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Conference thebay::joyoflex

Title:The Joy of Lex
Notice:A Notes File even your grammar could love
Moderator:THEBAY::SYSTEM
Created:Fri Feb 28 1986
Last Modified:Mon Jun 02 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:1192
Total number of notes:42769

508.0. "Where are you?" by HERON::BUCHANAN (zut bleu!) Mon Apr 25 1988 13:50

     You are in a chamber (one of many) made of wood, and the number on the
door is 209.   There are (by happenstance) several people in the room: a
steward, a hero, and a chief minister (involved in striking an illegal bargain).

     There are also several animals and plants: a small lizard, and an antelope
munching on a Californian shrub, magnolia, something like a Chrysanthemum and 
mushrooms.   There are two bottles of wine, one red and one white (both at room
temperature).

     There are various objects: a cloth, some leather, and some bevelled enamel
work depicting an open field (a famous open space in France) and the East part
of a church.
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508.1Need more infoPAMOLA::RECKARDJon Reckard, 381-0878, ZKO3-2/T63Mon Apr 25 1988 18:3518
> You're inSIDE a chamber ... and the number on the door is 209?
  Aren't numbers usually on the outsides of chamber doors?

> a steward, a hero, and a chief minister (involved in striking an illegal
> bargain).
  With whom is the illegal bargain being made?

>   There are various objects: a cloth, some leather, and some bevelled enamel
> work depicting an open field (a famous open space in France) and the East part
> of a church.
  All these objects (esp. the part of a church) are IN the chamber?

(I know, I know, this reply will only encourage him.)

Actually, to answer your question ...


I'm at my keyboard.  "You" is in a chamber.
508.2GNUVAX::BOBBITTshowtime, Synergy...Mon Apr 25 1988 20:484
    at the beginning of some new Infocom computer game?
    
    
    
508.3Associated Conference PointerAYOV29::ISMITHDavid Byrne - A Head of his time.Mon Apr 25 1988 21:373
    This would seem to belong in the BRAIN_BOGGLERS conference, on:
    
    	DYO780::BRAIN_BOGGLERS
508.4HOMSIC::DUDEKIt's a Bowser eat Bowser worldTue Apr 26 1988 03:271
    I think this note's title should be changed to, "What Drug Are You On?"
508.5I must have blinked and missed a trendVIA::RANDALLI feel a novel coming onWed Apr 27 1988 01:145
    I'm intrigued by the concoction of California shrub, magnolia,
    chrysanthemums, and mushrooms.  Is this the latest Yuppie
    replacement for pesto? 
    
    --bonnie
508.6HintetteHERON::BUCHANANzut bleu!Wed Apr 27 1988 21:546
Re .1 -< Need more info >-
The clue I will give is...

Re .3 BRAIN_BOGGLERS move
Well, I could, but I think it's appropriate here, too

508.7It pays to increase your word-powerHERON::BUCHANANa man, a plan, a canal: SuezTue May 03 1988 16:025
No takers?   Well, before I pass this over to the specialists in BRAIN-
BOGGLERS, let me give one last clue.   We have direct evidence in this
notesfile that Ian Smith is well-equipped to solve this conundrum.

Andrew
508.8What, Me?AYOV27::ISMITHSee those shores! What shores?Tue May 03 1988 16:2712
508.9Give us a clue!AYOV27::ISMITHSee those shores! What shores?Thu May 05 1988 14:4211
    Andrew,
    
    I have thought about this one for a while, but I still can't seem
    to make any progress. Presumably your statement that the problem
    is appropriate for this conference means there is some word-play
    involved, but I will need some more hints. For example, where exactly
    is the direct evidence of my equipment (if you'll pardon the
    expression)?
    
    
    Ian.
508.10YIPPEE::LIRONThu May 05 1988 14:5213
>    mushrooms.   There are two bottles of wine, one red and one white (both at room
>temperature).

	Where could such a crime be committed. Red and white
    	wine can't be kept at the same temperature here in France; it
	would be not only a capital offense, but also a sign of poor
    	education :)
    
	I'm afraid I have a suspicion about where such a thing is possible;
    	but I won't say it here, for reasons pertaining to international
    	relationships and all that.
    	    
    		roger
508.11de l'eau tiedeMARVIN::KNOWLESSliding down the razorblade of lifeFri May 06 1988 22:1814
    I shan't assume anything about the place Roger suspects may 
    be a hive of wine chillers/heaters. But I think it may be
    worth considering two points:
    
    	o	the notion of serving red wine at room temperature
    		evolved long before central heating; rooms were
    		colder then
    
    	o	the first time I saw red wine in a fridge was in
    		Montpellier (sp?) and the person who had put it
    		there was French born and bred
    
    b
    
508.12some DFQsLAMHRA::WHORLOWI Came,I Saw,I concurredMon May 09 1988 05:4414
    G'day,
    
    
    Would the reason that the wines are at room temperature be because
    that have sat untouched for some time? Would the vintage on the
    labels be out of time-sync with the events? Would the animals be
    alive? Does the magnolia have any significance with the Southern
    States? Are the people alive today? in the Scene? 
    
    
    ... and yes I have a thought behind tese questions!
    
    Derek
    
508.13alright thenHERON::BUCHANANa man, a plan, a canal: SuezMon May 23 1988 21:027
Re .12:                      -< some DFQs >-

They certainly are DFQs and I find it impossible to answer any of them, except
by saying:


511.1
508.14solutionHERON::BUCHANANa man, a plan, a canal: SuezWed May 25 1988 21:2752
508.15no wonder I didn't knowGNUVAX::BOBBITTI sing the body electricThu May 26 1988 01:295
    Chambers Dictionary?
    
    Honest to McGillicuddy, I've never heard of the thing.
    
    
508.16Chambers is not in MY dictionary!LAMHRA::WHORLOWI Came,I Saw,I concurredThu May 26 1988 07:535
    There and I thought it was a waxworks re-enactment of some major
    event of great significance to US heritage...:-)
    
    Djw
    
508.17How could we have gotten along without it?GRNDAD::STONERoyTue Jun 07 1988 19:014
    Of course I knew the answer all along, but I just didn't want to spoil 
    it for the rest of you.  After all, a real gem like that shouldn't be
    wasted!!!  But what happened to "chamber pot"?  Doesn't that belong on
    the list?  It certainly is where the question belongs!
508.18An i thought they were big cups for morning TEALAMHRA::WHORLOWI Came,I Saw,I concurredWed Jun 08 1988 06:4310
    G'day,
    
    'Chamber pot ' will be found under Either :
    
    1) B for bed
    or
    2) G for guzzunder
                
    
    Djw