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Conference thebay::joyoflex

Title:The Joy of Lex
Notice:A Notes File even your grammar could love
Moderator:THEBAY::SYSTEM
Created:Fri Feb 28 1986
Last Modified:Mon Jun 02 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:1192
Total number of notes:42769

1138.0. "The Absent Alphabet" by RT128::KENAH (Do we have any peanut butter?) Fri Apr 07 1995 12:00

    There's been a bit of action lately in "The Silent Alphabet" string.

    One response intrigued me, and set me to thinking:
    
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>Note 1101.58                   The Silent Alphabet                     58 of 95
>AIMHI::TINIUS "It's always something."               4 lines  27-JUN-1994 12:02
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>	L as in colonel
>
>-stephen
    
    I began to think about a different kind of alphabet -- 
    the Absent Alphabet.  Here are a few examples:
    
    	R as in colonel
    	F as in laugh
    	I as in women
    	O as in bureau
    	A as in sleigh                                          
    	Z as in daisy
    
    And so on.  Additional examples are welcome, and encouraged.
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1138.1SMURF::BINDERvitam gustareFri Apr 07 1995 12:041
    The second o in womb.
1138.2Sorry, had to put this inPEKING::SULLIVANDNot gauche, just sinisterFri Apr 07 1995 12:201
    the f in cod
1138.3RT128::KENAHDo we have any peanut butter?Fri Apr 07 1995 12:543
    >the f in cod
    
    I don't get it.
1138.4CSC32::D_DERAMODan D'Eramo, Customer Support CenterFri Apr 07 1995 13:114
        Perhaps some other, less expensive kind of fish gets passed
        off as cod a lot, and has an f sound in its name.
        
        Dan
1138.5BBRDGE::LOVELLSun Apr 09 1995 11:004
    If you ate in DECpark cafeteria on Fridays you might see the joke
    of the "f in cod".
    
    
1138.6AUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Sun Apr 09 1995 19:3019
    G'day,
    
    some has to let out oftheir misery...
    
    
    
    
    little boy... piece of cod and some chips please
    fishmonger  I have no cod
    (repeat) 5 times
    lb... I want cod and chips
    
    fm I have no cod no C.O.F.D, do yer hear
    
    lb.. There's no f in cod
    
    fm.. At last you understand...
    
    
1138.7JRDV04::DIAMONDsegmentation fault (california dumped)Sun Apr 09 1995 22:005
    Re .6
    
    Well it's easy to see how the lb was confused.
    The fm wanted him to *listen* to the fm,
    when all his life he'd been told to rtfm.
1138.8NOVA::FISHERnow |a|n|a|l|o|g|Mon Apr 17 1995 10:551
    :-)
1138.9Working my way backwook.mso.dec.com::mold.ogo.dec.com::leeWook like book with a WMon Sep 18 1995 03:167
the W in one and once
the sh in anything ending in -tion

the ctsh in anything ending in -xion for you UK types across the Atlantic, 
though the 't' is technically in the silent alphabet.

Wook