but it's so boorrrrriinnngggg in the file...  I sure wish I
    could think of some other string to harass...  Cheers(?), Dan :-)
396.1329015 Minutes of Fame --> Andy WarholLUGGER::PICKHOVERK W M LTue Oct 22 1991 13:011
    
396.13291Warhol --> RatholeJIT081::DIAMONDOrder temporarily out of personal nameTue Oct 22 1991 23:151
    OK, me too.
396.13292Rathole --> (Walter?) SitholeRDVAX::KALIKOWNota Gratia ArguendoWed Oct 23 1991 06:134
    ... I believe he's a South African political figure (ANC?) ...
    
    ... what am I *doing* here?  Norman, is that *you??*  Was it something
    we said?????  :-)  Dan
396.13293Sithole => Ndabaningi [sp?]MARVIN::KNOWLESCaveat vendorWed Oct 23 1991 06:513
    Maybe there was a Walter too. Anyway, welcome to the Pleasure Drome.
    
    b
396.13294Ndabaningi [sp?] => Who [af, I think]JIT081::DIAMONDOrder temporarily out of personal nameWed Oct 23 1991 07:384
    Re .-2
    Yeah it's me.  I must be really bored, plus your message (that you
    were joining this nonsense for the first time) popped up when I
    opened the conference.
396.13295Who -> Dr.LEZAH::BOBBITTpersistence of visionThu Oct 24 1991 14:301
    
396.13296Dr -> Is there a doctor in the house?IEDUX::jonI'm in an Ealing comedyFri Oct 25 1991 09:060
396.13297Is there a doctor in the house? -> Sick Jokes?CPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Oct 29 1991 14:571
    
396.13298Sick Jokes -> Management PoliciesJIT081::DIAMONDOrder temporarily out of personal nameTue Oct 29 1991 18:470
396.13299Management Policies -> On the Job TrainingCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Oct 30 1991 07:501
    
396.13300On the Job Training => OJT => OJ SimpsonRDVAX::KALIKOWPartially Sage, and Rarely On TimeWed Oct 30 1991 07:591
        ... and an .x00 to boot!!  Thanks, Bonnie; Nyaah, Dan D'E!!
396.13301OJ Simpson -> Bart's breakfastLEZAH::BOBBITTsummer shade and sweetwaterWed Oct 30 1991 12:431
    
396.13302Bart's breakfast >- ButterfingersRICKS::PHIPPSWed Oct 30 1991 16:510
396.13303butterfingers -> GoldfingerHLFS00::STEENWINKELFM2Thu Oct 31 1991 06:541
    
396.13304Goldfinger -> Chicken fingersTROU20::YUENOXYdized MORONThu Oct 31 1991 08:550
396.13305Chicken Fingers -> "not the craw, the CRAW!"LEZAH::BOBBITTsummer shade and sweetwaterThu Oct 31 1991 10:013
    
    I think it's from an old Get Smart episode
    
396.13306not the craw, the CRAW! => Stick in the craw => * in the mudRDVAX::KALIKOWPartially Sage, and Rarely On TimeThu Oct 31 1991 13:462
    Yep, 'twas Get Smart...  (we just dated ourselves...)
    (reruns aside, that is :-)
396.13307* in the mud ==> $ in the bankSTAR::CANTORHave pun, will babble.Thu Oct 31 1991 22:090
396.13308money in the bank -> cat on a hot tin roofGNUVAX::BOBBITTsummer shade and sweetwaterFri Nov 01 1991 08:391
    
396.13309cat on a hot tin roof --> kitten on the keysPOWDML::COHEN_RFri Nov 01 1991 08:581
    
396.13310kitten on the keys --> feline' groovyCNTROL::HUBERFile and ForgetFri Nov 01 1991 11:100
396.13311feline' groovy --> hep catPOWDML::COHEN_RFri Nov 01 1991 11:331
    
396.13312hep cat --> cool chick --> cool, chicSTAR::CANTORHave pun, will babble.Fri Nov 01 1991 17:410
396.13313cool, chic --> a la modePOWDML::COHEN_RMon Nov 04 1991 15:521
    
396.13314a la mode --> "whoops, I meant to INSERT that"JIT081::DIAMONDOrder temporarily out of personal nameMon Nov 04 1991 18:480
396.13315"whoops,I meant to INSERT that" -> make up your mindCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Nov 06 1991 08:581
    
396.13316make up your mind >- IgorRICKS::PHIPPSWed Nov 06 1991 11:260
396.13317Igor --> eagerTERZA::ZANEfor who you areWed Nov 06 1991 11:530
396.13318Igor --> eager --> Eyore and TiggerPOWDML::COHEN_RWed Nov 06 1991 13:301
    
396.13319Eeyore and Tigger --> antitheticalTERZA::ZANEfor who you areWed Nov 06 1991 14:520
396.13320antithetical --> uncle the scratchJIT081::DIAMONDOrder temporarily out of personal nameWed Nov 06 1991 21:470
396.13321uncle the scratch -> mack the knifeGNUVAX::BOBBITTlove is letting go....Thu Nov 07 1991 09:121
    
396.13322mack the knife -> mack in toshKAOFS::S_BROOKThu Nov 07 1991 10:421
    
396.13323mack in tosh -> Peter Tosh ( IRE! )CPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Nov 07 1991 13:091
    
396.13324Peter Tosh -> Peter Peter Pumpkin EaterKAOFS::S_BROOKThu Nov 07 1991 13:350
396.13325Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater -> associated phrase has been censoredJIT081::DIAMONDOrder temporarily out of personal nameFri Nov 08 1991 00:590
396.13326POWDML::SATOWFri Nov 08 1991 07:563
associated phrase has been censored --->  Associated Press has been censored 


396.13327KAOFS::S_BROOKFri Nov 08 1991 09:181
   Associated Press has been censored -> Reuters Rules OK !
396.13328Reuters Rules OK ! -> Roberts Rules Of Order !CPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Nov 08 1991 10:441
    
396.13329KAOFS::S_BROOKFri Nov 08 1991 13:014
	Roberts Rules Of Order ! ->  I'll have ham and eggs .... please!


Why do I keep seeing references to Roberts Rules lately ????
396.13330I'll have ham and eggs ... please --> LFMNXSTAR::CANTORHave pun, will babble.Sun Nov 10 1991 03:010
396.13331LFMNX => LMF (License Management Facility)RDVAX::KALIKOWPartially Sage, and Rarely On TimeSun Nov 10 1991 07:011
    
396.13332LMF --> rarityJIT081::DIAMONDOrder temporarily out of personal nameSun Nov 10 1991 20:141
    LMF = feature which encourages unusual acts of honesty
396.13333rarity --> medium well, a coffeePOWDML::SATOWMon Nov 11 1991 07:470
396.13334medium well, a coffee -> very well, a qualityCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Mon Nov 11 1991 09:101
    
396.13335honesty + quality -> the best policyLEZAH::BOBBITTstealth hugger...Mon Nov 11 1991 12:591
    
396.13336KAOFS::S_BROOKMon Nov 11 1991 14:401
    the best policy -> Eliot Nessy
396.13337Eliot Nessy --> Loch NessyPOWDML::SATOWMon Nov 11 1991 15:050
396.13338Loch Nessy --> Locked MessyJIT081::DIAMONDOrder temporarily out of personal nameMon Nov 11 1991 19:423
    Locked messy = my apartment
    With additional locks added after the theft of 100,000 yen
    from it nine days ago :-(
396.13339locked messy -> neat locks -> cool hairstyleGNUVAX::BOBBITTstealth hugger...Tue Nov 12 1991 10:001
    
396.13340cool hairstyle --> windblownTERZA::ZANEfor who you areTue Nov 12 1991 10:490
396.13341windblown -> sailingHLFS00::STEENWINKELFM2Wed Nov 13 1991 06:521
    
396.13342sailing => shipping forecastMARVIN::KNOWLESCaveat vendorWed Nov 13 1991 07:151
    One for fans of BBC Radio 4.
396.13343KAOFS::S_BROOKWed Nov 13 1991 11:177
		shipping forecast > German Bight > Pigeon language

	(German Bight > German byte > Das computermachine ist nicht
	fer gerfingerpoken und mittengrabben ... Ist easy fur schnappen
	der springverken mit spitzensprken, poppenkorken und blowenfuzen
	... So das dumbkopf sightseeren putten das hands in das pockets
	und vatch das blinken lights!
396.13344Pigeon language --> Pidgin EnglishPOWDML::SATOWWed Nov 13 1991 11:491
Widely used, unencrypted, in the Pacific theater during WWII.
396.13345Pidgin English -> CreoleCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Nov 13 1991 12:191
    
396.13346Creole -> creelMR4DEC::EGRACEStealth HuggerThu Nov 14 1991 11:451
    
396.13347creel --> be realPOWDML::SATOWThu Nov 14 1991 11:540
396.13348be real ---> Virginia ReelPOWDML::COHEN_RThu Nov 14 1991 12:401
    
396.13349Virginia Reel -> Virginia, Reel -> SantaCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Nov 14 1991 15:486
    If the Virginia Reel was recorded on tape and you coundn't decide if
    it was real or memorex then could you say it was ...
    
    
    
    A Reel too real ?  ( er... reel to reel )
396.13350Santa --> escapeJIT081::DIAMONDOrder temporarily out of personal nameThu Nov 14 1991 19:133
    As in "Who comes down a lawyer's chimney at Christmas time?"
    
    Escape clause.
396.13351escape -> PapillonCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Mon Nov 18 1991 12:041
    
396.13352Papillon --> butterfly --> phoenixTERZA::ZANEfor who you areMon Nov 18 1991 12:140
396.13353phoenix -> riverGNUVAX::BOBBITTpools of quiet fireMon Nov 18 1991 12:221
    
396.13354river -> runMR4DEC::EGRACEStealth HuggerMon Nov 18 1991 12:271
    
396.13355river -> run -> riverrun...RDVAX::KALIKOWE-Maily PostMon Nov 18 1991 14:547
    -> some verbose (Irish?) author whose name escapes me
    	-> ee cummings
    		-> ee
    			-> e
    				-> E
    					-> E Grace
    						-> HUGS!!!
396.13356riverrun --> white waterPOWDML::COHEN_RMon Nov 18 1991 15:458
    
    Re: .13355
    
        -> some verbose (Irish?) author whose name escapes me
    
    "riverrun passed eve and adam's ..." is the beginning of Joyce's
    _Finnegan's Wake_.
    
396.13357white water -> White River Junction -> DartmouthRDVAX::KALIKOWE-Maily PostMon Nov 18 1991 16:1914
    ... actually I put in the title just so as not to break the Magic Spell
    of WAF...  kinda like a Chain Letter...
    
    But really now,
    
    THANKS, COHEN_R!!!   Seemztabe my day for page-falutin attitudes.
    
    You saved me from starting up from a sound sleep at 4:07AM
    yelling "JOYCE!!!!!"  My wife woulda wondered who this Joyce
    character is...  Whew.  Little favors we do for one another in Notes.
    And they say that JOYOFLEX is useless.  Thanks for savin' me marriage!
    
    (-: ps - not to cavil :-), but isn't that a supernumerary ' in the title
    as you gave it? :-)
396.13358Dartmouth --> BasicJIT081::DIAMONDOrder temporarily out of personal nameMon Nov 18 1991 19:551
    Would've preferred  "run --> debug"  but it's too late....
396.13359Basic --> Out of the BOX!VMSMKT::KENAHThe man with a child in his eyes...Tue Nov 19 1991 16:380
396.13360Out of the BOX! >- Cat, letRICKS::PHIPPSTue Nov 19 1991 16:544
  <<< Note 396.13359 by VMSMKT::KENAH "The man with a child in his eyes..." >>>

        That wasn't fair. 8^}

396.13361Cat, let --> PigletTERZA::ZANEfor who you areWed Nov 20 1991 10:220
396.13362Piglet -> No, go whole Hog!CPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Nov 20 1991 11:341
    
396.13363No, go whole Hog! -> Harley DavidsonMR4DEC::EGRACENo More Yabuts!Wed Nov 20 1991 12:401
    
396.13364Absalom, AbsalomPOWDML::SATOWWed Nov 20 1991 12:454
Harley Davidson --> Hairy son of David --> Absalom, Absalom

    

396.13365Absalom, Absalom --> As I Lay DyingPOWDML::COHEN_RWed Nov 20 1991 13:172
    
    	 Faulkner, anyone??  (Did my grad work at UVa)
396.13366as I lay dying -> I drank WHAT?LEZAH::BOBBITTpools of quiet fireWed Nov 20 1991 14:031
    
396.13367I drank WHAT? --> I'd rank WHERE?JIT081::DIAMONDOrder temporarily out of personal nameWed Nov 20 1991 21:000
396.13368I'd rank WHERE? -> top 10LEZAH::BOBBITTpools of quiet fireThu Nov 21 1991 08:441
    
396.13369Top 10 --> American BandstandPOWDML::COHEN_RThu Nov 21 1991 12:054
    
    	Re: Bobbitt
    
    	Hope Lake's back is feeling better.
396.13370American Bandstand --> Video Juke BOXVMSMKT::KENAHThe man with a child in his eyes...Fri Nov 22 1991 08:440
396.13371American Bandstand > Dick Clark > Dorian Gray?SUBWAY::BONNELLWhere's the beach !?Fri Nov 22 1991 08:441
    
396.13372SUBWAY::BONNELLWhere's the beach !?Fri Nov 22 1991 08:473
    
    
    		OUCH!
396.13373Dorian Gray --> Grecian FormulaPOWDML::COHEN_RFri Nov 22 1991 15:291
    
396.13374Grecian Formula -> Grecian UrnMR4DEC::EGRACENo More Yabuts!Mon Nov 25 1991 11:061
    
396.13375Grecian Urn -> about a buck an hourMR4DEC::EGRACEthey simply danced me out the doorMon Nov 25 1991 11:091
    
396.13376about a buck an hour --> 2 game wardens, 7 hunters, and a cowCNTROL::HUBERFile and ForgetMon Nov 25 1991 11:230
396.13377cow ==> pure-bred GuernseySSDEVO::EGGERSAnybody can fly with an engine.Mon Nov 25 1991 12:521
    
396.13378pure-bred Guernsey->MCIS5::WOOLNERPhotographer is fuzzy, underdeveloped and denseMon Nov 25 1991 14:153
    Cows were out of season
    And one of the hunters
    Wasn't insured!
396.13379 -> <DEL>HLFS00::STEENWINKELFM2Tue Nov 26 1991 02:571
    Something missing?
396.13380guernsey + <del> -> Farmer in the DellLEZAH::BOBBITTpools of quiet fireTue Nov 26 1991 12:351
    
396.13381Farmer in the Dell --> played centre forward AUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Tue Nov 26 1991 16:001
    
396.13382played centre forward --> front and centerCHIEFF::HUBERFile and ForgetMon Dec 02 1991 11:030
396.13383front & center -> back & bottom -> BlackBottom Pie (yum)RDVAX::KALIKOWPartially Sage, and Rarely On TimeMon Dec 02 1991 11:521
    
396.13384VMSMKT::KENAHAre they made from real Girl Scouts?Mon Dec 02 1991 12:240
396.13385VMSMKT::KENAHAre they made from real Girl Scouts?Mon Dec 02 1991 12:250
396.13386Round PegPOWDML::SATOWMon Dec 02 1991 14:314
396.13387Round Peg --> ate too muchSTAR::CANTORHave pun, will babble.Tue Dec 03 1991 00:530
396.13388ate too much --> seven too fewPOWDML::SATOWTue Dec 03 1991 08:460
396.13389seven too few --> seven eight nineTERZA::ZANEfor who you areTue Dec 03 1991 09:380
396.13390seven eight nine -> 24 -> 42 -> the answerGNUVAX::BOBBITTthe hal-yay-ujah chorusTue Dec 03 1991 09:431
    
396.13391the answer --> ahh, sweet mysteryTERZA::ZANEfor who you areTue Dec 03 1991 10:171
396.13392the answer --> ah, sweet mystery --> Ford PrefectPOWDML::COHEN_RTue Dec 03 1991 15:272
    
    	At least, he is to me.
396.13393Ford Prefect -> Chrysler DefectJIT081::DIAMONDOrder temporarily out of personal nameTue Dec 03 1991 18:490
396.13394Chrysler Defect => Iaccocca CooCooRDVAX::KALIKOWOxymoron du jour:'Reagan's Memoirs'Tue Dec 03 1991 19:181
    
396.13395Iacocca CooCoo --> Chattanooga Choo ChooPOWDML::SATOWWed Dec 04 1991 07:200
396.13396Chattanooga Choo Choo --> Chitty-Chitty Bang-BangTERZA::ZANEfor who you areWed Dec 04 1991 08:430
396.13397chitty-chitty bang-bang -> caractacus pottsLEZAH::BOBBITTthe hal-yay-ujah chorusWed Dec 04 1991 08:541
    
396.13398caractacus potts -> truly scrumptiousMINDER::GRAVESGGeoff Graves,EDU(UK); DTN 851 2637Thu Dec 05 1991 03:141
    
396.13399truly scrumptious -> no thanks, I'm dietingNECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Mon Dec 09 1991 11:261
    
396.13400no thanks, I'm dieting --> no cherry on topTERZA::ZANEfor who you areMon Dec 09 1991 11:340
396.13401no cherry on top --> but whipped cream everywhere else!MR4DEC::EGRACECostumes and makeup and Kliegs oh my!Mon Dec 09 1991 16:091
    
396.13402whipped cream everywhere else => Bashed Maraschino...RDVAX::KALIKOWOxymoron du jour:'Reagan's Memoirs'Mon Dec 09 1991 16:201
                   ... Bashed Maraschino -> Rocky Marciano ...
396.13403Rocky Marciano -> Rocky and BullwinkleGNUVAX::BOBBITTwater, wind and stoneTue Dec 10 1991 14:336
    
    the whipped cream everywhere else quote reminded me of the Herb Alpert
    album "whipped cream and other delights".  I remember the album cover
    quite clearly!
    
    
396.13404Rocky and Bullwinkle -> the wild lifeNECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Mon Dec 16 1991 10:371
    
396.13405the wild life --> *my* lifeMR4DEC::EGRACEDancing Freckles, the TopMon Dec 16 1991 11:581
    
396.13406*my* life --> autobiographyTERZA::ZANEImagine...Mon Dec 16 1991 12:211
396.13407autobiography => Autobiography of Malcolm X => X WindowsRDVAX::KALIKOW(-: Celebraturi Te Salutamus! :-)Mon Dec 16 1991 14:191
      ... now, said he, sitting back bemusedly, THIS oughta be fun! :-) ...
396.13408X windows --> storm front comingGENSIS::LAVEYRandom Kindness GeneratorMon Dec 16 1991 16:512
(Inspired by Dan's comment and the precaution of taping windows to prevent
glass spraying during tornadoes or storms....)
396.13409storm front coming -> todayLEZAH::BOBBITTwater, wind and stoneTue Dec 17 1991 09:581
    
396.13410today --> and all the days of our livesMR4DEC::EGRACECostumes and Makeup and Kliegs oh my!Tue Dec 17 1991 13:041
    
396.13411and all the days of our lives --> and all the Knights, too!TERZA::ZANEImagine...Tue Dec 17 1991 14:370
396.13412and all the Knights, too --> once a knight is enough..AUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Tue Dec 17 1991 15:371
    
396.13413once a knight is enough --> once a bishop is too manyJIT081::DIAMONDOrder temporarily out of personal nameWed Dec 18 1991 00:1210
    Wish I'd had a chance to enter:
    
        X windows --> DEC windows -->
    
    Notice that there is nothing after the second arrow.
    
    Twice so far today.
    
    If the windows stay up long enough for this reply to get entered,
    does that mean it's good luck or bad luck?
396.13414POWDML::SATOWWed Dec 18 1991 07:521
once a bishop is too many -->  pawned once, rooked twice
396.13415pawned once, rooked twice -> third time's a charmLEZAH::BOBBITTwater, wind and stoneWed Dec 18 1991 09:251
    
396.13416third time's a charm -> Lucky CharmsMR4DEC::EGRACECostumes and Makeup and Kliegs oh my!Wed Dec 18 1991 12:121
    
396.13417KAOFS::S_BROOKWed Dec 18 1991 13:191
Lucky charms -> Leprechauns -> What a load of Blarney!
396.13418What a load of Blarney -> getting stonedIEDUX::jonIt's Dark. And we're wearing sunglasses!Thu Dec 19 1991 11:150
396.13419getting stoned >- rock and a hard placeRICKS::PHIPPSThu Dec 19 1991 12:100
396.13420rock and a hard place > Springsteen on Mt VernonKAOFS::S_BROOKThu Dec 19 1991 13:160
396.13421Springsteen on Mt Vernon --> presidents on Mt RushmoreMR4DEC::EGRACEBut if you call me 'mom', how can I....Thu Dec 19 1991 16:321
    
396.13422presidents on Mt Rushmore -> stone faces in the Black HillsNECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Fri Dec 20 1991 21:081
    
396.13423KAOFS::S_BROOKMon Dec 23 1991 09:191
-< stone faces in the Black Hills -> blank stares from dark features >-
396.13424blank stares from dark features -> Eh?MINDER::GRAVESGGeoff Graves,EDU(UK); DTN 851 2637Tue Dec 24 1991 05:031
    
396.13425KAOFS::S_BROOKTue Dec 24 1991 08:321
	  -< Eh ? -> That's what 'horses eat. >-
396.13426eh? -> horses eat -> hays is for horses and maybe for cowsGNUVAX::BOBBITTwater, wind and stoneThu Dec 26 1991 10:191
    
396.13427hay is for horses and maybe for cows -> marsey doats and...MR4DEC::EGRACEbounce! bounce! bounce! *DENT*!Thu Dec 26 1991 11:141
    
396.13428marsey doats and ... -> Santa dotes, and antidotesNECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Fri Dec 27 1991 07:331
    
396.13429antidotes -> panaceasGNUVAX::BOBBITTwater, wind and stoneThu Jan 02 1992 16:211
    
396.13430panaceas -> fantasiesRDVAX::KALIKOWPartially Sage, and Rarely On TimeThu Jan 02 1992 17:221
    
396.13431fantasies --> my lifeMR4DEC::EGRACEThose are *options*!Fri Jan 03 1992 00:011
    
396.13432my life -> 42HLFS00::STEENWINKELFM2Fri Jan 03 1992 07:391
    .... Life, the Universe, and Everything
396.1343342 -> Street, Miracle onRICKS::PHIPPSFri Jan 03 1992 07:491
     Inside joke only if you read note 3306.* in MEIS::ASKENET.
396.13434KAOFS::S_BROOKFri Jan 03 1992 09:061
                         -< Street, Miracle on > Sesame Strasse >-
396.13435Sesame Strasse --> Besame MuchoPOWDML::COHEN_RMon Jan 13 1992 14:181
    
396.13436Besame Mucho --> long faxAUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Tue Jan 14 1992 15:191
    
396.13437long fax -> long fangs -> fangs a lotLEZAH::BOBBITTmegamorphosisWed Jan 15 1992 09:461
    
396.13438fangs a lot --> White Fang and Black ToothPOWDML::COHEN_RWed Jan 15 1992 10:301
    
396.13439White Fang and Black Tooth --> Tooth FairyTROU20::YUENOXYdized MORONWed Jan 15 1992 11:030
396.13440Tooth Fairy --> Long in the toothRDVAX::KALIKOWUnintelligibletsSat Jan 25 1992 10:271
    
396.13441Long in the tooth --> I never drink ... wineSUBWAY::BONNELLSun Jan 26 1992 18:150
396.13442I never drink...wine -> culture vultureLEZAH::BOBBITTmegamorphosisMon Jan 27 1992 11:251
    
396.13443culture vulture --> society butterflyPOWDML::COHEN_RMon Jan 27 1992 14:041
    
396.13444society butterfly ==> Madam ButterflyTHEGIZ::PITARDPride is a terrible thing to wasteMon Jan 27 1992 16:191
       
396.13445Madam Butterfly --> ladybugCNTROL::HUBERFile and ForgetTue Jan 28 1992 12:350
396.13446ladybug -> fly away homeGNUVAX::BOBBITTmegamorphosisTue Jan 28 1992 15:521
    
396.13447fly away home --> SkylabTERZA::ZANEImagine...Tue Jan 28 1992 16:031
396.13448Skylab -> BiosphereRDVAX::KALIKOWUnintelligibletsTue Jan 28 1992 16:181
    
396.13449Biosphere -> Get realRICKS::PHIPPSTue Jan 28 1992 16:500
396.13450Get real -> SQRT(-1)RDVAX::KALIKOWUnintelligibletsTue Jan 28 1992 17:403
       ... Reminds me of one of the funner P_N's I've seen recently:
    
                    "God is Real (Unless declared INTEGER)"
396.13451AUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Tue Jan 28 1992 22:351
      -< SQRT(-1) --> i says you're a mathematician, j says an engineer!>-
396.13452i says/j says etcetera! -> Marth says your a VandellaRICKS::PHIPPSWed Jan 29 1992 13:184
     I have no idea...


                        where that came from!??
396.13453POWDML::SATOWWed Jan 29 1992 13:303
Marth says your a Vandella --> Darth says you're an eVader


396.13454Darth eVader -> Tax EvaderLEZAH::BOBBITTmegamorphosisThu Jan 30 1992 10:451
    
396.13455Tax Evader -> guest at LevenworthMR4DEC::EGRACEthe exception. She said so.Thu Jan 30 1992 12:271
    
396.13456Tax Evader -> Taxi VedaIMTDEV::ROBERTSReason, Purpose, Self-esteemThu Jan 30 1992 12:271
    
396.13457Guest@Leavenworth & Taxi Veda => Rig-(ged)-VedaRDVAX::KALIKOWUnintelligibletsThu Jan 30 1992 16:468
    Wow, talk about a notes collision!  09:27 was the witching hour for
    .13455 and .13456 !! :-)
    
    It took a bit of a stretch but methought the notion of Rigging (i.e.,
    crookedness and worthiness to "make the grade" at Leavenworth) could tie
    in with the Vedas via the Rig-Veda volume...
    
    Hope this helps by way of etymology  :-) :-) :-)  Dan
396.13458Rig-(ged)-Veda --> suspenseJIT081::DIAMONDOrder temporarily out of personal nameMon Feb 03 1992 19:461
    Re 790.145
396.13459suspense --> red [suspenders]STAR::CANTORHave pun, will babble.Tue Feb 04 1992 00:380
396.13460red [suspenders] --> bridge [suspension]MINDER::GRAVESGGeoff Graves,EDU(UK); DTN 851 2637Tue Feb 04 1992 03:351
    
396.13461bridge [suspension] --> oleic acidTERZA::ZANEImagine...Tue Feb 04 1992 11:010
396.13462Time OUT! Whooah!! :-) Explain .13461 please?RDVAX::KALIKOWUnintelligibletsTue Feb 04 1992 15:531
    .../s/ Dan_who_never_liked_Chemistry,_either_in-or_or-ganic:-)
396.13463oleic acid --> oil of olaySTAR::CANTORHave pun, will babble.Tue Feb 04 1992 23:533
Ignoring .13462, we just keep on chugging...

Dave C.
396.13464RDVAX::KALIKOWUnintelligibletsWed Feb 05 1992 07:452
    You did the Right Thing :-), Dave -- but would someone somewhere
    explain .13641?  
396.13465Oi love 'Ole' -- > I loves Olive Oyl.TERZA::ZANEImagine...Wed Feb 05 1992 11:1411
   Ah gee, it's not as much fun if you have to explain it.

   If I remember correctly from my high school chemistry class, oleic acid
   will float on water at a depth of one molecule thick.  It was the class
   or week of classes about determining Avogadro's number or something like
   that.  Anyway. suspension bridge made me think of oil suspended on water,
   which made me recall oleic acid and Avogadro's number...


   							Terza
396.13466I loves Olive Oyl. -> Spinach -> BroccoliRDVAX::KALIKOWUnintelligibletsWed Feb 05 1992 17:211
    (-: Ahhh...  Thanx Terza! :-)
396.13467Broccoli --> E Colli --> Shetland CollieAUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Wed Feb 05 1992 19:271
    
396.13468KAOFS::S_BROOKThu Feb 06 1992 09:101
                 -< Shetland Collie --> fairisle sweater >-
396.13469fairisle sweater --> tropical joggerTERZA::ZANEImagine...Thu Feb 06 1992 09:546
	re: .13466 -- Well (ddep subject), I could have left you in 
		      suspense!

							Terza

396.13470tropical jogger -> jugular chopper -> martial artsCNTROL::HUBERFile and ForgetThu Feb 06 1992 12:560
396.13471martial arts -> marital aidsIEDUX::jonAir travel shrinkwraps the worldThu Feb 06 1992 13:010
396.13472marital aids --> brown paper wrapperMR4DEC::EGRACEMy boys can swim!!!Thu Feb 06 1992 16:061
    
396.13473brown paper wrapper --> black power rapperPOWDML::SATOWThu Feb 06 1992 16:130
396.13474black power rapper --> Electric hammer drillAUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Thu Feb 06 1992 17:461
    
396.13475Electric hammer drill --> close order drillSTAR::CANTORHave pun, will babble.Thu Feb 06 1992 21:5931
Department of the Army   Field Manual   FM-169 
             ABSTRACT

THE ELECTRIC HAMMER DRILL

This is a three-person, eight-count movement.

On the count of ONE, the squad leader inserts the plug into the power
supply receptacle.

On the count of TWO, the squad leader hands the electric hammer to the
first primary hammerer.

On the count of THREE, the secondary hammerer guides the device to the
awaiting nail.

On the count of FOUR, the primary hammerer activates the hammer.

On the count of FIVE, the primary hammerer deactivates the hammer.

On the count of SIX, the secondary hammerer guides the hammer away from
the (now-driven) nail.

On the count of SEVEN, the secondary hammerer takes the device from the
primary hammerer.

On the count of EIGHT, the squad leader unplugs the cord.

On the next set of eight counts, the secondary hammerer becomes the
squad leader, the primary hammerer becomes secondary, and the squad
leader assumes the role of primary hammerer.
396.13476close order drill --> sales trainingPAOIS::HILLAnother migrant worker!Fri Feb 07 1992 07:281
    
396.13477sales training --> discount rail faresIEDUX::jonAir travel shrinkwraps the worldFri Feb 07 1992 09:040
396.13478discount rail fares --> winter of our discount tentAUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Sun Feb 09 1992 20:551
    
396.13479winter of our discount tent -> Spag'sRICKS::PHIPPSMon Feb 10 1992 08:004
     Sorry. It's a well known discount store in this part of
     Massachusetts.

             m
396.13480Spag's --> Bring your own bags -- or BOXESVMSMKT::KENAHAnd became willing...Mon Feb 10 1992 09:400
396.13481or BOXES -> Boxes without TopsesRDVAX::KALIKOWPartially Sage, and Rarely on TimeMon Feb 10 1992 21:251
    
396.13482Boxes without Topses-->"Dig that crazy Clementine, man."STAR::CANTORHave pun, will babble.Tue Feb 11 1992 00:430
396.13483Dig that crazy Clementine, man. -> Tales From the CryptRICKS::PHIPPSTue Feb 11 1992 08:440
396.13484Crypt --> Pine BOXVMSMKT::KENAHAnd became willing...Tue Feb 11 1992 10:530
396.13485Pine BOX >- Pinewood DerbyRICKS::PHIPPSTue Feb 11 1992 12:220
396.13486Pinewood _Derby_ >- Hat BOXRICKS::PHIPPSTue Feb 11 1992 12:233
     So there!

     Why do I get this feeling I am being ambushed?
396.13487Hat BOX --> head gameTERZA::ZANEImagine...Tue Feb 11 1992 12:510
396.13488head game -> empty playing fieldNECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Wed Feb 12 1992 08:431
    
396.13489Playing field --> Batter's BOXVMSMKT::KENAHAnd became willing...Wed Feb 12 1992 08:590
396.13490Batter's BOX --> Pitcher's moundCNTROL::HUBERFile and ForgetWed Feb 12 1992 12:200
396.13491Pitcher's mound -> ewer's rise-> christmas BOXAUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Wed Feb 12 1992 16:551
    
396.13492christmas BOX >- wrappedRICKS::PHIPPSWed Feb 12 1992 18:090
396.13493wrapped >- knucklesRICKS::PHIPPSWed Feb 12 1992 18:100
396.13494knuckles -> BOXRICKS::PHIPPSWed Feb 12 1992 18:112

396.13495BOX -> Phenolphthalein -> BOX - Spondee -> BOX - Turmeric -> BOX -RDVAX::KALIKOWPartially Sage, and Rarely on TimeWed Feb 12 1992 18:323
         - - -> Bach's Well-Tempered Clavier ???????  PLEASE???
    
    ... Can we get OUT of this box, any road?  :-)
396.13496[last few] ==> All words lead to BOX ==> RoamSTAR::CANTORHave pun, will babble.Wed Feb 12 1992 22:020
396.13497Roam --> wanderlustTERZA::ZANEImagine...Thu Feb 13 1992 10:050
396.13498wanderlust -> (-: Landowska! :-)RDVAX::KALIKOWMC680X0 Inside!Thu Feb 13 1992 21:071
    
396.13499Landowska -> LandDownUnderNECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Tue Feb 18 1992 19:201
    
396.13500LandDownUnder -> Landsdowne St. (it's in Boston MA USA)RDVAX::KALIKOWMC680x0 Inside!Tue Feb 18 1992 20:552
    ... and anyhow how could I resist an .x00, e'en though they are so 
    devalued in this string?   :-)
396.13501Lansdowne St (Ma) => Landsdowne [sp?] Rd (Eire)MARVIN::KNOWLESCaveat vendorWed Feb 19 1992 09:121
Did anyone mention Parc des Princes?
396.13502Landsdowne [sp?] Rd (Eire) => Shakedown StPENUTS::NOBLEThose guys! They're so 90s!Wed Feb 19 1992 10:190
396.13503Shakedown St -> cobblestonesNECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Thu Feb 20 1992 22:221
    
396.13504cobblestones => stone shoemakersTHEGIZ::PITARDPride is a terrible thing to wasteFri Feb 21 1992 08:461
       
396.13505shoemakers --> shoeBOXVMSMKT::KENAHAnd became willing...Fri Feb 21 1992 11:490
396.13506shoeBOX --> sawbucksIMTDEV::ROBERTSReason, Purpose, Self-esteemFri Feb 21 1992 14:481
    
396.13507Sawbucks -> Daddy WarbucksRDVAX::KALIKOWBuddy, can youse paradigm?Fri Feb 21 1992 14:571
    
396.13508Daddy Warbucks --> SandySTAR::CANTORHave pun, will babble.Sat Feb 22 1992 02:310
396.13509Sand(y) --> BOXVMSMKT::KENAHAnd became willing...Sun Feb 23 1992 16:080
396.13510BOX --> Box your ears!RDVAX::KALIKOWBuddy, can youse paradigm?Sun Feb 23 1992 17:071
    
396.13511Box your ears --> blow your nose --> wipe your chinAUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Sun Feb 23 1992 18:321
    
396.13512box->blow->wipe -> faceoffNECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Mon Feb 24 1992 12:231
    as in hockey puck.
396.13513faceoff-> Santa AnnaCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Feb 26 1992 08:372
    
    faceoff -> Mexican standoff ->
396.13514Santa Anna --> Kristine KringleCNTROL::HUBERFile and ForgetWed Feb 26 1992 12:080
396.13515Kristine Kringle ==> Mrs. ClausTHEGIZ::PITARDPride is a terrible thing to wasteWed Feb 26 1992 12:511
       
396.13516 Mrs. Claus --> (in)subordinate clauseAUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Thu Feb 27 1992 02:411
    
396.13517insubordinate clause --> liontamer's nightmarePOWDML::SATOWFri Feb 28 1992 13:340
396.13518liontamer's nightmare --> drunk giraffesAUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Sun Mar 01 1992 18:4319
    G'day,
    
    
    This guy from the zoo takes his giraffe out for a beer... After a few
    pots, they are both pretty well several sheets to the wind.... and the
    giraffe collapses in the centre of the bar as they try to leave...
    
    
    "OI!" yells the barman, "You gonna leave that lyin' there?"
    
    
    The zookeeper replies..
    
    "You're more drunk than I am, barkeep, that's not a lion, that's a
    giraffe
    
    djw
    
    
396.13519drunk giraffes -> woefully wobblyNECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Mon Mar 02 1992 21:241
    
396.13520woefully wobbly --> rowfully wobbley --> one over the eightAUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Mon Mar 02 1992 22:341
    
396.13521one over the eight -> 0.125IEDUX::jonAir travel shrinkwraps the worldTue Mar 03 1992 12:290
396.13522TERZA::ZANEImagine...Tue Mar 03 1992 12:403
              one over the eight -> 0.125 -> one over two cubed


396.13523Cube(d) --> BOXVMSMKT::KENAHAnd became willing...Tue Mar 03 1992 12:580
396.13524BOX ==> SparTHEGIZ::PITARDPride is a terrible thing to wasteTue Mar 03 1992 13:301
       
396.13525Spar -> MastIMTDEV::ROBERTSReason, Purpose, Self-esteemTue Mar 03 1992 16:491
    
396.13526mast--> Beech --> hoary chestnutAUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Tue Mar 03 1992 21:291
    
396.13527hoary chestnut-->[my girlfriend was a] hairy chest nutSTAR::CANTORHave pun, will babble.Wed Mar 04 1992 01:090
396.13528Hairy chest nut >> Fuzzy Wuzzy?TEMPE::MERRICKTwilight ZonieWed Mar 04 1992 10:241
    
396.13529Fuzzy Wuzzy -> They don't like it up 'em!IEDUX::jonAir travel shrinkwraps the worldWed Mar 04 1992 11:483
Corporal Jones in 'Dad's Army' on British TV.

Jon
396.13530They don't like it up 'em > Mind where you're putting thatPAOIS::HILLAnother migrant worker!Thu Mar 05 1992 11:391
    
396.13531Mind where you're... -> A mind is a terrible thing to placeRICKS::PHIPPSThu Mar 05 1992 12:120
396.13532.....I mean, misplace.NECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Tue Mar 10 1992 17:041
    
396.13533POWDML::SATOWWed Mar 11 1992 09:004
.....I mean, misplace. ----> My place or your place?

    

396.13534My place or your place? -> A Summer PlaceIMTDEV::ROBERTSReason, Purpose, Self-esteemWed Mar 11 1992 10:471
    
396.13535A Summer Place -> Where?DATABS::LASHERWorking...Wed Mar 11 1992 11:491
    
396.13536Where? ==> Oh, where has my little dog gone?THEGIZ::PITARDI can do it with either.Wed Mar 11 1992 15:431
       
396.13537No answer to that!AUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Wed Mar 11 1992 18:136
    My place or your place ? -->V
    v---------------------------<
    > A salesperson's question--> No 'no' answer --> a 'No no' answer --v
    v-------------------------------------------------------------------<
    >						-> no answer to that!
    Oh, where has my little dog gone? -->------^
396.13538No answer to that! -> tongue-tiedCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Mar 12 1992 14:011
    
396.13539tongue-tied --> cherry stemsTERZA::ZANEImagine...Thu Mar 12 1992 17:270
396.13540cherry stems -> twin cheeks :-)CPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Mar 13 1992 08:581
    
396.13541RDVAX::KALIKOWBuddy, can youse paradigm?Fri Mar 13 1992 15:491
              twin cheeks :-) => (-: skeehc niwt|twin cheeks :-)
396.13542palindrome --> pushme pullyouAUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Sun Mar 15 1992 22:2214
     (-: skeehc niwt|twin cheeks :-)--> palindrome 
    
    
    
    
    
    What car does the president of the palindromic society drive?
    
    
    
    ATOYOTA
    
    (with thanks to Frank and Earnest...)
    
396.13543pushme pullyou --> I've never seen anything like it!GENSIS::LAVEYAhh... pronoun trouble.Mon Mar 16 1992 10:161
396.13544I've never seen anything like it! -> pinball wizardIEDUX::jonMy VoteMon Mar 16 1992 13:328
Lyrics approximate to:

I've never seen anything like him,
In any amusement hall,
That deaf, dumb and blind kid,
Sure plays a mean pinball!

Jon
396.13545.. -> football wizard -> PeleHLFS00::STEENWINKELR80STTue Mar 17 1992 08:171
    
396.13546Pele -> flashing down the fieldNECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Fri Mar 20 1992 18:251
    
396.13547flashing down the field --> ErikaULYSSE::WADESun Mar 22 1992 04:524
	Erika Ro[w]e became a UK star overnight by running 
	naked onto a rugby pitch ...
    

396.13548Erika => Erika ROE vs. Ulysse::WADERDVAX::KALIKOWBuddy, can youse paradigm?Sun Mar 22 1992 09:431
    
396.13549Erika ROE vs. Ulysse::WADE -> 621RICKS::PHIPPSMon Mar 23 1992 12:2414
>	Erika Ro[w]e became a UK star overnight by running 
>	naked onto a rugby pitch ...

Star of what? 8^}

re: .last

That's almost as bad as your personal name! ;^)

"Buddy, can youse paradigm?"

re: title

621  COOKIE::DEVINE        7-FEB-1989    84  Heard any good node names lately?
396.13550621 -> number six for number oneSCHOOL::BOBBITTstand quietMon Mar 23 1992 15:311
    
396.13551number six for number one ---> two, six... Heave!AUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Mon Mar 23 1992 18:341
    
396.13552two, six... Heave! --> One More Heave!IEDUX::jonMy Vote - Liberal DemocratWed Mar 25 1992 08:464
Awful Liberal Party slogan in the November 1974 British General
Election (the second Election to be called in that year).

Jon
396.13553One More Heave! --> dry heaveTERZA::ZANEImagine...Wed Mar 25 1992 09:080
396.13554dry heave -> frost heavesIMTDEV::ROBERTSReason, Purpose, Self-esteemWed Mar 25 1992 10:311
    
396.13555frost heaves -> Bringing In TheS heavesRDVAX::KALIKOWBuddy, can youse paradigm?Wed Mar 25 1992 13:031
    ... hmm, I seem to be into run-in-puns thesed aze.  Help!  :-)
396.13556Bringing In TheS heaves -> Bringing In TheS heapNECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Wed Mar 25 1992 15:071
    no help available!!
396.13557Bringing in TheS heaves -> Bringing in TheS heCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Mar 27 1992 09:471
    
396.13558Bringing in TheS he --> Riders of the SidheGENSIS::LAVEYAhh... pronoun trouble.Sat Mar 28 1992 12:231
396.13559Riders of the Sidhe --> Ghost Riders of the SkyAUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Tue Mar 31 1992 03:091
    
396.13560POWDML::SATOWTue Mar 31 1992 10:434
Ghost Riders of the Sky --> Ghost Writers of the Play --> Phantom of the Opera 

    

396.13561Phantom of the Opera --> Not a relative --> Not the Mama!AUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Wed Apr 01 1992 01:393
    The male lead of P o t O in Oz was, I think Paul Warlow...
    
    derek
396.13562Not the Mama! -> AliensCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Apr 07 1992 09:091
    
396.13563Aliens >- American in ParisRICKS::PHIPPSTue Apr 07 1992 09:420
396.13564American in Paris --> April in ParisSTAR::CANTORHave pun, will babble.Tue Apr 07 1992 22:100
396.13565April in Paris -> rainshowers on the SeineSMURF::SMURF::BINDERREM RATAM CONTRA MVNDI MORAS AGOTue Apr 07 1992 22:220
396.13566POWDML::SATOWWed Apr 08 1992 12:173
		rainshowers on the Seine --> the rain in Spain


396.13567the rain in Spain -> King Juan Carlos IIMTDEV::ROBERTSReason, Purpose, Self-esteemWed Apr 08 1992 12:461
    
396.13568King Juan Carlos I -> Delusions of grandeurRDVAX::KALIKOWThe Gods of the Mill grind slowly...Wed Apr 08 1992 15:231
                                       :-)
396.13569Delusions of grandeur -> Grand illusionsSMURF::SMURF::BINDERREM RATAM CONTRA MVNDI MORAS AGOWed Apr 08 1992 15:272
    Howard Thurston, a famous stage magician known for his spectacular
    effects - he was the David Copperfield of his day.
396.13570Grand illusions --> the size of things in Texas?AUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Thu Apr 09 1992 05:361
    
396.13571the size of things in Texas? -> the shape of things to comeRDVAX::KALIKOWThe Gods of the Mill grind slowly...Thu Apr 09 1992 08:061
    
396.13572the shape of things to come --> trapezoidalGENSIS::LAVEYAhh... pronoun trouble.Thu Apr 09 1992 13:321
396.13573trapezoidal --> trap avoidal --> detourTERZA::ZANEImagine...Thu Apr 09 1992 16:510
396.13574detour -> what groupies doCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Apr 09 1992 16:581
    
396.13575what groupies do --> X-ratedAUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Sun Apr 12 1992 19:211
    
396.13576this was too hard to resist... :^)TERZA::ZANEImagine...Mon Apr 13 1992 11:202
          what groupies do --> X-rated --> "Bushies do it for FREE!"

396.13577VolunteerAUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Tue Apr 14 1992 00:384
     "Bushies do it for FREE!" --->this was too hard to resist... 
    :^) ---> Sucker for punishment --> Only a fool would do it for money
    --> 
    
396.13578HLFS00::STEENWINKELR80STTue Apr 14 1992 09:222
    Only a fool would do it for money -> just for the heck of it
    
396.13579just for the heck of it --> just for the taste of itTERZA::ZANEImagine...Tue Apr 14 1992 10:540
396.13580Just for the taste of it --> Diet Coke!ELWOOD::DLANEDamnyankees!!Tue Apr 14 1992 11:350
396.13581Diet Coke! --> Die, Coke --> OverdosePOWDML::SATOWTue Apr 14 1992 13:271
396.13582Overdose -> Over Doze -> Sleeping InIMTDEV::ROBERTSReason, Purpose, Self-esteemTue Apr 14 1992 13:461
    
396.13583Sleeping In --> BivouacTERZA::ZANEImagine...Tue Apr 14 1992 14:440
396.13584KAOFS::S_BROOKTue Apr 14 1992 15:325
             -< Bivouac -> Kouchibouguac -> Campsite -> Snakes >-

Canadian National Park in New Brunswick ... pronounced 


396.13585snakes -> oilCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Apr 14 1992 16:281
    
396.13586oil --> whale oil beef hooked ---> eskimo dietAUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Tue Apr 14 1992 18:401
    
396.13587eskimo diet -> magnetron foodHLFS00::STEENWINKELR80STWed Apr 15 1992 09:391
            .... -> deep frozen pizza -> ...
396.13588Magnetron food --> iron man food --> Nutri-grainAUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Wed Apr 15 1992 19:291
     from an Australian tv advertisement....
396.13589nutri-grain -> leggo my eggoSUBWAY::BONNELLgiant complex multicelled organismThu Apr 16 1992 09:521
    
396.13590Leggo my eggo --> Mini WafflesPOBOX::VANTILBURGYou Belong In The Zoo!!Thu Apr 16 1992 12:081
    
396.13591Mini Waffles -> Indecisive femaleSMURF::CALIPH::binderREM RATAM CONTRA MVNDI MORAS AGOThu Apr 16 1992 14:010
396.13592Indecisive female -> Not NOW!CPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Apr 17 1992 10:152
    
    National Organization of Women ( NOW )
396.13593Not NOW! -> I have a headacheSMURF::SMURF::BINDERREM RATAM CONTRA MVNDI MORAS AGOFri Apr 17 1992 10:531
    
396.13594I have a headache -> THIS BIGSUBWAY::BONNELLgiant complex multicelled organismMon Apr 20 1992 09:421
    
396.13595headache -> BIG -> take a pill -> pill BOXVMSMKT::KENAHEmotional Baggage? Just carry-on.Mon Apr 20 1992 10:070
396.13596pill box -> bunkerIMTDEV::ROBERTSReason, Purpose, Self-esteemMon Apr 20 1992 11:531
    
396.13597bunker -> "Oh, Awrchie!"SMURF::CALIPH::binderREM RATAM CONTRA MVNDI MORAS AGOMon Apr 20 1992 14:120
396.13598"Oh, Awrchie" --> JugheadSTAR::CANTORDave CantorTue Apr 21 1992 01:320
396.13599Jughead -> MarineIMTDEV::ROBERTSReason, Purpose, Self-esteemTue Apr 21 1992 12:531
    
396.13600Marine -> biologySCHOOL::BOBBITTmaster of the obviousTue Apr 21 1992 14:111
    
396.13601biology -> anybody wanna play "doctor"?SUBWAY::BONNELLgiant complex multicelled organismTue Apr 21 1992 14:471
    
396.13602anybody wanna play "doctor"? --> secondary body surveyTERZA::ZANEImagine...Tue Apr 21 1992 15:410
396.13603secondary body survey -> body surfingRDVAX::KALIKOWThe Gods of the Mill grind slowly...Tue Apr 21 1992 17:081
    
396.13604body surfing--> liege's pleasureAUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Wed Apr 22 1992 01:231
    
396.13605liege's pleasure -> Belgian JoyOfLexHLFS00::STEENWINKELR80STWed Apr 29 1992 06:425
    liege's pleasure -> place in Belgium, joy -> 
       Belgians are always arguing about (which) language (to use)
    
    
    ... took some time
396.13606Belgian JoyOfLex -> Garden AphidsKAOFS::S_BROOKWed Apr 29 1992 10:573
	Belgian JoyofLex -> Personality Disorders in Bruxelles / Brussel ->

	Sprouting Problems -> Garden Aphids
396.13607Garden Aphids -> greenware bugsCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Apr 29 1992 13:551
    
396.13608greenware bugs -> greenmail soothesNECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Fri May 08 1992 12:171
    
396.13609greenmail soothes --> walking on velvet greenGENSIS::LAVEYAhh... pronoun trouble.Mon May 11 1992 19:591
396.13610walking on velvet green -> walking on gilded splintersCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed May 13 1992 13:102
    
    For you Dr. John fans...
396.13611walking on gilded splinters -> walk on the wild sideVOGON::BALLFive more years? I need five more beers!Wed May 13 1992 22:063
    The word 'velvet' in the previous entry got me thinking...
    
    Jon
396.13612walk on the wild side -> West Side StoryRDVAX::KALIKOWPartially sage, and rarely on timeSat May 16 1992 23:341
    
396.13613West Side Story -> Jets and Sharks CPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Mon May 18 1992 17:351
    
396.13614Jets and Sharks -> A girl named MariaRDVAX::KALIKOWPartially sage, and rarely on timeTue May 19 1992 11:521
    
396.13615A girl named Maria ==> A boy named SueSSDEVO::EGGERSAnybody can fly with an engine.Tue May 19 1992 15:411
    
396.13616A boy named Sue --> A cat named TomPOBOX::VANTILBURGYou Belong In The Zoo!!Tue May 19 1992 16:541
    
396.13617A cat named Tom -> The brothers TomSUBWAY::BONNELLgiant complex multicelled organismTue May 19 1992 17:111
    For "In Living Color" fans
396.13618The brothers Tom --> the Brothers GrimmAUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Tue May 19 1992 23:281
    
396.13619Brothers Grimm > fairy tales > Open-door policyPAOIS::HILLAnything goes, except incest &amp; folk-danceWed May 20 1992 05:031
    
396.13620Open-door policy --> Closed to SuggestionsPOBOX::VANTILBURGYou Belong In The Zoo!!Wed May 20 1992 12:041
    
396.13621Suggestion(s) --> BOXVMSMKT::KENAHEmotional Baggage? Just carry-on.Wed May 20 1992 14:120
396.13622BOX --> TellySMURF::SMURF::BINDERREM RATAM CONTRA MVNDI MORAS AGOWed May 20 1992 15:091
    
396.13623Telly --> Telly to the marines --> SuggestionsJIT081::DIAMONDbad wiring. That was probably it. Very bad.Wed May 20 1992 21:580
396.13624Suggestions --> nudges nudges winks winks AUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Wed May 20 1992 22:381
    
396.13625nudges nudges winks winks -> tsk, tskCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri May 22 1992 14:471
    
396.13626tsk, tsk --> a green and yellow bsktPOWDML::SATOWFri May 22 1992 14:500
396.13627bskt --> bxVMSMKT::KENAHEmotional Baggage? Just carry-on.Sun May 24 1992 21:370
396.13628bx --> booooooooooooooooooooooooooJIT081::DIAMONDbad wiring. That was probably it. Very bad.Mon May 25 1992 01:140
396.13629boooooooooooooooooooooooooo --> hugs to you tooAUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Mon May 25 1992 19:291
    
396.13630hugs to you too => U2 => Francis Gary PowersRDVAX::KALIKOWPartially sage, and rarely on timeMon May 25 1992 22:281
    
396.13631Francis Gary Powers -> high flierCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue May 26 1992 12:171
    
396.13632high flier -> EndeavourNECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Wed May 27 1992 11:501
    
396.13633Endeavor --> And ever and everSTAR::CANTORDave CantorThu May 28 1992 18:490
396.13634And ever and ever -> AmenIEDUX::jonPhew, what a scorcher!Fri May 29 1992 08:030
396.13635Amen --> and a womenPOWDML::SATOWFri May 29 1992 09:480
396.13636and a women --> Andes womenSTAR::CANTORDave CantorFri May 29 1992 22:100
396.13637Andes women -> Miss PeruIEDUX::jonPhew, what a scorcher!Mon Jun 01 1992 09:390
396.13638Miss Peru --> lousy aimSMURF::CALIPH::binderREM RATAM CONTRA MVNDI MORAS AGOMon Jun 01 1992 10:240
396.13639Miss Peru --> and land in BoliviaAUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Tue Jun 02 1992 04:301
    
396.13640and land in Bolivia -> ZepplinsCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Jun 02 1992 14:541
    
396.13641HindenbergAUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Tue Jun 02 1992 23:464
    
                    lousy aim ----->----> Hindenberg
                                   /
                    Zepplins  ----/
396.13642Hindenberg -> flame ONNECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Thu Jun 04 1992 10:201
    
396.13643flame ON --> Johnny StormVMSMKT::KENAHAdrift in a sea of mist...Thu Jun 04 1992 10:390
396.13644Johnny Storm -> Johnny MopRDVAX::KALIKOWPartially sage, and rarely on timeThu Jun 04 1992 17:522
    (USA brand of toilet bowl cleaner)
    
396.13645Johnny Mop --> /dev/risJIT081::DIAMONDbad wiring. That was probably it. Very bad.Thu Jun 04 1992 22:240
396.13646/dev/ris ==> debrisSTAR::CANTORDave CantorThu Jun 04 1992 23:280
396.13647debris -> de bris -> circumcision -> circumlocutionRDVAX::KALIKOWPartially sage, and rarely on timeFri Jun 05 1992 00:035
    (for the Yiddish-impaired:  "bris" is Yiddish for the circumcision
    ceremony.)
    
         (-: Pardon my lack of circumspection in posting this :-)
    
396.13648circumlocution -> electronic cattle enclosureCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Jun 05 1992 15:381
    
396.13649electronic cattle enclosure -> robo-cow corralIMTDEV::DWENDL::ROBERTS$PReason, Purpose, Self-esteemFri Jun 05 1992 16:281
    
396.13650robo-cow corral -> roBOXRDVAX::KALIKOWPartially sage, and rarely on timeFri Jun 05 1992 17:231
    (-: oh lordy, what have I done? :-)
396.13651roBOX --> rolling shoesJIT081::DIAMONDbad wiring. That was probably it. Very bad.Sat Jun 06 1992 05:321
                        (assuming that robots can't run)
396.13652rolling shoes >> gather no mossGIDDAY::BURTChele Burt - CSC Sydney, DTN 7355693Mon Jun 08 1992 21:310
396.13653gathers no mos --> forgetful computerJIT081::DIAMONDbad wiring. That was probably it. Very bad.Mon Jun 08 1992 21:460
396.13654forgetful computer --> write-only memorySMURF::SMURF::BINDERREM RATAM CONTRA MVNDI MORAS AGOTue Jun 09 1992 12:372
    Anybody else remember the big advertising campaign Signetics ran to
    ballyhoo their 25120 WOM chip...?
396.13655write-only memory -> no net workNECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Tue Jun 09 1992 12:381
    
396.13656no net work --> not maDSMURF::SMURF::BINDERREM RATAM CONTRA MVNDI MORAS AGOTue Jun 09 1992 12:493
    W = FD
    F = ma
    hence W = maD
396.13657not maD -> What, me worry? CPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Jun 10 1992 09:232
    
    didja havta force that last one? :-)
396.13658early returnsPOWDML::SATOWWed Jun 10 1992 13:463
What, me worry?  --> (the) late (William) Gaines --> early returns


396.13659early returns -> quick refund checksSUBWAY::BONNELLgiant complex multicelled organismWed Jun 10 1992 15:254
>>>> (the) late (William) Gaines 
    
    
    man, that's strecthin' it
396.13660quick refund checks -> BundespostTHEBAY::GOODMANThat was Zen, this is TaoThu Jun 11 1992 00:054
(Hope that's spelled right...)

quick refund checks -> check's in the mail -> Czechs carrying mail -> 
	European mail service -> Bundespost
396.13661Bundespost -> bun in the post -> food parcelIEDUX::jonThe Danes laugh lastFri Jun 12 1992 09:470
396.13662food parcel --> Care packageSMURF::SMURF::BINDERREM RATAM CONTRA MVNDI MORAS AGOFri Jun 12 1992 12:241
    
396.13663Care package --> first Aid BOXAUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Sun Jun 14 1992 23:301
    
396.13664BOX --> tesseractVMSMKT::KENAHAdrift in a sea of mist...Mon Jun 15 1992 12:371
    Hey! That's my job!
396.13665tesseract --> "And He Built a Crooked House"SMURF::SMURF::BINDERRem ratam agiteMon Jun 15 1992 14:222
    Robert A. Heinlein story of a man who built a house in the form of a
    tesseract.
396.13666"And He Built a Crooked House" --> With a crooked doorTHEGIZ::PITARDI can do it with either.Mon Jun 15 1992 16:511
       
396.13667With a crooked door -> a jarCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Jun 16 1992 13:431
    
396.13668a jar -> headRICKS::PHIPPSTue Jun 16 1992 13:553
     U. S. Marine

     Or is it US Marine or the US Marine or....
396.13669head --> band --> BOXVMSMKT::KENAHAdrift in a sea of mist...Tue Jun 16 1992 15:471
    There -- that's more like it!
396.13670BOX --> Link -->see396.2 -->"Chuck Murray"AUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Tue Jun 16 1992 23:281
    
396.13671see 396.2 -> endless loop -> Moebius stripHLFS00::STEENWINKELR80STWed Jun 17 1992 07:591
    
396.13672Moebius strip -> one-sidedPAOIS::HILLAn immigrant in ParisWed Jun 17 1992 08:451
    
396.13673one-sided => disarmamentMARVIN::KNOWLESCaveat vendorWed Jun 17 1992 09:061
    
396.13674disarmament -> Venus de MiloCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Jun 17 1992 09:321
    
396.13675Venus de Milo -> bare bodies, not armsNECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Wed Jun 17 1992 10:321
    
396.13676no(t) arms --> can't BOX!VMSMKT::KENAHAdrift in a sea of mist...Wed Jun 17 1992 10:470
396.13677KAOFS::S_BROOKWed Jun 17 1992 11:181
		-< can't BOX! > remote node unreachable >-
396.13678remote node unreachable -> to reach the unreachable starRDVAX::KALIKOWPartially sage, and rarely on timeThu Jun 18 1992 13:041
    
396.13679to reach the unreachable star -> footprints in concreteCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Jun 18 1992 13:151
    
396.13680KAOFS::S_BROOKThu Jun 18 1992 14:241
	-< footprints in concrete -> at the bottom of the Hudson River >-
396.13681...Hudson River -> By the shores of GitcheegoomeeSUBWAY::BONNELLgiant complex multicelled organismThu Jun 18 1992 16:041
    
396.13682...Gitcheegoomee -> tickled pinkNECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Thu Jun 18 1992 16:541
    
396.13683Superior abuseSSDEVO::EGGERSAnybody can fly with an engine.Thu Jun 18 1992 16:571
    Gitcheegoomee -> ticked pink -> Superior abuse
396.13684Superior abuse --> Superior AB use -->petty OfficerAUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Thu Jun 18 1992 20:251
    
396.13685petty Officer -> Daryl Gates?RICKS::PHIPPSFri Jun 19 1992 11:190
396.13686Daryl Gates -> WatergateIEDUX::jonDan says it's &quot;potatoe&quot;!Fri Jun 19 1992 11:570
396.13687Watergate --> damSMURF::SMURF::BINDERRem ratam agiteFri Jun 19 1992 13:251
    
396.13688dam -> notes rules say no profanityNSSMAC::BONNELLgiant complex multicelled organismFri Jun 19 1992 13:501
    
396.13689notes rules say no profanity --> take it to the 'BOXVMSMKT::KENAHSeeking the Philosopher's StoneFri Jun 19 1992 14:200
396.13690take it to the 'BOX -> take it offlineRDVAX::KALIKOWPartially sage, and rarely on timeFri Jun 19 1992 16:171
    
396.13691take it offline --> power down for maintenanceSMURF::SMURF::BINDERRem ratam agiteFri Jun 19 1992 16:491
    
396.13692PAOIS::HILLAn immigrant in ParisMon Jun 22 1992 06:191
    power down for maintenance --> it's year-end again
396.13693It's year-end again --> y_or_r?AUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Tue Jun 23 1992 02:431
    
396.13694y_or_r? -> Scrabbled syntaxNECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Fri Jun 26 1992 09:561
    
396.13695scrabbled syntax -> three times word valueHLFS00::STEENWINKELR80STFri Jun 26 1992 10:181
    
396.13696three times word value --> little red BOXVMSMKT::KENAHSeeking the Philosopher's StoneFri Jun 26 1992 23:430
396.13697little red BOX --> Little Deuce CoupeSMURF::SMURF::BINDERRem ratam agiteMon Jun 29 1992 14:011
    
396.13698Little Deuce Coupe -> American GraffitiCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Mon Jun 29 1992 14:151
    
396.13699American Graffiti -> Russian vodkaNECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Mon Jun 29 1992 15:381
    
396.13700Russian vodka --> French dressingSTAR::CANTORDave CantorMon Jun 29 1992 18:250
396.13701French Dressing -> haute coutureSUBWAY::BONNELLI'm on vacationMon Jun 29 1992 20:531
    
396.13702haute couture > short skirts > summer's here!PAOIS::HILLAn immigrant in ParisTue Jun 30 1992 04:261
    
396.13703summer's here! >- summer's hear >- Outdoor concertRICKS::PHIPPSTue Jun 30 1992 10:150
396.13704KAOFS::S_BROOKTue Jun 30 1992 11:292
	Outdoor Concert -> Concert in the Park -> Horns blasting on the
        Parkways and Freeways -> LA Freeway Murders
396.13705LA Freeway murders>>Highway robberies>>Concert ticketsCALS::THACKERAYTue Jun 30 1992 14:461
    
396.13706Concert tickets => scalpersMARVIN::KNOWLESCaveat vendorWed Jul 01 1992 10:355
    I was going to do 
    	short skirts=>summer's here [.13702]=>MCP=>MCC=>cricket=>BOX
    but I missed the boat.
    
    b
396.13707scalpers --> Wild West moviesSMURF::SMURF::BINDERRem ratam agiteWed Jul 01 1992 10:481
    
396.13708Wild West Movies --> John WaynePOBOX::VANTILBURGYou Belong In The Zoo!!Wed Jul 01 1992 12:551
    
396.13709John Wayne -> 's World -> swirledRDVAX::KALIKOWPartially sage, and rarely on timeWed Jul 01 1992 12:581
    
396.13710swirled -> 7 year itchCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Jul 01 1992 17:171
    Marilyn Monroe's movie poster with the flared dress...
396.137117 year itch -> plenty of scratchNECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Wed Jul 01 1992 18:191
    
396.13712plenty of scratch --> lots of the readyAUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Thu Jul 02 1992 07:081
    
396.13713lots of the ready --> flushSMURF::SMURF::BINDERRem ratam agiteThu Jul 02 1992 13:511
    
396.13714flush --> beats my straightPOWDML::SATOWThu Jul 02 1992 13:571
396.13715beats my straight -> eight to the barRDVAX::KALIKOWPartially sage, and rarely on timeThu Jul 02 1992 14:081
    
396.13716KAOFS::S_BROOKThu Jul 02 1992 17:541
	-< eight to the bar -> and the Quarter note gets the beat >-
396.13717and the Quarter note gets the beat--> Cant beat Quarter horsesAUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Fri Jul 03 1992 00:571
    
396.13718...horses -> can't make him drinkSUBWAY::BONNELLI'm on vacationFri Jul 03 1992 17:171
    
396.13719can't make him drink --> Will he swim on his back?AUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Sun Jul 05 1992 22:101
    
396.13720...swim on his back? -> no, he doesn't horse around.NECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Mon Jul 06 1992 15:351
    
396.13721horse around --> shadow BOXVMSMKT::KENAHSeeking the Philosopher's StoneMon Jul 06 1992 15:590
396.13722shadow BOX -> always a winnerCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Mon Jul 06 1992 16:091
    
396.13723always a winner --> NSW - The Premier StateAUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Mon Jul 06 1992 21:331
    
396.13724NSW - the Premier state --> it's great mate, WOOFGIDDAY::BURTChele Burt - CSC Sydney, DTN 7355693Tue Jul 07 1992 03:360
396.13725it's great mate, WOOF --> It's grate mate WOOFAUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Tue Jul 07 1992 05:361
    
396.13726it's grate mate WOOF --> Fender defenderAUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Tue Jul 07 1992 05:381
    
396.13727Fender defender -> light delightNECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Wed Jul 08 1992 12:161
    
396.13728light delight -> light delight flightCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Jul 08 1992 12:531
    A Weightwatchers charter 
396.13729light delight flight --> light delight flight plightPOWDML::SATOWWed Jul 08 1992 13:012
hunger pangs

396.13730flight plight --> Black BOXVMSMKT::KENAHSeeking the Philosopher's StoneWed Jul 08 1992 13:110
396.13731BOX -> recursive linkSUBWAY::BONNELLHappy! Happy! Joy! Joy!Wed Jul 08 1992 13:24185
396.13732recursive link --> BOXVMSMKT::KENAHSeeking the Philosopher's StoneWed Jul 08 1992 14:123
    Hey!  It's my job!
    
    					{^% andrew %^}
396.13733BOX -> The BoxCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Jul 08 1992 15:203
    
    For Velvet Underground fans..
    
396.13734BOX -> The Box -> Never outFOX The FoxRDVAX::KALIKOWPartially sage, and rarely on timeWed Jul 08 1992 15:281
    
396.13735Never outFOX The FOX --Z Just fixin' the vixenAUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Wed Jul 08 1992 20:081
    
396.13736fixen' the vixen >> faxin' the VAXenGIDDAY::BURTChele Burt - CSC Sydney, DTN 7355693Wed Jul 08 1992 22:360
396.13737faxin' the VAXen --> clones --> copyright protected AUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Thu Jul 09 1992 03:171
    
396.13738AUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Thu Jul 09 1992 03:181
    
396.13739(c) -> Circle C RanchIMTDEV::DWENDL::ROBERTS$PReason, Purpose, Self-esteemThu Jul 09 1992 10:100
396.13740Circle C Ranch --> Circle D WagonsPOWDML::SATOWThu Jul 09 1992 10:270
396.13741Circle D Wagons --> BOX D HorsesVMSMKT::KENAHSeeking the Philosopher's StoneThu Jul 09 1992 10:410
396.13742BOX D Horses -> they're baaaack SUBWAY::BONNELLHappy! Happy! Joy! Joy!Thu Jul 09 1992 14:581
    
396.13743they're back -> where competent writers get stabbedJIT081::DIAMONDbad wiring. That was probably it. Very bad.Thu Jul 09 1992 22:300
396.13744where competent writers get stabbed -> reviewsCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Jul 10 1992 10:241
    
396.13745reviews --> J,P& R --> GWRAUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Mon Jul 13 1992 07:571
    
396.13746GWR --> Giant Worms RegimeTHEGIZ::PITARDI can do it with either.Mon Jul 13 1992 11:101
       
396.13747Giant Worms Regime -> DuneIMTDEV::DWENDL::ROBERTS$PReason, Purpose, Self-esteemMon Jul 13 1992 11:320
396.13748Dune ==> BeachesTHEGIZ::PITARDI can do it with either.Mon Jul 13 1992 17:151
       
396.13749Beach(es) --> SandBOXVMSMKT::KENAHSeeking the Philosopher's StoneTue Jul 14 1992 00:140
396.13750SandBOX --> Kitty LitterGIDDAY::BURTChele Burt - CSC Sydney, DTN 7355693Tue Jul 14 1992 00:520
396.13751Kitty Litter -> Miss KittyIMTDEV::DWENDL::ROBERTS$PReason, Purpose, Self-esteemTue Jul 14 1992 10:390
396.13752Miss Kitty -> CatwomanNSSMAC::BONNELLHappy! Happy! Joy! Joy!Tue Jul 14 1992 10:581
    
396.13753Batman ReturnsTHEGIZ::PITARDI can do it with either.Tue Jul 14 1992 11:181
       
396.13754Batman Returns -> forget something, big guy?NECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Tue Jul 14 1992 16:591
    
396.13755forget something, big guy? -> Virtual Memory ExhaustedCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Jul 15 1992 14:351
    
396.13756Virtual Memory Exhausted --> OverloadPOBOX::VANTILBURGYou Belong In The Zoo!!Thu Jul 16 1992 10:341
    
396.13757Overload -> Lover OwedIMTDEV::DWENDL::ROBERTS$PReason, Purpose, Self-esteemThu Jul 16 1992 10:440
396.13758Lover Owed -> BlackmailSUBWAY::BONNELLHappy! Happy! Joy! Joy!Thu Jul 16 1992 10:530
396.13759Singles ClassifiedsPOWDML::SATOWThu Jul 16 1992 13:043
Blackmail -->  White Male -->  SWM -->  Singles Classifieds


396.13760KAOFS::S_BROOKThu Jul 16 1992 16:031
             -< Singles Classifieds > One per customer please >-
396.13761One per customer please =>> free Perot t-shirtsNECSC::BIELSKIJust say Noe.Fri Jul 17 1992 09:321
    
396.13762free Perot t-shirts -> Nah. Fry himSUBWAY::BONNELLHappy! Happy! Joy! Joy!Fri Jul 17 1992 09:441
    (Actually, the *real* entrepreneurs doubled the price)
396.13763Nah. Fry him -> You're Welcome!CPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Jul 17 1992 17:296
    Nah. Fry him -> A chip off the old block -> 
                       |            
                      potatoe         
                       |             
                       v
          blockhead-> Dan Q-> You're Welcome!
396.13764Noe, I'm IndianianNECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Sun Jul 19 1992 12:471
    Dan Q is from Indiana.
396.13765KAOFS::S_BROOKMon Jul 20 1992 10:542
	-< Noe, I'm Indianian > Is that Curly, Larry and Noe ? >-

396.13766Is that Curly, Larry and Noe ? --> Noe, that's not rightJIT081::DIAMONDbad wiring. That was probably it. Very bad.Mon Jul 20 1992 22:360
396.13767Noe, that's not right -> sounds write to meSUBWAY::BONNELLHappy! Happy! Joy! Joy!Mon Jul 20 1992 23:341
    
396.13768sounds write to me -> it can't be riteRANGER::BACKSTROMbwk,pjp;SwTools;pg2;lines23-24Tue Jul 21 1992 03:040
396.13769KAOFS::S_BROOKTue Jul 21 1992 10:381
           -< it can't be rite -> so it must be gauche >-
396.13770so it must be gauche -> intentionally rive gaucheRDVAX::KALIKOWPartially sage, and rarely on timeTue Jul 21 1992 15:171
    
396.13771intentionally rive gauche --> rire, c'est gaucheSMURF::SMURF::BINDERRem ratam agiteTue Jul 21 1992 15:511
    
396.13772rire, c'est gauche --> "OK, 'gauche'" said Rire.JIT081::DIAMONDbad wiring. That was probably it. Very bad.Tue Jul 21 1992 22:240
396.13773KAOFS::S_BROOKWed Jul 22 1992 10:591
That's hard aport to you said the Rear Admiral!
396.13774That's hard aport... -> .., SternlyCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Jul 22 1992 14:031
    
396.13775..,Sternly -> with a stiff bowNECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Wed Jul 22 1992 17:411
    
396.13776Bo(w) --> BOXVMSMKT::KENAHKeep on keepin' on...Thu Jul 23 1992 10:390
396.13777BOX --> earsIEDUX::jonNo, she went of her own accordThu Jul 23 1992 11:090
396.13778KAOFS::S_BROOKThu Jul 23 1992 11:421
                       -< BOX --> ears -> ears we go again! >-
396.13779ears we go again -> bugs bunny -> eh what's up doc?SUBWAY::BONNELLHappy! Happy! Joy! Joy!Thu Jul 23 1992 14:191
    
396.13780GENSIS::LAVEYDon't think of the danger....Thu Jul 23 1992 20:232
	eh what's up doc? --> Be vewy vewy qwiet... I'm hunting wabbits!

396.13781First you catch a rabbit.SMURF::SMURF::BINDERRem ratam agiteFri Jul 24 1992 12:021
    I'm hunting wabbits! --> Recipe for Hassenpfeffer:
396.13782First you catch a rabbit -> Pregnancy TestIMTDEV::DWENDL::ROBERTS$PReason, Purpose, Self-esteemFri Jul 24 1992 12:531
    
396.13783Pregnancy Test -> Do I have to study for it?CPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Jul 24 1992 13:471
    
396.13784Do I have to study for it? -> First Lesson FreeRDVAX::KALIKOWPartially sage, and rarely on timeFri Jul 24 1992 16:061
    
396.13785First Lesson Free -> then practice! practice! practice!NECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Tue Jul 28 1992 18:501
    
396.13786practice! practice! practice! --> the first three noyadesJIT081::DIAMONDbad wiring. That was probably it. Very bad.Tue Jul 28 1992 22:030
396.13787the first three noyades -> last of the MohicansHLFS00::STEENWINKELR80STThu Jul 30 1992 11:401
    
396.13788Last of the Mohicans -> crew cuts are back in styleNSSMAC::BONNELLHappy! Happy! Joy! Joy!Thu Jul 30 1992 22:381
    
396.13789crew cuts are back in style --> crew cuts and a coxswainSMURF::BINDERRem ratam agiteFri Jul 31 1992 09:301
    
396.13790crew cuts and a coxswain -> The LettermenCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Aug 04 1992 10:271
    
396.13791The Lettermen --> Be True to Your SchoolSMURF::BINDERUt aperies operaTue Aug 04 1992 10:481
    Lettermen --> Letter sweater --> Beach Boys song title
396.13792Be True to Your School -> rebel fishNECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Tue Aug 04 1992 22:331
    
396.13793rebel fish -> Confederate CodCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Aug 05 1992 13:511
    
396.13794Confederate Cod -> gone SouthNECSC::BIELSKIChoose or lose.Mon Aug 10 1992 14:261
    
396.13795gone South >- out of orderRICKS::PHIPPSTue Aug 11 1992 10:450
396.13796out of order -> Wot! No Spam?KAOFS::S_BROOKTue Aug 11 1992 10:591
    
396.13797Wot! No Spam? --> Maps on tow --> Atlas ShruggedPOWDML::SATOWTue Aug 11 1992 11:550
396.13798Atlas Shrugged --> DagnySMURF::BINDERUt aperies operaTue Aug 11 1992 12:131
    
396.13799Atlas shrugged -> Earthquakes ensuedKAOFS::S_BROOKTue Aug 11 1992 12:131
    
396.13800Earthquakes ensued -> bugs bugged outNECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Wed Aug 12 1992 16:341
    
396.13801bugs bugged out -> carrot crop saved!CPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Aug 12 1992 17:071
    
396.13802carrot crop saved --> redhead's locks preservedSMURF::BINDERUt aperies operaThu Aug 13 1992 10:211
    
396.13803locks preserved -> cluster transitionNSSMAC::BONNELLHappy! Happy! Joy! Joy!Thu Aug 13 1992 22:370
396.13804cluster transition -> Sometimes I feel like a nut...IMTDEV::DWENDL::ROBERTS$PReason, Purpose, Self-esteemFri Aug 14 1992 11:531
    
396.13805Sometimes I feel like a nut... -> uther times eye R wonNECSC::BIELSKIbut I *AM* smiling...Tue Aug 18 1992 10:051
    
396.13806uther times eye R won -> Flowers for Algernon CPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Aug 18 1992 11:591
    
396.13807Flowers..-> Weather forecastingHLFS00::STEENWINKELR80STThu Aug 20 1992 09:381
    Flowers for Algernon->Pygmalion->The rain in Spain...->Weather forecasting
396.13808Weather forecasting -> Stage for Acting CPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Aug 21 1992 16:491
    
396.13809Stage for Acting -> all the worldNECSC::BIELSKIbut I *AM* smiling...Fri Aug 21 1992 18:221
    
396.13810all the world -> just playing!PAOIS::HILLAn immigrant in ParisMon Aug 24 1992 08:491
    all the world > is a stage > and all the men and women
396.13811just playing! -> You Are Here CPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Aug 26 1992 09:352
    just playing! -> with fire -> The Doors + TFSO(the doors) ->
    Exit -> 'X' it, X marks the spot ->   
396.13812You are here --> Can't get therePOWDML::SATOWWed Aug 26 1992 13:100
396.13813Can't get there --> BOXed inSMURF::BINDERUt aperies operaWed Aug 26 1992 16:371
    Sorry, Andrew, couldn't resist...
396.13814BOXed in -> Cauliflower EarsIMTDEV::DWENDL::ROBERTS$PReason, Purpose, Self-esteemWed Aug 26 1992 18:351
    
396.13815Cauliflower Ears -> Carrot NoseRANGER::BACKSTROMbwk,pjp;SwTools;pg2;lines23-24Wed Aug 26 1992 19:170
396.13816NSSMAC::BONNELLSave me, Powdered-Toast Man !Thu Aug 27 1992 00:071
    carrots -> orange broccoli -> Nope. Won't eat that.
396.13817Nope. Won't eat that -> Brussel sproutsPAOIS::HILLAn immigrant in ParisThu Aug 27 1992 06:111
    
396.13818Brussel sprouts -> MicroCabbageCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Aug 27 1992 08:532
    Brussel sprouts - > Keebler Elves :-)
    
396.13819MicroCabbage -> PetitsPoisRDVAX::KALIKOWPartially sage, and rarely on timeFri Aug 28 1992 16:231
    
396.13820PetitsPois --> PatapanSMURF::BINDERUt aperies operaFri Aug 28 1992 17:151
    
396.13821Patapan --> Bang a BOX!VMSMKT::KENAHKeep on keepin' on...Fri Aug 28 1992 19:100
396.13822Bang a BOX! --> Pound out Vivaldi'sJIT081::DIAMONDbad wiring. That was probably it. Very bad.Sun Aug 30 1992 22:110
396.13823Pound out Vivaldi's -> Roll over BeethovenRDVAX::KALIKOWPartially sage, and rarely on timeSun Aug 30 1992 23:101
    
396.13824Roll over Beethoven --> Mannheim SteamrollerSMURF::BINDERUt aperies operaMon Aug 31 1992 09:561
    
396.13825Mannheim Steamroller --> Steamboat WillieJGODCL::APETERSI like {VAX|Bank}notesMon Aug 31 1992 10:330
396.13826Steamboat Willie -> Mickey MouseSUBWAY::BONNELLSave me, Powdered-Toast Man !Mon Aug 31 1992 10:561
    Wasn't "Steamboat Willie" the first Mickey Mouse cartoon?
396.13827Mickey Mouse -> Ticky Tacky -> Cracker Jack -> BOX!VMSMKT::KENAHKeep on keepin' on...Tue Sep 01 1992 10:500
396.13828BOX! -> Hot Box -> Alpha -> AlphabetRDVAX::KALIKOWPartially sage, and rarely on timeTue Sep 01 1992 11:328
    Hey ::KENAH, you tryin' ta kill off this topic by persistently
    strangling it??  In the face of the prevalent low contribution rate
    into JOYOFLEX, imho this is wrong...  We need whatever UNSEENs we can
    get...  :-)  :-)
    
    OmyGosh, did I just DEFEND word-association-football?  I guess I _am_
    desperate...  :-(
    
396.13829alphabet => depressionKAOFS::S_BROOKTue Sep 01 1992 12:105
    
    All this BOXing was getting me depressed ... so ...
    
    alphabet => soup => crackers => animal crackers => Alice's Restaurant
    => Arlo Guthrie => Woody Guthrie => depression
396.13830depression --> tongueSMURF::BINDERUt aperies operaTue Sep 01 1992 13:101
    
396.13831tongue >- cheek >- joyoflexRICKS::PHIPPSTue Sep 01 1992 13:190
396.13832'tongue->cheek->joyoflex' -> lapsus linguaeRDVAX::KALIKOWPartially sage, and rarely on timeTue Sep 01 1992 13:341
    
396.13833VMSMKT::KENAHKeep on keepin' on...Tue Sep 01 1992 14:400
396.13834RDVAX::KALIKOWPartially sage, and rarely on timeTue Sep 01 1992 14:551
    btw, Andrew, re .13833 -- MAJOR giggles!!
396.13835I gotta crow! --> Heckle or Jeckle?SMURF::BINDERUt aperies operaWed Sep 02 1992 09:551
    
396.13836Heckle or Jeckle ==> HydeCOOKIE::EGGERSAnybody can fly with an engine.Wed Sep 02 1992 10:171
    
396.13837Hyde -> Hide, Hide, The Cow's OutsideIMTDEV::DWENDL::ROBERTS$PReason, Purpose, Self-esteemWed Sep 02 1992 12:151
    
396.13838the cow's outside --> shut the barn doorPOWDML::SATOWWed Sep 02 1992 13:520
396.13839shut the barn door => but the horse has already boltedKAOFS::S_BROOKWed Sep 02 1992 16:011
    
396.13840but the horse has already bolted => nut bolts and screwsJIT081::DIAMONDbad wiring. That was probably it. Very bad.Wed Sep 02 1992 22:470
396.13841nut bolts and screws --> lock, stock, & barrelSMURF::BINDERUt aperies operaThu Sep 03 1992 13:291
    
396.13842SUBWAY::BONNELLSave me, Powdered-Toast Man !Thu Sep 03 1992 14:171
    lock, stock & barrel -> roll out the barrel -> Everybody Polka!
396.13843Connect the dotsPOWDML::SATOWThu Sep 03 1992 17:006
		  +--> And a vun, and a two --+
		  |			      |
Everybody Polka!--+			      +---> Connect the dots
		  |			      |
		  +-----------> Dots ---------+

396.13844Dots -> Pixels -> TV -> Idiot BOXVMSMKT::KENAHKeep on keepin' on...Thu Sep 03 1992 17:420
396.13845Idiot box ==> idiot ==> idiot savantCOOKIE::EGGERSAnybody can fly with an engine.Thu Sep 03 1992 17:461
    
396.13846idiot savant -> Pi to 3000 placesCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Sep 08 1992 13:541
    
396.13847Pi to 3000 places ==> very small slicesCOOKIE::EGGERSAnybody can fly with an engine.Tue Sep 08 1992 13:571
    
396.13848very small slices => acute commentRDVAX::KALIKOWBuddy, can youse paradigm?Tue Sep 08 1992 14:091
    
396.13849acute comment ==> obtuse commentCOOKIE::EGGERSAnybody can fly with an engine.Tue Sep 08 1992 15:211
    
396.13850obtuse comment==>obese momentCALS::THACKERAYTue Sep 08 1992 15:311
    
396.13851obese moment --> pregnant momentPOWDML::SATOWTue Sep 08 1992 17:480
396.13852pregnant moment --> expectant presentAUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Tue Sep 08 1992 20:101
    
396.13853present --> gift BOXVMSMKT::KENAHKeep on keepin' on...Wed Sep 09 1992 10:360
396.13854gift BOX ==> BOXCOOKIE::EGGERSAnybody can fly with an engine.Wed Sep 09 1992 13:092
    Let's see if a complete circle back to the base note causes
    the world (or at least Digital) to end.
396.13855BOX -> nap CPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Sep 09 1992 14:269
    
                                                              
     BOX => BO + X => BO + Y => BOY => Child => Children => ( Gr.  Kind )
                   ^                                              |
                   when x = y                                     v
                                                              Kindergarten
                                                                  |
                                                                  v
                                                                
396.13856nap -> sackRICKS::PHIPPSWed Sep 09 1992 16:391
     I know.
396.13857sack => sackbut => krummhornRDVAX::KALIKOWBuddy, can youse paradigm?Wed Sep 09 1992 16:432
    Whew, glad I got here before Andrew Kenah!  :-)
    
396.13858krummhorn => Mukkinese battlehornLINGO::KNOWLESSpelling chequers are knot the hole answerThu Sep 10 1992 08:554
But `sackbut' was crying out for `=> Malmsey', wasn't it? Ah well. De gustibus
non thingummy.

b
396.13859Mukkinese battlehorn --> A MysteryAUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Fri Sep 11 1992 00:102
    
    
396.13860<A Mystery --> A MRS. Tree>GIDDAY::BURTChele Burt - CSC Sydney, DTN 7355693Fri Sep 11 1992 02:553
    
    

396.13861A Mrs. Tree --> and lands in the water hazardJIT081::DIAMONDbad wiring. That was probably it. Very bad.Fri Sep 11 1992 05:080
396.13862and lands in the water hazard -> Mario and LuigiCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Sep 11 1992 11:181
    
396.13863Mario and Luigi --> Spiny NormanSMURF::BINDERUt aperies operaFri Sep 11 1992 11:301
    
396.13864Spiny Norman --> Norman SpinradSTAR::CANTORDave CantorTue Sep 15 1992 00:170
396.13865Norman Spinrad -> Norman SchwartzkopfRDVAX::KALIKOWBuddy, can youse paradigm?Wed Sep 16 1992 14:032
      ... someone get us out of this name-association-football mode ...
    
396.13866Norman Schwartzkopf -> blackheadIMTDEV::DWENDL::ROBERTS$PReason, Purpose, Self-esteemWed Sep 16 1992 14:251
    
396.13867blackhead -> 396.13730 -> black hand -> Cosa NostraRDVAX::KALIKOWBuddy, can youse paradigm?Wed Sep 16 1992 15:092
    (whew, that was close!)
    
396.13868Cosa Nostra -> Family Values ( :-) ) CPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Sep 17 1992 10:161
    
396.13869Family Values -> GarotteHLFS00::STEENWINKELR80STThu Sep 17 1992 11:253
    Family Values -> Family Ties -> the Tie that Binds -> Garotte
    Cosa Nostra ------------------------------------------^
    
396.13870Garotte --> necktieSMURF::BINDERUt aperies operaThu Sep 17 1992 11:411
    
396.13871necktie ---> black tie --->VNABRW::OSLANSKY_WThu Sep 17 1992 11:461
    
396.13872black tie ---> black belt --->VNABRW::OSLANSKY_WThu Sep 17 1992 11:471
    
396.13873VNABRW::OSLANSKY_WThu Sep 17 1992 11:481
    
396.13874CALS::DESELMSReachin' for that High CThu Sep 17 1992 14:140
396.13875Buddha -> Can you spare a dime?CPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Sep 17 1992 16:241
    
396.13876Buddha, can you spare a dime? => Mind if I smoke?CRADAN::KALIKOWBuddy, can youse paradigm?Thu Sep 17 1992 16:542
                       (somehow, I felt called upon... :-)
    
396.13877Mind if I smoke? --> Light my fireSMURF::BINDERUt aperies operaThu Sep 17 1992 17:391
    
396.13878Light my fire -> more heat than lightNECSC::BIELSKIbut I *AM* smiling...Thu Sep 17 1992 18:521
    
396.13879six worm glow voltsAUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Thu Sep 17 1992 19:536
    Mind if I smoke?  Don't care if your burst into flames!
    
    
    < more heat than light --> Volkswagen headlights --> six worm glow
    volts >
    dj
396.13880six work glow volts -> glow little glow worm, glimmer, glimmerRICKS::PHIPPSThu Sep 17 1992 22:210
396.13881glow little glow worm, glimmer, glimmer --> Digital's salesJIT081::DIAMONDbad wiring. That was probably it. Very bad.Thu Sep 17 1992 22:550
396.13882Digital's Sales -> runneth over CPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Sep 18 1992 11:411
    Digital's sales -> Digital's Sails -> America's Cup ->
396.13883runneth over -> run-on sentencesCRADAN::KALIKOWBuddy, can youse paradigm?Fri Sep 18 1992 12:191
    
396.13884run-on sentences -> concurrent sentencesNECSC::BIELSKIbut I *AM* smiling...Fri Sep 18 1992 16:171
    
396.13885concurrent sentences --> life and timesSMURF::BINDERUt aperies operaFri Sep 18 1992 16:551
    
396.13886life and times -> Reader's Digest and NewsweeksNECSC::BIELSKIAll's well that endsSun Sep 20 1992 11:451
    
396.13887Newsweek -> I Had Bigfoot's Baby !SUBWAY::BONNELLSave me, Powdered-Toast Man !Mon Sep 21 1992 17:311
    Newsweek -> Weekly World News -> I Had Bigfoot's Baby !
396.13888I Had Bigfoot's Baby -> The agony of De-Feat?CPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Sep 22 1992 09:172
    Another Murphy Brown? 
    
396.13889agony of De-Feat -> non-Olympic eventNECSC::BIELSKIAll's well that endsWed Sep 23 1992 10:201
    
396.13890non-Olympc event -> Synchronized Swimming ?SUBWAY::BONNELLSave me, Powdered-Toast Man !Wed Sep 23 1992 10:511
    the possiblities are endless...
396.13891Synchronized Swimming? -> Pool Sharks? CPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Sep 24 1992 09:081
    
396.13892Pool Sharks? => lounge lizardsLINGO::KNOWLESSpelling chequers are knot the hole answerThu Sep 24 1992 09:260
396.13893(lounge) lizards --> snake-eyes --> BOXcarsVMSMKT::KENAHKeep on keepin' on...Thu Sep 24 1992 12:290
396.13894BOXcars --> ridin' the railsSMURF::BINDERUt aperies operaThu Sep 24 1992 12:391
    
396.13895ridin' the rails -> Choo Choo Charlie was an EngineerSUBWAY::BONNELLSave me, Powdered-Toast Man !Thu Sep 24 1992 16:061
    
396.13896Choo Choo Charlie was an Engineer --> Gandy DancerAUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Thu Sep 24 1992 19:471
    
396.13897Gandy Dancer --> Kerry DancerVNABRW::OSLANSKY_WFri Sep 25 1992 07:510
396.13898Kerry Dancer --> TitanicVNABRW::OSLANSKY_WFri Sep 25 1992 07:520
396.13899Titanic --> Digital?VNABRW::OSLANSKY_WFri Sep 25 1992 07:520
396.13900Digital? --> Still Going StrongVNABRW::OSLANSKY_WFri Sep 25 1992 07:550
396.13901Still Going Strong --> Johnny WalkerVNABRW::OSLANSKY_WFri Sep 25 1992 07:560
396.13902Johnny Walker --> ScotchPOBOX::VANTILBURGYou Belong In The Zoo!!Fri Sep 25 1992 13:501
    
396.13903Scotch => Places where English completely disappearsRDVAX::KALIKOWTFSO GHWBFri Sep 25 1992 16:187
    from "My Fair Lady" by (?) Lerner & Loew (??), Prof. Higgins' number
    entitled "Why can't the English learn to speak?"
    
    "The Scotch and the Irish leave you close to tears."
    
    "There even are places where English _completely disappears!_"
    
396.13904...-> Everything's great in America!SUBWAY::BONNELLSave me, Powdered-Toast Man !Fri Sep 25 1992 17:325
    In America, they haven't spoken it for years -->
    
    	Everythings great in America
    		(West Side Story, Bernstein/Sondheim (?))
    		(who *was* the lyricist?)
396.13905Everything's great in America! -> paved with goldCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Mon Sep 28 1992 08:381
    
396.13906gold --> Strong BOXVMSMKT::KENAHKeep on keepin' on...Mon Sep 28 1992 11:302
    P.S.  -- Sondheim was the lyricist for "West Side Story"  Bernstein
             was the composer.
396.13907gold --> Strong BOX --> Fort KnoxGAVEL::SATOWMon Sep 28 1992 16:345
re: a few back

Wasn't it "Everythng's FREE in America"?


396.13908Fort Knox -> Knock KnockSUBWAY::BONNELLSave me, Powdered-Toast Man !Tue Sep 29 1992 22:501
    I think there were several "Everything's ... in America" lines
396.13909knock Knock --> ouch!AUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Wed Sep 30 1992 04:4514
    a french knock knock joke?
    
    
    Frappe Frappe
    
    Qui est la?
    
    Lorste.
    
    
    lorste qui?
    
    
    oui!
396.13910ouch! -> my knees hurtNECSC::BIELSKIAre we there yet?Thu Oct 01 1992 11:471
    
396.13911my knees hurt -> thirty fleeing fleasCNTROL::HUBERFile and ForgetThu Oct 01 1992 12:180
396.13912thirty fleeing fleas --> twenty flying fliesGAVEL::SATOWThu Oct 01 1992 14:281
396.13913twenty flying flies -> ten little endiansNECSC::BIELSKIAre we there yet?Thu Oct 01 1992 15:301
    
396.13914ten little indians -> and then there were nineIMTDEV::DWENDL::ROBERTS$PReason, Purpose, Self-esteemThu Oct 01 1992 15:441
    
396.13915and then there were nine -> RAY-O-VACCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Oct 01 1992 16:064
    
    ? Ok, I'm still wondering about .13911 ( 'tho I hate to admit it )
    ? help
     
396.13916RAY-O-VAC -> Speed Of LightIMTDEV::DWENDL::ROBERTS$PReason, Purpose, Self-esteemTue Oct 06 1992 16:161
    
396.13917Speed Of Light --> cCALS::DESELMSReachin' for that High CTue Oct 06 1992 16:383
    

396.13918c -> a square dealNECSC::BIELSKIAre we there yet?Tue Oct 06 1992 18:071
    
396.13919a square deal -> AcePEKING::RANWELLJGood Old-Fashioned Lover BoyWed Oct 07 1992 03:401
    
396.13920Ace --> sleeveGAVEL::SATOWWed Oct 07 1992 09:091
396.13921sleeve -> vinylPEKING::RANWELLJGood Old-Fashioned Lover BoyWed Oct 07 1992 10:061
    
396.13922sleeve -> cuff -> BOXSUBWAY::BONNELLSave me, Powdered-Toast Man !Wed Oct 07 1992 10:101
    
396.13923'cuff->BOX' => WHO CLONED ANDREW K. :-) ??RDVAX::KALIKOWTFSO GHWBWed Oct 07 1992 12:081
    
396.13924plastic replicaGAVEL::SATOWWed Oct 07 1992 16:119


	+-->cuff-->BOX-->Who cloned Andrew K.?--+
	|					|
sleeve--+					+--> plastic replica
	|					|
	+-------------->vinyl-------------------+

396.13925plastic replica -> Telegraph KeyCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Oct 07 1992 17:0210
    plastic replica -> figurine -> statue -> 
    
    song flash ... "I don't care if it rains or freezes 
                    slong's I got my plastic jesus 
                    sittin' on the dashboard of my car"
                    ......
    
    ( Interlude: Can't leave any car word! AK will (glove)box it. )
     
    dashboard ->   
396.13926Dashboard -> directorPEKING::RANWELLJGood Old-Fashioned Lover BoyThu Oct 08 1992 03:251
    
396.13927dashboard -> no gloveBOX -> motorbikeHLFS00::STEENWINKELR80STThu Oct 08 1992 07:341
    
396.13929dead heatNECSC::BIELSKIAre we there yet?Thu Oct 08 1992 09:4510
    
    					^
    					|
    		director --> referee  --|
    					|
    		motorbike --> race -->--|
    					|
    		      I was first  -->--|
    
    	
396.13930dead heat -> HellPEKING::RANWELLJI read the news today...Thu Oct 08 1992 09:531
    
396.13931Hell -> ... freezes over -> news flash!HLFS00::STEENWINKELR80STThu Oct 08 1992 13:026
    
    
    
    
    Re:.28 Apologies. But it has happened more often... or even combining
    from a couple back (as you've seen). It's just a game :-)
396.13932news flash! -> GallPEKING::RANWELLJI read the news today...Fri Oct 09 1992 03:433
     No worries, (note .13931 deleted)
    
    Jon
396.13933Gall->Gallup->opinion poll->electionsHLFS00::STEENWINKELR80STFri Oct 09 1992 07:371
    
396.13934elections -> Chinese hard-onsPEKING::RANWELLJcomfortably numbFri Oct 09 1992 07:561
    Couldn't bear to let it get on to politics...yawn!
396.13935Chinese hard-ons -> overcooked wontonsSUBWAY::BONNELLSave me, Powdered-Toast Man !Fri Oct 09 1992 08:511
    
396.13936overcooked wontons -> half-baked wantonsNECSC::BIELSKIIt's just another OzFri Oct 09 1992 14:171
    
396.13937VMSMKT::KENAHThere's three sides to every story...Fri Oct 09 1992 17:410
396.13938STAR::CANTORDave CantorFri Oct 09 1992 22:490
396.13939RDVAX::KALIKOWTFSO GHWBSat Oct 10 1992 09:4511
396.13940SMURF::BINDERUt aperies operaTue Oct 13 1992 09:201
    
396.13941Harley Dionnes -> Davidson WarwicksCALS::DESELMSReachin' for that High CTue Oct 13 1992 14:300
396.13942Davidson Warwicks --> Harley and RoseAUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Tue Oct 13 1992 18:071
    
396.13943Harley and Rose -> Axl on a HogSUBWAY::BONNELLSave me, Powdered-Toast Man !Tue Oct 13 1992 21:071
    (Shakespeare seemed to cliched)
396.13944Axl on a Hog -> Spit roastPEKING::RANWELLJcomfortably numbWed Oct 14 1992 03:581
    
396.13945Spit Roast -> Hog on an AxleRICKS::PHIPPSWed Oct 14 1992 08:531
396.13946Hog on an Axle -> Pig on a motorbikePEKING::RANWELLJSmoke me a kipper...Wed Oct 14 1992 09:181
    
396.13947Pig on a motorbike -> Puddle jumper on a Puddle jumperCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Oct 14 1992 09:201
    
396.13948Puddle Jumper on a Puddle Jumper -->Jemina Puddleduck's DrakeAUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Wed Oct 14 1992 18:4417
    
    
    
    Re    <<< Note 396.13943 by SUBWAY::BONNELL "Save me, Powdered-Toast Man !" >>>
    
    
    
    (Shakespeare seemed to cliched)
    
    
    Cliched : vnt.. : to pale
    
    "Hearing the brakes, John visibly clicheded!"
    
    ;-)
    
    
396.13949Drake -> Sir FrancisSUBWAY::BONNELLSave me, Powdered-Toast Man !Wed Oct 14 1992 22:321
    Ok. Ok.  I can't type.
396.13950Francis->Bacon-> .. and eggsHLFS00::STEENWINKELR80STThu Oct 15 1992 12:551
    
396.13951.. and eggs --> .. and wiseAUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Thu Oct 15 1992 19:031
    
396.13952and wise -> MorecambePEKING::RANWELLJSmoke me a kipper...Fri Oct 16 1992 04:331
    
396.13953Morecambe -> PseudonymKERNEL::MORRISWhich universe did you dial?Fri Oct 16 1992 04:554
    Morecambe		->	Lancashire
    Lancashire		->	Red Rose
    Red Rose		->	"A rose by any other name"
    "..other name"	->	Pseudonym
396.13954Pseudonym -> mercenarySUBWAY::BONNELLIf you don't VOTE you can't complainFri Oct 16 1992 10:001
    Pseudonym -> nom de guerre -> mercenary
396.13955mercenary --> DorsaiSMURF::BINDERUt aperies operaFri Oct 16 1992 10:382
    The Dorsai are a planet of mercenaries in Gordon Dickson's science
    fiction series The Childe Cycle.
396.13956Dorsai --> knock knockGAVEL::SATOWFri Oct 16 1992 11:091
396.13957knock knock -> night nightCALS::DESELMSReachin' for that High CFri Oct 16 1992 11:490
396.13958night night -> night sight -> night sighVNABRW::OSLANSKY_WFri Oct 16 1992 11:560
396.13959night sigh -> grim reaperCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Oct 16 1992 13:201
    
396.13960asunderAUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Sun Oct 18 1992 21:082
    night sigh --> nigh sigh --> nisi --> separation --> apart --> asunder
                         grim reaper --/
396.13961asunder > as-under > antipodesPAOIS::HILLAn immigrant in ParisMon Oct 19 1992 06:071
    
396.13962.. -> MohammedHLFS00::STEENWINKELR80STMon Oct 19 1992 09:191
    antipodes -> antelopes -> ant elopes -> anthill -> molehill -> mountain
396.13963Mo hammed -> it upJARETH::MCGANLife's too short for warm beerMon Oct 19 1992 17:491
    
396.13964it up --> it down --> it in --> it out -->hokey cokeyAUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Mon Oct 19 1992 23:531
    
396.13965hokey cokey -> realisePEKING::RANWELLJSmoke me a kipper...Tue Oct 20 1992 06:225
    hokey -> hockey -> ice             \
                                        \
                                         >-- real ice -> realise
                                        /
    cokey -> coke -> the real thing    /
396.13966realise -> RE: AliceVNABRW::OSLANSKY_WTue Oct 20 1992 07:130
396.13967Alice -> beerPEKING::RANWELLJSmoke me a kipper...Tue Oct 20 1992 07:392
    Alice -> Cooper -> barrel maker -> beer 
    
396.13968beer -> one who isCALS::DESELMSReachin' for that High CTue Oct 20 1992 08:130
396.13969(one) [Dr.] WHO (is) --> Call BOXVMSMKT::KENAHThere's three sides to every story...Tue Oct 20 1992 09:180
396.13970Call BOX --> always out of orderWMOIS::KOWALEWICZ_MI saw the light at Little Brewster!Tue Oct 20 1992 10:220
396.13971always out of order -> order of always outPEKING::RANWELLJSmoke me a kipper...Tue Oct 20 1992 10:401
    
396.13972GAVEL::SATOWTue Oct 20 1992 10:455
always out of order -> order of always out -> order of odd fellows

    

396.13973Loyal Order of Odd Fellows --> LOOF --> OOTB --> Out of the BOXVMSMKT::KENAHThere's three sides to every story...Tue Oct 20 1992 11:180
396.13974Out of the BOX ==> BOXCOOKIE::EGGERSAnybody can fly with an engine.Tue Oct 20 1992 12:092
    I keep returning to the note that started all this, but somehow
    closing the loop never seems to end it.
396.13975BOX ==> all BOXed in ==> BOX ==> BOXJIT081::DIAMONDbad wiring. That was probably it. Very bad.Tue Oct 20 1992 21:340
396.13976Box --> JobSTAR::CANTORDave CantorWed Oct 21 1992 00:305
"Freezing you is my job."

     Box, in Logan's Run.

Dave C.
396.13977Job ---> TFSO --> rsvp --> co-can-do--> TFSO -->new JobAUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Wed Oct 21 1992 03:421
    
396.13978new Job -> same old meNECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Wed Oct 21 1992 18:041
    
396.13979same old me -> Nick DangerIMTDEV::DWENDL::ROBERTS$PReason, Purpose, Self-esteemThu Oct 22 1992 09:151
    same old me -> same old place -> the old Same place -> Nick Danger
396.13980Nick Danger -> Lone RangerRDVAX::KALIKOWSchizos for Clinton/Bush!!Thu Oct 22 1992 17:121
    
396.13981Lone Ranger -> single burnerJARETH::MCGANLife's too short for warm beerThu Oct 22 1992 17:311
    
396.13982single burner -> single malt -> single maleRDVAX::KALIKOWSchizos for Clinton/Bush!!Thu Oct 22 1992 18:091
    
396.13983single malt / single male -> the joys of lifeHLFS00::STEENWINKELprintf(halloc(world)\n)Thu Oct 22 1992 18:281
    
396.13984the joys of life -> ... -> ENOUGHT ALREADY !!SUBWAY::BONNELLIf you don't VOTE you can't complainThu Oct 22 1992 21:411
    The joys of life -> the joy of sex -> Madonna -> ENOUGH ALREADY !!!
396.13985the joys of life --> and a cigarette after....AUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Thu Oct 22 1992 21:551
    
396.13986and a cigarette after.... -->JIT081::DIAMONDbad wiring. That was probably it. Very bad.Thu Oct 22 1992 22:201
    (Translation:  gagged)
396.13987gagged => gag me with a spoon -> WitherspoonRDVAX::KALIKOWSchizos for Clinton/Bush!!Thu Oct 22 1992 22:301
    
396.13988Witherspoon --> freedom --> celebration --> firecrackerSMURF::BINDERUt aperies operaSat Oct 24 1992 16:062
    My ancestor James Witherspoon's brother John signed the Declaration of
    Independence as a member of the New Jersey delegation.
396.13989firecracker --> layoffdeveloperJIT081::DIAMONDbad wiring. That was probably it. Very bad.Sun Oct 25 1992 21:420
396.13990layoffdeveloper -> skyhighphotographerNECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Mon Oct 26 1992 14:591
    
396.13991skyhighphotographer >- HubbleRICKS::PHIPPSMon Oct 26 1992 20:101
     If that's how you spell the name of the space telescope.
396.13992Hubble --> Dubble BubbleSMURF::BINDERUt aperies operaTue Oct 27 1992 09:131
    
396.13993Dubble Bubble --> Toil and TroubleGAVEL::SATOWTue Oct 27 1992 09:160
396.13994Toil and Trouble -> WifePEKING::RANWELLJThe tide is turningTue Oct 27 1992 09:321
    Toil and Trouble -> Trouble and Strife -> Wife
396.13995Toil and Trouble -> Toilet TroubleIMTDEV::DWENDL::ROBERTS$PReason, Purpose, Self-esteemTue Oct 27 1992 09:331
    
396.13996Toilet Trouble -> WifePEKING::RANWELLJThe tide is turningTue Oct 27 1992 09:392
     Toilet Trouble -> second and third parts of *my* reply still apply ;^)
    
396.13997wife -> wiffle-ballRDVAX::KALIKOWSchizos for Clinton/Bush!!Wed Oct 28 1992 07:352
    :-)
    
396.13998wiffle-ball -> wimp'll bawlNECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Wed Oct 28 1992 11:461
    too much election year TV
396.13999wimp'll bawl -> shrimp'll crawlCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Oct 29 1992 09:261
    
396.14000shripm'll crawl --> shrimpers'll trawlGAVEL::SATOWThu Oct 29 1992 09:290
396.14001shrimpers'll trawl -> king's catchPEKING::RANWELLJEat your words but don't go hungryThu Oct 29 1992 09:551
    You &^$*, I've been waiting for days for that  14000!
396.14002king's catch -> close, but no cigarHLFS00::STEENWINKELprintf(halloc(world)\n)Thu Oct 29 1992 11:061
    
396.14003close, but no cigar >- now you can start waiting for 15000RICKS::PHIPPSThu Oct 29 1992 12:230
396.14004...waiting for 15000 -> MethuselahRETRET::BIELSKIStan B.Thu Oct 29 1992 15:211
    
396.14005Methuselah --> JF SebastianJIT081::DIAMONDIt's been a lovely recession.Thu Oct 29 1992 21:351
    (Guess who just saw "Blade Runner".)
396.14006JF Sebastian -> Yogi BearJARETH::MCGANLife's too short for warm beerFri Oct 30 1992 08:292
    JF Sebastian -> Sebastian Cabot -> Cabot Lodge -> lodge -> jam -> jelly
    -> jellystone park -> yogi bear
396.14007Yogi Bear --> furry guruSMURF::BINDERUt aperies operaFri Oct 30 1992 10:571
    
396.14008Furry guru - > T. RexSUBWAY::BONNELLIf you don't VOTE you can't complainFri Oct 30 1992 13:441
    Furry Guru -> Metal Guru -> T. Rex
396.14009T. Rex --> Star TrexGAVEL::SATOWFri Oct 30 1992 14:124
re: .14001

Sorry.  But don't despair.  By my calculations, .15000 should come up around 
Christmas, 1993.
396.14010KAOFS::S_BROOKFri Oct 30 1992 14:132
		< T. Rex -> dinosaur X >

396.14011dinosaur X => antique graphics terminal protocolRDVAX::KALIKOWLe not justeSat Oct 31 1992 12:101
    
396.14012antique graphics terminal protocol --> Protocol --> Goldie HawnCSC32::D_DERAMODan D'Eramo, Customer Support CenterSat Oct 31 1992 16:118
	re .14009

>Sorry.  But don't despair.  By my calculations, .15000 should come up around 
>Christmas, 1993.
    
    	I'll be here. :-)
    
    	Dan
396.14013Goldie Hawn -> Laugh-In's PawnGIDDAY::BURTChele Burt - CSC Sydney, DTN 7355693Sun Nov 01 1992 22:460
396.14014Laugh-In's Pawn => Devil SpawnRDVAX::KALIKOWLe not justeMon Nov 02 1992 01:231
    
396.14015Devil Spawn --> DamienSMURF::BINDERUt aperies operaMon Nov 02 1992 09:284
    Re some distance back.
    
    When you've been here 150 million years, then you can say the dinosaurs
    were a failure.
396.14016Damien => Silent on a peak in DarienRDVAX::KALIKOWLe not justeMon Nov 02 1992 09:4412
    and re .14015  Dick, I don't recall anyone having said that the
    dinosaurs were a failure...  I made an invidious comparison between the
    antiquity of dinosaurs and my view of the X protocol, to be sure... 
    But I (at least) didn't say that _they_ were a failure...
    
    (... and not to rathole W-A-F with too much work-wonkishness, but I am
    am also not saying that X is a failure, but rather that it is an attempt
    to lengthen the life of the imho totally superannuated terminal paradigm 
    under the "protective coloration" of the client-server paradigm ...:-)
    
    Dan
    
396.14017Silent on a peak in Darien -> Connecticut guruNECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Tue Nov 03 1992 18:291
    
396.14018Connecticut guru -> Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's CourtRDVAX::KALIKOWLe not justeTue Nov 03 1992 19:1316
    BTW, since I read into .14017 a bit of "where did THAT come from??",
    .14016 was a vague recollection of an important line of some
    19th-century poem about, I suppose, Balboa upon the discovery of the
    Pacific Ocean.  Or was it Cortez?  
    
    ... shuffle-shuffle goes the Bartlett's ...
    
    Then felt I like some watcher of the skies
    When a new planet swims into his ken;
    Or like stout Cortez when with eagle eyes
    He star'd at the Pacific -- and all his men
    Look'd at each other with a wild surmise --
    Silent, upon a peak in Darien.
    
    	John Keats, 1795-1821
    
396.14019Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court --> DinosaurJIT081::DIAMONDIt's been a lovely recession.Tue Nov 03 1992 22:061
    (Intermediate step:  X patriot)
396.14020Dinosaur => FlintstoneFORTY2::KNOWLESSpelling chequers ah knot the hole answerWed Nov 04 1992 08:327
396.14021Flintstone -> Flint and steelIMTDEV::DWENDL::ROBERTS$PReason, Purpose, Self-esteemWed Nov 04 1992 10:201
    
396.14022Flint and Steel -> GM and PittsburghSUBWAY::BONNELLIf you don't VOTE you can't complainWed Nov 04 1992 20:511
    
396.14023GM and Pittsburgh ==> Three RiversCSC32::D_DERAMODan D'Eramo, Customer Support CenterWed Nov 04 1992 22:460
396.14024Three Rivers ==> Blood, Sweat, and TearsJIT081::DIAMONDIt's been a lovely recession.Wed Nov 04 1992 22:580
396.14025[an epsilon loop]VNABRW::OSLANSKY_WThu Nov 05 1992 06:064
    Blood, Sweat, and Tears ---> Winston Churchill ---> "no sports!" --->
    myself (200 lbs) ---> bye-bye, gang! ---> leaving the company ---> 
    Blood, Sweat, and Tears
    
396.14026B S & T --> Mr. CleanGAVEL::SATOWThu Nov 05 1992 08:3415
			 
			 	
Blood, Sweat, and Tears--> no toil--> less toil --> Mr. Clean


Blood Sweat and Tears is the singing group; I believe Churchills phrase was 
"blood, toil, tear, and sweat>'

"Lestoil" is the brand name for a household cleaner, as is "Mr. Clean"


re: .14025  Best wishes for the future.

Clay
			 	
396.14027Mr. Clean -> Janitor in a Drum -> Custodian in a BOXVMSMKT::KENAHI think it's about -- forgivenessThu Nov 05 1992 10:040
396.14028Custodian in a BOX ==> BOXCOOKIE::EGGERSAnybody can fly with an engine.Thu Nov 05 1992 10:341
    and the largest possible macro loop.
396.14029BOX --> ears (soundly!)SMURF::BINDERUt aperies operaThu Nov 05 1992 11:391
    
396.14030GAVEL::SATOWThu Nov 05 1992 11:483
                    ears (soundly!) --> 'ears soundly --> sees sightly
    

396.14031sees slightly -> smells horrendouslyNECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Thu Nov 05 1992 15:551
    
396.14032smells horrendously -> touches tactfullyCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Nov 05 1992 16:021
    
396.14033Touches tactfully -> How tastefulSUBWAY::BONNELLIf you don't VOTE you can't complainThu Nov 05 1992 20:391
    
396.14034How tasteful -> ISO Extended PascalJIT081::DIAMONDIt's been a lovely recession.Thu Nov 05 1992 21:431
    In contrast to a recent entry, I must protest that C's unsightly.
396.14035ISO Extended Pascal --> Scud IISMURF::BINDERUt aperies operaFri Nov 06 1992 09:171
    Scud == anagram of UCSD
396.14036Scud II => it's CUD to cows => grass => grass is always greenerRDVAX::KALIKOWLe not justeFri Nov 06 1992 09:221
    
396.14037grass is always greener --> over the septic tankGAVEL::SATOWFri Nov 06 1992 10:061
re: .14034 -- didn't say it was UNsightly
396.14038tank -> "tanks" for the memoriesSUBWAY::BONNELLIf you don't VOTE you can't complainFri Nov 06 1992 12:321
    
396.14039"tanks" for the memories --> hopelesslyCSC32::D_DERAMODan D'Eramo, Customer Support CenterFri Nov 06 1992 14:160
396.14040hopelessly -> Bing! It just hit me...NECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Fri Nov 06 1992 16:351
    
396.14041Bing! -> Crosby, Stills, Nash & YoungIMTDEV::DWENDL::ROBERTS$PReason, Purpose, Self-esteemMon Nov 09 1992 10:361
    
396.14042Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young >- Dewy, Cheatem, and HoweRICKS::PHIPPSMon Nov 09 1992 12:480
396.14043Dewy, Cheatem, and Howe -> Doolittle & ChargemoorPEKING::RANWELLJknock a little louder sugar!Tue Nov 10 1992 03:431
    
396.14044Doolittle & Chargemoor -> Buzzin, Blynken & CrashtNECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Tue Nov 10 1992 16:451
    
396.14045Buzzin, Blynken, & Crasht => Wynken, Blynken & NodRDVAX::KALIKOWLe not justeTue Nov 10 1992 17:051
    
396.14046CSC32::D_DERAMODan D'Eramo, Customer Support CenterTue Nov 10 1992 18:320
396.14047RDVAX::KALIKOWLe not justeTue Nov 10 1992 18:351
    
396.14048CSC32::D_DERAMODan D'Eramo, Customer Support CenterTue Nov 10 1992 18:420
396.14049Falling down -> Dead DucksSUBWAY::BONNELLIf you don't VOTE you can't complainTue Nov 10 1992 20:031
    
396.14050Dead Ducks -> Dumb ClucksRICKS::PHIPPSTue Nov 10 1992 21:230
396.14051Dumb Clucks -> Dumb BlondesIMTDEV::DWENDL::ROBERTS$PReason, Purpose, Self-esteemWed Nov 11 1992 09:171
    
396.14052Dumb Blondes -> quiet funNECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Wed Nov 11 1992 09:261
    
396.14053quiet fun ==> quite 'nuf!CSC32::D_DERAMODan D'Eramo, Customer Support CenterWed Nov 11 1992 19:300
396.14054FORTY2::KNOWLESSpelling chequers ah knot the hole answerThu Nov 12 1992 08:341
396.14055RDVAX::KALIKOWBuddy, can youse paradigm?Thu Nov 12 1992 08:554
396.14056You asked...SMURF::BINDERUt aperies operaThu Nov 12 1992 10:1717
396.14057asafetida -> Gaseous Clay ( famous fighter )CPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Nov 12 1992 12:209
    
    .14055 - When I'm at the beach, some dipped thongs make me do strange
             things too!
    
     
    .14056 - Dick, would you consider ghost writing the Supply Chain
             Newsletters? :-)
    
    
396.14058Gaseous Clay --> Beans for LunchGAVEL::SATOWThu Nov 12 1992 12:354
I suggest you stay away from me after the aforementioned.

Clay    

396.14059Lunch --> BOX!VMSMKT::KENAHI think it's about -- forgivenessThu Nov 12 1992 13:480
396.14060BOX! -> PugilismIMTDEV::DWENDL::ROBERTS$PReason, Purpose, Self-esteemThu Nov 12 1992 13:541
    
396.14061Pugilism -> Cassius Clay -> A lean & hungry lookRDVAX::KALIKOWLe not justeThu Nov 12 1992 13:561
    
396.14062A lean & hungry look -> a slave to fashionNECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Thu Nov 12 1992 17:211
    
396.14063a slave to fashion -> a soldier of fortuneKERNEL::MORRISWhich universe did you dial?Fri Nov 13 1992 04:121
    
396.14064a soldier of fortune --> stockbrokerJIT081::DIAMONDIt's been a lovely recession.Fri Nov 13 1992 05:230
396.14065stockbroker -- broke stockholderGAVEL::SATOWFri Nov 13 1992 08:061
396.14066broke stockholder --> no connectionsJIT081::DIAMONDIt's been a lovely recession.Sun Nov 15 1992 16:271
    [Not that anyone has connections.  Especially not politicians.]
396.14067no connections -> bad wiringHLDE01::STEENWINKELprintf(halloc(world)\n)Mon Nov 16 1992 03:181
    :-)
396.14068bad wiring >- short circuitRICKS::PHIPPSMon Nov 16 1992 09:590
396.14069short circuit -> one night standCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Mon Nov 16 1992 10:381
    
396.14070one night stand -> one bureauIMTDEV::DWENDL::ROBERTS$PReason, Purpose, Self-esteemMon Nov 16 1992 10:511
    
396.14071one bureau -> FBISUBWAY::BONNELLIf you don't VOTE you can't complainMon Nov 16 1992 11:021
    
396.14072FBI --> Effin' Bloody InterferenceSMURF::BINDERUt aperies operaMon Nov 16 1992 11:581
    
396.14073Effin' Bloody Interference --> Many BureaucratsJIT081::DIAMONDIt's been a lovely recession.Mon Nov 16 1992 22:540
396.14074Many Bureaucrats/one bureau -> overcrowdedHLDE01::STEENWINKELprintf(halloc(world)\n)Tue Nov 17 1992 09:361
    
396.14075overcrowded => J. Alfred PrufrockRDVAX::KALIKOWthe Nattering Nabob of NoterismTue Nov 17 1992 11:172
    overcrowded => too many crows => Alfred Hitchcock's "The Birds" => 
                                 J.  Alfred  Prufrock
396.14076J. Alfred Prufrock => Alfred E. NeumanJIT081::DIAMONDIt's been a lovely recession.Tue Nov 17 1992 20:030
396.14077Alfred E. Neuman => Nikolai Ivanovich LobachewskiFORTY2::KNOWLESSpelling chequers ah knot the hole answerWed Nov 18 1992 08:163
    And you all thought someone'd do `What me worry'.
    
    b
396.14078 .. -> Vladimir Ilyich UlyanovHLDE01::STEENWINKELprintf(halloc(world)\n)Wed Nov 18 1992 10:051
    
396.14079... -> Mark David ChapmanSUBWAY::BONNELLIf you don't VOTE you can't complainWed Nov 18 1992 20:061
    VI Ulyanov -> Lenin -> Lennon ->
396.14080Mark David Chapman --> Suzie ChapstickCSC32::D_DERAMODan D'Eramo, Customer Support CenterWed Nov 18 1992 21:290
396.14081Suzie Chapstick -> Sun RaCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Nov 19 1992 08:214
    Suzie Chapstick -> Sun Tan -> 
    ^^^^^
      |... When she is say, 60 years old, will she still be calling herself
           Suzie? 
396.14082Sun Ra -> Taj MahalHLDE01::STEENWINKELprintf(halloc(world)\n)Thu Nov 19 1992 08:331
    
396.14083Taj Mahal --> Big Legged WomenSMURF::BINDERUt aperies operaThu Nov 19 1992 09:591
    Taj Mahal is a blues singer, BLW was one of his greatest hits.
396.14084BLW -> one-legged man -> Long John SilverHLDE01::STEENWINKELprintf(halloc(world)\n)Thu Nov 19 1992 10:321
    
396.14085Long John Silver => Anita HillRDVAX::KALIKOWthe Nattering Nabob of NoterismThu Nov 19 1992 11:103
    (just to forestall the obvious, for USA residents who were anywhere
    near a TV in Oct. '91... :-)
    
396.14086Anita Hill -> Anita Vacation!CPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Nov 19 1992 13:051
    
396.14087Anita Vacation --> A neato VacationSMURF::BINDERUt aperies operaThu Nov 19 1992 13:271
    
396.14088A neato Vacation -> I need a vocationNECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Thu Nov 19 1992 16:001
    
396.14089I need a vocation --> a kneading vocation--> bakerGAVEL::SATOWThu Nov 19 1992 16:100
396.14090baker --> Long Dong SilverJIT081::DIAMONDIt's been a lovely recession.Thu Nov 19 1992 20:334
    Re .-a_few_back:
    
    The guy who could carry two loaves of bread and a dozen bagels at once
    was not named John.
396.14091Long Gone LiversGIDDAY::BURTChele Burt - CSC Sydney, DTN 7355693Thu Nov 19 1992 22:500
396.14092Long Gone Livers --> No More LivermoreJIT081::DIAMONDIt's been a lovely recession.Thu Nov 19 1992 22:591
    After the nukes?
396.14093No More Livermore -> Less is MoreCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Nov 20 1992 09:501
    
396.14094Less is More -> Here Lies Les MooreCALS::DESELMSOpera rulzFri Nov 20 1992 12:420
396.14095Here Lies Les Moore >- perjureRICKS::PHIPPSFri Nov 20 1992 12:540
396.14096perjure -> believe me, I'm lyingNECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Fri Nov 20 1992 15:131
    
396.14097believe me, I'm lying --> CongressCSC32::D_DERAMODan D'Eramo, Customer Support CenterFri Nov 20 1992 20:260
396.14098''believe me, I'm lying --> Congress'' => ''Do It recumbently''RDVAX::KALIKOWParody error, please retrySat Nov 21 1992 08:341
    
396.14099''Do It recumbently'' -> flatCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Mon Nov 23 1992 13:201
    
396.14100flat --> earthSMURF::BINDERUltimus MohicanorumMon Nov 23 1992 15:291
    
396.14101earth --> motherGAVEL::SATOWMon Nov 23 1992 16:580
396.14102mother --> boardJIT081::DIAMONDIt's been a lovely recession.Mon Nov 23 1992 21:180
396.14103mother --> pluckerGLADYS::ORMEMadVaxMon Nov 23 1992 21:250
396.14104stringless guitarNECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Tue Nov 24 1992 09:245
    
                                     ^
                   board ------|     |
                               |-----|
                   plucker ----|
396.14105stringless guitar -> don't fret!CPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Nov 24 1992 09:351
    
396.14106don't fret! --> be happyGAVEL::SATOWTue Nov 24 1992 09:540
396.14107be happy --> Have a nice day. Now.CSC32::D_DERAMODan D'Eramo, Customer Support CenterTue Nov 24 1992 13:510
396.14108Have a nice day. Now. -> Have an ice day. Snow.CPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Nov 24 1992 14:252
    I bought an 's' to make this happen.
    
396.14109.-1 --> Not much. What's snow with you?JIT081::DIAMONDIt's been a lovely recession.Tue Nov 24 1992 19:490
396.14110...snow with you? -> Same old flaky stuffNECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Wed Nov 25 1992 08:241
    
396.14111Same old flaky stuff --> Head and ShouldersGAVEL::SATOWWed Nov 25 1992 09:012
brand name of an anti-dandruff shampoo    

396.14112Head & Shoulders -> Shed & HoldersIMTDEV::DWENDL::ROBERTS$PReason, Purpose, Self-esteemWed Nov 25 1992 10:051
    
396.14113Holder(s) --> BOXVMSMKT::KENAHI think it's about -- forgivenessWed Nov 25 1992 10:090
396.14114Box -> BoweSUBWAY::BONNELLIf you don't VOTE you can't complainWed Nov 25 1992 10:401
    
396.14115Box --> Bowe --> IncidentGAVEL::SATOWWed Nov 25 1992 12:020
396.14116Incident -> IndecentIMTDEV::DWENDL::ROBERTS$PReason, Purpose, Self-esteemWed Nov 25 1992 14:591
    
396.14117Indecent -> In descentNECSC::BIELSKIMy other account is overdrawn.Wed Nov 25 1992 16:531
    
396.14118In descent --> What color is an invisible parachute?JIT081::DIAMONDIt's been a lovely recession.Wed Nov 25 1992 20:060
396.14119What color is an invisible parachute? => Sskkaaaaiiieeee!!!RDVAX::KALIKOWParody Error, Please RetryWed Nov 25 1992 20:101
    
396.14120Sskkaaaaiiieeee!!! --> is fallllllllllllling!!!JIT081::DIAMONDIt's been a lovely recession.Wed Nov 25 1992 20:150
396.14121is fallllllllllllling!!! --> and it can't get upCSC32::D_DERAMODan D'Eramo, Customer Support CenterWed Nov 25 1992 20:460
396.14122and it can't get up --> Digital stockJIT081::DIAMONDIt's been a lovely recession.Wed Nov 25 1992 23:310
396.14123Digital stock --> bytes on the hoofSMURF::BINDERUltimus MohicanorumFri Nov 27 1992 12:321
    
396.14124bytes on the hoof --> foot fetishCSC32::D_DERAMODan D'Eramo, Customer Support CenterSat Nov 28 1992 21:480
396.14125foot fetish => fine fettleRDVAX::KALIKOWParody Error, Please RetrySat Nov 28 1992 22:381
    
396.14126fine fettle --> of fishGAVEL::SATOWMon Nov 30 1992 08:100
396.14127of fish -> and cabbages and kingsNECSC::BIELSKIMy other account is overdrawn.Mon Nov 30 1992 08:481
    
396.14128'of fish -> and cabbages and kings' => Broccoli, ...RDVAX::KALIKOWParody Error, Please RetryMon Nov 30 1992 08:501
                         ... the official Cabbage of Kings.
396.14129Broccoli =>....=> GloriaKERNEL::MORRISWhich universe did you dial?Mon Nov 30 1992 08:572
    Broccoli => Cubby Broccoli => Cubby hole => Glory hole => Gloria
    
396.14130Gloria -> Mass appealCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Mon Nov 30 1992 13:061
    
396.14131Mass appeal => Mass eye appeal => Mass. Eye & Ear InfirmaryRDVAX::KALIKOWCyberSurferMon Nov 30 1992 15:563
    (What can I say?  I once did audiological/psychophysical research there,
        and my wife had her life saved by a surgeon there 3 years ago...)
    
396.14132Mass. Eye & Ear Infirmary => Mass. Brain Infirmary => DigitalJIT081::DIAMONDIt's been a lovely recession.Mon Nov 30 1992 19:191
    (Nothing personal)
396.14133Digital > AnalogGIDDAY::BURTChele Burt - CSC Sydney, DTN 7355693Mon Nov 30 1992 19:460
396.14134Analog => Og is RetentiveRDVAX::KALIKOWCyberSurferMon Nov 30 1992 19:592
    There.  THAT oughta stop ya... :-)
    
396.14135Og is Retentive => Guru is TFSO'tiveJIT081::DIAMONDIt's been a lovely recession.Tue Dec 01 1992 00:563
    >There.  THAT oughta stop ya... :-)
    
    Oughta stop wham?
396.14136Guru --> God-in-the-BOXVMSMKT::KENAHYou would walk on your lips, through busted glass...Tue Dec 01 1992 08:440
396.14137God-in-the-BOX --> Deus ArcanusSMURF::BINDERUltimus MohicanorumTue Dec 01 1992 09:211
    Literal translation.
396.14138Deus Arcanus => Deus in MachinaRDVAX::KALIKOWCyberSurferTue Dec 01 1992 09:404
    Hmmm...  How long can (or should!?) we keep this Latin stringus goingo?
    
    :-) (Pardonnus)
    
396.14139Deus in Machina => Deus ex Machina => Deo Sex Machina => MadonnaRDVAX::KALIKOWCyberSurferTue Dec 01 1992 09:423
    (Hmmm...  If "Madonna" can be construed as Latin, at least one more
    Reply, 'twould seem... :-)
    
396.14140Madonna -> Did you think that money was heaven sent?CPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Dec 01 1992 09:442
    ... from the Beatles ...
    
396.14141..money was heaven sent -> have no centHLDE01::STEENWINKELprintf(halloc(world)\n)Tue Dec 01 1992 09:581
    
396.14142have no cent --> odorlessGAVEL::SATOWTue Dec 01 1992 10:060
396.14143odorless -> cubicleCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Dec 01 1992 11:592
    
    odorless -> Oh. Door Less. 
396.14144Cubicle => !!Stay AWAY, Andrew ::KENAH!! => Icicle => CanticleRDVAX::KALIKOWCyberSurferTue Dec 01 1992 12:121
    
396.14145Canticle --> Round --> Square --> BOX!VMSMKT::KENAHEven if, even if...Tue Dec 01 1992 13:535
    Moi?  %^}
    
    Hey, it's my *job*!
    
    					{^% andrew %^}
396.14146'Round => Square => Box' ==> ParadoxBoxRDVAX::KALIKOWCyberSurferTue Dec 01 1992 14:326
396.14147ParadoxBox -> perplexing giftNECSC::BIELSKIMy other account is overdrawn.Tue Dec 01 1992 15:431
    
396.14148perplexing gift --> What's this?CSC32::D_DERAMODan D'Eramo, Customer Support CenterTue Dec 01 1992 21:280
396.14149What's this? --> What is the name of this book?JIT081::DIAMONDIt's been a lovely recession.Wed Dec 02 1992 01:090
396.14150What is ... -> Why take Photographs?HLDE01::STEENWINKELprintf(halloc(world)\n)Wed Dec 02 1992 08:141
    (the title of a book I browsed yesterday)
396.14151Why take Photographs? -> to eliminate the negativeNECSC::BIELSKIHave we soft-landed yet-t-T-Tt-t-?Wed Dec 02 1992 08:391
    
396.14152eliminate the negative -> PolaroidSUBWAY::BONNELLIf you don't VOTE you can't complainWed Dec 02 1992 09:131
    
396.14153Polaroid --> This Land is your LandSMURF::BINDERUltimus MohicanorumWed Dec 02 1992 12:461
    Edwin Land, inventor of the Polaroid camera
396.14154This Land is your land -> WYIMAWMIYCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Dec 02 1992 16:333
    
    
    WYIMAWMIY == Whatever's yours is mine and ...
396.14155WYIMAWMIY --> WYSITWIRLVMSMKT::KENAHEven if, even if...Wed Dec 02 1992 17:502
    WYSITWIRL = "What you see is totally worthless in real life"
396.14156 WYSITWIRL => As The World TwirlsRDVAX::KALIKOWCyberSurferWed Dec 02 1992 19:061
    
396.14157As The World Twirls -> humongous paradeNECSC::BIELSKIHave we soft-landed yet-t-T-Tt-t-?Thu Dec 03 1992 10:111
    
396.14158humongous parade --> 76 terabonesGAVEL::SATOWThu Dec 03 1992 10:200
396.1415976 terabones --> in the big charadeSTAR::CANTORDave CantorThu Dec 03 1992 16:460
396.14160in the big charade => and 110 choc-icesFORTY2::KNOWLESDECspell ain't awl ewe kneedFri Dec 04 1992 08:271
    
396.14161choc-ices-->{stuff}-->BOX!VMSMKT::KENAHEven if, even if...Fri Dec 04 1992 09:334
    
              /-->choc[olate]\
    choc-ices                 -->BOX!
              \-->ice(s)     /
396.14162{stuff}--> BOX! --> Chicago electionGAVEL::SATOWFri Dec 04 1992 09:360
396.14163Chicago election -> population explosionNECSC::BIELSKIHave we soft-landed yet-t-T-Tt-t-?Fri Dec 04 1992 09:461
    
396.14164population explosion -> Thomas MalthusIMTDEV::DWENDL::ROBERTS$PReason, Purpose, Self-esteemFri Dec 04 1992 11:081
    
396.14165Thomas Malthus --> Leave it to BeaverCSC32::D_DERAMODan D'Eramo, Customer Support CenterSat Dec 05 1992 12:060
396.14166Leave it to Beaver --> Beaver BucksJIT081::DIAMONDIt's been a lovely recession.Sun Dec 06 1992 21:343
    (Canadian dollars.)
    
    OK now, who's going to get to this one first?  ;-)
396.14167Beaver Bucks -> Horse Cents ( :-))CPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Mon Dec 07 1992 08:378
    Beaver Bucks is a term used by loggers to describe trees felled 
    by the woodland creatures.
    
    It is also used by orthodontists ( amongst themselves, of course ) 
    to describe monies from clients with certain jaw/teeth problems.
     
    (not) 
     
396.14168Horse Cents -> the good ol' milNECSC::BIELSKIChronologically advantagedMon Dec 07 1992 09:184
    Can't recall exactly why they existed, but the mil was worth $0.001 
    and was used like the coins we all know.  It was made of hard pressed 
    paper or something like that.  WW II vintage?  Anyway, wastrel that 
    I am, I've spent all of mine.
396.14169the good ol' mil --> she ain't what she used to beSTAR::CANTORDave CantorMon Dec 07 1992 10:5714
re .14168

It is spelled with two l's.  'Mill' means a thousandth, analogously to
'cent' meaning hundredth.  A mill is a thousandth of a dollar (as you
said).  However, the hard-pressed paper coins which were called mills
were really ration points.  There red ones and blue ones, though I don't
know what the differences were.  I have a few red ones in my coin
collection.  I'm a little too young to remember how they were used, but 
I *do* remember my grandmother and mother using them when I was a very
little boy.  There might be more information on this stuff in the Trivia
conference (on FOO::).  (Hit KP7 to add the Trivia conference to your
notebook.)

Dave C.
396.14170she ain't what she used to be --> Why you haven't changed a bit!CSC32::D_DERAMODan D'Eramo, Customer Support CenterMon Dec 07 1992 20:240
396.14171Why you haven't changed a bit! --> Cause I don't got a half-cent!JIT081::DIAMONDIt's been a lovely recession.Mon Dec 07 1992 22:428
    Mil was spelled with one l.  My coin catalogs do not show any mils
    having ever been issued by the U.S.  However, my collection (and
    two of my catalogs) include a coin for 1-rin, which means 1 mil and
    even says 1 mil in English in addition to all the Japanese writing,
    and was worth \0.001.  In those days, \1 was equal to $1.
    
    Meanwhile, in the US, $1 is 8 bits, $0.25 is 2 bits, and the title
    of this note is meaningful.
396.14172Cause ... half-cent --> God bless youGAVEL::SATOWTue Dec 08 1992 08:3310
Cause I don't got a half-cent --> God bless you


From the line from the song:

	If you haven't got a penny,
	A ha' penny will do
	If you haven't go a ha' penny,
	Then God bless you

396.14173God bless you --> Achoo!CSC32::D_DERAMODan D'Eramo, Customer Support CenterTue Dec 08 1992 09:020
396.14174Achoo! -> A Choo Choo TrainCALS::DESELMSOpera rulzTue Dec 08 1992 10:140
396.14175Choo Choo Train -> Good'n'PlentySUBWAY::BONNELLIf you don't VOTE you can't complainTue Dec 08 1992 20:518
    Choo Choo Train -> Choo Choo Charlie -> Good'n'Plenty
    
    (Before ::KENAH says something about BOXcars
    
    
    
    regards...
    ...diane
396.14176Good'n'Plenty --> candy BOXJIT081::DIAMONDIt's been a lovely recession.Wed Dec 09 1992 04:163
    >(Before ::KENAH says something about BOXcars
    
    OK, I'll say it.  After all, you were asking for it.
396.14177candy BOX -> sweet toothNECSC::BIELSKIChronologically advantagedWed Dec 09 1992 09:141
    
396.14178sweet tooth >- cavityRICKS::PHIPPSWed Dec 09 1992 12:120
396.14179cavity -> rathole alert!CPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Dec 09 1992 12:511
    
396.14180rathole alert! -> a lert -> round tuitCSC32::D_DERAMODan D'Eramo, Customer Support CenterWed Dec 09 1992 20:120
396.14181round tuit --> sorry, I don't got one of those, eitherJIT081::DIAMONDIt's been a lovely recession.Wed Dec 09 1992 20:150
396.14182sorry, I don't got one of those, either >- it takes twoRICKS::PHIPPSThu Dec 10 1992 08:140
396.14183it takes two --> tangoCSC32::D_DERAMODan D'Eramo, Customer Support CenterThu Dec 10 1992 09:260
396.14184tango -> in ParisCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Dec 10 1992 11:021
    
396.14185in Paris --> AprilGAVEL::SATOWThu Dec 10 1992 11:310
396.14186April >- FoolRICKS::PHIPPSThu Dec 10 1992 12:290
396.14187Fool -> Mon ey CPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Dec 10 1992 15:271
    
396.14188Mon ey -> Hey Mon!SUBWAY::BONNELLIf you don't VOTE you can't complainThu Dec 10 1992 19:291
    
396.14189Hey Mon! -> NebuchadnezzerJIT081::DIAMONDIt's been a lovely recession.Thu Dec 10 1992 21:100
396.14190Nebuchadnezzer -> gardenCSC32::D_DERAMODan D'Eramo, Customer Support CenterThu Dec 10 1992 21:250
396.14191garden --> EdenGAVEL::SATOWFri Dec 11 1992 08:250
396.14192Eden -> BarbaraNECSC::BIELSKIChronologically advantagedFri Dec 11 1992 09:011
    
396.14193Barbara --> AnnCSC32::D_DERAMODan D'Eramo, Customer Support CenterFri Dec 11 1992 09:250
396.14194Ann -> MomSUBWAY::BONNELLIf you don't VOTE you can't complainFri Dec 11 1992 18:371
    
396.14195Mom -> apple pieHLDE01::STEENWINKELprintf(halloc(world)\n)Mon Dec 14 1992 04:321
    
396.14196apple pie --> ChevroletCSC32::D_DERAMODan D'Eramo, Customer Support CenterMon Dec 14 1992 09:350
396.14197Chevrolet -> Doris DayCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Mon Dec 14 1992 09:391
    
396.14198CALS::DESELMSOpera rulzMon Dec 14 1992 11:070
396.14199RDVAX::KALIKOWCarping Tunnel Vision SyndromeMon Dec 14 1992 11:261
    
396.14200Serrated --> On the edgeSMURF::BINDERUltimus MohicanorumMon Dec 14 1992 11:311
    
396.14201on the edge -> edgeistentialismCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Mon Dec 14 1992 11:561
    
396.14202edgeistentialism => ``We don' need no steenkin' razors!''RDVAX::KALIKOWCarping Tunnel Vision SyndromeMon Dec 14 1992 13:331
    
396.14203We don' need no steenkin' razors! -> Indy 500NECSC::BIELSKIChronologically advantagedMon Dec 14 1992 14:101
    
396.14204Indy 500 --> Custer 0GAVEL::SATOWMon Dec 14 1992 14:300
396.14205Custer 0 => Custer's Hero => U.S. Grant => Federal $$$RDVAX::KALIKOWCarping Tunnel Vision SyndromeMon Dec 14 1992 14:401
    
396.14206Federal $$$ -> common centsWMOIS::KOWALEWICZ_MI saw the light at Little Brewster!Mon Dec 14 1992 16:150
396.14207Federal $$$ -> common cents >- pound foolishRICKS::PHIPPSMon Dec 14 1992 19:110
396.14208pound foolish --> Digital managementJIT081::DIAMONDIt's been a lovely recession.Tue Dec 15 1992 00:050
396.14209Digital management -> binary subtractionSMURF::BINDERUltimus MohicanorumTue Dec 15 1992 11:311
    
396.14210binary subtraction -> uncomplimented onesNECSC::BIELSKIChronologically advantagedTue Dec 15 1992 14:001
    
396.14211uncomplimented ones -> F's in (hex) arithmeticJIT081::DIAMONDIt's been a lovely recession.Tue Dec 15 1992 20:430
396.14212F's in (hex) arithmetic --> sweet fifteenCSC32::D_DERAMODan D'Eramo, Customer Support CenterWed Dec 16 1992 09:130
396.14213sweet fifteen --> one bit short of a bussSMURF::BINDERUltimus MohicanorumWed Dec 16 1992 12:491
    
396.14214vampireGAVEL::SATOWWed Dec 16 1992 12:567
one bit short of a buss --> one bite short of a kiss --+
						       |
						       |
		vampire <-- one short bite of a kiss --+
    

396.14215vampire ----> BOXPAOIS::HILLAn immigrant in ParisThu Dec 17 1992 08:231
    vampire -> tap -> Ethernet -> network -> router -> BOX
396.14216BOX => redux!RDVAX::KALIKOWNoting in sunny FL - EatYaHeartsOut!Thu Dec 17 1992 08:512
    BOX => AArgh! => Who invited that Kenah clone in here? :-) => Kenah REDUX
    
396.14217redux! --> quack quackCSC32::D_DERAMODan D'Eramo, Customer Support CenterThu Dec 17 1992 09:090
396.14218quack quack --> Doctor! Doctor!GAVEL::SATOWThu Dec 17 1992 09:280
396.14219Doctor! Doctor --> quack! quack!SMURF::BINDERUltimus MohicanorumThu Dec 17 1992 11:541
    Sorry, but this *is* free association...
396.14220Physician, heal thyselfGAVEL::SATOWThu Dec 17 1992 12:031
quack quack -->Doctor! Doctor --> quack! quack! --> Physician, heal thyself
396.14221qq->DD, DD->qq => The Worm OurobourosRDVAX::KALIKOWNoting in sunny FL - EatYaHeartsOut!Thu Dec 17 1992 12:041
    
396.14222.14220 + .14221 => Roundworm PillsRDVAX::KALIKOWNoting in sunny FL - EatYaHeartsOut!Thu Dec 17 1992 12:074
    Worms & Physicians => going to veterinarians to get rid of worms... 
    
    (Ya never know what comes out of a notes collision, do ya! :-)
    
396.14223The Worm Ourobouros -> Digital worms its way backNECSC::BIELSKIAm I a curmudgeon yet?Thu Dec 17 1992 12:111
    
396.14224Digital worms its way back -> sodder but wiser?CPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Dec 17 1992 17:251
    
396.14225sodder but wiser? --> I'm alllllllllready standing on the groundCSC32::D_DERAMODan D'Eramo, Customer Support CenterFri Dec 18 1992 15:120
396.14226...standing on the ground >- There's a bathroom on the rightRICKS::PHIPPSSun Dec 20 1992 12:342
	Oh! Wrong note.

396.14227PAOIS::HILLAn immigrant in ParisMon Dec 21 1992 07:571
    There's a bathroom on the right -> but I need the toilet!
396.14228but I need the toilet! -> You do look a bit flushedCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Mon Dec 21 1992 12:091
    
396.14229...a bit flushed -> Madonna on Santa's lapNECSC::BIELSKIAm I a curmudgeon yet?Mon Dec 21 1992 13:001
    
396.14230Madonna on Santa's lap -> Santa's Claws! :-) CPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Mon Dec 21 1992 14:251
    
396.14231Santa's Claws -> cats' paws -> wind -> sailingHLDE01::STEENWINKELprintf(halloc(world)\n)Tue Dec 22 1992 09:591
    before KENAH goes the -> christmas gifts -> BOX route ....
396.14232sailing => reefFORTY2::KNOWLESDECspell snot awl ewe kneedTue Dec 22 1992 10:191
    To avoid the further progression Sailing => Sea => Sand => BOX
396.14233reef --> Fritmas treeVMSMKT::KENAHEven if, even if...Tue Dec 22 1992 10:448
    See?  Now I don't have to do it alone any more! %^}
    
    Actually, it's kinda fun to see if I can somehow manipulate
    the latest response back to the beginning again...
    
    Anyway -- I'll avoid the obvious, and instead, in honor of the season...
    
    					andrew
396.14234Fritmas tree -> Fitness SpreeVMSNET::S_VOREI feel the need... for speedTue Dec 22 1992 11:541
    
396.14235Fitness Spree -> ThighMasterCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Dec 22 1992 12:481
    [ love that straight! ]
396.14236ThighMaster -> Tho Thad -> "I'm Thor" he criedESGWST::RDAVISA noisome bourgeoisieTue Dec 22 1992 14:041
    
396.14237"I'm Thor" he cried --> "You're Thor? I'm Tho Thor..."VMSMKT::KENAHEven if, even if...Tue Dec 22 1992 14:090
396.14238You're Thor? I'm Tho Thor... -> Who's Thor-ry Now?NECSC::BIELSKIAm I a curmudgeon yet?Tue Dec 22 1992 16:351
    
396.14239BOX!COOKIE::EGGERSAnybody can fly with an engine.Wed Dec 23 1992 00:511
    Thor-ry ==> Sorry ==> board game (that comes in a) ==> BOX!
396.14240Box! -> Gift WrappedCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Dec 23 1992 08:221
    re: -1  Oh, Oh. Andrewitis strikes another player!
396.14241Gift Wrapped --> Sugar coatedSMURF::BINDERUltimus MohicanorumWed Dec 23 1992 09:041
    
396.14242Sugar coated -> Dentists' DelightHLDE01::STEENWINKELWitty phraseWed Dec 23 1992 09:201
    
396.14243Dentists' Delight => Turkish DelightRDVAX::KALIKOWUnintelligibletsWed Dec 23 1992 09:451
    
396.14244KAOFS::S_BROOKWed Dec 23 1992 09:522
                     -< Dentists' Delight -> Crest -> On a wave -> Surfer >-

396.14245Surfer --> GirlSMURF::BINDERUltimus MohicanorumWed Dec 23 1992 09:531
    
396.14246girl->sugar&spice&everything nice->sugar coatedHLDE01::STEENWINKELWitty phraseWed Dec 23 1992 10:051
    I can do it too :-)
396.14247Arabian Night Before ChristmasNECSC::BIELSKIAm I a curmudgeon yet?Wed Dec 23 1992 10:074
                                     ^
    		Turkish Delight --   |
                                  |---
    		   Girl ----------
396.14248BAH! HUMBUG!!NECSC::BIELSKIAm I a curmudgeon yet?Wed Dec 23 1992 10:092
    re: the last few...
    
396.14249BAH! HUMBUG!! --> DaffySMURF::BINDERUltimus MohicanorumWed Dec 23 1992 10:242
    BAH!  HUMBUG!! --> Scrooge --> Uncle Scrooge --> Huey, Dewey, and Louie
    --> Donald Duck --> Ducky --> Daffy
396.14250Daffy -> Plastic ManCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Dec 23 1992 13:221
    Daffy -> Taffy -> Stretch -> 
396.14251Plastic Man --> Dustin HoffmanCSC32::D_DERAMODan D'Eramo, Customer Support CenterWed Dec 23 1992 14:140
396.14252Dustin Hoffmann => Dustbin of HistoryRDVAX::KALIKOWUnintelligibletsThu Dec 24 1992 22:551
    
396.14253Dustbin of History => Dust BOXJIT081::DIAMONDPardon me? Or must I be a criminal?Fri Dec 25 1992 00:481
    I was tempted to say   Dustbin of History => Digital   instead....
396.14254Dust BOX => Box of Presents => Christmas PresentsRDVAX::KALIKOWUnintelligibletsFri Dec 25 1992 12:011
    
396.14255 Christmas Presents >- Christmas' PastsRICKS::PHIPPSSat Dec 26 1992 11:340
396.14256Christmas' Pasts => But New Year's Day's yet to comeRDVAX::KALIKOWUnintelligibletsSat Dec 26 1992 12:011
    
396.14257... --> dotsCSC32::D_DERAMODan D'Eramo, Customer Support CenterMon Dec 28 1992 14:250
396.14258KAOFS::S_BROOKMon Dec 28 1992 14:311
>           -< But New Year's Day's yet to come >> Key sera sera >-
396.14259dots, Key sera sera --> frecklesCSC32::D_DERAMODan D'Eramo, Customer Support CenterMon Dec 28 1992 18:580
396.14260freckles -> Rin Tin Tin CPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Dec 29 1992 11:241
    
396.14261Rin Tin Tin >- Cat on a hot tin roofRICKS::PHIPPSTue Dec 29 1992 12:000
396.14262Cat on a hot tin roof --> hot pawsCSC32::D_DERAMODan D'Eramo, Customer Support CenterWed Dec 30 1992 20:160
396.14263hot paws --> meow &*^%$ meowZGOV06::SPKEEThu Dec 31 1992 01:061
    
396.14264meow &*^%$ meow -> happy mewwwww yearNECSC::BIELSKIAm I a curmudgeon yet?Sun Jan 03 1993 17:300
396.14265happy mewwwww year --> Bah, humbug!CSC32::D_DERAMODan D'Eramo, Customer Support CenterTue Jan 05 1993 09:570
396.14266CricketGAVEL::SATOWTue Jan 05 1993 10:513
 	Bah, humbug! ---> humm bug --> cricket


396.14267Cricket --> JiminySMURF::BINDERUltimus MohicanorumTue Jan 05 1993 11:551
    
396.14268Jiminy -> gritsCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Jan 05 1993 12:041
    
396.14269grits -> possum stewNECSC::BIELSKIAm I a curmudgeon yet?Wed Jan 06 1993 08:161
    
396.14270possum stew --> Yum, scrum!CSC32::D_DERAMODan D'Eramo, Customer Support CenterWed Jan 06 1993 10:000
396.14271Yum, scrum! --> Delicious rugbySMURF::BINDERUltimus MohicanorumWed Jan 06 1993 10:391
    
396.14272Delicious rugby --> Lions eat Wallabies....AUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Wed Jan 06 1993 14:501
    
396.14273Lions eat Wallabies -> supply chainNECSC::BIELSKIAm I a curmudgeon yet?Thu Jan 07 1993 08:331
    
396.14274supply chain -> these are the ties that blindCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Jan 07 1993 09:461
    
396.14275GAVEL::SATOWThu Jan 07 1993 10:234
these are the ties that blind ---> these are the times that try . . .

    

396.14276times... -> AsiaVMSNET::S_VOREI Feel the Need... for SpeedThu Jan 07 1993 11:351
    these are the times that try->there are times I cry->Don't Cry->Asia
396.14277Asia -> A is A CPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Jan 07 1993 13:032
    Mathematically speaking...
    
396.14278A is A -> Z is ZedNECSC::BIELSKIAm I a curmudgeon yet?Thu Jan 07 1993 17:441
    empire-ically speaking (the British one...)
396.14279A is A and Z is Zed, eh?JIT081::DIAMONDPardon me? Or must I be a criminal?Thu Jan 07 1993 20:091
    empire-ically speaking (the FORMER British one...)
396.14280A is A and Z is Zed, eh? --> one is one and all aloneAUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Thu Jan 07 1993 20:351
    
396.14281one is one and all alone -->JIT081::DIAMONDPardon me? Or must I be a criminal?Fri Jan 08 1993 01:151
 Is it not that that that that that is is is that that that that is not is not?
396.14282-.1 -> no wonder one is all aloneNECSC::BIELSKIAm I a curmudgeon yet?Fri Jan 08 1993 09:051
    
396.14283no wonder one is all alone --> come on overCSC32::D_DERAMODan D'Eramo, Customer Support CenterFri Jan 08 1993 10:130
396.14284CSC32::S_BROOKFri Jan 08 1993 14:291
	<come on over -> I did>
396.14285I did -> eye did, see?JIT081::DIAMONDPardon me? Or must I be a criminal?Sat Jan 09 1993 20:430
396.14286eye did, see? ---> Nelson ---> Hardy--->KismetAUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Sun Jan 10 1993 14:571
    
396.14287Kismet --> A fete fate --> effeteAUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Sun Jan 10 1993 14:5912
    
    G'day,
     What Nelson _really_ did say...
    
    
    
    
    Kiss me Hardy, but don't let it get back to the Admiralty....
    
    
    
    Derek
396.14288effete -> FFT -> calculatingHLDE01::STEENWINKELWitty phraseMon Jan 11 1993 06:011
    
396.14289calculating => matrix managementRDVAX::KALIKOWParody error, please retryMon Jan 11 1993 07:481
    
396.14290matrix management -> agony in four dimensionsNECSC::BIELSKIAm I a curmudgeon yet?Mon Jan 11 1993 09:251
    
396.14291agony in 4 dimensions-->simplex problems with complex solutionsCSC32::D_DERAMODan D'Eramo, Customer Support CenterMon Jan 11 1993 10:270
396.14292HLDE01::STEENWINKELWitty phraseMon Jan 11 1993 10:581
    simple problems with complex solutions -> imaginary results
396.14293imaginary results -> Second Quarter FinancialsRICKS::PHIPPSMon Jan 11 1993 12:181
     I know.  
396.14294Second Quarter Financials -> Academie FrancaiseESGWST::RDAVISAssociated w/drugs,gangs &amp; infantsMon Jan 11 1993 13:303
    Second Quarter Financials -> Third Quarter Sports -> Football -> Word
    Association -> Academie Francaise
    
396.14295Acadamie Francaise --> ecole militaireAUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Mon Jan 11 1993 15:191
    
396.14296ecole militaire --> echocolate eclairGAVEL::SATOWMon Jan 11 1993 15:261
396.14297echocolate eclair -> esfudging entriesCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Mon Jan 11 1993 15:411
    
396.14298esfudging entries -> fudge entreesNECSC::BIELSKIAm I a curmudgeon yet?Mon Jan 11 1993 16:551
    
396.14299fudge entrees -> dessert -> Vox clamantis in desertoHLDE01::STEENWINKELWitty phraseTue Jan 12 1993 06:311
    A fox is calling for his dessert :-)
396.14300Vox clamantis in deserto => It is a small college, ...RDVAX::KALIKOWParody error, please retryTue Jan 12 1993 08:074
    ... but there are those who love it.
    
    (Dartmouth College (USA, NH) in-joke)
    
396.14301It is a small college, ... -> just a basic schoolNECSC::BIELSKIAm I a curmudgeon yet?Tue Jan 12 1993 10:411
    
396.14302just a basic school --> Readin', Writin', and Route 31 NorthSMURF::BINDERUltimus MohicanorumTue Jan 12 1993 12:302
    Old Hoosier joke about Kentucky, which is directly south of Indiana on
    US Route 31.
396.14303Readin', Writin', and Route 31 North --> wombatAUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Tue Jan 12 1993 15:341
    
396.14304wombat --> Eats roots and leavesAUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Tue Jan 12 1993 15:351
    In case you were wondering about the association......
396.14305Eats roots and leaves -> returns and roots some moreNECSC::BIELSKIAm I a curmudgeon yet?Tue Jan 12 1993 15:421
    
396.14306returns and roots some more--> Red Sox fanGAVEL::SATOWTue Jan 12 1993 15:551
Despite abject failure since 1918.
396.14307Red socks fan -> fan retaliates, snuffs cigarDSSDEV::RUSTTue Jan 12 1993 16:321
    
396.14308fan retaliates, snuffs cigar -> dis-odor ensuesCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Jan 12 1993 16:481
    
396.14309dis-odor ensues -> court case goes up in smokeNECSC::BIELSKIAm I a curmudgeon yet?Wed Jan 13 1993 09:041
    
396.14310court case goes up in smoke->Honecker->Chili->garlicHLDE01::STEENWINKELWitty phraseWed Jan 13 1993 10:281
    
396.14311garlic --> wolfsbaneSMURF::BINDERUltimus MohicanorumWed Jan 13 1993 11:072
    Garlic isn't the *real* wolfsbane, but any young woman can tell you
    that it works...
396.14312wolfsbane -> Dain's Bane WMOIS::KOWALEWICZ_MPut the petal to the mettleWed Jan 13 1993 15:532
<- I thought it was a KoalaBear who eats bushes and leaves 8'{}
kbear
396.14313Dain's Bane --> Great DaneCSC32::D_DERAMODan D'Eramo, Customer Support CenterThu Jan 14 1993 10:170
396.14314Great Dane --> Scooby-doAUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Thu Jan 14 1993 14:441
    
396.14315Victor BorgeNECSC::BIELSKIAm I a curmudgeon yet?Thu Jan 14 1993 15:134
    
    Scooby-do --> Dane-ish ancestors --> Victor Borge
    					(who also has been called 
    					"The Great Dane")
396.14316Victor Borge -> ShakespeareHLDE01::STEENWINKELWitty phraseFri Jan 15 1993 04:472
    another great Dane -> Something rotten in the State of Denmark -> the
    Great Bard
396.14317Shakespeare --> Shake a stickGAVEL::SATOWFri Jan 15 1993 08:590
396.14318shake a stick --...--> BOXPAOIS::HILLAn immigrant in ParisFri Jan 15 1993 09:458
    shake a stick -> shake a stick at -> more managers than you could...--
                                                                         | 
    ---------------------------------------------------------------------- 
    |
    -> get back in your... -> BOX
    
    Ooops!
    Sorry! ;-)
396.14319BOX --> George ForemanCSC32::D_DERAMODan D'Eramo, Customer Support CenterFri Jan 15 1993 10:090
396.14320George Foreman -> Incredible HulkVMSNET::S_VOREI Feel the Need... for SpeedFri Jan 15 1993 10:211
    
396.14321Incredible Hulk -> The Old Digital CPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Jan 15 1993 11:071
    
396.14322The Old Digital --> Flip Card --> Flip Flip --> Flip FlopSMURF::BINDERQui scire uelit ipse debet discereFri Jan 15 1993 11:312
    Before LED and LCD displays, digital clocks used flip cards sort of
    like a Rolodex to display the numbers.
396.14323Flip Flop -> Cook from Burger King Gets Fired!CPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Jan 15 1993 11:451
    
396.14324SMURF::BINDERQui scire uelit ipse debet discereFri Jan 15 1993 13:395
    Ah, McDonald's use fry cooks, but Burger King doesn't; BK burgers are
    broiled in a gas-fired conveyer broiler.  I used to work on the design
    of said broilers.
    
    -dick
396.14325Senate HearingsGAVEL::SATOWFri Jan 15 1993 14:4324
Cook from Burger King Gets Fired! + .14324 --+
					     |
					     |	
+--Cook from McDonalds Gets Fried!<----------+
|
|
+--->*McDonald gets executed!--------+
  				     |
				     |
+--Soldier gets CapitOl Punishment<--+
|
|
+-->(Ollie North) Senate Hearings


Jeffrey McDonald was the Green Beret accused (&convicted?) of murdering his 
wife and children.





    

396.14326Senate Hearings +.14325's format => Meanderings => MaunderingsRDVAX::KALIKOWPartially sage, &amp; rarely on timeSun Jan 17 1993 19:191
    
396.14327Maunderings --> MurderingsJIT081::DIAMONDPardon me? Or must I be a criminal?Sun Jan 17 1993 20:583
    You can't tell it to the marines,
    and the marines don't tell it to the Senate.
    No hypocrisy there!
396.14328Murderings -> ... -> HitchcockHLDE01::STEENWINKELWitty phraseMon Jan 18 1993 06:191
    ... -> Murder, Inc. -> Dial 'M' for Murder -> ...
396.14329Hitchcock -> quite a birdNECSC::BIELSKIAm I a curmudgeon yet?Mon Jan 18 1993 10:141
    he must have been, plus his movie 'The Birds'
396.14330Hitchcock -> quite a bird -> Tippi HedrenSMURF::BINDERQui scire uelit ipse debet discereMon Jan 18 1993 11:501
    I love double-entendres...
396.14331Tippi Hedren >- tip a rareyRICKS::PHIPPSMon Jan 18 1993 13:042
	Old shaggy dog story.

396.14332tip a rarey -> mind your Ps & QsESGWST::RDAVISAssociated w/drugs,gangs &amp; infantsMon Jan 18 1993 13:281
    tip a rarey -> tip a Holstein -> quaff a pint -> mind your Ps & Qs
396.14333mind your Ps & Qs => out of sortsRDVAX::KALIKOWCarping Tunnel-vision syndromeMon Jan 18 1993 22:552
      (both typographical terms, from the age of the "printer's devil")
    
396.14334out of sorts => but ZORK is in stockJIT081::DIAMONDPardon me? Or must I be a criminal?Tue Jan 19 1993 03:020
396.14335but ZORK is in stock -> who is his broker?NECSC::BIELSKIAm I a curmudgeon yet?Tue Jan 19 1993 13:321
    
396.14336who is his broker --> what is his bankerAUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Tue Jan 19 1993 15:071
    
396.14337what is his banker --> i don't know is his advisorJIT081::DIAMONDPardon me? Or must I be a criminal?Tue Jan 19 1993 20:180
396.14338i don't know is his advisor -> yes is his bandCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Jan 20 1993 09:051
    
396.14339band --> BOX!VMSMKT::KENAHTangled up in blue...Wed Jan 20 1993 09:100
396.14340BOX! --> George ForemanCSC32::D_DERAMODan D'Eramo, Customer Support CenterWed Jan 20 1993 10:160
396.14341George Foreman --> strawless bossSMURF::BINDERQui scire uelit ipse debet discereWed Jan 20 1993 11:231
    
396.14342George Foreman --> To Old and Fat to Box!POBOX::VANTILBURGYou Belong In The Zoo!!Wed Jan 20 1993 11:591
    
396.14343To Old and Fat to Box! -> shrinkwrapCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Jan 20 1993 12:041
    
396.14344shrinkwrap -> psychiatrist's shawlNECSC::BIELSKII am a curmudgeon, yet...Wed Jan 20 1993 14:571
    
396.14345epeeAUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Wed Jan 20 1993 14:586
    
    
    strawless boss ----> Strawman --> ironman --> tinfoil --> epee
                                                /
                                               /
    Shrinkwrap --> gladwrap --> aluminium foil/
396.14346patriotAUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Wed Jan 20 1993 15:0210
    
    
    psychiatrist's shawl --> joseph's muti colour dream coat --> chainmail\
                                                                          |
                                                                          |
                                                                          /
                                        patriot<-- defence <-- shield <--
                                               \
                                                \
                                                 \<-- on guard <-- epee
396.14347patriot --> scoundrelJIT081::DIAMONDPardon me? Or must I be a criminal?Wed Jan 20 1993 20:190
396.14348scoundrel --> cadGIDDAY::BURTChele Burt - CSC Sydney, DTN 7355693Wed Jan 20 1993 22:030
396.14349boxNECSC::BIELSKII am a curmudgeon, yet...Wed Jan 20 1993 23:262
    
    	cad -> take advantage -> overpower by strength and skill -> box
396.14350box -> corral CPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Jan 21 1993 08:081
    
396.14351corral --> OKCSC32::D_DERAMODan D'Eramo, Customer Support CenterThu Jan 21 1993 13:501
        Drat, you beat me to it. :-)
396.14352OK --> Gun FightPOBOX::VANTILBURGYou Belong In The Zoo!!Thu Jan 21 1993 15:121
    
396.14353Gun Fight -> Shooting their mouths offCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Jan 21 1993 17:341
    
396.14354Shooting their mouths off --> spittin' chipsAUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Thu Jan 21 1993 17:471
    
396.14355spittin' chips --> output driversJIT081::DIAMONDPardon me? Or must I be a criminal?Thu Jan 21 1993 20:300
396.14356output drivers -> faulty assembly lineNECSC::BIELSKII am a curmudgeon, yet...Fri Jan 22 1993 13:041
    
396.14357faulty assembly line -> do you come here often?CPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Jan 22 1993 17:081
    
396.14358do you come here often? --> nice weather we're havingCSC32::D_DERAMODan D'Eramo, Customer Support CenterMon Jan 25 1993 14:050
396.14359nice weather we're having --> loss leaderSMURF::BINDERQui scire uelit ipse debet discereMon Jan 25 1993 14:531
    
396.14360loss leader --> engineering degreeJIT081::DIAMONDPardon me? Or must I be a criminal?Mon Jan 25 1993 20:170
396.14361engineering degree -> KelvinHLDE01::STEENWINKELWitty phraseTue Jan 26 1993 09:271
    
396.14362Kelvin --> HobbesGAVEL::SATOWTue Jan 26 1993 09:300
396.14363Hobbes --> ultimate survivalistSMURF::BINDERQui scire uelit ipse debet discereTue Jan 26 1993 09:511
    
396.14364ultimate survivalist -> cockroachNECSC::BIELSKII am a curmudgeon, yet...Tue Jan 26 1993 10:571
    
396.14365cockroach >- CosbyRICKS::PHIPPSTue Jan 26 1993 11:020
396.14366cockroach --> ArchySMURF::BINDERQui scire uelit ipse debet discereTue Jan 26 1993 11:303
    Sorry, I don't see the connection in cockroach >- Cosby...
    
    So I'll show my age.
396.14367Archy -> McDonalds ( or Clinton if you prefer )CPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Jan 26 1993 11:582
    
    Cockroach was a nickname for one of Theo's friends on the Cosby Show.
396.14368McDonalds ( or Clinton if you prefer )->A Clinton&fries, to goAUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Tue Jan 26 1993 15:041
    
396.14369we're out of Bills, how about a Hillary?NECSC::BIELSKII am a curmudgeon, yet...Tue Jan 26 1993 16:521
    
396.14370we're out or Bills, ... -> how about a Cowboy? CPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Jan 27 1993 08:201
    
396.14371how about a cowboy -> Ronald ReaganHLDE01::STEENWINKELWitty phraseWed Jan 27 1993 08:311
    
396.14372Ronald Reagan --> Buck RogersSMURF::BINDERQui scire uelit ipse debet discereWed Jan 27 1993 08:481
    Reagan --> ray gun
396.14373Buck Rogers -> not in an Enterprise zoneNECSC::BIELSKII am a curmudgeon, yet...Wed Jan 27 1993 11:191
    Trekkies, unite!
396.14374not in an Enterprise zone --> zone defenseCSC32::D_DERAMODan D'Eramo, Customer Support CenterWed Jan 27 1993 14:081
        back to football :-)
396.14375Amos 'n' AndyAUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Wed Jan 27 1993 15:268
    A Clinton & Fries, to go ---> Hillarious  -->  laugh a minute -------|
                                                                         \
                                                                          |
    Zone defense  -->  area protection --> rubber gloves --> handy Andy --|
                                                                          |
                                                                          |
                                                                          |
                                      Amos 'n' Andy                  <----+
396.14376Amos 'n' Andy --> Famous Amos --> cookie BOXJIT081::DIAMONDPardon me? Or must I be a criminal?Thu Jan 28 1993 03:031
    And also wasn't the defense in .2 all BOXED in?
396.14377Cookie Box --> Girl ScoutGAVEL::SATOWThu Jan 28 1993 08:200
396.14378Girl Scout -> femme foragerNECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Thu Jan 28 1993 10:371
    
396.14379femme forager --> soldierJIT081::DIAMONDPardon me? Or must I be a criminal?Thu Jan 28 1993 21:175
    I can't figure out which is Politically Correct:
    (1) to qualify this as "straight male soldier or gay female soldier",
    acknowledging the existence of other soldiers who don't forage femmes, or
    (2) to leave the title as is, avoiding naming any groups whose members
    might feel offended by being named or by not being named.
396.14380soldier -> spyHLDE01::STEENWINKELWitty phraseFri Jan 29 1993 08:131
    Tinker, tailor, ...
396.14381spy -> Bette Davis eyesNECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Fri Jan 29 1993 10:114
    re: .14379
    
    PC: (3) Girl Scout :== a female who is foraging 
    		(and leave the rest to the imagination, without offense...)
396.14382Bette Davis eyes -> Clinton naysCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Feb 02 1993 08:431
    
396.14383Clinton nays -> broken promisesCSC32::D_DERAMODan D'Eramo, Customer Support CenterTue Feb 02 1993 10:080
396.14384Clinton nays -> broken promises >- shelve denialRICKS::PHIPPSTue Feb 02 1993 12:330
396.14385shelve denial -> archive da MississippiCALS::DESELMSOpera rulzTue Feb 02 1993 13:210
396.14386archive da Mississippi --> BOX de PlatteVMSMKT::KENAHShedding the homespunTue Feb 02 1993 13:320
396.14387stow the AssabetNECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Tue Feb 02 1993 16:102
    provincial joke.  The Assabet
    flows through Stow, MA.
396.14388JIT081::DIAMONDPardon me? Or must I be a criminal?Tue Feb 02 1993 23:191
 stow the Assabet --> but he just got out after spending 12 years in stow-age!
396.14389...spending 12 ... -> dirty dozenCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Feb 03 1993 08:151
    
396.14390dirty dozen --> baker's dozen --> pack 'em up --> BOXSMURF::BINDERQui scire uelit ipse debet discereWed Feb 03 1993 08:591
    
396.14391BOX -> Select OneCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Feb 03 1993 13:081
    
396.14392Select One --> select(2)CSC32::D_DERAMODan D'Eramo, Customer Support CenterWed Feb 03 1993 13:553
        A little Unix humor there. :-)
        
        Dan
396.14393select(2) -> all and none of the aboveNECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Wed Feb 03 1993 17:181
    
396.14394RDVAX::KALIKOWDo While(Lather Rinse) AArgh!Wed Feb 03 1993 23:312
    a little DIGITAL humor there...
    
396.14395PAOIS::HILLAn immigrant in ParisThu Feb 04 1993 03:121
    a comment from a customer
396.14396all-in-vain=>all-in-vanity=>insanityRDVAX::KALIKOWDo While(Lather Rinse) AArgh!Thu Feb 04 1993 07:051
    
396.14397insanity -> herbal teaCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Feb 04 1993 08:231
    
396.14398herbal tea --> insanitySMURF::BINDERQui scire uelit ipse debet discereThu Feb 04 1993 08:5810
    herbal tea -->
    urbane tea -->
    urbanity -->
    Urbana -->
    Illinois -->
    IL -->
    illness -->
    insanity
    								     |
    	
396.14399insanity -> ever-never landNECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Thu Feb 04 1993 10:081
    
396.14400ever-never land --> eter PanCSC32::D_DERAMODan D'Eramo, Customer Support CenterThu Feb 04 1993 10:150
396.14401eter Pan --> Thanks but her pie was enoughSMURF::BINDERQui scire uelit ipse debet discereThu Feb 04 1993 12:401
    
396.14402...her pie was enough -> hot cross buns?CPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Feb 05 1993 08:331
    
396.14403hot cross buns -> rabbit in a microwaveHLDE01::STEENWINKELWitty phraseFri Feb 05 1993 11:141
    
396.14404rabbit in a microwave => 300RPMRDVAX::KALIKOWDoes 'balk' come from 'Balkan'?Fri Feb 05 1993 11:436
    rabbit in a microwave
    
    =>what's green & goes 300 RPM?
    
    =>frog in a blender
    
396.14405300RPM --> Vroom!CSC32::D_DERAMODan D'Eramo, Customer Support CenterFri Feb 05 1993 14:410
396.14406Vroom! >- VitchRICKS::PHIPPSFri Feb 05 1993 17:430
396.14407Vitch -> Vhat? a vitchy vitch, or just a vitch?NECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Mon Feb 08 1993 08:571
    am having a problem with "b"s and "w"s.
396.14408Vitch --> VOXVMSMKT::KENAHShedding the homespunMon Feb 08 1993 10:365
>          -< Vitch -> Vhat? a vitchy vitch, or just a vitch? >-
>
>    am having a problem with "b"s and "w"s.
    
    Me too...
396.14409vox --> populiGAVEL::SATOWMon Feb 08 1993 11:410
396.14410'vox=>populi' => 'vox dei'RDVAX::KALIKOWDoes 'balk' come from 'Balkan'?Mon Feb 08 1993 11:501
    
396.14411'vox dei' -> opiate of the masses ( :-) )CPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Mon Feb 08 1993 11:561
    
396.14412BOXPAOIS::HILLAn immigrant in ParisWed Feb 10 1993 03:411
    opiate of the masses -> the best of which comes in a...
396.14413BOX -> pathologicalCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Feb 10 1993 10:124
    BOX -> container -> limitation -> limited thinking -> circular
    |      reasoning ->  } 
    v                    } ->
    hemmed in        ->  }
396.14414pathological >- way to go, technically speakingRICKS::PHIPPSWed Feb 10 1993 12:430
396.14415way to go, technically speaking --> attaboy, by the bookSMURF::BINDERQui scire uelit ipse debet discereWed Feb 10 1993 16:180
396.14416attaboy, by the book >- or take your girl and C the movieRICKS::PHIPPSWed Feb 10 1993 21:410
396.14417...and C the movie =>> or take two and C++NECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Wed Feb 10 1993 22:341
    
396.14418GAVEL::SATOWThu Feb 11 1993 08:346
or take two and C++ ---> or take two (for your code) and C me in the morning



    

396.14419or take ... -> Help! I'm getting C sick!CPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Feb 11 1993 09:331
    
396.14420Help! I'm getting C sick --> O I M 2SMURF::BINDERQui scire uelit ipse debet discereThu Feb 11 1993 12:031
    
396.14421O I M 2 -> G R U, porkchop?NECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Thu Feb 11 1993 13:082
    chocolate-covered porkchops 
    often cure seasickness.
396.14422RDVAX::KALIKOWParody Error, please retryThu Feb 11 1993 13:341
    
396.14423BOXJIT081::DIAMONDPardon me? Or must I be a criminal?Thu Feb 11 1993 23:244
396.14424BOX -> I18NHLDE01::STEENWINKELWitty phraseFri Feb 12 1993 03:3812
396.14425I18N => I8U => ICU => Intensive Care UnitRDVAX::KALIKOWPress RETURN for more...Fri Feb 12 1993 07:561
    
396.14426Intensive Care Unit -> Field Replaceable UnitCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Feb 12 1993 12:201
    
396.14427Field Replaceable Unit->Interchangeable parts->Parts is partsCSC32::D_DERAMODan D'Eramo, Customer Support CenterFri Feb 12 1993 14:140
396.14428parts is parts -> deadly embraceCSC32::S_BROOKFri Feb 12 1993 18:062
    parts is parts -> parts is sparse -> back-ordered -> infinite wait ->
    
396.14429deadly embrace -> Super(bowl) SundayNECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Sat Feb 13 1993 22:292
    
    deadly embrace -> gridlock -> football sellout 
396.14430Super(bowl) Sunday -> Tupperwear PartyCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Mon Feb 15 1993 07:511
    
396.14431Tupperwear Party -> BurpCALS::DESELMSMon Feb 15 1993 09:200
396.14432Burp -> Coca ColaHLDE01::STEENWINKELwhile (!ready) { continue };Mon Feb 15 1993 09:301
    
396.14433Coca Cola -> (TM)CSC32::D_DERAMODan D'Eramo, Customer Support CenterMon Feb 15 1993 10:350
396.14434(TM) --> (Om, om)SMURF::BINDERQui scire uelit ipse debet discereMon Feb 15 1993 12:541
    
396.14435(Om, om) => on the range...RDVAX::KALIKOWPress &lt;NEXT UNSEEN&gt; for less...Mon Feb 15 1993 13:201
    
396.14436on the range... --> back burnerSMURF::BINDERQui scire uelit ipse debet discereMon Feb 15 1993 14:491
    
396.14437back burner -> jetCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Mon Feb 15 1993 15:211
    
396.14438Jet[s] --> Sharks --> Wet Side StoryGAVEL::SATOWMon Feb 15 1993 15:241
The two gangs in the Musical
396.14439Wet Side Story -> starring Rip Torn?NECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Mon Feb 15 1993 16:501
    
396.14440starring Rip Torn? -> On the mendCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Feb 16 1993 08:096
    
    yes, and George Chakaris ( Sp? )
    
    "Wet Side Story" was a great W-A-F blooper and is the fodder of 
     some great puns...  
    
396.14441On the mend -> Around the bend -> Over The HillVMSNET::S_VOREI Feel the Need... for SpeedTue Feb 16 1993 09:501
    
396.14442Over The Hill --> The ... GangCSC32::D_DERAMODan D'Eramo, Customer Support CenterTue Feb 16 1993 10:250
396.14443The ... Gang => The Ellipsis SistersRDVAX::KALIKOW22 more lines...Tue Feb 16 1993 11:431
    
396.14444The Ellipsis sisters --> don't get the pointGAVEL::SATOWTue Feb 16 1993 13:121
I could've said something about "periods", but . . .
396.14445don't get the point >- It's just as wellRICKS::PHIPPSTue Feb 16 1993 19:260
396.14446It's just as well -> It's George OwellZGOM11::SPKEESave lives - be a blood donorTue Feb 16 1993 22:131
    
396.14447It's George Owell -> George Orwell ->George Awe WellGIDDAY::BURTChele Burt - CSC Sydney, DTN 7355693Tue Feb 16 1993 22:450
396.14448George Awe Well -> stropCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Feb 17 1993 11:442
    George Awe Well -> Awe's Well that ends Well -> awl -> leather ->
    
396.14449strop --> portsCSC32::D_DERAMODan D'Eramo, Customer Support CenterWed Feb 17 1993 13:280
396.14450strop --> ports => sportRDVAX::KALIKOWParody error, please retryWed Feb 17 1993 13:361
    
396.14451sport -> p sortCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Feb 17 1993 16:221
    The sort just before q sort.....
396.14452p sort --> darker towards the right, pleaseJIT081::DIAMONDPardon me? Or must I be a criminal?Wed Feb 17 1993 19:270
396.14453darker...please -> repainting the political scenarioNECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Wed Feb 17 1993 22:151
    
396.14454repainting ... -> whitewashingCSC32::D_DERAMODan D'Eramo, Customer Support CenterWed Feb 17 1993 22:540
396.14455whitewashing => Tricky DickyFORTY2::KNOWLESDECspell snot awl ewe kneedThu Feb 18 1993 09:161
    
396.14456Tricky Dicky -> slick; will he?NECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Thu Feb 18 1993 12:541
    
396.14457slick; will he? >- you beat me to it. Sort of.RICKS::PHIPPSThu Feb 18 1993 13:090
396.14458Sort of. --> . f oVMSMKT::KENAHShedding the homespunThu Feb 18 1993 16:530
396.14459. f o -> ufoCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Feb 18 1993 18:051
    certainly . is unidentified ! 
396.14460ufo -> flying saucer -> ChaucerCSC32::D_DERAMODan D'Eramo, Customer Support CenterThu Feb 18 1993 20:080
396.14461Chaucer -> naughty bitsHLDE01::STEENWINKELwhile (!ready) { continue };Fri Feb 19 1993 10:1810
    ... via Douglas Adams' Meaning of Liff which contains the following
    sentence in the description for Wendens Ambo (not sure of the exact
    wording)
    
    '... and a search through the entire works of Chaucer for all the
    naughty bits.'
    
    Douglas Adams has been associated with Monty Python at one time, thus
    creating another link to 'naughty bits'
    
396.14462naughty bits ---> comfy chairPENUTS::DDESMAISONSFri Feb 19 1993 11:366
  >>  ... via Douglas Adams' Meaning of Liff which contains the following

    So, what _is_ the meaning of "liff" anyways?
    

396.14463comfy chair -> posh podiumNECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Fri Feb 19 1993 21:413
    chair :== chairperson :== the one who wields the gavel.
    
    Must be approaching New England town meeting time.
396.14464podium --> SoapBOX!VMSMKT::KENAHYour intelligence is sexy...Mon Feb 22 1993 18:370
396.14465SoapBOX! >- Wrong Conference!RICKS::PHIPPSMon Feb 22 1993 23:370
396.14466Wrong Conference! -> Murphy's Law!JIT081::DIAMONDPardon me? Or must I be a criminal?Tue Feb 23 1993 02:270
396.14467HLDE01::STEENWINKELwhile (!ready) { continue };Tue Feb 23 1993 06:5312
    ... -> Heisenberg's Law -> quantum physics -> ...
    
    And there's no need to mention the box this cat was in during the
    experiment, nor the box it used occasionally while still walking around
    in the lab.
    Also the box now appearing on Norm's terminal has been exposed in this
    string ...


                                                  - Rik -
    
    I'll bring in The Meaning of Liff tomorrow.
396.14468CPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Feb 23 1993 16:091
    
396.14469Puss and Boots -> Delilah and SamsonNECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Tue Feb 23 1993 18:291
    I always got a D- in History.
396.14470Delilah & Samson -> Enslaved for a haircutGIDDAY::BURTChele Burt - CSC Sydney, DTN 7355693Tue Feb 23 1993 20:490
396.14471Enslaved for a haircut -> to bitsDSSDEV::RUSTWed Feb 24 1993 08:323
    The temple, that is...
    
    -b
396.14472to bits --> four bits, six bits, a dollarSMURF::BINDERHomo unus sum, non homines omnes.Wed Feb 24 1993 09:051
    
396.14473dollar --> bucks --> bux --> BOX!VMSMKT::KENAHYour intelligence is sexy...Wed Feb 24 1993 09:130
396.14474BOX! => OrreryRDVAX::KALIKOWParody error, please retryWed Feb 24 1993 09:465
                   (-: call me ornery... but I just set my
                   mind wandering to something as unrelated
                   as possible...  should only take Andrew &
                   his Happy Minions about 3 associations to
                   get us back in the BOX... :-)
396.14475 Orrery --> (See below) --> ...BOX! VMSMKT::KENAHYour intelligence is sexy...Wed Feb 24 1993 10:425
  Orrery --> Celestial Mechanics --> Quantum Mechanics --> Black BOX radiation
   
   Hey, trying to loop back to BOX is an interesting challenge...
   
   					andrew
396.14476SMURF::BINDERHomo unus sum, non homines omnes.Wed Feb 24 1993 11:501
    Except perhaps using Andrew instead of a defenseless feline.
396.14477CPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Feb 24 1993 12:061
    
396.14478Mobius trip ( ) -> fall to...know where?NECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Wed Feb 24 1993 18:301
    
396.14479know where? --> in a box?JIT081::DIAMONDPardon me? Or must I be a criminal?Wed Feb 24 1993 18:530
396.14480in a box? >- degeneratingRICKS::PHIPPSWed Feb 24 1993 19:000
396.14481degenerating -> fuse boxJIT081::DIAMONDPardon me? Or must I be a criminal?Wed Feb 24 1993 21:360
396.14482fuse box -> circuit breakerCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Feb 25 1993 11:331
    
396.14483circuit breaker --> stick in the spokesSMURF::BINDERHomo unus sum, non homines omnes.Thu Feb 25 1993 12:371
    
396.14484stick in the spokes -> head over heelsVMSNET::S_VOREI Feel the Need... for SpeedThu Feb 25 1993 13:461
    
396.14485head over heels -> homo sapienCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Feb 25 1993 15:311
    usually....
396.14486Homo Sapiens -> 42HLDE01::STEENWINKELwhile (!ready) { continue };Fri Feb 26 1993 05:2734
    ...-> Cogito Ergo Sum -> (the question of) Life, the Universe, and
          Everything (Douglas Adams again) -> ...
           
    
    BTW, from 'The Meaning of Liff' (copied without permission)
    
    Liff (n.)
    
      A book, the contents of which are totally belied by its cover. For
      instance, any book the dust jacket of which bears the words 'This
      book will change your life.'
    
    (of course, there's a bright orange sticker on the front cover ...)
    
    
    
    And from the preface (to give those unfamiliar with this book some
    insight)
    
    In Life *), there are many hundreds of common experiences, feelings,
    situations and even objects which we all know and recognize, but for
    which no words exist.
    On the other hand, the world is littered with thousands of spare words
    which spend their time doing nothing but loafing about on signposts
    pointing at places.
    Our job, as we see it, is to get these words down off the signposts and
    into the mouth of babes and sucklings and so onwhere they can start
    earning their keep in everyday conversation and make a more positive
    contribution to society.
    
                                     Douglas Adams
                                     John LLoyd
    
    *) And, indeed, in Liff.
396.14487... seventh sonGENSIS::LAVEYDr. Heckyll &amp; Mr. JiveFri Feb 26 1993 12:311
	... 42 -> how much is 6 x 7? -> seventh son of a -> ...
396.14488seventh son -> Highway 61CPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Feb 26 1993 15:174
    
    
    A Dylan tune....
    
396.14489Highway 61->Route 66->Car 54, Where Are You?VMSNET::S_VOREI Feel the Need... for SpeedFri Feb 26 1993 15:282
    
    
396.14490Car 54, Where Are You? -> Lost in SpaceNECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Fri Feb 26 1993 22:051
    
396.14491Lost in Space -> Space, The Final FrontierVMSNET::S_VOREI Feel the Need... for SpeedSat Feb 27 1993 15:262
    
    
396.14492JIT081::DIAMONDPardon me? Or must I be a criminal?Sun Feb 28 1993 19:024
    Space, The Final Frontier --> Out of disk space, core dum^H^H^H lost
    
    
    (Ran out of space in the title line too, when I tried that first :-)
396.14493HLDE01::STEENWINKELwhile (!ready) { continue };Mon Mar 01 1993 06:392
    Out of disk space, core dum^H^H^H lost -> Bit bucket full, please empty
    
396.14494empty --> BOX!VMSMKT::KENAHThere are no mistakes in Love...Mon Mar 01 1993 08:120
396.14495BOX! => BOX!RDVAX::KALIKOWParody error, please retryMon Mar 01 1993 08:421
    
396.14496BOX! -> George FormanVMSNET::S_VOREI Feel the Need... for SpeedMon Mar 01 1993 10:322
    'round & 'round we go
    
396.14497BOX! -> FAB! CPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Mon Mar 01 1993 10:323
    
    re. -1  Is that a recycled box?
    
396.14498FAB! >- 6RICKS::PHIPPSMon Mar 01 1993 12:357
Inside move:  FAB 6 now under construction in Hudson, MA.

>   re. -1  Is that a recycled box?
    
-2 To you actually.

	mP
396.14499George Forman cornered by FAB! 6 --> BOXed inJIT081::DIAMONDPardon me? Or must I be a criminal?Mon Mar 01 1993 19:352
    Hey!  Even I checked to see if that notes collision was genuine,
    and it was.
396.14500BOXed in -> snarf! :-)CSC32::D_DERAMODan D'Eramo, Customer Support CenterMon Mar 01 1993 20:010
396.14501snarf --> hungrySMURF::BINDERHomo unus sum, non homines omnes.Tue Mar 02 1993 08:483
    snarf --> Snark (US subsonic "cruise" missile of the 1950s) --> shark
    --> repellent --> ugly --> Jabberwocky --> vorpal blade --> snicker-
    --> snack
396.14502hungry -> Indonesian cookingHLDE01::STEENWINKELwhile (!ready) { continue };Tue Mar 02 1993 08:551
    
396.14503Indonesian cooking --> cannibals waitingGAVEL::PCLX31::satowgavel::satow or @msoTue Mar 02 1993 08:581
396.14504cannibals waiting --> cannibals forwardingDSSDEV::RUSTTue Mar 02 1993 09:081
    
396.14505cannibals forwarding -> foot in mouth diseaseCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Mar 02 1993 13:014
    
    too long for a title : 
    
    cannibals forwarding -> putting your foot where your mouth is 
396.14506PAOIS::HILLAn immigrant in ParisTue Mar 02 1993 13:203
    foot in mouth disease -> dontopedology -> Duke of Edinburgh
    
    The D of E is credited with coining the word
396.14507D of E -> coining the word -> hyperinflationNECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Tue Mar 02 1993 16:292
    sure glad the rest of the (U.S.) year
    is nonpolitical.
396.14508hyperinflation --> gigaboxes of infinitesimalsJIT081::DIAMONDPardon me? Or must I be a criminal?Tue Mar 02 1993 20:488
    Re hyperinflation, just like lots of other stuff:
       "Those who study history are doomed to repeat it.
        Those who don't study history will experience it for the first time."
       -- Norman Diamond
    
    >sure glad the rest of the (U.S.) year is nonpolitical.
    
    What does that have to do with hyperinflation?
396.14509gigaboxes of infinitesimals => small terrapinFORTY2::KNOWLESDECspell snot awl ewe kneedWed Mar 03 1993 08:514
    Incidentally, .14501 could have jumped straight from Snark to Jabberocky via
    comic verse.
    
    b
396.14510small terrapin --> stunt(ed) turtle --> Hollywood NinjaSMURF::BINDERHomo unus sum, non homines omnes.Wed Mar 03 1993 09:013
    Re .14509
    
    Of course I could have done - but my way was more fun.
396.14511Hollywood Ninja -> Rocky, ChoppyCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Mar 03 1993 10:051
    
396.14512Rocky, Choppy --> BumpyCSC32::D_DERAMODan D'Eramo, Customer Support CenterWed Mar 03 1993 10:220
396.14513Bumpy -> ThumperNECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Wed Mar 03 1993 13:0413
    re: .14507 & 8
    
               -< D of E -> coining the word -> hyperinflation >-
    >sure glad the rest of the (U.S.) year is nonpolitical.
    
    What does that have to do with hyperinflation?

    
    Stretching and twisting a bit, perhaps, but with the inaugural 
    "honeymoon" over it is back to politics as usual, with many more
    words being coined and inflating the air.  Sorry, you asked.
    
    Now, let me tell you about my friend Thumper....
396.14514Thumper -> HarveyCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Mar 04 1993 08:521
    
396.14515Harvey --> WallbangerGAVEL::PCLX31::satowgavel::satow or @msoThu Mar 04 1993 09:141
396.14516Wallbanger --> Engineer's headJIT081::DIAMONDPardon me? Or must I be a criminal?Thu Mar 04 1993 20:500
396.14517engineer's head -> expert systemHLDE01::STEENWINKELwhile (!ready) { continue };Fri Mar 05 1993 07:581
    
396.14518expert system -> network of consultantsNECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Fri Mar 05 1993 08:591
    
396.14519network of consultants -> chatter boxesCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Mar 05 1993 15:261
    
396.14520chatter boxes --> bauxite :-)CSC32::D_DERAMODan D'Eramo, Customer Support CenterFri Mar 05 1993 22:530
396.14521bauxite --> ZKOJIT081::DIAMONDPardon me? Or must I be a criminal?Sun Mar 07 1993 19:571
    (the site from which most "box" replies get posted)
396.14522ZKO --> You are in a maze of twisty little...SMURF::BINDERHomo unus sum, non homines omnes.Mon Mar 08 1993 08:571
    
396.14523... maze ... --> passages, all alikeCSC32::D_DERAMODan D'Eramo, Customer Support CenterMon Mar 08 1993 10:210
396.14524passages, all alike >- VAX Notes ConferencesRICKS::PHIPPSMon Mar 08 1993 12:462

396.14525VAX Notes Conferences -> no joyCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Mon Mar 08 1993 15:351
    
396.14526no joy --> in MudvilleGAVEL::PCLX31::satowgavel::satow or @msoMon Mar 08 1993 15:473
re: .14525

wakarimasen, or in other words, huh?
396.14527no joy --> in Mudville --> BOX score: KVMSMKT::KENAHThere are no mistakes in Love...Mon Mar 08 1993 17:310
396.14528BOX score: K -> But the R series are boxersHLDE01::STEENWINKELwhile (!ready) { continue };Tue Mar 09 1993 04:039
    The K series have 3- or 4-cylinder inline engines (BMW motorbikes)
    
    
    .14525 -< VAX Notes Conferences -> no joy >-
    >re: .14525
    >wakarimasen, or in other words, huh?
    
    Type it at your VMS prompt ...
    
396.14529But ... boxers -> Calvin KleinCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Mar 09 1993 16:001
    
396.14530calvin klein -> underwearZGOV05::SPKEEWed Mar 10 1993 04:091
    
396.14531underwear => up from out of under thereRDVAX::KALIKOWPartially sage, &amp; rarely on timeWed Mar 17 1993 11:051
    
396.14532up from out of under there --> Aussie ventures NorthGAVEL::PCLX31::satowgavel::satow or @msoThu Mar 18 1993 10:411
396.14533Aussie ventures North -> bi-polar travellerCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Mar 18 1993 11:021
    
396.14534bi-polar traveller -> magnetic personalityNECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Thu Mar 18 1993 18:411
    
396.14535magnetic personality -> Klingons :-)CPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Sun Mar 21 1993 17:261
    
396.14536Klingons => Static clingRDVAX::KALIKOWPartially sage, &amp; rarely on timeSun Mar 21 1993 21:301
    
396.14537Static cling -> mobile clangWMOIS::KOWALEWICZ_MHappy St. Urho's dayMon Mar 22 1993 08:320
396.14538mobile clang --> spots before my eyesSMURF::BINDERVox turbae uox DeiMon Mar 22 1993 09:031
    mobile clang --> fire truck --> fire dog == Dalmatian --> spots
396.14539spots before my eyes --> seeing starsCSC32::D_DERAMODan D'Eramo, Customer Support CenterMon Mar 22 1993 10:520
396.14540seeing stars -> apple orchardNECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Tue Mar 23 1993 10:134
    from having been shown at a young age that
    if you slice an apple horizontally there is
    a "star" inside, from the shape of the seed 
    chambers.
396.14541Apple --> Barrel --> Crate (&) --> BOX!VMSMKT::KENAHThere are no mistakes in Love...Tue Mar 23 1993 12:510
396.14542BOX -> Blue Ox -> BabeCALS::DESELMSTue Mar 23 1993 15:431
    
396.14543Babe -> Sonny and CherCSC32::D_DERAMODan D'Eramo, Customer Support CenterWed Mar 24 1993 10:490
396.14544Sonny and Cher -> Groundhog DayCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Mar 25 1993 09:012
    From the movie...
    
396.14545Groundhog Day -> 2/2CALS::DESELMSThu Mar 25 1993 12:021
    
396.145462/2 -> Bob FosseTHEBAY::GOODMANwalking on broken glass...Thu Mar 25 1993 12:131
    2/2 = 1 = one -> A Chorus Line -> ...
396.14547chorus line -> boxFSOA::BERICSONMRO1-1/L87 DTN 297-3200Thu Mar 25 1993 15:582
    Chorus Line -> clothes line -> red flannels -> red flannel hash ->
    hash -> mary jane -> shoes -> box
396.14548box -> padding -> styrafoam -> ozone layerHLDE01::STEENWINKELwhile (!ready) {continue;};Fri Mar 26 1993 09:051
    
396.14549ozone layer -> air cakeCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Mar 26 1993 16:211
    
396.14550air cake -> air jordanVMSNET::S_VOREOnce More Unto The BreachFri Mar 26 1993 20:072
    
    
396.14551air jordan -> El AlCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Sat Mar 27 1993 08:371
    
396.14552El Al -> L L -> L.L.BeanCSC32::D_DERAMODan D'Eramo, Customer Support CenterSun Mar 28 1993 16:160
396.14553L.L.Bean => L.L.B. => Ph.D. => Piled Higher & DeeperRDVAX::KALIKOWPartially sage, &amp; rarely on timeSun Mar 28 1993 16:501
    
396.14554Piled Higher & Deeper -> in a ... boxCSC32::D_DERAMODan D'Eramo, Customer Support CenterSun Mar 28 1993 20:370
396.14555in a ... box => Imho better you should stick to snarfing!! :-)RDVAX::KALIKOWPartially sage, &amp; rarely on timeSun Mar 28 1993 22:262
    Et tu, D'Eramo!!???? :-)
    
396.14556Et tu --> CaesarCSC32::D_DERAMODan D'Eramo, Customer Support CenterSun Mar 28 1993 23:500
396.14557JIT081::DIAMONDPardon me? Or must I be a criminal?Mon Mar 29 1993 03:023
    snarfing  -->  variable  --
                               `-->  memory location  -->  box
    Caesar    -->  constant  --'
396.14558box -> ... -> tabernacleCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Mon Mar 29 1993 15:401
    box -> cell -> criminal -> justice -> judical -> Judaic ->
396.14559tabernacle --> mast --> beechAUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Tue Mar 30 1993 03:491
    
396.14560FORTY2::KNOWLESDECspell snot awl ewe kneedTue Mar 30 1993 08:223
    That was easy.
    
    b
396.14561box --> boxCSC32::D_DERAMODan D'Eramo, Customer Support CenterTue Mar 30 1993 11:473
        This is fun. :-)
        
        Dan
396.14562box --> box --> A choice, not an echoGAVEL::PCLX31::satowgavel::satow or @msoTue Mar 30 1993 11:521
Barry Goldwater's Republican primary slogan in 1964.
396.14563an echo => Necco wafersRDVAX::KALIKOWPartially sage, &amp; rarely on timeTue Mar 30 1993 12:205
    Necco is probably a copyright or trademark of the New England
    Confectionery Company (just guessing as to the company name).
    
    (I mention this so I don't inadvertently end up in any sort of legal BOX).
    
396.14564Necco wafers --> neko wavers --> kitty paws --> patty pawsSMURF::BINDERVox turbae uox DeiTue Mar 30 1993 13:212
    Feeling BOXed in by the amazing number of one-word vocabularies around,
    Dan?
396.14565patty paws => petits poisRDVAX::KALIKOWPartially sage, &amp; rarely on timeTue Mar 30 1993 14:371
396.14566petit pois -> ... -> BOX (easy!)PAOIS::HILLAn immigrant in ParisWed Mar 31 1993 07:283
    petits pois -> little peas -> pppp -> PPPP -> big pees -> 
                                                             |
                           BOX <- mail  <- capital letters <-
396.14567Box -> Deja VuWIZZER::WEGGSome hard boiled eggs and some nuts.Wed Mar 31 1993 09:311
        
396.14568deja vu -> ... -> all over againGENSIS::LAVEYDr. Heckyll &amp; Mr. JiveWed Mar 31 1993 13:123
    ... -> Help, I'm stuck in an infinite loop, and I can't get out! -> ...

396.14569all over again -> da capoCALS::DESELMSWed Mar 31 1993 13:190
396.14570da capo --> al fineSMURF::BINDERVox turbae uox DeiWed Mar 31 1993 13:311
    
396.14571al fine => all fine => all quiet => on the Western frontRDVAX::KALIKOWPartially sage, &amp; rarely on timeWed Mar 31 1993 16:321
    
396.14572GAVEL::PCLX31::satowgavel::satow or @msoWed Mar 31 1993 17:201
"All quiet --> on the Western front" --> , remarqued Erich.
396.14573remarqued Erich, => Sancta Maria, that was good!!RDVAX::KALIKOWPartially sage, &amp; rarely on timeWed Mar 31 1993 18:101
    
396.14574Sancta Maria, that was good!!--> was it good for you, too?AUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Wed Mar 31 1993 18:431
    
396.14575was it good for you, too? => BO... naaah... => maculatenessRDVAX::KALIKOWPartially sage, &amp; rarely on timeWed Mar 31 1993 19:302
    near miss, that... :-)
    
396.14576maculateness -> spot on!CPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Apr 01 1993 09:271
    
396.14577spot on! --> Spot --> dogCSC32::D_DERAMODan D'Eramo, Customer Support CenterThu Apr 01 1993 11:230
396.14578dog --> bog --> boxSMURF::BINDERVox turbae uox DeiThu Apr 01 1993 11:272
    Letter-by-letter word transformation.  Can't help myself, this one was
    too easy.  :-)
396.14579box -> trapCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Apr 01 1993 13:121
    
396.14580trap --> trapSMURF::BINDERVox turbae uox DeiThu Apr 01 1993 14:095
    trap --> bear --> raccoon (related to bears) --> coonskin --> cap --+
    									|
    +-------------------------------------------------------------------+
    |
    +--> cover --> lid --> container --> box --> boxed in --> trap
396.14581trap -> prat -> part -> tarpCSC32::D_DERAMODan D'Eramo, Customer Support CenterThu Apr 01 1993 18:470
396.14582tarp --> box coverJIT081::DIAMONDPardon me? Or must I be a criminal?Thu Apr 01 1993 21:290
396.14583box cover --> lid --> elide--> glide-->fly-->mosquitoAUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Fri Apr 02 1993 01:281
    
396.14584FORTY2::KNOWLESDECspell snot awl ewe kneedFri Apr 02 1993 08:561
    
396.14585Knock Knock --> CherSMURF::BINDERVox turbae uox DeiFri Apr 02 1993 10:575
    Knock Knock --> knocker --> knacker --> dead horse --> beating -----+
    									|
    +-------------------------------------------------------------------+
    |
    +--> beat goes on --> Sonny & --> Cher
396.14586Cher -> and Cher alikeCSC32::D_DERAMODan D'Eramo, Customer Support CenterFri Apr 02 1993 11:130
396.14587Cher --> Sexy tattoosVMSMKT::KENAHThere are no mistakes in Love...Fri Apr 02 1993 12:470
396.14588Tattoo --> Drumbeat --> Beat --> BOX!VMSMKT::KENAHThere are no mistakes in Love...Fri Apr 02 1993 12:480
396.14589BOX! -> Trilogy! -> God Help Us! CPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Apr 02 1993 18:361
    
396.14590God Help Us! -> ok, ok, how about George Burns?NECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Wed Apr 07 1993 14:361
    
396.14591. . . George Burns --> while Nero fiddlesGAVEL::PCLX31::satowgavel::satow or @msoWed Apr 07 1993 15:121
396.14592DunroaminAUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Wed Apr 07 1993 20:085
                                                       ^
    sexy tattoos --> heart -->I love MUM --> at home --^ 
                                           |
                                           +----------------------+
    While Nero fiddles --> Rome burns --> where were the firemen -|
396.14593Dunroamin -> DunsinaneGENSIS::LAVEYDr. Heckyll &amp; Mr. JiveThu Apr 08 1993 14:131
396.14594CSC32::S_BROOKI just passed myself going in the other direction!Thu Apr 08 1993 14:321
                          -< Dunsinane -> Blathering Idiot >-
396.14595Blathering Idiot -> lathering soapCSC32::D_DERAMODan D'Eramo, Customer Support CenterThu Apr 08 1993 15:250
396.14596Blathering idiot --> park it.SMURF::BINDERDeus tuus tibi sed deus meus mihiThu Apr 08 1993 15:259
    Blathering idiot --> blather --> "If tin whistles are made out of tin,
    what are foghorns made out of?"* --> "Does your chewing gum lose its
    flavour on the bedpost overnight?"** --> flavorless --> stale --> "Stay
    a little longer..." --> park it.
    
    --------
    
    *  Line from **
    ** Title of novelty R&R song form the '60s.
396.14597Park it --> That will be $8.00POBOX::VANTILBURGYou Belong In The Zoo!!Thu Apr 08 1993 17:201
    
396.14598That will be $8.00 --> Thy will be dunnedGAVEL::PCLX31::satowgavel::satow or @msoThu Apr 08 1993 17:491
396.14599Thy will be dunned -> let the chits fall where they mayCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Apr 08 1993 18:141
    
396.14600let the chits fall where they may --> ... rolls downhillSMURF::BINDERDeus tuus tibi sed deus meus mihiFri Apr 09 1993 10:531
    Snarf.
396.14601... rolls downhill --> sans mossCSC32::D_DERAMODan D'Eramo, Customer Support CenterFri Apr 09 1993 11:266
        Re: Snarf.
        
        Colorado Springs had a city wide election Tuesday.
        At my polling place I got ballot number 100. :-)
        
        Dan
396.14602sans moss -> avec massCALS::DESELMSFri Apr 09 1993 14:520
396.14603avec mass --> Mass AveGAVEL::PCLX31::satowgavel::satow or @msoFri Apr 09 1993 15:094
A localism for "Massachusetts Avenue" one of the longest streets in teh 
world.


396.14604Mass Ave -> Huntington AveCALS::DESELMSFri Apr 09 1993 15:204
Where does Mass Ave start and end? I never go beyond Roxbury or Cambridge, so
it never ocurred to me that there was more to it.

- Jim
396.14605CSC32::S_BROOKI just passed myself going in the other direction!Fri Apr 09 1993 16:181
Huntington Ave  -> looking for a pound (of flesh)
396.14606Looking for a pound --> but a ha' penny will doGAVEL::PCLX31::satowgavel::satow or @msoFri Apr 09 1993 16:4310
re: .14604

Can't give you exact starting and ending point; I just remember a 
little factoid I heard somewhere.  I believe that the starting point is on 
the south shore somewhere (I think Quincy or Braintree), that Rout 2A 
in Lexington is still the same Mass Ave, that 2A merges with Route 111 and 
is still Mass Ave through a part of Concord, Acton, and Boxboro. I'd 
guess that's a good 40 miles or so.

Clay 
396.14607but a ha' penny will do -> meter maidCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Mon Apr 12 1993 14:483
    
    Not for Lovely Rita .... 
    
396.14608meter maid --> meet 'er mistressSMURF::BINDERDeus tuus tibi sed deus meus mihiMon Apr 12 1993 16:521
    
396.14609meet 'er mistress --> menage a troisAUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Mon Apr 12 1993 23:571
    
396.14610menage a trois -> three managers and a workerCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Apr 13 1993 09:501
    
396.14611three managers and a worker -> virtual realityNECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Tue Apr 13 1993 17:461
    
396.14612virtual reality -> Timothy LearyTHEBAY::GOODMANwalking on broken glass...Tue Apr 13 1993 18:020
396.14613Timothy Leary -> Electric Cool-AidCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Apr 14 1993 10:471
    
396.14614Electric Cool-Aid -> Power PunchCALS::DESELMSWed Apr 14 1993 10:500
396.14615Power Punch -> KOCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Apr 15 1993 10:591
    
396.14616KO -> fishing hatCSC32::D_DERAMODan D'Eramo, Customer Support CenterThu Apr 15 1993 11:200
396.14617fishing hat -> hooks n'barbs n'floatsNECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Thu Apr 15 1993 13:471
    
396.14618hooks n'barbs n'floats --> Tackle BOXVMSMKT::KENAHThere are no mistakes in Love...Thu Apr 15 1993 17:220
396.14619Tackle Box --> Guard Enclosure --> Prison GuardGAVEL::PCLX31::satowgavel::satow or @msoThu Apr 15 1993 18:151
396.14620Prison Guard --> Yeomen of the ... --> Jack PointSMURF::BINDERDeus tuus tibi sed deus meus mihiThu Apr 15 1993 22:311
    
396.14621Jack Point -> Decimal PointCSC32::D_DERAMODan D'Eramo, Customer Support CenterMon Apr 19 1993 14:470
396.14622Decimal Point -> 10 point -> fontSMURF::BINDERDeus tuus tibi sed deus meus mihiMon Apr 19 1993 15:131
    
396.14623font >- of knowledgeRICKS::PHIPPSMon Apr 19 1993 21:550
396.14624of knowledge -> tree -> Garden of EdenPAOIS::HILLAn immigrant in ParisTue Apr 20 1993 04:501
    
396.14625Garden of Eden -> nature -> (+spring) -> hayfeverHLDE01::STEENWINKELwhile (!ready) {continue;};Tue Apr 20 1993 06:281
    Hrmph.
396.14626hayfever > Hay Fever > Aldwych FarcePAOIS::HILLAn immigrant in ParisTue Apr 20 1993 08:063
    A series of plays by Ben Travis, staged at the Aldwych Theatre, London.
    
    Nick
396.14627Aldwych Farcs --> Dear DelinquentAUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Tue Apr 20 1993 19:331
    
396.14628Dear Delinquent -> letter from homeNECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Wed Apr 21 1993 09:501
    
396.14629letter from home -> 'h' | 'o' | 'm' | 'e'CALS::DESELMSWed Apr 21 1993 10:050
396.14630'h' | 'o' | 'm' | 'e' -> oh me!CPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Apr 21 1993 13:111
    
396.14631oh me! -> oh my! -> oh you!GENSIS::LAVEYDr. Heckyll &amp; Mr. JiveWed Apr 21 1993 13:200
396.14632oh you! -> OUCALS::DESELMSWed Apr 21 1993 13:400
396.14633OU => diphthongRDVAX::KALIKOWSupplely ChainedWed Apr 21 1993 14:361
    
396.14634diphthong --> on the other footSMURF::BINDERDeus tuus tibi sed deus meus mihiWed Apr 21 1993 15:331
    diphthong --> diff thong --> alternative sandal --> on the other foot
396.14635on the other foot --> on the other handGAVEL::PCLX31::satowgavel::satow or @msoThu Apr 22 1993 12:101
396.14636on the other hand -> economistsNECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Thu Apr 22 1993 14:232
    Harry Truman is reputed to have said that 
    what he needed was a one-handed economist.
396.14637economists --> 10 economists --> 11 solutionsAUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Thu Apr 22 1993 21:401
    
396.1463811 solutions --> 7% solutionCSC32::D_DERAMODan D'Eramo, Customer Support CenterThu Apr 22 1993 21:470
396.146397% solution --> Turkish shagSMURF::BINDERDeus tuus tibi sed deus meus mihiFri Apr 23 1993 10:381
    Both substances used by Holmes
396.14640Turkish shag -> fowl mating habitsCALS::DESELMSFri Apr 23 1993 11:360
396.14641fowl mating habits --> fowl habits --> The Flying NunGAVEL::PCLX31::satowgavel::satow or @msoFri Apr 23 1993 11:511
396.14642The Flying Nun -> Sally Fields -> Sally feeled -> burt smilesWMOIS::KOWALEWICZ_MBite the wax tadpole Fri Apr 23 1993 12:500
396.14643burt smiles --> Rubber DuckySMURF::BINDERDeus tuus tibi sed deus meus mihiFri Apr 23 1993 17:325
    burt smiles --> bert's miles --> ernie's inches --> ernie's itches --+
    									 |
    +--------------------------------------------------------------------+
    |
    +--> scratch --> clean --> bath --> Rubber Ducky
396.14644Rubber Ducky --> you're the oneCSC32::D_DERAMODan D'Eramo, Customer Support CenterSun Apr 25 1993 00:580
396.14645you're the one -> Charlie BrownCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Mon Apr 26 1993 13:431
    you're the one -> Who me?   Yes you! ->
396.14646Charlie Brown --> peanutsSMURF::BINDERDeus tuus tibi sed deus meus mihiMon Apr 26 1993 14:2510
    Charlie Brown -->
    Who's that writin' on the walls? -->
    The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls and tenement
    	halls -->
    The Prophet -->
    Kahlil Gibran -->
    (by alliteration) John Kenneth Galbraith -->
    economics -->
    money -->
    peanuts
396.14647peanuts -> fishers and plantersCALS::DESELMSMon Apr 26 1993 14:430
396.14648fishers and planters -> hunters and gatherersCSC32::D_DERAMODan D'Eramo, Customer Support CenterMon Apr 26 1993 14:500
396.14649hunters and gatherers -> Steak 'n PotatoesVMSNET::S_VOREOnce More Unto The BreachMon Apr 26 1993 15:322
    
    
396.14650Steak 'n Potatoes --> couch potatoesSMURF::BINDERDeus tuus tibi sed deus meus mihiMon Apr 26 1993 16:231
    
396.14651couch potatoes -> common 'tatersNECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Mon Apr 26 1993 16:291
    
396.14652common 'taters --> Frank, Dandy Don, and HowardSMURF::BINDERDeus tuus tibi sed deus meus mihiMon Apr 26 1993 17:101
    
396.14653Frank,... -> WAF is Taxing :-)CPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Apr 27 1993 10:013
    Frank, Dandy Don, and Howard -> Monday Night Football -> 
      Monday Morning Quarterback -> Today's Refund -> IRS ->
    
396.14654down the runwayGAVEL::PCLX31::satowgavel::satow or @msoTue Apr 27 1993 11:425
	WAF is taxing ---> *WAF is taxiing --> down the runway

	*WAF = Womens' Air Force, a term used to refer to women in the 
	U.S. Air Force during WWII and for a while afterward.
396.14655down the runway --> There she is, Miss America!SMURF::BINDERDeus tuus tibi sed deus meus mihiTue Apr 27 1993 11:501
    
396.14656There she is, Miss America!-->Hit CanadaAUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Tue Apr 27 1993 19:461
    
396.14657Hit Canada -> Hit him yourselfGIDDAY::BURTChele Burt - CSC Sydney, DTN 7355693Tue Apr 27 1993 21:461
396.14658CSC32::S_BROOKI just passed myself going in the other direction!Wed Apr 28 1993 11:211
               -< Hit him yourself -> No fighting words allowed >-
396.14659No fighting words allowed --> Says who?CSC32::D_DERAMODan D'Eramo, Customer Support CenterWed Apr 28 1993 11:230
396.14660Says who? --> Who's on First?POBOX::VANTILBURGYou Belong In The Zoo!!Wed Apr 28 1993 11:491
    
396.14661Who's on First? --> What?SMURF::BINDERDeus tuus tibi sed deus meus mihiWed Apr 28 1993 15:501
    
396.14662What? -> ... -> Watson, come here! I need you...GENSIS::LAVEYDr. Heckyll &amp; Mr. JiveWed Apr 28 1993 18:572
	... -> I said... ->

396.14663Watson .... --> Please leave a message at the toneGAVEL::PCLX31::satowgavel::satow or @msoWed Apr 28 1993 19:071
396.14664Please leave a message at the tone --> Beep!CSC32::D_DERAMODan D'Eramo, Customer Support CenterWed Apr 28 1993 20:050
396.14665Beep! -> Little Po BeepGIDDAY::BURTChele Burt - CSC Sydney, DTN 7355693Wed Apr 28 1993 20:433


396.14666Little Po Beep -> Po ValleyCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Apr 28 1993 23:182
    Little Po Beep -> Little Po Deep ->
    
396.14667Po Valley --> po' folks --> po' boy --> lunchSMURF::BINDERDeus tuus tibi sed deus meus mihiThu Apr 29 1993 10:181
    
396.14668Lunch --> BOX!VMSMKT::KENAHblah blah blah GINGERThu Apr 29 1993 10:311
    Sorry, Dick, it was a sittin' duck!
396.14669BOX! -> cubicleCSC32::D_DERAMODan D'Eramo, Customer Support CenterThu Apr 29 1993 11:150
396.14670cubicle => SpoonerismRDVAX::KALIKOWSupplely ChainedThu Apr 29 1993 12:532
      cubicle => icicle => "The boy rode on a well-boiled icicle" =>
    
396.14671Spoonerism -> PanhandleCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Apr 29 1993 13:482
    
    Spoonerism -> Soonerism - > Nebraska -> 
396.14672Panhandle -> TexasCSC32::D_DERAMODan D'Eramo, Customer Support CenterThu Apr 29 1993 14:090
396.14673Texas -> TEXASCALS::DESELMSThu Apr 29 1993 14:393
Texas, where everything is big.

- Jim
396.14674TEXAS --> Takes us --> for a rideSMURF::BINDERDeus tuus tibi sed deus meus mihiThu Apr 29 1993 16:491
    Nit:  Soonerism --> Oklahoma --> Panhandle
396.14675for a ride -> Sally RideCSC32::D_DERAMODan D'Eramo, Customer Support CenterMon May 03 1993 14:160
396.14676the wild surfGIDDAY::BURTChele Burt - CSC Sydney, DTN 7355693Mon May 03 1993 22:193
Sally Ride >- ride, ride, ride -> the wild surf


396.14677wild surf -> boxKARRAK::ORMEMadVaxTue May 04 1993 19:322
    the wild surf -> turf -> dead -> box
    
396.14678box -> shadowsGIDDAY::BURTChele Burt - CSC Sydney, DTN 7355693Tue May 04 1993 23:121
396.14679shadows >- knowsRICKS::PHIPPSTue May 04 1993 23:450
396.14680knows -> proboscisCALS::DESELMSWed May 05 1993 10:470
396.14681proboscis --> robo skis --> robocopGAVEL::PCLX31::satowgavel::satow or @msoWed May 05 1993 10:551
396.14682robocop -> robocrook -> Carmen SanDiegoCNTROL::HUBERFile and ForgetWed May 05 1993 12:270
396.14683Carmen SanDiego -> PC game -> boxNOVA::FISHERDEC Rdb/DinosaurThu May 06 1993 08:021
    
396.14684PC game --> box --> box again --> ReeboksGAVEL::PCLX31::satowgavel::satow or @msoThu May 06 1993 09:391
396.14685Reeboks -> rematchNECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Fri May 07 1993 10:021
    
396.14686rematch --> three on a matchSMURF::BINDERDeus tuus tibi sed deus meus mihiFri May 07 1993 11:331
    
396.14687three on a match -> three strikes and you're outCALS::DESELMSFri May 07 1993 12:425
   <<< Note 396.14686 by SMURF::BINDER "Deus tuus tibi sed deus meus mihi" >>>
                       -< rematch --> three on a match >-

    

396.14688out --> BOX score --> KVMSMKT::KENAHAnother flashing chance at bliss...Fri May 07 1993 15:390
396.14689K -> BananasCALS::DESELMSFri May 07 1993 16:390
396.14690Bananas -> Woody AllenNECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Sun May 09 1993 14:091
    
396.14691Woody Allen -> Mia CulpaCFSCTC::SMITHTom Smith AKO1-3/H4 dtn 244-7079Sun May 09 1993 22:341
    
396.14692Mia Culpa --> Nancy Kulp --> Beverly HillbilliesSMURF::BINDERDeus tuus tibi sed deus meus mihiMon May 10 1993 15:501
    
396.14693Beverly Hillbillies --> JedCSC32::D_DERAMODan D'Eramo, Customer Support CenterMon May 10 1993 19:260
396.14694Jed -> GEDCALS::DESELMSTue May 11 1993 12:100
396.14695GED --> Mr. EdGAVEL::PCLX31::satowgavel::satow or @msoWed May 12 1993 12:231
396.14696Mr. Ed -> Talkie ToasterCNTROL::HUBERFile and ForgetWed May 12 1993 12:560
396.14697Talkie Toaster --> Burnt ToastPOBOX::VANTILBURGYou Belong In The Zoo!!Wed May 12 1993 13:441
    
396.14698Burnt Toast -> Burnt Weeny Sandwich -> Frank ZappaHLDE01::STEENWINKELAny answer must be a subset of 42Thu May 13 1993 05:461
    
396.14699Frank Zappa -> Ronnie RaygunCALS::DESELMSThu May 13 1993 12:340
396.14700Ronnie Raygun >- Flash ClintonRICKS::PHIPPSThu May 13 1993 14:011
     Now!  Now!  No cards or letters, Please! 8^}
396.14701Flash Clinton -> Bush WhackerCALS::DESELMSThu May 13 1993 15:540
396.14702Bush Whacker -> patoto masherCSCMA::BIELSKII am a curmudgeon, yet...Fri May 14 1993 15:560
396.14703patoto masher >- vodkaRICKS::PHIPPSFri May 14 1993 18:070
396.14704vodka -->Lada --> jeep --> gp -->MO-->SRNAUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Mon May 17 1993 19:281
    
396.14705SRN -> S/N ratio -> DolbyHLDE01::STEENWINKELAny answer must be a subset of 42Wed May 19 1993 05:031
    
396.14706Dolby -> astronauts and hereticsGENSIS::LAVEYDr. Heckyll &amp; Mr. JiveWed May 19 1993 13:192
(Thomas Dolby's latest release...)

396.14707astronauts and heretics -> heavenly predicamentNECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Wed May 19 1993 16:141
    
396.14708heavenly predicament -> cloudburstNOVA::FISHERDEC Rdb/DinosaurThu May 20 1993 09:261
    
396.14709cloudburst > start of the cricket seasonPAOIS::HILLAn immigrant in ParisFri May 21 1993 04:401
    
396.14710Cricket --> Cage --> BOX!VMSMKT::KENAHAnother flashing chance at blissFri May 21 1993 09:180
396.14711BOX > Again! > Let's twist?PAOIS::HILLAn immigrant in ParisFri May 21 1993 09:336
    Re -1
    
    No need for the detour of cricket to box via cage you can go directly
    there!
    
    Nick
396.14712Let's twist -> Lefty Loosey, Righty TightyCALS::DESELMSFri May 21 1993 10:250
396.14713Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.SMURF::BINDERDeus tuus tibi sed deus meus mihiFri May 21 1993 11:363
    				    ^
    				    |
    Lefty Loosey, Righty Tighty ----+
396.14714Two...three... -> The Bill of Several Three LeftsNECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Fri May 21 1993 13:411
    
396.14715The Bill of Several Three Lefts -> Traffic TicketVMSNET::S_VOREOnce More Unto The BreachFri May 21 1993 22:523
    via: No right-on-red at this corner
    and: Bill = somethin you have to pay
    
396.14716Traffic Ticket -> Moving ViolationCALS::DESELMSMon May 24 1993 10:530
396.14717Moving Violation -> Roseanne & Dan Connor walkingPAOIS::HILLAn immigrant in ParisTue May 25 1993 11:201
    
396.14718... -> plate tectonicsHLDE01::STEENWINKELAny answer must be a subset of 42Tue May 25 1993 12:191
    
396.14719plate tectonics >- loose denturesRICKS::PHIPPSTue May 25 1993 14:010
396.14720loose dentures -> insipid cuspidsNECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Tue May 25 1993 16:061
    
396.14721insipid cuspids -> it's instant custardGIDDAY::BURTChele Burt - CSC Sydney, DTN 7355693Wed May 26 1993 01:590
396.14722BARSTR::PCLX31::satowgavel::satow or @msoWed May 26 1993 10:231
it's instant custard --> custard's last instant --> custard's last stand
396.14723MU::PORTERexile on king streetWed May 26 1993 11:061
396.14724RICKS::PHIPPSWed May 26 1993 13:042
396.14725What was the question? --> 42CSC32::D_DERAMODan D'Eramo, Customer Support CenterThu May 27 1993 01:060
396.1472642 -> Mice !?GIDDAY::BURTChele Burt - CSC Sydney, DTN 7355693Thu May 27 1993 01:461
396.14727Mice !? --> Mostly HarmlessCNTROL::HUBERFile and ForgetThu May 27 1993 12:410
396.14728Mostly harmless -> Barely harmfulCALS::DESELMSThu May 27 1993 12:580
396.14729Barely Harmful --> Real ArmfulBARSTR::PCLX31::satowgavel::satow or @msoThu May 27 1993 13:201
396.14730Real Armful --> Hindu goddessJIT081::DIAMONDPardon me? Or must I be a criminal?Fri May 28 1993 01:253
    Re .14725
    
    42 is "what was the answer" not "what was the question".  Sheesh.
396.14731Hindu Goddess -> KaliGIDDAY::BURTChele Burt - CSC Sydney, DTN 7355693Fri May 28 1993 02:020
396.14732kali -> forniaJIT081::DIAMONDPardon me? Or must I be a criminal?Fri May 28 1993 04:520
396.14733fornia -> carpenterHLDE01::STEENWINKELAny answer must be a subset of 42Fri May 28 1993 09:082
    fornia -> Formica [(TM) or (R), d'now] -> table top -> carpenter
            ( ^-- some kind of resin-impregnated veneer)
396.14734Carpenter --> AntVMSMKT::KENAHAnother flashing chance at blissFri May 28 1993 10:375
               fornia --> Formica --> carpenter --> ant
                             |                       ^
                             |    (Latin for)        |
                             +-----------------------+
                                     
396.14735Ant -> insect -> bug -> softwareHLDE01::STEENWINKELAny answer must be a subset of 42Fri May 28 1993 10:381
    
396.14736software -> cottonCALS::DESELMSFri May 28 1993 11:370
396.14737cotton --> candyBARSTR::PCLX31::satowgavel::satow or @msoFri May 28 1993 11:421
396.14738Candy --> SouthernSMURF::BINDERDeus tuus tibi sed deus meus mihiFri May 28 1993 11:541
    Book (later a movie) by Terry S.
396.14739Southern -> HemisphereGIDDAY::BURTChele Burt - CSC Sydney, DTN 7355693Sun May 30 1993 21:110
396.14740Hemisphere => HemiDemiSemiQuaverRDVAX::KALIKOWSupplely ChainedMon May 31 1993 00:051
    
396.14741HemiDemiSemiQuaver => 460.6875JIT081::DIAMONDPardon me? Or must I be a criminal?Mon May 31 1993 04:345
    Base note plus 14741 replies = 14742.
    
    14742 / 32 = 460.6875.
    
    Therefore one thirty-second note is 460.6875.
396.14742460.6875 -> Sorry, that number is disconnectedNECSC::BIELSKIIn need of a pc pc.&quot;Mon May 31 1993 21:411
    
396.14743... -> out of touchHLDE01::STEENWINKELAny answer must be a subset of 42Tue Jun 01 1993 04:221
    Sorry, that number is disconnected -> out of order ->
396.14744out of touch -> ... -> time out of mindGENSIS::LAVEYDr. Heckyll &amp; Mr. JiveTue Jun 01 1993 13:052
	... -> out of time -> ...

396.14745time out of mind --> 8 secondsJIT081::DIAMONDPardon me? Or must I be a criminal?Tue Jun 01 1993 22:052
    The average mind that was brought up on television
    has an attention span which times out after about 8 seconds.
396.147468 seconds --> drank fifthsGAVEL::PCLX31::satowgavel::satow or @msoWed Jun 02 1993 09:481
396.14747drank fifths -> piratesHLDE01::STEENWINKELAny answer must be a subset of 42Wed Jun 02 1993 10:502
    drank fifths -> quarts -> gallon -> galleon -> pirates (stereotypical
    drinkers too)
396.14748pirates -> Pen's AuntsCALS::DESELMSHelp is only a half-step away.Wed Jun 02 1993 10:570
396.14749CSC32::S_BROOKI just passed myself going in the other direction!Wed Jun 02 1993 12:233
		-< Pen's Aunts -> Uncle from Lands End >-

(another part of Cornwall, England ... its name is an accurate description)
396.14750Uncle from Lands End --> Stars' EndCSC32::D_DERAMODan D'Eramo, Customer Support CenterWed Jun 02 1993 14:200
396.14751Stars' End -> SupernovaeCALS::DESELMSHelp is only a half-step away.Wed Jun 02 1993 14:280
396.14752CSC32::S_BROOKI just passed myself going in the other direction!Wed Jun 02 1993 18:061
    			-< Supernovae -> Deep Space Ten! >-
396.14753deep space 10 --> blake's 7AUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Thu Jun 03 1993 04:301
    
396.14754blake's 7 -> baker's dozenHLDE01::STEENWINKELAny answer must be a subset of 42Thu Jun 03 1993 05:351
    
396.14755baker's dozen -> one for the roadNECSC::BIELSKIIn need of a pc pc.&quot;Thu Jun 03 1993 08:541
    
396.14756one for the road --> won for the GipperGAVEL::PCLX31::satowgavel::satow or @msoThu Jun 03 1993 10:091
396.14757one for the Gipper => read my lipsFORTY2::KNOWLESDECspell snot awl ewe kneedFri Jun 04 1993 09:273
    We could start a whole string of Presidential WAF.
    
    b
396.14758read my lips -> salt my chipsGIDDAY::BURTChele Burt - CSC Sydney, DTN 7355693Mon Jun 07 1993 20:510
396.14759salt my chips --> cash my chipsGAVEL::PCLX31::satowgavel::satow or @msoTue Jun 08 1993 09:471
396.14760cash (for) my chips >- Accounts ReceivableRICKS::PHIPPSTue Jun 08 1993 09:560
396.14761Accounts Receivable --> ar ar arCSC32::D_DERAMODan D'Eramo, Customer Support CenterTue Jun 08 1993 11:180
396.14762ar ar ar -> laughing stockNECSC::BIELSKIIn need of a pc pc.&quot;Tue Jun 08 1993 12:141
    
396.14763laughing stock -> hyena soupCALS::DESELMSHelp is only a half-step away.Tue Jun 08 1993 12:380
396.14764hyena soup --> fly in my soupGAVEL::PCLX31::satowgavel::satow or @msoTue Jun 08 1993 12:401
396.14765fly in my soup -> swim in my skyCALS::DESELMSHelp is only a half-step away.Tue Jun 08 1993 12:430
396.14766swim in my sky => swine in MoscowRDVAX::KALIKOWSupplely ChainedTue Jun 08 1993 22:141
    
396.14767Swine in Moscow -> Cows in whiskeyGIDDAY::BURTChele Burt - CSC Sydney, DTN 7355693Wed Jun 09 1993 02:103
I don't know why - "it seemed like a good idea at the time"

396.14768Cows in whiskey -> Sheep DipHLDE01::STEENWINKELAny answer must be a subset of 42Wed Jun 09 1993 03:401
    (brand of Scottish Malt, and a very good one at that)
396.14769sheep dip --> deep s**tGAVEL::PCLX31::satowgavel::satow or @msoWed Jun 09 1993 11:293
Try saying "sheep dip" 10 times, fast

Clay
396.14770deep s**t >- barnyardRICKS::PHIPPSWed Jun 09 1993 13:061
     Been there.  Cleaned that. 8^{
396.14771barnyard -> farmer's daughterNECSC::BIELSKIIn need of a pc pc.&quot;Wed Jun 09 1993 14:401
    
396.14772farmers' daughter -> horse to waterGIDDAY::BURTChele Burt - CSC Sydney, DTN 7355693Wed Jun 09 1993 20:362
    

396.14773horse to water --> horticultureJIT081::DIAMONDPardon me? Or must I be a criminal?Wed Jun 09 1993 22:390
396.14774horticulture -> upward mobilityNECSC::BIELSKIIn need of a pc pc.&quot;Thu Jun 10 1993 10:211
    
396.14775upward mobility -> ZeppelinsHLDE01::STEENWINKELAny answer must be a subset of 42Thu Jun 10 1993 10:271
    
396.14776Zeppelins --> light emiting diodeCSC32::D_DERAMODan D'Eramo, Customer Support CenterThu Jun 10 1993 15:400
396.14777light emiting diode >- 5R4RICKS::PHIPPSThu Jun 10 1993 16:380
396.147785R4 --> Digital reorganizationJIT081::DIAMONDPardon me? Or must I be a criminal?Thu Jun 10 1993 22:440
396.14779foo chainNECSC::BIELSKIIn need of a pc pc.&quot;Fri Jun 11 1993 14:095
    
	Digital reorganization -> supply chain -> food chain -> foo chain
                                                                 ^
	     5R4 ...............four are three ..................|    

396.14780foo chain -> foo barCALS::DESELMSHelp is only a half-step away.Fri Jun 11 1993 16:231
The obvious next step...
396.14781foo bar -> FUBAR -> Digital reorganizationJIT081::DIAMONDPardon me? Or must I be a criminal?Sun Jun 13 1993 22:541
    Oh no, now you did it!  Stuck in an infinite loop, like you-know-whom.
396.14782Digital reorganization -> bit shiftingCALS::DESELMSHelp is only a half-step away.Mon Jun 14 1993 12:110
396.14783bit shifting >- forced retiringRICKS::PHIPPSMon Jun 14 1993 13:580
396.14784forced retiring -> pit stopNECSC::BIELSKIIn need of a pc pc.&quot;Tue Jun 15 1993 09:231
    
396.14785pit stop => The Pit & the PendulumRDVAX::KALIKOWPartially sage, &amp; rarely on timeTue Jun 15 1993 09:451
    
396.14786The Pit & the Pendulum -> Poe: A Raven LunaticCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Jun 16 1993 12:271
    
396.14787Poe: A Raven Lunatic -> Bird man of AlcatrazNECSC::BIELSKISKID-F-DHWYOFL, data highway ovrflwFri Jun 18 1993 18:141
    
396.14788Bird man of Alcatraz --> jailbirdGAVEL::PCLX31::satowgavel::satow, dtn 223-2584Wed Jun 23 1993 13:441
396.14789jailbird -> gilded cageCALS::DESELMSA closed mouth gathers no feet.Wed Jun 23 1993 14:180
396.14790gilded cage --> gold BOX!VMSMKT::KENAHEscapes,Lies,Truth,Passion,MiraclesWed Jun 23 1993 15:370
396.14791gold BOX! -> Very AsianTHEBAY::GOODMANwalking on broken glass...Wed Jun 23 1993 16:420
396.14792Very Asian -> and ThemesJIT081::DIAMONDPardon me? Or must I be a criminal?Wed Jun 23 1993 21:570
396.14793Themes-dissertationsCASPRO::LMARINOThu Jun 24 1993 16:541
    
396.14794dissertations---> Slow boat from chinaAUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Fri Jun 25 1993 02:451
    
396.14795Slow boat from china - gravy train to tomorrowKERNEL::MORRISWhich universe did you dial?Fri Jun 25 1993 05:3610
    Slow boat from China
    
    		->
    
    		Gravy boat from Potteries
    
    				->
    
    				Gravy train to tomorrow
    
396.14796gravy train... -> slip slidin' awayNECSC::BIELSKISKID-F-DHWYOFL, data highway ovrflwTue Jun 29 1993 16:471
    
396.14797slip slidin' away --> "The BOXer"VMSMKT::KENAHEscapes,Lies,Truth,Passion,MiraclesWed Jun 30 1993 10:480
396.14798"The BOXer" -> the gift wrapper -> Trojan HorseCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Jul 02 1993 17:281
    
396.14799Trojan Horse -> Screaming SpartanMATISE::DESELMSJim DeSelms - DTN 297-2216Fri Jul 09 1993 16:371
	(horse == hoarse)
396.14800Screaming Spartan -> Dancing DerwishHLDE01::STEENWINKELAny answer must be a subset of 42Mon Jul 12 1993 08:451
    
396.14801Dancing Dervish -> Hopping ScotGIDDAY::BURTChele Burt - CSC Sydney, DTN 7355693Tue Jul 13 1993 00:521
396.14802Hopping Scot -> Hopscotch -> Walter MatthauGENSIS::LAVEYDr. Heckyll &amp; Mr. JiveTue Jul 13 1993 19:550
396.14803Walter Matthau - > Wall-to-wallGIDDAY::BURTChele Burt - CSC Sydney, DTN 7355693Wed Jul 14 1993 00:550
396.14804Wall-to-wall >- dirtRICKS::PHIPPSWed Jul 14 1993 09:181
	One of my early apartments.
396.14805dirt -> You dirty rat!KERNEL::MORRISWhich universe did you dial?Wed Jul 14 1993 10:1715
    Recursive Word Association Loop
    
    dirt  -------->   dish the dirt  
     ^                  |                  
     |                   ----------------- 
      ----                                v
    	 |			        dish ran away with the spoon
    You dirty rat! ------<BREAKOUT>       |
    ^                                     |
    |                                     v
    |                born with a silver spoon in your mouth
    |                 |
    |                  ---------
    |                          v
     -  You don't know you're born! 
396.14806You dirty rat! --> Cagney --> and Lacey-->FrillsAUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Wed Jul 14 1993 19:311
    
396.14807frills -> and spillsGIDDAY::BURTChele Burt - CSC Sydney, DTN 7355693Wed Jul 14 1993 22:210
396.14808frills -> and spills => risk/rewardNECSC::BIELSKISKID-F-DHWYOFL, data highway ovrflwThu Jul 15 1993 10:151
    
396.14809risk/reward --> ROISMURF::BINDERDeus tuus tibi sed deus meus mihiThu Jul 15 1993 10:441
    
396.14810ROI -> Pere UbuMU::PORTERthe past sure is tenseThu Jul 15 1993 13:030
396.14811Pere Ubu + ? -> No thanks, I'll have Poland SpringCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Jul 15 1993 14:221
    
396.14812KAOFS::S_BROOKI just passed myself going in the other direction!Fri Jul 16 1993 15:433
    No thanks, ...  Not another rejection!
    
    
396.14813Not another rejection! -> Publish or PerishCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Jul 20 1993 19:415
    
    S_BROOK no rejection intended. Spring.. brook.... 
    
    In any case I am assuming your reply was part of WAF and will add ...
     
396.14814rock and a hot placeNECSC::BIELSKISKID-F-DHWYOFL, data highway ovrflwThu Jul 22 1993 17:408
					      ^
					      |
					      |
				  land of Caanan or hell 
					      ^
					      |
	Publish or Perish -> bliss or the Pit +
 
396.14815rock and a hot place -> Gibralter and DjiboutiCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Jul 23 1993 14:341
    try to say these 3 times fast....
396.14816KAOFS::S_BROOKI just passed myself going in the other direction!Fri Jul 23 1993 16:182
    Gibralter and Djibouti => Red Renault, Yellow Renault => Tongue Twister
    
396.14817Tongue Twister -> French Kiss CPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Jul 23 1993 17:491
    
396.14818French Kiss -> Jean SimmawngCALS::DESELMSFri Jul 23 1993 17:550
396.14819Jean Simmawng -> femme fatalCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Jul 28 1993 09:061
    
396.14820femme fatal -> Bette Davis ayesNECSC::BIELSKISKID-F-DHWYOFL, data highway ovrflwWed Jul 28 1993 09:161
    
396.14821Bette Davis ayes --> Bo knowsSMURF::BINDERSapientia Nulla Sine PecuniaWed Jul 28 1993 11:471
    
396.14822Bo knows --> Sonny and CherGAVEL::62611::satowgavel::satow, dtn 223-2584Wed Jul 28 1993 12:021
Well, used to be anyway
396.14823Sonny and Cher --> ...and share alikeSMURF::BINDERSapientia Nulla Sine PecuniaWed Jul 28 1993 13:511
    
396.14824KAOFS::S_BROOKI just passed myself going in the other direction!Thu Jul 29 1993 13:173
       ... and share alike -> where's my bit of a like ->
                 and my bit of a different -> indifference
    
396.14825PAOIS::HILLCome on lemmings, let's go!Fri Jul 30 1993 05:201
             indifference  >  indifferent  > one word or two?
396.14826indifference -> one word or two -> Who cares ?CPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Jul 30 1993 08:351
    
396.14827KAOFS::S_BROOKI just passed myself going in the other direction!Fri Jul 30 1993 17:263
    	-<who cares -> apathy rules OK! -> procrastination ->
               we'll care ... tomorrow -> around to it -> a round tuit >-
    
396.14828A round tuit --> a cubical BOX!VMSMKT::KENAHEscapes,Lies,Truth,Passion,MiraclesFri Jul 30 1993 17:270
396.14829a cubical BOX! --> Bach's not squareSMURF::BINDERSapientia Nulla Sine PecuniaFri Jul 30 1993 17:291
    
396.14830Bach's not square -> after he got a round tuitKAOFS::S_BROOKI just passed myself going in the other direction!Mon Aug 02 1993 11:221
    
396.14831a round tiut --> recession: --> See RECESSIONVMSMKT::KENAHEscapes,Lies,Truth,Passion,MiraclesMon Aug 02 1993 11:230
396.14832See RECESSION -> C-ing is BELIEVINGNECSC::BIELSKISKID-F-DHWYOFL, data highway ovrflwMon Aug 02 1993 11:421
    
396.14833C-ing is BELIEVING -> Blind FaithKAOFS::S_BROOKI just passed myself going in the other direction!Mon Aug 02 1993 12:591
    
396.14834Blind Faith -> Lame HopeNECSC::BIELSKISKID-F-DHWYOFL, data highway ovrflwThu Aug 05 1993 17:211
    
396.14835Lame Hope -> Jack KerouacCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Sat Aug 07 1993 09:455
    Lame Hope -> Bob Hope and Bing Crosby -> The road movies
                                                |
                                                v
                                             "On the Road"
           
396.14836Jack Kerouac => Make Way For DucklingsNRSTA2::KALIKOWSupplely ChainedSat Aug 07 1993 11:048
    Lessee now, the missing link...  Can I remember 'em all?
    
    Jack, Quack, Mack, Ouack, and Lack.  Probably forgetting a few, but let
    me not fail to mention, at the end of the Pack...
    
    The Image   Consultant duckling, Flack;   and of course, last not least,
    The Peregrine Literary duckling, Kerouack. 
    
396.14837Make Way for Ducklings -> Koalas cross here at nightGIDDAY::BURTChele Burt - CSC Sydney, DTN 7355693Mon Aug 09 1993 02:356
Taken from the famous Australian roadsign.

I've often wondered if they're actually more amiable during the day.

Chele
396.14838Koalas cross here at night --> Net RipoffSMURF::BINDERSapientia Nulla Sine PecuniaMon Aug 09 1993 10:322
    Koalas cross here at night --> Pteranodon Next 50 Miles (novelty sign
    for sale in a museum) --> Tear a Node On...
396.14839Ripoff --> BOXtopVMSMKT::KENAHMon Aug 09 1993 14:320
396.14840Ripoff -> BOXtop -> no Intel insideNECSC::BIELSKISKID-F-DHWYOFL, data highway ovrflwMon Aug 09 1993 17:341
    
396.14841no Intel inside -> beam me up, ScottyHLDE01::STEENWINKELAny answer must be a subset of 42Tue Aug 10 1993 05:481
     ... -> no intelligent life down here -> ...
396.14842Beam me up, Scotty -> The engines canna take it, CaptainGIDDAY::BURTPlot? What plot? Where?Tue Aug 10 1993 20:280
396.14843KAOFS::S_BROOKDENVER A Long WayWed Aug 11 1993 10:473
    The engines canna take it, Captain => the dilithium crytals can nae
    take the strain =>Take the bus and leave the driving to us =>
    Go Greyhound
396.14844Go Greyhound --> Going to the dogsSMURF::BINDERSapientia Nulla Sine PecuniaWed Aug 11 1993 10:541
    
396.14845Going to the dogs -> Woof!CSC32::D_DERAMODan D'Eramo, Customer Support CenterWed Aug 11 1993 11:120
396.14846Woof! -> "How do you make a cat go WOOF?"CALS::DESELMSWed Aug 11 1993 12:480
396.14847...make a cat go WOOF? -> send it into hyperspace?NECSC::BIELSKISKID-F-DHWYOFL, data highway ovrflwWed Aug 11 1993 17:331
    
396.14848...hyperspace? -> No! Dip it in gas and set it on fire!CALS::DESELMSWed Aug 11 1993 18:074
    SORRY! I don't know what came over me.

    - Jim
396.14849How do youget a dog to Miaow?AUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Wed Aug 11 1993 22:377
          No! Dip it in gas and set it on fire! >-
    
           W    W    W   OOO     OOO   FFFFF  !
            W  W W  W   O   O   O   O  F      !
            W  W W  W   O   O   O   O  FFF    ! ----->
             WW   WW    O   O   O   O  F       
             W     W     OOO     OOO   F      !
396.14850how do you get a dog to miaow? -> buy it a ticketGIDDAY::BURTPlot? What plot? Where?Wed Aug 11 1993 22:460
396.14851buy it a ticket -> going nowhere fastNECSC::BIELSKISKID-F-DHWYOFL, data highway ovrflwFri Aug 13 1993 09:387
    
    based on "I want a round trip ticket."
    
    	     "To where?"
    
    	     "To back here, of course."
    
396.14852going nowhere fast -> faster and fasterCSC32::D_DERAMODan D'Eramo, Customer Support CenterMon Aug 16 1993 11:280
396.14853faster and faster --> behinder and behinderBARSTR::PCLX31::satowgavel::satow, dtn 223-2584Tue Aug 17 1993 16:031
from the old saying "the faster I goes, the behinder I gets"
396.14854behinder and behinder >- couch potatoRICKS::PHIPPSTue Aug 17 1993 21:390
396.14855couch potato -> lounge legumeGIDDAY::BURTPlot? What plot? Where?Wed Aug 18 1993 01:200
396.14856lounge legume => Pommy pomme-de-terreDRDAN::KALIKOWSupplely ChainedWed Aug 18 1993 08:131
    
396.14857Pommy pomme-de-terre -> chip off the ol' globNECSC::BIELSKISKID-F-DHWYOFL, data highway ovrflwThu Aug 19 1993 12:261
    
396.14858chip off the ol' glob -> spit 'n' imageCALS::DESELMSThu Aug 19 1993 14:073
    By the way is it "Spit 'n' image" or "Spittin' image"?

    - Jim
396.14859SMURF::BINDERSapientia Nulla Sine PecuniaThu Aug 19 1993 15:162
    "Spittin' image," corrupted from "spit 'n' image," which meant an exact
    copy, even to the spit.
396.14860no entry in .14589 => 10-yard penalty & loss of downDRDAN::KALIKOWSupplely ChainedThu Aug 19 1993 16:312
    Such a lapse in 396.* etiquette ill becomes ya, Dick...   :-)
    
396.1486110 yd. penalty and loss of down -> balding foulCALS::DESELMSThu Aug 19 1993 16:500
396.14862PENUTS::DDESMAISONSThu Aug 19 1993 17:337
  >>  "Spittin' image," corrupted from "spit 'n' image," which meant an exact
  >>  copy, even to the spit.

	I read once that it was a corruption of "spirit and image"
	which makes a lot of sense too.  Interesting.

396.14863Aiee! Not you, too!! :-)DRDAN::KALIKOWSupplely ChainedThu Aug 19 1993 21:303
    (not to mention, me too...)      :-)
    
              (carry on, others; I just got bumped back behind my own goal-line)
396.14864not you, too -> Freiherr von RichthofenHLDE01::STEENWINKELAny answer must be a subset of 42Fri Aug 20 1993 04:451
     ... -> not U2 -> not Gary Powers -> .... (another famous pilot)
396.14865Freiherr von Richthofen --> Take that, English schwein!SMURF::BINDERSapientia Nulla Sine PecuniaFri Aug 20 1993 15:581
    
396.14866Take that, English schwein! -> bicycleCSC32::D_DERAMODan D'Eramo, Customer Support CenterFri Aug 20 1993 20:070
396.14867bicycle -> built for two -> Daisy chainGIDDAY::BURTPlot? What plot? Where?Sun Aug 22 1993 20:551
396.14868Daisy chain --> flower powerSMURF::BINDERSapientia Nulla Sine PecuniaMon Aug 23 1993 10:201
    
396.14869flower power -> Mary JaneNECSC::BIELSKISKID-F-DHWYOFL, data highway ovrflwMon Aug 23 1993 12:021
    a girl I once heard of...
396.14870Mary Jane -> ... -> Campbell SoupHLDE01::STEENWINKELAny answer must be a subset of 42Tue Aug 24 1993 10:341
    ... -> Sweet Jane -> Velvet Underground -> Andy Warhol -> ...
396.14871Campbell soup --> mmmm mmmm goodGAVEL::PCLX31::satowgavel::satow, dtn 223-2584Tue Aug 24 1993 14:441
396.14872mmmm mmmm good --> mmmm mmmm goodCSC32::D_DERAMODan D'Eramo, Customer Support CenterTue Aug 24 1993 14:510
396.14873-< mmmm mmmm good --> mmmm mmmm good -->TautologyAUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Wed Aug 25 1993 23:561
    
396.14874tautology -> phrenologyGIDDAY::BURTPlot? What plot? Where?Thu Aug 26 1993 00:422
    

396.14875KAOFS::S_BROOKDENVER A Long WayThu Aug 26 1993 10:081
                      -< phrenology -> a buumpy ride >-
396.14876a buumpy ride >- Betty Davis EyesRICKS::PHIPPSThu Aug 26 1993 13:080
396.14877Betty Davis eyes -> soothsayer naysCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Aug 26 1993 14:421
    
396.14878soothsayer nays -> horsing around suspectedNECSC::BIELSKISKID-F-DHWYOFL, data highway ovrflwThu Aug 26 1993 16:561
    
396.14879horsing around suspected -> around suspected what?CSC32::D_DERAMODan D'Eramo, Customer Support CenterFri Aug 27 1993 11:320
396.14880around suspected what? -> a rotund alleged murdererCALS::DESELMSFri Aug 27 1993 12:040
396.14881a rotund alleged murderer --> Moby Harvey OswaldSMURF::BINDERSapientia Nulla Sine PecuniaFri Aug 27 1993 12:471
    
396.14882Moby Harvey Oswald -> Killer WhaleCALS::DESELMSFri Aug 27 1993 13:350
396.14883killer whale -> man eating sharkGIDDAY::BURTPlot? What plot? Where?Sun Aug 29 1993 21:530
396.14884man eating shark --> Man Bites DogSMURF::BINDERSapientia Nulla Sine PecuniaMon Aug 30 1993 11:481
    
396.14885Man Bites Dog --> That's news, they sayCSC32::D_DERAMODan D'Eramo, Customer Support CenterMon Aug 30 1993 12:040
396.14886That's news, they say->Sans news, they playVMSNET::S_VORENothing Unreal ExistsTue Aug 31 1993 10:422
    
    
396.14887Sans news --> Sans Culottes --> Without BOXer ShortsOKFINE::KENAHTue Aug 31 1993 12:290
396.14888Without BOXer Shorts => Comme on dit dans le BOX, (oo er Mrs!)DRDAN::KALIKOWSupplely ChainedTue Aug 31 1993 12:461
    
396.14889KAOFS::S_BROOKDENVER A Long WayTue Aug 31 1993 13:011
    -< Comme on dit dans le BOX, (oo er Mrs!) -> Say WHAT! WHERE! >-
396.14890Say WHAT! WHERE! -> WHY?!CALS::DESELMSTue Aug 31 1993 13:100
396.14891WHY?! -> Why NOT?!KAOFS::S_BROOKDENVER A Long WayTue Aug 31 1993 15:521
    
396.14892Why NOT?! -> RFK4GL::LASHERWorking...Tue Aug 31 1993 16:451
    
396.14893RFK -> NFLCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Sep 02 1993 13:411
    ... stadium 
396.14894NFL , NFTL , <=cCALS::DESELMSThu Sep 02 1993 14:240
396.14895<=c -> abcRUMOR::WOOKPC::leeWook, like &quot;Book&quot; with a &quot;W&quot;Thu Sep 02 1993 14:411
396.14896abc >- tripletsRICKS::PHIPPSThu Sep 02 1993 19:000
396.14897triplets -> trilogyCSC32::D_DERAMODan D'Eramo, Customer Support CenterFri Sep 03 1993 11:290
396.14898trilogy >- Hitch Hiker's Guide to the GalaxyPAOXCS::HILLCome on lemmings, let's go!Fri Sep 03 1993 11:461
    
396.14899Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy -> 42CALS::DESELMSFri Sep 03 1993 12:170
396.1490042 --> SNARF! --> BOX!! (Why not? %^})OKFINE::KENAHFri Sep 03 1993 12:420
396.14901...-> we apologise for the inconvenienceHLDE01::STEENWINKELAny answer must be a subset of 42Fri Sep 03 1993 13:355
    (interruption) -> and now back to our regular program --
                                                            |
                  ------------------------------------------
                  |
       HHGTG -----+-----> we apologise ...
396.14902pleased stay tunedGAVEL::PCLX31::satowgavel::satow, dtn 223-2584Fri Sep 03 1993 14:301
we apologise for the inconvenience --> please stay tuned
396.14903please stay tuned -> Technical DifficultiesCALS::DESELMSFri Sep 03 1993 16:540
396.14904KAOFS::S_BROOKDENVER A Long WaySat Sep 04 1993 23:587
    Technical Difficulties -> Operational Difficulties ->
     Incoming flight has been delayed -> 
      When the runway is completed, would you like to board your plane!
    
    (from a Tom Paxton song ...)
    
    
396.14905GAVEL::PCLX31::satowgavel::satow, dtn 223-2584Tue Sep 07 1993 09:063
. . . would you like to board your plane --+
                                           |
would you like to plane your board?<-------+
396.14906would you like to plane your board? -> FlatlandCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Sep 07 1993 09:421
    
396.14907Flatland >- OutlandRICKS::PHIPPSTue Sep 07 1993 09:550
396.14908KAOFS::S_BROOKDENVER A Long WayTue Sep 07 1993 10:151
Outland -> Outback -> Oz -> Tie me kangaroo down sport!
396.14909Tie me kangaroo down sport! --> You will 'roo the day!CSC32::D_DERAMODan D'Eramo, Customer Support CenterTue Sep 07 1993 11:390
396.14910You will 'roo the day! => Gopher brokeDRDAN::KALIKOWSupplely ChainedTue Sep 07 1993 11:521
    
396.14911KAOFS::S_BROOKDENVER A Long WayTue Sep 07 1993 12:251
		-< Gopher broke => I AM broke! >-
396.14912I AM broke! -> If it ain't broke, don't fix it.CALS::DESELMSTue Sep 07 1993 13:050
396.14913If it ain't broke,... -> all those poor, broken pets...NECSC::BIELSKISKID-F-DHWYOFL, data highway ovrflwWed Sep 08 1993 09:341
    
396.14914all those poor, broken pets... -> The Glass MenagerieCALS::DESELMSWed Sep 08 1993 11:190
396.14915The Glass Menagerie --> Animal CookiesCSC32::D_DERAMODan D'Eramo, Customer Support CenterWed Sep 08 1993 15:490
396.14916Animal Cookies -> Alphabet SoupGIDDAY::BURTPlot? What plot? Where?Wed Sep 08 1993 20:120
396.14917Alphabet Soup -> no thanks, it spells terribleNECSC::BIELSKISKID-F-DHWYOFL, data highway ovrflwThu Sep 09 1993 08:581
    
396.14918no thanks, it spells terrible --> I have a bad codeGAVEL::PCLX31::satowgavel::satow, dtn 223-2584Thu Sep 09 1993 09:411
396.14919I have a bad code -> I have a code in my nodeCALS::DESELMSThu Sep 09 1993 11:490
396.14920I have a code in my node --> Well, de-bug it.SMURF::BINDERSapientia Nulla Sine PecuniaThu Sep 09 1993 13:431
    
396.14921Well, debug it -> That reply flu right over my head.CALS::DESELMSThu Sep 09 1993 14:050
396.14922That reply flu right over my head -> get a grippePENUTS::DDESMAISONSThu Sep 09 1993 14:160
396.14923get a grippe --> bag itSMURF::BINDERSapientia Nulla Sine PecuniaThu Sep 09 1993 15:081
    Re .14922 - applause.
396.14924bag it --> paper or plastic?PENUTS::DDESMAISONSThu Sep 09 1993 17:204
    Re .14923 - curtsey, blush.


396.14925paper or plastic? --> cash or charge?GAVEL::PCLX31::satowgavel::satow, dtn 223-2584Thu Sep 09 1993 17:421
396.14926cash or charge? -> smoking or non-?4GL::LASHERWorking...Fri Sep 10 1993 08:061
    
396.14927smoking or non-? -> dressed to killHLDE01::STEENWINKELA witty saying proves nothingFri Sep 10 1993 09:541
    
396.14928dressed to kill -> warpaintNECSC::BIELSKISKID-F-DHWYOFL, data highway ovrflwFri Sep 10 1993 11:011
    
396.14929warpaint >- battleship grayRICKS::PHIPPSFri Sep 10 1993 11:230
396.14930warpaint -> warp a int -> typecast :-)CPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Sep 10 1993 11:231
    
396.14931KAOFS::S_BROOKDENVER A Long WayFri Sep 10 1993 11:292
Battleship grey ->
typecast ->			Overcast :-(
396.14932typecast :-) >- printer's devilRICKS::PHIPPSFri Sep 10 1993 11:294
     My battleship got sunk

     	mP

396.14933KAOFS::S_BROOKDENVER A Long WayFri Sep 10 1993 13:232
overcast ->
Printer's devil ->   downcast
396.14934downcast -> bronze duckRICKS::PHIPPSFri Sep 10 1993 13:410
396.14935bronze duck --> sankCSC32::D_DERAMODan D'Eramo, Customer Support CenterFri Sep 10 1993 14:550
396.14936sank -> the weight of the worldCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Mon Sep 13 1993 10:331
    
396.14937the weight of the world -> HeraclesHLDE01::STEENWINKELA witty saying proves nothingMon Sep 13 1993 10:421
    
396.14938Heracles -> treaclesCSC32::D_DERAMODan D'Eramo, Customer Support CenterMon Sep 13 1993 11:260
396.14939 >treacles -> mo' lassesNECSC::BIELSKISKID-F-DHWYOFL, data highway ovrflwMon Sep 13 1993 12:061
    
396.14940mo'lasses --> moremen --> latter day saints GAVEL::PCLX31::satowgavel::satow, dtn 223-2584Mon Sep 13 1993 14:231
396.14941latter day saints -> better late than neverNECSC::BIELSKISKID-F-DHWYOFL, data highway ovrflwMon Sep 13 1993 17:311
    
396.14942better late than never --> eventuallyCSC32::D_DERAMODan D'Eramo, Customer Support CenterWed Sep 15 1993 19:550
396.14943KAOFS::S_BROOKDENVER A Long WayThu Sep 16 1993 10:001
             -< eventually --> Colorado or Bust! >-
396.14944Colorado or Bust! -> Head for the hills!CPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Sep 17 1993 09:264
    
    Colorado - The Rockies - a mountain range    .. 
                                                    ->
    Bust     - ( WAF - linkage set hidden :-) )  ..
396.14945KAOFS::S_BROOKDENVER A Long WayFri Sep 17 1993 10:017
	<Head for the hills -> Bust Colorado -> Gold!>


	(Bust Colorado, micro-village just west of COlorado Springs in
	Ute pass!  Got it's own post office ... but nothing else!)


396.14946Gold! -> 50 years of panningNECSC::BIELSKISKID-F-DHWYOFL, data highway ovrflwFri Sep 17 1993 10:492
    (job security for marriage counsellors)
    
396.14947KAOFS::S_BROOKDENVER A Long WayFri Sep 17 1993 11:231
    -< 50 years of panning -> 50 years of wokking -> sore feet >-
396.14948sore feet -> Achilles' heelHLDE01::STEENWINKELA witty saying proves nothingFri Sep 17 1993 11:531
    
396.14949Achilles' heel --> straight arrowSMURF::BINDERSapientia Nulla Sine PecuniaFri Sep 17 1993 12:101
    
396.14950straight arrow >- super heroRICKS::PHIPPSFri Sep 17 1993 13:327
I wasn't going to do this but:

Achilles' heel --> straight arrow >-
        Hector     Green Arrow    --> Green Lantern --> justice league -->

    
                                                    --> super hero
396.14951super hero -> large subCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Sep 17 1993 14:102
    re. -1 ... didn't think we could make the transitions? .... :-)
    
396.14952large sub -> Sea QuestCALS::DESELMSFri Sep 17 1993 16:110
396.14953Sea Quest --> On the Idiot BOXOKFINE::KENAHFri Sep 17 1993 17:400
396.14954On the Idiot BOX --> cable converterCSC32::D_DERAMODan D'Eramo, Customer Support CenterFri Sep 17 1993 20:350
396.14955canle converter --> wire stripperAUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Sun Sep 19 1993 19:581
    
396.14956wire stripper -> Candy-gramCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Mon Sep 20 1993 10:231
    
396.14957Candy-gram -> Land Shark!!!CSC32::D_DERAMODan D'Eramo, Customer Support CenterMon Sep 20 1993 11:330
396.14958Land Shark!!! => "Apple-Bobbing?" "Apple-Bobbing."DRDAN::KALIKOWSupplely ChainedMon Sep 20 1993 11:451
    
396.14959"Apple-Bobbing?" "Apple-Bobbing." --> Adam's Adam's appleSMURF::BINDERSapientia Nulla Sine PecuniaMon Sep 20 1993 12:501
    
396.14960Adam's Adam's apple -> Eve's EVE editorNECSC::BIELSKISKID-F-DHWYOFL, data highway ovrflwMon Sep 20 1993 16:361
    
396.14961Can Cain? Is Cain Able?GAVEL::PCLX31::satowgavel::satow, dtn 223-2584Mon Sep 20 1993 17:101
396.14962Is Cain Abel? -> With Cain's cane can Abel amble?CALS::DESELMSMon Sep 20 1993 17:130
396.14963KAOFS::S_BROOKDENVER A Long WayMon Sep 20 1993 17:4711
     -< With Cain's cane can Able amble -> A centipede was happy quite >-
    
    From -
    
    A centipede was happy quite,
    until a frog in fun asked
    "How do you know which
    leg to put before which?"
    At this the centipede was all in a fix
    As he rolled headlong into a ditch
    Pondering how on earth he could run
396.14964A centipede was happy quite -> a thousand points alightCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Sep 21 1993 10:424
    
    stretching centipede to millipede.. ( or is that millepede? )
    
    
396.14965KAOFS::S_BROOKDENVER A Long WayTue Sep 21 1993 11:012
          -< a thousand points alight -> a thousand points, alright ? ->
		early '80s mortgage >-
396.14966early '80s mortgage -> early '90s foreclosureCALS::DESELMSTue Sep 21 1993 11:140
396.14967early '90s foreclosure -> slightly inefficient marketNECSC::BIELSKISKID-F-DHWYOFL, data highway ovrflwWed Sep 22 1993 11:071
    
396.14968slightly inefficient market >- overstockedRICKS::PHIPPSWed Sep 22 1993 11:120
396.14969overstocked --> too many BOXesOKFINE::KENAHWed Sep 22 1993 13:040
396.14970too many BOXe[r]s >- Gold's GymRICKS::PHIPPSWed Sep 22 1993 15:080
396.14971Gold's Gym -> Jim's goldCALS::DESELMSWed Sep 22 1993 15:463
    MINE!

    - Jim
396.14972Jim's gold -> (...) -> drossCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Sep 23 1993 10:252
    Jim's gold -> Olympic Gold -> Atlanta -> 'WHATSIT' -> 
    
396.14973dross -> thought I smelt somethin'NECSC::BIELSKISKID-F-DHWYOFL, data highway ovrflwFri Sep 24 1993 13:181
    
396.14974thought I smelt somethin' --> The smelts are running!SMURF::BINDERSapientia Nulla Sine PecuniaFri Sep 24 1993 14:401
    
396.14975my nose is runningGAVEL::PCLX31::satowgavel::satow, dtn 223-2584Fri Sep 24 1993 17:482
The smelts are running --> my nose is running

396.14976my nose is running -> you'd better catch itNOVA::FISHERUS Patent 5225833Sun Sep 26 1993 07:501
    
396.14977you'd better catch it -> I don't need another coldKAOFS::S_BROOKDENVER A Long WaySun Sep 26 1993 20:491
    
396.14978...need another cold -> never mind, it flu awayNECSC::BIELSKISKID-F-DHWYOFL, data highway ovrflwMon Sep 27 1993 08:291
    
396.14979never mind, it flu away -> absent mindedCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Sep 28 1993 08:281
    
396.14980absent minded --> professor --> FlubberSMURF::BINDERSapientia Nulla Sine PecuniaTue Sep 28 1993 09:291
    
396.14981Flubber -> StarliteCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Sep 28 1993 12:285
    
    ... for those of you that read about the amazing material ( some
    plastic base + ??? ) recently ...  [ Ref: ASKENET Note #173 ]
    
    
396.14982Starlite --> Starbright, first star I see tonightSMURF::BINDERSapientia Nulla Sine PecuniaTue Sep 28 1993 12:341
    
396.14983...first star I see tonight -> Tom BrokawNECSC::BIELSKISKID-F-DHWYOFL, data highway ovrflwTue Sep 28 1993 16:401
    
396.14984Tom Brokaw -> anchorCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Sep 30 1993 08:351
    
396.14985anchor -> weighCALS::DESELMSThu Sep 30 1993 09:120
396.14986weigh -> Ms. MuffettCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Sep 30 1993 10:211
    
396.14987Ms. Muffett --> ArachnaphobiaBARSTR::PCLX31::satowgavel::satow, dtn 223-2584Thu Sep 30 1993 10:341
396.14988Arachnaphobia --> typografikal arrowNOVA::FISHERUS Patent 5225833Thu Sep 30 1993 14:121
    
396.14989typografikal arrow --> Robin Hood's secretaryCSC32::DUBOISDiscrimination encourages violenceThu Sep 30 1993 14:270
396.14990Robin Hood's secretary -> lunch on the runNECSC::BIELSKISKID-F-DHWYOFL, data highway ovrflwThu Sep 30 1993 16:181
    
396.14991lunch on the run --> BOX lunchOKFINE::KENAHThu Sep 30 1993 17:180
396.14992BOX lunch --> SoapboxCSC32::D_DERAMODan D'Eramo, Customer Support CenterThu Sep 30 1993 18:440
396.14993Soapbox -> lather and foamGIDDAY::BURTPlot? What plot? Where?Thu Sep 30 1993 19:560
396.14994lather and foam --> close shaveBARSTR::PCLX31::satowgavel::satow, dtn 223-2584Fri Oct 01 1993 08:561
396.14995close shave --> legsCSC32::DUBOISDiscrimination encourages violenceFri Oct 01 1993 10:280
396.14996legs -> EpiladyCALS::DESELMSFri Oct 01 1993 10:370
396.14997Epilady >- epigramRICKS::PHIPPSFri Oct 01 1993 12:584
     I was going for Legs -> Diamond but that got wiped.  Isn't this the
     place for an epigram?

     Maybe not.
396.14998epigram --> MartialSMURF::BINDERSapientia Nulla Sine PecuniaFri Oct 01 1993 13:021
    Marcus Valerius Martialis
396.14999Martial ---> ArtsBSS::S_CONLONAlmost paradigm.Fri Oct 01 1993 14:122
    
       
396.15000arts --> sciencesCSC32::D_DERAMODan D'Eramo, Customer Support CenterFri Oct 01 1993 14:120
396.15001sciences --> engineeringNOVA::FISHERUS Patent 5225833Fri Oct 01 1993 14:381
    
396.15002engineering -> loco -> motiveNECSC::BIELSKISKID-F-DHWYOFL, data highway ovrflwFri Oct 01 1993 15:131
    
396.15003motive --> means and opportunitySMURF::BINDERSapientia Nulla Sine PecuniaFri Oct 01 1993 16:591
    
396.15004means and opportunity --> ways and meansBARSTR::PCLX31::satowgavel::satow, dtn 223-2584Fri Oct 01 1993 17:121
396.15005ways and means -> curds and wheyGIDDAY::BURTPlot? What plot? Where?Sun Oct 03 1993 20:261
396.15006curds and whey --> cottageSMURF::BINDERSapientia Nulla Sine PecuniaMon Oct 04 1993 09:441
    
396.15007cottage -> pieATYISB::HILLCome on lemmings, let's go!Mon Oct 04 1993 10:311
    
396.15008pie->chart->statistics->lies, bloody lies ...HLDE01::STEENWINKELA witty saying proves nothingMon Oct 04 1993 11:021
    
396.15009lies, bloody lies --> love lies bleedingBARSTR::PCLX31::satowgavel::satow, dtn 223-2584Mon Oct 04 1993 12:451
396.15010love lies bleeding --> A bloody deed!SMURF::BINDERSapientia Nulla Sine PecuniaMon Oct 04 1993 15:211
    
396.15011A bloody deed -> DraculaGIDDAY::BURTPlot? What plot? Where?Mon Oct 04 1993 20:290
396.15012Dracula => Andrew KenahDRDAN::KALIKOWTechnology hunter\gathererMon Oct 04 1993 21:056
    (how, you ask?  Simple...  
    
    Dracula =>
    	    back in the BOX => 
    			      Q.E.D.)
    
396.15013Andrew Kenah -> and his band of reknownGIDDAY::BURTPlot? What plot? Where?Mon Oct 04 1993 22:470
396.15014and his band of reknown -> Robin and his Merry MenNOVA::FISHERUS Patent 5225833Tue Oct 05 1993 07:071
    
396.15015Robin and his Merry Men --> Robin and his Bat MenBARSTR::PCLX31::satowgavel::satow, dtn 223-2584Tue Oct 05 1993 08:171
396.15016Robin and his Bat Men --> Robinson and the bat boySMURF::BINDERSapientia Nulla Sine PecuniaTue Oct 05 1993 09:001
    Jackie R., baseball giant.
396.15017Robinson and the bat boy -> Robinson and the graduateMKVDEO::KOWALEWICZ_MAre you from away? Tue Oct 05 1993 12:170
396.15018Robinson and the graduate --> Joltin' Joe has gone awaySMURF::BINDERSapientia Nulla Sine PecuniaTue Oct 05 1993 12:331
    
396.15019Joltin' Joe has gone away --> Left the batter's BOXOKFINE::KENAHTue Oct 05 1993 15:400
396.15020Left the batter's BOX --> Keep batter in bowlsSMURF::BINDERSapientia Nulla Sine PecuniaTue Oct 05 1993 15:431
    
396.15021Keep batter in bowls -> sticky wicketCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Oct 07 1993 08:541
    
396.15022sticky wicket --> dickey's thicketSMURF::BINDERSapientia Nulla Sine PecuniaThu Oct 07 1993 09:481
    Before you giggle, look up dickey.  Or listen to The Mikado.
396.15023dickey's thicket --> WatergateBARSTR::PCLX31::satowgavel::satow, dtn 223-2584Thu Oct 07 1993 09:561
dickey's thicket ->  tricky Dickey's thicket -> Tricky Dickeys' quagmire ->
396.15024Watergate -> sluiceCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Oct 07 1993 11:581
    
396.15025sluice --> '49ersSMURF::BINDERSapientia Nulla Sine PecuniaThu Oct 07 1993 12:521
    Sluice mining - the most efficient hand-manageable placer technique
396.15026'49ers -> Montana in Kansas CityNECSC::BIELSKISKID-F-DHWYOFL, data highway ovrflwThu Oct 07 1993 15:501
    
396.15027Montana in Kansas City -> A real 'bute' heCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Oct 08 1993 08:111
    
396.15028A real 'bute' he -> standing out in the plainsNECSC::BIELSKISKID-F-DHWYOFL, data highway ovrflwThu Oct 14 1993 13:591
    
396.15029Standing out in the plains -> out standing in his fieldBARSTR::PCLX31::satowgavel::satow, dtn 223-2584Thu Oct 14 1993 14:044
A tribute to a farmer


Clay
396.15030out standing in his field -> scarecrowCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Mon Oct 18 1993 12:291
    
396.15031scarecrow --> Mr. BojanglesSMURF::BINDERVita venit sine tituloMon Oct 18 1993 14:141
    scarecrow --> Ray Bolger --> dance -->
396.15032Mr. Bojangles -> dog and pony showCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Oct 19 1993 08:391
    
396.15033dog and pony show --> feelthy peecturesSMURF::BINDERVita venit sine tituloTue Oct 19 1993 09:202
    The original dog and pony shows presented "entertainment" of the sort
    seen in some of the coarser stag films...
396.15034Peectures --> BOX cameraOKFINE::KENAHTue Oct 19 1993 14:231
    I was away for a week...
396.15035BOX camera -> CAD CAMGIDDAY::BURTPlot? What plot? Where?Wed Oct 20 1993 02:108
Some of the TV Networks here have cameras stuck to just about anything,
including CAR CAMs, Pencil Cams, surfboard cams.

In one of my weirder moments, I thought of a sticking a camera on a corpse,
or cadaver, in a coffin, which of course would give you


Chele
396.15036CAD CAM --> TLACSC32::D_DERAMODan D'Eramo, Customer Support CenterWed Oct 20 1993 10:360
396.15037TLA --> tra la, tra la, tra laSMURF::BINDERVita venit sine tituloWed Oct 20 1993 12:281
    The Flowers that Bloom in the Spring, tra la.
396.15038tra la, tra la, tra la -> Tiny TimNECSC::BIELSKISKID-F-DHWYOFL, data highway ovrflwWed Oct 20 1993 12:431
    nostalgia rears its ugly head.
396.15039Tiny Tim - Scrooge McDuckGIDDAY::BURTPlot? What plot? Where?Wed Oct 20 1993 20:160
396.15040Scrooge McDuck --> BOXSMURF::BINDERVita venit sine tituloThu Oct 21 1993 09:114
    Scrooge McDuck --> Beagle Boys (the bad guys) --> Beagle Bros (Apple II
    software of the 1980s) --> Apple --> crate --> BOX
    
    Should I see a psychiatrist for this?
396.15041BOX -> hamper -> retard CPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Oct 21 1993 15:422
    re. -1 yes.... :-)
    
396.15042retard --> idiot --> BOX!OKFINE::KENAHThu Oct 21 1993 16:103
    re -2:
    
    Works for me!
396.15043BOX! --> boxer --> porche-->Mclaren F1AUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Thu Oct 21 1993 18:231
    
396.15044Mclaren F1 -> brrrm ->Adelaide?GIDDAY::BURTPlot? What plot? Where?Thu Oct 21 1993 19:313
    

396.15045Adelaide --> marmalade --> an eggBARSTR::PCLX31::satowgavel::satow, dtn 223-2584Fri Oct 22 1993 09:081
396.15046an egg -> future chickenCALS::DESELMSFri Oct 22 1993 10:430
396.15047an egg > carton >BOXCSC32::S_BROOKDENVER A Long WayFri Oct 22 1993 10:470
396.15048BOX -> trunk -> steamship -> portCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Oct 22 1993 10:551
    
396.15049port -> WHINENECSC::BIELSKISKID-F-DHWYOFL, data highway ovrflwFri Oct 22 1993 13:151
    beginning to feel B*Xed in
396.15050WHINE -> The TemptationsCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Oct 22 1993 15:5912
    
    
    WHINE -> sour grapes -> complaints -> nl:
      |           |   \ 
      |           v    raisins -> singers 
      |           v                  |
      |           grapevine ----- \  |          
      |                            \ | 
      v                             \
    water into,                      V
     Christ - desert, 40days -> The Temptations
               
396.15051secret to existenceBARSTR::PCLX31::satowgavel::satow, dtn 223-2584Mon Oct 25 1993 13:0813
tying together loose ends




         +-- future chicken --> chick--+
         |                             |
an egg---+                             +--> My Girl --+
         |                             |              | 
         +-- . . . Temptations --------+              |
                                                      |
                                                      |
       secret to existence <-- secretary to sexist <--+
396.15052secret to existence -> decoder ringCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Oct 26 1993 12:091
    
396.15053CALS::DESELMSTue Oct 26 1993 13:470
396.15054Yaaagh, now he's got ME doing it too! :-)NRSTA2::KALIKOWI CyberSurf the Web on NCSA MosaicTue Oct 26 1993 14:481
396.15055Black BOX --> Radiation --> Planck's ConstantOKFINE::KENAHTue Oct 26 1993 15:594
    					
    				%^}
    
    					andrew
396.15056Planck's Constant => Andrew's inconstant!NRSTA2::KALIKOWI CyberSurf the Web on NCSA MosaicTue Oct 26 1993 16:263
                      _mirabile dictu,_ is all I can say...
     :-)

396.15057Andrew's inconstant --> but at least I'm consistent!OKFINE::KENAHTue Oct 26 1993 19:010
396.15058CUBICAL CARTON!NECSC::BIELSKIStanWed Oct 27 1993 11:367
                                     ^
                                     |
                        lack of imagination
                                     ^
                                     |
      but at least I'm consistent! --+
                                              did I get this right??  :-)
396.15059Cubical carton --> Tetrahedral enclosureOKFINE::KENAHWed Oct 27 1993 16:191
    Lacking imagination?  Hardly --
396.15060Tetrahedral enclosure -> King Tut's TombCALS::DESELMSWed Oct 27 1993 16:300
396.15061King Tut's Tomb -> where's my mummy?GIDDAY::BURTPlot? What plot? Where?Wed Oct 27 1993 19:540
396.15062where's my mummy? -> At a wrap sessionCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Oct 28 1993 09:291
    she's a musical mom!
396.15063At a wrap session --> The Hand of CagliostroSMURF::BINDERVita venit sine tituloThu Oct 28 1993 09:417
    Nit.  An Egyptian pyramid is not tetrahedral.  A tetrahedron has four
    triangular sides; a pyramid has five sides: four triangular and one
    square (the bottom).
    
    The Hand of Cagliostro was a famous conjuring effect consisting of a
    carved wooden hand on a sheet of glass.  When asked questions, it would
    rap out answers (1 for yes, 2 for no, etc.)
396.15064The Hand of Cagliostro -> The Arms of VenusCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Oct 29 1993 10:421
    
396.15065The Arms of Venus --> Farewell to ArmsBARSTR::PCLX31::satowgavel::satow, dtn 223-2584Fri Oct 29 1993 11:471
396.15066Farewell to Arms --> Your Arms are Too Short to BOX with GodOKFINE::KENAHFri Oct 29 1993 13:220
396.15067Your Arms are Too Short to BOX with God -> hug him insteadGIDDAY::BURTPlot? What plot? Where?Sun Oct 31 1993 20:371
396.15068hug him instead -> oops. sorry. thought he said "mug"NECSC::BIELSKIStanMon Nov 01 1993 17:071
    
396.15069oops. sorry. thought he said "MUG" >- is that mugwump?RICKS::PHIPPSTue Nov 02 1993 08:370
396.15070is that mugwump? -> Hunt the WumpusCALS::DESELMSTue Nov 02 1993 12:520
396.15071Hunt the Wumpus => Maze of Twisty PassagesDRDAN::KALIKOWI CyberSurf the Web on NCSA MosaicTue Nov 02 1993 15:181
    
396.15072Maze of Twisty Passages --> WestPENUTS::DDESMAISONSTue Nov 02 1993 17:090
396.15073West -> It is darkGIDDAY::BURTPlot? What plot? Where?Tue Nov 02 1993 17:111
396.15074It is dark. -> YOU ARE DEAD.CALS::DESELMSTue Nov 02 1993 17:190
396.15075YOU ARE DEAD -> You have been eaten by a grueGIDDAY::BURTPlot? What plot? Where?Tue Nov 02 1993 17:212

396.15076You have been eaten by a grue -> you are now leaving the dungeon dimensionsGIDDAY::BURTPlot? What plot? Where?Tue Nov 02 1993 17:374



396.15077you are now leaving the dungeon -> TFSOedNECSC::BIELSKIStanWed Nov 03 1993 09:461
    
396.15078TFSO -> VSOPHLDE01::STEENWINKELThis space intentionally left blankWed Nov 03 1993 10:061
    (much better)
396.15079VSOP => SatchmoFORTY2::KNOWLESIntegrated Service: 2B+OMon Nov 08 1993 08:333
    He released an LP entitled Very Special Old Phonography
    
    b
396.15080Satchmo --> hot stuffSMURF::BINDERVita venit sine tituloMon Nov 08 1993 09:382
    Satchmo == Satchelmouth --> loose lips --> sink ships --> torpedo -->
    steamin' (method of propulsion) --> hot stuff
396.15081hot stuff -> Godfather of SoulCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Mon Nov 08 1993 10:231
    hot stuff -> hot pants -> James Brown ->
396.15082Godfather of S[e]oul --> Korean MafiaBARSTR::PCLX31::satowgavel::satow, dtn 223-2584Mon Nov 08 1993 10:271
396.15083Korean Mafia -> WednesdayHAMCL3::SCHARNBERGWish on Space HardwareTue Nov 09 1993 04:562
    Korean Mafia -> Italian Mafia -> Camorra -> Tomorrow
    
396.15084Wednesday -> Moody BluesCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Nov 09 1993 09:371
     today <- tomorrow's yesterday -> Tuesday Afternoon ->
396.15085Tuesday Afternoon -...-> Imagine!ATYISB::HILLCome on lemmings, let's go!Tue Nov 09 1993 10:189
    Tuesday Afternoon -> Tuesday Late Afternoon -> TLA --
                                                         |
    ------------------------------------------------------
    |
    --> 3 letter abbreviation -> DEC -> We've got a new image --
                                                                |
    -------------------------------------------------------------
    |
    --> Imagine!
396.15086Imagine! -> How Much Further We Have To GoCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Nov 09 1993 11:441
    
396.15087(Previous 3 Notes) -> The BeatlesKERNEL::MORRISWhich universe did you dial?Tue Nov 09 1993 12:0430
    Bringing together a few threads:
    
     396.15084 gave us:
    Wednesday -> today <- tomorrow's yesterday -> Tuesday Afternoon 
    -> Moody Blues >-
    
     396.15085 gave us: 
    Tuesday Afternoon -> Tuesday Late Afternoon -> TLA --
                                                         |
    ------------------------------------------------------
    |
    --> 3 letter abbreviation -> DEC -> We've got a new image --
                                                                |
    -------------------------------------------------------------
    |
    --> Imagine!
    
     396.15086 gave us:
     -< Imagine! -> How Much Further We Have To Go >-
    
    
    So I thought:
    
    	Moody Blues ----------------------------------------------------
    									|
    	Imagine! -> John Lennon-----------------------------------------|
    									|
    	How Much Further We Have To Go -> The Long and Winding Road ----|
    									|
    								The Beatles
396.15088Beatles --> Fab 4 --> Fab3 --> detergentAUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Tue Nov 09 1993 16:5511
    
My immediate response.... We gotta break notes!
    How Much Further We Have To Go >- 100,000-15087 = heaps...
    
    
    however
    
    Fab3 is a detergent. Known in the family as a packet of Beatles 'cos
    that's how many are left of the Fab 4
    djw
    
396.15089detergent --> Soap BOX!OKFINE::KENAHTue Nov 09 1993 16:573
  I believe the maximum number of responses for a single note is 65536.
    
    					andrew
396.15090Soap BOX => John MajorFORTY2::KNOWLESIntegrated Service: 2B+OWed Nov 10 1993 08:428
    Well if 15,000+ have taken over 6 years, there's plenty of time - about
    19 years I reckon.  Bear in mind, too, that the potential number of
    contributors was greater in the pre-TFSO days when this note started -
    So call it 20, could be more. Anyway, I'll be outta here by then
    (assuming that in the year 20?? there will be a `here' to be outta,
    and a FORTY2::KNOWLES to be outta it).
    
    b
396.15091John Major -> orange BOXATYISB::HILLCome on lemmings, let's go!Wed Nov 10 1993 10:410
396.15092orange BOX -> looney binCSC32::DUBOISDiscrimination encourages violenceWed Nov 10 1993 18:445
orange BOX -> white room -> looney bin

 	Where I'm about to go with all this talk about the BOX!

                Carol  :-)
396.15093Looney bin --> rubber roomSMURF::BINDERVita venit sine tituloThu Nov 11 1993 09:251
    
396.15094rubber room --> condom condoOKFINE::KENAHThu Nov 11 1993 10:300
396.15095condom condo -> prophylactic palaceCALS::DESELMSThu Nov 11 1993 11:360
396.15096prophylactic palace -> medicine manorCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Nov 11 1993 12:041
    
396.15097medicine manor >- bedside mannerRICKS::PHIPPSThu Nov 11 1993 12:570
396.15098bedside manner -> Dr. QuinnCSC32::DUBOISDiscrimination encourages violenceThu Nov 11 1993 16:362
Don't ask.  :-)

396.15099Dr Quinn --> educated eskimoAUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Thu Nov 11 1993 17:061
    
396.15100educated eskimo -> I knew it Innuit?CSC32::DUBOISDiscrimination encourages violenceThu Nov 11 1993 18:400
396.15101I knew it Innuit? --> Juneau it too?CSC32::D_DERAMODan D'Eramo, Customer Support CenterThu Nov 11 1993 18:440
396.15102Juneau it too? -- > AlaskarGAVEL::PCLX31::satowgavel::satow, dtn 223-2584Fri Nov 12 1993 08:535
I'll ask her

"Alaskar" is the Boston pronunciation

Clay
396.15103Alaskar --> What did Delaware?SMURF::BINDERVita venit sine tituloFri Nov 12 1993 10:031
    Long series of state-name puns in an old song, by Perry Como, I think.
396.15104What did Delaware => she wore a brand New JerseyFORTY2::KNOWLESIntegrated Service: 2B+OFri Nov 12 1993 10:251
    Perry Como - or the cover version by the 20th Ealing scouts.
396.15105CSC32::S_BROOKThere and back to see how far it isFri Nov 12 1993 11:261
    -< She wore a brand New Jersey > made from new Virginia wool >-
396.15106coal miner's daughterGAVEL::PCLX31::satowgavel::satow, dtn 223-2584Mon Nov 15 1993 08:264
made from new Virginia wool --> maid from West Virginia --+
							  |
							  |
				 coal miner's daughter <--+
396.15107coal miner's daughter -->just a...>she was the pitsAUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Mon Nov 15 1993 17:321
    
396.15108she was the pits >- ZazuRICKS::PHIPPSTue Nov 16 1993 08:270
396.15109ZaSu --> streakerSMURF::BINDERVita venit sine tituloTue Nov 16 1993 10:394
    Corrected spelling to ZaSu...
    
    ZaSu Pitts --> Gale Storm Show --> Gale Gordon --> Flash Gordon -->
    flasher --> streaker
396.15110Streaker --> Best Short SubjectOKFINE::KENAHTue Nov 16 1993 15:253
    Paraphrasing David Niven's comment when a streaker crossed the
    stage during the Academy Awards...
    
396.15111best short subject --> Hop-FrogGAVEL::PCLX31::satowgavel::satow, dtn 223-2584Wed Nov 17 1993 13:097
From the Edgar Alan Poe story.  Hop-Frog was the King's jester, and a 
crippled dwarf (therefore a short subject).  He was "best" in the sense of 
best practical joker; he tricked the king into donning a flammable costume, 
then set the king of fire.

Clay

396.15112Hop-Frog -> Tad-Pole (sic)CPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Nov 18 1993 10:491
    
396.15113Tad-Pole->Vertically Challenged Polish NationalCSC32::DUBOISDiscrimination encourages violenceFri Nov 19 1993 18:360
396.15114Vertically Challenged... --> So, stand on a BOX!OKFINE::KENAHSun Nov 21 1993 12:440
396.15115So, stand on a BOX! -> A tall order!CPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Mon Nov 22 1993 09:351
    
396.15116A tall order! --> Sink it, Wilt!SMURF::BINDERVita venit sine tituloMon Nov 22 1993 11:121
    
396.15117Sink it, Wilt! -> Before and After CPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Mon Nov 22 1993 11:597
    
    In Wilt's auto/biography, he claims to have had sexual relations 
    with approximately 20,000 women.... 
    
    
    Sink it, Wilt! -> ( logical statements if...then ) -> 
      
396.15118Before and After -> implied FOR loopHLDE01::STEENWINKELMostly HarmlessFri Nov 26 1993 07:061
    ... -> initial and final condition -> ...
396.15119implied FOR loop -> (heart) or $CPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Nov 30 1993 14:161
    
396.15120(heart) or $ -> Money Can't Buy Me LoveCALS::DESELMSTue Nov 30 1993 15:100
396.15121Free at last! --> Unchained cobblerAUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Tue Nov 30 1993 17:059
    Money Can't Buy Me Love --> Money can't buy me, Love --> Something for
    nothing --> Free at last!
    
    
    
    
    (I'm off on summer vacation from Thursday night!)
    
    derek
396.15122Unchained cobbler -> free soulCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Dec 01 1993 08:581
    
396.15123free soul => untrammeled fishDRDAN::KALIKOWRTFWWed Dec 01 1993 09:031
    
396.15124untrammeled fish -> schooled to be street-wiseNECSC::BIELSKIStanWed Dec 01 1993 10:491
    
396.15125schooled to be street-wise -> Tobacco RoadCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Mon Dec 06 1993 11:321
    
396.15126Tobacco Road -> Take me homeGIDDAY::BURTThere are chickens in the trees Mon Dec 06 1993 17:403
Oh No, it's an attack of the John Denvers!
    

396.15127Take me home -> JamesCALS::DESELMSTue Dec 07 1993 16:170
396.15128James --> BondBARSTR::PCLX31::satowgavel::satow, dtn 223-2584Tue Dec 07 1993 16:301
396.15129Bond -> Stock -> HorseGIDDAY::BURTThere are chickens in the trees Tue Dec 07 1993 18:451
396.15130Horse -> transport ->horse-BOXATYISB::HILLCome on lemmings, let's go!Wed Dec 08 1993 08:240
396.15131horse-BOX -> kangaroo BOXingCALS::DESELMSWed Dec 08 1993 12:050
396.15132kangaroo BOXing -> English BOXing DayCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Dec 09 1993 13:151
    
396.15133English BOXing Day -> 26/12CALS::DESELMSThu Dec 09 1993 18:261
		(Hoping it's the same as it is in Canada...)
396.15134MU::PORTERbah, humbug!Thu Dec 09 1993 22:544
    Boxing Day this year is Monday the 27th of December.
    
    (At least you Canadians write your dates the right way round, though).
    
396.1513526/12 --> two baker's dozenBARSTR::PCLX31::satowgavel::satow, dtn 223-2584Fri Dec 10 1993 08:381
396.15136two baker's dozen -> wake one of 'em upNECSC::BIELSKIStanFri Dec 10 1993 15:581
    
396.15137 wake one of 'em up > the baker is risenGIDDAY::BURTThere are chickens in the trees Sun Dec 12 1993 19:283
    

396.15138the baker is risen -> Lo, how he roseCALS::DESELMSMon Dec 13 1993 12:341
396.15139Lo, how he rose --> e'erbloomingSMURF::BINDERCum dignitate otiumMon Dec 13 1993 13:191
    
396.15140-> "Not so Swift he", said Tom CPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Dec 15 1993 17:571
    e'erblooming -> idiot -> 
396.15141"Not so Swift he", said Tom -> "Slow children," said the signJIT081::DIAMOND$ SET MIDNIGHTWed Dec 15 1993 20:150
396.15142Slow children --> Remedial readingCSC32::DUBOISDiscrimination encourages violenceFri Dec 17 1993 18:380
396.15143Remedial reading -> pre-scriptNECSC::BIELSKIStanSat Dec 18 1993 11:011
    in contrast to *.PS
396.15144pre-script -> Night of the Living DeadMU::PORTERbah, humbug!Sun Dec 19 1993 09:482
    via 'post-crypt'
    
396.15145Night of the Living Dead -> Grateful Dead ConcertCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Dec 23 1993 08:2310
    
    When Jack Kevorkian was on a hunger strike, ( yea verily a 'Knight' 
    of the living ), the headline would have been
    
    Knight of the living, Dead! 
    
    Since he/that has not come to pass ( pun intended ) then we must 
    look to the East ... Filmore East to be exact and think music....
    
    
396.15146Grateful Dead Concert >- Been there. Done that. 8^)RICKS::PHIPPSThu Dec 23 1993 09:177
DECSIM::HEILMAN      12-DEC-1987  396.1157  skinheads -> deadheads
  STAR::HUBER        12-DEC-1987  396.1158  deadheads --> touch of gray
 TERZA::ZANE         13-JUN-1990  396.11330  and play dead --> Grateful
 MODEL::CIUFFINI      5-FEB-1991  396.12318  doped out -> Grateful Dead
CSSE32::RANDALL       5-FEB-1991  396.12319  Grateful Dead --> happy vampires
  CPDW::CIUFFINI     23-DEC-1993  396.15145  Night of the Living Dead -> Grateful Dead Concert
End of requested listing 
396.15147Been there. Done that => Got the T-shirtDRDAN::KALIKOWThe Data-HighwaymanThu Dec 23 1993 09:291
    
396.15148Been there > - - - >Getting betterATYISB::HILLCome on lemmings, let's go!Thu Dec 23 1993 09:397
    Been there
    
    		Done that
    
    			Got the T-shirt
    
    					Been vaccinated
396.15149Getting better --> betting getter --> bookmakerBARSTR::PCLX31::satowgavel::satow, dtn 223-2584Thu Dec 23 1993 09:581
396.15150bookmaker -> tinker, sailorCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Dec 23 1993 10:491
    
396.15151A pain in th TulsaAUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Thu Dec 23 1993 17:0316
    
    

    Been there
    
    		Done that
    
    			Got the T-shirt
    
    				Seen the musical ---->Oklahoma---> --+ 
    				Been Vaccinated ----->needled ---/   |
                                                                     |
                                                      +--------------+
                                                      |
                                                      V
                                         A pain in the Tulsa
396.15152A pain in th Tulsa -> now I'm OKNECSC::BIELSKIStanTue Dec 28 1993 09:571
    
396.15153now I'm OK => an Okie from MuskogeeDRDAN::KALIKOWThe Data-HighwaymanTue Dec 28 1993 10:306
    OK, so wot's the etymology of this "pain in the Tulsa" expression,
    which I have never yet encountered?  Cockney rhyming slang (and if so,
    for wot?)?  Or something else?  
    
    Enquiring Yankees want to know.
    
396.15154an Okie from Muskogee --->A NoNo or OdoronoAUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Tue Dec 28 1993 16:3810
    G'day,
    
    
     Oh of no significance... merely a bad attempt at a play on ' a pain in
    the tail' or a polite way of saying a pain in the '^&*^&' which might
    be pertinent to anyone suffering a surfeit of Rodgers and Hammerstein's
    musicals..
    
    djw
    
396.15155A NoNo or Odorono -> effluvium CPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Jan 06 1994 15:491
    
396.15156effluvium -> feeling sedimentalNECSC::BIELSKIStan ESG/MA - He who laughs, lastsSat Jan 08 1994 08:411
    
396.15157feeling sedimental >- The Gold BugRICKS::PHIPPSMon Jan 10 1994 10:120
396.15158The Gold Bug -> The Gold Bug VariationsWOOK::LEEWook... Like 'Book' with a 'W'Mon Jan 10 1994 11:200
396.15159The Gold Bug Variations => written for a "'Poe insomniac"DRDAN::KALIKOWThe Data-HighwaymanMon Jan 10 1994 12:381
    
396.15160Poe insomniac -> The Partridge FamilyCSC32::DUBOISDiscrimination encourages violenceThu Jan 13 1994 10:568
<         -< The Gold Bug Variations => written for a "'Poe insomniac" >-

Poe --> Raven -------> Bird ----------------------------\
                                                         \
                                                          === Partridge Family
                                                          /
Poe --> Heartbeat ---> "I Can Hear Your Heartbeat" ------/  

396.15161The Partridge Family --> Nick at NiteCSC32::D_DERAMODan D'Eramo, Customer Support CenterThu Jan 13 1994 13:310
396.15162Nick at Nite -> Shave in the AMCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Mon Jan 17 1994 10:201
    
396.15163Green eggs and hamBARSTR::PCLX31::satowgavel::satow, dtn 223-2584Mon Jan 17 1994 13:241
Shave in the AM --> Shave legs in the AM --> Green Eggs and 'am
396.15164Green Eggs and Ham --> Fox in BOX!OKFINE::KENAHThe Man with the Child in his eyesMon Jan 17 1994 13:450
396.15165Fox in BOX! --> a POX on BOXSMURF::BINDEROmnia tibi dicta non credeMon Jan 17 1994 14:241
    
396.15166a POX on BOX -> then better not touchNECSC::BIELSKIStan ESG/MA - He who laughs, lastsMon Jan 17 1994 14:471
    
396.15167then better not touch - no user serviceable parts insideHLDE01::STEENWINKELMostly HarmlessTue Jan 18 1994 03:551
    
396.15168no user serviceable parts inside --> do not openSMURF::BINDEROmnia tibi dicta non credeTue Jan 18 1994 12:071
    
396.15169do not open >- until ChristmasRICKS::PHIPPSTue Jan 18 1994 12:580
396.15170until Christmas --> 294 shopping days leftBARSTR::PCLX31::satowgavel::satow, dtn 223-2584Tue Jan 18 1994 13:121
396.15171294 shopping days left --> no money, right!AUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Tue Jan 18 1994 16:411
    
396.15172no money, right! --> none left, either!HBFDT2::SCHARNBERGWish on Space HardwareWed Jan 19 1994 04:451
    
396.15173none left, either -> did the last one turn out the lights?HLDE01::STEENWINKELMostly HarmlessWed Jan 19 1994 05:061
    
396.15174ATYISB::HILLCome on lemmings, let's go!Wed Jan 19 1994 05:3113
    did the last one turn out the lights?
    	     |
    	     |
    	save energy!
    		   \
    		    |
    		bath with a friend...
    			     |
    			     |
    			stop that!  you'll go blind
    				     |
    				     |
    				did the last one turn out the lights?
396.15175did the last one turn out the lights? -->New ZealandAUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Wed Jan 19 1994 21:351
    
396.15176JIT081::DIAMOND$ SET MIDNIGHTWed Jan 19 1994 22:095
    did the last one turn out the lights? ->
    did the last one turn out the lights? ->
    New Zealand ->
    where Digital's week begins ->
    where Digital's weakness begins
396.15177where Digital's weakness begins...>carefully consideredAUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Thu Jan 20 1994 16:251
    
396.15178carefully considered--> no comment>> stern replyAUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Thu Jan 20 1994 16:261
    
396.15179stern reply -> Avast behind -> A vast behindATYISB::HILLDon't worry, we have a cunning plan!Fri Jan 21 1994 07:571
    
396.15180A vast behind --> Two-Ton TessieSMURF::BINDEROmnia tibi dicta non credeFri Jan 21 1994 10:131
    
396.15181Two Ton Tessie --> One Ton SoupBARSTR::PCLX31::satowgavel::satow, dtn 223-2584Fri Jan 21 1994 11:101
396.15182One Ton --> Won Ton --> Chinese --> BOXer rebellionOKFINE::KENAHThe Man with the Child in his eyesFri Jan 21 1994 11:264
    
    
    		Str -- e  -- e  -- e -- e -- tch!
    
396.15183BOXer rebellion --> Yankee Go HomeSMURF::BINDEROmnia tibi dicta non credeFri Jan 21 1994 12:401
    
396.15184Yankee Go Home => ...there's no place like home...DRDAN::KALIKOWW3: Footnotes with FEET!Fri Jan 21 1994 21:388
    And may I also write the reason I re-entered this heinous string: :-)
    
    "The Man with the Child in his eyes"
                                       =>
                                       "The Man with the BOX for a brain"
    
                   (-: Sorry Andrew, ya had it comin' :-)
    
396.15185no place like home --> Favorite character: Jack PumpkinheadOKFINE::KENAHThe Man with the Child in his eyesMon Jan 24 1994 09:377
    >"The Man with the Child in his eyes"
    >                                   =>
    >                                   "The Man with the BOX for a brain"
    >
    
    Actually, it's more the challenge than anything else; I have no special
    affection for BOX.
396.15186Favorite character: Jack Pumpkinhead --> Tik TokSMURF::BINDEROmnia tibi dicta non credeMon Jan 24 1994 12:221
    
396.15187Tik Tok -> Clock Symphony -> BACH'S successorJIT081::DIAMOND$ SET MIDNIGHTMon Jan 24 1994 23:400
396.15188BACH'S successor --> more BACHSSMURF::BINDEROmnia tibi dicta non credeTue Jan 25 1994 10:401
    
396.15189more BACHS => CPE, Anna Magdalena, ... & PDQ2DRDAN::KALIKOWTue Jan 25 1994 10:591
    
396.15190Jack Russell --> Falling LeavesAUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Wed Jan 26 1994 16:487
    
    
    
    more BACHS ---> Offenbach ---> tiny yappy terrier-->Jack Russell
                               /
                              /
    		  & PDQ2   --/
396.15191Falling Leaves -> Drop offGIDDAY::BURTScythe my dandelions down, sportWed Jan 26 1994 17:440
396.15192Drop off --> Snx!SMURF::BINDEROmnia tibi dicta non credeThu Jan 27 1994 11:321
    American cartoon convention for snoring.
396.15193Snx -> Sox -> BOXATYISB::HILLDon't worry, we have a cunning plan!Fri Jan 28 1994 03:113
    Dick
    
    Three letter 'words' for a letter-swap game are too easy!
396.15194Cat in a HatGAVEL::PCLX31::satowgavel::satow, dtn 223-2584Fri Jan 28 1994 08:521
Sox --> BOX --> Sox in a box --> Cat in a Hat
396.15195Cat in a Hat >- Catching it all in his hat.RICKS::PHIPPSFri Jan 28 1994 12:440
396.15196Catching it all in his hat. --> Hat in the RingSMURF::BINDEROmnia tibi dicta non credeFri Jan 28 1994 13:131
    
396.15197Hat in the Ring -> small minded, or big fingeredNECSC::BIELSKISupport diversity: be someone elseSun Jan 30 1994 11:451
    
396.15198politicianGAVEL::PCLX31::satowgavel::satow, dtn 223-2584Mon Jan 31 1994 07:575
Hat in the Ring --> small minded, or big fingered ------+
        |						|
        |						|
   	v						|
    politician <--- small minded and sticky fingered----+     
396.15199politician -> pelicanHLDE01::STEENWINKELMostly HarmlessMon Jan 31 1994 09:351
    big mouth (beak), and smells fishy ...
396.15200pelican --> briefBARSTR::PCLX31::satowgavel::satow, dtn 223-2584Mon Jan 31 1994 13:401
396.15201brief -> Marky MarkCSC32::DUBOISDiscrimination encourages violenceMon Jan 31 1994 14:180
396.15202Marky Mark -> McArthurs ParkGIDDAY::BURTScythe my dandelions down, sportFri Feb 04 1994 00:362

396.15203 McArthurs Park -> Someone Left the Cake out in the RainCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Feb 04 1994 08:371
    
396.15204... -> Water MusicHLDE01::STEENWINKELMostly HarmlessFri Feb 04 1994 08:511
    
396.15205Water Music -> Singin' in the RainNECSC::BIELSKISupport diversity: be someone elseSat Feb 05 1994 12:581
    (Gene Kelley)
396.15206Singin' in the Rain -> Sightings CPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Mon Feb 07 1994 10:143
    
    (Elvis) The King was "Singing in the Reign" while he was alive...
     but now all we have are ->
396.15207Sightings --> UFOsSMURF::BINDEROmnia tibi dicta non credeMon Feb 07 1994 10:483
    .15205
    
    Gene Kelly, not Kelley.
396.15208UFOs--> Hooray, no apostrophe!AUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Mon Feb 07 1994 16:281
    
396.15209Self referrent sentenceBARSTR::PCLX31::satowgavel::satow, dtn 223-2584Tue Feb 08 1994 07:572
Hooray, no apostrophe! --> This sentence no verb.  This sentence has no 
period --> Self referrent sentence
396.15210Self referrent sentence >- Doing hard timeRICKS::PHIPPSTue Feb 08 1994 10:490
396.15211Doing hard time -> a lookout on the Digital watchNECSC::BIELSKISupport diversity: be someone elseTue Feb 08 1994 14:091
    
396.15212a lookout on the Digital watch -> Billy CrystalCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Feb 08 1994 14:381
    
396.15213BlondieAUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Tue Feb 08 1994 16:148
    
   a lookout on the Digital watch -> The Gartner Group --> clairvoyants -+
                                                                         |
                + --------------------------------------------------------+
                |
    		+ --->Crystal Ball --> --> Heart of Glass --> Blondie
                     Billy Crystal -->-/
    
396.15214Blondie --> DagwoodBARSTR::PCLX31::satowgavel::satow, dtn 223-2584Tue Feb 08 1994 16:301
396.15215Dagwood -> sandwichCSC32::D_DERAMODan D'Eramo, Customer Support CenterTue Feb 08 1994 18:310
396.15216sandwich -> Ice WitchGIDDAY::BURTScythe my dandelions down, sportTue Feb 08 1994 20:101
396.15217Ice Witch --> AslanSMURF::BINDEROmnia tibi dicta non credeWed Feb 09 1994 08:481
    
396.15218Aslan --> wardrobeCUPMK::WAJENBERGWed Feb 09 1994 10:501
    
396.15219Ice Witch --> Aslan --> wardrobe --> ShadowlandsOKFINE::KENAHOn the Net, nobody knows you're a dogWed Feb 09 1994 13:270
396.15220Shadowlands -> Shadow LANsNECSC::BIELSKISupport diversity: be someone elseWed Feb 09 1994 15:451
    
396.15221Shadow LANs -> marionettes ( if wires were strings... )CPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Feb 11 1994 13:152
    
    Shadowlands -> Shadow LANs -> Shadow Hands -> Puppets ->
396.15222let them eat quicheBARSTR::PCLX31::satowgavel::satow, dtn 223-2584Mon Feb 14 1994 08:241
Puppets --> Pinnochio --> real boy --> real man --> let them eat quiche
396.15223let them eat quiche -> marionetteCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Mon Feb 14 1994 13:012
    
    Hint: her name is Marion
396.15224...quiche -> no appetiteNECSC::BIELSKIAmerica's Zone Expertise CenterMon Feb 14 1994 16:227
 let them eat quiche -+
                      |                ^
                 marionette-+          |
                            |          |
                     Marie Antoinette -+
                             
	
396.15225no appetit -> hunger for another dayCLYDE::KOWALEWICZ_MAnd then there were none.Tue Feb 15 1994 12:050
396.15226hunger for another day --> 40 Hour FamineAUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Tue Feb 15 1994 18:391
    
396.1522740 Hour Famine - > No TV !CPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Feb 16 1994 12:051
    
396.15228No TV ! >- Back to basicsRICKS::PHIPPSWed Feb 16 1994 12:530
396.15229Back to basics -> Forward to trellisJIT081::DIAMOND$ SET MIDNIGHTWed Feb 16 1994 21:340
396.15230Forward to trellis --> relative to latticeAUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Thu Feb 17 1994 19:181
    
396.15231Relative to lattice -> lettuce sprayGIDDAY::BURTScythe my dandelions down, sportThu Feb 17 1994 19:433
    

396.15232lettuce spray --> Our Father ArtBARSTR::PCLX31::satowgavel::satow, dtn 223-2584Fri Feb 18 1994 08:071
396.15233Our Father Art --> spanked us with ExcaliburSMURF::BINDEROmnia tibi dicta non credeFri Feb 18 1994 09:251
    
396.15234spanked us with Excalibur -> The King was kinkyNECSC::BIELSKIAmerica's Zone Expertise CenterFri Feb 18 1994 10:281
    
396.15235I say, give me that cheeseburger, little girl (uh-huh-huh)ALLVAX::GELINEAUFri Feb 18 1994 11:000
396.15236. . . uh-huh-huh --> You got the right one, baby BARSTR::PCLX31::satowgavel::satow, dtn 223-2584Tue Feb 22 1994 08:581
396.15237You got the right one, baby -> now go for the leftNECSC::BIELSKIAmerica's Zone Expertise CenterTue Feb 22 1994 09:422
    I've always enjoyed the Olympics, 
    ideals and all.
396.15238put your hands on your hipsGIDDAY::BURTScythe my dandelions down, sportTue Feb 22 1994 19:472
You got the right one, baby -> now go for the left -> then a step to the right

396.15239all hands on boardBARSTR::PCLX31::satowgavel::satow, dtn 223-2584Wed Feb 23 1994 08:504
put your hands on your hips --> put your hands on your ships ---+
							       	|
								|
					 all hands on board <---+
396.15240all hands on board -> lineal feet ( :-))CPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Feb 23 1994 09:541
    
396.15241all hands on board -> barn-raisingNECSC::BIELSKIAmerica's Zone Expertise CenterFri Feb 25 1994 14:111
    
396.15242barn-raising -> Hey!!!CPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Feb 25 1994 15:325
    
    so what about lineal feet? 
    
    sheesh!
    
396.15243Where IS everybody?AUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Tue Mar 01 1994 16:3715
    
    
    Lineal Feet --> By the right, Dress! --> short arm parade --+
                                                                |
                                                                |
    +-----------------------------------------------------------+
    |
    + long arm of the Law --> Look out, there's a thief about -->->
                                                        Hey!!!--/
    
    
    
    (Looked in, no new notes!!! First time I can rememeber....)
    
    dj
396.15244Where IS everybody? -> Not in MY cubeGIDDAY::BURTScythe my dandelions down, sportTue Mar 01 1994 19:050
396.15245Not in MY cube -> Can I twist and turn?JIT081::DIAMOND$ SET MIDNIGHTTue Mar 01 1994 21:203
    Incidentally, the Dutch Cube Club, and international puzzle parties,
    and collectors of various Rubik-like shapes that aren't necessarily
    cubes, are still going strong.
396.15246. . . twist and turn? --> Twist and shoutBARSTR::PCLX31::satowgavel::satow, dtn 223-2584Wed Mar 02 1994 08:191
396.15247Twist and shout >- just a twist pleaseRICKS::PHIPPSWed Mar 02 1994 08:280
396.15248just a twist please -> HUH? WHAT DID YOU SAY?RETRET::BIELSKIAmerica's Zone Expertise CenterThu Mar 03 1994 12:021
    noisy bar.
396.15249HUH? WHAT DID YOU SAY? -> GEMINI!CPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Mar 03 1994 12:542
    noisy bar... Part 2.
    
396.15250GEMINI! -> Jim & I's Star BarCSC32::DUBOISDiscrimination encourages violenceFri Mar 04 1994 19:420
396.15251Jim & I's Star Bar -> and GrillGIDDAY::BURTScythe my dandelions down, sportTue Mar 08 1994 00:072

396.15252and Grill -> leave Tonya aloneNECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Wed Mar 09 1994 09:451
    
396.15253leave Tonya alone -> skating on thin iceCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Mar 09 1994 12:001
    
396.15254CSC32::S_BROOKThere and back to see how far it isWed Mar 09 1994 12:291
    skating on thin ice -> not all it's cracked up to be
396.15255ALLVAX::GELINEAUThu Mar 10 1994 11:551
not all it's cracked up to be -->  nancy's knee
396.15256nancy's knee -> beautiful jointCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Mar 10 1994 12:001
    
396.15257=> "Wot's a joint like that doing in a nice girl like you?"DRDAN::KALIKOWIDU: To Protect and to Serve InfoThu Mar 10 1994 12:200
396.15258Wot's a joint... -> Wot a corny line!RICKS::PHIPPSThu Mar 10 1994 12:570
396.15259Wot a corny line --> Wheat field circles...AUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Thu Mar 10 1994 17:251
    
396.15260Wheat Field circles -> A Maize RingGIDDAY::BURTScythe my dandelions down, sportThu Mar 10 1994 18:313
    

396.15261A Maize Ring -> cornflake BOXATYISB::HILLDon't worry, we have a cunning plan!Fri Mar 11 1994 03:061
    Couldn't resist...
396.15262corn flake Box -> IowaCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Mar 11 1994 10:582
     couldn't resist... Part 2
    
396.15263field of dreams?ALLVAX::GELINEAUFri Mar 11 1994 12:121
iowa --> heaven
396.15264field of dreams? >- a league of their ownRICKS::PHIPPSFri Mar 11 1994 12:434
>iowa --> heaven

is heaven complete without a Madonna?

396.15265a league of their own -> Geena DavisNECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Fri Mar 11 1994 13:261
    I guess there's more than one heaven...
396.15266Geena Davis --> Earthy GirlSMURF::BINDEROmnia tibi dicta non credeFri Mar 11 1994 13:481
    
396.15267Earthy Girl -> My Stepmother was an AlienCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Sat Mar 12 1994 09:241
    
396.15268My Stepmother was an Alien-> It's not easy being greenGIDDAY::BURTScythe my dandelions down, sportSun Mar 13 1994 21:244
Frog Power!
    

396.15269It's not easy being green -> Green Beans are EasyJIT081::DIAMOND$ SET MIDNIGHTMon Mar 14 1994 04:390
396.15270green beans are easy --> green eggs and hamALLVAX::GELINEAUMon Mar 14 1994 15:161
i do not like them...
396.15271green eggs and ham - that Sam I amRIPPER::BURTScythe my dandelions down, sportMon Mar 14 1994 18:541
396.15272that Sam I am -> Dr.Seuss makes house callsNECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Tue Mar 15 1994 12:021
    
396.15273Dr. Seuss Makes House Calls -> Is There A Doctor In The House?CSC32::DUBOISDiscrimination encourages violenceTue Mar 15 1994 16:050
396.15274Is There A Doctor In The House? -> Senate?REGENT::BROOMHEADDon't panic -- yet.Tue Mar 15 1994 16:330
396.15275...in the House? -> Senate? -> et tu, Brute?NECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Thu Mar 17 1994 16:442
    in honor of the progress to
    date in Health Care.
396.15276et tu, Brute? -> another stab at W-A-FCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Mar 18 1994 13:281
    
396.15277another stab at W-A-F >How deflatingGIDDAY::BURTScythe my dandelions down, sportThu Mar 24 1994 01:363
    

396.15278How deflating -> four flat tiresNECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Thu Mar 24 1994 18:451
    
396.15279four flat tires --> four room flatGAVEL::PCLX31::satowgavel::satow, dtn 223-2584Fri Mar 25 1994 07:391
396.15280four room flat -> an apt description :-)CPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Mar 25 1994 10:511
    
396.15281an apt description -> oldie but swiftieJIT081::DIAMOND$ SET MIDNIGHTSun Mar 27 1994 21:160
396.15282oldie but swiftie -> a coldie & some TwistiesGIDDAY::BURTScythe my dandelions down, sportTue Mar 29 1994 00:001
396.15283A coldie & some Twisties --> beer & pretzelsGAVEL::PCLX31::satowgavel::satow, dtn 223-2584Tue Mar 29 1994 09:311
396.15284beer & pretzels -> another Superbowl already?NECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Tue Mar 29 1994 10:521
    
396.15285another Superbowl already? -> no, it's Mega PlateGIDDAY::BURTScythe my dandelions down, sportTue Mar 29 1994 19:172
    

396.15286no, it's Mega Plate -> The Last SupperCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Mar 30 1994 13:362
    ... for Easter 
    
396.15287The Last Supper -> In MemoryGIDDAY::BURTScythe my dandelions down, sportThu Mar 31 1994 03:052
    

396.15288In Memory -> elephant chipsCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Apr 01 1994 10:081
    
396.15289elephant chips --> king size meadow muffinsSMURF::BINDERUt res per me meliores fiantFri Apr 01 1994 14:281
    
396.15290king size meadow muffins > Patty cakesGIDDAY::BURTScythe my dandelions down, sportTue Apr 05 1994 20:343
    

396.15291Tiny TimNECSC::BIELSKIStan B.Wed Apr 06 1994 11:095
    
    ...meadow muffins 
       > Patty cakes 
          > tiptoe through the tulips 
             > Tiny Tim
396.15292Tiny Tim -> Buckingham's PalaceRICKS::PHIPPSBetter plant some more treesWed Apr 06 1994 13:190
396.15293pearls before swineGAVEL::PCLX31::satowgavel::satow, dtn 223-2584Wed Apr 06 1994 13:351
Buckingham's palace --> Living ham's necklace --> pearls before swine
396.15294pearls before swine -> perils before wineNECSC::BIELSKIStan B., ESG/MA Are we here yet?Fri Apr 08 1994 13:031
    a typical day at the office
396.15295perils before wine -> pare ills before whineCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Apr 08 1994 13:241
    and if you come to complain, 
396.15296pare ills before whine > spare sills for WindowsGIDDAY::BURTScythe my dandelions down, sportTue Apr 12 1994 03:201
396.15297spare sills for Windows -> Balcony for Beverly SillsCLYDE::KOWALEWICZ_MAnd then there were none.Tue Apr 12 1994 13:010
396.15298Balcony for Beverly Sills-->Baloney for Beverly HillsGAVEL::PCLX31::satowgavel::satow, dtn 223-2584Tue Apr 12 1994 14:041
396.15299Baloney for Beverly Hills > Salami Pizza flavoured PillsGIDDAY::BURTScythe my dandelions down, sportTue Apr 12 1994 20:583


396.15300Salami Pizza flavoured Pills -> cold-cutCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Apr 14 1994 16:094
    Salami Pizza flavoured Pills -> No matter how you slice it, it's still
    a bitter pill to swallow -> ( Joe is that a nasty remark? ) -> no, it's
    a ...
    
396.15301cold-cut -> hot tongue & cold shoulderNECSC::BIELSKIStan B., ESG/MA Are we here yet?Thu Apr 14 1994 16:382
    ...from the marriage menu
    
396.15302 hot tongue & cold shoulder > Picnic TimeGIDDAY::BURTScythe my dandelions down, sportMon Apr 18 1994 03:097
Blecch



Chele    

396.15303Picnic Time -> au cour ants CPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Apr 20 1994 11:271
    
396.15304au cour ants --> pennants --> PenanceAUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Wed Apr 20 1994 19:511
    
396.15305Penance -> Pin DanceGIDDAY::BURTScythe my dandelions down, sportWed Apr 20 1994 20:146
As in angels on the head of a....


    

396.15306Pin Dance -> Barn DanceNECSC::BIELSKIStan B., ESG/MA Are we here yet?Mon Apr 25 1994 12:043
    more dancing room, but 
    keep your balance...
    
396.15307Barn Dance -> House MusicCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Apr 26 1994 15:480
396.15308House Music --> shlockSMURF::BINDERUt res per me meliores fiantTue Apr 26 1994 17:5310
    Either way, you get to the same point.
    
    House Music -->
      Gesellschaftmusik -->
        Eine Kleine Nachtmusik -->
          Music of the Night -->
            Phantom of the Opera --+
                                   |
            House music --> Muzak -+-> Andrew Lloyd Webber
    
396.15309shlock -> Howard SternCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Apr 28 1994 09:511
    
396.15310sailor's albatrossBARSTR::PCLX31::satowgavel::satow, dtn 223-2584Thu Apr 28 1994 14:011
Howard Stern --> Howard's tern --> Steward's tern --> sailor's albatross
396.15311sailor's albatross -> damesCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Apr 29 1994 09:361
    ... as in 'what ain't we got? We ain't got ->   
396.15312dames-> Bali HaiCSC32::DUBOISDiscrimination encourages violenceFri Apr 29 1994 20:340
396.15313Bali Hai --> Belly upBARSTR::PCLX31::satowgavel::satow, dtn 223-2584Mon May 02 1994 16:321
396.15314Belly up --> The Poseidon AdventureSMURF::BINDERUt res per opera mea meliores fiantMon May 02 1994 17:571
    
396.15315The Poseidon Adventure -> Trident TrueGIDDAY::BURTScythe my dandelions down, sportMon May 02 1994 20:353
    

396.15316Trident True --> Not found wanting.SMURF::BINDERUt res per opera mea meliores fiantTue May 03 1994 12:381
    
396.15317Not found wanting. -> bus stopCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu May 05 1994 13:421
    
396.15318bus stop -> Sesame StreetCSC32::DUBOISDiscrimination encourages violenceThu May 05 1994 21:014
There's this great dance number at a bus stop...

     Carol  :-}    

396.15319Sesame Street --> How-toSMURF::BINDERUt res per opera mea meliores fiantFri May 06 1994 10:314
    Can you tell me how to get--
    How to get to Sesame Street?
    
    		- program's theme song
396.15320CSC32::S_BROOKThere and back to see how far it isFri May 06 1994 13:021
                         -< How-to --> Ask Bob Vila -> Ask Norm >-
396.15321Ask Norm >- I don't think so StuartRICKS::PHIPPSBetter plant some more treesSun May 08 1994 00:080
396.15322CSC32::S_BROOKThere and back to see how far it isMon May 09 1994 12:261
                    -< I don't think so Stuart -> Whyever not ? >-
396.15323Whyever Not -> Tim's Home Improvement ran OverbudgetCSC32::S_BROOKThere and back to see how far it isMon May 09 1994 14:081
    
396.15324Tim's Home Improvement ran Overbudget -> Overbudget in HospitalCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed May 11 1994 09:161
    
396.15325Overbudget in Hospital -> UnderHertz in asylumGIDDAY::BURTScythe my dandelions down, sportFri May 13 1994 01:372
    

396.15326UnderHertz in asylum -> Schwinn's diseaseNECSC::BIELSKIStan B., ESG/MA Are we here yet?Fri May 13 1994 11:401
    unpredictable cycles
396.15327Schwinn's disease -> Tricyclene treatmentCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Mon May 16 1994 16:041
    
396.15328tricyclene treatment -> bactine and a band-aidALLVAX::GELINEAUfear, surprise, and an almost fanatical devotionMon May 16 1994 18:082
    
    
396.15329bactine and a band-aid >- skinned kneesRICKS::PHIPPSBetter plant some more treesTue May 17 1994 10:040
396.15330 skinned knees -> Kate MossCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue May 17 1994 10:171
    skinned knees -> skinny knees ->
396.15331Kate Moss --> Slate Moss --> nonrolling stoneBARSTR::PCLX31::satowgavel::satow, dtn 223-2584Tue May 17 1994 12:221
396.15332nonrolling stone --> Kate MossWELSWS::HILLNIt's OK, it'll be dark by nightfallTue May 17 1994 12:451
    nonrolling stone --> nonreturning boomerang --> stick --> Kate Moss
396.15333Kate Moss -> speakersCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue May 17 1994 13:263
    
    
    Kate Moss -> Moss Kate -> Koss Mate ->
396.15334speakers -> Bose will be BoseCSC32::D_DERAMODan D'Eramo, Customer Support CenterTue May 17 1994 14:390
396.15335Toes will be toesBARSTR::PCLX31::satowgavel::satow, dtn 223-2584Tue May 17 1994 14:564
Bose will be Bose -+->Rose is a Rose->smell as feet->Toes will be toes
		   |						^
		   |						|
		   +--------------------------------------------+
396.15336Toes will be toes -> Moses supposesGIDDAY::BURTScythe my dandelions down, sportWed May 18 1994 02:571
396.15337Moses supposes -> a historic runNECSC::BIELSKIStan B., ESG/MA Are we here yet?Wed May 18 1994 09:471
    
396.15338a historic one -> -> Red SkeltonNOVA::FISHERTay-unned, rey-usted, rey-adyWed May 18 1994 11:511
    -> a hysterical one -> Red Skelton
396.15339Red Skelton >- funny boneRICKS::PHIPPSBetter plant some more treesWed May 18 1994 13:312
 a historic one -> Red Skelton >- Red Skeleton >- funny bones >- funny bone
396.15340funny bone -> humerusNECSC::BIELSKIStan B., ESG/MA Are we here yet?Thu May 19 1994 14:111
    
396.15341humerus -> Are We Having Fun yet? CPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri May 20 1994 13:051
    Thanks to my fave Zippy...
396.15342Are We Having Fun yet? -> what? NECSC::BIELSKIStan B., ESG/MA Are we here yet?Fri May 27 1994 11:211
    ...I've been deafened by the silence.
396.15343what? --> is on secondSMURF::BINDERUt res per opera mea meliores fiantFri May 27 1994 12:441
    
396.15344is on second -> Who is on first?LINGO::PETERSFri May 27 1994 12:473
    That was a great sketch. I seem to remember the text was posted
    somewhere in this conference. Any pointers?
    
396.15345Who is on first? -> Who is on DAT! CPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri May 27 1994 12:491
    
396.15346Who is on DAT! -> What's DAT?LINGO::PETERSFri May 27 1994 15:312
    Found it --- 778.2
    
396.15347What's DAT? --> No, What's on second.SMURF::BINDERUt res per opera mea meliores fiantFri May 27 1994 16:031
    
396.15348No, What's on second --> To kill a watt-secondJIT081::DIAMOND$ SET MIDNIGHTSun May 29 1994 22:080
396.15349To kill a watt-second >Tequila sunriseGIDDAY::BURTScythe my dandelions down, sportSun May 29 1994 22:132

396.15350Tequila sunrise -> hangoverCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue May 31 1994 11:221
    
396.15351hangover --> mid-riff bulgeWELSWS::HILLNIt's OK, it'll be dark by nightfallTue May 31 1994 12:131
    
396.15352mid-riff bulge -> Pillsbury DoughBoyCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Jun 02 1994 10:121
    
396.15353Biscuits and HoneyBARSTR::PCLX31::satowgavel::satow, dtn 223-2584Thu Jun 02 1994 10:224
Pillsbury Doughboy --> Doonesbury Pill Boy --> Uncle Duke --> Miss Honey--+
        |								  |
	|								  |	
	+----------------------> Biscuits and Honey <---------------------+
396.15354 Biscuits and Honey -> Win, Place, ShowCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Jun 03 1994 12:581
    
396.15355Win, Place, Show > TrophyGIDDAY::BURTScythe my dandelions down, sportWed Jun 08 1994 01:002
    

396.15356Trophy -> CaseGIDDAY::BURTScythe my dandelions down, sportWed Jun 08 1994 01:004
    


396.15357case -> BOXGIDDAY::BURTScythe my dandelions down, sportWed Jun 08 1994 01:006

    



396.15358BOX >- wrenchRICKS::PHIPPSBetter plant some more treesWed Jun 08 1994 10:021
  Is it fair to create your own event? 8^)
396.15359wrench --> retch --> bushusuruGAVEL::PCLX31::satowgavel::satow, dtn 223-2584Wed Jun 08 1994 11:031
396.15360DRDAN::KALIKOWWorld-Wide Web: Postmodem CultureWed Jun 08 1994 11:130
396.15361Charlotte Bronte -> Jane Eyre -> etc. -> BOXed setWELSWS::HILLNIt's OK, it'll be dark by nightfallWed Jun 08 1994 11:251
    
396.15362BOXed set --> rope a dopeSMURF::BINDERetsi capularis ego vita fruarWed Jun 08 1994 13:151
    
396.15363rope a dope --> soap on a ropeCSC32::D_DERAMODan D'Eramo, Customer Support CenterWed Jun 08 1994 14:240
396.15364soap on a rope -> pope on a ropeROCK::HUBERFile and ForgetWed Jun 08 1994 16:440
396.15365pope on a rope -->wholly clean-AUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Thu Jun 09 1994 19:421
    
396.15366wholly clean -> vanilla beanGIDDAY::BURTScythe my dandelions down, sportThu Jun 09 1994 21:012

396.15367vanilla bean -> death by chocolateCLYDE::KOWALEWICZ_MAnd then there were none.Fri Jun 10 1994 08:500
396.15368Death by Chocolate -> A truffle I once knewCSC32::DUBOISDiscrimination encourages violenceFri Jun 10 1994 16:570
396.15369A truffle I once knew >- oinkRICKS::PHIPPSBetter plant some more treesMon Jun 13 1994 10:320
396.15370GAVEL::PCLX31::satowgavel::satow, dtn 223-2584Mon Jun 13 1994 13:541
oink --> pig Latin --> big Latin --> Jose Canseco --> Jose, can you see?
396.15371Jose, can you see? -> soccer -> PeleROCK::HUBERFile and ForgetMon Jun 13 1994 14:080
396.15372GAVEL::PCLX31::satowgavel::satow, dtn 223-2584Tue Jun 14 1994 10:251
Pele --> Pay off, lay off --> TFSO
396.15373TFSO -> SOFT -> Where?CPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Jun 15 1994 14:131
    
396.15374SOFT -> Where? -> ShoulderCSC32::DUBOISDiscrimination encourages violenceThu Jun 16 1994 16:460
396.15375Shoulder--> or should her not?GAVEL::PCLX31::satowgavel::satow, dtn 223-2584Fri Jun 17 1994 09:161
396.15376or should her not? -> Just say NO!CPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Jun 17 1994 10:491
    should ? should her not? ( sounds like himmin and hawwing to me... )
396.15377Just say NO! --> Righteous denialJGO::SOBOTParrot gone to meet it's makerFri Jun 24 1994 08:002
    
    Nice to see that this note is still going strong   8-}
396.15378Muslim fundamentalistGAVEL::PCLX31::satowgavel::satow, dtn 223-2584Fri Jun 24 1994 16:361
Righteous denial --> Righteous of the Nile -->  Muslim fundamentalist
396.15379Muslim fundamentalist --> Mostly pandemoniumSMURF::BINDERetsi capularis ego vita fruarSat Jun 25 1994 15:491
    
396.15380Mostly pandemonium -> Matrix managementCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Jun 28 1994 09:501
    
396.15381"A grape for you; lemon for you..."CSC32::DUBOISDiscrimination encourages violenceTue Jun 28 1994 17:516
Matrix management -> Ma's Trix Management -> "A grape for you, lemon for you..."

    (and no one say "cereal BOX!")  ;-)

    Carol

396.15382A grape for you; lemon for you... -> LifeSaversCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Jun 28 1994 17:562
    No 'BOX' replies from me!
     
396.15383LifeSavers -> Used Magazine StoreJRDV04::DIAMOND$ SET MIDNIGHTTue Jun 28 1994 22:520
396.15384Used Magazine Store -> Army-Navy StoreCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Jun 29 1994 09:161
    
396.15385Army-Navy Store --> Quartermaster's digsSMURF::BINDERetsi capularis ego vita fruarWed Jun 29 1994 09:211
    
396.15386Quartermaster's digs -> Pirate's treasureCSC32::DUBOISDiscrimination encourages violenceWed Jun 29 1994 14:310
396.15387Pirate's treasure --> BOX 'o lootOKFINE::KENAHEvery old sock meets an old shoe...Wed Jun 29 1994 14:331
    Sorry, couldn't resist!
396.15388BOX 'o loot -> Fools goldCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Jun 29 1994 16:271
    
396.15389Fools gold --> in them thar hillsSMURF::BINDERetsi capularis ego vita fruarWed Jun 29 1994 18:231
    
396.15390in them thar hills -> Cripple CreekCSC32::DUBOISBe horizontal, with honor!Wed Jun 29 1994 21:000
396.15391Cripple Creek -> UnibusJRDV04::DIAMOND$ SET MIDNIGHTWed Jun 29 1994 21:510
396.15392Unibus => pleurisyFORTY2::KNOWLESRoad-kill on the Info SuperhighwayThu Jun 30 1994 09:391
    By way of `plurum'.
396.15393pleurisy --> pleurosis --> blue rosesOKFINE::KENAHEvery old sock meets an old shoe...Thu Jun 30 1994 10:471
    By way of Tennessee Williams...
396.15394blue roses -> run for the rosesROCK::HUBERIndians in '94Thu Jun 30 1994 13:130
396.15395run for the roses -> rise for the also-ransJRDV04::DIAMOND$ SET MIDNIGHTThu Jun 30 1994 21:170
396.15396rise for the also-rans > Die for the QueenGIDDAY::BURTStick this fish in your earMon Jul 04 1994 21:434
As Tim Brooke-Taylor used to say...


396.15397Die for the Queen -> Rook's GambitCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Jul 05 1994 10:251
    too obvious~
396.15398 Rook's Gambit --> glugSMURF::BINDERetsi capularis ego vita fruarTue Jul 05 1994 11:022
    Rook's Gambit --> castling --> Castle Bar --> Mayo --> ham and ... on
    rye --> whisky -->
396.15399glug --> archipelagoBARSTR::PCLX31::satowgavel::satow, dtn 223-2584Tue Jul 05 1994 11:451
396.15400archipelago -> islandsCSC32::D_DERAMODan D'Eramo, Customer Support CenterTue Jul 05 1994 12:550
396.15401islands -> DahlakCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Jul 05 1994 13:082
    :-) send 'em scurrying to the atlases...
    
396.15402Dahlak -> Dahlink -> Zsa Zsa GaborCSC32::DUBOISBe horizontal, with honor!Tue Jul 05 1994 15:143
<     :-) send 'em scurrying to the atlases...
    
Why?  ;-)
396.15403Zsa Zsa Gabor > Diamonds? Mine!GIDDAY::BURTStick this fish in your earMon Jul 11 1994 01:311
396.15404Diamonds? Mine! >hi ho, hi hoGIDDAY::BURTStick this fish in your earThu Jul 14 1994 23:486
It's quiet in here, so I'll hust whisper to myself, OK?


Chele

396.15405hi ho,hi ho --> How Hi is a chinaman?AUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Fri Jul 15 1994 02:0311
    G'day,
    
>>>>It's quiet in here, so I'll hust whisper to myself, OK?
    ............................^
    |
    Does this make you a hustler?   ;-)
    
    
    hi 'Chele
    
    derek
396.15406How Hi is a chinaman? --> Dirty DancingSMURF::BINDERetsi capularis ego vita fruarFri Jul 15 1994 10:441
    ... --> how low can you go --> down and dirty --> ...
396.15407Dirty Dancing -> filthy feetGIDDAY::BURTStick this fish in your earSun Jul 17 1994 21:550
396.15408filthy feet --> dirty yardsGAVEL::PCLX31::satowgavel::satow, dtn 223-2584Mon Jul 18 1994 10:031
396.15409dirty yards --> captain's mastSMURF::BINDERetsi capularis ego vita fruarMon Jul 18 1994 12:381
    
396.15410StardateGIDDAY::BURTMy wings are like a shield of steelWed Jul 20 1994 02:444
-< dirty yards --> captain's mast > captain's log

    

396.15411stardate -> when heavenly bodies meet -> Jupiter -> big red splatHLDE01::63697::RIKMostly HarmlessWed Jul 20 1994 03:460
396.15412big red spla -> frog in a blenderCSC32::DUBOISAug 19, Aug 19, Aug 19...Thu Jul 21 1994 23:000
396.15413frog in a blender > Prince PureeGIDDAY::BURTMy wings are like a shield of steelFri Jul 22 1994 01:041
396.15414Prince Puree -> beaten to a royal pulp19010::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Jul 27 1994 10:591
    
396.15415beaten to a royal pulp --> royal jelly --> queen beeSMURF::BINDERetsi capularis ego vita fruarWed Jul 27 1994 11:211
    
396.15416queen bee -> Sheba19010::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Jul 29 1994 16:251
    
396.15417LambchopGIDDAY::BURTMy wings are like a shield of steelWed Aug 03 1994 02:423
queen bee -> Sheba > He baa
    

396.15418Lambchop --> Shari LewisSMURF::BINDERetsi capularis ego vita fruarThu Aug 04 1994 11:021
    
396.15419Mutton ChopsBARSTR::PCLX31::satowgavel::satow, dtn 223-2584Thu Aug 04 1994 11:508
(Lambchop -->) Shari Lewis --> Jerry Lewis --+
     |                                       |
     |  +--Grade B meat <-- Grade B Comedy --+                   
     |  |
     |  + Tough Mutton --> Mutton Chops
     |                              ^
     |                              |
     +------------------------------+
396.15420Mutton Chops --> Whack in the ...SMURF::BINDERetsi capularis ego vita fruarThu Aug 04 1994 16:181
    
396.15421Whack in the ... -> impact -> Shoemaker-Levy 9HLDE01::SOEMBA::RIKMostly HarmlessMon Aug 08 1994 09:520
396.15422Shoemaker-Levy 9 -> A smashing success!CPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Mon Aug 08 1994 11:381
    
396.15423A Smashing Success! --> By Jove!BARSTR::PCLX31::satowgavel::satow, dtn 223-2584Mon Aug 08 1994 11:531
396.15424By Jove! -> Oh, God!CSC32::DUBOISAug 19, Aug 19, Aug 19...Fri Aug 12 1994 15:050
396.15425 Oh, God! -> Dilbert's a Unitarian!CPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Aug 12 1994 16:311
    is there such a thing as notefile morphing? 
396.15426Dilbert's a Unitarian:-> A Vet for one!AWECIM::FLOYD&quot;On my way to Heaven&quot;Wed Aug 17 1994 14:380
396.15427A Vet for one -> a Jag for twoCLYDE::KOWALEWICZ_MLong boats/Tall shipsThu Aug 18 1994 13:230
396.15428a Jag for two -> a match for 3CPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Aug 19 1994 10:471
    
396.15429a match for 3 -> hoop to 11AWECIM::FLOYD&quot;On my way to Heaven&quot;Fri Aug 19 1994 16:563
 A match for 3----- 3 on 3 played till one team hits 11 baskets
			\
			 \_ hoop to 11
396.15430hoop to 11 -> frisbees to the massesJRDV04::DIAMONDsegmentation fault (california dumped)Sun Aug 21 1994 22:070
396.15431frisbees to the masses -> pie-plates to the peopleCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Aug 23 1994 11:291
    
396.15432pie-plates to the people -> let them eat crustsJRDV04::DIAMONDsegmentation fault (california dumped)Tue Aug 23 1994 21:390
396.15433let them eat crusts > under Thy tableGIDDAY::BURTMy wings are like a shield of steelTue Aug 30 1994 23:562

396.15434under Thy table -> not under RDB's :-(CPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Sep 02 1994 11:081
    
396.15435Not under Rdb's -> nor Oracle'sNOVA::FISHERTay-unned, rey-usted, rey-adyTue Sep 06 1994 08:181
    
396.15436nor Oracle's -> happy medium :-)CSC32::DUBOISunpacking, unpacking, unpacking...Wed Sep 07 1994 11:421
The Oracle at Delphi
396.15437happy medium -> Madame Arkaty -> Blithe SpiritWELSWS::HILLNIt's OK, it'll be dark by nightfallThu Sep 08 1994 08:291
    Madame Arkaty was the medium in the opus by Noel Coward
396.15438Blithe Spirit --> Blythe DannerVORTEX::SMURF::BINDERetsi capularis ego vita fruarThu Sep 08 1994 09:121
    
396.15439BARSTR::PCLX31::satowgavel::satow, dtn 223-2584Thu Sep 08 1994 09:321
Blythe Danner --> By the dawn's early light
396.15440dawn's early light --> Elswyth ThaneVORTEX::SMURF::BINDERetsi capularis ego vita fruarThu Sep 08 1994 10:332
    Novelist who wrote a family-chronicle series, Dawn's Early Light is the
    first one, set during the Americam Revolution.
396.15441Elswyth Thane -> -> BOX setWELSWS::HILLNIt's OK, it'll be dark by nightfallThu Sep 08 1994 11:241
    Elswyth Thane -> family-chronicle series -> BOX set
396.15442BOX set -> Hardware, hardware and more hardwareCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Sep 08 1994 11:393
    my first reaction to BOX set -> The Doublemint twins 
     
    but since RDB has gone into the great beyond, 
396.15443Hardware, hardware and more hardware -> ironmongers' conventionVORTEX::SMURF::BINDERetsi capularis ego vita fruarThu Sep 08 1994 13:071
    
396.15444ironmongers' convention -> directors' meetingJRDV04::DIAMONDsegmentation fault (california dumped)Thu Sep 08 1994 20:530
396.15445-->> sell hardwareNOVA::FISHERTay-unned, rey-usted, rey-adyFri Sep 09 1994 07:092
ironmongers' convention -> directors' meeting -->>
    
396.15446sell hardware -> Sell Hard! Where? CPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Sep 09 1994 10:261
    
396.15447Sell Hard! Where? -> Buy low, sell highROCK::HUBERIndians in '94Fri Sep 09 1994 11:170
396.15448buy low, sell high --> and don't eat yellow snowTOOK::ROLKEOncoming vehicles in middle of road!Fri Sep 09 1994 12:140
396.15449and don't eat yellow snow -> MomiliesCSC32::DUBOISunpacking, unpacking, unpacking...Mon Sep 12 1994 10:043
and don't eat yellow snow -> and wear a sweater when your mother's cold


396.15450Momilies -> It'll make you grow big and strongCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Mon Sep 19 1994 13:012
    
    Momilies -> Momylies - > Mommy lies ->
396.15451CSC32::S_BROOKThere and back to see how far it isTue Sep 20 1994 20:199
    It'll make you grow big and strong > So Long, It's Been Good to Know Ya!
    
    It'll make you grow big and strong -> Builds character -> TFSO ->
    		So Long, It's been good to know ya
    
    Alas ... tis true for me unless an open door miracle changes things.
    Friday will probably be my last day.  Been great to know every one.
    
    Stuart
396.15452So Long, It's been good to know ya -> fishes have left the buildingGIDDAY::BURTMy wings are like a shield of steelTue Sep 20 1994 21:041
396.15453fishes have left the build -> mermaid castleCSC32::DUBOISunpacking, unpacking, unpacking...Wed Sep 21 1994 13:434
Goodbye, Stuart.  I will certainly miss you.

  Carol

396.15454Castle -> Rock -> Scissors -> Paper -> Cardboard -> BOXOKFINE::KENAHDo we have any peanut butter?Mon Oct 10 1994 13:350
396.15455BOX -> on KNOX -> with Fox in SocksGIDDAY::BURTMy wings are like a shield of steelMon Oct 10 1994 19:502

396.15456with Fox in Socks -> hose poseCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Oct 26 1994 12:381
    
396.15457hose pose >- Joe NamathRICKS::PHIPPSDTN 225.4959Thu Oct 27 1994 08:330
396.15458Joe Namath - new mathCAPNET::ROSCHThu Oct 27 1994 14:391
    
396.15459new math --> 1+1 = 11 --> hire the pretty one!AUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Thu Oct 27 1994 18:421
    
396.15460hire the pretty one! -> fire the skilled oneJRDV04::DIAMONDsegmentation fault (california dumped)Thu Oct 27 1994 20:110
396.15461 fire the skilled one -> from the frying pan into the fireCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Oct 28 1994 08:351
    fire the skilled one -> FTSO -> TFSO ->
396.15462fire the skilled one --> from the fire into the skilletBARSTR::PCLX31::satowgavel::satow, dtn 223-2584Fri Oct 28 1994 08:361
396.15463from the fire into the skillet -> teambuildingCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Mon Oct 31 1994 17:241
    
396.15464teambuilding --> henceforth replaced by tfsobuildingJRDV04::DIAMONDsegmentation fault (california dumped)Mon Oct 31 1994 19:041
    The teambuilding was the mill, right?
396.15465mill -> wind [looks outside] -> gale warningHLDE01::SOEMBA::RIKMostly HarmlessTue Nov 01 1994 09:260
396.15466gale warning -> Watch out Gail!CLYDE::KOWALEWICZ_MLong boats/Tall shipsTue Nov 01 1994 13:580
396.15467Watch out Gail! -> Lady Godiva's here on her high horseCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Thu Nov 03 1994 10:461
    
396.15468Lady Godiva's here on her high horse->barebackCSC32::DUBOISTrust in God, but tie your camelMon Nov 14 1994 12:110
396.15469bareback -> suntan lotionCSC32::D_DERAMODan D'Eramo, Customer Support CenterMon Nov 14 1994 12:170
396.15470suntan lotion -> greasy grimey gopher gutsCSC32::DUBOISTrust in God, but tie your camelMon Nov 14 1994 12:340
396.15471greasy grimey gopher guts -> Kentucky Fried ChickenCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Mon Nov 14 1994 17:281
    
396.15472Kentucky Fried Chicken -> Engineers into Essential ServicesJRDV04::DIAMONDsegmentation fault (california dumped)Mon Nov 14 1994 19:160
396.15473Engineers into Essential Services -> Engineers into EducationCSC32::DUBOISTrust in God, but tie your camelTue Nov 15 1994 10:360
396.15474Engineers into Education -> Engineers onto other tracksCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Tue Nov 15 1994 10:551
    
396.15475Engineers onto other tracks -> one track mindCSC32::D_DERAMODan D'Eramo, Customer Support CenterTue Nov 15 1994 11:070
396.15476one track mind --> mono-raillerySMURF::BINDERvitam gustareTue Nov 15 1994 15:401
    
396.15477mono-raillery -> hopped out of townJRDV04::DIAMONDsegmentation fault (california dumped)Wed Nov 16 1994 02:560
396.15478hopped out of town >- HarvyRICKS::PHIPPSDTN 225.4959Wed Nov 16 1994 07:380
396.15479 Harvy --> Wallbangr HLDE01::SAS_ALD1Steve SobotWed Nov 16 1994 08:591
    
396.15480Wallbangr -> Head bangerCSC32::DUBOISTrust in God, but tie your camelWed Nov 16 1994 09:320
396.15481Head banger -> hashishCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Nov 16 1994 09:391
    
396.15482hashish --> head bangerSMURF::BINDERvitam gustareWed Nov 16 1994 09:481
    Head banger --> hashish --> hemp --> Shemp --> Three Stooges -->
396.15483head banger -> Italian surprise! :-)CPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Nov 16 1994 11:591
    
396.15484Italian surprise! :-) -> Boo!CSC32::D_DERAMODan D'Eramo, Customer Support CenterWed Nov 16 1994 12:000
396.15485Boo! -> Trick and/or treatJRDV04::DIAMONDsegmentation fault (california dumped)Wed Nov 16 1994 18:520
396.15486Trick and/or treat -> Heidi FleissCSC32::DUBOISTrust in God, but tie your camelThu Nov 17 1994 14:300
396.15487Heidi Fleiss -> L.A. LawCSC32::D_DERAMODan D'Eramo, Customer Support CenterThu Nov 17 1994 18:510
396.15488L.A. Law -> the Easter bunny, Santa Claus, and the tooth fairyJRDV04::DIAMONDsegmentation fault (california dumped)Thu Nov 17 1994 19:570
396.15489the Easter bunny, Santa Claus, & the tooth fairy > meet Godzilla"GIDDAY::BURTOA$DUCK_LOGGERThu Nov 17 1994 23:202

396.15490meet Godzilla -> and live to tell about itJRDV04::DIAMONDsegmentation fault (california dumped)Sun Nov 20 1994 19:170
396.15491and live to tell about it -> White Bronco chase sceneCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Mon Nov 21 1994 13:071
    
396.15492White Bronco chase scene -> on National TVNOVA::FISHERTay-unned, rey-usted, rey-adyWed Nov 23 1994 07:071
    
396.15493On National TV -> Cool CommercialsCSC32::DUBOISTrust in God, but tie your camelWed Nov 23 1994 12:281
Bronco -> on National TV -> Football -> Cool Commercials
396.15494Cool Commercials -> Kool commercialsCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Nov 23 1994 12:331
    there ustabe...
396.15495Kool Commercials -> JinglesCSC32::DUBOISTrust in God, but tie your camelWed Nov 23 1994 12:3612
Wasn't it Kent which would sing:

Happiness is...
Happiness is...
Happiness is...
Different things to different people,
That's what happiness is.

To a xxxx, it's a xxxx
To a xxxx, it's a xxxx
To a golfer, it's a hole in one,
To a smoker, it's a (Kent?)
396.15496Jingles -> SpursCSC32::D_DERAMODan D'Eramo, Customer Support CenterWed Nov 23 1994 19:433
        Yes, that was the old "The Taste of Kent" jungle.
        
        Dan
396.15497 Spurs --> Tottenham HLDE01::SAS_ALD1Steve SobotThu Nov 24 1994 08:161
    
396.15498Tottenham -> Grim Reaper visits pigsCPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Mon Nov 28 1994 10:302
    
    Soccer's loose translation: :-)
396.15499Grim Reaper visits pigs -> Better Them Than Us!SAPPHO::DUBOISTrust in God, but tie your camelTue Dec 06 1994 10:380
396.15500Better Them Than Us! -> Us Better Than Them!CSC32::D_DERAMODan D'Eramo, Customer Support CenterFri Dec 16 1994 15:050
396.15501Us Better Than Them -> snobsSAPPHO::DUBOISTrust in God, but tie your camelWed Dec 28 1994 16:440
396.15502snobs --> snubsCSC32::D_DERAMODan D'Eramo, Customer Support CenterMon Jan 02 1995 15:160
396.15503snubs -> sequinsGIDDAY::BURTA field of golden dandelionsMon Jan 02 1995 19:334
snubs is sqns downside up


396.15504sequins -> penguinsGIDDAY::BURTA field of golden dandelionsTue Jan 03 1995 23:392

396.15505penguins -> Albatros!HLDE01::SOEMBA::RIKMostly HarmlessWed Jan 04 1995 04:490
396.15506Albatros -> Sopwith CamelPEKING::SULLIVANDNot gauche, just sinisterWed Jan 04 1995 05:371
    
396.15507camel -> humpback -> Notre DameHLDE01::SOEMBA::RIKMostly HarmlessWed Jan 04 1995 07:210
396.15508Notre Dame -> PantomimePEKING::SULLIVANDNot gauche, just sinisterWed Jan 04 1995 09:121
    
396.15509Pantomime -->SMURF::BINDERvitam gustareWed Jan 04 1995 12:291
    
396.15510 -> space, manCLYDE::KOWALEWICZ_MLong boats/Tall shipsWed Jan 04 1995 12:340
396.15511space, man --> bill leeSMURF::BINDERvitam gustareWed Jan 04 1995 14:381
    space, man --> spaceman -->
396.15512Bill Lee --> Silly BillyAUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Wed Jan 04 1995 17:061
    
396.15513Silly Billy -> The Blue RangerGIDDAY::BURTPhipley phithicky phiplottensyWed Jan 04 1995 17:122
    

396.15514The Blue Ranger -> Triceratops!SAPPHO::DUBOISHONK if you've slept w/Cmdr Riker!Thu Jan 05 1995 16:300
396.15515Triceratops! --> Try WHAT??SMURF::BINDERgustam vitareThu Jan 05 1995 16:431
    
396.15516Try WHAT?? -> Try TYRANNOSAURUSGIDDAY::BURTPhipley phithicky phiplottensyThu Jan 05 1995 17:272
    

396.15517Tyrannosaurus -> WrecksPEKING::SULLIVANDNot gauche, just sinisterFri Jan 06 1995 04:581
    I did try Sarah Topps but she was no good...
396.15518Wrecks --> reedSMURF::BINDERgustam vitareFri Jan 06 1995 09:421
    Rex Reed, well known New York film critic.
396.15519reed -> windSAPPHO::DUBOISHONK if you've slept w/Cmdr Riker!Fri Jan 06 1995 10:071
like a reed in the wind...
396.15520wind --> Wind in the WillowsAUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Sun Jan 08 1995 16:311
    
396.15521Wind in the Willows --> A motorcar, a motorcar!SMURF::BINDERgustam vitareMon Jan 09 1995 09:471
    
396.15522A motorcar, a motorcar -> Poop poop!PEKING::SULLIVANDNot gauche, just sinisterMon Jan 09 1995 10:031
    Mr Toad...
396.15523poop poop! -> pullups!SAPPHO::DUBOISHONK if you've slept w/Cmdr Riker!Mon Jan 09 1995 13:271
My 2 year old is getting ready for potty training...
396.15524pullups! -> pull over!GIDDAY::BURTLet us reason togetherTue Jan 24 1995 21:460
396.15525pull over! -> Outta the car, Longhair!SAPPHO::DUBOISHONK if you've slept w/Cmdr Riker!Wed Jan 25 1995 13:330
396.15526Outta the car, Longhair! --> hey, professor!SMURF::BINDERgustam vitareWed Jan 25 1995 17:051
    professor longhair, well known artist.
396.15527hey, professor! -> botanyJRDV04::DIAMONDsegmentation fault (california dumped)Wed Jan 25 1995 19:330
396.15528botany -> blossomGIDDAY::BURTLet us reason togetherMon Jan 30 1995 19:400
396.15529blossom -> deflowerPEKING::SULLIVANDNot gauche, just sinisterTue Jan 31 1995 05:041
    couldn't resist it...
396.15530deflower -> cherrySAPPHO::DUBOISHONK if you've slept w/Cmdr Riker!Tue Jan 31 1995 10:051
More along the lines of botany...
396.15531cherry -> cerisePEKING::SULLIVANDNot gauche, just sinisterTue Jan 31 1995 10:224
    sounds more like human biology to me...
    
    Who was Cmdr Riker ??
    
396.15532SAPPHO::DUBOISHONK if you've slept w/Cmdr Riker!Tue Jan 31 1995 15:357
<    Who was Cmdr Riker ??

Commander Riker is the first officer on board the Enterprise in 
Star Trek: The Next Generation.  Like the former captain, 
Captain James T. Kirk, he is a bit of a flirt and a ladies man...

    Carol
396.15533GIDDAY::BURTLet us reason togetherTue Jan 31 1995 17:140
396.15534The Rolling StonesGIDDAY::BURTLet us reason togetherWed Feb 01 1995 00:283
396.15535The Rolling Stones -> BryophytePEKING::SULLIVANDNot gauche, just sinisterWed Feb 01 1995 04:152
    Cmdr Riker - is there no limit to this man's ignorance
    (I haven't been watching Star Trek - TNG)
396.15536Bryophyte => PteridophyteLJSRV2::KALIKOWDuke of URL: `TCL my GUI!!' :-) Wed Feb 01 1995 04:4718
    Thank you, Miss Lambert, Sophomore HS Biology Teacher...
    
    (Sung to the tune of "The Old Gray Mare, She Ain't What She Used 2 B":)
                              
    "The Bryophytes are the Mosses and their Relatives, Mosses & their
    relatives, Mosses & t. r.;
    
    "The Bryophytes are the Mosses and their Relatives; Those are the
    Bryophytes.
    
    "The Pteridophytes are the Angiosperms & the Gymnosperms, Angiosperms &
    the Gymnosperms, A's & the G's;
    
    "The Pteridophytes are the Angiosperms & the Gymnosperms; Those are the
    Pteridophytes."
    
    Can I go back to sleep now? :-)
    
396.15537Pteridophyte -> PterodactylPEKING::SULLIVANDNot gauche, just sinisterWed Feb 01 1995 05:412
    do pterodactyls give you the finger ?
    
396.15538Pterodactyl => PthexameterLJSRV2::KALIKOWDuke of URL: `TCL my GUI!!' :-) Wed Feb 01 1995 06:554
    .15537> do pterodactyls give you the finger ?
    
    No, phthey give you the phinger.  What is your need to know?

396.15539Pthexameter -> Phenolphtha lineJRDV04::DIAMONDsegmentation fault (california dumped)Wed Feb 01 1995 19:363
    >No, phthey give you the phinger.  What is your need to know?
    
    A corporate security standard which requires disabling the phinger daemon.
396.15540Phenolphtha line => naphthalene => Coeur D'AleneLJSRV2::KALIKOWDuke of URL: `TCL my GUI!!' :-) Wed Feb 01 1995 20:501
    
396.15541Coeur D'Alene--> Heart of Glass -->BlondieAUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Wed Feb 01 1995 21:311
    
396.15542Blondie -> Deborah Harry -> When Harry Met SallyGIDDAY::BURTLet us reason togetherWed Feb 01 1995 22:182
    

396.15543When Harry Met Sally => Baby FishmouthLJSRV2::KALIKOWDuke of URL: `TCL my GUI!!' :-) Wed Feb 01 1995 22:241
    
396.15544Baby Fishmouth > Wide Mouthed FrogGIDDAY::BURTLet us reason togetherFri Feb 03 1995 00:193
    

396.15545Wide mouthhed frog --> ... --> ice cream vanWELSWS::HILLNIt's OK, it'll be dark by nightfallFri Feb 03 1995 04:389
    Wide Mouthed Frog --> blabber mouth --> foam spray --> fire engine -
                                                                        |
    --------------------------------------------------------------------
    |
    -> dee! dah! dee! dah! --> ice cream man
    
    
    (a blabber mouth is the foam spreading nozzle on an airfield fire
    engine)
396.15546ice cream van -> eye strain manJRDV04::DIAMONDsegmentation fault (california dumped)Sun Feb 05 1995 19:303
    I strain
    You strain
    We all strain for ...
396.15547eye strain man >- Sports IllustratedRICKS::RICKS::PHIPPSDTN 225.4959Mon Feb 06 1995 07:540
396.15548Sports Illustrated >Smarts understatedGIDDAY::BURTLet us reason togetherTue Feb 07 1995 00:492

396.15549Smarts understated -> cars overtakenGIDDAY::BURTLet us reason togetherTue Feb 21 1995 17:230
396.15550cars overtaken >- by boatRICKS::RICKS::PHIPPSDTN 225.4959Wed Feb 22 1995 08:270
396.15551by boat -> my moatGIDDAY::BURTLet us reason togetherWed Feb 22 1995 21:511
396.15552batsGIDDAY::BURTLet us reason togetherThu Mar 02 1995 22:415
my moat >- Moatleaf ->




396.15553bats -> it isn't cricketGIDDAY::BURTLet us reason togetherMon Mar 06 1995 01:154



396.15554It isn't cricket -> solo gameHUMANE::soemba.apd.dec.com::RIKMostly HarmlessMon Mar 06 1995 05:380
396.15555solo game --> solitaireCSC32::D_DERAMODan D'Eramo, Customer Support CenterMon Mar 06 1995 11:000
396.15556solitaire -> lonely as the graveGIDDAY::BURTLet us reason togetherSun Mar 19 1995 23:331
396.15557lonely as the grave -> coffin -> BOX!GIDDAY::BURTLet us reason togetherSun Mar 19 1995 23:340
396.15558BOX! --> Hey! That's MY job!!!RT128::KENAHDo we have any peanut butter?Mon Mar 20 1995 10:250
396.15559Hey! That's MY job!!! -> Not my yob, manCLYDE::KOWALEWICZ_MThe Ballad of the Lost C'MellMon Mar 20 1995 15:090
396.15560Not my job, man -> MInd your own business!HUMANE::soemba.apd.dec.com::RIKMostly HarmlessTue Mar 21 1995 04:030
396.15561Mind your own business -> NY CityNOVA::FISHERnow |a|n|a|l|o|g|Tue Mar 21 1995 09:011
    
396.15562NY City -> SimCityGIDDAY::BURTLet us reason togetherSun Mar 26 1995 21:182
    

396.15563SimCity -> Civilization -> Mahatma GhandiHUMANE::soemba.apd.dec.com::RIKMostly HarmlessMon Mar 27 1995 05:062
Reporter: Mr. Ghandi, what do you think of Western civilization?
Ghandi: That would be a good idea, indeed.
396.15564Mahatma(great soul)->Soul BrotherPEKING::SULLIVANDNot gauche, just sinisterMon Mar 27 1995 08:541
    Mr Gandhi, why does everybody spell your name wrongly as Ghandi ?
396.15565Soul Brother -> only childGIDDAY::BURTLet us reason togetherMon Mar 27 1995 18:460
396.15566silent shellfishGIDDAY::BURTLet us reason togetherTue Apr 04 1995 22:314
Soul Brother -> only child -> no children allowed -> most children are loud
-> a noisy noise -> annoys an oyster ->


396.15567clammed upDELNI::STEGERFri Apr 07 1995 13:311
    
396.15568clammed up --> BOXed in!RT128::KENAHDo we have any peanut butter?Fri Apr 07 1995 14:383
    
    
    	I'm BACK!
396.15569BOXed in! > IncrateGIDDAY::BURTLet us reason togetherSun Apr 09 1995 23:040
396.15570 Incrate -> Heraklion ELIS::SOBOTMon Apr 10 1995 08:414
    
    re .15568 me too.
    
    Cheers,				Steve
396.15571Heraklion -> Him a FerrengiJRDV04::DIAMONDsegmentation fault (california dumped)Mon Apr 10 1995 21:110
396.15572Him a Ferrengi > whatever happened to little green men?GIDDAY::BURTLet us reason togetherThu Apr 13 1995 03:260
396.15573whatever happened to little green men? >millions to oneGIDDAY::BURTLet us reason togetherSun Apr 23 1995 20:291
396.15574millions to one -> The LotteryNOVA::FISHERnow |a|n|a|l|o|g|Mon Apr 24 1995 11:461
    
396.15575Lottery -> Lot Erie -> On the WaterfrontHUMANE::soemba.apd.dec.com::RIKMostly HarmlessTue Apr 25 1995 06:220
396.15576On the Waterfront -> Under the boardwalkGIDDAY::BURTLet us reason togetherTue Apr 25 1995 20:082

396.15577Under the boardwalk -> DriftersSMURF::BINDERFather, Son, and Holy SpigotWed Apr 26 1995 10:311
    
396.15578Drifters _> str friedGIDDAY::BURTLet us reason togetherMon May 01 1995 01:282
    

396.15579str fried -> wokNOVA::FISHERnow |a|n|a|l|o|g|Mon May 01 1995 08:041
    
396.15580wok --> your dogCSC32::D_DERAMODan D'Eramo, Customer Support CenterMon May 01 1995 11:440
396.15581your dog >- short stopRICKS::PHIPPSDTN 225.4959Mon May 01 1995 13:020
396.15582short stop -> quickieNOVA::FISHERnow |a|n|a|l|o|g|Mon May 01 1995 13:091
    
396.15583quickie > steppeGIDDAY::BURTLet us reason togetherTue May 02 1995 01:002
    

396.15584quickie > steppe >- Pepe >- Speedy GonzalesRICKS::PHIPPSDTN 225.4959Tue May 02 1995 09:590
396.15585Speedy Gonzales > Mighty MouseGIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Wed May 10 1995 21:261
396.15586Mighty Mouse -> Danger MouseGIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Mon May 15 1995 01:062

396.15587Danger Mouse > Doctor SmithGIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Mon May 22 1995 03:433


396.15588Doctor Smith >- Be kind to your MummyRICKS::PHIPPSDTN 225.4959Mon May 22 1995 08:320
396.15589Be kind to your Mummy -> ... and don't disturb the scarabs, eitherHUMANE::soemba.apd.dec.com::RIKMostly HarmlessMon May 22 1995 10:010
396.15590and don't disturb the scarabs, either > Dung QuixoteGIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Thu May 25 1995 03:542

396.15591Dung Quixote --> Tilting at cowpats...AUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Thu May 25 1995 21:291
    
396.15592Tilting at cowpats --> cow tippingSMURF::BINDERFather, Son, and Holy SpigotFri May 26 1995 10:181
    
396.15593cow tipping --> BullBarsAUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Sun May 28 1995 22:091
    
396.15594Bullbars -> Mars BarsGIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Tue May 30 1995 00:353
    

396.15595Mars Bars --> Marianne FaithfulAUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Tue May 30 1995 21:241
    
396.15596Marianne Faithful > Ye olde rollerGIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Wed May 31 1995 01:042
    

396.15597Ye olde roller --> pinCSC32::D_DERAMODan D'Eramo, Customer Support CenterThu Jun 01 1995 18:068
	Former DECcie Jon Reckard (see for example reply .11042)
        says
        
        		-< box >-
        
        :-)
        
        Dan
396.15598pin > winkleGIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Mon Jun 05 1995 02:081
396.15599winkle -> vanCSC32::D_DERAMODan D'Eramo, Customer Support CenterMon Jun 05 1995 12:490
396.15600AntelopeGIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Tue Jun 06 1995 02:554
winkle -> van > Helsing > Dracula > Vlad the Impaler > Brad the Impala > 



396.15601Antelope >- Uncle's weddingRICKS::PHIPPSDTN 225.4959Tue Jun 06 1995 10:360
396.15602Uncle's Wedding > Four Weddings and a trialGIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Wed Jun 28 1995 00:341
396.15603Four Weddings and a trial --> In flagrante delictoTP011::KENAHDo we have any peanut butter?Wed Jun 28 1995 14:371
    Mister Grant was caught with his pants down -- literally.
396.15604In flagrante delicto--> smelly chinese delliAUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Thu Jun 29 1995 20:241
    
396.15605smelly chinese delli > eau d'orientGIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Mon Jul 03 1995 02:552
Stretching a bit, but what the heck....    

396.15606eau d'orient + Stretching a bit -> Thai MassageHUMANE::soemba.apd.dec.com::RIKMostly HarmlessMon Jul 03 1995 10:580
396.15607Thai Massage --> tie dyeingAUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Mon Jul 03 1995 20:001
    
396.15608tie dyeing > your tie > MaitaiGIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Wed Jul 05 1995 20:302
    

396.15609 Maitai --> Moth JGO::SOBOTMon Jul 10 1995 12:086
    
    ...anyone remember the "Beano" (or was it "Buster" ??) with the strip
    on "Mighty Moth" - ah, memories !
    
    
    Cheers,							Steve
396.15610Moth > Mothra GIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Fri Jul 21 1995 00:501
396.15611Mothra => Mother => FreudLJSRV2::KALIKOWHi-ho! Yow! I'm surfing Arpanet!Fri Jul 21 1995 03:021
    
396.15612Freud -> There's many a slipGIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Fri Jul 21 1995 03:212
    

396.15613There's many a slip -> Loose slips sink shipsMEMIT::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Jul 21 1995 10:101
    when the gals are on the dock waving good-bye to the sailors...
396.15614Loose slips sink ships -> and put our boys in a BOXTOHOPE::VORE_SNothin but 'NetFri Jul 21 1995 13:350
396.15615and put our boys in a BOX > with a bow on itGIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Mon Jul 24 1995 19:564
and nice wrapping paper, and a card....


Chele
396.15616with a bow on it > present companyGIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Thu Jul 27 1995 22:121
396.15617unhandled koala exceptionGIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Mon Jul 31 1995 03:014
> present company > excepted >



396.15618unhandled koala exception > BLISSGIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Sun Aug 06 1995 23:144



396.15619BLISS ---> language of loveAUSSIE::WHORLOWMy Cow is dead!Mon Aug 07 1995 20:171
    
396.15620language of love >- compile and linkRICKS::PHIPPSDTN 225.4959Mon Aug 07 1995 21:400
396.15621compile and link > BugcheckGIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Tue Aug 08 1995 00:591
396.15622Bugcheck -> WAIT/NOSPAWNJRDV04::DIAMONDsegmentation fault (california dumped)Tue Aug 08 1995 05:490
396.15623WAIT/NOSPAWN-->no sex, no childrenALLVAX::GELINEAUfear, surprise, and an almost fanatical devotionTue Aug 08 1995 13:091
    
396.15624no sex, no children > and no dogs allowedGIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Tue Aug 22 1995 02:258
I _did_ wait a decent interval prior to entering this.

Chele


    

396.15625no togs are loudGIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Mon Aug 28 1995 22:145

    


396.15626no togs are loud > as quiet as a mooseGIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Fri Sep 01 1995 01:257


    



396.15627as quiet as a moose --> Northern ExposureAUSSIE::WHORLOWMy Cow is dead!Mon Sep 04 1995 00:441
    
396.15628Northern Exposure -> Due SouthGIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Mon Sep 04 1995 02:332
    

396.15629Due South --> The land japunumopAUSSIE::WHORLOWMy Cow is dead!Mon Sep 04 1995 23:221
    
396.15630The land japunumop > +no +ou +nq umopGIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Tue Sep 12 1995 01:232
    

396.15631+no +ou +uq umop --> humpty dumpty's sumAUSSIE::WHORLOWMy Cow is dead!Tue Sep 12 1995 20:001
    
396.15632humpty dumpty's sum > Scram!GIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Wed Sep 13 1995 00:310
396.15633TOHOPE::VORE_SRaise The StandardWed Sep 13 1995 09:410
396.15634silentGIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Fri Sep 22 1995 03:320
396.15635silent ---> Mum's the word ;-)AUSSIE::WHORLOWMy Cow is dead!Sun Sep 24 1995 18:141
    
396.15636Mum's the word > Life is the sentenceGIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Fri Oct 13 1995 02:356
"Wait 'til your father gets home!"


    

396.15637Life is the sentence > 42 is the answerGIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Mon Oct 23 1995 23:514
    


396.1563842 is the answer -> but what was the question?TOHOPE::VORE_SRaise The StandardTue Oct 24 1995 10:211
CRS - Memory's the 1st to go ;-)
396.15639but what was the question? -> but what was the question?JRDV04::DIAMONDsegmentation fault (california dumped)Wed Oct 25 1995 00:392
    (Please observe that the question is answered.
    This note entered by a fan of Douglas R. Hofstadter.)
396.15640> Is there any tea?GIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Mon Oct 30 1995 00:060
396.15641>is there any tea? ---> There is ONLY one T in AustraliaAUSSIE::WHORLOWMy Cow is dead!Mon Oct 30 1995 17:071
    
396.15642JRDV04::DIAMONDsegmentation fault (california dumped)Mon Oct 30 1995 21:382
    There is ONLY one T in Australia --->
      Almost, but not quite, completely unlike t
396.15643completely unlike t -> Earl Grey, hotSAPPHO::DUBOISBear takes over WDW in Pooh D'Etat!Wed Nov 01 1995 11:461
Well, not like Celestial Seasonings, anyway.  ;-)
396.15644Earl Grey, hot --->Clive of India, curry!AUSSIE::WHORLOWMy Cow is dead!Wed Nov 01 1995 16:551
    
396.15645Clive of India, curry! -> Monty of Python, silly!SAPPHO::DUBOISBear takes over WDW in Pooh D'Etat!Thu Nov 02 1995 15:560
396.15646Monty of Python, silly!->Parrot of fjords, Pining!AUSSIE::WHORLOWMy Cow is dead!Thu Nov 02 1995 21:581
    
396.15647Parrot of fjords, Pining!> The machine which goes "ping"GIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Sun Nov 05 1995 17:003
    

396.15648The machine which goes "ping" --> tcp/ip JGO::SOBOTPrivate email: srsobot@knoware.nlMon Nov 06 1995 05:163
    
    Obvious, and I bet thousands of other joyoflexers thought exactly the
    same, but I got there first !
396.15649tcp/ip --> UNIX BOXTP011::KENAHDo we have any peanut butter?Mon Nov 06 1995 10:540
396.15650UNIX BOX -> NeXT CubeTOHOPE::VORE_SRaise The StandardMon Nov 06 1995 17:281
half a cente-snarf!
396.15651NeXT Cube > last roundGIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Mon Nov 06 1995 23:201
396.15652last round >- 10RICKS::PHIPPSDTN 225.4959Wed Nov 08 1995 08:241
  Non championship of course.
396.1565310 -> Bo DerekSAPPHO::DUBOISBear takes over WDW in Pooh D'Etat!Thu Nov 09 1995 13:590
396.15654Bo Derek > Beau GesteGIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Thu Nov 09 1995 16:481
396.15655Beau Geste --> Bo NidleAUSSIE::WHORLOWMy Cow is dead!Thu Nov 09 1995 18:361
    
396.15656Bo Nidle > Funny boneGIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Thu Nov 09 1995 19:552
    

396.15657Funny bone -> Bone jangled -> Bo JanglesMEMIT::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Fri Nov 10 1995 08:571
    
396.15658Bo Jangles --> Bo XTP011::KENAHDo we have any peanut butter?Fri Nov 10 1995 09:350
396.15659(Kenah) Bo X >- "It had to be you"RICKS::PHIPPSDTN 225.4959Fri Nov 10 1995 11:440
396.15660"It had to be you" -->Royal Command PerformanceAUSSIE::WHORLOWMy Cow is dead!Sun Nov 12 1995 16:551
    
396.15661JRDV04::DIAMONDsegmentation fault (california dumped)Sun Nov 12 1995 19:152
    Royal Command Performance ->
    Yes, master? SET PROMPT="Yes, your majesty? "
396.15662We are not amusedGIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Tue Nov 21 1995 18:435
>    Royal Command Performance ->
>    Yes, master? SET PROMPT="Yes, your majesty? "



396.15663Yes, your majesty? > Di, don't do that.KEEF::PETERSWed Nov 22 1995 04:371
    
396.15664Di, don't do that --> unless thepress are watchingAUSSIE::WHORLOWMy Cow is dead!Wed Nov 22 1995 17:501
    
396.15665unless the press are watching --> they like to watchGIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Wed Nov 22 1995 19:072
    

396.15666they like to watch >- voyeurRICKS::PHIPPSDTN 225.4959Mon Nov 27 1995 13:090
396.15667voyeur > and for you tooGIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Tue Nov 28 1995 18:142

396.15668and for you too > a blue gnuGIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Sun Dec 03 1995 22:504



396.15669a blue gnu -> year of the gnu (happy gnu year)JRDV04::DIAMONDsegmentation fault (california dumped)Mon Dec 04 1995 20:360
396.15670year of the gnu (happy gnu year) > Appropriate remarkGIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Sun Dec 10 1995 19:123
C/O Mr. Dave Barry.


396.15671Appropriate remark > to all the little peopleGIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Tue Dec 12 1995 21:113


396.15672to all the little people > under the rainbowWMOIS::CARROLLWed Dec 13 1995 17:481
    
396.15673under the rainbow > potted mythsGIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Thu Dec 14 1995 18:392
    

396.15674potted myths > Miss PottsWMOIS::CARROLLThu Dec 14 1995 21:201
    
396.15675 Miss Potts --> Bedpan JGO::SOBOTPrivate email: srsobot@knoware.nlFri Dec 15 1995 06:151
    
396.15676Bedpan --> Rude awakening on a frosty nightAUSSIE::WHORLOWMy Cow is dead!Sun Dec 17 1995 17:331
    
396.15677JRDV04::DIAMONDsegmentation fault (california dumped)Sun Dec 17 1995 21:4510
    Rude awakening on a frosty night ->
        "I'm here from 105, the people from 206 and 204 are with me,
         and we remind you that I complained to the landlord"
    
    .-1 was just in time.  Approximately the latter was spoken through
    the door of 205 last night but in Japanese of course, after the
    rock'n'roll started at 11 p.m.  And indeed, the weather was just
    below freezing.  First time I've heard anyone needing to complain
    to a landlord about this kind of stuff in Japan.
    (I live in 206.)
396.15678Basil!GIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Mon Dec 18 1995 22:555
>"I'm here from 105, the people from 206 and 204 are with me,
>and we remind you that I complained to the landlord"
    

-> Fawlty Towers
396.15679Fawlty Towers - > Leaning Tower of PisaWMOIS::CARROLLWed Dec 20 1995 18:241
    
396.15680Leaning Tower of Pisa >- a little extra sauce on the sideRICKS::PHIPPSDTN 225.4959Thu Dec 21 1995 10:390
396.15681a little extra sauce on the side -> Cranberry JGO::SOBOTPrivate email: srsobot@knoware.nlFri Dec 22 1995 10:216
    
    
    ...well, it IS Christmas     %-)
    
    
    Cheers,						Steve
396.15682Cranberry -> CrabappleWMOIS::CARROLLFri Dec 22 1995 16:145
>    ...well, it IS Christmas     %-)
 
    	Bah Humbug :-)
    
    - Jim
396.15683Crabapple -> That's meJRDV04::DIAMONDsegmentation fault (california dumped)Mon Dec 25 1995 00:2724
>>    ...well, it IS Christmas     %-)
 
>    	Bah Humbug :-)

Both of the above seem to be policies of Nihon Dijitaru Ikuippumento K.K.,
as we received a "Christmas gift" last Friday of coupons worth 2,500 yen
at a fattening sweets shop where those of us past a certain age no longer
dare to browse but are nonetheless taxed as taxable income, and then have
to come to work today as it isn't really a holiday.  (If Japan ever decides
to make religious holidays into legal holidays, they surely won't choose
religions that 2% of Japanese believe.)

Also, to explain the title, it is now my first day in my new office, now
unpacking and having a workstation connected back together but not capable
of communicating through the net (therefore using a dumb terminal to enter
this note), and having an 80-minute commute each way because the 15-minute
commute to my previous office was unacceptably short.

-- Norman Diamond

P.S., I see that the note will be timestamped in California's time zone
instead of saying what day this really is.  Add 17 hours to the timestamp.

-- N.D.
396.15684That's me -> ClaudeONOFRE::SKELLY_JOTue Dec 26 1995 12:002
    ...from a line in a song in the musical "Hair": "I believe in God and I
    believe that God believes in Claude, that's me."
396.15685Claude -> That's me againJRDV04::DIAMONDsegmentation fault (california dumped)Tue Dec 26 1995 19:431
    After my cat "gently informs" me at 3:00 a.m. that she wants to play...
396.15686That's me again -> "and me too!", said the schizophrenicWMOIS::CARROLLTue Dec 26 1995 22:121
    
396.15687you'll never walk aloneGIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Mon Jan 01 1996 16:244
-> "and me too!", said the schizophrenic ->

    

396.15688you'll never walk alone -> me and my shadowGIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Fri Jan 12 1996 00:440
396.15689me and my shadow -> cross-country skiingMAIL1::GOODMANI see you shiver with antici.........pation!Fri Jan 12 1996 15:342
    me and my shadow -> strolling down the avenue -> cross-country skiing
    up Sixth Avenue, which I saw someone doing on Monday...
396.15690cross-country skiing -> happy-country skiingCLYDE::KOWALEWICZ_Mred roads...Mon Jan 15 1996 11:510
396.15691happy-country skiing > down hillGIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Wed Feb 07 1996 17:351
396.15692down hill -> rock bottomHUMANE::soemba.uto.dec.com::RIKMostly HarmlessThu Feb 08 1996 04:090
396.15693rock bottom --> morale --> thump -->new lowAUSSIE::WHORLOWMy Cow is dead!Thu Feb 08 1996 23:021
    
396.15694new low >- Rob's babyRICKS::PHIPPSDTN 225.4959Fri Feb 09 1996 07:270
396.15695Rob's baby > rosemary thymeGIDDAY::BURTDPD (tm)Sun Feb 11 1996 16:571
396.15696Whatever --> BOXTP011::KENAHDo we have any peanut butter?Fri Feb 16 1996 16:356
    I'm afraid someone else will have to continue the BOX tradition.
    My exit interview is Monday.  I have enjoyed my time in this
    conference, and wish you all good luck.
    
    					regards, 
    					andrew
396.15697BOX-->jack-->spring-->new start Yeah!AUSSIE::WHORLOWMy Cow is dead!Mon Feb 19 1996 02:337
    G'day 
    All the best... 
    
    
    
    regards
    Derek
396.15698new start Yeah! > Ready, setGIDDAY::BURTS.I.S.Mon Apr 01 1996 20:501
396.15699Ready, set -> GoCSC32::D_DERAMODan D'Eramo, Customer Support CenterTue May 21 1996 20:500
396.15700nutsSSDEVO::LAMBERTWe ':-)' for the humor impairedWed May 22 1996 07:090
396.15701nuts -> Barbra StriesandMAIL2::GOODMANI see you shiver with antici.........pation!Wed May 22 1996 11:070
396.15702Barbra Striesand -> Jeff DahmerCSC32::D_DERAMODan D'Eramo, Customer Support CenterWed May 22 1996 11:271
        "People...people who eat people..."
396.15703Jeff Dahmer > chilled outGIDDAY::BURTS.I.S.Wed May 22 1996 22:061
396.15704chilled out -> laid backSHOGUN::KOWALEWICZnextThu May 23 1996 13:500
396.15705laid back -> plaid is back!CSC32::D_DERAMODan D'Eramo, Customer Support CenterThu May 23 1996 15:270
396.15706a mad bad plaid clad ladAUSSIE::WHORLOWDigits are never unfun!Thu May 23 1996 20:082
    plaid is back --> Rob Roy --> Robert the Bruce --> Bonnie Prince
    Charlie -->  
396.15707 a mad bad plaid clad lad > kiltGIDDAY::BURTS.I.S.Fri May 24 1996 01:433
"He's dead, Jim"


396.15708kilt >- deader'n a door-nailRICKS::PHIPPSDTN 225.4959Fri May 24 1996 08:110
396.15709deader'n a door-nail -> door knobCSC32::D_DERAMODan D'Eramo, Customer Support CenterFri May 24 1996 15:160
396.15710door knob -> screen doorSSDEVO::LAMBERTWe ':-)' for the humor impairedMon May 27 1996 03:320
396.15711screen door >- What goes on behind...RICKS::PHIPPSDTN 225.4959Mon May 27 1996 22:087
                         -< door knob -> screen door >-


Oh!  You said SCREEN door.  Sorry.

	mikeP
396.15712screen door --> rush --> strained himselfAUSSIE::WHORLOWDigits are never unfun!Sun Jun 02 1996 19:171
    hear about the man who ran through a screen door???
396.15713strained himself > minced manGIDDAY::BURTS.I.S.Tue Jun 18 1996 02:521
396.15714minced man > ouch!ESSC::KMANNERINGSFri Jun 21 1996 21:193
    once at school we had a door, which was left without a window in it for
    months, and boys started jumping through the door. Then one fine day,
    they repaired the window, the rest was horrible 
396.15715ouch! > a man walked into a barGIDDAY::BURTS.I.S.Sun Jun 23 1996 20:070
396.15716a man walked into a bar -> quackTOHOPE::VORE_SHello, I would like to buy a fish license, pleaseMon Jun 24 1996 09:311
("... with a duck")
396.15717quack >- say the secret wordRICKS::PHIPPSDTN 225.4959Mon Jun 24 1996 22:220
396.15718say the secret word -> XYZZYHUMANE::soemba.uto.dec.com::RIKMostly HarmlessTue Jun 25 1996 04:350
396.15719XYZZY --> plover's eggsAUSSIE::WHORLOWDigits are never unfun!Tue Jun 25 1996 20:381
    
396.15720plover's eggs > barker's eggsGIDDAY::BURTS.I.S.Tue Jun 25 1996 22:123
    

396.15721barker's eggs -> bobSSDEVO::LAMBERTWe ':-)' for the humor impairedWed Jun 26 1996 13:410
396.15722Out of sequence -- I don't do Word-assoc. ftbl much...DRDAN::KALIKOWMindSurf the World w/ AltaVista!Wed Jun 26 1996 14:284
    ... but I *gots* to say, ::LAMBERT, that I simply ADORE your P_N...
    
    :-)  (no offense)
    
396.15723How do you get down from an elephant?AUSSIE::WHORLOWDigits are never unfun!Wed Jun 26 1996 20:557
    
    
    bob --> duck --                             ------> eider >>
                                                     /
                                                    /
    I don't do Word-assoc. ftbl much... --> nor me /
    
396.15724eider > *really* downGIDDAY::BURTS.I.S.Wed Jul 03 1996 03:150
396.15725*really* down > for fine feathered friendsGIDDAY::BURTS.I.S.Thu Jul 04 1996 00:171
396.15726FalsettoAUSSIE::WHORLOWDigits are never unfun!Thu Jul 04 1996 20:0916
    for fine feathered friends >- 
    be kind to your fine feathered friends
    for a duck may be somebody's mother.
    They live in the forests and swamps, 
    where the weather is damp
    Now you may think this is the end....
    it is,
     but to prove I am a liar,
     I'll sing it again, but this timne  a little bit higher...
    
    
    (engaging one octave up...)
    be kind to your fine feathered friends
    ...
    
       --> singing like Tiny Tim 
396.15727Falsetto -> FalsettosSAPPHO::DUBOISJustice is not out-of-dateTue Jul 23 1996 16:221
"Falsettos" - the play
396.15728Falsettos -> FalsiesSSDEVO::LAMBERTWe ':-)' for the humor impairedTue Jul 23 1996 19:126
   "Falsies", the, er, "augmentation devices".

   Sorry, I have older sisters.  :-)

   -- Sam

396.15729falsies -> radar detectors -> sliding doorsCSC32::BROOKWed Jul 24 1996 13:271
    
396.15730sliding doors -> glassDECWIN::DUBOISJustice is not out-of-dateTue Aug 06 1996 15:052
    

396.15731glass >- half fullRICKS::PHIPPSDTN 225.4959Wed Aug 07 1996 07:420
396.15732half full -> optometristDECWIN::DUBOISJustice is not out-of-dateWed Aug 07 1996 16:405
glass >- half full >- optimist --\
                                    optometrist!
         glass ----> glasses -----/


396.15733CSC32::BROOKThu Aug 08 1996 14:401
    optometrist -> spectacle -> Olympics
396.15734Olympics -> Slimy CopNETCAD::ROLKEInterrupt Driven HerefordsWed Aug 28 1996 13:200
396.15735Slimy Cop -> Greased PigWIBBIN::NOYCEPulling weeds, pickin' stonesWed Aug 28 1996 18:430
396.15736greased pig -> football!SAPPHO::DUBOISJustice is not out-of-dateMon Jan 06 1997 13:202
396.15737football -> soccerCPCOD::JOHNSONMany barely noticed miracles surround usMon Jan 06 1997 17:112
396.15738soccer -> Shane and a Rubik's cubeJRDV04::DIAMONDsegmentation fault (california dumped)Mon Jan 06 1997 20:121
396.15739...cube -> boxRICKS::PHIPPSDTN 225.4959Tue Jan 07 1997 18:120
396.15740box -> cerealCPCOD::JOHNSONMany barely noticed miracles surround usThu Jan 09 1997 10:200
396.15741cereal -> one spoonful after anotherJRDV04::DIAMONDsegmentation fault (california dumped)Thu Jan 09 1997 19:590
396.15742one spoonful after another -> MichaelVMSNET::S_VORESmile - Mickey's Watching!Fri Jan 10 1997 09:230
396.15743Michael -> Why me?SHOGUN::KOWALEWICZAre you from away?Fri Jan 10 1997 10:320
396.15744why -> becauseCPCOD::JOHNSONMany barely noticed miracles surround usWed Jan 15 1997 16:050
396.15745why -> hippopotamusWHOS01::BOWERSDave Bowers, NSIS/IMThu Jan 16 1997 10:573
396.15746hippopotamus -> water trotterSMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Fri Jan 24 1997 14:051
    Hippopotamus == "water horse"
396.15747"water trotter" -> "water wheel"CPCOD::JOHNSONMany barely noticed miracles surround usMon Jan 27 1997 13:530
396.15748water wheel --> color wheelSPECXN::DERAMODan D'EramoMon Jan 27 1997 19:030
396.15749color wheel -> CBSRICKS::PHIPPSDTN 225.4959Wed Jan 29 1997 09:590
396.15750CBS -> CPRSMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Wed Jan 29 1997 13:012
    Can you COUGH, can you BREATHE, can you SPEAK?
            ^              ^                ^
396.15751CPR -> resuscitateCPCOD::JOHNSONMany barely noticed miracles surround usTue Feb 04 1997 11:191
396.15752CSC32::BROOKWed Feb 05 1997 10:381
    resuscitate -> joyoflex -> box
396.15753box -> loxSPECXN::DERAMODan D'EramoWed Feb 05 1997 11:080
396.15754CSC32::BROOKWed Feb 05 1997 15:264
    lox -> lockbox
    
    (like the real estate agents use!)
    
396.15755lockbox -> chastity beltSMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Fri Feb 07 1997 12:321
    
396.15756chastity belt -> MedievalROCK::HUBERFrom Seneca to Cuyahoga FallsFri Feb 28 1997 10:311
    
396.15757medieval --> castleCPCOD::JOHNSONPeace can't be founded on injusticeFri Feb 28 1997 14:320
396.15758castle -> rookSMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Mon Mar 03 1997 15:581
    Chess
396.15759rook -> dawSHOGUN::KOWALEWICZAre you from away?Tue Mar 04 1997 07:380
396.15760[jack]daw --> crowCPCOD::JOHNSONPeace can't be founded on injusticeTue Mar 04 1997 10:241
related birds
396.15761crow --> eatSPECXN::DERAMODan D'EramoWed Mar 05 1997 20:440
396.15762eat >-- lunch >-- BOX!WOTVAX::HILLNIt's OK, it'll be dark by nightfallThu Mar 06 1997 02:351
    :-)
396.15763box -> ears -> MickeyVMSNET::S_VORESmile - Mickey's Watching!Thu Mar 06 1997 11:531
    
396.15764Mickey --> mouse --> catCPCOD::JOHNSONPeace can't be founded on injusticeThu Mar 06 1997 12:071
396.15765cat --> bagSPECXN::DERAMODan D'EramoThu Mar 06 1997 12:400
396.15766bag --> outMKTCRV::KMANNERINGSFri Mar 07 1997 05:261
    
396.15767out --> boundsROCK::HUBERFrom Seneca to Cuyahoga FallsThu Mar 13 1997 13:340
396.15768bounds ___> kangarooAUSSIE::WHORLOWDigits are never unfun!Sat Mar 15 1997 04:045
    G'day from
    
    japunumop...
    
    djw
396.15769kangaroo -> courtSPECXN::DERAMODan D'EramoTue Mar 18 1997 15:390
396.15770court -> teeveeSMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Tue Mar 18 1997 16:451
    
396.15771 teevee -> station SPECXN::DERAMODan D'EramoFri Mar 21 1997 18:290
396.15772station -> spaceCPCOD::JOHNSONPeace can't be founded on injusticeTue Mar 25 1997 11:361
I could have said fire as well.
396.15773space -> markSMURF::BINDERErrabit quicquid errare potest.Tue Mar 25 1997 12:331
    Opposite states on a current-loop telegraphy line, space = 0, mark = 1.
396.15774mark -> twainSPECXN::DERAMODan D'EramoWed Mar 26 1997 20:470
396.15775twain -> choo! choo!SHOGUN::KOWALEWICZAre you from away?Fri Apr 18 1997 13:470
396.15776choo! choo! --> I think I can!SPECXN::DERAMODan D'EramoWed Apr 23 1997 20:180