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377.1 | 2 more | WELSWS::MANNION | | Thu Jul 09 1987 14:47 | 1 |
| As thick as two short planks, or as thick as a brick
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377.2 | one I heard recently | ERASER::KALLIS | Hallowe'en should be legal holiday | Thu Jul 09 1987 15:10 | 4 |
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His [or Her] elevator doesn't go up to the top floor.
Steve Kallis, Jr.
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377.3 | My grandmother always said... | PSTJTT::TABER | Reliefe is just a NEXT UNSEEN away | Thu Jul 09 1987 16:06 | 4 |
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Seven shillings short of a pound.
>>>==>PStJTT
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377.4 | Twenty years ago, I remember saying... | KESEY::GETSINGER | Eric Getsinger | Thu Jul 09 1987 17:07 | 3 |
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As bright as a burned-out lightbulb.
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377.5 | Still more | TLE::SAVAGE | Neil, @Spit Brook | Thu Jul 09 1987 18:07 | 5 |
| > -- Playing with 51 cards in your deck.
Variation: "Not playing with a full deck."
-- Not all four legs of the table/chair reach/touch the floor.
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377.6 | The old carpenter said... | REGENT::BROOMHEAD | Don't panic -- yet. | Thu Jul 09 1987 19:48 | 9 |
| Half a bubble off plumb.
From the cartoom strip Tumbleweeds:
Scrambled his type.
Flakier than a snowstorm.
Ann B.
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377.7 | Bottom to Top | SEAPEN::PHIPPS | Digital Internal Use Only | Thu Jul 09 1987 20:33 | 4 |
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"Soft as a sneaker full of peanut butter"
"Nothing but toys in the attic"
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377.8 | | USATSL::LILLY | ACTor in Atlanta | Thu Jul 09 1987 20:55 | 3 |
| having worked in the IBM world:
he has a few pages that were intentionally left blank
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377.9 | | MARVIN::KNOWLES | | Fri Jul 10 1987 08:30 | 3 |
| He/she has a screw loose
" " bats in the belfry
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377.10 | some Montana sayings | NOVA::RANDALL | I'm no lady | Fri Jul 10 1987 11:52 | 10 |
| Nuttier than a fruitcake
Not firing on all cylinders (mechanic's usage)
Has a loose wire (mechanic's usage, loose spark plug wire causing
the mind not to fire on all cylinders.)
Nobody home upstairs
A day late and a dollar short (implies indifference or incompetence
as well as mental lack)
--bonnie
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377.11 | yet another | DECSIM::HEILMAN | Speak softly and wear a loud shirt | Fri Jul 10 1987 12:53 | 2 |
| Small room for rent upstairs
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377.12 | more | MARVIN::KNOWLES | | Fri Jul 10 1987 13:20 | 9 |
| Re: .10
My (very English) mother (who had nothing to do with Montana) used a
similar expression: 'as nutty as a fruitcake'. I guess the 'fruitcake'
expression must be pretty widespread; my favourite line from 'The
Taking of Pelham 123' was Walter Matthau's '...speaks with a heavy
English accent - could be a fruitcake'.
Another: 'not all there'
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377.13 | | SYSENG::NELSON | E unibus plurum | Fri Jul 10 1987 18:42 | 46 |
| Variation on previous ones:
One shy of a full deck.
There's cobwebs in the attic.
Others:
He's (she's) got a hole in his (her) marble bag.
He (she) lost his (her) marbles.
His (her) bucket's got a hole.
His (her) wagon needs fixing.
He's (she's) off his (her) rocker.
He's (she's) gone off the deep end.
He's (she's) all dressed up with no place to go.
He's (she's) out to lunch.
He's (she's) flown the coop.
His (her) clock's been (being) cleaned.
He's (she's) driving without a license.
He's (she's) driving with eyes closed.
He's (she's) stuck in neutral.
His (her) gears are stripped.
He's (she's) got a slow leak.
He's (she's) running on empty.
He's (she's) got a hole in his (her) roof.
The windows are open, but the shades are drawn.
There's wood in the fireplace but no smoke in the chimney.
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377.14 | | ERIS::CALLAS | All good things... | Fri Jul 10 1987 19:22 | 8 |
| ...playing poker with a pinochle deck.
...couldn't pour piss from a boot if the instructions were written on
the heel (this one from LBJ -- except he probably said "was").
Otnay ootay ightbray (often said softly in the person's presence).
...picks up notions like a gumdrop in lint.
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377.15 | etc. | LEZAH::BOBBITT | Festina Lente - Hasten Slowly | Fri Jul 10 1987 19:25 | 13 |
| from a book, The Happy Time (about a french-canadian family)
-paraphrased, of course:
"Grandpapa is having many empty rooms in the head...soon whole
apartments will be vacant..."
also, heard around MIT, to describe a lack of mental cohesion
%SYS-E-NOPARSE
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377.16 | no, this wasn't at DEC | NOVA::RANDALL | I'm no lady | Fri Jul 10 1987 19:52 | 7 |
| Heard this lunch from a friend describing a marketing reaction to
a technical proposal (or was it the other way around)?
"We couldn't make him understand what we were talking about. I
think he was having parity errors."
--bonnie
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377.17 | Does this belong here too? | TLE::SAVAGE | Neil, @Spit Brook | Fri Jul 10 1987 20:42 | 3 |
| Here's one that decribes someone who speaks volubly and heedlessly;
"His brain never had a thought that his mouth couldn't use."
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377.18 | one from England | ISTG::CONLIFFE | Better living through software | Fri Jul 10 1987 21:44 | 3 |
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"Bright as a Toc-H lamp"
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377.19 | An explanation ... | GENRAL::JHUGHES | NOTE, learn, and inwardly digest | Fri Jul 10 1987 22:34 | 6 |
| ... before you ask:
.18> "Bright as a Toc-H lamp"
"Toc-H" was World War I terminology; an abbreviation for "Talbot House"
-- a place that housed an organization providing comforts to the troops.
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377.20 | Think I got this from the Brave Bear... | DECWET::MITCHELL | | Sat Jul 11 1987 08:37 | 4 |
| "His dipstick don't reach the oil."
John M.
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377.21 | | MARVIN::KNOWLES | Pour encourager les auteurs | Mon Jul 13 1987 11:36 | 1 |
| ...off his/her trolley
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377.22 | my father remembered this one | DEBIT::RANDALL | I'm no lady | Mon Jul 13 1987 14:39 | 1 |
| "left at the starting gate"
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377.23 | | CHARON::MCGLINCHEY | Get a Bigger Hammer | Mon Jul 13 1987 14:59 | 4 |
| From a Physician:
"If he had a brain cell, we'd have to treat him
for a foreign body reaction."
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377.24 | Foghorn Leghorn | BRASS::BUFORD | One with the Cosmic Giggle | Mon Jul 13 1987 16:15 | 1 |
| "That boy is as sharp as a bowling ball."
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377.25 | | COOKIE::ZANE | Warehouse Designer | Mon Jul 13 1987 16:31 | 10 |
|
His brain is about as large as a beebee going down a four lane highway...
heard recently during a lecture: "Oh, don't worry about him.
He's just examining his eyelids for leaks."
Terza
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377.26 | | ERIS::CALLAS | CO in the war between the sexes | Mon Jul 13 1987 17:05 | 5 |
| Digressing to anger/frustration from stupidity/insanity:
"Oh, don't tell that to soandso; he'll bugcheck."
Jon
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377.27 | Brains are where you find them | TOPDOC::SLOANE | Bruce is on the loose | Mon Jul 13 1987 17:44 | 11 |
| He can't walk and chew gum at the same time.
If he had half a brain, it'd be lonely.
His brains are in his feet, and the shoelaces are untied.
His brains are in his backside, and got crushed to death.
His brains are in his teeth, and the cavity needs to be filled.
-bs
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377.28 | And then there's ... | NATASH::AIKEN | Try to relax and enjoy the CRISIS | Mon Jul 13 1987 17:54 | 2 |
| ... he's as functional as a screen door on a submarine.
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377.29 | two more | INK::KALLIS | Hallowe'en should be legal holiday | Mon Jul 13 1987 18:06 | 5 |
| ...if he/she sneezed, he/she'd blow his/her brains out.
...if he/she had spaghetti for brains, it'd be an improvement.
Steve Kallis, Jr.
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377.30 | verbal and nonverbal | LEZAH::BOBBITT | Festina Lente - Hasten Slowly | Mon Jul 13 1987 20:50 | 12 |
| they're on the right track....but the train left yesterday
(for a wordless version, place finger in ear. Pull out quickly
and inhale between pursed lips. Replace finger quickly and stop
inhaling. The idea is to intimate that there's nothing but a vacuum
in there - and the moment you pull your finger away the vacuum is
so strong it pulls it back in)
-Jody
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377.31 | another wordless one | DSSDEV::ROBINSON | Bill Robinson | Tue Jul 14 1987 12:25 | 7 |
| Another wordless version: Stick a finger in your ear and wiggle
it back and forth. Now press your tongue into the opposite cheek
and wiggle it back in forth in sync with the finger...looks like
your finger went all the way to the cheek without hitting anything
in between.
Bill
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377.32 | Back to the topic | MAY20::MINOW | Je suis Marxist, tendance Groucho | Tue Jul 14 1987 15:36 | 5 |
| Riding on his rims.
Reads the New Yorker, but skips the cartoons.
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377.33 | still yet more again | LEZAH::BOBBITT | Festina Lente - Hasten Slowly | Tue Jul 14 1987 17:48 | 26 |
| Quick on the draw....with an empty gun
Has sailboat fuel for brains (think about it)
From Winnie the Pooh (paraphrased) - Some folks don't really have
a brain, they have this sort of gray fluff that blew in by mistake...
Mainspring needs winding
5 shades short of a full pallette
Worth his weight in whiffleballs
(more Foghorn Leghorn) - mind like a steel trap....full of mice
Duller than a doorstop
Brain the size of a scuppernong seed
(from Oscar Wilde) - has delusions of adequacy
Function is not his forte
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377.34 | .-1 reminds me of... | LYMPH::LAMBERT | Circuitousness is a Virtue | Tue Jul 14 1987 19:54 | 3 |
| "Has a mind like a steel trap. Mangles everything that gets in it."
-- Sam
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377.35 | Heard on TV this week | MARVIN::KNOWLES | Pour encourager les auteurs | Wed Jul 15 1987 08:55 | 9 |
| Said by stupid character who knows he's stupid:
'I'm two weeks late and a quid [pound sterling] short.'
(I'm not sure if this means what it seems to; I don't recognize the
expression; but it sounds like an Anglicized version of one of
bonnie's. Maybe the scriptwriter was being clever and 'foreseeing'
the way the expression might be adopted - the story was set in the
future.)
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377.36 | .33 & .34 reminded me... | RDGE00::TROY | | Wed Jul 15 1987 09:58 | 1 |
| Mind like a steel trap....rusted shut.
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377.37 | | MAGOO::PFC | What a concept! | Wed Jul 15 1987 12:08 | 3 |
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Mind like a steel seive!
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377.38 | A variation, and a new one | CYGNUS::VHAMBURGER | Vic Hamburger IND-2/B4 262-8261 | Wed Jul 15 1987 12:31 | 11 |
| Variation of .36.....
Mind like a steel strap, snapped shut and rusty....
Also,
If brains were dynamite, he wouldn't have enough to blow his nose!
Vic H.
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377.39 | | VIA::BINNS | | Fri Jul 17 1987 19:31 | 7 |
| He or she ...
is down a quart (of oil).
is a couple short of a dozen.
The lights are on, but nobody's home.
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377.40 | Haven't heard it in ages but . . . | RSTS32::DELBALSO | I (spade) my (dog face) | Fri Jul 17 1987 20:04 | 4 |
| He/She is about as useful as a doorknob on a banana.
-Jack
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377.41 | | MAY20::MINOW | Je suis Marxist, tendance Groucho | Mon Jul 20 1987 01:05 | 3 |
| "His train of thought is still boarding at the station."
-- "Calvin and Hobbes"
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377.42 | eh? | INK::KALLIS | Raise Hallowe'en awareness. | Tue Jul 21 1987 12:36 | 5 |
| "There are only toys in his/her attic."
--_It_ by Stephen King
Steve Kallis, Jr.
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377.43 | Maybe It's Christmas | SEAPEN::PHIPPS | Digital Internal Use Only | Tue Jul 21 1987 13:14 | 3 |
| Heard this A. M. on a lottery commercial...
"Not the brightest light in the string."
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377.44 | | VIDEO::DCL | David Larrick | Fri Jul 24 1987 02:30 | 8 |
| Pretty house, nobody home
Crazy as a loon
(One of my own, but it's slowly spreading:)
Victim of bozon bombardment (i.e. a bozo)
With proper supervision, these people can live happy, useful lives.
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377.45 | I'm starting to feel a little loonish, myself | WEBSTR::RANDALL | I'm no lady | Fri Jul 24 1987 12:20 | 6 |
| I don't think we got "mad as a hatter" yet.
And I heard in the grocery store the other day, "It must have been
something his mother ate."
--bonnie
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377.46 | Brain fault | MANANA::RAVAN | | Fri Jul 24 1987 12:57 | 8 |
| This one's from "Cheers," in regard to Sam's many girlfriends, all
of whom had, in Diane's words, IQs lower than their bust sizes and
names ending in "i":
"...and they let them vote, and drive cars!" (Said in a suitably
astounded tone of voice.)
-b
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377.47 | Does this qualify? | MARVIN::KNOWLES | Pour encourager les auteurs | Fri Jul 24 1987 15:37 | 3 |
| Said of Capt. Mark Phil[l?]ips (reportedly by some guy name of Windsor)
'We call him Fog - thick and wet'
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377.48 | two more | YAZOO::B_REINKE | where the side walk ends | Sat Jul 25 1987 01:00 | 3 |
| mouth in motion, brain out of gear
as useful as a horn on a plow
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377.49 | Translate this | YIPPEE::LIRON | | Mon Jul 27 1987 09:13 | 17 |
377.50 | The Auld Alliance | MLNIT5::FINANCE | | Mon Jul 27 1987 15:06 | 5 |
| MLNOIS::HARBIG
re quand il etait bebe.......
Now I know where the Scots got "heed banger" from.
Max
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377.51 | Implication is a bit different, but ... | RUTLND::SATOW | | Mon Jul 27 1987 18:56 | 3 |
| has a rectal-cranial inversion
Clay
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377.52 | his head is where? | NATASH::AIKEN | Try to relax and enjoy the CRISIS | Tue Jul 28 1987 17:13 | 2 |
| -.1 sometimes referred to as an acute case of "cranial rectitis"
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377.53 | | PASTIS::MONAHAN | I am not a free number, I am a telephone box | Sat Aug 08 1987 06:31 | 1 |
| "missing when the nouse was handed out" (Lancashire)
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377.54 | wha? | INK::KALLIS | Goblins'll getcha if ya don' watch out | Mon Aug 10 1987 13:13 | 5 |
| Re .53:
"nouse"?
Steve Kallis, Jr.
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377.55 | Gradely, lad, gradely | WELSWS::MANNION | Farewell Welfare, Pt. 3 | Tue Aug 11 1987 08:42 | 7 |
| nouse - common sense, astuteness, worldliness, presence of mind
At least that's what it meant in the South of Lancashire
years ago
Phillip
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377.56 | No nouse is good nouse | MARVIN::KNOWLES | Pour encourager les auteurs | Tue Aug 11 1987 12:22 | 6 |
| Gk: nu omikron upsilon sigma
No idea where the 'e' came from. Though Southerners understand the
word, I've heard it _used_ more by Northerners (chiefly Yorkshiremen).
b
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377.57 | ... and the digression continues | BAEDEV::RECKARD | Jon Reckard 264-7710 | Tue Aug 11 1987 15:49 | 3 |
| OK, I'll take the plunge. I know some koine Greek, but couldn't tell
you what individual letters should signify. Would you enlighten, please?
> Gk: nu omikron upsilon sigma
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377.58 | nu=N,omikron=O,upsilon=U,sigma=S | CHIC::BELL | David Bell Service Technology @VBO | Tue Aug 11 1987 16:03 | 1 |
|
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377.59 | | BAEDEV::RECKARD | Jon Reckard 264-7710 | Wed Aug 12 1987 11:20 | 13 |
| re: .-1
> nu=N,omikron=O,upsilon=U,sigma=S
Yes, yes, but is nu omicron upsilon sigma (something else) a meaningful
acronym for something? Fraternities and what-not claim two or three
Greek letters for their own, to be interpreted as something witty, urbane,
philosophical or scandalous; e.g. phi delta kappa = lovers of demented
kardiologists, or some such.
Of course, the original n.o.u.s.e? suggestion (back 4 or so replies) might
have been merely tongue-in-cheek, which not only is a bit more difficult
than Prof. Higgins' marbles-in-mouth, but makes this very reply totally ...
Un-Note-worthily yours,
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377.60 | drafty | MARVIN::KNOWLES | Pour encourager les auteurs | Wed Aug 12 1987 13:11 | 8 |
| N O U S, if I remember right, was just plain old 'mind'; but .-1
raises an intriguing possibility. Urbane and witty Classical Greek
acronyms don't trip lightly off my tongue, but I'll give it some
thought ;-)
Back to the topic. I heard this in a 1956 film on TV last night:
"Your head's drafty"
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377.61 | | TLE::MCCUTCHEON | The Karate Moose | Wed Aug 12 1987 19:21 | 1 |
| In the battle of wits, he's unarmed...
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377.62 | RUBBER END UP !!! | CHARON::MCGLINCHEY | Get a Bigger Hammer | Thu Aug 13 1987 20:34 | 13 |
|
I was talking with our chief technician one day, and
every so often he'd run to the door of my office and yell
"RUBBER END UP!!!"
down the hallway. After a few repetitions of this, I
asked him what this was all about, and he said,
"I've just hired a new tech, and the guy's so dumb, that
you have to tell him which end of the pencil to write with."
- Glinch
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377.63 | Another putdown... | OLDMAN::DONOVAN | Linda Donovan, DTN: 267-2201 | Mon Aug 17 1987 15:26 | 4 |
| Joan Rivers had this to say about Bo Derek:
"She's so dumb, she had to study for her PAP test!"
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377.64 | From Lancashire (?) | WELSWS::MANNION | Legendary Lancashire Heroes | Tue Aug 18 1987 08:50 | 3 |
| Doolally tap
Phillip
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377.65 | How dumb was he ? | VIDEO::OSMAN | type video::user$7:[osman]eric.six | Tue Aug 18 1987 15:21 | 16 |
| Re: He's so dumb, he studied for his blood test
He was so dumb, they wrote TGIF on his shoes.
/Eric
(toes go in first)
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377.66 | Metric insult? | TACHYN::SPEAKE | Luck is the residue of design. | Wed Aug 19 1987 12:39 | 5 |
| He has a room temperature I.Q. (comedic pause) Celsius that is.
Overheard at DECUS -
She doesn't have all of her cache enabled.
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377.67 | | BAEDEV::RECKARD | Jon Reckard 264-7710 | Wed Aug 19 1987 12:46 | 1 |
| Mork (_Mork and Mindy_) - "She's checked out AND taken her baggage."
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377.68 | Going Up? | SEAPEN::PHIPPS | Digital Internal Use Only | Wed Aug 19 1987 15:24 | 2 |
|
Elevator does not stop on all floors.
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377.69 | An eight ulcer man on a four ulcer job | MAY20::MINOW | Je suis Marxist, tendance Groucho | Mon Aug 24 1987 02:02 | 20 |
| Margaret Truman, daughter of President Harry S Truman, once gave a
recital which received a less than favorable review from the Washington
Post critic, Paul Hume.
Miss Truman's father dictated a letter to the critic that said, in part,
"I have just read your lousy review buried in the back pages. You
sound like a frustrated old man who never made a success, an eight-ulcer
man on a four ulcer job, and all four ulcers working. I have never
met you, but if I do you'll need a new nose and plenty of beefsteak
and perhaps a supporter below. Westbrook Pegler, a guttersnipe,
is a gentleman compared to you. You can take that as more of an
insult than as a reflection on your ancestry."
They don't make presidents like that anymore.
Martin.
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377.70 | pre-decimalization one | MARVIN::KNOWLES | Men's sauna in corporation baths | Tue Sep 01 1987 13:38 | 4 |
| ... elevenpence to the bob
(bob=shilling, to which there were - until February 1971 - twelve
pence [denarii])
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377.71 | Choo, Choo | PIKES::MARKEY | Ask and ye shall receive | Tue Sep 01 1987 23:07 | 3 |
| From the "Calvin and Hobbes" comic strip -
His train of thought is still boarding back at the station.
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377.72 | down-under | LEDS::HAMBLEN | | Mon Oct 05 1987 19:09 | 3 |
| From my Australian son-in-law:
Mad as a two-bob watch.
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377.73 | Where's the Loctite? | VIDEO::KOVNER | Everything you know is wrong! | Tue Apr 12 1988 04:02 | 5 |
| I don't remember seeing
He has a screw loose.
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377.74 | How about... | SAHQ::LILLY | it's a slow news day | Tue Apr 12 1988 18:06 | 5 |
|
His bread is buttered on the wrong side.
One my grandmother used.
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377.75 | and yet more | HAMPS::HILL | Nick Hill - UK Corp. Actts | Tue Apr 12 1988 18:45 | 10 |
| Two vouchers short of a toaster
Two twigs short of a tree
Ten pence in the shilling (pace -2 or so) (when shillings had 12
pence)
One more brain cell and he could be a cactus
Got dropped on his head as a baby
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377.76 | A packet of chips short of a pic-nic? | LAMHRA::WHORLOW | I Came,I Saw,I concurred | Tue Apr 19 1988 06:26 | 1 |
|
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377.77 | Possible repeats... | BAKHOE::KENAH | My journey begins with my first step | Sat Apr 23 1988 03:44 | 6 |
| I once described a rather dense person as having "The brains
of a head of lettuce."
I once described a group as having "The IQ of a bed of flowers."
andrew
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377.78 | | HAMPS::HILL | Nick Hill - UK Corp. Actts | Mon Apr 25 1988 16:34 | 1 |
| Two pages short of a script (BBC Radio)
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377.79 | Churchill | MERIDN::GERMAIN | Down to the Sea in Ships | Tue May 03 1988 18:56 | 14 |
| From Winston Churchill:
"...a modest man (woman), with much tobe modest about."
From someone else:
running a quart low.
Another from Winnie:
Every time he opens his mouth, he subtracts from the sum of human
knowledge.
Gregg
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377.80 | A modest response | SSDEVO::HUGHES | NOTE, learn, and inwardly digest | Tue May 03 1988 23:11 | 8 |
| Re .79:
> From Winston Churchill:
> "...a modest man (woman), with much tobe modest about."
The question of gender does not arise ... Churchill was referring
specifically to Clement Atlee.
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377.81 | From Rodney Dangerfield | CNTROL::HENRIKSON | | Mon Jan 02 1989 20:03 | 4 |
|
"She's so dumb it takes her an hour and a half to watch '60-minutes'".
Pete
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377.82 | | BLAS03::FORBES | Bill Forbes - LDP SysEng | Mon Jan 02 1989 21:13 | 1 |
| He/she survived the information explosion without a scratch.
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377.83 | He has more legs than IQ | WELMTS::HILL | | Wed Jan 04 1989 21:18 | 1 |
|
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377.84 | another locomotive metaphor | NEXUS::D_WHITE | Uncle Dave | Sat Jan 07 1989 04:54 | 3 |
| He has a one-track mind...
DERAILED!
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377.85 | syntactically flawed | SHAPES::BOOTH_DAVEYW | Where there's a will | Thu Mar 02 1989 20:15 | 25 |
| From Down-Under (I'm told)
* Got a couple of Kangaroos missing in the top paddock.
From Alice in Wonderland ?
* Mad as a March hare
From an exasperated colleague
* Bottomlessly stupid !
and an original from my wife (she tells me)
** The index doesn't match the contents **
and I'm trying to refine the notion of the syntax being OK but the
processes wont execute.
anyone like to help
William
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377.86 | Woof! | CAM::MILLER | Nan I am, I am Nan | Thu Mar 02 1989 20:40 | 3 |
| Heard while watching the movie "Footloose"
He doesn't have all his dogs barking.
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377.87 | | TRCO01::FINNEY | Keep cool, but do not freeze ... | Mon Mar 13 1989 06:05 | 7 |
| two bricks short of a load
Strong like bull, smart like ox..
As clever as a hockey stick.
Scooter
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377.88 | Less IQ than legs... | WELMTS::HILL | | Mon Mar 13 1989 17:16 | 1 |
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377.89 | More From Foghorn | SA1794::HOLUKJ | | Mon Apr 10 1989 23:48 | 8 |
|
"About as sharp as a sack of wet mice."
"You're built too low son, the fast ones go over your head.
You've got a hole in your glove son, I keep pitching 'em and
you keep missing 'em."
John
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377.90 | and another | WELMTS::HILL | | Fri Apr 14 1989 21:01 | 5 |
| "Two decks short of a studio"
BBC Radio 1
Nick :-)
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377.91 | Cooking with Gas | SPMFG1::HOLUKJ | | Fri Apr 28 1989 00:08 | 7 |
|
Somebody blew His/Her pilot light out.
John
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377.92 | Stolen from the woodworking notesfile | IOSG::CARLIN | Dick Carlin IOSG | Fri Apr 28 1989 21:54 | 5 |
|
Half a bubble off plumb.
Dick
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377.93 | M.A.S.H. | WMOIS::M_KOWALEWICZ | T20, T20, D25 ...otay! | Thu May 04 1989 19:39 | 5 |
|
As Charles Emerson Winchester III once said...
Well, my 15 Watt friend -
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377.94 | | QUOKKA::SNYDER | Wherever you go, there you are | Thu May 04 1989 21:26 | 7 |
|
From the "Frank & Ernest" comic strip in this morning's paper:
"Yes, you do seem to have the Theatre in your blood, sir, but
there appears to be restricted flow to the balcony."
Sid
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377.95 | Heard last week | MARVIN::KNOWLES | Running old protocol | Mon Aug 14 1989 19:51 | 5 |
| She's two sandwiches short of a pic-nic.
(The object _was_ a woman, but it works either way).
b
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377.96 | Heard in a BOSTON cab | SNOWY::HEDRICK | Im a BOSS, ask my kids | Wed Aug 16 1989 21:31 | 4 |
| From a BOSTON cab driver talking about a driver from out of town
in BOSTON traffic.
That's why he drives like that, "he's from NEW JOEWZEE!
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377.97 | descriptive, isn't it? | DELREY::BAGBY_SA | | Fri Sep 29 1989 04:34 | 8 |
|
And then there's
"If brains were holy water, s/he wouldn't have enough to baptize
a mosquito."
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377.98 | Very rough prarphrase... | IOSG::ROBERTS | Richard, Developer/UI Specialist | Fri Sep 29 1989 15:19 | 9 |
| Or, from Black Adder Goes Forth....
Something like...
"You've got such a tiny brain that if a Cannibal took off the top of
your head he wouldn't have enough to evenly cover a small water biscuit"
R|tch^d
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377.99 | | HSSWS1::DUANE | Send lawyers, guns & money | Fri Sep 29 1989 19:34 | 13 |
| That's a sign a man's saddle's startin' to slip.
-- Festus ( _Gunsmoke_ )
He's the reason some animals eat their young.
A couple cans short of a six-pack.
Nerves of steel
Body of iron
Brain of stone
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377.100 | Hello, I think I like this conf. | ADDIT::JOHN | The Self Preservation Society | Fri Sep 29 1989 19:40 | 6 |
|
Personally, my fav is -
One tiger token short of a pop up toaster.
JohnO.
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377.101 | oh no, another one bites the dust | GLIVET::RECKARD | Jon Reckard, 381-0878, ZKO3-2/T63 | Fri Sep 29 1989 19:45 | 4 |
| re: previous title: -< Hello, I think I like this conf. >-
Is that meant to be synonymous with "six bricks ..."?
Methinks you've read too many lexy limericks.
|
377.102 | | SSDEVO::EGGERS | Anybody can fly with an engine. | Sat Sep 30 1989 03:26 | 4 |
| Since I can't think of an equivalent for men, I guess this one is
sexist:
Her IQ was lower than her Wasserman.
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377.103 | Another louse egg eliminated... | SSGBPM::KENAH | Break the pattern, break the chain | Wed Oct 04 1989 00:31 | 4 |
| Why sexist? The Wasserman test checks for syphilis, which is an
equal-opportunity disease.
andrew
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377.104 | Another... | HSSWS1::DUANE | Send lawyers, guns & money | Wed Oct 04 1989 23:04 | 1 |
| He's missing a couple of chromosomes.
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377.105 | An English skin head | ADDIT::JOHN | Richard Dreyfus is one cool dude | Thu Oct 05 1989 11:58 | 2 |
|
More lace holes in his boots than neurons.
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377.106 | | DASXPS::TIMMONS | speling and grammer count four tu! | Fri Oct 13 1989 15:32 | 3 |
| If *ssholes could fly, he'd be at the airport.
Lee
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377.107 | | ASKFOR::HAIGH | The Rodneys are queueing up | Tue Oct 24 1989 19:39 | 3 |
| Your about as much use as a chocolate fireguard!
|
377.108 | Zsa Zsa | GRNDAD::STONE | SPECIAL WHEN LIT | Fri Oct 27 1989 18:16 | 5 |
377.109 | 20 years ago today | CLARID::SLOMAN | the abominable | Wed Jan 10 1990 18:00 | 5 |
| Give him/her a brain and he/she would be dangerous
One more braincell and he/she could pass as a plant
As useful as a fart in a cullender (sp?)
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377.110 | "Cullender" is variant of "colander". | STRATA::RUDMAN | Always the Black Knight. | Wed Feb 21 1990 23:19 | 26 |
| Just for fun I complied a list a few years ago (which I put away
& don't know where it is now :-)). Here's the ones I can recall
which were not mentioned in previous replies:
...one brick short of a full load (favorite version)
...stove is lit, but the pilot light is out
...one egg short of a dozen
...porch light's on, but no-one's home
...doors are unlocked, but the porch light is out
...comin' in on three engines
And the crasser "...goes over like a fart in church"
and
"...as useless as two t*ts on a bull". (Which brings up the
question: Is one enough, and two overkill? ;-))
And since there are some Foghorn fans out there, here are more
Foghorn put-downs:
You remind me of the road from L.A. to Pasadena: no curves
(I think it was L.A....)
You remind me of Paul Revere's ride: a little light in the belfry
Don
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377.111 | | JUPITR::GAUDETTE | Be a part of the solution... | Thu Feb 22 1990 00:34 | 1 |
| Nuttier than a sh!thouse rat...
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377.112 | high tech | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Thu Feb 22 1990 22:02 | 5 |
| Overheard at the coffee station a few minutes ago:
"Yeah, he'd starve if he had to microwave his own TV dinner."
--bonnie
|
377.113 | 1-1, 2-2, 3-0 | MINAR::BISHOP | | Thu Mar 01 1990 19:04 | 10 |
| A subtle insult hidden in some open insults, from _The_Economist_
(24 Feb-2 Mar '90 issue, page 22):
Everyone knows that Nancy Reagan found Raisa Gorbachev
intolerable: bossy (a touch of the pots and kettles, there),
meddling (a suggestion of motes and beams, perhaps) and
brainy.
-John Bishop
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377.114 | | TKOV51::DIAMOND | | Wed Mar 07 1990 09:54 | 15 |
| swapped out (or paged out)
stuck in autoboot
not operating on all channels
has a few short circuits
missing a few bits
driving on three wheels
not operating on all cylinders
braindead
|
377.115 | | UBOHUB::SWANN | Mike Swann | Thu Mar 08 1990 17:29 | 6 |
| The engine's running, but nobody's driving.
He had a bum transplant, but it rejected him.
His brain has a branch random instruction.
|
377.116 | brains - what brains? | CASPRO::LUST | PLEASE empty the bit bucket | Fri May 04 1990 23:00 | 4 |
| When they were passing out brains, he thought they said "trains", and
said he wasn't interested.
Linda
|
377.117 | ... which reminds me ... | XANADU::RECKARD | Jon Reckard, 381-0878, ZKO3-2/T63 | Mon May 07 1990 17:05 | 2 |
| When they passed out heads, he thought they said "bed", and he asked for
a soft one.
|
377.118 | ...doesn't have two grey cells to rub together | SHIRE::BARTA | Gabriel Barta/EurMTSmgmt/Geneva | Sun Jun 17 1990 06:19 | 0 |
377.119 | finny tribes | MARVIN::KNOWLES | Intentionally Rive Gauche | Thu Sep 20 1990 17:35 | 8 |
| `Two sardines less than a full shoal'
In sound lexicographical tradition, I'm recording the version I heard.
I'd prefer `Two sardines short of a shoal' or maybe `pilchards'. Of
course, `sharks' would make the alliteration neater, but do you get
shoals of them?
b
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377.120 | | TROA01::SKEOCH | Dyxlesics Untie! | Thu Sep 20 1990 22:36 | 12 |
| One page shy of a working set.
He's off today -- a thought struck him.
If he had an idea, it would die of loneliness.
There are those in whom the spark of intelligence is of a somewhat
lower voltage.
Ian S.
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377.121 | Neither pack nor school | STRATA::RUDMAN | Always the Black Knight. | Thu Sep 20 1990 23:33 | 4 |
| re .119: My list of collective nouns does not specify one for sharks,
probably due to the shark typically being a lone hunter.
Don
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377.122 | One loan shark short of a full bank? | XANADU::RECKARD | Jon Reckard, 381-0878, ZKO3-2/T63 | Fri Sep 21 1990 00:57 | 4 |
| > re .119: My list of collective nouns does not specify one for sharks,
> probably due to the shark typically being a lone hunter.
This is a typo for "loan", right? - - - - - - - - - - - - ^
|
377.123 | I shoulda put quotes around it. | STRATA::RUDMAN | Always the Black Knight. | Sat Sep 22 1990 00:33 | 1 |
|
|
377.124 | | WELMT2::HILL | I have a cunning plan, my lord! | Mon Sep 24 1990 17:57 | 1 |
| He's a rower who can't get both oars in the water.
|
377.125 | | HLFS00::STEENWINKEL | The Taming of the Screw | Tue Oct 09 1990 15:57 | 3 |
| The nearest he'll ever get to a brainstorm is a slight drizzle...
- Rik -
|
377.126 | | TLE::RANDALL | living on another planet | Thu Oct 11 1990 20:22 | 8 |
| One manager to another, while waiting for a printout at the laser
printer outside my office:
"I don't mean to be critical, I suppose he's doing the best he
can, but don't you think he's . . . falling about a foot short of
the whole nine yards?"
--bonnie
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377.127 | two sandwiches short of a picnic | WELMT2::HILL | I have a cunning plan, my lord! | Fri Oct 12 1990 12:35 | 1 |
|
|
377.128 | one wheel in the sand | HPSCAD::ALTMAN | BARB | Wed Jan 09 1991 00:49 | 0 |
377.129 | Summore | SWAM2::HOMEYER_CH | No...but you can see it from here | Wed Jan 09 1991 02:39 | 7 |
| His/Her brain is write only.
He/She has no load device.
He/She is a NOOP.
His/Her feet don't reach the ground.
|
377.130 | | GAZERS::NOONAN | Uh Oh | Thu Mar 28 1991 06:43 | 4 |
| Space available.
E Grace
|
377.131 | | PAOXCS::HILL | Another migrant worker! | Thu Mar 28 1991 15:10 | 3 |
| Knitting with only one needle - Queen 'Innuendo' CD
Nick
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377.132 | NO PICNIC | DECWET::GETSINGER | Eric Getsinger | Thu Mar 28 1991 22:28 | 1 |
| Two sandwiches short of a picnic.
|
377.133 | Variation on .24 | SMURF::CALIPH::binder | Simplicitas gratia simplicitatis | Fri Mar 29 1991 17:31 | 5 |
| ...sharp as a marble.
This also works for describing cutting tools. :-)
-d
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377.134 | From "Joe Bob Goes to the Drive-In" | SKIVT::ROGERS | Damnadorum Multitudo. | Fri Mar 29 1991 18:14 | 1 |
| Dumber than a box of rocks....
|
377.135 | Mind like a steel trap... rusted shut. | BIGUN::HOLLOWAY | Stainless Steel Rats Don't Rust | Wed Apr 03 1991 10:31 | 3 |
| From "Who's Harry Crumb?":
Body of Steel, Brain of Stone
|
377.136 | Well, it amused me! | AYOV18::IHAGGERTY | | Wed Apr 03 1991 17:16 | 1 |
| One heard recently, "His stairs don't quite reach the landing".
|
377.137 | About as much use as..... | ODDONE::YOUNG_R | Roll with the changes........ | Fri Apr 12 1991 02:22 | 13 |
| Some more....apologies for any repeats.
About as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit.
About as welcome as rabies in a guide dogs home
About as much use as a hatstand for a moose.
About as much use as a wet match.
About as much use as a gnats foreskin in a whirlwind.
About as much use as an ashtray on a motorbike.
About as much use as a one-legged man in a bum kicking contest.
And some more when I think of them.
Roy.
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377.138 | | SSDEVO::EGGERS | Anybody can fly with an engine. | Wed May 01 1991 06:04 | 4 |
| I don't remember the name of the woman pundit who was reviewing an
actresses performance and said,
"She ran the gamut of emotion from A to B."
|
377.139 | | ERIS::CALLAS | Rome wasn't burnt in a day. | Wed May 01 1991 20:30 | 3 |
| It was Dorothy Parker.
Jon
|
377.140 | | VMSMKT::KENAH | The man with a child in his eyes... | Wed May 01 1991 23:59 | 1 |
| ...commenting on Katherine Hepburn.
|
377.141 | | SSDEVO::EGGERS | Anybody can fly with an engine. | Thu May 02 1991 00:24 | 2 |
| Yeah, I remember now. Why can't I ever remember those names when I go
to enter the note?
|
377.142 | | HEART::MACHIN | | Thu May 02 1991 20:30 | 3 |
|
It was also Daffy Duck, speaking of the Wicked Wolf, on
'The Loony, Loony Bugs Bunny Movie'.
|
377.143 | Re -.1 | SHALOT::ANDERSON | Revenge of the Bean Counters | Fri May 03 1991 00:26 | 3 |
| I wonder who came up with it first?
-- C
|
377.144 | | VMSMKT::KENAH | The man with a child in his eyes... | Fri May 03 1991 19:50 | 3 |
| Dorothy Parker was first.
andrew
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377.145 | | NOTIME::SACKS | Gerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085 | Mon May 06 1991 18:47 | 1 |
| I thought the remark was made about Helen Hayes.
|
377.146 | | SMURF::SMURF::BINDER | Simplicitas gratia simplicitatis | Mon May 06 1991 22:15 | 9 |
| I doubt it referred to Helen Hayes. Ms Hayes has for decades been
recognized as one of the most skilled actors to have appeared on boards
during the 20th century.
The quotation is attributed in Bartlett's 15th to Dot Parker, but the
referent is unnamed. I too seem to remember that it referred to Kate
Hepburn.
-d
|
377.147 | | LILITH::CALLAS | Rome wasn't burnt in a day. | Tue May 07 1991 20:10 | 6 |
| I also remembered it as Parker on Hepburn when I wrote .139. However, I
wasn't *sure* it was Hepburn, so I checked in Bartlett's, and also
found the unnamed referent, so I left it out. Now, so many of us
remember it as being Hepburn, I'm much more confident of it.
Jon
|
377.148 | Cartographic flavour | AYOV27::ISMITH | Off to Severance City | Mon Jul 01 1991 14:53 | 6 |
| A few co-ordinates short of a bearing.
Ian.
|
377.149 | Classification Flavour | ODIXIE::LAMBKE | Rick | Mon Jul 01 1991 23:34 | 1 |
| Not in any known taxon.
|
377.150 | | IMTDEV::ROBERTS | Reason, Purpose, Self-esteem | Wed Jul 10 1991 02:45 | 2 |
| A few sheets short of a good wipe.
|
377.151 | FWIW | CARTUN::NOONAN | Ding Dong...Avon calling | Tue Aug 06 1991 18:43 | 4 |
| Not only was it Katherine Hepburn, but I believe it was a review of her
performance in the Broadway play "The Philadelphia Story."
E Grace
|
377.152 | One parishioner short of a congregation | PAOIS::HILL | Another migrant worker! | Tue Sep 17 1991 16:16 | 2 |
| Barry Took
The News Quiz - BBC Radio 4 (14 September 1991, repeated 16 Sept)
|
377.153 | ...lacks a Friday! | LEDS::HAMBLEN | QUALITY doesn't cost. It PAYS! | Thu Dec 05 1991 10:55 | 7 |
|
From a novel by Robert Coover:
"That turnip-head lacks a Friday; his stupid little wheels are out
of place! ... (He) does lack a bit of salt in his pumpkin."
Dave
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377.154 | Heard on TV last night; | RICKS::PHIPPS | | Thu Dec 05 1991 15:43 | 1 |
| Some of his pages are stuck together.
|
377.155 | Who ya callin' senile? | AZUR::HALDANE | Typos to the Trade | Fri Jan 17 1992 09:00 | 6 |
|
He's past his sell-by date.
(Heard that, in French, this week.)
Delia
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377.156 | From Terry Pratchett... | PAOIS::HILL | Another migrant worker! | Tue Jan 21 1992 07:26 | 14 |
| Terry Pratchett writes in Guards! Guards! Guards! one of his
Discworld novels:
"... felt he was now just one dribble short of an asylum..."
Rathole:
In the same book he describes coffee as being:
"making-love-in-a-canoe flavour"
next page for the translation (clean)
close to water
|
377.157 | From the Lone Star State. | SKIVT::ROGERS | What a long strange trip it's been. | Tue Jan 28 1992 10:21 | 7 |
| Heard this morning, a quote from "Moly Ivens Can't Say That, Can She?",
regarding some Texas pol:
"If he was any dumber, you'd have to water him twice a day.
Larry
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377.158 | duplicate of .2 | SSDEVO::EGGERS | Anybody can fly with an engine. | Wed Feb 05 1992 17:01 | 5 |
| From Margaret Truman's "Murder in the National Cathedral":
"His elevator doesn't reach the top story."
(I had to read *something* on that 15-hour plane ride.)
|
377.159 | wonderfully ambiguous | SSDEVO::EGGERS | Anybody can fly with an engine. | Tue Feb 11 1992 14:15 | 5 |
| From: PLOUGH::KINZELMAN 11-FEB-1992 12:07:29.99
To: SSDEVO::EGGERS
It's hard to remember sometimes that somebody must
make up the tips of the bell shaped curve!
|
377.160 | | MAST::FITZPATRICK | and...a boot to the head. | Fri May 22 1992 12:22 | 4 |
| Last night on "The Tonight Show", Robin Williams described Dan Quayle
as being "one taco short of a combination plate."
-Tom
|
377.161 | | AOSG::ELKINS | Let the silence find us | Tue Jun 02 1992 16:02 | 2 |
|
He has the intelligence of a small kitchen appliance.
|
377.162 | | REGENT::BROOMHEAD | Don't panic -- yet. | Thu Jun 04 1992 14:05 | 3 |
| His quilt is missing a few feathers.
Ann B.
|
377.163 | | IEDUX::jon | The Danes laugh last | Tue Jun 09 1992 10:17 | 6 |
| British Liberal Democrat MP Simon Hughes described a Conservative MP's
comments on the Rio summit as:
"One tree short of a rain forest"
Jon
|
377.164 | | ULYSSE::WADE | | Sun Jun 14 1992 19:50 | 6 |
|
Heard recently ....
"He's not the brightest light on the Christmas tree"
|
377.165 | | SSDEVO::EGGERS | Anybody can fly with an engine. | Mon Aug 17 1992 18:25 | 2 |
| He can't sing, "99 bottles of beer on the wall," without
a calculator.
|
377.166 | from down under | DBSRFX::EGGERS | Anybody can fly with an engine. | Thu Aug 27 1992 18:35 | 21 |
|
<<< QUOKKA::DISK$ARCH2:[NOTES$LIBRARY2]OZ.NOTE;1 >>>
-< The Lands Down Under >-
================================================================================
Note 8.49 slang 49 of 50
FUTURS::BAKER 67 lines 27-AUG-1992 08:31
-< STUFF FROM THE OUTBACK. >-
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
LIVING IN THE OUTBACK OF AUSTRALIA YOU COME ACROSS SOME COLORFUL
PEOPLE, AND THEIR SLANG. THIS IS SOME OF THE STUFF I'VE HEARD LIVING
IN THE NORTHERN TERRITORY, I'M NOT SURE WHERE IT COMES FROM BUT SOME
OF ITS GOT TO BE LOCAL STUFF.
...
HE'S GOT A FEW ROOS LOOSE IN THE TOP PADDOCK :- WEIRD PERSON
SANDWICH SHORT OF A PICNIC :- WEIRD PERSON
STUBBY SHORT OF A SIX PACK :- WEIRD PERSON
...
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377.167 | In Ann Landers Sunday | TELGAR::WAKEMANLA | You Bloated Sack of Protoplasm | Mon Aug 31 1992 17:03 | 3 |
| "Two sandwiches short of a Picnic"
Larry
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377.168 | | JIT081::DIAMOND | bad wiring. That was probably it. Very bad. | Mon Aug 31 1992 22:41 | 7 |
| >"Two sandwiches short of a Picnic"
Didn't it used to be one sandwich?
Well OK, I can play that game too.
"Aleph-null sandwiches short of a picnic."
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377.169 | | COOKIE::EGGERS | Anybody can fly with an engine. | Thu Sep 03 1992 17:45 | 3 |
| It's an old one, but it doesn't seem to be in here:
He's not ready for prime time.
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377.170 | | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Sun Sep 06 1992 23:43 | 9 |
| G'day,
From an Australian (rugby league)football coach of a particular
opponent of whom he bemoans the lack of common sense....
"He's so clever he can name a horse in nine languages and then he goes
and buys a cow to ride on"
|
377.171 | | VMSMKT::KENAH | Keep on keepin' on... | Tue Sep 08 1992 15:46 | 3 |
| Just saw this:
"Three fries short of a Happy Meal."
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377.172 | | PAOIS::HILL | An immigrant in Paris | Fri Oct 30 1992 07:13 | 1 |
|
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377.173 | a few croutons short of a salad | COOKIE::EGGERS | Anybody can fly with an engine. | Sat Oct 31 1992 11:34 | 7 |
| From a Dave Barry column:
...I received dozens of letters from readers claiming that they, too,
have had encounters with toilet snakes. Even if we allow for the fact
that a certain percentage (94) of the people who read this column are,
to use psychological terminology, a few croutons short of a salad, we
see that this snake problem is not confined to Oklahoma.
|
377.174 | | JIT081::DIAMOND | It's been a lovely recession. | Sun Nov 01 1992 21:28 | 1 |
| A few typos short of a random number generator
|
377.175 | | COOKIE::EGGERS | Anybody can fly with an engine. | Mon Nov 02 1992 01:41 | 6 |
| >> A few typos short of a random number generator
Hmmm. The vast majority of the previous entries have been synonymous
with, "He could easily be more intelligent". This one seems to be
synonymous with, "He is almost totally stupid," and therefore seems to
express considerably less intelligence than the others.
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377.176 | au contraire, it takes considerable intelligence... | RDVAX::KALIKOW | Le not juste | Mon Nov 02 1992 01:57 | 4 |
| ... to be provably random, so I take the "few typos short" bad rap as
showing that the person is almost sophisto enough to be elegant, but
yet fails because of some slovenly shortcoming...
|
377.177 | | JIT081::DIAMOND | It's been a lovely recession. | Mon Nov 02 1992 02:07 | 5 |
| .176 has a reasonable interpretation, but I intended the meaning for
cases where randomness was not desired. And I intended it to mean
something along the lines of: with a bit more intelligence they'd be
stupid; or, with a bit more accuracy there would be zero correlation
between their statements and the truth.
|
377.178 | All the beads, but no string | PAOIS::HILL | An immigrant in Paris | Mon Jan 11 1993 08:11 | 3 |
| Heard on BBC Radio 4 this morning.
Nick
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377.179 | a.k.a. clewless | REGENT::BROOMHEAD | Don't panic -- yet. | Tue Jan 12 1993 13:12 | 0 |
377.180 | one eyed, one armed...= half Nelson | AUSSIE::WHORLOW | Bushies do it for FREE! | Tue Jan 12 1993 15:41 | 21 |
| G'day,
> -< a.k.a. clewless >- (sic)
since a clew is part of a sail, maybe we could try a different tack...
How about 'one reef short of a mainsail'
or
one link short of an anchor chain
or
one splice short of a mainbrace?
derek
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377.181 | | SMURF::BINDER | Ultimus Mohicanorum | Wed Jan 13 1993 09:17 | 1 |
| One fathom short of a cable
|
377.182 | | NOVA::FISHER | DEC Rdb/Dinosaur | Sun Feb 21 1993 12:51 | 11 |
| A German friend told me they have an expression which
translates as:
"He doesn't have all his cups in the cupboard."
and with deference to .127, .132, .167, .168, .168, I've also
heard:
"Half a sandwich short of a picnic"
ed
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377.183 | heard this recently ... | PERLE::glantz | Mike, Paris Research Lab, 776-2836 | Mon Aug 22 1994 09:19 | 3 |
| "... a couple of whiskers short of a full beard"
In reference to a male, but it might be just as amusing applied to a female.
|
377.184 | Wanted to do this for me so I'll pass it on | 38024::FLOYD | "On my way to Heaven" | Mon Aug 22 1994 14:23 | 400 |
377.185 | | NOVA::FISHER | Tay-unned, rey-usted, rey-ady | Wed Aug 24 1994 08:24 | 3 |
| Why would anyone ever want a vegetable in a boat?
ed
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377.186 | nobody's got no bodies | wook.mso.dec.com::mold.ogo.dec.com::lee | Wook like book with a W | Mon Sep 18 1995 01:55 | 11 |
| Don't you hate it when they forget to bring the bodies in?
By the way, check out 61.22 for a particularly gross one.
Here's one that I haven't seen yet.
One character shy of a word wrap
I haven't decided whether it's good or bad.
Wook
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