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Conference thebay::joyoflex

Title:The Joy of Lex
Notice:A Notes File even your grammar could love
Moderator:THEBAY::SYSTEM
Created:Fri Feb 28 1986
Last Modified:Mon Jun 02 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
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1118.0. "Contest #103194" by CAPNET::ROSCH () Fri Oct 28 1994 10:40

    In the spirit of the season complete the following:
    
    	Roses are red
    	Pumpkins are orange
    	Sugar is sweet
    	?
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1118.1NOTIME::SACKSGerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085Fri Oct 28 1994 10:461
See note 999.
1118.2Or, alternatively...KERNEL::MORRISWhich universe did you dial?Mon Nov 07 1994 13:0310
    re. .0
    
    	Roses are red
    	Pumpkins are orange
    	Sugar is sweet
        Haloween is a pagan festival
    
    Who said it had to rhyme?  :*)
    
    Jon
1118.3SUBURB::POWELLMNostalgia isn't what it used to be!Tue Nov 08 1994 11:338
    Re.2
    >>>Haloween is a pagan festival
    
    	Shouldn't that more accurately read:
    
    Haloween is a Satanic festival
    
                         ?Malcolm.
1118.4REGENT::BROOMHEADDon't panic -- yet.Tue Nov 08 1994 12:035
    Malcolm,
    
    No.
    
    							Ann B.
1118.5 I am always open to correction - I hope! SUBURB::POWELLMNostalgia isn't what it used to be!Wed Nov 09 1994 09:0210
    
    	We Christians are taught that it is supposedly to celebrate Satan's
    birthday, though.  Are you saying that is wrong Ann?
    
    	Anyway, I thought that all pagan festivals had satanic origins -
    even Christmas was a pagan festival which the early Christians
    appropriated to try and "keep in with things at the time."  Smacks of
    compromise to me!  Putting the world into the Church.
    
    				Malcolm.
1118.6Surely....WELSWS::HILLNIt's OK, it'll be dark by nightfallWed Nov 09 1994 10:242
    Halloween is the eve of All Hallows Day, also known as All Saints Day. 
    So it's a Christian Festival.
1118.7... ...CPDW::CIUFFINIGod must be a Gemini...Wed Nov 09 1994 10:356
    
    You might want to read John Covert's treatise on Halloween 
    in <<{{ shudder }}>> SOAPBOX. 
    
    Catholic/Christian in origin it is not. 
    jc
1118.8?SEND::PARODIJohn H. Parodi DTN 381-1640Wed Nov 09 1994 10:569
    
    re: .5
    
    Malcolm,
    
    I've never heard that Halloween was a celebration of Satan's birthday.
    How is that possible? Was Satan ever alleged to have been incarnated?
    
    JP
1118.9SMURF::BINDERvitam gustareWed Nov 09 1994 13:2019
    Re .5
    
    > We Christians are taught...
    
    *We* Christians are not taught that.
    
    > all pagan festivals had satanic origins
    
    Pagans are people who believe in multiple gods, goddesses, or both. 
    Most pagan religions (those of Greece and Rome, for example) are more
    ancient than the concept of Satan, which is Jewish in origin.  Paganism
    has nothing to do with Satanism except in the mind of someone who has
    been taught lies.
    
    FWIW, "Satan" is a Hebrew word meaning "adversary," and many of its
    appearances in the Bible may well simply be references to a generic
    evil being or spirit, not to a specific one named Satan.
    
    -dick
1118.1056815::GELINEAUfear, surprise, and an almost fanatical devotionWed Nov 09 1994 15:229
    If you're interested, in turris::wommannotes-v5 there is a topic
    called Religion and Spirituality which highlights (and lowlights)
    perceptions and realities about Paganism, especially how it is
    viewed (and not viewed) by certain christians. 
    And Paganism is most definitely *not* Satanism.  And being raised
    strictly Roman Catholic, I was *never* taught to equate the two.
    
    --Angela
    
1118.11JRDV04::DIAMONDsegmentation fault (california dumped)Wed Nov 09 1994 19:3212
    Pagan is a city in Myanmar (Burma) where, along with the rest of the
    middle-eastern and eastern world, historically people were extremely
    religious and believed in many many gods.  Eventually a few groups
    of people decided that their own god(s) were also everyone else's
    god(s), so that there was only one god, or three thirds of one god,
    or whatever -- those ideas developed long after what we call paganism.
    
    Obviously there have always been adversaries as well, but I think that
    the idea of a single adversary was an invention of Christianity, and
    not even of early Christianity.
    
    -- Norman Diamond
1118.12SMURF::BINDERvitam gustareWed Nov 09 1994 20:228
1118.13REGENT::BROOMHEADDon't panic -- yet.Thu Nov 10 1994 12:044
    To go along with the source of "pagan", "heathen" meant those who
    lived on the heath; e.g., "a rustic villager".
    
    							Ann B.
1118.14 To continue the Rathole .... SUBURB::POWELLMNostalgia isn't what it used to be!Thu Nov 10 1994 12:1819
    RE last several:
    
    	Satan was not incarnated, he is a created being, like all the
    other angels and archangels, mankind and all creation.
    
    	He was the Archangel Lucifer and (I'm told) "in charge of
    co-ordinating the Worship of the living God.  I can't find that bit in
    my Bible though.
    
    	Lucifer gained pride and wanted the worship of God for himself and
    consequently "fell from Heaven," it says in my Bible.  Since which time
    he has been know as Satan or the Devil.  Also he has set the 1/3rd of
    the Angels he took with him (who became demons) as the various gods
    worshipped by ALL those who do not worship the one and only living God.
    
    	Hence, in that context, pagans do not worship the living God, so,
    because we all voluntarily or unknowingly worship something ....
    
    				Malcolm.
1118.15Lucifer 101SMURF::BINDERvitam gustareThu Nov 10 1994 13:1530
    Re .14
    
    This is really a discussion for one of the religious conferences or
    (horror) SOAPBOX, but we're here, so cope.  :-)
    
    There is precisely ONE reference to "Lucifer" in the KJV Bible; it's in
    Isaiah 14:12, and the word does not appear in most modern translations. 
    (The NIV, for example, uses "morning star," and the RSV uses "Day
    Star".)
    
    The name Lucifer is not of Hebrew etymology; it is in fact an English
    name derived ultimately from the ordinary Latin words lux/lucis and
    fero/ferre, and it means a bringer or carrier of light.  (Note that
    Latin has no articles, so the lack of an article does not indicate
    specificity or a name, as it would in English.)
    
    The original Hebrew word that "Lucifer" represents is heylel, meaning
    literally light-bearer.  The individual so designated in Isaiah is
    nowhere said to be an angel or any other supernatural kind of being;
    the prophecy could be taken to apply to anyone who exalts himself or
    herself before God.  Jesus deals with this attitude with the parable of
    the workers in the vineyard.
    
    There are exactly 50 instances of the name Satan in the Protestant
    canon of the KJV.  None of these instances is a description of who
    Satan was or where he came from.  Only in the book of Job is Satan
    presented as a living, "breathing" being; everywhere else Satan can be
    interpreted simply as generic evil or the sinful nature of humankind.
    
    -dick
1118.16 Sorry for the Rathole. SUBURB::POWELLMNostalgia isn't what it used to be!Fri Nov 11 1994 04:088
    
    	OK, OK.
    
    	I'll close my part of the Rathole by simply saying -
    So much head knowledge with seemingly very little heart knowledge of
    Jesus, the Son of God, Saviour of all who believe in Him.
    
    				Malcolm.
1118.17Satan v. PaganKERNEL::MORRISWhich universe did you dial?Fri Nov 11 1994 05:5210
    re. all pertaining to Christian teachings....
    
    I too am a practising Christian (Church of England) and certainly was
    never taught that paganism = satanism.  In fact, the CofE having a
    fairly hybrid theology, I was not _taught_ that Satan certainly exists
    as a single being.  But that's a whole other rathole....
    
    I'm almost sorry I started this whole thing off with .1  :-(
    
    Jon
1118.18Ratholes can be educational.SMURF::BINDERvitam gustareFri Nov 11 1994 10:2914
    Re .16
    
    Ah, Malcolm, you are apparently dismissing the possibility that it was
    heart knowledge of Jesus, on a deeply personal level, that led me to
    acquire much of my head knowledge.
    
    Head knowledge is an adjunct to heart knowledge - for one thing, it
    helps to keep me following the REAL Lord instead of haring off on a
    wild chase of things that are not part of the Plan.  I don't waste time
    sorting out whether "paganism == satanism" is part of my faith - I know
    it's not, because I've learned the facts of the matter instead of
    buying wholesale all the unScriptural things that others may believe.
    
    -dick
1118.1918 inch deltaBBRDGE::LOVELLFri Nov 11 1994 17:3017
    What's with this "head knowledge" and "heart knowledge" terminolgy
    specifically wrt Christianity?
    
    Obviously I understand the direct meaning, but it is very interesting
    that I was harangued just last weekend by a very sincere woman telling
    me that I was missing the point (of our discussion of Christian
    issues) by "18 inches".
    
    "Pardon me?"  I asked.
    
    "18 inches", she repeated, "the distance between your head and your
    heart".  
    
    Now seeing this terminology repeated in JOYOFLEX, I am interested to
    know the origin of this expression.
    
    /Chris.
1118.20AUSSIE::WHORLOWBushies do it for FREE!Sun Nov 13 1994 16:386
    G'day,
    
    
    18" is about one cubit, is it not....
    
    djw
1118.21JRDV04::DIAMONDsegmentation fault (california dumped)Sun Nov 13 1994 18:189
    Heart knowledge is what makes a dog love whoever's feeding him that
    month.  Pit bulls love their masters even if they're drug dealers.
    Head knowledge isn't such a bad thing.
    
    Or maybe it is.  Without head knowledge, we wouldn't have computers
    or a writing system with which to discuss knowledge, and no one would
    have had the ability to organize the Spanish Inquisition.
    
    -- Norman Diamond
1118.22Er, umm...SMURF::BINDERvitam gustareMon Nov 14 1994 09:309
    Could we put paid to this incipient religious war before it starts,
    please?  This discussion is material for SOAPBOX or any of several
    religious fora, but it is out of place here, and I fear that it will
    bruise feelings inappropriately if continued.
    
    In pursuit of which redirection, I offer this:
    
    For a concise and complete elucidation of the difference between head
    knowledge and heart knowledge wrt Christianity, refer to John 20:24-29.
1118.23BBRDGE::LOVELLTue Nov 15 1994 03:064
Thanks Dick - that is what I was looking for - a literary
reference.

/Chris.
1118.24Knowledge etcFORTY2::KNOWLESRoad-kill on the Info SuperhighwayThu Nov 24 1994 09:1924
    .one_of_Dick's
    
    `Light-bearer' eh? Some dictionaries still show LSD to be an ancient
    gild or work group of some kind - Lightermen, Stevedores and Dockers.
    So, to misquote, LSD is the root of all evil [that's two misquotes,
    actually; the original - Aquinas, wasn't it Dick, or was he quoting
    someone older still? - was Radix malorum est cupiditas; so money's
    OK, it's just wanting it that's the trouble.]
    
    Re .21 A meta rathole: the Black Legend about the Spanish Inquisition
    was a load of hooey. In the 350 years of the SI's operations, they put
    between 3000 and 5000 people to death as heretics (about 1 a month, I
    make it). In the same period, in the rest of Europe, about 30 times
    that many people were put to death as witches (people who were reported
    to the SI for _witchcraft_ were unusually fortunate - they always
    survived).
    
    Of course, 1 killing a month is 1 too many. But at a time when it was
    dangerous to believe, or to be thought or alleged to believe, anything
    remotely unorthodox, the Spanish Inquisition was one of the less
    dangerous institutions. Its bad press was just that - rumours
    promulgated in Holland and spread via printing presses.
    
    b
1118.25sourceFORTY2::KNOWLESRoad-kill on the Info SuperhighwayThu Nov 24 1994 09:357
    A bit of reference for .-1 (which owes quite a lot to a recent TV
    programme): the earliest source for the Black Legend the programme
    could find was a pamphlet witten by someone with the monicker
    Montanus. It was published in Antwerp (as I remember), early in the
    sixteenth century.
    
    b
1118.26JRDV04::DIAMONDsegmentation fault (california dumped)Thu Nov 24 1994 19:254
    You can't deny the existence of witches in early American history --
    that would be contempt of court.
    
    -- Norman Diamond
1118.27PADNOM::MAILLARDDenis MAILLARDFri Nov 25 1994 01:553
    Re .25: Is that Montanus, or Pontanus (a Low Countries well known early
    historian)? Just curious.
    		Denis.
1118.28Looked like an MFORTY2::KNOWLESRoad-kill on the Info SuperhighwayMon Nov 28 1994 08:549
    The programme showed the title page, and it looked like an M to me.
    I wondered when I saw it whether it was a oblique reference to the Alps
    (resentment at the Latinocentric view of Northern Europe as Transalpina
    - he was saying `Hey, looks like _this_ side from where I am'). But in
    the end I thought it more probable that the writer was really called
    Berg or Borg or whatever they call mountains in the Low Countries.
    I hadn't thought that it might be a sixteenth century typo.
    
    b 
1118.29SMURF::BINDERvitam gustareMon Nov 28 1994 19:2714
1118.30REGENT::BROOMHEADDon't panic -- yet.Tue Nov 29 1994 12:5513
    Bob,
    
    "In the 350 years of the SI's operations, they put between 3000 and
    5000 people to death as heretics (about 1 a month, I make it)."
    
    Does this include the people turned over to the secular authorities
    for burning?  I don't think it does.
    
    Also, although you wrote "(people who were reported to the SI for
    _witchcraft_ were unusually fortunate - they always survived).", did
    you perhaps mean "sorcery"?
    
    							Ann B.
1118.31Not guiltyFORTY2::KNOWLESWed Dec 07 1994 10:1231